April 14, 2021
Writing a new chapter
Around Town Lake Saint Louis Police Department giving back with Red Cross Blood Drive. Pg. 5
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Submitted photo Inmates at the St. Charles County Department of Corrections are taking virtual HiSET classes that will allow them to take the HiSET exam and earn a high school equivalency diploma.
St. Charles County Department of Corrections launches educational and behavioral programs to better prepare inmates for success after incarceration By Brett Auten The answers were plaintive but buoyed by hope. “I want to have a better future.” “I want to make my mother proud.” “To have a stronger foundation.” These are the reasons why inmates of the St. Charles County Department of Corrections are taking part in a first-of-its-kind program at the institution. In March, 16 inmates took part in the launch of the department of corrections’ educational and behavioral programs. The motive is simple. Approximately 95 percent of the inmate population will be returning to county neighborhoods. These programs were set forth in order to better
prepare these citizens for release and to give them every opportunity for success after incarceration. The new programming began with High School Equivalency Test (HiSET) testing. Robert is one of three inmates interviewed for the story. “The biggest challenge has been refreshing my memory, staying focused and remaining persistent,” he said. “The formulas and processes have been made easier from what I recall when I was in school 15 years ago. Also, my teacher (Cindy Link) has been very helpful and resourceful.” For Gage, his biggest challenge is staying focused. “Because one moment I’m in the classroom learning for two hours, then I have
to return to the housing unit where I’m reminded about my charges and being in jail,” he said. “I’m trying to better myself so I’m not constantly in and out of jail. This is my first time being in jail and I’m not trying to come back.” Dan Keen, Director of Corrections, said the HiSET classes have been held virtually and will conclude after a 10-week period. “Idle minds can be dangerous, so we thought, let’s establish an evidence-based program,” Keen said. “We knew there was going to be interest and we’re excited for it to continue.” Then, the inmates take the HiSET exam, which if passed, demonstrates academic See ’CHAPTER’ page 2
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‘CHAPTER’ from cover knowledge and proficiency equivalent to that of a high school graduate. The HiSET diploma/certificate is accepted by employers and accredited colleges throughout the United States. If they are released before completing it, they can continue studying through a local HiSET site. According to Keen, when inmates are able to obtain employment, they become more motivated and recidivism decreases. “We want to make sure when they leave that they’re employable,” Keen said. “A working individual in this situation is in a better position for success than a non-working individual.” Once the HiSET phase is completed, a procession of highly-functional programs will follow, including: • Life Skills: Teaches inmates how to fill out job applications, create resumes, and learn interview techniques. • Respect for Others: Assists in building moral character and respect for others through a 12week, cognitive behavior program. • Medicated Assisted Treatment Services: – Helps inmates who have drug addiction issues.
Submitted photo Inmates at the St. Charles County Department of Corrections are taking virtual HiSET classes that will allow them to take the HiSET exam and earn a high school equivalency diploma.
• Book Club: Encourages literacy and helps develop empathy, listening skills, and self-awareness. • Classes for Women: Helps develop coping skills, especially for those separated from their children. Devin, another corrections inmate, plans on taking part in the additional programming in hopes of gaining knowledge and remaining sober. “It will also keep my mind focused on what I need to do in life so that I can take care of my son,” he said. Programming begins at intake and the
classes will be led by specialists and other staff members who have shown interest in filling in where needed. Keen says as the programs grow, they will be looking for qualified volunteers to assist as well. During COVID, the St. Charles County Jail has had an average daily population of about 270 inmates. Keen says the average stay is 56 days. “They may be our neighbors, friends or a loved one,” he said. “Our mission is to make these individuals better equipped to be in society and to make them employable once they leave our facility.”
Florence Drive roadwork will restrict driving lanes The City of St. Peters Streets Department will make pavement and storm drainage improvements on Florence Drive along both sides of the road’s traffic island at the entrance to Montecito Terrace. Two-way traffic will be maintained in a single lane on one side of the island as the other side undergoes construction. Traffic entering
and exiting the subdivision will have to take turns in this area and yield to oncoming traffic that has already started traveling past the island. Weather permitting, the project began April 5 and be completed within four weeks.Drivers are asked to slow down through the construction area and yield to
oncoming traffic as necessary. The project will install a new drainage system and replace defective concrete slabs on both sides of the traffic island on Florence Drive. For news regarding city of St. Peters streets, visit www.stpetersmo. net/streets.
Lake Saint Louis Police Department taking back unwanted prescription drugs With opioid deaths increasing during the pandemic, the Lake Saint Louis Police Department is once again partnering with the Drug Enforcement Administration to host its 20th Take Back Day. On April 24 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., the department is giving residents the opportunity to prevent pill abuse and theft by ridding their homes of potentially dangerous expired, unused, and unwanted prescription drugs. Bring your pills for disposal to the Lake Saint Louis Civic Center at at 200 Civic Center Drive. The service is free and anonymous, no questions asked. At its last Take Back Day in October, DEA collected a record-high amount of expired, unwanted, and unused prescription medications, with the public turning in close to 500 tons of unwanted drugs.
Over the 10-year span of Take Back Day, DEA has brought in more than 6,800 tons of prescription drugs. With studies indicating a majority of abused prescription drugs come from family and friends, including from home medicine cabinets, clearing out unused medicine is essential. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the U.S. has seen an increase in overdose deaths during the COVID-19 pandemic, with 83,544 Americans overdosing during the 12-month period ending July 1, 2020, the most ever recorded in a 12-month period. The increase in drug overdose deaths appeared to begin prior to the COVID-19 health emergency, but accelerated significantly during the first months of the pandemic. The public can drop off potentially dan-
gerous prescription medications at collection sites which will adhere to local COVID-19 guidelines and regulations in order to maintain the safety of all participants and local law enforcement. DEA and its partners will collect tablets, capsules, patches, and other solid forms of prescription drugs. Liquids (including intravenous solutions), syringes and other sharps, and illegal drugs will not be accepted. DEA will continue to accept vaping devices and cartridges at its drop off locations provided lithium batteries are removed. For more information about the disposal of prescription drugs or about the April 24 Take Back Day event, go to www.deatakeback.com or call 800-882-9539.
