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Horoscopes, Table For Two, page page 8 7 Fall TV Table forPreview, Two, page page 98

Sports Women’s Soccer, page 10 MWC Awards, page 11

The Student Newspaper of Carroll College

Search in Progress: Committee searches for new college president Mitchel Morrison Staff Writer

The Presidential Search Committee is steadily continuing their exploration for a suitable college president; the candidate will take the place of President Falcone when he retires at the end of the school year.

The committee includes representatives of Carroll College’s major constituencies: students, alumni, faculty, trustees, donors, clergy, and staff. Dr. William Laatsch, chairman of the Board of Trustees will also serve as chairman on the presidential search committee. Ten other members of the board of trustees will sit with Laatsch on the committee.

Along with the board, are two faculty members: Dr. David A. Block, associate professor of geography and environmental science, and Dr. Bruce A. Mac Intyre, professor emeritus of the biology staff; two staff members: Kris Jacobsen, athletic director, and Vice President Dean Rein; and one student senate member:

Junior Kris Gosser will also serve on the committee.

Laatsch stated that the search committee members have a wide variety of backgrounds in education, business and religious life.

Twelve of them are Carroll College alumni, representing class years spanning four decades.

The committee is using the globally networked search firm Korn & Ferry to assist them in locating qualified and capable candidates for the college presidency.

The committee is excited to hear student suggestions and positive reports on the objectives that Dr. Falcone accomplished in his service to Carroll College.

Gosser stated in an interview, “I’m personally excited to hear input from students so I can make an accurate decision based on student views.”

Students should be aware of an online survey being conducted this semester. All students will receive an e-mail with instructions on how to access the survey.

Freshman Peter Pepowski is looking for a variety of qualities in the incoming president.

Pepowski would like a president who participates and takes an active “interaction with students and is very concerned about the things we, and the teachers, need.” Pepowski would also like a President who would, “address the faculty unionization issue.”

Furthermore, he went on to compliment Dr. Falcone’s contribution to Carroll by saying “the facilities are great.”

With the highly successful Gateway Campaign and extensive renovations to the Todd Wehr Memorial Library and Main hall, as well as the improvements to the football field and the renovation of the South Bergstorm residence hall, Dr. Falcone’s extensive contributions can be seen all over campus. The new president will have a high precedent to walk in as students are led from Carroll’s proud heritage into their promising future.

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Carroll searches for President Falcone’s replacement

New faces in new places Carroll begins semester with 15 new faculty members you don’t need to know a whole ences Melody Buckholt Staff Writer

The 2005-2006 academic year has begun! Carroll College has hired fifteen new full-time professors in eight departments.

Ever wonder what the professors have to say? Here are some quotes and life stories from ten of them as well as some fun facts and the basics!

Eric Thobaben

Photo by Karen Bykowski

Carroll fans cheer on the Pioneers at Homecoming Oct. 1

“I’m ‘the new guy’ in the Biology program with broad interests in the humanities and the sciences and research interests in wetland plants and restoration ecology. My wife and I have a 6-month-old son and two cats.

I’m an avid athlete, musician, board-gamer, and eater of Thai, Indian, and Japanese food.”

BASICS Department: Biology Hometown: Beaver Creek, Ohio (Home of the Fighting Beavers!)

College/Graduate School: Miami (OH) University (BS), Michigan State University (PhD) FUN FACTS Worst Present Ever Received: Flashlight that derived its power from a cigarette lighter Favortite Class To Teach: Bioethics- it’s contemporary, and

lot about biology.

Favorite Coffee Flavor/ Drink: Thai Iced Tea or Pog “I am excited to be a

“I am a new faculty member in the Communication pro-

Kimberly Hofkamp

gram, and I am excited to be here at Carroll. I’ve recently moved to the area from Iowa City, IA, where I completed my Ph.D. in Interpersonal and Small Group Communication.

My area of specialty is Health Communication, which means I investigate health care provider/ patient relationships, family patient relationship, and family provider relationships. I love to hike, read, ski, travel, and sing.

Although my recent homes have been Iowa City and Boston, I remain a Nebraskan at heart.”

BASICS Department: Communication Hometown: Gearing, Neb. College/Graduate School: Nebraska Wesleyan University (BA), Emerson College/Tufts University School of Medicine (MA), University of Iowa (Ph.D.) FUN FACTS Worst present received: A lime green turtleneck with pink polka dots, and a lime green sweater with purple piping. They were gifts from her grandma

member of the Carroll community. My colleagues are supportive and the students are full of enthusiasm!”

BASICS Department: Education Hometown: Edina, Minn.

College/Graduate School: University of Wisconsin – Madison (BS), Silver Lake College (M.A.E.) FUN FACTS Worst present ever received: Bart Simpson cookie jar as a wedding gift!

Favorite class to teach: Introduction to Education.

She taught 7th grade for twelve years. She loves what she does and wants others to experience teaching.

Favorite coffee flavor/drink: Mocha.

“I’m looking forward to

Linda Phillips working with students and sharing my experiences in nursing and as a nurse practitioner to help them learn.”

BASICS Department: Health Sci-

Rebecca Imes

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SOS is saving Saturday nights Student’s distress call received

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Started last year to offer alternatives and opportunities to typical Saturday night activities here at Carroll, SOS (which stands for Stay On Saturdays) offers the students who routinely complain there is nothing to do…something to do. “We bring to campus comedians, movies and games, but in reality we can do anything students want to do,” says Dave Sarnowski, director of Student Activities and sworn defender of Fort Awesome. Much like CAB, SOS is run by students however; the difference lies in the responsibilities: “CAB’s responsibility is to provide students with entertainment however it is hard asking activities for every Satur-

day” points out Sarnowski. “SOS fills the gap by taking responsibility for only Saturday events. Let’s say that there is a killer comedian that CAB is looking for to do a Thursday show, however, they are only available on Saturday…that is where SOS would step in.”

So far the SOS program has seen varying degrees of success.

“Like any event, it depends on the event- but I would say overall we’ve been increasingly successful” states Adam Miller, president of the SOS organization. Events like Bingo, Solset and the 24 Season 1 Marathon have been big draws thus far. However with the success the program has seen there is always room for improvement.

Miller and Sarnowski agree that a question of getting more student input is key in the success of the

program. “I would like to see more students get involved and if anyone is interested…come join,” says Miller. The pair also said as with any organization, a question of the identity of the organization remains; a question of who the organization caters to and what its purpose is.

Future activities and plans for SOS include a co-sponsored event with CAB to Fright Fest, as well as the comedian Lee Camp.

Sarnowski is also excited about the showing of the comedy classic “Office Space” complete with a “Milton” look-a-like contest.

Interested in joining SOS? Meetings are held at 4:30 Wednesday afternoons in the PIT. Contact Adam Miller at ammiller@cc.edu for more information

Peace and justice Carroll College hosts Gamaliel Chair in Peace and Justice Melody Buckholt Staff Writer

The Gamaliel Chair in Peace and Justice is a program run through the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, and Jill Sternberg is this year’s honored recipient.

Carroll College had the pleasure of hosting the Gamaliel Chair in Peace and Justice on Monday, September 26, 2005.

Sternberg was the first graduate in Peace Studies at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee.

After graduation, she moved on to receive her Masters of Arts in International Peace Studies from Notre Dame. Sternberg received most of her training on the job but has also attended courses around the world and has done her own personal research for training.

Sternberg stated that it took about eight years before she was comfortable enough to venture forth and accomplish projects on her own.

Sternberg has a long resume of programs she has been involved with over the years. She has been performing workshops for more than ten years as well as working with many nonviolent and peace organizations.

Sternberg was a coordinator for the Nonviolence Education and Training Program of the

International Fellowship of Reconciliation and a member of the A.J. Muste Memorial Institute’s board of directors, where she worked on coordinating their Nonviolence Training Fund. She was also involved with the formation of the

“The only obstacles to peace making are those we create in our minds” -Jill Sternberg Balkan Peace Team. Sternberg has been involved in many programs and institutions but came to Carroll College to talk about her involvement in East Timor.

Sternberg began her talk “Peacemaking as a Calling: Cultural Models of Meditation,” focusing on stories of how she became interested in peace making and non-violent actions. She then moved on to some strategies that we can use to promote peacemaking, such as: respecting others, loving people and reaching out, and helping non-violently in war zones.

Sternberg then ended her talk on the topic of East Timor.

East Timor is the smallest, poorest country in Asia, and was originally a colony of Indonesia.

It has a very bloody history, climaxing while trying to gain its independence. Sternberg started a peace center in East Timor, but her main project was established to help the tribes with their problem solving practices. Originally, there would be an ‘elder,’ always a man, who would decide the penalty for breaking laws. These laws were usually unfair towards women, favored men, and very unlikely to be consistent.

Sternberg and her peace team traveled throughout East Timor and spoke to all the tribes. They made a log of how all the crimes were handled and then proposed a plan for East Timor, blending traditional beliefs with modern methods.

The talk was ended with a question and answer period where Sternberg answered questions from how she ‘taught’ peace to what she thought should be done in the Middle East.

“The only obstacles to peace making are those we create in our minds.”

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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Please read and recycle.

Alysha Schertz News Editor

ACADEMIC DEAN OFFICE HOURS

ies: Dr. Gregory Kuhlemeyer, 306 Voorhees 12-2 PM on Wednesdays.

AUTHOR Provost: Dr. Lynne Bernier, ANDREW DUBUS TO 209 Voorhees, 2-4 PM on Thurs- VISIT CARROLL days.

Vice Provost: Dr. Elizabeth Towell, 210 Voorhees, 2-4 PM on Tuesdays Dean of the Division of Humanities and Social Sciences: Dr. Lelan McLemore, Library Lower Level, 11 AM -12 Noon on Mondays and Fridays, 5-6 PM on Tuesdays.

Dean of the Division of Natural and Health Sciences: Dr. Jane Hopp, 114 Lowry, 5-6 PM on Tuesdays, 11 AM- 12 Noon on Thursdays.

Dean of the Division of Professional and Graduate Stud-

In February Andrew Dubus III, author of House of Sand and Fog, is coming to Carroll! What better way to greet him than to read his book. Everyone who reads and takes part in a student run book discussion will receive a free copy of House of Sand and Fog. For more information contact Carroll’s Century magazine at century@cc.edu.

WHAT SIGNALS YOU SEND?

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“The Real Life Funny Sort-

of-improv Show about Dating and Other Stuff.

Catharsis Productions’ program “Sex Signals” provides an insightful, educational, and provocative look into issues of sexual assault and date rape, focusing on the college experience. The play blends a unique combination of improvisation, humor, and audience participation as a means of engaging college audiences into an honest discussion about an otherwise difficult subject without becoming threatening or pedantic.

