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August 22, 2018

A champion for children

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Healthy Living Strokes: what to know. Pg. 3

School Wentzville educator selected as finalist for presidential teaching award. Pg. 8

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Photo courtesy Wentzville School District Cheri Thurman (wearing the robe) is presented the Spirit of Crazy Horse Award by Larry Brendrto, Martin Brokenleg and Steve Van Bockern, authors of “Reclaiming Youth at Risk: Our Hope for the Future,” and creators of the Circle of Courage.

Wentzville Assistant Superintendent of Student Services wins international award for supporting and advocating for vulnerable youth

By Brett Auten Cheri Thurman has always been there for the underdog, the outcast and the ignored.

Thurman is the Assistant Superintendent of Student Services for the Wentzville School District and has worked in special education for over 40 years. In July, she was named the 2018 recipient of the Spirit of Crazy Horse Award by Reclaiming Youth International. The international award is given each year to an individual whose distinguished contributions through practice, policy development or research, creates courage for discouraged children and helps reclaim our most vulnerable youth.

Thurman has been with the Wentzville School District since 1985. She has a Mas-

ter of Science in Special Education, with an emphasis in students with social and emotional challenges, from the University of Idaho. Early in her career, she co-managed a classroom for severely emotionally troubled students that was recognized as a Model Program by the state of Oregon.

From there she moved to Missouri, where she started the Therapeutic Learning Center at Wentzville, which was recognized by the state of Missouri as a Model Program and was the first in-district, on-campus, day treatment model in the state. For 29 years, she has been working in the Wentzville School District as a district-level administrator, teaching staff to connect with students who struggle with emotional disorders. Throughout her career, Thurman

has been a champion of children who need someone to value them as unique individuals and look beyond their self-defeating behavior patterns. She sees a child’s behavior as a means of communication.

“Children are telling us they have a need.

If we will listen, they will talk; and if we are genuine, they will trust,” Thurman said. “In order for children to thrive, they need a sense of belonging, mastery, independence and generosity.”

This yearning to help be the voice of these children has its roots close to home.

“I think I came from a situation that occurred when my brother was in school,” Thurman said. “He was very intelligent but struggled some and his experiences were See ‘CHAMPION’ page 2

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pretty hurtful in a school system, and he really struggled because of that. As I went on in my education, I was determined early on that I would not be part of that kind of system and that I would not be the next adult in these kids’ life to reject them.”

Thurman has introduced several alternative programs in the Wentzville School District based on a teacher/therapist model.

In addition to the Therapeutic Learning Center, Thurman has brought the Stepping Stones program, Educational Support Counselor Clinical Mental Health Program, District System of Care, High School Alternative Program, Middle School Alternative Program, Anabranch, Substance Abuse Intervention Program and the acquisition of the private Mind Development Program (created and directed

by Stacy Altrup) to the Wentzville School District.

Wentzville School District Superintendent Dr. Curtis Cain called Thurman a true champion for all kids, especially those without a voice.

“She has fought for what is right – not popular – for the entirety of her career, and especially in her 30- plus years in the Wentzville School District,” Cain said. “I have yet to see a challenge outlast her passion for kids. She has never lost her north star and has nurtured, challenged and supported countless others – including me – to do the same. It is a privilege to work beside her.

Simply put, Cheri is one of the most committed and dedicated child-centered educators I have, or will ever, know. I can’t think of anyone in this field more deserving of this recognition.”

When she is not building and molding programs at WSD, Thurman is an avid reader who enjoys time with her dog and has called the physical fitness system Pilates a, “lifesaver for me.”

As for the future, she will continue to put her nose to the grindstone.

“I will continue to construct new programs in and around the district,” Thurman said.

“We have a focus on building a ‘trauma-informed culture.’ I will continue to educate the staff and help when and where I can to make kids’ lives a little better no matter what crisis or sadness they have been exposed to.”

Past recipients of the Spirit of Crazy Horse Award include Muhammad Ali, former United Nations Ambassador George McGovern, former United States Attorney General Janet Reno,

and Peter Yarrow of folk music trio Peter, Paul, and Mary. Thurman received the award during the 25th Annual Black Hills Seminar in Rapid City, South Dakota, held July 27-29.

“Honestly, I was shocked,” Thurman said when she found out she won. “I have known for years the group of people who support at-risk children and have received this award. It is an honor to be recognized by Reclaiming Youth International.

They have been such a support and a motivation for the work I have done. They are people I am in awe of, and when you realize the list of people from around the globe who have received this award, it is difficult to find the words to express my gratitude.”

St. Charles County’s Riverside Landing boat ramp opens St. Charles County’s newest recreation area opened Aug. 18, just in time for the popular Blessing of the Fleet along the Mississippi River. Riverside Landing, the former privately-owned pay dock located between Kampville Drive and Huster Road in St. Charles, is now St. Charles County Parks’ property and access to the river is free to the public.

The 7.73-acre park was purchased in March 2018 by the St. Charles County Parks and Recreation Department and will be developed into a unique outdoor recreational attraction. A boat ramp and dock, boat slips and kayak launch area will be available through the rest of the boating season. The

park will close this winter to undergo major renovations including the installation of several small and large campsites that will accommodate recreational vehicles, dayuse picnic areas, a walking trail, a spacious fire pit area and a play area for children. Restroom facilities, water and electric will be available on site. It is anticipated that Riverside Landing will reopen to the public in the summer of 2019.

“Riverside Landing is going to be the place to go for kayaking, canoeing, boating and other water sports, as well as camping, fishing and hunting along the Mississippi River and Dardenne Creek,” said St. Charles County Parks Director Ryan Graham. “This

popular ‘blueway’ area of the river, known as Alton Lake, is 40,000 acres and 38 miles long. It will be the perfect summer destination close to home.”

The St. Charles County Parks and Recreation Department has added three new parks this year alone. In addition to the Riverside Landing, The Park at New Melle Lakes opens on Sept. 29 and Veterans Tribute Park in Weldon Spring opens this fall.

