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p. 10 Welcome to Beer City How much does Asheville like beer? So much that the city was recently voted (along with Portland) Beer City USA. How did Asheville suds rise to the top? And how’s about a Beer City Bash to celebrate? Cover design by Carrie Lare Photograph by Jonathan Welch Beer courtesy Asheville Brewing Co.

news 14 No relieF? Buncombe Commissioners postpone property-tax revaluation.

16 Gov in the house Perdue visits to sound off at education budget rally

18 not your average meathead An ASKville with Preston Marks

arts&entertainment 52 Earnest art music Asheville’s Shane Perlowin starts the Open Letter series, bringing avant-garde jazz to Asheville

53 economic demi-detourne Terpsicorps collaborates with Firecracker Jazz Band on Recession Blues

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letters A life spent on a chain is unacceptable A well trained, loved dog will give you back far more than he ever asks for. A dog will put his life on the line for its owner and will gladly help both the blind and disabled. All it asks for, aside from the basics, is a little attention, some exercise, a warm, dry bed and most importantly your company. Sadly this is not provided to so many dogs in this area. I have been shocked since moving here from England to witness the conditions that dogs are allowed to be kept in: Breeds from poodles to Dobermans are held captive on heavy chains. I have seen the same dogs left for years like this. When you think that they could live up to 17 years (but probably won’t) in this same awful manner, it is just too sad to think about. Left out in the snow, rain and hot sun — whoever said this was acceptable? They must have never shared the company of a dog, or have no heart. I work in a local school, with beautiful children who lack compassion for animals; I could share some awful stories. We all know that if you have a good relationship and strong feelings for animals, you normally have that same empathy for your fellow man. These children tell me that their parents are getting another dog that will go outside on a chain, to be used as a source of income from its puppies. We already have way too many dogs in Buncombe County; thousands are killed every year. This has to be stopped. Yes, it might be hard to enforce, but other states and counties have done so.

Our City Council needs to change the laws and do the same. Please write to Mayor Bellamy and other Council members, before July 1, asking for that change. Be the voice that these wonderful animals need. Thank you. — Karen Untalan Arden

Basilica’s big idea makes good sense Kudos to parishioner Matt Mores for the hotel plan on the city-owned property across from the Basilica. It makes a great deal of sense. I hope something like it actually gets built. Good luck to the Basilica, the McKibbon Group and the city. — Steve Woolum Asheville

For whom the cell tolls It was last Halloween when I first knew something was wrong. I was at my friend’s house, talking with her 7-year-old daughter, who was dressed as Superman (she didn’t dig Wonder Woman’s “invisible plane”). Me: “So, when you come out of the phone booth, who are you going to be? Claire Kent?” Her: “What’s a phone booth?” About a month later, I was walking out of the post office, but as I held the door open for the lady behind me I did not hear the customary “Thank you”. Maybe, she’s having a crappy day, I thought to myself. Next, I noticed that [her use of] turn sig-

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nals had totally disappeared. Were they deemed uncool, like Velcro shoes? Surely I wasn’t that out of touch with youth. But, I wasn’t truly frightened until last week at Ingle’s. There I was minding my own business in the canned meat aisle, when I saw them. Immediately I noticed their “Night of the Living Dead” gait towards me. It was a mother and her two daughters, zombie texting both at the same time. I swerved my cart hard to the left, slamming my back up against the Beanie Weenies as this Blackberry train of shame staggered obliviously by. And that’s when it hit me: Maybe they were texting each other? Maybe that’s how we’ve always communicated with each other? I now live in a Twilight Zone episode. Some days I feel like Rowdy Rowdy Piper and wish I had never found those sunglasses. As I stand in the checkout line watching the guy in front of me argue with his cellphone, I wonder: Maybe I’m on Candid Camera and this isn’t real? That couple in the restaurant pressing cold lumps of electronic plastic against their faces is normal. The husband calling his wife from across the store is just pulling my leg. Some days, depending on the ring tone, I can actually hear the moral fabric of society tearing. Maybe I’m mad because I hate rudeness, or maybe its because cellphones are slowly turning me into Abe Simpson — but it seems like some people are so self-absorbed they forget they are sharing a road, bank, Waffle House with other humans — Oh, wait a second, my phone’s ringing. — Paul Mayer Asheville

Let the living honor the dead in Pack Square park A lot of people are in an uproar — well, maybe it’s just me, and you other folks are mesmerized by your televisions — about our downtown park, Pack Square, being fenced off for renovations for years, while the projected cost of this curiously noncity project escalates from 6 million to 27 million dollars. A $450,000 veterans memorial is to be built in the park. Those folks in charge of the renovations, who are paid over $200,000 a year, somehow were not aware of the planned $230,000 veterans memorial — now newly completed — at Memorial Stadium, three-quarters of a mile away. My idea is for a living memorial to our vet-

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For other Molton cartoons, check out our Web page at www.mountainx.com/cartoons erans, many of whom are still living. Go visit the local VA hospital and imagine building a $450,000 memorial on the lawn outside, while funding for VA hospitals dwindles as the ranks of wounded veterans skyrocket — due to Bush’s illegal war. The costs, in trillions of dollars for this war — and for the care of our wounded vets for the next 60 years — boggles the mind and will cripple our fine nation, regardless of the current economic meltdown. My proposed monument would be made of living people. Picture 10 or 20 women, dressed in black, standing silently by Vance Monument every Friday from 5 to 6 p.m. The city of Asheville could give this group a grant of, say, $300 a week, to be our living monument. If 15 women participate, that’s $20 an hour for each — a living wage! And this righteous group of women could donate the $300 to the city of Asheville, which certainly could use the money. A win-win situation, no? — Catherine Wheel Asheville

Start from within to build your utopia Christopher Webb, your commentary [“A Stranger in Paradise,” June 10 Xpress] is brilliant.

And, I appreciate your ability to believe that idealistic realities still exist — especially after having returned from an unarguably hellish circumstance. I, too, have held on to this belief that a utopian idea lives and breathes here in this region of the country. I have learned that it does. It’s located directly beneath this breastplate called the sternum. Thanks to people like you, others can glimpse it and make it their own. This is how it persists in a place like Asheville and Western North Carolina — or anywhere, for that matter. Positive-mindedness, visualizations and affirmations are a vital part of the creation of our community and the kind of work we do. And its true synthesis increases as we create it together. For example, Christopher, I have returned from a “war” of sorts, and am now sifting out the negativity from those experiences. I do it with words and affirmations, and the pictures they create. Below is an example I am creating. It is dedicated to you for your willingness to believe in something. You are a great soldier. Thanks. My employers are working for me as well. They all like me and find ways to reward me for my talents. I love doing the same for them. Creativity is abounding, thanks to my many

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friends and coworkers, employers and employees. We all work together harmoniously. We find joy with every breath. Our children are involved in what we are creating. Children always participate in the activities that bring so much prosperity to our community. Our wealth is multiplying continually. We all feel so fortunate. We are fortunate. Everyone is finding solutions to the challenges of our work. Finding solutions is an important part of our work, and we find joy in that as well. There is plenty of room for more of us to work together. Our environment continues to flourish. It’s clean. It’s safe. We all have plenty of time to be outside and work along with the chirping of birds, the bouncing of squirrels and rabbits and any creature we desire. Our universe has no limits. Everyone is employed just as much or as little as he or she desires. — Jason A. Hagan Asheville

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Buncombe County GOP Chairman Dr. Tim Johnson has been extremely successful in growing the Buncombe County Republican Party, pushing technology and increasing diversity. You can hear the passion in Tim’s voice when he speaks of conservatism. And you can hear his passion when he speaks to today’s youth and minorities about the lies the Democrats tell for votes. I have never seen so many young people in the BCGOP until now. Chairman Johnson has attracted Libertarians,

independents and even Democrats to listen to a conservative viewpoint. He has succeeded in changing the minds of these people and they have registered as Republicans. He has energized conservatives who have almost given up hope and has inspired them to stand up and fight. To some long-time party Republicans, bringing in new people from different political backgrounds is unacceptable. Even I am on record for lashing out against Libertarians. But Tim knows, as I now know, that it is going to take everyone to save the United States from the socialist regime of Obama, his lies and cultist followers. Being in politics for a very long time, I know that activist liberals and unprincipled Republicans will come after Johnson and his family with everything they have because Chairman Johnson’s leadership is a direct threat to the local and state Democratic party and to those RINO Republicans who pick up the crumbs of the Democrats. My recommendation to those people is to bring it on! Chairman Johnson is a fighter. A fighter for the moral character, truth and traditional values of Americans. The Democrats have become so corrupt and un-American that their vengeance will show their ugly face and more people will wake up to fight them. On behalf of The Carolina Stompers, we stand behind Chairman Johnson and we congratulate him as he is now the new vice chairman of the North Carolina State Republican Party. — Chad Nesbitt, Chairman, The Carolina Stompers Leicester

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Rampant development threatens to jettison our quality of life by Jesse Junior Have you noticed all the concrete being poured in and around Asheville? It’s got to be enough to build a couple of small Third World cities. For starters, the amount spent on the architectural monument to bad taste that will soon replace all the green space that once graced City/County Plaza would surely have been put to better use building streets and libraries in some Third World country, but I digress. The various commissions, commissioners and City Council have decided in their wisdom that what’s needed to increase Asheville’s tax base and the economic viability of the city and county is not more green space but more CONCRETE — exactly what tourists come here to see. Interesting choice. The hotel/condo tower going up on the former Chamber of Commerce site, the hotel proposed by the McKibbon chain (which would block the historic Basilica of St. Lawrence), and the Ellington hotel and condos (approved but yet to break ground): Man, that’s

leaderless — ship of state. But sometimes, the answer to a problem such as stopping the wholesale development, sale and paving over of where we live is very simple indeed. During a recent conversation with others of like mind — you know, those hippie treehugging progress-obstructers — one of them observed, “The greenest building is the one already built.” How obvious, particularly given developers’ penchant for dangling the “green carrot” in front of City Council, the Board of Commissioners and the various planning bodies. Every one of these projects, it seems, will be LEED-certified and will feature affordable housing, solar hot water, trees, etc. — everything the developers feel commissioners and Council members need to hear in order to justify approval. Ironically, however, by pursuing more and more high-rise, high-density projects, with their inherent and inevitable destruction and “degreening” of the environment, these developers defeat whatever negligible benefits the green carrot might provide.

The recent political three-card monte scheme that City Council is trying to slip by us in the Downtown Master Plan merely emphasizes our current political morass. a lot of concrete! I’m sensing a pattern here. Maybe our commissions and elected officials have a grand strategic plan that they’re saving to surprise us with — like the statistics used to justify approving building after development after building in the midst of an economic recession/depression (depending on your point of view). I am, of course, being facetious: It’s obvious these leaders are out of their depth when it comes to city planning in the new economic reality, and we’re on a rudderless — and, more importantly,

But what if some of the developers now salivating over the gold mine that they perceive Asheville to be took existing local buildings and made them LEED-certified and green, using what’s already here instead of using up more natural resources and destroying ever more of the environment? Recycle, as it were. There are many local structures that could be rehabbed and/or renovated — sparing our remaining green space (which is Asheville/ Buncombe’s real economic engine) the environmental trauma of being paved and concreted

over. A critic observed that if people like me had their way, Asheville would never progress but would be stuck in the past economically — and I would probably not have been able to live here. Maybe so. Having been in far less desirable places, however, I know how fragile and precious a thing a place like this is. We need leadership that also understands this, and their prime directive and political motivation should be to preserve what we have. The recent political three-card monte scheme that City Council is trying to slip by us in the Downtown Master Plan merely emphasizes our current political morass. Allowing commissions composed of (what else?) developers, real-estate and other business interests to have the final say concerning proposed downtown development would abrogate Council’s responsibility and limit public input. And yet, though it may not seem so, I remain optimistic, in spite of the insultingly transparent attempts by certain political leaders to jury-rig the approval process so they can avoid confronting tough decisions. I’ve lived long enough to see signs saying “colored in the balcony” give way to the United States’ first African-American president — and to see myself living in the South and loving it. So I still have faith, if perhaps not much patience. We have an election approaching, and hey — things could change. It’s not easy being green, but green is the color of spring, and green can be cool and friendly like, and green can be big like an ocean or important like a mountain or tall like a tree. And if green is all there is to be, it can make you wonder. But why wonder, why wonder? I want Asheville green. It’s beautiful, and it’s what it should be (apologies to Kermit). I could be wrong, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. X

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How Asheville built its reputation as Beer City USA by Jason Sandford Oscar Wong sent all of it down the drain. All 6,000 gallons of it. Every drop — 193-1/2 barrels, or 375 pint glasses — of perfectly decent beer flushed away. It was 1994, and the fledgling Highland Brewing Co. was struggling to stay alive in the cramped, dank basement below Barley’s Tap Room on Biltmore Avenue. Wong could ill afford to take the loss. But he also knew he couldn’t afford to serve an average ale. “I thought quality was the only way to go,” says Wong, a retired engineer with a penchant for the precise. “It was drinkable, but it just wasn’t on the mark.” From those inauspicious beginnings, Wong and his colleagues built a reputation for brewing quality beer, as well as running a dynamic business. Asheville’s first brewery — Wong calls it the city’s first legal brewery, with a nod to the mountains’ bootlegging legacy — set the standard, and others soon followed. Buncombe County alone now boasts seven craftbrewing operations, with two more set to open later this summer. Related businesses have benefited from those operations. Restaurants with dozens of beer taps buzz with locals and tourists alike. The dozen-year-old Brewgrass Festival is one of the toughest tickets in town. Asheville’s beer boutiques ship local product nationwide. Another local busi-

ness leads brewery tours, and farmers in the area are being urged to grow hops as an alternative crop. Even local bakeries and ice-cream shops are getting into the act, incorporating handmade beer into their recipes. Asheville has more breweries per capita than such standout U.S. beer destinations as Portland — which Asheville tied in a recent online poll conducted by beer guru Charlie Papazian, the founder of the Great American Beer Festival, the American Homebrewers Association and the Association of Brewers. The unscientific poll, which named Asheville the East Coast’s “Beer City USA,” carries little actual weight. But seeing Asheville hold its own against a city eight times its size did send beer enthusiasts atwitter. And for local beer producers and consumers alike, the designation has become a point of pride and celebration — 15 years after Asheville’s sewage pipes were christened with a mediocre batch of handmade brew. “It’s a nice acknowledgment that Asheville competes with other great beer cities,” says Asheville Citizen-Times writer Tony Kiss, who’s covered the local brewing scene since its inception and pens the weekly Beer Guy column. “It probably drew some more outside attention to Asheville’s beer scene, and maybe there will be more.”

Tiger by the tail Wong saw an untapped market in Asheville when he cranked up Highland. Today, he’s just

The annual Brewgrass Festival, a celebration of craft brewing, started in 1997 and was the brainchild of Barley’s Tap Room proprietor Doug Beatty. The event draws 3,000 beer lovers and dozens of brewers from across the country. photo by anne fitten glenn

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Where your beer comes from: Oscar Wong, a retired engineer, moved to Asheville from Charlotte and started up Asheville’s first brewery, Highland Brewing Co., in 1994. “It’s hardass work, but there’s a sense of accomplishment when the day’s done.” photo by Jason Sandford

trying to keep up with his brewers, his distributors and his competition. “I’ve got a tiger by the tail,” he reports. “Everybody thinks its fun to own a brewery. More accurately, I’m owned by a brewery, but I do enjoy it. It’s hard-ass work, but there’s a sense of accomplishment when the day’s done.” Kiss, a beer aficionado who’s done as much as anyone to promote the local beer scene, says the camaraderie and competition mean “You can’t get away with selling bad beer in Asheville.” Beer enthusiast Sean Lilly Wilson also saw potential in craft beer, albeit at the state level. He led a grass-roots campaign, Pop the Cap, that prompted the General Assembly to raise the maximum allowable alcohol by volume in N.C. beer from 6 percent to 15 percent. “The beer scene was already well under way” in Asheville, says Wilson, when Pop the Cap opened the floodgates for creative beer-makers. “It added fuel to the fire to get things going.” Wilson, who left the Pop the Cap organization to promote craft beers and is preparing to open Fullsteam Brewing in Durham later this year, says Asheville’s walkability, its residents’ do-it-yourself mentality and its tourist-friendly reputation all make it a great beer city in a great beer state. Wilson sees brewers in Asheville and around the state delving deeper into the concepts of eating local. His own beer concoctions use everything from local rhubarb and sweet potatoes to South Carolina scuppernong grapes. “The more we do to turn this into an agricultural

and tourism story, the better. That’s the model of success in the wine industry, and it’s good for agricultural and it’s good for tourism,” he says. “Really, the fun has just begun with all this.”

Room for growth That kind of creativity will only continue as craft brewers seek to grow their 4 or 5 percent share of the overall beer market, predicts Julie Atallah, coowner of downtown Asheville’s Bruisin’ Ales beer store. The business ships Asheville brews across the U.S., and interest is growing. “I think we’re going to see more of a push for organic products,” Atallah says. “The other big thing is just experimentation, and I think our local breweries are doing a great job of that. You can always go to a brewery and find a new beer you’ve never heard of. Asheville has a lot of room for growth.” Atallah and others also cite the recent formation of the Asheville Brewers Alliance as another sign of the city’s maturing craft-brewing scene. Born about four months ago with membership limited to Asheville brewers, the alliance has since expanded to include those in surrounding areas, such as Pisgah Brewing in Black Mountain, Catawba Brewing in Morganton and Heinzelmännchen Brewing in Sylva. Members provide mutual support and work together to market their products. Alliance member Mike Rangel of Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. told Kiss the group plans to invite Portland drinkers to Asheville and establish a brewer’s exchange via a sort of “sister-beer-city”

program. The June 26 beer bash at The Orange Peel (see “Party Like We Live in Beer City”) will serve as the alliance’s official coming-out party. And while Asheville’s strong showing in the Beer City USA polling marks another milestone in the city’s brewing history, for beer lovers, it’s really the bigger picture that counts most. “I think the whole idea of caring where your beer comes from and how it is made is a good thing,” Papazian wrote in announcing the results of his poll, which saw 16,000 voters from around the world cast ballots. “It will be essential for maintaining the great beer choices we have in the USA.”

Key dates in local beer history • 1880s: Saloons thrive around Pack Square, and beer flows from taps and bottles at several popular bars in local hostelries, including the Glen Rock, Berkeley and Battery Park hotels. The Grand Central Hotel, operated by S.R. Chedester and his son on North Main Street (now Biltmore Avenue), notes that it sells Bass & Co.’s Dublin Pale Ale, Guiness Extra Foreign Stout and Dublin Porter. Businessman W.O. Muller touts the fact that he was the first to introduce Anheuser-Busch lager to Asheville. And George Sorrells, proprietor of the Eagle Saloon on South Main Street (now Broadway), offered ale, porter and beer on “draught” and dubbed himself “a gentleman of the strictest probity.” • 1895: An Asheville Daily Citizen advertisement for the Carolina Wine and Liquor Stores on North Main and College streets lists the following beers for sale: Budweiser, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Rochester, Everards, Schlitz and Dixie. • 1907: Voters in the small mountain outpost of Asheville vote to close down beer-peddling saloons and liquor distilleries; the next year, the state of North Carolina follows suit. According to longtime Asheville Citizen-Times columnist Bob Terrell, Asheville was the first town in the state to vote down alcohol, a move he tied to the 1906 rampage by drunken desperado Will Harris, who shot and killed five people in downtown Asheville that November. • 1919: The 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is ratified, enabling the national prohibition of the sale of liquor. That move fired up a thriving mountain moonshine market, and beer in Asheville became an afterthought. • 1933: State lawmakers once again legalize the sale of beer, fruit juices and light wines. The same year, a national movement to undo prohibition gathers momentum and the federal prohibition is repealed. Asheville beer lovers certainly celebrate. • 1935: Famed writer F. Scott Fitzgerald spends the summer writing in Asheville. In his room at the Grove Park Inn, where he does his work, he detours from gin by drinking as many as 30 beers a day. His secretary later writes: “I haven’t ever, before or since, seen such quantities of beer displayed in such a place. Each trash basket was full of empties. So was the tub in one of the baths. Stacks of cases served as tables for manuscripts, books, supplies of paper.” • 1978: President Jimmy Carter legalizes home

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Bruisin’ Ales, a beer store specializing in craft brews, opened on Broadway in downtown Asheville in 2006, becoming a popular outlet for local brewers and beer drinkers. The store features a monthly beer tasting and works closely with brewers to promote their beer. photo by anne fitten glenn

brewing in the U.S., giving beer lovers in Asheville and elsewhere license to buy some yeast and hops and start experimenting in the garage or basement. • 1993: Smoky Mountain Brewing Co. opens in Waynesville. A small operation launched by enthusiastic home brewers, it soon closes. But Asheville is jealous. • 1994: Oscar Wong and partner John McDermott open Highland Brewing in the basement of Barley’s Tap Room on Biltmore Avenue. The bold move marks the official birth of Asheville’s craft-brewing scene, setting the local beer-quality bar high. • 1997: The Blue Rooster, Asheville’s first brewery/restaurant, opens on Biltmore Avenue next to Barley’s. A venture of Wong’s featuring Highland beers exclusively, it closes a year later. - On Patton Avenue, Laughing Seed Café co-owner Joe Eckert opens Jack of the Wood pub/restaurant/brewery downstairs. - The inaugural Brewgrass Festival is held. • 1998: Mike Rangel opens Two Moons Brew ’n’ View in the former twin movie theater. The following year, the name is changed to Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. The operation combines second-run movies and first-rate beer and pizza. • 2001: French Broad Brewing Co. opens on Fairview Road, featuring a small but friendly tasting room and European-style beers. • 2004: Dieter Kuhn and Sheryl Rudd start up Heinzelmännchen Brewery in Sylva. Asheville takes notice of what is then the only WNC brewery west of the city. • 2005: Co-owners Jason Caughman and Dave Quinn open Pisgah Brewing Co. in Swannanoa, the first local brewery to produce certified-organic beer. - Green Man Ales, Jack of the Wood’s brewery, moves its operation to Buxton Avenue downtown and opens a tasting room called Dirty Jack’s.

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• August 2005: “Pop the Cap” legislation takes effect statewide. Raising the maximum allowable alcohol content for beer and other malt beverages sold in the state from 6 percent to 15 percent by volume, the law clears the way for a new generation of beers and beer-making. • 2006: Highland Brewing moves its operation to warehouse space in east Asheville, next to Blue Ridge Motion Pictures, and expands. - Local entrepreneurs Mark and Trish Lyons launch the Asheville Brews Cruise, which ferries beer lovers from brewery to brewery. • May 30, 2008: The Wedge Brewing Co. opens in Asheville’s River Arts District. Owner Tim Schaller teams up with former Green Man brewer Carl Melissas, who is known for his Belgian-style beers. • February 2009: Asheville-based brewers come together to create the Asheville Brewers Alliance, an organization dedicated to promoting the area’s every-growing beer scene. • March 2009: OysterHouse Brewing, a microbrewery inside the Lobster Trap restaurant, opens in downtown Asheville. • Summer 2009: Projected opening for Lexington Avenue Brewery. In the works for two years, the restaurant/bar/brewery is being installed in the former T.S. Morrison’s store on Lexington Avenue. Brewmeister Ben Pierson used to work for Green Man. • Summer 2009: Projected opening date for Craggie Brewing Co. on Hilliard Avenue, just around the corner from Asheville Brewing’s Coxe Avenue premises. Co-owners Bill Drew and Jonathon Cort both formerly worked for Highland Brewing. X Jason Sandford can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 115, or at jsandford@mountainx.com.

They rock, they make movies about beer: Triangle-based Rat Jackson â&#x20AC;&#x201D; also producers of the Beer Yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;all documentary â&#x20AC;&#x201D; opens the Beer City Bash. Also performing are Wilsin and Floating Action.

Party like we live in Beer City Victory is a happy thing. Or in the case of Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s triumphant win (tie, actually) as Beer City USA, a hoppy thing. And to celebrate, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re throwing a party. Bruisinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Ales, The Orange Peel, Mountain Xpress and the Asheville Brewers Alliance are blowing it out with the Beer City Bash on Friday, June 26. Eight local breweries will supply kegs of their finest. Three bands will be rocking our faces. And the $10 ticket gets you two 9-ounce craft brews, a raffle ticket and the fine sounds of Rat Jackson, Wilsin and Floating Action (plus gallons of ale-tastic camaraderie. In honor of the occasion, all the draft lines at The Orange Peel will pour local brews.

The beers â&#x20AC;˘ Asheville Pizza and Brewing: Ninja Porter and Asheville Amber â&#x20AC;˘ Catawba Valley Brewing Co.: Firewater IPA and Blackwater Uber Pale Ale â&#x20AC;˘ French Broad Brewing Co.: Wee-Heavy-er and 13 Rebels ESB â&#x20AC;˘ Green Man Brewing Co.: IPA and ESB â&#x20AC;˘ Highland Brewing Company: Oatmeal Porter and Cattail Peak Wheat â&#x20AC;˘ OysterHouse Brewery (Lobster Trap): IPA â&#x20AC;˘ Wedge Brewing Co.: Payneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pale Ale â&#x20AC;˘ Pisgah Brewing Co.: Pisgah Pale and Solstice Tripel.

With us in spirit will be Craggie Brewing and the Lexington Avenue Brewery. Both will soon have permits to sellâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; watch for these additions to the local beer scene.

The bands â&#x20AC;˘ Rat Jackson: These bluesgarage rockers also made the documentary film Beer Yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;all (all about N.C. craft beer) â&#x20AC;˘ Wilsin: This groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s soulful sounds tore up the stage at last monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mountain Sports Festival â&#x20AC;˘ Floating Action: Elements of bossa nova, dub, folk, blues, garage, soul, gospel and country. Definitely dance music, says frontman Seth Kauffman, and the crowd at the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent CD release at the Grey Eagle proved it (read Soundtrack on page 60). The backstory: Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beer community rallied last month to earn the title of Beer City East, after tying with monster competitor Portland, Ore. The poll was conducted at Examiner.com by Charlie Papazian. One of the biggest names in the beer world, he founded the American Homebrewers Association, the Association of Brewers and the Great American Beer Festival. Now letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s celebrate! â&#x20AC;&#x201D;Â Rebecca Sulock

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Commissioners postpone property-tax revaluation till 2014 june 16 meeting

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by David Forbes On the agenda for the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners’ June 16 meeting, the matter was simply labeled “Resolution Rescinding Resolution 06-08-06,” but what it meant was far more complex, as the commissioners decided to postpone the county’s next property-tax revaluation until 2014. The last revaluation was conducted in 2006 — at the height of the local housing boom – and at that time, the board scheduled the next revaluation for 2010. Since then, however, the economy has declined sharply, led by a flailing housing market. One might expect this to lead to lower property values, and thus lower taxes. But instead, Tax Department Director Gary Roberts asked the board to delay the revaluation, predicting that if it were done next year, homeowners would probably see their property taxes rise by 5 to 7 percent.

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“With the markets changing as quickly as they are, this is not a good time to do a reappraisal,” Roberts told the commissioners. “I don’t like to come to you like this, but I never thought I’d see housing values change the way they have.” Property values, he said, continued to rise during 2007 and part of 2008, and though they’ve since declined some, they’re still higher than they were in 2006, according to figures from the N.C. Department of Revenue. State law requires counties to revalue property only once every eight years. Counties may choose to do so more recently and can change the schedule at any time, unless current market values are out of line with assessed values by at least 15 percent — in which case a revaluation is mandatory. But the board has been scheduling revaluations every four years, ostensibly in an effort to keep tax values consistent with market values and thus avoid huge, sudden jumps in individual homeowners’ tax bills amid rising prices. “I don’t think our community is anywhere near where the national average is [in terms of the drop in housing prices], but we have had a slight decrease” from the peak of the boom, noted Roberts. “I think it will probably last just a little bit longer.” In its current form, the proposed county budget for the fiscal year that begins July 1 includes $5.9 million in spending cuts and maintains the current tax rate (52.5 cents per $100 of assessed value). Asked if there was a particular type of home or area where values have declined, Roberts told Xpress: “Are there property values that are overvalued or undervalued today? Yes, we

We won’t make as much money,” said Gantt. “But it’s the right thing to do. People are hurting; people are in bad shape. This is the time that no one asked for and no one anticipated, and I think this is a good way to handle it. It’s a fair thing for people that are hurting.” But Enka resident (and longtime Board of Commissioners watchdog) Jerry Rice wasn’t buying. “The only reason I see for delaying is that you’re going to get your money anyway,” he declared. “You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. If property values are going down across the country, rescinding this is a joke. You’re not giving people anything.” Buncombe isn’t the only Western North Carolina county to take this step. Watauga and Haywood counties have also delayed their revaluations.

Waste not want not Buncombe County’s Solid Waste Services Department also came forward to discuss planned improvements and the need to increase the monthly trash-hauling fee to about $14.70. “We need this to break even: to service our debt and keep the county’s good credit rating,” Landfill Manager Jerry Mears explained. “Our expenditures have to meet our revenues. A lot of counties are much higher ... than we are. We’re under a majority of counties across the state.” Other county staff confirmed that such an increase would be necessary to continue servicing the department’s debt. A presentation by Waste Engineer Mark Sanford touted increased recycling, a new drainage system that has extended the landfill’s life by more than a decade, and a planned project to harness methane gas from the landfill to generate energy.

Just a phone call away The commissioners also heard a report from the administrators of United Way’s 211 phone line, which steers callers to a variety of social

“You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. If property values are going down across the country, rescinding this is a joke.” Enka

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have appeals every day, and if our citizens truly believe their values are incorrect, we’ll be happy to sit down with them.” On a 4-0 vote, the board delayed the next revaluation until 2014. (Commissioner Holly Jones was on vacation.) “There’s no question that if a citizen has a question, you’re open to discussing the situation,” said Commissioner Carol Peterson, noting that Roberts was recently named “Tax Collector of the Year” by the N.C. Tax Collectors’ Association. “The bottom line is that, in tough economic times, this is the better course of action,” asserted Commissioner K. Ray Bailey. Board Chair David Gantt, meanwhile, touted the move as a way to save taxpayers money. “A lot of tax collectors wouldn’t come in and make this request, because it probably hurts us:

services and has seen a substantial increase in the number of calls. “The face of the person who is asking for help is changing – these are people that haven’t had to ask for help before,” 211 Director Rachael Nygaard of United Way told the board. “It’s tough; people are struggling. Our call volume is up 12 percent. People are asking for help for the first time, and they’re in bigger crises, with more complex situations. The length of the call and the number of needs they have are both up.” Many people, she explained, need help paying rent and utility bills, and 211 quickly connects them to the right agency — a process that otherwise typically involves seven separate phone calls. X David Forbes can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 137, or at dforbes@mountainx.com.

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Perdue speaks up for education at Asheville rally Lisa Horak had just completed her first year of teaching when the Buncombe County Schools notified her that, due to proposed state budget cuts, her contract wouldn’t be renewed. For Horak, teaching was a dream come true. She’d earned her education degree following the birth of her two daughters, after leaving a previous career as a nonprofit fundraiser. Teaching second grade at Glen Arden Elementary — the same school her daughters attend — was simply “awesome,” she says. But receiving the letter was “devastating.” So at a June 18 rally at T.C. Roberson High School, Horak joined fellow teachers, parents and school administrators in urging concerned residents to sign letters and petitions pushing state lawmakers to back off on the education funding cuts. Facing a $4.7 billion budget deficit, the state House and Senate have both proposed spending plans including a range of cuts and tax increases as they finalize the two-year budget. But the idea of eliminating teaching jobs has

Perdue pumps ‘em up: Gov. Perdue rallied with local parents, teachers and school administrators to oppose proposed state budget cuts to education. photos by Jason Sandford

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Sign here: Children were encouraged to sign posters, while their parents and others were asked to sign letters and petitions, during a June 18 rally at Roberson High School. The material was destined for the desks of state lawmakers considering cuts to the state’s education budget. sparked a vocal backlash. In the Buncombe County School system, 80 teaching positions have been eliminated, resulting in increased class sizes. The Asheville City Schools haven’t announced how many teaching jobs might be affected by cuts. The Enka School District staged a similar rally June 8. “I would like lawmakers to think ... out of the box. I think they’re taking the shortsighted way out,” said Horak. “I hope they’re thinking creatively and not taking the quick hatchet.” Gov. Beverly Perdue has crisscrossed the state, rallying with teachers. She stopped in at the Roberson rally after visiting a similar gathering in Charlotte. And while the governor offered few specifics during her speech to a cheering, applauding crowd of about 500 in Roberson’s gymnasium, Perdue has said she favors a package of tax increases that would raise about $1.5 billion to help offset the budget shortfall and stave off education cuts. Teaching “is the most important profession in America, in the world,” Perdue declared, adding, “We’re going to keep teachers in North Carolina.” Jenny Pritchard, co-president of the Estes Elementary School PTA, said she was “fine with a tax increase” to avoid compromising the state’s publiceducation system. “Our children deserve a quality education. We’d just like to continue moving in a positive direction,” said Pritchard, noting that fewer teachers and teachers’ assistants could lead to a decline in the quality of education. Rob Brooks, an eighth-grade social studies teacher at Valley Springs Middle School whose contract wasn’t renewed, said, “I think larger class sizes will make the learning atmosphere more difficult for our students. Chris Cowan, an eighth-grade language-arts teacher at Valley Springs who’s also now out of a job, said he’d like the state to consider adopting an early retirement plan for teachers. Before Perdue’s brief appearance, hundreds signed petitions and letters to lawmakers. At one table, children used colorful markers to write out personal messages on posters. One message, scrawled in blue ink and signed “Tyler,” was clear: “Do not take away our teachers.” — Jason Sandford

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A candidate of a different stripe

URTV removes board member

Tigers roaming the streets of Asheville? It’s not an animal-rights demonstration, and the circus isn’t in town: It’s the top item in the political platform of local blogger/mayoral wannabe Shad Marsh. The Oakley resident, who writes poetry at his blog site, Nice Marmot, says he’s “what they call unemployed.” And from the look of things, Marsh’s mayoral campaign will be political theater of the absurd. In the spirit of new media, the announcement came via Twitter and a Web site listing the candidate’s key positions on the issues. That’s where the tigers come in. According to the Marsh for Mayor Web site (http://marshformayor.blogspot.com), “Tigers shall have free roam within the city limits.” A primary reason for this, apart from their allegedly positive effect on tourism, is that they are “wicked cool.” The platform also calls for cutting off the hands of litterers, mandatory military service for panhandling “trustafarians,” and something simply called “casual Mondays.” Safe to say, this is not your run-of-the-mill campaign, and Marsh hasn’t gotten all the kinks worked out yet. “Obviously, the feasibility and technical aspects of having tigers roaming free is going to be difficult,” he concedes. Meanwhile, Marsh says he’s facing a more immediate problem: hosting a fundraiser to procure the $75 filing fee. The potential candidate launched what could be called his feasibility study back in April with a post in the Xpress forums in which he asked flat out whether he should run for mayor. In typical online-forum fashion, the next 170 responses moved quickly from the virtues of squat thrusts to spicy mustard to kitten bowling. In this environment, it’s not hard to see how Marsh developed his platform. There was also an exchange with Asheville artist Jen Bowen, who’d previously said she would run for mayor if no serious candidate came forward to challenge incumbent Terry Bellamy (Bowen has since shifted course, announcing a bid for City Council.) All told, says Marsh, the response to his campaign was about 80 percent positive, though he adds that

On an 8-0 vote with one abstention, the URTV board of directors removed Richard Bernier from his post June 15, asserting that he hadn’t dealt with conflicts correctly and had damaged URTV’s reputation with his outspoken criticism of the station’s management. Maintaining that he’d tried to bring up important issues of transparency that many of the other directors had ignored, Bernier actually urged his colleagues to remove him if they disapproved of his behavior. Over the past few months, Bernier has criticized a confidentiality clause in an oath for board members (later rescinded), attempts by Executive Director Pat Garlinghouse to discourage filming of board meetings (allowed within certain guidelines under the state’s openmeetings law), and the overall direction of the public-access station, which he feels hasn’t been aggressive enough in recruiting and retaining members. A statement circulated among board members asserted that Bernier’s actions “have damaged URTV in the eyes of the community it represents,” citing four reasons for his removal: “Richard has not brought issues to [the] board for consideration, or to be defended, before going to the community/media/ Council/Commissioners with complaints and/ or demands for action — rather, he has continually argued his positions in the press. Any and all legitimate issues that were raised were dealt with quickly and correctly as per URTV bylaws; “Richard presents a state of antagonism between himself and the URTV board. By so doing, Richard is not acting in the best interests of the organizaton; “Richard doesn’t consider cause and effect; “Richard’s actions are contrary to an acceptable standard of conduct for URTV.” Before the vote, Bernier defended his actions as those of a longtime station producer and advocate who was trying to address pressing issues. “I support URTV 100 percent, and the current staff has met their obligation to meet the public’s needs on a daily basis — that’s not in question,” said Bernier. “But the direction of the URTV board is troubling.” Sticking to his guns, Bernier declared: “If you’re not a supporter of transparency and open-meeting laws, vote me off. If you see no fault in URTV’s staff not wanting our meetings filmed, then vote me off. That was totally against open-meetings law, and we [Bernier and former board member Davyne Dial, who was

Tongue, meet cheek: Local blogger and mountainx.com forums regular Shad Marsh has announced a bid for mayor of Asheville with a highly unusual platform. photo by Jonathan welch

he hasn’t checked the forum thread lately. “I do follow politics, but I don’t take it that seriously,” he reports. Still, Marsh is apparently sufficiently politically involved to have volunteered for fellow blogger Gordon Smith’s City Council campaign. “Shad’s an Asheville treasure,” says Smith. “Nothing better could happen in this election season than a good dose of absurdity.” Marsh doesn’t recall how he got started down the political path, though he thinks it may have been a dare by a friend. In any case, he’s moving forward in all earnestness, if not in all seriousness. “I take it seriously,” he says. “But obviously anyone who reads my proposed ideas wouldn’t take it seriously.” Then, heeding the politician’s need to deliver a good quote, he stops and asks to start over, declaring, “I’m serious in my bid not to be taken seriously.” — Brian Postelle

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“The division is here now”: URTV board member Richard Bernier speaks in his defense before being dismissed by the URTV board of directors. photo by Jason Sandford

removed April 29] tried to bring it up.” Bernier maintained that he was left with little choice but to make the matter public. After “a member of the public asks to film and is shot down, where do you go?” he asked. “I sent emails out, I asked for help about being on the board and procedure and said there were issues. The rest of the board said there were no issues. “I didn’t want there to be this kind of animosity, but I will stand up for what’s right.” Bernier also voiced the fear that these conflicts signaled the end of “the melting pot” of diverse views that had attracted him to URTV in the first place. “I don’t know if we’ll get that back,” he said. “The division is there now. After I’m gone, you’ll have full rein. But you’re still board members, you still have responsibilities, and I suggest you look at them very strongly.” Bernier completed his statement by making the motion for his own removal and voting in favor of it. New member Matt Howard abstained, saying that because he wasn’t on the board during the period in question, he didn’t feel he could vote either way. After the meeting, board member Hunter Goosmann told Xpress that URTV’s own attorney had “very different views” concerning the actions Bernier said violated open-meetings law. Goosmann also maintained that for him, the vote wasn’t personal. “I hope he’ll remain and be an active producer; he’s an excellent producer,” said Goosmann, adding, “My biggest concerns right now aren’t for Mr. Bernier: They’re for URTV.” — David Forbes

Asheville economy down but not out

Calling all caffiends: In response to the credit crunch, Firestorm Cafe and Books is rallying its customer base for new equipment funds. Above, the cafe on a recent afternoon. photo by Jonathan welch

Caffiend closes; Firestorm stokes the fire The current economic situation is taking its toll on local small businesses, and even the coffeehouse model so well rooted in Asheville is not immune. But while one local beanery is shutting down, another is taking a community-based route toward survival. As of June 18, the 2-year-old Caffiend is no more. The 24-hour Merrimon Avenue coffee outlet closed its doors amid a farewell show that featured local music and even puppetry. “If I had any way to avoid this, I would,” owner Matt Hebb told Xpress. “This economy has just not been very easy. [The shop] needed more money than I have.” Although the shop had gained a reputation as a haven for goths, punks and other up-allnighters, Hebb says the business was actually common ground for all comers. (It was also home to the conservative Asheville Latté Republicans, for example.) “We had a massive community of regulars,” noted Hebb. And it was the crowd that defined the shop’s atmosphere — a development that Hebb says he welcomed. “The shop hasn’t really been mine for a long time,” he observed. “Yes, it sucks for me, but what really bothers me is that there are people who come here who really don’t have anywhere else to go.” Meanwhile, for the 1-year-old Firestorm Café and Books, an economic challenge is merely another opportunity for the community to rally around a common need. Up till now, the worker-owned business on Commerce Street has focused on offering a downtown

meeting and performance space. But that has left the café “just scraping by,” reports Radio Goldman, who handles bands, media relations and such. Firestorm worker/owners pay themselves about $3 an hour, she says. To pump up revenues and draw more customers through the door, the shop is trying to focus more attention on its café. A refrigerated display case, notes Goldman, would give that effort a serious assist, helping define the café area and making it more inviting to people unfamiliar with the space. It would also make the food more presentable (shortly before this interview, the icing on a freshly baked batch of cupcakes had melted). “But what we’re short on is capital,” she says. “And that’s something we can’t get through traditional loans. Banks are strapping down.” Instead, the shop is reaching out to the community in hopes of raising a few thousand dollars toward a display case. To get there, Firestorm is selling gift certificates that are worth 10 percent more than the purchase price. For example, $50 (the lowest denomination offered) gets you a $55 gift certificate. All of the proceeds from the certificates goes into an account dedicated to the display case; they’ve raised about $400 so far, says Goldman. For more information, stop by the shop (48 Commerce St., one block south of Patton Avenue in downtown Asheville) or go to www.firestormcafe.com. — Brian Postelle