Sex Signals will be at Carroll College on Saturday October 15 at 8 PM in the Campus Center Ballroom. Come and enjoy this experience while learning about important issues, and afterwards enjoy a game or two of “Condom Bingo!”

NEWS Thursday, October 13, 2005

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New faces in new places: More new faculty Movin’ On FACULTY From Page 1

when she was 14.

Favorite class to teach: Interpersonal Health Communication Favorite coffee flavor/drink: She can’t drink coffee so Tea...all colors.

“I was raised as a musician: piano, flute, piccolo, and organ.

Amy Branam My research interests include Edgar Allan Poe, early American drama, gender studies, and postmodernism. I love teaching at Carroll College because the students’ astute connections in my literature courses verify their brilliance. I also enjoy my 140 students because they allow me to indulge in and impart my love of grammar.” She also commented that she misses the nice hot weather of her hometown in Indiana.

BASICS Department: English Hometown: Fort Wayne, Ind. College/Graduate School: University of St. Francis (BA), Ball State University (MA), Marquette University (Ph.D.) FUN FACTS Worst present received: One Tupperware ladle Favorite Class to Teach: American Renaissance – Exploring magazine history and publishing and how the writers of that time had conflict with the emerging female writers. “[I was] born in West Allis, it is good to be back home! [I

Kimberly White have a] bachelor degree from Beloit College, where I played basketball and softball, a masters degree from Notre Dame, and a Ph.D. from Purdue. I am in

the Exercise Science department here at Carroll and I am also the assistant women’s basketball coach.”

BASICS Department: Heath Sciences Hometown: West Allis, Wis. College/ Graduate School: Beloit College (BS), Norte Dame (Masters), Purdue (Ph.D) FUN FACTS Worse present received: Statue of a fishing frog Favorite class to teach: Advanced Sports Nutrition “It’s Fascinating how chemically food interacts with the human body.”

Favorite coffee flavor/drink: Coffee with skim milk.

“I am a Carroll College/ Columbia graduate of 2001 in

Diane Sokolowski Nursing. I received my MSN (Master of Science in Nursing) from the University of Phoenix in 2005 and I have been in the medical field since 1973 (So I am kind of old). I started out as a medical assistant and have been going to school on and off since then. I think I finally figured out what I want to do when I grow up. My two loves - besides my family, of course - are nursing and teaching.”

BASICS Department: Health Sciences Hometown: Milwaukee, Wis. College/Graduate School: WCTC (ADN), Carroll College (BSN), University of Phoenix (MSN) FUN FACTS Worst present ever received: A Christmas pillow frame Favorite class to teach: Nursing clinical on a Gerontology unit Favorite coffee flavor/drink: Any kind of coffee, no flavors!

Susan Nusser “I’m a new faculty member in the English department who will be teaching writing and directing the new Writing Center. I’m from the east coast and moved here with my husband and daughter in July. This is my first time in the Midwest.

I am also the new faculty advisor to the New Perspective.”

BASICS Department: English College/Graduate School: Boston University (BA), Emerson College (MFA)

Sara Skowronski “I like Sporks - they are my favorite utensil. I also love Alpacas (they are domesticated llamas that don’t spit, and who’s fur you can sell on E-bay and make a fortune off of ).

“I come to Carroll from the wonderful world of bean counting. I have 10 years Financial Analyst experience and was plucked fresh out of the workforce. I live in Kenosha and make the haul everyday to Carroll. My husband and I recently decided to buy an auto body shop. He is a police officer by night and an auto body guy by day. Don’t drop my name if you get pulled over for a speeding ticket, but if you get in an accident, please bring your car by our shop. We have two twolegged children, a 10 year old boy, and a 5 year old girl. We also have two four-legged kids, a Newfoundland and a Chihuahua. Teaching is my passion, I love it at Carroll. I love to bring my real-world experiences into my classroom. I have a lot of experience as a student, and someday I hope to publish my manuscript, ‘What not to do as a College Professor.’ I started writing this my first year in college. I also ask my students to give me things that I do wrong to add to this list.

My husband and I both have starred in national commercials. He was featured in an Apple Computer Switch Ad, and myself, in an infomercial for the AbLounge XL. Stop laughing now.”

BASICS Department:Business, Accounting, Economics Hometown: Kenosha, Wis. (Born there, raised there, never going to leave) College/Graduate School: Gateway (AS), Columbia College (BS), University of Wisconsin – Parkside (MBA) FUN FACTS Worst present received: Hot pink spandex workout outfit Favorite class to teach: Stress Management - how to juggle many different things without harming your health, and a close second, “Being an Awesome College Professor 101.”

Favorite coffee flavor/drink: Water Joe (Caffeinated water.)

Jason Badura “I am currently pursuing my Ph.D. at the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee in Political Science. I have taught as an adjunct at Carroll in 2003 and 2004, as well as at Beloit College in 2004. My research interests are in American Foreign Policy and American Political Behavior.

I want to encourage all students to learn more about and participate in the political process!”

BASICS Department: Politics Hometown: Fort Atkinson, Wisconsin College/Graduate School: Gustavus Adolfus College (BA), University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee (MA and soon a PhD) FUN FACTS Worst present received: Socks (seriously!)

Favorite class to teach: Political Behavior

Carroll College homecoming a resounding success Delta Rho Upsilon takes home overall spirit award Alysha Schertz News Editor

Rope ‘em and Ride ‘em!

Carroll College’s western-themed Homecoming had students longing to be real cowboys and girls as they searched for their western roots through line dancing and bull riding with the best of them.

Last week, student organizations competed against one another in various western style competitions to add to the traditional events of Carroll’s Homecoming festivities.

Delta Rho Upsilon almost made a clean sweep of the events, winning the float, decorating contest, the “Yell Like Hell” skit competition, the window decorating contest, as well as the award for overall spirit. Banner judging took place during the week as well; many banners were decorated and hung in the Campus Center lobby, however, it was Student Senate who came away with the win in this category.

The “Texas hold ‘em” tournament took place in the

PIT on Wednesday, September 28 complete with dealers and money. Even though the money wasn’t real this event brought out some of Carroll’s crudest rawhide poker sharks. The champion of the tournament, sophomore Zach Brandt, recieved a cash prize of $250.

Line dancing lessons were given in the PIT on Thursday, September 29, and then the cowboys and girls of the student organizations were given the opportunity to show off their skills in a good old fashioned hoedown that followed. DJ Scott Parr spun for the western get together.

On Friday, September 30 the dream of being a “real” cowboy finally became a reality when students at Carroll were given an opportunity to ride a mechanical bull outside Van Male Gymnasium. It became a test of brute strength and skill to see who could stay on the longest.

Friday night the Carroll College traditional “Yell Like Hell” pep rally was held. Students packed Van Male Gym-

nasium as fall team captains were announced for all sports and student organizations held a competition of skits for thier enjoyment. The BLAZE dance team performed a few numbers and were also joined by the Carroll College cheerleading squad on a few more.

Saturday, October 1 was a big day for Homecoming events.

The tenth annual Carroll College Homecoming 5K Run/2K Walk, sponsored by the Carroll College Division of Natural and Health Sciences took place in the morning. Following the run was the annual Homecoming parade featuring the Catholic Memorial High School band as well as floats from many Carroll College Student organizations. The evening ended with a Homecoming “dance party” in the PIT for all students. Cash and prizes were awarded to various students.

Traditional Homecoming events continued this year as well.

Voting for homecoming court took place during the week and after the ballets were counted, Washington Osler of Black Stu-

dent Union and Kary Zarate of Alpha Gamma Delta sorority were named 2005 Homecoming king and queen.

Other members of the 2005 homecoming court were Dustin Pearce from Beta Pi Epsilon, Pete Seroogy from Delta Rho Upsilon, Kyle Mair from College Activities Board, Adam Miller from Student Senate, Mike Buchholz from Computer Science Club, Amy Arker from Cheerleading, Carolyn Hahn from College Activities Board, Ambrosia Barber from Black Student Union, Kristi Hellmer from Psychology Club, and Rebecca Greenfield from Computer Science Club.

The annual Powder Puff football event included a game between the women’s softball team and the women’s basketball team. After a well fought battle by both teams, the women’s basketball team emerged as the winners of this year’s face-off.

Homecoming week, 2005 proved to be a busy time for everyone here on the Carroll College campus.

Up To The East Side Students head off campus, yet remain ‘on campus’

Luke Eyrise Layout Editor

Faced with the need for more ‘on-campus’ housing for the 2005-2006 school year, Carroll and Residence Life worked hard to find a viable solution- the final solution was the temporary addition of the Ramada Inn to ease the housing crunch.

Located roughly two miles east of campus, the Ramada Inn offers students the freedom of an off campus residence, while still getting all the benefits of living ‘on-campus’.

Added perks are the amenities provided by the hotel.

According to Pam Wood, the new residence director for the Ramada and the Apartments, the “weekly housekeeping, fitness center access, use of the pool facilities, private bath and larger beds” all add to the benefits of living at the Ramada.

Kristen Burger, a student currently living in the Ramada, echoed Wood’s sentiments.

“I love being able to come back from a lohard day and go in the hot tub.”

-Kristen Burger “The good things are that I love being able to come back from a hard day and go in the hot tub.

It’s also nice to watch TV on a bigger TV.” Burger continues, “And if someone didn’t clean our room, it probably would never get cleaned. Oh, and did I mention a bathtub?”

“Naturally, the fact you are two miles away from campus is an obvious downside to the Ramada option,” admits Wood.

Burger agrees, “It’s going to be a pain driving in the winter, but I would rather shovel my car out than have to walk all the way to Barstow in 2 degree weather.”

Both also agreed with the college’s decision to not allow freshman into the Ramada, as the distance from campus and the experience is more geared to those who have established themselves on campus. Wood has received limited complaints from students living there and feels that the college and students are working hard to keep them connected. “Most of the issues are the same you would find in South Berg or Steele.”

For now it seems that the Ramada has alleviated the housing crunch and is a great option for students who want the off-campus feeling yet do not want to give up the benefits of on-campus housing.

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The New Perspective

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Eat Jimmy’s World

Viva la night life

Jim Verbick Opinion Editor

It should be common practice that students be given at least two breaks of at least ten minutes each; that is the bottom of the barrel standard for breaks. However, no matter how many breaks for whatever period of time are given, the class should not go any later than 9:00 p.m. A student’s focus is well gone by that time by a number of events: sitting in an uncomfortable seat for too long, staring at the board or projection screen for too long or listening to the professor talk for too long. It may not seem like a big thing, but amount of light in the room plays an equally important part in maintaining focus. My sophomore year I had a computer science class in which the professor would turn off all the lights and we’d only have the dim glow of our computer screens; as if staying awake wasn’t hard enough

It seems like every year I am stuck with at least one night class.

