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p. 24 The big small-business issue What’s it take to thrive and survive in today’s economy? Asheville and, indeed, most of Western North Carolina, has a growing reputation as a good fit for business, whether quirky or traditional, large or small. In this week’s issue, we take a look at local businesses. Cover design by Drew Findley/ Photograph by Jonathan Welch Pictured is Darren Williams, owner of Comic Envy.

news 10 buncombe commissioners County discusses how to spend those federal-stimulous funds

12 Planning the parkway’s future A symposium tackles the big-picture questions for our scenic byway

arts&entertainment 72 roundhouse kicks and rocket packs First-ever action film festival comes to Asheville, with none other than Chuck Norris

74 hatch marks Networking/innovating festival returns for its sophomore year

77 wonderful world Asheville Earth Day celebration offers all-day eco-fun

79 traveling bonfires Community concerts for peace come home

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letters A kid prepares good food, eats good food I was glad to see the article in last week’s paper on school lunch. Thank you for putting the spotlight on this issue. Increasing funding for our public-school lunch programs is a critical first step in fighting the obesity epidemic. But as Jamie Oliver has shown in his new reality TV series about obesity rates in a small town in West Virginia, just because kids are given nutritious and delicious food choices doesn’t mean they will actually choose them. One way to get kids to eat good food is to get them to help cook. It is not foolproof, but studies show that kids will be much more likely to taste something if they have helped prepare it. I have been working with the Slow Food Asheville FEAST (Fresh, Easy, Affordable, Sustainable, Tasty) program at Asheville Middle School and have been amazed at the enthusiastic response from the students. Middle School students love to cook it seems! They are interested, engaged and delightfully creative cooks. Our program was recently observed by a group of 40 adults. When the adults walked into the classroom, the students were able to stay on task and be focused. I thought this was amazing, considering I was totally distracted! We have made and eaten everything from salsa to Swiss chard, cornmeal muffins to egg salad with jalapeños [and] quinoa root vegetable salad. Not every kid tastes everything,

but most of them taste something. I think this is also an important step in the fight against obesity. If kids learn to prepare healthy snacks for themselves with fresh ingredients, they may actually be able to beat the odds. To learn more about FEAST, go to slowfoodasheville.org. — Cathy Cleary Asheville

A response to concerns about Swannanoa-area greenway planning The Buncombe County Parks, Greenways and Recreation Department has hired Equinox Environmental Consultants to conduct a greenway feasibility study for the Swannanoa River/US 70 corridor. The study will take six to nine months to complete. The study area begins in the Ridgecrest community, east of Black Mountain, and continues west through Black Mountain, Swannanoa [and] East Asheville, [ending] where the Wilma Dykeman Riverway Plan begins at the John B. Lewis soccer fields on Azalea Road in Asheville. The goal is to have over 11 miles of greenways and trails for bicyclists and pedestrians to utilize for nonmotorized transportation and enjoyment within the Swannanoa River/US 70 corridor. A feasibility study is the first step in the preliminary planning of a greenway. The purpose of the feasibility study is to investigate the optimal locations for a greenway and alternative greenway locations. This type of study does

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UNFORGETTABLE not typically consider property ownership, but rather physical issues like land terrain, floodplains, steep slopes and road rights-of-way. A feasibility study also addresses the restraints that federal, state and local regulations and ordinances would have upon the land. Once these obstacles are identified and the trail options are more evident, a public meeting is called to gather public input on the desired elements for trails among the community that would house the greenway. Finally, the consultants will provide recommendations for implementation and estimates for how much a greenway of this nature will cost. The Buncombe County Greenways and Trails Commission will present the results of this study to the county commissioners for approval to continue planning this greenway. Having given the basic information of what is going on with this study, I need to leave you with these important points: 1) the stage of planning for this greenway is not to the point that we are looking at individual parcels — especially residential and agricultural properties — this happens at a later phase of planning. Once it is determined if a greenway is a possibility, then the next phase of the planning process would unfold. When we are at that stage, staff members will contact the private property owners as soon as they have been identified to discuss the possibility of obtaining easements; 2) Buncombe County has no intention of using eminent domain for acquisition of property. Trying to put a greenway on [the] property of a hostile owner would be nothing but problematic. In addition, although greenways can be considered an infrastructure for public safety, they do not carry the same importance as, say, a water or sewer line, nor the political clout to warrant eminent domain; and 3) this study is being conducted by Buncombe County Parks, Greenways and Recreation Services. Any efforts and studies prior to or contemporaneous to our study (i.e. the Swannanoa Vision meetings) are not affiliated with the greenway planning of the county. In mid-May, we will be holding our first public-input meeting. We expect to have a date, time and location determined very soon. Once the date and location are set, we will advertise public notices in Mountain Xpress and other media venues. We encourage everyone to come and give their input on Buncombe County’s first regional greenway feasibility study. — Dwayne Stutzman, chair Buncombe Co. Trails and Greenways Commission

Xpress should not charge for pet-adoption ads in print I just wanted to say how dismayed I was recently when I created an ad for a pet that I have taken in and for whom I am trying to find a better home situation. My ad is appearing online only due to print fees, and I know how

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Health-care reform by mass e-mail? In a mass e-mail dated April 5, Heath Shuler speaks about the need for reform in our healthcare system, about Republican obstruction-

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ism, and about the bitter partisan divide in Washington. But in the long debate over health care, he consistently allied himself with the obstructionists and with the industries that fatten themselves on the suffering of Americans. A quick look at the contributors to his enormous campaign coffers belies his message of caring. Pharmaceuticals, health-product companies, insurers, health professionals and big tobacco are major contributors to [Rep.] Shuler, and his vote against health-care reform was much more about pleasing them than worrying over the impact of reform on small businesses. If he really cared about his constituents, he would work to protect them, to help them, to make sure they have full access to medical care. He has chosen instead to actively support those who simply don’t care. — Michael Carlebach Asheville

No health-care reform exemptions for congressional representatives The Senate Health Committee recently voted 12-11 in favor of a two-page amendment that would require all Congresspersons and senators, their families and their staffs to enroll in any new government-run health plan. Under proposed legislation, they are curiously exempt. This amendment has been introduced by Congressman John Fleming of Louisiana, a physician. If you would like to sign [U.S.] Sen. Fleming’s petition, you can do so at http:// fleming.house.gov/index.cfm?sectionid=55. If Congress forces a government-run health plan on the American people, then Congress should have to accept the same level of health care for themselves, their families and staffs. To do otherwise is the height of hypocrisy! — Jerry Edwards Asheville

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As tax credit deadline looms, local developer turns violent While many first time buyers have taken advantage of the $8000 federal tax credit, one local developer is so frustrated about the misconceptions about home buying he has turned to violence.

could receive up to $8000 in the mail from the IRS wouldn’t you want to know if you could get it?

Rod Hubbard, developer of an affordable condominium community Brickton Village, has strangled an apartment dweller. Don’t be alarmed: the apartment dweller was not actually harmed just shaken up with a dose of reality with regards to homeownership.

FACT: The $8000 1st time buyer tax credit is a check, actual paper that you receive in the mail (or by direct deposit if you’re really anxious) approximately 7-10 weeks after you close on your new home. The tax credit is NOT a deduction on your taxable income; it is NOT a reduction in the purchase price of your home.

When asked to comment on his actions, Hubbard said, “Look, this is really simple. This is absolutely the best time for first time buyers to try to buy a home. With all the incentives available you would be a ding-dong if you didn’t at least attempt to get qualified. “

There are too many people in our market who can actually buy a home but have not taken the time to get the details, Hubbard explained. You’ve got an $8000 tax credit, historically low interest rates, and affordable prices on homes - what in the world could a person possibly be waiting on?

FACT: A first time buyer is a person who has not owned their primary residence in the previous 3 years.

FACT: On April 30, 2010 you must be UNDER CONTRACT for your new home not closed and paying a mortgage. If you have a contract by April 30th, you will have until June 30, 2010 to close on the home.

“If it was raining outside, you would grab your umbrella. If your car was low on gas you would fill it up” So naturally if you

Its true, interest rates have not been this low in decades and are likely to go up by then end of the year. Many would be buyers do not understand that even a half percent increase in the interest rate could be enough to keep them from being able to buy. Another misconception Hubbard is trying to dispel is that competitive financing is not available for qualified buyers. If you don’t have a down payment you still may be able to buy. FACT: 100% financing IS available at Brickton Village with historically low interest rates that are fixed for 30 years. Waiting any longer is simply ridiculous. If you are paying $650 or more in rent each month, you OWE it to yourself to see if you can buy. Brickton Village offers a FREE mortgage consultant that can determine your ability to buy a home in under 15 minutes. In Hubbard’s word, “It’s now or never. This is an incredible opportunity for 1st time buyers and nothing like this will probably ever happen again.”

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A walk on the wild side

Threading the labyrinth of Asheville’s small businesses by Jonathon Flaum Mazes are deceitful, but you’ll never get lost in a labyrinth. All that circling brings you to a center held together by vectors of connection. Having no particular destination, a path nonetheless unfolds. And for some reason, the walk itself refreshes, bringing us back to this moment. As Billy Jonas puts it, “Any way you go you’re gonna get there!” So with that in mind, let’s take a stroll around downtown Asheville. On my way out of the WriteMind Institute on Lexington Avenue, I bump into Kurt Mann, our current artist in residence, and consider his 20 years of thoughtful filmmaking here. Just outside, I notice broken glass and bend down to pick it up. My neighbor from the Honey Pot offers a broom; I decline, then reconsider. I go in, but she’s in back, so I head next door to Flipside and borrow one. Returning the broom, I spy Voltage Records, where a poster informs me that “March is Punk Month” — I had no idea! Crossing Hiawassee I come to Heiwa, the real

much of downtown’s character. Douglas handbuilt Zambra — everything from the wrench buried in the concrete bar to the tin-can lights. At the top of the hill I make a right on Haywood at Malaprop’s, a labyrinth unto itself. Popping into Origami Ink, I discover that people still use fountain pens. Then I’m on the corner of Vanderbilt and Haywood — Basilica against cobalt sky still comes as a surprise. Crossing the street, I pass Café Ello — my friend Joyce had her art up there awhile. I duck into the Spice & Tea Exchange and sniff some brown cardamom pods that smell like earth. After that it’s into Woolworth Walk for a tuna on rye and an egg cream at the counter (my grandfather really does live in me). I take a right on Battery Park, pass the Flying Frog on the corner of cool and cross over to the giant iron, where tourists are gathered for a snapshot. Up Wall Street, I pass the Early Girl (love that herb gravy on a biscuit!). A few doors down sits Mark Rosenstein’s old spot — a real teacher. Farther on is the Laughing Seed: Amazing that they started in the basement of the Y. And

Asheville’s small businesses are about right livelihood, about people working for the sake of the work. thing. I head up to Downtown Books and News, peruse the dollar cart, and pick up J. Weber’s General Relativity and Gravitational Waves (don’t understand the formulas). Next is Shady Grove, which brings us flowers every Wednesday. On to GAEA, the wind-chime-etc. shop, where a T-shirt in the window declares, “I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.” Passing Nest Organics, where my wife found our bedcover, I admire the Buddhas in Terra Nostra before turning right up Walnut Street. Passing Zambra, I think of Douglas Madaras, the designer and builder responsible for so

then there’s Jubilee: Howard Hanger intermixing Christianity, Judaism, Taoism and Cindy Lauper all in one shot — a blast! At the end of Wall Street, I take a left onto Otis and head back down Patton. Passing Jack of the Wood, I wave to the guys outside with their 4 p.m. pints. Next door, WRES-LP (“The Urban Sounds of Asheville”) is blasting “Everyday People.” A woman outside Empire Tattoo sports a small emblem behind her ear that has me wondering. Tupelo Honey is packed, and nearby, an older Woody Guthrie character straight from the rails plays guitar and a Dylan-rigged harmonica. Across the way, a model in a purple

dress gets her picture taken beside the silver sculpture. Now I’m on the corner of Haywood and College, heading back down. I pass Table, my date-night place (not often enough), then Tops for Shoes. Crossing Lexington again, I spy BoBo Gallery, which hosts Asheville Green Drinks and other community events aimed at bringing business together with art, philosophy and science.The Costume Shoppe, Cosmic Vision, Chevron bead shop — all offering great ways to dress it up! At the courtyard gate, I pause to reflect on a couple of the businesses inside — Top Floor Studio, a Web-design firm that makes mutual collaboration an art form, and Sound Mind Media, whose owner, Jenny Greer, is also the “Jen” in the band Jen and the Juice. After that, it’s Bouchon, Mela and Izzy’s — France, India and pure Asheville, all in a row. Passing Static Age, Lexington’s other independent record store, and then Vintage Moon, I re-enter WriteMind’s big wooden doors, sit down on the bench, remove my shoes, empty my pockets and step inside the meditation hall: silence. All this is just one circle. I can walk another one tomorrow and another the day after that, discovering more particular worlds. But whichever labyrinth I choose, it always take me to the root: community connection. Asheville’s small businesses are about right livelihood, about people working for the sake of the work. Yes, economic support is vital, but it’s not viewed as an entitlement or a reason: It is simply a consequence of right action. Small businesses in Asheville work hard, but it’s a labor of love. And when you walk among those who love their labor, you are treading holy ground — the ground of right now. X

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Jonathon Flaum is director of the WriteMind Institute (84 N. Lexington Ave.). To learn more about the institute, call 253-1733 or visit www. writemindinstitute.com.

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AvL Technologies, Mountain Mobility win stimulus funds by Jake Frankel What happened to all that federal stimulus money? At their April 6 meeting, the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners helped answer that question by doling out $6.1 million of it to local projects. Topping the agenda was a resolution authorizing $4.9 million in federal stimulus funds for AvL Technologies, which produces mobile satellite communications systems. The business will use the money to hire about 75 new employees and move from its current River Arts District facility to a bigger space in the Reynolds Village development in Woodfin. A local manufacturing success story, AvL Technologies began as a one-man operation in 1994 and has evolved into a multimillion-dollar business employing more than 130 people, Commissioner K. Ray Bailey explained. “They’re high-paying jobs,” said Bailey, the former president of A-B Tech, recalling how company founder Jim Oliver launched the firm out of a “closet space” at the school. “It’s the kind of business we want to nurture in our community, and I think it’s a wonderful

opportunity for us to assist in this effort.” The resolution was approved 4-0 (Commissioner Holly Jones was absent on a “long-planned and well-deserved vacation,” according to board Chair David Gantt). Also unanimously approved was a resolution authorizing a state contractor to negotiate the best deal on 12 new vans and buses for Mountain Mobility, the county’s public transportation system for special-needs passengers. A $1.2 million federal stimulus grant will cover the cost of buying the vehicles, converting them to run on compressed natural gas, equipping them with two-way radios, and two years’ worth of maintenance, Assistant County Manager Jon Creighton explained. “I have to say that without the stimulus money, we wouldn’t be able to do this,” he noted. “Just the conversion packets ... are $25,000 each.” Gantt, meanwhile, praised both Creighton and the Mountain Mobility team for winning the federal grant. “Thank you for staying on top of things,” said Gantt. “I know there were a lot of folks who didn’t bother to apply for these things, and this is

right across from our dorm,” she pointed out. “We’re very concerned about the sale of alcohol and tobacco across the road from our residence hall. We feel like that will have a negative influence on our campus, and it’s not one we ever would have dreamed would happen on that particular lot, or we would not have built there.” The commissioners denied the request on a 4-0 vote. The board’s votes on all seven rezoning requests reflected the recommendations of the county’s Planning and Development staff.

Hops County USA?

It takes a lot of hops to produce the brews that helped Asheville lay claim to the title of Beer City USA (a distinction the city shares with Portland, Ore.). And Melinda Roberts is taking steps to help farmers grow the cash crop right here in Buncombe County. As part of her extensive presentation to the board on the work of the Cooperative Extension Service and its Small Farms Initiative, Roberts highlighted hops’ potential as a profitable option for local farmers. “That’s one thing that’s driving the establishment of this group of folks that are growing hops,” noted Roberts, referring to the strong interest and enthusiasm on the part of Asheville brewers. “Having locally grown — and some are

“If it was to be a gas facility, there would be thousands of gallons of flammable substances right across from our dorm.” — Margo Flood, Environmental Leadership Center, exactly the intent of the federal government — to help us out and keep us working. And this is a win-win, keeping our carbon footprint down.”

Not in my backyard

In other business, the board heard a number of rezoning requests. The one generating the most public comments concerned a 1.03-acre tract of land near Warren Wilson College that co-owner Don Hunley asked to have rezoned from R-1 (residential district) to NS (neighborhood service district). Several neighbors spoke against the rezoning, as did co-owner Susan Kask Hunley, who explained that she and her husband are divorcing. Noting that an independent appraisal had recommended keeping the parcel residential, Ms. Hunley, who teaches economics at Warren Wilson, said, “As co-owner and potential owner of that property, I do not wish to have it rezoned to neighborhood services.” Also opposing the request was Margo Flood, the director of Warren Wilson’s Environmental Leadership Center, who cited multiple safety concerns. “If it was to be a gas facility, there would be thousands of gallons of flammable substances

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starting to prefer organic hops — is definitely going to be a huge commodity,” she predicted. Oregon and Washington have had the U.S. hops market cornered for decades, but a couple of years ago a nationwide shortage drove up prices, catching the attention of farmers across the country. That’s when several Buncombe County farmers planted their first crops, said Roberts, explaining that, like grapes and blueberries, it takes a few years before the plants reach full production. She also cited recent efforts by local farmers to establish a nonprofit — the Western North Carolina Hops Guild — that could raise money to buy the expensive equipment needed for processing. Roberts said she’s planning a workshop later this year to further educate brewers and farmers on the potential of locally grown hops. To learn more about the Buncombe County Small Farms Initiative, visit http://buncombe.ces.ncsu.edu/content/ Buncombe+County+Small+Farms+Initiative. X Jake Frankel can be reached at jakefrankel@gmail.com.

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The Blue Ridge Parkway: Looking down the road What lies in store for the Blue Ridge Parkway? An upcoming symposium at Appalachian State University aims to address that question. Titled “Imagining the Blue Ridge Parkway for the 21st Century: History, Scenery, Conservation and Community,” the April 22-24 event will honor the scenic road’s 75th anniversary. “The symposium is an opportunity for the Blue Ridge Parkway, neighbors and visitors to take a look back at where we’ve come from — but more importantly to think about the future. How can we make sure the Parkway stays relevant for the next 75 years?” Superintendent Phil Francis explains. The roadway is the most visited nationalpark unit in the country, attracting almost 16 million visitors in 2009, according to National Park Service statistics. “But we’ve had as many as 20 million in the past,” notes Francis. “We need to reconnect with people, especially young people, because they’re the future of the Parkway. We need more involvement with our partners — to protect the Parkway from the threats of invasive [species], air quality and declining visitation. Camping is down; picnicking is declining in some areas. And we get low visitation by children.” Neva Specht, associate dean of Appalachian State’s College of Arts and Sciences, sees the gathering as a chance to present scientific, social and cultural research about the Parkway in a public venue. “The symposium will have something for every stakeholder, such as academics, elected officials, general visitors and students. Appalachian State has been connected with the Parkway for several years ... [and] by hosting on the university campus, we’ll attract students so they can see what the Parkway means to them,” she notes. “In addition to presentations, there’ll be movies, displays, even a 1930s camping demonstration.” But one major group of stakeholders seems conspicuously missing: hikers. The Mountains-

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to-Sea Trail, for example, follows the Parkway for more than 300 miles. “We’ve been building miles of trail along the Parkway as part of North Carolina’s Mountains-to-Sea Trail, and people really enjoy them as a way to get out and experience the beauty of the Blue Ridge up close and personal,” says Kate Dixon, executive director of the nonprofit Friends of the Mountains-to-Sea Trail. “The trails are one of the best features of the Blue Ridge Parkway, and we hope that more and more people will take the time to enjoy them.” That includes kids. Carolyn Ward, Blue Ridge Parkway Foundation, will present her work on the TRACK Trail program (see “Trekking With the Wee Ones,” March 24 Xpress). Cherokee specialist Philip Coyle, who teaches anthropology and sociology at Western Carolina University, has been researching the “missing voices” in Parkway history. According to Coyle, “All of the famous Parkway sites were fabricated, including Humpback Rocks Pioneer Farm

group, the landscaping at Peaks of Otter, Mabry Mill, and basically every cultural or historical structure on the Parkway. ... Places destroyed by the National Park Service are almost too numerous to mention and include the home of Cherokee elder Jerry Wolfe.” Specht hopes the symposium will heighten the Parkway’s visibility. “Funding goes to parks that have a high profile; we’re all competing for limited resources,” she notes. For Francis, though, it all goes back to the Park Service’s original mission: to preserve and protect the national park system’s natural and cultural resources. “How we protect the resources is not only the responsibility of the staff,” he emphasizes. “We share that responsibility with the public.” The symposium will be held Thursday through Saturday, April 22-24, at Appalachian State University. For details, go to http://blueridgeparkway75.org/events/view/blue_ridge_parkway_75_symposium. — Danny Bernstein

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Bankers bearish on local economy Five of the area’s top banking executives addressed a crowd of nearly 80 financial-services professionals at an April 1 forum sponsored by the Great Smokies chapter of The Risk Management Association. The event was held at the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce in downtown Asheville. The panelists painted a bleak picture of the region’s economic prospects for the coming months, asserting that new federal regulations meant to tighten oversight of the financial markets will be overly burdensome to community banks and, in the end, cost consumers more. “Smaller banks don’t have the resources and staff available to keep up with all the new paperwork,” said HomeTrust Bank President Dana Stonestreet. “That means more banks could close, reducing competition and resulting in more job loss.” Taking pains to distance themselves from the largely unregulated “shadow banks” of Wall Street, these local executives all feared that while community banks weren’t responsible for the nation’s economic woes, they would ultimately bear the brunt of the reform. “More regulation means higher costs, which means higher fees ... and consumers will end up paying for it,” predicted Mike Willett, western regional president of BB&T. “Greater regulation will mean more restrictive credit and longer processing times for things like mortgages.”

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Dave Kozak, executive vice president of Asheville Savings Bank, talked about the “ripple effect” that increased regulation and tighter credit would have on the rest of the economy. He cited Bank of America’s recent decision to stop covering debit-card transactions when a customer lacks adequate funds. “All the commerce that banks have facilitated over the years could come to an end,” said Kozak. He also maintained that the local real estate market hasn’t hit rock bottom yet. Asheville, said Kozak, was “late getting into this thing; we’ll be late getting out.” His colleagues agreed that our area could expect to see continued deterioration in home values over the next 12 to 16 months. The news wasn’t all bad, however. Willett, who also chairs the Chamber’s Executive Committee, stressed that Asheville consistently ranks high on lists of top places to visit or to live, noting, “The things that make Asheville great are still here today.” Robby Russell, community banking market leader at Wachovia/Wells Fargo, and Pat Carver, area executive for First Citizens Bank, also participated in the forum. For more information on the Risk Management Association’s local chapter, contact Anita Silver (225-2021; e-mail: ASilver@bbandt.com). — Michael Muller

Dear Friends, I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself. That's me in the photo with my son Noah. For most of my life I have been going to the chiropractor. When I was just a bit older than Noah, I went for overall health. During my teens, I went due to a painful auto accident. For the last twenty years, I have gone to optimize wellness of body, mind, heart, and spirit. And this has worked so well that I decided to become a chiropractor and share what I have received. Now, after practicing for nine years, I have been able to share the gift of chiropractic with so many. I have even published books and articles on chiropractic and healing, which are read worldwide. Yet one thing always amazes me... I meet people all the time who tell me their poor posture is their fault! After all, most of us grew up being told, “don’t slouch!” “sit up straight!” You know what I mean. And yet, after I care for people and watch their health and lives improve, I notice time and again their posture also improves.

I am amazed every day by the people that we help. Noah is my favorite example of someone who truly gets to express his potential. There are so many. The gift of the chiropractic adjustment is sharing health and healing. And that is such a blessing.

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State judicial candidates belly up to the reform bar All 12 candidates in this year’s state judicial races has signaled a willingness to abide by public-financing rules in their campaigns. North Carolina’s 2002 Judicial Campaign Reform Act enables candidates for the state Court of Appeals or Supreme Court to opt for what are commonly known as “voter-owned elections,” partly funded by a $3 checkoff on state tax returns. And with the April 15 tax-filing deadline looming, Weaverville resident Kathleen Balogh, president of the N.C. League of Women Voters, is encouraging individual taxpayers to do their bit. “Please look for this checkoff box on your income-tax return — it will not come out of your tax refund — and please put your check in that box!” she urges. (The $3 is taken directly from taxes already being paid.) Public funding kicks in for those judicial participants who make it past the May 4 pri-

mary — provided they meet state guidelines. To qualify, candidates must raise about $40,000 in small donations ($10 to $500) from a minimum of 350 registered voters and agree to strict fundraising and spending limits. In exchange, they receive public grants of $164,400 (for Court of Appeals races) or $240,100 (for Supreme Court contests). The reform program also pays for the 2010 Primary Voter Guide, a pamphlet the State Board of Elections mailed to N.C. residents recently. Chock full of information, it provides profiles of the candidates for the state’s top courts to encourage the public to cast votes in those races. (If you tossed yours, you can download it at www.sboe. state.nc.us/content.aspx?id=29.) For more on the 2010 judicial primary races, see our Voter’s Guide in the April 21 Xpress. — Nelda Holder

election’10 Campaign calendar April 15: Early voting in the 2010 primary election begins. April 17: Buncombe County Democratic Party annual convention, Buncombe County Courthouse,10 a.m. (registration starts at 8:30 a.m.) Fundraising yard sale for sheriff candidate Rocky Owenby, 108 Woodland Road, 7 a.m. until. April 18: Meet and greet with N.C. House candidate Patsy Keever, 243 Sugar Hollow Road, Fairview, 5 p.m. April 19: Democrats on the Move forum with Democratic candidates for N.C. House District 115 Bruce Goforth and Patsy Keever, Black Mountain Public Library, 7 to 8 p.m. April 21: League of Women Voters meet and greet/primary candidate forum, 6 to 8:30 p.m.,

UNCA’s Reuter Center. Includes candidates for N.C. Senate District 49, N.C. House District 115, Superior Court Judge District 28, Buncombe County Sheriff and U.S. House District 11. April 21: Mountain Xpress publishes its primaryelection voter’s guide. Buncombe County candidate forum, Center for Creative Retirement, UNCA’s Reuter Center, 6 to 8:30 p.m. April 23: Poor Man’s Supper fundraiser for Sheriff Van Duncan, Candler Fire Department, 6 to 8 p.m. April 24: 11th District GOP Convention, Haywood Community College, Clyde, 1 to 5 p.m. May 1: Last day of early voting. May 4: Primary Election Day. Please send your local campaign-related event info to news@mountainx.com. — Xpress staff

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Puzzled: First grader Makayla Brown, 7, plays with a puzzle designed to teach children the alphabet. She attends Emma Elementary School in Asheville. photo by Michael Muller

by Michael Muller

Puzzle solved

Yet another homegrown Asheville business has found a creative way to turn adversity into something special. Ben Biber, the founder and president of BZ Kids, saw that local schools were hurting for basic educational supplies — and teachers were using their own money to buy them. BZ Kids makes custom puzzles, coloring books and trading cards, so Biber turned to Alan Sheppard, the colorful and very successful owner of Alan’s Jewelry & Pawn. Sheppard donated enough money to provide all 2,500 Buncombe County preschoolers with puzzles designed to help them learn the alphabet. “The response was overwhelming,” says sales rep Dale Godfrey. “The instructors loved it and the school board loved it. It’s a simple concept, but it really keeps the kids engaged.” In a struggling economy, however, it’s been hard to find sponsors for additional projects. “We’d love for other businesses who share our passion about children and their education to get involved,” notes Biber. “There’s still plenty of need.” For more information, call Dale Godfrey at 252-3477 or visit the BZ Kids Web site at http://bzkids.net.

A bottle capitalist

Critter Magazine Publisher Elaine Lite has helped her daughter, UNCA mass communications major Rachael Fisher, turn their mutual passion for recycling into a thriving new business: Repurposing old bottle caps and magazine art as fashionable earrings. “Rachael was travel-

ing out west and ran out of money,” Lite reveals with a grin. “She literally woke up one day and thought of this.” Fisher started collecting bottle caps from restaurants where she worked and fishing old magazines out of trash bins. The response was positive, so she launched an Etsy site to peddle her wares. Lite got involved when her daughter was asked to do a holiday craft show here while both Fisher and her inventory were still out west. “So here I am, all by myself, needing to produce 100 pairs of earrings in a week for this thing,” says Lite. “So I ended up with an assembly line operation in my kitchen. It was hysterical.” Lite put out a call for materials on Facebook and struck pay dirt. “Wouldn’t you know — a friend of mine happened to be collecting bottle caps for a project, and she donated them to me instead. And I’m talking bags and buckets of bottle caps,” she recalls, laughing. The craft show went well, and they decided to open a booth at the new Downtown Market on South French Broad, where they sell earrings and assorted other funky items Friday through Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. “The market is really bustling; it’s a colorful place with great energy,” notes Lite. For more information, visit http://bellabijou.net.

who donates 10 percent of his profits to local charities. After moving here from Florida, Pfeiffer opened U-Save Car & Truck Rental in August 2008 with a mere five cars and very little startup money. But his philosophy has already landed him big contracts with the city of Asheville, UNCA, Montreat College and Highland Brewing Co. He now commands a fleet of more than 100 vehicles, and despite the rough economy, he added locations at the Asheville Regional Airport and in Hendersonville last year. “The world doesn’t stop turning,” says Pfeiffer. “It just means you have to work harder and knock on a few more doors.” He’s also committed to a profit-sharing plan for key employees. “You treat the people who work with you right and it comes back a hundredfold,” he maintains. And though Pfeiffer is a fairly recent arrival, his father served as president of United Way of Asheville and Buncombe County 20 years ago. “My dad taught me that we are all responsible for taking care of one another,” he notes. That sense of community, says Pfeiffer, is why he and his family chose to settle here: “In Asheville, your word is still your bond. Most bigger cities have lost that.” For more information, go to http://usaveash.com.

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Mountain BizWorks’ Black Business Alliance wants input to guide the group in preparing an upcoming workshop for black-owned businesses. The alliance aims to provide the resources, tools and networking opportunities to help local black entrepreneurs prosper. The meeting will be held Monday, April 19, from 6 to 7 p.m. at the Asheville-Buncombe Institute of Parity Achievement, 39-A S. Market St. in Asheville. For more information, contact Naomi Langsner (2532834, ext. 11; e-mail: naomi@mountainbizworks.org). X Send your news to business@mountainx.com.

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outdoors

Yo-yo hiker

North Carolina up close and personal by Jonathan Poston

shows you everything North Carolina has to offer. You experience the culture and festivals — unlike the Appalachian Trail, where you’re stuck in the woods for six months.

Imagine hiking almost 1,000 miles. You get to the end, take in the views ... and then turn around and hike back. That’s pretty much what Scot “Taba” Ward did last year on North Carolina’s Mountainsto-Sea Trail, which runs through Asheville on its way from Clingman’s Dome in the Smokies to the Outer Banks. En route to Boone to accept an award for the feat, he stopped off in Asheville to talk to Xpress. At 35, Ward, who lives out of his truck when he’s not hiking, also owns Vermont’s Long Trail, some of the highest peaks in Hawaii and Colorado, the Appalachian Trail and more. The self-driven Ward speaks with such fervor and excitement that it was difficult for this occasional weekend warrior to keep up. “I don’t let fear, money, a job or a girlfriend tell me what to do,” he declared. Here’s a sampling of what else he shared:

What were some highlights? Hitting the beach and seeing the waves after walking so far. Standing on the highest mountain east of the Mississippi — Mount Mitchell — and social encounters. If you’re open to the friendship along the way, it can be an amazing journey for anyone who does it. It’s not a trail for anyone who wants to stay in the woods. You have to be open to seeing a few cars drive by. I’ve ridden my bike over 40,000 miles, so I’m used to that. Did you have any help? Friends I made along the way let me get showers, and I had some sponsors: Teva gave me footwear, Leki gave me poles, and Trail Hound gave me fleece clothing.

Mountain Xpress: Why did you decide to hike the Mountains-to-Sea Trail? Scot Ward: Walking is what I do. I was living in Hawaii and heard about it. I did some research and decided to hike it to write a good guidebook. What’s the focus of your guidebook? To clear up confusion on trail intersections, to fix the water issue (I almost died five times in 2008 from running out of water on the trail) and to find out where to camp. I contacted 825 businesses, churches and individuals along the way to get permission to drink from their hoses and camp on their property [27 said yes]. When did you embark? I’ve done the MST three times in two years. In 2008, I started at Clingman’s

Did you receive any awards? On March 13, [N.C.] Sen. Joe Sam Queen presented me with “The First to Yo-yo the MST” award on behalf of The Friends of the Mountains-to-Sea Trail. Dome in Tennessee [and finished at the Outer Banks]. In 2009, I went from Clingman’s Dome to the Outer Banks and turned around and walked back.

How long did it take? Two-and-a-half months to hike roughly 920 miles one way.

Scot Ward is now on tour, promoting his self-published books to outfitters along the route. The Thru Hiker’s Manual for the Mountains-to-Sea Trail (with separate editions for east- and west-bound walkers) is available locally at Black Dome and Jus’ Running. It’s also offered on Ward’s Web site (www.thru-hiker.us) along with other tidbits about the man and his journeys. X

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outdoorscalendar Calendar for April 14 - 22, 2010 Asheville Track Club The club provides information, education, training, social and sporting events for runners and walkers of any age. Please see the group Web site for weekly events and news. Info: www.ashevilletrackclub.org or 253-8781. • Register now for Fit Families. Age-appropriate exercise for kids and their caregivers. Parents and older kids (11+) can join up with ATC’s Beginning Runners, Walkers, or create their own group. Kids ages 4-10 will play fitness games. Meets every Tues. and Thurs. starting May 4 at Carrier Park. Info & registration: kellyallenasheville@gmail.com. • SUNDAYS, 8:30am - Trail run for all paces. Meet at the NC Arboretum, Greenhouse Parking Area. Info: 648-9336. Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • TUESDAYS, 1-2pm - Hiking groups for adults. Blue Ridge Bicycle Club Encourages safe and responsible recreational bicycling in the WNC area. To find out more about the club and its ongoing advocacy efforts, or to see a complete club calendar, visit www.blueridgebicycleclub.org. • THURSDAYS - Fletcher Blue Sky Road Ride. Route, meeting place and starting time vary. No one will be left behind. E-mail: JohnL9@MorrisBB.net. • SATURDAYS - Gary Arthur Ledges Park Road Ride. Departs in the a.m. from Ledges Park, located 6.5 miles off UNCA exit on I-26. Ride north along the French Broad River to Marshall for coffee, then return via Ivy Hill. E-mail: jbyrdlaw@charter.net. • SUNDAYS - Folk Art Center Road Ride. Departs in the p.m. from the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway. This is a show-n-go ride, meaning there may not be a ride leader. Info: 713-8504 or billcrownover@ bellsouth.net. Carolina Mountain Club CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources, through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org. • WE (4/14), 8am - Mackey Creek Trail. Info: 299-3495 or tulipinnc@aol.com. • SU (4/18), 12:30pm - Chestnut Cove, MST, Sleepy Gap and Explorer Trail. Info: 670-7251 or tmc3017@ gmail.com. • WE (4/21), 8:30am - Laurel Mountain to Slate Rock. Info: 684-9703 or greggoodman@bellsouth.net. Conquer a Cove 5K • SU (4/18), 1:30pm - Kids run, 1/4 mile —- 2:15pm - 5K walk/run hosted by Mount Pisgah Academy, Holcombe Cove Road, Candler. Plus, children’s activities, a health fair, raffle items and more. Benefits The Hope Chest for Women. Info: www.hopechestforwomen.org. To register: www.active.com. Full Spectrum Farms 5K Walk and Run

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• SA (4/17), 8:30am - Fun run for kids —- 9am - 5K to benefit Full Spectrum Farms, an organization committed to serving people who have autism. The event will begin south of WCU’s Alumni Tower near Reid Gym. $20/$25 on the day of the race. Registration: http://reccenter. wcu.edu. Info: 227-7069. JCC Falafel 5K Run/Walk & Kids Fun Run This family-oriented race will begin at the Asheville Jewish Community Center, 236 Charlotte St. Enjoy falafel at the post-race party. Info & registration: www. jcc-asheville.org. • SU (4/18), 10am-Noon - 5K —- 1:30pm - The Kids Fun Run at Weaver Park, 200 Murdock Ave., will feature obstacles, bubbles, decorations and more. Mainstay Mountain Medley • SA (4/17) - The 6th annual Mainstay Mountain Medley, featuring a 10-mile race, 5K run and one-mile fun walk, will be held at Lake Summit. $12 with a Tshirt/$5. All proceeds benefit Mainstay in Henderson County, dedicated to building and supporting a community free of domestic violence through advocacy, education and intervention. Info: www.mainstayhelp.org or 693-7157. Pisgah Area SORBA Mountain Bike Club Chapter of the Southern Off-Road Biking Association (SORBA) is a volunteer organization dedicated to improving technical off-road biking recreational opportunities through advocacy for quality trail systems. For info on mountain biking in WNC, visit www.pisgahareasorba.org. Group rides, trail info and workdays, events and more. • WE (4/14) - Third annual Save the Trails Challenge in DuPont State Forest. Southeastern Collegiate Cycling Conference Championships • SA & SU (4/17 & 18) - Hosted by the Mars Hill College Cycling Team, there will be a road race (starting and finishing on the campus of Mars Hill College), a team-time trial (along the French Broad River near Marshall) and a criterium. Info: www.marshillcycling. com. Swannanoa Valley Museum Hikes Unless otherwise noted, all hikes begin in the parking lot of Black Mountain Savings Bank, 200 E. State St. in Black Mountain. Info or reservations: 669-9566 or swannanoavalleym@bellsouth.net. • 3rd SATURDAYS, 8am - The Swannanoa Rim Explorer hiking series will host treks along 31 miles of the Swannanoa Rim. For experienced hikers only. $20 members/$40 nonmembers. Bring lunch, water and snacks.

