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December 2, 2020

The gift of a tree

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By Theodore Valley II DC. Pg. 2 Saint Louis Ballet presents ‘Nutcracker Extravaganza’.

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Special Section Senior Living. Pg. 5

School Immanuel Lutheran School – Olivette students give back.

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Volunteers distribute Christmas trees to veterans at a previous Trees for Vets program organized by The Kaufman Fund.

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The Kaufman Fund continues its annual tradition of giving away Christmas trees to veterans and their families amidst the COVID-19 pandemic

By Charlotte Beard Annually The Kaufman Fund, known for its philanthropic work for veterans, gives away Christmas trees and stands to veterans and their families. Though safety measures and restrictions for COVID-19 are now in full bloom, the event is still scheduled to take place Dec. 13 in St. Louis County, as the foundation began predetermining its recipients starting with its giveaway in 2018.

Steve Rosenblum, Vice President for the foundation shared, “The Trees for Vets program is in its seventh year. Since this program was started, well over 2,000 free Christmas trees and stands, etc. have been distributed to veteran families at no cost to the veterans. We are proud that we are

able to brighten the holidays for those who have served our country, and we owe them a debt of gratitude for their service that allows all of us to enjoy the freedoms we have.

Normally there is complimentary food and snacks for the families and others attending, as well as Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus (with) live music. This year will be different as we make sure that the event is held safely and responsibly. All food given out will be in pre-packaged bags (and) masks (will be worn) by all our volunteers participating in the event. On the Run by Wallis Companies, our 2020 Corporate Sponsor, is providing deluxe snack bags for the families.”

The Trees for Vets’ other sponsors include Enterprise Bank and Trust, Bommarito Au-

tomotive Group, and West St. Louis County Chamber of Commerce.

The Kaufman Fund’s previously established process for distributing trees is advantageous to promoting social distancing and reducing crowds. As in past years, the foundation pre-assigns each tree to people who have completed the request form online.

In 2018, one of the Trees for Vets program planners, Irwin Loiterstein stated, “Last year the turn-out was so high that (Enterprise Bank) had to take names to schedule people.”

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‘TREE’ from cover 15. Veterans who are selected for the giveaway are being sent a confirmation letter by email that includes the time the recipient should arrive to pick up their tree at the designated location. According to The Kaufman Fund, they have never had to turn down a veteran’s request.

At one of the yearly events, veteran Edward Smith who received a tree shared, “We just recently lost our house… So, we have been trying to muddle through and enjoy the holidays as much as possible. I wanted to try to do something for my family to make them happy.”

As in previous years, any of the 300 trees that the foundation does not pre-assign for distribution in West County may be given to partners for distribution. The foundation states this year they are working with St. Patrick Center, UMSL, reserve units and others to obtain the name of veterans to receive trees.

“In addition, through generous donations, The Kaufman Fund donates winter coats to veterans helped by St. Patrick Center,” states The Kaufman Fund sources. “Since this program began, we have partnered with several businesses wanting to help fund and increase the Christmas holiday season for our veterans. Over 1,400 trees have been given to deserving families and we intend to continue this program.

Any funds collected that exceed the tree expenses are donated to the local charities we support.”

The Kaufman Fund welcomes your donations all year long for any of its initiatives which can be found by visiting www.thekaufmanfund.org.

Submitted photos Volunteers distribute Christmas trees to veterans at a previous Trees for Vets program organized by The Kaufman Fund.

COMMUNITY VOICES

By Theodore Valley II DC

Vitamins? And what’s zinc got to do with it?

Considering that I am a holistic provider I see things from a different perspective than my medical counterparts. Not to say that they are wrong or that I am right, but rather that there is a contrast and as the saying goes “there is more than one way to skin a cat.”

For decades during the cold and flu season even medical doctors will recommend vitamin C and zinc because there is an innate understanding that it works. Turns out it is well known and studied that vitamin C as an antioxidant helps the body’s immune system work better in addition to being essential as a building block for collagen and imperative for curbing the stress response.

Zinc operates as a cofactor in many biological processes within the human body; one of these is in the inhibition of viral replication inside the cell. That means that if you can get zinc inside the cell it will reduce the virus’s ability to reproduce. So, how do we get zinc into the cell? There are

many ways to help the body do this, one is through pharmacy i.e. Hydroxychloroquine or quinine or holistically through quercetin.

The therapeutically effective dose will be different depending upon the person and it is important to seek out the minimum effective dose especially as it relates to pharmaceuticals.

Another important nutraceutical that doesn’t get enough credit is vitamin D. Everyone knows that vitamin D is good for the bones, some people understand that it is important for creation of hormones and few have studied that it is an important component of adequate immune response.

So, what does all of this mean for today?

I am not making any health claims rather suggesting every possible option should be evaluated and utilized. You can find this information on Google Scholar or through PubMed searches. There are many ways we can attempt to fight this current crisis glob-

ally.

My hope has always been to inspire people to do the homework for themselves. It is time that we become more self-reliant again and it starts with making ourselves aware of all the information that is available. There is the adage that “you don’t know, what you don’t know, until you realize that you don’t know it.” Time to get to work people; knowledge is power!

Theodore Valley II DC is a Doctor of Chiropractic and currently practices at Barron Chiropractic.

The opinions expressed in this column are the columnist’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.

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Hazelwood City Hall makes changes in response to COVID-19

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Saint Louis Ballet presents ‘Nutcracker Extravaganza’ Photo by Kelly Pratt courtesy of Saint Louis Ballet

Effective Nov. 18, Hazelwood City Hall has moved to a minimal staffing model to help slow the spread of COVID-19, comply with St. Louis County’s new COVID-19 restrictions, and ensure employees’ and the public’s safety while continuing to maintain city services. Residents are encouraged to visit www.hazelwoodmo.org to submit service requests, pay tickets, and utilize other city e-services.

Please note the following change the city of Hazelwood has taken to protect public health: • At this time, City Hall will remain open Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m., but will close from noon – 1 p.m. for lunch.