This increases the total number of county parks open to the public from 12 to 15 and the total amount of acquired park land to 3,643 acres.

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Strokes: what to know

By Meagan Goddard Strokes are caused by either a clot in the brain or a brain bleed.

These abnormalities in the brain can have life-threatening complications, but can be reversed if caught quickly enough. Learn how to recognize the signs of a stroke and what to do if you suspect you or a loved one is experiencing a stroke.

What is a stroke?

There are two major kinds of strokes: ischemic and hemorrhagic. An ischemic stroke is a restriction of blood to the brain, either from a blood clot or plaque build-up. Ischemic strokes make up about 87 percent of all strokes. A hemorrhagic stroke is caused by weakened blood vessels bursting in the brain, causing a brain bleed.

What are the common symptoms of a stroke?

FAST is an acronym to help you easily remember the most common symptoms of strokes.

Face: Facial drooping on one side of the face.

Arms: Weakness in one arm or in one whole side of the body.

Speech: Slurred speech or overall trouble speaking.

Time: If you recognize any of the symptoms above, it’s time to call 911.

How are strokes treated?

For an ischemic stroke, some patients will be administered TPA, a clot-busting drug. This medication breaks up the blood clot in the brain to restore blood flow. It’s important to seek medical attention as soon as stroke symptoms present, as this drug can only be administered within a certain window of time. While TPA gives the greatest chance of a full recovery, there are several therapies available that can help restore movement and speech over time.

Alzheimer’s Association Walk To End Alzheimer’s In St. Charles to join the fight against the disease The Alzheimer’s Association is inviting St. Charles residents to join the fight to end Alzheimer’s by participating in the Alzheimer’s Association Walk to End Alzheimer’s. The walk will take place on Sept. 29 at St. Charles Community College in Cottleville.

Alzheimer’s Association Walk to End Alzheimer’s participants will complete a one or two mile walk and will learn about Alzheimer’s disease, advocacy opportunities, clinical studies enrollment and support programs and services from the Alzheimer’s Association. Walk participants will also join in a meaningful tribute ceremony to honor those affected by Alzheimer’s disease.

“The fight to end Alzheimer’s is growing more urgent every year. Each Walk to End Alzheimer’s is a new opportunity to raise money and awareness and show families that they are not alone,” Stacy Tew-Lovasz, Greater Missouri Chapter President.

In addition to the one or two mile walk, participants will enjoy food, beverages and family fun.

More than five million Americans are liv-

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ing with Alzheimer’s disease, the sixth-leading cause of death in the U.S. and the only disease among the top 10 causes that cannot be cured, prevented or even slowed. Additionally, more than 15 million family and friends provide care to people with Alzheimer’s and other dementias in the U.S. In Missouri alone, there are more than 110,000 people living with the disease and 314,000 caregivers.

Register today. Sign up as a Team Captain, join a team or register to walk as an individual at alz.org/walk.

How can I prevent a stroke?

There are both modifiable and non-modifiable risk factors for stroke. Non-modifiable factors are those that you cannot control, including genetics and age. Modifiable risk factors can be controlled. A poor diet, lack of exercise and smoking can increase the risk of stroke. It is recommended to eat a heart healthy diet — what’s healthy for your heart is healthy for your brain. It’s also important to exercise regularly and quit smoking. By making these healthy lifestyle choices, you can greatly decrease your risk of a stroke.

Meagan Goddard is the stroke and regulatory coordinator for Barnes-Jewish St. Peters and Progress West Hospitals. Prevention tactics become very crucial after an initial stroke, as many patients are at a higher risk of having a second stroke. To learn more about support groups for stroke patients and caregivers, visit BJCStCharlesCounty.org/Events.

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Save the date for Celebrate St. Peters 2018 at 370 Lakeside Park Whether you’re a lover of country or rock music, you’re in for a treat at Celebrate St. Peters 2018 when some major acts take the stage with free live concerts on Friday and Saturday nights.

Plus, carnival rides, game booths, tasty food, local vendors and crafters, family entertainment, fireworks and more will return to 370 Lakeside Park during the eighth annual Celebrate St. Peters festival on Sept. 14 and 15.

Pam Tillis and Lorrie Morgan will get the party going Friday night with their style, flair and undeniable talent as their Grits and Glamour Tour brings a fun night of country music to St. Peters. Pam and Lorrie have recorded 28 top 10 hits, more than 18 million records sold, and 12 number one songs. Jesse Keith Whitley will open at 7 p.m.

“Sister Christian, oh the time has come!” That’s right, coming to Celebrate St. Peters 2018 on Saturday night, with their 35th anniversary tour— it’s Night Ranger! They’re playing all their hits, plus deep cuts from their entire catalogue. This great night of rock opens with Contagious at 7 p.m.

Saturday afternoon entertainment will include Butch Wax and The Hollywoods with Theo Peo-

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ples on the Celebrate Stage and Chef Bananas and Abra-Kid-Abra in the Community News Family Area.

Free family entertainment also will include The Home Depot Kids Workshop, plus game booths and inflatables.

Save money on Reserved Parking Passes and unlimited carnival rides by making purchases in advance at St. Peters City Hall or the Rec-Plex.

Take advantage of the Celebrate St. Peters Family Special to save up to $21 on convenient parking and unlimited carnival rides.

Check out www.stpetersmo.net/celebrate to learn more.

Inspiration Corner: Camping and consuming quality comestibles

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I looked at my friend’s plate and paled. The food wasn’t moving but it could have. The first thing to instigate nausea was the tiny, lidless eyeballs. The next thing to get me was the suction cups on the legs. I had asked her to bring healthy food but really, who brings baby squid to a campfire? I’m all for living a healthy lifestyle, but if there is any chance the food will wiggle in my mouth, forget about it.