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Before there were hybrid teas, there were garden roses, and you can grow — and, hey, even prune them without needing a horticulture degree. there’s the rose’s stuff — neatly packaged for you, dangling from the rosebush sitting pretty in its pot, its particular name spelled out in dazzling logo, just waiting for you to take it home. You’re tempted: The rose is beautiful, but what is all that stuff? It’s the special fertilizers (rose food, it’s called). It’s the necessary pesticides (bugs dig that baby too). There are pruning instructions (got an engineer friend who could interpret for you?), and in some cases there are also the requisite shears, loppers and knives— and yes, you’re also paying for the snazzy packaging. So what about the “roses are just shrubs we grow in our gardens” idea? Simple. Most garden centers sell hybrid tea roses — the ones

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Pretty in pink: Roses may not be as difficult to grow as you might think; but take a little care when picking a variety for your landscape. photo by michael muller

you see in public parks that have a squadron of gardeners to keep them going. They’re also the ones you buy for your sweetheart or sick friend. They’re perfect for the floral industry because their long stems are great for cutting, and refrigerated, they last long enough to still look pretty by the time your sweetheart gets them. No, the roses I’m talking about are garden roses — and garden roses are shrubs that bloom. They’re also climbers, ramblers and ground covers that bloom. In short, they are plants that can be incorporated into your overall landscape design any number of ways. They don’t need a dedicated spot in your yard with the finest loamy soil or staff of rosarians. They don’t come equipped with a whole bag of stuff. They come on their own root stock (hybrid teas do not) and bloom most of the year. They can be focal points, potted, strung on pillars and arbors, planted in the shrubbery next to the azaleas, or used on that worrisome bank to help with runoff. They can even mature into trees and bloom profusely. Yes, garden roses can do all that. Before there were hybrid teas, there were garden roses, and you can grow — and, hey, even prune them without needing a horticulture degree. The Knock-Out rose is the most famous for reminding us simple gardeners that roses can have a place in the picture. But it’s not alone

anymore: There are various selections reminiscent of the ones your grandmother grew. They bloomed all season, smelled divine, and she sheared them once a year without giving it too much thought. When choosing your garden rose, pick one that’s disease-resistant, likes your soil and climate, and is likely to bloom where you want it to go. Your local extension agent can tell you what zone you’re in, help you determine your soil type and provide any other needed information. (Your green-thumbed neighbor can probably do the same.) After that, just pick one you like and stick it in the ground. Do you need to fertilize it? Not really. Most garden roses are pretty hardy and can grow in some really crummy soil. Some are drought-tolerant; others favor watery areas. Pesticides? Nope. Sure, they’re going to have some pest and disease problems: All plants do. But we’re not looking for perfect hybrid “show-rose” teas that can’t afford a single black spot: We’re looking for roses we can grow without taking out a second mortgage. Then grab a glass of tea, have a seat on your front porch and wait for them to bloom. Isn’t stopping to smell the roses what life is all about? X Cinthia Milner gardens in Leicester.

gardeningcalendar Calendar for April 14 - 22, 2010 ABC’s of Raised Bed Gardening (pd.) With Jim Daubert, Saturday, April 17 at 10 a.m. This workshop will address all the elements of a successful raisedbed garden, including popular square-foot gardening techniques. Two Hours. Reems Creek Nursery, 70 Monticello Road, Weaverville, www.reemscreek.com. Free, but please pre-register at 828-645-3937. Sow True Seed (pd.) • Asheville, NC. Open-Pollinated, Heirloom and Organic Vegetable, Herb and Flower Seed. Free catalog. www.sowtrue. com 828 254-0708 Botanical Gardens at Asheville This 10-acre nonprofit nature preserve at 151 W.T. Weaver Blvd. (next to UNCA) is dedicated to preserving and displaying the native flora of N.C. Info & event registration: 252-5190 or www.ashevillebotanicalgardens.org. • SA (4/17), 9:30am-late afternoon - Wildflower walk at Pearson Falls. Join Lou Dwarshuis and Marilyn Kolton, who have years of experience tracking wildflowers in the field. $25 members/$30 nonmembers. Call to register. Events at The Bullington Center This nonprofit horticultural learning center is in Hendersonville. Info: 698-6104 or www.bullingtoncenter.org. • TU (4/20), 4-5:30pm - “Best Perennials for WNC.” Showcase of ornamental perennials that perform particularly well in this area. $12. Haywood County Agriculture Auction • SA (4/17), 9am - Farm machinery and equipment, including tractors, trucks, trailers, tillers, mowers and more, will be auctioned at the Haywood County Fairgrounds, on Hwy. 209. Proceeds benefit the Haywood County Fairgrounds. Info: 4563575. Hendersonville’s Tulip Extravaganza • Through FR (4/30) - Seventh annual Tulip Extravaganza: Thousands of tulips are expected to blossom throughout downtown Hendersonville. Info: 697-6393. Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 2-6pm - Asheville City Market - South, Biltmore Town Square Blvd. —- 3-6pm - Victory Tailgate Market, in the parking lot adjacent to ABCCM Veterans Restoration Quarters on Tunnel Road, Asheville —- 2:306:30pm - Weaverville Tailgate Market, on the hill overlooking Lake Louise —- 3-7pm - Market on South Main, in the parking lot between Good Stuff and the Marshall Presbyterian Church —- 2-5:30pm - Spruce Pine Farmers Market, on Pollyanna’s Porch on Upper Street. • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-1pm - Haywood’s Historic Farmers Market, located in Waynesville at the HART Theater and Shelton House parking lot on Pigeon Street —8am-Noon - Waynesville Tailgate Market, at the American Legion, just off S. Main Street —- WE, noon-5pm & SA, 8am-

1pm - Cashiers Tailgate Market, in the parking lot of Cashiers Community Center. • THURSDAYS, 10am-2pm - Mission Hospital Tailgate Market, at the back entrance to the Mission Hospital Heart Center on Memorial Campus —- 3-6pm - Flat Rock Tailgate Market, located in the parking area behind the Hand in Hand Gallery in Flat Rock —- 4-6:30pm - Tryon Tailgate Market, on Trade Street. • FRIDAYS, 4-6:30pm - Saluda Tailgate Market, Westend city municipal parking. • SATURDAYS, 8am-1pm - Asheville City Market, in the parking lot of the Public Works Building, 161 S. Charlotte St. —- 9am-Noon - Big Ivy Tailgate Market, in the parking lot of the old Barnardsville fire station on Hwy. 197 —- 9am-Noon - Black Mountain Tailgate Market, 130 Montreat Road —8am-Noon - North Asheville Tailgate Market, on the campus of UNCA, commuter lot #C —- 9am-Noon - Riceville Tailgate Market, adjacent to the parking area of the Riceville Community Center —- 7am-Noon - Henderson County Tailgate Market, 100 N. King St., Hendersonville —- 9am-Noon - Mills River Farm Market, directly off of NC 280 in the Mills River Commons Shopping Center —- 9am-Noon - Jackson County Farmers Market, in the municipal parking lot next to Bridge Park —- 9am-1pm - Madison County Farmers and Artisans Market, across from the football fields on the Mars Hill College campus —- 8am-Noon - Bakersville Farmers Market, in the Bakersville Community Medical Clinic parking lot —- 811:30am - Columbus Tailgate Market, Courthouse Street in front of the Polk County Courthouse —- 8:30am-12:30pm - Yancey County Farmers Market, Highway 19E at S. Main Street, Burnsville. • SUNDAYS, 9am-1pm - Greenlife Sunday Market, 70 Merrimon Ave., Asheville —- Noon-4pm - Sundays on the Island, cross the river at the Courthouse on Main St. in downtown Marshall and turn right onto the island. • MONDAYS, 3-6pm - Hendersonville Community Co-op Tailgate Market, in the parking lot of the Hendersonville Community Co-op. • TUESDAYS, 3:30-6:30pm - West Asheville Tailgate Market, 718 Haywood Road —- 5-7pm - Green Creek Tailgate Market, on Rte. 9 in Green Creek, Columbus. • TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-2pm Hendersonville County Curb Market, on Church Street, directly across from the old courthouse in Hendersonville —- TU, 36pm & TH & SA, 8am-1pm - Transylvania Tailgate Market, in the parking lot behind the corner of Jordan and Johnson Streets. • TUESDAYS & SATURDAYS, 7am-Noon - Canton Tailgate Market, in the muncipal parking lot on Park Street.

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Get to know your community and all of the ways your business fits into it. That’s the simple kind of advice you’ll hear from the small-business owners featured in this issue. “Buy local” is another recurring tip — and some local entrepreneurs have taken the idea to new levels by seeking out collaborations in the business community. Going green is part of the mix too, along with old-fashioned customer service. Businesses that have been in Asheville for decades (one has been here more than 100 years) offer survival stories too. And we’ve got a host of tips and comments, as local business owners’ reflect on how they’re surviving the new economic climate — what many folks are calling the new normal. Here’s a breakdown of stories in this “big” small-business issue:

24 / Psst! How to survive 26 / Thriving, long-term: Asheville’s small legacy businesses 28 / Can you dig it? Following your passion

Psst: How to survive in business What’s it take to thrive and survive in today’s economy? Asheville and, indeed, most of Western North Carolina, has a growing reputation as a good fit for business, whether quirky or traditional, large or small. But the past two years have presented challenges for even the most stalwart of them, with many closing their doors, others making big changes, and a few even thriving. Xpress quizzed local business owners to offer what works for them and what might work for others. Here are a few of their replies.

“My top tip would be to make sure that you have enough resources and financial capital to pull off your business plan, and to not take on more than you can handle, because that causes undue stress.” Michael Figura, MOSAIC Community Lifestyle Realty

“Timing is crucial in social media. The visibility of content depends largely on when you post it. Post your most interesting and engaging content in the morning by 9:30 a.m., on weekdays, to get maximum exposure.” Justin Belleme, AshevilleNow.com

“Research within social media to develop a meaningful following. Use Twitter hashtags as a way to track your interactions and interests.” Wendy Lou, Creative Imp Works

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“Today’s businesses need to have a comprehensive online presence. That means a video outlet, such as YouTube, an updater, such as Twitter, a photo uploader, such as Flickr, social-media accounts, such as Facebook or MySpace, and a blog, such as Blogger, TypePad or WordPress.” Gary Charles, GSocialMedia.

“I believe in diversity. Hiring a diverse workforce. Offering a variety of services. Having a diverse clientele. When one market segment is not firing, maybe others will be. But the trick is not overextending yourself so that you’re a mile wide but only an inch deep. Also, hire good people who share your values and then trust them to do what you hired them to do. Last, passion. You gotta believe in what you are doing (at least I do).” Andy Brown, president of Equinox Environmental

“Just do what you feel is right,” Peter Pollay “... and always be looking at ways to improve upon an already good idea.” Martha Pollay, Posana Café

“Forget the old marketing rules when selfpromoting your small business in social media. To find success, you should interact instead of simply broadcasting your message.” Kelby Carr, Carr Creations

“Find ways to network that offset isolation of home office.” Carol Gearheart, @Gearhart Editing: Home office

37 / Getting a little help: Resources and incentives 38 / Prix fixe: Local restaurants respond to sluggish economy 40 / A week for small business: The Chamber gears up 42 / Social media: No longer just an option 44 / One-year wonders Five newish profiles

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“I am in a group called INTO with LaZoom, Brews Cruise, etc. My company is the Adventure Collective www.advguides. com. Good local story of small biz banding together last year.” Chuck Lee: www.advguides.com

“I have had to rethink, recreate and relaunch my services. I began the process of relaunching this month in preparation for Tourist season. I believe I have hit the nail on the head this time.” Kathleen Krupar, Health Enhancement Inc. Massage Therapy & Life/Relationship Coaching

“Buying local: As small business owners, we know how important it is to support other small businesses. That’s why we showcase the work of nearly 25 local and regional craftspeople, artists, and clothing and accessory designers in our boutique. Supporting our community: We’re a big booster of local charities — from special fund-raising events we organize throughout the year to Wink staff doing volunteer work. In the past, we’ve worked with ABCCM, MANNA FoodBank, Big Brothers Big Sisters, Asheville Area Arts Council and The Big Crafty, and donated more than $15,000 in goods and services to many other charitable events. Customer appreciation: Of course we love our customers, and we look for ways to show more love throughout the year — from fun customer appreciation evenings like Curls Night Out and Blow Out to Go Out, to featuring our clients in our advertising and on our Web site. Wink is marking its fifth anniversary this month, and we’re really proud of the business we’ve built.” Christine DiBenedetto, owner, Wink Heads and Threads

“Some critics claim that paying a living wage puts a strain on small businesses’ ability to meet payroll and even leads to businesses shutting down. However, there is significant proof that paying a living wage actually is key to the sustainability of businesses and in the long-run even reduces costs for businesses. Paying a living wage is a key to the long-term success of businesses in Western North Carolina. It’s time to move out of the dominant paradigm of paying the lowest possible wage and as Ford and dozens of employers in our community have already, invest in our workforce.” Mark A. Hebbard, Living Wage Certification Program Coordinator

“We are drawing on the support of our local community that is inspired by the expanding popularity of the local/regional food movement.The products that we carry are ones that are historically in demand during economic downturns; Heirloom/ Open-Pollinated/Non hybrid seeds.” Peter Waskiewicz, Sow True Seed

“I’ve also learned that modern retail isn’t only about brick and mortar storefronts and the quicker an entrepreneur adapts to the internet environment the better for their survival and growth. Today, customers expect to easily research products, compare prices and securely shop online.” Shelley Johnston, Shelley’s Family Jewels

“The first thing that shot to my mind was ‘kindness.’ Be easy. Be kind and inviting. And be okay with not exactly receiving the same. Sometimes customers are shy and protective. Let them be and you be okay with it and don’t contribute to making it worse.” Kerryn Davis, common housefly - a kitchen emporium

“My studio is run on a sliding-scale basis and I believe that has helped us to make it through these tough economic times. People are always thanking me for that and we get new students all the time who can’t afford other studios.” Cat Matlock, founder, West Asheville Yoga

“Getting to know your community and all of the ways your business fits into it. Also, being open to the ideas of others. We’ve been amazed at the creative ideas of other business owners about ways in which we can do business together. Staying small until your business gets big. We’ve tried to pinch pennies and stay as compact as possible until demand requires us to grow. That way, we’re not putting out some much financially just to stay open. Consistancy is huge as well as marketing. I feel a common mistake of new business owners is to think that everybody knows about them and understands what they offer. Take LaZoom for example, we drive a 40-foot purple bus around town five days a week and still people in the area say they haven’t heard of us or don’t understand what we offer on the bus. If your business presence is simply a business card, you better make sure there are thousands out there.” Jen Lauzon, LaZoom Tours

“I’ve been in business over nine years and the most important tip I have is to read The E-Myth by Michael Gerber. Whether you are considering starting a business, already have a small business, or have a large corporation, the book provides unparalleled advice and guidance on how to succeed in business. Truly a book that changes lives.” Melissa Zenz, KidBean.com Vegan Family Superstore

“Building an environment of trustworthy, hardworking, wonderful people to establish consistency in what we serve and how we serve it has allowed us to both survive and thrive. The amazing coffee we serve and the underlying message of trade integrity would never truly get through to the community if our baristas were anything less than fantastic. This town is savvy enough to support places that hold integrity in what products they offer and how they treat their community of customers. I believe we do both.” Jay Weatherly, owner/operator, Dripolator Coffee House

“Never forfeit quality to increase quantity; if you don’t provide exceptional service, you will lose the respect of your customers. We are lucky enough to have clients that appreciate our services enough that despite tough economic times, they still leave room in their budget to bring their dogs to daycare.” Jill Lydic, You Work, I’ll Play Dog Daycare and Training

“You need unique product(s) and great service. You need to stay focused. You can either have a business or have a life, at least for the first 10 years you’re in business.” Valerie Taylor, Paul Taylor Custom Sandals, Belts and Buckles

“To make a product truly useful for your target audience: Not only do you need to talk to them, you also need to become them. At bottom line, we were not guessing at how potential clients might view our product; we were viewing the product through their eyes and in the framework of their real daily lives.” Ross & Dale Markley, MarkleyWorks

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Surviving long term

Asheville’s small legacy businesses

by Anne Fitten Glenn Businesses come and go. But some survive for decades — and a very few, like Hearn’s Cycling and Finkelstein’s, have succeeded locally for more than a century. Hearn’s Bike Shop, established in 1896, is the oldest continuously run business we’ve found in Asheville. Owner Clark Hollins says it’s possibly the oldest bicycle shop in the United States. While that’s impressive, those businesses that make it for a quarter century or longer are inspiring too. All the businesses listed below are small, homegrown operations that have survived at least that long. While they may have changed and diversified over the years, they’ve stuck where they started — in Asheville. Many of them have stayed in the hands of the same families for many or all of their years. And they all plan to stay around for many more years to come. “We’ve been in Asheville our entire 107 years, and we’d like to stay in downtown as long as we can,” says Joel Parker, owner of Finkelstein’s, a pawn shop. Here are some of Asheville’s legacy businesses listed in order from oldest to youngest. Each owner was asked how they’ve survived over the years and what their future plans are.

Hearn’s Cycling & Fitness

Bicycle sales, service and repair since 1896 28 Asheland Ave.; formerly on Broadway www.hearns-cycling.com Clark Hollins, owner (the last Hearn family member sold the shop in the 1970s): “This was always a family business that has been involved in the community. We regularly have 85-year-old men come in and tell us that they bought their first bike here,” he says. “We’ve been here so long, we’re just part of everyone’s memories.” Future plans? Hollins moved the bike shop to a larger location with off-street parking a couple of years ago. “I’m absolutely in love with downtown Asheville,” Hollins says. “I’d be happy as a bird if I could do this for the rest of my life.”

Finkelstein’s

Pawn shop since 1903 21 Broadway Joel Parker, owner (family-owned until the ‘70s): “I see this as a service industry. It gives me the opportunity to help people in need, and the guys [who owned the business] before me had the same mentality.” Future plans: We’ve been in Asheville our entire 107 years, and we’d like to stay in downtown as long as we can,” Parker says.

Waechter’s Fine Fabrics (formerly Waechter’s Silk Shop)

Fabrics since 1929 9-D Reed St. www.fabricsandbuttons.com Joyce Yarling, owner (the Waechter family owned it until 1981): “I think this store has

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survived for varying reasons at varying times. Asheville has always attracted people with an arts-and-crafts background. It used to be that people needed to make their own clothes. Now people are coming back to sewing because they can’t find what they want in stores, or they want to make clothes for their children or grandchildren.” Future plans: Yarling hopes to continue to grow her Internet sales while continuing to offer exclusive fabrics at competitive prices to locals.

Three Brothers Restaurant

Greek food and more since 1959 183 Haywood St. George, Dino and Jimmy Zourzoukis, coowners: The restaurant was founded by brothers George, Gus, Demo and Chris Zourzoukis. “We’re a family business, and we’ve served generations of the same families in Asheville,” says Jimmy Zourzoukis. Future plans: “We’ll stay here as long as we can,” he says. “We have staff who’ve been with us 15-plus years — they’re like family too.”

Tops for Shoes

Sells mostly shoes, along with socks and handbags, since 1960 27 North Lexington Ave. www.topsforshoes.com. Ellen and Bob Carr, owners (the previous owners and founders were Ellen Carr’s parents, Louis and Sylvia Resnikoff): “We differentiated ourselves by offering our customers different sizes, widths and brands of shoes. We offer them products they can’t get elsewhere,” Bob Carr says. Future plans: “We plan to grow the store, but we’re going to grow it right here in downtown.”

Foam and Fabrics Outlet

Retail and wholesale sales of foam and fabrics since 1968 175 Biltmore Ave. www.fabrics4you.com Bobby Gurley, owner: “Our staff has always gone out of their way to greet customers, to be helpful to customers and to figure out what they need. We also keep our prices as low as possible. If we get a good bargain on something, we pass that on to the customer,” says Pete Garaventa, secretary/treasurer and general do-it-all guy (he was building shelves in the business’ warehouse when Xpress talked to him). Future plans: “Though we doubled the size of the Asheville store about 20 years ago, we could stand to do it again. We’re packed wall-towall in there, and I’m standing in a warehouse stocked with over a million yards of assorted fabrics,” Garaventa says.

A Dancer’s Place:

Retail dance clothing and shoes, since 1978 14 Patton Ave. www.adancersplaceonline.com Jeanne Brown, owner (previous owners/ founders: Mary and Sidney Schochet, who

Bikes old and new: Hearn’s might be one of Asheville’s oldest businesses, though it moved from its Broadway location to a bigger building off Asheland Avenue two years ago. photo by Jonathan Welch

founded A Dancer’s Place in 1978, though the Schochets started selling dancewear from a corner of their Star Store and Bootery 60-plus years ago when the Fletcher School of Dance came to town): “We’ve survived because of our arts community and the support of our arts community. The traveling performing arts groups that Asheville attracts often shop directly in the store, then they become repeat customers. That’s business from all over the world,” Brown says. Future plans: The shop has recently branched out to offer an online store.

Asheville Discount Pharmacy

In business since 1982 76 Patton Ave. Hashim Badr, co-owner/founder. He credits hard work and persistence for his success. “This community has become like a large family,” he adds. “A lot of people we know by name and they know us.”

Future plans: “We’d like to stay where we are but maybe remodel. We’ve always been downtown,” Badr says.

Malaprop’s Bookstore/Café

Books, coffee and pastries since 1982 55 Haywood St. www.malaprops.com. Emöke B’Racz, founder and co-owner: “Our customers are people who value detail and customer service and certain standards, and we support those standards, “B’Racz says. “And we’re frugal.” Future plans: “We hope to be a downtown Asheville tradition for a long time,” she says. X Anne Fitten Glenn can be reached at edgymama@ gmail.com.

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Can you dig it?

Following your passion can take you to strange places

All-natural gals: Bury Me Naturally owner Carol Motley (right) and Farm Girl Lauri Newman found their niche in all things green. photo by Jonathan Welch

by Brian Postelle According to the old saw, the only certainties are death and taxes. But in the West Asheville storefront shared by Bury Me Naturally and Farm Girl Garden Design, the sure things seem more like death and life. One company offers garden design and native flora; the other specializes in natural mortuary arrangements. On the ground floor of the Haywood Road shop, customers can admire floral arrangements, planters and jars of dried herbs. But the balcony above displays a series of colorfully decorated cardboard caskets that are Bury Me Naturally’s signature stock-in-trade. “Death was something I was attracted to,” owner Carol Motley explains. The former English teacher says her forays into such Southern gothic authors as Flannery O’Connor were always punctuated by the recurring theme of the inevitable end of life. “It just seemed to be a prevalent thing in literature,” she notes. Motley’s fascination, however, began long before. As a child, she was exploring a rural

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wooded area with family members when they came upon what appeared to be an old unmarked cemetery. A nearby tree had uprooted, and in the exposed root ball, they spied what they decided were probably human bones. But rather than scaring the heck out of Motley, it changed her ideas about burial sites. “I didn’t know you could do that,” she says. “I found it a lot more appealing to be buried in the woods.” Years later, Motley began looking into the history and practice of undertaking. She eventually read Mark Harris’ 2007 book Grave Matters, which analyzes modern American burial methods and champions simpler, more environmentally sensitive alternatives. “I thought, ‘My God: That makes a lot more sense,’” she remembers. In 2008, Motley launched a home business arranging natural burials, a niche that seemed a good fit with many Asheville residents’ alternative and green attitudes. And last November, she opened her shop, which is filled with publications touting the benefits of earth-friendly burial. Letting the deceased literally return to dust, she

notes, “is not a new idea; I didn’t make this up. It’s just coming back in vogue.” Motley contacted Green Hills Cemetery off the Leicester Highway, which agreed to set aside a wooded area. Goats rented from Wells Farm in Horse Shoe clear the vegetation, and after the burial, Farm Girl Garden Design steps in to decorate the site with native plants.

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Even the caskets are locally made. Although cardboard caskets were already available, Motley

is working on a landscaping master plan for Green Hills’ natural-burial section. Newman, who moved into the space last October, also got her start working out of her home; she gradually made a name around West Asheville designing gardens, landscaping and supplying cut flowers to Haywood Road restaurants. The business, says Newman, lets her blend her three passions: science, nature and art. She now has gardens she established at the Universal Joint, the Sunny Point Café and The

“Diversity is a sign of health for a business. You have to do more than one thing.” — Lauri Newman, Farm Girl Garden Design found none with the traditional tapered shape. A packaging company in Arden agreed to make them, and the models on display at the shop were decorated by Asheville-area artists using Earthpaint, another local product. Continuing the theme, local designer Brooke Priddy (who owns Ship to Shore) creates burial shrouds using Asheville-made organic cotton Spiritex fabrics. For those seeking a somewhat more durable product, the Candler-based Green Casket Co. offers hand-hewn pine boxes. A hand-dug grave and a biodegradable coffin add up to a significantly smaller environmental footprint, which seems to appeal to folks who want to return to the earth rather than being embalmed and encased in bronze to delay the inevitable. “Cool people die,” notes Motley. “Cool people die all the time, and they’re not going to want a big metal casket decorated with a bunch of crap.” Her custom burial arrangements run about $3,000 to $4,000. The ceremony can also be tailored to meet the guest of honor’s musical tastes, with several local musicians — including a mariachi band — on tap to supply the soundtrack. Meanwhile, Farm Girl owner Lauri Newman

Admiral to complement a host of residential clients. “Once I got Farm Girl established, it’s been full speed ahead,” she notes, adding that while she currently has two full-time employees, she’ll likely need additional seasonal workers as spring advances. Moving into the shop has enabled Farm Girl to expand into herbs and retail sales as well, and Newman hopes to eventually move into herbal medicine. She also plans to start offering gardening supplies soon. “Diversity is a sign of health for a business,” Newman maintains. “You have to do more than one thing.” But the real key, she says, is following your heart. “You gotta have a lot of ambition,” notes Newman. “If you love what you do, the drive is going to be there.” Motley agrees, emphasizing that a small business typically becomes one’s whole life. “Don’t do it if you’re not passionate about it,” she warns, “because it will consume you. It has to be a deep passion.” Preferably at least 6 feet deep. X Brian Postelle is an Asheville-based communications specialist.

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by Maggie Cramer Talented artists, mountain music and locally owned, eco-friendly businesses all rank among Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many claims to fame. And despite the down economy, a lot of green companies here have kept their doors open, even as new ones are added to the mix. To be sure, there are many reasons these businesses have been able to hang tough. But their ownersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; personal and professional commitment to sustainability has been their backbone.

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Ashevilleans were going green long before the current buzz. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s given local business owners a strong working knowledge of sustainable practices while building support for those efforts. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We were green before it became trendy, so weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had an opportunity to develop our skills and abilities through experience â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and, with that, our reputation,â&#x20AC;? says Andy Brown, president of Equinox Environmental. The consulting firmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goal is to facilitate conservation and sustainable development by offering ecological, planning and design services. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve stuck by [our] mission, even when it meant turning down projects. I think for the most part the public recognizes our sincerity, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve developed a pretty good reputation for walking our talk.â&#x20AC;? One tool Brown is using to maintain the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s eco-creds is what he describes as an â&#x20AC;&#x153;extensive but manageableâ&#x20AC;? in-house energy audit. This, he believes, will yield three clear benefits: reducing the firmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own environmental footprint, enhancing audit skills that can be applied to clients later, and trimming the costs of running a business â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a key part of the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strategy for staying competitive in todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s challenging economic climate. Equinox, notes Brown, is excited to be in 2010 with an intact and fully employed team. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our mantra in 2009 was â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;survive,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; but we feel weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve turned a corner,â&#x20AC;? he remarks. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have all intentions of thriving,â&#x20AC;? says Brown. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just now figuring what we are

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rebranding the company and charting a new course. In February, Figura officially unveiled MOSAIC Community Lifestyle Realty, the former Eco Concepts Realty (which developed West Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gaia community). â&#x20AC;&#x153;People have reacted very positively,â&#x20AC;? he reports. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve put a lot of time and effort into being a reflection of the Asheville community and, as such, we have an artistic brand and an Asheville vibe.â&#x20AC;? Although the economic downturn was the impetus for the move, Figura also feels heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s found the upside. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve changed the focus from new green construction to the existing home market, with a special emphasis on improving the energy efficiency and health of these

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Getting to focus on greening the existing housing market is something Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve wanted to do for a long time.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Michael Figura, MOSAIC Community Lifestyle Realty going to do in response to climate change and the best ways we can help satisfy government and market forces mobilized to address this issue. I think that we are uniquely suited to position ourselves strongly in that market while continuing to do well what we already do.â&#x20AC;?

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homes,â&#x20AC;? he notes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Getting to focus on greening the existing housing market is something Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve wanted to do for a long time.â&#x20AC;? To that end, Figura and his new team have launched an energy-retrofit program. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If [clients] use us as buyerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s agents to help them purchase a home, then we pay for the BuildSmart Alliance to do an energy audit of the house they purchase, and we furnish them with a

Changing focus: Michael Figura of MOSAIC Community Lifestyle Realty, which runs an energy-retrofit program. photo by jonathan welch

suggested-improvements report” detailing the costs and projected energy savings, he explains. MOSAIC also offers these reports to sellers who are interested in making green upgrades to attract buyers. Figura concedes that labeling a business as “green” risks rejection by skeptics who dismiss the claims as mere marketing hype. But he believes his biggest success during hard times has been his ability to adapt while staying true to the values that led him into real estate to begin with: environmental and social responsibility.

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Rather than rebranding, Peter Pollay opted to switch gears entirely. Leaving real estate

behind, Pollay teamed up with his wife, Martha, to open Posana Café, a restaurant/bar/coffee house, last May at 1 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville. “I’d say the most difficult aspect of opening a business during a grim economy was coping with the fear and doubt that would appear on people’s faces when we told them what we were doing,” Martha recalls. But the Pollays, too, managed to find the upside to the downturn. “If the economy were booming, we never would have known the location was available, and it was this location that allowed us to move forward with our vision.” The couple describes their business model as “blending a multitude of food-and-beverage services under one roof” while remaining “affordable and family-friendly.” And they definitely viewed their new enterprise through green-colored glasses. “Restaurants,” says Peter, “use an extreme amount of natural resources. We wanted to do what we could do to lower our effects on the environment and create an optimal environment for our staff and guests.” An eco-friendly remodel and other green choices recently earned Posana certification by the Green Restaurant Association. That recognition is gratifying, but a more fundamental measure of customers’ response to the Pollays’ sustainable approach is that business has been booming. “A growing number of diners are becoming aware of the personal and global benefits to green dining,” notes Martha. “At this point in history, I wouldn’t say [being green] is crucial to your success in business. However, I imagine in time customers will consistently lean in the green direction when making their choices.”

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In a town full of artists, environmentalists and entrepreneurs, localism may not seem like such big news. But what may be new in Asheville is a deepening awareness of how a strong local economy can preserve the social and political fabric through the worst recession in decades. One example of an intensified commitment to localism is Asheville Grown, a campaign to boost sales during the 2009 holiday season that has morphed into a permanent coalition of local businesses. The Asheville Grown Business Alliance aims to “shift the shopping default to a locally owned, independent provider,” director Franzi Charen explains, in order to help “maintain the unique character and diversity of the city.” The local group recently joined the American Independent Business Alliance, a national network with 70 affiliates in small communities and major cities across the country. Although the original campaign was Charen’s brainchild, the new organization grew out of another local business group, the Lexington Avenue Merchants Association. Charen co-owns Hip Replacements on Lexington, one of 26 shops under the LAMA umbrella. The fledgling Asheville Grown

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“We are not about competition but about quality; we are not about cheapening our lives or the lives of our customers,” asserts Malaprop’s co-owner Emoke B’Racz. “In a community, you have to feed the roots for the tree to survive — by participating in the community, by shopping locally and by maintaining a standard that is preferred by customers.”

Truly local: “Do you want a world that is nothing but big-box stores?” asks Claire Reeder, co-owner of local art-supply business True Blue. photo courtesy of True Blue

Accordingly, the business buys its pastries from local bakeries, has its coffee finished by local roasters and gets its paper products from Hoyle Office Solutions. Another alliance supporter, True Blue Art Supply, buys its office supplies at the nearby Grove Arcade Copy Shop and cleaning products at the Asheville Discount Pharmacy around the corner on Patton Avenue. “As a small-business person, it drives me crazy when someone says, ‘I can get that at a big box,’” notes co-owner Claire Reeder, asking, “Do you want

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a world that is nothing but big-box stores?” She also supports local artists (many of whom get their supplies at True Blue) by featuring new talent each month in the store’s newsletter and on its Web site and Facebook page. Before getting involved in Asheville’s buy-local campaign, Reeder was promoting The 3/50 Project, whose stated mission is “saving the brick-andmortars our nation is built on.” Drawing on a study done by the consulting firm Civic Economics, The 3/50 Project urges people to spend $50 a month spread among three local businesses. The study found that $100 spent in independent stores in a Chicago neighborhood generated an additional $68 in local economic activity; for the same amount spent in national chains, the figure was $43. That’s because local businesses buy more goods and services locally, have a higher percentage of local employees and donate proportionally more to local charities, Stacy Mitchell of the Institute for Local Self-Reliance explains. Here in Asheville, small businesses play a major role in the economy. According to 2007 U.S. Census Bureau statistics, 98 percent (12,018) of Asheville area businesses had fewer than 100 employees, and 56 percent (6,799) employed one to four people. Two of the city’s bigger employers, Mission Hospital and UNCA, say they want to support small, local businesses as much as possible. Mission, for example, is an associate member of the Asheville Independent Restaurant Association, reports Janet Moore, director of community relations and marketing. The hospital, she notes, also supports the 100-mile diet. And at UNCA, 15 percent of food purchases for the dining hall must pass the 100-mile muster, according to Merianne Epstein of UNCA News Services.

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Meanwhile, the down economy hasn’t put a damper on aspiring entrepreneurs. Last year, Mountain BizWorks helped shepherd 164 startups in 12 Western North Carolina counties, compared with 159 in 2008, notes staffer Rachel Miller. “We’ve had an increased interest in our services over the last 18 months,” she reports. “Since people can’t find a job elsewhere, they’re pursuing the idea of starting their own businesses.” It’s difficult to get hard data on how many cities and communities nationwide have robust buylocal initiatives, says Douglas Bachtel, a demographer at the University of Georgia’s College of Family and Consumer Sciences. And such cam-

paigns, he cautions, can be shallow if they don’t nurture entrepreneurship and creativity or seek to diversify a local economy. Manufacturing must also remain a piece of the puzzle, maintains Mitchell, co-author of Big-Box Swindle: The True Cost of Mega-Retailers and the Fight for America’s Independent Businesses. “One of the consequences of the consolidation of big-box retailers over the last 25 years is that lots of manufacturing has been shifted overseas and put in the hands of large, global organizations that subcontract to lowwage factories,” she explains. One way to fight outsourcing, she notes, is to support local businesses and buy products made or grown close to home. Over at Firestorm Café and Books, workerowners have been experimenting with workplace democracy since 2008, and Scott Evans is excited about both a broader model of localism and the surge of interest in Asheville Grown. “The buylocal movement on the ground in Asheville fits our larger philosophical worldview, not just on the economic level but also on the political and social level,” he explains. “Localism is an important component of the social-justice movement or looking for changes in society, because when you localize power you have an opportunity to address the inequities of power.”

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In cases where it’s just not possible to buy locally, says Evans, using a local distributor is the next best thing. Ultimately, though, a deeper localism will seek to bring manufacturing back to the region and support whatever manufacturing is emerging. One group that’s working toward these goals is the Asheville-based Center for Participatory Change. “One of its focal points is to establish locally owned businesses in Latino communities along cooperative lines,” notes Evans. In the last two years, the center has helped set up a half-dozen cooperatives in Western North Carolina, including factories making stuffed animals and tortillas and a pair of cleaning businesses. Like the rest of the country, Asheville finds itself at a crossroads. But for those who believe that smaller and closer to home are better, this crisis could spell opportunity. The Asheville Grown Business Alliance is at 72 N. Lexington Ave. (216-3909). The Center for Participatory Change is at 34 Wall St. (232-2049). X Freelance writer and teacher Maryellen Lo Bosco lives in Asheville.

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Look homeward, entrepreneur The boons and banes of home-based businesses

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“But we have seen improvement.” Supporting Smith’s cheerier take on the WNC economy is Weaverville-based real-estate agent Wallace Shealy. “My last quarter of 2009 was one of my best quarters ever,” he says. “It really didn’t even slow down in January or February, except for the snow.” Houses that were hard to show under a foot of snow are now moving, Shealy says, noting his selling streak continues. “My take on that is that is signifies that we have a strong new-home-buyer market, and a strong investment market now,” he continues. When asked whether, in his experience, that’s historically meant a positive change in the local economy, he responded with an emphatic “Yes!” But local research economist Tom Tveidt of SYNEVA Economics LLC, a private consultancy firm specializing in regional economic analysis, brought some gravity. His recent study of job growth in 370 U.S. metro areas showed “maybe 24” showing growth. The Asheville metro area wasn’t one of them. Tveidt predicts the so-called “new normal” will be hanging around Western North Carolina for a while yet. “What we’re gonna see is a turn, but not a dramatic turn,” Tveidt says. “Even a huge increase from last year wouldn’t catch us up. Last year was horrible. I don’t see anything yet that has cropped up to indicate a significant turnaround. We’ll continue on a very moderate path.” X You can reach Jennifer Saylor at jennifer.freelance@gmail. com.

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The Golden LEAF loan program offers financing for biotech, aerospace, manufacturing, health care, defense, agriculture — and the most popular category for Asheville, green business, says Jane Hatley, commercial-loan officer with the Self-Help Credit Union, whom business owners can approach about a Golden LEAF loan. Golden LEAF loans have no minimum or maximum, but Hatley advises they are standard business loans in every way: Applicants must have a business plan, decent credit and collateral for loans larger than $25,000. The businesses must create jobs, and the loans can be requested for startup capital, equipment and “almost anything but refinancing debt.” Green-business Golden LEAF loans are also available for businesses making Earth-friendly improvements such as solar panels (Self-Help Credit Union, 34 Wall St., 253-5251, self-help. org).

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The Golden LEAF Foundation helped finance another local agency helping small businesses, Blue Ridge Food Ventures, home to just over 11,000 square feet of industrial kitchen space in which food entrepreneurs can create food products in bulk (Blue Ridge Food Ventures, 1461 Sand Hill Road in Candler, 348-0128, blueridgefoodventures.org).

Natural products biz

Herbal supplements and the like are covered locally by the BioNetwork BioBusiness Center, part of a five-year initiative to develop a supply chain for local products made from plants. According to Paul Knott, BioBusiness Center manager, by late spring or early summer the

Center’s new equipment should allow for the extraction, rendering and testing of plant-based supplements and products, making it sort of a Blue Ridge Food Ventures of herbs, seeds, berries and leaves (BioBusiness Center, 1463 Sand Hill Road in Candler, 254-1921 extension 5843, ncbionetwork.org).

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Technology biz

The Small Business and Technology Development Center is “tapped into the state university system and all the resources that universities can offer in terms of technical development,” says Pam Lewis, senior vice president of entrepreneurial development at AdvantageWest (Small Business and Technology Development Center, 68 Patton Ave., 251-6025, sbtdc.org).

Women- and minority-owned biz

Women business owners can check out Mountain BizWorks’ Women’s Business Center, one of the first programs of its kind in Western North Carolina (Mountain BizWorks, 153 South Lexington Ave., 253-2834, mountainbizworks.org). Minority business owners also can look into the city of Asheville’s Minority Business Program (city of Asheville Office of Economic Development, 29 Haywood St., 2324566).

High-growth biz

AdvantageWest’s Advantage Opportunity Fund targets entrepreneurs or businesses (usually with 30 to 50 employees) showing or moving to “high growth,” what Lewis quantifies as a company showing swift, significant and measurable growth (AdvantageWest, 134 Wright Brothers’ Way in Fletcher, 687-7234, advantagewest.com).

Miscellaneous biz

Small businesses that suffered economic damage from the Haywood County rockslide (restaurants, hotels, etc.) may be eligible for Small Business Administration loans, says Carol Hensley, assistant vice president of small business and entrepreneurship at the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce (city of Asheville Planning Dept., 29 Haywood St., 225-1844, sba. gov). In other news for local business owners generally, according to Mike Arriola of the regional SBA office, loans are also available to businesses with fixed assets and the ability to create new jobs: “Our 504 loan program for fixed assets — land and building or large machinery — offers long-term, low-interest, low-down payment financing in consideration of the small-business borrower creating or retaining one job for every $65,000 of SBA financing” (city of Asheville Planning Dept., 29 Haywood St., 225-1844, sba.gov). X You can reach Jennifer Saylor at jsaylor@ mountainx.com.

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Comfy dining: One way local restaurants are surviving? Bringing back family-style, casual dining. Brian Canipelli aims to offer a laid-back dining experience at his Cucina 24, pictured. photo by Jonathan Welch

by Mackensy Lunsford Restaurants are a tough business. There are workers to manage, guests to please, inventory with a short shelf life to move. Add a harsh financial climate to the mix and you have a perfect recipe for stress. Xpress recently spoke to several area restaurateurs to find out how they’re keeping their businesses afloat in these trying times. Like most local business owners, chef Brian Canipelli of Cucina 24 has had a hard winter, what with weekend sucker punches of snow and sleet. In response, he’s scaled back the menu at the downtown Asheville eatery and added more “peasant fare” — rustic, slow-cooked items. Canipelli says he’s always gravitated toward that style anyway, but the fact that braises make edible art out of cheaper, tougher cuts of meat doesn’t hurt his bottom line either. Consumers, though, are gravitating more and more toward this type of food, and savvy business owners are taking note. Another way Canipelli copes with a weak economy is by maintaining what amounts to a skeleton crew, even though his cooking style can be quite labor-intensive. In order to avoid sacrificing quality, Canipelli says he often pulls grueling, 80-plus-hour workweeks. He maintains that he hasn’t killed anyone yet, “but there’s a couple people on my list,” he says, chuckling. Sales of wine by the glass are up, while bottle sales are down, Canipelli reports. And many folks, he notes, are choosing to forgo the traditional coursed dinner in favor of a salad as the main course, for example, or a slew of appetizers for communal grazing. Canipelli is fortunate in that his menu works well for these eating habits. Cucina 24 offers an

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array of antipasti — think sophisticated Italian tapas. “I’ve been seeing a trend of family style as a result of the economy. I’m sort of integrating that idea, which I like, into the antipasti — it’s a way to share, try a bunch of different stuff. I like eating that way.” The menu also reflects the chef’s desire to offer a comfortable but sophisticated dining experience that doesn’t break the bank. “You always have your choice of coming in here and getting a bowl of pasta or a pizza and a beer. Since I opened a restaurant right when the economy started going south, it was tailored like that from when we started. I never wanted it to be a specialoccasion place to begin with,” he reveals, adding, “Of course you can come in here to celebrate and blow it up with the $25 venison special.” And though some maintain that the economy is recovering, Canipelli says profit margins remain tight. “This is not a business where I’m getting rich — I haven’t paid myself in months. I do it because it’s what I love. I’m not going to buy crap food to feed people just to make more money. We’re buying real ingredients and making everything ourselves. If people get it, great, and most people do — and that makes it worthwhile.”

