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letters Put Council in chains? I couldn’t be more disgusted with Council members and their endless so-called concerns about allowing the continued chaining of dogs. I moved here from Atlanta for many reasons, one being the endless amount of suffering by neglected dogs on chains that I was forced to watch in my neighborhood. Some Council members have the gall to say they wouldn’t support the ban, and I have to ask: “How would you feel being on a 15-foot chain for 24 hours a day?” It is cruel and torturous to leave thinking and feeling pack animals alone at the end of a chain to live a life of solitary confinement. As for people being too poor to put up a fence -- if they don’t have the money to put up a fence, then they also don’t have the money to get their dog fixed, give it monthly flea, tick and heartworm medicine, wash it, train it or feed it good food. We’ve chosen these sweet creatures to live with us. Why do we have to watch them suffer because some [jerk] decided on a whim that they wanted a dog, then didn’t want to take the time to train it to be a member of their family? I’ve seen what happens. They shove their dog into a lonely corner of the yard and never speak to it again; then it dies after being attacked by roaming strays it couldn’t escape, or gets impregnated over and over again since there is no fenced yard, or suffers slowly with heartworms. These so-called dog owners
shouldn’t have a dog, period — especially if they can’t afford to properly care for it. Who has the right to subject a sentient life to such torture? Mrs. Bellamy’s line about protecting the greater neighborhood is clichéd garbage; the greater neighborhood needs to be protected from allowing these types of cruelties to continue. The greater neighborhood needs to be protected from the type of people who would subject their own chosen pets to a miserable existence. The answer to this problem is simple: Make it against the law to tether, and then fine people who don’t comply. This alone will bring in the money to pay for more animal-control officers and dissuade improper dog ownership. Too often, “There’s not enough money in the budget to do anything” means not actually having to do anything. Any cop on patrol can also plainly see a violation and write a ticket. If there is a problem large enough to merit the Council’s attention, it seems like an extra revenue stream from merely doing the right thing would be just the “ticket” to repair it. Do the right thing and make this a kind place to live. — Cynthia Etheridge Asheville
People should be trainable The June 3 Molton cartoon dismayed me because it helps to feed a skewed image of animal-rights activists as extremists who would
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yell at a person walking their dog on a leash and [accuse them of being] someone who tortured and killed dogs. Perhaps Molton would like to be chained up. So funny! The chain laws should definitely be changed — not just in Asheville, but in Buncombe County and indeed the state. It is all too prevalent in WNC to see dogs treated as objects — permanently tied for life, often utterly ignored, left in dark areas that see no sun, or in full sun where their only escape is a roasting dog house. Their areas are often not kept clean from feces and resultant parasites. The owners walk by as if the dogs do not exist, while the dogs wag their tails. I see dogs lie like the living dead day after day, or bark incessantly out of boredom or misery. They wear their area into bare dirt that turns into a mud hole when it rains. I have seen dogs tied where most of their area was a steep bank. I’ve also seen a dog with a logging-sized chain attached to its neck, dragging that around while it lives permanently on pavement. Yet, if the animal has a food bowl, water and shelter and 15 feet of chain, this is all perfectly legal! Organizations such as Chain Free Asheville and Dogs Deserve Better are working hard to educate people about this issue. Dogs are intelligent social creatures, not property! Other towns have laws that allow people to chain dogs for only so many hours per day, and that otherwise improve the conditions dogs are kept in. Asheville City Council is looking at this too much as black and white — chained dogs versus dogs running loose. There can be options in place, such as financial aid for fencing, that can be provided from privately if city or county budgets are short. But the bottom line is: If people can’t afford to provide humane conditions and care for their pets, then they should not have them! If they don’t have time to train their pets or give them one-on-one attention daily, then they do not deserve to keep them! Education is the key here. If dogs are trainable, then these people who put dogs on permanent chains can learn, too! If they simply don’t care, then they do not deserve to have animals as pets. — Troy Amastar Alexander
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Outdoor Patio Now Open! JOIN US F O R L I V E M U S I C Friday & Saturday Night starting at 6 pm For other Molton cartoons, check out our Web page at www.mountainx.com/cartoons TOOL. Tickets that sold for $44 are now selling from $80 to over $400. The Orange Peel really wants to be seen as a social network, and I love that concept. But when Asheville finally sees big names, who visit not just for the gig but also for the vibe, we locals can’t get in! This happened two years ago with the Smashing Pumpkins — and they played nine shows! I know the Beastie Boys concert would have sold out in a single day if the only way to buy tickets was to go to the Orange Peel and buy them. The Orange Peel would have to pay employees to work the ticket counter. But in the long run, it would give traveling bands a bigger dose of the Asheville vibe and make the Orange Peel more rooted in the social club it aims to be. — Matt Stivers West Asheville Arts & Entertainment Editor Rebecca Sulock responds: Regarding the frustration many Ashevilleans felt over not getting tickets to the Orange Peel show, the venue did not set the terms for how many tickets would be released at the box office for this show. The Orange Peel did pay employees to work the ticket counter on the day tickets went on sale, but they did not decide how many tickets were to be sold there. This show had strict processes to guard against scalping: Ticket buyers had to be present at willcall with ID, wherein they were ushered directly into the venue.
Taking the community out of radio I’m a longtime volunteer at WPVM and former host of the freeform music show “Tuesday Night with the Lark.” WPVM as we know it no longer exists. Things have been in disarray for almost a whole year now as the volunteers have tried to hold the station together without a station manager. The former station manager resigned in protest over Wally Bowen’s actions. Bowen is the executive director of MAIN and WPVM. At the current time, WPVM is still on the
air; however over 80 percent of the volunteer hosts are now gone, due to conflicts with the executive director. Most of the programming currently airing is computer-generated with no live hosts. Visit wpvm.blogspot.com to learn what brought about the rift between the majority of volunteers and Wally Bowen. I’m not writing to report on the conflicts — rather to reflect on the past five glorious years and to say thanks to the loyal listeners and to the community that supported the station with their volunteer work and financial donations. This was a truly original station, manned by passionate volunteers with diverse interests. You could find local news, world news and interviews with folks active in Asheville issues or entertainment. Personally, I was blown away with the diverse music mix. DJ’s were allowed complete freedom. All that was asked was that we play music underrepresented on other stations and that we support new releases and local music. I’ve discovered so many acts that are now part of my music collection. And I got introduced to tons of WNC-based bands after hearing them perform live at WPVM. I loved the fact that WPVM’s music would often surprise and challenge the listener — this was truly alternative radio. Working with other passionate volunteers in producing truly original radio has been one of the highlights of my life. Thanks to all for the past five years! And hopefully it’s not goodbye — there’s word of a community station being formed. This is good news. A town like Asheville needs and deserves a local, independent community radio station. — Scott Sessoms (aka the Lark) Ex-WPVM volunteer Asheville Editor’s note: Sessoms is an Xpress employee in the advertising department. His views are his own.
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Asheville addictions Everyone in Asheville has a favorite reason for staying here, as well as a favorite addiction. Is it biking at Bent Creek? Sunday mornings at Jubilee? Protesting in Pack Square? Sunday brunch at Sunny Point? Dressing up in costume for a City Council meeting? Izzy’s coffee? Crashing art-gallery openings? Whatever your chosen delight, I urge you (if you need urging) to do it regularly. Life is short. Restaurants don’t last forever, and — even if you don’t believe in global warming — neither do mountains. What if the Diana Wortham closed its doors for good? What if the Orange Peel lost its license? What if Parkside became a reality? Things change. Don’t waste your summer fretting about it. Get out there and enjoy it while it’s just the way you like it. Keep your favorite store going. Keep your favorite bar in business. Keep Asheville an independent paradise. For me, a film buff (and budding filmmaker), the one thing I cannot imagine doing without is the Fine Arts Theatre. Although I regrettably do not see every movie shown there, I go there more often than to all the other cineplexes combined. I’ve never seen a movie there that’s not worth watching. Even the movies I don’t like are worth watching. And the ones I do like? They’re like a Republican sweep to Rush Limbaugh. They’re like a wet dream to Cookie LaRue. They’re like an LSD trip to Carl Mumpower. They’re everything you expect and more. They’re
entertaining. They’re deep. They’re juicy. So I urge you to put the Fine Arts on your radar. Check out the listings and read the reviews. If you love film or just like to see a decent movie from time to time — something other than the explosions that pass for entertainment now showing in every other theater in the county — try something different at the Fine Arts. Maybe you’ll become as addicted to the filmmaker’s art as I am. P.S. — I have no financial interest in the Fine Arts other than a selfish interest to keep it going. — Mark Bloom Asheville
Take five Take five minutes to make a difference. Contact Congressman Heath Shuler at (828) 252-1651 or e-mail him via his Web site (shuler.house.gov) to urge him to support a government-run insurance plan. This does not mean people won’t have a choice, but a public plan will be a safety net for those with preexisting conditions or no health insurance, and an intelligent plan to reduce the cost for those who can’t afford health insurance. The United States is the only industrialized nation that does not guarantee access to health care as a right of citizenship. Discussion and changes are being proposed. Call Heath Shuler now. Make a difference. — Kathy Kyle Hendersonville
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Disillusionment and rediscovery in Asheville by Christopher Webb I moved to Asheville late in 2007, and I stand by my decision. I can’t say it turned out exactly the way I thought it would, but living here has taught me many lessons about myself and about society in general, which is really what I’d hoped for. Admittedly this hasn’t come about in quite the manner I’d expected. I came here searching for authenticity, for something that was missing from my life during the four years I served in the military. Growing up nearby, I’d spent a lot of time in Asheville in my youth, and I recalled the town’s individualistic, expressive nature. I was discharged from the military in September 2007 due to a gunshot wound I received in combat in Afghanistan. My time in the military was difficult, because my desire to think independently was not particularly welcome in the Army. This personality trait was already well defined early
As I immersed myself in the “I’m pursuing the authentic life” crowd, however, my enthusiasm quickly ran its course. Here they were, the very people who, at some point, had made an active decision to live a life of true and uncontaminated authenticity: to go against the grain, rage against the machine, fight the fight. But I soon realized that they were every bit as mindless and conforming as the soldiers who’d once ruthlessly persecuted me. This became evident whenever someone discovered my military heritage. All of my previous lamenting aside, I’m tremendously proud of my service and of the Army I served in. Yet people who’d seemed interested in me as a person and in developing a friendship would promptly turn ice-cold. Suddenly, everything about me that had once seemed intriguing was now irrelevant. Meanwhile, I would be peppered with questions that had definite right — and wrong — answers. “Did you refuse deploy-
up again and head elsewhere, Asheville also started showing me its other side. And as I grappled with my disappointment over my situation and came to terms with the posttraumatic stress disorder that was starting to show its face, people began materializing out of the Asheville landscape and assuming the role of friends — a luxury I haven’t always had. Beneath the crust of well-meaning but chronically misguided Ashevilleans, I found an incredibly tight-knit community of sweet people sharing a common identity, to a degree that’s unusual in a town of this size. Once again, the mountain scenery and the art in the streets began to look beautiful. And though I certainly still have my frustrations, the good side of Asheville has more than compensated for them, and I am very happy to be living here. X Christopher Webb is a student at A-B Tech.
So this was the authentic life — loudly and dramatically rejecting one set of ideals only to blindly adhere to another? in my life — enough so that in high school, I was voted the “most individual” student in our senior class. Don’t get me wrong: I was an outstanding soldier with an impeccable record, but my achievements were generally met with scorn or jealousy. As the organization saw it, my type B personality and love of pragmatism should have doomed me to failure, but I somehow managed to regularly outperform the more straight-laced and mindless people who have always been stereotypically deemed to make superior soldiers. Once my combat wounds rendered me useless to the infantry, however, the military was more than happy to get me out of the way. So with a new lease on life, I packed up and headed to Asheville to pursue a life of liberal open-mindedness. The first few months here felt like paradise. I grew out my hair and beard, and people still find it shocking to discover that I was once in the military. Coming from such a regimented environment, it was easy to see Asheville as a utopia full of open-minded folks who’d settled down here to pursue the authentic life, and I was certain I would thrive here. So, after a brief decompression period, I dusted myself off and once again began pursuing life.
ment, declaring moral objection on the grounds of illegal occupation?” “No” (wrong answer). “Did you participate in combat operations?” “Yes” (wrong answer). And the clincher: “Do you disagree with the war now?” “I don’t agree with every part of it, but I had to do what I was told, and I never did anything personally that I had a moral conflict with. Anyway, Afghanistan is in a terrible mess, and we did a lot of good for the people over there that the media don’t report in this country” (really wrong answer: The liberal media are absolutely unbiased, good and completely factual 100 percent of the time, and the rest are all tools of the devil controlled by a right-wing conspiracy that aims to dominate the world). This conversation played out over and over in various forms, but the result was almost always the same. Without any thought or consideration, people immediately and totally rejected everything I said. So this was the authentic life — loudly and dramatically rejecting one set of ideals only to blindly adhere to another? Once an outcast in the blatantly conformist military society, I was now an outcast in the society of “freethinkers.” Happily, however, the story doesn’t end there. Although I was in a position to pack
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Green Hill Urban Farm reimagines agriculture by Mackensy Lunsford Ducklings quack and mutter, picking through the dirt for slugs and weed seeds. In a thicket of cerulean love-in-a-mist, bumblebees hum a slow bass line against the staccato cries of the chickadees flitting from branch to branch amid the apple trees. Then THWACK! An arrow hits a low bridge spanning a drainage ditch, momentarily silencing the birds and sending splinters flying. The intended target — a groundhog fattened by fresh farm produce — leaps, twists, then flies back to his burrow as fast as his stubby legs can carry him. Somewhere over the hill, tires shriek as an accident is narrowly averted on Patton Avenue. Meanwhile, here at 30 Green Hill Ave., Mike Fortune has very narrowly missed one of the legion of vermin that raid his crops. The people gathered on the porch groan, and somebody cracks another beer.
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Fortune, who majored in rhetoric at UNCChapel Hill, is the 30-year-old farmer/caretaker of Green Hill Urban Farm, a four-acre slice of rolling land improbably spared from development. Looking past the perennial herb gardens, the raspberry canes and the heirloom fruit trees in the orchard, Fortune watches the groundhog disappear into his hole. “Groundhog season, by the way, is 365 days a year — perfectly legal,” he jokes. (Wildlife Enforcement Officer Gerry Locklear of the N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission backs that up, adding, “Any property owner or lessee has the right to defend their property from destruction by wildlife.”) Fortune says he’s done his due diligence, searching the city’s Web site for any indication that what he’s doing is illegal. The conversation then veers toward biodynamics. Had the groundhog met its maker, says Fortune, it would probably have been subjected to what he calls “ashing.” “We’ll take their hide and burn it, and spread the ashes all around the property in the hopes that it deters pests. Same with the cabbage
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Down on the urban farm: Green Hill Urban Farm’s extended family at work and play, with Patton Avenue visible in the background. photos by Jonathan welch
moths: I gather them every year, burn them into an ash, emulsify it in some water and spray it on all the cabbage and broccoli and try to drive all the pests away.” Most animals, it seems, are as repulsed by that idea as most humans would be. “You wouldn’t go digging for food in a human grave. It’s kind of a similar thing,” he continues, laughing. Biodynamic such techniques may be, but Fortune doesn’t rigidly classify himself. “I put biodynamic as a tool in my tackle box and use a lot of permaculture techniques, but it’s not necessarily my method of farming,” he explains. “I look at ourselves as more organic, although we
aren’t certified yet.” Fortune adds that he expects to be certified this year. “How do you peg-hole what we’re doing? It’s not biodynamic, it’s not organic, but both of them play roles in it.” He also emphasizes that he couldn’t begin to manage it all without the help of Assistant Manager Anthony Lambrecht. Clutching a fistful of flowers and herbs, Sophie toddles toward Fortune. Almost 2, she lives down the street with her parents, Stephanie Motley and Russ Ridenhour. They’re part of an extended family of sorts that makes Green Hill Urban Farm their unofficial community center. Handing Fortune her flowers, Sophie heads
toward the pen of baby Cayuga ducks, giggling and cooing “hi” the whole way. “This space is really about a neo-agrarian farmer trying to figure out how to make it work,” Fortune reflects. “This place is more about marketing, green preservation and teaching, providing examples, whereas the farms outside of town are generally much more in the typical role of production. “This is what it’s all about,” he says, nodding toward Sophie, who’s now absorbed in petting the ducks. “Providing a space for the integration. What it’s about is the community aspect, more than anything.”
Instant roots In 2005, property owner Gisele Kovak placed an ad in Mountain Xpress advertising the rental of a “gardener’s delight.” At the time, Fortune was preparing to embark on an educational crosscountry odyssey, immersing himself in the workings of interesting small farms. At the urging of friends, however, Fortune visited the land before heading out and quickly became enthralled. He moved onto the property shortly thereafter, living through two winters in a 1978 Winnebago while planning the farm’s future. When a space opened up, he moved into the main house. When Fortune first arrived, the land was choked with weeds and brambles — so overgrown that Kovak, who recently offered him a 100-year lease for $1, didn’t realize there were raspberries growing on the property (a crop she specifically asked him to plant). While clearing out the overgrowth, Fortune discovered the berries along with assorted other treasures, including fruit-bearing trees and valuable landscape plants. He replanted the raspberries, learned how to propagate them and now boasts a booming crop. “We now have easily 300 to 400 canes out there that are in mature rows. Next year I don’t know what I’ll do with all of them. But that’s a crop that I never thought about doing, that happened based on what somebody that has input has to say. And that’s totally the metaphor for
Natural pest control: Duckweed provides cover for minnows that eat mosquito larvae in what founder Mike Fortune calls “rain-barrel ecology.” this whole farm,” he notes. “She just wanted to preserve it as green space; I was looking for a place to farm. People thought I was crazy to put that amount of work into the land from the start. All of a sudden it feels like a permanent thing: roots, instantly. I’m comfortable now to put as much money, as much energy into it as I can because, in a sense, it’s mine.” Fortune is still pondering the offer, though he says he’s basically OK with the handshake deal he has with Kovak now. But while Fortune is not the land’s de facto steward, he freely allocates portions of it to others to pursue their own visions — as long as the projects are sustainable. Bill Whipple, for example, has a nursery of 500 to 600 fruit-tree saplings along the property’s westernmost edge. Fortune explains the arrangement this way: “I told him, ‘If, in the fall, you feel it was worth the
Making it work: “The greenhouse is a bit humble looking, but we built it for only $400,” Fortune reports.
space, do whatever you can within your power to give something back.’ But there’s no demand; it’s not required.”
Whipple’s nursery While pulling up crabgrass on a blazing late-spring day, Whipple (aka Professor T. Bud Barkslip) talks about what drove him to cultivate his 100-odd varieties of heirloom pear and apple trees. “At the turn of the [20th] century, there were 4,500 varieties of commercially available apples,” he notes. “They all got taken away from us, as far as I’m concerned, for the sake of convenience and mass marketing, the criteria being that they could ship it very far.” Whipple is currently working with the U.S. Department of Agriculture to reintroduce many lost or forgotten fruit-tree varieties to our region. “There’s a whole realm of genetic material and trees that can’t be shipped or may be a little cosmetically deficient,” he explains. “There’s a whole realm of apples and pears — and other fruits, too — that nobody knows about. For me, with the resurgence of the market garden and local produce, we can have fruits that don’t ship.” To make his point, Whipple cites what he says may be the world’s ugliest apple: the ‘Pommes Gris’. “It’s an ugly, ugly apple, but inside, the flavor is fantastic! Your mouth explodes like the bubble-gum commercials.” At the farmers market, says Whipple, he can be next to someone who’s peddling the “biggest, reddest, prettiest Rome apple that tastes like cardboard, and I have this ugly dog apple — and I can outsell him every time, as long as I let people taste my apples.” When deciding which kinds of trees to raise, Whipple says he looks for the ones with ugly names. “I’ve got a pear here called ‘Butt’,” he says, gesturing toward the rows of diminutive trees. “I thought, ‘That’s a winner, man!’ I’ve got another one called ‘Beurre Gris’ (French for ‘gray butter’). It’s gotta be good if it’s ugly, or they wouldn’t have kept it around!”
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A family affair It’s Wednesday, and the house at Green Hill, a bit war-torn and rough around the edges, is brimming with music and art. Neighbors buzz in and out, friends drop by to sit for a spell on the back porch overlooking the rolling fields. In the front yard, stacked boxes of produce await pickup by the 50 families who’ve signed up for Green Hill’s first CSA (community-supported agriculture)program. Members pay an up-front fee in exchange for a season-long bounty of fresh produce. But if the crops fail, they won’t get their money back. It’s a show of faith — a sign of the community’s trust in the farmer. Much of the food is grown on Fortune’s Mars Hill property, Two Sides Farm — so named because a winding road cleaves the parcel. He leases it from Bob Lackey and Doris Gordon, who bought the land because they wanted to plug into the local farm community. There he cultivates the plant starts nurtured in the urban farm’s greenhouse, and it’s close enough that the weekly harvest can be delivered to CSA members within an hour of being plucked from the soil. Back at Green Hill, Elly Carifio — another of the house’s five permanent residents — provides child care while CSA members pick through some additional treasures to help fill their boxes this week. There are eggs and meats from Dillingham Family Farm in Barnardsville, jars of local honey and bottles of Theros olive oil, made from olives grown on Niko Theros’ family land in Greece. Fortune has twice accompanied him there to assist with production. These additional items,
A bountiful harvest: Mike Fortune sorts produce for CSA members. notes Fortune, give members more choices while helping other local farmers sell their wares. Nearby, Adam Strange, an artist and emcee who also lives in the house, is displaying his paintings for sale, and Kelsey Ruehl, one of Fortune’s newest neighbors, has set up a massage chair. Down the way, Ernesto Gutierrez, a musician and stonemason, is putting the finishing touches on the stone wall he built to help shore up the greenhouse — his way of thanking the Green Hill community for the support it’s shown him. Meanwhile, Whipple’s son, Eli, demonstrates his biodigester, a big metal drum filled with vegetative waste and cow manure from which he’s harvesting methane gas into inner tubes. He
start distributing earth-friendly, tree-free paper. They’ll also make Fortune’s business cards, which will have seeds embedded in them so they can be returned to the soil and flowers will spring from them. “The goal is to have home-based businesses from here, and as much as we can, communally take care of the children,” Motley explains. Fortune, taking a rare, brief rest nearby, chimes in, saying, “I think home-based business is the wave of the future. Why have a retail space?” “This would be a great backdrop to host community meetings,” notes Motley, adding, “There’s so many interests in this community. Having all of this land and this beautiful space
“The farm’s awesome and the food is delicious, of course, but I’d like to see where it will go from here.” — Green Hill hooks the gas up directly to a stove and then to a small internal-combustion engine, starting them to show that they work. “This was done without any modification,” he notes. “It’s a nice plugand-play application.” More significantly for Green Hill’s needs, the composted waste from the biodigester makes great fertilizer that will nourish the farm’s flowers and veggies.
Communal visions Stephanie Motley rests in the shade with Sophie, momentarily distracted from the ducks. “Just to have this land that we all can just come and use and share together — the community part is what I’m really into. The farm’s awesome and the food is delicious, of course, but I’d like to see where it will go from here.” On the edge of the property, she and Sophie’s dad are starting Green Hill Printworks — part of what Fortune calls “the next facet.” They already produce Green Hill Urban Farm Tshirts, printed on organic cotton, and plan to
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to host gatherings and form different alliances, there’s so many different ways that we can take it.” “We’re rebuilding agrarian culture,” says Fortune. “We’re doing it in an urban aspect to where people can access it, and we’re building a community — and supplying a few of us with local, sustainable jobs and also a sustainable diet. “This is a pivotal year, because we’ve put ourselves out to the public for the first time with the 50-family CSA,” he adds. “It’s catalytic: We’re providing a space in town that people can access for community integration. If you’re interested, come join our farm.” X For more information, visit www.greenhillurbanfarm. com. Award-winning freelance writer Mackensy Lunsford has lived in Asheville for more than a decade. She enjoys finding the stories that need to be told.
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by Brian Postelle Raising Asheville’s residential recycling charge might help plug the city’s budgetary hole in the short term, but some Council members say it’s a step in the wrong direction if the goal is to reduce how much trash ends up in the county landfill. “At this point, in 2009, curbside recycling is a basic city service, and it should be part of what people get,” Council member Brownie Newman declared during the June 9 session. The discussion came amid Council’s consideration of several agenda items related to solid waste, including the Metropolitan Sewerage District’s revised Master Plan (which, under state law, must be updated every three years). According to that report, both Asheville and Buncombe County continue to dramatically
exceed the state’s landfill-waste target. In 1991, the General Assembly amended the 1989 North Carolina Solid Waste Management Act to call for a 40 percent reduction in landfill waste statewide by 2001. But that goal was never met, and Buncombe County, like the rest of the state, continues to increase the amount of trash that goes into the ground. In 2008, Buncombe County processed 331,932 tons of trash — nearly 19,000 tons more than the year before, and 62 percent above the 1989 base line. Countywide, per capita annual trash disposal hovers in the 1.39 to 1.54 ton range, the report notes. That’s because Asheville residents can throw stuff away for free but have to pay a fee to recycle, Newman maintained. (In fact, city residents have to pay the fee regardless of whether or not they recycle. And according to Public Works Director Mark Combs, 80 percent of city households are recycling.) Council member Robin Cape agreed, saying the process should be reversed, with people paying for the amount of trash that’s actually picked up each week. In what was initially to be essentially a financial discussion, Cape outlined how she sees trash pickup in the future. “We put [scales] on the side of the trucks
that puts it into a computer, sifts it out and says this is what you threw away this month,” she said. “And let people recycle for free. And that would encourage them to shift how they react to their trash.” The current system, argued Cape, makes it too easy to throw things away. “We encourage throwaway by the size of our trash cans versus the size of our recycling bins,” she said, noting that meanwhile, the charge for using the landfill continues to rise. Cape conceded that the idea of charging for garbage could be a hard pitch — particularly where annexation is concerned. “It’s a difficult conversation to have, but if we’re going
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to put a dent in recycling and trash, we need to be willing to have this conversation,” she asserted. “That’s how you change: make it not free to throw things away.” Council member Bill Russell disputed that claim, saying that recycling is a cultural issue that will change when people choose to change their behavior. “The [problem is] we’re a throwaway society,” he said. “We’ll get there in 20 or 30 or 40 years.”
(For the record, Mayor Terry Bellamy noted that throwing away garbage is not free: It’s paid for by property-tax revenues.) Combs also weighed in, saying that while staff hasn’t seriously examined the idea of charging per pound of garbage, the obvious logistical implications — such as administrative and capital expenses, as well as customers disputing their bills — suggest that it would cost far more than the $3.4 million the city now spends on solid waste. And proposed state legislation, noted Bellamy, would make recycling mandatory, so the city should begin considering what new enforcement measures it will need if that bill passes. Meanwhile, there remains the city’s budget, which staff has twisted and teased to get rid of a multimillion-dollar shortfall. The whole point of increasing the recycling fee was to eliminate the city’s subsidy and make the program selfsustaining. A few months back, Council members roughly doubled the monthly fee, from $1.35 to $2.63, to reflect the city’s actual cost. But the increase hadn’t taken effect yet, and meanwhile, the new contract with Curbside Management (which was also approved june 9) will tack an additional 32 cents onto each household’s monthly cost. (Curbside’s price of $73,542 per month was nearly $50,000 below the next-lowest bid.) And with the city already grappling with a deficit, spending more to revamp the entire recycling system just doesn’t make sense, asserted Vice Mayor Jan Davis. “It’s a big, complex, expensive project,” he
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noted, arguing that it would make more sense to put that energy into educational campaigns on the city’s cable channel and Web site. “This is just not the right time to start a whole new program.” Council member Carl Mumpower, meanwhile, noted that most city residents are also scrambling to make ends meet — and the new fee will make it even harder. “It is a dramatic increase: It is over double,” said Mumpower. “[This] is a time for us to give consideration to incremental action,” he said, arguing for phasing in the increase. He also agreed with Newman that recycling pickup should be folded into general city services. Newman said he would support the shortterm increase provided that the entire fee is phased out over the next four years. Even at Curbside Management’s current rate, that would eventually cost the city $882,504 a year, and Russell said he wanted to see more information before voting on such a move. “I just want to go on the record and say it won’t become free: It will be paid out of the general balance,” he emphasized. Nonetheless, the motion to increase the fee but phase it out altogether within four years was approved 6-1 with only Mumpower opposed.
City settles lawsuit with burn victim In other business, City Council unanimously approved a $150,000 budget amendment to settle a lawsuit stemming from a 2006 Asheville Police Department raid on an alleged crack house. The lawsuit was filed by Troy Wyatt, who claims he was burned by a “flash-bang” device used in the raid and that he was falsely arrested. The settlement totals $300,000, but anything above $150,000 requires Council approval. The incident has changed the way the APD deploys such devices, Chief Bill Hogan told Xpress before the meeting. “If we’ve been spot-
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ted, as we were in this case, the distraction device may be re-pinned, or we will discharge it in the yard,” he said, explaining that Wyatt’s burns resulted from the officers’ being spotted and Wyatt’s running back into the house. “We will not deploy it if we have been spotted.” Nonetheless, said Hogan, the device — a kind of grenade that creates a loud report and bright light — remains an important tool for police that’s used to distract people in a building without typically harming them. “Take in mind this is the most dangerous thing we can do, this kind of entry. It’s highrisk,” Hogan emphasized. “We’ve had people stunned or distracted literally with guns right at their hands, and so it’s a very effective tool. And like I said, the unfortunate thing is that this man was injured. This is the first time we’ve had an accident of this nature.”
Hands off our teachers
On the heels of community outcry over potential state budget cuts that could result in 80 teachers in Buncombe County being laid off, City Council approved a resolution urging state legislators to minimize cuts in public education funding. The resolution was not listed on the meeting agenda but was introduced by Bellamy. The Buncombe County Board of Education approved a similar resolution the previous week, and a June 8 rally at Enka High School brought out a massive crowd of teachers and their supporters. (See “Teachers Making Waves” elsewhere in this issue).
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Council members were also set to hear public comment on the city’s proposed $135 million budget, which comes up for a vote June 23, but no one showed up to speak. X
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attention, with Glide Magazineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music blog making light of his account of the RatDog show. This time, however, the City Council member was pleased with both the police and the concert, as he relayed in an e-mail written shortly after the event. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In a nutshell, I was impressed,â&#x20AC;? Mumpower wrote. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was apparent that city staff, our police, event security, the promoters and the vast majority of those most important to a successful event, the Phish fans, were on their game. The atmosphere was fun, safe and managed. The arena was not overwhelmed by the smoke of cigarettes or pot, and it was evident that most folks were trying to do their part and respect the facilityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rules. ... Tonight, Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Civic Center smelled more like City Hall than an Amsterdam hash house.â&#x20AC;? He also praised the arrests, noting, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I appreciate our police officersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; persistency in defining Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Civic Center, public spaces and downtown as a place you can come to have fun, but not a place you can freely sell and use drugs.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; David Forbes
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Bellamy launches re-election bid Asheville Mayor Terry Bellamy kicked off her for re-election campaign with a June 9 party at the Grove Arcade and an energetic speech touting her accomplishments and stressing that there’s more work to be done. “I’m working for you, not for me. I’m working to make our community better for all citizens of Asheville,” Bellamy told an enthusiastic crowd that mingled over drinks and chocolate-covered strawberries. From supporting the arts community to providing funding for police, Bellamy said she’s worked with both Republicans and Democrats to make her hometown a place where, “When children grow up in this community, they can be successful in this community.” Voters elected Bellamy to City Council in 1999 and again in 2003. Midway through her second term, Bellamy ran for mayor and won. It was a historic moment, as she became the city’s first African-American mayor and second female mayor, after Leni Sitnick (elected in 1997). At the time of her 2005 victory, the 33-year-old Bellamy ranked as the state’s youngest elected mayor. Bellamy serves on City Council along with six other elected officials who all have an equal say in setting policy and guiding the city manager, who oversees day-to-day operations. But as
mayor, Bellamy presides over meetings and has other ceremonial duties that allow her to set an agenda for the city. In her speech, Bellamy ticked off her successes in working with a variety of other elected officials, making special note of recent visits to Washington, D.C., to meet with members of President Barack Obama’s new administration. “So I can say I’m a mayor who can pull strings on a local level, on a state level, and now on a federal level,” said Bellamy. Noting City Council’s passage of a master plan for bicycles and buses, as well as affordable housing and downtown development, Bellamy said she’s ready to put those plans into action. “I don’t want a banner in November saying ‘Mission Accomplished,’ because it’s not. I need you to help me get those missions accomplished. I need your vote; I need your support.” Several supporters praised Bellamy’s leadership abilities, including David Gantt, chair of the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners, who said Bellamy can get the job done. “Terry Bellamy has kept every promise she made you the first time she ran, the second time she ran and this time, because that’s the way she was brought up,” said Gantt, adding, “and that’s the way she handles politics.” — Jason Sandford
Never underestimate a former first-grade teacher. On June 9, amid a global recession, Beccah Boman marched into a meeting of the Asheville Buncombe Sustainability Community Council and passed out cards calling for donations that started at $500 and ratcheted up to a cool ten grand. The council — an initiative of the Asheville Hub project — is itself strapped for cash to fund such efforts as the Reading, Riding and Retrofit program that could green city and county schools. But the council’s community-leader members are precisely the kind of folks Boman’s trying to reach for her own venture: Earth Exchange, a new philanthropic group that “brings together donors who care about the combined environmental, social and economic health of our planet with nonprofit organizations that provide sustainable products, practices or education.” Not one to think small, Boman aims to raise $100 million for her group. “I’m used to talking about money,” says the fledgling nonprofit’s president. Years ago, she left teaching to become a stockbroker, doing well enough that she now has time for philanthropic endeavors with an environmental emphasis. Though still based in her native Minnesota, Boman also has an Asheville home, and that’s where her idea for Earth Exchange germinated: While talking with neighbors last year, she realized that a few local nonprofits could use her help. Properly invested, $100 million worth of donations could produce about $5 million to $6 million a year in revenue, says Boman — which could provide much-needed support to such organizations as the Bent Creek Institute, a nonprofit housed at The North Carolina Arboretum and focused on research and development in the fields of natural and integrative medicine. Largely state-funded, the 2-year-old institute may face cutbacks this year.
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New climate institute ramps up in Asheville A newly established climate research partnership partially based in Asheville will begin working on projects this fall with an urgent focus: developing accurate, long-range climatechange forecasts. The Cooperative Institute for Climate and Satellites, announced May 27, will work as a nationwide collaboration of researchers and institutions. The institute will have a working site in Asheville under the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s National Climatic Data Center, home to the world’s largest archive of climate data. The other main base of operations will be in College Park, Md., at the University of Maryland. The institute, set to receive $93 million in federal tax money over the next five years, will bring together academic, nonprofit and community organizations that will use satellite data to detect and forecast climate change. Dr. John J. Bates, chief of the Remote Sensing Applications Division of the climatic-data center in Asheville, revealed more details about the institute during a June 8 panel discussion on climate change sponsored by the Colburn Earth Science Museum and the Asheville chapter of the American Meteorological Society. The institute is poised to be a “trailblazer” in work on climate change and will “educate and train the next generation of NOAA’s and the nation’s scientific workforce,” Bates said. The primary goal is to collect data and find the best ways to transform it into useful information for people and businesses, Bates said. Outreach will be key, and along the way, Asheville could hold major conferences and forums on climate and climate change, he said. Speaking at the same panel discussion, Dr. Greg Wilson, director of Asheville operations for the Scientific Research Corp., said the “longterm task is to predict the future of the climate” through the collection of data and the creation of
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new computer models. The institute’s creation also fits with another long-discussed plan to create a National Climate Service, which would provide warnings and forecasts of climate change. “Establishing this Cooperative Institute for Climate and Satellites is a major step forward in the NOAA-led effort to create a National Climate Service that would provide longerterm forecasts and warnings related to climate change, just as the National Weather Service does for storms and other short-term weather changes,” University of Maryland climate scientist Phillip Arkin, director of the new institute there, said in a written statement. Dr. Otis Brown, who will direct the institute for North Carolina State, said the institute “is an excellent step towards observing and documenting climate impacts on national and regional scales, and a wonderful partnership between government and academia that will be a major player in climate research.” Collecting and analyzing satellite data, and making it useful for the private sector, is key for the new institute, said Ron Birk, a Northrop Grumman Space Technology official who also spoke at the Asheville panel. New satellite systems, such as the National Polar-orbiting Operational Environmental Satellite System, will help “build a global climate-change monitoring system” that will feed the institute. NOAA also recently announced that the Harris Corporation was awarded a $736 million contract to design, test and implement the Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite-R series of satellites. The satellites are scheduled to be launched in 2015, and are expected to double the clarity of current satellite imagery and dramatically improve atmospheric observations from space. — Jason Sandford
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“Swinging a big hammer”: Flanked by a display of confiscated weapons, law-enforcement officials announce major arrests and jail time for local Crips gangs. photo by Jason Sandford
Police announce arrests of Crips gang members Behind a table strewn with confiscated weapons — including assault rifles — local lawenforcement officials announced on June 11 a series of arrests and jail time that they say have decimated local Crips gangs operating out of Lee Walker Heights and Klondyke Apartments, with 24 of 37 known members behind bars and gun violence in the area down. “This is just another milestone — it’s not about one big arrest that was made yesterday. This is a compilation of all these arrests and prosecutions,” Asheville Police Capt. Tim Splain said. “We’ve hopefully come to the point where we’re seeing the results of some of these efforts.” Founded in the Los Angeles area, Crips gangs, or “sets,” now have a nationwide presence. While they are loosely affiliated and known for their association with certain symbols and colors (blue in this case), each gang is locally based and there is no formal national leadership. Crips gangs in the two housing projects, especially the Four Trey (43) and Eight Trey (83) sets, have been involved in several high-profile crimes, Splain said, including a 2006 Sundaymorning shooting in the Hillcrest housing project and a robbery in March at Mars Hill College. Thirty Crips members featured on a chart at the press conference are responsible for 140 felonies. The table of confiscated weapons — taken just from the Crips sets — included 12 semiautomatic handguns, three revolvers, five shotguns and four rifles (three of them assault rifles). Buncombe Sheriff Van Duncan told Xpress that the firearms didn’t just include “junk” but also high-quality handguns similar to those carried by police. Splain added that gangs are shifting to robberies as they perceive that crime to be less risky than the drug trade. “They can commit one robbery, make some money, and they don’t take the risk of having to stand on the corner with drugs on them,” he noted. Splain also showed a video of Four Trey Crips
leader Bradford Allen, now in federal custody, with other gang members in Lee Walker Heights bragging about their affiliation. “This [the video] should be a wakeup call to anyone who has doubts about the gang problem,” he said. Asheville Police Chief Bill Hogan touted the successes as a result of increased collaboration. The APD, along with the Buncombe and Henderson county sheriff’s offices, formed the Western Carolina Gang Task Force earlier this year. The task force cooperates with local district attorneys and the state Department of Corrections to share information, prosecute gang members and track them when they leave prison. After seeing a 28 percent spike in local gun violence in 2006 and 2007, gang violence has become a major concern for law enforcement. Gun violence went down by 25 percent last year. In particular, Lee Walker Heights is looking at a 48 percent decrease if current trends continue, Splain said, and the city as a whole a 40 percent decrease. “There’s no guarantee, but if we can keep it up, that’s significant,” he added. This won’t be the last such announcement, the officials all claimed, and next time it might be Bloods, Latino gangs, biker gangs or whitesupremacist gangs. The task force has been called on for operations such as monitoring biker rallies in Cherokee and working with the Madison County Sheriff’s Office on the Mars Hill robbery. “We know more now, we’re more savvy, we’re making more arrests. There are ongoing operations and there’s going to be a lot more of this in the future,” Henderson County Sheriff Rick Davis said. “We have to take out one section at a time and we’re going to swing a big hammer here, I can assure you of that.” — David Forbes
Local Liberty Dollar leader arrested Asheville resident William Kevin Innes, regional currency officer for Liberty Services, was arrested June 2 on charges of trying to pass off the privately minted Liberty Dollars as U.S. currency. The arrest came as part of a nationwide sweep of the organization’s officials. A June 3 U.S. Justice Department announcement alleges that Innes, Liberty Dollar founder Bernard von NotHaus and two other employees — Fulfillment Manager Sarah Bledsoe and Chief Operating Officer Rachelle Moseley — were engaged in a conspiracy to pass off their products as legal tender. The indictment also alleges that Liberty Services seeks to put its coins and notes into circulation in competition with U.S. currency. Liberty Dollars are backed by gold and silver, and the company encourages businesses to accept them. The indictment further charges Innes and NotHaus with mail fraud. If convicted on all counts, Innes could face up to 45 years in prison. Silver anniversary: William Kevin Innes of “When groups seek to undermine the Liberty Services’ Asheville office in 2007. Arrested U.S. currency system, the government by federal authorities June 2, Innes faces up to 45 is compelled to act. These coins are not years in prison. government-produced coinage, yet purphoto by jonathan welch chasers were led to believe by those who made and sold them that they should be the time. spent like U.S. Federal Reserve Notes,” Acting According to the Liberty Dollar Web site, 74 U.S. Attorney Edward Ryan declares in the Asheville businesses have accepted the private announcement. “Such claims are in violation of currency. federal law.” Nonetheless, its legal status seems murky, According to the indictment, Liberty Services even among federal agencies. A 2006 statement violated the law by designing coins and bills by the U.S. Mint said that using Liberty Dollars that resemble official U.S. currency (the indict- in place of standard currency would be crimiment cites the use of the head of Lady Liberty nal. But that same year, a Treasury Department and a torch on both) and by encouraging pri- official told the media that merchants were free vate merchants to make change with Liberty to accept them if they wished. Dollars in $5, $10, $20 and $50 denominations. Private currencies (such as in particular towns This isn’t the first time Innes and the Liberty or resorts) are not unheard of and haven’t genDollar have faced federal heat. He was named erally faced legal challenges. What sets the in the affidavit for a 2007 federal raid on Liberty Liberty Dollar apart is its nationwide reach and Services’ Evansville, Ind., headquarters, and the backing by precious metals. order for that raid originated in Asheville. That The forfeiture order in the June 3 indictaffidavit also named the Asheville area as one ment specifies “all property involved in the of top centers for Liberty Dollar distribution in violations,” noting that federal authorities have the country. already seized thousands of ounces of silver In the aftermath of that raid, Innes asserted and copper coins, silver scrap and $250,000 in that he’d never said the Liberty Dollar was legal U.S. currency. It’s unclear whether all Liberty tender and had asked local police for assurances Dollars in circulation — some $20 million worth, that his organization’s activities were within the according to the indictment — will eventually law. be seized. “If we’re criminals, why were we going to the — David Forbes police and being out in the open?” Innes said at
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Mount Zion’s demolition of two buildings delayed An Asheville church’s plans to tear down two old buildings it owns has been delayed for 30 days in hopes of saving the structures. The demolition plan — a surprise to city officials — is a sensitive subject because the buildings are in The Block, the historic home of Asheville’s African-American business community. Despite 20 years of redevelopment plans, the area has seen comparatively little progress even as downtown has boomed. That has frustrated the congregation and leaders at Mount Zion Missionary Baptist Church, which wants to take down a 10,000 square foot building at 40 S. Spruce St. (built in 1915) and a 15,000 square foot building at 51. S. Market St. (circa 1920). Mount Zion bought the buildings to gain control over its surroundings and allow for possible expansion, Roy Harris, chairman of the church’s trustees, explained. But the structures have become a financial burden, Harris told the city’s South Pack Square Redevelopment Committee at a June 8 meeting. Homeless people have trashed the interiors, and the maintenance costs and property taxes are a financial drain. “Those buildings are income-consuming and not income-producing for us,” said Harris. “Personally, I’m tired of baby-sitting old buildings.” He said the church has no long-term development plans for the property, which could be used for parking. The committee took no formal action, but Harris’ presentation launched a series of meetings to review the demolition plans. On June 10, the city’s Historic Resources Commission recommended that the Downtown Commission postpone its vote to allow more time for negotiations. Two days later, the Downtown Commission discussed the plan and then continued the matter, stalling the demolition (which had been scheduled to begin June 15) for 30
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Brink of extinction? Mount Zion Missionary Baptist Church wants to demolish two historic buildings it owns on The Block. Havens for vagrants and homeless people, the brick structures are expensive to maintain. photo by Jason Sandford
days. Members of both groups urged the buildings’ preservation while acknowledging the church’s right to dispose of its property. Harris, meanwhile, was reluctant to negotiate. Barbara Field, who serves on both the Redevelopment Committee and the board of the adjacent YMI Cultural Center, said the buildings could provide artists’ work space or housing for older residents. “I would hope that there would be some kind of synergy ... where those buildings could be preserved,” she said. “I think we all want to see the area grow and blossom.” Committee member Darryl Hart, who chairs the Eagle/Market Streets Development Corporation, emphasized the church’s right to do what it wants with its property. “Sometimes you have to take action,” he said, adding, “I think we need to look at the big picture and not be quick to criticize.” Paul Reeves of the local Preservation
Society wanted more time to help the church explore options. Vice Mayor Jan Davis pleaded with Harris, saying, “I would beg you: Trust me for 30 days.” Davis proposed a public/ private partnership that would keep the buildings intact while creating a parking area to generate revenue for the church. “I think it’s worth delaying to discuss that,” he said. Downtown Commission member Guadalupe Chavarria, who voted against the continuance, said: “I just have to ask: Where have you been [over the past several years]?” “I’ve never seen Asheville do anything in 30 days.” Harris, meanwhile, stressed the church’s many attempts to get something done. “We’ve been there. We’ve done that,” he said. “That’s part of our frustration.” — Jason Sandford
Teachers making waves On the evening of June 8, the Enka High School gymnasium echoed with the frequent cheers and applause of more than 1,000 teachers, parents and students who gathered to protest potential state education cuts. The rally was organized on the quick in response to the previous week’s news that an education budget working its way through the N.C. General Assembly could increase class sizes by two students, eliminating 6,000 teacher positions statewide and 80 in Buncombe County alone. Initially intended to be held in the school’s auditorium, the event was moved to the the gymnasium due to the large turnout. “Oh man, the rally was amazing,” Anna Austin, president of the Buncombe County Association of Educators, told Xpress a few days later. “What a wonderful level of support.” Speakers ranged from PTA representatives to school board members to the Enka High student-body president, and their message was near universal: Cutting teachers would reverse the progress made over the past 20 years in enhancing the quality of education in Buncombe County, and legislators need to find another way to make up the budget shortage. “Now it is our job to be advocates for our children and the quality of their education,” declared Mandy Brown, president of the Candler Elementary PTA. “I encourage our House members to realize how detrimental these cuts will be for our students.” Brown’s speech and most others were punctuated by vigorous applause and standing ovations
by the crowd, many of whom wore the red shirts that are becoming a symbol of solidarity among educators. “Obviously, it’s a good start,” said North Buncombe Middle School teacher Alyse Tait. “But we can’t stop here.” Tait and her fellow teachers carried signs they plan to take to Raleigh later this month. “I hope it’s a beginning; there are creative ways to do this,” said fellow North Buncombe Middle teacher Louise Watson, saying there are other cuts that can be made besides teachers and support staff. “We can cut the air conditioners if we need to,” she added. The rally, noted Austin, seems to have sparked still more community involvement, including a letter-writing campaign and groups to traveling to Raleigh to lobby legislators. The letter-writing and petition-signing event is slated for June 18 at T.C. Roberson High. During the rally, Buncombe County School Board Vice Chair Steve Sizemore read a resolution asking the General Assembly to preserve the teachers’ jobs, and on June 9, Asheville City Council passed a similar resolution. At least some state legislators appear to have gotten the message. On June 10, the House Education Appropriations Subcommittee voted to maintain current class sizes for kindergarten through third grade. That would restore 2,585 of the teacher jobs statewide, according to a newsletter from the North Carolina Association of Educators. — Brian Postelle
Code red: An estimated 1,600 people attended a June 8 rally at Enka High School to protest the elimination of 80 Buncombe County teacher positions. Many sported red shirts to symbolize their cause. photo by jonathan welch
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Revving up Asheville’s urban-cycling culture by Jack Igelman A mere 0.4 percent of Americans get to work by bike, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. The rate may be greater in Asheville, where there’s strong interest in sustainable urban development and a wealth of recreational-cycling opportunities. But try bicycling to the office, to school, to the movies, the grocery store or other in-town destinations, and it’s clear that cyclists here are still on the fringes of cutting-edge urban transportation. Compared with cycling-friendly towns like Boulder, Colo.; Portland, Wash.; or Davis, Calif., Asheville has few metro riding lanes or bike paths, forcing two-wheelers to compete for precious space on hectic bridges and dodgy boulevards. Asheville on Bikes founder Mike Sule wants to change all that. And though cycling facilities and infrastructure are woefully needed, he believes the most effective way to foster Asheville’s urban two-wheel culture isn’t just adding more white paint and asphalt. Progress, Sule contends, also depends on putting more people in the saddle. While on a bike tour in Oregon in 2006, the 34-year-old sixth-grade teacher was so impressed by what he saw in Portland that he challenged himself to try to cultivate a similar cycling culture in Asheville. His first endeavor, the following year, was gathering 25 riders for Asheville’s annual holiday parade. To his surprise, the cyclists — dressed as holiday characters that included a Thanksgiving turkey and the tooth fairy — won the “Spirit of the Parade” and “Best Overall” awards and pedaled away with $750 in cash prizes. That booty became the seed money that launched Asheville on Bikes, a nonprofit cycling advocate. The group’s initial venture was backing a proposal to place rental lockers downtown as part of a network of bike lanes and facilities. Two wheels and counting: Asheville on Bikes founder Mike Sule The city has since adopted the idea, and the first lockers are due to believes so strongly in cycling that he doesn’t own a car.