Persons visiting City Hall must wear masks at all times.

• The City’s Managers office, the City Clerk’s office, and the Finance office may be closed intermittently to the public.

• Municipal Courts will be open Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m., but will close from noon – 1 p.m. for lunch. Only one employee will be in the office at a time with the other employees working remotely. If you need to pay a fine, you can do so on the city’s website at www.hazelwoodmo.org/MunicipalCourts or by calling 314-839-2212.

• The Code Enforcement office will be open Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m., but will close from noon – 1 p.m. for lunch.

Only one employee will be in the office at a time with the other employees working remotely. For occupancy inspections, permit applications, and building guides, please visit www.hazelwoodmo. org/CodeEnforcement or call 314-513-5032.

• The police department and the fire department will continue to work regular shifts with office staff working remotely.

• Public Works crews will continue to work their shifts but will stagger their hours to help maintain separation between employees.

• Parks and Recreation will maintain the same hours of operation with the following: - All classes are canceled, effective Nov. 18.

- Only the workout area in the Community Center will be open to patrons. Users must wear a mask at all times.

- The Senior Bus will continue normal operations. Employees and passengers are required to wear face coverings/masks and maintain social distancing protocols while on the bus. Staff will deep clean the bus daily in accordance with CDC guidelines.

- Parks and playgrounds will remain open but park bathrooms will remain closed.

No more than 10 people shall congregate in a park.

Groups with more than 10 people may be asked to leave.

Please utilize the city’s website, www.hazelwoodmo.org, for help. If you need to visit City Hall, face masks are required in the building.

Please continue to follow public health experts’ recommendations to avoid spreading the coronavirus including frequent handwashing, avoiding others who are ill, keeping a safe distance from one another, and staying home if feel sick.

Tens of thousands of St. Louisans have made Saint Louis Ballet’s “The Nutcracker” their holiday tradition. In the interest of safety, Saint Louis Ballet is bringing this holiday production directly to home screens. Beginning Dec. 12, patrons can stream a new, fully-produced “Nutcracker Extravaganza” that includes favorite Saint Louis Ballet dancers and scenes from years gone by, combined with newly-produced “Nutcracker” performances from the 2020-2021 dancers, plus behind-thescenes interviews and “Nutcracker” fun.

Guests can also enjoy a fabulous and festive culinary experience including special entrees, character-themed cookies, cupcake kits and more. Plus, a costumed dancer from Saint Louis ballet can make a special delivery. There is also a holiday boutique.

“The Nutcracker” story has been represented on screen, in print and in children’s theatre productions, but there is nothing like a grand ballet – with hundreds of colorful costumes, enormous sets and glorious dancing to ring in the holidays with style. Under the direction of Gen Horiuchi, “The

Nutcracker” has continued to grow in popularity over the years and attract new audiences to the art form. Horiuchi, a former New York City Ballet principal dancer, performed many principal roles in the NYCB production during his 13 years there under the great George Balanchine.

“The Nutcracker” presented by Saint Louis Ballet will take place Dec. 12 at 7 p.m., Dec. 13 at 2 p.m., Dec. 19 at 7 p.m. (dining package offered), Dec. 20 at 2 p.m. (dining package offered) and Dec. 21-23 – streaming all day and everyday.

Tickets are complimentary, but registration is required. For ticket information, festival meals and the holiday boutique visit www.stlouisballet.org.

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Hazelwood Parks and Recreation wins award for Hazelwood OCR program The Hazelwood Parks & Rec Department has added an award to its case. The city of Hazelwood’s Parks and Recreation Department earned a 2020 Outstanding Local Government Award from East-West Gateway for Leadership in Planning and Design Innovation for the Hazelwood Obstacle Course Race (Hazelwood OCR) program, recognizing the innovativeness of the Hazelwood Parks and Recreation Department.

After seeing the popularity of the America Ninja Warrior competition and similar races, Hazelwood Parks and Recreation Superintendent Doug Littlefield developed the concept of creating the Hazelwood OCR program to transform underutilized and antiquated park equipment in Howdershell Park.

Littlefield worked with Landscape Structures Inc. to design a completely custom line of equipment for the park. Now, the new OCR equipment is one of the parks department’s most popular features.

Since the equipment installation, Hazelwood has hosted six races, generating revenue for the parks and recreation department, bringing participants from five different states, and creating a community of ninja obstacle course race enthusiasts, both within the city and regionally. To develop programming for the course, and to keep the challenges fresh, Littlefield works with top athletes in the area and the KOR Komplex.

In presenting the award to the Hazelwood OCR program, EastWest Gateway recognized the uniqueness and innovativeness of the program. At the time of completion, no other existing municipal facilities in Missouri, or U.S., had anything similar.

“It was a great honor for Hazelwood OCR to earn the Outstanding Local Government Award for Leadership in Planning and Design Innovation by East-West Gateway,” said Littlefield.

“This award represents the collective effort of many who believed we could build upon the excitement of our ninja course and bring obstacle course racing to Hazelwood. A culture of wellness and camaraderie surrounds our races and it’s exciting to be part of.

We are very fortunate to have the support of volunteers, the local OCR community, city staff, and the city council. Hazelwood OCR is a team effort and I’m privileged to have met and be associated with such a great group of people.”

The next Hazelwood OCR race is the Valentine’s Day Massacre on Feb. 13.

Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater St. Louis honors alumni, board members, community partners and staff

Submitted photo Alumni Hall of Honor Inductees are (from left) Sam Adams, Malcolm Crawford, Rashidah Ivory, Dr. Kia Moore and Ahmad Hicks along with Dr. Flint Fowler, President Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater St. Louis (not shown Dr. James Paine).

The Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater St. Louis (BGCSTL) unveiled the 2020 Annual Recognition event honorees and Alumni Hall of Honor inductees. Each year the staff, board members, volunteers and supporters are acknowledged and celebrated for their commitment to the organization and the club kids and teens that they serve.

