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p. 10 Tiger by the tail The Cliffs at High Carolina, perhaps the biggest high-end development in Buncombe County history, is banking on superstar golfer Tiger Woods’ good name to sell lots. Now that Woods is enveloped in personal scandal, will his brand take a hit — and take the Cliffs down with him?

Cover design by Carrie Lare Photograph by Jonathan Welch

news 12 Outdoor smoke Asheville considers smoking ban in city parks

16 Asheville’s new City Council New members, same mayor sworn in

18 God and city Council member Bothwell seated after atheism tift

arts&entertainment 22-40 holiday central Last minute local gifts, WNC holiday

traditions, commentary from Howard Hanger, news on downtown’s Seasonal Sizzle and more

62 homecoming A Swannanoa Solstice celebrates Appalachia’s Celtic roots

63 hookers and bat wings Juke Joint comes to Asheville 65 like playing naked Jeff Markham & the Last Call

features 5 Letters 7 Cartoon: Molton 9 Commentary 16 The Buzz WNC news briefs 20 Outdoors Out and about in WNC 42 Community Calendar 47 FreeWill Astrology 48 edgy mama Parenting from the edge 51 Conscious party Benefits 53 News of the Weird 54 GREEN SCENE WNC eco-news 56 Food The straight dish on local eats 60 Small Bites Local food news 66 artillery Visual art around town 67 soundtrack Local music news 68 smart bets What to do, who to see 70 Asheville Disclaimer 71 ClubLand Who’s playing where 77 cranky hanke Movie reviews 80 Classifieds 86 Cartoon: brent brown 87NY Times crossword

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letters The power — and the need — to be silent On behalf of area witches and pagans, I warned Buncombe County commissioners that their practice of inviting primarily monotheistic male ministers to pray prior to meetings was exclusionary, unconstitutional and lawsuit-worthy. It was insensitive to the great diversity of beliefs Ashevilleans have: Buddhist, Jewish, Voudon, you name it.

This practice was no oversight, but rather a concerted, prejudicial policy that effectively disenfranchised a vast number of voters and, if it is continued, it could result in another costly, avoidable legal loss similar to the county’s failed Parkside case last year.

Pastor Jerry Young has bemoaned the loss of “our” historical “privilege.” Rev. J. Wendell Runion agrees: “If we put ‘In God we trust’ on our money, we can surely say a prayer before our county commissioners’ meeting.”

I feel compassion for those who’ve enjoyed easy cachet by acting as religious intercessors for the high and mighty. Perhaps they sincerely fear losing face or political power. But such judgmental statements reflect a lack of appreciation for America’s time-honored separation of church and state, and fly in the face of Asheville’s nationwide spiritual renown. …

The state ACLU rep says it doesn’t work to let faiths take turns invoking deities. So we’re facing either hearing a nonsectarian prayer that

expresses no belief in a specific religion or deity, or having a moment of silence at the meetings.

The Power to Be Silent is one of the four traditional abilities accorded witches, and sacred to the Northern Element of Earth, itself associated with mundane matters. Most faiths allow for quiet contemplation, as well as those that reject religion altogether. The right and need of private thought is possibly one of the few things everyone holds dear.

Beyond the rhetoric this issue has evoked, this debate seems part of the general trend toward unity. Given the choice we now face, and given the noise, rush and dilemmas we all daily endure, perhaps the more preferable of the two is to agree to share a moment of rare reflection. Perhaps doing so will promote peace in all those assembled to address issues of common concern.

Regardless of how it all shakes out, one thing seems clear: All Buncombe citizens deserve equanimity from their elected officials, as well as from any board that wields political power.

— Dixie Deerman, aka Lady Passion, High Priestess of Coven Oldenwilde Asheville

Cyclists deserve protection, not abuse Two years ago I moved from the Ocala/ Gainesville, Fla., area to Asheville so I could enjoy some of the best cycling and kayaking in the country. It was also to move away from some

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In “SoundTrack: Depeche Modo” (Nov. 18 Xpress), we incorrectly identified Modo’s bass player as “Justin Powell (Vertigo Jazz Project).” In fact, Modo’s bassist is Justin Powell and VJP’s keyboard player is Justin W. Powell. We regret the error. of the psychotic Florida drivers who enjoyed threatening and intimidating cyclists with their cars. Many Florida drivers drive within inches of cyclists while traveling at 60 mph, and spit, scream obscenities and throw objects at them.

After being threatened with a gun, I decided it was time to leave.

I don’t know of any other sport that tolerates the abuse cyclists are exposed to. Now I find the coward firefighter Charles Alexander Diez is going to serve only four months of jail time for almost shooting out the brains of Mr. Alan Simons. If Charles Diez had shot at a mother holding her 3-year-old son in an Ingles parking lot, he would have been charged with first-degree attempted murder and spent many years in jail.

Fortunately for him, he only shot at a male cyclist and missed him by one inch, almost leaving his 3-year-old son fatherless. Hopefully Mr. Simons has sought the services of a cycling attorney.

Judge James Downs has enjoyed his Superior Court position for far too long. He is no longer able to serve and protect people of this state.

His ruling guarantees the status quo of great disregard for the lives of cyclists, their families and property. A man in Cleveland was recently sentenced to 15 years in jail for attempted rape. In Asheville, you only get four months for attempted murder.

The law states that motor vehicles must share the road with bicycles (North Carolina Driver’s Handbook, page 95): “Bicyclists usually ride on the right side of the lane, but are entitled to the use of a full lane. When passing a bicyclist always remember the bicyclist is entitled to use the full lane.”

I hear people complain about cyclists violating traffic laws. Hundreds of tickets are handed out every day by state and local police to motorvehicle drivers and to cyclists. Most importantly, I have never seen a police officer issue a ticket to a motor-vehicle driver for endangering the life of a cyclist.

It is obvious to most cyclists that Judge Downs has compromised the value of their lives. Traffic laws concerning bicyclists need to be changed/ amended to protect cyclists. Some states have laws granting cyclists a minimum distance of six feet between them and a motor vehicle. This is the combined height of a bicycle and rider. After the law has been changed, police officers need to be encouraged to issue tickets. I personally will be working hard toward this end.

— John T. Kelley III Asheville

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A response to preachy vegetarians You know, for a time, I was contemplating a conversion to a vegetarian lifestyle — but I was worried that the consumption of an exclusively vegetarian diet might cause me to become smug and self-righteous.

Here’s a (smug and self-righteous?) suggestion for all you preachy vegetarians out there with your Googled statistical factoids: Why don’t you try doing something really difficult to make a difference in the world? We live in a world fairly brimming with suffering, injustice, war, death, privation, squalor, corruption, corporate malfeasance, economic inequality, overpopulation, etc.

Ever heard of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs?

The long and the short of it is that even those of us who really care about the world don’t really

care what you have to say on this subject so long as we have bigger fish to fry (mmm, fried fish).

Irritating us meat-eaters isn’t going to get any of us any closer to saving the world from the perils of global warming, or any other peril for that matter.

Nobody likes to be preached to about how wrong their own behavior is — but if you ever want to get together to complain about how wrong everybody else is, give me a call.

— Matt Rawlings Weaverville

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heart-chakra energy this holy place carries. But why isn’t this love being shared cross-culturally?

If you are going to talk about love, you better talk about love for your sisters and brothers of different colors, otherwise nothing has been accomplished. Love is not a fashion or a buzzword, it is a practice! Remember, this current reality in which we live is all based on ideas and thoughts — not heartfelt compassion, otherwise there would be a lot more care in its dealings.

Let’s strip things down to the bare bone; let’s peel the skin back ‘cause it’s not “all good”! Let us not say that everything is hunky-dory here in Asheville. It may be a bit honky-dory, especially regarding race relations. There are some really good parts about this town, but the racist underbelly needs to be exposed, talked about and brought out into the open. Then, together we can dump the skeletons out of the closets.

Love and compassion are just wimpy words without the tooth and nail to protect them. I say P.C. really means “petty control.” I talked to this guy about going to buy some cigarettes downtown one night, and he said, “There’s no store around here.” I said, ”There’s a little store right down the road.” “The Hot Spot,” he said. “Yeah!” I said. He said, ”Oh, that place is real shady; I don’t want that vibe in my aura.”

Spirituality is a holy, unifying thing; it is not for some fool to use as a whim to continue this deeprooted segregation that permeates this town.

It’s hard not to get upset when it seems that everyone in Asheville is more worried about recycling than the quality of life of their fellow human beings. The pay rate in this town is so low that people of all races might as well just be

slaves; at least we might get fed better. Maybe it’s time for a living wage; let’s put some love where it really counts: into the lives of others less fortunate and of different cultural origins — red, black, white and yellow. As the Hopi see themselves as people of clay, from the substance of the Earth herself, and as the Earth has different colors without discrimination and intolerance, so should we as a people gaze at one another.

— James Raven Asheville

Counting the cost of the Afghan war in Asheville terms I was extremely saddened to hear that our country will commit some 30,000-plus of our most able and gifted men and women to fight an everlasting war in Afghanistan.

But some people can only understand the cost in monetary terms. Let’s look at Asheville’s cost, according to statistics compiled by the National Priorities Project (nationalpriorities.org).

Since 2001, when the U.S. first started fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan, taxpayers in Asheville have paid approximately $44.2 million (an average of $5.5 million per year). This doesn’t count funds spent in Iraq or other defense purposes, by the way.

This much money spent in Asheville could have paid for: • health care for 9,461 persons for an entire year • renewable energy for 35,046 homes for a year • 1,131 public-safety officers for a year • 828 music and arts teachers for a year • scholarships for 8,777 university students for

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a year • Pell Grants worth $5,350 each for 8,257 students for a year • 418 affordable housing units could have been built • health care for 21,068 children for a year • Head Start places for 5,995 children for a year • 916 more elementary school teachers for a year • 676 port container inspectors for a year.

So even if you think that you take no position on our continuous war in Afghanistan, but you do care about education, health care, the environment, high taxation, national debt, the arts, jobs, law and order, or simply common sense, you need to also take a position against the proposed surge of troops in Afghanistan.

If the dollars mean nothing to you, count the countless loss of lives among loved ones here and in Afghanistan because of the United States’ stubborn persistence in a country that has destroyed empires for at least half a millennium.

Is there another way to protect our country?

Or are we simply helping create new and more angry terrorists willing to give their lives to get even with us someday?

— Rachael Bliss Asheville

An open letter to Rep. Brad Miller on auditing the Federal Reserve This is an open letter to Rep. Brad Miller.

Dear Congressman Miller, I do not know if you’ll ever get this, but here is an open letter from the 11th District to the 13th. ...

Libertarian Ron Paul, socialist Bernie Sanders, conservative Jim Demint and progressive Alan Grayson have all championed the original language of HR 1207, to audit the Federal Reserve.

Though being new in government has nothing to do with these men supporting the original language of HR 1207, three of the four are senior members of the House and Senate. Many conservative, liberal and libertarian talk show hosts have supported this honest, grassroots effort to audit the fed. Clearly, this effort is not about politics.

Did you feel it was necessary to play politics yourself and follow your fellow North Carolinian, Mel Watt, to Wachovia or Bank of America to collect your share of their lobbying effort to kill the audit? Was it for Mel, Barney and partisan reasons? I know for a fact it certainly wasn’t about representing your constituents in the 13th district. So what was it?

After the housing bubble burst, bailouts, inflated gas prices, Bush and Obama’s failed stimulus packages, Bush and Obama’s gigantic supplementary “defense” spending, endless wars and the fed defending its continuous secret bailouts of banks, is it really that hard to believe you’re getting so many calls from people on all sides of the ballpark sounding like hardcore libertarians defending the Constitution with every last breath?

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commentary Turkey in the straw

An entrepreneur’s winter holiday

by Jerry Sternberg When I attended UNC-Chapel Hill in the late ’40s, most students viewed the holiday season as a time to relax. For me it represented economic opportunity. My parents had saved to pay my college expenses, but I was responsible for earning my spending money.

My first year home from college, a close family friend gave me a job at his small credit-jewelry store in Waynesville. The retail business was new to me. I had always worked in an industrial setting, primarily with recyclable scrap products.

I was required to wear a coat and tie and greet all the customers. It was fun, because it was sort of a Norman Rockwell setting: a small town where everyone knew one another and came to the store not only to shop but to socialize. The mayor, the banker and other dignitaries would drop in to visit with my courtly and very popular boss, Dave Feldman.

I enjoyed seeing the children with stars in their eyes, fresh from the traditional Santa Claus lap dance, accompanying their parents in their holiday shopping.

the beautiful earrings. Those assembled were also bragging about how stunning they were, what a devoted grandson she had, and encouraging her to hold the earrings up so we could all see how they looked.

She soldiered on without missing a beat until I presented her with another package containing a nice brooch (that’s what grandmothers wore in those days), and we all had a hearty laugh and a good family story that we told for years.

In a way, this incident helped me reach another conclusion. I decided that retail work was less desirable than industrial work, even though it required less physical labor and took place in a more appealing setting. Wearing a coat and tie and standing on my feet all day never fit my comfort zone.

More importantly, however, the cost of my grandmother’s gift took a sizable chunk out of my meager paycheck. There had to be a better way to make money in the short time available.

My dad put me on to a new idea. He had concerns and even felt guilty when he gave his employees cash bonuses. He was afraid, with some

Scrooge guilt trip: that Bob Cratchit might stop by the local speakeasy and drink and gamble away his paycheck, leaving poor Tiny Tim sitting in the cold eating thin gruel and moldy bread for his holiday meal.

This pitch proved so successful that I sold some 300 baskets the first year and made a tidy profit. I hired some of my former high-school buddies to help me pick up the ingredients, pack and deliver the baskets, decorated with red and green confetti.

By my third year I made an astounding profit — nearly $1,000 — and was able to donate the leftover food to a shelter.

It was a win-win: I earned my college money, and the employers could relish their own bountiful holiday meal guilt-free, knowing that Tiny Tim and all of their employees’ children would also enjoy a sumptuous repast.

Let it be scriven in the Gospel of Jerry, then, that ye too shall have a joyous and fulfilling holiday. X Jerry Sternberg has been active on the local scene for many years. He can be reached at gospeljerry@aol. com.

My dad was afraid the bonus money wouldn’t survive the temptations of John Barleycorn that beckoned to these employees on the way home.

I knew very little about jewelry, but I could sell a watch or an inexpensive ring. If the customer seemed interested in a higher-price item, a prearranged signal would suddenly bring Mr. Feldman to my side for a friendly “T.O.” (takeover).

One day, as I was cleaning up in the back, I came upon this truly horrible pair of long, dangly ladies’ earrings with some of the glass “stones” missing.

They were obviously meant to be discarded.

My grandmother — one of the kindest, sweetest people I have ever known — was visiting from Atlanta. Always very proper and carefully dressed, she never, ever said anything derogatory about anyone. As a matter of fact, she was so sweet and wonderful that, as much of a miscreant kid as I was, I never considered doing anything to displease her.

But the discovery of the reject jewelry and a family proclivity for practical jokes made for a dangerous combination. My grandmother was not only gullible: She detested earrings.

On the night when the family gathered at the dinner table to exchange gifts, I presented her with an exquisitely wrapped package containing the earrings. Of course, all the rest of the family were in on the scam.

When she opened the package, my grandmother looked absolutely incredulous, but she recovered immediately and began to rave about

justification, that the money would not survive the temptations of John Barleycorn from the shot houses and the bolito tickets and tip-board joints that beckoned to many of these employees on the way home.

So he came up with the idea of also giving each employee a food basket to ensure that, at the very least, their family would be able to enjoy a real holiday meal.

I offered to supply the baskets, provided that I could sell enough of them to other employers to turn a profit.

I went to the wholesale food distributors, many of whom were right near my dad’s business in the Depot Street neighborhood, and checked prices.

Then I developed a menu, which included a turkey, dressing mix, cranberry sauce, canned vegetables, nuts and fruit.

Believe it or not, I could sell the basic basket for $5 and the most elaborate one (complete with candy and even a few small toys) for $10. I still had to drag out my coat and tie to make my sales calls, though.

There were a number of textile-waste recyclers and small manufacturers in the area, most of whom I knew. In the late 1940s, people receiving the minimum wage earned $16 for a 40-hour week.

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In Tiger Town, everything was supposed to be first-class.

The stunning, 50-mile views high atop craggy mountains. The luxurious $3 million home sites.

Private parkland, walking trails, a helipad. And a golf course designed by none other than Tiger Woods, the man many consider the greatest golfer who ever lived.

Officially it’s known as The Cliffs at High Carolina. But for all intents and purposes, when the developers announced in August 2007 that one of the world’s most famous sports stars was designing its golf course, Tiger Town was born.

And with the acclaimed golfer’s name, image and reputation inextricably linked to it, the biggest development ever seen in Buncombe County seemed possessed of enormous economic potential.

Fast-forward to November 2009 and the news that Woods had cracked up his Escalade attempting to flee from an argument with his wife over his supposed affair with another woman. In the ensuing days and weeks, more reports have emerged concerning numerous other alleged affairs. His gold-plated name, once associated with golf excellence and a clean family image, has now been tied to sexual encounters with porn stars and party girls.

Meanwhile, a billboard advertising The Cliffs at High Carolina has morphed into a sardonic setup line. Featuring a giant image of Woods against a backdrop of Western North Carolina mountains, the massive sign urges viewers to “see what inspired me.” The punch line? Any of

What inspired him: Woods may be enveloped in a personal scandal, but the superstar golfer still looms large in promotional materials for The Cliffs at High Carolina. Above, a page from the development’s Web site showing Woods on-site. that most of his larger sponsors will take a waitand-see approach to see how Woods’ personal brand fares in the months to come.

So how will the scandal affect Woods’ first golf course, which is right here in Buncombe County?

Given the high-end development’s massive scale and apparent economic potential, the impact on

“The golf course could have a huge economic impact, especially if he brings his tournament here.”

— Black Mountain Mayor Carl Bartlett a dozen tabloid photos of women other than his wife who have now been linked to Woods.

As of this writing, Woods has mostly kept silent and out of the spotlight, even as the stories and speculation rage. The world’s No. 1 golfer, who ranks second all-time in the number of major tournaments won, has announced that he’s taking an indefinite leave from competing on the links to tend to his personal life.

As for corporate sponsors, the global consulting firm Accenture Ltd. announced it was dropping Woods. The golfer’s numerous other corporate clients are still standing by their prominent pitchman, though television ads featuring Woods have stopped airing, and analysts are suggesting

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neighboring communities could be significant.

To get a read on the evolving situation, Xpress checked in with assorted local voices.

Too soon to tell

In neighboring Black Mountain, folks appear to be taking a wait-and-see attitude.

“At this point, I think we really don’t know,” says Mayor Carl Bartlett when asked about the potential local impact of Woods’ troubles. For the most part, Swannanoa Valley residents have kept any concerns they might have to themselves, Bartlett reports.

And with the golf course and surrounding development all still under construction, any financial benefits to the area are hard to gauge, he

points out. But everyone’s aware of the potential.

“The golf course could have a huge economic impact, especially if he brings his tournament here,” says Bartlett. “It’s amazing to imagine what four days of national attention on High Carolinas and our area could do.”

It might prove “a lifeline in the future,” says the mayor, “and I certainly hope this doesn’t harm that.”

Bob McMurray, executive director of the Black Mountain/Swannanoa Chamber of Commerce, agrees.

“We’re a little concerned, but it’s too early to tell,” he says. “I’d hope that Black Mountain and Swannanoa are still beautiful enough that people will come here, but Tiger Woods is a big drawing card.

“Hopefully he’ll put his personal life behind, and his professional career will still be enough of a draw for The Cliffs to finish their development,” McMurray says.

Dean Pistor, a local investor who co-owns Realty World Commercial Marketplace and The Beacon Pub in Swannanoa, says he doubts the current controversy will have much impact on The Cliffs. Due to the economic downturn, he notes, the local real-estate market, particularly for high-end homes, has been sluggish.

Pistor says he’s banking more on the jobs The Cliffs will create than on the homeowners it will attract. And over the long haul, he believes

Swannanoa will get a boost from the development.

“Will this controversy affect sales? I don’t really think so, and honestly, I hope it blows over soon because I feel it’s already been blown out of proportion. There are all these women coming forward now just to get their name in the paper.

I mean, c’mon. So what?”

Unchanged

So far, the official line from Tiger Town is supportive. In a Dec. 8 statement, Scott Ziegler, president of corporate branding for The Cliffs Communities, wrote: “Our thoughts and prayers are with the Woods family as they deal with this personal and private family matter. Our relationship with Tiger Woods and our commitment to The Cliffs at High Carolina remains unchanged.”

But Woods’ “family man” image has been a key selling point for The Cliffs. “With a wife and two kids, your perspective in life changes,” the golfer says in a video on the development’s Web site, as spotlighted by a CNBC reporter.

The video continues: “I want to have my kids experience something like this. I want to be able to bring them up here and feel safe, feel secure — enjoy running the trails and being a part of nature like this. Because your priorities start changing and evolving once you have a family, and I want to come up here as often as I possibly can.” Woods also says: “One of the things that has drawn me to this is the fact that I can bring my family here. We’ll be here a lot.”

As of October, the development had closed on about 30 lots, averaging $1 million apiece, according to The Greenville News. All told, there are 99 lots at the development, which covers some 3,000 acres in Swannanoa and Fairview. Original plans called for more than 1,000 home sites costing $300,000 to $3 million, and custom homes priced from $700,000 to $5 million.

A waiting game

In the meantime, however, the unavoidable link between professional and personal life is problematic for all the companies relying on Woods to help sell their products. The Wall Street Journal reported Dec. 9 that representatives of Nike, Procter & Gamble’s Gillette brand, video game maker Electronic Arts, PepsiCo’s Gatorade sports drink and laser eye-surgery chain TLC Vision had all reaffirmed their relationships with Woods. Pepsi said its recent decision to drop a Gatorade product named for Woods was not related to the scandal, and NetJets, a rental company, said Dec. 7 that it continued to support the star golfer.

“What’s going on right now is that these companies are really holding out and waiting to see what will happen,” says Kadence A. Otto, an associate professor at Western Carolina University and director of the college’s sportmanagement program. “But my question is, how long can they hold out? I could see those companies dissolving contracts if he doesn’t come out into the public eye.”

In the case of The Cliffs, notes Otto, an issue to be aware of is the risks involved in “building an entire facility around a person, because we’re all fallible.” The public, she maintains, can be fairly forgiving, particularly when a celebrity admits

Teed off? The shifting state of the Tiger Woods brand Tiger Woods has been in high demand among top-dollar corporate clients seeking a celebrity to help peddle their products.

But amid the mounting scandal and media frenzy surrounding his personal travails, various national authorities are assessing and debating the current standing and value of his personal brand, and those opinions are all over the map.

Here’s a selection of what pundits and analysts are seeing and predicting, even as the star athlete’s situation continues to evolve.

“Brands associated with Tiger are now working with a double-edged sword. The saturation of Tiger in the media has heightened the recognition of his sponsor affiliations. But at the same time, for these brands, the controversy is contributing to a more negative impact on public perception. It’s the age-old debate: Is all publicity good publicity?”

— Randall Beard, executive vice president and general manager, Nielsen IAG, quoted in Brandweek, Dec. 10 “It is ‘grossly premature’ to assess the extent of any long-term damage to Mr. Woods’ reputation and the impact on a given brand, says Kevin Adler, founder and president of Engage Marketing, a Chicago sports and entertainment marketing firm. ‘Superior performance on the field of play has the very real potential to re-establish Tiger’s brand.’”

— The Wall Street Journal, Dec. 10 “What about all those endorsements Woods has been cashing in on? Will the public still purchase products promoted by the now-tarnished sports figure? Americans respond overwhelmingly, ‘Yes.’ Ninety-one percent say Woods’ ‘transgressions’ make no difference when deciding whether or not to buy a product endorsed by the golfer. Eight

a mistake, but that forgiveness can be tougher to come by as the Woods story grows and he remains silent.

Tell it like it is

Jennifer McLucas, director of account services and public relations for The Goss Agency in Asheville, agrees.

“First and foremost, if you make a mistake, you acknowledge it,” she counsels. If she could give Woods any advice, says McLucas, it would be to “come forward with compassion. When you sit back, you appear to be elusive and withholding information, and the public tends to be less sympathetic.”

Woods “can be vague,” she continues. “He doesn’t have to tell the world whatever it was that led him to do what he did. He doesn’t have

percent say recent events will make them less likely to buy such products.”

— Marist Institute for Public Opinion, reporting on the results of a recent poll, Dec. 9 “Despite the claims of solidarity [by Woods’ main sponsors], though, some observers have begun an endorsement-deal deathwatch. As the number of women with whom Woods is linked grows each day — and he refuses to address the escalating situation — it becomes increasingly difficult for sponsors to position him as a credible frontman. Indeed, according to media tracker Nielsen, the last time a commercial featuring Tiger Woods appeared on television was Nov. 29.”

— Jessica Shambora, reporting for CNNMoney, Dec. 9 “I think at some point, if this were to continue, then you will see advertisers back away. They don’t want to do it right now, because they have so much money invested in this brand. This is the best-known athlete in the world. And he has been a family man and had this incredible image. But this won’t last long if it keeps going.”

— noted sports agent Leigh Steinberg, quoted by CBS News, Dec. 9 “The average level of negative buzz for celebrities is 4 percent, which makes Tiger’s current level of negative buzz at a massive 80 percent one of the very highest we have seen and comparable to Kanye West’s scores at the height of his VMA/Taylor Swift scandal.

In addition, as we’ve seen with celebrities like Kanye, a sudden drop in affinity will not recover overnight. It takes some time to regain consumers’ love and admiration.”

— Graham Kerr, executive vice president of Millward Brown, an Illinois-based brandresearch firm, on the results of a company survey and celebrity-buzz calculus conducted Dec. 8

a responsibility to the American public, but he does have a responsibility to golf and the entities who endorse him.”

As for The Cliffs, McLucas, too, likes the waitand-see approach.

“I’m of the opinion that most people make mistakes, and most people warrant a second chance. Which leads me to say that, as far as The Cliffs, I wouldn’t necessarily drop everything about Tiger. Let’s face it: Tiger is probably the greatest golfer that’s ever lived. Having a golf course that’s designed by Tiger Woods, one that inspires him — there’s something to be said for that.” X Jason Sandford can be reached at 251-1333, ext.

115, or at jsandford@mountainx.com.

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Airing it out: Smokers at Pritchard Park say banning smoking there and in other parks is misguided. Left to right: Bana Brotz, Virginia LeMaistre, Aerin Moonbourne. photo by Jonathan Welch

by Brian Postelle A statewide ban on smoking in all workplaces, including bars and restaurants, takes effect Saturday, Jan. 2. But that same legislation, passed by the General Assembly in May, also boosts local governments’ ability to restrict smoking in public areas such as parks — a move Asheville is already mulling over.

In August, City Council instructed the city attorney’s office to draft an ordinance that would address smoking on city-owned property; it is

scheduled for Nov. 24, the last Council meeting before new members would be sworn in, but the item was postponed pending further legal analysis.

Oast says it could be ready for Council review in January.

If Asheville takes that step, it will join a handful of other communities nationwide that have banned smoking in parks, both as a way of protecting people from secondhand smoke and to discourage smoking in general.

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“By piece, cigarette butts make up 80 percent of the trash we pick up.”

— Allison McGehee, Asheville GreenWorks expected to come before Council early in the new year.

“This broadens the areas where we may prohibit smoking,” City Attorney Bob Oast told Xpress. In addition to all city parks, the ordinance could also cover Asheville’s evolving greenway system and the Municipal Golf Course. Meanwhile, the momentum for such a ban is building outside the Council chamber.

In June, the Buncombe County Board of Health adopted a resolution urging the commissioners to prohibit smoking on all county-owned property.

Two months later, the Board of Commissioners unanimously approved such a ban, backing it up with a $50 fine.

Then, in October, the city’s Recreation Board — which advises City Council on policy matters — recommended such a ban on a 4-2 vote with one abstention. A public hearing had initially been

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the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, have raised concerns about exposure to secondhand smoke even in outdoor areas.

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At the heart of Asheville’s debate stands Pritchard Park. One of the city’s most visible recreational facilities, it is frequently home to a cadre of smokers. The park has also been at the epicenter of other downtown social issues, panhandling included, which have earned the attention of groups such as Downtown Asheville Residential Neighbors that are looking to change the demographics of park users. The group has several times petitioned the city to make the park more attractive to visitors, residents and families, including requesting a park ranger and increased police patrols. The Friends of Pritchard Park, a collaboration between DARN and Asheville GreenWorks, also pulled together a

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Picking up what you’re throwing down: Asheville GreenWorks Volunteer Coordinator Allison McGehee picks up butts during a weekly litter cleanup downtown. photo by Jonathan Welch

lunchtime concert series there.

After DARN approved a resolution recommending that the city ban smoking there in earlier this year, the resolution soon picked up endorsements from the Downtown Association and Asheville GreenWorks.

“We talked about it being a pilot program” for a potential broader ban, said downtown resident Patrick Mullen, who drafted the DARN resolution.

“I think it would enhance the park.” Reducing the amount of secondhand smoke drifting through would make the facility more attractive to users, he believes.

But unlike enclosed bars and restaurants, where secondhand smoke fills whole rooms, some maintain that outdoor areas do not pose as clear a danger.

“We’re outside. Why wouldn’t we be allowed to smoke?” asks Aerin Moonbourne after lighting up with friends at the park.

Mullen, though, points to mounting evidence of secondhand smoke danger. “I don’t think that it’s any question anymore that it’s a health issue,” he countered. The air in the park, he maintains, is “pretty cloudy most of the time, and there’s cigarette butts all over.”

But Gabriel McKinney, also enjoying a smoke at the park, believes there’s a larger agenda lurking behind the ban. “They do this every year,” he asserts. “It’s just digging up dirt to push the homeless out.

Pointing toward a large sidewalk corner across the street, Moonbourne predicts that it will become the new smoking venue if a ban is imposed.

“They’re just going to go smoke over there,” he says.

Meanwhile, the view from on the ground is that change is needed — no ifs, ands or butts. “By piece, cigarette butts make up 80 percent of the trash we pick up,” says Asheville GreenWorks staffer Allison McGehee. Every Tuesday, the group picks up litter around downtown, often starting from Pritchard Park. As of Dec. 6, they’d collected 32,555 butts this year, Executive Director Susan Roderick reports.

Rather than singling out the park, however, the draft ordinance now working its way toward

Council would apply to all city “grounds,” which state law defines as “unenclosed areas owned, leased or occupied” by a local government. That’s the language Buncombe County used, and it forms the bedrock of the proposed city ordinance. “We are trying to make the regulation as consistent [with the county’s] as possible,” notes Oast.

Legal wrinkles, though, pose additional challenges. Much of the smoking at Pritchard Park is actually done on the sidewalk surrounding it, and under state law, a city can’t ban smoking on public sidewalks. “Part of what we are looking at is when does the sidewalk become the park,” Oast explained.

Geoff Ferland, one of the two Recreation Board members who voted against the recommendation, noted that restricting smokers to the perimeter of Pritchard Park actually makes them more visible to storefronts.

There is some legal middle ground, however. The city could choose to make some parks nonsmoking while allowing it in others. Oast also believes Council members could create designated smoking areas within facilities such as the new Pack Square Park, which is expected to host concerts, festivals and other events likely to attract smokers.

Roderick Simmons, the city’s director of Parks, Recreation and Cultural Arts, says his department has been working with the Asheville Police Department to determine how such an ordinance would be enforced and how much energy the APD can afford to expend on monitoring smokers.

McGehee, meanwhile, stresses that although she supports the ban, it’s not a magic bullet. Echoing Moonbourne, she says smokers will most likely just move to the sidewalks, following the example of displaced bar patrons gathered outside those establishments. And unless more receptacles for butts are provided and an educational campaign is launched to win over smokers, the ordinance could merely shift the situation elsewhere.

“It’s going to be a problem if people just throw their butts down before entering the park,” she points out. X Brian Postelle can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 153, or at bpostelle@mountainx.com.

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Applause isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t typically allowed inside the Asheville City Council chamber, and those attending the regular Tuesday-night meetings are asked to refrain from emotional outbursts. But loud cheers and claps punctuated a special Dec. 8 session at which three new Council members and a re-elected mayor were sworn in.

Mayor Terry Bellamy officially began her second term â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the first Asheville mayor to do so since 1997, when the city instituted four-year terms â&#x20AC;&#x201D; by presiding over a ceremony in which newcomers Esther Manheimer, Gordon Smith and Cecil Bothwell took their seats around the Council table.

The room was filled with family, supporters and city staff, with onlookers spilling out into the hall â&#x20AC;&#x201D; another sight not typically seen at City Hall.

Bothwell, who eschewed the use of a Bible and affirmed rather than swore his oath of office, was the only new Council member to make a statement to the room, saying that, as he walked up the steps that day, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;It really hit me, the solemnity of this building. I felt the weight of this building like I hadnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t before.â&#x20AC;? Later that week, questions about Bothwellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s religious views touched off an internet frenzy, with blogs around the country weighing in (see â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bothwell Atheism â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Controversyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Echoes Around the Webâ&#x20AC;? elsewhere in this issue).

Bellamy also presented outgoing Council members Robin Cape and Carl Mumpower with resolutions of appreciation.

The mayor praised Capeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s push for sustainable environmental and energy practices, noting, â&#x20AC;&#x153;She worked tirelessly to make sure we are the city we say we are when it comes to sustainability.â&#x20AC;?

For her part, Cape pledged that those efforts would continue, saying, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be up there, but

The new lineup: Following a short ceremony, new Council members joined their colleagues at the table. Left to right: Cecil Bothwell, Esther Manheimer, Brownie Newman, Terry Bellamy, Jan Davis, Bill Russell and Gordon Smith. photo by Jason Sandford

I will be working on a lot of the things I have been working on.â&#x20AC;?

Mumpower was absent, but Bellamy highlighted his eight-year record, including his focus on drug enforcement, votes against government spending and his position on illegal immigration.

Council member Brownie Newman, now halfway through his second term, was elected by his colleagues to serve as vice mayor. Newman will fill in when Bellamy is absent or recuses herself from a vote; heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also help out when visiting dignitaries come to town.

Capping the evening was a post-swearing-in party for Smith and Bothwell at Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Taproom,

where the two were surrounded by supporters.

Bellamy, meanwhile, celebrated in a different style, holding an invite-only gala on Dec. 11 at the Doubletree Biltmore Hotel. The formal event was also a fundraiser, with tickets going for $40 per person and the opportunity to be a $250 gold or $500 platinum sponsor. Bellamy spent nearly $30,000 for her largely unchallenged campaign.

At the reception, Bellamy joked about speculation that she was headed for higher office, but said she plans to concentrate her efforts on her second term as Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mayor. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Brian Postelle

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The Volvo Construction Equipment plant in Skyland will shut down March 31, 2010, according to a Dec. 11 press release from the Stockholmbased company. An estimated 228 employees will lose their jobs in a facility that both Buncombe County and the city of Asheville had earmarked for millions in economic-incentive grants just a few years ago.

Later the same day, Volvo announced it will immediately cut 50 jobs from its Asheville sales force. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In a move to improve the competitiveness and overall industrial efficiency of Volvo Construction Equipment, the company has decided to consolidate its North American industrial operations by removing excess industrial capacity in the Americas,â&#x20AC;? the release states.

Demand for the excavators manufactured at the plant, and for heavy equipment in general, has declined drastically as the construction market has tanked. Production previously handled at the Asheville plant will shift to factories in Sweden, South Korea and Pennsylvania. The closure does

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not affect Volvo Rents heavy-equipment rental unit.

As recently as 2006 and 2007, however, local governments were prepared to award Volvo millions in development grants. The Buncombe County Board of Commissioners approved a $4 million grant over 10 years, and the Asheville City Council agreed to chip in an additional $599,200.

