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letters What happened to arts and crafts coverage?

I found it curious that there was no mention of arts and crafts at Bele Chere in [the] recent Mountain Xpress [“Bele Chere Island, July 27 Xpress]. In years past, your paper has promoted the Arts Park of Bele Chere. This year, though, an out of town visitor picking up Xpress to read about offerings of Bele Chere would have no idea that there was an Arts Park, and that throughout the streets of the festival, there are juried arts-and-crafts booths, mixed with downtown merchant booths, including commercial and public-service booths.

We are local arts/crafts people, who make our living selling our work at juried art and crafts fairs. Fortunate to get juried in, we have exhibited our work at Bele Chere for numerous years. We prefer Haywood Street to the Arts Park, as our work is exhibited at Woolworth Walk year round. It would be great to see an article featuring local artists exhibiting outside the Arts Park in next year’s Bele Chere edition — at least some mention of original, handmade work that appears throughout Bele Chere would be greatly appreciated.

In addition, I have noticed a tendency among locals to disparage Bele Chere and focus on the negative aspects: the crowds, the drinking, rowdiness, the difficulty parking, etc. The Department of Parks and Recreation, city and business leaders in the community who work

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year round to put this festival on do a great job.

We appreciate the dedication, organization and professionalism of the staff that work long hours to make this local event a success every year.

If you haven’t come out to Bele Chere in recent years, I highly recommend it. This event is a real boon for our city. I talked with numerous folks who come from around the region every year to enjoy this wonderful Asheville event. I imagine the funds that come into the city at this time are a real support to our local economy.

— Barbara Boles Weaverville

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Bele Chere and domineering?

When walking through the crowds at Bele Chere this past weekend, I normally see everything between the music stages as commercials. I skip right by them, ready to see and hear what is beyond all of the marketing. Not that there’s anything wrong with commercials, they’re just not my bag. I didn’t drink beer from any of the stands at the festival (I chose rather to spend a couple of dollars at our locally owned co-op some fifty yards away from one end of the festival. I was saddened to hear the way the beer bracelets apparently served no purpose at all in the festival — none that I could see at least.

Two friends of mine reported to me how, after showing their IDs to the bracelet sellers and paying $2, then showing their bracelets and IDs, again, to beer sellers and paying a few dollars, they were then, and still, interrupted while enjoying their beers by undercover police officers to show them their IDs. This makes a total of showing an ID three times for one beer! Too, a wasted $2 on a bracelet that made no difference to beer vendors or police officers. It’s not like they were applying for a passport to get across imaginary lines or anything. They were just drinking a beer. These friends of mine are the “one or two beer on the weekend” kind of drinkers, not the kind of people stumbling around a festival drunk.

Does anyone have information on why they mandated beer bracelets at the festival? Or was it just good, old-fashioned “let’s create trash and make some money while we do it” capitalism mixed with a bit of over-policing?

— Larry Rogers Marshall

The Silver Drummer Girl changed my tune Having written many letters to the editor, and being rather vocal on some comment threads on the Mountain Xpress website, I am ready to admit a first: I was wrong.

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correction In the Aug. 3 Artillery story, “Color Study,” about the Asheville Art Museum exhibit of the same name, we misidentified a painting by Gayle Paul. The painting’s title is “Parallel Variation.” ing silent as a performance was also a stretch.

However, Saturday of Bele Chere my worldview was turned upside down. There stood the “Silver Drummer Girl,” positioned in front of the street preachers, drumming non-stop in 95-degree weather, as admirers poured money into her vase. It was hilarious, beautiful and, I imagine, physically taxing. The preachers tried to shout over her snare drum, blasting messages of hate through a speaker system, but to no avail. She simply played louder, muting the predictable rhetoric to a murmur.

I thought, “She must be a genius to pick this spot.”

Then a stranger next to me informed me the organizers of the festival tell performers where to set up. This seems foolish and possibly incendiary on their part, as a few of the preachers were visibly upset. I informed the stranger of my hatred of the statue, to which he replied, “Yeah, that’s my girlfriend. We have the same argument all the time. She makes more than me sometimes and I work in a kitchen.”

After removing my sandal from my mouth, I had an epiphany. Not only is it work, but it is an invaluable service she provides to the city.

I would say my hate has turned to a full-on crush, but her boyfriend seemed pretty cool.

— Joe Dawson Asheville

Feathers come from birds Feathers are obviously the new fashion trend.

There were multiple vendors at Bele Chere selling feather hair extensions, feather hair clips, feather earrings, etc.

I encourage everyone to do a little research as to where these feathers come from. Consumer awareness is especially important when animals are involved.

— Kira Poteat Clyde

Chris Pelly is an innovator, and that’s what Asheville needs Transformational leadership indicates an actual capability to transform “wicked problems.” I have mostly lived in east Asheville since 1980 and the recent infrastructure improvements, for which Chris Pelly can take a lot of credit, are generating a huge positive effect.

Using our public-resource pool in positive, ethical and innovative ways creates possibilities for good that are truly endless.

Adding value means you make investments that bring back value over and over again, way beyond the first cost. Government at all levels desperately needs innovators like Pelly.

For other Molton cartoons, check out our Web page at www.mountainx.com/cartoons East Asheville has demonstrably improved due to Pelly’s efforts. There are politically aware and capable people in east Asheville, but no one was taking the lead on simple but transformational issues like sidewalks and bus shelters.

Leadership is about seeing the empty space between the actions of conventional politicians, the unmet needs of the people, and innovating a valuable creation in the place of existing gaps.

Well done, Chris Pelly and Asheville citizens!

When we do things in ways that meet the actual needs of all demographics using innovation we are not only fiscally conservative, but also positive, ethical innovators. Downtown is no less important than the other Asheville community subsets and demographics.

— Grant Millin Asheville

It’s Lael Gray!

Our democracy brings candidates into a public electoral decision-making process. A few elections are non-partisan and our Asheville City Council race is one of them. So we are left with the qualifications of each candidate to determine who is best for the job. It is Lael Gray!

Gray is a voice of reason and a fervent advocate for children, families, neighborhoods and the environment. She is not a politician in any sense of the word, but rather a humanist.

Gray has consistently demonstrated the open mindedness to put aside partisan bickering and fixed political agendas to serve the overall best

interests of the citizens of Asheville.

I urge you to check out Gray’s website, laelgrayforcitycouncil.com, to get a sense of the variety of ways in which she has served neighborhoods and the community. All of her experiences provide her with the knowledge and skill needed as a member of Council. We are lucky to have such a high-caliber candidate to support. I urge you to vote for Lael Gray!

— Alan Escovitz Asheville

Republican voters: buyer’s remorse?

They say elections have consequences. I believe they may be right. Republicans have chosen, locally and nationally, a social agenda, including: a women’s right to choose, voter ID, cutting programs that benefit working and middle-class Americans, cutting education that will set N.C. back years and wanting to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. I could go on and on. Republicans have chosen a social agenda instead of a creating-jobs agenda — the very thing they ran on. This independent voter believes that buyer’s remorse has set in and the consequences will be the Republicans and the tea party fringe will be voted out come next election.

In the meantime, the only thing N.C. and N.C. women have standing between us and the Republican Party is Gov. Bev Perdue. Thank God she is there.

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Unprecedented turmoil remakes local political landscape

by Jerry Sternberg In case you haven’t noticed, Asheville and Buncombe County have been inundated by a political tsunami. As an amateur political seismologist, I can tell you that the underlying political earthquake came from several directions and still caught most of us by surprise.

There were the national tremors caused by the bad economy, unemployment and huge deficits.

Pressure intensified as social issues became increasingly politicized. Reproductive freedom, the civil rights of the LGBT population, gun control and immigration added to the agitation of people who simply could not believe we elected a “neegro” to live in the White House.

Further seismic pressure took place at the state level, brought on by the unforgivable chicanery and arrogance that have characterized the Democratic Party for the last several years.

Exacerbating the upheaval were the scandals that plagued the departments of Agriculture and Transportation, the shady lottery ratification, and corruption reaching all the way to the top, including the criminal activities of House Speaker Jim Black and Gov. Mike Easley.

Here in Asheville and Buncombe County, the early vibrations reach back decades to when, almost without discussion, the city imposed extraterritorial jurisdiction. Extending city zoning over a one-mile perimeter around Asheville, this resulted in the loss of many new industries that might still be here providing jobs.

Then there was Asheville’s sign ordinance, designed by an elite committee and enacted by the city government without allowing the business community any serious input into the process.

This spawned the Council of Independent Business Owners, which seeks to protect the rights of the community’s small businesses.

A further perceptible shift occurred when RiverLink emerged and began making major waves concerning property in the River District.

The flap over the old Asheville Speedway is just one example of how mismanaging a sensitive situation sparked resentment that ultimately hindered the very goals the group was trying to promote.

Meanwhile, the passage of the onerous Unified Development Ordinance and the subsequent unreasonable enforcement by both the Planning and Zoning Commission and city planning staff continue to make development in Asheville very expensive and, in many cases, cost-prohibitive.

Bigger rumbles began to occur under the Sitnick administration, when the progressives began to gain power, spawning anti-growth and anti-business measures.

The regional water agreement fell apart because the city double-crossed Henderson County, which

More than $1 billion worth of downtown development was delayed, discouraged and outright rejected by city leaders who instead built Boondoggle Park in City/County Plaza. had generously agreed to let the Regional Water Authority tap the Mills River as an additional water resource. The resulting court battles and city/county frictions continue to this day.

Another seismic shift was felt when Sitnick joined those obstructing the completion of the Interstate 26 connector, wreaking serious havoc that continues to this day. Once again, a liberal Democratic political position wound up driving the community toward more conservative politics.

And when Buncombe County imposed countywide zoning after a majority of voters opposed a nonbinding zoning resolution, there was very perceptible seismic growling, further disturbed by steep-slope, ridge-top and subdivision regulation.

Windows were rattled when the city tried to impose stream buffers without notifying property owners whose land would be negatively impacted.

More than $1 billion worth of downtown development was delayed, discouraged and outright rejected by city leaders who instead built Boondoggle Park in City/County Plaza. This created the need to involuntarily annex adjacent areas to boost our tax base.

This move was a particular catalyst to the calamitous event that was soon to occur.

Then, on Election Day (Nov. 2, 2010), the magnitude 10 earthquake struck with a cataclysmic force unknown in these parts since 1865.

Virtually under our feet, the political ground shifted. The ensuing tsunami was earth-shattering, sweeping from Raleigh to the mountains and back again.

There was shock and awe. The U.S. House of Representatives now had a Republican majority and, even more startling, both houses of the North Carolina Legislature were under Republican control for the first time since Reconstruction.

As the political winds and waters subsided, there stood a lone figure: Czar Tim Moffitt, in his flowing black cape and triangle hat, his long,

sharp scimitar gleaming in the sunlight.

King of the hill, the newly elected Statehouse member made unbelievably sweeping changes in the way Asheville and Buncombe County govern. Moffitt kept his campaign promise to make involuntary annexation almost impossible. He changed the structure of our county government, adding two commissioners and creating district elections.

He stood with his fellow Republicans in letting a temporary 1-cent sales tax expire, resulting in the passage of an austere budget that will threaten the effectiveness of our educational, health and law-enforcement systems, will restrict women’s reproductive rights, and will take funds from Planned Parenthood, impacting family planning, sex education and the treatment and prevention of STDs for many young people in our community.

There is much more to come, including doing away with the ETJ and possibly watering down the steep-slope ordinance and other zoning requirements.

Still, the tsunami has left both devastation and a clean slate.

Individuals will view these massive changes from different perspectives, but what’s indisputable is the awesome power of politics to affect every aspect of our lives.

The newly drawn electoral districts may well keep the Republicans in power in our state for years to come. If you’re a Republican, you vote to keep it that way. If you’re a Democrat, you vote to oust the Republicans. If you’re an independent, you vote to keep both parties in check. If you fail to vote, you substantially increase your chances of being a victim of the next tsunami.

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by David Forbes In the end, DJ Kool proved too hot for Bele Chere to handle. Volunteer members of the festival’s board were receptive to bringing in the 53-year-old hip-hop performer, famous for his 1996 hit “Let Me Clear My Throat.” But some city staffers, and a contractor hired by the city, considered the artist too much of a risk to play this year’s Bele Chere, emails obtained

by Xpress reveal. The emails also illuminate a deeper conflict concerning hip-hop acts at the city’s top street festival.

Critics say the concerns reflect outdated prejudices. The lack of hip-hop on the schedule is a long-standing gripe, and this year, fueled by social media, an impromptu movement arose to get a hip-hop act at Bele Chere, coalescing around DJ Kool.

But city staff, not volunteers, select the acts, and the emails detail how, over the course of three months, the programming decisions played out. Sandra Travis, the program director for the city’s festivals, cited concerns about crowd control and cursing. And city events specialist Cristin Corder Lee, who works under Travis, said she thought her boss was planning to consult with the Asheville Police Department.

After requesting the emails June 20 in response to public concerns, Xpress waited a month to get them. The city delivered a single unsearchable, scanned PDF image, with the individual emails in no discernible order.

At least three relevant emails were omitted, though Xpress later obtained them from other sources.

Travis says the risk she referred to was that DJ Kool’s act wouldn’t bring out a large enough crowd. In fact, she maintains, the APD was not consulted, and it was a lack of consensus among festival planners, rather than an aversion to hip-hop, that led to the choice of a different act.

“Questionable acts” On Feb. 28, Emmy Parker, the Bele Chere board’s entertainment chair, emailed city staff and others involved in planning the festival.

“There’s a little movement online (Facebook and Twitter) to bring more hip-hop to Bele Chere,” she wrote. “Folks are specifically clamoring for DJ Kool.” The artist, Parker added, is affordable and “is very safe … extremely well-liked by young and old, black and white.”

Parker is commercial marketing manager at Moog Music.

In her view, “Booking him would let the African-American community (as well as the 18-34 demo) in AVL know that Bele Chere is

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Who’s afraid of hip-hop?: DJ Kool, seen performing in Asheville earlier this year, was considered “too big a risk” by the city staffer in charge of Bele Chere. Critics say the rejection, over the support of many Bele Chere board members, demonstrates outdated prejudices about the genre and its audience. “Get their eyes opened:” Local promoter and blogger Tim Smith, below, has publicly criticized the lack of hip-hop at Bele Chere, the largest street festival in the Southeast.

ABOVE photo by Tim Smith / Below photo by Jonathan Welch

“I find the use of the word ‘risk’ in association with DJ Kool and Doug E. Fresh to be offensive and too thinly veiled for my sensibilities.”

— Bele Chere entertainment chair Emmy Parker

trying to include them. Because, right now, the word on the Internet is that black folks don’t feel included. We should take this opportunity to start to change that perception for the betterment of the festival and the city in general.”

At that point, a Facebook movement to bring in DJ Kool had tallied 103 “likes” and 23 comments.

But in a March 8 email, Bill Clarke, who was brought in as the festival’s production manager, chided Parker, calling DJ Kool and a number of other suggested performers “questionable acts.” He also took a dim view of Parker’s having contacted the artists, noting, “These unofficial conversations can have very negative results both financially and politically.” Clarke is the director of Western Carolina University’s Ramsey Center.

On March 23, Travis pulled DJ Kool from the proposed lineup, writing, “I think [his] performance is too big a risk.”

The same day, Parker replied: “I am going to stand firm by DJ Kool.

It is a mistake not to open this festival up to hip-hop.” She argued: “Frankly, if he isn’t playing profane music, there isn’t a real ‘risk,’ only a perceived one (and it is very dangerous to continue to support perceived fears). Asheville is too progressive of a town to [subscribe] to antiquated and misplaced notions of danger.”

On March 25, Parker noted that she “had a nice convo with DJ Kool last night. It’s worth noting that this man is 53 years old, and he reminded me again last night that his No.1 song does not have curses in it. Again, he plays ’80s old school hip-hop, he doesn’t curse himself and is not into drugs or gangs.”

Parker also offered to arrange a conversation between DJ Kool and Travis.

The results of that conversation were not included in the emails the city released. But in a March 30 email to Parker that Xpress obtained from other sources, Travis wrote, “We had a really good conversation,” and the artist “understood my concerns — both from what his performance would be like AND crowd control.”

Travis continued: “Based on a piece of advice he gave me, I’ve got a few feelers out to see what’s happening in our neighborhoods,” though she didn’t specify what kind of “feelers” she meant.

In an April 12 email to Parker, however, Lee wrote, “I have had multiple conversations with Sandra about DJ Kool after she spoke with him and I believe that she is going to speak with APD about the community temperament, per DJ Kool’s suggestion.” The email was one of the ones the city didn’t release, and DJ Kool denies suggesting that city staff should consult with law enforcement.

Risky business “There are lots of different risks when talking about this,” Travis explained in a subsequent interview. “To us, the biggest risk is putting money from a very limited budget into an act that will not be successful: Either they’re not the right act for a street festival, or they’re not going to draw a crowd that somebody else could draw.”

All Bele Chere performers are required to sign a contract agreeing to refrain from using foul language onstage.

Travis said the concerns about cursing arose after she saw a parental-advisory label on a DJ Kool album featured on his website, though his best-known hit contains no curse words and has become a common sports-arena and party anthem.

“I expressed concerns about the content of his performance, which he understood completely,” Travis reported.

She also said she spoke with DJ Kool about hip-hop in general and the difference between playing a club and a street festival. As for the “feelers,” “It wasn’t talking to the APD: It was more just talking to people,

hoppingmad Online readers on the hip-hop question “Why is there no hip-hip or R&B at Bele Chere?”

That’s the question Asheville resident Tim Smith posed on Twitter and in a July 19 opinion piece on mountainx.com (see “If Asheville is Diverse, Why Isn’t Bele Chere?”).

Smith, who was interviewed by WLOS about the lack of either musical genre at Bele Chere, said: “I was inspired by several people to raise the question to [the] Asheville Parks and Recreation [Department] and the Bele Chere Committee. ... I served on the 2011 Bele Chere music-selection committee. I witnessed and went through the entire selection process. I will admit, some of the submissions for hip-hop were not that great, but that should not be an excuse. ... Many say it’s just plain ol’ racism. Is it that our music is not good enough? Is it that hip-hop and their crowds don’t generate A LOT of money?”

The online responses to Smith’s query were varied.

“Maybe it’s the white girl in me that didn’t consider racism or fear of blacks as the reason for this. After reading your article, I think racism/fear may play a role,” wrote “WNCWhiteChick.”

“Not sure why the racism issue is brought up at all actually,” “ashevillain7” commented. “I would love to see a big-name rap artist come to town. ... I doubt Bele Chere could afford someone of that caliber. I think you should stay on that music committee and keep trying.”

“Everything comes down to numbers — what the public will support and/or tolerate at any point in time — even in Asheville. Make that especially in Asheville,” said “Betty Cloer Wallace.”

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And “Democratic Perversion” said of Smith’s query: “Why are you not complaining about there being a lack of blues players? This is not a black and white issue, and I see no other reason for your article other than creating civil unrest.”

Comments grew more pointed on July 29 after Xpress reporter David Forbes presented the email exchange between Bele Chere Committee members and city staff over hip-hop.

Commenter “Lee” took aim at city staff, particularly Sandra Travis, for their decisions: “It sounds like SHE made the decision to exclude DJ Kool solely on her own, which means, she flat out lied to the Mountain X about why DJ Kool isn’t coming. To make matters worse, her excuse doesn’t even hold up, since almost everyone BUT her was on board. Shady to say the least.

“Which begs the question, why even have a selection committee if in the end all of the booking and decisions go through her?”

“Doug Sahm” piped in, “All this whining because there is no rap act booked for this short, family-friendly festival downtown? You people act as if the city of Asheville has completely outlawed hip-hop from ever being performed within the city limits. Unfortunately, but understandably, the frequency of hip-hop shows in Asheville reflects the demographic make-up of the city (and inexplicably the one-hit wonder, DJ Kool, seems to play here once a month).”

— David Forbes and Margaret Williams

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getting a feel for what they wanted to see. If there’s anything that might impact the festival, regardless of what it is, we need to know.”

A matter of trust DJ Kool, however, tells a somewhat different tale. Asked about the nature of the “risks” Travis discussed with him, the artist said with a laugh, “I guess she thought rival neighborhoods would get together. I didn’t know what to say: I’m 53 years old; the type of music I play is not the type of racy stuff you hear. Because there’s children and seniors out there, I would play old-school hip-hop. None of that music has any language in it.”

City staff, he felt, had totally unjustified fears.

“If you’re that scared, why are you putting on the event?” he wondered. “What, are you going to put a sign up that says no black people between the ages of such-and-such can enter this event? If you’re that doggone scared, why throw an event that’s going to draw that many people? Just stay in your house, lock your door; stay in your closet, lock the closet door.”

The veteran performer also expressed surprise that Travis was contacting him about crowd control rather than his craft as a musician.

“I’m quite sure this is not the first time they’ve had this event; they acted like this was the first time I’ve ever done this,” he reported.

“I told her if she was worried, why didn’t they know what was going on? That’s their business.

I live in Washington, D.C.; I don’t even know

what’s going on here.”

And based on his conversation with Travis, DJ Kool says he was surprised to find out he’d been excluded from the lineup.

“My goodness gracious, this was ridiculous.

I’m probably one of the safest acts out there. I play party stuff: The only thing I’m trying to incite is getting people onto the dance floor.”

Back and forth Meanwhile, some in the city’s Cultural Arts Division, which runs Bele Chere, didn’t think much of DJ Kool’s music.

“I think it’s lame — there’s much better old-skool rap out there,” Cultural Arts Superintendent Diane Ruggiero wrote on March 28 to Frank McGowan, the Parks Department’s superintendent of business services. In a follow-up email the next day, she added, “Isn’t anything way cooler than DJ Kool?”

But Parker wasn’t the artist’s only defender on the Bele Chere board. After Travis’ conversation with him, the hip-hop performer’s name wasn’t brought up again until April, when discussion once again turned to the lineup, with go-go band Mambo Sauce suggested to fill that spot. Parker opposed the idea, saying go-go is relatively unknown outside D.C., and the selection “in no way achieves what we are trying to do, which is let the African-American community know they are welcome at Bele Chere.”

On April 11, Lee said she would prefer DJ Kool and “then would be open to other hiphop/urban acts, depending on the feedback

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from the APD.” Travis replied that she’d prefer Mambo Sauce but “still need some input from outside depts.”

The emails don’t reveal whether the APD gave input on DJ Kool or hip-hop acts in general. “If anyone talked with APD about this, it wasn’t me, and it would have been my place to do so,” Travis said later.

As for “outside departments,” Travis explained: “I just wanted to get a feel for how popular this would be. I’m not on the cutting edge of the music scene, so I talk to a lot of people inside the city and outside and ask: ‘How do you feel about this act? Ever heard of them?’”

Board Chair Steve Busey also supported choosing DJ Kool, particularly if he shared the stage with frequent partner Doug E. Fresh.

“Come on. Ya just don’t get any safer than that, do ya?” he wrote on April 26. “That is safer than De La Soul. If we go further back in hip-hop history, we’ll need to put them on Sunday as our ‘oldies’ band.”

Clarke, however, took issue with having a DJ, saying he preferred Mambo Sauce because they’re a “live band!”

Busey replied: “DJ Kool and Doug E. Fresh are live human beings with a pulse. Their musical tools are different.”

Clarke shot back, “I appreciate your 2 cents and yes [DJ Kool] is a human being with a pulse but still a dj.” Parker also objected to Clarke’s dismissing performers because they were DJs. “Hip-hop, which may or may not feature live instrumentation, is the most popular form of music in the world and has been for the last two decades,” she wrote. “There’s no use in fighting it any longer.”

The next day, praising the recommended lineup (which included DJ Kool) and offering to respond to possible concerns of the APD, Ruggiero, Parks and Recreation Director Roderick Simmons and Mayor Terry Bellamy, Busey, the director of underwriting for WCQS, wrote: “Risk is good. It is through risk that we are rewarded. This [lineup] has been thought through deeply by the committee. I see this as a low and educated risk.”

Parker, in an email to Clarke, wrote: “I find the use of the word ‘risk’ in association with DJ Kool and Doug E. Fresh to be offensive and too thinly veiled for my sensibilities. This free and public festival should represent all of the citizens of this city, not just a select few. A diverse cross section of 18- to 34-year-old residents, and the music they listen to and the artists they are interested in, is not a ‘risk.’ They are Ashevilleans (e.g. taxpayers) and the residents that will be responsible for the future growth of this city.”

In another email not released by the city, Clarke says he doesn’t want to endanger Travis’ position, writing, “The risk I referred to is that which comes with responsibility and having to report to others. There is more at stake than just booking bands that we think will be enjoyed by all and not create additional worries. That risk comes with keeping the big picture in mind, not just one part of a festival this size. Risk is something that will never be replaced by technology, social media or downloads: It is what people in management have to consider, regardless if it

butwhere?

The hunt for hip-hop in Asheville While hip-hop might not have the widespread representation (in Asheville venues) of, say, indie rock or Americana, it can be found. Here’s where to look: Emerald Lounge (112 N. Lexington Ave.) — This is the stage of choice for local hip-hop, including members of GFE and The Ville Boyz, as well as regional acts represented

by Gurp City South and Southeast artists like Slick Pulla from Atlanta.

Hole N Da Wall (44 Market St.) — Calling itself “A casual classculture lounge,” Hole N Da Wall advertises its often surprise shows via social networking and word of mouth. Follow the venue on Twitter (@HoleNdaWall) or Facebook (facebook.com/people/Hole-N-DaWall/100001694066398) to learn about shows like G-Side of Huntsville, Ala.’s Paper Route Gangstaz.

One Stop Bar (55 College St.) — Newly opened in the space formerly occupied by Stella’s, this club has already booked Southeast hip-hop (ArtOfficial from Miami).

The Orange Peel (101 Biltmore Ave.) — Hip-hop figures into this club’s roster on occasion. Nationally touring acts like Ice Cube, Lauryn Hill, Beastie Boys and Michael Franti have played the Peel. Fist Fam, The Ville Boyz, Foulmouth Jerk, TopR and Adam Strange will share a Sept. 17 bill.

The Grey Eagle (185 Clingman Ave.) — While this is not likeliest club to book hip-hop, the Grey Eagle did recently host Dead Prez, so surely more hip-hop bookings aren’t out of the question.

— Alli Marshall relates to a dj or beer sales.”

Although the emails also discuss other aspects of the lineup, no other artist is described as a risk or told to discuss performance-related concerns with city staff.

“No, it did not happen with other artists this year,” Travis reports, and other board members confirm this. “Because the group was divided on whether this was a good fit for the festival or not, I felt it deserved more attention, a little more research.”

In the end, the approved Bele Chere lineup featured Mambo Sauce — and no hip-hop groups.

“For a variety of reasons, I’m going with Mambo Sauce and Stephen Kellogg for the remaining two slots,” Travis wrote on April 29,

“We worked really, really hard this year to broaden the variety, and I’m really proud of our musical lineup.

We’ve gotten a lot of positive feedback.”

— city festivals staffer Sandra Travis

following the discussions among Parker, Busey and Clarke. “I know some of you are going to be happy and some of you are going to be unhappy. Regardless of the decision I made, I knew that would be the end result. But, as the saying goes, that’s why I get the big bucks.”

Travis also praised Parker, saying, “We needed to stretch our boundaries and we most certainly have.”

In July, however, Mambo Sauce pulled out, and the hip-hop group Kids These Days was chosen to replace them, playing the festival on Saturday, July 30.

Despite the board support for DJ Kool, says Travis, “It became clear that the group of people involved in this process couldn’t reach consensus. In the end, I felt Mambo Sauce would be a better fit for the festival and for the time slot.”

After Xpress broke this story online, some artists who did play the festival weighed in.

On July 29, the band Floating Action dedicated the song “To Connect” to DJ Kool. The same night, Juan Holladay, frontman for The Secret B-Sides, declared, after finishing a rap, “They said there wasn’t gonna be any hip-hop at Bele Chere!”

“Times change” This year’s Bele Chere had a $494,000 budget. About $75,000 is allocated for musical entertainment. DJ Kool was apparently willing to play for $2,000 to $3,000 — toward the lower end of the band-fee spectrum.

“I advocated for hip-hop: We need to get that door open. It’s a genre that spans many ages and cultures,” notes Busey. “This is an important genre that could be represented and should be. It’s been around for 30 years: It’s as safe as it’s going to be.”

But city staff make the final call, Busey emphasizes, adding that the process “went how it usually does — there was a very open discussion.” Public safety, he continues, “always has to be a factor in Bele Chere, but to think it’s safer to program to an older audience is crazy.

Times change.”

