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Sales Tax Holiday
IN this Issue
By state law, the sales tax holiday begins on the first Friday in August and continues through the following Sunday. In 2012, the three-day holiday begins at 12:01 a.m. on Friday, Aug. 3, and runs through Sunday, Aug. 5. Certain back-to-school purchases, such as clothing, school supplies, computers, and other items as defined by the statute, are exempt from sales tax for this time period only. Most municipalities in St. Charles County participate, with the exception of St. Peters. For a complete list of cities/districts that have opted out, please visit dor.mo.gov. The sales tax exemption is limited to: • Clothing – any article having a taxable value of $100 or less • School supplies – not to exceed $50 per purchase • Computer software – taxable value of $350 or less • Personal computers – not to exceed $3,500 • Computer peripheral devices – not to exceed $3,500 Qualifying Items Section 144.049, RSMo, defines items exempt during the sales tax holiday as: “Clothing” - any article of wearing apparel, including footwear, intended to be worn on or about the human body. The term shall include but not be limited to cloth and other material used to make school uniforms or other school clothing. Items normally sold in pairs shall not be separated to qualify for the exemption. The term shall not include watches, watchbands, jewelry, handbags, handkerchiefs, umbrellas, scarves, ties, headbands, or belt buckles. “School supplies” - any item normally used by students in a standard classroom for educational purposes, including but not limited to, textbooks, notebooks, paper, writing instruments, crayons, art supplies, rulers, book bags, backpacks, handheld calculators, chalk, maps, and globes. The term shall not include watches, radios, CD players, headphones, sporting equipment, portable or desktop telephones, copiers or other office equipment, furniture, or
fixtures. School supplies shall also include computer software having a taxable value of three hundred fifty dollars or less. “Personal computers” - a laptop, desktop, or tower computer system which consists of a central processing unit, random access memory, a storage drive, a display monitor, and a keyboard and devices designed for use in conjunction with a personal computer, such as a disk drive, memory module, compact disk drive, daughterboard, digitalizer, microphone, modem, motherboard, mouse, multimedia speaker, printer, scanner, single-user hardware, single-user operating system, soundcard, or video card. According to a recent PriceGrabber survey, most parents are budgeting $500 or more for back-to-school shopping this year. Sixty-three percent said they were budgeting up to $500 for school-related gear (up from 48 percent last year), while 20 percent said they had between $500 and $1,000 set aside for back-to-school purchases. The allocation of money for electronics explains the rise in back-to-
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school budgets. At least 40 percent of the PriceGrabber survey respondents plan to purchase new laptops and tablet computers for their kids. Twentyeight percent said they were looking to buy some sort of smart phone, and 10 percent had their eye on a new desktop
computer. However, classic school supplies like pencils and pens, notebooks, binders and backpacks still dominate the “musthave” list, with 83 percent of those surveyed saying these items would be their main purchases.
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What to Know About First Annual Peach Festival Benefits Local Sport Teams, Organizations and Armed Forces Refinancing Your Mortgage The first annual peach festival in St. Charles County brings 33 varieties of Missouri peaches to market while inviting local coaches, leaders of local organizations, local servicemen and veterans to participate in the “Take One for Your Team and Get Dunked” challenge and raise money for their organizations. The Peach Festival, held at Rick’s Roadside Market, will celebrate 33 varieties of Missouri peaches and community with delicious food, free entertainment, a 30 animal petting zoo, face painting, balloon
With mortgage rates continuing to hover at very low levels, some people could save significant money by refinancing their current mortgage. Here are some answers to commonly asked questions about mortgage refinances. What are the benefits? There can be many benefits to refinancing your mortgage, but since everyone’s situation is different, do your homework and consult a trusted lender for advice. Some common benefits include: • Locking in a lower or fixed rate • Lowering monthly payments • Accessing the equity in the home for tuition, home improvements, etc. • Consolidating other high-rate debt into the mortgage loan amount • Paying off the home sooner, which can save money on interest • Building equity faster When is a good time to refinance? The answer to this question depends largely on what you hope to gain by refinancing. If you have an Adjustable Rate Mortgage or ARM and find yourself with payments you can’t afford, refinancing to a fixed rate may be a smart option. Refinancing also is a good option when you can obtain a lower interest rate. However, you’ll want to consider how much you’ll save on your monthly payment along with how long you plan to be in your home. Compare these costs against the cost and fees associated with the refinance. Make sure refinancing will save you money in the long run. What is involved in a refinance? Before you decide to refinance, have a good idea of what it will cost you. Lenders should provide a good faith estimate of what the associated costs will be. Again, it is important to compare lenders as the fees can vary greatly depending on the institution. It is also important to consider how these costs play into your long-term financial plan. As mentioned before, if you only plan to stay in the home short-term, make sure the www.mobap.edu costs of refinancing don’t outweigh the savings. Some common costs may include: • Application fee • Title and insurance fee • Appraisal costs • Loan origination fee • Discount points Getting started Probably the most important aspect of refinancing your mortgage is finding a lender you can trust and who will help you navigate the process. Shop around at various banks, credit unions and mortgage brokers. Compare rates and costs associated with the refinance. Remember that just because one place is offering a lower rate, doesn’t necessarily mean they will ultimately be the best deal for you. Ask for good faith estimates and compare all the costs before selecting your lender. In the end, go with someone you trust. www.baue.com This information is compiled courtesy of West Community Credit Union in O’Fallon, Brentwood and Kirkwood. For more information, contact us at 636.720.2400.
