Colorado Country Life Y-W July 2012

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July 2012 [departments]

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4 Viewpoint

14 Cybersecurity

5 Letters 6 Calendar 7 Co-op News 12 NewsClips 29 Funny Stories 30 Discoveries

16 Pack it Over the Pass

Annual meetings showcase electric co-ops in action

Co-ops stave off hackers with increased grid protection Colorado’s original adventure sport is pack-burro racing

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20 Recipes

Funny Stories

New ways to enjoy watermelon

22 Gardening

Spice up your garden by adding assorted savory herbs

24 Outdoors

Ego gratification of contest hunting doesn’t belong

25 Energy Tips

A reverse cycle chiller with a heat pump can save money

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Pack burro racer Hal Walter runs with Laredo during the 28.6-mile World Championship Burro Race in Fairplay. Photo by Tim Van Riper.

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The official publication of the Colorado Rural Electric Association || Volume 43, Number 07

OFFICERS: Bob Bledsoe [ Tri-State] President; Bill Midcap [Fort Morgan] Vice President; Don Kaufman [Sangre de Cristo] Secretary; Jack Schneider [Poudre Valley] Treasurer; Kent Singer [CREA] Executive Director BOARD OF DIRECTORS: John Porter [Empire]; Don McClaskey [Grand Valley]; Jim Lueck [Highline]; Michael Glass [Holy Cross]; Dan Mills [K.C.]; Tom Compton [La Plata]; Stan Cazier [Mountain Parks]; B.D. Paddock [Mountain View]; Joseph Costa, Reg Rudolph [San Isabel]; Mike Rierson, [San Luis Valley]; Marcus Wilson, Kevin Ritter [San Miguel]; Mark Grasmick [Southeast]; Jim Jaeger, Ron Asche [United Power]; Bill Jordan [ White River]; Stuart Travis [ Y-W ]; Charles

Perry [Yampa Valley]; Basin Electric, CoBank, Moon Lake Electric, Wheatland Electric [Associate Members] EDITORIAL: Denver Corporate Office, 5400 N. Washington Street, Denver, CO 80216; Phone: 303-455-4111 • Email: MNeeley@coloradocountrylife.org • Website: coloradocountrylife.coop • Facebook: Colorado Country Life • Twitter: @COCountryLife Colorado Country Life (USPS 469-400/ISSN 1090-2503) is published monthly for $9/$15 per year by Colorado Rural Electric Association, 5400 N. Washington Street, Denver, CO 80216. Periodical postage paid at Denver, Colorado.

POSTMASTER: Send address changes to Colorado Country Life, 5400 N. Washington Street, Denver, CO 80216 Publication of an advertisement in Colorado Country Life does not imply endorsement by any Colorado rural electric cooperative or the Colorado Rural Electric Association. Editorial opinions published in Colorado Country Life magazine shall pertain to issues affecting rural electric cooperatives, rural communities and citizens. The opinion of CREA is not necessarily that of any particular cooperative or individual.

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Co-op Board Members Work for You

Annual meetings showcase electric cooperatives in action

BY KENT SINGER || CREA EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR || KSINGER@COLORADOREA.ORG

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Kit Carson. Buena Vista. Cortez. Steamboat Springs. Monte Vista. We were at each of these communities and others in June as the Colorado Rural Electric Association staff crisscrossed the state to participate in your local electric co-op annual meetings.

Kent Singer One of the great parts of my job is that I get to attend these meetings and visit with you, the members of our member co-ops. These meetings also provide a chance for you as co-op member-owners to meet not only with your neighbors, but also with your local co-op directors and employees, who are often also your friends and neighbors.

That’s because one of the characteristics of electric co-ops that distinguishes them from other electric utilities is the fact that you elect your board of directors from among the co-op’s membership, which comes from the local communities the coop serves. Directors care how their actions affect the local community because they are part of that community.

Your co-op directors provide the direction and leadership for your local co-op, sacrificing hours of time and miles of travel on their vehicles to do so. They typically are reimbursed in some fashion for their service, but they spend hours and hours on co-op business each month, attending board meetings, reviewing balance sheets and contracts and reading an endless stream of information on a complicated and changing industry. They attend education classes and are also expected to attend state and national meetings designed to keep them updated on recent developments in the electric industry. The electric business is extremely complex, and co-op directors must understand its issues.

And they do.

Colorado’s electric co-ops have had outstanding directors over the years. One of La Plata Electric Association’s board members, Pam Patton, was recently recognized for her expertise when Gov. John Hickenlooper (D) appointed her to the Colorado Public Utilities Commission.

The governor’s appointment is just one more way of noting the experience and knowledge of co-op board directors.

But, sadly, we are also losing some of that expertise as some longtime directors retire. I’d like to recognize two of these co-op leaders: Sam Haslem and Tom Turnbull.

It’s your co-op directors who provide the direction and leadership for your local co-op.

Sam served on the board of the Yampa Valley Electric Association in Steamboat Springs for 20 years and retired from the board last month. Sam also served on the CREA board for many years, and we appreciate his many contributions to both Yampa Valley and CREA. I got a chance to take a road trip last

year with Sam as we drove to a meeting with the Moon Lake co-op in northeastern Utah. It was an opportunity to learn the history of the area and the co-op program in northwestern Colorado. When Sam was recognized for his service at YVEA’s annual meeting in June, he eloquently summed up his devotion to the co-op program when he said, “The REA movement is a bright light in American history.”

Another bright light in that co-op history is Tom, who retired last month after 33 years on the board of Holy Cross Energy in Glenwood Springs. Tom was instrumental in the transformation of a small rural electric co-op into the largest electric utility on the Western Slope and one of the most innovative power suppliers in Colorado.

During a long presidency on the Holy Cross board, Tom, his fellow board members and the staff expertly managed Holy Cross through some challenging times.

Today Holy Cross is one of the lowest-cost providers in the state and it incorporates a large amount of renewable energy into its power mix for more than 55,000 members.

I’ve also had the pleasure of casting a fly or two with Tom, and he is as deft with a fly rod as he was overseeing Holy Cross.

Tight lines, my friend.

We will miss those who are leaving our ranks. But we look forward to working with the new, dedicated board members that you, as co-op members, have elected to represent you.

Executive Director

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[letters] Questionable Claims Your article “U.S. Second in Renewable Generation” (March ’12) was misleading.

You state “the U.S. consumes the most renewable energy from sources other than hydropower, twice as much as Germany and more than three times as much as Spain.” Considering we have over three times the population of Germany and seven times that of Spain, it should not be surprising.

When you look at the per person installed capacity, according to the International Energy Agency, Germany has 212.5 watts and the U.S. 8.1 watts. In 2010 alone, Germany installed 7,411 megawatts of photovoltaic capacity while the U.S. installed 918 megawatts.

— Ron Sheller, Salida

Renewable Energy Costs To all who are in favor of alternative energy sources: •W ind energy generators run about one-third of the time. They kill about 30,000 birds every year. They last about 10 years, which means they have a useful operating life of 3.5 years. The blades cost $50,000 each to replace.

•T he large solar array south of Raton, New Mexico, can supply power for 8,000 households. That will about handle Raton, if the sun is shining. Otherwise, power must come from good old coal or gas, which is required for a backup. The result is two systems.

•W hen 10 percent green energy was voted in, 1 kilowatt-hour cost went from 8¢ to 15¢.

— Ralph Carson, Walsenburg

Appreciation for Power Lines I enjoy overhead power lines. It only makes sense to distribute power the safest, most reliable, most cost effective way and that is by overhead lines. During an outage, it is much easier and faster and cheaper to spot a downed line than to test for a fault in an underground line.

