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letters Take living wage to next level Hats off to the city of Asheville for recognizing the importance of paying city staff a living wage! They made it happen for employees in 2007, so it only seems appropriate that they [now] extend that courtesy to those folks who do contract work with the city. A living wage [requirement] for city contractors will stop the race for the lowest bid on projects, which leaves many contractors with no choice but to pay low wages. I know that more and more employers are recognizing the worth of paying their employees a living wage ($11.35 per hour without benefits, $9.85 per hour with health insurance). Seventy local employers in Buncombe County have been living-wage certified in the last year. If the private sector can do it, why can’t Asheville take the next step towards becoming a living-wage city? The cost of paying a living wage [through contracts] probably won’t have a major effect on the city’s budget. In fact, a 2003 survey of 20 cities found that the actual budgetary effect of livingwage laws has been consistently overestimated by city administrators. The actual cost tended to be less than one-tenth of 1 percent of the overall budget! What are we waiting for, everybody? Let’s demand better of our city, so that our local government can be a proud leader in building a strong and sustainable local economy that works for all. They’ve already gotten halfway there; we just need to make sure they don’t overlook their core values when hiring contractors to perform

work for the city. Keep your eyes peeled, as this issue should be coming up on the City Council agenda soon. Just Economics is leading this living-wage effort (www.justeconomicswnc.org). Let’s make sure that our elected officials vote in favor of fair wages and not in favor of cheap labor. — Sara Levine Asheville

New online-calendar format helpful I want to say that I really appreciate the format of your online community-events calendar. The events calendar in print is wonderful, but for someone like me, it can be a little overwhelming. It is immensely helpful to be able to find specific events by the day, week or month. Thank you, and keep the community calendar rocking! — Jen Pyne Weaverville

Retract “Pigdemic” I believe you made a grave editorial error in agreeing to publish Molton’s cartoon [“Pigdemic”] featured in the May 6 edition of your paper. The cartoon is bigoted. Hinging a commentary using uncreative, overplayed and unrealistic stereotypes is not admirable. But printing it? It’s as if you are endorsing ignorance. I can’t imagine that you want to do that.

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Food editor: Hanna Rachel Raskin Advertising director: James Fisher advertising manager: John Varner retail Representatives: Kelley Cranford, Russ Keith, Scott Sessoms advertising Coordinator: Marissa Williams Classified Representatives: Arenda Manning, Tim Navaille, Lee White Information Technologies Manager: Stefan Colosimo webmaster: Jason Shope Office manager & bookkeeper: Patty Levesque special projects: Sammy Cox SPecial events coordinator: Kelley Cranford ASSISTANT OFFICE MANAGER: Lisa Watters ASSISTANT OFFICE MANAGER: Arenda Manning, distribution manager: Sammy Cox Assistant distribution manager: Jeff Tallman DIStribution: Mike Crawford, Ronnie Edwards, Ronald Harayda, Adrian Hipps, Joan Jordan, Russ Keith, Marsha McKay, Beth Molaro, Ryan Seymour, Dane Smith, Ed Wharton, Thomas Young

To top it off, the sign in the cartoon specifies an area 67 miles away from Asheville, pointing a finger to a very real place with very real people. This targeting takes away any remote chance that I’ve misread the cartoon. Please join me and my neighbors in building a safe, secure community, and retract your printing of the cartoon. — Amy Sawyer Asheville Editor’s note: Please see Xpress comments on this subject after the following letter.

Hypocrisy on hillbillies Commentator Betty Cloer Wallace opines that “Debilitating hillbilly stereotypes resound internationally and hurt us ... both personally and economically” [“Fighting Back,” Commentary, May 6]. Obviously, the Xpress editors were not listening, as the Molton cartoon only two pages before implies that a rural WNC resident named Bubba has conjugal relations with his swine [“Pigdemic,” May 6]. Blatant hypocrisy! Furthermore, I believe Molton’s cartoons are of the political-satire genre. What politics does this cartoon advance? Certainly not the politics of diversity, empathy or respect. Does this mean we should not be offended by doctored photos of watermelons on the White House lawn? Is the Nword now back in vogue? I expected better of Mountain Xpress. Respect is a two-way street. — Alex Long Asheville Cartoonist Randy Molton responds: Your concern for oppressed rural white people in our community is admirable. And I am hopeful that one day, they shall overcome the bigotry of my cartoon to gain the same justice and equality enjoyed by the rest of us. Managing Editor Jon Elliston and Publisher Jeff Fobes respond: It is never our hope or intention to offend readers. That said, we strive to give our freelance cartoonists and humorists (such as Randy Molton and the producers of the Asheville Disclaimer page) pretty wide latitude in preparing their material, because we’ve found that one person’s searing joke may be another’s blatant insult. The seemingly poor timing of Wallace’s commentary and Molton’s cartoon may in fact turn out to have been great timing: The contrast and tension between the two viewpoints have generated much passion, empathy and concern for victims of stereotyping. Living in the midst of Appalachia, we have an intimate sense of the diverse worldviews and values its people embody. If anyone knows that the hillbilly stereotype is a goofy figment, it’s us. And if anyone can make fun of that stereotype in a nondebilitating way, it’s probably folks who live here and know mountain people. What’s gratifying, in the end, is how concerned and responsive readers are when it comes to questions of taste, humor, bigotry etc. These letters, along with the extensive debate and comment following the cartoon’s online appearance, reminded us yet again that many

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The May 6 Edgy Mama column, “Chicken Education,” is another fine example of speciesism. Anne Fitten Glenn’s feeble attempt at humor falls very flat here, simply because she degrades a species [whose members] she doesn’t particularly care for unless they’re dead, cooked and lying on her plate. It may be that chickens, with their “beady little eyes,” don’t particularly care for humans, with our insatiable blood lust. But the chickens are helpless to save themselves against such a powerful enemy, of course. Some people claim that locally raised animals aren’t treated that badly, as if that excuses the fact that their entire lives are manipulated solely to satiate the desires of human beings, and end in brutal killing 99 percent of the time. This isn’t any

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sodium-pentobarbital-induced euthanasia; this is throat-slitting with knives and blades. To many compassionate people, the problem is not about where the animal is killed — next door or 1,000 miles away — but the fact that she is killed in the first place. Such killing is made possible by the deep disregard for those we consider “other,” combined with the myth of human superiority. We want what the other possesses, and [we] can harm, use and abuse her without fear of retaliation — so we do. Despite Glenn’s obvious dislike of chickens, she acknowledges that the birds have personalities and desires. She writes that all but one like to be held. If a being is capable of [that emotion], she is also capable of fear and sadness, which I’m sure she feels in spades when, after weeks or months of being held with tenderness, she suddenly finds herself in the relentless grip of a slaughterer. What a betrayal. I am terribly saddened to see area schools embracing wholeheartedly the myths that animals are here exclusively for human use, that free-range equals freedom, and that animal agriculture equals sustainability. — Wendy Kobylarz Swannanoa

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When buying local confronts buying power by Virginia Bower This economic downturn has me turned down in more ways than one. To paraphrase Thomas Paine, it’s times like these that try men’s and women’s souls — and pocketbooks. The dollar part is clear: Everything’s going up, from food to fuel. But what’s most difficult is reconciling ethical buying practices with what’s in my wallet. I’ve always been political in my approach to buying anything. When I was shopping for an engagement ring, we made sure to buy “conflict-free” gems. And I’m adamantly opposed to shopping at Wal-Mart, which is notorious for exploiting cheap labor and for slashing prices to the bone to put local, independent stores out of business. I know about the chocolate industry,

I’m a teacher, and I get paid teacher’s wages. What am I to do? Coca-Cola, Starbucks and Gap — and, of course, I’d never consider buying or eating veal. All in all, I’ve prided myself on buying local and on patronizing enterprises whose business practices support a greater good in terms of their employees and the environment — even if it means paying a little more. So imagine the dilemma I found myself in recently when shopping at the local “scratch ’n’ dent” grocery market. I shop there, obviously, for good deals. But how far am I willing to go in pursuit of such savings? Am I willing to sell out my principles in order to procure a cheap product? Case in point: In the coffee aisle, I spied a 12-ounce bag of Starbucks Italian roast, whole bean, vacuum packed (for freshness) for $4.99.

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At a regular supermarket, this same bag of coffee would be at least seven or eight bucks — and perhaps a buck or two more at Starbucks itself. What’s wrong with Starbucks, you might ask? Well, do your homework: They’ve been the target of widespread, angry protests pressuring the coffee giant to upgrade its dairy products and offer fair-trade options. Another problem is that with one Starbucks come a dozen more, making it harder for local, indie coffee shops to survive. For all these reasons, I tend to avoid Starbucks, at least when I’m home (though I must admit to partaking of their coffee when traveling, since it’s a reliably strong and robust cuppa joe that’s also ubiquitous). But while “just say no” had reliably guided my buying decisions in the past, here was this incredibly cheap deal staring me in the face. On down the aisle, I spied a great deal on eggs — the same brand that’s been accused of false advertising concerning the “free-rangeness” and “cage-freeness” of their “free-range” chickens. The eggs were $1.99, and because there were lots of them and they were close to the expiration date, it was a two-for-one deal. I needed eggs; here they were. In other local stores, I could pay $3.50 and up for one dozen. I’m a teacher, and I get paid teacher’s wages. What am I to do? But if “cheap” displaces “politics” in determining my purchases, then what’s next? Will I have to eat humble pie and start shopping at Wal-Mart, explaining to friends and family that I finally understand what they were doing all along? Maybe buying the cheap eggs and shopping at Wal-Mart aren’t really comparable. After all, I’m still supporting a local business rather than Wal-Mart’s oppressive, megacorporate structure. But no matter how I try to rationalize and thus redeem myself, it still seems to me that financial considerations have trumped political concerns.

In my smugness and organic-food, fair-trade, green and conflict-free grace, I’ve tended to judge that “other element” of society for their cheap and mindless ways. Like my grandma, I’ve become fond of saying to them, “Why, I’d be aSHAMed!” I saw these folks as selling out; now I’m watching myself do the same, or at least be very tempted. Maybe the economy will take a turn upward soon. Maybe the new administration we elected in November will help us all — teachers, whitecollar workers, blue-collar workers and students — find some relief. Meanwhile, I hope I can find the strength to continue voting with my purchases, spending my money in ways that reflect my politics and the causes I support (or don’t). But while I would never eat veal unless I were starving to death, I can’t say the same about what kind of coffee I’m willing to buy when push comes to shove. May my conscience guide me when my pocketbook has taken the plunge. X Asheville resident Virginia Bower teaches writing and ESL at Mars Hill College.

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by David Forbes The still-fragile state of the economy was reflected in the draft budget presented at the May 5 meeting of the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners. The $313 million budget proposed for the 2009-10 fiscal year trims $5.9 million from last year’s total spending, slashing 86 staff positions in the process. The property-tax rate would remain at the current 52.5 cents per $100 of assessed value. It hasn’t been easy, County Manager Wanda Greene told the board — she required all department heads to cut their budgets by 5 percent — but the resulting document accomplishes its goal of funding vital services during tight times without raising taxes. “We knew that no matter how bad the economy got, how much our costs rise, we had to bring you a budget without a tax increase,” said Greene.

“We knew that no matter how bad the economy got, how much our costs rise, we had to bring you a budget without a tax increase.”

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— County Manager Wanda Greene Despite reduced tax revenues, the county also had to find funding for capital projects — such as the public-safety training facility — that it has committed to completing. The proposed cuts affect a wide range of programs. Some facilities — such as the health clinic — are being contracted out, with the aim of providing the same services at a lower cost. In addition to the $4.5 million in departmental cuts, noted Greene, the county schools would see their allotment shrink by $1.2 million. The budget also scales back funding for conservation easements — which the board often uses to preserve farms and other natural areas — from $2 million to $600,000. Not all of the 86 staff positions cut would cost someone their job. “We’ve had a hiring freeze since August, so many of these positions are already vacant or held by folks that plan to retire at the end of June,” Greene explained. “County employees were offered jobs by the community partner or transferred to another county service, though some have elected to retire or move elsewhere.” To deal with the rising demand for human services — already one of the largest budget categories — the county is looking to boost efficiency through the use of technology (including transferring paper records to digital form) and better training. Greene also noted that under state law, property taxes are

one of the few revenue sources counties control: Much of the rest of their budget is constrained by the state requirements. And several laws now being considered by the General Assembly, such as a small-business tax exemption for office equipment, could drain millions more from the county’s coffers. “North Carolina counties are a creature of the state,” noted Greene, adding, “We do what we’re allowed to do.” Because of uncertainty concerning what steps North Carolina — which is grappling with its own revenue shortfall — may take that would impact the county, Greene advised the commissioners to hold off until June 23 to approve the budget. The board unanimously agreed, calling for a May 19 public hearing. “It’s an unenviable situation we’re looking at,” Commissioner Carol Peterson observed. “You’ve brought us a budget with dignity, love and a deep, deep understanding of our citizens’ needs.” And Commissioner Holly Jones noted, “Now is obviously not the time for new initiatives, but in the future I’d like to look at accomplishing the goals in our strategic plan — especially things like affordable housing.”

Limestone Town Council keeps pressure on for CTS cleanup The commissioners also decided, by consensus, to send a letter to Gov. Bev Perdue asking that the state Department

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of Environment and Natural Resources and the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency move ahead with cleaning up the contaminated former CTS of Asheville site. “Let’s sign a letter telling them to get this thing done,” urged Vice Chair Bill Stanley Chair David Gantt agreed, saying, “Let’s get this thing cleaned up.” He directed the county’s attorneys to “put that in a letter, that we want this cleaned up and whatever we can do, we’ll do it.” The move came after Limestone Town Council member James Wilson read a letter reflecting a resolution passed by that body on May 4, calling for the CTS site cleanup and opposing a deal proposed by DENR that would cap the company’s liability for cleaning up the Mills Gap Road site at $3 million. “The bottom line is that the site needs to be cleaned up so the ground water will not get more TCE [trichloroethylene, a suspected carcinogen] in it that will make people sick or even [result in] possible death,” Wilson read. “This is an unusual request: You set us up as a council mainly to deal with zoning issues,” he added. “But this is important, and it needs to be fixed.” X David Forbes can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 137, or at dforbes@ mountainx.com.

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Aimed at building the creative-arts community and mentoring young professionals, last month’s HATCH Asheville festival was a success, according to organizers and attendees alike. But as with any first-year event, there’s also room for improvement, they say. “A lot of people didn’t have an idea of what it was all about,” notes Craig McAnsh, the festival’s executive director. “The first-year premise for us was proof of concept. So the first year, for me, was about getting as many people as possible to experience it.” In that regard, the festival “was a resounding success,” he maintains (though as the only paid employee, McAnsh says he’s still collecting data on paid attendance). The event ran April 15-19, and since then, McAnsh says he’s received positive comments and e-mails from a variety of sources. Sponsors have said they’re on board for next year, and volunteers want to continue their involvement with the festival. Meanwhile, both the mentors and mentees — the festival’s focal point — say that the mingling at panel discussions, workshops and parties was productive, he reports. “There was a lot of really in-depth dialogue and connections that were made,” says McAnsh. “That collaboration and inspiration is still in the air.” Tangible results are harder to put a finger on. Connections made at the festival are still developing, he notes. For example, promoter Ashley Capps of AC Entertainment met David McConville, co-founder of the Asheville-based design-and-engineering company The Elumenati at the festival. The two are now talking about putting up one of McConville’s inflatable domes at Bonnaroo (which Capps co-founded), McAnsh reports. And local musician Woody Wood hit it off with Benjamin Taylor, who owns Iris Records, says McAnsh, opening the door to possible collaboration on a project. That’s the way the event is supposed to work,

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HATCH without a hitch: Last month’s HATCH Asheville festival, designed to boost the region’s creative economy and bring together mentors and young up-and-comers, went well for a first-year event, both organizers and attendees say. photo by Jason Sandford

he explains. Results “don’t necessarily happen right at the festival itself: The dialogue continues in ripples.” Not everyone is equally upbeat, however. Jim Barton, a semiretired technical writer and environmental educator, attended two afternoon panels. During one, he wrote the following on his Twitter page: “Makes me deeply question Hatch. Who invited such eco-clueless people? They’re mostly under 35.” Asked to elaborate on his criticisms, Barton said he’d rather take up those concerns with event organizers. Those issues aside, though, “It’s a delight to live in a town where there are so many people willing to volunteer and donate to create artistic, innovative and creative events,” says Barton. “That’s one of the great things about living here.” Brian Gallagher, an editorial assistant at WNC Magazine and a journalism mentee, says he benefited from working with mentors in his field during HATCH. “When you get a lot of people together who care about what they do and put them in interesting sitautions, it ends up being productive, because you get exposed to a lot of new ideas and new conversations,” Gallagher observes. “It’s

about sharing your passion with other people that love to do what they do. Everyone kept saying ‘inspiring,’ but it was.” Still, Gallagher says he’d like to see the festival improve its Web presence and do a better job of explaining itself to the public, particularly people in Asheville. For his part, McAnsh points out that many attendees didn’t venture into more than one area of an event that encompassed everything from journalism, fashion and architecture to technology and design. For Sam Neill, who heads up the Creative Commerce Division at AdvantageWest, HATCH’s first year was a success, and the event will only get better. The nonprofit, public/private economicdevelopment group, which helped bring the festival to Asheville, has more than $30,000 in taxpayers’ money and private donations invested in it, he notes. “This is a different model. This is more of an educational process and about economic development — relationship building and helping people network,” says Neill. “We’re trying to cultivate the creative class from the bottom up. I think it’s our future.” — Jason Sandford

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Grove Corner Market to relocate to West Asheville The Grove Corner Market, a small but wellstocked grocery thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been in Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grove Arcade since 2003, plans to leave the downtown location and set up shop in the West Asheville space soon to be vacated by the Haywood Road Market, which closed recently. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be out [of the Grove Arcade] by the end of the month; we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know exactly when,â&#x20AC;? says co-owner Ron Ainspan. Sometime in June, the store will reopen (with a new name) in West Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bledsoe Building. Financial pressures, he says, forced the grocery to shut down its Grove Arcade operation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been struggling to make ends meet over here, and we got behind a bit in rent over the winter, and we werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t able to come to an agreement over getting currentâ&#x20AC;? with the Grove Arcade ownership.

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Asheville, Portland tie for Beer City USA crown Asheville and Portland, Ore., will share honors as Beer City USA, according to beer guru Charlie Papazian. Thousands of votes were cast in the online poll, and the two cities each scored about 6,000 votes, according to Papazian, who posted the online poll at Examiner.com. In the first such online poll, more than 16,000 people from 46 countries cast ballots between March 18 and May 7, wrote Papazian, a seminal figure in the craft-beer renaissance who founded the Association of Brewers and the American Homebrewers Association. The seesawing vote was close right up to the end. And while conceding that the poll wasn’t scientific, Papazian said it was “indicative of the efforts put forth by various communities.” “One thing that a poll like this indicates is the degree of beer culture and networks that exist in various areas of the country,” he wrote. “It helps to bring to the forefront that beer culture, beer community and beer enthusiasm are relevant forces in the quest for access to better beer. ... I saw an effective mobilization of beer communities in several areas of America.” As the voting deadline neared, Asheville bloggers and Twitterers rallied their friends and social networks. Bruisin’ Ales co-owner Julie Atallah played a key role in Asheville’s fight for the beer crown, helping get the word about the poll out early. Exulting in the win, Atallah told Xpress:”This says a lot about beer culture in this city, how it’s changed exponentially. We’ve

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heard a lot about Asheville being the beer capital of the South; this seals the deal. When cities like Philadelphia aren’t coming anywhere close, it shows you how much things have changed.” On May 7, The Orange Peel pledged to host a celebration if Asheville won. “We are very supportive of Asheville getting this recognition, because we have a lot of great microbreweries in town,” noted Pat Whalen, owner of the club. Xpress Publisher Jeff Fobes, meanwhile, cited the two winning ingredients for Asheville:

“Great beer, great grass-roots effort. It took having great beer in Asheville and a savvy, socially networked town to get that many votes.” Portland’s population is nearly 10 times that of Asheville. And the comment thread attached to Papazian’s poll grew tense, and even vicious, as partisans of the two cities weighed in. Some pro-Portland comments derided Asheville as backward or “assville,” asking, “Who allowed Asheville Internet access in the first place?” Whalen and Fobes are contacting local brewers and working on details of the victory celebration. No date has been set, but the event is envisioned as a benefit for a local nonprofit organization. Asheville’s craft-beer scene dates back to 1994, when Highland Brewing Co. set up shop in downtown Asheville. Since then, Asheville Pizza & Brewing, French Broad Brewing, Green Man Ales, Pisgah Brewing and Wedge Brewing have followed suit. The Lobster Trap restaurant is now home to OysterHouse Brewing, and two new breweries are in the works for Asheville — Craggie Brewing and Lexington Avenue Brewing. Papazian, meanwhile, acknowledging that he might take some heat for not declaring a single winner, defended his decision. “What, no definitive Number 1 and Number 2? Correct,” he wrote. “Is that a cop-out? I don’t think so, but of course beer drinkers are an opinionated group of individuals and may beg to differ.” — Jason Sandford, David Forbes

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My father, the reluctant master gardener by Melanie McGee Bianchi Folks today dig in dirt because they like to. Sure, plenty of small growers raise flowers and vegetables, hawking their yields at seasonal markets. But most backyard gardeners do it for relaxation, love of nature, tradition or some hybrid thereof. If you grew up in rural, 1950s America, however, and happened to be the oldest boy in a sprawling Irish-Catholic family, gardening might have come to mean something else entirely. “It was all about coercion,” says my dad, Jim McGee. It’s a sunny afternoon, and he’s helping us plant our little West Asheville veggie patch. Sipping a cold MGD, he talks about the acre he once worked at the behest of his own father, a somewhat sadistic patriarch who drove his kids into the rows at age 6. “We didn’t plant until Memorial Day weekend,” Jim recalls, referring to the short growing season of his birthplace, Pearl Creek. Boasting a current population of 92, this railroad-bisected hamlet in Wyoming County, N.Y., is tucked irretrievably deep inside the Great Lakes Snowbelt, home of glacier-carved Letchworth State Park. Another county landmark is the infamous Attica Correctional Facility, where a 1971 prison revolt resulted in 39 deaths. “If you had any plans for the holiday,” my father goes on, “Dad would cancel them for you. Sometimes he let us listen to the Indianapolis 500 on the radio while we worked, but that was it.” As the garden grew, “It was my job to keep it weeded — and believe me, I couldn’t do anything else until that was done.” Despite such cynical recollections, Jim admits he didn’t toil alone. “Everyone who lived out in the country had a garden back then,” he says. “You didn’t buy your produce, you grew it.” And he notes with pride: “We had tons of pota-

toes, of course, [and] tomatoes, string beans, cucumbers, beets and all kinds of squash.” My mother canned the tomatoes and made penny pickles from the cucumbers, and she was the fastest pea-sheller on the East Coast.” For a seasonal delicacy, Grandma McGee mixed the peas with milk, baby potatoes, butter and salt, my dad recalls. Other garden highlights included the summer’s first sweet corn and the carrots and turnips planted late so they’d last through the first freeze.

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Pressed further, my dad confesses that he enjoyed growing vegetables — or at least was damn good at it: He won the Wyoming County Fair Agricultural Blue Ribbon in 1959, at age 14, for his exhibit of thriving peanuts. “You weren’t supposed to be able to grow them up north,” he explains. “I got the prize because no one knew what they were.” A few months ago, Jim uprooted and moved down to Asheville to get to know my son, Beau, his only grandchild. Dad lives in a studio in Oakley, growing basil and peppers in makeshift planters on the apartment house’s sagging back deck, and he works in the produce department of the nearby Wal-Mart Supercenter, where he’s amused by the random resurgence of vegetables he’s been enjoying his whole life. Take trendy kohlrabi, for instance. “It tastes great, but you have to cook the crap out of it,” my dad remarks. Raw greens are another story. A sort of accidental vegetarian, my dad once disrupted the buffet line at a niece’s wedding by stripping an

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Can you dig it? Jim McGee pauses a moment to praise a lowly earthworm before releasing it back into the garden to enrich the soil. photo by Melanie Mcgee bianchi

entire catering tray of its decorative kale border. (“I couldn’t find anything else I wanted to eat,” he later apologized.) And yet Jim isn’t really in tune with Asheville’s cosmic plenitude. especially its organic craze. In fact, he’s prone to voicng wry, contrarian views when there are lots of people within hearing range. In the crowded seed section at Jesse Israel and Sons, he recently bugled, “Why would anyone pay three times as much for this stuff?” I turned as red as a packet of ‘Scarlet Charlotte’ Swiss chard and feigned interest in a handy display of watering cans. Dangerous pesticides? Dismissed with a snort and another childhood recollection: “We practically ate DDT for breakfast, and we turned out fine.” Nevertheless, age — or, more specifically, grandparenthood — tends to soften a man. As we plant tidy rows of squash, peas and potatoes

behind the house, he informs me, “You probably wouldn’t want to put fertilizer in this dirt if the baby likes to play in it.” Jim worries, too, that his grandson will miss what has been, up to now, his own toddler-sized construction site. “We’ll leave a section unplanted so Beau-Beau can still dig with his trucks,” he says while scooping out holes for the pepper plants. Up comes a wriggling critter, which he holds aloft for general inspection, delivering a soliloquy on its impressive soil-aeration capability before tucking it back in the ground. “Bye-bye, worm,” he mutters, patting the earth into place. “Now get down there and do your job.” X Melanie McGee Bianchi is a stay-at-home mom and freelance journalist.

gardeningcalendar Calendar for May 13 - 21, 2009 ArborEssence Tree Care (pd.) Preserving trees for generations to come, utilizing the latest industry research, techniques and strategies to provide the highest quality tree care available. 888.WNC.TREE. www.ArborEssenceTreeCare.com Garden Composters • Rain Barrels (pd.) Asheville GreenWorks (Quality Forward), Asheville’s Keep America Beautiful, sells Garden Composters and Rain Barrels in the Green Goods Shop at 357 Depot Street. • 2 kinds of composters: an 11 cubic foot square stacked model for $85 and a 7 cubic foot tumbler that makes compost faster and looks cool for $175. • Rain Barrels are 65 gallons, are easy to install, and cost $135. • All are made of 100% recycled plastic. • All sales benefit plantings in Asheville and Buncombe County. For more information, call 254-1776 or stop on by 357 Depot Street or visit: www. qualityforward.org Vincent’s Lawn Care (pd.) I mow and neatly trim lawns. Also: Fertilize • Prune • Leaf removal. • Quality work. • Dependable service since 1990. • Great references. • Free estimates. • Call Vincent, 253-3688. Asheville Mushroom Club Learn about all aspects of mushrooms (collecting, identifying, growing or cooking). Info: 298-9988 or www.ashevillemushroomclub.com. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Monthly meeting at the WNC Nature Center. Membership is $18/year, and includes informative meetings and scheduled forays. Black Mountain Garden Show & Sale In downtown Black Mountain on Sutton Ave., across from train depot. Info: 669-6787 or 460-7970. • SA (5/16), 9am-5pm - There will be a variety of annuals, perennials, ornamentals, herbs, vegetable plants, native trees and shrubs, gardening books and accessories. Free workshops, including some for children. Events at The Bullington Center This nonprofit horticultural learning center is in Hendersonville. Info: 698-6104 or www.bullingtoncenter. org. • SA (5/16), 1-4pm - Wildflower Identification. Members of the Western Carolina Botanical Club will lead this handson session to identify native wildflowers using the key in Newcombes Wildflower Guide. $12. Ikenobo Ikebana Society The Blue Ridge Chapter of Ikenobo Ikebana Society (Japanese Flower Arranging) is a nonprofit organization that meets monthly at St. John’s in the Wilderness Parish House (Rt.#225 South & Rutledge Rd.) in Flat Rock. Yearly membership is available. Info: 696-0967. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 10am-Noon - Meeting. Jackson County Green Energy Park Located half-a-mile past the Huddle House on Haywood Road, Dillsboro. Info: 586-5830. • SA (5/16), 10am-2pm - The greenhouse plant sale will feature annuals, perennials and vegetable starters —- 1pm - Ray’s Florist and Greenhouse will host a presentation about container gardening. Learn about the best companion plants to use for container gardening. $5, includes a plant of your choice. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • TUESDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10:30am - Guided Garden Tours. Meet at the Baker Exhibit Center Lobby. $6 parking fee. • TUESDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10:30am - Guided Garden Tours. Meet at the Baker Exhibit Center Lobby. • TUESDAYS through SATURDAYS, 10am-Noon - Bonsai Volunteers in the Garden. Volunteers stationed in the Bonsai Exhibition Garden will answer questions about both the collection and the garden. • TH (5/14), 6:30-8:30pm - “Defining Southern Appalachian Bonsai.” The N.C. Arboretum Bonsai Curator

Arthur Joura will give a lecture and live demonstration, presenting a visual overview of the Arboretum’s bonsai collection. $11 members/$15 public. Call to register: ext. 317. • TH (5/14), 6:30-8:30pm - “Defining Southern Appalachian Bonsai.” The N.C. Arboretum Bonsai Curator Arthur Joura will give a lecture and live demonstration, presenting a visual overview of the Arboretum’s bonsai collection. $11 members/$15 public. Call to register: ext. 317. Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org. • WEDNESDAYS - 4:30-6:30pm - Open June-Sept.: Tryon Tailgate Market, across the railroad tracks from the Tryon Theatre. Info: 894-8823; 1-4pm - Open June-Oct.: Valle Crucis Farmers Market behind the Mast General store. Info: 963-6511; 3-6pm - Victory Tailgate Market, 1329 Tunnel Rd., E. Asheville, past the Blue Ridge Parkway entrance. Info: 775-5593; 2:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Weaverville Tailgate Market at Lake Louise. Info: 450-0708; 3:306:30pm - Open April-Oct.: West Asheville Tailgate Market behind the West End Bakery and Haywood Road Market. Info: 281-9099; 2:30-5:30pm - Open May-Oct.: Spruce Pine Farmers Tailgate Market on Pollyanna’s Porch, next to Wildflowers, on Upper Street in downtown Spruce Pine. Info: 467-2171; 2-6:30pm - Open April-Dec.: Wednesday Afternoon Downtown Tailgate Market next to the French Broad Food Co-op in downtown Asheville. Info: 683-1607. • WEDNESDAYS - 9am-Noon & FRIDAYS - 2-6pm - Open May-Oct.: Burke County Farmers Market. Info: 439-4460. • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS - 8am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Haywood’s Historic Farmers Market at the HART Theater and Shelton House parking lot on Pigeon St. Info: 627-3469; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Waynesville Tailgate Market. Info: 648-6323; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Watauga County Farmers Market on Hwy. 105 Ext. in Boone. Info: 355-4918; WE, 1-6pm & SA, 7am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Cashiers Tailgate Market. Info: 230-4785. • THURSDAYS - 3-6pm - Open May-Nov.: Flat Rock Tailgate Market. Info: 698-8775. • FRIDAYS - 10am-2pm - Open June-Nov.: Cherokee Farmers Tailgate Market on Acquoni Road. in downtown Cherokee. Info: 554-6931. • SATURDAYS - 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Andrews Farmers Market at First Street in Andrews. Info: 321-2006; 8am-1pm - Open April through Dec.: Asheville City Market in the Public Works parking lot on S. Charlotte St. Info: 3480340; 8am-Noon - Open April-Dec.: North Asheville Tailgate Market on the campus of UNCA. Info: 683-1607; 7am-Noon - Open April-Nov.: Henderson County Tailgate Market at 100 N. King St. (between First and Second Avenues). Info: 6937265; 10am-2pm - Open April-Oct.: Cedar Valley Farmers Market in downtown Murphy. Info: 361-7505; 8-11:30am - Open April-Nov.: Polk Tailgate Market in front of the Polk County Courthouse. Info: 894-2281; 8am-Noon - Open JuneOct.: Franklin Tailgate Market in Macon County at West Palmer St. Info: 349-2046; 8am-Noon - Open April-early fall: Lenoir Bluegrass Farmers Market at the Hog Waller stage. Info: 292-4664; 8am-2pm - Open year-round: French Broad Food Co-op Arts & Farm Market at 90 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville. Art demos and live music. Info: 2369367; 9am-Noon - Rutherfordton Farmers Market on Main St. in downtown Rutherfordton; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Mountain Valley Farmers Market on the downtown square in Hayesville. Info: 389-3022; 8:30am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Graham County Farmers Market in the United Community Bank parking lot in Robbinsville. Info: 479-8788; 8am-Noon - Bakersville Farmers Market in the Bakersville Community Medical Clinic parking lot in Bakersville; 8:30am-12:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Yancey County Farmers Market on S. Main St. at Hwy 19E. Info: 682-0601; 9am-1pm - Open AprilNov.: Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market in the parking lot near Pittman Cafeteria up Dormitory Dr. at Mars Hill College. Info: 680-9890; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Black Mountain Tailgate Market at 500 Montreat Road in Black Mountain. Info: 582-5039; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Jackson County Farmers Market on Railroad Ave. at Bridge Park. Info: 507-1146; 9am-Noon - Open May-Sept.: Riceville Community Tailgate Market in the parking lot of the Riceville

Community Center. Info: 298-6549; 9am-Noon - Open MayOct.: Big Ivy Market at Marvin and Brenda Dillingham’s on Spice Cove Dr. Info: 626-2624. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Open May-Oct.: Greenlife Tailgate Market at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440; Noon-4pm Open April-Nov.: Sundays on the Island, cross the river at the courthouse on Main St. in Marshall; 8am-Noon - Open JuneSept.: Swain County Tailgate Market in downtown Bryson City. Info: 488-3848; 9am-5pm - Open June-Oct.: Topton Farmers Market at the crossroads in Topton. Info: 321-9030. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Canton Tailgate Market at the town hall in the municipal parking lot on Park St. Info: 235-2760. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 7am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Rutherford County Farmers Market on Fairgrounds Road, off Business 74 Hwy. Info: 287-6080. • TUESDAYS, Noon-5pm & SATURDAYS, 8am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Morganton Farmers Market behind Geppetto’s Pizza on Beach St. in Morganton. Info: 438-5252; 3-6pm - Open June-Sept.: Marion Tailgate Market in the municipal parking lot. Info: 652-2215. • TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-2pm - Hendersonville Curb Market at Church St., directly across from the old courthouse. Info: 692-8012 or curbmarket@ bellsouth.com; 7am-1pm - Open April-Dec.: Transylvania County Tailgate Market in the parking lot behind South Broad Park, next to the library in Brevard. Info: 884-9483.

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Community Events & Workshops Asheville ABC Series “Assembling Ideas, Building our Futures, Connecting Communities.” For more info, including a consistently updated schedule: www. ashevilleabc.com. • FR (5/15), 6-8pm - “Alternative Education,

Adolescent Opportunities for Expression, Personal Advancement & Entertainment.” Held at Firestorm Cafe.

Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity Tours Take an introductory tour of Asheville Area Habitat. Meet the Executive Director, tour a house under construction, talk with a new Habitat homeowner and volunteers, and learn about the Habitat Home Store. To register for an upcoming tour or for more info: 210-9378 or ahubbard@ashevillehabitat.org. • 3rd FRIDAYS, 8-9:30am - Homeward Bound Tour. Asheville Design Center An exhibit and meeting space at 8 College St., Asheville. Formed by volunteer professionals, including architects, planners, landscape architects, urban designers, community advocates and others concerned with sound regional development. Info: www. ashevilledesigncenter.org.

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• 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Forums. A wide variety of presentations promoting livable and sustainable design solutions for growth in our community. Visit the Web site for details. Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Pl., unless otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265. • WE (5/20), 9am-6pm - Van trip to Tipton-Hayes Farm in Johnson City. This historic site tells the story of Tennessee’s history from the early settlement to the Civil War era. $25. Dutch treat for lunch. Register by May 14. • MO (5/18), 11:30am-1pm - “Lunch, Bunch & Bingo.” Bring a packed lunch and a door prize. Desert and drinks will be provided. Register by May 14. • TH (5/21), 9:30-11:30am - Glass Masterpiece. Create a masterpiece of painted glass using one of your favorite (old or new) glass items. Please bring in at least one item to decorate. $12. Register by May 15. • WE (5/27), 9am-6pm - Van Trip to Hickory History Center. Come see the finest Queen Anne interior stylings in the entire state. $25. Dutch treat for lunch. Register by May 18. Cherokee Rod Run More than 500 classic and customized automobiles from pre-1972. Vehicle registration is $30 in advance/$35 at the door. Info: (800) 438-1601 or www.cherokee-nc.com. • FR (5/15) through SU (5/17), 10am-5pm - The 10th annual “Cruise the Smokies” Spring Cherokee Rod Run will be held at the Cherokee Indian Fair Grounds. Info: 497-8122. Council on Aging Outreach effort at area senior housing locations. Any senior citizen and/or their caregiver may visit the COA worker at two locations for assistance with information and services. Info & directions: 277-8288. • Through FR (5/22) - Now accepting bids for the provision of meals for the Congregate Dining Program. Info: philg@coabc.org. Eliada Homes Inc. Tours

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The public is invited to tour the century-old West Asheville campus, stay for lunch in the cafeteria, meet some of the students, and learn more about the organization’s mission. Info: 254-5356, ext. 108 or dpope@eliada.org. • 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 10:30am & 4pm - Guided tours. Intentional Communities Share Plans & Visions • SU (5/17), 4-6pm - Interested in community living? Hear from four presenters: Asheville Harmony Village, Hickory Nut Forest, Highland Lake and Westcourt Communities. Presented by Asheville Community Network at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. Potluck Q&A at 5:30pm. $5. Info: 274-1002. Literacy Council of Buncombe County Located at 31 College Place, Bldg. B, Suite 221. Info: 254-3442 or mignond@ litcouncil.com. • MO (5/18), 4-6pm - Open house to celebrate the Literacy Council’s new location. There will be a ribbon cutting, refreshments and a meet-and-greet with staff, tutors and volunteers. Plus, the exhibit Leaders are Readers will be on display. Free. Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute Public events and International Year of Astronomy 2009 celebrations. Info: 862-5554 or www.pari.edu. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm - Public tours led by specially trained Friends of PARI volunteers. $5. Reservations are recommended. Great for all ages. Preservation Week Events in Hendersonville Info: 697-3088. • WE (5/13), 10am & 2pm - Tour the renovated 1905 Henderson County Courthouse designed by Richard Sharp Smith. Tours will begin in front of the building. Free. • TH (5/14), 10am & 2pm - 7th Avenue Walking Tour. The tour will begin at the Historic Depot and continue up and down 7th Avenue. Free. • FR (5/15), 10am & 2pm - Main Street Walking Tour.

weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted. Local storyteller Marvin Cole will present his acclaimed one-man performance An Evening with

wed Mark Twain Wednesday, May 13, at 6:30 p.m. at the Fletcher United Methodist Church. Info: www. fletcherumc.org/twain.

thur The public is invited to an opening reception for the show Are Chairs Just for Sitting, featuring the

work of 24 accomplished WNC furniture makers, Thursday, May 14, at 6 p.m. at the Center For Craft, Creativity and Design. Plus, woodworker Wayne Raab will give a Gallery Talk. Info: 890-2050.

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The season’s first Downtown After Five Friday, May 15, will feature live music by Cadillac Jones, DJ Williams Projekt and Wilsin from 5 to 9 p.m. Concerts take place in downtown Asheville, on North Lexington Ave. at I-240 and Hiawassee. Info: www.ashevilledowntown.org

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Celebrate Saluda’s artistic culture, historic buildings and natural mountain beauty by attending the sixth annual Saluda Arts and Music Festival Saturday, May 16, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. The festival will feature fine arts and crafts, musical performances by regional talent and more. Info: 243-8696.

sun Participate in the 20th Anniversary MS Walk Sunday, May 17. Walkers will take another step in the movement against multiple sclerosis by uniting for a 1- or 5-mile walk to raise money and promote awareness of MS. The Asheville walk will take place at the Buncombe County Sports Complex. Checkin will be at 1 p.m. Info: http://walkncp.nationalmssociety.org.

mon Learn more about the Literacy Council of Buncombe County, while checking out its new location at 31 College Place, Building B, Suite 221. There will be an open house Monday, May 18, from 4 to 6 p.m. Meet-and-greet with staff, tutors and volunteers. Info: 254-3442.

tue Asheville is host to the 2009 Big South Conference Baseball Championship Tuesday, May 19,

through Saturday, May 23. Games will be held at McCormick Field, with the championship team continuing on to the College World Series. $20+. Tickets & info: www.uncabulldogs.com.