artists, caricature artists, 35 specialty vendors, peach goodies, wine and specialty beers. The festival will begin at 8 a.m. on Saturday, Aug. 4 and continue through 4 p.m. on Sunday, Aug. 5. In addition to celebrating the Missouri peach, a dunking booth will be available for local coaches, organization leaders, veterans and members of the armed forces to raise money. An hour will be offered to anyone that would like to “Take One for Your Team and Get Dunked”. The money that is raised during that hour will be donated to the organization, The market is located at 5382 Gutermuth Road in Cottleville. If you would like to participate in the “Take One for Your Team” challenge, please contact Marcia Rodriguez at 636.734.7420 or email marciarodriguez1@yahoo.com.
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Swim Lessons Offered at the O’Fallon Family YMCA Summer is nearly over. Have you taken advantage from Core Conditioning to Aqua Jogging to all levels of of swim lessons or water fitness classes at the YMCA? Aquatic Aerobics and even Aqua Dance. The Arthritis The O’Fallon Family Y has a lot to offer for every family Class is taught by instructors certified through the Armember, and the lessons are a great opportunity to meet thritis Foundation. Check the website for the times of new friends and share new experiences. both the deep and shallow water classes. There is a reason why the Y is referred to as AmeriAre you already a swimmer? You may be interested ca’s Favorite Swim Instructor. The Y has been teaching in our Masters swim training program or if you have people to swim for over a century. In Y classes, not only a school age swimmer, check out the Pre Competitive are you taught in a caring way how to swim, but you lessons to get ready for summer swim teams. Maybe also learn about yourself, about safety and rescue skills, you are looking for a new swim team to join – the Sea and about water activities you can enjoy for a lifetime. Swim lessons are for anyone starting at 6 months of age with water orientation and continuing into adulthood. Although your child will learn a lot in Y Swim Lessons about moving safely through the water; that doesn’t mean he or she will be totally safe from drowning. Young children are not able to understand the hazards of water or to deal with them as an adult would. In the U.S., drowning is the third leading cause of death www.lovetvinc.com among children under age 5 and the second leading cause of death among those ages 5 to 14, according to the National Safety Council. Your best insurance against drowning is to constantly supervise your child around water, to take steps to prevent accidents, and to plan for emergencies. A variety of swim class types www.mercy.net and times are available to meet your family’s needs. Class size is determined by considering safety factors and participants’ ages, making sure classes don’t get too big to be safe and comfortable. You might even consider a private lesson to help your family member get in the swim of things. The Water Fitness classes are designed for all levels of fitness to include those with arthritis. Water fitness is an excellent low or nonimpact exercise for any age. We have certified instructors teaching classes ranging
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Dragons will start up again in the fall. The O’Fallon Family Y welcomes you to join our many aquatic programs designed especially for you. Contact us at 636.379.0092 or find more information www.ymcastlouis.org/ ofallon-family-ymca.
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CCFR Chief Russ Mason Named Finalist for National Fire Chief of the Year Award Central County Fire & Rescue (CCFR) Fire Chief Russ Mason has been selected as one of ten national finalists for the 2012 Career Fire Chief of the Year Awards. The award, which is presented by FIRE CHIEF Magazine, honors one volunteer chief and one career chief for longtime dedication and leadership in the fire and emergency services. Chief Mason’s nomination was based upon his 35-years of dedication to keeping communities safe as a statewide leader of the fire service. After starting as a volunteer firefighter in Bolivar, MO, Chief Mason served as the Chief of Rolla Fire & Rescue, the Deputy Chief State Fire Marshal and an Associate Instructor with the Missouri Fire & Rescue Training Institute at the University of Missouri. He helped create and implement many statewide programs and standards including the state’s first state Fire Officer I certification program, and Arson K-9 Program. In addition to serving as Chief for one of the largest fire districts in the area, he has served on countless boards, associations and commissions including: serving as Vice Chairman for the Missouri Fire Service Alliance, being appointed to the Advisory Committee for 911 Service Oversight, Chair of the Missouri Fire & Ambulance District Insurance Trust Fund Board, and serving on the National Fire Academy’s Committee to Revise Fire Investigation Curriculum. He has also testified as an expert witness in the field of fire investigation in Missouri Associate Circuit Court, Circuit Court and United States Federal Court. “Chief Mason exemplifies what many strive to become. He is an
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emergency services leader who has responded to more than 2,000 fire-related incidents, has been responsible for point of origin and cause determination for over 900 fires, and has helped create a strongly well-respected fire protection program,” explains CCFR Board President Dave Tilley. “He sets a strong example and is a positive leader for our entire district.” The winners of FIRE CHIEF’s Fire Chief of the Year Award will be announced on August 3 at the opening session of the Fire-Rescue International conference in Denver. The awards are sponsored by Pierce Manufacturing. The other finalists for the award are: Chief Kelvin Cochran, Atlanta Fire Rescue Department Chief Joseph “Jay” Fleming, Boston Fire Department Chief Joseph E. Florentino, Little Elm (Texas) Fire Department Chief Craig Haigh, Hanover Park (Ill.) Fire Department Chief Otto Huber, Loveland-Symmes Fire Department, Loveland, Ohio Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr, Austin (Texas) Fire Department Chief Bruce Kramer, Navy Region Northwest Fire & Emergency Services, Keyport, Washington Chief Jack K. McElfish, Sandy Springs (Ga.) Fire Rescue Chief Kenneth M. Torain, Roxboro (N.C.) Fire Department
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Mayor Appoints Interim Public Works Director To ensure Wentzville’s public works projects stayed on track, Mayor Nick Guccione asked Douglas Lee to serve as the city’s interim public works director until the position can be filled permanently. Lee has worked for the city of Wentzville for the past eight years, and most recently in the capacity of Engineer I in the engineering division of the public works department. Mayor Guccione said in the interest of keeping projects on schedule, he wanted to move quickly on providing an interim public works director. “We have a lot of important construction projects in progress in Wentzville,” Guccione said, “and with Douglas Lee’s long history with the city and training, he was the perfect choice to step into the spot and keep things running smoothly and on track.”