The BGCSTL Alumni Hall of Honor inductees are Sam Adams, Malcolm Crawford, Ahmad Hicks, Rashidah Ivory, Dr. Kia Moore and Dr. James Paine. The Hall of Honor recognizes outstanding alumni for achievements in their respective fields, commitment to leadership, serving our com-

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munity’s youth, contributions to the St. Louis community and for living out the mission of the Boys & Girls Club.

Additional categories and honorees for the evening were as follows: National Award of Merit • LeAnn Chilton • Cheryl McNeil • Gregory Glore • Peter Strassner • Anita and John McConnell • St. Louis Fire Department • Metropolitan St. Louis Police Department Richard H. Amberg Award • BGCSTL Board Member Peggy Guest Service to Youth Award – Staff • Dennis Morgan – 45 years of service • Nicholas Chandler – 15 years • Indigo Sams – 15 years • Patricia Baucom – 10 years • Sharmane Buford – 10 years • Byron West – 10 years • Chrishawn Buford – 5 years • Karmin Crymes – 5 years • Cornelious Ingram – 5 years • Eva Kain – 5 years • Ruth Lederman – 5 years • Mallene Tatum – 5 years • Audrey Wilson – 5 years Service to Youth Award – Board & Life Trustees • Mark Bulanda – 5 years of service • Sean Joe – 5 years of service • Megan Ridgeway – 5 years of service • Larry Parres – 5 years of ser-

vice • Barry Upchurch – 5 years of service • Dave Touchette – 20 years of service • Robert Fulstone – 30 years of service • Joan Silber – 30 years of service BGCSTL President, Dr. Flint Fowler (reflecting on the annual event which has always been close to his heart) said, “This event gives us the opportunity to celebrate the many ways that our staff, board volunteers, alumni and friends contribute to the welfare of the children we serve and highlight our impact. While we recognize the challenges of COVID-19, we believe it is important to recognize the contributions and achievements of so many club constituents.”

National Service to Youth Award – Board, volunteers and staff who have rendered long and devoted service (five years or more) to the Boys & Girls Club Movement.

National Award of Merit – Individuals and organizations outside Boys & Girls Clubs that have provided outstanding support to local Clubs or the Movement.

Richard H. Amberg Award – Presented to a Board member whose leadership and commitment has a profound impact on the Club’s ability to achieve its mission.

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Senior Living

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Tips for managing high cholesterol High cholesterol is one of the major controllable risk trans fat, which means limiting intake of processed or than it would otherwise. Smoking also compounds othfactors for coronary heart disease, heart attack and fatty meats and full-fat dairy products. Choose low-fat er risk factors for heart disease, such as high blood presstroke, but typically shows no symptoms. Understand- dairy products and lean proteins instead. sure and diabetes. By quitting, smokers can lower their ing the role cholesterol plays, potential risk factors and A heart-healthy diet emphasizes fruits, vegetables, cholesterol levels and help protect their arteries. Nonhow to manage it are important aspects of protecting nuts, legumes, whole grains, lean vegetable or animal smokers should avoid exposure to secondhand smoke your heart health. proteins and fish while limiting things like trans fats, so- as much as possible.

LDL cholesterol (low-density lipoprotein) is consid- dium, processed meats, refined carbohydrates and sug5. Lose weight. Being overweight or obese tends to ered “bad” cholesterol because it contributes to fat build- ary foods and beverages. Eating this way may also help raise LDL cholesterol and lower HDL cholesterol. A up in the arteries while HDL cholesterol (high-density increase your fiber intake, which can help lower choles- weight loss of as little as 10% can help improve your lipoprotein) is considered “good” cholesterol as it can terol levels by as much as 10%. cholesterol numbers. carry LDL cholesterol away from the arteries to be bro3. Be physically active. A sedentary lifestyle lowers Find more resources and tools to help manage your ken down and passed from the body.

HDL cholesterol. Just 150 minutes of moderate-intensi- heart health and cholesterol at heart.org.

The LDL cholesterol level is important to monitor and ty aerobic exercise a week is enough to help is optimal when it is less than 100 for otherwise healthy lower both LDL cholesterol and high blood people, according to the American Heart Association, pressure. Consider mixing up the options which recommends adults age 20 or older should have to keep your exercise routine engaging and their cholesterol and other risk factors checked every prevent boredom. Try activities like brisk 4-6 years by their primary care physician with a simple walking, swimming, bicycling or dancing. blood test. Cholesterol management is not one size fits 4. Quit smoking and avoid secondhand all, so those who have already experienced a heart at- smoke. Smoking lowers HDL cholesterol. tack or stroke, or have family history of high cholesterol, What’s more, when a person with unhealthy may need to have their cholesterol levels and risk fac- cholesterol levels also smokes, his or her risk tors checked more often and may need to make lifestyle of coronary heart disease increases more www.SeniorsHelpingSeniors.com/StLouisCentral changes or take prescribed medication to help manage cholesterol levels.

Make informed decisions about managing your cholesterol levels and overall health with these tips from the American Heart Association’s “Check. Change. Control.

Cholesterol” program, nationally supported by Amgen: 1. Assess your risk. Your health care professional can help determine your risk for a cardiovascular event like heart attack or stroke and help manage your cholesterol as one aspect of preventive care.

Your medical and family history and your lifestyle provide important clues about your risk level. Risk is elevated for people who have had a heart attack or stroke; blockages in the arteries of the heart, neck or legs; chronic inflammatory disease; kidney disease; or other medical concerns. Your health care professional will also consider your age, sex, whether you have diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol and if you smoke. Your diet, physical activity levels, alcohol intake and any drugs or supplements you’ve been taking factor into your risk level, as well.

2. Eat a heart-healthy diet.

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Business

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Home Builders Association donates $15,000 to St. Vincent Home for Children On behalf of the Home Builders Charitable Foundation (HBCF), 2020-21 HBA President Bill Wannstedt of Consort Homes (left) presented a $15,000 donation to Latosha Fowlkes, executive director of St. Vincent Home for Children, and Steven Martinez, chief development officer for St. Vincent.

