Mountain Xpress, September 21 2011

OUR 18TH YEAR OF WEEKLY INDEPENDENT NEWS, ARTS, & EVENTS FOR WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA VOL. 18 NO. 9 SEPTEMBER 21 - SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

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The star of Celtic Woman takes her song and harp on the Carolina Theatre stage 9/29

An Evening With Tony Blair Former Prime Minister of Great Britain & Northern Ireland, presented by the Bryan Series 10/4

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Former member of NY’s Alvin Ailey Dance, Duane Cyrus, presents this outstanding dance performance 9/29 - 10/1 Wicked Divas Stars from Broadway’s “Wicked” join the Greensboro Symphony Orchestra 9/30

Stars of American Dance An incredible evening of dance with stars from across the nation and region at Carolina Theatre 10/5 Big Head Todd & The Monsters This Colorado band with hits like “Bittersweet” rocks the Carolina Theatre stage 10/6

Oaktoberfest!

Live music, Bavarianstyle lager from Red Oak Brewery, lederhosen and more at Festival Park 10/1

Drinks & Decks Join the Center for Visual Artists for an entertaining and exciting evening of skate art and roller derby girls 10/7

Boundless Josephus III takes you on a poetic journey...one man, one stage, one show.

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Sphinx Virtuosi Tour...Don’t miss this all AfricanAmerican and Latino orchestra from Detroit at Aycock Auditorium 10/7

Art in the Arboretum Fifty juried fine artists and craftsmen fill the Arboretum with weaving, glass, music and more 10/2

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p. 70 Showtime!

The lights go dark. Your breath quickens. When the curtain rises, what will you see? What will it look like; how will it sound? What will you experience, and how will it affect you after you leave?

It’s the time of year when many professional companies unveil their seasonal lineups. Mark your calendars, because there’s plenty of action coming from our local theater and dance scene.

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Asheville City Council approves mobile food vendors downtown

14 Buncombe commissioners: Going green

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Profiles of women entrepreneurs, moms at work and more

arts&entertainment

78 not even a broken wing can stop the Lazybirds Longtime regional favorite brings vintage sound to Mo Daddy’s

79 connecting the dots Horseback’s lush experiments unite disparate styles

80 of people, of printmaking Artists at Work has lessons about people making art in hard times

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letters Where the sidewalk ends … and begins … and ends It is hardly news: the citizens of Asheville want sidewalks in their communities.

Beginning as far back as 1998, petitions were begun in south Asheville for sidewalks.

Since that time, south Asheville has seen a huge increase in development. But development must be balanced with livability. We have had plenty of the first but little of the second.

South Asheville has waited long enough for sidewalks. In an effort to jump-start progress, at least 10 south Asheville neighborhoods are hosting a “Walk South Asheville” public hearing at Carolina Day School, Monday, Sept. 26 at 7 p.m. City and state transportation officials have been invited to hear firsthand the reality of walking in south Asheville in 2011.

Currently — along the 2.5 miles of Hendersonville Road from Long Shoals Road to the Blue Ridge Parkway — approximately 40 percent has existing sidewalks on one side or the other.

Many of the pedestrians walking along Hendersonville Road are trying to get to or from a bus stop. Others are using their only available form of transportation (walking) to get to the grocery store, drugstore or their place of employment. There is a need for crosswalks at all stoplights and a continuous sidewalk from Long Shoals Road to I-40.

Haven’t been yet?

A few days ago, a young mother was seen pushing a baby stroller with one hand and holding the hand of a toddler with the other while they walked along Hendersonville Road near Earth Fare. As the sidewalk ended they were forced to walk along the edge of the road.

There are hundreds of residences and several residential neighborhoods less than a mile from four public schools in south Asheville and yet no safe way for students to walk. A crosswalk was installed at the intersection of Springside and Overlook roads, but little to no sidewalks to use after crossing.

Sidewalks are expensive, but when planning for the future, providing citizens with an economical, healthy and safe way to travel seems more prudent today than ever.

Be aware of what issues are important to the city representative that you elect. No matter what side of Asheville you live in, come support south Asheville’s request for walkability at the “Walk South Asheville” meeting.

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I would like to thank Ned Ryan Doyle for his Commentary about the Southern Energy & Environment Expo [“WNC at a crossroads,” Aug. 24 Xpress]. S.E.E. Expo provided great exposure to sustainable technology and lifestyles. It will be missed.

Alternative energy is the future of America, but fringe movements have distracted us with cultlike agendas. It amazes me that we are still arguing over health care! Sure, let’s give free health care to everyone. I don’t mind paying extra so that my neighbor will be covered. Why are people so obsessed with who a person wants to marry?

While some think climate change is cyclical, why would we continue to rape and pillage the earth rather than champion alternative renewable energy and sources of sustenance?

The last century was one of vast discoveries.

Unfortunately, we did we not learn that there are consequences to our actions. Would it not make sense to make corrections now, rather than throw the burden to our children? Some talk about national debt and all this baloney. They have been exclaiming about national debt forever. The fact is, money has no meaning whatsoever, except for the things that it is used for. The modern economic system is self-imposed. No set of aliens is dictating to humans how to run this planet. So why do we feel so compelled to follow this modern economic system to our very end, throwing common sense aside? Without a planet that supports human life, of what use is gold?

There is no naivety here.

While the stock market tumbles, the biggest growth will be seen in alternative and sustainable technology. However, America will miss that boat, while we fight about health care, gay marriage, the national debt and if we should give children quality education.

— Rudranath Beharrysingh Asheville

Marriage is between one (male) and one (woman) I’m surprised by the recent mountainx.com article in reference to mayors and commissioners opposing the marriage amendment for the sake of employment recruitment and the economic sustainability of their cities [avl.mx/56].

It’s a shame that some politicians will accept any lifestyle choices without any moral principles.

The institution of marriage is between one (male) and one (woman).

— Keith Ogden Hill Street Baptist Church Asheville

Legislation has no place in matters of the heart The times of holding certain classes of citizens from equal rights must end, and should have ended long ago. Our country is a free society that is the model of the world. As we shame and look down upon other nations that mistreat different sexes, beliefs or religions, we forget that, right here in this great state, the Legislature is doing the exact same thing.

If you are not a believer of same-sex commitments and marriage, I encourage you to not par-

take in one. However, there are numerous laws on the books that do not pertain to a majority of citizens; for those that the laws do pertain to, they are of the utmost importance.

Partisanship and legislation has no place in matters of the heart. If you are a legal-age consenting adult who wishes to share life with another legal-age consenting adult, who are we to make laws forbidding this action? We are speaking of two adults, not the insanity of what allowing same-sex marriage could result in according to several politicians and radio personalities. If this were the case, I don’t see any legislation barring heterosexual men or women from attempting any of these atrocities as they have been reported against the LGBT community.

Every person, group and organization has a right to believe as they believe but it is inappropriate for those groups to dictate legalities for other groups. Believe what you believe and allow equal rights to not only apply to you but to all citizens.

— Nathan Shook Swannanoa

Topless-protest paranoia spreads to Mountain State Fair As someone who goes barefoot 24/7, and who has attended the N.C. Mountain State Fair barefoot for many years, I was shocked a few days ago to find several very large signs with big red letters at the gates stating, “Shirt and shoes required.”

The next day I contacted the fair manager, Matt Buchanan, to ask what was going on. He called me later and left a phone message in which he stated (his exact words), “Actually, the reason we put those signs there, I had many concerned parents after the demonstration that we had in Asheville a couple of weeks ago with the women going shirtless, and we do consider this a family event, and we had people concerned about that.”

I find this justification so ridiculous it’s almost laughable. First, the “demonstration” he spoke about was a one-time thing that took place simultaneously with similar rallies in 11 other cities around the country. The chances of something similar taking place around here again in the foreseeable future are practically zero.

Second, if their concern is fear of women taking their tops off at the fair, why doesn’t the sign read, “Women required to keep their tops on at all times”? Or simply, “Shirts required.” What do shoes have to do with it? Wearing shoes or not wearing shoes has absolutely nothing to do with wearing or not wearing a shirt or top. And wearing shoes has never been a rule or an issue at the fair before.

And third, do they really think that if another topless demonstration were to be organized around here and if they decided to do it at the fair, the mere presence of a sign would stop them? Not likely.

This is a case of total overkill. The fair management has let a few misinformed parents with very irrational fears cause them to make a very irrational decision. They’ve not only taken away the rights and freedom of choice of innocent fairgoers who have absolutely nothing to do with topless women, the new signs are of no practical value anyway for the perceived “problem.”

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“Shoes required� is about safety, not “topless paranoia�

I did speak with Mr. Kriss and I did make the statement that he quoted me on about several concerned mothers asking about our policy concerning women going shirtless. The North Carolina Mountain State is a family event and we want all fairgoers to dress appropriately.

Mr. Kriss failed to mention my statement about the requirement of shoes being a safety measure. We want to ensure the safety of all of our patrons and feel that the need for shoes in a venue of this type and size is a valid concern.

When I told Mr. Kriss that barefoot patrons could step on a piece of glass, a rock or even a piece of equipment, which could possibly cause a foot injury, he told me he had videos of him walking on glass with his calloused feet. My conclusion is that Mr. Kriss is the exception to the rule. To my knowledge Mr. Kriss was not refused entry to the fair for whatever reason so I have concluded that he was simply offended by the presence of our sign. — Matt Buchanan WNC Agricultural Center Fletcher

Buncombe County has zoning ordinances for a reason In passing a proposal to permit vacation rentals in all zoning districts, the Buncombe County Planning Board did a great disservice to citizens and to the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners.

The proposal passed by the Planning Board is substantively the same as the one passed back in February and returned by the commissioners to the Planning Board for reconsideration. The only significant “change� was increasing the minimum permitted vacation

rental stay from one day to two days. A realestate group testified to the Planning Board that 99 percent of their vacation rental stays are for two days or longer; this so-called change is no change at all.

The larger issue here is that the Planning Board is recommending a significant step toward dismantling the zoning ordinance that the commissioners passed in 2007 and then again in 2009, namely, keeping businesses and main residential areas separate, which is one of the main concepts of intelligent land-use planning. This philosophy is one of the statements of intent made by the commissioners in the current zoning ordinance.

Certainly, 98 percent of the visitors to vacation rentals are good people who are here to enjoy the beauty of our area. Unfortunately, the other 2 percent, the rotten apples, have loud parties at all hours, create unsafe conditions, increase our traffic and don’t respect our private property; my community has had that unfortunate experience.

There are those who would argue that a property owner has the right to do anything he/she wants on their property. This argument ignores the fact that in a neighborhood, anything that one neighbor does impacts his neighbors. Those who would argue for unfettered rights are implying that they have the right to impose their views on their neighbors irrespective of the impact. Protecting the rest of us from the lack of consideration of a few is one of the primary reasons we need regulations such as our zoning ordinances.

I urge the commissioners to reject this clear attempt to take a significant step to dismantle our zoning regulations. I urge all citizens to make their views known to the commissioners. — Bob Ganz Fairview

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Jan Davis is the steady hand of City Coucnil I’ll be voting to return Jan Davis to Asheville City Council this fall, and I encourage Xpress readers to do the same. Jan has been a steady hand on Council since 2003, and has always had a pragmatic view about how to get the best outcomes for all stakeholders in city policy. I often see him out in town, and every time I’ve spoken with him, he’s been genuinely interested in my opinion and has offered details on current matters that I hadn’t known.

He’s doesn’t view the City Council as a place for pet projects, but rather as a place to serve the community. Some of us have complaints about particular things in Asheville, but few of us are leaving to go somewhere else. Jan has been a big part of our continuing success.

— Jon King Asheville

Marc Hunt has a vision for Asheville I am writing to endorse Marc Hunt in his bid for Asheville City Council. Marc’s many years of business, nonprofit management and community-service experience will bring much practical value to Council. His deep commitment to his community will bring value to the whole city.

Marc has a long and successful record of business and organizational development, as an entrepreneur, business executive, financial officer, program manager and nonprofit director. He has been very active with local community programs, including the AshevilleBuncombe Youth Soccer Association (ABYSA) and the Asheville Greenway Commission.

Over the years, I have personally seen the tangible results of Marc’s dedicated work: from helping bring Greenlife Grocery to Asheville as a loan officer at the Self Help Credit Union, to the transformation of the ABYSA youth soccer program while he was a director, to his continuing work developing the Greenways in Asheville and land-trust projects throughout the region.

Beyond his deep experience and history of community involvement, though, Marc has a vision for Asheville. I encourage you to visit his website — huntforcouncil.com — to learn more about that vision. Marc thinks like an entrepreneur and acts with a social conscience. He is a

good listener, and has a long career of building coalitions and managing projects to creatively solve business and community problems.

I urge all those who want the best for Asheville to support Marc Hunt for City Council.

— John Swann Asheville

Voters of Asheville must take advantage of a great opportunity Marc Hunt has an unusual pedigree for a politician. His accomplishments in professional life and community service uniquely qualify him as at once knowledgeable, caring and capable in the very topics that City Council must grapple with on a daily basis. His financial prudence has been honed by years of leadership in the budget-making aspects of the operations of his own small business, as well as those of numerous larger enterprises, both public and private.

Marc Hunt has followed his heart in placing himself at the disposal of organizations that resonate as vehicles of a better way of life for our community at large. The pattern here is expressive of Marc’s commitment to the hard work of improving the quality-of-life experience that we all share in.

In vocational pursuits Marc has provided expertise and leadership in executing the region-wide missions of the Nantahala Outdoor Center, the Self Help Credit Union and, currently, the Open Space Institute.

As a local volunteer he has served in similar leadership roles for several organizations including the Asheville Day Nursery, the Asheville-Buncombe Youth Soccer Association and the Asheville Greenways Commission.

I personally helped recruit Marc to take on the role of finance officer for ABYSA when that organization was being melded into its currently comprehensive and highly successful nonprofit service profile. Marc understands what it takes for businesses and organizations to operate successfully. He leads not by politics but by convincing others with facts and knowhow! His is a uniquely talented pedigree that will help move our city in the right direction.

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Council approves mobile food vendors downtown

Truckin’ in: Food trucks at the Lexington Avenue Arts and Fun Festival. New rules passed by Council allow food trucks downtown. Photo by Jonathan Welch

by David Forbes Proposed rules allowing food trucks downtown once again dominated the agenda during Asheville City Council’s Sept. 13 meeting. After a lengthy public hearing and contentious debate, Council members had narrowly approved the move Aug. 23 on a 4-3 vote. Because of that slim margin, however, the city’s development guidelines required a second reading.

Proponents of overturning a ’90s-era ban on mobile food vendors in the central business district say the trucks would make an excellent addition to the city’s food scene while creating opportunities for aspiring entrepreneurs.

Opponents, including some restaurant owners, have raised concerns about noise, trash and the impact on existing businesses. During the Aug. 23 session, Mayor Terry Bellamy also worried about the risk of fire (from the trucks’ propane tanks) and clogged storm drains (from dumped grease).

Council still divided On Sept. 13, city staff addressed several concerns Council members had previously raised, saying they would inspect propane tanks and closely monitor any problems with the new businesses. The new rules will allow up to 10 food trucks to operate downtown until 2 a.m.

And though multiple Council members had said the proposed permit fees were too low, staff (including City Attorney Bob Oast) maintained that the city’s hands were tied: State law allows cities to charge only for direct expenses, such as

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what it actually costs them to process an application. The city could add a privilege-license fee, noted Oast, but it could not exceed $25.

“The fee cannot include the time with stakeholders or spent developing the ordinance: That’s all part of our long-range planning function,” Assistant Planning Director Shannon Tuch explained. Vice Mayor Brownie Newman later added an amendment requiring staff to monitor those direct costs, to see if the city could legitimately increase the fees later on.

Council member Esther Manheimer cited concerns about aesthetics, operating hours and the number of trucks allowed (which she wanted to reduce to five).

“I’m hoping that what we’re really doing here is launching a pilot program: When you do that, you should be pretty cautious,” she argued. “So if it doesn’t go well, you don’t have a difficult time scaling it back or repealing it.”

Council member Jan Davis, who’d opposed the move last month, seconded Manheimer’s motion, noting, “This may help the food truck owners too: They don’t know how hard the economy might be this winter.” Bellamy also supported the motion, leaving it one vote shy of approval.

At the Aug. 23 meeting, Manheimer had criticized letting the trucks stay open so late, saying it reminded her more of “a college town” than Asheville. She wanted them to shut down by 11 p.m. (There’s no restriction on how late brick-and-mortar restaurants can operate.) That motion, however, failed for lack of a second.

Council member Cecil Bothwell, meanwhile, had proposed last month that food trucks be

“What we’re really doing here is launching a pilot program: When you do that, you should be pretty cautious.”

— Council member Esther Manheimer

required to use plug-in electrical power rather than noisy generators. Yet after his Council colleagues approved that amendment, Bothwell voted against the rules, citing concerns about the fees.

This time, however, he supported them, though he did raise the specter of food trucks parking near schools and peddling less-healthy food to students.

Council member Gordon Smith praised the lengthy process by which the rules were developed, saying, “It’s likely imperfect; it will take some continual revisiting, but I’m very comfortable with the process it’s gone through, and we can have a diversity here in our foodtopia that will allow for increased convenience and affordability.”

Mayor Bellamy asked for two separate votes: one on the new rules for downtown, and one on the revised rules affecting all food trucks within the city limits. Her motion was approved 4-3, with Bothwell, Smith and Council member Bill Russell opposed.

In the end, Council approved allowing food trucks downtown on a 5-2 vote, with Bellamy

and Davis opposed. The citywide rules were unanimously approved.

Suzy Phillips, who owns Gypsy Queen Cuisine, thanked Council. Beginning Sept. 14, the city is accepting permit applications.

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Buncombe County is working to cut energy costs, lower carbon emissions and preserve farmland, various staffers told the Board of Commissioners Sept. 13 in a series of reports on current environmental initiatives. Assistant County Manager Jon Creighton updated the board on a number of those measures, including the county’s waste-management and land-conservation programs.

Every day, he reported, more than 108,300 pounds of material are kept out of the landfill through recycling programs and voluntary efforts.

That includes everything from cardboard and glass bottles to tires, fluorescent light bulbs and electronics. Nonetheless, about 1 million pounds of trash and construction debris still enters the landfill daily, noted Creighton.

He also praised the county’s farmland-preservation program. Since 2005, the county has spent more than $5.7 million to permanently protect 3,804 acres from development. Those tax dollars helped leverage more than $26 million in private donations and grants, added Creighton. And for the fiscal year that began July 1, the county has budgeted nearly $1.3 million to help protect another 1,719 acres, he explained, adding, “I think this has been a very, very successful program.”

Creighton also pointed out that the new courthouse being constructed on College Street in downtown Asheville will be the first countyowned, LEED-certified structure. (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design is an internationally recognized certification system developed by the U.S. Green Building Council.) At more than 100,000 square feet, it will also be one of the biggest buildings in the county, he observed.

“So you should be very proud of that,” he told the board.

Commissioner K. Ray Bailey and Vice Chair Bill Stanley both congratulated staff on the “great job” they’re doing. Board chair David Gantt and Commissioner Holly Jones were absent.

General Services Director Greg Israel then briefed the commissioners on county government’s carbon footprint and energy usage.

Between 2005 and 2010, he reported, the amount of carbon county government operations released into the atmosphere rose from 23,416 metric tons to 26,096 metric tons. But that, explained Israel, was due mostly to a jump from nearly 1.3 million square feet of county-owned facilities in 2005 to more than 1.5 million square feet five years later.

During the same period, he noted, the county actually reduced its energy use per square foot, replacing windows at the courthouse and updating heating and air conditioning systems.

“We’ve done good work here, I think,” concluded Israel.

Overall, buildings accounted for 60.7 percent of county government’s total carbon emissions.

Employee commutes were responsible for 18.5 percent, while the county’s vehicle fleet and offroad equipment contributed 17.4 percent and 3.4 percent respectively, said Israel. More than 92 percent of county employees drive to work, he noted, averaging 27.62 miles round trip.

Staff is exploring ways to reduce all those those emissions, reported Israel, citing the new solarthermal hot-water system and electric-vehicle charging stations planned for the Human Services Building on Coxe Avenue.

“This is a great presentation,” said Commissioner Carol Peterson.

CTS building condemned After that, County Manager Wanda Greene filled in the commissioners concerning the former CTS of Asheville plant on Mills Gap Road.

“When you tear that building down, you’re going to expose the ground to rain, which will drive the TCE farther out.”

— Jupiter resident Don Yelton on planned CTS demolition

In response to requests by neighboring residents, Buncombe County recently condemned the vacant structure, which it plans to demolish following a community meeting held in partnership with the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency.

County building-inspection staff found 13 sizable holes in the roof, extensive decay and corroded support beams, making repairs infeasible. Recent photos taken by an EPA contractor documented graffiti and other evidence of trespassing.

The county negotiated with the property owner, Mills Gap Road Associates, hoping for a voluntary, company-financed demolition, “but we didn’t get an agreement,” reported Greene.

Taylor & Murphy Construction Co., she explained later, will undertake the demolition for $160,000; the county plans to place a lien on the property to try to recover the cost. Gantt has said that risking taxpayer dollars was necessary to avoid further delaying a site cleanup.

During the public-comment period, however, Jupiter resident Don Yelton questioned whether the move might be merely a “political ploy.”

“Because when you tear that building down, you’re going to expose the ground to rain, which will drive the [trichloroethylene contamination] farther out,” said the former candidate for commissioner.

Yelton refused to stop speaking when his allotted three minutes were up, and Stanley instructed security to escort the conservative talk-show host out of the room. In a testy exchange as he left, Yelton shot back, “It’s an honor to be thrown out.”

Greene had sought to calm those concerns in her earlier remarks to the board, saying the county plans to work with the EPA to contain any toxins currently sheltered by the building. “We want to make sure we take good care of those [EPA monitoring] wells,” she explained.

MGRA has appealed the decision.

Other business The board also unanimously: • approved seeking roughly $319,000 in state Rural Operating Assistance Program grants to support Mountain Mobility, the county’s masstransit system.

• reappointed David Begley and appointed Jennifer Cable and Keith Webb (at large) to the Parks, Recreation and Greenways Advisory Board.

• declared Sept. 19-23 Minority Enterprise Development Week. X Jake Frankel can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 115, or at jfrankel@mountainx.com.

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Ponderwell was founded by Michael Tracey and Martin Haywood.

Xpress is an independent media outlet owned by Green Line Media Inc. The winning project, which will receive $120,000 over three years, will: involve some form or forms of media to achieve its goals, partner with other organizations, and be self-sustaining within three years. To view the city’s request for proposals, go to avl.mx/59.

City staff rated both proposals, giving Ponderwell 78.9 out of 100, and Xpress 66.8. Both companies will get to pitch their ideas to an evaluation panel Sept. 22.

Ponderwell proposes building a “Web-based, community-driven local news outlet to showcase events and news as presented by local writers, photographers and videographers.” The proposal also includes partnerships with local schools, a tutoring program for inexperienced contributors and a linked community guide. Ponderwell has put up more information about the idea on its website (avl.mx/58).

Xpress proposes using the grant funds to create a central resource enabling everyone in the community to share materials and content online. “Our project will allow users to: follow, post and curate breaking news about a fire in Kenilworth; search restaurants’ lunch specials within a few hundred yards of their current location and recommend today’s dish to their community; and post a video résumé in reply to a want ad for a job in Montford,” the proposal states. (To view the full proposal, go to avl.mx/5a.) — David Forbes and Margaret Williams

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Forrester stands by “cesspool” comment; Gaston mayor apologizes State Sen. James Forrester, one of the main sponsors of a proposed anti-samesex-marriage amendment to the North Carolina constitution, is standing by his remarks calling Asheville “a cesspool of sin,” according to a report from M2M Radio. Forrester also dubbed Asheville, Chapel Hill and Wilmington as competitors for “the worst place in the state.”

Forrester made the original remarks at a church rally in support of the marriage amendment.

“It was kind of brought up in a church meeting we had, and I don’t know what prompted me to say that, but I distinctly remember a couple of weeks ago they were all out baring their breasts and everything up in Asheville,” Forrester says in the report. “They have a lot of very liberal people. They have a lot of homosexuals that live in the Asheville area.”

He added: “It used to be you think of Wilmington, with all the movie people down there, would be the worst place in the state, or Chapel Hill, where they have a lot of liberal people and so forth. But Asheville is just doing a lot of things that I don’t like, and I don’t think a lot of people in the Asheville area like.”

Forrester’s remarks triggered an apology from the mayor of Gastonia — and also T-shirts designed by local Asheville artists.

Conversely, in the Sept. 15 edition of The Asheville Tribune, a letter by former Asheville City Council member Carl Mumpower and former Buncombe County Republican Party Chair Chad Nesbitt thanked the senator for his comments.

“Thank you ... for being a voice of reason in suggesting that morality, the rule of law and accountability matters,” the letter says. “And for refusing to pretend that chicken manure is chicken salad.” Nesbitt organized the Aug. 28 counterprotest to the Aug. 21 GoTopless Rally.

The proposed constitutional amendment, which would also prohibit civil unions and domestic-partner benefits, will be on the statewide primary ballot in May 2012. — David Forbes

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A question of balance

How nine local moms juggle livelihood, child care

Ginger Boyd and her daughter, Wren

by Tracy Rose When I was pregnant with my son, Ryan, people frequently asked: Are you going to keep working or stay home with the baby?

Those well-meaning inquisitors had bought into the “either/or” myth of modern motherhood: You either work full time outside the home and use day care, or you take care of the kids while a partner pays the bills.

But for many local moms, the realities of motherhood and work are far more complex. And despite the ongoing recession, women are finding creative ways to be with their children while also earning money doing meaningful part-time work.

Some continue in their chosen field (albeit at a reduced level); for others, childbirth and motherhood lead to entirely new vocations.

These days, most mothers with school-age or younger children work outside the home (66 percent, according to a 2009 Pew Research Center report). But of that group, only 27 percent work part time.

It isn’t always easy: Health insurance is often elusive, and budgets are tight. Still, the nine women interviewed below say they wouldn’t have it any other way.

Birth of a career For two local moms, giving birth inspired new careers as doulas.

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television and film postproduction and graphics in the Washington, D.C., area. After suffering career burnout in her late 20s, she relocated to the Pacific Northwest and found work at a children’s museum.

Then, despite having been told she couldn’t conceive, DiMuzio found herself pregnant with her daughter, Layla, now 2-1/2, and experienced an empowering water birth.

“The care I got was exceptional, and the support I got was exceptional, and it fueled a passion,” DiMuzio reveals. “My passion kind of came to me through my birth experience.”

After completing her training as a doula, she moved to Western North Carolina last September with her partner, Britt Cox, and Layla.

Cox works full time managing a downtown restaurant; besides caring for Layla, DiMuzio runs her business, Bella Belly Doula Services (abellabelly.com). Along with providing support to women during childbirth, she offers expectant moms henna belly

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To ensure that she has enough time for her child, DiMuzio accepts only three clients per month. “For me, it’s really important that I spend this time with my daughter,” she explains.

Yet she remains strongly committed both to her doula practice and to a collective that’s trying to establish a birth center in Asheville.

The trade-off? “I’ve never been more exhausted in my life,” DiMuzio admits.

Central Asheville resident Molly Rouse had a similar experience. Rouse, who has a master’s degree in applied anthropology, was teaching part time at UNCA and A-B Tech when she became pregnant with her son, Oscar, now 4-1/2. Her research into parenting techniques led her to develop an undergraduate anthropology course at UNCA called “Cultures of Childrearing” — yet something was still missing.

“I felt I wasn’t doing the real work I wanted to do in this world: directly helping people,” Rouse explains.

Then she discovered an occupation that instantly clicked for her: postpartum doula. After earning her certification, Rouse launched Nurture Postpartum Doula Services (nurtureyourfamily.net) about two years ago. She cooks, cleans, cares for older siblings and offers help with breast-feeding and infant-care techniques. Rouse also serves as a sounding board and information resource for families.

“I never doubt that I’m making a difference,” she notes.

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Maya Laura Lochbaum and her daughter, Avalyn

Like DiMuzio, Rouse limits her client load, working two days a week with two families while Oscar attends Buenos Dias, a small, family day care program.

Her husband, Damon, works long days as a physical therapist while Rouse keeps things together on the home front.

“I just feel like it’s ... every woman’s struggle to try to do everything that’s expected of her,” muses Rouse. “Women’s liberation put us in the workplace and made us equal to men in the outer world, but we still have to balance all of the motherly and housewifely things, and it’s hard. ... That sort of dilemma is present for men, too.”

Rouse says she can’t imagine working full time until Oscar is in school all day, because “I feel like I wouldn’t have the connection with my son that I have.”

Whistle while you work Other local moms have managed to preserve some version of their former job while caring for their children. Ginger Boyd nurtures 6-month-old Wren while working 20 hours a week as chief operating officer at Carolina Mornings (carolinamornings. com), which offers vacation rentals and property management.

The 12-year company veteran didn’t want to give up her job — or place her daughter in day care. “I couldn’t imagine missing any of it,” the soft-spoken Boyd said one recent morning while Wren took in her surroundings at West End Bakery after they’d taken a baby yoga class.

In fact, one of her daughter’s “firsts” — sitting up by herself — happened at a rental property Boyd was photographing for the company.

“I’m very fortunate, because my office is really flexible,” she notes. Boyd works mostly from home with weekly pilgrimages to the office, where Wren can nap or watch mom Skype with her boss

Molly, Damon and Oscar Rouse

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“For me, as a feminist of my generation, having it all really means a balanced lifestyle.”

— the Rev. Amanda Hendler-Voss

in Chapel Hill.

There have been financial trade-offs: To save money on rent, she and her husband, Brian, a computer programmer for Duke University who telecommutes, moved to Marshall last year.

North Asheville mom Coco Palmer Dolce, on the other hand, spent a “completely happy” year home with her son, August, before returning to work at Pack Place. “After the first year, I started to get antsy,” Dolce admits.

With a fine-arts degree from Warren Wilson College, Dolce felt she needed to reconnect with the art world. The former manager now works 12 hours a week in reception and ticket sales, a position she used to supervise.

While Dolce’s at work, August (now 3) attends a cooperative preschool; parents work one morning a week, enabling them to participate in their child’s school day while keeping tuition comparatively low.

Her husband, Tom, cares for a mentally handicapped adult in their home through Liberty Corner Enterprises. The couple also performs as GreenWay, an acoustic-folk duo, though the gigs have slowed since August’s arrival.

With less money coming in, the family makes do with one car.

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than ever,” she explains, adding, “It’s worth it, I think.”

A fortuitous alignment of schedules enables Maya Laura Lochbaum to stay home with her 19-month-old daughter, Avalyn, during the week. On weekends, Avalyn’s father, landscaper Shane Paulson, takes over so Lochbaum can freelance as a massage therapist, primarily at Spa Materna on Merrimon Avenue (spamaterna. com).

Before her daughter was born, Lochbaum worked full time as a massage therapist for 10 years, taking off for months at a time to travel and rest. On one of those sabbaticals, she met Paulson, who moved to Asheville to be near her and their daughter.

“We don’t have a traditional nuclear family arrangement, but we’re family,” Lochbaum explains. “We’re tight, and we all love each other.”

Lochbaum gets another break from the intensity of parenting a small child through a YWCA program providing free drop-in child care for qualifying parents. She schedules acupuncture treatments during that time to help her stay sane and grounded.

Lochbaum says she can’t afford day care for Avalyn but wouldn’t want it anyway. “She’s young, and it feels really important to me to be able to be available for her more often than not and to be with her,” the Montford mom explains.

New directions Other local moms have used the altered landscape of motherhood as a launching pad, turning their passions into part-time work.

Kari Richmond found her professional niche almost by accident after her son, Isaac, was born. Richmond, who’d been giving private music lessons, answered an ad for a preschool music teacher.

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Richmond now owns Asheville Area Music Together (ashevilleareamt.com), a licensed center offering classes to kids accompanied by their caregivers. She teaches three classes a week; there are also three other teachers.

In addition, the mother of two (Isaac is 6, and daughter Cora is 1) gives private lessons at the familyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s West Asheville home. Day care, she says, wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make sense financially, and she wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want it anyway. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I want to be the primary one there for my kids in their [preschool and school] years,â&#x20AC;? Richmond explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I want to be the primary nurturer.â&#x20AC;?

Husband Matthew, a lecturer in UNCAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Music Department, maintains a packed schedule of rehearsals and performances for a jazz trio, a pop group and the Asheville Symphony.

Grandparents, a motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s helper and baby-sitting swaps with friends help Richmond manage her teaching schedule. And despite the inevitable exhaustion, Richmond remains passionate about Music Together and its positive effect on children. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a personal thing for me rather than a business,â&#x20AC;? she reveals.

For stay-at-home mom Sasha Mitchell, it was a move from New Jersey to south Asheville two years ago that prompted her to channel her bent for professional organizing into Memory Cottage, a home-based business (memorycottage.org). For an hourly rate, Mitchell organizes home and office space, photos and files; she also researches family history. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Business is good and business is growing,â&#x20AC;? she reports. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really thrilled that the referrals that are coming are from my family history clients.â&#x20AC;?

Her interest in genealogy was sparked at age 13 when she was tasked with finding out her great-grandfatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first name. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The triumph of making a discovery: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like a total rush,â&#x20AC;?

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West Asheville mom Allison Catoe and her husband, Daniel Wiseman, have found a way to combine their talents while generating extra income. Launched in February, Outside Everywhere produces homemade wooden toys while Catoe stays home with their 4-year-old son, Eden.

Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve set up an Etsy shop (etsy.com/people/outsideeverywhere) to sell the whimsical critters, which they also wholesale to a company called Eco Womb.

Catoe draws the patterns by hand, and Wiseman (who also works at Earth Fare) cuts them out. Catoe sands the toys, burns in their features (usually while her son is asleep) and paints them (sometimes helped by Eden). â&#x20AC;&#x153;For us, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just really important for me to be home with Eden right now, even though we have to make a lot of sacrifices financially,â&#x20AC;? says Catoe. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I feel extremely blessed that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m able to stay home with him: A lot of moms canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do that.â&#x20AC;?

The Rev. Amanda Hendler-Voss took a different kind of plunge when she and the Rev. Sara Wilcox founded Land of the Sky United Church of Christ (landoftheskychurch.org) about two years ago.

When her position as interim minister of Christian education at First Congregational United Church of Christ in Asheville ended, Hendler-Voss felt called to pastoral ministry but feared a sole or senior pastorship wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give her enough time with her son, Myles, now 4-1/2. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I wanted to be able to be with my child in a meaningful way,â&#x20AC;? the Montford mom explains.

The co-pastors had no idea whether their new, progressive church would take root, but it has, she reports. The biggest benefit, says HendlerVoss, is how her home and working life complement each other: Being a mom makes her a better pastor, and vice versa.

Her â&#x20AC;&#x153;incredibly supportiveâ&#x20AC;? husband, Seth, works full time as a landscape architect for the city of Asheville; Amanda works 30 hours a week for the church. After Mylesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; morning preschool program, they often go to a playground or do a project together; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s learned to entertain himself when mom has work to do. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I just feel like this is a really sweet time in our lives,â&#x20AC;? says Hendler-Voss. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a busy time, and she admits to sometimes losing patience when her daily responsibilities weigh heavily.

Still, like the other mothers profiled here, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s committed to a path that feels right for her family â&#x20AC;&#x201D; without judging moms whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve made different choices. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For me, as a feminist of my generation, having it all really means a balanced lifestyle,â&#x20AC;? HendlerVoss explains. Which means being present with her child, having a meaningful vocation and contributing to the community.

And that seems an admirable goal for any parent. X Freelance writer and editor Tracy Rose lives in Asheville.

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Wren Hendrickson, artist and owner of Goldworks Gallery, started making jewelry as a hobby, then expanded to selling it at craft shows and galleries around the country.

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Keeping it personal

Sheila Jamison urges businesswomen to be themselves

by Megan Dombroski When Sheila Jamison began her career as a financial adviser, her male colleagues were the ones who were nervous.

“The first time I wore a business suit, they asked me if I had on boxer shorts underneath,” Jamison joked. “So to give you an idea, I don’t know if I was intimidated or if they were intimidated by me.”

Jamison co-founded the Jamison Financial Group with her husband, Rich, in New York City, then opened a second office in Asheville. She says she never expected to find herself on Wall Street in a power suit. But a career counselor she consulted years ago posed an overwhelming yet simple question: “What do you want to do?”

“I thought he was being sarcastic, to be honest. ... So I just answered him very sarcastically and said, ‘Oh, I’d like to work with people, and I’d like people to pay me for my advice, and I’d like to choose who I’m working with,” Jamison recalls.

“If I don’t like somebody, I don’t want to work with them. He said, ‘Oh — you want to be a stockbroker.’ I kept thinking of this guy that weighs 250 pounds, smokes a cigar and drives a Cadillac. I was like, ‘What are you talking about?’”

But somehow, the job fit.

To be sure, there were challenges. “It was really very difficult to find a lot of women who were willing to go to Wall Street, because it’s very demanding: It’s risky. Especially when I started [in 1981], there was no salary. It was totally on commission, so if you didn’t make it, you didn’t make it. It was really kind of tough.”

Some women found the male-dominated profession intimidating, but Jamison learned early to be confident.

“I was lucky I had a college professor who mentored me, and one of the pieces of advice he gave me before I even got into the business was to always be yourself, and always tell people what you think,” she remembers. “You’re in a business where people are paying you for your advice.

They’re not telling you to tell them what they want to hear.”

Jamison spent 18 years as senior vice president at Morgan Stanley, where she helped found the company’s chapter of the Women’s Business Exchange.

“In the early ’90s, I was approached to help form a Women’s Business Exchange [chapter] to help support women all over the country,” Jamison explains. “It was a really eye-opening experience for me, because we’re all so busy doing what we have to do that we don’t have time to interact. It’s a luxury for us to do it, but as a result of us interacting with one another, we built a support system.”

Jamison describes her job as the personal side of the stock market: always keeping her clients’ interests in mind and trying to make sure they know she cares. The latter point is something she believes men tend to overlook.

Clients, says Jamison, “want to know that you care about them, and a lot of men are performanceoriented. They don’t understand that if you really

“It’s been an interesting battle, and I would like to tell you it’s gotten easier 30 years later, but it hasn’t. ... Not a lot has changed.”

— Sheila Jamison, on being a woman in the business world

Stand together: With more than 30 years of experience in a maledominated field, Sheila Jamison urges women to support one another in “every way possible.” photo COUrTESY OF Sheila Jamison

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care about them, it helps your decision-making process — at least, that’s my philosophy.”

Despite her own success, however, Jamison is less sanguine about women’s overall progress in the profession.

“It’s been an interesting battle, and I would like to tell you it’s gotten easier 30 years later, but it hasn’t. I look around at the number of women that are in the business, and ... not a lot has changed.”

Jamison remembers well the discrimination she experienced in the office, though she always felt she could deal with it.

“They’d go out after work for drinks, and they don’t ask me out; they don’t even want us there.

I had one guy take me to the seediest bar in New York City that you could ever imagine — to make sure I wouldn’t want to go again. I’m sure that was the purpose, and he was my manager. He had to ask me, because I was the biggest producer in the office,” Jamison reveals. “Then everyone was like, ‘You’re not going to walk her back?’ and I was like, ‘Don’t worry about me — I can handle myself.’”