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St. Charles County Confirms First Heat Death
The medical examiner recently announced that a resident of unincorporated St. Charles County was the county’s first confirmed heat-related death during the summer of 2012. The 64-year-old male was discovered in his mobile home on Saturday, July 7. The victim lived alone and is reported to have had his air conditioner removed due to the expense of its operation. He is also reported to have refused a relative’s offer to move into cooler accommodations during the ongoing heat wave. While this is the first confirmed death as a result of the summer’s heat wave, St. Charles County hospitals have reported 53 heatrelated illness cases (29 involving St. Charles County residents and 24 involving those from other counties treated at St. Charles County hospitals) since June.
St. Peters Continues to Ask Water Customers to Voluntarily Conserve Water The City of St. Peters issued a Voluntary Water Conservation Order on June 29, and due to the prolonged dry spell, the City is continuing to ask St. Peters water customers to limit outside water uses including lawn sprinkling, car washing and other non-essential purposes. The voluntary order serves as a precautionary measure to lessen the mechanical strain placed on equipment at the water treatment plant, water booster station, and water distribution system. “We appreciate our residents voluntarily limiting their water use during this time,” said Mayor Len Pagano. “With all of us working together to voluntarily use less water, it will help our entire region during this dry spell.”
Older Adults Invited to OAOA Club for Lunch, Speakers, Fun Adults ages 50 and older are invited to social- turing the music of the 50s, 60s and 70s. The ize over a catered lunch, listen to interesting deadline to register is September 12. Register for O’Fallon’s Active Older Adults presentations or participate in entertaining activities at monthly O’Fallon Active Older Adults luncheons on the Parks and Recreation web(OAOA) club meetings. Meetings are held on the site, www.ofallon.mo.us/ParksandRec, or call third Wednesday of the month from 11 a.m.–1 636.474.2732. Or, register at the Renaud Spirit p.m. at the Renaud Spirit Center (RSC), 2650 Tri Center or the Parks and Recreation AdministraSports Circle, O’Fallon, Mo. 63368. The cost of tion Office, 400 Civic Park Drive (63366). each session, including lunch, is $10 for O’Fallon residents and $12 for non-residents. Reservations must be made at least one week in advance. OAOA Schedule • On August 15, Missouri Claim will explain its role in helping people make informed decisions about Medicare and related health insurance needs. The deadline to register is August 8. • On September 19, the Big Papa “G” Golden Oldies Variety www.ofallonnutrition.com Game Show will be the focus of the afternoon, with games fea-
O’Fallon Residents Asked to Report Burntout Street Lights What’s the fastest, easiest way to get a burnt-out street light fixed? Simply report it. The city of O’Fallon is asking residents to please take note of any street lights in their neighborhood that are burnt out or in need of repair, and copy down the pole number, which begins with “OF” and ends with four digits. Or, note the exact street address where the light is located. With that information in hand, you have three options: 1. Call the utility company to report the problem. • If the light belongs to AmerenMissouri, call 314.342.1000. • For Cuivre River Electric, please call 636.695.4700. 2. Report the problem online at the Citizens First Center on the city’s homepage. Click “Make a Request,” then select “Report street light outage.” 3. Contact Ann Beers in O’Fallon’s Street Department at abeers@ofallon.mo.us or 636.980.2850. The city of O’Fallon does not own or maintain city street lights. However, city staff will report lights in need of maintenance to the utility companies.
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“Steel Magnolias” Auditions
Election Day is Tuesday, August 7
Actresses of varying ages – 20s to mid-60s – are invited to audition for the O’FallonTheatreWorks’ (OTW) production of the drama by Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias. The open auditions will begin at noon on Sunday, August 12, in the auditorium-theater at O’Fallon’s Municipal Centre (City Hall), 100 North Main Street, O’Fallon Missouri 63366. Performances of Steel Magnolias will be held Friday, November 30 - Sunday, December 2, and December 7-9. The play’s six characters share an inner strength and deep bond with one another that is offset by a willingness to poke fun that makes them wonderful company in good times and bad. The action takes place in Truvy’s home beauty salon in Chinquapin, Louisiana, where all the ladies who are “anybody” come to have their hair done. Helped by her new assistant, naïve Annelle (who is unsure if she is still married), the outspoken, wise-cracking Truvy dispenses free advice along with shampoos and permanents to her clients: Ouiser, the town’s rich curmudgeon (“I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for 40 years”); Miss Clairee, an eccentric millionaire with a raging sweet tooth; and M’Lynn, the local social leader whose daughter, Shelby, the prettiest girl in town, is getting married. For more information, please contact Darren Granaas, O’Fallon’s Cultural Arts Coordinator, at 636.474.8150 or dgranaas@ofallon.mo.us.