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O’Fallon Police Department to wear special patch to support autism awareness and the Adam Morgan Foundation At the March 25 O’Fallon City Council meeting, O’Fallon Police Chief Philip Dupuis and the O’Fallon Police Department unveiled a new program that will run throughout the month of April. April is “Autism Awareness” month, and the officers of the O’Fallon Police Department will be displaying their support for this cause on their uniforms. Officers will wear a custom autism awareness patch on their left sleeve throughout the month. The patch, which
features a colorful puzzle design, is intended to raise awareness for individuals who have autism and promote acceptance, inclusion and understanding for people of all abilities. Residents who are interested in supporting the department’s efforts may obtain a patch of their own by donating to the Adam Morgan Foundation at the O’Fallon Police Department. While supplies last, patches are available at the O’Fallon Justice Center, Monday through
Friday, 8 a.m. – 4 p.m. and all checks should be made out to the Adam Morgan Foundation. The Adam Morgan Foundation is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to supporting and creating inclusive opportunities for neuro-diverse individuals within all aspects of their lives through education, awareness, understanding, acceptance and access to individualized supports. For more information on the Adam Morgan Foundation, please visit www.adamorgan.org.
Expansion of state income guidelines enables more families to qualify for WIC through St. Charles County Public Health Studies confirm that participation in the Women, Infants and Children Program (WIC) results in fewer low-birth weight babies, fewer infant deaths, more regular medical care and reduced health care costs. To enable more families to participate in this important program, the State of Missouri and the St. Charles County Department of Public Health announce an expansion of income maximums for eligible participants, effective April 1.
“WIC gives growing families a healthy start during crucial developmental periods,” says St. Charles County WIC Program Coordinator Eva Obirek. “With these expanded income eligibility maximums, more families will qualify to receive the help they need — through nutrition education, supplemental foods, health screenings, and breastfeeding support.” The Department of Public Health’s Division of Health Services provides WIC services in
St. Charles County for eligible pregnant, breastfeeding, and non-breastfeeding postpartum women, and infants and children up to age five. Families interested in applying for the program must earn below income maximums and live in Missouri. Additionally, families that qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) automatically qualify. For information on becoming
a St. Charles County WIC participant, please visit sccmo.org/ WIC or call 636-949-7402, 8:30 a.m. to noon and 1 to 4:30 p.m., Monday through Friday, except holidays.
The St. Charles County Department of Public Health WIC office is located at 1650 Boone’s Lick Road in St. Charles.
Call for Entries for the ‘Flower Power’ art show at St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre With springtime finally here, the flowers are beginning to bloom … which means there’s no better time to be an artist. If you’re the kind of creative mind that thrives in the colorful season of spring, the St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre has an art show cultivated just for you. The St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre is seeking entries for its “Flower Power” art show that will be on display April 29 June 20. All submitted works should be inspired by flora that exists around you. Or, you can create your own original flower unlike any other. Artwork will be received from 9 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. April 26 at the Cultural Arts Centre. Go online to www.stpetersmo.net/ arts to download copies of the entry form. A reception for this show will be held from 6 - 7:30 p.m. on April 29. The show is open to youth and adult, amateur and professional artists. The cost to enter as a Cultural Arts Centre member is $15 for up to four piec-
es. Non-members can submit up to three pieces for $20. The youth entry fee is $5 per piece. This art show can be the chance to put your creative pieces in the spotlight. Cash prizes are awarded for adult entries, including Best of Show ($100), first place ($50), second place ($25), and third place ($15). Honorable Mention and youth winners are recognized with ribbons. All submitted artwork will be
displayed both in the Cultural Arts Centre as well as on the Art Shows and Exhibits page at www.stpetersmo.net/arts. All artists are also encouraged to sell their artwork while it’s on display. For more information on this art show, call 636-397-6903, ext. 1624, or go to www.stpetersmo. net/arts. The St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre is in the west wing of St. Peters City Hall at One St. Peters Centre Blvd. in St. Peters.
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COVID-19 and Your Heart By Cheryl Hohe Fortunately, many people who are infected with COVID-19 experience minimal symptoms with no long-term complications. However, it can cause heart-related problems, even in those without prior cardiovascular disease. Learn more about the effects COVID-19 can have on the heart and symptoms you should look for if you’ve been infected. Heart-related problems from COVID-19 A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association took a cardiac MRI of 100 patients who had recently recovered from COVID-19. 78% of them showed heart abnormalities, and 60% had evidence of heart inflammation. As most patients had not required hospitalization, these numbers are particularly alarming. Some of the heart complications that can arise as a result of the virus include: • Atrial fibrillation: An abnormal heart rhythm that can be caused by all types of infections, both viral and bacterial. • Myocarditis: Inflammation in the heart tissue that can lead to more serious problems such as abnormal heart rhythms or weakened heart muscle. • Cardiomyopathy: A weakened heart muscle that is often seen with viruses. • Blood clots: Resulting from a hypercoagulable state, in which the blood can clot more easily and can cause heart attacks, stroke and pulmonary embolism. Symptoms you should know Symptoms that could indicate a heart issue include shortness of breath, either with exertion or rest and particularly when lying flat or waking up at night; chest pain or discomfort; swelling of the ankles, lower extremities or abdomen; and lightheadedness or dizziness. If you experience symptoms of shortness of breath or chest pain, it’s a good idea to be evaluated in the emergency room. For other symptoms like heart palpitations and lightheadedness or dizziness that are not severe, it’s recommended to call your health care provider for an assessment in their office. How to stay heart healthy It’s always important to keep a close eye on your heart, but certainly if you have had COVID-19. Whether you have an underlying heart issue or not, be vigilant in noting the symptoms described above. For those who do have an existing heart condition, continue taking your medications as prescribed and following your doctor’s recommendations for diet and exercise. It is recommended that everyone receives the COVID-19 vaccination, as it can protect against both illness and longterm heart effects. Barnes-Jewish St. Peters and Progress West Hospitals also offer a free online heart health assessment. Visit BJCStCharlesCounty.org/Heart to learn your heart age and get advice on how you can keep your heart healthy. Cheryl Hohe, ANP, is a BJC Medical Group nurse practitioner specializing in cardiology. She sees patients at her office at Barnes-Jewish St. Peters Hospital. For a referral to a cardiologist, call 636-928-WELL.
