The Parthenon - April 1, 2016

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FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2016 | VOL. 119 NO. 90 | MARSHALL UNIVERSITY’S STUDENT NEWSPAPER | marshallparthenon.com | SINGLE COPY FREE

WEEKEND EDITION

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SPORTS, 3

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> FALSE GRADE REPORTS

> TRACK PREVIEW

> STRAWBERRY BREAKFAST

> BLACK AND GOLD PAGEANT

> REVERSE RAFFLE

> PROFESSOR TATE

> FACULTY SENATE > DONALD TRUMP > MINIMUM WAGE

> BASEBALL > ELICIA D’ORAZIO


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