Have you ever wanted to lose weight but thought consuming quality comestibles might kill you? Worse, did you plunk down hard-earned cash for a campfire cookbook only to find an ingredient list that was half a page long and filled with foods you couldn’t pronounce? Me too!

When I used to plan a camping trip I wrote down the basics; hotdogs, hamburgers, corn-onthe-cob, foil wrapped potatoes and ingredients for s’mores. But once I began to live a healthy lifestyle, I could eat those things no longer. My decision to eat “clean” conflicted with every campfire meal I had previously consumed. Therefore I had to adopt a new strategy and no, it did not include ink-squiring invertebrates.

My husband raised an eyebrow when I grabbed the potato peeler. “What on earth are you doing?”

I grabbed a carrot and prepared to filet, “Prepping my camp food.” He sighed and walked away.

“I hope you don’t think I’m eating that.”

But he did eat it and he liked it too. Because carrots roasted with fresh onion, butter and thyme are actually very tasty. For ease, I peeled, chopped and put them in Ziploc bags in the cooler until they were ready for the foil. Is it just

me or does everything taste better when cooked over the fire? The chicken required a little more effort. To be candid, I cooked my boneless, skinless chicken breasts at home and re-heated them in foil with zucchini and mushrooms. It requires a little more prep work but it is well worth the effort. For dessert I prepared grapes and sweet cherries. My friend brought pineapple to supplement her lidless invertebrates, and when we were done eating, we watched the stars twinkle while the whippoorwills called. And candidly, I even lost a few pounds on vacation this year (though that was probably from sweating in the heat!).

Today, if you would like to lose weight and have fun camping, don’t overthink it. You can make simple meals that taste great and satisfy your sweet tooth. Make a trip to Aldi or your local farmer’s market and pick up fresh fruits and vegetables. Avoid processed foods like breads, sugar-laden granola and soda. Drink lots of water, walk in the sunshine and relax. And maybe, if you cut the calories in other places you can even still have your ice cold beer. For more inspiration follow me on my blog: www.destinationdiscipline.com.

Margaret Wolfinbarger is a wife and mother of three peculiar children.

She lives in St. Charles and likes to shine light into dark places.

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2018 St. Charles County Fair Queen crowned in Wentzville Alexa Daly was crowned the 2018 St. Charles County Fair Queen on July 24 at Rotary Park in Wentzville.

The 18-year-old from O’Fallon also received first place in the talent competition, playing “Dream Sequence #3,” a marimba solo by Tracy Thomas.

Daly said her contest experience was excellent and encourages young women to step out of their comfort zone and challenge themselves. The experience has provided her with opportunities to meet new people, improve her public speaking and be a positive role model.

Her hobbies include welding, playing the marimba, competing at area horse shows or rodeos, riding Western Pleasure, Hunter/Jumper, or Poles and Barrels.

Daly graduated this past May from Fort Zumwalt South

High School, where she was active in the Marching Band, Modulation Z Winter Drumline and the Robotics Team.

Daly has received the Blue and Gold Academic Scholarship to attend Southern Arkansas University where she plans on pursuing her education in equine sciences and minoring in welding engineering.

Daly would like to thank her parents, Darren and Theresa Daly and her sponsor, Farmer Insurance - The Akers Agency, for making it possible for her to compete this year.

Other winners included first runner-up Courtney Pyrtle, second runner-up Rachel Love, who also received first runner-up talent, congeniality winner Lucy Boschert and top evening gown winner Cora Besselman, who also received second runner-up talent.

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Public school superintendents meet with county executive to discuss new St. Charles County CAPS Consortium In August, the new St. Charles County CAPS Consortium will begin its work pairing high school students and local businesses for the 2018-19 school year. After more than a year of coordination between the five public school districts in St. Charles County, local superintendents and CAPS officials met with St. Charles County Executive Steve Ehlmann to discuss this new initiative and how it will impact students and businesses.

CAPS, or Center for Advanced Professional Studies, teaches business etiquette and soft skills to participating high school juniors and seniors. It also places them in business internships during the school day to work on meaningful business projects and learn about specific career pathways. High school and college credit will be awarded to successful students in the program. Initial career tracks include healthcare, information technology and global business/entrepreneurship.

Nearly 150 high school students are enrolled in the new CAPS program, which will begin with a special kick-off event Aug. 14 at Lindenwood University.

“The public schools in St. Charles County are already among the best in Missouri,” says St. Charles County Executive Steve Ehlmann. “The new CAPS program is an excellent addition to the local curriculum that will help better prepare students for their future careers and help

build new connections between our schools and growing businesses that are looking for their future workforce.”

Businesses currently participating in the CAPS Consortium include BJC HealthCare, Spectrum, EDC Business & Community Partners, SSM Health, Stauder Technologies and Vatterott College.

County Executive Ehlmann congratulated the superintendents and boards of Fort Zumwalt, Francis Howell, Orchard Farm, St. Charles and Wentzville school districts.

“As a former educator, I know the importance of getting students excited and engaged in what they are learning. The efforts of everyone involved in establishing the new CAPS Consortium in St. Charles County are to be congratulated,” he said.

Ehlmann and educators also talked about ways to provide mentorships, career shadowing and summer internships so even more students can gain “real-world” business experience prior to high school graduation.

“It will benefit everyone if we can get more business leaders and employers to partner with our schools on initiatives like CAPS, STEM, career shadowing and internships. It is up to all of us working together in the community to help prepare the workforce of tomorrow that we need and want in St. Charles County,” he said.

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Wentzville educator selected as finalist for presidential teaching award

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Terri Politte, Assistant Principal at Boone Trail Elementary in the Wentzville School District, has been selected as a Finalist for the 2018 Presidential Award for Excellence in Mathematics and Science Teaching (PAEMST). The award is the highest recognition that a K-12 mathematics or science teacher can receive for outstanding teaching in the United States.

Politte’s selection as a finalist is based on her classroom work as a sixth grade math teacher at Duello Elementary (also in the Wentzville School District) prior to her being named assistant principal at Boone Trail in June.