In 2006, then board Chair Nathan Ramsey and Commissioner Carol Peterson posed beside freshly built excavators, and Sam Powers, the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s economic-development director, said the incentive package â&#x20AC;&#x153;also ensures that the Volvo project will not leave the area.â&#x20AC;?

According to an announcement from the Economic Development Coalition for AshevilleBuncombe County, however, the money was never spent, because the company didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t satisfy the necessary requirements. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ever meet our criteria, and we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give out a dime until a company does,â&#x20AC;?

Clerk to the Board Kathy Hughes told Xpress.

The EDCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s announcement focuses on the coali-

tionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s efforts to ensure a soft landing for Volvoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s local work force and to place another company in the plant as soon as possible. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What is important now is how our community can pull together to support these families and help them find new jobs here in Buncombe County,â&#x20AC;? Board of Commissioners Chair David Gantt says in the announcement.

The EDC says it will help Volvoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s laid-off workers find other manufacturing jobs and/or additional training as needed. And Executive Director Ben Teague emphasizes the opportunity the vacant plant might represent for another company. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A facility of this size, with these amenities, is an extremely attractive piece of property to manufacturers. A well-cared-for facility, the possibility of rail service, ease of access from major highways, and the designation as a foreign trade zone are all assets that manufacturers look for and [that] are available in this space,â&#x20AC;? Teague notes in the announcement. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; David Forbes

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Bunks on a budget: Steve Wilmans, co-owner, shows off some of the beds at the soon-toopen Sweet Peas Hostel on Rankin Avenue. photo by Jason sandford

Sweet Peas Hostel set to open in downtown Asheville During an era when most new hotel-style lodging in Asheville has veered toward the higher end, a downtown business is poised to open a decidedly cheaper opportunity for overnight visitors: Sweet Peas Hostel, at 23 Rankin Ave., is slated to open on Saturday, Dec. 26.

The hostel was inspired by the kind of establishments frequented by budget travelers in Europe, says Steve Wilmans, who, along with fellow co-owner Mike Healy, is helping put the finishing touches on Sweet Peas, which is upstairs from the Lexington Avenue Brewery and performance space currently under construction.

“We’re definitely looking to cater to people who are visiting for hiking, mountain biking, white water, concerts, the beer scene,” Wilmans said during a recent tour of the almost-completed hostel. “Or anyone who’s looking for a cheap, clean place to stay.”

Sweet Peas is outfitted with a range of bunking options: 16 beds are in shared rooms, which cost $28 per night; 24 are in

personal “pods,” which cost $35; and there are two private rooms, which sleep two people each and cost $60. There’s a sizable shared kitchen with full cooking facilities and a large dining area, washers and dryers, high-speed Internet, a community room and private showers.

The hostel will stress keeping things clean and in good order. “We’re definitely trying to avoid it being a flophouse,” Wilmans says. At a designated hour in the evening, guests will be asked to observe a “quiet time,” and there will be a curfew so that visitors don’t arrive in the wee hours.

Wilmans, who also co-owns the Lexington Avenue Brewery downstairs, says he hopes to have that pub-and-performance space up and running in January.

Sweet Peas Hostel will hold an open house on Monday, Dec. 21, from 4:30 to 7:30 p.m. For more information, call 285-8488 or visit www. sweetpeashostel.com.

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A reserve captain who was convicted of collecting protection money from illegal videopoker operators for imprisoned former Buncombe County Sheriff Bobby Medford is asking a federal judge to set aside his five-year prison sentence, saying he didn’t receive proper legal representation.

In papers filed from the minimum security prison in Kentucky where he currently resides, former reserve Capt. Guy Kenneth Penland asserts that his attorney, Paul Bidwell, refused to appeal his sentence unless he received more money.

“Petitioner requested his then attorney to file an appeal,” Penland wrote. “Said attorney demanded more money to do so. When petitioner informed the attorney that he had no more money and requested the attorney to file the notice of appeal, the attorney failed to do so.”

That caused Penland to lose his right to an appeal, he notes. He also asserts that Bidwell failed to allow him to read his pre-sentencing report, as required by law. Because of these supposed oversights, which Penland maintains

denied him his constitutional right to counsel, he’s asking the court to set aside his prison sentence.

However, a brief filed by U.S. Attorney Edward Ryan asks that Penland’s motion be denied, noting that, in his October 2008 sentencing hearing, Penland affirmed that he’d reviewed the report and that “he was satisfied with the advice and counsel that he had received from his attorney.”

The federal brief also references an affidavit signed by Bidwell, maintaining that, after consulting with Bidwell and an attorney who had more experience in handling federal cases, Penland decided he “would not appeal his conviction and sentence because of the expense of appeal and the uncertainty of a successful outcome.”

Penland picked up bribes from illegal video-poker operators, primarily Henderson Amusement, and also scouted locations for them while wearing a law-enforcement uniform.

He was the only one of Medford’s lieutenants accused in the federal government’s case who did not plead guilty.

— David Forbes

Bothwell atheism “controversy” echoes around the Web It seems the only place people aren’t shouting about the Dec. 8 swearing in of new Asheville City Council member Cecil Bothwell is Asheville.

Blogs, including one on the Washington Post‘s Web site, have lit up about the “controversy” over Bothwell, a “post-theist” who earlier identified as an atheist, taking his seat.

The controversy began with Asheville CitizenTimes stories on Dec. 7 and 8. The latter was titled, “Critics of Cecil Bothwell Cite N.C. Bar to Atheists.” It quoted only one opponent, H.K. Edgerton, a former president of the Asheville NAACP best known locally for walking around town brandishing a Confederate flag, as saying that the state constitution would keep Bothwell, a builder, author and former Xpress writer and editor, from holding office.

While article 6, section 8 of the North Carolina Constitution does deny office to “any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God,” such state bans have been routinely trumped

by Article VI of the U.S. Constitution, which explicitly prohibits any religious tests for public office. A similar ban in Maryland was ruled unconstitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court back in 1961.

Since the articles came out, the proverbial Internet floodgates have opened, with national blogs from across the political spectrum weighing in, including such varied groups and publications as The Huffington Post, Americans United For Separation of Church and State, Hot Air, Thought Crimes, Atheist News and Views, One Good Move, the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty and the interestingly named House of Zot. USAtheists even declared

that Bothwell was denied his seat, which he wasn’t.

For all the hubbub elsewhere, Bothwell, who came in third in the November election, took his seat in City Hall Dec. 8 without event, choosing to affirm his oath of office instead of swear on a copy of the Bible. No one shouted or tried to seriously challenge his right to do so, and he got an enthusiastic round of applause.

Besides, says Bothwell, he doesn’t really consider himself an “avowed atheist,” as the original article tagged him.

“That word’s become loaded. It carries a sense of being evangelical about your atheism.

In that sense, I’m more agnostic,” Bothwell tells Xpress. “I prefer the term ‘post-theist.’ The key issue here is that there is no religious test for public office.”

“I’m definitely surprised: It’s right on the verge of being created news,” he says about the Internet reaction. “The way the Citizen-Times has presented it — talking about ‘critics’ when they only quote one person, for example — they really seem to be trying to stir up the blogosphere.”

As for the characterization of Bothwell as an atheist, that too has its roots online: A nowdefunct MySpace page for his 2008 county commissioner campaign listed him as an atheist.

As for Edgerton, he’s listed in most of the blog posts simply as “a former president of the Asheville NAACP.” While that’s true, Edgerton is better known around Asheville for the Confederate-flag waving and his support for the so-called Southern Heritage movement.

— David Forbes

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by Melanie McGee Bianchi My twin sister Holly, a character who belongs to some long-ago time, shows an extremist compassion for pillaging rodents.

She doesn’t understand my harsh feelings toward the squirrels that daily raid my frontporch bird feeder. She’ll even say maddening things like, “They need to eat too. And look how clever they are, jumping that high.”

The other day, Holly witnessed one of my nemeses pausing at the window for a remarkable long minute. She saw him balanced upright on the back of the outdoor rocking chair; he had placed one tiny paw upon his chest, right where his mysterious squirrel’s heart must be, blinking reproachfully inside as if to declare, “Don’t hate me because I’m hungry.”

I wouldn’t have believed her. Except that I was there too, and I saw it.

Now, I don’t know whether the current pope would sanction a grandstanding squirrel as a Christmas miracle, but it sure was eerie, and it put me in mind of the ancient country legend about livestock genuflecting

I don’t know whether the current pope would sanction a grandstanding squirrel as a Christmas miracle, but it sure was eerie. on Christmas Eve, in revelatory echo of the manger scene.

The blog “Gary’s World Appalachia: Views from a Hillbilly” includes a passage about traditional regional beliefs. It begins: “In the Appalachian Mountains, the celebration of Old Christmas [aka the Epiphany on Jan. 6] remained until about World War I.” The exchanging of presents happened on Dec. 25, or “new Christmas.” According to Gary, “January 6 was primarily a family observance.

The fare for the evening meal was simple and the celebration included singing carols and reading the Christmas story from the Bible. ... It was believed that on Old Christmas, water was turned to wine and animals bowed to pray.”

Another native mountaineer, local pagan activist Byron Ballard, expresses familiarity with this custom — and also skepticism. “I grew up unchurched, but my family still had a lot of cultural stuff around Christmas,” she says. “We were always told that if we went

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Looking for a miracle ... or at least some sour mash: A spirited camel considers Christmas at the WNC Nature Center.

Photo by Melanie McGee Bianchi

up to the barn on Christmas Eve at midnight, the animals would be kneeling, as if in prayer.

I did one year, and all the animals — two ponies and a horse — were asleep. The pony was snoring.”

Nevertheless, the animals did receive festive yule treats. “We gave the ponies sour mash on Christmas morning,” recalls Ballard.

And sometimes, she reveals, the lucky beasts even “got some beer.”

My sister-in-law Meg Larson runs a horseboarding establishment in the Tennessee foothills and probably couldn’t get away with serving ale to her four-legged charges. But the residents of Valley View Stables are not forgotten during the December holidays: “The barn cats will get a can of cat food on Christmas morning, and the horses will get carrots and apples with their morning feed,” says Larson.

“We tried putting a small Christmas tree in the barn, but after one of the horses tried to eat it and ended up spooking herself with the tree in her mouth, resulting in a spray of ornaments all over the aisle, we decided that wasn’t our best idea.

“Now we hang wreaths on the driveway gates,” she says, “and leave it at that.”

City-dwellers can honor backyard visitors, especially birds, with munchies that double as family craft projects. “We used to fill pine cones with peanut butter and seeds and hang them on trees [as] decoration,” says Asheville

singer Kelly Barrow, the mother of two teenagers.

Sherri McLendon of Woodfin makes the same kind of ornaments with her 3-year-old son, waiting until January so she can reuse her Christmas tree, which is moved outside for this purpose. Once the cones are hung, “we stand in the middle of the backyard and enjoy the show,” says McLendon. Later, she says, the tree is further recycled into wood chips or cover for woodland animals.

Over at the Western North Carolina Nature Center, animals traditionally associated with Christmas make appearances this time of year.

These special guests have included reindeer and, more recently, two varieties of camels. A fir tree on the site is garlanded with popcorn and Cheerios, and Nature Center Education Specialist Dan Clere also recommends suet cakes for bird enthusiasts, explaining, “they will continue to be munched on by woodpeckers and stay good longer, as it’s cold and they don’t go rancid like they do in the summer.”

He warns against putting out holiday treats for wild mammals, though. “You’ll inevitably draw potentially dangerous nuisance animals such as bears and raccoons,” says Clere. And bears aren’t the reverent type, anyway. They’d rather nap than kneel. X Melanie McGee Bianchi is a stay-at-home mom and freelance journalist.

outdoorscalendar Calendar for December 16 - 24, 2009 Asheville Track Club The club provides information, education, training, social and sporting events for runners and walkers of any age.

Please see the group Web site for weekly events and news. Info: www.ashevilletrackclub.org or 253-8781.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Carrier Park Runners. Meet at the Carrier Park Pavilion. Leader: Dick Duccini, 645-8887. Pace: slow-moderate —- 6pm - Beginning Runner’s Program. Meet at the Carrier Park Pavilion. Leader: Tom Kilsbury, burytom@charter.net —- 6pm - ATC Walkers Club. Meet at the Carrier Park Pavilion. Leader: Larry Fincher, HawCreekLarry@aol. com.

• SATURDAYS, 8am - Carrier Park Runners. Meet at Beaver Lake Bird Sanctuary. Leader: Dick Duccini, 6458887 —- 8am - Beginning Runner’s Program. Meet at Carrier Park Pavilion. Leader: Tom Kilsbury, burytom@ charter.net —- 8am - ATC Walkers Club. Meet at Fletcher Park. Leader: Sherry Best-Kai, 595-4148 or bestmsrd@ mchsi.com. Call ahead to confirm.

• SUNDAYS, 8am - Carrier Park Runners. Park at NC Arboretum Greenhouse. Leader: Dick Duccini, 645-8887.

Long, slow distance on trails —- 8:30am - ATC Trail Run. Park at NC Arboretum Greenhouse. Leaders: Bryan Trantham, 648-9336, and Rick Taylor, 776-3853. Pace: 8:30-9:30mpm.

Blue Ridge Bicycle Club Encourages safe and responsible recreational bicycling in the WNC area. To find out more about the club and its ongoing advocacy efforts, or to see a complete club calendar, visit www.blueridgebicycleclub.org.

• THURSDAYS - Fletcher Blue Sky Road Ride. Departs promptly at 9:15am. Route and meeting place vary. No one will be left behind. E-mail for details or if weather is questionable: JohnL9@MorrisBB.net.

• SATURDAYS - Gary Arthur Ledges Park Road Ride.

Departs in the a.m. from Ledges Park, located 6.5 miles off UNCA exit on I-26. Ride north along the French Broad River to Marshall for coffee, then return via Ivy Hill. Email for departure time: jbyrdlaw@charter.net.

• SUNDAYS - Folk Art Center Road Ride. Departs in the p.m. from the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

This is a show-n-go ride, meaning there may not be a ride leader. Call or email for departure time: 713-8504 or billcrownover@bellsouth.net.

Carolina Mountain Club CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources, through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org.

• WE (12/16), 8:30am - Kagel Mtn. Info: 625-2677 or ccf108@gmail.com.

• SU (12/20), 8:30am - Shut-in Trail and Lake Powhatan Loop. Info: 645-4626 or rhysko@yahoo.com —- 12:30pm - Coontree Loop. Info: 698-9394 or rivergypsy@sprintmail.com.

• WE (12/23), 9:30am - Seven Gaps and Seven Knobs.

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ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• MO (12/21), 7-9pm - Enjoy a “Winter Solstice Night Hike” in DuPont State Forest. Bring a flashlight and a warm drink to toast the Winter Solstice. Meet at Hooker Falls parking lot on DuPont Road.

Outdoor Adventure With Asheville Parks & Rec The Asheville Parks and Recreation has lots of outdoor adventure opportunities: Senior Treks, Women in the Woods, Homeschool Adventures and the School’s Out Adventures program. Registration required. To register: 251-4029 or outdoorprograms@ashevillenc.gov.

• TH (12/17), 10:30am-4pm - Homeschool Adventure: Waynesville Indoor Water Park trip. Meet at the Montford Recreation Center, 34 Pearson Dr. $9/$10 nonresident.

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holidaygifts Keep some local gifts on hand Some one-size-fits-many ideas to stock up on

By Alli Marshall This is how it happens: You show up at a holiday open house or potluck or company party and some well-meaning person hands you a gift. A neighbor or co-worker or distant cousin — someone you totally like, yet never thought to shop for. What to do? Xpress has your back.

Here’s a list of unique, local gifts that say “I got this just for you!” (Even though you didn’t.)

Stock up; it’s a long holiday season.

1. Goat’s milk fudge from Heather Lane Farm.

This smooth, sweet treat is creamier than its cow’s milk counterpart (though currently the fudge is made with cow’s milk butter; FYI to those with an allergy to bovine products).

Flavors include chocolate, peanut butter, coconut and the holiday-only butterscotch and gumdrop. In a very unofficial test, Xpress tasters favored chocolate but only in a slight margin over coconut. heatherlanefarm.com 2. Fox Hill Mead. The Marshall-based meadery turns out that lush medieval-inspired honey

wine in flavors like ginger-apricot, blackberry and traditional. This year, Fox Hill’s spiced and reserve meads won a silver and a bronze medal at the Mazer Cup. Available at local retailers; for a full list, check foxhillmead.com.

3. Good for a last-minute gift, a quick correspondence and you get good karma points in the deal: The Asheville Humane Society is selling holiday card sets designed by local artist Angela Alexander. Order standard-size ($20) or smaller boutique-size cards ($15) in sets of a dozen (four designs); all proceeds support the homeless animals of Buncombe County. ashevillehumane.org.

4. For the person who has everything: A WNC Nature Center gift. A family membership ($55) admits six to the Asheville facility as well as to more than 200 zoos, aquariums and science centers nationwide. Adopt an animal ($25-$100) online at wildwnc.org/friends/adopt. Honor a loved one by buying a brick ($100-$150) at wildwnc.org/friends/buy-a-brick or joining the “food chain” with a donation in any amount at

A very merry dromedary (and other last-minute gifts): From the top, goat’s milk fudge, Asheville Humane Society gift cards, WNC Nature Center membership.

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wildwnc.org/friends/donations. More info: 2985600 ext. 308.

5. For kids: Though functional organics company Maggie’s is based in Michigan, the super-cute Menagerie Animals — handcrafted from scrap materials from the company’s clothing and sock production — are fabricated in the Morganton, N.C. worker-owned co-op Opportunity Threads.

The November/December issue of Organic Processing Magazine named the toys a best new organic product of 2009. Order tie-dyed chickens and solid-color cows, pigs and sheep at $15 each. maggiesorganics.com.

6. An assortment of handmade chocolate truffles is always welcome, and Asheville’s two chocolatiers both offer gift boxes. Buy five-, 15- and 20-piece collections ($10-$34) in store or online from French Broad Chocolates; Chocolate Fetish serves up DIY gift boxes and ready-made packages in store or purchase samplers — try the four boxes of four truffles each deal ($32.95) — online. frenchbroadchocolates.com and chocolatefetish.com.

7. Mountain Lights (30 N. Lexington Ave., Asheville, 253-0080), known for its selection of handcrafted candles, also offers unusual gifts like Russian nesting dolls. Dating from the 1890s, the toy includes of a series of dolls brightly painted to look like Russian peasant man or women. The largest doll opens to reveal a smaller doll inside which, in turn, opens to reveal a smaller doll and so on. A set of five is $12.95.

8. While gift cards have been criticized as impersonal, but what about a set of Fine Arts Theatre gift passes? Everyone loves a good movie, and the arthouse/independent-films cinema provides an impressive and rotating selection. Plus, the black-and-silver passes fit neatly into a (very personal) card. Worth noting: Tickets are available at the theater 30 minutes before screenings, $8 each, cash only. fineartstheatre.com.

9. Here’s a gift that’s cute and handy, and onesize-fits-all: Ingenious pocket cuff bracelets by local designer Alanna Hubbard of Poutfits. The stretchy jersey wristbands come in bright (and sparkly!) colors and can be worn like a bracelet, and (surprise!) these accessories also contain a secret pocket just the right size for cash, credit cards or a cell phone. $12 each. Buy an assortment at Honeypot (86 N. Lexington Ave., Asheville, 225-0304). poutfits.com.

10. Give a green gift that keeps on giving: The To-Go Ware bamboo utensil set means never having to use a plastic fast-food spoon again.

Flatware and chopsticks come in their own pretty black, red or brown fabric holder (made by a women’s cooperative on the Thailand-Burma border) and can be easily stowed in a purse or desk. $22 at Nest Organics. www.nestorganics. com. X Share your last-minute local gift ideas at www. mountainx.com.

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holidaytraditions All the real trees

Traditional is the new unconventional

by Melanie McGee Bianchi Artificial trees made to look real are always tacky. But earlier this millennium, the thirst for ultra-tacky retro fakes, in particular mid-century-modern aluminum trees, began to elevate kitsch to the rank of spirit.

In other words, if you managed to score a real-deal vintage tinsel tree on eBay and could hew savvily to period ornamentation, you could count yourself as festive as any DIY doyenne who wove her own pine wreaths while baking wheat-free gingerbread.

Except that last year, big-box craft store Michael’s started selling numerous new interpretations of old-school tinsel trees. Which means they’re about to join the ranks of reallooking fakes, becoming as drearily middlebrow as inflatable rooftop Santas.

Enter real trees ... again. Until very recently, traditional axed Fraser firs were frowned upon for their negative environmental impact, due to the resources needed to farm them and the inevitable question of disposal. Live trees that were actually still alive, i.e. with root balls, were one trendy alternative. But their price was prohibitive.

And then there is this: Fake trees, while reusable for more than one season, tend to look battered and wan within a few years — and then survive for epochs in a landfill.

Factoids put forth by pickyourownchristmastree.org include the claims that Christmastree farms “provide a habitat for wildlife and remove dust and pollen from the air,” and that, if properly recycled, trees can be “used to make sand and soil-erosion barriers” or “placed in ponds for fish shelter.”

The WNC high country is the Christmas-tree capital of the East, second only behind Oregon in national tree production and an increasingly popular destination for those regional families who want the experience of selecting their own

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Choose your own: The WNC high country is the Christmas-tree capital of the East. photo courtesy high country host

tree for supreme freshness (farm workers do the actual chopping). In this, the N.C. Christmas Tree Association’s 50th year, growers all over the Boone area together with local inns are offering package deals for weekenders — or, at the very least, hot chocolate for day-trippers.

The organization’s executive director, the advantageously named Jennifer Greene, points out some of the further evils of fakes. Besides not being biodegradable, artificial trees “are often made with leaded metal and oil-based petroleum paints,” she says. Greene also extols the virtues of the Fraser fir, including its superior needle retention. High-country farms are harvesting trees in an increasing range of sizes, from 3 to 35 feet, she says.

And also, you know, they smell pretty nice.

For information on choose-and-cut programs, see www.ncchristmastrees.com or call (800) 5628689. X

For staunch traditionalists • Through Jan. 8, tour rooms at SmithMcDowell House Museum that are meticulously decorated in a century’s worth of various eras. For more information about “A Victorian Christmas Celebration,” see www.wnchistory.org or call (828) 253-9231.

• Besides its annual gingerbread-house display, which can be viewed free Monday through Thursday, the Grove Park Inn also offers a “Christmas Memories and More” package including inn tours, movies, concerts and children’s entertainment; see www. groveparkinn.com.

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For subversive traditionalists Can’t decide whether to go tinsel-tree or tannenbaum? Have it both ways with aluminumfoil icicles, created by Asheville author/craft maven Suzie Millions.

Materials Tin foil (regular foil, 75’ roll in 12” width) Plastic lace (the clear-sparkly kind works well), White glue in a paper cup (or an old detergent bottle cap), Glitter (your choice: chunky white, silver, iridescent), Iridescent plastic snowflakes (optional) Tools Scissors, Sharpie or other marker, 1” foam brush for glue 1) Tear off tinfoil in short strips, roughly between 4” and 7”.

2) Cut each piece in half widthwise, so every piece is 6” wide.

3) For each piece of foil, roll one of the shorter edges around the uncapped end of a marker (with the capped end sticking out so you can remove the marker when you’re done), continuing to roll until the foil piece is a sparkly silver cigar shape.

4) Pinch one end to a point, then roll that end gently between your hands to graduate the width, making a sparkly silver carrot shape.

5) Press your carrot in here and there, and pinch it in places, to help make it more like an icicle and less like a carrot.

6) Smooth out the rough edges on the larger end of the icicle by gently pressing them down toward the center, one finger-width at a time.

7) Brush a little white glue on the top third of the icicle and finish it off with the sparkly stuff of your choice. I like to shake on chunky white glitter, then roll the icicle in a bowl of large iridescent snow flakes (usually sold in the aisle with Buffalo snow and snow-village supplies).

8) Use a scissors blade to poke a hole through each icicle, about 1/2 an inch from the top.

9) Cut a 15’ length of plastic lace. Tie a knot about 3 inches from the end. Slip the lace through the icicle and carefully pull the icicle to rest over the knot.

10) Tie a knot in the lace about 3” from the threaded icicle. Pull another icicle on, and continue knotting and threading until you’re within a few inches from the end of the lace.

The knots should hold the icicles in place. If you find your icicles slipping, tie double knots, or pinch the icicles a little by the holes to help keep them in place.

There’s lots of room for variation here.

You might like to roll the foil over a variety of objects to vary the thickness of the icicles.

Or use a more colorful plastic lacing to string them on, or a different material altogether. I avoid yarn because it tends to be saggy. Make as many garlands as you need to decorate your tree, figuring on about 60’ of garland for a 6’ tree.

— Suzie Millions

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holidayfood’n’booze A liberal dose of liquor

Spirits can liven up holiday foods

by Hanna Rachel Raskin

With all the stressors that have come to define the holiday season, what better time to have your drink and eat it too?

Sure, a cake spiked with spirits is festive. But experienced home cooks say a dish doused liberally with hard liquor — think daiquiri guacamole, salmon dip whisked with gin and chicken wings marinated in dark rum — can also be a tasty antidote to clearancecrazed crowds, awkward family get-togethers and nasty weather. It’s oh-so-much easier to endure a mother-in-law’s annual gripes with a dollop of tequila salsa on one’s hors d’oeuvres plate.

Not that drunken food should be considered a secret nip: The alcohol is often front and center in the latest recipes calling for ingredients measured in jiggers and fifths. As the lines between food and drink have become increasingly blurred over recent years, with a new crop of mixologists populating their tumblers with farm-fresh fruit and organic vegetables, chefs have made room in their

pantries for spirits. Rather than let the alcohol just “burn off,” they’ve devised ways to feature liquor’s distinctive flavors in their concoctions.

“You should be able to feel it, for sure,” says Jodi Rhoden, owner of Short Street Cakes. “You want to get a little warmed by spirits at Christmastime.”

While the current cocktail fashion has probably helped raise the stature of spirited food, cakes liberally doused with booze have a long history. Rhoden, who invented a bourbon-soaked Mardi Gras Queen cake to celebrate the opening of her retail space in West Asheville, likes baking with liquor partly because it harkens back to a time when wedding cakes were saturated with alcohol.

“People used liquors to preserve cakes,” she explains. “The tradition of eating wedding cake a year later was because the wedding cake used to be a fruitcake.”

Unlike the tasteless rocks that emerge from most newlyweds’ freezers on their first anniversaries, fruitcakes protected by liquor probably improved with age.

Tomato Jam Café’s Easy Braised Pork Chops with Drunken Red Hot Apple Butter Ingredients * 4 thick-cut pork chops * 1 pint Drunken Red Hot Apple Butter (available at Tomato Jam Café) * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 large onion, sliced lengthwise into half-moons * 3 cups chicken broth or unsweetened apple cider * Salt & pepper to taste Directions 1. Season pork chops with salt & pepper to taste. In a large skillet, heat oil over medium high heat. Add chops and brown in oil for about 4 to 6 minutes each side. Remove from skillet and set aside.

2. In the same skillet, saute the onion until caramelized. Add Drunken Red Hot Apple Butter and heat through, stirring, until liquid is bubbling. Add liquid to thin sauce. Return chops to skillet, reduce heat to very low and let simmer until meat is very tender and sauce thickens (about 1 1/2 to 2 hours), adding liquid as needed. Adjust salt and pepper to taste before service.

Alcohol is well-suited to dense cakes, such as pound cakes and sponge cakes. Perhaps the most notable example of the latter is the Lane cake, the frosted Alabama specialty made with — according to the original recipe — “one wine-glass of good whiskey and brandy.”

Rhoden admits that many bakers forgo the good stuff when making cakes. “My mom always taught me to use the cheap stuff,” she laughs.

While there’s nothing wrong with baking with cheap liquor — “You’re not going to have a bad hangover from fruitcake made with Old Crow,” Rhoden says — well-made spirits add a special celebratory touch. That’s why Rhoden broke out the Maker’s Mark for her first Mardi Gras Queen cake. A great fan of bourbon, Rhoden’s kept the cake on the menu at her shop, which also offers nonalcoholic mulled cider for teetotaling holiday celebrants.

Pure corn whiskey’s the operative spirit in Tomato Jam Café’s newest product: Drunken

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apple butter. The butter’s made with apples that have macerated in corn whiskey for two weeks.

“We cook them down with red hot cinnamon candies and brown sugar,” says the café’s co-owner Rebecca Daun-Widner. “It smells good, and I think we’re getting a little high when we’re cooking.”

Daun-Widner says the alcohol also adds a “rich dimension of flavor.”

According to Daun-Widner, the flavor’s unmistakable — and so’s the smell.

“People have been walking in all day and saying, ‘What am I smelling?,’” says DaumWidner, whose new corn whiskey operation is 100 percent legit. “It’s been fun.”

Daum-Widner and her partner Charlie like to pair the butter with biscuits and pork loin.

“It’s very different than working with brandy,” Daum-Widner says. “You definitely taste the alcohol.”

And, at holiday time, most folks will drink to that. X

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holidaycommentary Celebrating miracles, from the holy to the human and all between

by Howard Hanger As far as we know, humans have always been big on miracles. Always big on believing that more is possible than what we were taught. More than what we have experienced. More than we logically assume. We humans have consistently wanted to believe that sometimes things happen that are outside the laws of nature. (Assuming, of course, that anyone understands all the laws of nature.) Some folks call these miraculous happenings, “acts of God.” Some refer to them as, “unexplained phenomena.” Asheville “La-la’s” — or those who spent too much time in the ‘60s — might call them, “alien-induced,” “cosmicmind-controlled” or “vortex spin-offs.”

The truth, of course, is that we understand very little of life that goes on around and within us each and every moment. We say that we’re alive because our heart pumps blood and our lungs pump air. But, as anyone who has been through 7th-grade science knows, millions of other processes have to be constantly happening to even keep us upright. Much less conversant, cognitive, cool and cocky. A case could be easily made that each of us and each part of us — from goatee to

gonad to goober — is pure miracle. Each of us, a walking, talking miraculous goofball.

During the winter holidays, lots of folks in Western culture celebrate miracles: Jews celebrate the miracle of an oil lamp that burned eight days on less oil than it takes to sauté an anchovy.

They call this celebration Hanukah. Christians celebrate the miracle birth of a baby god who was conceived without benefit of man or sperm.

They call this Christmas. Wiccans celebrate the miraculous return of the sun to the higher sky on the Solstice. Folks of African heritage celebrate the miracle of home, love and community and call it Kwanzaa. Almost everybody celebrates the miracle of a new calendar year and the miraculous possibilities that lie in store.

And Christians, with Epiphany, celebrate three pagan astrologers who followed a star to find who they thought would be “King of the Jews,” but, was actually a very humble baby named Jesus.

So many miracles to celebrate. So little time.

But whether you buy into all of these, one of these or none of these holiday miracles, if you want to see a miracle, just take a walk in downtown Asheville during the holidays. Twenty

years ago, Asheville was a ghost town. Empty at night. Depressing at best. It’s true! Take a walk now some evening and see the party animals at the Flying Frog in the Haywood Park Hotel, or have a jalapeno hors d’oeuvre at Chorizo in the Grove Arcade. Those venues were boarded up just a few years ago. Check out the dozens of street musicians and performing artists on every corner these evenings. Stick your nose in one of the dozens of art galleries, cool shops and music listening rooms; and be aware that not so long ago, none of this stuff was happening. None of it.

You can draw a distinction, if you like, between “religious” miracles and “community” miracles.

You can say one is holy and the other is human.

But miracles are miracles. And sometimes, communities are the best vehicles for the miraculous.

Maybe, just maybe all of these miracles (human/religious, ancient/contemporary) point to something beyond themselves. Maybe each of these holy and human phenomenon holds up a wise, ancient finger pointing to the stars, to the galaxies, to the oceans and rivers, to the mountains, to the jet stream and Gulf Stream, to our hearts, to our DNA, to love.

Perhaps each of these ancient — and not-soancient — stories are there to be celebrated as a reminder that we are all part of a miracle story.

A grand and gory, glorious and ghastly story.

A story of crushing pathos and irrepressible joy.

A story of blunder and wonder, each and all miraculous. A marvelous story. A mystical story.

A wonder-full story.

These human/holy miracles just might be celebrated each year, to remind us that we are all acts of God. We are all unexplained phenomenon.

We are oily, home-loving, star-following, lightshining, beer-guzzling, street-dancing miraculous goofballs who were conceived, gestated and born in a most mind-blowing way. We are walking, talking miracles living in a world that no one and nothing — not even science — can explain.

“There are two ways to live your life,” quoth Albert Einstein. “One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other, as though everything is a miracle.” Happy Holy Days! X Founder and Minister of Ritual of the Jubilee! Interfaith Community in Asheville, Howard Hanger is also the headmaster of the private all-girls school Hanger Hall, an author and a jazz musician.

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by Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt Stroll through downtown Asheville this Saturday, Dec. 19, at the Seasonal Sizzle, and enjoy leisurely holiday shopping that supports our vibrant mountain economy. Three farmers markets/arts-and-crafts bazaars offer unique holiday delights, homemade gifts and the finest seasonal produce, while downtownarea restaurants serve up delicious fares at discounted prices. In the evening, local caroling troupes caravan through the streets singing favorite holiday tunes as fireworks launch into the sky, courtesy of the festival’s primary sponsor, the Grove Park Inn. “This is the second year we’ve sponsored this event,” says Deborah Potter, the Grove Park Inn’s public relations manager. “It was an idea [offered] by Craig Madison [president and CEO of the Inn] in hopes of drumming up business for merchants in downtown Asheville [while] reaching out to the community and to local residents.”

Begin the day perusing handmade crafts and winter produce, including beeswax candles, birdhouses, quilts and farm-fresh vegetables like winter squash, garlic and yams at the North Asheville Tailgate Market on the UNCA campus. Known for carrying seasonal delights like herb-and-fruit infused vinegars, artisan bread and savory goat cheese, the Tailgate Market promises to supply fresh ingredients for a delicious holiday feast with a local twist.

Make your way to the heart of downtown to the Asheville City Market, which has moved to Pack Square for the holidays. You can leaf through colorful knit ware, or examine delicately crafted woodwork and spiraling iron sculptures forged by local blacksmiths. The market/holiday bash features an array of local produce, decorative wreaths, holiday table arrangements, Christmas trees and live “healing and easy listening” music performed by local musician Rickie Castrillo. And be sure to sample the spicy mustard and sweet preserves presented by local artisans.

Just down the road on Biltmore Avenue, check out the seventh annual Holiday Bazaar at the French Broad Food Co-op, where local food, crafts, art and gifts converge. The bazaar boasts fresh seafood towed in from the Carolina coast, certified Appalachian grown meat, eggs, grits, cornmeal and sorghum syrup: All the right fixins for a Christmas meal, Southern style.

“These markets are great,” says Charlie Jackson, executive director of the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. “They are creative forums where artisans bring out their best for the holiday season. These markets

Don’t miss the final display of the Grove Park Inn-sponsored seasonal fireworks. photo courtesy exploreasheville.com

connect us to where our food comes from, to the people that make it and to the landscape.

They support the local economy and provide security, knowing that we can produce this food right here in North Carolina. And, they offer authentic and meaningful products that people value,” continues Jackson, encouraging the community to “get out and celebrate the season” while appreciating and supporting local farmers and artists.

Area restaurants will also be participating in the sizzling festivities, offering savory dishes and drinks especially for the event.