In addition to the primary election, there will be several issues on the ballot for voters’ consideration. Proposition P: Residents of the city of St. Peters are being asked to approve an additional sales tax of four-tenths of one percent (0.4%) to provide funding for local parks (including, but not limited to, athletic field and trail improvements, swimming pool improvements, park pavilions, playgrounds and other park improvements), and for storm water control (including, but not limited to, storm water detention and storm water control improvements). Proposition T: Residents of the city of Wentzville are being asked to approve a continuation of a onehalf cent Transportation Sales Tax, upon expiration of the existing one-half cent Transportation Sales Tax. It will not result in any increase to Wentzville’s current sales tax rate, and its revenues will continue to be used for transportation improvements. The Transportation Sales Tax would continue for a period of 20 years. Proposition R: Residents of St. Charles County are being asked to approve the extension of the Countywide Transportation Sales Tax at the rate of one-half of one percent for a period of 10 years
from the expiration of the current tax. The purpose of the extension would be to provide construction, reconstruction and repair of roads and bridges within St. Charles County. No tax increase will result from the passage of this proposition. The following St. Charles County leaders have joined County Executive Steve Ehlmann in endorsing a “Yes” vote on Proposition R: - The St. Charles County Council - St. Charles Mayor Sally Faith - Lake Saint Louis Mayor Mike Potter - O’Fallon Mayor Bill Hennessy - St. Peter’s Mayor Len Pagano - Wentzville Mayor Nick Guccione In addition, Proposition R enjoys the support of the St. Charles County Chamber of Commerce and the St. Charles County Economic Authority. Proposition R is NOT a tax increase. A “yes” vote would reauthorize the existing County Transportation Sales Tax, which has funded past projects like the Page Avenue Extension, Mexico Road, Mid Rivers Mall Drive, Wentzville Parkway, Lake Saint Louis Boulevard and numerous other infrastructure improvements.
8th Annual Car Show this Weekend The Troy Area Chamber of Commerce in cooperation with Archway Olds Club, proudly presents the 8th Annual Memories on Main Street Car Show on Saturday, August 4. It will be held on historic Main Street in Troy. Registration runs from 8 a.m. to noon with trophy presentations beginning at 2:30 p.m. Awards for first, second and third places will be presented in each of the 34 classes along with the People’s Choice, Best Chrome, Best Display, Best Paint and Best in Show. The Best in Show winner will also be featured on the 2013 event log, shirts and more. For more information on vehicle and vendor registration, contact the Troy Area Chamber of Commerce at 636.462.8769.
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Route E to Close for Bridge Replacement at Little Lead Creek in Lincoln County Weather permitting, Monday, August 6, Route E will close to replace the Little Lead Creek Bridge east of Olney and just east of Duncan
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School Road. The 78 year old bridge should take approximately 38 working days to replace and is last of eight bridges to be worked on in Lincoln County. The new two lane bridge on Route E will be four-foot wider and will open to traffic in early September. Road closure signs will be in place notifying motorists of the work. Alternate routes of travel are available over Routes D and O. Some areas of the road will remain open to residential traffic only; all other traffic must take alternate routes during this time. For more information about this bridge or others in the Safe & Sound Bridge Program, contact the MoDOT’s Customer Service Center toll-free at 1.888. ASK MoDOT (275.6636). You can also visit www.modot. mo.gov/northeast.
Business
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“Are You Prepared to Stay in Business?” Imagine stepping into your store, or restaurant, or the office where you run your business a day or two after the tornado has passed, or floodwaters have receded. Unfortunately for thousands of business owners across the country, this scenario is more than just imagined. It’s a reality that leaves them to deal with the heartbreak of picking up the pieces in the aftermath of a disaster, and with a whole host of unanswered questions. “How much will it cost me to rebuild?” “Will my insurance cover all of this damage?” “How will I pay my employees and vendors and cover the bills during the recovery phase?” During the past 18 months, the U.S. Small Business Administration has approved more than 2,400 business disaster loans for $372 million. SBA disaster loans go a long way toward revitalizing communities devastated by the economic fallout that follows disasters. But at SBA, we also encourage small business owners to plan ahead – a solid preparedness plan will help your business recover sooner, without taking on new debt. It’s human nature to put off planning for unpleasant events. It’s easy to believe the big tornado, wildfire, earthquake or flood – or today’s drought - will happen some-
By Patricia Brown-Dixon, Region 7 Administrator of the U.S. Small Business Administration
where else to someone else. Cataclysmic disasters are admittedly rare, but how about the simple sprinkler system accident inside your place of business that destroys expensive inventory and equipment? It can just as surely shut your business down for days – or maybe for good. Here are a few preparedness basics to consider: • Review your insurance coverage. Contact your agent to find out if your coverage is right for your business, and make sure you understand the policy limits. Ask about Business Interruption Insurance, which compensates you for lost income and covers operating expenses if your company has a temporary shutdown. • Establish a solid supply chain. If all your vital external vendors and suppliers are local, the disaster that strikes you will also strike them, and each of you will struggle to recover. Diversify your list of vendors to include companies outside your local area, if possible. Create a contact list for contractors and vendors you plan to use in an emergency, and find out if those suppliers have a recovery plan in place. File this list with other important documents in an off-site location that’s accessible and protected. • Plan
for an alternate location. Do some advance research for alternate locations should a disaster force you to relocate. For example, contact a local real estate agent to get a list of vacant office space or make an agreement with a neighboring business to share space if needed. Establish a plan for employees to telecommute until you rebuild. When it comes to disaster recovery, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is SBA’s partner, providing assistance to individuals in the form of grants and housing assistance. When it comes to preparing, www.ready.gov is a good place for tips on building a plan for your home or business. The SBA also has teamed with the American Red Cross and Agility Recovery Solutions to provide online resources to help small businesses prepare for unexpected disasters. Find out more at www.sba.gov/prepare. The financial and emotional cost of rebuilding after a disaster can be overwhelming. However, with a business continuity plan in place, you’ll be able to rebound and reopen quickly in a stronger position to contribute to the economic recovery of your community.