Through good times and bad, local economic forecaster Tom Tveidt has repeated a simple mantra: Asheville’s unique mix of business and industry means the local economy’s peaks and valleys never reach too high nor fall too low. But that hasn’t held true for the current recession. “We’re in the low lows this time,” Tveidt told about 100 people gathered June 19 for the first Asheville Community Economic Forum in the Asheville Civic Center’s banquet hall. “We have been in a severe recession,” said Tveidt. “We’re coming out of that, and we’re definitely seeing the beginnings of a turnaround, but we have a long way to go.” That assessment was echoed by various speakeres throughout the 90-minute panel presentation and question-and-answer session. Asheville Mayor Terry Bellamy, who’s seeking re-election this year, was master of ceremonies for the forum, which she said was organized to allow key local advisers to update the community on the state of the Asheville economy. Tveidt, who is director of research at the Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce, focused on employment numbers. The area’s economy has lost 8,500 jobs since the recession officially began in December 2007, according to Tveidt — the equivalent of two to three years of growth in the local job market. The number of government and healthcare jobs increased, but the broad recession hit Asheville’s construction, hospitality, retail and temporary-worker agencies hard, he said. And though unemployment numbers have begun to decline, recovery will be slow, he predicted. Pam Lewis of AdvantageWest (a public/ private economic-development partnership) outlined her agency’s various endeavors, from promoting the mountains as a great location for shooting movies and commercials to giving local entrepreneurs a boost. She painted a vibrant picture of manufacturing and small-business development across the mountains. Assistant County Manager Jon Creighton

gave an update on Buncombe County government’s financial status. Sales-tax revenue began declining at the start of the current fiscal year last summer, noted Creighton, and property-tax revenues are also down, because property has not been appreciating as fast as it had been. Those drops forced the county to cut some staff positions, institute a hiring freeze and privatize some services, such as child care. All that saved the county about $5.4 million, he said, and with expected federal stimulus money, the county can move ahead without serious cuts in services while keeping the property-tax rate unchanged. Chief Financial Officer Ben Durant painted a similar picture on the city side. Declines in the two major revenue streams combined with unavoidable increases in expenses such as health care have triggered a salary freeze, reduced overtime and the elimination of 20 full-time city staff positions. Asheville, too, has avoided major service cuts, but the new budget includes only minimal spending on construction projects and a number of user fees will increase. “I think we may be seeing signs of the bottom of the recession,” said Durant, adding, “As we come out of it, it’s going to be a slow, gradual climb.” Meanwhile, Asheville Board of Realtors President Kimberly Evans described a slumping Asheville housing market. The average sales price of a home in 2007 — the height of a booming local economy — was $277,842, compared with $237,175 so far this year, she said, and homes are now staying on the market an average of 144 days, compared with 94 days in 2005. The total number of homes sold is off 33 percent from last year, she added. But while the numbers appear grim, Evans also reported some positive news. Calls to local real-estate agents are picking up, she said, and the number of homes being shown to potential buyers is on the rise. “The buzz is out there” about Asheville, noted Evans. — Jason Sandford

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Making things look effortless Preston Marks likes to roll. That’s his word for getting down on the mats and sparring in jujitsu, an ancient Japanese martial art. But despite the 14-stitch gash on his forehead (from an accidental head butt during practice), don’t imagine he’s some hulk: Marks is all of 5 foot 6 and about 150 pounds. Polite, prompt and perfectly dedicated, the stocky 26-year-old says there are a lot of myths and misconceptions about martial arts, starting with this one: “We’re not a bunch of meatheads trying to beat each other up every day.” Nor is a jujitsu match some choreographed creation like the fight sequences in a Jean-Claude Van Damme or Jackie Chan movie. There are no secret moves, no “death touches” and no single, fancy move that will work on any assailant. “Doesn’t exist,” Marks says flatly. “I don’t know — talk your way out of it? Run?” he adds, laughing. Jujitsu does have practical self-defense applications, he continues, but for the most part it’s a gentle martial art that emphasizes throws, grappling, joint locks, pins, chokeholds and the like. It’s similar to Westernstyle wrestling though far more immersed in the philosophy of self-improvement and the search for peace, Marks explains. “The word ‘ju’ comes from ‘wa,’ which means accord. It’s the art of accord, or doing things accordingly. That doesn’t mean the application is gentle, but the philosophy is gentle — not using your energy; using theirs. Jujitsu is not fighting. It’s just that: not fighting, not resisting.” In competition, Marks has applied both philosophy and practice successfully enough to qualify for the World Jiu-Jitsu Championship in Long Beach, Calif., June 4-7. He didn’t make it into the medal rounds, but just getting to compete represents another big step toward fulfilling a dream he’s had since kindergarten: trying to become a world martial arts champion. Much as he’d like to win, however, Marks ultimately views such endeavors as simply further stages in his own continuing evolution. He tells of watching “some 20-year-old who’s got all the stamina in the world just going totally nuts and exhausting himself trying to pin a 70-year-old expert — who doesn’t even break a sweat before getting the submission hold.” Says Marks, “True perfection is making things look effortless.” Marks took a break from preparing for the World Jujitsu Championship at his studio, Asheville Brazilian Jiu-jitsu,

to talk with Xpress recently about the martial art, his personal outlook and the broader philosophical implications. Mountain Xpress: How would you describe competitive jujitsu? Preston Marks: It’s much like judo, [with] takedowns awarded points, like in wrestling. But then after that it’s a position game, [seeking] maximum leverage with minimum effort. The whole idea behind it [is], as you advance up the body, you increase leverage. So if you can get around their feet, that’s called passing their guard, so there are points for that and for sweeps. And then you advance up the body, and you’re awarded points for different positions (side control, knee on belly) and mounts, front and back. ... The objective is

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[getting] the submission, the joint lock [or] the chokehold. How did you get into it? I actually got into martial arts when I was 4 [years old], with my sister. By the time I was 8 or 9, we got sponsored on a national karate team. We were going to tournaments around the nation and all over the world — 14 to 16 a year. So we were always bouncing around and doing the karate thing in the early ’90s. [That’s] about when [a teammate] introduced me to jujitsu; then I later started training out of Cesar Gracie’s [academy] in California. So you do Brazilian jujitsu? Yes. The Gracie family learned it from Mitsuyo Maeda, who came to Brazil [in the early 20th century and was instrumental in developing judo and jujitsu there]. But the jujitsu I practice and preach now is not the same as

I learned it even 10 years ago, because guys are constantly reinventing [it]. If you’re tall and lanky, there are techniques for you. If you’re short and powerful and explosive, there [are] techniques for you. So [it’s] this constant cycle of people figuring out new techniques, new setups, and you evolve new defenses. The sport evolves. How is it different from mixed martial arts? There are no strikes. You have to wear the uniform, which is the gi. It’s less violent, more slow and technical, because you end up on the ground where [spectators] can’t notice what’s going on. Some people refer to [jujitsu] as “chess between bodies.” I do one move, you have three escapes; off each one of those escapes, I’ve got three moves; each one of those has three more; and the tree just gets so big. And it’s chess: You get the guy a step or two behind, and it steamrolls. That’s hard to describe to someone when they’re just seeing it as grrr! two people [grappling]. They’re [asking], “What’s the ‘secret’ move?” What’s your secret? How about just complete dedication? That’s a beautiful thing. I’ve read that it takes 14,000 times to get muscle memory. That’s a lot of practice — and that’s one side. So I [can’t] come in and do 10 arm bars [a joint control] on the left side and 10 on the right and say, “I’ve got it.” Well, I’ll do that one [move] for five years, and then I might have it.

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What’s your ultimate goal? There’s no end goal, [except] to keep training. It’s a full circle. A lot of people start off learning the more traditional jujitsu and get into the sport aspects, then come all the way around and realize the traditional stuff was the most important. But in that evolution, I’ve heard people say that after becoming a black belt, it’s all about becoming a white belt again. [The belt] disintegrates, and all the black falls off and becomes white. That’s really what it comes back to. The path is the most important part, and to be able to do this with your friends, to build relationships, to challenge yourself physically, mentally and progress, that’s all we really can ask in anything we do. And in my life, I’ve found the best avenue for that: jujitsu. I’m not always going to be the youngest, strongest buck. There’s always going to be some guy [better], but that’s not what it’s all about. It’s not about being the best, even in the world. X

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Whenever someone asks whether I’ve kayaked before, I always reply, “Of course,” with a certain bravado. But as soon as that weak lie in a lion’s suit springs from my lips, I have to suppress some embarrassing memories of flipping my kayak in the French Broad River’s gentle waters (and even in a few still pools that I won’t ever mention). The truth is, I’ve never been a water person: I am definitely an earth sign. But a watery whisper from my editor persuaded me to call a guide and arrange a kayaking lesson. It was pouring rain when I went to meet Pura Vida Adventures owner/ guide Joe Moerschbaecher at exit 59 on Interstate 26. But the Brevard, N.C., resident pulled up in his van, and I followed him down to the Green River. There, the 28-year-old explained that we would be doing the lower Green, which has fairly easy, class-II rapids. (They say that class VI — the toughest — is playing Russian roulette with a headless river demon.) There’s also the upper Green — class II and III — and the Green Narrows — class IV and V. Moerschbaecher set up our boats and handed me a wetsuit. As I stuffed my legs into the cramped cockpit and sealed the opening with the neoprene skirt, I wondered whether all kayakers feel as if their bodies were being fitted with some bastard mermaid’s tail. Slipping into the water was easy, but with each stroke I took in the stirring current, the kayak shook. “First you’ll learn the wet exit,” said Moerschbaecher, paddling ahead. As I passed him, he deftly pushed me off balance. And though he’d hinted he would do this, he still caught me offguard. Water shot into my eyes and up my nose, and I became disoriented. Then I remembered his instructions: “Lean forward, yank the skirt loop off, and push the kayak off like a pair of pants.” When I emerged, my attacker told me I’d done well, and I tried to hold back a smile. Next I practiced paddling into the currents and eddies. As I moved against the rushing stream, I instinctively wanted to lean against the current to provide a counterbalance. “Lean with the current,” Moerschbaecher had advised, warning that fighting it would expose the boat’s stern to the moving water, causing you to flip. But my body rebelled and, indeed, my kayak flipped. Towing me back to shore, Moerschbaecher said I had to learn that lesson before we could hope to go much farther. We took off again. The first set of rapids triggered a mental frenzy of my guide’s pre-trip advice: “If you fall, swim to safety. Don’t stand up in the river, or your foot could get caught between rocks. Watch for strainers, or tree trunks bearing submerged branches that can trap you if you run into them and turn over. Look downstream, because that’s what you can change — not what’s right in front of you.” I could hear Moerschbaecher calling out directions, too, but none of it registered over the roaring battalions of waves.

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Wave crasher: Joe Moerschbaecher rides the rain-swollen Green River. photo by Jonathan poston

The front of my boat smashed into a boulder and I lunged forward, just as another one slammed into the kayak’s side. It was a bumper-car ride, all right, except the other cars were made of stone and could knock you loose. Paddling through set after set of rapids, my shoulders were taut with tension, and my heart thundered in my rib cage. Joe, however, told me to relax and enjoy, and I repeated those words silently like a mantra as I braved each wave. Afterward, Moerschbaecher apologized for giving me such a short river run; the heavy rain had quickened the current. For my part, I was glad it was over, though I could only nod my head because my jaws were still clenched shut. But on the drive back, I felt the knots throughout my body start to loosen. I’ll only get this beginner’s rush once in my life. And thanks, Joe, for bringing me back alive. X You can reach Pura Vida Adventures at 772-579-0005, or visit the Web site (www.pvadventures.com). Jonathan Poston calls Asheville home. The Practical Fly has gone fishing this month. The next column is scheduled for July 29.

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Garden structure: Master gardeners helped Isaac Dickson Elementary create a What can you plant in the shade? Which plants working garden — complete with raised beds, do well in containers? What’s the best way to get a chicken coops, a hoophouse and more. compost pile going or attract birds and butterflies? photo by margaret williams How do you create a raised-bed garden? On Saturday, June 27, master gardeners from St. in Asheville). Proceeds from ticket sales will Buncombe County Cooperative Extension will benefit the Master Gardener Volunteer Program, a answer these and many other questions during national initiative launched in 1972 that now operan educational tour of four home gardens and one ates in 46 states. Nationwide, some 15,000 master elementary-school demonstration garden in the gardeners lend their expertise for both ongoing Asheville area. It’s a chance to see what the mas- programs and special projects. Tickets ($11) are available from the followters can do — and glean tips for the rest of us. “We want people to come away from this tour ing event sponsors: B.B. Barns (3653 Sweeten with real information they can put to work in Creek Road or at www.bbbarns.com), Wild their own gardens,” says tour coordinator Judy Birds Unlimited (1997 Hendersonville Road); Deutsch. “Our role as community volunteers is and Grovewood Gallery (111 Grovewood Road). to help folks learn, and we believe our tour will They’re also available (for $10) at the Buncombe be a fun way to teach and share smart gardening County Extension office (94 Coxe Ave. in Asheville) and, on the day of the tour, at Isaac Dickson. techniques and ideas.” Master gardeners will be on hand at each site, Other sponsors that aren’t selling tickets include answering questions and providing tips on topics Appalachian Creek Nursery and Landscape, Rux as varied as tending orchids and gardening with Gardens (Waynesville), Thyme in the Garden, kids. The tour runs from 9 a.m. till 4 p.m., start- Asheville Mulch Yard, 12 Bones Smokehouse, ing at Isaac Dickson Elementary School (125 Hill Earth Fare, Green Outdoors Landscaping and

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Day lilies with a mission You can never have too many day lilies in a yard. Hundreds of them grow wild along the road near our cabin. I can only guess that these orange wonders were originally planted on an old farm that once included our pasture. The old farmhouse is long gone, but those day lilies and a few venerable apple trees remain. And thanks to a generous neighbor, I’m free to dig up a few day lilies whenever I want some. But I’ll still check out the more exotic ones being offered for sale Friday, June 26 (from 3 to 8 p.m.) and Saturday, June 27 (8 a.m. to 3 p.m.). The day lily sale/garden tour will benefit Child Abuse Prevention Services. To date, Cheryl and Doug Alderman have raised $20,000 through the annual event on their property — an official display garden of the American Hemerocallis Society. Rare and unusual varieties of Hemerocallis in many colors will be on sale, priced from $2 to $10. The Alderman day-lily-a-thon takes place at 10 Sharon Road in Fairview. (From the Blue Ridge Parkway, travel east on Highway 74A eight miles, turn right on Upper Brush Creek Road, go one mile, turn right on Sharon Road and look for a field marked for parking.) Child Abuse Prevention Services — which served 10,000 individuals last year — works to reduce and prevent abuse, strengthen families and help children who’ve experienced abuse. The nonprofit provides personal-safety education and outreach, parenting education, and crisis intervention and counseling. X For more information or to become a supporter, call Child Abuse Prevention Services at 254-2000, write them at 50 S. French Broad AVE., Asheville, NC 28801, or e-mail childadvocacy@buncombe.main. nc.us. Send your garden news to mvwilliams@mountainx. com or call 251-1333, ext. 152.

gardeningcalendar Calendar for June 24 - July 2, 2009 Ace To The Rescue! (pd.) Custom grading • Lot clearing • View enhancements • Driveways • Tree removal • Ponds • Mulch/gravel. • 15 years experience, • Insured • Free estimates. Call Britt: (828) 2160726. Ace Grading and Landscaping. Garden Composters • Rain Barrels (pd.) Asheville GreenWorks (Quality Forward), Asheville’s Keep America Beautiful, sells Garden Composters and Rain Barrels in the Green Goods Shop at 357 Depot Street. • 2 kinds of composters: an 11 cubic foot square stacked model for $85 and a 7 cubic foot tumbler that makes compost faster and looks cool for $175. • Rain Barrels are 65 gallons, are easy to install, and cost $135. • All are made of 100% recycled plastic. • All sales benefit plantings in Asheville and Buncombe County. For more information, call 254-1776 or stop on by 357 Depot Street or visit: www.qualityforward.org Buncombe County Extension Center Events Located at 94 Coxe Ave., Asheville. Info: 255-5522. • SA (6/27), 9am-4pm - Buncombe County Extension Master Gardener Volunteers will hold an educational garden tour. Learn about planting in shade, container gardening, composting and more. $10. Call for ticket reservations. Family Farm Tour • SA & SU (6/27 & 28), 1-6pm - Organized by Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Visit 38 farms and gardens throughout six counties in WNC. $20 in advance/$25 day of/$10 for one farm. Info: www.familyfarmtour.org. Master Gardener Educational Garden Tour • SA (6/27), 9am-4pm - Master Gardeners will hold a garden tour. Participants will learn aspects of gardening, including planting in shade, container gardening, composting, rain-water collection, raised beds etc. Tickets are $10. Info: 255-5522. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • TUESDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10:30am - Guided Garden Tours. Meet at the Baker Exhibit Center Lobby. $6 parking fee. • TUESDAYS through SATURDAYS, 10am-Noon - Bonsai Volunteers in the Garden. Volunteers stationed in the Bonsai Exhibition Garden will answer questions about both the collection and the garden. • SA (6/27), 11am-5pm - The WNC Daylily Club will host its annual Daylily Show and Sale in the Education Center. The show will display some of the best varieties of more than 46,000 registered daylilies. Plant Clinics Buncombe County Master Gardeners will be available to look at plant problems and pests and answer gardening questions. Area residents are encouraged to bring in plant samples for evaluation. Info: 255-5522. • 2nd & 4th SATURDAYS, 11am-2pm - The Master Gardener Plant Clinics will be set up at the WNC Farmers Market in the breezeway between the retail buildings. Stop by and visit. Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org. • WEDNESDAYS - 4:30-6:30pm - Open June-Sept.: Tryon Tailgate Market, across the railroad tracks from the Tryon Theatre. Info: 894-8823; 1-4pm - Open June-Oct.: Valle Crucis Farmers Market behind the Mast General store. Info: 963-6511; 36pm - Victory Tailgate Market, 1329 Tunnel Rd.,

E. Asheville, past the Blue Ridge Parkway entrance. Info: 775-5593; 2:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Weaverville Tailgate Market at Lake Louise. Info: 450-0708; 3:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: West Asheville Tailgate Market behind the West End Bakery and Haywood Road Market. Info: 281-9099; 2:30-5:30pm - Open May-Oct.: Spruce Pine Farmers Tailgate Market on Pollyanna’s Porch, next to Wildflowers, on Upper Street in downtown Spruce Pine. Info: 467-2171; 2-6:30pm - Open April-Dec.: Wednesday Afternoon Downtown Tailgate Market next to the French Broad Food Co-op in downtown Asheville. Info: 683-1607. • WEDNESDAYS - 9am-Noon & FRIDAYS - 2-6pm Open May-Oct.: Burke County Farmers Market. Info: 439-4460. • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS - 8am1pm - Open May-Oct.: Haywood’s Historic Farmers Market at the HART Theater and Shelton House parking lot on Pigeon St. Info: 627-3469; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Waynesville Tailgate Market. Info: 648-6323; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Watauga County Farmers Market on Hwy. 105 Ext. in Boone. Info: 355-4918; WE, 1-6pm & SA, 7am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Cashiers Tailgate Market. Info: 230-4785. • THURSDAYS - 3-6pm - Open May-Nov.: Flat Rock Tailgate Market. Info: 698-8775. • FRIDAYS - 10am-2pm - Open June-Nov.: Cherokee Farmers Tailgate Market on Acquoni Road. in downtown Cherokee. Info: 554-6931. • SATURDAYS - 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Andrews Farmers Market at First Street in Andrews. Info: 321-2006; 8am-1pm - Open April through Dec.: Asheville City Market in the Public Works parking lot on S. Charlotte St. Info: 348-0340; 8am-Noon - Open April-Dec.: North Asheville Tailgate Market on the campus of UNCA. Info: 683-1607; 7am-Noon - Open April-Nov.: Henderson County Tailgate Market at 100 N. King St. (between First and Second Avenues). Info: 693-7265; 10am-2pm - Open April-Oct.: Cedar Valley Farmers Market in downtown Murphy. Info: 361-7505; 8-11:30am - Open April-Nov.: Polk Tailgate Market in front of the Polk County Courthouse. Info: 894-2281; 8am-Noon - Open JuneOct.: Franklin Tailgate Market in Macon County at West Palmer St. Info: 349-2046; 8am-Noon - Open April-early fall: Lenoir Bluegrass Farmers Market at the Hog Waller stage. Info: 292-4664; 8am-2pm - Open year-round: French Broad Food Co-op Arts & Farm Market at 90 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville. Art demos and live music. Info: 236-9367; 9am-Noon - Rutherfordton Farmers Market on Main St. in downtown Rutherfordton; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Mountain Valley Farmers Market on the downtown square in Hayesville. Info: 389-3022; 8:30am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Graham County Farmers Market in the United Community Bank parking lot in Robbinsville. Info: 479-8788; 8am-Noon - Bakersville Farmers Market in the Bakersville Community Medical Clinic parking lot in Bakersville; 8:30am-12:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Yancey County Farmers Market on S. Main St. at Hwy 19E. Info: 682-0601; 9am-1pm - Open April-Nov.: Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market in the parking lot near Pittman Cafeteria up Dormitory Dr. at Mars Hill College. Info: 680-9890; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Black Mountain Tailgate Market at 130 Montreat Road in Black Mountain. Info: 582-5039; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Jackson County Farmers Market on Railroad Ave. at Bridge Park. Info: 507-1146; 9am-Noon - Open May-Sept.: Riceville Community Tailgate Market in the parking lot of the Riceville Community Center. Info: 298-6549; 9am-Noon Open May-Oct.: Big Ivy Market at Marvin and Brenda Dillingham’s on Spice Cove Dr. Info: 626-2624; 8amNoon - Open June-Sept.: Swain County Tailgate Market in downtown Bryson City. Info: 488-3848. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Open May-Oct.: Greenlife Tailgate Market at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 2545440; Noon-4pm - Open April-Nov.: Sundays on the

Island, cross the river at the courthouse on Main St. in Marshall; 9am-5pm - Open June-Oct.: Topton Farmers Market at the crossroads in Topton. Info: 321-9030. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Canton Tailgate Market at the town hall in the municipal parking lot on Park St. Info: 2352760. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 7am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Rutherford County Farmers Market on Fairgrounds Road, off Business 74 Hwy. Info: 2876080. • TUESDAYS, Noon-5pm & SATURDAYS, 8am1pm - Open May-Oct.: Morganton Farmers Market behind Geppetto’s Pizza on Beach St. in Morganton. Info: 438-5252; 3-6pm - Open June-Sept.: Marion Tailgate Market in the municipal parking lot. Info: 652-2215. • TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-2pm - Hendersonville Curb Market at Church St., directly across from the old courthouse. Info: 692-8012 or curbmarket@bellsouth.com; 7am-1pm - Open April-Dec.: Transylvania County Tailgate Market in the parking lot behind South Broad Park, next to the library in Brevard. Info: 884-9483.

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“Assembling Ideas, Building our Futures, Connecting Communities.” For more info, including a consistently updated schedule: www.ashevilleabc.com. • SU (6/28), 6-8pm - “GLBTQ Rights & Civil Unions.” Held at Rosetta’s Kitchen. Berry Site in Morganton • SA (6/27), 10am-2pm - Archaeology Open House: See the location of Fort San Juan, the earliest European settlement in the interior of the U.S. Enjoy a site tour and watch excavation in process. Free and open to the public. Info: www.warren-wilson. edu/~arch. Directions: www.exploringjoara.org or 439-2463. Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Pl.,

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unless otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265. • MO (7/6), 11:30am - Lunch, Bunch & Bingo. Please bring a door prize. Dessert and drinks will be provided. Register by July 2. Citizens’ Awareness Asheville A grassroots organization formed by local residents who have become outraged at law enforcement harassment and brutality occurring within our community. Info: 398-4817. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Cold Mountain Heritage Tour • SA (6/27), 9am-5pm & SU (6/28), Noon-5pm - Tour historic sites with guides: homes, chapels, cemeteries and more. Also, on Sat. from 58:30pm: music, dancers, storytelling and food. $15 one-day ticket/$25 both days. Tickets now available. Info: www. bethelcomm.org or 6460303. Commemorating Korean War Veterans • TH (6/25), 10am - Korean War Veterans, N.C. Chapter, invites veterans, spouses and guests to the Sixth Annual Memorial Service commemorating the beginning of the Korean War. Held at the WNC Veteran’s Cemetery in Black Mountain. Rev. InYoung Lee will speak. A “Dutch treat” lunch will follow. Info: 669-8089 or ihughes862@aol.com. Eliada Homes Inc. Tours The public is invited to tour the century-old West Asheville campus, stay for lunch in the cafeteria, meet some of the students, and learn more about the organization’s mission. Info: 254-5356, ext. 108 or dpope@ eliada.org. • 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 10:30am & 4pm - Guided tours. Homeward Bound of Asheville HBofA’s mission is to end chronic homeless-

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ness. The organization is currently collecting stories and turning them into Musical Folk-Life Plays, enabling the houseless community to have a voice, while challenging stereotypes of who is homeless and why. Info: becky.hbofa@ yahoo.com. • WE (6/24) through FR (6/26), 10am-1pm “Interim Hour Exchange,” with Ron Pate at the Church of the Advocate, 900-B Centre Park Dr. Objective: Identify the resources and how to tap into them. • SA (6/27) - Church of the Advocate Trip to Lavonia with Rev Ham Fuller. E-mail for details. Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute Info: 862-5554 or www. pari.edu. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm - Public tours led by Friends of PARI docents. $5. Reservations are recommended. Great for all ages. Call or e-mail cwhitworth@pari.edu for more information. Transylvania Heritage Museum Located at 40 West Jordan St., Brevard. Info: 884-2347 or www.transylvaniaheritage.org. • FR (6/26), 6-9pm - The Annual Genealogy Swap Meet sponsored by the Transylvania GenWeb Project will be held at the Transylvania Heritage Museum. Anyone interested in sharing genealogy is welcome to drop in.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Tuesday Nights! • Single And Looking For Something Fun? (pd.) Try AVL Speed Dating! Events start at 6:30pm and are held monthly at Forest Blue Restaurant (900 Hendersonville Road). • Next event: Tuesday, July 7, ages 35-49. To make a reservation or for more info, call (828) 274-6934 or see AVLSpeedDating. com Ardent Toastmasters Club

weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted. Visit with vendors attending the Mountain Green Sustainability Conference, listen to blues band Skinny

wed Legs and All perform, and hear a presentation by NASCAR driver Leilani Munter Wednesday, June 24, from 5 to 8:30 p.m. at Warren Wilson College. Info: www.mountaingreenwnc.org.

Hosted by WLOS and the American Red Cross, the annual Operation Blood Drive event will be held

thur Thursday, June 25, from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Asheville’s Trinity Baptist Church, 216 Shelburne Road,

and at Hendersonville’s Grace Lutheran Church, 1245 Sixth Avenue West. For an Asheville appointment: 258-3888, ext. 402. For a Hendersonville appointment: 693-5605.

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Take in the Montford Park Players very funny rendition of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream Friday, June 26, at 7:30 p.m. at the outdoor Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Performances will also be held Saturday and Sunday at the same time. Info: www.montfordparkplayers.org.

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bell hooks and Majora Carter will discuss hooks’ new book Belonging: A Culture of Place Saturday, June 27, at 7 p.m. at Malaprop’s Bookstore/Cafe. A book signing and wine-and-cheese reception will follow. Info: 254-6734.

sun Kenilworth artists will open their doors to the public and donate a percentage of their sales to Loving

Food Resources during the Kenilworth Art Stroll Saturday, June 27, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., and Sunday, June 28, from 1 to 6 p.m. Maps will be available outside the Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road, Asheville. Info: 253-4325 or www.kenilworthartstroll.com.

mon Animal advocacy organization Mercy for Animals will show the documentary Sustainable Table at Westgate Earth Fare’s community room Monday, June 29, at 7 p.m. The film takes an unadulterated look into the food we eat. Complimentary vegan snacks will be provided. Info: 231-6859.

tue WNC residents who are interested in being stewards for local forests are invited to attend WNC

Alliance’s Forest Task Force meeting Tuesday, June 30, at 5:30 p.m. at the WNC Alliance office, 29 N. Market St., Asheville. Info: 258-8737.

Afraid to speak in public? Want to practice your speaking skills in a fun and supportive environment? Come see what the club is about. Meets at the Y.M.I., 39 S. Market St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 225-8680 or www.toastmasters. org/websiteApps/. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Meeting. Arise & Shine Toastmasters Ready to overcome your fear of public speaking and to enhance your communication and leadership skills? This group provides a friendly environment in which to do so. Guests have no obligation to join. Info: 776-5076. • THURSDAYS, 7:30am - Meets at UNCA’s Highsmith Student Union. Asheville Bridge Room Provides ACBL sanctioned duplicate bridge games daily at the River Ridge Market Place, Suite C-1. Most games last about four hours and the table fees are

generally $6/person. If you need a partner, call ahead. Info: 299-0887 or AvlleBridge@aol.com. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 12:30pm Games start.TUESDAYS, 6:45pm - Games start. SATURDAYS, 1pm Games start.SUNDAYS, 1:15pm - Games start. Asheville Civitan Club Come hear community leaders present programs. Meetings are held at Trinity Episcopal Church, corner of Church St. and Aston St. Open to the public. RSVP for lunch: $8.50. Info: 3484222 or www.ashevillecivitan.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon Meeting. Asheville Holistic Gatherings Events include: organic potlucks, hikes and cycling, free yoga in the park, meditations of all kinds, massage trading partners, audios and videos, sushi parties, book parties, prayer circles and sharing of knowledge. $1-2 donations

appreciated. Info: http:// meetup.com/funmeisters or 505-4890. • SATURDAYS, 6pm Gathering. Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505. • THURSDAYS, 2pm All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome. Asheville Local Exchange Trading System (LETS) A community network that allows members to exchange services without the use of cash. Info: www.ashevillelets.org. • SA (6/27), Noon - LETS Food & Garden Trade Fair. Trading starts at 1pm. New members should arrive at noon for an orientation. Asheville Municipal Golf Course Ladies Association Local women golfers are invited to join. Info: 298-1867. • TUESDAYS, 8:30am - Meeting at the golf

course at 226 Fairway Dr. Barter/Exchange Asheville “Money sure not buying what it used to!” Barter is alive and thriving in Asheville. Be a part of this growing network of people who trade, share, donate. Join the group’s Facebook: Barter Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at Buddha’s Bagels, 333 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Blue Ridge Toastmasters Club This club helps members improve their public speaking skills in fun and freewheeling meetings. Guests are welcome to visit, no speaking required. Info: www. blueridgetm.org or 5051375. • MONDAYS, Noon - Meets at the First Presbyterian Church, 40 Church St., Rm. 203, Asheville. Cribbage Club Info: 274-2398.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Meets at Atlanta Bread Company, 633 N. Merrimon Ave. Food Not Bombs Come share food and build community. Asheville Food Not Bombs serves free vegetarian food and hosts informal activist networking. Won’t you join us for a picnic? • SATURDAYS, 3:30pm Meets at Pritchard Park. Four Seasons Toastmasters Club Gain experience in public speaking. Info: 6066922. • WEDNESDAYS, 8-9am - The club meets in the auditorium (called the Smokey Mountain Theater) at Lake Point Landing retirement community in Hendersonville. Gay and Lesbian Bridge Ambitious beginners or moderate skills appreciated. Free. Info: jafrle@ yahoo.com. • SUNDAYS, 2pm - Gay and lesbian bridge game in Asheville. Ja Vin Community Exchange Info: 664-0088. • SUNDAYS, 2pm Community action group meeting. Open discussion on relative issues. Ladies Auxiliary to the Veterans of Foreign Wars The Auxiliary of Post 891 meets at VFW Post 891, 626 New Leicester Hwy. Info: 254-4755. • 1st THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting. Land of Sky Toastmasters For those interested in improving their communication skills and becoming more confident. Everyone is welcome to join, and there is no cost to visitors, but there is a nominal fee to those who wish to join. Info: www.landofskytoastmasters.org. • TUESDAYS, 7-8am - Meets on Long Shoals Road in Arden. Land-of-Sky Regional Council Info: 251-6622 or www. landofsky.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, 1pm - Regional Council Meeting. OH Singles Group All singles are invited to mingle and meet. Info: 698-2885. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 5-7pm - Group meets for a potluck dinner at 1411 Asheville Highway, Hendersonville.

Ridgefield Toastmasters Club This communication and leadership program is intended to help you improve your communication skills. Guests do not have to participate. Info: 236-5850 or www. ridgefieldtoastmasters. com. • TUESDAYS, Noon-1pm - Meeting in the conference room at Dixon Hughes, 500 Ridgefield Court (behind Biltmore Square Mall). Rotary Club of Brevard The club welcomes new members and guests. Info: 883-4888 or www. brevardrotary.org. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Meets for lunch at The Quarry Restaurant in downtown Brevard. Rotary Club of Flat Rock Info: 694-0768, information@flatrockrotary.org or www.flatrockrotary. org. • THURSDAYS, 5pm - Meeting at Season’s Restaurant of Highland Lakes Inn in Flat Rock. Call if interested in attending. Rotary Club of Pisgah Forest Info: 884-9474 or jlr@ mtnwaves.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 8am - Breakfast meeting at the Glen Cannon Country Club. New members and guests are welcome. Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. We have all the gear, just bring your vocabulary. Info: 2528154. • SUNDAYS, 1-5pm Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville. We have all the gear. No dues the first six months. Just bring your vocabulary. Sophisticated Singles Are you a sophisticated single and interested in joining other singles 45 years old and up? See what you have in common with us. Info: 254-7546. • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meeting in the Renaissance Hotel lounge in downtown Asheville. Spanish, French and More International Link offers ongoing small group instructional classes, conversation practice hours and tutoring for many languages, including Spanish, French and English. Info: 255-9104

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or internationallinknc@ gmail.com. • TUESDAYS, 12:301:30pm - High Intermediate/Advanced Spanish Conversation Hour with native speaker. Transylvania Heritage Museum Located at 40 West Jordan St., Brevard. Info: 884-2347 or www.transylvaniaheritage.org. • FR (6/26), 6-9pm Annual Genealogy Swap Meet sponsored by the Transylvania GenWeb Project. Anyone interested in sharing and comparing genealogy, please bring charts, photos, laptops etc. Info: ma_scrooge47@yahoo. com. Veterans for Peace Info: 582-5180. • TUESDAYS, 5-6pm - Stand for peace with members of Veterans for Peace, Iraq Veterans Against the War, Military Families Speak Out and other peace mongers at Vance Monument in downtown Asheville. • 1st THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Business meeting at Buddha Bagels, 333 Merrimon Ave. Free and open to the public. W.C.A.R.S. HAM Radio Club $20 yearly dues to the Western Carolina Amateur Radio Society. Info: www.wcars.org/ meetings.html. • 1st THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Meeting in the Simpson Building at A-B Tech in Asheville.

Youth OUTright Weekly Discussion Group A group for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth ages 14-20 meets at the Jefferson House, 21 Edwin Place, Asheville. Info: www.myspace. com/youthoutright. • FRIDAYS, 6:30-9pm Discussion group meets.

Government & Politics Asheville Copwatch A grassroots organization formed by local residents who have become outraged at law enforcement harassment and brutality occurring within our community. Info: 3984817 or 255-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. City of Asheville Public Meetings Info: www.ashevillenc. gov. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 5pm - The Planning and Zoning Commission meets at the City Hall, 70 Court Plaza. Info: 2595847. Drinking Liberally Hoist a pint for democracy with other likeminded, left-of-center souls. Drinking Liberally is a fun and informal political discussion group. Open to all, the only cost is your tab. Info: asheville@drinkingliberally.org or www. drinkingliberally.org.

• THURSDAYS, 7-10pm - Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. Tasting Room, 77 Coxe Ave. downtown. Free Hugs for Health Care Reform • FRIDAYS, 5-8pm - Join local Obama supporters and give free hugs for health care reform. Pick up signs at Mountain Java in north Asheville at 5pm. Housing & Community Development Committee Meetings are held at Asheville City Hall. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting in the 5th floor Planning Department’s large conference room. Vigil for Peace and Justice On the grounds of All Souls Cathedral. • SUNDAYS, 5:30-6pm CDST & 4:30-5pm CST - Vigil. Anyone may participate. WNC for Change Health Care Campaign Office • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 2-8pm - Visit the campaign office inside Mountain Java coffeeshop in north Asheville. Learn how you can fight for health care reform. WNC for Change Public Protest for Health Care Reform • SA (6/27), 10am-1pm - Join local Obama supporters and special guest speakers for a public protest rally for health care reform at Pritchard Park in downtown Asheville.

Seniors & Retirees Fitness at North Asheville Community Center An exercise group welcomes new participants interested in fun exercise. Come get healthy, and it’s free, too! No discrimination against younger participants. • MONDAYS & THURSDAYS, 9-9:45am - Exercise. Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, age 50 and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round. Info: 698-3448 or www. LJRsoftball.com. • TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS - Morning games at Jackson Park in Hendersonville. Senior ECO Group For retirees interested in environmental issues. Meetings are held in the conference room at the Environmental and Conservation Organization office, 121 Third Ave. West in Hendersonville. Info: 692-0382 or www.ecownc.org. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 10am - Meeting. Stephens-Lee Center Events Located at 30 George Washington Carver St. Info: 350-2058. • WEDNESDAYS, 22:45pm - Super Seniors.

A free stretch and movement class. Walk Wise, Drive Smart Aimed at senior citizens, but open to everyone. Walks are canceled in the event of bad weather. Info: 692-4203 or www. walk-wise.org. • TH (7/2) - Urban walk.

Animals Mayfel’s Dog Days of Summer (pd.) Every Thursday through August patrons are invited to come eat and drink with their furry friends in our front patio or back courtyard, 22 College Street, downtown Asheville, 252-8840. Complimentary dog treats provided! This week 10% of proceeds will go to MaryPaws Animal Adoption. Animal Compassion Network WNC’s largest nonprofit, no-kill animal welfare organization. Find a new pet at their pet adoption events. Info: 274-DOGS or www.animalcompassionnetwork.org. • DAILY - Cat and dog adoptions at Pet Harmony, ACN’s pet store for rescued pets, located at 803 Fairview St. Meet animals ready to find their permanent homes. • SU (6/28), 12:30pm - ACN will join the Asheville Tourists for Doggies on the Diamond Day. Bring your dog to the baseball park and

enjoy various activities during the day. Plus, dog adoptions, raffles, prizes and giveaways. Asheville Aussie Club A new group connecting Australian Shepherds and their people. Info: (704) 806-7300. • SATURDAYS, 11amNoon - Please call for weekly meeting location. Asheville Kennel Club Membership is open to everyone interested in purebred dogs and responsible dog ownership. Info: 258-4833. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Breed Handling Class at the Federal Reserve Center on Louisiana Avenue. Open to the public. Buncombe County Animal Services The Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office Animal Services Division offers low-cost vaccination clinics. Rabies shots: $6. Combo shots: $15 per dog and $20 per cat. Microchips: $10. To receive a three-year rabies vaccine, bring the one-year certificate. Please bring restraints for pets. Info: 253-1195. • SA (6/27), 9amNoon - At Superpetz on Brevard Rd. —- 1-4pm - At Tractor Supply on Monticello Rd. Cat Rescue Center The cat rescue and adoption center is located at 635 Bo Cove Rd. in Cullowhee. Info: 293-0892 or www.catman2.org.

