CNSTC: August 9, 2023

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The river wild

Around Town

St. Charles County program targets key locations to combat mosquitos. Pg. 2

MoDOT closes, shift lanes on Interstate 70 at Dardenne Creek for bridge maintenance Energy efficiency upgrades to local businesses provide $1.8 million in savings. Pg. 4

Features

Recipe, Movie & Sudoku. Pg. F-1

CLA SSIFIEDS AND HOME & GARDEN. Pg. F-2 /F-3

Moore On Life, Lifestyle & Crossword. Pg. F-4

Weather

Annual boat race down the Missouri River from Kansas City to St. Charles is halted early due to unsafe river conditions

Much like a Major League Baseball game being finished in the eighth inning due to rain, the world’s longest nonstop river race that finishes each year in St. Charles was concluded before the official finish.

The18th Annual Missouri American Water MR340 began on Aug. 1, but was stopped a day later due to unsafe weather and river conditions. The race is held annually with participants traveling 340 miles by boat, kayaks, and canoes from Kansas City to St. Charles.

Last week’s storm flooded local tributar-

ies and caused the Missouri River to rise and pick up a significant amount of debris, including large trees. A storm with very heavy rain targeting the final 100plus miles of the race, nighttime paddling without moonlight, and the changing river conditions all threatened the safety of race participants.

“There were a multitude of factors all at work,” Steve Schnarr, executive director of Missouri Relief, said. “We’re sad to end the race early but protecting our paddlers is our top priority. Anyone of which was not necessarily a game changer, but they all added up. We were closely monitoring the

weather and river conditions and this was the right call for everyone involved.”

The starting point for the race is Kaw Point Park, Mile 367.5 in Kansas City, Kansas and lasts, usually, 85 or 86 hours. Trophies and medals were still handed out as the Friday Night Finish Line Party and Special Ceremony at the Lewis and Clark Boathouse did go on without a hitch.

“We ended up having quite a few people come out that night,” Schnarr said. “They were able to stick around and check out St. Charles a little more than normally. It was a great turnout.

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Submitted photo The 18th Annual Missouri American Water MR340, the world’s longest nonstop river race, was finished early last week due to unsafe river and weather conditions. With its finish line in St. Charles, the starting point for the race is Kaw Point Park, Mile 367.5 in Kansas City, Kansas and lasts, usually, 85 or 86 hours.
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Racers were informed that the boat ramp nearest to them would become the official finish line. Once there, participants connected with their ground crew or fellow racers. Schnarr said it was an all-hands-on-deck moment.

“Everybody pitched in,” Schnarr said. “We knew this could cause hardships and asked for all to assist each other in finding suitable and safe solutions. It was a huge community effort. There were people not even from the same country, helping each other.”

Safety boats swept the area as officials heavily encouraged those not to paddle past the nearest boat ramp.

The MR340 race course is 340 miles of the Missouri River, nearly across the entire state of Missouri. Racers must meet a series of checkpoint cutoff times as they proceed towards the finish line. The cutoff times for progress are designed to keep a tight safety halo for all paddlers. Failure to meet any checkpoint cutoff time is a disqualification. No race craft may be propelled by sail, kite, umbrella or other contrivance designed to harness wind or current to an advantage. Human-powered craft only.

Race proceeds benefit Missouri River Relief and the Lewis and Clark Boat House and Museum, organizations promoting environmental stewardship and education. Approximately 200 volunteers and staff members from Missouri American Water, Missouri River Relief, River Miles and the Lewis and Clark Boathouse help organize and facilitate the race each year.

MoDOT to close, shift lanes on Interstate 70 at Dardenne Creek for bridge maintenance work

Drivers traveling in both directions of Interstate 70 in St. Charles County should be aware of increased congestion as crews shift traffic as part of a bridge maintenance project. Crews will be working on eastbound and westbound Interstate 70 at Dardenne Creek. All work is weather permitting.