St. Charles County ranks among the top of Missouri’s healthiest counties for 12th consecutive year For the 12th consecutive year, St. Charles County ranks among the top of Missouri’s healthiest counties. The annual County Health Rankings report, released March 31 by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the University of Wisconsin’s Population Health Institute, places St. Charles County second in the state for both Health Outcomes and Health Factors. “Being and staying healthy is important to the residents and leaders of St. Charles County,” says Department of Public Health Director Demetrius Cianci-Chapman. “Whether it be through current activities to prevent further spread of COVID-19 or through ongoing programs for children, adults and seniors, this community proactively seeks ways to improve the quality of life for those who choose to live or work here. These continued high marks received through the County Health Rankings and other national reports are recognition for these efforts and provide additional motivation to expand healthy accomplishments within our community.” County Executive Steve Ehlmann commented that “this dedication to being and staying healthy may have been an important factor in the lower rate of COVID-19 hospitalizations and a significantly lower rate of death” for St. Charles County versus other jurisdictions in the region. County Health Rankings are based upon public data collected from vital statistics and government surveys. Health Outcomes displays a current picture of a community’s health, considering factors such the physical and mental health of residents and length of life. Health Factors encompasses community behaviors, access to clinical care, socio-economic levels, and the physical environment to show aspects that influence the current and future health of the community. The rankings placed St. Charles County among Missouri and the nation’s top performers in many of the evaluated sections. The complete nationwide and Missouri-specific rankings may be viewed at countyhealthrankings.org. “While this recognition furthers the notion that St. Charles County is an excellent place to raise a family or to start, grow or relocate a business, there is more that can be achieved to improve the health of our citizens,” Cianci-Chapman notes. “Our department staff actively networks with community partners and stakeholders to assess needs, monitor threats and take actions to reduce incidences of illness. In addition, through the services we offer, our staff works with residents to reduce health risks and educate them on ways to further improve their quality of life.” Although the pandemic has changed the immediate focus for the Department of Public Health toward the prevention of COVID-19 and the administration of vaccinations, staff continues to provide services for the benefit of children and adults in this community. These services include free or low-cost immunizations; communicable disease investigation and control; nutritional counseling and assistance for families; the inspection of public service providers like restaurants, lodging facilities, fitness centers and more; outreach to counter the prescription drug and opioid drug abuse problem; the issuance of birth and death records; the collection of recyclable materials; efforts to reduce nuisance mosquitoes and other pests; community programs to aid pets and pet owners; and much more. For a complete list of services provided by the department, visit sccmo.org/PublicHealth or call 636-949-7400.
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Lake Saint Louis Police Department giving back to the community with Red Cross Blood Drive The Lake Saint Louis Police Department will host a community blood drive with the American Red Cross on April 22 from 1 to 7 p.m. at the Lake Saint Louis Civic Center at 200 Civic Center Drive. For more information or to make an appointment to donate, call 1-800-RED CROSS (1-800-733-2767) or sign up online at redcrossblood.org with sponsor code LSLPD. “Lake Saint Louis Police Department is committed to strengthening our community and helping meet hospital and patient needs through blood donations,” said Officer Susie Ochs, Community Resource Officer. “This blood drive is our way of giving staff, colleagues and neighbors an opportunity to help save lives.” Blood is routinely transfused to patients with cancer and other diseases, premature babies, organ transplant recipients and trauma victims, according to the Red Cross. “The short amount of time it takes to donate can mean a lifetime to a patient with a serious medical condition. We urge eligible donors to join us in the selfless act of giving blood.” Donors of all blood types are needed, especially those with types O negative, B negative and A negative. According to the Red Cross, type O negative is the universal blood type that can be safely transfused to anyone, and is often used to treat trauma patients. Due to COVID-19, the American Red Cross has extra precautions in place to protect donors, volunteers and staff. In order to limit the number of people in the room you must make an appointment. No walk-ins will be accepted and we are unable to accommodate guests. A face covering or mask are also required when presenting to donate. We ask that you please don your mask before entering the building.
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City of St. Charles Police Department awarded international accreditation The St. Charles Police Department was awarded International Accreditation on March 26 by the Commission on Accreditation for Law Enforcement Agencies (CALEA). Following a three-year self-assessment phase and a meticulous site-based assessment of community engagement, policy, procedures, equipment and facilities by CALEA assessors, the CALEA Commission voted to approve accreditation of the department. Each agency being reviewed goes before CALEA’s 21-member Board of Commissioners where the commission reviews all findings and determines the agency’s accreditation status. This is the St. Charles Police Department’s first award of International Accreditation. Only 4% of law enforcement agencies in the U.S. are accredited by CALEA. “We are extremely proud of our police department for achieving this prestigious designation,” said Mayor Dan Borgmeyer. “It is a testament to their professionalism, high standards and dedication to our city and our residents. I want to congratulate each and every member of the department on this accomplishment and thank them for their service to our great city.” In 1979, the commission was created through the combined efforts of four major law enforcement organizations: the International Association of Chiefs of Police, National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives, National Sheriffs’ Association, and the Police Executive Research Forum. The purpose of the Commission is to develop standards based on international best practices in public safety, and to establish and administer the accreditation process. The accreditation process is how a public safety agency voluntarily demonstrates how it meets professionally recognized criteria for excellence in management and service delivery.