This year I have the joy of attending two night classes every week.

Before you interrupt me with, “why don’t you just take another section,” let me stop you before I snap. If it were possible for me to take that class earlier, believe me, I would. Unfortunately, some classes are “They can take away our motor skills only taught during the but they cannot take away our night night hours.

Before lives.”

I get going on this full fledged rant, I will define the night class I am already.

Another factor which I referring to. The night class of hell I speak of is the three and a extremely underestimated before half hour, one night a week widow this semester is temperature.

When it is 70 degrees outside, it maker class.

Night classes of this length is about 90 degrees inside Rankin have to be taught a certain way. Hall on the second floor. There is Professors just can’t teach for the nothing worse than sitting in class full time and expect their students sweating. I no longer could absorb to be coherent or even alive; that information, instead my mind was torture is a method even the Nazi consumed with thoughts unrelated doctors would shy away from. to the material in class: “It is so hot Unfortunately, the teacher evalua- in here,” “Why is it so hot in here,” tions are no substitute for a good “Why doesn’t the air conditioner Nuremberg trial to halt this mali- work,” “Why did the professor just shut the door,” “How much longer cious practice.

do we have to be here” and “I must have been hit by a car while crossing East Avenue and this is hell.”

If you are going to keep students in class past nine o’clock, for the love of God, include an activity where they can get up out of their chairs and do something to stimulate some sort of brain activity. I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve sat in a class where all I do is listen to the professor and take notes for at least three hours and I walk out of the building and am unable to communicate with other people because I’ve forgotten how to properly use my motor functions. Other students will say things to me, and I just stare at them blankly, unaware that I am supposed to respond.

Outside of surviving the night class is the punishment of missing out on some of the activities that go on at night during the week. I was on the verge of losing it when I missed out on the Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament that was held at 9:00 p.m. during Homecoming Week.

They didn’t even start dealing out card till 9:15 p.m., so even if we got out of 9:10 p.m. I would still be able to make it; but no, we had to go the full length of class. After we got out, I hustled over to the P.I.T. to find everyone dealt in. I apologize for anyone who was there who may have witnessed my sporadic outbursts of profanity.

I think Carroll should start phasing out these night classes, or professors need to be properly instructed on how to teach them.

I speak not only for my own sanity, but for the welfare of my fellow students. If no action is taken, I feel I may have to lead a Braveheart-like revolt. They can take away our motor skills, but they cannot take away our night lives.

Bible Stories 101

Lessons of Cain and Abel William Humphreys Staff Writer The Rev. William Humphreys is the chaplain for Carroll College.

Pretty soon after the first couple was coupled, along came their first son. They were happy to name him Cain. The Biblical story in Genesis 4 tells us that his name sounds a lot like the word for “produced”, as in his mother’s exclamation to his father: “See, I have produced a man!” There’s a lot of celebrating there, for it was the first such production for a Biblical family, and it was, for sure, a son and not a daughter, wouldn’t you know!

Next we’re told right away, the mother, Eve, bore his brother, Abel. Abel was a keeper of sheep, and Cain was a tiller of the ground. Setting the scene for a much later song from the musical, “Oklahoma”, we now have the story of the cowman and the

plowman. The livestock folks and the grain farmers are often the same folks… and more often in recent years, specialization has hit the farmlands and shepherds and dairy farmers are competing for government subsidies and good land.

However the feud got started, we’re told: “In the course of time Cain brought to the Lord an offering of the fruit of the ground, and Abel for his part brought of the firstlings of his flock, their fat portions. And the Lord had regard for Abel and his offering, but for Cain and his offering he had no regard.” (Gen.4:3-5a) The animal sacrifice was apparently more appealing to God than was the cereal grain sacrifice, so the firstborn son felt displaced by his younger brother’s superior sacrifice.

Now we don’t all have to be first-born brothers or sisters to recognize that in our own culture, birth order means something. More first-borns have been U.S.A. presidents than later-born siblings, and the list goes on from there. So for Cain, the elder, to have to suffer the higher recognition of the sacrifice brought by Abel, the younger, was just too much. Not being able to take the perceived insult, Cain, as we say, “up and killed his brother!”

That murder set the scene for God to ask Cain, “Yo, where’s

your brother?” To which Cain lied first and secondly, rhetorically asked, “I do not know; am I my brother’s keeper?”

Well what do YOU think?

Of course we are our brothers’/sisters’ keepers! We are called and gifted to be tillers of the soil and keepers of the sheep and to function in a wide variety of other ways to keep the society, government, economy, community going. And all along the way, we are called and gifted to love our neighbors as ourselves (Matthew 22:39).

Most of us already know that. So we are hereby reminded to stop being jealous of others’ gifts and talents and get on with contributing positively to the various communities in which we should participate: residence hall, classrooms, offices, families, organizations, campus, neighborhood, city…..

Check out the story. There’s more to it, and another son is born to Adam and Eve before we’re told that Adam and Eve had many other sons and daughters.

And Abel goes off to another country to find a wife, which adds a whole new set of questions to the Biblical account of how we all got to be the way we are. We can still do unto others as we would have them do unto us! That’s in the Bible, too: Luke 6:31.

If you’d like to speak your mind without fear of repurcussions Call 524-7351 saying “I’m the voice of Carroll and I want to say____.” All calls are anonymous. Look for your quote here in the very next issue.

• “Stephanie Giencke rocks my socks.”

• “Biscuit cannot rent my bed.”

• “I think #97 is cute and has a tight butt.”

• “I think E&J is especially for Jay.” • “I love shopping at Home Depot to buy the John Deere L-Series.”

• “This voicemail takes forever to get the beep going.”

• “I declare that I get to sleep in my own bed tonight.”

• “Team Orange is undefeated!”

• “Student Life is run by Nazi dictators.”

• “Is this where you call for working?”

• “Addison Chairs McGee has to pee” • “Sure he’s a funky walker...

But is he a dirty talker?”

• “You’re still down there answering the phone...wow you’re a loser” *Messages may be edited slightly for content and length

Non-traditionally speaking Laura Elaine Johnson Staff Writer

In this one year, I have developed such a deep affinity for the campus grounds which encompass each stately edifice that is Carroll College. I have not shared a classroom with a professor I did not like (yet), I have not exchanged words with a student who was not congenial and I have not once fallen on the oily stained, white crossing strip bridging East Avenue (as of yet).

I am attending your institution, after a four year hiatus from college, in order to pursue my love for writing and with the sincere hope that my father had something going when he stated, “college will make you a more rounded person.”

I did not have the experience of being a freshman in your midst and I have never lived in your dorm rooms. Heck, it’s been years since I’ve even seen one of your dorm rooms. I’ve never picked up a single food tray in your spacious MDR, nor have I had the extreme pleasure of tempting fate by sprinting across East Avenue at 8:00 a.m., clad only in my pajamas, to languidly attend my Monday morning classes.

Rather, I am what is called a ‘non-traditional student;’ someone who is entering college at the age of 23 or older. This definition can be expanded to include a number of situations.I simply meet the age criteria for a nontraditional student.

Instead of parking my car in one of the many open Bergstrom Residence Halls spots or parking on top of one of your cars on Barstow Street, I deftly deposit my vehicle behind the Bergs (in a secret location which I shall never disclose -- never I say!) and make my way toward my morning English class. As I pass, I watch

my fellow collegians step outside of their residence halls to smoke a cigarette or gather together in the sun to play a game of volleyball. I’ve watched a freshman, roughly dressed in shorts and sandals, shave his head outside the door and check his progress through the reflection of the window facing into a place I’ve never known. I’ve seen groups of students walk together toward one destination; leisurely strolling and chatting or cheering as though they possessed all of the time the world had to offer. And, within every classroom, someone always seems to know someone else. Yet I am rarely that someone, for I am not defined by the majority as one of you.

I am the one, walking brisk paced alone and hurrying to get to work after my 1:00 p.m. class.

Working until 6:00 or 8:00 p.m. on weekdays (and, most dreadfully on Saturdays), I rarely have the opportunity to participate in campus activities or spend an hour of leisure getting to know the students surrounding me. I am just struggling to keep up with my part-time class schedule, my 30 hour a week job and the hefty pile of bills on my kitchen table. I am mentally overloaded with trying to get a hold of my advisor, following through with doctor’s appointments and keeping my composure at work while thinking about how, according to Abelard The Philosopher, I am not morally responsible for having blown that red light since we only have a fraction of control over all situations (this, too, must contribute to the reasons for only having received a 6 out of 10 on my last Ethics quiz). But I digress.

All things reconsidered, I must confess that I am not bitter.

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FEATURES Thursday, October 13, 2005

The New Perspective

Student Spotlight: T.J. Wendel

His story and history reveal themselves through re-enactment Sarah Pinkowski Staff Writer

T. J. Wendel, a sophomore here at Carroll College seems like any other average student.

He enjoys being with his friends, has a part time job back home, and keeps up with his classes.

However, for approximately four years now, he has re-enacted for the Revolutionary War and the French and Indian War. A native of Carol Stream, Illinois, Wendel got involved in re-enacting through a venture program following his completion of Eagle Scouts. Some of his scout leaders were already members of the group, and it also appealed to Wendel’s history major and focus in museum studies.

Wendel has traveled to many places to participate in this “street theater” since he first started.

“The driving can be a drawback, especially with the gas prices… but the fun makes it worthwhile,” he said. The furthest reenactment Wendel participated

in took place in Quebec City, to celebrate the 225th anniversary of Benedict Arnold’s siege on the British fortress of the town.

Most recently, Wendel took part in a staged French and Indian War re-enactment in Albert Lea, Minnesota. “It was more or less a demonstration to the public to showcase the period, and to learn about what we do – without the regular battles,” Wendel explained. While in Minnesota, Wendel operated in the 42nd Royal Highland regiment, a unit of Scots fighting for the British for a fur trade rendezvous.

Another lengthy trip took place in the historically reconstructed town of Williamsburg, Virginia. Wendel and others in the British 55th regiment in the Revolutionary War occupied the town to recreate the time the British commander Charles Cornwallis rested his troops there before the battle of Yorktown.

Details were mimicked down to the posted guards and opposition. Wendel said, “Even if it

started to rain, we had to stand guard … we couldn’t just run into our tents and nap until the rain passed.” The re-enactment included interaction with town people and other re-enactors aiding the revolutionaries smuggling things past the guard posts.