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VBS Donations More than 400 children collected 1,050 canned goods at the Dardenne Presbyterian’s Vacation Bible School. In addition, more than $1400 was collected in support for Wings of Hope. The food was donated to Hope Food Pantry, 206 E. Elm Street in O’Fallon, Mo.
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Missouri Colleges Fund Welcomes Lindenwood University as 17th Member The Missouri Colleges Fund (MCF) recently announced that Lindenwood University, St. Charles, Mo., has become its seventeenth member. Member schools are independent baccalaureate degreegranting liberal arts colleges and universities in the state of Missouri. The MCF was formed in 1952 as a non-profit corporation with the mission to acquire resources to help education students in its members’ private liberal arts colleges and universities. Since inception, this corporation has raised over $30 million for needs-based financial aid. “The Missouri Colleges Fund is very pleased that Lindenwood University, known nationally and internationally for innovation, entrepreneurship and extraordinary dedication to students, has joined the fund,” said Mike Backer, MCF president. Lindenwood offers more than 120 undergraduate and graduate degree programs to approximately 17,000 students annually through values-centered programs that lead to development of the whole person. Missouri Colleges Fund member schools include Avila University, Kansas City; Central Methodist University, Fayette; Columbia College, Columbia; Culver-Stockton College, Canton; Drury University, Springfield; Evangel University, Springfield; Fontbonne University, St. Louis; Hannibal–LaGrange University, Hannibal; Lindenwood University, St. Charles; Maryville University, St. Louis; Missouri Baptist University, St. Louis; Park University, Parkville; Rockhurst University, Kansas City; Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar; Westminster College, Fulton; William Jewell College, Liberty; and William Woods University, Fulton. More information about the Missouri Colleges Fund can be found online at www.mocollegesfund.org or by calling Mike Backer, MCF president, at 573.893.3818.
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Movie
Recalling “Total Recall”
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Movie remakes and reboots are nothing new, but it is frightening how Hollywood studios revisit films that really aren’t that old. A good example of this is “Total Recall,” an upcoming remake of the explosive 1990 summertime hit. Before he became “The Governator” of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger starred as Douglas Quaid, a working man haunted by dreams of Mars. To satisfy his subconscious passion for the Red Planet, Quaid goes
to Rekall, a company that implants vacation memories for clients who can’t afford an expensive holiday. Quaid chooses a fantasy where he is a secret agent on Mars. During the memory implant, however, the technicians discover that Quaid’s brain already contains false memories. It turns out that he is actually on an undercover mission while his true identity has been suppressed. Quaid then has to go to Mars for real to discover the truth about himself. The inspiration for “Total Recall” came from “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale,” a wonderful short story by prolific science fiction author Philip K. Dick. This author’s work also was the basis for other notable Hollywood projects, including “Blade Runner” and the more recent adventure “The Adjustment Bureau.” In the high-tech 2012 remake, Colin Farrell takes over the Douglas Quaid role. Based on the trailer, this version follows the same basic plot, with Quaid living with a woman (Kate Beckinsale) he believes is his wife. His memories contain a marriage, honeymoon, and years of happiness, but
By Steve Bryan - Rated PG-13 his so-called wife is ready to kill him. Can Farrell do justice to one of Schwarzenegger’s best performances? That remains to be seen. The sleek, high-tech look of the future world has plenty of buzz, especially after the scenes and teasers that were shown at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con. Everything points to a film loaded with more action and explosions than its predecessor. Another interesting tidbit that came from San Diego involves a minor character that first appeared in the original film. As reported by the Toronto Star, actress Kaitlyn Leeb caused quite a stir at Comic-Con when she appeared in full prosthetic makeup as a mutant prostitute with a little something extra. Leeb’s additional body part could be the talk of the town once the film opens on Friday. Hollywood may be running out of new ideas, but the 2012 version of “Total Recall” looks like a decent popcorn adventure. It’s not totally original, but it should be a wild ride nonetheless. “Total Recall,” rated PG-13 for intense sequences of science fiction violence and action, some sexual content, brief nudity, and language, opens in theaters on Friday, August 3.