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Great Southern Bank recognizes recipient of 2021 Bill and Ann Turner Distinguished Community Service Award
Submitted photo Avi Suri (left), banking center manager in St. Peters, is the recipient of the 2021 Bill and Ann Turner Distinguished Community Service Award. In acknowledgement of Suri’s outstanding commitment to her community, Great Southern Bank donated $1,000 to Sikhs of STL on her behalf.
Great Southern Bank recognizes Avi Suri, banking center manager in St. Peters, as the recipient of the 2021 Bill and Ann Turner Distinguished Community Service Award. This annual award, developed by the company’s associate-led Community Matters team, emphasizes the importance placed on volunteerism at Great Southern Bank by honoring one outstanding associate who demonstrates excellence in volunteer service to their community. Suri was presented this prestigious award by senior management in February. In acknowledgement of Suri’s outstanding commitment to
her community, Great Southern Bank donated $500 to Community Living, Inc. and $1,000 to Sikhs of STL on her behalf. As a dedicated volunteer for many causes, Suri puts her actions where her heart is. Those who know her are inspired by her desire to help others by participating in many volunteer activities, but also her ability to lead and motivate others to help too. The COVID-19 pandemic created a strain on many nonprofits and Suri quickly jumped into action, using her abilities to help however she could. She volunteered with Sikhs of STL, preparing meals, mak-
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ing masks and volunteering at weekend food drives, ensuring those in need were taken care of. Through her involvement with 911 Day - Tomorrow Together, Suri also coordinated a collection of personal hygiene items as well as monetary donations for those in need, in effort of turning a day of tragedy into a day of doing good. Great Southern Bank President and CEO Joe Turner praised her involvement, saying, “Avi's passion to give so much of her time and energy, especially during such a difficult year, is inspiring. I have no doubt that her volunteerism and leadership are promoting positive change in her community. We couldn't be more proud to have Avi on our team and celebrate her outstanding volunteer service." Great Southern Bank Chairman Bill Turner and his late wife, Ann Turner, have been instrumental in creating a community-minded culture since joining the Company in 1974. Great Southern Bank’s associate-led Community Matters team created this award to ensure the Turners’ community mindset and the importance the Company places on helping its neighbors continues to be a fundamental part of the culture at Great Southern Bank.
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Holt Teacher named Advanced Science and Research Teaching Program Semi-Finalist Holt High School science teacher Jennifer Hess has been named an Advanced Science Research Teaching (ASRT) Program Semi-Finalist. The ASRT Program, funded by Regeneron and ZEISS, is an educational outreach program designed to equip high school teachers with knowledge, insight, and activities to increase science research opportunities for their students. Hess has taught science at Holt High School for 21 years and currently serves as the department chair. She is the assistant National Honor Society sponsor and is also active in Science Coach, a program which helps high school teachers get students involved in science research. “I am passionate about showing my students how science really works and the impact it can have on their lives,” Hess shared, “More than half of my career has been devoted to creating opportunities for high schoolers to become involved in real world scientific research.” Hess recounts that many of her students have gone on to become research scientists, physicians, nurses, veterinarians, engineers, and have sought countless other professions in fields of science. “I am honored to have been selected to participate in the ASRT Program. I look forward to expanding the impact that I have on the lives of talented students, and to continue contributing logical, problem solving individuals into society,” she said. Selection for The ASRT Program takes place annually to provide valuable coaching and resources to science research educators. As a Semi-Finalist of the program, Hess will receive
Photo courtesy Wentzville School District Holt High School science teacher Jennifer Hess has been named an Advanced Science Research Teaching Program Semi-Finalist.
two days of virtual consulting customized to help her overcome obstacles in empowering her students to carry out and present science research projects. “Ms. Hess’ award-winning program has been second to none,” shared Dr. Shane Schlueter, Principal of Holt High School, “We are excited for her to receive this distinction and looking forward to her students benefitting from the professional development awarded to her. Congratulations, Ms. Hess!”
Holt FACS teacher receives MoEFCS New Teacher of the Year Award Holt High School Family and Consumer Sciences (FACS) teacher Hali Hill has been selected to receive the 2021 Missouri Educators of Family and Consumer Sciences and Human Services (MoEFCS) New Teacher of the Year Award. This award is given annually to nominated educators in recognition of their contributions to career and technical education. Hill has been teaching FACS in the Wentzville School District since 2018. She also serves as an FCCLA advisor and ProStart educator at Holt, and serves on the MoEFCS Committee. Next year, Hill will transfer to the district’s newest high school, North Point; She is looking forward to creating new traditions on campus, especially through the Child Development Program, ‘The Cubs Den.’ “I am very thankful to win this award,” shared Hill, “I have been in the Wentzville School District since the fifth grade and have had incredible teachers and mentors, especially FACS teachers. I am glad that I now get to call them my coworkers.” Hill will receive her award at the MoEFCS Awards and Recognition Luncheon and Awards Ceremony at Ozark High School on July 28.
Photo courtesy Wentzville School District Holt High School Family and Consumer Sciences teacher Hali Hill has been selected to receive the 2021 Missouri Educators of Family and Consumer Sciences and Human Services New Teacher of the Year Award.
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Take Notice . . . The events listed in this section are the latest updates as of press time, please check with individual sites for the most up to date cancellations and reschedule info. EVENTS April 24: Free document shredding event
Holy Cross Lutheran Church at 8945 Veterans Memorial Parkway just across from Zumwalt Park, will host a Marco Shredding Truck on their parking lot on from 9 to 11 a.m. Anyone from the community is welcome to drop off papers or documents they want shredded.