The best way businesswomen can push for positive change, she believes, is by standing together.

“I think the biggest advice I would give to women is to support our girl power whenever we possibly can,” Jamison asserts. “The way to get this thing going again is to really, really support one another in every way possible.”

She also advocates forging alliances with sympathetic men.

“My husband was very supportive of me, and he believed in me,” Jamison explains. Women, she continues, “need a support system to help them to succeed — but I believe that’s true with any business.

“Women work hard: It’s just the way we are.

We know what’s expected of us — from our family, our children, everyone. It’s not that we can’t do it, but it’s good to have that support system when the days get long and things aren’t going your way, and maybe you have a headache or you need someone to talk to.”

There are plenty of men who are not just willing but anxious to improve business conditions for women, Jamison maintains.

“You have guys whose wives are very successful, who have heard the stories their wives have told them, and they don’t want that for their daughters. ... That’s where I think we really need to go to for support, because they have the power we don’t have. I’ve seen these men in action: They want to come out of their closet if we give them support to do it. It’s a beautiful thing to see.”

In the end, Jamison urges women struggling to break into the business world to stay strong.

“It’s a tough world out there, but you just have to put on your alligator skin and go out there and do what you got to do.” X Megan Dombroski is a senior journalism student at UNCA and an editor at The Blue Banner, the student newspaper.

Adi Westerman and Janet Horn Gonzalez came to Asheville with a vision: to bring Bikram Yoga to as many people as possible and create a safe place for people to stretch, sweat and heal. Bikram Yoga Asheville was born in March of 2008, and since its inception over 5,000 people in the WNC area have joined in on this HOT YOGA experience.

Every day more new students come to the studio, many of whom have never experienced yoga before. Each day students share profound testimonies and breakthroughs with Adi, Janet and the 10 other certified teachers of BYA. Some come to heal an injury or get off medications, and others simply want to experience a cardiovascular workout or lose weight. Every person that puts their mind to it can find what they need in this class.

Adi is a new mother of a 15 month-old girl. “Being a mom has completely changed my perspective in life, and I am so grateful to all the beautiful role models I find in my yoga students. I was able to practice throughout my pregnancy with certain modifications and after having my daughter, Bikram Yoga helped me get my body back. It prepared me for all that comes with parenthood, and continues to be my lifeline many days.”

Janet is a new grandmother and daily uses the very specific system of hot yoga postures to heal arthritis, back and knee injuries and ward off symptoms of menopause. “After class I look and feel younger and have the courage to face anything with grace.”

Both Janet and Adi are committed to continuing to learn, grow and challenge themselves along with the students of BYA. They recently renovated the studio and have plans to expand in the next year.

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Lee Ann’s love affair with tarot began in 1993 while living in the Florida Keys. While trying to find the perfect deck of tarot cards for her friend’s birthday, Lee Ann was immediately drawn to the images of the cards, which she describes as an unspoken, timeless language.

By 2003, Lee Ann moved to Greensboro, North Carolina, where she was persuaded to read tarot cards professionally once a week at a metaphysical shop. Lee Ann’s passion for tarot and practical magick led to teaching various workshops and to creating her own website and online business, The Irish Muse: Tarot & Practical Magick.

In 2009 Lee Ann moved to Asheville without a plan. The only thing she knew for certain was that she would do what she loved best in the world; teach tarot and magick. She feels that Tarot and Magick are amazing tools to be used for spiritual growth and self-empowerment. Ultimately, Lee Ann’s mission is to help others find their passion so they can live the lives they were always meant to live. She loves being able to get that across to people. In her mind this is the way it works: “Do what inspires you most and inevitably it will lead you where you need to go.” Lee Ann is living proof of this.

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Martia Rachman was introduced to yoga and bodywork after suffering major spinal injury years ago.

After a complete recovery, she began studying and teaching yoga and combining it with bodywork and manual therapies. Her further studies lead her to a very unique and comprehensive understanding how the body works, how injury and age affect the body, and how to provide restoration of the entire body, mind, and spirit.

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“It’s amazing that they can keep coming up with such fun, functional toys for the kitchen!

My customers are always impressed with the selection and say that they find items here that they haven’t seen elsewhere,” Kerryn says.

Martia Rachman is the co-founder of Black Mountain Yoga Center where she teaches group and private yoga classes. As the director of Black Mountain Yoga Therapy Teacher Trainings she shares her wealth of knowledge with others interested in the burgeoning field of Yoga Therapy.

She attributes her extensive selection to two things: Listening to her customers, and keeping up with recommendations from industry magazines and websites. “I seek out the best, and fortunately, the best doesn’t always mean the most expensive.”

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She is the co-director of the Rachman Clinic with her husband Brad where they offer their patients Yoga Therapy and Alternative Medicine.

Martia and her Black Mountain Yoga school received adulation earlier this year by the New York Times.

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The path to becoming a bodyworker is ancient, sacred, and life-changing.

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Being a woman who is committed to success, combined with the passion that my son Adam has for distilling spirits, I became inspired to be involved in our venture in Asheville. This has really been a family affair, with the entire family coming on weekends to do whatever needed to be done. We have completed all the work on the Distillery with our own hands, except for plumbing and electrical. Being in business for yourself means more to us when we have our sweat and time invested in it, rather than getJoan Dalton and son, Adam ting others to handle it for you. We wanted to open a bar that would work hand-in-hand with the distillery but also create a place for people to enjoy what we create within the walls. We are excited to be distilling as soon as possible. The bar is open at 251 Biltmore, near the Tourist baseball stadium, offering affordable and unique drinks daily. If you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t already, come check us out and watch the seed we planted begin to grow. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find the environment comfortable and inviting. Hope to see you soon!

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On their own terms

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Despite her many years’ experience in loss prevention and security, it wasn’t until 1995 that Karen Caruso decided to run her own business in the field. While watching an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show that discussed abusive childcare providers, she came up with the notion to create Mind Your Business, Inc. The move has paid off: She was recently named the 2011 North Carolina Small Business Person of the Year by the U.S. Small Business Administration.

In the beginning, Caruso was motivated by her desire to help parents make better decisions when selecting a childcare provider. “Watching Oprah Winfrey that day, and watching the mother who had a son nearly the same age as my daughter at the time — less than a year old, and her son was just murdered by their nanny — was just my life-defining moment,” says Caruso.

That epiphany led Caruso to make full use of her experience conducting background checks.

Sensing a gap in the local market, she started Mind Your Business in the basement of her home in New Jersey with two employees and $2,500. There, she helped people protect their loved ones by running background checks on day-care providers and nanny agencies.

When the chance came to move to Western North Carolina, Caruso (who was raised in the state) took it. “I would really rather raise my family in the Southeast than the Northeast, so when we had the opportunity to move back, I was all for it,” she recalls.

That move brought Mind Your Business to its current home in Hendersonville.

Since then, the business has posted record profits in recent years, and it has expanded.

Caruso’s company now does drug and alcohol testing, pre-employment credit history checks, education and professional license verification, Social Security number tracing and reference checking for other companies’ potential new hires.

Today the company employs 15 people full time in its 3,000-square-foot office space.

Being a woman business owner in a field traditionally dominated by men has presented its own set of challenges, Caruso acknowledges.

“Loss prevention and security is very much like the law enforcement industry. Just breaking into that circle has had its challenging times. I’ve lost contracts because of it. I’ve been called a pit bull in high-heels,” she says.

Despite those challenges, Mind Your Business has grown. Now the company, through various subcontractors, provides its services to companies in all 50 states and in countries throughout the world. Since being named N.C. Small Business Person of the Year, even more opportunities have arisen. The next step for the

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company, according to Caruso, is developing its government-contract business. “The federal government is the largest customer in the world ... I’m not just limited to customers in my back yard,” she adds.

Though it wasn’t a problem for her, Caruso points out that finding startup capital can be a problem for women-owned businesses. “Most women, if you look at a woman and her history, it’s tied with a husband ... and most of the assets are in the husband’s name or held jointly and you have to separate that out and have her stand alone, and that can be an issue.”

Caruso also notes the importance to new small businesses of using resources like SCORE, a nonprofit group partnered with the U.S. Small Business Administration. SCORE offers workshops and assistance to small businesses around the country and was particularly helpful to the early success of her business.

“People, especially women, don’t realize they can walk in, schedule an interview, and talk to someone about their business idea. And it’s not ridiculous, and it’s not far-fetched. It can be anything that they want to do,” says Caruso.

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sophisticated scratch-made food from the earth Although Leslie Armstrong had gone down many different career paths -- including supporting victims of violent crime, helping people stay sane while going through a divorce, and monitoring animal-abusing circuses -- never in her wildest dreams did she imagine that she would own and operate a restaurant. She had never even worked in one and didn’t consider herself a real foodie. However, three years ago, she tasted Asheville Chef Jason Sellers’ mocha coconut milk ice cream and knew she had to have constant access to that deliciousness. Fast forward to earlier this summer and Jason, Leslie, and her husband, Alan Berger, opened their North Asheville full-service restaurant, aptly-named Plant. They are thrilled that while Plant guests are enjoying such mouth-watering plant-based entrees as peppercorn-crusted seitan, sweet corn risotto, and raw enchiladas, they don’t even have time to remember that with each bite, they are treading lightly on the planet, honoring their compassionate nature, and promoting their own good health--and that is how Leslie views success.

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Cynthia Gaddy

A community businesswoman For most folks, one business is more than enough. But small-business accountant, real estate agent, and women-in-business booster Cynthia Gaddy likes to wear more than one hat.

“People ask me: ‘What do you do?’ or ‘What do you love the most?’” she says. “I love what I’m doing … I love educating the public on both issues more than I do anything else,” she adds.

So on top of her business projects, Gaddy chairs the community-relations committee for the Asheville Board of Realtors and teaches classes in small-business accounting for Mountain BizWorks.

An Asheville native, Gaddy started her career after getting an associate degree in 1982, but formal education was just the beginning. “I would just move from job to job until I learned everything about accounting. I worked as a staff accountant for a CPA. Then I got into taxes. I worked for [H & R] Block for four years, and I always did some accounting out of my house,” she reveals.

Gaddy eventually decided to turn those side jobs into a new company, Crystal Clear Business

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Works, in 1999. Since then she’s served as accountant to area businesses of all sizes, from small one-person businesses to large multi-million dollar firms.

Fifteen years ago her foray into real estate was born out of a passion for home ownership, she explains. “I got [my] license [to help] get working people into housing and to get women into housing.” she says. Gaddy sees both home and business ownership, particularly for women, as being a stepping stone toward independence. “Even [with] a career in the mainstream, [women] have to deal with sexual harassment [and] wage discrimination. If you have your own business, you have control over what you do,” she says.

For Gaddy, the message is that business ownership is its own goal, and the rewards come in the freedom to work however one chooses. “I can’t do 9-to-5 ... I’m a mission-, project-based person, and I don’t want to waste my time piddling around or sending 35 emails around saying, ‘What do we need to do?’”

Says Gaddy, “Lets just do it.”

Women are using the cooperative principles worldwide to effect change, feed and clothe the poor and to stop violence. Literally in every nation of the world where co-ops flourish, women are there making it happen, making life in those communities better.

Owners of Carmel’s, Melissa Lausch, Carole Bowers and Jess Bowers, had to act quickly when the business next door came available. “We wanted something downtown, and being right next door is very appealing from a management standpoint,” Melissa says. In 2001, Melissa and Carole were managing partners together at their Vero Beach, FL restaurant, also named Carmel’s. At the time, Jess was living in Asheville and worked at Anntony’s which formerly occupied the current Carmel’s location. When Carole moved to Asheville in hopes of finding a location for another restaurant, they agreed the Grove Arcade corner was a perfect spot. Melissa then closed the Florida restaurant and joined them in the mountains.

The team decided the space next to Carmel’s should be a completely different concept, and Burgerworx was conceived.

Their entrepreneurial spirit has allowed them to survive the economic downturn and make quick adjustments in order to provide a service to the community and important jobs for their employees. “We wanted to not only stay in the game, we wanted to win. In order to do that you have to be open to change yet be consistently good. That is a tough balance,” Lausch notes.

FBFC is proud to be your local connection to the cooperative movement, bringing you products like Alaffia Fair-Trade Shea Butter which supports gender equality in Togo and Asheville’s own Home Free Bagels, which provides meaningful employment to homeless men and women in our community.

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As a Jungian analyst and Solisten provider, Dr. Massimilla Harris brings a unique combination of knowledge and experience to her practice. Originally from Italy, where she earned her Ph.D. in psychology, she went on to Paris and studied the Tomatis method of sound therapy used in Solisten. Later Dr. Harris moved to Zurich, Switzerland, and completed her studies to become a diplomate Jungian analyst. She has practiced in Asheville for 21 years.

In her Jungian work, Dr. Harris focuses on our higher development through cultivating our relationship with our unconscious, using dreams and the renewal of personal consciousness. Known as “Individuation,” this process helps us examine our assumptions about ourselves and our lives, and it assists us in developing our own voice, our inner sense of authority and the ability to grow beyond our difficulties as we uncover our hidden potentials.

Dr. Harris uses the work of Solisten to help us bring additional healing and growth stimulated through our bodies.

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KIMBERLY MASTER SOAP PEDDLER

Kimberly Masters has always been the crafty type. As a business student at UNC-Greensboro, she made things in ceramics classes. Later, she moved on to fleece hats and headbands, which she made while working as a bicycle tour guide in Alaska.

It was a more recent trip to the doctor, though, that led her to create the business she runs today.

“I got into soap because I had sensitive skin.

My doctor said, ‘Your soap is drying you out’,” Masters recounts. She decided to apply her business education to soap-making and started Essential Journeys in 2004.

And so far, it’s been a good move. One reason for the company’s success may be Masters’ more whimsical designs, such as a cucumber-melonginkgo soap with the outline of a gingko leaf encapsulated in the translucent bar. Then there’s her key-lime soap, made with a sailboat shape inside of it and a bit of the mast sticking out of the top.

Such whimsies set the Essential Journey’s products apart from the ubiquitous monochromatic bars produced by others. “We try to do iconic images that bring back memories, and

evoke a sense of time or place,” Masters says.

It seems to be working. The company has grown steadily since its inception, with its products sold in more than 200 locations across the United States. Masters still makes all the soaps — more than 50 varieties — in her West Asheville home. Recently, Essential Journeys contracted with a Western North Carolina manufacturer to produce lip balms, bath salts, lotions and soy candles.

In another sudsy twist, about 30 percent of the company’s orders come from other businesses looking to have a special soap made for them. Masters has made a modern-art-themed soap for the Philadelphia Museum of Art, and a garden-themed one for the North Carolina Arboretum.

“The main things with business are relationships, communication and building community,” says Masters. She also attributes her success to Asheville’s welcoming climate toward women business owners and its focus on “local.” “As a woman I think that’s one of the assets I have: I’m not just trying to spearhead something that doesn’t have a connection to anyone, and people want to support local businesses.”

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Hemlocks Studio, directed by artist Sue Russell, is a magical place. Cool, evergreen shadows and that indescribable fragrance of the mountains — fresh, musky, old and new — awaken the senses. As you approach the old Victorian cottage, a gracious hospitality unfolds. With a cup of rich coffee and a warm welcome, Sue and the staff cultivate creative ideas to feed your spirit as completely as they nurture the old-growth hemlocks surrounding the studio. In the house, on a walk or in the airy, treetop studio, you find the perfect setting to read, sketch, paint, daydream, learn or play with intensity and passion. At Hemlocks, there is imagination in abundance. Hemlocks Studio offers classes, open studio retreats, private study and so much more.

P.O. Box 417, Cedar Mountain, NC 28718 • 828-885-2831

PEGGY HUFF, a household name if you are involved in the Alternative Health Care community, has done it again! She’s moving her MASSAGE SCHOOL back to Downtown Asheville, and lowered tuition and up front costs!

Peggy has just made a major announcement locally and nationally about the move back to historic, tree-lined Eagle Street, where her Massage Therapy Center has been a mainstay for more than 13 years.

Peggy continues to amaze and impress with her uncanny talent for reading the needs of her students, as well as industry and economic trends. She considers it a blessing and an honor to remain one of the businesses that continues to thrive in Asheville.

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Director: Sue Russell 912-267-9379 Assoc. Director: Danalee Pipes 828-721-9138

Please visit us at www.hemlocks.com

Center for Massage & Natural Health®

www.CenterForMassage.edu

POINTS OF LIGHT Crystal and Mineral Gallery

LISTEN TO THE LAND Sustainable Agriculture can work in Western North Carolina The mission of Echoview Farm is to demonstrate that sustainable agriculture can work in Western North Carolina and beyond. That means listening to the land and to the families who have tilled these hills longer than we have. It means passing on what we learn.

We believe that sustainable farming represents a way forward for American agriculture. But if it’s a way forward, it also looks back to a lifestyle that held sway for generations, before agriculture gave way to big agribusiness. Sustainable farming is a way to reclaim the dignity of farming, nurturing life out of the very ground and cooperating with nature rather than conquering it.

At Echoview Farm, bees are an essential part of the agricultural equation. Pollinating work done by honeybees is worth more than Julie Jensen $100 million annually in North Carolina alone. By maintaining Proprietor our own hives, we contribute to the health of agriculture everywhere.

Visit us at www.echoviewfarm.com

Points of Light opened in 2009 in Asheville.

Owner Connie Olson spent more than four years traveling the world, gathering the Crystals and Minerals that fill this amazing gallery — from breathtaking interior-design specimens to spectacular Minerals and hard-to-find Crystals of all shapes and sizes.

Connie’s passion is large museum quality Quartz and Amethyst. One of the largest Crystal Galleries in the country, Points of Light offers you beautiful polished spheres, carvings and Crystal points from Brazil. See the beautiful artisan Gemstone Jewelry from around the world. Also serving those in the healing arts, Points of Light offers Crystal bowls, Vogel healing wands, and rare stones like Moldavite.

Points of Light also offers Crystal classes and workshops. Connie has loved Crystals since she was very young and growing up in rural Tennessee. This is the realization of a dream — come share it.

391 Merrimon Ave. • Asheville, NC • 828.257.2626

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Lisa Stendig is an Inner Body Yoga and Embodiment instructor who has been working with yoga legend, Angela Farmer, for almost 20 years.

Jael Rattigan has found her purpose: creating artisan chocolates and pastries at Asheville’s favorite dessert spot, the French Broad Chocolate Lounge (Best of WNC, 2009). She is a passionate foodie, locavore, slow-food revolutionary and gypsy mama of two boys.

Jael’s passion for cacao was ignited in Costa Rica, where she and her husband opened a café called Bread & Chocolate.

There, she had the fortune to use locally grown, organic, smallbatch chocolate in her confections and pastries.

In 2006, they repatriated to Asheville, attracted by its vibrant food scene, active community and entrepreneurial spirit. They started French Broad Chocolates, working from their home kitchen and selling at tailgate markets and online. In 2008, positive feedback and a desire to connect with customers prompted them to open the Chocolate Lounge, where they have won over customers with their handmade indulgences and fair business practices (they are a Living Wage-certified business).

10 south lexington avenue downtown asheville

828.252.4181 sun - thur 11am - 11pm fri & sat 11am - 12am order & ship at

www.frenchbroadchocolates.com

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MARIA SOTO

BABIES OF THE BAKING BUSINESS Maria Soto has entrepreneurialism in the blood. “My family, all of them have restaurants and stores, and beauty salons,” she asserts.

So it’s not surprising that Soto would follow in those familial footsteps by partnering with her husband, Luis Prieto. In 2010, the couple opened Los Nenes Bakery, a Mexican-style bakery in West Asheville.

What is surprising, though, is how young the couple was when taking the small business plunge: Soto was just 21 and her husband was 22. “We’re the youngest on both sides of the family, so we call it ‘Los Nenes’ which means ‘the babies.’ We’re the babies of the business.”

Specializing in baked goods primarily for WNC’s Latino community, Los Nenes offers custom-made cakes for weddings, family gatherings and birthdays, including quinceaneras, a traditional Latin American celebration of a girl’s 15th birthday. The bakery also features traditional baked goods such as conchas, bolillos, empanadas and donas, all made fresh daily.

After its first year of business, Los Nenes Bakery was doing well, so well that when the

owner of the Hispanic grocery store next to their shop was looking to sell, Soto and Prieto bought the business. Now their baked goods are sold alongside other difficult-to-find Latin American foods.

What Los Nenes offers is a taste of home, although similar products might be found in mainstream groceries, Soto notes. “The cuts of meat, the fruit — everything is different. It tastes different,” she says.

Soto also notes that the evolution into a full-fledged grocery store has brought a synergy to the business, with customers from both businesses spilling over into each other.

“Customers will come in for the bread, and then get eggs, milk, or whatever they need,” Soto says.

With that kind of success, Soto and her husband recently opened a second bakery and grocery in Swannanoa. “When we opened the [Swannonoa location] we thought it was going to be slow for the first month,” she continues.

“But it’s been almost the same as here. So it’s really, really good.”

After 30 years in dentistry, Dana Hunter decided it was time to make a change. Being locals, Dana and her husband are excited to bring this new concept to their hometown.

Oil &Vinegar’s“culinary gift shop”concept brings together a wide range of international food and cooking products in alluring, Mediterranean-style surroundings. Their mission is to be the consumers’ first choice when looking for a unique and tasteful gift for any occasion.

One will find an assortment of a distinct Mediterranean flair with the focal point of the store being the “amphora wall,” where an international selection of over 30 oils and vinegars are dramatically suspended in glass containers on a backlit wall. Customers select a bottle or bring in a previously purchased Oil & Vinegar bottle for a refill, and our staff dispenses the selection on-tap.

To accent our gourmet tastes, a fine selection of ceramic table wares, kitchen and other culinary accessories fill the shelves. We pride ourselves in offering the best local specialties from Italy, Spain, Greece, France, South Africa, Australia and other international origins.

At Oil & Vinegar, they like to refer to their customers as “Guests.” Their #1 priority is to engage Guests in three key aspects: experience, service and adventure. Guests may sample products at their leisure and receive advice on product use and recipe ideas from a friendly and knowledgeable staff. All purchases may be gift-wrapped on the spot in an attractive way. The shop’s design, atmosphere and sampling options turn shopping into an adventurous experience.

B i l t m o r e P a r k To w n e S q u a r e • 8 2 8 - 6 7 6 - 1 6 7 8 As we are soon to start our 6th year in business, we have grown into a full service contemporary studio that is bright and spacious with lots of good energy, and most importantly adult and kidfriendly! We offer a huge selection of fun and unique pottery pieces, with a wide range of prices. We have 85 different colors of underglaze, fun specialty glazes, various stamps, stencils, sample pottery and books to inspire the best in you. We also offer pottery wheel lessons, hand-building with clay, mosaics, glass fusing and silver clay. My staff and I are eager, super friendly, and will help you find and release your inner artist.

We throw great birthday parties, offer special nights of wine and cheese and offer kids workshops in the summer. Our next event is my Remission party on September 24th, with part of the proceeds going to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.

Contact owner - Leigh Cohen for more information Claying Around • 1378 Hendersonville Road, Suite.D

277.0042 • www.clayingaround.com

29th Annual Asheville Quilt Show Once Upon a Quilt “The Stories Our Quilts Tell” Sponsored by the

September 30 - October 2, 2011 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Fri. - Sat. • 10:00 am - 5:00 pm Sunday WNC Agriculture Expo Center • Over 200 quilts by local & regional quilters • Demonstrations • Opportunity / Raffle Quilt • 20 Vendors

admission $6.00 with free parking

ashevillequiltguild.org

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Since opening Kilwin’s Chocolates, Fudge & Ice Cream in Asheville in April 2008, Marcy Gallagher has been on a very sweet journey. “Going from being a paralegal in Fort Lauderdale to a business owner in Asheville has been an exciting, challenging and rewarding experience,” says Marcy. Her husband Tom worked with Marcy for the first couple of years, and now is a lawyer at Pisgah Legal Services.

Giving back to their community has been a priority for the Gallaghers. In addition to donating sweets to charitable organizations, Marcy developed “Kilwin’s Cares 4 Kids,” a program that provides schools with fundraising opportunities and free items for teachers.

Marcy will tell you that working with her staff in the family-type atmosphere has been one of the joys of owning Kilwin’s. She is proud to say that the enthusiasm and dedication of her Kilwin’s employees is what makes their stores so special.

26 Battery Park, Asheville (828) 252-2639 116 W. State St., Black Mountain (828) 669-6119

Filo Maria Papanastasiou, an Asheville native, is ever driven by her passion for baking.

Throughout her teenage years and while attending UNC-G, she found herself in the kitchen for both work and love. After school, Maria then went north to the Big Apple, where she attended the French Culinary Institute of New York. Here, she gleaned five years of experience working in upscale bakeries and restaurants, followed by an apprenticeship in France.

Open since 2006, Filo is Maria’s creation, blending both flavor and elegance. Filo specializes in cakes and tortes, pastries, chocolates and traditional Greek items. Filo also serves a variety of savory lunch items, such as stuffed baguettes and mini pizzas.

Wine and beer are available.

So next time you need an indulgence, an elegant cake or that perfect space for a private party, step into Filo.

(828) 298-9777 • 1155 Tunnel Road in Asheville Mon-Thurs 7 a.m. - 8 p.m., Fri 7 a.m. - 9:30 p.m., Sat 8 a.m. - 9:30 p.m., Sun 9 - 5

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Big ideas?

There’s a resource for that

by Tracy Rose Say you’ve got an idea for a business.

Or maybe you want to take your existing business to the next level. Now you need the tools to help you put those ideas into action. Here are a few local resources to get you started: A-B Tech’s Small Business Center offers free business counseling, a resource center, workshops and other educational opportunities (A-B Tech’s Enka campus, 1465 Sand Hill Road, Suite 1060, Candler; 254-1921; www1.abtech.edu/sbc).

The Asheville Area Chamber of Commerce’s Small Business and Entrepreneurship Department provides information and seminars to help folks start and grow a small business in Asheville (36 Montford Ave., Asheville; 2586101; ashevillechamber.org).

The Asheville chapter of SCORE, a national nonprofit, enlists experienced business people as volunteers providing free counseling (151 Patton Ave. in downtown Asheville, Room 259 of the Federal Building; 271-4786; ashevillescore.org).

Blue Ridge Food Ventures, a program of AdvantageWest, rents a large shared-use kitchen to entrepreneurs who need a place to produce and package foods (A-B Tech’s Enka campus, 1461 Sand Hill Road, Candler; 348-0128; advantagewest.com).

The Center for Community SelfHelp and its financing affiliates, including the Self-Help Credit Union, “provide financing, technical support, consumer financial services and advocacy for those left out of the economic mainstream,” according to its website (34 Wall St., Suite 704, Asheville; 253-5251; self-help. org).

The nonprofit Eagle Market Streets Development Corp. develops “people, property and businesses,” focusing on minority-owned and -operated businesses.

A new session of BLOCK Academy starts Sept. 29: The free, 14-week intensive entrepreneurship and job-creation training program is “aimed at equipping participants to be able to better compete in the mainstream marketplace,” CEO Stephanie S. Twitty explains (70 S. Market St., Asheville; 281-1227; eaglemarketsts.net).

Mountain BizWorks, a nonprofit community-development organization, supports entrepreneurship in 12 Western North Carolina counties through lending, consulting and training, offering services in English and Spanish. Its Women’s Business Center targets female entrepreneurs (153 S. Lexington Ave., Asheville; 253-2834; mountainbizworks.org).

The SheBIZ Alliance is a women’s networking and referral group providing a noncompetitive environment for connecting with other business owners and developing business leads (1456 Patton Ave. Suite C, Asheville; 230-8112; shebizalliance.com).

The Small Business Administration’s WNC office has information on small-business loans, grants, bonds and other financial assistance (29 Haywood St., Asheville; 225-1844; sba.gov).

Small Business and Technology Development Center, an extension service of the University of North Carolina, provides training and expertise to small and midsize businesses and startups (Two offices through Western Carolina University: 68 Patton Ave. (in the lobby of the Bank of America Building), Asheville; 251-6025; and 226 Forsyth Building, WCU College of Business, Cullowhee; 227-3504; sbtdc.org).

Terra Summer empowers, builds knowledge and heightens awareness of our world Sybil Fix is founder and director of Terra Summer and the future flagship Terra School. She conceived of the Terra concept while working in education first as a journalist, then as a researcher for education reform causes.

She spent many hours in classrooms studying the problems besieging the schoolsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;particularly poor rural and middle schools. Food struck her as a natural and exciting way not only to link the intellectual disciplines for middle-grades students, but to explore our development as human beings and our connections to other people, species, and the earth.

Food also offers an intuitive way to teach about tradition, sharing, culture, good judgment and choices, responsibility,

compassion, and health and well-being.

Sybil is impassioned by the state of our corporate food industry as well as the industrial meat production system, and their impact on the environment and peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s health and spirits. Sybil is a graduate of Yale University and the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism. She is idealistic and committed to change, and she views educationâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;including education about the state of the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as the most direct and influential path to bettering things for the planet, without which future generations wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter. Sybil grew up in Italy; she now lives in Charleston, South Carolina, and Asheville, North Carolina.

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Thanks to help from my brother, a hydro-pioneer who invented and manufactured the first hydroponic fertilizer and hydro/aeroponic systems in the world used on the space station and research institutions globally, we are in our 9th year serving Asheville and surrounding communities with organic and hydroponic gardening supplies. As the only locally-owned and operated supplier in WNC, we owe a debt of gratitude to the loyalty and support of our customers. We have been proud sponsors of area events such as Earth Day, LEAF and Trinumeral festivals and look forward to supporting more community events in years to come.

Our mission is to provide sterling customer service by offering a comprehensive line in fieldtested products with knowledge gained from 30 years in the industry. We also offer ballast repairs and loyalty discounts as a way to say thank you!

-Julia Brooke

www.newagegardens.com Located only 10 minutes from Downtown Asheville â&#x20AC;˘ 2236 US 70, Swannanoa - 828-299-9989

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Jen Charlton, founder of Sensibilities Day Spa, is pleased to celebrate 12 years as part of Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s thriving small business community. Her business has grown from a tiny one room spa with three employees to two beautiful locations employing almost 50 talented people, all of whom are dedicated to providing health and wellness to Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s many residents and visitors.

Sensibilities South moved into the Hilton Hotel in Biltmore Park earlier this year, and this partnership with the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only LEED-certified hotel has been very well received. The addition of a sauna and access to the Hiltonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s amenities, including an indoor heated saline pool, whirlpool and fitness room have allowed clients to expand their time at Sensibilities Day Spa into a resort-like experience. The downtown location remains a fixture on Haywood Street and has been remodeled to continue giving clients luxurious, organic spa treatments in a beautiful setting.

The Sensibilities family is grateful for the support Asheville has given, and participating in the community remains a priority. With help from generous clients, Sensibilities has raised thousands of dollars for local non-profits. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cause for Celebrationâ&#x20AC;? spa package was introduced this year and has been enjoyed by many who are happy to know that 10% of the cost is donated to Animal Compassion Network.

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Gwen and Wendy are friends living in Asheville, NC. They both have wonderful Gwen Keller & Wendy Murell things in their closets and wanted a place to take them for quick sale. After arranging play dates for themselves and their young children, they came up with the idea of SheTrade. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your turn to make money and have fun with these great women!

SheTrade features exceptional quality, brand name clothing, handbags, shoes, accessories, jewelry and formal attire. SheTrade is a win-win for shoppers and consignors. Shoppers buy beautiful womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s clothing at great prices in a friendly environment. Consignors earn extra money and get to feel great about recycling their clothing to women who really love it.

Become a consignor today!! Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s easy and fun!! visit us at www.SheTradeWNC.com and join the fun! mountainx.com â&#x20AC;˘ SEPTEMBER 21 - SEPTEMBER 27, 2011 41

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environmental news by Susan Andrew

Rules of the game

Forrest Westall urges enlightened river management

by Susan Andrew In the years leading up to the 1972 Clean Water Act, pollution had rendered the French Broad River “too thick to drink and too thin to plow,” as acclaimed local historian Wilma Dykeman wrote. For generations, the river had been used as an open sewer, and sedimentation due to development, heavy metals, other industrial pollution and sewage waste routinely spurred massive fish kills.

But in recent years, the river has been making a comeback, thanks to increased regulation and the efforts of many individuals and groups. To recognize those efforts, the Landof-Sky Regional Council has for many years presented annual Friends of the River awards (see box, “Friends”).

Xpress spoke recently with one of this year’s honorees, Forrest Westall, a longtime clean water champion who’s played a key role reviving the French Broad and other rivers across the state. A former water-quality supervisor at the state Department of Environment and Natural Resources, Westall recently completed a six-year term repre-

friends The Land-of-Sky Regional Council’s annual Friends of the River awards highlight efforts to enhance the French Broad as a cultural, economic, natural and recreational resource.

This year’s winners are: Henderson County Erosion Control Program — for reducing soil erosion and stream sedimentation.

Black Mountain Greenways Commission — for greenway development and stream preservation.

Everett Farms — for using best management practices to protect water quality.

Rob Pulleyn — for helping preserve historic buildings and revitalize communities along the river.

Denise Snodgrass — for volunteering with RiverLink and her work with UNCA’s Leadership Asheville Seniors.

Forrest Westall — for his lifelong professional and volunteer efforts to address pollution sources in the French Broad River Basin and beyond.

senting the mountain region on the N.C. Environmental Management Commission. In those capacities, he’s helped develop many of the state’s water-quality rules and programs.

Early advocates for the French Broad, says Westall, “stepped out at a time when it wasn’t politically correct to talk about industries discharging in the river without adequate treatment.” After the Clean Water Act’s passage, Westall was one of a small group of officials responsible for defining the standards the state’s polluters must meet.

Over time, “Local governments and industries stepped up and started taking more responsibility, putting in treatment systems, adding professional staff to run those systems, doing a better job of managing their sites and not having runoff,” Westall recalls.

“Those people deserve a tremendous amount of credit. Regulations, by themselves, don’t produce water quality: Compliance with regulations does. The people who comply are the ones who really make things happen on the ground.”

So what’s the key to maintaining a healthy river? Westall believes it starts with building local sensitivity to the impacts of changes in a watershed. “When you ... clear land, build structures, farm, etc., all those modifications accumulate and affect the main river. The key is balance: balancing the ability of a watershed to absorb pollutants and maintain its integrity.”

It’s up to local governments, says Westall, to develop rules that maintain the balance.

“That’s a very difficult thing to do,” he concedes, yet almost everywhere such efforts have been made, water quality has improved.

At the same time, however, water quality in even our best streams has started to decline.

“We don’t want to destroy the goose that laid the golden egg,” Westall warns.

Ultimately, he maintains, public officials must respect the need for regulation. “We’ve become too ideological: We’re either for the environment or we’re for the economy. It’s easy to get behind a Clean Water Act if the rivers are on fire; once environmental quality starts to improve, ideological concerns gain a foothold.”

But balanced regulations, he believes, are worth preserving. “North Carolina has one of the best water-quality programs in the country,” Westall declares, citing progressive standards for storm-water runoff and the state’s leadership role in basing effluent limits on water quality rather than the Environmental Protection Agency’s minimum requirements.

“We adopted a watershed-protection program for all surface-water supplies in the state, requiring local governments to control

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A friend of the river: Each year, Land-of-Sky Council recognizes exceptional efforts to enhance the French Broad as a cultural, economic, natural and recreational resource. Forrest Westall is one of those honored as a 2011 Friend of the River. Photo courtesy of Forrest Westall watershed modification where people were taking water for municipal water supplies.”

The result, he says, is that “N.C. is attractive to business and as a place to live. Nobody wants to locate in a state which doesn’t protect its environment and quality of life.”

And in Westall’s view, perhaps the river’s greatest friends are the wastewater treatment plant operators. “Bottom line is, at 2 in the

morning when a pump goes out, who gets down in those nasty holes and puts the new pump in? The people who make those systems work are the real heroes.” X Send your local environmental news and tips to sandrew@mountainx.com, or call 251-1333, ext. 153.

getaway Travel to China without leaving WNC What: The Chinese Opera Orchestra of Shanghai will transform the Folkmoot Friendship Center into an Eastern palace of Chinese music and food. The orchestra will perform in costume with traditional instruments, a delight for the eyes and ears.

Meet the orchestra after the performance while enjoying culinary treats from around the world.

Proceeds will benefit the annual Folkmoot USA festival.

Asheville-area escapes

Dr. Matthew Young DDS, PA President of International Academy of Oral Medicine & Toxicology (www.iaomt.org) Dr. Young’s Office Offers: • Clearer 3D images for superior dental x-rays • Latex free office & preservative free local anesthetics • Monitors air quality for mercury vapor with a Jerome 405 Mercury Vapor Analyzer for safer cleaner air • Offers a healthy professional integrative team that puts the mouth and body into the same philosophy

When: 6-8 p.m. Monday, Sept. 26.

Where: Folkmoot Friendship Center, 112 Virginia Ave. in Waynesville.

Cost: $25 or two for $40.

Registration: Tickets and information are available at folkmootusa.org or 452-2997.

728 Fifth Avenue West Hendersonville, NC 28739 828.693.8416 • www.iaomt.org

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calendar

your guide to community events, classes, concerts & galleries

calendar categories community events & workshops / social & shared-interest groups / government & politics / seniors & retirees / animals / technology / business & careers / volunteering / health programs / support groups / helplines / sports groups & activities / kids / spirituality / arts / spoken & written word / festivals & gatherings / music / theater / comedy / film / dance / auditions & call to artists Calendar for September 21 - 29, 2011 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code.

Day-by-day calendar is online Want to find out everything that’s happening today — or tomorrow, or any day of the week? Go to www. mountainx.com/events.

Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops Free DIY Bike Flat Patching (pd.) Wed-Sat, 10am5:30pm. Bike Works Total Bike Repair Center,

866 Haywood Rd. West Asheville, 505-8661.

Aerial Space Cadet Circus • SU (9/25), 2-5pm - The Aerial Space Cadet Circus will perform at the Asheville Jewish Community Center, 236 Charlotte St. Info: http:// avl.mx/54.

Curb Market Old Timey Day • SA (9/24), 8am-2pm - Henderson County Curb Market Old Timey Day will feature music, antiques and biscuits cooked on a wood stove. 221 N. Church St. Info: 692-8012.

Moving Planet Asheville • SA (9/24), 3-11pm - A 350.org event to highlight climate change and our community’s responses, focusing on how we can help move our world beyond fossil fuels. Held at three venues. Free. Info and locations: www.asheville350.org.

Calendar deadlines:

*FREE and PAID listings - Wednesday, 5 p.m.

(7 days prior to publication) Can’t find your group’s listing?

Due to the abundance of great things to do in our area, we only have the space in print to focus on timely events. Our print calendar now covers an eight-day range. For a complete directory of all Community Calendar groups and upcoming events, please visit www.mountainx.com/events..

Calendar Information In order to qualify for a free listing, an event must cost no more than $40 to attend and be sponsored by and/or benefit a nonprofit.

If an event benefits a business, it’s a paid listing.

If you wish to submit an event for Clubland (our free live music listings), please e-mail clubland@mountainx.com.

Free Listings To submit a free listing: * Online submission form (best): http://www.mountainx.com/ events/submission * E-mail (second best): calendar@mountainx.com * Fax (next best): (828) 251-1311, Attn: Free Calendar * Mail: Free Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), second floor, downtown Asheville.