“There’s a lack of understanding — they don’t know their community,” charges local blogger and promoter Tim Smith, a vocal critic of Bele Chere’s lack of hip-hop. “This is the No. 1 genre of music in the United States: How can you deny that in the biggest street festival in the Southeast? I think it’s a fear of the unknown, but it’s just ignorance. Not once has there been a big riot of black people at Bele Chere; this is unwarranted. Why aren’t we ‘checking in the neighborhoods’ about the bluegrass or electronica bands that are playing?”

Those concerns prompted Smith to get involved in helping choose this year’s Bele Chere bands.

“I wanted to be a part of the process,” he explains. “I wanted to see how it is, what was offered, and to give my perspective about the music that I enjoy and thousands of others do as well.”

When the city first released this year’s Bele Chere lineup back in May, Smith said he was disappointed but “not surprised. I don’t think hip-hop has been represented at Bele Chere ever.”

Smith took his argument to the media, including a July 7 appearance on WLOS and an opinion blog for Xpress.

Simmons, the city’s Parks and Recreation director, told WLOS that the hip-hop groups that applied to Bele Chere “just didn’t make the final cut.”

But if those acts weren’t up to par, argues Smith, the city should have made an effort to recruit groups that would measure up, as it did with other genres. “I just want the lineup to be more diverse,” he notes. “I want the closeminded people to get their eyes opened.”

Indeed, after designating DJ Kool a risk, Travis’ March 23 email asked for a “good mix [of genres] for each day,” specifying the need for country and blues performers “to think about as we fill any open slots.”

Still, Travis says she was disappointed by the criticism over the lack of hip-hop.

“We worked really, really hard this year to broaden the variety, and I’m really proud of our musical lineup. We’ve gotten a lot of positive feedback: It’s really difficult to include everything in the time period we have with the budget we have.”

Busey, however, feels Bele Chere must change if it’s to survive.

“We have to start programming the festival toward a youth audience,” he maintains.

“Otherwise it becomes old, unless you’re bringing another generation into this.” But Busey also concedes that this year’s lineup was an improvement, observing, “I view it as little victories.”

Parker, too, sees some progress.

“Asheville is a very progressive and openminded city that supports all manner of arts and music,” she wrote in an email to Xpress.

“I pushed as hard as I could for real change to the lineup, so more Ashevilleans would find interest in Bele Chere and so Bele Chere would better reflect the diversity of our town. We were successful at pushing through stronger, more relevant headliners and getting more local bands in significant spots on the lineup. Though we weren’t successful with everything, this is a small step in the right direction, and hopefully one day soon we’ll see actual change.” X David Forbes can be reached at 251-1333, ext.

137, or at dforbes@mountainx.com.

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Commissioners approve Enka High solar panels aug. 2 meeting a2010-11 tax collections on track aCarolina Ready Mix property rezoned

by Christopher George Amid a tight economy, the Buncombe County commissioners are looking on the bright side.

At their Aug. 2 meeting, they unanimously approved installing solar panels on Enka High School’s roof, with an eye toward saving both energy and money. The county is reviewing proposals from various developers, and installation is expected to begin next month.

In a complex transaction, the board of education will lease the roof to a solar developer, who will install and maintain both photovoltaic and solar water-heating systems at no cost to the county. In exchange, the developer collects the federal and state tax credits and gets to sell the energy produced by the system to Progress Energy. (See “Up on the Roof,” March 9 Xpress). The county first had to determine that the roof space wouldn’t be needed for any other purpose during the lease period (which is expected to be 20 years).

“That electricity will not be directly used at Enka High School,” Tim Fierle, director of facilities for the Buncombe County Schools, explained. The school will use the hot water produced by the solar-thermal system, and the developer will be able to claim a credit from Progress Energy for the electricity it would otherwise have taken to heat the water.

In addition to the lease payments, the Buncombe County Schools will benefit from the option to buy lower-cost hot water from the developer.

The school board, noted Fierle, “has directed staff to find ways to save operating costs. ...

This is one initiative of many that we’re looking at.”

In six years, the school system would also have the option of buying the system outright.

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“After that time, Buncombe County Schools would receive all those benefits of electricpower production [credits] that have already been pre-negotiated ... and receive the full benefit of the solar-thermal output,” continued Fierle.

Board of Commissioners Chair David Gantt applauded the plan, saying, “I salute you.

Smart, smart program: It costs nothing, you get a benefit, it’s a triple win.”

A taxing situation The commissioners also heard an annual report from Tax Director Gary Roberts. As of June 30, he said, the county had collected 98.67 percent of the roughly $153 million in total taxes due for the 2010-11 fiscal year ($143.3 million in regular property taxes, and $7.6 million in vehicle taxes). An additional $400,000 taken in since then leaves some $1.6 million still outstanding.

The percentage of taxes collected is close to the county’s average going back to 2004, noted Roberts, and it’s 1.5 percent higher than the state average. Buncombe County draws up its annual budget based on a 98.25 percent collection rate.

A key difference this year, he said, is that the county has “more payment plans than we’ve probably ever had” to accommodate the larger percentage of county residents facing bankruptcies, foreclosures and unemployment.

After hearing the report, the commissioners voted 5-0 to approve the start of collections for the current fiscal year. Roberts said his office plans to start mailing out this year’s propertytax bills the week of Aug. 8.

Set in concrete In other business, the commissioners unanimously: • approved a request by Richard Kubica of Carolina Ready Mix to rezone its 5.2 acre parcel on Old U.S. 70 from R-3 (residential district) to NS (neighborhood service district). The property’s current use did not conform to its zoning designation. Seven of the property’s neighbors had previously presented a letter to the county Planning Board opposing the rezoning, citing concerns about noise and dust produced by the company, whose products include formedconcrete walls. But the Planning Board had nonetheless recommended the change, and at the commissioners’ meeting, no member of the public spoke either for or against the rezoning.

• approved a $1.67 plan to pave about 2.6 miles of unpaved secondary roads.

• reappointed Capi Wampler and Joseph Carvey to the Historic Resources Commission and Ron Morin to the Tourism Development Authority. X Christopher George can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 140, or at cgeorge@mountainx.com.

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your guide to community events, classes, concerts & galleries

calendar categories community events & workshops / social & shared-interest groups / government & politics / seniors & retirees / animals / technology / business & careers / volunteering / health programs / support groups / helplines / sports groups & activities / kids / spirituality / arts / spoken & written word / festivals & gatherings / music / theater / comedy / film / dance / auditions & call to artists Calendar for August 10 - 18, 2011 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code.

Day-by-day calendar is online Want to find out everything that’s happening today — or tomorrow, or any day of the week? Go to www.mountainx. com/events.

Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops Attention Young People 17-30 • Weekend Gathering • August 18-21 (pd.) Come connect, share, and learn from each other around the fire during Ritaka: Embracing Our Vision, Raising Our Voices for Our World, sponsored by the Sacred Fire

Community. • Learn from a African shaman and a primitive skills expert. • All meals and camping included, $100. • Contact: Ritaka2011@gmail. com www.sacredfirecommunity.org/ritaka Water Fitness Instructor Certification Course (pd.) At the YWCA, 185 S. French Broad Ave., on Saturday, September 24. Register by September 3. Info: www.uswfa. org or 516-732-9908.

Asheville Salon Series • 3rd TUESDAYS, 6:30-8pm - This monthly series, sponsored by the organizers of TEDxAsheville asks, “What is Asheville’s future and how can we shape it?” Each salon covers a different topic and opens with a live performance and two TED talk videos. Info: www. tedxasheville.com.

AshevilleConnects • TH (8/11), 9:30-11:30am - AshevilleConnects, a local initiative to strengthen the com-

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Due to the abundance of great things to do in our area, we only have the space in print to focus on timely events. Our print calendar now covers an eight-day range. For a complete directory of all Community Calendar groups and upcoming events, please visit www.mountainx.com/events..

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Please limit your submission to 40 words or less.

Questions? Call (828) 251-1333, ext. 365.

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Questions? Call our Classified Department at (828) 251-1333, ext. 335.

munity, will meet at 34 Wall St. Info: 231-5565.

Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and held at 59 Woodfin Pl., unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: grace.young@buncombecounty.org or 250-4265.

• WE (8/17), 9am-3:30pm - A trip to the Greenville Zoo will depart from Buncombe County Parks, Greenways and Recreation. $32 includes zoo admission and transportation.

Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road.

Info: 693-4178 or www.nps. gov/carl.

• TUESDAYS through SUNDAYS - A demonstration of Mrs. Sandburg’s dairy operation and cheese-making techniques will be offered Tuesday through Friday at 2:15pm and Saturday and Sunday at 3:15pm, through August 13.

Events at A-B Tech • JUNE through AUGUST - A series of classes and summer camps for children, teens and adults will be offered through Destination Exploration, including a visiting artist series.

Camps in art, computers, drama and culinary arts are open to children ages 8 to 18.

Adults may take workshops in humanities, languages, music, practical skills and other subjects. The Visiting Artist Summer Series will feature three-day workshops on photography, drama and art. Info: www.abtech.edu.

Freeskool Events & Classes A teaching and learning network by and for the community. All classes are free. Info: http:// tinyurl.com/6j3nxw9.

• TH (8/11), 6-7pm - “City Goats 101” will feature live pygmy goats. Held at 75 Covington St. • MO (8/15), 6-8pm “Fermentation Extravaganza” will be held at 40 Congress St. Bring vegetables, rice, crock or jar.

Neighborhood Energy Saver Kickoff • SA (8/13), 11:30am-1pm - The Neighborhood Energy Saver program will host a kickoff event for the Emma Neighborhood at the Emma Elementary School, 37 Brickyard Road in Asheville,

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with food and children’s activities. Free. Info: 232-4272.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Asheville Toastmasters • THURSDAYS, 6:15-7:30pm - If you’ve been thinking about improving your communication skills, Asheville Toastmasters is for you. Newcomers welcome; no pressure to speak. Held at Denny’s, 1 Regent Park Blvd.

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Butterfly Identification Workshop • SA (8/13), 10am-noon - A hands-on workshop to identify butterflies will be held at The Compleat Naturalist, 2 Brook St. in Biltmore Village. Registration required, $10. Info: www. compleatnaturalist.com or 274-5430.

Classic Car Show • SA (8/13), 6-9pm - A sock hop and classic car show will be held in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 233-3216.

CLOSER Looking for gay folks in your age group? CLOSER is Asheville’s oldest LGBT social club serving all boomers and seniors, providing entertainment, education and fellowship.

Info: 776-0109.

• TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets in the library of All Souls Cathedral on All Souls Crescent in Asheville.

Courthouse Tours • WEDNESDAYS through (10/6), 2pm - Historic courthouse tours will depart from 200 North Grove St., Hendersonville. Free. Info: 694-5003.

Events at New Creation ICCC New Creation International Christian Community Church is located at 33 Grace Way, Fletcher. Info: 582-6968 or www.newcreationnc.org.

• 3rd MONDAYS, 6:30-8:30pm - “At the Table” discussion group is aimed at building bridges within the community. Share a meal (provided), thoughts and opinions while making new friends.

Events at Wall Street Coffee House • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Game night will be held at 62 Wall St. in downtown Asheville. All are welcome to enjoy old-fashioned fun. New games are played each week. Info: http://on.fb. me/e4GpE8.

NIRS Camp • TH (8/18) through MO (8/22) - Nuclear Information and Resource Service will hold an action camp for nuclear activists. Info, times and location: www.reclaimpowersoutheast. org.

Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute (PARI) Info: 966-4097 or www.pari. edu.

• FR (8/12), 7pm - “Health and Hazards During Human Spaceflight: a Physician’s Perspective” will feature Dr. David F. Ward, former NASA flight surgeon. A tour will proceed the presentation. $20/$15 seniors and military/$10 children under 14.

Vance Birthplace State Historic Site Located at 911 Reems Creek Road, Weaverville. Info: 6456706.

• SA (8/13), 3pm - The United Daughters of the Confederacy will present “North Carolina Secedes” at the Veteran’s Restoration Quarters, 1329 Tunnel Road in Asheville.

• SA (8/13), 11:30am & 2:30pm - A presentation about Vance’s role as governor during the Civil War.

Seniors & Retirees 60+ Exercise Smarter (pd.) Learn better ways to exercise. Make every movement lighter, freer, easier. Personal attention, small, focused class. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 12:00pm. $15 or 10 for $130. 117 Furman. 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Fun Bunch for Singles • This social club for 50+ singles in the WNC area meets six to seven times each month for activities like dining out, day trips, movies and more. $15 per month. Info: www.meetup. com/FunBunch4Singles, Fun4Singles@aol.com or 699-8180.

Nominations for Asheville Living Treasures • Through MO (8/15) - Nominations for Asheville Living Treasures, an award for seniors ages 70 and older, will be accepted through August 15.

This award will honor seniors who have devoted their lives to improving the community. Info: www.ashevillelivingtreasures. com or 505-7259.

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• 2nd THURSDAYS and 4th MONDAYS, noon-2pm - A potluck for seniors will be held at the Barnardsville Fire Department, 100 Dillingham Road. Info and transportation: 626-3438.

Animals Asheville Humane Society’s Yappy Hour Proceeds support Asheville Humane Society. Info: 2363885 or www.ashevillehumane. org.

• TH (8/11), 6-8pm - Dogs and their owners are invited to enjoy refreshments. Held at Pack Square Park, Asheville. $10/$5 children.

Brother Wolf Animal Rescue A no-kill organization. Info: 8089435 or www.bwar.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm - Bring home your new furry best friend and meet dozens of cats and kittens looking for new homes at this weekly cat adoption event. Held at PetSmart, 150 Bleachery Blvd. in Asheville.

• SATURDAYS, noon-4pm - A pet adoption event for dogs and cats will be held at PetSmart, 150 Bleachery Blvd. in Asheville. Info: 505-3440.

Community Partnership for Pets This nonprofit’s primary goal is to provide affordable spay/neuter services to communities in/around Henderson County.

Info: 693-5172 or www.communitypartnershipforpets.org.

• 4th SATURDAYS, 10am2pm - Vouchers for free and low-cost spay/neuter services will be available to Henderson County residents at Tractor Supply Company, 115 Four Seasons Blvd. in Hendersonville.

Business Corporate Wellness Programs (pd.) Affordable. Uniquely designed to employee needs.

Increase productivity and worker satisfaction. Reduce time away from work and insurance costs. Pilates, Human Ergonomics, Running and Walking programs. (828) 2253786. FormFitnessFunction. com Arts2People Artist Resource Center Offering business management workshops for artists at 39 D S. Market St., downtown Asheville.

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noted, are $35. Info and registration: www.arts2people.org or info@arts2people.org.

• The Arts2People Artist Resource Center seeks instructors with business management skills. Classes are geared towards creative professionals.

Info: info@arts2people.org or www.ashevillearc.com.

Straight Talk: What the VIX? • WE (8/10), 9:15-10:15pm - Join a discussion about the VIX and how it impacts investment portfolios. The event will examine current market volatility relative to historical levels and how this impacts investment decisions. Held at Galileo Planning, Suite 260 in the Grove Arcade. Free. Info: www.galileoplanning.com.

Technology Free Computer Classes Classes are held at Charlotte Street Computers, 252 Charlotte St. To register: classes@charlottestreetcomputers.com.

• MONDAYS, 12:15pm - Mac OSX Basics.

• TUESDAYS, 12:15pm iPhoto Basics.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:15pm - iPad Basics.

• THURSDAYS & FRIDAYS, 12:15pm - Advanced/paid classes (see website for schedule).

• SATURDAYS, 12:15pm - Protecting Your PC.

Volunteering Big Brothers Big Sisters of WNC Located at 50 S. French Broad Ave., Room 213, in the United Way building. The organization matches children from singleparent homes with adult mentors. Info: www.bbbswnc.org or 253-1470.

• Big Brothers Big Sisters is currently seeking adult mentors for bi-monthly outings. Activities are free or low-cost. Volunteers are also needed to mentor 1 hr./ wk. in schools and after-school programs.

• TH (8/18), noon - Information session.

Hands On Asheville-Buncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www.handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the website to sign up for a project.

• SA (8/27), 9am-noon - In the Garden: Help prepare the

Emma Community Garden for planting and harvest. Much of the harvest will eventually be distributed to the community through the food pantry.

• SA (8/13), 10am-1pm & TU (8/16), 4-6pm - Fair-Trade Stock-Up: Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries.

• WE (8/17) - 6-8pm - Cookie Night: Help bake cookies for hospice patients at CarePartners’ John Keever Solace Center, 68 Sweeten Creek Road. Supplies provided.

Helpmate Provides services to victims of domestic violence and their families in Buncombe County.

Info: 254-2968.

• Seeking volunteers to help with hotline advocacy (bilinguals needed), reception assistance, childcare, building/grounds work and fundraising. People of color are encouraged to volunteer. Training required. Info: 254-2968, ext. 12 or cprice@ helpmateonline.org.

Living Healthy Leader Training • TH (8/18) through TU (8/23), 9am-4pm - This evidencebased program was developed

by Stanford University to facilitate behavior change among those living with chronic conditions. Training is held in Asheville. Info and registration: 251-7438 or rebecca@landofsky.org.

March of Dimes The mission of March of Dimes is to improve the health of babies by preventing birth defects, premature birth and infant mortality.

• Through FR (9/30) - Volunteers needed for the Signature Chefs Gala and Auction. Bi-monthly meetings and online discussions will be held to coordinate planning.

Info and meeting dates: Trey@ QueDox.com or 670-8283.

Pisgah Center for Wildlife Located in Pisgah National Forest, 10 miles from Brevard off of US Highway 276 N. Programs are free, but registration is required. Info: 877-4423 or www.ncwildlife.org.

• Through WE (11/30) - Volunteers are needed to answer phones, help with the gift shop and answer visitor questions.

• Through FR (9/30) - Fly fishing volunteers are needed for one to three hours of instruction.

RiverLink’s Volunteer Opportunities RiverLink is a regional nonprofit organization working to revitalize the French Broad River watershed. Internship positions are available, as well as many volunteer opportunities. Info: 252-8474, ext. 11, volunteer@ riverlink.org or www.riverlink. org.

• Through FR (8/12) Volunteers needed for RiverFest.

Eco ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W., in Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc. org.

• TH (8/18), 4-6pm - Open house.

WNC Green Building Council • TH (8/18), 7pm - “WNC Green Building Council’s Neighbor Saves” program will train participants to save energy, money and improve comfort.

Held at Unitarian Universalist Church, 1 Edwin Place. Free.

Info: firepeople@main.n.c.us.

Gardening Ikenobo Ikebana Society The Blue Ridge Chapter of Ikenobo Ikebana Society (Japanese Flower Arranging) is a nonprofit organization that meets monthly at St. John’s in the Wilderness Parish House (Rt. #225 South and Rutledge Road) in Flat Rock. Yearly membership is available. Info: 696-4103.

• TH (8/18), 10am - Monthly meeting. The program will feature a demonstration of Shoka Sanshuike, a shoka arrangement with three materials, along with a plant sale. Guests are welcome.

Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 2361282 or www.buyappalachian. org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 8-11am - Stecoah Tailgate Market, 121 Schoolhouse Road, Robbinsville. —- 8am-noon Transylvania Tailgate Market, on the corner of Johnson and Jordan Streets in downtown Brevard. —- 2-6pm - Asheville City Market - South, Biltmore Town Square Blvd. —- 26pm - Montford Farmers Market, Asheville Chamber of

Commerce parking lot. —- 26:30pm - Wednesday Coop Market, 76 Biltmore Ave. —2:30-6:30pm - Weaverville Tailgate Market, behind the yellow community center on Weaverville Highway.

• THURSDAYS, 10am-2pm - Mission Hospital Tailgate Market, at the back entrance of Mission Hospital’s Heart Center on the Memorial Campus.

—- 3-6pm - Flat Rock Tailgate Market, in the parking area behind Cherry Cottage and next to Hubba Hubba Smoke House along Little Rainbow Row. • FRIDAYS, 4-7pm - Riceville Tailgate Market, Groce United Methodist Church’s parking lot, at the corner of Beverly Road and Tunnel Road.

• SATURDAYS, 8am-noon - Transylvania Tailgate Market, on the corner of Johnson and Jordan Streets in downtown Brevard. —9am-noon - Big Ivy Tailgate Market, in the parking lot of the old Barnardsville fire station, across from the post office on Highway 197. —- 9am-noon - Black Mountain Tailgate Market, 130 Montreat Road.

—- 8am-noon - North Asheville Tailgate Market, at UNCA (take W.T. Weaver Boulvard and follow signs).

—- 8am-1pm - Asheville City Market, in the parking lot of the Public Works Building, 161 S. Charlotte Street. —- 9am-1pm - Madison County Farmers and Artisans Market, at the corner of Highway 213 and Park Street.

• SUNDAYS, 11am-3pm - Greenlife Sunday Market, at the Greenlife Grocery parking lot. —- noon-4pm - Marshall Farmers Market, on the island in downtown Marshall.

• TUESDAYS, 3:30-6:30pm - West Asheville Tailgate Market, 718 Haywood Road, in the parking area between Grace Baptist Church and Sun Trust Bank.

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Blue Ridge Parkway Ranger Programs Free and open to the public.

• FR (8/12) - An easy-tomoderate wildflower walk to the summit of Fryingpan Mountain to learn about the history of Fryingpan Tower and the life of a fire lookout. The two-mile hike will start at a gated pull-off approximately one mile south of the Pisgah Inn at MP 409.

Hikers should bring water and sunscreen, wear hiking shoes and be prepared for inclement weather. Info: 298-5330.

ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W., in Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc. org.

• SA (8/13), 8am - ECO and the Henderson County Bird Club will host a guided bird walk.

Held at Jackson Park, 801 Glover St., Hendersonville.

Lake James State Park N.C. Highway 126. Info: 5847728.

• SA (8/13), 10am - “Bear in Mind,” a program about black bears, will be presented by park ranger Nora Coffey at the Catawba River Area office.

—- 1pm - “Turtle Tales” will discuss different turtles that can be found in the Lake James area. Meet at the Paddy’s Creek Area office.

• SU (8/14), 9am - A leisurely paddle along the shores of Lake James. Bring water and wear appropriate clothing and footwear. Life jackets and canoes provided. Meet at the Paddy’s Creek Area office.

Pisgah Center for Wildlife Located in Pisgah National Forest, 10 miles from Brevard off of US Highway 276 N. Programs are free, but registration is required. Info: 877-4423 or www.ncwildlife.org.

• SA (8/13), 9am-noon - “Gone Fishin’” will meet at the High Falls Parking Area in DuPont State Recreational Forest. A ride to the lake and all equipment will be provided.

Open to ages four and older.

Sports Groups & Activities Transform Your Form (pd.) Run with a lightness and ease you’ve never known!

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Asheville Sailing Club The annual fee is $30. Info: 254-6877.

• 2nd SATURDAYS - The public is invited to attend bi-monthly regattas, held at Lake Julian County Park in Skyland. Sailors of all levels are welcome to join the club.

Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration is required unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• MONDAYS, 10:30-11:30am & FRIDAYS, 10-11am - Low impact aerobics class. $6.

Registration not required.

• MONDAYS, 5:30-7pm - “Flow and Let Go” yoga class. $10. Registration not required.

Jus’ Running Weekly coach-led runs. Meet at 523 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted. Info: www. jusrunning.com.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Five-mile group run, 10-11 minutes per mile.

•TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Run from the store to the UNCA track for a maggot track workout. There will also be a post-workout get together at a local restaurant.

•WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Eight-mile group run.

•THURSDAYS, 6pm - Onehour run from the Rice Pinnacle parking lot at Bent Creek. Easy, moderate and fast levels.

Pickleball • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Pickleball is like playing ping pong on a tennis court. Groups meet weekly at Stephens-Lee Recreation Center, 30 G.W. Carver St. in Asheville. For all ages/levels. $1 per session. Info: 350-2058 or stephenslee@ashevillenc.gov.

Step Aerobics Class • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Enhance cardio, strength and flexibility at this step aerobics, weights and stretch class. Meets at Stephens-Lee Recreation Center, 30 G.W. Carver St. in Asheville. Open to all levels.

Free. Info: 350-2058 or stephenslee@ashevillenc.gov.

Trail Run 10K • SA (8/13), 9am - Daniel Boone 10k Trail Run Scramble will take place at Camp Daniel Boone, 3647 Little East Fork Road, Canton. Sponsored by Jus’ Running. Registration begins at 7:30am. $30/$25 in advance. Info: bb.lawrence@ scouting.org or 582-6955.

The Little Gym (pd.) Free open house on Friday, Aug. 19 from 6-8 pm, including games, refreshments and door prizes. Located at 1000 Brevard Rd. Call 828667-9588 or www.tlgashevillenc.com for details.

Blue Ridge Parkway Ranger Programs Free and open to the public.

• TH (8/11), 7pm - Join rangers at the Parkway Visitor Center, MP 384 in Asheville, to learn about threatened and endangered species and participate in a scavenger hunt. Free, but registration required. Info and registration: 298-5330.

Events at City Lights City Lights Bookstore is located at 3 E. Jackson St. in downtown Sylva. Info: 586-9499 or more@citylightsnc.com.

• 3rd MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Family game night will feature cornhole, washers and brain teasers.

Hands On! This children’s museum is located at 318 North Main St., Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.Sat., 10am-5pm. Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org.

• TH (8/18), 2-4pm - Coffee filter tie-dye art workshop.

Free with admission and for members.

Smith-McDowell House Museum Period rooms grace this antebellum house on the campus of A-B Tech Community College, 283 Victoria Road, Asheville.

Info: 253-9231 or education@ wnchistory.org.

• SA (8/13), 10:30am-1:30pm - Games, puzzles, lunch and crafting will celebrate back to school season. Adult supervision required for children under nine years old. $10.

Reservations required.

The Hop Ice cream, concerts and community events. 640 Merriman Ave., Suite 103, unless otherwise noted. Search “The Hop Cafe” on Facebook or 254-2224.

• TU (8/16), 6:30-7:30pm - Secret Agent 23 Skidoo.

Youth Open Mic Night • 1st & 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Children and teens are invited to perform music, recite poetry or present other arts at Wall Street Coffee House, 62 Wall St. in downtown Asheville. Get creative and come show off your talent.

Info: http://on.fb.me/e4GpE8 or wallstreetcoffeehouse@ gmail.com.

Spirituality A National Kirtan Artist Comes To Asheville

(pd.) An intimate evening with Girish and Friends. Recording artist and sacred musician, Girish plays sweet melodies and deep devotional and heart opening music. • Saturday, August 20, 8pm. • $15 advance, $20 door. • Studio 11, 11 Richland Street. http://westashevilleyoga.com/events/ An Afternoon With Aurora (pd.) Join Aurora Foxx for a private concert featuring channeled improvisational classical solo piano at 3pm, Sunday, August 21, Weaverville. • Prepare to be peaceful, uplifted, inspired, invigorated, amazed.

• $10. Member of International Sound Therapy Association.

RSVP/directions: (828) 6583362.

Asheville Center for Transcendental Meditation (“TM”) (pd.) Discover why TM is the world’s most effective and scientifically validated meditation technique. Clinically proven to boost brain function and reduce anxiety, depression, addiction, and ADHD. Allows you to effortlessly transcend the busy, agitated mind to experience inner peace and unbounded awareness. • Free Introductory Class: Thursday, 6:30pm, 165 E. Chestnut • Topics: How meditation techniques differ • Meditation and brain research • What is enlightenment? (828) 254-4350. www.

MeditationAsheville.org Asheville Meditation Group (pd.) Practice meditation in a supportive group environment.

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freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19) Dr. Larry Dossey thinks we shouldn’t just automatically dismiss the voices that speak to us in the privacy of our own heads. Some of them may actually have wise counsel, or at least interesting evidence about the state of our inner world. Besides, says Dossey, “it is vital for our mental health to keep the channels open, because when the voices of the gods are shut out, the devils often take up residence.” This would be good advice for you to observe in the coming days, Aries. Don’t let the nagging, blustering, or unhinged murmurs in your head drown out the still, small voice of lucid intuition. (Dossey’s book is The Extraordinary Healing Power of Ordinary Things: Fourteen Natural Steps.)

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) What are you going to do to attract or induce the phenomena I name in the list below? At least three of them could come your way in the days ahead: 1. a “limitation” that leads to more freedom; 2. an imaginative surrender that empowers you to make a seemingly impossible breakthrough; 3. a healthy shock to the system that tenderizes your emotions; 4. a tough task that clarifies and fine-tunes your ambition; 5. a seemingly lost chance that leads to a fresh promise through the vigorous intervention of your creative willpower.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

Weaver worked on creating a scale model of San Francisco using toothpicks. Meanwhile, Eric Miklos, of New Brunswick, Canada, was assembling a 40-foot-long chain of bottle caps. And in 2006, a team of artists constructed a 67-foot-tall gingerbread house, the world’s largest, inside the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota.