April 24: Free document shredding event
West Community Credit Union invites community residents to shred their personal documents for free. On-site shredding will be provided at their O’Fallon branch located at 4161 Highway K in O’Fallon from 9 a.m. to noon. For a comprehensive list of what to
shred, visit www.westcommunitycu.org or call 636-720-2400. Please note: There is a limit of five containers per vehicle, the shred truck cannot shred cardboard boxes, and you are asked to please stay in your vehicles for no contact transfer.
Sept. 25: Craft fair
Tri County Citizens Advisory Board to Probation and Parole, Probation and Parole District 17, Missouri Department of Correction invites you to their eighth annual Christmas in September Craft Fair at Calvary Church at 3998 Mid Rivers Mall Drive from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Crafters are needed for more information please contact Esther Angelos at marlofan@charter.net or 636-4410329 or 314-477-5096.
Mondays: Optimist Club meetings
The Wentzville/Lake St. Louis Optimist Club meets on the second and fourth Monday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Wentzville IHOP, 10 Layla Lane, Wentzville, MO.. For more information contact Ed Jurotich at 314-560-1868.
Mondays: Take off Pounds Sensibly
Take off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS) meets every Monday from 9:30 - 10:30 a.m. Weigh-ins begin at 8:30 a.m. We meet at Memorial Hall in Blanchette Park at 1900 Randolph St. in St. Charles. For more information contact Joyce at 636206-5306.
Mondays: Take off Pounds Sensibly
TOPS meet every Monday at Holy Cross Lutheran Church at 8945 Veterans Memorial Hwy in O’Fallon. Meetings at 9:30 a.m. with weigh in beginning at 8:30 a.m. For more information please call Linda Wilcox at 636-4479056.
Mondays: Parent support group
Because I Love You, (BILY), Gateway parent support group meets every Monday at 7:30 p.m. at First United Methodist Church at 801 First Capitol Dr. in St. Charles. For information and directions, please contact the helpline at 314-993-7550 or email gateway_parent_help@yahoo.com. BILY is a program of self-help for parents of troubled children (all ages). We are not professionals, but parents helping each other. The meetings are free to attend.
Mondays: NAMI St. Louis Con nection Recovery Support Group
If you have mental health concerns and need support, please come on Mondays at 6:30 p.m. at Friedens United Church of Christ at 1703 Old Highway 94 South in St. Charles.
Mondays: Alcoholics Anonymous
If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help.
Call Alcoholics Anonymous at 636970-0013.
Mondays: Seasoned eye carvers meeting
Meetings are held from 9 to 11 a.m. at the St. Charles Senior Citizens Center at 1455 Fairgrounds (near the Bass Pro Shop). Visitors are always welcome. For more information visit http://www. stcharlesareawoodcarvers.com/ or contact Charles Sapp at cwsapp@charter. net.
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Choral Arts Singers
Choral Arts Singers resume practice on Mondays, at 7 p.m. at Transfiguration Episcopal Church, 1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake St. Louis. New singers are welcome. Auditions are not required. See www.concertarts.org.
Mondays: St. Charles County Council of the Blind meetings
Business meetings are held on the first Monday of each month unless otherwise specified. Currently, during the COVID pandemic, meetings are held via conference call, starting at 6:45 pm. For more information, contact Beverly Kaskadden at 636-561-6947.
Mondays: St. Peters Rotary Club
Noon at St. Peters City Hall, One St. Peters Centre Blvd. www.stpetersrotary. org.
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: Fitness First Exercise Class
9:30-10:30 a.m., American Legion Hall, 504 Luetkenhaus Blvd., Wentzville. 314-369-6521.
Mondays and Thursdays: Bridge
Mondays: Measurement Mondays:
10 a.m. - 12 noon at the ST. Charles Health Deparment in the Upper Level Conference room. Measurement Mondays is a family-friendly breastfeeding support group. We are open to all moms and moms-to-be who are breastfeeding or interested in breastfeeding. The group is supported by the St Charles County WIC program so there will be information about the program available at each meeting. Each meeting will be a little different than the last. There will be baby weigh-ins, introductions, games, interactive education, group conversation, and even snacks.
Mondays and Wednesdays: Tai Chi for arthritis class
Every Monday and Wednesday a Tai Chi for arthritis class, sponsored by the city of St. Charles Parks and Recreation, takes place from 9:15 - 10 a.m. at Webster Park across from the Family Arena. This is a class that is taught nationally to manage arthritis and to prevent falls. For more information call 636-9493372.
Tuesdays: Women’s AA weekly meeting
Candlelighters Women in Recovery meets every Tuesday at 7 p.m. at Dardenne Prairie Presbyterian Church (enter at Adam Lamb pre-School, turn left) at 7400 South Outer 364 at the corner with Bryan Road.
St. Peters Senior Center plays bridge from 9 a.m. to noon on Monday and Thursdays, and would love to have any player, regardless of skill level, to join in. Call Mary Ann at 636-397-0866 if you are interested in playing on Monday or Thursday morning.
Tuesdays: Cribbage Club
Mondays: American Legion Post 388 Meets
Please join us on the third Tuesday of each month from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. for a gathering for senior adults. There will be lunch (no charge), cards and bingo (no charge), community program referrals, occasional health and wellness presentations and clergy available upon request. The event takes place at Church of the Transfiguration at1860 Lake St. Louis Blvd. in Lake Saint Louis. For more information call 636-561-8951.
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Meets the fourth Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at American Legion Hall, 607 Westridge Dr., O’Fallon, 636-2190553.
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Meets every Tuesday, 12:30 – 3:30 p.m. at The Falls Golf Course Clubhouse. Relaxed, friendly play and is open to all. Call 314-779-6892 for more information.
Tuesdays: Seniors group
Tuesdays: Optimist Club meeting
The St. Charles Optimist Club meets Tuesdays at noon at Pio’s Restaurant. For more information contact Jack Ross at 314-287-0569 or jack-ross@att.net.