Please limit your submission to 40 words or less.

Questions? Call (828) 251-1333, ext. 365.

Paid Listings Paid listings lead the calendar sections in which they are placed, and are marked (pd.).

To submit a paid listing, send it to our Classified Department by any of the following methods. Be sure to include your phone number, for billing purposes. * E-mail: marketplace@mountainx.com. * Fax: (828) 251-1311, Attn: Commercial Calendar * Mail: Commercial Calendar, Mountain Xpress, P.O. Box 144, Asheville, NC 28802 * In person: Classified Dept., Mountain Xpress, 2 Wall St. (the Miles Building), Ste. 214, downtown Asheville.

Questions? Call our Classified Department at (828) 251-1333, ext. 335.

Multi-Modal Transportation Public Meeting • TH (9/29), 4-7pm - An open-house public meeting will be held at the Asheville Area Habitat for Humanity’s conference room to discuss the Wilma Dykeman RiverWay River Arts District Transportation Project. Consultants and city staff will present project alternatives and gather feedback from the community. Info: spankiewicz@ landdesign.com.

Priced Out • TH (9/22), 5:30-9pm Join Pisgah Legal Services at Pack’s Tavern’s Century Room to examine issues related to work, poverty and justice in our community. Gene Nichol will present. Info: www.pisgahlegal.org.

Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted.

• TH (9/22), 7pm “Celebrating Life in the Mountains: Points West” will discuss places of interest west of Asheville in the Manheimer Room. Info: www.unca.edu/ncccr.

• TH (9/22), 7:30pm - “Archaeology and the Small Town: Cultural and Community Revitalization in Western North Carolina” will be presented by Jane Eastman, director of Cherokee Studies at Western Carolina University, in the Ramsey Library.

• FR (9/23), 11:25am - “Land, Labor and Citizenship: The Problem of Freedom,” will be presented by Sarah Judson, associate professor of history, in Lipinsky Auditorium. —11:25am - “Civil Rights/ Black Protest Thought,” will be presented by Cathy Whitlock, mathematics lecturer, in the Humanities Lecture Hall.

• MO (9/26), 11:25am - “India and Hinduism” will be presented by Katherine Zubko, assistant professor of religious studies, in the Humanities Lecture Hall.

Free. Info: www.humanities.unca.edu or 251-6808.

—- 11:25am - “The High Middle Ages” will be presented by Simona Vucu,

visiting lecturer in philosophy in Lipinsky Auditorium.

• TU (9/27), 12:301:30pm - “Creating a Research-Infused Botanical Curriculum at a Public Liberal Arts University,” a brown bag talk with biology faculty members, will be held at Ramsey Library.

Free. Info: http://avl.mx/55 or 251-6645.

Talks and Lectures at A-B Tech Unless otherwise noted, all events are free. Info: 254-1921.

• TH (9/22), 7-8pm - A-B Tech’s Institute for Climate Education will host “Extreme Weather of 2011: Is This Climate Change in Action?” a presentation by Deke Arndt, chief of the Climate Monitoring Branch at NOAA’s NCDC. Held at the Ferguson Auditorium on the school’s Asheville Campus.

Ten Thousand Villages Annual Oriental Rug Event • WE (9/28) through SA (10/1), 11am-7pm - Ten Thousand Villages will host its annual Oriental Rug Event, featuring hand-knotted rugs made in Pakistan by fairly paid adults, at the Lutheran Church of the Nativity, 2425 Hendersonville Road, Arden. Info: www.tenthousandvillages.com.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Alpaca Farm Day • SA (9/24) & SU (9/25), 11am-3pm - Alpaca Farm Day will include an alpaca showcase and fiber products. Held at Alpacas of Merritt Farm, 837 Hannah Mountain Road, Otto. Free.

Info: www.alpacasofmerrittfarm.com or 349-1236.

Asheville Toastmasters • THURSDAYS, 6:157:30pm - If you’ve been thinking about improving your communication skills, Asheville Toastmasters is for you. Newcomers welcome; no pressure to speak. Held at Denny’s, 1 Regent Park Blvd. Info: capollak@hotmail.com.

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* Events are FREE unless otherwise noted.

Join Peacetown Asheville, Veterans for Peace and the Mountain Area Interfaith Forum at

wed Pack Square Park in downtown Asheville for singing, dancing and more to celebrate

the International Day of Peace on Wednesday, Sept. 21 from 4:30-7:30 p.m. Info: bit. ly/mWYpBr.

thur Enjoy live entertainment, a silent auction, a raffle, local cuisine and refreshments at Feasting for FEAST, a “special culinary event” to benefit Slow Foods Asheville, which “seeks to advance the benefits of locally produced food and healthy eating” through community advocacy and education. Held at The Venue, 21 N. Market St. in downtown Asheville, on Thursday, Sept. 22 from 6:30-9:30 p.m. Info: slowfoodasheville.org.

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Learn about the art of the book, view submissions from around the world and watch live demonstrations as Book Works, 428 1/2 Haywood Road in West Asheville, hosts BookOpolis on Friday, Sept. 23 from 6-9 p.m. The event runs through Saturday, Sept. 24. Info: ashevillebookworks.com.

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Help raise money for the 2011 Southeast Student Renewable Energy Conference at “Flip the Switch,” a family-friendly afternoon featuring music, live entertainment, informational speakers and a silent auction, on Saturday, Sept. 24 from 3-11 p.m. on the quad of UNCA. Info: nonuclearwasteinwnc.com.

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Meet the camel’s more exotic cousin at Alpaca Farm Day on Sunday, Sept. 25 from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Held at Alpacas of Merritt Farm, 837 Hannah Mountain Road in Otto. The festival begins on Saturday and runs through the weekend. Info: alpacasofmerrittfarm.com.

Make the first sentence count at Smashing First Sentences, a writing seminar for wordsmiths

mon of all levels, on Monday, Sept. 26 at 6:30 p.m. at the Black Mountain Library, 105 N. Dougherty St. Info: 250-4756.

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Learn about the German LGBT movement in the Nazi era at “Life Was a Cabaret,” a lecture held at Cathedral of All Souls, 9 Swan St. in Biltmore Village on Tuesday, Sept. 27 from 7-9 p.m. Info: 274-2681.

• SU (9/25), 6-9pm - A sock hop and classic car show will be held in downtown Hendersonville. Info: 233-3216.

CLOSER Looking for gay folks in your age group? CLOSER is Asheville’s oldest LGBT social club serving all boomers and seniors, providing entertainment, education and fellowship.

• TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets in the library of All Souls Cathedral, 9 Swan St. Courthouse Tours • WEDNESDAYS through (10/6), 2pm - Historic courthouse tours will depart from 200 North Grove St., Hendersonville.

Free. Info: 694-5003.

Drag Queen Brunch • LAST SUNDAYS, 12:30pm - “Drag Queen Brunch.” $25 includes food, show and one free drink. Held at Fred’s Speakeasy, 122 College St. Info: http://tinyurl. com/67sta3m.

Events at A-B Tech • TH (9/29), 5-8pm - An open house for residents to learn more about programs offered at A-B Tech will be held in the Coman Student Center, 340 Victoria Road.

Info: 254-1921.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 2558115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• TH (9/22), 2pm - Asheville Homeless Network meeting.

• SA (9/24), 1pm - Animal rights reading group. —8pm - A presentation on narcoviolence in Mexico.

Life Was a Cabaret • TU (9/27), 7-9pm - “Life Was a Cabaret,” a lecture on the German LGBT movement in the Weimar and Nazi eras. Held at Cathedral of All Souls, 9 Swan St. Info: 274-2681.

Mountain Area Medical Airlift Celebration • SU (9/25), 1-4pm - Mountain Area Medical Airlift helicopters will be

on display along with food and music. Held at Buncombe County Sports Park, 58 Apac Circle, Candler. Info: 250-4260.

N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking fees on 1st Tuesdays. Located at 100 Frederick Law Olmsted Way. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• SA (9/24) through MO (1/2), 10am-4pm - Sustainable Shelter will feature scale models and interactive computer games to investigate how humans can green their homes. $3/$2 students.

Organizing 101 • SA (9/24), 10am-4pm - Organizing 101: Effective Social Change will be held at Battery Park Apartments, 1 Battle Square. Donations accepted. Info: newsouthnetwork@gmail.com or 242-5610.

Vance Birthplace State Historic Site Located at 911 Reems Creek Road, Weaverville.

Info: 645-6706.

• SA (9/24), 10am-4pm & SU (9/25), 1-3pm - The annual Fall Militia Encampment will feature The Catawba Militia, a group which portrays early American citizens’ militia.

WNC Agricultural Center Located at 1301 Fanning Bridge Road in Fletcher.

Info: 687-1414.

• TH (9/22) through SA (9/24), Wings Over the Smokies Honda Goldwing Rally.

• MO (9/26) through SA (10/1) - Austrailian Cattle Dog Club show.

WNC Fiber Folk Group • THURSDAYS, noon-1pm - The WNC Fiber Folk Group will meet at Western Carolina University’s Bardo Fine and Performing Arts Center, 1 University Drive, Cullowhee. Info: ddrury@ wcu.edu or 227-2553.

Seniors & Retirees 60+ Exercise Smarter (pd.) Learn better ways to exercise. Make every movement lighter, freer, easier. Personal attention, small, focused class.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 12:00pm. $15 or 10 for $130. 117 Furman. 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Active Aging Week • SU (9/25) through SA (10/1) - Active Aging Week will feature classes and demonstrations on keeping a healthy body and active mind. Held throughout Hendersonville. Info, times and locations: 251-7438.

Animals Brother Wolf Animal Rescue A no-kill organization.

Info: 808-9435 or www. bwar.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm - Bring home your new furry best friend and meet dozens of cats and kittens looking for new homes at this weekly cat adoption event. Held at PetSmart, 150 Bleachery Blvd.

• SATURDAYS, noon-4pm - A pet adoption event for dogs and cats will be held at PetSmart, 150 Bleachery Blvd. Info: 505-3440.

Brother Wolf Animal Rescue Fundraiser BWAR is a nonprofit dedicated to helping homeless dogs and cats find permanent homes. Info: www. bwar.org or 458-7778.

• SU (9/25), 12:302:30pm - Panthers or Jaguars? Root for the football team of your choice with over 70 adoptable dogs and cats. Held at 31 Glendale Ave. Reduced adoption fee for “mini-panthers,” black or black and white cats.

• WE (9/28), 6-8pm - Meet adorable single pets at a pet speed dating event, featuring adoptable kittens, puppies and parrots. Admission includes hors d’oeuvres and beer or wine. Held at lanagan’s Pub, 27 Biltmore Ave. $25 for two/$15.

Community Partnership for Pets This nonprofit’s primary goal is to provide affordable spay/neuter services to communities in/around Henderson County. Info: 693-5172 or www.communitypartnershipforpets. org.

• 4th SATURDAYS, 10am-2pm - Vouchers for free and low-cost spay/neuter services will

be available to Henderson County residents at Tractor Supply Company, 115 Four Seasons Blvd., Hendersonville.

Business Corporate Wellness Programs (pd.) Affordable. Uniquely designed to employee needs. Increase productivity and worker satisfaction. Reduce time away from work and insurance costs. Pilates, Human Ergonomics, Running and Walking programs. (828) 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Arts2People Artist Resource Center Offering business management workshops for artists at 39 D S. Market St. Classes, unless otherwise noted, are $35. Info and registration: www. arts2people.org or info@ arts2people.org.

• The Arts2People Artist Resource Center seeks instructors with business management skills.

Classes are geared towards creative professionals. Info: info@ arts2people.org or www. ashevillearc.com.

Asheville SCORE Counselors to Small Business If your business could use some help, SCORE is the place to start. Free and confidential. To make an appointment: 271-4786.

Offices are located in the Federal Building, 151 Patton Ave., room 259.

Seminars are held at A-B Tech’s Small Business Center, room 2046. Free for veterans. Info: www. ashevillescore.org.

• SA (9/24), 9:30am12:30pm - Part two of the “How to Start a Business” seminar. $30.

Small Business Meeting The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com.

• FR (9/23), 4:30-6pm - A meeting for those interested in starting or running a small business will be held at Malaprop’s, 55 Haywood St. Wine will be provided. Info: www. malaprops.com.

Shred Day • WE (9/21), 10am-noon Free and secure shredding will be offered by the city of Hendersonville at the Grey Hosiery Mill Building, 301 4th Avenue East. Info: lwelter@cityofhendersonville.org or 697-3088.

Technology Free Computer Classes Classes are held at Charlotte Street Computers, 252 Charlotte St. To register: classes@ charlottestreetcomputers. com.

• MONDAYS, 12:15pm - Mac OSX Basics.

• TUESDAYS, 12:15pm - iPhoto Basics.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:15pm - iPad Basics.

• THURSDAYS & FRIDAYS, 12:15pm - Advanced/paid classes (see website for schedule).

Volunteering Big Brothers Big Sisters of WNC Located at 50 S. French Broad Ave., Room 213, in the United Way building.

The organization matches children from single-parent homes with adult mentors.

Info: www.bbbswnc.org or 253-1470.

• Big Brothers Big Sisters is currently seeking adult mentors for bi-monthly outings. Activities are free or low-cost. Volunteers are also needed to mentor 1 hr./wk. in schools and after-school programs.

Information sessions: Oct. 13 and Oct. 25.

Children First/CIS Children First/CIS is a nonprofit advocating for children living in vulnerable conditions. Info: VolunteerC@childrenfirstbc.org or 768-2072.

• Through TH (11/3), 2:30-5:30pm - Volunteers needed at least one hour per week, Mondays through Thursdays, to

help K-5th graders with homework and activities.

Info: VolunteerC@childrenfirstbc.org or 768-2072.

Hands On AshevilleBuncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you. Youth are welcome on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www.handsonasheville. org or call 2-1-1. Visit the website to sign up for a project.

• WE (9/21) - 6-8pm - Cookie Night: Help bake cookies for hospice patients at CarePartners’ John Keever Solace Center, 68 Sweeten Creek Road.

Supplies provided.

• TH (9/22), 4-6pm & TU (9/27), 4am-6pm - Fair-Trade Stock-Up: Assist with unpacking and pricing merchandise for

Ten Thousand Villages, a nonprofit, fair-trade retail store that sells handcrafted items made by artisans in more than 30 developing countries.

• SA (9/24), 9am-noon - In the Garden: Help prepare the Emma Community Garden for planting and harvest. Much of the harvest will eventually be distributed to the community through the food pantry.

• MO (9/26), 7-8:30pm - Cookie Night: Help bake cookies for families staying at the Lewis Rathbun Center, which provides free lodging for out-of-town families who have a loved one in an area hospital.

Supplies provided.

Literacy Council of Buncombe County Located at 31 College Place, Building B, Suite

221. Info: 254-3442, ext.

205.

• Through TH (10/20) - Volunteers are needed to tutor adults in basic literacy skills including reading, writing, math and English as a Second Language. No prior tutoring experience required. Tutors will receive 15 hours of training as well as ongoing support from certified professionals. Orientation will be held Wed. Oct. 19 and Thurs. Oct. 20th. Advance preparation required. Info: literacytutors@litcouncil. com.

March of Dimes The mission of March of Dimes is to improve the health of babies by preventing birth defects, premature birth and infant mortality.

• Through FR (9/30) - Volunteers needed for the Signature Chefs Gala and Auction. Bi-monthly meetings and online discussions will be held to coordinate planning. Info and meeting dates: Trey@ QueDox.com or 670-8283.

Our VOICE Training • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS (9/27 through 10/20), 5:30-8:30pm Join Our VOICE, Buncombe County’s sexual violence crisis and prevention center, to help break down myths, challenge harmful attitudes, advocate for healthy relationships and consent, and prevent sexual violence. We work in schools, faith communities, events, businesses and more. 24 hours of training required; sessions held twice weekly. Info

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and registration: www. ourvoicenc.org.

Pisgah Center for Wildlife Located in Pisgah National Forest, 10 miles from Brevard off of US Highway 276 N. Programs are free, but registration is required.

Info: 877-4423 or www. ncwildlife.org.

• Through WE (11/30) - Volunteers are needed to answer phones, help with the gift shop and answer visitor questions.

• Through FR (9/30) - Fly fishing volunteers are needed for one to three hours of instruction.

Protect WNC Streams • SA (9/24), 9am-4pm - Stream Monitoring Info Exchange (SMIE) is training new volunteers to collect and identify aquatic insects for water quality.

Training held at UNCA and a nearby creek. No experience necessary. Open to ages 17 and older. $10 donation requested. RSVP required: graciaoneill@ yahoo.com or 828-7134352.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-4pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org.

• Through SA (12/31) - Volunteers needed for the “Take Art to Heart” program to share works of art with elementary school students. Info: tcarts@ comporium.net.

Eco ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. W., Hendersonville. Info: 6920385 or www.eco-wnc. org.

• SA (9/24), 9am-2pm - The annual Big Sweep Stream Cleanup Day will feature teams of co-workers, church members, students and neighbors performing waterway cleanup. Call for info and locations.

N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking fees on 1st Tuesdays. Located at 100 Frederick Law Olmsted Way. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• SA (9/24) through MO (1/2) - The Home Green Home exhibit will feature animal shelters, insect hives and nests.

RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of riverfriendly events. Info: 2528474 or www.riverlink.org.

• MO (9/26), 5:30pm - A workshop on home site

inventory and analysis.

Bring a laptop with wireless access if possible.

Held at 170 Lyman St. • WE (9/28), 5:30pm - A workshop on storm water calculation will assist homeowners in determining runoff volume. Bring a site analysis, scaled plat or aerial imagery and a calculator. Held at 170 Lyman St. Wild South Dedicated to stewarding our national forests, protecting wildlife, preserving cultural heritage sites and inspiring and empowering communities to enjoy, protect and restore the outdoors. Info: www. wildsouth.org or general@ wildsouth.org.

• FR (9/23), 7:30pm - “Every Breath Sings Mountains: The Great Smoky Mountains,” a celebration of the Great Smoky Mountains landscape and heritage, will be held at the Jackson County Public Library Complex, 310 Keener St., Sylva. Info: www.fontanalib.org/sylva.

WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 258-8737 or www.wnca.org.

• SA (9/24), 9am-7pm - WNC Alliance’s annual meeting will include Muddy Water Watch Training and a 350 kick-off party. Info: erica@wnca.org or 2588737.

Gardening Garden Sale • FR (9/23), 9am-4pm - A garden sale, featuring mums, daisies and pansies, will be held at Vance Elementary on the corner of Sulphur Springs and Harnett Roads. Info: 254-3442.

Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 811am - Stecoah Tailgate Market, 121 Schoolhouse Road, Robbinsville. —8am-noon - Transylvania Tailgate Market, on the corner of Johnson and Jordan Streets in downtown Brevard. —- 2-6pm - Asheville City Market - South, Biltmore Town Square Blvd. —- 2-6pm Montford Farmers Market, Asheville Chamber of Commerce parking lot. —2-6:30pm - Wednesday Coop Market, 76 Biltmore Ave. —- 2:30-6:30pm - Weaverville Tailgate Market, behind the yellow community center on Weaverville Highway.

• THURSDAYS, 10am2pm - Mission Hospital Tailgate Market, at the back entrance of Mission Hospital’s Heart Center on the Memorial Campus.

—- 3-6pm - Flat Rock Tailgate Market, in the

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The Different Strokes! Performing Arts Collective presents Shotgun,

by John Biguenet, Sept. 29 through Oct. 8 at the BeBe Theatre. Reservations are strongly recommended for this benefit for Building Bridges of Asheville, an effort to fight racism through community dialogue. 490-1405. parking area behind Cherry Cottage and next to Hubba Hubba Smoke House along Little Rainbow Row. • FRIDAYS, 4-7pm Riceville Tailgate Market, Groce United Methodist Church’s parking lot, at the corner of Beverly Road and Tunnel Road.

• SATURDAYS, 8am-noon - Transylvania Tailgate Market, on the corner of Johnson and Jordan Streets in downtown Brevard. —- 9am-noon - Big Ivy Tailgate Market, in the parking lot of the old Barnardsville fire station, across from the post office on Highway 197. —- 9amnoon - Black Mountain Tailgate Market, 130 Montreat Road. —- 8amnoon - North Asheville Tailgate Market, at UNCA (take W.T. Weaver Boulvard and follow signs).

—- 8am-1pm - Asheville City Market, in the parking lot of the Public Works Building, 161 S. Charlotte Street. —- 9am-1pm Madison County Farmers and Artisans Market, at the corner of Highway 213 and Park Street.

• SUNDAYS, 11am-3pm Greenlife Sunday Market, at the Greenlife Grocery parking lot. —- noon4pm - Marshall Farmers

Market, on the island in downtown Marshall.

• TUESDAYS, 3:306:30pm - West Asheville Tailgate Market, 718 Haywood Road, in the parking area between Grace Baptist Church and Sun Trust Bank.

Outdoors Bike Empowerment for Women (pd.) Bike Repair Classes.

Bike Empowerment for Women. Sept. 3rd or 17th 9-11am., $20.

Bike Empowerment for Everyone, Sept. 24th, $20.

Held at Bike Works, 866 Haywood Rd. Info/reservations: 505-8661.

Free DIY Bike Tire Repair for Kids (pd.) Learn to patch bike tubes and fix flats!

Saturdays 1-2pm. Class held at Bike Works, Total Bike Repair Center, 866 Haywood Rd. Reserve space: 505-8661.

Free DIY Bike Flat Patching (pd.) Wed-Sat, 10am5:30pm. Bike Works Total Bike Repair Center, 866 Haywood Rd. West Asheville, 505-8661.

Quality Training Program (pd.) Completely personalized small group training.

Weekly run. Individual

goal setting. Beginners to Advanced. Weaver Park.

Two Groups: Sundays, 8:30am or 9:30am. $65 for 6 weeks. (828) 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Appalachian Trail Conservancy A volunteer-based, private nonprofit dedicated to the conservation of the Appalachian Trail. Info: www.appalachiantrail.org or 254-3708.

• SA (9/24) - The Appalachian Trail Conservancy and its 31 trail clubs will present Family Hiking Day throughout the Appalachian Trail, from Maine to Georgia. See website for location and times: www.appalachiantrail.org or 535-2200.

Blue Ridge Parkway Ranger Programs Free and open to the public.

• FR (9/23), 10am - The moderate-to-strenuous three-mile hike to Lunch Rock, a small stone outcrop, will depart from the Greybeard Parking Overlook, MP 363. Bring water, a snack and wear good hiking shoes. Info: 298-5330.

Cradle of Forestry Events Experience the natural and cultural history of the Southern Appalachians at

the birthplace of scientific forestry. Located on Route 276 in Pisgah National Forest. Info: 877-3130 or www.cradleofforestry.org.

• SA (9/24), 9am-5pm - Celebrate National Public Lands Day with pond exploration, compass use basics and a guided walk to the beaver pond area along Pink Beds Trail. Free.

Hunting and Fishing Day • SA (9/24), 10am-3pm - Hunting and Fishing Day will feature hands-on exhibits and demonstrations and a documentary.

Held at the Pisgah Center for Wildlife Education, 1401 Fish Hatchery Road, Pisgah Forest. Info: 8774423.

Lake James State Park N.C. Highway 126. Info: 584-7728.

• MO (9/26), 2pm Interpretive boat tour in search of wildlife along the shores of Lake James.

Meet at the Paddy’s Creek Area office. Bring binoculars and a towel.

Registration: 584-7728.

• WE (9/28), 10am - An easy two-mile nature hike will depart from the Paddy’s Creek Area office.

• TH (9/29), 5pm - A canoe excursion will depart from Paddy’s Creek Area office. Canoes, paddles

and life jackets provided.

Registration required: 5847728.

Tour de Falls • SA (9/24) & SU (9/25), 9am-2:30pm - Tour de Falls, a 12-mile tour by shuttle bus to four sites in DuPont State Recreational Forest. Departs from 1300 Staton Road, Cedar Mountain. $12/$6 kids.

Info: www.dupontforest. com or 692-2929.

Sports Groups & Activities A Masters Class • Chinese • Japanese And Filipino Martial Arts As One (pd.) Tuesdays, 7pm. Black Belts to Beginners welcome.

With Grandmaster Brian Adams, author of The Medical Implications Of Karate Blows. 51 years Professional Trainer.

Registration/Information: (828) 595-1455.

Amateur Pool League (pd.) All skill levels welcome. HAVE FUN. MEET PEOPLE. PLAY POOL. Rosters are open NOW for the Fall. Sign-up to play on an 8ball or 9ball team. 828-329-8197 www.BlueRidgeAPA.com ONGOING – weekly league play Transform Your Form (pd.) Run with a lightness and ease you’ve never known! Alexander Technique will turn your arms into wings!

Thursdays, 6:30pm. $100 for 6 sessions.

Ongoing. (828) 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Asheville Community Yoga Center Located at 8 Brookdale Road. Info: ashevillecommunityyoga.com.

• FR (9/23), 8:30-10pm - Black light yoga. Wear white to glow in the dark.

Asheville Ski Club Open House • TH (9/22), 5-7pm Learn about upcoming ski trips and outdoor activities throughout the year such as hiking, biking, whitewater rafting and more with this “fun-loving group of outdoor enthusiasts.” Held at Tall Gary’s Cantina, 4 College St., across from Pritchard Park. Info: www. ashevilleskiclub.com.

Beginning Tai Chi • WEDNESDAYS, 7:30pm - Beginning Tai Chi will be offered at Happy Body, 1378 Hendersonville Road. $10. Info: www. ashevillehappybody.com or 277-5741.

Jus’ Running Weekly coach-led runs.

Meet at 523 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted. Info: www.jusrunning.com.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Fivemile group run, 10-11 minutes per mile.

•TUESDAYS, 6:30pm - Run from the store to the UNCA track for a maggot track workout. There will also be a post-workout get together at a local restaurant.

•WEDNESDAYS, 6:30pm - Eight-mile group run.

•THURSDAYS, 6pm - Onehour run from the Rice Pinnacle parking lot at Bent Creek. Easy, moderate and fast levels.

Pickleball • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Pickleball is like playing ping pong on a tennis court. Groups meet weekly at Stephens-Lee Recreation Center, 30 G.W. Carver St. in Asheville.

For all ages/levels. $1 per session. Info: 350-2058 or stephenslee@ashevillenc.gov.

Pilates Equipment Circuit Class • FRIDAYS, 10:30am - A Pilates equipment circuit class will be held at Happy Body, 1378 Hendersonville Road. $15. Info: www. ashevillehappybody.com 277-5741 Step Aerobics Class • TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Enhance cardio, strength and flexibility at this step aerobics, weights and stretch class. Meets at Stephens-Lee Recreation Center, 30 G.W. Carver St. in Asheville. Open to all levels. Free. Info: 3502058 or stephenslee@ ashevillenc.gov.

Yoga in the Park • SATURDAYS through (9/24), 9-10am Instructors from Black Mountain Yoga will lead a level one class near the picnic pavilion, Lake Tomahawk Park, 401 S. Laurel Circle Drive, Black Mountain. Donations requested. Info: recreation@townofblackmountain.org.

Kids Free DIY Bike Tire Repair for Kids (pd.) Learn to patch bike tubes and fix flats!

Saturdays 1-2pm. Class held at Bike Works, Total Bike Repair Center, 866 Haywood Rd. Reserve space: 505-8661

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“When I get to Africa, I have to worship him,” said Elizabeth Osei, part-time first lady of the Akwamu people of eastern Ghana, speaking of her husband, Isaac, the Akwamu chief. “When I get back, he has to worship me.” (Elizabeth is president of the couple’s New York City taxi company, where they work 12-hour days when not serving as Ghanaian royalty). According to an August New York Times report, Isaac’s reign covers several months a year and requires divinelike wisdom in adjudicating his people’s disputes. Another New Yorker with a prestigious double life is state transportation bureaucrat Mohamed Mohamed, who recently returned to his cubicle in Buffalo, N.Y., after nine months as prime minister of Somalia. The Buffalo News reported that the Somali native, though shocked by the level of the country’s dysfunction, at least got to stand up to “terrorists, pirates and warlords” and “address dignitaries from the United Nations.”

Cultural diversity • The convenient Russian myth that “beer” (up to 10 percent alcohol by volume) is a “soft drink” will soon confront restrictions signed by President Dmitry Medvedev in July. Beer had been rapidly replacing vodka as the country’s primary alcoholic beverage: People drank it around the clock in public places with impunity, pretending it was equivalent to a cola.

• Until recently, impoverished Indonesians sought to cure various illnesses (such as diabetes and high blood pressure) by lying on railroad tracks as trains approached, so electrical charges from the tracks could course through their bodies. Hundreds at a time sometimes lay on the tracks, according to an August Associated Press dispatch.

• What Goes Around, Comes Around: In February, 12 villagers from a South African shantytown allegedly burned down a pas-

tor’s home and killed him, believing he was using an “invisible penis” to seduce women.

According to African Eye News Service, the accused are due to appear in court in September, but one died mysteriously in May; the others now believe the pastor’s family has placed a curse on them.

Latest religious messages • My Rules: An Aug. 6 revival at Houston’s Reliant Stadium attended by 30,000 people was billed as a day of prayer and fasting. Yet the concession stands were open all day, and one otherwise devout man from San Angelo, Texas, told The Texas Tribune it was OK for him to eat because of an “agreement” he “made with God earlier.”

• Franciscan priests fed up with the theft of Bibles from the Basilica of San Salvatore al Monte in Florence, Italy, prayed that the pilferer repent — or, if not, that he be afflicted with “a strong bout of the [runs],” London’s Daily Telegraph reported in August.

Questionable judgments • My Kids Live With a Child-Killer? John and Kristine Cushing raised two daughters, but Kristine became mentally ill and, in 1991, killed them as they slept. She was hospitalized for four years and monitored for 10 more. Meanwhile, John divorced her and married Trisha; after producing two sons, they divorced and now share custody. In 2005, California doctors approved Kristine’s return to society, and soon she and John reconnected. Fearing a relapse, Trisha requested sole custody of her and John’s sons. But in

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August, a judge in Seattle (where John and Kristine now cohabit) turned down the request, citing Kristine’s clean record since her release.

• Highly Questionable: (1) German Paz, 33, was sentenced in Orlando to 15 years in federal prison in June for sexually exploiting a minor via the Internet. He’d contacted a 13-year-old girl using the screen name The Delightful Deviant. (2) In August, San Antonio first-grader Gareth Shand was immediately suspended for violating the school’s dress code: He’s growing his hair long for a cancer-support organization.

America in decline • Direct Pipelines from the Pentagon to U.S. Enemies: (1) At least four of the eight Afghan trucking firms involved in a $2.16 billion Pentagon contract to ferry supplies to American troops are likely to have employed subcontractors directly tied to the Taliban, according to a U.S. military investigation reported in The Washington Post. (2) About half the weapons the U.S. gave Ugandan and Burundian troops to battle al-Shabab, a Somalian terror group, wound up in al-Shabab’s hands, The New York Times reported in August, citing United Nations investigators. (The poorly paid troops apparently found arms sales more profitable than fighting terrorists.)

People with issues • In June, Ned Nefer, 38, pushed a 6-foot mannequin 65 miles along U.S. Highway 11 from Syracuse to Watertown, N.Y., saying they “really love the outdoors.” Teagan, said Nefer, came to him as merely a head, but he built her a body and “married” her in 1986. “I wouldn’t classify [Nefer] as dangerous at all; he seemed quite happy in his own little world,” a Watertown social services worker told the Watertown Daily Times.

Nefer’s “first” wife died, she added, and this may be how he deals with the loss.

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Fall Festival at WD Williams Elementary • SA (9/24), 11am-3pm - A family fun day featuring food, games, entertainment, a raffle and prizes.

No cost to attend, but tickets required for activities. 161 Bee Tree Road in Swannanoa. Info: dorothytorres21@yahoo.com.

Free ‘ACT vs SAT Comparison Test’ • SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS through (2/19) - Asheville students are invited to take Chyten’s ‘ACT vs SAT Comparison Test’ to determine which represents their best match. The test is offered on Saturdays at 9am and Sundays at 1pm. Info and reservations: 505-2495 or www.chyten-asheville. com.

Hands On! This children’s museum is located at 318 North Main St., Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org.

• TH (9/22), 2-4pm Coffee filter tie-dye art.

• FR (9/23), 2-4pm - Face painting.

• WE (9/28), 10:30am - Crazy chemistry.

Kid’s Fishing Tournament • SA (9/24), 8:3011:30am - A fishing tournament for kids 15 and under will take place at Lake Julian Park, 75 Long Shoals Road, Arden. $5.

Registration starts at 8am.

Info: www.buncombecounty.org/parks or 684-0376.

Pisgah Astronomical Research Institute Located at 1 PARI Drive, Rosman. Info: 862-5554 or www.pari.edu.

• TU (9/27), 6-8pm - The SciGirls program “Star Power” will offer girls ages 9-14 a constellation show and an opportunity to learn how to participate in the Great Worldwide Star Count. $10.

Spirituality A Barbara Marciniak Channeling Event October 14,15 (Friday-Saturday) (pd.) Barbara channels the Pleiadians who share their perspectives about our changing world.

Bring your questions! • Lecture/channeling Friday, 7pm-10:30pm: $35. • Workshop/channeling: Saturday, 10am-6pm: $90.

Cash or money order only.

• Ramada River Ridge Hotel, 800 Fairview Road, Asheville. Reservations/

information: (828) 2986300 or ashevilleclass@ yahoo.com Classical and Jazz Improvisation Keyboard (pd.) Outdoor Concert channeled by Aurora Foxx, near Brevard NC, September 28, 6pm, $10. Experience high frequency energy, joy and healing. 885-8353 or 658-3362 for directions, RSVP. Asheville Center for Transcendental Meditation (“TM”) (pd.) Discover why TM is the world’s most effective and scientifically validated meditation technique. Clinically proven to boost brain function and reduce anxiety, depression, addiction, and ADHD. Allows you to effortlessly transcend the busy, agitated mind to experience inner peace and unbounded awareness. • Free Introductory Class: Thursday, 6:30pm, 165 E. Chestnut • Topics: How meditation techniques differ • Meditation and brain research • What is enlightenment? (828) 254-4350. www.MeditationAsheville. org Asheville Meditation Group (pd.) Practice meditation in a supportive group environment. Guided meditations follow the Insight/ Mindfulness/Vipassana practices. Insight meditation cultivates a happier, more peaceful and focused mind. Our “sangha” (a community of cool people) provides added support and joy to one’s spiritual awakening process. All are invited. • By donation. • Tuesdays, 7pm-8:30pm: Guided meditation and discussion. • Sundays, 10am-11:30am: Seated meditation and dharma talks. • The Women’s Wellness Center, 24 Arlington Street, Asheville.

• Info/directions: (828) 808-4444. • www.ashevillemeditation.com Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions.

Readings also available.

Christy Gunther, MA, LPC. (828) 258-3229.

Avalon Grove • Saturday, September 24 Service (pd.) 3pm-4pm, Celtic Christian service honoring the Celtic holiday of Mabon. Intuitive spiritual counseling also

Asheville Puppetry Alliance presents an enchanting, family-friendly production of Pinocchio on Saturday, Oct. 1 and Sunday, Oct. 2 at White Horse Black Mountain. ashevillepuppetry.org

available by appointment.

Weaverville. Info: (828) 645-2674 or avalongrove. com Compassionate Communication (pd.) Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication.

Great for couples! Group uses model developed

by Marshall Rosenberg in his book “Non-violent Communication, A Language of Life.” Free.

Info: 299-0538 or www. ashevilleccc.com. • 2nd & 4th Thursdays, 5:006:15—Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners.

Mindfulness Meditation Class (pd.)Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz. com.

• MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussion of contemporary Zen living. Held at the Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Road (off Merrimon Avenue).

Donations encouraged.

Open Heart Meditation (pd.) Learn easy, wonderful practices that opens

your life to the beauty within and connects you to your heart. • Free. 7pm, Tuesdays. 645-5950 or 296-0017. http://www. heartsanctuary.org Poetic Shrines: a writing and craft workshop (pd.) Honor your spirit and life (or someone dear) through poetry and an artful matchbox shrine. • Saturday, October 1, 10: am-2:30pm, Asheville Friends Meeting House. $70, includes materials.

More information: (828) 215-9002, register www. true-ink.com A Course in Miracles • 2nd & 4th MONDAYS, 6:30-8pm - Join “a loving group of people” to study A Course in Miracles at Groce United Methodist Church, 954 Tunnel Road in Asheville. Open to all.

Info: 712-5472.

Alchemy of Awakening: Introductory Practices • MONDAYS, 7-9pm Awaken to profound peace.

Practice technologies to free the body and mind of stress and tension. Begin your adventure of awakening. Fees by donation. Info and directions: madhyanandi@gmail.com.

Asheville Community Yoga Center Located at 8 Brookdale Road. Info: ashevillecommunityyoga.com.

• SA (9/24), 8-8:30pm Kirtan with Bhakti Tribe.

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Awakening Practices Group • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Awakening Practices Group will meet at Insight Counseling, 25 Orange St. Info: Trey@QueDox.com.

Breathe America • FR (9/23), 9:30am6:30pm - A day of Shamanic breathing will be held at Isis Cove, 112 Iris Lane, Whittier. Free.

Info: www.shamanicbreathwork.org or 6312305.

Energy Health Workshops • SUNDAYS, 4-6pm - Learn to work with your guardian angels and spirit guides to transmute energetic blockages, trapped emotions, psychic traumas and past life issues. Classes held in Weaverville. Donation requested. Info and directions: 337-1852.

Events at First Congregational United Church of Christ Located at Fifth Avenue W. and White Pine Drive, Hendersonville. Info: www. fcchendersonville.org.

• SU (9/25), 9:15am - Rev. Dick Wolgamott will present “When Religion Loses Its Focus.”

I Ching Support and Study Group • THURSDAYS, 6-8:30pm - “I Ching Support and Study Group,” a study of Taoism and I Ching practice. The organizer is

a freelance writer with a teaching/counseling background and many years of study/practice of Taoism and the I Ching. Will meet at an area cafe, to be determined. Info: patrickgfrank@gmail.com.

Meditation and Satsang with Madhyanandi • MONDAYS through THURSDAYS, 6am-9pm - Meditate and practice with an awakened yogini.

Sessions available by appointment. All fees by donation. Info: madhyanandi@gmail.com.

Mountain Zen Practice Center • TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Explore the “how” of moment by moment peace, joy and freedom through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Meditation and group discussion. Info and location: www.mountainzen.org or 450-3621.

Ro-Hun • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Empower your life through the alchemy of forgiveness. Heal the faulty thoughts and emotions locked in the unconscious that sabotage your health, abundance and happiness.

Info and directions: 5458173.

Spiritual Law of Gratitude Workshop • SU (9/25), 11am12:30pm - “Abundance flourishes in a grateful

heart.Gratitude is the secret of love.” Join this hands-on workshop and discover keys to a life of greater love, abundance and freedom. Held at Eckankar Center of Asheville, 797 Haywood Road. Info: www.eckankarnc.org or 254-6775.

Swannanoa Valley Unitarian Universalist Church • THURSDAYS, 7-8am Cloud Cottage will present mindfulness-based meditation at Swannanoa Valley Unitarian Universalist Church, 500 Montreat Road. Bring a cushion.

Donations encouraged.

Info: cloudcottage@bellsouth.net or 669-0920.