The tour will begin in the City Hall second floor lobby and continue up Main Street stopping at points along the way. Free. • SA (5/16), 10am-5pm - Underground Tour of Hendersonville. Gather at the corner of 4th Avenue West and Main Street for a walk through an area few have seen. $5. Tickets available at the Visitor’s Center, 201 S. Main St., or at the tour. Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted. • TH (5/14), 7pm Mountain Area Interfaith Forum: “Planted in the Earth: Humanity, God and NatureThe Stories We Tell.” Held at the Reuter Center. Info: 251-6140. • SA (5/16), 9:30am UNCA Commencement on the quad. Info: 251-6470. • WE (5/20), 8am - Buncombe County Excellence in Public Service Awards Breakfast. Held in the Alumni Hall, Highsmith University Union. $11. Strive Not to Drive

Participate in the national campaign to increase awareness about air quality and transportation issues. Info: www.blueridgecommute.org. • MO (5/11) through FR (5/15) - Spend a week in May developing new ways to move about the city and explore multi-modal forms of transportation. Participants are asked to sign up online. • WE (5/13), 10-11am - The Asheville Transit Commission will host an event at the Transit Center on Coxe Ave. Participants will meet the dispatcher, tour the transit center and take a short bus ride while discussing fares, maps, routes and bus riding etiquette. Info: hannarmiller@hotmail.com. • FR (5/15) - Celebrate the 50th anniversary of National Bike to Work Day. There will be free bicycle parking at Downtown After Five in honor of the occasion. The Mediation Center Several upcoming community mediation trainings are open to the community. Info: www.mediatebuncombe.org or 251-6089.

• WE (5/13) - Facilitation Training. • MO (5/18) - Fighting Fair for Families. Tourism Industry Events Tourism leaders in Buncombe County are holding a series of town hall style meetings in hopes of getting feedback from residents and business leaders. Info: 2586138 or mtambellini@exploreasheville.com. • WE (5/13), 5pm - Meeting at the Asheville Visitor Center, 36 Montford Ave. A brief presentation will be followed by public input and comment. Refreshments will be served. • WE (5/20), 5pm - Meeting at Black Mountain Public Library, 105 Dougherty St. A brief presentation will be followed by public input and comment. Refreshments will be served. Western Carolina Rescue Ministries Located at 225 Patton Ave. RSVP: 254-1529. • WE (5/13), 10:30am - The community is welcome to a “Dynamite Street Party cel-

ebrating the demolition of the old and kick off of the new.”

Social & SharedInterest Groups Ardent Toastmasters Club Afraid to speak in public? Want to practice your speaking skills in a fun and supportive environment? Come see what the club is about. Meets at the Y.M.I., 39 S. Market St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 225-8680 or www.toastmasters.org/websiteApps/. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Meeting. Arise & Shine Toastmasters Ready to overcome your fear of public speaking and to enhance your communication and leadership skills? This group provides a friendly environment in which to do so. Guests have no obligation to join. Info: 776-5076. • THURSDAYS, 7:30am Meets at UNCA’s Highsmith Student Union. Asheville Bridge Room Provides ACBL sanctioned duplicate bridge games daily

at the River Ridge Market Place, Suite C-1. Most games last about four hours and the table fees are generally $6/person. If you need a partner, call ahead. Info: 299-0887 or AvlleBridge@ aol.com. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 12:30pm - Games start.TUESDAYS, 6:45pm - Games start.SATURDAYS, 1pm - Games start. SUNDAYS, 1:15pm - Games start. Asheville Chapter National Railway Historical Society The chapter provides the public with information on railroads and their contributions to our way of life. The chapter meets monthly at the Enka Public Library. Everyone is welcome. • TU (5/19), 6:30-8:30pm - Meeting. Steve Hawkins, President of Greenville & Western RR, will be the speaker. Asheville Civitan Club Come hear community leaders present programs. Meetings are held at Trinity Episcopal Church, corner of Church St. and Aston St. Open to the public. RSVP for lunch: $8.50. Info: 348-4222 or www.ashevillecivitan.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon Meeting. Asheville Holistic Gatherings Events include: organic potlucks, hikes and cycling, free yoga in the park, meditations of all kinds, massage trading partners, audios and videos, sushi parties, book parties, prayer circles and sharing of knowledge. $1-2 donations appreciated. Info: http:// meetup.com/funmeisters or 505-4890. • SATURDAYS, 6pm Gathering. Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at The Perch, inside Grove Corner Market at the Grove Arcade. Info: 552-0505. • THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome. Asheville Linux Users Group A not-for-profit group that provides support and education for Linux users, particularly for inexperienced users. All are welcome. Info: 255-8115. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 5-7pm - Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Asheville Local Exchange Trading System (LETS) A community network that allows members to exchange services without the use of cash. Info: www.ashevillelets.org. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Orientation at Firestorm Cafe & Books,

48 Commerce St. Learn about LETS and join to start sharing skills and services with the community. Info: 255-8115. Asheville Municipal Golf Course Ladies Association Local women golfers are invited to join. Info: 2981867. • TUESDAYS, 8:30am Meeting at the golf course at 226 Fairway Dr. Asheville Newcomers Club All women new to the area, or those recently retired, are invited to meet new friends and explore new interests. Special interest groups organized for members. Meetings are held at Living Savior Lutheran Church, 301 Overlook Road. Info: 274-6662. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 9:30am - Meeting. Asheville NOW Asheville Branch of the National Organization for Women meets at various locations. Please call for location details. NOW’s goal is to bring about equality for all women. The organization works to eliminate discrimination/harassment in all sectors of society; eradicate racism, sexism and homophobia; and promote equality and justice. Info: 277-7354 or now.asheville@yahoo.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS Meeting. Asheville Stamp Club Stamp collecting for all ages. Info: 692-9550. • 3rd SUNDAYS, 2pm - Meeting in the community center at Deerfield, 1617 Hendersonville Rd. Asheville Toastmasters Club Improve speaking and leadership skills with the longestestablished toastmasters group in the Carolinas. Toastmasters is an international communication and leadership program designed to help individuals overcome the fear of public speaking, and learn leadership skills. Info: 545-7776 or www. ashevilletoastmasters.com. • THURSDAYS, 6:15pm - The club meets at Denny’s Restaurant on Patton Ave. Guests are always welcome and there is no pressure to participate. Barter/Exchange Asheville “Money sure not buying what it used to!” Barter is alive and thriving in Asheville. Be a part of this growing network of people who trade, share, donate. Join the group’s Facebook: Barter Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at Buddha’s

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Bagels, 333 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Blue Ridge Toastmasters Club This club helps members improve their public speaking skills in fun and freewheeling meetings. Guests are welcome to visit, no speaking required. Info: www.blueridgetm.org or 505-1375. • MONDAYS, Noon - Meets at the First Presbyterian Church, 40 Church St., Rm. 203, Asheville. Cribbage Club Info: 274-2398. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Meets at Atlanta Bread Company, 633 N. Merrimon Ave. F32 Photography Meetings follow an informative but informal format, providing for discussion and sharing of ideas and work. All photographers, whether beginners or professional, using digital or film cameras, are welcome. Info: 658-9979 or www.f32nc.com. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 6:45pm - Reuters Center on UNCA campus, Rm. 206. Food Not Bombs Come share food and build community. Asheville Food Not Bombs serves free vegetarian food and hosts informal activist networking. Won’t you join us for a picnic? • SATURDAYS, 3:30pm Meets at Pritchard Park. Four Seasons Toastmasters Club Gain experience in public speaking. Info: 606-6922. • WEDNESDAYS, 8-9am - The club meets in the auditorium (called the Smokey Mountain Theater) at Lake Point Landing retirement community in Hendersonville. Gay and Lesbian Bridge Ambitious beginners or moderate skills appreciated. Free. Info: jafrle@yahoo.com. • SUNDAYS, 2pm - Gay and lesbian bridge game in Asheville. Georgia Tech Club of WNC Info: http://gtalumni.org/ events/670. • TU (5/19), 6pm - Join Georgia Tech alumni and friends as we hear the latest buzz on Georgia Tech from Joe Irwin, President of the Georgia Tech Alumni Association. Henderson County Gem & Mineral Society All are welcome. Info: 8852530. • 3rd MONDAYS - Meeting at the Salvation Army Building, 3rd and King St. in Hendersonville. Holy Ground This interfaith, feminist organization at 18 Orange St. (off Merrimon) works

to strengthen community, connections to the earth, and to nurture our creative and spiritual lives through workshops, retreats and conversations. Info: 236-0222, office@holygroundretreats. org or www.holygroundretreats.org. • MO (5/18), Noon-1pm - Hear about Asheville homelessness. Fran Harvey of Homeward Bound, formerly Hospitality House, will speak and facilitate a discussion. Ja Vin Community Exchange Info: 664-0088. • SUNDAYS, 2pm Community action group meeting. Open discussion on relative issues. Kiwanis Club of Hickory Nut Gorge Meetings are held at The Lake Lure Inn. Info: 6852726. • 3rd THURSDAYS, Noon - Meeting. Land of Sky Toastmasters For those interested in improving their communication skills and becoming more confident. Everyone is welcome to join, and there is no cost to visitors, but there is a nominal fee to those who wish to join. Info: www. landofskytoastmasters.org. • TUESDAYS, 7-8am Meets on Long Shoals Road in Arden. Lesbians in the Mountains (LIM) Info: 606-5364. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meets for dinner at Martin’s Italian Restaurant (formerly known as Little Venice) in the River Ridge Shopping Center on Fairview Road. Marijuana Policy Project Help organize and advocate for the recognition, regulation and legal protection for patients to follow their doctors’ advice to use medical marijuana. E-mail questions to: mppwnc@gmail.com. Info: www.mpp.org. • 3rd SUNDAYS - Meeting at the Greenlife Community Center. Mills River Lions Club Info: 890-5726. • 1st & 3rd MONDAYS, 6:30pm - The local club meets at the Mills River Restaurant. NAACP The NAACP works to insure the protection and enhancement of the civil rights of minority groups and citizens. Info: 281-3066. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm - General membership meeting at 91 Patton Ave. Polyamory Group A social group for all interested in polyamorous lifestyles. Info: 255-8115.

• 2nd THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meeting at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Ridgefield Toastmasters Club This communication and leadership program is intended to help you improve your communication skills. Guests do not have to participate. Info: 236-5850 or www.ridgefieldtoastmasters. com. • TUESDAYS, Noon-1pm - Meeting in the conference room at Dixon Hughes, 500 Ridgefield Court (behind Biltmore Square Mall). Rotary Club of Brevard The club welcomes new members and guests. Info: 883-4888 or www.brevardrotary.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Meets for lunch at The Quarry Restaurant in downtown Brevard. Rotary Club of Flat Rock Info: 694-0768, information@flatrockrotary.org or www.flatrockrotary.org. • THURSDAYS, 5pm - Meeting at Season’s Restaurant of Highland Lakes Inn in Flat Rock. Call if interested in attending. Rotary Club of Pisgah Forest Info: 884-9474 or jlr@mtnwaves.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 8am Breakfast meeting at the Glen Cannon Country Club. New members and guests are welcome. Society of American Magicians Interested in the magical arts? Consider joining WNC’s local Assembly of the Society of American Magicians, the oldest magical society in the world. All experience levels welcome. Info: 712-1319 or www. wncsam.com. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 6:308pm - Monthly meeting at Denny’s on Patton Ave. Sophisticated Singles Are you a sophisticated single and interested in joining other singles 45 years old and up? See what you have in common with us. Info: 254-7546. • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meeting in the Renaissance Hotel lounge in downtown Asheville. Stella’s Place Hendersonville’s newest and friendliest lesbian online and in-person social group. This is a place to meet new friends, post meetings and gatherings and have lively discussions. Info: http:// groups.google.com/group/ stellas-place. • 3rd SATURDAYS Meeting. Veterans for Peace Info: 582-5180.

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• TUESDAYS, 4:30-6pm Stand For Peace with members of Veterans for Peace, Iraq Veterans Against the War, WNC Peace Coalition, Buncombe Green Party and sundry peace mongers at Vance Monument in downtown Asheville. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Veterans’ Voices Radio Planning Meeting at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Free and open to the public. Women in the Wind The Smoky Mountain Thunder Chapter is an organization that unites women who share a common interest in motorcycling, promotes a positive image of women in motorcycling, and educates its members on motorcycle safety and maintenance. Info: 651-8720. • 3rd SUNDAYS, 12:30pm - The group meets at ACME Motorcycles. Info: 6280058. Youth OUTright Weekly Discussion Group A group for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth ages 1420 meets at the Jefferson House, 21 Edwin Place, Asheville. Info: www. myspace.com/youthoutright. • FRIDAYS, 6:30-9pm Discussion group meets.

Government & Politics Asheville Copwatch A grassroots organization formed by local residents who have become outraged at law enforcement harassment and brutality occurring within our community. Info: 398-4817 or 255-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Asheville Latte Republicans All are welcome for coffee, conversation and conservatism. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 5:307pm - Meetings at Filo, 1155 Tunnel Rd. Buncombe County Public Meetings Info: 250-4105 or kathy. hughes@buncombecounty. org. • 1st & 3rd TUESDAYS, 4:30pm - The Buncombe County Board of Commissioners meets in Rm. 204 of the Buncombe County Courthouse. Buncombe County Republican ACTION Club • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm Dinner at Ryan’s on Brevard Road —- 6:30pm - Meeting. Buncombe County Republican Women

A group dedicated to electing and supporting conservative Republicans. • TH (5/14), 11:30am - Meeting at Cornerstone Restaurant, Asheville. Marcus Kindly will be the speaker. City Greenway Commission Info: 259-5800. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 3:30pm - Meets in the first floor conference room of Asheville City Hall. City of Asheville Public Meetings Info: www.ashevillenc.gov. • TH (5/14) & TH (5/21), 6-7:30pm - A public meeting to provide information on stimulus funding will be held in the Simpson Building at A-B Tech’s Victoria Campus. City officials will discuss how recovery funds will be used for municipal projects and community grants. An open Q&A will follow. Info: 259-8050 or bmills@ashevillenc.gov. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 8am The Economic Development Advisory Committee meets at the City Development Offices, 29 Haywood St. Info: 259-5433. City Sustainable Advisory Committee Info: 271-6141. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 3pm - The Sustainable Advisory Committee on Energy & Environment meets in Room A201 in the Public Works Building at 161 S. Charlotte St. City Transit Commission Info: 232-4528. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 4:30pm - Meeting in the fourth floor Training Room of the Municipal Building at 100 Court Plaza. Drinking Liberally Hoist a pint for democracy with other like-minded, leftof-center souls. Drinking Liberally is a fun and informal political discussion group. Open to all, the only cost is your tab. Info: asheville@drinkingliberally.org or www.drinkingliberally.org. • THURSDAYS, 7-10pm - Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. Tasting Room, 77 Coxe Ave. downtown. Libertarian Party of Buncombe County Info: 258-0703 or www. LPbuncombe.org. • MONDAYS, 7:30pm - Join us for our weekly “LP-B Social” at El Chapala Mexican Restaurant on Merrimon Ave. The New Agenda A nonpartisan women’s organization devoted to bettering women’s lives in the 21st century USA. Info:

http://thenewagenda.net or 254-4827. • TH (5/21), 6:30pm Cynthia Ruccia, co-founder of The New Agenda, will be at the New French Bar Courtyard and Cafe, 12 Biltmore Ave., to meet with women and men who share the goals of the organization. All are welcome. Vigil for Peace and Justice On the grounds of All Souls Cathedral. • SUNDAYS, 5:30-6pm CDST & 4:30-5pm CST - Vigil. Anyone may participate.

Seniors & Retirees Events at the Senior Opportunity Center Located at 36 Grove St. Offers a variety of ongoing senior and adult programs, including art & craft classes, games, exercise classes and more. Info: 350-2062. • DAILY - Spend the afternoon playing pool and cards with friends. Light refreshments are served. Fitness at North Asheville Community Center An exercise group welcomes new participants interested in fun exercise. Come get healthy, and it’s free, too! No discrimination against younger participants. • MONDAYS & THURSDAYS, 9-9:45am - Exercise. Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, age 50 and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round. Info: 698-3448 or www. LJRsoftball.com. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS - Morning games at Jackson Park in Hendersonville. Lakeview Senior Center 401 S. Laurel Circle, Black Mountain. Info: 669-8610. • TU (5/19), 10am - Van Clan to Lake James. Wear clothes and shoes that can get wet and come along for a guided canoe trip on Lake James. Weather permitting. $5. Please bring a lunch. • TUESDAYS though (5/26), 9am - Hiking at various locations like Rattlesnake Lodge and the Arboretum. There will be no hike on May 19th. Info: 669-2052. Senior ECO Group For retirees interested in environmental issues. Meetings are held in the conference room at the Environmental and Conservation Organization office, 121 Third Ave. West in Hendersonville. Info: 6920382 or www.eco-wnc.org. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 10am - Meeting.

Senior Games & Silver Art Show Case Friendly sports and competition for ages 55+ in multiple events, including track and field, horseshoes, cycling, shuffleboard, croquet, bowling, swimming, badminton, billiards and basketball. Registration & info: 2595809 or dhopkins@ashevillenc.gov. • TU (5/12) through SA (5/16) - The 2009 AshevilleBuncombe Senior Games. • TU (5/19) - Silver Arts Showcase and Awards Ceremony at Lakeview Center in Black Mountain. Stephens-Lee Center Events Located at 30 George Washington Carver St. Info: 350-2058. • WEDNESDAYS, 2-2:45pm - Super Seniors. A free stretch and movement class.

Animals Mayfel’s Dog Days of Summer (pd.) Every Thursday through August patrons are invited to come eat and drink with their furry friends in our front patio or back courtyard, 22 College Street, downtown Asheville, 252-8840. Complimentary dog treats provided! This week 10% of proceeds will go to Asheville Humane Society. Animal Compassion Network WNC’s largest nonprofit, nokill animal welfare organization. Find a new pet at their pet adoption events. Info: 274-DOGS or www.animalcompassionnetwork.org. • DAILY - Cat and dog adoptions at Pet Harmony, ACN’s pet store for rescued pets, located at 803 Fairview St. Meet animals ready to find their permanent homes. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 11am-3pm - ACN cats and dogs will be available for adoption at PetSmart. Asheville Aussie Club A new group connecting Australian Shepherds and their people. Info: (704) 806-7300. • SATURDAYS, 11am-Noon - Please call for weekly meeting location. Asheville Humane Society Animals available for adoption from AHS at 72 Lee’s Creek Rd. in Asheville. View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 236-3885, ext. 311 or www. ashevillehumane.org. • Through FR (6/19), 5pm June is Adopt-A-Cat Month. To celebrate, AHS is seeking the next top cat model to serve as spokescat for 2009 Adopt-A-Cat month. Submit

the perfect shot of your cat for consideration. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 11am-3pm - Pet adoptions at PetsMart on Airport Rd. Asheville Kennel Club Membership is open to everyone interested in purebred dogs and responsible dog ownership. Info: 2584833. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Breed Handling Class at the Federal Reserve Center on Louisiana Avenue. Open to the public. Cat Rescue Center The cat rescue and adoption center is located at 635 Bo Cove Rd. in Cullowhee. Info: 293-0892 or www.catman2. org. • SUNDAYS, 10am-5pm Cat rescue center open. Greyhound Friends of N.C. Come meet our greyhounds and find out what great pets ex-racing greyhounds make. They are sweet, calm, quiet pets who need homes. Info: www.greyhoundfriends.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS, 11:30am-1:30pm - Meetand-greet at PetSmart on Airport Road. Rabies Clinic • SA (5/16), 9amNoon - Rabies clinic at Mountain Animal Hospital, 121 Barnardsville Hwy., Weaverville. $6/vaccine (cash only). Info: 645-1616. Rabies Vaccination Shot Clinic Cats and dogs can receive rabies shots for $7 per animal at the National Guard Armory, 2025 Spartanburg Highway in Hendersonville. Cats must be brought in crates and dogs must be on leashes. Info: 697-4723. • SA (5/16), 2-4:30pm Rabies clinic. Transylvania Animal Alliance Group For information about T.A.A.G., or donations of time or resources, 9663166, taagwags@citcom. net or www.taag.petfinder. com. • SATURDAYS, 11am-4pm Adoption Days at PETsMART on Airport Road in Arden.

Business & Careers Business World/Ancient World • New Content, Same Questions (pd.) Wednesday, May 13, 7pm-8:30pm, 84 N. Lexington Avenue, downtown Asheville. • An engaging evening with Todd Sattersten, co-author of 100 Best Business Books of All Time, and Jonathon Flaum, director of the WriteMind Institute for Corporate Contemplation. The discussion will center on how the

5 meta-themes found in best business books are in touch with perennial human themes that trace its roots all the way back to the ancient world. Flaum and Sattersten will facilitate an audience discussion to explore the variety in which these themes take root and play out in our own contemporary lives and how we can utilize these lessons. $15 for WriteMind Institute members and $25 for nonmembers. Price includes a signed copy of The 100 Best Business Books of All Time. To reserve a seat please contact the WriteMind Institute at 828-253-1733 or erin@writemindinstitute.com • www.writemindinstitute. com American Advertising Federation Info: 258-0316 or bobb@ main.nc.us. • MO (5/18) - “The Relevance of Direct Mail in a Down Economy.” Is direct mail a viable marketing tool in tough times? Get the scoop from David Mastervich, Manager of Sales Strategy and Integration for the U.S. Postal Service in Washington, DC. Debtors Anonymous 12-step recovery on issues of underearning, debt and learning to live one’s vision in life. Info: 779-0077. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at the Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. Hendersonville Business & Professional Women Dedicated to empowering women personally, professionally and politically. Activities include National Business Women’s Week, Equal Pay Day and National Women’s History Month. Info: www.bpwhendersonville.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 5:308pm - Meeting. International Association of Administrative Professionals IAAP enhances the skills and knowledge of administrative professionals through continuing education, facilitates networking with colleagues, and establishes high professional standards through certification. Info: stephanie. leathers@cavanaughsolutions.com. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Regular meeting. JobLink Workshops Mountain Area JobLink Career Center sponsors free workshops that include Conducting a Powerful Job Search, Interviewing and Salary Negotiation, Identifying Career Interests and Write a Winning Resume. Info: 250-4761.

• MONDAYS-FRIDAYS, 8:30am-5pm - Center open. Marion Business Association Info: 652-2215. • Through TU (6/30) - Grant applications are being accepted. The NC STEP Leadership Committee is currently offering grants to small businesses located within the City of Marion. Mountain BizWorks Information Sessions Mountain BizWorks, 153 South Lexington Ave., assists aspiring and current small business owners with business training and loans. To register: 253-2834, ext. 17. • MONDAYS, 10am & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30pm - Info Sessions. Learn about the classes and services that are offered at Mountain BizWorks. OnTrack Financial Education & Counseling Formerly Consumer Credit Counseling Service of WNC. OnTrack offers services to improve personal finances. Unless otherwise noted, all classes are free and held at 50 S. French Broad Ave., Ste. 222. Info: 255-5166 or www.ontrackwnc.org. • TH (5/14), 5:30-7pm - “Stretch Those Dollars.” Learn how to get control and build savings even in tight times, set your priorities, get your credit on track and more. • SATURDAYS (5/16 & 23), 9am-3pm - Homebuyer Education Classes. Learn about real estate agents, mortgages and more. WNC Human Resource Association Info: http://wnchra.info. • WE (5/13), 11:30am1:30pm - Bill Treasurer, author of the new book Courage Goes to Work, will speak at a luncheon to be held at the Asheville Renaissance Hotel. Registration required by May 8. Free for members/$25 guests/$18 students.

Volunteering ABCCM Is Looking for Volunteers ABCCM’s Medical Ministry provides a free medical and dental clinic for lowincome, uninsured residents of Buncombe County. Volunteers are needed in the following areas: administration, physicians, pharmacists, pharmacy technicians, dentists, hygienists, dental assts. and especially nurses. Maintenance volunteers are also needed to help with painting and repair work. Info: 259-5339, ext. 319.

• MONDAYS through THURSDAYS, 9am-5pm & MONDAYS, TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm - Volunteers needed to assist in the medical, pharmacy and dental clinic. Ashevillage Institute (AVI) An emerging urban sustainability center based around permaculture and natural building practices. Come sample any workday. Longer volunteer opportunities and internships are available. Info: www.kleiwerks.org/avi or 225-8820. • TUESDAYS through SATURDAYS, 9am-5pm - Workdays. Asheville MS Walk The Asheville MS Walk will take place on May 17 at the Buncombe County Sports Complex. All monies raised go to support programs for local clients living with MS and MS research. For details on walking or volunteering: janet.coggins@nmss.org or (704) 525-5906. For more info: http://walkncp.nationalmssociety.org. n Seeking volunteers to help with festivities, food, route marking and more. Habitat for Humanity Seeks Volunteers for the Home Store & Construction Site Help build houses in Buncombe County by volunteering at the Habitat for Humanity Home Store and at the building site in Enka Hills. Volunteers are needed who can make an ongoing commitment to a shift in the Home Store. Info: 251-5702 or brusso@ashevillehabitat. org. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - Volunteer orientations at 30 Meadow Rd. Hands On AshevilleBuncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you: your passions, your skills, your schedule. Short-term projects are offered. Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www. handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the Web site to sign up for a project. • TH (5/14), 6-8pm - Help sort and pack food at MANNA Food Bank to be given to agencies serving hungry people in 17 WNC counties —- 5:30-7:30pm - Meals for Hope. Cook and serve a meal for 15-25 women and children who are part of New Choices, an empowerment program for displaced homemakers in need of counseling and assistance. • SA (5/16), 10-11:30am Kids Care (ages 7-12). This event for children will feature

an age-appropriate learning component and a hands-on craft activity. Crafts will be given to others in the community. Parent or guardian supervision required —9:30-11am - Kids Care. Kids and caregivers will bake for families staying at the Lewis Rathbun House, which offers lodging to patients and/or their caregivers who are in Asheville for medical treatment. Parent or guardian supervision required —- 14pm - Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries —- 11am-1:30pm - Show support to hospice patients and their families by cooking and serving a meal at the John Keever Solace Center. • FR (5/21), 5:30-7:30pm - Knit-n-Give. Help make hats to be given to newborns served by the Buncombe County Health Center’s Community Health Program. Looking For Better Ways to Work With Volunteers? Asheville Area Directors of Volunteers in Agencies (D.O.V.I.A.) can help both new and experienced volunteer managers. Share innovative ideas, time-tested tools, new resources, networking and educational opportunities. Info: 2550696 or scatoe@unitedwayabc.org. • 2nd THURSDAYS, Noon Meeting. Location varies. RiverLink’s Volunteer Opportunities RiverLink is a regional nonprofit organization working to revitalize the French Broad River watershed. Internship positions are available, as well as many volunteer opportunities. Info: 2528474, volunteer@riverlink. org or www.riverlink.org. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 10am & 5pm - Volunteer info session at RiverLink, 170 Lyman St. Learn how to make a difference in making the French Broad River watershed a healthier place to live, work and play. To RSVP: e-mail or call ext. 118. Volunteer at Open Hearts Center • This nonprofit art education program is dedicated to serving adults with a variety of developmental, mental, physical, and emotional disabilities. Volunteers needed to share their talents with this unique population. Info: 6588875 or Openheartsart@ aol.com.

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Health Programs & Support Groups Got Pain? Get Rolfed! (pd.) 20% off first session! • Money-back guarantee. • Sandy, Certified Rolf Practitioner, NC#558, (828) 296-0011. You haven’t tried everything until you’ve tried: www.originalrolfmethod. com Shoji Spa Discounts and Events (pd.) Locals Discount: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. • SPArty: Wednesday evenings. Drinks, food and music, free. • Free Health Forum: Tuesdays, noon. Complimentary talk and food. 828-299-0999 www.shojiretreats.com Stop Being A Slave to Compulsive Habits, Depression and Anxiety (pd.) Studies have proven that self-destructive patterns involving food, alcohol/ drugs, overspending and moods all have a common emotional root. • A revolutionary new program is now available in the Asheville area. • Complements addiction and codependency programs. • Focus on strengths and experiencing true joy from within! Call to arrange a free consultation to learn more/ask questions. Certified Facilitator, who has done the work! Call (828) 231-2107 or email: empowering.solutions@yahoo.com ADD/ADHD and Meditation: Introduction Scientific findings from medical journals on the applications of the Transcendental Meditation technique for treatment of

ADHD and other learning disorders. Discussion, video, Q&A. Free. Info: www.adhdtm.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Info: 254-4350. Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOAs continue “survival” behaviors they had as children, which no longer serve them as adults. In fact, they prohibit ACOAs from becoming who they want to be. Come learn how to grow in recovery and become the person you know you are meant to be through this 12-step group. The only ACOA group in WNC. Info: 281-1314. • FRIDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meets at Grace Episcopal Church off Merrimon Ave. in Asheville. Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-2861326 or www.wnc-alanon. org. • WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - AlAnon in West Asheville: Meeting at West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Rd., across from Ingles. Separate Newcomers’ Meeting meets also at 8pm. Info: 258-4799. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 242-6197. • FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of Al-Anon is a support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 654-8892 (until 9pm). • FRIDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • FRIDAYS, 6:30pm - Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave.SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte

and Macon. Beginners welcome.SATURDAYS, Noon - Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St., next to the library. Enter via side glass doors. • SUNDAYS, 5-6pm - Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566. • MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Black Mountain Group meets at St. James Episcopal Church, 424 W. State St. Info: 277-8620.TUESDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 253-6624. Alateen Alateen is a support group for teens who have a friend or family member who is an alcoholic. • MONDAYS, 6-7pm - Meets at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. For ages 13 to 19. All Souls Counseling Center Located at 23 Orange St, Asheville. To register or for more info: 259-3369. • WEDNESDAYS, 1:303pm - Walking Group With Depression Education. Learn new ways to deal with depression while benefiting from walking and group processing. • WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm - Active Parenting. Learn effective forms of encouragement, discipline and communication through positive parenting for ages 2-11. • SATURDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Support Group for Recovering Addicts. • MONDAYS, 3-5pm - Ecological Approach to Depression & Anxiety. Experience the healing qualities of the natural world. Alzheimer’s Disease & Related Disorders Offered throughout WNC by the Alzheimer’s Association. For additional listings and more info: 254-7363. Alzheimer’s Association 24-hour helpline: (800) 272-3900. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 3pm - Trinity Presbyterian Church, 900 Blythe St., Hendersonville. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 3:30pm - First United Methodist Church, 204 6th Ave. W., Hendersonville. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm - First Baptist Church, 503 Park St., Swannanoa.

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Art of Intimacy Practice Group Learn life-changing communication and relationship skills, drawing from the work of Brad Blanton (Radical Honesty), Marshal Rosenberg (Nonviolent Communication), Susan Campbell (Getting Real), John Bradshaw (Homecoming) and others. By donation. Info: 254-5613 or www.centerforsacredsexuality.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - Meeting. Artful Living • SA (5/16), 10am-4pm - “Artful Living,” a day of yoga, mindfulness and gratitude, will be offered at the Black Mountain Library Community Room. Seated meditation, gentle yoga, walking meditation, a silent picnic, singing, chanting and group discussion. Donation. Bring lunch and yoga mat and blanket. Info: 301-1091. Asheville Gluten Intolerance Group Provides support to persons with gluten intolerances, including celiac disease, dermatitis herpetiformis and gluten sensitivities. Info: 274-8532 or www.ashevillegig.org. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Meeting at Carolina Day School, 1345 Hendersonville Rd. Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective An inclusive, non-judgmental and without hierarchy group. All people with mental health or emotional issues are welcome. Info: 251-4699. • MONDAYS, 7pm - Meeting at YWCA, 185 S. French Broad Ave. At the Magnolia Tree Events are held in the shade of the famous Pack Square magnolia tree in front of Asheville City Hall. • MONDAYS, Noon - Gentle yoga for inner peace activists beneath the Magnolia tree at the “Front Porch of Asheville.” All levels. Some mats available. Lasts 30-40 mins., but come and go as needed. Free. Info: myfriendjackie@yahoo.com. Bereaved Parents of the USA The Asheville Chapter meets at CarePartners. Info: www. bereavedparentsusa.org or 251-0126. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meeting. Cancer Support Group for Caregivers • MONDAYS, 11am-Noon Meetings at Jubilee, 46 Wall St., Asheville. Emotional support for family members of people experiencing cancer. Info: 299-0394.

Cancer Support Group for Women • FRIDAYS, 1:30-3pm Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church. Emotional support for women experiencing cancer. Info: 2990394. Caregiver Support Group Family members and caregivers of an aging loved one get together to share experiences, receive information, and develop coping skills in matters related to the issues of aging. Info: 253-0701, ext. 140 or migs@jcc-asheville.org. • 3rd TUESDAYS - The group is facilitated by a licensed clinical social worker. Register in advance. Children of Aging Parents Education & Support CAPES is an education and support group for anyone caring for or concerned about an older parent. Info: 277-8288 or 213-4542. • 3rd MONDAYS, 5pm - Meets at Mission Hospital’s Women’s Resource Center, 50 Doctors Dr. Diabetic Support Group Enabling you to stand toe to toe with diabetes. Info: 3018555 or pharmacistdrugsandyou@yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm Meets in E. Asheville. Dual Recovery Group Group meets at the Black Mountain Presbyterian Church House, 117 Montreat Road. For individuals who have a chemical dependency, emotional, and/or psychiatric illness and need support. We share our experience, strength, and hope with one another. A 12-step based program. Info: 357-8403. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8pm - Group meets. Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the support group meetings. Info: 337-4685 or www. thecenternc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Free. El Circulo Playful, deadly, spontaneous healing. A new, evolving martial art and conscious movement formally known as Pa Kua. Info: 280-7287. • WEDNESDAYS, 5:30pm - Free classes at Montford Park. Emotions Anonymous Another Life Foundation will be holding Emotions Anonymous Support Group meetings by way of teleconferencing. All that is needed

is a phone and the Internet. Free. Info: 1-888-543-3480 or www.anotherlifefoundation.org. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Meeting. Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. To register or for info: www.pardeehospital. org or 692-4600. • WE (5/13), 2-3pm - Suzanne Hall, M.D., will discuss the various types of shoulder injuries and their treatment. • MO (5/18), 2:30-4:30pm - David Gerrer, PT, COMT, will give a physical therapists perspective of spinal anatomy, normal and pathological conditions and how physical therapy addresses various conditions. • TU (5/19), Noon-1pm - David Beaty, M.D., will discuss the various reasons and treatments for abnormal menstrual bleeding in women of all ages. Food Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women who are willing to recover from the disease of food addiction. Sharing experiences and hope with others allows participants to recover from the disease one day at a time. All are welcome. Info: 242-3717. • MONDAYS, Noon-1pm & FRIDAYS, 7-8pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Food Addicts in Recovery For directions or more info: 697-5053. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Free meeting at St. Eugene’s Catholic Church. Haywood Regional Medical Center • WE (5/13), 3-6pm - A spine screening will be held in the rehabilitation department gym at Haywood Regional Health & Fitness Center. Info: 452-8070. • WE (5/20), 11:30am12:30pm - Walking Tall: Dr. Kate Queen, a physician and medical director for the Osteoporosis Center at Haywood Regional Medical Center, will speak on “Osteoporosis vs. Osteoarthritis and other Osteo Updates.” Held in the second floor classroom. Info: 452-8850 —- 4-6pm - Wellness Wednesday: Free screenings for diabetes and high blood pressure. Held at the landing of Haywood Regional Health & Fitness Center. Info: 452-8088.

• TH (5/21), 1-3pm - A speech screening will be held in the cardiopulmonary department. Info: 452-8070. Health Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Events are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 210-0100. • WE (5/13), 6pm “Folklore, Science and the Role of the Herbalist” (class 2 of 3 part series). $5 suggested donation/class. To register: pknott@abtech.edu or 254-1921, ext. 5844. • SA (5/16), 2:15pm - “Zen of Fly Fishing” with veteran fly fisherwoman, Starr Nolan. • MO (5/18), 6:30pm - “Diets Don’t Work, Learn What Does,” with Melissa Gelineau and Bonnie Church. Advanced registration required. • WE (5/20), 6-9pm “Introduction to Medicinal Herbs,” with Mimi Hernandez. Advanced registration required: pknott@ abtech.edu or 254-1921, ext. 5844. $5 suggested donation. • TH (5/21), 6:30pm “Simplify with Feng Shui,” with Janeen Wynn, certified practitioner. Advanced registration required. Healthy Chocolate Meetup Taste raw chocolate (it’s really good) and learn the many benefits. Caffeine-free and diabetic friendly. Info: 545-2571. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meeting at 866 Haywood Rd., W. Asheville. Heart Failure Support Group To help those with CHF live more fully. Meetings include a light lunch and educational speakers, and are held on the 3rd floor of Asheville Cardiology, 6 Vanderbilt Park Dr. Info: 255-0231. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 1:302:30pm - Meeting. Henderson County Red Cross Red Cross holds classes in CPR and First Aid for infants, children and adults; Standard First Aid in Spanish; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid. Located at 203 Second Ave. East, Hendersonville. Info: 693-5605. : Blood Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • FR (5/15), 3-7:30pm - Mills River Community at Mills River United Methodist Church, 137 Old Turnpike Road. Info: 891-5360. • MO (5/18), 10am-2:30pm - American Red Cross Chapter, 203 2nd Ave. East. • TU (5/19), 8:30am-1pm - Park Ridge Hospital, Naples Road. Info: 681-2172. HIV/AIDS Support Group

Open support group for all who struggle with HIV/AIDS. Info: 252-7489, bannders2@yahoo.com or www.wncap.org. • 1st & 3rd TUESDAYS, 67:30pm - Meeting. K.A.R.E. Support Groups Kid’s Advocacy Resource Effort offers several ongoing support groups. Info: 456-8995. • WEDNESDAYS, 5:307:30pm - Single Parents Support Group. Dinner and childcare provided. At First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Call ext. 201 for more info. • 1st & 3rd TUESDAYS, 11:30am-1pm - The GrandPARENTS Connection Networking Group meets at the First United Methodist Church, Wesley Room, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Networking support, stress relief and parenting info for those who are caring for their relatives’ children. Free childcare and lunch provided. Call ext. 214 for more info. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 10-11:30am - Parents of Preschoolers Networking Group. Circle of Parents model. Snacks and childcare provided. At St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church, 99 Academy St., Canton. Life Empowerment Coaching Group Do you need direction in your life? Do you have goals you want to achieve? Does your family or adolescent need life goals and family goals? Info: (801) 245-9284 or astefanini@harmongcmg. com. • 1st & 3rd MONDAYS - Free Life Empowerment Coaching Group meets. Life in Balance Yet? Explore new self-empowering ways to achieve more peace and harmony in life. Info: 236-2267. • SUNDAYS, 6:30pm - Free seminar. Lymphedema Support Group Info: 299-4636 or www. skylandrehab.com. • TH (5/21), 5:30-7pm - Meeting at Skyland Family Rehab. Call for directions. Meditation and Health Treating hypertension, stress disorders, anxiety, depression, substance abuse and other health issues through the Transcendental Meditation technique. A discussion of medical research, NIH funded studies on TM and health, and the concept of “meditation, not medication.” Free. Info: 254-4350 or www.askthedoctors.com.

Introduction to the most extensively researched and widely successful 11thstep meditation technique: Transcendental Meditation. Free. Info: 254-8416. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - The group will be led by addiction counselor Milton Burrill, C.E.A.P., C.S.A.C., and 35-year meditation teacher Tom Ball, PhD, MA. Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • FR (5/15), 3-7:30pm - Asheville Tourists at McCormick Field, 30 Buchanan Pl. Info: 2580428. • TH (5/14), 2-6:30pm - Arden Presbyterian Church, 2215 Hendersonville Road. Info: 684-7221. • SU (5/17), Noon-4:30pm Weaverville United Methodist Church, 85 N. Main St. Info: 658-9908. • MO (5/18), 2-6:30pm - West Asheville Baptist Church, 926 Haywood Road. Info: 683-3752. • WE (5/20), 7am-4pm - Mission Hospital at St. Joseph Campus, 428 Biltmore Ave. Info: 2132222, ext. 2. • TH (5/21) 9am-1pm - Office Environments, 1070 Tunnel Road. Info: 2993380, ext. 301. S-Anon Meetings For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803. • WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week. Sex Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women recovering from addictive sexual behavior (physical and/or emotional). Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Info: 800477-8191 (live person Mon.Fri. 11am-7pm) or 348-0284 to leave a local message for a return call. • WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting. • SUNDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous SLAA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women who have a desire to stop living out a pattern of sex and

love addiction. Behaviors addressed are: compulsive sexual behavior, extreme dependency on a person, chronic preoccupation with romance, intrigue or fantasy. Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Open to all sexual orientations. Info: AshevilleSLAA@gmail.com. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Meeting at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St.