July 24, crews closed the acceleration lane, the far-right lane and right shoulder of eastbound I-70 between Route 79 and Dardenne

Creek. The remaining eastbound lanes will be shifted to the left. The northbound Route 79 on ramp to eastbound I-70 will be closed during the duration of the bridge work. On westbound I-70 between Dardenne Creek and Route 79, the Route 79 exit lane, the far-right lane and right shoulder will be closed and remaining lanes shifted left. As work progresses, eastbound and westbound lanes will be shifted in later stages. This

bridge work and traffic shift is expected to remain in place until fall 2023.

This bridge rehabilitation is part of a program to work on 12 bridges along Interstate 70 in St. Charles County: https://www.modot.org/70-bridge-rehabilitation-st-charles

For up-to-date traffic and travel info, motorists can check MoDOT’s Traveler Information Map at http://traveler.modot.org/map/.

St. Charles County program targets key locations to combat mosquitos

St. Charles County Department of Public Health’s Division of Environmental Health and Protection staff are hard at work combatting mosquitos. Homeowners are encouraged to join in the effort to eliminate the pests before they become a nuisance and potentially spread disease.

“Mosquito control is a year-round effort, but during warmer months, when they are most active, we ramp up our work to proactively treat for mosquitos and respond to requests and concerns,” says Ryan Tilley, Division Director of Environmental Health and Protection.

Homeowners play an important role in reducing the mosquitos in their community as well, says Tilley. Because mosquitos mostly stay within a few miles of their breeding site, denying them access to standing water they use for breeding can make a big difference in the immediate area, Tilley says.

“Routine cleaning of the gutters on your house is the number one thing residents can do to help, as well as addressing any other standing water,” Tilley notes. “Unused pools, bird baths, and water features without running water can all become habitat for mosquitos if they aren’t regularly cleaned.”

In 2022, county staff covered 239 miles spraying pesticides for adult mosquitos, in addition to 103 hours spent treating mosquito breeding habitats with larvicide. Tilley says the most effective way to reduce mosquito numbers is to eliminate or treat pools of standing water where they breed.

“Targeting developing larva in the water has the greatest impact and is more environmentally friendly than spraying,” says Tilley. “When choosing where to apply larvicide, we look for standing water in publicly accessible areas, like drainage ditches or retention ponds, particularly in areas that have a histo-

ry of high activity.”

When adult mosquitos become a major nuisance or threat to public health in an area, division staff use truck-mounted pesticide sprayers to reduce the population in that area. St. Charles County Mosquito Control services are provided in unincorporated St. Charles County and contracted for Augusta, Cottleville, Dardenne Prairie, Flint Hill, Lake Saint Louis, Portage des Sioux, St. Paul, Weldon Spring, Weldon Spring Heights, and Wentzville. Residents of those areas can go online to sccmo.org/mosquito and click the “Notify Staff of Mosquito Concerns” link to request services.

The cities of O’Fallon, St. Charles and St. Peters operate their own mosquito control programs. Residents of those cities should contact their respective city halls for treatment concerns.

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Submitted photo The 18th Annual Missouri American Water MR340, the world’s longest nonstop river race, was finished early last week due to unsafe river and weather conditions. With its finish line in St. Charles, the starting point for the race is Kaw Point Park, Mile 367.5 in Kansas City, Kansas and lasts, usually, 85 or 86 hours.
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Tarlton, SSM celebrate outpatient center milestone with safety lunch

Tarlton, St. Louis’ largest women-owned general contracting and construction management firm, lifted the final structural steel beam into place July 7 at the site of the future SSM Outpatient Center in O’Fallon. Joined by SSM and Tarlton executives, the construction team celebrated the milestone with beam signing and a safety lunch.

Craftworkers on the site numbered about 25 and include ironworkers, electricians, plumbers, carpenters, operators and laborers, according to Joshua Pennington, Tarlton project superintendent. He added that safety has been exemplary.