Transmission Meditation • SUNDAYS, 6-7pm “World Service.” Free. Info: www.transmissionmeditation.org, pcope@yancey. main.nc.us or 675-8750.

United Research Light Center A nonprofit center “dedicated to prayer for personal and planetary transformation.” Located at 2190 NC Highway 9 South in Black Mountain.

Info: 669-6845 or www. urlight.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:15pm - “Gentle Yoga,” with Karen Barnes —- 2:30-3:30pm - “World Peace Prayer.”

• SUNDAYS, 3-4pm “World Peace Prayer.”

• 2nd & 4th SUNDAYS, 1-2:45pm - Toning for Peace. “Lift your voice in free-form expression in a loving, safe space to generate well-being and peace for the greater benefit of our ever-evolving planet.” $5. Info: 667-2967.

• TUESDAYS, 10:30-noon - Level one QiGong.

Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music

by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Road, Mills River. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync. net.

• WE (9/21), 7pm - “Quantum Touch: The Power to Heal,” will be an introduction to the healing technique quantum touch.

• WE (9/28), 7pm “Mellowing Your Drama,” with Rev. Chad O’Shea.

Donations accepted.

Unity Church of Asheville Unity of Asheville explores the “deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures, combined with an upbeat contemporary music program, to create a joyous and

sincere worship service.”

Located at 130 Shelburne Road, West Asheville. Info: 252-5010 or www.unityofasheville.com.

• 5th SUNDAYS, 11am - Musical celebration service. Musicians are always welcome. Info: 768-3339.

• SUNDAYS, 11am - Spiritual celebration service —- 12:15-1:30pm - A Course in Miracles, with Rev. Gene Conner.

Windhorse Zen Community Meditation, retreats, Dharma talks, private instruction, residential training. Teachers: Sunya Kjolhede, Lawson Sachter - Dharma successors of Philip Kapleau. All welcome; newcomers call ahead for orientation. Located at 580 Panther Branch Road, near Weaverville. Info: 6458001 or www.windhorsezen.org.

• SUNDAYS, 9:30am - Meditation, chanting and Dharma talk, followed by a vegetarian potluck lunch.

Young Adult Friends Worship Group • SATURDAYS, 4-6:30pm - This small Quaker group for young adults meets upstairs at Asheville Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood Road.

Singing and silence will be followed by a potluck. For Quakers, quasi-Quakers and anyone who is interested. Info: biercewilson@ gmail.com.

Zen Buddhist Services • TUESDAYS, 6:307:30pm & SUNDAYS, 99:45am - Anattasati Magga offers meditation, services, Dharma lectures, retreats and meditation supplies.

Located at 12 Von Ruck Court, Asheville. Info: www.anattasatimagga.org or 242-2405.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Located at 16 Patton, Asheville. Gallery hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Info: 2362889 or www.16patton. com.

• Through SU (10/2) - The Beautification will feature paintings by Denise Stewart-Sanabria focusing on the “artificial beautification of foods.”

American Folk Art and Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary selftaught artists and regional

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19) “I have a simple philosophy,” said Alice Roosevelt Longworth, a self-described hedonist who lived till the age of 96. “Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” That’s not an approach I recommend you pursue all the time, Aries, but I think it could be both wise and fun for you to do so in the coming weeks. Given the upcoming astrological omens, you have a mandate to find out where the most interesting action is, and dive in with the intent to generate even more action.

The catalysts need another catalyst like you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) A guy on Reddit.com posted a photo that made me think of you. He had been out walking in the wilds of Ontario, and found a single ripe peach growing on a scraggly, skinny tree in the middle of an abandoned quarry. There were no other peach trees in sight, let alone peaches.

I suspect that when you find beauty and sustenance in the coming days, Taurus, they will be in similar situations: unexpected and unlikely.

That doesn’t mean they’ll be any less sweet.

(See the peach: bit.ly/lonelypeach.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) If you’ve ever been to a flavor-tripping party, you’ve eaten “miracle fruit” — berries with the scientific name Synsepalum dulcificum. They coat your tongue with a substance that makes all subsequent foods taste sweet. The effect lasts no more than an hour, but while it does, lemons, radishes, and pickles may as well be desserts. Be alert for a metaphorical version of the miracle fruit, Gemini. There’s an influence coming your way that could temporarily make everything else seem extra delectable. As long as you’re aware of what’s happening, it will be a quirky blessing.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Born in Austria, Susanne Wenger became a high priestess of the Yoruba religion in Nigeria.

When she died in 2009 at the age of 93, she had devoted the last 50+ years of her life to protecting and beautifying a sacred forest in the Osogbo area. It’s hard for most of us to imagine loving a place as much as she did, but that’s what I’m encouraging you to do. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will accrue unforeseen benefits by becoming more deeply connected to a special patch of earth.

To do so will awaken a dormant part of your soul, for one thing. It could also advance one of your lifelong quests, which is to feel ever-more at home in the world.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “Personally I’m always ready to learn,” said Winston Churchill, “although I do not always like being taught.” You may soon find yourself sharing that paradoxical state of mind, Leo. It’s time for you to receive the new teachings you

have been unconsciously preparing yourself to absorb. But at least in the early stages, these useful lessons may get on your nerves or make you squirm. Stick with them. Keep the faith.

Sooner or later, your crash course will become enjoyable.

phorically similar curiosity, Scorpio: something like old spirits preserved in ice. My advice: Try a small sample and wait a while to see what effect it has before imbibing the whole thing.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “Our job is to become more and more of what we are,” says poet Marvin Bell. “The growth of a poet seems to be related to his or her becoming less and less embarrassed about more and more.” Whether or not you’re a poet, Virgo, I would like to apply this gauge to your own growth. The way I see it, your power to claim your birthright and fulfill your destiny will ultimately hinge to a significant degree on your ability to shed all residual shame about your true nature. And guess what: There has never been a better time to work on that noble project than right now.

Punk musician Wesley Willis was fond of greeting friends and audience members alike with a headbutt. So prolific was he in employing this ritual that he developed a permanent callus on his forehead. Now would be an excellent time for you to make this tradition your own, Sagittarius. Just think of all the affection you’ll generate and all the great conversations you’ll stimulate by ramming people! JUST KIDDING! I was exaggerating a bit. It’s true that now is an excellent time to ramp up your friendliness and expand your social reach. But you probably shouldn’t engage in full-tilt headbutting unless you’re extroverted, gregarious, and so extravagantly charming you can get away with it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Your theme for the week comes from travel writer Stephen Graham in his book The Gentle Art of Tramping: “As you sit on the hillside, or lie prone under the trees of the forest, or sprawl wet-legged on the shingly beach of a mountain stream, the great door, that does not look like a door, opens.” I can’t wait to see the expression on your face when a portal like that appears for you sometime in the near future, Libra. I expect your mood will be a mix of surprise, humility, vindication, joy, and a pleasant kind of shock.

By the way, you won’t necessarily have to be out in nature in order to become aware of the opening door. But it will probably be crucial for you to simulate the state that nature evokes in you. That’s why I suggest you rev up your aptitude for innocence and make sure your sense of wonder is turned on full blast.

In Japan you can buy Vaam, a sports energy drink that contains hornet saliva. It acquired a legendary reputation after Japanese marathon runner Naoko Takahashi said she used it to propel herself to a gold medal at the 2000 Olympics. Vaam’s creator, biochemist Takashi Abe, claims there is scientific evidence that it works as well for humans as it does for wasps, which fly as much as 70 miles a day.

According to my reading of the astrological omens, the cosmos will be infusing you with a metaphorical version of hornet saliva in the coming weeks, Capricorn. You’ll have the power to go further and be stronger for longer periods of time.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) More than a 100 years ago, a team of British adventurers led by Ernest Shackleton trekked across Antarctica, attempting to reach the South Pole. They ran out of supplies and had to turn back before reaching their goal. In 2006, modern-day explorers discovered a cache of stuff Shackleton had been forced to leave behind, stashed in the ice. It included two cases of whiskey. Some of the century-old liquor found its way back to England, where it was quaffed by a few daring souls eager for an exotic taste.

I suspect you may soon stumble upon a meta-

homework Who’s the person you’d most like to meet and have a drink with? Why? Testify at Freewillastrology.com © Copyright 2011 Rob Brezsny

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I gathered together a panel of renegade astrologers to investigate your imminent future. By a unanimous vote, they designated you, out of all the signs of the zodiac, as the one “Most Likely to Exceed the Boring Limitations of Good Taste,” as well as “Best Candidate to Slap the Conventional Wisdom Upside the Head.”

That sounds fun. I hope you make good use of the freedom that those roles entail. By the way, the general consensus also suggested that you are primed to find valuable stuff in out-of-theway borderlands or in off-limits haunts where no one else even wants to look.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) You’re on course for a warm, wet, soft collision with the enigmas of the libido. I urge you to give yourself fully to the exploration, even if it stirs up feelings you have no names for. In my opinion, the best way to use your intelligence right now is to undertake a rigorous investigation into the heights and depths of your passion . . . to experiment with new guidelines for your instinctual nature . . . to make yourself extra receptive to the spiritual teachings available through erotic communion.

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National Hunting and Fishing Day will be held on Saturday, Sept. 24 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Pisgah Center for Wildlife Education. This yearly celebration gives kids and adults of all levels a chance to try the activities. ncwildlife.org pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk.com.

• Through WE (10/12) - Come Fall will be on display in the Oui-Oui Gallery Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted.

Info: www.unca.edu.

• Through WE (10/5) - Hyperbolic Crochet Coral Reef will feature “crochet models of healthy coral and coral stressed by environmental threats.” Held at UNCA’s Center for Craft, Creativity and Design, 1181 Broyles Road, Hendersonville. Info: www. craftcreativitydesign.org or 890-2050.

• FR (9/23), 7pm - A lecture on hyperbolic coral reefs will be held at UNCA’s Alumni Hall.

Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville.

Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am5pm and Sun., 1-5pm.

Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm.

Info: 253-3227 or www. ashevilleart.org.

• Through SU (9/25) Artists at Work: American Printmakers and the WPA. • Through SU (11/6) - Color Study will be on display at the Appleby Foundation Gallery.

Atelier 24 Lexington: A Gallery of Local Art Located at 24 Lexington Ave., Asheville. Info: www.theateliergalleries. com.

• Through FR (9/30) Workshopauchery, works

by Martin A.B. Guenette.

Back To School • Through FR (10/28) - Back To School, a “wildly varied” exhibit of work by artists from the Marshall High Studios featuring a variety of media and approaches. Held at the Arts Center, 90 South Main St. in Marshall. Info: www. madisoncountyarts.com.

Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant.

Summer hours: Mon., Wed.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 768-0246 or www. bellavistaart.com.

• Through FR (9/30) - The works of Nancy Varipapa,

Julie Wiggins and Eleanor Miller.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery hours: Mon.-Wed. and Fri., noon5pm; Thurs. 11am-3pm.

Info: 669-0930 or www.

BlackMountainArts.org.

• Through FR (10/7) Twigs and Burls, featuring paintings and drawings by Steve Miller.

Caldwell Arts Council Located at 601 College Ave., Lenoir. Hours: Tues.Fri., 9am-5pm and Sat. by appointment. Info: 7542486 or www.caldwellarts. com.

• Through FR (9/30) - Works by Betsy Coogler will be on display at the Caldwell Memorial Hospital Art-in-Healing Gallery, 321 Mulberry St. SW, Lenoir.

Castell Photography A photo-based art gallery located at 2C Wilson Alley, off Eagle Street in downtown Asheville. Info: 255-1188 or www.castellphotography.com.

• Through FR (9/30) - Observatory, works by Lauren Semivan.

• Through FR (9/30) - Curiosities, photography

by Gary Geboy.

Courtyard Gallery An eclectic art and performance space located at 109 Roberts St., Phil Mechanic Studios, River Arts District. Info: 2733332 or www.ashevillecourtyard.com.

• Through SA (12/31) Anything Goes - Everything Shows, the 5th annual mail art show. All entries received through the postal system will be exhibited.

Participants were encouraged to explore themes, sizes, shapes and media of any kind.

Elemental Embrace • Through FR (9/30), 10am-5pm - Elemental Embrace, an exhibition of encaustic (hot wax) painting and prints by Desiree DeMars and sculpture

by Kat McIver. Held at the Front Gallery at Pack Place, 2 South Pack Square. Info: www.packplace.org.

Haen Gallery

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Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., noon-5pm. Info: 254-8577 or www.thehaengallery.com.

• Through MO (10/31) Lynn Boggess: New Work 2011.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of arts-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www. haywoodarts.org.

• Through SA (10/15) - Works by the Southern Appalachian Photographers Guild.

Oconaluftee Institute for Cultural Arts Located at 70 Bingo Loop in Cherokee. Info: 4973945.

• Through FR (9/30) - Recent work by ceramic sculpture artist Jenny Mastin.

Odyssey Gallery Exhibits work by Odyssey Center for Ceramic Arts

instructors and residents.

Located at 238 Clingman Ave. in Asheville’s River Arts District. Info: www. odysseyceramicarts.com • Through FR (10/14) - Joyful Expressions will feature the work of student assistants.

Oil Paintings by Jon Houglum • Through FR (10/28) - Oil paintings by Franklin native Jon Houglum will be on display in the Hamilton Gallery of Nelson Bell Library, on the campus of Montreat College. Info: www.montreat.edu.

Route 80 - Back to Our North Carolina Routes • Through SA (9/26) - Route 80 - Back to Our North Carolina Routes features paintings, photographs, illustrations and historical facts. Held at the TRAC Gallery, 269 Oak Ave., Spruce Pine. Free.

Info: www.toeriverarts.org.

SemiPublic Gallery This space for contemporary art is open Thurs.-Sat., 2-7pm and by appointment. Located at 305 Hillside St., Asheville.

Info: 215-8171 or www. semipublicgallery.com

• Through SU (9/25) - 5 under 35 will feature works by Bridget Conn, Christopher Crabtree, Carley Dergins, Michael Ohgren and Cory Williams.

Seven Sisters Gallery This Black Mountain gallery is located at 117 Cherry St. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-6pm and Sun., noon-5pm. Info: 669-5107 or www.sevensistersgallery.com.

• Through SU (11/6) Works by Jennie Francis (pastel).

The Artery Community arts facility at 346 Depot St., River Arts District. Info: www.ashevillearts.com.

• Through FR (9/30) - Living on the Edge, a multimedia event utilizing photography, video, drawings and paintings by James Daniel and Chloe Kemp “to bring awareness and assistance to those struggling in these turbulent times.”

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-4pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org.

• 4th FRIDAYS, 5-9pm - Downtown Brevard’s Gallery Walk, a self-guided tour of galleries and art studios.

Upstairs Artspace Contemporary nonprofit gallery at 49 S. Trade St., Tryon. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-4pm and by appointment. Info: 859-2828 or www.upstairsartspace.org.

• Through SA (10/1) - Curvature and Color, works by Kenn Kotara (abstract art) and Dale McEntire (landscape painter).

WCU Exhibits Unless otherwise noted, exhibits are held at the Fine Art Museum, Fine and Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4pm and Thurs. 10am-7pm. Free, but donations welcome.

Info: 227-3591 or www. fineartmuseum.wcu.edu.

• Through FR (9/30) - The Gods of the Machine : John Lytle Wilson. “John uses animal and robot imagery as stand-ins for traditional human subjects, allowing him to explore issues like consciousness, free will and mortality.”

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Ananda Hair Studio

The salon, located at 22 Broadway St., hosts rotating art exhibits. Info: 232-1017.

• Through FR (9/30) - Recent work by abstract painter Neil Carroll.

Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted.

Info: www.unca.edu.

• Through WE (9/28) - Art of the Book: Process, Product and Community at Asheville BookWorks will feature BookWorks instructors and students. Works will be displayed at the Malcolm E. Blowers Gallery in the Ramsey Library Friday through Saturday, 8am-6pm.

• WE (9/28), 5-7pm Closing reception.

• Through WE (10/5) - A Rapid Progression, featuring sculpture by Gene Felice, will be on display in the Highsmith Union Gallery.

Asheville Community Theatre Located at 35 E. Walnut St. Tickets and info: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre. org.

• Through SA (10/1) - Works by Dan Pruitt will be on display in the Lobby Gallery.

Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www.brbooks-news.com or 456-6000.

• TH (9/22) through SA (9/24) - Photography exhibit by Howard Zehr.

Craft Campus at UNCA Located at 1 University Heights, Asheville. Info: 250-2392 or www.unca. edu/craftcampus.

• Through FR (1/27) - Common Threads will feature four fiber artists.

• WE (10/5), 5-7pm - Opening reception and gallery talk.

Cynthia Wilson • Through MO (9/26) - Nature paintings by Cynthia Wilson will be on display at the Hilton Asheville, 42 Town Square Blvd., as part of the Who Knows Art program. Info: www.whoknowsart.biz.

Fountainhead Bookstore Located at 408 N. Main St., Hendersonville. Info: 697-1870.

• Through WE (11/30) - Pieces of the Sky, featuring paintings by Ray Cooper.

Invitational Art Exhibition • FR (9/23) through TU (10/25) - The Invitational Art Exhibition will be on display in UNCA’s S.

Tucker Cooke Gallery. Info: www.art.unca.edu.

• FR (9/23), 6-8pm Opening reception.

Paint and Chocolate • Through SA (10/15) - Paint and Chocolate, works by Genie Maples, will be on display at the French Broad Chocolate Lounge, 10 South Lexington Ave. • TH (9/29), 7-9pm Artist talk.

Pink Dog Creative A multi-use arts space located at 342 Depot St. Info: info@pinkdog-creative.com • Through FR (9/30) Laurel Tewes will paint an eight-foot mural throughout the month. The public is welcome to see the progress.

Public Art Display • Through SA (10/22) - Bearfootin’, “a public art display featuring outdoor fiberglass bear sculptures decorated in different themes,” will be on display on the sidewalks of Main Street in Hendersonville.

Info: 233-3216.

TC Arts Invitational Show • Through FR (10/14) - The TC Arts Invitational Show will be on display at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard.

• FR (9/23), 5-9pm Opening reception.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-4pm. Info:

884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org.

• 4th FRIDAYS, 5-9pm - Enjoy an evening stroll in downtown Brevard and visit art galleries, art stores, retail stores and restaurants that will remain open late. A brochure for the gallery walks can be found at any participating galleries or at the Chamber of Commerce.

Transylvania Heritage Museum Located at 189 W. Main St., Brevard. Hours: Wed.Sat., 10am-5pm. Donation.

Info: 884-2347 or www. transylvaniaheritage.org.

• 4th FRIDAYS - Gallery walk featuring the Joe Pye Band, handcrafts and refreshments. $5/$2 donation.

WCU Exhibits Unless otherwise noted, exhibits are held at the Fine Art Museum, Fine and Performing Arts Center on the campus of Western Carolina University. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4pm and Thurs. 10am-7pm. Free, but donations welcome.

Info: 227-3591 or www. fineartmuseum.wcu.edu.

• Through FR (10/28) - Understory: An Exhibition of Work by Alice Sebrell.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Lighting for Fall Color Techniques-Photography Workshop (pd.) With Doug Ellingson.

Make fall colors pop, even when mother nature doesn’t present you with

the ultimate light. Two events to choose from: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:00 am - 1:00 pm at Charles D. Owen Park or Saturday, October 1, 2011 1:00 pm - 7:30 pm at Asheville Botanical Garden.

Workshop will include the planning process and lighting techniques for lighting difficult and challenging light as it relates to capturing fall color images. Each participant will receive a free 8-1/2 X 11 print of their work. $85.00. To register or more information call 828-713-8019 or go to http://dougellingson.zenfolio.com/workshops—individual-mentoring Photography Class • TH (9/22), 6-8pm - A photography class will discuss how to transfer digital pictures from cell phones and cameras. Held at the Old Armory Recreation Center, 44 Boundary St., Waynesville. $25. Info: recprograms@townofwaynesville.org.

Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Route 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal. info@gmail.com or www. svfal.org.

• TUESDAYS, 10am-noon & 1-3pm - Art with Lorelle Bacon. All levels welcome. $15/class. Registration required.

Art/Craft Fairs Bakersville Creek Walk Arts Festival

• SA (9/24), 10am-5pm - This annual festival offers nearly 50 exhibitions by local and regional artists including glass, jewelry, pottery, paintings, furniture, fiber, woodcraft and sculpture. Info: www.creekwalkfestival.com.

Pisgah Craft Fair • SA (9/24) & SU (9/25), 10am-6pm - Celebrate local artists and craftsmen among the changing leaves of Pisgah Mountain at the Pisgah Inn, MP 408 on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

The event will include live glassblowing demonstrations, painters, potters and more.

Spoken & Written Word Afternoon of Readings • TU (9/27), 2:30-6pm - An afternoon of readings, featuring twelve local writers, poets and songwriters, will be held at the TC Arts Council, 349 S. Caldwell St., Brevard. Free. Info: 884-2787.

Blue Ridge Books Located at 152 S. Main St., Waynesville. Info: www.brbooks-news.com or 456-6000.

• WE (9/21), 6:30pm Sharyn McCrumb will read from her new novel The Ballad of Tom Dooley.

• SA (9/24), 3pm - Randy Russell will read from his young adult novel Dead Rules.

• SU (9/25), 3pm - Martin Malloy will read from his

new book Evolution in a Nutshell.

• MONDAYS, 10:30am - Book Babies. Story time for children ages 3 and younger.

• TH (9/29), 6-8pm - Readings and artistic presentations from winners of the Silver Arts divisions of the Senior Games.

BookOpolis • FR (9/23), 6-9pm & SA (9/24), 1-5pm - BookOpolis will feature a wide range of artists’ books, along with a raffle and demos. Held at Asheville BookWorks, 428 1/2 Haywood Road. Info: www.ashevillebookworks. com.

Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBREVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n NA = North Asheville Library (1030 Merrimon Avenue, 250-4752) n PM = Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood Street, 250-4700) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 2506486) n WV = Weaverville Library (41 N. Main Street, 250-6482) n WA = West Asheville Library (942 Haywood Road, 250-4750)

n Library storyline: 250KIDS. • WE (9/21), 5-7pm Library knitters. SW • Through WE (9/21) Youth are invited to submit art promoting peace. Call for details. WV • FR (9/23), 6:30-9pm - Organizing 101: Effective Social Change. Donations accepted. NA • SATURDAYS through (9/24), 10:30am-noon The Writers’ Workshop will offer free creative writing classes for children ages 12-15. PM • MO (9/26), 6:30pm Smashing First Sentences: A Writers’ Seminar. BM • TU (9/27), 7pm - The History and the Future of West Asheville’s Sulphur Springs. WA • TH (9/29), 6:30pm - The Autumn Players present Mystery and Mischief. SW Events at Accent on Books The bookstore is located at 854 Merrimon Ave. Events are free and open to the public. Info: 252-6255 or www.accentonbooks.com.

• TH (9/22), 6pm - Chris McMillan will read from her memoir Backwards Off the Curb.

Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com.

• FR (9/23), 7pm - Sharyn McCrumb will read from her new book The Ballad of Tom Dooley.

• SA (9/24), 7pm Stephanie Perkins will read from her new book Lola and the Boy Next Door.

• SU (9/25), 3pm - An Appalachian literacy event will feature UNCA professor Erica Abrams Locklear.

• MO (9/26), 7pm - Jeff Sharlet will read from his new book of non-fiction Sweet Heaven When I Die. • TU (9/27), 7pm - Monika Schroder will read from her new young adult novel My Brother’s Shadow: Berlin 1918: A Nation in TurmoilA Family Divided.

• TH (9/29), 7pm Carolyn Sakowski will read from her new guidebook Touring the Western North Carolina Backroads. —7pm - Richard Louv will read from his new book The Nature Principle: Human Restoration and the End of Nature-Deficit Disorder.

Firestorm Cafe & Books Located at 48 Commerce St., Asheville. Info: 2558115 or www.firestormcafe.com.

• FR (9/23), 7pm - Shon Meckfessel will read from his book Suffled How It Gush.

Mischa Little Bear • SA (9/24), 8pm - Mischa Little Bear, Madelyn Lavender and Pasckie Pascua will read poetry and perform music at Vanuatu Kava Bar, 151 S. Lexington Ave. Free, but donations welcome. Info: http://avl.mx/53 or www. madelynlavender.com.

Open Mic Night at The Pulp • WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Asheville Poetry Review and Asheville Wordfest host a monthly open mic at The Pulp, located beneath The Orange Peel in downtown Asheville. $10 includes club membership.

Info: http://pulpasheville. com.

Team of Rivals: Leadership Lessons from Abraham Lincoln • TH (9/29), 6:30-8pm - Pulitzer Prize-winning author Doris Kearns Goodwin will present “Team of Rivals: Leadership Lessons from Abraham Lincoln,” at the Transylvania County Library Foundation’s 2011 JR McDowell Lecture, in the Porter Center at Brevard College. $10/$35 includes post-event wine and cheese reception with Goodwin. Info: www.transylvaniacounty.org.

Writers Workshop Potluck • 4th FRIDAYS, 6pm - Held at 387 Beaucatcher Road. Info: writersw@ gmail.com.

Festivals & Gatherings International Day of Peace • WE (9/21), 4:30-7:30pm - Peacetown Asheville, Veterans for Peace and the Mountain Area Interfaith Forum invite the public to celebrate the International Day of Peace at Pack Square in downtown Asheville with singing,

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dancing and more. Info: http://bit.ly/mWYpBr. Lee Founders’ Weekend • FR (9/23) through SU (9/25) - The annual Lee Founders’ Weekend will feature “A Taste of Lee” and “Lee Idol” on Friday and a parade at 11am on Saturday. Held on Main Street in Lee. Info: www. leechamber.org.

Mountain Heritage Day • SA (9/24), 10am-5pm - Mountain Heritage Day will feature music, vendors, games and a canning contest. Held at Western Carolina University, 1 University Drive, Cullowhee. Info: www. mountainheritageday.com or 227-7129.

N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free with parking fee ($8/vehicle). No parking fees on 1st Tuesdays. Located at 100 Frederick Law Olmsted Way. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• SA (9/24), 11am-4pm - Heritage Crafts Day will feature artists whose work reflects the heritage of WNC. Old Timey Fall Festival • SA (9/24), 10am-4pm - The Burnsville Town Square will come to life with antique tractors and cars, entertainment, games, vendors and more during the annual Old Timey Fall Festival.

Sponsored by the Yancey Historical Society. Free.

Info: www.burnsvillenc.com.

Music Song O’ Sky Show Chorus (pd.) TUESDAYS, 6:45pm - Rehearsal at First Congregational United Church of Christ (UCC) 20 Oak Street Asheville 28801.(Enter Fellowship Hall-lower level). Guests welcome. Contact: www. songosky.org Toll Free # 1-866-824-9547.

Beginner Bluegrass Classes • TU (9/27) - Beginner bluegrass lessons will be offered at Log Cabin Cooking and Music Center, 111 Bell Road, Asheville. $20 per class. Info and times: www.nativeground. com or 299-7031.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Highway 225, three miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• SU (9/25) through TU (10/4), 8pm - The British Invasion: The Beatles, The Stones, The Who and Many More will be performed on the second stage. $22.

Free Voice Lessons • TUESDAYS (through 10/11), 7:30-9pm - The Land of the Sky Chorus will offer free voice lessons for males 16 years and older. Held at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place.

Info and registration: AshevilleBarbershop.com or (866) 290-7269.

Janet Paschal • FR (9/23), 6pm & SA (9/24), 8am - Janet Paschal will perform at Fruitland Bible Institute, 1455 Gilliam Road, Hendersonville. Info: www. cbanc.org or 768-6887.

Jazz Concert and Picnic • TH (9/22), 5-8pm - Maggie and the Romantics (jazz) will perform at the Village Green, at the crossroads of NC 107 and US 64, in Cashiers. Concert and picnic presented by the Friends of Panthertown.

Info: www.panthertown.org or 269-4453.

Laurie Lewis • SU (9/25), 8pm - Laurie Lewis will perform at Cataloochee Ranch, 119 Ranch Drive, Maggie Valley. $20/$40 includes dinner. Info: 926-1401.

Music from the Heart of the People • SU (9/25), 3pm - Music from the Heart of the People (international classical folk songs). Held at St. Matthias’ Episcopal Church, 1 Dundee St. Info: 285-0033.

Open Mic Night • FRIDAYS, 8:30-11pm - Adults of all ages and performers of all genres are invited to play music, recite poetry or present other arts at this weekly open mic. Held at Wall Street Coffee House, 62 Wall St. in downtown Asheville. Info: http://on.fb. me/e4GpE8 or wallstreetcoffeehouse@gmail.com.

Skinny Beats Drum Shop and Gallery 4 Eagle St. Info: info@ skinnybeatsdrums.com or 768-2826.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm & SUNDAYS, 2-3pm - Billy Zanski will teach beginning African drumming.

Drums provided or bring your own.

The Chinese Opera Orchestra of Shanghai

• MO (9/26), 6-8:30pm - Folkmoot USA presents The Chinese Opera Orchestra of Shanghai at the Folkmoot Friendship Center, 112 Virginia Ave., Waynesville. $25. Info: info@folkmoot.com or 452-2997.

The Hop Ice cream, concerts and community events. 640 Merrimon Ave., Suite 103, unless otherwise noted.

Search “The Hop Cafe” on Facebook or 254-2224.

• TU (9/27), 6:30-7:30pm - Alligator Indian.

• TH (9/29), 6:30-7:30pm - The Big Hungry.

Tryon Fine Arts Center Located at 34 Melrose Ave., in Tryon. Info: 8598322 or www.tryonarts.org • SA (9/24), 7pm Charleston Symphony Orchestra Spiritual Ensemble. $25/$15 student.

Theater This Monday • Creativity Workshop at the Stella Adler Studio of Acting (pd.) For actors and nonactors, improvisational theater games and exercises to explore your creative potential. Instructor Marty Rader, formerly of NC School of the Arts.

Asheville Community Theatre’s 35below (35 E Walnut Street). 254-2939, ext 21. stellaadler-asheville.com Altamont Theatre Company Located at 18 Church St., downtown Asheville.

Info: 274-8070 or www. altamonttheatre.org.

• Through SU (9/25) Pete ‘n’ Keely: A Sparkling Musical Comedy ... On the Rocks! See website for times.

Different Strokes!

Performing Arts Collective • THURSDAYS through SATURDAYS (9/29) through (10/8), 7:30pm Shotgun will be performed

by Different Strokes!

Performing Arts Collective at the BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St. $15.

Reservations recommended: differentstrokesavl@ gmail.com or 490-1405.

Dreamland Motel • Through SU (9/25) Dreamland Motel explores the life and times of the Asheville rock band Flat Rock. Held at BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St. $15/$13 in advance. Info: 254-2621.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Highway

225, three miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• Through SU (9/25) - The Capitol Steps will perform political parody. See website for times. $40.

Hendersonville Little Theatre Located at the Barn on State Street between Kanuga and Willow Roads in Hendersonville. $14/$8 or $18/$10 for musicals.

Info: 692-1082 or www. hendersonvillelittletheatre. org.

• Through SU (9/25) - The Music Man will be performed Fri. through Sun. See website for times.

NC Stage Company Asheville’s professional resident theater company, performing at 15 Stage Lane in downtown Asheville (entrance off of Walnut St., across from Zambra’s). Info & tickets: 239-0263 or www. ncstage.org.

• Through SU (9/25) - Hedwig and the Angry Inch. See website for times. $29-$17.

Performances at the BeBe Theatre Located at 20 Commerce St., in downtown Asheville.

• TH (9/29) through SA (10/8) - The Performing Arts Collective and the YWCA of Asheville present Different Strokes, by John Biguenet. A portion of proceeds benefit Building Bridges of Asheville, an organization which strives to overcome racism through community dialogue. Info: http://bit. ly/pVJmJm. The Autumn Players: Mystery and Mischief • TH (9/29), 6:30-7:45pm - Join the Asheville Community Theatre’s Autumn Players for a presentation of A Scandal in Bohemia, a Sherlock Holmes mystery and Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry. Sponsored by Friends of the Swannanoa Library. Free. Info:www. ashevilletheatre.org.

The Magnetic Field A cafe, bar and performance house located at 372 Depot St. in the River Arts District. Info: www. themagneticfield.com or 257-4003.

• THURSDAYS through SATURDAYS through (10/8), 7:30pm - ShangriLa, by Lucia Del Vecchio, “a hilarious and moving look at the lives of senior citizens living in a retirement trailer park in Florida.”

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Tryon Little Theater Performances are held at the Tryon Fine Arts Center, 34 Melrose Ave., Tryon.

Info: 859-2466, tryonlittletheater@gmail.com or www.tltinfo.org.

• THURSDAYS through SUNDAYS (9/22) until (10/2) - Clue The Musical.

Weapons of Mass Seduction • SA (9/24), 9pm - “Weapons of Mass Seduction ... A Post Apocalyptic Burlesque Extravaganza,” an evening of performances unraveling “the mysteries of the divine feminine” and exploring “the demise of civilization through historical (and hysterical) human error, ancient alien visitations, pasties and g-strings.”

Held at Studio 11, 11 Richland St. in Asheville.

Advance tickets available at Va Va Voom, 36 Battery Park Ave. $13/$15.

Comedy Comedy Open Mic • SATURDAYS, 8:3011pm - A comedy open mic will be held at Wall Street Coffee House and Emporium, 62 Wall St., Asheville. Info: www. wallstreetcoffeehouse. webs.com Performances at Diana Wortham Theatre Located at 2 South Pack Square. Info: 257-4530 or www.dwtheatre.com.

• SA (9/24), 8pm - Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company. $25/$10 students on day of show.

Film Classic World Cinema Foreign Film Series Presented by Courtyard Gallery, 109 Roberts St., Phil Mechanic Studios, River Arts District in Asheville.

Info: Cranky Hanke’s Reviews under “Special Showings,” www.ashevillecourtyard.com or 2733332.

• FR (9/23), 8-9:45pm - The Last Laugh (1924 Germany) by F.W. Murnau.

FAM Films Series • TH (9/22), 5:15pm Splitting, Bingo/Ninths and Substrait (Underground Dailies), films by Gordon Matta-Clark, will be screened in Western Carolina University’s Bardo Arts Center, Room 130.

Info: www.fineartmusuem. wcu.edu or 227-2553.

FAM Films Series • TH (9/29), 5:15pm - Un Chien Andalou, a short silent film by Spanish

director Luis Buñuel and artist Salvador Dalí (1929), will be screened in Western Carolina University’s Bardo Arts Center, Room 130. Info: www.fineartmusuem.wcu. edu or 227-2553.

Teenage Paparazzo • SA (9/24), 6:30pm - A screening of Teenage Paparazzo and Q&A with filmmaker Adam Grenier will be held at UNCA’s Lipinsky Auditorium. Info: 250-2359.

Transition Hendersonville Aims to bring the community together, develop practical solutions and improve the quality of life for everyone in light of peak oil, climate change and the ensuing economic tensions. Info: http://transitionhendersonville.com.

• WE (9/21), 5-8pm - No Impact Man will be screened at Black Bear Cafe, 318 Main St., Hendersonville.

Dance Alexander Technique for Dancers (pd.) Perform with ease. Recover from injury. Extend your career.

“The hallmarks of the Alexander Technique are creativity, spontaneity and adaptability to change.” (828) 225-3786.

FormFitnessFunction.com Beginner Swing Dancing Lessons (pd.) 4 week series starts first Tuesday of every month at 7:30pm. $12/ week per person. • No partner necessary. Eleven on Grove, downtown Asheville. Details: www.

SwingAsheville.com Capoeira (pd.) An Afro-Brazilian cultural art, combines dance, music, and martial arts.

• Adult and kids classes offered, see website for schedule. Beginners welcome Mondays, Saturdays.

• Location: 257 Short Coxe. http://www.capoeiraasheville.org/ Studio Zahiya (pd.) Monday, 6-7 Yoga • 7:30-9 Bellydance • Tuesday 9-10am Hip Hop Workout • 6-7pm Beginner Bellydance, • 7-8pm Intermediate Bellydance, Wednesday noon-1 Yoga, • 6-7 Pilates, • 7:30-9 Bellydance, • Thursday 910am Bellydance, • 6-7pm Bollywood, • 8-9pm Hip Hop, • Friday 10-11am Bhangra Workout. • $12 for 60 minute classes. 90

1/2 N. Lexington Avenue. www.studiozahiya.com Contra Dance Waynesville • 4th SUNDAYS, 2-4:30pm - Contra dance featuring caller, live music and walk-throughs. Held at The Gateway Club, 37 Church St. $5. Info: 734-1027.

Hendersonville Ballroom Dance Club Meets in the ballroom of the Elks Lodge, 546 N. Justice St., Hendersonville. $6/5 members. Couples and singles of all ages are welcome. Info: 692-8281.

• FRIDAYS, 6:30-10pm - Lesson followed by ballroom dance.

Jazzy Showgirl Dance Series • TUESDAYS through (10/11), 7:30-8:30pm - This five-week dance series will teach the basics of jazzy showgirl and burlesque, including how to strut, shimmy and chair dance. Participants will also learn a full routine and have a chance to perform it. Held at Cheshire Fitness Club, 25 Jane Jacobs Road in Black Mountain. $13 per session/$60 for entire series. Info and registration: www.holisticwithhumor.com/dancing.

Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Square dancing is friendship set to music.

Info: 625-9969.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - A weekly dance for new and experienced dancers will be held at the Stoney Mountain Activity Center, 800 Stoney Mountain Road, Hendersonville.

Auditions & Call to Artists Asheville Holiday Parade • Through MO (10/3) - Applications for the Asheville Holiday Parade will be accepted through Oct. 3. Info: www.ashevilledowntown.org or 628-2403.

Asheville Youth Ensemble • TUESDAYS, 4-5:30pm - The Asheville Youth Ensemble seeks young musicians with at least one year of music reading experience. No audition required. Info: AshevilleYouthEnsemble@ gmail.com or 299-4856.

Eco Arts Awards • WE (11/30) - The Eco Arts Awards will accept songs, short films, photography, poetry, fine and functional art on the theme of ecology through Nov. 30. $30/$25 before Sept.

30. Info: www.ecoartsawards.com.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of arts-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm.

Info: 452-0593 or www. haywoodarts.org.

• Through SA (11/5) Applications for the annual Small Works Show will be accepted through Saturday, Nov. 5. See website for application.

NCCALL Inc. A WNC nonprofit dedicated to helping persons living with autism. Info: www. nccall.org.

• Through MO (10/31) - Submissions will be accepted for NCCALL’s annual online exhibit through Oct. 31. Artists must be on the Autism spectrum and reside in N.C. Info: www.nccall.org.

Pisgah Craft Fair • Through SA (9/24) - The 3rd annual Pisgah Craft Fair is accepting applications for artists and craftsmen through Sept. 24.

The show will be held at the Pisgah Inn, MP 408 on the Blue Ridge Parkway, featuring live glassblowing demos and more.

Scarecrow Festival & Craft Show A Buncombe County Parks & Recreation Family Fun Festival at Lake Julian Park. Free. Info: 250-4260 or grace.young@buncombecounty.org.

• Through FR (9/23) - Vendor applications for the 7th annual Scarecrow Festival will be accepted through September 23. $35 for non-electric booth.

• Through SA (10/1), 9am - Scarecrows of all kinds will be accepted through October 1. Winners in the individual and family categories can win cash prizes. Info: grace.young@ buncombecounty.org.