— Robert Garey, Ignacio

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[ July] Through September 28 Craig Norman Rockwell Exhibit Museum of Northwest Colorado museumnwco.org July 8-29 Durango Music in the Mountains Various Durango locations musicinthemountains.com July 10-15 Estes Park Rooftop Rodeo Rodeo Arena 5:30 pm • 970-586-6104 July 12, 19, 26 Black Forest Open house Historic Black Forest Log School 12-3 pm • 719-495-4021 July 14-15 Buena Vista Stampede Rodeo Rodeo Grounds buenavistacolorado.org July 14 Ovid Ovid Days Ovid City Park 12-11 pm • 970-463-0960 July 14 Winter Park Supersized Saturday Winter Park Resort 11 am-3 pm winterparkresort.com July 16-20 Pueblo “Lords, Ladies, Dragons” workshop Sangre de Cristo School of Arts sangredecristoarts.org/ education July 17-21 Grand Junction Mesa County Fair Mesa County Fairgrounds mesacountyfair.com

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July 20-22 Gunnison Jack Russell Terrier Trials Fred R. Field Multi-Purpose Building westelkjrt@gmail.com July 21 Durango Artists Market Edgemont Picnic Grounds 10 am-4 pm durangofriends.org July 21-22 Pagosa Springs Craft Fair Pagosa Lodge 970-731-4560 July 21 Westcliffe Wet Mtn. Valley Rotary pancake breakfast High School parking lot 7-10 am wetmountainvalleyrotary.org July 21-22 Winter Park Alpine ArtAffair Downtown Winter Park 970-531-1228 alpineartaffair.com July 22 Calhan Dutch Oven Cook-Off El Paso County Fair 719-648-8260 July 22 Elbert All-you-can-eat breakfast Russell Gates Mercantile Community Hall 8 am-1 pm townofelbert.com July 23-27 Beulah New Mountain Adventure Camp Mountain Park Environmental Center hikeandlearn.org July 23 Crested Butte Alpenglow: Sister Sparrow & the Dirty Birds Center for the Arts outdoor stage 5:30 pm crestedbuttearts.org

July 24-28 Creede Black Light Puppetry camp Creede Repertory Theatre 10 am-1 pm • creederep.org

July 30-August 7 Kiowa Elbert County Fair Various Kiowa locations elbertcountyfair.com

July 26-28 Burlington Library book sale Outback Park 10 am • burlingtoncolo.com

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July 27-29 Breckenridge Main Street Art Festival Main Street and Wellington 10 am-6 pm mountainartfestivals.com July 27-29 Mancos Mancos Days Various Mancos locations mancoscolorado.com/ Mancosdays.htm

August 3 Littleton Free admission day Denver Botanic Gardens at Chatfield botanicgardens.org August 3-5 Pagosa Springs Puebloan Pottery Workshop Chimney Rock ancientarts.org August 4 Brighton Farms Tour for Families Bromley Farm to Berry Patch Farms 1-4 pm • historycolorado.org

July 27-August 11 Trinidad “Fox on the Fairway” play Southern Colorado Repertory Theatre 719-846-4765 • scrtheatre.com August 4 Grand Junction July 27-29 Woodcarver’s Show Windsor Clarion Inn Fine Arts Festival 970-257-1549 Boardwalk Park windsorfinearts.org August 4 Grand Lake July 28 History Day Greeley Kauffman House Fiddle Fest 1-4 pm • 970-627-9644 Island Grove Park Pavilion 10 am-6 pm August 4-5 weldcountyfair.com La Veta Digital photography workshop July 28-29 La Veta School of the Arts Ignacio thelvsa.org/workshops.htm San Ignacio Fiesta Various Ignacio locations stignatiuschurch-ignacio.com July 28 Sedalia Buckaroo Jamboree: Cherokee Style Cherokee Ranch 10:30 am • cherokeeranch.org July 29 Fairplay Burro Days Hand Hotel burrodays.com

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[Y-W News] BE SAFE AROUND FARM IRRIGATION EQUIPMENT

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BY TERENCE HALL || GENERAL MANAGER || TERRYH@YWELECTRIC.COOP

Irrigation electrical hazards are a growing problem in many regions of the country.

In the summer heat and dry season, farm irrigation can be vital for profitability.

However, it is equally vital that operators know and follow proper safety precautions to avoid potentially deadly electrical accidents when operating and handling the watering systems.

Farm operators should keep in mind that metal and water are conductors of electricity while working around irrigation equipment. Aluminum irrigation pipes, while lightweight and easier to handle, are an excellent conductor of electricity. It is best to avoid moving irrigation pipe and equipment on windy days, as a sudden gust could lift pipes into overhead power lines. This power line contact could prove fatal to a person holding the pipe.

“Remember, water and electricity are a dangerous mix,” says Mike Bird, electrical safety expert and member of the Safe Electricity advisory board. “Electricity follows the shortest path to the ground and can flow through any conductive material, such as water or metal. Do not allow irrigation water nozzles to spray on power lines. A water stream hitting a power line could energize the entire system, creating a shock hazard to anyone nearby or in contact with the equipment.”

Take some time to survey your surroundings before moving equipment.

Look up and around you; note any power lines that could be close enough to come into contact with equipment and stay away.

“Always know the location of nearby electrical lines when working with irrigation equipment,” Bird says. “Any contact

ing the machine.

n Avoid moving irrigation equipment on

between the irrigation equipment and nearby electrical lines could be fatal or cause serious injury.”

To ensure safe operation of irrigation equipment, Safe Electricity offers the following tips: n Make sure that irrigation system wiring is properly grounded. Before the start of each irrigation season, have a qualified electrician check the pump and wiring. n Store unused irrigation pipes far away from power lines or electrical equipment. n Position irrigation pipes at least 15 feet away from power lines. n Position the water jet streams so that there is no chance of them spraying onto power lines — if this happens, the entire system could become energized, creating a danger for anyone nearby. n Stay away from the piping during any lightning activity. Install lightning arresters to protect your equipment. n If fuses continually blow or circuit breakers repeatedly trip, have a professional check the wiring. This could indicate a potential electrical hazard. n Always shut off and lock the master electrical control switch before servic-

windy days when pipes could be blown into nearby power lines. Keep pipes horizontal to the ground rather than vertical to minimize the risk of contact with power lines.

“If an irrigation pipe comes in contact with a power line, never try to remove it yourself,” Bird says. “Stay away from the pipe, and call your electric utility for help.”

For more tips on staying safe around electricity, visit www.safeelectricity.org.

Every Degree=Dollars

$AVE!

Don’t let summer heat burn your budget.

When home, set your thermostat to 78°.

Going out for the day?

By turning your thermostat up 10°–15° when you’re out of the house, you can cut your electric bill by up to 15 percent. That’s a savings of up to 1 percent for every degree you raise your thermostat (based on eight hours).

Source: EnergySavers.gov

STAY ALERT! It’s important to be aware of your surroundings when working in the yard. Underground power lines are well-insulated, but a shovel can damage them and create a shock hazard.

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Save on Summer Energy Costs

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We live in an area where the temperature in the summer can be hot.

We don’t always associate high energy bills with summer usage; however, keeping cool in the summer can consume a great deal of power.

Following are some tips on lowering your summer energy costs: INSULATION: Insulating attics and walls, as well as weatherizing doors and windows, is key to preventing conditioned air from escaping your home.

FANS: Using as little energy as a 100-watt bulb, ceiling fans are an easy and energy-efficient way to keep things cool.

PLANT TREES: Summer is the season for home improvements. Plant deciduous (leafy) trees near south- and west-facing windows. They will shade your home during the warm, summer months and when the leaves fall off in the winter they will allow the sun to heat your home. (Chad D. and Jessica A. Towns, Acct. #1180909104) LIGHTS: Replace incandescent lightbulbs with compact fluorescent lightbulbs (CFLs), which emit less heat and cut your lighting costs in half. CFLs also last seven to 10 times longer than an incandescent bulb.

REFRIGERATOR: Resist the urge to stand in front of the refrigerator with the door open. The refrigerator is one of the most energy-consuming appliances in the home; less time with the door open means less energy spent keeping your food at a cooler temperature.

AIR-CONDITIONING: Keep your thermostat at 78 degrees instead of 73 degrees and save up to 5 percent on your energy bill.

FILTERS: Vacuum or replace refrigerated air filters once a month during the cooling season. Easy airflow means more efficient use of your cooling dollars.

DISHWASHER: Use the “no heat” option for your drying cycle and run it only when it is fully loaded. A hot dishwasher will warm your home and increase your electricity bill at the same time.

If you have any questions or concerns about your bill, please contact the billing department at 800-660-2291, or if in the Akron area, 970345-2291. Please have a safe summer.

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CLAIM YOUR CREDIT

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Each month, Y-W Electric Association offers members a chance to earn a $20 credit on their next electric bill. If you recognize your name and account number in this magazine, call 800-6602291 and ask for your credit. It couldn’t be easier.

Members claiming their $20 credit from the May 2012 issue were Meadowlark Cafe, Henry Strick and Christopher and Lori Packer.

Get acquainted with your account number, read your Colorado Country Life magazine and pick up the phone. That’s all the energy you’ll need to claim your energy bucks.

You must claim your credit during the month in which your name appears in the magazine (check the date on the front cover).

Water heating ranks as one of the top three energy-related expenses in your home. Save energy and money by installing a water heater blanket, using lowflow showerheads and faucets and lowering the thermostat on your water heater to 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Learn more at EnergySavers.gov. (Ann Wichmann, Acct. #521001808)

PICTURE THIS Those digital picture frames are great gadgets, but they can also eat up a lot of electricity.