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hit the street later this summer. A larger version of the lockers found in bus depots, they’re ideal for commuters who prefer to return to a dry — and intact — set of wheels after work, shopping or other urban journeys. Besides organizing community rides and events such as the Bike Love Party, Bright Light Biker and Pumpkin Pedaler, Asheville on Bikes operates a free bike corral: a sort of mobile parking lot that can accommodate about 20 bikes in the space taken up by a single car. With support from such groups as the Asheville Bicycle and Pedestrian Task Force and the Blue Ridge Bicycle Club, the corral has been part of assorted local festivals, encouraging people to arrive by bike. Such incentives are crucial in moving toward a long-term cycling future, says Sule, who doesn’t own a car. A seamless biking network, he maintains, provides economic, environmental and public-health benefits. “Relying on a bike focuses spending in the city. It means living locally and transforms a city into a neighborhood,” says Sule. “We want to empower cyclists to see themselves as an economic force.” But cyclists can also be a political force, and plans are in the works for a bike forum that will encourage City Council candidates to support needed improvements. “Mike is so passionate about cycling,” says Asheville Transportation Planner Barb Mee. “When he talks about the advantages of living car-free, it’s so exciting. People then realize that
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it’s an opportunity to invest in the city.” Others in the biking community say Sule’s enthusiasm complements the efforts of cycling entrepreneurs and advocates such as Claudia Nix, whom Sule names as his mentor. Despite the city’s 2008 Comprehensive Bicycle Plan (which projects an eventual 181-mile network of bike lanes) and some success in developing the needed infrastructure, Asheville still has a long way to go, says Sule. But he’s betting that getting more people on two wheels will ultimately make this city seriously biker-friendly. “I think our urban biking culture is as passionate as Portland’s: It’s just younger. We want to develop it,” says Sule. “Once people become active and excited about the possibilities, the system has no choice but to follow our lead.” X Asheville’s Comprehensive Bicycle Plan can be found at ftp://www. ashevillenc.gov/Web/TransportationEngineering/Transportation/Asheville_ Plan_Final_Adopted_022608.pdf. Jack Igelman lives in Asheville. On Saturday, June 20, Asheville on Bikes will host Summer Cycle. The community ride will start at the Clingman Café in the River Arts District, meander across the French Broad River to Richmond Hill (where another local cycling group, SORBA, is working on mountainbike trails), and end up at The Wedge Brewing Co. The event begins with breakfast and coffee at about 10 a.m. and will end around 2 p.m. For more information, visit www.ashevilleonbikes.com (they’re also on Facebook).
outdoorscalendar Calendar for June 17 - 25, 2009 Chimney Rock’s Rocky Broad Jump Guided Hike (pd.) Saturday, June 27, 9 - 11 a.m. Learn all about the unique aquatic life that lives along the river. Call 800-277-9611 or visit www.chimneyrockpark.com June 27 at 11 A.M.: Creatures of the Night by Carlton Burke, Arden, NC (pd.) Long time favorite of 13 and adults, naturalist Carlton Burke will discuss local, nocturnal creatures. Encourage your 13 to become familiar with nature — bring them to Diamond Brand for a remarkable and engaging experience! For further details, please call Gary Eblen at 828-209-1538 or email at geblen@diamondbrand.com www.diamondbrand. com June 27: Great American Backyard Campout, Fletcher, NC (pd.) Diamond Brand will partner with Fletcher Parks and Recreation to host a campout for families at Fletcher Community Park in celebration of the National Wildlife Federation’s Great American Backyard Campout. A great excuse to spend time with family and friends, while enjoying the great outdoors! For further details, please call Gary Eblen at 828-209-1538 or email at geblen@diamondbrand. com www.diamondbrand.com Asheville Tourists Summer Dash • SA (6/20), 5pm - The Tourists will host a onemile dash at McCormick Field. $12-$20. Info: www. active.com. Asheville Track Club The club provides information, education, training, social and sporting events for runners and walkers of any age. Please see the group Web site for weekly events and news. Info: www.ashevilletrackclub. org or 253-8781. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Evening running group for seasoned runners. Meet at Jus’ Running, 523 Merrimon Ave. Info: 252-7867. • SUNDAYS, 8:30am - Trail run for all paces. Meet at the NC Arboretum, Greenhouse Parking Area. Info: 648-9336. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:20pm - The ATC Walkers Program will meet at Carrier Park. Info: HawCreekLarry@aol.com. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Group workout at Carrier Park. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Speed workout. Meet at Jus’ Running, 523 Merrimon Ave. Info: 252-7867. Blue Ridge Bicycle Club Encourages safe and responsible recreational bicycling in the WNC area. To find out more about the club and its ongoing advocacy efforts, or to see a complete club calendar, visit www.blueridgebicycleclub.org. • THURSDAYS, 9am - Fletcher Blue Sky Road Ride. Departs from Fletcher Community Park, located on Howard Gap Rd. A different route each week ranging from 20-35 miles at a casual pace. Info: 696-0877 or JohnL9@mchsi.com. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am - Casual Road Bike Ride. Departs from Liberty Bicycles, except for on the 1st Tues. of the month when it departs from Fletcher Park. Please call first: 274-2453. Blue Ridge Parkway Hikes Led by Blue Ridge Parkway rangers. • FR (6/19), 10am - Graveyard Fields Loop Trail. Meet at the Graveyard Fields Overlook, milepost 418.8. Bring water, sunscreen, wear good walking shoes and weather-appropriate clothing. Info: 3503822, ext. 209 or 298-5330, ext. 304 —- 7:30pm - Sunset Program at Waterrock Knob Visitor Center, milepost 451.2. Info: 456-9530, ext. 3. Carolina Mountain Club
CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources, through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org. n Hikes: • SU (6/21), 9am - Hike to Gregory Bald via Gregory Ridge. Hike 11.4, Drive 250, 3500 ft. ascent. Info: 712-9646 —- 12:15pm - DuPont Forest, Reasonover Trail. Hike 6, Drive 80. Info: 693-6580. Dogs and Dads on the Blue Ridge Parkway • SU (6/21), 2-4pm - Dogs and Dads. Book signing of Karen Chavez’s Best Hikes with Dogs, North Carolina on Father’s Day. Dog hike demonstration. Treats. At the Blue Ridge Parkway Visitor Center, Blue Ridge Parkway, milepost 384. Free. Foot RX Group Run Info: 277-5151 or aaron@footrx.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 6am - Group run. Meet in the lobby at the Reuter Family YMCA. All levels of fitness and running experience welcome. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free. No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • TUESDAYS & SATURDAYS, 1pm - Forest Trails Walk: A guided tour through different types of forest environments in an exploration of natural history. Wear walking shoes and dress in layers. Meet in the lobby of the Baker Exhibit Center. Outreach Education Days Outdoor Education Days is a collaborative partnership between RiverLink and The North Carolina Arboretum that seeks to involve the community in sustainability issues, watershed education and environmental awareness. The outdoor classroom series will be held at Carrier Park and led by expert environmental educators. Free and open to the public. Info: 252-8474, ext. 111 or mailto:education@riverlink.org. • 1st & 3rd FRIDAYS, 3-5pm - Meeting. Pisgah Area SORBA Mountain Bike Club Chapter of the Southern Off-Road Biking Association (SORBA) is a volunteer organization dedicated to improving technical off-road biking recreational opportunities through advocacy for quality trail systems. For info on mountain biking in WNC, visit www.pisgahareasorba.org. Group rides, trail info and workdays, events and more. • SA (6/20) - Help build the new Richmond Hill trail system. The day will be filled with trail work and mountain biking, followed by an after-party. No previous experience necessary. Bring gloves, helmet, water, and wear appropriate attire. Visit Web site to register. The Summer Cycle • SA (6/20), 10am-2pm - Asheville on Bikes invites all to join a community ride that highlights Asheville’s surrounding neighborhood roads, anticipated bicycle infrastructure and SORBA’s Richmond Hill mt. bike trail building. Meet for breakfast at Clingman Cafe. Ride at 11am. Info: ashevilleonbikes@gmail.com.
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Diamond Brand Outdoors’ Family Campout Saturday, June 27 at 6 pm • Fletcher Park
Let’s turn off the computer and TV and spend a night outdoors in celebration of the Great American Backyard Campout. In honor of this event, Diamond Brand is sponsoring a community campout for friends and family, and it’s free to the public. Bring a sleeping bag and tent, ghost stories and an appetite. We’ll have product demos, camping recipes and clinics. Who knows, maybe this will spark a new family tradition? Space is limited. For more info and pre-registration, contact Gary Eblen: geblen@diamondbrand.com or (828) 209-1538. 2623 Hendersonville Rd. Arden, NC 28704
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It’s my Phalaenopsis and I’ll cry if I want to. I never asked for this orchid, but I figure I better document its life while I still can. At the moment, it sports five absurdly gorgeous blooms, an orderly row of tight buds, and stems staked with what look like those tiny jaw clips girls used in the ’90s to faux-cornrow their hair. And while this particular species is supposedly an easy-to-care-for orchid — compared with the horticulturally needy ‘Cattleya’, queen bee of the corsage set — I don’t trust for a minute that it will thrive on my watch. Sure, I can passably tend certain plants (the dusty, indifferent ones): The semi-neglected cactus on the kitchen sink is still as dry and prickly as ever. But a fancy hothouse specimen? Please. If it can’t actually smell my fear, I know it must at least sense my resentment. The orchid was a Mother’s
After a week in my clutches, this intimidating Phalaenopsis still looks regal, though so far I’ve given it little but dribbles of water, what may or may not be the correct food, and many whiny apologies. Day present, but not from my son. He’s too young yet (thank heavens) to participate in such prescribed rituals of filial piety. Neither was it a gift from my husband, who knows I prefer to eat my way through such occasions (the darker the chocolate, the better). No, it was my own mother and her husband who gave me the plant, along with a daunting scroll of instructions detailing its care. (These two enjoy giving complicated gifts: One Christmas, we got a state-of-the-art digital camera appended to an eight-hour beginner’s class in which they didn’t hesitate to enroll us.) And after a week in my clutches, this intimidating Phalaenopsis still looks regal, though so far I’ve given it little but dribbles of water, what may or may not be the correct food, and many whiny apologies. (“I’m so sorry they gave you to me. If you die, blame them.”)
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A Phalaenopsis by any other name: The author’s pet orchid needs a name, the better to keep company with Rose Emma (in fishbowl). photo by melanie mcgee bianchi
Truth is, the Internet abounds with horticultural sites whose sole goal is debunking the notion that growing orchids takes special skill. “Just relax ... orchids are easy,” coos a passage on the cosmically named Imagine123 Web site, where it’s also revealed that certain varieties are now so much more affordable than they used to be. Enter Joyce Owens, the no-nonsense co-owner of Owens Orchids in Pisgah Forest. “The Phalaenopsis likes ‘people temperatures,’” she explains. “If you’re comfortable, then it probably is. We had one that bloomed for two years.” (Impressive: The typical length is six to eight weeks.) She also takes issue with the Internet advice. “I wouldn’t agree that orchid-growing has gotten easier,” says Owens. “It’s more that people have learned what orchids require.” Easy for her to say: Owens Orchids has retailed and wholesaled healthy, exotic specimens from its greenhouses since 1962, and she tends a thriving eBay business. Despite the latter innovation, however, Owens is definitely an old-school grower, and she doesn’t exactly approve of the lowered orchid prices. “It’s kinda like dogs,” she muses. “If you just want to have one and don’t mind what it is, you won’t mind a mongrel. You might even have one given
to you. But if you have to have a purebred and you want it to be all kinds of wonderful, you have to pay more for it.” Or have one given to you. And since we’ve detoured into the animal kingdom, I should mention the purple betta that my husband recently brought home and installed in our son’s bedroom, expressing the curious belief that the colorful fish would speed his recovery from spring allergies. I never asked for a betta fish, either. Moreover, I don’t particularly believe in keeping fish as pets, yet it is now my job — naturally — to feed this pretty creature and keep its surroundings clean. Still, once we named our new pet Rose Emma, she began to flourish, her fins gradually becoming longer and flappier (never mind that our heavily adorned fish is most likely a male). Perched on the former changing table, her bowl now has gravel in it and a little fake tree. She likes looking at her next-door neighbor — none other than my Mother’s Day orchid. The plant’s petals dreamily complement Rose Emma’s subtly blended purple hues. At first, I joked about which entity would die sooner under my oafish care: the flower or the fish. But thus linked, enjoying filtered sunshine from the same window and the soporific peace that descends during the baby’s epic afternoon naps, they both seem more likely to stick around. X This Mother’s Day orchid needs a name! Please e-mail melanieb923@yahoo.com with ideas.
Calendar for June 17 - 25, 2009 Ace To The Rescue! (pd.) Custom grading • Lot clearing • View enhancements • Driveways • Tree removal • Ponds • Mulch/gravel. • 15 years experience, • Insured • Free estimates. Call Britt: (828) 216-0726. Ace Grading and Landscaping. Bring Dad! • Father’s Day Art And Garden Tour (pd.) Sunday, June 21, Biltmore Forest. Asheville GreenWorks (formerly Quality Forward) has sponsored the annual fundraiser in many neighborhoods around Asheville since the early ‘80s and this year it returns to the beautiful shaded Biltmore Forest gardens. Artists connected with Handmade in America have been invited to display their garden art on several lawns. The tour starts in the English inspired cottage beside the Biltmore Forest Town Hall on Vanderbilt Road. • From 1pm-5pm guests can visit 8 private gardens in the Forest by foot, bike or car. Admission is $15 (or 2 for $25). • Bring a Dad and he’ll receive a free boutonniere. • Choose a free plant and refreshments will be served. For more information, call 254-1776 or info@ashevillegreenworks.org Garden Composters • Rain Barrels (pd.) Asheville GreenWorks (Quality Forward), Asheville’s Keep America Beautiful, sells Garden Composters and Rain Barrels in the Green Goods Shop at 357 Depot Street. • 2 kinds of composters: an 11 cubic foot square stacked model for $85 and a 7 cubic foot tumbler that makes compost faster and looks cool for $175. • Rain Barrels are 65 gallons, are easy to install, and cost $135. • All are made of 100% recycled plastic. • All sales benefit plantings in Asheville and Buncombe County. For more information, call 254-1776 or stop on by 357 Depot Street or visit: www.qualityforward. org Asheville GreenWorks Our area’s Keep America Beautiful affiliate, working to clean and green the community through environmental volunteer projects. Info: 254-1776 or info@ashevillegreenworks.org.
gardeningcalendar • SU (6/21), 1-5pm - Father’s Day Garden Tour, featuring gardens in Biltmore Forest. Gardeners will be on hand to answer questions and discuss the landscapes. The tour will begin beside the Biltmore Forest Town Hall. Fathers will receive a boutonniere. $15/$25 for two. Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www. BlackMountainArts.org. • FR & SA (6/19 & 20), 10am-4pm - Self-guided tour of seven local gardens. Local plein air painters will be working at each garden; their paintings will be on display Sun. at the center. Maps available at the center. $15. • SA (6/20), 2pm - Gardening lecture and slideshow presentation by Pam Beck on “Best Garden Plants for N.C.” $20. Ikenobo Ikebana Society The Blue Ridge Chapter of Ikenobo Ikebana Society (Japanese Flower Arranging) is a nonprofit organization that meets monthly at St. John’s in the Wilderness Parish House (Rt.#225 South & Rutledge Rd.) in Flat Rock. Yearly membership is available. Info: 696-0967. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 10am-Noon - Meeting. Lavendar Festival • SA & SU (6/20 & 21), 10am-5pm - Tour lavender fields, navigate a lavender labyrinth, and learn cultivation techniques. Plus children’s workshops, a petting zoo and arts & crafts. Held at Mountain Farm in Burnsville. $5. Info: 675-4856. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • TUESDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10:30am - Guided Garden Tours. Meet at the Baker Exhibit Center Lobby. $6 parking fee. • TUESDAYS through SATURDAYS, 10am-Noon - Bonsai Volunteers in the Garden. Volunteers stationed in the Bonsai Exhibition Garden will answer questions about both the collection and the garden. • TU (6/23), 1pm - The Buzz about Hummingbirds: A special presentation by Simon Thompson of Wild Birds Unlimited Nature Shop. Held at the Education Center Auditorium. Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org. • WEDNESDAYS - 4:30-6:30pm - Open June-Sept.: Tryon Tailgate Market, across the railroad tracks from the Tryon Theatre. Info: 894-8823; 1-4pm - Open June-Oct.: Valle Crucis Farmers Market behind the Mast General store. Info: 963-6511; 3-6pm - Victory Tailgate Market, 1329 Tunnel Rd., E. Asheville, past the Blue Ridge Parkway entrance. Info: 775-5593; 2:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Weaverville Tailgate Market at Lake Louise. Info: 450-0708; 3:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: West Asheville Tailgate Market behind the West End Bakery and Haywood Road Market. Info: 281-9099; 2:30-5:30pm - Open May-Oct.: Spruce Pine Farmers Tailgate Market on Pollyanna’s Porch, next to Wildflowers, on Upper Street in downtown Spruce Pine. Info: 467-2171; 2-6:30pm - Open April-Dec.: Wednesday Afternoon Downtown Tailgate Market next to the French Broad Food Co-op in downtown Asheville. Info: 683-1607. • WEDNESDAYS - 9am-Noon & FRIDAYS - 2-6pm - Open May-Oct.: Burke County Farmers Market. Info: 439-4460. • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS - 8am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Haywood’s Historic Farmers Market at the HART Theater and Shelton House parking lot on Pigeon St. Info: 627-3469; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Waynesville Tailgate Market. Info: 648-6323; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Watauga County Farmers Market on Hwy. 105 Ext. in Boone. Info: 355-4918; WE, 1-6pm & SA, 7am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Cashiers Tailgate Market. Info: 230-4785. • THURSDAYS - 3-6pm - Open May-Nov.: Flat Rock Tailgate Market. Info: 698-8775. • FRIDAYS - 10am-2pm - Open June-Nov.: Cherokee Farmers Tailgate Market on Acquoni Road. in downtown Cherokee. Info: 554-6931.
• SATURDAYS - 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Andrews Farmers Market at First Street in Andrews. Info: 321-2006; 8am-1pm - Open April through Dec.: Asheville City Market in the Public Works parking lot on S. Charlotte St. Info: 348-0340; 8am-Noon - Open April-Dec.: North Asheville Tailgate Market on the campus of UNCA. Info: 683-1607; 7am-Noon - Open April-Nov.: Henderson County Tailgate Market at 100 N. King St. (between First and Second Avenues). Info: 693-7265; 10am-2pm - Open April-Oct.: Cedar Valley Farmers Market in downtown Murphy. Info: 361-7505; 8-11:30am - Open April-Nov.: Polk Tailgate Market in front of the Polk County Courthouse. Info: 894-2281; 8am-Noon - Open June-Oct.: Franklin Tailgate Market in Macon County at West Palmer St. Info: 349-2046; 8am-Noon - Open April-early fall: Lenoir Bluegrass Farmers Market at the Hog Waller stage. Info: 292-4664; 8am-2pm - Open year-round: French Broad Food Co-op Arts & Farm Market at 90 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville. Art demos and live music. Info: 236-9367; 9amNoon - Rutherfordton Farmers Market on Main St. in downtown Rutherfordton; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Mountain Valley Farmers Market on the downtown square in Hayesville. Info: 389-3022; 8:30am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Graham County Farmers Market in the United Community Bank parking lot in Robbinsville. Info: 479-8788; 8am-Noon - Bakersville Farmers Market in the Bakersville Community Medical Clinic parking lot in Bakersville; 8:30am-12:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Yancey County Farmers Market on S. Main St. at Hwy 19E. Info: 682-0601; 9am-1pm - Open April-Nov.: Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market in the parking lot near Pittman Cafeteria up Dormitory Dr. at Mars Hill College. Info: 680-9890; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Black Mountain Tailgate Market at 130 Montreat Road in Black Mountain. Info: 582-5039; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Jackson County Farmers Market on Railroad Ave. at Bridge Park. Info: 507-1146; 9am-Noon - Open May-Sept.: Riceville Community Tailgate Market in the parking lot of the Riceville Community Center. Info: 2986549; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Big Ivy Market at Marvin and Brenda Dillingham’s on Spice Cove Dr. Info: 626-2624; 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Swain County Tailgate Market in downtown Bryson City. Info: 488-3848. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Open May-Oct.: Greenlife Tailgate Market at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440; Noon-4pm Open April-Nov.: Sundays on the Island, cross the river at the courthouse on Main St. in Marshall; 9am-5pm - Open JuneOct.: Topton Farmers Market at the crossroads in Topton. Info: 321-9030. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Canton Tailgate Market at the town hall in the municipal parking lot on Park St. Info: 235-2760. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 7am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Rutherford County Farmers Market on Fairgrounds Road, off Business 74 Hwy. Info: 287-6080. • TUESDAYS, Noon-5pm & SATURDAYS, 8am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Morganton Farmers Market behind Geppetto’s Pizza on Beach St. in Morganton. Info: 438-5252; 3-6pm - Open June-Sept.: Marion Tailgate Market in the municipal parking lot. Info: 652-2215. • TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-2pm - Hendersonville Curb Market at Church St., directly across from the old courthouse. Info: 692-8012 or curbmarket@bellsouth.com; 7am-1pm - Open April-Dec.: Transylvania County Tailgate Market in the parking lot behind South Broad Park, next to the library in Brevard. Info: 884-9483. WNC Agricultural Center Hosts agricultural events, horse shows and farm-related competitions. Located at 1301 Fanning Bridge Rd. in Fletcher. Info: 687-1414. • FR (6/19) through SU (6/21) - Piedmont Dairy Goat Show. Free.
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Community Events & Workshops Asheville ABC Series “Assembling Ideas, Building our Futures, Connecting Communities.” For more info, including a consistently
updated schedule: www. ashevilleabc.com. • FR (6/19), 6-8pm “Empowering & Recognition of Homeless.” Held at Firestorm Cafe & Books. Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity Tours Take an introductory tour of Asheville Area Habitat. Meet the Executive Director, tour a house under construction, talk with a new Habitat homeowner and volunteers, and learn about the Habitat Home Store. To register for an upcoming tour or for more info: 210-9378 or ahubbard@ashevillehabitat.org. • 3rd FRIDAYS, 8-9:30am - Homeward Bound Tour. Asheville Community Economic Forum • FR (6/19), 10-11am - The City of Asheville and Asheville City Council will host a public forum to discuss current economic conditions in Asheville. Mayor Terry Bellamy will be joined by a panel of local
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speakers. At the Civic Center Banquet Hall. Asheville Design Center An exhibit and meeting space at 8 College St., Asheville. Formed by volunteer professionals, including architects, planners, landscape architects, urban designers, community advocates and others concerned with sound regional development. Info: www.ashevilledesigncenter. org. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Forums. A wide variety of presentations promoting livable and sustainable design solutions for growth in our community. Visit the Web site for details. Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Pl., unless otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265. • TU (6/23), 9am - Sightseer trip to the Cradle of Forestry. Pack a picnic lunch. $20. Citizens’ Awareness Asheville A grassroots organization formed by local residents who have become outraged at law enforcement harassment and brutality occurring within our community. Info: 398-4817. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Eliada Homes Inc. Tours The public is invited to tour the century-old West Asheville campus, stay for lunch in the cafeteria, meet some of the students, and learn more about the organization’s mission. Info: 254-5356, ext. 108 or dpope@eliada.org. • 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 10:30am & 4pm - Guided tours. Homeward Bound of Asheville HBofA’s mission is to end chronic homelessness. The organization is currently collecting stories and turning them into Musical Folk-Life Plays, enabling the houseless community to have a voice, while challenging stereotypes of who is homeless and why. Info: becky.hbofa@yahoo. com. • SA (6/20) - Bus Trip to Lavonia. Please send an email to reserve a place. $14. • SU (6/21) through TU (6/23), 10am-1pm - “Story Gathering Workshop and
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Individual Interviews,” with Jules Corriere. • TU (6/23), 10am-1pm - Story Gathering Workshop. Storytellers, story-gatherers, transcribers, interested volunteers, meet at Central Methodist Church on Haywood Street, past the Rescue Mission. • WE (6/24) through FR (6/26), 10am-1pm - “Interim Hour Exchange,” with Ron Pate at the Church of the Advocate, 900-B Centre Park Dr. Objective: Identify the resources and how to tap into them.
N.C. Services for the Deaf and the Hard of Hearing Located at 12 Barbetta Dr., just past Biltmore Square Mall. Info: 665-8733 or judith. pittillo@ncmail.net. • WE (6/24) “Telecommunications.” RSVP by June 17. Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute Info: 862-5554 or www. pari.edu. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm - Public tours led by Friends of PARI docents. $5. Reservations are recommended. Great for all ages. Call or e-mail cwhitworth@ pari.edu for more information. Public Safety Course Sponsored by The Haywood Community College Natural Resources Management Department and the N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission. Classes will be held at Haywood Community College in the 300 Building, Rm. 309 & 310. Free. Info: 627-4560 or jcarver@haywood.edu. • MO (6/22) & TU (6/23), 6pm - 2009 Boat & Safety Course. Attendance is required for two consecutive evenings. Registration required. Western Alliance Center for Independent Living Located at 108 New Leicester Hwy., Asheville. Info: 2981977 or www.westernalliance.org. • TH (6/18), 2-3:30pm - Emergency Preparedness Workshop for people with disabilities at 108 New Leicester Highway. A $10 travel stipend to the first 10 who sign up. Call to register.
weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted. The Carl Sandburg Home and the Vagabond School of Drama will begin their summer season of
wed historical plays, Sandburg’s Lincoln and Rootabaga, Wednesday, June 17, from 10:15 to 10:45 a.m. at the Carl Sandburg Home amphitheater. Performances will continue through Aug. 15. Info: 6934178.
Local act The Velvetones will perform soul, R&B and funk tunes Thursday, June 18, from 7 to 9 p.m.
thur as part of Black Mountain’s annual outdoor summer concert series, Park Rhythms, at Lake Tomahawk Park. Bring a chair or blanket. Info: 669-8610.
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The public is invited to the Asheville Community Economic Forum Friday, June 19, from 10 to 11 a.m. at the Asheville Civic Center’s banquet hall, 87 Haywood St. Mayor Terry Bellamy and a panel of local speakers will discuss current economic conditions in Asheville.
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Head to the 25th annual Dillsboro Arts and Music Festival Saturday, June 20. Front Street in Dillsboro will be filled with traditional and contemporary mountain crafts and fine art, live music, dancing and storytelling from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info: 631-5100.
Asheville Gem Fest will take over both floors of Pack Place Friday, June 19, through Sunday, sun The June 21. There will be jewelry, gems, minerals, fossils, activities for all ages, speakers, a silent auction and more. Info: 254-7162 or www.colburnmuseum.org.
“America in Crisis” is this year’s theme for Buncombe County Public Libraries’ annual Chautauqua
mon held Monday, June 22, through Thursday, June 25, on the grounds of the Smith-McDowell House
Museum. George Washington, Eleanor Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and Rosa Parks will take the stage (portrayed by actors) to talk about the national crises that confronted each of them. $3/$8 for all four nights. Info: 250-4700.
tue Screenings of this year’s Asheville 48 Hour Film Project entries will be held Tuesday, June 23,
through Thursday, June 25, at 4 p.m., 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. each evening at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company, 675 Merrimon Ave. $5. Info: 254-1281.
Social & SharedInterest Groups Ardent Toastmasters Club Afraid to speak in public? Want to practice your speaking skills in a fun and supportive environment? Come see what the club is about. Meets at the Y.M.I., 39 S. Market St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 225-8680 or www.toastmasters.org/websiteApps/. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Meeting. Arise & Shine Toastmasters Ready to overcome your fear of public speaking and to enhance your communication and leadership skills? This group provides a friendly environment in which to do so. Guests have no obligation to join. Info: 776-5076. • THURSDAYS, 7:30am - Meets at UNCA’s Highsmith Student Union. Asheville Bridge Room Provides ACBL sanctioned duplicate bridge games daily at the River Ridge Market Place, Suite C-1. Most games last about four hours and the table fees are generally $6/
person. If you need a partner, call ahead. Info: 299-0887 or AvlleBridge@aol.com. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 12:30pm - Games start.TUESDAYS, 6:45pm - Games start.SATURDAYS, 1pm - Games start. SUNDAYS, 1:15pm - Games start. Asheville Chapter of the NAWIC The National Association of Women in Construction is dedicated to the advancement of women involved in all facets of the construction industry. Info: www.ashevillenawic.com. • 4th MONDAYS, 6pm - Meeting at the Cornerstone Restaurant on Tunnel Road. Guests are always welcome. Asheville Civitan Club Come hear community leaders present programs. Meetings are held at Trinity Episcopal Church, corner of Church St. and Aston St. Open to the public. RSVP for lunch: $8.50. Info: 348-4222 or www.ashevillecivitan.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon Meeting. Asheville Holistic Gatherings
Events include: organic potlucks, hikes and cycling, free yoga in the park, meditations of all kinds, massage trading partners, audios and videos, sushi parties, book parties, prayer circles and sharing of knowledge. $1-2 donations appreciated. Info: http:// meetup.com/funmeisters or 505-4890. • SATURDAYS, 6pm Gathering. Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505. • THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome. Asheville Linux Users Group A not-for-profit group that provides support and education for Linux users, particularly for inexperienced users. All are welcome. Info: 255-8115. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 5-7pm - Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Asheville Municipal Golf Course Ladies Association Local women golfers are invited to join. Info: 2981867.
• TUESDAYS, 8:30am Meeting at the golf course at 226 Fairway Dr. Asheville NOW Asheville Branch of the National Organization for Women meets at various locations. Please call for location details. NOW’s goal is to bring about equality for all women. The organization works to eliminate discrimination/harassment in all sectors of society; eradicate racism, sexism and homophobia; and promote equality and justice. Info: 277-7354 or now.asheville@yahoo.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS - Meeting. Asheville Stamp Club Stamp collecting for all ages. Info: 692-9550. • 3rd SUNDAYS, 2pm - Meeting in the community center at Deerfield, 1617 Hendersonville Rd. Asheville Toastmasters Club Improve speaking and leadership skills with the longest-established toastmasters group in the Carolinas. Toastmasters is an international communication and leadership program designed to help individuals overcome
the fear of public speaking, and learn leadership skills. Info: 551-3150 or www. ashevilletoastmasters.com. • THURSDAYS, 6:15pm - The club meets at Denny’s Restaurant on Patton Ave. Guests are always welcome and there is no pressure to participate. Barter/Exchange Asheville “Money sure not buying what it used to!” Barter is alive and thriving in Asheville. Be a part of this growing network of people who trade, share, donate. Join the group’s Facebook: Barter Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at Buddha’s Bagels, 333 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Blue Ridge Toastmasters Club This club helps members improve their public speaking skills in fun and freewheeling meetings. Guests are welcome to visit, no speaking required. Info: www.blueridgetm.org or 505-1375. • MONDAYS, Noon - Meets at the First Presbyterian Church, 40 Church St., Rm. 203, Asheville. Cribbage Club Info: 274-2398. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Meets at Atlanta Bread Company, 633 N. Merrimon Ave. Evolver Spore Asheville: Screening Party • WE (6/17), 8:30-10:30pm - Screening party and potluck dinner sponsored by Evolver social network and the FBI. Films include interviews with author Daniel Pinchbeck prior to the publication of his book 2012. Group discussion to follow, along with musical guests. At the French Broad Institute, 68 Main St., Marshall. Food Not Bombs Come share food and build community. Asheville Food Not Bombs serves free vegetarian food and hosts informal activist networking. Won’t you join us for a picnic? • SATURDAYS, 3:30pm Meets at Pritchard Park. Four Seasons Toastmasters Club Gain experience in public speaking. Info: 606-6922. • WEDNESDAYS, 8-9am - The club meets in the auditorium (called the Smokey Mountain Theater) at Lake Point Landing retirement community in Hendersonville. Gay and Lesbian Bridge Ambitious beginners or moderate skills appreciated. Free. Info: jafrle@yahoo.com. • SUNDAYS, 2pm - Gay and lesbian bridge game in Asheville. Ja Vin Community Exchange Info: 664-0088. • SUNDAYS, 2pm Community action group
meeting. Open discussion on relative issues. Land of Sky Toastmasters For those interested in improving their communication skills and becoming more confident. Everyone is welcome to join, and there is no cost to visitors, but there is a nominal fee to those who wish to join. Info: www.landofskytoastmasters.org. • TUESDAYS, 7-8am - Meets on Long Shoals Road in Arden. Land-of-Sky Regional Council Info: 251-6622 or www. landofsky.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, 1pm Regional Council Meeting. Lesbians in the Mountains (LIM) Info: 606-5364. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meets for dinner at Martin’s Italian Restaurant (formerly known as Little Venice) in the River Ridge Shopping Center on Fairview Road. Marijuana Policy Project Help organize and advocate for the recognition, regulation and legal protection for patients to follow their doctors’ advice to use medical marijuana. E-mail questions to: mppwnc@gmail.com. Info: www.mpp.org. • 3rd SUNDAYS - Meeting at the Greenlife Community Center. Model Airplane Show • SA (6/20), 10am-3pm Join the Asheville-Buncombe Aeromodelers Flying Club at the Buncombe County Sports Park for the third annual Model Airplane Show. There will be an air show and many models on display. Bring a lawn chair; pack a picnic. Info: 250-4269. NAACP The NAACP works to insure the protection and enhancement of the civil rights of minority groups and citizens. Info: 281-3066. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm General membership meeting at 91 Patton Ave. Network of Spiritual Progressives Working to foster a new bottom line in our political system and culture, this national movement is open to all spiritual people, whether religious or not. Info: 626-2837 or www.spiritualprogressives. org/index.php?topic=wnc. • 4th MONDAYS, 5:30 - Brown bag BYO supper —- 6-8pm - Meeting and program. At Jubilee!, 101 Patton Ave. Visitors are always welcome. Old Buncombe County Genealogical Society Open for research at 128 Bingham Rd., Suite 700. The Old Buncombe County
Genealogical Society Library specializes in Old Buncombe County, which comprised the western third of the state. $5/day for nonmembers. Info: 253-1894 or www.obcgs. com. • SA (6/20), 11am - Annual picnic. This will be an indoor picnic at the library, and will include members of First Families of Old Buncombe and OBCGS. Call or e-mail obcgs@bellsouth.net for more info. Ridgefield Toastmasters Club This communication and leadership program is intended to help you improve your communication skills.
Guests do not have to participate. Info: 236-5850 or www. ridgefieldtoastmasters.com. • TUESDAYS, Noon-1pm - Meeting in the conference room at Dixon Hughes, 500 Ridgefield Court (behind Biltmore Square Mall).
Rotary Club of Brevard The club welcomes new members and guests. Info: 883-4888 or www.brevardrotary.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Meets for lunch at The Quarry Restaurant in downtown Brevard. Rotary Club of Flat Rock
Info: 694-0768, information@flatrockrotary.org or www.flatrockrotary.org. • THURSDAYS, 5pm - Meeting at Season’s Restaurant of Highland Lakes Inn in Flat Rock. Call if interested in attending.
Rotary Club of Pisgah Forest Info: 884-9474 or jlr@mtnwaves.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 8am Breakfast meeting at the Glen Cannon Country Club. New members and guests are welcome. Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. We
have all the gear, just bring your vocabulary. Info: 2528154. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville. We have all the gear. No dues the first six months. Just bring your vocabulary.
Sophisticated Singles Are you a sophisticated single and interested in joining other singles 45 years old and up? See what you have in common with us. Info: 254-7546. • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meeting in the Renaissance Hotel lounge in downtown Asheville.
Stella’s Place Hendersonville’s newest and friendliest lesbian online and in-person social group. This is a place to meet new friends, post meetings and gatherings and have lively discussions. Info: http://groups. google.com/group/stellasplace. • 3rd SATURDAYS - Meeting. Veterans for Peace Info: 582-5180. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Veterans’ Voices Radio Planning Meeting at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Free and open to the public.
• TUESDAYS, 5-6pm - Stand for peace with members of Veterans for Peace, Iraq Veterans Against the War, Military Families Speak Out and other peace mongers at Vance Monument in downtown Asheville. Western Alliance Center for Independent Living Located at 108 New Leicester Hwy., Asheville. Info: 2981977 or www.westernalliance.org. • TH (6/18), 4-5:30pm - Hamburger and hotdog potluck. Hamburgers and hotdogs provided; bring side dishes or ice and drinks. $2. WNC Hokie Alumni Chapter
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This chapter is for Virginia Tech Alumni living in WNC. Info: 273-1458. • MO (6/22), 7-9pm Meeting at the Atlanta Bread Co. located 1/2 mile south of I-40 on Hendersonville Road in Asheville. Women in the Wind The Smoky Mountain Thunder Chapter is an organization that unites women who share a common interest in motorcycling, promotes a positive image of women in motorcycling, and educates its members on motorcycle safety and maintenance. Info: 651-8720. • 3rd SUNDAYS, 12:30pm - The group meets at ACME Motorcycles. Info: 628-0058. Youth OUTright Weekly Discussion Group A group for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth ages 14-20 meets at the Jefferson House, 21 Edwin Place, Asheville. Info: www.myspace.com/ youthoutright. • FRIDAYS, 6:30-9pm Discussion group meets.
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who have become outraged at law enforcement harassment and brutality occurring within our community. Info: 398-4817 or 255-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Asheville Latte Republicans All are welcome for coffee, conversation and conservatism. • 4th THURSDAYS, 5:307pm - Meetings at Caffiend, 120 Merrimon Ave. Buncombe County Republican ACTION Club • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm - Dinner at Ryan’s on Brevard Road —- 6:30pm - Meeting. City of Asheville Public Meetings Info: www.ashevillenc.gov. • 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 5pm - Asheville City Council meets on the second floor of City Hall. Drinking Liberally Hoist a pint for democracy with other like-minded, leftof-center souls. Drinking Liberally is a fun and informal political discussion group. Open to all, the only cost is your tab. Info: asheville@ drinkingliberally.org or www. drinkingliberally.org. • THURSDAYS, 7-10pm - Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. Tasting Room, 77 Coxe Ave. downtown.
FairTax Supporters of WNC Grassroots support for the FairTax.org bill in congress. Find out how this legislation can benefit you and our country. Info: 333-4146. • 4th TUESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting at Panera Bread Company on Hendersonville Road. Housing & Community Development Committee Meetings are held at Asheville City Hall. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting in the 5th floor Planning Department’s large conference room. Vigil for Peace and Justice On the grounds of All Souls Cathedral. • SUNDAYS, 5:30-6pm CDST & 4:30-5pm CST Vigil. Anyone may participate.
Seniors & Retirees Fitness at North Asheville Community Center An exercise group welcomes new participants interested in fun exercise. Come get healthy, and it’s free, too! No discrimination against younger participants. • MONDAYS & THURSDAYS, 9-9:45am - Exercise. Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, age 50
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and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round. Info: 698-3448 or www. LJRsoftball.com. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS - Morning games at Jackson Park in Hendersonville. Lakeview Senior Center 401 S. Laurel Circle, Black Mountain. Info: 669-8610. • WE & TH (6/17 & 18) & WE (6/24) - Volunteers will be available to help area seniors do light maintenance work, gardening, painting, cleaning or any other jobs that may need to be done in and around your home free of charge. Call for reservations. • FR (6/19), 10am - Lunch and learn. Tour the local gardens participating in the Black Mountain Center for the Arts Garden Tour. $18. Senior ECO Group For retirees interested in environmental issues. Meetings are held in the conference room at the Environmental and Conservation Organization office, 121 Third Ave. West in Hendersonville. Info: 692-0382 or www.ecownc.org. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 10am - Meeting. Stephens-Lee Center Events Located at 30 George Washington Carver St. Info: 350-2058.
• WEDNESDAYS, 2-2:45pm - Super Seniors. A free stretch and movement class. Swannanoa Valley Museum Located at 223 W. State St., Black Mountain. Info: 6699566 or www.swannanoavalleymuseum.org. • WE (6/17) - Day Camp for Grown-Ups: Visit Penland School of Crafts.
