By Timothy Arnold www.timothyarnolddesign.co.uk
S*** HAIR Andy Carroll Taribo West Mark Lawrenson Neymar Jr Mario Balotelli David Beckham Rene Higuita Zlatan Ibrahimovic Bobby Charlton Bruce Grobbelaar Kevin Keegan Robbie Savage Marouane Chamakh Ray Parlour Lionel Messi John Terry
Joey Barton Ibrahim Ndong Ivan Perisic Jamie Vardy Chris Waddle Hector Bellerin Antoine Griezmann Stephan El Shaarawy Gervinho Wayne Rooney Ronaldo Juan Cuadrado Peter Shilton Francis Jeffers Antonio Conte Rodrigo Palacio
Joe Cole David Beckham Bacary Sagna Freddie Ljungberg Jamie Lawrence Harry Kewell Emmanuel Petit Ruud Gullit Phil Thompson Kenny Dalglish Barry Venison Ian Rush Dirk Kuyt Stuart Pearce Paul Gascoigne Paul Scholes
Oliver Kahn Robert Green Jamie Carragher Marek Hamšík Paul Scharner Raul Meireles Trifon Ivanov Radja Nainggolan Christian Ziege David Seaman Iain Dowie Peter Beardsley Paul Scharner (again)