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Sports
10 • August 1, 2012 • Community News - St. Charles County Training Camp for Rams Open to Public ***FREE Admission The training facility north of I-70 on the Earth City Expressway has changed names with the rights awarded to Continuity X for the next four years. A hefty price tag was paid, as you will also see the company’s name on apparel and other items, as well as on the building. You have a chance to see more than 90-players in action up close and personal on the dates mentioned below, trying out for the team or showing how they have improved over last year. After each practice session, several players will sign autographs and pose for pictures in a designated area. You are allowed one signing from each player, so bring your favorite shirt, hat, picture, etc. The players will have their own magic marker. Practice usually lasts about two hours. Go to the Rams’ website below to see what you CAN and CAN’T bring to the facility. Look for me, Gary B, in the bright yellow shirt walking through the crowd working for the Rams. Come up and say “hi,” and I’ll put your name and picture in the paper. Oh yeah, there will be cheerleaders there, too! (Thank you Lori and Trish-Gary B took picture-kind of) Check www.StLouisRams.com to get all the information and any changes. All dates are in August with start times under day subject to change: 3rd Friday 3:30 6th Monday 3:30 7th Tuesday 3:30 8th Wednesday 5:30 9th Thursday 3:30 14th Tuesday 3:30 15th Wednesday 5:30 16th Thursday 3:30 20th Tuesday 3:30 21st Wednesday 5:30
22nd Thursday 3:30 ~~~Player roster down to 53 at start of season
Rascals Hope August Brings Better Results ***Need a Spark To Get Back with it The River City Rascals play professional/minor league baseball in the West Division of the Frontier League. The last full month of baseball will be played in August at T.R. Hughes for the O’Fallon, Mo.-based team. Of the 27 games this month, more than half will be played in front of their beloved fans. A strange schedule does not see the River City team playing any home games on Saturday or Sunday. ***STANDINGS AS OF 7-26: W L GB Last 10 Games Schaumburg Boomers 37 25 ____ 4-6 Gateway Grizzlies 36 26 1.0 9-1 Windy City ThunderBolts 35 26 1.5 5-5 RIVER CITY RASCALS 30 31 6.5 4-6 Rockford RiverHawks 28 34 9.0 6-4 Joliet Slammers 26 36 11.0 3-7 Normal CornBelters 20 42 17.0 3-7 NEXT HOME GAMES: Wed/Thur, August 1/2 against Washington Wild Things Tues/Wed/Thur, August 7/8/9 against Schaumburg Boomers All Games @ 7:05 p.m.—Sunday @ 6:05 p.m. For more information on all this year’s promotions, go to www.RiverCityRascals. com. ***RECENT HIGHLIGHTS: *Preston Vancil has pitched 56 strike outs-tops and 78 innings pitched on the team *C Redal leads team in batting average (.333) and has scored the most (39) *J Synan leads the team in doubles (14) *As a team, all the pitcher’s combined, have a 4.25 earned run average-9th in league *As a team, batting average .272-2nd in league ~~~Time to get tough
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“Over the Fence” Comprehending the Incomprehensible About two years ago I wrote about my friend, the late, great Frank Hackney after he died from a brain tumor. His memory lives on in his own Rumple’s Pub where he tended bar, played guitar and sang wonderfully. During his tragic illness his significant other, Laura Walters, stayed with him until the grim reaper finally took him. She has remained a patron of the famous Rumple’s Pub and a friend to all ever since. Having known Frank Hackney perhaps better than most, I’ve often remarked she was the best thing that ever happened to him. She
spine. After studying the circuit numbers in the breaker box, she discovered the lights and electrical outlets for the TV and CD player were on different circuits. It made even less sense. Eventually, after painstakingly checking everything else, Laura tried turning all the breakers to the off position and back on again. The lights, TV and CD player came on. She teases that it was probably Frank trying to tell her to move on with her life. Perhaps he was watching from the great beyond where our dear departed supposedly end up. I never bought the stories about angels sitting on clouds wearing white robes and strumming harps but who knows? At least Frank was a great strummer. While age and habit turn someone like me a bit cynical, I am still of the opinion that anything is possible. There may actually be aliens from space, UFOs, ghosts, gremlins and goblins. Elvis may really be alive and assembling cars in Detroit. Who am I to say yah or nay. My only request is, prove it. Yet nobody ever really has. I’ve always been in favor of scientific research into such things as the paranormal, UFO’s and so on but it should be a scientific endeavor by unbiased experts. Unfortunately, many people that fervently believe these things are real sometimes evolve into a cult-like group of self-indulgent camp-followers. Logic, truth and open minds become muddled with hysteria. Add Television’s big-buck attempts to capitalize on the latest frenzy trends and there www.rivercityrascals.com goes the neighborhood. ‘Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.” -Mark Twain (1835-1910)
was his unselfish friend, lover, confidante, helper and eventually, his nurse. Toward the end it couldn’t have been easy. Recently, Laura ran across a CD Frank recorded that she hadn’t heard. Frank wrote many songs along with knowing almost anything we could throw at him short of Italian opera. This was something new. When she played it, something weird happened. I’ve never been all that big on paranormal events. TV ruined it for me just as the cults that came about in the form of clubs and organizations with fanatical crazies that thought Elvis still lived and was seen assembling cars in Detroit. It often leaves the less gullible of us somewhat disenchanted. While listening to the CD, the room lights suddenly went off along with the TV and CD player. According to Laura, this had never happened before in her house. Thinking it might be a short circuit, she checked the breaker box to see if one of them had kicked off. When she discovered they were all definitely in the on position as normal, things became eerie. The kind of eerie that makes your hair stand up and sends chills down your