Anthony Cerrato, vice president of Asheville Independent Restaurant Association, says the Sizzle strives to promote the concept of dining locally by offering appetizers, meals and drinks at special prices. For example, Bouchon French Bistro will serve a fried- calamari appetizer for half the usual price. “AIR has also done a lot with ASAP to build a bridge between farms, farmers and local restaurants,” Cerrato says, describing an effort to push for a greater connection between what is grown in local soil and what appears on the menu at area eateries.

Saturday’s festivities culminate with a firework display: a dancing show of lights choreographed to Christmas music. Shot from the Public Works Building, fireworks will light up the sky for more than 20 minutes, starting at 7 p.m. Afterwards, the holiday celebration continues at the Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar at the Grove Park Inn, where specialty drinks will be offered throughout the evening. X

Saturday, Dec. 19 Sizzling Schedule: North Asheville Tailgate Market: 8 a.m. to noon at UNCA Asheville City Market Holiday Bash: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Pack Square French Broad Food Co-op Holiday Bazaar: 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the French Broad Coop parking lot Seasonal Sizzle fireworks start at 7 p.m.

Seasonal Sizzle after party: 8 pm. to 1 a.m. at Elaine’s Piano Bar. No cover.

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holidaycalendar Holiday Calendar for December 16 - 24, 2009 A Swannanoa Solstice • SU (12/20), 2pm & 7pm - Traditional and contemporary Celtic and American holiday music and storytelling with multi-instrumentalists Al Petteway, Amy White and Robin Bullock, storyteller Sheila Kay Adams, stepdancers The Twisty Cuffs and others at Diana Wortham Theatre. $10-$35. Tickets & info: 257-4530 or www.dwtheatre.com Appalachian Christmas Singing Workshop & Concert • SA (12/19), 1-4pm - Grammy-nominated Little Windows, Julee Glaub and Mark Weems, will lead an Appalachian Christmas Singing Workshop, followed by community Christmas carol singing at Church of the Holy Spirit in Madison County. $25.

Info:www.holyspiritwnc.org or 689-2517.

• SU (12/20), 2-4pm - Little Windows will perform a Christmas concert at the church. Donations accepted.

Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 1-4pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www.acofhc.org.

• Through SA (12/19) - Holiday Artist Market.

Regional artists/crafters are invited to sell their fine art, folk art and crafts to the public.

Asheville City Holiday Market Held at Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Info: mike@asapconnections.org or 348-0340.

• SA (12/19), 10am-2pm - Support local farmers and enjoy live music performed by Rickie Castrillo.

Asheville Community Theatre All performances are at 35 East Walnut St. Info & reservations: 254-1320 or www.ashevilletheatre. org.

• THURSDAYS through SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 7:30pm - The Santaland Diaries, written by David Sedaris, starring Tom Chalmers.

Recommended for mature audiences. $15.

Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville.

Info: 253-0701.

• Through FR (12/18), 7:30am-6pm - Hanukkah Bazaar in the JCC lobby featuring candles, dreidels, gelt, wrapping paper and more.

• FR (12/11) & MO (12/14) through FR (12/18), 5:15pm - Enjoy Hanukkah with singing, storytelling and candle lighting. Open to the entire community.

Asheville Seasonal Sizzle Firework displays choreographed to Christmas music favorites will light up the night on Saturdays in December. Downtown streets will hum with carolers, roving performers and holiday shoppers. Info: www.ashevilleseasonalsizzle.com.

• SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 7pm - Fireworks.

Asheville Symphony Orchestra All concerts are held at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in the Asheville Civic Center. Tickets & info: 254-7046 or www.ashevillesymphony.org.

• SA (12/19), 8pm - The annual “Holiday Pops Concert” will feature seasonal music and the glowing voices of the Asheville Symphony Chorus.

Ballet Conservatory of Asheville • FR (12/18), 7-8:15pm - The Ballet Conservatory of Asheville presents The Nutcracker, a holiday classic performed by the “pre-professional company.” Held at Diana Wortham Theatre. $10/$7 students and children. Info: www.balletconservatoryofasheville.com.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts

Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months). Info: 669-0930 or www.

BlackMountainArts.org.

• FR (12/18) & SA (12/19), 7:30pm - A series of original holiday vignettes titled Rediscovering Christmas will be preformed by Acts of Renewal, a national touring theater company. $15.

Blue Ridge Ringers A five-octave auditioned community handbell ensemble based in Hendersonville. Concerts are free to attend. Info: 692-4910.

• SU (12/20), 4pm - Christmas concert at Good Shepherd Lutheran Church in Brevard.

Brevard Little Theatre Located in the American Legion Hall, 55 E. Jordan St., Brevard. Info: www.brevardlittletheatre.com.

Reservations: 884-2587.

• FR (12/18), 8pm & SA (12/19), 3pm & 8pm & SU (12/20), 3pm - The Christmas Bus. Presented by the Brevard Little Theatre Youth Troupe, along with several adult actors. Gala opening night reception.

Christmas Concert • FR (12/18), 7:30pm - Jars of Clay and Bebo Norman will perform songs from their Christmas albums at the Grace Centre, located on I-280, 3 miles west of the Asheville Airport. $20/$17 students in advance or $22/$17 at the door. Tickets & info: graceinfo.org.

Christmas in Stained Glass • Through TH (12/31) - Pam McCorkhill, owner of Blue Mountain Stained Glass in Arden, will be the featured artist in an exhibit called Christmas in Stained Glass, featuring 40 original designs in the lobby of the Brevard Transylvania County Library.

ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• MO (12/21), 7-9pm - Enjoy a “Winter Solstice Night Hike” in DuPont State Forest. Bring a flashlight and a warm drink to toast the Winter Solstice.

Meet at Hooker Falls parking lot on DuPont Road.

Events at First Baptist Church Located at 5 Oak St. (corner of Charlotte St. and I-240) in downtown Asheville. All events are free unless otherwise noted. Info: www.fbca.net or 2524781.

• SU (12/20), 7-8pm - In Terra Pax, Christmas music by Finiz, Leavitt, Paulus and Corelli, will be performed by the First Baptist Adult Choir and the String Orchestra. The concert will also feature harpist Lelia Lattimore. Free.

Events at First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville Located at 204 6th Ave, in Hendersonville. Info: 693-4275.

• TH (12/24) - Christmas Eve Worship: 5pm - Family Service in the Sanctuary. The Children’s Celebration Choir will perform at 4:40pm. Gently used/new stuffed animals will be collected for children at Mainstay and The Healing Place —- 6:30pm - SONday Praise & Worship in the Barber Christian Life Center —- 8:30pm & 11pm - Christmas Eve Candlelight Service. Music will begin half an hour before the service.

Events at Thomas Wolfe Memorial

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• SA (12/19), 6pm & 7:30pm - Balladeer and storyteller Sheila Kay Adams will perform Christmas stories and traditional ballads from the Southern Appalachian Mountains. $8.

FENCE Events The Foothills Equestrian Nature Center is located in Tryon. Free. Info: 859-9021 or www.fence.org.

• FR (12/18), 7pm & SA (12/19), 3pm - “Home for the Holidays” program. Call for tickets.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• Through SU (12/20) - World premiere of the holiday musical It Happened One Christmas, starring Tony Award-winning Broadway actor Jarrod Emick, will be performed. $26, with discounts

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Henderson County Public Library System Unless otherwise stated, all events take place in Kaplan Auditorium of the main branch library, located at 301 N. Washington St. in Hendersonville. The county system includes branches in Edneyville, Etowah, Fletcher and Green River. Info: 697-4725 or www.henderson. lib.nc.us.

• FR (12/18), Noon - Musicke Antiqua will perform in Kaplan Auditorium. The group plays a variety of instruments from the Renaissance period and will perform holiday-oriented selections.

Holiday Art Sale & Party • TH (12/17), 2-7pm - Holiday art sale —- 5-7pm - Holiday party. Presented by Mountain BizWorks and the Asheville Artist Alliance at Jubilee!, 46 Wall St. Light finger food provided. RSVP for the

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Holiday Bazaar & Market • SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 11am-4pm - Held at the French Broad Food Coop, 76 Biltmore Ave. Info: www.buyappalachian.org.

Holiday Event at Wedge Studios • SA (12/19), 11am-6pm - Una Barrett and Julie Armbruster will open their studio in the Wedge Building, #2B5. Una will have handmade jewelry, including earrings, cuffs, rings and pendants. Julie will have original paintings, archival prints and hand-sewn Freak-O-Bags.

Holiday Events at Grove Park Inn Located at 290 Macon Ave. in Asheville. Info: 252-2711 or www.groveparkinn.com.

• Through SU (1/3) - Entries from the 17th annual National Gingerbread House Competition will be on display. Community viewing is Mon.-Thurs., 10am-10pm.

• TH (12/17), 10am - Johnston Elementary choral students will perform songs from the musical Paint the Town December in the Great Hall.

Holiday Events at the Grove Arcade Info: www.grovearcade.com.

• Through SU (1/3) - Thirty-five houses from the annual National Gingerbread House Competition will be on display.

• FR (12/18) & SA (12/19), 10am-6pm - Holiday Market featuring antiques, clothing, jewelry, crafts and more. Held in Suite 101. Proceeds benefit the

nonprofit Western North Carolinians for Criminal Justice. Info: 252-7645.

Holiday Film Screening & Concert at Trinity Baptist Church • SA (12/19), 5pm - Screening of the Veggie Tales Christmas movie St. Nicholas: A Story Of Joyful Giving —- 6pm - Christian songwriter Matthew West will perform a concert of seasonal music. $10. Proceeds benefit Operation Christmas Child. Located at 216 Shelburne Road. Info: www. tbcasheville.org.

Kenilworth Concerts A series of presentations featuring a wide range of musical styles at Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. Info: 252-2257 or www. callthatjazz.com.

• WE (12/16), 7pm - The Solid Rock Gospel Choir, under the direction of Fernando and Tiffany Little, will perform in concert. $20/$10 students.

Lake Julian Festival of Lights Take a festive drive through the lighted holiday displays at Lake Julian Park. A portion of the proceeds will go to Buncombe County Special Olympics. $5/car; $10/van; and $20/bus. Info: 684-0376.

• Through SU (12/20), 6-9pm - 9th annual Festival of Lights. Partial proceeds will benefit Buncombe County Special Olympics.

Literacy Council of Buncombe County Located at 31 College Place, Bldg. B, Suite 221.

Info: 254-3442, ext. 205.

• SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 10am - Special children’s holiday readings will be held at Barnes

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Love offering. Food donations will go to the Cornucopia Project.

NCCALL Inc. A WNC nonprofit dedicated to helping persons living with Autism. Info: www.nccall.org.

• Opening of the online exhibit Autists 2009 at www.nccall.org.

• Christmas stocking stuffers made by persons with Autism are on sale at the NCCALL booth, G19, in the Whistle Stop Artisans Mall, Hwy. 441 S., Franklin.

North Asheville Holiday Tailgate Market • SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 8am-Noon - The holiday market will be held on the UNCA college campus. Info: www.buyappalachian.org.

One.Bazaar.Community: A Holiday Arts & Crafts Market • FRIDAYS, SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (through 12/20), 10am-5pm - Indoor market at 45 S. French Broad Ave., Asheville. Artists, crafters, local produce, musicians and resellers. Also inside, Amazing Savings Grocery and the hifi Coffee Cafe. Booths available. Ample parking.

Interested merchants call 255-8858.

Performances at the Parkway Playhouse The historic Parkway Playhouse is located at 202 Green Mountain Dr. (just north of the downtown

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Madison County Arts Council Events MCAC is located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall.

Info: 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com.

• FR (12/18), 8pm - Old-time and bluegrass band The Sons of Ralph will perform a special holiday show at their CD release party. $10.

Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market • SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 10am-3pm - The market will be held indoors at Fiddlesticks in Mars Hill. Info: www.buyappalachian.org.

Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian Nutcracker • TU (12/22), 7:30pm - The Great Russian Nutcracker will be performed at Thomas Wolfe Auditorium. Info: www.nutcracker.com or (800) 320-1733.

Mother Grove Events Info: 230-5069, info@mothergroveavl.org or www.mothergroveavl.org.

• SA (12/19), 7pm - “Midwinter Revels: A Solstice Ritual (and Monster Food Drive)” in the parish hall of All Souls Cathedral in Biltmore Village. Kick off the new Turning of the Wheel with a music-filled celebration of the Winter Solstice.

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• TH (12/17) through SA (12/19) - The family-friendly holiday comedy The Best Christmas Pagent Ever will be performed at the Mountain Heritage High School Auditorium in Burnsville.

Sabbath Celebration • TH (12/17), 5-6pm - Sabbath Celebration: Conclude the Seventh-Day Sabbath and welcome the new moon at Firestorm Cafe, 48 Commerce St. Info: 255-8115.

Salvation Army All events at the Salvation Army in W. Asheville, 750 Haywood Road. Info: 253-4723.

• TH (12/17) & FR (12/18) - Parents are welcome to select toys and gifts for their children, pick up Angle Tree Gifts and pick up food boxes for their family.

• SU (12/20), 11am - Christmas Worship. Enjoy seasonal music, fellowship and more.

Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Square dancing is friendship set to music. Info: 625-9969 or 6984530.

• SA (12/19), 7pm - The “Happy Holly Days Dance” will be held at the Whitmire Activity Building in Hendersonville. Squares and rounds begin at 7:30pm. Caller: Stan Russell.

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St. Matthias Musical Performances These classical music concerts take place at St. Matthias Episcopal Church in Asheville, 1 Dundee St. (off South Charlotte). Info: 252-0643.

• SU (12/20), 3pm - Pianist Donna Robertson will present a program of original arrangements of traditional Christmas carols. Free-will donations accepted.

The Marshall Auricular Hour A music and literary series. Performances are held at The French Broad Institute, 68 N. Main St., Marshall. Info: 649-0099.

• TU (12/22), 7pm - Wintersongs, an evening of seasonal sing-along songs with a twist. Co-hosted

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• MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 9am-5pm - Volunteer days and potluck lunch. Volunteers needed in: gardening, permaculture, stonework, carpentry, marketing, administration, fundraising and business development.

Asheville Area Directors of Volunteers in Agencies D.O.V.I.A., a nonprofit affiliate of the N.C. Association of Volunteer Administration, is dedicated to enhancing the skills of our community’s volunteer managers by conducting educational programs, sharing volunteer management information and resources, providing

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Asheville City Schools Foundation Seeking Academic Coaches (tutors/mentors) to support students by assisting them with a variety of tasks that support educational success. One hr/wk min., for one school year, in your choice of school or afterschool program. Training provided. Info: 350-6135, terri.wells@asheville.k12. nc.us or www.acsf.org.

• MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 8:30am-5pm - Academic coaching in the schools or at after-school programs, once a week.

Children First/CIS Projects Needs Volunteers Children First/CIS is a nonprofit that advocates for

Buncombe Countys children, while providing innovative programs for vulnerable children, and engaging the community in creating a better future for all children.

Volunteers are needed at least one hour per week.

Info: 252-4810 or patriciah@childrenfirstbc.org.

• Sponsor a child this holiday season by donating gifts, clothing and books to Children First. Help children in our community have a happy holiday season. Call for details.

Events at Barnes & Noble The bookstore is located at 3 Tunnel Rd. in the Asheville Mall. Info: www.bn.com.

• Through FR (1/1) - Annual Holiday Book Drive: Barnes & Noble will be collecting books for Toys for Tots. Info: 296-7335.

Gear Drive for Inner City Outings • Through TU (1/5) Support Inner City Outings, a local nonprofit focused on

providing kids with outdoor experience, by donating gear in good condition that’s on their wish list, and get the chance to win a $30 REI gift card. Info: www.rei. com/asheville.

Graffiti Removal Action Teams Join Asheville GreenWorks in combating graffiti vandalism in our community. Removing quickly and keeping covered is the best way to reduce graffiti. Info: 254-1776.

• THURSDAYS - Graffiti removal.

Guardian ad Litem Program Seeks Volunteers Volunteers are needed to advocate for children involved in the juvenile court process due to abuse and neglect. No experience necessary. Free training prepares volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life.

Info: 251-6130.

• MO (1/11) - Training begins. Call to register.

Hands On AshevilleBuncombe Choose the volunteer opportunity that works for you.

Youth are welcome to volunteer on many projects with adult supervision. Info: www. handsonasheville.org or call 2-1-1. Visit the Web site to sign up for a project.

• Download “Twelve Days of Caring,” a list of 12 simple projects that make our community a better place to live while refocusing on the true meaning of the holidays.

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• Download “Twelve Days of Caring,” a list of 12 simple projects that make our community a better place to live while refocusing on the true meaning of the holidays.

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• TH (12/17), 6-8pm - Help MANNA prepare “Packs for Kids,” backpack-sized parcels of food that will be distributed to students from low-income families.

• SA (12/19), 9am-Noon - Help sort and pack food at MANNA Food Bank to be given to agencies serving hungry people in 17 WNC counties.

• SA (12/19), 3-5pm - Help make “lovies” blankets for premature babies served

by Mission Hospital’s Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.

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• SA (12/19), 11am1:30pm - Show support to hospice patients and their families by cooking and serving a meal at the John Keever Solace Center.

• TU (12/22), 6-8pm - Help MANNA prepare “Packs for Kids,” backpack-sized parcels of food that will be distributed to students from low-income families.

Holiday Clothing Drive • Through WE (12/16) - Donations of gently used and new women’s clothing will be collected at Talbots, J. Crew, High Country, Style, Dewey’s, Coldwater Creek,

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Chico’s, Soma Intimates and Pi Salon in Biltmore Village.

Donations support ABCCM’s women’s shelter and Jobs for Life. Info: shopbiltmorevillage.com or www.juniorleagueasheville.org.

Holiday Giving Tree at the Oakley Library • TU (12/1) through WE (12/16) - Donations will be accepted for the 10th annual Holiday Giving Tree at the Oakley Library, located at 749 Fairview Road. Provide new books for disadvantaged children in the community. Info: 250-4754.

Raise the Roof Campaign • Through FR (1/1) - Give a gift to the community with an honor/memory donation to the Community of the Beloved, a community house dedicated to serving the homeless, disabled, senior citizens and low-income families. Send donations to: 610 A Haywood Road, Asheville, 28806.

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Info: 253-4723.

• MO (12/14) through TU (12/15) - Volunteers are needed to set up toys and assemble Angel Tree Gifts in the Salvation Army gymnasium.

WE (12/16) - Volunteers are needed to pack food boxes to be distributed to families for Chirstmas. All events held at Salvation Army in W. Asheville, 750 Haywood Road.

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Stick around after the reception for Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre’s opening night of Poetry in Motion: A Light in the Attic and More starting at 7:30 p.m. This seasonal production for all ages will celebrate the poetry of Shel Silverstein, and will also be performed Saturday, Dec. 19, at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 20, at 2 p.m. For Poetry in Motion ticket info, visit www.acdt.org or call 254-2621.

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Community Events & Workshops • Social & Shared-Interest Groups • Government & Politics • Seniors & Retirees • Animals • Technology • Business & Careers • Volunteering • Health Programs & Support Groups Calendar C a t e g o r i e s : Helplines • Sports Groups & Activities • Kids • Spirituality • Arts • Spoken & Written Word • Food • Festivals & Gatherings • Music • Theater • Comedy • Film • Dance • Auditions & Call to Artists Calendar for December 16 - 24, 2009 Unless otherwise stated, events take place in Asheville, and phone numbers are in the 828 area code.

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Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted.

• SA (12/19), 10am December Commencement will be held at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium. Info: 251-6470.

Public Safety Course Sponsored by The Haywood Community College Natural Resources Management Department and the N.C. Wildlife Resources Commission. Classes will be

Calendar Information In order to qualify for a free listing, an event must cost no more than $40 to attend and be sponsored by and/or benefit a nonprofit.

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held at Haywood Community College in the 300 Building, Rm. 309 & 310. Free. Info: 627-4560 or jcarver@haywood.edu.

• MO (12/21) through WE (12/23), 6-9:30pm - Hunter Safety Course. Attendance is required for three consecutive evenings. Registration required.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Afrikan Village Group • Seeking interested persons in starting an “Afrikan” village group on Choctaw Road in Asheville. Info: 279-8562 or realti@hotmail. com.

Ardent Toastmasters Club Afraid to speak in public?

Want to practice your speaking skills in a fun and supportive environment?

Meets at Zona Lofts, 162 Coxe Ave., in downtown Asheville. Info: 225-8680 or www.toastmasters.org/websiteApps/.

• Alternate THURSDAYS, 5:30pm - Meeting.

Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505.

• THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome.

Asheville Stamp Club Stamp collecting for all ages.

Info: 692-7640, 627-3039, 274-3804.

• 3rd SUNDAYS, 2pm - Meeting in the Deerfield Episcopal Retirement Community Center, 1617 Hendersonville Rd., Asheville.

Blue Ridge Toastmasters Club Meets once a week to enhance speaking skills both formal and impromptu. Part of an international proven program that takes you through the steps with fun along the way. Network with interesting people of all ages and professions. Info: www.blueridgetm.org or 333-2500.

• MONDAYS, 12:20-1:30pm - Meeting.

Koinonia Monday Night Potlucks • MONDAYS, 6-10pm - Potluck. The gathering invites visionaries, homeschoolers, activists, spiritualists and folks of all walks of life to share ideas and wisdom. Be a part of fostering an evolved local and global community.

Change begins within us.

Info: 333-2000.

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Due to the abundance of great things to do in our area, we only have the space in print to focus on timely events. Our print calendar now covers an eight-day range. For a complete directory of all Community Calendar groups and upcoming events, please visit www.mountainx.com/events..

weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted.

wed Learn more about the city of Asheville's "Art on Transit" Bus Graphics Program competition Wednesday, Dec. 16, at a forum from 10 a.m. to noon at the bus garage on 360 West Haywood St. A second forum will be held on Dec. 17, from noon to 2 p.m. Info: 259-5815.

Attend the opening reception for the first annual juried exhibition by emerging artists in the

thur UNCA photography department Thursday, Dec. 17, from 5 to 8 p.m. at Castell Photography, 2C Wilson Alley, downtown Asheville. Info: 255-1188.

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Stroll the streets of downtown Brevard during the holiday gallery walk Friday, Dec. 18, from 5 to 9 p.m. Galleries, studios, art stores and area businesses will be open late. Plus, the event will feature wine, munchies and live music. Info: 884-2787.

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Check out the last day of the holiday market at the Grove Arcade, suite 101, Saturday, Dec. 19, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Antiques, clothing, jewelry, crafts and more. Proceeds benefit the nonprofit Western North Carolinians for Criminal Justice. Info: 252-7645.

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Grammy-nominated Little Windows (Julie Glaub and Mark Weems) will perform an Appalachian Christmas concert at Madison County's Church of the Holy Spirit, 433 Bone Camp Road, Sunday, Dec. 20, at 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info: www.holyspiritwnc.org or 689-2517.

mon Celebrate the darkness of the longest night on a hike in DuPont State Forest Monday, Dec. 21, from 7 to 9 p.m. Bring a flashlight and a warm drink to toast the winter Solstice. Meet at Hooker Falls parking lot on DuPont Road. Info: 692-0385.

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The Marshall Auricular Hour will present "Wintersongs," an evening of seasonal sing-along songs with a twist, Tuesday, Dec. 22, at 7 p.m. at The French Broad Institute, 68 N. Main St., Marshall. Info: 649-0099. The Soul Tree: Poems and Photographs of the Southern Appalachians

Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. Info: 252-8154.

• SUNDAYS, 1-5pm Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville. We have all the gear; just bring your vocabulary. No dues the first six months.

TEDxAVL 2010 Organizational Meetings • 1st & 3rd MONDAYS, 6-8pm - Help TEDxAVL find speakers, performers and

product demos for a 2010 conference packed with ideas. At Locomotivity, 224 Broadway near the 240 W exit. Info: 231-7205. Call to confirm meeting date/time.

The New Friends Meetup Interested in meeting new people for friendship, fun, romance, activities, and learning new things? Info: www.meetup.com/NewFriends-Meetup.

• WEEKLY - Meets at a bar/restaurant.

Waynesville Kiwanis Club • TU (12/22), 11:30am Mountain Youth Resources’ Margie Allison will discuss the “Furnished with Love” campaign, which is raising money to furnish the New Hawthorn Heights Emergency Youth Shelter in Jackson Co. At the Laurel Ridge County Club, located on Eagles Nest Road. Info: 586-8958.

Government & Politics City of Asheville Public Meetings Info: www.ashevillenc.gov.

• 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 3-5pm - The Sustainable Advisory Committee on Energy and the Environment meets in room 109A in the Public Works Building, 161 S. Charlotte St. Info: 2716141.

Stand for Peace • TUESDAYS, 5-6pm - Stand for peace with Veterans for Peace, Iraq Veterans Against the War,

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War Resisters League, Military Families Speak Out, Buncombe Green Party and other peace mongers at Pack Place, intersection of Patton and Biltmore Avenues. Info: 582-5180.

The Green Tea Party Where reasoned discussions of current affairs occur. Free and open to the public. Info: 582-5180 or 225-4347.

• 1st & 3rd MONDAYS, 79pm - Meetings at Waking Life Espresso, 976 Haywood Rd.

Seniors & Retirees Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, ages 55 and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round.

Info: 698-3448 or www.

LJRsoftball.com.

• TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS - Daytime games at Jackson Park in Hendersonville (AprilOct.) and Leila Patterson Center in Fletcher (Nov.March). Start times may vary with season.

Animals Brother Wolf Animal Rescue A no-kill organization. Info: 458-7778 or www.bwar. org.

• SA (12/19), Noon-4pm - Pet Adoption Day at Bone-A-Fide Bakery & Pet Boutique, 118 Cherry St., Black Mountain. Info: 6690706.

• MO (12/21), 11am-2pm - Meet the wonderful dogs available for adoption and learn about Brother Wolf’s animal rescue efforts at the Mast General Store in Asheville. Info: 232-1883.

ChainFree Asheville A nonprofit, all-volunteer effort dedicated to improving the welfare of dogs living outdoors on chains and in pens in Asheville and Buncombe County. Info: www.chainfreeasheville.org or 450-7736.

• SUNDAYS, 11am-3pm - Come help a chained dog experience freedom.

No experience necessary. Meets 4 times a month within Asheville or Buncombe County to build a fence for a chained dog.

Dog Agility Trials For more information about the Blue Ridge Agility Club of WNC: 697-2118 or www.blueridgeagility.com.

• FR (12/18) through SU (12/20), 8am-3pm - USDAA Dog Agility Trial at the WNC Agricultural Center, McGough Arena.

More than 150 purebred and mixed-bred dogs from throughout the Southeast will compete at various levels of difficulty. Free.

Haywood County Animal Shelter Located at 245 Hemlock St., Waynesville. Info: 4569340.

• Through SU (1/3) Haywood County Animal Shelter, Sarge’s Animal Rescue Foundation and Aidan’s Fund are teaming up to help people adopt a shelter pet. A portion of the adoption fee for pets will be paid. Info: 246-9050.

Health Programs & Support Groups Announcing • Amie’s DeeLishUs Gluten Free Goodies! (pd.) Cookies, Muffins and Sweet breads. • Gluten free and gluten free/vegan.

• Holiday Gift Baskets • Catering. Call Amie: (828) 505-7223. Made with Love...but NO Gluten!

Professional Help For Overshoppers/Overspenders

(pd.) Stop the pain of Overshopping and Overspending • Discover triggers and cues • Learn specific tools, strategies and techniques • Break the cycle of overspending • Overcome the urge to splurge this holiday season • Develop mindfulness in making decisions. Call 231-2107.

Adult Children of Alcoholics & Dysfunctional Families • MONDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Open 12-step meeting at First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St., Asheville. Rear entrance; first room on left.

Info: 298-6600 or maybloomer@yahoo.com.

Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-2861326 or www.wnc-alanon. org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 8-9pm - Newcomers meeting and discussion: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Enter through parking lot door. Info: 2250515.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak

St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 2426197.

• FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of Al-Anon is a gay-friendly support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 670-6277 (until 9pm).

• FRIDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• FRIDAYS, 6:30pm - Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485.

• SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte and Macon. Beginners welcome.

• SATURDAYS, Noon - Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St., next to the library. Enter via side glass doors.

• SUNDAYS, 5-6pm - Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566.

• MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• TUESDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Art of Intimacy Practice Group Learn life-changing communication and relationship skills, drawing from the work of Brad Blanton (Radical Honesty), Marshal Rosenberg (Nonviolent Communication), Susan Campbell (Getting Real), John Bradshaw (Homecoming) and others.

By donation. Info: 2545613 or www.centerforsacredsexuality.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - Meeting.

Beauty Through Cancer Provides programs and services for breast cancer

patients and survivors in the WNC area. Located at 131 McDowell St., Suite 202, Asheville. Info: 252-8558 or info@beautythroughcancer. org.

• 1st & 3rd MONDAYS, 5:15-6:30pm - Breast cancer support group. Inspire one another, share stories and listen to interesting speakers from the community. All breast cancer patients, survivors and caregivers welcome.

CarePartners Hospice Bereavement Offers one-on-one grief counseling, support groups, grief education classes, a monthly grief support newsletter and semi-annual memorial services (available to anyone who is suffering a loss through death).

Located at 68 Sweeten Creek Road., Asheville. Call 251-0126 to set up an initial visit with a counselor.

• WEEKLY - Grief education classes and support group meetings: Good Grief Support Group, Child-Loss Support Group, Suicide Loss Group (monthly).

Debtors Anonymous • THURSDAYS, 7-8pm - Meets at Mount Pisgah Lutheran Church, 2606 Chimney Rock Road, Hendersonville. Info:

DAHendersonville@gmail. com.

Depression & Bipolar Support • THURSDAYS, 6-7:30pm - DBSA support group meets at Grace Covenant Presbyterian Church. Open support for family and friends. Info: peacehead@ gmail.com or DBSAlliance. org/asheville.

Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the support group meetings.

Info: 337-4685 or www. thecenternc.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Focus is on positive peer support, coping skills, recovery tools. Led by licensed professional. Free.

Events at Pardee Hospital All programs held at the Pardee Health Education Center in the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville. Free, but registration and appointments required unless otherwise noted. To register or for info: www.pardeehospital.org or 692-4600.

• FR (12/18), 2-3:30pm “Anterior Hip Replacement,” a discussion with orthopedic surgeon Amal Das. Registration required.

Grief Recovery Seminar/ Support Group Meets at First United Methodist Church, 204 Sixth Ave. West, Hendersonville. GriefShare is a special support group for people grieving the death of someone close.

The video seminar features recognized experts on grief recovery topics. Info: 6943621 or www.hvlfumc.org.

• 2nd & 4th TUESDAYS, 2-3:30pm - Meeting.

Henderson County Red Cross Red Cross holds classes in CPR and First Aid for infants, children and adults; Standard First Aid in Spanish; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid. Located at 203 Second Ave. East, Hendersonville.

Info: 693-5605. : Blood Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required.

• TH (12/17), 3:308pm - Quinekwa Rudisill Bloodstock Blood Drive at Star of Bethel Baptist Church, 105 N. Whitted St. Info: 582-4704.

• SU (12/20), 2-6pm - General Electric Employee Association at the GEEA Gymnasium, 3200 Spartanburg Hwy. Info: 693-1339.

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• MO (12/21), 10am2:30pm - American Red Cross Hendersonville, 203 2nd Ave. Info: 693-5605.

• WE (12/23), 9am1:30pm - Opportunity House, 1411 Asheville Hwy. Info: 693-5605.

Moms Supporting Moms • TUESDAYS, Noon or 6:30pm - Peer support for moms struggling with depression and/or anxiety during pregnancy or postpartum. Connect with other mothers and community resources. Meets at the Women’s Resource Center.

Info: 213-8241. Directions: 213-8246.

Narcotics Anonymous A fellowship of recovering addicts that can help those afflicted get clean and stay clean through a 12-step program. The group focuses on recovering from the disease of addiction rather than any particular drug. For WNC NA meeting schedules and info: www.wncana.net.

Helpline: (866) 925-2148.

• DAILY - Please call for location details.

National Alliance on Mental Illness - Western Carolina Dedicated to improving the lives of persons with severe mental illnesses, including schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, clinical depression, OCD, PTSD and anxiety disorders. Free Connection Recovery Support Groups.

Info: 505-7353.

• THURSDAYS, 7:30-9pm - Veterans Connection Recovery Support Group meets at the Charles George VA Medical Center,

1100 Tunnel Road. Multipurpose room. Contact Ray at raycarter2001@yahoo. com or 337-0515.

• MO (12/21), 11am - Meeting at NAMI-WC Office, 356 Biltmore Ave., Suite 298.

Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating. This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively.

Meetings are one hour unless noted.

• THURSDAYS, Noon - Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 298-1899.

• SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks & Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery mtg. Info: 686-8131.

• MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Meth. Church, 2567 Asheville Hwy. (Hwy. 25).

Open mtg. Info: 1-800-5804761.

• MONDAYS, 5:15pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Beginners mtg. Info: 277-8185.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Open mtg. Info: 277-8185.

• TUESDAYS, 10:30amNoon - Asheville: Grace

Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari.

Open BBSS mtg. Info: 2802213.

Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 2583888, ext. 221. Info: www. redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required.

• WE (12/16), 7:30amNoon - Skyland Fire Department, 9 Miller Road.

Info: 684-3405.

• MO (12/21), 6:30-11am - Reuter Family YMCA, 3 Town Square Blvd. Info: 651-9622.

• TU (12/22), 11am3:30pm - Century 21 All Seasons, 12 All Souls Crescent. Info: 423-5731.

S-Anon For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803.

• WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week.

S-Anon Meetings S-Anon is a 12-step recovery program for partners, family and friends of sexaholics. We share our experience, strength and hope to help solve our common problems. Meetings held weekly in Asheville, Fletcher and Waynesville. Call

confidential voice mail for information: 258-5117.

• WEEKLY - Meetings.

Sex Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women recovering from addictive sexual behavior (physical and/or emotional). Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Info: 800-477-8191 (live person Mon.-Fri. 11am-7pm) or 348-0284 to leave a local message for a return call.

• SUNDAYS, 7pm Meeting.

Sexaholics Anonymous SA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women recovering from compulsive patterns of lust, romance, destructive relationships, sexual thoughts or sexual behavior. Call confidential voice mail 681-9250 or e-mail saasheville@gmail. com. Info: www.orgsites. com/nc/saasheville/.

• DAILY - Asheville meetings.

Step/Weights Class Free ongoing aerobics class with step, weights, resistance bands and stretches.

Offered by Asheville Parks & Recreation to promote Asheville’s cardiovascular health. At Stephens-Lee Center (from S. Charlotte, turn on Max St. and go up the hill). Info: 350-2058.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:30-6:30pm - Step/Weights Class ending with mat work (stretches, yoga & pilates). All levels.

All welcome! Stephens-Lee Center, 30 G.W. Carver St. (Take S Charlotte to Max

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St at stop light). Qs call 828.350.2058 Support Groups Sessions are led by Charlene Galvin, a board certified Chaplain. Love offering. Info: 329-3187 or chargalvin@hotmail.com.

• THURSDAYS, 1011:30am - Living with Life Limiting Illness —- 1:303pm - Caregivers Support Group.

The Artist’s Way: A Spiritual Path to Higher Creativity • MONDAYS, 5:15-6:30pm - A support group of persons who want to discover and recover their creative selves meets. Based on course developed by Julia Cameron. Info: rachael_ bliss@yahoo.com.

WNC Brain Tumor Support Adult support group for newly diagnosed brain tumor patients, brain tumor survivors, their families and caregivers. Info: 691-2559 or www.wncbraintumor.org.

• 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets at the West Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall, 690 Haywood Rd.

Helplines For Xpress’ list of helplines, visit www. mountainx.com/events/ category/helplines.