These are not the kinds of stupendous feats I advise you to get started on in the coming weeks, Leo. The astrological omens suggest that you’ll attract blessings into your life if you launch deeply meaningful masterpieces, not trivial or silly ones.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes loves life’s natural rhythms just as they are. She says we can avoid a lot of suffering if we understand how those rhythms work. “The cycles are birth, light, and energy, and then depletion, decline, and death,” she told Radiance magazine. In other words, everything thrives and fades, thrives and fades. After each phase of dissipation, new vitality incubates and blooms again. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Virgo, you are currently going through a period of dwindling and dismantling. The light is dimmer than usual, and the juice is sparser. But already, in the secret depths, a new dispensation is stirring.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Thirteen will be your lucky number for the foreseeable future. In fact, a host of things for which the average person has an irrational aversion could be helpful to you. For that matter, influences that you yourself may have considered in the past to be unsympathetic or uncongenial could very well be on your side, and may even conspire to enlighten and delight you. At least temporarily, I urge you to shed your superstitions, suspend your iffy biases, and dismiss your outworn fears.

Where do you want to be at this time next year?

What do you want to be doing? I encourage you to fantasize and scheme about these questions, and be alert for clues about possible prospects.

Here’s my reasoning, Libra: Some foreshadowings of your future life may soon float into view, including a far-off whisper or a glimpse of the horizon that will awaken some of your dormant yearnings. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that these visions must be acted upon instantly.

Instead, ruminate leisurely on them, regarding them as the early hints of potential long-range developments.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Anne Cushman wrote a book called Enlightenment for Idiots. It wasn’t a how-to book, but rather a novel about a spiritual truth-seeker wandering through India. As far as I know, no one has written an actual instructional manual with the theme she named in her title. If anyone could do it, though, it would be you right now.

Lately, you’ve been getting smarter by doing the most ordinary things. You’ve been drawing lifeenhancing lessons from events that others might regard as inconsequential or unsophisticated. I suspect that this trend will continue in the coming days. Through the power of simplicity and directness, you will succeed at tasks that might have defeated you if you had allowed yourself to get lost in complicated theories and overlythought-out approaches. Congrats!

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) For 34 years, a diligent Californian named Scott

Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that you can’t get The Most Beautiful Thing. It’s out of reach forever. You simply don’t have the connections or wherewithal to bring it into your life. Could you accept that disappointment with a full heart, and move on? Would you be able to forgive life for not providing you with your number one

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heart’s desire, and then make your way into the future with no hard feelings? If so, Scorpio, I bet you would be well-primed to cultivate a relationship with The Second Most Beautiful Thing.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) What images would be most helpful for you to fill your imagination up with? What scenes would heal and activate your subconscious mind, inspiring you in just the right ways? I invite you to make a list of at least five of these, and then visualize them often in the coming days. Here are a few possibilities to get you warmed up: peach trees filled with ripe fruit; the planet Jupiter as seen through a powerful telescope; a magnificent suspension bridge at dawn or dusk; a large chorus animatedly singing a song you love; the blissful face of a person you love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Scientists have proved beyond a doubt that heavenly bodies cannot possibly exert forces that affect events on earth, right? Well, no, actually, according to research reported in the December 24, 2009 edition of the science journal Nature. It turns out that the gravitational tug of the sun and moon sends significant tremors through California’s San Andreas Fault, and could potentially trigger full-blown earthquakes. Speaking as a poet, not a scientist, I speculate that those two luminaries, the sun and moon, may also generate a lurching but medicinal effect on you sometime soon. Are you ready for a healing jolt? It will relieve the tension that has been building up between two of your “tectonic plates.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “Follow your dreams,” read the headline on some random blog I stumbled upon, “except for the one in which you’re giving a speech in your underwear.” In the comments section, someone named “Mystic Fool” had posted a dissenting view: “I would much rather have a dream of giving a speech in my underwear than of being naked and drunk and inarticulate at a cocktail party, trying to hide behind the furniture.”

Mystic Fool’s attitude would serve you well in the coming week, Aquarius. Expressing yourself in a public way, even if you don’t feel fully prepared, will actually be a pretty good course of action — especially as compared to keeping silent and hiding.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Some substances that seem to be rock solid are in fact fluids that move verrrryyy slowly. Bitumen is one example. It’s a form of petroleum also known as pitch. In a famous experiment, an Australian researcher set up an apparatus that allowed a blob of pitch to gradually drip into a container below it. Since the experiment began in 1927, eight drops have fallen. I like to think you’re engaged in a similar long-term process, Pisces. And from what I can tell, a new drop is about to drip.

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Awareness Group • This Saturday (pd.) Come relax and be inspired with Crystal and Tibetan Bowl Sound Healing, Breathwork and Guided Meditation. Facilitated by Isa Soler, LMHC, LPC, C.Ht. • Saturday, August 13, 4pm5:30pm, Lighten Up Yoga. • 60 Biltmore Avenue, Asheville.

Donations accepted. isa@ awaretherapy.com Compassionate Communication (pd.) Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Great for couples! Group uses model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book “Non-violent Communication, A Language of Life.” Free.

Info: 299-0538 or www. ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th Thursdays, 5:00-6:15— Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners.

Free Women’s Spirituality and Expressive Arts Workshop (pd.) Sunday, August 28, 3pm5pm. Cultivate soul in creative community in a safe, supportive space. • For artists/non-artists.

• All materials provided. • Discounts on future workshops. Downtown Asheville.

• Registration/information: bloomconsultingandeducation@gmail.com Mindfulness Meditation Class (pd.) Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence.

With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz. com.

• MONDAYS, 7-8pm Meditation class with lesson and discussion of contemporary Zen living. Held at the Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Road (off Merrimon Avenue).

Donations encouraged. 26 Weeks - $156 Open Heart Meditation (pd.) Learn easy, wonderful practices that opens your life to the beauty within and connects you to your heart. • Free. 7pm, Tuesdays. 645-5950 or 2960017. http://www.heartsanctuary.org An evening with Shohaku Okumura Roshi • TH (8/18), 7-8:45pm - Okumura Roshi will discuss his latest commentary on Zen Master Dogen, from his book Realizing Genjokoan. Held at Malaprop’s, 55 Haywood St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 2546734 or www.malaprops.com.

Asheville Community Yoga Center Located at 8 Brookdale Road.

Info: ashevillecommunityyoga. com.

• FR (8/12), 8-10pm - Kirtan with Lunamela will feature

singing, chanting and dancing. $20-$15 love offering.

Awakening Practices Group • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Awakening Practices Group will meet at Insight Counseling, 25 Orange St. Info: Trey@QueDox.com.

Daoist Meditation • TUESDAYS, 6-7:30pm & SUNDAYS, 9-10:30am - Four Winds Daoist Center in Whittier will offer meditation followed by discussion. Info and directions: 788-6730 or fourwindsdaoism@yahoo.com.

Energy Health Workshops • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Learn to work with your guardian angels and spirit guides to transmute energetic blockages, trapped emotions, psychic traumas and past life issues. Classes held in Weaverville. $24. Info and directions: 337-1852.

First Congregational United Church of Christ • SU (8/14), 9:15am - Dr. Jill Bierwirth will discuss the history of the United Church of Christ at the First Congregational United Church of Christ, Fifth Avenue W. and White Pine Drive, Hendersonville. Info: www.fcchendersonville.org or 692-8630.

Integral Vision • 2nd THURSDAYS, 7:30-9:30pm - Meditation, reading and a discussion of Ken Wilber’s Principles of Evolutionary Culture. Held at Network Family Chiropractic, 218 E. Chestnut St. Info: fred. miercort@gmail.com.

Kundalini Tantra • MONDAYS, 7-8:45pm - The principles and practice of Kundalini Tantra with Madhyanandi. Info and directions: madhyanandi@gmail. com.

Meditation in the Park from The People’s Ashram • SUNDAYS, 8-10am - Bring a mat or zabuton and stay for 20 minutes or two hours. Held at French Broad River Park, 508 Riverview Drive. Info: madhyanandi@gmail.com.

Mountain Zen Practice Center • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Explore the “how” of moment by moment peace, joy and freedom through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Meditation and group discussion. Info and location: www.mountainzen.org or 450-3621.

Swannanoa Valley Unitarian Universalist Church • THURSDAYS, 7-8am - Cloud Cottage will present mindfulness-based meditation at Swannanoa Valley Unitarian Universalist Church, 500 Montreat Road. Bring a cushion. Donations encouraged.

Info: cloudcottage@bellsouth. net or 669-0920.

Transmission Meditation

• SUNDAYS, 5:45-7pm - A “World Service” will be held at Insight Counseling, 25 Orange St., Asheville. Free. Info: www. transmissionmeditation.org, pcope@yancey.main.nc.us or 675-8750.

United Research Light Center A nonprofit center “dedicated to prayer for personal and planetary transformation.” Located at 2190 NC Highway 9 South in Black Mountain. Info: 669-6845 or www.urlight.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 10am - “Gentle Yoga,” with Karen Barnes —- 3:30-5pm - Lectures with Jim Gore and “World Peace Prayer.”

• THURSDAYS, 11am - Silent prayer.

• 2nd & 4th SUNDAYS, 12:45pm - Toning for Peace.

“Lift your voice in free-form expression in a loving, safe space to generate well-being and peace for the greater benefit of our ever-evolving planet.” $5.

Info: 667-2967.

Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart.

Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band.

Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www. unitync.net.

• WE (8/10), 7pm - “Mellowing Your Drama,” with Rev. Chad O’Shea. Donations accepted.

• WE (8/17), 7pm - “Kadosh Shmakh: Intoning the Sacred Name of God” will include printed study materials. $25.

Unity Church of Asheville Unity of Asheville explores the “deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures, combined with an upbeat contemporary music program, to create a joyous and sincere worship service.”

Located at 130 Shelburne Road, West Asheville. Info: 2525010 or www.unityofasheville. com.

• SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual celebration service —- 12:151:30pm - A Course in Miracles, with Rev. Gene Conner.

Zen Buddhist Services • TUESDAYS, 6:30-7:30pm & SUNDAYS, 9-9:45am Anattasati Magga offers meditation, services, Dharma lectures, retreats and meditation supplies.

Located at 12 Von Ruck Court, Asheville. Info: www.anattasatimagga.org or 242-2405.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Located at 16 Patton, Asheville.

Gallery hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 15pm. Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com.

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• Through SU (9/4) - Abstractions: From Representational to Impressionism will feature works by Sterling Edwards.

310 ART Gallery Located at Riverview Station, 191 Lyman St., #310, in Asheville’s River Arts District.

Info: 776-2716 or www.310art. com.

• Through WE (8/31) Encaustic paintings by seven artists.

American Folk Art and Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk.com.

• Through WE (8/17) Transitions.

• Through WE (8/24) - Simple Inspirations, paintings by Liz Sullivan.

Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: www. unca.edu.

• Through FR (8/12) Hyperbolic Crochet Coral Reef will feature “crochet models of healthy coral and coral stressed by environmental threats.” Held at UNCA’s Center for Craft, Creativity and Design, 1181 Broyles Road, Hendersonville.

Info: www.craftcreativitydesign. org or 890-2050.

Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• Through WE (8/31) - Looking Back: 60 Years of Collecting with the Asheville Art Museum.

• Through SU (9/25) - Artists at Work: American Printmakers and the WPA. • FR (8/12), noon-1pm Lunchtime art break will feature a tour of Color Study. Free for members or with museum admission.

• Through SU (11/6) - Color Study will be on display at the Appleby Foundation Gallery.

Atelier 24 Lexington: A Gallery of Local Art Located at 24 Lexington Ave., Asheville. Info: www.theateliergalleries.com • Through WE (8/31) - Changing Patterns: An exploration of History and Pattern, featuring the work of Susan Dunn.

• SA (8/13), 6-8pm - Opening reception.

Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Summer hours: Mon., Wed.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com.

• Through FR (9/30) - The works of Nancy Varipapa, Julie Wiggins and Eleanor Miller.

Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 3508484, bmcmac@bellsouth.net or www.blackmountaincollege. org.

• Through SA (9/17) - The Accident of Choice, featuring works by Jack Tworkov, painting instructor at Black Mountain College in 1952.

Blue Spiral 1 Located at 38 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Featuring Southeastern fine art and studio craft. Open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm, and Sun., noon5pm. Info: 251-0202 or www. bluespiral1.com.

• Through SA (9/10) - Shine On Brightly, an online gallery for memorial art, will present Remains To Be Seen: An Out of the Box Look at Modern Cremation Containers.

Caldwell Arts Council Located at 601 College Ave., Lenoir. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 9am5pm and Sat. by appointment.

Info: 754-2486 or www. caldwellarts.com.

• Through FR (9/30) - Works

by Betsy Coogler will be on display at the Caldwell Memorial Hospital Art-in-Healing Gallery, 321 Mulberry St. SW, Lenoir.

Castell Photography A photo-based art gallery located at 2C Wilson Alley, off Eagle Street in downtown Asheville.

Info: 255-1188 or www.castellphotography.com.

• Through FR (9/2) - Uncharted Territory, featuring the work of Julie Sims.

• Through FR (9/30) Observatory, works by Lauren Semivan.

Flood Gallery Events Located in the Phil Mechanic building at 109 Roberts St. in Asheville’s River Arts District.

Info: 254-2166 or www.floodgallery.org.

• Through WE (8/31) - Drawings and paintings by Larkin Ford.

Oconaluftee Institute for Cultural Arts Located at 70 Bingo Loop in Cherokee. Info: 497-3945.

• WE (8/10) through FR (9/30) - Recent work by ceramic sculpture artist Jenny Mastin.

Penland School of Crafts A national center for craft education dedicated to helping people live creative lives.

Located at 67 Dora’s Trail, Penland. Gallery hours: Tues.Sat., 10am–5pm and Sun.,

noon-5pm. Info: www.penland. org or 765-2359.

• Through SU (9/11) - Foreign Worlds, Private Places, an exhibit of work by five artists exploring unfamiliar territories.

Pump Gallery Located at the Phil Mechanic Studios Building in the River Arts District, 109 Roberts St. Info: www.philmechanicstudios. com.

• Through WE (8/31) - Works by painter Hannah Dansie.

SemiPublic Gallery This space for contemporary art is open Thurs.-Sat., 2-7pm and by appointment. Located at 305 Hillside St., Asheville. Info: 215-8171 or www.semipublicgallery.com • SA (8/13) through SU (9/25) - 5 Under 35, two and three dimensional works by Bridget Conn, Christopher Crabtree, Carley Dergins, Michael Ohgren and Cory Williams.

• SA (8/13), 6-9pm - Opening reception.

Seven Sisters Gallery This Black Mountain gallery is located at 117 Cherry St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm and Sun., noon-5pm. Info: 6695107 or www.sevensistersgallery.com.

• Through SU (8/14) Watercolors by local artist Sara LeVan.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Ananda Hair Studio The salon, located at 22 Broadway St., hosts rotating art exhibits. Info: 232-1017.

• Through FR (9/30) - Recent work by abstract painter Neil Carroll.

Art at Canton Branch Library • Through WE (8/31) - Artwork

by Pisgah High School students will be on display at the Canton Branch Library, 11 Pennsylvania Ave. The exhibit features sculptures, painted chairs, watercolors, oil paintings, photographs, pastels and more. Info: 648-2924.

Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: www. unca.edu.

• WE (8/10) through TU (9/6) A selected student art exhibition will be held at the Highsmith University Union Gallery, first floor of the Highsmith Student Union.

• WE (8/17) through WE (9/28) - “Art of the Book: Process, Product and Community at Asheville BookWorks” will feature BookWorks instructors and students. Works will be displayed at the Malcolm E. Blowers Gallery in the Ramsey Library. Friday through Saturday, 8am-6pm.

Asheville Community Theatre

Located at 35 E. Walnut St. Tickets and info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org.

• Through SA (10/1) - Works

by Dan Pruitt will be on display in the Lobby Gallery.

Harvest Records Located at 415-B Haywood Road, Asheville. Info: 2582999.

• Through WE (8/31) - Friend Me, photographs by Erin Fussell, features “imagery on the art of darkroom photography and live conversation in a digital social networking culture.”

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville.

Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org.

• Through SA (8/20) - Main Street: Moments in Time photography exhibit.

N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs.

Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking fees on 1st Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• Through TU (9/6) - Botanical Chords, photographs by Terry Ashley and The Fine Art of Wood: An International Invitational Exhibition of Woodturning, featuring works by more than 40 artists from around the world, will be on display at the Baker Exhibit Center.

Public Art Display • Through SA (10/22) Bearfootin’, “a public art display featuring outdoor fiberglass bear sculptures decorated in different themes,” will be on display on the sidewalks of Main Street in Hendersonville. Info: 233-3216.

Push Skate Shop & Gallery Located at 25 Patton Ave., between Stella Blue and the Kress Building. Info: 225-5509 or www.pushtoyproject.com.

• Through TU (8/30) - The Legend of Rainbow Mountain: New Works by Patch Whisky.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Jonas Gerard • SA (8/13), 2pm - Jonas Gerard will present a live painting demonstration. Held at Gerard’s gallery, 240 Clingman Ave. Info: 350-7711.

N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs.

Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking fees on 1st Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• FR (8/12), SA (8/13) & SU (8/14), 10am-3pm - The

Carolina Mountain Woodturners will host demonstrations to illustrate the basics of woodturning, as part of The Fine Art of Wood exhibit. Chapter members will have work for sale and will be available to answer questions.

Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Route 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal.info@ gmail.com or www.svfal.org.

• TUESDAYS, 10am-noon & 1-3pm - Art with Lorelle Bacon.

All levels welcome. $15/class.

Registration required.

Spoken & Written Word Attention WNC Mystery Writers • TH (8/11), 6-9pm - The WNC Mysterians Critique Group meets at Books-a-Million, in the lounge area, Tunnel Road.

For serious mystery/suspense/ thriller writers. Visitors, editors and publishers welcome. Info: 712-5570 or www.wncmysterians.org.

Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, educational activities and public programs. Info: 3508484, bmcmac@bellsouth.net or www.blackmountaincollege. org.

• TH (8/18), 7pm - “MadHat’s Poetry, Prose and Anything Goes” will be held at 56 Broadway St. $7/$5 members and students.

Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www. brbooks-news.com or 4566000.

• 2nd TUESDAYS, 6pm - Programs for aspiring and published writers of all genres.

• TUESDAYS, 10am - Book Babies. Story time for children ages 3 and younger.

Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBREVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n EA = East Asheville Library (902 Tunnel Road, 250-4738) n EC = Enka-Candler Library (1404 Sandhill Road, 2504758) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 250-6484) n NA = North Asheville Library (1030 Merrimon Avenue, 250-4752) n PM = Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood Street, 250-4700) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 250-6488)

n Library storyline: 250-KIDS. • WE (8/10), 10:30am - “Morocco: Stories, belly dancing and Khamsa good luck” will be held as part of the summer reading program. BM • TH (8/11), 1:30pm - Book club: The Good Priest’s Son by Reynolds Price. FV • SA (8/13), 11am - “South America: Brazilian Carnaval!” EA • Through WE (8/31) - The “Lend a Hand, Care for the Land” exhibit will present information about forests, invasive plants and recycling. PM • 3RD TUESDAYS, 6:30-8pm - The Asheville chapter of the National Railway Historic Society will meet. EC • TU (8/16), 2pm - Book club: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Sloot. NA —- 7pm - Book club: Rumpole and the Reign of Terror by J.C. Mortimer. BM • WE (8/17), 10:30am - “United States: Multicultural salad bowl and library garden harvest.” BM —- 5-7pm - Swannanoa Library Knitters.

SW • TH (8/18) - 2:30pm - Book club: Sarah’s Key by Tatiana de Rosnay. SS —- 7pm - Book club: Cutting for Stone

by Abraham Verghese. FV —- 7pm - Dr. Darin Waters will discuss E.W. Pearson and the Colored Agricultural Fair. WA Events at City Lights City Lights Bookstore is located at 3 E. Jackson St. in downtown Sylva. Info: 586-9499 or more@citylightsnc.com.

• 1st SATURDAYS, 7pm - The Liar’s Bench: storytellng, poetry and music.

• SA (8/13), 2pm - Robert L. Shook will read from his new book A Journey in Courage.

• TH (8/18), 10:30am - “Coffee with the Poet.”

Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www. malaprops.com.

• WE (8/10), 7pm - Carol Novack will read from her memoir Giraffes in Hiding: The Mythical Memoirs of Carol Novack.

• TH (8/11), 7pm - Cindy Crabb will read from her new book The Encyclopedia of Doris.

• SA (8/13), 3-5pm - MariJo Moore will read from her new book The Book of Spiritual Wisdom. A free 5-10 minute personal reading will be available to participants who purchase the book.

• SU (8/14), 3pm - William Mangum will read from his new book North Carolina Beautiful.

• MO (8/15), 7pm - James Reeves will read from his new book The Road to Somewhere: An American Memoir. —7:15pm - Lauren Napoli will lead the Malaprop’s graphic novel book club.

• TH (8/18), 5pm - Women on words poetry circle. —- 7pm Stitch-n-Bitch.

Mountain Voices Writers’ Group • 2nd THURSDAYS, 5pm Mountain Voices Writers’ Group will meet at the Jackson County Senior Citizens Center, 100 County Services Park, Room 129. Info: GaryContrary76@ yahoo.com or 399-9653.

Open Mic Night at The Pulp • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Asheville Poetry Review and Asheville Wordfest host a monthly open mic at The Pulp, located beneath The Orange Peel in downtown Asheville. $10 includes club membership.

Info: http://pulpasheville.com.

Poetry Hickory • 2nd TUESDAYS, 5pm - Poetry Hickory will follow Writers’ Night Out. Held at Taste Full Beans Coffeehouse, 29 2nd St. NW, Hickory. Info: asowens1@yahoo.com.

Writers Workshop Potluck • 4th FRIDAYS, 6pm - Held at 387 Beaucatcher Road. Info: writersw@gmail.com.

Festivals & Gatherings Events at Historic Johnson Farm Located at 3346 Haywood Road in Hendersonville. There are two nature trails (free), and guided tours are offered. Info: 891-6585 or www.historicjohnsonfarm.org.

• WE (8/10), 10:30am Storytelling festival will feature traditional stories. Free popcorn provided. Bring a blanket or lawn chair. $8 per family/$4 per person.

Hoop Jam in the Park • TUESDAYS, 5:30pm-7:30pm - Asheville Hoops partners with the Asheville Downtown Association for entertainment, exercise and instruction at Pritchard Park in downtown Asheville. Instruction provided

by Melanie MacNeil; music by George Pond. Free. Info: http:// on.fb.me/lYUqGg. RiverFest • SA (8/13), 1-7pm - RiverFest will feature food, beer and the “Anything that Floats Parade,” where watercraft of all kinds will race down the river. Held at French Broad River Park, 508 Riverview Drive. Info: www. riverlink.org or 252-8474.

Sourwood Festival • SA (8/13), 9am-9pm & SU (8/14), 9am-5pm - The

Sourwood Festival will feature 200 vendors, music and dancing. Held at the Black Mountain Chamber of Commerce, 201 East State St. Info: www.sourwoodfestival.com.

Music Song O’ Sky Show Chorus (pd.) TUESDAYS, 6:45pm - Rehearsal at First Congregational United Church of Christ (UCC) 20 Oak Street Asheville 28801.(Enter Fellowship Hall-lower level).

Guests welcome. Contact: www.songosky.org Toll Free # 1-866-824-9547.

African Drumming Class • THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Jessie Lehmann from the Boom Chix presents an African drumming class at the Terpsicorp dance studio, 129 Roberts St. in Asheville’s River Arts district.

Learn West African rhythms, technique for Dun-dun, sangbahn, kenkeni and djembe. Info: 777-5115.

An Appalachian Evening At the Stecoah Valley Cultural Arts Center. Performances include music and a “traditional Appalachian” dinner. $15/$5 students. Info: www.stecoahvalleycenter.com.

• SA (8/13), 5 & 6:15pm - Dehlia Low. Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www. brbooks-news.com or 4566000.

• TH (8/11), 6:30-8pm - Professional and amateur musicians are invited to play Celtic music.

Classicopia Summer Sonata Series Info: 505-2903 or www.classicopia.org.

• SU (8/14), 4-5:30pm - Cellist Anna Wittstruck.

Concerts at Blue Ridge Community College Info: 694-1743.

• SU (8/14), 5-7pm - Blue Ridge Community College will feature its Jazz Ensemble.

Held at 180 West Campus Drive, Thomas Auditorium, Flat Rock. Free.

Concerts on the Creek Held in the pavilion at Bridge Park in downtown Sylva from 7:30-9:30pm. Sponsored by the Jackson County Chamber of Commerce. Free. Info: (800) 962-1911 or www.mountainlovers.com.

• FR (8/12) - Big House Radio.

Don Williams: Out of Retirement Tour • TH (8/18), 7:30pm - Country singer Don Williams will perform at The Foundation Performing Arts Center, 286 ICC Loop Road in Spindale.

Info: 286-9990 or www.

FoundationShows.org.

Firestorm Cafe & Books

Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 255-8115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• FR (8/12), 7-9:30pm - Join Arthur and Katie, formerly of URTV’s A Question of Meaning, for an evening of original songs about consciousness and universal human insanity. Info: www.questionofmeaning.com.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville.

Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org.

• FR (8/12), 7:30pm - Russian pianist Vassily Primakov. $20/$limited free student tickets. Held at the Performing Arts Center, 250 Pigeon St., Waynesville.

Homegrown in the Park • THURSDAYS, 6-8pm - Enjoy local singer/songwriters at this weekly performance held at Pritchard Park in downtown Asheville. Free. Info: http://bit. ly/l9vfgz.

Music on Main Street Live music and dancing at the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St., Hendersonville.

Bring a chair. No pets or alcoholic beverages allowed. Free.

Info: 693-9708, 1-800-8284244 or www.historichendersonville.org • FR (8/12), 7-9pm - Wishful Thinkin’ will perform alongside a classic car cruise-in.

Music on the Rock Concert Series Presented by Flat Rock Playhouse, 2661 Greenville Highway in Flat Rock. The concerts will span Broadway, country, bluegrass, pop and rock favorites. $20. Tickets and info: 693-0731, (866) 732-8008 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• Through TU (8/16) “Anything Goes: The Music of Cole Porter.” Performances held Sun.-Tues.

• FRIDAYS, 8:30-11pm - Adults of all ages and performers of all genres are invited to play music, recite poetry or present other arts at this weekly open mic. Held at Wall Street Coffee House, 62 Wall St. in downtown Asheville. Info: http:// on.fb.me/e4GpE8 or wallstreetcoffeehouse@gmail.com.

Shindig on the Green A celebration of traditional and old-time string bands, bluegrass, ballad singers, big circle mountain dancers and cloggers. Held at Pack Square Park on the Bascom Lamar Lunsford stage in downtown Asheville.

Bring a lawn chair or blanket.

Free. Info: 258-6101 ext. 345 or www.folkheritage.org.

• SATURDAYS through (9/3), 7pm - A variety of musicians and dancers will perform.

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What: Annual auction to benefit Penland School of Crafts Where: 67 Dora’s Trail, Penland When: Friday, Aug. 12, 10:30 a.m. – 11 p.m. and Saturday, Aug. 13, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. ($375 for the weekend, $200 Friday only, $250 Saturday only. $25 absentee bidding. Info: penland.org or 765-2359. Reservations required.)

Why: Nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains, Penland School of Craft inspires artists and crafters to create works in clay, painting, iron, photography, letterpress and more. Approximately 1,200 artists come through Penland’s doors and nearly 14,000 visitors enjoy this nationally renowned retreat. Unlike many schools of arts and crafts, Penland has no permanent faculty. Its instructors are professional artists as well as guest lecturers from colleges and universities. Students live on campus and are immersed in Penland’s culture of creativity and artistic expression.

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Each year Penland presents a benefit auction of works by students and instructors. Intricate sculptures, blown glass and paintings are available for bidding, along with art from a variety of disciplines. The festivities begin on Friday with a gallery reception, followed by a director’s luncheon that will unveil some of the artwork. Brian McGee and the Hollow Speed will provide music during the silent auction, which is followed by a buffet dinner.

The live auction begins at 7:45 p.m. on Friday and 1 p.m. on Saturday.

Penland is in the process of establishing a new photography studio that will feature old and new techniques, from daguerreotypes to digital works. The funds from the auction will support this program, allowing students to explore many facets of the photography medium. Since its beginnings in 1920, Penland has created a nurturing environment for new and traditional crafts. Help carry on this tradition by taking home works by a wide range of artists.

benefitscalendar calEndaR FoR august 10 - 18, 2011 auction • SA (8/13), 9am - An auction will take place to benefit New Life Community Church’s community programs. Held at 1417 Riverside Drive. Free. Info: 259-5300.

Child abuse Prevention Services Info: 254-2000, childadvocacy@buncombe.main. nc.us or www.childabusepreventionservices.org.