Tuesdays: Cribbage
Looking for an evening out? Come and play cribbage Tuesdays at 6 p.m. at Rookies at 15358 Veterans Memorial Pkwy in Wentzville. Win prizes and awards with semiannual tournaments. ACC sanctioned. For more information contact Dee at 636-233-8032.
Tuesdays: Cottleville Spring Kiwanis Club
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www.mycnews.com • Community News - St. Charles County • April 14, 2021 Club meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:00 p.m. and the third Tuesday of the month at 11 a.m. Both meetings are at Rack House Kitchen Wine Whiskey. New club looking for new members who want to better our community. Contact Christy at 314583-0538.
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A diabetes support group meets on the fourth Tuesday of each month except November and December from 6:30 - 7:30 p.m. at 400 Medical Plaza, Suite 102 in Lake St. Louis. A new speaker each month. Questions? Call Amanda Meyer at 636-625-5447.
Tuesdays: Kiwanis Club of St. Charles
12:05 p.m. at Ginghams Homestyle Restaurant, 1566 Country Clcub Plaza Drive, in St. Charles. Kiwanis is a global organization of volunteers dedicated to improving the world one child and one community at a time. The group is looking for new members who want to better our community and help its youth. If you are interested in making a positive impact in St. Charles for generations to come, please come for lunch. For more information call 636-206-2483. You can also visit http://stcharleskiwanis.com.
Tuesdays: Quilting Guild at the O’Fallon Family YMCA 1-4 p.m. Free. Quilt for local charities. No sewing experience required.
Tuesdays: Toastmasters Meeting
7 p.m. at the Midwest Bank Centre Board Room at 2299 Technology Blvd., O’Fallon, MO 63368. Info: 636-379-2505.
Tuesdays: St. Louis Chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association Male Caregiver Experience
The group meets on third Tuesday of every month from 10-11:30 a.m. at the Alzheimer’s Chapter Office at 9370 Olive Blvd. For more information about Alzheimer’s disease, support, or the Male Caregiver Experience, please call the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline at 800-272-3900 or visit www.alz.org/stl. Registration is requested before the first meeting.
Tuesdays: Social club for widows and widowers On the first and third Tuesday of each month a social club for widows and widowers meets at 7 p.m. at St. John’s United Church of Christ at Fifth and Jackson Streets in St. Charles. On the first Tuesday there are refreshments and on the third Tuesday there is either a speaker or entertainment. The group also goes to breakfast, lunch and dinner monthly, and has a pot luck dinner each month.
Tuesdays: Monthly veterans coffee
Veterans from all branches of service are invited to the Wentzville Green Lantern Senior Center at 506 S. Linn Ave. in Wentzville on the second Tuesday of each month from 9 – 10:30
a.m. for coffee, pastries and camaraderie. Come meet with fellow veterans who served our country and share your experience.
Tuesdays: NAMI St. Louis Connection Recovery Support Group
If you have mental health concerns and need support, please come on the third Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace United Church of Christ at 8326 Mexico Rd. in St. Peters.
Tuesdays: NAMI St. Louis Family Support Group
Tuesdays and Thursdays: Get Fit Exercise Classes
9-10 a.m. at Immaculate Heart of Mary Church Hall, New Melle. 314369-6521.
Wednesdays: Food pantry
Food pantry open Wednesdays to the public from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Cornerstone UMC at 1151 Tom Ginnever Ave. in O’Fallon. Bread, canned goods other necessities.
Meetings are held from 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. at the Hollenbeck Middle School at 4555 Central School Road in St. Charles. Visitors are always welcome. For more information visit http:// www.stcharlesareawoodcarvers.com/ or contact Charles Sapp at cwsapp@ charter.net.
Tuesdays: Dardenne Presbyterian Church Basketball
Wednesdays: Marine League meeting
Tuesdays: Central Missouri Railroad Association meeting
This unique organization is for railroad modelers, railfans, photographers and railroad retirees with layouts in O, HO, N hoping to add G scales. Meetings are on second Tuesdays of the month from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Warrenton Masonic Lodge. For more info call 636-279-5522 or 636456-0776 or visit our Facebook page.
Tuesdays: Cancer support group
Cancer Companions Support Group is a support group for any cancer patient in treatment or post treatment, their caregiver and their loved ones that meets on the second Tuesday of each month at Dardenne Presbyterian Church at 7400 South Outer 364 in Dardenne Prairie at 7 p.m. in the parlor. Registration is not required.
Tuesdays: Show-me Stitchers Embroiderer’s Guild of America Meets at 7 p.m. on the second Tuesday of the month at the Trinity Church. Info: www.showmestitchers.com.
Tuesdays: O’Fallon Garden Club
Meets at 6:30 p.m. on the fourth Tuesday of the month at Sunrise Methodist Church, 7116 Twin Chimney Blvd. Info: Barb at 636.978.5930. Club does not meet in August or November.
Tuesdays: St. Charles American Legion Post 312 spaghetti dinner. 5pm, St. Charles American Legion Post 312, 2500 Raymond Drive in St. Charles on the last Tuesday of the month. $6 per person. For more information call Post 312 at 636-9477666.
Tuesdays and Thursdays: Tai Chi at the St. Charles County Family YMCA 10:15-11:15 a.m. No experience necessary. 636-928-1928.
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On the first Wednesday of each month the St. Charles County Marine Corps League meets at the American Legion 313 old town St. Peters at 7:30 p.m. All Marines and FMF Corpsmen
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Wednesdays: Crossroads Cribbage Club
Gateway Bass ‘n Gals all women’s bass club has monthly meetings the first Wednesday of every month at JJ’s Restaurant at 1215 S. Duchesne Dr. in St. Charles at 7 p.m. Women of any fishing level please come and check out our women-only fishing club.