With classes, extracurricular activities, and socializing with friends, Wendel does have a full load. “It does get hectic, it can take up two weekends each month and re-enacting usually begins in late spring and can run through early fall.” Even though his schedule may get chaotic, Wendel does not see any reason to quit. “It’s a hands-on way to learn about history, and I get to know a lot of people while participating. There’s a sort of camaraderie among everyone”.

The re-enacting is done on a volunteer basis, with a small amount in dues for insurance reasons, food, and other miscellaneous fees for other organizations.

Health Happenings

A healthy visit to the coffee shop Dr. Kimberly M. White Special to the New Perspective Do you have a health or fitness question? Write in and “Ask an Expert.” E-mail your questions to perspect@cc.edu.

One of the hottest trends of the last decade is coffee. It’s not just a small cup of black coffee, maybe with a little cream and sugar, which has people flocking to coffee shops. Beverages with names such as mocha, cappuccino and latte are now part of our common vocabulary. These gourmet coffee drinks are the new rage for all age groups. But do people really know what they are drinking?

A 12 oz cup of regular coffee contains about 5 calories, a container of cream adds about 20 more, a packet of sugar another 11 for a total of 36 calories per cup. If instead you choose a 12 oz mocha, which is a “tall” at the coffee shop, your cup now contains 310 calories, 17 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat and 25 grams of sugar. That is almost a whole meal in the smallest size cup available. The good news is that this drink contains 30%

of your daily value for calcium (about 300 mg).

If you decide to add a treat, let’s say one of the blueberry muffins that look so good in the glass case by the register, you will consume an additional 380 calories, 19 grams of fat, and 28 grams of sugar.

There are several ways to make healthy choices at the coffee shop and still enjoy a coffee drink. Substituting skim milk for whole milk and skipping the whipped cream will decrease calories and fat (170 calories, 1.5 grams of fat, 0 grams saturated fat) but still provides 25 grams of sugar. If you want a treat with your drink, opt for a biscotti with 110 calories, 5 grams of fat, and 8 grams of sugar.

Here at Carroll we are fortunate to have our own coffee shop on campus. It’s a pleasant atmosphere that is great for meeting fellow students or faculty.

But your visits do not have to send you scurrying to the gym afterwards to burn off the extra fat and calories. The Starbucks website (www.starbucks.com) is very helpful in evaluating the

nutritional value of your coffee drink. Click on “nutrition” at the top of the page. You will then be able to choose your favorite drinks, personalize them to your taste, and be given a nutrition fact chart for your drink.

Many people do not want to think about what they are eating, or especially drinking. But you do need to be careful since you can easily consume as much fat and calories at Starbucks as you can at McDonalds. In general, you can make your coffee shop visit enjoyable without bringing a printout of the website analysis of your drink if you choose regular coffee or tea. Treat yourself occasionally with the smallest size coffee drink, choosing skim milk and no whipped cream. Or, if you like a daily drink and do not regularly eat breakfast, choose that time to have your mocha or latte (I am not advocating skipping breakfast for a mocha, but it is certainly better than nothing).

Following these simple guidelines can help you avoid unnecessary fat and calories without crunching the numbers. Enjoy!

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Dollars and Sense Roadside America: prepare for your next crazy trip Amy Goldsworthy Staff Writer

Do you have a burning desire to search the country for the World’s Largest Ball of Twine?

Are you interested in taking a tour of West Virginia’s State Penitentiary? Would you like to check out the World’s Largest Basket?

How about visiting Paul Bunyan’s birthplace? You may be saying, “It would be so great if there was a way to easily access tourist information pointing me in the right direction to find such whacky places of astonishment!” Well ask and you shall receive!

I n t r o d u c i n g roadsideamerica.com, this fun and crazy website offers information for every abnormal attraction in the USA a person could ever wish to visit and experience. This handy website offers it all. You can find everything from a map of the United States where you can mark and save your desired destinations, to scores of helpful tourist tips that make planning your vacation a breeze.

When planning a trip to any destination, perhaps the most stressful thing to deal with is having a great time without breaking your wallet.

Roadside America offers many tips on hotels and motels by teaming up a Google link, allowing you to view rates and even make reservations right from the website. The lodging link gives a wide selection of great places to stay and lets you look for the locations closest to your destination. A well-chosen hotel or motel is probably one of the greatest money-savers for all tourists.

Roadside America even offers an online store where you can buy memorabilia right from the convenience of your own home.

This site also keeps up-todate news about a wide selection of featured attractions. Headlines include celebrations, deaths, new openings, foreclosures, bankruptcies, “for sale” notices, auctions, and more. If you’re lucky you can find a bargain here.

Other money saving features include links to great deals for certain destinations. Recently the web site featured “Affordable Dells Getaway.”

If you want to know what other people have discovered in this world of crazy attractions, check out the link “Latest Visitor Tips.” There you can find cheap and out of the ordinary things people have seen on the travles around the country. Recently featured is a tattoo msueum in Fort Bragg, Calif. (Free admission).

Before you spend all your savings on a flight to Rockingham, N.C. to see the worlds largest strawberry, verify the source with the local Chamber of Commerce.

Roadside America’s tourism links can also be great cash-savers.

For example, the famous Randy’s Donuts link offers several related coupons that may come in handy when looking for a bite to eat while you travel the country.

By clicking on any attraction, Google produces related searches on anything from free museums to restaurants, allowing you to get the best prices and save you money on your vacation.

When it comes time to plan your family’s vacation to Alienville, USA, the Cathedral of Junk, the Texas Prison Museum, the Fountain of Youth or the World’s Smallest Church, let roadsideamerica.com be your guide. With so many great tips and featured attractions, visit roadsideamerica.com today and see what it has in store for you.

Op/ED: Non-traditional students Students From Page 4

I do not regret having been spared the life of a dorm dweller; whose walls would most likely discourage the accommodation of my two stupid, fur spewing cats and the perfectly functional “pack rat lifestyle” I have recently acquired. I do not feel I am missing out on the Main Dining Room cuisine, although my stomach contradicts this opinion each morning, and I doubt my fellow collegians are lost in the library without my stentorian laughter ringing throughout. Yet

sometimes I feel as though I have missed out on something. As though all of you have the upper hand on me, and that I have forgone the experience of a lifetime by not having lived directly on campus. Then, I realized, you are all just like me; struggling to get by, chasing a job and/or a little one, praying your watch is merely ticking really fast today and hoping to make the grade at the end of the semester. If you’re like me, you’re also just trying to avoid being the sucker who falls in East Avenue’s oily spot.

Fall break plans: Don’t get stuck doing nothing, or worse...homework during fall break Jamie Lawrence Staff Writer

Well, I know it hasn’t felt like it temperature-wise lately, but fall is coming. In fact, according to the trees, it is pretty much here.

With fall comes fall break. Now, to those newcomers to Carroll, fall break is a lovely time when the College gives us a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and a Monday off. This year the break will fall on the weekend of Oct. 21 to 24.

Those of you who have night class on Monday, sorry, you have to go

to that.

Now, with this breaking news, I bet you are wondering what you would do with yourself for a whole four days. “I am going home so my mom can do my laundry and I can eat some real, and free, food,” said senior Andy Matson. This may sound like a good idea to most people, who can’t resist free food and free laundry.

There are other things to do during this break. For instance, the men and women’s soccer teams will be on their away week-

end playing Grinnell and Knox Colleges. The football team plays at Lake Forest College, and the volleyball team has a tournament at UW-Lacrosse. For those ambitious, die-hard, Carroll sports fans, this weekend is for you.

For the rest of you who do not want to go home or follow the Carroll sports teams around, there are other options. This time of year is beautiful with all of the leaves changing colors and the weather finally cooling off (hopefully). Why not take a scenic trip

on some back roads and take some great colorful pictures of the trees.

Another option is to start figuring out your Halloween costume by visiting some haunted houses around the area. There are plenty to go around.

This time of year also brings the joyful sport of picking your own pumpkin for carving into a mangled mess of a jack-o-lantern.

Why not make a day of it? Head to a pumpkin patch with some friends and see who can find the best pumpkin.

If you don’t find any good pumpkins, you can go apple picking. This might be fun because they are actually in trees and you might have to work a little harder to find the right ones.

If none of these activities are exciting enough for you, check out Great America’s Fright Fest.

Not only will there be some cool costumes, you can also ride some great roller-coasters and see if their See FALL BREAK Page 6

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haunted house is any scarier than the ones you visited as a kid. They also offer some great shows like P.T. Scarum’s Freaks and Geeks Sideshow and The Pumpkin Art of Steve Dahlke. If you go online to sixflags.com, you can even get discounted tickets.

While you are in Gurnee, you can check out the outlet shopping

and pick up some great items that will keep you warm once this fall weather turns cold.

These are just some ideas of how you can spend this fall break, but I would say that you should try to make it worth it. Heck, you have four days to do whatever you want. Take your laundry home, grab some food, then head out and do something outside before it starts getting really cold. Have fun with this break.

How To: Four hour class Get Through the pedagogical nightmare that is a four-hour class Luke Eyrise Layout Editor

We’ve all seen it; a good majority of us have partaken in it, and all of us have at least given it thought. The reasons for doing it seem to make sense at the time, but in the end we are all left with the same feelings of regret and that burning question- What twisted, demonic being with a penchant for the sadistic torment of others conjured up the idea of a four hour marathon of learning?

Every year, students muddle their way into Vorhees to pick up their registration packet and choose classes. And every year, twice, students are presented with the temptation of class once a week. I recall the first time I opened my packet and saw something too glorious to be true. I rushed into my room and proclaimed the news to my diminutive Cub-loving roommate. “DUDE! Class once a week, at night…FREAKIN’ SWEET!” I immediately signed up for as many night classes as I could- leaping before I looked at the true evil I was getting into.

At first, the glory of making my schedule and seeing that from the hours of 8a.m. to 6p.m. I had the ability to take up dance, pantomime classes, and don a costume resembling an angry Russian seemed perfect. Finally, all those years of Roman Catholic catechism and weekly mass seemed to pay off…I was in God’s good graces.

If I had only seen the flames and smelled the sulfur, this might have been averted; I would have realized that this ‘manna from Heaven’ was more like the Satanic torment of Job. The greatest tragedy was that now my fledgling freshmen brain was now asked to not only learn the course material and retain that- but now I had to learn how to get through the pedagogical nightmare that is the four hour night class. These classes present the student with a doubled edged sword. On one edge, if you miss class you, in theory, miss an entire weeks worth of information. On the other edge, if you attend class you are expected to absorb a week’s worth of information.