Garden N.C. Arboretum Events The Arboretum hosts a variety of educational programs. Unless otherwise noted, all events are free

with parking fee ($6/ vehicle). No parking fees on Tuesdays. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• Through (1/3), 10am4pm - “Winter Solstice and Holiday Plants” will be on display in the Baker Exhibit Greenhouse.

• TH (12/19), 1:30pm - InDepth Walk: “What’s New in the Garden?” An Arboretum horticulturist leads a walk focusing on new features in the gardens. Meet at the Baker Exhibit Center Lobby.

Regional Tailgate Markets • For tailgate listings, visit www.mountainx. com/events and click on “Garden.” For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project: 2361282 or www.buyappalachian.org.

Sports Groups & Activities Asheville Masters Swimming Competitive, fitness and triathlon swimmers welcome.

Info: www.ashevillemasters. com • MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 5:45-7:15am - Practice at Asheville School.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 5:45-7:15am & SATURDAYS, 7-9am - Coached practices at Warren Wilson College.

Buncombe Co. Parks, Greenways & Rec. Events Events are free and are held at 59 Woodfin Pl., unless

otherwise noted. To register or for more info: 250-4265.

• SA (1/23), 3pm & FR (2/19), 3pm - Adventure Van: Travel to Charlotte to see the Bobcats play the Cleveland Cavaliers. Meet at the Rec. Center. $35.

Register by Dec. 21. Info: jay.nelson@buncombecounty.org or 250-4260.

Disc Golf Check the kiosk at Richmond Hill Park for events and nearby tournaments. Info: 680-9626 or www.wncdiscgolf.com.

• TUESDAYS, 3:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park.

Pickleball It’s like playing ping pong on a tennis court. For all ages. $1 per session.

Paddles and balls are provided. Info: 350-2058.

• MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Meets at Stephens-Lee Rec Center, 30 George Washington Carver St. (take S. Charlotte to Max St.).

Sports at UNCA Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public. Info: 251-6459.

• WE (12/16), 7pm UNCA Women’s Basketball vs. Georgia Southern in the Justice Center. $8/$4 general and children.

• FR (12/18), 7pm - UNCA Men’s Basketball vs.

Bluefield in the Justice Center. $15/$10 general/$7 children.

• MO (12/21), 12:30pm - UNCA Men’s Basketball vs. Wofford —- 2:30pm -

UNCA Women’s Basketball vs. Elon. Held in the Justice Center. $15/$10 general/$7 children.

Women’s Indoor Trainer Sessions • MONDAYS, 6:15pm - Youngblood’s Trainer Sessions. Bring your own trainer; no roller, please. A few indoor trainers will be available for loan/rent ($10).

Begin your winter conditioning program. Info: amy@ golightlydesigns.com or tdrews@trainright.com.

Kids At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 2-11.

Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure. org.

• Through SU (1/3) Explore the good, the bad and the ugly at Grossology: The (Impolite) Science of the Human Body. Explore why your body produces mushy, oozy, crusty and stinky gunk at this educational exhibition.

• THURSDAYS, 10:3011:30am - Preschool Play Date. Interactive fun just for preschoolers led by museum facilitators. Free with admission.

• SATURDAYS, 1-2pm - Experiment with science during Super Science Saturdays. Featuring handson activities led by museum facilitators, the programs

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are fun for all ages. Free with admission. For specific activity descriptions or for more info, visit the Web site.

Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition/performance info: 230-5778 or www.singasheville.org.

• THURSDAYS, 6:307:45pm - Children’s chorus rehearsal at First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St., downtown Asheville.

Earth Scouts for Kids Earth Scouts is an environmental education group that is fun and empowering.

Kids ages 4 and up learn plant identification, medicine making and earth skills.

• THURSDAYS, 6-7pm Meets at One World Healing Arts Institute, 2 Sulphur Springs Road, Asheville.

Parents welcome. $10.

Events at Asheville Dance Revolution Located at 63 Brook St. Events are sponsored by the Cultural Development Group. Info: 277-6777.

• SATURDAYS (12/12 & 19), 6:30-10pm - Parents night out. There will be games, dancing, contests and fun for youngsters 18 and under. Plus, a DJ will spin age-appropriate music. $7 per child/$10 for two children.

Free Pictures with Santa

• SA (12/19), 2-6pm - Santa is stopping by 168 Merrimon Ave. for a photo shoot with you. Come by for a free picture. Santa also has a special gift for each child. Info: info@c3asheville.com.

Hands On! Gallery This children’s gallery is located at 318 North Main St. in Hendersonville. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm.

Admission is $5, with discounts available on certain days. Info: 697-8333 or www.handsonwnc.org.

• FR (12/18), 2-4pm - “Fossil Fact with FENCE.” Children can explore their inner archeologist by making plaster casts, fossil rubbings and finding fossils.

Free with admission.

Haywood County Public Library System The main branch is located at 678 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. The county system includes branches in Canton, Maggie Valley, Fines Creek and Cruso.

Info: 452-5169 or www. haywoodlibrary.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 11am - Family story time for children of all ages. Read books, sing songs, learn finger plays and more.

Visit With Santa Claus • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 10am-9pm & SUNDAYS, Noon-6pm Santa will be at his castle in the Asheville Mall, where he will be available to hear chil-

dren’s wishes. Plus, Santa Feeds America canned food drive in partnership with MANNA FoodBank. Info: asheville-mall.com.

Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recyouth@townofwaynesville. org.

• WE (12/23) & MO (12/28) through TH (12/31), 7am-5:30pm - Day Camp for children ages 5 through 12. $20 members/$35 nonmembers per day. Pack a lunch, two snacks, a swimsuit, towel, book and a blanket.

Spirituality 2010 • Mayan Teaching On The Days Out Of Time (pd.) Asheville: January 4, 11, 18, 25 and February 1 and 8, 6:30pm-9pm.

Transorm your life, explore Mayan prophecy and the wonder and magic of Surfing the Mayan Calendar.

Call for directions: Zoe Allison: (828) 284-0975. www.mayanrecordkeeper. com Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA. (828)258-3229.

Faerie Pathway Readings

(pd.) Guidance from faeries, guardian angels, and spirit guides to help you rediscover the magic in your life. Faerie workshops also available. (828) 645-2674. www.davidswing.com Tuesday Afternoons • Study • Meditation • Great Tree Zen Temple (pd.) Study: 3:30pm • Meditation: 5:30pm. 679 Lower Flat Creek Road, Alexander. Love offering.

More information: 6452085 or www.greattreetemple.org Advent Conspiracy Series • WE (12/16), 6-7:30pm - Longing to simplify Christmas? Land of the Sky UCC invites you to spend less, give more, connect spiritually and resurrect the joy of Christmas.

Combat commercialism, explore simple and meaningful family traditions, and serve others together. Info: www.losucc.org.

Asheville Center for Transcendental Meditation/ An Evening of Knowledge Transcend the busy, active mind—effortlessly—for peace, bliss and full awakening of creative intelligence. The most effective, extensively researched meditation. Revitalizes mind/body, relieves worry and anxiety, improves brain functioning. Free Introduction. Info: 254-4350 or www.meditationasheville. org.

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• WEDNESDAYS, 7:158:15pm - Introductory Talk: Access your deepest intelligence; compare meditation techniques; explore higher states of consciousness and total brain functioning; and learn about Scientific findings on TM’s health benefits. Held at 165 E. Chestnut St. Asheville Chaos Magick Clique A discussion group focusing on chaos magick and related themes. Info: ashevillechaosmagickclique@ gmail.com or 777-9368.

• 3rd THURSDAYS, 6-9pm - Meeting. Call for location.

Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville. Info: 253-0701.

• FR (12/11) & MO (12/14) through FR (12/18), 5:15pm - Enjoy Hanukkah with singing, storytelling and candle lighting. Open to the entire community.

Asheville Meditation Center Classes are held at the Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted.

Info: 505-2300 or www. meditateasheville.org.

• THURSDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Meditation Circle.

Donations accepted.

Asheville Satsang With Gangaji Info: 216-7051 or nckristinenelson@yahoo.com.

• SUNDAYS, 7pm Discover true fulfillment.

Silent sitting and video satsang with Western spiritual teacher Gangaji. New location at Servanthood House, 156 East Chestnut St., near Greenlife.

Awakening Practices Study the works of Eckhart Tolle and put words into action through meditation and discussion. Info: Trey@QueDox.com.

• 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets at the EnkaCandler Library meeting room.

Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Coop. Suggested donation: $8/$4 students & seniors.

Dec. series: “Buddha’s Secrets for Happy Holidays.” Info: 779-5502 or www.meditation-innorthcarolina.org.

• WE (12/16), 7:15pm - “Buddhist Practices for Happy Holidays.”

• WE (12/23 & 30) - No class.

Celebrate Recovery Christ-centered, biblically based recovery ministry.

Weekly fellowship and

support meetings deal with real-life issues, including divorce, co-dependency, anger, control, chemical dependency, sexual addictions, hurtful relationships, eating disorders, depression, and other addictive, compulsive or dysfunctional behaviors. Info: 687-1111.

• THURSDAYS, 6pm-10pm - Evenings at Biltmore Baptist Church, 35 Clayton Road, Arden.

Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living meets at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training.

All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@ bellsouth.net or www.cloudcottage.net.

• 3rd SUNDAYS, 8am Japanese-style Zen service followed by informal tea.

Coalition of Earth Religions Events Info: 230-5069 or www. ceres-wnc.org.

• 4th WEDNESDAYS - Meeting at the Earth Fare Community Room. Call for details.

Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free.

Info: 252-0538 or www. ashevilleccc.com.

• 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Practice group for newcomers and experienced practitioners.

Ethical Society of Asheville A humanistic, religious and educational movement inspired by the ideal that the supreme aim of human life is working to create a more humane society. Meetings are held at the Botanical Garden’s Visitors Center, 151 W. T. Weaver Blvd. All are welcome. Info: 6877759 or www.aeu.org.

• SU (12/20), 2-3:30pm - “Winter Festival!” Joy McConnell, Ethical Culture Leader, will draw from a winter festival celebration by Percival Chubb first done in the early 1900s. Discussion period and informal conversation will follow the celebration.

Events at First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville Located at 204 6th Ave, in Hendersonville. Info: 6934275.

• Through WE (12/16) - Advent Prayer Labyrinth: “Spend some quiet, personal time with God during the busy holiday season.”

Held in The Barber Christian Life Center. Mon. and Tues., 9am-7pm and Wed., 9am3pm.

• TH (12/24) - Christmas Eve Worship: 5pm - Family Service in the Sanctuary.

The Children’s Celebration Choir will perform at 4:40pm. Gently used/new stuffed animals will be collected for children at Mainstay and The Healing Place —- 6:30pm SONday Praise & Worship in the Barber Christian Life Center —- 8:30pm & 11pm - Christmas Eve Candlelight Service. Music will begin half an hour before the service.

Hare Krsna Sunday Feast Meets above the French Broad Food Co-op, 90 Biltmore Ave. Info: www. highthinkingsimpleliving.org or 506-2987.

• Select SUNDAYS, 6-8pm - An evening of bhajans, class on the Bhagavad-Gita and a vegetarian feast.

Everyone welcome. Refer to the Web site or call for dates.

Journey Expansion Team (JET) • THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - An inspiration of James Ray featured on Oprah/The Secret. Join a group of likeminded people who want to share with others The Law Of Vibration and other Universal Laws. Meetings held in Fletcher/Asheville.

Info: 329-7145 or kimberlycroteau@yahoo. com.

Land of the Sky United Church of Christ Located at Westminster Presbyterian Church, 15 Overbrook Place, in East Asheville.

• SUNDAYS, 5-6pm - Women-led, justicefocused, family-friendly, and open to all. Worship with Land of the Sky UCC. An unconditional church.

Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence.

With consciousness teacher and columnist Bill Walz.

Info: 258-3241 or www. billwalz.com.

• MONDAYS, 7-8pm Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.).

Donation.

Mountain Zen Practice Center Exploring the ‘how’ of moment by moment peace, joy, and freedom through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness.

Info and Orientation times: www.mountainzen.org or 450-3621.

• TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meditation and discussion.

Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings are dynamic and diverse and range from topics such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 206-2009.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting.

Psychic Development Class • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Develop your intuition in a stress-free environment. Everyone will have an opportunity to read and to be read. Love donation accepted. Info: 255-8304.

Sabbath Celebration • TH (12/17), 5-6pm - Sabbath Celebration: Conclude the Seventh-Day Sabbath and welcome the new moon at Firestorm Cafe, 48 Commerce St. Info: 255-8115.

Sh’ma Messianic Ministries Messianic studies, Hebrew classes and Davidic dance.

Studies for Jews and gentiles. Hebraic roots with biblical and basic Hebrew language. Free. Visit the Web site for updates. Info: www.shmaministries. com, 367-0775 or rabbi@ shmaministries.com.

• FRIDAYS - Meets in the evenings.

Sojourner Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) A congregation in formation.

The goal is provide a caring, non-threatening environment for the exploration of Christian spirituality. Info: www.sojournerchurch.org.

• SUNDAYS, 9:30am - Worship —- 10:30am - Fellowship. Lower floor of Morningside Baptist Church, 14 Mineral Springs Road, Asheville.

St. Matthias Episcopal Church Located at 1 Dundee Street (off South Charlotte). Info: 252-0643.

• TH (12/24), 6pm - Christmas Eve Service.

Preceded by contemporary gospel Christmas music at 5:45pm. The Holy Eucharist service will include a full

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19)

I don’t understand why the astronomers responsible for naming new-found objects are so devoid of flair. Here’s a prime example: They found a blazar, or blazing quasi-stellar object, in a faraway galaxy. It’s powered by a supermassive black hole that’s 10 billion times larger than our sun. Why did they give this fantastic oddity the crushingly boring name “Q0906+6930”? Couldn’t they have called it something like “Queen Anastasia” or “Blessed Quasimodo” or “Gastromopolopolis”? I trust you won’t be as lazy in your approach to all the exotic discoveries you’re going to be making in 2010, Aries. Start getting your imagination in top shape. Make sure it’s primed and ready for your upcoming walkabout to the far reaches of reality.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Scientists say that pretty much everywhere you go on this planet, you are always within three feet of a spider. That will be an especially useful and colorful truth for you to keep in mind during 2010. Hopefully it’ll inspire you to take maximum advantage of your own spider-like potentials. It’s going to be web-spinning time, Taurus: an excellent phase in your long-term life cycle to weave an extended network — with you at the hub — that will help you catch an abundance of the resources you need.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)

I don’t normally recommend that you worry too much about what others think of you. In 2010, however, you could benefit from thinking about that subject more than usual. Judging from the astrological omens, I suspect that you’ll be able to correct misunderstandings that have negatively affected your reputation. You might even have the power to shift people’s images of you so that they’re in relatively close alignment with the truth about who you actually are. Here’s the best news: You may be more popular than you’ve ever been.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

I’m hoping that you will get out more in 2010.

And I mean way out. Far out. Not just out to the unexplored hotspots on the other side of town (although that would be good), but also out to marvelous sanctuaries on the other side of paradise. Not just out to the parts of the human zoo where you feel right at home, but also out to places in the urban wilderness where you’ll encounter human types previously unknown to you. In conclusion, traveler, let me ask you this: What was the most kaleidoscopic trip you’ve ever taken? Consider the possibility of surpassing it in the next 12 months.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

One of the 20th century’s greatest scientific minds was Nobel Prize-winning physicist Max Planck. He knew that in his field, like most others, ingenious innovation doesn’t automatically rise to the top. The advancement of good new

ideas is hampered by the conservatism and careerism of scientists. “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light,” he wrote, “but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.” In 2010, Leo, there’ll be a similar principle at work in your sphere. Influences that have been impeding the emergence of excellence will burn out, dissipate, or lose their mojo. As a result, you’ll be able to express and take advantage of innovations that have previously been quashed.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Twenty-two percent of American rightwing fundamentalists believe that Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. On the other hand, 73 percent of the people who read my horoscopes think that if there were such a thing as an Anti-Christ, he would be an American rightwing fundamentalist. But I’d like to discourage speculations like that among the Virgo tribe in 2010.

According to my reading of the omens, you should take at least a year off from getting worked up about your version of the devil.

Whoever you demonize, just let them alone for a while. Whatever you tend to fault as the cause of the world’s problems, give your blame mechanism a rest. As much as possible, create for yourself an Enemy-Free Zone.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

I’m hoping that 2010 will be the year you do whatever it takes to fall more deeply in love with the work you do. I’d like to see you reshape the job you have so that it better suits your soul’s imperatives. If that’s not possible, consider looking for or even creating a new job. The cosmos will be conspiring to help you accomplish this. Both hidden and not-so-hidden helpers will be nudging you to earn your livelihood in ways that serve your highest ideals and make you feel at peace with your destiny.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

“It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)” is a jazz tune composed in 1931 by Duke Ellington and Irving Mills. In accordance with your long-term astrological omens, I propose that we make that song title your motto in 2010 — the standard you’ll keep referring to as you evaluate which experiences you want to pursue and which you don’t. Please proceed on the assumption that you should share your life energy primarily with people and situations that make your soul sing and tingle and swing.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

I hope you will get more sleep in 2010. And eat better food, too. And embark on some regimen like meditation that will reduce your stress levels. In general, Sagittarius, I hope you will learn a lot more about what makes your body function at optimum levels, and I hope you will diligently apply what you learn. That doesn’t

mean I think you should be an obsequiously well-behaved pillar of the community. On the contrary, what I’m envisioning is that by taking better care of yourself you will make yourself strong enough to run wilder and freer.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Even if you don’t plan to go to school in 2010, I suggest you make plans to further your education. Your current levels of knowledge and skill may be quite impressive, but they simply won’t be enough to keep you growing and adapting forever. Eventually, you’re going to need to learn more. And the coming months will be a perfect time, from an astrological perspective, to get that process underway. Here are a few questions to jumpstart your meditations: What ignorance do you find yourself having to increasingly hide? What subjects captivate your imagination and tantalize your future self?

What skills and know-how do your competitors have that you don’t?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Imagine that money is not just the literal cash and checks you give and receive, but that it is also an invisible force of nature like gravity or electromagnetism. Then imagine that it’s possible for this primal energy to be favorably disposed toward you — that on some occasions its rhythms may be more closely aligned with your personal needs. Can you picture that, Aquarius? I hope so, because there is a sense in which this seeming fantasy will be an actuality for you during much of 2010. How well you’re able to capitalize will depend in part on how high you keep your integrity levels. Are you prepared to be more impeccably ethical, fair, and honest than you’ve ever been?

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

Have you been toiling away earnestly at the exhausting homework that life has dumped on you this past year? Have you kept the faith even when you’ve been fooled and confused?

Have you applied yourself with a pure heart to the maddening details and puzzling riddles you’ve been asked to master? If you’ve been less than conscientious at doing these tasks, the next two months will bring you a series of tricky final exams. But if you have been doing your due diligence, then you’re on the brink of graduating from boring old problems that you have been studying and studying and studying for a long time. Do we dare hope that you will soon be free of a history that has repeated itself ad nauseam? Yes, I think we do dare.

Homework: Create a title that captures the essence of what you hope to accomplish in 2010, like “The Year I Figure Out What I Really Want” or “The Year I Become a Modest Super-Hero.” FreeWillAstrology. com © Copyright 2009 Rob Brezsny

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parenting from the edge by Anne Fitten Glenn

Running the marketing hamster wheel with Mr. Squiggles If you’re a parent, and you haven’t heard of Zhu Zhu pets, you either live on Mars or you’re my spouse (in other words— oblivious).

Unfortunately, I do know about Zhu Zhu pets — this year’s holiday toy craze.

Zhu Zhus are toy hamster robots with cutesy monikers like Num Nums, Chunk and Mr. Squiggles. They’re “interactive,” which supposedly means they’re almost as much fun as real hamsters. They may be preferable to live rodents, in fact, since they don’t eat or poop or do inappropriate stuff with their hamster friends in front of the kids. At least that’s what the marketers want us to believe.

Kids can collect all five pets, plus accessories, which, according to my calculations would cost only about $200 more than buying one live hamster and feeding it organic carrots throughout its entire two-year lifespan. The Zhu Zhu pets I found via Amazon.com cost about $30 each. Accessory kits (slides, adventure balls, blankets and carriers) run about $25 to $55. More money, less mess.

For the first time since Pet Rocks were hot in 1975, I got caught up in a toy craze (yes, it’s

impressive how far toys have come in 30-plus years — from a rock with fake eyes glued on it to a hamster that propels itself around the house in an adventure ball).

I purchased three fricking Zhu Zhu pets (one for both my kids and one for my niece) from a company on Amazon that promises to ship them before Christmas. I even congratulated myself on getting a deal after hearing that the popular playthings are selling for big bucks on sites like E-bay (I’ve never understood why selling stuff at more than retail is OK — isn’t it like scalping tickets?

I suppose retail prices are random and based on demand. So, maybe not. Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention in Econ. 101).

So here I am, feeling pleased with myself, because my kids have always wanted a hamster, but I’ve refused, because one, they smell funny, and two, we already own three predators who would like nothing more than to murder Hammy and leave him eviscerated on my son’s bed. Despite my explanations about animal hunting instincts, my kids have campaigned hard for a pet R.O.S.S. (rodent of small size). My daughter

even started a blog a few years ago, which she named, “Rodent Love: my first blog — all about rodents and my life.” I had to make the site private because you can imagine the kind of perverted traffic it could get.

But I congratulated myself too soon on the acquisition of robot rodents. The day after I purchased three Zhu Zhus, I learned that Mr. Squiggles might have tested higher than normal for a potentially carcinogenic metal called antimony. I’m on every parental fear-mongering e-mail list in the universe, so I know more than eight million ways for kids to be poisoned, injured, or killed by seemingly innocuous products. Antimony is one of them.

I’m not sure why a furry kid toy would be covered with something that sounds like it originated in circle eight of Dante’s Inferno, as in, “the demons poured burning antimony down the throats of sinners.” Those would be the sinners who ignore their gut reactions and give in to advertising pressure. Nor do I get why Mr. Squiggles is dangerous, while his comrades are not (only he tested high for the toxin).

Of course, two of the three Zhu Zhus I ordered are Mr. Squiggles.

But CNN reported that the U.S.-based manufacturer, Cepia of St. Louis, say they’ve “conducted rigorous safety testing” and Mr. Squiggles is not dangerous (unless you accidentally step on him in the middle of the night when you’re letting the dog out. But that’s your problem, not theirs.)

Then the Consumer Product Safety Commission says Mr. Squiggles is safe. It seems to boil down to how the toy was tested, but I still don’t like the idea of antimony. Will there be a recall? Is it OK for my kids to play with Mr. Squiggles as long as they promise not to lick him? Should I exchange Mr. Squiggles for Pipsqueek (stet) or Chunk?

My kids probably will read this, and I’m sure they’ll immediately start their own marketing campaign to convince me that hamster robots are the greatest Christmas gifts ever.

But I should have known better. I pride myself on not falling into marketing traps. But this year I descended into the eighth circle of hell. Send help.

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Anne Fitten “Edgy Mama” Glenn writes about a number of subjects, including parenting, at www.edgymama.com.

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choir assisted by organ, piano, trumpet, flute and cello. Everyone is welcome.

Transmission Meditation Group Join in this group meditation for your own personal spiritual growth, as well as the healing and transformation of the planet. Info: 318-8547.

• TUESDAYS, 6:30pm Meditation for personal and spiritual growth.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Asheville Located at the corner of Charlotte St. & Edwin Pl. Info: 254-6001 or www. uuasheville.org.

• SUNDAYS, 9:15am & 11:15am - Services and Children’s Programs.

Unity Cafe Looking for a change from the usual Sunday service?

Spiritual conversation and sharing, music, meditation, coffee and pastry. Info: 645-0514, 676-6070 or unitycafe.org.

• 1st, 3rd & 5th SUNDAYS, 10am-Noon - Greenlife Grocery Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave. Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart.

Contemporary music by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync.net.

• WE (12/16), 7pm “Mellowing Your Drama,” discourse, chanting, meditation and neck-rubs. Led by Rev. Chad O’Shea. Love offering.

• SA (12/19), 7pm - “Winter Solstice Celebration,” a ceremony for the whole family.

Led by Turtle Dog Woman, Di Southen and Cameron Ellison. Love offering.

• SU (12/20), 12:45pm - Holiday potluck followed by the Children’s Christmas Pageant performance. Bring a dish to share.

• WE (12/23), 7pm “Mellowing Your Drama,” discourse, chanting, meditation and neck-rubs. Led by Rev. Chad O’Shea. Love offering.

• TH (12/24), 7:30pm - Christmas Eve Candle Lighting Service. Celebrate the Christmas story with scripture and music.Free childcare provided.

Unity Church of Asheville Looking for something different? Unity of Asheville explores the deeper spiritual meaning of the scriptures combined with an upbeat contemporary music program to create a joyous and sincere worship service.

Come join us this Sunday and try it for yourself.

Located at 130 Shelburne Rd., W. Asheville. Info: 2525010 or www.unityofasheville.com.

• SUNDAYS, 11am Spiritual Celebration Service.

Windhorse Zen Community Meditation, Dharma talks, private instruction available Tuesday and Thursday evenings, residential training.

Teachers: Lawson Sachter and Sunya Kjolhede. Main center: 580 Panther Branch, Alexander. City center: 12 Von Ruck Court. Call for orientation. Info: 645-8001 or www.windhorsezen.org.

• SUNDAYS, 9:30-11am - Meditation, chanting and a Dharma talk.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 7-9pm Meditation and chanting.

• FRIDAYS, 5:30-7:15pm - Meditation and chanting at the City Center.

Womyn in Ceremony Join the group for connection, sharing, support, healing and empowerment. Meets 12 miles NW of Asheville. Info: www.

RitesofPassageCouncil. com or Theresa@ RitesofPassageCouncil.com.

• SUNDAYS, 4-6pm (through 12/27) - Gathering on various Sundays.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Gallery hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 1-6pm (open on Sun. May-Oct. only). Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com.

• Through SA (1/2) Inspirations, an exhibit by Signe Grushovenko.

Aesthetic Gallery Located at 6 College St., across the street from Pritchard Park, in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., Noon-6pm. Info: 398-0219 or www.aestheticgallery. com.

• FR (12/11) through SU (1/31) - Environ/Mental Disorder, abstract artist Cliff Yudell’s take on mountain development. New oil paintings on view.

American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary self-taught artists and regional pottery.

Info: 281-2134 or www. amerifolk.com.

• Through TH (12/24) - Big Gatherings, work by Ruth Robinson, Woody Long and Darrell Loy Scott will be on display in the Oui Oui Gallery.

Art at UNCA

Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted.

• Through FR (12/18) - BFA Exhibit: Capstone show for senior sculpture student Ben Reid in the S. Tucker Cooke Gallery. Info: 251-6559.

Asheville Area Arts Council The Asheville Area Arts Council (AAAC) is at 11 Biltmore Ave. Info: 258-0710 or www.ashevillearts.com.

• Through MO (1/4) -New work by Meg Manderson, Gloria Gaffney, Mark Holland and Heather Lewis will be on display.

Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $6/$5 students and seniors/ Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• Through SU (5/9) - Lorna Blaine Halper: The Space Between will be on display in Holden Community Gallery.

Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 28 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 251-5796 or www.ashevillegallery-of-art.com.

• Through TH (12/31) - New Juried Members Exhibit, featuring work by Kathryn Phillips, Joyce Schlapkohl, Maggie Robinson, Christine Dickey Longoria, Karen Keil Brown and Marsha Balbier.

Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open daily. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com.

• Through TH (12/31) - New works: Becky and Steve Lloyd, hand-carved porcelain. New works: Judson Guerard, blown glass. New works: Kathleen Burke, encaustic. Featured wall artist: Sara Linda Poly, landscapes.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Info: 669-0930 or www.blackmountainarts.org.

• Through FR (1/29) - 2nd Annual Pottery Show in the Upper Gallery. Works by teachers, students and community members from the Black Mountain Center for the Arts Clay Studio.

Black Mountain College Museum + Arts Center The center is located at 56 Broadway, and preserves the legacy of the Black Mountain College through permanent collections, edu-

cational activities and public programs. Info: 350-8484, bmcmac@bellsouth.net or www.blackmountaincollege. org.

• Through SA (2/6) - Past Presence, an exhibition exploring five important aspects of the Black Mountain College story.

Blue Spiral 1 The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 251-0202 or www.bluespiral1.com.

• Through TH (12/31) - Fall Salon: Sculptural glass, abstract paintings and curvilinear mixed-media wall installations from six regional artists —- Ceramic sculpture and textiles by Heather Allen-Swarttouw —- Paintings by Taiyo la Paix —- Wood-Fired Clay: Contemporary approaches to a time-honored tradition by several artists —- Basketry

by Carole Hetzel, Deborah Muhl and Lee Sipe.

Brevard Gallery Walks A variety of Brevard galleries and art spots open their doors. Info: 884-2787.

• FR (12/18), 5-9pm - Gallery walk. Wine, munchies and music.

Castell Photography A photo-based art gallery located at 2C Wilson Alley, off of Eagle St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 255-1188 or www.castellphotography. com.

• TH (12/17) through SA (1/23) - The first annual juried exhibition of UNCA Student Photography will be on display. The group show features the work of emerging artists in the UNCA photography department.

• TH (12/17), 5-8pm - Opening reception for the UNCA Student Photography exhibition.

Exhibits at the Turchin Center Appalachian State University’s Turchin Center for the Visual Arts is at 423 West King St. in Boone. Info: 262-3017 or www.tcva.org.

• Through SA (1/16) - Plastic Flame Press, the exhibit presents a progression of designer Chris Williams’ work —- African Vailet: Olivia “Holly” Pendergast —- SAQA: 12 Voices, a traveling exhibit of the Studio Art Quilt Association.

• Through SA (2/6) - 225 F: Encaustic Encounters, featuring encaustic paintings — - Collective Dialogues: New work from The Collective on Depot —- Brush & Palette: Artists Unmasked, a representation of the Brush and Palette Art Club members’ works.

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Grovewood Gallery Located at 111 Grovewood Road, Asheville. Info: 2537651 or www.grovewood. com.

• Through TH (12/31) - New fiber-art wall hangings by LINT (Ladies in New Textiles) will be on display.

Haen Gallery Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon5pm. Info: 254-8577 or www.thehaengallery.com.

• Through SU (1/31) - The group exhibition A Wintry Mix will be on display.

Haywood County Arts Council The HCAC sponsors a variety of art-related events in Waynesville and Haywood County. Unless otherwise noted, showings take place at HCAC’s Gallery 86 (86 North Main St.) in Waynesville. Hours: Mon.Sat., 10am-5pm. Info: 4520593 or www.haywoodarts. org.

• Through SA (1/2) - It’s A Small, Small Work, an exhibition of artwork 12 inches or smaller by WNC artists.

Odyssey Gallery Exhibits work by Odyssey Center for Ceramic Arts instructors and residents.

Located at 236 Clingman Ave. in Asheville’s River Arts District. Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4pm; Sat., 10am-6pm & Sun., Noon-6pm. Info: 285-0210 or www.highwaterclays.com.

• Through TH (12/24) - Resident Clay, featuring works by Amanda Humphreys, Jaclyn Jednak, Patty Bilbro, Leslie Hinton, Beth Bond and Alex Irvine.

Upstairs Artspace Contemporary nonprofit gallery at 49 S. Trade St. in Tryon. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-5pm and by appointment. Info: 859-2828 or www.upstairsartspace.org.

• Through TH (12/24) - The Spiritual Image in Contemporary Art and Presents of Art will be on display.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Mountain Xpress Holiday Art Show Info: mdalton@mountainx. com.

• FR (12/11) through SU (12/20) - Holiday-themed artwork by Xpress readers will be on display at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre, 20 Commerce St. • FR (12/18), 6-7pm Reception for the artists and the show with treats and entertainment.

A-B Tech Events Info: www.abtech.edu.

• Through FR (12/18) - The Face of Appalachia: Portraits From the Mountain Farm, a photography exhibit by Tim Barnwell, will be on display in the Holly Library gallery.

Art at Ananda Hair Studio The salon, located at 22 Broadway, hosts rotating art exhibits. Info: 232-1017.

• Through SA (1/2) - Red Moon Rising Studios presents Be Love, a textile art and fashion show by Stack.

Art at Cafe Ello Located at 64 Haywood, across from Pack Memorial Library, in downtown Asheville. Info: 252-8333.

• WE (12/16), 5-7:30pm - Art reception. View new abstract paintings, prints and cards by Barbara Brady while having a drink and munching on treats. Art on display through Dec. 31. To preview: www.flickr.com/ photos/abstracts.

Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 6652492 or www.ncarboretum. org.

• Through MO (2/22) - Celebrating Rivers and Streams, paintings by Sue Sweterlitsch will be on display in the Education Center, 2nd floor.

• Through SU (1/3) Building Small: American Folk Art Houses and Structures will be on display in the Baker Center.

Asheville Community Theatre • Through TU (2/2) Miscellaneous Nothing, an art exhibit by Gayle Paul will be on display in the Asheville Community Theatre lobby, 35 E. Walnut St. Info: 2541320.

Christmas in Stained Glass • Through TH (12/31) - Pam McCorkhill, owner of Blue Mountain Stained Glass in Arden, will be the featured artist in an exhibit called Christmas in Stained Glass, featuring 40 original designs in the lobby of the Brevard Transylvania County Library.

EAST Holiday Show • Through SU (12/20) - Ten local artists of the East of Asheville Studio Tour will offer handmade gifts and art at Black Mountain Studios, 626 Old Lytle Cove and in Swannanoa. Info: 686-1011 or www.EastStudioTour.com f/32 Photography Group Info: www.f32nc.com.

• Through MO (1/4) - An exhibit by the members of this fine photography group

will be held at Deerpark on the Biltmore Estate.

Grand Bohemian Gallery Located at the Grand Bohemian Hotel in Biltmore Village, 11 Boston Way. Info: www.bohemianhotelasheville.com or 505-2949.

• Through SU (12/27) - An exhibition of landscapes of the N.C. mountains as well as scenes of the French countryside by renowned French painter Jean Claude Roy will be on display.

Transylvania Heritage Museum Located at 40 W. Jordan St., Brevard. Info: 884-2347 or www.transylvaniaheritage. org.

• Through SA (12/19) - An exhibit of 50 vintage aluminum trees from The Aluminum Tree & Aesthetically Challenged Seasonal Ornament Museum & Research Center (ATOM) will be on display. Free, but suggested donation of $5/$2 kids. Proceeds benefit the THM. Info: 884-5304.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Attention Artists and Photographers! (pd.) Need your work Captured, Reproduced, or Printed? Digital Resolutions Group specializes in highquality large format digital photography, outstanding fine art reproduction and printing. (828) 670-5257 or visit www.ashevilledigital. com Asheville Art Museum Located on Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 1-5pm. Admission: $6/$5 students and seniors/ Free for kids under 4. Free first Wednesdays from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227 or www.ashevilleart.org.

• FR (12/18), Noon-1pm - Art Break: A member of the curatorial staff will lead a guided tour of Lorna Blaine Halper: The Space Between.

Courtyard Gallery An eclectic art and performance space located at 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332 or www.ashevillecourtyard. com.

• SUNDAYS, 7-10pm - Free Open Studio Night. Bring sketchbooks, canvas, easel, drawing board and art supplies. Work in the medium of your choice in a relaxed setting. Still life and occasional portrait modeling. Free coffee and tea. Info: 707-1859.

Elevate Life & Art School • WEEKLY - Classes for varied ages in drama, guitar, graphic design, web design, life drawing, acrylic painting,

sign language, video editing, sewing and fashion design, choir, dance, keyboard, photography. $5/class. Info: www.elevatelifeandart.com or 277-1637.

Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal. info@gmail.com or www. svfal.org.

• THURSDAYS, Noon-3pm - Experimental Art Group.