According to the Electric Power Research Institute, if every U.S. household had a digital frame plugged in around the clock, it would take five power plants to run them all. (Jerry Weber, Acct. #2551004501)

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Andrew Perry Otis High School

Alexis Thompson Otis High School

Wyatt Palser Otis High School

Shelby Dunker Akron High School

Casey Krenning Akron High School

Melissa Anderson Wray High School

Six Y-W Area Students to Attend Cooperative Youth Leadership Camp

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The Cooperative Youth Leadership Camp is scheduled for the week of July 15-20, 2012, at the Glen Eden Resort. Y-W Electric will sponsor six of the participants.

On February 20, 2012, a panel of judges interviewed a group of applicants from area schools. Andrew Perry, Alexis Thompson and Wyatt Palser of Otis High School; Shelby Dunker and Casey Krenning of Akron High School; and Melissa Anderson of Wray High School were selected to be delegates to the camp this year.

Rural electric systems from Colorado, Kansas, Wyoming and Oklahoma sponsor outstanding high school students at the camp. The Cooperative Youth Leadership Camp is designed to provide a better understanding of cooperatives, legislative processes, energy prices, power generation and the rural electric program. The

camp also develops leadership skills in young people.

The camp is run by the participants.

At the first meeting, the students elect a board of directors to govern the cooperative. The board then selects the general manager, who is responsible for managing the camp activities. Each board member is the chairperson of a committee. Each participant of the camp has a responsibility to take an active role in the workings of the cooperative. He or she may seek an office and have a part in running the camp or volunteer to serve on the various committees.

The committees are responsible for activities, such as setting up and enforcing the rules of the camp, planning games, operating the camp canteen, planning sports activities and planning a dance and

banquet. Besides being a lot of fun, the Leadership Camp also provides an excellent learning experience. Participants have the opportunity to meet more than 100 students their own age from a variety of backgrounds. Educational tours to a power plant and a coal mine are among the experiences awaiting the students.

A strong cooperative spirit is developed through accomplishing the many goals set during the week. Adult counselors are present at all times to facilitate the learning experience.

The Glen Eden Resort at Clark, Colorado, beside the Elk River is a beautiful outdoor location in a secluded area. The camp setting is 18 miles north of Steamboat Springs. The students can have fun, make noise, hike, wade in the river and more without bothering other guests.

Howdy Folks, It’s Fair Time Again on the Northeast Plains!

Hope to see you at the fair!

The Eastern Colorado Roundup takes place July 31-August 4 at the Washington County Fairgrounds, Akron, Colorado! Highlights include:

Fun for everyone!

July 31 — Horse Show • Swine Show August 1 — Livestock Judging • NSPA Sanctioned Sled Pull August 2 — Livestock Judging • Rocky Mountain Oyster Fry • Nuthin’ But Bulls • Arickaree Tumbleweeds Dance August 3 — Parade led by Grand Marshall • Livestock Parade of Champions • Grand Entry & Post Colors • Mutton Busting • Ranch Rodeo • Buyer & Exhibitor Barbecue • Watermelon Feed Sponsored by Y-W Electric • Junior Livestock Sale August 4 — Mud Volleyball Tournament • Pedal Tractor Pull • Crowning of Royalty • Night Show: Craig Campbell & Gwen Sebestian Concert Go to www.easterncoloradoroundup.com for full schedule, event times and ticket sales information.

Yuma County Fair takes place August 4-8 at the Yuma County Fairgrounds, Yuma, Colorado! Highlights include: August 4 — Horse Show • Ranch Rodeo Calcutta • Swine Judging August 5 — Livestock Judging • Livestock Shows August 6 — Livestock Judging • Livestock Shows • Junior Livestock Sale August 7 — Parade through Downtown Yuma • Barbecue • Watermelon Feed Sponsored by Y-W Electric • Horse Racing • PRCA Rodeo • Round Robin Showmanship Judging • Joe Nichols Grandstand Show August 8 — PRCA Rodeo Slack • Youth Pedal Tractor Pull • Horse Race • PRCA Rodeo Go to www.yumacounty.net for full schedule, event times and ticket sales information.

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Beat the Heat

Keep your home cool and energy bills lower with savings tips

BY MAGEN HOWARD, CCC

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A cold glass of lemonade. A shade tree near a rushing brook. A paper fan swished back and forth.

The advent of air-conditioning replaced these time-tested methods of staying cool during summertime temperature spikes. But with quick relief from stifling heat also came higher electric bills. Now, the U.S. Department of Energy estimates that 9 percent of Americans’ household energy costs are dedicated to cooling.

But you don’t have to sacrifice comfort and convenience to save on your bill. All it takes is smart planning, a little elbow grease and dedication to beating the heat — and high bills.

Seal air leaks A home that feels cold and drafty in winter becomes hot and stuffy in summer. Taking time to seal air-leakage points around your house will offer cooler temperatures and lower electric bills year-round.

Add caulk and weather stripping around doors and windows, and check where walls meet ceilings and floors. Look at items that might seem innocuous but usually leak, like recessed canister lights and outlets.

Check air barriers that are working in conjunction with your insulation. Sealing up the cracks and joists in your attic will help your insulation do its job.

Seal ductwork Ductwork could be the most important item in your home to seal. If it’s exposed, you can do it yourself with a paintbrush and mastic, which you can purchase at any home improvement store. If not, hire a professional heating, ventilating and air-conditioning contractor.

Leaky ductwork will make your air-conditioning system work a lot harder than it should have to, which drives up your electric bills and wears out HVAC equipment more quickly. (Carolina Thomas, Acct. #3023009001) “Ductwork is one of the first places you should look if you’re trying to lower your energy costs,” Y-W Member Services Director Andy Molt says. “Sometimes, ducts aren’t even properly joined at all. That wastes a huge amount of energy. Sealing them up goes a long way to improving your home’s energy efficiency.”

Landscaping Planting a tree or climbing vine not only adds a little flavor to a home’s landscape, but it can also cool a house when the sun beats down. Trees in the right spot can decrease your home’s energy use by up to 25 percent, ColoradoCountryLife.coop 10 July 2012

according to the DOE. Plant deciduous trees — those that lose their leaves every year — to the south and west of your home, and you’ll gain shade in the summer and sunshine in the winter. According to the DOE, a 6-foot-tall, 8-inch diameter deciduous tree will begin providing shade the first year.

And it only gets cooler after that, reaching your roof line in five to 10 years.

If you want shade all the time or need to block wind, choose evergreens. But when you’re preparing to choose your greenery, keep in mind that trees should never be planted underneath a power line. Call your electric cooperative to find out how far from lines you should plant, and then check out ArborDay.org to learn about the types of trees that are best for your home’s landscape.

Air-conditioning units Logic would seem to dictate that a larger air-conditioning unit would keep your rooms cooler. In fact, the opposite is true. A unit that’s too large for the space will operate inefficiently and could even cause mold problems because of humidity. Whether you have a window unit or a central air-conditioning unit, correct sizing is key.

“A licensed professional should size your central air-conditioning system using a mathematical code or, better, an automatic computer program,” Molt says.

“Units that are incorrectly sized will wear out faster and will not properly cool your home. Bigger isn’t always better.”

If you’re in the market for a new air conditioner, be sure to purchase one with an Energy Star label, which means the product has met specific energy efficiency standards set by the federal government. Energy Starlabeled room units are about 10 percent more efficient than their unlabeled counterparts, while central units are about 14 percent more efficient.

Once you’ve determined whether your air conditioner is the correct size or have picked out a new one, start adjusting the settings to maximize efficiency. Use the “auto” function instead of keeping the fan running all the time. Regular maintenance to keep it in good working order is a good idea, as is checking and changing the air filter regularly. (Billy and Jenni Cain, Acct. #2055001001) Set your thermostat as high as you can while maintaining your comfort level; the smaller the difference between indoor air and the great outdoors, the lower your cooling costs will be. And make sure to rearrange

Shade trees can lower your electric bills.

your furniture so that appliances that put out a lot of heat aren’t near the thermostat.

Programmable thermostats Speaking of thermostats, a programmable model could help you save big bucks if it fits your lifestyle. A programmable thermostat will turn your temperature up automatically during times of the day you specify. But if you purchase one, it’s important to take the next step and program it — a step many people fail to take.

“A programmable thermostat is an excellent tool to improve your home’s energy efficiency, but you have to actually program it, and then you have to leave it alone,” says Brian Sloboda, senior program manager for the Cooperative Research Network, an arm of the Arlington, Virginia-based National Rural Electric Cooperative Association. “Fiddling with the settings won’t help, but getting the settings to where you’re comfortable when you’re home and then forgetting about it will really help with energy savings.”

Programmable thermostats are especially good for people who regularly leave their homes for at least eight hours at a time and don’t have pets inside.