Representatives of the SSM-design-construction team, including architect ACI Boland Architects, were invited to sign the beam in the days leading up to its placement. Speaking July 7, before the box lunch was served were: Jeremy Fotheringham, SSM Health

Regional President, Academic & St. Louis; Jake Brooks, President, SSM Health St. Joseph – St Charles & Wentzville; Hossain Marandi, MD, MBA, FACHE, President, SSM Health Cardinal Glennon Children’s Hospital & System Vice President, Pediatric Service Line and Diane Grimsley, Tarlton Corp. Project Director.

Tarlton broke ground on the two-story, 66,000-square-foot outpatient health center in December, with completion slated for mid2024. SSM Health is partnering with SSM Health Medical Group, SLUCare Physician Group and Cardinal Glennon Children’s Hospital to provide onsite primary, specialty and pediatric services. The facility is situated near the Streets of Caledonia, a growing lifestyle community that includes a mix of residential and commercial properties, restaurants, retail and other amenities.

“Our ceremony today is to celebrate that the construction of this project has reached the sky without any injuries,” said Diane Grimsley, Tarlton project director. “We want to thank everyone who worked on and supported this project for all of their hard work. We are very excited about the future home of SSM and look forward to trouble-free progress as we move toward completion next year.”

Ameren Missouri is announcing that more than 416 commercial customers have participated in its business energy savings program, BizSavers, in 2023. Combined, these customers have saved over $1.8 million on their energy costs after completing

more than 575 energy efficiency projects, leading to in excess of 26 million kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity saved.

“Ameren Missouri is proud to work with many of our commercial customers, such as Toyota Missouri and the City of St. Charles School District, to help them save money on energy costs through our BizSavers program,” said Rich Wright, manager of energy efficiency at Ameren Missouri. “The program is designed to provide quick and easy savings, as well as customized solutions for businesses of any size. When businesses are able to adopt these, everyone benefits as a result.”

BizSavers provides cash incentives for energy efficiency upgrades such as LED lighting, high-efficiency HVAC and refrigeration systems, commercial-grade cooking equipment, motor controls/variable fre-

quency drives, and more.

Toyota Missouri’s 1,000 team members produce cylinder heads for every Toyota vehicle built in North America. The manufacturer, located in Troy, Missouri, has participated in BizSavers since 2017. The plant has saved over 5.3 million kWh of electricity and reduced energy consumption by nearly 13%.

The City of St. Charles School District and Ameren Missouri's BizSavers partnership has contributed to substantial financial savings and significant green energy upgrades. This relationship has provided the district with over $1 million in rebates and incentives and has had a positive increase in the Energy Star Rating for every district building.

“One of our most recent projects took St. Charles High School, a nearly 100-year-old building, from an Energy Star Rating of 15 to

now trending at 61,” said Jeremy Shields, assistant superintendent of operations for the City of St. Charles School District.

“Not only did this improve the building environment for students and staff, but we now anticipate the district will have approximately $90,000 in annual energy savings for St. Charles High School alone.”

The BizSavers program offers several energy efficiency programs through Ameren Missouri to help commercial customers manage their energy use and reduce costs. In 2022, 1,332 commercial customers completed more than 2,000 projects, saving nearly 141 million kWh of electricity and benefiting from an estimated savings total of more than $13.7 million through the BizSavers program.

Visit AmerenMissouri.com/BizSavers to see how businesses can save.

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Submitted photo Iron workers sign a beam that will be placed in the future SSM Outpatient Center in O’Fallon.

Take Notice . . .

The events listed in this section are the latest updates as of press time, please check with individual sites for the most up to date cancellations and reschedule info.

UPCOMING EVENTS

Aug. 12: Petting zoo and pony rides

Holy Cross Lutheran Church will be providing a petting zoo and pony rides from 9 to 11 a.m. on the back lawn of their property. The church is located at 8945 Veterans Memorial Parkway in O’Fallon. There will be two ponies to ride and various animals to pet. There will be food to purchase for a quarter if you wish to feed the animals. All ages are welcome to pet the animals but only children can ride the ponies.