The donation will be used to replace flooring in one of four of St. Vincent’s residential living units. St. Vincent Home for Children’s mission is to provide love, security and professional treatment for troubled children and their families through a fully integrated program of services.

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On-site residential and home-based programs are tailored for the various levels of support that the kids need and are created to be seamless, so that children and families have as much support as they need for as long as they need it.

The HBA is a local trade association of more than 600 member firms representing the residential construction industry. The Home Builders Charitable Foundation, the HBA’s charitable arm, is a nonprofit organization dedicated to providing housing assistance to people or organizations with special shelter needs.

Bank of America gives St. Louis Community College $1 million for jobs initiative St. Louis Community College and Bank of America announced a new $1 million jobs initiative partnership to help students of color successfully complete the education and training necessary to enter the workforce and embark on a path to success in St. Louis. This initiative builds on Bank of America’s ongoing work in St. Louis to address the underlying issues facing individuals and communities of color who have been disproportionately

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impacted by the current health crisis.

“Bank of America is committed to supporting innovative ways to advance racial equality and economic opportunity through educational support and training,” said Marilyn Bush, St. Louis Market President at Bank of America. “This grant will help diverse students gain skills and experience that will put them on the path to success.”

The initiative is part of the bank’s recent $1 billion, four-year commitment to advancing racial equality and economic opportunity, and its $25 million commitment to enhance upskilling and reskilling for African-American and Hispanic-Latino individuals. Additionally, the bank provided $600,000 in grants this year to local nonprofits focused on connecting individuals to skills and employment in St. Louis.

Including St. Louis Community College, the $25 million nationwide initiative includes partnerships with nearly two dozen community colleges that serve predominately African-American and Hispanic-Latino students, public historically Black colleges and universities (HBCUs) and public Hispanic-serving institutions (HSIs).

Bank of America is also partnering with and providing funding to the Aspen Institute to convene the participating higher education institutions for technical and programmatic assistance and to share best practices.

Today, less than 40 percent of community college students earn a certificate or degree within six years of enrollment. This year alone, enrollment numbers at St. Louis Community College dropped 12 percent, with African American males accounting for the steepest decline. For students of color, graduation and completion rates are particularly low – 28.8 percent for African-American students and 37.1 percent for Hispanic students. Although HBCUs and HSIs are a mix of public and private institutions, the ongoing challenges brought on by coronavirus, have exacerbated their financial struggle as they seek to serve students from the most vulnerable communities.

“The impact of the coronavirus has great-

ly affected our African-American communities, making initiatives like these more urgent than ever,” said Jeff Pittman, Chancellor at St. Louis Community College.

“This initiative will allow our school to connect with our underserved communities, promote job opportunities in growing industries, and support the long-term economic health of our local communities.”

With support from Bank of America, St. Louis Community College will expand outreach to minority communities in St. Louis and increase internship opportunities in order to meet specific skills gaps creating higher paying, family-sustaining jobs that are in demand. Bank of America will work alongside Boeing, BJC HealthCare, union training programs and other industries in St. Louis to ensure these programs target specific hiring needs and create a clearly defined career pathway to future employment.

“St. Louis Community College is one of the area’s premier providers of quality, innovative workforce training programs that benefit both employers and job seekers.

We are pleased to partner with STLCC and Bank of America in working to expand the pipeline for Black and Hispanic/Latino students to obtain high quality jobs in high-demand occupations,” said Richard Liekweg, BJC HealthCare’s president and chief executive officer.

Focused on advancing economic mobility, Bank of America also recently announced: • Seven Completed Equity Investments in Minority Depository Institutions and Community Development Financial Institution Banks • $2 Billion Equality Progress Sustainability Bond • Universal ESG Reporting; International Business Council of World Economic Forum • Recognition as Top Global Bank on Fortune’s “Change the World” List • $300 Million of Its $1 Billion, Four-Year Commitment to Advance Racial Equality and Economic Opportunity • Support of Boys & Girls Clubs of America With $1 Million Grant to Support Educational Programs • $1 Billion/4-Year Commitment to Support Economic Opportunity Initiatives • $250 Million in Capital and $10 Million in Philanthropic Grants to Community Development Financial Institutions (CDFIs)

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Immanuel Lutheran School – Olivette students give back The well-known tradition for eighth graders amongst the students and staff at Immanuel Lutheran School – Olivette (ILS Olivette) is for the eighth graders to finish off their academic year with an educational trip to Chicago. It is eagerly anticipated by the students throughout middle school.

However, when COVID-19 hit back in March, it hit especially hard for ILS Olivette’s 2020 eighth grade graduates because it meant the class trip to Chicago that they

had been dreaming of would not occur. The class had spent much time over the year raising funds for this trip that could no longer happen so they had to decide how to use their money for something else. This is a mighty task for disappointed eighth graders.

In an unprecedented act of kindness, the eighth graders all voted on giving their well earned $5,996 back to the school community to help the future students and generations. They allocated their funding to the follow-

ing items: • Enrich classroom libraries with multicultural books: $1,000.

• New microphones for musical productions: $1,596.

• Contribute funds towards an additional scoreboard in the gym: $1,000.

• Financial aid for families in need: $2,400.

University of Missouri–St. Louis and Coro Leadership Training Program announce partnership The St. Louis Coro Fellows Program has a nearly 50-year history of developing graduates who make an impact throughout the region, country and world.

A new partnership with the University of Missouri–St. Louis will help reestablish that tradition as the program restarts with a new Fellows class in the fall of 2021 at UMSL. The St. Louis Coro Fellows program also announced the beginning of a $350,000 fundraising campaign to support its on-going efforts.

