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Middle Age
Holy Crap
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Mirrors Don’t Lie
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Asked For I.D.
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You Owe Me a Horse
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There is no Number After 29
Dog Years - M
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Arsenic
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Gin & Tonic!
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He’d Always Had a Way With The Chicks!
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Shame - M
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Boring Old You
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Big Ass Birthday!
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BD - 46
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I Almost Pooped in My Lederhosen!
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Bitches Be Drinkin’
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Juice Cleanse
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Archeologists Just Discovered Your High School Photo!
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Getting Lucky - M!
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Get Out - F!
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Get Out - M
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Has Anyone Seen My Youth?
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As Long As I Get Cake
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Enough About You
What Are Your Other 2 Wishes?
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You’re Still Alive?!
Name Your Poison
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You’re Not Old, You’re Retro
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BD - 77
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You Don’t Look A Day Happy Birthday Darlin’ Over Fabulous - M!
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Looking Good, Feeling Good
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Bad AT Math
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Big Splash
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Happiness Is Like Peeing Your Pants
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Whooping It Up!
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You’re How Old?
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Surprise Party - M
Five Stages of a Birthday!
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Mammogram
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Smarter / Older
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Prostate Exam
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Activity Glasses
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Lying About My Age
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You Sexy S.O.B.
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A Lot of Sex
For Fucks Sake
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Do What You Love
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Insert Name
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Time Out
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Wish Me Luck
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Pretty Annoying
Perfection
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You Only Live Once
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Young and Beautiful
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Life Is Short
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Sarcasm
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PUNCH IN THE GROIN
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BOX OF CHOCOLATES
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LEMONADE
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SHITTY THINGS HAPPEN
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CALL PEOPLE BACK
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I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING
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HOMESCHOOL
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BAD DECISION
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JUDGEMENTAL
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My Goal in Life
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Fuck You - Male
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Whiskey Cookies
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Fuck You - female
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Foodtruck
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Crazytown
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The Same Outfit
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Don’t Try This At Home
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Born To Be Wild
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Plot a Murder
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Bad Idea
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Ten Days Without Working
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Wine Wednesdays
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Bet Your Ass
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Go For a Drive
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Stupid Shit
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Dirty Old Man
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Let’s Be Positive
Not An Actress
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My Second Rodeo
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You Rock!
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Dinner is Poured!
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Arrive Ugly
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Admit Faults
Dance Moves
Drunk & Disorderly
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The Road Less Traveled
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There Are No Words For Your Kind of Cool
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Because Blending in is For Pussies
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Love The Wine You’re with
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Casual Fridays
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My Favorite Mixed Drink
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New Prescription
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Speaking in Cursive - f
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WTF List
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Speaking in Cursive - M
Soup of the Day: Bourbon with Ice Croutons
Sleep With My Husband
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You Are Fucking Awesome!
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Give a Shit
You are SO my kind of Person
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Bitch? Moi?
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Near The Liquor Store
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Mood Swings
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You’ve Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
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Only One Hand to Hold It
Women Getting Shit Done Since Forever
Some People Make Everything Look So Effortless
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Before Wine I judge Everyone
I can’t remember Which One of us is the Bad Influence
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Congrats You Nailed It!
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Bravo Darling!
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Spider in Your Bra
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No Winners
Trophy Wife
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Fabulous Face
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Sweet talk
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Are you seeing anyone?
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Hard to get
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I like you much more
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Love At First Sight
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Shitty Day
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Float My Boat
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Happily Ever After
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Not Wearing Any Pants
LV – 02
Wedding Cats
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Rest of Your Life
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I Love Us
Love Birds
Fighting With Strangers
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Not Even Remotely Tired of You Yet
Married Gents
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Retro Congrats
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Flamingos
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You Give Me Wood
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No One Can Stop Our Love - F
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No One Can Stop Our Love - M
You Had Me At “Beaver”
Here’s To a Great Team!
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90% of Being Married
Floral Wedding
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I Hear Wedding Bells
Bon Appétit!
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Over The Moon
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Take Off Your Pants
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I Won’t Do THAT
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Never Have Sex Standing Up
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I Love You Mommy!
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I Love You Daddy!
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Hit By An Airplane
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Eat, Sleep, Poop, Cry
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And this little piggy went to the liquor store
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A Mother’s Greatest Sacrifice is 9 Months without Wine
Snack Bitch
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New Home
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TH – 13
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Big ass thank you
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TH – 04
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I Love You Mommy!
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I Love You Daddy!
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Always Be Fabulous
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To My Wonderful Moms
Dishwasher
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Cheers!
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Father of the Year
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Dads! Proudly refusing to Ask for Directions since Forever!
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Getting Shit Done
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Arrive Ugly
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Dinner Is Poured!
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I Was Going To Write Something Down
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Oh Shit! I Forgot Again
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Basic Food Groups
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No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad
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Women Getting Shit Done
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Always Start Writing With A Clean Piece Of Paper
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Dinner is poured!
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You look great for your age Almost life like
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It is better to arrive late Than to arrive ugly
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He’d always had a way with the chicks
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There are no words for your kind of cool
Love the wine you’re with
MG - 04
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I chose the road less traveled
We go together like drunk & disorderly
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Cheers! You magnificent bastard
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Wine! Because no great story ever started with a salad
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Well La De Fucking Da
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In dog years you’re dead - F
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In dog years you’re dead - M
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Women, Getting shit done since forever
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Bitch? Moi?