Sexaholics Anonymous SA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women recovering from compulsive patterns of lust, romance, destructive relationships, sexual thoughts or sexual behavior. Info: 681-9250 or saasheville@gmail.com. • DAILY - Asheville meetings. Contact for details and times. Step/Weights Class Free ongoing aerobics class with step, weights, resistance bands and stretches. Offered by Asheville Parks & Recreation to promote Asheville’s cardiovascular health. At Stephens-Lee Center (from S. Charlotte, turn on Max St. and go up the hill). Info: 350-2058. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Step/Weights Class. Stroke Awareness Health Fair • TU (5/19), 6-8:30pm - With stroke at an all time high across the nation, The Laurels of GreenTree will teach WNC residents how to prevent, treat and recover from stroke. Free. Info: 2747646. WNC Amputee Support Group For all pre- and post-amputees, featuring positive attitudes, practical tips, friendly sharing and more. Refreshments provided. Info: 452-9475 or amputeejay@ yahoo.com. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Meeting at CarePartners, 639 Biltmore Ave., Asheville. WNC Brain Tumor Support Adult support group for newly diagnosed brain tumor patients, brain tumor survivors, their families and caregivers. Info: 691-2559 or www.wncbraintumor.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets at the West Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall, 690 Haywood Rd.

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Sports Groups & Activities American Singles Golf Association Info: www.asheville.singlesgolf.com or 254-6896. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Meeting at Province 620, 620 Hendersonville Rd. Asheville Foosball Weekly “open draw your partner” foosball (table soccer) tournaments. Cash prizes. Open to all skill levels, beginner to pro-master. Visit Asheville Foosball on the Web at: www.netfoos.com. • FRIDAYS, 8:30pm Tournament at Northside Grill and Bar, 853 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-2349. Asheville Kendo Club Dedicated to bringing quality Kendo to the Asheville area. Kendo, the Japanese Way of the Sword, emphasizes correct etiquette and posture. Kendo is not self-defense. Info: ashevillekendo@gmail. com. • SATURDAYS, Noon-3pm - Classes held at CMA-USA, 412 Merrimon Ave. Asheville Lacrosse Club This nonprofit organization sponsors and organizes both adult and youth lacrosse in WNC. Men over the age of 18 are welcome to come learn about full-contact lacrosse. No experience necessary. Info: 280-3938 or www.ashevillelacrosse.com. • THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Practice at Memorial Stadium behind McCormick Field. Asheville Rugby Football Club Players of all sizes and ability are welcome. No experience necessary. ARFC is highly competitive and participates in Division III, USA Rugby South. Info: 273-0347 or www.ashevillerugby.com. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7pm - Practice at Walton Park (near the hospital). Badminton Come join the Asheville Badminton Club for fastpaced competitive indoor badminton twice weekly at 34 Pearson Dr. Info: 2533714. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm Badminton. Big South Conference Baseball Championship The Road to Omaha starts in Asheville when the Big South Conference Baseball Championship kicks off at McCormick Field in downtown Asheville. Tickets & info: www.uncabulldogs. com. • TU (5/19) through SA (5/23) - Nearly a week of

collegiate baseball where the championship team will continue on toward the College World Series. Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Located at 59 Woodfin Pl. Info: 250-4265. • FR (5/22), Noon - Time for Fun and Fitness: Bocce Ball. Meet at the Sports Park, bring your lunch for a picnic before hand and play a couple of games of Bocce Ball. Drinks provided. Free. Register by May 19. Disc Golf Check the Richmond Hill Park kiosk for events and tournaments, as well as the WNC Disc Golf Web site. Info: 680-9626 or www. wncdiscgolf.com. • THURSDAYS, 5pm Doubles at WCU, Cullowhee —- 5:30pm - Singles at Haywood Community College. • FRIDAYS, 5pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Doubles at Haywood Community College. • SUNDAYS, Noon Doubles at Richmond Hill or Mars Hill College campus —- 4pm - Doubles at Waynesville Rec Park. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Black Mountain Park. • TUESDAYS, 5pm Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. Pickleball It’s like playing ping pong on a tennis court. For all ages. Games cost $1 per session. Paddles and balls are provided. Info: 350-2058. • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Meets at Stephens-Lee Rec Center, 30 George Washington Carver St. (take S. Charlotte to Max St.). Sports at UNCA Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public. Info: 251-6459. • TH (5/14) through SA (5/16), 3pm - UNCA Baseball vs. Presbyterian at Greenwood Field. $5. Taiji/Hsing-I/Bagua & Kid’s Lion Dancing/Gong Fu At Asheville Mountain Dragon. Learn the Yang Short Form in 10 weeks, Gong Fu in 5 weeks, Chen Pan Ling long form in 20 weeks and weapons in 8 weeks. $10, with discounts for multiple classes. Info: www.main.nc.us/mtndragon or 285-2929. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Class. WEDNESDAYS, 5pm - Class. THURSDAYS, 5pm - Class. SATURDAYS, 10:30am - Class. Ultimate Frisbee in Asheville

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Kids Ages 5-14 • Summer Dance And Circus Camp (pd.) Come one, come all! • Dance: hip-hop, jazz, tap, modern, swing! • Circus skills: juggling, hula hooping, aerials, acrobatics, and awesome partner tricks! • Play creative, imaginative, fun games! • Showcase performance to family and friends! • June 15-19, 10am-3pm, Black Mountain. • $150/full session. • Save $25, pay in full by May 15! • 10% family discount. • For more information: (828) 989-3692, jillmenard@xtra.co.nz • www.ferndance.com Terra Summer • July 6 August 14 (pd.) Terra Summer is a sixweek academic enrichment program for children 11-14 that uses the magical world of food to link and explore geometry, geography, history, and science. Guided by a farm team, a chef, and teachers, together we grow our own food, work on the farm, cook and eat, and discuss the social, economic, and ethical issues related to food. Terra Summer features guest artists and chefs. Children run a produce stand, journal, do portfolio projects and presentations, and look at the world and themselves through a new lens. The program runs from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday. Weekly fee is $150; full and partial scholarships are available. Terra Summer takes place on Jafasa Farm, Mills River, NC. For more information or to apply, call 828-782-7842 or visit www.terraschool.org African Drumming Classes Held at Skinny Beats Drums, 4 Eagle St., downtown

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Asheville. Suggested donation $10 per class. Drop-ins welcome. Info: 768-2826. • WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner class for kids 12 and up. Drums included. At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 2-11. Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure.org. • Through SU (5/17) Moneyville. The exhibit uses the subject of money to build math skills and promote economic literacy. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS - Family Days. Join an educator for smart fun for the whole family. Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition info: 230-5778 or www. singasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:307:45pm - Regular rehearsal at Abernethy United Methodist Church, 1418 Patton Ave. Colburn Earth Science Museum Programs Info: 254-7162 or www. colburnmuseum.org. $4/$3 admission cost. Many events are free or discounted to museum members. • WEDNESDAYS, 3-4pm - Geologist will be on site to identify any rock or mineral you bring in. Free. Community Programs for Kids at Eliada Character development and recreation: Eliadas USGA-supported Junior Golf Program, beginner horse program and the Hondasponsored National Youth Project Using Mini-Bikes (NYPUM). The golf and horse programs are open to youth ages 5-17. NYPUM is for youth 10-17. Fees range from $10-$35 weekly. Info: 273-1290 or enhancedservices@eliada.org. • TUESDAYS through SATURDAYS - Programs. Hands On! Gallery This children’s gallery is located at 318 North Main St. in Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org. • WE (5/13), 4pm - Mad Scientist Laboratory. N.C. Arboretum Events for Kids Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 9am-5pm & SUNDAYS, Noon-5pm

- Nature Activities for Kids. Check out a Discovery Day Pack, which includes binoculars, bug boxes and other items. Free with parking. • MONDAYS & TUESDAYS, 9am-11:30am - Wee Naturalist Classes. Children Pre-K and below, along with a parent, caregiver or grandparent, learn about trees, plants, birds, bears, raindrops and more. $6/class or $20/four classes. Call to register. Tot Shabbat & Tot Shabbat Playgroup Hosted by the Asheville Jewish Community Center. All preschoolers and their caregivers are invited to attend and celebrate Shabbat. Info: 505-2697 or 253-0701, ext. 109. • FRIDAYS, 10am - Tot Shabbat Playgroup. A casual program full of music and joy. Following Shabbat, challah and juice are provided, along with an art project or group game. Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recathletics@townofwaynesville.org. • SA (5/16), 10am-5:30pm - Trip for all youth ages 8 to 13 to the Cradle of Forestry and Sliding Rock. Bring a lunch, swimsuit, towel, flip-flops and a snack. $8/$12 nonmembers. Call to register. Waynesville Recreation Center Dances Info: 456-2030 or recyouth@townofwaynesville. org. • FR (5/15), 7-9pm - Dance for 3-5 graders at the Old Armory Rec Center. There will be pizza, drinks and door prizes. $6. WNC Nature Center Located at 75 Gashes Creek Rd. Hours: 10am-5pm daily (closed on Wednesdays from Dec. 17-Feb. 25). Admission: $7/$5/$3. For more information about programs and activities: 2985600 or www.wildwnc.org. • SA (5/16), 11am-Noon - Learn about animal families you may find in your backyard and some you may never see in the wild again. Learn the names of their animal groups, the weight of their babies and more. Call to reserve.

Spirituality 1st Church For Yogis Forming (pd.) Join us in creating the “1st Church for Yogis”. It’s time to wake up to the Joy of Your Eternal Self. Inspirational yogic teachings followed by half hour meditation. Sundays. 8:15am. South Asheville Yoga Studio.

Donation basis. Phone: 828OUR-YOGA. A Beginner’s Mind Zen Retreat (pd.) 3 day “Beginner’s Mind” retreat, May 22-25 at Southern Dharma Retreat Center, led by Rev. Teijo Munnich of Great Tree Zen Temple and Meredith McIntosh, Alexander Technique teacher. • Includes meditation instruction and body awareness, and is for both new and experienced meditators. $195 includes housing for 3 nights and vegetarian meals. For information, call (828) 622-7112 or see www.southerndharma.org/ RegistrationInformation.htm Ancient Voice Wisdom Counseling (pd.) Clear, direct, loving Spiritual guidance through Tarot. Over 20 years experience. Come Home to your Self. 808-828-0817 Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA. (828) 258-3229. Goddess/Gods: Teachings For The Modern Nobility (pd.) May 2, Chapel Hill. 10am-1pm. Celtic Gods and Goddess. • May 6: Asheville. An empowering year-long workshop series for modern people to access ancient wisdom today. (Quetzalcoatl, Tonantzin to name a few). $20/session, includes all materials. You must call to confirm. • Zoe: (828) 284-0975. www.mayanrecordkeeper. com Loving Relationship Training (pd.) The LRT created by Sondra Ray in Asheville, May 29-31. Are you ready for powerful breakthroughs in all areas of your life? Free previews. More info? Tama, 231-0296. Tama@wncretreat.com Sacred Embodiment Center (pd.) Therapeutic Dance: Discover the Ocean Within; Sundays, 5-8pm, $12. • Master Key System: Manifestation Course: Mondays, 5:30-7:30pm, $5. • Cleanse and Detox Discussion and Support Group: Tuesdays 5-7pm, $5. • Sivananda Yoga with Jason Wise: Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30pm, $10-15. • 31 Carolina Lane, the alley between Lexington and Broadway, downtown. Call (828) 254-0722 for details.

Visioned Relationship Couples Retreat (pd.) May 15-17 in Cashiers, NC. Learn how to come into your relationship knowing your wholeness with clarity and intention. Luxury accommodations, gourmet vegetarian meals included. $595 per couple. More information at www.anamcaraspirit.com or call 941-302-4334. A Circle of Conscious Men ManKind Project offers weekend training sessions and weekly group meetings that take men on a journey to connect head and heart, examine their lives, and create deeper, more powerful and more joyful ways of living. Info: www.mkp.org or 318-4448. • TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Open group meeting. Free. Call for info. A Course in Miracles Classes For anyone sincerely interested in joining a loving group for ACIM study and practice. The group meets near Greenlife at 18 Orange St., across from the Staples parking lot. Info: 712-5472. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm Study group. A Mountain Mindfulness Sangha Part of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of THICH NHAT HANH, the group practices mindfulness as the energy of being aware and awake to the present moment. Practicing with a “sangha” (a community) can bring both joy and support. All are invited. Info & directions: mountainmindfulness@gmail.com, 684-7359 or 299-9382. • THURSDAYS, 7-8:30pm & TUESDAYS, 8-8:40pm - Seated meditation, walking meditation, dharma discussions and other mindfulness practices. At 12 Von Ruck Court, Asheville. Abraham Positive Living Program Create your own joyful reality with this group mtg. in Asheville to listen to and discuss The Abraham Tapes. Free. Info: 274-5444. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Ageless Living the Reyouthing Project The ALR project supports progressive individuals achieve total health, wealth and well-being by applying, practicing and ultimately mastering the art of “Ageless Living” using simple mind/ body techniques. The ALR project also serves as a hub for an informal community of like-minded people seeking to live a youthful lifestyle.

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freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19):

One of the casualties of the recession has been grooming and primping. Many people are devoting less time and money to maintaining their appearance at peak levels. Make-up sales are down, and I’ve definitely been seeing more unkempt — or should I say raw and unadorned? — people lately. If you’ve been considering the possibility of cutting back on your own preening, Aries, now would be a good time to experiment. Why? For one thing, your natural attractiveness is especially strong these days. For another, you’re entering a phase when you’ll need people’s approval less than usual. There’s also the fact that anything you do to simplify your life will be a tonic for your mental health.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

Artist Amy Marx makes gorgeous paintings of tornadoes. She’s your role model for the coming weeks, Taurus. I hope that she will inspire you to use your chaos productively . . . to welcome elemental energy as raw material for your efforts to beautify your world. Are you up to the challenge? I think you are, although you may have to expand your attitude toward certain phenomena that seem disruptive. (See Marx’s tornadoes here: tinyurl.com/78xg63.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

“I’m having a very good crisis,” financier George Soros said recently. The global economic turmoil that has brought such stress for so many other people has earned him millions of dollars. That’s no accident: A couple of years ago, Soros foresaw the approaching upheaval and made a raft of smart adjustments in anticipation. I predict that you will have your own very good crisis in the next few weeks, Gemini — especially if you set aside some time now to plan all the ways you might be able to capitalize on the upcoming challenges.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):

What I’d really like to see you do in the coming weeks is party harder and party smarter than usual. In my astrological opinion, you’re most likely to attract life’s maximum generosity by shedding some of your social inhibitions and cultivating the pleasures of free-form networking. Believe me, I know how important it is for you to maintain the kind of strict boundaries that protect you from being overly influenced by other people. It’s what keeps you in close touch with your intuition. But for the foreseeable future, I think you’ll thrive on the unexpected blessings that come from giving yourself to the intelligence of the crowd.

excellent phase of your astrological cycle to home in on the surprising and idiosyncratic truths about what helps you feel like you belong here on this planet.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):

In Salmon Rushdie’s book The Enchantress of Florence, an exasperated ally of the manipulative 16thcentury politician Machiavelli tells him, “It’s your curse to see the world too f——— clearly, and without a shred of kindness.” Some of you Scorpios suffer from a milder version of the same curse, and judging from the astrological omens, I’d say that right now you’re especially susceptible to the problems it can create. I do think there’s a way out for you, however; there’s a shift you can make to turn the curse into a blessing. Here’s what you have to do: See the world as f——— clearly as you dare, but with a dose of compassion added. Then your shrewd perceptiveness will heal you and energize you. You may even spawn minor miracles by penetrating to the slippery truths hiding beneath the superficial appearances.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

If intelligent extraterrestrial beings arrived on planet Earth and asked for a meeting, who would we send forth to serve as our ambassador? Believe it or not, the favorite choice, as determined in an Internet poll, was heavy metal musician and TV personality Ozzy Osbourne. Although he wouldn’t be my own top candidate, I could see how a Sagittarian pioneer like Osbourne would make sense. Your tribe is especially adept right now at facilitating unprecedented combinations. If anyone could successfully compare apples and oranges, it would be you. If anyone could explain to an anthropologist from Mars the deeper meaning of Paris Hilton and the Octo-mom and the American government’s purchase of toxic assets, it would be you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

At the risk of endangering her own safety, a Capricorn woman I know intervened to protect a 14-year-old neighbor girl who was being beaten on the porch by her father. Another one of my Capricorn acquaintances informed her boss that she was offended by a certain unethical practice she’d discovered the company engaged in. You may not summon such extreme courage in the coming week, but I bet you’ll get close to it. It’s the Season of Fierce Integrity for you — a time to dig deeper as you demonstrate your intensely practical commitment to your core values.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

Some celebrities have hired ghostwriters to communicate for them via Twitter. In a recent tweet from rapper 50 Cent, actually sent by his operative Chris Romero, his fans were told that “My ambition leads me through a tunnel that never ends.” I hope you won’t follow 50 Cent’s lead in the coming weeks, Leo — either in the sense of hiring a ghost-Twitterer or in the sense of following your ambition down a tunnel that never ends. In my astrological opinion, you need to work on eliminating middlemen and go-betweens as you pursue your ambition through sunlit fields that lift your spirit.

I actually kind of hope that your brain is in major overload right now. I hope that you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed by all the new information you’ve absorbed, and that your imagination is a blur of wheels within wheels within wheels spinning at top speeds. In fact I’ll go so far as to say that if this is the case, you’re definitely on the right track. You’re doing what’s necessary to prepare for rebuilding your foundation in May. And if for some reason there are no wheels within wheels within wheels spinning at top speeds — if your mind is as empty and clear as a cloudless blue sky in Montana — then you’re probably doing something wrong. So get out there and start stuffing it with new ideas, radical theories, crazy speculations, wild guesses, and raw perceptions.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

I give thanks for the dented rusty brown and grey 1967 Chevy pick-up truck that my neighbor parks askew on the shoulder of the road a few blocks from my house. Its messy appeal helps snap me back to sanity when my own perfectionism threatens to de-soul me, or when all the shiny, sleek, polished things of the world are on the verge of hypnotizing me into believing that they alone should be considered attractive. Are there equivalent icons in your life, Virgo? Funky, unwieldy, anomalous things that are sublime in their own way? I suspect you’ll benefit from their influence more than usual in the coming days.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):

Cracked.com ran an article on “5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won’t).” Here’s a hint about what those things are: fame, wealth, beauty, genius, and power. You might want to go and read the essay at tinyurl.com/d974te. Even if you don’t entirely agree with its points, it should inspire you to get more realistic about what specifically does increase your levels of well-being. It happens to be an

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of The New Earth: Awakening to Your Life’s Purpose. Bruno Groening Circle of Friends Help and healing the spiritual way through the teachings of Bruno Groening. Participants are asked to attend an introduction before coming to the regular community hour. Info: 393-0630. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meeting at the North Asheville Library, 1030 Merrimon Ave. Love offering. Buddhist Hermitage Open to all Buddhist traditions and faiths. Study, discuss, and endeavor to live the Buddha’s teachings on Mindfulness, Compassion and Wisdom. Meetings at Embracing Simplicity Hermitage, 7 Wisdom Lane, Hendersonville. Info: 3382665 or www.embracingsimplicityhermitage.org. • DAILY (except WED. & SAT.), 11am - Dharma study and meditation. • SUNDAYS, 11am - Dharma study and meditation, followed by fellowship gathering. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op. What is it to be Buddhist? Buddha’s teachings are prevalent and popular in our world. This series of classes will give an introduction to what it means to be a Buddhist and how to embark on Buddha’s path. Suggested donation: $8. Info: 779-5502 or www. meditation-in-northcarolina. org. • WE (5/13), 7:15pm - “How to improve our concentration.” • WE (5/20), 7:15pm - “Mental Excitement and Mental Sinking: The Monkey and the Elephant.” Celebrate Recovery Christ-centered, biblically based recovery ministry. Weekly fellowship and support meetings deal with reallife issues, including divorce, co-dependency, anger, control, chemical dependency, sexual addictions, hurtful relationships, eating disorders, depression, and other addictive, compulsive or dysfunctional behaviors. Info: 687-1111. • MONDAYS - Evenings at Biltmore Baptist Church, 35 Clayton Road, Arden. Celebrate Recovery Group At the Swannanoa Church of God, 199 Wilson Ave.,

Swannanoa. Side entrance of church. Info: 301-1789 or 582-2933. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Group meets. Center for Spiritual Living Asheville A Science of Mind, Religious Science, New Thought Center. Be recognized as the powerful, creative, spiritual being that you are. 2 Science of Mind Way. Info, events & directions: 253-2325 or www.cfcl.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am & 11am - Two Celebrations. The second celebration is followed by a covered-dish luncheon the 1st Sunday of every month. Church of Christ, Scientist Join us in a welcoming atmosphere as we worship the all loving God. Through a better understanding of your relationship with Christ find freedom and healing. Located at 64 N. French Broad. Info: 252-1787. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30pm - Weekly meeting for inspiration and testimonies of healing. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am Weekly Service and Sunday School. Childcare provided. Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of Thich Nhat Hanh, meets at the home of Judith & Philip Toy at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@ bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Seated meditation, walking meditation, Sutra Reading and Dharma discussion in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. • SUNDAYS, 8am Japanese-style Zen service followed by informal tea. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 6:30-7:30am - Chanting practice, seated meditation. Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 299-7942 or www.ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Meeting. Congregation Beth HaTephila Asheville’s Reform Jewish Temple is located at Liberty

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and Broad Streets, and offers a Religious School (for members) and adult education, as well as many activities and committees. Info: 253-4911 or www. bethhatephila.org. • FRIDAYS, 7:30pm Kabbalat Shabbat services. Course in Miracles Ongoing discussion group with Rev. Gene Conner. Info: 296-7558. • SUNDAYS, 12:15-1:30pm - Discussion group meets. Course in Miracles Discussion Group This group meets at a North Asheville location. Info: 350-0986. • WEDNESDAYS, Noon1:30pm - Group meeting. Love offering. Coven Oldenwilde A religious nonprofit teaching Traditional Gardnerian and Italian Strega magic. Info: www.oldenwilde.org, oldenwilde@aol.com or 251-0343. • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 68pm - Art Magical Academy: Learn the skills of spellcraft to help yourself, your loved ones and the planet. Taught by *Diuvei at Gaea, 61 N. Lexington. $10-$20, sliding scale. Eckhart Tolle Meetings Come and learn how to experience Presence. Each meeting will start off with silent meditation, followed by a 60-min. Retreat Series video and sharing. This group started with the A New Earth book club. Info: 685-7945. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meeting in Hendersonville. Ethical Society of Asheville A humanistic, religious and educational movement inspired by the ideal that the supreme aim of human life is working to create a more humane society. Meetings are held at the Botanical Garden’s Visitors Center, 151 W. T. Weaver Blvd. All are welcome. Info: 687-7759 or www.aeu.org. • SU (5/17), 2-3:30pm “India: Poverty, Democracy, Plurality and Ethics of It All” will be presented by Ethical Action Chairman John Spitzberg. Followed by a discussion period and informal conversation. Events at Basilica St. Lawrence 97 Haywood St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 2526042. • WEEKDAYS, 7:30am AND 12:10pm - Mass. • FRIDAYS, 1pm - Bible study group meets in the lower conference room. • SATURDAYS - 7:30am, Mass; 3:30-4:30pm,

Reconciliation; 5pm - Vigil Mass. • SUNDAYS - 9am & 12pm Mass; 5pm Mass in Spanish. Events Sponsored by the Land of the Sky United Church of Christ Held at the East Asheville community center, 906 Tunnel Road. Childcare provided. • SU (5/17), 6:30pm - Local author William Everett and performer Barbara Bates Smith will read from Red Clay, Blood River. Find True Love: Inner Light & Sound Meditation Program Info: 236-2267. • SUNDAYS, 6:30pm - Free program. First Congregational Church Located at 20 Oak St. in downtown Asheville. “An open and affirming congregation.” Info: 252-8729 or www.uccasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Worship service with Rev. Joe Hoffman. Childcare provided. Great Tree Zen Temple Offers retreats, workshops, classes and monthly Family Practice (children welcome). For the full calendar and more info: www.greattreetemple.org or 645-2085. • TUESDAYS - Weekly Meditation and Study: 3:305pm - Afternoon program —- 5-5:30pm - Break —- 5:30-7pm - Evening program. Come to one or both sessions. Hare Krsna Sunday Feast At Namaste Yoga Center, 57 Broadway, Asheville. Donations welcome. Info: www.highthinkingsimpleliving.org or 506-2987. • SUNDAYS, 6pm Devotional chanting and vegetarian feast on select Sundays. Holy Ground This interfaith, feminist organization at 18 Orange St. (off Merrimon) works to strengthen community, connections to the earth, and to nurture our creative and spiritual lives through workshops, retreats and conversations. Info: 236-0222, office@holygroundretreats. org or www.holygroundretreats.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 9-10am - Sacred Circle Worship. Communal silence, meditative reading, group reflection and sharing and ritual. Infinity Institute for Compassionate Living Due to the demand, The Beyond Mental Concept booklet plus more from the life-changing dynamics of Sri Robert are back. Please send self-addressed envelope for current orderlist to the Infinity Institute, P.O. Box 1102,

Enka, 28728. Info: (702) 525-3982. • MONDAYS - Reading. Contact for details. Maharishi’s Transcendental Meditation Program Introductory to an effortless technique for accessing the unlimited reservoir of creative intelligence within everyone. Includes video presentation by physicist John Hagelin on scientific research, health benefits, quantum physics and the unified field, and brain patterns during meditation. Free. Info: 254-4350. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St., Asheville. Meditation for This Age Info: (888)-250-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:45-9pm - Meditation Class: Reduce stress, open the heart, think clearly, deepen a spiritual connection. $10. Call for location details. Men’s Group The group includes ritual, presentations and discussion. Focus on vision, mission and relationships. Facilitated by an experienced men’s work leader. Meets at the OASIS Center in W. Asheville. Info: 817-9727. • MONDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meeting. Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz. com. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation. No class Memorial Day, May 25. Mountain Zen Practice Center Ending suffering through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Retreats, workshops and ongoing meditation opportunities. Located at 156 E. Chestnut St. For a complete schedule, including info on the Orientation Evening and Zen Practice Mornings: 2534621 or www.mountainzen. org. Orientation required for newcomers. • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meditation and discussion. Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings

are dynamic and diverse and range from topics such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 206-2009. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Old Paths Baptist Church Little River (Crab Creek Rd. & Everette Farm Rd. near Little River Firehouse). Info: 884-9462, 553-7119 or 862-7282. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Service. • SUNDAYS, 10am Sunday School —- 11am - Sunday Morning Worship Service —- 6pm - Sunday Evening Service. Open Door Christian Fellowship At 2314-C Asheville Hwy., Hendersonville. Info: www. achurchthatserves.com. • SATURDAYS, 7:30-9pm - Unlocked Night Service: a contemporary service for people who don’t feel like they fit in at other churches. Love offerings accepted. Open Heart Meditation Enjoy the peace and happiness of your own heart. Learn easy, effective practices for becoming heartcentered. Open to all. Free. Info: 645-5950, 215-2572 or www.heartsanctuary.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Upstairs at 218 E. Chestnut St. in Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 10:30amNoon - At Namaste, 57 Broadway in Asheville. Psychic Development Class Learn to develop your psychic/intuitive abilities. Emphasis is on gaining experience through practice and applying it to everyday situations. $10 donation. For info & directions: 253-4272 or 255-8304. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Class. Ray of Hope Nondenominational Church Located at 441 N. Louisiana Ave., Suites K & L. Info: 252-PRAY. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Training for Christian Service. • SUNDAYS, 10am Training for Christian Service —- 11am - Worship with Pastor Inez D. Ray. Sai Baba Group of Asheville Meets at Unity Church in Fletcher. Info: 651-9546. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting. Sathya Sai Baba Center Of Asheville Info: 665-3952. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3pm - Study Circle, followed by Bahjans at 4pm. Self-Realization Fellowship Asheville Meditation Circle of SRF meets weekly for

Meditation and Readings Services from the teachings of Paramahansa Yogananda, author of Autobiography of a Yogi. Info: 645-6322 or 664-9503. • SUNDAYS, 9-10am & 1011am - Group meets. Sh’ma Messianic Ministries Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Studies for Jews and gentiles. Hebraic roots with biblical and basic Hebrew language, Israeli dance. Free. Join the group for updates, contacts, calendars of feast days and other info: 582-4430, shma_ministries@yahoo.com or www. shmaministries@vpweb. com. To subscribe: ashevillemessianics@yahoogroups. com. • FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS - Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Silent Meditation Come and enjoy group silent meditation in the Marshall area. Info: 545-0239. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meditation. Sojourner Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) A congregation in formation. The goal is provide a caring, non-threatening environment for the exploration of Christian spirituality. Info: www.sojournerchurch.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am - Fellowship —- 10am - Worship. Soka Gakkai International (SGI-USA) An American Buddhist association that promotes world peace and individual happiness based on the teachings of the Nichiren school of Mahayana Buddhism. Its membership reflects a broad range of ethnic and social diversity. Info: 683-8460. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 7pm - Chanting and discussion meeting at the Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Rd. Free. Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Free meditation initiation and one-hour of silent meditation followed by 45 mins. of devotional singing. Free vibhuti (sacred ash) distributed. Directions & info: 299-3246. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Gathering. St. George’s Episcopal Church Led by Rev. Canon Gus Boone. Located at 1 School Road, Malvern Hills, Asheville. Info: 258-0211 or http://webpages.charter. net/stgeorgeasheville. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - In need of a faith lift? Find spiritual nourishment at a small church with a big heart. Welcoming and affirming to everyone. Children especially welcome.

Star Dove Events Info: www.mindspiritnetwork.com/stardoves/index. htm. • FR (5/15) 7-8:30pm - Satsang with the Stardoves & Crystal Skull Explorer, Joshua Shapiro. Free. Sufi Healing Circle Traditional chanting practices to invoke the presence of the Divine to heal ourselves, our community and the world. Taste the love deep in your heart. Info: 777-5503. • SUNDAYS, 6-7:15pm - Gathering. Call for location info. Temple B’nai Zion Located at 855 Howard Gap Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 697-3668 or BnaiZionAv1@ aol.com. • FRIDAYS, 7pm - Kabblat Shabbat Service. • SATURDAYS, 1pm - A light meal will be served —- 2pm - Men’s prayer and Torah study, followed by Hebrew study. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - “Benote Tefillah-Daughters of Prayer.” The River Church A nondenominational area church family that believes in the value of meaningful worship, practical Bible teaching and real-life relationships. Info: 348-4703. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Currently meets at Oakley Elementary School. The Underground Church Merging with God, culture and others. We were sick of church but still loved God, so we decided to start meeting together. If that resonates, come and join the group on Sundays. Info: www.ug3.com or 318-6940. • SUNDAYS, 10am Meeting at the downtown YMCA. Transmission Meditation Group Act as an instrument for disturbing spiritual energies, which helps in the healing and transformation of the planet, while advancing personal spiritual evolution in the process. Join this group meditation. Info: 318-8547. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - The group meets. UFO Group Share thoughts and experiences. Together find the truth. Info: 281-4834 or www.yevasuniverse.com. • MONTHLY, 7pm Meeting. Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville A welcoming, socially conscious, liberal religious community offering stimulating sermons and outstanding music. Founded on JudeoChristian values, the church

draws freely on the wisdom of the world’s religions as well as humanist teachings; respects diversity; and takes seriously the responsibility to make a difference. Located at the corner of Charlotte St. & Edwin Pl. Info: 254-6001 or www.uuasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:15 & 11:15am - Weekly services and children’s programs. Unity Cafe Looking for a change from the usual Sunday service? Spiritual conversation and sharing, music, meditation, coffee and pastry. Info: 2548488 or www.SacredNature. com/unitycafe.html. • 1st, 3rd & 5th SUNDAYS, 10am-Noon - Weekly service at Greenlife Grocery Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync.net. • WE (5/13), 7pm “Rhythm Circle: Drum for Healing, Health & Wellness,” with Debbie Schults. Instruments will be provided for participants. This rhythmbased music program is appropriate for all ages. $10 suggested love offering. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - “Meditation, Movement, Energy & Breath Series,” with Tim Norwood. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am & 11am - Celebration Services with nursery care. Youth Sunday School at 11am. Friendship Potluck 3rd Sunday of each month at 12:45pm. The Lunch Bunch, eat together after 11am service. • 3rd MONDAYS, 7pm WNC Knitters Group. • MONDAYS, 7pm - A Course In Miracles Group. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 2:30pm - “A Search for God Study Group” —- 7:30pm - Men’s Group. • WE (5/20), 7pm - “Emotional Freedom Therapies (EFT),” with Romella Hart O’Keefe & Ed OKeefe, the founders of Unity’s Chaplain program. Love offering. Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different? Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures combined with an upbeat contemporary music program to create a joyous and sincere worship service. Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself.

Located at 130 Shelburne Rd., W. Asheville. Info: 2525010 or www.unityofasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual Celebration Service —- 11am - Magical Meditations for Children. Class consists of visual meditations with wizards and fairies using Unity principles and crafts. Part of the Children’s Greenhouse Program. Info: Serendipity58@charter. net —- 12:15-1:30pm - “A Course in Miracles” class with Rev. Gene Conner. • TUESDAYS, 2-4pm - Edgar Cayce Search for God Study Group. Info: 650-6479. UU Congregation of Swannanoa Valley Follows the 7 principles of Unitarian Universalism and has an active youth program. Located at 500 Montreat Rd., Black Mountain. Info: 669-8050 or www.uusv.org. • SUNDAYS, 11 am Weekly service & full youth religious education program. Victory Fellowship Worship Center 450 Aiken Road/P.O. Box 2577, Weaverville. Victory has been active in Weaverville for more than 14 years, providing a spiritfilled church family that is based on biblical teachings. Contemporary Christian nondenominational services. Info: www.victoryfellowshipwc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Worship service. • SUNDAYS, 11am & 6pm Worship services —- 11am - Dynamic youth program. Waynesville Creative Thought Center Located at 741 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Info: 4569697, waynesvilleCTC@ aol.com or www.mountainshops.com/ctc. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Meditation —- 11am Sunday Celebration Service. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Spiritual classes based in metaphysics. $8 suggested love offering. • TUESDAYS, 3-5pm & WEDNESDAYS, 6:308:30pm - Oneness Blessing (Deeksha). Feel stress levels settle into a place of love and peace. Everyone is welcome. Love offering. Windhorse Zen Community Daily meditation, workshops, retreats and Dharma talks. Private instruction and opportunities for residential training are available. Main center: 580 Panther Branch, near Weaverville. City center: 12 Von Ruck Court. All are welcome; newcomers are asked to call ahead. Info:

645-8001, windhorse@ windhorsezen.org or www. windhorsezen.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30-11:30am - Main center: Zen meditation, chanting and Dharma talk.TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 6-7:10am - Main center: Morning sittings and chanting.THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting and walking mediation.FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm - City center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. Womyn in Ceremony The group co-creates Sacred Space and Ceremony on various Sundays to connect more deeply with themselves, one another and the Ancestors. Work with Feminine Archetypes with the support of other womyn. By donation. Info: www. RitesofPassageCouncil.com. • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Gathering on various Sundays. See Web site for details. Your Brightest Light “Moving beyond our spiritual conditioning to the heart of the matter by exploring love, service, unity and collaboration through practices of silence, surrender, and empowerment.” Open to all. Love offering. Info: 6672967 or info@thevoiceoflife. com. • 3rd FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - Meeting. Zen Center of Asheville This Soto Zen Temple offers zazen (meditation) instruction, zazen sitting schedule and dharma study. Beginners welcome. Located in the A-frame chapel behind WNC Community Health Services in W. Asheville, 10 & 14 Ridgelawn Road. Take driveway to the left of 14 Ridgelawn to the chapel in the rear parking lot. Info: 398-4212 or www.zcasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 6-7:30am - Zazen. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Zazen, followed by dharma study. $5 suggested dana. • SATURDAYS, 6-9am - Zazen. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 9:15am - Intro to zazen. Sign-up required. Cost dana.

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only). Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com. • Through SU (6/7) - Artists Choice, a group exhibition, will be on display. American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www. amerifolk.com. • Through SU (5/31) - The Seasons of Liz Sullivan will be on display in the Oui Oui Gallery. Art at Holy Ground Holy Ground is located at 18 Orange St., off of Merrimon Ave., and is open Mon.Thurs., 10am-4:30pm. Info: 236-0222. • Through WE (5/20) - A Celebration of Earth Day and the Divine Feminine, artwork by local painter and ceramic sculptor Arlene Boyce will be on display. Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 251-6559. Blowers Gallery info: 251-6546. Highsmith University Union info: 2325000. • Through TU (5/19) - What Remains, sculpture by UNCA senior Jason Emory in the Tucker Cooke Gallery and Dissonance, oil paintings by UNCA senior Jessica Laney in Blowers Gallery. Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 15pm and Sat., 1-4pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 6938504 or www.acofhc.org. • Through SA (6/20) - River District Artists, a show featuring works by artists from Asheville’s River Arts District will be on display. ArtSpace Charter School Productions ArtSpace Charter School is a K-8 public charter school located at 2030 US Hwy. 70 in Swannanoa. Info: 2982787 or www.artspacecharter.org. • MO (5/18), 3:30-6:30pm - Art show and reception featuring the works of students in grades K-8. Visual art will be displayed around the school, music will be performed and short films created by students will be screened. Refreshments will be served. Free. Donations will be accepted. Asheville Area Arts Council

The Asheville Area Arts Council (AAAC) is at 11 Biltmore Ave. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-5pm and Sat., Noon-3pm. Info: 258-0710 or www.ashevillearts.com. • Through SU (5/31) - A gallery show featuring the works of the 10 artists who won WNC Magazine’s “On the Verge” art contest will be on display. Info about the competition: www.wncmagazine.com Asheville Art Museum The museum is in Pack Place Education, Arts and Science Center on Pack Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat. from 10am-5pm and Sun. from 1-5pm. Free the 1st Wed. of every month from 35pm. Info: 253-3227. $6/$5. • Through SU (9/13) Response and Memory: The Art of Beverly Buchanan. • Through SU (7/5) - Mapping the Mountains: The Photographs of George Masa. Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 28 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-5:30pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegallery-of-art.com. • Through SA (5/30) - Ireland — Soul of Appalachia, a collection of oil landscapes of the Irish countryside by Jane Desonier. Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open daily. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com. • Through SU (5/31) - New work by Kat McIver. New Ceramic Artist: Suzanne Kane. Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www. BlackMountainArts.org. • Through SA (5/16) - Inner Life, a mixed media show by Joyce Blunk, will be on display. Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484 or bmcmac@bellsouth.net.

• Through SA (6/27) Women of Black Mountain College: Triangle, featuring Anni Albers, Ruth Asawa and M.C. Richards. The show includes paintings, prints, weaving and ceramic works. Blue Spiral 1 The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 251-0202 or www.bluespiral1.com. • Through SA (6/27) - Paintings by John Cleaveland; works in wood by George Peterson; watercolors by Dana Brown; clay by Mark Derby and Virginia Scotchie; paintings by Andrew Moore; By the Book, a celebration of book arts. Caldwell Arts Council Located at 601 College Ave., Lenoir. Hours: Tues.Fri., 9am-5pm and Sat. by appointment. Info: 754-2486 or www.caldwellarts.com. • Through MO (6/29) - At Caldwell Memorial Hospital Art-in-Healing Gallery: Artwork (paintings, multimedia, collage, sculpture) by members of the Brush & Palette Club. • Through FR (5/29) - Darron Silva, photography, and Exposures 2009 Photography Competition. Colburn Earth Science Museum The museum has a permanent collection of gem and mineral samples from around the world. Located in Pack Place at 2 South Pack Square. Info: 254-7162 or www.colburnmuseum.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 3-4pm - Rock and Mineral ID. Free with museum admission. Express Yourself This arts studio holds regular classes. Info: 698-9960. • FRIDAYS - Homeschool art classes the first four Fridays of every month. Call for details and to register. Haen Gallery Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon5pm. Info: 254-8577 or www.thehaengallery.com. • Through TH (5/21) - New Work From Kinderhook Creek, paintings by Stephen Pentak. Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 4520593 or www.haywoodarts. org.