Your electric co-op is a resource As you work this summer to beat the heat, don’t forget about your local electric cooperative. An energy efficiency expert there can help you determine the right steps for your home, including whether a home energy audit will help find more savings. You can also visit TogetherWeSave.com to find out how little measures around the house add up to big energy savings.

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Electric Co-op Representative Named to PUC

G POWER FOR THE PEOPLE Affordable electricity is an indispensable resource that is essential to families, businesses, communities and the economy throughout Colorado. This graphic illustrates just how plugged in the average electricity consumer is at home.

Proposed government regulations are threatening to drive up the cost of all of this power we use. Since every room at home depends on affordable electricity, even a small increase in costs could undermine our way of life.

Visit KeepElectricityAffordable.org to learn more.

“It’s terribly unwise … to create a regulatory regime that bans one of the nation’s most plentiful resources.

We own 28 percent of the world’s coal reserves. …”

— Tom Fanning, Southern Company CEO, speaking of coal

Gov. John Hickenlooper announced in June that Pam Patton, secretary on the La Plata Electric Association Board of Directors, has been appointed to the Colorado Public Utilities Commission.

Patton, of Bayfield, has served on the LPEA board since 2000.

Prior to moving back to her home state of Colorado, she served 20 years in the U.S. Navy. She is a Credentialed Cooperative Director and has a Cooperative Board Leadership Pam Patton certificate from the Photo by Lindsay Eppich National Rural Electric Cooperative Association.

She is active in her community and was awarded the Barbara Conrad Leadership Award by Leadership La Plata and the Morley Ballantine Award for business leadership by the Durango Chamber of Commerce.

Yes or No to Electric Vehicles?

Electric vehicles aren’t practical for some electric co-op members. Others like them and have been driving them for several years.

Whether co-op members are interested in EVs or not depends on where they need to drive and what the terrain is like. That’s what we discovered when, last month, we asked who was interested in an electric vehicle and what perks they would like in an electric vehicle.

Some mentioned the problems EVs would have with their country road, while others noted they want a car that will go at least 100 miles on a charge. One member who praised EVs is Dave Hawkins of Lyons. He and his son have started an EV conversion business as they spread the word on electric vehicles.

Find out more at bbevs.com.

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A Question for Readers What would you like to see your local electric co-op invest your money in?

• More renewable resources • Community programs • Youth programs • Assisting those who can’t pay their electric bills • None of the above; return it to members as capital credits Email your answer and why you selected it to info@ coloradocountrylife.org.

[newsclips] This Whale Rock three-phase power line burned during the High Park Fire.

Northern Colorado Electric Co-op Affected By High Park Fire

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Lines went down. Poles burned. Members were without power. The High Park Fire was only 15-20 percent contained. That was life in one part of Poudre Valley Rural Electric Association’s territory in north central Colorado as this magazine went to press.

At one time, PVREA had more than 1,100 homes without electricity. There were also several hundred others who had intermittent power as those directing the firefighting asked the local electric co-op to de-energize lines in areas where planes were dropping water and fire retardant.

The fire broke out Saturday, June 9, northwest of Fort Collins and quickly grew to more than 52,000 acres. At deadline, PVREA estimated that it had more than 100 poles burnt or damaged and miles of line gone. One new three-phase line, which had just been rebuilt and energized about a week before the fire, was destroyed.

The co-op also nearly lost its Bellvue Substation when, early in the fire, flames got within 50 feet of the substation, which has four feeds sending power out to members.

Firefighters were diligent in protecting this infrastructure and turned back the fire.

The co-op itself was quick to begin the rebuilding process. While firefighters were still trying to contain the fire June 13, PVREA crews set the first poles to rebuild their system. They were able to energize that new line June 14 while other lines were going down as the fire continued to spread along Highway 14 and the Poudre River.

Staying Cool Summer is here and, for parts of Colorado, it’s hot. At lower altitudes, beyond the foothills and out on the plains, air conditioning makes the hot temperatures bearable.

Did you know that about 12 percent of the total U.S. electricity consumption is used each year for cooling? That’s 479 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity.

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Cybersecurity PATROLS Electric co-ops stave off hackers with increased grid protection so lights stay on

BY MEGAN MCKOY-NOE, CCC Sandia National Laboratories computer scientists Ron Minnich (foreground) and Don Rudish have successfully run more than 1 million Linux kernels as virtual machines, an achievement that will allow cybersecurity researchers to more effectively observe behavior found in malicious botnets. They used Sandia’s Thunderbird supercomputing cluster for the demonstration.

“ There is no question that there will be some kind of legislation. It’s important that policy-makers make a distinction between what’s appropriate security for bulk power versus distribution systems.

The question is whether what’s put forward makes sense, if it will be overly burdensome and if it will make electricity less affordable for our members.”

— Glenn English, CEO, National Rural Electric Cooperative Association

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Your home probably has several security features — door locks, bolts and an alarm system. When it comes to cybersecurity, electric cooperatives follow the same principle of building and reinforcing multiple layers of protection to safeguard your personal data from attacks.

Securing digital data on an electric distribution system isn’t a “once and done” job. It’s a continual process of evaluating and addressing risks, tightening measures, planning and then evaluating again.

While it’s difficult to thwart a determined computer hacker, with constant vigilance electric cooperatives can significantly minimize the possibilities.

“Keeping our members’ information secure is a top priority,” explains Michael Milligan, director of system engineering for Snapping Shoals Electric Membership Corporation in Covington, Georgia.

“Technology constantly changes, requiring a ‘continuously improving’ approach toward cyber hazards.”

Two Idaho National Laboratory cybersecurity specialists conduct research on an electric utility Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition system.

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Snapping Shoals EMC represents a national trend of cooperatives bulking up cybersecurity with tools from the Cooperative Research Network, the research arm of the Arlington, Virginia-based National Rural Electric Cooperative Association. CRN’s “Guide to Developing a Risk Mitigation and Cyber Security Plan” and supporting documents, released in 2011 with funding support from the U.S. Department of Energy, help utilities of all types develop a process to shore up cyber defenses.

“Electric cooperatives have made substantial progress in cybersecurity without additional regulation because they owe it to their members to protect system reliability and prevent unauthorized access to personal information,” explains Glenn English, NRECA’s CEO.

of Standards and Technology and other industry organizations, the guide focuses on procedures co-ops should adopt to continuously monitor cyber threats and enhance risk preparedness.

“CRN’s cybersecurity resources are well-rounded tools that helped make our existing security plan more complete and serve as references for future projects,” Milligan says.

Andy Bochman, an energy security lead for IBM’s rational division, praises CRN’s efforts. “While the [information technology] community is waiting for [practical] implementation guides from NIST, CRN’s offering breaks things down into actionable, prioritized parts. It allows co-ops to travel down a well-marked path toward better cybersecurity and risk mitigation planning in the age of the smart grid.”

Security sweep

Regulating security

Electric cooperatives have been working with the DOE, the North American Electric Reliability Corporation, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the Obama administration, and the electric utility industry to strengthen and bolster cybersecurity. An assault on a co-op, for example, could be a prelude to, or part of, a coordinated cyber strike on the country’s power grid as a whole that could impact electric reliability. Last year, NERC, the nation’s electricity reliability watchdog, conducted an exercise dubbed “GridEx” to identify cybersecurity concerns and encourage utilities and government agencies to work together to mitigate the issues uncovered.

“GridEx provided a realistic environment for organizations to assess their cyber response capabilities,” says Brian Harrell, NERC manager of critical infrastructure protection standards, training and awareness. “Through the interaction, participants forged relationships across the cybersecurity community.”

A report on the test indicates most utilities have adequate response plans in place, but more training and updated guidelines were suggested. Communication difficulties were also identified — a problem NERC will confront by developing outreach strategies for secure information sharing.

To further pinpoint cyber vulnerabilities, a seven-year utility system security study was conducted by the DOE’s Idaho National Laboratory. Poor “patch management” was cited as the biggest utility weakness. Patches fix publicly-known security problems.

To prevent would-be hackers from discovering security lapses, teams of grid guardians routinely scour electric distribution systems to find and fix weak spots.

“I look for vulnerabilities in control system software,” says May Chaffin, an INL cybersecurity researcher. “I try to get them repaired before someone takes advantage.”

Lessons learned from the GridEx activity and researchers like Chaffin have been incorporated into CRN’s cybersecurity toolkit. Based on best practices developed by the National Institute

The possibility of cyber mischief undermining automated digital technologies used by utilities has Congress, the White House and regulators considering the right balance of security and emergency response initiatives.

“There is no question that there will be some kind of legislation,” English predicts. “It’s important that policy-makers make a distinction between what’s appropriate security for bulk power versus distribution systems. The question is whether what’s put forward makes sense, if it will be overly burdensome and if it will make electricity less affordable for our members.”