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fun fundraisers

What: Third annual Hellbilly Hootenanny Where: Shovelhead Saloon, 2898 U.S. Highway 70, Black Mountain When: Saturday, Sept. 24, 10 a.m. until 2 a.m.

Why: Where else can you ogle custom cars and pin-up girls, shake it to surf rock and know that your good times are going to a good cause? At the Hellbilly Hootenanny, that’s where. Some of the area’s favorite bands come together at the Shovelhead Saloon: The Flat Tires, the Krektones, Southbound Turnaround, The Go Devils, As Sick As Us, Campaign 1984 and more will play all-day long.

Meanwhile, a pre ‘73 car show, bike and swap meet will be in the parking lot. There’s a pinup contest, a tattoo contest, dyno drag races food and more.

Tickets are a scant $15, with proceeds going to the Children’s Cancer Research Fund. Start your engines and get to rocking.

benefitscalendar calEndaR FoR sEPtEmbER 21 - 29, 2011 Asheville Affiliates Fundraisers This group of young professionals holds fundraisers for nonprofits in Buncombe County with food, beer, wine and raffles. $25/$30 at the door. Info: www.affiliatesofasheville.com.

• TH (9/22), 6:30-9:30pm - Feasting for FEAST will benefit FEAST, a program of Slow Food Asheville. Food will be provided by The Marketplace, Curate, Corner Kitchen and others.

Music by Sara Fields and Jon Corbin. Held at The Venue, 21 N Market St. Info: www.slowfoodasheville.org.

Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $8/$7 students and seniors/Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• SA (9/24), 7-10pm - Primary Colors: Cocktail and Dance Party will benefit the museum’s Color Study exhibit. Primary colored outfits encouraged. Held at Arcade Asheville, 130 College St. $5.

Asheville Humane Society Located at 14 Forever Friend Lane (I-26 to Brevard Road exit).

View photos of animals currently available for adoption online.

Foster homes needed. Info: 761-2001 or www.ashevillehumane.org.

• TH (9/29), 5-8pm - Bark-n-Art Night will feature local artwork to benefit the Asheville Humane Society. Held at The Courtyard Marriott Asheville and SpringHill Suites, 1 and 2 Buckstone Place. Info: 253-4666.

Community Yard Sale • SA (9/24), 6:30-10:30am - A community yard sale will be held at WD Williams Elementary School, 161 Bee Tree Road,

Swannanoa. Sales will benefit WD Williams Elementary School.

Cookin’ with Compassion • SA (9/24), 5-10pm - Cookin’ with Compassion will benefit Four Seasons’ Complementary and Alternative Medicine Program. Held at Moe’s Original BBQ, 4 Sweeten Creek Road. $10. Info: www.CAMFundraising.com or 233-0319.

Flip the Switch Concert • SA (9/24), 3-11pm - Music, entertainment and a silent auction will benefit the 2011 Southeast Student Renewable Energy Conference and raise awareness of the dangers of nuclear waste. Held at the UNCA quad. Info: www.nonuclearwasteinwnc.com.

Hellbilly Hootenanny • SA (9/24), noon - The Krektones, The Flat Tires, Josh Pierce and others will perform at this music and car show featuring pin-up, tattoo and drag racing contests. Event will benefit the Children’s Cancer Research Fund. Held at The Shovelhead Saloon, 2898 U.S. Highway 70, Black Mountain. $15/children 12 and under free. Info: www.bootleggerscc.com.

Ladies Night 2011 • SU (9/25), 6-8pm - Ladies Night is an exclusive shopping and social event for working women. Proceeds benefit the Habitat for Humanity Women Build Program. Held at Belk in the Asheville Mall. Tickets available at the Habitat Restore on Meadow Road or at http://bit.ly/nWbNRE. MANNA FoodBank MANNA helps alleviate hunger in WNC by processing donated food for distribution throughout WNC. Located at 627

Swannanoa River Road. Info: 299-FOOD or mannafoodbank. org.

• MO (9/26) - Empty Bowls will benefit MANNA FoodBank.

Each ticket includes a handmade bowl, soup, bread and desert.

Luncheon will be held 11am-1:30pm at DoubleTree by Hilton Asheville-Biltmore, 115 Hendersonville Road. $25. Dinner will held 5:30-7:30pm at Hilton Asheville Biltmore Park, 43 Town Square Blvd. $30. Kids under 12 eat free at dinner event.

Tickets: www.mannafoodbank.org or 299-FOOD. Raise Your Hand Auction • SA (9/24), 6-8pm - The annual Raise Your Hand Auction will benefit the Western North Carolina AIDS Project and honor 30 years of HIV/AIDS research. Held at the Doubletree Hotel Biltmore, 115 Hendersonville Road. $125. Info: www.wncap. org/ryh.

RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of river-friendly events. Info: 252-8474 or www.riverlink.org.

• FR (9/23), 6pm - The Asheville Cinema Society will screen The River Why, the story of a fly fishing prodigy, to benefit RiverLink. Held at Diana Wortham Theater, 2 South Pack Square. $25. Info: www.ashevillecinemasociety.com.

Shiloh Community Yard Sale • SA (9/24), 7:30am-noon - Held in the Shiloh Community Center parking lot, 121 Shiloh Road in South Asheville. Table rental available for $5. Donations benefit teen events. Info and table reservations: kwebster@ashevillenc.gov or 274-7739.

The Hop

Ice cream, concerts and community events. 640 Merrimon Ave., Suite 103, unless otherwise noted. Search “The Hop Cafe” on Facebook or 254-2224.

• WE (9/21) - 20 percent of sales will benefit the Autism Society.

Walk for Parkinson’s Research • SU (9/25), 2:15pm - The “Walk for Parkinson’s Research” will benefit the Michael J. Fox Foundation and the American Parkinson’s Disease Association. Registration begins at 1:30pm at Brevard Music Center’s Thomas Hall, 349 Andante Lane. Info: 862-8820.

WNC Run/Walk for Autism • SA (9/24), 9am - The WNC Run/Walk for Autism will benefit the Autism Society of North Carolina. Race begins and ends at UNCA’s Highsmith Union Building. Info: www.wncrunwalkforautism.org or 236-1547.

Yoga Day and Fundraiser • SA (9/24), 9am-4pm - Events available for all levels.

Classes begin at the top of each hour. Proceeds benefit NC Stage Company. Held at Lighten Up Yoga, 60 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville. Donations appreciated. Info: www. lightenupyoga.com.

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parenting from the edge by Anne Fitten Glenn

“I’m too pretty to do my homework so my brother has to do it for me” This “slogan,” emblazoned across T-shirts, was being marketed to girls ages 7 to 16 and sold from J.C. Penney’s website.

Thank the goddesses, public outcry forced J.C. Penney to apologize and remove the $9.99 shirts from its site a couple of weeks ago. But they only did so after parental outrage sparked via viral Internet communication blew up in their sexist corporate visage.

When I first heard about this shirt, I thought it was a joke. I mean, really? What parent in their right mind would ever purchase something so demeaning for their daughter? And I can’t even consider the implications of a young girl buying one for herself.

Well, yes I can, and the implications frighten me. I asked my 13-year-old daughter for a reaction to the “I’m too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me” Tee. “That’s stupid,” she said. “I’d never let my brother do my math homework. He wouldn’t know how. And it’s cheating.”

Until she said that, I was so incensed by the stereotypical gender typing that I missed the fact that the T-shirt also promotes a lack of moral integrity. Holy heck, J.C. Penney, what

were you thinking?

Then my girl asked, “What does pretty have to do with doing your homework?”

I answered, “Absolutely nothing.”

The resultant conversation I had with both my daughter and her younger brother was kind of great. It supported my goal of empowering her to fight against the prejudicial belief that having ovaries makes her less intelligent than those with testes. And help my son understand this truism as well.

Despite the teaching moment and their apology, I’m still angry with J.C. Penney. A second “sassy” T-shirt on their website reads: “Who has time for homework with the new Justin Bieber album out?”

Justin Bieber may be more important than homework to many teenage girls, but is that an attitude that responsible adults would want to encourage? Hell no, although clearly large corporations can be less than responsible. Surprise!

Of course, J.C. Penney isn’t the first, and they won’t be the last, clothing manufacturer to try to sell inappropriate messages to the next generation of women (not to mention a compound sentence that’s missing a comma). In fact, there’s

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been more parental outrage over another T-shirt recently marketed to girls from Forever 21 that makes the claim: “Allergic to Algebra.”

Way to empower girls, Forever 21. These shirts are so wrong on so many levels that I’m having trouble even writing about them without pounding out a string of curse words on this page.

What heartens me is that there are lots of other parents out there who feel the same way and are striking back at the marketers who want to belittle our daughters.

While, on the one hand, I will support your First Amendment right to say, display or wear whatever you want (within constitutionally set

boundaries), I have a problem with marketers pushing demeaning stereotypes onto girls and women.

Telling girls that math and science aren’t cool or worth their time will only hurt all of us in the long run. After all, there are currently more young females than males in this country. The next generation — regardless of gender — needs to be respected and empowered to step up to the plate. After all, they’ll be running the world pretty damn soon. X Anne Fitten “Edgy Mama” Glenn writes about a number of subjects, including parenting, at www. edgymama.com.

parentingcalendar Calendar for September 21 - 29, 2011 Autism Parent Support Group • 4th THURSDAYS, 6-8pm - Meet other parents of children with autism, share your experiences and learn from others. RSVP by 3rd Thursday to ensure childcare. Held at St. Gerard House, 718 Oakland St., Hendersonville.

Info: http://stgerardhouse.com.

Montessori Elementary School of Asheville Open House • TH (9/22), 4-7pm - An open house will be held at the Montessori Elementary School of Asheville, 235 Weaverville Highway. Info: www.mesasheville.com.

Odyssey Community School Open House • WE (9/28), 5:30-7pm - An open house will be held at the Odyssey Community School, 80 Zillicoa St. Info: www.odysseycommunity.org or 259-3653.

Parenting Classes • WEDNESDAYS through (11/23), 9-11am - Love and Logic parenting class will be held at the Children First/ CIS Family Resource Center at Emma, 37 Brickyard Road. $10 includes workbook. Info: lisab@childrenfirstbc.org or 252-4810.

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WNCAP’s annual fundraiser marks 30 years of fighting HIV/AIDS

by Jake Frankel In 1981, the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention published a report about a rare pneumonia that struck down five young, previously healthy gay men in Los Angeles. Five years later, the Asheville-based Western North Carolina AIDS Project formed, dedicated to prevention, education and assisting those living with the disease.

And in the early 1990s, Dr. Poly Ross helped treat a young, HIV-positive woman who had the same pneumonia reported in Los Angeles.

Observing how the case was handled and how fearful even hospital staff were in interacting with the patient, Ross went on to co-found WNC Community Health Services, which provides clinical care for HIV and AIDS patients.

On Sept. 24, WNCAP honors both the 30-year anniversary of the virus in the United States and the people like Ross who have donated their time, talents and resources to help those living with it: The organization’s Raise Your Hand Benefit Auction features an elegant sit-down dinner, an auction of such items as paintings, antiques and jewelry, and Ross as both keynote speaker and recipient of a “Works of Heart” award.

“She’s an amazing woman,” says WNCAP board member Pam Siekman, noting Ross’s contributions to the community and her extensive experience in HIV/AIDS research and care.

Siekman also says of the decades since those first cases in Los Angeles, “It’s hard to believe it’s been that long.”

The biggest development since the 1980s, she notes, is new medication that can save lives.

But the drugs’ high cost can prove a major challenge for patients. To help, WNCAP administers the federally and state funded AIDS Drug Assistance Program, which subsidizes those costs. The local nonprofit also provides casemanagement services to 460 patients, helping them navigate the complicated labyrinth of medical and financial support they need.

However, funding for WNCAP’s services has been hit hard by the economy, Siekman reports.

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The event takes place from 6 to 8 p.m., Sept. 24, in the Burghley Ballroom at the DoubleTree Biltmore Hotel at 115 Hendersonville Road.

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Good time for a good cause: Proceeds from the Sept. 24 Raise Your Hand Benefit Auction will go to WNCAP, a local nonprofit dedicated to prevention, education and assistance for those living with HIV or AIDS, says Pam Siekman, auction chair, pictured here with Board President Mark Collins at last year’s event. Photo courtesy of WNCAP In the last year, legislators at both the federal and state levels have delayed ADAP funding, endangering the lives of those who depend on it, she explains.

“People don’t realize the impact. When you have HIV and stop taking your meds for two weeks, it changes your body.” And that puts patients’ lives in jeopardy, Siekman explains.

To better communicate the urgency to legislators, WNCAP recently hired a policy and advocacy coordinator.

Private donations and grant funding have also been hit, Siekman continues. “This is a very difficult time,” she says. “Asheville is such a wonderful community for nonprofits, but we’re all struggling with this. People are holding on to their pocket books a little bit tighter.”

And despite the medical advances, Siekman reports that the stigma surrounding the disease continues unabated.

“For every step we take forward, we continue to take steps backwards. It’s pretty amazing that this is still the most stigmatized disease of our time. The stigma is still very, very real and hurts a lot of people,” she explains.

To combat misconceptions about the disease, WNCAP runs a number of education and out-

reach programs. It relies on big turnouts at the annual auction to keep those services going.

One of the most important fundraisers of the year for the organization, Raise Your Hand is second only to the organization’s annual Dining Out For Life event, which raised about $115,000 in April, according to Siekman.

“We’re hoping for a sellout this year. … We know how to throw a great party, and it’s going to be a lot of fun. If you buy something in the auction, it’s a nice way to make a donation and take home a treasure,” she says.

Siekman adds that the dinner features fare by chefs from local restaurants — Corner Kitchen, Vinnie’s, Bouchon and Fiore’s Ristorante Toscana. “We do our best to put something on really good,” says Siekman.

And the artwork donations are more than just beautiful, she continues.

“Maybe if you take a painting home and put it on your wall, you’ll be able to look at it and think ‘I made a difference in someone’s life.’”

X Jake Frankel can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 115, or frankel@mountainx.com.

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Health Programs Fall Open House • This Saturday! (pd.) September 24, 1-4pm at Daoist Traditions College Acupuncture Clinic. 222 S. French Broad Avenue. • Pulse Diagnosis • Ear Acupuncture • Chinese Herbal Tea • Qi Gong Demonstration and Instruction, seasonal health tips. All services free and open to the public.

More information: 253-8669.

The REAL Center (pd.) Offers life-changing skills including Nonviolent Communication (NVC), Radical Honesty, and Somatic Awareness. Learn to stay centered in any situation, be flexible without being submissive, and more. $120/8session class in Asheville with Steve Torma, 828-2545613. http://www.theREALcenter.org The YWCA’s Club W (pd.) Functionally Integrated Training Workshop at the YWCA’s Club W, 815 S. French Broad Ave. September 24, 10 am. Take your fitness to the next level by incorporating Medicine Balls, Bosu and Kettlebells into your workout routine. Info: www.ywcaofasheville.org.

A Balanced Approach to Fitness • FR (9/23), 11:30am - Fab Friday: A Balanced Approach to Fitness will discuss ways to strengthen and improve balance in UNCA’s Reuter Center. Info: www.unca.edu/ncccr.

Cold Laser Therapy Demonstration • TH (9/22), 5:30-6:15pm - A demonstration of Cold Laser Therapy for those experiencing peripheral neuropathy, tennis elbow, plantar fasciitis, chronic joint pain or nerve injuries. Held at Fairview Chiropractic Center, 2 Fairview Hills Drive. Free, but reservations required. Info: 628-7800.

Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration is required unless otherwise noted. Info and registration: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• MONDAYS through (11/28), 6-8:30pm - A 12-week class for caregivers and family members of those with mental illness. Info: 1-888-955-NAMI. Living Healthy with Diabetes • WEDNESDAYS through (9/21), 4-6:30pm - Find balance with diabetes through this self-management program. Open to people with diabetes and their caregivers. $30 for six-week session. Held at CarePartners Health Services, 68 Sweeten Creek Road in Asheville.

Registration required. Info: 251-7438 or rebecca@ landofsky.org.

Medicare Choices Made Easy • FRIDAY (9/23), 2-4pm - “Medicare Choices Made Easy” will be offered by N.C. Seniors’ Health Insurance Information Program at UNCA’s Reuter Center. Free.

Advanced registration: 277-8288.

Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/first aid for infants, children and adults; babysitter training; pet first aid; bloodborne pathogens; swimming and water safety; and lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Road. To register call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required.

• TH (9/22), 7am-6pm - Blood drive: Mission Hospital, Kate B. Reynolds Classroom, 509 Biltmore Ave. Info: 213-2222 x2.

• 1st TUESDAYS, 12:30-1pm - The Red Cross initiative to train five million people in CPR in 2011 will be held at Pardee Health Education Center, 1800 Four Seasons Blvd. Hendersonville. Info: 693-5605.

Wellness Expo

• MO (9/26), 10am-2pm - The expo will include basic health screenings along with informational booths. Held at the Biltmore Square Mall, 800 Brevard Rd # 590.

Info: www.landofsky.org or 251-6622.

Support Groups Adult Children Of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families ACOA is an anonymous 12-step, “Twelve Tradition” program for women and men who grew up in alcoholic or otherwise dysfunctional homes. Info: www. adultchildren.org.

• FRIDAYS, 7pm - “Inner Child” meets at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave., Asheville. Info: 989-8075.

• SUNDAYS, 3pm - “Living in the Solution” meets at The Servanthood House, 156 E. Chestnut St., Asheville.

Open big book study. Info: 989-8075.

• MONDAYS, 7pm - “Generations” meets at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St., Asheville. Info: 474-5120.

Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-286-1326 or www.wnc-alanon. org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 5:45 & 7pm - Women’s Al-Anon meeting at Grace Covenant Presbyterian Church, 798 Merrimon Ave. at Gracelyn Road. Newcomers welcome.

• THURSDAYS, 7pm - “Parents of Children with Alcoholism,” West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road.

• FRIDAYS, 12:30pm - “Keeping the Focus,” First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. —- 8pm - “Lambda,” Cathedral of All Souls, 9 Swan St. • SATURDAYS, 10am - “Grace Fireside,” Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. —- 10am - “Saturday Serenity,” St. Mary’s Episcopal Church, Charlotte Street at Macon Avenue. —- noon “Courage to Change,” Bess Sprinkle Memorial Library, Weaverville.

• SUNDAYS, 5pm - Al-Anon and Alateen, West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road.

• MONDAYS, noon - “Keeping the Focus,” First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. —- 6pm - “Attitude of Gratitude,” Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. —- 7pm - Meeting at First Christian Church, 201 Blue Ridge Road, Black Mountain.

• TUESDAYS, 9:45am - “Serenity Through Courage and Wisdom,” St. Barnabas Catholic Church, 109 Crescent Hill, Arden. —- 5:30pm - “Steps to Recovery,” Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. —- 7pm - “One Day at a Time,” First Congregational UCC, 20 Oak St. Center for New Beginnings • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - A support group for those who have lost a loved one through a traffic accident, murder or crime-related death will meet at Center for New Beginnings, 34 Wall St., Suite 802.

Facilitated by Tom Parks and Lori Gerber, MS. Free.

Info: 989-9306.

Co-Dependents Anonymous A fellowship of men and women whose common purpose is to develop healthy relationships.

• SATURDAYS, 11am - Meeting at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. in Asheville. Info: 779-2317 or 299-1666.

Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous • THURSDAYS, 7:30pm - Food Addicts in Recovery Anonymous will meet at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Info: 989-3227.

GriefShare GriefShare features nationally recognized experts in grief-and-recovery support and meets at Calvary

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• SUNDAYS, 3pm - GriefShare group meeting.

MemoryCaregivers Network Support for caregivers of loved ones who suffer from dementia and Alzheimer’s. Info: 645-9189 or 230-4143.

• 4th TUESDAYS, 1-3pm - Meeting at Weaverville First Baptist Church, 63 N. Main St. MS Community Awareness Lunch • THURSDAYS, noon-3pm - Join this “inspirational and positive” community of individuals and families affected by multiple sclerosis for lunch at West End Bakery, 757 Haywood Road in Asheville. This group “empowers with opportunities and resources to enhance quality of life while strengthening relationships.” Info: mscommunitywnc@gmail.com.

Overcomers Recovery Support Group A Christian-based, 12-step recovery program.

Provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with life-controlling problems. Meetings are held at S.O.S. Anglican Mission, 370 N. Louisiana Ave., Suite C-1. All are welcome. Info: rchovey@ sos.spc-asheville.org or 575-2003.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - A support group for men will meet.

Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless otherwise noted.

• THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: O.A. Step Study group at the Cox House, 723 N. Grove St. Info: 329-1637.

• THURSDAYS, noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899.

• SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks and Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery meeting. Info: 669-0986.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 252-4828.

• MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Methodist Church, 2567 Asheville Highway.

Info: (800)-580-4761.

• TUESDAYS, 10:30am-noon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari. Info: 280-2213.

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Meetings held weekly in the WNC area. Call confidential voicemail or email for information: 258-5117 or wncsanon@gmail.com.

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empty bowls — but not for long Empty Bowls was created in 1990 by two Michigan art teachers, Lisa Blackburn and John Hartom, to help raise awareness and funds to end hunger. More than $165,000 has been generated for hunger relief by local Empty Bowls events, organized by MANNA FoodBank. On Monday, Sept. 26, the organization holds its 10th such event at the DoubleTree Hotel Biltmore in Asheville (lunch) and the Hilton in Biltmore Park (dinner).

At the Empty Bowls fundraiser, guests receive a handmade bowl to hold a simple meal of soup supplemented by fresh-baked bread — they also get to take the bowl home. Local ceramics artists donate the dish-ware, local chefs and restaurants donate soup, bread and dessert, and all proceeds go to help end food insecurity.

The event has featured only lunch in years past, but due to the increasing popularity, Empty Bowls will also host a dinner for the first time next week, thanks in part to the generosity of local restaurants.

“What’s struck me in organizing this event is how often I’ve called a local restaurant and reached out to them and they have basically said yes before they even asked me what I needed,” says event organizer Alisa Hixson.

This year, lunch will be provided by the following local businesses: A-B Tech’s culinary department, doubleTree hotel Biltmore, Annie’s Bakery, Corner Kitchen, Cucina 24, lexington Avenue Brewery, 12 Bones, luella’s Bar-B-Que and Clingman Café. Lunch guests will be serenaded by the Mark Guest Trio. The Empty Bowls lunch will take place from 11 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. at the DoubleTree Hotel Biltmore in Asheville (115 Hendersonville Road). Tickets are $25.

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Desserts will be provided by the Biltmore estate, french Broad Chocolate lounge, Tiffany’s Bakery, True Confections, province 620, Mosaic Café, ya ya frozen yogurt — and Hendersonville apples.

“What I really love about Empty Bowls is that it’s just this beautiful manifestation of the local arts community basically trying to help solve one of our biggest problems here, which is hunger and food insecurity,” Hixson says. More than 7,000 hours of artists’ time has been devoted to making the bowls for the event.

Tickets are on sale now and going fast — and it’s important that tickets are purchased ahead of time, says Hixson. For more information, call MANNA FoodBank at 299-3663 or purchase tickets online at mannafoodbank.org.

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Garden fresh On Friday, Sept 23, ArtSpace Charter School hosts dinner in the Garden, an event featuring a ninecourse tasting menu prepared by local chefs cooking produce cultivated by the students. The event will take place in the school’s learning garden.

ArtSpace is a kindergarten through eighth-grade tuition-free public school in its 11th year of operations. The school works to integrate the arts with a standard curriculum, helping facilitate the learning process for young minds, says Stephanie Wallace, ArtSpace garden coordinator. “Kids learn science through drama, literature through visual arts and math through dance — all of our core subjects are integrated into the visual and performing arts,” she says. “It’s brain-based research. The numbers prove that it’s a good thing for a lot of kids, especially those who struggle with learning differences.”

While other public schools reduce or cut funding to arts-based programming, as a charter school, ArtSpace can decide where to focus its resources, Wallace says. “And the culinary arts — and programs like our garden — are just as important [as the other arts],” Wallace says.

The ArtSpace garden is a place where students learn about the origins of their food — as in the case of the potatoes they dug up the other day.

Wallace says that many of the children had never made the connection that a potato can be made into french fries.

The kids recently brought the vegetables, herbs and flowers that they’d grown to the state fair, where they earned a few blue ribbons and judges’ choice awards. “Talk about pride,” says Wallace. “The kids were just beaming.”

The garden is also at the heart of many art projects, from leaf pressings to sitting among the flowers and vegetables to write or sketch. “We’ve got so much going on down there,” she says. “We thought that this dinner would be a great way to both raise a little money for the garden and to showcase the hard work that’s gone into starting it and incorporating it into the curriculum.”

Besides the feel-good aspect of the dinner, expect it to taste good, too. plant, Corner Kitchen, Tomato Jam Café, laurey’s Catering, farm and Sparrow and others will be be involved. Dinner will be served on white-tablecloth-covered tables in the garden, with live cello music in the background. “It’s a stellar lineup,” says Wallace. “Everyone is being so gener-

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local abundance: A wheelbarrow bursting with ArtSchool garden produce, including melons, potatoes and fresh basil. produce picture: Kids at ArtSpace draw the same tomato plants they nurture. Photos courtesy of ArtSpace ous with their time and resources.”

The school garden will provide as much produce as possible for the dinner; the rest of the goods will be supplied by local farms. Before the event takes place, chefs will visit to cook with the children and to select sous chefs who will assist them during the event. Ashley Capps from A-B Tech’s culinary program is one of the chefs involved, and plans to walk the children through the art of making bread — from the ground up. Capps will harvest the amaranth that the kids have grown in the garden, show them how to mill it into flour and then bake bread with it.

Dinner in the Garden will also be a waste-free event, says Wallace. Greenlife is donating compostable plates and utensils, and all of the dishware will go into a wheelbarrow at the end of the night to be picked up by Danny’s Dumpster, the local business owned by Danny Keaton that handles waste disposal for many area restaurants and events, including LAAFF. “I want this to be the ultimate dinner to feel good about,” says Wallace. “The local food scene in Asheville is amazing, but if we’re not concentrating on getting that message to kids, we’re just doing part of the job in Asheville.”

Dinner in the Garden takes place on Friday, Sept. 23, from 6 until 8 p.m. The event will include a raffle and live music and takes place at ArtSpace Charter School at 2030 U.S. Highway 70 in Swannanoa. For more information, visit artspacecharter.org.

Big Burton Street fair revival E.W. Pearson moved to Asheville in 1906, established the Asheville branch of the NAACP, founded Asheville’s first black baseball team (the Asheville Royal Giants) and started the Buncombe district Agriculture fair and farmers Jubilee — all within seven years. The fair lasted for more than 30 years and drew thousands to West Asheville’s Pearson Park — which Pearson also established.

This year, the Burton Street Community continues the tradition with its second annual revival of the Jubilee. The event will be held on Saturday, Sept. 24, from 1 until 8 p.m. at the Burton Street Recreation Center grounds at 134 Burton St. in West Asheville.

The day includes music and other entertainment, as well as basketball and horseshoe tournaments, a kids’ village and plenty of food.

Some of Asheville’s food trucks will be there (pink Taco, Gypsy Queen Cuisine and veggie love) and both The hop ice Cream Café and Macdaddy’s lemonade will have refreshments available for purchase.

And in a fun revival of the agriculture aspect of the fair, a Blue Ribbon contest will take place in which a panel will judge entries of produce or baked goods in categories such as ugliest vegetable or fruit, smallest vegetable or fruit, best cupcake, best in-season dish and best tomato pie. Seriously retro fun.

We also love this directive from the event website: “Check your gardens and get in those kitchens! Entries must be delivered and registered by 3 p.m. on the day of the fair. Winners in each category will win the coveted Blue Ribbon, a small prize and be listed in next year’s fair program.

Those entering the cooking categories should include their recipe, as winners will be highlighted in our upcoming cookbook.”

Visit burtonstreet.org for more information and the complete schedule of events, as well as the full list of Blue Ribbon categories.

The event is still in search of volunteers. Contact burtonstreetfair@ gmail.com if interested.

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The Hop is sponsoring the Autism Society’s annual Run/Walk for Autism taking place on Saturday, Sept. 24. This year, The Hop has a team in the event, and you can join it — the goal is to get 50 people to join Team Hop to raise at least $1,250 for the Autism Society.

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The Hop will have a booth at the event, where they’ll be scooping ice cream and handing out T-shirts. Even if you’re not planning to run, you can stop by for a visit. The 2011 WNC Run/Walk for Autism begins with a certified Diamond Brand Outdoor 5K competitive and non-competitive run at 9 a.m. at UNCA. Following the 5K race, there will be a recreational 1K Run/Walk and Kids’ Dash.

Online registration has already closed, but you can register in person on Friday, Sept. 23 from 11:30 a.m. until 6 p.m. at the Autism Society of N.C. office, located at 30 Garfield St., Suite F. Registration will be available on the day of the race at UNCA beginning at 7:30 a.m.

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by Mackensy Lunsford On Tuesday, Sept. 13, City Council approved the presence of food trucks in downtown Asheville, as long as they adhere to certain rules and regulations. (Read more about that in the news section this week.)

Since the trucks have to find and be permitted to park on private property, it still could be some time before we see them downtown (and even then, only 10 permits will be issued, and we likely won’t see all 10 downtown at the same time or in the same spot).

Until then, Xpress has gathered a list of food trucks, as well as the information to help you find the locations and times at which you are likely to find them — for now, social media and websites are the best resources to help you

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Victorious: Suzy Phillips pioneered the movement to get food trucks in downtown Asheville. On Sept. 13, Asheville City Council approved an amendment allowing her and others to pilot their mobile-food units into the Central Business District Photos by Jonathan Welch find their locations. Keep in mind that, due to unforeseen circumstances (like inclement weather or busted generators) and the fact that these restaurants are on wheels, details are subject to change. Also, if we missed a truck, let us know at mountainx.com.

Gypsy Queen Cuisine features creative Lebanese food prepared by Suzy Philips, aka the Gypsy Queen. Phillips supplements the local ingredients she sources with goods she imports from overseas — hard-to-find ingredients like sumac, a tart Middle Eastern spice. Among the dishes on her menu is the falafel that’s helped make Phillips locally famous, a fantastic kafta panini and chicken shawarma. Gypsy Queen Cuisine can now be found daily in various locations around Asheville. Check her new website (gypsyqueencuisine.com) for hours and locations.

The Pink Taco Truck is run by Marni Graves, a local architect who formerly lived in Arizona and Mexico. She says those regions have influenced her palate, which she describes as Southwestern with a Native American twist.

Graves makes Navajo-style tacos in edible fry-bread bowls that she fills with adobo chicken, green-chili pork, barbecued beef or vegetarian fillings, plus quesadillas, handmade tamales and breakfast tacos for the morning. For now, find the Pink Taco Truck several mornings a week at 143 Charlotte St. (from 7 a.m. until about 2 p.m.), some evenings at the Bywater and on weekends at The Paris of the South Flea Market. Always be sure to check the truck’s Facebook page, which is updated frequently and the best source for current information.

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The Lowdown Food Truck is operated by Nate Kelly and his wife Cynthia and probably boasts the best pimento cheese in town — which is saying a lot in a Southern city with culinary talent to spare. The barbecue sandwich with pickled okra and slaw is pretty amazing, too, and the local-blueberry iced tea is certifiably addictive. You can find the Lowdown (active on Twitter @thelowdowntruck) Monday through Saturday from 11 a.m. until 3 at the Citgo on Broadway, across from Hillside Street, until they find their downtown spot.

The Venezuelan Food Truck now camps out by The Get Down in West Asheville (1066 Haywood Road), having been booted from its Patton Avenue spot. Sheila and Genaro (aka Rino) Cassano serve a number of arepas and empanadas. And though they offer meaty fare like arepa burgers (beef patties

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fast food?: There’s no telling how long it will be until we actually see food trucks downtown; under the new ordinance, food trucks have to get permitted for a spot (no roaming or generators are allowed downtown). served on simple corn-dough buns for $4) and hot dogs, dishes can be made vegetarian. “We have the option for the burger, the hot dog and the empanada to be made with vegetarian meat,” says Sheila. Try the blueberry or the kiwipineapple shake, made with soy milk, for $3. Check their Facebook page for details, but (at least for now) the truck operates from 8 a.m. until 2 p.m., Thursday through Sunday.

Looking for some healthy vegan and gluten-free fare? You may like veggie love. The truck, Vidalia, just recently earned its wheels, so to speak, opening in a new spot at 347 Depot St. in the River Arts District, Sundays and Mondays from 10 a.m. until 7 p.m. Veggie Love can also be found at the Wednesday market at the French Broad Food Co-op in downtown Asheville. Check out the truck’s Facebook page or visit veggieloveasheville.com, which features a “find us” tab that leads to a page with an embedded location tool that shows where the truck is located when it’s open for business.

Looking for a drive-up caffeine fix? Check the ursa Minor Coffee truck, located in a parking lot on Swannanoa River Road, between Asheville Bolt and Screw and Mountain Steel. Ursa Minor serves coffee from Black Mountain’s Dynamite Roasting, pastries from West End Bakery in West Asheville and smoothies, bulk coffee and teas. Visit Ursa Minor at 216 Swannanoa Road Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. through 3 p.m. For more information, visit the Ursa Minor Coffee Facebook page.

Though food trucks have rolled onto the scene only recently, Jerry Kozel has owned and operated his since 2007. Katya Castillo operates one of his trucks in the parking lot of the Home Depot on Fairview Road in Oakley. An egg sandwich — we’re talking local eggs, including eggs that Castillo harvests from her own chickens — costs only $2.99 (with bacon, sausage or ham). The coffee is organic, and made by the cup. Espresso drinks and fresh-made lemonade and other juices are also available. Burgers and cheesesteaks are made with all-natural Hickory Nut Gap meats. We highly recommend you check this truck out the next time you’re shopping for roofing nails or potting soil. It’s open on weekdays from 7 a.m. until 3 p.m.

The eatbox food truck, run by Meg Alt and Molly Clark, mostly serves meatballs, but also has a rotating menu which includes gourmet burgers and specials based on ingredients obtained from local farms. Meat is sourced from Hickory Nut Gap Farm whenever possible. The truck works the festival circuit quite a bit, but has been showing up frequently at The Get Down at 1066 Haywood Road in West Asheville. Visit their Facebook page for more information. X Send your food news to food@mountainx.com

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New malt house and other brew tidbits Riverbend Malt House now malting grains for beer Brent Manning and Brian Simpson want to take drinking local to a whole other level with their new malt house in West Asheville.

Think about it. You may support local breweries by quaffing their beers, but some ingredients — i.e., the malts, typically are grown and processed 3,000 miles away, then shipped here.

Manning and Simpson are striving to change that with the Riverbend Malt House.

The business partners met in Wilmington where they both worked as environmental consultants. Almost two years ago, they set out to ascertain why none of the barley grown in North Carolina is used to make North Carolina beer.

Until now, most of that grain goes to feed livestock.

Now farmers Buddy and Chris Hoffner of Salisbury, N.C., are growing barley and one type of wheat for Riverbend. Manning and Simpson received their first 40 tons of Hoffner barley last week, and after months of permit wrangling, they’re now malting grain in West Asheville.

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Malt is one of the primary ingredients in beer.

It’s basically a grain, typically barley, wheat or rye, that’s been germinated then dried in a kiln (it isn’t the same as hops — that’s a different plant entirely). The process of malting develops the enzymes necessary to turn the grain’s starches into sugars. Malted grains are used to make beer, whiskey, malt vinegar and the malted milk balls that most of us only eat in movie theaters.

Riverbend will produce malts for brewing, though Manning notes that they could create distilling malt if folks want them to do so.

While the business’ start-up pile of 40 tons of barley may seem like a lot, Manning put it into perspective for me. Each ton of malted grain typically supplies one run of beer through a 30-barrel brewing system. Highland Brewing Company uses 6 to 8 tons of grain weekly, he says.

Thus, Riverbend is starting small for a lot of reasons (they call themselves a micro-malt house), but primarily because the owners want to produce the best malt possible before they wholesale it.

Manning notes that lots of regional brewers (and one in Florida) have expressed interest in buying their malt, but the Riverbend guys haven’t been ready to commit yet. They’re still running test batches and using those to make home brews. And those brews are getting rave reviews — the Riverbend Appalachian Pale Ale

was chosen as a winner at the Just Brew It Home Brew Festival in Asheville last spring. The beer was produced using 85 percent locally grown and malted barley and hops, including hops grown at Echoview Farms in Weaverville. Green Man Brewing will brew up a batch of this beer later this year.

But Manning and Simpson aren’t brewing at Riverbend — they’re malting. And they believe they’re the only malt house in the Southeast — and one of only a handful on the East Coast.

In most large malt-production businesses (located primarily in the western U.S., Canada and the U.K.), the process is mostly automated.

But Manning and Simpson are using the traditional 250-year-old Scottish method of floor malting.

The Maltsters share a large warehouse with a few other businesses on Brevard Road. The space works because they can germinate the grains in what formerly was the banana-storage room of a produce distribution business. As such, it contains floor drains and is climate-controlled — both necessary for grain germination.

Here’s how the seven-day malting process goes. Once the grain has gone through a few wet/dry steep cycles in holding tanks to jumpstart germination, it’s spread on the clean concrete floor of the banana room. Then the grains must be raked apart so they don’t grow together

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Congrats to the Thirsty Monk, whose nano-brewery is licensed and up and running. Every Thursday, brewer Norm Penn will release a new beer at the Monk Pub South location. The first two beers, an American Blonde and a Hefeweizen, were released last week. Coming up are another Hefe, a Weizenbock and an IPA. For now, the beers will only be available at the South locale.

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With just a few more pieces of equipment, brewer Gordon Kear should be able to start producing. I can’t wait to taste Beer City’s newest brews. into an unusable mat. The hand-raking (floor malting) must take place about every four hours for three days — until the grains are ready for the kiln. Steebo Design made the rake that the Riverbend guys use.

“We’ll practically be sleeping on our grain.

We’ll treat every batch like a baby,” Manning notes.

Next, the grains go into the kiln for drying and roasting. Manning and Simpson built their kiln from insulated panels that once lined the walls of a Winn Dixie butcher shop. Different grains take different times and temperatures to develop, but kilning typically takes 30 to 36 hours. Then the malt runs through a de-bearder to remove the roots and polish them (methinks Asheville’s male population could use a de-bearder every once in a while). Finally, the grains are cleaned (again) in a seed cleaner and bagged in 50-pound or 1-ton bags.

Manning and Simpson plan to produce distinctive-flavored malts that will be identifiable to the region in which the grains are grown.

“A malt house is kind of like a winery,” Simpson says. “Grapes from each winery are distinct to those soils. It’s the same with grains.

Different soils and climates produce different flavors.”

The circle of farmer, malter and brewer can now be contained within a few hundred miles (in addition to Salisbury, Manning has sourced rye from a farm in Polk County and a hard red wheat from Eastern N.C.). In just a few weeks, Riverbend Malt House should be selling their regionally grown sustainable boutique malts to folks who will use it to brew beers. Then you and I can drink it. X Send your beer news to brewgasmavl@gmail.com.

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The lights go dark. Your breath quickens. When the curtain rises, what will you see? What will it look like; how will it sound? What will you experience, and how will it affect you after you leave?

“We are excited to begin our first season. We have four musical theater productions this year (two in fall and two in spring). The Altamont is unique in that we produce the shows as well as present them in an intimate space.