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• SUNDAYS, 10am-5pm - Cat rescue center open. Horse Sense of the Carolinas The public is invited to tour the farm, meet the horses and therapists and learn more about educational programs. Free. Reservations are recommended. Info: 683-7304 or www. HorseSenseOTC.com. • SA (6/27), 10am - Summer Farm Day. Participants will spend several hours washing, cleaning and grooming the horses, followed by lunch and an introduction to horse behavior and psychology. Free. Reservations are required: Shannon@ HorseSenseOTC.com. Mercy For Animals A nonprofit animal advocacy organization that believes non-human animals are irreplaceable individuals with morally significant interests and hence rights, including the right to live free of unnecessary suffering. Info: 231-6859 or kaylaw@mercyforanimals. org. • MO (6/29), 7pm - Free screening of Sustainable Table at Westgate Earth Fare’s community room. The documentary takes an unadulterated look into the food we eat. Complimentary vegan snacks will be provided. Rabies Clinic • SA (6/27), 9am-1pm - Rabies clinic at Erwin High School student

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gies. Info: www.wncsug. com. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm - Bi-monthly meetings, with guest speakers, provide knowledge and resources to SharePoint Developers, Users and Administrators in the region. Meetings in July, Sept. and Nov. of this year.

Business & Careers American Business Women’s Association ABWA brings together businesswomen of diverse occupations to raise funds for local scholarships and enhance the professional and personal lives of its members. Info: www. abwaskyhy.com. • 1st THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Networking followed by dinner and a meeting. Debtors Anonymous 12-step recovery on issues of underearning, debt and learning to live one’s vision in life. Info: 779-0077. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting at the Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. International Association of Administrative Professionals IAAP enhances the skills and knowledge of administrative professionals through continuing education, facilitates networking with colleagues, and establishes high

professional standards through certification. Info: stephanie.leathers@cavanaughsolutions.com. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Regular meeting. JobLink Workshops Mountain Area JobLink Career Center sponsors free workshops that include Conducting a Powerful Job Search, Interviewing and Salary Negotiation, Identifying Career Interests and Write a Winning Resume. Info: 250-4761. • MONDAYS-FRIDAYS, 8:30am-5pm - Center open. Marion Business Association Info: 652-2215. • Through TU (6/30) - Grant applications are being accepted. The NC STEP Leadership Committee is currently offering grants to small businesses located within the City of Marion. Mountain BizWorks Information Sessions Mountain BizWorks, 153 South Lexington Ave., assists aspiring and current small business owners with business training and loans. To register: 253-2834, ext. 17. • MONDAYS, 10am & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30pm - Info Sessions. Learn about the classes and services that are offered at Mountain BizWorks. Public Relations Association of WNC Info: www.prawnc.org.

• FR (6/26), 11:30am1pm - “Telling your Story And Getting the Media to Listen,” 5-star publicist Michelle Tennant of Wasabi Publicity is this month’s guest speaker. Networking and luncheon with other public relations pros. $15/$25 nonmembers.

Volunteering ABCCM Is Looking for Volunteers ABCCM’s Medical Ministry provides a free medical and dental clinic for low-income, uninsured residents of Buncombe County. Volunteers are needed in the following areas: administration, physicians, pharmacists, pharmacy technicians, dentists, hygienists, dental assts. and especially nurses. Maintenance volunteers are also needed to help with painting and repair work. Info: 2595339, ext. 319. • MONDAYS through THURSDAYS, 9am-5pm & MONDAYS, TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm - Volunteers needed to assist in the medical, pharmacy and dental clinic. Ashevillage Institute (AVI) Nonprofit eco-urban education center and living laboratory for sustainable solutions. Info or to RSVP: 225-8820, info@ ashevillage.org or www. ashevillage.org.

• THURSDAYS, 9am5pm - Volunteer days and potluck lunch. Volunteers needed in: gardening, permaculture, stonework, carpentry, marketing, administration, fundraising, business development. Graffiti Removal Action Teams Join Asheville GreenWorks in combating graffiti vandalism in our community. Group setup based on desired location and cleanup availability, supplies provided by Asheville GreenWorks. Removing quickly and keeping covered is the best way to reduce graffiti. Info: 254-1776. • THURSDAYS - Graffiti removal. Hands On AshevilleBuncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www. handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the Web site to sign up for a project. • TH (6/25), 4-6pm - Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries. Men and Women Wanted Big Brothers Big Sisters is looking for persons

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age 18 and older to share outings twice a month with youth from single-parent homes. Activities are free or lowcost, such as sports, local attractions etc. BBBS offers free tickets to events and discounts at various businesses. Info: 253-1470 or www. bbbswnc.org. • TH (6/25), Noon - Info session at the United Way building, 50 S. French Broad Ave., Rm. 213.

Mountin’ Hopes Therapeutic Horseback Riding Center • TH (6/25), 1-2:30pm - Volunteer Orientation. Work in lesson programming, care for horses, do farm chores and more. Experience not necessary, but preferred. Wear weather-appropriate clothing and close-toed shoes. Bring completed paperwork from the website. Directions available at www.mountinhopes. org.

Health Programs & Support Groups Alternative Medicine and Integrative Healing Conference (pd.) June 27-28. Pain Management, Herbology, Acupuncture, Integrative Movement, Ayurveda Massage, Healing Touch, Chiropractic Care and much more. (828) 2574475. www.mahec.net Got Pain? Get Rolfed!

(pd.) • $20 off first session! • Moneyback guarantee. • Sandy, Certified Rolf Practitioner, NC#558, (828) 296-0011. You haven’t tried everything until you’ve tried:www. originalrolfmethod.com Shoji Spa Discounts and Events (pd.) • Locals Discount: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. • SPArty: Wednesday evenings. Drinks, food and music, free. • Free Health Forum: Tuesdays, noon. Complimentary talk and food. 828-299-0999 www.shojiretreats.com Stop Being A Slave to Compulsive Habits, Depression and Anxiety (pd.) Studies have proven that self-destructive patterns involving food, alcohol/drugs, overspending and moods all have a common emotional root. • Retrain your brain using mindfulness skills • Create a secure attachment to yourself. • Re-balance your emotions • Incline your mind towards joy, away from the stress response and negativity • Experience resilience and lasting gains • Revolutionary new program is now available in the Asheville area. • Call to arrange a free consultation from a Certified Facilitator. 231-2107 or email: empowering.solutions@ yahoo.com ADD/ADHD and Meditation: Introduction

Scientific findings from medical journals on the applications of the Transcendental Meditation technique for treatment of ADHD and other learning disorders. Discussion, video, Q&A. Free. Info: www.adhdtm.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Info: 254-4350. Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOAs continue “survival” behaviors they had as children, which no longer serve them as adults. In fact, they prohibit ACOAs from becoming who they want to be. Come learn how to grow in recovery and become the person you know you are meant to be through this 12step group. The only ACOA group in WNC. Info: 281-1314. • FRIDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meets at Grace Episcopal Church off Merrimon Ave. in Asheville. Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-286-1326 or www.wnc-alanon.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - Al-Anon in West Asheville: Meeting at West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Rd., across from Ingles. Separate Newcomers’ Meeting meets also at 8pm. Info: 258-4799. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 242-6197. • FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of Al-Anon is a gayfriendly support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 670-6277 (until 9pm). • FRIDAYS, 12:301:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 6868131. • FRIDAYS, 6:30pm Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave.SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte and Macon. Beginners welcome.

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SATURDAYS, Noon Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St., next to the library. Enter via side glass doors. • SUNDAYS, 5-6pm - Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566. • MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131. • TUESDAYS, Noon - Black Mountain Group meets at St. James Episcopal Church, 424 W. State St. Info: 2778620.TUESDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 2536624. All Souls Counseling Center Located at 23 Orange St, Asheville. To register or for more info: 259-3369. • WEDNESDAYS, 1:30-3pm - Walking Group With Depression Education. Learn new ways to deal with depression while benefiting from walking and group processing. • SATURDAYS, 67:30pm - Support Group for Recovering Addicts.

• MONDAYS, 3-5pm - Ecological Approach to Depression & Anxiety. Experience the healing qualities of the natural world. Alzheimer’s Disease & Related Disorders Offered throughout WNC by the Alzheimer’s Association. For additional listings and more info: 254-7363. Alzheimer’s Association 24-hour helpline: (800) 272-3900. • 4th THURSDAYS, 3:30pm - Meeting at ClareBridge, 4 Walden Ridge Rd., Swannanoa. Art of Intimacy Practice Group Learn life-changing communication and relationship skills, drawing from the work of Brad Blanton (Radical Honesty), Marshal Rosenberg (Nonviolent Communication), Susan Campbell (Getting Real), John Bradshaw (Homecoming) and others. By donation. Info: 254-5613 or www.centerforsacredsexuality.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - Meeting. Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective An inclusive, non-judgmental and without hierarchy group. All people with mental health or emotional issues are

welcome. Info: 2514699. • MONDAYS, 7pm Meeting at YWCA, 185 S. French Broad Ave. Bright Side Community Health Series • TH (6/25), 6-7pm - “Stress and Your Emotions.” Learn how past experiences can run your body and about simple exercises to bring your mind and body back to the present. At 15 Lee St., Asheville. Free. Info: 552-9957 or thebrightsidehealth.com. C.L.O.S.E.R.R. Community Liaison Organization for Support, Education, Reform and Referral. The group offers support, networking, education, entertainment and fellowship for the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Straight and their Allies. • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm Meets in the social room at All Souls Episcopal in Asheville. Cancer Support Group for Caregivers • MONDAYS, 11amNoon - Meetings at Jubilee, 46 Wall St., Asheville. Emotional support for family members of people experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394.

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Cancer Support Group for Women • MONDAYS, 1:30-3pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church. Emotional support for women experiencing cancer. Facilitated by Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Info: 299-0394. Caregivers and Resentment • MO (6/29), 5-6pm - A program for caregivers on dealing with anger, resentment and guilt. A psychotherapist and a Geriatric Nurse Practitioner will lead the discussion. Mission Hospitals Women’s Resource Center, 50 Doctors Drive. Sponsored by Caring for Aging Parents Education and Support. Info: 2134542. Diabetic Support Group Enabling you to stand toe to toe with diabetes. Info: 301-8555 or pharmacistdrugsandyou@ yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 2pm Meets in E. Asheville. Dual Recovery Group Group meets at the Black Mountain Presbyterian Church House, 117 Montreat Road. For individuals who have a chemical dependency, emotional, and/or psychiatric illness and need support. We share our

experience, strength, and hope with one another. A 12-step based program. Info: 357-8403. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8pm Group meets. Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the support group meetings. Info: 337-4685 or www.thecenternc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Free. El Circulo Playful, deadly, spontaneous healing. A new, evolving martial art and conscious movement formally known as Pa Kua. Info: 280-7287. • WEDNESDAYS, 5:30pm - Free classes at Montford Park. Emotions Anonymous Another Life Foundation will be holding Emotions Anonymous Support Group meetings by way of teleconferencing. All that is needed is a phone and the Internet. Free. Info: 1-888-543-3480 or www.anotherlifefoundation.org. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Meeting. Essential Tremor Support Group Info: 687-2356 or bchhenze@bellsouth.net.

• 1st THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Meeting at Symour Auditorium, CarePartners, Sweeten Creek Rd. Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. To register or for info: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600. • MO (6/29), 12:301:30pm - “Prevention and Early Detection of Cancer,” with William Medina, M.D. Registration required. • TH (7/2), 3-4:30pm - “Keeping Your Brain Young,” with speech therapist Lucy Butler. The discussion will focus on “brain plasticity” and how to use this method to help prevent cognitive decline. Food Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women who are willing to recover from the disease of food addiction. Sharing experiences and hope with others allows participants to recover from the disease one day at a time. All are welcome. Info: 242-3717. • MONDAYS, Noon1pm & FRIDAYS, 7-8pm - Meetings at Biltmore

United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Food Addicts in Recovery For directions or more info: 697-5053. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Free meeting at St. Eugene’s Catholic Church. Free Veteran’s Clinic to Help Fight PTSD • Last SUNDAYS, 13pm - Community-style acupuncture clinic for veterans at Relax & Rejuvenate Massage Center. Licensed and experienced acupuncturist provides free treatments to help with pain, stress, depression, panic attacks, insomnia. Space is limited. Info: 2509077. Grief Support Offered by Four Seasons Hospice & Palliative Care at Greatrex Place, 571 South Allen Road, Flat Rock. Info: 692-6178. • WEDNESDAYS (6/3 through 6/24), 5:307:30pm - Grief support group. Participants are asked to attend “Grief 101” first. Health Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Events are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 210-0100. • WE (6/24), 6:30pm - Find out how to stop your blood sugar highs and lows because these can increase your risk for developing Metabolic Syndrome and Type 2 Diabetes. Registration required. Healthy Chocolate Meetup Taste raw chocolate (it’s really good) and learn the many benefits. Caffeine-free and diabetic friendly. Info: 545-2571. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meeting at 866 Haywood Rd., W. Asheville. Henderson County Red Cross Red Cross holds classes in CPR and First Aid for infants, children and adults; Standard First Aid in Spanish; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid. Located at 203 Second Ave. East, Hendersonville. Info: 693-5605.

: Blood Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • TU (6/30), 10am2:30pm - Brian Center, 1870 Pisgah Dr., Hendersonville. Info: 693-9796. K.A.R.E. Support Groups Kid’s Advocacy Resource Effort offers several ongoing support groups. Info: 456-8995. • WEDNESDAYS, 5:307:30pm - Single Parents Support Group. Dinner and childcare provided. At First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Call ext. 201 for more info. Life in Balance Yet? Explore new self-empowering ways to achieve more peace and harmony in life. Info: 236-2267. • SUNDAYS, 6:30pm Free seminar. Meditation and Health Treating hypertension, stress disorders, anxiety, depression, addiction and other health issues through the Transcendental Meditation technique. A discussion of medical research and NIHfunded studies on TM and health. Free. Info: 254-4350 or www.meditationasheville.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Men’s Group An opportunity for men to sit down together and share openly and honestly what is actually going on in their lives, and to participate in unconditional friendship and support of each others’ happiness, peace and liberation. Free. Info: 681-5177 or 776-4347. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm Call for meeting location. Narcotics Anonymous A fellowship of recovering addicts that can help those afflicted get clean and stay clean through a 12-step program. The group focuses on recovering from the disease of addiction rather than any particular drug. For WNC NA meeting schedules and info: www.wncana. org. Helpline: (866) 9252148.

• DAILY - Please call for location details. Operation Blood Drive • TH (6/25), 7am-6pm - At Trinity Baptist Church, 216 Shelburne Road, Asheville, and Grace Lutheran Church, 1245 Sixth Avenue West, Hendersonville. Hosted by WLOS and the Red Cross. For an Asheville appointment: 258-3888, ext. 402. For a Hendersonville appointment: 693-5605. Overcomers Recovery Support Group A Christian-based 12step recovery program. Provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with lifecontrolling problems. Meetings are held at 32 Rosscraggon Road. All are welcome. Info: rchovey@sos.spc-asheville. org. • TUESDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting. Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless noted. • THURSDAYS, Noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899. • SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks & Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery mtg. Info: 669-0986. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm Hendersonville: Balfour United Meth. Church, 2567 Asheville Hwy. (Hwy. 25). Open mtg. Info: 1-800-580-4761. • MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Open mtg. Info: 2778185. • TUESDAYS, 10:30amNoon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari. Open BBSS mtg. Info: 280-2213. Pet Loss Support Group For anyone who has lost a pet or is anticipating the death of a companion animal. Free. Info: 2583229. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - The group meets at the Unitarian

Universalist Church of Asheville, 1 Edwin Pl. Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required. • SU (6/28), Noon4:30pm - Asheville Jewish Community Center, 236 Charlotte St., Asheville. Info: 2530701. • MO (6/29), 6:30-11am - Reuter Family YMCA, 3 Town Square Blvd., Asheville. Info: 6519622. S-Anon For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803. • WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week. S-Anon Meetings S-Anon is a 12-step recovery program for partners, family and friends of sexaholics. We share our experience, strength and hope to help solve our common problems. Meetings held weekly in Asheville, Fletcher and Waynesville. Call confidential voice mail for information: 258-5117. • WEEKLY - Meetings. Sex Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women recovering from addictive sexual behavior (physical and/or emotional). Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Info: 800-477-8191 (live person Mon.-Fri. 11am7pm) or 348-0284 to leave a local message for a return call. • WEDNESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting. • SUNDAYS, 7pm Meeting. Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous SLAA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women who have a desire to stop living out a pattern of sex and love addiction. Behaviors addressed are: compulsive sexual

behavior, extreme dependency on a person, chronic preoccupation with romance, intrigue or fantasy. Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Open to all sexual orientations. Info: AshevilleSLAA@gmail. com. • SATURDAYS, 10am - First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Step/Weights Class Free ongoing aerobics class with step, weights, resistance bands and stretches. Offered by Asheville Parks & Recreation to promote Asheville’s cardiovascular health. At StephensLee Center (from S. Charlotte, turn on Max St. and go up the hill). Info: 350-2058. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:306:30pm - Step/Weights Class. Therapeutic Healing Circle for Women Inner-searching, selfreflection, self-expression, strengthening, enlivening, supportive, community, creativity, soulfulness. Info: 7860477. • WEDNESDAYS (7/22 through 8/19), 6-8:30pm - While the sun burns brightly, bring a burning issue to explore. By donation. Call for details. Transitions: Job Loss Resource & Support Group • WEDNESDAYS, 3pm Meets at the First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville, located at the corner of Sixth Avenue and Church Street in downtown Hendersonville. Info: www.hvlfumc.org/transitions or 693-4275. YWCA Health Seminars & Screenings Free, unless otherwise noted. The YWCA is at 185 S. French Broad Ave. Info: 254-7206 ext. 202. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 1011am - Blood pressure screenings.

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Sports Groups & Activities Asheville Foosball Weekly “open draw your partner” foosball (table

soccer) tournaments. Cash prizes. Open to all skill levels, beginner to pro-master. Info: 2542349 or www.Netfoos. com (Asheville Foosball). • FRIDAYS, 8:30pm - Open D.Y.P. (Draw Your Partner) Foosball Tournament at Northside Grill and Bar, 853 Merrimon Ave. Asheville Lacrosse Club This nonprofit organization sponsors and organizes both adult and youth lacrosse in WNC. Men over the age of 18 are welcome to come learn about full-contact lacrosse. No experience necessary. Info: 2803938 or www.ashevillelacrosse.com. • THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Practice at Memorial Stadium behind McCormick Field. Asheville Rugby Football Club Players of all sizes and ability are welcome. No experience necessary. ARFC is highly competitive and participates in Division III, USA Rugby South. Info: 273-0347 or www.ashevillerugby. com. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7pm Practice at Walton Park (near the hospital). Badminton Come join the Asheville Badminton Club for fastpaced competitive indoor badminton twice weekly at 34 Pearson Dr. Info: 253-3714. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5-8pm Badminton. Disc Golf Check the Richmond Hill Park kiosk for events and tournaments, as well as the WNC Disc Golf Web site. Info: 680-9626 or www.wncdiscgolf.com. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at WCU, Cullowhee —- 5:30pm - Singles at Haywood Community College. • FRIDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Doubles at Haywood Community College. • SUNDAYS, Noon - Doubles at Richmond Hill or Mars Hill College campus —- 4pm Doubles at Waynesville Rec Park. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Black Mountain Park. • TUESDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park.

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Unified Martial Artists Calling on any and all martial artists of any stripe, style, experience or age (18+) to crosstrain and “play.” Free. Info: coohanluk@ hotmail.com, please include a brief profile and contact info. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Unified Martial Artists meeting. Waynesville Recreation Center Located at 550 Vance St. in Waynesville. Info: 456-2030 or recathletics@townofwaynesville. org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS (6/15 through 8/7) - Beginner to intermediate level group swimming lessons. Call to register. Wednesday Night Mountain Bike Ride • WEDNESDAYS, 6:309pm - Meets at Rice Pinnacle parking lot at Bent Creek. Distance/ route will vary; no one left behind. Info: 2514686.

Kids Hands On History Camp (pd.) Week-long camp runs 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. daily. $120 fee. Fun programs and crafts. Games and play, too. For 2nd - 5th graders. 2539131. Smith McDowell House Summer Savings • Only $69 Per Week (pd.) The Martial Arts & Sports Summer Camp. Ages 6 - 15 split classes. June 15 through August 14. Call 2515425 or visit www.centerformartialartsusa.net At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 2-11. Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS (through Aug.), 10:30am - Story time. • FR (6/5) through SU (9/6) - Arthur’s World, the national touring exhibition based on the PBS children’s television series and popular Marc Brown books, will be on display. • 1st THURSDAYS, 10:30-11:30am Preschool Playdate. Provides youngsters ages 3-6 with a unique

and safe venue to play and explore with other children as well as learn from an expert educator. Blue Ridge Parkway Visitor Center Milepost 384. • TH (6/25), 7-8:30pm - Family Night. Build a birdhouse for robins and other backyard birds with rangers. All materials provided. Free, but registration is required. Info: 298-5330, ext. 304 or 350-3822, ext. 209. Camp E.D.G.E. Vacation Bible School • MO (6/22) through FR (6/26), 9am-Noon - For 3 year olds to rising 6th graders. Extreme Bible Trek, science, art, games, music, snacks and more. Free. Everyone is welcome. At the First Baptist Church of Asheville. Kickoff June 20 from 4 to 6pm. To register: 252-4781. Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition info: 2305778 or www.singasheville.org. • THURSDAYS, 6:307:45pm - Regular rehearsal at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St. Colburn Earth Science Museum Programs Info: 254-7162 or www. colburnmuseum.org. $4/$3 admission cost. Many events are free or discounted to museum members. • WEDNESDAYS, 3-4pm - Geologist will be on site to identify any rock or mineral you bring in. Free. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 3-5pm - Free admission to the museum and free rock and mineral ID. Events For Kids At Historic Johnson Farm Located at 3346 Haywood Rd. in Hendersonville. There are two nature trails (free), and guided tours are offered ($5/$3). Info: 891-6585 or www.historicjohnsonfarm.org. • TU (6/23) through TH (6/25), 10-11:30am Children’s Art Workshop with artist Carolyn Serrano. This three-day workshop focuses on drawing skills. $40. Info: 891-6585. • MONDAYS, 11am - “Grand and Me” is an opportunity for parents, guardians and/or grandparents to bond with children while receiving a

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hands-on history lesson. Plus, meet the animals at the barn. $5 adults. • WE (7/1), 10am - “Shakare Workshop.” Make your own musical instrument using beading, knots and gourds. $10. Rising 3rd through high-school-age kids; adults welcome. Events for Kids at Spellbound Spellbound Children’s Bookshop is located at 19 Wall St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 232-2228 or www.spellboundchildrensbookshop.com. • SU (6/28), 1pm - Story Time for Ages 3 to 6 featuring stories about dogs. Free. Hands On! Gallery This children’s gallery is located at 318 North Main St. in Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 6978333 or www.handsonwnc.org. • TH (6/25), 2-4pm - Learn to build window planters and plant flowers in them. Kids will also learn about the plants and how to best take care of them. $15 nonmembers/$10. Call for reservations. • TH (7/2), 10am-Noon - Rocketry Class (mixed levels). Each student will build a rocket to launch at Jackson Park immediately following the class. $15 for beginner class/$25 for intermediate class. Registration required. Kids Corner Market A series of free activities for kids at the Asheville City Market. Organized by Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project to get children excited about fresh food and physical activity. Info: 236-1282 or brook@asapconnections. org. • SA (6/27), 10am12:30pm - Cooking Demo & Food Art with ASAP and Western Dietetics Association. Kidz Express • THURSDAYS (6/25 through 8/7), 1-3pm - Summertime youth program at the Old Armory Rec. Center, 44 Boundary St., Waynesville. Kids will learn to plant, tend, and grow a garden and flowering plants. Plus, crafts. Free, but registration required. Info: 476-4231.

N.C. Arboretum Events for Kids Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 9am-5pm & SUNDAYS, Noon5pm - Nature Activities for Kids. Check out a Discovery Day Pack, which includes binoculars, bug boxes and other items. Free with parking. • MONDAYS & TUESDAYS, 9am11:30am - Wee Naturalist Classes. Children Pre-K and below, along with a parent, caregiver or grandparent, learn about trees, plants, birds, bears, raindrops and more. $6/class or $20/four classes. Call to register. Tot Shabbat & Tot Shabbat Playgroup Hosted by the Asheville Jewish Community Center. All preschoolers and their caregivers are invited to attend and celebrate Shabbat. Info: 505-2697 or 253-0701, ext. 109. • FRIDAYS, 10am - Tot Shabbat Playgroup. A casual program full of music and joy. Following Shabbat, challah and juice are provided, along with an art project or group game.

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system, chaotic energy, geopathic stresses. Topics: emotional release, sacred geometry, high-level wellness, anti-aging, kinesiology. Wednesday, June 24, 6:30 - 9:00. Rev. Jesse Plagenhoef, MD, holistic practitioner/metaphysician over 45 years. $20 Suggested Donation. Call Anne at 989-4373. Founders of New Thought Classes (pd.) Tuesdays, 79pm, June 2-August 4. At Center for Spiritual Living, 2 Science of Mind Way. More information, call: (828) 253-2325 or (828) 253-7472. Goddess/Gods: Teachings For The Modern Nobility (pd.) • May 2, Chapel Hill. 10am-1pm. Celtic Gods and Goddess. • May 6: Asheville. An empowering year-long workshop series for modern people to access ancient wisdom today. (Quetzalcoatl, Tonantzin to name a few). $20/ session, includes all materials. You must call to confirm. • Zoe: (828) 284-0975. www.mayanrecordkeeper.com A Circle of Conscious Men ManKind Project offers weekend training sessions and weekly group meetings that take men on a journey to connect head and heart, examine their lives, and create deeper, more powerful and more joyful ways of living. Info: www.mkp. org or 318-4448. • TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Open group meeting. Free. Call for info. A Course in Miracles Classes For anyone sincerely interested in joining a loving group for ACIM study and practice. The group meets at Groce United Methodist Church in East Asheville. Info: 712-5472. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm Study group meets. A Mountain Mindfulness Sangha Part of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of THICH NHAT HANH, the group practices mindfulness as the energy of being aware and awake to the present moment. Practicing with a “sangha” (a community) can bring both joy and support. All are invited. Info & directions: mountainmindfulness@

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freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19):

Reality TV personality Spencer Pratt used to be skeptical about the power of prayer. But his wife Heidi, herself a devout believer, urged him to keep his mind open. Then, as an experiment, Spencer asked God to help him and Heidi get a double date with teen pop star Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend, despite the fact that neither of them even knew Cyrus. Apparently God heard and responded, because not too long after that, the hoped-for double date did indeed come to pass. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m telling you this, Aries, because I think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re entering a phase when you, like Pratt, will have extra luck in making idiosyncratic wishes come true. If I were you, though, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d focus on more profound idiosyncratic wishes than the kind Pratt pined for.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

Do you have a subconscious urge to escape the constraints of your customary behavior? Have you ever wished you could be someone else for a while? If so, this is your lucky week, Taurus. The cosmos is granting you a temporary exemption from acting and feeling like your same old self. From now until July 2, you have permission to walk like, talk like, think like, and even make love like a Pisces or Virgo or Gemini â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or any sign, for that matter, except Scorpio or Aquarius. You might enjoy checking out my horoscopes for the other signs, and following the advice that sounds most fun.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fete Your Feet Week, Gemini. Your soles definitely need more attention, pampering, and contact with nature. (So does your soul, and hopefully that will happen as you carry out the more literal assignment.) So abstain from wearing your shoes and socks at every opportunity. Get as much contact as possible between your naked feet and the naked earth. Even walking unshod on floors and pavements could prove helpful. Foot massages are advisable, as well as pedicures, henna tattoos, and foot baths. Try praying with your feet instead of your hands, and see if you can get someone to kiss and adore you down there.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):

â&#x20AC;&#x153;His heart was growing full of broken wings and artificial flowers,â&#x20AC;? wrote poet Federico Garcia Lorca. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In his mouth, just one small word was left.â&#x20AC;? There were times during the first half of June when I was tempted to borrow those words to describe you, Cancerian. Now, thankfully, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re moving into a much brighter phase. The buds that are about to bloom in your heart are very much alive, not artificial, and your wings, while not fully restored to strength, are healing. Meanwhile, your mouth is even now being replenished with a fresh supply of many vivid words.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

What scares you or perturbs you in the coming week could, by August, become what fuels you. What makes you feel unsettled and out of sorts could turn out to be good medicine. But of course youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re under no obligation to submit yourself to this experimental sequence, Leo. The fact is, you could probably run away from the discomfort and get immediate relief. Unfortunately, taking that approach would deprive you of the benefits that will almost certainly come from enduring the discomfort for a while. My preference is that you be brave and far-seeing.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a better than even chance that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re about to embark on a Summer of Love. To improve your odds even more, meditate on the following questions. 1. What qualities do you look for in a lover that you would benefit from developing more fully in yourself? 2. What do you think are your two biggest delusions about the way love works? 3. Is there anything you can do to make yourself more lovable? 4. Is there anything you can do to be more loving? 5. Are you willing to deal with the fact that any intimate relationship worth pursuing will inevitably evoke the most negative aspects of both partners â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and require both partners to heal their oldest wounds?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):

You are entering a phase when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have more power than usual to influence people. Your charisma will be waxing and the light in your eyes will be growing more intense, making it more likely that your point of view will be heard and appreciated. Your powers of persuasion will be increasing, as well,

and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have extra understanding about how to motivate people and get them to work together effectively. So let me ask you the most important question: What exactly do you want to accomplish with your enhanced clout?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):

Congratulations, Scorpio. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve reached the end of the Big Squeeze. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve served your time in the bottleneck. And so I invite you to relax your pinched expression, loosen up your puckered expectations, and let the Season of Experiments begin. According to my projections, you will soon be receiving a host of invitations to wander into the frontier with your raw sense of wonder turned up all the way. Please research each invitation thoroughly before choosing. When youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve decided which adventures are most likely to enhance your understanding of the art of liberation, dive in.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

A guy I barely know critiqued me at a party recently. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t suffered enough to feel intense passion,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Your life has been too happy, too easy.â&#x20AC;? I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to get into a debate about whether my life has been too happy and easy, so in my reply I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mention my divorce or the time I was shot or the grueling poverty I endured for 18 years. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re saying,â&#x20AC;? I told him, â&#x20AC;&#x153;that suffering is the only way you can acquire passion? I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t agree. Have you ever raised a child? Have you ever been in love with someone who incited you to make radical changes in your life? Have you ever worked on a creation for many years and then submitted it to be judged by thousands of people? I have.â&#x20AC;? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m letting you know about this, Sagittarius, because I predict youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll soon be offered an experience like those I named â&#x20AC;&#x201D; adventures that have the potential to build intense passion without requiring you to suffer.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

â&#x20AC;&#x153;The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows,â&#x20AC;? said journalist Sydney J. Harris. That would be an excellent motto for you to live by in the coming weeks, Capricorn. Whether or not youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re enrolled in school, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in a phase when your capacity for attracting learning experiences is at a peak. To take maximum advantage of the cosmic tendencies, all you have to do is cultivate a hungry curiosity for fresh teachings and life lessons â&#x20AC;&#x201D; especially those that shift you away from gazing at your own reflection and toward peering out at the mysteries of the world.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a preview of the accomplishments I expect you to complete in the next four weeks. Number of karmic debts paid off and canceled: 1. Number of bad habits replaced with good habits: 2. Number of holes blasted in your theory about why you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do more of what you love to do: 300. Number of â&#x20AC;&#x153;necessitiesâ&#x20AC;? lost that turn out not to be necessities: 1. Number of psychic wounds successfully medicated: 1. Number of confusing messes that evolve into interesting opportunities: 2. Number of romantic obstructions eliminated: 1 and a half.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):

A delicious forbidden fruit will be more available than usual in the coming weeks. You can choose to ignore it, of course. You can pretend itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not even there and instead concentrate on the less forbidden fruits that are tasty enough. Or, on the other hand, you can sidle up closer to the forbidden fruit and engage in some discreet explorations, testing subtly to see whether itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s any healthier for your sanity than it used to be. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure what the best decision is, Pisces, but I do suggest this: Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just rip off all your defenses, forget all your commitments, and start heedlessly taking big bites out of the forbidden fruit.

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discussion. Info: Trey@ QueDox.com. • 4th THURSDAYS, 79pm - Meet at the EnkaCandler Library meeting room. Baha’i Faith The Baha’i Community welcomes visitors to devotional meetings each Sunday morning at the center located at 5 Ravenscroft Drive. Info: 251-1051 or www. wncbahai.org. • SUNDAYS, 11am Devotional Meetings. Bear Clan Medicine Lodge The group practices Native American spirituality. It also studies natural healing modalities. Not affiliated with any tribe or organization. Everyone is welcome. Meets at the library on Mitchell St. in Old Fort. Info: http://seeks.spirit. tripod.com. • 2nd & 4th SUNDAYS, 3-5pm - Meeting. Beth Israel Synagogue Located at 229 Murdock Ave. An egalitarian house of prayer, study and assembly in the Conservative Jewish tradition where all are welcome. Join us for Shabbat services, Minyans, high holidays and festival services and celebrations. Info: 252-

8431 or www.bethisraelnc.org. • THURSDAYS, 7:30am - Minyan (9:30am on public holidays). • FRIDAYS, 7:30pm Services. • SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Services. Buddhist Hermitage Open to all Buddhist traditions and faiths. Study, discuss, and endeavor to live the Buddha’s teachings on Mindfulness, Compassion and Wisdom. Meetings at Embracing Simplicity Hermitage, 7 Wisdom Lane, Hendersonville. Info: 338-2665 or www. embracingsimplicityhermitage.org. • DAILY (except WED. & SAT.), 11am - Dharma study and meditation. Followed by a fellowship gathering on Sun. Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op. New series: “Freedom From Worldly Concerns.” This series of classes will give instructions on how these concerns function and how to find happiness from more reliable sources. Suggested donation: $8. Info: 7795502 or www.meditation-in-northcarolina.org.

• WE (6/24), 7:15pm - “Seeking Pleasure, Finding Pain.” • WE (7/1), 7:15pm - “Reputation: Here Today, Gone Tomorrow.” Celebrate Recovery Christ-centered, biblically based recovery ministry. Weekly fellowship and support meetings deal with real-life issues, including divorce, co-dependency, anger, control, chemical dependency, sexual addictions, hurtful relationships, eating disorders, depression, and other addictive, compulsive or dysfunctional behaviors. Info: 687-1111. • MONDAYS - Evenings at Biltmore Baptist Church, 35 Clayton Road, Arden. Celebrate Recovery Group At the Swannanoa Church of God, 199 Wilson Ave., Swannanoa. Side entrance of church. Info: 301-1789 or 582-2933. • MONDAYS, 6pm Group meets. Church of Christ, Scientist Join us in a welcoming atmosphere as we worship the all loving God. Through a better understanding of your relationship with Christ find freedom and healing. Located at 64 N. French Broad. Info: 252-1787. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30pm - Weekly meet-

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ing for inspiration and testimonies of healing. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Weekly Service and Sunday School. Childcare provided. Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living, inspired by the teachings of Thich Nhat Hanh, meets at the home of Judith & Philip Toy at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.net. • WEDNESDAYS, 67:30pm - Seated meditation, walking meditation, Sutra Reading and Dharma discussion in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Fourth Wednesdays beginners class. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 6:307:30am - Chanting practice, seated meditation. Please Cancel This Listing. • 4th SUNDAYS, 8am - Japanese-style Zen service followed by informal tea. Coalition of Earth Religions Events Info: 230-5069 or www. ceres-wnc.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS - Meeting at the Earth Fare Community Room. Call for details. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 6:30-9pm - Pagans

Night Out. Meet at the Bier Garden in downtown Asheville. Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Info: 252-0538 or www.ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Free practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners. Congregation Beth HaTephila Asheville’s Reform Jewish Temple is located at Liberty and Broad Streets, and offers a Religious School (for members) and adult education, as well as many activities and committees. Info: 253-4911 or www.bethhatephila.org. • FRIDAYS, 7:30pm - Kabbalat Shabbat services. Course in Miracles Ongoing discussion group with Rev. Gene Conner. Info: 296-7558. • SUNDAYS, 12:151:30pm - Discussion group meets. Course in Miracles Discussion Group

This group meets at a North Asheville location. Info: 350-0986. • WEDNESDAYS, Noon1:30pm - Group meeting. Love offering. Crossroads Interfaith Ministry Offers interfaith meetings, meaning people of any faith who are interested in Soul-based spiritual healing are welcome. Love offerings accepted. Info: revbrett@charter.net, 776-9022 or www. crossroadsinterfaith. blogspot.com/. • 4th SUNDAYS, 11am - Discussion, prayer and spiritual studies group. • 1st THURSDAYS, 6pm - Come join Crossroads Interfaith Ministry for a free weekly energy-healing circle. Eckhart Tolle Meetings Come and learn how to experience Presence. Each meeting will start off with silent meditation, followed by a 60-min. Retreat Series video and sharing. This group started with the A New Earth book club. Info: 685-7945. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting in Hendersonville. Events at Basilica St. Lawrence 97 Haywood St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 252-6042. • WEEKDAYS, 7:30am AND 12:10pm - Mass. • FRIDAYS, 1pm - Bible study group meets in

the lower conference room. • SATURDAYS - 7:30am, Mass; 3:304:30pm, Reconciliation; 5pm - Vigil Mass. • SUNDAYS - 9am & 12pm Mass; 5pm Mass in Spanish. First Congregational Church Located at 20 Oak St. in downtown Asheville. “An open and affirming congregation.” Info: 252-8729 or www.uccasheville.org. • SUNDAYS (6/7 through 9/6), 10am Summer worship service with Rev. Joe Hoffman and Rev. Shannon Spencer. Childcare is provided. FCUCC is an open and affirming congregation; all are welcome. Great Tree Zen Temple Offers retreats, workshops, classes and monthly Family Practice (children welcome). For the full calendar and more info: www. greattreetemple.org or 645-2085. • TUESDAYS - Weekly Meditation and Study: 3:30-5pm - Afternoon program —- 5-5:30pm - Break —- 5:30-7pm Evening program. Come to one or both sessions. Hare Krsna Sunday Feast At Namaste Yoga Center, 57 Broadway, Asheville. Donations welcome. Info: www. highthinkingsimpleliving. org or 506-2987.

• SUNDAYS, 6pm - Devotional chanting and vegetarian feast on select Sundays. Hendersonville First Congregational United Church of Christ Located at 1735 Fifth Ave. W. in Hendersonville. Info: 692-8630 or www. fcchendersonville.org. • SU (6/28), 11am French Missionary Rev. Tim Rose, who served with Global Ministries for twelve years, will be the guest preacher on “Some Thoughts from a Missionary.” Infinity Institute for Compassionate Living Due to the demand, The Beyond Mental Concept booklet plus more from the life-changing dynamics of Sri Robert are back. Please send selfaddressed envelope for current orderlist to the Infinity Institute, P.O. Box 1102, Enka, 28728. Info: (702) 525-3982. • MONDAYS - Reading. Contact for details. Journey Expansion Team (JET) • WEDNESDAYS, 79pm - An inspiration of James Ray featured on Oprah/The Secret. Join a group of like-minded people who want to share with others The Law Of Vibration and other Universal Laws. Info: 329-7145 or kimberlycroteau@yahoo. com. Maharishi’s Transcendental Meditation Program

Introduction to an effortless technique for accessing the unlimited reservoir of creative intelligence within everyone. Includes video presentation by physicist John Hagelin discussing scientific research on health benefits and brain patterns of TM. Free. Info: 254-4350 or www. meditationasheville.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - Meets at the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut St. Meditation for This Age Info: (888)-250-8115. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:459pm - Meditation Class: Reduce stress, open the heart, think clearly, deepen a spiritual connection. $10. Call for location details. Men’s Group in W. Asheville The group includes ritual, presentations and discussion. Focus on vision, mission and relationships. Facilitated by an experienced men’s work leader. Meets at the OASIS Center in W. Asheville. Info: 8179727. • MONDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meeting. Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. Info: 2583241 or www.billwalz. com. • MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation. Mountain Zen Practice Center Ending suffering through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Located at 156 E. Chestnut St. Info: 253-4621 or www.mountainzen.org. Orientation required for newcomers. • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Meditation and discussion. Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings are dynamic and diverse and range from topics

such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 2062009. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting. Open Heart Meditation Enjoy the peace and happiness of your own heart. Learn easy, effective practices for becoming heart-centered. Open to all. Free. Info: 645-5950, 2152572 or www.heartsanctuary.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 78:30pm - Upstairs at 218 E. Chestnut St. in Asheville. • THURSDAYS, 10:30am-Noon - At Namaste, 57 Broadway in Asheville. Psychic Development Class Learn to develop your psychic/intuitive abilities. Emphasis is on gaining experience through practice and applying it to everyday situations. $10 donation. For info & directions: 253-4272 or 255-8304. • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 78:30pm - Class. Ray of Hope Nondenominational Church Located at 441 N. Louisiana Ave., Suites K & L. Info: 252-PRAY. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Training for Christian Service. • SUNDAYS, 10am - Training for Christian Service —- 11am Worship with Pastor Inez D. Ray. Sathya Sai Baba Center Of Asheville Info: 665-3952. • 4th SATURDAYS, 10am - Service Project. Self-Realization Fellowship Asheville Meditation Circle of SRF meets weekly for Meditation and Readings Services from the teachings of Paramahansa Yogananda, author of Autobiography of a Yogi. Info: 645-6322 or 6649503. • SUNDAYS, 9am - Meditation —- 10am - Readings. Info: AshevilleSRF@gmail. com. Sh’ma Messianic Ministries Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Studies for Jews and gentiles. Hebraic roots with biblical and basic Hebrew language, Israeli dance.