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Fuck You - M
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You’re not old You’re retro
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Fuck You - F
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You Rock!
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Fucking Elegant
MG - 27
Looking Good Feeling Good
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Plot A Murder
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MG - 28 F.U.C.K.
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It’s Not An Act
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Born To Be Wild
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Bitches Be Drinkin’
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New Pocket Mirrors $3.50 ea / Qtys of 4
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Perfection!
I’m Fucking Awesome!
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Most of the time she was a lady
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I got called pretty today
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Flawless
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Fabulous!!
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Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything
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Arrive Ugly
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Damn, I’m good
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Too glam to give a damn
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Looking good. Feeling good
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Our pocket mirrors are perfect for touch ups on the go! made in the US 3” diameter !
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Our Fabulous coaster sets! Loads of Designs for Your Friends and Family to Fight Over. Plus, Some Sexy Packaging… •! Each set comes with 4 designs •! Water-resistant soft touch matte
finish •! Cork backed (your coffee table will thank you) •! Wipe clean with a damp cloth
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our coasters are now also available as singles! stock your shop with singles so your customers can build their own set! And We have the perfect display – #4909 Coaster display - $20 holds 12 designs in 6’s Order 12 designs Plus the Display and We’ll add an offset of 4 free coasters. (Offset selected by us based on your order) See all of the designs on the next page. •Drinks still not included
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Single Serving Coasters
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Dinner is Poured
CST01-B Salad
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Drunk & Disorderly
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Bitches Be Drinkin’
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Love The Wine
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Need Another Drink
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It’s Always 5pm Somewhere
Fucking Glass of Wine
Make Mine A Double
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Don’t Spill It
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Cheaper Than Therapy
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Bottoms Up!
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Another Drink?
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Fuck My Liver
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I’ll Have What she’s Having
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Shot Glasses are for Pussies
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Well La De Fucking Da!
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Here’s Your Fucking Present!!
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OMG! It’s Your Birthday?!
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You Are SO My Kind of Person!
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BG - 11 I Couldn’t Be Bothered - F!
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Looking Good Feeling Good!
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Bottoms Up!
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No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad
Juice Cleanse
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We go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly
Love The Wine You’re With
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Cheers! You magnificent Bastard
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Cursive - F
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Cursive - M
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My Favorite Mixed Drink
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She Could See It Was Time For More Wine
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Ümlaut Brooklyn • All cards are A2 size (4.25 x 5.5) and un-greeted inside - Designed and printed in NY on 100% PCW paper and packed in eco-friendly sleeves. Our colorful matching envelopes are also made with recycled paper. • Bottle bags are Super sturdy; big enough for a bottle of champagne with wide twill handles to make carrying easy. Made with 40% grass pulp, durable and reusable. Bag dimensions: 15"H x 4.5"W x 4.5"D. • Gift bags are made to hold a ton of fun. Made of 100% bamboo fiber – a totally renewable resource. Bags are 8” x 4” x 10” with wide twill handles to make carrying easy. Our bags are durable, reusable and best of all re-giftable! • Magnets are made in the US - super strong to hold an endless amount of paper/cartoons/photos and miscellaneous crap onto your fridge and are guaranteed to make you smile! Magnets measure 2" x 3" and have a high gloss finish. • Journals are 5” x 7” spiral bound with 80 lined pages - Designed and printed in the US on 100% recycled paper. Sold in units of 4 @ $26.00. • Notepads are 3.5” x 8.5” with 50 lined sheets and a strong magnet on the back. Printed on 100% PCW paper. Make a list; you know you keep forgetting things… • Desk Pads are 5” x 7”
M in im u m o r d e r i s $ 1 3 5 . C a n a d ia n o r d e r s : $ 4 0 0 + S h ip f r e e . U n d e r $ 4 0 0 r e c e i v e a 2 0 % d i s c o u n t
• All domestic orders ship VIA USPS. International orders ship via DHL. • Refunds & exchanges: Exchanges will be happily made with proof of an item’s damage – a photo will do nicely. All sales are final. • Exclusivity: we are aware of our retailer’s shopping territory and try to honor it as best we can.
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Use our Website: wholesale.umlautbrooklyn.com Call in your order to: 929-210-9520 Email us your order at: umlautbrooklyn@gmail.com Shop Faire using our direct link for Net 60 terms: umlautbrooklyn.faire.com Shop Abound using our direct link for Net 60 terms: helloabound.com/invite/umlautbrooklyn! About Us
Ümlaut Brooklyn is based in Brooklyn, NY. What motivates us every day is creating connections between people, bringing laughter and celebrating style. Our greeting cards have a distinctively outrageous sense of humor that serves as an unexpected counterpoint to gorgeous visuals. Retro and vintage inspired. Bright, Bold & Hip, we combine beautiful and unusual imagery with clever thoughtful writing to express every gamut of emotion. We bring that same style and wit to all of our other Products. We Are dedicated to using sustainable materials wherever possible. All paper is 100% PCW and all of our products are produced domestically. Ümlaut Brooklyn is sold throughout the United States and Canada and distributed in Australia and New Zealand.