Animals Mayfel’s Dog Days of Summer (pd.) Every Thursday through August patrons are invited to come eat and drink with their furry friends in our front patio or back courtyard, 22 College Street, downtown Asheville, 252-8840. Complimentary dog treats provided! This week 10% of proceeds will go to Haywood Animal Welfare Association. Animal Compassion Network WNC’s largest nonprofit, nokill animal welfare organization. Find a new pet at their pet adoption events. Info: 274-DOGS or www.animalcompassionnetwork.org. • DAILY - Cat and dog adoptions at Pet Harmony, ACN’s pet store for rescued pets, located at 803 Fairview St. Meet animals ready to find their permanent homes. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 11am-3pm - ACN cats and
dogs will be available for adoption at PetSmart. Asheville Aussie Club A new group connecting Australian Shepherds and their people. Info: (704) 806-7300. • SATURDAYS, 11am-Noon - Please call for weekly meeting location. Asheville Humane Society Animals available for adoption from AHS at 72 Lee’s Creek Rd. in Asheville. View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 236-3885, ext. 311 or www. ashevillehumane.org. • Through FR (6/19), 5pm - June is Adopt-A-Cat Month. To celebrate, AHS is seeking the next top cat model to serve as spokescat for 2009 Adopt-A-Cat month. Submit the perfect shot of your cat for consideration. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 11am-3pm - Pet adoptions at PetsMart on Airport Rd. Asheville Kennel Club Membership is open to everyone interested in purebred dogs and responsible dog ownership. Info: 258-4833. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Breed Handling Class at the Federal Reserve Center on Louisiana Avenue. Open to the public.
Brother Wolf Animal Rescue A no-kill organization. Info: peggyhodge@charter.net or 808-9435. • SA (6/20), Noon-4pm - Pet Adoption Day at Bone-A-Fide Bakery & Pet Boutique, 118-A Cherry St., Black Mountain. Cat Rescue Center The cat rescue and adoption center is located at 635 Bo Cove Rd. in Cullowhee. Info: 293-0892 or www.catman2. org. • SUNDAYS, 10am-5pm Cat rescue center open. Greyhound Friends of N.C. Come meet our greyhounds and find out what great pets ex-racing greyhounds make. They are sweet, calm, quiet pets who need homes. Info: www.greyhoundfriends.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS, 11:30am-1:30pm - Meetand-greet at PetSmart on Airport Road. Transylvania Animal Alliance Group For information about T.A.A.G., or donations of time or resources, 966-3166, taagwags@citcom.net or www.taag.petfinder.com. • SATURDAYS, 11am-4pm Adoption Days at PETsMART on Airport Road in Arden. WNC Agricultural Center Hosts agricultural events, horse shows and farm-related
competitions. Located at 1301 Fanning Bridge Rd. in Fletcher. Info: 687-1414. • WE (6/24) through SU (6/28) - Piedmont Paso Fino Assoc. Horse Show. Free admission. Info: 687-1414.
Business & Careers Debtors Anonymous 12-step recovery on issues of underearning, debt and learning to live one’s vision in life. Info: 779-0077. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at the Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. Hendersonville Business & Professional Women Dedicated to empowering women personally, professionally and politically. Activities include National Business Women’s Week, Equal Pay Day and National Women’s History Month. Info: www.bpwhendersonville.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 5:308pm - Meeting. International Association of Administrative Professionals IAAP enhances the skills and knowledge of administrative professionals through continuing education, facilitates networking with colleagues, and establishes high professional standards through certification. Info: stephanie.
leathers@cavanaughsolutions.com. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Regular meeting.
JobLink Workshops Mountain Area JobLink Career Center sponsors free workshops that include Conducting a Powerful Job Search, Interviewing and Salary Negotiation, Identifying Career Interests and Write a Winning Resume. Info: 250-4761. • MONDAYS-FRIDAYS, 8:30am-5pm - Center open. Marion Business Association Info: 652-2215. • Through TU (6/30) - Grant applications are being accepted. The NC STEP Leadership Committee is currently offering grants to small businesses located within the City of Marion. Mountain BizWorks Information Sessions Mountain BizWorks, 153 South Lexington Ave., assists aspiring and current small business owners with business training and loans. To register: 253-2834, ext. 17. • MONDAYS, 10am & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30pm - Info Sessions. Learn about the classes and services that are offered at Mountain BizWorks. Mountain BizWorks Workshops Mountain BizWorks is located at 153 S. Lexington Ave. • TH (6/18), 11:30am-1pm Free lunch seminar on branding. Learn how to expand your advertising effectiveness without spending more money. To register: adriana@ mountainbizworks.org or 692-5826. • TU (6/23), 6-8pm - The Second Annual Member Showcase will feature presentations by Mountain BizWorks member businesses, finger food, music and more. RSVP by June 19. Info: jamie@ mountainbizworks.org or 253-2834 ext. 11. Free for members/$5 guests. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 6843798, 891-8700 or www. unitync.net. • WE (6/17), 7-9pm - Money Mojo & The Work of Byron Katie. Find gold beneath your stressful thoughts at a Money Inquiry Circle, with Meg MacLeod, certified Facilitator of the Work. No experience needed; all welcome. Free or love offering. Info: 254-6484.
Volunteering ABCCM Is Looking for Volunteers ABCCM’s Medical Ministry provides a free medical and dental clinic for lowincome, uninsured residents of Buncombe County. Volunteers are needed in the following areas: administration, physicians, pharmacists, pharmacy technicians, dentists, hygienists, dental assts. and especially nurses. Maintenance volunteers are also needed to help with painting and repair work. Info: 259-5339, ext. 319. • MONDAYS through THURSDAYS, 9am-5pm & MONDAYS, TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm - Volunteers needed to assist in the medical, pharmacy and dental clinic. American Cancer Society Road to Recovery Program: Volunteers are needed to drive cancer patients to and from their treatments. Make a difference in the lives of cancer patients by becoming a volunteer driver. Info: 546931, 1-800-ACS-2345 or www.cancer.org. • WE (6/17) - Road to Recovery volunteer training begins. Ashevillage Institute (AVI) Nonprofit eco-urban education center and living laboratory for sustainable solutions. Info or to RSVP: 225-8820, info@ashevillage.org or www.ashevillage.org. • THURSDAYS, 9am-5pm - Volunteer days and potluck lunch. Volunteers needed in: gardening, permaculture, stonework, carpentry, marketing, administration, fundraising, business development. Asheville GreenWorks Father’s Day Garden Tour • SU (6/21), 10am-3pm - Come help Asheville GreenWorks highlight some of our area’s greatest gardens during this annual fundraising event as a docent, driver, with refreshments, or in registration. To sign up to volunteer or for tickets: 254-1776. Graffiti Removal Action Teams Join Asheville GreenWorks in combating graffiti vandalism in our community. Group setup based on desired location and cleanup availability, supplies provided by Asheville GreenWorks. Removing quickly and keeping covered is the best way to reduce graffiti. Info: 254-1776. • THURSDAYS - Graffiti removal. Guardian ad Litem Program Seeks Volunteers Volunteers are needed to advocate for children involved in the juvenile court process
due to abuse and neglect. Free training prepares volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life. Info: 251-6130. • TU (6/23), 1-4pm - Training begins. Call for information/application.
Habitat for Humanity Seeks Volunteers for the Home Store & Construction Site Help build houses in Buncombe County by volunteering at the Habitat for Humanity Home Store and at the building site in Enka Hills. Volunteers are needed who can make an ongoing commitment to a shift in the Home Store. Info: 251-5702
or brusso@ashevillehabitat. org. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - Volunteer orientations at 30 Meadow Rd.
Hands On Asheville-Buncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www.handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the Web site to sign up for a project. • TH (6/18), 5:30-7:30pm - Knit-n-Give. Help make hats to be given to newborns served by the Buncombe County Health Center’s
Community Health Program. All skill levels welcome. • SA (6/20), 11am-1:30pm - Show support to hospice patients and their families by cooking and serving a meal at the John Keever Solace Center —- 10am-1pm - Volunteers will be preparing the Emma Community Garden for fertilization, planting and harvest. Volunteers should wear seasonal work clothes and sturdy shoes, and bring sunscreen and water. • TH (6/25), 4-6pm - Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store that
sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries. Men and Women Wanted Big Brothers Big Sisters is looking for persons age 18 and older to share outings twice a month with youth from single-parent homes. Activities are free or lowcost, such as sports, local attractions etc. BBBS offers free tickets to events and discounts at various businesses. Info: 253-1470 or www. bbbswnc.org. • TH (6/25), Noon - Info session at the United Way building, 50 S. French Broad Ave., Rm. 213.
Health Programs & Support Groups Alternative Medicine and Integrative Healing Conference (pd.) June 27-28. Pain Management, Herbology, Acupuncture, Integrative Movement, Ayurveda Massage, Healing Touch, Chiropractic Care and much more. (828) 257-4475. www. mahec.net Got Pain? Get Rolfed! (pd.) • $20 off first session! • Money-back guarantee. • Sandy, Certified Rolf Practitioner, NC#558, (828) 296-0011. You haven’t tried
everything until you’ve tried: www.originalrolfmethod.com Shoji Spa Discounts and Events (pd.) • Locals Discount: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. • SPArty: Wednesday evenings. Drinks, food and music, free. • Free Health Forum: Tuesdays, noon. Complimentary talk and food. 828-299-0999 www. shojiretreats.com Stop Being A Slave to Compulsive Habits, Depression and Anxiety (pd.) Studies have proven that self-destructive patterns involving food, alcohol/drugs, overspending and moods all have a common emotional
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root. • Retrain your brain using mindfulness skills • Create a secure attachment to yourself. • Re-balance your emotions • Incline your mind towards joy, away from the stress response and negativity • Experience resilience and lasting gains • Revolutionary new program is now available in the Asheville area. • Call to arrange a free consultation from a Certified Facilitator. 231-2107 or email: empowering.solutions@yahoo.com ADD/ADHD and Meditation: Introduction Scientific findings from medical journals on the applications of the Transcendental Meditation technique for treatment of ADHD and other learning disorders. Discussion, video, Q&A. Free. Info: www.adhd-tm.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Info: 254-4350. Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOAs continue “survival” behaviors they had as children, which no longer serve them as adults. In fact, they prohibit ACOAs from becoming who they want to be. Come learn how to grow in recovery and become the person you know you are meant to be through this 12-step
group. The only ACOA group in WNC. Info: 281-1314. • FRIDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meets at Grace Episcopal Church off Merrimon Ave. in Asheville. Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-2861326 or www.wnc-alanon. org. • WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - AlAnon in West Asheville: Meeting at West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Rd., across from Ingles. Separate Newcomers’ Meeting meets also at 8pm. Info: 258-4799. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 242-6197. • FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of AlAnon is a gay-friendly support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at
All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 670-6277 (until 9pm). • FRIDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • FRIDAYS, 6:30pm - Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave.SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte and Macon. Beginners welcome.SATURDAYS, Noon - Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St., next to the library. Enter via side glass doors. • SUNDAYS, 5-6pm - Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566. • MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Black Mountain Group meets at
St. James Episcopal Church, 424 W. State St. Info: 2778620.TUESDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 253-6624. Alateen Alateen is a support group for teens who have a friend or family member who is an alcoholic. • MONDAYS, 6-7pm - Meets at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. For ages 13 to 19. All Souls Counseling Center Located at 23 Orange St, Asheville. To register or for more info: 259-3369. • WEDNESDAYS, 1:303pm - Walking Group With Depression Education. Learn new ways to deal with depression while benefiting from walking and group processing. • SATURDAYS, 6-7:30pm Support Group for Recovering Addicts. • MONDAYS, 3-5pm - Ecological Approach to Depression & Anxiety. Experience the healing qualities of the natural world. Alzheimer’s Disease & Related Disorders Offered throughout WNC by the Alzheimer’s Association. For additional listings and more info: 254-7363.
Alzheimer’s Association 24-hour helpline: (800) 2723900. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 6pm First Baptist Church, 503 Park St., Swannanoa. • 4th THURSDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting at ClareBridge, 4 Walden Ridge Rd., Swannanoa. Art of Intimacy Practice Group Learn life-changing communication and relationship skills, drawing from the work of Brad Blanton (Radical Honesty), Marshal Rosenberg (Nonviolent Communication), Susan Campbell (Getting Real), John Bradshaw (Homecoming) and others. By donation. Info: 254-5613 or www.centerforsacredsexuality.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - Meeting. Asheville Area Psoriasis Education Group This education and support group meets at Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. Info: 2714737, asheville@support. psoriasis.org or http://support.psoriasis.org/asheville. • Last WEDNESDAYS, 79pm - Meeting. Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective An inclusive, non-judgmental and without hierarchy group. All people with mental health
or emotional issues are welcome. Info: 251-4699. • MONDAYS, 7pm - Meeting at YWCA, 185 S. French Broad Ave. BirthNetwork of WNC A nonprofit pregnancy support and educational group. Monthly meetings are free and open to the public. Held at the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville, 1800 Four Seasons Blvd., in the Pardee Education Center. Info: birthnetworkofwnc@gmail.com or www.birthnetwork.org. • TU (6/23) 7-8pm - The monthly meeting will focus on “Nutrition in Pregnancy,” with Dr. Victoria Moreno. Cancer Support Group for Caregivers • MONDAYS, 11am-Noon - Meetings at Jubilee, 46 Wall St., Asheville. Emotional support for family members of people experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394. Cancer Support Group for Women • MONDAYS, 1:30-3pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church. Emotional support for women experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394. Diabetic Support Group
Enabling you to stand toe to toe with diabetes. Info: 3018555 or pharmacistdrugsandyou@yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm Meets in E. Asheville.
Dual Recovery Group Group meets at the Black Mountain Presbyterian Church House, 117 Montreat Road. For individuals who have a chemical dependency, emotional, and/or psychiatric illness and need support. We share our experience, strength, and hope with one another. A 12-step based program. Info: 357-8403. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8pm - Group meets. Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the support group meetings. Info: 337-4685 or www.thecenternc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Free. El Circulo Playful, deadly, spontaneous healing. A new, evolving martial art and conscious movement formally known as Pa Kua. Info: 280-7287.
• WEDNESDAYS, 5:30pm - Free classes at Montford Park.
Emotions Anonymous Another Life Foundation will be holding Emotions Anonymous Support Group meetings by way of teleconferencing. All that is needed is a phone and the Internet. Free. Info: 1-888-543-3480 or www.anotherlifefoundation.org. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Meeting. Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. To register or for info: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600. • MO (6/22), 1-5pm - AARP Safe Driving Program. Reservations required. $12/$14 nonmembers. Food Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women who are willing to recover from the disease of food addiction. Sharing experiences and hope with others allows participants to recover from the disease one day at a time. All are welcome. Info: 242-3717.
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• MONDAYS, Noon-1pm & FRIDAYS, 7-8pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Food Addicts in Recovery For directions or more info: 697-5053. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Free meeting at St. Eugene’s Catholic Church. Grief Support Offered by Four Seasons Hospice & Palliative Care at Greatrex Place, 571 South Allen Road, Flat Rock. Info: 692-6178. • WEDNESDAYS (6/3 through 6/24), 5:30-7:30pm - Grief support group. Participants are asked to attend “Grief 101” first. Grief Support Group Meets at First United Methodist Church, 204 Sixth Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 693-4275. • 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 2pm - Meeting. Health Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Events are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 210-0100. • WE (6/17), 6:30pm - Learn how to heal your brain, and maintain a healthy brain for life. Registration required. • TH (6/18), 6:30pm - Learn how to have a more active lifestyle and regain control of your health and body. Registration required. • TU (6/23), 6:30pm Lecture on cancer prevention. Registration required. • WE (6/24), 6:30pm - Find out how to stop your blood sugar highs and lows because these can increase your risk for developing Metabolic Syndrome and Type 2 Diabetes. Registration required. Healthy Chocolate Meetup Taste raw chocolate (it’s really good) and learn the many benefits. Caffeine-free and diabetic friendly. Info: 545-2571. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting at 866 Haywood Rd., W. Asheville. Hep C Hope of WNC Group meetings and educational sessions to help those with Hepatitis C learn the skills necessary to cope with their illness, and to lend support through every phase of the disease, including liver transplantation. Info: 2540590, 669-0274 or www. hepchope.org. • 4th MONDAYS, 6pm Meetings are held at MAHEC, 501 Biltmore Ave. There will be an open forum to discuss Hepatitis C. Everyone is welcome. K.A.R.E. Support Groups
Kid’s Advocacy Resource Effort offers several ongoing support groups. Info: 4568995. • WEDNESDAYS, 5:307:30pm - Single Parents Support Group. Dinner and childcare provided. At First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Call ext. 201 for more info. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 10-11:30am - Parents of Preschoolers Networking Group. Circle of Parents model. Snacks and childcare provided. At St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church, 99 Academy St., Canton. • 2nd & 4th MONDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Family Support Group. Snacks and separate childcare activities provided. At K.A.R.E. House, 1159 N. Main St., Waynesville. This is a safe and respectful place for families whose children have experienced sexual abuse situations. Life in Balance Yet? Explore new self-empowering ways to achieve more peace and harmony in life. Info: 236-2267. • SUNDAYS, 6:30pm - Free seminar. Meditation and Health Treating hypertension, stress disorders, anxiety, depression, substance abuse and other health issues through the Transcendental Meditation technique. A discussion of medical research, NIH funded studies on TM and health, and the concept of “meditation, not medication.” Free. Info: 254-4350 or www. askthedoctors.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Men’s Group An opportunity for men to sit down together and share openly and honestly what is actually going on in their lives, and to participate in unconditional friendship and support of each others’ happiness, peace and liberation. Free. Info: 681-5177 or 776-4347. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Call for meeting location. Mission Hospitals Women’s Resource Center Support groups are free and open to men and women. Other classes available. Info: 213-8246. • 2nd & 4th MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Love Not Forgotten: Perinatal Support Group. Narcotics Anonymous A fellowship of recovering addicts that can help those afflicted get clean and stay clean through a 12-step program. The group focuses on recovering from the disease of addiction rather than any particular drug. For WNC NA
meeting schedules and info: www.wncana.org. Helpline: (866) 925-2148. • DAILY - Please call for location details. Operation Blood Drive • TH (6/25), 7am-6pm - At Trinity Baptist Church, 216 Shelburne Road, Asheville, and Grace Lutheran Church, 1245 Sixth Avenue West, Hendersonville. Hosted by WLOS and the Red Cross. For an Asheville appointment: 258-3888, ext. 402. For a Hendersonville appointment: 693-5605. Overcomers Recovery Support Group A Christian-based 12-step recovery program. Provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with life-controlling problems. Meetings are held at 32 Rosscraggon Road. All are welcome. Info: rchovey@ sos.spc-asheville.org. • TUESDAYS, 7-8pm Meeting. Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless noted. • THURSDAYS, Noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899. • SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks & Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery mtg. Info: 6690986. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Meth. Church, 2567 Asheville Hwy. (Hwy. 25). Open mtg. Info: 1-800-5804761. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Open mtg. Info: 277-8185. • TUESDAYS, 10:30amNoon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari. Open BBSS mtg. Info: 280-2213. Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed
below. Appointment and ID required. • TH (6/18), Noon-4pm - Highland Farms, 200 Tabernacle Dr., Black Mountain. Info: 669-6473. • SU (6/21), 8:30am-1pm - Central United Methodist Church, 27 Church St., Asheville. Info: 779-3076. S-Anon For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803. • WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week. S-Anon Meetings S-Anon is a 12-step recovery program for partners, family and friends of sexaholics. We share our experience, strength and hope to help solve our common problems. Meetings held weekly in Asheville, Fletcher and Waynesville. Call confidential voice mail for information: 258-5117. • WEEKLY - Meetings. Sex Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women recovering from addictive sexual behavior (physical and/or emotional). Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Info: 800477-8191 (live person Mon.Fri. 11am-7pm) or 348-0284 to leave a local message for a return call. • WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting. • SUNDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous SLAA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women who have a desire to stop living out a pattern of sex and love addiction. Behaviors addressed are: compulsive sexual behavior, extreme dependency on a person, chronic preoccupation with romance, intrigue or fantasy. Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Open to all sexual orientations. Info: AshevilleSLAA@gmail.com. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Meeting at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Step/Weights Class Free ongoing aerobics class with step, weights, resistance bands and stretches. Offered by Asheville Parks & Recreation to promote Asheville’s cardiovascular health. At Stephens-Lee Center (from S. Charlotte, turn on Max St. and go up the hill). Info: 350-2058. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Step/Weights Class. Transitions: Job Loss Resource & Support Group • WEDNESDAYS, 3pm - Meets at the First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville, located at the corner of Sixth Avenue and
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APA Pool League • June 1 - August 27 (pd.) Amateur League, all skill levels welcome. HAVE FUN. MEET PEOPLE. PLAY POOL. Sign-up for 8-ball or 9-ball. 828-329-8197. www. BlueRidgeAPA.com ONGOING ‚Äì Mon., Tues., Wed., or Thur. ‚Äì YOUR CHOICE! Asheville Foosball Weekly “open draw your partner” foosball (table soccer) tournaments. Cash prizes. Open to all skill levels, beginner to pro-master. Visit Asheville Foosball on the Web at: www.netfoos.com. • FRIDAYS, 8:30pm Tournament at Northside Grill and Bar, 853 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-2349. Asheville Lacrosse Club This nonprofit organization sponsors and organizes both adult and youth lacrosse in WNC. Men over the age of 18 are welcome to come learn about full-contact lacrosse. No experience necessary. Info: 280-3938 or www. ashevillelacrosse.com. • THURSDAYS, 7-9pm Practice at Memorial Stadium behind McCormick Field. Asheville Rugby Football Club Players of all sizes and ability are welcome. No experience necessary. ARFC is highly competitive and participates in Division III, USA Rugby South. Info: 273-0347 or www.ashevillerugby.com. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7pm - Practice at Walton Park (near the hospital). Badminton Come join the Asheville Badminton Club for fastpaced competitive indoor badminton twice weekly at 34 Pearson Dr. Info: 253-3714. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm Badminton.
Disc Golf Check the Richmond Hill Park kiosk for events and tournaments, as well as the WNC Disc Golf Web site. Info: 680-9626 or www.wncdiscgolf.com. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at WCU, Cullowhee —- 5:30pm - Singles at Haywood Community College. • FRIDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Doubles at Haywood Community College. • SUNDAYS, Noon - Doubles at Richmond Hill or Mars Hill College campus —- 4pm - Doubles at Waynesville Rec Park. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Black Mountain Park. • TUESDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. Monday Night Women’s Road Ride • MONDAYS, 6-8pm Sponsored by ABRC. Meet at Youngblood Bicycles, 233 Merrimon Ave. Be ready to ride at 6pm Approx. 27 miles at 12-15mph; no one left behind. Info: 254-4578. Pickleball It’s like playing ping pong on a tennis court. For all ages. Games cost $1 per session. Paddles and balls are provided. Info: 350-2058. • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Meets at Stephens-Lee Rec Center, 30 George Washington Carver St. (take S. Charlotte to Max St.). Taiji/Hsing-I/Bagua & Kid’s Lion Dancing/Gong Fu At Asheville Mountain Dragon. Learn the Yang Short Form in 10 weeks, Gong Fu in 5 weeks, Chen Pan Ling long form in 20 weeks and weapons in 8 weeks. $10, with discounts for multiple classes. Info: www.main. nc.us/mtndragon or 2852929. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Class. WEDNESDAYS, 5pm - Class. THURSDAYS, 5pm - Class. SATURDAYS, 10:30am - Class. Thursday Night Track Races • THURSDAYS, 5-9pm - Meets at Carrier Park on Amboy Road. Register at 5pm; races begin at 6pm. Various races, fixed gear bikes, no brakes. Weather permitting. Info: 254-4578. Ultimate Frisbee in Asheville Asheville Ultimate Club invites everyone to participate. Info: 777-6115 or www.ashevilleultimate.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 4pm - Youth games at Memorial Stadium —- 5:30pm - All
levels, co-ed pick-up game at Memorial Stadium —- 7pm & 8:30pm - Competitive League at Memorial Stadium. Sign up online. • SUNDAYS, 2:30pm - Hat League at Reynold’s High School. Open to all skill levels. No cost to participate. Unified Martial Artists Calling on any and all martial artists of any stripe, style, experience or age (18+) to crosstrain and “play.” Free. Info: coohanluk@hotmail. com, please include a brief profile and contact info. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Unified Martial Artists meeting. Waynesville Recreation Center Located at 550 Vance St. in Waynesville. Info: 456-2030 or recathletics@townofwaynesville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS (6/15 through 8/7) Beginner to intermediate level group swimming lessons. Call to register. Wednesday Night Mountain Bike Ride • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30-9pm - Meets at Rice Pinnacle parking lot at Bent Creek. Distance/route will vary; no one left behind. Info: 2514686.
Kids Summer Savings • Only $69 Per Week (pd.) The Martial Arts & Sports Summer Camp. Ages 6 - 15 split classes. June 15 through August 14. Call 2515425 www. centerformartialartsusa.net At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.Sat., 10am-5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 211. Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS (through Aug.), 10:30am - Story time. • FR (6/5) through SU (9/6) - Arthur’s World, the national touring exhibition based on the PBS children’s television series and popular Marc Brown books, will be on display. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS - Family Days. Join an educator for smart fun for the whole family. Camp E.D.G.E. Vacation Bible School • MO (6/22) through FR (6/26), 9am-Noon - For 3 year olds to rising 6th graders. Extreme Bible Trek, science, art, games, music, snacks and more. Free. Everyone is welcome. At the First Baptist Church of Asheville. Kickoff June 20
from 4 to 6pm. To register: 252-4781. Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition info: 230-5778 or www. singasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:30-7:45pm - Regular rehearsal at Abernethy United Methodist Church, 1418 Patton Ave. Colburn Earth Science Museum Programs Info: 254-7162 or www. colburnmuseum.org. $4/$3 admission cost. Many events are free or discounted to museum members. • WEDNESDAYS, 3-4pm - Geologist will be on site to identify any rock or mineral you bring in. Free. Events For Kids At Historic Johnson Farm The farm is operated as a heritage education center and farm museum by the nonprofit Henderson County Education Foundation, and is located at 3346 Haywood Rd. in Hendersonville. There are two nature trails (free), and guided tours are offered ($5/$3). Info: 891-6585 or www.historicjohnsonfarm. org. • MONDAYS, 11am - “Grand and Me” is an opportunity for parents, guardians and/or grandparents to bond with children while receiving a hands-on history lesson. Plus, meet the animals at the barn. $5 adults. • TU (6/23) through TH (6/25), 10-11:30am Children’s Art Workshop with artist Carolyn Serrano. This three-day workshop focuses on drawing skills. $40. Info: 891-6585. Hands On! Gallery This children’s gallery is located at 318 North Main St. in Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org. • TH (6/25), 2-4pm - Learn to build window planters and plant flowers in them. Kids will also learn about the plants and how to best take care of them. $15 nonmembers/$10. Call for reservations. Keowee Chamber Music Info: www.keoweechambermusic.org or 254-7123. • FR (6/19), 1pm & 2pm - Keowee Chamber Music concerts for kids at First United Methodist Church, Waynesville. Free. Kids Corner Market A series of free activities for kids at the Asheville City Market. Organized by Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project to get children excited about fresh
food and physical activity. Info: 236-1282 or brook@ asapconnections.org. • SA (6/20), 10am-12:30pm - Artful Planting Project with The Whole Yard. Kids Day Camp • MO (6/15) through FR (6/19), 9am-1pm - Free kids day camp for ages 4-11 at Gateway Christian Community Church in Woodfin: Swannanoa Jones and the Armor of God. Original music, drama, Bible learning, games and more. Info & registration: gccchurch.org. N.C. Arboretum Events for Kids Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 9am-5pm & SUNDAYS, Noon-5pm - Nature Activities for Kids. Check out a Discovery Day Pack, which includes binoculars, bug boxes and other items. Free with parking. • MONDAYS & TUESDAYS, 9am-11:30am - Wee Naturalist Classes. Children Pre-K and below, along with a parent, caregiver or grandparent, learn about trees, plants, birds, bears, raindrops and more. $6/class or $20/four classes. Call to register. Tot Shabbat & Tot Shabbat Playgroup Hosted by the Asheville Jewish Community Center. All preschoolers and their caregivers are invited to attend and celebrate Shabbat. Info: 505-2697 or 253-0701, ext. 109. • FRIDAYS, 10am - Tot Shabbat Playgroup. A casual program full of music and joy. Following Shabbat, challah and juice are provided, along with an art project or group game.
Spirituality 1st Church For Yogis Forming (pd.) Join us in creating the “1st Church for Yogis”. It’s time to wake up to the Joy of Your Eternal Self. Inspirational yogic teachings followed by half hour meditation. Sundays. 8:15am. South Asheville Yoga Studio. Donation basis. Phone: 828OUR-YOGA. 3 Day Zen Retreat • Focus On Food (pd.) “Just Cooking, Just Sitting: Food for Body, Mind, Breath” set at Great Tree Zen Temple. Co-leaders Teijo Munnich, Liliane Papin. • Begins 7pm. June 26, ends Noon, June 28. • $150. Explores role of cooking, eating in Dharma practice. How to guide food choices using Buddhist principles mindfulness, compassion, interde-
pendence. (828) 645-2085 or info@greattreetemple.org Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA. (828)258-3229. Consciousness Workshop With Physicist and Author Thomas Campbell (pd.) An exciting interactive experience exploring the origins and inner workings of consciousness. • Tom’s only USA workshop this year. • Saturday, June 20, 9:30am-6pm. Renaissance Hotel, Asheville, NC. Details at www.mbtevents.com Founders of New Thought Classes (pd.) Tuesdays, 7-9pm, June 2-August 4. At Center for Spiritual Living, 2 Science of Mind Way. More information, call: (828) 253-2325 or (828) 253-7472. Solsara/Naka-Ima Workshop • June 26-28 • Asheville (pd.) Practice Honesty • Recognize and let go of Attachments • See yourself and others clearly • Create Community based on honesty • Contribute to the Evolution of Consciousness. • Registration/Information: (828) 279-8182. www.awakeningnow.net A Circle of Conscious Men ManKind Project offers weekend training sessions and weekly group meetings that take men on a journey to connect head and heart, examine their lives, and create deeper, more powerful and more joyful ways of living. Info: www.mkp.org or 318-4448. • TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Open group meeting. Free. Call for info. A Mountain Mindfulness Sangha Part of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of THICH NHAT HANH, the group practices mindfulness as the energy of being aware and awake to the present moment. Practicing with a “sangha” (a community) can bring both joy and support. All are invited. Info & directions: mountainmindfulness@gmail.com, 684-7359 or 299-9382. • THURSDAYS, 7-8:30pm & TUESDAYS, 8-8:40am - Seated meditation, walking meditation, dharma discussions and other mindfulness practices. At 12 Von Ruck Court, Asheville. Abraham Positive Living Program
Create your own joyful reality with this group mtg. in Asheville to listen to and discuss The Abraham Tapes. Free. Info: 274-5444. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Ageless Living the Reyouthing Project The ALR project supports progressive individuals achieve total health, wealth and well-being by applying, practicing and ultimately mastering the art of “Ageless Living” using simple mind/ body techniques. The ALR project also serves as a hub for an informal community of like-minded people seeking to live a youthful lifestyle. Info: (520) 437-8216 or redtailhawk@fastmail.net. • SATURDAYS - Meets bimonthly in the Asheville area. Small donations accepted. All One Asheville “Friends of Non-Duality.” Share silence while exploring non-dual teachers and living in the Now Present Moment. Meetings at various locations. Info: 216-7051 or BeHereNow28804@yahoo. com. • SUNDAYS, 7pm - Gangaji video satsang at Holy Ground, 18 Orange St., off of Merrimon Ave. across from Greenlife. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 7pm - Awakening Practices. Featuring the works of Eckhart Tolle. Meets at the Enka-Candler Library Meeting Room. Emphasis is on putting words and pointers into action through meditation and discussion. We want to help each other awaken. Info: Trey@QueDox.com. Anattasati Magga, Inc. A Soto Zen Sangha for the Laity. Offers meditation and dharma instruction at 12 Von Ruck Court, Asheville. The following events are free and open to the public (donations appreciated). Please arrive 10 mins. before the beginning of each service. Info: www. anattasati.org. • SUNDAYS, 9am - Sunday Morning Service, followed by a dharma talk. • TUESDAYS, 7:05-7:45am - Short Morning Service & Meditation. Asheville Advaita Tired of the seeking game? A non-duality discussion group is forming in the Asheville area. Info: www.ashevilleadvaita.info. • TH (6/18), 7-8pm Meeting. Location TBA. Free. Asheville Friends (Quaker) “Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence.” Located at 227
Edgewood Rd. in N. Asheville. Info: 258-0974. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am Unprogrammed meeting. Asheville Friends of Astrology Info: 628-4007 or www.ashevillefriendsofastrology.org. • TU (6/23), 7pm - Meeting in the community room at the Westgate Earth Fare. Jules Venables will present “A Journey to Antares: The Heart of the Scorpion.” Love donation. Asheville Meditation Center Classes are held at the Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted. Info: 2511141 or www.meditateasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Meditation Circle. Held at One World Healing Arts Institute, 2 Sulphur Springs Road, W. Asheville. Donations accepted. • MONDAYS, 6:30-7:30pm - Meditation for Inner Peace. Free. Info: 505-2300. Asheville Satsang With Gangaji Info: 216-7051 or nckristinenelson@yahoo.com. • SUNDAYS, 7pm - Silent sitting and Gangaji video satsang at Holy Ground, 18 Orange St., off of Merrimon Ave. across from Greenlife. Avalon Grove Nontraditional Celtic Christian worship services to honor the ancient Celtic holidays. Participants are welcome to bring vegetarian food to share after the service. Info: 6452674 or www.avalongrove. net. • SA (6/20), 3-4pm Summer Solstice Service. The service will be held outdoors unless it rains. Avatar Meher Baba This group meets to celebrate and study the life and teachings of Avatar Meher Baba, focusing on his words. “True love is matchless in majesty. It has no parallel in power; and there is no darkness it cannot dispel.” Info: 2740307 or www.avatarmeherbaba.org. • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Call for location info. Awakening Practices Study the works of Eckhart Tolle and put words into action through meditation and discussion. Info: Trey@ QueDox.com. • 4th THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meet at the Enka-Candler Library meeting room. Baha’i Faith The Baha’i Community welcomes visitors to devotional meetings each Sunday morning at the center located at 5 Ravenscroft Drive. Info: 2511051 or www.wncbahai.org.
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• SUNDAYS, 11am Devotional Meetings. Beth Israel Synagogue Located at 229 Murdock Ave. An egalitarian house of prayer, study and assembly in the Conservative Jewish tradition where all are welcome. Join us for Shabbat services, Minyans, high holidays and festival services and celebrations. Info: 252-8431 or www.bethisraelnc.org. • THURSDAYS, 7:30am - Minyan (9:30am on public holidays). • 3rd FRIDAYS, 8pm Services. • SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Services. • SUNDAYS, 9am - Minyan —- 5pm - Introduction to Judaism with Rabbi Robert Cabelli. For Jews and nonJews alike. Call for details. Buddhist Hermitage Open to all Buddhist traditions and faiths. Study, discuss, and endeavor to live the Buddha’s teachings on Mindfulness, Compassion and Wisdom. Meetings at Embracing Simplicity Hermitage, 7 Wisdom Lane, Hendersonville. Info: 3382665 or www.embracingsimplicityhermitage.org. • DAILY (except WED. & SAT.), 11am - Dharma study and meditation. Followed by a fellowship gathering on Sun. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op. New series: “Freedom From Worldly Concerns.” This series of classes will give instructions on how these concerns function and how to find happiness from more reliable sources. Suggested donation: $8. Info: 779-5502 or www.meditation-innorthcarolina.org. • WE (6/17), 7:15pm - “The Roller Coaster of Resources and Respect.” • WE (6/24), 7:15pm - “Seeking Pleasure, Finding Pain.” Celebrate Recovery Christ-centered, biblically based recovery ministry. Weekly fellowship and support meetings deal with reallife issues, including divorce, co-dependency, anger, control, chemical dependency, sexual addictions, hurtful relationships, eating disorders, depression, and other addictive, compulsive or dysfunctional behaviors. Info: 687-1111.
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• MONDAYS - Evenings at Biltmore Baptist Church, 35 Clayton Road, Arden. Celebrate Recovery Group At the Swannanoa Church of God, 199 Wilson Ave., Swannanoa. Side entrance of church. Info: 301-1789 or 582-2933. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Group meets. Church of Christ, Scientist Join us in a welcoming atmosphere as we worship the all loving God. Through a better understanding of your relationship with Christ find freedom and healing. Located at 64 N. French Broad. Info: 252-1787. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30pm Weekly meeting for inspiration and testimonies of healing. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Weekly Service and Sunday School. Childcare provided. Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of Thich Nhat Hanh, meets at the home of Judith & Philip Toy at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Seated meditation, walking meditation, Sutra Reading and Dharma discussion in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Fourth Wednesdays beginners class. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 6:30-7:30am - Chanting practice, seated meditation. Please Cancel This Listing. Coalition of Earth Religions Events Info: 230-5069 or www. ceres-wnc.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS - Meeting at the Earth Fare Community Room. Call for details. Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Non-violent Communication, A Language of Life. Free. Info: 299-7942 or www.ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Meeting. Congregation Beth HaTephila
Asheville’s Reform Jewish Temple is located at Liberty and Broad Streets, and offers a Religious School (for members) and adult education, as well as many activities and committees. Info: 253-4911 or www.bethhatephila.org. • FRIDAYS, 7:30pm Kabbalat Shabbat services. Course in Miracles Ongoing discussion group with Rev. Gene Conner. Info: 296-7558. • SUNDAYS, 12:15-1:30pm - Discussion group meets. Course in Miracles Discussion Group This group meets at a North Asheville location. Info: 3500986. • WEDNESDAYS, Noon1:30pm - Group meeting. Love offering. Eckhart Tolle Meetings Come and learn how to experience Presence. Each meeting will start off with silent meditation, followed by a 60-min. Retreat Series video and sharing. This group started with the A New Earth book club. Info: 685-7945. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting in Hendersonville. Ethical Society of Asheville A humanistic, religious and educational movement inspired by the ideal that the supreme aim of human life is working to create a more humane society. Meetings are held at the Botanical Garden’s Visitors Center, 151 W. T. Weaver Blvd. All are welcome. Info: 687-7759 or www.aeu.org. • SU (6/21), 2-3:30pm - Screening of Sick Around the World, which explores the medical-care systems of five capitalist nations. Followed by a discussion period and informal conversation. Events at Basilica St. Lawrence 97 Haywood St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 252-6042. • WEEKDAYS, 7:30am AND 12:10pm - Mass. • FRIDAYS, 1pm - Bible study group meets in the lower conference room. • SATURDAYS - 7:30am, Mass; 3:30-4:30pm, Reconciliation; 5pm - Vigil Mass. • SUNDAYS - 9am & 12pm Mass; 5pm Mass in Spanish. Events at Westgate Earth Fare Located at 66 Westgate Pkwy. • WE (6/17), 7-9pm Workshop: “Have you had a spiritual experience?” Share your spiritual experiences with others and gain more insight into their meaning. Sponsored by ECKANKAR. Info: 2546775. Free. Find True Love: Inner Light & Sound Meditation Program Info: 236-2267.
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• SUNDAYS, 6:30pm - Free program. First Congregational Church Located at 20 Oak St. in downtown Asheville. “An open and affirming congregation.” Info: 252-8729 or www.uccasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Worship service with Rev. Joe Hoffman. Childcare provided. Gathering with Malidoma Patrice Some Info: www. RitesofPassageCouncil/ Malidoma. • SA (6/20), 7-10pm - Join in an evening of drumming, dancing and sitting with Malidoma Some. Malidoma is an African elder and Shaman of the West Africa Dagara tradition. $30. Great Tree Zen Temple Offers retreats, workshops, classes and monthly Family Practice (children welcome). For the full calendar and more info: www.greattreetemple. org or 645-2085. • SU (6/21), 10:30am-Noon - Family practice featuring meditation, teaching and play. Children welcome. • TUESDAYS - Weekly Meditation and Study: 3:305pm - Afternoon program —- 5-5:30pm - Break —- 5:30-7pm - Evening program. Come to one or both sessions. Hare Krsna Sunday Feast At Namaste Yoga Center, 57 Broadway, Asheville. Donations welcome. Info: www.highthinkingsimpleliving.org or 506-2987. • SUNDAYS, 6pm Devotional chanting and vegetarian feast on select Sundays. Infinity Institute for Compassionate Living Due to the demand, The Beyond Mental Concept booklet plus more from the life-changing dynamics of Sri Robert are back. Please send self-addressed envelope for current orderlist to the Infinity Institute, P.O. Box 1102, Enka, 28728. Info: (702) 525-3982. • MONDAYS - Reading. Contact for details. Journey Expansion Team (JET) • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - An inspiration of James Ray featured on Oprah/The Secret. Join a group of likeminded people who want to share with others The Law Of Vibration and other Universal Laws. Info: 329-7145 or kimberlycroteau@yahoo.com. Love Your Enemies: Transforming Us vs. Them Thinking • SU (6/21), 6-8pm - Father Louie Vitale will discuss nonviolent responses to terrorism and his recent trip to
Iran with the Fellowship of Reconciliation Delegation. At the lecture hall in the Simpson Administration Building at A-B Tech. Free-will offering. Info: dancewater@aol.com. Maharishi’s Transcendental Meditation Program Introductory to an effortless technique for accessing the unlimited reservoir of creative intelligence within everyone. Includes video presentation by physicist John Hagelin on scientific research, health benefits, quantum physics and the unified field, and brain patterns during meditation. Free. Info: 254-4350. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St., Asheville. Meditation for This Age Info: (888)-250-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:45-9pm - Meditation Class: Reduce stress, open the heart, think clearly, deepen a spiritual connection. $10. Call for location details. Men’s Group in W. Asheville The group includes ritual, presentations and discussion. Focus on vision, mission and relationships. Facilitated by an experienced men’s work leader. Meets at the OASIS Center in W. Asheville. Info: 817-9727. • MONDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meeting. Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz. com. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation. Mountain Zen Practice Center Ending suffering through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Located at 156 E. Chestnut St. Info: 253-4621 or www. mountainzen.org. Orientation required for newcomers. • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meditation and discussion. Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings are dynamic and diverse and range from topics such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 206-2009. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Namaste Sacred Events
Located at 57 Broadway. Info: 253-6985. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 68pm - Hare Krsna Love Feast. An evening of chanting the Holy Names in the association of Asheville devotees, reading Vedic scriptures and enjoying a vegetarian feast. Info: www.highthinkingsimpleliving.org or 586-3919. Open Heart Meditation Enjoy the peace and happiness of your own heart. Learn easy, effective practices for becoming heart-centered. Open to all. Free. Info: 6455950, 215-2572 or www. heartsanctuary.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Upstairs at 218 E. Chestnut St. in Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 10:30amNoon - At Namaste, 57 Broadway in Asheville. Peace Is Possible “It is not the world that needs peace; it is people. When people in the world are at peace within, the world will be at peace,” Prem Rawat. For more info or a free DVD: 298-5767. • FR (6/17), 7-8pm - Words of Peace: “The Joy of Being Alive.” At the Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. All are welcome. Psychic Development Class Learn to develop your psychic/intuitive abilities. Emphasis is on gaining experience through practice and applying it to everyday situations. $10 donation. For info & directions: 253-4272 or 255-8304. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Class. Ray of Hope Nondenominational Church Located at 441 N. Louisiana Ave., Suites K & L. Info: 252-PRAY. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Training for Christian Service. • SUNDAYS, 10am - Training for Christian Service —11am - Worship with Pastor Inez D. Ray. Sai Baba Group of Asheville Meets at Unity Church in Fletcher. Info: 651-9546. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting. Sathya Sai Baba Center Of Asheville Info: 665-3952. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3pm - Study Circle, followed by Bahjans at 4pm. Self-Realization Fellowship Asheville Meditation Circle of SRF meets weekly for Meditation and Readings Services from the teachings of Paramahansa Yogananda, author of Autobiography of a Yogi. Info: 645-6322 or 664-9503.
• SUNDAYS, 9-10am & 1011am - Group meets. Sh’ma Messianic Ministries Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Studies for Jews and gentiles. Hebraic roots with biblical and basic Hebrew language, Israeli dance. Free. Join the group for updates, contacts, calendars of feast days and other info: 582-4430, shma_ministries@yahoo.com or www. shmaministries@vpweb. com. To subscribe: ashevillemessianics@yahoogroups. com. • FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS - Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Silent Meditation Come and enjoy group silent meditation in the Marshall area. Info: 545-0239. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meditation. Sojourner Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) A congregation in formation. The goal is provide a caring, non-threatening environment for the exploration of Christian spirituality. Info: www. sojournerchurch.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am - Worship —- 10:30am - Fellowship. Lower floor of Morningside Baptist Church, 14 Mineral Springs Road, Asheville. Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Free meditation initiation and one-hour of silent meditation followed by 45 mins. of devotional singing. Free vibhuti (sacred ash) distributed. Directions & info: 299-3246. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Gathering. St. George’s Episcopal Church Led by Rev. Canon Gus Boone. Located at 1 School Road, Malvern Hills, Asheville. Info: 258-0211 or http://webpages.charter.net/stgeorgeasheville. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - In need of a faith lift? Find spiritual nourishment at a small church with a big heart. Welcoming and affirming to everyone. Children especially welcome. Sufi Healing Circle Traditional chanting practices to invoke the presence of the Divine to heal ourselves, our community and the world. Taste the love deep in your heart. Info: 777-5503. • SUNDAYS, 6-7:15pm - Gathering. Call for location info. Temple B’nai Zion Located at 855 Howard Gap Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 697-3668 or BnaiZionAv1@ aol.com. • FRIDAYS, 7pm - Kabblat Shabbat Service.