The awards are given to mathematics and science teachers from each of the 50 states and four U.S. jurisdictions. It recognizes those teachers who develop and implement a high-quality instructional program that enhances student learning.

Politte is only one of two math teachers in Missouri selected to represent the state as finalists for the PAEMST. “I am very humbled and honored to be considered for this prestigious award,” said Politte.

“The success I have found in education is due to the selflessness of mentors, leaders, and teammates that have invested their time and energy in helping me

grow professionally. I feel so fortunate to work in the Wentzville School District, where I am continuously supported as a learner and leader.”

Politte is the seventh WSD educator in six years to receive this prestigious recognition for excellence in teaching. Two WSD educators, Laura Parn and Kathryn Schack, were named recipients of the Presidential Award in 2012 and 2014, respectively.

“Terri Politte is an exceptional mathematics teacher and leader, one genuinely deserving of this distinction,” said Duello Elementary Principal, and former PAEMST recipient, Laura Parn. “She is a leader in both her knowledge of the mathematics content, and her instructional strategies to deliver the content to students through engaging and meaningful lessons. Her commitment to improving her work is not limited strictly to the mathematics content. She is aware that in order to educate a developing mathematician, the needs of the child must be met holistically. This model and her constant reflection on how she might continue to improve her practices have allowed her to build positive rapport with her students and families. Terri not only belongs in the same company, but will also bring great

Photo courtesy Wentzville School District Terri Politte, Assistant Principal at Boone Trail Elementary in the Wentzville School District, has been selected as a Finalist for the 2018 Presidential Award for Excellence in Mathematics and Science Teaching.

credit to, the community of previous PAEMST winners and will further the goal of highlighting and promoting academic excellence for students through innovative mathematics instruction.”

The White House will announce the winners next year.

Those selected for this presidential honor will receive a $10,000 award from the National Science Foundation to be used at their discretion. They also are invited to Washington, D.C., for an awards ceremony, educational events, and visits with members of Congress and the Administration.

FHSD celebrates record number of AP Scholars for 2017-18

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Francis Howell School District is proud to announce that 266 students, the most in district history, have been named Advanced Placement (AP) Scholars for 2017-18. The AP program recognizes high school students who have demonstrated outstanding college-level achievement through AP courses and exams with the prestigious AP Scholar Awards.

“The rigorous coursework provided by these classes allows our students to earn college credit, develop college-level skills, and increase their understanding of potential career pathways,” said Chief Academic Officer Dr. Nathan Hoven. “We continue to increase the number of students taking these challenging classes, and our students continue to increase their scores, as well. We are very proud of all of our students who have earned AP Scholar recognition.”

There are four different levels of the AP award that students can achieve. FHSD had 143 students who received scores of 3 or higher on three

or more AP exams and earned the AP Scholar award. The AP Scholar with Honor award is granted to students who receive an average score of at least 3.25 on all AP Exams taken, and scores of 3 or higher on four or more of these exams.

FHSD had 46 students who earned the AP Scholar with Honor award. FHSD had 77 students who received an average score of at least 3.5 on all AP Exams taken, and scores of 3 or higher on five or more of these exams, and earned the AP Scholar with Distinction award. The National AP Scholar award is granted to students in the United States who receive an average score of at least 4 on all AP Exams taken, and scores of 4 or higher on eight or more of these exams. Francis Howell had 12 students earn the very prestigious National AP Scholar award.

The majority of AP Award recipients were graduating seniors, but there were more than 100 juniors who earned AP Awards that will return to FHSD for the new school year.

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Direct Patient Care St. Louis celebrates new business with ribbon cutting

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Dr. Robb Hicks, President and Founder of Direct Patient Care St. Louis, cut the ribbon on his new business, Direct Patient Care St. Louis on Aug. 1. Direct Patient Care St. Louis is located at 500 Jungermann Road, Suite 203 in St. Peters.

Joining Hicks was city of St. Peters Mayor Len Pagano and members of the board of alderman.

Also attending the ribbon cutting were clients, neighboring business owners and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce.

Direct Patient Care St. Louis is a membership medicine model of patient care. For a modest monthly fee, you have a direct relationship with your doctor. You’ll receive the full range of comprehensive primary care services, such as acute and urgent care visits, regular checkups, preventative care and chronic disease management. For more information on Direct Patient Care St. Louis and how membership medicine could work for you, please call 314-680-1632 or visit his website at www.DPCStL.com.

Tru by Hilton celebrates grand opening with ribbon cutting

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Ben Kinseth, Director of Operations, cut the ribbon on the new Tru by Hilton Hotel on Aug. 8.

Tru by Hilton is located at 333 Camelback Road in St. Charles.

Helping Kinseth cut the ribbon was city of St. Charles Mayor Sally Faith. Also on hand was General Manager Lori Lammers, staff with Tru

by Hilton, hotel guests and board members and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce.

Tru by Hilton is a five-story, 87 room hotel geared toward budget-conscious guests. Rooms range in price between $75 and $95 with the room designs fitting into the live-work-play environment of the Streets of St. Charles. For more information on Tru by Hilton at the Streets of St. Charles or available hotel stays, please contact 636-669-2500 or visit their website at www.tru.hilton.com.

Owner Shyam Basnet cut the ribbon on his new business Whimzy Collection on Aug. 9.

Whimzy Collection is located at 300 North Main Street in Historic St. Charles.

Helping Basnet cut the ribbon was city of St. Charles Mayor Sally Faith. Also on hand were friends, co-workers and ambassadors with the Greater St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce.

Whimzy Collection features handmade items imported from Napal. You can find jackets, pants, purses, backpacks, hats, jewelry and much more. It’s a great place to go to find that one of a kind item for the hard to buy for person in your life.

For more information on Whimzy Collection, please contact Shyam at 636-757-3761.