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Remembering Columbine Writer’s Note: I thought it appropriate to run this column, based on the recent tragedy in Aurora, Colo. This column originally ran just days after the shootings. I hugged my kids a little longer Wednesday when they woke up. I made sure their breakfast was on the table before they awakened, and that their milk was poured, ready and waiting. I reveled in their innocence for the rest of the day. It was the morning after the carnage in Columbine High School in Littleton, Colo. My husband, Jim, and I have three children between the ages of 3 and 6 years. It was my decision to shield them from the news Wednesday. The reason was twofold. First, I didn’t want to have to answer the questions I knew would follow. Questions like “Why would someone kill kids in a school, Mom?” Or, “Will that happen at my school?” Second, while I want our children to be aware of the dangers that face them, I want to protect them for as long as I can. My kids have their ups and downs, like most children. Playing on the swing set in the back yard this afternoon, someone walked in front of someone else and an argument ensued. There was pushing and shoving. And soon afterward, I heard the cries of a 3 year-old little girl. “Mommy!” she wailed. “Kee-sto-fuh (Christopher) pushed me down!”
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Knowing my daughter the way I do, I had to dig deeper to discover the full story. The truth was quickly revealed. The whole thing started as an accident, but Sam couldn’t see that, and she went after Christopher, who turned around while being chased and knocked her over. It would be easy to send one or both to their room. I do that more often than not. But on this day I wanted them to understand why it’s wrong to hurt someone else, not just that it is wrong. They gave each other a hug and made up, for a few minutes anyway. It was too much to expect my words of wisdom and love would burrow themselves into the brains of my children. But I pray that said enough times each day, each week, each month, and each year, my children will grow up with a sense of compassion and love for his or her fellow human being. Later in the afternoon, we headed to the YMCA. A young junior high school boy was talking with a friend about the latest in video games. I couldn’t remember the name of the game if I tried, but the gist of it was to find as many different ways as possible to kill people. “Oh, it’s so cool!” said the first child. “It shows this guy who walks up to someone else with a machete and cuts his head off. There’s blood and everything!” The Internet offers more information than you can dream of. Information on making bombs, on hate crimes and hate groups. Chat rooms invite youngsters
Family Fun Around the Grill (Family Features) Preparing a meal on the grill can be fun for the whole family. Gather the kids and get them involved in the meal from start to finish for an easy way to spend more quality time together. Who doesn’t want an extra fifteen minutes to spend with family and friends? Get them around the grill using these and other recipes from www.OreIda.com.
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into a world where a lonely child can bare his or her soul to someone they’ve never met. The easy fix, I suppose, is to lock our children in our homes and live off the land. Rip the computers from the walls or their laps, and never let them watch television, read a newspaper, or venture out to see a movie. We can live in fear, or prepare our children, and ourselves, for a world that is so different from the world in which we lived just 20 years ago. My family will soon move to a lovely neighborhood in O’Fallon, Mo. A quiet neighborhood that is close to schools and parks. A neighborhood that in many ways, is similar to the neighborhood rocked by gunfire and pipe bombs this past Tuesday. I’ll use the move as a teaching opportunity. We’ll go together to meet the new neighbors. I’ll teach my kids about the dangers that surround them, and I’ll be home when their school day is done. We’ll watch television together, and talk about the programs. Jim and I will do all we can to prepare our children to be responsible, compassionate adults. But first we’ll have to prepare ourselves to be better parents. Because while it’s tougher to be a kid these days, being a parent has just become a lot more difficult, too.
Grill chicken over medium heat for 4 to 6 minutes. Brush both sides liberally with sauce mixture, turn over and grill for additional 4 to 6 minutes, or until cooked to desired doneness. 4. Cook until chicken is no longer pink, or to an internal temperature of 165°F.
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CHURCH August 21: Bring a Friend / Make a Friend 6 p.m. at Bandana’s in Wentzville. Wentzville Aglow Lighthouse invites the women of St. Charles County and beyond for dinner and speaker. Info: Beverly Combest at 636.887.0830. September 22: 13th Annual The United Methodist Church at Wentzville Golf Open
12 p.m. at Golf Club of Wentzville. Register at www.wentzumc.net. EVENTS Now: Book Fair Donations for the YMCA Book Fair Gently used and new books are welcome! Book Fair held August 17-22 at the Kennedy Recreation Complex, 6050 Wells Road, 63128. Info: www.ymcabookfair.org, carondelet@ymcastlouis.org or 314.353.4960.