One bite at a time

Reza Setayesh is the chef and owner of Rezaz in Biltmore Village. Like Canipelli, Setayesh first noticed the economic downturn in wine sales. At the same time, it became apparent that customers were looking for more opportunities to sample a variety of dishes without getting stuffed — or emptying their wallets. “So I decided I had to make some changes,” says Setayesh. “I thought, what a great oppor-

tunity to not only simplify the menu, but also to offer the guests an option to have a smaller portion of something that they would like to have that they would not normally order because they don’t feel like eating that much.” Rezaz now offers small-portion versions of many menu items, and the appetizer-to-entree structure has essentially dissolved. Meanwhile, Setayesh says he intends to begin offering even smaller plates. “Maybe like two or three bites, and that’s it,” he explains. “It’s just another way that we can offer a tasting to guests and let them be hungry to come back and try something else. This is what we are trying to achieve.” The restaurant, says Setayesh, has had to cut staff hours, especially in the leaner winter

explains. “If there’s a demographic that wants to have a lesser-priced item, we want to be able to offer that to them.” Accordingly, Fig now offers affordable dishes such as meat loaf, mac and cheese, quiche and pot pie alongside the duck breast and veal sweetbreads. “Our quality hasn’t been compromised at all,” she notes. “We haven’t changed; we’ve just added more options. People have more choices in different price ranges. We’re trying to give more value for the money — make it more accessible.” The Taylors are also offering promotions during off times, such as half-price bottles of wine on Wednesdays and less expensive small plates in the hours between lunch and dinner.

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“We haven’t changed; we’ve just added more options. We’re trying to give more value for the money — make it more accessible.” — Traci Taylor, Fig Bistro months. “We’ve had to reduce the menu to the extent that it’s not bare-bones, but to where it satisfies most palates and yet also satisfies the business, as in making sure that it is sustainable.” Rezaz will expand the menu again once more tourist traffic arrives, but for now the restaurant is working the streamlined concept well. The best way for a restaurant to survive an economic crisis, says Setayesh, is to provide an environment where guests can enjoy a welcome respite from their worries — after all, people always need to eat. “In tough times, people want to be able to come in here and forget about everything else,” he observes. “This is a release; this is an escape: to spend some time with us and forget about it all.”

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Traci and Treavis Taylor, co-owners of Fig Bistro in Biltmore Village, have also felt the pinch. They’ve modified their menu and restaurant in small ways, but not dramatically, believing that rolling with the punches is important but that constantly changing a concept can be disastrous. “The recession has made it obvious to us that what we really want to focus on is offering a way for people to be able to continue to eat out,” Traci

In addition, they’ve been leveraging social media such as Facebook and Twitter to reach out to a demographic that, in the past, might have regarded Fig as a pricey haunt for the Biltmore Forest crowd. “I’d like to squelch that perception,” says Traci. Treavis, meanwhile, thinks Fig may have found a recession-friendly formula with its menu. “People are looking for comfort, something familiar, and that’s what we’re providing,” he observes. “... and we’re taking mac and cheese, meat loaf and quiche to a whole other level,” finishes Traci. “It’s comfort food with attitude,” Treavis, says, laughing. At Fig, stresses Traci, “You can either get a five-star meal or comfortable bistro fare. It has appeal to everyone, and you don’t have to break the bank to come here.” “I can’t take credit for this phrase, but I like it,” says Treavis. “There’s no recession on eating. When it comes to restaurants, there’s winners and losers. People are still going to eat out, but they’re looking for options.” X Mackensy Lunsford can be reached at food@ mountainx.com.

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A week for small business The Chamber of Commerce gears up

A host of events will be held during Small Business Week, April 19 through April 22. Here are a few. (For more details, go to www. smallbusinessweekasheville.com.)

Small business celebration

Monday, April 19, 5:30 to 7 p.m. Local small businesses will highlight their products or services at this fun networking event, hosted by the Asheville Area Chamber Commerce and sponsored by FASTSIGNS. This event is open to anyone in the community. During the celebration, the Asheville Chamber will announce the nominees for the 2010 small-business leader of the year. The recipient will be announced at the Chamber’s annual meeting on June 21. Businesses that want to have a booth in the event can purchase one for $50 by contacting Deborah Harris at 258-6117.

Business before hours

Tuesday, April 20, 8 to 9 a.m. Presented by BB&T, this friendly and free networking event — complete with continental breakfast and coffee — will be held at Asheville Dental Care Dental Care (10-A Yorkshire St., Suite B).

Search Engine Optimization

Tuesday, April 20, 11 a.m. to noon Sponsored by SCORE, this event will be held at the Federal Building on Patton Avenue. Most business owners recognize the importance of a high search-engine listing. Google, Yahoo, Bing and all the others rank your site based on relevance-driven algorithms, each containing about 100 different factors, such as the words in your Title Bar and your Web site’s name. Not all of these factors are weighted equally. Some have little impact on your ranking while others are critical. This program details the “Top Ten” that will generate about 80 to 90 percent of total results. Presented by Don Sinclair, this event is ideal for the business owner who wants to evaluate his or her own Web site … or a competitor’s. Register at ashevillescore.org. Attendance is limited to 24. An e-mail will be sent confirming your seat availability. Also, keep in mind that the federal building has security similar to airports. A photo ID is required. Allow extra time to pass through security.

Access to small-business funding

Tuesday, April 20, 6 to 7:30 p.m. This free panel discussion, sponsored by Mountain BizWorks at the nonprofit’s STREET location in downtown Asheville, is titled, “Access to Small Business Funding.” Mountain BizWorks’ Associate Director of Lending Brian Griffin and Bank of Asheville’s Senior Vice President Bill Nesbit will discuss how to access funding in today’s market. These loan experts will be joined by two loan clients who will share firsthand information on how to navigate the small business loan process. To register, call Eric Smythers at 253-2834, ext. 10.

SOS:The art of the business turnaround

Wednesday, April 21, 9 to 11:30 a.m. This panel discussion, subtitled “Moving from Problems to Profitability” and sponsored by the

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Chamber Advocates for Small Business, will be held in the Chamber Board Room. It’s ideal for businesses needing to identify problems contributing to slow or unprofitable business and to understand how business turnaround specialists can help with the process of improvement. It’s also designed to give small-business owners, business turn-around specialists and financial analysts a chance to help attendees identify and stop the problems and issues that contributes to poor business performance. Hear some real stories from business owners! Register at ashevillechamber.org.

Social Media & You

Wednesday, April 21, 1 to 3 p.m. Sponsored by The Small Business & Technology Development Center and Mountain Xpress, this panel discussion explores how to use social marketing to grow your business. Today’s ever-changing arena of social marketing can be intimidating; so this workshop will map out successful ways to use it. The panel will be composed of small-businesses owners and marketing professionals who successfully use social marketing to enhance their businesses. Get best practice tips and feedback from experienced professionals.

Doing Business with Government

Thursday, April 22, 9 to 11 a.m. Learn from the experts how to: identify sales opportunities, evaluate federal and state solicitations, register your business, find assistance resources and understand the bid process.

Small business jump start

Thursday, April 22, 4 to 6:30 p.m. Sponsored by AB-Tech’s Small Business Center and held at its Enka Campus, this annual event offers current and potential business owners the chance to learn more about the many resources available to them in the community. This event is ideal for vendors who have a product or service that can assist current and potential small businesses, but space is limited and based on the product/service being offered.

Shift Happens

Thursday, April 22 Reception 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. Program 5:30 to 7 p.m. Is the world changing faster than you are? Sponsored by the UNCA Asheville Family Business Forum, this event poses questions and provides some answers to this and other questions: As business owners, what technologies should you be trying to improve customer service, product quality and impact to the community? Will your business survive the next big shift in technology? Are you prepared? Find out from enlightening and entertaining trend watcher, strategic technologies futurist and author, Stephen Abram. For more information, call 232-5091. The event will be held at UNCA’s Reuter Center, Manheimer Room. Registration is $50 for non-Chamber members, $25 for Chamber members, payable at the event. X

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Media Classes (see sidebar for more information on local classes in the field). Other local experts agree. “Part of being successful in social media is not just promoting what you do, but promoting other people and businesses — being part of a community,” says Lou, who teaches at Social Media Jams, a local monthly workshop series. One Asheville business owner who was an early adopter of social media, and who feels it’s added tremendous value to her business branding, is Julie Atallah, co-owner and marketing director of Bruisin’ Ales beer shop. Her Web site designer, Jose Ibarra of Applied Solutions Group, told Atallah she should start using Twitter two years ago. Initially, she said she didn’t have time. Then, she started delving into the Twitterverse, though she resented the extra time and effort. Now, she refers to herself as a Twitter addict. “I have my BlackBerry buried in my forearm,” she says. “I’m the bionic woman.” She adds that customers come into Bruisin’ Ales all the time who’ve learned about the shop via Twitter or Facebook. Atallah even offers specials only to her followers — at present, that equals about 2,200 folks on Twitter and more than 1,500 Facebook fans. “Twitter’s been an invaluable resource,” Atallah says. “It’s definitely increased our shipping exponentially and expanded our store brand across the country and even into Canada.” Having non-local clients can make the difference between breaking even and going broke for some small businesses. Social media give business owners an easy, free way to reach not just across the county, but across states and even

around the world, notes Charles. The experts also emphasize that building relationships makes a huge difference in how well social media work for businesses. “You should grow your network as you would in face-to-face networking. Start slow and as your network grows, increase the intensity of your networking,” says Justin Belleme of JustinBelleme. com and Roadmap to Online Success. Of course, all this takes time. Charles claims he can set up his clients so they only have to be online for an average of five minutes per day. He tells them to update Twitter and Facebook during that time, then once every week or so, to spend more time writing a blog post and producing and uploading video and photos. One of his clients is interior designer Amanda Ballew of More Space Place Asheville. She started using Twitter in mid-December to “reach out to a market that we weren’t reaching with our traditional advertising.” She describes that market as younger and hipper than many of her current clients — but they’re still folks who are moving and buying homes. Though she’s only been promoting her business via social media for a few months, Ballew says she’s gotten a couple of appointments from folks who’ve found her on Twitter. “I’m pretty loud on Twitter,” Ballew says. “I retweet about other Asheville businesses as well. I’m trying to socialize with other businesses and to network.” Another newbie to the social-media scene is Jimi Rentz, owner of Barley’s Taproom & Pizza and an organizer of the Brewgrass and Beer City beer festivals. “I like the six degrees of separation thing, but

also the exponential way of getting the word out. My wife, Dawn, got me on Facebook, and I realized you can be in one place and get in touch with everyone you ever knew in your life,â&#x20AC;? he says. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recently set up Facebook and Twitter accounts for all three of his business endeavors, and he says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s able to keep up with whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on in these worlds better on some days than others. Like Atallah, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mobile, so having a smart phone is key. Rentz says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s used social media to let people know when different beers hit the taps and to communicate details about the beer festivals. He has plans to set up contests and offer deals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; when he can find the time. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The problem with social media is I have yet to see much effect from it other than people commenting that they like it,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For example, on two snow days I offered a free slice for kids if they came in before 4 p.m., and we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give away a single slice of pizza. But I got a lot of people saying they liked the idea, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good one.â&#x20AC;? Of course, Rentz didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have many followers then. Maybe by the next snow day, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be giving away lots of pizza.

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Businesses on Twitter With the social-media program Twitter, users go by â&#x20AC;&#x153;handlesâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;avatarsâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; nicknames, so to speak, which are preceded by an @ sign. Here are the handles for businesses featured in this article. Bruisinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Ales: @bruisinales More Space Place: @avlcustomcloset Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: @barleystappizza G Social Media: @gsocialmedia Kelby Carr: @typeamom Justin Belleme: @ashevillenow Wendy Lou: @itswendylou Jose Ibarra: @h0zae

Free Asheville Social Media School: Next classes will be April 23, 5-7:30 p.m. at Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Piano Bar at The Grove Park Inn and May 10, 5:30-7:30 p.m., location to be announced. Sponsored by G Social Media, these classes feature a variety of local presenters in different areas of social media. Information at www.gsocialmedia.com. Roadmap to Online Success: Belleme and Paul Van Heden recently finished teaching this three-day workshop. They have yet to schedule the next one, which may not happen until August, Belleme says. Information at www.justinbelleme.com. X Anne Fitten Glenn twitters at @edgymama amd @ brewsgasm.

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Privai Academy, a spa-training facility, opened in January 2009 and now has 11 employees, including co-owners Ilana Craig Alberico and Christina Stratton. Alberico provided these answers. How did you plan to succeed in a down economy? We knew there was a need in the community for higher-level massage therapy, aesthetics, continuing education and spa-management training. Once we identified what was lacking, we put together a team of advisers who developed a curriculum unlike any other. We invested heavily in the research and planning needed to make this school successful. What’s worked? What hasn’t? Our graduates have a 100 percent pass rate at the state board to date. Because our sister company is Innovative Spa Management and we manage spas throughout the U.S. and Caribbean, we are able to provide ample jobopportunity services to our graduates. And our product line really sets us apart. Privai is a natural-product line that uses green tea and antioxidants in the formulations. We have found that asking for suggestions is key to our commitment to quality. We listen to the suggestions and make changes that will improve the program. The company name [pronounced “priv-EYE”] has been hard. Priva is a species of lemon verbena that’s rich in antioxidants that we used in the formulations of our products. We added the “i” on the end of it to bring attention back to oneself and the impact that each of us has each day in caring for ourselves, others and the earth. Even though we love the name, it is hard for people to pronounce.

The full treatment: Privai Academy, a spa-training school, has found success with both its courses and its product line. Pictured here, from left, are co-owner Christina Stratton, program director Gloria Coppola and co-owner Ilana Craig Alberico. photos by Jonathan Welch

Has your business grown during its first year? How? We added a massage-therapy licensing program, increased our continuing-education offerings to include aesthetics, hired two new employees and developed a partnership with Blue Ridge Business Services, who will soon provide QuickBooks and accounting classes to support the community of private practitioners in the area.

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What advice would you offer other startups? We started our business in a recession, but there is really no bad time to start a business if there is a demand for what you are providing. Research. Plan. Put more money aside than you think you will need. Be passionate. Stay true to your vision. Get a mentor. Find someone (or, in our case, a whole advisory board) that can guide you along your path. If you are going to have employees, understand that they are your biggest and best asset.

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Castell Photography, a fine-art photo gallery, opened in April 2009 and has three employees. These answers came from owner Brie Castell.

attendee will set your base and define your reputation. If we cannot bring a person back in for a second helping of enjoyment and mirth, then why should we come to work? What advice would you offer other startups? True intelligence is knowing when you are lucky. Working hard when you are lucky is a powerful alliance. Battery Park Book Exchange and Champagne Bar is at 1 Battle Square downtown. For more information, call 252-0020 or visit http://batteryparkbookexchange.

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In focus: The staff of fine-art photo business Castell Photography. From left: Heidi Gruner, owner Brie Castell, and Miranda Maynard. How did you plan to succeed in a down economy? Two ways: To diversify and to be different from the rest. First, we are Asheville’s only fine-art photography gallery, but we are not a typical gallery setting — there are no white walls, there is always music playing, and customers are encouraged to really enjoy their time in this environment. We also diversify — in addition to fine-artphotography sales, we offer commission-based services such as portrait sessions, fine wedding photography and boudoir photography. We also accept wet-plate collodion commissions — an antiquarian process dating to the 1850s. We can archive your family photo albums, digitally restore old and damaged photographs, and make digital reproductions of artwork such as paintings, drawings, etc. We provide fine-pigment printing of digital files, develop negatives and make traditional black-and-white prints in our fully equipped darkroom. What’s worked? What hasn’t? My staff and I meet once per week to discuss this exactly, sort it out and plan for the future. I really cannot think of too many things that haven’t worked. It is more a question of what works best and making it better, and then finding out what maybe isn’t generating the right kind of attention so that we can put our efforts elsewhere. Has your business grown during its first year? How? It is actually astonishing how much we have grown in only one year. We have received major attention through the press. We added what we call The Fine Art Photo Booth during Bele Chere in July 2009 to attract more attention and bring people in. It was so successful that these “booths” are now a feature here in the summertime, and we also take them on the road for a variety of events and charitable fundraisers. We also linked up with UNCA to collaborate on a juried studentphotography exhibition. What advice would you offer other startups? For me, the most important thing would be to

surround yourself with creative and motivated people. I have been exceedingly lucky to have found the two wonderful women who work with me. They inspire and challenge me every day to be better, stronger and wiser. Castell Photography is at 2 C&D Wilson Alley, off Eagle Street in downtown Asheville. Call 255-1188 or visit http://castellphotography.com to learn more.

Battery Park Book Exchange and Champagne Bar

Short Street Cakes opened in February 2009 and has three employees, including owner Jodi Rhoden. Xpress spoke with Rhoden, who’d sold her baked goods privately for several years before launching the business. How did you plan to succeed in a down economy? I waited for a long time to find the right space, worked very hard to keep a low overhead, and got my budgets really tight so that I could provide really fine quality that was still affordable, while remaining viable as a business. What’s worked? What hasn’t? What has worked has been being really authentic with my customers: being myself and offering simply what I can do and what I love, and telling them why. What has also worked has been the advice I received from my dad when I started

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Battery Park Book Exchange and Champagne Bar opened in February 2009 and has eight employees, including co-owners Donna and Thomas Wright. The following answers came from Thomas. How did you plan to succeed in a down economy? Our plan to succeed was simple: Pray for good luck. Opening in the worst recession of our lifetime requires a great amount of stupid ambition combined with a willingness not to judge the immediate results with the long-term goals. It is comforting to realize that no one, old or new to the business, did well in 2009, and that the invisible pendulum of economic cycles would reverse its course. What’s worked? What hasn’t? Things that worked well were ones that are irrelevant to the condition of the economy. The following universal rules of retailing apply to all cycles: First, find a good location for your business — one that will give you exposure to the market and clients that you feel are essential to success. Second, offer a new mousetrap. The economy is oversupplied with things and services. To succeed, one should look for a product that is either in short supply or fills a need not yet supplied within the market. In a shrinking market, the pie is getting smaller, so a new business cannot rely on the ever-increasing size to gain a share of the public’s attention. Has your business grown during its first year? How? Our growth has been due, exclusively, to the loyalty of old friends and new friends. The local

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Business by the book: Battery Park Book Exchange and Champagne Bar owners Donna and Thomas Wright. Opening during the recession, Thomas says, “requires a great amount of stupid ambition.” this business: “You don’t have to be the best to succeed. You only have to do what you say you are going to.” To be honest, what has not worked as well for me has been “entrepreneur’s hours.” As a mom, I have discovered that I don’t have the luxury to run myself into the ground — I have had to step back at times and create some balance in my life. Has your business grown during its first year? How? I think the main form of growth is that we have gotten more confident in what we do, and have expanded what we are able to offer. We just launched our spring menu and will be expanding our hours, too. I’m looking forward to hiring seasonal staff to help with the wedding season and continuing to provide a venue for art and community.

What’s worked? What hasn’t? What’s worked has been being a place where people can hang out and talk, and they don’t feel like they’re being judged for what they read. And also — not to toot my own horn — I have a better variety of comics than anybody in town. What hasn’t worked is, going back to when I first opened, I thought I’d have a nice little steady stream of customers right away, and so I over-ordered a lot of stuff at first. I very quickly learned that ordering is a science, and that if you do it wrong it can break you.

What advice would you offer other startups? Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you can cut corners, and don’t fool yourself into thinking that it will ever be easy. Being direct, accountable and responsible in your work is hard at the beginning but pays off in the long run.

Has your business grown during its first year? How? There has not been a month where we haven’t seen growth. I’d say, on average, 10 percent growth each month, and that’s probably being conservative.

Short Street Cakes is at 225 Haywood Road in West Asheville. Call 505-4822 or visit http://shortstreetcakes.com to learn more.

What advice would you offer other startups? Make a great business plan — that’s what I did. And the key is being friendly. I get more customers in here because they like me and like talking to me than for any other reason. It’s great that I have the wide selection, but even if you have the selection and you’re a jerk, they’re not going to come back.

Comic Envy

Comic Envy opened in November 2008. The store, which sells comic books and graphic novels, has one full-time and two part-time employees, including owner Darren Williams, whose answers are presented here. How did you plan to succeed in a down economy? The plan was to do a slow growth. After about a year, we made it to the point where we could scrape by. When I look back now to when we first opened, the store was so bare. In our business plan, we said we were going to dedicate a

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percentage of money each week and each month to bringing in something new. Over time that’s what we did, and that made it hard on me and my wife personally, because we had to sacrifice some things that we needed. But we knew it was needed for the growth of the store.

Comic Envy is at 1 Kenilworth Knoll, Suite 4. Call 252-7600 or visit http://comicenvy.com for more information. X Thanks to Mountain BizWorks and the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce for helping Xpress connect with these startups.

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Community Events & Workshops • Social & Shared-Interest Groups • Government & Politics • Seniors & Retirees • Animals • Technology • Business & Careers • Volunteering • Health Programs & Support Groups Calendar C a t e g o r i e s : Helplines • Sports Groups & Activities • Kids • Spirituality • Arts • Spoken & Written Word • Food • Festivals & Gatherings • Music • Theater • Comedy • Film • Dance • Auditions & Call to Artists Calendar for April 14 - 22, 2010 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code. Day-by-day calendar is online Want to find out everything that’s happening today — or tomorrow, or any day of the week? Go to www.mountainx. com/events. Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops You are the Masterpiece You Have Been Waiting For! Performing Life with InterPlay Saturday, April 24 10:00 am – 4:30 pm, 7-9 pm evening share Grace Studio, 17 Carolina Lane $49-$99 sliding scale. Experience InterPlay’s

unique approach to the performance moment through our personal and collective body with InterPlay co-founder Cynthia Winton-Henry. www. interplay.org 2010 Griffin Awards for Historic Preservation • Through FR (4/16) - The Preservation Society of Asheville/Buncombe County is now accepting nominations for excellence in renovation of historic property, in-fill constructions in historic neighborhoods, research/publications or leadership. Nomination forms available at psabc.org or call 254-2343. AmeriCorps Day • TH (4/15), 11am-2pm - Come speak with current AmeriCorps members serving in WNC and learn more about what we do: projects spanning from working to better the environment to poverty mitigation. At Highsmith Union in Alumni Hall on the UNCA campus.

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Calendar Information In order to qualify for a free listing, an event must cost no more than $40 to attend and be sponsored by and/or benefit a nonprofit. If an event benefits a business, it’s a paid listing. If you wish to submit an event for Clubland (our free live music listings), please e-mail clubland@mountainx.com. Free Listings To submit a free listing: * Online submission form (best): http://www.mountainx.com/ events/submission * E-mail (second best): calendar@mountainx.com * Fax (next best): (828) 251-1311, Attn: Free Calendar * Mail: Free Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), second floor, downtown Asheville. Please limit your submission to 40 words or less. Questions? Call (828) 251-1333, ext. 365. Paid Listings Paid listings lead the calendar sections in which they are placed, and are marked (pd.). To submit a paid listing, send it to our Classified Department by any of the following methods. Be sure to include your phone number, for billing purposes. * E-mail: marketplace@mountainx.com. * Fax: (828) 251-1311, Attn: Commercial Calendar * Mail: Commercial Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Classified Dept., Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), Ste. 214, downtown Asheville. Questions? Call our Classified Department at (828) 251-1333, ext. 335.

Asheville-Buncombe Community Relations Council Info: 252-4713. • SA (4/17), 10am-2pm - “Dialogue About Bullying & Gangs” at the Shiloh Recreational Center on Shiloh Road. Speakers: Anthony Alexander, local youth leader, and William Lassiter, N.C. Department of Juvenile Justice. Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Pl., unless otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265. • TU (4/27), 9am - Annual spring Sightseers trip to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge. $20, plus lunch is on your own. Register by April 22. Buncombe County Extension Center Events Located at 94 Coxe Ave., Asheville. Info: 255-5522. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS (4/20 through 5/4), 5:307:30pm - Basic Home Maintenance Course. Learn about basic plumbing repairs, common household pests, interior and exterior maintenance and more. $20, includes all materials. Registration required. FENCE Events The Foothills Equestrian Nature Center is located at 3381 Hunting Country Road in Tryon. Info: 859-9021 or www.fence.org. • SA (4/17) - Astronomy Program at Hawks Ridge (behind the FENCE Center) at sunset. Observe Mercury and Venus. Free. Great Minds, Great Moments The series will feature video and live satellite programs from the 92nd Street YMCA in New York City. Held at Congregation Beth HaTephila, 43 N. Liberty St. $12/$20 for two people. Reservations and info: 253-4911. • MO (4/19), 7pm - Video program: Hear a live address by Rabbi Capers Funnye focusing on his journey to Judaism and to the rabbinate (he is also Michelle Obama’s first cousin and will tell stories about the First Family). Henderson County Courthouse Events Info: 694-5003. • WEDNESDAYS (4/7 through 7/28), 2pm - Free tours of the renovated historic courthouse are offered.

Our VOICE Our VOICE will screen films and hold workshops in honor of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. This year’s theme is “Everybody’s Safety = Every Body’s Freedom.” Info: www. ourvoicenc.org or 252-0562. • Through FR (4/30) - Our VOICE will be distributing free books on sexual violence and prevention. Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted. • FR (4/16), 11:25am - Humanities Lectures: “The Rise of Totalitarianism in the Interwar Years” with Dr. John McClain in Lipinsky Auditorium and “Globalization” with Dr. Surain Subramaniam in the Humanities Lecture Hall. Info: 251-6808. • MO (4/19), 11:25am Humanities Lectures: “Gender and Sexuality in Antiquity” with Jim Driggers in Lipinsky Auditorium and “Be Baroque!” with Dr. John McClain in the Humanities Lecture Hall. Info: 251-6808. • TU (4/20), 12:30pm Brown Bag Book Talk Series: Dr. Grant Hardy will read from and discuss Understanding the Book of Mormon: A Reader’s Guide in the Ramsey Library. Info: 251-6632. Smith-McDowell House Museum Period rooms grace this antebellum house on the campus of A-B Tech Community College, 283 Victoria Rd., Asheville. Info: 253-9231 or education@wnchistory.org. • SA (4/17), 10am-3pm Civil War Preservation Trust’s Park Day. A nationwide, hands-on preservation event created to assist local groups with the maintenance of Civil War-related sites. Volunteers are needed for indoor cleaning and outdoor grounds work. Swannanoa Valley Museum Located at 223 W. State St., Black Mountain. Info: 6699566 or www.swannanoavalleymuseum.org. • SA (4/10) through SU (10/31) - A Flood Runs Through It, an exhibition focusing on historic floods and storm tracks in the Swannanoa Watershed. $2. WCU Asheville Luncheon Series Hear about the latest developments at the university at the Hilton in Biltmore Park.

weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted. N.C. Environmental Education Week by joining a park ranger on a 1.5-mile nature wed Celebrate hike at Mount Mitchell State Park. Hikes will be offered every day from April 11 through April 17 beginning at 2 p.m. at the park office. Info: 675-4611.

Asheville Art Museum's ARTmob presents "Art + Chocolate" Thursday, April 15, from 6

thur to 8 p.m. at the French Broad Chocolate Lounge, 10 S. Lexington Ave. Print and book artist Andy Farkas and French Broad Chocolate Lounge owners will create a chocolate screen print that will result in an edible piece of chocolate art to be enjoyed by attendees. $5 at the door. Info: 253-3227, ext. 114.

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Poets: Express yourself at Souled Out Productions' open mic for poets Friday, April 16, from 7 to 9 p.m. at Westside Clippers, 755 Haywood Road, Asheville. Perform, read or recite poetry. Sign-up at 7 p.m. Info: 713-5352.

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The YMCA, in partnerships with UNCA and the Asheville City Parks, Recreation and Cultural Arts Department, presents Healthy Kids Day Saturday, April 17, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Carrier Park. Secret Agent 23 Skidoo will perform. Plus, healthy snacks, games, arts and crafts, health screenings and more. Info: 210-9622.

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Participate in Asheville Jewish Community Center's third annual Falafel 5K Sunday, April 18, starting at 10 a.m. To register: www.active.com. A free falafel sandwich will be offered to the first 250 registered runners. In conjunction with the run, Congregation Beth Israel presents its annual family-friendly Celebration Israel festival from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 229 Murdock Ave. Info: 253-0701. All are welcome to the N.C. 115 Forum at the Black Mountain Public Library Monday, April

mon 19, from 7 to 8 p.m. Bruce Goforth and Patsy Keever, Democratic candidates for N.C. House District 115, will be the featured guest speakers.

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Marcus Simpson, author and amateur naturalist, will discuss the discoveries of early explorers and naturalists who visited the Blue Ridge Mountains at an Elisha Mitchell Audubon Society meeting Tuesday, April 20, at 7 p.m. in room 206 of UNCA's Reuter Center. Info: 254-7618.

$10.50 for lunch. Info: alumni.wcu.edu, 227-7335 or mramsey@wcu.edu. • WE (4/21), 11:45am - Gathering and reception followed by lunch buffet —12:15pm - Program focusing on the Mountain Heritage Center. Women Wanting to Live in Community Networking Day • SA (4/17), 9:30am-4:30pm - “Connection, Information, Action.” At Jubilee, 46 Wall St., Asheville. For all Asheville and surrounding-area women interested in living in some type of communal setting, including multi-generational and mixed gender, primarily in the 2nd half of life. $20. Info: www.womenlivingincommunity.com.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Create Your Ideal Relationship! (pd.) For individuals and couples who want to improve one or more relationships in their lives. Classes held last Sunday each month, 7pm9pm. • Learn more! (828) 645-0999 or www.meetup.

com/CreatingYourIdealRel ationship Alternative Currency • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 5:307:30pm - Informal social gathering at Westville Pub for people who find an alt. paper currency intriguing, but have questions/concerns, and for those who understand the insand-outs and want to share their knowledge with others. Family-friendly event. Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505. • THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome. Asheville Newcomers Club Women new to the city or recently retired make new friends while learning about opportunities Asheville offers. Info: avlnewcomers@aol.com or 274-6662. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 9:30am - Meeting with speakers from local organizations. Blue Ridge Toastmasters Club Meets once a week to enhance speaking skills both formal and impromptu. Part

of an international proven program that takes you through the steps with fun along the way. Network with interesting people of all ages and professions. Info: www.blueridgetm. org or 926-4600. • MONDAYS, 12:20-1:30pm - Meeting. Financial Therapy Groups • TUESDAYS, 7-8pm - Try out new ways of living and of being, supported by others with similar circumstances, for the collective wisdom of the group to enlighten all, while lightening the burden of each. $8. Info: www.financialtherapygroups.com. Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 255-8115 or www.firestormcafe.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-10pm - Firestorm/Blitzkrieg game night (bring a game, if you’d like). Hendersonville Sister Cities Info: www.hendersonvillesistercities.org. • WE (4/21), 5-6:30pm - Members of the 41-person entourage who recently visited Hendersonville’s first Sister City, Almunecar,

Spain, will show photos and discuss their visit. At the Hendersonville Chamber of Commerce’s multipurpose room. RSVP: 692-4991 (day) or 692-6970 (evening). Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. Info: 252-8154. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville. We have all the gear; just bring your vocabulary. No dues the first six months. TEDxNextGenerationAsheville • 4th THURSDAYS, 6pm - Organizing committee meetings held in West Asheville. Teens and adults are welcome. Info: TEDxNGA@ gmail.com or TEDxNGA.com. Transition Asheville Aims to bring the community together, develop practical solutions and improve the quality of life for everyone in light of peak oil, climate change and the ensuing economic tensions. Info: colnstash@att.net. • FR (4/16), 6pm - Get acquainted with the group at a free event held at

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Firestorm Cafe and Books, 48 Commerce St. Welcome Club of HC • 3rd TUESDAYS, 10am1pm - Social group to welcome new people to the community. Meet friends in general meetings and activity groups. Some groups: Coffee and Conversation, book clubs, bridge and card games, day trips, Tea Society and luncheons. Info: 697-5911. Western Alliance Center for Independent Living Located at 108 New Leicester Hwy., Asheville. Info: 2981977 or www.westernalliance.org. • TH (4/15), 2-4pm “Building a Strong Foundation to Better Self-Esteem.” Call to reserve a seat —- 4pm - Sandwiches and salads potluck. Cold cuts and cheese provided. $2. WNC Physicians for Social Responsibility • FR (4/16), Noon-2pm “Bring your own lunch” meeting at the office of Nuclear Information & Resource Service, 45 Riverview Drive in W. Asheville. Youth OUTright A weekly discussion group for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth ages 14-23. Each week a new topic and activity will be led by at least two trained facilitators. Straight allies are also welcome. Info: www.youthoutright.org. • FRIDAYS, 6:30-9pm Meets at the Jefferson House, adjacent to the Unitarian Universalist Church (corner of Edwin and Charlotte Streets) at 21 Edwin Pl.

Government & Politics Democrats on the Move • MO (4/19), 7-8pm - All are welcome to the N.C. 115 Forum at the Black Mountain Public Library. Bruce Goforth and Patsy Keever, Democratic candidates for N.C. House District 115, will be the featured guest speakers. Early Voting • TH (4/15) through SA (5/1) - Early voting in the 2010 primary election. Info: http://www.buncombecounty. org/governing/depts/election. League of Women Voters LWV is a nonpartisan organization encouraging political involvement by increasing the public’s knowledge of and participation in the electoral process. Membership open to all men and women over 18. Info: 251-6169 or www. ablwv.org. • WE (4/21), 6-7pm - Meet and greet with candidates —- 7:15-8:30pm - Primary Candidate Forum for District 11. Format: Q&A with questions by attendees. At UNCA’s Reuter Center. Directions: 251-6140. LibertyOnTheRocks.org A national nonpartisan social group connecting liberty advocates. • MONDAYS, 7pm - Meets at El Chapala Restaurant off of Merrimon Ave. Opening of Senator Hagan’s Asheville Office • SA (4/17), 10-11am Senator Kay Hagan will be at the opening of her Asheville

Senate office, 82 Patton Ave., Suite 635. Info: 257-6510.

Seniors & Retirees AARP Driver Safety Class • MO (4/19), 12:30-4:30pm - Retired & Senior Volunteer Program will hold a class to help refine your driving skills. Graduates receive a certificate of completion, and may be eligible to receive a discount on vehicle insurance premiums. $12 for AARP members/$14 nonmembers. Registration required: 2516622, ext. 126. Blue Ridge Center for Lifelong Learning Info: www.brcll.com. • WEDNESDAYS, (4/7 through 4/28), 10am-1pm - A four-session class on “Exploring Comedy of Radio’s Golden Age.” Hoyt Griffith will walk down memory lane with witty radio comedians of the ‘30s and ‘40s. $25, plus one-time membership fee. • TUESDAYS, 1-3pm - A three-session class on “From Whence Came the Carolinas?” Would you believe the Carolinas were once in the Southern hemisphere? Join Jerry Eyer to learn about our region. $20, plus one-time membership fee. Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, ages 55 and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round. Info: 698-3448 or www. LJRsoftball.com. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS - Daytime games at Jackson

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Park in Hendersonville (AprilOct.) and Leila Patterson Center in Fletcher (Nov.March). Start times may vary with season. Lakeview Senior Center 401 S. Laurel Circle, Black Mountain. Info: 669-8610. • MO (4/19), 10:30am - Snack and Learn: Learn about local mushrooms. Which mushrooms are edible? Where are good places to look for mushrooms? Go on a mushroom hike the following day. Free. • TH (4/22), 11:30am - “Watch Out For Us!” A presentation on pedestrian safety and defensive walking. Free —- 12:30pm - Van Clan Trip to Cradle of Forestry. Learn about local forests, listen to a talk from a ranger, and view the new movie There’s Magic at the Cradle. $8.

Animals Asheville Humane Society Animals available for adoption from AHS at 72 Lee’s Creek Rd. in Asheville. View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 236-3885, ext. 311 or www. ashevillehumane.org. • MO (4/19) through SA (4/24) - “Name Our Lane” contest. The public is invited to vote for their favorite name for the lane leading up to AHS’s new campus (under construction): Pet Saver Lane, Pet Lover Lane or Forever Friend Lane. To vote, visit www.ashevillehumane. org. Asheville Kennel Club

Membership is open to everyone interested in purebred dogs and responsible dog ownership. Info: 258-4833 or www.ashevillekennelclub.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Breed Handling Classes. Learn how to present your purebred dog in the Show Ring. Meets at the US Army Reserve Center on Louisiana Ave. Open to the public. Details and map on the Web site. ChainFree Asheville A nonprofit, all-volunteer effort dedicated to improving the welfare of dogs living outdoors on chains and in pens in Asheville and Buncombe County. Info: www.chainfreeasheville.org or 450-7736. • SUNDAYS, 11am-3pm - Come help a chained dog experience freedom. No experience necessary. Meets four times a month within Asheville or Buncombe County to build a fence for a chained dog. Community Partnership for Pets This nonprofit’s primary goal is to stop the unnecessary killing of hundreds of healthy and adoptable animals at local shelters in Henderson, Buncombe, Transylvania and Polk County. Info: 693-5172 or www.communitypartnershipforpets.org. • Spay/neuter your pet. $20 cats/$30 dogs, includes free rabies vaccination. • TU (4/13) through TU (4/27) - Pet Food Drive. Drop off pet food donations at Hendersonville Elementary School, 1039 Randall Circle, between 8:30am and 2pm. FENCE Events The Foothills Equestrian Nature Center is located at 3381 Hunting Country Road in Tryon. Info: 859-9021 or www.fence.org. • SA (4/17), 10am-4pm - TR&HC; Blockhouse Steeplechase. Horse racing. $ per car load. Friends of Madison County Animals Info: 649-9798. • SA (4/17), 10am-1pm - Rabies clinic at the Community Center in Grapevine-Petersburg off Hwy. 213. Rabies vaccinations $10; dogs DHLPP (5 in 1) $15; Bordetella (kennel cough) $15; micro chipping $15; and Feline Distemper/Leukemia combo $20. All dogs must be on leashes and cats in carriers. Bring previous rabies certificate for 3-year booster. Sarge’s Animal Rescue Foundation The Foundation’s mission is to save healthy, adoptable animals in the Haywood County Animal Control facility. Located at 1659 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www.sargeandfriends.org or 246-9050.

• WEDNESDAYS (4/14 & 21), 12:30-5pm & SA (4/17), 10am-3pm - Pet Adoption Day at the Rescue Foundation. WNC Agricultural Center Hosts agricultural events, horse shows and farm-related competitions. Located at 1301 Fanning Bridge Road. in Fletcher. Info: 687-1414. • FR (4/16) through SU (4/18) - Paint Horse Show. • TU (4/20) - World-famous Lippizzaner Stallions.