The premise for these marathons of education are sound- the classes were created for those members of the Carroll community whom Student Life has deemed able to make sound decisions for themselves- adultsas opposed to (a mere question

of semantics) the ‘adults’ who all reside in residence halls. In a purely humanitarian move I present you the tools needed to survive….night class.

First and foremost, the marathon student will need a belief in a higher power. That belief will eventually lead you to the assumption that this grueling, painful ordeal will be paid for in years of eternal salvationor serve as good deeds to make up for some not so good deeds.

However, I would like to point out that if you are one of those ‘faithful’ who find it hard to give up an hour of your week for your faith…why on earth would you give up four?

Much like a worship service…simply showing up to your class is not enough. You cant fool your teacher by nodding your head and scribbling doodles on your notebook anymore than you can fool the Priest, Rabbi, or Reverend by humming the hymns and nodding your head (in an attempt to stay awake). To accomplish this I have seen a variety of techniques.

A fellow student in one of my classes had trouble staying awake and took heavy doses of caffeine, sugar and street bought stimulants to get through the class. When they weren’t shaking and foaming from the mouth- they seemed to do well in the class. Other students have used the age old learning device…calculators to get through class. Remarkable things they are, they can compute, plot and distribute but perhaps their most endearing quality is the ability to provide us with such great games as Tetris, and who can forget…

Drug Cartel. What better way to learn about social deviance than to sell drugs via your TI-83 plus and rake in some serious bank in the process.

In short- there is no one secret to get through a four hour class. What works for one, fails miserably for another. Perhaps the most important thing I’ve learned in a four hour class though had little to do with the subject in which it dealt. Rather, what I learned was taught by a teacher who wishes to remain nameless. “Night class teachers are really vampires- we use the guise of a classroom to hide the fact that we are sucking the mental and emotional energy out of you.” That said…my best advice is to always carry a wooden stake.

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Sweetest Day

Celebrate sweetest day for the forgotten Josefine Ejebjork Features Editor

October 15 is Sweetest Day, always the third Saturday of October. Why we need another day to demonstrate our love, who knows? What I do know however, is that stores selling cards, chocolate, flowers or what ever it might be certainly takes advantage of it. Hallmark has an entire collection of cards dedicated to this day. If you go online and Google “Sweetest Day gift” you will get plenty of responses.

Sweetest Day originated in Cleveland in 1922. A philanthropist and candy company employee Herbert Birch Kingston, created the day to bring some happiness to the under-privileged, such as orphans and other outcasts.

He wanted it to be a day to do good deeds for the forgotten. He wanted to show them they were not forgotten.

Together with friends and family he collected small presents

to give to them on this Saturday in October.

Looking at it from Kingston’s perspective, maybe we do need a Sweetest Day to remember that we live in a world that needs some kindness to survive.

The celebration of Sweetest Day is mostly celebrated in the Great Lake states, but has slowly spread to other parts of the country.

Looking at the Hallmark card collections and Sweetest Day chocolate treats that are offered to the consumer on this day, it seems to have strayed from its original purpose of recognizing the forgotten people in need.

However, Sweetest Day is worth its celebration.

If buying sweets for your sweet is not the answer then what else can you do to celebrate this Sweetest Day? To get in the mood for this holiday, read the book Random Acts of Kindness, or any other book that will inspire the kind

spirits in you. Random Acts of Kindness is a collection of stories published by Conari Press. It was put together to inspire people to live more compassionate lives.

Take the day to remember the ones you haven’t seen in awhile. Being off to college means you might not keep as good contact with the people you left back home, friends from High School going to another college, your grandparents or your old soccer coach.

A friendly phone call, a small note saying that you care would be as sweet as any gift.

Or celebrate it in a true Herbert B. Kingston way and volunteer for some organization on this day, or collect old toys and donate them to a childrens organization.

Will this day preside over Valentines Day? Probably not.

St. Valentine has a longer tradition and is acknowledged more in the rest of the western world.

But Sweetest Day is a sweet day to remember.

A message from your student senate President Nick Demetralis Special to the New Perspective

We have now entered into a critical time in the history of Carroll College. Our small, Liberal Arts College, with “a proud heritage, and a promising future” that dates back before Wisconsin was even considered a state, could be disappearing before our very eyes. Carroll achieved record enrollment for the past 4 years running and is reaching maximum capacity.

Lines at the PIT have reached out to the Bookstore during peak hours and a 20-minute wait at the MDR is no longer uncommon. Numerous students trying to grab dinner before their 6 o’clock night class have had to wait until 9:30 to eat dinner.

Back in 2000, Carroll advertised 1,800 full time students with 100 full time members on their faculty, with an average class size of 20. Fast-forward to 2005, with Carroll advertising 2,293 full time students while the head count of students, part time or full time, topped off at 3,100. They also advertise only 96 full time faculty with an average class size of 20. The average class size is over 20 and is steadily growing. The full time faculty number is dropping, which means more classes are being taught by adjunct faculty. The profile of Carroll is becoming a very gray area at this point and when the fog clears, who knows what we will see. I encourage you, as members of the Carroll family, to ask questions and take concern. Our faculty is awaiting certification of unionization

while the college is in a search for a 13th president of Carroll. This college will be what we make of it. Back at convocation, I spoke about wanting it, about making it count, and now more than ever that holds true. Carroll is what you make it. As an avenue for those of you looking to make Carroll the place it could and should be; I offer you the opportunity to become a Senator and make a difference.

On September 11, Senate met with the Provost and the academic deans to discuss academic goals and concerns for the year.

On September 18, Senate met with Patrick Moriarty from the Student Savings Club. He represents an organization that presents college campuses with ‘discount’ cards to local businesses and restaurants at no charge to the school. He views the opportunity as advertising for local businesses and feels that by simply adding more foot traffic, profits and sales will increase.

Senate agreed and is looking into a partnership with him.

On October 1, Senate made the motion to amend the current overnight guest policy from only same sex over night guests, to overnight guests regardless of gender. The move was made for multiple reasons all relating around the ability to be a responsible adult while here at campus. Senate has forwarded their recommendation to Student Life for review.

The 88th Student Senate of Carroll College PRESIDENT Nick Demetralis VICE-PRESIDENT Kristopher Gosser SECRETARY Lora Haines TREASURER Abbey Schoenborn FINANCE CHAIR Kyle Sulik STUDENT AFFAIRS CHAIR Adam Miller ACADEMIC AFFAIRS CHAIR Melanie Foreman JUDICIAL CHAIR Luke Eyrise PUBLIC RELATIONS CHAIR Jenny Bruss STAFF/FACULTY ADVISOR Patrick Peyer

Want to join?

Stop by the Campus Center Boardroom Sunday nights at 7PM or email Student Senate at senate@cc.edu

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Thursday, October 13, 2005

Hollywood tells all

The New Perspective

Amor Linguae: Sum, ergo cogito

Celebrity Gossip hot off the press

Kristen B. Anne Arts & Entertainment Editor

Hot off the presses, Hollywood and its celebrities manage to strike interest again. Could these “normal” people ever lead “normal” lives? Of course not.

What fun would that be for journaling gossips like myself?

CRUISE-ing for a HOLME(S)-maker: Katie Holmes will now be sporting the pregnant look, thanks to her honey, Tom Cruise. Katie’s vow to remain “pure” until marriage may be on trial for this one.

Lohan’s love bug likes to cuddle: Lindsay Lohan’s Mercedes convertible managed to sneak a kiss with a Chevy Astro Van on October 4, while escaping the paparazzi. However, Miss Lohan’s efforts proved unsuccessful as she felt the need to duck into an antique store following the “accident.”

Britney’s BUST-ing up E-Bay: Britney Spears’ previously worn, jeweled brassiere has pushed the limits of the E-Bay’s charity auction. All proceeds will go to aid in those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Now, let’s talk about an ‘up-lifting’ effort.

The Simpson sisters take charge: Daddy to the rescue sources say big sister Jessica was seen crying on the shoulder of her assistant in a recent plane trip. Oh, and might I add, her left hand ring finger was looking mighty naked.

Ashlee can actually sing, well, at least she can verbalize a few words here and there. She is now vindicated after one long year of lip-synching reminders originating on the set of one very popular show, Saturday Night Live.

For more up-to-date celebrity ups and downs, check out www.eonline.com.

Table for Two

Bucas: The immigrant Italian exploring diners who want to see each dish prepared at this unique Staff Writer place.

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Seating is available throughThere are Buca Di Beppos out the restaurant, both in the all over the United States that bar area and two large areas in all serve similar dishes. Bucas is back. sure to have something for everyMany regulars to Bucas one and there is no dress code. request the one table located Whatever the occasion, right in the middle of the Buca Di Beppos is sure to hit a kitchen. This inviting table is sweet spot. booked far in advance for the

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Mark R. DeBoer Managing Editor

Sum, ergo cogito. I am, therefore I think. Perhaps a clever bit of word play with an ancient idea of the fundamental nature of humanity; nevertheless, it seems to stand as a much more logical leap than it’s oftquoted parent.

I am, therefore I think.

Perhaps it’s the curse of the philosopher and the artist, the scientist and the statistician, the mathematician and the businessperson; nevertheless, it is an inescapable facet of our existence, whether one deems it spiritual or not.

I am, therefore I think. I know full well that it has often caused me a lot more harm than good, not to mention those that have commonly took the brunt of those mistakes.

I am, therefore I think. It’s within my nature to overanalyze things beyond the point of sanity, passed the point of shear recognition, of the thing, that I simply lose sight of the thing in itself.

Sum, ergo cogito. I am, therefore I think (way too much).

The Apology Perhaps we all have better versions of ourselves in mind when we choose a course of action, like a more perfect image reflects our own in the mirror.

Intention carries with it some potentially dire responsibilities and repercussions to us and those around us. Harsh words spoken in anger can fracture relations long built or can skew the foundations of newly forming ones.

I could form proper arguments from the long standing traditions of rhetoric and logic.

I could sight a plethora of examples from history, pro and con, for my choices. Yet there are often times when the apology stands much simpler and with far greater ease.

Admonition of error, of guilt, is a hard won attribute that I continually fail to embrace and personify. My ego, my bravado, usually stands in the way; but Truth be told, there are far too many reasons why events have unfolded in the likes that they have. What are the altruistic reasons for doing continual wrong for both, when right for each other is so simply found embodied in the hardest of choices?

I do not pretend that this will stand as any form of justification, nor any escape from facing the reality of the world that I have created as of late; for my choices are just that; my choices. To decide for separation when the greatest of human gifts is tightly wrapped in the circumstances, is often times so indecent yet morally correct and penchant for the truth of clarity.