Aug. 24-27: Orchestra auditions

St. Charles County Youth Orchestra auditions will be held on Aug. 25, 26 and 27. Students at all levels of string, wind, brass, and percussion are invited to audition. The auditions will be held at the Grace Baptist Church Fellowship Hall St. Charles. Auditions are by appointment please visit www.sccyo.org/auditions.

Sept. 2: Car and truck show

Trinity Lutheran Church Annual Benefit Classic Car and Truck Show takes place at 1307 Boone St. in Troy. Entry Fee: $20 per class, first 100 registered get a free dash plaque and goodie bag. Registration takes place from 9 to 11 a.m., Participant Judging takes place from 11 a.m. – 12 p.m. 2023 Proceeds to Benefit: Supplies for Shower of Love in our local community and Capital Improvements for Trinity Lutheran Church. For more information email trinitytroymo@gmail.com or call Bryan Gooding, Chair at 636775-0306. Vendor spaces are available, call Deana Von Dach 623-734-3630 to register.

ONGOING EVENTS

Mondays: Optimist Club meetings

The Wentzville/Lake St. Louis Optimist Club meets on the second and fourth Monday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Wentzville IHOP, 10 Layla Lane, Wentzville, MO.. For more information contact Ed Jurotich at 314-560-1868.

Mondays: Alcoholics Anonymous

If you want to drink, that’s your

business. If you want to stop, we can help. Call Alcoholics Anonymous at 636-970-0013.

Mondays: Take off Pounds Sensibly

TOPS meet every Monday at Holy Cross Lutheran Church at 8945 Veterans Memorial Hwy in O’Fallon. Meetings at 9:30 a.m. with weigh in beginning at 8:30 a.m. For more information please call Leogene Weber. 636-399-3124.

Mondays: NAMI St. Louis Connection Recovery Support Group

If you have mental health concerns and need support, please come on Mondays at 6:30 p.m. at Friedens United Church of

Christ at 1703 Old Highway 94 South in St. Charles.

Mondays: Parent support group

Because I Love You, (BILY), Gateway parent support group meets every Monday at 7:30 p.m. at First United Methodist Church at 801 First Capitol Dr. in St. Charles. For information and directions, please contact the helpline at 314-993-7550 or email gateway_parent_help@ yahoo.com. BILY is a program of self-help for parents of troubled children (all ages). We are not professionals, but parents helping each other. The meetings are free to attend.

Mondays: Kiwanis Club meeting

Cottleville-Weldon Spring Kiwanis Club meets the first Monday of the month at noon at Bandana’s at 3446 Pheasant Meadows Dr. in O’Fallon. Contact Mary Vaughan at 314-581-0497 or Karen Grant at 773-914-4900 for more in-

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Mondays: Seasoned eye carvers meeting Meetings are held from 9 to 11 a.m. at the St. Charles Senior Citizens Center at 1455 Fairgrounds (near the Bass Pro Shop). Visitors are always welcome. For more information visit http://www.stcharlesareawoodcarvers.com/ or contact Charles Sapp at cwsapp@charter.net.

Mondays: St. Peters Rotary Club

Noon at St. Peters City Hall, One St. Peters Centre Blvd. www.stpetersrotary.org.

Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: Fitness First Exercise Class 9:30-10:30 a.m., American Legion Hall, 504 Luetkenhaus Blvd., Wentzville. 314-3696521.

Mondays: Choral Arts

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Singers practice Choral Arts Singers practice on Mondays, from 7-9 p.m. at Connection ChristianChurch, 1332 Feise Road in Dardenne Prairie. New singers (high school and older) are welcome. Auditions are not required. See www.concertarts.org.

Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: Fitness First Exercise Class 9:30-10:30 a.m., American Legion Hall, 504 Luetkenhaus Blvd., Wentzville. 314369-6521.

Mondays: St. Charles

County Council of the Blind meetings

Business meetings are held on the first Monday of each month unless otherwise specified. Currently, during the COVID pandemic, meetings are held via conference call, starting at 6:45 pm. For more information, contact Beverly Kaskadden at 636-561-6947.