Eco Economics Of Solar Information Session (E.O.S) (pd.) Thursday, April 22, 2010, 6pm-7pm, REI, Biltmore Park Town Square • Learn about the history and basics of solar thermal (hot water) and the financial benefits of installing a solar thermal energy system. • Complimentary beverages and appetizers. Presented by First Light Solar. www.firstlightsolar.com Asheville Earth Day • SA (4/17), 11am-10pm - Live music, kids area, eco village, beer, food and more at Martin Luther King Jr. Park. The New Mastersounds, Acoustic Syndicate, The Afromotive and others will perform. Info: www.avlearthday.org. Awakening the Dreamer Symposium • TH (4/22), 6-9pm - Earth Day 2010 event at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville at the corner of Charlotte Street and Edwin Place. Celebrate changing the dream. Snacks and tea provided. Registration required due to limited seating: devwilliams@juno.com. Earth Day Scavenger Hunt • TH (4/22), 10am-6pm - Recycling scavenger hunt at Ten Thousand Villages, 303 Outlook Road, Montreat. Find the crafts made from salvaged items, learn to make an herb pot wrapper and take home a free herb seedling. Proceeds benefit Rainbow Recycling. Info: 669-1406. ECO Earth Day Celebration At Blue Ridge Community College in Flat Rock. Info: 6920385 or www.eco-wnc.org. • TH (4/22), 7pm - Screening of the award-winning documentary Earth Days in Bo Thomas Auditorium. $5 suggested donation. • SA (4/24), 10am-6pm - Outdoor solar stage featuring local musicians, storytellers and performance artists. Workshops, a water festival, a green Olympics for kids, student short-film screenings, an electric car “race” and more —- 8pm - Earth Day concert

featuring Balsam Range and Shannon Whitworth and her band in the Blue Ridge Conference Hall. $15-$20. Proceeds benefit ECO. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W. Hendersonville. Info: 6920385 or www.eco-wnc.org. • 4th THURSDAYS, Noon1:30pm - Board meeting. Visitors are welcome. Elisha Mitchell Audubon Society Events Open to birders of all experience levels. Info: 254-7618, eljeep129@charter.net or http://main.nc.us/emas/. • TU (4/20), 7-8:30pm Marcus Simpson, author and amateur naturalist, will discuss the discoveries of early explorers and naturalists who visited the Blue Ridge Mountains. Meeting is in Room 206, Reuter Center, UNCA campus. Refreshments served. Environmental Education Week at Mount Mitchell State Park • SU (4/11) through SA (4/17), 2-3pm - Celebrate N.C. Environmental Education Week by joining a Park Ranger on a free 1.5 miles moderate nature hike on the Commissary Trail at Mount Mitchell State Park. Meet at the park office. Info: 675-4611 or mount.mitchell@ncdenr. gov. Green Power Movie Screening • TH (4/22), 2-4pm - A-B Tech Green Power will be hosting a free showing of Kilowatt Hours: A Plan to ReEnergize America with a discussion to follow the movie. Held at the Holly Library downstairs on A-B Tech main campus. Mountain Green Series Offered by Warren Wilson College’s Environmental Leadership Center, the series consists of guest speakers and a walking tour. Programs will be held in Canon Lounge, Gladfelter. RSVP: 771-3781. Free. Info: www.mountaingreenwnc.org. • TH (4/22), 1-2:45pm - The Green Walkabout introduces participants to the best practices for building green. To RSVP: scross@ warren-wilson.edu —- 3-5pm - “Taking Responsibility for a Sustainable World,” with Maggie Ullman. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking

fees on 1st Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • TUESDAYS & SATURDAYS, 1pm - “Walk With a Naturalist” programs. Interpretive guides will lead small groups of participants along woodland trails and through a variety of forest types. $3/$2 kids 8-17. One Stop Drop Recycling Bazaar • SA (4/17), 8am-1pm - Meet at the Asheville City Market for a hard-to-recyclematerials collection event (i.e. styrofoam, plastic pots, pharmaceuticals). Complete list of materials and requirements will be listed on Asheville GreenWorks Web site closer to the event: www.ashevillegreenworks.org. RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of river-friendly events. Info: 252-8474 or www. riverlink.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, Noon2pm - Bus Tours. See and hear about plans for the river’s future, learn local history and visit neighborhoods. Meet in front of Asheville City Hall. $15 for nonmembers. BYO lunch. Reservations required. Sierra Club Members of the WNC Sierra Club Chapter work together to protect the community and the planet. The mission of the Sierra Club, America’s oldest, largest and most influential grassroots environmental organization, is to explore, enjoy and protect the wild places of the earth. Info: www. nc.sierraclub.org/wenoca or 251-8289. • TH (4/22), 7-9pm Presenter: Hartwell Carson, water-quality specialist with the WNC Alliance. Carson will speak on the water quality impacts of the Progress Energy plant on the French Broad River. At the Unitarian Church, Edwin at Charlotte, in Asheville. Solar Hot Water Installation Workshop • SA (4/17), 9am-5pm - The workshop will be held at the French Broad Food Co-op. $25. Scholarships available. Info: 280-7287. Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy The mission of the SAHC is to protect the world’s oldest mountains for the benefit of present and future generations. Info: 253-0095 or www. appalachian.org. n Reservations required for SAHC hikes: e-mail kristina@ appalachian.org. • FR (4/16), 10am - Guided ramp hike in Burnsville. Bring a trowel and go on an interpretive hike in the Old

Growth Preserve easement at High Knob. Bring lunch, warm clothes, hiking shoes, rain gear, camera, water and insect repellent. $10 nonmembers. RSVP by April 15.

Sustainability Symposium • WE (4/21), 1-6pm - The ASU Net Impact Club invites the community to attend a free Sustainability Symposium at The Broyhill Inn. The event will include free eco-treasures, speakers, an eco-fashion show, a technology expo and panel discussions. The Global Gardener • TH (4/22), 7:30-9pm Local nonprofit Culture’s Edge

will sponsor a free program on Earth Day. Andrew Goodheart Brown will screen excerpts of the video “The Global Gardener” at the UCC Church, 40 Oak St., Asheville. Volunteer Stream Monitoring Training • SA (4/17), 9am-5pm - Want to protect WNC’s rivers and streams? Come to a training workshop, learn to identify aquatic insects and become a volunteer stream monitor. Training for ages 17+. Lunch provided. Small donation requested. RSVP required: 631-2823 or info@ haywoodwaterways.org. WNC Alliance

Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 258-8737 or www.wnca.org. • Through FR (4/30) Volunteers are needed for a month-long project dedicated to saving a rare and endangered plant species in the Hendersonville area. A minimum of two-to-five days of commitment (over a two-orfour week period) is required. Info: bob@wnca.org. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 6:30pm Meeting for Buncombe County members and the public at the WNC Alliance office, 29 N.

Market St., Ste. 610, Asheville. Info: 258-8737.

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Volunteering Appalachian Trail Conservancy A volunteer-based, private nonprofit dedicated to the conservation of the Appalachian Trail. Info: www.appalachiantrail.org or 254-3708. • SA & SU (4/17 & 18), 9am - Seeking volunteers to participate in invasive exotic plant workshops. The focus is to educate hikers and the public about the threats of invasive exotic plants. Meet at the Stecoah Gap parking area on NC 143. Call or e-mail jodell@ appalachiantrail.org. Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313.

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• THURSDAYS, 4:30-5:30pm - Volunteering groups for teens. Girls on the Run Girls on the Run is a nonprofit dedicated to educating and preparing girls for a lifetime of self-respect and healthy living. Info: www.gotrwnc.org or girlsontherunwnc@gmail.com. • Volunteers are needed to assist with the May 22 Spring 5K. Help needed with set-up, support, registration and takedown. Info: maggieskroski@ hotmail.com. Great Asheville-Buncombe Cleanup • TH (4/1) through FR (4/30) - Community-wide cleanup sponsored by Asheville GreenWorks, the local affiliate of Keep America Beautiful. To sign up your company or community group, or to participate as an individual: 254-1776 or volunteers@ ashevillegreenworks.org. Hands On Asheville-Buncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www.handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the Web site to sign up for a project. • SA (4/17), 10-11:30am - Kids Care: An age-appropriate learning component and a hands-on activity for ages 4-6, with adult supervision —10am-1pm - “In the Garden.” Help prepare the Emma Community Garden for fertilization, planting and harvest. • TU (4/20), 6-8pm - Help sort and pack food at MANNA FoodBank to be given to agencies serving hungry people in 17 WNC counties —- 4-6pm - Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store. • TH (4/22), 5:30-7:30pm - Meals for Hope. Cook and serve a meal for 15-25 women and children who are part of New Choices, an empowerment program for displaced homemakers in need of counseling and assistance —- 6-8pm - Help MANNA prepare “Packs for Kids,” backpack-sized parcels of food that will be distributed to students from low-income families. Men and Women Wanted Big Brothers Big Sisters is looking for persons ages 18 and up to share outings twice a month with youth from single-parent homes. Activities are free or low-cost. Volunteers also needed to mentor 1 hr./wk. in schools and after-school programs. Info: 253-1470 or www. bbbswnc.org. • TU (4/20), Noon - Info session at the United Way build-

ing, 50 S. French Broad Ave., Rm. 213. OnTrack Needs Administrative Support • OnTrack Financial Education & Counseling needs extra office administrative support. Volunteers are needed to assist with various office tasks. The volunteer must be available during OnTrack’s regular business hours (8am5:30pm). Info: 210-4956 or tarag@ontrackwnc.org. Pisgah Center for Wildlife Located in Pisgah National Forest, 10 miles from Brevard off of US Hwy. 276 N. Programs are free, but registration is required. Info: 8774423 or www.ncwildlife.org. • Reliable and enthusiastic volunteers are needed to help with front desk duties, gardening projects and much more. Info: emilie.johnson@ ncwildlife.org. Rotarians Against Hunger • SA (4/24) - Volunteer with eight local Rotary Clubs to package 100,000 meals for families in Haiti. Hundreds of volunteers are needed to work in two-hour shifts. Young people in 6th grade or higher are encouraged to participate. Held at 19 Town Square Blvd., in Biltmore Park. Info: www. RotariansAgainstHunger.com. The Nature Conservancy Info: 350-1431, ext. 105 or mtns_volunteers@tnc.org. • TU (4/20), 10am-3:30pm - Volunteers needed to help restore habitat and remove invasive species at unique bog preserve located in Henderson County. Work will be moderate to strenuous. Contact to register. • TH (4/22), 10am-3:30pm - Celebrate Earth Day. Volunteers needed to help remove invasive species along the riparian zone at Bat Cave Preserve in Hickory Nut Gorge. Work will be moderate to strenuous. Contact to register. WNC AIDS Project Info: www.wncap.org or 252-7489. • Through TH (4/29) Volunteer as an Ambassador and help collect donations at area restaurants participating in this year’s Dining Out for Life fundraising event. Info: 252-7489.

Health Programs Professional Help For Overshoppers/Overspenders (pd.) • Begins February/ March. Stop the pain of Overshopping/Overspending • Individual or group format • 10 session group beginning February/March • Discover triggers and what you’re really shopping for • Learn specific tools and strategies to end the

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• WEDNESDAYS, 1-2:30pm - Senior potluck, qigong and lecture. • THURSDAYS, 6-8pm - “Eat, drink and be merry.” Vegetarian meal, lecture and alternative health treatment. By donation. Henderson County Red Cross Red Cross holds classes in CPR and First Aid for infants, children and adults; Standard First Aid in Spanish; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid. Located at 203 Second Ave. East, Hendersonville. Info: 6935605. : Blood Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • TH (4/15), 9am-1:30pm - Fruitland Baptist Bible Institute, 1455 Gilliam Road, Hendersonville. All donors are entered to win a cruise for two. Info: 685-8886. • FR (4/16), 2-6:30pm - Valley Hill Fire Department, 1675 Willow Road, Hendersonville. All donors are entered to win a cruise for two. Info: 693-5605. • SA (4/17), 2pm - “CPR Made Simple” class. Learn the lifesaving skills of adult CPR, tour the facility and enjoy ice cream treats. Free. Call to register. • MO (4/19), 10am-2:30pm - Henderson Co. Red Cross Chapter, 203 Second Ave. East. All donors are entered to win a cruise for two and may enter a drawing for a get-away goodie bag. • TH (4/22), 1:30-6pm - First United Methodist Church, 204 6th Ave. West, Hendersonville. All donors are entered to win a cruise for two. Info: 693-4275. Lakeview Senior Center 401 S. Laurel Circle, Black Mountain. Info: 669-8610. • FRIDAYS (4/9 through 5/14), 2-4:30pm - “Living Healthy” workshop. Designed for people with one or more chronic conditions. Learn to manage pain and fatigue, increase fitness and self-confidence. Free. Living Healthy With a Chronic Condition • WE (4/14), 2-4:30pm - “Living Healthy” is a free, interactive workshop designed to help people manage a chronic condition, including pain, fatigue, depression and frustration. Improve and maintain health. At Pardee Rehab & Wellness Center. To register: 251-7438. Opportunity House Events Located at 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville. Info: 698-5517 or 692-0575. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8am - Low-cost medical testing with Linda Garren, RN of Hendersonville. No appointments necessary. Info: 692-0575.

Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • TH (4/15), 2-6:30pm - Francis Asbury UMC, 725 Asbury Road, Candler. Info: 665-3950. • TU (4/20), 10am-3pm - Montreat College, 310 Gaither Circle. Info: 669-8011 ext. 3536 • TH (4/22), 2:30-7pm - Trinity of Fairview, 276 Concord Road. Info: 6281188. Spring Mountain Community Center Located at 807 Old Fort Road, Fairview. Info: carolyns4kids@att.net. • MONDAYS, 7pm; WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 8:30am - Yoga. Bring a mat and blanket or towel. Improve your breathing, flexibility and stamina. $5-$7 donation per session. Step/Weights Class Free ongoing aerobics class with step, weights, resistance bands and stretches. Offered by Asheville Parks & Recreation to promote Asheville’s cardiovascular health. At Stephens-Lee Center (from S. Charlotte, turn on Max St. and go up the hill). Info: 350-2058. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Step/Weights Class ending with mat work (stretches, yoga & pilates). All levels.

Support Groups Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOAs continue “survival” behaviors they had as children, which no longer serve them as adults. Come learn how to grow in recovery and become the person you are meant to be through this 12-step fellowship. Info: 545-9648. • FRIDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meets at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-286-1326 or www. wnc-alanon.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 8-9pm - Newcomers meeting and discussion: West Asheville

Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Enter through parking lot door. Info: 225-0515. • WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - Al-Anon in West Asheville: Meeting at West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Rd., across from Ingles. Separate Newcomers’ Meeting meets also at 8pm. Info: 258-4799. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 242-6197. • FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of AlAnon is a gay-friendly support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 670-6277 (until 9pm). • FRIDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • FRIDAYS, 6:30pm - Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte and Macon. Beginners welcome. • SATURDAYS, Noon Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St., next to the library. Enter via side glass doors. • SUNDAYS, 5-6pm Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566. • MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Asheville Burn Survivor Support Group • 3rd SATURDAYS, 1-3pm - Open discussions related to all aspects of recovery from burn trauma, whether recent or a long time ago. Meets at Earth Fare South eating area, 1856 Hendersonville Road. Info: 298-5515 or www.wncburnsurvivor.com. Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective

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• MONDAYS, 7-9pm - Mutual aid in a world gone mad. Peer support, resources and discussion. At the YWCA, 185 South French Broad Ave. The Collective supports selfdetermination and choice for mental health and wellness. Everyone is welcome. Info: radmadasheville@theicarusproject.net. Beauty Through Cancer Provides programs and services for breast cancer patients and survivors in the WNC area. Located at 131 McDowell St., Suite 202, Asheville. Info: 252-8558 or info@beautythroughcancer. org. • 1st & 3rd MONDAYS, 5:307:00pm - Breast cancer support group. Inspire one another, share stories and listen to interesting speakers from the community. All female cancer patients, survivors and caregivers welcome. Bipolar and Depression Support Group • WEDNESDAYS, 6:308:30pm - Magnetic Minds meets at Mountain House, 225 E. Chestnut St., Asheville. Peer support, empowerment, recovery and advocacy. Info: 318-9179. C.L.O.S.E.R. Gay Support Group • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm Community Liason of Support Education and Reform. Weekly support group for GLBT community. Weekly meetings with varying subject matter, visiting guest speakers and social activities. Meets at the Cathedral of All Souls Episcopal Church meeting room. Info: 776-0109. Cancer Support Group for Caregivers • MONDAYS, 11am-Noon - Meetings at Jubilee, 46 Wall St., Asheville. Emotional support for family members of people experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394. Cancer Support Group for Women • MONDAYS, 1:30-3pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church. Emotional support for women experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394. DivorceCare • WEDNESDAYS (through 4/15), 6:15-7:30pm - A free seminar and support group for people who are separated or divorced. Each week a nationally recognized expert on divorce and recovery topics is heard. Meets at Mount Carmel Baptist Church, 201 Mount Carmel Road, Asheville. Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the sup-

port group. Info: 337-4685 or www.thecenternc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Focus is on positive peer support, coping skills and recovery tools. Led by licensed professionals. Free. HIV/AIDS Support Group Open support group for all who struggle with HIV/AIDS. Info: 252-7489, bannders2@ yahoo.com or www.wncap. org. • 1st & 3rd TUESDAYS, 67:30pm - Meeting. Jewish Family Services of WNC A program of the Asheville Jewish Community Center, 236 Charlotte St. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 12:30-2pm - Caregiver Support Group. This group offers family members and caregivers of any loved one to share experiences, receive information and develop coping skills in matters related to the issues of caregiving. Info: 253-0701, ext. 112 or lauren@jcc-asheville.org. MemoryCaregivers Network Support for caregivers of loved ones who suffer from dementia and Alzheimer’s. Info: 6459189 or 771-2219. • 1st TUESDAYS, 12:30-2pm - Meeting at Fletcher Calvary Episcopal Church. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 12:302pm - Meeting at New Hope Presbyterian Church. National Alliance on Mental Illness - Western Carolina Dedicated to improving the lives of persons with severe mental illnesses, including schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, clinical depression, OCD, PTSD and anxiety disorders. Free Connection Recovery Support Groups. Info: 5057353. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 8pm - Group meets at Mountainhouse, 225 E. Chestnut St. Overcomers Recovery Support Group • TUESDAYS, 7-8pm - A Christian-based 12-step recovery program. Provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with life-controlling problems such as alcohol, drugs, overeating, pornography, codependency, enabling. All are welcome. Info: rchovey@sos.spc-asheville.org. Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless noted.

• THURSDAYS, Noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899. • SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks & Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery mtg. Info: 686-8131. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Meth. Church, 2567 Asheville Hwy. (Hwy. 25). Open mtg. Info: 1-800-5804761. • MONDAYS, 6pm Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Open mtg. Info: 2778185. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am-Noon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari. Open BBSS mtg. Info: 280-2213. S-Anon For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803. • WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week. S-Anon Meetings S-Anon is a 12-step recovery program for partners, family and friends of sexaholics. We share our experience, strength and hope to help solve our common problems. Meetings held weekly in Asheville, Fletcher and Waynesville. Call confidential voice mail for information: 258-5117. • WEEKLY - Meetings. Sexaholics Anonymous SA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women recovering from compulsive patterns of lust, romance, destructive relationships, sexual thoughts or sexual behavior. Call confidential voice mail 681-9250 or e-mail saasheville@gmail. com. Info: www.orgsites. com/nc/saasheville/. • DAILY - Asheville meetings. SMART Recovery • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Self-Management and Recovery Training, a free, self-empowering, sciencebased mutual help group for abstaining from any substance or activity addiction, meets at Grace Episcopal Church on Merrimon Ave. Donations requested. Info: www.smartrecovery.org. Support Groups Sessions are led by Charlene Galvin, a board certified Chaplain. Love offering. Info: 329-3187 or chargalvin@ hotmail.com. • THURSDAYS, 10-11:30am - Living with Life Limiting Illness —- 1:30-3pm Caregivers Support Group. WNC Brain Tumor Support Welcomes family as well as the newly diagnosed and

longer-term survivors. Info: 691-2559 or www.wncbraintumor.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:158pm - Group meets at MAHEC, 501 Biltmore Ave., at the edge of the Mission Hospitals campus. Workaholic Anonymous (WA) Meetings Feeling rushed? Can’t get it all done? WA slogan: “Slow is beautiful and powerful. I move glacially.” Info: 2546484. Or try conference call meetings: Get times and numbers at www.workaholics-anonymous.org/page. php?page=_meetings. • TUESDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Asheville WA meeting at First Presbyterian Church, 40 Church St.

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Sports Groups & Activities ABRC Ladies Road Ride • MONDAYS, 6pm - Meet at Youngblood Bicycles, 233 Merrimon Ave. This is a ride for people with some experience who want to improve their group road-riding skills. Cue sheets are available at Youngblood. Info: 251-4686, wcoin13@thefhc.net or www. abrc.net. Asheville Aikikai Info: www.aikidonc.org or 258-1330. • WEEKLY - Women and men (ages 14 and up) are invited for advanced and beginning practice. Beginners are welcome anytime. $5. At 939 Riverside Drive. • TUESDAY & FRIDAYS, 5:30-6:15pm - Aikido class for children ages 8-14. $5. Asheville Kendo Club Dedicated to bringing quality Kendo to the Asheville area. Kendo, the Japanese Way of the Sword, emphasizes correct etiquette and posture. Kendo is not self-defense. Info: ashevillekendo@gmail. com. • FRIDAYS, 6-9pm Dedicated to bringing quality Kendo to the Asheville area. Kendo, the Japanese “Way of the Sword,” develops a person’s mind, posture and spirit through the principles of Japanese fencing. Kendo is not self-defense. Asheville Masters Swimming Competitive, fitness and triathlon swimmers welcome. Info: www.ashevillemasters.com • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 5:45-7:15am Practice at Asheville School.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:45-7:15am & SATURDAYS, 7-9am - Coached practices at Warren Wilson College. AUC Ultimate Frisbee Pickup • SUNDAYS, 2:30-4:30pm - Play ultimate frisbee with the Asheville Ultimate Community. Pickup is coed; all levels are welcome. Bring a dark and a light shirt, cleats and disc if you have them, and water. At Memorial Field (behind McCormick Stadium). Info: chris@ashevilleultimate.org. Disc Golf Check the kiosk at Richmond Hill Park for events and nearby tournaments. Info: 680-9626 or www.wncdiscgolf.com. • TUESDAYS, 3pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. Random draw for partners. Outdoor Climbing at the YMCA • Through (5/29), Noon-2pm - Outdoor climbing class for ages 6 and up at the YMCA Youth Services Center, 201 Beaverdam Road. Two climbs: $5/$20 family. Info: 253-4706. Pickleball It’s like playing ping pong on a tennis court. For all ages. $1 per session. Paddles and balls are provided. Info: 350-2058. • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Meets at Stephens-Lee Rec Center, 30 George Washington Carver St. (take S. Charlotte to Max St.). Pickup Soccer • Spoccer.com, a new soccer organization in Asheville (ABASA associated), is trying to bring some organization to pickup soccer in the area. If you are interested in playing, join the Asheville group at Spoccer.com. Info: www. spoccer.com/group/ashevillenc. Sports at UNCA Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public. Info: 251-6459. • WE (4/14), 1pm - UNCA Baseball vs. USC Upstate at McCormick Field. $5. • FR (4/16), 3pm - UNCA Baseball vs. Winthrop at McCormick Field. $5. • SA (4/17), 2pm - UNCA Baseball vs. Winthrop at McCormick Field. $5. • SU (4/18), 2pm - UNCA Baseball vs. Winthrop at McCormick Field. $5. Tai Chi for Seniors (all welcome) • WEDNESDAYS, Noon - A gentle class for beginners promoting balance, strength, flexibility and calm. Basic practices, no complex movements. Upstairs at the French Broad Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave., Asheville. $10. Info: 645-9579.

Kids A-B Tech’s Young Entrepreneurial Scholars (YES!) Camp • Through TH (4/15) - Applications for YES! summer day camp, a week-long program for rising high-school sophomores, juniors and seniors interested in business ownership, will be accepted. The course is free and will be held July 19 through 23 at A-B Tech, Enka site. Info: 254-1921, ext. 5849 or www. abtech.edu/sbc/yescamp.asp. At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.Sat., 10am-5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 211. Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure.org. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 4-5pm - Origami Folding Frenzy. From simple designs to complex creations, join us to learn about the Japanese art of paper-folding. Included with museum admission. • THURSDAYS, 10:3011:30am - Preschool Play Date. Interactive fun just for preschoolers led by museum facilitators. Free with admission. • SATURDAYS, 1-2pm - Experiment with science during Super Science Saturdays. Featuring hands-on activities led by museum facilitators, the programs are fun for all ages. Free with admission. • SA (4/17), 10am-2pm - Brownies Try-It Day: “Catch” your friends’ shadows. Combine simple household products and marvel at all the different colors you can make. Learn how to be a great friend with a little help from Clifford the Big Red Dog. $10/Brownie. Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • WEDNESDAYS, 3-4pm Video game group for youth. • THURSDAYS, 3-4pm Youth sports group. • FRIDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Cooking groups for youth and teens. • MONDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Music groups for youth and teens. • TUESDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Hiking groups for youth and teens. Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition/

performance info: 230-5778 or www.singasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:30-7:45pm - Children’s chorus rehearsal at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St., downtown Asheville. Events at Asheville Dance Revolution Located at 63 Brook St. Events are sponsored by the Cultural Development Group. Info: 277-6777. • SA (4/17), 6:30-10pm Youth Revolution Dance Party & Parents Night Out. Drop your children off for an ageappropriate dance party while you enjoy an evening out on the town. Games, pizza, music and prizes. $7 donation. Events for Kids at Spellbound Spellbound Children’s Bookshop is located at 19 Wall St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 232-2228 or www.spellboundchildrensbookshop.com. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am - Story time for ages 3-5 —- 3:30pm - Story time for ages 5-7. Hands On! Gallery This children’s gallery is located at 318 North Main St. in Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www. handsonwnc.org. • Through FR (4/30) - Make art out of recycled materials. What can you make out of paper towel rolls and egg cartons? A chance to generate discussion about different mediums of art, while also teaching about recycling. • FR (4/16) - Pajama Party Day. • SA (4/17), 10:30am - The Hendersonville Children’s Choir will sings songs from Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music. Dress-up attire is encouraged. Haywood County Public Library System The main branch is located at 678 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. The county system includes branches in Canton, Maggie Valley, Fines Creek and Cruso. Info: 4525169 or www.haywoodlibrary. org. • WEDNESDAYS, 11am - Family story time for children of all ages. Read books, sing songs, learn finger plays and more. Home School Happenings • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 1:302:30pm - Experience educational programming The Health Adventure way with monthly Home School Happenings. Programs are available for various grade levels. $7/child. Kids Fishing Tournament

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Spirituality 1 Day Class • Sunday, April 18 • Reiki I (pd.) 8 CE’s for LMT’s. • Also open to the public. $160. • $135, early registration, by April 9. • 50% Deposit. • Hendersonville, NC. • Registration/Information: Cathy Oaks: (828) 242-2536. cat@BlastAlive.com www. BlastAlive.com 2 Day Class • May 2-3 • Reiki II (pd.) 14 CE’s for LMTs. Also open to the public. $260. • Early registration by April 25, $235. • 50% Deposit. Hendersonville, NC. • Registration/information: Cathy Oaks: (828) 242-2536. cat@BlastAlive.com • www. BlastAlive.com Air • Water • Metal • Earth • Fire! Begins April 10 (pd.) Teachings designed to give you a clear and indepth understanding of the 5 elements. Using altars to discover a set of practical steps to enrich your natural self. • $145/five sessions or $30/session. • Location: Earth Green Medicine Lodge.

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Registration/information: (828) 284-0975. www.mayanrecordkeeper.com Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA. (828)258-3229. Tuesday Afternoons • Study • Meditation • Great Tree Zen Temple (pd.) Study: 3:30pm • Meditation: 5:30pm. 679 Lower Flat Creek Road, Alexander. Love offering. More information: 645-2085 or www.greattreetemple.org A Course in Miracles Class/ Discussion Group • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meets in N. Hendersonville. Info: 242-2536. All Saints Anglican Church Located at 15 McDowell Road, Mills River. The 1928 Book of Common Prayer is used. Info: 891-7216. • SUNDAYS, 8:30am - Holy Eucharist —- 9:45am Christian Education —- 11am - Holy Eucharist. Call for information on other weekly services. An Evening Gathering with Malidoma Patrice Some’ • SA (4/17), 7-10pm - An evening of drumming, dancing, connecting, sharing and a public talk with African elder, author and Shaman Malidoma Some’. Meet at the Rites of Passage Council Medicine Lodge, 12 miles NW of Asheville. $30. Info: ritesofpassagecouncil@mindspring. com. Asheville Center for Transcendental Meditation/An Evening of Knowledge Transcend the busy, active mind—effortlessly—for peace, bliss and full awakening of creative intelligence. The most effective, extensively researched meditation. Revitalizes mind/body, relieves worry and anxiety, improves brain functioning. Free Introduction. Info: 254-4350 or www.meditationasheville. org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:158:15pm - Introductory Talk: Access your deepest intelligence; compare meditation techniques; explore higher states of consciousness and total brain functioning; and learn about Scientific findings on TM’s health benefits. Held at 165 E. Chestnut St. Asheville Meditation Center Classes are held at the Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted. Info: 505-2300 or www.meditateasheville.org.

• THURSDAYS, 6:30-7:30pm - Meditation Circle. Donations accepted. Awakening Practices Study the works of Eckhart Tolle and put words into action through meditation and discussion. Info: Trey@ QueDox.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets at the EnkaCandler Library meeting room. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Coop. April’s theme: “How to Solve Our Anger Problems.” Suggested donation: $8/$4 students & seniors. Info: 7795502 or www.meditation-innorthcarolina.org. • WE (4/14), 7:15pm - “Why We Get Angry.” • WE (4/21), 7:15pm “Learning to Accept Ourselves and Others.” Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living meets at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.org. • WE (4/14), 6-7:30pm - Peggy Rowe, co-author of Love’s Garden, A Guide to Mindful Relationships, will give a Dharma talk. • 3rd SUNDAYS, 8am - Japanese-style Zen service followed by informal tea. Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 252-0538 or www.ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners. Ethical Society of Asheville A humanistic, religious and educational movement inspired by the ideal that the supreme aim of human life is working to create a more humane society. Meetings are held at the Botanical Garden’s Visitors Center, 151 W. T. Weaver Blvd. All are welcome. Info: 687-7759 or www. aeu.org. • SU (4/18), 2-3:30pm “Mental Illness in the U.S.: Am I My Brother/Sister’s Keeper?” will be presented by James Pitts, Ph.D. There will be a discussion period following the presentation and time for informal conversation.

Global Heart Meditation • 3rd FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - Prayer is the single most powerful force in the Universe. Join with others to collectively radiate our coherent heart energy to support global consciousness of Oneness. At CSLAsheville, 2 Science of Mind Way. Love offering. Info: 231-7638 or 242-3133. Hare Krsna Sunday Feast Meets above the French Broad Food Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave. Info: www.highthinkingsimpleliving.org or 506-2987. • Select SUNDAYS, 6-8pm - An evening of bhajans, class on the Bhagavad-Gita and a vegetarian feast. Everyone welcome. Refer to the Web site or call for dates. Highland Wild Coven Open Court meetings for Wiccans now open. Combines traditional wisdom with contemporary insights and exploration. Walk the Hidden Path and honor Divinity within and without. Info: 582-4759 or www.highlandwilde.org. • MONTHLY - Meets on the Fridays closest to the New Moon. Land of the Sky United Church of Christ Located at Westminster Presbyterian Church, 15 Overbrook Place, in East Asheville. • SUNDAYS, 9:15am Women-led, justice-focused, family-friendly, and open to all. Worship with Land of the Sky UCC. An unconditional church. Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 2583241 or www.billwalz.com. • SA (4/24), 2-5:30pm - Spring Satsang. Meditation and personal consciousness development discussion at the Friends Meeting House with Bill Walz. Start with a gentle yoga warm-up. Bring questions about personal, psychological and spiritual development or e-mail them in advance: healing@billwalz. com. Donation. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation. Mother Grove Events Info: 230-5069, info@ mothergroveavl.org or www. mothergroveavl.org. • MONDAYS - Book discussion group, facilitated by Antiga, on the book The Creation of Patriarchy by Gerda Lemer. Info: 285-9927. Mountain Zen Practice Center

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19) Photons work hard to get from the heart of the sun to the surface. They can take up to 160,000 years to complete the 400,000+-mile journey. And yet once Earth-bound photons get topside, they travel the 93-million-mile distance to our planet in just over eight minutes. I foresee a metaphorically similar situation unfolding in your life in the coming weeks. A development that has been a long time in the making will accelerate tremendously in its last phase of ripening.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Taurus genius Irving Berlin (1888-1989) has been called the greatest songwriter who ever lived. Among his 1,500 compositions were iconic tunes like “God Bless America” and “White Christmas,” as well as scores for 18 Hollywood movies and 19 Broadway shows. And yet he never learned to read or write music. Was he embarrassed about his handicap? Not at all. He even bragged about it. He felt that having such a minimal grasp of the conventions of songwriting was an advantage, giving him the freedom to be extraordinarily original. Is there any way in which you’re like Irving Berlin, Taurus? Do you have a seeming limitation that is actually an aid to your creativity and uniqueness? Celebrate it this week.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

“Every changed circumstance contains opportunities, which accrue to the first people to recognize them,” wrote poet Charles Potts. “Since circumstances are in constant flux, there is a steady stream of opportunities. Learn to spot them and make them your own.” I offer you this advice, Gemini, because you’ll soon be in a prime position to derive great benefit from it. If you tweak your attitude just right — aligning your novelty receptors to be on high alert — the clattering commotion of metamorphosis that’s headed your way will bring with it a bustling welter of unforeseen openings.

intervening years, my anger at injustice has broadened and deepened. I’ve lent my rebel yells to hundreds of righteous causes. But in 2006, I decided to shift my approach. Instead of fighting every single abuse that incited my ire, I chose three to concentrate on: the obscene militarism of the American government, the extreme financial disparities between the rich and poor, and the environmental degradations caused by corporations and corporate culture. Since then, my crusading energy has been more focused and effective, and my general mood has brightened. I recommend you consider a similar change, Leo. It’s an excellent time for you to give more of your passion to fewer causes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Do you remember the monster that sometimes lived under your bed when you were a kid? Recently it found its way back to you, and has been spending time in your closet. It’s not as frightening as it used to be, and I’m not alarmed by its return. In fact, I think it has an important message for you that would be valuable to discover. I encourage you to invite it out for a conversation. As you might suspect, as soon as it delivers its crazy wisdom, it will leave you in peace.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Present the following dare to a person or persons with whom you would like to go deeper: “You think you know me, but you really know just a tantalizing fraction. Would you like to experience the rest of the story?” And if anyone expresses interest, take him or her on a magical tour they won’t forget. Reveal the sides of you that are too mysteriously interesting to show the general public, or too intimate to reveal to anyone you don’t trust, or so potent they might intimidate those who don’t have a lot of self-possession.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

First the negatives: Don’t be a martyr to what you’ve won. Don’t let your success oppress you. Don’t become a slave to the useful role you’ve earned. Don’t neglect your own needs as you serve the needs of those who admire you for what you give. Now let’s try a more positive way to frame the challenges ahead of you: Keep questioning whether the fruits of your victories are still enjoyable and fulfilling to you. Make sure the triumphs of the past don’t get in the way of the potential triumphs of the future. Find out how your success may need to evolve. Push beyond what’s good and head in the direction of what’s great.

In North America, California Condors are the biggest flying birds that live on land. Their wingspans are up to ten feet. Once sacred to certain Native Americans, these members of the vulture family can live for 60 years and soar as high as 15,000 feet. But they came close to extinction in the 20th century, mostly because of human activity. In 1987, conservationists intervened. In the hope of replenishing the population in captivity, they captured every last one of the 22 remaining wild condors. Painstaking efforts gradually yielded results, and today there are 348 birds, including 187 in the wild. I bring this to your attention, Scorpio, because I believe now is an excellent time to begin a project to save your own metaphorical version of an “endangered species.”

My rage against the machine began early. I joined my first protest march at age 15, led a boycott at 17, and was tear-gassed by cops at a demonstration when I was 18. In the

According to Us Weekly, baseball star Alex Rodriguez owns two paintings of himself in which he’s portrayed as half-man, half-horse. This is an excellent time for you to be inspired

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

by his example. Gazing at a picture of a mythical centaur who looks like you would speak to your subconscious mind in just the right way. Bypassing your rational ego, that stirring icon would animate and cultivate the wise animal in you. It would stimulate the sweet spot where your physical vitality overlaps your visionary intelligence. Do you know anyone who could Photoshop this powerful image for you?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Here’s my startling prediction: More Capricorn spiritual seekers will become enlightened in the next five weeks than in any comparable period of history. Hell, there’ll be so much infinity mixed with eternity available for your tribe that even a lot of you non-seekers could get a lightning bolt of illumination or two. That’s not to say that you have to accept the uplifting revelations, or even tune in to them, for that matter. If you’d prefer to ignore the sacred hubbub and go about your practical business without having to hassle with the consequences of a divine download, that’s fine.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Can you imagine what it would be like to venture into the opposite of the Bermuda Triangle? You know, a zone where wonderfully odd things occur rather than bad strange things? I think that such a place exists, and I think you’ll soon find it. The luck that unfolds for you will be a blend of dumb and brilliant. The discoveries you make may be useless on the outside but valuable on the inside. Lost keys may reappear and missing links will materialize out of nowhere. Here’s the piece de resistance: An apparent memory of the future could provide a secret passageway to a previously hidden enclave that contains “magic garbage.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

In honor of the new identity you’re evolving into, I hereby give you the nickname of “Miracle Player,” or else — if you like one of these better — “Sleek Cat” or “Giant Step” or “Fate Whisperer.” You may hereafter also use any of the following titles to refer to yourself: “CEO of My Own Life” or “Self-Teacher of Jubilance and Serenity” or “Fertile Blur of Supple Strength.” Feel free, as well, to anoint your head with pure organic virgin olive oil, fashion a crown for yourself out of roses and shredded masks, and come up with a wordless sound that is a secret sign you’ll give to yourself whenever you need to remember the marvelous creature you are on your way to becoming.

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Exploring the ‘how’ of moment by moment peace, joy and freedom through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Info and orientation times: www.mountainzen. org or 450-3621. • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meditation and discussion. Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings are dynamic and diverse and range from topics such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 206-2009. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. “Navigating by Synchronicity” • FR (4/16), 7-9pm - A workshop with author Robert Moss. Learn how “to get guidance on life issues by playing synchronicity games like putting our questions to the world.” Held at Jubilee! Community Church, 46 Wall St. $20. To register: 2747085. Psychic Development Class • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Develop your intuition in a stress-free environment. Everyone will have an opportunity to read and to be read. Love donation accepted. Info: 255-8304. Shambhala Meditation Center of Asheville Every human being has fundamental goodness, warmth and intelligence. This nature can be cultivated through meditation and in daily life, so that it radiates out to others. Visitors welcome. Free meditation instruction at 19 Westwood Pl., W. Asheville. Info: www. shambhala.org/center/asheville or 490-4587. • THURSDAYS, 6-6:45pm & SUNDAYS, 10am-Noon - Public meditation. Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Receive initiation into Sri Swamiji’s one-hour meditation technique. One-hour of silent meditation followed by Bhajans (devotional singing). Fairview location directions: 299-3246. Info: www.shivabalamahayogi.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm “Silent Meditation.” Free. Transmission Meditation Group Join in this meditation group for personal and spiritual growth, as well as the healing and transformation of the planet. Info: 318-8547. • SUNDAYS, 2pm Meditation. Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville

Located at the corner of Charlotte St. & Edwin Pl. Info: 254-6001 or www.uuasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:15am & 11:15am - Services and Children’s Programs. Unity Cafe Looking for a change from the usual Sunday service? Spiritual conversation and sharing, music, meditation, coffee and pastry. Info: 6450514, 676-6070 or unitycafe. org. • 1st, 3rd & 5th SUNDAYS, 10am-Noon - Greenlife Grocery Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync.net. • WE (4/14), 7pm - Connie Shoemaker will present the documentary film Soul Masters, which chronicles the Soul Healing work as witnessed by an American filmmaker. A Q&A and brief session on Soul Healing will follow. Love offering. • SU (4/18), 12:45pm - Friendship Potluck. Please bring a dish to share. Waynesville Creative Thought Center Located at 741 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Info: 4569697, waynesvilleCTC@aol. com or www.mountainshops. com/ctc. • THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Zumba fitness classes with Ann Parsons. Love offering. • MONDAYS & THURSDAYS, Noon-1pm - Qi Gong, Yoga and Pilates with Kim May. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 2-3:30pm & WEDNESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Chakra-balancing meditation and oneness blessings with Margie Brockmiller and Donna Webster. Love offering. Windhorse Zen Community Meditation, Dharma talks, private instruction available Tuesday and Thursday evenings, residential training. Teachers: Lawson Sachter and Sunya Kjolhede. Main center: 580 Panther Branch, Alexander. City center: 12 Von Ruck Court. Call for orientation. Info: 645-8001 or www. windhorsezen.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30-11am - Meditation, chanting and a Dharma talk. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meditation and chanting. • FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm Meditation and chanting at the City Center.