• SATURDAYS, 1:30 PM - A light meal followed by —2pm - Torah study, followed by Hebrew study. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - “Benote Tefillah-Daughters of Prayer.” The River Church A nondenominational area church family that believes in the value of meaningful worship, practical Bible teaching and real-life relationships. Info: 348-4703. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Currently meets at Oakley Elementary School. The Underground Church Merging with God, culture and others. We were sick of church but still loved God, so we decided to start meeting together. If that resonates, come and join the group on Sundays. Info: www.ug3.com or 318-6940. • SUNDAYS, 10am - Meeting at the downtown YMCA. UFO Group Share thoughts and experiences. Together find the truth. Info: 281-4834 or www. yevasuniverse.com. • MONTHLY, 7pm - Meeting. Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville Founded on Judeo-Christian values, the church draws freely on the wisdom of the world’s religions as well as humanist teachings; respects diversity; and takes seriously the responsibility to make a difference. Located at the corner of Charlotte St. & Edwin Pl. Info: 254-6001 or www. uuasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:15 & 11:15am - Weekly services and children’s programs. Unity Cafe Looking for a change from the usual Sunday service? Spiritual conversation and sharing, music, meditation, coffee and pastry. Info: 2548488 or www.SacredNature. com/unitycafe.html. • 1st, 3rd & 5th SUNDAYS, 10am-Noon - Weekly service at Greenlife Grocery Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 6843798, 891-8700 or www. unitync.net. • WE (6/17), 7pm - “Money and the Work of Byron Katie,” with Meg MacLeod. Info: www.thework.com. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - “Meditation, Movement, Energy & Breath Series,” with Tim Norwood. • SA (6/20), 6pm - Summer Solstice Ceremony. Gather to reconnect and reclaiming
freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19):
Are you secretly afraid of feeling secure? Do you equate stability with being bored and lazy? Do you suspect that your restless pioneer spirit makes you unfit for the slow, meticulous work of building sturdy foundations? If so, there’s hope for you to change — especially if you make a big effort in the coming weeks. The moment is ripe for you to learn more about the arts of energizing comfort and stimulating calm and exciting peace. To jumpstart the process, go get a massage. As you’re being stroked by nurturing hands, brainstorm about the additions and adjustments you’d like to make in your five-year master plan.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
Your education is about to take a curious and interesting turn. During the coming weeks, I expect that you’ll upgrade your street smarts and explore a whole new meaning for the term “hands-on experience.” You’ll find out about an area of ignorance that was so deep and dark you didn’t even know about it, and you’ll take aggressive steps to get it the teaching it needs. Congratulations in advance for being brave enough to open your mind so wide, Taurus. I’m glad you’ll be hunting for a fresh set of questions.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
The books of psychologist Carl Jung provide crucial insights into the nature of the unconscious mind. To the degree that I have any skill in deciphering the part of human intelligence that works in mysterious, secretive ways, I owe a great debt to him. I want to tell you an anecdote about him that may be useful. Once, as an adult, Jung took a break from work to go strolling on a beach. While meandering, he was overcome with a spontaneous impulse to build things as he did when he was a kid. He gathered some stones and sticks and used them to construct a miniature scene, including a church. As he finished, he was visited by a flood of novel intuitions about his life. He concluded that his childlike play had called forth these revelations from his unconscious mind. I suggest you try a similar tack, Gemini: To access important information that your deep mind has been sequestering, go play a while.
CANCER (June 21-July 22):
We ask that you not divulge the climax of the epic story to anyone — at least until you’ve let it sink in for a while and felt all the reverberations it has unleashed. After that, you’ll be wise to speak about it only with skilled listeners and empathetic allies who can help you harvest the meaning of all the clues that were packed inside your adventures. One further counsel: Before you reach the absolute, final denouement of the drama, there may be a tricky turn that looks a lot like the ending.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
You have cosmic permission (even encouragement) to live on the edge for the next 28 days as long as you follow these guidelines: 1. Don’t live on the edge to impress anyone; do it because you love it, or else don’t do it. 2. Don’t complain and worry about it. Enjoy it completely. 3. Don’t expect anyone else to join you on the edge. If they choose to do so with enthusiasm, fine. But don’t manipulate them. 4. Don’t imitate the way other people live on the edge. Establish your own unique style. 5. Don’t live on the edge for more than 28 days. Much longer than that and you’ll start sabotaging the benefits.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):
In 1968, psychedelic rock band Iron Butterfly released its landmark 17-minute song, “In-A-GaddaDa-Vida.” Cable TV network VH1 later named it as the 24th greatest hard rock tune in history. There are different stories about the origins of the title, but all agree on one point: It was originally “In the Garden of Eden.” It became “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita” through some fluke, probably caused by the lead singer getting intoxicated and garbling the words as he performed it in the recording studio. This would be an excellent week for you to induce and capitalize on creative mistakes like that, Virgo. I hope you do, because it’ll help you get into the right frame of mind to stir up a mix of excellence and improvisation everywhere you go — and that formula practically guarantees success.
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
Do you apologize to chairs when you bump into them? Often end up being the only one at a party who’ll talk to the most boring person? Ever find yourself starting your sentences with “I hope I’m not bothering you but I was wondering if you would mind if I . . . “? If so, this is a good time to make a shift. That’s why I suggest you add some bite to your demeanor. Do what feels interesting at least as often as what’s polite. Look for what advances the plot as much as what fosters harmony. The point is not to go overboard, of course. You don’t want to fling insults or arouse friction. Add fire to your presentation, but don’t start conflagrations.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
Evaluating Adam Lambert after one of his exotic, virtuoso performances back in April, American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi praised him as being “confusing, shocking, sleazy, and superb.” That’s a standard you could soon achieve in your own sphere, Scorpio. But do you want to? You’ll have to care less about maintaining your dignity than usual, and be especially forthright in expressing yourself. Let me leave no doubt about what I’m saying: To be as superb as you potentially can be, you’ll have to be at least a little confusing and shocking and maybe even sleazy.
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Metaphorically speaking, Sagittarius, you have unearthed or are about to unearth a rare fossil. I think it’s a pretty sensational discovery. It’s a missing link that could help you make sense out of episodes in your past that have always mystified or frustrated you. I urge you to learn all you can about this fossil. Follow every lead it points to. And ask your intuition to run wild and free as it dreams up possible interpretations to its multiple meanings.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Maybe it’s time you did something in return for all the free advice I give you. From a karmic perspective it might not be healthy for you to continue to take, take, take while never giving back. So this week, for a change, how about if you compose an oracle for me? Or send me a nice present — nothing big or expensive, just a thoughtful token. JUST KIDDING! The truth is, I don’t care if you ever express your appreciation. You give me a momentous gift simply by caring enough to read my words. Being able to speak with you so intimately has made me a better and smarter person. Now I suggest you do what I just did: Acknowledge how much the receivers of your gifts do for you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things,” says actress and comedian Janeane Garofalo. “The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.” As witty as that thought may be, I don’t recommend you make it your approach in the coming days. My analysis of the omens suggests that reality will be especially malleable. Even more than usual, it will tend to take the shape of your expectations. So please, Aquarius, try hard to see the lovely, graceful, unbroken glass as half-full of a delicious, healthy drink.
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I feel an expansive, permissive mood coming on — in the cosmos, that is, not me. To be honest, I’m in a more conservative mood than the cosmos. But the planetary powers-that-be have decided to float you poetic licenses, blank checks, special dispensations, and wild cards. I just hope this free stuff won’t make you forget about the finely-crafted containers and boundaries you’ve been working on lately. Maybe I’d feel better if you promised me to keep on doing the careful, conscientious things that seem to have earned you all the good fortune that’s on its way.
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ancient roots. Led by Turtle Dog Woman, Di Southen and Cameron Ellison. Love offering. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am & 11am - Celebration Services with nursery care. Youth Sunday School at 11am. Friendship Potluck 3rd Sunday of each month at 12:45pm. The Lunch Bunch, eat together after 11am service. • SU (6/21), 12:45pm - Father’s Day Potluck Cookout. Unity will provide the hot dogs, burgers and veggie burgers. Please bring food to share. Volunteers are needed. • MONDAYS, 7pm - A Course In Miracles Group. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 2:30pm - “A Search for God Study Group” —- 7:30pm - Men’s Group. • WE (6/24), 7pm - “Rhythm Circle: Drum for Healing, Health & Wellness,” with Debbie Schults. $10 love offering. Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different? Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures combined with an upbeat contemporary music program to create a joyous and sincere worship service. Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself. Located at 130 Shelburne Rd., W. Asheville. Info: 252-5010 or www. unityofasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual Celebration Service —- 11am - Magical Meditations for Children. Class consists of visual meditations with wizards and fairies using Unity principles and crafts. Part of the Children’s Greenhouse Program. Info: Serendipity58@charter. net —- 12:15-1:30pm - “A Course in Miracles” class with Rev. Gene Conner. • TUESDAYS, 2-4pm - Edgar Cayce Search for God Study Group. Info: 650-6479. UU Congregation of Swannanoa Valley Follows the 7 principles of Unitarian Universalism and has an active youth program. Located at 500 Montreat Rd., Black Mountain. Info: 6698050 or www.uusv.org. • SUNDAYS, 11 am - Weekly service & full youth religious education program. Victory Fellowship Worship Center 450 Aiken Road/P.O. Box 2577, Weaverville. Victory has been active in Weaverville
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for more than 14 years, providing a spirit-filled church family that is based on biblical teachings. Contemporary Christian nondenominational services. Info: www.victoryfellowshipwc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm Worship service. • SUNDAYS, 11am & 6pm - Worship services —- 11am - Dynamic youth program. Waynesville Creative Thought Center Located at 741 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Info: 4569697, waynesvilleCTC@aol. com or www.mountainshops. com/ctc. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Meditation —- 11am Sunday Celebration Service. • MO (6/22), 4:30pm - The Spiritual Film Series presents a showing of The Ultimate Gift. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Spiritual classes based in metaphysics. $8 suggested love offering. • TUESDAYS, 3-5pm & WEDNESDAYS, 6:308:30pm - Oneness Blessing (Deeksha). Feel stress levels settle into a place of love and peace. Everyone is welcome. Love offering. Windhorse Zen Community Daily meditation, workshops, retreats and Dharma talks. Private instruction and opportunities for residential training are available. Newcomers are asked to call ahead. Info: 645-8001, windhorse@ windhorsezen.org or www. windhorsezen.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30-11:30am - Main center: Zen meditation, chanting and Dharma talk. TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 6-7:10am - Main center: Morning sittings and chanting. THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting and walking mediation. FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm - City center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. Womyn in Ceremony The group co-creates Sacred Space and Ceremony on various Sundays to connect with themselves and the Ancestors. By donation. Info: www.RitesofPassageCouncil. com. • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Gathering on various Sundays. See Web site for details. Zen Center of Asheville
This Soto Zen Temple offers zazen (meditation) instruction, zazen sitting schedule and dharma study. Beginners welcome. Located in the A-frame chapel behind WNC Community Health Services in W. Asheville, 10 & 14 Ridgelawn Road. Take driveway to the left of 14 Ridgelawn to the chapel in the rear parking lot. Info: 3984212 or www.zcasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 6-7:30am - Zazen. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Zazen, followed by dharma study. $5 suggested dana. • SATURDAYS, 6-9am - Zazen. • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 9:15am - Intro to zazen. Signup required. Cost dana.
Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Gallery hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 1-6pm (open on Sun. May-Oct. only). Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com. • SA (6/13) through SU (7/12) - The group exhibit Contemporary Representation will be on display. American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www. amerifolk.com. • TH (6/4) through SA (6/27) - Menageries & Madonnas, an exhibition featuring figurative pottery by Shawn Ireland and paintings by Ann ‘Frantic’ Morley. Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 251-6559. Blowers Gallery info: 2516546. Highsmith University Union info: 232-5000. • FR (6/5) through WE (6/17) - Whale Ocean Mountain, BFA exhibit by Michael Iauch at the S. Tucker Cooke Gallery, Owen Hall. • Through FR (6/19) Functional Fire, ceramics by UNCA senior Katie Hill will be on display at Highsmith University Union Gallery. • FR (6/19), 3-5pm - Art exhibition reception for Functional Fire at Highsmith University Union Gallery. Art League of Henderson County The ALHC host exhibits at the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. (25N) in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 692-0575 or www. artleague.net. • FR (6/12) through TH (7/9) - Passionate About Pastels,
landscape paintings by Robin Swaby Miltner. • FR (6/12) through TH (7/9) - Art League members will display works in all mediums focused around the theme “People.” Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 14pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www. acofhc.org. • Through SA (6/20) - River District Artists, a show featuring works by artists from Asheville’s River Arts District will be on display. Asheville Area Arts Council The Asheville Area Arts Council (AAAC) is at 11 Biltmore Ave. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-5pm and Sat., Noon-3pm. Info: 258-0710 or www.ashevillearts.com. • FR (6/5) through SA (6/27) - Works by area artists Courtney Chappell, Katherine McGinn, Virginia McKinley and Hank Fuseler will be on display in the Back Gallery. Asheville Art Museum The museum is in Pack Place Education, Arts and Science Center on Pack Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat. from 10am-5pm and Sun. from 1-5pm. Free the 1st Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227. $6/$5. • Through SU (8/23) - Tradition/Innovation: American Masterpieces of Southern Craft & Traditional Art. • Through SU (9/13) Response and Memory: The Art of Beverly Buchanan. • Through SU (7/5) - Mapping the Mountains: The Photographs of George Masa. Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 28 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-5:30pm and Sun.: 1-4pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegallery-of-art. com. • MO (6/1) through TU (6/30) - Musings, a collection of acrylic paintings describing a meditative journey of color, form and texture by Ruth Ilg. Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open daily. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com. • Through TU (6/30) - New blown glass artist Greg Clark, new paintings by Tracy Lynn Pristas and new pastels by Nicora Gangi. Black Mountain Center for the Arts
Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-4pm & Sat., 1-4pm. Suggested donation: $5 family/$3 person. Info: 227-3591 or www.wcu.edu/fapac/galleries. • Through SA (8/1) - A photography exhibit by Julie Breckenridge, Maureen Moxley and Sarah Haynes will be on display in the media center of Hunter Library. • FR (5/22) through SA (7/25) - Work by recent graduates of Haywood Community College’s professional craft program will be on exhibit. Furniture, ceramics, jewelry and textiles.
More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Ananda Hair Studio The salon, located at 22 Broadway, hosts rotating art exhibits. Info: 232-1017. • FR (6/5) through SU (7/12) - Original works of art by local artist sky will be on display. Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • Through SU (11/1) - H. Douglas Pratt and John C. Sill’s BIRDS: The Science of Illustration. The exhibit celebrates the art and science of birds. • TH (6/18) through SU (8/2) - Rustic Birdhouses by artist Walt Cottingham will be on display at the Education Center. Center For Craft, Creativity and Design The inter-institutional Regional Center of the University of North Carolina is located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Rd. in Hendersonville. Info: 8902050 or www.craftscreativitydesign.org. • Through FR (8/14) - Are Chairs Just for Sitting, featuring the work of 24 accomplished furniture makers in WNC. Events at First Congregational United Church of Christ Located at 20 Oak St., Asheville. • SU (6/7) through TU (6/30) - Nature’s Patchwork, a fabric art show by Kimberly Childs will be on display in the church gallery. Proceeds will provide Candy Maier writing class scholarships to women living in WNC. Hand In Hand Gallery Located at 2720 Greenville Hwy. (U.S. 25 South) in Flat Rock. Info: 697-7719 or www.handinhandgallery.com. • Through SU (7/5) - ECOART: Artists Respond-
Reclaim, Reuse, Recreate will be on display. In an effort to raise awareness and funds for ECO, an arts raffle and coin drive will be ongoing through July 4. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 6652492 or www.ncarboretum. org. • TH (6/18) through SU (8/2) - Rustic Birdhouses, an exhibit by Walt Cottingham will be on display in the Arboretum’s Education Center. Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave. between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 2255509 or www.pushtoyproject. com. • FR (6/12) through TU (7/28) - Mister Squeakers, new works by local artist Brandon Oliver.
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Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www. BlackMountainArts.org. • Through FR (6/26) - The Regional Gallery Show, curated by Gale Jackson, is a mixed media show of pieces on loan from 15 area galleries. Blue Spiral 1 The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 251-0202 or www.bluespiral1.com. • Through SA (6/27) - Paintings by John Cleaveland; works in wood by George Peterson; watercolors by Dana Brown; clay by Mark Derby and Virginia Scotchie; paintings by Andrew Moore; By the Book, a celebration of book arts. Courtyard Gallery An eclectic art and performance space located at 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332 or www.ashevillecourtyard.com. • Through TU (6/30) - Original artwork by Anne Dickens and Katie McCracken will be on display. Exhibits at the Phil Mechanic Building Located in the River Arts District at 109 Roberts St. Info: 254-2166 or www.philmechanicstudios.com. • Through TU (6/30) Specimens, new works by Nicole McConville at Pump Gallery. Express Yourself This arts studio holds regular classes. Info: 698-9960. • FRIDAYS - Homeschool art classes the first four Fridays of every month. Call for details and to register. Flood Gallery Located at 109 Roberts St. on the corner of Clingman Ave. in the River Arts District. Info: www.floodgallery.org. • FR (6/5) through FR (7/3) - The Sled and The Blocks, sculptural works by Jeff Bell, will be on display. Satellite Gallery Located at 55 Broadway, downtown Asheville. • FR (6/5) through SA (6/27) - Faces of Asheville: A Portrait Documentary Project by local photographer Jen G. Bowen featuring 350 portraits of Ashevilleans will be on display. Info: 423-5673 or www. FacesofAsheville.com. Studio B A framing studio and art gallery at 1020 Merrimon Ave., Suite 104. Hours: Tues.-Fri. 10am-5:30pm & Sat. 10am3pm. Info: 225-5200, (800)
Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Attention Artists and Photographers! (pd.) Need your work Captured, Reproduced, or Printed? Digital Resolutions Group specializes in highquality large format digital photography, outstanding fine art reproduction and printing. (828) 670-5257 or visit www.ashevilledigital.com Anarchy Death Sticks Knitting group. Info: arupinski@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Eat some cookies and get some help. Art League of Henderson County Events Monthly meeting and art-related programs held at the First Congregational Church, 1735 Fifth Ave. in Hendersonville. A short business meeting precedes the program. Refreshments are served, and the public is always welcome. Info: 696-3188 or www. artleague.net. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 1:30pm - Meeting and artrelated program. Asheville Scrapbook Meetup Meet other local scrapbookers for conversation, inspiration and fun. The group includes both brand new and advanced scrapbookers. It’s free to join, but crops are $10 per person. Info: www.scrapbook.meetup.com/1879. • 1st & 3rd FRIDAYS, 6pm Meeting. Visit the Web site to register for upcoming events. Quilting Bee Open to anyone who wants to enjoy a few unstructured hours of quilting and social-
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izing on a regular basis, working on individual projects and making quilts to benefit the community. Quilters of all skill levels are welcome. Meets at Earth Fare South, 1856 Hendersonville Rd., in the community room. Info: bordough@charter.net, alicehelms@charter.net, 2779223 or 650-9708. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS - Quilting bee. Sculpture Garden & Open Studio • SA (6/20), 11am-6pm - Tour the studio and visit the garden at 203 Padgettown Road, Black Mountain. Allday forging and blacksmithing demos. Info: 669-1001. Sewing Circle at Firestorm Cafe A weekly get-together where you can bring your own craft to work on in a casual and supportive environment. Drop in anytime. $1 suggested donation. Info: 255-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 5-7pm The circle meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Stitch Night at Caffiend Bring your project to work on to Caffiend, 120 A Merrimon Ave. Meets every Monday, except 2nd Mondays when the group meets with Asheville Knitting Guild at
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36 Grove St. at 7pm. Info: tessa.32@hotmail.com. • MONDAYS, 7:30-Whenever - Stitch night (except 2nd Mondays). Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal.info@ gmail.com or www.svfal.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 9am-Noon - Mixed Media Class with Lorelle Bacon. $20/session. • THURSDAYS, 10am-2pm - Experimental Art Group. $6/session. • FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - Figure drawing open-studio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate. $5-$10 model fee. • MONDAYS, Noon-3pm - Portrait painting open-studio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate in any medium. $5-$10 model fee. • TUESDAYS, 9:30-3:30 Pastels/Oil Class with Karen Chambers. $25/session. The Fine Arts League of the Carolinas Located at 362 Depot St. in the River Arts District. Info: 252-5050 or www.fineartsleague.org.
• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Open figure drawing sessions. $5. Waynesville Parks & Rec Classes At the Old Armory Rec Center. Info: 456-9207. • THURSDAYS, 9am-2pm - Quilting Class. Free. WNC Knitters and Crocheters for Others This group meets monthly in Black Mountain and Fletcher/ Arden to create handmade items for donation to charities while enjoying fellowship and swapping ideas and patterns. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 1-3pm Black Mountain group meets at Highland Farms, Building G-H in Upper Core Room. Info: 669-0680. WNC Quilters Guild Info: www.westernncquilters. org or quiltshow@westernncquilters.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS - Meeting at Trinity Presbyterian, 900 Blythe St., Hendersonville.
Art/Craft Fairs Asheville People’s Market Held June through October in the parking lot across from Rosetta’s Kitchen at 93 N. Lexington Ave. Info: rosettastarshine@gmail.com. • SUNDAYS, 11am-4pm - Search for art, crafts and homemade items made by
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Asheville artists at this fleamarket style market. Greenlife Grocery Arts Market Located at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440. • SATURDAYS, 1-6pm - Meet artists from all across WNC. Howard Street Handmade Presented by Short Street Cakes at 227 Haywood Road in West Asheville. Info: http://howardstreethandmade. blogspot.com. • SA (6/20), 11am-5pm - Howard Street Handmade Craft Market, with music, a cake walk and more. Lexington Avenue Bazaar An outdoor market in the Lexington Avenue Courtyard, enter at 58 1/2 North Lexington Ave. Local indie art, craft and design, food and live music. Info: www.lexingtonbazaar.blogspot.com. • SA (6/20), 11am-4pm - Market. Come sample some of Bouchon’s street food while listening to live music by Rubber Cushions. Main Street Antique Show • SA (6/20), 9am-5pm - Antique show on the sidewalks of Main Street in downtown Hendersonville. More than 100 dealers. Rain or shine. Info: 697-2022. Saturday Art Fair
At Pack Square. Info: ron. ogle@gmail.com. • SATURDAYS through (6/27) - Art Fair.
WNC Quilters Guild Info: www.westernncquilters. org or quiltshow@westernncquilters.org. • TH (6/25) & FR (6/26), 9am-5pm & SA (6/27), 9am4pm - The Garden of Quilts Show will be held at East Hendersonville High School, 110 Upward Road, Flat Rock. There will be vendors, quilting fabric, books, notions, a raffle and more. $5.
Spoken & Written Word Asheville Free Book Exchange Located at 191 Lyman St. in the River Arts District. Info: (404) 933-9173, info@freebookexchange.org or www. freebookexchange.org. n Donate time or used books, multimedia, magazines, comics and such. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10am-6pm; SATURDAYS, Noon-6pm & SUNDAYS, Noon-5pm - Open. The space includes free books, free Wi-Fi, a lounge area and a children’s section. A donation-based
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Asheville Writing Enthusiasts AWE encourages and educates Asheville-area writers; establishes and develops contacts with authors, editors, agents and publishers; and fosters a community of support among writers. Info: 225-5677 or theemaco@ aol.com. • 3rd SATURDAYS, 10:30am-12:30pm - Critique meeting in the Board Room at Pack Place. Local writers read from work in progress and receive critiques from the group. Attention WNC Mystery Writers WNC Mysterians Critique Group. For mystery/suspense/thriller writers. Info: 712-5570 or wncmysterians. org. • TH (6/18), 6pm - Meeting at the West Asheville Library on Haywood Road in the meeting room. Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756)
n EA = East Asheville Library (902 Tunnel Road, 250-4738) n EC = Enka-Candler Library (1404 Sandhill Road, 250-4758) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 250-6484) n LE = Leicester Library (1561 Alexander Road, 2506480) n LL = Law Library (Buncombe County Courthouse, 10th Floor, 2504734) n NA = North Asheville Library (1030 Merrimon Avenue, 250-4752) n PM = Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood Street, 250-4700) n SA = South Asheville/ Oakley Library (749 Fairview Road, 250-4754) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 250-6488) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 250-6486) n WV = Weaverville Library (41 N. Main Street, 2506482) n WA = West Asheville Library (942 Haywood Road, 250-4750) • WEDNESDAYS, 10am - School Age Story Time for 5- to 7-year-old children. PM. • TH (6/18), 10 & 11:30am - Summer Library Fest at
the Smith-McDowell House. Special guest will be The Healing Force who will share African music, stories and fun. • TH (6/18), 7:30pm - Book Club: Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. FV —- 2:30pm - Book Club: Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates. SS. • TU (6/23), 7pm - Library Knitters meet. BM. Chautauqua: America in Crisis • MO (6/22) through TH (6/25), 7pm - Chautauqua: America in Crisis. Four great American leaders — George Washington, Eleanor Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and Rosa Parks (performed by actors) — will talk about a national crisis that confronted them. $3 per night/$8 all performances. Held on the grounds of the SmithMcDowell House Museum. Info: 250-4741. Dalton’s Christian Bookstore Events Located at 331 Walnut St., Waynesville. • SA (6/20), 11am-2pm Author Terry L. Rollins will be available to sign copies of her book Married to the Military, a short collection sharing the everyday joys and struggles of military wives. Events at Battery Park Book Exchange
Located at 1 Battle Square. Info: 252-0020. • FR (6/19), 5-8pm - Susan Gregg Gilmore will read from and sign copies of her book Looking For Salvation At The Dairy Queen. All attendees will receive a complimentary glass of house sparkling wine. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com. • WE (6/17), 7pm - Literary Trivia Night. • TH (6/18), 5:30pm - Women on Words. Poetry group for women. New members are always welcome —- 7pm - Thomas Campbell will discuss and sign copies of his book Physics, Metaphysics, and Your Place in the Larger Reality. • SA (6/20), 7pm - Neal Hutcheson will present his Emmy-nominated film, The Last One, which chronicles the last batch of moonshine ever made by bootlegging legend Marvin “Popcorn” Sutton. • MO (6/22), 7pm - Shannon D. South will present her book Love Wisdom: A Soul’s Journey to Wellness. • WE (6/24), 7pm - Anne Barnhill, author of the short story collection What You Long For, will give a fiction writing workshop designed to hone writing skills and enhance creativity. • TH (6/25), 7pm - Best-selling author David Sedaris will present his latest collection of essays, When You Are Engulfed in Flames. This is a ticketed event. Events at Thomas Wolfe Memorial Located at 52 N. Market St. Info: www.wolfememorial. com, contactus@wolfememorial.com or 253-8304. • FR (6/19), Noon-1pm - Poetry and Picking on the Front Porch with local poet and writer Thomas Rain Crowe. Bring a chair, pack and lunch and join in the fun. Free. For Accomplished Asheville Writers Seeking other serious writers for critique group. Mostly fiction and nonfiction. Info: 658-8217. • Alternate THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets. French Conversation Intermediate and advanced. All welcome. Free. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - Meeting in the back room of World Coffee Cafe, 18 Battery Park. Haywood County Public Library
Info: 452-5169, ext. 2511 or www.haywoodlibrary.org. • THURSDAYS, 2-3pm Teen Writing Workshop at the Waynesville branch. Free, but registration required. Murphy Library 101 Blumenthal St. in Murphy. Info: pegrussell@ hotmail.com or 387-8197. • 5th THURSDAYS, 3-6pm - Fifth Thursday Celebration. Free screening of a movie starting at 6pm. Osondu Booksellers All events are held at Osondu, 184 North Main St., Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: 456-8062 or www.osondubooksellers. com. • TU (6/23), 7pm - All Gender All Genre Book Club. The book club will be discussing In the Woods by Tana French. New members always welcome. Spanish Conversation Group The level is intermediate/advanced, but all are welcome. Info: LBlockhead@ yahoo.com or 683-8433. • THURSDAYS, 12:30pm - Meets for lunch, friendship and practice at La Carreta on Merrimon Ave. Spanish, French and More International Link offers ongoing small group instructional classes, conversation practice hours and tutoring for many languages, including Spanish, French and English. Info: 255-9104 or internationallinknc@gmail.com. • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Spanish Conversation Practice. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - French Conversation Practice. • THURSDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Beginner Spanish smallgroup class. • MONDAYS, 6:30-8pm - High Intermediate/Advanced Spanish Conversation Class (with instruction). • TUESDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Meets at Malaprop’s Bookstore & Cafe, 55 Haywood St. For high-intermediate to advanced level speakers. Improve your Spanish conversational skills and meet native speakers. Wednesday Afternoon Writer’s Group Weekly group open to writers of all genres who are interested in improving their craft through peer readings and discussion of assigned literature. Free. • WEDNESDAYS, 2-4pm - Meets upstairs at the Barnes & Noble, Asheville Mall. Women’s Book Club Wanted: Passionate readers. This feminist, intellectual group reads fiction, science, sociology, classics and
world literature. All female lifelong readers interested in fellowship, support, intellectual stimulation, food and conversation, e-mail ashevillebook@yahoo.com or visit http://groups.yahoo. com/group/awbc/. • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Book Club meeting. Writer’s Group Forming Spend an hour as we become muses for one another. Gather together in a supportive group as we give external expression to our internal thoughts on a theme. Info: 545-2448. • MONDAYS - But meeting day is flexible, as well as time of day.
Food Asheville Vegetarians This nonprofit social and educational organization meets for potlucks and other events. Info: 254-9300, www.AshevilleVeg.com or veggieville@aol.com. • Last WEDNESDAYS - Local restaurant outing. Call for details.
Festivals & Gatherings Colburn Earth Science Museum The museum has a permanent collection of gem and mineral samples from around the world. Located in Pack Place at 2 South Pack Square. Info: 254-7162 or www.colburnmuseum.org. • FR & SA (6/19 & 20), 10am-6pm & SU (6/21), 11am-5pm - Asheville Gem Fest. A jewelry, gem and mineral show featuring dealers from across the nation, activities for all ages, speakers and more. Free. Dillsboro Arts & Music Festival • SA (6/20), 10am-5pm - The 25th annual festival will feature traditional and contemporary mountain crafts, fine art, live music, dance and storytelling. Held on Front Street in Dillsboro. Free. Info: 631-5100. Fireworks & Carnival At the Black Mountain NeuroMedical Treatment Center, 932 Old U.S. Hwy. 70. Info: 259-6771. • TH (6/25), 6:30pm - Games for children and adults, food vendors, tram rides, a raffle and fireworks at dusk. Live music will be performed by Simple Folk. No pets. Parking is available until 8:30pm.
Music African Drumming With Billy Zanski at Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle
St., downtown Asheville. Suggested donation $10 per class. Drop-ins are always welcome. Info: 768-2826 or www.skinnybeatsdrums.com. • SUNDAYS, 1-2pm Beginner II Class —- 2-3pm - Beginner I Class. African Drumming Class With Jessie Lehmann from Chix with Stix. Held at Terpsicorp dance studio, 129 Roberts St. in the River Arts District. Class will focus on playing for African dance class afterward. Learn West African rhythms. Techniques for Dun-dun, sangbahn, kenkeni and djembe. Info: 777-5115. • TUESDAYS, 6:30-7:30pm - Class. African Drumming Classes All levels. Drums available for beginners. Learn rhythms from the Ivory Coast, Mali and Guinea from Ivorian master Adama Dembele, who has played with Toubab Krewe, Afromotive and other groups worldwide. $15 suggested donation for first three classes. Info: 350-1052 or adamadembele2@yahoo. com. • MONDAYS, 5-6pm Classes at the French Broad Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave., 2nd floor. Bluegrass at the Historic Marion Depot Musicians and bands welcome. Dancing is encouraged. Info: 652-3330. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Free bluegrass concert. Concert of Symphonic Music by Local Composers • SU (6/21), 7pm - Jubilee! Summer Orchestra will perform “Asheville Composers” at Jubilee!, 46 Wall St. Featuring local multi-instrumentalist Chris Rosser and jazz pianist Patrick Littlejohn. $5 suggested donation. Info: www.jubileeorchestra.net or 252-5335. Concerts on the Quad at UNCA Bring picnics and blankets or lawn chairs to these free concerts. (In case of rain, held in Lipinsky Auditorium. Call 232-5000 after 5:15pm to find out location information.) Info: 251-6227 or www.unca. edu/summerquad/. • MO (6/22), 7pm - The Land O’ Sky Symphonic Band will perform. Downtown After Five These free concerts take place in downtown Asheville, on N. Lexington Ave. at I-240 and Hiawassee. Concerts begin at 5pm and end at 9pm. Info: www.ashevilledowntown.org. • FR (6/19) - Geoff Achison, Cheeksters, Brushfire Stankgrass and Randall Bramblett.
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Drum Classes Free. Ongoing for seven years. All ages and skill levels welcome. Safe community atmosphere. Extra drums available. Meets at the Movement and Learning Center above the French Broad Food Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave. Info: 545-6064. • MONDAYS, 6:15-7:30pm - West African Bass Drums —- 7:30-8:30pm - Hand Drums —- 8:30-till - Open circle. Dancers welcome. Gospel Music Concert • SA (6/20), 4pm - The 40-member Martin Luther King Fellowship Chorus will present “A Tribute to Fathers” at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville. The chorus is made up of singers from many denominations, ethnicities and religions. $7/$1 kids. Info: n3carolina@ earthlink.net. Haywood Community Band Info: 452-7530 or www.haywoodcommunityband.org. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Rehearsals at Grace Episcopal Church, 394 N. Haywood St., Waynesville. All interested concert band musicians are welcome to attend. • SU (6/21), 6:30pm - Free concert at the Maggie Valley Pavilion next to Town Hall. The theme will be: “Ruffles and Flourishes,” a program of familiar fanfares and marches. Bring a picnic dinner. Haywood Community Chorus
Membership is open to all interested singers; no auditions are required. Sponsored in part by The Junaluskans and the Haywood County Arts Council. Info: 452-4075 or 456-1020. • MONDAYS, 7pm Rehearsal in the third floor choir room at First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Hillbilly Jackie Dance Barn Bluegrass and country; all pickers are welcome. At Blue Ridge Ice Cream, 1228 Newfound Rd. Free. Info: 683-4145. • SATURDAYS, 7pm Gathering. Keowee Chamber Music Info: www.keoweechambermusic.org or 254-7123. • TU (6/9) through SU (6/21) - Keowee Chamber Music Ninth Annual Festival. Concerts take place in Asheville, Burnsville, Waynesville, Greenville, S.C., and on a mountaintop near the N.C./S.C. border. See Web site for schedule. Land of the Sky Men’s Harmony Chorus Male singers invited to weekly meetings at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place, W. Asheville. Info: 298-9248 or www.ashevillebarbershop.com. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm Regular meeting. Land-of-the-Sky Barbershop Chorus
For men age 12 and older. Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 253-8304. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Pl. Little River Band and Bad Company Former Lead Singer Brian Howe • SA (6/20), 6-11pm - Little River Band and Bad Company former lead singer Brian Howe in concert at the Crowne Plaza Expo Center, 1 Resort Drive, Asheville. Doors at 6pm. Concert at 7pm. $39. Tickets: 866-55-TICKETS. Info: www.ashevillecp.com. Music at the Asheville City Market The market is held in the parking lot of the Public Works building on South Charlotte Street. Info: 2426881. • SA (6/20), 8am-1pm - Ian Thomas, guitar/kazoo/harmonica. Music at Transylvania County Library Located at 212 S. Gaston St., Brevard. Events are held in the library’s amphitheater. Info: 884-3151. • FR (6/19), 7:30-9pm - Jazz at Sunset with The Bob Hamilton Trio. Music on Main Street Live music and dancing at the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St. in Hendersonville. Bring a chair. No pets or alcoholic beverages allowed. Free. Info: 693-9708, 1-800-828-4244 or www.historichendersonville.org • FR (6/19), 7-9pm - Classic rock with the Night Crawlers. Park Rhythms Concert Series
Black Mountain Recreation and Parks presents this free series at Lake Tomahawk Park in Black Mountain. Food is available on site. Bring chair/blanket. Show will move into the Lakeview Center in the event of inclement weather. Info: 669-8610. • TH (6/18), 7-9pm - The Velvetones will perform. • TH (6/25), 7-9pm - Kat Williams will perform. Remembering Blossom Dearie • TH (6/18), 7pm - Sharon LaMotte with the Bill Gerhardt Trio in concert. At the Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. $20. Info & tickets: 252-2257. Silvermont Mountain Jam Sessions At Silvermont Mansion, E. Main St. (Rte. 276 S), Brevard. Free. Info: fivestring@citcom.net. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Bluegrass. Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal. Info: 1-866-824-9547 or www.songosky.org. • MONDAYS, 6:45pm Rehearsal at Reed Memorial Baptist Church on Fairview Rd. (enter parking lot on Cedar St.). Swannanoa Chamber Music Festival Tuesday concerts at Warren Wilson College’s Kittredge Theatre (771-3060) and Sunday concerts at the Waynesville Performing Arts Center (452-0593). $20/
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WCU Musical Events Unless otherwise noted, performances are held at the Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Tickets or info: 227-2479 or http:// fapac.wcu.edu. • SU (6/21) through FR (6/26) - Mountain Dulcimer Week. Concerts, open to the public, will take place on June 23, 24 and 25 at 7 p.m. each evening. $12/concert or $25 for all three concerts. Info: http://dulcimer.wcu.edu or 227-7397. World Beat Dance and Drumming Join drummers Billy Zanski and Linda Go for free-spirited, family-oriented dancing and drumming that combine Latin, African, Brazilian, hip hop and jazz rhythms. $5 suggested donation. • MONDAYS, 6:15pm - Meets at Odyssey Community School. Year-Round Mountain Music For more than a decade, folks have gathered to hear and play bluegrass and traditional mountain music. Nobody’s paid, everyone’s welcome and coffee and sodas are still just a quarter! Rockett Building, Old Fort. Info: 888233-6111. • FRIDAYS, 7pm - Weekly music gatherings.
Theater Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center Located at 538 N. Main St. in Hendersonville. Info: www. BRPAC.org. • SA (6/20), 7:30pm & SU (6/21), 3:30pm - “A Night With Mark Twain” performed by Kurt H. Sutton. $15. Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road. Info: 693-4178 or www.nps.gov/carl. • WE (6/17) through SA (8/15), 10:15-10:45am - The Carl Sandburg Home and The Vagabond School of Drama present Sandburg’s Lincoln and Rootabaga!. Held rain or shine at the Carl Sandburg Home amphitheater. Free. Events in Cherokee Info: 438-1601 or www. cherokee-nc.com. • FR (6/5) through SA (8/29), 7:30pm - Unto These Hills, a drama that tells of the Cherokee Indians from Desoto to today. Held in the renovated Mountainside Theatre. Performances are held Monday through Saturday. A preshow begins at 7pm. $18/$8 children. Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 693-0731 or www. flatrockplayhouse.org. • WE (6/10) through SU (6/28) - Man of La Mancha, a classic musical about the errant knight Don Quixote and his quest to
find beauty. Musicians from Hendersonville High will perform with the Playhouse orchestra. $34/$32 seniors/$24 students. • MO (6/22), 9pm - The Best of Midnight Studio. Actors and tech staff perform a mixture of skits, spoofs, serious scene-work, songs, monologues and improv games. $5. NC Stage Company Performances are at 33 Haywood St. (entrance on Walnut St., across from Zambra’s, in downtown Asheville). Tickets: 239-0263. Info: www.ncstage.org. n Choose your own ticket pricing for the remaining three plays in its 2008-2009 Season: $15-$30. • WE (5/27) through SA (7/18) - I Wrote This Play to Make You Love Me, a heartbreaking and hilariously risque one-woman play by Anne Thibault. For adult audiences only. • WE (6/17) through SU (7/19) - A Beautiful View, by Daniel MacIvor, is a bittersweet comedy about two women who become lifelong friends. Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre Performances are held at Mars Hill College’s Owen Theatre. Tickets: 689-1239. Info: 689-1384 or www. sartplays.org. • WE (6/17) through SU (6/28) - World premiere production of the comedy Big Criminals by Steve Wisniewski of New York. The story of three desperate school-crossing guards who plan a kidnapping.
Theater at WCU Unless otherwise noted, all performances take place at the Fine & Performing Arts Center. Tickets & info: 2272479 or http://fapac.wcu.edu. • FR (6/12) through SA (6/20) - Moon Over Buffalo, a comedy by the Kudzu Players will be performed at Niggli Theatre. $10/$8 students & seniors. Info: 508-2230.
Comedy Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 Walnut St. Info: 254-1320. • WE (6/24), 8pm - StandUp Open Mic. Pros and amateurs alike are invited to try out new material (or beat old material to death). $5. • TH (6/25), 8pm & 10pm - Late Night Comedy Series: Stand-up comedian Melanie Maloy. $10.
Film Asheville 48 Hour Film Project Info: www.48hourfilm.com/ asheville. • FR (6/19), 6-7pm - Kickoff at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company, 675 Merrimon Ave. • TU (6/23) through TH (6/25), 4pm, 7pm & 10pm - Screenings of this year’s films at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company, 675 Merrimon Ave. $5. Asheville Filmmakers Group Meeting • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6:308:30pm - Filmmakers and all types of video and media creators are welcome to join
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Dance Attention Ladies • Exotic Dance Classes (pd.) Starts June 17, 8pm-9:30pm. • Sacred Embodiment Center, 31 Carolina Lane, downtown Asheville. A positive noncompetitive learning environment. Registration/information: (828) 298-1921 or www. myspace.com/ladydisworld Argentine Tango Dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www.tangoasheville.com. • SATURDAYS, 7:30-10pm - Tango Asheville hosts Filo Milongas at 1155 Tunnel Rd. $5. • TUESDAYS - Tango Tuesdays with instructor Karen Jaffe at Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. A class in fundamentals will begin at 7pm followed by practica until 8:30pm and milonga until 10:30pm. Info: www. tangogypsies.com. Asheville Allemanders Square dancing at East Asheville Community Center, 906 Tunnel Rd. Info: 6830335. • 1st & 3rd FRIDAYS, 7:159:30pm - Square dancing. Capoeira Angola (Dance-FightGame) Learn this beautiful expression of Afro-Brazilian culture at 89 Thompson St. off of Biltmore Ave. Info: www. capoeiraasheville.org or 253-4610.
• 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 10am - Try a free introductory class. Come to learn or just to watch. All ages and genders welcome. Classes at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre No registration necessary; just drop in. All dancers are welcome. The studio is located at 20 Commerce St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-2621. • TUESDAYS (6/9 through 7/28), 6-7:30pm - Adult/Teen Ballet with Diana Cabrera Stepanova. Classical Ballet for Boys & Men The Asheville Ballet is offering free classical ballet classes for all boys and men 10 years and over. Classes will be taught by Principal Dancer Lyle Laney. At 4 Weaverville Hwy. (Merrimon Ave.) in N. Asheville. To register or for more info: 258-1028. • THURSDAYS, 6pm Classical ballet class. Clogging and Step Dancing Classes Percussive dance classes with step-by-step instruction from an experience teacher. Must register in advance. Info: 252-6319 or ellie@ gracefamilymusic.com. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginning Appalachian clogging. Sliding scale, $11$16 per class —- 7-8pm - Beginning Cape Breton step dancing. Sliding scale, $11$16 per class. Country Music and Dance Upstairs at the American Legion in Hendersonville. Singles welcome. Alcohol and smoke free. $6. Info: 693-9000.
• FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 7pm - Country music and dancing. Dance Lessons and More At the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville. Info: 6985517 or 692-0575. • FRIDAYS, 7-7:30pm - Free singles and couples dance lessons —- 7:30-10pm Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, ChaCha etc. Complimentary food. $5/$3 club members. English Country Dance Series Dance to live music with a live caller. This style of dance may be seen in movie adaptations of Jane Austen novels. $6. Info: 230-8449. • 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Dance at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Wear comfortable clothes. High Mountain Squares Square dancing at Macon County Community Facilities Building, 1288 Georgia Rd. in Franklin. Info: www.highmountainsquares.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm Square dancing (mainstream and plus). Hunab Kru’s B-Boy/B-Girl Classes Free breakdancing classes. Learn how to B-boy/B-girl with the Hunab Kru. Info: bboyeducator@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Learn the foundations of breakdancing. For all ages/ skill levels. At the StephensLee Rec Center. Please wear shoes and bring a valid ID. Line Dance Classes In partnership with Henderson County Parks & Rec, classes are held at the
Stoney Mountain Activity Center, 800 Stoney Mt. Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 6974900. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 9-10:30am - Beginner classes —10:30am-Noon - Intermediate classes. Morris Dancing Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free. Info: 994-2094 or www.ashevillemorris.us. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Northwest practice held at North Asheville Community Center. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Men’s Cotswold/Border practice held in M&L Center of French Broad Food Co-op. Old Farmer’s Ball Info: www.oldfarmersball. com or 258-4809. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Free beginners workshop —- 8pm - Contra dancing at Warren Wilson College. $6. Saluda Mountain Jamboree Info: 749-3676 or www.saludamountainjamboree.com. • SATURDAYS, 8-11pm - “Dance to the Beat.” A live band performs country music, beach music, oldies or a variety of other dance music. $8. Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Info: 696-9198 or 8915244.
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• SA (6/20), 4-6pm - Round dance workshop —- 7pm - Early rounds —- 7:30pm - Squares and rounds —- 9:45pm - Advanced tip. Casual attire. Caller: Stan Russell. At the Whitmire Activity Center, Hendersonville. Spiral Spirit Ecstatic Dance This dance group is based on wave-rhythms and is a freeform experimental movement that encourages self-exploration and inner peace. Held at 11 Richland St., W. Asheville. $5. Info: azealea10@yahoo. com or elementsmove@ yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Warm-up —- 7pm - Spiral Spirit Dance. Spirit Wave Dance: Asheville Movement Collective Experiential, freeform movement and dance. First time is free. Info: willowwoman@ charter.net. • FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - At the Terpsicorps Dance Studio, 129 Roberts St. Studio Zahiya Classes Classes are held at Studio Zahiya, 41 Carolina Lane. $12 drop-in. $40 for four classes, with other discounts available. Info: 242-7595 or LisaZahiya@gmail.com. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm Beginner belly dance. Drop-in anytime —- 7:10-8:10pm
- Belly dance drills and skills. Drop-in anytime. Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville. com, 301-7629 or dance@ swingasheville.com. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Learn to swing dance in the Lindy Hop style. $40 for four weeks. No partner necessary. At Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. in downtown Asheville. Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance Asheville’s professional contemporary ballet company. Info: 252-6342 or www. terpsicorps.org. • TH (6/25) through SA (6/27), 8pm - The Recession Blues & other works, a collaboration with Asheville’s own Firecracker Jazz Band. At Diana Wortham Theatre. $30/$25 students & seniors. Tickets: 257-4530. West African/Afro-Brazilian Dance Class Ongoing drop-in class with rotating roster of experienced instructors. All levels welcome. Live music. $10/class. Info: jesstel@bellsouth.net. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Class at Terpsicorps Studio, 129 Roberts St. Western Carolina Federation Round & Square Dance Clubs • FRIDAYS - Brevard Sylvan Squares, M/P, 2&4 FR, 810pm, 2Step Junction US 64 E, Pisgah Forest Contact:
891-6443 Morganton Brown Mt. Lite-Steppers M/P, 2&4 FR, 7:30-10pm, I-40 Exit 105 Contact: 430-8802. • SATURDAYS Hendersonville Southern Lights-M/P/R/A tip 1&3 SA, 7-10pm, Kanuga & Lily Pond Rds. Contact: 697-2078. • SUNDAYS - Hendersonville Shadow Casters 2&4 SU C1, 11:30am-1:30pm; C2, 1:30; A2, 2-4pm Park Place RV Center Upward & S. Allen Rds. Contact: 891-4053. • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm Asheville Skylarks-Rounds, 970 Haywood Rd (beneath fire station) Contact: 2747103. Zydeco Dance Info: dswansong@aol.com. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7:45pm - Zydeco dance lesson. $5 —- 8:30-11pm - Zydeco dance to CDs. $5. At Eleven on Grove.
Auditions & Call to Artists Asheville Arts Center This center is located at 308 Merrimon Ave. Info: 253-4000 or www.ashevilleartscenter.com. • WE (6/17), 5:30-8pm - The Asheville Arts Center and Jerry Crouch, the director of ACT’s upcoming produc-
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Asheville Community Theatre All performances are at 35 East Walnut St. Info & reservations: 254-1320 or www. ashevilletheatre.org. • SA (6/20), 10am-1pm & 2-5pm & SU (6/21), 1-5pm Auditions for Peter Pan. Roles available for ages 8-adult. Sat.: auditions for children. Sun.: auditions for adults. Call for Artists for Charity Show • Through WE (6/24) - Drop off work at the Pack Place Front Gallery for an open invitational 3x3x3D exhibit and silent auction for charity. Artists will drop name of favorite nonprofit into hat for drawing at close of exhibit. Winner will take all proceeds from show. Info: (704) 8067300.
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Man charged for indecent child with liberties Restaurant mgr. demands father re-dress toddler, remove him from from top of buffet sneeze-guard The Asheville Disclaimer is parody/entertainment. editor@ashevilledisclaimer.com. Contributing this week: Michele Scheve, Joe Shelton, Tom Scheve
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Council passes resolution banning busker-to-child direct contact ASHEVILLE, TUESDAY — Responding to the concerns of parents struggling in a tough economic climate, Asheville City Council banned downtown buskers from speaking directly to children whose parents clearly have no interest in watching, encouraging or paying for a street performance. “Regardless of whether it is proper or ethical, it is simply not cool to convince someone’s kid to watch you stand still for money, or to play the — excuse my language here — accordion,” said Council member Jan Davis. Mayor Terry Bellamy expressed measured support. “A child is always interested in watching neo-gypsy ragtime wandering bard routines, so asking seems redundant.” Parents have complained in recent weeks that, after the parent initiates a busker brush-off and pass-by, some rogue buskers then re-direct their sales pitches to the children-in-tow, with sometimes divisive results within the family. “Quit asking my child if she wants to hear a song,” said local father Heath Covington. “Of course she wants to hear a song, she’s 3 freaking years old. I can’t afford all the songs she probably wants to hear, certainly not performed live.” Human statues, long considered the “gentle folk” of the busking world, are not entirely without blame either. “Human statues get too much credit for running a nopressure operation when you’re trying to blaze past one,” said mother-of-two Abbie Gayle. “You think, ‘All right, my kid doesn’t even realize they’re real, this will be easy,’” Gayle said. “Then the statue goes herky-jerky when your kids are next to it, and next thing you know you’re down two bucks so your easily impressed kid can see a person move again, when everyone else on the sidewalk is stopping or moving for free.” While diagnosing buskers as “passive-aggressive, and near-boiling pots of rage and resentment,” Council member Carl Mumpower said he could not support the resolution based on his understanding of free enterprise as conducted in public spaces. Council member Bill Russell also voted against it, based also on Mumpower’s understanding.
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Bothwell apologizes for late-night robo-calls, but will stick with method ASHEVILLE, EARLY WEDNESDAY MORNING — In what may be a first in electoral booty calls, City Council candidate Cecil Bothwell has utilized late-night robo-calls to reach out to old friends and new acquaintances in his effort to secure a place in city booty. “Hey, I don’t like booty calls or robo-calls, but I’m wearing nothing but a tool belt and I was wondering if you were still up,” said Bothwell in the pre-recorded message. “I can reach any location in the city limits on my bike in under two hours easy, if you want to hang out.” The candidate apologized to those who received repeat calls, but defended his tenacity. “I had to prove I could handle the 3-a.m. phone call, even if I was the one making it,” said Bothwell. “And there’s no way for one horny man to call six people from his past all at once.” The candidate also pointed to the fiscally responsible way he is reaching out to late-night booty. “Each robo-call costs 7 cents, so that’s 42 cents I dropped trying to get that booty,” said Bothwell. “That’s the most I’ve spent trying to get booty since I got stuck footing the bill for a stranger’s can of Fix-A-Flat back in ‘88.”
Band’s meetings come to attention of band’s bassist ASHEVILLE, THURSDAY — When bass player Sam Westbrook entered the Admiral with his girlfriend to have a few beers on Tuesday, he was reportedly “surprised” to see the four other members of local favorite Phat Nipple huddled around a table together. “Hey, did someone call a meeting? Because we’re all here, right?” Westbrook joked to his bandmates, who were nearly halfway through a large platter of roasted rabbit stuffed with elk and broiled tofu, as well as a regular agenda of items of band business to discusss. “Right on schedule, sir!” Westbrook added with a strange, affected British-y accent. According to employee Scott Davis, the band members at the table stopped arguing about the setlist for an upcoming show, and kept their cool while Westbrook attempted to read the partially obscured cover of a green wide-ruled notebook that guitarist Ben Evans quickly closed and placed beneath his beer. “You know, we actually could start having band ... what are you working on in your ... ‘Band Notebook’?” Phat Nipple cont. on P. 73
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A two-fer for Full Moon Farm Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something to howl about: a benefit at two venues, featuring eight bands, for just $10. The fundraiser, on Saturday, June 20, will raise money for Full Moon Farm, the Black Mountain nonprofit that, in its own words, serves â&#x20AC;&#x153;abused and refused wolfdogs and wolves who find themselves in need of love, shelter, and care through no fault of their own.â&#x20AC;? The event begins at 6 p.m. at Black Mountainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The Veranda CafĂŠ (119 Cherry St.), with a perBenefits Calendar for June 17 - 25, 2009 Asheville Black Ball â&#x20AC;˘ SA (6/20), 2pm - Visual art, edible art, spoken art, participatory healing art and performance art at the Grove House, 11 Grove St., downtown Asheville. $25. Proceeds will go to Arts 2 People and the Black Mountain College Museum. Info: www.ashevilleblackball.com. Asheville Hiking Group The group goes on short hikes, full-day hikes and overnight backpacking trips. Everyone is welcome, from beginners to experts. Info: www.meetup.com/ashevillehiking. â&#x20AC;˘ TU (6/23), 7pm - Benefit Banquet for Sponsors (but open to the public). Proceeds will be donated to Asheville Pizza and Brewing Companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charity of choice. There will be a buffet and non-alcoholic drinks. $50 for two tickets. Asheville Humane Society Animals available for adoption from AHS at 72 Leeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creek Rd. in Asheville. View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 236-3885, ext. 311 or www.ashevillehumane.org. â&#x20AC;˘ Through TU (6/30) - â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tattoos for Lifeâ&#x20AC;? benefit hosted by Freaks-n-Geeks Tattoo Sideshow in W. Asheville. Purchase raffle tickets for $5 each or three for $10. All proceeds from the raffle will benefit AHS â&#x20AC;&#x201D;- Drop off animal items at Freaks to be donated to AHS. Info: 2544429. â&#x20AC;˘ TH (6/18), 6-8pm - Yappy Hour at the Residences at Biltmore, 700 Biltmore Ave. Arf dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres and doggie daiquiris for the pooches, as well as vegetarian hors dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres and beverages for the humans. $10. Proceeds support AHS. Benefit for Hendersonville Nonprofits
formance by The Sireens. Then, at 7 p.m., the show moves to the nearby venue The Watershed (207 West State St.), with sets by Parker Brooks, Buzz Flueheart, Marsupial, Velvet Truckstop, Sons of Ralph, WSNB and The Swills. The $10 admission covers attendance to both venues. For more information on the event, call or 669-1818 or 669-0706. To learn more about Full Moon Farm, visit www. fullmoonfarm.org. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Jon Elliston
â&#x20AC;˘ FR (6/19), 9am-3pm & SA (6/20), 9am-6pm - Frugal Design Showcase. A model home will be decorated with furnishings supplied by Henderson County thrift stores. $15/$25 for both days. Proceeds will benefit participating Hendersonville nonprofits. Info: 275-8653. Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 6690930 or www.BlackMountainArts.org. â&#x20AC;˘ TH (6/18), 6pm - Gala and preview party for Art in Bloom. Meet the floral designers, listen to live music, and enjoy heavy hors dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;oeuvres, dessert and beverages. $35. â&#x20AC;˘ TH (6/18) through SU (6/21) - Third annual Art in Bloom, an art and flower show. A fundraiser for the nonprofit arts center. Honorary chair: Ann Vasilik. â&#x20AC;˘ FR (6/19), 2pm - Tea Party and an Ikebana Demonstration. $25. â&#x20AC;˘ FR & SA (6/19 & 20), 10am-5pm & SU (6/21), Noon4pm - The Art in Bloom exhibit will be open to the public. Admission to the exhibit alone is $5. Classical Music Benefit Concert â&#x20AC;˘ SU (6/21), 2pm - Benefit concert for Habitat for Humanity at St. Markâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lutheran Church, 10 N. Liberty St. Kimberly Cann, piano; Wesley Morgan, tenor; Jenny Heidtman, mezzo soprano. Eblen-Kimmel Charities Info: 255-3066 or www.eblencharities.org. â&#x20AC;˘ FR (6/19), 5:30-9pm - Dinner fundraiser at Flat Rock Grille, 1302 Hendersonville Road. $17.50/$35 per couple. All proceeds will go to Eblen-Kimmel Charities. Full Moon Farm Wolfdog Rescue FMF is a wolfdog rescue organization and sanctuary south of Black Mountain. Info: 669-1818, 669-0706 or www.fullmoonfarm.org.
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â&#x20AC;˘ SA (6/20) - Benefit concert at two venues in Black Mountain. 6-8pm - Live music by The Sireens at The Veranda Cafe, 119 Cherry St. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;- 7pm-2am - Live music will be performed by Parker Brooks, Buzz Flueheart, Marsupial, Velvet Truckstop, Sons of Ralph, WSNB and The Swills at The Watershed, 207 W. State St. $10. Jazz and Blues Jam for the Leukemia Lymphoma Society â&#x20AC;˘ TU (6/23), 6-10pm - Jam for Leukemia Lymphoma Society with special guest Aaron LaFalce of 98.1 and 105.93 and many more at Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jazz Bar in downtown Asheville. $15/$20 couple. Meals on Wheels Benefit â&#x20AC;˘ TH (6/25), 5-8pm - Rock out hunger with burgers and live music at either Asheville Earth Fare location. Plus, giveaways and a drawing to win a bike with basket of goodies. Westgate location: 253-7656. South location: 210-0100. WNC Down Syndrome Alliance Benefit â&#x20AC;˘ THURSDAYS (6/11 through 6/25), 5:30-11pm Tropical Thursdays in the Haywood Park Hotel Atrium. Raffles, prizes, food and more. Entertainment provided by the Caribbean Cowboys and others. Donations accepted.
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WWC conference seeks to green the mountains At Warren Wilson College, sustainability is more than just a buzzword: It’s the guiding principle behind the annual Mountain Green Sustainability Conference, slated for Wednesday, June 24. “It’s an attempt by the college to be a catalyst for change in the region,” says Phillip Gibson, director of research and community outreach at the school’s Environmental Leadership Center. Launched in 2006, Mountain Green is a year-round initiative sponsored by the ELC, he explains. Typically focused on the building-and-development industry, Mountain Green has expanded its scope this year to include tourism and manufacturing, notes Gibson, posing this question: “How can we minimize the environmental effects of our development practices, our purchases, decorating the interior of our homes or offices, or getting to work?” From September to May, Mountain Green’s Lunch & Learn Series, which is open to the public, presents monthly educational lunches designed to help address such questions. The June conference includes presentations, speakers, vendors and a broad range of breakout sessions, from “Tax Incentives for Going Green” to “Green Plumbing.” And throughout the year, the INSULATE! program weatherproofs the homes of low-income Buncombe County residents while training young adults in marketable skills. Furthermore, those who attend a certain number of Lunch & Learn workshops and then develop their own green project (such as setting up a car pool at work) can earn a sustainability certificate, Gibson explains. By its very nature, Mountain Green is a collaborative venture, with Steering Committee members representing such diverse groups and businesses as the Asheville Board of Realtors, Build It Naturally, HandMade in America, the Asheville Convention and Visitors Bureau and the Council of Independent Business Owners, notes Gibson. More and more frequently, he says, business leaders hear their clients and colleagues asking, “What can I do to become greener?” The conference shows how: All the food served on June 24 will be locally grown and produced, the organizers are encouraging participants to car-pool, and all conference materials are printed on 100 percent post- consumer recycled paper, Gibson reports. The featured speakers seem likely to present some interesting perspectives. There’s Beth Sinnott of Proximity Hotel in Greensboro, one of North Carolina’s (and the
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Series — loves barreling down a track at 200 mph, but is also a spokesperson for the National Wildlife Federation. The former model has served as a photo double for Catherine Zeta-Jones and other actresses. “She comes with some celebrity status,” Gibson concedes. Last December, some Mountain Green steering-committee members heard Münter speak on National Public Radio about her efforts to green NASCAR, practice sustainability in her own life, and use her position to help spread the word, he explains. Münter has spoken to Congress about climate change and, earlier this year, raced a hydrogen-fueled Ford Focus in the Viking Rally — a zero-emissions-vehicle competition held in Norway. “I am going to use my racecar as a vehicle — pun intended — to change my sport. ... Imagine a racecar not covered with logos asking fans to buy something but instead calling to action millions of fans to make a difference,” Münter wrote in a 2008 Huffington Post blog. Both conference attendees and the general public can hear what she has to say from 7 to 8:30 p.m. on June 24. But whether it’s Münter rallying the troops or a breakout session on green cleaning supplies inspiring a hotel to change its practices, Mountain Green is more than just a conference, stresses Gibson. It’s an opportunity to green your home, business or whole industry — even one that moves at 200 mph. X
The race to be green: Racecar driver Leilani Münter (aka the Carbon Free Girl) is the keynote speaker for Warren Wilson College’s June 24 Mountain Green Sustainability Conference. photo courtesy Leilani Münter
nation’s) greenest hostelries; Simon B. Rich, whose Raleigh company, Solid Recovered Fuel, developed a program that converts trash into fuel; and Leilani Münter, a racecar driver who’s out to green NASCAR. Münter — who has a biology degree with a focus on ecology, behavior and evolution — styles herself the Carbon Free Girl, whose motto is “Life is short. Race hard. Live green.” The self-described “vegetarian hippie-chick racecar driver” — only the fourth woman to race in the Indy Pro
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Conference freebies The Mountain Green Sustainability Conference will feature several free events that are open to the general public. At about 10 a.m. on June 24, the Carolina Raptor Center will release an orphaned owl back into the wild. A mini tailgate market will run from 5 to 7 p.m., and from 6 to 7 p.m., the Asheville blues band Skinny Legs and All will perform (seating is limited). To learn more about the conference, go to www.warren-wilson. edu/~elc/New_ELC_Website_/conference.
Eco Calendar for June 17 - 25, 2009 Asheville Green Drinks People who are interested in environmental issues and topics meet up for a drink at BoBo Gallery, 22 Lexington Ave. The events usually include a short presentation by a guest speaker. Sign up for the email newsletter at www.ashevillegreendrinks.com. • FR (6/19), 6pm - Socializing —- 6:30pm - “All Things Slow” with Bob Bowles, Slow Foods. Asheville GreenWorks Our area’s Keep America Beautiful affiliate, working to clean and green the community through environmental volunteer projects. Info: 254-1776 or info@ ashevillegreenworks.org. • TUESDAYS (through 9/22), Noon-1pm - Create a healthy body and a healthy environment at the same time with this active community cleanup. Starts at Pritchard Park. Cleanup supplies provided. RSVP. Cradle of Forestry Events Experience the natural and cultural history of the Southern Appalachians at the birthplace of scientific forestry. Located on Route 276 in Pisgah National Forest. Hours: 9am -5pm, 7 days a week. Info: 877-3130 or www.cradleofforestry.org. • THURSDAYS (6/11 through 8/6), 10:30am-Noon - Woodsy Owl’s Curiosity Club. Nature-oriented activities for children ages 4-7. $4/program. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. ECO advocates for green infrastructure, protects water quality, educates about energy conservation/renewable energy, and promotes recycling. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www. eco-wnc.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, 4pm - Green Infrastructure Committee meeting. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, Noom-1:30pm - Board meeting. Visitors are welcome. Events With Crabtree Meadows Events are held at the Crabtree Meadows Campground Amphitheater, located at milepost 316 on the Blue Ridge Parkway, unless otherwise noted. Free and open to the public. Info: 765-1228. • WE (6/17), 10:30-11am - Junior Rangers: “Trout Chow.” Come explore the stream and learn about the food that trout eat and how to find them in a stream. • TH (6/18), 1pm - “Animals of Linville Falls.” Meet the Ranger to learn about the animals that live in the Linville River and the forest that surrounds it. • FR (6/19), 7-7:45pm - “Snakes of the Blue Ridge Parkway.” Are snakes the villains they have been made out to be? —- “Historic Mines of the Mountains.” Learn what minerals have been mined here and their uses at the Campground Amphitheater at milepost 340. • SA (6/20), 7pm - “Birding for Beginners.” Come listen to songs at sunset and learn how to identify the birds around you —- “Stream Gems.” Learn about the different types of trout found along the Blue Ridge Parkway. Held at the Campground Amphitheater at milepost 340. • SU (6/21), 7pm - “Vultures: the Misunderstood Raptor.” Learn about the misunderstood raptor and the beauty and value it has in nature —- “Everyday life in the Carolina Backcountry.” Held at the Campground Amphitheater at milepost 340. Mount Mitchell State Park All programs are free. Due to unpredictable weather, all hikes are subject to cancellation or rescheduling. Info: 675-4611. • TH (6/18), 11am - Join the naturalist for an indepth discussion of the life of Dr. Elisha Mitchell —- 2pm - Join the park naturalist for a hands-on demo on making paper. • FR (6/19), 11am - Join the park naturalist for a short walk on the Balsam Nature Trail to learn about
the ecology of Mt. Mitchell —- 2pm - Join the park naturalist for a discussion on safety in the back country. • SA (6/20), 10am - Join the park naturalist for a hands-on demo on making paper —- 2pm - Join a park ranger for a short walk on the Balsam Nature Trail to learn about the ecology of Mt. Mitchell —3pm - Join the park naturalist for a discussion on safety in the back country —- 4pm - Join a park ranger for a brief discussion on some of the interesting characters that have helped establish and maintain Mt. Mitchell State Park. Mountain Green • WE (6/24), 5-6pm - Visit vendors attending the Mountain Green Sustainability Conference —- 6-6:45pm - Skinny Legs and All will perform —- 7:20-8:30pm - Presentation by NASCAR driver Leilani Munter, known as Carbon-Free Girl. Free. At Warren Wilson College. Info: www.mountaingreenwnc.org. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum. org. • TH (6/25) - Official kickoff of the N.C. Birding Trail Guide. RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of river-friendly events. Info: 252-8474 or www. riverlink.org. • 3rd THURSDAYS, Noon-2pm - Bus Tours. See and hear about plans for the river’s future, learn local history and visit neighborhoods. Meet in front of City Hall. $15 for nonmembers. BYO lunch. Reservations are required: volunteer@riverlink.org or ext. 118. Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy The mission of the SAHC is to protect the world’s oldest mountains for the benefit of present and future generations. Info: 253-0095 or www.appalachian.org. n Reservations required for SAHC hikes: call ext. 205 or e-mail stacy@appalachian.org. • WE (6/17), 10am - Guided hike on Rocky Fork tract in east Tenn. Bring rain gear, hiking shoes, camera, water and lunch. $10 nonmembers. RSVP. • FR (6/19), 11am - Guided naturalist hike to High Knob, an interpretive summer solstice hike in the Old Growth Preserve easement. Bring rain gear, hiking shoes, camera, water and lunch. $10 nonmembers. RSVP. WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 258-8737 or www.wnca.org. • Last TUESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting for Haywood County members and the public at the Waynesville Library. Info: 926-8386 —- 5:30pm - Forest Task Force: WNC residents who are interested in being stewards for local forests are invited to meet at the WNC Alliance office, 29 N. Market St., Ste. 610, Asheville. Info: 258-8737. • Last WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting for Henderson County members and the public at Mills River Presbyterian Church in Horse Shoe. Info: 684-0836.
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Parenting Calendar for June 17 - 25, 2009 Attention 31 (pd.) Do you have children who struggle learning to control their emotions or behavior? Children who don’t seem to pay attention in school? • We invite you to hear about a new technology that’s making it possible to train children (or adults) to be more attentive, more productive and more in control, by simply playing a video game. • This technology (called Neurofeedback) is being employed in schools, clinics, by NASA, in the Olympics and in World Cup trainings and can help your child create lasting change. Call (828) 281-2299, for more info or our schedule of upcoming public seminars, ask for Dr Ellis. Focus Centers of Asheville. Crisis Counseling • Multicultural/ Diverse Lifestyles (pd.) • Teens • Young Adults/Adults • Eclectic/ diverse therapy: Cognitive-Behavioral, Equine, Afrocentric, Parent Coordination/Mediation. • Tracy Keene, LPC, 828-318-3991, tracy@KeeneCounseling. com • 13 1/2 Eagle Street, Suite P, Asheville, 28801. www.KeeneCounseling.com Involve Your Partner In Your Child’s Birth • Empowered Birthing Classes (pd.) Increase confidence, learn hands-on tools, enjoy the best day of your life! 828-231-9227. Classes monthly: Wednesdays, 6p.m. $175. Next begins July 15. Terra Summer • July 20 - August 14 (pd.) Terra Summer is a four-week experiential academic summer program for children in grades 6-8 (ages 11-14) that uses the magical world of food to teach geometry, geography, history, and science and to explore the social, economic, environmental, and ethical issues related to food. Guided by a farm team, a chef, and teachers, together we grow our own food, work on our organic farm, and cook and eat together. Terra Summer features guest artists and chefs. Children run a produce stand, journal, do portfolio projects and presentations, and look at the world and themselves through a new lens. The program runs from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday. Early drop-off starts at 8:30 a.m. The cost for Terra Summer is $600 ($150 per week). We prefer for children to attend the entire session. Full and partial scholarships are available. Transportation to and from strategic pick-up and drop-off locations is also available. Terra Summer takes place on a farm on Kimzey Road, Mills River, NC. For more information or to apply, call 828-782-7842 or visit www. terraschool.org Asheville Mommies Coffee Time Join other moms in the Asheville area for coffee, playtime for the kids and chatting at The Hop on Merrimon Ave. Info: julie@ashevillemommies.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 11am-Noon - Coffee time. Asheville Moms Meet The group is designed for friendship and fun not only for the moms, but the kids too. Several events happen each week at different times and locations. Meet moms who are always ready to make great new friends and have fun. Children’s ages range from 0-5. Info: 712-4388 or www.sahm.meetup.com/1472. • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am - Meeting at the toddler play area located in Asheville Mall’s food court. Babies ‘n’ Beer Bring your babies and have a beer with other new moms and dads. Have a baby-friendly outing and meet other new parents at the Thirsty Monk, 92 Patton Ave., in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-5450. • TUESDAYS, 4-7pm - Babies ‘n’ Beer meets. Breastfeeding Circle Get professional help for lactation problems and some mama-baby company. Free. Info: ashevillewomenswellness.com. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am-Noon - Meets at 24 Arlington St. Children in the Middle
Parenting education for the divorced or separated parent. Classes meet at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200, in the Conference Room. Parents learn how to avoid arguments with their ex, improve communication with him/her, and make the divorce or separation easier on their children. Free, plus snacks are provided. Info or to register: tpeterson@arp-phoenix. com or 254-2700, ext. 286. • Three SATURDAYS, 9am-Noon - Class. (Also in Madison County; call for details.) Free Mommy and Me for Babies A free group that meets weekly in two different locations to provide an opportunity for new parents to gather for support, education, exercise and resources. Info: 213-8098 or shantisunshine@gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 9:30-10:15am - Mommy/Baby Yoga for Pre-Crawlers —- 10:30-11:30am - Guest speaker/ open discussion —- 11:45am-12:45pm - Walk and Talk. Call to register. At the Woodfin YMCA. • TUESDAYS, 11-11:45am - Mommy/Baby Yoga for Pre-Crawlers —- Noon-1pm - Guest Speaker/Open Discussion. At the Reuter Family YMCA in the Mission Wellness Resource Center Room. Hendersonville Mom’s Club Chat and meet new moms in the area. All moms are welcome. Info: 713-4307. • MONDAYS, 11am - Meets at Black Bear Coffee Shop. Hendersonville Play Group • Group for moms with kids 0-5 years old. Play dates, park trips and more. To join: www.meetup. com/hendersonvilleplaygroup. Nurturing Skills for Parents Parenting program to give parents the tools to foster positive relationships and self-nurturing skills. Classes meet at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200. Classes are appropriate for parents with children of any age. Tailored to support parents in a non-confrontational setting. Free. Info or to register: tpeterson@ arp-phoenix.com or 254-2700, ext. 286. • ONGOING - Classes meet for 10 weeks. Both morning and evening classes are availiable. Toddler Fun A free group that provides an opportunity for parents to have some structured fun with their toddlers including 45 minutes of songs, stories, finger-plays, parachute play and more. To register: 213-8098 or shantisunshine@gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 10am - Toddler Fun. At the Woodfin YMCA. Call to register. • TUESDAYS, 9:30am - Toddler Fun. At the Reuter YMCA in the Mission Hospitals Room. Call to register. Waldorf-Inspired Parenting Group Waldorf-inspired families are invited to meet with like-minded folks twice a month. Open to parents, grandparents, friends and anyone else interested in Rudolf Steiner’s approach to child development. Info: 296-8323. • 3rd SUNDAYS - Handwork group. YWCA Programs for Parents The YWCA is at 185 S. French Broad Ave. Info: 2547206 or www.ywcaofasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 8am-Noon & MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30-8:30pm - The YWCA New Choices Program provides free drop-in child care for parents who are continuing their education or looking for employment. Space is limited. Evening hours are for students only. A phone orientation is required.
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Curious eaters who stumbled upon Scott Schronce and David Rowland’s food trailer in the Black Mountain Exxon lot could be forgiven for assuming that its name, crudely stenciled alongside the pickup window, referred to the rolling café’s working wheels. But “Chefs on the Go” clearly means just as much in the metaphorical sense. Schronce and Rowland, former head chefs at the Grove Park Inn, are too busy embracing the hustle of short-order cooking to stop for much musing, but the guys are obviously pleased to be on the go from the employee politics, antiseptic environments and culinary conservatism of corporate kitchens. “We’ve been locked away in that 50,000square-foot meeting space,” Schronce says, his bitterness slightly leavened by his recent transition. “It seems like there, you’re working for something other than just passion. Here, we’re able to do our food without having some pencil pusher telling us what it should taste like.” Since debuting their cart in the final weeks of 2008, Schronce and Rowland have carved out a niche that’s especially well-suited to the current recession. The pair hasn’t forsaken the principles of good cookery — “People freak out when you do chicken cordon bleu and send it out of a roach coach,” Rowland laughs — but the duo are comfortably working in an idiom that’s considerably more down-home and affordable than the most populist dining room at the Grove Park Inn.
“We’re not doing flambéed bananas,” Rowland says. “We’re making pot roast. We’ll smoke a pork butt. People say, ‘Why don’t you have a steak sandwich?’ If we had to charge you $7, that’s not in our game plan.” Instead, Schronce and Rowland are serving up $2 platters of buttermilk biscuits and ridiculously rich sawmill gravy, larded with butter and pepper. They sell $3 hand-patted burgers, bestowing each one with the care they once showered on puff pastry and foie gras. “It depresses me to see our burger on a small bun,” Schronce confides. “It honestly makes me sad.” “And then he’s hell on me,” Rowland says. Schronce and Rowland met when Rowland was the Grove Park’s executive chef, and Schronce was working as his second. Rowland was becoming increasingly aggravated by the nature of high-end resort cooking — a skill for which, it turned out, he had a knack. “I got promoted up, which was the worst thing in the world,” Rowland recalls. “To be executive chef, you can’t do anything. You can’t cook. You’re doing payroll and budgets. I could have been an accountant.” Rowland briefly returned to the kitchen at Horizons, but then, after a decade at Grove Park, he decided to partner with Schronce on a mobile catering unit. “I had this guy build me a crazy trailer,” Schronce says. “We could fit three pigs and 20 chickens in it and still have a crab boil.” The health department put the kibosh on the contraption, which wasn’t entirely enclosed and thus did not meet code. So Schronce and
Rowland decided to invest in a hot-dog cart they found in Spindale. “We ripped it apart and put it back together,” says Schronce. Although the chefs kept the distinctive — and inexplicable — pink-and-white checkerboard floor tiles, they replaced the plumbing and installed commercial-quality kitchen equipment, including a six-burner stove. They made few improvements to the tiny white trailer’s exterior, limiting their gussying up to a plastic awning and a fistful of artificial flowers. “The idea was we’d cater weddings and things, but why would we let it sit empty during the week?” Rowland says of the enterprise’s speedy evolution to a weekday café. Chefs on the Go first showed up across the street from Ingles headquarters in Black Mountain. “We thought we were going to be in the money,” Schronce recalls. “They’ve got 700 employees any given shift. We were like, man, it’s going to be great. And then the second week was Christmas, the third week was New Year’s and the fourth week was 6 degrees. We couldn’t even get water to run through the hose.” Schronce and Rowland relocated their operation after the Exxon station’s owner invited them to park in his lot, rent-free. “We don’t have any property tax, he pays our water,” Schronce says, ticking off the pluses of the deal. “We have to buy unlimited super-gas to run the generator, but we don’t have any chairs, we don’t have any electricity, we don’t have any workers compensation.” “We have no overhead but the food we serve,” Rowland adds. “Our food is homemade and cooked to order. Today we’ll make fresh pasta, put it in the oven and sell it for $5. You wouldn’t believe how people just smile.” Bryan Smith had never before stopped at Chefs on the Go when he pulled into the lot to order a sausage biscuit. Smith, who lives two blocks behind a Wendy’s, typically eats a fastfood breakfast. “I’m tired of going to McDonald’s, so I thought I’d try something new,” he says while waiting for his order. “Usually these places cook better than anywhere else.” “Here you go, man,” Schronce calls from the trailer. Smith nods at the biscuit Schronce hands him: “That’s a pretty big sandwich.”
Every hospitality expert has declared only customer-oriented restaurants will survive the recession, and the two chefs seem intent on proving them right. Schronce and Rowland don’t just know their patrons’ names — they know where they work and which of their co-workers fell prey to a practical joke the previous day. When the guys aren’t cooking, they’re laughing and slapping backs. “We’ve got nice people,” Schronce says. “Like, we’ve got this guy from Napa Auto Parts who’s here every day at 7:10 a.m. He doesn’t want to go to McDonald’s. He can pay 50 cents more and get something that’s not out of a box. He sees us crack the eggs out of their shells.” Rowland would eventually like to open a restaurant that can’t be driven away, perhaps an intimate 40-seater in Black Mountain. But for now, the chefs are still thrilled by the prospect of preparing one blue plate special at a time. “I’m a firm believer that if you’re stressed, it shows up on the plate,” Rowland says. “In 10 years at Grove Park, I never had a sound night’s sleep.” Schronce agrees. “We don’t think we’re going to get rich — we’re just excited,” he says, pointing toward a flurry of feathers on the Exxon station’s roof. “Just because I get to watch pigeons making out, it’s worth it. It works, and people are digging it, even if it’s not beautiful.” To which Rowland shakes his head: “I think it’s beautiful,” he says. X Xpress food writer Hanna Rachel Raskin can be contacted at food@mountainx.com.
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EATS & DRINKS: Mountain Xpresss’ Eats & Drinks guide hit the streets this week, featuring more than 500 local bars and restaurants in one easy-to-use publication. And our online Dining section has been revamped as a one-stop shop for dining news and views. The 96-page Eats & Drinks lists eateries by cuisine, and also includes a handy map, a guide to local tailgate markets, our food critic’s picks of 20 don’t-miss drinks and dishes, and Xpress readers’ picks from our annual Best of WNC balloting. It is available in hundreds of area locations, including special boxes mounted atop newspaper boxes in downtown Asheville. The new online Dining section features an easy-to-search guide, as well as connections to local gastronomical blogs and the Xpress’ recent food and bar articles. JOHN FLEER: Canyon Kitchen Restaurant, Chef John Fleer’s new workplace, has begun accepting reservations for weekend dinners and Sunday lunches. Fleer, formerly of Blackberry Farm in Walland, Tenn., earlier this year joined the crew at Lonesome Valley, a planned community in Cashiers. “Our goal was to create a festive yet casual atmosphere that would feature organic and creative Appalachian selections developed in part from fresh produce right out of our own community gardens,” Lonesome Valley’s developers wrote in a release. “We recognized that the most important ingredient in this mix would be our chef.” Fleer served as Blackberry Farm’s chef for 14 years, pioneering what Atlanta JournalConstitution food writer John Kessler described as an “exuberant and hyper-local ‘foothills cuisine.’” While at Blackberry Farm, Fleer was nominated twice for a prestigious James Beard award, and earned the restaurant a highly coveted Relais Gourmand designation. Fleer, his recipes and the Appalachian food producers he championed were regularly featured in media outlets, including Food and Wine, Bon Appetit and the Food Network. Dinner at Canyon Kitchen is available by reservation only. To contact the restaurant, call 743-7696 or e-mail canyonkitchen@lonesomevalley.com. CLINGMAN CAFE: Patrons who may have hesitated to do any daytime drinking at Clingman Café can now partake of the River District coffee shop’s beer and wine menu during evening hours. The café recently added dinner service to its repertoire, staying open until 6:30 p.m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Owner Trip Howell described the new hours as a “win-win situation,” since the schedule will allow the café to better serve folks in the neighborhood and give its staffers more working hours. “They’ve been asking for it,” Howell says. Although billed as summer hours, Howell says the schedule will stay in place as long as
customers are coming in late. Clingman Café is located at 242 Clingman Ave. For more information, call 253-2177. BUDDHA BAGELS: One of the more ambitious culinary fusion concepts to hit Asheville has apparently petered out. Buddha Bagels, which opened last year in the Merrimon Avenue storefront previously occupied by New York Bagel, was meant to merge a New Age sensibility with urban deli cuisine. “We’re in Asheville; we’re an alternative community,” owner Aaron Hunt told Xpress last August. “We can change it up like that, right?” A sign announcing the restaurant’s closure was posted on the door late last month. ASHEVILLE WINE CONSULTING: Local oenophiles will salute the red, white and green at an upcoming wine dinner devoted to organic, biodynamic and sustainable wines. The second annual summer wine dinner, sponsored by Asheville Wine Consulting, features four courses — including local trout cakes and pulled-pork shoulder with cornbread pudding — and six accompanying wines. Tickets to the Wednesday, June 24, event at Windows on the Park are $40. To register, e-mail Jessica@ashevillewineconsulting.com.
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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s midnight in downtown Asheville, and the Phish show has just let out, pouring thousands of happy phans into the streets. Here they are, at the Rankin Vault: â&#x20AC;&#x153;They really know their audience,â&#x20AC;? one Phishhead says as the bartender pours a concoction of vodka, liqueurs and cranberry juice into a towering pint glass. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just in the mood for something that tastes good,â&#x20AC;? he says, taking the drink. The place is mostly full; turntables are set up. The vault itself is reserved, with a crowd of guys watching a basketball game. Here they are, on the streets: One, shirtless, displays two middle fingers against the night sky as he shouts â&#x20AC;&#x153;f**k the cops!â&#x20AC;? Sirens are a constant sound over the next hour, interlaced with the occasional pop of fireworks. Also heard is the screaming of â&#x20AC;&#x153;I want a drink!â&#x20AC;? Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the right city. You may have recognized the breed, at least the out-of-town variety, though there are plenty of phans native to this fair metropolis. The water vendors did not stop with the concert, and they continue to hawk bottled water, even though free H2O is available in any number of the bars just a few feet away. Some bring the bottled waters with them, setting them on top of the bar as they order beer en masse, that look of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wowie â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never been in this place beforeâ&#x20AC;? glued to their faces. The Flying Frog is packed. Ditto the Yacht Club. Those places not so full that they have to turn away new arrivals are still busy far
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The ultimate cinematic pressure cooker returns to town by Ken Hanke It’s summer and you know what that means. Yes, the 48 Hour Film Project is back, meaning it’s time for local filmmakers — and those who would be filmmakers — to put themselves to the test in the ultimate cinematic pressure cooker. This is the Project’s fifth consecutive year in Asheville, and the basic notion is to create a movie running no less than four minutes and no more than seven minutes in, well, 48 hours. That basic notion, however, is just the beginning of the undertaking’s calculated insanity. As if making an entire film in 48 hours isn’t daunting enough, the process has certain added challenges. Filmmaking teams arrive at home base (Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co.) knowing only that they’ll be making a movie. Genres are assigned at the last minute, so if you get there and have it in mind that you’re going to knock out the world’s greatest seven-minute horror film, there’s every chance you’ll instead find that you’re going to be told to make a western or a drama or a noir thriller instead. Pre-planning what you’re going to make simply isn’t practical. That’s part of the challenge, and it can be part of the fun. Last year, one team drew the genre “historical drama” and so disliked the idea that they spent their seven minutes demonstrating just why the genre “sucked.” Did they win? No, but they got a special award — created on the spot — for “best subversion of genre.” The up-in-the-air aspect of the Project doesn’t end there. Other requirements include an assigned line of dialogue that has to be worked into the film, plus a character name. They’re also given a prop that has to appear in the film (last year it was an ashtray). Never forget that the great showman Cecil B. DeMille had a sign in his office that read, “Say it with props,” something that past entrants seem to have creatively taken to heart. Considering that there are awards given for best
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Kickoff at 6 to 7 p.m. Friday, June 19. Dropoff by 7:30 p.m. Sunday, June 21. Screenings at 4, 7 and 10 p.m., Tuesday, June 23 to Thursday, June 25.
Team Sprezzatura shoots The Bad News Bearer in Washington, D.C. during last year’s project. photo by david s. holloway
use of prop, as well as dialogue and character, that’s a serious point to bear in mind. Stepping up to the plate to wrangle the Project this year is MK Harrison. “I definitely wanted to become involved with the arts in Asheville, and since I just moved here, what better way to be introduced to it than this?” she reasoned. Does the changed in leadership portend a change in approach for 2009? Not directly, no, but it does turn out that there are some different dynamics this year. “This year we’ve had actors and production people who are new to town or just aren’t hooked up with people wanting to be part of teams,” Harrison says. “It’s interesting that individuals are coming out of the woodwork wanting to be part of this.”
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The timing of this year’s filmmaking blitz is also different. “Unfortunately, the Project is falling on Father’s Day this year, so last time I checked we only had 19 teams signed up, but from what I understand a lot of people do wait till the last minute,” Harrison says. “I’m happy with the turnout, given this and the economy.” (At press time, there were 28 registered teams on the Project’s Web site, as opposed to the 37 who participated last year). The basics, however, haven’t changed. Genres will be drawn on Friday night, June 19, and films have to be turned in by 7 p.m. on Sunday at Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. This year, there’s another extra incentive and potential reward. ”The films that win can actually be shown at
Cannes next year,” says Harrison. “Isn’t that cool?” (Ten of the best films of the 2009 tour will be screened at the Cannes Film Festival Short Film Corner.) Cool, indeed — and a barometer of the growing respect for the Project. Anyone who’s seen the results of the previous years’ efforts already knows that some of the films are really quite astonishing. Newcomer Harrison has herself been more than a little surprised by the level of quality. “They did send me previous years’ DVDs and I’ve been blown away,” she says. Having been a judge the last couple years myself, I wasn’t surprised to hear this. Does Harrison have a specific goal for the 48 Hour Film Project? Yes, and it’s a very simple one: “It’s just my mission to get the community more involved.” At this point in our cultural — and economic — climate, that’s a goal that may be as difficult as it is lofty. But in the end, it all comes down to the filmmaking teams, and they haven’t let us down yet. X
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Asheville Prison Books Program celebrates 10 years of action with busking and art by Ursula Gullow Dear Moire, A “thank you” for sending me the book Reason of Hope by Jane Goodall. I am enjoying reading it. But I am equally if not more so impressed and appreciate your book offering to me, a prisoner. Our universe would be a much better place if more people displayed acts of reaching out with kindness. Thank you. Sorry if I misspelled your name. —Timothy Asheville’s Prison Books Program often gets handwritten letters like this one, from prisoners whose only recourse to continue education and life is from reading. The group is a volunteer collective, and this week celebrates its 10-year anniversary. The letters would seem to be testament to the positive impact the group has had on the lives of the incarcerated. “We are always in a situation where we have more requests to fill than money to fulfill them,” says Moira Bradford, a volunteer with APB for more than two years. The group spends about $80 on postage alone every week, she says. To help fill the need, APBP will launch a fund drive this weekend to raise money and awareness. On Friday, a silent art auction featuring the work of more than 25 artists
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will be held at BoBo Gallery. This is a fantastic chance to snatch up pieces by local artists such as ceramic artist Sarah Danforth, multimedia artist Christine Ratanaphruks and painter Courtney Chappell. Abu Disarray, a DJ, will spin dance records, and the always unique James Owen (Doom Ribbons, Burning Bush) will perform. Prison Books has come up with a novel fundraising strategy for Saturday: street performance for charity. All day long, buskers will be performing around Asheville to collect money for the program and also for
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Tranzmissions, a group that provides support to inmates dealing with gender and sexual identity issues. A high school teacher by day, graduate student by night, Bradford plans to write impromptu poems for donations. “I’ll be taking requests — if someone wants a love poem, I’ll write that, or a breakup poem — whatever they want.” Other buskers will include accordionist Patrick Kukucka (Boys of Summer, Hands of Winsor McCay) and sax player Logan Murray. The country-western band Tony Wayne and the Pain will perform, and facepainting and fortune-telling will also be available. Look for these acts around Pritchard Park, Haywood Street and Lexington Avenue on Saturday. The modest headquarters of the Prison Books program are located in the basement of a home in Montford, where hundreds of donated books are categorized by subject matter on tall bookshelves lining the walls. Letters from prisoners — usually written out by hand — are mailed to the group, with requests for specific books or genres of books. They most often request dictionaries. A volunteer then matches the literature that most closely reflects the needs of the prisoner, while keeping in mind the restrictions of the prison facility. A prisoner expressing an interest in philosophy and fiction, for example, may find themselves with copies of Siddhartha and Catcher in the Rye.