To do any proper rite of honor to the glory and happiness that that former world brought to me would be to simply remember it as it was; to leave it reside in my memory and create no further injury to it by trying to capture its essence

within such feeble words; no matter how much they are directed, orchestrated, by soulful being. So, in kind discussion, I will leave it as such.

To encourage mutual healing, I urge for an understanding of mutual acceptance of responsibility and error. ”Oh, when in such love and mutual honor we meet such pairs joined,”* and joined by such we are thus beleaguered to struggle against any relinquishment of that ideal image; if only in idealism does that image exist. Where, if said be the case, shall we look for placement of the Truth? Do we hang on to such dreams of unrealistic nature? Do we attempt to find a place for the existence of idealism to fall into our lives, however much hardship and impractical self-delusion we submit ourselves to?

I feel I fail us all; for perhaps these questions are rhetorical; or better yet so foreign to me as to be the body of Aphrodite herself. No, I claim to thee, I hold no proper answers; so I must fall back upon the truth of my feelings, of my convictions.

Hardship and strife have far outweighed the happiness kindled by such connections, as even the scales of Libra indicate with unbalanced nature as they hold watch over me. So, please, do not blame me for my choice, for I blame myself enough already. What I wish and what is real is vastly different at times; and so it shall be the essence of time that shall heal all wounds.

Until then, see this as my apology, and judge me as you will.

After all, you’re free to choose as well. *John Milton: Paradise Lost; Book VIII Lines 56-57

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October 13 Athletics: *Volleyball VS. Alverno College 7 p.m.

Van Male Fieldhouse October 14 Arts: *Schoolhouse Rock Live!

7:30 p.m.

Otteson Theatre Athletics: *Golf Knox College Fall Invitational 12:30 p.m.

Soangetaha Country Club October 15 Arts: *Schoolhouse Rock Live!

2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

Otteson Theatre Athletics: *Volleyball VS. Concordia University 11 a.m.

Van Male Fieldhouse *Volleyball VS. Northland Baptist Bible College 3 p.m.

Van Male Fieldhouse

October 16 Arts: *Schoolhouse Rock Live!

2 p.m.

Otteson Theatre *Vocal Collective/Women’s Ensemble 4 p.m.

Humphrey Memorial Chapel October 18 Athletics: *Men’s Soccer VS. Lake Forest College 7 p.m.

Schneider Stadium October 19 Athletics: *Women’s Soccer VS. Lake Forest College 7:30 p.m.

Schneider Stadium October 21 Arts: *Waukesha Area Symphonic Band/ Waukesha Choral Union 7:30 p.m.

Shattuck Auditorium October 22 Arts: *Wisconsin District-Metropolitan Opera Auditions 10 a.m.

Shattuck Auditorium

October 23 Arts: *Wisconsin Wind Orchestra 4 p.m.

Humphrey Memorial Chapel October 26 Athletics: *Men’s Soccer VS. Ripon College 7 p.m.

Schneider Stadium October 28 Athletics: *Volleyball VS. St. Norbert College 7 p.m.

Van Male Fieldhouse October 29 Arts: *He said-She said Sculptures Gallery Athletics: *Football VS. Monmouth College 1:30 p.m.

Schneider Stadium October 30 Arts: *Carroll Wind Symphony with Lorin Hollander 4 p.m.

Humphrey Memorial Chapel

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The New Perspective

Making ‘House’ calls “House” orders a dose of wit with plenty of drama.

Dustin Zick Staff Writer

It’s Tuesday night, 8 o’clock, and I sit down, yet again, to divulge myself with an hourly dose of what would have to be one of the most uniquely enjoyable shows on television.

What’s so unique about House M.D. is that it’s rather blatantly formulaic with something almost always near the same four step process, and yet the enactment of the formula is so ‘fresh’ and enjoyable.

1. Somebody falls deathly ill 2. House’s team of diagnosticians formulates a diagnosis 3. The team tests their diagnosis and likely changes it 4. Patient is cured Most of the time, the last person you’d want treating you would be Dr. Gregory House, a bitter, witty, sarcastic, grumpy, brilliant diagnostician.

Played by Hugh Laurie (Stuart Little, Flight of the Phoenix), the titular character supervises a team comprised of Dr. Eric Foreman (Omar Epps), Dr. Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison), and Dr. Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer).

House’s closest ‘friend’ is

fellow practitioner Dr. James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard).

Perhaps House’s greatest thorn is hospital director Dr. Lisa Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein).

Five central characters can be a challenge for interest and realism in writing, yet the show’s combination of medical drama, personal drama and bitter humor can’t be missed.

It’s educational too. Admittedly, biology is my kryptonite, and having slid by on the skin of my knees in AP Bio during high school, I don’t have much love for it.

Yet still, I’ve found countless episodes sparking some sort of latent memory of the gastric system or some overly complicated medical term.

Don’t let the whole ‘educational’ part scare you away though.

It’s not preachy by any sense, and no sort of basic medical knowledge is required.

House is unique among medical dramas, as is its balance.

While there are forays and questions into the personal lives of the intriguing characters, they’re not overly emphasized.

Still, while the show focuses on the complicated diseases and treatments, it doesn’t force them

upon the viewer.

Laurie, a veteran British star, adorns a convincing American accent and places the gruff and disparaging doctor wonderfully.

From his quips about his boss’s apparently risqué dress to that of Dr. Foreman’s sketchy past, House shies away from seemingly nothing.

He’s convincing, cruel, and amusing as he makes his way through the hospital in his unprofessional t-shirts and sneakers, while resting on his cane (leg injury).

Among the numerous crime shows, science fiction thrillers, and teen angst style dramas; the world of medical dramas has hit a low as ER’s stride is slowing.

It’s refreshing to see a new spin put on the same formula, while conveying a sense of comfort and familiarity with that of new-age brashness.

House M.D. airs at 8:00 p.m., Tuesday nights on Fox 5/5 For a mix of sarcasm, brilliance, drama, and comedy all in a freshly familiar package that doesn’t scream “old news” quite yet.

What’s new on the the tube this fall?

Josefine Ejebjork Features Editor

Watching TV is something we all do, right?

Maybe as students, we do more than others. After all, when classes are out and homework is done, we do have enough time to watch a television show or two.

Sophomore Valerie Stec said that the TV is almost always on in her room - everything from One Tree Hill to Desperate Housewives and the new show, Commander in Chief.

She said she likes shows that are “funny and have a good story line.”

This fall’s TV schedule seems to be focused on last year’s theme of supernatural phenomena and successful shows like Medium and Joan of Arcadia (which, unfortunately, was cancelled).

Monday Night Football dominates ABC Mondays, and the reality show, Wife Swap, is back.

Another popular show that is back is Medium on NBC. This show’s dreamer Allison DuBois (Patricia Arquette) recently received an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series. Allison is well worth the price.

She makes the show’s somewhat unexplainable script down to earth and believable. Fox is trying to fill the void of 24, which will not be back until January, with the drama Prison Break.

It is the story of a brother robbing a bank, so he ends up in the same prison where his brother is on death-row for a murder he claims he did not commit.

The WB’s contribution to the world of demons is Super-

natural on Tuesday nights. If you saw Gilmore Girls (Tuesdays WB), you will recognize Rory’s old boyfriend Dean (Jared Padalecki) in a very different role. Padalecki is one of the brothers (Jensen Ackles from Smallville plays the other) following their dad in chase of evil forces in small town America.

The script is built of actual folklore and can become very scary at times. TV guide warns, “watch with the lights on.”

Also on Tuesdays, Geena Davis stars as the first female president in Commander in Chief on ABC. It seems like West Wing (Sunday NBC), which was a success, but with a twist of a supermom as president that can run the country and her household at the same time.

Tuesdays on NBC see the comedy, My Name is Earl. This is about Earl (Jason Lee) who found his Karma.

After losing a $100,000 winning lottery ticket, he realizes that he needs to change his lifestyle so good things will happen to him. But, he has about 250 past wrongdoings that he needs to change. He will be busy for a while.

Building on the success of The Apprentice with Donald Trump, NBC Thursdays, is doing a new version with Martha Stewart on Wednesdays.

The first reviews say that she is not tough enough.

Ghost Whisperer, Fridays on CBS, stars Jennifer Love Hewitt as Melinda Gordon. This show is too much like Medium, but it is taken a step further. Hewitt tries

to help ghosts or lost spirits that still wander the earth after they’re dead to finish their unresolved business. I have a gut feeling that this will not succeed very well.

On Comedy Central, a new show on Wednesdays, Mind of Mencia, has gotten good reviews.

It lets you enter the mind of comedian Carlos Mencia, following him on the street, in the studio interacting with the audience, and in commercial parodies.

Mathias Hoffmann, junior, said, “Everyone should watch this show. It will make better men of humankind.” He also offers the advice to watch The Daily Show on Comedy Central. “My best source of news.”

Crime Scene Investigators is returning in three different versions on CBS. Don’t forget the military equivalent in NCIS. Why change something that apparently works.

The question is, when will we get enough of these CSI shows that somehow seem to blend in to the same show with different characters?

NBC will continue their outbranch of criminal dramas of Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

Other returning shows are Without a Trace (CBS, Thursday), ER (NBC, Thursday - Does this show ever leave the air?), Smallville and Everwood (both on WB on Thursdays), a new season of The Biggest Loser (NBC, Tuesday), and Survivor (CBS Thursday - This time the contestants will survive in the jungles of Guatemala).

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‘Schoolhouse’ rocks audiences Mike Zimmermann Staff Writer

As the first production of the 2005-2006 season for the Carroll Players, Schoolhouse Rock Live! proved to be more than just a performance, but rather a fluid, entertaining musical involving the audience.

The production starts off with Tom, the nervous, first-time teacher, who is played by freshman Eric Hufford, asleep in his bed. He is awaken and turns on the television to see replays of the Schoolhouse Rock cartoons.

The Schoolhouse Rock characters come into Tom’s world to sing, dance, and teach him some lessons.

While the songs on their own may cause you to sing to yourself or tap your foot, you can’t avoid singing some of it out loud, especially when the actors are right next to you in the audience and the lights are on you and the others around you. The audi-

ence interaction in the production makes it a very entertaining and fun time.

“It’s like no show you have ever seen before. Be prepared to have fun and participate,” said Hufford.

Despite the small time frame the cast has to practice, a mere five weeks, it is very well done and is a one-of-a-kind musical.

“Rehearsals have been tiresome. It has been put together in a short amount of time, and I’m thrilled for performances,” says sophomore Matt Voell, who plays George.