“We are thrilled to be involved with the relaunch of the St. Louis Coro Fellowship,” UMSL Chancellor Kristin Sobolik said. “The program is consistent with our mission and vision to develop future leaders in the St. Louis region and beyond who will help move us forward and foster inclusive prosperity.”

“UMSL’s prominence in the region and mission as a land-grant institution provides the ideal home for the St. Louis Coro Fellowship, allowing it to grow its impact on the St. Louis region while preserving its independence and neutrality,” said Ellen Alper, CEO, the National Council of Jewish Women - STL, a Fellows graduate (‘83) and the chair of the Coro relaunch committee. “UMSL’s public and internal commitment to diversity and inclusion matches the Coro Fellows Program’s initial commitments when it began in St. Louis 47 years ago.”

The Coro Fellowship in Public Affairs was brought to St. Louis in 1973 with the support of the Danforth Foundation that believed in the program’s unique ability to advance the region.

Since then, the Coro Fellowship has been critical to St. Louis’s ability to attract and develop talent.

Fellows graduates can be found in every sector of the St. Louis economy - from building the BioTech industry to holding elected office to representing leaders in economic development and criminal justice reform, Coro Fellow graduates are difference makers.

The restart of the Coro Fellows program, which experienced a two-year hiatus, in part due to the pandemic, comes at an important time. As the St. Louis region combats the COVID-19 public health crisis, as well as its subsequent economic fallout, the Coro Fellows Program attracts and trains top talent from around the country to drive tangible results to move the region forward. Each year, participants work full-time, committing a collective 12,000 hours completing high-impact

projects in dozens of organizations. In a region with many competing priorities, a Community Advisory Board will inform which issues Fellows will work to address over the course of the program year.

“The Coro Fellows program prepares high caliber young people to lead in ways that strengthen democracy,” said Paul Sorenson, co-director of UMSL’s Community Innovation and Action Center (CIAC), the department where the Coro Fellows Program will be housed. “To have a strong and vibrant region, all voices are heard.

The racial inequities in St. Louis are well documented. Investing in the Coro Fellows program is investing in a future St. Louis that is equitable, resilient, and thriving.”

The Coro Fellows program is launching a fundraising campaign to ensure its sustainability for years to come. Already, Coro Fellows alumni and other donors have contributed over $35,000 to the restart. The team leading the restart is actively seeking the financial support required to relaunch Coro. Donations may be made at the following link: www.corostl.org.

The St. Louis Coro Fellows program is one of five Coro Fellows in Public Affairs programs that operate in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Pittsburgh, and New York City. Specifically, the program will be operated out of UMSL’s Community Innovation and Action Center (CIAC), a nonacademic department that envisions a region that creates whole communities for all. CIAC works towards this mission by building powerful leaders, fostering effective nonprofits and governments, supporting strong community partnerships, and developing shared infrastructure and public policy.

Adriano Udani, a St. Louis Coro Fellows graduate and now an associate professor of political science and director of the public policy administration program at UMSL, sees potential for further collaboration with UMSL’s community-focused faculty members.

“UMSL could really supplement a Coro Fellow’s experience because much of the program is very experiential and embedded in the community,” Udani said. “I think it could enhance their learning to work with academics and professors of practice to help understand and connect their ground level observations to peer-reviewed, evidence-based research to clarify their thinking and forward their interests.”

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The events listed in this section are the latest updates as of press time, please check with individual sites for the most up to date cancellations and reschedule info.

EVENTS RECURRING EVENTS Weekdays: Food pantry volunteers needed

The Harvey Kornblum Jewish Food Pantry is in need of ongoing adult volunteers to sort food, stock shelves and shop with clients. Two-to-four hour shifts are available, Monday-Friday 8:45 a.m.-3:45 p.m. To learn more or to join this fun group, contact Chelsey Banaskavich at 314-513-1674 or cbanaskavich@jfcs-stl.org.

Weekdays: Tax filing program

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Seeking greeters, appointment schedulers, and tax preparers to assist older adults in the St. Louis County Tax Filing Program. Training and mileage reimbursement is provided. For more information and to start the volunteer application process, contact the County Older Resident Programs and ask for Mike Nickel at 314-615-4021.

Mondays: TOPS meeting

Come, join and take off those extra pounds. T.O.P.S.=Take Off Pounds Sensibly has meetings on Monday nights at 7 p.m. (weigh in begins at 6:35 p.m.) 9135 Shelley Avenue, Overland, MO 63114. (Entrance is in

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the back on East Milton). TOPS is a very inexpensive way to lose weight.

You may visit a meeting for free. Any questions please call Dan Agee at 314540-5223.

Mondays: Choral Arts Singers practice

Choral Arts Singers resume practice on Mondays, at 7 p.m. at Transfiguration Episcopal Church, 1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake St. Louis. New singers are welcome. Auditions are not required. See www.concertarts.org.

Mondays: City council meetings

City of Pine Lawn holds regular city council meetings at city hall at 6250 Steve Marre Ave. in Pine Lawn on the second Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. The meetings are open to the public.

Mondays: Workshop meetings

City of Pine Lawn holds regular workshop meetings at city hall at 6250 Steve Marre Ave. in Pine Lawn on the fourth Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. The meetings are open to the public.

Mondays: A cappella singers

All men who like to sing are invited to come sing with us, The Men of Harmony. We practice every Monday night at 7 p.m. at 5500 Parker Road which is the first house on Uthe Lane. We sing four-part harmony a capella (without accompaniment).

We sing some traditional songs, as well as show tunes and more contemporary music. We do perform for the public at various functions. Persons interested can come right on in or for more information call Al at 314-9936134.

Mondays: Korean War Veterans Association meeting If you had military service in Korea between Sept. 3, 1945 and the present you are cordially invited to a meeting of Chapter 4, North County Korean War Veterans Association. Meetings

take place at the VFW Post 4105 at 410 St. Francois in Florissant on the second Monday of the month, starting at 7 p.m. For more information contact Walter Kaiser at 314-9212132. For a limited period the Chapter will pay for one (1) year membership for new members.