• WE (8/17), 1pm - The 9th annual Arby’s Child Advocacy Classic Golf Tournament will benefit Child Abuse Prevention Services. Held at Etowah Valley Country Club and Golf Lodge, 470 Brickyard Road, Etowah. $125.

French Broad Fridays Info: www.downtownmarshallnc.com.

• FR (8/12), 5:30-11pm - Dog Daze will benefit the Friends of Madison County Animals. Adoptable animals, pet portraits, a dog parade, music by Jen and the Juice and more will be part of the French Broad Friday series. Held in the post office parking lot, Main St. in Marshall.

French Broad Riverkeeper and american Whitewater Benefit • SA (8/13), 11:30am-5pm - A benefit for French Broad Riverkeeper and American Whitewater will be held at The Universal Joint, 784 Haywood Road, West Asheville. Info: www.ujasheville.com.

Haywood County arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 452-0593 or www.haywoodarts.org.

• TH (8/18), 7-9pm - “Wine for the Arts,” a 2011 FUNd Party, will be held at The Classic Wineseller, 20 Church St., Waynesville. $50.

Join the Pack Dining Day • TH (8/11) - Participating restaurants will donate a portion of proceeds to benefit the Paws On A Mission pet therapy program. For a complete listing of participating establishments, visit www.missionfoundation. org.

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Sourwood idol Contest • FR (8/12), 7pm - Sourwood Idol Contest will be held at Black Mountain Chamber of Commerce, 201 East State St. Free to attend and compete.

Registration required by August 5. Info: www.sourwoodfestival. com.

Summer tracks in tryon A concert series held at the Rogers Park amphitheater on W. Howard St. Food and drinks will be available. Free admission, but donations at the gate are encouraged. Info: (800) 440-7848, 894-2324 or www. firstpeaknc.com.

• FR (8/12), 7pm - Gigi Dover and The Big Love and Bob Sinclair.

• WE (8/10) - The Leicester Community Center, 2979 New Leicester Highway, will accept donations of school supplies on Tues. from 4-7pm and Wed. from 11am-1pm. These items will be delivered directly to Leicester Elementary. Info: 774-3000.

Winesdays • WEDNESDAYS, 5-8pm - A wine tasting to benefit Rathbun House will be held at The Wine Studio of Asheville, 169 Charlotte St. $5. Info: www.winestudioasheville.com.

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Shakespeare Workshop • this monday (pd.) August 15, 7pm-10pm at the Stella Adler Studio of Acting. Explore Shakespeare’s language through a relaxed, improvisatory format. Ideal for actors and non-actors alike. No preparation necessary, although any memorized text adds to the overall fun. 35 E Walnut St. $35 advance/$30 door. (828) 254 - 2939, x21. www.stellaadlerasheville.com Sin in the South • SA (8/13), 7-8:30pm Rutherford Community Theatre presents Sin in the South, a one-act family comedy by Diane Gallo, at Union Mills Learning Center, 6495 Hudlow Road in Union Mills. Info: www. rutherfordcommunitytheatre.org. asheville Community theatre Located at 35 E. Walnut St. Tickets and info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre.org.

• Through SU (8/21) - The Honky Tonk Angels. Friday and Saturday, 7:30pm. Sunday, 2:30pm. $22/$19 seniors and students/$12 children.

• MO (8/15), 7-10pm - Shakespeare workshop. $35/$30 in advance.

Brevard Little theatre Located in the American Legion Hall, 55 E. Jordan St., Brevard.

Info: www.brevardlittletheatre. com. Reservations: 884-2587.

• Through SU (8/14) - Annie.

Thurs-Sat, 8pm. Sun, 3pm.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Highway 225, three miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 693-0731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• Through SU (9/4) - Shear Madness, a murder mystery comedy. $34.

• Through SU (8/14) - Hairspray. See website for times.

• TH (8/18) through SU (9/11) - The Mousetrap by Agatha Christie. See website for times. $34.

montford Park Players Unless otherwise noted, performances are free and take place outdoors Fri.-Sun. at 7:30pm at Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Bring folding chair and umbrella in case of rain.

Donations accepted. Info: 2545146 or www.montfordparkplayers.org.

• FR (8/12) through SU (9/4), 7:30pm - Julius Caesar, Shakespeare’s historical tragedy. the magnetic Field A cafe, bar and performance house located at 372 Depot St., in the River Arts District. Info: www.themagneticfield.com or 257-4003.

• TH (8/13) through SA (9/3), 7:30pm - The Last Laugh. This production follows Chuck Wiles, “the outrageously gay, potsmoking leader of a renowned but impoverished comic theatre troupe.”

Comedy Comic Disorder theatre • TUESDAYS, 7:30-9pm - Comic Disorder Theatre will present a class on improvisational comedy at Wall Street Cafe, 62 Wall St. Info and registration: www.ComicDisorder. org.

Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge • WEDNESDAYS, 9-11:30pm - A weekly comedy open mic is held at Athena’s, 14 College St. in downtown Asheville. Free.

Info: http://on.fb.me/mgWdtL.

Film unitarian universalist Church of asheville Located at the corner of Charlotte Street and Edwin Place. Info: 254-6001 or www. uuasheville.org.

• FR (8/12), 7-8:30pm - Social justice movie night will screen Bag It, a documentary about America’s dependence on plastic bags. Free, but donations welcome.

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FormFitnessFunction.com Beginner Swing Dancing Lessons (pd.) 4 week series starts first Tuesday of every month at 7:30pm. $12/week per person.

• No partner necessary. Eleven on Grove, downtown Asheville.

Details: www.SwingAsheville. com Carolina Shag Dance • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30-11pm - A weekly dance will be held

with a live DJ at Shifter’s (formerly Bosco’s), 2310 Hendersonville Road in Arden. $5. •SUNDAYS, 4-5pm - Weekly dance workshop and lessons.

Free.

Hendersonville Ballroom Dance Club Meets in the ballroom of the Elks Lodge, 546 N. Justice St., Hendersonville. Yearly membership is $10. Couples and singles of all ages are welcome.

Info: 692-8281. • FRIDAYS, 6:30-10pm - Lesson followed by ballroom dance.

International Folk Dancing • TUESDAYS, 7:30-9:30pm - Circle and line dances from around the world will be hosted at Harvest House, 205 Kenilworth Road. No partner needed. Free. Info: 645-1543.

Salsa Night • WEDNESDAYS, 8:30pmmidnight - Salsa night at Creatures Cafe, 81 Patton Ave. Ages 18 and up. Free. Info: 254-3636.

Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club.

Square dancing is friendship set to music. Info: 625-9969. • WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - A weekly dance for new and experienced dancers will be held at the Stoney Mountain Activity Center, 800 Stoney Mountain Road, Hendersonville.

Summer Street Dances in Hendersonville Mountain music and dancing on the street in front of the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St., downtown Hendersonville. Bring a chair, but please leave pets at home.

No alcoholic beverages allowed.

Free. Info: 693-9708 or www. historichendersonville.org. • MO (8/15), 7-9pm - Bobby and Blue Ridge Tradition and the Southern Mountain Smoke Cloggers will perform.

Auditions & Call to Artists Arts Council of Henderson County Located at 401 N. Main St. (entrance on Fourth Street), above Flight Restaurant in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www.acofhc.org. • Through (8/18) Submissions are currently being accepted for grassroots arts program sub-grants through August 18.

Bloomin’ Orchard Festival • Through SA (8/20) Bloomin’ Orchard Festival will accept applications for arts vendors through August 20.

The festival will be held on August 27 in Conover, NC. Info: www.sipesorchardhome.org or 256-5056.

Catch the Spirit of Appalachia A nonprofit, grassroots arts organization. Info: 293-2239 or www.doreylart.yurtstudio.com. • Through MO (8/15) - ColorFest will accept applications for artists through August 15. Works must reflect the heritage of the southern Appalachian Mountains. Info: www.spiritofappalachia.com or 293-2239.

Linda Flowers Literary Award • Through MO (8/15) - The NC Humanities Council will accept fiction, nonfiction and poetry for the Linda Flowers Literary Award through August 15. Info: www.nchumanities.org.

Master Gardener Grants • Through WE (8/31) - The Haywood County Master Gardener Volunteer Association will accept applications for its grants program through August 31. Grants may be used for education or research in the environment, gardening or horticulture. Info: 456-3575.

Scarecrow Festival & Craft Show A Buncombe County Parks & Recreation Family Fun Festival at Lake Julian Park. Free. Info: 250-4260 or grace.young@ buncombecounty.org. • Through FR (9/23) Submissions for the 7th annual Scarecrow Festival will be accepted through September 23. $35 for non-electric booth.

Stars and Flags Book Award • Through WE (8/31) Submissions for the Stars and Flags Book Award, celebrating books about military-related topics, will be accepted through August 31. Info: www.starsandflags.com.

The Artery Community arts facility at 346 Depot St., River Arts District.

Info: www.ashevillearts.com. • Through TH (9/1) - The Artery will accept submissions for 2012 exhibits through September 1.

Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 2548111 or www.twwoa.org. • Through MO (8/15) Submissions for The Writers’ Workshop annual fiction and nonfiction contest will be accepted through August 15.

Entries must be unpublished and 5,000 words or less. $30.

Mail to: Author’s Contest,  387 Beaucatcher Road, Asheville, NC  28805.

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newsoftheweird Lead story Latest Career Paths: Thomas Heathfield, a well-paid banking consultant with a promising career in Maidenhead, England, gave it up this year to move to South Africa and endure rigorous training as a “sangomaâ€? (witch doctor). After five months of studying the siSwati language, sleeping in the bush, hunting for animal parts, vomiting up goat’s blood and learning native dances, Heathfield, 32, was given a new name, Gogo Mndawe, and is now qualified to read bones and prescribe herbal cures (among the skills expected of sangomas by the roughly 50 percent of South Africa’s population that reveres them). He admitted concern about his acceptance as a white man calling out African spirits, “but when [the people] see [me] dance, perhaps those questions go away.â€? • Snakes alive! A clumsy smuggler (who managed to get away) failed to contain the dozens of king cobras and other snakes he was transporting from Ho Chi Minh City to Hanoi in Vietnam (probably to be sold illegally to restaurants). After panic broke out on the train and police were called, the snakes were collected and turned over to a sanctuary.

(Upscale restaurant patrons pay up to $500 for a meal of king cobra, including selecting the snake, having it killed at tableside, and even a snake’s-blood appetizer. In one survey, 84 percent of Hanoi’s restaurants were serving illegal wild animals of some sort, including weasel, monitor lizard and porcupine.)

Latest religious messages • The Envy of U.S. Televangelists: In July, after India’s Supreme Court ordered an inventory, a Hindu temple in Trivandrum was found to contain at least $22 billion worth of gold, diamonds and jeweled statues given as offerings to the deity by worshippers over several centuries. Until now the wealth was believed to belong to the former royal family of Travancore in Kerala, but the Supreme Court ruling turns it over to the Indian people.

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Authorities believe the $22 billion figure is conservative. • The notorious Santa Croce monastery in Rome was closed in May (and converted to an ordinary church) on orders from the Vatican following reports about Sister Anna Nobili, a former lap-dancer who taught other nuns her skills and who was once seen lying spreadeagled before an altar clutching a crucifix. Santa Croce was also an embarrassment for its luxury hotel, which had become a mecca for celebrities visiting Rome.

Questionable judgments • The Talented Mr. Zhou: Zhou Xin, 68, failed to get a callback from the judges for the China’s Got Talent reality TV show in June after judge Annie Yi screamed in horror at his act, according to a CNN report. Demonstrating “iron crotch gong,â€? one of the “72 Shaolin skills,â€? Zhou stoically whacked himself in the testicles — first with a weight and then with a hammer. • The elegant new glass-and-concrete stairway at the Common Pleas Courthouse in Columbus, Ohio, opened recently to rave reviews applauding its sense of space and light, which creates the feeling of walking on air. But as Judge Julie Lynch and other women soon discovered, the glass partitions at each step make it easy for perverts down below to gawk at women wearing dresses. “You’re on notice,â€? Lynch warned her female colleagues, “that you might want to take the elevator.â€? • Pablo Borgen’s Lakeland, Fla., neighbors were apparently untroubled by his widely known status as one of the area’s major heroin traffickers, bringing in tens of thousands of dollars a month.

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After a drug sting in June, however, neighbors were outraged to learn that Borgen and some of his gang were each drawing $900 a month in food stamps. “Hang him by his toes!â€? one declared, according to WTSP-TV. “I’ve been out of work since February 2008. I lived for a year on nothing but ... food stamps.â€? • Roy Miracle, 80, of Newark, Ohio, passed away in July, and his family honored his years of service as a prankster and passionate Ohio State Buckeyes fan with a commemorative photo showing three of Miracle’s fellow obsessives making contorted-body representations of “O,â€? “Hâ€? and “O,â€? with Miracle’s corpse assuming his usual position as the “I.â€? (Despite some criticism, most family and friends felt Miracle was properly honored.)

Cutting-edge research It’s good to be an Arizona State University student, where those 21 and older can earn $60 a night by getting drunk. Using grants from the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, psychology professor Will Corbin conducts studies of drunk students’ memories, response times and decision-making processes via extensive questioning — after he’s raised their blood-alcohol level to precisely 0.08 percent (which Arizona regards as impairing drivers). Students are served three vodka cocktails in a barlike room on campus, and after 15 minutes to let the alcohol be absorbed, the questioning and testing begin.

(When they’re finished, researchers call taxis to take the students home.)

Least-competent criminals Not Ready For Prime Time: Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olson, 22, were arrested in Radnor, Pa., in July after breaking into a police van to take gag photos of themselves as if they’d been arrested. Somehow, the men locked themselves inside the van, and neither they nor a friend they’d called for help could figure out how to open the doors. Finally, they were forced to call 911. Police arrived, unlocked the van, and arrested the men.

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The night sky was black velvet, stars scattered like diamond chips. I could sense the bear more than see it: Quicker than anything else its size, it was in the tent with me. Grabbing my arm in its mouth, it jerked me around like a child holding a rag doll: violently, rapidly, up and down.

The shaking didn’t stop ... till I woke up and found the flight attendant tugging on my sleeve, saying, “Please return your seat to its upright position: We’re about to land in Jackson Hole.”

Since the program began four years ago, Rivers of Recovery has brought about 150 Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan veterans to Wyoming’s Snake River for several days of fly fishing. The purpose? Giving vets who’ve been diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder an opportunity to de-stress in a safe environment.

Private donations pay for the trip; the only cost to participants is a few days of their time. To qualify, veterans must have been honorably discharged, diagnosed with PTSD and successfully complete a thorough physical.

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As the boat drifted downstream, my mind drifted back to other rivers in other times and places, where the “excitement” had nothing to do with catching fish.

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Qi Gong Class on Saturdays from 1 – 2:30 Dao Yin and Aikido Exercise Class on Sundays from 9 – 10:30 Acupuncture session (1-1/2 hours) to be arranged during the week When: Saturday classes on 9/17, 9/24, 10/1, 10/8, and 10/15 Sunday Classes on 9/18, 9/25, 10/2, 10/9, and 10/16 Cost: $375 ($200 paid up front and $175 paid by the 3rd week)

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Soul searchers: Six veterans, including two from Asheville, journeyed to Wyoming for a fly-fishing trip aimed at soothing their souls. To qualify for the trip, the vets must have PTSD “in their jackets” — a diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. photos by Jerry Nelson

I could pass the third, I contacted Rivers of Recovery, the nonprofit that organizes the trips. I was hoping to go along wearing two hats.

Diagnosed with PTSD in the mid-’80s, long before the affliction became well-known, I still have occasional nightmares. I still jump when I hear sudden, unexpected, loud noises, and I still sit with my back to the wall when I go out to eat.

And for a variety of reasons, I still sleep on a mattress on the floor. Lying in a regular bed keeps me so far from what feels safe that I end up just staying awake most of the night.

I would also be wearing my photographer’s hat, trying to capture these men as they stepped out of their lives and into a new experience.

The first night, we just relaxed around the fire at the fishing camp a bit upstream from

the Palisades Reservoir, which straddles the Wyoming/Idaho state line. After dinner it was just six old veterans doing what veterans do: sitting around talking, gently probing and trying to figure out whether these other people could be trusted. By the trip’s end, however, I not only knew I could trust these men but came away with the unshakable conviction that they would live in the backcountry of my soul for years to come.

Early the next morning, we were shuttled about 10 miles to the landing, below the Palisades Dam. There we paired off, two vets to a boat, plus an experienced fishing guide who would show us the best nooks and crannies to catch rainbows, cutthroats and browns.

Drifting with the current and alternating riverbanks, we spent our morning casting, watching

the strike indicator, reeling in the wet fly and recasting. Never having fly-fished before, I found it a challenge to switch from a standard rod and reel to a 9-foot pole and a spool used only to hold the fishing line — not reel it in and out. But after a few minutes, I was reliably putting the wet fly within a 2-foot circle of where I wanted it to go.

Settling into an easy rhythm, I could soak up the scenery around me. And as the boat drifted downstream, my mind drifted back to other rivers in other times and places, where the “excitement” had nothing to do with catching fish.

I also thought about my buddy Rick in the bow of the boat. He was a Marine in Vietnam, but not just a run-of-the-mill, infantry-type Marine. Rick was Recon, that special breed of Marine who would leave the safety of the firebase late at night and venture several hundred feet into the jungle to probe for the enemy.

I’ve known Rick almost since I arrived in Asheville — he was one of the first people I met when I moved here. As the bonds of our friendship grew, strengthened and deepened, we slowly opened up to each other, sharing hopes, dreams and, yes, fears. Things that people who pass us on the street would have no idea existed in our souls — and would be horrified by if they did know.

As Rick fell into the same rhythm — cast, wait, take in the line — I could see the tension and stress melt off his face like snow melting off the Tetons that lay just beyond the river. As if following the water’s prescription, the current of our conversation swirled, grew animated and quieted down again, only to repeat the pattern.

After eight hours on the water we were back at the boat ramp. Time to tally our catch, load the boat on the trailer and head back to camp. Our camp host, Ken, a Vietnam vet himself, was in charge of the cooking. While he fixed a great dinner of burgers, steaks and salmon, the six of us lit a fire and settled in with coffee.

The conversation Rick and I had begun on the river now expanded to include the other four vets. Amid the growing darkness, the conversation drifted from the calm waters of our home lives, family and friends to the turbulent white water of our time in the service. As one guy spoke about a lost friend, the river of tears flowed. The rest of us nodded in silence, empathizing with his loss as we were reminded yet again that there’s no shame when a warrior weeps. In the ensuing quiet, we silently wrapped our hearts around the vet, letting him know that while we didn’t know his friend, we understood and would gladly “Honor This Man.” Watching the surrounding faces lit by the campfire, we each knew that all of us were brothers, our common ancestors not fathers and mothers but experiences, hopes and fears.

One by one, we gradually made our way to our tents. I crawled into my sleeping bag, watching the dying embers till I fell asleep and dreamed again. This time, though, it wasn’t about a grizzly invading my space but rather rainbows, cutthroats, browns, five new friends — and a lady waiting for me when I got back to Asheville. X Photographer and freelance writer Jerry Nelson lives in Asheville.

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The war within For returning veterans, readjusting to everyday life can prove as challenging as any wartime mission abroad.

“Veterans coming home from war have a difficult time: Their experience in war has been a very galvanizing event for them that has changed the way they see the world and interact in it,” says John Cowart, a social worker at the Asheville VA Medical Center. “Even in their own families they don’t fit; they have trouble at work. Finding a safe place where they can not only be accepted but valued and honored is something that vets deserve.”

Every week, Cowart sees local veterans dealing with post-traumatic stress disorder. “It constricts your ability to live life,” he explains. “You become socially withdrawn; the avoidance symptoms are what keep all the other symptoms up. It keeps people stuck from being able to really recover. ... You disengage in life.”

PTSD occurs in about 30 percent of Vietnam veterans, 10 percent of Gulf War veterans and up to 20 percent of Iraq and Afghanistan vets, according to statistics from the Department of Veterans Affairs. The National Institute of Mental Health lists three categories of symptoms: re-experiencing (flashbacks or reliving a traumatic event), hyperarousal (a constant feeling of alertness) and avoidance (evading anything that could trigger a painful memory).

For veterans, a critical stage in the healing process is realizing they’re not alone, notes Cowart. That, he says, is when he sees feelings of isolation fall away in the group-therapy sessions he leads at the hospital. “They come into group and find out that they’re not so unique. They realize, ‘Other people are telling my story: They’re sharing what’s happening, and it’s exactly like what I’m going through.’”

But getting to that point can take time. And due to the stigma that still exists concerning mental illness, it’s often a wife, husband or other family member who steps up and says their veteran needs help.

“We’ve been struggling to help men come home from war ever since wars existed,” Cowart observes. “For the most part, men that have fought wars come home and they fade into the fabric of their community and are not heard from. And that’s pretty sad, to end up being very bitter and very lonely.

We don’t want that to happen.”

In addition to group therapy, Cowart works individually with vets and tries to educate both them and their families about PTSD. But “The true litmus test,” he notes, “is not how they do here for an hour, but how they’re doing out there.”

To challenge them, Cowart leads a yearly trip to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C. Sometimes it takes years before a vet is prepared to go, but it’s a big step toward healing. “They start to think, ‘If I can do this, maybe there are other things I can do.’”

Several local nonprofits also offer special programs for veterans, including Team River Runner (white-water paddling trips), Project Healing Waters (fly fishing), Guitars for Vets (beginning guitar lessons) and Outward Bound (outdoor courses). These programs, says Cowart, enable veterans to live in the moment.

“You can’t engage in any of these activities without being faithful to the moment, without being present, and without being in the here and now. That power of now is where we’re able to find some peace.”

— Caitlin Byrd

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wellnesscalendar Health Programs Attention Air Head! (BMW Riders) • Vegetarian Jazz Brunch • Everyone Welcome (pd.) Brunch on Saturday, August 20, 9:30am-1:30pm at Youth At Jazz Practice Room, (the old North Asheville Library), 37 Larchmont Road, off Merrimon Avenue, at the Post Office. • Entertainment provided by Bill Gerheardt, jazz pianist and Erika Franzi, jazz vocalist. • Food provided by VegHeads Drive Thru. $10 per person. • RSVP/Information: (828) 970-8855.

Feldenkrais/Anat Baniel Method (pd.) Reduce Tension • Alleviate Pain • Improve Flexibility and Posture. • Group Class Mondays 7:30pm • First Group Class Free, North Asheville. • Private sessions by appointment, East Asheville. 299-8490. integrativemovement.com Park Ridge Health (pd.) Free Health Screenings with the Park Ridge Health WOW Van: Free Cholesterol Screenings Lipid and glucose profiles by finger stick, along with blood pressure and body mass index screening. For best results, fast overnight. Sunday, August 21, Mills River Adventist Church 8 a.m. – 11 a.m., 2142 Jeffries Rd., Mills River. Free Body Composition Analysis and Glucose Body fat and hydration percentages, body mass index, height and weight for overall body composition and blood test for diabetes and blood pressures. Monday, August 22, The Body Shop, 3 p.m. – 6 p.m., 2314 Asheville Hwy., Hendersonville. $10 PSA Screening No appointment required. PSA blood test for men 50 years of age or older; age 40 if father or brother had prostate cancer. Monday, August 15 Ingles, 10 a.m.

– 1 p.m., 1705 Brevard Rd., Laurel Park • Friday, August 19 CITGO (Across from Hot Dog World) 11 a.m. – 2 p.m., 324 S. Washington St., Hendersonville Free Blood Pressure Screening Saturday, August 13 Riverfest 1 p.m.

– 7 p.m., French Broad River Park, Asheville. Free Vision Screening for Adults and Children. Vision Screenings are for near-sightedness, far-sightedness, color acuity and macular degeneration. • Friday, August 12, Walmart 2 p.m. – 5 p.m., 50 Highland Square Dr., Hendersonville. Free Bone Density for Men and Women Bone density screening for osteoporosis. Please wear shoes and socks that are easy to slip off. Monday, August 15 Ingles 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., 1705 Brevard Rd., Laurel Park Friday, August 19 CITGO 11 a.m. – 2 p.m., 324 S. Washington St., Hendersonville Free Blood Glucose and Blood Pressure Blood pressure and blood test for diabetes. Tuesday, August 16 Biltmore Square Mall 8 a.m. – 11 a.m., 800 Brevard Rd., Asheville (Outside Food Court Entrance) Free Lunch and Learn Series The Park Ridge Health Lunch/Dinner & Learn Series is free and open to the public, with lunch served during the lunchtime events and light snacks served at the evening events. Space is limited for all events, so please call 855.

PRH.LIFE to RSVP. “A Lifetime of Good Vision: Recent Advances in Ophthalmology” Wednesday, August 24 – noon – Park Ridge Health (Duke Room) Samuel Navon, M.D. – board-certified Ophthalmologist with Carolina Ophthalmology –– will be speaking on a lifetime of good vision. Free Support Groups MemoryCaregivers Support Group August 16 – (10 a.m.) – Fletcher Adventist Church, 1141 Howard Gap Rd., Fletcher. The MemoryCaregivers support group is offered for people with early memory loss, and also includes the Memory Caregivers Network meeting. For more information, please call Mary Donnelly at 828.230.4143. Henderson County Stroke/Aphasia Support Group Thursday, August 18 – ( 3 p.m.) – Park Ridge Home Health Office, 895 Howard Gap Rd., Fletcher Support group offered to stroke survivors coping with an aphasia disorder and for other individuals diagnosed with aphasia.

Caregivers, family, and friends are encouraged to participate as well. For more information, please call Brenda Oakley at 828.687.5261. Community Events “Urinary Incontinence and Pelvic Prolapse – An Evening for Women” Tuesday, Aug. 23, 6 p.m. – Hilton at Biltmore Park • Join Dr. Krishna Das and Kelli Johnson, P.A., from the Park Ridge Center for Pelvic Health at the Hilton at Biltmore Park for a special

women-only discussion on two topics that too often go untreated – urinary incontinence and pelvic prolapse. Please call 855.PRH.LIFE to RSVP for this free exciting event! Baby Place Classes Celebrate Pregnancy/Weekend Option - $99.

August 20 – (8:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.) – Park Ridge Health Pregnancy is a time to relax, reflect and prepare mentally, physically and spiritually for the transition to motherhood.

“Celebrate Pregnancy” is a shortened version of our regular childbirth class with an exciting twist, and covers important events leading up to birth, as well as labor techniques and labor support. There will be lots of laughter and fun as you learn what you need to know for the big day. This class also includes a ($65 value) Massage voucher with the class fee. Please bring 3 pillows and a blanket to class. For more information or to register, please call 828.681.BABY or visit parkridgebabies.com Experience the Baby Place - FREE August 22 – (6 p.m.) – Park Ridge Health Please join us for “Experience the Baby Place” class where you will have an opportunity to see our new facility and all it has to offer as well ask questions about delivering here at The Baby Place.

This class takes place a scheduled Monday of every Month at 6 p.m. All patients who will be delivering or who want to deliver at the Baby Place are encouraged to attend. The tour begins from The Baby Place exterior waiting area. For more information and to register for this class, please call 828.681.BABY or visit parkridgebabies.com The REAL Center (pd.) Offers life-changing skills including Nonviolent Communication (NVC), Radical Honesty, and Somatic Awareness. Learn to stay centered in any situation, be flexible without being submissive, and more. $120/8-session class in Asheville with Steve Torma, 828-254-5613. http:// www.theREALcenter.org The YWCA’s Club W (pd.) Will hold a Boot Camp fitness program from August 15 - 24. Total body workout. 185 S. French Broad Avenue. $100 members/$175 non-members. For more information call 254-7206 x 213 or go to www.ywcaofasheville.org Wired for Stress or Wired for Joy? (pd.) It’s a brain state! Depression, anxiety, cravings, weight gain, alcohol/drug misuse, out of control debt and video game use are clues of brain stress. It’s not you, it’s your wiring! Self-judgment only increases suffering. Introductory session at no charge. Receive the book, WIRED FOR JOY. • Understand 5 Brain States and tools for moving to a state of balance, ease, and well-being. Caregivers, Healthcare Professionals and Recovering folks all welcome. Call Denise Kelley, 231-2107 or email empowering.solutions@yahoo. com CarePartners Hospice Bereavement Offers one-on-one grief counseling, support groups, grief education classes, a monthly grief support newsletter and semi-annual memorial services (available to anyone who is suffering a loss through death). Located at 68 Sweeten Creek Road. Call 251-0126 to set up an initial visit with a counselor.

• MO (8/15), 5:30-6:30pm - End-of-life care planning workshop. Free.

Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration is required unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• WE (8/10), 2-3pm - “Shoulder Issues From a Physician’s Perspective.”