“It reminds people of their childhood and is just a lot of fun,” said freshman Sara Thorn, who plays the part of Shulie.

Showings will be: Friday, Oct. 14 - 7:30 p.m.

Saturday, Oct. 15 - 2 p.m. and 7:30 pm.

Sunday, Oct .16 - 2:00 p.m.

Horoscopes Madame Zodiac Staff Astrologer

Libra September 23 - October 22 Beware of who you befriend this month. Not everyone has your best interests at heart, so don’t assume that they do.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21 Unleash some of your builtup energy. Meet new people and try new things. If excitement is what you seek, Scorpio, you - of all people - should have no trouble finding it.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 Begin planning for the year ahead. Opportunity and progress will be in great abundance, so you best be prepared.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19 Remember that no one and no thing is perfect. Stop pretending that perfection is possible and accept the flaws that make a person human.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18 Be open-minded about new opportunities that come your way this month. One of these new ventures just may bring you the unpredictability and excitement that you crave.

Pisces February 19 - March 20 Try to be more independent and self-directed this month.

Don’t sacrifice your identity and sense of self for a sense of approval.

Aries March 21 - April 19 Stop focusing on what you’ve got and what you haven’t got. Worrying about money will only bring you unnecessary stress that will prevent you from enjoying life.

Taurus April 20 - May 20 Allow your renewed sense of romantic adventure to guide you this month. Be outgoing, be creative, and be spontaneous.

Gemini May 21 - June 21 Control yourself this month. If you take on too much at once, you won’t accomplish anything. It’s okay to take it one step at a time.

Cancer June 22 - July 22 Don’t allow yourself to have regrets about the past. Events or relationships that now make you cringe have most likely enriched your life in some way.

Leo July 23 - August 22 The negative comments of others will bring you feelings of loneliness and self-doubt this month. Ignore them. You deserve to have your own unique identity just as much as they do.

Virgo August 23 - September 22 Your self-esteem is slowly growing, and others will definitely notice your glowing aura.

Go out and enjoy yourself and your new found sense of selfacceptance.

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The New Perspective

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Band Spotlight: The Alkaline Trio ‘Burn’ The Rave ‘Crimson’ red Mike Justman Staff Writer

With almost a decade of success in the underground of dark punk, Alkaline Trio hasn’t stopped once to slow down.

Since forming in 1997, they have gone through a slew of different drummers.

But currently, after two albums with drummer Derek

Grant, guitarist/vocalist Matt Skiba, and Bassist/vocalist Dan Adriano, they are at a state of comfort. Maybe that’s why Alkaline Trio’s sound is at a mature peak in their career.

Their sound has developed from drunken crawls home to a beautiful sound (see Sadie on Crimson). The Road to Crimson, which is their latest record,

wasn’t easy for Skiba. After bragging to a friend that he can skateboard and play guitar in a band without the thought of seriously injuring himself, he broke both arms on, you guessed it, his skateboard and right before recording Crimson last October. The first incident involved him skating to the post office and falling over a crack,

fracturing his wrist.

After finishing Crimson in January, he attempted to grind a pole and broke the other arm.

Talk about luck! Last June, Alkaline Trio played The Rave with Rufio and Theives like Us supporting the Crimson release, and I was lucky enough to get to chat with Matt and the boys during sound check and after the show.

My little brother asked Matt what his favorite skate trick was.

He replied with, “Falling, breaking my arms.” At least he can be comical about an accident that crazy.

Crimson (which was originally going to be titled Church and Destroy) can be looked at from multiple angles. Like a great painting, the songs off Crimson can be looked at from afar and thought about carefully.

I know when I first listened to Crimson, I thought it was quite different. The first single and video, Time to Waste, starts out with a piano intro, slowly bringing in the boys with a hard-hitting song that is well-suited to be the first track on the record.

Poison is the second song and first Dan-sung song you hear off Crimson. It’s a strong number filled with great hooks and a catchy overdrive on Matt’s part.

One song that seems the most talked about song off Crimson is Burn. “We kind of looked at each other and said that people are going to love us or hate it, and we liked it a lot and said ‘f*ck it’ and recorded it”.

Burn is my favorite track and definitely the catchiest and also features some vocals from Derek. His vocals really warm up Burn (no pun intended).

Sadie may be the most developed track on Crimson.

The song was originally planned for Crimson, but initially appeared on their split album with One Man Army.

The Crimson version adds some strong string arrangements, which make the song simply beautiful. The song was inspired

by Helter Skelter and the Manson Family. The most punk rock song on Crimson is Back to Hell, a fast-paced catchy song that is an instant favorite for any longtime fan as it bears strong resemblance to the old Alkaline Trio sound.

As for the Trio, it looks like they are going to be busy for quite some time. “We’re going to do a lot of touring and record another album in a couple years,” explained Matt back in June. They are currently on tour with My Chemical Romance and Reggie and the Full Effect.

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The New Perspective

4th and long: I hate you Lee Corso Pete Seroogy Sports Editor

I don’t know if you’ve all noticed, but I LOVE football.

There’s no comparing it to any other sport. Bar none, the greatest way to spend a weekend is sitting on your ass with a bag of chips and football on TV. So, that’s exactly what I did this past weekend. But I came across a problem.

Friday night, I was priviliged enough to see the Syracuse vs. Connecticut football game on ESPN2, and although UConn lost their starting QB on the opening drive, they beat the Orange (Yeah, they’re called the Orange now. I wonder if there was as big of an uproar as when Marquette wanted to change its name to the Gold) 26-7.

Saturday, I got up moderately early (10 AM) and watched far too much Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit on ESPN’s College Gameday Live.

Anyone who’s listened to Lee Corso for any length of time knows how God-awful annoying that man can be.

I like Dick Vitale. I think he brings something different to the announcing booth.

He’s quirky. He’s got his little “Vitale-isms” that have become a part of the American lexicon to a certain degree. I like his “vitale-isms.” He’s got “Awesome, baby!,” “Get a TO, baby!” (call a timeout), “PTPer” (prime-time player), “M&Mer” (a mismatch), “Rolls Roycer” (a flat-out superstar), “diaper dandy” (freshman star), “AllWindex Performer” (ferocious rebounder), and “Maalox time” (the final minutes of a close game), not to forget my favorite “trifecta baby!” (a threepointer).

Lee Corso is no Dick Vitale.

They both cover college sports, and both are a bit irreverent.

But that’s where the compariasons end. Corso is just friggin’ annoying. I DON’T CARE IF YOU CAN WHISTLE! Corso is as bad as they get.

At least he isn’t an analyst anymore. He hasn’t covered a game since 1989.

I was doing a little bit of digging on Lee Corso, and I discovered that in some circles, he is considered influential. In 2001, Sporting News magazine named Corso the 17th most powerful person in college football (of course, I think Bucky Badger was 12th). In January 2004, that same magazine ranked Corso along with his

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Solid defense extends lady Pios win streak Women’s soccer shuts out their opponents five games in a Row. Captain Jamie Lawrence commented, “Two wins in our first two conference games “Apparently if we shut out means we are that much closer the opponent and we score, we’ll to clinching a spot in the conferwin,” said head coach Jason ence tournament … I believe it Bretzmann. The women’s Pioneer will only get better as our season soccer team continued continues.” their five game shut-out The women recognized streak in to last weekend’s “Apparently if we shut out the oppothe seniors on the team and homecoming activities. offered thanks to the parents Recently, the nent and we score, we’ll win.” of all players and coaches for women’s soccer team has -Coach Jason Bretzmann the commitment and support captured wins over Edgethey’ve given through out the wood College, Elmhurst years.

College, a tough UniverThe seniors included sity of Wisconsin La Crosse team, came away with a 4-0 victory.

Maggie Pucher, Stephanie Post, Goals were evenly matched, and conference match up against Jamie Lawrence, Julia Bell, and Illinois College and Monmouth with seniors Stephanie Post, Jamie Jenny Thomas.

Maggie Pucher College, all with their opponents Lawrence and freshman Samanwas recognized by her coach as tha Sonnentag all scoring in the getting little or no shots on goal.

“An unsung hero of the defense fi rst half of the game.

Sophomore “Our defense is solid,” said Bretzmann, “the defense and the Hillary Reichardt came in and every year,” and Stephanie Post whole team are communicating added the final goal late during is according to her team, “Going to be missed when the team grade better and better everyday.” Three the second half. point average is calculated.”

Sunday Oct. 3, the women of the Lady Pioneer’s defensive All of the seniors were recogplayers have been named ‘Player took on the Scots of Monmouth nized as assets to the team; their of the Week’ by the Midwest Con- College. Again the women came leadership, skills and hard work through with a score of 2-0.

Both ference already this season: senior will defi nitely be missed in seagoals were scored by sophomore Maggie Pucher, sophomore goal sons to come. keeper Sarah McLaughlin and Megan Blenner.

Alysha Schertz News Editor

freshman Danielle Myszewski.

The team started off their conference season last weekend amidst the many other homecoming activities. Saturday the women took on Illinois College here at Kettle Moraine High School, and

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Men’s soccer team takes two over homecoming weekend Alysha Schertz News Editor

The men on the Carroll College soccer team didn’t disappoint their fans during homecoming weekend. The men faced two tough conference teams and managed to come out on top, winning both games of the double header.

“We had two very good wins this weekend. We have a very young team that is still learning to play together but we are getting better and better each match,” commented head coach Rick Mobley.

The men matched up against conference rivals Illinois College on Saturday, Oct. 1.

The Blueboys came out strong and scored two goals early in the first half. The goals were left unanswered by the Pioneers until early in the second half when freshman Alex Goranson scored his first goal of the season. The Blue Boys answered back with one, only to be defeated in the end, when junior mid-fielder Joey Shoemaker responded with an impressive three goal hat trick to win the game 4-1 for the Pioneers.

Captain Michael Katzenberg said about the game, “… we found out that we needed to battle until the end. We came out

on top, but we never should have been in a foot race with them.”

The following day the men took on another conference team, the Scots of Monmouth College. The Scots came out complete with a bag piper and were defeated by the Pioneers 2-0. The first half of the game was slow; the Pioneers had many opportunities to score but simply couldn’t get the job done.

It was what Katzenberg called a “good motivational speech” from the coach and a “broken Gatorade cooler” that got their attention. They scored within the first five minutes of the second half on an assist from freshman Bram Daelemans to fellow freshman Derek Marie.

The second goal came not too much later from senior Mike Berry off an assist from freshman Nate Lembke-Windler.