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Free. Join the group for updates, contacts, calendars of feast days and other info: 582-4430, shma_ministries@ yahoo.com or www. shmaministries@vpweb. com. To subscribe: ashevillemessianics@ yahoogroups.com. • FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS - Messianic studies and Hebrew classes. Silent Meditation Come and enjoy group silent meditation in the Marshall area. Info: 5450239. • TUESDAYS, 7pm Meditation. Sojourner Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) A congregation in formation. The goal is provide a caring, non-threatening environment for the exploration of Christian spirituality. Info: www. sojournerchurch.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am Worship —- 10:30am Fellowship. Lower floor of Morningside Baptist Church, 14 Mineral Springs Road, Asheville. Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Free meditation initiation and one-hour of silent meditation followed by 45 mins. of devotional singing. Free vibhuti (sacred ash) distributed. Directions & info: 2993246. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Gathering. St. George’s Episcopal Church Led by Rev. Canon Gus Boone. Located at 1 School Road, Malvern Hills, Asheville. Info: 258-0211 or http:// webpages.charter.net/ stgeorgeasheville. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - In need of a faith lift? Find spiritual nourishment at a small church with a big heart. Welcoming and affirming to everyone. Children especially welcome. Sufi Healing Circle Traditional chanting practices to invoke the presence of the Divine to heal ourselves, our community and the world. Taste the love deep in your heart. Info: 777-5503.

• SUNDAYS, 6-7:15pm - Gathering. Call for location info. Temple B’nai Zion Located at 855 Howard Gap Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 697-3668 or BnaiZionAv1@aol.com. • FRIDAYS, 7pm Kabblat Shabbat Service. • SATURDAYS, 1:30 PM - A light meal followed by —- 2pm - Torah study, followed by Hebrew study. • TUESDAYS, 7pm - “Benote TefillahDaughters of Prayer.” The Aramaic Healing Circle: The Maya Cosmos • FR (6/26), 6-9pm - With special guest Esiris Kayab Lyons. The structure, pronunciation and cosmological significance of the unique language, mathematical and calendrical systems used by the Maya. At Namsaste Yoga Sanctuary, 57 Broadway. $25. Info: 253-6985. The Joy of Meditation Series Learn spiritual tools that can effectively harness the power of positive purpose, and experience different paths of meditation that can create your life in a new and different way. At the Foothills Connect Center in Rutherfordton. Love offering; proceeds benefit the library of your choice. Info: 674-8751 or revheidi@yahoo.com. • SU (6/28), 10:30am12:30pm - “The Joy of Meditation Experiential Workshop.” The River Church A nondenominational area church family that believes in the value of meaningful worship, practical Bible teaching and real-life relationships. Info: 348-4703. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Currently meets at Oakley Elementary School. The Underground Church Merging with God, culture and others. We were sick of church but still loved God, so we decided to start meeting together. If that resonates, come and join the group on Sundays. Info: www.ug-3.com or 318-6940.

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• SUNDAYS, 10am Meeting at the downtown YMCA. UFO Group Share thoughts and experiences. Together find the truth. Info: 281-4834 or www.yevasuniverse. com. • MONTHLY, 7pm Meeting. Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville Founded on JudeoChristian values, the church draws freely on the wisdom of the world’s religions as well as humanist teachings; respects diversity; and takes seriously the responsibility to make a difference. Located at the corner of Charlotte St. & Edwin Pl. Info: 254-6001 or www.uuasheville.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:15 & 11:15am - Weekly services and children’s programs. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync.net. • WE (6/24), 7pm “Rhythm Circle: Drum for Healing, Health & Wellness,” with Debbie Schults. $10 love offering. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - “Meditation, Movement, Energy & Breath Series,” with Tim Norwood. • SUNDAYS, 9:30am & 11am - Celebration Services with nursery care. Youth Sunday School at 11am. Friendship Potluck 3rd Sunday of each month at 12:45pm. The Lunch Bunch, eat together after 11am service. • SU (6/28), 2-4pm Walk a 5-Path Labyrinth with Sam Richardson and discover the healing power of this ancient energy pattern. Love offering. • MONDAYS, 7pm - A Course In Miracles Group. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 2:30pm “A Search for God Study Group” —- 7:30pm - Men’s Group. • WE (7/1), 7pm - “Kirtan: Steer Your Mind & Heart Toward

the Highest.” Devotional chanting with Kailash. Love offering. Info: www. OmKailash.com. Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different? Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures combined with an upbeat contemporary music program to create a joyous and sincere worship service. Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself. Located at 130 Shelburne Rd., W. Asheville. Info: 252-5010 or www.unityofasheville. org. • 5th SUNDAYS, 11am - Musical Celebration Service. • SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual Celebration Service —- 11am Magical Meditations for Children. Class consists of visual meditations with wizards and fairies using Unity principles and crafts. Part of the Children’s Greenhouse Program. Info: Serendipity58@charter. net —- 12:15-1:30pm - “A Course in Miracles” class with Rev. Gene Conner. • TUESDAYS, 2-4pm - Edgar Cayce Search for God Study Group. Info: 650-6479. Urantia Book Study Group Topical discussions with relevant passages examined, encouraging the living of the teachings of this revelation. Info: 689-4038, 582-1129 or rabiaharris@yahoo.com. • 4th SUNDAYS Meeting. Call for time and location. UU Congregation of Swannanoa Valley Follows the 7 principles of Unitarian Universalism and has an active youth program. Located at 500 Montreat Rd., Black Mountain. Info: 6698050 or www.uusv.org. • SUNDAYS, 11 am - Weekly service & full youth religious education program. Victory Fellowship Worship Center 450 Aiken Road/P.O. Box 2577, Weaverville. Victory has been active in Weaverville for more than 14 years, providing a spirit-filled church

family that is based on biblical teachings. Contemporary Christian nondenominational services. Info: www.victoryfellowshipwc.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Worship service. • SUNDAYS, 11am & 6pm - Worship services —- 11am - Dynamic youth program. Waynesville Creative Thought Center Located at 741 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Info: 4569697, waynesvilleCTC@ aol.com or www.mountainshops.com/ctc. • SUNDAYS, 10:30am - Meditation —- 11am - Sunday Celebration Service. • MO (6/29), 4:30pm The Spiritual Film Series presents a showing of Pay It Forward. Love offering. • TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Spiritual classes based in metaphysics. $8 suggested love offering. • TUESDAYS, 3-5pm & WEDNESDAYS, 6:308:30pm - Oneness Blessing (Deeksha). Feel stress levels settle into a place of love and peace. Everyone is welcome. Love offering. Windhorse Zen Community Daily meditation, workshops, retreats and Dharma talks. Private instruction and opportunities for residential training are available. Newcomers are asked to call ahead. Info: 6458001, windhorse@windhorsezen.org or www. windhorsezen.org. • SUNDAYS, 9:3011:30am - Main center: Zen meditation, chanting and Dharma talk. TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 67:10am - Main center: Morning sittings and chanting. THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Main center: Sitting and walking mediation. FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm - City center: Sitting, private instruction and chanting. Women’s Satsaunga At the Asheville Quest Center, 22 Ravenscroft Dr. Donations accepted. Child care available on request. Info: 775-1200. • 4th FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - Meeting.

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Womyn in Ceremony The group co-creates Sacred Space and Ceremony on various Sundays to connect with themselves and the Ancestors. By donation. Info: www. RitesofPassageCouncil. com. • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Gathering on various Sundays. See Web site for details. Zen Center of Asheville This Soto Zen Temple offers zazen (meditation) instruction, zazen sitting schedule and dharma study. Beginners welcome. Located in the A-frame chapel behind WNC Community Health Services in W. Asheville, 10 & 14 Ridgelawn Road. Take driveway to the left of 14 Ridgelawn to the chapel in the rear parking lot. Info: 3984212 or www.zcasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 6-7:30am - Zazen. • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Zazen, followed by dharma study. $5 suggested dana. • SATURDAYS, 6-9am - Zazen.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Gallery hours: Tues.Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 1-6pm (open on Sun. May-Oct. only). Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com. • SA (6/13) through SU (7/12) - The group exhibit Contemporary Representation will be on display. A Boy and His Dog Fine Art Located at 89 Patton Ave. in downtown Asheville. Info: 2544051. • TH (6/25) through SU (6/28) - An exhibit of recent still life work by internationally acclaimed artist Steve Tracy will be on display. There will also be a meet-the-artist event. American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk.com. • TH (6/4) through SA (6/27) - Menageries &

Madonnas, an exhibition featuring figurative pottery by Shawn Ireland and paintings by Ann ‘Frantic’ Morley. Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 251-6559. Blowers Gallery info: 251-6546. Highsmith University Union info: 232-5000. • Through TU (6/30) Embers, wood sculpture by UNCA senior Chris Malloy, will be on display in Owen Hall, second floor gallery. • TU (6/30) through FR (8/28) - Inmate Art, drawings and collages by student-inmates at Avery Mitchell Correctional Facility, will be on display in Blowers Gallery. • TU (6/30), 6-8pm - Opening reception for Inmate Art in Blowers Gallery. • WE (7/1) through TH (8/6) - Reflective Iridescences on Canvas, mixed media by Norbert W. Irvine will be on display in the Highsmith University Union Gallery. Art League of Henderson County The ALHC host exhibits at the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. (25N) in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 692-0575 or www. artleague.net. • Through TH (7/9) - Passionate About Pastels, landscape paintings by Robin Swaby Miltner. • FR (6/12) through TH (7/9) - Art League members will display works in all mediums focused around the theme “People.” Asheville Area Arts Council The Asheville Area Arts Council (AAAC) is at 11 Biltmore Ave. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-5pm and Sat., Noon-3pm. Info: 258-0710 or www. ashevillearts.com. • FR (6/5) through SA (6/27) - Works by area artists Courtney Chappell, Katherine McGinn, Virginia McKinley and Hank Fuseler will be on display in the Back Gallery. Asheville Art Museum The museum is in Pack Place Education, Arts and Science Center on Pack Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat. from 10am5pm and Sun. from 15pm. Free the 1st Wed. of every month from

3-5pm. Info: 253-3227. $6/$5. • Through SU (8/23) - Tradition/Innovation: American Masterpieces of Southern Craft & Traditional Art. • Through SU (9/13) - Response and Memory: The Art of Beverly Buchanan. • Through SU (7/5) Mapping the Mountains: The Photographs of George Masa. Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 28 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5:30pm and Sun.: 1-4pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegalleryof-art.com. • MO (6/1) through TU (6/30) - Musings, a collection of acrylic paintings describing a meditative journey of color, form and texture by Ruth Ilg. Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open daily. Info: 768-0246 or www. bellavistaart.com. • Through TU (6/30) - New blown glass artist Greg Clark, new paintings by Tracy Lynn Pristas and new pastels by Nicora Gangi. Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www. BlackMountainArts.org. • Through FR (6/26) - The Regional Gallery Show, curated by Gale Jackson, is a mixed media show of pieces on loan from 15 area galleries. Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484 or bmcmac@bellsouth.net. • Through SA (6/27) - Women of Black Mountain College: Triangle, featuring Anni Albers, Ruth Asawa and M.C. Richards. The show includes paintings, prints, weaving and ceramic works. Blue Spiral 1

The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 251-0202 or www. bluespiral1.com. • Through SA (6/27) - Paintings by John Cleaveland; works in wood by George Peterson; watercolors by Dana Brown; clay by Mark Derby and Virginia Scotchie; paintings by Andrew Moore; By the Book, a celebration of book arts. Brevard Gallery Walks A variety of Brevard galleries and art spots open their doors. Info: 884-2787. • 4th FRIDAYS, 5-9pm - Gallery Walk. Courtyard Gallery An eclectic art and performance space located at 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332 or www. ashevillecourtyard.com. • Through TU (6/30) - Original artwork by Anne Dickens and Katie McCracken will be on display. Exhibits at the Phil Mechanic Building Located in the River Arts District at 109 Roberts St. Info: 254-2166 or www.philmechanicstudios.com. • Through TU (6/30) - Specimens, new works by Nicole McConville at Pump Gallery. Express Yourself This arts studio holds regular classes. Info: 698-9960. • FRIDAYS Homeschool art classes the first four Fridays of every month. Call for details and to register. Flood Gallery Located at 109 Roberts St. on the corner of Clingman Ave. in the River Arts District. Info: www.floodgallery.org. • Through FR (7/3) - The Sled and The Blocks, sculptural works by Jeff Bell, will be on display. Grovewood Gallery Located at 111 Grovewood Road, Asheville. Info: 253-7651 or www.grovewood.com. • SA (6/6) through TH (12/31) - The second annual Sculpture for the Garden exhibit, featuring large-scale, contemporary outdoor sculptures by nationally recognized artists from around the country, will be on display. Pack Place Gallery

Located at 2 S. Pack Place Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Info: 257-4530. • WE (6/24) through TH (7/16) - 3x3x3D Open Invitational Exhibit and Silent Auction. Opening bid starts at $20. Bidding will close at 7:30pm on July 16. Satellite Gallery Located at 55 Broadway, downtown Asheville. • Through SA (6/27) - Faces of Asheville: A Portrait Documentary Project by local photographer Jen G. Bowen featuring 350 portraits of Ashevilleans will be on display. Info: 423-5673 or www. FacesofAsheville.com. Studio B A framing studio and art gallery at 1020 Merrimon Ave., Suite 104. Hours: Tues.-Fri. 10am-5:30pm & Sat. 10am-3pm. Info: 225-5200, (800) 7949053, studiob4422@ bellsouth.net or www. galleryatstudiob.com. • TH (6/18) through SA (8/22) - Capturing the Equine Spirit, paintings by Patricia Ramos Alcayaga. The Bender Gallery Located at 57 Haywood St., Asheville. Hours: Mon.-Thurs., 10am-5pm; Fri. & Sat., 10am-7pm; and Sun., Noon-5pm. Info: www.thebendergallery.com or 225-6625. • Through TU (6/30) - Glass Tapestries, an exhibit of hand-manipulated hot cane glass sculptures by Carole Perry. Toe River Arts Council The TRAC Center Gallery is at 269 Oak Ave. in Spruce Pine. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm. The Burnsville TRAC Gallery is at 102 W. Main St. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-5pm. Spruce Pine info: 765-0520. Burnsville info: 6827215. General info: www.toeriverarts.org. • SA (6/20) through SA (7/18) - Together: Hand in Hand, paintings and clay by Dorothy and Clyde Collins will be on display at the TRAC Center Gallery. • Through SA (6/27) The Paint Out - Paintings Exhibition at the Burnsville TRAC Gallery. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org. • Through FR (7/10) - Men of the Mountains, an exhibit of artwork by local mountain men in painting, photography, woodwork, sculpture, clay and more. • FR (6/26), 5-9pm - Art reception for Men of the Mountains. Meet the artists and enjoy wine and snacks. Held during Brevard’s Friday Gallery Walk. Upstairs Artspace Contemporary nonprofit gallery at 49 S. Trade St. in Tryon. Hours: Tues.Sat., 11am-5pm and by appointment. Info: 8592828 or www.upstairsartspace.org. • Through SA (7/18) - Three exhibits will be on display: Sketch: Type, Intimate Curiosities: SABA National Book Arts Show and Wings of Change. WCU Exhibits Unless otherwise noted, exhibits are held at the Fine Art Museum, Fine & Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-4pm & Sat., 1-4pm. Suggested donation: $5 family/$3 person. Info: 227-3591 or www.wcu.edu/fapac/ galleries. • Through SA (8/1) - A photography exhibit by Julie Breckenridge, Maureen Moxley and Sarah Haynes will be on display in the media center of Hunter Library. • Through SA (7/25) - Work by recent graduates of Haywood Community College’s professional craft program will be on exhibit. Furniture, ceramics, jewelry and textiles.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Anita’s Atelier Located at 14 N. Mitchell Ave., Bakersville. Info: 688-1717. • SA (6/27), 6pm - Meet the artist reception for Germaine Galjour and her new exhibit. Refreshments will be served. Art at Ananda Hair Studio The salon, located at 22 Broadway, hosts rotating art exhibits. Info: 2321017. • Through SU (7/12) - Original works of art by

local artist sky will be on display. Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www. ncarboretum.org. • TH (6/18) through SU (8/2) - Rustic Birdhouses by artist Walt Cottingham will be on display at the Education Center. • Through SU (11/1) - H. Douglas Pratt and John C. Sill’s BIRDS: The Science of Illustration. The exhibit celebrates the art and science of birds. Carolina Nature Photographers Association www.cnpa-asheville.org. • WE (7/1) through FR (7/31) - Nature’s Harmonies exhibit at the Cradle of Forestry. Emphasis on wildlife, landscapes, flowers. Center For Craft, Creativity and Design The inter-institutional Regional Center of the University of North Carolina is located at the Kellogg Conference Center, 11 Broyles Rd. in Hendersonville. Info: 890-2050 or www. craftscreativitydesign. org. • Through FR (8/14) - Are Chairs Just for Sitting, featuring the work of 24 accomplished furniture makers in WNC. Colburn Earth Science Museum The museum has a permanent collection of gem and mineral samples from around the world. Located in Pack Place at 2 South Pack Square. Info: 254-7162 or www. colburnmuseum.org. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, 3-5pm - Free admission to the museum and free rock and mineral ID. Events at First Congregational United Church of Christ Located at 20 Oak St., Asheville. • SU (6/7) through TU (6/30) - Nature’s Patchwork, a fabric art show by Kimberly Childs will be on display in the church gallery. Proceeds will provide Candy Maier writing class scholarships to women living in WNC. Hand In Hand Gallery Located at 2720 Greenville Hwy. (U.S. 25 South) in Flat Rock. Info:

697-7719 or www.handinhandgallery.com. • Through SU (7/5) - ECO-ART: Artists Respond- Reclaim, Reuse, Recreate will be on display. In an effort to raise awareness and funds for ECO, an arts raffle and coin drive will be ongoing through July 4. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org. • TH (6/18) through SU (8/2) - Rustic Birdhouses, an exhibit by Walt Cottingham will be on display in the Arboretum’s Education Center. Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave. between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 225-5509 or www. pushtoyproject.com. • FR (6/12) through TU (7/28) - Mister Squeakers, new works by local artist Brandon Oliver. Wine and Cheese Receptions for Art Exhibits At 32 Rosscraggon Road, Asheville. Proceeds go towards S.O.S. Mission, which works with victims of domestic violence and promotes domestic violence awareness and prevention education. Info: rchovey@sos.spcasheville.org. • Last FRIDAYS, 6-8pm - Reception. Changing exhibits, mixed media art by various local artists.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Attention Artists and Photographers! (pd.) Need your work Captured, Reproduced, or Printed? Digital Resolutions Group specializes in high-quality large format digital photography, outstanding fine art reproduction and printing. (828) 670-5257 or visit www.ashevilledigital.com Anarchy Death Sticks Knitting group. Info: arupinski@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Eat some cookies and get some help. Asheville Art Museum

Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $6/$5 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 35pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org. • FR (6/26), Noon-1pm - Art Break: Docentled tour of Mapping the Mountains: The Photographs of George Masa. Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road. Info: 693-4178 or www.nps.gov/carl. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 3pm - Park rangers offer historic walking tours, featuring poetry written by Sandburg and Lincoln. • SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS, 2:45pm Park rangers share the history and techniques of Mrs. Sandburg’s dairy and cheese making operations. Kenilworth Art Stroll Kenilworth artists will open their doors to the public and donate a percentage of sales to Loving Food Resources. Strollers are encouraged to bring nonperishable food items to any studio. Info: 253-4325 or www. kenilworthartstroll.com. • SA (6/27), 10am-6pm & SU (6/28), 1-6pm - 18 Kenilworth artists will exhibit a wide range of work in various media. Maps will be available outside the Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road, Asheville. Laurel Chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild of America Holds monthly meetings and smaller groups dedicated to teaching different types of needlework. The chapter is also involved in numerous outreach projects. Guests are always welcome at meetings. Info: 654-9788 or www. egacarolinas.org. • TH (7/2), 9:30-10am Registration followed by a short business meeting and a program by Abby Doyle from My Garden of Beadin’ on beading techniques. At Cummings United Methodist Church in Horse Shoe. Reservations required. Quilting Bee

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Open to anyone who wants to enjoy a few unstructured hours of quilting and socializing on a regular basis, working on individual projects and making quilts to benefit the community. Quilters of all skill levels are welcome. Meets at Earth Fare South, 1856 Hendersonville Rd., in the community room. Info: bordough@charter. net, alicehelms@charter. net, 277-9223 or 6509708. • 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS - Quilting bee. Sewing Circle at Firestorm Cafe A weekly get-together where you can bring your own craft to work on in a casual and supportive environment. Drop in anytime. $1 suggested donation. Info: 2558115. • WEDNESDAYS, 5-7pm - The circle meets at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St. Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal.info@gmail.com or www.svfal.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 9amNoon - Mixed Media Class with Lorelle Bacon. $20/session. • THURSDAYS, 10am2pm - Experimental Art Group. $6/session. • FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - Figure drawing openstudio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate. $5-$10 model fee. • MONDAYS, Noon3pm - Portrait painting open-studio session with model. Various poses. No instruction. All local portrait artists are invited to participate in any medium. $5-$10 model fee. • MONDAYS, Noon-3pm - Open studio for portrait painting. Small fee for model. • TUESDAYS, 9:30-3:30 Pastels/Oil Class with Karen Chambers. $25/ session. The Fine Arts League of the Carolinas Located at 362 Depot St. in the River Arts District. Info: 252-5050 or www. fineartsleague.org. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Open figure drawing sessions. $5.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org. • FR (6/26) through SA (7/4) - Arts and Culture Week. There will be more than 30 art events open to the public, including concerts, an open-mic for writers, gallery walks, dancing, photography exhibits, pottery classes and more. Waynesville Parks & Rec Classes At the Old Armory Rec Center. Info: 456-9207. • THURSDAYS, 9am2pm - Quilting Class. Free.

Art/Craft Fairs Asheville People’s Market Held June through October in the parking lot across from Rosetta’s Kitchen at 93 N. Lexington Ave. Info: rosettastarshine@gmail. com. • SUNDAYS, 11am-4pm - Search for art, crafts and homemade items made by Asheville artists at this flea-market style market. Greenlife Grocery Arts Market Located at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440. • SATURDAYS, 1-6pm - Meet artists from all across WNC. Henderson County Crafters Assoc. Arts & Craft Show • FR & SA (6/26 & 27), 10am-9pm & SU (6/28), 1-6pm - The show will be held at the Blue Ridge Mall. Info: 684-6097. Saturday Art Fair At Pack Square. Info: ron.ogle@gmail.com. • SATURDAYS through (6/27) - Art Fair. WNC Quilters Guild Info: www.westernncquilters.org or quiltshow@ westernncquilters.org. • TH (6/25) & FR (6/26), 9am-5pm & SA (6/27), 9am-4pm - The Garden of Quilts Show will be held at East Hendersonville High School, 110 Upward Road, Flat Rock. There will be vendors, quilting fabric, books, notions, a raffle and more. $5.

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Located at 191 Lyman St. in the River Arts District. Info: (404) 9339173, info@freebookexchange.org or www. freebookexchange.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 10am-6pm; SATURDAYS, Noon-6pm & SUNDAYS, Noon5pm - Open. The space includes free books, free Wi-Fi, a lounge area and a children’s section. A donation-based center. Open mics on the first Thurs. of the month. Attention WNC Mystery Writers WNC Mysterians Critique Group. For mystery/suspense/thriller writers. Info: 712-5570 or wncmysterians.org. • TH (7/2), 6pm - Meeting at the West Asheville Library on Haywood Road in the meeting room. Author Events Photographer and Highlands native Reuben Cox will discuss and sign copies of his book The Work of Joe Webb, featuring Joe Webb’s log cabins, built near Highlands in the ‘20s and ‘30s. • TH (6/25), 4-5pm - At The Bascom Center for the Arts, Highlands. Info: 526-4949 —- 5-7pm Members Grand Opening. • FR (6/26), 4:30-6pm - At The Captain’s Bookshelf in downtown Asheville. Info: 2536631. • SA (6/27), 1-3pm - At Cyrano’s Bookshop. Info: 526-5488 —- 7-8pm At City Lights Bookstore in Sylva. Info: 568-9499. Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 2504756) n EA = East Asheville Library (902 Tunnel Road, 250-4738) n EC = Enka-Candler Library (1404 Sandhill Road, 250-4758) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 2506484) n LE = Leicester Library (1561 Alexander Road, 250-6480) n LL = Law Library (Buncombe County Courthouse, 10th Floor, 250-4734) n NA = North Asheville Library (1030 Merrimon Avenue, 250-4752)

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n PM = Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood Street, 250-4700) n SA = South Asheville/Oakley Library (749 Fairview Road, 250-4754) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 2506488) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 2506486) n WV = Weaverville Library (41 N. Main Street, 250-6482) n WA = West Asheville Library (942 Haywood Road, 250-4750) • WEDNESDAYS, 10am - School Age Story Time for 5- to 7-year-old children. PM. • WE (7/1), 12:30pm - Afternoon Book Club: Team of Rivals, by Doris Kearns Goodwin. The second half of the book will be discussed. WV —- 6-8pm - Knit and Crochet Night. SS. • TH (7/2), 9am-Noon - Library Meeting. SS —- 6:30pm - Book Clubs: The Lace Reader, by Brumonia Barry. EA —- 7pm - The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer. SW —- 7pm - Book Club: The Taming of the Shrew, by William Shakespeare. BM. Chautauqua: America in Crisis • MO (6/22) through TH (6/25), 7pm Chautauqua: America in Crisis. Four great American leaders — George Washington, Eleanor Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln and Rosa Parks (performed by actors) — will talk about a national crisis that confronted them. $3 per night/$8 all performances. Held on the grounds of the Smith-McDowell House Museum. Info: 2504741. Events at Barnes & Noble The bookstore is located at 3 Tunnel Rd. Info: 296-9330 or www. bn.com. • SA (6/27), 1-3pm - Asheville authors Joe D’Agnese and Denise Kiernan will present their book Signing Their Lives Away: The Fame & Misfortune of the Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts

visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com. • WE (6/24), 7pm Anne Barnhill, author of the short story collection What You Long For, will give a fiction writing workshop designed to hone writing skills and enhance creativity. • TH (6/25), 7pm - Bestselling author David Sedaris will present his latest collection of essays, When You Are Engulfed in Flames. This is a ticketed event. • FR (6/26), 7pm - Join the folks from McSweeney’s for a presentation of James Hannaham’s novel God Says No. • SA (6/27), 7pm - bell hooks, an AfricanAmerican writer and cultural critic, and Majora Carter, an AfricanAmerican environmental justice advocate, will discuss Belonging: A Culture of Place. A book signing and wine and cheese reception will follow. • MO (6/29), 7pm - The Speculative Fiction Book Club will discuss The Gods Themselves by Isaac Asimov. Hosted by Rich Rennicks. • TU (6/30), 7pm Archer Yates and Janet Zusi of the Blue Ridge Bicycle Club will discuss bicycling in the Asheville area. • WE (7/1), 7pm Master Zhongxian Wu will discuss his book Seeking the Spirit of the Book of Change: 8 Days to Mastering a Shamanic Yijing (I Ching) Prediction System. Flood Gallery Events Located in the Phil Mechanic building at 109 Roberts St. in Asheville’s River Arts District. Info: 254-2166 or www.floodgallery.org. • WEDNESDAYS (7/1 through 8/5), 7-9pm - Short Fiction Writing: Elements of the Craft. The class will meet in the library at the Phil Mechanic Building, 109 Roberts St., Asheville. To sign up: 273-4998. For Accomplished Asheville Writers Seeking other serious writers for critique group. Mostly fiction and nonfiction. Info: 658-8217. • Alternate THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets. French Conversation

Intermediate and advanced. All welcome. Free. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - Meeting in the back room of World Coffee Cafe, 18 Battery Park. Haywood County Public Library Info: 452-5169, ext. 2511 or www.haywoodlibrary.org. • THURSDAYS, 2-3pm - Teen Writing Workshop at the Waynesville branch. Free, but registration required. MFA Program Events at Warren Wilson College The public is welcome to attend the lectures and readings in fiction and poetry offered during the Master of Fine Arts Program for Writers’ winter residency. All events are held in the Fellowship Hall behind the WWC Chapel, unless otherwise noted. Free. Info: 7713715. • TH (7/2), 8pm - Lan Samantha Chang, Dana Levin, Peter Orner, James Longenbach and Kevin McIlvoy will read from their selected works. Murphy Library 101 Blumenthal St. in Murphy. Info: pegrussell@hotmail.com or 387-8197. • 5th THURSDAYS, 36pm - Fifth Thursday Celebration. Free screening of a movie starting at 6pm. Osondu Booksellers All events are held at Osondu, 184 North Main St., Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: 456-8062 or www.osondubooksellers.com. • SA (6/27), 11am - Meet the Author: Ken Wilson is the author of The Aleutian Islands of Alaska: Living on the Edge. Ken will bring slides of his book —3pm - Meet the Author: Ann B. Ross will sign copies of her new book Miss Julia Delivers the Goods. Spanish Conversation Group The level is intermediate/advanced, but all are welcome. Info: LBlockhead@yahoo.com or 683-8433. • THURSDAYS, 12:30pm - Meets for lunch, friendship and practice at La Carreta on Merrimon Ave. Spanish, French and More International Link offers ongoing small group

instructional classes, conversation practice hours and tutoring for many languages, including Spanish, French and English. Info: 255-9104 or internationallinknc@ gmail.com. • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Spanish Conversation Practice. • THURSDAYS, 12:301:30pm - French Conversation Practice. • THURSDAYS, 6:308pm - Beginner Spanish small-group class. • TUESDAYS, 12:301:30pm - Meets at Malaprop’s Bookstore & Cafe, 55 Haywood St. For high-intermediate to advanced level speakers. Improve your Spanish conversational skills and meet native speakers. Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org. • MO (6/29), 7-9pm - Open mic for writers. All are welcome to share their literary works. Register: 884-2787. Wednesday Afternoon Writer’s Group Weekly group open to writers of all genres who are interested in improving their craft through peer readings and discussion of assigned literature. Free. • WEDNESDAYS, 24pm - Meets upstairs at the Barnes & Noble, Asheville Mall. Writer’s Group Forming Spend an hour as we become muses for one another. Gather together in a supportive group as we give external expression to our internal thoughts on a theme. Info: 545-2448. • MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting.

Food Asheville Vegetarians This nonprofit social and educational organization meets for potlucks and other events. Info: 2549300, www.AshevilleVeg. com or veggieville@aol. com. • Last WEDNESDAYS - Local restaurant outing. Call for details.

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A month-long celebration of the arts featuring a variety of performances by internationally acclaimed artists. For a complete schedule of events and ticket prices: 262-4046 or www. appsummer.org. • SA (6/27) through SA (7/25) - Music, dance and theater performances; visual arts exhibitions and events; workshops for children and adults; and educational lectures and seminars. Blue Ridge Parkway Visitor Center Milepost 384. • SA (6/27), 10am4pm - Herb Day. Learn about native plants, buy herbs, listen to old-time music, discover herbal treasures on a Parkway trail, and attend a slide presentation by author Denny Bernstein. Info: 298-5330, ext. 301 or ext. 304. Fireworks & Carnival At the Black Mountain Neuro-Medical Treatment Center, 932 Old U.S. Hwy. 70. Info: 259-6771. • TH (6/25), 6:30pm - Games for children and adults, food vendors, tram rides, a raffle and fireworks at dusk. Live music will be performed by Simple Folk. No pets. Parking is available until 8:30pm.

Music African Drumming With Billy Zanski at Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle St., downtown Asheville. Suggested donation $10 per class. Drop-ins are always welcome. Info: 768-2826 or www.skinnybeatsdrums. com. • SUNDAYS, 1-2pm - Beginner II Class —- 23pm - Beginner I Class. African Drumming Class With Jessie Lehmann from Chix with Stix. Held at Terpsicorp dance studio, 129 Roberts St. in the River Arts District. Class will focus on playing for African dance class afterward. Learn West African rhythms. Techniques for Dun-dun, sangbahn, kenkeni and djembe. Info: 777-5115. • TUESDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Class. African Drumming Classes All levels. Drums available for beginners. Learn rhythms from the Ivory Coast, Mali and Guinea from Ivorian master Adama Dembele, who

has played with Toubab Krewe, Afromotive and other groups worldwide. $15 suggested donation for first three classes. Info: 350-1052 or adamadembele2@yahoo. com. • MONDAYS, 5-6pm - Classes at the French Broad Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave., 2nd floor. Big Ivy Music Jam At the Big Ivy Community Center on Dillingham Road in Barnardsville. Info: 626-2953. • 4th FRIDAYS, 7-10pm - Hear some local music. Bring an instrument, family and friends. • FR (6/26), 6:30-10pm - Bluegrass Jam. Julia Ann and Bluegrass Buffet, Tri County Connection w/ Ronnie Smith & Eddie Rose, His Fold, Hwy 197 Band, Big Ivy Bluegrass, Carmon & Vono Freeman, cake walks, food. Free. Bring chairs. Rain or shine. Bluegrass and Gospel Music in Barnardsville Bring an instrument, your voice or just some toe-tapping. Even if you are a beginner, come learn from others. Food available for purchase. At the Big Ivy Community Center, 540 Dillingham Road, Barnardsville. Info: 626-3438 or bicc@barnardsville.com. • 4th FRIDAYS, 7pm Music gathering. Bluegrass at the Historic Marion Depot Musicians and bands welcome. Dancing is encouraged. Info: 6523330. • THURSDAYS, 7pm Free bluegrass concert. Concerts on the Quad at UNCA Bring picnics and blankets or lawn chairs to these free concerts. (In case of rain, held in Lipinsky Auditorium. Call 232-5000 after 5:15pm to find out location information.) Info: 251-6227 or www.unca.edu/summerquad/. • MO (6/29), 7pm - The Big Ron Hunter Blues Band will perform. Drum Classes Free. Ongoing for seven years. All ages and skill levels welcome. Safe community atmosphere. Extra drums available. Meets at the Movement and Learning Center above the French Broad Food Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave. Info: 545-6064. • MONDAYS, 6:157:30pm - West African

Bass Drums —- 7:308:30pm - Hand Drums — - 8:30-till - Open circle. Dancers welcome. Evening Under the Stars • SA (6/27), 7-10pm - Coming Up Brass will perform at the Spruce Pine Campus of Mayland Community College. $10 adults/$5 kids under 12. Proceeds support the Foundation of Mayland Community College. Info: 765-7351, ext. 311 or 209. Friday Night Live Presented by the Jackson County Chamber of Commerce and the Jackson County Tourism Authority, Friday Night Live offers live shows in folk, rock, country, bluegrass and easy listening. Info: www.mountainlovers.com or 586-2155 or (800) 962-1911. • Last FRIDAYS - Visit the Web site for a list of bands, venues and show times. Haywood Community Band Info: 452-7530 or www. haywoodcommunityband. org. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Rehearsals at Grace Episcopal Church, 394 N. Haywood St., Waynesville. All interested concert band musicians are welcome to attend. Haywood Community Chorus Membership is open to all interested singers; no auditions are required. Sponsored in part by The Junaluskans and the Haywood County Arts Council. Info: 452-4075 or 456-1020. • MONDAYS, 7pm - Rehearsal in the third floor choir room at First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Hillbilly Jackie Dance Barn Bluegrass and country; all pickers are welcome. At Blue Ridge Ice Cream, 1228 Newfound Rd. Free. Info: 683-4145. • SATURDAYS, 7pm Gathering. Land of the Sky Men’s Harmony Chorus Male singers invited to weekly meetings at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place, W. Asheville. Info: 298-9248 or www.ashevillebarbershop.com. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Regular meeting at Emmanuel Lutheran

Church. See website for details. Land-of-the-Sky Barbershop Chorus For men age 12 and older. Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 253-8304. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm Rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Pl. Love Songs to the Infinite • SU (6/28), 4-6pm - Jim Meyer will perform original songs, some texts of Rumi, Hafiz and Meher Baba. Many styles, often humorous, the performance will evoke the longing and irony of life on the spiritual path. Free. At Jubilee!, 46 Wall St. Madison County Arts Council Events MCAC is located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall. Info: 649-1301 or www. madisoncountyarts.com. • FR (6/26), 8pm Brooklyn’s Cordero will perform. $10. Info: www. coderomusic.com. Music at Mars Hill College Info: 689-1239 or www. mhc.edu. • SU (6/28), 4pm - The Sunday Set-Ins series presents an afternoon of music with folklorist Joe Hickerson in Broyhill Chapel. $10. Info: www. madisoncountyarts.com. Music at the Asheville City Market The market is held in the parking lot of the Public Works building on South Charlotte Street. Info: 242-6881. • SA (6/27), 8am-1pm Stacy Claude and Bryan Clendenin, a bluegrass/ country duo. Music at the UU Fellowship Located at 2021 Kanuga Road, Hendersonville. Info: 693-3157. • SU (6/28), 3pm - The Asheville Jazz Orchestra will perform. $10/$5 children. Music at Transylvania County Library Located at 212 S. Gaston St., Brevard. Events are held in the library’s amphitheater. Info: 8843151. • FR (6/26), 7:30-9pm Jazz at Sunset with Odd Meters. Music on Main Street Live music and dancing at the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St. in Hendersonville. Bring a chair. No pets or alcoholic beverages allowed.

Free. Info: 693-9708, 1800-828-4244 or www. historichendersonville. org • FR (6/26), 7-9pm - Oldies and rock music with Sound Investment. Plus, a classic car show. Park Rhythms Concert Series Black Mountain Recreation and Parks presents this free series at Lake Tomahawk Park in Black Mountain. Food is available on site. Bring chair/blanket. Show will move into the Lakeview Center in the event of inclement weather. Info: 669-8610. • TH (6/25), 7-9pm - Kat Williams will perform. • TH (7/2), 7-9pm Firecracker Jazz Band will perform. Silvermont Mountain Jam Sessions At Silvermont Mansion, E. Main St. (Rte. 276 S), Brevard. Free. Info: fivestring@citcom.net. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Bluegrass. Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal. Info: 1-866-824-9547 or www.songosky.org. • MONDAYS, 6:45pm - Rehearsal at Reed Memorial Baptist Church on Fairview Rd. (enter parking lot on Cedar St.). Guests welcome. Stecoah Valley Center Events Located at 121 Schoolhouse Rd., Robbinsville. Info: 4793364 or www.stecoahvalleycenter.com. • SA (6/27), 7:30pm An Appalachian Evening Concert Series: Balsam Range will perform. $10 adults/$3 students. Info: 479-3364. Swannanoa Chamber Music Festival Tuesday concerts at Warren Wilson College’s Kittredge Theatre (7713060) and Sunday concerts at the Waynesville Performing Arts Center (452-0593). $20/concert. Info: www.warrenwilson.edu/~chamber. • SU (6/21) through TU (7/21) - Concerts are held on Sundays and Tuesdays at 7:30pm and 8pm respectively. WCU Musical Events Unless otherwise noted, performances are held

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Theater Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road. Info: 693-4178 or www.nps.gov/carl. • WE (6/17) through SA (8/15), 10:15-10:45am - The Carl Sandburg Home and The Vagabond School of Drama present Sandburg’s Lincoln and Rootabaga!. Held rain or shine at the Carl Sandburg Home amphitheater. Free. Events in Cherokee Info: 438-1601 or www. cherokee-nc.com. • Through SA (8/29), 7:30pm - Unto These Hills, a drama that tells of the Cherokee Indians from Desoto to today. Held in the renovated Mountainside Theatre. Performances are

held Monday through Saturday. A preshow begins at 7pm. $18/$8 children. Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 693-0731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org. • WE (6/10) through SU (6/28) - Man of La Mancha, a classic musical about the errant knight Don Quixote and his quest to find beauty. Musicians from Hendersonville High will perform with the Playhouse orchestra. $34/$32 seniors/$24 students. • WE (7/1) through SA (7/18) - Perfect Wedding, a comedy about Bill’s anythingbut-perfect wedding day. Entertaining for anyone ages 16 and up. $30/$28 seniors/$20 students. Montford Park Players Unless otherwise noted, performances are free and take place outdoors Fri.-Sun. at 7:30 p.m. at Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Bring folding chair and umbrella in case of rain. Donations accepted. Info: 254-5146 or www.montfordparkplayers.org. • Through SU (6/28) - A Midsummer Night’s Dream. NC Stage Company Performances are at 33 Haywood St. (entrance on Walnut St., across from Zambra’s, in downtown Asheville). Tickets: 239-0263. Info: www. ncstage.org. n Choose your own ticket pricing for the remaining three plays in its 2008-2009 Season: $15-$30. • Through SA (7/18) - I Wrote This Play to Make You Love Me, a heartbreaking and hilariously risque one-woman play by Anne Thibault. For adult audiences only. • WE (6/17) through SU (7/19) - A Beautiful View, by Daniel MacIvor, is a bittersweet comedy about two women who become lifelong friends. No Shame Theatre Asheville’s performance venue for theatre, dance,

comedy, juggling, music, performance art, or pretty much anything. Only 3 rules: All work must be original, under 5 minutes, and you can’t break anything, that’s it! At NC Stage Company. Info: 350-9090 or www. ncstage.org. • SA (6/27) - 10pm for participants; 11pm for audience. 5$. Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre Performances are held at Mars Hill College’s Owen Theatre. Tickets: 6891239. Info: 689-1384 or www.sartplays.org. • WE (6/17) through SU (6/28) - World premiere production of the comedy Big Criminals by Steve Wisniewski of New York. The story of three desperate school-crossing guards who plan a kidnapping. • WE (7/1) through SU (7/12) - Death of a Salesman, a play about a 60-year-old traveling salesman who is forced to come to terms with his mistakes, and his failed attempt at the American dream. $10$28. See Web site for details.