Experimental learning and sharing water-media techniques and collage. $20 for four sessions or $6/session.

• FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm Open studio for figure drawing. Small fee for model.

• MONDAYS, Noon-3pm - Open studio for portrait painting. Small fee for model.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www. artsofbrevard.org.

• FR (12/18), 5-9pm - Brevard Gallery Walk. Do some holiday shopping while enjoying wine, munchiesand music.

Art/Craft Fairs Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 1-4pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 6938504 or www.acofhc.org.

• Through SA (12/19) - Holiday Artists Market, featuring the work of local artists and crafters.

Holiday Event at Wedge Studios • SA (12/19), 11am-6pm - Una Barrett and Julie Armbruster will open their studio in the Wedge Building, #2B5. Una will have handmade jewelry, including earrings, cuffs, rings and pendants. Julie will have original paintings, archival prints and hand-sewn Freak-O-Bags.

One.Bazaar.Community: A Holiday Arts & Crafts Market • FRIDAYS, SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS (through 12/20), 10am-5pm - Indoor market at 45 S. French Broad Ave., Asheville. Artists, crafters, local produce, musicians and resellers. Also inside, Amazing Savings Grocery and the hifi Coffee Cafe.

Booths available. Ample parking. Interested merchants call 255-8858.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4

pm. Info: 884-2787 or www. artsofbrevard.org.

• Through FR (12/18) - Holiday Fine Arts & Crafts Sale.

Spoken & Written Word Asheville Storytelling Circle A nonprofit dedicated to excellence in the oral tradition that affirms various cultures through storytelling, and nourishes the development of emerging and established artists. Guests and new members always welcome. Info: 274-1123.

• 3rd MONDAYS, 7pm - Tellers and listeners are invited to come to Asheville Terrace Lobby, 200 Tunnel Road.

Buncombe County Public Libraries LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n FV = Fairview Library (1 Taylor Road, 250-6484) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 250-6488) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 2506486) n WV = Weaverville Library (41 N. Main Street, 250-6482) • WE (12/16), 3-5pm - Library Knitters meet. SS —- 4pm - School Age Book Club: “Around the World in Five Holidays.” For children ages 7-11. WV —- 5-7pm Library Knitters meet. SW. • TH (12/17), 7pm - Book Club: Same Kind of Different as Me by Ron Hall and Denver Moore. FV. • TU (12/22), 7pm - Knitting group for all skill levels. BM. Damion Bailey’s Book Release & Birthday Celebration • FR (12/18), 9pm-2:30am - Come enjoy poetry, music and the celebration of the release of My Journal My Journey, a book of poetry

by Damion “DaDa” Bailey, at Club 828. $10.

Events at Accent on Books The bookstore is located at 854 Merrimon Ave. Events are free and open to the public. Info: 252-6255 or www. accentonbooks.com.

• FR (12/18), 4pm - Local author Joan Medlicott will talk about her writing process and read from her new Covington book, A Blue and Gray Christmas.

Refreshments will be served.

Events at Malaprop’s

The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 2546734 or www.malaprops. com.

• FR (12/18) - Book signings: 3pm - Pat Riviere-Seel, The Serial Killer’s Daughter —- 4pm - Holly Iglesias, Souvenirs of a Shrunken World —- 5pm - Karen Chavez, Best Hikes for Dogs in North Carolina —- 6pm - Cynn Chadwick, Girls with Hammers —- 7pm - Katherine Min, Secondhand World.

• SA (12/19) - Book signings: Noon - Penelope J. Stokes, Heartbreak Cafe —- 1pm - Celia Miles and Nancy Dillingham, Christmas Presence —- 2pm - Dr. Lewis Rathbun, A Doctor All My Life —- 3pm - Karen Miller, Monsters and Water Beasts —- 4pm - Terrell Garren, The Fifth Skull —5pm - Allan Wolf, Immersed in Verse —- 6-8pm - Rob Amberg, The New Road.

• SU (12/20) - Book signings: 1pm - Laurey Masterton, Elsie’s Biscuits —- 2pm - Paul Weidknecht and Emily P. Murphy, A Christmas Sampler —- 3pm - Susan Reinhardt, Dishing With the Kitchen Virgin —4pm - Mark de Castrique, Sam Blackman mystery novels.

• WE (12/23) - Book signing: 2pm - Katherine Russell Rich, Dreaming in Hindi: Coming Awake in Another Language.

Events at Thomas Wolfe Memorial Located at 52 N. Market St. Info: www.wolfememorial. com or 253-8304.

• SA (12/19), 6pm & 7:30pm - Balladeer and storyteller Sheila Kay Adams will perform Christmas stories and traditional ballads from the Southern Appalachian Mountains. $8.

For Accomplished Asheville Writers Seeking other serious writers for critique group. Mostly fiction and nonfiction. Info: 658-8217.

• Alternate THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets.

Haywood County Public Library System The main branch is located at 678 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. The county system includes branches in Canton, Maggie Valley, Fines Creek and Cruso. Info: 4525169 or www.haywoodlibrary.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 1:30pm - Ready 4 Learning. A story time designed for 4 and 5-year-olds with a focus on

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fun fundraisers

who:

Performances by Addison Road, Rebekkah Jay and Ryan Larkins at a Human Trafficking Awareness concert, presented

by Lakehouse Ministries. Tickets are $15, available at itickets.com.

benefits:

On Eagles Wings Ministries, which run Hope House, a long-term residence for victims of human trafficking.

where:

The Orange Peel

when:

Friday, Dec. 18; doors open at 6:30 p.m., show at 7 p.m.

Benefits Calendar for December 16 - 24, 2009 Conscious Alliance Dance Party • SA (12/19) - Dance party at Club 828, 64 N. Carter St. in downtown Asheville. The alliance enlists the art and music worlds in the fight against hunger. Local experimental electronic trio RBTS Win, multi-genre DJ/Producer Marley Carroll and others will perform. $10 suggested donation.

Info: www.club828.com.

Gift Wrapping by Carolina Mountain Land Conservancy and Inner City Outings • SA (12/20), 11am-2pm & 2-6pm - Support Carolina Mountain Land Conservancy (11am-2pm) and Inner City Outings (2-6pm) by getting your holiday gifts wrapped by them at REI. Donation for gifts wrapped requested. Info: 687-0918.

Holiday Events at the Grove Arcade Info: www.grovearcade.com.

• FR (12/18) & SA (12/19), 10am-6pm - Holiday Market featuring antiques, clothing, jewelry, crafts and more. Held in Suite 101. Proceeds benefit the nonprofit Western North Carolinians for Criminal Justice. Info: 252-7645.

Stop Human Trafficking • FR (12/18), 6:30pm - Benefit concert at the Orange Peel in downtown Asheville. Addison Road (Christian rock), Ryan Larkins (country) and Rebekkah Joy (hip hop) will perform. Reps from two local organizations working to prevent human trafficking will be present. $15.

United Way of Asheville and Buncombe County Located at 50 S. French Broad in downtown Asheville. Info: 255-0696.

• Through TH (12/24) - The Moose Cafe, located off Brevard Road near the WNC Farmers Market, will be selling poinsettias to raise funds for United Way.

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kindergarten readiness. This story time runs Sept.-May. • THURSDAYS, 11am - Movers & Shakers. This story time for active 2-3 year olds incorporates dance, physical activity, songs and age-appropriate books.

• TUESDAYS, 11am - Family story time at the Fines Creek Branch Library.

We will read books, tell stories, learn songs and finger plays, and do a simple craft.

Info: 627-0146.

• TUESDAYS, 11:15am Family story time for children of all ages at the Canton Branch Library. We will read books, listen to songs, and learn finger plays. Info: 648-2924.

Mountain Lore Books & More Located at 408 N. Main St., in Hendersonville. Info: 693-5096.

• SA (12/19), 1pm - Paul Weidknecht and Emily P. W. Murphy will discuss their contributions to the anthology A Christmas Sampler: Sweet, Funny, and Strange Holiday Tales, published by the Bethlehem Writers Group.

Tuesday Morning Poems • TUESDAYS, 8:30-8:50am - Meditation —- 8:509:20am - Poetry reading.

Introduce meditation and poetry into your week. Plus, Laura Hope-Gill will read selections from The Soul Tree. Held at 84 N. Lexington Ave. $5 suggested donation for Wordfest. Info: www. writemindinstitute.com.

Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 254-8111 or www.twwoa.org.

• Through WE (12/30) - Deadline for the “Fantasy & Science Fiction Contest.” $5 reading fee.

Music African Drumming With Billy Zanski at Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle St., downtown Asheville.

Drums provided. No experience necessary. Suggested donation $10 per class.

Drop-ins welcome. Info: 768-2826.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginners.

• SUNDAYS, 1-2pm - Intermediates —- 2-3pm - Beginners.

Appalachian Christmas Singing Workshop & Concert • SA (12/19), 1-4pm - Grammy-nominated Little Windows, Julee Glaub and Mark Weems, will lead an Appalachian Christmas Singing Workshop, followed by community Christmas

carol singing at Church of the Holy Spirit in Madison County. $25. Info: office@ holyspiritwnc.org.

•SU (12/20), 2-4pm - Little Windows will perform a Christmas concert at the church. Donations accepted.

Asheville City Holiday Market Held at Pack Square in downtown Asheville. Info: mike@asapconnections.org or 348-0340.

• SA (12/19), 10am-2pm - Support local farmers and enjoy live music performed

by Rickie Castrillo.

Asheville Symphony Orchestra All concerts are held at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium in the Asheville Civic Center.

Tickets & info: 254-7046 or www.ashevillesymphony. org.

• SA (12/19), 8pm - The annual “Holiday Pops Concert” will feature seasonal music and the glowing voices of the Asheville Symphony Chorus.

Black Mountain Drum Circle • SATURDAY, 7-11pm - Held at Ja-Vin, 115 Black Mountain Ave. All ages and skill levels welcome. A onehour beginners class will be followed by an open circle.

Free.

Christmas Concert • FR (12/18), 7:30pm - Jars of Clay and Bebo Norman will perform songs from their Christmas albums at the Grace Centre, located on I-280, 3 miles west of the Asheville Airport. $20/$17 students in advance or $22/$17 at the door. Tickets & info: graceinfo.org.

Country, Bluegrass and More • 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 7pm-until - At the Woodfin Community Center. Alcohol and smoke-free, familyfriendly. Free admission.

Snack bar available. Bands welcome. Info: 505-4786.

Events at First Baptist Church Located at 5 Oak St. (corner of Charlotte St. and I-240) in downtown Asheville. All events are free unless otherwise noted. Info: www.fbca. net or 252-4781.

• SU (12/20), 7-8pm - In Terra Pax, Christmas music

by Finiz, Leavitt, Paulus and Corelli, will be performed by the First Baptist Adult Choir and the String Orchestra.

The concert will also feature harpist Lelia Lattimore. Free.

Henderson County Public Library System Unless otherwise stated, all events take place in Kaplan Auditorium of the main branch library, located at 301 N. Washington St. in Hendersonville. The county system includes branches in

Edneyville, Etowah, Fletcher and Green River. Info: 6974725 or www.henderson. lib.nc.us.

• FR (12/18), Noon - Musicke Antiqua will perform in Kaplan Auditorium.

The group plays a variety of instruments from the Renaissance period and will perform holiday-oriented selections.

Kenilworth Concerts A series of presentations featuring a wide range of musical styles at Kenilworth Presbyterian Church, 123 Kenilworth Road. Info: 2522257 or www.callthatjazz. com.

• WE (12/16), 7pm - The Solid Rock Gospel Choir, under the direction of Fernando and Tiffany Little, will perform in concert. $20/$10 students.

Land-of-the-Sky Barbershop Chorus For men age 12 and older.

Info: www.ashevillebarbershop.com or 768-9303.

• TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Open Rehearsals at Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Pl. Madison County Arts Council Events MCAC is located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall. Info: 649-1301 or www.madisoncountyarts.com.

• FR (12/18), 8pm - Oldtime and bluegrass band The Sons of Ralph will perform a special holiday show at this CD release party. $10.

Music at Ceviches • FR (12/18), 6:30-9:30pm - Lorraine Conrad/Chris Minick (Americana/folk/ blues) will perform at Ceviches Restaurant on Main Street in Waynesville.

Song O’ Sky Chorus (Sweet Adelines International) The chorus is always looking for women 18+ who want to learn how to sing barbershop harmony. Please visit a rehearsal. Info: 1-866-8249547 or www.songosky.org.

• MONDAYS, 6:45pm Rehearsal at Reed Memorial Baptist Church on Fairview Rd. (enter parking lot on Cedar St.). Guests welcome.

• MONDAYS, 6:30-8:30pm - Holiday Harmony. Learn how to sing selected holiday songs. With only four easy sessions, you will be ringing chords like a pro.

Registration recommended. $20/$15/$10.

St. Matthias Musical Performances These classical music concerts take place at St. Matthias Episcopal Church in Asheville, 1 Dundee St. (off South Charlotte). Info: 252-0643.

• SU (12/20), 3pm - Pianist Donna Robertson will present a program of original arrangements of traditional Christmas carols. Free-will donations accepted.

Theater Asheville Community Theatre All performances are at 35 East Walnut St. Info & reservations: 254-1320 or www. ashevilletheatre.org.

• THURSDAYS through SATURDAYS (through 12/19), 7:30pm - The Santaland Diaries, written by David Sedaris, starring Tom Chalmers. Recommended for mature audiences. $15.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain.

Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months).

Info: 669-0930 or www.

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• FR (12/18) & SA (12/19), 7:30pm - A series of original holiday vignettes titled Rediscovering Christmas will be preformed by Acts of Renewal, a national touring theater company. $15.

Brevard Little Theatre Located in the American Legion Hall, 55 E. Jordan St., Brevard. Info: www. brevardlittletheatre.com.

Reservations: 884-2587.

• FR (12/18), 8pm & SA (12/19), 3pm & 8pm & SU (12/20), 3pm - The Christmas Bus. Presented by the Brevard Little Theatre Youth Troupe, along with several adult actors. Gala opening night reception.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• Through SU (12/20) - World premiere of the holiday musical It Happened One Christmas, starring Tony Award-winning Broadway actor Jarrod Emick, will be performed. $26, with discounts available. Wed.-Sat., 7:15pm, with Wed.-Sun. matinees at 2:15pm.

Hendersonville Little Theatre Located at the Barn on State St., between Kanuga and Willow Roads in Hendersonville. $14/$8 or $18/$10 for musicals. Info: 692-1082 or www.hendersonvillelittletheatre.org.

• FR (12/18) through SU (12/20) - The drama G.I. Holiday Jukebox, featuring music of the ‘40s, will be performed.

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NC Stage Company Performances are at 33 Haywood St. (entrance on Walnut St., across from Zambra’s, in downtown Asheville). Info: 239-0263 or www.ncstage.org.

• Through SU (12/20) - Live From WVL Radio Theatre: It’s a Wonderful Life will be performed. Rediscover this classic story of friendship, love and sacrifice. Thur.Sat., 7:30pm and Sun., 2pm. One Sat., matinee will be performed on Nov. 28. $8-$20.

Performances at the Parkway Playhouse The historic Parkway Playhouse is located at 202 Green Mountain Dr. (just north of the downtown square) in Burnsville. Tickets & info: 682-4285 or www. parkwayplayhouse.com.

• TH (12/17) through SA (12/19) - The familyfriendly holiday comedy The Best Christmas Pagent Ever will be performed at the Mountain Heritage High School Auditorium in Burnsville.

Dance Asheville Ballroom & Dance Centre • Learn to Dance! (pd.) Groups and Privates available. For more information call (828) 274-8320. www.ashevilleballroom. com Argentine Tango Dancers of all levels welcome. Info: www.tangoasheville.com.

• 1st & 3rd SATURDAYS, 7:30-10pm - Argentine Tango Milongas (Social Dance) at Filo Pastries, 1155 Tunnel Rd. $5 for members/$6 for non-members.

• SUNDAYS (except 1st), 7-10pm - Argentine Tango Practica at North Asheville Recreation Center, 37 E. Larchmont Rd. $5 for members/$6 for non-members.

Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre Performances are held at BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St., Asheville. Info & tickets: 254-2621.

• FR & SA (12/18 & 19), 7:30pm & SU (12/20), 3pm - Poetry in Motion: A Light in the Attic and More, a seasonal delight for all ages.

Children’s dance theatre celebrating the poetry of Shel Silverstein. $15/$12 students & seniors ($10 in advance).

Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville. Info: 253-0701.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7-8pm - Beginning folk dance les-

sons. Families especially welcome —- 8-9:30pm Not-so-beginning folk dance lessons. Led by instructor Erik Bendix and other guest teachers. $4 members/$6 public. Info: erikbendix@hotmail.com or 450-1670.

Ballet Conservatory of Asheville • FR (12/18), 7-8:15pm - The Ballet Conservatory of Asheville presents The Nutcracker, a holiday classic performed by the “pre-professional company.” Held at Diana Wortham Theatre. $10/$7 students and children. Info: www.balletconservatoryofasheville.com.

Donation Classes at Asheville Dance Revolution Sponsored by The Cultural Development Group. At 63 Brook St. Info: 277-6777 or ashevilledancerevolution@ gmail.com.

• TUESDAYS, 8-9:15pm - Beginning/Intermediate Adult Jazz.

• FRIDAYS, 4-5pm - Boys Dance Combo Class. This is for boys interested in dance. The class touches on all styles of dance for the male dancer —- 6-7:30pm - African dance with Sarah Yancey featuring live drumming. Open to all. $14.

English Country & American Dance Dance to live music with a caller. A mixture of English Country and American dances that include vintage contras, sicilian circles, New England squares, circle mixers and waltzes. No partner necessary. Comfortable shoes and clothing.

Beginners welcome. $6.

Info: 230-8449.

• 1st & 3rd SUNDAYS, 3-5:30pm - Dance at the Asheville Arts Center, 308 Merrimon Ave. Hunab Kru Dance Studio The studio is devoted to the art commonly known as break dancing. Located at 4 Business Park Circle, Arden.

Info: 215-3159 or bboyeducator@gmail.com.

• MONDAYS through SUNDAYS - B-boy and bgirl classes will be offered throughout the week for children ages 5-9, ages 10 and up, and for adults. $15 for drop-in classes/$5 open floor sessions. Info: 654-7890.

Morris Dancing Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free. Info: 9942094 or www.ashevillemorris.us.

• MONDAYS, 5:30pm - Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian Nutcracker • TU (12/22), 7:30pm - The Great Russian Nutcracker will be performed at Thomas Wolfe Auditorium. Info: www.nutcracker.com or (800)-320-1733.

Southern Lights SDC A nonprofit square-dance club. Square dancing is friendship set to music. Info: 625-9969 or 698-4530.

• SA (12/19), 7pm - The “Happy Holly Days Dance” will be held at the Whitmire Activity Building in Hendersonville. Squares and rounds begin at 7:30pm.

Caller: Stan Russell.

Studio Zahiya Classes Classes are held at Studio Zahiya, 41 Carolina Lane. All classes are drop-in anytime. $12 per class. $40 for four classes, with other discounts available. Info: 242-7595.

• THURSDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Bhangra! A highenergy dance from Punjab, India influence by dancehall, hip hop and Bollywood films.

• TU (12/22) through TU (1/5) - No classes.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7pm Beginner belly dance. Learn the basics of belly dance.

This class will cover posture and basic movements —- 7:10-8:10pm - Drills & Skills. Get ready to sweat, workout and practice your intermediate/advanced belly dance.

Swing Asheville Info: www.swingasheville. com, 301-7629 or dance@ swingasheville.com.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner swing dance lessons. Lindy Hop style. $10/ person per week for a 4week series. No partner necessary. Let your inner dancer out. 11 Grove St, downtown Asheville. Class series starts the first Tuesday of every month.

VFW Upstairs. Open to the public.

At 5 Points, 860 N. Main St., Hendersonville. Info: 693-5930.

• SATURDAYS, 6pm - Free dancing lessons —- 7pm - Live band music and dancing. $7. All singles welcome.

No partners necessary.

Finger food and sweets provided. No alcohol or smoking in dancing area.

Auditions & Call to Artists Call for “Art on Transit” Bus Graphics Program

• Through WE (1/20) - Application deadline. The City of Asheville Parks, Recreation and Cultural Arts Department invites all area artists to submit artwork.

The juried competition offers artists the chance to have their work displayed on the exterior of a City of Asheville bus. To apply: www.callforentry.org.

• WE (12/16), 10am-Noon & TH (12/17), Noon-2pm - Two artist forums will be held at the bus garage on 360 West Haywood St. Interested artists can take photos and measurements of the buses, as well as ask questions. Info: 259-5815.

Call to Artists for Flat Rock Playhouse Craft Show • Through SA (1/30) - Artist application deadline for the first Flat Rock Playhouse Craft Show to be held in May. A juried show of fine, contemporary craft. $20 jury fee. Applications can be downloaded at www. flatrockplayhouse.org.

Montford Park Players Seeks Directors • Through TH (12/31) - Seeking directors for the 2010 outdoor season.

Interested candidates should request a guidelines packet by e-mailing info@ montfordparkplayers.org.

Proposals are due by Dec. 31. Info: 254-5146.

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newsoftheweird Lead story Commercial test-preparation courses are already popular among applicants to top colleges and graduate schools, and recently also for those seeking admission to prestigious private high schools and grade schools. Now, according to a November New York Times report, such courses and private coaching are increasingly important in getting accepted by New York City’s highachiever public kindergartens, even though the applicants are just 3 and 4 years old. Basic coaching, which may cost more than $1,000, includes training a child to listen to an adult’s questions and to sit still for testing. The minimum qualifications for top-shelf kindergartens are scores at the 90th percentile on the Olsat reasoning test and the Bracken School Readiness knowledge test.

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• In the past three years, at least 39 drivers in Dallas have been ticketed by police officers for the “offense” of being “a non-English speaking driver,” according to a Dallas Morning News investigation in October. The software for officers’ in-car computers features a check box containing the phrase, perhaps leading officers (and their sergeants) to believe it constituted a separate traffic offense rather than merely an indication that the motorist might not have understood an officer’s instructions. The police chief expressed shock at the report and promised to end the practice.

• The public record: (1) From the Findlay, Ohio, police: “A woman called the police early Saturday morning (Oct. 31) during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.” (2) From the Steamboat Pilot (Steamboat Springs, Colo.), Nov. 4: “Police were called to a report of a suspicious incident in the 2900 block of West Acres Drive where a woman reported that she found feces in her toilet that she did not think she put there.”

• Justifiable felonies? (1) Five people were arrested in Los Angeles in October and charged with kidnapping and “torturing” two “loan modification” agents who’d charged fees to save

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their home from foreclosure but had allegedly failed to help. (2) Daniel Adler, 61, was arrested in October in Stony Point, N.Y., and charged with assault. Police said Adler had been solicited by a Sears Home Improvement telemarketer and had agreed to an appointment but that when the employee arrived, Adler allegedly punched him in the face. Adler said he had scheduled the appointment only to “advise” Sears, in person, to stop calling him.

• Oops! In an October incident, an off-duty Jacksonville, Fla., sheriff’s deputy forgot to leave her service weapon outside when accompanying her mother to Shands Jacksonville hospital for an MRI. The powerful magnet sucked her Glock away in a flash, trapping the deputy’s hand between the machine and the gun. Repairs, plus the lengthy powering-down and re-powering of the machine, was said to have cost the hospital $150,000.

Government In action

• Google 1, FBI 0: In September, Nebraska prison guard Michal Preclik, 32 (who’d been on the job for a year and had just been promoted), was discovered to be on the lam from Interpol for drug and fraud crimes in the Czech Republic. The Corrections Department’s background check, on the FBI’s National Criminal Information Center database, had turned up nothing, but when officials subsequently Googled Preclik, the Interpol wanted poster was one of the top results.

• Promoting the general welfare in Malaysia: (1) The government of the state of Terengganu initiated a campaign in November to halt the growing divorce rate by offering pre-marital classes in sensuality. Also, because newlyweds have identified spousal body odor and ugly pajamas as turn-offs, the government invited cosmetics firms and lingerie sellers to improve their offerings. (2) The chairwoman of the family and health committee of Malaysia’s Kelantan

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Democracy in action

• When the DRP party candidate for president of Mexico City’s most populous borough lost in the primary this year, party officials hatched a plot to elevate a street peddler, “Juanito” Angeles, to run in the general election, with the “understanding” that he would step aside if victorious, in favor of the original candidate, Clara Brugada.

Helped by his “everyman” image (according to a New York Times dispatch), Angeles won the election. However, his sudden power and celebrity apparently went to his head, and he refused to relinquish the presidency. (He finally agreed, in September, but only after receiving concessions from the party.)

• Florida democracy in action: (1) When a Broward County Republican club held its scheduled meeting in October at a local gun range (according to a South Florida Sun-Sentinel report), among the shooters was the congressional candidate trying to unseat the Democratic incumbent, and on his target as he fired away, someone had written the Democrat’s initials. (2) Also in Broward County in October, the father (a Democrat) of County Mayor Stacy Ritter was arrested and charged with threatening his daughter at gunpoint. The father is running for mayor of Tamarac and was upset that his daughter had endorsed his opponent. X

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• U.S. Homeland Security officials confirmed in October that an estimated 200,000 temporarily admitted foreign visitors to the U.S. since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks are still in the country illegally, with overstayed visas, and that there is still no system in place to catch them. The problem had surfaced in September when a 19-yearold Jordanian man (legally admitted on a sinceexpired tourist visa) was arrested and accused of plotting to blow up a Dallas skyscraper. He had been arrested two weeks before that on a traffic violation, and even though he was on an FBI watch list because of visits to a jihadist Web site, he had no immigration “record” and thus was released after paying the traffic fine.

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The low-down slowdown on CTS For neighbors of the contaminated former CTS site on Mills Gap Road, there are two key questions: What’s to be done about it, and who’s going to pay for it?

The answers, say those residents, are clear: Force the Indiana-based company to clean it up and pay for it. But CTS has recently countered that other current and former businesses in the vicinity could be at least partly responsible for the mess.

In a Sept. 28 letter obtained by Xpress, CTS Senior Vice President James Cummins argues that businesses such as Gerber Products Co., Varsity Dry Cleaners, Pechiney Plastic Packaging, Conner Motors and Carolina Insulation of Asheville may have contributed to the levels of trichloroethylene and other contaminants that have been found in area residents’ wells and springs during the last 20 years (some of these businesses are no longer in operation). The letter was sent to several members of Congress who represent North Carolina, including Rep. Heath Shuler and Sen. Richard Burr.

In a round of tests in August and October, TCE contamination in one private residential well — overlooked during previous evaluations — was 168 times the legal limit for the suspected carcinogen (5 parts per billion). Now shut down, the well served two households on Chapel Hill Church Road, both home to branches of the Bradley family (see Green Scene: “A Well of Discontent,” Sept. 9 Xpress).

One of the Bradley properties is also listed as the business address for Carolina Insulation, one of the companies Cummins cites as possible sources of the ground-water contamination.

Cummins’ letter also calls on the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to investigate Carolina Insulation and other possible sources — including a home where a meth lab was discovered and residential septic systems in The Oaks subdivision — due to the chemicals used. “Federal, state and local public officials’ interest in this site has been fueled by vocal members of the general public … who apparently have focused all of their attention on this site,” the letter says.

“These local citizens are not aware of the many known users of TCE, as well as other potential sources of TCE contamination, that are in their midst. The EPA needs to investigate and identify these other sources.”

If Cummins’ contentions prove true, it could mean some residents have been poisoning themselves: The septic systems he mentions are in The Oaks subdivision, where TCE levels of about 60 parts per billion were found earlier this year, and public water lines were extended to the neighborhood. The Bradleys’ well contained a much higher concentration of the toxic chemical: 842 ppb.

But there’s one big problem with Cummins’ claim that “the various solvents and adhesives … used in the process of installing insulation and HVAC components” could have produced the kind of contamination found, says local resident Tate MacQueen: Carolina Insulation, a family-owned business, actually operates at another location 10 miles away in Fletcher. MacQueen has been a vocal critic of how the contamination problem has been handled by CTS, the EPA, Mills Gap Road Associates (the current owner of the CTS site), Buncombe County officials and the North Carolina Department of Environment and Natural Resources.

CTS, he charges, is trying to shift the blame to others, arguing that none of the sources Cummins lists are likely to have produced the volume of TCE needed to cause the con-

Well no more: In tests done in August and October, very high levels of trichloroethylene were found in the Bradley family well on Chapel Hill Church Road. The well was closed and public water lines extended to their homes, says Jenny Bradley (pictured), asking, “Why not run water to the rest of [the families] on our road?” photo by Jonathan Welch

Eco Calendar for December 16 - 24, 2009 ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment.

Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• 4th THURSDAYS, Noon-1:30pm - Board meeting. Visitors are welcome.

RiverLink Events RiverLink, WNC’s organization working to improve life along the French Broad, sponsors a variety of river-friendly events. Info: 2528474 or www.riverlink.org.

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tamination levels found in the wells and spring water of such neighbors as the Rices, Penlands and Robinsons, all of whom unknowingly drank the water for 10 years or more and report high incidences of cancer and other serious illnesses in their families.

As for the recent testing on Chapel Hill Church Road, the EPA “finally sent us the final results” from August and October, Jenny Bradley reports. “It was more than originally tested: One reading was 1,400 ppb.”

The levels were so high that the testing machine wasn’t calibrated to handle them, and the sample had to be diluted to produce a measurable result, according to a letter from the EPA sent last month to the Bradleys.

After discovering the contamination in the well that provided the two homes with drinking water, EPA officials went door-to-door to see what other wells might have been missed.

They subsequently added more than 50 wells to the quarterly monitoring network used to help evaluate the Mills Gap Road site, EPA spokesperson Laura Niles explains.

To date, no other tests have come back positive for TCE contamination, she says, but some October results are still pending. Commenting on County Attorney Michael Frue’s Nov. 17 statement that “We’ve been told there’s no danger to wells that aren’t testing positive,” Niles paints a different picture, cautioning, “We’re not saying there’s no threat, now or in the future.” Studies are under way, she notes. State officials are conducting a health-and-attribution evaluation, and the EPA is recalculating whether the site qualifies for Superfund status. More wells will be added to the monitoring effort, and the next round of testing is scheduled for January, says Niles.

Meanwhile, the state is helping the EPA evaluate the possible sources Cummins’ letter mentions, DENR spokesperson Jamie Kritzer confirms. Because several of those businesses are no longer in operation, he says, “We have to go back and look into the archives and determine what chemicals those companies were using, and also look at the geology and see if they’re in a location that could [result in] contamination in the places we’re seeing it.”

That process means yet another slowdown in the effort to get the parcel listed as a Superfund site, and that’s very frustrating, says MacQueen.

CTS, he notes, has been down this road before: A Mountain View, Calif., plant the company operated for 19 years before shutting it down in 1985 was later deemed a Superfund site.

The cleanup there included such actions as removing 255 cubic yards of contaminated soil and pumping out ground water to decontaminate it. The TCE levels detected in that town’s ground water were less than what’s been found on and near the Mills Gap Road site, MacQueen points out.

A 2001 EPA report estimated that 17,000 cubic yards of contaminated soil rest under the one remaining building on Mills Gap Road. If that’s true, he argues, the TCE removed so far by a vapor-extraction process CTS installed near the old plant — about 6,000 pounds — is only a drop in the bucket.

“We want independent oversight of this whole process, and an independent inquiry,” says MacQueen. “People are going to continue to be exposed. People are going to continue to die.” X Send your environmental news to mvwilliams@mountainx.com or call 251-1333, ext. 152.

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Set in print, it all sounds rather cruel. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almost impossible to imagine the imbalance of power at work: For the course of a hunt, the turkeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in control. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never seen a group of men think so seriously about a single animal, its behavior, its wants and its needs till I went hunting. For three straight days, Dowler, Nibert and Fisher â&#x20AC;&#x201D; whose wife kindly made us egg biscuits each morning at her roadside restaurant â&#x20AC;&#x201D; talked incessantly about turkeys. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t imagine many non-hunters, even self-proclaimed animal lovers, devoting that much contemplation to a common wild bird. By the time we reached the woods, just before 5 a.m. on a windy Thursday morning, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d learned how turkeys feel about fog (it scares them), the pros and cons of using decoys and, again, how hard it was to shoot a turkey in the fall. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is definitely fair-chase hunting,â&#x20AC;?

Nibert declared. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I guarantee it,â&#x20AC;? Fisher agreed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t got them penned up,â&#x20AC;? added Nibert, who goes by the nickname â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Redneckâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; when he leads rafting trips on the New and Gauley rivers. Nibert relishes playing the stereotypical West Virginian for his Yankee clients, to whom he never mentions his college degrees.

Dowler had told Nibert, who in turn told me: â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we get out there, it will be a good hunt.

If we get a turkey, it will be a phenomenal hunt.â&#x20AC;?

The first morning

Hunting isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t as popular as it used to be.

Hunters blame video games and other electronic distractions, as well as the sportâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rising cost. The idea of harvesting oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own meat may be romantic, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not cheap: Between the travel, missed work, license fees and supplies, any turkey we killed would probably have cost about $37 a pound. The price of ammo has skyrocketed this year, thanks to nervous gun owners buying up bullets they feared Barack Obama would soon deny them, so it now costs $3 just to shoot at a turkey and miss.

To be fair, attention spans and economics arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the only reasons hunting hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t caught on with kids. If I was seven years old, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d probably rather spend my Saturdays playing soccer in the warm sun than walking for miles in the dark, cold woods. Then again, maybe turkey hunting isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t for kids.

Different personalities gravitate toward dif-

ferent kinds of hunting. While few dedicated hunters will confine themselves to just one animal, most of them have a season they say theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never give up. Extroverts like to hunt ducks. Those who covet trophies hunt bucks.

Turkey hunting attracts careful, reflective, solitary sorts who accept that, as Dowler says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You can do 99 things right and one thing wrong and you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get a bird. It can be as simple as a glint off a zipper.â&#x20AC;?

After I read that turkey hunting involved sitting motionless for hours, I joked that it sounded like yoga with a gun. I was surprised by how right I was. As we hiked a short stretch from the truck that first morning and settled against a tree, I realized the sport required a very active stillness, a stillness I recognized from every Warrior pose Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever held. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not called â&#x20AC;&#x153;warrior,â&#x20AC;? for nothing, I thought, waiting for a turkey to approach the ridge before us.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the kind of thing you think about when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hunting. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surprisingly easy to have incredibly mundane thoughts with a gun in your hands. I thought about vacation plans.

I thought about movies. I thought about what to wear to Thanksgiving dinner. As in yoga, the challenge is to keep your mind empty while staying completely connected to the present, which is a fancy way of saying that hunters often fall asleep.

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Farm, but it’s an unmistakable sound, throaty and insistent. According to plan, Nibert immediately engaged the wayward gobbler in an involuntary call-and-response, starting with a deviously tentative yelp, which is turkey for “Henry? That you?” and building to a confident crow that — to a bird’s ears — sounds something like “Come on! We’ve been looking all over for you!” Just after daybreak, the gobbler poked his head over the ridge.

I can still see him. He had a bluish head, white beard and red comb (no wonder Ben Franklin was so infatuated with the species), all silhouetted against a dawn-flushed sky. He’s pressed in my mind like a penny.

This was, clearly, “the moment.”

“Shoot him if you can,” Dowler whispered.

But could I? It wasn’t morals that prevented me from pulling the trigger: Not knowing exactly what the turkey might do next, I suspected he might wobble still closer, and I didn’t want to risk upsetting the better shot. By the time I decided to start fumbling with my safety, he was gone.

We didn’t see another turkey all day. Dowler and Nibert heard birds a few times, but we spent most of the day sitting quietly, seeing nothing and hoping to repeat the early morning vignette with a better ending the next day.