Women’s Pagan Chanting/ Meditation Circle • SUNDAYS, 6-8pm - Like to chant but the words don’t fit your Pagan heart? Seeking women interested in creating devotional chants to the Goddess, toning and meditation? Info: 298-8321 or faerie48@hotmail.com. Womyn in Ceremony Co-create a sacred circle of women where we will connect, share, dream and experience inner awarenesses and empowerment. Each Circle “stands alone.” Meets 12 miles NW of Asheville. By donation. Info: www. RitesofPassageCouncil.com/ theresa. • SUNDAYS, 3:45-6pm - Gathering. Xuanfa Dharma Center of Asheville • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Practice followed by a short DVD screening. Free. Call for directions: 255-4741. Zen Center of Asheville A Soto Zen Temple in downtown Asheville offering zazen instruction, weekly lectures and a regular sitting schedule. Info: www.zcasheville.org. • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS - Sittings in the mornings. Also, on Wed. evenings before lecture.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 310 ART Gallery Located at Riverview Station, 191 Lyman St., #310, in Asheville’s River Arts District. Info: 776-2716 or www.310art.com. • Through FR (4/30) - Going Solo, original abstract and abstracted landscape paintings by Kathy Hemes. American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk. com. • Through FR (4/23) - Sexy Pottery explores the work of seven regional contemporary potters: Daniel Johnston, Kim Ellington, Michael Kline, Liz Sparks, Kyle Carpenter, Michael Hunt and Naomi Dalglish. • Through TH (4/15) - Work by Amanda Riddle will be on display in the Oui-Oui Gallery. Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. • Through TU (5/11) - The In-Betweens, plexiglass and plastic sculptures by UNCA senior Nicolette Carter-Yates, will be on display in Owen Hall, Second Floor Gallery.

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• Through WE (4/28) Selected Drawings, an exhibition by Asheville artist Heather Lewis, will be on display in Blowers Gallery. • TH (4/15), 4:30-6pm - Opening reception for Black Mountain College: A Radical Vision, historic photographs on display at Ramsey Library. • FR (4/16), 6-8pm - Opening reception for Alter Egos: Illustrations of the Inner Self, pastel drawings by UNCA senior Theresa Burden, at Owen Hall Second Floor Gallery. Art on Depot 250 Depot St., Waynesville. Info: 246-0218 or www. artondepot.com. • Through FR (4/30) - An exhibition of paintings by Patrick Schneider will be on display. Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 14pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www. acofhc.org. • Through SA (5/1) - Mentors & Students will be on display. • FR (4/9) through SA (5/1) - Vision 2010/Artists of Tomorrow, an exhibition featuring the works of highschool and middle-school children, will be on display. • FR (4/16), 5:30-7pm - Awards reception for Vision 2010/Artists of Tomorrow. Asheville Area Arts Council AAAC is located at 11 Biltmore Ave. Info: 258-0710 or www. ashevillearts.com. • FR (4/16) through MO (5/17) - Paintings by Suzanne Shaffer and photographs by Bruce Siulinski will be on display at the Hilton Hotel in Biltmore Park. • FR (4/16), 5-8pm - Opening reception for an exhibition by Suzanne Shaffer and Bruce Siulinski at the Hilton Hotel in Biltmore Park. Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/ Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org. • Through SU (7/11) - Nouns: Children’s Book Artists Look at People, Places and Things. • Through SU (5/9) - Lorna Blaine Halper: The Space Between will be on display in Holden Community Gallery. • Through SU (7/18) - Limners to Facebook: Portraiture from the 19th to the 21st Century. Asheville Gallery of Art

A co-op gallery representing 29 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegallery-of-art.com. • Through FR (4/30) Chasing the Light, featuring pastels by Lorraine Plaxico. Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open Mon.-Thurs., 11am-5pm, and Fri. & Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com. • Through FR (4/30) - Feature wall artist: August Hoerr, drawings. New paintings by Peter Alberice. Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Info: 6690930 or www.blackmountainarts.org. • Through FR (4/23) - Annual Emerging Artists exhibit, featuring work by students in the art classes at BMCA taught by Bob Travers, as well as work by Travers. Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484, bmcmac@ bellsouth.net or www.blackmountaincollege.org. • Through SA (6/12) - The Tutelary Years of Ray Johnson (1943-1967). Blue Spiral 1 The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am6pm. Info: 251-0202 or www. bluespiral1.com. • Through SA (6/26) - The Golden Circle: SE Alaska and The Yukon, landscape paintings by Robert Johnson —- Habitat: Wood, Water and Glade, interpretations of wildlife and natural surroundings by various artists —- Ceramics by Shoko Teruyama —- curiosities, works incorporating found objects, text and fragmented relics by various artists —- Regional landscapes by Peggy N. Root —- Porcelain vessels and wall-mounted tiles by Vicki Grant. Center For Craft, Creativity and Design Located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Road. in Hendersonville. Info: 890-2050 or www.craftscreativitydesign.org. • TH (4/15) through FR (8/13) - In Sunshine or In Shadow, an exhibition of works by students from UNCA, WCU, Appalachian State University

and Haywood Community College. • TH (4/15), 4-6pm - Opening reception for In Sunshine or In Shadow. Crimson Laurel Gallery Info: 688-3599 or www.crimsonlaurelgallery.com. • Through WE (6/30) - Containment, a group exhibition of ceramic boxes. Echo Gallery 8 Town Square Blvd., Suite 160, Biltmore Park in Asheville. Hours: Thurs.-Sun., Noon-6pm. Info: www.echoasheville.com or 687-7761. • FR (4/16) through SU (5/30) - Threads, an exhibition featuring works by fiber artists Jen Swearington, Libby and Jim Mijanovich and Barbara Zaretsky, among others. • FR (4/16), 5-8pm - Opening reception for Threads. Events At Folk Art Center The center is located on the Blue Ridge Parkway at milepost 382 (just north of the Hwy 70 entrance in East Asheville). Open daily from 9am-6pm. Info: 298-7928 or www.craftguild.org. • Through SU (5/2) - Charles Counts: A Retrospective Exhibition will be on display. Grovewood Gallery Located at 111 Grovewood Road, Asheville. Info: 2537651 or www.grovewood. com. • SA (4/10) through SA (6/26) - Remarking the Elements, an exhibit featuring mixed-metal sculptures by N.C. artist Gretchen Lothrop. Haen Gallery Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon5pm. Info: 254-8577 or www. thehaengallery.com. • Through FR (4/30) - Inland Empire (Part III), an exhibition of landscape paintings by Francis Di Fronzo. Penland School of Crafts A national center for craft education dedicated to helping people live creative lives. Info: www.penland.org or 765-2359. • Through SU (5/9) - Artist, Educator, Mentor, Rascal: Dolph Smith and Friends. Celebrating book arts instructor Dolph Smith’s years of teaching. Studio 103 Fine Art Gallery Located at 103 West St., Black Mountain. Info: 357-8327 or www.studio103fineartgallery.com. • Through WE (4/28) Paintings by Chris Milk will be on display. Thomas Kinkade Gallery Located at 10 Biltmore Plaza, Asheville. Info: 277-0850.

• MO (4/12) through FR (4/16) - Artwork by Veritas Christian Academy students, grades PreK-12, will be on display. • FR (4/16), 7-9pm - Awards night. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org. • Through FR (4/23) Transylvania County Student Art Show. Upstairs Artspace Contemporary nonprofit gallery at 49 S. Trade St. in Tryon. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-5pm and by appointment. Info: 859-2828 or www.upstairsartspace.org. • FR (4/16) through SA (5/29) - Equine Expressions, celebrating the noble horse, and Seduction: Layered Interpretations, paintings and an installation that suggest temptation. WCU Exhibits Unless otherwise noted, exhibits are held at the Fine Art Museum, Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-4pm & Sat., 1-4pm. Suggested donation: $5 family/$3 person. Info: 227-2553 or www. fineartmuseum.wcu.edu. • Through WE (5/5) - Pieces from the Art Students’ League 2010 exhibit and a competition to create a portrait of a former WCU instructor will be on display. • Through SA (5/8) - Josefina Niggli portrait exhibit. Info: 227-2786. • Through SA (5/8) - System + Structure, School of Art and Design biennial faculty exhibit. Woolworth Walk The gallery is located at 25 Haywood St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-9234. • TH (4/1) through TH (4/29) - Motive, paintings by Douglas Lail, will be on display in the F.W. Front Gallery.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • Through MO (5/31) - On Earth’s Furrowed Brow: The Appalachian Farm in Photographs, an exhibit by Tim Barnwell, will be on display in the Education Center Gallery. Art at West Asheville Library • Through MO (5/31) - Mimi Harvey, West Asheville artist, will exhibit her paintings in

acrylic, oil, watercolor and pastel for adults and art prints for children in the community room of the West Asheville Library, 942 Haywood Road. Info: 250-4750. Art League of Henderson County The ALHC meets and shows exhibits at the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. (25N) in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 6987868 or www.artleague.net. • SU (4/11) through TH (5/6) - As I See It, an exhibit by watercolor and oil artist Sandra Gates. Grand Bohemian Gallery Located at the Grand Bohemian Hotel in Biltmore Village, 11 Boston Way. Info: www.bohemianhotelasheville. com or 505-2949. • Through TH (4/15) - An exhibition by Stefano Cecchini, Italian wildlife artists, will be on display. • SA (4/17) through MO (5/17) - Decorative works by Canadian artist Stefan Horik will be on display. • SA (4/17), 6-9pm - Artist reception for Stefan Horik. Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave. between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 225-5509 or www.pushtoyproject.com. • FR (4/9) through TU (5/4) - Perpetual Existence, new works by Naaman and Heather McCabe Jones.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Drawing and Painting Classes At The Island Studios (pd.) Ongoing classes and workshops in drawing and painting the figure, portrait, landscape, and more. Classical to Impressionism. Newly renovated studios. (864) 201-9363. www.theislandstudios.com Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/ Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org. • TH (4/15), 6pm - Join the ARTmob for an artist talk and chocolate screenprint with Andy Farkas at the French Broad Chocolate Lounge. $5 at the door, includes a glass of wine. • FR (4/16), Noon-1pm - Art Break: Nouns: Children’s Book Artists Look at People, Places and Things with Patricia Glazener, Children’s Librarian, Buncombe County Public Libraries. • SU (4/18), 2-4pm - Spring Family Art pARTy. Free for the family. Come make art.

Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am1pm - Arts group for adults. Events at HandMade in America Located at 125 S. Lexington Ave. Info: 252-0121. • TH (4/22), 4:30-6:30pm - Event update and social hour. View preliminary design models and artists showcase rooms, learn about event scheduling, meet board and staff and more. RSVP by April 19: 230-3977. Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org. • SU (4/18), 4:30-6pm - “Artists Mingle.” For artists interested in participating in the fifth annual Haywood Open Studios Tour in Oct. Haywood County Quilt Trails Project • Applications are now available for the Haywood County Quilt Trails project. To request an application: info@ haywoodarts.org, 452-0593, www.haywoodarts.org or stop by the Haywood County Arts Council at 86 N. Main St., Waynesville. Meet the Artist • TU (4/20), 6:30pm - A reception for Lois Griffel, plein air Impressionist painter and former director of the Cape Cod School of Art, will be held in the Lodge of Laurel Ridge in Black Mountain. Free. Sponsored by the Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League. Info: 669-0823. Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal.info@ gmail.com or www.svfal.org. • THURSDAYS, Noon-3pm - Experimental Art Group. Experimental learning and sharing water-media techniques and collage. $20 for four sessions or $6/session. • FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - Open studio for figure drawing. Small fee for model. • MONDAYS, Noon-3pm - Open studio for portrait painting. Small fee for model. Talks & Presentations at WCU These public lectures, readings and events at Western

Carolina University in Cullowhee are free unless otherwise noted. Info: 227-2303. • WE (4/14), 4pm Printmaker Charles Jones will speak about his work in room 130 of the Fine and Performing Arts Center. Info: 227-3881. Tryon Fine Arts Center The gallery is at 34 Melrose Ave. in Tryon. Open Mon.-Fri., 9am-Noon & 1:30-4pm; Sat., 9am-1pm. Info: 859-8322 or www.tryonarts.org • TH (4/22), 6:30-8:30pm Explore drumming around the world with River Guerguerian. $7 adults/$4 students. WNC Knitters and Crocheters for Others This group meets monthly in Black Mountain and Fletcher/ Arden to create handmade items for donation to local charities while enjoying fellowship and swapping ideas and patterns. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 1-3pm - Black Mountain group meets at Highland Farms, Building GH in Upper Core Room. Info: 669-0680. • 3rd MONDAYS, 7-9pm - Fletcher/Arden group meets at the Unity Center, 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road. Info: 654-9788.

Spoken & Written Word Asheville Storytelling Circle A nonprofit dedicated to excellence in the oral tradition that affirms various cultures through storytelling, and nourishes the development of emerging and established artists. Guests and new members always welcome. Info: 274-1123. • 3rd MONDAYS, 7pm Tellers and listeners are invited to come to Asheville Terrace Lobby, 200 Tunnel Road. Attention WNC Mystery Writers WNC Mysterians critique and discussion group. For serious mystery/suspense/thriller writers. Info: 712-5570 or wncmysterians.org. • TH (4/15), 6pm - Meeting at 121 Alabama Ave., W. Asheville. Blue Ridge Parkway Poetry Contest • Through FR (4/23) - The first annual Blue Ridge Parkway Poetry Contest. Celebrate the Parkway in poetry. Submit poems to poetrycontest@ashevillewordfest. org and $5/poem entry fee through the Web site’s Paypal link at www.ashevillewordfest. org. Winners will read at Wordfest. Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked

by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n EC = Enka-Candler Library (1404 Sandhill Road, 2504758) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 250-6484) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 250-6486) n WV = Weaverville Library (41 N. Main Street, 250-6482) n Library storyline: 250KIDS. • TH (4/15), 7pm - Book Club: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz. SW —- 7pm - Book Club: Five Smooth Stones by Ann Fairbairn. FV. • FR (4/16), 10am-5pm & SA (4/17), 10am-4pm - Used Book Sale. EC. • FR (4/16), 4-5:30pm - “Retro Revamp,” with the Teen Awesome Group. Bring old vinyl records, magazines, T-shirts and create stylish works of art. WV. • TU (4/20), 7pm - Book Club: Death of a Poison Pen by by M.C. Beaton. BM —6:30pm - Bilingual Bedtime Storytime. WV —- 2pm - Book Club: Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Alison. NA —— 6-8pm - Sit and Knit. WV. • WE (4/21), 4-5pm - School Age Book Club: “Every Day is Earth Day.” Learn how to help protect the earth and make a cool craft with recycled materials.WV —- 5-7pm - Library Knitters meet. SW. Call to Writers • New online lit journal, Blue Lotus Review, now accepting year-round submissions. Info: www.bluelotusreview.com. Events at Asheville School Located at 360 Asheville School Road. Info: 254-6345. • TH (4/22), 7:15pm - Renowned journalist and writer David Brooks will give a lecture, followed by a Q&A period, in the Walker Arts Center’s Graham Theater. Free. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com. • WE (4/14), 7pm - Literary Trivia Night hosted by Lauren, Seth and Stella Harr. • TH (4/15), 5pm - Women on Words: A poetry circle for women —- 7pm - Stitch-NBitch. Bring a project and talk shop with fiber artist Stacey Budge-Kamison —- 7pm - Historian Robert Moss will discuss his book Dreamgates. • FR (4/16), 7pm - Drew Perry will read from and sign

copies of his book This is Just Exactly Like You. • SA (4/17), 3pm - Tim Johnston will read from and sign copies of his short-story collection Irish Girl —- 7pm - Ann B. Ross will read from and sign copies of her book Miss Julia Renews Her Vows. • SU (4/18), 1-3pm Bertrand Hudnall will offer consultations for students and parents who purchase a copy of Cutting Though the Chaos of College Admissions —- 3pm - Writers at Home: Readings by Margaret Abruzzi and Leni Zumas. • TU (4/20), 7pm - Girls on the Run panel discussion. Come learn about this nonprofit dedicated to teaching self-respect and healthy living. Events at Spellbound Spellbound Children’s Bookshop is located at 19 Wall St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 232-2228 or spellboundbooks@netzero. com. • SA (4/17), 1-3pm - Hope Larson will discuss her book Mercury, a graphic novel for teens. A piece of original artwork from the book will be given as a door prize. Haywood County Public Library System The main branch is located at 678 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. The county system includes branches in Canton, Maggie Valley, Fines Creek and Cruso. Info: 4525169 or www.haywoodlibrary. org. • WEDNESDAYS, 1:30pm - Ready 4 Learning. A story time designed for 4 and 5-year-olds with a focus on kindergarten readiness. This story time runs Sept.-May. • THURSDAYS, 11am - Movers & Shakers. This story time for active 2 and 3year-olds incorporates dance, physical activity, songs and age-appropriate books. • TUESDAYS, 11am - Family story time at the Fines Creek Branch Library. We will read books, tell stories, learn songs and finger plays, and do a simple craft. Info: 627-0146. • TUESDAYS, 11:15am - Family story time for children of all ages at the Canton Branch Library. We will read books, listen to songs, and learn finger plays. Info: 6482924. Osondu Booksellers All events are held at Osondu, 184 North Main St., Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: 456-8062 or www.osondubooksellers.com. • TH (4/15), 6:30pm - “Spirit Seekers” Book Club led by Allison Best-Teague. New members welcome. • SA (4/17), 1pm - Kathryn Magendie will read from her

League of Women Voters presents a

candidate forum for the May 4 primary election Meet the candidates for NC Senate, NC House, Superior Court Judge and Buncombe Co. Sheriff FREE and open to the public. Wed., April 21 at the NCCCR - Reuter Center, UNC-Asheville. 6-7 p.m. meet and greet. 7:15-8:30 p.m. question-and-answer forum for congretional candidates. Sponsored by Mountain Xpress, Children First, the Reuter Center, Leadership Asheville Forum, LWV Henderson County, Common Cause and River Link

For more Information: 686-8281

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book Waves of Grace —6:30pm - Singer-songwriter Mackenzie Wilson will perform in the cafe. • MO (4/19), 6:30pm - Nonfiction Book Club: American Gothic by Steven Biel and Grant Wood.

POETS Express Yourself • FR (4/16), 7-9pm - Souled Out Productions will host an open mic for poets. Perform, read or recite poetry. Light refreshments served. Free. At Westside Clippers in Asheville. Sign up at 7pm. Info: 7135352. Women’s Book Club Wanted: Passionate readers. This feminist, intellectual group reads fiction, science, sociology, classics and world literature. All female lifelong readers interested in fellowship, support, intellectual stimulation, food and conversation, e-mail ashevillebook@yahoo.com or visit http://groups.yahoo. com/group/awbc/. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Book Club meeting. Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 2548111 or www.twwoa.org. • Through FR (4/30) - Poetry Contest. Multiple entries are accepted. Poems should not

exceed two pages. $20/$15 members.

Food Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • FRIDAYS, 10:30am-1pm Cooking groups for adults. Events at Westgate Earth Fare Located at 66 Westgate Pkwy. • SU (4/18), 4-6pm - Asheville’s Raw Food Community presents LA celebrity raw food chef and author of “Raw Food for Real People.” Chef Rod Rotondi will speak about the benefits of a raw foods lifestyle and getting started. Waynesville Recreation Center Located at 550 Vance St. in Waynesville. Info: 456-2030 or recoutdoorprograms@ townofwaynesville.org. • WE (4/21), 11am-2pm Learn to cook Cuban food. For people of all ages. $24/$30 nonmembers. Call to register.

Festivals & Gatherings 50th Anniversary Celebration of Botanical Gardens at Asheville • SU (4/18), 2-5pm Asheville’s urban native plant preserve hosts a 50th anniversary celebration with tours of the gardens, food, beverages, music and a silent auction. The community is invited. $10/Free to BGA members. Info: www.AshevilleBotanicalG ardens.org. Celebration Israel A festival in honor of Israel’s birthday, featuring Israeli food, a Jerusalem market, Israeli music and dancing, arts and crafts, children’s activities and more. Info: 253-0701. • SU (4/18), 11am-5pm - Congregation Beth Israel, 229 Murdock Ave., will host a family-friendly festival of Israeli culture. Headlining band: Skinny Legs and All. HATCH Asheville A mentoring festival for the creative industries featuring world-renowned artists. There will be panels, workshops, keynote speakers, exhibits, film screenings, performances, receptions, networking parties and more. For a schedule of events and more info: www.hatchasheville.org.

• TH (4/15) through SU (4/18) - HATCH Asheville. Spring Mountain Community Center Located at 807 Old Fort Road, Fairview. Info: carolyns4kids@att.net. • Through SA (5/8), 10am2pm - “The Cottages of Spring Mountain,” a festival to enable cottage industries to display and/or sell their wares or services. Farm goods, arts & crafts, collectibles, used items and services welcome. Plus, food and children’s activities. $10 per space. Free entry. Trillium-A Festival of Follies and Flings • SA (4/17), 8:30am-3pm - Live music, rummage sale, bake sale, plant sale, cake walks. Fun for all ages, including a men’s gorgeous legs contest. At Unitarian Universalist church, 500 Montreat Rd., Black Mountain. Rain or shine. Free admission, small charge for games/contests.

Music Sh*t Loads Of Vintage Vinyl! (pd.) All genres! Especially 70’s Jazz: Miles, Trane, McCoy, Ornette, Jarrett, ECM, CTI, Vanguard. Very low prices. Visit us in Brevard, across from the College: Rockin Robin Records

2010 Spring Concert

“A Mass of Musical Majesty” Mozart, Beethoven, Gounod, Mendelssohn, Haydn, Brahms and Handel

Saturday, May 1st • 7:30pm Arden Presbyterian Church $18 Adult | $15 Children 60 APRIL 14 - APRIL 20, 2010 • mountainx.com

African Drumming With Billy Zanski at Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle St., downtown Asheville. Drums provided. No experience necessary. Suggested donation $10 per class. Drop-ins welcome. Info: 768-2826. • WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginners. Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • MONDAYS, 1-2pm - Music groups for adults. Bluegrass Benefit Event • SA (4/17), 6-9pm - The Pine Mountain Railroad and Hominy Valley Boys will perform at the Haywood Community College Auditorium. $10. All proceeds benefit Special Olympics. Tix available at the door and at Haywood Correctional Center, Strains of Music of Waynesville and Smoky Mt. Chevrolet in Franklin. Bonfires for Peace • SA (4/17), 4-9pm - Peace Jones and Buyaka, with singer-songwriter Madelyn Lavender and spoken-word artist Roberto Hess will perform at Pritchard Park in downtown Asheville. Info: 280-1555. Country, Bluegrass and More • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 7pm-until - At the Woodfin Community Center. Alcohol and smoke-free, family-friendly. Free admission. Snack bar available. Bands welcome. Info: 505-4786. FENCE Events The Foothills Equestrian Nature Center is located at 3381 Hunting Country Road in Tryon. Info: 859-9021 or www.fence.org. • SU (4/18), 4pm - Dublinborn soprano Donna Gallagher, accompanied by pianist Mildred Roche, will perform English, Spanish and French selections, as well as a medley of traditional Irish favorites. Free. Fifth Spring Benefit Concert • SU (4/18), 3-4pm - “From Bach to Bernstein,” featuring Asheville Area Piano Forum pianists, at the North Asheville Seventh-Day Adventist Church, 364 Broadway. Bach Organ Toccata, J.Haydn Sonata, Schumann Mazurka in G minor and Romance in G minor, Prokoffief Sonata 3 and other works. $15/free for students. Info: 285-2441. Grace Centre Located at 495 Cardinal Road, Mills River. Info: 891-2006.

• TH (4/15), 7:30pm - The rock band Jars of Clay will perform in concert. $20/$17. Info: www.graceinfo.org. Haywood County Arts Council Musical Events Events take place at the Performing Arts Center, 250 Pigeon St., in Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: www.haywoodarts.org or 452-0593. • SU (4/18), 3pm - Honey Holler will perform at the Haywood County Library in Waynesville. Free. Hendersonville Chamber Music Concerts take place at First Congregational Church of Hendersonville. Tickets: $17/ show. Students are free. Info: www.hendersonvillechambermusic.org. • SU (4/18), 3pm - Giannini Brass will perform works by Handel and Rossini, as well as Broadway favorites, Dixieland, jazz, swing, marches and more. Indoor Drumming & Toning Circle At Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle St., Asheville. Drums provided. Love offerings appreciated. Info: 258-1140 or www.skinnybeatsdrums.com. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 67pm - Drumming and Toning. Love offerings accepted. Jazz Composers Forum Concerts Tickets & info: 252-2257 or www.callthatjazz.com. • TH (4/15), 7pm - Done for the Evening, featuring Frank Southecorvo (saxes), Bryan White (bass) and Jeff Rudoplh (drums), will perform at the Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. $20. Land-of-the-Sky Barbershop Chorus For men age 12 and older. Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 768-9303. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Open Rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Pl. Madison County Arts Council Events MCAC is located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall. Info: 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com. • SA (4/17), 8pm - Joe Penland in concert. $10. Music at UNCA Concerts are held in Lipinsky Auditorium, unless otherwise noted. Tickets & info: 2325000. • SU (4/18), 4pm - UNCA’s Chamber Symphony in concert. $5. Info: 251-6432. Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women 18+ who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a

rehearsal. Info: 1-866-8249547 or www.songosky.org. • MONDAYS, 6:45pm Rehearsal at Reed Memorial Baptist Church on Fairview Rd. (enter parking lot on Cedar St.). Guests welcome. St. Matthias Musical Performances These classical music concerts take place at St. Matthias Episcopal Church in Asheville, 1 Dundee St. (off South Charlotte). Info: 252-0643. • SU (4/18), 3pm - The UNCA Flute Choir will perform under the direction of Rita Hayes. A free-will offering will be taken for the restoration of the church. Tryon Fine Arts Center The gallery is at 34 Melrose Ave. in Tryon. Open Mon.-Fri., 9am-Noon & 1:30-4pm; Sat., 9am-1pm. Info: 859-8322 or www.tryonarts.org • SU (4/18), 2pm - Gospel concert with the Green River Boys, Polk Baptist Association St. Luke CME All-Male Choir and Warren Landrum. Free. WCU Musical Events Unless otherwise noted, performances are held at the Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Tickets or info: 227-2479 or http://fapac. wcu.edu. • TH (4/15), 8pm - The WCU Percussion Ensemble will perform contemporary works in the recital hall of the Coulter Building. Free. Info: 227-7242. • TU (4/20), 7:30pm - WCU’s Catamount Singers and Electric Soul will perform. Free. Info: 227-2400. • WE (4/21), 8pm - WCU music faculty concert in the recital hall of the Coulter Building. Andrew Adams on piano and Shannon Thompson on clarinet will perform. Free. Info: 227-7242. • TH (4/22), 8pm - Low Tech Ensemble will perform in the recital hall of the Coulter Building. The program will feature gamelan music from Central Java, and guest artist Siti Kusujiarti will perform Javanese dance. Free. Info: 227-7242.

Theater The Sound of Music • FR (4/16), 6pm & SA (4/17), 4pm - Students at The Learning Community School (K-8) will present The Sound of Music at the Asheville Christian Academy auditorium. $10 adults/$5 kids under 10. Purchase tix online at www. thelearningcommunity.org or call 686-3080 or at the door. A-B Tech Drama Club The club sponsors and produces a variety of productions, performances, workshops

and lectures. Reservations & info: 254-1921, ext. 890 or pcarver@abtech.edu. • TH (4/22) through SA (5/1) - Steve Martin’s Picasso at the Lapin Agile will be performed at the Carriage House Theatre. Thurs.-Sat., 7:30pm. $3 A-B Tech students & staff/$5 students/$10. Asheville High School Theatre & Choral Programs • TH (4/15) through SU (4/18) - Bye Bye Birdie will be performed at AHS Arts Theatre. Thurs.-Sat., 7pm. Sat & Sun., 2pm. $5 students/$10 adults/$8 seniors. Reservations: 350-2641. Autism Community Center Offers various group activities for youths and adults. Open to anyone, the groups are autism and special needs friendly and are run by creative professionals. One-time trial $20, register online. Info: www. autismcommunitycenter.com or 313-9313. • WEDNESDAYS, 4:305:30pm - Theater groups for teens. Bioflyer Productions Info: 684-3361 or http://bioflyer.wordpress.com. • TH (4/22) through SA (4/24) - The musical Rent will be performed at Diana Wortham Theatre. A theatrical fundraiser for Eblen Charities and WNCAP. Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 Walnut St. Info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org. • TH (4/1) through SA (4/24) - N.C. premiere of Chipola. Like the river for which it is named, the play meanders, revealing a family’s history and the skeletons in the closets that could finally tear them apart. Thurs.-Sat., 7:30pm. $15/$10 students. Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 693-0731 or www. flatrockplayhouse.org. • Through SU (4/25), 2pm - My Own Song, starring Las Vegas actor Clint Holmes, will be performed. Wed.-Sat., 8pm and Sun., 2pm. $40. Golda and Herzl • SA (4/17), 8:15-9:30pm Their names are synonymous with the State of Israel. See these leaders brought to life and join them as they recount their dreams of a Jewish homeland. $36 includes dinner (RSVP by April 12)/$10 show only. At Beth HaTephila, 43 N. Liberty St., Asheville. Info: 545-4648 or www.jewishasheville.org. Hendersonville Little Theatre

At the Barn on State St. between Kanuga and Willow Roads in Hendersonville. Info: 890-3070 or www.hendersonvillelittletheatre.org. • FR (5/8) through SU (5/23) - The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail. The play opens with Henry David Thoreau in jail for refusing to pay taxes to a government conducting what he considered a war of aggression with Mexico. Fri. & Sat., 8pm & Sun. 2pm. Montford Park Players Unless otherwise noted, performances are free and take place outdoors Fri.Sun. at 7:30 p.m. at Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Bring folding chair and umbrella in case of rain. Donations accepted. Info: 254-5146 or www.montfordparkplayers.org. • TH (4/8) through SU (4/18) - Oscar Wilde’s comedy The Importance of Being Earnest will be performed at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Performances are held Thur.-Sat., 7:30pm, and Sun., 2:30pm. $15/$10 seniors and students. Thursdays are “pay-what-youcan” nights. Skyland Performing Arts Center Located at 538 N. Main St. in Hendersonville. Info: 6930087 or www.thespac.org. • TH (4/15) through SU (4/25) - The musical Annie will be performed. Thur.-Sun., 7:30pm and Sun., 3:30pm. $15. Theater at UNCA Performances take place in Lipinsky Auditorium, unless otherwise noted. • WE & TH (4/21 & 22), 6pm - TheatreUNCA presents The Trojan Women on the lawn in front of Carol Belk Theatre. Free. Info: 232-2291.

Film ActionFest • TH (4/15) through SU (4/18) - An action film festival. Films will be shown at Carolina Cinemas in Asheville. Action film legend Chuck Norris will accept the Lifetime Achievement Award April 18. $10/show. Info: www.actionfest.com. Death and Taxes Screening • TH (4/15), 7:30pm - Death and Taxes will be screened at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St. The film examines war tax refusal and redirecting tax dollars to peace, with music by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Antibalas and others. Free. Potluck at 6:30pm —- Plus, street actions and dialogue with other tax-day demonstrators throughout the day. Info: 273-3332.

Film Screenings at WCU Held in the A.K. Hinds University Center. Screening begin at 7pm. $2 students, faculty and staff/$4 public. Info: 227-7206. • WE (4/14), 7pm - Foreign film series: Lost Honor of Katarina Blum (Germany, 1975). $1. Southern Circuit Tour The nation’s only regional tour of independent filmmakers, providing communities with an interactive way of experiencing independent film. Films will be shown in the theater of A.K. Hinds University Center on the WCU campus. Free. Info: www.southarts.org/southerncircuit or 227-3622. • TH (4/15) - Between Floors. The Groovy Movie Club (Waynesville) Discussion follows screenings of films at a private home near Lake Junaluska. Potluck dinner at 6pm (optional). Bring a dish to share. Large screen TV. For directions and to RSVP: JohnBuckleyx@gmail. com or 454-5949. • FR (4/16), 7pm - Screening of Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story, which examines the impact of corporate dominance on the everyday lives of Americans.

Dance Argentine Tango Dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www.tangoasheville.com. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 7:30-10pm - Argentine Tango Milongas (Social Dance) at Filo Pastries, 1155 Tunnel Rd. $5 for members/$6 for nonmembers. • SUNDAYS (except 1st), 7-10pm - Argentine Tango Practica at North Asheville Recreation Center, 37 E. Larchmont Rd. $5 for members/$6 for non-members. Asheville Community “Dances for Evergreen” Zumba Party • SU (4/18), 3:30-4:45pm - Get some exercise and help Evergreen Community Charter School at the same time. Put on your dancing shoes for Latin-inspired dance fitness, featuring Zumba instructors from throughout Asheville. At Evergreen Community Charter School Gym, 50 Bell Road, Asheville. $5-$10. Asheville Culture Project A cultural arts community center offering ongoing classes in Capoeira Angola and Samba percussion. Other instructors, groups and organizations are invited to share the space. Info: www.ashevillecultureproject.org. • WEEKLY - Capoeira Angola, an Afro-Brazilian martial art taught and practiced through a game involving dance, music, acrobatics, theater

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and the Portuguese language. Mondays, 7-9pm, beginners class; Wednesdays, 7-9pm, intermediate class; Fridays, 7-9pm, intermediate class; Saturdays, 10am-Noon, beginners class. $12 (free for first timers on 2nd and 4th Sat.). Info: www.capoeiraasheville.org.

Classes at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre Classes are by donation and on a drop-in basis. Classes are held at the New Studio of Dance, 20 Commerce St. in downtown Asheville. Info: www.acdt.org or 254-2621. • THURSDAYS, 7:30-9pm - Wacky Wild Dance/’80s Aerobics: Dress up in outrageous outfits and dance. $510 suggested donation. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Modern classes. By donation. • MONDAYS, Noon-1:30pm - Fusion Flow Yoga: A blend of Hatha, improvisation and

meditation. $5-10 suggested donation. Classes at Asheville Dance Revolution Sponsored by The Cultural Development Group. At 63 Brook St. Info: 277-6777 or ashevilledancerevolution@ gmail.com. • TUESDAYS, 8-9:15pm - Beginning/Intermediate Adult Jazz. • FRIDAYS, 4-5pm - Boys Dance Combo Class. This is for boys interested in dance. The class touches on all styles of dance for the male dancer —- 6-7:30pm - African dance with Sarah Yancey featuring live drumming. Open to all. $14. Dance Events at WCU Unless otherwise noted, performances are held at the Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Info: 227-2479. • SU (4/18), 3pm - Ballet Magnificat! will perform The

Hiding Place, the story of Dutch sisters who hide Jewish friends and neighbors during WWII. $25/$20 seniors, WCU faculty & staff/$5 students. English Country Dance Dance to live music with a caller. No partner necessary. Comfortable shoes and clothing. Beginners welcome. $6. Info: 225-7901 or 230-8449. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Dance at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Events at Asheville Dance Revolution Located at 63 Brook St. Events are sponsored by the Cultural Development Group. Info: 277-6777. • FR (4/16), 7:30-10pm - Tap, drum and bass. Come explore the vibe of tapping to a live rhythm section. Drummer and bass player will accompany tappers for this night of rhythm explosion. All ages welcome. $3 donation. Morris Dancing

Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free. Info: 994-2094 or www.ashevillemorris.us. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Square dancing is friendship set to music. Info: 625-9969 or 698-4530. • SA (4/17) - April Showers Dance at the Whitmire Activity Building on Lily Pond Road, Hendersonville. 7pm - Early rounds —- 7:30pm - Squares and rounds. Bring an umbrella. Caller: Stan Russell. Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville.com, 301-7629 or dance@swingasheville.com. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner lindy-hop swing lessons. $12/person per week for

4-week series or $10 for members. Join at SwingAsheville. com. No partner necessary. Let your inner dancer out. 11 Grove St., downtown Asheville. Classes start first Tuesday of every month.

Auditions & Call to Artists Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 14pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www. acofhc.org. • The prospectus are available for three of the council’s 2010 juried and judged exhibitions: WOOD!, Bring Us Your Best VII and Through a Lens: Carolina Images. All are open to local and regional artists. Asheville Community Theatre All performances are at 35 East Walnut St. Info & reservations:

254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org. • SU & MO (4/18 & 19), 79pm - Auditions for Noises Off, which depicts the onstage and backstage antics of a fifth-rate acting troupe. Seeking 5 men and 4 women. Production dates: July 2-18. • MO (4/19), 11am-3pm - Auditions for The Trip to Bountiful by The Autumn Players. Seeking four men and three women. Production dates: May 7-9. Auditions for Local Artist HipHop Video • Through TH (4/29) - Seeking people to come and be a part of “Basement Love,” the video starring Amazin. Auditions will be every Mon. through Thurs. until the end of the month. Cast will be reimbursed for time. Birdhouse Auction Call for Submissions • Through SA (5/1) - Calling all crafters, artists and bird-lovers. Make a birdhouse, bathouse, bird feeder or yard art for the

8th annual Bountiful Cities Birdhouse Auction. Auctioned donations will help bring locally grown produce to more people. Info: 257-4000. Call for Black Mountain Arts & Crafts Show • SA (5/1) - Deadline for applications. All crafters who are interested in the show may contact the Old Depot Association for entry application. The show will be June 5 & 6. Info: 669-4563 or www. olddepot.org. Sarge’s Animal Rescue Foundation The Foundation’s mission is to save healthy, adoptable animals in the Haywood County Animal Control facility. Located at 1659 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www.sargeandfriends.org or 246-9050. • Through FR (4/16) - Now accepting photographs for Sarge’s fourth annual Pet Photography Contest. Awards ceremony on April 24 at 10am at Bocelli’s Italian Eatery in

Waynesville. Entry forms can be found on Sarge’s Web site.

Seeking Art of All Sorts • Seeking art of all sorts, music, movie shorts and other multi-media, for Blue Lotus Review, a new online journal for music, art, literature and more. Accepting submissions year-round. Info: www.bluelotusreview.com. Tulip Extravaganza Photo Contest • Through (4/26) Submissions will be accepted for this annual contest. All photographs must be taken in downtown Hendersonville and winners will be announced on April 30. Info: 697-6393.