Comedy Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 Walnut St. Info: 254-1320. • WE (6/24), 8pm - Stand-Up Open Mic. Pros and amateurs alike are invited to try out new material (or beat old material to death). $5. • TH (6/25), 8pm & 10pm - Late Night Comedy Series: Standup comedian Melanie Maloy. $10. • FR & SA (6/26 & 27), 8pm - Late Night Comedy Series: The OxyMorons will perform short-form improv games built on audience suggestions. $10. Gag Order Improv Comedy Comedy theater based on audience suggestions at Brightwater Yoga Studio, 506 1/2 N. Main St., downtown Hendersonville. Free. Info: www.gagorder.org. • 2nd & 4th FRIDAYS, 9pm - Improv. BYOB.

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Dance Argentine Tango Dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www. tangoasheville.com. • SATURDAYS, 7:3010pm - Tango Asheville hosts Filo Milongas at 1155 Tunnel Rd. $5. • TUESDAYS - Tango Tuesdays with instructor Karen Jaffe at Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. A class in fundamentals will begin at 7pm followed by practica until 8:30pm and milonga until 10:30pm. Info: www. tangogypsies.com. Asheville Appalachian Square Dance Southern community dances, live old-time music and potluck refreshments. All dances taught; dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www.myspace.com/ ashevillesquaredance or ashevillesquaredance@ yahoo.com. • Last SUNDAYS, 7:30-10pm - Dance at Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. $5 requested donation. Classes at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre No registration necessary; just drop in. All dancers are welcome. The studio is located at 20 Commerce St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-2621. • TUESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Adult ballet. • THURSDAYS, 67:30pm - Modern dance class with ACDT and White Dog ProjectX International. Taught by Diana Cabrera. $10 suggested donation. Classical Ballet for Boys & Men The Asheville Ballet is offering free classical ballet classes for all boys and men 10 years and over. Classes will be taught by Principal Dancer Lyle Laney. At 4 Weaverville Hwy. (Merrimon Ave.) in N. Asheville. To register or for more info: 258-1028. • THURSDAYS, 6pm Classical ballet class. Clogging and Step Dancing Classes

Percussive dance classes with step-bystep instruction from an experience teacher. Must register in advance. Info: 252-6319 or ellie@ gracefamilymusic.com. • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginning Appalachian clogging. Sliding scale, $11-$16 per class —7-8pm - Beginning Cape Breton step dancing. Sliding scale, $11-$16 per class. Country Music and Dance Upstairs at the American Legion in Hendersonville. Singles welcome. Alcohol and smoke free. $6. Info: 693-9000. • FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS, 7pm - Country music and dancing. Dance Lessons and More At the Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville. Info: 698-5517 or 6920575. • FRIDAYS, 7-7:30pm Free singles and couples dance lessons —- 7:3010pm - Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha-Cha etc. Complimentary food. $5/$3 club members. Fern Dance Theatre Led by choreographer Jill Menard and a group of local dancers, who combine jazz, modern, contemporary and lyrical dance. All ages welcome. No dance experience required. At Terpsicorps Studio, 129 Roberts St. $5 suggested donation. Info: 989-3692, jillmenard@xtra.co.nz or http:// ferndance.com. • SU (6/28), 4-5:30pm - Dance workshop —5:30-6pm - Performance by local dancers. High Mountain Squares Square dancing at Macon County Community Facilities Building, 1288 Georgia Rd. in Franklin. Info: www.highmountainsquares.org. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Square dancing (mainstream and plus). Hunab Kru’s B-Boy/BGirl Classes Free breakdancing classes. Learn how to Bboy/B-girl with the Hunab Kru. Info: bboyeducator@gmail.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Learn the foundations of breakdancing. For all ages/skill levels. At the Stephens-Lee Rec Center. Please wear shoes and bring a valid ID. Line Dance Classes

In partnership with Henderson County Parks & Rec, classes are held at the Stoney Mountain Activity Center, 800 Stoney Mt. Rd., Hendersonville. Info: 697-4900. • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 9-10:30am - Beginner classes —- 10:30am-Noon Intermediate classes. Morris Dancing Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free. Info: 994-2094 or www.ashevillemorris.us. • THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Northwest practice held at North Asheville Community Center. • MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. • TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Men’s Cotswold/Border practice held in M&L Center of French Broad Food Co-op. Old Farmer’s Ball Info: www.oldfarmersball.com or 258-4809. • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm Free beginners workshop —- 8pm - Contra dancing at Warren Wilson College. $6. Saluda Mountain Jamboree Info: 749-3676 or www. saludamountainjamboree. com. • SATURDAYS, 8-11pm - “Dance to the Beat.” A live band performs country music, beach music, oldies or a variety of other dance music. $8. Skyland Twirlers Western square dancing at the Senior Opportunity Center (not just for seniors), 36 Grove St., near the Federal Building in downtown Asheville. Info: 650-6405. • 2nd & 4th FRIDAYS, 7pm - Workshop —- 7:30-9pm - Dance. Mainstream and called. Plus, tips alongs with rounds. Fee for nonmembers is $5. Spiral Spirit Ecstatic Dance This dance group is based on wave-rhythms and is a free-form experimental movement that encourages self-exploration and inner peace. Held at 11 Richland St., W. Asheville. $5. Info: azealea10@yahoo.com

or elementsmove@ yahoo.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Warm-up —- 7pm - Spiral Spirit Dance. Spirit Wave Dance: Asheville Movement Collective Experiential, freeform movement and dance. First time is free. Info: willowwoman@charter. net. • FRIDAYS, 7-9pm - At the Terpsicorps Dance Studio, 129 Roberts St. Studio Zahiya Classes Classes are held at Studio Zahiya, 41 Carolina Lane. $12 dropin. $40 for four classes, with other discounts available. Info: 242-7595 or LisaZahiya@gmail. com. • TUESDAYS, 67pm - Beginner belly dance. Drop-in anytime —- 7:10-8:10pm - Belly dance drills and skills. Drop-in anytime. Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville.com, 301-7629 or dance@swingasheville. com. • TUESDAYS, 6-7pm Learn to swing dance in the Lindy Hop style. $40 for four weeks. No partner necessary. At Eleven on Grove, 11 Grove St. in downtown Asheville. Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance Asheville’s professional contemporary ballet company. Info: 252-6342 or www.terpsicorps.org. • TH (6/25) through SA (6/27), 8pm - The Recession Blues & other works, a collaboration with Asheville’s own Firecracker Jazz Band. At Diana Wortham Theatre. $30/$25 students & seniors. Tickets: 2574530. • SA (6/27), 9:30pm - “Party Like Its 1929” at Steak & Wine, 56 Patton Ave., Asheville. $10 with Terpsicorps ticket/$15. West African/AfroBrazilian Dance Class Ongoing drop-in class with rotating roster of experienced instructors. All levels welcome. Live music. $10/class. Info: jesstel@bellsouth.net. • THURSDAYS, 7pm - Class at Terpsicorps Studio, 129 Roberts St. Western Carolina Federation Round & Square Dance Clubs • FRIDAYS - Brevard Sylvan Squares, M/P, 2&4 FR, 8-10pm, 2Step Junction US 64 E, Pisgah

Forest Contact: 8916443 Morganton Brown Mt. Lite-Steppers M/P, 2&4 FR, 7:30-10pm, I-40 Exit 105 Contact: 4308802. • SATURDAYS Hendersonville Southern Lights-M/P/R/A tip 1&3 SA, 7-10pm, Kanuga & Lily Pond Rds. Contact: 697-2078. • SUNDAYS Hendersonville Shadow Casters 2&4 SU C1, 11:30am-1:30pm; C2, 1:30; A2, 2-4pm Park Place RV Center Upward & S. Allen Rds. Contact: 891-4053. • TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Asheville SkylarksRounds, 970 Haywood Rd (beneath fire station) Contact: 274-7103.

Zydeco Dance Info: dswansong@aol. com. • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7:45pm Zydeco dance lesson. $5 —- 8:30-11pm - Zydeco dance to CDs. $5. At Eleven on Grove.

Auditions & Call to Artists Call for Artists for Charity Show • Through WE (6/24), Noon-1pm & 5-6pm - Drop off work at the Pack Place Front Gallery for an open invitational 3x3x3D exhibit and silent auction for charity. Artists will drop name of favorite nonprofit into hat for drawing at close of exhibit. Winner will take all proceeds from show. Info: (704) 806-7300. LAAFF Needs Performers This year’s LAAFF will take place on Sept. 6. Info: LAAFFasheville@ gmail.com, www. myspace/lexfestasheville or www.arts2people.org. • Through WE (7/15) - Calling all artists, crafters and healers. Now accepting applications through July 15.

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The continuing crisis • Not What They Were Looking For: (1) Rescuers searching for a missing tourist on China’s Taishan Mountain in April failed to find him but inadvertently discovered seven other corpses. (2) Los Angeles Police detectives, frustrated that a 1980sera South Los Angeles serial rapist-killer is still at large, recently began painstakingly trawling for DNA among all unregistered sex offenders who have come through the system since then. They came up with nothing on him, but in late March, they inadvertently matched DNA to a different cold-case serial killer, the “Westside Rapist” from the 1970s, and arrested John Floyd Thomas Jr., now 72. • Leading Economic Indicators: (1) Bloomberg News reported in April that among the assets to be sold off by Lehman Brothers Holdings in the wake of its September 2008 collapse is a “matured commodities contract” for enough uranium cake to make a nuclear bomb. Administrators are awaiting a rebound in the market price. (2) Among the assets listed for sell-off in the May bankruptcy filing of Innovative Spinal Technologies of Mansfield, Mass., were nine human cadavers (eight of which had already been used for research). • More Fallout From the Recession: (1) In May, to spark sales of its “hardy, versatile” Triton compact pickup trucks, Mitsubishi Motors of New Zealand began offering farmers a “hardy, versatile” premium with each truck: a goat. (2) Also in May, Ichiro Saito, a professor of dentistry at Tsurumi University, publicly warned that as many as 30 million Japanese workers overstressed by the economy are suffering from such severe dry mouth that the country might be

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Recurring themes Drivers Run Over by Their Own Cars: (1) An inebriated 21-year-old man in Santa Fe, N.M., trying to put the car in park, instead shifted into reverse and fell out the driver’s side door (November). (2) A 52-year-old man in Tobyhanna, Pa., ran over himself after falling out of his truck trying to reach the controls of the access fence at his gated community (May). (3) A 56-year-old woman in Santa Monica, Calif., was killed when she left her stalled car in drive while she crawled underneath to determine why it wouldn’t start. She accidentally triggered the starter with a screwdriver, and the car drove over her (May).

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Proposed state budget cuts to our edu- ratios are based on all personnel who work deemed necessary by educational research- porting the future of this country by giving cational system will mean fewer teachers with students at a school). ers decreased for many students. Behavioral our children the highest quality education is in schools and more students in individual “We’ve been striving for years to decrease problems increased. When a teacher’s in the essential. classrooms. I’m all for trimming fat, but our the numbers of students in our classrooms,” hallway talking to a student who’s been mis- “So many citizens are getting involved,” schools are in danger of becoming Jack Sprat. says Anna Austin, president of the Buncombe behaving, she’s not teaching — only one kid’s Austin says. “This is so much larger than eduThe cuts would take more than a pound of County Association of Educators. “Because getting her attention, and not for the right cators and parents.” we know that more one-on-one instruction reasons. No teacher should have to spend 40 Hurrah, citizens! Let’s keep it up. Already flesh — the process would harm our kids. Study after study confirms that students from teachers impacts the success of our stu- percent of his time dealing with 2 percent of caving to pressure, legislators have conceded in smaller classes are more focused and have dents.” his students (yes, I made up those statistics, that increasing class sizes for grades K-3 is fewer behavioral problems than students in Many of you already are showing your con- based on hearsay, but I’m actually downplay- a lousy idea, and they’ve redistributed cash larger classes (a recent study in the Journal of cern about these draconian cuts by showing ing what I’ve heard). So the state says, “Let’s back into that budget line item (the state’s tryEducational Psychology reports that small class up at rallies, writing letters, signing petitions add another 2 percent to each class.” Do we ing to create a budget given a projected $4.5 size in elementary school raises the likelihood and calling state legislators. But more of us really want to experiment with our kids’ edu- billion shortfall — clearly not an easy task). I understand that we’re in a recession. I get that kids will graduate from high school). need to dive into the churning waters of state cations? In almost all cases, regardless of the ages of budget policy to protect education and our “We’ve been working for years to establish that it means there’s less cash flowing into the students, smaller class sizes lead to better kids’ future. smaller class sizes, and now we’re going in the state coffers, so budget cuts are needed. I get As an Asheville City Schools parent, I opposite direction,” Austin says. She notes that it. overall achievement. That’s why we all should be extremely noticed problems when my daughter’s class in 2003, all classrooms in Buncombe County I’m not sure what the solutions are — but concerned about North Carolina’s plan to size increased from 19 kids in third grade to 23 and Asheville City Schools were reduced by I’m guessing there are solutions if legislaadd two students to each classroom in grades in fourth grade. Additionally, there was only two students —again because research shows tors can be creative, and if we’re all willing four through 12. Two students may not seem one part-time assistant teacher, shared among higher achievement levels and better out- to accept another pinch elsewhere. But don’t like many. But that, plus the proposed cuts three classrooms. keep pinching the fat-free flesh off poor Jack comes when class sizes are decreased. to personnel (including teachers’ assistants, The results I saw (and those reported Increasing the number of kids in already Sprat. Education’s not a luxury. It’s a necesassistant principals and counselors), results by my fourth grader) affected the qual- crowded classrooms harms all of us. Whether sity. in both increased class size and decreased ity of her education and that of her class- or not you have kid(s) in the public schools, Penalizing our kids by increasing their class teacher-to-student ratios (even though there mates. Teachers had less time for more stu- you pay taxes to support the schools. You size equals bad juju. Juju that will come back may be only one teacher in the classroom, dents. In other words, the one-on-one time can moan about it, but you know that sup- and bite us all on our hindquarters. X Anne Fitten “Edgy Mama” Glenn writes about a number of subjects, including parenting, at www.edgymama.com. Parenting Calendar for June 24 - July 2, 2009 Attention 31 (pd.) Do you have children who struggle learning to control their emotions or behavior? Children who don’t seem to pay attention in school? • We invite you to hear about a new technology that’s making it possible to train children (or adults) to be more attentive, more productive and more in control, by simply playing a video game. • This technology (called Neurofeedback) is being employed in schools, clinics, by NASA, in the Olympics and in World Cup trainings and can help your child create lasting change. Call (828) 281-2299, for more info or our schedule of upcoming public seminars, ask for Dr Ellis. Focus Centers of Asheville. Crisis Counseling • Multicultural/ Diverse Lifestyles (pd.) • Teens • Young Adults/Adults • Eclectic/diverse therapy: Cognitive-Behavioral, Equine, Afro-centric, Parent Coordination/Mediation. • Tracy Keene, LPC, 828-3183991, tracy@KeeneCounseling.com • 13 1/2 Eagle Street, Suite P, Asheville, 28801. www.KeeneCounseling. com Involve Your Partner In Your Child’s Birth • Empowered Birthing Classes (pd.) Increase confidence, learn hands-on tools, enjoy the best day of your life! 828-231-9227. Classes monthly: Wednesdays, 6p.m. $175. Next begins July 15. Terra Summer • July 20 - August 14 (pd.) Terra Summer is a four-week experiential academic summer program for children in grades 6-8 (ages 11-14) that uses the magical world of food to teach geometry, geography, history, and science and to explore the social, economic, environmental, and ethical issues related to food. Guided by a farm team, a chef, and teachers, together we grow our own food, work on our organic farm, and cook and eat together. Terra Summer features guest artists and chefs. Children run a produce stand, journal, do portfolio projects and presentations, and look at the world and themselves through a new lens.

The program runs from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday. Early drop-off starts at 8:30 a.m. The cost for Terra Summer is $600 ($150 per week). We prefer for children to attend the entire session. Full and partial scholarships are available. Transportation to and from strategic pick-up and drop-off locations is also available. Terra Summer takes place on a farm on Kimzey Road, Mills River, NC. For more information or to apply, call 828-7827842 or visit www.terraschool.org Asheville Area Mothers of Multiples The group supports mothers of multiples and promotes knowledge of multiple pregnancies and births. Info: www. ashevillemom.com. • 1st THURSDAYS, 7pm - Meetings at Women’s Resource Center. Asheville Mommies Coffee Time Join other moms in the Asheville area for coffee, playtime for the kids and chatting at The Hop on Merrimon Ave. Info: julie@ashevillemommies.com. • WEDNESDAYS, 11am-Noon - Coffee time. Asheville Moms Meet The group is designed for friendship and fun not only for the moms, but the kids too. Several events happen each week at different times and locations. Meet moms who are always ready to make great new friends and have fun. Children’s ages range from 0-5. Info: 712-4388 or www. sahm.meetup.com/1472. • WEDNESDAYS, 10:30am - Meeting at the toddler play area located in Asheville Mall’s food court. B.E.A.R Closet II Located at Abernethy United Methodist, 1418 Patton Ave. Info: 254-9102. • 1st WEDNESDAYS, Noon-6pm - Loan closet for newborns is open. Babies ‘n’ Beer Bring your babies and have a beer with other new moms and dads. Have a baby-friendly outing and meet other new

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parents at the Thirsty Monk, 92 Patton Ave., in downtown Asheville. Info: 254-5450. • TUESDAYS, 4-7pm - Babies ‘n’ Beer meets. Breastfeeding Circle Get professional help for lactation problems and some mama-baby company. Free. Info: ashevillewomenswellness.com. • TUESDAYS, 10:30am-Noon - Meets at 24 Arlington St. Children in the Middle Parenting education for the divorced or separated parent. Classes meet at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200, in the Conference Room. Parents learn how to avoid arguments with their ex, improve communication with him/her, and make the divorce or separation easier on their children. Free, plus snacks are provided. Info or to register: tpeterson@arp-phoenix.com or 254-2700, ext. 286. • Three SATURDAYS, 9am-Noon - Class. (Also in Madison County; call for details.) Free Mommy and Me for Babies A free group that meets weekly in two different locations to provide an opportunity for new parents to gather for support, education, exercise and resources. Info: 2138098 or shantisunshine@gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 11:00-11:45 Mommy/Baby Yoga for PreCrawlers and 12-1 Parenting Forum at the Woodfin YMCA. Call 213-8098 to register. • TUESDAYS, 10:30-11:15 Mommy/Baby Yoga for PreCrawlers —- 11:30-12:30 Parenting Forum. At the Reuter Family YMCA in the Mission Wellness Resource Center Room. Call 213-8098 to register. Hendersonville Mom’s Club Chat and meet new moms in the area. All moms are welcome. Info: 713-4307. • MONDAYS, 11am - Meets at Black Bear Coffee Shop. Nurturing Skills for Parents Parenting program to give parents the tools to foster positive relationships and self-nurturing skills. Classes meet

at ARP/Phoenix, 257 Biltmore Ave., Ste. 200. Classes are appropriate for parents with children of any age. Tailored to support parents in a non-confrontational setting. Free. Info or to register: tpeterson@arp-phoenix.com or 2542700, ext. 286. • ONGOING - Classes meet for 10 weeks. Both morning and evening classes are availiable. Toddler Fun A free group that provides an opportunity for parents to have some structured fun with their toddlers including 45 minutes of songs, stories, finger-plays, parachute play and more. To register: 213-8098 or shantisunshine@ gmail.com. • MONDAYS, 10am - Toddler Fun. At the Woodfin YMCA. Call 213-8098 to register. • TUESDAYS, 9:30am-10:15am - Toddler Fun. At the Reuter YMCA in the Mission Hospitals Room. Call 2138098 to register. YWCA Programs for Parents The YWCA is at 185 S. French Broad Ave. Info: 254-7206 or www.ywcaofasheville.org. • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 8am-Noon & MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, 4:30-8:30pm - The YWCA New Choices Program provides free drop-in child care for parents who are continuing their education or looking for employment. Space is limited. Evening hours are for students only. A phone orientation is required.

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includes presentations at the Inman Chapel and Inman Cemetery given by descendants of their namesake â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the hero of the Cold Mountain story. â&#x20AC;&#x153;All the people here have history,â&#x20AC;? says tour organizer Ted Carr. Proceeds from the tour go to a preservation fund that has already been active in securing farmland and historic sites, an endeavor that has been winning over many residents in the Bethel community. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And if thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what we want, then we have to educate people,â&#x20AC;? Carr says. There, is, he says, no second chance once development takes over historic farmland. from beginners to experts. Info: www.meetup.com/ asheville-hiking. â&#x20AC;˘ SA (6/27), 10am - French Broad River Cleanup & Pack a Bag Contest. Participants must get sponsors for every bag of trash collected. Proceeds benefit local charities. Plus, food drive, book drive and more. At the Asheville Outdoor Center. Asheville Humane Society Animals available for adoption from AHS at 72 Leeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creek Rd. in Asheville. View photos of animals currently available for adoption online. Foster homes needed. Info: 236-3885, ext. 311 or www.ashevillehumane.org. â&#x20AC;˘ Through TU (6/30) - â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tattoos for Lifeâ&#x20AC;? benefit hosted by Freaks-n-Geeks Tattoo Sideshow in W. Asheville. Purchase raffle tickets for $5 each or three for $10. All proceeds from the raffle will benefit AHS â&#x20AC;&#x201D;- Drop off animal items at Freaks to be donated to AHS. Info: 254-4429. Child Abuse Prevention Services Info: 254-2000, childadvocacy@buncombe.main. nc.us or www.childabusepreventionservices.org. â&#x20AC;˘ FR (6/26), 3-8pm & SA (6/27), 8am-3pm - Visit award-winning daylily gardens in Fairview during a daylily sale to benefit Child Abuse Prevention Services. Rare and unusual plants will be available for $2-$10 at the Aldermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gardens. McCune Memorial Center An adult-care home in Black Mountain operated by the Lions of WNC. Info: 669-8452.

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All green in WNC The Marshall Senior Center serves nearly 300 meals a day and offers a variety of activities for Madison County’s elderly population, but the facility needed an energy face-lift. Enter the green team, led by the Global Institute for Sustainability Technologies, a new A-B Tech program that tackles special projects and holds workshops on such topics as “green-collar” jobs and solar-electric systems. The senior-center greening was GIST’s first project. With a portion of the $354,000 federal appropriation that U.S. Rep. Heath Shuler helped secure last year for the school’s Clean Energy Business Incubator, the institute pulled together a collaborative effort. The French Broad Electric Membership Corp. conducted a free audit to determine the center’s energy needs and then donated compact-fluorescent light bulbs and faucet aerators. The Energy Team at Asheville Green Opportunities replaced the light bulbs, installed the aerators and caulked the center’s windows and doors. (The nonprofit provides paid job training and placement to unemployed, out-of-school young adults, helping them obtain “green-collar” jobs that pay a living wage.) And First Light Solar, a Black Mountain-based business, helped fund a solar hot-water system. GIST Coordinator Leslee Thornton says the project had three goals: demonstrating a working solar hot-water system in Madison County, reducing energy costs at the center and providing work-force training. Community Services Director Penny Buckner, meanwhile, says the project teaches everyone a little something about sustainability: “My son graduated this year, and he preaches to me every day [that] we need to go green,” she notes, adding, “The seniors, they’re learning.”

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higher than budgeted, Wilcox persuaded county officials to borrow $3.7 million for energy-efficiency improvements, and he partnered with the Appalachian Regional Commission to get three small windmills installed to generate electricity. Says Wilcox: “We’re rural; we’re small. But it’s our goal to be the school system that leads the way with alternative energy.” To view the full article, visit www.greenbiz.com (click on the “resource efficiency” tab).

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EcoDorm. Opened in 2003 as a pioneering model of energy-efficient building design and renewable-energy technologies, the WWC residence hall recently became the first existing building on a U.S. college campus to achieve LEED Platinum certification. Platinum is the highest rating possible in LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design, a widely recognized rating system developed by the U.S. Green Building Council). Designed by Samsel Architects of Asheville, the two-story structure houses 36 residents. Warren Wilson students helped plan, research and design the building, which initially had four green priorities: energy efficiency, water conservation, indoor air quality and use of local and recyclable materi-

als. All wood used in the EcoDorm was either recycled or timber milled and finished on campus. One of the more unusual features students came up with is a salvaged 10,000-gallon railroad tanker car; fed by roof runoff, the underground cistern provides water for flushing toilets and irrigating the dorm’s permaculture landscaping. The building’s energy-saving technologies include solar hot water, photovoltaic panels, high-efficiency boilers and radiant floor heating. A Web-based energy-monitoring system keeps tabs on it all. Additionally, the N.C. Sustainable Energy Association used data provided by Warren Wilson’s “greening crew” to prompt the N.C. General Assembly to enact a 2007 law promoting energy and water conservation in state-owned buildings, including universities and community colleges. “LEED provides an excellent guideline and methods for putting ‘money where your mouth is’ related to sustainable maintenance,” says Paul Braese, director of facilities management and technical services at Warren Wilson. “It offers a way to measure, and therefore manage, sustainability via maintenance operations.” He continues, “Specifically because of the [EcoDorm project], Warren Wilson has begun the implementation of sustainability across the campus in the areas of integrated pest management, storm-water control, green housekeeping – procedures, purchases and equipment – low VOC [volatile organic compound] paints and glues, indoor air quality and the use of alternative materials.” Other LEED-certified buildings at the college include Orr Cottage and the Village South and Village North residences. Orr Cottage, completed in 2005, was the first LEED Gold building on a college campus in North Carolina. The Village dorms, which opened a year later, have since achieved LEED Gold for new construction. X Send your environmental news to mvwilliams@ mountainx.com or call 251-1333, ext. 152.

Eco Calendar for June 24 - July 2, 2009 Asheville Green Drinks People who are interested in environmental issues and topics meet up for a drink at BoBo Gallery, 22 Lexington Ave. The events usually include a short presentation by a guest speaker. Sign up for the email newsletter at www.ashevillegreendrinks.com. • FR (6/26), 6pm - Socializing —- 6:30pm “Environmental Educators of North Carolina” with Keith Bamberger. Asheville GreenWorks Our area’s Keep America Beautiful affiliate, working to clean and green the community through environmental volunteer projects. Info: 254-1776 or info@ ashevillegreenworks.org. • TUESDAYS (through 9/22), Noon-1pm - Create a healthy body and a healthy environment at the same time with this active community cleanup. Starts at Pritchard Park. Cleanup supplies provided. RSVP. Cradle of Forestry Events Experience the natural and cultural history of the Southern Appalachians at the birthplace of scientific forestry. Located on Route 276 in Pisgah National Forest. Admission: $5/Free for kids & seniors. Info: 877-3130 or www.cradleofforestry.org. • THURSDAYS (6/11 through 8/6), 10:30am-Noon - Woodsy Owl’s Curiosity Club. Nature-oriented activities for children ages 4-7. $4/program. • SA (6/27), 10am-5pm - Bug Day. Go on a bug hunt, explore a pond, see live arthropods, make a buggy craft, and explore insect interrelationships with the forest. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. ECO advocates

for green infrastructure, protects water quality, educates about energy conservation/renewable energy, and promotes recycling. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.ecownc.org. • 4th WEDNESDAYS, Noom-1:30pm - Board meeting. Visitors are welcome. Mountain Green • WE (6/24), 5-6pm - Visit vendors attending the Mountain Green Sustainability Conference —- 6-6:45pm - Skinny Legs and All will perform —- 7:20-8:30pm - Presentation by NASCAR driver Leilani Munter, known as Carbon-Free Girl. Free. At Warren Wilson College. Info: www.mountaingreenwnc.org. N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($6/vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum. org. • TH (6/25), 10am - Official kickoff of the N.C. Birding Trail Guide. The driving trail links birding sites throughout the state. Field trips to local birding trail sites will be offered in the afternoon. Info: www.ncbirdingtrail.org. WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 258-8737 or www.wnca.org. • Last WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Meeting for Henderson County members and the public at Mills River Presbyterian Church in Horse Shoe. Info: 684-0836. • Last TUESDAYS, 6pm - Meeting for Haywood County members and the public at the Waynesville Library. Info: 926-8386.

• Last TUESDAYS, 5:30pm - Forest Task Force: WNC residents who are interested in being stewards for local forests are invited to meet at the WNC Alliance office, 29 N. Market St., Ste. 610, Asheville. Info: 258-8737. • 1st THURSDAYS, 6:30 pm - Meeting for Buncombe County members and the public at the WNC Alliance office, 29 N. Market St., Ste. 610, Asheville. Info: 258-8737. WNC Nature Center Located at 75 Gashes Creek Rd. Hours: 10am-5pm daily (closed on Wednesdays from Dec. 17-Feb. 25). Admission: $7/$5/$3. For more information about programs and activities: 298-5600 or www. wildwnc.org. • SA (6/27), 10am-4pm - Nectar Collector Grand Opening: Discover the secret lives of butterflies at the Beauty of Butterflies exhibit. Plus, face painting, buggy arts & crafts and butterfly related games for children. Light hors d’oeuvres will be served. Admission rates apply. Info: 298-5600, ext. 306. • SA (6/27) through MO (9/7) - The Beauty of Butterflies exhibit, featuring native species of butterflies and moths and the plants they need for survival. $8/$7 seniors/$4 children.

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by Hanna Rachel Raskin There are probably people playing hockey in Utah. Surely there’s a football player biding his time on an Arizona gridiron, and a point guard fated to punch a clock in Maine. But as anyone who lives in a monosports culture like Quebec, Alabama or North Carolina can attest, games somehow mean more when played in a place where everybody cares about them. That phenomenon extends to competitive cooking, which has become a collective obsession in the small tourist town of Blowing Rock. Officially, every restaurant in the state is eligible to enter the Department of Agriculture’s yearly Best Dish in North Carolina contest, a promotion inaugurated in 2006 to recognize chefs using locally grown products. But the annual ritual has assumed special significance in Blowing Rock, which this year produced three of the competition’s 20 finalists. To put that achievement in perspective, Blowing Rockers account for just .0002 percent of the state’s population (and that figure’s rounded up). “It’s kind of a local thing in Blowing Rock,” explains Andrew Long, Storie Street Grille chef and finalist in the Best Dish’s casual dining category. “When it’s slow in the winter, it gives us something to work on.” Still, the likeably modest Long admits that an off-season alone does not a Best Dish hotbed make. “There’s definitely some talent up here, and it’s starting to show,” he says. Blowing Rock’s relationship with the Best Dish

contest dates back to the event’s first year, when Carolyn Crippen persuaded her husband, Jimmy, to enter. Crippen’s Country Inn and Restaurant submitted two dishes – a watermelon salad and pecan-encrusted flounder – and took first prize. “We skipped ’07 and ’08 because we didn’t want to get beat,” Jimmy Crippen says. “We figured we’d call it a day.” Other Blowing Rock chefs took advantage of Crippen’s brief hiatus to make their run at the crown, with Storie Street claiming a third-place finish in 2007 under Chuck Nelson, who now helms the kitchen at fine-dining finalist The Table at Crestwood. Nelson this year will go sauté panto-sauté pan with James Welch, chef at Crippen’s since its opening in 1994. “It’s kind of like wrestling,” says Crippen, a transplanted Floridian who relishes the gleefully cutthroat nature of the competition. “We look like we’re all going at it, but we’re all drinking together in the back.” But even in staged wrestling, there’s real blood, and it’s clear the chefs aren’t faking their reactions to other finalists relying on played-out culinary tricks or techniques seemingly lifted from other restaurants. While competitors spend the months leading up to the contest engrossed in their entries – which, despite the event’s title, usually consist of multicourse meals – they don’t know what other chefs are planning until their submissions appear on the Best Dish finalists’ Web page. “You’re like, ‘Oh, I can’t believe he’s doing that again,” Long says. “It’s fun to talk a little smack.” Best Dish season warms up early in Blowing Rock, where chefs surreptitiously audition their

most audacious culinary ideas at Fire on the Rock, the Iron Chef-style competition held every spring in conjunction with the town’s Blue Ridge Wine and Food Festival. “My secret ingredient last year was sweet potatoes, so I put it on the menu and haven’t looked back since,” Nelson says, explaining the origin of his Best Dish-contending sweet potato spring rolls. This year’s Fire on the Rock, including Battles Milk, Apples and Heirloom Tomatoes, gripped the imagination of Best Dish contest administrator Matt Tunnell, who’s working with organizer Crippen to expand the competition to include four adjoining counties. Tunnell, apparently charmed by the Blowing Rock contingent, recently invited a team of locals to present cooking demos at the state’s “Got to Be NC” Festival. “At the Ag Center, they were all saying ‘how ‘bout them mountain boys?,’” Crippen laughs. “The mountain boys are taking it.” Best Dish rules call for finalist restaurants to serve their potentially winning menus for at least four consecutive weeks between May 1 and June 27, during which time three mystery judges (identified by the contest’s Web site as “individuals with prominent but separate roles in North Carolina’s foodservice industry”) will visit the restaurant to sample the entry. The judges’ orders may give them away: While the Best Dish lineup is available to any customer, chefs say some of the more adventurous preparations challenge the town’s culinary conservatism. “We do have an older clientele,” Long says. “It’s definitely more conservative. One thing I’ve noticed is when you get too crazy with descriptions, they’ll cut you off. I see it with servers all the time.” Yet Long has managed to sneak a fair bit of novelty onto his Best Dish menu, which nicely echoes Storie Street’s den-like feel. (“When you get as much food traffic as we do, you can’t be fine dining,” Long says, obliquely explaining the restaurant’s thoroughly suburban décor, down to the jokey pint-sized bear in an apron with a “please wait to be seated” sign hung from his right paw.) Long’s entry kicks off with a manly meat and potatoes salad, featuring porcine-seeped greens tossed with chewy grouper cheeks, fingerling potatoes and crispy ribbons of beets. The wellexecuted fish and chip starter, smartly bathed in a Cottonwood Low Down Brown Ale vinaigrette, is followed by a plate showcasing two cuffs of curled-up mountain trout standing on end. While the dish is slightly more show-offy than functional, it should sing in season, when the sugar snaps, corn and heirloom tomatoes tucked into the filets are at their peak. “I’m known for not being a dessert cook,” Long says of his Best Dish’s third act, a basic cobbler doused with Yadkin Valley syrah syrup that’s pleasantly reminiscent of rough mornings on which breakfast is a berry muffin and a swig of last night’s wine. Cheerwine is the beverage of choice for Nelson, whose Best Dish menu at The Table at Crestwood ends with a fizzy, flaky ice cream Napoleon finished with cola syrup. “You can’t get more North Carolina than that, right?” Nelson says. Nelson’s menu also includes a pair of slightly clichéd spring rolls and a terrific sweet potato soup, a

creamy, smoky salute to one of the state’s leading crops. While 18th century scullery maids probably knew how to make a similar dish, Nelson nudges the recipe toward the present with a sprinkle of fresh cilantro leaves. But the centerpiece of Nelson’s menu is a phenomenal chocolate-ginger duck breast, split and served over crisscrossed carrots, asparagus and a buttery pistachio rice pilaf. “I came up with that around Easter,” Nelson says of the dish. “With that duck, you could go further with the chocolate, but I guess you have to know when to say when. Sometimes if you overthink or overdo it, it’s too much. Melding chocolate with meat is strongly associated around Blowing Rock with Crippen’s, which some years ago put a chocolate steak on its menu. “Chocolate steak is what we’re known for,” Crippen says. Chef “James [Welch’s] daughter brought him a chocolate kiss one day, and he came up with the idea. Well, he went on vacation and we pulled it off the menu. And every night, someone asked for it. Now it’s what we’re known for.” Chocolate appears during the second course of Welch’s Best Dish menu, in the form of bittersweet chocolate shavings atop a lovely greens-and-goat cheese salad. The menu also manages to showcase North Carolina-grown tomatoes, shrimp, pork, bok choy and apples in an ambitious series of dishes, including a spicy bisque, startlingly fresh ceviche, grilled tenderloin finished with a thick, Asian-style coconut sauce and a warm apple tart. Best Dish entrants are judged partly on how well they market their menu and the local products they’re featuring; Crippen is a marketing maven who hobnobs with every guest, many of whom are extraordinarily curious about what his kitchen’s planning to do next. Indeed, Long attributes the concentration of cooking talent in Blowing Rock to residents’ enthusiasm for food: “We’ve got our own scene,” he says. “It’s a good crowd looking to eat nice food.” X

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THE DRIPOLATOR: The relocated Dripolator coffeeshop is now open in downtown Asheville’s Pioneer Building, again serving drinks to thirsty customers. “We still have some things to finish up to trick it out and warm it up, but the espresso is pulling, coffee is hot and beer is cold!” owner Jay Weatherly writes in an e-mail announcing the reopening at 190 Broadway. A grandopening celebration is planned for July. To reach the coffeehouse, call 252-0021. FIRESTORM CAFE: Refrigeration means lemon meringue pies, blueberry cheesecakes and Jell-O — but it also means money, which is why downtown Asheville’s Firestorm Café is soliciting its customers to help finance the purchase of a refrigerated display case. “We want to expand our cafe and bring customers a wider range of delicious baked goods and desserts,” staffer E Scott explains in an e-mail. But, he continues, “due to the depressed economy, we cannot easily obtain an expansion loan from a traditional lender.” Firestorm is instead selling $50 gift certificates through July 1 to produce what supporters hope will bring a sudden flood of cash to the cafe. As an incentive, the $50 gift certificates will be valued at $55. All proceeds from certificate sales will go toward the cafe’s expansion; to learn more about the project, call 255-8115, or visit Firestorm at 48 Commerce St.

APPALACHIAN SUSTAINABLE AGRICULTURE PROJECT: ASAP, the local nonprofit dedicated to strengthening localfood systems, is devoted to cutting out the middleman. But the organization is currently encouraging supporters to make their contributions through Sensibilities, which has pledged to match all donations throughout the month of June. The day spa is also rewarding donors with discount cards, presumably so they can feel good inside and out. To make a contribution, visit Sensibilities at 59 Haywood St. or 2 Town Square Blvd. MADISON COUNTY FARMERS MARKET: The Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market is planning to celebrate the Fourth this year in true Southern style: with pork. Mackey Farms will be cooking its farm-raised hogs, with whole pork shoulders available for sale. Barbecue by the plate will also be available. For more about July Fourth festivities at the market, located in downtown Mars Hill, call 649-2411. GROVEWOOD CAFE: The Grovewood Cafe is partnering with the Weinhaus for a five-course wine dinner on Thursday, July 16, at 7:30 p.m. Tickets to the event are $65, and can be reserved by calling 254-6453.