According to the U.S. Department of Justice, more than 2.3 million people are living behind bars. “With educational programming being drastically cut in prisons, the need for our service has never been greater,” Bradford says. “Education is the only tool proven to help prevent people from returning to prison again and again.” Book donations can be dropped off at the group’s collection box, which is located outside of the French Broad Food Co-op on Biltmore Avenue. For more information about the Asheville Prison Books Program, visit www.main.nc.us/prisonbooks/ X
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Fear not, the summertime color ball still rolls by Rebecca Sulock In the wake of the Asheville Area Arts Council cancelling its annual color ball (its signature fundraising event for the past eight years), another group has stepped in to give Asheville a different colored ball. Well, accurately, it would be called an absence of color ball. Regardless, it’s a rogue art party gala: The Asheville Black Ball. The party will take up all three levels of the sprawling venue 11 Grove Street, home of Scandals, the Boiler Room, 11 on Grove and Getaways. And without getting too much into the politics of the event (for now), the newlyformed Asheville Art Initiative says its aim is to get support to other vital arts organizations: Proceeds will go to Arts2People, Black Mountain College + Arts Center, the Artist’s Roundtable Scholarship Fund and the Flood Gallery and Fine Arts Center (in the River Arts District). What can one expect from this fledgling event? Fiery fun from the Bombs Away Cabaret, sideshow acts and accordions, performances from the gypsy collective Hellblinki Sextet, Zombie Bazooka Patrol, Reverend Johnny Lemuria and Pleasure Saucer and more, and visual art from Brian Kirk, Jen Bowen, Mark Shifferstein, Rene Criegler and others. “This will be an eclectic evening, and we hope people will turn out in their most imaginative black garb. Tap into your inner artist and come as your favorite dark fantasy,” says Lisa Ziemer of the Asheville Art Initiative in a release. And really, they want you to flaunt: Prizes will be given for the Best Punk, Best Goth, Best Elegant, Best Retro, Best Fetish, Best Pirate and Best Creative Costuming during the fashion part of the event. The party starts at 2 p.m. downtown on Saturday, June 20, with the Grove House venues opening at 4 p.m. For more info and tickets, go to www.ashevilleblackball.com. Tickets start at $25 per venue, $50 for all the venues and $125 for a VIP pass. Other news to note: The solstice marks the
Taking up the annual colored ball theme, the Asheville Art Initiative will hold the rogue Black Ball. official beginning of summer, and the Summer Soulstice 2009 marks the official beginning of the sorts of multi-band, fest-type events that go with the season. The Soulstice kicks off on Friday, June 19, and continues through Saturday, June 20, at Club Nashwa and Hookah Joe’s, which will set up an outdoor stage for the fun. The lineup includes psych-disco duo Boombox, Asheville’s own Afromotive, the Charlotte-based new folk ensemble The New Familiars and a whole bunch more. Ticket prices range from $10 for a night or day to $25 for the weekend. For more info, check out www.comagunmusic.com. X Send your random and useful news to ae@ mountainx.com.
junker’sblues
the life and times of a digger
Memo to the yard-salers of Asheville from Junker’s Union Local No. 3313 by Whitney Shroyer Yard Sale season is in full swing. We are flush with bright days and good weather. Time to clean out your house and hopefully offset a utility bill or two during these hard times. We at the Junker’s Union, as always, are here to help. First off, thank you for you efforts. Getting up early on a Saturday is not easy, and neither is patiently haggling with some 12-yearold kid over your daughter’s old Pokémon cards. You may be wondering if it’s worth it. The Junker’s Union assures you it is. After all, Goodwill stock is leftover yard sale goods, and flea marketers traffic in markedup yard sale goods. You yardsalers remain the source of much of the junk-blood in our community. But it is important to remember that we exist in a symbiotic relationship. You need us as much as we need you. We come pick your yard clean and give you some money, and hopefully you get a nice dinner out in celebration on your newfound room to breathe. So, in the spirit of mutual benefit, our current secretary has typed up a few suggestions, to make this process run as smoothly as possible. We know it can be hard, letting strangers into your yard. To the many of you who already follow the unwritten contract between junker/junkee splendidly: May your yard sales always bring three figures. Also, to those who perceive an anti-baby
bias in the suggestions below, the Union has nothing against babies or their yard sales. But if our secretary offends, take it up with him. This is by no means an exhaustive list, but we’ve got to start somewhere. • Put some time into your Craigslist announcement. You do your bottom line a huge solid by putting a little effort into that Craigslist/IWANNA listing. It is NOT an afterthought, so stop writing it like one. Hint: The words “too much to list” have never sold anything, nor have they attracted any buyers. • No cat nappers. I respect your desire for “no early birds.” But that time on your sign? That’s when you open, not when you start trucking your stuff out. • Keep your utility pole signs simple. I’m driving by at 30 MPH. I can’t read your street address because your sign keeps going on about how AWESOME your sale is going to be. Point me in the right direction and I’ll see for myself. Exception to this rule: Baby Stuff yard sales. Please put “Baby Stuff” on your sign, so I can skip it. • Estate sales mean somebody died. Or at least went to The Home. “Estate sale” is overtaking “moving sale” as the most abused word in the yard sale lexicon, with ”multifamily” running a distant third. The next time I see modern baby clothes, toys and furniture at an “estate sale” I am asking how the baby died.
Keep the signs simple: The junkers are driving by at 30 mph, please give clear directions. photo by whitney shroyer
• If you’ve been having a “Moving Sale” every weekend for the last six months, you’re not moving. • If your yard sale consists of three piles of clothes and a few kitchen utensils on three blankets, it is not “huge”. • Your yard is not a museum. If it’s in the yard, it’s for sale. Don’t bring out a pile of stuff and decide to keep it at the last moment. What do you think this is, Ghost World? • In yard sale economics, the lower the price, the more money you make. • More yard sale economics: Yard-sale depreciation works much more radically than real-world depreciation. A $10 retail item you bought two years ago might be worth seven, hypothetically, according to the rules of depreciation. But in a yard sale? It’s a buck. Hey, it’s your yard, it’s not like you got overhead. • Your yard sale is not over until you take your signs down. Removing your signs is the necessary final curve in our little circle of life. You clean out your house, we clean out our pockets, you clean up the streets. ‘Tis not for our benefit that we make this suggestion, but for the beauty of our fair city. Remember: The signs know where you live. You have been notified. Not so hard, was it? And we didn’t even ask you to tag your stuff in advance. Thanks again from Junker’s Union Local 3313! See you at your place, bright and early! X
Haywood County, NC 5th Annual
COLD MOUNTAIN HERITAGE TOUR
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad. - Author Unknown
Tour includes: 2 historic homes, 2 Chapels, 3 cemeteries, a 100 year heritage farm, Mercantile, a Masonic Temple & the country’s oldest log cabin. Guides at each site.
Sat. June 27th • 9am - 5pm Tour 6 sites with guides (plan 5-6 hours)
Sat. June 27th • 5pm - 8:30pm Music, Dancers, Storytelling Food Available
Sun. June 28th • 12pm - 5pm Tour 4 sites with guides (plan 3-4 hours)
One Day Ticket - $15 (either day) • Two Days - $25 (Cash or Check) Sat. night free with Tour ticket • Tour Books & DVDs available For map, site photos & descriptions visit: www.bethelcomm.org 828-506-0939 • 828-646-0303 • 828-648-0075 Tour sponsored in part by HCTDA 800-334-9036 • www.smokeymountains.net
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Jubilee! Summer Orchestra When jazz pianist Patrick Littlejohn came to Asheville, he was homeless and had a broken spine. Struggling through depression and seizures, Littlejohn wrote out in longhand on donated paper the scores for “Dream of Peace,” an orchestral/vocal composition. The Jubilee! orchestra will perform the piece, along with other works from extraordinary local composers. The concert is 7 p.m. Sunday, June 21, at Jubilee! Community, 46 Wall St. $5 suggested donation. www.jubileeorchestra.net or 252-5335.
DJ Mark Farina Mushroom jazz master returns to Stella Blue for a sweaty good time. The producers have amped up the show into a full-on DJ/VJ event, featuring local and regional acts Mingle, Selector Cleofus, DJ Brett Rock, Nigel One and Megan McKissack, among others. Groove from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. Saturday, June 20, at both Stella levels. Tickets at Hunk, Honeypot and Harvest Records, $15/$18 or online at www. brownpapertickets.com/producer/4256.
Buncombe County Chautauqua 2009 It’s fairly rare that one gets a chance to hear George Washington, Eleanor Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and Rosa Parks all speak within the same week. Catch them at this year’s Chautauqua, the theme of which is America in Crisis. Hear some of our country’s most important personalities describe, in historically-authentic detail, their challenges, decisions and the consequences. Sponsored by the Friends of Buncombe County Libraries, with programs Monday, June 22 through Thursday, June 25. Each features a musical guest starting at 7 p.m. with program at 7:30 p.m. $3 suggested donation, or $8 for the series. Smith McDowell House, 283 Victoria Road. 2504700 or www.buncombecounty.org/library
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Joti Marra, right, with Angi West in the background.
The toothsome folk-rock of Fox-Teeth by Lydia See Joti Marra is a Jacqueline of all trades, and a master of all of them, but she wouldn’t be the one to tell you that. A classic introvert, Marra is supremely humble regarding the music she creates, and it’s been years since she’s graced a stage in Asheville. After spending time in New York pursuing a career in fashion, she was drawn back to Asheville for a bevy of reasons, and has now had the clemency to resume sharing her music again, trading in the “My-Fifty Five” moniker (her former band) in favor of Fox-Teeth — newly formed with fellow local musicians Angi West and Tyler Ramsey. At a recent performance at the Grey Eagle, opening up for Floating Action’s CD-release show, Marra, West and Ramsey played a sixsong set of layered intricate melodies, featuring Marra’s well-written, succinctly designed lyrics over an array of drum machines, acoustic and electric guitars, banjo and keys. Marra is alternately tender and raw in her vocal stylings, switching between strong, deliberate lines and elongated airy harmonies. The addition of West on keys and backing vocals contributes a haunting echo to Marra’s siren-esque musical phrasings, and adds just the right amount of polish to the enduring silver of Marra’s songs. The set featured three songs from My Fifty-Five’s record (revamped and improved upon) and three newer songs, which demonstrated similar style with a more mature approach to arrangement. “Grey Gold” has a vintage singsongy feel beginning with
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a simple drum-machine, fleshed out with West playing piano and Ramsey wheedling around on a small Yamaha keyboard set to a Fender Rhodes-ish sound. Marra, singing along with her Old Craftsman 1950’s acoustic guitar, rhythmically channels Patti Smith with lines like “Watch the sky pull the gray curtains in the morning as the light is coming — where will we meet beneath the ceiling of this tempest, a war is coming,” whereas in the grittier-sweet “Jet Black Night,” the PJ Harvey-like line “why is it you have to break your bones instead of flying” is delivered deliberately, free of cloying sentiment. Remarkably, what seems to be a group comprised of a front-woman and her supporters, is actually an amalgam of three distinctly different solo performers, and when discussing this arrangement, Marra said, “I feel so blessed to have two singer/songwriters I really respect backing me up.” West is an accomplished pianist and vocalist who recently released her second album, Love is a Special Way of Feeling. Ramsey, a masterful multi-instrumentalist, has released two solo records, most recently A Long Dream about Swimming across the Sea, and plays guitar in Band of Horses. The chemistry between the three on stage is unmistakably strong, stemming from a long friendship between West and Marra, and a romantic connection between Marra and Ramsey. Learn more about Joti Marra at www.myspace. com/myfiftyfive, Angi West at www.angiwest. com and Tyler Ramsey at www.tylerramsey. com. X
clubland
where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Open mic at the Shed w/ Parker Brooks
Broadway’s
Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm
Funk jam featuring local artists
Storms (electronica)
‘80s Night
Hookah Joe’s
White Horse
Courtyard Gallery
Decades Restaurant & Bar
Open Mic
Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone
Acoustic Soul
Horizons at Grove Park Inn
Celtic & Blues Tuesdays w/ 6:30 Irish session
Decades Restaurant & Bar
Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar
Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm
Wild Wing Cafe
Ballroom Dancing with Roger Buckner
Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am
Jack Of The Wood Pub
Caribbean Cowboys
Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar
Old Time Jam, 6pm
Thu., June 18
Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party
Eleven on Grove
Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill
Zydeco Lesson & Dance 8-11pm
The Screaming Jays
Emerald Lounge
Rocket Club
Reggae Resurrection
Galictifunk (disco, funk, house & DJs)
Firestorm Cafe and Books
Scandals Nightclub
Celtic & eclectic jam
Latin dance
Frankie Bones
Town Pump
Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)
Open Mic w/ David Bryan
Garage at Biltmore
Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues
Open mic
Mixed Bag Open Jam hosted by Michael Tao
Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe
Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern
Vincenzo’s Bistro
Taylor Martin CD release
Marc Keller (variety)
Grove Park Inn Great Hall
Watershed
C lubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed. •To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue. •Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland. •Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed. •The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues. •Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.
Wed., June 17 Back Room
Open mic
Boiler Room
Pleasure Saucer w/ The Vortex Cabaret
The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)
Iam Somnous, Somni Suite, Controlled
Beacon Pub
Storms (electronica)
Trees Leave
Emerald Lounge
Blu Lounge
Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass)
Subterranean Soundz w/ Jeff Bujak Five Fifty Three
Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe
Steve Wolrab & guests (jazz, guitar)
Mark Bumgarner
Frankie Bones
Blue Ridge Performing Arts
Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)
Center
French Broad Brewery Tasting
Pick~N~Jam
Room
BoBo Gallery
The Space Heaters (vintage swing) w/ Now You See Them (indie)
Matt Walsh (rockabilly) Grove Park Inn Great Hall
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Eleven on Grove
Packway Handle Band (bluegrass)
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“Paste Magazine’s Top Buzziest Bands” Straight from Bonnaroo All shows at 9:30 pm unless noted 77b Biltmore Ave., Asheville, NC 828-258-1550 • mo.daddys@gmail.com Check out our music online! www.mo-daddys.com
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June 17th
June 23rd
Iam Somnous, Somni Suite & Controlled
Waynesville Water’n Hole
The Screaming Jays
An Evening with Paleface & Special Guest Ian Thomas
Boiler Room
$3 Admission • Movie Line 254-1281
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Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar
Simplified (reggae rock) w/ The Watts Horizons at Grove Park Inn
Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm
Thur. 6/18: WTF 8pm Soul Night w/ Cardeli 6pm Fri. 6/19: Actual Proof 8pm Thur. 6/25: Phuncle Sam Fri. 6/26: Kevin Scanlon
Blu Lounge
Dance mix w/ local DJ’s Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe
Handlebar
Ryan Cabrera (pop) w/ the Kin Hangar
The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)
Bobby Sullivan (piano)
Live music
Waynesville Water’n Hole
Havana Restaurant
Josh Fields Band (Southern rock)
Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical)
Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe
Horizons at Grove Park Inn
Acoustic Swing
Hookah Joe’s
Ryan F. (blues, jazz)
Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm
Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine
Summer Solstice 2009 w/ Discordian Society
White Horse
Jack Of The Wood Pub
Lance Mills CD release party w/ Red June
Live music w/ Jeff & Vida
Wild Wing Cafe
Jerusalem Garden
Stone Cold Fox
Belly dancing w/ live music Mike’s Tavern
Bar
Jack Of The Wood Pub
Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm
Bluegrass Jam, 9:30pm
Blue Ridge Performing Arts
Lobster Trap
Center
Iron Horse Station
Hank Bones
Twilight Broadcasters
Sat., June 20
Jack Of The Wood Pub
Back Room
A Social Funk-tion (party covers)
Americana Songwriters feat: Jonathan Byrd, Doug & Telisha Williams & Danny Schmidt
The Youngers (roots, rock)
Hudson K (indie, folk)
Mela
BoBo Gallery
Jerusalem Garden
Beacon Pub
Belly dancing
Prison Books benefit
Belly dancing w/ live music
The Davids (quirk rock)
Mike’s Tavern
Boiler Room
Mike’s Tavern
Blu Lounge
Telic, Beards and Bats, Machines of Sin and Sorrow (metal)
Klusterfuk w/ Attractive Eighties Women and Full of Hell
Music w/ Lady DJ Christian M.
Summer SOULstice 2009 w/ The Afromotive, The New Familiars, Jen and the Juice, The Trainwreks
Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe
Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill
Patrick Fitzsimons
O’Malley’s On Main
Bosco’s Sports Zone
Mind Echo (rock)
If You Wannas w/ The Slacks
Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine
Orange Peel
Kings of Prussia, The Cast Pattern, Convalescence
Chaser’s Nitelife
Nashwa
Bar
DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band
Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm
Godspell (musical)
Orange Peel
Club Hairspray
Summer SOULstice 2009 w/ Discordian Society & BoomBox
Jazz Live
New French Bar Courtyard Cafe
Club Xcapades
Hellblinkie Sextet, Zombie Bazooka Patrol, Cutthraot Shamrock (psycho cabaret)
Magnolia’s Raw Bar
Karl Southgate Nashwa
Throwback Thursday w/ 80’s & 90’s music New French Bar Courtyard Cafe
Cowboy Mouth (New Orleans rock) w/ The Elmwood Band
Horizons at Grove Park Inn
Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm
Boiler Room
Pisgah Brewing Company
Live music
Soft Opening w/ The N.E.C., Double Dagger and Abby Go Go
Soul Night with Cardeli & WTF
Decades Restaurant & Bar
O’Malley’s On Main
Purple Onion Cafe
Five Pound Fire (Southern rock)
Beaucoup Blue (blues)
Shaggin’ w/ Darin Kohler and & the Asheville Kats
G.D. Nation (hard rock) w/ Raised by the Fallen (metal) & Dead Light Pulse
Orange Peel
Broadway’s
Razcal’s
Dock’s Restaurant
Godspell (musical)
Gone Again: Southern rock jam feat. Billy Berger & Tommy Moneymaker
Picnics
Faster Detail, Sugar Gang High & Akhenaten
Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar
Pisgah Brewing Company
Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am
Actual Proof
Eleven on Grove
Fred Whisken (jazz pianist)
Dock’s Restaurant
Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm
Razcal’s
Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam
Mark Keller (singer/songwriter) Rocket Club
Project Loungecore w/ Hatemonger Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro
Singer-songwriter showcase Stella Blue
Wilx Temptations Martini Bar
Jake Gardner (singer/songwriter) Town Pump
Aaron Price Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues
Peggy Ratusz’s Invitational Blues Jam Vincenzo’s Bistro
Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter) Waynesville Water’n Hole
DJ Lady C & Tonell (West Coast house & East Coast breaks) Westville Pub
Silver Dagger (bluegrass) Wild Wing Cafe
The Plaids Zuma Coffee
Thursday night bluegrass jam
Fri., June 19 Back Room
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Emerald Lounge
Zach Deputy Firestorm Cafe and Books
Darren Deicide & Jared Thomas Lord (roots rock, dark country) Five Fifty Three
Michael Collins w/ Jeff Starnes (jazz duo) French Broad Brewery Tasting Room
Lyndsay Wojcik (soul) Garage at Biltmore
Mixed Bag Open Jam The Randall Bramlett Band, 10pm Gottrocks
Toubab Krewe (Afro-beat, rock) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern
Inner Visions w/ Reggae Infinity & more (free show) Grove Park Inn Great Hall
Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm
O Mello Cello Tree (acoustic, folk-rock)
Purple Onion Cafe
Buster (originals, classic rock covers) Red Room at Temptations
DJ Spivey Rocket Club
Custard Pie (Zeppelin tribute) Root Bar No. 1
Peace Jones (flutes, funk) Stir Fry Cafe
Chalwa (reggae) The Still
Nc63 Thomas Wolfe Auditorium
Chonda Pierce (comedian) Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub
Carolina Sky Town Pump
Ian Thomas (singer/songwriter, acoustic) Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues
The Levi Douglas Blues Band (Texas blues) Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market
Rob Murdock (jazz) Vincenzo’s Bistro
Bosco’s Sports Zone
Chaser’s Nitelife
DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band Decades Restaurant & Bar
Rotating guest bands
Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar
Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove
Asheville Black Ball (visual art, poetry & more), 4-9pm Emerald Lounge
Foul Mouth Jerk and Topper French Broad Brewery Tasting Room
Nikki Talley (acoustic, rock, indie) Garage at Biltmore
Sandia w/ Wayfarers All Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern
Lucero (alt-country, punk) w/ Tim Barry Grove Park Inn Great Hall
Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar
Modern Day Slave (metal, rock) Hangar
Horace Lomax and the Hell Horseeees Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill
Paleface w/ Ian Thomas Nashwa
Live music w/ Bobby G.
Picnics
Ryan Furstenberg (singer/songwriter) Purple Onion Cafe
Bill Noonan Band Razcal’s
Bobby Sullivan Trio Rocket Club
Chocolate City Comedy Tour Scandals Nightclub
DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show Stella Blue
DJ Mark Farina w/ guest DJs Mingle, Brett Rock, Selector Cleofus, Daniel Thomas, Nigel One, VJ Megan McKissack and more TBA Stir Fry Cafe
Live music w/ DJ Moto The Encouraging Cup
Paulson and Guest Rap Niters Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub
Chris Oneal (singer/songwriter) Town Pump
George Terry & The Zealots Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues
Gashouse Mouse (blues, dance) Vincenzo’s Bistro
Live music w/ Tom Coppola Watershed
Full Moon Farm benefit feat: Velvet Truckstop, The Sireens, Parker Brooks, Buzz Flueheart, Marsupial & more Waynesville Water’n Hole
Faigen Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe
The Peg Twisters (string music) Westville Pub
The Space Heaters (20s style swing) White Horse
clubdirectory Complete clubland directory: www.mountainx.com/clubland. Questions or errors? E-mail (clubland@mountainx.com). Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 251-5505 The Back Room (OSO) 697-6828 Barley’s Tap Room (SH) 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza (OSO) 658-8777 Blue Lounge 650-5198 Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center 693-0087 BoBo Gallery (OSO) 254-3426 Bosco’s Sports Zone 684-2646 Broadway’s (SA) 285-0400 Caffiend 24 hr coffee 505-2098 Calypso II (SA) 277-6490 Chaser’s (SA) 684-3780 Club Hairspray (SA) 258-2027 College St. Pub (SA) 232-0809 Courtyard Gallery 273-3332 Cypress Cellar (ISS) 698-1005 Decades Restaurant & Bar 254-0555
Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dock’s Restaurant 883-4447 ED Boudreaux’s Bayou BBQ (SH) 296-0100 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge (OSO) 232- 4372 The Encouraging Cup 329-8210 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe (OSO) 255-8115 Five Fifty Three 631-3810 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Speakeasy (SA) 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 The Garage 505-2663 Gottrocks 235-5519 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern (OSO) 232-5800
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Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn 252-2711 Guadalupe Cafe 586-9877 The Handlebar (864)233-6173 The Hangar (SA) 684-1213 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Headlights 400-0382 Hookah Joe’s 252-1522 Infusions 665-2161 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 Magnolia’s Raw Bar (ISS) 251-5211 Mela 225-8880 Mike’s Tavern 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill (SH) 258-1550 The Monte (SA) 669-2119 Nashwa 252-2001
New French Bar Courtyard Cafe 225-6445 O’Malley’s On Main 246--0898 The Orange Peel (OSO) 225-5851 Picnics 258-2858 PJ’s Coffee & Wine Bar 274-3444 Panther’s Paw 696-0810 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-2491 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Razcal’s 277-7117 Rocket Club 505-2494 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Ruby’s BBQ Shack (ISS) 299-3511 Sadie’s Seafood 505-3364 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Shovelhead Saloon (SA) 669-9541 Soul Infusion Tea House & Bistro (OSO) 586-1717
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Town Pump
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Director: Stephan Elliott (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert) Players: Jessica Biel, Ben Barnes, Kristin Scott Thomas, Colin Firth, Kimberley Nixon, Kris Marshall
Madagascar (PG) Tue only 10:00 a.m. Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (PG) 12:45, 1:45, 3:15, 4:30, 5:45, 7:15, 8:10, 9:40
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The Story: A young man throws his proper British family into turmoil when he arrives home with an American racecar driver as his wife. The Lowdown: Witty, stylish, funny and perfectly acted, Easy Virtue is one of the most delightful films you’re likely to find this year. Stephan Elliott’s Easy Virtue answers the question, “Whatever became of the guy who made The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)?” Well, after a couple of huge disasters (Welcome to Woop Woop (1997) and Eye of the Beholder (1999)), deciding to walk away from movies altogether and a nearly fatal skiing accident, Elliott is back with a vengeance. He’s also back with a movie that’s not only a worthy successor to Priscilla, it may be even better. Don’t be put off by the fact that Easy Virtue is a period piece based on a 1924 Noël Coward play. This isn’t your average upper-class British comedy of manners — though it might be called a comedy of bad manners. And it certainly isn’t your standard stage play on film. In fact, the film is very much a “reimagining” of Coward’s play. The basic plot and most of the structure are retained, but the changes are significant. In many ways, Elliott and co-writer Sheridan Jobbins have rethought Coward’s early, melodramatic play in terms that are in keeping with Coward’s more mature comedies and satires — and put their own spin on it. How much of a spin have Elliott and Jobbins put on Coward’s play? Well, quite a lot. Let’s start with the film’s quirky soundtrack, played by what is introduced at the end of the film as the Easy Virtue Orchestra, a collection of musicians who are apt to remind some of the Bonzo Dog Band or the Temperance Seven, playing “hot jazz” in a 1920s style. But where the Bonzos or the Seven tended to limit their forays into this realm to actual period songs, we here find ourselves being treated to ‘20s renditions of Rose Royce’s “Car Wash” and Billy Ocean’s “When the Going Gets Tough.” It’s not all that radical. There are some actual Coward tunes — “Mad About the Boy,” “A Room With a View,” “Mad Dogs and Englishman” — and other vaguely in-period songs, including an hysterical use of “All God’s Chillun’ Got Rhythm” in the film’s funniest (and most twisted) scene.
Carmike Cinema 10 (298-4452)
Dance Flick (PG-13) 1:00, 3:15, 5:40, 7:45, 10:00 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG-13) 1:00, 4:20, 7:00, 9:55 Land of the Lost (PG-13) 12:30, 1:00, 2:55, 3:25, 5:20, 5:50, 7:45, 8:15, 10:10
Easy Virtue
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Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. (254-1281)
Mary Poppins (G) 1:00, 4:00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13) 7:00, 10:00
Up 3-D (PG) 12:15, 12:45, 2:40, 3:10, 5:05, 7:30, 8:00
Ben Barnes and Jessica Biel — like no Jessica Biel you’ve ever seen — in Stephan Elliott’s marvelous comedy of bad manners, Easy Virtue. Moreover, they’ve built on the characters, giving them depth they don’t have in the original. Turning Colin Firth’s character into an embittered “Lost Generation” survivor of WWI is a masterstroke. Similarly bold and fine changes involving Jessica Biel’s character — making her a racecar driver, altering the circumstances of her notoriety, yet throwing in a nude cubist painting of her as a nod to Coward — also improve on the original. The aforementioned “All God’s Chillun’” scene may have nothing to do with Noël Coward, but it’s drawn from one of the great legends of the British stage of the same era (involving Ralph Richardson and a Pekingese), which is perhaps why it and all the other embellishments fit in so seamlessly. The film is still the story of what happens when a young man (Ben Barnes, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian) arrives at his slowly crumbling stately home in England with a shocking American bride (Jessica Biel) in tow — a situation made just that much more intolerable for his mother (Kristin Scott Thomas), since she’d planned on marrying him off to the daughter of wealthy gentry to save the ancestral estate. His father (Colin Firth), on the other hand, is quietly amused by it all. In essence, it’s a story about the hidebound past coming up against the modern age, and, as with most such stories, the modern age is seen in the better light. But Easy Virtue is better than that. Its portrait of the characters who desperately cling to a past that probably never really existed is not without humor or sympathy. Elliott’s film is stylish beyond words, but its style is always grounded in what works for the good of the film. Consider the opening that
moves from a newsreel to a silent movie to a golden-hued fantasy — only to come smack up against the reality of life in England. It’s terrific filmmaking, because it’s also completely functional. In addition, there’s not a false performance in the film — and yes, I’m including Jessica Biel in that. This is a Jessica Biel we’ve never seen before: warm, funny, sophisticated, sexy and vulnerable. In most respects Easy Virtue is an iconoclastic comedy — more iconoclastic in fact than just about anything I’ve seen in a while — but it’s finally not without its serious side. And it’s that serious side that gives the film its bite and moves it into the realm of a truly great movie. Do not miss this one. Rated PG-13 for sexual content, brief partial nudity and smoking throughout. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Opens Friday at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14.
Anvil! The Story of Anvil
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The Story: An intimate portrait of a 1980s metal band that never made the big time, but refused — and refuses — to go away. The Lowdown: You don’t have to like metal to become swept up in this remarkable story of friendship and dedication to a dream. Yeah, it has a 98 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but rarely have I sat down
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Angels & Demons (PG-13) 3:50, 9:45 Drag Me to Hell (PG-13) 1:40, 4:10, 8:00, 10:25 The Hangover (R) 1:00, 1:30, 4:40, 7:20, 7:50, 10:15 Imagine That (PG) 2:00, 4:50, 7:10, 9:40 The Proposal (PG-13) 1:50, 4:30, 7:30, 10:00 Star Trek (PG-13) 1:10, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 Year One (PG-13) 1:20, 4:20, 7:40, 10:05 For some theaters movie listings were not available at press time. Please contact the theater or check mountainx.com for updated information.
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Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer, Stellan Skarsgård, Armin Mueller-Stahl Thriller Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon has but hours to prevent Vatican City from being blown up by some stolen antimatter. An utterly ridiculous story decked out in the ripest of melodrama that makes for a good time at the movies — if you don’t take it too seriously. Rated PG-13
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The Brothers Bloom
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Christensen, Emil Jensen, Ghita Nørby Period Drama A look at an early 20thcentury working-class Swedish family and the mother who finds her artistic calling in photography. Stunning to look at and with surprising cumulative power, this is a film that will reward those who can go with its deliberate pacing. Rated NR
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Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana, Bruce Greenwood, Karl Urban Science Fiction The origins of the Star Trek series are reinvented in this reboot of the franchise. A big, entertaining, occasionally exciting summer movie containing everything that implies — including flaws — and one iconic performer giving it a depth outside itself. Rated PG-13
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Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham Comedy After a night of bachelor partying in Las Vegas, a group of friends must track down their missing friend, the bachelor, the day before his wedding. A R-rated raunch fest that’s never as funny or offensive as it thinks it is, but also never as obnoxious as it could be, due to the strength of its cast. Rated R
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Jessica Biel, Ben Barnes, Kristin Scott Thomas, Colin Firth, Kimberley Nixon, Kris Marshall Comedy/Drama A young man throws his proper British family into turmoil when he arrives home with an American racecar driver as his wife. Witty, stylish, funny and perfectly acted, Easy Virtue is one of the most delightful films you’re likely to find this year. Rated PG-13
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Souleymane Sy Savane, Red West, Diana Franco Galindo, Lane “Roc” Williams, Mamadou Lam Drama An odd friendship grows between a cab driver from Senegal and an elderly man, centering on the older man’s offer of $1,000 to be driven to Blowing Rock, N.C., on a certain date. A warm and extremely human character study that never becomes clichéd or trite, and which will linger in the mind long after its final shot fades from view. Rated R
Adrien Brody, Rachel Weisz, Mark Ruffalo, Rinko Kikuchi, Robbie Coltrane, Maximilian Schell Dark Comedy/Romance/Drama Two con men take on a wealthy eccentric woman for their “one last swindle.” Brilliantly quirky comedy and surprisingly deep characters and themes blend together in one of the year’s most nearly perfect entertainments. Rated Imagine That PG-13 Eddie Murphy, Yara Shahidi, Thomas Haden Church, Nicole Ari Parker, Martin Sheen, DeRay Davis Dance Flick Family Comedy A hotshot financial adviShosana Bush, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins, sor — and neglectful father — realizes his Affion Crockett daughter can predict market trends through Dance-Movie Spoof The Wayans Brothers the use of her invisible friends. Too predictparody dance movies. The Wayans Brothers able for adults, too dull for children, Imagine parody dance movies. Rated PG-13 That struggles to find the right tone and flounders under the weight of its own schmaltz. Drag Me to Hell Rated PG Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer, Adriana Barraza Land of the Lost Prepackaged Cult Horror When a loan offi- Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel, Jorma cer refuses an old gypsy an extension on her Taccone, John Boylan, Matt Lauer mortgage, the bank employee finds herself on TV Knockoff Sci-Fi Comedy The laughthe business end of a most unpleasant curse. ingstock of the scientific world travels to an A wild, goofy ride of cheesy horror that’s alternate world in order to prove himself and undeniably clever and fun, but not convinc- his theories. An appallingly unfunny and suringly scary. Rated PG-13 prisingly lewd comedy based on a kiddie TV show. Rated PG-13
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Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Hank Azaria, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Robin Williams, Bill Hader High-Concept Comedy More fantasy high jinks with historical figures coming to life in a museum — only on a larger scale. An annoying comedy that constantly mistakes frenzy and caricature for humor — and one that will undoubtedly make a fortune in the bargain. Rated PG
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Nia Vardalos, Richard Dreyfuss, Alexis Georgoulis, Alistair McGowan, Harland Williams, Ian Ogilvy Pasteurized-Process Romantic-Comedy Cheese Food An American tour guide working in Greece reclaims her life on what she thinks will be her final tour. Sappy, soppy, unbelievably predictable and mechanical, but not quite unwatchable. Rated PG-13
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Denzel Washington, John Travolta, Luis Guzmán, John Turturro, James Gandolfini Crime/Thriller A criminal mastermind holds a subway car of passengers hostage in order to extort money from New York City. A by-the-numbers action thriller that offers more plodding and clichés than thrills. Rated R
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Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood, Helena Bonham Carter Sci-Fi Action John Connor fights robots in what remains of the world after nuclear devastation. It’s dreary. It takes itself way too seriously. It’s kind of like Children of Men (2006) with the brain removed. Rated PG-13
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(Voices) Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson, Delroy Lindo Animated Fantasy/Adventure Faced with being sent to a retirement home, the 78-yearold Carl Fredricksen — a former balloon vendor at a zoo — ties an unbelievable number of balloons to his house and floats away in search of an obscure part of South America that he and his wife always planned to see. An altogether remarkable — and remarkably moving — film that’s on the very short list of best of 2009. Rated PG
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Will i Am, Lynn Collins, Taylor Kitsch Sci-Fi Comic-Book Action The story of how — more or less — Wolverine came to be, with a glimpse of the beginnings of the XMen. Hampered by a script that’s constrained by predestination, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is nonetheless entertaining nonsense that’s nice to look at. Rated PG-13
with lower expectations than those I had for Anvil! The Story of Anvil — despite the rating and the fact that the reviews in question made it sound very enticing. In fact, I’ve had a screener for the film for weeks now, but kept putting off watching it till I had no choice. The problem was that it just didn’t sound all that interesting to me. I’m not nostalgic for the 1980s in general, and even less nostalgic for ‘80s metal hair bands. I can’t even claim to care much for metal bands in general in any of the ever-increasing number of permutations. It all sounds about the same to me, and it’s not a sound I care for in large doses. (Before anyone insists on setting me straight on the topic, please note I did not say it all sounds the same, only that it sounds the same to me.) At bottom, what I couldn’t fathom was what possible connection I was likely to feel with a couple of 50-plus Canadian headbangers who never quite made it, yet never quite gave up. The answer, it turns out, was simple: humanity and dreams. I’m not saying I was immediately transfixed by Anvil — the movie doesn’t work that way — and I’m for sure not ordering their CDs. But I am saying that I ended up liking front man Steve “Lips” Kudlow and drummer Robb Reiner (yeah, that really does appear to be his name). I also ended up admiring them, understanding them and wanting the best for them. Are they slightly absurd and even a little ridiculous? Well, we’re talking about a 50-oddyear-old lead singer with a mass of long curly hair — and a large bald spot. But this is actually part of the appeal. As we age, the tendency is to give up on or compromise our youthful dreams — to grow up, get a haircut and a job — so there’s something inherently appealing and touching about these guys who didn’t do that. Oh sure, they got jobs — menial ones — but they didn’t go out and get careers. There is a significant difference. The jobs just keep them going between gigs: Anvil is their career. And it’s very much their career, which is the other key to what makes the film work. It’s as much about the relationship between “Lips” and Robb as it is about the band — about two guys, closer than brothers, who’ve been together since they met at the age of 14. Anvil is the story of the romance of a friendship in all its variations, from the sublime to the mundane. There are moments in the film where it seems like this friendship can’t withstand the pressures of trying to be Anvil — that no friendship could — but there are other points when you realize that nothing could destroy it. At those points — moments when you realize that the pair understands each other in ways no one else ever could — you know that every bit of being Anvil is worth it, that it’s part of the dynamic. In the end, we get the delight of a portrait of some guys who never packed it in, and the endorsement of the indomitability of the human spirit. When you hear “Lips” talk about their comically catastrophic tour — “Sometimes things go wrong. This time things went drastically wrong, but at least there was a tour for them to go wrong on” — you understand that these boys are somewhere in the realm of holy fools. And the accent is more on holy than fools,
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THE PROPOSAL
A star-driven romantic comedy of the oddcouple kind (not to mention that the leading lady is about 12 years older than the leading man) hits town with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal from director Anne Fletcher (27 Dresses) and newcomer screenwriter Pete Chiarelli. The premise has Bullock as Reynolds’ obnoxious boss finding herself in need of an American husband in order to extend her visa or else be sent back to Canada. So, she bullies him into marrying her. Of course, they don’t like each other very much, but that might change over the course of the story, don’t you think? How well this works is going to depend on the stars. The studio isn’t in any rush to let critics see how that pans out. (PG-13)
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Broad comedy high jinks with Jack Black and Michael Cera as slacker and none-toobright cavemen who are banished from their tribe and, according to the press notes, “set off on an epic journey through the ancient world.” Harold Ramis is directing, which causes joy in some quarters — those that prize Caddyshack and have forgotten his execrable remake of Bedazzled. OK, Ramis has some decent titles to his credit — Groundhog Day, National Lampoon’s Vacation — but let’s face it, he’s utterly at the mercy of the material. How will that play out here? Well, since Columbia Pictures is keeping the film from prying critical eyes, we have to wait to get a hint. (PG-13
something the events of the film just happen to dovetail with. See it and see what I mean. You won’t regret it. Not rated, but contains pervasive language and some nudity. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Opens Friday at Fine Arts Theatre.
Imagine That
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Director: Karey Kirkpatrick (Over the Hedge) Players: Eddie Murphy, Yara Shahidi, Thomas Haden Church, Nicole Ari Parker, Martin Sheen, DeRay Davis
Family Comedy
Rated PG
The Story: A hotshot financial advisor — and neglectful father — realizes his daughter can predict market trends through the use of her invisible friends. The Lowdown: Too predictable for adults, too dull for children, Imagine That struggles to find the right tone and flounders under the weight of its own schmaltz. There’s a scene in Woody Allen’s Stardust Memories (1980) where someone asks, “Why
do all comedians turn out to be sentimental bores?” If you need an example of this, Eddie Murphy and Imagine That are here to give you a crash course. It’s not the best example, unfortunately, since the sentiment in Imagine That is phony and unconvincing (it’s processed-cheese, dewy-eyed emotion), but the movie more than makes up that shortcoming by going long on boredom. Murphy plays Evan, a hotshot financial planner who is also the father of a painfully adorable, precocious little girl named Olivia (Yara Shahidi). Because Olivia is having issues dealing with her parents’ divorce, she carries around a blue blanket and the only people she’ll listen to are her four imaginary friends. Evan, being the workaholic father he is, pays more attention to his job than to Olivia, while kvetching over how Olivia refuses to grow up. That is, of course, until her fantasized pals start to give Evan stock tips and he begins making money for his clients. He then begins to pay attention to his daughter, playing with her and indulging in her childhood whims and fantasies. It’s pretty simple to see where all this is going, since Imagine That soon turns into a mawkish treatise on the corrupt nature of money and the importance of family and other obvious life lessons. The lesson concerning money is fine to a certain extent, and would be a difficult idea to argue with — except for the fact that it’s being made in a movie that cost tens of millions of dollars to make and is voiced by an actor who made a reported $20 million for The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002). Look, if Mr. Murphy would really like to make a state-
ment he can come do my job. I’ll gladly take a few million to make The Nutty Professor III: More Klumpin’ and be just as unfunny. On top of all this, the movie — which, keep in mind, is aimed at kids — spends most of its time bogged down in the minutiae of economics and board meetings, discussing yields and grosses and percentages. This was dull to me and I at least pretend to be an adult, so imagine the fascination of 8-year-olds in the audience with talk of magnesium futures. The pity in all this is that Murphy’s actually pretty good in his role. He never wows you, but he’s likable enough (at least in the instances where he’s not hamming it up) and has a good rapport with Shahidi (who’s never anything more than another cute child actor in a long line of cute child actors). I actually had a few moments where I thought, “Oh yeah, this is why he’s in movies.” Then he tried to do something funny and it all flittered away. Then again, some of this might have to do with how downright obnoxious Thomas Haden Church is as Evan’s business rival, Whitefeather. Church never does anything approaching clever or funny. A supposed Native American, Church runs around in bronzer, spouting phony Native American mumbo jumbo (something that’s fairly offensive until the obvious third-act copout). Sure, as the bad guy, Church is supposed to be unlikable, but in this case he’s just annoying. Ultimately, however, Imagine That is a movie without an audience. Kids will be antsy; parents will be disinterested. For a movie that puts so much importance on the magic of imagination,
the least it could’ve done is had a little bit of its own. Rated PG for some mild language and brief questionable behavior. — reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7.
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
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Director: Tony Scott (Déjà Vu) Players: Denzel Washington, John Travolta, Luis Guzmán, John Turturro, James Gandolfini
Crime/Thriller
Rated R
The Story: A criminal mastermind holds a subway car of passengers hostage in order to extort money from New York City. The Lowdown: A by-the-numbers action thriller that offers more plodding and clichés than thrills. With Tony Scott’s The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 you get exactly what you might expect. It’s Denzel being all serious-like and Travolta being all over-the-top. And it’s the dizzying array of pointlessly manipulated shots — fast motion, slow motion, color shifts etc. — that Scott fobs off as style. The movie does exactly what the trailer promises. The film runs the gamut from being unintentionally amusing to boring in its utterly perfunctory approach. I preferred the movie when it was unintentionally amusing. But I could have lived without it in either capacity, and I’m already well on the way to forget-
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ting about it altogether owing to its completely negligible nature. The film is a remake of the 1974 movie The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Apparently, the movie needed remaking with Arabic numerals, which is probably as good a reason as any. I’m not one to decry remakes in general — they’ve always been with us, always will be, and they don’t prevent anyone from seeing the originals. But I don’t remember the 1974 film as particularly noteworthy. At the same time, I’m reasonably certain it wasn’t the overproduced mess Scott spews across the screen — and I know it didn’t require accepting the idea of Travolta as a badass. I mean suspension of disbelief only goes so far. The premise is simplicity itself. A criminal mastermind calling himself Ryder (Travolta) and his gang capture a subway train filled with passengers and hold it hostage for $10 million, threatening to shoot a passenger a minute if the money isn’t delivered in a specified time. As luck would have it, a Manhattan Transit Authority bigwig, Walter Garber (Washington), under investigation for possibly accepting a bribe, just happens to be working dispatch at the time and is on the receiving end of Ryder’s demands. Perhaps because he recognizes Washington’s star power, Ryder refuses to deal with anyone but Garber, thereby ensuring Garber’s continued presence in the film. What follows is only unpredictable by virtue of the snowballing silliness of the screenplay. In case you’re thinking that $10 million isn’t a very impressive figure in this day and age, the script explains the amount and assures us that
there’s more here than meets the eye. When you learn what the more is, you may well question the manner in which the judicial system handles white-collar criminals, since it apparently causes them to develop Brooklyn accents, a taste for extravagant tattoos, a propensity for including some variation on the F-word in every sentence and terminal stupidity. Surely any such criminal worth the starch in his collar would remember that the thing worth doing is worth hiring someone else to do it. The sad fact is that the more Pelham explains, the dumber the movie becomes, which would matter less if anything that happened was actually exciting. Unfortunately, that’s rarely true. Even big set pieces — like a runaway subway car — play out to no real point and no kind of climactic thrill. More astonishing still is Scott’s ability to make the film actually seem slower whenever it breaks free of its subway-tunnel setting, though this is probably attributable to the cliché-ridden nature of the action scenes. That the last parts of the movie seem to be doing little more than marking time to get to the ending doesn’t help — nor, for that matter, do the efforts of the cast, or all the considerable image manipulation Scott can pack into the proceedings. Rated R for violence and pervasive language. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carmike Cinema 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Cinebarre, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15.