The building is alive with all of this energy.” — Lynne Caldwell, director of marketing

Live performance instills a particular feeling in a human being, whether it’s a play, a symphony or a recital. Here, we look at what’s in store from most of the major companies in WNC, so you can get ready. We encourage readers to check dates and info, as some details were still being finalized. And if we missed anyone, please add your information to mountainx.com. Enjoy the show!

The Altamont Theatre Company myaltamont.com/theatre-company. html / 274-8070 Located in a newly restored (and soon-to-be LEED certified) building downtown, this new company works with nationally renowned directors who are between projects in larger metropolitan cities. The Altamont does some of its casting in one such metropolitan area, New York City, coupled

Sept. 13-25 Pete ‘n’ Keely (musical comedy) Nov. 2-13 Songs for a New World (musical) Spring 2012, TBD Romance/Romance (two one-act musicals) Spring 2012, TBD Five Guys Named Moe (musical)

Asheville Ballet ashevilleballet.com / 258-1028 Since 1963, Asheville Ballet has entertained audiences with professional dance performances ranging from classical to contemporary. “[I am most excited about] the balance between purely classical and contemporary dance, and between out-

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guys and dolls at asheville community theatre reach educational dance like Winnie The Pooh and more formal work like Moonshine.” — Ann Dunn, artistic director Sept. 30 and Oct. 1 Pooh/Moonshine (combination of children’s and abstract ballet)

Oct. 23 National Acrobats of the People’s Republic of China Nov. 12 Joshua Bell (internationally known violinist) Jan. 29, 2012 Soweto Gospel Choir (vocal performance)

May 18-19 Sleeping Beauty

March 9, 2012 The Moscow Festival Ballet in Giselle (classic ballet)

Asheville Bravo! Concerts

Asheville Choral Society

ashevillebravoconcerts.org / 225-5887

ashevillechoralsociety.org / 232-2060

In celebration of 80 years of worldclass entertainment, Asheville Bravo!

Concerts presents the most diverse and inspired programming in its history, bringing internationally acclaimed performers to Western North Carolina audiences.

Beginning its 35th season, the Asheville Choral Society is ”picking up the tempo” with a newly hired Music Director.

Dec. 10-12 The Nutcracker

“Asheville Bravo Concerts is the area’s oldest arts not-for-profit, and our goal is to bring this community cross-cultural musical and theatrical experiences by presenting premier performing artists and to bring the arts into the schools and community organizations of Asheville.” — Tracey JohnstonCrum, executive director

“Great music awaits, both for the singer/player and certainly for the audience. You are in for a treat when you come to hear the Asheville Choral Society — one of the region’s premiere choral programs.” — Melodie G. Galloway, music director Dec. 2-3 Winterfest: Songs for the Season (Holiday concert) March 10-11, 2012 Stars and Moon: Themes of Light and Darkness (Investigations of love and

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rennie harris puremovement at diana wortham theatre loss in song) May 18-19, 2012 Rytmus: Exploring Rhythm in the Art of Composition (Exploration of rhythm in both traditional and contemporary forms)

Putnam County Spelling Bee (musical comedy for mature audiences) Aug. 10-26, 2012 The Odd Couple (buddy comedy)

Asheville Community Theatre

Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre

ashevilletheatre.org / 254-1320

acdt.org / 254-2621

The current season, ACT’s 66th, offers mainstage performances, a black-box series and five staged readings in the Reader’s Theatre Showcase.

WNC’s first professional modern dance company performs up to 80 times a year in Asheville, the Southeast and abroad. The company’s diverse repertory reflects both traditional and experimental forms of modern dance.

“We picked a season that we hoped would excite our audience members and, at the same time, provide many and varied opportunities for those who want to appear on stage. From the ultimate buddy comedy to a couple of big, spectacular musicals to a classic American drama — we think we’re offering a lot to like this coming season.”- Susan Harper, managing director Sept. 23-Oct. 9 Guys and Dolls (‘50s musical) Nov. 18-Dec. 4 Dashing Through the Snow (Christmas comedy) Dec. 15-18 The Santaland Diaries (David Sedaris’ Christmas classic) Feb. 17-March 4, 2012 Chicago (steamy musical for mature audiences) April 20-May 6, 2012 To Kill a Mockingbird (dramatic interpretation of the novel) June 1-17, 2012 The 25th Annual

“The Birds of War is all about collaboration and bouncing off of each others’ ideas and concepts. We will premier it in Mexico and then in the USA and hopefully take it to France. The most challenging part of our season is the international work we do. It is a challenge we look forward to every year.”

— Susan Collard, artistic director Dec. 2-3 The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (“not your mama’s Nutcracker”) Jan. 27-29, 2012 Asheville Fringe Arts Festival (all performance genres)

Mexico) May 18-20, 25-27, 2012 Sleeping Beauty (interpretation of the classic fairy tale)

Asheville Lyric Opera ashevillelyric.org / 236-0670 A professional opera company, Asheville Lyric Opera is entering its 13th season.

“Opera is an accessible form of theater. The language, if foreign, is translated on a screen above the stage.

Regardless, its themes are universal in examining the human condition and its rich palate of emotions.” — Kristen Hedberg, associate artistic director Oct. 7-8 Madame Butterfly (Italian opera by Puccini) Nov. 18 The Asheville Christmas Show Feb. 17 -18, 2012 Così fan Tutte (comic opera by Mozart) April 20-22, 2012 The Sound of Music (family favorite) June 9, 2012 Taste of Opera (special event combining food, wine and music)

March 23-25, 2012 Men’s Dance Festival

Asheville Playback Theatre

March 29-31, April 1, 2012 Butoh Festival

ashevilleplayback.org / 274-8315

April 26-27, 2012 Birds of War (collaborative dance projects with the state dance company of the Yucatan,

Opening its 17th season of story-based improvisation, Asheville Playback Theatre practices an international form of improv that invites audience

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members to volunteer a moment or experience from their lives. Actors then “play it back,” spontaneously and with the goal of honoring that person’s story.

April 14, 2012 Stravinsky: The Soldier’s Tale with Attack Theatre, dancers and actors, Mozart: Symphony No. 41 “Jupiter”

“Playback actors become used to flying without a net. Without a script, without any opportunity to plan how to convey the material, they rely on deeply listening to the tellers, trusting their creative instincts, and working closely with their fellow actors. It is the ultimate ensemble challenge.”

— Deborah Scott, artistic director

May 12, 2012 Schumann: Symphony No. 1 “Spring,” Mendelssohn: Concerto for Violin and Piano, Respighi: Pines of Rome

Performances: Sept. 16, Oct. 14, Nov. 18, Jan. 6-8 (the public is invited to a free open rehearsal every third Saturday from September through May)

Asheville Symphony Orchestra ashevillesymphony.org / 254-7046 Now in its 51st season, the Symphony features a fully professional orchestra of more than 80 members.

“We want you along for the whole adventure, and we commit ourselves to creating musical experiences that we hope will inspire you, challenge you and perhaps bring some smiles and tears. Our collaboration with Attack Theatre will be the most groundbreaking for us. In March, we’re mounting a completely new production of Igor Stravinsky’s The Soldier’s Tale in which our musicians will accompany a brilliant group of actor/dancers who will bring this brilliant World War I piece to life. The piece is captivating with its mix of historical styles and Stravinsky’s own inimitable, spiky, syncopated style, and I know that Attack Theatre will bring a special element to the piece that will be unique to Asheville.” — Daniel Meyer, music director/conductor Sept. 17 Adams, “Lollapalooza,” Ravel: “Piano Concerto in G,” Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 5 Oct. 15 Dukas, “Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” Prokofiev, Violin Concerto No. 2, Debussy: Prélude à “L’après-midi d’un faune,” Britten: “Variations and a Fugue on a Theme of Purcell” Nov. 19 Mahler: Symphony No. 2 “Resurrection” Dec. 18 Holiday Pops Feb. 11, 2012 Beethoven: Symphony No. 6 “Pastorale” (with photos from Asheville Art Museum Collection), Liszt: Piano Concerto No. 1, Wagner: Prelude and Liebestod from Tristan and Isolde March 17, 2012 Rossini: La Scala di Seta Overture, Glazunov: Concerto for Alto Saxophone, Piazzolla: Oblivion, Brahms: Symphony No. 1

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Brevard College Theatre brevard.edu The Department of Theatre Studies presents a selection of plays and musicals, with the primary goal of providing a diverse education for students as well as entertainment for audiences.

“What do our students do with their education after they graduate? The sky is the limit. Our graduates work in a variety of fields. Some go on to graduate programs in theater or onto the professional stage. Others use their theater training to excel in fields such as marketing, law and psychology.” — Dr. Kelly Carolyn Gordon, Coordinator of Theatre Studies Oct. 20-23 The Taming of the Shrew (Shakespearean comedy) Feb. 23-26, 2012 The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (musical comedy) April 26-29 Endgame (Samuel Beckett, ladies and gentlemen)

Brevard Little Theatre brevardlittletheatre.com / 884-2587 This community theater company, located in Transylvania County, is currently in its 61st consecutive season.

Oct. 7-9, Oct. 14-16 Love Letter (drama) Dec. 8-11 The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (seasonal comedy)

Flat Rock Playhouse flatrockplayhouse.org / 693-0731 Celebrating its 60th Anniversary Season as the State Theatre of North Carolina, Flat Rock Playhouse now showcases performances in two locations: its 500-seat main stage, and the 250-seat Playhouse Downtown that opened this year. The theater has branched with musical evenings as well.

“I feel like, for the first time in our history, we have programming that truly appeals to all ages and tastes. The version of The Buddy Holly Story that we are doing at Flat Rock Playhouse is completely unique and involves some of the most talented perform-

ers and musicians in the country. ...

Our version of The Buddy Holly Story incorporates both live action and prerecorded scenes. The trick is, there is no line between the pre-recorded moments and the live moments. The characters talk to other characters on the screen as if the screen is simply an extension of the stage. That requires a tremendous amount of planning and rehearsal to make it feel like characters can seamlessly walk off of the stage and onto the screen and viceversa. — Vincent Marini, producing artistic director Through Oct. 2, downtown Shear Madness (Improvisational armchair-detective comedy) Sept.14-25, main stage Capitol Steps (non-partisan political satire group) Sept. 25-Oct. 4, second stage The British Invasion: The Beatles, The Stones, The Who and Many More (Music on the Rock series) Oct. 5-30, main stage Buddy — The Buddy Holly Story (rock ’n’ roll musical) Oct. 16-Nov.1, second stage Kings of Country (Music on the Rock series) Nov. 3-20, downtown Doubt (drama) Nov. 10-20, main stage Walt Disney’s Peter Pan Jr. (musical adaptation of the classic film) Nov. 30-Dec. 22, main stage Plaid Tidings (musical revue) Dec. 11-19, second stage A Flat Rock Family Christmas (Music on the Rock series) March 28-April 22, 2012, main stage Something Wonderful: The Music of Rodgers and Hammerstein April 18-May 6, 2012, downtown Say Goodnight, Gracie (uplifting comedy) May 3-May 20, 2012, main stage Your Show of Shows (revisiting 1950s comedy skits from the TV series) May 16-June 10, 2012, downtown Nunsense (musical comedy)

and mental illness) July 25-Aug. 23, 2012, main stage Guys and Dolls (1950s musical) Aug. 16-Sept. 9, 2012, downtown The Marvelous Wonderettes (musical comedy) Aug. 23-Sept.9, 2012, main stage Noises Off (comedy) Sept. 13-Sept. 23, 2012, main stage Almost Maine (comedy about love) Oct. 3-28, 2012, main stage Zelda: An American Love Story (musical)

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October 10-31, 2012, downtown The Rocky Horror Show (deliberately kitschy, rock ‘n’ roll cult classic) Nov. 1-18, 2012, main stage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (Southern drama) Nov. 24-Dec. 22, 2012, main stage The Nutcracker

Haywood Arts Regional Theatre harttheater.com / 456-6322 Founded in 1985, HART produces a year-round schedule of plays and musicals. Main stage performances are in the James Auditorium, a 255seat traditional proscenium space that operates April through November.

In the winter, productions shift to the 75-seat Feichter Theatre, which hosts more experimental work.

“HART will take a step towards becoming one of the regions semi-professional theaters beginning in 2012. Until now, HART has been a volunteer-based community theater, which has on occasion brought in professional for specialty roles. The theater will continue to offer volunteer opportunities to actors new to the stage performing in choruses or smaller roles.” — Steven Lloyd, executive director Sept. 30, Oct. 1-2, 6-8, 13-16 The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (musical comedy for mature audiences) Nov. 11-20 Ah, Wilderness! (comedy) weekends

May 30-June 24, 2012, main stage Gypsy (musical)

April 27-29, May 4-6, 2012 Look Homeward, Angel (dramatic adaptation of Thomas Wolfe’s book)

June 20-July 8, 2012, downtown RED (emotional drama about artist Mark Rothko)

May 25-27, June 1-3, 8-10, 2012 The Marvelous Wonderettes (musical set in the ‘50s)

June 28-July 15, 2012, main stage The Fox On The Fairway (comedy about golf)

July 7-9, 12-15, 19-22, 27-29, 2012 La Cage Aux Folles (musical farce)

July 18-Aug. 5, 2012, downtown Proof (drama about mathematics

Aug. 17-19, 23-26, 2012 Lost in Yonkers (comedy)

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Jan. 21, 2012 Susan Werner & David Wilcox (music series, singer/songwriter) Jan. 28, 2012 Public Radio International’s Selected Shorts (classic and new short fiction read aloud) Feb. 3, 2012 The Importance of Being Earnest by Aquila Theatre Company (wry comedy) Feb. 4, 2012 Macbeth by Aquila Theatre Company (Shakespearean tragedy) Feb. 10, 2012 Solas (music series, Celtic) Feb. 23 & 24, 2012 Rennie Harris Puremovement (dance series, hip-hop) March 3, 2012 Christopher O’Riley (pianist) March 9, 2012 Danny Ellis: 800 Voices (Irish-born and now-Asheville resident shares songs and narratives) March 10, 2012 Danny Ellis: An Irishman in America (musical performance of new songs blending indie folk with Irish roots) March 13-14, 2012 Diavolo Dance Theater March 22, 2012 Sagapool (music series, blend of gypsy and klezmer) March 24, 2012 Lúnasa (music series, Celtic)

angels in america at n.C. stage Oct. 5-7, 12-14, 19-21, 2012 Light in the Piazza (1950s Musical romance) Nov. 9-11, 16-18, 2012 August: Osage County (dark comedy)

have not been able to sustain a local symphony for very long, so it’s really quite amazing and noteworthy.” — Bill Humleker, HSO’s 40th anniversary chair

Hendersonville Little Theatre

Oct. 9 Ferocious Fiddling Lara St. John performs Concerto No. 1 by Dmitri Shostakovich

hendersonvillelittletheater.org / 692-1082

Dec. 9 and 10 A Carolina Christmas (sacred and seasonal holiday favorites with guests, Hendersonville Children’s Choir)

Founded in 1966, this community theater group offers five shows each year, from March to November. This year, the theater is working on renovations to a new facility in downtown Hendersonville, on Washington Street.

Sept. 22-25 The Music Man (musical)

March 10 Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9 April 21 Romantic Rhapsodies

Nov. 11-27 The Diary of Anne Frank (dramatic adaptation of the book)

June 2 40th Anniversary Celebration Concert (greatest hits, surprise guests and more)

Hendersonville Symphony Orchestra

Mainstage at Diana Wortham Theatre

hendersonvillesymphony.org / 697-5884

dwtheatre.com / 257-4530

Celebrating its 40th anniversary, HSO is committed to both live performances and music education for youth and adults

In addition to the performances that audiences have come to look forward to, this year the Diana Wortham Theatre adds a comedy series called Laugh Out Loud (yes, the acronym is LOL).

“We are most excited that a town of this size is able to support a 60-70 piece orchestra of talented musicians for 40 years ... Many larger cities

“[Being asked what you are most excited about] is kind of like being

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asked to name your favorite child, but here goes. Comedy has become more popular and we’re delighted to offer our twist with the new LOL Series …These shows are one a month this fall starting in September.” — John W. Ellis, managing director Sept. 24 Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company (LOL Series: Improv and sketch comedy) Oct. 15 Doc Watson & David Holt (Appalachian blend of bluegrass, country, gospel and blues) Oct. 27 Shakespeare on Trial (LOL Series, spoof comedy) Nov. 11 Julie Fowlis: Music of the Scottish Isles (music series, folk ensemble) Nov. 12 The Adam Growe Comedy & Quiz Show (LOL Series, stand-up comedy and quiz show) Nov. 16-17 The Rivalry (political drama) Dec. 18 A Swannanoa Solstice (special performance of seasonal reflection) Jan. 19, 2012 DePue Brothers Band (music series, four violinist brothers and friends play progressive bluegrass)

March 30 & 31, 2012 Keigwin + Company (dance series, blending contemporary dance and cabaret flare) April 28, 2012 An Evening with Linda Lavin & Friends (variety show) May 11, 2012 Téada (music series, Celtic) May 24, 2012 The Teetotallers featuring John Doyle, Martin Hayes, and Kevin Crawford (music series, Celtic)

Mars Hill College Theatre mhc.edu/theatre/performance-schedule / 689-1239 Widely known for its professional summer theater, Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre, the Mars Hill College Theatre program trains its students in the classroom and on stage.

“In the musical Jekyll and Hyde, the lead character is being played by two actors, one Jekyll and the other Hyde, the confrontation and the transformation are not to be missed.” — Bill Gregg, chair of Theatre Arts, producing artistic director Oct. 5, 7-9 Jekyll and Hyde: The Musical (musical adaptation of the Stevenson novella)

Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 3, 4 The Rainmaker (drama) Feb. 23-26, 2012 Scapino (comedic farce) April 12-15, 2012 I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change (musical comedy) April 27-29, 2012 Student-diected one acts

we’re worth nights.’ See the show, then pay what you think we’re worth!”

— John Russell, managing director Oct. 13-Oct. 23 Romeo and Juliet Dec. 8-Dec. 18 A Christmas Carol (new take on Charles Dickens’ infamous ghost story) April 12-29 Tartuffe, by Molière,

The Magnetic Field

May 10-27 Complete Works of William. Shakespeare (abridged)

themagneticfield.com / 257-4003

Also coming to the outdoor stage in 2012:

Located in the River Arts District, The Magnetic Field is a cafe, bar and performance house. Presenting all original works, the variety of shows ranges from theater to music to stand-up comedy to dance, and many more.

“The Magnetic Theatre is profoundly grateful to Xpress readers for their support of our daring venture, a theatre devoted exclusively to original works.

It takes a brave audience to risk an evening on the new and unknown.

Happily, the Asheville audience is a perfect match for the fulfillment of our dreams.” — Chall Gray, owner, producer Sept. 17 through Oct. 8 Shangri-La (original comedy) October Brief Encounters: New Magnetic Voices 2011 (evening of one-acts with new-to-the-Field-stage playwrights and directors) October Rock Saber (crazed, late-night show about world’s most epic metal band) December The 28th Annual Bernstein Family Christmas Spectacular: Christmas in Space, in 3D (comedy) Among other things, in 2012 the Magnetic Field will be presenting a new version of Frankenstein, by Steven Samuels, new plays by John Crutchfield and Lucia Del Vecchio, puppetry slams, storytelling events and the return of The New Orleans Bingo! Show.

Montford Park Players montfordparkplayers.org / 254-5146 These Shakespearian performers, known for their summer theater in the park, have performances in the colder months at the Asheville Masonic Temple.

“As we continue our 39th season, the Montford Park Players remains true to its mission of presenting top-quality, affordable theater. Our summer productions are free, and during our winter production season, we’ve set aside Thursday performances as ‘pay what

The Merry Wives of Windsor Richard II Much Ado About Nothing

N.C. Stage ncstage.org / 239-0263 N.C. Stage is celebrating its 10th Anniversary season this year with an exciting lineup across mainstage performances, the Catalyst Series and The (For) Play Series.

“For nine seasons, N.C. Stage has consistently created some incredibly memorable theater. People say it’s like being a fly on the wall when they come here and that it doesn’t feel like they’re watching a play, but that they’re watching a relationship between the characters unfold before their eyes.” — Charlie Flynn-McIver, artistic director Through Sept. 25 Hedwig and the Angry Inch (glam-rock musical theater) Sept. 30-Oct. 2 Bard-a-thon 2011 (48-hour festival of Shakespeare) Oct. 13-Nov. 13 Angels in America, Parts 1 and 2, running in repertory (drama) Nov.16-27 Live From WVL Radio Theatre: It’s a Wonderful Life adapted

by W.V.R. Repoley (drama) Feb. 15-March 18, 2012 Love Child (comedy) March 28-April 22, 2012 Circle Mirror Transformation (bittersweet comedy) May 9-June 10, 2012 In the Next Room (or The Vibrator Play) (sex comedy)

At the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium http://avl.mx/5c Nov. 5 Anthony Bourdain (chef, author and television personality) Nov. 23,25-27 Disney on Ice Dec. 19 Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian Nutcracker

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Parkway Playhouse parkwayplayhouse.com / 682-4285

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Currently focusing on original works

by N.C. and regionally based playwrights, Parkway Playhouse has spent the past 65 years performing theater in Yancey County.

“We create most of our own shows.

Many of them are written for Parkway by area writers and tell stories that directly connect us to our heritage as well as to the current moment. I love the fact that in 2011 we showcased the work of seven N.C. writers. In 2012 we are doing four plays from N.C. area writers, and there are not any other theaters that I know of in a rural area that have this kind of commitment to original work.” — Andrew Gall, producing artistic director Sept. 30-Oct. 8 Dracula Dec. 8-10 Beautiful Star: An Appalachian Nativity (a down home holiday musical) May 4-12, 2012 (tentative) Outlander

THANKS, KELLY AARON, FOR KEEPING ALL OF THESE ROWDY BOYS IN LINE.

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May 26-June 9, 2012 Elvis Has Left the Building (comedy) June 23-July 7, 2012 Big River: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (adventure drama) July 21-August 4, 2012 Annie Get Your Gun (musical) August 17-25, 2012 Romeo & Juliet

ing audiences more time to immerse themselves in the ‘Gorey’ world she creates.” — Heather Maloy, artistic director June 28-30, 2012 The Many Deaths of Edward Gorey (narrative driven contemporary ballet)

UNC Asheville Theatre drama.unca.edu/theatre-unca / 232-2291 The drama program at UNCA is focusing this season’s production and many of their outreach activities, to “creating stronger community connections” with the campus and with the Asheville area.

“We are partnering with the Asheville Performing Arts Academy, providing the Carol Belk Theatre and technical support for their production of Pippin.

Our advanced student directors will also produce six short plays in late November and December, and they are encouraged to consider “found spaces” in our community where their plays would be performed. We also have students participating in internships with Altamont Theatre, N.C. Stage and ACT.” — Laura Bond, Drama Department chair Oct. 20-23, 27-29 Our Town (drama) March 22-25, 29-31 Molière’s Tartuffe (Classic French comedy)

Sept. 8-22, 2012 Every Season (drama)

Warren Wilson Theatre

Dec. 2012 A Christmas Carol (holiday musical)

warren-wilson.edu / 771-3040

Terpsicorps terpsicorps.org / 252-6342 Since 2003, Terpsicorps has been bringing in principle dancers from companies around the country for its summer performances. Most other dance companies lay off their dancers in the summertime when theater going tends to taper off. This has given Terpsicorps the opportunity to hire first-rate principal dancers for a short period of time during Asheville’s most vibrant season.

“The dancer playing Edward Gorey [in The Many Deaths of Edward Gorey] creates each vignette and marvels at each character’s bizarre death, until he meets his own simple ending surrounded by his favorite characters.

There will be additional music composed by the original artists: Nathan Koci, Evan Bivins and Bill Carson, giving choreographer Heather Maloy a chance to create a more in depth look at the scope of his work and allow-

The Warren Wilson Theatre program provides a distinctive education by adhering to the college’s learning motto and requiring work and service components in order to complete one’s education.

“We’ve decided to kick back and have fun this season — dark times call for loud laughter! Oddly enough, doing a season of light rather than dark shows, and popular ones at that, is a bit out of our comfort zone. We’re often more comfortable with unique approaches to classics or lesser-known, experimental work, usually on the dark side. So, doing a much-loved and much-seen show like Little Shop and still wowing the audience is a challenge in itself.”

— Graham Paul, co-chair, Department of Theatre Nov. 17-20 On the Verge (comedy) Feb. 9-12 The 39 Steps (farce adaptation of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic thriller) April 19-22 The Little Shop of Horrors (rock musical)

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— Thomas Salzman, director, School of Stage and Screen Oct. 5-8 I Hate Hamlet (dramatic comedy)

Placing a strong emphasis on narrative, the School of Stage and Screen prepares students to work in the art, craft and business of film and theatre by taking an interdisciplinary approach and engaging students in collaboration with musicians, designers and graphic artists.

Nov. 10-13 Sweeney Todd (musical thriller)

“Challenges for us will be, No. 1, controlling the blood splatter in Sweeney Todd. As you know there is a lot of throat cutting in the show.

No. 2, preventing crashes with the Vespas as they are riding on stage during the Taming of the Shrew.

During this modern telling of the story the characters arrive into the city on Vespas instead of horses.”

March 22 – 25, 2012 Taming of the Shrew (modernized telling of Shakespeare’s comedy)

January 24, 2012 Dracula, a Live Radio Drama February 4-5, 2012 Music Is (musical adaptation of Shakespere’s Twelfh Night)

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Not even a broken wing can stop the Lazybirds Longtime regional favorite brings vintage sound to Mo Daddy’s

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“After playing together for 15 years, we’re basically brothers,” says Lazybirds bass player Mitch Johnston. And when you hear those brothers harmonize, the emotional connection between them is audible. It takes a band with this much heart to bring life to the music of America’s past.

Since the beginning, the Lazybirds have garnered critical acclaim. Roots music luminary Doc Watson said of the band, “If you want some good music, have these boys come out and play for you.

I guarantee you will enjoy what they do.” With its vintage sound, the Lazybirds have helped revive the popularity of ‘20s and ‘30s styles of music now

info who:

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where:

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Friday, Sept. 23 (9 p.m. $5. modaddysbar.com)

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What they want to do most: Hard work and loyal fans and great music hasn’t translated into big bucks for the Lazybirds, but the band remains a tirelessly touring and influential Americana outfit. Photo by Jen Fox played by Asheville groups such as Woody Pines and Blind Boy Chocolate & the Milk Sheiks.

Even with these accolades, Johnston admits, “We still strive for bigger and better things in our music career.”

It’s the story of many talented groups. Hard work plus loyal fans plus great music sounds like an equation for financial success, but it doesn’t always work that way. The result for many? The music fades as “day jobs” and kids and life grow in their demands. But that’s not the Lazybirds’ story. Fifteen years and counting, now juggling jobs and families, the musicians are just as committed as when they started.

How does a band weather the challenges and disappointments of the music business, and still maintain its dream? A passion for the music, faithful fans and the bond they have with each other have built the Lazybirds’ success.

Johnston, Jay Brown (guitar, harmonica) and James Browne (drums) founded the band with tenor guitar/tenor banjo/mandolin player Andy Christopher in Boone. The group bonded over a love of the earliest recorded American music, perfecting versions of country blues, ragtime and swing classics. The quartet quickly started making a buzz in the blossoming Boone music scene, which included such bands as The Blue Rags and Snake Oil Medicine Show.

The Lazybirds also influenced another (then unknown) Boone band — the rising stars Old Crow Medicine Show. “From our earliest days bumming around Boone, the Old Crow boys knew it was the Lazybirds who were the best musicians on the scene,” says Old Crow Medicine Show fiddler Ketch Secor. “It was the Lazybirds who welcomed us in and got us our first gigs in

the High Country, and who taught us dozens of songs, and how to play them with finesse. Because if Old Crow was down home, Lazybirds were uptown.”

In 2009, tragedy stuck. Christopher became ill with a mysterious heart condition. “When Andy got sick, we were devastated. I didn’t see how I could continue playing with the band. I told Jay and Jamie I’d play the shows that were on the books, but that was it,” said Johnston. “But the next time we played together, even without Andy, I knew I couldn’t stop. Though we still miss Andy every time we play.” The Lazybirds eventually added virtuoso fiddler Alfred Michels to the lineup, and continue to tour.

The latest release, Broken Wing, is dedicated to Christopher, who continues to struggle with his illness. The title track is an original penned by Brown. The song’s heart-wrenching lyrics speak of the hardship of playing without Christopher.

“There ain’t no way to play some of these songs, if you ain’t here to sing, but I guess we’ll keep tryin’, at the least we’ll be flyin’, like a bird with a broken wing.”

The Lazybirds are still flying, despite the setbacks they have encountered along the road.

They’ve already started work on their next record.

Appearances at Merle Fest, LEAF, Bristol Rhythm & Roots and Music on the Mountaintop evidence the respect they have garnered in the Americana scene.

When it comes down to it, Johnston says, “Playing music together is what we all want to do most.” X Ami Worthen can be contacted at amiwhoa@gmail. com.

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by Jordan Lawrence A couple of weeks ago, during Raleigh’s second annual Hopscotch Music Festival, guests were treated to a rare performance. Famed avant-garde composer Rhys Chatham was recreating his 1978 masterwork Guitar Trio. Building up E chords with a small army of guitarists — 10, to be exact — Chatham’s ensemble filled the room with dense, mind-warping sound, an endless build of escalating momentum. Among the guitarists was Jenks Miller, who, unlike his peers, got into the performance in a very physical way. He banged his head and contorted his body with closed-eyed determination.

That depth of feeling is what makes Horseback, the Chapel Hill-based experimental metal and noise project Miller has operated since 2006, resonate. It’s also the only immediately noticeable thread connecting his stunningly diverse output. In this calendar year alone, he’s put out three records that could easily be mistaken for the work of three different bands. His Forbidden Planet cassette pairs scathing, sci-fi noise with a terrifyingly effected snarl to create a brutal, but colorful psychedelic space oddity. On a 10-inch split with aggressive noise act Voltigeurs he distorts flower-power psych-rock a la “In-AGadda-Da-Vida” with punishing metal distortion. The result is an insistently dark soup of influences that’s made all the more catchy by its disturbing sonic palate. The new reissue LP The Gorgon Tongue pairs Forbidden Planet with Miller’s debut Impale Golden Horn, which finds him creating great swells of warm distortion that resound with the fleeting beauty of a sunset.

In each iteration, Miller uses a different set of tools, but his goal is ever the same. He’s fascinated by the way combinations of unlikely sound can illicit powerful emotional responses.

Each time he records, his focus is to find new ways to reach this effect.

“I think what’s important for me is to have artistic and creative freedom,” he says. “I don’t necessarily feel like I need to show any particular side or any variety of sides. I just want the freedom to do it. The writing and recording process for me is really organic in that when I sit down to do it, the first idea that pops into my head is the idea I invest energy in. If I don’t have creative freedom then I’m trying to create

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Big, buzzing bass lines: Horseback guitarist Jenks Miller sees the band’s music as an intersection between black and doom metal, noise and avant-garde composition. a particular thing, and it’s not as interesting a creative process.”

Miller currently tours with a mostly metal four-piece; their set is culled largely from his mostly metal 2009 LP The Invisible Mountain.

Re-released by venerable metal imprint Relapse last year, Mountain is his most successful LP to date, leading many to judge Horseback merely as a metal project. He sees his music as an intersection between black and doom metal, noise and avant-garde composition, including freely improvised jazz, and blues and folk. It takes time to allow the record to reveal itself, but Mountain is Miller’s best expression yet of that fusion. The big, buzzing bass lines and howling vocals point to black metal. The guitar playing is from another world entirely, winding down patient melodic structures that owe as much to the minimalist fire of the blues as they do to the spacey structures of modernist compositions like Guitar Trio. Horseback, then, is far more than a metal band. It’s a meeting ground for influences that don’t often share space.

These poly-genre recordings are incredibly dense, and they take Miller a long time to create. He spends multiple hours most every night tinkering away in his home, looking for new combinations of sound. For some it might seem like interminable work, but for Miller it’s a therapeutic exercise that he really can’t avoid. A couple of years ago, Miller was diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Managing his overlapping structures and the order he finds within them soothes his excitable mind.

“Working with the repetition or even the mechanical movements or the amount of time it takes to find these new sounds, like if I’m working with a certain combination of effects and

have to go through and create a pathway and revisit it over and over again to get this sound that I want — this sound that’s in my head — that becomes therapeutic because things happen in cycles and loops, and my brain likes cycles and loops,” he says. “So I try to connect my brain to productive loops rather than destructive loops. Music is the best one I’ve found.”

Miller finds it hard to say what’s next for Horseback. By its nature, the project is in a constant state of flux, but he knows it will continue.

Making music is an essential part of who he is. As was evident at Guitar Trio, these sounds really move him, and like those E chords, Miller just keeps going. X Jordan Lawrence is assistant editor at Charlottebased Shuffle Magazine and a contributing writer at The Independent.

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by Kyle Sherard Although the exhibit draws from the economic devastation and social despair of the Great Depression, Artists at Work: American Printmakers and the WPA, at the Asheville Art Museum through Sept. 25, is surprisingly joyous. Many associate the Works Progress Administration with road construction, bridge building and land conservation projects, but one WPA unit, the Federal Art Project, acknowledged that artists were also workers who needed jobs.

“This is a show about the accomplishments of a culture, one where everyone was contributing in their own way,” says Cole Hendrix, the exhibition’s curator.

While some 2,500 murals and almost 18,000 sculptures were created for public buildings under the Federal Art Project, Hendrix has narrowed her focus to a sampling of the printmakers who made an estimated 200,000 prints. The exhibition is a celebration of the variety of the artists’ techniques, styles and imagery. It also celebrates what can be done when the government decides it’s time to put people back to work.

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Everyone was contributing in their own way: David Burke’s “Copper Smelters,” (1935, lithograph) is part of a show celebrating work from the Great Depression era. images courtesy Asheville Art Museum within gray, barren landscapes come to mind.

Such images are all here, in the representational social-realistic style we associate with the period: urban masses set against the dehumanizing city; workers set against the forces of industrialism; rural laborers set against the forces of nature. But mixed in are darker psychological portraits of men beside women, of highly abstracted figures and landscapes of European Modernism and hints of the Abstract Expressionism that would follow Social Realism.

Copper Smelters, a lithograph by David Burke, lets loose an industrial landscape filled with fearsome machinery liquefying metal. A figure in the foreground is dwarfed by three immense cylindrical metallic beasts. Sharply outlined and streaked with gray, the machinery is alive with motion, even as the human worker is stationary.

A cloud of steam makes this image feel as hot as the attendant nearby must have been.

Man and His Monuments, a 1935 lithograph by Carlos Anderson, is more typical of the glory that WPA prints often bestowed on construction and development. This print gives a reverent view of Manhattan’s newly constructed Rockefeller Center. Anderson’s print suggests that the privately funded Rockefeller building is the new way, as the new monument. The Art Deco skyscraper glows; its fuzzy white edges radiate light around the intense blacks on the building’s north-facing walls. Smaller gray buildings surround the structure, while the sidewalk bustles with minuscule people passing by a gothic church.

Leon Bibel’s Unemployed Marchers, a 1938

lithograph, and Paul Meltsner’s Death of a Striker, a 1935 lithograph, illustrate the social protests we often connect with Depression-era life and art. Here the protesters are larger-than-life heroic figures, as muscular as Hercules.

Two African-American artists, Dox Thrash and Sargent Claude Johnson, and a JapaneseAmerican woman, Miné Okubo, among others, reflect the diversity of the Federal Art Project at a time when even nods at racial and gender equality were rare in American culture. Thrash, one of the developers of carborundum printing in 1937, the first new printmaking technique in 100 years, worked in the prevailing figurative style. In Defense Worker, from 1941, another Herculean figure towers over what looks to be a riveter or jackhammer. The majesty of this African-American man diminishes the tool’s heft to that of a shovel. His heroic pose makes its own quiet assessment of the social landscape.

Johnson and Okubo mark the exhibition’s transition from the Social Realism of the early ‘30s into Modernism and abstraction. In Johnson’s 1938 Lenox Avenue, a solemn face has been dissected in a surrealist fashion similar to Joan Miro’s prints. Minimal shading pairs with simple linear patterns and abstract marks to flatten the most basic facial features into geometric planes. A small piano keyboard references the concurrent Harlem Renaissance and the rise of jazz in New York City.

Okubo’s 1935 print, simply titled Abstraction, is one of the show’s few silk screens. Her piece breaks away from the group by using a lemon yellow as a backdrop for a faintly depicted

“Squid Under Pier,” Manna Citron, 1948-49, Intaglio-stecil print. human form and a blueish saxophone. Squid Under Pier, a 1948 intaglio-stencil print by Minna Citron, delves even further into Modernism by reducing her background to a series of earthen brown and blue geometric shapes representing the pier and the sky. Black curvilinear swirls become tentacles and join a single visible eye to form the beast.

The show diverges from Modernism and abstraction to finish with works that return to relatively realistic, but still highly stylized construction and development landscapes. Pittsburgh, a color lithograph by Elizabeth Olds, portrays the river and the rush of the railroad yard in a semi-expressionistic style. Sharp edges form mounds of a mysterious product in one corner while boldly outlined clouds pour from an army of smokestacks in the distance. The show exits the city and ends in a subdued rural atmosphere — one that includes views of tobacco trade in a massive warehouse, a bridge and work around the house.

Job security and the consistency of projects and pay “enabled [artists] to experiment with new techniques and styles,” according to Hendrix.

Thrash and his fellow printers had the freedom to explore and create new printing techniques in their Philadelphia workshop while Okubo and others took screen printing away from commercial production and brought it back to the realm of fine art. “The assurance of a steady paycheck freed artists from the constraints of working to please the tastes of private patrons.”

Lithographers began using color and woodcut printers began to utilize and rehash expressionist techniques in combination with current designs while others turned directly to pure abstraction.

Artists at Work: American Printmakers and the WPA draws largely from the museum’s collection of WPA prints bequeathed in 1993 by

Thelma “Teddi” Lowenstein. A former Asheville resident, Lowenstein and her husband, who worked as a printmaker for the WPA, were area artists. Among printmakers, it’s common for artists to trade prints from their editions, so Lowenstein’s collection was especially rich.

According to Frank Thomson, head curator at the Asheville Art Museum, the collection of roughly 30 prints had been stowed away in her closet before it was donated.

During the three years that Hendrix was researching the show, she found she needed to fill gaps, especially to represent the works of women, African-Americans and the more abstract works created in the latter part of the Federal Art Project. The museum’s Collectors’ Circle purchased four new prints recommended

by Hendrix, and she was able to borrow other exemplary works from other institutions.

Artists at Work is an example of a how a museum can build a show from the strengths of its own collection — and how a specific show can help its collection become even stronger.

Museums across the country are turning to their permanent collections to help save on the costs of high- dollar artwork loans from other institutions. The Museum of Modern Art in New York, for example, recently rearranged its galleries to focus on work from its own collection.

With our own Great Recession resembling more and more the Great Depression, Artists at Work has lessons on how good art and good exhibitions get made in hard times. We must revel in a show of this nature. It’s a celebration of the past and the present, of people, and of printmaking. X

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When I first read the press release about Living on the Edge, I thought it was going to be an exhibition of homeless people’s artwork, which seemed like an intriguing theme for an art show. Reading closer, I realized that Living on the Edge is an exhibition by two Asheville artists — Chloe Kemp and James Daniel — intended to raise awareness around issues of homelessness and Pisgah Legal Services, the nonprofit that provides legal assistance to low-income people.