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Open Letter music series brings avant-garde jazz to Asheville by Alli Marshall Talk about jazz towns and people think New Orleans, Chicago, New York. But Asheville? According to local musician Shane Perlowin (of math-rock outfit Ahleuchatistas and punk-jazz trio Mind vs. Target), Asheville is making a name for itself among touring jazz musicians. “They go to Columbia, Lexington and New York,” he says. “They tour overseas,” because there’s a supportive audience. “We’ve established that support here,” Perlowin continues. “I’ve been to shows in New York and Chicago — the same number of people come out to a show in Asheville. Asheville is becoming a place to play on tour. I think it’s because we care about it; we try to make this work.” Because there is that interest in jazz music — especially in the avant-garde vein — Perlowin has been working behind the scenes for a couple years to book up-and-coming artists into local venues. This year, with three not-to-be missed acts in the works, Perlowin is branding the Open Letter music series (which shares its name with his indie label, Open Letter Records, due to release Perlowin’s solo album The Vacancy In Every Verse this summer). The series evolved organically enough: In 2006, Chicago-based cornet virtuoso Josh Berman played a duet at Static Age Records with saxophonist Keefe Jackson. Jackson’s sister had attended college with Perlowin and put the two musicians in touch. “A lot of artists used to come through Vincent’s Ear,” Perlowin explains. When the former Lexington Avenue coffee shop/music venue closed, “there was a vacuum. People didn’t know who to contact to book a show.” After Jackson and Perlowin teamed up, other musicians — many from the Chicago jazz community — began calling the Ahleuchatistas guitarist. Jackson returns as part of Berman’s band for a BoBo Gallery performance this Sunday, June 28. And, though BoBo has a completely different feel from Vincent’s Ear, Perlowin points out that BoBo’s cozy visual and performance-arts space is just right for jazz shows. To begin with, the venue lends itself to attentive listening. “I think jazz is a living art form and people are participating in that art form,” Perlowin says. These musicians are “doing new things or are expressive within that style of music and it speaks to you.” But that doesn’t mean the Open Letter music series offerings are impossibly heady. Take Berman: The cornetist (who shrinks from the designation “cornet master”) does steer his compositions

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Terpsicorps pairs with Firecracker Jazz Band for Recession Blues by Alli Marshall This year has been a hard one for dance companies. According to Heather Maloy, artistic director of Asheville’s Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance, “across the country dance companies are folding or laying off large numbers.” Terpsicorps, which draws its cast from professional dancers on summer break from their regular companies, isn’t facing layoffs, but these are still uneasy times. “We could be losing our studio space,” Maloy says of the troupe’s Wedge building rehearsal room. Like proverbial lemonade from life’s lemons, Maloy is drawing inspiration from adversity, and this season Terpsicorps will premiere The Recession Blues & other works. The title piece, a collaboration with Asheville’s Firecracker Jazz Band, balances what Maloy calls “the most resonant themes of the current recession” with athletic modern dance and a healthy dose of humor. “The way I’m getting through the day,” the artistic director and choreographer says, “is I’m laughing so hard I have to leave the room to pee.” Yeah, it’s a laugh-so-you-don’t-cry tactic, but Terpsicorps’ Recession Blues also promises to be truly funny. (It will also be Terpsicorps’ lone Asheville show this season, both for financial reasons and because the dance company is debuting a season in Winston-Salem, thanks to funding by that city’s arts council.) Maloy describes one section in which dancers, dressed as Desert Storm soldiers, perform 1920s and ‘30s-era musical theater — over-the-top slapstick — all the while being shot down. As for guns, five of the six dancers hold M-16 rifles. The sixth dancer holds a cardboard cutout scrawled with the words, “On order.” In another segment, dancers represent a cross section of careers hardest-hit by the economic downturn. Instead of an unemployment line, they form a Rockettes-style kick line. Excitedly, Maloy tells Firecracker Jazz Band guitarist Jon Corbin, “There was a scene I was working on yesterday — I was thinking, ‘I can’t wait until [the band] sees this.’” It’s a fight choreographed to a drum solo featured on Firecracker’s recently released album, Red Hot Band (recorded at the Mississippi studio of Squirrel Nut Zippers’ Jimbo Mathis on vintage equipment). Corbin has worked with Terpsicorps before. In fact, the dance company has engaged a local musician or band to perform at all but its debut show. Maloy tapped Firecracker Jazz Band for this year’s season when she heard one of the band’s shows. She knew she wanted to collaborate; the theme came later. See, much of Firecracker’s vintage music harkens back to the Great Depression and the ragtime jazz of those years. But even though the Depression and the current recession share some similarities, Maloy differentiates between the two. “The costumes are contemporary and

also really sparse,” she explains. On stage, where some live-band-and-dancer combos share a realtime chemistry, Firecracker and the Terpsicorps cast will be separated by an ideological line in the sand: The band is of the 1920s and ‘30s; the dancers are of today’s world. Still, the live performance presents an interesting challenge: “With jazz, there’s an element of improvisation,” Corbin says. “We’ve got to keep that to a minimum.” He adds, “I was blown away by how

technical [the dancers are] in rehearsal. It was an eye-opener how they were living and dying on every beat.” Apparently, even with ironclad structure, the collaboration is a welcome one. “Everyone in the band is excited to see how our music is interpreted,” Corbin says. For this performance, Maloy is teaming up not only with the band, but with local relief agency Asheville Buncombe Community Christian Mission (ABCCM). “This is about the recession and everyone is struggling,” Maloy says. During May, Terpsicorps partnered with ABCCM as well as MANNA FoodBank, Mountain Housing Opportunities and Green Opportunities to offer buy-one-getone-free performance vouchers to donors who gave at least $45 to the local charities. During the June shows, Terpsicorps asks audience members to bring canned goods for an ABCCM food drive. Continuing the recession/Depression theme, Saturday’s show will be followed by a “Party Like It’s 1929” after-event in the art deco-designed S&W building (home of Steak & Wine restaurant) with DJ Trevor spinning dance music. While Recession Blues is the show’s featured dance, the performance also includes back-bypopular-demand pieces such as the breathtaking Salvatore Aiello-choreographed “Satto” and Maloy’s own “Le Suil Go ...,” an athletic feat set to Celtic music. Also in store: A newly created pas de deux titled “Luminescent Chocolate,” set to an aggregate of regional groups Luminescent Orchestrii and The Carolina Chocolate Drops. “It has banjo and beat boxing,” Maloy says. “I have a friend who has a recording studio in WinstonSalem and [the two bands] got together and jammed.” Even in the lean times, this Terpsicorps performance seems to suggest, the local arts scene is rich with inspiration. X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ mountainx.com.

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David Sedaris returns to Asheville on book tour, wherein he likely won’t crack open a book by Alli Marshall “I’m not as much of a jerk as I make myself out to be,” says essayist David Sedaris. Then, “Maybe I’m worse.” Known for his bitingly hilarious (as in he’s laughing at you, not with you) nonfiction, Sedaris’s stories revolve around the misfortunes of others and his own sardonic observations. When You Are Engulfed In Flames (Black Ray Books, 2008) — just out in paperback — is his seventh collection of stories. From the opening essay, “It’s Catching,” Sedaris is the best kind of bad. “If I was a child and saw something creeping out of a hole in my mother’s leg, I would march to the nearest orphanage and put myself up for adoption,” he relates after learning that his boyfriend’s mother was infected with a parasite. “I would burn all pictures of her, destroy anything she had given me, and start all over because that is simply disgusting.” Funny. But why doesn’t the writer use the page to render himself more saint, less sinner? “I’m very suspicious of that, telling a story where you’re heroic and do something good for somebody,” he tells Xpress. “I did something really good for somebody recently and if I had done it for the right

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reasons, I would never talk about it. I just did it so people would think I’m generous, but even when I include that in the story it feels weird. Stories in which you’re heroic are really hard to pull off.” He adds, “I think if you’re going to be hard on other people — in print, anyway — you need to be harder on yourself.” What could be harder than quitting smoking in the public eye? While learning a foreign language? Sedaris does just that, in The Smoking Section, which comprises the final quarter of Flames and is set in Japan. He writes: “The pack I bought that day in Vancouver were Viceroys. I’d often noticed them in the shirt pockets of gas station attendants, and no doubt thought that they made me appear masculine, or at least as masculine as one could look in a beret and a pair or gabardine pants that buttoned at the ankle.” And later: “Between the plane tickets, the three-month apartment rental, the school tuition, and the unused patches and lozenges, it had cost close to twenty thousand dollars to quit smoking.” “It’s always a fear when you write about something like that that you’re kind of trapped,” the author says. “I’d feel like an extra-loser if I started smoking again, so I didn’t.” And then Sedaris’s inner Crumpet (the curmudgeonly elf from his prickly The Santaland Diaries) comes out: “People expected me to start again. I like defying their expectations.” Still, there’s more to Sedaris’s essays than snark. The writer, who’s long kept diaries, can pinpoint an essay-making anecdote while it’s happening. Take his upcoming New Yorker piece: “I was in Australia with a Kookaburra on my arm. I thought, this feels like a story, and I knew why it felt like a story. I could connect it to something in my childhood. It didn’t take that much time to turn it around.” Not every essay comes so easily. “I was in London in a taxidermy shop and I recognized something as story-worthy. Something sort of incredible unfolded before me. I’ve written it up twice [but] I haven’t put my finger on why it felt like a story, so it’s back to the drawing board.” Sedaris is also trying to flesh out why those who attend his lectures rarely comment on his in-person readings. He’s not complaining (though he points out that he takes notes at his friend’s plays to have “something to talk about later”) but it’s a puzzler: Many fans first encountered Sedaris through National Public Radio’s This American Life, hearing Sedaris’s dark humor before reading it for themselves. “They’ll mention something they heard on the radio, but not anything I just read,” the

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Thursday, June 25 (7 p.m. Tickets for the reading are sold out at press time; tickets for the signing line and reception are available with the purchase of a copy of When You Are Engulfed in Flames. www.malaprops.com or 254-6734) author notes. “It’s as if it never happened.” Fans at this week’s Malaprop’s event probably won’t have the chance to right that wrong. After touring the hard-copy edition of Flames, Sedaris hasn’t cracked a book on the paperback tour. “The last tour I did was in France and I said that’s it,” he recalls. “I was sick of it.” That doesn’t mean the prolific writer has stopped crafting prose. In fact, there are rumblings about a novel. (”Except that I have a 10-page attention span,” Sedaris says.) Also on the fiction front: “I’m working right now on a collection of stories about animals,” Sedaris says. “I’d like to call them fables, but my morals are a little shaky.” X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ mountainx.com.

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Here’s the set-up for A Beautiful View, now running in repertory at N.C. Stage, according to the show’s press: L and M meet in a camping-goods store. Their tentative friendship seems doomed to fail before it begins, each with preconceived notions about the other. Rather than hurt each other’s feelings, they have a drink. Their relationship develops into something complicated, heartfelt and (naturally) involves a two-woman ukulele band. The behind-the-scenes twist? Anne Thibault and Bitch, who play L and M, are actually lifelong friends. They met in college at DePaul University and have stayed close even while building their own successes in their various fields of performing arts. Bitch is half of the queercore-punk duo Bitch and Animal, and she’s one righteous babe, having toured with Ani DeFranco, the Indigo Girls and Michelle Shocked, among others. Thibault penned I Wrote This Play to Make You Love Me, a laughed-you-cried look at sex, lies and repression. Both the plays feature N.C. Stage’s choose-your-own-ticket price, from $15 to $30. With varying schedules, check www.ncstage.org for details. Changing the subject, did you know you can have the theme song from Mr. Belvedere as your cell-phone ringtone? I bet you didn’t. I’m not sure if you can have one of EAR PWR’s crazy, beat-heavy songs as a ringtone, but if you could, your coworkers would be jumping up to dance when your phone rang. And when they jumped up, you could tell them to run over to Mo

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Daddy’s on Thursday, June 25, to hear the real thing. That’s right, bust out your sparkly sweater and your diamonds, liquor and leather, cause EAR PWR is back. I mean, for one night. Spork told you in March that the dance-crazy duo had moved to Baltimore and signed to Carpark Records. At the time, Sarah Reynolds wasn’t optimistic about an upcoming tour bringing the wild electro-annihilators back to town. But guess what? The Jams O Jamz return. Speaking of retuning, Brooklyn’s Cordero comes back to the Arts Center in Marshall Friday, June 26. “They bring the party to the dance floor,” writes Erich Hubner of the Madison County Arts Council. Having seen Hubner get down, he probably knows what’s he’s talking about. “Guitar, trumpet, bass, drums, percussion, keyboards and sultry vocals in a heady Latin stew. Dusty desert moods and edgy grooves make for a unique musical mix. La musica de Cordero es una mezcla seductora de rock, letras meditabundas y ritmos tropicales que deja patente las raíces puertorriqueñas de su líder, Ani Cordero,” he writes. Apparently the band enjoyed their October show in Marshall so much, they decided to stop back in en route from Chicago to Memphis (if this becomes a touring circuit, whoa Nelly). Hubner goes on: “In the middle of this musical hoagie will be the Spring Creek collective known as Jesse James and the Junkman’s Daughter, bringing their X-influenced rockabilly sound to the stage. Warming up the dance floor will be the mojo-dripping garage stylings of the Rubber Cushions, featuring the Prince of Primo Primpery, Kip Veno, backed by Marshall’s Wall of Stone — Alex Tocaben, the Cisco Kid; Willy ‘Too Crazy’ Tocaben; and the lowest of them all, Ernie Truckber.” If you understand all that you must live in Marshall. Tix are $10, show’s at 8 p.m. Info at 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com X

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Cloaked characters, burning branches, mystical symbols and desolate landscapes comprise the evocative paintings of Asheville artist Chris Sedgwick, on display this month at Gallery Minerva on Biltmore Ave. Linking themes of spirituality and science, what is most remarkable about Sedgwickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s paintings is the indecipherable era they inhabit. While the characters perform what appear to be ancient rituals, their clothing looks like something from the future. The realist manner in which Sedgwick paints contributes to the spiritualized presence of his paintings. They reference 17th-century Baroque painters like Caravaggio, who were encouraged by the Roman Catholic Church to use dramatic light and emotive content to convey religious ideas. Instead of biblical themes, however, Sedgwickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work blends current scientific theories to ancient occult traditions. He often deals with the Roman

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Chris Sedgwickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Alchemical Divination of Soul Synthesisâ&#x20AC;? links themes of spirituality and science. His work is at Gallery Minerva. idea of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;augerâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a character who was thought to have a direct relationship with God and therefore influenced cycles of the natural world. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Alchemical Divination of Soul Synthesisâ&#x20AC;? serves as the focal point of the gallery, stretching nearly 10 feet long. The painting depicts a central figure who is levitating while six augurs surround him. A small shoot of poplar is beginning to sprout on the ground, its leaves aflame. Candles burn on the rocks that surround the figures. The viewer feels here like she has wandered into a mystical situation â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the force of the moment is captivating. To see another example art inspired by ideas of yore and the natural world, visit Nicole McConvilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s show Specimens at the Pump Gallery in the River Arts Districtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Phil Mechanic Building. For her multimedia assemblages, McConville has pieced together things like bird wings, old photographs, bugs and starfish. She crafts these found relics into meticulous shrines that incorporate contemporary applications of encaustic (wax) paint. McConvilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work calls to mind the Cabinet of Curiosities of 16th- and 17th-century Europe,

rooms belonging to wealthy people that housed collections of random biological, archaeological, geological and religious artifacts. In such rooms, it wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t unusual to see whale bones displayed next to biblical texts, stuffed birds, ancient architecture and precious gems. While these rooms were originally intended as displays of affluence, they later served a more scientific purpose. The Cabinets of Curiosities later influenced a social trend known as wunderkammers (wonder boxes) through which people began collecting and displaying personal and exotic relics in little boxes to serve as mementos. McConville has taken the idea of the wunderkammer further by assembling her relics into sculptural works of art â&#x20AC;&#x201D; paying close attention to detail and the poetic relationship between objects. In â&#x20AC;&#x153;Submerge,â&#x20AC;? a dried octopus lays before a black-and-white photo suggesting an offering to ancestral spirits. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Surrenderâ&#x20AC;? depicts the face of a woman with two bird wings gracefully pointing downward. Each diorama, with its careful placement of elements, command reflection and introspection. Specimens will be on display until June 30. X

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Asheville Art Museum’s Celebrate 60! party Why is the Asheville Art Museum’s birthday party going to be so fantastic? For one thing, the event itself is a top-notch affair. The night will feature Motown, soul and funk music from Asheville’s own Free Flow Band, live painters Steve Lister and Melissa Padma Glaze will create original works right before your eyes, the “40 Fingers and a Missing Tooth” juggling troupe will regale the audience with amazing feats, Salvador Dali and Frida Kahlo will hob-nob with guests (or at least, their spitting images), the lovely ladies of Bootstraps Burlesque will pass out sweets ... we could go on, and on. What else makes the event so amazing? It’s a celebration of our town’s very fine art museum and its contributions to our local culture, which have been incredible over the years. From Jean Claude and Christo to Josef and Anni Albers, the museum has offered world-class programming well-deserving of a party. The Celebrate 60! party is at the Orange Peel on Saturday, June 27. Tickets are $19.49 (in honor of the museum’s inaugural year) and include two drink tickets. There will be beer from local faves Pisgah Brewery and the terrific new Oysterhouse Brewing Company, plus a special 60th Sangria and food from Greenlife, Earty Fare, Kilwin’s and Red Lobster. For more info or to order tix, visit www.theorangepeel.net or call (866) 468-7630. For more information, please visit www.ashevilleart.org.

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Sierra Leone’s Refugee All Stars The one bright spot in the decade-long Sierra Leone civil war (which displaced millions and left tens of thousands dead) was the band formed by husband and wife Reuben and Grace Koroma and their friend Francis “Franco” Lamgba. The trio joined forces with other refugee camp musicians and, performing with makeshift equpment, created soulful, uplifting songs to help their fellow refugees weather the hard times. Today, the multimember band tours extensively, bringing rhythmic grooves and hopeful melodies to the world. Catch the Grey Eagle show on Wednesday, July 1 (8:30 p.m. $15 advance, $18 day of show.) Local tropical-pop act Floating Action opens. www.thegreyeagle.com.

Ume From skate-park grindcore to catchy-cool indie rock, guitarist/ vocalist Lauren Larson has covered the sound spectrum. Now fronting the shimmery guitar-driven trio Ume, Larson reaches her stride. Says press for the band: “While writing a thesis on ‘Art as Experience’ Lauren realized she’d rather be making music than theorizing about its implications. So, she traded in the PhD to pursue her guitar heroine dreams.” Well done. Bound for Athfest, Ume makes a stop at the Emerald Lounge on Thursday, June 25 at 9 p.m. (with local rock hotties Cobra Horse and Jamie McClean). www. myspace.com/emeraldlounge

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No Shame Theatre Can something be very popular and underground at the same time? The open-performance venue No Shame Theatre would seem to qualify. Its late start alone (11 p.m.) would seem to disqualify it from the mainstream; its quirky content would seem to seal the deal. Yet the theatre event — now closing out its third season — sold out its first two shows, turning people away. On Saturday, June 27, No Shame presents its 15 best works of the season (as voted by the audience). It’ll be a mix of short pieces ranging from rap songs to improv comedy to a monologue about cheese. Show at N.C. Stage, 15 Stage Lane off Walnut Street. $5.

Kenilworth Art Stroll Hand-turned wood, cast glass, multimedia collage: It’s all the best of a gallery crawl, only the route winds through the grand homes and placid parks of Asheville’s historic Kenilworth neighborhood. Located just a few minutes south of downtown, Kenilworth is home to a number of artists who perfect their crafts in private studios. This is the opportunity for art appreciators to check out the latest creations by Asheville Tileworks, Batton Clayworks, Salleyanne Jewelry and 15 others. Saturday, June 27, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sunday, June 28, 1-6 p.m. Pick up a map at the Kenilworth Presbyterian Church or at www.kenilworthstroll.com.

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Black Mountain-based musician, former Choosy Beggar and he-of-late-with-the-oddlynamed bands, Seth Kauffman shows off his mastery of many genres (bossa nova and dub among them) on the most recent Floating Action album. Before the CD-release show at the Grey Eagle, many Kauffman fans were already raving over the hyper-original, entirely catchy passel of songs. But as Floating Action on the album is essentially a one-man band, there was the floating question: How would the music translate live? There might not be a better answer than drummer Evan Martin’s hop-time intro to the quirky pop ditty “Marie Claire,” adding even more bounce to the song than on the studio track. The audience at the Grey Eagle bounced right along. As it turns out, Kauffman is not only a master of clever songwriting, he has a knack for putting together a monster live band, grabbing Joshua Carpenter on bass, Martin on drums and the effervescent Michael Libramento on guitar. Carpenter recently played a series of Northeast shows backing folk legend Rodriguez; Martin and Libramento most recently collaborated with stephaniesid, though Libramento’s making the rounds in a number of stellar bands lately. Energetic Libramento played foil to Kauffman’s cool character. While Kauffman, clad in a sporty headband, played evenly to the side, Libramento (himself often a side player) danced front and center, bringing enthusiasm to the stage with his wild grins

and soulful singing. One of the album’s haunting qualities is its deft use of harmony, and the Floating Action live band achieved great effect on nearly all the songs, recreating and enhancing the often-complex arrangements. The crowd began with a few dancers and ended up in a near frenzy. There was a lot of joy in that room. Which is another Floating Action contrast: Kauffman’s lyrics belie an emotional depth one might not notice from the songs’ frequent poppiness, but he sings about some serious stuff. “Edge of the World” is more jaunty than the chorus suggests, “50 Lashes” (the album’s opener) wields both a darker theme and a singable chorus. But none of that kept the dancers from dancing. The Floating Action band played a few of Kauffman’s older songs, some favorites: “I Bleed Easy” and “Absolute Sway” among them. And they didn’t shy from the sprawling, trippy “Cinder Cone,” a masterpiece of psychedelia. A week later, Floating Action brought the same energy to a house show-slash-cookout — hipsters dropped their hot dogs to shake it in the halls, the living room and in line for the bathroom. Right in the middle of “Don’t Stop Lovin’ Me Now,” the police suggested that the music was too loud and neighbors were complaining (neighbors presumably lacking musical appreciation). Undaunted, Floating Action kept the set alive (this time, with windows closed), and no one had to stop loving them. X Floating Action headlines the Beer City Bash at the Orange Peel on Friday, June 26.

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Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and

BoBo Gallery

Boiler Room

Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band),

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Itchy Hearts & Johnson’s Crossroad

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

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Mount Dungeon w/ Jeff Markham & The Last Call

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‘80s Night

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Acoustic Soul Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Emerald Lounge

Old Time Jam, 6pm Purple Onion Cafe

Jonathan Byrdm Doug & Telisha Williams, Danny Schmidt (singer/songwriters)

Reggae Resurrection Firestorm Cafe and Books

Blue Grass Jam night (band 8-10pm, open

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Frankie Bones

Rocket Club

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Night’s Bright Colors w/ Gray Young, Saint Solitude, and Vindell (indie-rock)

Watershed

Courtyard Gallery

Open mic at the Shed w/ Parker Brooks

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone

Waynesville Water’n Hole

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Funk jam featuring local artists

Ballroom Dancing with Roger Buckner

White Horse

Diana Wortham Theater

Celtic & Blues Tuesdays w/ 6:30 Irish session

Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance: “The Recession Blues & other works”

Wild Wing Cafe

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Caribbean Cowboys

Razcal’s

Galictifunk (disco, funk, house & DJs)

Garage at Biltmore

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Hookah Joe’s

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Marc Keller (variety)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

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Emerald Lounge

Back Room

Cobra Horse & UME

Quarterhouse (bluegrass)

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Beacon Pub

Despite Everything (folk-punk)

Payin the Rent

Five Fifty Three

Blu Lounge

Steve Wolrab & guests (jazz, guitar)

Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass)

Frankie Bones

Blue Ridge Performing Arts

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Scandals Nightclub

Back Room

Mixed Bag Open Jam hosted by Michael Tao

Open mic

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Red Willies (Celtic)

Open mic

Every Mother’s Dream (rock) & Dave Desmelik (singer/songwriter)

Town Pump

Center

French Broad Brewery Tasting

BoBo Gallery

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Open Mic w/ David Bryan

Pick~N~Jam

Room

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

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June 25th

Pokey LaFarge @ 8pm Ear Pwr w/ DJ George Brazil @ 9:45 pm

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Karaoke w/Sound extreme Natalie Productions Show Night

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Bloody Mary Bar open At 6pm Special Events call 8pm-2am at club New Patio Opening in June! www.clubhairspray.com • 258.2027 38 N. French Broad Ave.

June 26th

“Beats” @ Beacon

Garage at Biltmore

Blu Lounge

Hightide Blues

Dance mix w/ local DJ’s

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

The John Cowan Band (bluegrass, rock)

Acoustic Swing

Orange Peel

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Beer City Bash w/ Floating Action, Wilsin, Rat Jackson

Handlebar

Vinyl Soup & Marsupial (trip rock)

Crowfield (jam rock) w/ Elmwood Band and Andy Lehman

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Chaser’s Nitelife

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Bluegrass Jam, 9:30pm Lobster Trap

Hank Bones

Boiler Room

Live music DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band Club Xcapades

Live music Decades Restaurant & Bar

Magnolia’s Raw Bar

Shaggin’ w/ Darin Kohler and & the Asheville Kats

A Social Funk-tion (party covers)

Diana Wortham Theater

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Groove Collector O’Malley’s On Main

Smokin’ Section (blues, Southern rock)

Picnics

Live music w/ Angie Medlin Pisgah Brewing Company

Kevin Scanlon Purple Onion Cafe

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist) Razcal’s

Peggy Ratusz and Daddy Longlegs (blues) Red Room at Temptations

DJ Spivey Rocket Club

On The Take (indie) w/ Silver Hand & The Fire Tonight (alt-piano rock)

Belly dancing

Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance: “The Recession Blues & other works”

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Dock’s Restaurant

Ear Pwr w/ Dj George Brazil

Billy Berger & Terina Plyler (folk, rock, swing)

Nashwa

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Throwback Thursday w/ 80’s & 90’s music

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

The Encouraging Cup

Southern Fried Blues Society w/ Gas House Mouse, WSNB, Skinny Legs & All, Leigh Glass Band & Peggy Ratusz & Daddy Long

Eleven on Grove

The Still

Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm

Bobby G. Band

Pisgah Brewing Company

Emerald Lounge

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Phuncle Sam (Dead covers)

Jean Marie and Rachael Goodrich

Town Pump

Purple Onion Cafe

Feed and Seed

WSNB

The Honey Dewdrops

Live music w/ Green River Boys

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Razcal’s

Firestorm Cafe and Books

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter)

Black Magick Blues (psychedelic blues)

Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market

Rocket Club

Five Fifty Three

Amy Burritt (folk guitar)

Shod My Feet w/ Tribella

Michael Collins w/ Jeff Starnes (jazz duo)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

JiMMy Brown

Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Bobby Sullivan (piano)

Singer-songwriter showcase

Nikki Talley (acoustic, rock, indie)

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Temptations Martini Bar

Garage at Biltmore

Garry Segal (blues, jazz)

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Jake Gardner (singer/songwriter)

DJ Den w/ C.R.I.M.E

White Horse

Town Pump

Gottrocks

Spiritual Rez (funk)

Jimmy Brown (of Belfast, Ireland)

Future (rock)

Wild Wing Cafe

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Loose Cannons

Peggy Ratusz’s Invitational Blues Jam

Webb Wilder (Americana, rock, roots)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

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Orange Peel

Waynesville Water’n Hole

Shovelhead Saloon

Carolina Revenge (Southern rock) Stella Blue

The Virgins Mary & Dissent (rock) The Humbled

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Sat., June 27 Back Room

Vertigo Jazz Project (Latin, jazz, funk) Beacon Pub

DJ Lady C & Tonell (West Coast house & East Coast breaks)

Hangar

Westville Pub

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

East Coast Dirt (rock, progressive)

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

White Horse

Iron Horse Station

Now You See Them (indie)

Butter Hollar

Wild Wing Cafe

Jack Of The Wood Pub

The Notion Zuma Coffee

Uncle Hamish & The Hooligans (rock, Celtic, fusion)

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Jerusalem Garden

Beppe Gambetta (Italian virtuoso guitarist)

Belly dancing w/ live music

BoBo Gallery

Lobster Trap

Arundas

Geoffrey Weeks piano

Boiler Room

Mike’s Tavern

Zapotech (electronica)

Solito

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Fri., June 26 Back Room

Miriam Allen and the Pasionistas (Latin, roots) Beacon Pub

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)

Pokey Lafarge (roots, country) Blu Lounge

Music w/ Lady DJ Christian M. Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Mark Bumgarner Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

clubdirectory Complete clubland directory: www.mountainx.com/clubland. Questions or errors? E-mail (clubland@mountainx.com). Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 251-5505 The Back Room (OSO) 697-6828 Barley’s Tap Room (SH) 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza (OSO) 658-8777 Blue Lounge 650-5198 Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center 693-0087 BoBo Gallery (OSO) 254-3426 Bosco’s Sports Zone 684-2646 Broadway’s (SA) 285-0400 Chaser’s (SA) 684-3780 Club Hairspray (SA) 258-2027 College St. Pub (SA) 232-0809 Courtyard Gallery 273-3332 Cypress Cellar (ISS) 698-1005 Decades Restaurant & Bar 254-0555 Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530

Dock’s Restaurant 883-4447 ED Boudreaux’s Bayou BBQ (SH) 296-0100 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge (OSO) 232- 4372 The Encouraging Cup 329-8210 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe (OSO) 255-8115 Five Fifty Three 631-3810 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Speakeasy (SA) 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 The Garage 505-2663 Gottrocks 235-5519 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern (OSO) 232-5800

Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn 252-2711 Guadalupe Cafe 586-9877 The Handlebar (864)233-6173 The Hangar (SA) 684-1213 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Hookah Joe’s 252-1522 Infusions 665-2161 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 Magnolia’s Raw Bar (ISS) 251-5211 Mela 225-8880 Mike’s Tavern 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill (SH) 258-1550 Nashwa 252-2001 New French Bar Courtyard Cafe 225-6445

O’Malley’s On Main 246--0898 The Orange Peel (OSO) 225-5851 Picnics 258-2858 Panther’s Paw 696-0810 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-2491 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Razcal’s 277-7117 Rocket Club 505-2494 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Ruby’s BBQ Shack (ISS) 299-3511 Sadie’s Seafood 505-3364 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Shovelhead Saloon (SA) 669-9541 Soul Infusion Tea House & Bistro (OSO) 586-1717 Steak & Wine 505-3362 Stella Blue 236-2424

The Still 683-5913 Stir Fry Cafe 505-4934 The Red Room at Temptations (SA) 252-0775 Temptations Martini Bar (SA) 252-0775 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump (SA) 669-4808 Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues (SA) 254-7072 Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market 687-3838 Vincenzo’s Bistro 254-4698 The Watershed 669-0777 Waynesville Water’n Hole 456-4750 Westville Pub (OSO) 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe (SA) 253-3066 Xcapades 258-9652 Zambra 232-1060

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Scandals Nightclub

Chaser’s Nitelife

Appetite for Destruction (Guns N’ Roses tribute band) w/ Jar of Flies

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Hangar

Stella Blue

College St. Pub

Live music

EP3 w/ Bitch Please and Corleone

Blue Jay Way (blues, folk, rock)

Havana Restaurant

Stir Fry Cafe

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical)

Live music w/ DJ Moto

Rotating guest bands

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

The Encouraging Cup

Diana Wortham Theater

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

9th Anniversary

Terpsicorps Theatre of Dance: “The Recession Blues & other works”

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music w/ The Smart Brothers

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Dock’s Restaurant

Jerusalem Garden

Town Pump

Buck Naked (rock)

Belly dancing w/ live music

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Lobster Trap

Brian McGee and The Hollow Speed w/ Matt Rockteach

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Cary Fridley and Friends

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Mike’s Tavern

Eleven on Grove

The Machiavillains w/ The Ringing Cedars

Peggy Ratusz and Daddy Longlegs (soulful blues)

Blue Ridge Pride Benefit 9pm-3am

Orange Peel

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Live music w/ Tom Coppola

Feed and Seed

Asheville Art Museum 60th Anniversary w/ the Free Flow Band (funk, soul), live painters, juggling & more

The Laughing Sparrows (bluegrass)

Picnics

Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Live music w/ Cyprian Kane

PJ Bronson (folk)

Wacky Wing Night - 25¢ Wings & $2 Draft

Brushfire (stankgrass)

Purple Onion Cafe

White Horse

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Garage at Biltmore

Dehlia Low (Americana, bluegrass)

Zach Blew (Americana, pop)

Elonzo w/ Dave Turner Band

Razcal’s

Wild Wing Cafe

Gottrocks

Dance Party w/ DJ Roxx

Moonshine Jenny

Big Daddy Love (Americana, bluegrass)

Rocket Club

Wooden Birds w/ Wayne Robbins, The Hellsayers & more

Sun., June 28

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Emerald Lounge

Blount Harvey

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Root Bar No. 1

Now You See Them (indie)

Waynesville Water’n Hole

Five Pound Fire (homegrown rock)

Barley’s Taproom

The Consultants of Swing Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

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Beacon Pub

Deep Soul Mondays

Open mic

Garage at Biltmore

Blu Lounge

Dixie Red Delights w/ Blue Jay Way

Open mic w/ Earl Clarence, Dick Frost & more

Amazing Bass w/ Habitual, Daney Downy Jr., Baby Girl & more

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Contra dance

Locomotive Pie (originals & blues)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

BoBo Gallery

The Two Guitars of Yasmin & Lou, 10am12:30pm Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm

Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm

Rebekkah Pulley & Ty Segall

Guadalupe Cafe

Eleven on Grove

Chad Hallyburton (jazz guitar), 7-9pm

Swing dance w/ One Leg Up

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Hangar

Emerald Lounge

The Justin Heath Project (acoustic, blues)

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Hookah Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

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Ashevegas All-Stars presents Tuesday Night Funk Jam

Belly dance w/ live music

The Oxymorons (improv comedy), 8 pm

Garage at Biltmore

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Rocket Club

Irish session, 5pm Tom Waits time, late

Asheville Jazz Orchestra (swing, jazz)

Robots and Butterflies w/ Restrict This & We Got This

Lobster Trap

Masters Bluegrass Jam

Chris Rhodes

Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Live music w/ D Mack

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Marc Keller & Company (variety)

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Josh Bermanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Big Idea, Mind Vs. Target (jazz) Garage at Biltmore

Tolliverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossing Irish Pub

Open mic w/ Scott Stewart 7:30pm Apres OM, 11pm

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DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show Town Pump

Pickinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; at the Pump, open acoustic jam Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro

Johnny Blackwell (variety, covers)

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Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Guadalupe Cafe

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Funk record spin night w/ DJ Rob

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Carrie Arrowood (piano) Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Taproom

Ty Segall w/ Blastoids & Tony Wain and the Payne (country)

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Charles Wood and the Lonesome Road Band (bluegrass)

Fri., July 3

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Beacon Pub

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Songwriter circle w/ Dave Desmelik, Cary Fridley and Woody Wood

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Blu Lounge

‘80s Night

Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass)

Blu Lounge

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Soul

Mark Appleford

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

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Emerald Lounge

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone

Matt & Kim w/ guests from Speedsquare, Rubby Slippers & Mingle

Decades Restaurant & Bar

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Firestorm Cafe and Books

Celtic & eclectic jam Frankie Bones

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter) Garage at Biltmore

Mixed Bag Open Jam hosted by Michael Tao

Courtyard Gallery

Ballroom Dancing with Roger Buckner Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Emerald Lounge

Michael Christie (of Telepath) Five Fifty Three

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Dance mix w/ local DJ’s Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center

Danny Combs (guitar) Bosco’s Sports Zone

Live music Chaser’s Nitelife

Frankie Bones

Dock’s Restaurant

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Peter Murphy (of Bauhaus) Hookah Joe’s

Open Mic Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old Time Jam, 6pm Lobster Trap

Dave Desmelik and friends Razcal’s

Blue Grass Jam night (band 8-10pm, open jam 10pm) Rocket Club

Galictifunk (disco, funk, house & DJs) Scandals Nightclub

Latin dance Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Red Willies (Celtic) Town Pump

Open Mic w/ David Bryan Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller (variety) Watershed

Open mic at the Shed w/ Parker Brooks Waynesville Water’n Hole

Funk jam featuring local artists White Horse

Celtic & Blues Tuesdays w/ 6:30 Irish session Wild Wing Cafe

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Emerald Lounge

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ETHOS & Crystal Kind (cosmic reggae)

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Feed and Seed

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Good Ol’ Boys (bluegrass, gospel) w/ Tom Fisch

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Michael Collins w/ Jeff Starnes (jazz duo)

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French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Throwback Thursday w/ 80’s & 90’s music

Tennessee Hollow (rock)

Orange Peel

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Jenny Lewis (indie-pop) w/ The Heartless Bastards

T-Model Ford (blues, soul) w/ Shake It Like A Caveman

Purple Onion Cafe

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Gove Scrivenor (Americana, folk) Razcal’s

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Mark Keller (singer/songwriter)

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Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)

Singer-songwriter showcase

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Temptations Martini Bar

Jake Gardner (singer/songwriter)

The Ginger Envelope w/ Now You See Them (indie)

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Iron Horse Station

Peggy Ratusz’s Invitational Blues Jam

Twilight Broadcasters

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Jerusalem Garden

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter)

Belly dancing w/ live music

Waynesville Water’n Hole

O’Malley’s On Main

DJ Lady C & Tonell (West Coast house & East Coast breaks)

Orange Peel

Empty Slate & Five Pound Fire (Southern rock)

Westville Pub

Abbey Road Live

The Westbound Rangers (Americana, bluegrass)

Purple Onion Cafe

Zuma Coffee

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist)

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Razcal’s

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Pokey Lafarge

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4th of July party hop

Belly dancing w/ live music

Red Room at Temptations

Bosco’s Sports Zone

O’Malley’s On Main

DJ Spivey

Live music

Summertime Whisky Band

Ruby’s BBQ Shack

Chaser’s Nitelife

Purple Onion Cafe

Campaign 1984 (Southern rock)

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Darlyne Cain (jazz, blues)

Shovelhead Saloon

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Rocket Club

Carolina Revenge (Southern rock)

Rotating guest bands

W. Asheville’s blowout party

Stella Blue

Dock’s Restaurant

Scandals Nightclub

Spill The Blood w/ Nesarious & Gut wrenching Terror (metal)

Randy Galloway (Southern rock) & open mic jam

4th of July party hop

The Encouraging Cup

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Live music w/ DJ Moto

Keil Nathan & friends

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Eleven on Grove

4th of July party hop

Town Pump

Silver Dagger Bluegrass

Feed and Seed

Now You See Them (indie) w/ The Pittsburgh Armadillos

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Silver Dagger Band (bluegrass)

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Ms Jones and The Velvetones

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Suttree (melodramatic popular, visual)

Tressa’s 12th Anniversary w/ The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

Bobby Sullivan (piano)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Vincenzo’s Bistro

White Horse

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Live music w/ Marc Keller (variety)

Hangar

Live music

Uncle Dave & the Smoky Mountain Escort Service

Hannah Flanagan’s

White Horse

Levi Douglas Band (blues, country)

Sat., July 4 Back Room

The Pond Brothers (bluegrass) Blu Lounge

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Music w/ Lady DJ Christian M. Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm Boiler Room

East Coast Dirt (rock, progressive) Havana Restaurant

Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Jerusalem Garden

Stir Fry Cafe

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Westville Pub

Town Mountain (bluegrass, acoustic) w/ Iam Thomas, Jean & Anna

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Due to possible last-minute scheduling changes, moviegoers may want to confirm showtimes with theaters. n Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co. (254-1281) Starts Friday Monsters vs. Aliens (PG) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13) 10:00

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JJJJJ is the maximum rating The Proposal JJJ

additional reviews by justin souther • contact xpressmovies@aol.com

Director: Anne Fletcher (27 Dresses) Players: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Malin Akerman

Romantic Comedy

Rated PG-13

The Story: In order to stay in the U.S., an unpleasant, powerful book editor blackmails her assistant into marrying her. The Lowdown: Flat, dragged-out predictable romantic comedy, saved to some extent by the two stars — once the film gives them a fighting chance. The first thing I noted about The Proposal was that it wasn’t nearly as funny as Sandra Bullock’s last film, the thriller Premonition (2007). The next thing I noticed was that the set-up for the movie — by definition already predictable — turned out to be the quintessence of tedium. This occurred to me when I realized that less than an hour had passed as I reached the “Surely, this must be nearly over” mark and checked my phone for the time. At this point, you may well be wondering why I’ve been moved to give the movie a slightly grudging three stars. Well, it was at about this same point, when maximum tedium had been reached, that the combination of Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds actually started to work for me. I can’t say the movie actually got better in any significant way; it was still plodding and predictable, utterly by-the-numbers and lacking in anything even marginally resembling style. But as soon as Bullock’s and Reynolds’ characters started thawing toward each other, both they and the film transformed from being painful and false to being pleasantly human. As anyone who’s been to the movies lately or within range of a television probably knows, The Proposal is a cardboard cut-out of a movie. Sandra Bullock plays what Bella and Samuel Spewack described in their Hollywood satire, Boy Meets Girl, as “a high-handed rich bitch” — with the accent on the latter. She’s a powerful editor — hated and feared by everyone who works under her (think ersatz Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada) — who finds her position jeopardized because her high-handedness has gotten her in dutch with U.S. immigration and she’s about to be deported to her native Canada. What to do? Of course! Blackmail her assistant, Andrew Paxton (Reynolds), into marrying her. The fact that they cordially detest each other may be a slight drawback, but it’s also the stuff of which romantic comedies are made. In theory, this is a reasonable enough — if a bit shy of inspired — idea. In practice, in the hands of director Anne Fletcher and first-time screenwriter Peter Chiarelli, it’s more like a laundry list of genre contrivances being carefully adhered to — with occasional outbursts