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• Through SA (6/13) - Haywood Community College Professional Crafts Graduates 2009: A Gallery Exhibition will be on display. Free and open to the public. Miya Gallery Located at 20 N. Main St., Weaverville. Info: 658-9655 or www.miyagallery.com. • Through SA (5/30) - Spring Invitational 2009, featuring ceramics by John Ransmeier and Holden McCurry, and paintings by Germaine Galjour and Sarah Faulkner. Pack Place Gallery Located at 2 S. Pack Place Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 15pm. Info: 257-4530. • Through FR (5/29) - The 2009 A-B Tech Student Art Exhibition will be on display. Info: 254-1921, ext. 814. Seven Sisters Gallery This Black Mountain gallery is located at 117 Cherry St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am6pm and Sun., Noon-5pm. Info: 669-5107 or www. sevensistersgallery.com. • Through SU (5/31) - In Awe of Nature, oil paintings by Joe Kotowski. The Bender Gallery Located at 57 Haywood St., Asheville. Hours: Mon.Thurs., 10am-5pm; Fri. & Sat., 10am-7pm; and Sun., Noon-5pm. Info: www. thebendergallery.com or 225-6625. • TH (5/7) through TU (6/30) - Glass Tapestries, an exhibit of hand-manipulated hot cane glass sculptures by Carole Perry. Toe River Arts Council The TRAC Center Gallery is at 269 Oak Ave. in Spruce Pine. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm. The Burnsville TRAC Gallery is at 102 W. Main St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Spruce Pine info: 765-0520. Burnsville info: 682-7215. General info: www.toeriverarts.org. • Through SA (5/23) - Workman Works: Photography and Woodworking by Steve and Kay Workman will be on display at the Burnsville TRAC Gallery. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www. artsofbrevard.org. • Through FR (6/5) - Art Unleashed: Art About Animals, featuring works in painting, photography, clay, sculpture and more. Upstairs Artspace Contemporary nonprofit gallery at 49 S. Trade St. in

Tryon. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-5pm and by appointment. Info: 859-2828 or www.upstairsartspace.org. • Through SA (5/30) Sightings: New Faces from Asheville and Greenville, a mixed-media show by Asheville and Greenville artists and Janet Orselli’s exhibit Feats, an installation of found-object art centered on roller skates, will be on display. WCU Exhibits Unless otherwise noted, exhibits are held at the Fine Art Museum, Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-4pm & Sat., 1-4pm. Suggested donation: $5 family/$3 person. Info: 227-3591 or www.wcu.edu/fapac/galleries. • Through SA (8/1) - A photography exhibit by Julie Breckenridge, Maureen Moxley and Sarah Haynes will be on display in the media center of Hunter Library.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Rosetta’s Kitchen Open daily at 111 Broadway, downtown Asheville. Info: 232-0738. • Through SU (5/17) - Magnolia Summer Art Exhibit, featuring paintings, photographs and poetry people created during last summer’s protracted tree-sit to protect the 100-year-old twin magnolia on parkland opposite City Hall. Info: 251-0343. Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • Through SU (6/14) - Blooming Out Loud, an exhibit by botanical artist Miriam Sagasti, will be on display at the Education Center’s 2nd Floor Gallery. • TH (5/21) through SU (11/1) - H. Douglas Pratt and John C. Sill’s BIRDS: The Science of Illustration. The exhibit celebrates the art and science of birds. Art on the Wall at Izzy’s The coffeehouse is located at 74 N. Lexington Ave. Info: 258-2004. • Through SU (5/31), 6-9pm - Fire and Brimstone, paintings by Ursula Gullow. Blue Ridge Watermedia Society Info: 627-9666. • Through TU (5/26) - The Blue Ridge Watermedia Society Flowers exhibit will

be on display at Deer Park Restaurant on the Biltmore Estate grounds. Center For Craft, Creativity and Design The inter-institutional Regional Center of the University of North Carolina is located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Rd. in Hendersonville. Info: 8902050 or www.craftscreativitydesign.org. • Through FR (8/14) - Are Chairs Just for Sitting, featuring the work of 24 accomplished furniture makers in WNC. • TH (5/14), 6pm Woodworker Wayne Raab will give a Gallery Talk. A reception for Are Chairs Just for Sitting will follow. Exhibits at the Turchin Center Appalachian State Universitys Turchin Center for the Visual Arts is at 423 West King St. in Boone. Info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org. • Through SA (6/6) - The sixth annual Appalachian Mountain Photography Competition will be on display in the Mezzanine Gallery. Info: www.appmtnphotocomp.org —- Ray Kass, Trays and Tondos and Recent Works on Paper will be on display in the Main Gallery —- Teresa Cerda: Horizons and Colors will be on display in the Catwalk Community Gallery. Hand In Hand Gallery Located at 2720 Greenville Hwy. (U.S. 25 South) in Flat Rock. Info: 697-7719 or www.handinhandgallery. com. • Through SU (7/5) - ECOART: Artists RespondReclaim, Reuse, Recreate will be on display. In an effort to raise awareness and funds for ECO, an arts raffle and coin drive will be ongoing through July 4. Henderson County Heritage Museum Located in the Historic Courthouse in Hendersonville at 1 Historic Courthouse Square on Main Street. Info: 694-1619 or www.hendersoncountymuseum.org. • Through WE (11/11) - Let Freedom Ring, the exhibit includes artifacts, displays and a multimedia presentation. Hickory Museum of Art Located on the SALT Block, 243 3rd Avenue NE. Info: 327-8576 or www.hickorymuseumofart.org. • Through SU (6/14) - William Barron Stronach III’s sculptural artwork will be on display in Gifford Gallery. Moments Coffee Bar

Located at 2244 Highway 70 in Swannanoa (near the Ingles). Info: 450-3525. • FR (5/15), 7-9pm - Opening of an exhibit by painter Lisa Walraven of bold and colorful expressions of birds and mammals. Lisa will be joined by Jay Pfeil, well known for her etchings and engravings of the natural world. New French Bar Located at 12 Biltmore Ave., Asheville. Info: 225-6445. • Through SU (5/31) - Oil painting exhibit by Jamie F. Stewart will be on display. Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave. between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 2255509 or www.pushtoyproject.com. • Through TU (6/9) Doomsday Safari, paintings by Sarah Cavalieri.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Attention Artists and Photographers! (pd.) Need your work Captured, Reproduced, or Printed? Digital Resolutions Group specializes in highquality large format digital photography, outstanding fine art reproduction and printing. (828) 670-5257 or visit www.ashevilledigital. com Anarchy Death Sticks Knitting group. Info: arupinski@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Eat some cookies and get some help. Art League of Henderson County Events Monthly meeting and artrelated programs held at the First Congregational Church, 1735 Fifth Ave. in Hendersonville. A short business meeting precedes the program. Refreshments are served, and the public is always welcome. Info: 6963188 or www.artleague.net. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 1:30pm - Meeting and artrelated program. Arts Council of Henderson County Located at 538 N. Main St. in Hendersonville. Info: 6938504 or www.acofhc.org. • TH (5/14), 5:30-7pm - The Board of Directors of The Arts Council of Henderson County invites arts and cultural nonprofit organizations and businesses to attend a meeting and reception to discuss the fall marketing festival “The Arts Council Presents...” RSVP requested. Asheville Art Museum The museum is in Pack Place Education, Arts and Science Center on Pack

Square. Events are free with membership or admission. Info: 253-3227 or www. ashevilleart.org. • SA (5/16), 1-4pm - Photography Hike. Walk in the footsteps of George Masa with hiker and photographer John Dickson. Go on an easy hike through Pisgah Forest or on the Blue Ridge Parkway, and learn how to capture the mountain landscape through the viewfinder. $10/$15 nonmembers. To register: ext. 120. Asheville Quilt Guild Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public. New members are welcome. Info: www. ashevillequiltguild.org. • TU (5/19), 10am - Meeting at the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Fiber and quilting artist Martine House will discuss the composition of her work via a slide/trunk show. Asheville Scrapbook Meetup Meet other local scrapbookers for conversation, inspiration and fun. The group includes both brand new and advanced scrapbookers. It’s free to join, but crops are $10 per person. Info: www.scrapbook.meetup. com/1879. • 1st & 3rd FRIDAYS, 6pm - Meeting. Visit the Web site to register for upcoming events. At The Health Adventure Info: 254-6373 or www. thehealthadventure.org. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 4-5pm - Origami Folding Frenzy: Learn new folds, share favorites and meet fellow origami enthusiasts. All levels welcome. Events At Folk Art Center The center is located on the Blue Ridge Parkway at milepost 382 (just north of the Hwy 70 entrance in East Asheville). Open daily from 9am-6pm. Info: 298-7928 or www.craftguild.org. • DAILY, 10am-4pm - Craft demonstrations in the front lobby, March-Dec. Knit Night Knitters and crocheters of all skill levels are invited to join others at Purl’s Yarn Emporium, 10 Wall St. Bring your current project. Free. Info: 253-2750. • THURSDAYS, 6-8pm - Knit night. Mountain Arts Program Seeking artists in all disciplines to participate in a program of residencies in public schools in WNC counties. MAP sponsors single-day visits to week-long residencies at all grade levels from K-12. Artists receive a stipend. For an application or

more info: www.waanc.org or 682-7215. • Through FR (5/22) - Application deadline has been extended. Quilting Bee Open to anyone who wants to enjoy a few unstructured hours of quilting and socializing on a regular basis, working on individual projects and making quilts to benefit the community. Quilters of all skill levels are welcome. Meets at Earth Fare South, 1856 Hendersonville Rd., in the community room. Info: bordough@charter. net, alicehelms@charter.net, 277-9223 or 650-9708. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS - Quilting bee. Sewing Circle at Firestorm Cafe A weekly get-together where you can bring your own craft to work on in a casual and supportive environment. Drop in anytime. $1 suggested donation. Info: 255-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 5-7pm - The circle meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Stitch Night at Caffiend Bring your project to work on to Caffiend, 120 A Merrimon Ave. Meets every Monday, except 2nd Mondays when the group meets with Asheville Knitting Guild at 36 Grove St. at 7pm. Info: tessa.32@hotmail.com. • MONDAYS, 7:30Whenever - Stitch night (except 2nd Mondays). Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: 664-0501 or www. svfal.org. • THURSDAYS, 9am-Noon - Experimental Art Group will meet. Learn a new technique each month from a different artist. $20. • FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - Figure drawing open-studio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate. $5-$10 model fee. • MONDAYS, Noon-3pm Portrait painting open-studio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate in any medium. $5-$10 model fee. The Asheville Knitting Guild Member of the Knitting Guild Association, the Asheville Guild meets at the Earth Fare South’s community room, 1856 Hendersonville Rd. All levels of knitters are welcome. • 3rd MONDAYS, 1:303:30pm - Meeting.

The Fine Arts League of the Carolinas Located at 362 Depot St. in the River Arts District. Info: 252-5050 or www.fineartsleague.org. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Open figure drawing sessions. $5. Waynesville Parks & Rec Classes At the Old Armory Rec Center. Info: 456-9207. • THURSDAYS, 9am-2pm - Quilting Class. Free. WNC Blacksmiths Meetings are held at the Kayne’s shop in Candler. Info: 665-1988. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Meeting with demonstration. Please bring safety glasses. WNC Knitters and Crocheters for Others This group meets monthly in Black Mountain and Fletcher/ Arden to create handmade items for donation to charities while enjoying fellowship and swapping ideas and patterns. • 3rd MONDAYS, 7-9pm - Fletcher/Arden group meets at the Unity Center of Fletcher, 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. (No meeting in Dec.) Info: 654-9788. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 1-3pm Black Mountain group meets at Highland Farms, Building G-H in Upper Core Room. Info: 669-0680. WNC Quilters Guild Info: www.westernncquilters. org. • 3rd THURSDAYS - Meeting at Trinity Presbyterian, 900 Blythe St., Hendersonville.

Art/Craft Fairs Greenlife Grocery Arts Market Located at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440. • SATURDAYS, 1-6pm - Meet artists from all across WNC. Madison Celebrates Art Street Festival & Market Main Street in downtown Marshall will be transformed into an open-air art market. Benefits the Madison County Arts Council. Info: 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts. com. • SA (5/16), 10am-4pm - Seventh annual Madison Celebrates Art Street Festival & Market. 40+ vendors offering handmade and local art, crafts, food and more. Saturday Art Fair At Pack Square. Info: ron. ogle@gmail.com. • SATURDAYS through (5/30), Noon - Meeting at the Grove Corner Market, upstairs. Come and learn how to participating in the fair.

Spoken & Written Word Asheville Free Book Exchange Located at 191 Lyman St. in the River Arts District. Info: (404) 933-9173, info@freebookexchange.org or www. freebookexchange.org. n Donate time or used books, multimedia, magazines, comics and such. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10am-6pm; SATURDAYS, Noon-6pm & SUNDAYS, Noon-5pm - Open. The space includes free books, free Wi-Fi, a lounge area and a children’s section. A donation-based center. Open mics on the first Thurs. of the month. Asheville Storytelling Circle A nonprofit dedicated to excellence in the oral tradition that affirms various cultures through storytelling, and nourishes the development of emerging and established artists. Guests and new members always welcome. Info: 274-1123 or 658-4151. • 3rd MONDAYS, 7pm - Tellers and listeners are invited to come to Asheville Terrace Lobby, 200 Tunnel Rd. Asheville Writing Enthusiasts AWE encourages and educates Asheville-area writers; establishes and develops contacts with authors, editors, agents and publishers; and fosters a community of support among writers. Info: 225-5677 or theemaco@ aol.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS, 10:30am-12:30pm - Critique meeting in the Board Room at Pack Place. Local writers read from work in progress and receive critiques from the group. Attention WNC Mystery Writers Check out WNC Mysterians Critique Group. Helps writers working in the genre. Info: 712-5570 or wncmysterians. org. • TH (5/14), 6pm - Meeting at the West Asheville Library on Haywood Road in the meeting room. Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n EA = East Asheville Library (902 Tunnel Road, 250-4738) n EC = Enka-Candler Library (1404 Sandhill Road, 250-4758)

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Puppet Show featuring activities that promote dental hygiene among preschool children. EC. • TH (5/21), 2:30pm - Book Clubs: Unaccustomed Earth by Jhumpa Lahiri. SS —- 7:30pm - Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. FV —- 7pm - Persepolis by Marijane Satrapi. SW. Call for Submissions The Hod, a new literary tabloid zine based in WNC, is seeking submissions. The first issue will be out at the end of June. For more info and guidelines: www. thehodltz.com. • Through FR (5/15) Deadline. Events at Accent on Books The bookstore is located at 854 Merrimon Ave. Events are free and open to the public. Info: 252-6255 or www. accentonbooks.com. • FR (5/15), 6pm - Writer Charles Gershon will read and sign copies of his books. Light refreshments will be served. Events at Fletcher United Methodist Church Located at 50 Library Road and US 25 at Cane Creek Road. Info: 684-7155 or www.fletcherumc.org. • WE (5/13), 6:30pm Local storyteller Marvin Cole will present his one-man performance An Evening with Mark Twain. All are welcome. Info: www.fletcherumc.org/twain. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 2546734 or www.malaprops. com. • WE (5/13), 7pm - Literary Trivia Night. Prizes will be awarded. • TH (5/14), 12:30-1:30pm - French Conversation Hour with a native speaker. High intermediate through advanced level speakers are welcome. Info: 255-9104 — - “Yoga with Cindy Dollar.” Come learn simple yoga and meditation techniques. • FR (5/15), 7pm - Kevin Wilson will read from and signs copies of his story collection Tunneling to the Center of the Earth. • SA (5/16), 7pm - Joanna Catherine Scott will discuss her novel Child of the South. • SU (5/17), 3pm - Writers at Home: Mindy Friddle will discuss and sign copies of her book Secret Keepers and Marc Fitten will discuss Valeria’s Last Stand. Hosted by Tommy Hays. • TU (5/19), 12:30pm - Spanish Conversation Hour with a native speaker. High intermediate through

advanced level speakers are welcome. • TH (5/21), 12:30-1:30pm - French Conversation Hour with a native speaker. High intermediate through advanced level speakers are welcome —- 5:30pm - Women on Words, a poetry group for women. For Accomplished Asheville Writers Seeking other serious writers for critique group. Mostly fiction and nonfiction. Info: 658-8217. • Alternate THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets. French Conversation Intermediate and advanced. All welcome. Free. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - Meeting in the back room of World Coffee Cafe, 18 Battery Park. Henderson County Public Library System Unless otherwise stated, all events take place in the Kaplan Auditorium of the Main Branch Library, located at 301 N. Washington St. in Hendersonville. The county system includes branches at Edneyville, Etowah, Fletcher and Green River. Info: 6974725 or www.henderson. lib.nc.us. • TH (5/21), 4pm - In celebration of Memorial Day, veteran and author Edward Logan will recount harrowing World War II experiences. Osondu Booksellers All events are held at Osondu, 184 North Main St., Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: 456-8062 or www.osondubooksellers. com. • SA (5/16), 3pm - Scott Osondu will be making paper airplanes and kids 4-11 are welcome to come and help —- 7pm - Jeanne Naber will perform. • MO (5/18) - Nonfiction Book Club: Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World by Jack Weatherford. New members are always welcome. Readings at Thomas Wolfe Memorial Located at 52 N. Market St. Info: www.wolfememorial. com, contactus@wolfememorial.com or 253-8304. • FR (5/15), Noon-1pm - Poetry and Picking on the Front Porch with local poet Sebastian Matthews. Bring a chair, pack a lunch and join in the fun. Free. Spanish Conversation Group The level is intermediate/ advanced, but all are welcome. Info: LBlockhead@ yahoo.com or 683-8433. • THURSDAYS, 12:30pm - Meets for lunch, friendship and practice at La Carreta on Merrimon Ave.

Spanish, French and More International Link offers ongoing small group instructional classes, conversation practice hours and tutoring for many languages, including Spanish, French and English. Info: 255-9104. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - French Conversation Practice. • THURSDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Beginner Spanish smallgroup class. • MONDAYS, 6:30-8pm High Intermediate/Advanced Spanish Conversation Class (with instruction). • TUESDAYS, 12:301:30pm & THURSDAYS, 78pm - Spanish Conversation Practice. Wednesday Afternoon Writer’s Group Weekly group open to writers of all genres who are interested in improving their craft through peer readings and discussion of assigned literature. Free. • WEDNESDAYS, 2-4pm Meets upstairs at the Barnes & Noble, Asheville Mall. Women’s Book Club Wanted: Passionate readers. This feminist, intellectual group reads it all: fiction, science, sociology, classics and world literature. All female lifelong readers interested in fellowship, support, intellectual stimulation, food and conversation, e-mail ashevillebook@yahoo.com or visit http://groups.yahoo. com/group/awbc/. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Book Club meeting. Writer’s Group Forming Spend an hour as we become muses for one another. Gather together in a supportive group as we give external expression to our internal thoughts on a theme. Info: 545-2448. • TUESDAYS - But meeting day is flexible, as well as time of day.

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Asheville Morris Men and Ashgrove Garland. Free to the public with parking available at the Greek Orthodox Church, 227 Cumberland Avenue. Annual New Dawn Midwifery Picnic A potluck picnic at Lake Julian (shelter #2) for all friends of New Dawn. Utensils, plates, cups and drinks will be provided. Info: 236-0032. • SU (5/17), 4-7pm - Picnic. Bizarre Bazaar Held in the historic Seventh Avenue District of Hendersonville. Info: 7788222 or www.7thavehvl. com. • SA (5/16), 10am-4pm Bizarre Bazaar, featuring live entertainment, arts, crafts, antiques and more. Honey Bee Arts & Crafts Festival Join the McDowell Arts Council in celebrating the honey bee. There will be juried artisans offering demos, food, live entertainment, street performances and children’s activities. Info: 652-8610 or www.mcdowellarts.org. • SA (5/16), 10am-4pm - Honey Bee Arts & Crafts Festival on Main Street in downtown Marion. Old New and Blue A celebration of bluegrass gospel music at the Maggie Valley Festival Grounds in Maggie Valley. $25 in advance/$30 at the gate. Info: www.onbmusicfest. com. • SA (5/16), 10am-10pm - Festival. Saluda Arts & Music Festival The event is held along historic Main Street in Saluda. Info: 243-8696 or www. saluda.com. • SA (5/16), 10am-5pm - Celebrate Saluda’s artistic culture, historic buildings and natural mountain beauty by attending its sixth annual Saluda Arts & Music Festival. Fine arts and crafts, musical performances by regional talent and more. WOW Festival The World Olympiad of Water. Earth Voyage/Blue Planet Run presents a family festival celebrating our world watershed through education and play. Help raise money for local to global water conservation. $10. Info: http://wowfestival.org. • SA (5/16), 8:30am-3pm - Competitive adult 3K trail race ($30), 6K fun run, movies, water-science games.

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- DJ Williams Projekt will perform the second set —7:45pm - Cadillac Jones will perform the last set. Drum Classes Free. Ongoing for seven years. All ages and skill levels welcome. Safe community atmosphere. Extra drums available. Meets at the Movement and Learning Center above the French Broad Food Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave. Info: 5456064. • MONDAYS, 6:15-7:30pm - West African Bass Drums —- 7:30-8:30pm - Hand Drums —- 8:30-till - Open circle. Dancers welcome. FENCE Family Concerts At Foothills Equestrian Nature Center in Tryon. Free. Info: 859-9021 or www.fence. org. • SU (5/17), 4pm - Violinist Sara Izquierdo and her pianist sister Julia will perform classical selections from a wide range of composers. Flood Gallery Located at 109 Roberts St. on the corner of Clingman Ave. in the River Arts District. Info: www.floodgallery.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Sonic Experience Series held on the second floor of Phil Mechanic Studios. $10, refreshments available in the gallery. Haywood Community Band Info: 452-7530 or www.haywoodcommunityband.org. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Rehearsals at Grace Episcopal Church, 394 N. Haywood St., Waynesville. All interested concert band musicians are welcome to attend. • SU (5/17), 6:30pm - Free concert at the Maggie Valley Pavilion with the theme: “Humor in Music.” Bring a picnic dinner. Haywood Community Chorus Membership is open to all interested singers; no auditions are required. Sponsored in part by The Junaluskans and the Haywood County Arts Council. Info: 452-4075 or 456-1020. • MONDAYS, 7pm Rehearsal in the third floor choir room at First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Hendersonville Community Band Info: 696-2118 or www. hcbmusic.com. • Th (5/14), 7:30pm - “HCB at the Pops” will be performed at the Lelia Patterson Center in Fletcher. The first half of the concert will feature a Boston Pops style presentation. After intermission, the Community

Jazz/Big Band will perform. Call for ticket info. • TH (5/21), 7:30pm - The Hendersonville Community Band will perform a “Pops Concert” at the Blue Ridge Conference Hall in the Technology Center at Blue Ridge Community College. $10. Hillbilly Jackie Dance Barn Bluegrass and country; all pickers are welcome. At Blue Ridge Ice Cream, 1228 Newfound Rd. Free. Info: 683-4145. • SATURDAYS, 7pm Gathering. Land of the Sky Men’s Harmony Chorus Male singers invited to weekly meetings at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place, W. Asheville. Info: 298-9248 or www.ashevillebarbershop.com. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm Regular meeting. Land-of-the-Sky Barbershop Chorus For men age 12 and older. Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 253-8304. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Pl. LIFT Culture House 516 Tsali Blvd., Cherokee, across from Tribal Fairgrounds. Info: 497-0707. • FRIDAYS, 5pm - Cherokee Thunder Drum Circle meets in the Back Room. Free and open to all. Mountain Spirit Coffeehouse Concerts are held at the Unitarian Universalist Church on the corner of Edwin and Charlotte St. in Asheville. Info: 299-4171 or www. uuasheville.org. • SU (5/17), 7pm - Siobhan Quinn and Michael Bowers, a dynamic husband and wife team, will perform strong vocal harmonies. $12/$8 students. Music at the Asheville City Market The market is held in the parking lot of the Public Works building on South Charlotte Street. Info: 2426881. • SA (5/16), 8am-1pm - Kathleen Slattery will perform Celtic and classical harp pieces on a five-octave Troubadour harp. N.C. Mountain Acoustic Music Association The NCMAMA strives to promote and preserve acoustic, roots-oriented music and dance in WNC. Info: www. ncmama.org. • FRIDAYS, 7pm - Classic Country and Bluegrass Music at the Train Depot in downtown Marshall. Olde Tyme Music Festival

In downtown Hendersonville. Info: 692-8588 or 697-2022. • SA (5/16) - Musicians will play hammered dulcimers, banjos, mandolins, fiddles, guitars and auto harps. Performances at Isothermal Community College Events are held at the Foundation Performing Arts and Conference Center on the college campus located at Hwy. 74 A in Spindale. Tickets & info: 286-9990 or www.isothermal.edu/foundation. • MO (5/18) - The Platters, The Cornell Gunter Coasters and The Marvelettes will perform. Silvermont Mountain Jam Sessions At Silvermont Mansion, E. Main St. (Rte. 276 S), Brevard. Free. Info: fivestring@citcom.net. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Bluegrass. Smoky Mountain Brass Band A nonprofit musical organization that has been a part of the Asheville community for more than 25 years. Info: 551-6839 or www.smbrass. com. • SU (5/17), 7pm - “Memorial Tribute to Carol Underwood” at Hazelwood Baptist Church, 265 Hazelwood Ave., Waynesville. Free. “Some EnChanted Evening” At the Black Mountain Foundation, 205A Sutton Ave., Black Mountain. Info: www.humanangel.net. • TH (5/14), 7-9pm - Chanting Hearts Sound Meditation led by vocal artist Serpentine Arborvitae. Love offering. Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal. Info: 1-866-8249547 or www.songosky.org. • MONDAYS, 6:45pm Rehearsal at Reed Memorial Baptist Church on Fairview Rd. (enter parking lot on Cedar St.). St. Matthias Musical Performances These classical music concerts take place at St. Matthias Episcopal Church in Asheville, 1 Dundee St. (off South Charlotte). Info: 252-0643. • SU (5/17), 3pm - The Richard Schulman Jazz Trio, with Shulman on piano, Mike Holstein on bass and Sonny Thornton on drums, will perform selections from their upcoming CD release, Sky Jazz. Donations will be taken for the ensemble and for the restoration of the church.

Weaverville Music Study Club Programs are free and open to the public. Info: 6455798. • FR (5/15), 7pm - Concert by Russell Nelson, tenor soloist, and Corey Powell, organist, at the First Baptist Church in Weaverville, 63 N. Main Street. World Beat Dance and Drumming Join drummers Billy Zanski and Linda Go for free-spirited, family-oriented dancing and drumming that combine Latin, African, Brazilian, hip hop and jazz rhythms. $5 suggested donation. • MONDAYS, 6:15pm - Meets at Odyssey Community School. Year-Round Mountain Music For more than a decade, folks have gathered to hear and play bluegrass and traditional mountain music. Nobody’s paid, everyone’s welcome and coffee and sodas are still just a quarter! Rockett Building, Old Fort. Info: 888-233-6111. • FRIDAYS, 7pm - Weekly music gatherings.

Theater Asheville Community Theatre All performances are at 35 East Walnut St. Info & reservations: 254-1320 or www. ashevilletheatre.org. • Through SU (5/17) - Enchanted April, based on the novel by Elizabeth von Arnim. Fri. and Sat., 8pm and Sun., 2:30pm. $22/$19/$12. Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center Located at 538 N. Main St. in Hendersonville. Info: www.BRPAC.org. • TH (5/14) through SU (5/17) - Absolute Theatre Company’s Baloney Theatre will be performed. A slapstick comedy for the whole family. Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org. • Through SU (5/24) - Ring of Fire: The Johnny Cash Musical, a play that celebrates the world’s most famous rebel. Wed.Sat., 8:15pm and Wed.Sun., 2:15pm. $34/$32 seniors/$24 students. Hendersonville Little Theatre Located at the Barn on State St., between Kanuga and Willow Roads in Hendersonville. $14/$8 or $18/$10 for musicals. Tickets & info: 692-1082 or www.hendersonvillelittletheatre.org.

• Through SU (5/24) Deathtrap, a thriller filled with suspense, will be performed. Fri.-Sat., 8pm and Sun., 2pm. $14/$8 students. Immediate Theatre Project Info: 239-0263 or www. immediatetheatre.org. • Through SU (5/17) - A Body of Water by Lee Blessing will be performed at NC Stage Company. Who are we with without our memories? A man and woman awake with no idea who or where they are; their only clues come from a young woman who may be their daughter, their captor or both. $15. May 7: paywhat-you-can performance ($6 min.) Montford Park Players Performances take place outdoors at Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Bring folding chair and umbrella in case of rain. Donations accepted. Info: 254-5146 or www.montfordparkplayers.org. • TH (5/21) through SU (5/31), 7:30pm - The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged), will open the Montford Park Players’ 37th Season. This is a fundraising show. $15/$10 students. Performances are held Thursdays through Sundays. NC Stage Company Performances are at 33 Haywood St. (entrance on Walnut St., across from Zambra’s, in downtown Asheville). Tickets: 2390263. Info: www.ncstage. org. n Choose your own ticket pricing for the remaining three plays in its 2008-2009 Season: $15-$30. • Through SU (5/17) - A Body of Water by Lee Blessing. Thur.-Sat., 7:30pm & Sun., 2pm. $15. No Shame Theatre Asheville’s performance venue for theatre, dance, comedy, juggling, music, performance art, or pretty much anything. Only 3 rules: All work must be original, under 5 minutes, and you can’t break anything, that’s it! At NC Stage Company. Info: 350-9090 or www. ncstage.org. • SA (5/16) - 10pm for participants; 11pm for audience. 5$. Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. We have all the gear, just bring your vocabulary. Info: 252-8154. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville.

Film The Obama Deception • WE (5/13), 6-8pm - Film screening at Pack Memorial Library, 67 Haywood St., Asheville. Real change? For whom? All Obama’s closest people in office are from big financial institutions. Who is he working for? Donations welcome. Info: citizen_ awareness@yahoo.com. Local Documentary Screening • TH (5/21), 9pm - World Premiere of Beer Y’all: A Rock & Roll Road Trip Across North Carolina, locally produced documentary about seven friends’ road trip to 27 N.C. microbreweries. At Asheville Pizza & Brewing Company, 675 Merrimon Ave. $7/$5 advance. Info: www.beeryall.com.

Dance Belly Dance! • Raqs Sharqi By Mahsati (pd.) Essentials Belly Dance Level I: Wednesdays, 7:30pm-8:30pm. • Combining Elements Belly Dance Level II: Wednesdays, 8:30pm-9:30pm. • $12/ class. 20 Commerce Street, Asheville. (828) 318-7572. www.mahsati-janan.com Discover The Ocean Within: Therapeutic Dance Series (pd.) With Luna May, LPC, DTR. Sundays in the Spring, $12/session, 5-8pm, Sacred Embodiment Center, 31 Carolina Lane, downtown. Call for details: (828) 7132864. Argentine Tango Dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www.tangoasheville.com. • SATURDAYS, 7:30-10pm - Tango Asheville hosts Filo Milongas at 1155 Tunnel Rd. $5. • TUESDAYS - Tango Tuesdays with instructor Karen Jaffe at Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. A class in fundamentals will begin at 7pm followed by practica until 8:30pm and milonga until 10:30pm. Info: www. tangogypsies.com. Asheville Allemanders Square dancing at East Asheville Community Center, 906 Tunnel Rd. Info: 6830335. • 1st & 3rd FRIDAYS, 7:159:30pm - Square dancing. Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre Info & tickets: 254-2621. • FR (5/15) through SU (5/24) - The Mystery of the Seahorse, set in an endangered choral reef, is an underwater epic that explores themes of ecology, pollution, love and bravery. Fri.- Sat.,

7:30pm and Sun., 2pm. $15 advance/$17 door/$10 advance & $12 at the door for students and seniors. Capoeira Angola (DanceFight-Game) Learn this beautiful expression of Afro-Brazilian culture at 89 Thompson St. off of Biltmore Ave. Info: www. capoeiraasheville.org or 253-4610. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 10am - Try a free introductory class. Come to learn or just to watch. All ages and genders welcome. Classes at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre No registration necessary; just drop in. All dancers are welcome. The studio is located at 20 Commerce St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-2621. • THURSDAYS, 7:30-9pm - Modern dance class with ACDT and White Dog ProjectX International. Taught by Diana Cabrera. $10 suggested donation. Classical Ballet for Boys & Men The Asheville Ballet is offering free classical ballet classes for all boys and men 10 years and over. Classes will be taught by Principal Dancer Lyle Laney. At 4 Weaverville Hwy. (Merrimon Ave.) in N. Asheville. To register or for more info: 258-1028. • THURSDAYS, 6pm Classical ballet class. Clogging and Step Dancing Classes Percussive dance classes with step-by-step instruction from an experience teacher. Must register in advance. Info: 252-6319 or ellie@ gracefamilymusic.com. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginning Appalachian clogging. Sliding scale, $11$16 per class —- 7-8pm - Beginning Cape Breton step dancing. Sliding scale, $11$16 per class. Country Music and Dance Upstairs at the American Legion in Hendersonville. Singles welcome. Alcohol and smoke free. $6. Info: 693-9000. • FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 7pm - Country music and dancing. Creative Dance Classes Basic moves from ballet, jazz and tap will be incorporated into imaginative games. For children ages 3-5. At Terpsicorps Studio, 129 Roberts St. $10/class. For more info or to book space: 989-3692 or jillmenard@ xtra.co.nz. • WEDNESDAYS (3/25 through 5/27), 11-11:45am Class taught by Jill Menard. Dance Lessons and More

At the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville. Info: 6985517 or 692-0575. • FRIDAYS, 7-7:30pm - Free singles and couples dance lessons —- 7:30-10pm - Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha-Cha etc. Complimentary food. $5/$3 club members. English Country Dance Series Dance to live music with a live caller. This style of dance may be seen in movie adaptations of Jane Austen novels. $6. Info: 230-8449. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Dance at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Wear comfortable clothes. High Mountain Squares Square dancing at Macon County Community Facilities Building, 1288 Georgia Rd. in Franklin. Info: www.highmountainsquares.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm Square dancing (mainstream and plus). Hunab Kru’s B-Boy/B-Girl Classes Free breakdancing classes. Learn how to B-boy/B-girl with the Hunab Kru. Info: bboyeducator@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Learn the foundations of breakdancing. For all ages/ skill levels. At the StephensLee Rec Center. Please wear shoes and bring a valid ID. Ice Cream & Lindy Hop At The Hop, 640 Merrimon Ave. Info: www.swingasheville.com. Free and open to the public. • SUNDAYS, 2pm - Swing dancing & ice cream. Line Dance Classes In partnership with Henderson County Parks & Rec, classes are held at the Stoney Mountain Activity Center, 800 Stoney Mt. Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 6974900. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 910:30am - Beginner classes —- 10:30am-Noon - Intermediate classes. Morris Dancing Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free. Info: 9942094 or www.ashevillemorris.us. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Northwest practice held at North Asheville Community Center. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Men’s Cotswold/Border

practice held in M&L Center of French Broad Food Co-op. Old Farmer’s Ball Info: www.oldfarmersball. com or 258-4809. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Free beginners workshop —- 8pm - Contra dancing at the Fairview Community Center, 1355 Charlotte Hwy. Take 74A six miles south towards Bat Cave. Next to Fairview Elementary. $6. Salseros 828 Events Info: www.salseros828.com or 252-9286. • FRIDAYS, 10:30pm Salsa P’alante. Latin dancing at Club Eleven, 11 Grove St. DJ Grant plays salsa, mambo, bachata, cumbia and merengue. A free footwork lesson starts the night off. $7. Saluda Mountain Jamboree Info: 749-3676 or www. saludamountainjamboree. com. • SATURDAYS, 8-11pm - “Dance to the Beat.” A live band performs country music, beach music, oldies or a variety of other dance music. $8. Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Info: 696-9198 or 891-5244. • SA (5/16) - Southern Lights will be celebrating its 27th anniversary. 7pm - Early rounds —- 7:30pm - Squares —- 9:45pm - Advanced tip. Guest caller: Mike Hoose. Club caller: Stan Russell. At the Whitmire Activity Center, Hendersonville. Spiral Spirit Ecstatic Dance This dance group is based on wave-rhythms and is a free-form experimental movement that encourages self-exploration and inner peace. Held at 11 Richland St., W. Asheville. $5. Info: azealea10@yahoo.com or elementsmove@yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Warm-up —- 7pm - Spiral Spirit Dance. Spirit Wave Dance Experiential, freeform movement and dance. First time is free. Info: fgreenman88@ bellsouth.net or 252-1298. • FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - At the Terpsicorps Dance Studio, 129 Roberts St. • SUNDAYS, 10am - At Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave., upstairs (enter through front door). $5 suggested donation. Studio Zahiya Classes Classes are held in a dance studio located in downtown Asheville on Carolina Lane. Enter from Woodfin St., and look for the “Studio Zahiya” sign. $12 drop-in. $40 for four classes, with other

discounts available. Info: 242-7595. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Tribal Basics —- 7:108:10pm - Hip-hop workout for women. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm Beginner belly dance. Dropin anytime —- 7:10-8:10pm - Belly dance drills and skills. Drop-in anytime —8:20-9:30pm - Vintage belly dance. Learn the history of the dance through pictures, video and movement. Bring finger cymbals. Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville. com, 301-7629 or dance@ swingasheville.com. • TUESDAYS - Learn to swing dance in the Lindy Hop style from 1920s Harlem. Two class levels; starts first Tues. of every month. $40 for four weeks. No partner necessary. At Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. in downtown Asheville. West African/Afro-Brazilian Dance Class Ongoing drop-in class with rotating roster of experienced instructors. All levels welcome. Live music. $10/class. Info: jesstel@ bellsouth.net. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Class at Terpsicorps Studio, 129 Roberts St. Western Carolina Federation Round & Square Dance Clubs • FRIDAYS - Brevard Sylvan Squares, M/P, 2&4 FR, 810pm, 2Step Junction US 64 E, Pisgah Forest Contact: 891-6443 Morganton Brown Mt. Lite-Steppers M/ P, 2&4 FR, 7:30-10pm, I-40 Exit 105 Contact: 430-8802. • SATURDAYS Hendersonville Southern Lights-M/P/R/A tip 1&3 SA, 7-10pm, Kanuga & Lily Pond Rds. Contact: 697-2078. • SUNDAYS - Hendersonville Shadow Casters 2&4 SU C1, 11:30am-1:30pm; C2, 1:30; A2, 2-4pm Park Place RV Center Upward & S. Allen Rds. Contact: 891-4053. • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm Asheville Skylarks-Rounds, 970 Haywood Rd (beneath fire station) Contact: 2747103. Zydeco Dance and Lesson Info: dswansong@aol.com. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - Zydeco dance lesson. $2 —- 8:30-11pm - Zydeco dance to CDs. $5. At Eleven on Grove. • WE (5/20), 8pm - Zydeco dance lesson. $2 —- 8:3011pm - Live zydeco dance music by Bayou Diesel. $7.

Auditions & Call to Artists

Artist applications for the annual fine art/fine craft show on Main St. in downtown Hendersonville are now available. Info & applications: 693-8504 or www.acofhc. org/support.htm. • Through FR (5/15) - Deadline to apply. $25 nonrefundable jury fee.

Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 15pm and Sat., 1-4pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 6938504 or www.acofhc.org. • Through FR (5/15) - The deadline for Henderson County artists and galleries to participate in The Arts Council of Henderson County’s third annual Open Studio Tour has been extended. Applications available on Web site. Media Arts Advantage Fund • Through SU (5/31) - Call for entries for the Media Arts Advantage Fund 2009 grant cycle. The grant offers the financial support artists and entrepreneurs need to complete projects that enhance arts, culture and economy in the area. $30 application fee. Info: www.themap.org. The Garage at Biltmore Seeks Artists • Currently seeking artists to fill wall space with works. Artists must sign a liability waiver, hang own work, and visibly price it. Info: inspiredlight003@gmail.com or 280-4590. Women in Art A group of women artists. Members can exhibit alongside other art professionals, share experiences, material resources and more. Info: www.womeninart.org. • SU (5/31) - Applications are being accepted from women artists working in any medium (though work must be small enough to exhibit in a traditional gallery setting). Details and application are available online.

