The Innovator Behind the Excuse

The year is coming to an end, so lets take a look at our students most creative excuses they’ve used to get out of a homework assignment by Gracie Prat

“I ROLLED MY TRUCK SIX TIMES.” HE ADDED THAT HE USED THIS EXCUSE THREE TIMES AND IT WORKED ALL THREE OF THEM.

- SOPHOMORE GREG HODGES

“YOU TOLD US TO DO THE QUESTIONS WERE WE SUPPOSED TO BRING THEM IN TOO?” ACCORDING TO NICK HE USED THIS EXCUSE ONE TIME AND IT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL.

- FRESHMAN NICK HRUBES

“MY DOG ATE MY CHROME BOOK.”

“I USED IT MAYBE TWICE AND IT WORKED FOR ME BOTH TIMES” HE SAID LAUGHING.

-FRESHMAN

JEFFREY HUGHES

“SORRY I WAS BUSY I HAD FAMILY PROBLEMS.”

HE ONLY USED THIS EXCUSE ONE TIME AND IT WORKED HE EXCLAIMED.

- SOPHOMORE

ZION DEAN

“MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN WITH MY HOMEWORK INSIDE, THIS WORKED ALL FOUR TIMES I USED IT.” HE EXPLAINED.

- FRESHMAN JOSH KEEFER

“MY CAT FELL IN MY BLENDER.“ HE ONLY USED THIS EXCUSE TWICE AND HE SAID IT HAD ONLY WORKED ONCE.

- FRESHMAN BLAKE DONOVAN

“I WAS TOO STRESSED BECAUSE MY PARENTS WERE GETTING A DIVORCE”

“I COULD ONLY USE THIS LIKE TWICE BUT IT WORKED.” HE SHARED.

- SOPHOMORE MATTHEW WESS

“MY HOMEWORK GOT STOLEN BY SOMEONE WHEN I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.”

HE SAID THAT HE HAD ONLY USED THIS EXCUSE ONCE AND HE WAS LUCKY IT WORKED.

- FRESHMAN

LANDON RUPPERT

“MY DOG JUMPED OFF THE ROOF SO I HAD TO GO TO ITS FUNERAL.”

HE TOLD ME THAT HE TRIED TO USE THIS EXCUSE MULTIPLE TIMES BUT HE WAS ONLY SUCCESSFUL ONCE.

- FRESHMAN EMMANUEL MAYORGA

“MY PENCIL STOPPED WORKING BEFORE I COULD DO IT. I PROBABLY USED IT AT LEAST THIRTEEN TIMES, AND OF COURSE IT WORKED EVERYTHING I DO WORKS.”

- FRESHMAN AIDEN LAVOIE

“MY WIFI HAD GONE OUT SO I COULDN’T TURN IT IN.”

HE CONTINUED BY SAYING THAT HE USED THIS FIVE TIMES AND HE GOT AWAY WITH IT EACH AND EVERY TIME.

- JUNIOR

DANIEL SMITH