The star power of Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds offers some compensation for the otherwise flat and predictable The Proposal. of strained physical comedy. Bullock is great at physical comedy (see her on a murderous assault with a stapler in Two Weeks Notice), but here it’s like most things in the movie: tired and perfunctory. A large part of the problem is that the film nails how unpleasant she is early on and then beats you over the head with it for nearly 50 minutes, by which time it seems that marrying Dr. Goebbels might be a better bet. There are simply not enough flashes of anything even remotely like humanity to suggest that there’s more there than meets the eye. Worse, most of the comedy isn’t terribly funny. In fact, a lot of it isn’t funny at all. Some people have been known to find this a drawback in a comedy. It appears not to have deterred Fletcher and Chiarelli. More’s the pity, since their idea of goosing things appears to have extended no further than dragging in Betty White to do her patented outrageous old lady schtick, and topping it all off with TV’s Oscar Nunez (The Office) for a spectacularly unfunny and nonsensical running gag. The saving grace in all this finally comes down to Bullock and Reynolds in the second half of the movie. Do they make it worthwhile? No, not really. What they make it is tolerable. I can’t say that qualifies as a ringing endorsement, but it at least means the film probably won’t do you a permanent injury should you come into contact with it. Rated PG-13 for sexual content, nudity and language. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Cinebarre, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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Director: Harold Ramis (The Ice Harvest)

Players: Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, Vinnie Jones, Juno Temple, June Diane Raphael

Post-modern Prehistoric Comedy Rated PG-13 The Story: Two cavemen venture from their small village out into the world of the Old Testament. The Lowdown: Messy and dull at its best, obnoxious and cheesy at its worst, the movie loses whatever hopes it had of hilarity by purely trading on the worst aspects of its two leads’ screen personas. Harold Ramis’ Year One is one of those films that probably sounded like a good idea when pitched to the studio. The only problem is that no one bothered questioning the conceptual flimsiness of parading Jack Black and Michael Cera as cavemen through the Book of Genesis. Not only that, but it presents Black at his most obnoxious and brash, and Cera at his most awkwardly nebbish-ish and painfully twee (in other words, the same character he’s always played). Most of this would seem to be the fault of Harold Ramis. As director, he allowed these two to simply sleepwalk through the movie, pawning off the worst aspects of their screen personas on the audience. As co-writer (along with Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, who both wrote some episodes of TV’s The Office), he also thought the humor surrounding Black and Cera — an odds-and-ends collection of grossout gags, sex jokes, gay jokes and post-modern cleverness that never find the right pitch — was funny enough to be fed to the general public. In some ways he was correct, since Jack Black eating bear dung and Michael Cera urinating on himself both got huge laughs (who says comedy is dead?) at the screening I caught. But beyond

Please call the info line for updated showtimes. n Carmike Cinema 10 (298-4452) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (PG-13) Wed-Thu only 1:00, 4:20, 7:00, 9:55 Land of the Lost (PG-13) 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10 My Sister’s Keeper (PG-13) Starts Friday 1:45, 4:20, 7:10, 9:45 Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (PG) 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Open Season (PG) Tue only 10:00 a.m. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (R) 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 Terminator: Salvation (PG-13) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:35 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (PG-13) 12:30, 1:00, 1:30, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 10:15, Late show 10:45 and 11:15 Wed-Sat only Up 3-D (PG) 12:15, 12:45, 2:40, 3:10, 5:05, 7:30, 8:00 n Carolina Asheville Cinema 14 (274-9500) Away We Go (R) Starts Friday 11:35, 2:15, 4:45, 7:50, 10:30 The Brothers Bloom (PG13) 11:20, 2:00, 4:40, 7:15, 10:05 Easy Virtue (PG-13) 11:25, 1:50, 4:05, 7:00, 10:25 The Hangover (R) 11:15, 1:45, 4:25, 7:35, 10:00 Imagine That (PG) Through Thu only 11:35, 2:15, 4:45, 7:50, 10:30 Land of the Lost (PG-13) Through Thu only 11:10, 1:40, 4:15, 7:30, 10:15 My Sister’s Keeper (PG-13) Starts Friday 11:10. 1:40, 4:15, 7:30, 10:15 The Proposal (PG-13) 11:20, 1:55, 4:35, 7:25, 9:55 Star Trek (PG-13) 11:50, 3:00, 7:05, 10:10 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (R) 11:45, 2:25, 5:05, 7:45, 10:20 Tranformers: Revenge of the Fallen (PG-13) 11:00, 12:30, 2:30, 4:00, 7:00, 7:30, 10:15, 10:45 Up 3-D (PG) 11:00, 1:30, 4:00, 7:10, 9:35

Year One (PG-13) 11:40, 2:10, 4:55, 8:00, 10:40 n Cinebarre (665-7776) The Hangover (R) 12:10, 3:10, 6:05, 8:35, 11:00 My Sister’s Keeper (PG-13) Starts Fri 12:00, 2:50, 6:10, 8:40, 10:40 The Proposal (PG-13) 12:15, 3:00, 6:00, 8:30, 11:05 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (R) Thru Thu June 25 only 12:00, 2:50, 5:50, 8:40, 11:10 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (PG-13) 11:00, 2:30, 5:55, 9:10 Up (PG) 11:40, 2:55, 5:45, 8:20, 10:40 n Co-ed Cinema Brevard (883-2200) Transformers: Rise of the Fallen (PG-13) 10:30, 1:15, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 n Epic of Hendersonville (693-1146) n Fine Arts Theatre (232-1536) Starts Friday Anvil! The Story of Anvil (NR) Fri-Sat only 9:15 Goodbye Solo (R) 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, Late show FriSat only 9:30 Lemon Tree (NR) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 Every Little Step (PG-13) Benefit for Terpsicorps Thu only 7:00 (opens full set on Friday July 3) n Flatrock Cinema (697-2463) Starts Friday My Life in Ruins (PG-13) 4:00, 7:00 n Four Seasons of Hendersonville (693-8989) n Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15 (684-1298) n United Artists Beaucatcher (298-1234) Starts Friday Angels & Demons (PG-13) 7:00. 10:05 Away We Go (R) 2:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Drag Me to Hell (PG-13) 1:40, 5:00, 8:00, 10:20 The Hangover (R) 1:50, 4:10, 7:50, 10:15 Imagine That (PG) 1:30, 4:20 The Proposal (PG-13) 1:00, 4:30, 7:20, 9:50 Star Trek (PG-13) 1:10, 4:00, 7:20, 10:00 Year One (PG-13) 1:20, 4:50, 7:30, 9:55

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Star Trek JJJJ

Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham Comedy After a night of bachelor partying in Las Vegas, a group of friends must track down their missing friend, the bachelor, the day before his wedding. A R-rated raunch fest that’s never as funny or offensive as it thinks it is, but also never as obnoxious as it could be, due to the strength of its cast. Rated R

Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana, Bruce Greenwood, Karl Urban Science Fiction The origins of the Star Trek series are reinvented in this reboot of the franchise. A big, entertaining, occasionally exciting summer movie containing everything that implies — including flaws — and one iconic performer giving it a depth outside itself. Rated PG-13

Anvil! The Story of Anvil

Imagine ThatJJ

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

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Steve “Lips” Kudlow, Robb Reiner, Chris Tsangarides, Glenn Gyorffy, William Howell, Tiziana Arrigoni Documentary An intimate portrait of a 1980s metal band that never made the big time, but refused — and refuses — to go away. You don’t have to like metal to become swept up in this remarkable story of friendship and dedication to a dream. Rated NR

Eddie Murphy, Yara Shahidi, Thomas Haden Church, Nicole Ari Parker, Martin Sheen, DeRay Davis Family Comedy A hotshot financial advisor — and neglectful father — realizes his daughter can predict market trends through the use of her invisible friends. Too predictable for adults, too dull for children, Imagine That struggles to find the right tone and flounders under the weight of its own schmaltz. Rated PG

The Brothers Bloom

Land of the Lost J

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Adrien Brody, Rachel Weisz, Mark Ruffalo, Rinko Kikuchi, Robbie Coltrane, Maximilian Schell Dark Comedy/Romance/Drama Two con men take on a wealthy eccentric woman for their “one last swindle.” Brilliantly quirky comedy and surprisingly deep characters and themes blend together in one of the year’s most nearly perfect entertainments. Rated PG-13

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The Hangover JJJ

Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer, Stellan Skarsgård, Armin Mueller-Stahl Thriller Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon has but hours to prevent Vatican City from being blown up by some stolen antimatter. An utterly ridiculous story decked out in the ripest of melodrama that makes for a good time at the movies — if you don’t take it too seriously. Rated PG-13

Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer, Adriana Barraza Prepackaged Cult Horror When a loan officer refuses an old gypsy an extension on her mortgage, the bank employee finds herself on the business end of a most unpleasant curse. A wild, goofy ride of cheesy horror that’s undeniably clever and fun, but not convincingly scary. Rated PG-13

Easy Virtue JJJJJ

Jessica Biel, Ben Barnes, Kristin Scott Thomas, Colin Firth, Kimberley Nixon, Kris Marshall Comedy/Drama A young man throws his proper British family into turmoil when he arrives home with an American racecar driver as his wife. Witty, stylish, funny and perfectly acted, Easy Virtue is one of the most delightful films you’re likely to find this year. Rated PG-13

Goodbye Solo JJJJJ

Souleymane Sy Savane, Red West, Diana Franco Galindo, Lane “Roc” Williams, Mamadou Lam Drama An odd friendship grows between a cab driver from Senegal and an elderly man, centering on the older man’s offer of $1,000 to be driven to Blowing Rock, N.C., on a certain date. A warm and extremely human character study that never becomes clichéd or trite, and which will linger in the mind long after its final shot fades from view. Rated R

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Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel, Jorma Taccone, John Boylan, Matt Lauer TV Knockoff Sci-Fi Comedy The laughingstock of the scientific world travels to an alternate world in order to prove himself and his theories. An appallingly unfunny and surprisingly lewd comedy based on a kiddie TV show. Rated PG-13

My Life in Ruins JJJ

Nia Vardalos, Richard Dreyfuss, Alexis Georgoulis, Alistair McGowan, Harland Williams, Ian Ogilvy Pasteurized-Process Romantic-Comedy Cheese Food An American tour guide working in Greece reclaims her life on what she thinks will be her final tour. Sappy, soppy, unbelievably predictable and mechanical, but not quite unwatchable. Rated PG-13

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian J

Ben Stiller, Amy Adams, Hank Azaria, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan, Robin Williams, Bill Hader High-Concept Comedy More fantasy high jinks with historical figures coming to life in a museum — only on a larger scale. An annoying comedy that constantly mistakes frenzy and caricature for humor — and one that will undoubtedly make a fortune in the bargain. Rated PG

The Proposal JJJ

Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Malin Akerman Romantic Comedy In order to stay in the U.S., an unpleasant, powerful book editor blackmails her assistant into marrying her. Flat, dragged-out predictable romantic comedy, saved to some extent by the two stars — once the film gives them a fighting chance. Rated PG-13

Denzel Washington, John Travolta, Luis Guzmán, John Turturro, James Gandolfini Crime/Thriller A criminal mastermind holds a subway car of passengers hostage in order to extort money from New York City. A by-thenumbers action thriller that offers more plodding and clichés than thrills. Rated R

Terminator Salvation JJ

Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Moon Bloodgood, Helena Bonham Carter Sci-Fi Action John Connor fights robots in what remains of the world after nuclear devastation. It’s dreary. It takes itself way too seriously. It’s kind of like Children of Men (2006) with the brain removed. Rated PG-13

Up JJJJJ

(Voices) Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson, Delroy Lindo Animated Fantasy/Adventure Faced with being sent to a retirement home, the 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen — a former balloon vendor at a zoo — ties an unbelievable number of balloons to his house and floats away in search of an obscure part of South America that he and his wife always planned to see. An altogether remarkable — and remarkably moving — film that’s on the very short list of best of 2009. Rated PG

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Will i Am, Lynn Collins, Taylor Kitsch Sci-Fi Comic-Book Action The story of how — more or less — Wolverine came to be, with a glimpse of the beginnings of the XMen. Hampered by a script that’s constrained by predestination, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is nonetheless entertaining nonsense that’s nice to look at. Rated PG-13

Year One J

Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, Vinnie Jones, Juno Temple, June Diane Raphael Post-modern Prehistoric Comedy Two cavemen venture from their small village out into the world of the Old Testament. Messy and dull at its best, obnoxious and cheesy at its worst, the movie loses whatever hopes it had of hilarity by purely trading on the worst aspects of its two leads’ screen personas. Rated PG-13

startingwednesday TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Early review samples:

Michael Bay’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen arrives today with all the subtlety of a charging rhino. This sequel to Transformers has been hyped like nothing else all summer and we are assured it will be the big hit of the year. Of course, those offering that assurance are Michael Bay, Dreamworks and Paramount. You know what you’re in for: CGI robot-onrobot action, loads of property damage and Shia LaBeouf. Early reviews (mostly British) have been less than kind, and the fans are poised to march on the critics with torches and pitchforks for not loving the movie. You can go see for yourself, of course. (PG-13)

* “At once loud and boring, like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan. And at two and a half hours, it really is very long.” (Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian) * “It’s like being hit over the head repeatedly with a very expensive, very loud train set. After two and a half hours in this bludgeoning company, you’re begging Bay to put away the boys’ toys and make a rom-com.” (Ed Potton, The Times, London)

startingwednesday LEMON TREE

Remember how wonderful — even luminous — Hiam Abbass was in The Visitor? Well, she’s back as the star of this Israeli film from Eran Riklis (The Syrian Bride), Lemon Tree. It’s a fact-based story about a Palestinian woman (Abbass) standing up to her new neighbor — the Israeli Minister of Defense — in an attempt to save her lemon grove, which he has deemed a threat because it could provide a hiding place for terrorists. The film arrives with a 92-percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes and looks like the strongest bet this week for something of substance. (NR) Early review samples: * “Lemon Tree is a wrenching, richly layered feminist allegory as well as a geopolitical one.” (Stephen Holden, New York Times) — Year One Continued being anything other than a compilation of overbearing juvenilia, Year One is pretty worthless. The set-up is of the high-concept variety, with Black playing Zed, a hunter (and not a very good one) and Cera as Oh, a gatherer. The two live in a small village that’s presumably the Garden of Eden, since the buffoonish Zed decides to eat from the forbidden fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Zed’s promptly kicked out of the village for breaking

* “Lemon Tree is well worth seeing as a firstclass artistic achievement bridging two civilizations.” (Andrew Sarris, New York Observer)

MY SISTER’S KEEPER

Jodi Picoult’s popular novel gets the Nick Cassavetes (The Notebook) treatment in this film starring Abigail Breslin as a young girl, who sues her own parents (Cameron Diaz and Jason Patric) for the right to decide whether or not to use her body to help keep their leukemia-afflicted daughter (Sofia Vassilieva) alive. Can it possibly be as soapy as it sounds and as the trailer looks? Well, the studio has so far kept it under wraps where critics are concerned, so it may well be. (PG-13)

their one rule, and — once Zed has accidentally set the village on fire — Oh decides to follow along into the mysterious world at large. The movie’s then a jaunt through the Old Testament (which means the movie doesn’t take place in year one, but we won’t let that get in the way of a moderately clever title). We see a bickering Cain (David Cross) and Abel (Paul Rudd); meet an aging Adam (Ramis) and Eve (Rhoda Griffis, One Missed Call); and run into Abraham (Hank Azaria) just as he’s about to sacrifice Isaac

world cinema Tout Va Bien JJJJ

Director: Jean-Luc Godard, Jean-Pierre Gorin Players: Yves Montand, Jane Fonda, Vittorio Caprioli, Elizabeth Chauvin, Castel Casti

Political Theory Drama Rated NR Fascinating, flawed, infuriating, muddled, occasionally mind-numbingly boring and as impossible to turn away from as a road accident, the 1972 Jean-Luc Godard/Jean-Pierre Gorin collaboration Tout Va Bien (Everything Is Fine) is like a lot of things in film — and like nothing else. If I’d seen the film when it came out in 1972, I’m certain my 17-18year-old self would have found it deeply profound — at least to the degree that I’d suspect it was my inalienable right to cause dissent at a supermarket. Coming to the film for the first time now, I’m more than a little suspicious that Messrs. Godard and Gorin hadn’t the first clue what they were doing, but decided to go ahead and do it anyway. That’s both the curse of the movie and the major point of interest. The thrust of the film seems to be Godard’s own dissatisfaction with the aftermath of the 1968 riots in France — his sense that nothing panned out in the way he’d hoped. More, it reflects some kind of contempt for his (Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Role Models). There’s some stuff about saving their former village members from slavery, but it’s all pretty thin and ultimately brain-deadening in its hokiness. In theory, the Bible should be ripe for comedy, and occasionally it is here (Abraham being painted as a religious zealot works for the most part), but the film’s reliance on sodomy jokes and flatulence gags just doesn’t cut it. At the same time, Year One’s cheeky, nit-picking deconstruction of cave men and the Old Testament is

own earlier filmmaking as part of the New Wave, which is pretty clearly established by making Yves Montand a former — and maybe future — filmmaker from that era who comes to believe that commercials are more honorable and so switches to making them. Godard has become distrustful of his own political activism — and by extension that of his stars, Montand and Jane Fonda — but he seems equally disenchanted by the working class. I think the film was intended as a rallying cry to the students of 1972, but if so, it really didn’t work. Stylistically, it’s often fascinating. Godard’s use of a multilevel, multi-room shaved set with all its bold colors may be the only actual instance where the French actually adopted something from Jerry Lewis (The Ladies’ Man). At the same time, his interminable lateral tracking shots seem to prefigure something of the style of Peter Greenaway. Will you like it? Probably not, but you won’t forget it. — reviewed by Ken Hanke Tout Va Bien is part of a series of Classic Cinema From Around the World being presented at 8 p.m. Friday, June 26 at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville (enter at Walnut next to Scully’s or at 13 Carolina Lane. For more information call 273-3332). already old hat. Mel Brooks already dabbled in this with his History of the World: Part 1 (1981) and it wasn’t all that funny then. Thirty years later, it hasn’t improved significantly. Rated PG13 for crude and sexual content throughout, brief strong language and comic violence. — reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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Director: Blake Edwards Players: Julie Andrews, William Holden, Robert Preston, Richard Mulligan, Larry Hagman

Hollywood Satire Rated R The very fact that Blake Edward’s 1981 film S.O.B. (“Standard Operational Bullsh*t”) is a Blake Edwards film is both why it works when it does, and why it falls flat on its face when it doesn’t. It’s a brilliantly vicious — sometimes outright uncomfortable — attack on Hollywood that is prone to every weakness inherent in Edwards’ work — notably excessive length and a tendency to wander off into extraneous and often clumsily executed slapstick. Much like Billy Wilder’s Sunset Blvd. (1950), it’s a Hollywood insider’s attack on the very system that supports him, but unlike Wilder’s film, Edwards’ movie flirts with autobiography. There’s little doubt that Felix Farmer (Richard Mulligan) is a thinly veiled version of Edwards. Farmer is a Hollywood director, loved by the studios until he makes a huge, expensive flop called Night Wind that also happens to star Farmer’s wife, Sally Miles (Julie Andrews). Considering that Julie Andrews is Edwards’ real-life wife and that she starred in his mega-flop Darling Lily (1970), the similarities are hard to miss. What’s fascinating — and fascinatingly convoluted — is that S.O.B. operates on the very basis that it seems to be decrying. It is, after all, a film in which the hook is the baring of Julie Andrews’ breasts, which is the exact same hook Felix Farmer is pinning

his hopes on with the recut and partially reshot Night Wind. It’s inescapably exploitative, but it also feels like something that just needed to be done since the then 46-year-old Andrews had never quite been able to shake her Mary Poppins/Maria von Trapp image. (I remember a neighbor of ours went with us to see Torn Curtain in 1965 and was horrified to find Julie Andrews in bed with Paul Newman. Whatever did she make of S.O.B.?) The attempt here — tinged with sadness (see the final image of Andrews in the deliberately ghastly “Polly Wolly Doodle” number) — is to finally put that image to rest. The rest of the film plays with Hollywood legends of various eras. Robert Preston’s venal, injection-happy medico is in part patterned on Louella Parson’s husband, “Docky.” Robert Vaughn’s studio head is clearly supposed to be Robert Evans. The business of stealing a famous person’s corpse is grounded in the possibly apocryphal tale of director Raoul Walsh borrowing John Barrymore’s body as a practical joke on Errol Flynn. And so on. Most of it works — at least in part — and even when it doesn’t, it remains an intriguing look at the movie industry. — reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show S.O.B at 2 p.m. Sunday, June 28 in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in the lot on the left.)

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Director: Jack Arnold (Monster on the Campus) Players: Peter Sellers, Jean Seberg, William Hartnell, David Kosoff, Leo McKern

Comedy Rated NR When I was in elementary school, it was considered the height of sophistication to read — or at least own — a copy of Leonard Wibberley’s novel The Mouse That Roared. It doesn’t take a lot to seem sophisticated to a sixth-grader, which is to say that this was about the same age when we started to recognize the elements of satire in Alice in Wonderland. And as satire, The Mouse That Roared — both as a book and the 1959 film of it — is pretty much sixth-grade-level stuff. The premise was clever — the impoverished and tiny country of Grand Fenwick declares war on the U.S. so they can receive oodles of foreign aid when they lose. The hook — where the film was concerned — was to cast up-andcoming Peter Sellers in three roles: Duchess Gloriana XII, Count Rupert Mountjoy and Tully Bascombe. It’s not a bad formula, but

the proportions are wrong. There’s way too much Tully Bascombe (a stock dumb-luck hero role) and too little of the dotty Duchess and the corrupt Count. The budget doesn’t help (the NYC that Tully and his 20 or so foot soldiers invade is a mix of bad rear-projection and what appear to be blown-up still photos). The flat direction by Universal’s 1950s sci-fi specialist Jack Arnold makes it that much worse. But you do get some choice bits of Sellers along the way, an engaging basic idea, and an image of the U.S. that today is somewhere between quaint and hypocritical. The foreign-aid notion was hardly original (the Broadway show Call Me Madam got there in 1950; the film of it arrived in 1953), but the idea of a small country “attacking” the U.S. in order to lose a war was new. Ironically, the very preposterousness of a tiny nation doing that was part of the joke then, but seems much less far-fetched today. — reviewed by Ken Hanke The Mouse That Roared is being shown as part of the Wedge Brewing Company’s Outdoor Cinema at 9 p.m. Saturday, June 27 at 125 B Roberts Street.

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AFFORDABLE • BRAND NEW! Be the first at Bent Creek Knoll on busy Brevard Road! Great space options and visibility with high traffic count. 1250 sqft, priced from $1200. Owner/broker. 215-9823.

18 ORANGE, DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Across from Staples. 1,325 sqft, entire first floor, large kitchen/bath, $1,295/month, water and electric included. By appointment, 828-273-3765. 2-ROOM OFFICE SPACE located on top floor of historic building in Downtown. $475/month. Deposit required. Parking and water provided. Contact 2531342. Brownstone Realty

6 OFFICES • THE HEALING CENTER Seeking alternative healing providers to create a dynamic blend of practitioners in a single building. • $375$600/month, utilities included. • Near downtown, highly visible location. • Onsite parking, handicapped accessible, large shared kitchen/breakroom. Contact Doug Brock: (828) 777-6746.

ATTRACTIVE, 2,000 SQFT, DOWNTOWN OFFICE 55 Grove Street. 4 offices, break room, large reception area. $1,995/month. Practical and beautiful. (828) 253-9451 ARTIST STUDIO Near Biltmore Village. Live/work possible. $675/month. (828) 216-6066 AVAILABLE • DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Historic Miles Building. Carpet, AC, almostnew paint, window views, great building tenants, utilities included. • You choose: Either 280 sqft single room for $370/month • or 430 sqft double room for $575/month. Six-month lease. • E-mail inquiries with references to rental@mountainx.com BE ON TUNNEL ROAD! High traffic count with great location and convenience to downtown and East Asheville. $650/month. Call (828) 215-2865 for showings.

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COMMERCIAL RENTALS • Downtown ground-level retail w/walking traffic, $1500/month. • Downtown Lexington Station offices from $700/month. • Nice Arden 672 sqft office, possible live/work, $595/month. • Vermont Ave, 4 connected offices, kitchen, BA, full service $1000/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com COMMERCIAL SPACE Available Downtown Asheville. 1,060 sqft at $475/month; water included. Contact (828) 253-1342. Brownstone Realty DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft. Very prominent locations. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Office space in historic building at 50 College Street. Available June 1. 3300 sqft heated, upfitted for office @ $14/sqft. Elevator. City parking garage adjacent. Original oak woodwork, marble entrance stair, windows in all work spaces. Call 254-4778, ext. 35. GREAT COMMERCIAL OFFICE SPACE Available Main Street Weaverville. 1,030 sqft at $750/month. Contact (828) 253-1342. Brownstone Realty NICE SUBURBAN OFFICES South of Airport, Hwy 280. 4,400 sqft. freestanding building. Possible home office. Approximately $3,000/month. HENDERSONVILLE ROAD Close to Asheville. Deluxe suite of offices, 260, 1,000, 1,600 sqft. Ample parking. Cheap! 828-216-6066 OFFICE SPACE FOR LEASE Downtown Asheville, Sawyer Motor Building, 150 Hilliard Avenue. Approximately 800 sqft. $1,000/month. Laura, 258-0363 or 779-8458. RETAIL, GALLERY, OR OFFICE SPACE Fronting Haywood Road. 850 sqft. High ceilings, natural light. $950/month base. Call (828) 545-4514. RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses. Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com

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Apartments For Rent • 1/2 OFF FIRST MONTH RENT w/6-month lease. • 1/2 off 2 months rent w/12month lease. 635-1,265 sqft; $620-$860/month. Beautiful, mature landscaping. Quiet, residential, West Asheville neighborhood. EHO. 828258-0623. www.bearcreek-apts.com $325/MONTH CANTON; $450/MONTH CANDLER Nice, renovated 1BR apartments; minutes from downtown Asheville. No smoking; no pets. Call (828) 337-5447. 1 FREE MONTH! (w/contract) • Walk to everything downtown, live, work and play! • Studio: $545/month. • 1BR: $650/month. • 2BR: $695/month (reduced!). Water/heat included. Call 254-2029. APM.

1-2BR, 1BA, NORTH, 346 MONTFORD, coin-op laundry, fireplace, $590 $685/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1.5BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 902 Hillcrest, **2nd. month free*, $575/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1-3BR, 1-2BA, NORTH, MANOR INN, porch/patio, a/c, hardwood floors, $695 $1,125/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA, EAST, 453 KENILWORTH, a/c, w/d hookups, dishwasher, $610/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1-3BR, 1BA, EAST, 7 Violet Hills, wood floors, $485$595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BA/STUDIO, NORTH, 85 Merrimon, A/C, utilities included, furnished, $600/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR • 2BR APARTMENTS Starting at $475$575/month. North Asheville. Clean, quiet, nice, wellmaintained. • No smoking, no pets. 645-0417. apartmentsnearasheville.com

2BR, 1BA, EAST, 7-9 LINDSEY, a/c, w/d hookups, $610/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, EAST, 119 Liberty, a/c, w/d hookups, $650/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, SOUTH, 1020 Hendersonville, a/c, storage, carport, $705/month, 828693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2.5BA, EAST, 742 BEE TREE, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $675/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR • MONTFORDHardwood floors, spacious living and dining room + private front porch in 1920’s building. $650/month includes water and laundry. No dogs. 1 cat ok with fee. Year lease, security, credit check required. For appointment: Elizabeth Graham: 828-253-6800.

2BR, 2.5BA, WEST, 445 Sand Hill, a/c, fireplace, deck, $950/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA • MONTFORD/UNCA On busline. Clean, energy efficient. Wooded lot. Offstreet parking. Some pets ok. $475/month. 273-9228.

2BR, 2BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 2010 LAUREL PARK, coin-op laundry, $525/month, 828693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA, DOWNTOWN, Asheville Hotel, above Malaprops, wood floors, $1,175/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA, NORTH, 81 LAKESHORE, a/c, coin-op laundry, deck, $705/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA, EAST, 28 HILLENDALE, coin-op laundry, $515/month, 828693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA, NORTH, 365 Weaverville, w/d hookups, $485/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1-2BR, 1-1.5BA, SOUTH, Skyland Heights,* 2nd month free*, $555-$655/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

1ST CALL US! Studio, 1 and 2BR apartments from $425$800. Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966. Alpha-Real-Estate.com

1-2BR, 1-2BA, ARDEN, Glen Beale, *2nd month free*, $585-$685/month, 828-2531517, www.leslieandassoc.com

2-3BR, 1.5-2BA, ARDEN, 8207 Terra, AC, W/D hookups, $595-$750/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA, CENTRAL, 484 Windswept, w/d hookups, fireplace, view, $850/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

3BR, 1BA, NORTH, 71 WASHINGTON, a/c, w/d hookups, hardwood floors, $815/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA duplex near Haw Creek. New, modern duplex community next to Bell School, Tunnel Road, East Asheville. Rooms on one level; 1/3 acre lot. Cats or 1 small dog okay. $875/month; vacant. Park-like setting, flower beds, huge trees. 2997502 ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334.

Eastwood Village Apartments Rent Starting at $699... 7 minutes from Downtown So close to everything... so far from ordinary. Call today 828-298-2220 www.eastwoodvillage-apartments.com

ACTON WOODS APARTMENTS • Beautiful 2BR, 2BA, loft, $850/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $750. Include gas log fireplace, water, storage. 828-253-0758. CarverRealty ARC AGENCY, INC. Glenn Bridge 1BR, 1BA, $450/month. Move-in Specials! East Chestnut Efficiency, $450/month. North/Farrwood 2BR, 1BA, $795/month. Fletcher 2BR, 2BA, $800/month. Windswept 2BR, 2BA, from $800/month. (828) 350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1.5BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Nice! $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334.

HENDERSONVILLE 1BR, 1BA apartment with new berber carpet. Small deck with sliding glass door. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $425/month. 828-252-4334 LARGE 1BR • MERRIMON AVENUE, $525/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty LIVE-IN COMMUNITY GARDEN COORDINATOR needed for 8-unit apartment building 16 miles from Asheville. References, experience. Rent discount. 828-777-9744 or 828-667-0120. MARSHALL Updated 2BR within walking distance to downtown. Hardwood floors, all appliances, washer, dryer. Eat-in kitchen. Porch. Great shape. $675/month. No pets. 828-658-1000.

BLACK MOUNTAIN 2BR, 1BA apartment. Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections. Also includes water. Only $595/month. Call (828) 252-4334. CHARMING UPSTAIRS STUDIO Older, renovated house near UNCA. Private entrance, off-street parking, all utilities included. $660/month. Includes cable TV and wireless internet. No pets/smoking. Security deposit, references. Patti: (828) 230-3210. DOWNTOWN • UNCA AREA Comfortable 3BR, 1 bath duplex. Gas stove; dishwasher; WD. Great location: easy walking distance to downtown and UNCA. Off-street parking; handicap accessible. Pets negotiable. $930/month plus security. Call 10am-7pm: (828) 582-1001. DUPLEX • KENILWORTH 2BR, 1BA, second floor. Sunny and clean, central AC, woodfloors, huge deck, offstreet parking. Laundry, storage in basement. • Cats ok/no dogs. $750/month. 242-1233. ELEGANT 1 OR 2BR IN MONTFORD QUEEN ANNE Large rooms, formal living and dining room. Fireplace, hardwood floors, balcony, lots of charm! A very special place. $775/month for 1BR, $795/month for 2BR. Absolutely no dogs; cat ok with fee. Year lease, security deposit, credit check and references required. For appointment: Elizabeth Graham: 828-253-6800. GET QUALITY RESULTS! I received calls from a lot of high quality renters, as opposed to other publications I’ve tried. I will continue to advertise with Mountain Xpress. Patricia H. You too, can find the ideal renter, just call us! (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. HENDERSONVILLE 1BR studio apartment. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water. Only $385/month. 828-252-4334

NEW, LARGE 2BR, 1BA DUPLEX in quiet Kenilworth. Minutes from downtown Asheville and mall. $950/month includes cable, internet, W/D, dishwasher, central AC, storage. Private yard and entrance. Call (828) 606-2562. NEWLY REMODELED 1BR, 1BA • Kenilworth. New W/D, carpet, kitchen, bath. Private yard, offstreet Parking. Will consider small pets with deposit. $650/month with application, security deposit, 12 month lease. 828 337-7599. NORTH AREA • CLOSE IN • 1BR apartment with porch. $650/month. Yard maintenance, water, garbage, recycling provided. Quiet and safe. Available immediately. (828) 253-4494 NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 NORTH FOREST APARTMENTS 2BR, 2BA. Beautiful complex, built 2002. Safe and secure. Close to I-26/UNCA, North Asheville. $650/month. 778-6809. www.delkandson.com SUMMER SPECIAL in great Grove Park neighborhood! 3BR, 2BA; minutes from downtown, on bus line; central a/c; hardwood floors, covered porch; laundry facilities; elevator. With 6month lease, 1/2 off the first and last months’ rent! Monthly rental is $850; $500 security deposit. Beverly, 828-712-5671.

Mobile Homes For Rent 2BR, 1BA SINGLEWIDE in quiet park. 5 minutes from Biltmore Square Mall. $495/month includes water, garbage pickup and lawn care. Security deposit required. Call David, 828-777-0385.

ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 2BR, 2BA. Like new. Includes water. Heat pump, central air, W/D connections. In nice park. $615/month. 828-252-4334. ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 3BR, 2BA, heat pump, central air, W/D connections. Excellent condition. $625/month. (828) 252-4334. ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334.

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent $1800/MONTH Lease/purchase in Lexington Station downtown development. 3BR, 2BA penthouse high-end unit. Also available for $545,000. The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com $250 OFF 1ST MONTH’S RENT! 3BR, 2BA, sunny condo. Lots of sun in 1,450 sqft, end-unit condo in beautiful Eastwood Village! Only 3 years old. Amenities include granite countertops, stainless steel kitchen appliances and garden tub. Cozy sunroom provides extra indoor living space. $975/month - includes water/sewer/trash pickup. Conveniently located near downtown Asheville, Blue Ridge Parkway, Fairview and I-40. No smokers, please. Available July 1. Call 828-545-7445. 2BR • 2BA • LEXINGTON STATION CONDO $1400/month. Secure parking, woodfloors, private balcony. Great downtown location near the Orange Peel and Vigne! The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

ASHEVILLE DOWNTOWN LOFT Award-winning contemporary loft with great light and finished with all high-end appointments. Texas stack gas fireplace, high ceilings with exposed beams, marble bath, bidet, custom cabinets. A great space to make your home. $1950/month includes cable and parking. 828-242-5456 or mrsmawest@yahoo.com CLINGMAN LOFTS Own for $650/month. Includes taxes, dues and insurance. Heating/cooling cost guaranteed at $16/month. Mike Vance, 254-4030, ext. 117. DOWNTOWN LUXURY CONDOS Brand new loft in historic 52 Biltmore Avenue Building. 1BR, 1.5BA with 250 sqft 2nd floor mezzanine. Gourmet kitchen, oak floors, exposed brick, modular lighting, large windows, W/D, concrete, granite, stone, stainless upgrades. Indoor parking. Best Downtown location; walk to anything. $1,400/month. Year lease. 828-301-8033 or 954-6841300. Oxford Ventures NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 WEST ASHEVILLE Canterbury Heights, 46 and 48 Beri Drive. Newly renovated, 2BR, 1.5BA, 3level condos, 918 sqft. Pool, fitness center. $725/month. Mike 919-624-1513

Homes For Rent 1 LEVEL LIVING • FAIRVIEW 2BR, 1BA, laundry room, sunporch, all appliances, central AC/heat pump. Carport. • Great backyard! $800/month. Deposit/lease. • No pets. • By appointment: (828) 777-2854. 1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $600-2000. • Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966 Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2BR, 1BA • CHUNNS COVE DUPLEX $750/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty

2BR, 2BA CONDO 2 blocks to UNCA but quiet and private. Spacious interior, deck, F/P, W/D and all appliances. $950/month. 828-712-1688. hyannis@mjoindustries.com 3 REMAINING • SEASONS AT BILTMORE LAKE • 2BR, 2BA. Reduced! $750/month. • 1BR, 1BA, $725/month. • Free water! • All units include: WD, 9’ ceilings, balcony. • Pet friendly. Call Kay Johnson, Broker/Property Management, Keller Williams: (828) 215-8577. kjohnson1@kw.com A BIG THANX! “Thanx Xpress! The recent rental ad attracted a steady stream of quality applicants, thanks to your quality publication.” Mark K. • You too can find quality renters by placing an affordable ad in the pages of Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace: 251-1333.

2BR, 1BA + BONUS ROOM AND BATH ON LOWER LEVEL in walkable West Asheville neighborhood. Completely renovated bungalow. Fully equipped kitchen with quartz countertop and maple cabinetry. Refinished oak wood flooring. Washer and dryer included. Lots of extra storage - lower level workshop/tool room. Energy efficient - new heating and cooling system, new windows. No smokers. Pets considered. $1,200/month. Call 828-230-7775. 2BR, 1BA • W/D. Covered front porch. Walking distance to UNCA and downtown. Fenced backyard. $775/month. 828-279-7699.

2BR, 1BA in convenient West Asheville location, 2 blocks to Haywood Road shopping district. Hardwood floors, gas heat, 9’ ceilings, W/D hookups. Large, tree-shaded yard. Off-street parking. Water included in rent. $875/month + security deposit. Available now. 828216-1331. 3BR, 1.5BA • MONTFORD Available July 1. Beautifullyrenovated and clean. Central heating/air. No smoking. No pets. $1,100/month. Call (803) 699-8733. 3BR, 1.5BA DOWNTOWN Bungalow off Adams Street: walk to hospital, private upstairs master suite, stainless appliances, covered porch, off-street parking, dogs ok, available now. $1200/month. 216-2851. 3BR, 2.5BA, NORTH, 5 Foxwood, a/c, garage, view, $1,095/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA OAKLEY AREA. W/D. Hardwood floors. Fenced backyard. Central air. Move-in ready. $950/month. 828-279-7699. 3BR, 2BA, RANCH-STYLE HOME • FAIRVIEW Off Miller Road. Gas heat/stove, AC, well water. Private 1.8-acre lot. $750/month + deposit. Call 828-231-7540. 3BR, 2BA, WEST, 7 Spring, a/c, w/d hookups, deck, $895/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA • Brand new updates in this quiet and private rental overlooking river. $900/month + utilities, no pets. 828-458-6791. wnchorses@aol.com 4BR, 2BA, EAST, 179 CHUNNS COVE, a/c, w/d hookups, large yard, $1,065/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com 58 OAKWOOD ST. Desirable W. Asheville. 3BR, 1BA on quiet side street near town. Hardwood floors. Nice fenced yard. 875/month+deposit. Available Aug, 1. 828-2522865, 828-335-4967. ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! Mobiles like new. In quiet, very nice park. • 3BR, 2BA, $625/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $615/month. (828) 252-4334. AFFORDABLE LIVING in gorgeous mountain setting. Bat Cave, 35 minutes to Asheville. Small, art deco, 1BR house on secluded, wooded acreage. Water included; low utilities; wood stove heat. $685/month. 828-696-6393. ALL AREAS - HOUSES FOR RENT. Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free! Visit: www.RealRentals.com (AAN CAN) ARDEN, HADLEY PARK Wonderful 2-year-old home available. 3BR, 2BA. Pets considered with increased security deposit. $1,200/month. $30 application fee. 828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com

ARDEN, OAK FOREST 3BR, 2BA with full basement/garage. Nice area. Reduced to $1,200/month. 30 application fee. 828-350-9400 arcagencyasheville.com ASHEVILLE AREA RENTALS $550-$1950/month. • 1East. • 3-West. • 3-North. • 3-South. • Century 21 Mountain Lifestyles: (828) 684-2640, ext 17. For more details: www.KristieFrizsell.com

BEAUTIFUL DUPLEX • NEAR DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE/UNCA 2BR, 1,000 sqft, upper/lower units available. Hardwood/ tile floors. Porch, deck with views. Pets considered. $900-$1,000/month. Includes electric, water, trash pickup/recycling, yard maintenance. 828-989-5523 BILTMORE LAKE BEAUTY 3BR, 2.5BA, 1,880 sqft great home in a fantastic neighborhood. This Arts and Crafts design has a beautiful and comfortable floor plan. Situated on a corner lot, this fine home is close to great schools and downtown Asheville. $1,699/month. Call Debra, (561) 212-0009. BUNGALOW • NORTH ASHEVILLE Highly desirable location. 2BR, 1BA. Living, dining, WD, hardwood floors, porch. Fenced yard, large deck. Off street parking. • Walk to Beaver Lake and Jones Elementary. Pets considered. Available late August 1. $1,000/month, includes lawn service. Call Jeff: (239) 281-3685. CANDLER, 2BR, 1BA, $550/month. Call (828) 2530758. Carver Realty EAST ASHEVILLE HOUSE • Quiet Hawcreek area. Upper floor only, 3BR, 2BA, DW, fireplace, W/D available July 1. $825$900/month+utilities. No pets/smoking. 828-273-6700. HOUSES FOR RENT • Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free. Visit http://www.RealRentals.com. (AAN CAN) MARS HILL Near college on quiet cul de sac. 3BR, 2BA, appliances, WD connections. No smoking/pets. $800/month plus deposit. 689-2625. NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 1BR: $495/month. • 2BR, 1BA: $525/month. • 3BR, 1BA: $625/month. Includes water. 828-252-4334 NORTH ASHEVILLE Wonderful 2BR, 2BA, onelevel home with garage. Private back yard. Reduced to $800/month. No pets. $30 application fee. 828-350-9400 arcagencyasheville.com

NORTHWEST OF ASHEVILLE, Rose Hill Plantation - planned and gated community on 58 acres. This partially furnished Arts and Craft style home has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths in 1,500 sqft main living area plus 1,000 sqft open lower level with additional bath. Hardwood flooring in living room and cozy fireplace, attached 2-car garage, front porch and rear deck. Amenities include club house, spa, swimming pool and walking trails. Trash collection and water/sewer provided. For additional information on the community go to www.Rosehillplantation.net. No smoking. $1800/month. 828-253-2537. Property Management of Asheville, Inc. OFF THE HOOK! We got a great response from our ad for our Rental house in the Mountain Xpress! The phone rang off the hook! Thanks, Ander, owner, Design Painting. Get your Apartment or House rented quickly and affordably. Call (828) 2511333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace. PARKWAY FOREST 3BR, 2BA home available. One-level living, fenced back yard. Nice area. Pets considered with increased deposit. $30 application fee. 828-3509400 arcagencyasheville.com PRIVATE AND BEAUTIFUL • Green built home on 27 acres. Magical setting. Easy access (25 minutes) to Asheville. 4BR, 2BA, furnished. $2200/month. Utilities included. Reduced rent for dog sitting. Available 10/1/09. 828-335-8866. REEMS CREEK, MUNDY COVE 3BR, 2BA, $900/month. Call (828) 2530758. Carver Realty RENOVATED W. ASHEVILLE HOME. • 2BR, 1BA. New appliances. Quiet, private. 3.5 miles to downtown. 1 year lease. $885/month. Sept. 1st. Contact Angelina to reserve. stefaniniparade@hotmail.co m. 801-245-9284. SOUTH, DEANWOOD 3BR, 2BA, $1,225/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SOUTH, OAK FOREST, 3BR, 2BA rancher, gas, AC, $1,100/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty WEAVERVILLE • 3BR, 2BA, washer/dryer, fireplace, 2 decks, finished basement, 1.5-car garage, large yard; mountain views. $1,100/month includes water. Sarah 828-775-9555.