I admit I was skeptical. I was worried that this would be some kind of sentimental, objectified representation of poverty coming from a detached perspective. At their worst, art shows on a mission to enlighten the masses can get overly sensationalized and didactic, with the message taking precedence and the art compromised.

Fortunately my fears were unfounded. Living on the Edge confronts the viewer in an understated way and is more than just a token documentation of homelessness. This is not a feelgood show that’s easy to love. The exhibit can be hard, emotionally, to walk through, but often

Not just something that happens to “them”: “Happy,” pictured, survived Hurricane Katrina, although his son did not. His portrait is featured in Living on the Edge, a show intended to raise awareness around issues of homelessness. the best art is the kind we want to turn away from.

Most striking, upon entering the gallery, is a tent splayed open to reveal few creature comforts — a pink stuffed bunny, some food containers, a sleeping bag. In this context, the materials looked out of place. A video monitor placed above the tent streams testaments by homeless people who tell the tales of events leading to their situations.

Produced by Kemp, the video is not a slick production, and the lighting and sound quality are shaky at times. Still, it offers an honest glimpse at how close homelessness is to many of us: lost job, foreclosure, illness ... homelessness is not just something that happens to “them.”

More importantly, the video gives voice to the subjects of the exhibit, so they aren’t just faces on the gallery walls.

The voices in the video followed me as I walked through the gallery and studied the elegant drawings and paintings by Daniel, who is known for his classical realist work. Each face is densely rendered, while clothing (a parka or a hoodie) is created with single strokes in charcoal, graphite or paint. I was most drawn

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to the portrait of “Happy,” a man who survived Hurricane Katrina (his son didn’t), diabetes, a spider bite and the loss of his right leg. Luckily, Happy was recently able to secure a monthly disability stipend.

Talking with Xpress, Kemp admitted her surprise at how much attention her video had received on the opening night of the exhibition.

“There was a very emotional response,” said Kemp. “But what’s had the biggest impact on me is how invisible and forgotten some of these people feel and how relieved they were to have their story told.”

About Pisgah Legal Services: For more than 33 years, PLS has provided free civil legal services to very low-income people. PLS works to help people avoid homelessness, escape domestic violence, access health care and secure subsistence income. For more information, visit pisgahlegal.org.

Living on the Edge hangs through September at The Asheville Area Arts Council’s Artery gallery at 346 Depot St. in the River Arts District. More at ashevillearts.com. X Ursula Gullow writes about art for Xpress and her blog, artsceneasheville.com.

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You may have noticed her old-soul-yet-hope-filled eyes purposefully batting in your direction at last month’s puppet slam? I can do that just by wiggling my pinky. Isn’t that cool? We’ll be waving our freak flag at They Might Be Giants; find us if you don’t think three’s a crowd.

They Might Be Giants visit the Orange Peel on Wednesday, Sept. 28 at 9 p.m. This alt-pop band began in the early ‘80s, quirky when quirky wasn’t cool. They’ve also released a few very popular children’s albums, and contributed songs to Meet the Robinsons and Coraline. The band released its 15th studio album, Join Us, earlier this summer.

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Wayne “The Train” Hancock rolls into the Grey Eagle on Sunday, Sept. 25; Close your eyes and you might think you’ve been transported back 60 years or so and listening to the country twangs of Hank Williams. This disciple of hard-livin’ hillbilly style has been recording on the altcountry label Bloodshot Records since 2001.

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Every Breath Sings Mountains The group Voices from the American Land uses poetry to “move the message of the land,” which means to celebrate and protect the environment. The organization hosts educational activities and readings, and publishes collections of writings about the environment. The most recent of these, Every Breath Sings Mountains, is set to launch on Friday, Sept. 23 during a special event at the community room of the Sylva Library. The evening (which kicks off at 7:30 p.m.) is quite the star-studded event: readings by Barbara Duncan, Brent Martin and Thomas Rain Crowe; artwork from surrealist landscape painter Robert Johnson; guest speakers George Frizzell (historian), William Shelton (former Jackson County Commissioner) and Cherokee elder Jerry Wolfe; conversations with authors Charles Frazier, Wayne Caldwell, Keith Flynn, George Ellison and John Lane; and music by The Ian Moore Song & Dance Ensemble. The event is free and all attendees receive a copy of the chapbook. voicesfromtheamericanland. org Artwork by Robert Johnson

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smartbets In Plain Sight with Barry Jamieson After collaborating with the likes of Madonna, New Order and Seal; after a Grammy nomination, owning a record label and being the driving force behind successful acts like Sasha ... what do you do? Apparently you play BoBo Gallery.

At least that’s what British dance music innovator Barry Jamieson is doing.

On Friday, Sept. 23 he puts in a rare appearance with Asheville underground DJ collective In Plain Sight. 10 p.m. $5 presale tickets at Parlour Clothing, $7 at the door. Fans of In Plain Sight can catch the local DJs on the fourth Friday of the month at BoBo. bobogallery.com

BookOpolis No, it’s not a city that exists inside a giant library, nor is it a rogue (though literary) robot. BookOpolis is the annual showcase of contemporary book arts and original prints at Asheville Bookworks (428 1/2 Haywood Road). The grand reception and unveiling takes place on Friday, Sept. 23, 6-9 p.m. An open house is held on Saturday, Sept.

24 with demonstrations of papermaking, letterpress printing, book binding and printmaking. A election of juried work remains on display through Monday, Nov. 28. ashevillebookworks. com

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BoBo Gallery

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Humpday dance party w/ Freepeoples Frequency (electronic, psychedelic) & guests

Local DJ Exposure Night (electronic, dance)

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Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9pm-1am French Broad Chocolate Lounge

Craig Larimer (jazz, blues) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Melissa Ferrick (singer/songwriter) w/ Ria Mae Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm Handlebar

Dale Watson w/ Da Cole Haywood Lounge

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Jack of the Wood Pub

Olive or Twist

Cadillac Rex (surf, rockabilly), 8pm

Singer/songwriters in the round feat: Dylan Sneed, Nikki Talley & Melissa Hyman

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Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

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Max Melner Orchestra

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Hank Bones (“man of 1,000 songs”)

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Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

The Brave New Gravelys (roots, rock)

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Gene Peyroux & the Acoustalectric Pedals of Love (rock, funk, soul) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

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Wing of Fire w/ Jeff & Justin (acoustic)

Disclaimer Standup Lounge (comedy open mic), 9pm

Valorie Miller (Americana, folk)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Meat Puppets (rock, psychedelic) w/ The Weeks

Barley’s Taproom

Athena’s Club

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

Wild Wing Cafe

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Farshid Etniko (Latin), 8-10pm

Hunt Mallet & friends (old-time), 6pm

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Alien Music Club (jazz jam) Second Breakfast

Blue Note Grille

Hip-hop showcase w/ Porter Yalye, GPE, Attaboy & more Pisgah Brewing Company

The Broadcast (funk, rock, soul) w/ Lizzy Ross Band PULP

Pawtooth w/ Mystery Cult

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm

Purple Onion Cafe

Handlebar

Red Room

Simplified w/ Noah

Dance party w/ DJ Steele

Haywood Lounge

Red Step Artworks

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ Go Hard

Dana & Susan Robinson

Open mic

Music & EvEnts thur, septeMber 22

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W/ special guest: lizzy ross banD Fri, septeMber 23 Doors 8:00 pM - shoW 9:00 pM - $8

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Day long Festivities begin @ 3:00 pM $22/$25 vip packages available

next outDoor shoW: Fri, october 7th the Duhks W/Delia loW Details & aDvance tickets:

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Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Resources for Transformation and

Open mic w/ Greg Speas, 7-10pm

Inner Peace

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Todd Hoke (Americana, country, folk) Straightaway Cafe

Coping Stone

TallGary’s Cantina

Asheville music showcase The Get Down

Cough! w/ Horseback, Soft Opening & SLAW Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz & friends Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller

Westville Pub

HydraPhonic (rock, jazz, experimental) Wild Wing Cafe

Dance party w/ DJ Moto

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Garyoke with Jason Wyatt Vodka Specials - Come be a star

Books, Music, Crystals, Jewelry, Tarot Statuary, Candles, Incense and Events

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Drink Specials • Asheville Showcase • 8 pm

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½ mi. S. I-26 exit 44 • Mon-Sat 10-6

Listen to up and coming local talent Open at 3 pm M-Th and Fri-Sun at 11 am

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Fri., September 23 ARCADE

No Cover, No Shame dance party w/ DJs Marley Carroll & Par David, 9pm Athena’s Club

Mark Appleford (singer/songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Blue Note Grille

The Chuck Beattie Band (blues) Craggie Brewing Company

Andy Herod (indie, pop) Creatures Cafe

3 Days Leave

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9:30pm-1am Disclaimer comedy (standup), 8:15-9:15pm Eleven on Grove

Zumba “In da Club” dance party, 8pm-midnight Emerald Lounge

Equinox Dancehall Sessions feat: Disc-Oh! & Sound Pimp French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Dave Desmelik (singer/songwriter)

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

High Gravity Jazz Good Stuff

Linda Mitchell (blues, jazz) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Secret Chiefs 3 w/ Fat 32

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Donna Germano (hammered dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (piano classics & standards), 5:30-7:30pm The Business (Motown funk), 8-11pm Highland Brewing Company

Leigh Glass Band (rock, Americana, blues), 6pm Hole-N-Da-Wall

Live funk, soul and R&B, 10pm Jack of Hearts Pub

Vollie McKenzie’s Lead Foot Vipers (honky-tonk) Jack of the Wood Pub

Delta Moon (“mountain blues”) Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Back stage: DJ Chalice & DJ Tablesaw Lobster Trap

Mark Bumgarner (Americana, bluegrass, country) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Lazybirds (blues, country, jazz) Olive or Twist

Live jazz, Motown & rock, 8pm One Stop Deli & Bar

Pierce Edens (Americana, country, folk) w/ guest Orange Peel

Dancing on the Dark Side (multimedia performance of Pink Floyd music) Pack’s Tavern

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Woody Wood Duo (soul, blues, jam) Pisgah Brewing Company

Ralph Roddenbery (folk, rock) Red Room

Dance party w/ DJ D-Day or DJ Drea Root Bar No. 1

Linda Mitchell (blues, jazz) w/ Goat & Faun Scandals Nightclub

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DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 1am

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Albatross Party

Straightaway Cafe

Kevin Scanlon

TallGary’s Cantina

W/ LeIgh gLass & the hazzarDs

Fine Line

fri . S e p T 2 3

The Get Down

Sons of Tonatiuth w/ The Asound

sOCCer benefIt WIth

The Market Place

DJ ChaLICe & DJ tabLesaW SaT. S e p T 2 4 the messengers

Live music

Mariachi MondayS Live Mariachi Band $2 Tacos & Mexican Beer Specials O n t h e f r O n t s ta g e SundayS TueSdayS

Aaron Price 1pm | Piano

Jake Hollifield Piano | 9pm

Pierce Edens Thursday, Sept 22nd Hunt Mallet & Friends PLAYING OLD-TIME, CLAWHAMMER STYLE FOR OUR OKTOBERFEST LAGER • 6-8PM

Friday, Sept 23rd Leigh Glass Band

ROCK / AMERICANA / BLUES • 6-8PM

Saturday, Sept 24th The Shazam

GARAGE ROCK / POWER POP • 6-8PM

w/Special Guests 10pm $5 __________

Sat. Sept. 24th

music on new outdoor stage - weather permitting

Lobster Trap

Lobster Trap

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Jazz trio

Freekbot (funk, electronic) Olive or Twist

The 42nd Street Jazz Band, 8pm One Stop Deli & Bar

Sci Fi w/ CinderCat

Miriam & the Passionistas (Latin, folk), 5-8pm

White Horse

Root Bar No. 1

The Recovery Room

Asheville Jazz Orchestra

Voodoo Fix (rock, blues, alternative)

Live DJ

Wild Wing Cafe

Scandals Nightclub

Village Wayside Bar and Grille

Sat., September 24

Shovelhead Saloon

Creatures Cafe

Parker Roads w/ Kings of the Foxfire Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Dancing Divas

Emerald Lounge

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12am

Wild Wing Cafe

Straightaway Cafe

Mon., September 26

TallGary’s Cantina

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Carolina Rex (blues, rock)

Cara Mia Tiller (singer/songwriter), 8-10pm

The Market Place

Altamont Brewing Company

Live music

Roots jam w/ Kevin Scanlon

The Recovery Room

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Live music

Contra dance, 8pm

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Ruby Mayfield & friends (rock)

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop, guitar), 6:30-10:30pm

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Handlebar

Marc Keller

Tex Railer’s Doomtown (psychobilly)

Westville Pub

Hole-N-Da-Wall

Southern Lights (rock, Americana)

Live neo soul and R&B, 10:30pm

White Horse

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Sigean (Celtic), 8pm

Lotion (“aggressive lounge”)

Wild Wing Cafe

Orange Peel

Red Room

The Penny Rollers Linda Mitchell

Sun., September 25

French Broad Chocolate Lounge

5 Walnut Wine Bar

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Good Stuff

Terina Plyler

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

“A Night of Southern Soul” w/ Underhill Rose & The Shane Pruitt Band Grove Park Inn Great Hall

DJ Dizzy ‘90s Throwback Night

Drum circle, 2pm Acoustic on the Patio

Cut Copy (indie, rock, electronic) w/ Washed Out & Midnight Magic Open mic

Jerome Widenhouse & His Roaring Lions (jazz), 7-9pm

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

ARCADE

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Hallelujah Hullabaloo w/ DJs Jamie Hepler, Whitney Shroyer & friends Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Coping Stone

Russ Wilson’s Swingtones, 2-5pm Bill Covington (piano classics & standards), 5:30-7:30pm Ruby Slippers (indie, pop, jazz), 8-11pm

Boiler Room

Highland Brewing Company

The Lonesome City Travelers w/ Maggie (of Maggie & Her Mistakes)

The Shazam (rock, jam)

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Live DJ

Lauren LaPointe (indie, folk, blues)

Vincenzo’s Bistro White Horse

Sun. Sep 25th

Fat Cat’s Billiards

The Wayside Sound (acoustic jazz duo)

Hellbilly Hootenanny music festival feat: The Krektones, Southbound Turnaround & more

Suenalo (Latin funk) w/ Granpappy & friends

SANDWICHES

Orange Peel

The Bywater

10pm Free __________

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Bluegrass brunch w/ The Pond Brothers

Live acoustic music, 8-10pm

Skunk Ruckus (“hillbilly stomp”), 6pm Baby Rattlesnakes (soul, old-time), 8pm

50¢ Wings! • 10pm Free!

One Stop Deli & Bar

Peggy Ratusz (1st & 3rd Fridays) Ginny McAfee (2nd & 4th Fridays)

Craggie Brewing Company

FUNK JAM!

Swing dance, 8pm E.Normus Trio (jazz), 10pm

Greg Terkelson

Ten Toe Turbo

Starts at 11am

Leo Johnston (country, jazz)

Rocky’s Hot Chicken Shack

Blue Note Grille

Hosted by The Pond Brothers

Front stage: Aaron Price (piano)

Straightaway Cafe

JoeDan & Hank

Tues. Sept. 27th no cover charge (4-8pm)

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

DJ Spy-V

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Bluegrass Brunch

Irish session, 3 & 5pm

Back stage: The Messengers (funk, jazz, rock) w/ Former Champions

Old North State

Mark Appleford (singer/songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am

Sci Fi w/Cindercat

Jack of the Wood Pub

Red Room

Athena’s Club

NEW VENUE

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Southern Appalachian Brewery

Bear Exploder dance party w/ DJ Kipper Schauer, 9pm

Fri. Sept. 23rd

Foghorn Trio (old-time, bluegrass)

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm

Big John Shearer & the Blue Side Up Band

ARCADE

10pm $5 __________

Jack of the Wood Pub

Purple Onion Cafe

Country Fried Fridays w/ Jason Sturgeon

& HBC, GPE, Attaboy, Money Cooka and TMAC

Hotel Indigo

Twilite Broadcasters (old-time)

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Players, 7-11pm

Miss Gay Southern States of USofA Pageant

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Asheville HipHop Showcase w/Porter Yalye

Jack of Hearts Pub

Scandals Nightclub

Space Medicine & the Mystic Ferrymen (ambient, folk, jam)

The Trap House Ball

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Shamboozle Fest, 3pm

Vanuatu Kava Bar

__________ Thur. Sept. 22nd

Sunset Sessions w/ Ben Hovey (“sonic scientist”), 7-10pm

Pisgah Brewing Company

The Free Flow Band (funk, soul)

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An evening w/ Wayne “The Train” Hancock (swing, blues, rockabilly)

Kyuss Lives (stoner rock) w/ The Sword & Monstro

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Humpday Dance Party hosted by

Hotel Indigo

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

DJ Moto (dance, pop)

The Family (folk, acoustic, rock)

Wed. Sept. 21st

Top 40 DJ night

Pack’s Tavern

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

W/ fOrmer ChamPIOns

Hole-N-Da-Wall

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 12:30am Emerald Lounge

Vocal jazz session w/ Sharon LaMotte, 7:30pm Marc Keller

Westville Pub

Open mic

Wild Wing Cafe

Karaoke

Tue., September 27 5 Walnut Wine Bar

Corbin & Bones (jazz, swing), 8-10pm Altamont Brewing Company

clubdirectory 5 Walnut Wine Bar 253-2593 The 170 La Cantinetta 687-8170 All Stars Sports Bar & Grill 684-5116 Altamont Brewing Company 575-2400 ARCADE 258-1400 Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 259-5544 Athenaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club 252-2456 Avenue M 350-8181 Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tap Room 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Black Mountain Ale House 669-9090 Blend Hookah Lounge 505-0067 Blue Mountain Pizza 658-8777 Blue Note Grille 697-6828 Boiler Room 505-1612 BoBo Gallery 254-3426 Broadwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 285-0400 The Bywater 232-6967 Clingman Cafe 253-2177 Club Hairspray 258-2027 The Chop House 253-1852 Craggie Brewing Company 254-0360 Creatureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cafe 254-3636 Curras Nuevo 253-2111 Desoto Lounge 986-4828 Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dirty South Lounge 251-1777

The Dripolator 398-0209 Dobra Tea Room 575-2424 Ed Boudreauxâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bayou BBQ 296-0100 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge 232- 4372 Fairview Tavern 505-7236 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe 255-8115 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy 281-0920 Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy South 684-2646 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 French Broad Chocolate Lounge 252-4181 The Garage 505-2663 The Get Down 505-8388 Good Stuff 649-9711 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn (Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Piano Bar/ Great Hall) 252-2711 The Handlebar (864) 233-6173 Hannah Flanagans 252-1922 Harrahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cherokee 497-7777 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Haywood Lounge 232-4938 Highland Brewing Company 299-3370 Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grille 298-8780

Open mic w/ Zachary T, 8:30pm Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk, roots) Blue Note Grille

Marc Yaxley (guitar), 8:30pm Creatures Cafe

Singer/songwriter showcase Eleven on Grove

Swing lessons, 6:30pm & 7:30pm Tango lessons, 7pm Dance w/ One Leg Up, 8pm Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Doc Aquatic (indie, rock) w/ Pretty Little Empire & Bo and the Locomotive

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The Hop 254-2224 The Hop West 252-5155 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 Jack of the Wood 252-5445 Jerusalem Garden 254-0255 Jus One More 253-8770 Laureyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Catering 252-1500 Lexington Avenue Brewery 252-0212 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Luellaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar-B-Que 505-RIBS Mack Kellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub & Grill 253-8805 The Magnetic Field 257-4003 Midway Tavern 687-7530 Mela 225-8880 Mellow Mushroom 236-9800 Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Side Pocket 281-3096 Mo-Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill 258-1550 Northside Bar and Grill 254-2349 Olive Or Twist 254-0555 Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Malleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s On Main 246-0898 One Stop Bar Deli & Bar 236-2424 The Orange Peel 225-5851 Packâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tavern 225-6944 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-0190 Poppieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Market and Cafe 885-5494 Posana Cafe 505-3969 Pulp 225-5851 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer Bâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (favorites by request), 8-11pm Handlebar

Tuesday swing dance, 7pm Gene Dillard Bluegrass Jam, 8:30pm Hole-N-Da-Wall

Comedy night

Lexington Ave Brewery (LAB)

Front stage: Jake Hollifield (blues, ragtime) Lobster Trap

Jay Brown (Americana, folk) Mo-Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill

Stephen Shealy & friends (singer/songwriter) Northside Bar and Grill

The Recovery Room 684-1213 Red Stag Grill at the Grand Bohemian Hotel 505-2949 Rendezvous 926-0201 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Scullyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 251-8880 Shovelhead Saloon 669-9541 Skyland Performing Arts Center 693-0087 Shifters 684-1024 Smokeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s After Dark 253-2155 Southern Appalacian Brewery 684-1235 Straightaway Cafe 669-8856 TallGaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cantina 232-0809 Red Room 252-0775 Rockyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hot Chicken Shack 575-2260 Thirsty Monk South 505-4564 Tolliverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump 669-4808 Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz &â&#x20AC;&#x2C6;Blues 254-7072 Vanuatu Kava 505-8118 The Village Wayside 277-4121 Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro 254-4698 Wedge Brewery 505 2792 Well Bred Bakery & Cafe 645-9300 Westville Pub 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe 253-3066

Karaoke Olive or Twist

Al Coffee McDaniel (blues, soul), 8-11pm One Stop Deli & Bar

Funk jam

Orange Peel

Mason Jennings (indie, folk) w/ The Pines Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Tuesday Rotations w/ Chris Ballard & guests, 10pm

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TELEPATHIC PRODUCTION PRESENTS

A SURREALISTIC CELEBRATION

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Olive or Twist

Open mic w/ Taylor Martin, 8:30pm

Cadillac Rex (surf, rockabilly), 8pm

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

One Stop Deli & Bar

“Asheville Original Jazz Series”

Haywood Lounge

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Humpday dance party w/ Freepeoples Frequency (electronic, psychedelic) & guests

Ginny McAfee (singer/songwriter)

Orange Peel

Blues jam

They Might Be Giants (pop, rock) w/ Jonathan Coulton

White Horse

Pisgah Brewing Company

Irish Sessions, 6:30pm Open mic, 8:45pm

TallGary’s Cantina

Westville Pub

MAX MELNER ORCHESTRA

WED. 9/21

$1 off all Whiskey

HYDRAPHONIC

9:30 pm (electronic, rock, trip hop) www.myspace.com/hydraphonic

FREE SHOW! $1 off All Vodkas

FRI. 9/23

5 Walnut Wine Bar

Farshid Etniko (Latin), 8-10pm Athena’s Club

$3.50 Gin & Tonics • Bring A Team

(americanan, rock) www.myspace.com/thesouthernlights $5 Robo Shots

Disclaimer Standup Lounge (comedy open mic), 9pm Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

SAT. 9/24

Open mic Blue Note Grille

Open mic, 9pm BoBo Gallery

• All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast All Day! • $1 Off Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas

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(Hosted by Amanda Platt of The Honeycutters)

Buy 1, Get 1 Half Off Appetizers $4 Margaritas

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Wed., September 28

TRIVIA NIGHT 9 pm • Prizes THE SOUTHERN LIGHTS

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THUR. 9/22

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TUESDAY OPEN BLUES JAM W/ WESTVILLE ALLSTARS Shrimp ‘n Grits • $1 off Rum Drinks

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Stereofidelics (indie, rock) Open mic/jam, 7pm Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy’s All Girl Singer Showcase Vanuatu Kava Bar

Open mic

Wild Wing Cafe

Wing of Fire w/ Jeff & Justin (acoustic)

Salsa night (free lessons, followed by dance)

Alien Music Club (jazz jam)

Dirty South Lounge

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

DJ Chalice

Patrick Fitzsimons (blues, folk, roots)

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Boiler Room

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Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9pm-1am

Local DJ Exposure Night (electronic, dance)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Craggie Brewing Company

Scythian (roots, rock)

Open mic, 6-9pm

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Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Creatures Cafe

Bob Zullo (jazz, pop guitar), 5:30-7:30pm Killer B’s (favorites by request), 8-11pm

“Holy Hip-Hop” w/ DJ Besbleve

Handlebar

Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9pm-1am

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Hank Bones (“man of 1,000 songs”) Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Charlie Wooton’s ZydeFunk Olive or Twist

West Coast swing dancing w/ The Heather Masterton Quartet, 8pm One Stop Deli & Bar

Wyndy Trail Travelers w/ Papa String Band Pisgah Brewing Company

Purple Onion Cafe

Max Melner Orchestra

Barley’s Taproom

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar Emerald Lounge

Open mic

Archaic Alliance feat: Chach, Copper Kid, Deva & more

Hole-N-Da-Wall

Good Stuff

Zansa (afrobeat) Lobster Trap

Gene Peyroux & the Acoustalectric Pedals of Love (rock, funk, soul)

Valorie Miller (Americana, folk)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Haywood Lounge

Lobster Trap

Westville Pub

Creatures Cafe

Jay Clifford w/ The Mobros

Bluegrass jam, 7pm

The Broadcast (funk, rock, soul) w/ Big Something

Thu., September 29

IN THE MAGICKAL FOREST NEAR ASHEVILLE, NC

Jack of the Wood Pub

Steve Whiddon (piano, vocals)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Two People Playing Music (rock, pop, post-jazz)

SATURDAY OCTOBER 1, 2011

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ Go Hard

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Chadwick Stokes (rock) w/ The White Buffalo

Jack 9 (Americana)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Jenna Lindbo (Americana, folk) Red Room

Dance party w/ DJ Steele Red Step Artworks

Open mic Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Open mic w/ Greg Speas, 7-10pm Root Bar No. 1

Violin River (Grateful Dead covers, rock) TallGary’s Cantina

Asheville music showcase Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz & friends Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller Westville Pub

Pilgrim (folk, singer/songwriter) White Horse

Doug & Telisha Williams (Americana) Wild Wing Cafe

Dance party w/ DJ Moto

Fri., September 30 ARCADE

No Cover, No Shame dance party w/ DJs Marley Carroll & Par David, 9pm

Athena’s Club

Mark Appleford (singer/songwriter, harmonica, guitar), 8-10pm DJ, 10pm-2am Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Craggie Brewing Company

American Gonzos (rock, funk), 8pm

Alarm Clock Conspiracy w/ Nikki Talley & Sunshine and the Bad Things

Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9pm-1am

Olive or Twist

Blue Ridge Pride

Live jazz, Motown & rock, 8pm One Stop Deli & Bar

Telic w/ Skinkage, Dixie Death Wish & Shake Azalia Orange Peel

Dave Moran w/ 7th Vessel

Explosions in the Sky (post rock, instrumental) w/ Wye Oak

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Pack’s Tavern

Creatures Cafe

Rock ‘n’ roll sing-a-long, 9:30pm-1am Disclaimer comedy (standup), 8:15-9:15pm Eleven on Grove

Zumba “In da Club” dance party, 8pm-midnight

WestSound (dance, R&B) Red Room

Dance party w/ DJ D-Day or DJ Drea Scandals Nightclub

Dub Cartel

DJ dance party, 10pm Drag show, 1am

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Straightaway Cafe

Emerald Lounge

Lyndsay Wojcik (folk, roots, soul) Garage at Biltmore

DJ Icey w/ DJ Acolyte, In Plain Sight & Sub Genre Good Stuff

Chris Wilhelm (folk, rock) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Emmit-Nershi Band (progressive bluegrass) w/ Folk Soul Revival Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Donna Germano (hammered dulcimer), 2-4pm Bill Covington (piano classics & standards), 5:30-7:30pm The Business (Motown funk), 8-11pm Handlebar

Craig Sorrells Project Highland Brewing Company

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pickoftheweek Point Blank JJJJJ

Director: Fred Cavayé Players: Gilles Lellouche, Roschdy Zem, Gérard Lanvin, Elena Anaya, Mireille Perrier, Claire Perot Action Thriller Rated R

The Story: When his pregnant wife is kidnapped, a man has no choice but to follow the instructions of mobsters.

The Lowdown: Breathlessly — but elegantly — paced thriller of a kind we don’t see very often. A witty, intelligent film with real characters, style and magnificently staged action.

Fred Cavayé‘s Point Blank (which has nothing to do with the 1967 John Boorman film of the same title) may well be the most perfectly accomplished action thriller of the year. It’s been likened to the art-house hit Tell No One (2008) and while that’s not unreasonable, it’s deceptive. Tell No One is every inch a plot-driven film. Point Blank isn’t too concerned with a plot. It has a situation — or a string of situations that feed off each other — which propels it through a super-tight 84-minute running time.

To say that there’s not an ounce of fat on this film is an understatement. To know how involving and wildly entertaining this all is requires seeing the movie — and you should. I will note for the timid that while the film is violent — come on, consider the genre — it is surprisingly not gory and the violence is never gratuitous.

The film’s set-up finds a nurse, Samuel Pierret (Gilles Lellouche, Tell No One), who, through mere chance, prevents an attempt to finish off a mobster, Hugo (Roschdy Zem). What this nets him is a blow on the head from which he awakens to find his very pregnant wife, Nadia (Elena Anaya, Cairo Time), kidnapped and himself on receiving end of instructions to get Hugo out of the hospital and to the safety of the mob in exchange for Nadia. Neither the viewer nor Samuel have time to think about this — we’re merely plunged straight into the action — action that rarely lets up. Now, before you says this doesn’t sound like your sort of movie, let me point out that the action here is unusually involv-

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Gilles Lellouche on the run in Fred Cavayé’s breathless and beautifully made thriller Point Blank. ing, unusually well done and unusually intelligent.

This is not one of those dumb Luc Besson productions that invade theaters a couple of times a year.

It’s something different and far more rare.

I’m not going to say a great deal more about the events in the film. A great deal of the delight in Point Blank comes from the twists and turns that pile up as the movie progresses. While these may be even more interesting in a different way on a second viewing, I think they’re the sort of surprises best encountered with as little prior knowledge as possible. Let’s just say there are bad guys, an even worse bad guy, cops, and cops that might be worse than any of the baddest of openly bad guys — and at the center of it all we have Samuel, his wife and the wounded gangster, who becomes a kind of antihero along the way.

One of the things that makes the film work so brilliantly is the unwilling teaming of Samuel and the gangster Hugo. The two are a study in contrasts — both in nature and in approach to things — and the differences make the teaming work in ever more interesting ways. But in a sense that’s part and parcel of what boosts Point Blank beyond the level of your average chase thriller — its uncanny ability to create real characters rather than just types.

By the end of the film, we have actual emotional investments in at least three, if not four, of the characters — and one of them is far from admirable.

It’s not that often than an action film fully crosses the line into the realm of art house cinema, but Point Blank manages to pull off that neat trick — and yet it never seems to be trying too hard to do so. That, of course, is part of the secret of why this film soars where so many never even get off the ground. Rated R for strong violence and some language. reviewed by Ken Hanke Starts Friday at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14

Drive JJJJJ

Director: Nicolas Winding Refn (Valhalla Rising) Players: Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, Bryan Cranston, Albert Brooks, Ron Perlman Existential Action Rated R

The Story: A stuntman who moonlights as a criminal wheelman gets involved in a heist — which ultimately goes wrong — in order to keep his neighbor and her son safe.

The Lowdown: An endlessly stylish action flick that’s more arthouse fare than Hollywood entertainment, yet remains an infinitely fascinating — and singular — piece of filmmaking.

If you think you’ve seen this film before, you haven’t. If you go into Drive expecting an actionpacked Hollywood heist flick, then you’ll be sorely disappointed. Why? Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn, who’s spent his career in Europe making bizarrely operatic, often violent cult films like Bronson (2008) and the endlessly fascinating Valhalla Rising (2010). While more Americanized, Drive isn’t far removed from those films, being a challenging, overly violent (but never sadistic) piece of pulp that’s nevertheless a completely singular and mesmerizing piece of filmmaking.

Yes, Drive — at its base — is pure genre filmmaking, with echoes of William Friedkin’s To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) and the films of Michael Mann. The barebones nature of Drive’s plot is nothing new. Our hero — who we’re given zero backstory about — is a soft-spoken man-with-noname played by Ryan Gosling. He’s a stuntman by day, and spends his nights as a wheelman for

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This one’s designed to break Taylor Lautner out of his Twilight bare-chested, beefy-boy mode and prove to the world that he’s a real actor and not just a pair of perfect pectorals.

(It would be a stretch to say the trailer even remotely suggests the former is true.) But you’ll notice that director John Singleton was chosen to keep things all nicely PG-13 to appeal to the fanbase. Now, according to the official notes, this is what we’re looking forward to — “For as long as he can remember, Nathan Harper (Taylor Lautner) has had the uneasy feeling that he’s living someone else’s life.

When he stumbles upon an image of himself as a little boy on a missing persons website, all of Nathan’s darkest fears come true: He realizes his parents are not his own and his life is a lie, carefully fabricated to hide something more mysterious and dangerous than he could have ever imagined.” Sounds kind of like Hanna with a wolf-boy lead, doesn’t it? (PG-13)

DOLPHIN TALE

“Inspired by a true story” and swimming in our direction is this obviously uplifting story about a boy and the amputee dolphin he befriends — and for whom he enlists Morgan Freeman to make a prosthetic tail. No kidding.

That’s really the story. And they managed to get some decent talent on board — Ashley Judd, Ray McKinnon, Kris Kristofferson, Harry Connick Jr. — besides Freeman. Not enough review-wise to go on yet, but, boy, are the shills in full bloom on the IMDb. (PG)

KILLER ELITE

No, it’s not a remake of the 1975 Sam Peckinpah film, but a separate work altogether from newcomer writer-director Gary McKendry. The big deal here is the teaming of Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert DeNiro. The trailer is one of those things cut together from action scenes, so we’re left with the studio synopsis for what it’s all about — “Based on a shocking true story, Killer Elite pits two of the world’s most elite operatives — Danny, an ex-special ops agent (Jason Statham) and Hunter, his

various criminals. His only friend seems to be his mechanic (Bryan Cranston) — and apparent partner in crime — until he meets his neighbor Irene (Carey Mulligan) and her son Benicio (newcomer Kaden Leos), who the Driver soon becomes enamored with.

Irene, however, has a husband named Standard (Oscar Isaac, Sucker Punch) who’s getting out of prison, but is indebted to some unsavory characters who have tasked him with one last job. For no other reason than to keep Irene and Benicio safe, the Driver agrees to help settle Standard’s debt by aiding in his heist. Of course, things go wildly wrong, and it’s up to the Driver take care of business in various and sundry bloody ways.

longtime mentor (Robert De Niro) — against the cunning leader of a secret military society (Clive Owen).” Make of that what you will.

The critics haven’t said enough to tell anything much. (R)

MACHINE GUN PREACHER

What we have here is a terrific title for an exploitation movie affixed to what appears to be a relatively sober fact-based film about a guy named Sam Childers, who went from being a biker and drug-dealer to a penitent Christian building an orphanage in Sudan and fighting rebels with the titular weapon of choice. Gerard Butler plays the gun-toting preacher and Marc Forster (Stranger Than Fiction) directs. Early word is scant, but positive by a wide margin. (R)

MONEYBALL

Bennett Miller — who hasn’t made a movie since Capote in 2006 — is back with what appears to be this week’s high-roller, Moneyball, starring Brad Pitt as the man who — we are assured — re-invented baseball with the Oakland Athletics in 2002. Also on hand are Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robin Wright. Have little or no interest in baseball?

The word is that it doesn’t matter. Friday you can find out if that’s true. (PG-13) Early review samples: • “Writers Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin resurrect the old adage ‘It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game’ to drive this uncannily sharp, penetrating look at how Oakland Athletics general manager Billy Beane helped reinvent baseball. (Peter Debruge, Variety) • “The movie does achieve something nearly impossible: Someone who doesn’t even like the sport may care about Billy Beane and the 2002 Oakland Athletics.” (Kirk Honeycutt, Hollywood Reporter)

POINT BLANK

See review in “Cranky Hanke.”

As storylines go, this is nothing you haven’t seen before. With its ace cast (including Albert Brooks in a wonderfully nasty turn as our villain), by itself the film would likely work as simple popcorn flick. But what makes Drive so spectacular is the way that Refn has filtered this basic crime plot through his own aesthetics and interests, while never becoming a checklist of references. Frankly, this is an odd movie, from the synth-pop score and languid, almost meditative pacing that coexist to create the kind of undercurrents of dread you’d find in a David Lynch film, to strange touches of surrealism and unnerving, detached, splattery violence in the vein of David Cronenberg. This is, after all, a movie dedicated to professional

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weirdo Alejandro Jodorowsky, created by influences — per Refn — as diverse as Grimm’s fairy tales, to John Hughes (yes, that John Hughes).

Even with the film’s somewhat dense and nonstraightfoward nature — not to mention forays into violence that will likely upset a lot of viewers — the movie still has a heart. It also has a good bit of humanity and sweetness under its surface, seen in the Driver’s love of both Irene and Benicio. All the blood and guts come from an innocent place, at least as far as the Driver — whose nature is solely based in emotion and a certain naïveté — is concerned, becoming more a movie about where ugliness can drive us and what it can turn us into.

More than an exercise in style (which it has in spades) or violence, Drive is an important film in a year marred by mediocrity. Refn has managed to make a wholly idiosyncratic film — one smudged in his fingerprints — put into a wide release in a time when cinema is more reliant on middlebrow fluff than risk-taking. Despite the fact that the film has cult hit written all over it, Drive is a must see for anyone in dire need of seeing something new and urgent — assuming they have the constitution to handle it — made by someone refreshingly enamored with the art of film. Rated R for strong brutal bloody violence, language and some nudity. reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carmike 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande

Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest JJJ

Director: Michael Rapaport Players: Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Ali Shaheed Muhammad, Jarobi White Music Documentary

Rated R

The Story: Documents the rise and eventual tribulations of hip-hop group A Tribe Called Quest.

The Lowdown: Works better as a hip-hop primer than when it attempts to show the complexities of the group’s relationships, where the film falls apart due to lack of depth.

It’s obvious that actor-turned-documentarian Michael Rapaport has a respect and love for A Tribe Called Quest, the innovative hip-hop group he’s covering here in Beats, Rhymes & Life. The challenge is in transferring that enthusiasm onto someone who doesn’t share it. Take me, for example, a neophyte whose knowledge of A Tribe Called Quest begins and ends with “I Left My Wallet in El Segundo.”

Really, your mileage will vary depending on how big a fan you are of A Tribe Called Quest, and how familiar you are with members Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Jarobi White.

The film spends a good chunk of the opening reels getting the audience up to speed, running through a general history of the group. Some of this is interesting, serving as a general introduction to the socially conscious hip-hop movement of the late ‘80s and early ‘90s. Unfortunately, this also leads to a lot of talking-head interviews explaining — with great fervor — why, exactly, A Tribe Called Quest is so important, rather than allowing

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Director: Douglas McGrath (Infamous) Players: Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn Rom-Com

Rated PG-13

The Story: A career woman juggles the perils of work and her hectic home life.

The Lowdown: Unfunny, unromantic, cliched, tiresome and generally not good.

Photo by Laura Marie Souther

Who is Justin Souther?