Mondays: American Legion Post 388 Meets Meets the fourth Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at American Legion Hall, 607 Westridge Dr., O’Fallon, 636219-0553.

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The Coop 5055 Hwy 94 Orchard Farm

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Charlies Farm & Home 1583 W. Pearce Blvd. Wentzville Fri. & Sat. August 18 & 19

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Hoots play last game of season and set record

The O’Fallon Hoots play their home games at CarShield Field in O’Fallon and play in the Prospect League.

The Hoots (18-30,13-18) wrapped up their 2023 regular season with a match up with the visiting Springfield Lucky Horseshoes (25-29,14-13) on Saturday, Aug. 5.

In the game, the Hoots hit five home runs en route to an 18-10 victory over the Lucky Horseshoes.

Inside the Box Score:

• Drew Mize’s two-run home run, gave the Hoots a league-leading 62 home runs on the season.

• Michael Long hit home runs No. 13 and 14 to claim sole possession as the 2023 Prospect League home run leader; he batted .297 for the year as well with 33 hits and 20 walks for the year.

• Chase Beattie and Tucker Platt each hit a home run as well.

• Six Hoots batters had a multi-hit performance.

• Sam Feltz pitcher, tossed three innings allowing four hits, no runs, five strike outs and two walks.

Ambush sign No. 1 local draft pick

The St. Louis Ambush play professional soccer in the MASL with the home games at the Family Areana. Recently, they signed free agent forward Skylar Funk to a three-year deal the team announced.

Funk is a St. Louis area native who hails from Alton, Illinois. He comes to the Ambush with one season of experience in the Major Arena Soccer League.

Funk was the number one draft pick (11th overall) by the Florida Tropics in the 2022 MASL college draft. He appeared in nine games for the Tropics last season, tallying three goals and two assists.

He played collegiate soccer at Southeastern University in Lakeland, Florida and at Lewis and Clark Community College in Godfrey, Illinois. At Southeastern, he earned his bachelor’s degree in business administration. He also served as a graduate assistant coach during his final season at Southeastern.

Skylar played prep soccer at Alton High School,

where he was named large school player of the year and first team all-conference. In his youth, Funk played club soccer at St. Louis Scott Gallagher. He started playing soccer at the age of three.

Ambush co-owner, General Manager and Head Coach Jeff Locker said, “We’re pleased to welcome Skylar home. He’s a untapped talent with the attributes to become a superb indoor soccer player.”

Ambush Director of Scouting Donnie Alberty said, “Funk has the combination of physical presence and skill that are well suited to the indoor game. We feel he can develop into an important contributor to our future success.”

Funk said he is “excited to come home and play in front of an amazing fan base and being in front of family and friends.”

The Ambush will kick off their eleventh season this fall.

* For more details go to www.STLAmbush.com

Former Ambush player back on the roster

The St. Louis Ambush have re-signed veteran defender Richard Schmermund to a contract extension through the 2027-28 season, the team announced.

The 2023-24 season will be Schmermund’s eleventh in professional indoor soccer.

Schmermund is a St. Louis native who played collegiate soccer at St. Louis Community College where he was named First Team All-Conference.

* Building for the future

Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. As a fan or an athlete, Gary is all sports all the time. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural sea son, among many other activities. I am currently host ing a Health show on 97.1 FM, ‘Prime Time Health’ www.PrimeTimeSTL.com. It broadcasts Saturday nights at 8 and Sunday mornings at 9.

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RECIPE : Fuel up for summer fun

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SWEETPOTATO TAQUITOS

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: 20 minutes

Servings: 8

INGREDIENTS:

1 cup sweetpotatoes, peeled and diced small nonstick olive oil spray

1/2 cup peanut butter, preferred nut butter or nut-free butter

8 small, low-carb flour tortillas

1 cup blueberries, washed and dried

1 cup raspberries, washed and dried

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat air fryer to 400 F. Add diced sweetpotatoes to air fryer basket and lightly spray with olive oil spray. Cook sweetpotatoes 10 minutes, shaking basket 1-2 times to toss sweetpotatoes. Transfer cooked sweetpotatoes to medium bowl; add peanut butter and mix well.