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EVENTS Aug. 20-22: Theater auditions

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Center Stage Theatre will hold open auditions for “My Three Angels” at 7 p.m. on Aug. 20-21. Auditions will be held in the Donald D. Shook Fine Arts Building theater on the SCC campus.

Callbacks will be at 7 p.m. on Aug. 22.

Roles are available for seven men and three women. Auditions are open to the community and will consist of a cold reading from the script, which are on reserve at the SCC library. A prepared monologue is suggested but not required. The show will be performed at 7:30 p.m. Sept. 26-29; 10 a.m. Sept.

27; and 2:00 p.m. Sept. 30. Tickets are free to SCC students with ID, $8 for general admission, $6 for seniors, veterans and students. The campus is located at 4601 Mid Rivers Mall Dr. in Cottleville. For more information, contact Debbie Phillips, director, dphillips@stchas.edu.

Aug. 31: Food drive

The International Wood Collectors Society will host an open house in the Embassy Suites Windsor Room in St. Charles. Woodworkers and collectors from around the world will be showing their work from 7 – 9 p.m. Admission is free.

Aug. 24: Beach Blast Dance

Sept. 1: Car show

Join DJ Gary Williams of Juke Box Productions for a Beach Blast Dance at the St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre from 7-10 p.m. Individual, couples and groups are welcome. Bring your own snacks; soda will be available for purchase. Tickets are $7 per person at the door. Show a St. Peters Resident Privilege Card or a Cultural Arts Centre membership card at the door and receive a discount of $1 off admission.

St. Peters Cultural Arts Centre is located in the west wing of St. Peters City Hall at One St. Peters Centre Blvd. in St. Peters. For more information, call 636-397-6903, ext. 1624, or visit www. stpetersmo.net/arts.

Aug. 25: Fundraiser gala

United Services for Children will host its 35th annual gala, “Magical Moments – An Evening Under the Stars,” in the Discovery Ballroom of Ameristar Casino-St. Charles. United Services will present the Champions for Children award to Joel and Janet Brett.

They will also bestow the Community Partnership Award to the Renaud Spirit Center – city of O’Fallon. More than 300 guests typically attend the gala. Please visit www.unitedservicesforchildren.org for more information on the gala, including tickets and sponsorship opportunities.

Aug. 25: Gospel concert

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The After Hours Community band is hosting their Summer Pops concert at 7:30 p.m.at Harvest Ridge Elementary School at 1220 Harvest Ridge Drive in St. Charles. The program will include marches, show/movie themes and patriotic selections. All are welcome.

For more information call Joyce at 636-946-7848.

When you are visiting a branch of the St. Charles City-County Library District in O’Fallon during August you will see a large red container on wheels that says “Food Drive.” The Kiwanis Club of O’Fallon is sponsoring this drive to help the O’Fallon Salvation Army Food Pantry replenish their shelves. Donations of food slow down during the summer months and the food pantry needs help with providing certain types of food for people in the community. Some of the items they need the most right now include: canned meat (most important), cream of chicken and mushroom soup, SpagettiOs, pasta sauce in a can, ketchup, mayo, saltine crackers and instant rice or bags of rice. Any other food donations are welcome too. Drop your donations off at the Middendorf-Kredell Branch, Deer Run Branch or the Library Express at Winghaven Branch through Aug. 31.

Aug. 22: Woodworkers open house

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Aug 28: Free band concert

New Beginnings Worship Center Church at 108 Birdie Hills Rd. in St. Peters will host the gospel singers The Wanda Mountain Boys at 6 p.m. For more information call 636-544-2030 or 314-269-6304.

The Trinity Lutheran Church Benefit Car Show takes place at 1307 W Boone St. in Troy from 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. (Rain date is Sept. 15.) The show will include 16 classes for classic cars, trucks and motorcycles from 1900 to current, and trophies will be presented from first to third place in each class, as well as special awards for Ladies Choice and People’s Choice. Registration is from 10:00 a.m. – noon. Participant judging is from 12:00 – 2:00 p.m. and awards will be at 3:00 p.m. Cost is only $20 per class. Dash plaques to the first 50 registered entries. Bring the entire family and enjoy good food, music, a silent auction and shop the vendor’s area. All proceeds go to a great cause. To pre-register or if you have questions, contact Jim Lalumondiere at 636-290-2535 or stop in Trinity Lutheran Church and see Letta Smith at the office.

Sept. 2: Car show

The S.L.I.C.K. (St. Louis Independent Car Club) will hold its 21st Annual Car Show benefiting The Backstoppers at the Harvester Lions Club at 4835 Central School Rd. in St. Charles. (Rain date is Sept. 9). The Lions Club will also be providing food and drink. Cars can register for judging for a nominal $20 and if the owner prefers, he or she can “Display Only” for $15. Pre-registration for judging includes one car show t-shirt in your size choice. Registration takes place from 8 a.m. to noon with an awards presentation at 3 p.m.

There will be goody bags, awards, dash plaques, drawings and gifts for participants. Throughout the day there will be music by “DJ” Jim Dalton.

Sept. 5: Prayer breakfast

Major Jeffrey Struecker, Task Force Ranger/U.S. Army Retired, is well known as a major participant in the event we all know as Black Hawk Down. He will address the Twenty-Fourth Annual Businessmen’s Prayer Breakfast of St. Charles County, an interdenominational event. The breakfast will be held at 7:30 a.m. at the St. Charles Convention Center at One Convention Plaza in St. Charles.

Doors open at 7:00 a.m. Jeffrey Struecker follows last year’s inspiring message from David Barton the Founder and President of WallBuilders, that presents America’s forgotten history and heroes, with an emphasis on our moral, religious and constitutional heritage. The prayer breakfast is a consistent “sell-out” and those interested in attending should visit the Ministry to Men website at www.ministrytomen.net to purchase tickets.

Sept. 7: Free skin care event

A free skin care event takes place from 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. at Laser Lipo and Vein at 830 Waterbury Falls Dr, #202 in O’Fallon. Learn about solutions for your skin. For more information call 636-614-1665.