Mondays-Thursdays: Volunteers needed

Community Action Agency of St. Louis County is in need of volunteers to stock shelves, sort food shipments and pack bags for Food Pantry Clients Monday through Thursday from 8 a.m. until 3 p.m. Two to four hour shifts are available. If you are interested, please contact Cheryl Piece at 314-446-4440 or cpiece@caastlc.org for additional information.

Tuesdays: A cappella singers

The Gentlemen of Sound are looking for men who like to sing or want to learn. They practice Tuesdays at Lady of the Pillar school at 401 S. Lindbergh from 7 – 9 p.m. They try to do public events monthly. Always looking for new members. Come by or call Charlie at 314-954-1121.

Tuesdays: Chair Zumba

Chair Zumba every Tuesday from 2:15 – 3 p.m. at The Bridge At Florissant at 1101 Garden Plaza Dr. (Parker @ Arlington). For more information call 314-831-0988.

Tuesdays: Celebrate Recovery

Celebrate Recovery Tuesday meetings take place at 6 p.m. with a Saturday Bible Study at 9 a.m. at LifePoint Church at 424 Graham Rd. in Florissant. For more information visit www.lifepointministries.church/celebrate-recovery or call (men) Steve D. at 636-634-6582 or (women) Denise W. at 530-417-6151.

Tuesdays: Choir rehearsals

The St. Louis Chordinals, a women’s a cappella chorus, rehearse every Tuesday evening from 7 - 9:30 p.m. at

Beautiful Savior Lutheran Church at 12397 Natural Bridge Rd. in Bridgeton (next to the Bridgeton Government Center). For more information call Linda at 314-839-3495 or visit stlouischordinals.org.

Tuesdays: Vietnam Veterans Association meeting

Chapter 794 Vietnam Veterans Association meets on the third Tuesday of each month at VFW Post 4105 at 410 St. Francois in Florissant. Meetings start at 7 p.m. For more information contact Walter Kaiser at 314-9212132. Chapter will pay for one (1) year membership for new members.

Tuesdays: TOPS pounds sensibly)

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From 9:15 - 10:30 a.m. located at John F. Kennedy Center/Henry Koch Ctr., Howdershell Rd. at Charbonier Rd., Florissant. For more info contact Paul McConnell, 314-831-5476.

2nd Tuesday Sept.-June: Showme Stitchers:

Show-me Stitchers is the local chapter of the Embroiderers’ Guild of America. We meet on the second Tuesday, Sept.-June at 6:30 p.m. at Trinity Lutheran Church, 14088 Clayton Road, Chesterfield, MO. Learn needlepoint, embroidery, cross stitch, and more.

Every 4th Tuesday of the month: Fort Bellefontaine Memorial American Legion Post 335 meeting

6:30pm, Fort Bellefontaine Memorial American Legion Post 335, at the Bellefontaine Neighbors Community Center at 9669 Bellefontaine Rd. Those interested in membership are invited to attend.

Every Tuesday: Bingo Evening at Florissant Elks Lodge #2316

Doors at 4:30 p.m., games begin at 6pm, Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant. For more information, call 314921-2316.

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Bingo takes place every Wednesday at American Legion Post 338 at 9655 Midland Blvd. in Overland. Doors open at 5 p.m. For more information contact Chairman Ed Hilleman at 314-660-1813.

Wednesdays: Bingo

Life Care Center of Bridgeton, at 12145 Bridgeton Square in Bridgeton, welcome all to Community Bingo every last Wednesday of the month at 2:30 p.m. Light refreshment will be served. Please RVSP at 314-298-7444 with the month you will attend and number of people attending.

Wednesdays: TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly)

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) meets from 6 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. at St. Andrews United Methodist Church at 3975 N. Hwy 67 in Florissant. For more information contact Norma at 314-306-4731.

Every Wednesday: Bingo Morning at Florissant Elks Lodge #2316

Florissant Elks Lodge #2316, 16400 New Halls Ferry Rd. in Florissant.

Doors at 7:30 a.m., games begin at 9:30 a.m. For more information, call 314-921-2316.

(Lap Time); Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.

Ages 3–5. Room 2; Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. Ages 3–5. Room 1.

Florissant Senior Citizens’ Bingo Clubs: 314-839-7604.

Every 1st Wednesday of the Month: Stroke Support Group

3-4 p.m., Center for Senior Renewal, Detrick Building 1st floor, 11133 Dunn Rd. For more information, contact Jamie Stevens at 314-6535331.

Thursdays: Bingo

Community Bingo at the Bridge At Florissant, at 1101 Garden Plaza Drive (intersection of Parker and Arlington) takes place on the third Thursday of each month starts at 2 p.m. There will be snacks and prizes.

For more information call 314-8310988.

Thursdays: Quilting guild

Every third Thursday of the month the Flower Valley Quilting Guild meets at 7 p.m. at Zion Lutheran Church at 123 Carson Road in Ferguson.

Thursdays: checks

Blood

pressure

Bridgeton Trails Library Branch Programs:

Free blood pressure checks monthly at Life Care Center of Florissant at 1201 Garden Plaza Dr. (off Parker Rd.) in Florissant every third Thursday of the month. Call 831-3752 for more information.

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Women’s

chorus

Every Thursday City Voices Chorus, a women’s chorus singing four-part a cappella harmony, meets at Church of the Good Shepherd at 1166 S. Mason Rd. in St. Louis. Members come from the entire bi-state region. Call Marcia at 636-274-0723 for more information or visit www.cityvoiceschorus.org.

Fridays: Fish fry

A fish fry takes place every Friday at American Legion Post 338 at 9655 Midland Blvd. in Overland from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. For more information contact Chairman Ed Hilleman at 314-660-1813.

Every Friday: Our Lady of Fatima #4429 Knights of Columbus Bingo

6:45 p.m., Knights of Columbus Hall, 1216 Teson Rd. in Hazelwood.