Wednesdays: Take Off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS)
Wednesdays: Women’s fishing club
Wednesdays: St. Charles Area Wood Carvers
If you have a family member or friend who is having mental health concerns there is a support group for you. It meets on the third Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Grace United Church of Christ at 8326 Mexico Rd. in St. Peters.
8-9:30 p.m., in the Christian Life Center, 7400 South Outer 364 in Dardenne Prairie. Open to high school and adult men.
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Meets at 1380 Boone St., at 12 p.m. in Troy. 636-528-8379.
Take Off Pounds Sensibly meets every Wednesday at 9:30 a.m. in the United Methodist Church at 725 N. Wall St. in Wentzville. TOPS is a national non-profit weight-loss organization that supports its members in attaining their goal weight. There is no cost for the first meeting. All are welcome. SUDOKU answers from page F-1
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Sports you see with Gary B . . . O’Fallon Hoots signs new manager with local roots The O’Fallon Hoots are members of the Prospect League and began play in O’Fallon in May 2020 after relocating from Hannibal, Missouri following the 2019 season. They announced recently that Matt Brown has been tapped as manager for the summer 2021 season. Brown replaces initial manager Joe Lincoln after the latter stepped down to pursue an opportunity outside of baseball for the summer. “First, I’d like to thank Joe for all of the groundwork he laid for our team,” Hoots and CarShield Field General Manager David Schmoll said. “I’ve had multiple conversations with Matt Brown throughout this process and he is someone that is going to bring an incredible level of energy for our team. He wants to win and he wants his players and fans to have fun being at the ballpark. I couldn’t be more excited for him to be a Hoot.” Brown echoed Schmoll’s sentiments. “I am honored to be the manager of the O’Fallon Hoots,” Brown said. “Coaching has been something I always wanted to do, and, although I’ll miss playing, I’m very excited to start the next chapter of my career as your Manager.” Brown was born in St. Louis and graduated from Vianney High School in Kirkwood. In 2013, the St. Louis Amateur Baseball Hall of Fame as well as earning MCC player of the year named Matt the Rising Star recipient. After graduating high school, he received an Athletic Scholarship to the University of Arkansas. After transferring from Arkansas, he attended Jefferson College where he twice earned All-Region Honors. From there, he received a baseball scholarship from Missouri State University for the 2017 and 2018 seasons. During his two-year career for the Bears, he was part of two Missouri Valley Conference Championships as well as berths in a Super Regional followed by a Regional bid in 2018. During his final year, he hit a team-leading 14 home runs and earned All-Conference Honors. After college, Brown played three seasons in the Frontier League, wrapping up his career with the Gateway Grizzlies. For more information go to www.OFallonHoots.com *New brass in the ivory tower
Soccer Ambush picks up post-season accolades The St. Louis Ambush play their home games at the Family Arena in St. Charles in the Major Arena Soccer League (MASL). The 2021 awards were passed out recently in the shortened season activities. First of all, I want to congratulate the finalists that the league determined were possibly, well deserving of the individual awards. Part of the MASL finalists were: • Stefan Mijatovic’s- fourth year in professional soccer…Defender of the Year • Paulo Nascimento- fourth year with the Ambush…Goalkeeper of the Year • Hewerton Moreira….Coach of the Year • The 3rd team selections from the Ambush: • Forward-Max Ferdinand • *Defense-Stefan Mijatovic • Goalkeeper-Paulo Nascimento • Honorable Mention players from the squad; • Forward-Tony Walls • Forward-Howard Miller Jr Part of the All-MASL Rookie Team from the Ambush • Defense-Alexis Robles Part of the All-MASL Rookie Honorable Mention from the Ambush • *Defense-Christian Briggs *Congrats to all who worked so hard trying their very best Watch some indoor football at the Family Arena Saturday The St. Louis Bandits football team plays in the American Arena League. For more information, go to www.StLouisBanditsFootball.com *Football is back Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. As a fan or an athlete, Gary is all sports all the time. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural season, and co-hosted SportsRadioSTL.com, and is currently hosting a Health show on 97.1 FM, ‘Prime Time Health’ www.PrimeTimeSTL. com It broadcasts Saturday nights at 8 and Sunday mornings at 9.
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Easy Brunch Quiche Serves: 12 Ingredients:
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1 package (10 ounces) frozen 1 cup milk broccoli with cheese 1 1/2 cups shredded 12 slices bacon, chopped cheese, divided 1/2 cup green onions, sliced 1 cup mushrooms, sliced
2 frozen deep dish pie shells (9 inches each)
Directions: Heat oven to 350 F. In medium bowl, add broccoli and cheese contents from package. Microwave 5 minutes, or until cheese is saucy. Set aside. In skillet, cook chopped bacon 4 minutes. Add green onions; cook 2 minutes. Add mushrooms; cook 4 minutes, or until bacon is completely cooked and mushrooms are tender. Drain onto paper towel over plate. Set aside. In medium bowl, whisk eggs and milk until combined. Add broccoli and cheese mixture. Add 1 cup cheese. Stir to combine. Set aside. In pie shells, divide drained bacon mixture evenly. Divide broccoli
mixture evenly and pour over bacon mixture. Sprinkle remaining cheese over both pies. Bake 40 minutes. Allow to cool at least 12 minutes before serving. Note: To keep edges of crust from burning, place aluminum foil over pies for first 20 minutes of cook time. Remove after 20 minutes and allow to cook uncovered until completed.
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Tom Hanks brings the ‘News of the World’
Movie: By Steve Bryan
Born and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is now based in Anaheim, California, and has been allowed access to movie and television sets to see actors and directors at work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. Louis, Steve is, at heart, still the same wide-eyed kid who spent countless hours watching classic movies at neighborhood theaters.