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â&#x20AC;˘ FR & SA (4/16 & 17) - More than 10,000 items to be sold. Benefits community and church programs. The doors will open at 8:30am. At First United Methodist Church, 6th and Church St., Hendersonville. Info: 693-4275 or 8905338. Pack Square Park Benefit â&#x20AC;˘ SA (4/17), 10-11:30am & 12:302pm - Asheville artist Jonas Gerard will host â&#x20AC;&#x153;Painting to Percussion: A Live Performance to Benefit Pack Square Parkâ&#x20AC;? on the Reuter Terrace observation point in Pack Square Park. Contemporary instrumental ensemble Free Planet Radio will accompany Gerard. The paintings will be auctioned. Info: www.jonasgerard.com or www.packsquarepark.org. People to People Benefit Concert â&#x20AC;˘ TH (4/15), 7:30pm - Nikki Talley (folk/ country) will perform at Feed & Seed, 3715 Hendersonville Road, Fletcher. Proceeds will go towards a local student being able to attend a People to People Student Ambassador Program. Free, but donations accepted. Info: 551-5268. Performances at Diana Wortham Theatre For ticket information or more details: 2574530 or www.dwtheatre.com. â&#x20AC;˘ SA (4/17), 7pm - Reception â&#x20AC;&#x201D;- 8pm - Broadway, screen and television star Christine Ebersole will grace the stage with a four-piece combo for a benefit concert for Diana Wortham Theatre. Project Green Runway â&#x20AC;˘ WE (4/21), 6-9pm - A fashion show featuring reused, recycled, upcycled, vintage and alternative fibers at Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 28 Broadway, Asheville. DJ dance party

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edgymama HATCH family-friendly style We’re not hatching chicks here, we’re hatching ideas, inspiration and connections. At least, I think that’s what HATCH Asheville’s all about. This is the event’s second year in town, and it runs April 15-18 (yes, that’s this week). While the free panels and workshops are geared toward adults, HATCH Asheville board co-chair Sean O’Connell says, “There’s nothing inappropriate here for kids. It’s just whether or not your kids are interested.” Though you might want to check the descriptions of some of the films before you bring along young ’uns. But the good news is that, if, like me, you’re short on baby sitters, you still can participate in many HATCH Asheville events. There are several that seem more family-friendly than others, so let’s talk about those. For the up-and-coming musician: The John Lennon Educational Tour Bus will be open from noon to 5 p.m. on Sunday, April 18. The bus will be parked near the WCQS office downtown, around 73 Broadway. I think it’ll be easy to spot (see photo). As far as I’m concerned, anything plastered with John Lennon’s name must be cool. The bus bearing his moniker is a nonprofit audio and video record-

ing and production facility that travels the country encouraging students to play music, write songs, engineer recording sessions and produce videos. In fact, the bus will arrive in Asheville in the wee hours of Saturday morning as it’s being driven from Spokane. The up-and-coming musicians chosen as HATCH groundbreakers will work the bus on Saturday. You’ll be able to check out what they produce that day on the HATCH Asheville Web site. Then on Sunday, the rest of us can get on the bus. “It’s inspiration on wheels,” O’Connell says. “You can learn about the legacy of John Lennon and see projects that other kids have created on the bus.” See? Cool. For your young story tellers: Bo Taylor, Cherokee story teller, will share the evolution of storytelling from the Cherokee perspective at 10 a.m. on Saturday, April 17, at 49 Broadway.Taylor, who is well-known in the region for his Cherokee dancing, will trace how traditional oral story-telling evolved into modern day forms such as film and digital media. And I bet he’ll tell a tale or two. For the playful young innovator: Brendan Boyle of IDEO, a design and innovation consulting firm, will offer a “fun and interactive” workshop from 1 to 3 p.m. on Saturday, according to HATCH

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Thursday, April 15, at 49 Broadway. This panel’s all about understanding the life cycle of a garment and addressing it’s impact on the environment. “This is Asheville — it’s a place where people want to teach their kids about creativity,” O’Connell says. And where stuff comes from. In honor of full disclosure, I’ve volunteered to help at a couple of HATCH events, but they’ll be the less-kid-friendly parties on Thursday and Friday nights. All events are free, except evening parties and films. So if you want to get out of the house and let me pour you a beer, find a sitter and come on. Otherwise, I’ll see you on the bus — the John Lennon Bus. For more information and schedule of HATCH events, visit www.hatchasheville.org. X

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parentingcalendar Calendar for April 14 - 22, 2010 Empowered Birthing (pd.) Learn how and when to use movement, relaxation, and massage during labor to provide comfort, shorten labor and gain confidence. Labor Support and Comfort Measures class. At Fusions Pilates Studio. 7:15-9:30pm Tues. May 11 with Laura Beagle from Empowered Birthing. Call 231-9337 empoweredbirthing.org Involve Your Partner In Your Child’s Birth • Empowered Birthing Classes (pd.) Increase confidence, learn hands-on tools, enjoy your birth! 828-231-9227. Two classes May 8 - 9. $175. Monthly classes available. www.AshevilleWomensWellness.com Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville. Info: 253-0701. • FR (4/16), Noon-1pm - JCC Parenting Lunch ‘n’ Learn: “365 Perfect Things to Say to Your Kids” with Asheville author Maureen Healy. Join in the discussion about raising confident children. A book signing with Healy will follow. RSVP requested. Asheville Mommies Support group for moms from Asheville and surrounding areas. Info: www.ashevillemommies.com. • WEDNESDAYS - Meet-and-greets from 11am-noon and 3-4pm at the Hop Ice Cream and Coffee Shop on Merrimon Ave. All area mommies and kids are invited to come and play.

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newsoftheweird Lax on Perverts: In February, the Minnesota Board of Chiropractic Examiners re-licensed registered sex offender Scott Fredin, convicted in 2003 of fondling two female patients during “examinations.” Released from jail in 2006, he re-applied to the board, which found him “rehabilitated.” Fredin agreed to several restrictions but wasn’t ordered to disclose his crime to patients. And in March, the Tennessee Board of Medical Examiners finally expelled Dr. David Livingston, whom it licensed in 1992 despite expulsions by two other states for sex crimes and the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation’s labeling him a “violent sex offender.”

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• The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals broke with long-standing practice in February by rescinding the death penalty for double murderer Charles Hood, sentenced to die in 1990. Hood had subsequently learned that his prosecutor and judge had had a sexual relationship during his trial, but both denied it and courts refused to investigate. By 2008, both had confessed to the affair, but the appeals court still declined to take action. In March 2010, after a New York Times report on the case, the court found a technical ground for lessening Hood’s sentence (while still ignoring the affair). • One Texas man, however, actually received a full pardon in February. Convicted of rape in 1986, Tim Cole relentlessly proclaimed his innocence; even when another man confessed, it didn’t help. But when a DNA test (ordered in 2008) confirmed the 1996 confession, Cole’s innocence could no longer be ignored. In March 2010, Gov. Rick Perry issued a full pardon; unfortunately Cole had died in prison in 1999 after wrongfully serving 13 years.

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WNC diners eat to benefit WNCAP by Mackensy Lunsford Mark your calendars — on Thursday, April 29, the Western North Carolina AIDS Project will join cities across the country for its eighth annual Dining Out for Life benefit. Every year, participating local restaurants donate 20 percent of their gross sales to help WNCAP continue its mission. The organization works with at-risk individuals through their outreach, education and prevention programs to help increase awareness, and provides case-managed care to all those already affected by HIV/AIDS. The organization suffered a setback this year with a reduction in federal funding, while the number of clients affected by HIV/AIDS continues to grow. Harry Brown, special-events coordinator and chairman of WNC’s Dining Out for Life, says that the local chapter has grown during its eight years of participation. In the beginning, 23 restaurants were on board — now the event boasts 100. Additionally, the amount of money raised yearly by WNC has jumped from $24,000 to more than $111,000. Thanks to the generosity of sponsors, only 5.2 percent of the revenue gathered has been put toward expenses. “Over the last seven years we’ve raised over $600,000,” says Brown. Dining Out for Life was conceptualized in 1991 by a Philadelphia ActionAIDS volunteer. The idea was, as Brown puts it, “franchised out” to other cities across the U.S. and Canada — currently, 53 cities are involved. For a small fee, Dining

Working for a cause: Peter Affatato is the chef/ owner of Nona Mia Italian Kitchen in West Asheville, just one of the 100 eateries participating in Dining Out for Life on April 29. photo courtesy of WNCAP

Gorge for good: Join area restaurants on Thursday, April 29, to benefit the WNCAP. image courtesy of WNCAP

Out for Life International provides training and how-to information for each new city that jumps on board. Nearly $4 million a year is raised on just a solitary night of dining. This year, 225 local DOFL “ambassadors” — some of whom are in their eighth year of service — are volunteering their time to help ensure that the event goes smoothly. The ambassadors greet diners, thank them for their participation and provide them with an opportunity to win a Caribbean cruise for two, in appreciation for their support. The ambassadors are put through fairly extensive training sessions, says Brown. It’s a far cry from boot camp, but well-organized to be sure. It’s important, says Brown, that volunteers “don’t go out there cold and not knowing what they are supposed to do. We show video, host a question-and-answer period and give them all of the promotional materials.” Brown adds that, in difficult financial times, the extent to which restaurant owners and din-

ers alike are willing to dig into their pockets is impressive. “I think it really speaks a lot to the generosity of people in Western North Carolina,” he says. “It’s great that the restaurateurs are willing to do this in such a tight economy. Most restaurants that started doing it the first year are still doing it.” Though the aim is altruistic, Brown says that restaurants report that participating in DOFL enables them to draw in new business year after year. “It’s a form of publicity for the restaurants,” he says, “but most of them do it out of sheer generosity and to help promote a community effort.” This year’s event will be followed by an after-party at the Grove House which will begin at 7 p.m. and continue into the wee hours. “It’s a way to celebrate the day,” says Brown. “The ambassadors’ dining guests, the wait staff and all of the people who dined out will be able to get in without a cover charge. There will be three levels of entertainment going on.” Grove House revelers will have the opportunity to dance the night away at Scandals, groove to the sumptuous jazz sounds of Katie Kasben and Aaron Price at Club Eleven, or view the Vortex Caberet doing their thing in the Boiler Room. X

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the Urban Baker. National vendors will include Burt’s Bees products, Bob’s Red Mill and Seeds of Change. McGrath adds that, as well as being fun for people with gluten intolerance, having so many options is a welcome relief. Many sufferers of celiac disease, she says, are simply not aware that a vast array of products is available to them. McGrath reports that numerous people have approached her with tears in their eyes to thank her for hosting the fair. “They don’t have to worry, they don’t have to check labels,” she says of their relief. “Imagine a life where eating a meal out is like walking through a minefield. Depending on your level of sensitivity, you could become violently ill or sick to your stomach for days. They’re so relieved, so appreciative of the experience. It’s a win-win for everybody.” There are many misconceptions about the gluten-free diet, says McGrath, the first of which is that it’s a fad diet. “When you attach the word ‘diet’ to things, it automatically registers as a fad to some.” In some cases, that may be the case, says McGrath, but seldom. “The majority of the people that follow a gluten-free diet are not doing so because they want to lose weight, they’re doing it because it’s a medical necessity,” she says. “It’s the difference between being able to function and feeling good, and feeling miserable and awful.” McGrath advises people that suspect that they have a gluten intolerance to have themselves checked out by a professional. “One of the worst things you can do is to take yourself off of gluten or wheat products to see if it makes you feel better, she says. “That will make it hard for the test results to show up accurately. Get accurately diagnosed first with someone who is knowledgeable about celiac disease.” The Asheville Gluten-free Fair will take place

on Saturday, April 24, at the Carolina Day School lower gym at 1345 Hendersonville Road from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. Laurie Steenwyk will host a free talk at 10 a.m. about raising a child on a gluten-free diet A preliminary event, the Gluten-free Beer Bash at Bruisin’ Ales at 66 Broadway in downtown Asheville, will take place on Thursday, April 22, from 5 to 7 p.m. To reserve your spot, e-mail Sheila Horine at spwh1@bellsouth.net, or Laurie Steenwyk at Laura.steenwyk@pardeehospital.org. For more information about the Gluten-free Fair, contact McGrath at lmcgrath@ingles-markets. com.

Packing it in

Pack’s Tavern will open its doors for business on Monday, April 19. The historic renovation of the more than 100-year-old Hayes and Hopson building into a gastro-tavern overlooking Pack Square Park started just last August. Partners/founders Stewart Coleman, Tom Israel and Ross Franklin describe their project as a bar, restaurant, sports-viewing pub and special-events venue. The Tavern will offer 32 beer taps and at least 39 bottled beers, with an emphasis on craft beers. The 45-foot long full bar also includes wine, specialty cocktails and martinis. Lots of house-made items and fresh foods, including salads, seafood, steaks and bar snacks, round out the eclectic menu. Israel suggests that everyone try the “fantastic” trout cakes made from Nantahala River trout and his own creation, the Mount Mitchell burger, an eight-ouncer topped with bacon, cheddar, Swiss, a fried green tomato, a fried egg and jalapeños. Pack’s Tavern is located at 20 S. Spruce St. in downtown Asheville. Hours are 11 a.m. until close. — courtesy of Brews News writer Anne Fitten Glenn

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by Rose McClarney How do you find authentically local food? Now that “local” has become a buzz word, sometimes indiscriminately slapped on products by advertisers, this is a question you have to ask. It’s a question that Eatin’ in Season hopes to help you answer. One way to identify authentically local food is to look for the “Appalachian Grown” brand. Farms get certified through Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project’s program so you’ll know they are real, local, family farms. And businesses, restaurants and grocers get certified so you know they truly buy local products. (ASAP, a nonprofit organization, provides the certification for free.) We’ll be profiling some Appalachian-grown certified family farmers who supply area businesses. Look for the brand when you’re shopping, dining out and in the pages of the Xpress Eats & Drinks guide. Another way to know you’re getting authentically local food is to shop at local tailgate markets. Many of the markets in

this region are producer-only markets, which means that vendors can only sell the food that they produce themselves. At producer-only markets, you can meet the farmer, ask about the farm and truly connect with your food and learn where it comes from. Tailgate farmers markets begin opening this month. We’ve provided a listing of market locations in Buncombe County below. More information about market schedules throughout the entire WNC region is available for viewing online at www.buyappalachian.org. Getting excited for the first of the season’s produce? You have good reason to be. Here’s a sampling of just some of what you’ll find at the spring’s first

farmers markets: Salad greens: Escarole, arugula, watercress, mesclun mix, spinach and butterhead lettuce may be the ideal first foods of spring because you can eat them absolutely fresh, with no cooking. Cooking greens: Kale, bok choy, swiss chard, mustard greens and turnip greens also abound. Tender spring vegetables: Asparagus and peas are other much-anticipated early arrivals at farmers markets, and you should be able to find spring root crops such as radishes and turnips. And heaps of other choices: You can always shop tailgate markets for eggs and grass-fed, naturally raised meats. Sweet and savory baked goods can also be found, along with preserves like jellies and dressings. Look for crafts as well. Keep reading through the season for ideas for making the most of the ephemeral — and overly abundant — crops as they change. We also invite your recipes and observations about the evolving availability of foods with the seasons. X

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arts&entertainment Actionfest: Roundhouse kicks and rocket packs

First-ever action film festival comes to Asheville, with Chuck Norris himself the guest of honor by Jake Frankel Since it was announced last month, Actionfest has hit Asheville with the impact of one of Chuck Norris’ stunning roundhouse kicks. Except instead of bringing a world of pain, it’s brought a world of anticipation to local fans of adrenaline-fueled cinema. Billed as the world’s first film festival devoted exclusively to action, the four-day event features an impressive lineup of 25 movies, including several world premieres, major studio previews and rare theatrical screenings — everything from cult-favorite director Neil Marshall’s brand-new Centurion to Norris’ 1988 hit Braddock: Missing in Action III. On hand to introduce Braddock and accept the Lifetime Achievement Award will be none other than Norris himself. The legendary martial artist, action star and mythological super-human says he’s pumped. “I think this is long overdue,” Norris tells Xpress. “I think eventually it’s going to be bigger than the Academy Awards.” Bill Banowsky, who founded Magnolia Pictures, owns Carolina Cinemas, and cofounded the festival with producer/director Aaron Norris (Chuck’s brother), certainly hopes so. “If you look at the box office success of action films, it’s pretty easy to see that they’re among the more popular and successful films throughout time,” Banowsky says. “What we’re doing here is something that, for some reason, no one else has done.” In addition to films, the festival features a host of panels and demonstrations by some of most accomplished stuntmen in the business, including Kinnie Gibson, Jeff Habberstad and Paul Weston, whose collective credits include Walker, Texas Ranger, License to Ill, There Will Be Blood and Spider-Man. Banowsky advises Ashevilleans to keep their eyes to the sky over the weekend, as Gibson (aka “The Rocket Man”) plans to fly around town in the same rocket belt he’s used to wow crowds at the Olympics and the Super Bowl. “Before there were all these computer graphics that create the appearance of stunts, these are the real stunts, the real stuntmen, the real great action heroes,” Banowsky says. “It’s going to be spectacular,” agrees Norris. In honor of Norris’ appearance, all profits from the festival are slated to go to Kickstart Kids, a foundation that he and his wife, Gena, started to help inner-city middleschool students learn martial arts and build self-esteem.

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Guns and glory: Mandrill, above, and Harry Brown, below, will show at the festival. photos courtesy actionfest

“That’s Gena and my life mission, really, is this program,” Norris says. “It’s such a positive program, and we’ve proven it over the last 16 years with the 60,000 kids that have graduated. ... Our goal is to expand it all over the country, because they’re our future.” In addition to hoping the festival raises money for Kickstart, Banowsky says he hopes the event will help raise national awareness of Asheville. “We’re going to introduce Asheville to a

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lot of people in the film industry who have heard about it, but haven’t had a chance to experience it,” Banowsky says. “I want to see it grow beyond the Carolina Theatre. I want it to grow into other theaters in Asheville. I want this to become a really big deal for the community.” Norris predicts big success. “When this Actionfest starts, Asheville’s going to become a big, well-known city throughout the country,” he assures.

There’s a lot going on at Actionfest, from world-premiere film screenings to stunt demonstrations to a closing-night ceremony with Chuck Norris. Just a few highlights: The Actionfest Stunt Demo is at 3 p.m. Saturday, April 17. The demo features some veteran stuntmen creating stunts such as high falls, fire burns, air rams, ratchets, fights and the Actionfest Rocketman. Watch the preparing, rigging and executing a stunt “safely for the audience’s enjoyment,” of course. With veteran stuntmen Kinnie Gibson, Jeff Habberstad, John Cann, Mark De Alessandro, Randy Fife, Jan Shultz, Trevor Habberstad and West Gibson. The festival opener is the world premiere of Neil Marshall’s Centurion (an obviously action-packed sword-andsandal epic). Film highlights include the premiere of Operation: Endgame (featuring Zack Galifanakis), The Stranger (with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin) and Undisputed III: Redemption. Also slated is a Chuck Norris retrospective. Locally made kung-fu movie and crowd fave Golden Blade III gets two screenings: One on Saturday at 9:45 p.m. and one on Sunday at 7 p.m. The Sunday screening features live commentary from director TJ Wiedow and some of the cast and crew. The closing-night ceremony is on Sunday, April 18, at the Orange Peel. Chuck Norris will be given a Lifetime Achievement Award (and other awards will be given). There will be “Chuckeoke.” And the very fine rock ’n’ roll of Reigning Sound. $25. 9 p.m./8 p.m. doors.

Xpress readers ask Norris: What are the real facts?

More thoughts from Norris on: Why he loves action and why he thinks Actionfest will eventually be bigger than the Academy Awards: To me, movies are entertainment. It’s a way for me to sit down and relax and enjoy a couple hours. That’s what action films do for me. It gives me a chance to sit back and escape for a while. Because we all deal with a lot of problems during the day. So this is a way for me to escape. ... Action films are what people want to go see. And the Academy Awards, which I’m an Academy member, all they show is the movies that make $4.50 at the theatre. They never recognize an action film at the Academy Awards. And that movie can make $350 million, but the Academy will never vote for it. I always do. My vote never counts. ... I never go to the Academy Awards. You talk about being bored to tears. Sitting there for four hours watching these actors come up and say these stupid remarks is the dumbest and most boring thing you could ever imagine. ... It’s great for the action films to get the recognition that’s definitely due them that they don’t get from the Academy. I hope the Academy doesn’t kick me out for saying that.

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Honoring the stuntmen and stunt coordinators that put their lives on the line to put the action in action films: They’ve never got the credit due them. They never have. And they don’t get that much money. They don’t get paid actor’s wages to make these actors look good. ... Can you imagine what films would be like if we didn’t have stunt people? We’d have some pretty boring movies. Because the actors don’t know how to do what these stuntmen do. The stuntmen are what make these movies look so spectacular. So it’s way past due for them to get the accolades they deserve.

Xpress: As part of this interview we asked our readers to submit questions to possibly ask you, and most of them were along the lines of the Chuck Norris facts. So I’ll read a couple of them and you can respond however you wish.

From Adam Fajardo:

“Ask him to level the Vance Monument with one stunning roundhouse kick and then to kick it back up again.” From Scott Woolum:

“Is it possible for you to stack boards so high that even you could not chop through it?”

Norris: (Laughing) Well, remember, these are mythological. My favorite one is “America is not a democracy, it’s a Chucktatorship.” Now if that was true, I would go to Washington, I’d line up every member of Congress, and I’d have Ron Paul, who I think is the most honest one down there, and I’d say “Ron, point out the honest and dishonest politicians.” So as I’m walking down the aisle with all 535 of them lined up there, he says “He’s honest, he’s honest, he’s dishonest.” I’d walk up to him, nose to nose, and say “You’re fired.” And if he didn’t move immediately, I’d choke him unconscious and drag him over to the pile (laughing). Now Nancy Pelosi, I’d walk up to her and say, “Nancy, you’re fired, but I will personally walk you out.” Well anyway, that’s my personal favorite Chuck Norris fact. Read Cranke Hanke’s Actionfest film reviews on pages 82 - 83.

The power of martial arts to build self-esteem: I grew up as an average kid, but as a kid who grew up not having a father. My mom had to do the raising. And because of that, not having the male role model, I grew up extremely shy, and not athletic. I was so shy that I was afraid to even try sports. I was afraid of failure. ... All through school, I never once got in front of the class, to give a book report or anything. Teachers would say “Chuck, come forward,” and I would just sit there and shake my head “no” because I was afraid I was going to get embarrassed. ... And then when I graduated from high school I went right into the military and they sent me to Korea, and that’s where I got my exposure to the martial arts, and I made my black belt there. And it really turned my life around. ... That’s what’s so great about the martial arts — it helps you overcome whatever insecurities that you may have in your life — physical, mental, psychological, or whatever. And that’s why I’m such a strong proponent of it. The success of Kickstart Kids: I’ll give you an example. Gena and I did a little fundraiser for CEOs of corporations in Houston a few weeks back, and so this one CEO walks up to me and says, “Chuck, I told my executive vice president I was going to one of these Kickstart Kids functions,” and he says his executive vice president looks him in the eyes and says “I’m a graduate of Kickstart.” And he goes “Really?” And he says, “Yes, tell Chuck hello, and tell him thank you.” How about that!? That’s what it’s all about. It’s about giving back. ... Our way of giving is helping as many young kids as we possibly can. Because so many kids today are growing up in dysfunctional homes where peer pressure’s insurmountable. ... The only way you can overcome that is to have the martial-art ability to develop the inner strength to be able to face that kind of problem. Because believe me, bullies don’t pick on you if they know you can handle yourself. Being the subject of so many mythological facts: They go from one extreme to another. A lot of them are funny. A lot of them get a little too extreme. Anyway, that’s why I wrote my book [The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book]. Everyone would go, “What’s your favorite fact?” and I’d go “Golly, I don’t know.” X Jake Frankel lives in Asheville and is clearly not afraid.

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Networking/innovating festival HATCH Asheville returns

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by Alli Marshall HATCH festival carries a certain cachet, though even its organizers are hard-pressed to put a finger on just what exactly the festival is. Perhaps that’s because, like any meaningful work of art, it reveals itself in layers. Perhaps that’s because, while HATCH provides a booster shot of inspiration, its full impact is felt afterwards — in the weeks and months as the connections made bear fruitful collaborations. Sean O’Connell, the HATCH Asheville co-chairperson (and founder and CEO of Asheville-based Music Allies) finds it easier to define HATCH by what it isn’t: “It’s not about creating product, though I think there are some great national companies that were spurred by HATCH,” he says. The four-day event is also not about the parties — though some of last year’s were epic. To O’Connell it was less partay and more parley. “You never felt like you were at a party; you were in a room full of people who wanted to change the world,” he says. For the festival’s local sophomore effort this year, to enhance that experience, HATCH’s parties will be “a little more intimate” (and, on the schedule, filed under “networking”). “I want to make sure the dialogue continues into the evening,” says O’Connell. Actually, intimacy seems to be a theme for the planning of HATCH — keeping the event

who:

HATCH Asheville

what:

Mentorship festival geared toward inspiring creative innovators

where:

Downtown Asheville

when:

Thursday, April 15-Sunday, April 18 (See full schedule for event times and ticket prices. hatchasheville.org)

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HATCH work: Last year’s fashion mentor Elisa Jimenez at the Asheville Area Arts Council (top), HATCH participants make music with a Moog theremin (below). photos courtesy hatch asheville

Jeff Garner of eco-clothing line prophetik

Breaking new ground This year’s groundbreakers, or mentees, will unveil new work and work one-onone with the HATCH Asheville mentors. Film: • Maggie Kiley: An actor in film, TV and stage, she’s the youngest member of Atlantic Theater Company in N.Y. Her film, Some Boys Never Leave, begins principal photography in Los Angeles this summer. maggiekiley.com • Nate Luce: Creator of the animated short film Chews and Munches. vimeo. com/user3290869 • Nils Taylor: A writer/director based in Norway. His film, The Fighting Kind, was an official selection at HATCHfest in Bozeman, Mont. last year. nilstaylor.com • Kate Barker and Andres Rosende: The duo held the world debut of Snapshots, a 14-minute short film, at SXSW this past March. my.sxsw.com/events/eid/8861 • Micah Chambers-Goldberg: The director/producer/illustrator/painter created released family/fantasy short film The Lifter Upper in 2009. micahmonkey.com Fashion: • Alanna Hibbard: Local designer and creator of Poutfits since 2007. poutfits. com • Kristina Benshoff: A graduate of the Savannah College of Art and Design, she is also the Asheville-based designer and creator of Provocation Designs. ustrendy. com/provocation-designs • Paul Hersey: Local designer and creator of Organic Armor. organicarmor. com Music: • Frank Bell: Atlanta and New Yorkbased cellist and multi-instrumentalist. frankbell.net

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leading up to the event, but once it arrived, I was constantly impressed by the amount of talent the festival was able to bring. I met so many intelligent, innovative people — all working artists taking time away from their busy lives to share their ideas with us.” It’s that sharing that seems to get O’Connell most excited. In fact, this year’s festival hasn’t even begun and he’s already plumbing the roster of participants for interesting combinations and concepts. For example, Crissa Requate (who works for Music Allies) told O’Connell about Playing For Change (a multimedia project/ mobile recording studio born out of the idea that, Playingforchange.com, says “music has the universal power to transcend and unite us as one human race”). Requate introduced the series’ creators (which includes artists like Baaba Maal in Mali, Robert Bradley in Los Angeles and Grandpa Elliot in Boston) to Lake Eden Arts Festival executive director Jennifer Pickering, who was, in turn, inspired to collaborate. So she pulled in “a couple architects downtown who were looking to build schools in Rwanda,” O’Connell remembers. “I thought, how awesome is that? To me there was a story there, there was a thread. There are so many people using their creativity to create positive social chance, so I went to the [HATCH] board and said, ‘I think there’s a panel here.’” Even though the connections weren’t obvious, the resulting panel includes filmmaker/philanthropist Charles Annenberg Weingarten, Morris (the musician), “who’s done a lot of stuff with charities, and Linda Loudermilk, who donates a lot from one of her clothing lines to a charity, is on that panel. To me, that was great. Even the planning was HATCH moment,” O’Connell explains. Similarly, but more local in scope, HATCH has a music panel. “The concept is how music can be a catalyst for a lot of people in the creative industries,” says O’Connell. “We’re inviting a guy from Greensboro who has a blog that gives photographers and filmmakers a chance to collaborate with bands.” Jenny Greer will talk about involving local musicians and filmmakers through Music Video Asheville, which recently screened at Cinebarre, and a spokeperson from Nashville’s Fashion Rocks — a self-explanatory pairing of music and clothing — will also be present. In short, HATCH is open to myriad concepts, collaborations, pairings of ideas, jumping-off points, inspirations, far-flung theories and big ideas. There’s really only one thing that, according to O’Connell, HATCH will not be entertaining: “What we don’t want to do is ‘101: How to make it in any of these businesses,’” he says. “That’s never been our concept. It may not be dull for someone who’s never heard it before, but I think a lot of that stuff isn’t even relevant.” X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ mountainx.com.

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within a walkable handful of city blocks, maintaining an attendance that allows for easy connection and communication, and aiming for accessibility over star power. “There’s not an emphasis on getting a bigname person,” says O’Connell. Though this is only the second year for HATCHAsheville, the festival takes cues from the successes and stumblings of its predecessor/sister-gathering in Bozeman, Mont. “Bozeman realized that stardom really changed the whole culture ... and they really pulled back,” says O’Connell. Which is not to say the festivals “mentors” — its speakers, panelists and workshop leaders — aren’t outstanding in their individual fields. Filmmaker Barnet Bain created the Oscar-winning production What Dreams May Come; fashion designer Jeff Garner’s sustainable line, Prophetik, was featured on CNN during London Fashion Week this year; Asheville-born journalist Fritz Kramer worked on Emmy-winning PBS Frontline documentaries like Can You Afford to Retire? But there are also plenty of experts whose accomplishments are under the radar but whose knowledge is ripe for the plucking of HATCH’s “groundbreakers” — up-andcoming creative talent, or mentees — who applied for an were selected to participate in the festival and receive one-on-one guidance. Groundbreaker musician Frank Bell will get the chance to record on the John Lennon Educational Tour Bus, a nonprofit mobile audio-recording facility. The bus (which never belonged to Lennon but which is made possible by an arrangement with the late Beatle’s wife, Yoko Ono Lennon) is mainly dedicated to providing hands-on programs to schools, but if its state-of-the-art equipment is lost on under-experienced students, it won’t be on Bell. “It may be the best recording studio you’ve ever gone into,” O’Connell notes. Touring musician Matt Morris, whose new album Everything Breaks Open was produced by Charlie Sexton and Justin Timberlake, will be available to co-write and record with the music groundbreaker. Last year’s groundbreakers included local artists Joti Marra (fashion), Woody Wood (music) and Aaron Dahlstrom (journalism). Dahlstrom wrote, of his personal experience as a mentee, “I was skeptical about HATCH

Festival highlights • Groundbreakers film screening at Fine Arts Theatre (36 Biltmore Ave.), Thursday, 1-2 p.m. • Fashion Panel: The Scope and Potential of Sustainability Issues in Fashion and Textiles at the Innovator’s Lounge (49 Broadway), Thursday, 3-4 p.m. • HATCH networking event at The Market Place (20 Wall St.), Thursday, 9 p.m.-midnight • Design & Technology Panel: Transforming WNC Into an App Workforce at the Innovator’s Lounge, Friday, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. • Journalism Panel: The End of General Interest: In the Digital Age, Does Niche Media Win? at the Innovator’s Lounge, Friday, 5-6 p.m. • Opening reception for photography exhibit Primal Faces Exposed at Satellite Gallery (55 Broadway), Friday, 6-8 p.m. • Cherokee storytelling at the Innovator’s Lounge, Saturday, 10-11 a.m. • Film Panel: Manifesting Dream to Screen, at the Innovator’s Lounge, Saturday, 11 a.m.-noon • Panel: Using Creativity to Create Social Change, at the Innovator’s Lounge, Saturday, 3-4 p.m. • Matt Morris performs with Frank Bell at the LAB (39 North Lexington Ave.), Saturday, 7-9 p.m. • John Lennon Educational Tour Bus open house (73 Broadway Ave.), Sunday, noon-5 p.m. • Photography panel: Women in Photography, at the Innovator’s Lounge, Sunday, 3-4 p.m. For a complete schedule of events, go to hatchasheville10.sched.org.

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A wonderful world

Asheville Earth Day offers food, music and fun for a town with a hefty per-capita consciousness who:

The New Mastersounds, Acoustic Syndicate, Afromotive, Salvador Santana, The Shane Pruitt Band, Pond Farm Pickers, Evergreen Marimba Band

what:

Asheville Earth Day

where:

Martin Luther King Jr. Park

when:

Saturday, April 17 (11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Free)

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Recycle your old cell phones and you could win prizes!

At the eco-village: Funk outfit The New Mastersounds is part of the music lineup.

by Dane Smith Many Ashevilleans take pride in treating every day as though it’s Earth Day. But on Saturday, those scattered individuals will come together as one in Martin Luther King Jr. Park to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Earth Day with music, food, crafts and community. The free event originally began in the Greenlife parking lot, but has grown into a city-wide celebration since moving to the park three years ago. Last year, organizers estimate that more than 4,000 people attended, and weather permitting, this year they hope to top those numbers. The move was designed to maximize the potential of Earth Day in such an environmentally conscious community, says event director Benton Wharton of AMJam Productions. “There were a lot of spread-out efforts to do gatherings in Asheville, but it didn’t seem like there was a community effort to put all the eggs in one basket and create an event where everyone could come together,” he says. “And also, as a larger group, create more attention for the community of Asheville, which probably deserves more attention as far as per-capita consciousness that we see in the everyday lifestyles of citizens.”

Music will take center stage at the event — seven acts, ranging from local favorites like The Afromotive and Acoustic Syndicate to U.K. funk outfit The New Mastersounds, are scheduled to perform throughout the day — but Wharton says the entire park is essentially “one big ecovillage.” “We almost use the entire place as one large, all-inclusive event area,” he says. “We’ll probably have somewhere around 40 vendors participating, whether they be local crafts, local food or local beer, but mainly nonprofit and for-profit companies in the green community that are trying to further educate the community about their initiatives.” Those vendors will include companies like Sundance Power Systems, which will provide a solar generator to power the stage, nonprofits like the WNC Alliance and Peace is Possible, and local food and drinks from Green Light Café, Pisgah Brewing Company and Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company, among others. The beauty of having an “all-encompassing area,” explains Wharton, is that participants can browse tabling by local and national organizations, chat with representatives about environmental concerns and strategies and enjoy some of the best local eats and drinks, all while taking

More than 1 billion out-ofuse cellphones are sitting gathering dust in the United States. Less than 10 percent of these cell phones get recycled. Cell phones contain lead, nickel, mercury, cadmium, arsenic and zinc, some of which are known carcinogens and linked to birth defects. Rock the Earth, an international environmental advocacy group, has put together a program to recondition or properly recycle these unused cellphones. Xpress is asking people to bring their old cell phones in any condition to donate to the cause at Asheville Earth Day to be entered to win great prizes including passes to the French Broad River Festival, LEAF and Bonnaroo. Can’t come out to Earth Day celebrations? No problem! Come stop by the Mountain Xpress Headquarters at 2 Wall St. and drop off your old cell phones here. Phish, Dave Matthews Band, and Smashing Pumpkins are all part of the cause — be cool and join them in this great recycling initiative! — Marissa Williams

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Jammin’ with you: Good times at last year’s Asheville Earth Day event. in a global offering of musical stylings. The experience, he says, is carefully designed to be entertaining and educational. “Really, we’re just trying to create a venue and an avenue for these people to come forth and come together to unite our voices a little bit in educating the community. The nonprofit displays, they are free, so that brings just about anyone out of the woodwork. “While people will obviously be able to go to each booth and get in-depth, topic related conversation,” he adds, “we also have educational speakers between all of our music changes. We have people from different organizations, and actually, a couple of the speakers are people who were at the very first Earth Day 40 years ago.” Of course, parents are encouraged to bring their children along for the fun as well. This year organizers elaborated upon previous efforts to cater to the youngsters by creating a full-blown Kids Village, complete with face painting, entertainment from an Indonesian dance troupe, hulahoopers and an interactive, recycled art project that will utilize everything from fabric scraps to plastic bottles. Wharton notes that the community is encouraged to be creative with what they donate — for example, a box of old VHS tapes provided the hair for a recycled-art statue at last year’s celebration.

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The area will also be supervised by a manager and several onsite volunteers, so parents can feel comfortable letting their children explore the attractions. “Really the Kids Village idea is designed to ensure that while the parents are trying to educate themselves, the kids will always have something to do to remain both entertained and educated throughout the day,” Wharton says. “The art project actually produced some pretty cool displays last year, so we’re looking forward to seeing what they come up with.” And in the spirit of community and philanthropy, organizers are donating all proceeds from beer wristband sales to LEAF in Schools and Streets, an organization dedicated to providing free art and music programs to low-income areas. The nonprofit was last year’s beneficiary, and Wharton says the impact was inspiring. “A lot of programs like it have had a couple of tough fiscal years in this slowing economy,” he notes, “We were very pleased to have a positive effect last year and we’re excited to be partnering with them again.” So as the weather warms and the mountains wake from winter rest, come out and enjoy the beauty of our community and learn a little about how we can preserve it. X

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Traveling Bonfires unpacks for Pritchard Park After a time away, community concerts for peace come home

Bonfires for Peace: Madelyn Lavender performs as part of the free series.

by Maggie Cramer Pasckie Pascua is a name that’s hard to forget. But the man behind the memorable moniker is well-known, too. For nearly a decade, Pascua and his organization, the Traveling Bonfires, have worked to bring all segments of the local community together through music and poetry-centered events. The Bonfires for Peace concert series, now entering its eighth year, kicks off this month. “It’s good when people know you and what you do,” Pascua says when talking about Asheville and his community initiatives over the past several years. He recently returned to WNC from Los Angeles, Calif., where he relocated in search of work at the beginning of the economic downturn about two years ago. While Pascua knew that economic effects still lingered here, he decided to head “home” last August. “Asheville is my adopted barrio,” he says. “It’s where I’ve created a lot of friends.” Soon after his return last summer, those friends began to ask if he planned on reigniting the Bonfires for Peace concerts. So, Pascua set the wheels in motion. The first Traveling Bonfires event of sorts began quite a distance from North Carolina, in his true home of the Philippines. During the Ferdinand Marcos dictatorship of the 1980s, Pascua covered the government counterinsurgency program as a news correspondent. In response to the dark and cold of typhoon season in Southeast Asia, he built a bonfire in the mountains to warm and gather the counterinsurgent fighters. The goal was simple: have everyone “sit down and share some food, guitar, poetry, and talk,” he recalls. After the change of government, he took his idea down to Manila, where it became more

organized. There, Pascua formed a band and traveled to venues all over the Philippines to bring people together (hence the organization’s title). Although he’s since taken the show on the road to New York and several other U.S. cities, including events during his recent stint in L.A., he’s more than happy to be back, living and working, where he believes the community project really found its stride. “Asheville is very ideal and very perfect for this kind of initiative because the community is very diverse,” he says. “The community supports this kind of endeavor. There’s a certain vibe and spirit that keeps people together.” Because the Traveling Bonfires is not what Pascua calls a “traditional production outfit,” he relies heavily on community members to make its events possible. “I model it with the fiestas in the Philippines,” he says, “where people in the community pool resources together.” In the past, restaurants donated food for Bonfires for Peace performers, artists donated their talent designing posters, and musicians met before concerts to figure out how to run sound and gather microphones, monitors and speakers. Local businesses, like Malaprop’s Bookstore/ Cafe, have supported both Pascua and his events over the years, and he believes that without the help of Asheville’s downtown business owners and his local supporters, there wouldn’t be a Traveling Bonfires at all. He also praises the work of Marta Osborne, Bonfires for Peace associate producer; Matthew Moulder, creative consultant; and Chris Malz and Mark Anderson, performers who Pascua says have provide much inspiration for his work. “That’s the reason I love Asheville,” he says. “People come to my office and to my house and offer help. It’s just amazing.”

Pascua hopes to see all of his past supporters again and meet new friends as well when this year’s Bonfires for Peace project kicks off in Pritchard Park on April 17. The first free concert will feature musical performances by local fusion bands Peace Jones and Buyaka, as well as singer-songwriter Madelyn Lavender and spoken-word artist Roberto Hess. The inaugural concert coincides with a Traveling Bonfires’ event in the Philippines currently being organized by Pascua’s daughter, Donna Phoebe. The goal of the Philippines’ concert is to raise awareness and money for underprivileged and at-risk youth in the country. “People always ask me, what’s ‘Bonfires for Peace’? Just hearing the word ‘peace,’ they say it’s political. But, it’s not,” Pascua says. “It’s actually a community gathering.” A gathering where there’s no time for the fire of political disagreement. “If you have music, if you have food, if you have dancing, you don’t have much time to argue,” he says. “You just have fun.” And fun is what the Bonfires for Peace community project is all about. “You see 70year-old couples, men, women, grandchildren, and even cats and dogs dancing at the park,” Pascua says. “For me, that’s it! That’s what we’re after.” X Maggie Cramer is an Asheville-based freelance writer.

who:

Local bands Peace Jones and Buyaka, singer-songwriter Madelyn Lavender, and spoken-word artist Roberto Hess

what:

The Traveling Bonfires’ Bonfires for Peace music and poetry concert series

where:

Pritchard Park

when:

Inaugural concert April 17 (4-9 pm, free; concerts also to be held on May 29, June 26, July 17, August 21 and September 18)

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Hot on the wheels of the Trucker’s latest release, The Big To-Do, and fresh off a SXSW mega-bill with Band of Horses and Broken Social Scene, the smart Southernrock outfit rolls into town for another twonight run. Their last two-night Asheville stint sold out, and it’s easy to hear why: The band’s particular, near-Gothic and wry songwriting coupled with some supreme musical chops have earned some serious fans. With folk-rock fave Langhorne Slim. Friday, April 16, and Saturday, April 17. At the Orange Peel. 9 p.m. $25/$30. theorangepeel.net.