Now: Lake Saint Louis Triathlon Registration Registration is now open for August 25 event. Enter early, as this event fills up quickly. Info: www.lakesaintlouis.com or 636.625.7944. August 3: Movies in the Park 8:15 p.m. in Boulevard Park in Lake Saint Louis. Adventures of Tintin (rated PG). Bring lawn chairs or blankets. Free. August 4: Free Guitar Intro Lessons 11 a.m. - noon at 7829 Mexico Road, St. Peters (Sunny Meadows Plaza). Info: 314.712.5050. August 7: Silver and Gold Healthy Living Senior Fair
10 a.m. - 2 p.m. at the St. Charles Convention Center. Free parking and admission. Free health screenings, entertainment and attendance prizes. August 9: 9th Annual Luncheon/ Card Party 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. at Zion Lutheran Church - Harvester (3866 Harvester Road, St. Charles, MO). $10/person. RSVP to Carol at 636.477.8405 or Judy at 636.928.2079. August 9-11: The 56th Annual Midwest Magic Jubilee At the Airport Hilton Hotel. Over 300 magicians will meet to learn magic. There will be 3 totally different evening shows with magicians from all over the world. Tickets are
$8/child, $16/adult for general admission and special VIP seats are $20 for the first three rows. Tickets can be purchased at the door, by phone at 314.669.6650, or at www. mmjubilee.com. August 11: Bridgeway Behavioral Health’s 8th Annual Gala 6:30 - 10:30 p.m. at the Magic House, 516 S. Kirkwood Road, Kirkwood, Mo. 63122. Dressy attire. Individuals $75, tables of 8 $600 and VIP tables $800. Info: Ashley Curry at acurry@bridgewaybh.com or phone 636.916.3550. August 11 & 12: St. Charles County Youth Orchestra Auditions At Lindenwood University J. Scheidegger Center for the Arts. All levels of String, Wind, Brass and Percussion. Marching band students receive an excused absence plus a tuition discount during marching season. Info: 636.916.0515. August 13: Creative Writing for Adults City of Lake Saint Louis offers creative writing classes from Sherry Salant, a university instructor and published author. Info: www.lakesaintlouis.com under the Parks and Recreation section.
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Now - August 13: Registration for St. Charles County Family YMCA Fall Youth Sports Rookies Soccer and Flag Football (ages 4-5), Y-Winners Soccer, Flag Football and Girls’ Volleyball. Info: Adam Styer, Sports Director, at 636.928.1928, ext. 250.
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August 13: Family Night at the St. Charles County Family YMCA 6:30-7:30 p.m. Join us for a fullfilled evening with your family! HEALTH August 6: Cancer: The Unwelcomed Guest 6-7:30 p.m. at H.W. Koenig Medical Building at St. Joseph Hospital West in LSL. Light dinner and program by Karen Tripp for survivors and care givers. RSVP to Cindy at 636.755.3034 or Cynthia_Broder@ssmhc.com. Progress West HealthCare Center Events Progress West HealthCare Center is proud to offer the following events to the community, Free unless otherwise noted. Info/registration: 636.344.2273 or www. progresswesthealthcare.org. - [PWHC] Progress West HealthCare Center, 2 Progress Point Pkwy, O’Fallon, MO 63368 - [MOB] Progress West Medical Office Building, 20 Progress Point Pkwy, O’Fallon, MO 63368 - [CP] Corporate Parkway Library, 1200 Corporate Parkway, Wentzville, MO 63385 - [MK] Middendorf- Kredell Branch Library, 2750 Hwy K, O’Fallon, MO 63368 - [SCC] St. Charles Community College, 4601 Mid Rivers Mall Drive, Cottleville, MO 63376 August 2: School Sports Physicals 4-6 p.m. [MOB] Melissa Lueking, MD, Family Medicine. $10. Available for ages 13-18. Parent/guardian must accompany minors. Space is limited.
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Town Hall, 3300 Rue Royale, St. Charles - [LAKESTL]: City of Lake St. Louis, 200 Civic Center Dr., Lake St. Louis August 2: Siteman Cancer Center’s Survivor Night at the Ballpark 7:05 p.m. [TR Hughes Ballpark, 900 TR Hughes Blvd., O’Fallon] 636.916.9920. August 8: Bone Density Screening 10 a.m. - noon [SCCCLD] August 13: Cooking Smart with Diabetes 6:30 p.m. [HW] Linda Rellergert, MS, nutrition and health education specialist.
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Youngest Pick: “Grandpa’s Tractor”
Community News is proud to offer our readers “Book Buzz.” This column will feature great books for children in three categories: Youngest Pick: early childhood to the first or second grade, Middle Pick: elementary school children, and Oldest Pick: middle school children. Enjoy!
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In “Grandpa’s Tractor,” Timmy and Grandpa Joe take a road trip to his old home place, and happen upon an abandoned tractor that provides a springboard for memories in this charming book by Michael Garland. Arriving at the farm takes Timmy for a turn. There’s nothing there but a ramshackle house and dilapidated barn. But wait. Behind the barn is a weed-covered, rusty tractor that once served the family well. Soon Grandpa’s reeling off tales about his growing-up years. He recalls sitting on his father’s lap as the tractor putted along, plowing the fields. No matter the season, the big red shiny tractor came through, pulling hay at harvest time, wagons full of apples and produce down the road. In the winter and at Christmas too, the tractor provided fun times and work ease, and stories that could be passed down from one generation to the next. For this, little Jimmy is thankful. And for the chance to spend the day with his granddad.
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Joke of the week: Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car!”
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