Sept. 9: Patriot Day run

Run in the Eighth Annual Patriot Day Run at CarShield Field (Rascals Stadium) in O’Fallon. This event supports Backstoppers Inc. and USO Missouri, Inc. and honors all those heroes who perished on 9-11, first responders and military. The 5K and 10K races are $30 and begin at 8:00 a.m. One-mile fun run is $25 and 1/4 mile soldier march is $20. These begin at 8:30 a.m.

Register at kofcpatriotdayrun.com.

Participants receive a shirt and a challenge coin at the event. Presented by St. Patrick Assembly Knights of Columbus #2620.

Sept. 13: Square dance lessons

Free square dance lesson starting Sept.

13 at Windsor Place Retirement Living at 2150 W Randolph in St. Charles from 7:30 – 9:00 p.m. every Thursday.

Sponsored by Wheelers and Dealers Square Dance Club. Contact Judy at 314-757-9756 or Lucy at 636-3913822.

Sept. 15: Craft fair

Tri County Advisory Board To Probation And Parole Probation and Parole District 17, Missouri Department of Correction invites you to their Sixth Annual Christmas in September Craft Fair at Calvary Church at 3998 Mid Rivers Mall Dr. in St. Peters from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Crafters are needed.

Please contact Esther Angelos at marlofan@charter.net, home phone 636441-0329 or cell 314-477-5096.

Sept. 16: Square dance open house

This is a free event to introduce non-dancers to the fun world of square dancing. Come with a partner, come with a group, or come alone. You’ll make new friends, get some exercise, most of all you’ll have fun. Your first

www.mycnews.com • Community News - St. Charles County • August 22, 2018 lesson is free from 2 - 4 p.m. at First United Methodist Church at 801 First Capitol Drive in St. Charles. Call 636978-6857 for more information or visit www.stpeterssquares.com.

Sept. 17 Toast & Taste fundraiser

The Child Center, Inc. is excited to invite everyone to a tasty night out at their annual Toast & Taste fundraiser.

Each guest will enjoy a variety of great tasting beers, wines, bourbons, and savory appetizers in a pleasant atmosphere. The event will take place at The Rack House Kitchen Wine Whiskey located at 5065 Hwy N in Cottleville from 6 - 10 p.m. Guests will be able to eat, drink, mix and mingle all while listening to live music from Bob Born.

There will also be a silent auction and raffles throughout the evening. Additional beverages and food will be available for purchase. Seating is limited, so attendees are urged to purchase tickets early by visiting www.TheChildCenter.com/Tasting. The event is 21 years old and over and the admission is $50 per person. Sponsorships are available starting at $150.

Sept. 18: Free speakers series

“Making Public Safety Personal” is the topic for the upcoming #SCCMore Speaker Series. This presentation will take place at the McClay Library Branch at 2760 McClay Road in St. Charles from 7-8:30 p.m. Colonel David Todd, Chief of the St. Charles County Police Department will speak about a variety of public safety and emergency issues. Todd will discuss the structure of St. Charles County law enforcement and public services available through the police department, as well as the impact of the opioid epidemic on police and general safety precautions. He will also provide an overview of the county’s new Emergency Operations Center in O’Fallon.

Residents will have the opportunity to ask questions after the program. The #SCCMore Speaker Series is free, but registration is requested. To register, or for information on future #SCCMore Speaker Series programs, visit sccmo. org/SpeakerSeries.

tleville Parkway. All parking is free. For a full list of colleges and universities attending the college fair, visit stchas. edu/collegefair. For more information, contact Rachael Ragsdale, admissions counselor, at 636-922-8600 or rragsdale@stchas.edu.

Sept. 21-23: Flower show

The Greater St. Louis Council of Nationally Accredited Flower Show Judges presents an NGC Design Specialty Flower Show, “Steppin’ Out in St. Charles” at the Builders Home & Remodeling Show, at the St. Charles Convention Center. Show is free and open to the public. Hours are Friday: noon-7 p.m., Saturday: 10 a.m. -7 p.m. and Sunday 10 a.m. - 5p.m.

Sept. 30: St. Charles Flames Tryouts

Now through September 30, St. Charles Flames are recruiting girls, 6 8th grade for the 2018 - 2019 basketball season. The St. Charles Flames are a competitive AAU basketball team. For www.treesbywoody.net more information, contact Jerry Booker at (636)262-4895, stcharlesflames@ charter.net, or visit the website at www. stcharlesbasketballclub.org

Oct. 1: Golf tournament

Operation Food Search, a nonprofit hunger relief organization, will host its 25th annual golf tournament presented

by Ascension Health with registration beginning at 11 a.m. and a shotgun start at noon. The tournament will be held at WingHaven Country Club, St. Louis’ only Nicklaus-designed course, located at 7777 Winghaven Blvd. in O’Fallon. Tickets – which are $300 per

golfer or $1,200 per team of four golfers – include 18 holes with golf cart, golf goodie bag, lunch and dinner. A live and silent auction will be held during the barbecue dinner starting at 5:00 p.m. Proceeds will go toward ending childhood hunger and family food insecurity in the St. Louis bi-state region.

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Nov. 3: Trivia night

“Thinksgiving” Trivia Night fundraiser for Tri-County Citizen’s Advisory Board takes place at V.F.W. Post 2866 - St. Charles at 66 VFW Lane in St. Charles (Off Old Hwy 94 between Muegge and Pralle Lane). Doors open at 6 p.m. - Trivia starts at 6:45 p.m. Cost is $20 per person/$160 per table, maximum of eight per table. Popcorn and non-alcoholic beverages will be provided. Alcohol must be purchased at the cash bar; you may bring your own food. For more information call Esther Angelos, Treasurer, at 314-477-5096 or Melinda Oliver at 636-940-3333 x240.

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Mondays: Take off Pounds Sensibly

Take off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS) meets every Monday from 9:30 - 10:30 a.m.