A second chance

Nobody spoke of superstition, but we stuck to a similar script the following morning.

“We’re going to kill a turkey today,” Dowler sang as we drove up the primitive, coffeesplattering path to the hunting site. We were back in the woods before sunrise, leaning against the very same tree. The only difference was that this time, Nisbet wasn’t with us.

He and Fisher headed to another spot on the ridge, hoping to bust up some birds and send them our way.

But there weren’t any turkeys that morning.

All we saw was one reckless deer, so impervious to the threat of gunfire that Dowler scoffed that a self-respecting hunter wouldn’t even shoot him. I’d taken one practice shot the previous afternoon, aiming at a yellow Styrofoam cup Nisbet and Dowler had stuck on the end of a stick, approximating a turkey’s throat.

“That’s a dead turkey,” they’d cried, examining the poor cup’s corpse. It didn’t look like I’d ever get the chance to put my newfound marksmanship to use.

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The day went badly: Nisbet lost his front tooth, undermining his protestations that he wasn’t really a hillbilly. Dowler kept drifting off. And even with an extra layer of socks, I was cold again.

We were sitting on the opposite side of the ridge when a turkey finally showed up.

Strangely for a turkey, he didn’t call first. He somehow perched himself on the edge of a path without any warning.

“Brian,” I said, mustering all the calm I could, “there’s a turkey over my right shoulder.”

It was exactly the wrong place for a turkey.

The slightest leg shift or a fidgeting finger can spook a turkey. Swiveling my gun all the way around — without the turkey noticing — would be downright impossible. Moments later, he flew off.

“Ninety-seven percent of expert hunters couldn’t swing around and make an ethical shot there,” Dowler said, which was halfway comforting.

For many turkey hunters, shooting is secondary. They find their thrill in calling turkeys, coaxing them ever closer. Dowler, who’s been with the NWTF since the day he graduated from college, told me some older hunters don’t even take a gun when they go into the woods.

Those unarmed hunters know how hard it is to kill a turkey in the fall. They understand why more than 90 percent of turkeys bagged in South Carolina, where hunters are allowed to take up to five birds, are claimed by just five percent of the state’s license holders. But, more importantly, they’ve already gained the respect for turkeys that hunting invariably teaches.

Since I didn’t kill a turkey, my mother went to Whole Foods for her centerpiece dish. She left the house around 9 a.m. and had a turkey in her refrigerator within the hour. I’d spent nearly 20 hours in the woods and had nothing.

More so than seeing tomatoes on the vine in late summer or helping butcher hogs, my hunting experience made me think deeply about the origins of what we put on our plate.

Even though our Thanksgiving bird came from a grocery store, it was delicious. And I can’t help but think it’s because I ate it with an added bit of gratitude. X Xpress food writer Hanna Rachel Raskin can be reached at food@mountainx.com.

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ASHEVILLE FOOD TOURS: “The question we always get as bed-and-breakfast owners is ‘Where do I go and what do I eat?’” says Chris Ortwein, who last month launched Asheville Food Tours. With the walking tours, he says, “We’ve answered both questions.”

Ortwein’s wife first proposed the culinary tour concept after reading a magazine article about similar programs. The couple, owners of A Bed of Roses B&B in Montford, toyed with the idea for nearly a year before coordinating with area restaurants to craft edible itineraries. Asheville Food Tours now offers walking tours five days a week, incorporating more than two dozen locally owned eateries. More than 80 people have already taken a tour, Ortwein reports.

“It really is pretty fun,” he says. “I had a guest the other day say she felt like a judge on Iron Chef.”

Asheville Food Tours offers one tour of Biltmore Village and two different downtown tours (there’s no thematic difference between the two — Ortwein just couldn’t squeeze so many restaurants into the two-and-one-half-hour timeframe). He explains how that particular tour unfolds: “We walk down to Stovetrotters and they give us an appetizer,” Ortwein says. “The last time, they did little bits of pita bread and black bean hummus.”

The tour-goers sit at Stovetrotters’ kitchen bar, noshing and sipping water as they listen to a staff member talk about the restaurant. Then the group heads to Fig Bistro, where, Ortwein says, “They always do something different. Last time it was a very small ramekin of Vietnamese diced pork with a cabbage and carrot relish.”

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to Corner Kitchen, which serves up miniaturized portions of fried oysters and corn chowder. After stopping at Wayside Grill for artichoke dip and onion rings — “which are just awesome,” Ortwein adds — the tour rolls into Rezaz, where they nibble on an antipasti platter.

“Then we give people a choice,” Ortwein says. “They can go across the street to McDonald’s or to Red Stag. That’s a joke, of course.”

The tour winds up at Red Stag, where Chef Adam Hayes typically re-portions something off the menu: Previous dishes have included calamari and mashed potatoes with elk.

At the end of the tour, Ortwein offers to make reservations for any guests wanting to return to one of the restaurants for dinner. Many of them do, especially since their punched tickets are good for a 10 percent discount. “We’re starting in the cold wintry time of year to get all the footfalls and faux pas out of the way,” Ortwein says.

The tour of Biltmore Village runs every Tuesday at 2 p.m.; downtown tours begin at 2 p.m. Wed.-Sat. Tickets are $25, with the price slated to rise to $39 on Apr. 1. For more information, or to make reservations, call 273-0365 or visit www.ashevillefoodtours.com.

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Southern Appalachia celebrates its Celtic roots in A Swannanoa Solstice

By Sherri L. McLendon Go a-wassailing into the holiday season with A Swannanoa Solstice, and join southern Appalachia’s foremost bards of song, poetry, dance and storytelling in an unforgettable celebration of Christmas and the winter solstice.

In its seventh year, the event rejoices in the yuletide history of Appalachia and its Celtic origins.

Revelers entering the “great hall” will be greeted by the warmth of wassail and the heartstrings of the harp, setting the tone for a warm, intimate interchange with the artists.

“It’s a tradition in all cultures to celebrate the time of year when the long winter is over,” says Al Petteway, who performs original, traditional and contemporary instrumental works with his wife, Amy White. “It’s made us much more conscious of how much beautiful music is associated with Christmas and winter.”

Among the offerings are the local traditional “Cherry Tree Carol,” the classic “Carol of Bells” and one of White’s traditional French folk favorites, “Patapon,” a fun 17th century tune on a light dulcimer. “The history of some of these tunes of the 1920s, ‘30s and ‘50s — and the melodies of old Renaissance music — you just won’t hear them elsewhere,” she says.

The beauty of the event is not limited to music. Petteway, a former National Geographic photo editor, captured breathtaking images of Western North Carolina in winter repose, providing a backdrop for portions of the program. Additionally, the hall will be decked in seasonal style.

Petteway and White, along with their unique repertoire featuring acoustic guitar, mandolin, Celtic harp, piano and fine vocals, have been with the show since its inception. Doug Orr, then-president of Warren Wilson College, made the connection between their seasonal concert and the Swannanoa Gathering, a diverse summer music program. This year, Orr plays host and emcee, performing songs and reciting poetry alongside the acts he introduces.

Ultimately, A Swannanoa Solstice may be likened to medieval and Renaissance Twelfth Night revels. The performance ties in the storyteller tradition, with Orr and others sharing poems, songs and stories: Celtic-American musician/composer Robin Bullock’s offerings range from 17th-century Irish harp, Irish jigs and reels, to haunting ballads of southern Appalachia. Other performances from awardwinning Highland bagpipers Steve Agan and E.J. Jones, virtuosic fiddler and harpist Alex Reidinger, and internationally renowned seventh generation Appalachian traditional storyteller Sheila Kay Adams, promise to be sea-

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A perennial favorite remains the Twisty Cuffs, a dynamic step-dance troupe performing the percussive rhythms of Cape Breton Island, Canada. The group appears in a trio of works under the tutelage of dancer musician Ellie Grace. For A Swannanoa Solstice, a small group a cappella piece allows audience members to hear the rhythms and inner working of the feet, and two “big style” works featuring

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the full ensemble “with all the musicians playing.”

Grace calls the exciting dance form a “natural fit,” given the event’s Celtic roots and the community spirit of Western North Carolina’s music and dance scene. The formal, percussive movement style of the Twisty Cuffs is characterized by erect posture and intricate rhythms.

“When the time signature changes and gets faster, there’s an exciting drive forward,” she

says, explaining the dance’s movement style and rhythms cement its earliest origins in Scotland. “We absolutely love dance, and our goal is to share that with the audience and give them the same feeling about dancing that we have.”

Solstice condenses and perfects the elements of Scottish, Irish and Appalachian heritage and culture to celebrate the region’s legacy, says Orr. “On the one hand, immigrants from Scotland and Ireland came here due to a strong wanderlust and a wish to explore and adventure,” he says. “On the other, they experienced homesickness for a sense of place.” As a result, they settled in the coves and hollows of the southern Appalachians and kept alive the stories and ballads of their homelands, adding their own verses, twists, and interpretations.

Orr, who is writing a book about this cultural and musical phenomenon with National Public Radio’s Fiona Ritchie, of Thistle and Shamrock fame, believes this resulted in “a dynamic tension within this culture through immigrations and migrations.”

Petteway agrees. “We’re learning about all different cultures, especially the Celtic and Appalachian traditions, and how they’ve mixed together,” he says.

The real treasure of the evening, says John Ellis, managing director of the Diana Wortham Theatre, is the way the artists pay homage to the Scots-Irish legacy in Western North Carolina.

“You know those moments when it’s snowing and you’re sitting at a table looking out the window, the feeling and awe that you get, that’s what it’s like,” he said.

Like coming home. X Sherri McLendon can be reached at sherri@ sherrimclendon.com.

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Hookers, bat wings and hair tonic Artist Willie Little’s Juke Joint comes to Asheville

by Bill Kopp

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Central to the African-American Willie Little experience of the 1950s and ‘60s what: was the juke joint. An unlicensed Juke Joint art installation liquor dispensary, it was a place where: for people to get together, relax, dance and drink. Free of the YMI Cultural Center, 39 S. Market St. pressures of home or work, the juke joint was in many ways the when: only place where people could Through March 28. Gallery be themselves. Artist Willie Little hours Tuesday through developed the Juke Joint art instalFriday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. lation to memorialize that expewww.ymicc.org rience. The multimedia work is currently on display at Asheville’s YMI Cultural Center.

Little grew up in the tiny rural town of Little Washington, N.C. There his father ran a small grocery; after hours, Little’s Grocery was transformed into a juke joint. Little’s expansive exhibit is closely modeled on that store and its nighttime regulars.

All of the Juke Joint characters are based on real people. “I was the youngest in the family, but I felt like I was privy to grown folks’ conversations,” Little says. “I was like a sponge, absorbing everything that was around me. And I told myself one day, ‘I’m going to remember this for the rest of my life.’ Every Thanksgiving, my sisters and I would sit at the dinner table and start talking about these characters. We would always start with Eshu and Glory.” Juke Joint depicts that couple “out back” engaging in stand-up conjugal activity.

“My two sisters — who are older than me — are great mimics; one of them is even a better mimic than me. So we would become the characters’ voices, and we would have a great time. So I remember these very vivid stories, because we talked about them all the time. I carry them with me.”

In Juke Joint, as in most of Little’s work, the artist aims to convey and elicit a “visceral, emotional feel.” To that end, he makes extensive use of found objects. “I really want people to have a total three-dimensional experience with the work. Found objects always speak to me. I wanted to capture all of the objects that really put you in the moment.”

One character’s “hair” is made of sweetgum balls. “I tried to use natural elements for all of the mannequins’ hair,” Little says. “I wanted to communicate that earthy, organic feel. All of the characters are very salt-of-the-earth.”

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Since its creation in 1996, Juke Joint has traveled to more than a dozen venues, including the Smithsonian. Little marvels that this work has “developed a life of its own, and has in some ways come full circle.” Initial funding came from an Emerging Artists Grant from the N.C. Arts & Science Council. The installation premiered at Charlotte’s Afro-American Cultural Center; at that time, Little notes that it was “a series of three vignettes: Eshu and Glory, Miss Odell, and Miss Beulah.”

In fact, one of Juke Joint’s first stops on its early travels was Asheville’s YMI. In its current configuration — including a three-quarter scale architectural rendering of Little’s Grocery — the exhibit now consumes two large adjoining rooms at the YMI. One Asheville native who attended the opening reception enthusiastically shared many stories from his own youth on and around “the block”. Those stories — lurid, moving and humorous — dovetailed neatly with the Juke Joint piece.

In Asheville, places like the one Juke Joint

depicts were called “hooker houses.” But in this case, “hooker” referred not to a sex worker, but a unit of measurement. “A hooker was a 25-cent glass of corn liquor,” says the man, who didn’t wish to be identified. “A 50-cent serving was called a bat-wing.” The neighborhood through which South Charlotte Street now runs (destroyed in a fit of late-‘60s “urban renewal”) was once filled with hooker houses up and down both sides, he says. “If you started at one end of the street, you couldn’t make it to the other end, you’d be so drunk,” he says.

Whether from Atlanta, Baltimore, Asheville or elsewhere, visitors connect with Juke Joint’s authentic evocation of a beloved part of the African American experience. “I created it as a personal journey and celebration,” Little allows. “But as I met people who’d see it, I realized I was telling other people’s stories as well. I believe that the more specific you are with a story, the more universal that story really is.” X Bill Kopp (Twitter @the_musoscribe) is an Asheville-based music journalist whose features and reviews can be found at blog.billkopp.com and www.musoscribe.com.

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“Just because the audience isn’t dancing doesn’t mean they don’t like the show,” says singer/songwriter/guitarist Jeff Markham. The musician admits that he, himself isn’t “much of a dancer, but I’ll get up and do the robot from time to time.”

Chances are, not many people are doing the robot while listening to Markham’s band, The Last Call. They are dancing, though. The group’s energetic (sometimes bombastic) folk rock offers up plenty of fodder for rug cutting and booty shaking; the upbeat lyrics add to the celebratory air.

Markham is quick to point out that the Last Call isn’t about “happy music” in the strictest sense. Instead, “It’s truthful. We’re true to ourselves.” But try watching the band’s video for “Baby It’s Gone,” shot on the LaZoom tour bus earlier this year, and not crack a grin. The song’s slow-core intro gives way to a raucous snare and banjo-fueled melee. Bus riders dance in the aisles, pedestrians on the street look on with bemused jealousy, and the band itself looks about to burst with sheer exhilaration.

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Bassist John Hamrick describes the video experience (recorded by John Robinson of the URTV show Pleasure Saucer) as “a four-hour party with no expectations.”

There is a parallel between that video and another, more famous YouTube clip: The Avett Brothers’ live from the tour bus “Will You Return.” The slow start, the pulse-racing creshedo, the acoustic instruments. But — and feel free to disagree — the Last Call’s bus trip is more immediately accessible, more engaging, more hooky, more happy.

Markham’s musical journey hasn’t always been so Abderian. His earlier project, the excellent indie-rock outfit Kerouac or the Radio, produced much darker and heavier elements of T-Rex, The Cure and Nirvana songs.

Last Call drummer Jonny Darko was also in Kerouac or the Radio. “In the past we had lots of problems in our lives and we’d play this

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Happy hour: Despite its name, this relatively new Asheville quintet is far from its last call. dark, depressing music,” he half-jokes. After a couple years’ break from Kerouac or the Radio, Markham and Darko started hanging out and talking music again. Both had gone through a change in tastes: For Markham it was a return to the country music he’d grown up with, and a discovery of Asheville’s old-time community.

“I was at Jack of the Wood one night and I saw the old-time jam,” he says. “I was like, ‘I want to do something like that, because these guys are great.’”

For Darko, the switch from complex, electrified rock to pared-down acoustic folk wasn’t necessarily an easy one. “I have a wide variety of music I listen to, from metal to country,” he says.

“What was difficult was that I had to relearn to play for a simple song.”

He adds, “This stuff is like playing naked.”

But once Markham and Darko decided to start a band, all the pieces (and players) fell into place. In a period of six months they’d recruited Hamrick, guitarist/banjo player Justin Lee and recent Philadelphia transplant/vocalist Valerie Phillips (who played with Lee in another band, The Curious Crandalls). The group recorded an EP, The Best of Times, and went on tour. And, though still new to the local music scene, the Last Call has plenty of big plans for the future. More touring, festival dates, hopefully a slot at South

By Southwest and a full-length album due out next spring.

“People do like to have something to hold in their hands,” says Markham. He’d like to record on vinyl in the future (in fact, he muses about the possibility of revisiting the cassette tape) but for the time being the Last Call just wants to get songs to its growing fan base.

“You’ll hear rock, you’ll hear folk, you’ll hear bluegrass,” the songwriter says of the band’s sound.

Adds Darko, “Individual people have their favorite songs, but there’s not just one.” Which gets them back to the idea of dancing: As long as listeners are, well, listening, the Last Call seems happy. The fact that their audience often ends up getting down right in front of the stage (robot or not) is a bonus.

For that matter, the Last Call plans to get down, too. “People can expect screaming yelling, and I’ll break every string I possibly can,” Markham promises. “And somebody’s probably going to fall off the stage.” X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall @mountainx.com.

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by Ursula Gullow

Twisted and grubby Painting by Liz Sullivan Open 7 Days 64 Biltmore Avenue • Downtown Asheville 828.281.2134 www.amerifolk.com

About 150 drawings comprise Nathanael Roney’s exhibit Take Me Out, currently on display at Harvest Records in West Asheville.

The sheer volume of work is impressive and when viewed as a whole, the mass of drawings tells a compelling story as strange and beautiful as each individual piece.

Xpress readers may already be familiar with Roney’s work; he regularly illustrates the “Junker’s Blues” column and has illustrated many fine newspaper covers. His drawings might best be described as “anti” contour drawings, as the confidently rendered lines run against the natural contours of his subjects, for a stylized effect that is oddly disarming and expressively gooey. Literally these are “twisted” drawings.

Using only a ballpoint pen, the simplicity of Roney’s medium exaggerates the curious quality of his subject matter, which ranges from baseball players, to portraits of historical figures, to monkeys, goats, soldiers and landscapes. The artist has drawn himself and his wife in many of the pictures — often in cheeky ways, such as the drawing where he appears as a minotaur. In another he stands contemplatively in front of a gravestone.

Peppered here and there are witty text and thought bubbles that poetically challenge the viewer’s experience.” Go ahead, look back” is written next to an image of Roney, looking over his shoulder — referencing the ultimate iconic rebel, Bob Dylan, subject of the film Don’t Look Back.

“He F--ks Me” is written over a barren land-

Nathanael Roney doesn’t compromise subject matter for his viewers. scape in one drawing, and in another drawing of the same landscape (with slightly differing shadows)“He F--s Me Not” is written. This is the kind of thing that is so refreshing about the show — moving through differing emotional textures, Roney doesn’t dumb down or compromise subject matter for his viewers.

And his viewers appreciate that.

There is still time to see the drawings of Ted Harper at BoBo Gallery this month. Still, if you happen to miss them, don’t worry; the artist has painted a dazzling mural on the out-

Ted Harper’s work can be seen inside and outside on the walls at BoBo Gallery.

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side of the building (in the alley way) containing the characters he has become known for — including grubs, birds, houses, waterfalls and spray cans.

The drawings at BoBo are affectionately rendered in paint markers upon old paper record sleeves. “I like using found materials because there is already so much information on them to work from,” Harper says.

He begins each drawing with a scribble of ball-point pen, and then layers in design elements that he develops based on what he sees in the scribbles. “I rely on accidents and randomness to inform what I make,” he says.

Eventually, narratives emerge: cartoonish creatures interacting as symbols for broader ideas.

The titles of Harper’s exhibit come from religious propaganda pamphlets. In “Man, I’m so high!” a forlorn bluebird is draped with an upside-down grub whose numerous legs splay out to the sky. “Grubs just seem like funny little underground dwellers to me,“ says Harper. “They look like they don’t really have opinions about anything, and also they’re food for the birds.”

More of Harper’s grubs can be found in the paintings that currently grace the walls of PUSH SkateShop & Gallery (25 Patton Ave.) alongside Kimberly Turley’s multimedia BFA exhibit I used to be an animal.

Most notable at PUSH is the diptych “High Beams,” which portrays a grub with a skull head, and an earthworm wearing a bird mask, a black thought bubble extends out of one eye containing a dark crystal mass. It’s the largest painting Harper has made for a gallery, and the detail of it is tremendous.

The show will remain at PUSH through the month of December. www.edwardsharper.com

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The musical dream world of Arundas

by J. Sylvester McDermott When Arundas plays, the crowd is a mix of friends and family, belly dancers and the broad array of Asheville freaks who want to get down and boogie. Arundas plays a range of collaborative music that explores fantasy-like mystical rhythms, incorporating sitar, dun-duns, chanting and heavy, heavy drumming.

The band itself is a little hard to describe: At once ethereal and earthy, trance-y and grounded, ancient and modern, practiced and intuitive. Says the group’s bio, “Sala founded Arundas after some years of forest dwelling and wandering here and there. In the North Kingdom Sala met Xu-Cero who joined Arundas as engineer and producer. Later, after coming to the blue mountains, they met vocalist/forest creature Ko-Soin and he helped create their first published work Pathlessways.” Make of that what you will.

A recent Wednesday night brought Arundas to to the intimate yet funky space that is BoBo Gallery; the band quickly filled the listening room to capacity. The music grew from the beginning, soft and steady. The first set rose like smoke — sitar and soft guitar transitioning into the thundering of big drums and djembes. Soon bellies were shaking and arms were flailing as Arundas hit its stride.

The first set, typically an hour-long, crowdwarming showcase, was rather light. The second set was the backbone of this Arundas performance. A low undertone grew to the wailing of a musical engine. All traditional social mannerisms, along with the buzz of conversation, dropped as tribal instincts took over the crowd.

Dance as primordial/exotic/intricate/elemental as the music played became the ultimate form of communication.

The collection of instruments the band incorporates sets the runway for a limitless fantastical scale. (Imagine a meeting of Renaissance Faire performers, Kirtan musicians and psychedelic rockers.) Sage Sansome sings and chants in a

Arundas tunes in to far-flung inspirations and influences. heavenly voice that soars over the sonic boom of Trey Crispin and Simon Tismon pounding drums as large as they are. Alex Caruso on sitar sends notes that echo off every corner, while Jeremy Schewe strums strings and blows flutes, swaying and shifting the movement of the dance hall.

A few of Arundas’ regular musicians were absent but that’s part of the magic of this band.

They are a collaborative and transforming musical project that has not one but many configurations. Since 2005, they have been playing the Asheville scene, making music throughout the town.

The last set, though powerful, saw the crowd dwindle, and wrapped up the night’s relations.

Listeners drifting from the club into the dark streets seemed to be spirited away to the dream world that the music captivates.

Arundas is about musical expression, experience and dance. It’s music for grooving, for drinking, for meditating and for dreaming. Those who lined up at the door early — before the show sold out — found the opportunity to dance with lovers, swing on strangers and shake tail to pure primitive rhythm, where sweat and heart poured into music from beginning to end. X

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smartbets Open Letter series featuring Aram Shelton

Shane Perlowin (Ahleuchatistas, Doom Ribbons) continues his excellent Open Letter Jazz series with Chicago-by-way-of-Oakland saxophonist/composer/improvisor Aram Shelton. Shelton regularly gigs with Open Letter alums Josh Berman and Tim Daisy and frequent Asheville visitor Keefe Jackson. Shelton brings his band The Fast Citizens to BoBo Gallery on Thursday, Dec. 17. Perlowin/ Burkett Duet (that’s 2/3 of Perlowin’s Mind vs. Target) opens.

9 p.m. $8. bobogallery.com.

Damion Bailey

Asheville native Damion Bailey celebrates the release of his latest book of poetry, My Journal My Journey. It’s also his birthday, and he’s bringing some special guests to the event: Timmy Smith of SocialLifeAvl and tattoo artist Miya Bailey. The launch party features music, poetry and more. $10.

Friday, Dec. 18 at Club 828. More info at www.twitter.com/damionbailey

Josh Phillips Folk Festival and Laura Reed

To say thank you to the fans who voted the band onto the Jam Cruise, the friendliest man in show business, Josh Phillips, is throwing a party. He of the raspy voice, catchy songs and spirited live shows is offering buy-one-get-one-free tickets to the annual show the Folk Festival plays with the soulstress Laura Reed. Think: pre-party.

Get out there and dance it up at the Orange Peel, cause it may be a while before the frequently touring band plays in town again.

Saturday, Dec. 19. 9 p.m. $10. www.theorangepeel.net.

Christabel and the Jons

The peppy Knoxville-based Christabel and the Jons swing into town on Friday, Dec. 18, to play a special selection of holiday songs, carols and old-time swinging sounds. Get in the seasonal spirit and come in from the cold at the always-cozy Jack of the Wood.

9 p.m. $5.

Unsilent Night

Symphony holiday pops

Get your annual helping of seasonal favorites done up right at the Asheville Symphony’s Holiday Pops concert. Featuring selections from Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, Joy to the World, Deck the Halls and more. Featuring guest soloist Scott Joiner (who has performed with Asheville Lyric Opera), who’ll lend his voice to O Holy Night. And don’t forget the Christmas carol singalong. 8 p.m.

Thomas Wolfe Auditorium. 254-7046. www. ashevillesymphony.org.

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Everyone’s invited to the boombox sound sculpture parade on Friday, Dec. 18! Yes, Phil Kline’s awesome Unsilent Night event returns to downtown Asheville. What is it?

An outdoor ambient musical composition created for an infinite number of tape, CD and MP3 players. What’s needed? You, and your audio device and your winter coat, so you can parade around downtown blasting the music. When is it? One hour, from 7 to 8 p.m., starting at Vance Monument. And it’s free, of course. For more info, e-mail Jim Julien at jjulien@cenergy.com.

Club phone numbers are listed in Clubland in the (828) area code unless otherwise stated; more details at www. mountainx.com/clubland. Send your Smart Bet requests in to ae@mountainx.com for consideration by the Monday the week prior to publication.

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clubland

where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed.

•To limit confusion, events must be submitted by the venue owner or a representative of that venue.

•Events must be submitted in written form by e-mail (clubland@mountainx.com), fax, snail mail or hand-delivered to the Clubland Editor Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt at 2 Wall St., Room 209, Asheville, NC 28801.

Events submitted to other staff members are not assured of inclusion in Clubland.

•Clubs must hold at least TWO events per week to qualify for listing space. Any venue that is inactive in Clubland for one month will be removed.

•The Clubland Editor reserves the right to edit or exclude events or venues.

•Deadline is by noon on Monday for that Wednesday’s publication. This is a firm deadline.

BoBo Gallery

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

The Hookah Bar

Gadjodisko (ladies of the night spin music)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Open mic

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Shag dance Broadway’s

‘80s Night, 10pm Club 828

Hip-hop open mic Curras Dom

Eleanor Underhill (singer/songwriter) Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Zydeco dance & lessons

Wed., December 16

Emerald Lounge

Back Room

Clay Ross (guitar, vocals) w/ Brian Mulholland, Adam Snow & Kevin Hamilton

Open mic

Frankie Bones

Beacon Pub

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Open jam

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

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Open Mic w/ Sven Hooson

Big Eye, Small Robot (pop, rock) w/ Alarm Clock Conspiracy & The Surf Church

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Bosco’s Sports Zone

‘80s night

Open mic & jam

Live Music Weekends

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Town Pump

Club 828

Open Mic w/ David Bryan

Hip-hop & DJ night

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Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old Time Jam, 6pm

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and

Courtyard Gallery

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Blues

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone

Screaming Jays (rock)

Curras Dom

Nine Mile

Hump day dance party w/ The Free Flow Band

Crystal Kind (cosmic reggae)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Old Fairview Southern Kitchen

Marc Keller (variety)

Jazz piano w/ Garnell Stuart

Bluegrass jam night, 7pm

Waynesville Water’n Hole

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Pisgah Brewing Company

Bluegrass jam

D.S.F. Earth Corp (rock, funk)

Westville Pub

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Red Stag Grill

Jammin’ w/ Funky Max

Emerald Lounge

Bobby Sullivan (blues, rock, standards) Rocket Club

Thu., December 17

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IRISH PUB

Mark Guest (jazz guitar)

Ralph Roddenbery & The Jones (folk, rock) Firestorm Cafe and Books

“Super dance party” feat: Adam Strange & Crick Nice DJ

Back Room

Jacob Johnson (neo-acoustic, funk)

Peter and Emily Ryane (acoustic, indie, folk)

Steak & Wine

BoBo Gallery

Five Fifty Three

Live piano music

Steve Wolrab & guests (jazz, guitar)

The Blackbird

Aram Shelton & The Fast Citizens w/ Mind Vs. Target (experimental)

Billy Constable (banjo) & Mark Schimick

Boiler Room

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Frankie Bones

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Lyndsay Wojcik (folk, soul)

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Fri., December 18

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Back Room

The Galen Kipar Project (folk, Americana) w/ Jen and the Juice

Garry Segal Band (Americana)

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

RiYeN RoOtS (blues)

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Russ Wilson and His Mighty-Mighty Men (“regional Mexican, screamo”)

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Javi (“boy in sleep live set”) & guest DJ

Infusions Lounge

BoBo Gallery

Live music

O’Malley’s On Main

Boys of Summer (“vocal folkwaves”)

Smokin’ Section (blues)

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Bluegrass Jam, 9:30pm

Orange Peel

GIRL Interrupted (rock, punk)

Lobster Trap

Club 828

Hank Bones Belly dancing

Damion Bailey’s book release & birthday celebration (“a night of poetry, music & mature fun”)

Benefit Concert “Stop Human Trafficking” feat: Addison Road (Christian rock), Ryan Larkins & Rebekkah Joy (hip-hop)

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Curras Dom

Purple Onion Cafe

Last Call (acoustic, folk-rock)

Greg Olson (world, folk)

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist)

Never Blue

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Red Room at Temptations

Singer/songwriter showcase

Rotating jazz bands

DJ D-Day (dance hits)

Old Fairview Southern Kitchen

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Red Stag Grill

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter)

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

Eleven on Grove

Live music w/ Melodious Earth

Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm

Root Bar No. 1

Mela

Orange Peel

Strange Design (“recreating Phish shows in their entirety”)

Emerald Lounge

Purple Onion Cafe

The Mantras (rock, psychedelic) w/ East Coast Dirt

Anne Coombs (jazz, swing) Rock Bottom Sports Bar & Grill

Kemistry (Southern rock, covers)

Rock Ragtime

Wednesday, deCeMber 16th DSF Earthcorp 6pm

December 17th

thursday, deCeMber 17th Queen Anne’s Revenge 7pm

December 18th

Friday, deCeMber 18th Actual Proof 8pm saturday, deCeMber 19th Pono Brothers 6pm

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Beacon Pub

Queen Anne’s Revenge (punk, rock)

Red Stag Grill

Screaming Jays

Dana & Sue Robinson (mountain music)

The Malah (jam band, psychedelic) w/ Damn Right

Sol Driven Train (roots, Americana)

MUSic & EvENTS

Zuma Coffee

Iron Horse Station

Garage at Biltmore

Pisgah Brewing Company

December 16th

Coal Dust

Root Bar No. 1

Linda Mitchell (jazz, pop) Scandals Nightclub

DJ Queen April Steak & Wine

Live piano music Stockade Brew House

The Big Ivy Project (bluegrass, folk) Temptations Martini Bar

Dance party w/ DJ Steele The 170 La Cantinetta

Dave Lagadi (smooth jazz) The Hookah Bar

DJ Vannessara & Organ Grinder Town Pump

The Billy Gilmore Acoustic Band (blues, bluegrass) Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz and Friends (blues) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Aaron LaFlace (acoustic guitar, singer/songwriter) Westville Pub

Feed and Seed

Appalachia Song (acoustic mountain music) Firestorm Cafe and Books

Flint Zeigler (singer/songwriter) French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Woody Wood (rock, soul) Funny Business Comedy Club

Collin Moulton (high energy comedy) Garage at Biltmore

Taylor Martin Band (acoustic, swing) Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

End of Year Reggae Party feat: The Dub Brothers, Lady DJ Betty Toker & The Satta Lions Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Frontiers (Journey tribute band) Highland Brewing Company

Funknastics (funk), 4-8pm & 15th Anniversary Party Holland’s Grille

Fine Line (rock) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Infusions Lounge

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues), 7:30-10:30pm

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Christabel & The Jons (holiday songs, carols) Jerusalem Garden

Belly dancing w/ live music Lobster Trap

Live music by local artists Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Pisgah Brewing Company

Actual Proof (jazz, funk, fusion)

Rocket Club

ChesterFace (rock, blues, jam) Steak & Wine

Live piano music Straightaway Café

James Richards Tallgary’s College Street Pub

Live music The Hookah Bar

Caz & Brett Rock The Wine Cellar at the Saluda Inn

Angela Easterling (Americana, folk, roots) Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Live music w/ singer-songwriters Town Pump

Matt Urmy (Americana, folk, rock) & The Black Lillies Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz and Daddy Longlegs (soulful blues) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Bobby Sullivan (piano) Watershed

Woody Wood & Hollywood Red (soul, pop) w/ Blackjack & The Orange Hour Well-Bred Bakery and Cafe

Dave Wedelin (blues, acoustic) White Horse

Lance Mills Wild Wing Cafe

Gary Ray Pfaff & The Heartwells (Americana, country)

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The 170 La Cantinetta 687-8170 Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 259-5544 The Back Room (OSO) 697-6828 Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tap Room (SH) 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 The Blackbird 669-5556 Blue Mountain Pizza (OSO) 658-8777 Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center 693-0087 BoBo Gallery (OSO) 254-3426 Boscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Zone 684-1024 Broadwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (SA) 285-0400 Cancun Mexican Grill 505-3951 Club 828 252-2001 Club Hairspray (SA) 258-2027 Courtyard Gallery 273-3332 Curras Dom 253-2111 Decades Restaurant & Bar 254-0555 Desoto Lounge 986-4828

Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant 883-4447 The Dripolator 398-0209 Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge (OSO) 232- 4372 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe (OSO) 255-8115 Five Fifty Three 631-3810 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parkside Pub & Grill 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 Funny Business Comedy Club 318-8909 The Garage 505-2663 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern (OSO) 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612 The Grove Park Inn 252-2711

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Straightaway Cafe (OSO) 669-8856 Switzerland Cafe 765-5289 The Red Room at Temptations (SA) 252-0775 Tallgaryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College Street Pub 772-1489 Temptations Martini Bar (SA) 252-0775 Tolliverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump (SA) 669-4808 Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz &â&#x20AC;&#x2C6;Blues (SA) 254-7072 Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market 687-3838 Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro 254-4698 The Watershed 669-0777 Waynesville Waterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Hole 456-4750 Wedge Brewery 505 2792 Westville Pub (OSO) 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe (SA) 253-3066 Xcapades 258-9652

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Dave Lagadi (smooth jazz) Vincenzo’s Bistro

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Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Tallgary’s College Street Pub

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Lee Daniels’ Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire sold out its show as the closing-night film at this year’s Asheville Film Festival, so a second show was lined up and that sold out, too. Of course, at that moment, Precious was the hot topic in terms of movies.

It had blazed its way through film festivals, garnering awards and praise. It had opened on a handful of screens doing an unheard of average of more than $100,000 per theater its opening weekend. But that was over a month ago, and in today’s media-saturated, instant-gratification world, it will be interesting to see what happens when the film opens locally this Friday. It will be a great pity if this worthy film suffers simply because audiences have been through several “next big thing” movies and moved on.