Record Store Day

Halloween. New Year’s Eve. Add Record Store Day to the list of super-rad holidays. And Asheville? We’ve got four thriving record stores, which is a damn sight more than most. Saturday, April 17 is a good day to check all of them out, with in-stores, giveaways and other fun stuff planned. Oh yeah, and the Drive-by Truckers and Langhorne Slim will be at Harvest Records in West Asheville, in between two nights at the Orange Peel (See above). Static Age at staticagerecords.com. Harvest Records at harvest-records.com. Karmasonics at 2599949 and Voltage Records at 255-9333.

Art + Chocolate

We love art. We love chocolate. And mobs? All the rage. The Asheville Art Museum cleverly combines the three into an exciting event at the French Broad Chocolate Lounge. Print and book artist Andy Farkas will be on hand to talk about his process and his inspiration, and demo his work. And Farkas and Chocolate Lounge owners/artisans Dan and Jael Rattigan will do a chocolate screen-print project, which you can eat afterwards. The Thursday, April 15, evening is a mere $5, which includes a glass of wine and a free pass to the Asheville Art Museum. 6 p.m. Register with the museum at 2533227, or show up at the door (we advise calling ahead!). See Farkas’ work at fablewood.com. More info at ashevilleart.org and frenchbroadchocolates.com.

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smartbets Greensky Bluegrass

A bluegrass band that covers Hendrix, Talking Heads and Bob Dylan? A bluegrass band with extended jams and loads of improv? Yes, and yes. Newgrass gems Greensky Bluegrass hold a CD-release show for their new two-disc live album, at the Garage at Biltmore. Friday, April 16. 9 p.m. $8. All-ages show. Stream live footage of the band at Rothbury Festival at http://iclips.net/watch/greenskybluegrass.

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Pilgrim at the LAB / The Styrenes at the LAB

The Lexington Avenue Brewery is already amassing a savory lineup of acts for its listening room, both local and far-flung. Witness: The enchanting outfit Pilgrim plays the CD-release for its brandnew Dog’s Dinner — a spartan seven-song move beyond its debut, featuring the ethereal singing of Noel Thrasher and Shane Perlowin’s striking guitar, along with the poetry of songwriter Jaye Bartell’s lyrics and his serious vocal approach. That show is Thursday, April 15, with Sky Lake. Also to note: Legendary “post-punk before punk ever happened” (Rolling Stone) band The Styrenes, with Paul Marotta, Jamie Klimek and John Morton, play the venue on Tuesday, April 20. It’s the bands 30th anniversary tour —- they’ll only be out for two weeks, in 13 cities, and Asheville’s lucky to be one of them.

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where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed. •To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue. •Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland. •Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed. •The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues. •Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

Wed., April 14

BoBo Gallery

Holland’s Grille

Marc Keller (singer/songwriter)

Country dance lessons, 9-10pm Dance, 10pm-Midnight

Bosco’s Sports Zone

AVAS (progressive, acoustic) Boiler Room

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Club 828

Ayurveda (rock) w/ Discordian Society

Old Time Jam, 6pm

Tallgary’s College Street Pub

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Shag dance

Aaron Woody Wood (soul, pop)

Broadway’s

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

‘80s Night, 10pm

Soul jazz jam

Chameleon Soul Food

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Spoken word, music & poetry night hosted by Lyric

Knives and Daggers (experimental) w/ Unholy Tongues & Untied States

Eleven on Grove

Nine Mile

Zydeco dance & lessons

Ras Berhane (acoustic, reggae)

The Free Flow Band (soul, funk)

Emerald Lounge

Orange Peel

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Benefit concert feat: Nikki Talley (indie, rock)

‘90s night dance party

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Frankie Bones

Open mic jam w/ The Wellhouse Band

Galactic (jazz, funk) w/ Ya-Ka-May Tour, Cyril Neville, Corey Henry, Cedric Burnside, Lightnin’ Malcolm & Josh Phillips

Frankie Bones

Pisgah Brewing Company

Athena’s Club

Open mic hosted by Jimbo

DJ night

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Fairview Tavern

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

David Kraai (country, folk, rock)

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Christina Antipa (singer/songwriter, folk)

“Hits & Shits” w/ Jamie Hepler

Good Stuff

Red Stag Grill

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Battle of the Bands

Singer/songwriter in the Round feat: Kellin Watson, Mary Ellen Bush, Wayne Robbins & Ben Lovett

Rocket Club

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Handlebar

“Super dance party” feat: Adam Strange & Crick Nice DJ

Open mic

Jay Clifford (rock) w/ Andy Lehman

Scandals Nightclub

Mon.

WING NIGHT

Tues.

FAT TuesdAy

Thur. Fri. Sat.

Courtyard Gallery

Open mic w/ rotating local hosts

Open mic w/ Barbie Angell

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Diana Wortham Theater

‘80s night

Lúnasa (Celtic)

Town Pump

Emerald Lounge

Open mic

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IRISH PUB

Feed and Seed

Fred’s Parkside Pub & Grill

Troubaduo (folk, soul, Americana)

Woody Pines (roots)

Beacon Pub

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Open mic

Utah Green (lyrical, roots)

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Garage at Biltmore

BoBo Gallery

EP3 (electronic, progressive) w/ The Werks (rock) & Lingo

Enormous Trio

Infusions Lounge

Paul Cataldo (singer/songwriter)

Boiler Room

Live music

Blue Stone (ambient, electronic)

Iron Horse Station

Wed. 4/14

Asheville Writer’s In The Round 8:30pm

Fri. 4/16

John Gorka w/ Sara Hickman 8pm

sun. 4/18

Chris Pureka w/ The Xylos 8pm

Tues. 4/20

Corinne West & Kelly Joe Phelps 8pm

Wed. 4/21

Midnite 9pm

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Thur. 4/22

Crooked Still 9pm

SaturDay, aPril 24

Fri. 4/23

5-11 pm

all u Can Eat Jambalaya & Blues $2 domestics and $5.50 bombs

Tax Day Tea Party, open mic session & music w/ Tennessee Jed

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Thu., April 15 Back Room

Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Back Room

Hip-hop & DJ night

The Hookah Bar

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Bobby Sullivan (blues, rock, standards)

Dance & open jam session

Open mic

Open Mic w/ David Bryan

Open mic

Club 828

Open mic & jam

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Open mic w/ Yorky

Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm

DJ D-Day

The Fox Hunt (country, roots) & The Deluge

Emerald Lounge

The Odd Meters (jazz, other)

Laurey’s Catering and Gourmet To Go

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Jack Of The Wood Pub

David Lynch (old time) & friends

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Pilgrim & Skylake - DJ night Lobster Trap

Wednesday, April 14th - 7pm • Free David Kraal Thursay, April 15th - 8pm • $5 Pimps of Joytime Friday, April 16th - 8pm • $8 The Legendary JC’s Open 4 - 9pm Mon. - Wed. • 2pm - until Thurs. - Sat.

Hank Bones

Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill

Marc Keller (acoustic, variety) Mela

Belly dancing Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Ugly Radio Rebellion w/ Ike Willis (Zappa tribute) O’Malley’s On Main

Jam night

Orange Peel

Paul Cataldo (Americana, country)

Funny Business Comedy Club

The Disgruntled Clown (comedy), 8pm & 10:30pm Garage at Biltmore

Greensky Bluegrass CD release party (bluegrass, roots) Good Stuff

Dave Turner (piano ballads) John Gorka (folk) w/ Sara Hickman

Against Me! (ambient, punk) w/ Dead To Me & Moneybrother Highland Brewing Company

Anne Coombs (jazz, swing) Red Step Artworks

Holland’s Grille

Open mic

Mind Echo (rock)

Rocket Club

Iron Horse Station

DJ Mark Davis w/ Jungle Night

Utah Green (eclectic folk)

Scandals Nightclub

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Temptations Red Room

Aaron Burdette (folk, acoustic, singer/songwriter) Jerusalem Garden

Belly dancing w/ live music

“Old School Dance Party” w/ DJ Chubby Knuckles

Lobster Trap

The Hookah Bar

Luella’s Bar-B-Que

Sweet Water Revolver (folk, bluegrass)

Parrish Ellis (acoustic Piedmont blues)

Town Pump

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Narrow Gauge Bluegrass Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz and Friends (blues)

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French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Josh Roberts and the Hinges (Americana, rock, indie)

Laura Michaels (Americana, acoustic)

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Tennessee Hollow (Americana, rock)

Red Stag Grill

Tallgary’s College Street Pub

All shows start at 9:30 pm and are $5 unless otherwise noted

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Handlebar

“Exposure” DJ night

Hosted by VJP • No Cover

The Space Heaters (swing, jazz)

Pisgah Brewing Company

Jack Williams (Americana, folk)

Thur., April 15th Ugly Radio Rebellion feat. Ike Willis Fri., April 16th Grateful Dead Night w/ Phuncle Sam & The New Cosmic Band Sat., April 17th Earth Day Afterparty w/ Dashvara & The Josh Blake Trio Mon., April 19th Jenny Juice’s Brown Bag Songwriting Competition • No Cover! Tues., April 20th Do It To Julia • No Cover! Wed., April 21st Soul Jazz Jam

Frankie Bones

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Purple Onion Cafe

Hosted by VJP • No Cover

The Patron Assembly (folk duo)

Allen Toussaint (soul, acoustic, funk) w/ Mike Farris Pimps of Joytime (soul, funk)

Wed., April 14th Soul Jazz Jam

SCI FI (psychedelic, jazz, fusion)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Live music by local artists

Phuncle Sam & The New Cosmic Band (Grateful Dead covers) New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Javi DJ night

Aaron LaFalce (acoustic guitar, singer/songwriter)

O’Malley’s On Main

Westville Pub

Olive or Twist

Pierce Edens and the Dirty Work (Americana, rock) Pub’s 8th birthday bash Zuma Coffee

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Fri., April 16 Athena’s Club

DJ night

Back Room

Shane Pruitt Band (blues, jam) Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm BoBo Gallery

IFFY

Boiler Room

Michael Burgin & The Drinkers Union (rock) w/ Grammer School & HiLites Club 828

Dr. Fuzz & the Voodoo Machine Jazz w/ Bill Gerhardt & Sharon LaMont Orange Peel

Drive-By Truckers (Southern rock, indie) w/ Langhorne Slim Pisgah Brewing Company

The Legendary JC’s (blues, funk) Purple Onion Cafe

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist) Red Stag Grill

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Charlie Foxtrot (classic rock) Rocket Club

Soft Opening, Seneca, Andrew Larson & the Moral Fibers, Skullthunder & Noise in Print (indie, punk) Scandals Nightclub

Drag show feat: Manhattan, Ashleigh Addams & more Stella Blue

The Beggin Friends

The Hookah Bar

The Wine Cellar at the Saluda Inn

Dave Desmlik (singer/songwriter)

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music w/ singer-songwriters Town Pump

The Deluge (Americana, acoustic) Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Ruby Mayfield and Friends Vincenzo’s Bistro

Bobby Sullivan (piano) Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

The Honeycutters (Americana, country, blues) White Horse

The Business

Sat., April 17 Athena’s Club

DJ night

Back Room

Nikki Talley (indie, rock) & Heath Patrick Beacon Pub

Black Mountain Magic Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk)

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm BoBo Gallery

Mundo Vibes w/ DJ Tripp (drum, hip-hop) Boiler Room

Resounding Silence (metal) w/ ShadoLine & Beyond the Fade Club 828

Earth Day Aftershow feat: The New Mastersounds (funk, jazz) w/ Afromotive Craggie Brewing Company

Zaq Suarez (folk, rock, Americana) Emerald Lounge

Trainwreks

Fairview Tavern

Road Trip (country)

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Three Brained Robot (electronica) Frankie Bones

Scott Raines (singer/songwriter) Fred’s Parkside Pub & Grill

Darien w/ Mystery Cult

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Johnson’s Crossroad (“bent acoustic country”) Funny Business Comedy Club

The Disgruntled Clown (comedy), 8pm & 10:30pm Garage at Biltmore

East Coast Dirt (progressive, experimental) Good Stuff

The Keys (folk, rock) Handlebar

Record Store Day Infusions Lounge

Live music

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Crybaby (swing)

Jerusalem Garden

Belly dancing w/ live music Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Matt Morris (singer/songwriter) Mike’s Tavern

If You Wannas & Sea Whistle

Lake Effekt (metal) w/ Built to Fall & From a Dig

Straightaway Café

Craggie Brewing Company

Tallgary’s College Street Pub

VooDoo Wedding (indie, rock)

Westsound (r&b)

Earth Day Party w/ Dashvara (progressive, funk, fusion)

Eleven on Grove

Temptations Red Room

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Jenne Sluder (singer/songwriter)

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

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Stockade Brew House 645-1300 Straightaway Cafe 669-8856 Switzerland Cafe 765-5289 Tallgaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College Street Pub 232-0809 Temptations Red Room 252-0775 Tolliverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 TGI Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 277-4080 Town Pump 669-4808 Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz &â&#x20AC;&#x2C6;Blues 254-7072 Vaso De Vino Wine Bar & Market 254-4698 Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro 254-4698 The Watershed 669-0777 Waynesville Waterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Hole 456-4750 Wedge Brewery 505 2792 Westville Pub 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe 253-3066 Xcapades 258-9652

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42nd Street Jazz Band Orange Peel

Drive-By Truckers (Southern rock, indie) w/ Langhorne Slim Purple Onion Cafe

The Space Heaters (acoustic, jazz, swing) Red Stag Grill

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Rendezvous Restaurant & Bar

Gypsy (rock)

Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Live music

Rocket Club

The Source Magazine & Southern Boy Entertainment show presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Red Carpet Showâ&#x20AC;? Scandals Nightclub

Drag show feat: Nicole Divine & more Stella Blue

Temptations Red Room

Grand opening party feat: Pierce Edens, Albatross Party & DJ Spy V

Chris Pureka (Americana, indie) w/ The Xylos Jack Of The Wood Pub

Tolliverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Irish session, 5pm Tom Waits time, late

Town Pump

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Lobster Trap

Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro

Luellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar-B-Que

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Westville Pub

Orange Peel

The Fox Hunt (country, roots) Taylor Moore & the Bordeaux Brothers (blues) Live music w/ Marc Keller Katie LaRue (acoustic, folk)

Cisco Playboys (Western swing, honky-tonk) White Horse

Mariam Matossian (folk singer) & Free Planet Radio

Sun., April 18 Athenaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club

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All Star Earth Day Jam w/ Acoustic Syndicate, Pond Farm Pickers & Cornmeal

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Straightaway CafĂŠ

BoBo Gallery

FreeGrass Revival (Americana, bluegrass)

DJ Exgasm

Tallgaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College Street Pub

Boscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Zone

Peggy Ratusz & Daddy Long Legs (blues)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

John Cook (acoustic)

Shag dance & lessons

Aaron Price (piano) Chris Rhodes

Hank & Johnny (from Firecracker Jazz Band) Singer/songwriters

ActionFest closing night awards w/ Chuck Norris & Reigning Sound

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Sunday jazz jam Root Bar No. 1

John Brodeur (pop, rock) Scandals Nightclub

Drag show feat: Ami Zhan & more Tallgaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College Street Pub

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Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Makia Groove (funk, reggae, fusion)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Boiler Room

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Mon., April 19

PeeWee Moore (roots)

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Rock Academy Music School Fundraiser

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Acoustic Spotlight

After Elvis (rock)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller & Company (variety)

Eleven on Grove

Swing & Tango lessons and dance

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White Horse

Wild Wing Cafe

Mack Kell’s Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues TUESDAY

Wed., April 21

Getaway’s (Eleven on Grove) Mike’s Side Pocket

Blues Jam w/ Mars Fariss

Emerald Lounge

Dead Level Underground (metal), Pleasures of the Ultraviolet (punk, rock, experimental)

Tuesday Night Funk Jam Feed and Seed

Emerald Lounge

Will Ray’s Mountain Jam

Dance party w/ DJ Wayd Runk

Irish session, 6:30pm Open mike w/ Parker Brooks, 8:30pm

Garage at Biltmore

Agobi Family 420 Party

Pee Wee Moore & The Awful Dreadful Snakes

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Contra dance Hangar

Open mic night w/ Aaron LaFalce Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Songwriting Competition w/ Jenny Juice Orange Peel

Motion City Soundtrack (rock, pop) w/ fun, A Rocket To The Moon & Sing It Loud Monday Rocket Club

Asheville Jazz Orchestra (swing, jazz) Town Pump

Paco Shipp (roots, blues) w/ David Bryan, Steve Blanton & Jerry McNeely Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

D Mack Vocal jazz session w/ Sharon LaMotte, 7:30pm Karaoke w/ Sound Extreme, 10:30pm

Bluegrass & clogging

Corinne West (acoustic, country, folk) & Kelly Joe Phelps Laurey’s Catering and Gourmet To Go

Old-time jam

Dance & open jam session Back Room

Battle of the Bands

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

The Styrenes (rock, progressive, punk) Lobster Trap

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Open mic

BoBo Gallery

Geoff Weeks

Screaming Js (folk, experimental, blues)

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Do It To Julia (folk, rock)

Shag dance

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Rock Records

Broadway’s

‘80s Night, 10pm

Rocket Club

Chameleon Soul Food

Mindtonic Music Series Tallgary’s College Street Pub

Screaming Js (folk, experimental, blues)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Open mic w/ Pierce Edens

Marc Keller & Company (variety)

TGI Friday’s

Tue., April 20

The Hookah Bar

Spoken word, music & poetry night hosted by Lyric Eleven on Grove

Zydeco dance & lessons

Temptations Red Room

Fairview Tavern

Open mic jam w/ The Wellhouse Band

Billy Gilmore (acoustic duo)

Frankie Bones

Back Room

Phat Tuesday: THUMP vs. Cleofus (Round 2)

Steve Whiteside (acoustic guitar)

Town Pump

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Midnite (reggae) Handlebar

Crooked Still (bluegrass) Holland’s Grille

Marc Keller (singer/songwriter) Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old Time Jam, 6pm Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Aaron Woody Wood (soul, pop) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Soul jazz jam Nine Mile

Ras Berhane (acoustic, reggae) Orange Peel

Brother Ali (hip-hop) w/ Fashawn, BK-One & Dow Jones Pisgah Brewing Company

The New Mastersounds (funk, soul) w/ Salvador Santana Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

“Hits & Shits” w/ Jamie Hepler Red Stag Grill

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Bobby Sullivan (blues, rock, standards)

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Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

(3miles west of Downtown -off Patton Ave.)

Open mic Rocket Club

“Super dance party” feat: Adam Strange & Crick Nice DJ

Scandals Nightclub

Country dance lessons, 9-10pm Dance, 10pm-Midnight Tallgary’s College Street Pub

Open mic

Screw Records Collective w/ Candice B - DJ night

Odd Meters & Suex Effect

Lobster Trap

Feed and Seed

Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Mela

Funny Business Comedy Club

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Garage at Biltmore

Hank Bones

Marc Keller (acoustic, variety)

The Hookah Bar

Open mic w/ rotating local hosts

Belly dancing

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

‘80s night

Doc Aquatic (indie, folk, rock)

Town Pump

Open Mic w/ David Bryan Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Project Green Runway (fashion show benefiting the WNC Aids Project) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Jam night

Pisgah Brewing Company

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Paul Cataldo (Americana, country) Purple Onion Cafe

Anne Coombs (jazz, swing)

Jammin’ with Funky Max

Red Step Artworks

Thu., April 22

Open bluegrass jam

Athena’s Club

Future Rock (electronica) w/ The Malah

Rocket Club

DJ night

Scandals Nightclub

Back Room

“Exposure” DJ night

Matt Woods (singer/songwriter)

Tallgary’s College Street Pub

Beacon Pub

Joshua Singleton (acoustic)

Open mic

Temptations Red Room

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Mark Bumgarner (Americana) BoBo Gallery

“Smokin’ Word Poetics” Boiler Room

Unlikely Alibi (ska, rock) w/ Restrict This & Dr. DP and the TrainRunners Bosco’s Sports Zone

Hip-hop & DJ night Courtyard Gallery

Open mic w/ Barbie Angell Emerald Lounge

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French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

One Leg Up (jazz)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Crooked Still (folk)

Joshua James (singer/songwriter) w/ Matthew Perryman Jones Infusions Lounge

Live music

Iron Horse Station

Open mic w/ Yorky

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Bluegrass Jam, 7pm

Laurey’s Catering and Gourmet To Go

Lyn Llewellyn (“kooky uke”)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

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Twist of Fate (rock ‘n’ roll) Iron Horse Station

Mark Bumgarner (Americana) Jack Of The Wood Pub

Gas House Mouse (blues) Jerusalem Garden

Belly dancing w/ live music

Town Pump

Luella’s Bar-B-Que

Eric Sommer (indie, blues)

Lorraine Conrad (country, roots)

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

These United States (psychedelic, gospel, grime)

Joe Craven (Jerry Garcia/David Grisman collaborator)

Aaron LaFalce (acoustic guitar, singer/songwriter)

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Westville Pub

O’Malley’s On Main

Troubaduo (folk, soul, Americana)

Jonathan Martin & Zack Rathbone

Zuma Coffee

Olive or Twist

John Douglas Company (alternative rock)

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist)

Back Room

Red Stag Grill

The Jacob Johnson Group (acoustic) feat: John Henry & Mark Eshenbaugh

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

Beacon Pub

6 Toed Possum Babies (classic rock)

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Scandals Nightclub

Drag show

Stella Blue

Boiler Room

Straightaway Café

Machiavillians (indie, rock) & Blag’ard and Shiner Miners

Nic Coker (banjo, vocals)

Craggie Brewing Company

Fire & Desire (swing dance party)

Emerald Lounge

Tallgary’s College Street Pub Temptations Red Room

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Black Mountain Magic with Bill Ramsey

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Avatar 3D (PG-13) 1:00, 4:25, 7:45 The Bounty Hunter (PG-13) 2:05, 4:40, 7:05, 9:45 Care Bears (G) 12:05 Sat, Sun, Tue only Date Night (PG-13) 1:30, 2:20, 3:30, 4:20, 5:30, 6:20, 7:30, 8:20, 9:30 Late show 10:10 Fri-Sat only How to Train Your Dragon 3D (PG) 12:00, 12:45, 2:15, 3:00, 4:45, 5:15, 7:10, 7:50, 9:20, 10:00 The Last Song (PG) 12:15, 12:55, 2:35, 3:20, 4:55, 5:45, 7:20, 8:10, 9:40, Late show 10:25 Fri-Sat only Letters to God (PG) 1:35, 4:10, 7:15, 9:50 Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? (PG-13) 1:45, 4:30, 7:00, 9:25

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Director: Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum) Players: Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Common, James Franco, Mila Kunis Thrill Comedy Rated PG-13

The Story: A dull married couple pretend to be other people to get dinner reservations, causing them to be mistaken for those people — who just happen to be in bad with the mob. The Lowdown: The cast — especially Steve Carell and Tina Fey — raise this otherwise ordinary thrill comedy to the level of agreeable entertainment. Date Night offers us a number of first-class passengers who have been packed into a Yugo of a movie. The passengers make the ride a reasonably pleasant one, but only because they’re willing to get out on occasion and push the vehicle up a hill. Nearly everyone in front of the camera makes the actions of those behind the camera appear to matter far less than they actually do, if you examine the movie in more than the most cursory manner. I say nearly everyone simply because I have yet to determine why Mark Ruffalo is even in this. I can only guess that — along with his role in Where the Wild Things Are last year — he’s vying for the title of Good Actor in the Largest Number of Pointless Cameos. Trouble emerges at the very onset. This is one of those affairs where you have to slog through 15 minutes of setup (and the movie’s only 88 minutes long) to get to the story that was spelled out in approximately 30 seconds of trailer. Blame screenwriter Josh Klausner for this. Credit Steve Carell and Tina Fey as boring and bored married couple Phil and Claire Foster for making the slog more palatable than it has any right to be. (And smack whoever didn’t pick Fey’s “vagina” ad lib — seen in the outtakes at the end — instead of the flat line that’s in the finished film.) Carell and Fey have enough casual chemistry to keep the film appearing to be moving even when it’s stuck in exposition neutral. Once the story itself begins, the film is on better ground. Phil pretends to be someone else in order to get reservations at a posh restaurant, leading to him and Claire being mistaken for a pair of low-rent blackmailers who’ve crossed a mob boss. The material here is fairly sharp for a while. One gag, in fact, involving their getaway by boat in Central Park is genuinely inspired. The key to a lot of this, though, is still Carell and Fey, who understand that this kind of thrill comedy — where the stars’ lives are endangered — only works if the performers play it straight.

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Tina Fey and Steve Carell defy a so-so script and direction to turn Date Night into a pleasant entertainment. They can crack wise on occasion — which they do in a manner that’s reminiscent of the off-thecuff style of Crosby and Hope — but they never forget that some sense of menace is essential. They always give the illusion of being genuinely scared. The guest bits involving Mark Wahlberg, James Franco, Mila Kunis and an unbilled Ray Liotta work very nicely by giving the leads quality performers to play off. Again, it helps that Wahlberg and Liotta play it straight. Franco and Kunis do veer into the broad range — that is, they don’t play their roles subtle or straight (they reminded me of Ric Ocasek and Pia Zadora in John Waters’ 1988 Hairspray, except Franco and Kunis can act) — but that works with their characters. It also helps in that it gives Carell and Fey something to react to that’s even weirder than their perilous situation. Yes, the film is pretty much a one-note affair in terms of plotting (even if the plot is agreeably convoluted). And it certainly errs by sticking an elaborate car chase into the proceedings — presumably because the screenwriter couldn’t think of anything else. However, on the relativity scale, it’s hard not to give the movie credit for being both funnier and more romantic than the execrable The Bounty Hunter. And even though it’s pitched toward high-concept comedy, it makes a better comment on marital ennui than Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too. You could add that it’s also the best movie Shawn Levy’s ever made, but that’s really damning it with faint praise. On its own merits, it’s just OK. But the cast makes it worth the visit. Rated PG-13 for sexual and crude content throughout, language, some violence and a drug reference. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carmike Cinema 10, Carolina Asheville

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Director: David Nixon and Patrick Doughtie Players: Robyn Lively, Jeffrey Johnson, Tanner Maguire, Michael Bolten, Maree Cheatham Religious Melodrama Rated PG

The Story: A prepubescent cancer sufferer inspires those around him with the letters he writes to God. The Lowdown: Generic, heartstrings-tugging Christian melodrama that’s exactly like — and as exciting as — every other bout of melodramatic fundamentalist filmmaking. The fact that David Nixon and Patrick Doughtie’s Letters to God is only being awarded one star is due mostly to its execution. Yes, it’s another foray into the sometimes-lucrative world of fundamentalist moviemaking, but at base, this isn’t the issue. Instead, Letters to God’s great failing is its overall listlessness. The film has a laundry list of problems: amateurish direction, a corny plot, insincere acting. And all of it is at the mercy of laborious plotting that leads to a destination that’s none too surprising. There’s a sheen of saccharine melodrama to push things along and the kind of overly sentimental hokiness that causes epistemological cavities. The movie — in theory — is supposed to steer those curious about Christianity closer to God. In reality — as with all such high-minded Christian films that flop around — the movie offers zilch to anyone not already

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Alice in Wonderland 3D (PG) 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 Clash of the Titans 3D (PG-13) 1:30, 4:30, 7:40, 10:10 Clash of the Titans 2D (PG-13) 1:00, 4:00, 7:10, 9:40 Death at a Funeral (R) 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 10:20 Hot Tub Time Machine (R) 1:50, 4:50, 7:50, 10:05 Kick-Ass (R) 1:10, 1:40, 4:10, 4:40, 7:00, 7:30,9:45, 10:15 For some theaters movie listings were not available at press time. Please contact the theater or check mountainx.com for updated information.

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Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Crispin Glover Fantasy In this sequel to Alice in Wonderland, the young adult Alice is lured back to the land of her youthful adventures to help defeat the tyrannical Red Queen. A visually striking, emotionally involving, highly Burtonized take on the Alice in Wonderland stories that sometimes soars without quite striking the gong, but is never less than entertaining. Rated PG

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Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Michelle Rodriguez Science Fiction In the future, an ex-Marine inflitrates the indigenous race on the planet Pandora, only to find their simple ways superior to those of civilization as he knows it. An undeniable effects and design extravaganza, Avatar is nonetheless a fairly basic story with a new paint job. Rated PG-13

The Bounty Hunter J

Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler, Jason Sudeikis, Christine Baranski, Dorian Missick Charmless Romantic Comedy/Thriller A bounty hunter lands the assignment of bringing in his ex-wife. Fighting and romance ensue. The stars have no chemistry. The story is dopey. The romance is nonexistent. The comedy is unfunny. The sight gags are lame. Any more questions? Rated PG-13

Chloe JJJJ

Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, Max Thieriot Drama/Thriller A wife, suspicious of her husband’s fidelity, hires a young prostitute to test his faithfulness. It’s stylish, well-acted and contains some good performances, but devolves into a not-very-persuasive exploitation thriller. Entertaining, but not the film it starts out to be. Rated R

Clash of the TitanS JJJ

Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Jason Flemyng, Gemma Arterton Effects-Driven Fantasy The demigod Perseus sets out to detach the head of Medusa so he can use it to turn a giant monster to stone and save the people of Argos. Every bit as silly as it sounds, Clash of the Titans, nonetheless, offers passable, if far from extraordinary, entertainment. Rated PG-13

Date Night JJJJ

Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Common, James Franco, Mila Kunis Thrill Comedy A dull married couple pretend to be other people to get dinner reservations, causing them to be mistaken for those people—who just happen to be in bad with the mob. The cast—especially Steve Carell and Tina Fey—raise this otherwise ordinary thrill comedy to the level of agreeable entertainment. Rated PG-13

Diary of a Wimpy Kid JJJJ

Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron, Rachael Harris, Steve Zahn, Devon Bostick Family Comedy A boy is continuously thwarted in his attempts at gaining popularity in his first year of middle school. A surprisingly imaginative, often amusing little movie that’s a rarity in the world of kids films. Rated PG

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The Ghost Writer JJJJJ

Psychological Political Thriller A ghost writer is hired to polish the memoirs of a former British prime minister after the mysterious death of the original writer. A complete return to form for Roman Polanski—a quietly intense psychological and political thriller that ranks up there with the filmmaker’s great works. Not to be missed. Rated PG-13

Hot Tub Time Machine JJ

John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, Clark Duke, Crispin Glover Comedy A group of washed-up friends are transported—by a hot tub— through time to their heyday in the ‘80s. A generally unfunny, occasionally repulsive comedy that’s offset by a handful of funny moments. Rated R

How to Train Your Dragon JJJJJ

(Voices) Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson, America Ferrera, Jonah Hill Animated Adventure/Fantasy A young Viking wounds a dragon and, in dealing with the creature, learns that everything his people think they know about dragons is wrong. A thoroughly appealing animated fantasy from the duo who made Lilo & Stitch. Rated PG

The Last Son J

Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Bobby Coleman, Liam Hemsworth, Hallock Beals Goopy Melodrama An angsty teen is forced to spend the summer with her estranged father. A shoddy, meandering mess filled with clichés and lazy melodrama. Rated PG

Letters to God J

Robyn Lively, Jeffrey Johnson, Tanner Maguire, Michael Bolten, Maree Cheatham Religious Melodrama A prepubescent cancer sufferer inspires those around him with the letters he writes to God. Generic, heartstrings-tugging Christian melodrama that’s exactly like—and as exciting as—every other bout of melodramatic fundamentalist filmmaking. Rated PG

Repo Men JJJ

Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, Alice Braga, Carice van Houten Sci-Fi/Action In the future, a repo man in the business of repossessing designer organs from deadbeat patients finds himself on the other end of the repossession game. A well-acted and occasionally stylish sci-fi yarn that’s too derivative to be as thought-provoking as it thinks it is. Rated R

The Runaways JJJJJ

Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, Michael Shannon, Stella Maeve, Scout Taylor-Compton Rock-Music Biopic The story of the creation, rise and fall of the band the Runaways. An unblinkingly realistic look (albeit sometimes clichéd) at the world of rock music; it’s anchored by sharp direction and three performances that could prove career-defining. Rated R

Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? JJ

Janet Jackson, Tyler Perry, Jill Scott, Sharon Leal, Malik Yoba, Tasha Smith, Richard T. Jones Soapy Marital Drama Four couples’ marital trouble starts to rise to the surface on a Bahamas vacation. A fairly typical Tyler Perry soap, but with a misogynistic undercurrent and a preposterously ill-conceived ending. Rated PG-13

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Neil LaBute continues to hammer nails into the coffin of his career with this remake of Frank Oz’s wild British farce Death at a Funeral, which dates all the way back to 2007. The same guy, Dean Craig, who wrote the presumably outdated version, penned this new one. Peter Dinklage reprises his role as the late patriarch’s blackmailing dirty little secret. It’s been Americanized and apparently tailored to the talents of its predominately black cast, including Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence. It seems to be virtually a scene-forscene remake in every other sense. It doesn’t look so much bad as just utterly superfluous. And, no, it hasn’t been screened for critics. No one’s that brave — or maybe that dumb. (R)

KICK-ASS

Matthew Vaughn follows up his Stardust with this R-rated comedy/action film based on a series of comic books about a kid (Aaron Johnson) who so wants to be a superhero

that he doesn’t let a little thing like having no superpowers stop him. So he becomes a crime fighter, calling himself Kick-Ass, and hooks up with a father-daughter team (Nicolas Cage and Chloe Moretz) of similar mind-set. The early reviews — primarily from Australia and the UK — are certainly encouraging. Some, however, are taking the image of children as gun-toting crime fighters very seriously and find the film objectionable. (R) Early review samples: • “Offers some genuinely clever observations about the creation of celebrity in a world where viral video clips and late-night talk show quips can turn attention seekers into overnight sensations (and inadvertent role models).” (Joe Leydon, Variety) • “The film is completely stolen by Chloe Grace Moretz, who’s simultaneously adorable, foul-mouthed, hilarious and unspeakably violent; her fight scenes are thrillingly shot and genuinely exciting to watch.” (Matthew Turner, The View London)

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of one mind with Letters to God’s message. Who but a Christian is ever going to bother seeing this movie? — making the entire enterprise an exercise in futility. On top of it all, because of the movie’s religious leanings, no one wants to scare the horses, meaning the movie is a heaping pile of dramatic inertness. The story revolves around a kid named Tyler (Tanner Maguire) who is suffering from brain cancer. Tyler writes quaint pen-pal letters to God every day and occasionally vomits at inopportune times. An alcoholic mailman (Jeffrey Johnson) ends up on the kid’s route, and — after his shoes are upchucked onto — begins reading the letters (most assuredly breaking all kinds of federal laws). Add in Tyler’s mother (Robyn Lively), who is suffering through a crisis of faith, and there’s the film’s setup. Now, knowing the film’s subject matter and target audience, it’s none too difficult to see where Letters to God’s freight-train plotting is going to end up. Because of Tyler’s letters, icy hearts are melted and faiths are restored. Interspersed with languid discussions about faith, the film wraps up with what is supposed to be an assault on the tear ducts. In the end, there’s nary a surprise or an interesting moment to be found. Judging by its weekend box-office numbers, it looks as if Letters to God’s target audience isn’t sold on it either. Rated PG for thematic material. reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carmike Cinema 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande 15.

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Director: Catherine Breillat Players: Anaïs Reboux, Roxane Mesquida, Libero De Rienzo, Arsinée Khanjian, Romain Goupil Drama Rated NR One of the penalties of having so many films you have to see is that it’s possible — even inevitable — that you miss films you ought to see. Until two days ago, I’d never heard of Fat Girl (2001), and until I looked up Catherine Breillat, I’d never heard of its maker either. I was surprised to find that not only had Fat Girl not played in Asheville, but neither had Breillat’s four subsequent films. Possibly her latest film, Bluebeard, will be different. What surprises me is that the scandals that have surrounded her films — because of their brutally frank sexuality — has prompted no great degree of local curiosity. Having now seen Fat Girl, I can say my interest is piqued — as is my trepidation. This blunt coming-of-age tale of sibling rivals is one of the most disturbing films I’ve ever seen. Classic Cinema From Around the World will present Fat Girl at 8 p.m. Friday, April 16, at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332.

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Director: Robert Day (Tarzan the Magnificent) Players: Ursula Andress, Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, John Richardson, Bernard Cribbins Adventure/Fantasy Rated NR The umpteenth film version of H. Rider Haggard’s “famous novel” (the credits assure us of this), this 1965 Hammerfied take on She won’t get you nearly as high as the 1935 film, but nevertheless boasts a pretty fair amount of camp. It’s still a lost-city yarn about a 2,000year-old woman called Ayesha (“She Who Must Be Obeyed”) who is all a-dither about her reincarnated lost love. In the bargain, you get Ursula Andress in the title role giving her usual awkward line readings, Christopher Lee as an evil priest in a variety of hats that appear to have been fashioned from 1930s football helmets (and one made out of a gilded pineapple), a volcano pit that looks like a lava light that got out of hand and the lamest leading man (John Richardson) imaginable. Unfortunately, there are some pretty dull patches, too. The Hendersonville Film Society will show She at 2 p.m. Sunday, April 18, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. For Cranky Hanke’s full reviews of these movies, visit www.mountainx.com/movies.

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The Asheville Actionfest Film Festival (April 15-18) is upon us — and with it come more than a few surprises of the pleasant kind. Yes, I know, when you hear the term “action film,” something like the cinematic equivalent to a tractor pull likely comes to mind. And in a lot of respects, I wouldn’t argue that assessment. Anyone who reads my columns regularly certainly knows I’m not exactly an action-picture kind of guy. That’s to say, I’ve never been prone to prefer the elusive charms of Michael Bay to a nice vintage Ingmar Bergman movie. Still, there are action movies and then there are action movies. Action, of course, is a genre only in the very broadest sense. It encompasses so many subgenres that it can mean a great many things. As at least a partial barometer of how very different action movies can be, just consider the seven movies the Actionfest folks arranged for me to see in advance of the festival.

Showcase films Not surprisingly, the showcase films — Centurion, The Good, the Bad, the Weird and The Square — are the ones that were given press screenings last week. These are certainly the films with the most buzz, and understandably so. Neil Marshall’s Centurion opens the festival on Thursday, April 15. It’s an apt choice. Thanks to Dog Soldiers (2002), The Descent (2005) and Doomsday (2008), Marshall is easily the bestknown filmmaker represented at Actionfest. The film stars Michael Fassbender (Inglorious Basterds), Dominic West (Punisher: War Zone) and Olga Kurylenko (Quantum of Solace) and, all in all, is Saturday-matinee-action fare from the 1960s, but with a slightly postmodern script and a healthy helping of blood and gore that couldn’t have existed in the ‘60s. As fellow critic Chip Kaufmann commented during the screening, “The ad campaign should be ‘Leaves no cliché unturned,’” but that’s exactly the kind of movie it sets out to be. It’s ancient Romans vs. the Picts with atrocities aplenty over the course of the movie’s reasonably tight 97 minutes. (According to the IMDb, the film was shown in Finland in a 130-minute cut, which is hard to imagine, since even at 97 minutes the movie has a few too many sweeping shots of our heroes trudging through the snowy mountains.) It verges on being an homage to every ancient-world adventure ever undertaken, and if you don’t take it seriously, it’s a good bit of fun.