For more information call 314-7319330.

Every 3rd Friday of the month: Bingo

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sant, 1201 Garden Plaza Dr. For more information, call 314-831-3752.

information call Angela at 314-8018594.

Saturdays: Yoga

Saturdays: Toastmasters meeting

Yoga returns to Calvary UCC at 2501 Hartland Avenue, on Saturdays from 10:30-11:30. Masks and social distancing are required in the building and participants should bring hand sanitizer with them. For further

Everyone is welcome to attend Toastmasters Saturdays 9 to 10:30 a.m. at Normandy United Methodist Church at 8001 Natural Bridge Road (across from UMSL). For more info call 314402-7025.

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Lindenwood basketball team ranks high in preseason poll The Lindenwood University men’s team plays in the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) and they released their 2020-21 Preseason Poll recently, placing the Lindenwood men’s basketball program in third in the Central Division.

Last season, the Lions finished with a 12-16 record with a 9-6 record at home under first-year head coach Kyle Gerdeman. Senior guard TJ Crockett earned second-team all-GLVC honors, as he led the team with 21.3 points per game. He added 73 assists and 36 steals in his junior campaign, and led the Lions in scoring in 16 of his 28 games played.

Vijay Blackmon was not far behind Crockett on the stat sheet, as he averaged 16.6 points per contest. He accumulated 72 assists with 34 steals, and knocked down 66 three pointers which was second-best on the team.

Cameron Scales was a threat on the perimeter last season by hitting a team-high 73 three pointers. Scales did the dirty work as well, leading the Lions with 54 of-

fensive rebounds and averaged 5.2 total rebounds per game.

Anthony Christian averaged 9.2 points per game, and utilized his strength to a 59.1 field goal percentage.

Christian led the Lions in scoring in three home victories throughout the year, as he scored at least 20 points in each of those games. * Basketball is coming UMSL takes top spot in rankings The University of Missouri-St. Louis is slated to finish atop the division of the GLVC, as the Tritons are currently ranked No. 9 in the NABC Coaches Poll.

The Tritons earned 67 points along with 12 firstplace votes. * A competitive year to come in men’s basketball Indoor Football Bandits have cheerleader tryouts The St. Louis football Bandits will play in the American Arena Football League and plan on taking the indoor field about springtime, want to share some exciting news about cheerleader opportunities.

St. Louis Banshees Cheerleading squad will conduct tryouts starting Jan. 8, 2021 at Excel Performing Arts at 144 O’Fallon Plaza in O’Fallon.

The dates and times are as follows: Jan. 8, 7 – 10 p.m.

Jan. 9, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.

Jan. 10, 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. (Final Audition Showcase is at 5 p.m.).

For more details and sign ups, go to www.StLouisBanditsFootball.com Owner and Head Coach Jeff Hunt has named his coaching staff and is close to announce the indoor location the Bandits will play. * Warm up those pom poms Congratulations to Zumwalt North football player Nate Rapplean was recently named the Gateway Athletic Conference Central Division’s player of the year Rapplean, at 6’0” 230-lbs, plays center for the Fort Zumwalt football team.

North’s coach Joe Bacon said, “You really hate starting sophomores on the offensive line, it’s the hardest position to do that.” * Job well done Ambush soccer gives you a chance to watch the All-Star game

If you are unable to make it to Cable Dahmer Arena to see the 2020 MASL All-Star Game, the Ambush have you covered.

You can see all of the goals and big saves live on Facebook.

Game time is 7 p.m. on Dec. 5.

Go to www.STLAmbush. com to get all the details. * Exciting times coming

www.bjcmedicalgroup.org Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. As a fan or an athlete, Gary is all sports all the time. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural season, among many other activities. I am currently hosting a Health show on 97.1 FM, ‘Prime Time Health’ www.PrimeTimeSTL. com. It broadcasts Saturday nights at 8 and Sunday mornings at 9.

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In medium bowl, whisk egg. Add breadcrumbs, 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce and salt; stir to combine. Add beef and mix until combined. Divide mixture into four portions and shape each into oval patty about 1/2-inch thick.

In large skillet over medium heat, heat canola oil until shimmering. Add patties and sear until dark brown crust forms,

about 5 minutes. Flip patties and cook until second side is browned, 4-5 minutes.

Transfer patties to platter.

In same pan, add butter, scraping up browned bits from bottom of pan. Add mushrooms and onions. Cook, stirring frequently, until mushrooms are tender and onions are beginning to brown, about 8 minutes. Add garlic and tomato paste;

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cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Mix beef broth, remaining Worcestershire sauce and cornstarch; add to pan, stirring until combined.

Return patties and any accumulated juices to pan; cover and simmer until patties are cooked through and sauce thickens slightly, 10-12 minutes.

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Charles Schulz and the power of ‘Peanuts’

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By Steve Bryan

Born and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is now based in Anaheim, California, and has been allowed access to movie and television sets to see actors and directors at work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. Louis, Steve is, at heart, still the same wide-eyed kid who spent countless hours watching classic movies at neighborhood theaters.

lthough I am not a big fan of social media and the ways it divides people, I do spend some time on Facebook. Recently, some of my online friends lamented the fact that Apple TV+ acquired the exclusive rights to “Peanuts”-related specials such as “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.” Once a staple on broadcast TV, Apple has made some of these classic animated specials available to view for free on their platform for a limited time.

The enduring affection for Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and Snoopy can be attributed to one man, Charles Monroe Schulz. After developing a one-panel cartoon called “Lil’ Folks” in 1947, Schulz created a four-panel strip called “Peanuts.” The main character, Charlie Brown, evolved into a good-hearted young man who tends to have rotten luck. When he’s playing baseball and standing on the pitcher’s mound, for instance, line drives knock him off his feet and he ends up flat on his back.

There’s a little of him in all of us and that’s why watching “A Charlie Brown Christmas” has become a holiday tradition for many families. Charlie Brown laments the fact that

that comes out with just a little love.