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Ages 5-14 • Summer Dance And Circus Camp (pd.) Come one, come all! • Dance: hip-hop, jazz, tap, modern, swing! • Circus skills: juggling, hula hooping, aerials, acrobatics, and awesome partner tricks! • Play creative, imaginative, fun games! • Showcase performance to family and friends! • June 15-19, 10am-3pm, Black Mountain. • $150/full session. • Save $25, pay in full by May 15! • 10% family discount. • For more information: (828) 989-3692, jillmenard@xtra.co.nz • www. ferndance.com Asheville Nanny Now Available (pd.) Experienced, licensed pre-Kindergarten teacher available June, after 2 year assignment with multiples. Stimulating play activities and community outings. • Kind, nurturing manner. Light laundry, meals, etc. • Excellent references. Mary: (828) 337-5580. muddymk@yahoo. com Crisis Counseling • Multicultural/ Diverse Lifestyles (pd.) Teens • Young Adults/Adults • Eclectic/diverse therapy: Cognitive-Behavioral, Equine, Afro-centric, Parent Coordination/Mediation. • Tracy Keene, LPC, 828-3183991, tracy@KeeneCounseling.com • 13 1/2 Eagle Street, Suite P, Asheville, 28801. www.KeeneCounseling. com Involve Your Partner In Your Child’s Birth • Empowered Birthing Classes (pd.) Increase confidence, learn hands-on tools, enjoy the best day of your life! 828-231-9227. Classes monthly: Wednesdays, 6p.m. $175. Next begins June 17. Martial Art and Sport Summer Camp (pd.) Exciting weekly/daily camp, June 15 - August 14, Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.- 4 p.m. For further information, please call (828) 713-4261 or visit our website www. centerformartialartsusa.net Asheville Mommies Coffee Time Join other moms in the Asheville area for coffee, playtime for the kids and chatting at The Hop on Merrimon Ave. Info: julie@ashevillemommies.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 11am-Noon - Coffee time. Asheville Moms Meet The group is designed for friendship and fun not only for the moms, but the kids too. Several events happen each week at different times and locations. Meet moms who are always ready to make great new friends and have fun. Children’s ages range from 0-5. Info: 712-4388 or www. sahm.meetup.com/1472. • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am - Meeting at the toddler play area located in Asheville Mall’s food court. Asheville Waldorf Initiative Meeting • SU (5/17), 3pm - Learn about Waldorf education, the steps to forming a school, and how to help make it happen here in our mountains. At the Vesica Institute, 1011 Tunnel Road in E. Asheville. Info: 296-8323. Babies ‘n’ Beer Bring your babies and have a beer with other new moms and dads. Have a baby-friendly outing and meet other new parents at the Thirsty Monk, 92 Patton Ave., in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-5450. • TUESDAYS, 4-7pm - Babies ‘n’ Beer meets. Breastfeeding Circle Get professional help for lactation problems and some mama-baby company. Free. Info: ashevillewomenswellness.com. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am-Noon - Meets at 24 Arlington St. Children in the Middle Parenting education for the divorced or separated parent. Classes meet at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200, in the Conference Room. Parents learn how to avoid arguments with their ex, improve communication with him/her, and make the divorce or separation easier on their children. Free, plus snacks are provided. Info or to register: tpeterson@arp-phoenix.com or 254-2700, ext. 286. • Three SATURDAYS, 9am-Noon - Class. (Also in Madison County; call for details.) Early Childhood Conference Presentation • SA (5/16), 1:30-3pm - Kimberly P. Johnson will present “Moving F.O.R.W.A.R.D. Toward Success: Charting a

Bolder Course” at A-B Tech’s Ferguson Auditorium. Free. To RSVP: conferenceplanning@msn.com or 686-3005. Free Mommy and Me for Babies A free group that meets weekly in two different locations to provide an opportunity for new parents to gather for support, education, exercise and resources. Info: 2138098 or shantisunshine@gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 9:30-10:15am - Mommy/Baby Yoga for Pre-Crawlers —- 10:30-11:30am - Guest speaker/open discussion —- 11:45am-12:45pm - Walk and Talk. Call to register. At the Woodfin YMCA. • TUESDAYS, 9:30-10:15am - Mommy/Baby Yoga for Pre-Crawlers —- 10:30-11:30am - Guest Speaker/Open Discussion —- 11:45am-12:45pm - Walk and Talk. Call to register. At the Reuter Family YMCA in the Mission Wellness Resource Center Room. Hendersonville Mom’s Club Chat and meet new moms in the area. All moms are welcome. Info: 713-4307. • MONDAYS, 11am - Meets at Black Bear Coffee Shop. Hendersonville Play Group • Group for moms with kids 0-5 years old. Play dates, park trips and more. To join: www.meetup.com/hendersonvilleplaygroup. Jewish Family Services of WNC A program of the Asheville Jewish Community Center, 236 Charlotte St. • 3rd TUESDAYS, 12:30-2pm - Caregiver Support Group. This group offers family members and caregivers of any loved one to share experiences, receive information and develop coping skills in matters related to the issues of caregiving. Info: 253-0701, ext. 140. La Leche League Meetings • 3rd MONDAYS, 7pm - Monday Evenings: Meeting at Awakening Heart, Merrimon Ave. Pregnant moms, babies and toddlers welcome. Info: 254-5591. Nurturing Skills for Parents Parenting program to give parents the tools to foster positive relationships and self-nurturing skills. Classes meet at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200. Classes are appropriate for parents with children of any age. Tailored to support parents in a non-confrontational setting. Free. Info or to register: tpeterson@arp-phoenix.com or 2542700, ext. 286. • ONGOING - Classes meet for 10 weeks. Both morning and evening classes are availiable. Toddler Fun A free group that provides an opportunity for parents to have some structured fun with their toddlers including 45 minutes of songs, stories, finger-plays, parachute play and more. To register: 213-8098 or shantisunshine@ gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 10am - Toddler Fun —- 11am - Mom/baby yoga —- Noon - Guest speaker. At the Woodfin YMCA. Call to register. Waldorf-Inspired Parenting Group Waldorf-inspired families are invited to meet with likeminded folks twice a month. Open to parents, grandparents, friends and anyone else interested in Rudolf Steiner’s approach to child development. Info: 296-8323. • 3rd SUNDAYS - Handwork group. YWCA Programs for Parents The YWCA is at 185 S. French Broad Ave. Info: 254-7206 or www.ywcaofasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 8am-Noon & MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30-8:30pm - The YWCA New Choices Program provides free drop-in child care for parents who are continuing their education or looking for employment. Space is limited. Evening hours are for students only. A phone orientation is required.

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newsoftheweird Lead story “Consensual living” parenting, which now has many hundreds of followers, posits that every family member’s needs are equally valid and worthy of respect. Even preadolescents are assumed able to understand their own needs and respect those of others. When 3-year-old Kiernen of Langley, British Columbia, hits another child, his mom told Toronto’s Globe and Mail in March, she does not invoke authority but instead asks about his feelings and whether he’d like to express himself differently. And if 18-month-old Kahlan of Nanaimo, British Columbia, is grumpy at a time when her mother has made plans, Mom says she’s obligated to consider changing them.

Building a risk-free society Safety First in Britain: (1) Recently, 118 local government councils conducted formal tests to see how susceptible their cemeteries’ gravestones are to toppling over and hurting people, according to an April Daily Telegraph report. (2) In April, a circus clown performing in Liverpool was ordered not to wear his classic oversized shoes because he might trip and injure someone. (3) BBC producers, wielding a “telephone-book-size” set of safety precautions while making a recent adventure documentary, ordered Sir Robin Knox-Johnston (the first person to single-handedly sail around the world, nonstop) not to light a portable stove unless supervised by a safety adviser.

Oops! For 15 years, police in southern Germany have been futilely tracking a female “serial killer” whose DNA (but little other physical evidence) was found at 40 crime scenes, including six murders. In March 2009, a state justice minister announced that the case had been solved: The DNA matched up because the cotton swabs used to collect it had been contaminated at the factory by an unknown female worker.

The continuing crisis • Be Leery of Discount Funeral Services: A 2004 burial in Allendale, S.C., is just now being investigated after relatives learned that the deceased, a 6-foot-7 man, was somehow laid to rest in a 6-footlong coffin that was part of his prepaid plan. • Lobbying Pays: In April, University of Kansas researchers disclosed that a single provision in a 2004 law (allowing U.S. multinational corporations to avoid federal tax on foreign profits) had

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The miracle drug that changes everything (1) A 44-year-old intoxicated man was arrested in Ann Arbor, Mich., in March, blocking traffic by approaching an officer and requesting a big hug (and then cursing the officer when he declined). (2) A 22-year-old tipsy soccer fan celebrating on a chartered bus after a match in West Bromwich, England, in January, was run over by a motorist after he fell out the back door of the bus, believing it led to the restroom.

Family values Not “Consensual Living”: (1) An Oregon, Wis., man was arrested in February after his 9-year-old son wrote a school essay about the time his dad shot him in the buttocks with a BB gun for blocking his view of the TV set. (2) A 58-year-old man was arrested in Baltimore in February for allegedly stabbing his 19-year-old son after an argument over the son’s refusal to remove his hat during church service.

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Recurring themes In April, the Vero Beach, Fla., City Council, grappling with the question of how much skin can legally be exposed in public, adopted the definitions that at least two other Florida jurisdictions use (which were reported in News of the Weird). “Buttocks,” for example, is “the area of the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top such line drawn at the top of the nates (i.e., the prominence of the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second or bottom line drawn at the lowest visible (sic) of this cleavage or the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance, whichever is lower.”

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Spring tonic for your car As a teen working at my local McDonald’s, I never dreamed that the old oil from those frenchfry vats would one day power diesel engines and heat homes. Nor did I imagine you would ever get a decent cup of joe at the joint. But these days, all the major fast-food chains hawk something resembling lattes, and you can buy biodiesel that’s 99.9 percent pure waste vegetable oil (recycled and properly processed, of course) — right here in Asheville. Blue Ridge Biofuels recently announced that the high-grade is available at its West Asheville station and is coming soon to Black Mountain and Weaverville. “Now that we’re in the summer months, we can sell B99.9,” says Office Manager Melita Kyriakou. It’s no coincidence that the stuff hits the streets in mid-May, when the danger of late frosts has dropped to near zero in Western North Carolina: Biodiesel (particularly the higher-grade products) can jell when temperatures get below freezing, she explains. That’s bad for engines, but the fuel outdoes petroleum diesel on several fronts: lower air emissions, higher engine lubricity, longer engine life and better performance (high-grade biodiesel can boost fuel efficiency, for example), Kyriakou maintains. And the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency estimates that biodiesel made from recycled vegetable oil reduces greenhouse-gas emissions by about 80 percent compared with petroleum diesel, she notes. What’s more, says Kyriakou, Blue Ridge gets half its waste vegetable oil from sources in Western North Carolina and the rest from elsewhere around the Southeast. Processing it all in Asheville, meanwhile, supports the local economy instead of shipping waste oil out of state to companies that use it to make animal feed and cosmetics, she emphasizes. (Blue Ridge needs to sign up a few more local restaurants before the Eco Calendar for May 13 - 21, 2009 Asheville Green Drinks People who are interested in environmental issues and topics meet up for a drink at BoBo Gallery, 22 Lexington Ave. The events usually include a short presentation by a guest speaker. Sign up for the e-mail newsletter at www. ashevillegreendrinks.com. • FR (5/15), 6pm - Socializing —- 6:30pm Conservation Pros will clarify the details of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act as it pertains to existing homes and energy-efficiency retrofitting. Cradle of Forestry Events Experience the natural and cultural history of the Southern Appalachians at the birthplace of scientific forestry. Located on Route 276 in Pisgah National Forest. Hours: 9am -5pm, 7 days a week. Info: 877-3130 or www.cradleofforestry.org. • SA (5/16) - Celebrate International Migratory Bird Day. Guided bird walks at 9am and 2pm; family-oriented activities will begin at 1pm and focus on bird adaptations, conservation and natural history. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson

company has also been able to significantly cut prices, making its products more competitive with petroleum diesel, says Kyriakou. B99.9 is “the most pure biodiesel you can sell, legally,” she explains, though engines and furnaces typically require modification to burn grades above B20. The very qualities that make biodiesel such an effective engine lubricant can also ruin some fuel lines, for example. So the next time you give in to a fried-food craving, you may not be doing your waistline a favor, but you could be helping heat your neighbor’s home or fueling your co-worker’s vehicle. And depending on what you drive, it could even end up in your own tank. For more information, go to www.blueridgebiofuels. com, or call Melita Kyriakou at 253-1034 ext. 114.

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product can be deemed completely local.) Last year, a $250,000 loan from the North Carolina Biofuels Center enabled the company to buy new equipment, boosting production while increasing efficiency, and a $77,737 grant from the N.C. Green Business Fund supports the manufacturer’s research into the use of low-quality waste products such as grease-trap oil, notes Kyriakou. As a result, Blue Ridge anticipates increasing production from the current 250,000 gallons per year to 1.4 million by 2010, she reports. The County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. ECO advocates for green infrastructure, protects water quality, educates about energy conservation/renewable energy, and promotes recycling. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org. • 2nd WEDNESDAYS, 4:30pm - Water Quality Committee meeting. • 2nd THURSDAYS, 4pm - Energy Committee meeting —- 4:30pm - Recycling Committee meeting. • TU (5/19), 7pm - “Finding the Win-Win Solution to Natural Heritage Protection,” a provocative forum on how concerned citizens can get more actively engaged in protecting our natural environment. Held at the Henderson County Main Public Library. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 4pm - Green Infrastructure Committee meeting. Elisha Mitchell Audubon Society Events Open to birders of all experience levels. Info: 254-7618 or eljeep129@charter.net. • TU (5/19), 7-9pm - Birdathon fundraiser meeting, featuring a talk by Simon Thompson, Asheville-based adventure travel leader. His topic: the spectacular birds and

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Compact-fluorescent light bulbs last a good while, but like everything else, they eventually expire. And although they’re more energy-efficient than incandescents, CFLs do contain a small amount of mercury, which can be released in vapor form when they break, according to the city’s latest recycling brochure. So instead of dumping dead ones in the trash, why not take them to your local fire station? (See list below.) You can even hand over the remains of broken bulbs and standard fluorescents (but don’t use a vacuum cleaner, city officials caution: It will spread noxious vapors and contaminate the appliance). Despite those caveats, the twisty bulbs are 100 percent recyclable. So if one breaks, sweep the contents into a sealable plastic bag, wipe the area with a wet paper towel or cloth, seal the bag and bring it to the nearest participating fire station. (Note: The drop-off program is strictly for residents, not businesses or schools.)

scenery of Kazakhstan. Beneficiaries: local and regional bird sanctuaries. At the Botanical Gardens at Asheville. Lunchtime Litter Walks Create a healthy body and a healthy environment at the same time with this active community cleanup. Litter cleanups are a workout, with heavy bags and distances walked, and they benefit the environment and community. Cleanup supplies will be provided. For location and cleanup details: 254-1776. • TUESDAYS, Noon-1pm - Cleanup. Our Choices, Our Future A six-week series meant to raise sustainability consciousness. Programs will focus on challenging issues affecting our future: food, water, energy, waste and climate change, and will be held at the Black Mountain Library Education Room, 105 N. Dougherty St., Black Mountain. Sponsored by Black Mountain Library and Rainbow Recycling. Free. Info: 669-8722. • FR (5/15), 7pm - “Kilowatt Ours (updated).” RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of river-friendly events. Info: 252-8474 or www.riverlink.org.

Participating fire stations: • Asheville No. 2 and No. 11 • Beaverdam • Black Mountain • Enka/Candler (two sites) • Fairview • Reems Creek • Reynolds • Riceville • Skyland • Swannanoa • Weaverville You can also drop off defunct CFLs and regular fluorescent bulbs at the customer-service counters of Home Depot stores, or buy a kit from Waste Management Inc. For mail-in recycling, go to www.thinkgreenfromhome.com. X Send your environmental news to mvwilliams@ mountainx.com, or call 251-1333, ext. 152.

Sounding off Local residents who are demanding a cleanup of the CTS site on Mills Gap Road remind us that state Department of Environment and Natural Resources officials will be taking public comment on a proposed agreement with the Elkhardt, Ind.-based company through Friday, May 15. A copy of the agreement is available for review at Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood St. in Asheville) or online at www.wastenotnc. org/ctsmillsgaproad. Written comments may be submitted to: Ms. Bonnie S. Ware, project manager, Superfund Section, N.C. Division of Waste Management, 585 Waughtown St., Winston-Salem NC 27107.

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Benefits Calendar forMay 13 - 21, 2009 20th Anniversary Walk MS Walkers and volunteers will take another step in the movement against multiple sclerosis by uniting for a 1- or 5-mile walk to raise money and promote awareness of MS. The Asheville walk will take place at the Buncombe County Sports Complex. Info: janet.coggins@nmss.org, (704) 525-5906 or http://walkncp.nationalmssociety.org. â&#x20AC;˘ SU (5/17), 1pm - Check-in â&#x20AC;&#x201D;- 2pm Walk MS. Dogs are welcome at the event. The Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tommy Rock Opera Celebrating the 40th anniversary of the album release. This production is presented by Bioflyer Productions and the Asheville Arts Center, and is a benefit for EblenKimmel Charities. $10-$25. Tickets & info: 257-4530 or www.dwtheatre.com. â&#x20AC;˘ TH (5/14) through SA (5/16), 8pm & SU (5/17), 2pm - Performances at Diana Wortham Theatre. Benefit for Casting for Recovery â&#x20AC;˘ SA (5/16), 1-5pm - A chocolate truffle tasting, a health forum with an all-female panel of licensed healthcare professionals and more. Hosted by both Asheville locations of Earth Fare. Casting for Recovery provides support to breast cancer survivors. Info: 210-0100 or 253-7656. Book Sale A fundraiser for the Polk County Red Cross. Operational expenses for the chapter have been heavy in 2008 and the first quarter of 2009 due to demands to meet normal and extended fire, disaster and shelter activity in the area. Info: 894-2700.

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The festival is a fundraiser for several charities in Buncombe, Henderson, Polk and Rutherford counties. Spots are still open, and the registration fee is $750 per business team, $275 for youth teams and $550 for nonprofit teams. For details about the Lure of the Dragon festival, call 980-8838 or visit www. lureofthedragons.com. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; David Forbes

Mini-Carnival in Etowah â&#x20AC;˘ FR (5/15), 11am-2pm - Mini-carnival in the parking lot of the Etowah Branch of Mountain 1st Bank and Trust. Sink â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tammyâ&#x20AC;? in a dunking booth, a 50/50 contest to win cash, food, music and more. Proceeds will benefit Relay for Life. Info: 891-1783. New Life Center Benefit This religious/education facility will be constructed on the grounds of the Buncombe Correctional Center state minimum security prison. Info: 277-0998. â&#x20AC;˘ TH (5/14), 6-7:45pm - Project leaders will present the centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mission at a public benefit at the Crest Center in Asheville. Tommy Burleson of Newland, N.C. will be the featured speaker. Pin-Ups for Paws â&#x20AC;˘ SA (5/16) - Fundraiser event for the Asheville Humane Society hosted by Bootstraps Burlesque at Hookah Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 38 N. French Broad Ave. 4-6pm - Car wash â&#x20AC;&#x201D;6pm - Tikki party, with live entertainment, food and cocktails. Dogs welcome. Info: 236-3885. Pisgah Trout Unlimited Benefit Dedicated to the conservation, protection and restoration of cold-water fisheries and their watersheds in the WNC region. Info: http://main.nc.us/PCTU/. â&#x20AC;˘ SA (5/16) - 40th Anniversary Banquet & Auction at Camp Green Cove on Lake Summit. Bluegrass music, BBQ dinner, raffles, silent and live auctions. $20. Relay for Life of Henderson County Proceeds benefit the American Cancer Societyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Relay for Life of Henderson County. Events take place in Hendersonville.

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Moogfest moves to Asheville, a Moogseum’s in the works and Bob Moog’s archives are revealing plenty of surprises by Brian Postelle A table in a top-secret location in Asheville is covered with catalogs, flyers, letters and notebooks stretching back to before the space-age 1950s. There are photos, magazine articles and pages filled to the margins with symbols translatable only by those versed in electronics. But in these symbols, doodles and names scratched out in pen are hints of the life and work of one of modern music’s paragons. Michelle Moog-Koussa, daughter of the late Bob Moog (rhymes with “vogue”), walks over from a set of floor-to-ceiling shelves filled end-to-end with boxes that are heavy with old papers and file folders, and lays down a blue notebook. “We just ran across something the other day,” she says, leaning over and delicately unfolding leaves of slightly translucent paper covered in multicolored lines and strange squiggly symbols. It is the original hand-drawn schematic for the Minimoog synthesizer, one of her father’s most iconic developments. “If you give this to the right person, it is enough to make them plotz,” she says. “Plotz” is a Yiddishism that indicates extreme excitement. Its literal translation is “to explode,” and it’s not hard to imagine it as the reaction an electronic-music geek would have unfolding those same pages. The resulting quote could be, as already expressed on a sticky note affixed to the folder, “Holy Moog!” Bob Moog’s impact on the musical world is well known and well documented. From his championing of the theremin to the Moogerfooger to

Moog at play: The foundation’s traveling interactive exhibits let the public experience the fun of Moog’s inventions. photo by jon leidel

Holy Moog! Turns out, there’s a lot we don’t know about the prolific inventor and electronicmusic pioneer, as his extensive archives are showing. photo courtesy bob moog foundation

the Asheville-based Moog Music factory, Moog’s name is attached to most anything that electronically alters sound. And all that action happened in the era of records, tapes and mass media. There shouldn’t be much we don’t already know about Moog. But it turns out, there is.

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In 2007, two years after her father’s death, Michelle and other family members began clearing out an old aluminum shed on the property that Bob Moog called home (he moved to Asheville in 1978). Inside, they found a heap of drawings, correspondence, reel-to-reel tapes and prototypes of instruments, all covered in a fine layer of dusty mold, thanks to the less-than-watertight shed. “It blows me away the things he was working on ... weird things we don’t even know what they are,” says former Electronic Musician magazine editor Gino Robair, who Moog-Koussa met at a music conference. “The fact that there’s this whole world of stuff below the surface is pretty historic.” The collection has since been transferred to more climate-controlled locations, but it’s still out of the public eye, a situation Moog-Koussa wants to see changed. As the executive director (and only paid employee) of the Bob Moog Memorial Foundation for Electronic Music, she has been championing the archive and trying to secure funding for a permanent “Moogseum” in Asheville. The instruments and experiments of the archive would make up the core of the ambitious museum, but a great deal of design has gone into emphasizing interactivity and student outreach, a passion MoogKoussa says her father held dear. The foundation is still looking for a location and funding for the project, and the target horizon is still three to five years away. Still, the effort recently got a good bump in the form of a $600,000 grant from the Buncombe County Tourism Development Authority. To build momentum, the foundation is hoping to open a

The making of the Moogseum The Bob Moog Foundation has big plans for an Asheville-based museum dedicated to Moog’s legacy and work. The planned facility (a location for which has not been chosen) could be built in three to five years, the foundation estimates. • The Minimoogseum, a permanent installation in the foyer of The Orange Peel, will be unveiled on May 21 as part of the Entering the Mind of Moog event. The 7-by5-foot display will show off some of the foundation’s archives, and also feature a working theremin. • The Moogseum Beta is expected to open sometime this summer. The small-scale museum (tentatively planned for the lower level of the Asheville Area Arts Council) will unveil more of Moog’s extensive archives and provide a hands-on instrument area and space for youth activities. • The Moogseum, a multimedia museum that will encourage music making and in-depth exploration of Moog’s legacy — including a performance space — will take three to five years to develop and fund. The project got a boost earlier this year: a $600,000 grant from the Buncombe County Tourism Development Authority. The foundation estimates the price tag at several million dollars. For more information or to contribute, contact the Moog Foundation at www.moogfoundation.org, www.moogseum.com or 683-7261. — B.P.

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scaled-down Moogseum Beta sometime this summer in the lower level of the Asheville Area Arts Council that will serve not only as a display but as a home base for foundation operations and a youth program. In the meantime, an installation called the Minimoogseum is set to open in the foyer of The Orange Peel, just in time for the second Enter the Mind of Moog event on Thursday, May 21, and Moogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 75th birthday. The 7-by-5-foot case will include photos and ephemera from the archives, but will also contain a working theremin playable by anyone standing in front of it. Like the first Mind of Moog in 2007, this one will feature theremin- and synthesizer-playing stations and a collection of local musicians recording new music, track by track, onstage. The Foundationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s volunteer creative director, Dave Hamilton, manned the recording equipment at the first event and has gathered another group of musicians to push the recording to four songs. And there were plenty of takers: About 20 musicians are participating this year. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The support we have received from the local music scene has been phenomenal,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In fact, I wish I had a better word for it.â&#x20AC;? And there seems to be more Moog momentum this year as well. In August, the Museum of Making Music in Carlsbad, Calif., is opening the exhibit Waves of Inspiration: The Legacy of Moog, featuring some of the archive materials. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It is really an incredible collection,â&#x20AC;? says museum curator Tatiana Sizonenko, noting that there are insights into Moog not duplicated anywhere else. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all very important.â&#x20AC;? And earlier this month, organizers of Moogfest announced that the annual musical event will move from New York to Asheville in September. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People already know of Asheville as Moog central,â&#x20AC;? says Jeff Knorr, co-owner of Collapseable Studios, who will be one of the performers at the Mind of Moog. Hamilton, who organizes the events, seconds that sentiment, saying that musicians who come to town often stop by Moog Music to pick up a new piece of equipment. A Moogseum, he agrees, would be a certain draw, but he notes

Michelle Moug-Koussa sorts through archival photos of her father. photo by jonathan welch

that Moog himself might have been uncomfortable with the attention. â&#x20AC;&#x153;One of his startling characteristics was his humble nature,â&#x20AC;? Hamilton says.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beyond a fetishâ&#x20AC;? One by one, Moog-Koussa pulls instruments in various stages of completion from the shelves. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an early prototype of a multi-touch-sensitive keyboard â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which reads the location and velocity of a finger and produces a corresponding sound â&#x20AC;&#x201D; with its wiring and circuitry exposed. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the prototype keyboard of the Voyager synthesizer (a model recently re-released in limited number by Moog Music) and a 4-foot-long modula-

tor that requires two to carry it. There are shelves of reel-to-reel tape marking Moogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collaboration with musicians that led to the electronic music explosion of the 1970s and 1980s. And there are things unidentifiable, their meaning or purpose hidden until someone who is familiar with the technology or who has worked with Moog can translate it. And Moog worked with a lot of people, many of whom approached him with an idea, knowing he had the engineering chops to figure it out. A page in a book labeled â&#x20AC;&#x153;1967-1969â&#x20AC;? for instance, is marked simply â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Beach Boysâ&#x20AC;? followed by a series of notations. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a complementary component,â&#x20AC;? MoogKoussa says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it all himself. Finding some of those people with a wide reach who are willing to connect us to musicians is going to be a big step. And I think weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve found some of those people.â&#x20AC;? Apart from raising funds for the museum, MoogKoussaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s job is raising funds for the collection to be properly archived. Tapes need cleaning and restoring, and boxes of papers need sorting. In January, Moog-Koussa packed up a few select items and headed to the National Association of Music Manufacturers conference in Anaheim, Calif., where she ran into Robair. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It goes beyond a fetish of electronic music,â&#x20AC;? Robair says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an American story of someone who came up with an idea and followed his dream and influenced music in a way that few others have.â&#x20AC;? For every instrument, prototype and jotteddown note, there is a story, Moog-Koussa says. And connecting those dots will give an even deeper understanding of Moogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s level of drive and innovation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think he ever looked back,â&#x20AC;? says Robair. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If something didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t work out, he just set it aside and moved on, which leaves a big trail.â&#x20AC;? In other words, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s enough to make you plotz. X Brian Postelle can be reached at bpostelle@mountainx. com.

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Baba was known for coining the phrase “Don’t worry, be happy,” and for his decades-long vow of silence. That Tommy’s main character is mute (as well as blind and deaf) is no coincidence. In fact, Wilson (who has also been cast in “messiah” roles like the title character in Jesus Christ Superstar and Hair’s Berger) muses that Tommy is “about a person trying to find enlightenment. It’s about how the general person might feel deaf and dumb to reality.” He adds, “The transcendental theme drew me to it.” For those unfamiliar with the story, a young boy witnesses his father (a returned soldier, previously presumed dead) murder his mother’s lover. To cope, the boy enters a catatonic state. Later, molestation by a relative drives Tommy further into himself. The only thing that seems to connect him to the outside world is his proclivity for pinball. Taft points out that the production to be staged at Diana Wortham Theatre downplays the molestation issue, and the accompanying song, “Fiddle About,” has been cut. Still, parents should consider the nature of the play before bringing young children; this is a departure from many previous Asheville Arts Center ventures. “Most people think of kids with Asheville Arts Center,” Taft says. “We like that, but we’re moving toward more adult productions. We’d like to produce four times a year at Diana Wortham Theatre.” In February, the center presented its first musical foray: Into the Woods. The team effort with Eblen — who has also worked on local stagings of Jesus Christ Superstar and Rockula! A Very Vampire Musical — sets a precedent for future musical numbers, though audiences should expect shows to be more Tommy, less Disney. X A&E reporter Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@mountainx.com.

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Rocking your block off: Performers at the Montford festival are former and current residents, but everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s invited to join the fun. photo courtesy ben scales

by Alli Marshall Back in the day, a couple traffic barricades, a boom box and a barbeque equaled a fete fit for an entire neighborhood. Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s historic Montford neighborhood â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the tree-lined clutch of homes and businesses just north of downtown â&#x20AC;&#x201D; has been capitalizing on that very concept for the past five years, turning a meet-your-neighbors gathering into a celebration of the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many artistic residents and a fundraiser for improved neighborhood facilities. Originally, the Montford Arts & Music Festival was â&#x20AC;&#x153;an attempt to revitalize what used to be a vibrant downtown neighborhood,â&#x20AC;? explains festival music coordinator Ben Scales. Mission accomplished: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Now we have a restaurant thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing well [Rasta-pasta eatery Nine Mile and deli Todâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tasties & To-Gos both call Montford home] and a mural project in the works [the side of Montford Convenience will be painted to beautify the area and discourage graffiti].â&#x20AC;? And, he adds, the festival â&#x20AC;&#x153;just makes us feel good.â&#x20AC;? Scales took over the music booking four years ago, enlisting acts like Firecracker Jazz Band and Sugar & Spice, whose members live in Montford. At the suggestion of local musicians Mandy Carter (Every Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dream) and Ami Worthen (Mad Tea Party), Scales decided to change up this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lineup to include a different roster of talent and bring in more diversity. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d had a lot of rock and bluegrass but no soul or hip-hop,â&#x20AC;? he notes. The 2009 iteration of the festival still wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t include hip-hop, but R&B outfit WestSound is slated, along with Jamaican-themed Pure Fiyah Reggae Band. The lineup also includes Tater Diggers (the eclectic side-project of Snake Oil Medicine Showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Caroline Pond); ukulele-fueled tropical lounge swing quartet Kon Tiki; Western swing band Vollie McKenzie and the Lead-Foot Vipers; outlaw-country act The Good Old Boyz;

who: Montford Music & Arts Festival

what:

Community-oriented day-long celebration

where:

Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Montford neighborhood

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Saturday, May 16 (10 a.m.-7 p.m. Free. www.montfordfestival.com.) bluegrass-reggae fusion collective Snake Oil Medicine Show; and step dancer Ira Bernstein accompanied by multiinstrumentalist John Herrmann. During the festivalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s early years, performers had to reside in the Montford neighborhood to be included. These days, as long as a band has a member who at one time called the area home, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s good enough. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surprising how many bands have lived in Montford,â&#x20AC;? Scales says. Exhibiting artists and craftspeople donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to prove residency to book a booth, though Scales notes there will be more booths this years than ever before. Increasing numbers of craft sellers might be a side effect of the economy, though, the music coordinator supposes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;the festival has just gotten really popular.â&#x20AC;? Money raised at this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event will fund a pavilion in Montford Park and a rain catchment system in the community garden on Montford Ave. Both projects should further strengthen the area. Which is probably why Scales says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I do think this is a block party. The neighborhood supports itself so well.â&#x20AC;? X A&E reporter Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@mountainx.com.

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Guess who’s sharing the stage with the Rangers? How’s this for a double bill? The fromAsheville-to-bluegrass-stardom Steep Canyon Rangers and Steve Martin. They shared the stage over the weekend at L.A.’s Club Nokia at a benefit for the city’s public libraries. And they’ll be playing again at three sold-out shows later this month at the Rubin Museum of Art in New York City. Another guest at the L.A. show: John McEuen (string wizard from the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band), who produced Martin’s new album. “It’s pretty cool,” Woody Platt, the Rangers’ lead vocalist and guitarist, tells Xpress from his Brevard home. Martin’s been vacationing in Brevard, and Platt’s brother got to know Martin’s wife. Turns out Martin’s a banjo enthusiast. “He’s

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been writing banjo tunes for 40 years,” Platt says. “He’s got a really unique style, part clawhammer, part three-finger Earl Scruggsstyle.” The partnership started a few years ago when Martin invited Platt and Mike Guggino, the band’s mandolin player, to jam at a dinner party. Last year, Martin played with the guys at the Rangers’ Mountain Song Festival. And in February, the Rangers called up Martin to play a few songs at Joe’s Pub in Manhattan. The upcoming shows are in support of Martin’s new record, The Crow, soon to be out on Rounder Records. If the shows go well, there could be more, Platt says. “The Steep Canyon Rangers bring both innovation and tradition to their music at the highest level,” Martin says in a release. “Playing with them has been a high point in my musical life.” In other music news, Laura Reed and Deep Pocket play a last Asheville show before a hiatus. Reed will be having a baby, according to her publicist, and the band will be taking a break. Catch the vibrant songstress at Nashwa on Friday, May 15. Groovy soulsters Secret B-Sides and Nigel One open. Info at www. laurareed.com. And if you missed electronica music sensation Eliot Lipp at the packed-out, dancealmost-till-dawn Tron-A-Thon last month, you’ve got another chance. Coma Gun Music and the Music Builds Foundation are presenting a graduation celebration at the Orange Peel on Saturday, May 16. Lipp will play, along with Sci Fi and others. Advance tix are $8; $10 at the door, with proceeds going to a community-outreach documentary project. Congrats grads! Time to dance your booties off. — Rebecca Sulock Got random and useful stuff for Spork? Send to ae@mountainx.com.

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the life and times of a digger

What youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re smellinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is what weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re sellinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A primer on Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Flea Market Even so, everyone who sells is usually there by 9 a.m. So your arrival time depends on how long you can last. I got about an hour of soaking up Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in me (not counting real digging time), so I try to hit it about 8 a.m. If the market is full when you show up, always start at the tables nearest the street. This is the back of the market, even if it looks like the front, because the parking lot is in the back, if you follow. The back (front) tables fill up first, so the front (back) tables have the latecomers. If I were to map out my outdoor Smiley scores, I bet the highest percentage would be in the back (front). Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll discuss Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more in future columns, because, like America, Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is complicated. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot going on â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I know I am not entirely aware of all its mechanisms after 10 years of frequenting the place. I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t follow my own rules two weeks ago and got beat to something I really wanted by about 30 seconds. If Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d started at the back (front) I would have had it. But I started at the front (back). Got distracted by the shiny objects. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Whitney Shroyer Go to Junkerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Blues at www.mountainx.com to find out what he missed.

Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is people doing what they can to try to make a dollar or get a prize, barely following (or disregarding totally) vaguely outlined rules, and paying whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usually a very measurable percentage of their take to the bosses of the land for the privilege. You get all this AND racial tension, too (the subject of a whole other column). Many questions are vital to a successful raid on Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Do I start at the front or the back? Do I start indoors or outdoors? When do I get there? Never start indoors â&#x20AC;&#x201D; indoor dealers are permanently set up and their stock changes slowly. They rarely open until after nine. Go in after you walk the outdoors. But ignore the indoor dealers at your own peril. I know from bitter experience that you skip inside and some noob scoops you. You have to get there early enough to skim the top. Like an unrotated farm with fertile earth leached to a thin layer of topsoil, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only a small dusting of treasure coating Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at the beginning of each day. If you miss it youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re left with scorched earth. But get there too early and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just you and the die-hards. Often itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the last-comers who bring Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new blood.

an unevenly settled, unforgiving, jean-ripping concrete table that makes up the â&#x20AC;&#x153;yard-saleâ&#x20AC;? (odd name â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even my lawn doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look this wasted) area of the flea market. And in they come, professionals who travel the flea circuit, weekend warriors with an extra trailer full of stuff, families cleaning out a garage. They arrive with their guns, videotapes, religious propaganda, World War II memorabilia, stuffed animals, old tools, produce and clothes. Sometimes thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s junker stuff: stereo equipment, books, records, furniture, odd print items and boxes of old snapshots. Following the dealers come the patrons, noses open for bargains. Gawkers of every nationality (and many lower-to-middle rungs of the class ladder) stroll through the aisles, avoiding the arbitrarily placed trashcans, pausing occasionally to look at a bright and shiny object. And I am one of these wandering Smilers, marching to the public service announcements and advertisements over the blown-out P.A. system (this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s title comes from the ad for Homerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Famous Donuts), and I am proud. Because I LOVE SMILEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Sign me up for that bumper sticker, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll wear it proudly. For me, Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is America. Like America,

I have a possibly unhealthy relationship with Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Flea Market. Like fast food or smoking, Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is tough to quit if you get the habit. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll forego doing smart research on how to spend my weekend junk excursions, because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d rather hit Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. And even though Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll often leave with barely enough stuff to make my gas money back, I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quit that place. Many junkers have given up on Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, preferring Pickens County Flea Market in South Carolina. And weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll go to Pickens in this column eventually, but just because I know whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s good for me doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean I always do it. Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is a sprawling mass of cement, potholes, Morton buildings and, usually, mud, located one mile east of Exit 44 on Hendersonville Highway, just outside the Fletcher city limits. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a giant, sprawling complex, with â&#x20AC;&#x153;three football fieldsâ&#x20AC;? worth of selling space, with interior shops and exterior tables. Its layout is mazelike and baffling, like Xanadu, or the Winchester Mystery House. Every weekend, starting at six in the morning and running to five in the evening (peak time is by my estimate 9 a.m. to 2 p.m.) anyone with $15 (two tables for $20) can set up shop on

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smartbets who: Secret Agent 23 Skidoo

what: DVD release party where: The Grey Eagle when: Saturday, May 16

(12:30 p.m. $7. www.greyeagle.com or www.secretagent23skidoo.com) why: Come getcha goods at Skidoo’s DVD release. The vid features “Gotta be Me” and his delightful daughter Saki rapping in “Family Tree,” among other faves, and you can take the patented, way-too-catchy kid-hop fun home with you after dancing all afternoon at the show. Featuring Hobey Ford of Golden Rod Puppets performing an animal puppet ballet called Animalia. photo by jonathan welch

who: Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre and the New Studio of Dance what: The Mystery of the Seahorse where: BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St. when: Fridays to Sundays, May 15 to 24 (Friday and Saturday shows at 7:30 p.m., Sunday shows at 2 p.m. $15 advance, $17 door, $12 students and seniors. 254-2621.) why: Billed as a thrilling tale of love and bravery, Mystery is set in an endangered underwater reef. Colorful, fast-paced and educational — a creative treat.

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gle.com or www.jonscales.com) why: Scales and Futureman (of Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, inventor of the drumitar) are a natural pairing: both inventive and imaginative, both spinning jazz into something much more daring.

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who: Mastodon, with Kylesa and Intronaut what: Surreal, progressive, heavy rock music where: The Orange Peel when: Thursday, May 14 (7:30 p.m. $16 advance, $18 doors. www.theorangepeel.net) why: Favorites at Pitchfork, Rolling Stone and beyond, the massive monster that is Mastodon released its fourth album Crack the Skye earlier this year. It travels through space, wormholes, the theories of physicist Stephen Hawking and Rasputin. Intellectual stuff, yes, but the band just freakinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; rawks. Club phone numbers are listed in Clubland in the (828) area code unless otherwise stated; more details at www. mountainx.com/clubland. Send your Smart Bet requests in for consideration by the Monday the week prior to publication.

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Spring Poop!

An in-depth examination of the differences between WNC bears and Asheville men

If you don’t tie down the lid to your trashcan, you may wind up with either a bear or an Asheville male, and the two are often mistaken for one another. Here’s how you can tell if you are dealing with a man from Asheville or a bear:

Briefs

Toddler survives two days alone in the woods Tyke’s next effort: one week in Sahara

Mumpower takes credit for ICE agent’s beating of illegal piñata Asheville narrowly beats out Portland as best city to learn neo-hippie jive talk Local kids excited about Stewart David’s letter-tothe-editor returning to town

* Bears don’t perform interpretive dances to mourn the skin lost from their infant circumcision.

* One eats birdseed and tree bark, and the other one wipes its ass with a rabbit and buys cigarettes with your borrowed credit card. * Bears occasionally succeed in the entertainment industry. * If a bear chained itself in protest to the front doors of a bank, someone would notice. * Bears won’t go down on a lesbian as a favor to an old friend. * Locally, when it comes to fashion, music and slang, black bears aren’t five years behind New York bears. * If you give a bear food and shelter, there’s an outside shot it will get a job, pay you back and start supporting itself. * When a bear wakes up after sleeping for three months, it’s got shit to do.