In 2010, the U.S. House considered the Grid Reliability and Infrastructure Defense Act. A similar measure, the Cyber Security Act of 2012, was introduced in the U.S. Senate in February. Both bills would provide the federal government with more power to draft cybersecurity standards but would weaken the NERC and FERC partnership that allows industry stakeholders to help ensure standards are technically sound and able to be properly implemented. NRECA cybersecurity experts believe any legislation should focus on encouraging federal agencies to routinely provide actionable, timely intelligence about cyber threats and vulnerabilities to utility industry experts.

“Hackers are getting smarter, and for some, much of the fun is the challenge of beating your system,” says CRN Program Manager Maurice Martin. “Co-ops understand cybersecurity isn’t a one-time thing. Improved communications about potential trouble remains key to this effort.”

Electric co-ops are building cyber barricades and fashioning robust plans for addressing current and future dangers. But in a rapidly evolving cyber environment, there’s no such thing as perfect security.

Megan McKoy-Noe, CCC, writes on consumer and cooperative affairs for the National Rural Electric Cooperative Association, the Arlington, Virginia-based service organization for the nation’s 900-plus consumerowned, not-for-profit electric cooperatives. Rob Holt contributed to this article.

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Pack-burro racer Hal Walter runs with Laredo during the 28.6-mile World Championship Burro Race in Fairplay.

Colorado’s original adventure sport isn’t

PACK it over the PASS

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skiing or snowboarding.

It’s actually the obscure and quirky sport of pack-burro racing.

Recently named the state’s official “Summer Heritage Sport” by the Colorado legislature, it certainly deserves the recognition. It has a 64-year history of rough-and-tumble competition and has had myriad write-ups in national newspapers and magazines, as well as coverage by radio and cable television programs.

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Yet, sadly, pack-burro racing remains relatively unknown.

When I ran in my first pack-burro race in Leadville back in 1980, the whole race was sort of a whimsical notion for me. I had no idea what I was getting myself into — not just for that race, but for my entire lifetime as well.

I finished “Last Ass Over the Pass” in my first attempt, and even after I completed that epic 19-mile run up and down 13,187-foot Mosquito Pass with a donkey, it never occurred to me that I would write a book on the subject, be a central character in a documentary film or be a world champion in the sport six times. Pack-burro racing would also lead me on a path of a rural lifestyle that would prove to be far different than anything I could have ever imagined.

In fact, after that first attempt, I couldn’t imagine I’d ever race again.

But I did race again, and everything in the 33 years since that first race now serves as a testimony to a lifetime of adventure.

I’ve now run up and down Mosquito Pass at least 75 times in conditions ranging from thunder blizzards to skin-scorching sunshine.

As I wrote in my book Wild Burro Tales, there’s been something different and yet something the same about each trek.

I’ve crossed the finish line with seven different burros, and two of these burros have now crossed into that great pasture in the sky. I’ve finished last. I’ve finished first a few times, too. But over the years the thing that has impressed me most about my trips up and down Mosquito Pass is that they have provided a stunning backdrop for a life filled with wonder, magic, change and challenges. In other words, pack-burro racing has become a metaphor for life itself.

For those who don’t know what pack-burro racing is, it’s part running race, part rodeo and part mountain climb. Humans and burros race as teams over long, high-altitude distances usually on rugged mountain courses. For example, Fairplay’s 28.6-mile world championship course boasts more than 3,000 feet of vertical gain and descent; a two-mile long, above-timberline grind across an expanse of tundra known as American Flats; two crossings of icy Mosquito Creek; and a climb up a narrow path through a rock glacier to the summit of Mosquito Pass.

Prizes range from $500 to $1,300 for first place. The winning team is the first burro and racer to cross the finish line as a team. In the case of close finishes, the first burro’s nose to cross the line determines the winner.

There are some other quirky rules. The burro is required to carry a packsaddle weighing 33 pounds and the rig must contain a pick, pan and shovel to commemorate the mining history the

Jim Anderegg and his burro Gus in one of the Triple Crown races.

Runners and burros jockey for position on the Old Midland Trail in the Buena Vista Gold Rush Days Pack-burro Race.

sport celebrates. The lead rope may be no longer than 15 feet.

Riding is not allowed.

These rules have been in place since the first Rocky Mountain Pack-burro Championship Race in 1949. Legend has it that the sport was originated much earlier by miners racing back to town to file their claims at the courthouse, or it may have started from a bar bet between prospectors. While such yarns provide a nostalgic basis for the sport, the truth is the first documented pack-burro race was the brainstorm of local merchants hoping to attract tourists to Fairplay’s Gold Days celebration. At stake in the first 22.9-mile race, starting at the Lake County Courthouse in Leadville and crossing Mosquito Pass to Fairplay, was $500 cash and a trophy presented by the Rocky Mountain News.

Of the 21 starters, 13 entrants finished. Melville Sutton of Como and his burro Whitey were the first to reach the finish line at the Prunes monument in Fairplay. After topping the Mosquito Pass summit in about two hours, Sutton battled it out with Fairplay’s Ed Knizely and Prunes IV over the final 15 miles for bragging rights as the sport’s first champion. [continued on page 18]

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Hal Walter and Laredo (left) and Bobby Lewis and Wellstone reach the Mosquito Pass summit , 13,187 feet elevation, in the Leadville Boom Days International Pack-Burro Race.

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Thus a new tradition was born. Burros had carried the loads Pack-burro racing is actually a Zen sport. It’s difficult to for miners since gold and silver were found in the 1880s. Now, have everything working right for you — where both you and with mining on the wane, the job of keeping this heritage an animal not especially known for its cooperative nature are alive was resting firmly on the backs of these sturdy in tune, physically and mentally. Finding that space in animals. which I am totally in sync with the burro is how I’ve Since that original race from Leadville to managed to win at this sport.

Fairplay in 1949, the sport has evolved to Back in 2000, I had led the Fairplay World include a triple crown of races each sumChampionship race with my burro Spike for mer in Fairplay, 28.6 miles in distance; almost the entire distance. In about the last Leadville, 19.3 miles; and Buena Vista, mile, I looked back and could see 11-time about 11 miles. Other shorter races winner Tom Sobal running up from are held in the Colorado towns of behind. He and his burro Bullwinkle Georgetown and Idaho Springs. quickly caught up and passed us. It was With my 32nd consecutive race like a bad dream and quite deflating to at Leadville’s Boom Days last be dropped so quickly at the end of such summer, I’ve been involved with a long race. We picked up the pace but pack-burro racing for half of the they just pulled away, trotted over the sport’s existence and well more than last hill and out of sight into town. Still, half of my own. I’ve had the good Spike and I didn’t give up. and unlikely fortune to win a few of There’s an old ghost town at the north these events over the years, including end of Fairplay, then a couple blocks of six world championships at Fairplay, pavement to the finish line. As Spike and four victories at Leadville and a couple I came down the last hill into the ghost of wins at Buena Vista. I say “unlikely” town, I saw Tom and his burro weaving back because I don’t consider myself to be any and forth on the pavement. I was surprised sort of super athlete — as some pack-burro because I’d figured they’d already finished and Shelly Hall pulls Sabina onto racers are — but have found success through won. Spike picked up the pace and as we neared the Arkansas River bridge in the Buena Vista Gold Rush Days determination, animal know-how and by the finish line, Bullwinkle veered off the street Pack-Burro Race. simply showing up enough times. and up onto the boardwalk of the Park Bar.

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Pack-burro racer Hal Walter has been

Spike and I coasted right on I heard footsteps and turned competing for more than 30 years. by for the win. around to see Joe and friend Jim Pack-burro racing is also Feistner. They had crossed over a gnarly and somewhat Mosquito Pass from the Leadville dangerous sport. Consider side, passed us quickly and ran the animals’ herding instinct on out of sight. A few miles later as a shotgun or pistol blast when we reached the old Veterans sends competitors racing out of Foreign Wars post, just past of town. Out on the course South Park City, we saw their there’s the combination of burros tied up out front. high-mountain environment, It was one of those clear, dry treacherous footing, and summer days when the highunpredictable equines. I’ve altitude sun reflects off the snow seen entrants taken to the and talus slopes and parches your hospital after falling, being body. Curtis and I went inside caught in ropes and dragged, and found Jim and Joe sitting at and even kicked. a table in the dim light of the bar, The natural elements also cooling down with a couple of can get your attention. Once beers. It looked pretty good to me, fellow burro racer Curtis but since we still had to run that Imrie, and I were training last few miles to Fairplay, Curtis above timberline on the and I ordered water, talked to the Fairplay course. A thunderLeadville pair about the upcomstorm rolled in over the top of ing race and then headed out. We the Mosquito Range, and we figured they were done. crouched on the balls of our We weren’t 20 minutes down feet to watch it pass. A bolt of the road, running the old twolightning shot down from the track along the Middle Fork of the black clouds and, just above South Platte River, headed toward the talus slope where the race Fairplay, when I heard a burro course winds, the lightning coming and turned. Joe caught up bolt branched into several to us and passed without so much forks and then illuminated as a word. When we reached Fairthe entire area with a purple play, his burro was tied up outside glow. We looked at each other the Park Bar. Whenever I think I in disbelief. might be taking pack-burro racing Is it worth the risk? Heck too seriously, I remember how yeah! Two weeks later I a man more than twice my age caught the figurative lightfueled by Coors passed me like I ning in a bottle and won a was standing still. fifth world championship on this same course.