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Director: Bruce Robinson (How to Get Ahead in Advertising) Players: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths, Ralph Brown, Michael Elphick
Autobiographical Comedy/Drama
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Calling Bruce Robinson’s directorial debut, Withnail & I (1987), autobiographical is hardly overstating the case. The film looks in on the lives of Withnail and someone called “I” (though you can glimpse I’s actual name “Marwood” at one point on a telegram, the character “I” has no name in the film). The story follows the two out-of-work thespians for a period of time leading up to their inevitable separation. The time frame of Withnail & I — 1969 — fits neatly between Robinson’s two acting gigs in 1968 and 1970 (the independent The Other People (1968) and the more mainstream The Music Lovers (1970)), and Paul McGann as the character “I” is the living image of Robinson at that time. Withnail (played by Richard E. Grant) is based on Robinson’s former roommate, actor Vivian MacKerrell — who, like Robinson, was unemployed in 1969. MacKerrell’s only claim to fame appears to rest on having lived with Robinson and having been immortalized by Richard E. Grant in this wonderfully funny, bitterly sad film. I can think of worse fates. It is, after all, Robinson’s fascination
with MacKerrell/Withnail that is at the core of the story — to the degree that there is a story. The central set piece of the film is a fairly miserable holiday in England’s Lake District at Withnail’s outrageously gay Uncle Monty’s (Richard Griffiths) cottage. Mostly, the film is about Withnail’s bottomless resentment of everything and everyone in the world — and his deep sense of entitlement. Much of what happens in the film is very funny indeed. Griffith’s Uncle Monty may be pure caricature, but his flamboyant failed actor (“There comes a time when you realize that you will never play the Dane”) with a lecherous eye for “I” is irresistible. The film even manages to find humor in Withnail’s attempts at getting drunk on lighter fluid and staying warm by coating himself in the Brit equivalent of Ben Gay. But Withnail is not a comic drunk. He’s a sad, angry man that you feel Robinson wishes he could really have known rather than observed — but the film, like Robinson, can only suggest what’s at the core of Withnail, and that’s exactly what keeps him fascinating. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Withnail & I, part of a series of Classic Cinema From Around the World, will be presented at 8 p.m. Friday, June 19, at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 2733332.
hendersonville film society The Man Who Would Be King
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Director: John Huston Players: Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer, Saeed Jaffrey
Action/Adventure Rated PG It’s interesting that John Huston’s longgestating project to film Rudyard Kipling’s The Man Who Would Be King finally came to fruition in 1975 (the project dated back to plans for a Clark Gable-Humphrey Bogart picture). The year the film was released was the same year that the outburst of the 1960s sensibility in film had its last glorious stand at the box office — the end of the era where art film, cult film and mainstream movies were on a truly even footing with the studios. In its own way, Huston’s film is part of that last stand, even though it’s an old-fashioned adventure yarn of the Gunga Din (1939) school. There’s no denying that Huston brings a Hollywood sensibility to the material — a “ripping yarn” about a couple of opportunistic British soldiers (Sean Connery and Michael Caine) in India who opt to establish themselves as kings in Kafiristan — but it’s a sensibility shot through with a distinctly modern take. It’s a Hollywood epic infused with the same
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kind of anti-imperialist tone found in Tony Richardson’s The Charge of the Light Brigade (1968) — minus the stylistic flourishes. Make no mistake, Huston’s film is first and foremost a solid action picture where the viewer is meant to find its scoundrel leads likeable and want them to succeed. The film is supposed to be fun — despite its ending — and even that is an interesting departure from the über-serious tone of most epics of the time. But the fun is slyly undercut by the knowledge of the larger context of imperialist bullying in “backward” countries — as when Connery tells the Kafirs that the two are going to teach them to kill their enemies “like civilized men.” Indeed, one wonders if the film Huston planned those many years earlier could have been quite the film he made in 1975. — reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Man Who Would Be King at 2 p.m. Sunday, June 21, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in the lot on the left.)
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Charming 3BR, 2BA home, built in 2000. Park in back for one level living. Tastefully remodeled. New stainless appliances. Central air. Covered front porch. Fenced backyard and Mount Pisgah view. Quiet neighborhood near I-40. Photos and directions: (828) 274-5059. www.JoyProperties.com
2PM-4PM â&#x20AC;˘ THIS SUNDAY! Village on Haywood, mixeduse Healthy Built development in heart of West Asheville. â&#x20AC;˘ Only 1 residential unit left in the $140,000â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. â&#x20AC;˘ I-240W to exit 2, Right on Haywood. Village will be on right, about 1 mile. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com
$119,000 â&#x20AC;˘ NC/TENNESSEE BORDER Mountain cabin on 4.67 acres +/-. Custom pine cabinets, hardwood living room. Pasture and woods. â&#x20AC;˘ Possible additional homesite w/mountain views. Close to National forests. â&#x20AC;˘ A day hike of 19 miles from Hot Springs on the Appalachian Trail. Outbuildings w/power, RV hookup. Realtor/broker. Call Sylvia: (828) 319-9651. www.CornerstoneREC.com $149,000-$159,900 â&#x20AC;˘ EAST 3BR, 2BA. New Construction in new community located near VA Hospital, Blue Ridge Parkway and Tunnel Road amenities. â&#x20AC;˘ Contact Jennifer Ritchie Eller, Trillium Properties of Asheville, for info packet: (828) 215-4537. â&#x20AC;˘ jenn@trilliumproperties.net â&#x20AC;˘ TrilliumProperties.net
$179,000 â&#x20AC;˘ GROVE PARK This brick 2 bedroom features hardwood floors, recent interior paint, a natural gas furnace, mature landscaping, and a private backyard adjoining a small stream. Walk to downtown. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com $189,900 â&#x20AC;˘ EAST 2BR, 1BA stone cottage: hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings, stone fireplace, barnboard kitchen cabinets and lots of windows. Lovely private lot, near Warren Wilson College. MLS#440931. â&#x20AC;˘ Contact Jennifer Ritchie Eller, Trillium Properties of Asheville: (828) 215-4537 or jenn@trilliumproperties.net â&#x20AC;˘ TrilliumProperties.net
$197,600 â&#x20AC;˘ EAST ASHEVILLE 2BR, 2BA Bungalow with fresh paint, lots of natural light, covered porch, fenced backyard, detached garage. On the bus line. Minutes from shopping, Parkway, VA. MLS#434927. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com
$198,000 â&#x20AC;˘ WATCHING THE RIVER RUN This 2BR, 1BA cottage on 1+ private acres features a screened porch overlooking the French Broad River, beautiful landscaping, woodfloors, new tile, lovely trim work, and built-in bookcases. Walk to downtown Marshall. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com
$314,000 â&#x20AC;˘ WEST ASHEVILLE â&#x20AC;˘ Renovated 2006, 1920â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charm: quiet, classic family friendly walkable street/neighborhood. â&#x20AC;˘ New kitchen. â&#x20AC;˘ New roof, central AC, gas furnace, water heater. 3BR, updated 2 baths. â&#x20AC;˘ 1600 sqft w/600 sqft basement, garage. â&#x20AC;˘ Private 0.28 acre: fenced, new deck. (828) 423-8902. $329,900 â&#x20AC;˘ NORTH â&#x20AC;˘ RIVER VIEW! Enjoy view of the French Broad from your wraparound porch. This cedar-sided home sits on 1 acre. â&#x20AC;˘ 2 car detached garage and studio. â&#x20AC;˘ Updated throughout. MLS#415975. â&#x20AC;˘ Contact Jennifer Ritchie Eller, Trillium Properties of Asheville: (828) 215-4537. â&#x20AC;˘ jenn@trilliumproperties.net â&#x20AC;˘ TrilliumProperties.net
$369,900 â&#x20AC;˘ CAROLINA LANE Eclectic residential freestanding building w/studio and work space. Tin ceilings, abundant light, 1296 sqft on main level plus full basement. The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com
$398,600 â&#x20AC;˘ KENILWORTH BUNGALOW This 4BR, 3BA, 1.5 story bungalow has a large covered porch, woodfloors, remodeled kitchen, fireplace, in-law suite, and landscaped, private backyard. MLS#437202. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com
$399,000 â&#x20AC;˘ FLETCHER New home near Parkridge Hospital. 3BR, 3.5BA, hickory cabinets. Hardwoods in living/dining. Walk-in closets, large laundry. â&#x20AC;˘ Energy efficient. â&#x20AC;˘ 2 car garage, shop area. MLS#409431. Call Wavajean, broker: (828) 693-5493 â&#x20AC;˘ 674-0525. Nathan Benson Builders
$89,900 COTTAGE near Nature Center/VA Hospital. Renovated 1BR, 1BA w/bonus room, wood floors, beadboard walls, treetop view. Owner pays $1,000 of closing costs! Vickie Regala, 828-423-1349, 828-687-1083, Kraft Professional Realty
$96,500 â&#x20AC;˘ ALMOST $19,000 BELOW TAX VALUE! 2003, 3BR, 2BA on-frame modular in nice Swannanoa neighborhood. 1134 sqft, new carpet, interior paint, stove, gutters, heater core for heat pump, and much more. Owner/Agent: (828) 215-3740.
3 RESIDENCES FOR THE PRICE OF 1 Beautiful â&#x20AC;&#x153;storybookâ&#x20AC;? setting, babbling brook, bridge, gardens, 1.79 acres. Only 10 minutes outside of Asheville. Call Sylvia: (828) 319-9651. www.CornerstoneREC.com Cornerstone Real Estate Consultants. A BETTER WAY TO SELL! America/Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s #1 FSBO Website with MLS, deluxe Realtor.com for Maximum global exposure! Best listing value WNC, Low Flat Fee listing, Save THOU$AND$! www.RevolutionRealty.net (828) 350-1995. www.HomesByOwner.com/ Asheville
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1000â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OF ASHEVILLE HOMES! On our â&#x20AC;&#x153;Newâ&#x20AC;? user friendly property search. New features include Google Mapping and Popular Neighborhood searches. Check it out at townandmountain.com 3 MINUTES TO DOWNTOWN. Completely remodeled 2BR, 1BA 1925 bungalow in Woodfin. Nearly everything new and looking beautiful! Nice neighborhood. $147K. 828-582-4583.
COMPACT COTTAGE COMPANY â&#x20AC;˘ Small â&#x20AC;&#x153;greenâ&#x20AC;?built buildings usable for an enormous variety of practical applications, such as: Sleep, Work, Mother-in-law storage, Poker, Karaoke, Be in the doghouse in. From $15K30K. compactcottages.com, 828-254-5450. EAST â&#x20AC;˘ NEW CONSTRUCTION 3BR, 2BA in new community, conveniently located near VA Hospital, Blue Ridge Parkway and Tunnel Road amenities. $149,000-$159,900. â&#x20AC;˘ Contact Jennifer Ritchie Eller, Trillium Properties of Asheville, for info packet: (828) 215-4537. â&#x20AC;˘ jenn@trilliumproperties.net â&#x20AC;˘ TrilliumProperties.net
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FIND OUT WHY! Folks are calling City Real Estate for exploring the art or finding your home. Sales and Rentals handled professionally and efficiently. We help you find â&#x20AC;&#x153;Views From All Anglesâ&#x20AC;?. (828) 210-2222. AshevilleCityRealEstate.com
FIXER UPPER BUNGALOW â&#x20AC;˘ One mile from Biltmore, 1350 sq.ft., 3BR, eat in kitchen, new plumbing and electrical, 11000 sq.ft. corner lot. Hardwood floors, wrap around porch. Additional 5200 sq.ft. level city lot available. $137,500. 828-582-7198. CLINGMAN LOFTS
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Lakeview Park-$825,000 Classic 1920’s Brick Georgian Colonial w/ charm of the ole South, in one of Ashevilles cherished neighbohoods. 4 BR, 3 1/2 BA, plus separate 1BR, 1BA apartment. Large light filled gracious rooms. 10 Ft. ceilings, 5 sets of double French Doors leading to private terraces. Upstais takes you to 2 large balconies, one on each side of the home. A Solarium & Sun Room, pleny of Built Ins w/ a full Butlers Pantry.Georgeous hardwoods, Subzero & Thermador kitchen aapl.New A/C w/ elec. air filter, sec. syst & much more. Mountain & lake view. Steps from lake & 5 mins. to down town. Truely A Spectacular Home!
Lakeview Park-$459,000 Classic 1920’s bungalow 3BR, 1 1/2BA meticulously restored. Great lake & mnt views w/lots of windows to see them. Charm of an era gone by. Brick F/P, 10 ft ceilings, arched entry, hd/wd floors, new ss kitch, large soaking tub, veranda off master. Feel worlds away, 2 min to lake & 5 min to downtown. Call Riva MLS# 439445
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Arden-$269,900 New Arts & Crafts 3BR,1 1/2BA Magnificent w/ open & bright layout. No expence spared, hi-end all the way. Exotic hd/wd fls, F/P, ss & granite kitchen, baths too.Cathedral & 10 ft celings. Rooms adjoin covered porch. Recessed lighting even outside! Dual zoned heat, security syst, 2 car garage. Excellent school dist. Home sits on peaceful lane. Offered at $56,000 below recent appraisal. What A Deal !! Call Riva MLS# 439758
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RIVA GORDON REALTY • 14 UPLAND ROAD • ASHEVILLE, NC • 828-252-5897 • 828-215-8373 • Riva@RivaGordonRealty.com Condos For Sale
GET YOUR $8000 TAX CREDIT HERE! • Oakley. Walk to school, library, public transit. Energy Star. New 3BR, 2.5BA homes feature hardwood floors on main level, front porches, rear patios, and community green space. From $179K. 828-545-5411. www.rrwnc.com
WALK TO DOWNTOWN • 1700 sq.ft., 4BR, 2.5BA, hardwood floors, new kitchen, deck, sun room, $212,000. 828-582-7198.
BILTMORE PARK • 1103 Chicory Ln. $469K. 4BR, 2.5BA, sunroom, workshop with 220, .33 acre. Remodeled kitchen, solid surface counters. New stainless steel appliances. Quiet, convenient. Trails, community pool, new Town Square within walking. www.zillow.com. 828-684-3567.
Mobile Homes For Sale
$135,000 • CLINGMAN AVENUE Between Downtown and the River Arts District. New 1BR, 1BA urban condo. Parking, storage, private balcony. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com $239,000 • Downtown Asheville’s best buy on 2BR, 2BA condo. Completely furnished ready to move in tomorrow. Granite tops, W/D, parking, roof top patio. Gymowner. 251-543-6400.
4403 MARBLE WAY • WEST ASHEVILLE 2BR, 2BA, 1,200 sqft. Gated community, clubhouse, workout room, pool, tennis. 15 minutes from Downtown Asheville. MLS#432310. $134,900. Lease/Purchase available. Justin, 828-273-7123. Boone Realty
ELK MOUNTAIN TOWNHOMES • 2BR, 1.5BA Less than 4 miles from downtown Asheville and minutes from UNCA. $135,000 - $150,000. Own for as low as $719/monthincludes mortgages, taxes, and association fees. Guaranteed heating/cooling $16/month! Mike Vance, 828-254-4030, ext. 117.
WALK TO DOWNTOWN 3BR, 1BA. 1920’s 2-story brick with covered front NEW GREEN HOME IN WEST ASHEVILLE • $296,500 Including solar in-floor heating, non-toxic materials. 4BR, 2BA. Walk to great shops, dining, yoga, and more. Enjoy healthy lifestyle and reduced utilities! 828337-8190 ecoconceptsrealty.com
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porch.1200 sqft. New roof. Tile and hardwood. Recently remodeled kitchen with hardwood cabinets and marble countertops. Near historic Albemarle neighborhood. $239K. 828-713-4352.
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2008 FLEETWOOD MOBILE HOME, 14’x48’ New 2BR, 1BA, on private lot also for sale. Nice yard, front and back porch. West Asheville. $57,000. Owner financing available. Make offer! Call 828-280-0806. MARS HILL 2BR, 2BA, vinyl/shingle, 1997 Oakwood. Exterior in very good condition. Interior needs a lot of work. $7,750. 828-273-9545.
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$398,500 4th floor condo in the heart of downtown w/amazing views, granite countertops, bamboo floors, stainless appliances, garage, balcony, rooftop terrace. MLS#430849. • The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com
DOWNTOWN KRESS BUILDING Custom Condo in the historic Kress Building. 2 PINs, adjoining spiral staircase. Original maple floors, private balconies, high ceilings. $545,000, lease/purchase also available for $1800/month. MLS#423787. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com
GAIA, A SUSTAINABLE VILLAGE in West Asheville, $214,000 - $289,000, including solar in-floor heating, non-toxic materials, organic community garden, greenway to park and creek. Enjoy healthy lifestyle, community, and reduced utilities! 828-337-8190 ecoconceptsrealty.com
LEXINGTON LOFTS One-ofa-kind residences in the heart of downtown Asheville. Club room w/kitchen, fitness center, on-site parking and rooftop deck. • From $336,000. The Real Estate Center (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com
LEXINGTON STATION Downtown condos, garage parking, wood floors, private balconies, stainless appliances, fitness center. • 3BR penthouse: $499,000. • 2BR, 2BA: $289,900. • The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com LUXURY DOWNTOWN CONDOS • 60 N. Market St. 2BR, 2BA. $659K • 1BR, 1.5BA $439K. New, wonderful amenities, must see. Bright Star Realty. 828-301-8033.
WESTCOURT CONDOMINIUMS, an urban green community. Mixed use LEED building, 27 units from $119,000 to $259,000. Potential for $30,000 in deferred financing for qualifying incomes. Now accepting reservations, 828337-8190 ecoconceptsrealty.com
First time buyers receive up to $8000 tax credit when buying a home in 2009. • With rates at 40 year lows, there’s never been a better time to buy! All move-in ready 3BR, 2BA with many upgrades, $139,900. Mountain views, pet friendly, owner-occupied. Call Brickton Village today! Nitch Real Estate. (828) 654-9394 or bricktonvillage.com
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$155,000 • FAIRVIEW • PRISTINE PASTURE Land with mountain and pasture views. Located next to half million dollar+ homes in Fairview. • Easy build with options for small subdivision or private estate. This really is beautiful land, and worth the drive. MLS#434160. Contact Jennifer Ritchie Eller, Trillium Properties of Asheville, for more information: (828) 215-4537. • jenn@trilliumproperties.net • TrilliumProperties.net
1 DAY ROOM TRANSFORMATION Custom painting, decorative finishes, wallpaper installation/removal. • 15 years experience. • Meticulous • Timely • Reasonable. Heather, (828) 215-4365. Custom Home Interior Accents.
COMPUTER SERVICE AT YOUR DOORSTEP We Come To You! • PC and Mac • Slow computer? We’ll speed it up. • Repairs • Upgrades • Networking • Tutoring. Senior Citizen/Nonprofit Discounts. Call Christopher’s Computers, 828-670-9800. Member Better Business Bureau of WNC. christopherscomputers.com
LOTS: • Leicester .57 acres, $24,000. • West Asheville .4 acres, $24,000, beautiful country lots, unimproved. • River Arts District. .07 acres, (no mobiles), $6,300. Owner financing available. Make offer! 280-0806
Home Services
Lawn & Garden VINCENT’S LAWN CARE I mow and neatly trim lawns. Also: Fertilize • Prune • Leaf removal. • Quality work. • Dependable service since 1990. • Great references. • Free estimates. • Call Vincent, 253-3688. WEEDING Experienced gardener. Reasonable rates. Satisfaction guaranteed. Call 828-251-9210.
Construction BASEMENT • ROOM ENHANCEMENT Create new space! • Finish carpentry • Bookcases • Cabinets • Moldings. Professional • (see Angie’s List). Call Multi Resources: (828) 442-3331. www.markalsko.com EMMONS CARPENTRY SERVICES 36 years experience. Renovations • Repairs • Decks • Window and Door Installations • Garages • Additions and more • Interior/Exterior Painting. • Quality workmanship. Excellent local references. Fully insured. • In Hendersonville. Free estimate: (828) 551-7976. Member BBB. www.emmonscarpentry services.com
Heating & Cooling MAYBERRY HEATING AND COOLING INC • Service • Repairs • Replacements AC/Heat Pumps • Gas/Oil Furnaces • New Construction/Renovations • Indoor Air Quality Products. (828) 658-9145.
Kitchen & Bath ELK MOUNTAIN ASSOCIATES We specialize in • re-fitting Bathrooms and Kitchens and finishing Basements • adding Garages, Porches and • Sunrooms. • Professional education and experience. Call (828) 242-1950 or (for all our information): elkmountainassociates.com
Cleaning HOUSEKEEPER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT has an opening to work for you. Call (828) 216-4592
Transportation
YOUR NATURAL CLEANING SOLUTION A superior clean at no cost to your health. Earth, kid, and pet friendly. (828) 582-0335
PICKUP AND DELIVERY Power tailgate service. • 16’ trailer, loads up to 4000 lbs. • Will travel. Hauling autos, building supplies and more! • Also: Compact Backhoe service. Call Dale: 658-9145.
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GREEN CARPENTER • 32 years experience. Maximize efficiency, minimize toxicity in your home. Add on, build new, modify, repair, add closet. Licensed, insured. Larry, 828-713-3294.
Health Insurance is a valuable defense against costly medical expenses. Looking for affordable Health Insurance? For a Free no obligation Quote visit www.NC-SmartInsurance.com or call Bruce at 828-775-2828.
Handy Man HIRE A HUSBAND Handyman Services. 25 years professional experience, quality, reliability. References available. Free estimates. Insured. Stephen Houpis, (828) 280-2254. RELIABLE REPAIRS! Quality work! All types maintenance/repair, indoor/outdoor. Excellent water leak detection/correction! 38 years experience! Responsible! Honest! Harmonious! References! Call Brad, you’ll be Glad! (828) 273-5271.
Home ACCENT PAINTING • We specialize in the residential market. Interior/exterior painting, deck finishing, concrete coatings, pressure washing. No VOC paint at no extra charge. Ask about our 30% discount. 828-318-1447. accent@rodbailey.net www.rodbailey.net
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DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For sale. Renovated 1,227 sqft office building. $259,900. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com
MONTFORD APARTMENT BUILDING $454,000. 1920’s fourplex in Montford, Asheville’s premier national historic district. Close to downtown, UNCA. • Great investment with excellent rental history. New roof, exterior paint, and separated electric/heating systems. MLS#388222. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com
Business Rentals 2-ROOM OFFICE SPACE located on top floor of historic building in Downtown. $475/month. Deposit required. Parking and water provided. Contact 253-1342. Brownstone Realty
TUTORING SERVICES AVAILABLE FOR GRADES 18 Reading/ writing skills taught by experienced teacher with Masters of Education. Reasonable rates. 828-251-9210. TUTORING • Motivated, certified public school teacher seeking to tutor all ages in reading comprehension and practice. Affordable rates! Please call 828-337-5875 or email at tait07@hotmail.com
COMMERCIAL RENTALS • Tunnel Road, newer building w/ample parking, $14/sqft. • Downtown Lexington Station offices from $700/month. • Downtown office suite, above Tops for Shoes, $933/month. • Vermont Ave, 4 connected offices, kitchen, BA, full service: $1000/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com COMMERCIAL SPACE Available Downtown Asheville. 1,060 sqft at $475/month; water included. Contact (828) 253-1342. Brownstone Realty
Commercial Property
NICE SUBURBAN OFFICES South of Airport, Hwy 280. 4,400 sqft. freestanding building. Possible home office. Approximately $3,000/month. HENDERSONVILLE ROAD Close to Asheville. Deluxe suite of offices, 260, 1,000, 1,600 sqft. Ample parking. Cheap! 828-216-6066 OFFICE SPACE FOR LEASE Downtown Asheville, Sawyer Motor Building, 150 Hilliard Avenue. Approximately 800 sqft. $1,000/month. Laura, 258-0363 or 779-8458. RETAIL, GALLERY, OR OFFICE SPACE Fronting Haywood Road. 850 sqft. High ceilings, natural light. $950/month base. Call (828) 545-4514. RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses. Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com
DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft. Very prominent locations. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Historic Miles Building. Carpet, AC, almost-new paint, window views, great building tenants, utilities included. You choose: Either 280 sqft single room for $370/month • or 430 sqft double room for $575/month. • Six-month lease. E-mail inquiries with references to rental@mountainx.com GREAT COMMERCIAL OFFICE SPACE Available Main Street Weaverville. 1,030 sqft at $750/month. Contact (828) 253-1342. Brownstone Realty
AFFORDABLE • BRAND NEW! Be the first at Bent Creek Knoll on busy Brevard Road! Great space options and visibility with high traffic count. 1250 sqft, priced from $1200. Owner/broker. 215-9823.
HIGHLY VISIBLE LOCATION With a “billboard” for your business on Interstate 240. Near Asheville Chamber of Commerce. 2300 sqft, $2,300/month. Plenty of onsite parking. Multiple uses including office and home combination. Kept in very good condition. Contact Doug: (828) 777-6746.
SHARED CO-WORKING SPACE. • Stop working alone! Have meetings somewhere other than the local coffee shop. Locomotivity is a collaborative, creative, fun and professional shared work space for freelancers and small/micro business owners. Desks, wifi, parking, printer, coffee, conference room and comfortable furniture. Steps to Greenlife, the new Dripolator, and S. Lexington. Located at 224 Broadway. Pay daily or monthly. No commitment. Costs as low as $10/day. info@locomotivity.com or http://www.locomotivity.com
Apartments For Rent • 1/2 OFF FIRST MONTH RENT w/6-month lease. • 1/2 off 2 months rent w/12month lease. 635-1,265 sqft; $620-$860/month. Beautiful, mature landscaping. Quiet, residential, West Asheville neighborhood. EHO. 828-258-0623. www.bearcreek-apts.com
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CENTRALLY LOCATED PROFESSIONAL OFFICE – 26 NORTH LIBERTY STREET Corner lot with off-street parking. 1918-built converted residence featuring 3,089 sqft + basement storage. Configured with private offices, conference room and reception area. Separate entrance to upper floor provides opportunity for apartment or second office. $649,000. Call Russ Towers, Lewis Real Estate 828-274-2479. lewisrealestatenc.com
ATTRACTIVE, 2,000 SQFT, DOWNTOWN OFFICE 55 Grove Street. 4 offices, break room, large reception area. $1,995/month. Practical and beautiful. (828) 253-9451 ARTIST STUDIO Near Biltmore Village. Live/work possible. $675/month. (828) 216-6066 BE ON TUNNEL ROAD! High traffic count with great location and convenience to downtown and East Asheville. $650/month. Call (828) 215-2865 for showings.
$325/MONTH CANTON; $450/MONTH CANDLER Nice, renovated 1BR apartments; minutes from downtown Asheville. No smoking; no pets. Call (828) 337-5447. 1 FREE MONTH! (w/contract) • Walk to everything downtown, live, work and play! • Studio: $545/month. • 1BR: $675/month. • 2BR: $695/month (reduced!). Water/heat included. Call 254-2029. APM. 1-2BR, 1-1.5BA, SOUTH, Skyland Heights,* 2nd month free*, $575-$675/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1-2BR, 1-2BA, ARDEN, Glen Beale, *2nd month free*, $585-$685/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1-2BR, 1BA, NORTH, 346 MONTFORD, coin-op laundry, fireplace, $550 $685/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com
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CLASSIC 50's STYLE DINER For lease. Fully equipped. Ready to open. Frontage location. 100 seats + outdoor. Call (828) 238-7901.
HOME HEALTH AIDE/ CAREGIVER with Alzheimer’s experience and hospice reference letter, nonsmoker, seeks live-in position. Call Arnold, (828) 273-2922.
Commercial Listings Carpentry • Minor Electrical • Small Jobs • Repairs. • Call Greg: 230-1132 or 258-1107.
COMMERCIAL FOR SALE • Gateway to Broadway corridor, 3 buildings, 2 lots, home to many new developments, $1,650,000. • West Asheville, 2 story office building on Patton Avenue w/3 units, $450,000. • Downtown, Patton Avenue, Leader Building, 2nd floor, owner financing, $799,000. • Downtown, Coxe Avenue newer building, ground floor office/retail, w/onsite parking, $349,000. • The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com
Fine Grading and Site Preparation Complete Landscape Design/Installation • E x c av at i o n • Roads • Wate r Ha r v e s t i n g / Management • S to n e w o r k • Outdoor Rooms • Wate r Fe atu r e s • Renewable Energ y
1-3BR, 1-2BA, NORTH, MANOR INN, porch/patio, a/c, hardwood floors, $695 $1,125/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1-3BR, 1BA, EAST, 7 Violet Hills, wood floors, $485$595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BA/STUDIO, NORTH, 85 Merrimon, A/C, utilities included, furnished, $500$600/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR • 2BR APARTMENTS Starting at $475$575/month. North Asheville. Clean, quiet, nice, wellmaintained. • No smoking, no pets. 645-0417. apartmentsnearasheville.com
1BR, 1BA • MONTFORD/UNCA On busline. Clean, energy efficient. Wooded lot. Offstreet parking. Some pets ok. $475/month. 273-9228.
1BR, 1BA, DOWNTOWN, Asheville Hotel, above Malaprops, wood floors, $1,175/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA, EAST, 28 HILLENDALE, coin-op laundry, $515/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA, NORTH, 51 LEE, porch, $425/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA, NORTH, 365 Weaverville, w/d hookups, $485/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1ST CALL US! Studio, 1 and 2BR apartments from $425$800. Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966. Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2BR, 1.5BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 902 Hillcrest, **2nd. month free*, $595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, EAST, 453 KENILWORTH, a/c, w/d hookups, dishwasher, $610/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, EAST, 7-9 LINDSEY, a/c, w/d hookups, $610/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, EAST, 119 Liberty, a/c, w/d hookups, $650/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, SOUTH, 1020 Hendersonville, a/c, storage, carport, $750/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2.5BA, EAST, 742 BEE TREE, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $675/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com
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1BR, 1BA BRAND NEW CAPE COD DUPLEX • Leicester, one mile to Patton Ave. On bus line. Includes W/D, icemaking refridgerator, D/W. garbage disposal, range/oven, microwave. Beautiful cabinets, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. Carpeted BR, hardwood floors in living room. Ceiling fans with lights in living room and BR. GE heatpump. Private paved 2-car parking. 1 year lease. $595/month + $500 dep. for single person. Add $100 for 2nd person. No pets. Water, city trash pickup included. 828-273-4444.
• 4/2.5 home, large fenced yard, some hd, $1,400. • 2/2 home, quiet neighborhood, Leicester, $900. • 3/2 hardwood flrs, gas heat, quiet area, $850. • Mobile Homes $500 - $650.
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2BR, 2.5BA, WEST, 445 Sand Hill, a/c, fireplace, deck, $950/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA, CENTRAL, 484 Windswept, w/d hookups, fireplace, view, $850/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 2010 LAUREL PARK, coin-op laundry, $525/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA, NORTH, 81 LAKESHORE, a/c, coin-op laundry, deck, $705/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 1.5BA, NORTH, Gracelyn Gardens, coin-op, $595/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 1BA, NORTH, 71 WASHINGTON, a/c, w/d hookups, hardwood floors, $815/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA, ARDEN, 8207 Terra, AC, W/D hookups, $750/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA duplex near Haw Creek. New, modern duplex community next to Bell School, Tunnel Road, East Asheville. Rooms on one level; 1/3 acre lot. Cats or 1 small dog okay. $875/month; vacant. Park-like setting, flower beds, huge trees. 299-7502
ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334. ACTON WOODS APARTMENTS • Beautiful 2BR, 2BA, loft, $850/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $750. Include gas log fireplace, water, storage. 828-253-0758. Carver Realty ARC AGENCY, INC. Glenn Bridge 1BR, 1BA, $450/month. Move-in Specials! East Chestnut Efficiency, $450/month. Montford 1BR, 1BA, $565/month. North/Farrwood 2BR, 1BA, $795/month. Fletcher 2BR, 2BA, $800/month. Windswept 2BR, 2BA, from $800/month. (828) 350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1.5BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Nice! $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334. BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Also includes water. Only $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334.
CHARMING UPSTAIRS STUDIO Older, renovated house near UNCA. Private entrance, off-street parking, all utilities included. $660/month. Includes cable TV and wireless internet. No pets/smoking. Security deposit, references. Patti: (828) 230-3210. DUPLEX • HAW CREEK Very private 1BR apartment, convenient to Tunnel Road/I240. • Private drive. • No pets please. $475/month, lease, security, references. Utilities separate. Call (828) 350-1400. DUPLEX • KENILWORTH 2BR, 1BA, second floor. Sunny and clean, central AC, woodfloors, huge deck, offstreet parking. Laundry, storage in basement. • Cats ok/no dogs. $750/month. 242-1233. GET QUALITY RESULTS! I received calls from a lot of high quality renters, as opposed to other publications I’ve tried. I will continue to advertise with Mountain Xpress. Patricia H. You too, can find the ideal renter, just call us! (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. HENDERSONVILLE 1BR studio apartment. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $385/month. 828-252-4334
HENDERSONVILLE 1BR, 1BA apartment with new berber carpet. Small deck with sliding glass door. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $425/month. 828-252-4334 HISTORIC MONTFORD Very nice 1BR in private home. Private entrance, beautiful garden and nice private porch. $700/month. Call 216-3231. JUST FOR YOU! Cozy, 2BR, 1.5BA apartment. Beautiful, tree-lined lot. Convenient to shopping. Quiet, safe neighborhood. Clean heating. Water and garbage pickup furnished. $585/month. Call 350-9400. LARGE 1BR • MERRIMON AVENUE, $525/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty LIVE-IN COMMUNITY GARDEN COORDINATOR needed for 8-unit apartment building 16 miles from Asheville. References, experience. Rent discount. 828-777-9744 or 828-667-0120. MARSHALL Updated 2BR within walking distance to downtown. Hardwood floors, all appliances, washer, dryer. Eat-in kitchen. Porch. Great shape. $675/month. No pets. 828-658-1000.
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NEW, LARGE 2BR, 1BA DUPLEX in quiet Kenilworth. Minutes from downtown Asheville and mall. $950/month includes cable, internet, W/D, dishwasher, central AC, storage. Private yard and entrance. Call (828) 699-1475. NICE 2BR APT • 2 minute walk from UNCA. $550/month, water included, beginning July 1. Call Will, 828-719-9442. NORTH AREA • CLOSE IN • 1BR apartment with porch. $650/month. Yard maintenance, water, garbage, recycling provided. Quiet and safe. (828) 253-4494 NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 NORTH FOREST APARTMENTS 2BR, 2BA. Beautiful complex, built 2002. Safe and secure. Close to I-26/UNCA, North Asheville. $650/month. 778-6809. www.delkandson.com NORTHSIDE • WALK TO DOWNTOWN 2BR, 1BA apartment. • Great neighbors/neighborhood. Offstreet parking. WD available. No pets please. $625/month. Utilities separate. Lease, security deposit, references required. (828) 350-1400.
SUMMER SPECIAL in great Grove Park neighborhood! 3BR, 2BA; minutes from downtown; on bus line; central a/c; covered porch; laundry facilities; elevator. With a 6-month lease, 1/2 off the first and last months’ rent! Monthly rental is $850; $500 security deposit. Call Beverly, 828-712-5671. WEST ASHEVILLE • New 1BR, 1BA, AC, stove, refrigerator, DW, microwave, WD hookups. $575/month. 828-337-7999. hipro@warwick.net
2BR, 1BA SINGLEWIDE in quiet park. 5 minutes from Biltmore Square Mall. $495/month includes water, garbage pickup and lawn care. Security deposit required. Call David, 828-777-0385. ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 2BR, 2BA. Like new. Includes water. Heat pump, central air, W/D connections. In nice park. $615/month. 828-252-4334.
1.5 MILES TO DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE And UNCA. West Asheville. Immaculate 2BR, 1BA, fireplace. WD connections. 2 decks. • Pets considered. $650/month. 279-5633.
ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 3BR, 2BA, heat pump, central air, W/D connections. Excellent condition. $625/month. (828) 252-4334.
1BR DOWNTOWN LOFTS • Newly renovated – near Pack Square. Wood floors, W/D, wireless, behaved pets. $1025-$1100/month. 828-255-7951x202. info@urbanasheville.com
Mobile Homes For Rent
ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334. FLETCHER SINGLEWIDE 2BR, 2BA with large, fenced yard and utility building. Great location close to I-26, schools, and shopping. $595/month. Security deposit required. Call David, 828-777-0385.
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$1800/MONTH Lease/purchase in Lexington Station downtown development. 3BR, 2BA penthouse high-end unit. Also available for $545,000. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com $250 OFF 1ST MONTH’S RENT! 3BR, 2BA, sunny condo. Lots of sun in 1,450 sqft, end-unit condo in beautiful Eastwood Village! Only 3 years old. Amenities include granite countertops, stainless steel kitchen appliances and garden tub. Cozy sunroom provides extra indoor living space. $975/month - includes water/sewer/trash pickup. Conveniently located near downtown Asheville, Blue Ridge Parkway, Fairview and I-40. No smokers, please. Available July 1. Call 828-545-7445.
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2BR • 2BA • LEXINGTON STATION CONDO $1400/month. Secure parking, woodfloors, private balcony. Great downtown location near the Orange Peel and Vigne! The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com 3 REMAINING • SEASONS AT BILTMORE LAKE • 2BR, 2BA. Reduced! $750/month. • 1BR, 1BA, $725/month. • Free water! • All units include: WD, 9’ ceilings, balcony. • Pet friendly. Call Kay Johnson, Broker/Property Management, Keller Williams: (828) 215-8577. kjohnson1@kw.com A BIG THANX! “Thanx Xpress! The recent rental ad attracted a steady stream of quality applicants, thanks to your quality publication.” Mark K. • You too can find quality renters by placing an affordable ad in the pages of Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace: 251-1333.
ASHEVILLE DOWNTOWN LOFT Award-winning contemporary loft with great light and finished with all high-end appointments. Texas stack gas fireplace, high ceilings with exposed beams, marble bath, bidet, custom cabinets. A great space to make your home. $1950/month includes cable and parking. 828-242-5456 or mrsmawest@yahoo.com AVAILABLE JULY 1: Large 1BR + sun room condo at Eastwood Village. All appliances- side by side refrigerator, smooth-top range, dishwasher, microwave, washer and dryer. Water included! Great location, just minutes from downtown Asheville, hospital, shopping. One mile east of the Blue Ridge Parkway. $795/month. Contact Bo Newland, NC Broker, for photos and information: 828-423-9588 or escape2wnc@yahoo.com CLINGMAN LOFTS Own for $650/month. Includes taxes, dues and insurance. Heating/cooling cost guaranteed at $16/month. Mike Vance, 254-4030, ext. 117. CONDO ABOVE TUNNEL ROAD Luxury 2BR, 2BA condo on the 3rd floor of a new four-story building. Close to downtown and Asheville Mall. Elevators, pool with hot tub, exercise room, fireplace, deck w/mountain views, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, ceramic/hardwood floors, etc. $975/month includes water and gas. (828) 231-6689 DOWNTOWN LUXURY CONDOS Brand new loft in historic 52 Biltmore Avenue Building. 1BR, 1.5BA with 250 sqft 2nd floor mezzanine. Gourmet kitchen, oak floors, exposed brick, modular lighting, large windows, W/D, concrete, granite, stone, stainless upgrades. Indoor parking. Best Downtown location; walk to anything. $1,500/month. Year lease. 828-301-8033 or 954-684-1300. Oxford Ventures NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334
Eastwood Village Apartments Rent Starting at $699... 7 minutes from Downtown So close to everything... so far from ordinary. Call today 828-298-2220 www.eastwoodvillage-apartments.com
Homes For Rent 1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $600-2000. • Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966 Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2BR, 1BA • CHUNNS COVE DUPLEX $750/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty 2BR, 1BA • WEST ASHEVILLE Quiet neighborhood. Hardwood floors, ceiling fans, central heat/air, deck, private back yard. No smoking. $775/month + deposit. 828-231-1056 or 828-606-8598.
2BR, 1BA + BONUS ROOM AND BATH ON LOWER LEVEL in walkable West Asheville neighborhood. Completely renovated bungalow. Fully equipped kitchen with quartz countertop and maple cabinetry. Refinished oak wood flooring. Washer and dryer included. Lots of extra storage - lower level workshop/tool room. Energy efficient - new heating and cooling system, new windows. No smokers. Pets considered. $1,200/month. Call 828-230-7775. 2BR, 1BA • W/D. Covered front porch. Walking distance to UNCA and downtown. Fenced backyard. $775/month. 828-279-7699. 2BR, 1BA in convenient West Asheville location, 2 blocks to Haywood Road shopping district. Hardwood floors, gas heat, 9’ ceilings, W/D hookups. Large, tree-shaded yard. Off-street parking. Water included in rent. $875/month + security deposit. Available now. 828-216-1331. 3BR, 1.5BA • MONTFORD/UNCA On busline. Hardwood floors, carport, basement, deck and garden spot. Off-street parking. • Some pets ok. $900/month. 273-9228. 3BR, 1.5BA • MONTFORD Available July 1. Beautifullyrenovated and clean. Central heating/air. No smoking. No pets. $1,100/month. Call (803) 699-8733. 3BR, 1.5BA DOWNTOWN Bungalow off Adams Street: walk to hospital, private upstairs master suite, stainless appliances, covered porch, off-street parking, dogs ok, available now. $1200/month. 216-2851. 3BR, 2.5BA, NORTH, 5 Foxwood, a/c, garage, view, $1,095/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA OAKLEY AREA. W/D. Hardwood floors. Fenced backyard. Central air. Move-in ready. $950/month. 828-279-7699. 3BR, 2BA, RANCH-STYLE HOME • FAIRVIEW Off Miller Road. Gas heat/stove, AC, well water. Private 1.8-acre lot. $750/month + deposit. Call 828-231-7540.