• TH (8/11), 3-4:30pm - “Help for Shoulder Pain.”

Living Healthy with Diabetes • FRIDAYS, 1-3:30pm - Learning to manage life with diabetes? Take charge of your health with this six-week self management workshop for people with diabetes and their caregivers. Held at Laurel Woods Apartments, 650 Caribou Road in Asheville. $30 for six-week series. Info and registration: 251-7438.

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Open for people with diabetes and their caregivers. $30 for six-week session. Held at CarePartners Health Services, 68 Sweeten Creek Road in Asheville. Registration required. Info: 251-7438 or rebecca@landofsky.org.

Living Healthy: A Chronic Disease Self-Management Program • TUESDAYS, 2:30-5pm - Sick and tired of being sick and tired? Take charge of your health with this six-week workshop for people with chronic health conditions and their caregivers. Held at Park Ridge Health, 100 Hospital Drive in Hendersonville. $30. Registration: 687-6288.

Memory Loss Panel Discussion • TH (8/18), 1-3:30pm - “Changes? I Don’t Like Changes!,” a panel discussion about memory loss, will be held at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 276 Hendersonville Highway. Info: 230-3885.

Park Ridge Hospital Park Ridge Hospital is located in Fletcher and hosts a number of free events, including cholesterol screenings, vision screenings, PSA screenings, bone density checks for women, lectures, numerous support groups and a Kid Power program. Info: 687-3947 or www.parkridgehospital.org.

• WE (8/10), 1-4pm - An EKG and blood pressure screening will take place at Food Lion, 800 Greenville Highway, Hendersonville. Wear a button-down shirt to allow access chest area. Free.

• FR (8/12), 2-5pm - Vision screening for adults and children will be held at Wal-Mart, 250 Highlands Square Drive, Hendersonville. Free.

Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/first aid for infants, children and adults; babysitter training; pet first aid; bloodborne pathogens; swimming and water safety; and lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Road.

To register call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc. org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below.

Appointment and ID required.

• TH (8/11), 2-6:30pm - Blood drive: Francis Asbury United Methodist Church, 725 Asbury Road, Candler. Info: 6673950. —- 10am-2:30pm - Blood drive: University of Phoenix, 30 Town Square Boulevard. Info: 258-3888.

• SA (8/13), 9am-1:30pm - Blood drive: Avery’s Creek United Methodist Church, 874 Glenn Bridge Road S.E., Avery’s Creek. Info: 687-2827.

• 1st TUESDAYS, 12:30-1pm - The Red Cross initiative to train five million people in CPR in 2011 will be held at Pardee Health Education Center, 1800 Four Seasons Blvd.

Hendersonville. Info: 693-5605.

• TU (8/16), 10am-2:30pm - Blood drive: Training and Development Building, 199 College St., Asheville. Info: 2506516.

• TH (8/18), 2:30-7pm - Blood drive: Arden Seventh Day Adventist Church, 35 Airport Road. Info: 684-6700. —2:30-6:30pm - Woodfin YMCA, 40 North Merrimon Ave. Info: 505-3990.

Weight Loss Seminar • TH (8/18), 5:30-6:30pm - “Weight loss: A Science-Based Approach” seminar. Held at Fairview Chiropractic Center, 2 Fairview Hills Drive. Free, but reservations required. Info: 628-7800.

YWCA Health Seminars & Screenings Free, unless otherwise noted. The YWCA is at 185 S. French Broad Ave. Info: 254-7206 ext. 202.

• MO (8/15), 4-7pm - A wellness open house will feature free chair massages, health screenings and door prizes.

Support Groups Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOA is an anonymous 12-step, “Twelve Tradition” program for women and men who grew up in alcoholic or otherwise dysfunctional homes. Info: www.adultchildren.org.

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• FRIDAYS, 7pm - “Inner Child” meets at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Info: 989-8075.

• SUNDAYS, 3pm - “Living in the Solution” meets at The Servanthood House, 156 E. Chestnut St., Asheville. Open big book study. Info: 989-8075.

• MONDAYS, 7pm - “Generations” meets at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St., Asheville.

Info: 474-5120.

Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area.

Info: 800-286-1326 or www.wnc-alanon.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 5:45 & 7pm - Women’s Al-Anon meeting at Grace Covenant Presbyterian Church, 798 Merrimon Ave., at Gracelyn Road. Newcomers welcome.

• THURSDAYS, 7pm - “Parents of Children with Alcoholism,” West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road.

• FRIDAYS, 12:30pm - “Keeping the Focus,” First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. —- 8pm - “Lambda,” Cathedral of All Souls, 9 Swan St. • SATURDAYS, 10am - “Grace Fireside,” Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. —- 10am - “Saturday Serenity,” St. Mary’s Episcopal Church, Charlotte Street at Macon Avenue. —- noon - “Courage to Change,” Bess Sprinkle Memorial Library, Weaverville.

• SUNDAYS, 5pm - Al-Anon and Alateen, West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road.

• MONDAYS, noon - “Keeping the Focus,” First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. —- 6pm - “Attitude of Gratitude,” Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. —- 7pm - Meeting at First Christian Church, 201 Blue Ridge Road, Black Mountain.

• TUESDAYS, 9:45am - “Serenity Through Courage and Wisdom,” St. Barnabas Catholic Church, 109 Crescent Hill, Arden. —- 5:30pm - “Steps to Recovery,” Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. —- 7pm - “One Day at a Time,” First Congregational UCC, 20 Oak St. Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective • The Asheville Radical Mental Health Collective is a group of inclusive, nonjudgmental people with diverse perspectives on mental health who respect self determination, personal choice and confidentiality. Info: radmadasheville@theicarusproject. net or 575-3195.

Black Mountain NicA Meeting • MONDAYS, 7pm - The chapel of the Black Mountain Neurological Center invites those struggling to overcome tobacco addiction to a Nicotine Anonymous meeting. Located at 932 Old US 70 (turn up drive, at top turn left). Use parking around circle. Green NicA flyer posted on metal door. Info: 669-4161.

Center for New Beginnings • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - A support group for those who have lost a loved one through a traffic accident, murder or crime-related death will meet at Center for New Beginnings, 34 Wall St., Suite 802. Facilitated by Tom Parks and Lori Gerber, MS. Free. Info: 989-9306.

Co-Dependents Anonymous A fellowship of men and women whose common purpose is to develop healthy relationships.

• SATURDAYS, 11am - Meeting at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. in Asheville. Info: 7792317 or 299-1666.

Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous will meet at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Info: 989-3227.

GriefShare GriefShare features nationally recognized experts in grief-andrecovery support and meets at Calvary Baptist Church, 531 Haywood Road in Asheville. Info: 253-7301 or michael.lee@ calvaryasheville.com.

• SUNDAYS, 3pm - GriefShare recovery and support group.

MemoryCaregivers Network Support for caregivers of loved ones who suffer from dementia and Alzheimer’s. Info: 645-9189 or 230-4143.

• 3rd TUESDAYS, 1-3pm - Meeting at New Hope Presbyterian Church, 3070 Sweeten Creek Road in Asheville.

Mission Weight Management Surgical Support Group • 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Meetings are held at the Mission Weight Management Center, 2 Medical Park Drive, Suite 102. Info: www.missionhospitals.org/weightmanagement.

MS Community Awareness Lunch • THURSDAYS, noon-3pm - Join this “inspirational and positive” community of individuals and families affected by multiple sclerosis for lunch at West End Bakery, 757 Haywood Road in Asheville. This group “empowers with opportunities and resources to enhance quality of life while strengthening relationships.” Info: mscommunitywnc@gmail.com.

NAMI Family-to-Family Class • MONDAYS, 6-8:30pm - This 12-week class for families and caregivers of individuals with a severe mental illness will be held at Charles George VA Medical Center, 1100 Tunnel Road in Asheville. The course covers major mental illnesses and self-care. Registration required. Info: 299-9596 or rohaus@charter.net.

Overcomers Recovery Support Group for Ladies • TUESDAYS, 7pm - This Christian-based, 12-step recovery program provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with life-controlling problems. Meetings are held at S.O.S. Anglican Mission, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Suite C-1.

All are welcome. Info: 575-2003.

Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless otherwise noted.

• THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: O.A. Step Study group at the Cox House, 723 N. Grove St. Info: 329-1637.

• THURSDAYS, noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899.

• SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks and Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road.

Open relapse and recovery meeting. Info: 669-0986.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 252-4828.

• MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Methodist Church, 2567 Asheville Highway. Info: (800)-5804761.

• TUESDAYS, 10:30am-noon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari. Info: 280-2213.

S-Anon • WENESDAYS, 1pm - S-Anon is a 12-step recovery program for partners, family and friends of sexaholics. Meetings held weekly in the WNC area. Call confidential voicemail or email for information: 258-5117 or wncsanon@gmail.com.

SLAA (Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous) • SATURDAYS, 10-11am - Do you want to stop living out a destructive pattern of sex and love addiction over which you are personally powerless? This 12-step-based recovery program meets at 20 Oak St., Asheville. Info: www.slaafws. org or ashevilleslaa@charter.net.

WNC Brain Tumor Support Welcomes family as well as the newly diagnosed and longerterm survivors. Info: 691-2559 or www.wncbraintumor.org.

• 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:15-8pm - WNC Brain Tumor Support Group will meet at MAHEC Biltmore Campus, 121 Hendersonville Road, Asheville.

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The world’s our oyster: Course one featured a Harker’s Island oyster with a peachmoonshine mignonette. Bass relief: Wild-caught striped bass en escabeche in corn jus with Standing in front of a crowd of people awaittomatoes and fresh summer herbs. ing a dinner of obscure meats, Elliott Moss Photos by Mackensy Lunsford admits, almost sheepishly, “This is our first time cooking all this stuff, so I hope it’s good.” Drew cash) to savor a previously unknown-to-them you’re probably going to dig it. The menu for Maykuth appends, matter-of-factly, “I’m sur- edible item with a table of equally food-curious the evening, placed ever so neatly on the burlap prised by how normal this stuff actually tastes,” cohorts. Supper clubs and weird meats, for this tablecloths at each setting, provokes a doubleas if to comfort the crowd. very reason, seem to make perfect bedfellows take. There’s snapping turtle, plus feral pig and Moss and Maykuth, both chefs at The — and tonight, we have the chance to sample nutria — basically a swamp rat with orangeAdmiral, have been busy all day in the kitchen beaver, hunted exclusively for the Blind Pig toned beaver-like incisors (at least that’s how I cooking (mostly braising) a larder of wild- Supper Club by Lucky the Trapper. describe the animal to the chocolatier seated on caught fare, but they’re far from the tiny and “There aren’t many supper clubs out there my left who looks game, yet none too pleased dark Admiral in more ways than one. that have their own hunter/trapper/fisher that about the prospect of eating such a thing).

Many of the guests gathered for the inaugu- can forage these things for the meals,” acknowl- And beaver? That’s on the menu as well, also ral session of the Blind Pig Supper Club have edges Michael Moore, an Asheville chef since braised. done a little sleuth work to secure a reservation 2003 and the mastermind behind Blind Pig. But while the average diner might shrink to the underground event — and that’s part of Moore says the ultimate success of his supper from a six-course meal of unfamiliar animals, the allure. club will rely upon the skills of the chefs and this crowd, by all appearances, appears to be the Supper clubs are a growing trend in cities the receptivity of the guests who must sign up daring type. It’s clearly not amateur hour; over with a viable and thriving food scene like ours. to eat a meal in a mystery location, the identity there sits a chef who learned the proper way to The concept has been cooking in larger cities of which they won’t learn until hours before the clean and cook calf brains from her mother. such as Charleston, S.C., San Francisco, Calif. dinner. “The entity is a lot of us, not just one of There’s a restaurant owner who routinely and New York City for years — and is finally us,” Moore says. buys entire animals for cooking and knows catching on in our neck of the woods.

From the vantage point on the porch where exactly what to do with them. And across from A supper club is guerrilla dining at its finest. our table is situated, we’re drinking in the view me sits a frequent dining companion who’s It takes the chefs and the guests out of the res- of the mountains (and sipping pinot grigio) and been known to happily sample pig feet, cow taurant and into a unique culinary experience feeling like we lucked out on our “secret” loca- testicles, duck hearts and fish sperm without so that likely won’t last past the end of the night. tion. Beyond the thicket of trees that partially much as blinking an eye.

What’s the point? It’s simply a fun, relaxed and obscures the mountain view is the 160-acre Should anyone experience a nervous edge, somewhat edgy celebration of food and the tal- rolling expanse of Craigsfield Farms. We passed that jar of moonshine on the table (or that one ent of the chef without the constraints of a res- through those fields to get here, bouncing over over there) should serve to steel the nerves. taurant. It’s the perfect experience for the type a gravel road, eyes peeled for the next Blind Pig Or maybe that 12-year-old bottle of Côtes du of diner that would risk an awkwardly cooked sign to affirm that we were headed in the right Rhone that someone’s unearthed from their meal for the chance to try something new. private cellar, uncorked and passed around the direction.

These are the playgrounds for people who And here we sit, listening to the chefs table for everyone to try — that might do the will devote an entire evening (and a bit of acknowledge that, yes, this stuff is weird. But trick, too.

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Classic & Contemporary Cocktails Sumptuous Small Plates Rooftop Seating Three’s company: Gabriella Oviedo, Jael Rattigan and Dan Rattigan enjoying “social hour” before the main event at Blind Pig Supper Club.

Swamp rat — it’s what’s for dinner The first course of the evening, Harker’s Island oysters, splashed with peach-moonshine mignonette and crowned with a touch of cilantro, sent a clear signal from the chefs of The Admiral: you may have taken us out of our kitchen, but not our element. And if the offering isn’t terribly obscure (what with legal moonshine available locally now) a dish of snapping turtle most certainly can bear that distinction, even when served with accompaniments as warm and familiar as bacon and oyster mushrooms over grits.

The thing to remember, says Moore, is that such ingredients — and the swamp rat with the odd choppers — were mainstays of the Southern table, especially when money was scarce.

“Snapping turtle has been on the dinner table in this region for a while,” says Moore.

“Turtle soup is something that my grandmother

remembers as a child,” he says. And part of Moore’s motivation in serving these rather oddseeming foods for this particular dinner, he says, was to pay homage to the heritage of this region. “There’s a lot of history with these types of foods. These are foods indigenous to this area that perhaps 80 years ago were definitely on the table,” he says. “Back then, it was a way of life.”

Even swamp rat? “Nutria is very big in underground Cajun and Creole cuisine,” Moore says. “Of course, you don’t often see them in restaurants. A lot of this food comes from, excuse the expression, the ‘poor folks’ table.’”

It’s likely that the people whose financial circumstances dictated they eat such things would howl with laughter if they knew what we now willingly pay for the experience of sampling “peasant” foods. There was certainly nothing “poor” about the deftly executed escabeche of wild-caught striped bass, served with flavorful

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• TH (8/18), 5-9pm - Infusor night will feature Redlight with Citra hops and grapefruit.

Asheville Food and Wine Festival • FR (8/12), 7:30-9:30pm & SA (8/13), 1-5pm“Sweet,” the first night of the Asheville Food and Wine Festival, will be held on Friday at Grove Arcade, 1 Page Ave. $35. A grand tasting will be held on Saturday at WNC Agricultural Center, 1301 Fanning Bridge Road, Fletcher. VIP tasting begins at noon. $65 VIP/$40 general admission. Info: www.wncmagazine.com.

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Southern Garden Cookbook • FR (8/12), 6:30pm - Sheri Castle will discuss her new book The New Southern Garden Cookbook. Held at The Fountainhead Bookstore, 408 N. Main St. Info: 697-1870.

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Sampling these historically accurate ingredients, somewhat ironically, has become part of a progressive way of thinking about food, a re-imagining of dishes older than classic in an era when “heirloom” is haute cuisine. The way that Moore and the rest of us at that dinner see it, including the chefs who are tickled pink to work with beaver and feral pig, we’re getting to experience history in an intimate, full-sensory way.

Even the setting for the dinner is rich with culinary heritage. Ron Ainspan, one of the owners of the property and the owner of Mountain Food Products, a local produce distribution company, speaks about the farm and its history of food production as we tuck into our meal. “This land,” he says, sweeping his arm toward the wide-open fields that lie beyond the tree-line of spruce, maples and tulip poplar, “has been a food incubator for the community for a long time.”

As the wine flowed, the conversation turned toward many things; food as a unifying force, “like art,” how that Nutria was the best aquatic rodent any of us had sampled (which isn’t saying really much at all). The duck-flavored farro and andouille sausage was its saving grace.

Off-color jokes abounded when the beaver arrived. But the dish was no laughing matter, with its rich sauce of San Marzano tomatoes over pillowy and perfect gnocchi and pecorino Romano that had been given the foam treatment.

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Standing guard: The owner of The Admiral, Drew Wallace, checks his list to make sure no one crashes the Supper Club. some insisted that aromatically braised snapping turtle (it did have an impressive depth of flavor) was the evening’s highlight. But it left some of us wondering what turtle really tasted like — how our grandmothers might have made it.

“If you want to invoke history,” the man seated across from me began thoughtfully, “then tie the flavor to history.”

“But,” I said to him, “What if turtle tastes like ass?” Mistaking my meaning, he launched into an intricate discussion of the flavor of donkey meat. It was too fascinating to halt with clarification.

By then, the feral pig had arrived, heaped and barbecue-smoky, served with crisp corn and butter as it likely had been before — maybe on that very porch. History, suddenly, didn’t seem so distant. A breeze drifted across the candlelit porch where we’d been sweating, not uncomfort-

ably. “The air blowing through makes me feel like I’m in love,” someone said, all moonshine and wine-happy.

Just then, Maykuth nearly knocked me in the head with a rough-hewn slab of wood he had topped with a dessert of salted watermelon slices sprinkled with basil chiffonade, startling me out of my reverie. He then placed a jar of high-octane moonshine in my hand, and the near-braining was forgotten.

Not all Blind Pig suppers are so meatheavy, and likely you won’t find beaver or nutria at any of the future events — although it’s not out of the realm of possibility. To learn more and to purchase tickets for future events, visit blindpigofasheville.com. X Mackensy Lunsford can be reached at food@ mountainx.com.

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On the move: Danny Schwalje, left, a member of the student team from A-B Tech, tries to beat the clock in the 2011 American Culinary Federation National Student Team Championship in Dallas, Texas, on July 25. Courtesy of the American Culinary Federation

A-B Tech’s culinary program shines again A-B Tech’s culinary chops have never been in doubt, and the school has, once again, earned high honors in a national-level cooking contest.

The WNC Culinary Association, a team composed of students from A-B Tech’s culinary program, took home a silver medal from the American Culinary Federation‘s Student Team Championship. The contest was hosted at the ACF’s 2011 National Convention, held in Dallas, Texas, this year. All competing culinary teams passed through a series of state and regional competitions to land themselves in the Dallas challenge.

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The ACF Student Team Championship, established in 1992, is designed to raise the standards of culinary excellence and professionalism among students, promote camaraderie and educational opportunities, and act as a staging area for research and development of culinary concepts.

At the regional awards ceremony, the WNC Culinary Association received $1,000 from the American Academy of Chefs, ACF’s honor society, to assist them with travel expenses. In addition, the team received $1,100 and financial support for convention registration from R.L. Schreiber, Inc. Team members were: Sidney Ann Caton, Stephen Hertz, John “Danny�

Schwalje (team captain), Jonathan Zetterholm and Tracy Williams.

Charles deVries is the team’s coach.

Congratulations to the team. Learn more at acfchefs.org.

Ceviche and cerveza from Pisgah and the Market Place Ceviche and cerveza are a perfectly natural duo in the summertime.

That’s something that this writer learned the rather easy way while sitting near the beach in Costa Rica with a frothy Imperial pilsner and the classic cold dish of lime-juice marinated seafood.

While the Pisgah Brewing Company‘s taproom is nowhere near the beach (and pretty darn far from Costa Rica, for that matter), it’s still a fairly vacation-like piece of WNC. And the brewing company seems to understand the simple pleasures of a cold beer with a dish of ceviche, a little music in the background under the fading summer sun.

As part of a celebration of the impending end of summer (or the approaching autumn, if you want to be glass-half-full about it), The Market Place‘s chef William Dissen joins Pisgah on Wednesday, Aug. 24, for a night of live soul/jazz/dub sounds of Ben Hovey at the Black Mountain taproom.

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Oh Nona Mia!: Neopolitan-style pizza in Peter Affatato’s brick oven.

Quick bites One of Asheville’s most beloved Italian restaurants, Nona Mia, will be vacating its current location and moving into a larger venue, where sister restaurant Ritrovo Pizzeria is located. We’re looking forward to the marriage of chef/owner Peter Affatato’s two eateries. If you haven’t made it into Ritrovo yet, the dining room is wide-open and modern, and the back patio is a comfortable hideaway from the busy Haywood Road corridor.

The addition of Ritrovo’s classic yet modern gourmet Neapolitan-style pizzas to Nona Mia’s Italian-American “soul-food” options to will make for a well-rounded menu. Nona Mia will be located at 1050 Haywood Road in West Asheville. For more information, visit nonamiaasheville.com.

Asheville diner and restaurant, The Silver Dollar is closing on Sept. 1.

The Silver Dollar is located on the edge of the River Arts District across from the Grey Eagle, and has been open since (at least) 1935, according to a staffer there.

A restaurant group from Brooklyn, N.Y., now located in Asheville, will be leasing the property. Xpress will have more details next week, and online at mountainx.com.

Eat for a good cause at Firehouse Subs throughout the month of August.

Firehouse Subs Public Safety Foundation honors 13-year Asheville Fire Department veteran Capt. Jeff Bowen who died in the line of duty on July 28.

Through the rest of August, customers can round up their bill to the nearest dollar at 16 Firehouse Subs locations in North Carolina and South Carolina.

The funds will be used for the purchase and donation of lifesaving equipment for the Asheville Fire Department, in memory of Bowen.

Local Firehouse Subs locations include 105-B Rivershills Road in Asheville (299-7552), 100 Julian Lane in Arden (681-0850) and 825 Spartanburg Highway in Hendersonville (697-8344). For more information, visit firehousesubs.com.

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Ready to go back to school? So is Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. During the previous school year, ASAP’s Growing Minds Farm to School Cooking Program reached nearly 1,400 area students with the help of educators, chefs and community volunteers. Growing Minds works to connect farms and schools and give children positive experiences with healthy foods. Experiences include farm field trips, nutrition education, school gardens and local food in cafeterias.

Overwhelming interest and community participation in the ASAP’s recent Farm to School Cooking Conference indicates that the program is poised to impact even more children when the school year begins. The event was held in late July on the campus of UNCA, in partnership with the North Carolina Center for Health and Wellness, a new state hub for healthyliving initiatives to help prevent chronic disease among all

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Wondering what this special section is all about? All of the businesses that you see over the next few pages are Appalachian Grown Certified by Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project, which means that they purchase or sell certified, locally grown farm products. ASAP works to promote the businesses that support our local agriculture, which in turn helps our local food scene thrive. ASAP also links farmers to markets and supporters, and helps to build healthy communities through connections to local food. ASAP is part of the reason why we’re blessed with great farm-fresh produce and local meats — and a well-educated public in matters of what good food means. This school year, ASAP furthers its effort to teach local children about healthy foods; read on to learn more.

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Growing minds by the numbers ASAP’s Growing Minds Program received 40 cooking kits through Partnership for a Healthier America for this school year. They will go to 40 schools (one each) with grades ranging from pre-school through high school. The cookware kits contain items such as induction burners, stainless steel pots and pans, knives and utensils — generously donated to the partnership by several kitchen retailers, including All-Clad, Anchor Hocking, T-fal, TruBamboo and Zyliss.

The kits will also include a cookbook from American Express Publishing filled with healthy, nutritious recipes. The kits are sent directly from the Partnership, an independent 501c3 organization supporting the goals of the first lady’s Let’s Move! initiative.

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A show of hands: Students work on a winter squash soup recipe with chef Brian Knickrehm of Red Stag Grill. They even got to suggest a secret ingredient.

A winning suggestion? Bacon! Squashing obesity: Executive chef Adam Hayes and of Red Stag Grill lead a local squash cooking demonstration for all grades at Glen Arden Elementary. The end result, health and tasty winter squash soup!

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It’s interesting timing: the summer season is a busy one for local chefs, while it’s a season of (much-needed) downtime for teachers. Still, more than 100 cooks and educators from across WNC attended the event’s workshops. The goal? To get participants to prepare fresh local foods in the classrooms this school year.

Sessions were led by chefs, educators and otherwise star participants in ASAP’s cooking program last year. Though all of the participants in this program are worth noting, some of the chefs included Liz Button and Katie Button of Cúrate, Adam Hayes and Brian Knickrehm of the Red Stag Grill, and Becky Tillman from the Stable Café at Biltmore, along with chef Brian Ross, Biltmore’s director of food and beverage.

Topics ranged from “How to Get Kids to Try (and Like!) New Foods” to “Connecting to Curriculum.” During the sessions, Asheville’s top chefs shared their recipes, stories and tips with attendees new to cooking with children. The result? “I’m ready to cook now!

Bring on the students!” one teacher-turned-student said.

“Cooking fresh, whole food is a lost art,” says Dr. David Gardner, executive director of the N.C. Center for Health & Wellness. “This program gives kids all over Asheville and Buncombe County a new set of life skills. We’re grateful for the partnership with ASAP and their efforts to improve the health and well-being of the citizens of this region.”

To be a part of this hands-on, exciting work alongside fellow chefs, farmers, parents and other community members during the 2011-2012 school year, contact Program Coordinator Anna Littman at 236-1282 ext. 113 or anna@asapconnections.org. X

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Festivals for the dog days, the cooler months & beyond

by Alli Marshall Summer may be flying by, but don’t worry: the heat of August and the cooler months ahead promise lots of festival fun. We’re making plans now for a full season of events. We’re wild about Goombay, that celebration of African and Carribean culture (the dancing! the costumes! the food!) that happens downtown on The Block. We’re excited that the Lexington Avenue Arts and Fun Festival has blossomed into two days, as the fun was getting a little crowded for just one Sunday a year. You don’t want to miss the Mountain State Fair out at the Ag Center, with its wild rides and fried butter balls. There are newcomers and old-timers, but it’s certain that there’s something for everyone. Read on to find your fancy.

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Shindig on the Green The rundown: This, the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s longest-running folk festival, is a feast of old-time and bluegrass jams, clogging and smooth dance demonstrations, ballad singing and storytelling. Mountain life and lore are celebrated just as they have been for 46 seasons. Bolo ties and crinolines are appropriate attire.

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Asheville Wine and Food Festival The rundown: Really, get wine and food together in the same place and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got something to celebrate. WNC Magazine perfects that simple formula while also showcasing chefs, wineries, farmers and food producers around the area.

The dates: Friday and Saturday, Aug. 12 & 13 The location: Grove Arcade, Asheville and Western North Carolina Agricultural Center, Fletcher The cost: $75 VIP/$65 general admission More info at: wncmagazine.com/wineandfood

Music on Main Street The rundown: Hear pop, oldies and good old fashioned rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll on Friday nights, the perfect time to

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relax in a lawn chair and take in the sounds of summer. A dance area is just below the stage, perfect for kids or anyone who just canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stay in their seat.

The dates: Fridays, Aug. 12 & 19 The location: Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St. Hendersonville The cost: free More info at: historichendersonville.org

RiverFest 2011 The rundown: The highlight of this annual riparian celebration is the Anything that Floats Parade during which local groups race watercrafts of their own concoction. The more outlandish the better. Of course thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also food, beer from Craggie Brewery and live music. Josh Phillips Folk Festival headlines.

The dates: Saturday, Aug. 13 The location: French Broad River

Hendersonville street dances The rundown: Square dancing, clogging and the sounds of traditional banjos fill downtown Hendersonville at this annual festival. Local callers lead Appalachian dance and teach basic square dancing. Leave your pets at home and skip the beer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; no alcoholic beverages allowed.

The dates: Monday, Aug. 15 The location: Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St., Hendersonville The cost: free More info at: historichendersonville.org/street_dances.htm

NC State Bluegrass Festival The rundown: Celebrating 37 years, this festival is all about camping, and bluegrass. (No alcohol in the concert area.) The lineup includes Balsam Range, Dr. Ralph Stanley and His Clinch Mountain Boys, Rhonda Vincent & the Rage, Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver and many more.

The dates: Thursday through Saturday, Aug. 18-20

Lauderdale, Black Lillies, Blackberry Smoke, Dean Dillon and more.

The location: Tom Johnson Rally Park and Camping Center, 1885 U.S. Highway 70 West, Marion

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Aug. 19-21

The cost: $35 day tickets/$85 threeday tickets. Admission for children is $15/$45.