Lay tortillas on counter and place

Movie:

Born and raised in South St. Louis, Steve Bryan is now based in Anaheim, California, and has been allowed access to movie and television sets to see actors and directors at work. Though his writing has taken him far from St. Louis, Steve is, at heart, still the same wide-eyed kid who spent countless hours watching classic movies at neighborhood theaters.

1-2 tablespoons sweetpotato mixture on each tortilla. Add blueberries and raspberries next to sweetpotato mixture. Roll each tortilla tightly. Place rolled tortillas, seam sides down, in air fryer. Spray tortillas lightly with olive oil spray. Cook in air fryer 6-7 minutes.

Remembering Paul ‘Pee-wee Herman’ Reubens

n 1980, John Landis directed

“The Blues Brothers,” a musical comedy starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd as Jake and Elwood Blues, two men who grew up in an orphanage. After returning to their childhood home, Sister Mary Stigmata (Kathleen Freeman) asked them to save the St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud Roman Catholic orphanage where they grew up. The duo then set out on a “Mission from God” to bring their band back together to earn enough money to pay the orphanage’s property taxes. In addition to performances from Belushi and Aykroyd, musical legends such as James Brown, Cab Calloway, Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin showed their stuff in the film.

“The Blues Brothers” also featured an actor named Paul Reubens, who had a small but memorable role as a waiter. Reubens’ character interacted briefly with the Blues Brothers after they arrived at the Chez Paul restaurant. Better known as the child-like Pee-wee Herman, Reubens passed away on July 30, 2023, after suffering from cancer. Early in his career, Reubens was able to bring his bowtie wearing alter-ego to life on stage in “The Pee-wee Herman Show” at the Groundlings Theater in Los Angeles. HBO also recorded one of his performances at Hollywood’s Roxy theater and broadcast it later that year.

One of Pee-wee’s earliest appearances was during a 1976 episode of “The Dating Game,” but he wasn’t selected by the Bachelorette. He did, however, appear several times on “The Gong Show” even though repeat performances on the show were forbidden. A few years later, Reubens was so impressed by Tim Burton’s short films that he asked Burton to direct “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure,” which became a great comedic

showcase for Paul Reubens. In this adventure, Pee-wee went on a cross-country quest to find his beloved bicycle and met such characters as “Large Marge” (Alice Nunn), a truck driver who turned out to be a ghost, and a convict named Mickey (Judd Omen), who said he was arrested for cutting the tag off a mattress.

Thanks to the film’s success, Reubens hosted “Saturday Night Live” on Nov. 23, 1985, performing entirely in character as Pee-wee Herman. In 1986, he brought the character to Saturday Morning television on “Pee-wee’s Playhouse.” Phil Hartman, John Paragon and Laurence Fishburne were part of the show, which was reportedly watched by adults as well as children. Pee-wee would often interact with “The Playhouse Gang,” a group of children inside the playhouse. Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh, Todd Rundgren, Danny Elfman and other musicians contributed to the soundtrack. The Emmy Award-winning series ran on CBS from 1986 to 1990.

In later years, Reubens joined the cast of Kinka Usher’s “Mystery Men,” a 1999 film that focused on Champion City, a metropolis with only one notable superhero. In this film, Ben Stiller, Hank Azaria and William H. Macy played regular guys with questionable abilities. Macy, for instance, was the Shoveler who, in his words, “shoveled well.” After an absence from TV and films, Paul Reubens turned in a great performance as the Spleen, another would-be hero whose extreme flatulence could knock people out. The would-be heroes tried to save Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear), but that rescue ended badly.

In his lifetime, Paul Reubens made audiences laugh and even cry at times. He will be missed.

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Moore on Life

I’ve noticed a lot of heated disagreements, chaos, contention and tacky war of words going on in the world lately and most of them are just before date night at our house.