For me, pack-burro racing has been the adventure of a Even if danger were completely removed, pack-burro raclifetime, and that adventure seems to be lasting a lifetime ing is a tough sell to most athletes. It’s a demanding sport that as well. Now that Colorado’s original adventure sport is the almost requires an alternative, rural lifestyle in order to house, official Summer Heritage Sport it’s still all the same to me. The transport and train a burro. Plus, these big animals have a way of enduring and endearing qualities of the burros, the allure of the getting in the way of big egos. Over the years, I’ve seen some fan- backcountry and the competitive nature of both humans and tastic athletes give the sport a try with various results. Some elite animals continue to inspire me to get my ass up the pass each runners have quit in fits of frustration. The problem with many summer. Hee-haw! super athletes is that they take themselves way too seriously.

Writer Hal Walter and his wife and son live on a small ranch at nearly I started racing burros when Joe Glavinick, a legend in the 9,000 feet in electric co-op territory in southern Colorado. You can read sport and nine-time world champion, was heading toward more of Hal’s adventures at hardscrabbletimes.com. retirement. But I saw enough of his act to know that fun and adventure were the only reasons to be doing this.

During one of my earliest training runs on the Fairplay course, Curtis and I were running down Mosquito Gulch when

Whenever I think I might be taking pack-burro racing too seriously, I remember how a man more than twice my age fueled by Coors me like I was standing still.

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[recipes]

Reinventing the Watermelon

New ways to enjoy nature’s masterpiece at a summer barbecue

BY AMY HIGGINS || AHIGGINS@COLORADOCOUNTRYLIFE.ORG FUN WATERMELON FACTS Did you know the flesh of a watermelon isn’t always red? There are scrumptious orange, yellow and white flesh varieties as well.

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Nothing beats sinking your teeth into a big slice of watermelon on a hot summer day; it’s juicy, refreshing and delicious. What’s more, it’s easy to get your hands on one this time of year.

The National Watermelon Promotion Board has some cool suggestions on how to jazz up this classic fare even more. So, step away from the grill and mix up a new watermelon treat for the next barbecue.

Greek Pita Bread With Watermelon 4 wedges seeded watermelon 1 cup diced cooked chicken 1 tablespoon chopped cilantro 2 tablespoons Greek yogurt 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt Dash cayenne pepper 2 whole pita breads, halved or whole grain flatbreads 1/4 cup prepared spreadable herb cheese 4 large lettuce leaves

A GOOD WATERMELON Choosing a watermelon that shows no visible damage is a good start during your selection process, but the National Watermelon Promotion Board says it should also be heavy for its size and suggests you inspect its underside for a creamy yellow spot. That spot is where it sat in the garden and ripened in the sun.

Place sliced watermelon on paper towels to remove excess liquid. Mix chicken, cilantro, yogurt, garlic salt and cayenne. Spread inside surfaces of pita bread halves with herbed cheese and fill each with 1/4-cup chicken mixture. Arrange watermelon and lettuce in pita bread. Serves 4.

Breakfast Lasagna 4 cups corn flakes 2 cups minced watermelon 2 cups fresh blueberries or sliced strawberries 2 cups vanilla yogurt Place 1/3 of the corn flakes in an even layer on the bottom of an 8-by-8 serving dish. Mix together the watermelon, blueberries and yogurt and spoon half of it over the corn flakes layer evenly. Sprinkle another layer of the corn flakes over the yogurt and then layer the remaining yogurt over that.

Sprinkle the remaining corn flakes evenly over the top. Serves 6.

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Frozen Watermelon Split 3 bananas 1 cup melted semi-sweet chocolate chips 18 ice cream scoops of seedless watermelon 1 cup puréed fresh raspberries 1 cup caramel sauce 2 cups sweetened whipped cream or whipped topping 1 cup chopped walnuts 6-12 maraschino cherries Peel bananas, cut them at the midpoint and then in half lengthwise to make 12 pieces. Dip them in the melted chocolate and place on a wax paper-lined tray. Freeze until chocolate is hard. Place 3 watermelon scoops in split or ice cream bowls and arrange banana slices on the sides. Spoon puréed raspberries over fruit. Top with caramel sauce to taste and garnish with whipped cream, nuts and cherries. Makes 6 splits.

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[recipes]

Watermelon S’mores 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 1/2 cup chocolate fudge sauce 4 2-inch by 4-inch by 1-inch thick rectangles of seedless watermelon 1 cup mini marshmallows Sprinkle the graham cracker crumbs over the center of 4 plates.

Drizzle 1/3 of the fudge sauce over the crumbs. Place a watermelon rectangle over the crumbs and chocolate on each plate. Drizzle 1/3 of the chocolate fudge sauce over the watermelon. Sprinkle the marshmallows over the watermelon and drizzle the remaining chocolate fudge sauce over the marshmallows. Serves 4.

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[gardening]

Garnishing Your Garden

Spice up your plant variety by adding assorted savory herbs

BY EVA ROSE MONTANE || ABUNDANTEARTHGARDENS.COM

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Colorado offers great conditions for growing some of the tastiest culinary herbs. My favorites are the ones that come back year after year on their own because they are easy and do well in my native clayey soil (with a touch of sand, of course) with little to no supplemental water. In fact, it is widely recognized that herbs growing in poor soils with less water produce a superior flavor and aroma.

Seven years ago when I planted lavender, chives, purple culinary sage and Greek oregano, I remember amending the soil with organic matter and watering the herbs to get them established.

But I haven’t done much of either since then and they all are thriving. And an added perk is deer don’t care much for them. That’s my kind of plant.

You can add thyme to this list of perennial herbs, but make sure you have the culinary variety. Even with neglect, ornamental oregano grows well for me, but I selected it for its floral splendor, not for its ability to produce anything desirable to add to a meal. Marjoram, tarragon and horseradish are also perennial for much of Colorado. The many varieties of mint and lemon balm are perennial, too.

They enjoy richer soil and more water like many of the annual herbs. All of the above generally require full sun (six hours), although mint does well in partial shade.

In addition to enjoying richer soil and more water, annual herbs tend to appreciate some afternoon shade. If they don’t get it they will bolt sooner than you’d probably like, turning the otherwise edible leaves bitter and undesirable. These include cilantro, parsley and basil.

With the exception of chives, you don’t want to let your herbs flower.

Chives’ flowers are actually delicious in salads and their leaves are unaffected by the flowering. Lettuce, spinach and other cool season crops bolt when they get too hot. The same goes

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This flat Italian parsley will flourish among annual flowers on the east side of the house where it gets water each morning.

Nepeta cataria (catmint)

Bolting is a plant’s attempt to duck out and finish its life cycle by flowering, producing seed and calling it quits. for annual herbs. Bolting is a plant’s attempt to duck out and finish its life cycle by flowering, producing seed and calling it quits. Harvesting your herbs continuously helps prevent flowering.

If you catch herbs trying to bolt, you can stave off this natural process for a while by pulling off the bolts (stalks that will produce flowers) or the buds of flowers on perennials. Planting

annuals on an eastern exposure will help, too.

Herbs of any variety can be freely mixed around borders and in planters with ornamentals. While waiting for your perennials to mature and fill in, try using annual herbs in place of annual flowers to fill in the space. Perennial herbs make great additions to beds since the soil doesn’t need to be minced in every year like you would need to do when replanting annuals.

Herbs are versatile in the garden, and you may be surprised to know how good for you they are, too; they’re chock-full of vitamins, nutrients and healing properties. So make use of our ideal climate and start growing more herbs.

Eva Rose Montane is a garden coach, consultant and designer. Send your questions for her to gardening@coloradocountrylife. org.