More info at: aandabluegrass.com

Shinefest The rundown: Troy & Sons Distillery presents this roots-heavy festival, hence the name. Nashville singer Matt Stillwell headlines, and other country artists will perform: Jim

The location: Fontana Village Resort, Fontana Dam The cost: $60/$40/camping and VIP packages available.

More info at: shinefest2011.eventbrite.com

Music on the Mountaintop The rundown: Not only is Music on the Mountaintop two days worth of Americana, newgrass, bluegrass,

acoustic, folk and funk performers (Sam Bush, Railroad Earth and Greensky Bluegrass are on this year’s bill), but it’s also a green festival. A portion of proceeds go to the Appalachian Energy Center.

The dates: Friday and Saturday, Aug. 26 & 27 The location: The Grandfather Campgrounds, Foscoe The cost: $70/$40; camping passes $15/$12 More info at: musiconthemountaintop.com

Goombay The rundown: Celebrate African and Caribbean culture on “The Block,” Eagle and Market Streets in downtown Asheville. 2011 marks the festival’s 30th anniversary. Caribbean-inspired street food, stilt dancers and vendors of everything from hand drums to shea butter make up the scene.

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Aug. 26-28 The location: Eagle and Market Streets, Asheville The cost: free More info at: ymicc.org/goombay.html

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North Carolina Apple Festival

Dirty Dancing Festival at Lake Lure

The rundown: Held each year over Labor Day weekend, the N.C. apple festival has been going strong for more than 60 years. Bring the family for live music each day, a street fair, children’s activities and a host of special events (apple breakfast, apple recipe contest, orchard tour). The King Apple Parade takes place on Monday.

The rundown: Perfect your mashed potato while reliving the romance of Baby and Johnny at Lake Lure, where the film Dirty Dancing was set. Dance lessons, film screenings, Q-and-As and watermelon carrying contests are just a taste of what the festival entails.

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Sept. 16-18

The dates: Friday through Monday, Sept. 2-5

The location: Venues around Lake Lure

The location: Downtown Hendersonville

The cost: Some events free/daytime family dance festival is $25/$30/$10

The cost: most events are free More info at: ncapplefestival.org

More info at: dirtydancingfestival.com

Del Yeah!

Southeast Tribes Celebration

The rundown: This second annual fest is hosted by Pisgah Brewing and the legendary Del McCoury, he of bluegrass fame and daring, innovative collaborations. Headliners include Del McCoury Band, Cornmeal, David Mayfield Parade and more.

The rundown: The aim of this festival is to reunite the original Native American tribes of the Southeast for a weekend’s worth of dancing, food, storytelling, living history, arts and crafts demonstrations, stickball, blowguns and more.

The dates: Saturday, Sept. 3

The dates: Friday and Saturday, Sept. 16 through 17

The location: Pisgah Brewing, 150 Eastside Drive, Black Mountain

The location: Cherokee Fair Grounds, Cherokee

The cost: $20 advance/$25 day of show, VIP tickets available.

The cost: $7 adults/$3 children

More info at: pisgahbrewing. com or delmccouryband.com

More info at: cherokeesmokies.com

Lexington Avenue Arts & Fun Festival The rundown: Affectionately called “LAAFF,” this gathering not only sources its food, drink, entertainment and artwork locally, but celebrates the local community that spawned it. LAAFF is a slice of Asheville’s whimsical, artistic and downright freaky side. Festivalgoers wear costumes and partake in bicycle jousting, local music and theater performances and locally made wares. This year is the first that the festival expands to two days.

The dates: Saturday and Sunday, Sept. 3 through 4 The location: Lexington Avenue, Asheville The cost: free More info at: lexfestasheville.com

Carolina Mountains Literary Fest The rundown: Think less hulahoop-y, more bifocal-y. The gathering is intended to unite authors and readers and to inspire writers. Lit Fest is for “novelists, poets, historians, journalists and everyday people

nc mountain state fair who enjoy stories, conversation and a real good time.” Readings, Q-andAs, panel discussions, storytellers and children’s programs are on the agenda. Ron Rash and Audrey Niffenegger are this year’s featured authors.

The dates:Friday and Saturday, Sept. 9 through 10 The location: Burnsville The cost: free (workshops are $25 per person) More info at: cmlitfest.org

N.C. Mountain State Fair The rundown: The annual state fair is expanding this year. That means more rides, more deep-fried munchies, more animal shows, more dance and song competitions and more concerts.

The dates: Friday, Sept. 9 through Sunday, Sept. 18

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photo by zen sutherland The location: Western North Carolina Agricultural Center, Fletcher The cost: $7 adults/$3 seniors and children More info at: mountainfair.org

Grandfather Mountain Kidfest The rundown: It’s a day for introducing kids to nature and getting them inspired about the culture of N.C. Activities include a guided hike, learning about birds, nature crafts, story time and face painting.

The dates: Saturday, Sept. 10 The location: Grandfather Mountain, Linville The cost: $15 adults/$13 seniors/$7 children ages 4-12 More info at: grandfather.com

Bristol Rhythm & Roots Reunion The rundown: According to the website, the Bristol Rhythm & Roots Reunion is no mere festival, it’s “an infectious, three-day music experience, bursting with creative passion, electricity, and soul.” It’s also bursting with 22 stages, a dance tent, artists and headliners like Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Railroad Earth and Marty Stuart & The Fabulous Superlatives.

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Sept. 16-18 The location: State Street, Bristol, Tenn.

The cost: $42 More info at: bristolrhythm.com

Catawba RiverFest The rundown: Get out your kayak and spruce up your canoe for a day of water derby. While spectators wait for boats to arrive at the finish line, they can watch a rehabilitated raptor fly to freedom. Live hawks, owls and eagles will also be on display at this eco-themed festival.

The dates: Saturday, Sept. 17 The location: Lake James State Park, Nebo, N.C. The cost: free More info at: heritagealliance.org

Mountain Heritage Day The rundown: The 37th annual Mountain Heritage Day, held on the campus of Western Carolina University, is part old-time mountain fair and part Southern Appalachian showcase. Cherokee stickball, shapenote singing, a chainsaw competition and a heritage encampment are some of the day’s offerings.

The dates: Saturday, Sept. 24 The location: Western Carolina University, Collowhee The cost: free More info at: wcu.edu/12743.asp

French Broad Fall Fest The rundown: The popular, laidback French Broad River Festival (that happens each May) debuts a new incarnation this year with the Fall Fest. It’s a celebration of craft beer and music, with a lineup that will be sure to get the revelers dancing in the forest: The Lee Boys, Yarn, Eyes of the Elders, Josh Phillips Folk Festival, Aaron Woody Wood, Sons of Ralph and more. Oh yeah, it’s also a beer festival, with a brew tent and unlimited craft brew samplings from nearly 20 local and regional breweries, from 4 to 11 p.m.

The dates: Saturday, Sept. 24 The location: Hot Springs Campground The cost: $75 includes beer samples/$60 without/all tickets include camping More info at: frenchbroadfallfest.com

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Asheville Art in the Park The rundown: Nationally known/ locally based artists exhibit their work while connecting with the community during this biannual festival.

Visitors can wander through the displays and shop at an art market where 10 percent of proceeds are donated to a local-art nonprofit.

The dates: Saturdays, Oct. 1-15 The location: Pack Square Park, Asheville The cost: free More info at: ashevilleartinthepark.com

Cherokee Indian Fair The rundown: A tried-and-true festival if ever there was one: This year marks the 99th anniversary of the Eastern Band of Cherokee’s annual fair. Carnival rides and games, Cherokee foods and an exhibit hall displaying the traditional and contemporary arts and crafts of the Eastern Band are part of the draw.

There are also bands each night and a fireworks show.

The dates: Tuesday through Saturday, Oct. 4-8 The location: Cherokee Fair Grounds, Cherokee The cost: $10 More info at: cherokee-nc.com

Stingy Jack’s Pumpkin Patch The rundown: It’s the first year of this festival, which will take place in

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photo by rich orris the Pisgah Forest mountains. Expect scenes carved from pumpkins, a corn maze, hay rides and local art.

The dates: Oct. 14 to 16, 21 to 23, 28 to 30.

The location: Mountains and Meadows at Turkey Pen in Pisgah Forest, near Brevard The cost: $15/$12.50 More info at: stingyjackspumpkinpatch.com

Hard Lox Jewish Festival The rundown: Celebrate Jewish culture with traditional foods, Israeli dancing, crafts, klezmer music, a kids’ zone and more. “Have your name written in Hebrew, discover the Torah, learn about Jewish holidays and festivals, and join in the singing and dancing,” says the website.

The dates: Sunday, Oct. 16 The location: Downtown Asheville The cost: free More info at: hardloxjewishfestival.org

Lake Eden Arts Festival The rundown: Once you’ve been you know: Fall colors, gorgeous mountain surroundings, a wealth of roots, worldbeat and eclectic music, cultural and healing arts, dancing, drumming, morning yoga, late-night parties and tons of family-friendly activities. The fall headliners for this biannual event include Sweet Honey in the Rock, Leo Kottke and Wanda Jackson.

The dates: Thursday through Sunday, Oct. 20-23

Orange Peel and Thomas Wolfe Auditorium.

The location: Lake Eden Road, Black Mountain

The cost: $199.50 (final-tier pricing) for full weekend

The cost: Weekend passes are $151 adults/$124 kids, Weekend plus Thursday $174/$144. Community tickets are $99/$84 Friday-Sunday, $42/$34 Friday or Sunday, $52/$45 Saturday.

More info at: moogfest.com

More info at: theleaf.org

Craft Fair of the Southern Highlands The rundown: Twice a year is twice as good, and so members of the Southern Highlands Craft Guild showcase and demonstrate their work spring and fall at this fair, now in its 64th year. October brings demos in bookworks, Raku pottery and natural dyeing and spinning.

Franklin Pumpkin Festival The rundown: You may think that this annual event (gearing up for its 28th year) is all about Jack-o’lanterns. Not so. There’s a cemetary tour, a costume contest, live music and dance and lots of food. Sample entries in the chili cook-off and the Memphis BBQ Network-sanctioned Battle of the BBQ contest.

Weaverville Art Safari

The rundown: Following a wildly successful first year, electronic music festival Moogfest returns with three days of workshops and live music.

This year’s lineup includes The Flaming Lips, Moby, Passion Pit and STS9, among others.

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Oct. 28-30 The location: Venues around Asheville, including the Civic Center,

30 Performing Groups, singers, strolling musicians, carriage rides and more!

The cost: free

The location: Asheville Civic Center

Moogfest

It’s Dickens Festival Time in Biltmore Village

The location: Main Street, Franklin More info at: historicfranklin.com/ events/pumpkinfest

More info at: southernhighlandguild.org

December 2, 3, 4

The dates: Saturday, Oct. 29

The dates: Thursday through Sunday, Oct. 20-23

The cost: $8/free for children under age 12

Save the Date!

The rundown: It’s both a studio stroll and a weekend drive through the scenic countryside around Weaverville, N.C. Visit artists in their home, watch demonstrations and purchase unique arts and crafts. A gala pre-event party, with a silent auction, food and entertainment, takes place before each of the biannual safaris.

The dates: Saturday and Sunday, Tentative dates set for Oct. 29-30 The location: Weaverville and surrounding areas The cost: free More info at: weavervilleartsafari.com

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65th Asheville Antiques Fair

photo by joshua cole The dates: Friday, Nov. 4 through Sunday, Nov. 13

The rundown: One of the oldest antiques fairs in the Southeast, this extravaganza includes more than 40 antiques dealers from all over the East Coast. There is also a lecture series and an heirloom road show.

The dates: Friday through Sunday, Nov. 4-6 The location: Crowne Plaza, Asheville The cost: $10, good for all three days More info at: ashevilleantiquesfair.com

Asheville International Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Film Festival The rundown: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Moving minds through moviesâ&#x20AC;? is the tagline for this 10-day festival which celebrates more than 70 films from 25 countries.

Animation, features, shorts and historical films are represented, as well as interactive workshops, a kick-off gala and a costume pancake breakfast.

The location: Held at various venues around Asheville The cost: tickets on sale Sept. 1 More info at: aicff.org

National Gingerbread House Competition & Display The rundown: Bakers (both novice and professional) from across the country try their hand at creating award-winning edible architecture.

The results range from traditional icing-and-gumdrop-trimmed gingerbread cottages to fanciful culinary feats, like Hogwarts Castle and Noahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ark. The dates: Monday, Nov. 14Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 The location: The Grove Park Inn Resort & Spa, Asheville The cost: free to view More info at: groveparkinn.com

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Summer playlist

Some local albums to keep the spirit sweating

by Joe Chapman What better way to wind down your summer than with a sampler of some of the area’s best new releases? From bluegrass to prog rock, check out these tunes for your end-of-summer anthem.

Johnson’s Crossroad, Mockingbird

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The male baritone voice in rock ‘n’ roll is polarizing. Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder is perhaps the best example of the divisive phenomenon: his guttural bellow provokes an innate reaction on first listen, and the response is usually either distinct love or intense hate. Creed’s Scott Stapp furthered the divide by making the low vocal range instantly parodic with his constant embellishments and gaudy style. The range itself has become a meme: say, if you want to make fun of Creed, you swoop and hold a deep vibrato. With the risk of sounding ridiculous, it’s an extremely hard voice to pull off, but Paul Johnson, lead vocalist for Johnson’s Crossroad, manages to do it with convincing gusto and compelling execution on his band’s latest album, Mockingbird.

When you hear Johnson for the first time, be prepared for one of the most raspy, dirty growls known to the vocal fry register, the lowest of the low.

Moving between folk, bluegrass, blues and soul, Johnson’s voice is versatile and emotive, and its rough, unrestrained rumble benefits from an exceptionally clear recording that will keep you coming back to the album, exploring the depth of his voice and its intimidating yet endearing quality. “In the Breeze” tells the story of a homesick mountain man yearning for his home in the hills, a part that’s a natural fit for Johnson, and one that probably becomes all too real on tour. Keith Minguez’s mandolin playing shines on the album, particularly on “Storm Keeps Moving In,” where his constant alternation between fluttering, chopping and picking makes his one instrument sound like three.

Every track brings in new instrumentation and the constant variation keeps the album fresh until its slow-burning climax, “Wait and See,” a calming “it gets better” refrain that makes Johnson’s bearish demeanor a lot more cuddly.

The Cheeksters, The Golden Birds

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The Cheeksters, born of a love sparked by the chance encounter between two people on a London train, make music to be enjoyed.

Twenty-two years into the band’s (and the couple’s) marriage, the latest release by Mark and Shannon Casson is another collection of familiar, fun and upbeat pop songs. The Golden Birds embraces the British Invasion sound with horn sections straight out of Magical Mystery Tour, a David Bowie vocal vibrato and a mix of dry, distorted guitars and Wurlitzer pianos, all backed by Mark’s thick British accent and clipped consonants.

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Above and beyond: Top, Albatross Party balances compositional intricacy and accessible songwriting. Bottom, bluegrass act Dehlia Low wields top-notch musicianship and intricate vocal harmonies.

ABOVE photo by MIKE BELLEME / bottom photo by sandlin gaither

“Who Said Life Would Be Easy” best represents the band’s ability to stir up classic sounds and conjure something redolent, but new and exciting in its homage. A phasered guitar riff drives the intro and the chanted lyrics give panache to the song. Even behind so many influences, you can hear The Cheeksters style develop under Mark’s kooky Englishman persona. It’s a nostalgia act, but that’s the appeal of The Cheeksters. The Golden Birds is full of radio-friendly sounds and its bubbly pace will probably make for a great car commercial aimed at hip 20-somethings.

Dehlia Low, Ravens & Crows If you appreciate anything about bluegrass, Ravens & Crows and its top-notch musicianship and intricate vocal harmonies will soon become

a part of your most-played collection. But you might want to keep your listening experience self-contained. The band has plastered a rather audacious statement as an unavoidable banner on everything from the top of its website to the “about” page to press releases and promotional materials: depending on which one you come across, it reads something like, “Dehlia Low pushes bluegrass squarely into the emerging Americana genre, combining their tenacious, authentic vocal style with extraordinary instrumental prowess…”

The band members have their chops, that’s indisputable, and I guess you can call vocalists Anya Hinkle and Stacy Claude’s country twang and restrained vocal style authentic.

But to say that this straightforward bluegrass album has somehow broken through into clear-

ly defined Americana is pretentious and an unfortunate contradiction. The statement itself makes a nice-sounding, epigrammatic selling point, but it’s ridiculous to present bluegrass as something else. The lines between the two genres are already fairly indiscernible — whereas bluegrass is a type of American roots music, Americana is just an amalgam of early traditions — and there’s nothing to suggest that Dehlia Low has pushed anything or gone anywhere but where they belong. It’s remiss to taint the band as Americana, an imitative and heavily derivative genre, when its style is so nailed-down and plainly and wholesomely bluegrass.

I think what the overzealous advertising means to say, in a more roundabout way, is that this album is accessible enough to be marketable to fans of The Avett Brothers, Mumford & Sons and other artists in the “emerging Americana” genre. It’s come full circle. Americana music was once the antithesis to commercialized country music, and now that idea has been cannibalized and the anti-corporate aesthetic has become a neatly wrapped package for prospective fans and CD buyers. Ravens & Crows is a stunningly refined bluegrass album regardless of its misnomer/identity crisis. But it speaks to the coming overindulgence of the Americana genre: A bluegrass band is proving it’s now more profitable to mislabel yourself.

Albatross Party, Glass Albatross Party isn’t a band that immediately identifies itself as progressive rock, but with polyrhythms, alternating meters and the type of frantic tom fills that Neil Peart dreams of, Glass has a lot of Rush Permanent Waves-era flavor.

The opening track, “Fall” follows the adrenaline-fueled collapse of a relationship: “You were my first love,” sings vocalist, keyboard player and Geddy Lee-counterpart Tiziana Severse.

When the bass hits a riff during the song’s anthemic chorus, you have no choice but to raise a single fist in the air and bob your head.

Unfortunately, headphone-listeners might be miffed by the song’s mix: “Fall” sticks out from the rest of the album as washed-out, with the drums suffering from a robotic sound, like they were either recorded on an electric drum kit and perfectly quantized or just mastered completely flat. The dynamics are lost somewhere in the lossy compression or lack of humanization.

If you don’t mind, it’s worth sticking out. “The

Alchemist” brings in a more coherent Omar Rodriguez sound with a trebly bass, bongo drums and the percussive pop of a cowbell. The song showcases the musicianship of Albatross Party with varying time signatures and adventurous guitar solos that work their way up and down the fretboard. The bass’ funky midrange slowly ducks behind the drums and guitar and returns in time for one final series of time signature changes. Albatross Party probably prefers to avoid the progressive rock label and its stigma (for the same reason jam bands don’t like being called jam bands), but what they’re doing is inherently progressive. Rarely does a band find a balance between musicianship, compositional intricacy and accessible songwriting. If you’re looking for a theme song to your summer, look no further than Glass.

Mimi Bell, You’re Not Loving Me The story behind You’re Not Loving Me marks another chapter in Seth Kauffman’s bizarre history as a producer. It’s quite the departure from his prior collaborative work with Angi West’s Opportunity Cost. Mary Ellen Bush, the real Mimi Bell, recorded a few GarageBand demos with herself singing, playing guitar and harmonica, and sent them to Kauffman, a longtime friend. The Floating Action mastermind responded by saying he was going to play all the instruments on the album and Bush’s role was to be the singer. And so, Bush trusting Kauffman’s direction, Mimi Bell and You’re Not Loving Me was born.

The album is a series of broken-love songs and stories of heartache. But its tone is far from sorrowful, and the repetitive, delicate percussion combined with Bush’s soft croon give a soothing, upward drive to the album. The title track brings a soulful confession from Bush, and matched with Kauffman’s backing vocals and mellow slide guitar, the song makes moving on effortless. Fans of West’s Opportunity Cost will enjoy the similar vocal melodies on songs like “Too Much” and the lo-fi, reverbdrenched production makes this album perfect for a set of laptop speakers. You’re Not Loving Me makes mourning a breakup or failed relationship uncomplicated. X Joseph Chapman can be reached at jchapman@ mountainx.com.

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Miles of Skyline

Uncle Mountain’s new release

by Dane Smith Uncle Mountain performs with a disarming ease that makes it seem as though the trio was born playing breezy folk rock.

And while congenital folkie is a stretch, it’s not so far from the truth. Dan Shearin, Ryan Lassiter and Ryan Furstenberg have been playing together for 10 years, since the three met in high school. These days, they share a house, complete with a rehearsal space and recording studio in the basement, and spend nearly all of their time together.

“If we’re awake, we’re around each other, with a few breaks here and there,” Shearin admits.

It’s not surprising then that the musical chemistry runs deep. But there’s a lot more to Uncle Mountain than chemistry. At the heart of the band’s appeal lies a knack for crafting pop-friendly folk rock grounded in complex rhythms, hints of Western twang and Appalachian harmonies with a Beatlesesque spin.

The latest album showcases offerings from all three members, who, in addition to contributing songs, often trade instrumental duties during live performances. From the bouncy, banjo-centric country flavor of “Hot Sun” to the warm, enchanting melody of the album’s closer, “Whiskey Gingers,” it’s a stew of modern roots, steeped in classic rock

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Congenital folkies? For nearly two years, Uncle Mountain has been performing three to four nights a week. “You can practice a lot, but you really get a sense of what works when you play it live,” says drummer Ryan Lassiter, left. and peppered with bits of indie rock and pop sensibilities.

Fans will recognize much of the material from local performances, but the recording captures an energy and freshness rarely achieved when recording familiar tracks.

And that’s no accident. Uncle Mountain spent months recording in the home studio before scrapping nearly the entire project to capture an intangible element that was lacking in the dry recording environment.

“We were overdubbing, starting with drums, then adding guitar,” explains Shearin.

“A lot of overdubbing,” adds Lassiter.

“And we weren’t capturing the energy we wanted.”

So when an opportunity arose to house-sit a friend’s cabin in Swannanoa, the band saw an opportunity. For five days, they holed up there and recorded the majority what would become Miles of Skyline live.

“There’s a big, two-story ceiling in the living room and the upstairs is lofted,” recalls Lassiter. “It’s all wood paneling, so it makes for a really good sound. They had a fireburning stove to heat the place. It was a good time.

“It felt really productive,” he adds, “and it was just a very unified vision. We knew what we had to get done. There was no real busy work about it. It felt good to plow through that stuff.”

The approach worked. There’s an undeniable energy to the recording that captures the band’s stellar live show, and what overdubs were added to the project only serve to enhance the intention of the songs. Often, the temptation to pile on layers in the studio, especially for multi-instrumentalists, can muddy otherwise clear and precise tracks.

That was something the band readily admits they had to overcome.

“We definitely did some overdubbing. But on our last record, we went a little nuts,” says Shearin.

“This was almost like a backlash to that, and we still went over a little,” adds Lassiter.

“It’s not a total trio album,” Furstenberg agrees, “but we made a conscious effort to make it so the songs were a lot more playable live, because we’re a live band now. More so than our first album.”

That’s the modest way to put it. For almost two years, Uncle Mountain has been playing three to four shows every week, hitting cities like Charleston, Cincinnati, Washington D.C., Savannah and a host of other regional markets. The trio maintained that schedule even when recording, which meant playing music, either on stage or in the studio, seven days a week, up to seven hours a day. It’s exhausting to even think about, but Uncle Mountain approaches it from a more practical standpoint.

“That’s kind of how we make our living,” says Furstenberg, nonchalantly.

“It’s pretty much impossible to have a job and tour at the point we’re at,” adds Lassiter.

“Which is kind of scary, because we’re still at a point where it’s kind of touch and go sometimes, economically speaking. But I could never see any of us going back to a job now.”

And remember that disarming ease?

Lassiter credits the relentless performance schedule with honing the band’s craft.

You can practice a lot, but you really get a sense for what works when you play it live,” he says. “And just over the course of about two years now, since we really started playing every weekend, it’s made a world of difference. We’re a different band.

Despite the grueling schedule and seemingly endless rehearsals and touring, it’s apparent the band has no regrets about jumping in head first.

“For the most part, it’s really good to just be playing music,” Furstenberg says. “It’s a decision, you know.” X

missedconnections

Fly Me Courageous You wouldn’t change seats so that I could sit next to my boyfriend (11 years and he’s still my boyfriend — what a joke!) on my flight back from Costa Rica. You had me lean forward so the flight attendant wouldn’t catch you pouring the three mini bottles of vodka you snuck onto the plane straight into the Mrs. T’s can, and then you didn’t even bother to offer me a drink. You snarled at everyone who dared speak to you, trampled my backpack (there were three sand dollars in there, thanks), slept with your mouth open and stole my biscuit cookies. Damn.

I’m wildly attracted to your complete lack of social skills, and I can’t stop fantasizing about what you might be like.

Bring your mini bar to The Grey Eagle for Drivin’ and Cryin’ if you’re curious, too.

The Southern Rock band Drivin’ and Cryin’ formed more than 25 years ago in Atlanta.

The band released its first studio album in 12 years in 2009, The Great American Bubble Factory. Drivin’ performs at the Grey Eagle at 9 p.m. on Thursday, Aug. 11.

Helping disoriented romantics navigate the sea of love

by Becky Upham Although Becky will continue to write periodic Profilers, her weekly column will now include new features such as Musical Missed Connections, Have You Seen this Band? and the occasional Personality Quiz. Contact her at beckyupham@gmail. com.

The Way It Is

Time to Waste

“In this world, but not of it.” Those were your words to me as you gently massaged my soles (and soul!) during my Gentleman’s Mountain Stream Foot Treatment at the Grove Park Inn Spa. Could you tell from the yin yang symbol tattooed on my ankle that I totally get that? I still need my 800-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets and wine decanter even when I camp at Bonnaroo, and I know from your kind eyes that you don’t judge me for that.

Last Friday I spotted you at the Merrimon Avenue Dunkin’ Do’nuts. You were dressed in black, eating powdered Munchkins and drinking coffee while reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Even though I’m rarely interested in anything until at least 10:30 a.m., you stayed in my thoughts all morning. What kind of grown man eats a Munchkin? Who in America has not read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Why wasn’t the front of your shirt all powdery? I drove there again at lunch, telling myself I needed gas but hoping I might see you. There you were in the same seat, but eating a bagel and reading The Notebook. Again, questions and more questions. I don’t know if I like you or want to make fun of you, but I definitely want to know you.

Come to Alkaline Trio next week so I can find out.

When I shared my “after” aura imaging photo you saw the very essence of who I am: peaceful, yet still searching. If you want to know more about the mystery of me, let’s meet at Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers.

Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers are playing as part of the Biltmore Concert Series on Thursday, Aug. 11, 8 p.m. He won the Best New Artist Grammy in 1987, and he collaborated with the Grateful Dead for several years. Original lineup of Bela Fleck & the Flecktones opens.

Alkaline Trio plays The Orange Peel on Wednesday, Aug. 17, 7:30 p.m. This emo-punk band formed in 1996 and just released its eighth studio album, Damnesia, last month.

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The Last Laugh

Happy 5 Year Anniversary

The Magnetic Theatre’s artistic director, Steven Samuels, returns to the stage for the first time in two dozen years in The Last Laugh, which he also wrote.

He portrays lead character Chuck Wiles, “the outrageously gay, pot-smoking leader of a renowned but impoverished comic theater troupe that teeters on the edge of ruin before a mysterious gift from an anonymous patron arrives.”

Tracey Johnston-Crum and Rodney Smith also star, Lucia Del Vecchio directs.

Low-priced ($8) previews run Thursday and Friday, Aug. 11 and 12, opening night is Saturday, Aug. 13. 7:30 p.m. on Thursdays-Saturdays, 10 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. $12/$14. themagneticfield.com.

Tim Reynolds

Thank You Asheville for your continued support & loyalty!

Purchase any 60 minute treatment and receive a complimentary $25 gift card for your next visit!

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Tim Reynolds is best known as the guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. In addition to guitar, Reynolds also plays piano, sitar, drums, violin, bass, keyboards, djembe, harp and he sings.

Reynolds formed his own electric funk trio, TR3, prior to meeting Matthews — that band is still a strong side project and will be headlining Pisgah Brewing Company (on the inside stage) on Thursday, Aug. 11, 9 p.m. They’ll play new material off just-released From SPACE and Beyond, as well as songs from the band’s back catalog. $12 advance/$16 day of show. pisgahbrewing.com.