Weigh-ins begin at 8:30 a.m. We meet at Memorial Hall in Blanchette Park at 1900 Randolph St. in St. Charles. For more information contact Joyce at 636206-5306.

Sept. 20: College fair

The St. Charles Regional College Fair is coming to St. Charles Community College from 6-7:30 p.m. The fair, held in the College Center gym, is for current high school students who are interested in speaking with college representatives from throughout the United States to learn more about each college and decide which one is right for them. Parking for attendees will be available in the Yellow and Blue parking lots, which are accessible through the southwest entrance along Cot-

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SCC adds new athletic director The St. Charles Community College Cougar Athletic Department has added Tim Brix as their athletic director.

Brix, who will replace Chris Gober who retired June 30 after serving 15 Photo courtesy SCC years as the college’s first The St. Charles Communi- athletic director and 20 ty College Cougar Athletic years as SCC’s head baseDepartment has added Tim ball coach, began his duties Brix as their athletic direc- Aug. 13. He heads up an tor. athletic program that includes Division 1 baseball, softball and men’s and women’s soccer and also supervises the college’s fitness center.

Brix comes to SCC with a three-year tenure as assistant athletic director at Odessa College in Texas, where the Wranglers boasted a 10-sport program. Prior to Odessa, he worked in outside operations at Boca Grove Golf Course in Florida, served as athletic site manager in the Hackettstown High New Jersey School Athletic Office and was assistant to the athletic director at Centenary College.

“I am excited to welcome Tim to the SCC family,” said Barbara Kavalier, Ph.D., SCC president.

“He brings a strong background in intercollegiate sports to SCC and possesses great energy that will move the Cougar athletic program forward.” *Thanks to Amber Peterson, Marketing Specialist, SCC Rascals sweep first-place team with 11 games left The River City Rascals professional baseball team play in the West Division of the Frontier League with their home games at CarShield Field in O’Fallon.

The team earned a three-game sweep over the Normal CornBelters with a 6-2 win in the series finale on Sunday night at CarShield Field. On Friday, the two teams had a slugfest with the home team winning 12-9 and the O’Fallon team also slid by the CornBelters on Saturday with a 5-3 win.

The wins move the Rascals within a game of the

Belters for first place in the Frontier League’s West Division, and into a tie with the Southern Illinois Miners for the second wild card spot.

With 11 games left in the regular season, the team plays eight of the games in the friendly confines of O’Fallon.

NEXT HOME GAMES: Aug 22, 23 against the Gateway Grizzlies Aug 28, 29, 30 against the Southern Illinois Miners Aug 31, Sep 1, 2 against the Florence Freedom Go to www.RiverCityRascals.com for more details. *Need to get on a roll Rascals player flirts with being in the record books As mentioned, the team defeated the Normal CornBelters 12-9 on Friday night at CarShield Field taking the series opener.

Designator hitter Paul Kronenfeld, at 6’3”, 215 lbs., had a game of a lifetime with three hits in four attempts.

Already fourth in the league in home runs, Kronenfeld belted three home runs in the contest that tied a Frontier League record.

He had a total of eight runs-batted-in that catapulted him to fourth in the league up from 13th last week, one shy of the league record and set a team record. *Not a bad day on the field Cottleville ‘Terri/Joe’s Networking Group’ attending the Rascals game Every Wednesday you see the group comprising more than 250 members at Bemo’s at 4 p.m.

They will be in the right field suite on Wednesday. Come by and say “hi” to me, Gary B., and I’ll mention it in my next article. *Always a great time Gary Baute, a St. Louis native, may be educated in business but he lives and breathes sports. He hosted a radio sports program on KFNS, emceed the River City Rascals’ inaugural season, and co-hosted SportsRadioSTL.com, among many other activities.

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BACK TO SCHOOL: CREATIVE WAYS SCHOOLS ARE SERVING UP DAIRY

It is back to school time and the cafeteria is one place students may not expect to see exciting changes. However, through its Dollars for Dairy initiative, St. Louis District Dairy Council is helping 37 schools amp up their breakfast and lunch programs to include more milk, cheese and yogurt. “When students choose dairy at school, they are getting nutrients like protein and calcium to help fuel them throughout the day,” states Nutrition Educator Camille Smith. Here are a few creative ways cafeterias are serving up dairy with the help of SLDDC’s Dollars for Dairy initiative.

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Directions: Pre-heat panini press.

Cut ciabatta roll in half and spread 1 teaspoon of pesto sauce on inside of each slice of roll.

Place one half of roll on panini press, pesto side up.

Directions: Combine coffee, milk and syrup in a tall glass filled with ice. Stir until blended well. Enjoy!

Layer roll with chicken, tomato and cheese.

Nutrition Facts: Calories 103, Fat 2.4gm, Calcium 22%, Protein 8gm

Nutrition Facts: Calories 373, Fat 11gm, Calcium 20%, Protein 27gm

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‘The Happytime Murders’ isn’t kid stuff

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When parents see Pixar or the Walt Disney Company attached to an animated film, it’s almost a sure bet that it will be suitable for younger viewers. Throughout the year, though, there are times when it’s difficult to find films suitable for children. The task gets harder when animated features or ones with puppets have decidedly adult themes.

Case-in-point: “The Happytime Murders.” Brian Henson, son of the late Jim Henson, has created a film that could make Kermit and Miss Piggy blush with shame. Melissa McCarthy stars here as Detective Connie Edwards, a police detective investigating the murders of the puppet cast of a classic television show. She teams up with Phil Philips, a disgraced puppet cop turned private investigator. It’s a darkly comic take on children’s shows and detective movies directed by a man who grew up with the Muppets.

Animated films have been breaking bad for decades, however. Some Popeye cartoons, especially those released during World War II, have extremely racist overtones. In 1972, the brilliant Ralph Bakshi unveiled “Fritz the Cat,” an animated comedy adventure intended for adults only. 1981 saw the release of “Heavy Metal,” which was based on the edgy magazine

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When “Sausage Party” came out in 2016, it may have seemed like a new take on the “Veggie Tales” TV show.

