Issue 03
Which Horror Movie Trope Are You? Morgan Sammut Content Notes: themes of violence and suicide
Take this quiz to find out which character you’re most like! (If this is your personal copy of the Review, feel free to fill it out in pencil! If this is a public copy or someone else’s, please fill it out in pen. Make your mark. Let them know who you are.) On any old Friday night, you are most likely: (a) At home with a book. (b) Doing improv with your friends. (c) Sleeping with your new beau of the week. (d) On your way to a party after working out. (e) At a friend’s house, watching a movie. You and all of your friends decide to go to a cabin in the woods! Why did you decide to go? (a) Your friends all said it would be a nice, quiet weekend together. (b) You don’t have any other plans, and this sounds more fun than staying home. (c) You were the one who suggested it. (d) You love doing water sports and making fires and all that stuff. (e) Your friends were going, so why wouldn’t you go with them? You’ve all come back to the house after a fun day out outside. After everyone has gotten ready for bed, you’re all sitting to-
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