Tune In to Cranky Hanke’s Movie Reviews

Featuring the Artwork of

Adam Tetens Open Reception August 13, 6-9pm

5:30 pm Fridays on Matt Mittan’s Take a Stand.

heady glass, local art & funky fashion 426 Haywood, West Avl • thecircleasheville.com 254-3332

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Thomas Wolfe Memorial furniture If furniture is, to you, simply something under which dust bunnies breed, then the upcoming special program at the Thomas Wolfe Memorial might not be your thing. If, however, you’ve often wished armoires could talk and sideboards could reveal all the long-forgotten suppers over which they presided, then get thee to the Old Kentucky Home on Saturday, Aug. 13 when Leslie Klingner, furniture expert and curator of interpretation at the Biltmore Estate, will lead two tours of the memorial’s antiques. Furniture styles include Gothic Revival, Renaissance Revival and Eastlake Antiques. 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. (45 minutes each). Free. ncculture.com.

Robin Hood “Sweeping adventure and diabolical villainy collide in this fast-paced swashbuckler,” says Parkway Playhouse of its latest production, Robin Hood: The Legend of Sherwood. The new take on the famous archer-turned-outlaw tale is written by Jeff Douglas Messer (with Robert Akers), who also directs (with Andrew Gall) the production. Asheville Lyric Opera veteran Dominic Aquilino stars as Robinhood; the play is set in Medieval England where the Merry Men have banded together in Sherwood Forest to make a stand against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. Expect plenty of sword play. Performances run Friday, Aug. 12 through Saturday, Aug. 20. Shows at 7:30 p.m. Thursday-Saturday and 5 p.m. on Sunday. $10-$20. parkwayplayhouse.com.

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Now Open at Noon Fri, Sat & Sun

where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules

pinball, foosball, ping-pong & a kickass jukebox kitchen open until late 504 Haywood Rd. West Asheville • 828-255-1109 “It’s bigger than it looks!”

DOWNTOWN ON THE PARK fine foods • 30 brews on tap • patio sports room • 110” projector event space • Sunday Brunch 11-2pm

LIVE MUSIC... NEVER A COVER Thur 8/11

Howie Johnson

(acoustic, rock)

Sat 8/13

Open mic, 9pm

BoBo Gallery

High Life

Creatures Cafe

Salsa night (free lessons, followed by dance)

Wed., August 10 5 Walnut Wine Bar

Juan Benavides Trio (flamenco), 8-10pm Athena’s Club

Disclaimer Standup Lounge (comedy open mic), 9pm Open mic

Open mic/jam, 7pm The Get Down

Flies Around It w/ Dope Body, HUME & Albert Adams Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy’s All Girl Singer Showcase

Good Stuff

Vanuatu Kava Bar

Grove Park Inn

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Open mic

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long @ Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar, 8pm-1am Handlebar

Destroy All Sweaters (Weezer tribute) w/ Everlasting Earle Haywood Lounge

Open mic

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: Renjith Iya presents: World Music Elevation Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

(acoustic, rock)

Marc Keller Duo

•To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed.

•To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue.

•Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Dane Smith at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801. Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland.

•Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed.

•The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues.

•Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

Blue Note Grille

The Go Devils (psychobilly, punk) Olive or Twist

Cadillac Rex (suft, rockabilly), 8pm Orange Peel

Underoath (rock, metal) w/ Times of Grace, Stray from the Path & Letlive Red Room

Dance party w/ DJ Steele TallGary’s Cantina

Open mic

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Good Stuff

Gene Peyroux & the Acoustalectric Pedals of Love (rock, funk, soul) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Grove Park Inn

Red Room

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long @ Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar, 8pm-1am Handlebar

Wild Wing Cafe

Haywood Lounge

Thu., August 11

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Barley’s Taproom

Jack of the Wood Pub

Alien Music Club (jazz jam) Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk, roots) Boiler Room

Local DJ Exposure Night (electronic, dance)

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ Go Hard

One Leg Up (jazz, swing) Dance party w/ DJ Steele Red Step Artworks

Open mic

Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Open mic w/ Greg Speas, 7-10pm

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Jeff Michaels, 6pm

Straightaway Cafe

Grace Adele (Americana, country)

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

TallGary’s Cantina

Asheville music showcase

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

The Get Down

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: Songs of Water (acoustic, folk, world) w/ Troubel & Brett Harris Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Open mic, 6-9pm

Avery County (bluegrass) w/ Southbound Turnaround & Viva La Vox

Creatures Cafe

Olive or Twist

Craggie Brewing Company

TR3 feat: Tim Reynolds

Purple Onion Cafe

Max Melner Orchestra Wing of Fire w/ Jeff & Justin (acoustic)

Pisgah Brewing Company

Drivin’ n’ Cryin’ (Southern rock) w/ Taylor Moore Trio

Toad the Wet Sprocket (rock) w/ Mark Kano

Westville Pub

Howie Johnson (rock, acoustic)

If You Wannas (indie, pop, rock) w/ The Leer Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz & friends Vincenzo’s Bistro

Ginny McAfee (singer-songwriter)

Emerald Lounge

West Coast swing dancing w/ The Heather Masterton Quartet, 8pm

Fred’s Speakeasy

Neckbreaka Society (hip-hop) w/ guests

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Johnny Winter (rock, blues) w/ Damon Fowler

Fri., August 12

Pack’s Tavern

Altamont Brewing Company

“Holy Hip-Hop” w/ DJ Besbleve The Legendary JC’s (funk, R&B, soul) Little High Little Low

Jacob Johnson (folk, funk)

Westville Pub

One Stop Bar

Zoll/Marsh Duo (jazz)

Orange Peel

Dance party w/ DJ Moto

Wild Wing Cafe

Fri 8/12

D.J. Moto

(dance, pop hits, old school)

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uncle mountain

w/ Dirty BourBon river Show & eS Guthrie • 8:30Pm

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w/ taylor moore trio • 9Pm

nu Blu • 8Pm

muD tea, JarviS JenkinS BanD & Beta maxx • 8:30Pm

Joey caPe (of laGwaGon)

8/19

w/ matt evanS & Jeff riDDle 9Pm

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Brian mcGee farewell Show w/ electric owlS & PJ BonD 9Pm

8/20

appleseed cast | Jason isbell | emmit-nershi Band Secret chiefs 3 | chris knight | trampled by turtles

Carolina Call Time (feat: members of High Windy and Dehlia Low) w/ The Dan River Drifters

Kelen Heller (hard rock) w/ Dogfight & Riot to Fail

Live music

Highland Brewing Company

Athena’s Club

Grant DaSantos Band (rock, soul, blues) CD release party

Moses Atwood, Liam Mckay & Chris Wilhelm (singer/songwriters)

Mark Appleford (singer/songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Ruby Mayfield & friends (rock, blues) Vanuatu Kava Bar

Iron Horse Station

Ron Moore (Americana, folk)

Space Medicine & the Mystic Ferrymen (ambient, folk, jam)

BoBo Gallery

Jack of Hearts Pub

Village Wayside Bar and Grille

Earthtone Soundsystem Boiler Room

Jeff & Vida (Americana, bluegrass) w/ Ryan Cavanaugh

Anne Steiber (Americana) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Mechanaut (rock) w/ Air to Burn & Digital Natives Collective

Jack of the Wood Pub

The Hooligans (Celtic)

Peggy Ratusz (1st & 3rd Fridays) Ginny McAfee (2nd & 4th Fridays)

Creatures Cafe

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

White Horse

Eleven on Grove

Olive or Twist

Classicopia: “Mellow Cello” feat: Daniel Weiser & Anna Wittstruck

Zumba “In da Club” dance party, 8pm-midnight

Live jazz, Motown & rock, 8pm

Emerald Lounge

One Stop Bar

Country Fried Fridays w/ Chase Rice

Karina Mia w/ Ilia

Pierce Edens and the Dirty Work (alt-country, blues, rock) Feed and Seed

Adam Pope Band (Americana, country) Fred’s Speakeasy

Soft Opening (psychedelic, rock) w/ Below & Everyone Wins French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Dave Desmelik (folk, Americana) Garage at Biltmore

Telic (metal) w/ As Sick as Us & more Good Stuff

The Rose Familiar (rock)

Tinsley Ellis (blues)

Ralph Roddenbery w/ L.J. & Papa String Band Orange Peel

Doc Aquatic (indie, rock) w/ Big Hungry & The Critters Pack’s Tavern

Marc Keller Duo (classic rock) Pisgah Brewing Company

Abbey Road (Beatles tribute) Red Room

Dance party w/ DJ D-Day or DJ Drea Scandals Nightclub

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 1am

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Wild Wing Cafe

Sat., August 13 Athena’s Club

Mark Appleford (singer/songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Mark Bumgarner (Americana, bluegrass, country) BoBo Gallery

A Ghost Like Me (instrumental, rock) w/ Graviton Project (live electronica) Boiler Room

Hydraphonic (rock, jazz, experimental)

Eric Congdon (singer/songwriter), 7pm

Craggie Brewing Company

Straightaway Cafe

Neal Crowley (Americana, blues, country)

Creatures Cafe

Donna Germano (hammered dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (piano classics & standards), 5:30-7:30pm The Business (Motown funk), 8-11pm Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long @ Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar, 8pm-1am

TallGary’s Cantina

Emerald Lounge

Handlebar

The Market Place

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Uncle Mountain (indie folk) CD release show w/ Dirty Bourbon River Show & ES Guthrie Grove Park Inn

Southern Experience

The Chop House

Live jazz, 6-10pm

The Get Down

Ocoai w/ Doom Ribbons & Judas Horse

Billiards

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Sport’s Bar

Joshua Lee (folk, soul), 7pm Kings of the Foxfire

The Nova Echo (ambient, electronic, rock) w/ Sugar Glyder & DJ Don Fred’s Speakeasy

Doco w/ Blackfoot Gypsies French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Ten Cent Poetry (acoustic, folk)

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Garage at Biltmore

Fast Nasty w/ Spooky Jones, THUMP & Jer-Bear Good Stuff

2

Dave Desmelik (singer-songwriter)

WED. 8/10

MAX MELNER ORCHESTRA $1 off all Whiskey

ZOLL / MARSH DUO

(American, Folk, Country)

FREE SHOW! $1 off All Vodkas

FRI. 8/12

THUR. 8/11

TRIVIA NIGHT 9 pm • Prizes

$3.50 Gin & Tonics • Bring A Team

MAC LEAPHART & MY RAGGED COMPANY

(Americana, Country, Southern Rock) $5 Robo Shots

SUN. 8/14

(Hosted by Amanda Platt of The Honeycutters)

Buy 1, Get 1 Half Off Appetizers $4 Margaritas

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Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

One Leg Up (jazz, swing), 2-5pm Bill Covington (piano classics & standards), 5:30-7:30pm Kellin Watson (folk rock, pop, soul), 8-11pm Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long @ Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar, 8pm-1am

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Roots jam w/ Kevin Scanlon Arcade Asheville

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BoBo Gallery

Wilhelm & McKay Grove Park Inn

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop, guitar), 6:30-10:30pm Handlebar

Viva Le Vox (punk, honkey-tonk, vaudeville) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Lotion (“aggressive lounge”) Red Room

Wild Wing Cafe

The Bywater

Hotel Indigo

Back N Black (AC/DC tribute)

“Asheville’s Best Bluegrass Jam,” 8:30pm

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm

Sun., August 14

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Iron Horse Station

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Jerome Widenhouse & friends (jazz), 7-9pm

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Jamie Paul (Americana) Jack of Hearts Pub

BoBo Gallery

Headway

Westville Pub

Now You See Them (folk, indie, pop) Jack of the Wood Pub

Boiler Room

Cary Fridley & Down South (blues, country, roots)

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am

Tue., August 16

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Fred’s Speakeasy

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Luke Punk w/ The Citizens & Alligator Indian Grove Park Inn

Two Guitars (classical), 10am-noon Bob Zullo (jazz, pop), 6:30-10:30pm Hotel Indigo

Open mic

Vocal jazz session w/ Sharon LaMotte, 7:30pm Marc Keller Open mic

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Corbin & Bones (jazz, swing), 8-10pm Altamont Brewing Company

Open mic w/ Zachary T, 8:30pm Creatures Cafe

Singer/songwriter showcase Eleven on Grove

Olive or Twist

The 42nd Street Jazz Band, 8pm

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm

One Stop Bar

Jack of the Wood Pub

The Courdouroy Road w/ Packway Handle Band

Irish session, 3 & 5pm

Pack’s Tavern

Luella’s Bar-B-Que

DJ Moto (dance, pop)

Jon Corbin (of Firecracker Jazz Band), 1-3pm

Pisgah Brewing Company

Purple Onion Cafe

The Broadcast (funk, rock, soul)

Sol Driven Train (jam, roots)

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm

Purple Onion Cafe

Scandals Nightclub

Handlebar

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Jack of the Wood Pub

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am

The Naughty Pillows, 4pm

Swing & Tango lessons, 6:30pm — Dance, 8pm Fred’s Speakeasy

Elvis tribute

Garage at Biltmore

Phat Tuesdays

Grove Park Inn

Tuesday swing dance, 7pm Gene Dillard Bluegrass Jam, 8:30pm

Straightaway Cafe

Hobos & Lace (acoustic)

Singer/songwriter in the round feat: Jonathan Pearlman, Aileen Pearlman, Peggy Ratusz and more

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12am

The Bywater

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Southern Appalachian Brewery

The Get Down

Snakebiter Holler (variety), 7pm

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Straightaway Cafe

The Recovery Room

Chompin’ at the Bit (bluegrass, old-time)

Live DJ

TallGary’s Cantina

Village Wayside Bar and Grille

Chatterbox

The Wayside Sound (acoustic jazz duo)

The Chop House

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Live jazz, 6-10pm

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

The Get Down

White Horse

Scandals Nightclub

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Mac Leaphart & My Ragged Company (Americana, country, Southern rock)

Altamont Brewing Company

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Illicitizen (indie, rock, R&B)

Women’s Wednesdays!!

Marc Keller

No Jacket Required (covers), 8-10pm

Karl Shifflet & The Twilight Broadcasters (bluegrass)

Packway Handle Band

Root Bar No. 1

featuring river guerguerian, chris rOsser, MeMbers Of nataraj & sPecial guests

Vincenzo’s Bistro

White Horse

DJ Spy-V

WOrld Music revOlutiOn

The Asheville Waits Band (Tom Waits tribute)

Highland Brewing Company

Red Room

renjith lya Presents

Village Wayside Bar and Grille

Westville Pub

Johnny Winter (rock, blues) w/ The Marvin & Marcus King Band

Aaron Burdett (acoustic, roots)

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Bayou Diesel (cajun, zydeco)

Handlebar

Honkey Tonkin’ Don Humphries, 6:30pm Reluctant Saints (country, rock, jam), 9pm

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Grove Park Inn

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

TUESDAY OPEN BLUES JAM W/ WESTVILLE ALLSTARS Shrimp ‘n Grits • $1 off Rum Drinks

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Live music

An evening w/ Nu-Blue

Back stage: mindshapefist (ambient, progressive) w/ Roland

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Mon., August 15

The Recovery Room

Gene Peyroux & the Acoustalectric Pedals of Love (rock, funk, soul)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

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Live music

Nick Coward and the Last Battle w/ Sunshine & the Bad Things, Ryan Sheffield & Sleeping Weather The Market Place

“Miriam Allen’s Garden Party Music,” 5-8pm

Drum circle w/ Steven Townsend, 2-4pm Wild Wing Cafe

Acoustic on the Patio

Back stage: Pearl & the Beard w/ Rainbow Nerd & Jon Stickley Trio Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Pow Pow Hanks (alt-country) Olive or Twist

Al Coffee McDaniel (blues, soul), 8pm One Stop Bar

Funk jam

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Tuesday Rotations w/ Chris Ballard & guests, 10pm Red Room

Aaron LaFalce (acoustic, rock), 6:30pm The Bywater

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Dirty South Lounge 251-1777 The Dripolator 398-0209 Dobra Tea Room 575-2424 Ed Boudreauxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bayou BBQ 296-0100 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge 232- 4372 Fairview Tavern 505-7236 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe 255-8115 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy 281-0920 Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy South 684-2646 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 French Broad Chocolate Lounge 252-4181 The Garage 505-2663 The Get Down 505-8388 Good Stuff 649-9711 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn (Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Piano Bar/ Great Hall) 252-2711 The Handlebar (864) 233-6173 Hannah Flanagans 252-1922 Harrahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cherokee 497-7777 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Haywood Lounge 232-4938 Highland Brewing Company 299-3370

Open mic w/ Taylor Martin, 8:30pm

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pickoftheweek The Last Mountain

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Director: Bill Haney (The Price of Sugar) Players: Robert Kennedy Jr., Maria Gunnoe, Michael Shnayerson, Joe Lovett, Ed Wiley Activist Documentary Rated PG

The Story: A documentary covering the dangers of mountaintop-removal mining, and of the coal industry as a whole.

The Lowdown: A worthy topic explored with plenty of passion, but the resulting film feels unfocused due to information overload.

Seeing as how Bill Haney’s The Last Mountain is an activist documentary, it is — by its very nature — vulnerable to the same issues and shortcomings that plague most activist documentaries, namely an inherent “preaching to the choir” tone. That’s no slight against the film’s topic — in this case, the evils of the coal industry — but rather in the narrow scope of interest, which limits its appeal to the average viewer. Unfortunately, no matter how well-made or informative a film like The Last Mountain may be, it’s only really going to be of interest to those already sympathetic to its views.

The film begins by focusing on a small West Virginia community and the mountaintop removal taking place around them by Massey Energy. While the conflict is clearly between the activists and the corporate interests in this one location, it’s also a more general attempt at being a call-to-arms about mountaintopremoval mining. Every nook and cranny of the film is stuffed with some sort of statistical data, to the point it’s almost too much to take in. But again, the point of all this information — and the film’s other references to health and ecological dangers brought on by the coal industry — isn’t necessarily to notify. Since so much of this information isn’t exactly surprising (even to someone like me, who admittedly has just a cursory understanding of the situation), the point is to cram so much of it into 90 minutes that you’re outraged — or at least perturbed — into action.

In this regard, The Last Mountain works, since the topic is worthy. The film begins by examining how coal mining impacts the people living below the mountains being razed for coal, and then expands its scope to examine this form of mining and how it affects everyone else in the country. The introduction section works better than the rest, however, as the film rapidly loses focus once we get beyond the obvious dangers of mountaintop removal. It soon becomes a polemic indictment of the coal industry, then

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Protestors take on the coal industry in Bill Haney’s documentary The Last Mountain. fossil fuel-based energy in general, only to bring in a variety of tangentially related asides on autism, cancer, union-busting, the merits of alternative energy, the efforts of college-age protesters and the occasional foray into the life and times of high-profile activist Bobby Kennedy Jr. It’s all a bit overstuffed.

That said, The Last Mountain is nevertheless a sincere work made by people who honestly care about the subject, and free of the gadflyishness of a Michael Moore film. It has a lot to say, and what it has to say is worth listening to. Rated PG for some thematic material and brief language. reviewed by Justin Souther Starts Friday at Fine Arts Theatre

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Director: David Dobkin (Fred Claus) Players: Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde, Alan Arkin Body-swap Comedy Rated R

The Story: Two old friends wish for each other’s lives, only to actually get their wish.

The Lowdown: Tired, tasteless, unfunny take on the body-swap comedy.

David Dobkin — aided and abetted by screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore (The Hangover, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past) — set out the prove that the body-swapping comedy not dead. If it wasn’t already dead — and Mark Waters’ successful Freaky Friday remake in 2003 suggests it wasn’t all that dead — they have not only killed it, but mutilated the corpse by a desperate attempt to raunch it up. Despite one good scene, an amusing awareness of the sexual side of inhabiting someone else’s body, and a

funny final exchange between the two leads based on that awareness, this is a movie where pretty nearly everything is just plain wrong.

Let’s start with the casting. Now, I like Jason Bateman fine, and even though I think Ryan Reynolds peaked in Blade: Trinity (2004), I have nothing against him. The problem is that I’m not buying them as having been friends since third grade — unless Reynolds was in third grade and Bateman was in high school. Sure, there’s only a seven-year age difference between the two, but it’s a difference that really shows here.

That to one side, the fact is the film hands them two not-very-likable characters (read: jerks) and expects them to coast through it on their own innately pleasant screen personas — and it doesn’t work.

Then there’s the raunch factor. I don’t in the least have an aversion to swearing — as those who know me will be glad to attest, I’m sure — but these people swear like amateurs, or like 12-year-olds who just learned a “bad” word and want to impress people. The nonstop, random and often peculiar permutations of “f**k” feel forced and awkward — and certainly not funny to anyone past the level of Beavis and Butthead.

And is sex with a nine-month-pregnant woman really funny? Of course, there’s always that old standby — gross-out humor. There’s no shortage here. One might even say that the film is almost fixated on bodily functions. I suppose it should be noted that it’s pretty upfront about this, since in the movie’s first scene Jason Bateman gets his in the face with projectile baby diarrhea (you saw this in the trailer), followed by him getting a mouthful of it (that wasn’t in the trailer). You know — intellectual humor.

The plot? Well, it’s not much of anything. Old

startingwednesday THE HELP

It’s based on a popular novel. It’s got a director — Tate Taylor — you probably haven’t heard of. It stars Emma Stone and Viola Davis (it doesn’t get much better) and an actress you’ve probably seen without knowing it, Octavia Spencer. Early buzz is you’ll know who she is after this. It’s a high-minded, socially-conscious picture about racism in Mississippi in the 1960s (think The Long Walk Home in a different state), but looks like it may have a dose of humor. Also around are Allison Janney, Cicely Tyson and Sissy Spacek. The Hollywood Reporter reviewer liked it — with some reservations. Goodness knows, however, why it rates a Wednesday release. (PG-13)

startingfriday 30 MINUTES OR LESS

Ruben Fleischer reteams with his Zombieland star Jesse Eisenberg for another R-rated comedy, 30 Minutes or Less. Instead of zombies, the menace this time comes in the form of inept criminals (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson, who are much scarier than zombies) who strap a bomb onto nebbishy pizza delivery guy Eisenberg and give him a few hours to rob a bank for them or be blown up. Here’s the deal: There are two reviews from sources that weren’t cherry-picked by the studio for best shots at good reviews. Those two — Variety and The Hollywood Reporter — were underwhelmed. (R)

FINAL DESTINATION 5

You know the drill: Some mostly unknown meat-on-the-hoof young actors are meant to have died in some freak accident — in this case, it appears to be a suspension bridge collapsing — but they somehow cheat the Grim Reaper. The Reaper is a spoilsport, however, and sets out to kill them off in various elaborate and juicy ways. What more is there to know? (R)

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See Justin Souther’s review in “Cranky Hanke.”

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SNOW FLOWER AND THE SECRET FAN

There’s no getting around the fact that Wayne Wang’s film of Lisa See’s best-selling novel has been largely scorned by critics. In particular, the additions to the book have been sharply criticized. Fox Searchlight says, “In 19th-century China, 7-year old girls Snow Flower and Lily are matched as laotong — or ‘old sames’ — bound together for eternity. Isolated by their families, they furtively communicate by taking turns writing in a secret language, nu shu, between the folds of a white silk fan. In a parallel story in present day Shanghai, the laotong’s descendants, Nina and Sophia, struggle to maintain the intimacy of their own childhood friendship in the face of demanding careers, complicated love lives, and a relentlessly evolving Shanghai.” That sounds interesting — and even the film’s harshest detractors have noted its visual beauty. Still, Wang is an interesting filmmaker, so ... (PG-13) Early review samples: • “An emotionally powerful tale of two sets of Chinese women in two different centuries.”

(Kirk Honeycutt, The Hollywood Reporter) • “As the parallel friendships evolve over time, both push and pull between platonic and erotic; it’s to the film’s credit that it never definitively suggests that love can only be one or the other.” (Karina Longworth, Village Voice) friends Mitch (Reynolds) and Dave (Bateman) take a leak in a park fountain while wishing they had each other’s life. Cue thunder and lightning — and they wake up in each other’s body. Deciding they can reverse the process by repeating their assault on the makeshift urinal, they find it’s been taken away for “restoration,” which leads to much bureaucratic nonsense just to track the damned thing down.

Meanwhile they must try to live each other’s lives. Originality is not high here.

On the vague plus side, Leslie Mann has one funny scene where she unloads her troubles on a hapless baby-sitter. Also, somewhere around the last reel, director Dobkin has a mysterious

outburst of stylishness — and this after he really botched an opportunity for a clever montage — that makes the picture briefly interesting as filmmaking. And there’s the previously mentioned business of the sexuality awareness brought about by being in someone else’s body.

But none of this is enough to make this mess worth sitting through, especially since the rest of it is so utterly dire. Rated R for pervasive strong crude sexual content and language, some graphic nudity and drug use. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes JJJJ

specialscreenings Romeo and Juliet JJJJ

Director: Renato Castellani Players: Laurence Harvey, Susan Shentall, Flora Robson, Norman Wooland, Mervyn Johns Romantic Tragedy Rated NR Probably the least known of the four best known attempts to bring Mr. Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet to the screen, Renato Castellani’s 1954 version has both its plusses and minuses. At the very least, Laurence Harvey ( age 25) and Susan Shentall (20) come closer to being the hot-headed teenagers of the play than the 43-year-old Leslie Howard and 34-year-old Norma Shearer did in MGM’s glossy 1936 version. That they’re both rather colorless — especially Shentall — is another matter. (I much prefer Harvey’s assault on Hamlet in The Magic Christian from 1969.) What the film loses in glossiness — compared to the MGM one — it mostly makes up for in some gorgeous color imagery shot on, in many cases, real locations. The biggest problem — apart from the perpetual one of whether or not you want to see another film of this play — is that Castellani seems to have more feel for composition than drama. It cannot have been intentional that the double suicide of the title characters feels altogether perfunctory and much less emotionally resonant than the grief and fence-mending of their respective fathers, but that’s how it plays out. But overall it is a solid, reasonable film of the play — with some downsides, including a few ill-advised text cuts. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show Romeo and Juliet at 2 p.m. Sunday, August 14, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.

Woman in the Dunes JJJJJ Director: Hiroshi Teshigahara Players: Eiji Okada, Kyôko Kishida, Kôji Mitsui, Sen Yano

Surreal Drama Rated NR When this was last shown locally (August 2007), I wrote, “The basic setup isn’t far removed from a horror film with its hapless entomologist (Eiji Okada, Hiroshima, Mon Amour) missing his train, being offered shelter for the night, and then finding himself a prisoner of the locals.

He’s lowered into a pit to serve as the helpmate and husband of a nameless woman (Kyôko Kishida, Bushido). Once the rope ladder is hauled up, he’s trapped there, forced to live in her very rudimentary ramshackle house, reliant on outsiders to bring provisions (including water), and pressed into helping her shovel sand into buckets in order to prevent the house from being buried. ... By turns the film is horrific (not just the setup, but a later sequence where the populace try to get the couple to put on a sex show for them), poetic, romantic and even political. A good case can be made for the film as a depiction of exploited workers who are so bamboozled by the powers that be that they consider themselves lucky to get what they do, but that’s only one aspect of the movie. As much as that, it’s a film about textures. Woman in the Dunes is perhaps the most tactile movie ever made: the shifting sand, the bodies of the man and the woman (often viewed in abstract bits and pieces), a drop of water etc. There’s an astonishing sense of actually being able to feel all this that is unique to the film. If any piece of art-house cinema can be called an essential, this mesmerizing, haunting work can.” Full review is available at http://www.mountainx.com/movies/review/woman_in_the_dunes reviewed by Ken Hanke Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present Woman in the Dunes at 8 p.m. Friday, August 12, at Phil Mechanic Studios, 109 Roberts St., River Arts District (upstairs in the Railroad Library). Info: 273-3332, http://www.ashevillecourtyard.com

Director: Rupert Wyatt Players: James Franco, Freida Pinto, Brian Cox, John Lithgow, Andy Serkis Simian Sci-Fi Rated PG-13

The Story: A scientific experiment produces an unusually smart chimpanzee, who in turn gives birth to an even smarter chimp.

The Lowdown: Nicely made, entertaining, but hardly surprising sci-fi picture with first-class effects outshining a pretty perfunctory script.

While I’m hardly as ga-ga about Rupert Wyatt’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes as a lot of reviewers seem to be, I did find it a surprisingly agreeable afternoon’s entertainment.

That’s considerably more than I had expected, based on the trailers and the whole idea of the need for a Planet of the Apes origin story (even if cribbed from 1972’s Conquest of the Planet of the Apes). I readily admit, however, that I have never much cared for the original 1968 film and had had quite enough of the whole thing after Beneath the Planet of the Apes with its simultaneously depressing and amusingly dumb ending. I know many people consider the original a classic. It struck me then — and it strikes me now — as too campy and jokey, but that’s another argument for another day.

I cite this only so the reader may gauge that I am not a fan.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes has all the appearances of having been made by fans.