My husband and I decided the best way to keep our relationship strong and thriving was to go out to a movie. You know, sit close to each other; share a carton of popcorn; drink out of the same straw from our soda…so romantic.

Easy enough; pick one and go. So, I did.

“Oh look! ‘Barbie’ is playing. Doesn’t that sound fun? Let’s go,” I said.

“’Barbie?!’ As in the doll? As in a girly movie for tweeners?” he said.

“No, no, no. I’ve heard it’s hilarious and has the type of humor for grownup ladies and guys too.”

“Is that the same one your sister and all her friends dressed up in pink for?”

“Possibly. But you wouldn’t have to wear pink…much.”

“I don’t own anything pink so that lets me off.”

“Umm, you do have those white gym socks that I accidentally washed with my red sweats. They’re the perfect shade of Barbie pink.”

“What?! I thought I told you to toss those.”

“They were practically new. I put them in the garage with the rags you use to wash your car with. I’ll go get them.”

“Not gonna do it.”

“But Gosling’s in the movie.”

“Huh? I’m supposed to be tempted by a young goose?”

“No, I mean Ryan.”

“I don’t care what its name is, I’m not going. I’d have to turn in my man card at the door and never get it back again.”

“Fine. What movie do you want to see?”

“’Mission Impossible’ or ‘Oppenheimer.’”

“Oh great, one explosion after another followed by a really gigantic explosion.”

We sulked for a while not speaking to one another. So much for our romantic date night.

“I know, let’s do this the only fair and democratic way: rock, paper, scissors,” I said.

My rock totally destroyed his scissors.

The popcorn and soda were great; the movie was hysterical plus he looked very fetching in his pink socks. I don’t think he’ll even miss his man card after this.

Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological

Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings. Most recently, she

The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s

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14. Coach's talk

15. Long-necked wader

16. Did not go out to eat (2 words)

17. Chi preceder

18. Top scout

19. *'90s children's series "____ in Pyjamas"

21. *Alternative to stick

23. T-cell killer, acr.

24. Show worry

25. Knee-related acronym

28. Sushi restaurant's boozy offering

30. *Grilled cheese and ____ soup

35. Mouse to a snake

37. In ____, or together

39. Convicted one

40. *Pear or quince, botanically speaking

41. California and Nevada lake

43. Raja's daughter

44. Uncouth ones

46. Of two minds

47. René Descartes' "therefore"

48. Make wealthy

50. Use a surgical beam

52. Gingerbread creation

53. *When fruit is ready

55. Red-white-and-blue inits.

57. *"Hot" vegetableshaped toy

60. *L in BLT

64. 3-D picture in a book

65. U.N. workers' grp.

67. Owned house or car, e.g.

68. Item on a cell phone bill

69. What's old is new again, prefix

70. Popular electric car

71. Hair styling products

72. Scottish cap

73. British peers

DOWN

1. Block of concrete, e.g.

2. Pocket bread

3. Baker's baker

4. Dickens's Heep

5. Serena's sport

6. Prefers

7. *Fairytale princess test

8. Virgo's brightest star

9. Letter opener

10. Ship to Colchis

11. Airhead

12. The loneliest number?

15. Concerning this

20. Nautical "Stop!"

22. College assessment

test, acr.

24. Camera's tiny aperture

25. *Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter

26. Sing like Tony Bennett

27. Madagascar primate

29. Myanmar currency

31. Bébé's mother

32. Rooster, in the olden days

33. Polynesian kingdom

34. *Layered bulb

36. Giant Himalayan?

38. Lady Grantham of "Downton Abbey"

42. Follow as a consequence

45. Claw mark

49. "Battleship" exclamation

51. Heir's concern

54. *At the end of a hot pepper or many a sweet potato

56. Cruising

57. Prepare to be shot

58. October birthstone

59. What Little Toot does 60. *Fruit of the ____

61. Brezhnev's domain

62. Jailbird's home

63. Airline postings 64. Dog breed from China

66. Grazing ground

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