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[outdoors]

Heart of the Matter

The ego gratification and titles in contest hunting don’t belong in this sport

BY DENNIS SMITH

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Okay, I’m going to play devil’s advocate for a minute just to give contest hunters another point of view to consider, though I suspect many will disagree with it. Before any of you go all “Bubba” on me, let me preface this whole thing by stating that I’m no PETA freak, bunny hugger, animal rights extremist or anything else of that nature. Nor am I even remotely sympathetic to their philosophies, causes or agendas. In fact, I’m vehemently opposed to them. In my opinion, they’re founded in scientific ignorance, misplaced emotion and blatant hypocrisy.

I’ve been hunting and fishing since I was old enough to zip my own fly and I’m sneaking up on 70 now, but I’m no fan of hunting contests, big buck tournaments, “tape-measure” hunting or other similar, gratuitous hunting events. They create a horribly distorted and incredibly destructive image of what traditional, fair chase hunting and game conservation is all about.

Killing animals for fame, fortune, celebrity status, meaningless titles, (Seriously, do you really care that Joe Blow is the Grand Master Prairie Dog Champion of the World?) bogus awards, and big cash prizes portrays hunters and what we do in the worst possible light to the millions of non-hunters who have no clue what our real purpose is or what our responsibili-

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.”

— Will Rogers ColoradoCountryLife.coop 24 July 2012

Traditional, fair-chase hunting is essential to the conservation and preservation of our wild big game herds.

ties to our game herds and flocks are. It’s evident from the number of hunting competitions, high-dollar canned hunts and closed-fence trophy hunts these days that a lot of us have lost sight of it, too.

Hunting isn’t, nor was it ever meant to be, about ego gratification, score keeping and phony, grandiose titles. Shooting animals for the heck of it on one hand and then trying to convince the rest of the world on the other that we hold our game animals in the highest regard reeks of the same kind of hypocrisy animal-rights groups practice.

The primary reason sport hunting even continues to exist at all today is because hunters provide a vital service controlling and preserving our wild game populations

as established by professional fish and game biologists. Beyond that, we are of little use to society. We can’t expect anyone to respect us if we demonstrate such transparent disregard for the animals we supposedly esteem. It’s one thing to hunt for food, fur, personal challenge, or necessity; it’s quite another to kill for thrills and prize money — which is exactly how most of these contests appear to the rest of the world.

Do you not remember the avalanche of outrage from the national hunting community that accompanied the financiallydriven proposal for a World Deer Hunting Championship television show a few years back? It was overwhelmingly rejected by every major national and international hunting association and conservation organization in the book, and hundreds of thousands of Joe Sixpack hunters like you and me. Prospective corporate sponsors recoiled in sheer panic.

The lesson should have been obvious: If we’re not careful how we represent ourselves and our rationale for hunting, we’ll lose it to popular opinion. And we’ll have deserved it.

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[energy tips]

THE COLD TREATMENT News on reverse cycle chillers

BY JAMES DULLEY

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A reverse cycle chiller with your home’s heat pump can be a less costly alternative to supplemental resistance heating.

The primary advantage of a reverse cycle chiller is it transfers heat to an insulated water tank. This allows you to install a heat pump with an extra large capacity for adequate heating even in cold weather without the associated summertime cooling issues. Many of the major heating and cooling manufacturers’ heat pumps can be used with a reverse cycle chiller system.

During summer, this large heat pump cooling capacity chills the water in the insulated tank to 40 degrees or This Uniflo heat so. The chilled water exchanger unit either heats or chills water is run through a coil depending on whether in the blower sysheating or cooling is tem, which cools and needed.

Source: Unico Systems dehumidifies indoor air just like a standard heat pump. The heat pump can cycle on and off as needed to chill the water in the tank independently of the indoor blower.

Therefore the blower can run as long as needed to provide comfort and efficiency.

A heated water tank has a wintertime defrost mode where the heat pump regularly switches to the cooling mode to defrost ice that collects on the outdoor condenser coils. With a reverse cycle chiller, the heat to defrost the coils comes from the heated water tank so warm air continues to blow out the registers. During regular operation, the temperature of the air coming out the registers is also warmer than with a typical air source heat pump.

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EXPOSING A KILLER

BY AMY HIGGINS AHIGGINS@COLORADOCOUNTRYLIFE.ORG

Colorado Meth Project makes progress in methamphetamine awareness

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Photo courtesy of The Pueblo Chiefton

In November 2011, Colorado Country Life announced that the teen attitudes about methamphetamine. Thanks to the Colorado Colorado Rural Electric Association, Tri-State Generation and Meth Project, more young people in our state understand how Transmission, and CoBank support the Colorado Meth Project dangerous this drug is,” said Attorney General John Suthers at and its efforts. Since then the prevention program has been made a Colorado Rockies pre-game ceremony. “The Teen Advisory great strides in getting its message out.

Council is helping us spread the word about the risks of using On November 8, 2011, the Colorado Meth Project announced meth throughout their own communities, as well as to a broader the launch of MethProject.org, a website aimed toward teens audience online. I want to thank them for the commitment they that provides a slew of information about methamphetamine. have made to speaking out against meth, which will help us Through the project’s website, teens can gather facts; take prevent its use among a new generation of teens.” polls and quizzes; read, watch and listen to first-hand acMethProject.org was created with teens in mind, but the counts through literature and videos; ask questions and more. information it contains is also valuable to adults who are In essence, the website is a resource of more than 350 pieces of concerned about methamphetamine use in their communities content that tells you what meth is, explains its physical and and around their loved ones. mental affects, teaches you how to recognize the signs of a user, and offers ways to find help for anyone affected by the drug.

The results are noticeable. Since the launch of MethProject.org, Colorado site traffic has increased eight fold, reaching teens where they live across the state, according to the Project’s statistics. The Meth Project’s online videos garnered more than 6 million views by Coloradans since the launch.

Additionally, the project formed a teen advisory council designed to help raise awareness about meth and offer a teen perspective on how to reach other teens.

On June 12, the project announced its 2012Jolie Norton, a 15-year-old Pueblo County High School freshman, created 2013 Teen Advisory Council members at the a painting that is now the face of the Colorado Meth Project’s “Not Even Young Americans Center for Financial Education Once” campaign. The painting reads “Don’t take the first step” which in Denver. The 13-member team is comprised shows a girl standing at the edge of a cliff. of eighth to 12th graders from Colorado. These students will participate in outreach activities The painting was transformed into a mural and is featured on the and implement a service project for each of their Arkansas River levee in Pueblo. It is a reminder to passersby not to use communities over the next school year. meth, not even once.

“We are making great progress in changing

Not Even Once

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14 SPACIOUS MOTEL ROOMS, beauty shop (rented), studio apartment, lovely owners’s quarters.

Good Business. Many repeat guests.

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Owner has health issues. 970-5652474 (052-09-12) LEGITIMATE WORK AT HOME opportunity. No sales, investment, risk. Training/website provided.

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PIANO TUNING PAYS. Learn with American School home-study course. Tools included. Call for info.

800-497-9793. (158-01-13)

FILL YOUR PANTRY with delicious THRIVE freeze-dried food. Cook with it everyday! Lasts 25+ years unopened. Prepare2Thrive@yahoo. com 719-371-3160 Preparation.

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All roofs. Details 573-489-9346 (856-07-12)

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CLOCK REPAIR & RESTORATION DURANGO AREA. CLOCKS of all kinds repaired. Antique and modern. Clocks bought and sold. Call Robert 970-247-7729, bob.scott@ usa.net (109-09-12)

EDUCATION HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS/ PARENTS: Looking for a different approach? Want something exceptional? Biblical perspective, wilderness adventure, college prep, close Christian community, housing provided. www.emhweb. org (035-08-12)

EQUIPMENT & SUPPLIES COMMERCIAL WEED AND FIRE spray equipment. 307-660-8563 or visit us at www.oldwyomingbrand company.com (024-08-12)

EVENTS QUID NOVI 3RD ANNUAL INNOVATION CONFERENCE - October 20, 2012, 970-267-0959, QuidNovi Festival.com “Where creativity meets” (994-09-12)

FOR SALE GRASSFED BISON MEAT for sale.

Delicious and nutritious. Delivery available. Fourth, half, or whole.

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INSURANCE TURNING 65? Learn your Medicare options. Call for information or in-person appointment. Terri Schierbeek 719-447-5104. Licensed Independent Agent. (054-10-12)

HEAVY DUTY CATTLEPENS. Portable or permanent; 32x45 working pen w/16’ crowding tub, $3,325.

Call Kenneth 580-876-3699, www. cccattleequipment.com (882-08-12)

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OXYGEN CONCENTRATORS - $380 with warranty. Also sell portable concentrators and oxygen supplies.

Repair and service of equipment.

Aspen Concentrators Repair Service 719-471-9895 (040-08-12)

MACHINERY & PARTS

FREE FREE BOOKS/DVDS. Soon the “Mark of the Beast” will be enforced as Church and State unite!