New animal advocacy group joins the flock Asheville, MondAy — Building on the recent success of Asheville City Chickens, a new animal advocacy group has taken flight. Asheville City Pigeons & Vultures (ACPV) has announced that it too will be lobbying for changes to the Asheville Animal Control Ordinance. “For a small city, Asheville has the benefits of many larger cities: a vibrant downtown, arts, and culture, but you don’t have to be an ornithologist to realize something’s missing,” says ACPV founder Chuck Squab. “I’ve lived in a number of major cities over the years, from Boston to Dallas to San Francisco and, despite their differences, they all have one thing in common — pigeons.” “The number of pigeons for a city like Asheville is disappointing at best,” said ACPV outreach coordinator Janet Callahan. “We’re trying to get the word out about the many benefits pigeons bring to our city. Pigeons not only enhance the urban environment, they also help to slow down hurried pedestrian traffic. And nobody wants to choke a pigeon. By the time Pack Square finally opens, we want it to be overflowing with 50

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pigeons — nothing but feathers and bread.” Asheville City Pigeons & Vultures is also working to connect working-class Asheville families with backyard coops brimming with Old World vultures. “We were inspired by the neat and tidy pictures of backyard urban chicken coops during the recent push to bring chickens into the city,” Callahan said. “We see the same success with vulture roosts, where this lovely egg-stealing, bone-crushing, marrow-sucking creature of God can organically process all the chicken carcasses we’re about to have on our hands in this city.” Squab points out that, while Asheville residents jumping on the chicken bandwagon like to think that free eggs will be worth the filth, effort and time involved in raising chickens, the odds are slim that someone in a $300,000 house in North Asheville will spend many days selling eggs for two dollars a dozen in front of their home. “You ever eaten 100 eggs in a single week?” Squab said. “Hard to do, unless you’re a wellcared-for backyard urban vulture.”

Madison County Drug Bust A recent drug bust in Madison County arrested a large number of locals in a county-wide sting. According to Sheriff Ledford, the drugs that were confiscated included prescription pills, marijuana, ecstacy, and hallucinogenic mushrooms. The sheriff said of the drug sweep: “Many folks have been asking me how we accomplished such a big bust so I have outlined our tactics below to illustrate the arrests more clearly”: Step 1: Pull medium-size rock out of French Broad River. Step 2: Stand anywhere on or near Main Street in Marshall. Step 3: Throw rock at closest person. Step 4: Collar and repeat. The Asheville Disclaimer is parody/entertainment. editor@ashevilledisclaimer.com. Contributing this week: Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Den Cotton, Tim Ormond, Tom Scheve

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where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina C lubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed. •To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue. •Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland. •Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed. •The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues. •Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

BoBo Gallery

Handlebar

Beacon Pub

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

“Lexington Ave. Living Room” feat: Silas Durocher, Oso Rey & Pierce Edens

Scott Miller (acoustic, solo)

Eric Sommer (indie, blues)

Hookah Joe’s

Blu Lounge

Belleville Outfit CD release party (Gypsy swing, jazz) w/ Shane Pruitt

Boiler Room

Open mic w/ Sven Hoosen

Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Mount Dungeo (heavy metal) w/ Oculi & Fairground Avenue

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Broadway’s

Jack Of The Wood Pub

‘80s Night

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Blue Ridge Performing Arts

Old Time Jam, 6pm

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Center

The Closet Opens

Absolute Theatre Company’s “Baloney Theatre”

Orange Peel

Boiler Room

Nashwa

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Latin dance, 9pm-2pm

Flyleaf (alt-rock) w/ Family Force 5 & Papertongues

Emerald Lounge

Rocket Club

Reggae Resurrection

Galictifunk (disco, funk, house & DJs)

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Scandals Nightclub

Celtic & eclectic jam

Latin dance

Frankie Bones

Makia Groove (funk, reggae)

Cashmere Blackout w/ A Hundred Hands (indie, rock)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Jay Clifforf w/ The Taylor Moore Duo Hookah Joe’s

R.I.S.E. (rock)

Bluegrass Jam, 9:30pm

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone

Lobster Trap

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Hank Bones

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Mela

Emerald Lounge

Mike’s Tavern

Open Jam w/ Michael Tao

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Marc Keller (variety)

Open mic

Asylum Street Spankers (Americana) w/ Casey Driessen

Wild Wing Cafe

Caribbean Cowboys

Frankie Bones

Becky and Jaime’s Water’n Hole

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Thu., May 14

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Mastodon (hardcore, metal) w/ Kylesa & Intronaut

Open mic

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Steve Wolrab & guests (jazz, guitar)

Pisgah Brewing Company

Room

Live music w/ The Neighbors

Utah Green (soul, folk)

Pitch Slickers, 6pm Soul night w/ Cardeli, 8pm

ThursDAY, MAY 14

Wed. Asylum Street Spankers 5/13 w/ Casey Driessen 8pm

Blues Harp Master

Thur. Belleville Outfit 5/14 CD Release w/ Shane Pruitt 8pm Fri. 5/15

Jonathan Scales Fourchestra featuring Futureman 9pm Agent 23 Skidoo

Silver dagger

saT. 5/16 1pm family show

sunDAY, MAY 17

CD Release

Karl Sickenburger 9pm

Bluegrass

loCal BlaCk Mountain BuSineSS ownerS

Meet-n-greet

1-4pm BBQ Lunch & Live Music

sunDAYs!

MOnDAYs!

$1 Beer

weDnesDAYs!

open MiC night 8:30 pm

piCkin’ at the puMp open acoustic Bluegrass Jam & Potluck • 6-10 pm

IRISH PUB

Orange Peel

French Broad Brewery Tasting

sATurDAY, MAY 16

828-505-2129

The Sharkadelics

Back Room

paCkway handle Band

(on the corner of Brevard & Haywood Rd.)

Nashwa

Five Fifty Three

FriDAY, MAY 15

733 Haywood Rd. • West Asheville

Cyprian Kane (acoustic)

Athens Champion Club

paCo Shipp

Open Mic Night!

Belly dancing

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

No Cover tueSdAy

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Courtyard Gallery

Garage at Biltmore

Open mic

Bentley

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Back Room

S At u R d Ay

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Wed., May 13

No Cover

Tues. 5/19

The Wood Brothers 8pm

Thur. ‘Neutral’ DVD Release feat. 5/21 Nights Bright Colors & more 9pm Fri. Sol Driven Train w/ 5/22 Velvet Truckstop 9pm

Open sunDAYs nOOn- MiDnighT MOn. - weD. 3pM - MiDnighT Thurs. - sAT. 3pM - 2AM

828-669-4808

135 Cherry St. BlaCk Mountain, nC

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Razcal’s

Listen to Bad Ash &

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter) Rocket Club

Sleepy Horses (indie, country) w/ Acid Casserole Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

Singer-songwriter showcase

Temptations Martini Bar

Jake Gardner (singer/songwriter)

entertainment writers

Town Pump

Paco Shipp (roots, blues)

every Sunday on

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz’ Invitational Blues Jam Vincenzo’s Bistro

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter) Watershed

Open mic at the Shed w/ Parker Brooks Westville Pub

The Brothels (rock) Wild Wing Cafe

Crocodile Smile (rock, covers) Zuma Coffee

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Fri., May 15 Back Room

WEEKLY

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Absolute Theatre Company’s “Baloney Theatre” BoBo Gallery

Orange Tulip Conspiracy feat: members of Secret Chiefs 3 & Estradasphere (psychedelic, fusion) w/ Ahleuchatistas Boiler Room

Einstien’s Dream w/ Book Of Law & Albatross Party (rock)

May 13th

The Screaming Jays No Cover!

May 15th

Balsa Gliders

May 16th Jar-E

May 19th

Funk Record Spin Night w/DJ Rob All shows at 9:30 pm unless noted

Mo Daddy’s

SATURDAY • MAY 16

Midnight Ramblers Young, Masterful, Award-Winning Bluegrass FRIDAY • MAY 22

Tennessee Hollow

Rough & Tumble Deep–Wooded Blues SATURDAY • MAY 23

Custard Pie Acoustic Zeppelin featuring

Powerhouse Vocals by Rhett McGahee TUESDAY • MAY 26

Jesse Cobb & Andy Falco From The Infamous Stringdusters Special Show!

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Hangar

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Iron Horse Station

Twilight Broadcast (acoustic, rock)

Chaser’s Nitelife

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band Club Hairspray

Crown Royals

Club Xcapades

Live music

College St. Pub

Blue Jay Way (blues, folk, rock)

BoBo Gallery

Freakprom

Boiler Room

The John Douglas Company (rock) Chaser’s Nitelife

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band Club Hairspray

Diva Saturdays feat: Ashley & friends College St. Pub

Blue Jay Way (blues, folk, rock) Decades Restaurant & Bar

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Sirius.B (folk, punk)

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues) w/ DJ Fortune 500, 10pm-2am

Jerusalem Garden

Dock’s Restaurant

Belly dancing w/ live music Magnolia’s Raw Bar

A Social Funk-tion (party covers) Mike’s Tavern

Roland Floyd (country, acoustic) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Balsa Gliders Nashwa

The Secret B-Sides (soul, jazz) w/ Laura Reed Orange Peel

Picnics

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Sirius B

Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit w/ Red Cortez

Blu Lounge

Acoustic Swing

Gypsy Folk Punk

Handlebar

Kreator (German thrash metal) w/ Exodus, Belphegor, Warbringer & Epicurean

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

FRIDAY • MAY 15

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Hannah Miller (Southern songstress) Dance mix w/ local DJ’s

WINNERS

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Cliff Rubin (singer/songwriter) Pisgah Brewing Company

Chalawa (reggae)

Purple Onion Cafe

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist) Razcal’s

100 Proof (country) Red Room at Temptations

DJ Spivey

Rocket Club

Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Emerald Lounge

Kung Fu Dynamite (progressive, rock, funk) Firestorm Cafe and Books

Stephen Steinbrink (singer/songwriter) & French Quarter Fred’s Speakeasy

Voodoo Panther w/ guests French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Nikki Talley (soul, acoustic rock) Garage at Biltmore

DJ Bandwagon, MATIQ & Dr Jared Gottrocks

DJ MJ

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

23 Skidoo (kid’s show), 1pm Kari Sickenberger CD release show (singer/ songwriter), 9pm Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Empty Slate (rock, soul) w/ Five Pound Fire

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Stella Blue

Handlebar

Acoustic night w/ Chris Trapper, William Gibbs & Matt Cox The Still

Live music w/ NC 63 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

JC (singer/songwriter) Town Pump

Packway Handle Band (bluegrass) Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

The Levi Douglas Blues Band (Texas blues)

Belleville Outfit (Americana, gypsy, jazz) w/ Shane Pruitt Band Hangar

Live music Hannah Flanagan’s

Peace Jones (funk, rock)

Havana Restaurant

Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical) Hookah Joe’s

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues) w/ DJ Fortune 500, 10pm-2am

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Bobby Sullivan (piano)

Pin Ups for Paws fundraiser for the Humane Society feat: Boot Straps Burlesque car wash & music by Robots Win

Dock’s Restaurant

Watershed

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Velvet Truckstop (Americana, rock)

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Joe Hallock (country, folk)

Midnight Ramblers (bluegrass)

White Horse

Jerusalem Garden

The Buckerettes

Belly dancing w/ live music

Wild Wing Cafe

Magnolia’s Raw Bar

Cravin Melon (Southern rock, folk)

A Social Funk-tion (party covers)

Sat., May 16

Mike’s Tavern

Back Room

Nashwa

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Salsa dancing

Emerald Lounge

Live music w/ Old School Freight Train Firestorm Cafe and Books

Bandwagon (formerly The Deacons) Five Fifty Three

Michael Collins w/ Jeff Starnes (jazz duo) Fred’s Speakeasy

Noise in Print w/ guests French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Dave Desmelik (Americana) Gottrocks

Stubblefield and Hedgepath Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Jonathan Scales Fourchestra (funk, rock) w/ Futureman

Ten Toe Turbo (bluegrass, rock) Beacon Pub

Bluestopia (blues) Blu Lounge

Music w/ Lady DJ Christian M. Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Patrick Fitzsimons

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Absolute Theatre Company’s “Baloney Theatre”

State of Mind (blues, rock) DJ Drea

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Worlds w/ Hot Grave & Soft Opening Orange Peel

Benefit show feat: Eliot Lipp, Sci Fi & DJ Equal Picnics

Deb O’Nare (singer/songwriter) Purple Onion Cafe

Gigi Dover & the Big Love (Americana, soul) Razcal’s

Live music w/ Bobby Sullivan

clubdirectory Complete clubland directory: www.mountainx.com/clubland. Questions or errors? E-mail (clubland@mountainx.com). Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 251-5505 The Back Room (OSO) 697-6828 Barley’s Tap Room (SH) 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza (OSO) 658-8777 Blue Lounge 650-5198 Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center 693-0087 BoBo Gallery (OSO) 254-3426 Broadway’s (SA) 285-0400 Caffiend 24 hr coffee 505-2098 Calypso II (SA) 277-6490 Chaser’s (SA) 684-3780 Club Hairspray (SA) 258-2027 College St. Pub (SA) 232-0809 Courtyard Gallery 273-3332 Cypress Cellar (ISS) 698-1005 Decades Restaurant & Bar 254-0555

Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dock’s Restaurant 883-4447 The Dripolator 225-0021 ED Boudreaux’s Bayou BBQ (SH) 296-0100 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Emerald Lounge (OSO) 232- 4372 The Encouraging Cup 329-8210 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe (OSO) 255-8115 Five Fifty Three 631-3810 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Speakeasy (SA) 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 The Garage 505-2663 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern (OSO) 232-5800

Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn 252-2711 Guadalupe Cafe 586-9877 The Handlebar (864)233-6173 The Hangar (SA) 684-1213 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Headlights 400-0382 Hookah Joe’s 252-1522 Infusions 665-2161 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 Magnolia’s Raw Bar (ISS) 251-5211 Mela 225-8880 Mike’s Tavern 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill (SH) 258-1550 The Monte (SA) 669-2119

Nashwa 252-2001 New French Bar Courtyard Cafe 225-6445 The Orange Peel (OSO) 225-5851 Picnics 258-2858 PJ’s Coffee & Wine Bar 274-3444 Panther’s paw 696-0810 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-2491 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Razcal’s 277-7117 Rocket Club 505-2494 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Ruby’s BBQ Shack 299-3511 Sadie’s Seafood 505-3364 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Shovelhead Saloon (SA) 669-9541 Soul Infusion Tea House & Bistro (OSO) 586-1717

Steak & Wine 505-3362 Stella Blue 236-2424 The Still 683-5913 Stir Fry Cafe 505-4934 The Red Room at Temptations (SA) 252-0775 Temptations Martini Bar (SA) 252-0775 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump (SA) 669-4808 Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues (SA) 254-7072 Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market 687-3838 Vincenzo’s Bistro 254-4698 The Watershed 669-0777 Westville Pub (OSO) 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe (SA) 253-3066 Xcapades 258-9652 Zambra 232-1060

S M OKE OR NOT TO S M OKE

OSO: outdoor/patio smoking only • SH: smoking hours, call clubs for specfics • ISS: indoor smoking section • SA: smoking allowed Red Room at Temptations

Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Guadalupe Cafe

Rocket Club

Garage at Biltmore

Hangar

Sadie’s Seafood

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

DJ Position

“Chocolate City Comedy” e/ Nick Drake, Spike Davis, JA & more Jay Brown (Appalachian folk, blues)

Absolute Theatre Company’s “Baloney Theatre” Poetry readings w/ music by Space Medisin, The Rising & Satta Lions

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show

The Two Guitars of Yasmin & Lou, 10am12:30pm Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm

Stella Blue

Hookah Joe’s

Coma Gun & dance party

Belly dancing feat: Delacy & Sarah

Stir Fry Cafe

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Scandals Nightclub

“Summer Salsa Party” Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Bentley (singer/songwriter) Town Pump

Silver Dagger Bluegrass Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Gas House Mouse (blues, funk, soul) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Live music w/ Tom Coppola Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Peg Twisters (string music) Westville Pub

The Good Old Boyz (country) White Horse

Irish session, 5pm Tom Waits time, late

Rocket Club

Asheville Jazz Orchestra (swing, jazz) Temptations Martini Bar

DJ Position

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Live music w/ D Mack Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller & Company (variety) Westville Pub

Open mic w/ Scott Stewart 7:30pm Apres OM, 11pm

Orange Peel

Tue., May 19

Chris Rhodes

Jars Of Clay (pop) w/ Sea Bird Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

“Vinyl at the Vault” w/ DJ Chris & friends Rocket Club

Sunday jazz jam Scandals Nightclub

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show Town Pump

Pickin’ at the Pump, open acoustic jam Vincenzo’s Bistro

Wild Wing Cafe

Mon., May 18

Sun., May 17

Open mic night

Lobster Trap

Bob Hinkle (songs & stories) w/ Kimberly Hughes Kiss Army (Kiss tribute band)

Chad Hallyburton (jazz guitar), 7-9pm

Johnny Blackwell (variety, covers)

BoBo Gallery

The Antiques Roadshow

Back Room

Barrie Howard (country) Barley’s Taproom

The County Farm (bluegrass) Beacon Pub

Live music w/ American Aquarium Blu Lounge

Open mic w/ Earl Clarence, Dick Frost & more Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Buddy David Band BoBo Gallery

“Map Meeting w/ Fablab” Eleven on Grove

Swing & Tango social dances Emerald Lounge

Barley’s Taproom

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Cabo Verde (Flamenco, jazz)

Contra dance

Ashevegas All-Stars presents Tuesday Night Funk Jam

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Fred’s Speakeasy

Linda Mitchell

Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm

Mississippi John Doude (roots, blues)

EvEry Monday & WEdnEsday

Wacky Wing Night - 25¢ Wings & $2 Draft

Thursday

Sound Extreme Karaoke 9pm $4 Kamakazees | $2.75 Import Bottles

FrIday

Steve Summey Acoustic Jam $5 Long Island Teas | $3.50 23oz Domestic Draught

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Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

The Wood Brothers (blues, folk, rock) Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Chuck Lichtenberger presents “An Evening of Jazz” with special guests Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller & Company (variety) Watershed

Guadalupe Cafe

Ian Moore’s Mountain Music Miscellany

Live music w/ Robert Greer

Hookah Joe’s

Westville Pub

Fat Tuesday w/ Selector Cleofus

Blues Jam w/ Mars Fariss

Lobster Trap Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Funk record spin night w/ DJ Rob

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Irish dance drama & live music

The Closet

Mark Bumgarner

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Orange Peel

BoBo Gallery

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

10 Years (rock) w/ Adelitas Way, After Midnight Project & Down From Up

Eleven on Grove

Rocket Club

Frankie Bones

Bluegrass & clogging + Late Night NTN Trivia

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter) Garage at Biltmore

Plexi 3 w/ Badways, JEFF the brotherhood & Turbo Fruits

Back Room

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Becky and Jaime’s Water’n Hole

Open Jam w/ Michael Tao Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Open mic Open mic

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Hookah Joe’s

Mon - Sat 6:30pm - 2am • (828) 298-1400 520 Swannanoa River Rd, Asheville, NC 28805 54

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller (variety) Wild Wing Cafe

Caribbean Cowboys

Club Hairspray • Infusions Norton’s Grill • The Still SUNDAY College St. Pub Getaway’s (Eleven on Grove) The Hangar • Mack Kell’s Wing Cafe

MAY 13 - MAY 19, 2009 • mountainx.com

Emerald Lounge

MO2 & Two Fresh Five Fifty Three

Steve Wolrab & guests (jazz, guitar) Frankie Bones

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Back Room

Valorie Miller (folk)

Brushfire Stankgrass (folk, old-time)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Who:

Neutral’ DVD Release feat: Nights Bright Colors & more

William F. Gibbs, with Chris Trapper and Matt Cox

Where:

Stella Blue

When:

Decades Getaway’s (Eleven on Grove) Headlights • Mike’s Side Pocket

SATURDAY

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

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TUESDAY

Beacon Pub • Mack Kell’s Norton’s Grill

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Todd Greene

FRIDAY

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone

Thu., May 21

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

T H URSDAY Becky and Jaime’s Water’n Hole Chasers • Club Hairspray Infusions • Razcals

NOW HIRING ENTERTAINERS & WAITSTAFF

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

Music w/ The Eskatones

Friday, May 15

What:

acoustic night

Beacon Pub • Fred’s Speakeasy The Hangar • Blu Lounge Norton’s Grill Temptations Martini Bar

SPORTS ON THE BIG SCREEN

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Open mic w/ Pierce Edens

W EDNESDAY

COUPLES WELCOME

High Tide Blues

Beacon Pub

Mack Kell’s Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

(Stop by or call to inquire)

Town Pump

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

WEDNESDAYS $1.50 Domestics all night

NEW LOW HOUSE FEES!

Courtyard Gallery

Latin dance

BoBo Gallery

MONDAY

SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHTS MONDAY - THURSDAY

Scandals Nightclub

Temptations Martini Bar

NIGHTLY DRINK SPECIALS

Boiler Room

Summertime Whiskey Band & Van Gloria (folk, funk)

Open Mic

K ARAO K E

The Space Heaters (swing, jazz)

Galictifunk (disco, funk, house & DJs)

Open mic

Motown classics w/ The Mixx

IN THE CLUBS

THIRSTY THURSDAYS When the Tourists are away, this is where the locals play... $2 Domestics & More

Nashwa

Celtic & eclectic jam

Wed., May 20

Razcal’s

Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass)

Diana Wortham Theater

Firestorm Cafe and Books

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

DJ Matt & friends

Blu Lounge

Old Time Jam, 6pm

Reggae Resurrection

Wild Wing Cafe

Jeoffrey Weeks (piano)

Jack Of The Wood Pub

‘80s Night

Emerald Lounge

Celtic & blues music, Irish session & live jazz w/ Peggy Ratusz & Big Road

Open mic w/ Yorky

Broadway’s

Zydeco dance lesson w/ Bayou Diesel

White Horse

Iron Horse Station

Asheville ’s all-new upscale adult lounge & sports club.

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Who:

Bob Hinkle

Where:

White Horse Black Mountain, the venue he started last year

When:

Saturday, May 16

What:

Songs and stories from 50 years in the music business

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Piedmont Boys CD release w/ Whiskey Dick and Trey Francis Hookah Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Real Local Singles & Sven Hoosen

Watershed

Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dueling Piano Bar

Open mic at the Shed w/ Parker Brooks

Non-stop rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Westville Pub

Brian McGee & Hollow Speed (rock, country) w/ Frontier Ruckus

Eleven on Grove

Wild Wing Cafe

Emerald Lounge

Live music w/ The Gullah Roots

Salsa dancing

Galen Kipar Project (folk, acoustic) & Odd Meters

Zuma Coffee

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Five Fifty Three

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Fri., May 22

Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Bluegrass Jam, 9:30pm

Michael Collins w/ Jeff Starnes (jazz duo)

Hank Bones

Silas Durocher & Pierce Edens (singer/songwriters)

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Mela

Blu Lounge

Belly dancing

Dance mix w/ local DJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Gottrocks

Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Cyprian Kane (acoustic)

Locomotive Pie (originals & blues)

Nashwa

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

The Sharkadelics

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Orange Peel

Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Pisgah Brewing Company

BoBo Gallery

Peace Jones (acoustic) & DJ Chalice

Dance party

Purple Onion Cafe

Boiler Room

Rocket Club

Big Samâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Funky Nation (funk, rock) Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

Singer-songwriter showcase Stella Blue

Makia Groove (funk, reggae)

Handlebar

Hookah Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Chaserâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nitelife

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Discordian Society & Dark Candy Duo Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Club Hairspray

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Natalie Productions

Tennessee Hollow (rock, Americana)

Club Xcapades

Jerusalem Garden

Live music

Belly dancing w/ live music

TĂŠada (Celtic series)

Peggy Ratuszâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Invitational Blues Jam

Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam

Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro

Ed Boudreauxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bayou BBQ

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Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern

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Katamari Death Roll w/ Just Die (hardcore, thrash) Orange Peel

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A Social Funk-tion (party covers)

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues) w/ DJ Fortune 500, 10pm-2am

Eric Sommer

Thurs. 05/21

Magnoliaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Raw Bar

Blue Jay Way (blues, folk, rock)

Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Two Planes w/ Spy Satellite & The Death Of Analog (rock)

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Town Pump

American Aquarium

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)

Stir Fry Cafe

Jake Gardner (singer/songwriter)

Tues. 05/19

Sol Driven Train (Americana, roots) w/ Velvet Truckstop

Hangar

College St. Pub

Temptations Martini Bar

Bluestopia

Brushfire (bluegrass)

Hard-rock & metal music festival

The Poles w/ Today the Moon Tomorrow the Sun & Club Awesome A Social Function (pop, rock)

Sat. 05/16

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

SynAesthestic Time Machine (instrumentals, audio-visual performance)

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter)

Supreme Lounginâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;

The Legendary JCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (blues, funk)

Bob Moogâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 75th Birthday Celebration feat: Bob Moog Foundation House Band

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Groove Collector (classic rock)

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Lobster Trap

Jonathan Byrd (acoustic, folk)

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Pisgah Brewing Company

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Handlebar

Rocket Club

Purple Onion Cafe

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Sequoyah Prep School (indie, southern-rock) w/ After August, Magnolia Sons & Hotspur

Miss Tess and the Bon Ton Parade (Americana, jazz) w/ The Space Heaters

Razcal’s

BoBo Gallery

Hangar

Sadie’s Seafood

Live music

Chris Cates (original guitar)

Hannah Flanagan’s

Scandals Nightclub

If You Wannas (pop, indie)

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist) Peggy Ratusz and The Daddy Longlegs (jazz, blues) Red Room at Temptations

675 Merrimon Ave • Asheville, NC www.ashevillepizza.com

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DJ Spivey

Rocket Club

Faigen (alternative, rock) & 99 Years Sadie’s Seafood

Walt Whitney (blues) Stella Blue

Reunion party w/ Ritchie Tipton & friends, The Humbuckers & Holiday Childress Stir Fry Cafe

Shake it Like a Caveman (rock, blues)

ADEM?D= 7pm &10pm

$3 Admission • Movie Line 254-1281

Delivery or Carry Out until 11pm • 254-5339

Join us at both locations for our

LUNCH BUFFET M-F 11-3pm • Now open Sundays! Pizza, salad, baked potatoes and more! Asheville Brewing Company 77 Coxe Ave. Downtown Asheville

255-4077

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Mark Bumgarner

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm Civil Twilight (alternative, rock) Boiler Room

By Morning w/ Amhurst & We Are Masked (progressive rock)

Gas House Mouse (blues, funk, soul)

Broadway’s

Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical)

Hopewell (soul) & The Hellsayers

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show

Havana Restaurant

Stella Blue

Reggae party to benefit Evergreen Charter School

Hookah Joe’s

Chaser’s Nitelife

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Emergence feat: Danny the Wild Child

Club Hairspray

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Diva Saturdays feat: Ashley Michaels, Vicki Celest & Brianna Love College St. Pub

Stir Fry Cafe

DJ Moto The Still

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Live music w/ One Eyed Willie

Iron Horse Station

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Butter Hollar

Blue Jay Way (blues, folk, rock)

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Town Pump

Custard Pie (acoustic, rock)

The Leigh Glass Band (Americana, rock)

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues) w/ DJ Fortune 500, 10pm-2am

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Dock’s Restaurant

The Nightcrawlers (blues, rock)

Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam

Belly dancing w/ live music

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Bobby Sullivan (piano)

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

A Social Funk-tion (party covers)

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Fred’s Speakeasy

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Dave Wendelin (acoustic, folk)

Now You See Them (folk, indie)

Live music w/ True Woman

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

White Horse

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Pierce Edens (folk, rock)

Orange Peel

Ryan Furstenberg (country)

High Windy (bluegrass)

Gottrocks

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Director: Cary Fukunaga Players: Paulina Gaitan, Edgar Flores, Kristian Ferrer, Diana Garcia, Luis Fernando Peña

Drama/Thriller

Rated R

The Story: A Honduran teenager and a Mexican gang member find their destinies crossing when he saves her from the leader of his gang. The Lowdown: Beautifully made and photographed, but ultimately brutally grim, Sin Nombre is a powerful — if flawed — drama that may be too bleak for all tastes. On my way out of the theater after having seen Cary Fukunaga’s Sin Nombre (meaning “without a name”), I was asked if I’d enjoyed the film. That’s not a question that really applies to a film like this, because it’s not the sort that’s exactly meant to be enjoyed. This is more the sort of movie that you either admire or you don’t. In that regard, I do admire it. I admire it more than anything because it presents its grimly realistic story without resorting to the now-tired tropes of the shaky-cam faux-documentary technique, casting amateurs and adopting a willfully ugly look. I admire Fukunaga’s attempt to make his points within a thriller framework about illegal immigrants making their way to the U.S. and the self-perpetuating cycle of gang life. I only wish Fukunaga was as good a writer as he is a director — but as this is his debut feature, I’ll cut some slack on that score. Without having seen Fukunaga’s two previous short films — Kofi (2003) and Victoria Para Chino (2004) — I can only surmise based on their plot synopses that Sin Nombre is an extension or blending of themes he’s already explored. In a sense, he seems to have intertwined an illegal immigrant odyssey with a cautionary tale about violence feeding on itself. It’s this approach that gives the film its structure. Sin Nombre tells two stories that lead to the intersection of two lives. The first story involves a young gang member, Willy (Edgar Flores), known to his gang as El Caspar. Willy isn’t completely sold on the gang life, in part because he’s fallen in love with Martha Marlene (Diana Garcia), who’s completely unaware of his gang involvement. However, once in the gang, it’s not so easy to walk away. So

Paulina Gaitan and Edgar Flores in Cary Fukunaga’s remarkable debut feature Sin Nombre, a powerful, but grim work. Willy plays the game — even going so far as recruiting 12-year-old Smiley (Kristian Ferrer) into the gang, subjecting him to the brutal beating initiation under leader Lil Mago (Tenoch Huerta) and lending a hand in Smiley’s execution of a rival gang member. While Willy is starting to see through the whole gang mentality, Smiley is just the right age to buy into every bit of it, especially Lil Mago’s promises of a giant brotherhood that will always protect him. The second story concerns Sayra (Paulina Gaitan), a Honduran teenager who gets talked into joining her father and uncle in an attempt to get into the U.S. through Mexico to join family members in New Jersey. Circumstances conspire so that Willy not only enters Sayra’s story, but becomes an active part of it. When Willy intervenes on Sayra’s behalf during a robbery in which Lil Mago tries to rape her, Willy effectively seals his own fate. Without revealing too much of the plot, it’s fair to say that Willy becomes a marked man, with the gang — including Smiley — determined to kill him. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out — at least in broad strokes — where this is going. For that matter, some of the foreshadowing is on the obvious side (you have at least a 50-50 chance of guessing the final scene). It’s also not in the film’s favor that the ending misses the level of intensity it aims for, especially since more effective tension is generated in

earlier scenes. But much is made up for in the handling of the relationship between Willy and Sayra, which is crafted with marvelous attention to details. The lack of a single “big moment” affords us a sense of the two as human beings we slowly grow to like. The refusal to take any of this to the level of melodramatic preachiness found in last year’s illegal immigrant drama, Under the Same Moon, is refreshing and surprising, especially since the material here is actually ripe for melodrama. In this regard, and in so many others, Sin Nombre offers much to reward the viewer. Rated R for violence, language and some sexual content. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Fine Arts Theatre.

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Director: Benny Boom Players: Donald Faison, Mike Epps, Wood Harris, Omari Hardwick, Emilio Rivera, Darius McCrary

Insipid Gangsta Comedy

Rated R

The Story: A shipment of cocaine gets delivered to some small-time thugs by mistake. They think they’ve hit gold. Various concerned parties want the drugs back. The Lowdown: A stupidly violent film that is a complete unpleasant waste of time and talent. Somewhere around what felt like the third hour of Next Day Air, I took a

Battle for Terra 3-D (PG) 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 The Bracelet of Bordeaux (PG) Mon-Thu 4:00, 9:45 Fast & Furious (PG-13) 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 Fighting (PG-13) 1:00, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG-13) 1:25, 4:20, 7:15, 10:10 Hannah Montana: The Movie (G) 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:30 Knowing (PG-13) 1:00 (no 1:00 show Sat), 4:00 (no 4:00 show Mon-Thu), 7:00, 9:40 (9:40 show Mon-Thu) Monsters vs. Aliens 3-D (PG) 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:30 Obsessed (PG-13) 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:25 The Soloist (PG-13) 12:15, 4:00, 7:05, 9:50 Sunshine Cleaning (R) 1:00, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 10:05 Terminator: Salvation (PG-13) Wed May 20 midnight only When I Find the Ocean (NR) Sat only 1:00 n Carolina Cinemas

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No shows before 4 p.m. Mon-Fri 17 Again (PG-13) 12:10, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, Late show Fri-Sat 10:35 Angels & Demons (PG-13) 11:00, 2:05, 5:05, 8:05, Late show Fri-Sat 11:00 Fast & Furious (PG-13) 12:05, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, Late show Fri-Sat 10:40 Fighting (PG-13) 12:15, 2:45, 5:20, 7:55, Late show Fri-Sat 10:45 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG-13) 11:25, 1:50, 4:20, 7:05, Late show Fri-Sat 9:40 Hannah Montana: The Movie (PG) 11:30, 2:25, 4:50. 7:20, Late show Fri-Sat 9:50 Monsters vs. Aliens (2-D) (PG) 12:00, 2:30, 4:55, 7:10, Late show Fri-Sat 9:45

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Angels and Demons (PG-13) 11:30, 2:45, 5:50, 9:00, 11:55 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG) 12:30, 3:10, 6:15, 8:40, 11:15 The Soloist (PG-13) 12:15, 3:00, 5:55, 8:35, 11:20 Star Trek (PG-13) 11:45, 2:55, 5:45, 8:45, 11:35 Terminator Salvation (PG-13) Wed May 20 only midnight X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13) 12:05, 3:15, 6:05, 8:50, 11:30 n Co-ed Cinema Brevard (883-2200)

Angels & Demons (PG-13) 1:00, 7:00, 4:00, Late show FriSat only 9:45 n Epic of Hendersonville (693-1146) n Fine Arts Theatre (232-1536)

Sin Nombre (R) 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 Valentino: The Last Emperor (NR) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 n Flatrock Cinema

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Earth (PG) 2:00 (Sat-Sun), 4:30, 7:00 n Four Seasons of Hendersonville (6938989) n Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15 (684-1298) n United Artists Beaucatcher (298-1234)

Angels & Demons (PG-13) 12:00, 12:30, 1:00, 3:30, 4:00, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 10:05, 10:35 Next Day Air (R) 11:55, 2:15, 4:45, 7:20, 9:50 Star Trek (PG-13) 12:10, 12:45, 3:45, 4:15, 7:10, 7:40, 10:00, 10:35 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13) 11:50, 2:30, 5:00, 7:50, 10:20

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nowplaying 17 Again

pleasant attempt at romantic comedy that is neither romantic nor comedic. Rated PG-13

Zac Efron, Leslie Mann, Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Michelle Trachtenberg Comedy A father on the verge of a divorce magically gets transformed into his 17-year-old self and decides to head back to high school to live his life the way he wished he had in the first place. A starring vehicle for Zac Efron and nothing else, the movie is likely to appease his tween fans, but leaves little in the way of enjoyment for anyone else. Rated PG-13

Hannah Montana: The Movie

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Battle for Terra

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(Voices:) Evan Rachel Wood, Luke Wilson, Brian Cox, Justin Long, Chris Evans, David Cross Animated Sci-Fi Adventure A peaceful group of aliens are attacked on their home planet by an army of Earthlings looking for a new place to settle. An occasionally handsomelooking 3-D animated adventure with political insight on its mind, but it’s simply too generic to be worthwhile. Rated PG

Earth

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James Earl Jones (voice) Nature Documentary A nature documentary that doubles as a vague environmentalism tract, told through the struggles of families of animals. A greatest-hits compilation of a nature doc that will be more educational and entertaining to the younger set. Though occasionally grand and elegant, it’s ultimately pretty superfluous to anyone who has ever taken a middle-school science class. Rated G

Fast & Furious

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Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, John Ortiz, Michelle Rodriguez Mindless Gearhead Action Fugitive Dominic Toretto teams up with FBI agent Brian O’Conner to stop a Mexican drug-smuggling operation. Cars drive fast and things blow up. That’s about it. Rated PG-13

Fighting

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Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, Zulay Henao, Luis Guzmán, Brian J. White Fight Drama A small-time promoter turns a street hustler into an underground fighting sensation. A grade-B fight movie that strains to be more than it is — strains being the operative word. Rated PG-13

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

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Drama/Thriller A Honduran teenager and a Mexican gang member find their destinies crossing when he saves her from the leader of his gang. Beautifully made and photographed, but ultimately brutally grim, Sin Nombre is a powerful — if flawed — drama that may be too bleak for all tastes. Rated R

Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Billy Ray Cyrus, Lucas Till, Vanessa Williams Musical Comedy Drama Pop-star Hannah Montana/Miley Stewart is taken back home The Soloist for a two-week stint to keep her from “going Hollywood.” Overly cheerful pap about the Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey Jr., Catherine Keener, Tom values of rural life wrapped around a pop-star Hollander, Nelsan Ellis fantasy aimed at young, impressionable girls. Fact-Based Drama The fact-based story of Rated G a newspaper columnist’s encounters with a homeless schizophrenic. Strong performances Knowing and occasionally inspired direction can’t overcome a meandering screenplay. Rated PG-13 Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, Rose Byrne, D.G. Star Trek Maloney, Lara Robinson, Nadia Townsend Horror/Sci-Fi/Crypto-Religious Fantasy A series of random numbers from 1959 turn out Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana, to catalog all the disasters of the ensuing 50 Bruce Greenwood, Karl Urban years, and may just hold the key to the future. Science Fiction The origins of the Star Trek A beautifully made apocalyptic thriller that’s series are reinvented in this reboot of the franundone by a screenplay that becomes increas- chise. A big, entertaining, occasionally excitingly ridiculous. Rated PG-13 ing summer movie containing everything that implies — including flaws — and one iconic Monsters vs. Aliens performer giving it a depth outside itself. Rated PG-13 (Voices of) Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie, State of Play Rainn Wilson Animated Sci-Fi Comedy A group of retro monsters from an earlier era are called upon Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, Helen to save the Earth from an alien invasion. A Mirren, Robin Wright Penn, Jason Bateman consistently — if mildly — amusing, creative Political/Newspaper Thriller An old-school animated take on ‘50s sci-fi that works well reporter and a rookie blogger join forces in enough without being particularly distinctive. an investigation of interconnected murders, a Rated PG political scandal and a possible conspiracy. An intense and entertaining thriller that breathes Next Day Air new life into a workable formula. Rated PG13 Donald Faison, Mike Epps, Wood Harris, Omari Hardwick, Sunshine Cleaning Emilio Rivera, Darius McCrary Insipid Gangsta Comedy A shipment of cocaine gets delivered to some small-time Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin, Jason Spevack, thugs by mistake. They think they’ve hit gold. Clifton Collins Jr., Mary Lynn Rajskub, Steve Zahn Various concerned parties want the drugs Comedy/Drama A pair of sisters go into back. A stupidly violent film that is a complete business for themselves cleaning up crime unpleasant waste of time and talent. Rated R scenes. Though marketed as a quirky black comedy, Sunshine Cleaning is actually much Obsessed more: a warm, human and pretty wonderful character piece, with two brilliant actresses and Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles, Ali Larter, Jerry O’Connell, a strong supporting cast. Rated R Christine Lahti, Bruce McGill Subpar Thriller A psychotic temp decides X-Men Origins: Wolverine she and an office executive are having an affair, which comes as news to him and causes no Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Will i Am, end of trouble. Tedium vies with accidental Lynn Collins, Taylor Kitsch humor in this incredibly tepid thriller. Tedium Sci-Fi Comic-Book Action The story of wins by a landslide. Rated PG-13 how — more or less — Wolverine came to be, with a glimpse of the beginnings of the X-Men. Sin Nombre Hampered by a script that’s constrained by predestination, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is nonetheless entertaining nonsense that’s nice Paulina Gaitan, Edgar Flores, Kristian Ferrer, Diana to look at. Rated PG-13 Garcia, Luis Fernando Peña

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squint at my cell phone, thinking that it must surely be near the end of its running time. With sinking heart, I discovered I’d been sitting there for a mere 64 minutes. Knock off about 12 minutes for trailers, and the brutal truth was there was at least 40 more minutes of this rubbish to wade through. I’d originally held out some hope for this movie. The cast was full of likable performers, the improbably named director, Benny Boom, was an unknown commodity, and the trailer made the movie look like a clever African-American variation on a Guy Ritchie picture. Well, Guy Ritchie never made anything this bad and boring on the worst Madonna-influenced, crypto-Kabbalistic day of his life. If Ritchie swallowed a bottle of horse tranquilizers before making a film, he might approach this level of lameness. Maybe. It didn’t need to be this way. For starters, the premise of Next Day Air is fine. There’s nothing wrong with the idea that a perpetually stoned deliveryman, Leo (Donald Faison), might deliver a package containing ten bricks of cocaine to the wrong address. That the address he delivers it to happens to belong to a pair of small-time crooks, Brody (Mike Epps) and Guch (Wood Harris, Southland Tales), who think their ship has come in is actually good. They’re portrayed as sufficiently lacking in gray matter that they might believe they can get away with making off with someone else’s fortune in drugs. For that matter, the plot is generally workable all the way through. The problem lies with the combination of first-time screenwriter Blair Cobbs and the direction of the neophyte Mr. Boom. Cobbs has no clue how to flesh out the story and Boom has somewhat less command of the medium of film. Cobbs seems to have grasped the idea that the characters in a Guy Ritchie sort of movie are either idiots or irredeemably nasty — and stupefyingly inept in both cases. However, he missed the fact that the idiots are rather sweetly idiotic and the nasty characters are preposterous. These are significant omissions. Without them, the characters are merely tiresome or unpleasant. On occasion, Cobb manages to make them both, and that is not a winning combination. To see the theoretically likable Brody cut out somebody’s tongue over a hard-to-buy misunderstanding of instructions is both unfunny and unpleasant. Boom, on the other hand, clearly has no understanding of Ritchie’s stylistic flourishes, even while trying to duplicate them. Ritchie’s may be a kind of cinema of attitude and little else, but it’s an attitude that works on a functional basis that generates a headlong momentum. In RocknRolla (2008), for example, Ritchie reduces a sex scene to maybe a half-dozen quick shots that total a few seconds of screen time. It’s funny, it’s economical,

and it keeps the film moving at a nice clip. Ritchie’s approach uses style to develop pace. Boom has no sense of pacing whatsoever. Next Day Air merely lurches along in a ponderous fashion from one unfunny scene to the next, finally barging to a conclusion you saw coming 15 minutes earlier. You may be lured into seeing Next Day Air because you think Mike Epps is funny. You may be suckered into breaking loose with nine bucks over the prospect that Mos Def is worth it. Don’t. Epps isn’t funny here, and while Mos Def is always a plus, he’s only in two or three negligible scenes and isn’t given much to do in them. If that isn’t enough, the rest of the largely talented cast is equally illused. Rated R for pervasive language, drug content, some violence and brief sexuality. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7.