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Byung-hun Lee as “The Bad” in Ji-woon Kim’s outrageously entertaining The Good, the Bad, the Weird. The biggest drawback is that it’s impossible to tell whose side we’re supposed to be on — both the Romans (with the exception of Fassbender and his disposable band of straggling survivors) and the Picts are pretty despicable. That’s probably of minor significance here where the order of the day is spectacular swordplay and various elaborate head-loppings and methods of destruction. If that’s what you’re after, Marshall’s film certainly delivers. The film shows at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday and at 2 p.m. on Friday. And then there’s Ji-woon Kim’s The Good, the Bad, the Weird, a self-proclaimed “Oriental Western.” As the title implies, there’s more than a touch of Sergio Leone about this very elaborate mix of martial arts and the Western film. But it’s more like Leone on speed. It’s one of those movies that hits the ground running and somehow manages to largely maintain a fever pitch for its entire length. That’s even more remarkable with a movie that clocks in at 131 minutes. The film is set in Manchuria in a period that’s vaguely the 1940s (Glenn Miller’s “Moonlight Serenade” is on a gramophone) and pits three Korean outlaws — the Good, Bad and Weird of the title — against Chinese forces, Japanese forces, Chinese bandits, just about everyone who comes along, and each other. It’s reasonably clear from early on who the Good is and who the Bad is, leaving the Weird to emerge by default. At the same time, each of them could qualify as weird, but then that could be said of the entire movie, which is delightfully and defiantly strange at every turn.

While The Good, the Bad, the Weird is essentially an action/black comedy (the humor is definitely of the darkest kind), it never forgets that it’s an action picture. In fact, its over-the-top action set pieces were the best I saw in any of the films. I suspect that’s because Ji-woon Kim makes the film itself as much an action movie as any of his actors. His camera constantly swoops and flies over and with the action — and it’s done with tremendous panache and precision, not to mention an obvious love of the genre. (Whenever you when this or that standard genre shot might appear, he supplies it — usually with a vengeance.) Is it the best film I saw? It’s at least close — and it’s certainly the most fun. It plays Friday at 7 p.m. and at noon on Saturday. Don’t miss this one. The biggest buzz probably surrounds Nash Edgerton’s The Square, an Australian film co-written by Edgerton’s brother Joel and coproduced by them both. The brother status — and the fact that the film is very much in the neo-noir mold — has resulted in the Edgertons being compared with the Coens (and to a lesser extent, the Wachowski brothers). There’s some justification, since this is the genre that served as the calling card for the Coens with Blood Simple (1984) and the Wachowskis with Bound (1996). And the film has certainly received an incredible number of terrific reviews — all of which are pretty much deserved, but the Edgertons lack the Coens’ verbal wit, and the technical panache of both the Coens and the Wachowskis. Nevertheless, it’s certainly a good — sometimes great — movie.

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Other notable films The four titles I saw on screeners may not be quite up to these three, but they all have their degree of interest. Pieter Van Hees’ Dirty Mind — a Belgian film — is perhaps the oddest film out of the set, if only because it’s very different from most in its genre. Rather than being an action film itself, this is a vaguely sci-fi opus that centers on two brothers who do stunt work for Flemish TV (who knew?), thereby literally staging the movie’s action scenes. The plot itself is really little more than a variation on the old blow-to-the-head shtick where a character’s entire personality is altered by an accident. In this case, the center of this is the shy, introverted half of the team, Diego (Wim Helsen). Following a stunt that goes wrong (thanks to his own ineptitude) he awakes from the resultant coma a changed man. No longer shy, he’s become outspoken, selfassured, rude and a magnificent stunt man. The question becomes whether he should be subjected to an experimental operation that will turn him back into his dull, but definitely more socially acceptable self. (Whatever happened to the old saw that such transformations could be cured by another bop on the head?) The film isn’t terribly surprising at any point, but it’s engaging, and some of the stunts — especially the most elaborate one — are impressive in their own right. It screens Friday at 2:30 p.m. and Saturday at 2:50 p.m. I can’t say I was much taken with the Indonesian Merantau, a film that purports to present Iko Uwais as the next Tony Jaa. I’m skeptical. The title refers to a traditional rite of passage into manhood that’s not entirely unlike the Aboriginal practice of “walkabout.” In this case, it involves Uwais going to Djakarta and tangling with bad men running some kind of sex-slave ring. The plot is corny and the dialogue is worse,

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though the action scenes may make up for that — depending on your fondness for martial-arts movies. In the end, I think it’s simply not my kind of movie. Checking out the fan sites for action movies of this stripe, I find the film is very highly regarded by people who write things like, “This movie kicked me square. I’m just now taking the ice pack off my junk.” Make of that what you will. The movie screens at 7:10 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday at noon. It’s a bit difficult for me to actually judge the Chilean film Mandrill. Why? Well, the screener had no subtitles and my Spanish is rudimentary at best — and then only if it’s spoken slowly. I could tell that Mandrill (Marko Zaror) is some kind of James Bond character and that the film is a combination action-spy movie that also attempts to parody the genre. Here’s what I can say: The film is colorful and action-packed. Zaror is an appealing screen presence. The story is straightforward enough that I could follow it reasonably well. The whole thing feels a lot like a TV film — complete with spots for commercial breaks. It shows Friday at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. — presumably with subtitles. Finally, the Brazilian Besouro (the title means “beetle” in Portuguese and is the adopted name of the main character) is something I can judge only in part because the screener froze at about the half-way mark. But I liked what I saw of this period film about a black Brazilian martial-arts specialist (Ailton Carmo) waging war against the evil capitalist sugar barons who treat his people like slaves. It’s bright, colorful, nicely shot and — unlike anything else I saw — deeply mystical. I may, in fact, go see this on the screen just to see how it turns out. The film screens at 9:45 p.m. on Friday and at 4:45 p.m. on Saturday. That covers what I’ve seen so far, but there’s one title I haven’t seen that I admit intrigues me: Robo Geisha. This is a Japanese movie that’s described in the press notes as, “[Set] in modern-day Japan, Kikue and Yoshie, two sisters in geisha training, are kidnapped and forced into the shadowy world of the Kageno Corporation, a steel company that uses their massive Geisha Army and a pair of seemingly supernatural, bikini-clad female assassins as a front for a terrorist organization bent on returning Japan to a period of more traditional values.” Sight unseen, I recommend this, as I see no way it can be less than wonderful. Fact: Actionfest will present Chuck Norris with a Lifetime Achievement Award on Sunday, April 18. For more information on Actionfest, visit www.actionfest.com. Read Xpress’ interview with Chuck Norris on p. 72.

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APRIL • MAY • SPRING SPECIAL! Sign a lease in April or May and take advantage of our Spring Special. Visit our office: 61 Bingham Road, Asheville for details or call (828) 250-0159. • Dishwasher, WD connections, all appliances. • Water, garbage and sewer included in rent. • Pet friendly. • No application fee. Bus service every hour. • 1, 2, 3 and 4BR homes! • Section 8 welcomed! Equal Housing Opportunity. Professionally managed by Partnership Property Management. Woodridge Apartments.

HISTORIC MONTFORD • 1BR, formal L/R and D/R, private front porch. Hardwood floors, gas heat. $650/month, water and laundry included. One small pet considered with fee. Year lease, sec. dep., credit check. Elizabeth, 828-253-6800.

2BR, 1BA WEST • 9 King Arthur. Patio, carpet. $625/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

ASHEVILLE • WEST 2BR, 1BA, deck, WD connections, off street parking, close to park, walk to Haywood Road. Pets considered. $650/month. Call (828) 279-2936. www.masinvestmentsllc.com

NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES • Special • Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. 1BR, 1BA $495/month. 2BR, 1BA $550/month. 3BR, 1BA $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334. WNC Rentals.

1.5BR, 1BA SOUTH • 630 Rose Hill. Patio, carpet floors. $595/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA EAST • 744 Bee Tree Lake. A/C, W/D. $675/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

BENT CREEK • 2BR, 1BA. Garage. $725/month. 828-3509400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

1BA/STUDIO • 85 Merrimon. Spring Special! All utilities included. $500/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA SOUTH • 19 Ravenscroft. Fireplace, patio. $735/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

BLACK MOUNTAIN • 2BR, 1BA. Heatpump, central air, W/D connection. Nice area. Only $625/month. 828-252-4334.

1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 1225 Highland. Elevator, hardwood floors. $475$575/month. 828-693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR/1.5BA SOUTH, SKYLAND HEIGHTS AC, storage, $525/month. 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 2010 Laurel Park Highway. Heat included. Hardwood floors. $525. 828-693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR/1BA NORTH 501 Beaverdam, $545/month. Mountain Views, Washer/Dryer hookups, 828-253-151. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA HENDERSONVILLE • 407 4th Ave. Hardwood floors, historic. $540/month. 828-6938069. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR/1BA WEST • 217 Bear Creek. $615/month. Central A/C - Heat, deck. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA Hendersonville 827 4th Ave, $445/month. Hardwood Floors, water Included, 828693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR/1BA WEST • 45 Florida. $615/month. W/D connections, deck. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA Hendersonville 827 4th Ave, $445/month. Hardwood Floors, water Included, 828693-8069. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR/2BA, ARDEN • 216 Weston, A/C. $725/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1 & 2 BEDROOMS • STARTING AT $595/MONTH! Apartment living in a park-like setting. Great location! • Pets ok! Call 274-4477. EHO. woodsedge.webs.com 1-2BR, 1BA EAST • 7 Violet Hills. $595/month. A/C, D/W. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

ATTRACTIVE, 2,000 SQ,FT. DOWNTOWN OFFICE • 55 Grove Street. Four offices, break room, large reception area. Below market at $10/ sq. ft. Ample parking nearby. Practical and beautiful. Call (828) 2539451. DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft. Very prominent locations. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE For lease. Above City Bakery, Biltmore Avenue. Approximately 775 sqft. Natural light. Spacious. info@sycamorepartners.net LEXINGTON AVENUE Vanilla shell w/loads of character, hardwood floors, exposed beams, 3 bathrooms, large windows, $3,950/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com OFFICE SPACE IN HOLISTIC MEDICAL PRACTICE Join naturopathic docs, massage therapists and hypnotist in shared building on 4 lane hwy in Pisgah Forest. $350/mo plus $25 maint. Includes utilities. Large office with closet, waiting room, reception area, handicapped accessible. 828877-2300 RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses. Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com ASHEVILLE DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Historic Miles Building. 2 Wall Street. Large and small suites available. Some have hardwood floors. All have charm, high ceilings and are updated. We are a nonsmoking, friendly working community. For Inquiries: mrsmawest@yahoo.com or 828 242-5456

Rentals

Rooms For Rent

2BR, 1BA • NEAR MISSION HOSPITAL Bi-level, hardwood floors, AC, stove, refrigerator. Lease. Deposit. $600/month. 273-9228.

1-2BR/1-2BA ARDEN, GLEN BEALE, 2nd Month RENT FREE, AC. $555-$655/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1, 2, 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS From $525$1500. • Huge selection! • Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966. Alpha-Real-Estate.com

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 10 Lenox. Porch, free heat. $595$655/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA NORTH • 346 Montford. Historic, hardwood floors. $575-$595. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA NORTH • 7 Banbury Cross. Hardwood floors, private parking. $595/month. www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA NORTH • 83 Edgemont. Sunroom, A/C, hardwood floors. $685/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

ARDEN • FULLY FURNISHED Private, peaceful, organic house and gardens. Close to everything! • No smoking/drugs. No lease. $395/month. 687-2390.

1BR/1BA NORTH • 82 Merrimon. $575/month. Hardwood floors, water included. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

ROOM FOR RENT/HOUSEMATE WANTED • Room, bath, share kitchen, unlimited storage. W. Asheville home/cat and garden, $400/month. Call 258.2104.

2BR, 1.5BA SOUTH • 2 Oakview. Heat pump, dishwasher. $600/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA EAST • 2484 Riceville Rd. Porch, W/D hookups. 828-263-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 304 Charlotte St. Bonus room, carport. $650/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA SOUTH • 6 Lakewood. AC, W/D hookups. $650/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

3 BR, 1BA MONTFORD APT. In community-oriented duplex. $775/month + utilities. Washer dryer. Walk downtown. Deposit + year lease. No dogs. Shared facilities. Avail May 1. 828-7138268.

CHARMING VICTORIAN • Cumberland Ave. Spacious 1 or 2 BR. Formal L/R and D/R. Hardwood floors throughout. Gas heat. Balcony. $795/month. Year lease, sec. dep., credit check. Elizabeth, 828-2536800. CUTE EFFICIENCY/STUDIO • Between UNCA and Downtown. Just renovated. $450/month. Includes hot/cold water. Year lease, credit check, security deposit. Elizabeth, 828-2536800. EFFICIENCY 289 E. Chestnut. Ground floor units. MOVE IN SPECIAL 2nd month free + 6 month lease. $425/month. 828350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com GLEN BRIDGE APTS - 1BR. 1BA Arden. Includes water. MOVE IN SPECIAL 2nd month free + 6 month lease. $450/month. 828350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com HENDERSONVILLE • 1BR/1BA. Walking distance to Main St. Includes water. $350/month. 828-252-4334. WNC Rentals

LARGE 2BR, 2BA • At The Racquet Club. Fireplace, large master closet. Includes full club membership and water. Private deck. Available May 1. Year lease, sec. dep., credit check. Elizabeth, 828-253-6800. LEICESTER • 2BR, 1BA $550/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

NORTH ASHEVILLE • 2BR, 1BA. Central air. Includes water. $625/month. 828-252-4334. WNC Rentals. NORTH ASHEVILLE 2BR, 1BA. Kimberly Ave. area. H/W floors. Includes water/garbage/heat. $750/month. www.arcagencyasheville.com SOUTH • Forestdale. 1-2BR, 1BA. 2nd month rent free. $525-$625/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com STUDIO/1BA DOWNTOWN • 68 N. French Broad Ave. A/C, mountain views. $615/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com UNFURNISHED 1, 2, 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS • Available in West Asheville. Water, garbage included. Washer/dryer connections available. Swimming pool on site. $529 -$649. Call 828-2529882. rbaker@orionra.com WEST ASHEVILLE 1BR, 1BA. Large unit, top floor. H/W floors, new windows. Includes water/geat/garbage. $650/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com WEST • 1BR, 1BA. $550/month. 828-253-0758. Carver Realty. WEST • 1BR, 1BA. $550/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com WEST • 2BR, 1BA. $650/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

PETS WELCOME! Apartment Living in a Park-Like Setting. 1 and 2 Bedrooms starting at $595/month • Great location • Great prices

Call today: (828) 274-4477 www.woodsedge.webs.com mountainx.com

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NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES • Special • Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. 1BR, 1BA $495/month. 2BR, 1BA $550/month. 3BR, 1BA $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334. WNC Rentals.

jobs BETHEL COMMUNITY RENTAL AVAILABLE 2 BR/1-1/2 BA for rent in Haywood County. Covered front and back porches, large flat yard, convenient to Waynesville and Canton. $850/month. First and last + security deposit required. 828-421-1601 or 828-2261281. Available May 1st. MOUNTAINTOP RETREAT Charming, round Deltec home on quiet mountain - 2 bedrooms,1 bath, office/study, all-season porch w/floor to ceiling windows. Vaulted ceiling in living room. Washer/dryer. House has two levels w/separate entrances. Upper level available April 15, 2010 $850/month, $850 security deposit. Pets welcome with deposit. (828) 319-9560.

Mobile Homes For Rent 3BR, 2BA WEST ASHEVILLE • Near downtown and on bus line. Nice park, like new. W/D connection. Accepting Section 8. $595/month. 828-252-4334. WNC Rentals. MOBILE HOME • 2BR, 1BA. $425/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com MHP LOT FOR RENT Mobile Home Park has lot available for single wide in Black Mountain, 15 minutes from Asheville. Lot is on city water and sewer. Monthly rent is $180.00. For more information call 828.335.1629

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent A BIG THANX! “Thanx Xpress! The recent rental ad attracted a steady stream of quality applicants, thanks to your quality publication.” Mark K. • You too can find quality renters by placing an affordable ad in the pages of Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace: 2511333.

ARDEN - Bramblewood condo. 2BR, 2BA. $695/month. Nice unit. Sorry, no pets. 828-3509400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $700-2500. • Pet friendly. • Huge selection! (828) 251-9966 Alpha-RealEstate.com

CANTERBURY HEIGHTS • WEST ASHEVILLE 48 Beri Drive. Newly renovated 2BR, 1.5BA split level condos, 918 sqft. Pool, fitness room. $700/month. Mike: (919) 6241513.

2BR, 1BA In S. Asheville. Hardwood floors, heat pump, renovated bath, basement/garage storage, pets okay upon approval and fee. $750/month, first and security required to move in 828-242-6579.

CHUNNS COVE TOWNHOME AVAILABLE FOR RENT - LESS THAN 2 MILES FROM DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE!! Newly remodeled 2 bed, 1.5 bath townhome; $800/month! Granite countertops, stainless appliances in kitchen. Hardwood, tile flooring. Great storage. 828.667.9774 DOWNTOWN CONDO Top floor unit 2BR, 2BA, views of Mount Pisgah, hardwoods, stainless appliances, granite countertops, jet tub, balcony, fitness center, 2 parking spaces, $1475/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOUSE • Walking distance to town. 1BR, 1BA. $495/month - 2BR,1BA $550/month - 3BR, 2BA $625/month. Includes water. 0828-252-4334. WNC Rentals. SOUTH CARRINGTON • 3BR, 2BA. $1050/month. 828-3509400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

Homes For Rent 15 MINUTES TO ASHEVILLE • 4BR home PLUS attached 1BR in-law APT. Lovely 2-story traditional home: 2.5 baths, fireplace, hardwood floors, wainscoting and French doors. Plus spacious, bright daylight basement apartment: full kitchen, full bath, fireplace, separate driveway, parking and entrance (or lockable access from inside home). On beautiful, semi-rural .5 acre in Mars Hill, near college. Views, flowers, organic gardens, natural woods. Rivers, hot springs, skiing nearby. $1,875/month. 828689-4737; cell 828-713-4030.

2BR, 1BA WEST • 92 Appalachian Way. Hardwood floors, W/D connections. $795/month. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BBA WEST • 15 Eliada. Great house, A/C. $935/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA • LOG HOME Next to stream. Hardwood floors, cathedral ceilings, front and back porches, large yard. Hi speed internet. Quiet community, only minutes from Weaverville and Asheville. Pets considered. No smoking. $925/month with deposit. 828649-1170 2BR, 2BA NORTH • 27 Spooks Mill Cove. $1075/month. Views, all utilities included. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA NORTH • 37 Maxwell. Bonus room, A/C. $970/month. 282-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA NORTH • 6 Westminster. Garage, wraparound porch. $1,285/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA SOUTH • Hendersonville Rd. 2,500 sq.ft. Hardwood floors, full basement, close to shopping and Biltmore House. $1200/month. Ivy, 7125505, 280-3288, 3BR/1.5BA WEST • 28 Covington. $1,095/month. Basement. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 4BR, 2BA EAST • 179 Chunns Cove Rd. Basement, A/C, heat pump. $1,065/month. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com

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CENTRAL REAL ESTATE SERVICES AVAILABLE • Rentals • Rental Management • Sales • Listings. • The City Solution! 828.210.2222. www.AshevilleCityRealEstate. com

AMAZING! I have always used Mountain Xpress as advertising for our rental house. I’m amazed each time by the number of responses and the caliber of people it attracts. Thanks, John S. You too can get great results! Call 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

CUSTOM ARTS & CRAFT 3BR/2BA - BUILT 2008, WOOD FLOORS, FIREPLACE. BEAUTIFUL! Available May 1. Gorgeous. Large kitchen, high ceilings, deck in back, porch in front. No Smoking, pets ok. rent-this-house.com. $1,350/month.

BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN VIEWS 2BR, 1.5BA, bonus room, new appliances, laundry room, hardwood floors, gas fireplace, AC. Nice deck overlooks downtown. $895/month. 687-1954.

DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE 5 minute walk to Pack Square. Quiet 1600 sqft, 2BR, 1BA. • Mount Pisgah and downtown views. Gas appliances, WD, central heat/AC. • Claw foot tub. Small fenced pet area, pets considered. Large deck, front porch, detached 2 car garage. $975/month. (828) 467-9056.

BEST TIME IS NOW! Best time to buy, pay less than rent, 1% rebate from Buyer Agent Commission, see www.BuncombeRealty.com, 301-2021. BILTMORE LAKE • 4BR, 3BA. $2400/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 2BA. Nice house in quiet subdivision. $750/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com BUNGALOW • NEAR DOWNTOWN Recently remodeled. 1000 sqft, hardwood floors and ceramic tile throughout. Covered front and screened back porches w/sunset and downtown views. Walking distance to hospitals. $895/month. • Pets considered. (828) 299-7743. BUNGALOW • NORTH ASHEVILLE Highly desirable location. 2BR, 1BA. Living, dining, WD, hardwood floors, porch. • Fenced yard, large deck. • Walk to Beaver Lake and Jones Elementary. • Pets considered. • Available May 1. $950/month. Call Jeff: (239) 281-3685. CANDLER 3BR, 2BA. New unit. $1,100/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

OPEN YOUR HEART… OPEN YOUR HOME North Carolina MENTOR was established in 1993 to provide community-based care for at-risk youth in the state. Today, North Carolina MENTOR serves hundreds of at-risk youth in Western North Carolina.

Services include: • Therapeutic foster care • Respite • Intake Assessments • Therapy • Other Services

NC Mentor is looking for foster parents in Western North Carolina. Be a hero in your community and open your home to a child in need. We provide training, 24 hour support, internal respite as needed and a generous stipend.

Together we can make a difference in our community

Please call Nicole at 828-696-2667 x 13

Hendersonville 828-696-2667 98

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EAST ON GOLF COURSE 3BR, 2BA. Brand new home. H/W floors, fireplace, laundry area. $950/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com EAST RIDGE SUBDIVISION 2BR, 2BA. Wonderful unit, like new. Spacious office/bonus room. No pets. $1,150/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com EAST • 3BR, 2BA $895/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com

GORGEOUS NEW CONSTRUCTION 3BR, 2.5BA with garage. Great South location. • Lease/purchase options now available. Why rent when you can own! Call (828) 676-0677 for details. www.123newhomenow.com KENILWORTH 3BR, 2BA house w/possible 4th BR. Hardwood and ceramic tile floors, AC, gas heat, dishwasher, washer/dryer, fenced yard. $1275/month. (828) 255-4663. The Real Estate Center. MOUNTAIN LOG CABIN WITH VIEWS 3BR, 2.5BA home with guest/in-law quarters. Available 4/15. $1250/month. http://longtermrentals.ncmmls.c om/RentalDetail.aspx?id=512 Sandy@SouthernLifeRealty.com NEW LOG HOME • 3BR/2BA with hardwood floors and cathedral ceilings. Enjoy the wrap around porch in woods with views. High-speed internet avail. 25 min. from Asheville. $1100/month with deposit. Call 828-649-1170.

NORTH NEAR RICHMOND HILL INN • 3BR, 2BA. Large porch. 828-253-0758. Carver Realty. NORTH • 2BR, 1BA $950/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com NORTH • 3BR, 2BA. $1000/month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com RENOVATED, 2BR/2BA BUNGALOW • ORGANIC GARDEN, WOODSTOVE Renovated bungalow in Leicester. 2BR, 2BA, vaulted ceilings, sunroom, woodstove, hardwood floors, basement/workshop, garden. $985/month rent. Possible for sale. 310-869-9120 STONE COTTAGE IN BEVERLY HILLS 2BR/2BA cottage with fireplace, living room, hardwood floors, garage,W /D,A C, big yard, across from public golf course. Pets considered. 1 year lease. Available June 1st or 15th. $1000 SWANNANOA - 3BR, 2BA. Cherry Blossom Cove subdivision across from ACA. $950 month. 828-350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.com WEST - WOODSIDE HILLS • 3BR, 3BA. Lots of space and private. 828-253-0758. Carver Realty. WEST ASHEVILLE - 3BR, 2BA. Off Haywood Rd. Fenced back yard. Bonus room. Fireplace. One pet with deposit. $925/month. WEST ASHEVILLE • Spacious 1BA, 1BA. Remodeled, new carpet and paint. Deposit, references, credit check required. $650/month. 404372-0186. fayreed@bellsouth.net

Vacation Rentals A BEACH HOUSE At Folly. The legendary dog-friendly Rosie’s Ocean View and Kudzu’s Cottage now booking now booking for oyster season! Call (828) 216-7908. www.kudzurose.com A LOG HOME SUMMER On 3 lovely, private, wooded acres. • Pond. • Fully furnished, wellequipped 2BR, 2BA, greatroom, hot tub. • 10 minutes to downtown Asheville. • Available June 1-October 1. • References. • $1500/month. • Minimum 4 week lease. (828) 230-3739 or laurelcove@aol.com BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 277-1492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

Short-Term Rentals BUSINESS TRIPS • VACATION • RELOCATING? Convenientlylocated charming 1BR cottage, in historic Asheville neighborhood. • Completely furnished, includes linens, TV, internet. (2 week minimum). norwoodcottage@gmail.com

Roommates Arden Furnished room, beautiful/private setting. Organic garden. Chemical-free household. Seeking responsible, clean roommate(s). No pets. $395/month, utilities included. No lease. (828) 687-2390. CHEAP ROOM IN EAST ASHEVILLE. 1 BR available in a small, 2 BR house. Small house, lots of storage, power is only utility. Adventure_Coach@yahoo.com. Don’t see what you’re looking for? Please go to www.mountainx.com for additional listings. ROOMMATES.COM • Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of a mouse! Visit http://www.roommates.com. (AAN CAN)

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General $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-4057619 EXT 2450 http://www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN) BE A RAFT GUIDE! USA Raft French Broad, Nolichucky, Watauga and Nantahala Rivers is training whitewater rafting guides. • We’re also hiring Seasoned Guides and Trip Leaders, Photographers, Store Staff and CDL Bus Drivers. 1866-USA-Raft. www.usaraft.net CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331. Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 253-3311. CARETAKER - PART TIME • For upscale mini-estate five miles from downtown Asheville. Must be experienced with yard work, horses, dogs, chain saw, large mower, small tractor, etc. Couple preferred. One bedroom apartment with utilities provided. Apply with pertinent and detailed information to: FAX 828-253-3820. GARDEN AND GROUNDS KEEPER • For 10 acres. F/T, 40 hours, benefits available. Motivated , Experienced gardeners , preferably permaculture / organic minded. Apply in person with resume: Brooks-Howell Home, 266 Merrimon Ave.

HIRE QUALITY EMPLOYEES “Our employment advertisements with the Mountain Xpress garner far more educated and qualified applicants than any other publication we have used. The difference is visible in the phone calls, applications and resumes.” Howard Stafford, Owner, Princess Anne Hotel. • Thank you, Howard. Your business can benefit by advertising for your next employee in Mountain Xpress Classifieds. Call 251-1333.

Employment Opportunities • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com HEALTH-CARE RECRUITER NEEDED Seeking motivated recruitment consultants with exceptional communication skills. Background in recruiting and/or health-care is required. Target annual compensation 40k-150k. Must have college degree. Email cover letter & resume to info@mtnmg.com PT CIRCUIT COACH/ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT • Curves of West Asheville seeks PT Circuit Coach who is energetic, passionate about women's health, and has experience with administrative work as well as marketing. Send resume via email to curveswasheville@aol.com RESERVATIONISTS/STORE CLERK FOR CANOPY TOUR Navitat Canopy Adventures is hiring both seasonal and F/T Reservationists to manage bookings. Excellent customer service and software experience preferred. WE BUY HOUSES IN ANY CONDITION FOR CASH OR TERMS. Visit www.SuccessfulHomeSolutions. com for a free report on how you can sell your house in 7 days.

Arts/Media SPORTS TEAM PHOTOGRAPHER Seeking individuals for local business available on weekends.Perfect for students with open Fridays! Must be able to lift up to 25 lbs comfortably. Must be able to travel Friday, Saturday, Sunday. HS Diploma/GED equivalent required. Valid Driver’s License. Please email resume/qualifications. Sidelinepics2@aol.com

Skilled Labor/ Trades

BARISTA/HIGHLANDS Roastery in Highlands/Cashiers looking for Lead Barista, experienced and passionate about their craft, for new espresso bar. Contact donmfg@gmail.com

Hotel/ Hospitality

JOBS AVAILABLE! Machine Operators • Packaging • Quality Control Inspectors • Warehouse Positions • Forklift Operators. All positions are 12 hour shifts 7am-7pm or 7pm-7am. Must have a clean criminal record and be able to pass a drug screen. Applications Accepted Mon-Thurs, 9:00 am-11:00 am. Must bring 2 forms of ID. 145-4 Garrison Branch RD. Weaverville, NC. 828-658-9248.

Administrative/ Office OUTREACH/EVENT COORDINATOR Environmental justice non-profit organization seeks diverse candidates with social justice background for event organizing, outreach, youth programs, some admin. 30 hours/week. Some Spanish, science/environmental background and media experience preferred. Request full description and apply (cover letter, resume, three references), write hope@cwfnc.org

HOUSEKEEPER • PART-TIME Hill House B&B in Asheville hiring experienced Housekeeper. Must have flexible schedule to include weekends. Neat appearance, pleasant personality and detailedoriented. Food service a plus. Call (828) 232-0345 after 10am. HOUSEKEEPING Busy downtown B&B seeking detailoriented person with a strong work ethic for housekeeping. Must have respectable appearance and ability to communicate with guests. Weekend position with possible 1-2 days during the week. $8/hour and up based on experience. Background check and drug screening required. Experience a plus. Sorry, no students. Email experience and contact info to ladonnapl@yahoo.com or call 828-989-6618. PISGAH INN Now accepting applications for all hotel and food and beverage positions. Housing available. For application visit: www.pisgahinn.com 828-235-8228.

Sales/ Marketing Drivers/Delivery SALES PROS • Time to get paid what you are worth AND have a life. Call 1-888-700-4916. SALES/OFFICE ADMINSTRATOR FOR VACATION RENTAL BUSINESS PART TIME Part-time Thursday & Friday & weekend phone cover.$12/hour Bonus possible after 3 months. Requirements: Successful telephone sales experience. Strong work ethic. Great customer service skills. Efficient office organiser and account keeping email resume to suzannehulme@msn.com

Restaurant/ Food APOLLO FLAME • WAITSTAFF Full-time needed. Fast, friendly atmosphere. Apply in person between 2pm-4pm, 485 Hendersonville Road. 274-3582. APOLLO FLAME BISTRO Now accepting applications for daytime and evening Servers, 18 or older. Open MondaySunday, 11am-10pm. Apply in person: 2pm-4pm, MondayThursday, 1025 Brevard Road, across from Biltmore Square Mall. EXPERIENCED WAIT STAFF For busy downtown Asheville restaurant. 6am-2pm and 8am4pm shift. • Apply in person, 2pm-4pm, 57 College Street. 258-0476. Mediterranean Restaurant. MOUNTAIN X JAMS! As a growing business that relies on the face put forward by our employees, Mountain Xpress Classifieds is where we turn to find them. The volume of highquality applicants replying to our ads can be hard to choose from, and it is always worth our investment. Thanks Mountain X! Rebecca and Charlie, owners, Tomato Jam Cafe.

DRIVERS Do you have a MINI VAN or CARGO VAN? Deliver to Murphy! 5 days/wk. 800-7736200 for appointment. Great extra $$$, work now!

Medical/ Health Care ACCESS II CARE • Seeking an Electronic Health Records Specialist to work with our network providers and Medical Director in the support and development of clinical quality reporting. BS in Business Management, Computer Science or related field required. Experience with EHR data tables, ability to extract/format data to report quality outcomes, and advanced proficiency in MS Access, MS Excel, T-SQL and Crystal Reports required. Thorough understanding of the application of clinical data in ambulatory medicine and the ability to design, develop, and implement report documents using a variety of EHR products preferred. Send resume and cover letter to:hr@accessiicarewnc.org or fax to 259-3875. ALTERNATING WEEKENDS OFF! LPN or RN. Monday-Friday, 7am-7pm or Fridays only, 7am3pm. • Also: PRN positions. Call 689-5200 or apply: 345 Manor Road, Marshall, NC, 28754. EOE. Madison Manor Nursing Center.

CLINICIAN NEEDED! Want to join a team of skilled clinicians in an organization focused on helping children succeed? Eliada Homes, Inc. is seeking a full-time Licensed Clinician to provide individual, family, and group therapy to its students. Duties also include: providing clinical supervision and training for direct care staff; providing clinical on-call services; coordinating outpatient services with agency and community resources. Qualifications: Must have a Master’s Degree in Social Work or other appropriate discipline and current licensure in North Carolina. Valid LCSW or LPC must be coupled with minimum of two years postlicensure experience. Experience: Must have a minimum of three years experience in mental health services with children and adolescents. Prefer experience in community based services and day treatment. This job is 40 hours/week with benefits! Please forward all resumes to: Emily Weaver Staff Recruiter Email: eweaver@eliada.org Fax: 828-210-0361 DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL Good benefit package. For more information: (828) 299-3636. Mountain Area Residential Facilities, Inc. marfinc108@ charterinternet.com

FAMILIES TOGETHER FTI is a local mental health agency providing child, adult, and family centered services in WNC. FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. Go to www.familiestogether.net for employment opportunities.

Human Services AUTISM SOCIETY OF NC Seeks responsible and committed Community Skills Instructors to work part-time with individuals with autism. • Apply in person, 30 Garfield Street, Suite F,Asheville, NC 28803 or call 236-1547 for more information.

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF ASHEVILLE is seeking licensed therapists and QMHPs to provide mental health services to children, families and adults. Email csimpson@fpscorp.com

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS NEEDED (PRN and Night Shift) • Do you have experience working with youth and a desire to help at-risk students succeed? If so, Eliada Homes may be a great fit for you! PRN Residential Counselors work within our cottages, typically on 2nd shift (2pm-11pm) and help implement a safe, therapeutic environment in which students are able to overcome various social and behavioral differences. While day counselors start as PRNs (working as needed) they often move into full-time. Night Shift counselors are required to be awake during the evening to perform bed checks and do routine documentation and maintenance as needed. Please note that night shift is Sun-Wed or Wed-Sat and is a full-time benefitted position!! Requirements: Prefer a bachelor’s degree in the human service field, but will also consider individuals with an AA/GED/High School Diploma with comparable experience in the mental health field. Some experience working with mental health population, particularly adolescents, strongly preferred. May consider individuals with less experience for night shifts. Must have a valid NCDL and be prepared to pass a drug screening and criminal background check. Position starts at $10/hr. All qualified individuals please send a resume to eweaver@eliada.org or visit www.eliada.org for more information.

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SEEKING THERAPISTS • Universal MH/DD/SAS is seeking licensed or provisional licensed therapists to lead intensive inhome teams in Brevard and Forest City. We will also be hiring Qualified Professionals as team members for the Brevard location. Please email resume to plowe@umhs.net or call 828225-4980 for more information.

Assertive Community Treatment

HEALTH • Haywood County QMHP: Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness. Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell@meridianbhs.org Jackson, Swain, Macon County Clinician: Assertive Community Treatment Team. Must have master’s degree and be license eligible. Please contact Kristy Whitaker, kristy.whitaker@ meridianbhs.org RN Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Kristy Whitaker, kristy.whitaker@ meridianbhs.org Cherokee, Clay, Graham County Therapist/Team Leader: Child and Family Services. Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@ meridianbhs.org RN Team: Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Patty Bilitzke: patricia.bilitzke@ meridianbhs.org • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org

SUPPORT BROKER (Case Manager). The Arc of NC seeks a passionate and extraordinary person to become our next Support Broker, providing case management services, including person-centered planning and supports coordination for people with developmental and other disabilities in our Asheville office. • Seeking person who is a steeped in person-centered principles, with knowledge of self-determination and personcentered planning tools a Must. Working knowledge of NC system and generic resources in the local county is crucial. • Knowledge of state and Medicaid funding streams necessary. • Must be able to provide CAP case management. • Requires a creative, progressive thinker and strong advocate who is very selfdisciplined. • Must be a QP in Developmental Disabilities with Bachelor’s degree in a human service field and at least two years related experience. • Excellent starting salary and benefits. This position is a Fulltime position. • Interested parties should send their resume and cover letter to Lorie Boehm, email to: lboehm@arcnc.org or fax #: (828) 254-6885.

Teaching/ Education STONE MOUNTAIN SCHOOL Positions available: Field Instructor, Full-time for yearround schedule. We are looking for confident, flexible, and enthusiastic leaders to be part of a great team. • Field Instructors work 3-4 day shifts both on campus and on adventure trips. Clean driving record and drug screen mandatory. One year commitment vital. Benefits possible at 3 months including 401k, paid time off, certifications, and job training. Pay is commensurate with industry standards. Stone Mountain School operates under a Special Use permit issued by the U.S. Forest Service in the pristine wilderness of the Pisgah and Nantahala National Forests. • Fax resume to Program Director at (828) 669-2521. stonemountainschool.com

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SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELOR • PART-TIME OR FULL-TIME A growing medical practice/treatment center is looking for a certified substance abuse counselor to join our team. Flexible schedule and very competitive compensation. We are pleased to be providing outstanding state-of-the-art substance abuse treatment and invite you to grow with us in our community. Please send resume and cover letter to vittel@ mountainhealthsolutions.com.

A Roommate? A Car, Truck or SUV? A Music Connection? A Pet? Used Merchandise? Listings for these categories & MUCH more can be found at: MountainX.com

SUMMER CAMP EDUCATOR FOR THE COLBURN EARTH SCIENCE MUSEUMTEMPORARY • The Colburn Earth Science Museum at Pack Place in downtown Asheville is seeking an enthusiastic, flexible and fun science educator to join our team this summer for our science-themed day camps. Job candidate must have patience, a do-whatever-ittakes attitude and be willing to have silly, messy fun. Hours are Monday-Friday, 8:30 - 5:30 July - mid August. Candidate must have previous experience with elementary-age children in an educational setting and clean driving and criminal records. Holding a Teaching License and Environmental Educator Certification is a plus, as is having CPR and First Aid Certification. Please send resume and cover letter to the attention of Executive Director Kathleen O. Davis: davis@colburnmuseum.org. FAX: (828) 257-4505.. Or mail: Colburn Earth Science Museum P.O. Box 1617 Asheville, NC 28802 No phone calls, please. YMCA OF WESTERN NC • Afterschool Program Opportunities $7.25 - $13/hour Please visit our web site for details: www.ymcawnc.org

Jobs Wanted ELDERLY HOME CARE Mature, compassionate, professional female seeks position as home care provider. • I have a good vehicle for shopping, errands, etc. • Asheville area. Experienced. Live-in possible. • Great references. 686-5634.

Career Training EARN $75 - $200/HOUR • Media Makeup Artist Training. Ad, TV, Film, Fashion. One week class. Stable job in weak economy. Details at http://www.AwardMakeUpScho ol.com 310-364-0665. (AAN CAN).

Employment Services UNDERCOVER SHOPPERS Get paid to shop. Retail and dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality and customer service. Earn up to $100/day. Please call 1-800-720-0576.

Business Opportunities ALL CASH VENDING! Be the boss of your own local route with 25 new machines and candy for $9,995. Call today 1800-920-9563. Multivend, LLC. BO#200003 (AAN CAN) BEST HOME-BASED BUSINESS EVER! It’s fun; it’s simple; it’s lucrative. To hear 3-minute message, call 1-866-257-3105, code 1. BIZ OP • Want to purchase minerals and other oil/gas interest. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201

Now hiring for the following job opportunities: Early Childhood Educators Looking for a great place to work that offers training, benefits and opportunities for advancement? Mountain Area Child and Family Center is currently hiring for Teachers. Experienced, caring individuals with knowledge of developmentally appropriate practice needed. Must have prior experience with infants and toddlers. A degree in ECE, B-K, Child Development or related field required. Candidates completing a degree program may be considered.

Teacher Substitutes Mountain Area Child and Family Center is currently hiring for substitutes. Qualified applicants must be experienced, caring individuals with knowledge of developmentally appropriate practice.

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Applications are available at www.macfc.org

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• APRIL 14 - APRIL 20, 2010