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SURI ALPACAS – Show or pets. Easy care. Cedar Mesa Alpaca Ranch 970-749-0860 cmaranch2@aol.com (041-07-12)

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800-459-2148 www.sawmill exchange.com . (267-09-12)

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REAL ESTATE CABIN, 15 ACRES, CRESTED BUTTE, 1bd with sleeper bay window, septic, electric, well, hot tub, $320,000, 907-314-0315 (Alaska). (055-07-12)

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GRAND JUNCTION HORSE FARM, 3130 A 1/2 Rd, 3550+ sq. ft. home on 14 acres. Newly remodeled, new central air, new boiler, new water heater, new roof, half brick ranch w/new vinyl siding. 5 bdrm, 3 1/2 bath, living room, dining room, large kitchen, large family room.

New carpet/tile/wood floors.

Full horse barn w/indoor stalls & outside runs. All steel fencing, arenas, loafing sheds on large pastures. Additional fencing around home & inground heated pool. RV building (50x28’), two large ponds, etc. $625,000. Ginny 970-260-9629, Terry 970-261-3001, Gtraudt@ edbozarth.com 3% to 6% to any REALTOR w/buyer (946-12-12)

ROCKY FORD 20 ACRE FARM, call 303-995-2005 or email dan@afinc. net for details. (027-09-12)

BACKPACKER WANTS to buy working older revolver, any caliber, 719-542-9905 (032-07-12)

VACANT LAND – within city limits Cripple Creek, 18 R-2 zoned lots, great views, all utilities available. $155,000 Call 970-247-4113 (03007-12)

NAVAJO RUGS, old and recent, native baskets, pottery. Tribal Rugs, Salida. 719-539-5363, b_inaz@ hotmail.com (817-10-12)

HOWARD, COLORADO. Tree covered residential home site. Year round access. Owner finance. 719276-7294 (050-10-12) LAND WANTED — cash buyer looking to purchase 500-20,000 acres in Colorado. Will consider bailouts, foreclosures, joint ventures, condo/ commercial projects. Will close quickly. Call Joe at Red Creek Land 719-543-6663. (648-08-12) LEADVILLE/MOUNT MASSIVE LAKES. For sale, 4bd/2b winterized home (turn-key) and membership at America’s premier trout club; near major skiing, golf, hiking.

623-687-5910 (057-09-12) MONUMENT. SECLUDED 5-acre homesite. Views. Utilities available.

Terms. Easy access to I-25. $189K. 719-661-2027. (060-10-12)

WANTED: Property to lease for hunting, fishing. We can offer landowners numerous benefits.

303-460-0273 (029-07-12)

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303-525-3499 (048-07-12)

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Call 1-888-NFR-rodeo (1-888-6377633) or www.NFR-Rodeo.com. *BBB Member; Since 1990. (912-11-12)

VACATION RENTAL KAUAI VACATION RENTAL, 2bdr, full kitchen. Minutes from beaches. $600/wk. 808-245-6500; makana crest.com; kauaiweddings.com.

(756-05-13)

OLD COLORADO LIVESTOCK brand books prior to 1975. Call Wes 303-757-8553. (889-08-12) OLD COWBOY STUFF–hats, boots, spurs, chaps, Indian rugs, baskets, etc. ANYTHING OLD! Mining & railroad memorabilia, ore carts!

We buy whole estates. We’ll come to you! Call 970-759-3455 or 970-565-1256. (871-11-12) OLD GAS AND OIL items: Gas pumps, advertising signs, globes, etc. Pieces, parts, etc. considered. Also 1932-34 Ford cars and trucks, parts and pieces, too. Any condition. Brandon, 719-250-5721.

(519-11-12) OLD POCKET WATCHES – working or non-working and old repair material. Bob 719-859-4209 watch doctor@hotmail.com. (870-12-13) VINTAGE FISHING TACKLE. I buy rods, reels, lures, creels, etc. Call Gary at 970-222-2181 (960-12-12) WANT TO PURCHASE minerals and other oil/gas interests. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201.

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You’ll find: • extra information about our cover story • new recipes • additional energy tips • contests In July, click on Contests and find out how to win a set of watermelon serving dishes.

Johnny and his friends were sitting around the campfire sharing jokes and funny stories. When it was Johnny’s turn, he asked, “What do you call a big, old grizzly bear with no teeth?”

“What?” his friends asked.

“A Gummi Bear.”

Rose Schumacher, Colorado Springs

Our family went to Branson, Missouri, to visit the Titanic exhibit. As we were browsing, I turned to my 4-year-old grandson and asked, “Why did the Titanic sink?”

He paused and then said very matter-of-factly, “It hit an ice cube.”

Gene Erker, Burlington

A ticket agent struggled to find the destination for a woman who called wanting a flight from Chicago to Rhino, New York.

“Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” the ticket agent asked.

“Yes. What flights do you have?” the woman asked.

After more searching, the agent came back on the line and said, “I’m sorry, ma’am.

I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find Rhino anywhere.”

“Oh, don’t be silly,” the woman said. “Everyone knows where it is. Check your map again.”

Scouring a map of New York, the agent finally asked, “Do you mean Buffalo?”

After a long pause, the woman said, “Give me a break. I knew it was a big animal.”

Anonymous

After waiting for a very long time to be seated for dinner at a popular restaurant, I pointed out to my daughter and 10-year-old grandson that it didn’t matter how long the line was because we were all looking forward to eating there.

“We’re here for the duration,” I said.

“Not me, Grandma,” my grandson said. “I’m here for the ham.”

Susan Chermack. Salida

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Stomp Around the Northwest

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Dinosaur National Monument encompasses 211,000 acres of canyons throughout northwest Colorado and northeast Utah. With dinosaur fossil exhibits, hiking trails, fishing spots, river rafting opportunities, petroglyph sightings, guided tours, stunning scenery and great campgrounds, tourist options are endless. Kids can even earn a free Junior Ranger or Junior Paleontologist badge simply by completing a booklet of age-appropriate activities.

Visit the Craig County Chamber of Commerce website at http://www. craig-chamber.com/Dinosaur-National-Monument.html for more information and to read about cool camping locales in the Dinosaur National Monument area.

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Plan a trip south of La Junta to Picketwire Canyonlands and immerse yourself in ancient history. This landscape features more than 1,300 brontosaur and allosaur footprints, Native American petroglyphs, and the Dolores Mission and Cemetery, which was built in the late 1800s.

Approximately 3.4 miles past the dinosaur tracks you’ll find the Rourke Ranch, a cattle and horse ranch built in 1871.

Take a guided tour in your four-wheel drive or hike out on your own. Keep in mind that temperatures can exceed 100 degrees in July in the southeast, so be sure to pack plenty of water, spread on the sunblock and wear appropriate footwear.

For more information, visit exploresoutheastcolorado.com/picketwire.htm.

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In northeastern Colorado there is a lovely location called the Pawnee National Grassland. This is a hot spot for bird-watchers and photographers, but the scenic buttes, numerous bird species and hiking opportunities make Pawnee a must-see for everyone.

About an hour outside Pawnee near Briggsdale you can set up camp at Crow Valley Recreation Area. This facility features fire rings, picnic areas, multifamily campsites and lots of room to play games, explore and fit in some more bird-watching.

For more information or to download the Pawnee National Grassland Bird Tour Pamphlet, visit fs.usda.gov/main/arp/ maps-pubs.

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No matter which corner of the state you visit, you’re sure to find some great places to get your splash on. Here’s a handful of hot spots we found: Northeast — Jackson Lake near Fort Morgan Visit this 2,700 surface-acre lake for swimming, waterskiing, boating, fishing or just relaxing on the sandy shore. With 260 campsites and 60 picnic sites, you can make a weekend of it and do it all.

Southeast — Lake Henry near Ordway Fishermen will delight in Lake’s Henry’s supply of large channel catfish, bullhead catfish, wipers, trout, bass and perch. Visitors can swim, go bird-watching, enjoy a little “primitive” camping and, if they have them, take a spin on their jet skis. Water levels can get a little low at the peak of summer, so if you want to bring your boat visit crowleycounty.net or call 719-267-5555 ext. 2 beforehand to find out about any restrictions.

Northwest — Elkhead Reservoir near Craig This man-made reservoir is a popular destination in the Craig area. Grab your pole and go fishing for smallmouth bass, trout and northern pike, but don’t forget your swimsuit because this is also a great place to swim, water-ski and play on the beach.

Southwest — Vallecito Lake near Durango From river rafting, fishing and boating to horseback riding, hiking and camping, you get the whole shebang at Vallecito Lake. Be sure to take a drive to see the tree carvings that were created in memory of the 2002 Missionary Ridge Fire.

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