Star Trek

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Director: J.J. Abrams (Mission: Impossible III) Players: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana, Bruce Greenwood, Karl Urban

Science Fiction

Rated PG-13

The Story: The origins of the Star Trek series are reinvented in this reboot of the franchise. The Lowdown: A big, entertaining, occasionally exciting summer movie containing everything that implies — including flaws — and one iconic performer giving it a depth outside itself. I’m not a fan of Star Trek in any of its forms. The original show struck me as kind of cheesy and clunky when I was a kid. As a young teenager starting to tussle with the idea that maybe movies and TV were capable of conveying ideas as well as entertainment, I soon realized and appreciated the fact that Star Trek at least tried to do that. It wasn’t bad at it, but it fell under the heading of what I’d now call “TV deep,” which is to say it put forth no ideas that couldn’t be basically resolved in 50 minutes. Maybe that’s why my personal favorite episode of Star Trek was “A Piece of the Action,” which at best might be seen as a satire on religion, with its concept of a society that patterns itself after a book — that just happens to be about 1920s Chicago gangsters. In other words, if it had any message at all, that message was hidden in a largely comedic story.

startingfriday ANGELS & DEMONS Considering that Ron Howard’s sole box-office hit after A Beautiful Mind was The DaVinci Code, it was inevitable that Dan Brown’s prequel novel would find its way to the screen under his guidance, with Tom Hanks returning as über-symbologist Robert Langdon. Critics may have largely hated the The DaVinci Code, but that didn’t keep it from making a pile of money. This round we find Langdon up against a super-secret society, the Illuminati, who are out to destroy the Catholic Church via murder and a bomb plot. The limited early reviews are at least generally kinder than last time - and, hey, there’s an ampersand in the title. Look what that did for Fast & Furious. (PG-13) Early review samples: • “Ron Howard does a far superior job of filming Dan Brown’s first Robert Langdon novel Angels & Demons than he did with his lifeless blockbuster The Da Vinci Code.” (Mike Goodridge, Screen Daily) • “Director Ron Howard and his crew have worked hard to make Professor Robert Langdon’s return a thrilling, faster-paced walk in the park.” (Deborah Young, Hollywood Reporter)

VALENTINO: THE LAST EMPEROR This documentary about fashion-icon Valentino Garavani has garnered a lot of critical acclaim and attracted large audiences wherever it has played. The trailer is certainly entertaining, and it makes the film appear to be more than just a picture about fashion, since it includes much about Valentino’s relationship with his long-time partner Giancarlo Giametti and deals with the end of an era. Visually, it looks surprisingly striking — something of a rarity in documentaries that aren’t about nature. (NR) Early review samples: • “It’s a celebration worthy of the Sun King and a fitting way for both the designer and this unexpectedly involving documentary to literally and metaphorically bring it all back home.” (Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times) • “The Last Emperor becomes a genuine Felliniesque procession of the rich, powerful and over-awed. He reveals humility beneath the flamboyance and pomposity. [Director] Tyrnauer fulfills his journalistic obligation after all.” (Armond White, New York Press)

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It’s that same approach that makes J.J. Abrams’ film Star Trek such a pleasant viewing experience. The movie takes itself seriously without taking itself too seriously. It’s not a major work of art. It’s not slated to become one of the “great movies.” It has some significant flaws and missteps, but on its own merits, it’s entertaining — and in one instance, it’s even a little more than that. The basic notion of doing a Star Trek origins story is fraught with pitfalls, and this movie falls into as many

as it sidesteps. There’s an inescapable sense of watching kids playing dress-up throughout — a kind of Muppet Babies aura. It’s hard not to imagine these young Trekkers arguing over who gets to play whom, which is echoed (probably unconsciously) by the musical-chairs business of who gets to command the Enterprise at various points in the narrative. The business of jamming all the characters — many of whom were originally of diverse ages — into Starfleet Academy at the same time is awkward at best, risible

hendersonville film society Paris, Je T’Aime

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Multi-Director Anthology

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One of the delights of film-society screenings for me is that it affords the opportunity of re-watching films that I might otherwise not find the time for. As a result, I was more than pleased when Paris, Je T’Aime (2007) fell back into my sights. I’d loved this film when it first appeared, but hadn’t gotten around to giving it a second look (in fact, I had to cut the shrink-wrap off the copy that sat on my shelves). Did this film — this project that by all rights shouldn’t have worked at all — stand up? More than that. It was an even richer experience the second time around. The idea of 18 short films by different directors on the City of Lights really oughtn’t be anything more than an unconnected curio, but somehow it is. The sum of its parts — by some inexplicable alchemy — is greater than any single five-minute entry. It doesn’t play as a series of shorts, but as a single film of extraordinary charm, heart and power. I’m not sure why it comes together so seamlessly, but then I’m not at all certain I want to question it too closely. For more on the film, check out the original review in the Xpress movie archives at http://www.mountainx.com/movies. — reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show Paris, Je T’Aime at 2 p.m. Sunday, May 17, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in the lot on the left.)

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Nine to Five

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Director: Colin Higgins (Foul Play Players: Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, Dabney Coleman

Comedy

Rated PG

There’s little doubt that the best film Colin Higgins was ever associated with was Hal Ashby’s Harold and Maude (1971), for which he wrote the screenplay. His directorial work — amounting to three films — lacked the warmth and precision of that film, and had a marked tendency to topple over into uncomfortably broad and mechanical slapstick. His 1980 comedy Nine to Five is no exception. Still, this satisfying tale of three women getting their revenge on their miserable boss boasts enough compensations to make up for its less successful moments. After all, it has an impossibly catchy theme song, three talented leads — Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton — and a perfectly smarmy villain — Dabney Coleman — and it’s the sort of story that’s inherently pleasing to anyone who’s ever had a boss in need of a serious comeuppance. This last, of course, means its audience amounts to about 99 percent of humankind. Seen again nearly 30 years after the fact, it actually seems better than ever — which may be as much a comment on the state of comedy films today as it is on the quality of Nine to Five. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Nine to Five is the final film in a series of comedies being presented by Bold Life movie reviewer Marcianne Miller in Lord Auditorium at Pack Memorial Library. It screens at 2 p.m. Saturday, May 16.

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MONTFORD APARTMENT BUILDING $454,000. 1920’s fourplex in Montford, Asheville’s premier national historic district. Close to downtown, UNCA. • Great investment with excellent rental history. New roof, exterior paint, and separated electric/heating systems. MLS#388222. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com

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ATTENTION MASSAGE THERAPISTS Fully equipped therapy room in established office. Available 2, 3 or 4 days/week or per appointment basis. • Montford area. Call (828) 255-7556.

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1-5 ROOM OFFICES, DOWNTOWN, 70 Woodfin, utilities included, $140 $800/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1-ROOM OFFICE, SOUTH, 1796 Hendersonville, utilities included, $330/month, 828253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 2-ROOM OFFICE SPACE located on top floor of historic building in Downtown. $500/month. Deposit required. Parking and water provided. Contact 2531342. Brownstone Realty 2-ROOM SUITE, NORTH, 192 E. Chestnut, utilities included, $1050/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 7-ROOM SUITE, DOWNTOWN, 79 Woodfin, utilities included, $1975/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 73 MERRIMON, “The Belvedere”, 2800+ sqft, kitchen, w/d hookups, a/c, large porch, parking, $3000/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

AFFORDABLE • BRAND NEW! Be the first at Bent Creek Knoll on busy Brevard Road! Great space options and visibility with high traffic count. 1250 sqft, priced from $1250. Owner/broker. 215-9823.

ATTRACTIVE, 2,000 SQFT, DOWNTOWN OFFICE 55 Grove Street. Completely remodeled. Four offices, break room, reception. $2,400/month. Practical and beautiful. (828) 253-9451. ashevilletourism.net BE ON TUNNEL ROAD! High traffic count with great location and convenience to downtown and East Asheville. $650/month. Call (828) 215-2865 for showings. COMMERCIAL RENTALS • Candler, 2000+sqft, high traffic location, perfect for restaurant, $2500/month. • Tunnel Road, newer building w/ample parking, $16/sqft. • South Asheville, 3 office suites to choose from w/ample parking, $16/sqft. • Lexington Station offices from $700/month. • Spacious McCormick Place office: $2,790/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com COMMERCIAL SPACE Available Downtown Asheville. 1,060 sqft at $500/month; water included. Contact (828) 253-1342. Brownstone Realty DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft. Very prominent locations. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Office space in historic building at 50 College Street. Available June 1. 3300 sqft heated, upfitted for office @ $14/sqft. Elevator. City parking garage adjacent. Original oak woodwork, marble entrance stair, windows in all work spaces. Call 254-4778, ext. 35. DOWNTOWN HEART Manhattan-style brick office with kitchen area, bath, and parking. $600/month. Bernie (828) 230-0755. DOWNTOWN NORTH • BROADWAY Gorgeous office/retail! 850 sqft, 12’ ceilngs, heartpine floors. • Off street parking. $995/month, plus deposit, includes internet. Thomas Wolfe: 252-5253. DOWNTOWN SMALL OFFICE • Historic Wilson Building. High ceiling, wood floors, good light. $325/month. 1st month free with 12 month lease. Jesse, 828-230-1726.

NICE SUBURBAN OFFICES South of Airport, Hwy 280. 4,400 sqft. freestanding building. Possible home office. Approximately $3,000/month. HENDERSONVILLE ROAD Close to Asheville. Deluxe suite of offices, 260, 1,000, 1,600 sqft. Ample parking. Cheap! 828-216-6066 RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses. Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com SMOKEY PARK HIGHWAY Ideal Office/commercial space with great visibility in the Biltmore Lake/W. Buncombe area. Available for $700/month. Call (828) 2159823 for showings. TOWN AND COUNTRY SQUARE 600-1,200 sqft commercial/retail space; high traffic area; easy interstate access. Lease and deposit required. 828-645-7166 or 423-4072.

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Rooms For Rent ARDEN • FULLY FURNISHED Near Airport, shopping, I-26. Beautiful, private setting. Organic peaceful house, gardens. • No smoking/substances. • Employed • Responsible. No lease. $395/month. 6872390.

*2BR, 1.5BA, HENDERSONVILLE,* 805 Wilken, w/d hookups, $595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 827 4th, hardwood floors, $450/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

*2BR, 1BA, EAST,* 119 Liberty, a/c, w/d hookups, $650/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA, Immaculate and charming, Large rooms, Great central location. Many extras, must see! $525/month, low deposit. 828-285-8490.

*2BR, 1BA, SOUTH,* 1020 Hendersonville, a/c, storage, carport, $750/month, 828693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com *2BR, 2.5BA, WEST,* 445 Sand Hill, a/c, fireplace, deck, $995/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com *2BR, 2BA, CENTRAL,* 484 Windswept, w/d hookups, fireplace, view, $890/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com *2BR, 2BA, SOUTH,* 19 Ravenscroft, a/c, fireplace, $715/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com *3BR, 1BA, EAST,* 7 Violet Hills, wood floors, $690/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com *3BR, 2BA, WEST,* 6 Evelake, a/c, w/d hookups, $850/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com $350/MONTH CANTON; $495/MONTH CANDLER Nice, renovated 1BR apartments; minutes from downtown Asheville. No smoking; no pets. Call (828) 337-5447.

BLACK MOUNTAIN Comfortable rooms in historic Monte Vista Hotel. $175/week, includes: cable, wireless internet, all utilities. Background check/references. For details: Martha: 669-2119. www.montevistahotel.com

1 FREE MONTH! (w/contract) • Walk to everything downtown, live, work and play. • 2 Studios: $575/month. • Three 2BRs: $675/month (reduced!). Call 254-2029. APM.

DOWNTOWN • SINGLE ROOM The Gray Rock Inn, 100 Biltmore Avenue, near French Broad Food Co-op. • Weekly rates, $105/week. References, security deposit required. John: 230-4021.

1-2BR, 1-1.5BA, SOUTH, Skyland Heights,* 2nd month free*, $575-$675/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

Apartments For Rent • 1/2 OFF FIRST MONTH RENT w/6-month lease. • 1/2 off 2 months rent w/12month lease. 635-1,265 sqft; $620-$860/month. Beautiful, mature landscaping. Quiet, residential, West Asheville neighborhood. EHO. 828258-0623. www.bearcreekapts.com *1-2BR, 1BA, NORTH,* 365 Weaverville, w/d hookups, $505-$595/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com *1BR, 1BA, DOWNTOWN,* Asheville Hotel, above Malaprops, wood floors, $670 - $1,175/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1-2BR, 1-2BA, ARDEN, Glen Beale, *2nd month free*, $585-$685/month, 828-2531517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BA/STUDIO, NORTH, 85 Merrimon, A/C, utilities included, furnished, $550/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR • CENTRAL, water included, $525/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty 1BR • NORTH ASHEVILLE Off Charlotte Street. 1100 sqft, entire upstairs of large house, separate entrance. • Quiet street, cool neighbors! Walk to town. Great city and mountain views. Hardwoods, WD, off street parking. • Very unique and special place! $800/month. (828) 2736082.

*1BR, 1BA, NORTH,* 272 Edgewood, near UNCA, $520/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA APARTMENT Off Charlotte Street. $610/month, security deposit. Includes all utilities. No pets! Call (828) 423-4072.

*1BR, 1BA, NORTH,* 42 Albemarle, decorative fireplace, $585/month, 828693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA EAST Quiet duplex on 1 acre. Mature setting with views. No smoking. • Pet considered. $565/month. Deposit. Lease. 230-2511.

1ST CALL US! Studio, 1 and 2BR apartments from $425$800. Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966. Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2 BLOCKS TO MISSION HOSPITAL Nice 1BR, 1BA with hardwood floors throughout. Off-street parking. Heat and water furnished. Washer and dryer available. Small storage area included. $645/month with $645 security. Available June 1. Contact Tom, 828-230-7296. 2BR, 1.5BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 902 Hillcrest, **2nd. month free*, $595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1.5BA, NORTH, 47 Albemarle, w/d hookups, fireplace, deck, $795/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1.5BA, NORTH, Gracelyn Gardens, coin-op, $635/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA WEAVERVILLE • Great kitchen and laundry room. 900 sqft. Excellent condition. No smokers. $650/month. 828-775-9434. 3BR, 2BA, ARDEN, 8207 Terra, AC, W/D hookups, $750/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334. ACTON WOODS APARTMENTS Beautiful 2BR, 2BA w/gas log fireplace. $825/month includes water and storage unit. 828-2530758. Carver Realty ASHEVILLE NORTH Great studio apartment in beautiful 1920’s building on quiet street, close to everything. Hardwood floors, tile kitchen and bath. Large, tiled screen porch. WD, off-street parking, includes everything but electric: $500/month. Call Riva: 252-5897 and 2158373. AVAILABLE JUNE 1 1BR apartment in Haw Creek near Tunnel Road. Private drive. Lease, security deposit, references required. Utilities separate. No pets please. $475/month. Call (828) 3501400. BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1.5BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Nice! $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334. BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Also includes water. Only $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334.

3BR, 2BA duplex near Haw Creek. New, modern duplex community next to Bell School, Tunnel Road, East Asheville. Rooms on one level; 1/3 acre lot. Cats or 1 small dog okay. $875/month; vacant. Park-like setting, flower beds, huge trees. 299-7502

BUSINESS TRIPS • RELOCATING? Short-term rental. Charming 1BR cottage: Completely furnished, includes linen, cable, high-speed wireless internet. Sleeps 2. (828) 2512327. norwoodco@charter.net

65 LOOKOUT ROAD Adjacent to UNCA. Nice 2BR, 1BA, living room, large eat-in kitchen, washer/dryer hookups. Off-street parking. Available immediately. No pets. $645/month. Contact Tom, (828) 230-7296.

CANDLER APARTMENT • $500/MONTH Includes some utilities. Large 1BR. 16 miles from Downtown. Call (828) 215-1923.

A QUIET AND SERENE SETTING: 179 Old Haw Creek Road - country feeling, yet minutes to downtown, Asheville Mall, hospitals. Spacious 2BR, 2BA has large master with walk-in closet. Great room with deck overlooking creek. Large kitchen, good utility area, 1car garage. $950/month. No dogs, 1 cat considered. Credit check, security deposit, year lease required. For appointment: Elizabeth Graham: 828-253-6800.

CANDLER APARTMENT • $700/MONTH Includes water, heat/electric, cable, wireless internet. 2BR, 1BA, large yard. 16 miles from Downtown Asheville. Call (828) 215-1923. CHARMING • WEST ASHEVILLE 2BR, 1BA, hardwood floors, covered porch, clawfoot tub. Wooded setting, garden. Pets ok. • Available June 18.$800/month, shared WD, storage. (828) 230-1845.

CHARMING UPSTAIRS STUDIO Older, renovated house near UNCA. Private entrance, off-street parking, all utilities included. $660/month. Includes cable TV and wireless internet. No pets/smoking. Security deposit, references. Patti: (828) 230-3210. CUTE STUDIO • OAKLEY Unfurnished. Small, sunny. $525/month. • No smoking. • Background check required. • References. 4235160. DOWNTOWN MARSHALL Renovated, historic building. 900 sqft, 1BR, 2BA loft apartment. Brick walls, teak floors, energy efficient. $675/month. Contact Pete at mosaicmgt@bellsouth.net or (404) 307-1372. Pictures at: www.busywiggles.com EAST • 2BR, 1BA Off Tunnel Road. Air conditioned, washer and dryer hookups. No pets! $600/month, security deposit. Call (828) 423-4072. EAST ASHEVILLE • 2BR, 1BA Kitchen with appliances, washer, dryer, living room. $725/month. Nice, quiet neighborhood. No smoking; no pets. 828-281-2700 or 298-8075 or 231-6935. GET QUALITY RESULTS! I received calls from a lot of high quality renters, as opposed to other publications I’ve tried. I will continue to advertise with Mountain Xpress. Patricia H. You too, can find the ideal renter, just call us! (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. HENDERSONVILLE 1BR studio apartment. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $385/month. 828-252-4334 HENDERSONVILLE 1BR, 1BA apartment with new berber carpet. Small deck with sliding glass door. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $425/month. 828-252-4334 JUST FOR YOU! Cozy, 2BR, 1.5BA apartment. Beautiful, tree-lined lot. Convenient to shopping. Quiet, safe neighborhood. Clean heating. Water and garbage pickup furnished. $585/month. Call 350-9400.

MARSHALL Updated 2BR within walking distance to downtown. Hardwood floors, all appliances, washer, dryer. Eat-in kitchen. Porch. Great shape. $675/month. No pets. 828-658-1000.

ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 3BR, 2BA, heat pump, central air, W/D connections. Excellent condition. $625/month. (828) 252-4334.

MONTFORD QUEEN ANNE VICTORIAN: Spacious floor plan with this 1BR features large living room and dining room, fireplace with gas logs, hardwood floors. Front porch, screened back porch. Close to downtown, Greenlife, UNCA. $795/month. Credit check, security deposit, year’s lease required. For appointment: Elizabeth Graham 828-253-6800.

ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334.

NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 NORTH FOREST APARTMENTS 2BR, 2BA. Beautiful complex, built 2002. Safe and secure. Close to I-26/UNCA, North Asheville. $650/month. 778-6809. www.delkandson.com SUBLET APARTMENT • May 13- August 12. 27 Fulton Street near downtown. Basement studio 1BR, 1BA, full kitchen. $550 includes gas, electric, cable, phone, internet. Contact Elizebeth 828-253-6800.

Mobile Homes For Rent 2BR, 1BA SINGLEWIDE in quiet park. 5 minutes from Biltmore Square Mall. $525/month includes water, garbage pickup and lawn care. Security deposit required. Call David, 828505-5593. 2BR, 1BA SINGLEWIDE located in quiet, country setting 5 minutes from Asheville. $400/month includes water and utility building. Security deposit required. Call David, 828505-5593. ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 2BR, 2BA. Like new. Includes water. Heat pump, central air, W/D connections. In nice park. $615/month. 828-252-4334

FLETCHER SINGLEWIDE2BR, 2BA with large, fenced yard and utility building. Great location close to I-26, schools, and shopping. $595/month. Security deposit required. Call David, 828-505-5593. GAY FRIENDLY MOBILE1BR, bonus room, WD, DW, cable TV. Private. 20 minutes West. Non-smoker. $525/month. Mike: 226-9998. MOBILE HOME Section 8 approved. 3 bedrooms, one bath, fully remodeled. Private back yard, new laminate floors. Located in small Candler park. $595/month Sorry, no pets. (828) 275-3651.

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent 1BR, 1BA LEXINGTON STATION 2nd floor, hardwood floors, balcony, stainless appliances, granite countertops, parking, $1100/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com 2BR • 2BA • LEXINGTON STATION CONDO $1400/month. Secure parking, woodfloors, private balcony. Great downtown location near the Orange Peel and Vigne! The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com 2BR, 2BA • END-UNIT CONDO Beautiful Eastwood Village. 1,050 sqft. Granite countertops, garden tub, stainless steel kitchen appliances. Only 3 years old! Convenient to downtown, Blue Ridge Parkway, Fairview. $895/month. No smokers please. 828-545-7445. eastwood-village.com

3 REMAINING • SEASONS AT BILTMORE LAKE 2BR, 2BA, 9’ ceilings, balcony, WD. • Pet friendly. $850/month. • Free water! Call Kay Johnson, Broker/Property Management, Keller Williams: (828) 215-8577. kjohnson1@kw.com 3BR, 2BA • SUNNY, ENDUNIT 1,430 sqft condo. Beautiful Eastwood Village. Granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, garden tub. $975/month. Discount on first month’s rent! 828-545-7445. eastwood-village.com A BIG THANX! “Thanx Xpress! The recent rental ad attracted a steady stream of quality applicants, thanks to your quality publication.” Mark K. • You too can find quality renters by placing an affordable ad in the pages of Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace: 251-1333. A QUIET AND SERENE SETTING: 179 Old Haw Creek Road - country feeling, yet minutes to downtown, Asheville Mall, hospitals. Spacious 2BR, 2BA has large master with walk-in closet. Great room with deck overlooking creek. Large kitchen, good utility area, 1car garage. $950/month. No dogs, 1 cat considered. Credit check, security deposit, year lease required. For appointment: Elizabeth Graham: 828-253-6800. CLINGMAN LOFTS Own for $650/month. Includes taxes, dues and insurance. Heating/cooling cost guaranteed at $16/month. Mike Vance, 254-4030, ext. 117. DOWNTOWN LUXURY CONDOS Brand new loft in historic 52 Biltmore Avenue Building. 1BR, 1.5BA with 250 sqft, 2nd floor mezzanine. Gourmet kitchen, oak floors, exposed brick, modular lighting, large windows, W/D, concrete, granite, stone, stainless upgrades. Indoor parking. Best Downtown location; walk to anything. $1,500/month. Year lease. 828-301-8033 or 954-6841300. Oxford Ventures

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employment LARGE 2BR, 2BA at Northbrook Place. New Stock Road Exit. Just minutes from Weaverville and 10 minutes to downtown Asheville. Approximately 1,114 sqft. Lots of natural light. Ceiling fans, walk-in closets, washer/dryer. Great views of surrounding rolling hills. Petfriendly. $825/month. Call 828-423-9588 for information. NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. â&#x20AC;˘ 1BR: $495/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 WEST ASHEVILLE Canterbury Heights, 46 and 48 Beri Drive. Newly renovated, 2BR, 1.5BA, 3level condos, 918 sqft. Pool, fitness center. $725/month. Mike 919-624-1513

Homes For Rent *2BR, 1.5BA, CENTRAL,* 156 St. Dunstan, a/c, hardwood floors, w/d hookups, $1,125/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com *3BR, 2.5BA, NORTH,* 5 Foxwood, a/c, garage, view, $1,095/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1 LOVELY BLACK MOUNTAIN HOME Nice house on small family farm. Fresh eggs! â&#x20AC;˘ 15 minutes to Asheville. New, custom designed 2BR, 2BA plus large home office. Oak floors, tile kitchen and baths, Jacuzzi, AC, fireplace, deck, mountain views. Sorry, no smokers or pets. Year lease. References.$1085/month. (828) 298-8500. 1/2 OFF FIRST MONTH! Brand new, charming upstairs duplex. North Asheville, 25 Clarendon Avenue. 1061 sqft, 2BR, 2BA. Energy efficient. Nice views. $800/month. Deposit and application fee. 828-2164276

126 MANEY AVE. â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 2BA. Walk to UNCA. Hardwood floors, W/D included. Pets considered. $1,200/month, $1,200 deposit. 828-242-6943. 191 MERRIMON - NORTH; 2-story duplex just remodeled. Gas fireplace with ventless logs, gas heat/AC, 2BR, 1BA, dinning room, living room, kitchen. Lots of parking in back of house; concrete full basement. 828-252-6745 or 828-254-3902 (nights) ASHEVILLE $1,375/MONTH + gas, electric, cable w/12month contract. Short term available. Pets considered. Smoke free. Available June. www,postlets.com/rts/ 1463950 Email: atlashomemanagement@ roadrunner.com 1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $600-2000. â&#x20AC;˘ Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966 Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2BR, 1BA â&#x20AC;˘ CHUNNS COVE DUPLEX $750/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty 2BR, 1BA, SOUTH, 13 Stoner, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $795/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA in convenient West Asheville location, 2 blocks to Haywood Road shopping district. Hardwood floors, gas heat, 9â&#x20AC;&#x2122; ceilings, W/D hookups. Large, tree-shaded yard. Off-street parking. Water included in rent. $950/month + security deposit. Available June 1. 828-216-1331. 3BR, 2BA â&#x20AC;˘ HAW CREEK Beverly Hills. $1200/month. Available now. Recent contemporary renovation. New kitchen and baths. Super clean. DW, Oil and AC. Oak floors. Unfinished basement with WD plus 2nd fridge. Lovely yard. Quiet family neighborhood. â&#x20AC;˘ No smoking/dogs. Call before 6pm to view: (828) 2981212. â&#x20AC;˘ Photos and more info: http://www.acmehomeandl and.com/products.html 3BR, 2BA â&#x20AC;˘ WEST ASHEVILLE 3BR, 2BA, corner grassy lot, 5 minutes to downtown/UNCA. WD. â&#x20AC;˘ Pets ok. $1095/month. (828) 225-6986. oowhop@hotmail.com 3BR, 2BA, SOUTH, 1 Bostic, a/c, w/d hookups, $855/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

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3BR, 2BA, WEST, 7 Spring, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $995/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334.

ADORABLE FURNISHED FENCED HOME â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 1BA with large office or 3rd BR. Remodeled. New paint, tile and hardwoods. Driveway, shed, picnic table, grill! 6 month or Year lease (negotiable) with deposit. Pets OK with owner approval. $1400/month. aliwatson@mac.com ALL AREAS - HOUSES FOR RENT. Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free! Visit: www.RealRentals.com (AAN CAN) ASHEVILLE AREA RENTALS $550-$1950/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 1East. â&#x20AC;˘ 3-West. â&#x20AC;˘ 3-North. â&#x20AC;˘ 3-South. â&#x20AC;˘ Century 21 Mountain Lifestyles: (828) 684-2640, ext 17. For more details: www.KristieFrizsell.com ASHEVILLE AREA Homes for rent! Phoenix Properties, 771-2390 or www.phoenixprop.com COUNTRY HOME â&#x20AC;˘ FAIRVIEW 10-15 minutes to Asheville. 2BR, 2BA, Jacuzzi tub, porch. Tile, stone, wood floors. $780/month. (828) 778-0726. EAST â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 1BA Off Tunnel Road. Washer/dryer hookups, A/C system. No pets! $730/month, security deposit. Call (828) 423-4072. EAST ASHEVILLEâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; Lovely ranch-style home on quiet cul-de-sac. Hardwood floors throughout, insulated windows. Dining room and eat-in kitchen with new wall oven, ceramic cook-top, dishwasher and refrigerator. Heated laundry room off carport. AC. Rear deck in lovely, private backyard with flower gardens. No smoking. $950/month. 828-253-2537. Property Management of Asheville, Inc.

Apply at: FAIRVIEW COUNTRY SETTING â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 2BA, deck, 345 Manor Rd. â&#x20AC;˘ Mars Hill, NC carport, flat yard. $800/month + utilities. or call (828) 689-5200 â&#x20AC;˘ EOE 828-458-6791. 66 MAY 13 - MAY 19, 2009 â&#x20AC;˘ mountainx.com

GREAT RANCHER â&#x20AC;˘ W. ASHEVILLE Convenient location. Beautifully remodeled, energy efficient. 1100 sqft, 3BR, 1.5 remodeled baths (new fixtures, tile), sunroom, hardwood floors, new kitchen, WD connections. â&#x20AC;˘ Whole house water filtration. Daylight walkout basement. Fenced backyard. â&#x20AC;˘ Dog considered w/deposit. Carport. Nonsmoking. $995/month, security deposit, 1 year lease preferred. Call (828) 280-2254.

SOUTH â&#x20AC;˘ BALLANTREE 3BR, 2.5BA, gas heat, $1,450/month. Call 828-2530758. Carver Realty

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SOUTH 23 Deanwood Circle. 3BR, 2BA, hardwood floors, 2 fireplaces, AC, all appliances, screened patio, full basement, double garage, $1095/month. References, deposit. (828) 274-1180.

LEASE OPTION OR RENT Cute 2BR, 1BA home on 1 acre. â&#x20AC;˘ 15 minutes to downtown, near Biltmore Square Mall. Large trees, 2 decks. â&#x20AC;˘ Small quiet neighborhood bordering National Forest. Approximately 850 sqft, low energy bills. WD. â&#x20AC;˘ $790/month. Call Cindy: (828) 777-7678. cindy7graham@yahoo.com

WALK TO DOWNTOWN 2BR, 1BA â&#x20AC;˘ Sunny, newly remodeled. Hardwood floors, skylights, new Central A/C, washer/dryer/dishwasher. Private yard and front porch with mountain view. No pets, no smokers. References, credit check. $975/month. 828-242-6017.

LOG HOME 3BR, 2BA surrounded by woods in country setting. Hardwood floors and cathedral ceilings with front and back porches. Only minutes from Weaverville and Asheville. $985/month w/deposit. No smoking/pets considered. 828-649-1170. MARS HILL Renovated 2BR, 1BA on private acre, Full basement, carport, fireplace, hardwoods. $785/month, one year lease. Gary: 689-2066. NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMESOff Merrimon. Walking distance to town. â&#x20AC;˘ 1BR: $495/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 NORTH, 2BR, 1BA, $690/month. Call (828) 2530758. Carver Realty NORTHWEST OF ASHEVILLE, Rose Hill Plantation - planned and gated community on 58 acres. This partially furnished Arts and Craft style home has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths in 1,500 sqft main living area plus 1,000 sqft open lower level with additional bath. Hardwood flooring in living room and cozy fireplace, attached 2-car garage, front porch and rear deck. Amenities include club house, spa, swimming pool and walking trails. Trash collection and water/sewer provided. For additional information on the community go to www.Rosehillplantation.net. No smoking. $900/month. 828-253-2537. Property Management of Asheville, Inc.

OFF THE HOOK! We got a great response from our ad for our Rental house in the Mountain Xpress! The phone rang off the hook! Thanks, Ander, owner, Design Painting. Get your Apartment or House rented quickly and affordably. Call (828) 2511333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

WEAVERVILLE â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 2BA, washer/dryer, fireplace, 2 decks, finished basement, 1.5-car garage, large yard; mountain views. $1,100/month includes water. Sarah 828-775-9555. WEAVERVILLE AREA â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 2BA house in older subdivision. Gas furnace, central air. Fireplace, large fenced backyard. Garage. No smokers. $1,050/month, year lease. 776-4976 or 649-0013. WEST ASHEVILLE 3BR, 1.5BA, great kitchen, fireplace, hardwood floors. Back yard with screened patio. Carport. Walk to park and pool. No smoking. $885/month. 347-204-1354. WEST ASHEVILLE 3BR, 2BA, heat pump, $850/month. Call 828-253-0758. Carver Realty WEST, 2BR, 1BA, $550/month. Call (828) 2530758. Carver Realty

Vacation Rentals BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 277-1492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

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ASHEVILLERENTALS.COM Executive style short term rental apartments. Downtown Asheville location. â&#x20AC;˘ Available Now: (828) 254-6270. ashevillerentals@ gmail.com

Wanted to Rent Mature Man â&#x20AC;˘ May 15th move in. Straight, vegetarian, yogi, in search of furnished room with kitchen, private bath, washer/dryer. Downtown or walking distance. Pete emagginn@gmail.com

Roommates $395 + deposit & shared utilities. Black Mtn. Must be clean, family friendly, and responsible. Large house, great views, big yard. Tanya 828-664-0892 $395 + DEPOSIT â&#x20AC;˘ Shared utilities. Black Mountain. Must be clean, family friendly, and responsible. Large house, great views, big yard. Tanya 828-664-0892. $425 Sunny Room West Asheville â&#x20AC;˘ Looking for responsible female roommate interested in healing arts to share house. No smokers. 236-2366 . 2 Miles from Downtown $425 â&#x20AC;˘ Off Riverside Drive/Broadway. Well kept clean fully remodeled and furnished home. Relaxed quiet atmosphere. Includes water and internet. 786-389-8423. 20 min from downtown Fully furnished 3/2 w/full basement and carport Washer/dryer, fruits, gardens, chickens, and pasture $500 + 1/2 util Cooper 434-284-3056 Attention Golden Girls: Professional, quiet, kind Golden Girl looking for same to share Asheville rental. Mary, (828) 337-5580. Clean house near Marion/I40. Well water, full access, 1 child ok. $75/week maximum. Will negotiate. Chuck: (904) 210-4156.

HISTORIC DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Escape to downtown Asheville! Walk to restaurants, bars, shops, museums. $175/night. See www.vrbo.com/230487.

Holistic Home â&#x20AC;˘ Share a house with one holistic practitioner and one yoga practitioner. Healthy lifestyle and space. Please No drugs, alcohol, or smoking. 828-216-6542.

NANTAHALA VACATION â&#x20AC;˘ Pet friendly house near Nantahala Gorge. Less than 1 mile from Tsali Recreation Area! http://www.homeaway.com/v acation-rental/p232508

House Share â&#x20AC;˘ Peaceful, spacious home in a quiet residential area near town. Ideal for writer, student or professional. Cozy bedroom, furnished. $400. 828-251-2118.

House Share in Saluda. $350 month includes internet, water, local phone & trash. Electric to be split. 3 bedroom home shared w/ female and dog. No other pets please. 828-749-8019. Housemate Needed Great location just off Merrimon Ave.! Available June 1. I have a room in a 2BR/1BA duplex for rent. The house has hardwood floors, w/d, wifi, spacious rooms, front porch, large backyard and a shared basement space with plenty of storage. Rent is $395 and includes water, heat and wifi. Electricity separate. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a 30 year old professional looking for someone who is quiet, neat, responsible and gay friendly. No smoking inside. If you are interested please send me some information about yourself. carrielare@gmail.com Huge, sunny master bedroom/office and bath. Share house with professional female. Wireless, WD, huge deck, gardens. $500/month. 658-8523 I need a room! Quiet, good humored, spiritual person seeks room in home with similar people. Robert: 2301241. Mature, fun female to share home near Biltmore Village. $450 plus 1/2 utilities. Big backyard, private deck, game room and art studio. Pet considered. 279-1272 New Home, bedrooms, bathrooms, 4 Miles To Downtown, Busline, W&D, Wifi,Cable,Storage,Beautiful! Email Laurencox9@Aol.Com Or Call 301-752-4607 Available ASAP! Opportunity for Mature Person. Upstairs BR and private BA for $450/month in a cool stone house on a West Asheville farm. Sorry, no pets. 727-403-1703. RENTMATES.COM â&#x20AC;˘ Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of a mouse! Visit http://www.rentmates.com. (AAN CAN) Roommate Wanted For large, 1600 sq. ft. apartment, 2 BR, 2BA, washer and dryer, lots of storage, garden space, cat friendly. $400/month includes utilities. 828-337-6392. Roommate â&#x20AC;˘ Young couple of 4 yrs needs someone to join our 3 BR house in Swannanoa. Rent is $325 everything included. No pets. Chill house!! LPatrick2462@yahoo.com Saluda, NC, house share. $350/month, includes internet, water, local phone, trash. Electric shared. 3BR home shared w/female and dog. No other pets please. Call for info (828) 749-8019. Seeking Female Mature, conscious to share Barnardsville home. Lovely country setting, quiet/peaceful. Must love cats. $400/month. Deposit. Sam, 828-775-2327 or 626-3567.

Share Classic Grove Park Home â&#x20AC;˘ Share beautiful Grove Park home near the Inn. Large, bright MBR with private bath. Prefer mature veggie non-smoker. Dog possible, no cats. Call 828232-4374. Share Large Home â&#x20AC;˘ In country setting, mountain views on 4 acres just outside Asheville. Quiet, private bedroom. Cable, voicemail, W/D, utilities included. $430/month. 779-7958. WANTED FEMALE ROOMMATE Candler Exit. $350/month. Must love animals. No smoking. (828) 633-1291 West Asheville- Great neighborhood, close to 240 and Haywood Rd, w/d, storage, wireless internet, large yard, basement, garden, patio. Call Ryan607-227-4436

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EXPERIENCED RAFT GUIDES for the Pigeon River in Hartford, TN— approximately 45 minutes from Asheville. Call 423-487-2085 for details. raftoutdooradventures.com GIVENS ESTATES Employment application for future positions. Jobline: 828-771-2230. HR Office: 1st Floor, Asbury Commons Building, 2360 Sweeten Creek Road, South Asheville. www.givensestates.us NATIONAL ORGANIZATION NOW HIRING • Government contractor. Avg. starting pay $20-$25/hr. $60K/yr. Incl. federal benefits, OT, paid training, vacations, retirement. No exp. necessary. 1-888-334-5038. (AAN CAN) P/T, F/T POSITIONS AS MOVIE EXTRAS • Register for a 90-day guarantee. Make up to $300/day. Call our agents 24/7 at 1-800605-5901. (AAN CAN) WHITEWATER RAFTING COMPANY Raft guide training and employment on the French Broad and Nolichucky Rivers. Also seeking experienced guides, store staff, bus drivers. 1866-USA-Raft. .mtnadventureguides.com WOMEN Earn $18k-$30k for 6 egg donations with the largest, most experienced Agency in US. Call: 800-4447119 or to apply online visit: www.theworldeggbank.com (AAN CAN) WORK FROM HOME • Earn $500-$5000/month without quitting your current job! Flexible Hours - Be Your Own Boss www.mymoneyoffice.com/sh aron 413-374-7977.

Employment Opportunities • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com

Skilled Labor/ Trades AUTOMOTIVE TECHNICIAN • Needed for busy, privately owned shop. ASE and State Inspection Certification preferred. Call 828-683-4835 or fax resume to 828-683-4834. ELECTRICIANS ALL LEVELS Top salary. • Many locations available. Call today! (828) 252-2200.