It even duplicates the old lettering style of the originals (which in all fairness, the much maligned Tim Buton 2001 film did, too) and it drops in a few casual in-jokes (these I leave the viewer to find). But it takes advantage of modern technology to bring an increased realism to the proceedings — and, for the most part, this works. Even the use of motioncapture — you know, that process that has helped produce a string of uncomfortably creepy-looking Robert Zemeckis movies — works here, which isn’t surprising since this was handled by Weta Digital, the folks who pulled off Gollum in the Lord of the Rings movies and King Kong in the 2005 King Kong. It undoubtedly helped that primate protagonist

Caesar was brought to motion-capture life by Andy Serkis, who had been both Gollum and Kong.

The film is also well-cast, which is a good thing because it’s not all that well-written. Far too many of the characters are simply there as plot devices — notably the Alzheimer-afflicted Charles Rodman (John Lithgow), the venal primate-center owner John Landon (Brian Cox) and his “just plain mean” son Dodge (Tom Felton, best known as Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies). Others — most notably love interest/ape doctor Caroline Aranha (Freida Pinto, Slumdog Millionaire) — are simply not developed. What little characterization any of these characters have comes from the performers — and even there it’s an uphill battle.

But do the characterizations really matter?

Probably not. Despite the fact that the film theoretically has something to say about the arrogance of mankind, it really never gets any deeper than the same thing Claude Rains said on his deathbed in James Whale’s The Invisible Man way back in 1933, “I meddled in things that man must leave alone.” The whole spin on accidental genetic engineering due to Alzheimer’s research isn’t exactly groundbreaking stuff. No, what we have here is at bottom your basic underdog — or undersimian — story in which the put-upon hero of the piece just happens to be a supersmart chimpanzee whom the viewer has been conditioned to root for. The upshot of it all is simply that we’re ready to cheer on the apes in an apes-versus-humans scenario.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is, however, solid, engaging entertainment. Some parts of it are quite creatively done — especially the arrival of the apes on a neighborhood street signalled by a sudden shower of falling leaves — and nearly all of it works on its own level.

That it inevitably feels like the set-up for an almost certain sequel goes with the pop-culture territory these days, so it’s pointless to complain. As summer movies go, this is just fine — and refreshingly not in 3D. Rated PG13 for violence, terror, some sexuality and brief strong language. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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filmsociety Belle of the Nineties JJJJJ Director: Leo McCarey Players: Mae West, Roger Pryor, John Miljan, John Mack Brown, Katherine DeMille, Duke Ellington’s Orchestra

Musical Comedy Rated NR Just in time for Mae West’s 118th birthday is her fourth film Belle of the Nineties (1934). It went into production under the name It Ain’t No Sin, but by the time it was finished, the Catholic Legion of Decency production code had gone into effect and that title was considered unacceptable. (This must have thrilled the boys in advertising who’d had a flock of parrots trained to say, “It ain’t no sin,” on cue.) Surprisingly, the rest of film’s content made it through. It would be the last time a Mae West film didn’t get trimmed by the censors, which is particularly fortunate because she was at the height of her popularity (her salary was the highest in the world that year) and Paramount put some extra polish on this one. It is far and away the most stylishly made of all her films. They brought in rising director Leo McCarey (the only great filmmaker West ever worked with), loaded the picture with great songs and imported Duke Ellington and His Orchestra to play them.

The one area where they skimped was in leading men — Roger Pryor and John Mack Brown were not Cary Grant (of course, Grant was not a star when he was cast in her previous two movies), though they’re fine for the film’s purposes. It’s fast, fun and funny — and the bestlooking movie she ever made, having the shimmery luster you only saw in Paramount movies. Cinematically and musically, the presentation of Mae singing “Troubled Water” intercut with a black revival meeting is the high point. It’s the sort of thing — atmospheric shadows, slow dissolves with two images playing at once — one expects from Rouben Mamoulian or Josef von Sternberg (whose work likely influenced it). Then again, the image of Mae West as the Statue of Liberty is not easily forgotten. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Asheville Film Society will screen Belle of the Nineties Tuesday, August 16, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the A.F.S.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde JJJJJ

Director: Rouben Mamoulian Players: Fredric March, Miriam Hopkins, Rose Hobart, Holmes Herbert, Halliwell Hobbes, Edgar Norton Horror Rated NR Rouben Mamoulian’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931) is that rarest of things — a full-blown horror movie that also managed to get respect even when it was new. Fredric March won an Oscar for best actor for his performance. Karl Struss was nominated for an Oscar for cinematography, as were Percy Heath and Samuel Hoffenstein for writing. And it picked up a couple more awards at the Venice Film Festival in 1932. Of course, this has something to do with its literary origins, but it mostly has to do with Rouben Mamoulian, who — creatively speaking — was on fire from 1929 through 1933. This was and is one of the most strikingly creative films of its era. Mamoulian piles innovative approach on top of innovative approach with dizzying speed to create a movie unlike any other of its time. Strangely, for years this was — for all intents and purposes — a lost film. MGM bought the film and all the rights to it for their 1941 remake, and proceeded to suppress the original so it couldn’t be compared to theirs. When it finally became available in the 1960s, all that could be found was a 1938 reissue print, which had lost about 20 minutes. The film’s unvarnished pre-code sexuality fell prey to the later censorship requirements, and a general shortening. The upshot was a film that didn’t live up to its reputation. It was fascinating, but it felt insubstantial and erratically paced, which it, of course, was. When a complete print was found in the 1980s, it was a revelation. No movie ever so benefitted from being slowed down. Suddenly, the creativity, the horror and, of course, the sexuality of Mamoulian’s vision came across with all its cinematic fireworks intact. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on Thursday, August 11 at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

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15 MINUTES TO ASHEVILLE Guest house, vacation/short term rental. Newly renovated, complete with everything including cable and internet. Weaverville area. â&#x20AC;˘ No pets please.

(828) 658-9145. mhcinc58@yahoo.com

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ROOMMATE WANTED Ecofriendly on dead-end street, convenient to UNCA, 19/23/26. Hardwoods, airy, WiFi, laundry, great gardens. $400/month + 1/2 utilities.

Available Aug 1st.

828-281-1778.

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ARDEN â&#x20AC;˘ ASHLEY WOODS South Asheville. 3BR, 2.5BA Ranch; 2 car garage; central air and gas heat; 1/2 acre; fenced rear yard w/2 patios; formal living/dining rooms; large eat-in kitchen/greatroom w/fireplace; laundry room: $1,950/month. Call Steve: (828) 333-2550 or carolinahomes88 @gmail.com BLACK MOUNTAIN â&#x20AC;˘ Original Arts and Crafts stone cottage, lovingly restored keeping all architectural details. 4 bedroom, 2 bath. New highefficiency HVAC system.

Hardwood floors, privacy fence, fireplace, great neighborhood. No Smoking. $1200/month.

828-298-3933.

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Quiet neighborhood. â&#x20AC;˘ References/security. $850/month.

(828) 298-1606.

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PRN KITCHEN DELIVERY AID â&#x20AC;˘ Do you have experience in food service?

Would you like to work Monday-Friday with an organization dedicated to helping children succeed?

Eliada Homes is in search of someone to assist in our kitchen. Duties would include stocking, cleaning, assisting with food preparation as needed, and packing and delivering food to all areas of our 200 acre campus. Must be 21 or older with a clean driving record.

Hours are Monday-Friday from approximately 9am2:30pm as needed. Please apply on-line at www.eliada.org/employment

by August 15th.

Administrative/ Office FLIGHT MISSION COORDINATOR SouthWings seeks a high-level administrator responsible for scheduling SouthWingsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; flights, follow-up after flights, and data management and reporting.

This position will coordinate schedules, enter and track data, and other general administrative tasks.Two year degree and five years of consistent work experience with administration and data management. Four year degree preferred. email for description: Search@southwings.org. www.southwings.org

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THE WESTERN NC RELOCATION GUIDE â&#x20AC;˘ Is looking for an assertive selfstarter and self-motivated to sell adverting in our magazine. This position will be expected to handle existing accounts and land new business. We offer a very generous commission structure. This is a career opportunity. Please email cover letter and resume to reloadmin@bellsouth.net. We will interview Thursday (Aug. 11th) and Friday (Aug. 12th).

Hotel/ Hospitality FT DESK CLERKS NEEDED AT DOWNTOWN INN Starting salary $9/hr. Full time Desk clerks needed at Downtown Inn. Apply at 120 Patton Ave. Computer experience required. jolinerobinson@hotmail.com downtowninnandsuites.com

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828-713-4710.

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AVAILABLE POSITIONS • MERIDIAN BEHAVIORAL HEALTH Clinician Offender Services Program Must have Master’s degree and be license-eligible. Experience is preferred. Please contact Diane Paige, diane.paige @meridianbhs.org Haywood County: Registered Nurse (RN) Assertive Community Treatment Team (ACTT) Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell @meridianbhs.org Clinician Recovery Education Center Must have Master’s degree and be license-eligible. Please contact Katie Goetz, katie.goetz@meridianbhs.org Cherokee County: JJTC Team/Intensive In-Home Team Member Position open for Licensed Clinician/Provisionally Licensed Clinician, or QMHP. Will function as third member of 3 person team providing JJTC services to Cherokee/Clay Counties.

Please contact Vicki Sturtevant, vicki.sturtevant @meridianbhs.org Clinician Assertive Community Treatment Team (ACTT) Must have a Master’s degree and be license-eligible. Please contact Ben Haffey, ben.haffey@meridianbhs.org Transylvania County: Case Manager Recovery Education Center Must have mental health degree and two years of experience.

For more information, please contact Caroline Carter, caroline.carter @meridianbhs.org • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org

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CLINICIAN NEEDED • Want to join a team of skilled clinicians in an organization focused on helping children succeed? Eliada Homes, Inc. is seeking a full-time Licensed Clinician to provide individual, family, and group therapy to its students. • Duties include: providing clinical supervision and training for direct care staff; providing clinical on-call services; coordinating outpatient services with agency and community resources. • Qualifications: Must have a Master’s Degree in Social Work or other appropriate discipline and current licensure in North Carolina. Must meet Qualified Professional standards. • Experience: A minimum of five years in the provision of treatment services such as case management, individual, family and group therapy to children and adolescents. A minimum of two years experience in clinical supervision. Experience in residential treatment is preferred.

Please apply on-line at www.eliada.org/employment

by August 15th.

CooperRiis Therapeutic Community Has an excellent opportunity for a 30 hour a week Mental Health LPN in Asheville, NC. Some weekend hours required. $16-$18 per hour.

Candidates must have the following qualifications: • Current license and in good standing with NC Board of Nursing • Excellent interpersonal skills and sound work ethic • 2-3 yrs of nursing experiencepreferably in Mental Health • Good computer skills, experience with Microsoft excel a plus • Able to work in a fast paced environment • Phlebotomy skills a plus.

Forward electronic resume/cover letter to: hr@cooperriis.org. No phone calls or in person visits please.

CooperRiis Therapeutic Community Has an excellent opportunity for a 40 hour a week Hall Advisor in Asheville, NC. This position is responsible for assisting residents in their recovery process and integrating with the therapeutic community.

• Candidates should have the following qualifications: • Experience in working with adults who are coping with mental illness. • Must be mature, with work or life experience that has thoroughly tested his or her relationship skills. • Excellent interpersonal skills and sound work ethic. • BA in psychology, social work, or other directly related field preferred. Forward electronic resume/cover letter to: hr@cooperriis.org. No phone calls or in person visits please.

AUGUST 10 - AUGUST 16, 2011 •

DAY TREATMENT QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS NEEDED IN HAYWOOD COUNTY to provide Day Treatment for children/adolescents. Must have Bachelor’s degree and experience dependant on degree. Email resume to Tracey Elliott at telliot@jcpsmail.org or fax to 828-586-6601.

FAMILIES TOGETHER INC. Due to continuous growth in WNC, Families Together, Inc is now hiring licensed professionals and Qualified Professionals in Buncombe, McDowell, Madison, Rutherford, Henderson, and Transylvania Counties. • Qualified candidates will include • LPC’s, LCSW’s, LMFT’s, LCAS’s, PLCSW’s, or LPCA’s and Bachelor’s and Master’s Qualified Professionals. • FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. • www.familiestogether.net • Candidates should email resumes to humanresources @familiestogether.net INTENSIVE IN-HOME STAFF NEEDED IN HAYWOOD COUNTY Team Leaders and Qualified Professionals needed for IIH teams in Haywood County to provide services to children/adolescents. Team leader must have provisional or therapy license. QP’s must have Bachelor’s degree plus experience dependant on degree. Email resume to Tracey Elliott at telliot@jcpsmail.org or fax to 828-586-6601. www.jacksoncountyps.org

MAKE A DIFFERENCE NC Mentor is offering free informational meetings to those who are interested in becoming therapeutic foster parents. The meetings will be held on the 2nd Tuesday 6:30pm-7:30pm (snacks provided) and 4th Friday 12pm-1pm (lunch provided).

• If you are interested in making a difference in a child’s life, please call Rachel Wingo at (828) 696-2667 ext 15 or e-mail Rachel at rachel.wingo @thementornetwork.com • Become a Therapeutic Foster Family.

• Free informational meeting. NC Mentor. 120C Chadwick Square Court, Hendersonville, NC 28739.

QUALIFIED SOCIAL WORKERS • Temporary Social Work positions (closing date 8/17/11). The purpose of this social work position within the Family and Children Services Division is to implement mandated service programs within the framework established by Law and Policy to assist in the protection of children, the preservation of the family unit, and/or provision of an alternative permanent plan in the child’s best interest. • Services that are provided to families and children include Prevention, Investigation, Case Planning/Case Management, Foster Care and/or Adoption. • Work involves the gathering of information through assessments, work with families to decrease risk to children, development and monitoring of comprehensive case plans, referrals to community resources, team decision making, counseling, obtaining needed emergency, medical, and psychological services, initiation of Court action and preparation of cases for Juvenile Court as necessary.

• Training and Experience: Master’s degree from an accredited school of social work and one year of social work or counseling experience; or a bachelor’s degree from an accredited school of social work and two years of social work or counseling experience; or a master’s degree in a counseling field and two years of social work or counseling experience; or four-year degree in a human service field and three years of social work or counseling experience; or graduation from a four-year college or university and four years of experience in rehabilitation counseling, pastoral counseling, or a related human service field providing experience in the techniques of casework, group work, or community organization, or an equivalent combination of training and experience. • Preference will be given to applicants with NC PreService training and DSS experience. Application process via www.buncombecounty.org.

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RECOVERY EDUCATION CENTER CLINICIAN Position available for a mental health/substance abuse clinician to work to an innovative recovery-oriented program in Haywood County.

• Our Recovery Education Centers have earned a statewide reputation for excellence in combining a person-centered approach to mental health and substance abuse service delivery within an educational structure in order to engage individuals in their own recovery. • Candidate must have Master’s degree and be license eligible. • Please send application and resume w/cover letter to Katie Goetz, katie.goetz@meridianbhs.org • For more information and to complete an application, visit www.meridianbhs.org

RISE PROGRAM MANAGER • Manage this one of a kind post graduate internship program! Do you have previous supervisory experience and a desire to mentor recent college graduates who have an interest in the mental health field? If so, the position of RISE Program Manager might be for you! • The RISE PM will manage all components of the RISE program from selection of interns to facilitating their professional development.

Must provide supervision, observe interns on duty, and track their performance during their time at Eliada.

Also responsible for making sure that RISE housing is used properly by interns and that the property is safe and in good condition. • The RISE PM schedules the RISE rotation on a quarterly basis or more often as needed. • Qualifications: Must have a bachelor’s degree (prefer Human Service field, but will consider non Human Service degrees). Must meet Qualified Professional standards and have previous experience supervising others. • Need a minimum of two years working with client population in a residential setting with experience in the Behavioral Health Model. Please apply on-line at www.eliada.org/employment

by August 15th.

SEEKING AN OVERNIGHT COUNSELOR • Does working at night appeal to you? Are you experienced in the human service field?

Eliada Homes needs competent staff to give awake coverage to our students. The NRC ensures the security, health, and safety of students during their most vulnerable hours.

Night staff sets the tone for the entire day, so it is extremely important that you are dedicated to the success and well being of every student in our care. • Major responsibilities include: performing bed/bathroom checks every 7 to 10 minutes, assisting with preparation for daily activities, preparing meals, executing daily cleaning, and completing and reporting required documentation on students. • Requirements: An AA/high school diploma/GED with at least one year of experience in the mental health field or equivalent skills is preferred.

Must possess a valid NCDL and be insurable by Eliada’s carriers. Must be able to stay awake and alert during third shift hours. Position is fulltime!!! $12/hr with benefits!!

Please apply on-line at www.eliada.org/employment

by August 15th.

TEMPORARY SOCIAL WORKER II • (Closing date 8/17/2011). The position is within the Social Work Division to provide preventive intervention to at risk children in accordance with the scope of North Carolina General Statutes pertaining to services directed at child abuse, neglect, and exploitation. • The SW II must determine the presence and degree of potential risk to the child so that services can be arranged and directed. • This SW II will link the client with agency and community resources . • This position serves as the key liaison for the interdisciplinary coordination of preventive, school based services in addition to serving families with children ages 0-18. • These services are based in the community in addition to within the city and county school systems. • Training and Experience: Bachelor’s degree in social work from an accredited school of social work; Bachelor’s degree in a human services field from an accredited college or university and one year directly related experience; Bachelor’s degree from an accredited college or university and two years directly related experience. Application process: www.buncombecounty.org Questions – call (828) 250-5516.

THE ASHEVILLE OFFICE OF FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES • Is seeking the following for Adult service lines: Certified Peer Support Specialist, LCSW, LCAS/CCS or CSAC, QDDP and an RN/QMHP. Please send resumes to csimpson@fpscorp.com.

Medical/ Health Care OPTOMETRIC TECHNICIAN NEEDED Optometry practice seeks experienced Optometry Technician for FT work. Certification Preferred.

Experience required: Computer, frame sales and selection, lens ordering, contact lens fit, eyeglass repair and adjustment. Pay DOE. Please inquire with resume. Duties include cross function with other job roles within the practice: reception, phone contact, appointments, rescheduling.

Send resume and cover letter to reamesinfo@gmail.com or fax to 828-258-2232.

Caregivers/ Nanny PERSONAL ASSISTANT Reliable, responsible person needed to perform household chores, driving, errands, cooking. • Computer skills a plus.

Hourly pay. • Background check. Call 424-7203.

Skilled Trades/ Labor HIGH RISE WINDOW CLEANERS 1-800-926-2320 www.high-rise.net

DYNAMIC SENIOR GRAPHIC DESIGNER/ART DIRECTOR POSITION- FULL TIME (ASHEVILLE, NC AREA) Dynamic Senior Graphic Designer/Art Director Position- Full Time (Asheville, NC Area)Our firm is seeking a highly motivated creative graphic designer/Art Director to work within a close-knit creative team and help manage a large network of freelance talent.In this role you will be responsible for creating unique and amazing graphic designs as well as directing certain projects with our freelancers. You should be proficient in Adobe illustrator and Photoshop and be able to create rough sketches to communicate your concepts.

You should be proficient with Macintosh computers. The ideal candidate would be resourceful, enthusiastic and innovative.We are a full service creative based company working with many high profile clients. Some exposure to licensed properties would be helpful.

Screen-printing knowledge is also a plus.2 to 5 years of experience with licensed Character art is required.

Ability to work in a fast paced environment required.

Salary will be based on experience.The employment package would include a comprehensive health plan with dental and optical care as well as a company sponsored 401K plan.This will be a very rewarding experience with high growth potential for the right candidate.To apply please send us an email containing the following items…1. A brief note explaining why you are the perfect candidate to fill this position.2. Your resume.3. A link to online samples of your work or digital portfolio.If you are the right fit you will be called in for an interview.Please contact Greg Williamson at gwilliamson@tiltworks.com

Computer/ Technical WEB MASTER • Part-time.

Need to build e-commerce website and develop innovative online techniques.

Carrot Flash Mobs, etc.

Raising funds for families with autistic children. lroof @languageofflowers.com

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Education EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION SUPERVISOR Community Action Opportunities seeks an Early Childhood Education Supervisor for its high quality Head Start/NCPK program. • Must be able to perform a variety of technical and administrative duties and supervise professional pre-school teaching staff at multiple and single sites to meet Head Start, Child Care, NCPK and agency standards and policies. Must be able to demonstrate strong oral and written communication skills and have experience working successfully on teams. Also requires a working knowledge of Office Word and Excel and a comprehensive knowledge of NC child care license requirements. • Requires: 4year degree in Early Childhood Education, 3 years supervisory and 2 years preschool teaching experience or the equivalent.

• Must also qualify for Level III Child Care Administrative Credential. • Prefer: BK Teacher License, Level III Child Care Administrative Credential and experience in Head Start. Bilingual in Spanish. • Salary: DOQ Other: Requires NC Driver License, Background check and physical DFWP/EOE • Send: Resume with cover letter, work references and telephone numbers to:

INSTRUCTOR, TRANSPORTATION TECHNOLOGIES • Full Time.

• Instruct all levels of courses assigned within Automotive Service Technology or Heavy Equipment and Transport Technology curriculums.

Supervise students in the classroom, shop and lab environments. Develop online and traditional content, teaching materials, handouts and activities for each course. Provide instruction for day/evening students as required.

Conduct training for hybrid and alternative fuel vehicles.

Supervise student co-op activities and • participate in an active advisory committee. • Minimum requirements: (1) Associate in Applied Science in Automotive Service Technology and/or Heavy Equipment and Transport Technology, (2) Master ASE certification in Automotive and/or Medium/Heavy Duty Truck. • Preferred requirements: (1) Secondary or post-secondary teaching experience, (2) ASE L1 advanced engine performance, (3) Bachelor’s Degree, (4) Four years’ experience in field. Salary Range: $36,558-$40,122.

Electronic applications only: abtcc.peopleadmin.com LOVE AND LEARNING CHILDCARE CENTER • Two positions available • Lead Teacher for Infants and Toddlers. • Lead Teacher for 4 Year Olds. Must have early childhood credentials. Email resume: hermis3@yahoo.com

Jobs Wanted EMPLOYMENT NEEDED! Laid off over a year. We are trying to stay in Asheville.

Mature responsible lady seeking part-time clerical/receptionist, gal Friday-type of work. Benefits hopeful. 25+ year’s experience. Good basic computer skills. Great with people. Reliable, conscientious, fun, hard working, fast learner.

Available weekdays only.

Open to other type jobs also.

Give me opportunity; I will give you my best!

Call 828-683-3936.

RESTAURANT FOR LEASE • Established turnkey business. Good client base, 4 miles from downtown Asheville. Unique Eatery • Full Service • Private Events • Catering. Good terms.

Reasonably priced.

828-337-8116.

Announcements PREGNANT CONSIDERING ADOPTION? • Talk with caring agency specializing in matching birthmothers with families nationwide • Living expenses paid. Call 24/7 • Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions • 1-866-413-6293. (AAN CAN)

Classes & Workshops GESTALT THERAPY: AN INTENSIVE TRAINING PROGRAM Offered by the Appalachian Gestalt Training Institute (AGTI) in partnership with the Gentle Bio-Energetics Institute.

• For professionals and non-professionals alike.

• Enhance your existing therapy practice using Gestalt theory and techniques • Deepen personal growth, emphasizing whole personal awareness.

• 3 overnight sessions • 5 Saturday sessions: September 2011-May 2012. • Locations: Black Mountain and Asheville, NC. • Cost: $995.

• For more information regarding training or registration, please call: (828) 508-4539 or visit the AGTI website: www.agti.org

ONE WORLD MEDIA STUDIO • Music and Video Production • In Studio • Live Venue • HD Video • HQ Audio. Call (828) 335-9316.

On the web: 1worldmediastudio.com #1 AFFORDABLE COMMUNITY CONSCIOUS MASSAGE CENTER • 1224 Hendersonville Road.

Asheville. $29/hour. • 15 Wonderful Therapists to choose from. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology. • Save money, call now! 505-7088. thecosmicgroove.com DEEP TISSUE BODYWORK AND SPORTS MASSAGE $90/1.5 hour-summer tuneup. I come to you (Asheville area). 10 yrs exp. Trained in Hawaii. Long-term results offered. Mark Byrd (707) 832-6772.

HONOR YOUR MIND BODY AND SPIRIT Relax and rejuvenate comfortably at home or visit my downtown studio. • Therapeutic Swedish • Deep Tissue and • Hot Stone massage with an energetic focus. Heather Yingst, LMBT#7315.

(828) 450-7515.

MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic Massage. Manual Lymph Drainage. Lymphedema Treatment. $45/hour or sliding scale for financial hardship. 17+ years experience. 828-254-4110.

NC License #146. www.uhealth.net

Counseling Services GIRLS: UNHAPPY WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE? AT WORK? I’m there for you.

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SOLATIDO (as in do-re-mi) is a retreat for aspiring and seasoned songwriters.

September 19-23 at Wildacres Retreat. www.solatidoworkshop.net

Equipment For Sale 2000 HD 28 MARTIN $2200 retail. Will sell for $1800.

West Asheville, (828) 5050899.

MEET SWEET LENA Healthy, nine-year-old Lena has all shots and checkups. Needs to be someone’s new BFF. LOVES a couch—better, a lap! 828-645-2747. dunlaroylin@gmail.com PLEASE HELP ME AND ADOPT SUGAR Sugar is a 4 year old female Shepherd/Chow mix, who needs a loving home. Owner has developed a disability and is unable to provide the necessary walks and exercise. Sugar loves cats, kids and people. Small adoption fee. Please call 667-4150.

Pets For Sale AWESOME GUITAR FOR SALE Rickenbacker 620.

Solid body, sunburst finish, high gain single coils and stereo output. Bought new in 2000. Great condition w/original hard case. $1000.

David: (828) 919-9551 or dcsweet24@gmail.com

Pet Xchange

Lost Pets A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org MISSING BORDER COLLIE Black/White 10 yr male Border Collie, neutered, no collar. Lost near downtown Weaverville. He is scared of some people, afraid of loud noises. Please contact (828) 658-8232 or (828) 712-3619 if you have seen him.

DACHSHUND MINIATURE • AKC Registered. Black and Tan. Home raised. Beautiful, healthy, playful and ready for his forever home! Must be neutered. 5 months old. All vaccs done. Health guarantee. Call 828 713.1509 or email davarner@bellsouth.net for photos and more information. $375

Pet Services ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away.

Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 215-7232.

28801 or Fax: (828) 253-6319 or Email: linda.gamble @communityaction opportunities.org

Career Training EARN $75 - $200/HOUR • Media Makeup Artist Training. Ad, TV, Film, Fashion. One week class.

Stable job in weak economy.

Details at AwardMakeUpSchool.com 310-364-0665. (AAN CAN).

For Sale

Furniture ROUND REVOLVING STORAGE BIN FOR KIDS • 8 Fabric Colored bins red, blue, yellow, green. Great for small toys, books, etc. $30.

Call 337-2076.

Sales

Yard Sales LISA’S DOGGIE WALKABOUT & PET SITTING Servicing the N. Charlotte Street area and downtown Asheville (where I live and work). Dog walking/pet visiting. $10 a walk or visit. Great references. Call LIsa at 828-691-5472.

R.E.A.C.H. Your Regional Emergency Animal Care Hospital. Open MondayFriday, 5pm-8am and 24 hours on Weekends and Holidays. • 677 Brevard Road. (828) 665-4399. www.reachvet.com

MOVING SALE • Bright yellow kayak-one seater/top seating; good for ocean surfing, adult Trek bike, black leather frame bed and box springs, Chinese side table, Tibetan chest, red leather chair, floor lamp, tall square zink bar table with black laquer legs, two white leather chairs. 10 month membership at Body Shop Fitness Center. Please call 828-318-3810.

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Vehicles For Sale

A PERSONAL TOUCH • Call now to book your appointment. 713-9901.

Automotive Services WE’LL FIX IT AUTOMOTIVE • Honda and Acura repair.

Half price repair and service.

ASE and factory certified.

Located in the Weaverville area. Please call 828-275-6063 for appointment.

DREAMSEEKERS Your destination for relaxation.

Call for your appointment: (828) 275-4443.

MEET HOT SINGLES! Chat live/Meet & Greet www.acmedating.com 18+ Call 828-333-7557.

F[ji e\ j^[ M[[a Adopt a Friend • Save a Life AUDREY ID #13254314 Female Pomeranian/Mix 1 Year KAHLUA ID #12371970 Female/Spayed Domestic Longhair/Mix 4 Years

“I found a new roommate and someone who wants my ‘72 Gremlin.”

Human Resources Manager 25 Gaston St. Asheville, NC

COMMUNITY PARTNERSHIP FOR PETS • Free or low cost spay/neuter information and vouchers. 1st and 3rd Saturday of each month 123PM at Blue Ridge Mall, Four Seasons Blvd., Hendersonville (at the Kmart entrance). • 4th Saturday of each month 10AM - 2PM at Tractor Supply, Four Seasons Blvd., Hendersonville.

828-693-5172.

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