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The Coroner John Salem
The Country Coroner is a very important job He spends a lot of time surrounded by death, so the pay is naturally quite good. Many people do not know this, but the Coroner is an elected position. That makes the Coroner just like the President! No, actually, the Coroner is better than the president, because the president only has control over all that are living, while the Coroner has control over the dead. What’s that? Lonely? No, I don’t believe the coroner ever gets lonely, he is always surrounded by people after all. God created man and gave him life, that is true, but the Coroner is free to do with death as he wishes, if he wanted too, he could dress up his playthings in funny hats, or draw mustaches on them. Pretty sure God can’t do that….so Now that I think about it, who corons the coroner when the coroner dies?