ENERGY SERVICES TECHNICIAN Community Action Opportunities, a nonprofit agency in Asheville, is recruiting for an energetic Energy Services Technician to work with our Weatherization Program to provide services for home improvements that result in safer, healthier and more energy efficient homes. • Successful Interns will possess some of the following: • Some college with courses in basic industrial work or environmental science preferred, or work experience, preferably in heating and cooling, or other trade such as (plumber, electrician, HVAC Specialist) or related occupation. • Energy Efficiency Certificate Preferred; High school graduate or GED minimum education; basic computer and keyboarding skills; Working knowledge of the principles and techniques of installation and repair of windows, doors, floors, ceilings, roofs, and other building structures; Ability to apply quality control standards; Must possess a valid North Carolina driver’s license; and Must pass drug and background checks. • Send resume w/cover and references w/contact info to: HR Manager, 25 Gaston Street, Asheville, NC 28801. Open until filled. EOE and DFWP. LANDSCAPE TECHNICIAN Asheville, NC- B.B. Barns Retail Garden Center has set the pace in Western NC for 17 years for high end, unusual plant material and outstanding customer service. B.B. Barns Landscape Company is now offering that same outstanding customer service through design, building and installation of residential landscapes. The landscape company is currently seeking a full-time, year-round Landscape Technician with two years minimum experience in planting, hardscape, equipment operation, irrigation and lighting. A strong work ethic, desire to learn, the ability to reflect and maintain a positive attitude under stressful situations is a must. Valid NC driver license required. Hourly pay scale is based on experience. Applications are available at the B.B. Barns Landscape office at 3653 Sweeten Creek Road, Arden, NC. Call for directions: 828-551-7336.

Administrative/ Office ADMINISTRATOR • PARTTIME Bankers Life and Casualty Company. Part-time position opening to support busy insurance sales office! Challenging position offers a variety of tasks and responsibilities. Ideal candidate must be dependable, organized, have excellent communication skills and general computer skills. Contact Eric Dade at 1-800-210-6117 ext. 1030 to apply! EOC M/F/H/D RA 06-028

Salon/ Spa HAIRSTYLIST • Immediate opening for stylist with clientele. Appearances Salon and Spa, “where it’s all about you”. Come join us at this wonderful salon. 828-645-8585.

Sales/ Marketing 50% COMMISSION* • MEDIA SALES AshevilleMagazine.com and the popular radio show, VIRATO LIVE! Saturday, 10am-1pm, 880 AM. Keywords: Organic, Holistic, Green, Healing, Metaphysics, New Age, Cultural Creative. (*possible, partnership). 254-6620. INDEPENDENT SALES REPRESENTATIVE Position available ASAP for established Home Improvement Company. Please email your resume’ and references to: wncsvcs@gmail.com

Restaurant/ Food “150 CALLS! At some point, I was hoping they’d stop! The best vehicle for finding quality employees, and advertising your business.” Russell, The Skyclub. Your business can benefit with low cost, efficient advertising. Call 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Marketplace Classifieds. BARISTA • EXPERIENCED Busy downtown location. Call 258-3999. World Coffee Cafe BED AND BREAKFAST COOKfor upscale property serving gourmet cuisine. Responsible, sober, prompt, well-organized individual with good personal hygiene accustomed to preparing timed entrees and visually attractive plates. Baking skills desired. Weekends, holidays required. Usually 5 mornings per week (occupancy related); approximately 15-20. 828-253-0102. HOST/ESS Now hiring. Apply in person: 2 Hendersonville Road, Biltmore Station, Asheville. 252-7885. Ichiban Japanese Steak House

MOUNTAIN X JAMS! As a growing business that relies on the face put forward by our employees, Mountain Xpress Classifieds is where we turn to find them. The volume of high-quality applicants replying to our ads can be hard to choose from, and it is always worth our investment. Thanks Mountain X! Rebecca and Charlie, owners, Tomato Jam Cafe.

Human Services AmeriCorps Project Insulate & Project Conserve Seeks dedicated individuals to fill 37 full-time positions serving critical energy and conservation needs in western North Carolina. Details at http://carolinamountain.org/? do=news/action

RETAIL AND BAKERY HELP WANTED Part-time. Experience a p us. (828) 273-9636, Woodfin. World’s Best Carrot Cake

Hotel/ Hospitality 10-25 HOURS/WEEK • HOUSEKEEPER A large B&B in Montford is looking for a mature, clean, energetic person to join our cleaning staff. Weekend hours are a requirement. Experience preferred, but will train the right person. Verifiable references required. Income based on experience and displayed ability. Confidential inquiries call 251-0789. ASSISTANT INNKEEPER Busy downtown B&B. Weekend position with possible 1 to 2 days during the week. Must have respectable appearance. Meticulously detailedoriented person for housekeeping, breakfast service and guest relations. Willing to train right person. Call 828-989-6618. Chestnut Street Inn HOUSEKEEPERS Professional, reliable and responsible needed full time for upscale bed and breakfast. Must be flexible and able to work weekends. Background check required. Call 828-254-3878 for interview.

Medical/ Health Care DIETARY AIDE Full-time Experience in Food service in a skilled nursing facility preferred. We offer: • Competitive wage scale • Excellent benefits • Paid time off • Holiday pay • 401(k) with company match. Asheville Healthcare Center. Call or email resume to: Tim Sparks, 298-2214. tsparks@mfa.net MADISON MANOR HIRING NURSES! Apply at: 345 Manor Road, Mars Hill, NC. Or call (828) 689-5200. EOE.

BILINGUAL QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS Families Together Inc. seeking bilingual Qualified Professionals to work with at risk youth and their families in the home/community setting. Qualified candidates must have a four year degree and 2-4 years of experience working in the Mental health system. Flexible schedule, team culture, benefits. Email resume to sstevenson@ familiestogether.net CRISIS INTERVENTION COUNSELOR Part-time. To work at the AHOPE/Room In The Inn programs (homeless programs of Homeward Bound of Asheville). Split shift hours are 6:45am to 12:15pm and 4pm to 6pm, Saturday and Sunday. Job duties include assisting clients with needs, responding to crisis situations, daily cleaning, and daily record keeping. Ability to input data into client database is required. Please email resumes, cover letter, and 3 references to hhajobs@yahoo.com Questions: Call Gary Kovach at (828) 252-8883.

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF ASHEVILLE is seeking QMHPs to provide enhanced services for child and adult consumers. Applicants must have at least 2 years post-degree experience with the MH population. Email csimpson@fpscorp.com

Psychiatrist Assertive Community Treatment Team. Please contact Joe Ferrara, (828) 507-1787. Haywood County ACTT (Assertive Community Treatment Team) Coordinator: Master’s degree and supervisory experience required. Please contact Kim Franklin, (828) 226-8339. Jackson, Macon, Swain County: Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP) Child and Family Services. Must have a Bachelors degree in a human services field and two years postgraduation experience, or a Masters degree. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. Team Leader and Clinician: Recovery Education Center (Macon). Master’s degree required; Must be license-eligible; Supervisory experience preferred for Team Leader. Please contact Kim Franklin, (828) 226-8339. Therapist: Child and Family Services (Swain). Masters degree required. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. Cherokee, Clay, Graham County: Therapist: Child and Family Services. Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. Adult Services Coordinator Must have Masters degree, be licensed or license-eligible and have supervisory experience. Please contact Kim Franklin, (828) 2268339. • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org LPC/LCSW/LCAS/CSAC Office space and clients available. Also Bilingual (Spanish) Counselor with NC Addiction credential CSAC/LCAS. Call Bruce: 777-3755.

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Licensed Clinical Professional RHA Behavioral Health Services seeks a Licensed Clinical Professional (LCSW, LPC, LMFT, LPA or LP) to serve as the Jail Diversion Coordinator. The Jail Diversion Coordinator will oversee the implementation of the Jericho Model diversion program at the Buncombe County Detention Facility.

Primary duties will include: supervision of all RHA staff providing services within the jail; facilitation of meetings of the Jail Coordination Committee; representation of RHA at various community and stakeholder meetings and conducting mental health assessments of identified inmates.

Successful candidates will have: experience in forensic assessments, demonstrated skills in collaboration and relationship-building and comprehensive knowledge about community resources to support individuals with mental illness.

Please submit resume and cover letter to: Sandy Feutz at sfeutz@rhanet.org or fax to 828-253-5028

Plasma Biological Services (828) 252-9967 interstatebloodbank.com

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PART-TIME JOB for fun, athletic, compassionate guy to work in home and community with a very bright, 10-year-old boy with aspergers. Child loves soccer, outdoors, computers, D&D, etc. Training provided. $10-$14/hour, DOE. Email resume to: cemay1@charter.net QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL For CAP/MR/DD agency. Must have 4 year degree and experience with DD population. Provide supervision in the Asheville/Hendersonville area. Excellent full-time position, salary with benefits. Work from home. Fax resume to QP Director, (910) 425-5178.

THERAPIST Four Circles Recovery Center, a wilderness therapy facility working with young adults with substance abuse (ages 18-28) is looking for a licensed therapist to work with clients and their families through the recovery process. Provides individual, group and family therapy, participates in treatment and after-care planning. Requirements: MA or MS in counseling, psychology or social work. LCAS or CCS required, additional licensure as an LPC or LCSW preferred. Must have direct clinical and case management experience. Please email cover letter and resume to jobs@fourcirclesrecovery.co m, subject: therapist

HUMAN RESOURCES CONSULTANT Optical Cable Corporation offers excellent opportunities for development and growth. Become a member of this successful team and enjoy an exciting, diverse work environment and excellent employee benefits. The role of the Human Resources Consultant is to support our business initiatives by providing strategic, consultative, Human Resources support to business units and facilities. Develops and coordinates processes for Human Resources. Facilitates an organization wide approach to service delivery. Instills OCC’s vision and values throughout the organization. Serves as a culture and change management champion. This position will be located at our SMP Data Communication’s Asheville, NC facility. Frequent overnight travel to Plano, TX and Roanoke, VA. Responsibilities include: • Consulting: Leads human resources consulting processes for management and employees. Anticipates service area needs and uses the consulting process to develop collaborative solutions. • Culture/Change Agent: Serves as a culture and change management champion, instilling OCC’s vision, values and business objectives throughout the organization. • Business Management: Generates alliances with internal and external partners that enable the human resource function to supply appropriate products and services to its customers. • Product/Service Development: Produces products, services and develops educational resources that are tailored to customers needs. Leads and actively participates on project teams, providing leadership and HR expertise. • Employee Relations: Acts as an employee advocate while balancing company/business needs. Serves as a problem solver, coach, and mediator as appropriate or requested. • HR Expertise: Applies human resources theory, research and practice. Utilizes knowledge of the local, state and federal laws, regulating policies and procedures and internal policies and procedures. · Leads the work of support staff to achieve HR goals and outcomes in support of OCC’s goals. This position requires a Bachelor’s degree in Human Resources, Business Administration or related field and seven years of experience demonstrating increased or diversified responsibility in human resources, business and leadership/management roles. Master’s degree preferred. PHR or SPHR Certification preferred. Advanced interpersonal and written communication, project management, consultative, analytical thinking, leadership, team building and employee development skills. Excellent computer skills required with experience using software packages such as Microsoft Word and Excel. OCC offers a very generous benefits package that includes medical coverage options and dental coverage; a 401(k) plan, life insurance, disability insurance, as well as generous paid time off and holiday schedules. Please visit our website at www.occfiber.com To apply for this position, please forward a cover letter and resume to: E-mail: occjobs@occfiber.com Fax: 540-563-9829 EEO/AA

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QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS Families Together Inc. seeking Qualified Professionals to work in our Day Treatment facility. This is a school based setting, no on call responsibilities, team culture, and benefits. Prefer experience working with urban youth. Email resume to sstevenson@ familiestogether.net

QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS Families Together Inc. seeking Qualified Professionals to work with at risk youth and their families dealing with mental health issues. Qualified candidate should have a four year degree and at least 2-4 years experience. Unique culture, benefits and flexible schedule. Email resume to sstevenson@ familiestogether.net

Professional/ Management ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR • Brian Center Health & Rehabilitation – Spruce Pine has an immediate need for an ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR. Minimum requirements include 4 yr degree; 5 yrs exp. in healthcare sales/marketing/insurance with basic understanding of sales & mktg process; and 1 yr management exp. Some travel required (day trips to local healthcare facilities). Previous healthcare/medical exp. a plus. We offer a competitive salary, outstanding benefits, a stable & loyal nursing team and opportunity for professional growth. Apply in person at 218 Laurel Creek Court, Spruce Pine, NC 28777. Or call Keysha King at 866-2999585, fax: 678-443-6858; email:KLKing@savasc.com. Visit www.savajobs.com/mxp. SavaSeniorCare affiliated entities are Equal Opportunity Employers. THE MEDIATION CENTER is seeking a half-time case manager for LifeSkills, our parent/teen conflict resolution and communication skills program, a half-time case manager for the Family Visitation Program, and a full time coordinator for the Youth Mediation Program. Please see www.mediatebuncombe.org/ openings for full job descriptions and application information. Positions are immediately available.

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WEATHERIZATION SERVICES PROGRAM MANAGER A progressive and dynamic non-profit agency that serves Madison, Buncombe, Henderson and Transylvania Counties seeks a skilled manager to provide day-to-day leadership to its Weatherization Team. The successful candidate must be able to: Assist the Department Director with budgeting, planning and overall operation of Weatherization Services. Plan and manage a production schedule that ensures quality and productivity of the weatherization work performed. Produce and maintain accurate and timely reports in a numerous formats that support daily operations and program management. Plan and coordinate outreach and recruitment activities with Economic Development Team. Review Work Orders to assure compliance with weatherization standards. Complete final onsite audit to ensure work was completed consistent with work orders and weatherization installation standards. Establish and maintain effective working relationships with agency managers, line staff, weatherization contractors, community partners and the general public. Utilize and understand the role of technology in completing Weatherization work and documenting the weatherization process. Comply with State and Federal regulations and procedures. • Minimum qualifications: • Four Year Degree with concentration in Environmental Sciences and considerable knowledge of building sciences • Proficiency with Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point • 4 or more years in a supervisor or manager role. • 4 years of work experience in home construction/maintenance with a concentration in energy efficiency preferred • Excellent organizational, interpersonal communication, analytical and problem-solving skills, strong written and oral communication skills. • Possess a valid NC driver’s license. • Preferred qualifications: All of the above, plus general knowledge of the use of databases in collecting and analyzing work; bilingual in Spanish. • Annual Salary: $38,000-$42,000, DOQ. Send resume w/cover and references w/contact information to: HR Manager, 25 Gaston Street, Asheville, NC 28801. Open until filled. EOE and DFWP INSURANCE MANAGEMENT Bankers Life and Casualty Company, one of the largest and most respected companies in the insurance industry is currently seeking individuals interested in entry-level insurance sales positions. Ambition, intelligence, integrity and a strong work ethic will lead qualified individuals into management positions within three months to one year. Our associate managers earn $60,000 to $100,000 per year with top performing managers earning $200,000+. For additional information visit www.bankerslife.com, or please call Rikki Metcalf at (704) 940-1360 to arrange an interview.

Computer/ Technical PROGRAMMER/SOFTWARE DEVELOPER For custom software project. Must have experience in and knowledge of C#.net, ASP.net, and SQL database. Contact Aida724@gmail.com SYSTEMS ENGINEERS • Our extraordinary serviceoriented team is seeking experienced (minimum 5 years in an outsourced IT environment) professionals who are passionate about technology. Our Engineers get to know and work with their clients to understand the client’s unique needs, determine effective approaches, and apply their skills to the most efficient & effective solutions. MCSE a must; CCNA / CCNE strongly preferred. Apply at jobs@onewhoserves.com or fax resume to (828) 251-1108.

Teaching/ Education EARLY CHILDHOOD RESEARCH ASSISTANT The Orelena Hawks Puckett Institute is hiring a full-time Early Childhood Research Assistant to assist in research projects related to young children’s learning and development. The successful applicant will assist in the conduct of research syntheses, the collection of data, data entry, and related duties. The position requires a bachelor’s degree in early childhood, psychology, sociology or a related field and two years of relevant experience. A master’s degree and relevant experience is preferred. Send a vita or resume, letter of interest describing one’s qualifications, and a salary history to Tracy Masiello, Ph.D., Orelena Hawks Puckett Institute, 8 Elk Mountain Road, Asheville, NC 28804 or by email to jobs@puckett.org. The position includes a liberal fringe benefits package, including paid health insurance and retirement. EMOTIONAL GROWTH COUNSELOR Counselor needed for emotional growth boarding school for middle school age girls. Responsibilities include individual and group guidance, coordinate treatment plans, communicate progress weekly with parents, and teamwork. M.A preferred or bachelor with extensive experience. Pay commensurate with education and experience. Full-time position with benefits. Contact Rebecca Jefferies at 828-697-5029 or fax resume to 828-398-4503. YWCA DAYCARE to hire a part-time floater that has NC credentials and early childhood classes. Flexible in schedule from 8a.m.-6p.m., Monday-Friday. First aid and CPR training a must. Start as soon as possible. Apply at front desk, YWCA of Asheville, 185 South French Broad Avenue, Asheville, 28801.

Jobs Wanted ATTENTION ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPALS!!!!!! Musical Theatre? Directed! • Family Science Night? Coordinated! • Helicopter Parents? Handled! NBCT Seeks 2nd or 3rd Grade Position for 2009 School Year * National Board Certified, Early Childhood Generalist, 2005 * 5 Years Math/Science/Aerospace Magnet * 10 Years Visual and Performing Arts Magnet * Fund Raising/Grant Writing * Excellent classroom management skills! * Teacher of the Year 2003, San Pedro Peninsula Chamber of Commerce. For complete resume packet, please contact Valerie at vamarott@bellsouth.net EXPERIENCED TILE MAN 20 years experience looking for full-time employment with company. Have own tools. Bruce, 298-6506.

Career Training EARN $75 - $200/HOUR • Media Makeup Artist Training. Ad, TV, Film, Fashion. One week class. Stable job in weak economy. Details at http://www.AwardMakeUpSc hool.com 310-364-0665. (AAN CAN).

Employment Services

BIZ OP • Want to purchase minerals and other oil/gas interest. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201 BRIDGE THE GAP! Create continuous cash flow to your door. Simple, proven system for financial freedom, from home, part time. 503-3897682, 24/7. GREEN TECHNOLOGY COMPANY Expanding grass roots effort seeking dedicated people to work from home. Part-time, fulltime. 1-888-458-1670. mybioprohealth@ gmail.com

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Auditions

POST OFFICE NOW HIRING! Avg. Pay $21/hour or $54K annually Including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1866-945-0295 UNDERCOVER SHOPPERS Get paid to shop. Retail and dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality and customer service. Earn up to $100/day. Please call 1-800-720-0576.

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Health & Fitness ONLINE PHARMACY • Buy Soma, Ultram, Fioricet, Prozac, Buspar $71.99/90 $107/180 Quantities, PRICE INCLUDES PRESCRIPTION! Over 200 meds. $25 Coupon Mention Offer: #71A31. 1888-661-4957. tripharmacy.net (AAN CAN) ROLFING INTEGRATIVE THERAPY • Feel better Look better. Advanced Certified Rolfer offering new techniques combined with Visceral and Cranial Therapies. 828-545 8505. www.allenfrost.com SUFFERING WITH ANXIETY OR DEPRESSION? Think no one understands? Lucinda Bassett does. Get her free tape that will stop the suffering without drugs or alcohol. Call 800-652-9619. (AAN CAN)

Bodywork **ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MASSAGE! ** So deep and smooth, or very gentle and easy. Caring, intuitive, professional therapist. $35/hour Asheville special! Visa/MC. Mobile service available. Brett Rodgers LMBT #7557, www.vitalitymassage.net (828) 505-4890

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POST OFFICE NOW HIRING! Average pay $21/hour or $54K annually including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT 1866-945-0347 (AAN CAN)

Mind, Body, Spirit

AMERICAN REMAINS (Short Film) shooting in Asheville early June. GO TO: www.americanremainsmovie.tk Email for questions/inquiries: AmericanRemains@ gmail.com MOVIE EXTRAS NEEDED! All looks and ages wanted. No experience necessary. Feature films, television, commercials, and prints. $150 - $300/day. Call Now! 1-800-340-8404 x 2001 (AAN CAN)

Classes & Workshops LEARN TO MAKE JEWELRY, do Lapidary, do Enameling, and more! Jewelry Gallery opening May 15! Silver repairs, 30 Years+ experience. Friday through Sunday, 11a.m. until 5p.m. Earthspeak Arts, 375 Depot Street, Asheville. wechurlik@earthlink.net 828-678-9038, www.earthspeakarts.com

#1 AFFORDABLE MASSAGE CENTER Best rates in town! $29/hour. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology • Classes. Call now for your appointment: (828) 4501049. 1224 Hendersonville Road. Asheville, NC. thecosmicgroove.com A GREAT, PERSONALIZED MASSAGE Relaxing and therapeutic. Introductory price: $35. Asheville. Free parking. Credit cards accepted. Patty, LMT#7113. Call 828-275-5497, stressbustersmassage@ya hoo.com BEST MASSAGE IN ASHEVILLE Deep tissue, sports massage, Swedish, esalen. Available in/out. Jim Haggerty, LMBT# 7659. Call (828) 545-9700. www.jhmassage.com MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic massage, $45/hour. Manual lymph drainage, $65/hour. Lymphedema treatment, $45-$65/hour. 15+ years experience. 828-299-4105. NC License #146. www.uhealth.net SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town—or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor, private hot tub; melt in our sauna; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists. 299-0999. www.shojiretreat.com

STAY RELAXED. Massage therapy at your home/office. 1/2 or 1-hour appointments. Call Sarah Whiteside, LMBT#4741, (828) 279-1050. sarahsgolf@charter.net TOTALLY AWESOME THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE • Powerful pain relief. Excellent problem solving, stress management and relaxation. Intuitive, knowledgeable, versatile. 23 years experience. LMBT2082. 779-4924.

Spiritual 2009? BUSINESS DECISIONS? • ASK NINA Psychic Nina, the Auracle of Asheville: (828) 253-7472 or email asknina@excite.com ANCIENT VOICE WISDOM COUNSELING. Clear, direct, loving Spiritual guidance through Tarot. Over 20 years experience. Come home to your Self. 808-828-0817

Natural Alternatives FREE ACUPUNCTURE at Asheville Community Acupuncture. Open House, Saturday, May 16, 10a.m.2p.m., 378 Haywood Road, West Asheville, 828-777-8804, communityacupuncture.com

Musicians’ Xchange

Musical Services ALL STRINGS • ALL AGES • ALL STYLES Neal Crowley, Stringed Instrument Teacher: Classical and Traditional music • Patient • Fun! • Group lessons available. • Jam with other students. • Reasonable rates. • Music for events and private parties. (828) 242-5115. crowleymusic@yahoo.com AMR STUDIO Audio mastering, mixing and recording. Musical, literary and instructional services. Tunable performance room, on-site video available. (828) 335-9316. ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices. (828) 684-8284 • www.whitewaterrecording. com CREATE YOUR CD, NOW with an experienced producer/arranger and talented multiinstrumentalist, Erik Kohl. Creative, flexible, and affordable. 828-242-5032. MAKE MUSIC! Guitar- PianoDrums- Bass- SingingBanjo- Mandolin lessons created for you/your child’s interest. Experienced, enthusiastic instructor, Erik… 828-242-5032.

Equipment For Sale 1953 Hammond C-2 Organ • Foot pedal, bench, original instruction manuals, and matching tone cabinet. $1500, obo. Murdock 828-458-8697.

Let’s Make a Deal • Beautiful electric acoustic Esteban. Sings like a bird. Not available at any local retail store. $300, obo. 828686-5631. M-F, 8am-7pm. Shells in great condition; skins have some wear; includes hardware; double bass, high hat, 2 crash, 1 ride. Call Brett 225-5880970 or brettmos@msn.com Solid wood cedar top and rosewood back/sides- nice purpling, nice neck, a players guitar-SKB Flight cs and 7 sets strings Paid $950 Sell for $450 242-5324

Musicians’ Bulletin Asheville Reggae Band • Looking for reggae brass and keyboardist for local and regional gigs ASAP. Contact Geoff - (828) 551-1149, myspace.com/bittergemma AUDITIONS Music, comedy, film. aMUSEscene.com looking for original music, dance, comedians, film/story tellers. Ready to move from “what IF” to “what IS”? martini4all.com Busy working rock band seeking exp/drummer. We play 70% originals & 30% covers. Contact via e-mail dstuart1@hotmail.com Dead Light Pulse seeks drummer. Check out www.myspace.com/deadlight pulse . Call 450-0640 Drummer Seeking Blues Players • I’m a serious hobbyist-level drummer with a desire to play some blues. Old, new, rockin, etc. I PLAY for FUN! wncdrummer@gmail.com Drummer needed for busy rock band. We play 70% originals 30% covers. Heavy rock/Alt country,contact via e-mail dstuart1@hotmail.com Easy-going hard working musician seeking to join established group.Call Jared 828-665-9270(after 6pm)Emil:trulyjared@gmail.c om

Metal Drummer Wanted • Asheville band Ironside is currently auditioning drummers. Interested parties should visit our site at www.myspace.com/ironside wnc and call Joey 828-6919503. Muse Audition Firestorm Cafe’ • Original music, dance, comedy, film, poetry, fashion, culinary. 6-9 pm 5/3/09. aMUSEscene.com. Move from “what if” to “what is” martini4all@gmail.com Need tasty lead Guitar player ASAP. Must be versatile, creative, committed Blues Artist. Call Mel 828-989-9871 Prolific and experienced MC/Artist seeks to assemble a full live hip hop/music band with platinum ambition. Drummers, guitarists, bassists, keyboardist, horns, second MC and/or singer, to form an original hip hop vibed out band. 21 and over. Potential team players leave message: (828) 777-7528. Bass player needed for working band. bluesy Americana/rock, lots of original material. call Mark at (828)-280-0634

Pet Xchange

Lost Pets A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org CALICO CAT • Missing calico (orange, black, white) since 4/10 from Southridge Townhomes off Airport Rd. Deeply missed. $1,000 cash reward. 506-2334. Kira is about 9 mos old & 17 lbs, white and black with scruffy hair. She was last seen 4/20 around 3pm on Sand Hill Rd. No collar/tags on. 631-704-9817

Experienced Bassist Seeks Work • 20 years experience in all styles of play, in studio and stage. Have own equipment, car. Vocals also. Serious inquiries only. Jake 280-7704.

Lost 04/09. Old longhaired cat Declawed on front.Lost in Reynolds(The Cliffs)Grey/beige/white.Short legs.Reward offered.Likes to nip fingers! 298 9217 Miss Her

Experienced drummer looking for musicians of integrity, prefer jazz, 828877-2413

LOST CAT • Lost 4/09. Old longhaired cat Declawed on front. Lost in Reynolds (The Cliffs). Grey/beige/white. Short legs. Reward offered. Likes to nip fingers! 2989217. Miss Her!

Local jam band Phuncle Sam is looking for a female singer. Please call 545-0503 Local Metal Band Seeks Bassist • Local metal band seeks pro-level bassist. Styles of Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Megadeth. Dave, 458-1127. Serious inquiries only please. Looking for guitarist, cellist, & ‘world’ percussionist. Knowledge of Verdi A432 a plus. Spiritual, big stuff. Send your philosophy: weatherflute@yahoo.com Looking to pay for private beginner adult fiddle lessons. Flexible situation. If interested, please call 865-300-7011

LOST YOUR PET? FOUND A PET? Call Asheville Humane Society, (828) 253-6807, to fill out a missing or found pet report. Visit 72 Lee’s Creek Road, Asheville. www.ashevillehumane.org

Wonderful Black Cat Needs Home • Our rental will not allow us to keep the cat. Completely de-clawed, front and back. Fixed. Great lap cat, very social. 9 years old. 231-4531.

Lost female Shih-Tzu. She is cream/ white in color. PLEASE CALL 828-5051984, 828-458-2382,or 828458-4027 if you find her. We love her and just want her home. SHIH TZU/TERRIER MIX • Kira is about 9 mos old, 17 lbs, white and black with scruffy hair. Last seen 4/20 around 3pm on Sand Hill Rd. No collar/tags. Frank, 631704-9817.

Found Pets Charlotte St/ Von Ruck Terrace area. Call with description. 768-6622 GERMAN SHORTHAIR • Brown speckled buddy found in Annondale area, 04.29.09. No tags. Male. He is ready to come home! 828-776-3168. MALE CHOW • Found near exit 66 off Hwy 40 on 3/27/09. Male intact red Chow. Collar attached, no tags, no microchip. 828-5451275. MALE COCKER SPANIEL • Young. Found at gas station on Smoky Park Hwy. and Sand Hill. Call 545-7632 to describe.

ADOPT BUSTER Buster is a German Shepherd/Lab mix, approximately 15 months old. He is an exuberant, loving dog full of youthful energy and looking for a family to give him loads of attention and playtime. It appears he was set out or dumped and was rescued by a loving, caring family who just wants Buster to be safe and happy. He weighs about 55 lbs and is probably not for a family with small children; children ages 9 and above should do well. When rescued, Buster already knew how to “sit” on command, but he needs a lot of patient, gentle but firm training. He likes to grab anything in sight and has to be watched for his still puppy habit of chewing. His foster mom is working on this. With lots of love, patience and quality time spent with him, Buster will be a wonderful and loyal companion. He learns fast and wants to please. Buster is very much a “people” dog! To adopt Buster or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit animalcompassionnetwork.org

No Collar, found on Blue Ridge Parkway near Hendersonville. Call 252-8610. YELLOW LAB WEST ASHEVILLE • 4/17 pm. Male, approx 7 yrs. Slightly overweight, appears to be neutered, shedding. Southwest-style collar, no tag. Off Johnston Blvd. 828-281-1659.

Pets for Adoption

A LOYAL COMPANION Murray, a Shepherd mix, might be the one for you. Call Brother Wolf Canine Rescue at 808-9435 for more information or visit www.bwcr.org

ADOPT WENDALL Wendall is a Terrier mix who would love to become part of your family. Are you interested in a small canine companion? If so, check out Brother Wolf Canine Rescue! Call us today, 808-9435, for more information. www.bwcr.org BLACK LAB/GREAT DANE MIX • Female, 9 years old. Housebroken. Free to loving home. 828- 290-6247. BROTHER WOLF CANINE RESCUE Save a dog’s life! Adopt from Brother Wolf Canine Rescue. 458-7778. www.bwcr.org

TWO YEAR OLD FEMALE BRINDLE PUG CKC. Needs work on housebreaking. A little timid. $450. 828-6789617 or cemclm@yahoo.com

Pet Services ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away. Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 258-0942 or 215-7232.

FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! Cats, dogs, & other small animals available for adoption at Asheville Humane Society • 72 Lee’s Creek Road • Asheville, NC • (828) 253-6807 www.ashevillehumane.org Kittens avail No Fee adoption. Spay/neuter, rabies vac. Ready late May but pick yours now. Friends2Ferals in A’ville 803-553-7919 or TNRCatCatcher@yahoo.com.

Mid-size, athletic, loving, healthy, spayed female dog needs new home. Welltrained in invisible fence. Loves kids, adults, and most other dogs. 828 231 9497 Playful Cuddly Cat Needs Home Reilly is fun, playful, indoor/outdoor white cat. Male, neutered, 3 years old, great personality! Needs home by June 1. 703-798-3040.

LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE! End cruel and dangerous constant chaining of dogs in NC! Lobby your state reps to reintroduce legislation addressing dog chaining. For information, contacts and downloads, visit www.crittersong.org

Vehicles For Sale

Autos 1966 Ford Dump Truck. Dump bed in working condition. Engine needs work but runs. $600 BOB Call anytime 828-258-3008.

1978 BMW $600 BOB. Must Sell! Call anytime 828-258-3008. 1980 CHEVY CAPRICE CLASSIC • Only 47K miles! 305 V8, 4-door, sky blue, runs and looks great, clean title, garaged 28 years, $2800. Daniel 828-778-7270.

2001 MIATA LS • White wIth tan leather, 5 peed, 54K. Original owner, great condition, pampered seasonally driven car, garage kept, extras. $9000.Fairview area 407-256-8895. 2004 VOLVO C70 CONVERTIBLE • Silver with black top, gray leather interior, HT model, 56K, automatic, fully loaded, always garaged. Excellent condition. $16,500. 828-3292724. RARE 2005 CHRYSLER SRT6 COUPE • Only 2016 built. Loaded and fast. 375hp Hand built AMG engine, lowered, $900 of new rubber. Factory warranty until 2013. 26K miles. $22900. 828-277-2500.

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Guinness Male Terrier, Pit Bull/Mix 4 months Animal ID# 7498803

Sweet Dog • 8 month old Australian Shepherd mix, microchipped, neutered, shots. in/outside. good with animals and kids. Very smart. Free to good home. 828-216-8466.

Mama Squeaks Female Domestic Shorthair/Mix 2 years, 2 months Animal ID# 7334228

TERRIER SEEKS NEW DIGS • 1 yr. old male terrier mix. 25 lbs. housebroken and crate trained. Be able to provide indoor home and outside area to play. larrycjones_76@yahoo.com for info.

June Female/Spayed Shepherd/Mix 4 months Animal ID# 7501864

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MEDIA SERVICES

1969 PORSCHE 911T. Good condition, runs well. Signal yellow. 116,263 total miles. Original engine, never rebuilt. Many updates. $11,000. Call Erik at 828-778-1976.

1995 MERCEDES DIESEL 300D • White, AT w/189K. Excellent shape. Power everything, sunroof,custom stereo w/AUX input 4 ipod. No oil leaks, smooth ride. Sean, 828-221-1163.

FAY THE LOVING PIT MIX • Free to a good home: Very loving pit mix. 3.5 years. Loves to play with other dogs or lie around the house all day. Microchip and shots. Call Dan 828-713-6957.

Lab Mixes • Lab/hound mix and lab mix free to good home. Both 1 1/2 years old and house trained. Sweet dogs with great temperament. Need room to play. 828-337-2052.

ADOPT MARTIE! Martie is a 2 year old mix of Husky and we are not sure what else. She is a very sweet girl who dearly loves her humans and just wants to please. She will do best in a one-dog household, as she gets bored with canine buddies after awhile and then does not want to play. She bonds very quickly and always wants your love and attention. She is a fast learner and should be easy to train.... Due to her size, she would not do well in household with small children (would just run right over them!). Martie loves playing fetch and riding in the car. She loves anything outdoorsy! To adopt Martie or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit animalcompassionnetwork.org

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• MAY 13 - MAY 19, 2009

Sales

Yard Sales Biltmore Park communitywide yard sale Sat, May 16, 8am-noon. Participants will have balloons tied to their mailboxes. Limited info: bod@bphomeowners.org

Adult Services

A MAN’S DESIRE • Spring and Sunday specials! Open Sundays. Let us relax and de-stress you! Incall/outcall. (Lic#08-00020912). • (828) 989-7353.

Mountain Bike • Haro Extreme X-1 26”inch customized mountain bike w/Psylo Rock Shox on front. $450. 828-692-5301 until 10pm. This eGO is awesome! Bike has been garage kept, properly maintained, and is in like new condition! Will even throw in cable lock and helmet. Call 828-551-1010.

Sporting Goods Silver with black top, gray leather interior, HT model, 56,000 miles, automatic, fully loaded, always garaged, excellent condition. 828-3292724 Hendersonville Volvo S/90 Top of the Line priced $1500 under Kelly blue book at $3500 for quick sale great condition, charcoal leather, silver exterior Call Dan 828-337-3002

Trucks/Vans/SUVs 2007 CHEVY BOX TRUCK • 1300 miles. Never used. Vortec V8, auto, AC. 12 ft box, door to cabin. $19900. 828-277-2500. Toyota bedliner 72 “ long with tailgate cover and cutouts for tiedowns. $15.00 barj1958@yahoo.com

Recreational Vehicles 44’x8’ with 2 man. tip outs. One 8’x2’ closet in MB., the other is 12’x4’ in kitch/din. Oak cab.,A/C, 2-Ceil.fans & more. Call Steve 828-7795034 ask $ 18,500.

Automotive Services

Computers

WE’LL FIX IT AUTOMOTIVE • Honda and Acura repair. Half price repair and service. ASE and factory certified. Located in the Weaverville area. Please call 828-2756063 for appointment.

For Sale

Appliances Domsjo double bowl porcelain sink. Didn’t end up needing it. Perfect condition. $325. (828) 808-5450. Full-size sofa and matching chair. Orange in color with yellow/olive print. $250.00 Picture available by request. barj1958@yahoo.com Kelvinator - white in color freezer on top - still in use cools great! $95.00 barj1958@yahoo.com Whirlpool Washer/Dryer • Good condition. Work well. Take both for $100. 828298-0055 call after 5pm.

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GET A NEW COMPUTER • Brand name laptops and desktops. Bad or no credit no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. Call now! 800-816-2232. GET A NEW COMPUTER. Brand Name laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It is yours now! Call 800-8038819 (AAN CAN)

55 inch, eros, medium blue with wheels, very good condition, 02 or 03 model, $45.00, 273-1256 - Terrence Kelty Ridgeline Child Carrier • Sweet carrier w/ frame. Perfect for hiking. Holds up to 45lbs. A steal at $100. Used once! West Asheville 919-673-3037.

Electronics

model-AMG600KBCW”buckaroo”, premium kangaroo/cowhide, black, 2 years old and just broken in, hand made in USA, light and supple, $120.00, 273-1256-terrence

DIRECTTV Satellite TV Special Offer • Save $21/month for one year. Free HD-DVR, plus 3 Free months of HBO/Starz/Showtime! Call Expert Satellite. 1-888-2461956 (credit card required). (AAN CAN)

Snowboard, Boots, Bindings • Nitro Team Series board (Wide, 159 cm), Nitro boots (size 12), and K2 bindings. Only used one season. $400 for all. 225-588-0970 or brettmos@msn.com

Bicycles

Tools & Machinery

Girls 20” Bike • Schwinn. Light metalic blue w/white seat, tires and pedals. Hand and pedal coaster brake. $25. 828-692-5301 until 10pm.

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5’ 13.5’ $625. Single axle, 10” ibeam construction. (828) 808-5450. Free framed camper floor comes with it if you want.

Business Equipment AKG WMS400/PT/420 bodypack system w/two C420 headset mics. Purchased for $800 new, RARELY used! Contact w/best offer. info@mbody.net Behringer Professional 7 Channel DJ Mixer. Perfect condition. $150. info@mbody.net Purchase the terminal for the freedom to choose the processing company (no commitment/less fees). My cost new $600 — contact w/best offer! info@mbody.net

Furniture $600 Couch and Love Seat Set • Faux suede, micro fiber (pet hair-resistant). Brand new for $1,400. Excellent condition, tremendously comfy! Will deliver. Call: 910-540-1770. Ashley Cal King • Ashley brand cal king sized head board and foot board, in excellent cond. Almost new. $400, obo. Brittney, 828-467-5810. Furniture Wardrobe-5 drawer w/mirrored cabinet & hanging area-$350 • Large early American Bookshelf$350 • Oak Rolltop Hoosier Cabinet-$450 713-7057823, Hickory. All for $1000. LARGE SLEEPER COUCH Good condition. Colored flowers on blue, doesn’t match new rug, must sell. Excellent mattress. $275. • Solid dark blue removable cover: $18. Call (828) 254-9154.

MATTRESSES Pillow-top: queen $250, king $350 • Extra firm: queen $175, king $275 • Full: $150 • Twin: $99. New, in plastic. 828-277-2500.

Lawn & Garden Rain Barrels $75 • 55 gallon rain barrels. Spigot and overflow. Screen to filter debris. Lid cut to fit your gutter downspout. Food grade barrels. 828-989-4442.

Firewood Great Wood Packaged into bundles for camping or by the truck load. Call for info, 828 545-7062.

General Merchandise DIRECTTV Satellite TV Special Offer • Save $21/month for one year. Free HD-DVR, plus 3 Free months of HBO/Starz/Showtime! Call Expert Satellite. 1-888-2462215 (credit card required). (AAN CAN) DIRECTTV Satellite TV Special Offer • Save $21/month for one year. Free HD-DVR, plus 3 Free months of HBO/Starz/Showtime! Call Expert Satellite. 1-888-2461956 (credit card required). (AAN CAN) for curras dom, decades restaurant or the corner kitchen. only $8 each. call 608-359-5293 Massage Table by International. Light-weight, adjustable legs, face cradle, carrying bag. $255 firm. Call 828-215-6744.

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY Get a free GE alarm system with no installation fee and no equipment costs. Most homeowners will receive an insurance discount as well. Mention this ad and get 2 free keychain remotes. Promotional code A02087. Call 888-951-5158. (AAN CAN).

A PERSONAL TOUCH

Start your own Avon Business Only $10. Earn up to 50% of sales. Should be motivated and able to work independently. For more info call Cindy Littrell at 2552998.

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Wanted Foldup Massage Table with case. Reasonable. (828) 2156744.

Asheville. Get ready to destress! • Ask about our Spring Special! Call today: 713-9901. A WOMAN’S TOUCH Ask us

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