That’s why theaters put up cautionary signs for parents to let them know about the adult content. Boasting an extensive cast list, this comedy looked at the secret life of food. Fruits, vegetables and other edibles hope to be taken home from the grocery store, but they don’t know the horrors that await them in the kitchen.

“The Happytime Murders” is a film for adults and teenagers who can handle the mature themes. Here’s hoping that theater chains put up the same warning signs as they did for previ“The Happytime Murders” photo courtesy Henson Alternative ous film. Cartoons haven’t just been for kids for decades and parents must of the same name. With its stunning graphics, proceed with caution. science fiction plotlines and mature themes, it also was not kid stuff.

Though some Pixar films get a little edgy, no Born and raised in South one pushes the outside of the envelope quite St. Louis, Steve Bryan is like Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The creators now based in Anaheim, Caliof “South Park” unleashed “Team America: fornia, and has been allowed World Police” in 2004 around the same time access to movie and television sets to see actors and as Pixar’s “The Incredibles.” Using puppets, directors at work. Though Parker and Stone took aim at world politics his writing has taken him and celebrities in a completely raunchy com- far from St. Louis, Steve is, edy. Years earlier, the duo even received an at heart, still the same wideeyed kid who spent countAcademy Award nomination for “South Park: less hours watching classic movies at neighborhood Bigger, Longer & Uncut.” theaters.

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Crossword: The 1930’s

‘Yeggs’ is a comic series about Robert and Bill, two rabbits who have opened their own egg franchise in the Midwest (St. Louis area). We follow their day to day lives, watching as they go about the hectic task of preparing for their one big day every year. Along the way they have adventures filled with fun, comic doings and pathos.

Moore On Life There are a few switches you better think twice about before flipping them in our house.

In August when temperatures are soaring inside hot enough to liquefy rock, I will still have to justify my reasoning for flipping on the air conditioner.

“Hey Sweetie, see the puddle on the floor? That’s not from your fat cat, that’s paint which has melted and is dripping down the wall.”

My husband enters the room swathed only in his sweat-drenched underpants. He is fanning himself rapidly with a paper plate.

“Open a door; let a cool breeze in,” he says.

“There is no cool and no breeze. The sun has solar flared and fried all air currents on the planet.”

“Wave the door for a few minutes. Create your own gusts.”

“Can’t. The heat has buckled the doors. They’re jammed in place.”

“Okay, I’ll allow some fan time, but I’m keeping track. You’ll need to cash in your punch card of fan minutes. It looks like you’ve only got eight left.

Use them wisely.”

“Eight? I thought I had at least ten. Wasn’t yesterday double punch Tuesday?”

“Ahh, yes. But remember, I had to deduct a few punches because I caught you trying to tamper with the A/C controls yesterday.”

“Yes, I do remember. Clearly! You went to the store to buy cat food. I felt I could allot myself at least equal amounts of chilled air matched to the time you would be enjoying it while in the cool comfort of the grocery store.”

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By Cindy Moore thing I forgot my buy-one-get-one free kibble coupon.

I came back and caught you in the act of air piracy. So you think you’re justified in getting a double punch Tuesday plus bonus minutes of air conditioning?! I have never been so disappointed in

my life. You are plain evil!”

I had lost my cool in more ways than one. I picked up my smartphone, aimed and clicked.

“Listen, Miser Man, if you don’t get me some relief I’m going to post pictures of you in those sweaty undershorts for all humanity to see.”

“Okay. Calm down. I’ll reimburse your double punches and take you to the frozen food aisle of the grocery store.”

“Can we open a locker and chill out staring at some Rocky Road?”

“Only until the manager kicks us out.”

“Deal!”

Cindy Moore is the mother of three superlative kids, servant of two self-indulgent felines and wife to one nifty husband. Her ficticious occupation? Archeological Humorist: someone who unearths absurdity and hilarity in strange and unusual places including public restrooms, the lint filter, and church meetings.

Most recently, she excavated a find in her neighbor’s bird feeder.

The opinions expressed in this column are Cindy Moore’s alone and do not reflect the opinion of the owners or staff of Community News.

ACROSS 1. Stopped from sleeping 6. Emergency responders 9. Much ado 13. Carl Jung’s inner self 14. Old French coin 15. Approximately 16. Castrated bull 17. “Swan Lake” step 18. Relating to pond scum 19. *Great Depression state 21. *”The Maltese Falcon” author 23. *____ Row 24. ____-de-camp 25. Churchill’s “so few” 28. *Subject of “Reefer Madness” 30. Herpes ____, a.k.a. shingles 35. Cain’s victim 37. *Johnny Vander Meer and Ernie Lombardi 39. Go “Boo!” 40. Shower with affection 41. *Now demoted planet identified in 1930 43. Antioxidant-rich berry 44. Insect, post-metamorphosis 46. Slang for heroin 47. College cadet program 48. Elongated shape 50. Shining armor 52. Fifth note 53. One less traveled

55. Loudness knob 57. *First FIFA World Cup location 61. *FDR’s brainchild 65. Linoleums, for short 66. Hole-in-one 68. Mr. Simpson to Marge 69. *Seabiscuit sound 70. QB exclamation 71. Imitating 72. *Johnny Hodges and Jimmy Dorsey played it 73. Group of exercises 74. In the Queen of Hearts’ oven?

DOWN 1. Yellowjacket 2. Cognizant of 3. Capital on the Dnieper 4. Mideast V.I.P. 5. Limited in scope 6. Sports award 7. Bygone bird 8. Uncooked seafood 9. *”The Mummy” or “City Lights” 10. Egg on 11. *Cab Calloway’s improvised singing 12. *Gandhi’s ____ March 15. Brooches with low relief carving 20. Pipsqueak 22. Wood-shaping tool 24. Cited as evidence

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