WEAVERVILLE AREA • 3BR, 2BA house in older subdivision. Gas furnace, central air. Fireplace, large fenced backyard. Garage. No smokers. $975/month, year lease. 776-4976 or 649-0013.

Vacation Rentals 1 CHARMING STONE COTTAGE • GROVEPARK INN AREA 2BR, 1BA, 900 sqft. • Beautifully furnished: linens, washer/dryer, new kitchen (all utensils, pots/pans), gas grill, fireplace. Original artwork. • Huge deck w/pergola/swing/dining. Park-like setting. • Monthly, yearly. • No pets/smoking. (828) 243-0200. www.AshevilleLuxuryRenta ls.com 2 LOFTS • DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Luxury in the heart of downtown! • #1: 2000 sqft. 2BR, 2BA. • #2: 1100 sqft. 2BR, 2BA. • Both: beautifully, completely furnished, fireplace, original art, comfortable beds/linens, wireless, etc. • Minimum 2 nights: weekly, monthly, yearly. • No pets/smoking. (828) 243-0200. • www.AshevilleLuxuryRenta ls.com BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 2771492. bennie14@bellsouth.net CHARLESTON RENTAL HOUSE • 3BR, full kitchen, fenced yard, near town and beach. Kid friendly. $125/night. www.jamesisland-house.blogspot.com, positivebob@gmail.com

Roommates 20 Year Old Female Student looking for laid back house. I have one beautiful dog. 458 6385. Eco-friendly in W. Asheville Community-minded 30 yr old roommates. Hardwoods, quiet, clean. 1 cat and may consider 1 cat. $400/month includes utilities. culturalcreativevision@ gmail.com Female from Northern MI looking for room to rent beginning of August. Audrie: audrielauren@gmail.com 231-675-3190. Female to Share Family Home Student or Professional. Come live in our guest room in large, open Haw Creek home. Wifi and cable. $400/month. 299-7136 Great House in a Great Area • Roommate wanted to share 3BR, 2BA in N. Asheville. Near lake, UNCA. $550/month+1/2 utilities. No smokers. No other pets. 8/1/09. Kim, 757-362-1228.

Houseshare Great house with owner. Lots of space and light on very private lot. Nice views, deck. $400+. 828-280-9559. Huge Room in Basement in West Asheville home. Room for a workshop, unlimited storage. $325/month. 82-258-2104. Kenilworth Large BR, 1.5 bath, big kitchen, living room, yard. W/D, no drugs. Deposit and references required. $400/month + utilities. 828-777-3321. Large Private Room with bath. $450/month. Quiet location close to Asheville and Brevard. No smokers. 828-778-9937. Light and Bright 1800 sq.ft., W/D, Internet, cable, phone, watchdog, 2BR guest-wing, 12 min. from downtown. $595/month. dryman77@hotmail.com Looking for Female Roommate Huge BR, nice walk in closet, 2 dressers. Fletcher. Country setting. $400/month includes everything. Ashley, 828-215-1491. Lovely Home West Asheville Share with 2 women. Looking for quiet meditative female. $450/month. W/D Wifi, utilities. Storage space, organic gardens. 258-9386 Kathryn. Majestic Mountain Views from 2200 sq.ft home high above Skyland. $300/month+ 3rd utilities. No smokers, no drugs, no pets. References, deposit. 828-231-1928. Mindful Female Roomie Wanted Female seeks same. Prefer quiet, clean, employed roomie. Share 3BR, 2.5BA house. Quiet neighborhood, hiking nearby. View. Cat/dog friendly. 828-230-2517. Montford 2BR, spacious, beautiful! Seeking female roommate. Walk downtown, UNCA. $425/month + $75 utilities. W/D. 828-713-8268. Relaxed, Responsible 30ish professional female has room for rent in 100 y/o home close to downtown. H/W, W/D, fenced yard. Pets possible. No drugs. Short term OK. Deposit/references. $500-550/month includes wireless/utilities. alm28801@gmail.com

Responsible Quiet Female To share 3BR house. Must be dog friendly. Furnished BR, private area downstairs. $550/month includes utilities, internet, Direct Tv. 828-216-1722. Room for Rent in 2BR apartment, East Asheville. $350 a month plus 1/2 of electricity. 828-582-0908. Tanya. Roommate Wanted • Woman looking to share mobile home in Candler area. Private bedroom and bathroom. Small pet optional. Non-smoker. $350.00. 828-775-7732. Roommate Wanted 3BR, 2BA home. Walking distance to Haywood Rd. stores and restaurants. $425/month, 1/3 utilities, deposit required. 828-423-9853. Roommate Apartment. $500/month utilities included. 2 miles up Town Mountain Rd. Complex has a swimming pool. I am neatfreak looking for a fun living experience. jeffmende@gmail.com Roommate Thirtyish couple seeks roommate of similar age. Wonderful house, great neighborhood. Walk to downtown, fenced yard, great view. Dogs considered. $400/month. 828-768-1546. Seeking Female Mature, conscious to share Barnardsville home. Lovely country setting, quiet/peaceful. Must love cats. $400/month. Deposit. Sam, 828-775-2327 or 626-3567. Share lovely 2BR, 2BA condo, Racquet Club, South Asheville. Includes large health club, pool, tennis. Washer/dryer. Call (828) 505-3338. SHARE MY AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE + your own apartment. Loving care required for mature dog. September - March. $550/month. No children. No other pets. No smoking. No drugs. Healthy golden girl with good boundaries preferred. Available now. 828-236-1704

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employment Temporary or Longer 30’s male seeking 1 to share home in Riceville. 1800 sqft on .5 acre. Garage use. Rural,12 minutes to downtown. $750/month includes all. soundmedicine@gmail.com UNCA Perfect student housing. Off street parking, walk to UNCA. Sunroom w/hot tub. Garage for scooter or motorcycle. $700/month utilities included 335-3624. West Asheville House Share BR, BA. Hardwood floors, great light, unlimited storage. $425/month-utilities. 828-258-2104. West Asheville home share for mature, responsible person. $650/month includes utilities. Sorry, no pets. Call 727-564-2703. YEAR ROUND SHARE MY AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE + your own apartment, private entrance. West Asheville, 5 minutes to downtown. Loving care required for mature dog September - March. $550/month. No children. No other pets. No smoking. No drugs. Organic garden. Healthy golden girl with good boundaries preferred. Available now. 828-236-1704

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HOUSEKEEPERS Professional, reliable and responsible needed full time for upscale bed and breakfast. Must be flexible and able to work weekends. Background check required. Call 828-254-3878 for interview. TOUR GUIDE If you are a “people person” with a passion for Asheville and have a Commercial Drivers License (CDL), you could be a great Gray Line Trolley tour guide! Training provided. Part-time; possible full-time. Contact Elaine at (828) 251-8687 or elaine@ graylineasheville.com

Skilled Labor/ Trades ELECTRICIANS ALL LEVELS Top salary. • Many locations available. Call today! (828) 252-2200.

AVON REPS NEEDED • $10 to start Family friendly Call Paula 423-895-2545. Habla Espanol 423-433-8002. http://pauladukes.avonrepres entative.com/ opportunity.html CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331. Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 253-3311. EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER wanted for busy kennel in East Asheville area. Excellent opportunities. Phone 691-3175. GIVENS ESTATES Employment application for future positions. Jobline: 828-771-2230. HR Office: 1st Floor, Asbury Commons Building, 2360 Sweeten Creek Road, South Asheville. www.givensestates.us

GLAZIER/INSTALLER NEEDED • 5 years minimum experience. Must have DL. Pay is DOE. Offering 401K, Health, Dental, Vacation/Sick Pay. Apply in person. Wholesale Glass and Mirror: 419 Haywood Rd., Asheville. SATELLITE TV INSTALLERS • TECHNICIANS Great earnings potential. • Company provided training,vehicle, tools and uniforms. • Company paid health, vision, dental and life benefits. • Paid personal time off and holidays. • Applicants must have a valid drivers license, be a minimum of 21 years old, be able to frequently lift 75 pounds and safely climb a ladder. Background/drug screen and MVR required. Apply in person: #3 Winners Circle, Arden, NC or email resumes: twendle@ upcommunications.com

Administrative/ Office FULL TIME ASSISTANT • To sole practitioner. Will manage attorney calendar, client communications, document preparation and/or review, file maintenance, and basic accounting for office, estate and trust accounts. Submit resume to jcfpaparalegal@gmail.com

Salon/ Spa HAIR STYLISTS Extremely busy salon now hiring. Guaranteed pay. Great benefits. Awesome tips. Call for a confidential interview: 828-768-9968. MASSAGE THERAPISTS Licensed. Community conscious.• Established business and a New location! Call 450-1049. Cosmic Groove Massage. SENSIBILITIES/SPARROW SPA is now hiring for all positions. LMTs and Estheticians: 2 years experience required. Nail Techs and Front Desk/Retail: 1 year experience required. Submit resume and references in person at Sensibilities South in Biltmore Park, 2 Town Square Blvd., off Long Shoals Road, Asheville.

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CALLING ALL PROFESSIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE ARTISTS: Looking for candidates that are skilled in the art of Gingerbread House making. Time sensitive project so only responsible individuals with a good work ethic should call for details. 253-0102. MOUNTAIN X JAMS! As a growing business that relies on the face put forward by our employees, Mountain Xpress Classifieds is where we turn to find them. The volume of high-quality applicants replying to our ads can be hard to choose from, and it is always worth our investment. Thanks Mountain X! Rebecca and Charlie, owners, Tomato Jam Cafe. PISGAH INN Interviewing seasonal positions: • Sous Chef • Cooks • Pantry Chefs • Dishwashers. Walk to work. Housing on property available. 828-235-8228 www.pisgahinn.com

Hotel/ Hospitality 10-25 HOURS/WEEK • HOUSEKEEPER A large B&B in Montford is looking for a mature, clean, energetic person to join our cleaning staff. Weekend hours are a requirement. Experience preferred, but will train the right person. Verifiable references required. Income based on experience and displayed ability. Confidential inquiries call 251-0789.

Drivers/Delivery LONDON LIMO LTD • Seeks entrepreneurial driver/chauffeur. Mature, accountable, impeccable driving record, adept in PR/promo. Familiar with WNC tourism, British traditions. Let’s discuss possibilities to expand successful part-time business. Very good wages, tips, no capital required. Letter of introduction and focused resume to LondonLimoLtd@aol.com.

Medical/ Health Care RN/LPN With experience in a Skilled Nursing Facility. 3rd Shift Charge Nurse. Come join a Great Nursing Team! We offer: • Competitive New wage scale. • Affordable health and dental insurance. • Free life insurance • Paid time off • Holiday pay • Direct deposit • 401(k) with company match. Asheville Healthcare Center. • To apply, email or fax resume to: Tim Sparks, Human Resource Manager. Fax: 2982037. Email: tsparks@mfa.net

WESTERN CAROLINA TREATMENT CENTER is currently seeking a licensed LPN for a full-time position with early morning hours with most holidays and weekends off. Psychiatric and/or substance abuse experience a plus. We offer competitive salary and comprehensive benefits package. Please fax your resume to 828-662-1332 or email WCTC.OTP@carolinatreatm entcenters.com

Human Services CASE MANAGER Access II Care of WNC has several positions. Provide medical Case Management services to Medicaid/uninsured population in Buncombe/Henderson/Polk Counties. Grant-funded positions, one year w/potential to continue. Minimum RN and 2 years minimum CM experience preferred. Bilingual English/Spanish a plus. Resume/cover letter: Fax: 828-259-3875, hr@accessiicare-wnc.org

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF RUTHERFORD CO. • Is seeking a Clinical Director. Applicants must have a Master’s Degree in counseling, social work or related field, NC licensure, clinical experience with adult and child MH population, a minimum of 5 yrs. supervisory experience. Email resume: sholloway@fpscorp.com PARKWAY BEHAVIORAL HEALTH. Has openings for the following: • QP/CSAC in our Hendersonville Office. This F/T position requires CSAC Certification, minimum Bachelor’s Degree, minimum 2 years experience working with adults and knowledge of working with IPRS Clients would be helpful. Some evenings required. • Requires good driving record. Position has full benefits, medical insurance, PTO and more. Send resume to: slayton@parkwaybh.com

• Haywood and Jackson County Psychiatrist Assertive Community Treatment Team. Please contact Joe Ferrara, (828) 507-1787. Haywood County Therapist/Team Leader Child and Family Services: Master’s Degree and supervisory experience. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director at (828) 631-3973 ext 1421. Jackson, Macon, Swain County: Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP) Child and Family Services: Must have a Bachelors degree in a human services field and two years postgraduation experience, or a Masters degree. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. Therapist: Child and Family Services (Macon and Jackson): Masters degree required. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. • Cherokee, Clay, Graham County: Therapist/Team Leader: Child and Family Services. Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson, Child and Family Services Director, at (828) 631-3973, ext. 1421. • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org

FAMILY SERVICE WORKER To recruit and provide supportive services to families with preschool aged children for a Head Start program. Candidates for this position should possess individual initiative, problem solving skills, detailed oriented with excellent follow-up skills and comfortable with multitasking. Requires professional communication skills, both written and verbal, ability to set priorities, work independently, prepare clear and concise records and exercise flexibility. Knowledge of word processing and data base programs a plus. • 4 year degree in a Human Service field or an AA degree with at least 3 years experience required. Fluent in English required, Bilingual helpful. Must possess a valid NC driver’s license; pass physical, drug screen and background checks. • Excellent benefits. • Salary range: $12.24-$14.75/hour. Send resume and cover letter with work references and phone numbers to: Human Resources Manager, 25 Gaston Street, Asheville NC, 28801. Selected applicants will be contacted for an interview. Open until filled. EOE and DFWP.

Caregivers/ Nanny CNA POSITIONS • Asheville: Weekends/evenings, potential 8-12 hour shifts. • Black Mountain/Swannanoa: 24 hours/week. Clean background and drug screen required. Join the team at Stacie’s Personal Care Services! 828-649-9014 or 866-550-9290. Fill out application on line: www.staciespcs.com

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LPC/LCSW/LCAS/CSAC Office space and clients available. Also Bilingual (Spanish) Counselor with NC Addiction credential CSAC/LCAS. Call Bruce: 7773755. OUR VOICE • Buncombe County rape crisis center, seeks a full-time case manager to work with survivors of sexual violence. Responsible for coordination of client services, ongoing support, crisis intervention, information and referral, interaction with social service agencies, law enforcement, legal and medical professionals. Bachelors’ Degree in Human Services or related field required. Knowledge of, and experience with, sexual assault victims/survivors preferred. Send resume to Barbara Anderson, Our VOICE, 50 S. French Broad Ave, Asheville, NC 28801 or barbaraa@ourvoicenc.org by July 1, 2009. No calls, please. PART-TIME DAY SUPPORTS To work with developmentally disabled people. Please apply in person: 147 Coxe Avenue, Asheville, NC. Liberty Corner Enterprises.

BENEFITS MANAGER Responsible for health insurance, workers compensation, retirement, ERISA compliance, as well as operating an Employee Health Center. • CEBS certification a plus. • 7 years experience. • Contact Human Resources: By phone: (828) 252-2711, extension 2083 or in person: Monday-Friday, 9am-6pm, or Saturdays, 8am-4pm, 290 Macon Avenue, Asheville or Online: www.groveparkinn.com BIKE SERVICE MANAGER Unique opportunity. Area’s leading specialty ski and bike outdoor retailer has an immediate opening for a bike service manager. Successful applicant must have complete and up to date working knowledge on all ranges of bicycle repairs, day-to-day bike shop operations, customer service skills, and retail sales experience. Compensation package will be based on experience. Call Craig, (828) 254-2771 or 828) 230-6189. • E-mail: Craig@ skicountrysports.com

TEMPORARY FUNDRAISING POSITIONS Loaned Executives Needed. United Way of Asheville and Buncombe County is seeking energetic and talented individuals to join a highly focused and successful community needs provider team for the 2009 Annual Campaign. The positions begin August 17, 2009 and end November 6, 2009. Selected individuals will have an opportunity to help UWABC achieve a vital goal that greatly benefits our entire community through assisting companies and organizations with developing and implementing strategies to maximize workplacegiving campaigns. Excellent leadership development and networking opportunity. Bilingual is a plus. A stipend is provided. To Apply: Submit your cover letter and resume to info@unitedwayabc.org or fax to Attention: LE Search Committee (828) 255-8004 no later than July 24. Describe your experience in the following areas: • Fundraising or sales and public speaking • Interpersonal, teamwork and time management • Basic computer skills in Word, Excel and Outlook • Project management experience Notes: Temporary employees do not receive UWABC benefits such as medical, dental, vacation and sick leave. Must have reliable transportation, have a valid driver license and proof of automobile insurance. EOE.

Teaching/ Education AIG TEACHER ArtSpace Charter School is now accepting applications for the 2009-2010 school year for a part-time Academically and Intellectually Gifted teacher. • Applicants must have a current North Carolina teaching license for AIG. Applicants must be willing to work in a collaborative, integrated, experiential environment. • Knowledge of the arts and arts integration strategies is preferred but not required. • Please send resumes and cover letters to: resumes@artspacecharter.or g with the subject heading “AIG teacher”. EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATORS Looking for a great place to work that offers training, benefits and opportunities for advancement? Mountain Area Child and Family Center is currently hiring for Teachers (Infant/Toddler and More at Four) and In-Home Educators. Experienced, caring individuals with knowledge of developmentally appropriate practice needed. • A degree in ECE, Child Development or related field is required. Preference will be given to bilingual (English/Spanish) candidates for In-Home Educator position. EEOC workplace. Applications are available at www.macfc.org

TEACHERS WANTED!!! Eliada Homes is seeking teachers who are dedicated to helping children succeed! Must be able to teach general studies to ages 6-17 or be skilled in math and English. Teachers will work in our Psychiatric Residential Treatment Facilities (PRTF) or our Eliada Academy and develop lessons that are in accordance with North Carolina Standard Course of Study. Individuals must be flexible and creative, as it is necessary to differentiate lessons for different learning styles, individual needs, and class dynamics. Major responsibilities include, but are not limited to: Collaborating with the Residential Education Specialist (RES) to create an environment that meets the academic and treatment needs of students and ensuring the RES is effective with instructional delivery, grading procedures, etc. The teacher also must evaluate academic and behavioral progress of all students, which includes keeping attendance, preparing progress and grade reports, communicating with case managers, completing incident reports, participating in clinical meetings, completing Student Education Plans and providing feedback in regards to goals and objectives. The teacher creates and maintains an organized, structured classroom that allows for active student engagement and sets clear and consistent guidelines and expectations. Qualifications: A Bachelor’s degree from an accredited college or university with an appropriate, current valid teaching certification as specified by the North Carolina Department of Public Instruction. Prefer a minimum of two years teaching experience or direct residential experience with the target population. Skills/Working Conditions: A valid North Carolina Driver License and insurability by EHI’s insurers is required. Work hours may include after hours, or weekend availability. Position may experience verbal and/or physical aggression from the client population. Must provide a copy of current, valid teaching certificate. All qualified individuals please email resume to eweaver@eliada.org MUSIC INSTRUCTOR SUBSTITUTE Part-Time. Hanger Hall School is seeking a part-time Music Instructor to teach vocal music for 6 weeks starting in September. Music classes are held 3 days/week for grades 6-8 for a total of approximately 12 hours/week. Email resume to brigittab@hangerhall.org

Jobs Wanted ATTENTION ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPALS!!!!!! Musical Theatre? Directed! • Family Science Night? Coordinated! • Helicopter Parents? Handled! NBCT Seeks 2nd or 3rd Grade Position for 2009 School Year * National Board Certified, Early Childhood Generalist, 2005 * 5 Years Math/Science/Aerospace Magnet * 10 Years Visual and Performing Arts Magnet * Fund Raising/Grant Writing * Excellent classroom management skills! * Teacher of the Year 2003, San Pedro Peninsula Chamber of Commerce. For complete resume packet, please contact Valerie at vamarott@bellsouth.net

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BROADBAND MOBILE is here July 1st. Sell the best deal going and make minimum $10.00 per month per calling plan sold. Secure your own Sales Agent position with just $75.00 in the exciting new revolution in Mobile phones. Unlimited Voice, Data,TXT, MMS, Internet LD, NO roaming fees, and more for $79.95 per month. No hidden fees. No contract. No credit checks. Call 828-333-4921 local 866-269-7571 Toll free for information. No time to waste, this will go viral July 1st Call no! GREEN WELLNESS TECHNOLOGY COMPANY Expanding grass roots effort seeking dedicated people to work from home. Parttime/full-time. Minimal investment required. 1-888-458-1670. mybioprohealth@ gmail.com LAUGH AT MONEY WORRIES FOREVER! Amazing cash leveraging system! Create “Sick Amounts Of Money” by turning $25 into mega fortune. http://www.WhenMoneyMo ves.com

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Legal Notices CONSTRUCTION LOGIC General Contractor. Notice, request MBE subcontractor and suppliers bid for the following project: • Buncombe County Headquarters Project, bidding June 25, 2009 at 3pm. For plan info call Mike: (828) 694-1232.

Announcements Actors Needed 1 male 1 female. Bat & Horse Theatre Arts needs skilled actors for NERVE by Adam Scymkowicz, an NCSC “Catalyst” show. 450-2120 for information. ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Rick at 202289-8484. (AAN CAN)

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HAIR MODELS Seeking models willing to change their hair styles. Free. Interested? Please email: verveasalon@yahoo.com

Host Foreign Exchange Student Forte International Exchange Association. Nonprofit. Families needed to host high school students from around the world. Jackie Lee 828-808-9864 www.forteexchange.org Lizzie McB • Happy Birthday! I love you. Call your Dad. PHYSICIAN JOINS COMMUNITY FAMILY PRACTICE Community Family Practice, PA is proud to announce the affiliation of a new partner, Lauren Livingston, M.D. Dr. Livingston will begin seeing patients on August 3, 2003. Dr. Livingston completed undergraduate studies at Davidson College and attended Duke University School of Medicine. She completed her training at the MAHEC Family Practice Residency Program in Asheville. Dr. Livingston is accepting patients of all ages and appointments can be made by calling CFP at 254-2444. Community Family Practice is located at 260 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, North Carolina. Seeking Children’s Illustrator with captivating tones of tenderness, whimsy and dynamic facial expressions. ncfireflies@bellsouth.net WOMEN, Earn $18k-$30k for 6 egg donations with the largest, most experienced Agency in US. Call: 800-4447119 or to apply online visit: www.theworldeggbank.com (AAN CAN)

Auditions MOVIE EXTRAS NEEDED! All looks and ages wanted. No experience necessary. Feature films, television, commercials, and prints. $150 - $300/day. Call Now! 1-800-340-8404 x 2001 (AAN CAN)

Classes & Workshops LEARN TO MAKE JEWELRY, do Lapidary, do Enameling, and more! Jewelry Gallery Now Open! Silver repairs, 30 Years+ experience. Friday through Sunday, 11a.m. until 5p.m. Earthspeak Arts, 375 Depot Street, Asheville. wechurlik@earthlink.net 828-678-9038, www.earthspeakarts.com LEARN VIETNAMESE/ASIAN COOKING • Tired of the same old food? Learn to prepare healthy and nutritious food. seasiancookingeasy.com

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Health & Fitness ROLFING INTEGRATIVE THERAPY • Feel better Look better. Advanced Certified Rolfer offering new techniques combined with Visceral and Cranial Therapies. 828-545 8505. www.allenfrost.com

Bodywork **ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MASSAGE! ** So deep and smooth, or very gentle and easy. Caring, intuitive, professional therapist. $35/hour Asheville special! Visa/MC. Mobile service available. Brett Rodgers LMBT #7557, www.vitalitymassage.net (828) 505-4890

STAY RELAXED. Massage therapy at your home/office. 1/2 or 1-hour appointments. Call Sarah Whiteside, LMBT#4741, (828) 279-1050. sarahsgolf@charter.net

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MAKE MUSIC! Guitar- PianoDrums- Bass- SingingBanjo- Mandolin lessons created for you/your child’s interest. Experienced, enthusiastic instructor, Erik… 828-242-5032.

BODY-MIND PSYCHOTHERAPY Grief and Loss, Trauma, Men’s Issues, Co-dependency, Personal Growth and Excellence. Joseph Howard, MSW, LCSW. Reasonable rates/Sliding scale. 828-651-8646. josehowardmsw@yahoo.com HOLISTIC MENTAL HEALTH THERAPY • Cindy Shealy and Jenny Shealy are Licensed Clinical Social Workers. They offer a sliding scale fee, accept Medicaid and have flexible hours. 828-279-5369.

Spiritual 2009? NEED MORE MONEY? • ASK NINA Psychic Nina, the Auracle of Asheville: (828) 253-7472 or email asknina@excite.com

Musicians’ Xchange #1 AFFORDABLE MASSAGE CENTER Best rates in town! $29/hour. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology • Classes. Call now for your appointment: (828) 4501049. • 1224 Hendersonville Road. • 10 Biltmore Plaza, 505-7088. Asheville. thecosmicgroove.com $35 MASSAGE- On the rare occasion that your life is stressful, I’m offering a massage with the introductory price of $35. Please call 828-275-5497. Patty O’Sullivan, LMT# 7113. BEST MASSAGE IN ASHEVILLE Deep tissue, sports massage, Swedish, esalen. Available in/out. Jim Haggerty, LMBT# 7659. Call (828) 545-9700. www.jhmassage.com MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic massage, $45/hour. Manual lymph drainage, $65/hour. Lymphedema treatment, $45-$65/hour. 15+ years experience. 828-299-4105. NC License #146. www.uhealth.net SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town—or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor hot tub; experience the invigorating cold plunge; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists. 2990999. www.shojiretreats.com

Musical Services AFFORDABLE RECORDING IN ASHEVILLE Special: 8 hours for $140! Awardwinning, radio-quality production. Pro tools, laidback environment. Image consulting, design and photography also at rock bottom prices. 828-413-1145. ALL STRINGS • ALL AGES • ALL STYLES Neal Crowley, Stringed Instrument Teacher: Classical and Traditional music • Patient • Fun! • Group lessons available. • Jam with other students. • Reasonable rates. • Music for events and private parties. (828) 242-5115. crowleymusic@yahoo.com AMR STUDIO Audio mastering, mixing and recording. Musical, literary and instructional services. Tunable performance room, on-site video available. (828) 335-9316. www.amrmediastudio.com ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices. (828) 684-8284 • www.whitewaterrecording. com CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS • Make beautiful music! All ages and experience levels. Local Asheville area. $20/45 minute lessons. 828-4500087.

2008 Ibanez Prestige RG2550Z Galaxy black. $700 or trade. Mint condition. OHS case. 828-648-5315. Complete 5 Piece Drum Kit. Includes hardware, stands, throne, dvd instructional video w/book. $375. 828778-2498. Crate GT 1200 H • 120 Watt head, 4 X 10 Slant cabinet. This is in mint condition. It needs a place to play. $300. 277-5602. Drum Cases Enduro drum cases. Red. 10” 12” 14” 16” 22” with 53” hardware case. $250. 828-216-3100. Gibson Les Paul Guitar 2006 standard, gold top, 50’s neck -very comfortable, close to mint, OHSC included, loud acoustically, beautiful, $1175, 273-1256, Terrence. New 5pc Tama Swingstar Light blue set w/ new Paiste hi-hat, crash cymbals, all parts. $600 or trade for guitar. meetvirginia89@aol.com to view. New Beginner Fiddle $100 Josef Brenamen violin, hardly been played. Great fiddle to start out on. With case, bow, and rosin. 828-545-8472, leave message. New Sonor Force 3007 5pc 9 ply maple Laquer finish. The new hardware 400 series included. List $2099, asking $800. Mike, 828-2790723. Washburn B-16 Banjo: I am selling my baby. She is about 6 years old. Normal wear on the head and some rusting on the brackets. Hard shell case included. $800, obo. dbanjo@gmail.com

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Drummer and Bass Player Needed Local Blues/Rock oriented band looking for musicians to enjoy making music. Rob 667-8585 or Marc 712-4684. Electrik Manx Local garage rock band seeks drummer with lots of stamina and chops. Must want to travel. 828-216-0021 Experienced Drummer Prefer jazz. 828-877-2413. Metal Drummer Wanted Ironside is currently auditioning drummers. Contact the band through www.myspace.com/ironside wnc joey 828-691-9503. Multimedia Collaborators • Free Improvisation, electric cello, visionary art/movies, (http://www.artwanted.com/S araphael) seeks inspired collaborators for projects. saramuse@verizon.net Need Bass Player for new rock/hard rock project. Have drummer, vocalist and guitar. Have rehearsal space. Regular practices, with goal of playing occasional shows. Russell, 828-648-5315. Rock singer/guitarist/songwriter seeks bass players,drummers,and others, or bands for back-up band, for local gigs and recording. 704-502-2964, rodmartian@me.com Seeking Female Vocalist for twice a month gig downtown. Please supply myspace (or similar) page link to view and listen. tifi@charter.net

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BLACK LAB MIX Green collar. Missing from Blue Ridge Parkway trails near 74-A. Sunday 6/14/09 please, please call 828-7124173 or 242-9534 mtferg@gmail.com ETTA • Brown/black Persianmix. 9 1/2 yrs. Lost N. Asheville-Beaverdam/Spooks Branch area, 5/2. Long hair, gold eyes. Very shy. No collar, but micro-chipped. Much loved! 828-337-7661. GOLDENDOODLE Bela 40 pounds, reddish curly hair, just spade. Missing since 6/7. Fairview RD./ 74 area. Microchipped. Reward. 828713-1725 or 828-713-9448.

A LOYAL COMPANION Murray, a Shepherd mix, might be the one for you. Call Brother Wolf Canine Rescue at 808-9435 for more information or visit www.bwcr.org

LEO Handsome Siamese mix male cat, is missing from Riverside Cemetery/Rosewood Avenue in Montford. Please call 828254-7458. LOST CAT 3 legged, black and tan tiger stripe, male. W. Asheville. 828-253-8193. LOST YOUR PET? FOUND A PET? Call Asheville Humane Society, (828) 253-6807, to fill out a missing or found pet report. Visit 72 Lee’s Creek Road, Asheville. www.ashevillehumane.org MALE LAB on 6/15/09 in North Asheville. Wearing a red collar. 828-333-1400 or 1-415-640-2654 .

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BROTHER WOLF CANINE RESCUE Save a dog’s life! Adopt from Brother Wolf Canine Rescue. 458-7778. www.bwcr.org

1985 FORD COUNTRY SQUIRE STATION WAGON • Station Wagon. Runs well. No dents or rust. Interior in good condition. 100k miles. $800, obo. Brandon, 828-2152858. 1988 BMW 735i 4 door. Good condition. Runs good, needs radiator. $4000. Call 250-2340.

ADOPT COWGIRLCowgirl was discovered in a Lowe’s parking lot, meowing for attention to people passing by. A nice man rescued her and she happily made herself at home in a safe, loving place until she finds her forever home. She’s a totally sweet, laid-back little girl (less than a year old) who is playful, crazy about toys, and very talkative! She’s gets along with the four other cats in the house and even plays with her foster dog friends! This is one special, lovely little girl. To adopt Cowgirl or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit www.animalcompassionne twork.org

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ADOPT MARTIE! Martie is a 2 year old mix of Husky and we are not sure what else. She is a very sweet girl who dearly loves her humans and just wants to please. She will do best in a one-dog household, as she gets bored with canine buddies after awhile and then does not want to play. She bonds very quickly and always wants your love and attention. She is a fast learner and should be easy to train.... Due to her size, she would not do well in household with small children (would just run right over them!). Martie loves playing fetch and riding in the car. She loves anything outdoorsy! To adopt Martie or see other available cats and dogs, call 258-4820 or visit www.animalcompassionne twork.org ADORABLE ENGLISH BULLDOG • She is 10 weeks old, weighS 7lbs, will be 4045 lbs at full grown. dareljohnson71@yahoo.com

BUTTERS IS WAITING Meet Butters, a poodle mix. Butters is available for adoption through Brother Wolf Animal Rescue. Call 458-7778 for more information or see all our adoptable friends at www.bwar.org FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! Cats, dogs, & other small animals available for adoption at Asheville Humane Society • 72 Lee’s Creek Road • Asheville, NC • (828) 253-6807 www.ashevillehumane.org FOSTER HOMES NEEDED FOR DANES Experience the love of these gentle giants. Email gdf_volunteer@me.com for more info. Visit us 6/21 at Pet Supplies Plus. Kittens to Good Home Spayed/neutered. Application required. No fee. Friends2Ferals at TNRCatCatcher@yahoo.com or 803.553.7919. Located S. Asheville.

Pet Services ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away. Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 258-0942 or 215-7232. Dog Girl at Large Walking, training, behavior modification for dogs. All positive reinforcement. Sitting services for all creatures. Heather 404.788.2085 or doggrrly@yahoo.com

LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE! End cruel and dangerous constant chaining of dogs in NC! Lobby your state reps to reintroduce legislation addressing dog chaining. For information, contacts and downloads, visit www.crittersong.org Professional Pet Sitter • Call 545-0679 or go to www.MissJanesPetSitting.co m. Professional, full-time. In your home. Overnights, dog walks, cat sitting. Bonded and insured.

BEAUTIFUL FREE KITTEN 7 week old kitten really needs a safe and healthy home. She is currently living in a small bedroom, needs a home! 636-751-5749.

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BEAUTIFUL HALF-SIAMESE KITTENS • free to a good home. These playful kittens are 5 weeks old. Annette 828-216-9032.

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1991 OLDS CUTLASS CIERRA White. 100K. Runs, but cracked radiator needs replacing, horn needs help, inside/out condition are great. New tires, hitch, good title. $900. hiwakeup@gmail.com 1996 NISSAN MAXIMA GXE Loaded, great running condition, clean, service records, automatic. Needs some body work. 150K miles. $3500 Call 333-2754. 1999 HONDA ACCORD EX 175K miles with power windows, sunroof. White with tan interior. Excellent condition. $5000. 828-2808986.

1984 BMW R65 Black, low miles, $3,500, obo. (828) 215-7249. 2008 Coolsports 50cc: No license required. Great condition. Floor brake, push start. Silver/yellow. 3 storage bins. 1200 miles. $795 includes large full face helmet. 551-7479. Kawasaki Vulcan 2001 needs new home. $2200 for quick sale. Good working condition. 13K. stefaniniparade@hotmail.co m

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2001 Dodge Durango R/T • Nice, 4 wheel, 3rd row, leather, tow package, CD, cassette. fully loaded $5000, obo. 828-606-9009.

Jewelry Supplies 560blocks of poly-clay and supplies $800. Enough beads to start a small shop $2500. $2995 for it all 828-3338766.

2002 TOYOTA TUNDRA 80K. Fantastic condition. Regular cab w/long bed. Auto. V6 and camper top. $6500. 828337-9362. 2003 Saturn Vue, 56K. Manual. All powered, sunroof, remote. $5600. 828-2319887. 2004 VW JETTA TDI Silver. One owner. 79K miles. Manual. $10,000. 828-3010840. Average 45-48 mpg/tank. 2006 Dodge Magnum SXT 4 door, 6 cylinder,air, black cloth interior, A/C, tented windows ,pwr windows, CD, low miles, satellite, 828-2167902.

Appliances AFFORDABLE APPLIANCES • Stoves • Refrigerators/Freezers • Washers • Dryers • Repairs • Pickup/Delivery • Se Habla Espanol • Preguntale Por Bonnie: (828) 258-7355. Uncle Joe’s Used Appliances

Computers Brand New Laptops/Desktops Bad credit, no credit - no problem. Small weekly payments. Order today and get free Nintendo Wii game system. Call now: 800-8405439. (AAN CAN)

2007 Saturn Ion-3 Quad Coupe, 52K, Manual, all powered, remote, sunroof, spoiler, 2.4L engine. $6900. 828-231-9887.

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93 Toyota 4x4 Pickup Parts Interior door panels, gray, with armrest $30.00 each. Bedliner $20 .Before noon 828-667-1407. F-150 LARIAT XL 4x4. Loaded, low milage, sunroof, pd, pl, ps, pw, tan leather interior, black exterior, towpkg, great condition. $10,750, obo. 828-2302517. Weaverville. FORD F-150 Teal, 217K, Good tires, new battery, duel fuel tanks. Runs great! Wouldn’t sell,expect I’m moving. Must see! $2,00, obo. 828-776-6696.

Motorcycles/ Scooters 06 Kymco People Scooter Burgundy. Drives like new. 5400 miles. Lock and helmets included Call 7133868. Paid $2500 sell $1500 obo.

Electronics 12 Channel Peavy Stereo Mixer very dependable $300. 828-273-2251. EV Delta Max PA (2) 15x1 cabinets $600.00. 828-2732251. Marshall JMC2000 New duel super lead with 4x12 cabinet. $800.00. 273-2251.

Bicycles 2007 Cannondale F7: Silver, large mountain bike, great condition, helmet, warranty. $300, obo. 337-7261. 55CM ROAD BIKE • Miele Italian design. $350. 336624-4987.

Vintage Schwinn Boy’s Bicycle 1970’s Sting-Ray Pixie. Fire engine red, great condition,new tires and training wheels. $200. 828772-0702.

Sporting Goods 3 Go-Karts $200 each. All run great. kattydiid@hotmail.com Alumacraft Jon Boat • 2008 14’. 5hp B/S motor, galvanize trailer, trolling motor fishing seats, casting deck, storage. Will trade for golf cart or $1700. 216-0726 or 582-4487.

Clothing Boys/Girls/Womens Clothing $20 for Boys Sz 12/14. $20 for Girls Sz 10/12. $20 for Womens Sz 12/14. kattydiid@hotmail.com

Furniture LARGE SLEEPER COUCH Good condition. Colored flowers on blue, doesn’t match new rug, must sell. Excellent mattress. $250. • Solid dark blue removable cover, free. Call (828) 2549154. MATTRESSES Pillow-top: queen $250, king $350 • Extra firm: queen $175, king $275 • Full: $150 • Twin: $99. New, in plastic. 828277-2500. Tempurpedic King Mattress. Very comfortable. $75. Mark 481-0547.

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Firewood Firewood • Need wood for your chiminea? Buy great wood split to fit your nifty patio place or stock up for the winter. Toy Tacoma. $100, delivered and stacked. 545-7062.

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