Last week, Xpress film reviewer Justin Souther was admitted to the Southeastern Film Critics Association (SEFCA), a regional organization of more than 40 professional film critics working in nine states in the Southeast.

According to SEFCA President Curt Holman, Souther was added because of his reputation as “a close observer of film and an eager champion of the art form.” Nominated by fellow Xpress critic Ken Hanke and Bold Life film critic Marcianne Miller, Souther sees the SEFCA membership as “just a step, as I try to improve as a writer and a critic.”

In case you’re not familiar with Souther’s contributions to Xpress, owing to his role as the junior reviewer, he’s the one most likely to land the real duds and stinkers in the week’s batch of mainstream releases. He’s also the co-host of the Xpress-produced weekly podcast Elitist Bastards Go to the Movies.

— Steve Shanafelt

the audience to decide on their own.

All of this, however, isn’t the meat of Beats, Rhymes & Life, since the film is really concerned with the disintegration of the group and their flawed interpersonal dynamics. And here, as well, is where the film starts to run into trouble. It has the usual Behind the Music type of issues, but in a documentary context these come across as surprisingly shallow. Much of the story revolves around Q-Tip’s popularity compared to the rest of the group, Phife Dawg’s struggles with diabetes, and how they all dovetail into a whole lot of bickering. Within the context of the film, it all seems so empty and petty. Yet, Rapaport never seems to examine the possibility that the turmoil is exactly what it seems — empty and petty band drama. Never did I feel I understood any of the people onscreen beyond the simple notion that

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they just don’t always get along. And I hate to break it to Mr. Rapaport, but that’s how most people are. And before you know it, everyone’s made up and they’re all performing together again. As storytelling, its clunky, and we don’t even get anything as funny as Dave Mustaine crying in the Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster (2004).

What we get with Beats, Rhymes & Life are some glimpses into ego. There’s nothing particularly in-depth or observant in Rapaport’s approach, and there seems to be less of a point. Longtime fans of the group, who already likely have a basic knowledge of A Tribe Called Quest’s inner-workings and personalities, will probably get more out of the film than I did. Rated R for language. reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14

Let me get it out of my system with this title just asking for a punchline — “I Don’t Know How Sarah Jessica Parker Keeps Getting Movies,” “I Don’t Know How a Talented Fellow like Douglas McGrath Got Roped Into Directing This,” and “I Don’t Know How This Screenplay Got Made in the First Place.” There. What I do know is that I Don’t Know How She Does It is a lox — and that may be an insult to smoked fish everywhere. This is the rom-com at its most virulent and trite. This is the sit-rom-com — and judging by the early figures it’s the sit-rom-com-bomb, too. The fact that it’s been out for three days and the only user review on the IMDb is a sarcastic one calling it “the best movie ever made” suggests major tankage.

What we have here is dismal — and out of date and out of touch — train wreck of a movie that wanders forlornly through a bunch of plot devices that long ago ceased being tried and true to become trite and true. Parker plays Kate, a finance executive and the current family breadwinner, who is trying to balance her work (and the perils of being a woman in a male-dominated world), life with husband Richard (Greg Kinnear) and requisite small children (Emma Rayne Lyle, Julius and Theodore Goldberg). As Ringo assured us, it don’t come easy — and it gets worse when Richard gets a job and Kate gets a shot at a time-consuming big deal. Plus, the big deal comes with spending a lot of time sexy financier Jack Abelhammer (Pierce Brosnan, whose voice is aging into James Mason territory). And, yes, Jack’s last name is a punchline in search of a joke we’ll finally get, since the script leaves no expectation unmet.

It’s all very ho and even more hum. It’s the sort of thing that might be pulled off with bright dialogue or terrifically charismatic actors. The former is nonexistent and the latter is in ... well, short supply. Very short supply. The film’s “clever” idea is to have people talk to the camera — sometimes as if we were in the midst of a very bad production of Eugene O’Neill’s Strange Interlude with characters in the background freezing while one person speaks his or her thoughts. It’s not clever and it’s invariably flat. Now, the theater I saw this in could hardly be called packed, but all the same, I heard one chuckle — very late in the film — during the entire thing.

The question also arises as to just when this screenplay was written? The whole idea of sympathetic investment bankers toiling away for the good of retirees rings a little false at this point (if it ever didn’t). And then there’s the question of just when Richard’s mother, Marla (Jane Curtin), was born. Her speech about how women used to know “their place” in the scheme of things sounds pretty darn weird in 2012. That the film tries to have everyone get everything they want in the space of 90 minutes changes none of this, nor does it make it

specialscreenings The Last Laugh JJJJJ

Director: F.W. Murnau Players: Emil Jannings, Maly Delschaft, Max Hiller, Emilie Kurz, Hans Unterkircher Drama Rated NR It’s easy to both overrate and underrate F.W. Murnau’s The Last Laugh (1924) at the same time. Historically, it’s pretty unassailable. It is, after all, the film where movies were finally set free from the completely nailed-down visual style and a camera that simply didn’t move.

Editing and shot breakdown had existed for years, and no one seemed to think anything of mounting a camera on a moving vehicle to follow certain action — like a chase sequence — and yet even simple side-to-side panning was rare. The frame was almost a proscenium arch with characters making entrances and exits. Murnau and cinematographer Karl Freund set out in this film to deliberately change all that — and they did, though not quite as much as is often claimed, since large chunks of the film are fairly static. But enough is fluidly mobile to make it a breakthrough. This wasn’t the only revolutionary aspect of the film either, since — apart from the title announcing the added ending sequence — the film was told entirely in visuals without any title cards. That it kept the story simple — a doorman (Emil Jannings) at a posh hotel being demoted to lavatory attendant and descending into personal disgrace as a result — helped. That it was given over to Emil Jannings is a mixed blessing, since Jannings is one part genius and at least two parts ham — and Murnau had no choice, it seems, but to indulge the latter on several occasions. That may hurt the film as drama more than its compromise happy ending (its “real” ending surprisingly prefigures the ending of Josef von Sternberg’s The Blue Angel six years later). I’ve never particularly minded the happy ending — though it definitely goes on way too long — and for something that was apparently forced on Murnau, he certainly lavished a great deal of care on the way he shot it. It is, however, generally considered a step down from the rest of the movie. See for yourself. reviewed by Ken Hanke Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present The Last Laugh at 8 p.m. on Friday, Sept.

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So, is there any possible reason to see I Don’t Know How She Does It? Well, diehard Sarah Jessica Parker completists — and presumably there are some — might feel the need, but otherwise I can see no possible reason. It may be the most mainstream movie I’ve ever seen with this many slightly out-of-focus shots, which is perhaps noteworthy. It certainly does none of the other actors any favors, and is quite the worst thing I’ve seen from director Douglas McGrath, whose terrific Infamous (2006) I re-watched just this morning to counteract this. I recommend you do the same.

Rated PG-13 for sexual references throughout. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

Sarah’s Key JJJJJ

Director: Gilles Paquet-Brenner Players: Kristin Scott Thomas, Mélusine Mayance, Niels Arestrup, Frédéric Pierrot, Michel Duchaussoy Drama Rated PG-13

The Story: An American journalist in Paris working on a story about WWII France uncovers things about the past involving her husband’s family.

The Lowdown: A definite film to see — a richly powerful work with an interesting structure and excellent performanmces — but also a film with a subplot that detracts from the real drama.

Gilles Paquet-Brenner’s Sarah’s Key is a very good film that ought to have been a great film, but greatness ultimately proves beyond its grasp — if only just. It is without a doubt a worthy film (the word inescapably clings to it) and it is certainly worth seeing, but it should be noted going in that it comes equipped with a problem it can’t surmount.

The story concerns an American journalist, Julia Jarmond (Kristin Scott Thomas), living in Paris with her French husband, Bertrand Tezac (Frédéric Pierrot, I’ve Loved You So Long). She gets an assignment to research and write a long article about the 1942 Vel’ d’Hiv Roundup, in which the French police rounded up 8,000 Jews, placed them in conditions that would have done the Nazis themselves proud, transported them to French-controlled concentration camps, and finally sent most of them to Auschwitz. This is a far cry from our usual image of France in World War II, but few of us know much — if anything — about the Pétain government that came into being under the Nazi occupation.

Julia knows something about this era and has written about it before, but this time something unexpected occurs. As she digs into the history, she begins to suspect that the apartment that she and her husband are having renovated and plan to move into — one that’s been in her husband’s family for years — was once the home of Jews who were taken away during the roundup. Not only does she discover that this is true, but that at least some of the older surviving members of the family are fully aware of the apartment’s history, and remember the story of Sarah (Mélusine Mayance), the little girl who hid her little brother from the

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The film — which is structured as a kind of mystery story — moves smoothly and effectively between the modern era and its wartime flashbacks. All of this is good. Equally good is the fact that the film sugar coats none of its tragedy, nor does it topple over into easy general condemnation of the French for allowing this to happen. At one point, Julia even asks her horrified colleagues, “How do you know what you would have done?”

And the truth is that unless you were there, you don’t — nor do you know how much you would have known about what was going on. The film is also on very solid ground as it traces Sarah’s story through the war and up to the present — and how it continues to impact those connected to it even today.

At this point, you may be wondering why I say the film just misses greatness. Well, it’s not content to leave its story at this. No, it has to drag in a subplot about Julia’s unexpected pregnancy and the turmoil this causes between her and her husband.

In itself, there’s nothing wrong with this, but it feels so awfully thin up against the central story that it seems an unnecessary intrusion. It certainly does nothing to enrich the film.

But even with that in mind, Sarah’s Key has much going for it. The entire cast is good, not just the always-interesting Kristin Scott Thomas. Mélusine Mayance, who plays young Sarah, comes very near to giving Thomas a run for her money as the most impressive performer in the film — which is no mean feat. Rated PG-13 for thematic material including disturbing situations involving the Holocaust. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14 and Fine Arts Theatre

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The Story: A young couple return to the wife’s Southern home town and run afoul of the tight-knit, yahoo locals, leading to violence.

The Lowdown: A pointless dumbing down of the original movie, which transplants to the present as a witless revenge melodrama.

Rod Lurie’s Straw Dogs — a remake of the 1971 film by Sam Peckinpah — is perhaps the most superfluous remake exercise ever. (Or at least the most superflous since Gus Van Sant attempted his very peculiar shot-for-shot remake of Psycho in 1998.) The main problem is not that Lurie’s remake is inferior to the original — though it is — but rather that its shock value is long gone. All that’s left is a semi-effective, sometimes incomprehensible, out of its time, revenge picture in search of a drive-in theater that closed 30-odd years ago — which is really where this film belongs.

Peckinpah’s film was a product of its time. It was Vietnam-era stuff. It spoke to that sensibility.

It brought graphic violence to the screen — as did Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange and Ken Russell’s

The Devils, which were from the same year — in a way that shocked and horrified viewers. Even in the context of Peckinpah’s own, often violent filmography, this was a departure. The balletic, highly stylized, slow-motion bloodiness of his The Wild Bunch (1969) was nowhere to be seen here.

Here, the violence became, if anything, even faster than reality — and deliberately nasty. Its point was to shock — and to alert the viewer to the violence that lay dormant in everyone. Not only that, but it served as a warning that society was turning the same violent corner that the main character was.

So, here we are 40 years later, with the story intact — almost point for point — but with the disturbing ambiguity of the original dropped (along with any nudity, presumably disturbing as well), the location changed and a more vapid cast to tell the tale. The changes do nothing to help. Moving the story to the American South instead of rural England was not a good idea. Among other things, most of the audience no longer feels out of place and are no longer tied to the main character in the same way. It also kills the idea that the character is trying to get away from the violence pervading his own country. What we get instead is a series of good ol’ boy yahoo cliches set in an entire community of fundamentalist Christians. It’s been turned into Straw Dogs Meets Deliverance — with the significance of neither.

Changing Dustin Hoffman’s wimpy mathematician to James Marsden’s preeningly wimpy Hollywood screenwriter is one of those changes that immediately trigger a kind of “You’re kidding, right?” response. Only they’re not kidding. That Marsden is supposedly writing a movie about the Siege of Stalingrad is another groaner, but one of the cheesy symbolism kind. See? The character will live out his own siege in the course of the film. The line between sybolism and silliness has rarely been thinner. I’m also not sure what the deal was with giving Marsden a 1967 Jaguar XK-E with a hood ornament the car never had. Its presence is kind of explained, but it plays out like something that was tacked on so the yahoos could shoot the ornament off. Well, why not?

Otherwise the remake covers the same territory — and so completely by rote that, for me, it became difficult to stay awake in between set pieces as the movie slogged its way toward the violent finale. If you don’t know the story, you may get more out of it: An outsider and his wife move to her small home town where they’re harassed, raped and/or menaced by the locals leading to a showdown.

The acting is no great shakes. James Marsden perhaps thought this was a step-up from being the new Easter Bunny in Hop, but this feels like the Easter Bunny going medieval on a bunch of rednecks more than than anything. Kate Bosworth is Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgård is beefy, and James Woods chews the scenery. Now, if they could have worked that bear-trap business into I Don’t Know How She Does It, they’d’ve been onto something.

Will anyone be talking about this Straw Dogs 40 years from now? Really? It’s unlikely they’ll be talking about it 40 days from now. Rated R for strong brutal violence including a sexual attack, menace, some sexual content, a pervasive language. reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7

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Director: Robert Fuest Players: Vincent Price, Robert Quarry, Valli Kemp, Peter Jeffrey, Fiona Lewis, Peter Cushing, Hugh Griffith Horror Rated PG “Flesh crawls! Blood curdles! Phibes lives” claimed the poster when Vincent Price’s Dr. Anton Phibes made his inevitable return (now we know why there was a phone in his coffin) in Robert Fuest’s Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972). Since the original The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) had been a hit, it followed there would be a sequel.

(In just the same way, it followed that Thursday Horror Picture Show would get around to running it.) The movie is little more than a slightly campier reworking of the first film, but in the guise of a sequel. It picks up three years after the first movie with an announcer (Laugh-In refugee Gary Owens) bringing us up to speed about Phibes and the stories told about him (“all of them unfortunately true”). Phibes returns to life, finds his house has been destroyed, deduces that this was the work of his previously unmentioned arch-nemesis Biederbeck (Robert Quarry) done in an attempt to get the information on the location of the secret temple in Egypt that leads to the river of eternal life. From there, it’s pretty much the same set-up with Phibes engineering creative deaths for his adversaries while this time working toward getting himself and his beloved dead wife to paradise Egyptian style. It mostly works.

Oh, granted that Robert Quarry is a pretty lame substitute for Joseph Cotten, but he’s good enough, while Terry-Thomas gets a more amusing role this time. Hugh Griffith fares about as well in both. Peter Cushing, on the other hand, is largely wasted. It’s really Price’s show — and that of director Robert Fuest (who ought to have had a better career) — and there it succeeds more than many things Price made. Plus, there’s a sublime ending — which was denied us for a time when the owners refused to plunk down the cash for the ancillary rights to a certain song, but which now is back. And in case you don’t know what song, I’m not spilling the beans. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen Dr. Phibes Rises Again on Thursday, Sept.

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Director: Peter Medak Players: Peter O’Toole, Arthur Lowe, Alastair Sim, Coral Browne, Carolyn Seymour Black Comedy Musical Horror Fantasy Rated NR Not so very long ago, Ken and Lisi Russell ran into Peter Medak at a film festival and were startled to find the director apologizing that his 1972 masterpiece The Ruling Class wasn’t “better than it is.” I’m not sure how this astonishing film version of Peter Barnes’ 1968 play could have been better. Wisely retaining the theatrical nature of the play — it simply doesn’t lend itself to naturalism — Medak approached the film with a tendency toward long takes with a mobile camera. This not only preserves the feel of theater, but it makes the cuts and close-ups really stand out when they do occur. But what exactly is The Ruling Class? Well, the easiest way of describing this genre-defying work is to call it a black-comedy-musical-fantasy-horror film — or as Peter O’Toole described it, “a comedy with tragic relief.” The plot primarily concerns the efforts of his family to get the loony (he thinks he’s Jesus Christ) 14th Earl of Gurney (O’Toole) married, so that he can produce a male heir — the upshot being that he can then be put away. Working against this plan is another plan to try to “make his Lordship sane like the rest of us” (a debatable assessment). And that’s only the first act of the play. What starts as comedy — albeit comedy with a sharp edge born of the writer’s loathing of the upper classes — turns into something much darker and dangerous and finally disturbing as it reworks the old adage that people get the government they deserve to encompass the idea that maybe they also get the religion they deserve. Bold, brilliant and wildly irreverent, with what may well be the finest performance Peter O’Toole ever gave. reviewed by Ken Hanke The Asheville Film Society will screen The Ruling Class on Tuesday, Sept. 27, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the A.F.S.

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Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Ehle, Elliott Gould Disaster Thriller A new and seemingly unstoppable airborne virus goes global and threatens to wipe out a large portion of the world. Exciting, engrossing thriller with a solid all-star cast and taut direction. It’s not particularly deep, but it works in its own matter-of-fact approach. Rated PG-13

Brendan Gleeson, Don Cheadle, Liam Cunningham, David Wilmot, Rory Keenan, Mark Strong, Fionnula Flanagan Dark Comedy Thriller An unorthodox Irish police sergeant with elastic ethics finds himself partnered with the straightest FBI agent imaginable to solve a drug-smuggling case. Irreverent, vulgar, darkly funny comedy with thrill sequences that sets itself up as standard movie fare—only to deliver something refreshingly deeper. A must-see. Rated R

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Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Paul Dano, Adam Beach, Keith Carradine Western Sci-Fi When aliens kidnap loved ones and relatives, a gang of cowboys—and later Indians—set out to rescue the victims and put down the invasion. It’s called Cowboys & Aliens. It has both. It’s hardly great cinema, but it’s mostly fun within its aims. Rated PG13

Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, Bryce Dallas Howard, Allison Janney, Sissy Spacek Drama A young college graduate writes a book—with the help of the black maids—that exposes the hypocrisy and racism in 1963 Jackson, Miss. Solidly entertaining crowd-pleaser with terrific performances overcoming an overstuffed narrative and a too-careful approach to the subject matter. Rated PG-13

The Debt JJJJJ

Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn Rom-Com A career woman juggles the perils of work and her hectic home life. Unfunny, unromantic, cliched, tiresome and generally not good. Rated PG-13

Helen Mirren, Jessica Chastain, Sam Worthington, Martin Csokas, Tom Wilkinson, Ciarán Hinds Thriller An exploration of the difference between the official version of the story of the three Mossad agents tracking down a Nazi in 1966 and what really happened. Well cast and solidly made, The Debt is a hard film to fault on any specific grounds, but it’s equally hard to get as excited about it—a definite downside for a thriller. Rated R

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark JJJJ

Katie Holmes, Guy Pearce, Bailee Madison, Julia Blake, Jack Thompson Haunted House Horror Mysterious creatures—with evil intentions—coerce a lonely child into releasing them from the pit in which they’ve been imprisoned since the late 1800s.

A methodical horror film that relies on tension and mood to generate a disturbing atmosphere that may not be appreciated by audiences wanting shocks and gore, but which may find favor with those who prefer subtle chills. Rated R

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Midnight in Paris JJJJJ

Owen Wilson, Marion Cotillard, Rachel McAdams, Kathy Bates, Corey Stoll, Alison Pill, Kurt Fuller, Michael Sheen Romantic Comedy Fantasy A young Hollywood writer with a nostalgia for the 1920s Paris art scene finds himself introduced to his heroes at midnight in an obscure part of town. Whimsical, magical, delightful and about as perfect as it’s possible for a movie to be. A major must-see.

Rated PG-13

Our Idiot Brother JJ

Paul Rudd, Zooey Deschanel, Emily Mortimer, Elizabeth Banks, Steve Coogan, Adam Scott Comedy with Life Lessons A good-natured clueless boob fresh out of jail wanders through the lives of his self-absorbed sisters causing chaos that turns out to make them better people. The same old load of clams about the dim bulb who’s really smarter, happier and better than the smarter characters. Fairly painless, but hopelessly derivative and only mildly amusing. Rated R

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Action Thriller When his pregnant wife is kidnapped, a man has no choice but to follow the instructions of mobsters. Breathlessly—but elegantly—paced thriller of a kind we don’t see very often. A witty, intelligent film with real characters, style and magnificently staged action. Rated R

Rise of the Planet of the Apes JJJJ

James Franco, Freida Pinto, Brian Cox, John Lithgow, Andy Serkis Simian Sci-Fi A scientific experiment produces an unusually smart chimpanzee, who in turn gives birth to an even smarter chimp. Nicely made, entertaining, but hardly surprising sci-fi picture with first-class effects outshining a pretty perfunctory script. Rated PG-13

Sarah’s Key JJJJJ

Kristin Scott Thomas, Mélusine Mayance, Niels Arestrup, Frédéric Pierrot, Michel Duchaussoy Drama An American journalist in Paris working on a story about WWII France uncovers things about the past involving her husband’s family. A definite film to see—a richly powerful work with an interesting structure and excellent performanmces—but also a film with a subplot that detracts from the real drama.

Rated PG-13

Seven Days in Utopia J

Lucas Black, Robert Duvall, Deborah Ann Woll, Brian Geraghty, Melissa Leo Christian Sports A hot-headed golfer has a blow-up during a tournament and ends up in the tiny Texas town of Utopia, where an old cowboy holds the secret to becoming a better golfer. Cheesy filmmaking, heavy-handed preachiness and flagrant consumerism make for one hairy film. Rated G

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James Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgård, James Woods, Dominic Purcell Revenge Drama A young couple return to the wife’s Southern home town and run afoul of the tight-knit, yahoo locals, leading to violence. A pointless dumbing down of the original movie, which transplants to the present as a witless revenge melodrama. Rated R

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p.103 Homes For Rent $1,095/MONTH • 3BR, 2.5BA, 2-story, 1,540 sq.ft.

South Asheville, near I-40.

Built 2006. Hardwood floors.

101 Telfare Lane. Robert Simon, Western Property Management, Inc. 828-712-1511.

ARDEN • ASHLEY WOODS South Asheville. 3BR, 2.5BA Ranch; 2 car garage; central air and gas heat; 1/2 acre; fenced rear yard w/2 patios; formal living/dining rooms; large eat-in kitchen/greatroom w/fireplace; laundry room: $1,950/month. Call Steve: (828) 333-2550 or carolinahomes88@ gmail.com

BEARWALLOW MOUNTAIN • Between Edneyville, Fletcher and Gerton 15 Min. to Hendersonville 35 Min to Asheville Rustic 2BR, 2BA. Woodstove, spring water, electric heat Quiet, nonsmoking environment $575/month. 615.491.2495.

• SEPTEMBER 21 - SEPTEMBER 27, 2011

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jobs BEAUTIFUL FAIRVIEW â&#x20AC;˘ Forget W. Asheville, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s over rated! Very nice 3BR, 2BA home on wooded lot, on quiet private road. Great location near I-240/I-40.

Large yard, two decks for lounging. Open floor plan, vaulted ceilings, new high efficiency heat/AC, wood stove with glass door for cosy nights. Single garage.

All appliances and partially finished basement, perfect for workshop or storage space. $1,100/month + security deposit. Available immediately. Can email photos. 828-777-7900. fairviewliving@yahoo.com FIRST TIME RENTAL HAW CREEK $1450/month Large 3BR/3BA w/ in-law apartment, finished basement, storage Private yard. Screened porch.

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828-230-0469. proses444@yahoo.com.

INCREDIBLE NATURAL SETTING AND LOCALE (LAUREL PARK/HENDERSONVILLE) Authentic and amazing natural setting. Fantastic blend of luxury and nature.

See web ad for details/photos. 828-2158696 southwings@aol.com. $1200/month.

MARSHALL â&#x20AC;˘ 2BR, 1BA. Quiet with views. 85 Ramsey Rd. off Rector Corner Rd. Walk to town. References, deposit and proof of income required. $400/month.

904-826-4340.

NORTH ASHEVILLE â&#x20AC;˘ 3BR, 1BA. 1 mile to downtown. On busline. $595/month.

828-252-4334.

Vacation Rentals BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 277-1492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

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15 MINUTES TO ASHEVILLE Guest house, vacation/short term rental. Newly renovated, complete with everything including cable and internet. Weaverville area. â&#x20AC;˘ No pets please.

(828) 658-9145. mhcinc58@yahoo.com

roommate. Female preferred.

ROOMMATE Pet friendly

Amenities: washer/dryer, 24 hour gym, pool, balcony/patio, dishwasher, fireplace, wireless internet, a/c, room has walk-in closet,

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ADVANCE CONCERT TICKET SALES â&#x20AC;˘ $11 per hour guaranteed plus a weekly bonus program. We are seeking individuals for full and part time in our local Asheville sales office. â&#x20AC;˘ Benefit package â&#x20AC;˘ Weekly paycheck â&#x20AC;˘ Students welcome. Our employees earn $500-$650 per week with bonuses. No experience necessary, we will train the right people. Enthusiasm and a clear speaking voice are required. Call today for a personal interview.

828-236-2530.

private bathroom. $430 Utilities not included. Please

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call: 305-304-0113.

ROOMMATE WANTED â&#x20AC;˘ Peaceful female, nonsmoker. Furnished room, gym. On busline. $300/month + 1/2 utilities.

Call 828-215-0677.

AFTER SCHOOL BUS DRIVER NEEDED! Eliada Homes in West Asheville is seeking an experienced Bus Driver. Hours and days are M-F 1:45 p-3:15 p. The Bus Driver is responsible for transporting students from various community public schools and deliver them to the School Age Program.

Must possess a valid NC CDL. All employees undergo a criminal background check and drug test prior to employment. Please apply at www.eliada.org/employment

by September 25th.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY 50 yr old Distribution Company looking for online trainers. Flexible hours, work from home. www.2dreambigger.com hatchellburt@aol.com

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Requirements: experience w/ Raisers Edge software, high level of organization; data entry accuracy; phone manners and customer service skills; use of merge features and Excel manipulation. Salary: Depending on experience; excellent benefits. EOE: racial minorities, women, elderly, disabled encouraged to apply. Visit www.pisgahlegal.org for complete job description.

Send resume and cover letter describing relevant experience by Sept. 30, 2011 to: employment@ pisgahlegal.org

Salon/ Spa ILLUSIONS DAY SPA â&#x20AC;˘ In a great room for hairdressers with clientele. Booth rent.

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EXPERIENCED PAINTER NEEDED â&#x20AC;˘ Non-profit company seeking a full-time painter for facility. Position entails site preparation, transporting paints, tools and materials to job site, and setting up of ladders and scaffolding. Must be detail oriented and able to understand and execute written and oral instructions.

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by September 23rd.

ADVANCE CONCERT TICKET SALES â&#x20AC;˘ $11 per hour guaranteed plus a weekly bonus program. We are seeking individuals for full and part time in our local Asheville sales office. â&#x20AC;˘ Benefit package â&#x20AC;˘ Weekly paycheck â&#x20AC;˘ Students welcome. Our employees earn $500-$650 per week with bonuses. No experience necessary, we will train the right people. Enthusiasm and a clear speaking voice are required. Call today for a personal interview.

828-236-2530.

ALL FUN GIFTS â&#x20AC;˘ We are looking for a full time inside sales employee to join our team. Candidate will be responsible for generating sales revenue by analyzing and researching database for sales leads, following up on catalogue requests, and win-back sales on old accounts. The candidate will also be responsible for processing and following up on new accounts (including both internet and new sales orders). Candidates must have strong computer skills, be verbally fluent, self motivated, positive, focused, reliable, and detail oriented.

Previous sales experience required. Benefits include competitive pay, comfortable atmosphere w/casual dress, holiday and vacation pay, health insurance, and great office hours. Salary is a fixed hourly rate + commission.

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SALES AND MARKETING CONSULTANT Base + commission. Make $30$40k with benefits after 90 days. B2B sales of print marketing materials.

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Medical/ Health Care CNA POSITIONS Flexible schedules available to caring, dependable individuals who enjoy assisting seniors in their homes.

Home Instead Senior Care. homeinstead.com/159 EXPERIENCED DENTAL FINANCIAL COORDINATOR â&#x20AC;˘ Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s energetic and able to multitask. MUST have Dentrix experience and knowledge of filing insurance. greatestdental@gmail.com MEDICAL LABORATORY TECHNOLOGIST â&#x20AC;˘ Sisters of Mercy Urgent Care seeks qualified Medical Laboratory

PR AND MARKETING ASSISTANT â&#x20AC;˘ PART-TIME (15-20/week), needed for Mountain Area Child and Family Center. â&#x20AC;˘ This newly created position will work with our Development Director managing organizational PR, Marketing, and Child Recruitment initiatives. â&#x20AC;˘ Experience and examples in any of the following areas will be key to consideration: Press release and article writing, media relations, internal and external newsletter management, Publication creation using InDesign, website copy management , cause related marketing, project management. Must demonstrate the ability to work well in a fast-paced, collaborative environment requiring an ability to deal effectively with multiple priorities and maintain focus on achievement of established goals.

Applications are available at www.macfc.org or email cover letter and resume to mfoley@macfc.org

Technologist (MLT) or MT for PRN position. Provides physicians with accurate diagnostic results to treat patients. Must use good customer service skills.

Patient contact necessary.

Requires 2 year MLT degree or 4 year MT degree. One year of laboratory work experience preferred. If you are interested in this position, please apply online at urgentcares.org/careers.

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FAMILY PRESERVATION FAMILIES TOGETHER INC. Due to continuous growth in WNC, Families Together, Inc is now hiring licensed professionals and Qualified Professionals in Buncombe, McDowell, Madison, Rutherford, Henderson, and Transylvania Counties. • Qualified candidates will include • LPC’s, LCSW’s, LMFT’s, LCAS’s, PLCSW’s, or LPCA’s and Bachelor’s and Master’s Qualified Professionals. • FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. • www.familiestogether.net • Candidates should email resumes to humanresources@ familiestogether.net

SERVICES OF NC HENDERSONVILLE REGION • Has an immediate opening for a Clinical Director.

Candidate must be fully licensed in NC or fully licensed eligible in NC. Position is responsible for clinical staff management, and program management for the region in addition to managing all clinical aspects of the region. Qualified candidates should submit resumes to

MAKE A DIFFERENCE NC Mentor is offering free informational meetings to those who are interested in becoming therapeutic foster parents. The meetings will be held on the 2nd Tuesday 6:30pm-7:30pm (snacks provided) and 4th Friday 12pm-1pm (lunch provided).

• If you are interested in making a difference in a child’s life, please call Rachel Wingo at (828) 696-2667 ext 15 or e-mail Rachel at rachel.wingo@thementornet work.com• Become a Therapeutic Foster Family. • Free informational meeting.

NC Mentor. 120C Chadwick Square Court, Hendersonville, NC 28739.

jdomansky@fpscorp.com LAKE HOUSE ACADEMY •

SERVICES • Is seeking an LCSW for adult service lines.

Pleases send resumes to csimpson@fpscorp.com YOUTH OUTRIGHT SEEKS VOLUNTEER FACILITATORS AND DRIVERS FOR LGBTQ YOUTH Youth OUTright (a support group for LGBTQ youth) seeks volunteer facilitators and drivers for Sunday afternoon meetings.

jobsearch@youthoutright.org

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positions: FT & PT Direct Care Overnight Residential – 9 AM. Job duties include monitoring sleeping students, supervising chores and breakfast, medication administration, basic computer work & light cleaning. Please email resumes to careers@lakehouseacademy. com, subject line “Overnight RC”. FT Food Services Manager. Job duties include food prep, menu planning, inventory ordering, managing a budget. Please email resumes to careers@lakehouseacademy. com, subject line “Food Services Manager”.

RAY OF LIGHT HOMES • Looking for kind, reliable, experienced staff to assist young woman with

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF HENDERSONVILLE, has opportunities for Qualified Mental Health Professionals to join our team. Qualified candidates should have a bachelor’s degree in a social services field and a minimum of 1 year experience with adults or children with mental illness.

FPS offers a competitive and comprehensive benefit package. To join our team, please send your resume to jdomansky@fpscorp.com

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FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF HENDERSONVILLE • Seeks a licensed or provisionally licensed therapist for our adult and child population.

We offer a competitive compensation and benefits package for the right credentialed, energetic team member. Please email resume and/or letter of interest to jdomansky@fpscorp.com.

THE ASHEVILLE OFFICE OF

Developmental Disabilities with habilitation and personal care needs in her home and community. Must be able to lift up to 85lbs.

Mon 7:30am-11am, Wed 1pm-9pm, Thurs 7:30am11am, Sun 9am-9pm.

Possibility of overnight stays in the staff's home (Must be wheelchair accessible) Contact Ray of Light Homes @281-9998 or email rachel@rayoflightllc.com

MENTAL HEALTH LEAD COUNSELOR • Do you have extensive experience in a residential treatment facility and looking to expand your career? Eliada Homes is hiring a Lead Residential Education Specialist (LRES) to provide individualized treatment to our student population and supervision to the residential staff apart of Earle cottage. The LRES assists the Program Manager with scheduling and ensures all shifts run efficiently. Position is full time with benefits. Please apply at www.eliada.org/employment

by September 23rd.

RESCARE HOMECARE ResCare HomeCare is currently seeking Community Specialists, Case Managers and Licensed Clinicians in the Asheville and Marion offices. Please email inquiries/resumes to jlatner@rescare.com.

CAREGIVER PART-TIME Seeking energetic, responsible caregiver to watch a 4 year old and 2 year old at our East Asheville home. Weekly hours vary between 10am-6pm, Monday-Friday.

Daycare/Preschool experience preferred. cebquery@gmail.com

Arts/Media PHOTOGRAPHY POSITION Seeking photographers to travel to a youth sporting event leaving on October 6th and returning on October 10th going to Washington DC. Photography experience

SEEKING QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL FOR PROGRAM MANAGER POSITION • Eliada Homes has an open position for an individual with past supervisory skills preferably in mental health and that meets QP standards. The PM is responsible for overall management and supervision of their assigned PRTF cottage unit. Other responsibilities include staff schedules, training and development of residential staff, management of budgets and other agency reports. Please apply at www.eliada.org/employment

by September 23rd.

and/or have experience playing sports with an understanding of team line ups for team portrait photography is a huge plus.

Must be energetic, self sufficient, great with children, and at least 19 years of age with a valid drivers license.Please email a short foreword in your email along with a resume to sidelinepics03@gmail.com

ASSOCIATE VICE PRESIDENT, INSTRUCTIONAL SERVICES • FT. The Associate Vice President of Instructional Services is responsible for leadership and coordination of the instructional support at each college location, is responsible for ensuring growth of online learning, faculty development for fulltime and part-time faculty, and making sure that all instructional programs and disciplines have measurable learning outcomes. • MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS: 1. A Master’s degree from accredited college or university. 2. Five years management experience in progressively responsible positions, demonstrating leadership in curriculum and instruction, program development and evaluation, strategic planning and managing staff and faculty in an academic unit. 3.

Experience in budget and goal setting process. 4. A minimum of 3 years teaching experience at the post secondary level. 5.

Experience working in a higher education leadership role. • PREFERRED REQUIREMENTS: 1.

Doctorate in higher education administration. • REVIEW DATE: 10/3/11. • SALARY RANGE: $80,000$95,000. Please go to https://abtcc.peopleadmin.co m/ for detailed job description and application process.

EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATORS Mountain Area Child and Family Center (MACFC) is a model learning environment where young children thrive, families flourish, and early childhood professionals excel. • This 5-star child development center is accepting applications for an experienced EHS educator at our Montmorenci site in Candler. Experienced, caring individuals with knowledge of developmentally appropriate practice needed.

• A BA/BS degree in ECE, Child Development or related field is preferred (AAS in ECE or CDA or above required).

Fluency in Spanish a plus.

Position is 30 hours per week with benefits. • Applications are available at www.macfc.org or email mfoley@macfc.org

PART-TIME IN-HOME EDUCATOR Mountain Area Child and Family Center (MACFC) is a model learning environment where young children thrive, families flourish, and early childhood professionals excel. • This 5-star child development center is accepting applications for a This position provides homebased instruction that focuses on supporting the parent-child relationship, parent education and personal development, child development and family health and wellness promotion. Must be very organized and efficient with managing recordkeeping and schedules. BA/BS in ECE, Social Work, or related field preferred. Need reliable transportation and flexibility to occasionally meet families for an evening or weekend appointment. Fluency in Spanish or Russian preferred. • To learn more about our amazing child focused program visit www.macfc.org or about our revolutionary nutrition program please visit www.rainbowinmytummy.co m • To apply, please submit an cover letter with 3 references and resume to mfoley@macfc.org and/or complete an application online www.macfc.org

Jobs Wanted EXPERIENCED ADMINISTRATIVE/RECEPTI ONIST Mature, responsible lady seeking part-time position, flexible skills. Many years experience. I can offer a variety of benefits to a good employer. Please call 253-0560.

EXPERIENCED, HIGHLYQUALIFIED TEACHER AVAILABLE FOR TUTORING Qualified to instruct all grades in English, History and more. Flexible availability. $35/hr in my home or $40/hr in yours. Call Jo Ann at 828-505-0042 or visit my website http://www.wyzant.com/Tuto rs/joannsashevilletutoring.

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MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic Massage. Manual Lymph Drainage. Lymphedema Treatment. $45/hour or sliding scale for financial hardship. 17+ years experience. 828-254-4110.

NC License #146. www.uhealth.net SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town— - or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor hot tub; melt in our sauna; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists.

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Spiritual MASTER INTUITIVE PSYCHIC Nina Anin. Private readings. Call 253-7472. asknina@excite.com

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Musical Services ONE WORLD MEDIA STUDIO • Music and Video Production • In Studio • Live Venue • HD Video • HQ Audio. Call (828) 335-9316.

On the web: 1worldmediastudio.com

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Lost Pets A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org

ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away.

Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 215-7232.

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Autos 2008 KIA SPECTRA 5 57,000 miles, 100,000 mile warranty in effect. Excellent condition. $9850. 215-9726.

Trucks/Vans/SUVs 2000 INFINITI QX4 Fully loaded. $3800.

Call 215-9726.

Automotive Services WE’LL FIX IT AUTOMOTIVE • Honda and Acura repair.

Half price repair and service.

ASE and factory certified.

Located in the Weaverville area. Please call 828-2756063 for appointment.

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Jewelry WATCH REPAIR RDR Watch Repair. Professional service that comes to you. Batteries, Repairs, Cleaning & more at your doorstep. 828.419.0537 or rdrwatch.com

General Merchandise FOR SALE • 2 COOPER TIRES TRENDSETTER SE 205/70R15 In excellent condition with approximately 10,000 good miles left. Tires were on my Century Buick. $50 Total. In Weaverville.

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COMMUNITY PARTNERSHIP FOR PETS • Free or low cost spay/neuter information and vouchers. 1st and 3rd Saturday of each month 123PM at Blue Ridge Mall, Four Seasons Blvd., Hendersonville (at the Kmart entrance). • 4th Saturday of each month 10AM - 2PM at Tractor Supply, Four Seasons Blvd., Hendersonville.

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THIS SATURDAY! September 24, 8am3pm. Leni’s huge estate/yard sale extravaganza. Antiques, furniture, art, jewelry, dishes, glassware, collectibles and collections: Smurfs, Batman, Steiff, cobalt, miniature pitchers and lots more. • 180 Robinhood Road (Merrimon to Beaverdam to Elk Mt Scenic Hwy to Robinhood). (rain date, October 1, 8am-3pm) No early birds please!

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