I’ll also say that, for all its merits, Precious is not, in my view, quite the masterpiece it’s been painted as. It is, however, a very good work and an amazingly brave one — especially when you consider that one of its executive producers is Tyler Perry. While it’s hard to deny that some of the more melodramatic aspects of the film are the hard-R equivalent of things found in Perry’s films, the overall tone of Precious makes it seem like it’s the work of an Anti-Perry. Don’t look to Precious for Perry’s typical cozy bromides and easy answers involving Jesus and finding a good man. In fact, there’s one scene that plays like a bitter parody of the climax of a Perry movie, with Precious (Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe) looking into a church and fantasizing herself to be a member of a gospel choir. She’s standing — holding her illegitimate baby — next to a hunky guy who’s

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Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe and Paula Patton in Lee Daniels’ Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, a grim, often brilliant film about a barely literate Harlem teenager and the people who try to help her. holding a puppy. The scene plays like a Perry parody, because it’s pure fantasy — of the kind Precious might well have gotten from a Perry movie.

Indeed, quite the most remarkable thing about Precious is its almost complete lack of easy sentimentality. It has moments of heartbreaking sadness — mostly involving Precious’ fantasy images of herself as a vaguely defined media star and the startling scene where the obese black teenager looks in the mirror and sees herself as a stylishly thin blonde white girl. But these moments in the film don’t aim for your tear ducts. They speak to a tragedy too deep for tears. The movie knows that those tears might make you feel better, but they are of no use to Precious.

Set in the late 1980s, Precious is a head-on look at the grim life of its titular character: a barely literate, overweight Harlem teenager pregnant with her second child (by her father), tormented and tortured by her nightmarish mother (Mo’Nique) and without a friend in the world. This starts to change when she’s taken out of school and put into a special class with an understanding teacher, Ms. Rain (Paula Patton, Idlewild), who gets Precious to open up through writing a journal. At this point, the film starts to veer into the realm of a “teacher who made a difference” drama — the movie even has a museum field trip that’s only a Lulu song shy of being right out of To Sir, with Love (1967).

However, the film neither presents Ms. Rain as a savior, nor does it depict Ms. Rain

as a largely sexless creature whose whole life is teaching. In fact, when Precious has to stay with her for a time, the girl is shocked to find that her teacher has a girlfriend, causing her to remark in a voice-over, “Oh, my God — straight-up lesbians!” The sequence is telling on several levels. It offers insights into how these women’s world has nothing to do with the one Precious knows. “I guess this is how the people on TV feel at Christmastime,” Precious muses at one point, also noting, “They talk like TV channels I don’t watch.”

At the same time, it addresses the prejudices her mother has instilled in her (“Mama say homos is bad people”) and how that doesn’t stack up against her own experiences.

This all works — as does most of the material involving Precious’ relationship with a social worker (a glammed-down Mariah Carey) — and the performances tend to get the film over some of its rougher patches, but those patches are there. Yes, Mo’Nique is good as the monster mother — who becomes only more monstrous when she “explains” her actions — but some of this gets close to parody in its sheer villainy. If it weren’t for the understated gravity of Sidibe’s performance, I think it would cross that line. But all in all, this is a strong movie — and one that surprised me because I didn’t think I’d want to see it twice, but I did, and I found it even better the second time. Rated R for child abuse, including sexual assault and pervasive language. reviewed by Ken Hanke Opens at the Fine Arts and other local theaters on Friday.

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2012 (PG-13) 11:50, 3:25, 7:00, 10:25 Avatar 3D (PG-13) 11:30, 3:00, 7:00, 10:25 Avatar 2D (PG-13) 12:00, 3:30, 8:00 The Blind Side (PG-13) 12:15, 3:20, 7:25, 10:20 The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (R) 11:25, 2:10, 5:00, 7:40, 10:35 (Sofa Cinema showing) Brothers (R) 12:10, 2:50, 5:20, 7:55, 10:30 (Sofa Cinema showing) A Christmas Carol 2D (PG) 11:35, 2:00, 4:30, 7:15, 9:40 The Damned United (R) 11:45, 2:25, 5:10, 7:50, 10:05 (Sofa Cinema showing) Did You Hear About the Morgans? (PG-13) 11:40, 2:10, 4:40, 7:30, 10:00 Fantastic Mr. Fox (PG) 12:05, 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35 (Sofa Cinema showing) Invictus (PG-13) 12:20, 3:35, 7:10, 10:15 The Princess and the Frog (G)

Cinebarre (665-7776) 2012 (PG-13) 12:00, 3:35, 7:15, 10:40 Avatar 2D (PG-13) 11:50, 3:30, 7:10, 10:35 The Blind Side (PG-13) 10:30, 1:30, 4:30, 7:35, 10:25 The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (R) 11:05, 1:50, 4:35, 7:40, 10:20 Did You Hear About the Morgans? (PG-13) 11:15, 1:45, 4:40, 7:30, 10:00

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A Christmas Carol 2D (PG) 1:00 (Sat, Mon, Wed), 4:00 (Fri, Sun, Tue, Thu), 7:00 (Sat, Mon, Wed) Old Dogs (PG) 1:00 (Fri, Sun, Tue, Thu), 4:00 (Sat, Mon, Wed), 7:00 (Fri, Sun, Tue, Thu) n Epic of Hendersonville (693-1146)

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An Education (PG-13) 1:20, 7:20 Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (R) 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, Late show Fri-Sat 9:30 A Serious Man (R) 4:20, Late show Fri-Sat 9:40

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Armored (PG-13) 1:00, 3:15, 5:25, 8:00, 10:15 The Blind Side (PG-13) 1:10, 4:00, 7:10, 10:00 Brothers (R) 1:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:55 A Christmas Carol 3-D (PG) 1:30, 4:20, 7:30, 9:45 Fantastic Mr. Fox (PG) 12:55, 3:05, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50 Invictus (PG-13) 12:50, 3:50, 7:00, 10:05 The Princess and the Frog (G) 12:45, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10

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Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly, Clifton Collins Jr., Julie Benz Cornball Action The vigilante MacManus brothers return to Boston to clean the streets of mobster riffraff.

A flatly directed actioner full of cheesy, broad humor and macho posturing that comes across like a twohour-long beer commercial full of uninspired bloodletting. Rated R

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Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Tobey Maguire, Sam Shepard, Clifton Collins Jr. Drama Two brothersâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;one a war hero and the other an ex-conâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;must deal with the after-effects of one being a prisoner of war in Afghanistan. A very human, occasionally warm film about family that, unfortunately, too often feels uneven and lacks the appropriate emotional punch itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s looking for. Rated R

A Christmas Carol JJJ

Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Bob Hoskins, Robin Wright Penn, Fionnula Flanagan Re-Animated Christmas Story Charles Dickensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; classic Christmas ghost story gets the Disney treatment.

An overblown, but occasionally interesting, version of the story that often seems more like a theme-park ride than a serious attempt at telling the tale. Rated PG

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Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Faizon Love, Malin Akerman Romantic Comedy A group of couples head off for a vacation in a tropical paradise only to be bamboozled into couples counseling. An uninspiring romcom centered around more of the same from Vince Vaughn thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s short on insight and overlong. Rated PG-13

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Michael Sheen, Timothy Spall, Colm Meaney, Jim Broadbent Fact-Based Drama In order to get even with an old nemesis football (soccer) manager, Brian Clough accepts the job of handling a team he utterly despises.

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An Education JJJJJ

Carey Mulligan, Peter Sarsgaard, Alfred Molina, Olivia Williams, Dominic Cooper, Rosamund Pike Coming-of-Age Comedy/Drama A 16-year-old schoolgirl embarks on a romance with a somewhat mysterious 30-plus-year-old man. A star-making performance from Carey Mulligan, a human and witty screenplay, and beautifully modulated direction make this an unusually accomplished coming-of-age story.

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(Voices) George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Michael Gambon Animated Comedy Bored with life as a respectable fox citizen, Mr. Fox reverts to a life of poultry thievery and outwitting local farmers. Witty, sophisticated comedy, splendid voice acting, brilliant animation and personal filmmaking combine to create perhaps the most pure fun to be had at the movies all year. Rated PG

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Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon, Tony Kgoroge, Patrick Mofokeng, Matt Stern, Adjoa Andoh Fact-Based Drama The story of Nelson Mandela helping to unite South Africa through a rugby team and a sense of national pride. A very good, interestingly made film that gets close to greatness without quite making it. There are, however, sufficient compensations to make it worthwhile. Rated PG-13

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George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Lang Satirical Comedy A fact-basedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;at least in partâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;comedy about the U.S. Armyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s experiments in the use of psychic powers. An enjoyable, often very funny film that never quite crosses the line to be the defining satire it seems to have had in mind. Rated R

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Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles, ShÂ&#x2122; Kosugi, Rick Yune Martial Arts A rogue ninja assassin and a government official work to bring down the ninjaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s former clan.

Slight and a bit repetitive, but nevertheless somewhat stylish and agreeably gory as far as mindless entertainment goes. Rated R

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Robin Williams, John Travolta, Seth Green, Kelly Preston, Conner Rayburn, Ella Bleu Travolta â&#x20AC;&#x153;Familyâ&#x20AC;? Comedy A 50-odd-year-old man finds himself saddled with a pair of children he didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know he had and has to learn how to be a dad. A pitiful, pathetic, lazy attempt at bilking money out of the market for family-friendly fare during the holiday season.

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(Voices) Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley, Jennifer Cody Animated Musical/Fantasy A prince gets turned into a frog, and in turn, accidentally turns a serving girl into one when he mistakes her for a princess. Beautiful to look at, but so determinedly old-fashioned that it feels slightly processed and formula-driven. Rated G

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No critics have apparently been allowed to see Marc Lawrence’s Did You Hear About the Morgans?, which isn’t all that surprising. As writer-director Lawrence has turned out a couple of pleasantly lightweight romantic comedies starring Hugh Grant — Two Weeks Notice and Music and Lyrics — neither of which were the sort of thing destined to win a lot of critical accolades. Well, here he is with Grant again, and with another romantic comedy. The leading lady has changed to Sarah Jessica Parker, but the rest looks to be fairly similar material. This time we have an estranged couple — guess who ? — who witness a murder and are packed off to Wyoming in a witness protection program. Expect a.) the pair will bicker endlessly, b.) their city ways will result in culture-clash humor, and c.) they will become less estranged by the fadeout. (PG-13)

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Director: Carlos Saura (Tango) Players: Geraldine Chaplin, Mónica Randall, Florinda Chico, Ana Torrent, Héctor Alterio Drama Rated PG Carlos Saura’s Cría Cuervos (1976) is a film that probably has more resonance for those with a solid background in Spanish history, especially the Franco regime, but that’s not a requirement for appreciating this stylish blend of fantasy and reality about remembering childhood.

That aspect of the film is haunting, without taking into account the political implications of the story.

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The Princess and the Frog JJJJ

Directors: Ron Clements and John Musker (Treasure Planet) Players: (Voices) Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley, Jennifer Cody Animated Musical/Fantasy

Rated G

The Story: A prince gets turned into a frog, and in turn, accidentally turns a serving girl into one when he mistakes her for a princess. The Lowdown: Beautiful to look at, but so determinedly old-fashioned that it feels slightly processed and formula-driven.

While I’m fascinated by the fact that Time magazine has given the top three slots of its 10 best list over to animated films — The Princess and the Frog, Up and Fantastic Mr. Fox — I’m truly perplexed by their pick of The Princess and the Frog as the best movie of the year. I suppose you either have to be in love with Disney or hardcore about hand-drawn animation for its own sake to understand — and since I’m neither, I’m out of the loop. This isn’t to say that I didn’t like The Princess and the Frog. I did.

I was largely entertained by it (though the last section seemed to drag a bit), and I admired much of its look. Beyond that, well, I don’t see myself buying the DVD. Despite all the fuss that’s been made over the fact that this is Disney’s first film with a black heroine — an aspect of the film that goes virtually unexplored — The Princess and the Frog is pretty completely Disney basic, with a simple story fleshed out with musical numbers, slapstick and humorous characters.

Oh, sure, it adds the idea that you have to back up wishing on a star with hard work, but otherwise this is the old stuff all over again — right down to the usual kiddie-film life lessons about being yourself and learning what matters in life. There’s nothing wrong with that — such lessons are fresh to young viewers — but in the same year that offered the more complex emotional ranges of Up and Fantastic Mr. Fox, it seems like weak tea. For that matter, it’s fairly tepid material when contrasted with Disney’s own Lilo & Stitch from 2002.

However, there’s no denying the “old stuff” mostly works.

The story — which takes place in New

Orleans from 1916 to some time in the 1920s — is sound. Single-minded Tiana (voiced by Anika Noni Rose, Dreamgirls) dreams of fulfilling her late father’s wish (it’s Disney, at least one dead parent is close to obligatory) of turning an old sugar mill into a posh restaurant (an early attempt at gentrification?). Bringing in Prince Naveen (voiced by TV actor Bruno Campos) — the vaguely black, jazz-loving heir to the throne of some mythical kingdom — is workable, even if the romance between him and Tiana’s spoiled Southern-belle friend Charlotte (voiced by Jennifer Cody) seems forced.

The film scores big, however, with its villain, the voodoo practitioner Dr. Facilier (voiced by Keith David, Gamer), who turns Prince Naveen into a frog in order to replace him with a stand-in to secure Charlotte’s father’s (voiced

by John Goodman) fortune. The plan works until Naveen — mistaking Tiana for a princess — gets her to release him with a kiss, which (since she’s not a princess) only turns her into a frog, too. It’s not hard to imagine where all this leads, but the trip there is generally pleasant.

Most of it works on its own terms, and the screenplay is largely devoid of postmodern snarkiness. Goodman’s “Big Daddy” is obviously a cross between the character from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and Victor Buono in Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) (and, in fact, the film often looks like Charlotte). There’s an out-of-left-field reference to A Streetcar Named Desire, and one line of Leon Russell’s “Cajun Love Song” crops up, but that’s about it for referential humor. Unfortunately, much of what replaces it is tepid.

The Randy Newman songs are largely unmemorable, but serve their function well enough, while the stagings are undeniably energetic. The only problem is that all the big production numbers are largely staged in the same manner, and the approach becomes repetitive. However, they’re lively and occasionally clever — and they look so good that it probably doesn’t matter much. And that’s probably true of the whole film: The look carries it well enough. But don’t go expecting to be blown away. Rated G reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande 15, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7.

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Director: Tommy Wiseau Players: Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, Philip Haldiman Drama (maybe) Rated R It was inevitable that someone would bring Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2003) to town.

After all, this is the current cause célèbre in the realm of bad cinema — a film so spectacularly awful and inept that it exerts a perverse fascination for the viewer, along with a fair share of unintentional laughs. Here is a movie so utterly incomprehensible that the IMDb threw in the towel on their “movies you might enjoy if you liked The Room” and came up with Buffalo 66, Gone With the Wind, Freeway and The Assassination of Richard Nixon as suggestions.

The Room will be shown Monday, Dec. 21, at 9 p.m. at BoBo Gallery, 22 Lexington Ave. For full reviews by Cranky Hanke on these films, visit www.mountainx.com/movies.

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THE VILLAGES AT CREST MOUNTAIN Asheville’s Premier Sustainable Community! Top green builders, community gardens, orchards & vineyards, common houses, common solar, so much more. Starting in the low 200s. www.villagesatcrestmounain .com or 828.252.7787 / info@villagesatcrestmountai n.com for more info.

General Services

TO GET A MARKET SNAPSHOT OF YOUR HOME’S VALUE simply go to www.HomeValuesInAVL.com.

Complete the form and once submitted you will receive the report via email!

GET RESULTS! “When we started advertising, we quickly determined that our best response was from our inexpensive ad in the Mountain Xpress Classifieds!

Thanks for 10 years, Asheville.” Dale Mayberry, Mayberry Heating and Cooling, Inc. You too, can benefit from advertising in Mountain Xpress. Call today!

(828) 251-1333.

Condos For Sale

LEXINGTON STATION Downtown high-end condos on Lexington Ave. Hardwood floors, stainless appliances, balconies, fitness center, parking. 3BR penthouse: $525,000 • 1BR: $185,000. • The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

*Based on 100% financing, APR 4.229% on 5 year ARM. No prepayment penalty, no balloon payment, no PMI. Rates are subject to change at any time. Based on 80% 1st mortgage of $111,920 (principal + interest) and 20% 2nd mortgage of $27,980 (interest only) APR 4.125%. Both loans are variable rate, subject to change at 5 years. Select condos only. Does not include taxes and insurance.

Nitch Real Estate: (828) 654-9394 or bricktonvillage.com

Open House GORGEOUS NEW CONSTRUCTION 3BR, 2.5BA with garage. Great South location. • Lease/purchase options now available. Call (828) 676-0677 for details.

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Real Estate Services

OPEN SUNDAY 2-4 3BR/3BA newly remodeled ranch with a modern twist! Beautiful .72 acre lot, convenient West Asheville location. Single garage on main, double in basement, and detached garage/workshop. $249,000.

MLS# 454739. BeverlyHanks and Associates. Call 828-280-8430.

Out-Of-Town Property $215,000 • FLORIDA COASTAL JEWEL 2BR, 2.5BA townhouse. • Walk to beach. Pool, tennis courts.

RV/boat storage. (321) 7777428. Photos available: jeanfer@bellsouth.net

We know Asheville. Since 1969. Let me help you sell your home or find the perfect one for you. Make it simple! Cindy Zinser. cindy@ashevilleproperty.co m 828-243-0217, 828-210-3636.

Home Services

Heating & Cooling MAYBERRY HEATING AND COOLING INC • Service • Repairs • Replacements AC/Heat Pumps • Gas/Oil Furnaces • New Construction/Renovations • Indoor Air Quality Products.

(828) 658-9145.

Upholstery

HOME WATER LEAKS A Problem? Excellent leak detection! Lasting correction! Experience!

References! Call 828-273-5271.

Kitchen & Bath ELK MOUNTAIN ASSOCIATES We specialize in • re-fitting Bathrooms and Kitchens and finishing Basements • adding Garages, Porches and • Sunrooms. • Professional education and experience.

Call (828) 242-1950 or (for all our information): elkmountainassociates.com

1 MONTH FREE! (W/12 month lease). River Arts Studios starting at $180/month, includes utilities.

Call 250-9700 or e-mail: rega@charterinternet.com

Businesses For Sale SPACIOUS HAIR SALON • Good opportunity for owner/operator. Turn-key business. 5 stations. Like new equipment. Private room for massage therapy.

Plenty of parking. (828) 2325711.

Commercial Property

Handy Man HIRE A HUSBAND Handyman Services. 25 years professional experience, quality, reliability. References available. Free estimates.

Insured. Stephen Houpis, (828) 280-2254.

RELIABLE REPAIRS! Quality work! All types maintenance/repair, indoor/outdoor. • Excellent water leak detection/correction! • Wind damaged shingle/roof repair!

38 years experience!

Responsible! Honest!

Harmonious! References!

Call Brad, you’ll be Glad!

(828) 273-5271.

Services

Computer

UPHOLSTERY AND RESTORATION Quality and friendly custom restoration services for all your upholstery needs. • Auto • Home. Free estimates. (828) 776-8220.

Business Rentals

Commercial Listings

COMPUTER SERVICE AT YOUR DOORSTEP We Come To You! • PC and Mac • Slow computer? We’ll speed it up. • Repairs • Upgrades • Networking • Tutoring.

Senior Citizen/Nonprofit Discounts. Call Christopher’s Computers, 828-670-9800.

Member Better Business Bureau of WNC. christopherscomputers.com

18 ORANGE, DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Across from Staples. 1,325 sqft, entire first floor, large kitchen/bath, $1,295/month, water and electric included. By appointment: 828-2733765.

12,000 SQFT RECORDING STUDIO • WEST ASHEVILLE Or Dance or other studio. • For sale or lease, all or part, triple net. • Short or long term lease. Includes 3000 sqft dance room: 12 work rooms underneath, 5 office spaces, 7 bathrooms (3 full) and a • Huge 3500 sqft loft Apartment above, with pool, hot tub, stainless commercial kitchen, gas fireplace, wet bar, etc. • Serious inquires only.

(828) 259-3663.

ASHEVILLE • ALL POINTS Check out our inventory of commercial property starting at $595-$6000 monthly lease or $295K and up for sale. Paula Cooper, The Real Estate Center, (828) 7751485. www.recenter.com

COMMERCIAL FOR SALE • Downtown, old fashioned building w/character on busy 0.25 acre corner, reduced, $675,000.

• Downtown, Coxe Avenue one story building, approximately 1800 sqft, affordable price $295,000.

• Downtown, Lexington Avenue turn-key coffee bar, $333,000.

• The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

BE ON BUSY TUNNEL ROAD! Anchor space to starter space available from 300 sqft to 3500 sqft. Great for Medical, Office or Studio use. Contact (828) 215-2865 for showings.

BUSY BUSINESS CORRIDOR Space available on Smokey Park Highway, approximately 700 sqft. Great visibility! $700/month. Call (828) 2152865 for showings.

DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft.

Very prominent locations.

Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com

SOUTH ASHEVILLE OFFICE SPACE • Near hospital.

Located in a family doctor practice. Hardwood floors, fireplace, parking. $795/month. Steve, 828-273-9545.

Heirloom Quality Homebuilding & Custom Woodworking Cabinetry and Fine Furniture Making Utilizing Local, Ecologically Sound Materials

Home ROBERT’S PAINTING • Interior and exterior. Power washing, staining, and repairs. Free estimates.

Licensed and insured. 352459-8541.

Built to Last

Jeremy Brookshire

828-779-2119

brookshire.woodworking@gmail.com

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Painting

Ecological Site Planning & Landscape Design

1 DAY ROOM TRANSFORMATION Custom painting, decorative finishes, wallpaper installation/removal. • 15 years experience. • Meticulous • Timely • Reasonable. Heather, (828) 215-4365. Custom Home Interior Accents.

Cleaning HOUSEKEEPER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT has an opening to work for you. Call (828) 216-4592

• Excavation & Roads •Water Harvesting/ Management • Stonework • Bridges & Gazebos • Water Features • Renewable Energy

$299,900 Downtown Healthy Built 3 Bdrm, 3 bath cool modern interiors.

P r e c i s i o n @ e a rt h a v e n . o r g

SUN REALTY 777-7786 Bill MacCurdy - Owner/Broker

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Specializing in Bridge & Roadwork Brandon Greenstein • Paul Caron (828) 664-9127 | 301-7934 Co-Creating Your Natural Landscape

• DECEMBER 16 - DECEMBER 22, 2009

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EMD <EH L;HO BEM CEDJ>BO F7OC;DJI 9B?D=C7D 7L;DK; BE< JI • 1 & 2 BR Condominiums • Close to downtown • Nine foot ceilings • Energy Star and NC HealthyBuilt Home certified • Private Balconies

LARGE TREATMENT ROOM In Healing Arts Practice.

Ideal for massage therapist.

Available 2-3 days per week. Large parking lot.

Waiting room. Downtown Asheville. Phyllis, 828-6062382.

LEXINGTON AVENUE Vanilla shell w/loads of character, hardwood floors, exposed beams, 3 bathrooms, large windows, $3,950/month.

The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

NORTH ASHEVILLE Basement level of the Sherwin Williams building, approximately 6500 sqft, $3000/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses.

Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com

Rentals

Rooms For Rent Own for only $650/month Includes Mortgage, Taxes & Association Fees

; BA CEK D J7 ?D JE M D > E C; I Own for as low as $700/month

Includes mortgage, taxes and association fees. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths. Less than 4 miles from downtown Asheville and minutes from UNCA.

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LEXINGTON LOFTS Renovated restaurant and retail spaces between 11002000 sqft on Lexington and Rankin Avenues w/competitive lease rates; ready for upfit mid-2010.

The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com LEXINGTON STATION 2000+ sqft, first floor, high ceilings, hardwoods throughout, one handicap accessible restroom, parking. $2200/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com

ARDEN • FURNISHED ROOM Near Airport, shopping, I-26. Beautiful, private setting. Organic property. Stress-free healthy living. • Responsible health conscious person only. • No smoking/substances. • Employed. $395/month.

687-2390.

BENT CREEK AREA • Shared home. 4BR, 2BA. 2 story, nice older home. Quiet country atmosphere. W/D, cable, utilities, parking included. No smoking. $400/month, $200/deposit.

828-667-1053.

Apartments For Rent 2BR, 1.5BA HENDERSONVILLE • 912 Hillcrest. $595/month.

Garage, deck. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com

G ROVE A RCADE APARTMENTS

In the heart of downtown Asheville

Where everything is just around the corner…

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 7 Murdock. $530/month.

Porch, water included. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

$325/MONTH CANTON; $450/MONTH CANDLER Nice, renovated 1BR apartments; minutes from downtown Asheville. No smoking; no pets. Call (828) 337-5447.

1BR, 1BA WEST • 9 Brucemont, $590/month.

Porch, hardwood floors.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA, EAST, 7 LINDSEY, A/C, W/D hookups, $595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA • 37 Skyview. $545-$575/month. Nice views. 2nd month is FREE. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA, NORTH, 365 Weaverville, w/d hookups, $435-$555/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR/1-1BA NORTH • 265 Charlotte, hardwood floors, coin-op laundry. $725/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 2BA EAST • 2484 Riceville Rd. Open floor plan, porch. $615/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR/1BA MONTFORD • 333 Cumberland, $625/month.

Sunroom, high ceilings. 828253-151. www.leslieandassoc.com

2Br. 1.5BA NORTH • 172 Macon. Garage, dishwasher. $695/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1 AND 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Starting at $595/month. Move now and get *January Free! (* Must move in by 12/31/09). Call 274-4477. EHO. woodsedge.webs.com 1 FREE MONTH! (w/contract). Live, work and play downtown. • Studio: $545/month. • 1BR: $650/month. Call (828) 691-6555.

1-2BR, 1-2BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 2010 LAUREL PARK, coin-op laundry, $495-$655/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

2 Bedroom, 2 Baths

1BR/1BA NORTH • 83 Edgemont, water included. $495/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1-2BR, 2BA, SOUTH Skyland Heights, $495-$595/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR/1BA, EAST • 314 Fairview, porch, $525/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1, 2, 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS From $525$1500. • Huge selection! • Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966.

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2-3BR, 1.5BA NORTH • 30 Clairmont. Close to shopping and dining. Water included. $615-$635/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

12,000 SQFT RECORDING STUDIO • WEST ASHEVILLE Or Dance or other studio. • For sale or lease, all or part, triple net. • Short or long term lease. Includes 3000 sqft dance room: 12 work rooms underneath, 5 office spaces, 7 bathrooms (3 full) and a • Huge 3500 sqft loft Apartment above, with pool, hot tub, stainless commercial kitchen, gas fireplace, wet bar, etc. • Serious inquires only.

(828) 259-3663.

2-3BR, 2BA, NORTH, 81 LAKESHORE, A/C, coin-op laundry, deck, $675$725/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1.5BA NORTH • 154 Barnard. $625/month. Bonus room, dishwasher.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

• Convenient - To shops, music, restaurants – everything!

• Reserved parking • Services - from dog walking to plant watering • Secure - 24 hour security • Stylish - Live, work and play from one of Asheville’s historic classics

2BR, 1.5BA MONTFORD • 346 Montford. $750/month.

Hardwood floors, fireplace.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA Duplex - South • Gas heat. $575/month. 828253-0758. Carver Realty 2BR, 1BA EAST • 28 Hillendale. $625/month.

Sunporch, carpet.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

3BR, 2BA EAST • 126 Aurora Dr. Carpet, W/D hookups. $750/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com A HOME IN THE MOUNTAINS • GREAT PRICE! Live in a beautiful, green, conveniently located scenic resort-style community! • Fireplaces • Heated pool • Fitness Center and more. Call (828) 6870638. kensingtonplaceapts.com A VERY COOL STUDIO COTTAGE • KENILWORTH Close to Biltmore Avenue.

Walk to hospital, AB Tech, downtown. Looking for energy conscious person. • $605/month, includes heat, AC, water, cable. Deposit.

Lease. (828) 255-8466.

2BR, 1BA NORTH • 69 Rice Branch. $895/month.

Fireplace, deck. $895/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 12 Golf St. $625/month. Hardwood floors, gas heat.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA SOUTH • 6 Lakewood. $630/month. W/D hookups. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

BLACK MOUNTAIN • 2BR, 1BA. Heatpump, central air, W/D connection. Nice area.

Only $525/month. 828-2524334.

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 7 Banbury Cross. $525/month.

Hardwood floors, high ceilings. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA WEST • 9 King Arthur. Dishwasher, baseboard heat. $625/month.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

CENTRAL • 1BR. Heat and water provided. $620/month. 828-253-0758.

Carver Realty.

Rent Specials – Call for details!

PO Box 580, 2602 Hendersonville Road, Arden, NC 28704

www.tonsofrentals.com

DUPLEX • HENDERSONVILLE 2BR. • WD connections. Fenced backyard. Very convenient, close to downtown. $525/month includes water.

423-5160.

EFFICIENCY APARTMENT • 1BR/1BA, Haw Creek. Quiet neighborhood near cul-desac, convenient to town. 450 sq.ft. Excellent condition.

Ceramic tile bath, kitchen, carpeted livingroom/bedroom. Closet space, extra storage. W/D, electric, water, cable included. No smokers, no pets, no drugs. Security deposit, references. $485/month. 828-298-0337.

EFFICIENCY APARTMENT • Available immediately. 289 E Chestnut ST. Ground floor units available, $450/month.

No pets. 828-350-9400.

ETOWAH • Completely Stand-alone efficiency. New carpet/vinyl and located in a great, convenient neighborhood. $380/month No pets/smoking. 828-6682455.

3BR, 1BA NORTH • 22 Westall. Close to UNCA. Water included. $695/month.

828-253-1517. wwwleslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA NORTH • 10 Lenox. $635/month. Porch.

Heat included. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com

Call Amber Ammons: (828) 252-7799 ext. 305 mountainx.com

2BR/2BA, ARDEN • 216 Weston, A/C, W/D hookups. $795/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1BA NORTH • 501 Beaverdam. $525/month.

View. Includes water.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

The area’s largest selection of Rental Homes under one roof.

Tel: (828) 650-6880 Toll Free (800) 789-1135 x 6880

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2BR/1BA WEST • 257 Sandhill, A/C, W/D hookups. $715/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA CENTRAL • 15 Grindstaff. Carpet/vinyl. $525/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

You’re Invited To See For Yourself !

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2BR, 1BA WEST • 92 Appalachian Way. $895/month. Harwood floors, W/D connections.

828-53-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

Glen Beale, *2nd month free*, $575-$675/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

ACTON WOODS APARTMENTS • Beautiful 2BR, 2BA, loft, $850/month.

• 2BR, 2BA, $750. Include gas log fireplace, water, storage. 828-253-0758.

Carver Realty

CHARMING UPSTAIRS STUDIO APARTMENT Renovated house in Norwood Park near UNCA. Private entrance, off-street parking. $660/month. All utilities + cable TV and wireless internet included.

No pets/smoking. Security deposit, references. Patti: (828) 230-3210.

FREE UTILITIES, GATED COMMUNITY, GREEN BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES 1, 2, 3 BR apartments. $650-$1450. 6 month lease.

Resort. Sweeping Mountain Views, minutes from Parkway. Healing Sanctuary Heaven’s Nest. 1-877YOUNEST. 1-877 968-6378 ext.77. Boone, N.C. GET QUALITY RESULTS! I received calls from a lot of high quality renters, as opposed to other publications I’ve tried. I will continue to advertise with Mountain Xpress. Patricia H. You too, can find the ideal renter, just call us! (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

GLEN BRIDGE APARTMENTS • 1BR, 1BA. $450/month. Includes water/garbage. Small complex in Arden. Move in special with one year lease. www.arcagencyasheville.co m. 828-350-9400.

GROVE PARK INN AREA 1BR apartments and Cottages. Starting at $525/month. Walking distance to downtown. More information, call (828) 2558458.

HENDERSONVILLE • 1BR Studio. Walking distance to downtown. Includes water.

Only $350/month. 828-2524334.

HENDERSONVILLE • 1BR/Efficiency apartment with wraparound deck/views in a great neighborhood. ALL THINGS BRAND NEW! No pets/smoking. $435/month.

828-668-2455.

HENDERSONVILLE • ALL BRAND NEW. 2 BR/1BA apartment in great neighborhood. W/D hook-up.

No pets/smoking. $530/month. 828-668-2455.

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent

LEICESTER • Available immediately. 1BR with office. $550/month. 828350-9400. www.arcagencyasheville.co m NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES •Special• Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. • 2BR, 1BA. $495/month. 3BR, 1BA $595/month. Includes water.

828-252-4334 NORTH ASHEVILLE • 2BR, 1BA. Heat pump, central air.

W/D connection. Close to Beaver Lake. $525/month.

828-252-4334.

NORTH • 1BR. Hardwood floors. $500/month.

828-253-0758. Carver Realty OFF CHARLOTTE ST • Clean, furnished, weekly apartments. Efficiency and rooms. Includes wireless, laundry, off-street parking.

Secure building. Walk to downtown and busline. 828232-1042.

SPACIOUS 2BR/1BA • West Asheville with extra sunroom. Large kitchen, breakfast nook, pantry. Front porch. Central heat/air. W/D hookup. No pets. $795/month. 828-281-3667.

STUDIO 2BR, 1BA DOWNTOWN • 68 N. French Broad Ave. $595$775/month. Mountain Views.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com STUDIO, 1BA DOWNTOWN • 85 Walnut. $645/month.

Hardwood floors, roof access. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com STUDIO • South. Forestdale.

2BR, 1BA. A/C. 2nd month rent FREE. $525$650/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com STUDIO • Sunny, spacious, quiet, porch, garden.

Montford. Great location.

Walk to downtown! No smoking/pets. $475/month.

Utilities included. Available now. (716)908-6367 11am9pm.

UNFURNISHED 1, 2, 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS • Available in West Asheville.

Water, garbage included.

Washer/dryer connections available. $529.00 $649.00. Call 828-2529882. rbaker@orionra.com WALK TO MISSION! Nice, ground level, 1BR, 1BA, hardwood floors. Off-street parking. Heat and water furnished. $625/month. $625 security deposit.

Contact Tom, 828-230-7296.

STUDIO/1BA NORTH • Fall Special! 85 Merrimon, all utilities included. Furnished. $550/month. 828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

WEST ASHEVILLE Canterbury Heights, 46 and 48 Beri Drive. Newly renovated, 2BR, 1.5BA, split level condos, 918 sqft. Pool, fitness center. $725/month.

Mike 919-624-1513.

Homes For Rent

2 MONTHS FREE!* (on 13 month lease term) on 1, 2 and 3BR condos. • A beautiful community with fitness center, pool, playground, business center and car wash. * (Move-in month free and following month). • • Hurry, offer ends December 31, 2009. • Call Seasons at Biltmore Lake: (828) 670-9009 for more details or visit: www.ownseasons.com 2BR. 1.5BA NORTH • 47 Albermarle. $845/month.

Fireplace, deck.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com BEAUCATCHER MOUNTAIN • Close to downtown, hospitals. 2BR, 2BA. • Great Winter views! • Fireplace, deck, washer/dryer. Nice pool! • $950/month, includes condo fee, water.

(828) 712-1675.

BILTMORE AVENUE • HOSPITAL Renovated 2BR, 1BA, designer kitchen, granite countertops, 6 new appliances, hardwood floors.

• Available now. $750/month, includes water.

First, deposit. Lease.

References. 230-3739.

DOWNTOWN CONDO 2BR, 2BA, hardwoods, stainless appliances, granite countertops, jet tub, balcony, fitness center, parking, $1550/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com FLETCHER • 2BR, 1.5BA townhouse available for immediate rental. Very nice unit with one car garage.

Duplex style living, very convenient to I-26 and south Asheville shopping/restaurants. One small pet considered. $800 per month. 828-350-9400.

LUXURIOUS STUDIO CONDO Downtown Asheville, Kress building. Fully furnished with water, trash, power and parking included for $1250/month. Please call (828) 670-9772 or email: lisa@rodhubbardinc.com NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES •Special• Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. 2BR, 1BA. $495/month • 3BR, 1BA 595/month. Includes water.