3BR, 2BA, WEST, 7 Spring, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $895/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA • Brand new updates in this quiet and private rental overlooking river. $900/month + utilities, no pets. 828-458-6791. wnchorses@aol.com 4BR, 2BA, EAST, 179 CHUNNS COVE, a/c, w/d hookups, large yard, $1,065/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 58 OAKWOOD ST. Desirable W. Asheville. 3BR, 1BA on quiet side street near town. Hardwood floors. Nice fenced yard. 875/month+deposit. Available Aug, 1. 828-2522865, 828-335-4967. A COTTAGE • WEAVERVILLE 2BR, 1BA. Large private yard, wonderful deck, porch. Washer/dryer. • Convenient to I-26/shopping. $700/month includes water. • No pets. (828) 658-3210. A STONE COTTAGE • FURNISHED Grovepark Inn area. Immaculate 3BR, 2BA, 1800 sqft. Completely, beautifully furnished: linens, fully equipped new kitchen, Weber gas grill, washer/dryer. • 2BR, 1BA upstairs • 1BR, 1BA downstairs. • Separate entrance for guests/studio, downstairs. • Large deck, large screened porch. Beautiful 0.39 acre lot. No pets/smoking. $2500/monthly or yearly (negotiable). (828) 243-0200. AshevilleLuxuryRentals.com ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334. ALEXANDER • JUST RENOVATED 2BR, 1BA with hardwood floors and ceramic tile. Covered front porch. $650/month. (Adjacent 30 acres also available for lease.) Please call (828) 299-7743. ALL AREAS - HOUSES FOR RENT. Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free! Visit: www.RealRentals.com (AAN CAN) ARDEN, HADLEY PARK Wonderful 2-year-old home available. 3BR, 2BA. Pets considered with increased security deposit. $1,200/month. $30 application fee. 828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com
employment BEAUTIFUL DUPLEX • NEAR DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE/UNCA 2BR, 1,000 sqft, upper/lower units available. Hardwood/ tile floors. Porch, deck with views. Pets considered. $900-$1,000/month. Includes electric, water, trash pickup/recycling, yard maintenance. 828-989-5523 BEAVERDAM North Asheville. Tranquil. Close to everything. 3BR, 2BA. $1,350/month. • Motherin-law apt. 1BR, 1BA unit $650/month. Take both $1900/month. 253-4272. http://mysticjourneysonlin e.com/asheville_home_fo r_rent BILTMORE LAKE BEAUTY 3BR, 2.5BA, 1,880 sqft great home in a fantastic neighborhood. This Arts and Crafts design has a beautiful and comfortable floor plan. Situated on a corner lot, this fine home is close to great schools and downtown Asheville. $1,699/month. Call Debra, (561) 212-0009. CANDLER, 2BR, 1BA, $550/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty CANDLER • 3BR, 2BA. Newly remodeled, convenient to Asheville, near I-40 Exit 44. Walk to Mountain Mobility route. $850/month plus deposit. 828-215-4768. EAST ASHEVILLE HOUSE • Quiet Hawcreek area. Upper floor only, 3BR, 2BA, DW, fireplace, W/D available July 1. $900/month+utilities. No pets/smoking. 828-273-6700. HAW CREEK • ENGLISH COTTAGE Wonderful 3BR, 2BA w/office available immediately. Don’t miss this deal! Owner says to rent it. $1,500/month; reduced from $1,900/month. One small pet considered with increased deposit. $30 application fee. $500 off first month’s rent with one year lease. 828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com HISTORIC MONTFORD 3BR, 2BA, large back porch, near park and tennis. $1400/month, references, deposits required. • Pets considered. (828) 279-6393. HOUSES FOR RENT • Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free. Visit RealRentals.com. (AAN CAN)
ARDEN, OAK FOREST 3BR, 2BA with full basement/garage. Nice area. Reduced to $1,250/month. 30 application fee. 828-350-9400 arcagencyasheville.com
MARS HILL Near college on quiet cul de sac. 3BR, 2BA, appliances, WD connections. No smoking/pets. $800/month plus deposit. 689-2625.
ASHEVILLE AREA RENTALS $550-$1950/month. • 1East. • 3-West. • 3-North. • 3-South. • Century 21 Mountain Lifestyles: (828) 684-2640, ext 17. For more details: www.KristieFrizsell.com
NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMESOff Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334
NORTH ASHEVILLE Wonderful 2BR, 2BA, onelevel home with garage. Private back yard. Reduced to $800/month. No pets. $30 application fee. 828-350-9400 arcagencyasheville.com
WEAVERVILLE • 3BR, 2BA, washer/dryer, fireplace, 2 decks, finished basement, 1.5-car garage, large yard; mountain views. $1,100/month includes water. Sarah 828-775-9555.
NORTHWEST OF ASHEVILLE, Rose Hill Plantation - planned and gated community on 58 acres. This partially furnished Arts and Craft style home has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths in 1,500 sqft main living area plus 1,000 sqft open lower level with additional bath. Hardwood flooring in living room and cozy fireplace, attached 2-car garage, front porch and rear deck. Amenities include club house, spa, swimming pool and walking trails. Trash collection and water/sewer provided. For additional information on the community go to www.Rosehillplantation.net. No smoking. $1800/month. 828-253-2537. Property Management of Asheville, Inc.
WEAVERVILLE AREA • 3BR, 2BA house in older subdivision. Gas furnace, central air. Fireplace, large fenced backyard. Garage. No smokers. $975/month, year lease. 776-4976 or 649-0013.
OFF THE HOOK! We got a great response from our ad for our Rental house in the Mountain Xpress! The phone rang off the hook! Thanks, Ander, owner, Design Painting. Get your Apartment or House rented quickly and affordably. Call (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. PARKWAY FOREST 3BR, 2BA home available. One-level living, fenced back yard. Nice area. Pets considered with increased deposit. $30 application fee. 828-350-9400 arcagencyasheville.com READY TO RENT • WEST ASHEVILLE 3BR, 2 full BA, living room, dining room, utility room, washer, dryer. Large storage space underneath home. Great family neighborhood. Walking distance to Carrier Park. Pets considered with deposit. $1,100/month + $1,100 security deposit. (803) 524-5229 REEMS CREEK, MUNDY COVE 3BR, 2BA, $900/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SOUTH, DEANWOOD 3BR, 2BA, $1,225/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SOUTH, OAK FOREST, 3BR, 2BA rancher, gas, AC, $1,100/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SWANNANOA • House on 1 acre with garden. 5BR, 1BA. Wood floors, wood stove with propane backup. $1,600/month + utilities. Greg, 828-337-8683. clark1162@bellsouth.net
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Roommates $350/month Room in Bungalow • N. Asheville to share with rad 22 year old female. Quiet, 5 min. drive to downtown, garden, porches, hardwood floors. Available now. Cody, 828-280-4735. 1BR in West Asheville Home • Nice kitchen, W/D, cable, high speed internet. No smoking, No dogs, please. $400/month includes utilities. 215-5995.
1 CHARMING STONE COTTAGE • GROVEPARK INN AREA 2BR, 1BA, 900 sqft. • Beautifully furnished: linens, washer/dryer, new kitchen (all utensils, pots/pans), gas grill, fireplace. Original artwork. • Huge deck w/pergola/swing/dining. Park-like setting. • Monthly, yearly. • No pets/smoking. (828) 243-0200. AshevilleLuxuryRentals.com
Great House in a Great Area • Roommate wanted to share 3BR, 2BA in N. Asheville. Near lake, UNCA. $550/month+1/2 utilities. No smokers. No other pets. 8/1/09. Kim, 757-362-1228.
2 LOFTS • DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Luxury in the heart of downtown! • #1: 2000 sqft. 2BR, 2BA. • #2: 1100 sqft. 2BR, 2BA. • Both: beautifully, completely furnished, fireplace, original art, comfortable beds/linens, wireless, etc. • Minimum 2 nights: weekly, monthly, yearly. • No pets/smoking. (828) 243-0200. • AshevilleLuxuryRentals.com
Huge, sunny master bedroom/office and bath. Share house with professional female. Wireless, WD, huge deck, gardens. $500/month. 658-8523
BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 277-1492. bennie14@bellsouth.net CHARLESTON RENTAL HOUSE • 3BR, full kitchen, fenced yard, near town and beach. Kid friendly. $125/night. www.james-islandhouse.blogspot.com, positivebob@gmail.com
Houseshare • For mature person. Upstairs BR and private BA. $450/month in a cool stone house on a West Asheville farm. Sorry, no pets. 727-564-2703.
Lovely Townhouse • Roommate needed mid June/July 1 for 2BR, 1BA townhouse in E. Asheville near WWC. $350 + utilities. jennifercnc@gmail.com Luxury Condo • Share 2BR, 2BA mountain top condo above downtown Asheville. Heated pool,grill, W/D, fireplace, 60”TV, deck. $650/month includes all. No smoking/pets. 828-215-4986. Mature, responsible (male preferred) with job, car and income to share 3BR home near UNCA. $400/month includes everything. 505-2581 or 280-1696.
Mindful Female Roomie Wanted Female seeks same. Prefer quiet, clean, employed roomie. Share 3BR, 2.5BA house. Quiet neighborhood, hiking nearby. View. Cat/dog friendly. 828-230-2517. Near UNCA • $375/month your share as 4th roommate. Required: rental references, manager approval, security deposit. 828-231-4979. Reference CAW and JRK. RENTMATES.COM • Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of a mouse! Visit rentmates.com. (AAN CAN) Room Wanted Summer Sublet • Looking for a quiet, clean conscious household for part of the summer. $400 a month. Me, yogi, artist, veggie.jaidev621@gmail.com Roommate Wanted • Woman looking to share mobile home in Candler area. Private bedroom and bathroom. Small pet optional. Non-smoker. $350.00. 828-775-7732.
Share My Home • Amazing 2BR/2BA log cabin on 3 acres near lake Lure. Mountain views. Want clean, happy responsible adult. I’m there part time. Pets ok. Trampoline. $650/month. April, 305-586-4553. Summer House Share • Great 3BR house in town. Lots of light, hardwoods, deck, yard, garden, views, storage, W/D, wireless, small workspace, resident dog. $500/month. 828-505-4465. Temporary or Longer 30’s male seeking 1 to share home in Riceville. 1800 sqft on .5 acre. Garage use. Rural,12 minutes to downtown. $750/month includes all. soundmedicine@gmail.com
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Roommate Wanted 3BR, 2BA home. Walking distance to Haywood Rd. stores and restaurants. $425/month, 1/3 utilities, deposit required. 828-423-9853.
$$$ HELP WANTED $$$. Earn extra income assembling CD cases from home. Call our live operators now! 1-800-405-7619, ext. 150. easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
Seeking Female Mature, conscious to share Barnardsville home. Lovely country setting, quiet/peaceful. Must love cats. $400/month. Deposit. Sam, 828-775-2327 or 626-3567.
$$$HELP WANTED$$$ • Earn extra income assembling CD cases from home. Call our live operators now. 800-405-7619 ext. 150. www.easywork-great pay.com. (AAN CAN)
Share Large Home in Country • Mountain views on 4 acres just outside Asheville. Quiet, private BR. Cable, W/D, utilities included. $400-440/month negotiable. 828-779-7958.
$600 WEEKLY POTENTIAL $$$ helping the government part-time. No experience, no selling. Call 1-888-2135225. Ad Code L-5. VOID in Maryland and South Dakota. (AAN CAN)
SHARE MY AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE + your own apartment. Loving care required for mature dog. September - March. $550/month. No children. No other pets. No smoking. No drugs. Healthy golden girl with good boundaries preferred. Available now. 828-236-1704
A STYLIST With clientele. Full-time. Must be experienced, skilled, selfmotivated and desire to work in a sound, organic environment. Bring resume to The Water Lily Wellness Salon, 7 Beaverdam Road. 505-3288. thewaterlily@mac.com
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AMAZING RESPONSE! “I recently ran a job ad in the Mountain Xpress and I was amazed at the overwhelming response I got from it. I was going to run it for 4 weeks but I had to cancel it after 2 because I had already received • too many • qualified applicants. I will definitely use the Mountain Xpress Classifieds in the future whenever I am looking to find good people to hire.” Stuart Gignilliat. • Be amazed and find the right employees, call 2511333, Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. AVON REPS NEEDED • $10 to start Family friendly Call Paula 423-895-2545. Habla Espanol 423-433-8002. pauladukes.avonrepresentati ve.com/opportunity.html CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331. Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 253-3311. EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER wanted for busy kennel in East Asheville area. Excellent opportunities. Phone 691-3175.
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Employment Opportunities • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com
Skilled Labor/ Trades CUSTODIAL Full-time Monday-Friday, 4pm-12am. Experience required. Able to work independently. Apply at kallen@iwcnc.org, fax 828-274-1582 or 916 W.
GIVENS ESTATES Employment application for future positions. Jobline: 828-771-2230. HR Office: 1st Floor, Asbury Commons Building, 2360 Sweeten Creek Road, South Asheville. www.givensestates.us HIRE QUALITY EMPLOYEES “Our employment advertisements with the Mountain Xpress garner far more educated and qualified applicants than any other publication we have used. The difference is visible in the phone calls, applications and resumes.” Howard Stafford, Owner, Princess Anne Hotel. • Thank you, Howard. Your business can benefit by advertising for your next employee in Mountain Xpress Classifieds. Call 251-1333. HOUSEKEEPERS Professional, reliable and responsible needed full time for upscale bed and breakfast. Must be flexible and able to work weekends. Background check required. Call 828-254-3878 for interview.
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ELECTRICIANS ALL LEVELS Top salary. • Many locations available. Call today! (828) 252-2200.
SATELLITE TV INSTALLERS • TECHNICIANS Great earnings potential. • Company provided training,vehicle, tools and uniforms. • Company paid health, vision, dental and life benefits. • Paid personal time off and holidays. • Applicants must have a valid drivers license, be a minimum of 21 years old, be able to frequently lift 75 pounds and safely climb a ladder. Background/drug screen and MVR required. Apply in person: #3 Winners Circle, Arden, NC or email resumes: twendle @upcommunications.com
ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Thriving company in unique industry seeks Administrative Assistant in progressive work environment. Responsibilities Include: Bookkeeping • Client contact and support • Logistics assistance • Travel arrangements • Clerical work, insurance and vendor relations, file management • Assistance to all management • Reception. Applicants must have a positive attitude, good communication skills and significant experience and proficiency with Microsoft Office and the Internet. Macintosh knowledge is a plus! Experience in the Outdoor Education / Outdoor Recreation and office management will also be beneficial. Job Specifications: • Full time, salaried position (Salary will be based on education and experience) • Benefits include: paid vacation, paid sick leave, and personal discounts on outdoor gear from Petzl, Patagonia and Liberty Mountain - Home Business located in the Redlands area of Grand Junction, Sunny, positive and comfortable work environment Send resume, Letter of interest and references by email to Thaddeus Shrader, Chief Operating Officer, Thaddeus@bonsaidesign.com Please visit our website for more information: www.bonsai-design.com ADMINISTRATIVE ASSOCIATE Full-time. Must possess strong skills in Microsoft Office applications and enjoy working with a team. Responsibilities include but are not limited to daily data entry, answering phones, administrative support to professional staff, project creation in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint, filing, and finance administration. Salary range: mid $20’s with benefits. Send resume to Administrative Manager, United Way, 50 South French Broad Avenue, Asheville, NC 28801 by June 26 or email to info@unitedwayabc.org United Way values diversity and equal opportunity in employment and volunteer opportunities.
ADVERTISE • GET RESULTS! Our company received a great response from the ad that we ran for Office Support Staff. We will always use Mountain Xpress for our advertising needs. Thank you, A. Thompson, Women’s Recovery Center. Your company can affordably find the perfect employee. Call 251-1333, Mountain Xpress Employment Classifieds.
Salon/ Spa HAIR STYLISTS Extremely busy salon now hiring. Guaranteed pay. Great benefits. Awesome tips. Call for a confidential interview: 828-768-9968. MASSAGE THERAPISTS Licensed. Community conscious.• Established business and a New location! Call 450-1049. Cosmic Groove Massage. SALON AT LIBERTY CORNER is looking for full time hairstylist and nail tech. Excellent location. Weekly booth rent. Work your own hours. Mon-Sat. 828-225-3030. SENSIBILITIES/SPARROW SPA is now hiring for all positions. LMTs and Estheticians: 2 years experience required. Nail Techs and Front Desk/Retail: 1 year experience required. Submit resume and references in person at Sensibilities South in Biltmore Park, 2 Town Square Blvd., off Long Shoals Road, Asheville.
Sales/ Marketing HIGHLY MOTIVATED ECOCONSCIOUS SELFSTARTERS. Become an independent distributor with a fast growing company. Earn income while improving the health of your family and the environment. www.wowgreen.net/kelly
How Much Is YOUR Home Worth? You can put a value on your house, but not on your home. Especially when you open your home to a child at risk. For over 20 years children with emotional and behavioral challenges have found caring homes through MENTOR. By opening your home to a child in your community, you can become a MENTOR, too. MENTOR offers the opportunity to work independently at home, a competitive tax-free monthly stipend, access to 24-hour support from licensed professionals, respite and offers opportunities for skills development. Find out how valuable your home really is! Please call 828-253-8177, ext. 23, in Asheville or 828-696-2667 in Hendersonville for more information and directions. Together, we can make a difference!
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RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT MANAGER, MOUNTAIN HOUSING OPPORTUNITIES Private nonprofit community development corporation seeks professional for marketing and fundraising. B.A. in related field, at least 2-5 years experience. EOE. Mail cover letter and resume w/salary requirements and references received by June 26 to: Scott Dedman, Executive Director, Mountain Housing Opportunities, 64 Clingman Avenue, Suite 101, Asheville, NC 28801. Full job ad at www.mtnhousing.org
Restaurant/ Food “150 CALLS! At some point, I was hoping they’d stop! The best vehicle for finding quality employees, and advertising your business.” Russell, The Skyclub. Your business can benefit with low cost, efficient advertising. Call 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Marketplace Classifieds. BARISTA • EXPERIENCED Busy downtown location. Call 258-3999. World Coffee Cafe BED AND BREAKFAST COOK for upscale property serving gourmet cuisine. Responsible, sober, prompt, wellorganized individual with good personal hygiene accustomed to preparing timed entrees and visually attractive plates. Baking skills desired. Weekends, holidays required. Usually 5 mornings per week (occupancy related); approximately 15-20. 828-253-0102. CALLING ALL PROFESSIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE ARTISTS: Looking for candidates that are skilled in the art of Gingerbread House making. Time sensitive project so only responsible individuals with a good work ethic should call for details. 253-0102. DIETARY Full-time MondayFriday, 7am- 3:30pm. Experience required. Apply at kallen@iwcnc.org, fax 828-274-1582 or 916 W. Chapel Rd, Asheville. EOE. HOST/ESS • PART TIME Please apply in person: 19 Broadway, Asheville. Wasabi Restaurant PISGAH INN Interviewing seasonal positions: • Sous Chef • Cooks • Pantry Chefs • Dishwashers. Walk to work. Housing on property available. 828-235-8228 www.pisgahinn.com SERVERS Now hiring seasonal positions for busy nightspot. Things are heating up! (828) 258-3999. Flatiron Skybar.
Hotel/ Hospitality Human Services 10-25 HOURS/WEEK • HOUSEKEEPER A large B&B in Montford is looking for a mature, clean, energetic person to join our cleaning staff. Weekend hours are a requirement. Experience preferred, but will train the right person. Verifiable references required. Income based on experience and displayed ability. Confidential inquiries call 251-0789.
Medical/ Health Care CHIROPRACTIC ASSISTANT • Full or part-time opportunity in a successful chiropractic practice. Clerical, reception, and billing duties. We will train. Must have enthusiasm for chiropractic and wellness. Call (828) 253-0580 or visit 553 Haywood Road to complete application. Asheville Chiropractic & Wellness Center. MEDICAL OFFICE • Seeks, FT, PT and PRN employees. Must be friendly, intelligent and have a positive attitude. Fax resume to 828-252-9420 or email stephanie@afm5.com REGISTERED DIETICIAN Access II Care is looking for a RD to provide nutritionist services for children at network Primary Care offices. Position is full time with benefits, guaranteed for one year, grant funded. Position to include regional travel and work with multiple primary care practices, valid driver license required. Minimum: 2 years professional experience as RD required with experience in Pediatrics preferred. BA with major in Nutrition and membership to the American Dietetic Association preferred. Current NC license required. Resume and cover letter to: Fax: 828-259-3875, Access II Care, 9 Old Burnsville Hill Road, Suite 7, Asheville, NC 28804. hr@accessiicare-wnc.org RN/LPN With experience in a Skilled Nursing Facility. 3rd Shift Charge Nurse. Come join a Great Nursing Team! We offer: • Competitive New wage scale. • Affordable health and dental insurance. • Free life insurance • Paid time off • Holiday pay • Direct deposit • 401(k) with company match. Asheville Healthcare Center. • To apply, email or fax resume to: Tim Sparks, Human Resource Manager. Fax: 298-2037. Email: tsparks@mfa.net WESTERN CAROLINA TREATMENT CENTER is currently seeking a licensed LPN for a full-time position with early morning hours with most holidays and weekends off. Psychiatric and/or substance abuse experience a plus. We offer competitive salary and comprehensive benefits package. Please fax your resume to 828-662-1332 or email WCTC.OTP@carolinatreatm entcenters.com
CASE MANAGER Access II Care of WNC has several positions. Provide medical Case Management services to Medicaid/uninsured population in Buncombe/Henderson/Polk Counties. Grant-funded positions, one year w/potential to continue. Minimum RN and 2 years minimum CM experience preferred. Bilingual English/Spanish a plus. Resume/cover letter: Fax: 828-259-3875, hr@accessiicare-wnc.org DIRECT CARE AND SUPERVISOR Supporting people who have developmental disabilities. Help encourage individuals to achieve a greater level of independence. Assist with daily living skills, building self-confidence and building relations in a community setting. Apply at kallen@iwcnc.org, fax 828-274-1582 or 916 W. Chapel Road, Asheville. EOE.
FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF RUTHERFORD CO. • Is seeking a Clinical Director. Applicants must have a Master’s Degree in counseling, social work or related field, NC licensure, clinical experience with adult and child MH population, a minimum of 5 yrs. supervisory experience. Email resume: sholloway@fpscorp.com LPC/LCSW/LCAS/CSAC Office space and clients available. Also Bilingual (Spanish) Counselor with NC Addiction credential CSAC/LCAS. Call Bruce: 777-3755. PARKWAY BEHAVIORAL HEALTH. Has openings for the following: • QP/CSAC in our Hendersonville Office. This F/T position requires CSAC Certification, minimum Bachelor’s Degree, minimum 2 years experience working with adults and knowledge of working with IPRS Clients would be helpful. Some evenings required. • Requires good driving record. Position has full benefits, medical insurance, PTO and more. Send resume to: slayton@parkwaybh.com PART-TIME DAY SUPPORTS To work with developmentally disabled people. Please apply in person: 147 Coxe Avenue, Asheville, NC. Liberty Corner Enterprises.
Psychiatrist Assertive Community Treatment Team: Please contact Joe Ferrara, (828) 507-1787. • Haywood County Therapist/Team Leader Child and Family Services. Master’s Degree and supervisory experience. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director at (828) 631-3973 ext 1421. • Jackson, Macon, Swain County Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP) Child and Family Services: Must have a Bachelors degree in a human services field and two years postgraduation experience, or a Masters degree. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. Therapist: Child and Family Services (Macon and Jackson). Masters degree required. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. • Cherokee, Clay, Graham County Therapist/Team Leader Child and Family Services. Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org THERAPIST Four Circles Recovery Center, a wilderness therapy facility working with young adults with substance abuse (ages 18-28) is looking for a licensed therapist to work with clients and their families through the recovery process. Provides individual, group and family therapy, participates in treatment and after-care planning. Requirements: MA or MS in counseling, psychology or social work. LCAS or CCS required, additional licensure as an LPC or LCSW preferred. Must have direct clinical and case management experience. Please email cover letter and resume to jobs @fourcirclesrecovery.com, subject: therapist.
FAMILY SERVICE WORKER To recruit and provide supportive services to families with preschool aged children for a Head Start program. Candidates for this position should possess individual initiative, problem solving skills, detailed oriented with excellent follow-up skills and comfortable with multitasking. Requires professional communication skills, both written and verbal, ability to set priorities, work independently, prepare clear and concise records and exercise flexibility. Knowledge of word processing and data base programs a plus. • 4 year degree in a Human Service field or an AA degree with at least 3 years experience required. Fluent in English required, Bilingual helpful. Must possess a valid NC driver’s license; pass physical, drug screen and background checks. • Excellent benefits. • Salary range: $12.24-$14.75/hour. Send resume and cover letter with work references and phone numbers to: Human Resources Manager, 25 Gaston Street, Asheville NC, 28801. Selected applicants will be contacted for an interview. Open until filled. EOE and DFWP.
Caregivers/ Nanny CNA POSITIONS • Asheville: Weekends/evenings, potential 8-12 hour shifts. • Black Mountain/Swannanoa: 24 hours/week. Clean background and drug screen required. Join the team at Stacie’s Personal Care Services! 828-649-9014 or 866-550-9290. Fill out application on line: www.staciespcs.com ENJOY CAREGIVING? Wild about eating healthy? Don’t mind working hard? We are looking for dedicated people to care for others using a holistic approach. We care for 6 people with various challenges. Multi-tasking a must. 15-20 hours/week available. • Full-time available soon. Call Steve: (828) 691-2527. Heart and Hearth Home.
Professional/ Management ASHEVILLE AREA MANAGER Does working for a leading community based organization with a tradition of commitment and service excellence sound like the challenge you are seeking? Consider joining the talented professionals where a commitment to excellence is deeply rooted in a strong sense of tradition. Our business model revolves around keeping a strong community based business. This individual is responsible for managing all aspects of a branch sales and operations including: overall profitability, customer service, sales, asset management, EHS compliance, personnel management, and staffing, training, and community relations. Use your experience, education, and knowledge to set a positive leadership model for a multi-location retail operation. Direct management of multiple locations regarding, personnel, operation, and cash management. Responsibilities • Oversee location operations including overall sales and profitability. • Prepare location sales forecast and budget; manage P&L statement. • Ensure effective inventory management. • Supervise, train, assist and coach associates. • Coordinate with Customer Service Manager to ensure effective customer service delivery. • Ensure environmental health and safety compliance Requirements • Bachelor’s degree, preferably in Business Management or a related field • Five plus years of retail sales and operations management experience • Verifiable track record of progressively responsible positions along career path • Excellent sales management, customer service, employee training and development, public relations and personnel management skills • Experience reading and interpreting P&L statements and ability to operate within budget • Ability to produce results in a fast-paced environment • Familiarity with environmental, health, and safety compliance • Effective written and verbal communication skills and proven ability to lead, coach and motivate a team • Computer skill proficiency with MS Office Must have vehicle in which to perform company business and provide copies of: Valid NC driver’s license, current insurance certificate and safety inspection report. Please send resume and cover letter to: ashevilleprofessionalsea rch@gmail.com
DIRECTOR OF FINANCE AND HUMAN RESOURCES MANNA FoodBank seeks fulltime, experienced non-profit professional to manage all financial activity and oversee Finance and HR Department. Competitive salary and excellent benefits. For a full job description including qualifications needed, please visit www.mannafoodbank.org. Please provide a cover letter with your resume. No phone calls or walk-ins. Application deadline is June 19. EOE GOODWILL CAREER OPPORTUNITY • STORE MANAGER Asheville, NC. Lead a team for one of our Asheville based stores. Requires valid North Carolina Driver License. Education: High School Diploma or equivalent preferred. Experience: Must have 3+year management experience in a 4+ staff member store having cash control responsibility. Hours: Stores are open Mon-Sat from 8am-8pm and open 1pm on Sundays. Reference: 544 Fax: 828-771-2175 ksampson@goodwillnwnc .org EOE. m/f/d/v. INSURANCE MANAGEMENT Bankers Life and Casualty Company, one of the largest and most respected companies in the insurance industry is currently seeking individuals interested in entry-level insurance sales positions. Ambition, intelligence, integrity and a strong work ethic will lead qualified individuals into management positions within three months to one year. Our associate managers earn $60,000 to $100,000 per year with top performing managers earning $200,000+. For additional information visit www.bankerslife.com, or please call Rikki Metcalf at (704) 940-1360 to arrange an interview. RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT MANAGER, MOUNTAIN HOUSING OPPORTUNITIES Private nonprofit community development corporation seeks professional for marketing and fundraising. B.A. in related field, at least 2-5 years experience. EOE. Mail cover letter and resume w/salary requirements and references received by June 26 to: Scott Dedman, Executive Director, Mountain Housing Opportunities, 64 Clingman Avenue, Suite 101, Asheville, NC 28801. Full job ad at www.mtnhousing.org
Teaching/ Education ASSISTANT TEACHER • LEAD TEACHER Full-time, must have child care experience, NC child care credentials. Lead Teachers must also have Associates in EC. Apply at kallen@iwcnc.org, fax 828274-1582 or 916 W. Chapel Road, Asheville. EOE.
EARLY CHILDHOOD RESEARCH ASSISTANT The Orelena Hawks Puckett Institute is hiring a full-time Early Childhood Research Assistant to assist in research projects related to young children’s learning and development. The successful applicant will assist in the conduct of research syntheses, the collection of data, data entry, and related duties. The position requires a bachelor’s degree in early childhood, psychology, sociology or a related field and two years of relevant experience. A master’s degree and relevant experience is preferred. Send a vita or resume, letter of interest describing one’s qualifications, and a salary history to Tracy Masiello, Ph.D., Orelena Hawks Puckett Institute, 8 Elk Mountain Road, Asheville, NC 28804 or by email to jobs@puckett.org. The position includes a liberal fringe benefits package, including paid health insurance and retirement. MUSIC INSTRUCTOR SUBSTITUTE Part-Time. Hanger Hall School is seeking a part-time Music Instructor to teach vocal music for 6 weeks starting in September. Music classes are held 3 days/week for grades 6-8 for a total of approximately 12 hours/week. Email resume to brigittab@hangerhall.org
Jobs Wanted ATTENTION ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPALS!!!!!! Musical Theatre? Directed! • Family Science Night? Coordinated! • Helicopter Parents? Handled! NBCT Seeks 2nd or 3rd Grade Position for 2009 School Year * National Board Certified, Early Childhood Generalist, 2005 * 5 Years Math/Science/Aerospace Magnet * 10 Years Visual and Performing Arts Magnet * Fund Raising/Grant Writing * Excellent classroom management skills! * Teacher of the Year 2003, San Pedro Peninsula Chamber of Commerce. For complete resume packet, please contact Valerie at vamarott@bellsouth.net
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2009 • DON’T JUST SURVIVE • Thrive! Snelling delivers results with staffing expertise that connects people and businesses with the power to thrive! snelling.com/asheville/ application UNDERCOVER SHOPPERS Get paid to shop. Retail and dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality and customer service. Earn up to $100/day. Please call 1-800-720-0576.
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Business Opportunities BEST HOME-BASED BUSINESS EVER! It’s fun; it’s simple; it’s lucrative. To hear 3-minute message, call 1-866-257-3105, code 1. BIZ OP • Want to purchase minerals and other oil/gas interest. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201 GREEN TECHNOLOGY COMPANY Expanding grass roots effort seeking dedicated people to work from home. Part-time, fulltime. 1-888-458-1670. mybioprohealth @gmail.com LAUGH AT MONEY WORRIES FOREVER! Amazing cash leveraging system! Create “Sick Amounts Of Money” by turning $25 into mega fortune. WhenMoneyMoves.com
Announcements ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Rick at 202289-8484. (AAN CAN) ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Mountain Xpress Classifieds at (828) 251-1333. (AAN CAN) HAIR MODELS Seeking models willing to change their hair styles. Interested? Please email: verveasalon@yahoo.com Lizzie McB • Happy Birthday! I love you. Call your Dad. Looking for Family in Buncombe • Born 6/22/65 in Asheville. Put up for adoption. Boy. Birth mother would be 75yrs and father 88yrs. Help me find my people. Any info, wassonapark@yahoo.com
PHYSICIAN JOINS COMMUNITY FAMILY PRACTICE Community Family Practice, PA is proud to announce the affiliation of a new partner, Lauren Livingston, M.D. Dr. Livingston will begin seeing patients on August 3, 2003. Dr. Livingston completed undergraduate studies at Davidson College and attended Duke University School of Medicine. She completed her training at the MAHEC Family Practice Residency Program in Asheville. Dr. Livingston is accepting patients of all ages and appointments can be made by calling CFP at 254-2444. Community Family Practice is located at 260 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, North Carolina. WOMEN, Earn $18k-$30k for 6 egg donations with the largest, most experienced Agency in US. Call: 800-444-7119 or to apply online visit: www.theworldeggbank.com (AAN CAN)
Classes & Workshops LEARN TO MAKE JEWELRY, do Lapidary, do Enameling, and more! Jewelry Gallery Now Open! Silver repairs, 30 Years+ experience. Friday through Sunday, 11a.m. until 5p.m. Earthspeak Arts, 375 Depot Street, Asheville. wechurlik@earthlink.net 828-678-9038, www.earthspeakarts.com
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Bodywork **ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MASSAGE! ** So deep and smooth, or very gentle and easy. Caring, intuitive, professional therapist. $35/hour Asheville special! Visa/MC. Mobile service available. Brett Rodgers LMBT #7557, www.vitalitymassage.net (828) 505-4890
#1 AFFORDABLE MASSAGE CENTER Best rates in town! $29/hour. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology • Classes. Call now for your appointment: (828) 4501049. 1224 Hendersonville Road. Asheville, NC. thecosmicgroove.com BEST MASSAGE IN ASHEVILLE Deep tissue, sports massage, Swedish, esalen. Available in/out. Jim Haggerty, LMBT# 7659. Call (828) 545-9700. www.jhmassage.com
HAND DELIVERING GOOD WORK TO HOMEBODIES & BUSYBODIES IN ASHEVILLE I utilize aspects of several modalities and approaches to better facilitate relaxation, moving through energetic blocks, releasing pain and healing. Travis Jackson, LMBT #4393. 828-772-0719, eyes-of-the-worldmassage@hotmail.com MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic massage, $45/hour. Manual lymph drainage, $65/hour. Lymphedema treatment, $45-$65/hour. 15+ years experience. 828-299-4105. NC License #146. www.uhealth.net MASSAGE for every body. Relaxing environment. Free, easy parking. MC/VISA accepted. Asheville. LMT# 7113. Please call (828) 275-5497. stressbustersmassage @yahoo.com SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town—or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor hot tub; experience the invigorating cold plunge; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists. 299-0999. www.shojiretreats.com STAY RELAXED. Massage therapy at your home/office. 1/2 or 1-hour appointments. Call Sarah Whiteside, LMBT#4741, (828) 279-1050. sarahsgolf@charter.net
Center for Healing Services
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Health & Fitness ROLFING INTEGRATIVE THERAPY • Feel better Look better. Advanced Certified Rolfer offering new techniques combined with Visceral and Cranial Therapies. 828-545 8505. www.allenfrost.com
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TOTALLY AWESOME THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE • Powerful pain relief. Excellent problem solving, stress management and relaxation. Intuitive, knowledgeable, versatile. 23 years experience. LMBT2082. 779-4924.
Counseling Services BODY-MIND PSYCHOTHERAPY Grief and Loss, Trauma, Men’s Issues, Co-dependency, Personal Growth and Excellence. Joseph Howard, MSW, LCSW. Reasonable rates/Sliding scale. 828-651-8646. josehowardmsw@yahoo.com HOLISTIC MENTAL HEALTH THERAPY • Cindy Shealy and Jenny Shealy are Licensed Clinical Social Workers. They offer a sliding scale fee, accept Medicaid and have flexible hours. 828-279-5369. WHEN “TALK THERAPY” IS NOT ENOUGH • Body-Mind Psychotherapy. Experiential approach. Joseph Howard, MSW, Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Reasonable Rates/Sliding Scale. 828-651-8646. josehowardmsw@yahoo.com
Spiritual 2009? NEED MORE MONEY? • ASK NINA Psychic Nina, the Auracle of Asheville: (828) 253-7472 or email asknina@excite.com
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Musical Services AMR STUDIO Audio mastering, mixing and recording. Musical, literary and instructional services. Tunable performance room, on-site video available. (828) 335-9316. www.amrmediastudio.com
ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices. (828) 684-8284 • whitewaterrecording.com CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS • Make beautiful music! All ages and experience levels. Local Asheville area. $20/45 minute lessons. 828-450-0087. CREATE YOUR CD, NOW with an experienced producer/arranger and talented multiinstrumentalist, Erik Kohl. Creative, flexible, and affordable. 828-242-5032. MAKE MUSIC! Guitar- PianoDrums- Bass- SingingBanjo- Mandolin lessons created for you/your child’s interest. Experienced, enthusiastic instructor, Erik… 828-242-5032. SUMMER GUITAR GROUP CLASS in Marshall, NC. Ages 12 and up. To sign up call, (828) 301-8448. ashevilleguitarinstruction.com
Equipment For Sale 2008 Ibanez Prestige RG2550Z Galaxy black. $700 or trade. Mint condition. OHS case. 828-648-5315.
Washburn B-16 Banjo: I am selling my baby. She is about 6 years old. Normal wear on the head and some rusting on the brackets. Hard shell case included. $800, obo. dbanjo@gmail.com
Musicians’ Bulletin Artists Auditions and Bookings Showcase at our weekly events and festivals. Rock, blue grass, ballads, funk, a-Capella, country, musical theater and comedy. aMUSEscene@gmail.com Experienced Drummer Prefer jazz. 828-877-2413. LEAD GUITARIST Must be proficient in Motown and Blues for working band. Call Allan: 669-0807. Looking for Drummer and Pianist • Red Shoes is looking for a jazz pianist and drummer. Contact milliebooking@yahoo.com. Listen here: myspace.com/redshoesville Metal Drummer Wanted Ironside is currently auditioning drummers. Contact the band through www.myspace.com/ironside wnc joey 828-691-9503.
Drum Cases Enduro drum cases. Red. 10” 12” 14” 16” 22” with 53” hardware case. $250. 828-216-3100.
Need Bass Player for new rock/hard rock project. Have drummer, vocalist and guitar. Have rehearsal space. Regular practices, with goal of playing occasional shows. Russell, 828-648-5315.
New Beginner Fiddle $100 Josef Brenamen violin, hardly been played. Great fiddle to start out on. With case, bow, and rosin. 828-545-8472, leave message.
Need Soloist • To accompany singer guitarist on jazz standards, Steely Dan, Stevie Wonder,Brazillian jazz. Must have chops. 299-0598.
New Sonor Force 3007 5pc 9 ply maple Laquer finish. The new hardware 400 series included. List $2099, asking $800. Mike, 828-279-0723.
Seeking Female Vocalist for twice a month gig downtown. Please supply myspace (or similar) page link to view and listen. tifi@charter.net
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A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org ETTA • Brown/black Persianmix. 9 1/2 yrs. Lost N. Asheville-Beaverdam/Spooks Branch area, 5/2. Long hair, gold eyes. Very shy. No collar, but micro-chipped. Much loved! 828-337-7661.
Found Pets BLACK AND WHITE MALE BIRD DOG • Found off Haywood Rd. in West Asheville Memorial Day 273-9722. Brindle Hound Mix • Male brown/black. Founds in Chunns Cove area may 26. No collar,neutered, very timid. Hope to find his owner I cannot keep him. 828-301-4903.
Pets for Adoption ADOPT A PARROT-PHOENIX LANDING • Parrots live a long time, many need new homes. Go to www.phoenixlanding.org for more info. Thanks for helping parrots!
ADOPT GRETTA is a 3-yearold Shepherd mix who was recently rescued with other Hendersonville dogs and cats who were living in poor conditions. Gretta loves people, but is a little grumpy with other dogs. We are hoping the foster can help re-socialize with her own dogs. Gretta is a sweet girl who loves attention and affection. Please open your heart to these wonderful animals who were truly given a second chance at life! To adopt Gretta, or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit animalcompassionnetwork.org
BEAUTIFUL FREE KITTEN 7 week old kitten really needs a safe and healthy home. She is currently living in a small bedroom, needs a home! 636-751-5749. BEAUTIFUL HALF-SIAMESE KITTENS • free to a good home. These playful kittens are 5 weeks old. Annette 828-216-9032. BROTHER WOLF CANINE RESCUE Save a dog’s life! Adopt from Brother Wolf Canine Rescue. 458-7778. www.bwcr.org
Claws Female Domestic Medium Hair/ Mix, 3 months old Animal ID# 7481289
FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! Cats, dogs, & other small animals available for adoption at Asheville Humane Society • 72 Lee’s Creek Road • Asheville, NC • (828) 253-6807 www.ashevillehumane.org
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LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE! End cruel and dangerous constant chaining of dogs in NC! Lobby your state reps to reintroduce legislation addressing dog chaining. For information, contacts and downloads, visit www.crittersong.org
Autos 1985 FORD COUNTRY SQUIRE STATION WAGON • Station Wagon. Runs well. No dents or rust. Interior in good condition. 100k miles. $800, obo. Brandon, 828-215-2858. 1988 BMW 735i 4 door. Good condition. Runs good, needs radiator. $4000. Call 250-2340. 1990 BUICK CENTURY • $900, obo. White and blue exterior. Blue interior. Good condition. 785-304-2526. 1991 OLDS CUTLASS CIERRA White. 100K. Runs, but cracked radiator needs replacing, horn needs help, inside/out condition are great. New tires, hitch, good title. $900. hiwakeup@gmail.com 1993 MAZDA MPV MINI-VAN • $400. Runs but needs new battery and some repairs to pass NC inspection. Alice or Nigel, 828-254-3727. 1995 TOYATA COROLLA SEDAN • Manual. Red. A/C and airbags. 170K miles. Great MPG. Fair condition. Runs but needs some work. $1499, obo. 828-231-0179. 2 Car speakers: JL audio. 6”x9”. $100, paid $195. 423-9500.
BUTTERS IS WAITING Meet Butters, a poodle mix. Butters is available for adoption through Brother Wolf Animal Rescue. Call 458-7778 for more information or see all our adoptable friends at www.bwar.org
William the Wonderful Cat • Is looking for a warm lap to sit on. Good with cats, dogs and kids. Up to date on vaccines. Feluk/FIV neg. Indoors. Declawed/Neutered. Very Sweet. Dot@231-3106
FORD F-150 Teal, 217K, Good tires, new battery, duel fuel tanks. Runs great! Wouldn’t sell,expect I’m moving. Must see! $2,00, obo. 828-776-6696.
MATTRESSES Pillow-top: queen $250, king $350 • Extra firm: queen $175, king $275 • Full: $150 • Twin: $99. New, in plastic. 828-277-2500.
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Pub Table and Chairs • Square pub table (36”) and matching chairs. Solid wood, dark cherry finish. Tall lattice back chairs. 6 months old, great condition. $395. 230-6612.
2008 Coolsports 50cc: No license required. Great condition. Floor brake, push start. Silver/yellow. 3 storage bins. 1200 miles. $795 includes large full face helmet. 551-7479.
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ADOPT CALLIE is a shy little girl who was part of a feral colony. Such a brave one, she was unable to even come out from behind her litter box- but within one week she is lying in a bed and can hardly contain her excitement when someone pets her! She is a curious and courageous cat, and I think she is trying to make up for the lack of love she has had. To adopt Callie or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit
LOST YOUR PET? FOUND A PET? Call Asheville Humane Society, (828) 253-6807, to fill out a missing or found pet report. Visit 72 Lee’s Creek Road, Asheville. www.ashevillehumane.org
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ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away. Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 258-0942 or 215-7232.
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2000 MERCEDES BENZ C230K • Excellent condition with all service records. Green, tan interior. 112,500 miles. $7500. 828-329-2334. 2000 VW PASSAT WAGON V6 • Leather. 9K miles, 2 owners. 6 CD player, all other bells and whistles. $8500, obo. 828-666.4876 or 828-691-7827.
Trucks/Vans/ SUVs F-150 LARIAT XL 4x4. Loaded, low milage, sunroof, pd, pl, ps, pw, tan leather interior, black exterior, towpkg, great condition. $10,750, obo. 828-230-2517. Weaverville.
Automotive Services WE’LL FIX IT AUTOMOTIVE • Honda and Acura repair. Half price repair and service. ASE and factory certified. Located in the Weaverville area. Please call 828-275-6063 for appointment.
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Appliances AFFORDABLE APPLIANCES • Stoves • Refrigerators/Freezers • Washers • Dryers • Repairs • Pickup/Delivery • Se Habla Espanol • Preguntale Por Bonnie: (828) 258-7355. Uncle Joe’s Used Appliances
Computers Dell Laptop • Dell Inspiron 5150 laptop. 60 gb. hard drive, wireless, exc. condition. $269. 828-274-1032. Dell Laptop • Dell Latitude D800, 60 gb. hard drive, wireless, exc. condition. $339. 828-274-1032.
Firewood Firewood • Need wood for your chiminea? Buy great wood split to fit your nifty patio place or stock up for the winter. Toy Tacoma. $100, delivered and stacked. 545-7062.
General Merchandise 1 Bonnaroo Ticket. $245 face value plus fees. No profit for me. 674-1296. CRAFTERS CANOPY TENT 10x10. EZ Upshelter. Folds to 48 inches. 3 sidewalls. $80. Plus dolly $20. 505-0186. sewstar7@yahoo.com PROTECT YOUR FAMILY Get a free GE alarm system with no installation fee and no equipment costs. Most homeowners will receive an insurance discount as well. Mention this ad and get 2 free keychain remotes. Promotional code A02087. Call 888-951-5158. (AAN CAN). Singer Model 15-125 Sewing Machine • In fourdrawer oak cabinet, buttonhole attachment. Needs new motor. $5.
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2007 Cannondale F7: Silver, large mountain bike, great condition, helmet, warranty. $300, obo. 337-7261.
Huge Moving Sale 62 Mildred Ave in the heart of West Asheville off of Haywood Rd. Sat. 6/13, 8amuntil. Appliances, furniture, and much more! Don’t miss it!
55CM ROAD BIKE • Miele Italian design. $350. 336-624-4987. Vintage Schwinn Boy’s Bicycle 1970’s Sting-Ray Pixie. Fire engine red, great condition,new tires and training wheels. $200. 828-772-0702.
Sporting Goods Alumacraft Jon Boat • 2008 14’. 5hp B/S motor, galvanize trailer, trolling motor fishing seats, casting deck, storage. Will trade for golf cart or $1700. 216-0726 or 582-4487.
Furniture Astra Bed • Paid $2000 3 months ago. Selling for $500. Just like temperpedic. Looks great. BLONDE53515@msn.com LARGE SLEEPER COUCH Good condition. Colored flowers on blue, doesn’t match new rug, must sell. Excellent mattress. $250. • Solid dark blue removable cover, free. Call (828) 254-9154.
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