“News of the World,” tereffects of the war and that makes the latest film from cowCaptain Kidd a valuable presence. riter and director Paul GreenThere are plenty of opportunists, grass (“United 93”) is more relatthough, who don’t have the same able than expected. The always moral code as the captain. Some letter-perfect Tom Hanks plays a of them see Johanna as a commodformer Confederate soldier who ity to use, abuse and sell along the travels from town to town bringway. ing snippets of information to Though “News of the World” has residents desperate for the news earned four Oscar nominations, or just something to make them including one for James Newton smile. Along the way, he encounHoward’s beautiful but subtle origters things on the road that he inal score, Tom Hanks didn’t make “News of the World” photo courtesy Perfect World Pictures doesn’t expect or understand. the cut for this film. That’s not to Hanks’ character, the retired say his performance falls short, Captain Jefferson Kyle Kidd, makes a modest living traveling the bumpy, however. Hanks’ character is open with the news of the world, but he dusty roads, collecting newspapers and selecting interesting articles. keeps his personal life to himself. Viewers do learn more about JefFor one dime per customer, Kidd reads the best news items to a crowd ferson Kidd when his friend Ella Gannett (Elizabeth Marvel) arranges of onlookers, adding embellishments as he goes along. In his primitive separate rooms from him and Johanna. way, Kidd’s new vocation combines the best elements of a stand-up coThe heart and soul of the movie, though, is the burgeoning relationmedian and television news reader. Jefferson Kidd doesn’t make a for- ship between Kidd and Johanna. The news reader has no vested interest tune, but he typically has enough money to get to the next town. in the girl who had been raised by native tribes, but his moral code comOn the road, Kidd comes across an overturned wagon containing a pels him to convey her safely to her family members. There’s a delicate deceased black soldier and a little girl (Helena Zengel) dressed in Native beauty to the exchanges between Kidd and his young charge as they try American clothing. Kidd finds her travelling papers and learns her giv- to communicate with each other. Those are truly memorable moments. en name is Johanna. The good captain is then instructed by the Union “News of the World” is a solid cinematic piece from director Paul Army to take the girl to the Bureau of Indian Affairs so she can be re- Greengrass, Tom Hanks and Helena Zengel, who was nominated for turned to her remaining relatives. a Golden Globe for her role. The performances, original score and the Based on the novel by Paulette Jiles, “News of the World” moves at a setting make this a good film to watch in theaters and at home. moderate pace as Kidd and Johanna navigate a post-Civil War world. “News of the World” is available to rent or purchase from Amazon The residents in towns and villages are still coming to grips with the af- Prime. It’s also playing in theaters.
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‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.
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Moore On Life Going into a bank nowadays is like playing opposite day. It’s all in reverse. Now you can enter concealed under a hat, sunglasses and complete face covering without any questions. I suppose you could even get away with wearing a Halloween mask as long as security thought it was for COVID protection. But forget the latest rules and beware because it’s opposite day. I entered without my face covered. A security guard blocked my way. “Ma’am, where’s your mask?” “Oh cripes,” I thought as I checked my pockets and rummaged inside my purse. Nothing. Then I checked my ear, sometimes I’ll leave it dangling there by the elastic; other times it’s right there securely strapped underneath my chin like a little face hammock. Darn, neither of those places. “I’m sure it’s here somewhere,” I said trying to stall. As a last ditch effort I looked around on the floor. Stray masks are lost all over the place these days, except when you need one. They’re in the parking lots or in the grocery store aisles. I still wonder how they’ve managed to fall off from someone’s face without them knowing. Don’t they ever question why suddenly they’re able to breathe again? The burly enforcer was eyeing me suspiciously. I suddenly remembered that it was hanging on the rearview mirror of my car, which is where everyone hangs them nowadays. Trouble was, my car was in the next parking lot and I didn’t want to walk all the way back. Exercise is for those easily shamed. I’m confident with my bulk. The guard came closer and closer while pointing to a poster. It reminded everyone to wear a mask or they, along with their savings account, would be forcibly removed. “I won’t breath, I promise. I just need change for
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a twenty. I’ll be quick,” I begged. “Sorry, rules are rules,” he growled. Just then a suspicious man wearing a creepy rubber clown mask entered. “Come right in Mr. Jenkins. That’s an inventive COVID mask you’re wearing,” he chuckled. Oh yea, I’d show him inventive. I reached into my shirt and pulled up one of the cups from my bra and strapped it over my nose and mouth. He pointed me to the next available teller. Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder. The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.
ACROSS 1. Hedgehog of video games 6. And so forth, acronym 9. *Oscar-nominated black and white movie 13. Treeless plain 14. Grazing field 15. Moses’ mountain 16. Sty sounds 17. Nelson Mandela’s org. 18. Like beer at a kegger (2 words) 19. *Posthumous nominee 21. *Anthony of “The Father” 23. “What’s up, ____?” 24. Huge pile 25. Protestant denom. 28. Feed storage cylinder 30. Load again 35. Relating to ear 37. Flighty one 39. Proclaimed true without proof 40. Musician David Lee ____ 41. Ascetic holy Hindu 43. Eastern European 44. Plural of #10 Down 46. 500 sheets 47. Looking for aliens org. 48. Kitchen whistler 50. Wails 52. Bad-mouth 53. Medieval torture device 55. Pied Piper follower 57. Politburo hat fur
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25. *Sasha Baron Cohen’s “Subsequent Moviefilm” role 26. Be sorry for one’s wickedness 27. Pita, in UK 29. *Like Roberto Benigni’s fictional son 31. Husband to a widow, e.g. 32. Checked out 33. Stradivari competitor 34. *”Fences” winner and “Ma Rainey” nominee 36. Poker ante 38. *”Nomadland” director 42. Shadow 45. *The Trial of the Chicago 7” screenwriter 49. Greek “t” 51. Sandwich sausage 54. Necklace lock 56. Radio receiver 57. Nutritious leafy green 58. Got A+ 59. Ice on a window 60. Happening soon, old fashioned 61. Caffeine-containing nut tree 62. Editing arrow 63. Chinese monetary unit 64. Friend in war 67. *Nominee for Billie Holiday role
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