“A Charlie Brown Christmas” debuted in 1965 and its 50th anniversary showing took place in 2015. The wisdom that permeated the TV specials and newspaper cartoons came from the mind of Schulz. Most of us are familiar with other specials such as “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” but at least one of them took a serious turn. 1990’s “Why, Charlie Brown, Why?” focused on Linus’ friend Janice who has leukemia. The stoPhoto courtesy Lee Mendelson Film Productions ry shows how Linus supports his friend and ends on a positive note.

Charles Schulz passed away on Christmas has become highly commercialized Feb. 12, 2000 and left behind decades of classic and he looks for the true meaning of the sea- cartoon strips and TV specials. Charlie Brown son. When he’s asked to direct the Christmas and his friends even made it back into theaters play, his frustrations come to a head and it in 2015 with “The Peanuts Movie.” Arguably, takes his friend Linus to give him perspective “A Charlie Brown Christmas” is the crown jewel in Schulz’s crown and continues to inspire on what is really important.

The one element of “A Charlie Brown Christ- new generations of fans. It reminds us that mas” that most people remember is the sad Christmas is a time for family and friends and little tree that he buys at a Christmas tree lot. not just wrapped gifts.

Lucy, a self-proclaimed “fussbudget,” wants a “A Charlie Brown Christmas” will air on big shiny aluminum Christmas to set the tone for the play, so she’s furious when he shows up PBS on Dec.13 at 7:30 p.m. EST (check local with a tiny tree that loses needles. Once again, listings). The special can also be viewed for it takes Linus to show the beauty in the tree free on Apple TV+ from Dec. 11-13.

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John Hanna

CROSSWORD: FAMOUS LANDMARKS

‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.

By Cindy Moore

Moore On Life During this time of thanksgiving we can give thanks to the virus for impacting everything in our lives….negatively! Thanks for nothing plague!

Even Black Friday has been significantly changed due to the crazy virus-gone-viral.

Can you imagine the super spreading that would take place if it were handled as usual?! Mobs piled upon mobs fighting over the last flat screen only to end up in the hospital fighting over the last ventilator!

Some stores have spread out the event choosing to distribute it across several Fridays before the actual Black Friday. They’ve been so diluted they should be called Gray Fridays.

I attended one of these gray days. I wore the appropriate defensive gear: a protective mask and a suit of armor, covered by my favorite ugly Christmas sweater.

Things at the store were pretty layback. The crowds were small and social distancing themselves. Security was on hand for any shenanigans.

So far so good.

Then I spied what I had come for; the latest must have! The vac-a-mole; a nifty little vacuum that can also suck those pesky moles out of the lawn with the flip of a switch. But tragedy, they were gone. I searched high and low and then on a whim bent down on all fours and looked underneath the shelving. And there, lying amongst the unswept dust bunnies was my Christmas Miracle – the last vac-a-mole on earth.

I handled it lovingly then tried to get up. Oh

snap! Yes, I literally heard a snap. The ol’ knee hydraulics had failed me.

I was locked into place and as helpless as a turtle on its back.

A woman came by to offer assistance until she saw the item I held. She snatched it right out of my hands and ran. I screeched. Security came readily to my aid and helped me up. I told him about the thievery.

“This will not be allowed,” he assured me. “Can you describe the person?”

“Yes. She had a mask and some eyes. There she goes now. No, there she is over there and there, several of her are over there! Get her…them!

Thieves! Robbers!”

I left soon after, but not empty-handed. I grabbed a few ugly Christmas sweaters. They were two for five bucks. A steal! I guess that woman’s not the only robber.

Steal of the day

Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings.

Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder.

The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.

ACROSS 1. Octagonal sign 5. “Don’t have a ____!”

8. Can of worms 12. Pathetic 13. Spanish sparkling wine 14. Pico de gallo 15. WWII side 16. Like word of mouth 17. Church song 18. *Victoria in Zimbabwe or Horseshoe in Canada 20. *Home to Rock of Cashel and Blarney Castle 21. Massachusetts university 22. “____ Be Home For Christmas” 23. Olympic torch, e.g.

25. On the move 28. Menu words 29. *Golden Gate or Mackinac 32. Goodbye, to bambino 34. Ruling in Islamic law 36. Variable, abbr.

37. Can, with thou 38. South American monkey 39. *Versailles or Buckingham 41. Thus far 42. Yoko’s John 44. Collectively

46. Party bowlful 47. Memory failure 49. Goals 51. *St. Basil’s or Canterbury 55. Independent, slang 56. Initial stake 57. Field of Dreams state 58. More than one stylus 59. Barnes and Noble or Barnum and Bailey 60. Jaunty rhythm in music 61. Don Quixote’s enemy 62. Urge Spot to attack 63. Besides DOWN 1. BBQ side 2. Taxon, pl.

3. Fail to mention 4. Bygone Spanish money 5. Jeweler’s unit 6. Egg-like curves 7. *The Western one in Israel or the Great one in China 8. *La Sagrada Familia or St. Peter’s 9. Having wings 10. ____ of Man 11. Scottish cap 13. Ceiling panel in the Pantheon 14. Type of wheat

19. Cuban dance 22. Glacier matter 23. Medieval knight’s spiky weapon 24. Coffee shop order 25. *Home to Taj Mahal 26. Phonograph record 27. Artist’s support 28. Back, at sea 30. Director Reitman 31. Indian restaurant staple 33. Giant Hall-of-Famer 35. *Moulin Rouge or Netherland’s landmark 37. Incense without prefix 39. Weasel-related onomatopoeia 40. Enigma machine’s output 43. One born to Japanese immigrants 45. Roman magistrate 47. Hawaiian veranda 48. V.C. Andrews’ “Flowers in the ____” 49. Naysayer’s favorite prefix 50. Bucolic poem 51. Type in all ____ 52. Agitate 53. Hole punchers 54. Like the White Rabbit SEE ANSWERS ON PAGE 9