828-252-4334 TOWNHOMES AT CONNER CREEK • 38 Amersham Lane, Fletcher. 3BR, 2.5BA. Gas fireplace, hardwood floors, deck, refrigerator, D/W, W/D, 1-car garage. $875/month. 904 501-7323.

44 WAGON ROAD In Parkway Forest near VA Hospital. 3BR, 2BA, with den, open floor plan, woodfloors, new appliances, AC and heat, gas log fireplace, fenced yard, mountain views. $985/month, deposit, lease.

Smokeless, pets considered.

296-0735 or 275-5696.

1 MONTH FREE! With contract. 2BR, 1BA, beautiful yard, hardwood floors. $650/month. Call APM: 254-2229.

4BR, 2BA ARDEN • 6 Strathmore. $1495/month.

Garage, fenced yard.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

1BR, 1BA $650/month.

Tucked-away, quiet property with gorgeous mountain views. Only 15 to 20 minutes from downtown Asheville. This is a charming, round Deltec house with two separate levels, each with a private entrance. Lower level available. Has one bedroom, full bath, open great room and a large, all season porch which can double as a second bedroom. Appliances and washer/dryer. Pets considered with deposit.

Please Contact Lorette at 828-319-9560.

ARDEN, OAK FOREST • 3BR, 2BA with full basement/garage. Nice area.

Reduced to $1050/month. $30 application fee.

828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com

1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $700-2500. • Pet friendly. • Huge selection! (828) 251-9966 Alpha-Real-Estate.com 20 MINUTES NORTH OF ASHEVILLE 3BR, 2BA. Clean and spacious. WD connections. Private, beautiful setting. Deck, garden space. $800/month.

Call evenings: 658-1718.

2BR 1BA WEST ASHEVILLE • 15 Howard St. W/D, D/W, microwave. New stove, refrigerator. Full basement. $850/month. 828-281-0721.

2BR, 1BA ARDEN • 85 Tampa. $1135/month. Oak floors, fireplace.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA KENILWORTH • 271 Forest Hill. $895/month.

Garage, back yard. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA NORTH • 42 Hollywood. $850/month.

Porches, hardwood floors.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, MBA - Haw Creek • Walk to library. Renovated kitchen, home office, gas heat/ac, includes W/D, yard service. $875/month. 828258-3303, 828-231-8010.

ARDEN • 1 home available from $895/month. Great layouts. 828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com ASHEVILLE AREA RENTALS $550-$1950/month. • 1East. • 3-West. • 3-North. • 3-South. • Century 21 Mountain Lifestyles: (828) 684-2640, ext 17. For more details: www.DebraMarshall.com BILTMORE FOREST, SOUTH ASHEVILLE • 2 story carriage house with 1 BR, 1.5 BA. Hardwood floors, tile. Heat pump and central air. W/D connection.

Completely renovated.

Excellent condition. Lots of character. Water and highspeed internet included. $695/month. Steve, 828-273-9545.

BILTMORE PARK. 4BR, 2.5 BA, 2,200 sqft, Rent for $1,950. Carver Realty, 828-253-0758.

BUNGALOW • WEST ASHEVILLE 2BR, 1BA with bonus room on sunny corner lot in quiet neighborhood.

Hardwood floor in living room; fireplace, WD connections, partial basement for storage. • Pets negotiable. $875/month includes lawn maintenance; security deposit. Call 10am7pm: (828) 582-1001.

CANDLER • 3BR, 3BA. Private. $1,225. Call 828253-0758. Carver Realty COTTAGE • MONTFORD 2BR, 1BA. Cute, small 2 story. Includes stove, fridge, water. Gardens. Off street parking. Quiet neighborhood.

Walk downtown/UNCA. No pets. $650/month, $650 deposit. References. (828) 281-2357.

3BR, 1BA WEST • 39 Ridgeway. Oak floors, garage. $895/month. 828253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 2BA ARDEN • 5 Mountain. $785/month.

Fireplace, W/D. 828-2531517. www.leslieandassoc.com 3BR, 3BA SOUTH • 4 Simpson Hollow. $1050/month. Garage, deck.

828-253-1517. www.leslieandassoc.com

DOWNTOWN • UNCA Bright and clean 2BR, 1BA. Central gas heat, dishwasher, washer/dryer. $845/month.

• Pets considered. (828) 230-5451 or 216-4623.

ETOWAH • 2BR/1BA home.

New carpet/vinyl, freshly painted, W/D hook-up.

Located in a convenient location. $650/month. No pets/smoking 828-6682455.

HIKE/BIKE OUT BACKDOOR • 3BR, 2BA near Mountains to Sea Trail. $1,050/month.

Dishwasher, air-conditioning, master bedroom with bath and walk-in closet, bamboo floors. Storage shed, small yard. Convenient to downtown Asheville. Year lease and security deposit required. Pets negotiable.

828-298-5088/828-6918793.

LOG HOME IN REYNOLDS AREA • 3BR/2BA. 1800sq.ft.

Rock fireplace, W/D hookup.

Porches on 3 sides. New appliances. Ample storage. $995/month. 1 acre, private.

Call Rike, 828-776-3076.

MONTFORD • $895/month.

Cute 2BR house. Quiet street, 5 minute walk to downtown. New kitchen, wood floors, all appliances.

Small yard, pets ok. 206226-5663 .

NORTH ASHEVILLE TOWNHOMES •Special• Off Merrimon. Walking distance to town. 2BR, 1BA. $495/month. 3BR, 1BA $595/month. Includes water.

828-252-4334.

SOUTH • Off Hendersonville Rd. 2BR, 1BA. $700/month.

828-253-0758. Carver Realty.

SOUTHCHASE • 3BR, 2.5BA. Gas heat, 2 car garage, nice neighborhood. $1250/month.

828-253-0758. Carver Realty WEAVERVILLE/BARNARDSV ILLE • Available immediately. 2BR with office. Views on 1 acre. No pets considered. $795/month. 828-350-9400.

WEST ASHEVILLE • Available Jan.1. 3BR/1.5BA. Newly remodeled with appliances including dishwasher, refrigerator, washer/dryer. Security deposit required. Please email decaturkayaker@gmail.com or call 828-301-3260.

WEST • 2BR, 1BA. $550/month. 828-253-0758.

Carver Realty.

WOODLAND HILLS • North Asheville. Perfect for family or roommates. 2 Master B/R suites with built ins/baths plus bonus room wiith bath.

Large kitchen. Living room with fireplace. Mature landscaping on 1.5 acres with fenced area, 2 car garage, W/D. $1150/month, deposit, lease and references. (828) 232-5547 • (828) 712-5548.

JUPITER/BARNARDSVILLE • 2BR, 1BA. Office, heat pump, new windows. $795/month. arcagencyasheville.com

Vacation Rentals A BEACH HOUSE At Folly.

The legendary dog-friendly Rosie’s Ocean View and Kudzu’s Cottage now booking now booking for oyster season! Call (828) 216-7908. www.kudzurose.com BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 2771492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

Roommates $440/Month Housemate to share home in country setting w/mountain views on 4 acres just outside Asheville city. Private bedroom/bath w/cable, internet, washer/dryer, utilities included.

828-779-7958 $450 Downtown Area Upscale Suited for a working professional that is neat/clean,considerate no heavy alcohol/drg and is without pets. 828-781.1499

15x15 Sunny Room West Asheville $325/month +3rd utilities. Dec.15-Feb.28.

Share log cabin with natural builder, potter and 2 cats.

W/D, fireplace, wood floors, garden. growinghome333@ yahoo.com Arden. Furnished room, beautiful/private setting.

Organic garden. Chemicalfree household. Seeking responsible, clean roommate(s). No pets. $395/month, utilities included. No lease. (828) 687-2390.

Hendersonville - Spacious room w/private bathroom.

Located in a beautiful home.

All utilities and wireless internet included. $495/mo.

828-649-7368 Hendersonville Spacious room w/private bathroom.

Located in a beautiful home.

All utilities & wireless internet included. $495/mo.

828-649-7368 Montford $500 all included.

Room available immediately in fun Montford community house. All utilities included.

Six month lease. 1/2 month deposit. 828-243-8860.

Jeremy.

Roommate Wanted To Rent 2 rooms, share house. $360/mo,1/3 utilities., security dep. 2 miles to downtown Asheville, large yard, W/D. Avail. 01/01/10.

(828)582-2797

OFF THE HOOK! We got a great response from our ad for our Rental house in the Mountain Xpress! The phone rang off the hook!

Thanks, Ander, owner, Design Painting. Get your Apartment or House rented quickly and affordably. Call (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

MOVE IN NOW Get January FREE!*

READY TO RENT • WEST ASHEVILLE 3BR, 2 full BA, living room, dining room, utility room, washer, dryer, central A/C. Large storage space underneath home.

Great family neighborhood.

Walking distance to Carrier Park. Pets considered with deposit. $1,050/month + $1,050 security deposit. One year lease. (803) 524-5229.

• Great location • Great prices

1 and 2 Bedrooms starting at $595/month

Call today: (828) 274-4477 www.woodsedge.webs.com *Must move in by 12/31/09 to get January free.

Sign a lease in December and we’ll waive your rent for the month!

WOODRIDGE

COZY CHALET • 1244 sq.ft.

2BR, 2BA, loft, garage, covered deck, views, private close to hospitals. On 1 acre, washer/dryer, tile, hardwood floors, stainless steel appliances. Option to lease 6 months or monthly. $1200/month. 775-4707.

BEST TIME IS NOW! *Best time to buy, pay less than rent, 1% rebate from Buyer Agent Commission, see BuncombeRealty.com, 3012021 Visit us at BuncombeRealty.com

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• Conveniently located at 61 Bingham Road, Asheville • 1, 2, 3 and 4 Bedrooms NOW AVAILABLE! • SPACIOUS • COMFORTABLE • AFFORDABLE Now accepting pets with deposit.

Professionally Managed by Partnership Property Management Section 8 welcomed.

Call 828-250-0159 Today!

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SERVERS • Professionals needed with fine dining experience. Call 230-2750 for appointment. Cellar Door

jobs Scenic Enka/Candler mountain views. 1 or 2 rooms, $400 each/$700 both including utilities. 10 minutes to downtown, highspeed internet. 828553-5856.

Share Apartment with 2 GM’s. Private room/bath. $500/month, includes utilities. GM preferred. $200 deposit. No pets. 828-2758923 Leave message.

West Asheville Farmhouse wants you (conscientious, no drama, no pets) as 3rd roommate for furnished 3BR 2BA homeshare. $450/month, $450 deposit.

727-564-2703.

Employment

General **BODYGUARDS WANTED** FREE Training for members.

No Experience OK. Excellent $$$. Full & Part Time.

Expenses Paid When you Travel. 1-615-228-1701. www.psubodyguards.com (AAN CAN) CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331.

Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 2533311.

CARETAKER - PART TIME • For upscale mini-estate five miles from downtown Asheville. Must be experienced with yard work, horses, dogs, chain saw, large mower, small tractor, etc. Couple preferred. One bedroom apartment with utilities provided. Apply with pertinent and detailed information to: FAX 828253-3820.

FIND QUALITY EMPLOYEES FAST! We found more than a dozen highly qualified job applicants in less than a week with just a single classified ad in the Mountain Express. • Chris Dennen, PhD, President of Innovative Healing Inc. • Your business can quickly and affordably find the right employee. Call 251-1333, Mountain Xpress Marketplace!

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HIRE QUALITY EMPLOYEES “Our employment advertisements with the Mountain Xpress garner far more educated and qualified applicants than any other publication we have used.

The difference is visible in the phone calls, applications and resumes.” Howard Stafford, Owner, Princess Anne Hotel. • Thank you, Howard. Your business can benefit by advertising for your next employee in Mountain Xpress Classifieds.

Call 251-1333.

BEAUTICIAN Asheville Health Care Center has an immediate opening for a part-time contracted hairdresser for its 100-bed, long-term care and rehabilitation facility.

Candidate must be fully licensed and insured.

Schedule negotiable. For details, please call or email: Tim Sparks, HR Manager, Asheville Healthcare Center, 1984 US Hwy 70, Swannanoa, NC 28778. Call (828) 298-2214. tsparks@mfa.net

SELF MOTIVATED TELEPHONE RESEARCHES NEEDED • 30+ hours/week.

Can train the right people.

Email resume to info@sehcpg.org.

A STYLIST For busy Organic salon, North Asheville.

Clientele preferred. Flexible hours. Experienced, selfmotivated. Supportive environment. thewaterlily@mac.com • (828) 505-3288. The Water Lily Wellness Salon

VICTORIA’S ESCORT SERVICE is looking for pretty girls as providers of companionship. Girls with experience as Escorts preferred. Call 828-551-2727

PI SALON AND SPA • Is seeking a Salon Coordinator and Aveda Retail Specialist.

To apply download employment application at www.neill.net. E-mail Angela.commander@neill.ne t or call 888.634.5570 ext.

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Employment Opportunities • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com

WILLOW’S DREAM SALON • After a successful 2009, Willow’s Dream has restructured and we now have openings for a professional stylist with clientele. Booth rental.

Please email us at: willowsd@bellsouth.net

Sales/ Marketing

HOW TO GET A SALES JOB YOU’LL LOVE • Apply for a career-advancing opportunity at COMBINED INSURANCE and you’re on your way to a sales job you’ll love to go to every day. 7000 employees worldwide and 89 years in business attest to this fact.

We invest in you through paid training, comprehensive corporate benefits, and competitive compensation up to $65K annually depending upon position. We have 2 positions available immediately. To find out more information on this job you may love, please forward your resume to: richard.winter@ combined.com SALES PROS • Time to get paid what you are worth AND have a life. Call 1-888-700-4916.

Restaurant/ Food APOLLO FLAME • WAITSTAFF Full-time needed. Fast, friendly atmosphere. Apply in person between 2pm-4pm, 485 Hendersonville Road. 2743582.

MOUNTAIN X JAMS! As a growing business that relies on the face put forward by our employees, Mountain Xpress Classifieds is where we turn to find them. The volume of high-quality applicants replying to our ads can be hard to choose from, and it is always worth our investment. Thanks Mountain X! Rebecca and Charlie, owners, Tomato Jam Cafe.

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Medical/ Health Care LPN/RN TREATMENT NURSE Part-time, with experience in a skilled nursing facility. We offer: • Competitive wage scale • Excellent benefits • Paid time off • Holiday pay • 401(k) with company match.

Asheville Healthcare Center.

Call Tim Sparks: 298-2214 or email resume: tsparks@mfa.net

Human Services AGING SERVICES SPECIALIST • Council on Aging Resource Coordination program. BS Social Work or related field required.

Excellent communication skills, knowledge of social work theory and practice, aging issues, advocacy.

Familiarity with local services continuum and experience with older adults desired. Energetic, creative, positive individual comfortable with team approach to service provision. FT Salary 25-30K DOE + Benefits. Send resume and cover letter by December 15 to Council on Aging, 46 Sheffield Circle Asheville NC 28803. NO PHONE CALLS. CARE MANAGER • Access II Care seeks FT Medical Care Manager to work with Carolina Access Medicaid and uninsured patients in Polk and Henderson Co. Position includes work with multiple primary care practices and travel within both counties. Minimum RN or BSN, BSW with care management or home health services. 2 yrs minimum CM experience. Bilingual English/Spanish preferred.

Send resume and cover letter to: hr@accessiicarewnc.org or fax to 828-259-3975.

FAMILIES TOGETHER • Now hiring a licensed professional to provide assessments to children and families and partner with Henderson and Transylvania stakeholders. Qualified candidates will include LPC’s, LCSW’s, LMFT’s, LCAS’s, PLCSW’s, or Board Eligible Counselors. FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. www.humanresources@fa miliestogether.net • Now hiring a licensed professional to provide assessments to adults, linkage to services, and partner with Henderson County stakeholders. • Qualified candidates will include LPC’s, LCSW’s, LMFT’s, LCAS’s, PLCSW’s, or Board Eligible Counselors.

FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. humanresources@ familiestogether.net • Now hiring a Licensed Clinical Addictions Specialist to provide assessments for adults in the Henderson County Detention Center. FTI provides a positive work environment, flexible hours, room for advancement, health benefits, and an innovative culture. humanresources@ familiestogether.net • Now hiring Mobile Crisis Management Coordinator to provide crisis interventions in the community to all populations. Rotating on call. Now hiring in Buncombe, Henderson, Polk and Rutherford counties.

Bachelors degree and related experience required.

Email resume to humanresources@ familiestogether.net

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF ASHEVILLE is seeking licensed therapists to provide mental health services to children and families. Email csimpson@fpscorp.com

NOW HIRING

Earn $65k, $50k, $40k GM, Co-Manager, Assistant Manager We currently have managers making this and need more for expansion.

One year salaried restaurant management experience required.

Fax resume to 336-431-0873

Haywood/Buncombe County RN: Assertive Community Treatment Team.

Must have four years of psychiatric nursing experience. Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell@meridianbhs. org QMHP Assertive Community Treatment Team.

Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness.

Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell@meridianbhs. org Vocational Specialist Assertive Community Treatment Team. Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness. Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell@meridianbhs. org Jackson/Macon/Clay County Team Leader Assertive Community Treatment Team. Must have master’s degree and be license eligible. Please contact Ben Haffey, ben.haffey@meridianbhs.org Cherokee/Clay/Graham County Therapist/Team Leader Child and Family Services. Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@meridianb hs.org Team Leader Adult Recovery Education Center.

Masters or Doctoral Level Clinician. Must be licensed or license-eligible. Please contact Julie Durham-Defee at julie.durhamdefee@meridianbhs.org QMHP Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have mental health degree and two years of experience working with adults with mental illness. Please contact Patty Bilitzke at patricia.bilitzke@meridianbh s.org • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF HENDERSONVILLE has immediate openings for Licensed Clinical Social Workers, Licensed Professional Counselors and Provisional or Board Eligible candidates to provide therapy to adults and/or children.

Please email resumes to wfhoward@fpscorp.com

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF HENDERSONVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA Has an immediate opening for a Clinical Supervisor.

Candidate must have a Master’s degree in Social Work, Psychology, Counseling or related field and be fully licensed or fully licensed eligible in the state of North Carolina. Please forward resumes to wfhoward@fpscorp.com

SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELOR Full or part-time position with growing outpatient substance abuse practice. Exciting opportunity to join our team utilizing state-of-the-art medication assisted treatments. Very competitive salary. LPC preferred, also consider SA licensure, RN/LPN or MSW. Please submit resume and cover letter to vittel@mountainhealthsolution s.com

MAKE A DIFFERENCE NC Mentor is looking for foster parents in Buncombe, Henderson, Polk, Transylvania, and Rutherford counties. Be a hero in your community and open your home to a child in need. We provide training, 24 hour support, and a generous stipend. Please call Nicole at 828-696-2667 ext 14.

Together we can make a difference in our community.

Visit our web site at www.ncmentor.com • Do you know someone who is interested in becoming a therapeutic foster parent?

ONE TO ONE HABILITATION WORKER • For young woman with developmental disabilities. West Asheville area. Tues and Weds 3pm9pm and every other Sat. (3 Sundays a month optional).

Must be able to lift, dependable, goal oriented.

Visit www.rayoflighthomes.com/Ho me.html to fill out application.

Ray of Light Homes 828-683-7712.

SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELOR/CASE MANAGER Needed to provide services to pregnant and postpartum women. Position requires Master’s Degree and working in the community.

Send resume: Suzanne Boehm sboehm@drugfreenc.org or 35 Orange Street Asheville 28801.

Professional/ Management DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project (ASAP) seeks an experienced, skilled Development Director to build a strong fundraising program.

Job description, application: www.asapconnections.org FINANCE ASSOCIATE • At Hendersonville conservation nonprofit. More details at www.carolinamountain.org

Teaching/ Education YMCA OF WESTERN NC • Afterschool Program Opportunities $7.25 $13/hour Please visit our web site for details: www.ymcawnc.org

Employment Services

2009 • DON’T JUST SURVIVE • Thrive! Snelling delivers results with staffing expertise that connects people and businesses with the power to thrive! www.snelling.com/ asheville/application HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! Fast, affordable & accredited.

Free brochure. Call now! 1800-532-6546 Ext. 97 www.continentalacademy.co m (AAN CAN) UNDERCOVER SHOPPERS Get paid to shop. Retail and dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality and customer service.

Earn up to $100/day. Please call 1-800-720-0576.

Business Opportunities $6000/MONTH • PART-TIME Alkaline Ionized Water.

National Environmental Company seeking 5-10 people. Work from home.

Local training. Ted and Chris Belz: (828) 989-6057. • See our website, please register at capture page, look at videos, testimonials, and income potential.

YourIonizedWater.com/ Realtors 2001 CHEVROLET EXPRESS G3500 The tool set on this truck is setup for Gutters 5” and 6”, Roofing, Home Improvement and Remodeling $12,500 for truck only $18,500 (includes truck, gutter machine and complete tool inventory), Contact Jessica Greene 828-7778077 BEST HOME-BASED BUSINESS EVER! It’s fun; it’s simple; it’s lucrative. To hear 3-minute message, call 1866-257-3105, code 1.

BIZ OP • Want to purchase minerals and other oil/gas interest. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201 ECOTRIPS FOR SALE For innovative, green transportation system featuring electric vehicles for local shuttle service. Unique and established business model needs an imaginative entrepreneur who wants to expand this groundbreaking idea and can focus time and energy to its unlimited potential. Serious inquiries only. For more info go to www.ecotripsasheville.com or email to info@ ecotripsasheville.com

Announcements ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Rick at 202-289-8484. (AAN CAN) ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Mountain Xpress Classifieds at (828) 251-1333. (AAN CAN) ATTENTION CHRISTIAN FEMALES Have fun. Move in with a 76 year old Christian Italian-American male. I’m a little handicapped, so you’ll need to take care of the house while I run my mattress store. You can live here rent free, by helping me manage my home. Must be slim and not over 50 years old. This is serious, no games. Call Danny: (864) 844-7286.

FREE CUT!* (With color purchase*) See Stylist Kristen at Studio Chavarria, downtown Asheville. 2369191. *Bring in this ad; limited time offer.

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ZEN GARDEN • Creative healing massage therapy combining many modalities. $25/half hour.

Membership discount.

Suzannah, 828-333-0555.

LMBT 5773.

SHE WHO SCOOTS Can run errands for you. To the grocery store, pharmacy, post office, etc. In and around downtown Asheville. $10 minimum for errands taking up to 30 minutes. Call or email Amanda: 828- 3010091. amandaj.levesque@ gmail.com WOMEN, Earn $18k-$30k for 6 egg donations with the largest, most experienced Agency in US. Call: 800-4447119 or to apply online visit: www.theworldeggbank.com (AAN CAN)

Auditions MOVIE EXTRAS NEEDED! All looks and ages wanted. No experience necessary. Feature films, television, commercials, and prints. $150 - $300/day.

Call Now! 1-800-340-8404 x 2001 (AAN CAN)

Classes & Workshops LEARN VIETNAMESE/ASIAN COOKING • Tired of the same old food? Learn to prepare healthy and nutritious food. seasiancookingeasy.com NEED A PLACE TO MAKE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? MEET FUN PEOPLE? Earthspeak Arts Studio, 375 Depot St. Fridays thru Sundays wechurlik@verizon.net 828-678-9038.

Mind, Body, Spirit

Bodywork **ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MASSAGE-GIFT CERTIFICATES!** $35/hour.

Perfect pressure! Caring, intuitive, professional therapist. Tranquil sanctuary just 3 blocks from Greenlife & downtown! Open Mon thru Sat., 9am to 7 p.m. by appt. only. Brett Rodgers LMBT #7557. www.vitalitymassage.net (828) 255-4785.

#1 AFFORDABLE COMMUNITY CONSCIOUS MASSAGE CENTER Best rates in town! $29/hour. • 20 Wonderful Therapists to choose from. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology • Classes. Call now for your appointment: • 10 Biltmore Plaza, 505-7088.

Asheville. thecosmicgroove.com BEST MASSAGE IN ASHEVILLE Deep tissue, sports massage, Swedish, esalen. Available in/out. Jim Haggerty, LMBT# 7659. Call (828) 545-9700. www.jhmassage.com MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic Massage. Manual Lymph Drainage. Lymphedema Treatment. $45/hour or sliding scale for financial hardship.

17+ years experience. 828254-4110. NC License #146. www.uhealth.net SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town—- or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor hot tub; experience the invigorating cold plunge; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists.

299-0999. www.shojiretreats.com STAY RELAXED. Massage therapy at your home/office.

1/2 or 1-hour appointments.

Call Sarah Whiteside, LMBT#4741, (828) 279-1050. sarahsgolf@charter.net THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE AND HOLISTIC HEALING • First session 75minutes $55.00. December Only.

Located in a beautiful, clean, healing arts center in downtown Asheville.

Earth Conscious practice.

100% organic oils/lotions.

Ayurvedic Massage, Deep Tissue, Thai Stretching, Shiatsu, Reflexology, Swedish, Hot towels, Spa treatments. Gift certificates! Schedule yourself for a relaxing massage today! (828) 3332717. Lauren Barta. NCLMBT # 7219.

THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY Patricia O’Sullivan LMT #7113. 828-275-5497.

Spiritual A SPIRITUAL MENTOR Nina Anin. Wherever you are, by phone: (828) 253-7472 or email: asknina@excite.com

Natural Alternatives HOLISTIC IRIDOLOGY® Fascinating detailed Iris Analysis, Bio-Chemistry Analysis, Cardiovascular Screening, and Meridian Kinesiology for ‘Total Health Assessment’ with effective Natural and Holistic Therapies, Bio-Detoxification programs, Advanced Energy Healing. Call Jane Smolnik, ND, Iridologist at (828) 777JANE (5263) for appointment or visit www.UltimateHealing.com

Musicians’ Xchange

Musical Services AMR STUDIO Audio mastering, mixing and recording. • Musical, literary and instructional services. • Tunable performance room, on-site video available.

Visa/MC. (828) 335-9316. www.amrmediastudio.com ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices.

(828) 684-8284 • www.whitewaterrecording. com GUITAR INSTRUCTION • Beginner to advanced guitar and bass lessons are available for $25/hour. Call Ian Harrod (828) 775-5363.

PIANO-GUITAR-DRUMSBASS-MANDOLIN-BANJOSINGING Learn what you/your child wants to learn.

Knowledgeable, flexible, enthusiastic instructor. 828242-5032.

SPECIALIZED SINGING LESSONS AND VOICE COACHING • In a real recording studio with separate vocal and control rooms.

Offering audition, gig, showcase and tour prep.

Learn endurance techniques and increase range. Gain studio experience and broaden vocal skills. All levels.

Experienced teacher. $35/hour. Terry (828) 674-6417.

Equipment For Sale

Lost Pets

1919 Gibson L1: Round hole arch top w/original case. $1200. Plays and sounds great. Great condition.

350-7929.

Gibson Les Paul Standard 2006 Gold Top, 50’s neck, near mint. Burstbucker pro pickups, OHSC near flawless, $1100. 273-1256. Terrence.

Ibanez Artcore AM Series Hollow Body Electric Great condition. Comes with case.

Asking $250. Affinity Series.

Great condition comes with gig bag. Asking $100- need $ for school 828-335-9237 Marshall Guitar Rig Marshall 200w power amp.FXR Elite ART Reverb.Marshall 9000 pre-amp with new working foot pedal.Marshall 4x12 speaker cabinet. Only $1000 (828-6671569)drakesoundnlight@ bellsouth.net Tama 5 piece drum set with Zildjian cymbals excellent condition, stool, sticks & extras $500 obo 828-779-9940 Yorkville pm 22 power PA Mixer 4 Amps - two 800w main, two 300w monitors. In road case. $1750. (was $2399 new), 828 667-1569.

A LOST OR FOUND PET? Free service. If you have lost or found a pet in WNC, post your listing here: www.lostpetswnc.org LOST YOUR PET? FOUND A PET? Call Asheville Humane Society, (828) 253-6807, to fill out a missing or found pet report. Visit 72 Lee’s Creek Road, Asheville. www.ashevillehumane.org

MICKEY MOUSE • Grey/white male, 5 yr old, neutered.

Green collar with tag.

Microchipped. Has extra toes.

Lost North Asheville/Spooks Branch. Well loved. Please help us bring Mickey home.

Reward. 828-337-7661.

Pets for Adoption

Female Singer Looking for Band. A teenaged female singer seeking band members for an alternative rock style group. Contact for more information. freakish_m@yahoo.com Male Bassist, 11 years experience, live experience, reliable, open-minded.

Looking for gigs. Styles concentrate on rock/blues/county/bluegrass. call at 336-432-7770-Chris Organ Teacher Wanted I’m an established musician looking to learn to play a Hammond. I need a teacher.

828-883-3086.

Seeking Permanent Players Current 1 man band seeking permanent rock/grunge style players for live shows. Ages 16-20 preferred. contact modernweighvesmanagement @gmail.com

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HELP HONEY HAVE HOME! Honey is a Terrier mix puppy who is searching for a loving home. For more info, contact Brother Wolf Animal Rescue at 808-9435 or visit www.bwar.org

HELP SCARLETT FIND HER HOME! Scarlett is a Shepherd mix puppy who is searching for a loving home. If you are interested in adopting , please call 808-9435 or for more information, visit www.bwar.org

Musicians’ Bulletin Bass Player wanting to play in a Motown-type band. Very capable. Even if just to sub.

828-246-8483 gary_wiley_bass@yahoo.com

FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! Cats, dogs, & other small animals available for adoption at Asheville Humane Society • 72 Lee’s Creek Road • Asheville, NC • (828) 253-6807 www.ashevillehumane.org

ABBY IS WAITING! Abby is a Schipperke mix who is searching for a loving home.

For more info, contact Brother Wolf Animal Rescue at 8089435 or visit www.bwar.org Beautiful Black Lab Under 2 y/o, handsome, athletic, super smart and loyal. Loves other dogs and playing fetch. Needs loving home. (828) 398-4699.

Yellow Lab Puppies 10 week old yellow lab puppies need a good home. Call 386 864 1579 for more info.

Kittens for Adoption Gorgeous short & long haired kittens. Spayed/neutered and shots included. Contact Friends2Ferals at TNRCatCatcher@yahoo.com or 803-553-7919. Located in Asheville.

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MATTRESSES Pillow-top: queen $250, king $350 • Extra firm: queen $175, king $275 • Full: $150 • Twin: $99. New, in plastic. 828277-2500.

Firewood Firewood We have all hardwood firewood, no filler.

Split 14-18 inches. Prompt delivery. Prices begin at $75.

Call 828-668-3158 to schedule.

Seasoned Hardwood Heaping load, split and delivered $75, larger load available at reduced rate.

Hendersonville/Arden area 828-216-0726 or 828-5824487.

General Merchandise Cemetery Plots 4 burial plots at the First Presbyterian Church of Swannanoa.

Peaceful. Ruth 828-2980620.

Festival Canopy: LiteDome with sides and awning.

10’x10’. White. $500. Call 350-7929.

Get Dish -FREE Installation–$19.99/mo HBO & Showtime FREE-Over 50 HD Channels FREE Lowest Prices–No Equipment to Buy! Call Now for full Details- 1877-238-8413 (AAN CAN)

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Vehicles For Sale

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1991 Toyota Corolla LE 232K. Incredibly reliable. 37 mpg on the highway. Power locks and windows, cassette/radio, and good heat/AC. Kelly Blue Book value listed as $1,040 for fair condition. Asking $950. (828) 252-6319 or rangerellie@gmail.com 1996 Mazda Miata Black w/ tan top, automatic, 113,000 miles, new tires, brakes, timing belt, etc. Runs beautifully. Asking $4,800.

Call Allie 828-277-1976.

2003 Buick Rendezvous CXL V6 AWD Leather Sunroof 96K Miles Blue $8,200 OBO Call (828)505-0476 Asheville 2003 Silver Saturn Ion Sedan 81,000K. Power windows/locks, AC, Automatic, 6 disc changer, cruise control. $4700, obo.

828-279-2475.

2005 Saturn Vue 44K mls, manual, all powered, remote.

Asking $6200. 828-231-9887 .

2006 Honda Element Ex 50,000mi, Auto, power windows and doors,CD and Xm, excellent condition. $15,000 Please call 828-2438975

2006 Saturn Ion2 4 door, 70K, automatic, all powered.

Asking $4900. 828-2319887.

2007 Honda Odyssey.

Loaded. Leather seats. DVD. GPS. CD. Excellent condition.

44,500 miles. $23,950. 828273-9545.

Trucks/Vans/SUVs 1993 Ford 150 Econline Clean Straight, Solid, V8 Auto.

175K,Runs well recent inspection, great car camper.

828-342-0036. $2000.

1999 Forest Green Toyota RAV4 162k maintained miles, 25-30 mpg. Automatic w/cruise, power window/mirror/locks. 4wd/4door, radio/cassette/cd stereo.

Good condition/appearance. $6240 obo. 337-9705.

2001 Tundra lg. cab 80k m. runs great,surface blemishes only, rhino bed liner asking $5k. 828-216-7004 5 Speed Transmission with 2 speed transfer case-bolts to toyota 22 RE motor,excellent 400.00 firm 828-667-1407

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For Sale

Antiques & Collectibles 1936 F30 Farmall jlowman8221@bellsouth.net for pictures. 704-538-8221 great to restore.

Ancient Roman Sculptures • Variety of ancient Roman reproduction statues/urn for sale; also large Pompeii print.

Am relocating. Need to sell.

Bob (828)989-1133

Motorcycles/ Scooters

Ancient Roman sculptures/print Variety of ancient Roman reproduction statues/wall friezes, large framed Pompeii print, urn. Am relocating, need to sell. (828) 989-1133 Bob

125cc Buddy Scooter: 2009.

11,000 miles. Very reliable.

Single owner. Windshield, rear rack. Well maintained. $1650.

60 mph, 85 mpg. Call 337-9705.

Rare 1897 Smith Premier No. 2 Typewriter w/wooden carpenter’s stand ideal for display. Excellent condition $95 for both. Bob (828) 9891133.

by Brent Brown Electronics Alteck long throw pa 4 sugar scoop 18s.2 double 15 big box coliseum mid’s.4 long throw horns and 6x10 band trailer. $7000 Pentax Digital SLR + 2 lenses Camera plus 18-55mm lens & 70-300mm lens JerryIra@Charter.net

Sporting Goods Nitro Team Series Board (Wide, 159 cm), Nitro boots (size 12), K2 bindings. Only used 1 season. $350. 225588-0970.

Tools & Machinery DEWALT 12 inch LATHE Tube bed. Model ULA. Needs live center for tailstock,stand and motor. $75 OBO. 232-0905.

ELECTRIC MOTORS 1/2 HP Craftsman on motor mount $10. 1/3 HP Delco - $5. 2320905

Furniture 4 Piece Living Room Set 2 couches, side table, and coffee table, trundle bed with desk and dresser, all hard wood matching sets. $200.

828-301-5630.

Classic style pub table w/2 high chairs, dark oak/black, very new, am relocating. $300. Let’s talk (828) 9891133 Bob

Lasco Tub/Shower Surround 1-pc. Fiberglass tub/shower enclosure-surround. 5’long, 33 1/4”deep, 72 5/8”high.

Detailed installation directions. $75. Call 828-6833936 or 828-273-5271.

Pieta Statue of Christ in arms of his Mother. Italian ceramic-look! Antique cremecolor. 14”high, 6”wide on 12”base. 7 pounds. Nice Christmas gift. $25. 828-6833936.

Wanted Solid Wood Coffee Tables.

Ideally simple lines, however I have an open mind. Email me. stevedigi2000@yahoo.com

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