“We had a few new faces step up this weekend, which we needed … due to a double header weekend, we had a few injuries,” said Katzenberg.

The men continue their conference play in an away match up against St. Norbert College on Saturday, Oct. 15.

St. Norbert was picked to finish first in the Midwest Conference pre-season poll. They are currently 9-1 overall, and have lost no conference matches.

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

Jennifer Turschwald hustles for women’s tennis

Future of women’s tennis is anything but bleak Matt DeMarais Sports Editor

Records can be completely overrated! Never has this statement held truer than when applied to the Lady Pioneer tennis season. As the season comes to a close, the Lady Pios are left with an overall record of 3-7 and 1-3 in conference meets.

To an uninformed spectator, or even a full fledged sports fanatic, this record would be nothing to brag about. But before you go off making judgments pertaining to the athletic ability of our beloved tennis players, let’s dig a little deeper.

Coach Pruefer’s tennis team graduated its top 4 singles players, which also meant the loss of the top 2 doubles teams, last year. The team was left with only 3 players with much experience from last year. This loss of talent and experience left Coach Pruefer with many holes in his

line up. He was counting on his young team to step up. And step up they did. The Lady Pios entered this season with the least amount of varsity experience of any team they faced. They responded extraordinarily. Hana Poser and Megan Lightfoot led the charge backed up by the play of freshmen Brittany Scott and Emily Linse, as well as the play of junior Beth Michnay and the only senior on the team Jen Tschurwald. Hana spent most of her time juggling the 1 and 2 spots in the lineup card, which was quite a jump for her considering she played at #6 for the entirety of last season. Megan Lightfoot suffered a foot injury early in the season but battled back to contend with Hana for the #1 spot on the team.

This is impressive when you consider that she was merely playing in exhibition matches in singles only a year ago.

Coach Pruefer had nothing but praise for his top two players.

“Asking Hana and Jen to make the jump to the 1 and 2 spots from playing #6 and exhibition last year was almost too much.

Each of them worked extremely hard and hung tough in every match.” Pruefer, who has been the Lady Tennis coach since 2003, saw this year as a success for the entire team. “This team had the best attitude of any team that I’ve ever coached.” This winning attitude has the future of Pioneer tennis looking everything but bleak. The team returns all but one player, Jen Tschurwald whose experience and work ethic will be missed, and hopes to return to championship form before long. Midwest Conference foes take note. The Lady Pios are only getting better, and the experience the young team picked up this year will prove immensely valuable. Coach Pruefer and his Lady Pioneer tennis team look to be the “aces of the court” for years to come.

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Pioneers’ success on the field recognized by the MWC Alysha Schertz News Editor

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

Kari Scheelk dribbles upfield and looks to pass.

Michael Berry gets a leg into one.

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co-anchors Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit 2003’s “Most Powerful Media Personalities in Sports.” I wish I could say that was a joke. Of course, every other nominee probably ran as a single personality. Those three combined to create a workable personality, not such an impressive feat.

Also, Lee Corso announces games on EA’s NCAA Football ‘05. He’s so bad on that game, that I just turn his voice off. It’s so damn irritation. All I hear is that grating voice and that friggin’ whistle! I’d rather listen to the stadium PA announcer during my Heisman race.

This whole thing got me thinking. Who is my favorite TV announcer or sports show host? If we were talking about sports radio, I think Jim Rome is a pretty entertaining guy, but at times he likes the sound of his own voice a bit too much. As for TV sports shows, Max Kellerman (host of “I, Max” on Fox Sports Net) could never be on heard again without anyone noticing.

Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon are mildly entertaining on “Pardon The Interruption,”

but if I had to pick a favorite, it would be Bryant Gumbel who, unfortunately, is currently stuck on HBO’s “Real Sports.” He’s got credibility (he used to anchor the “Today Show”) and a ridiculous amount of experience. He’s covered the MLB, NCAA basketball, NFL, the PGA, and anchored the 1988 Summer Olympics.

My favorite football TV announcer/announcing team WAS John Madden and Pat Summerall. It was sad to see what age could do to a sharp mind like Summerall’s. By the end of his tenure at FOX, he was forgetting what game he was watching.

Madden, however, has weathered all storms. He’s still talking about those damn 6 legged turkeys on Thanksgiving. Al Michaels has done pretty well for a long time, and I do enjoy the combination of Michaels and Madden on “Monday Night Football.”

By the way, the Dennis Miller MNF experiment was the worst idea ever in the history of bad decisions.

All told, I hate Lee Corso, I’m pretty happy he’s not announcing games. Dick Vitale gets a high five from me, and the Madden/Michaels combo can’t be beat.

Six Carroll College athletes have been named “Performer of the Week” by the Midwest Conference already this fall season.

Athletes outstanding in their sport include: sophomores Brian Jachimek and Isaac Hamilton from football, and sophomore Erin Kelley from women’s cross country. The women’s soccer team here at Carroll has three payers from their defensive unit who earned the title: sophomore goal keeper Sarah Mclaughlin, freshman defender Danielle Myszewski and senior defender and Captain Maggie Pucher.

Kelley commented on her selection, “It feels awesome to be chosen for athlete of the week it gives me a great sense of accomplishment.”

The Midwest Conference office selects performers of the week from all college level sports in season at the time of the selection. The Midwest Conference Office is made up of Chris Graham, the Commissioner, and Matt Troha, the Sports Information Director. Nominees for “performers of the week” are submitted by the coach or sports information director from each institution in the Midwest Conference (Beloit, Grinnell, Illinois College, Lake Forest, Lawrence, Knox, Monmouth, Ripon, and St. Norbert). They all have the opportunity to nominate one player per category per sport.

For example three football players can be nominated a week, as long as one is offense, one is defense, and one is special teams.

According to the Midwest

Conference Code of Conduct from spring of 2005, and Matt Troha, the sports information director for the Midwest Conference, the criterion for choosing the athletes is based on a number of things. They include: the nominees’ statistics, strength of the opponent, team record, nominees’ individual accomplishments, nominees status as a prior “Performer of the Week,” and intangibles. Troha commented, “Conference contests often hold greater weight as well.” Performers of the week are chosen by Troha himself but he mentioned that “[Graham] will also help break ties.”

Upon selection of the performer of the week title, athletes will be recognized on both the Midwest Conference homepage as well as on the Carroll College homepage. The Carroll page usually supplies a short article about the person and the game played which includes athlete biographies as well as comments from coaches and staff.

Danielle Myszewski didn’t even know what the “Performer of the Week” selection was when she came to Carroll College, she found out about it only after her fellow teammate Sarah Mclaughlin was chosen, “As for the player of the week I had no clue about it at all, and when we had one occur I thought that was pretty neat, but never thought I would get it the next week seeing I am a freshman and all. But receiving it was pretty cool and exciting. Back in my home town when they heard about it and congratulated me and just thought it was awesome getting it as a freshman.”

Upcoming Sporting Events Football (4 - 2) Date

Opponent

Time

Saturday, Oct. 15 Saturday, Oct. 22

@ St. Norbert College Lake Forest College

1:30 PM 1:30 PM

Volleyball (0 - 18) Thursday, Oct. 13 Saturday, Oct. 15

Alverno College Concordia University

7:00 PM 11:00 AM

Men’s Soccer (5 - 4 - 2) Satuday, Oct. 15

@ St. Norbert College

2:00 PM

Tuesday, Oct. 18

Lake Forest College

7:00 PM

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The New Perspective

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Pioneers stretch record to 4-2 beating Ripon and Beloit Pios win homecoming 42-13, defeat Beloit 31-21 as senior Adam Fletcher breaks school record Dustin Pearce Staff Writer

A solid offense is supposed to score touchdowns; and when the defense and special teams unit follow in the same footsteps, an eye-popping spectacle occurs.

On Saturday Oct. 2nd in front of a homecoming crowd of 4,300 the Pioneers did just that as they destroyed the Ripon Red Hawks 42-13.

Sophomore tight end Josh Gould said, “We had a huge adrenaline rush from the crowd and the more people that show up will see that this Carroll team is for real.”

This harsh reality was hammered into Ripon’s minds from the beginning whistle until the end.

With 4:39 left in the first quarter senior defensive lineman Nick Lawrence intercepted a pass, returned it for a 14 yard touchdown and a 10-0 Carroll lead.

“They were trying to run a screen and Bill Rather tipped the pass, the ball was in the air and I took it in for a touchdown,” Lawrence said of his first collegiate TD, adding, “We came out with intensity, Ripon wasn’t expecting us to be as physical, but we’re capable of doing this every week.”

In the first few breaths of the second quarter sophomore running back Bryce Crocker punched in a seven yard touchdown and the Pioneers still weren’t satisfied.

Ripon was set in punt formation, 3:39 left in the half, junior defensive back Matt Helgemo blocked the kick, and junior defensive back Washington Osler reaped the benefits as he recovered the ball, and returned it for a 17 yard touchdown.

At halftime, Carroll had their alumni smiling at a 24-0 halftime lead.

The Beloit Buccaneers presented the next Midwest Confer-

ence obstacle for the Pioneers on Oct. 8th at Schneider Stadium.

Going in, Beloit was 1-4 securing their first win over Lawrence University in week five, 28-27.

Osler said, “They have a top ranked running back and the biggest challenge is stopping their running game. Last year we were in their shoes and they’re capable of anything.”

The Bucs’ Lee Rankinen was capable of chewing up 152 yards on 30 carries, which was still not enough to stop an intense Pioneer ball club. Senior defensive lineman Bill Rather led Carroll with 11 tackles two solo sacks and an assisted sack.

Beloit came out of the game 1-5.

Carroll took the victory 3121, even though the fourth quarter was littered with offensive penalties. Still, Crocker devoured 118 rushing yards on 14 carries.

Sophomore quarterback Chris Rodgers scrambled for 55 yards

on 12 carries and was 15-25 for 171 yards.

Senior receiver Adam Fletcher etched his name in the record books after catching his 197th pass as a Pioneer. He is Carroll’s all-time leading pass catcher and finished the game with 3 catches for 39 yards.

With a second straight conference victory at home, Carroll improved to 4-1 in conference and 4-2 overall, still in second place behind Monmouth College.

“We have the mentality that no one can beat us at home. We want to prove it to our fans, families, and the Waukesha Community,” said junior Chris Albanese who finished the game against Beloit with 7 tackles.

St. Norbert College presents the next challenge for the Pioneers. The Green Knights have earned six consecutive conference championships. Last year, Carroll teetered on the brink of an upset,

eventually losing to the champs by a score of 36-35.

On the road, the Pioneers haven’t been as dominating, but this trip to DePere, Wisconsin, thrusts a remodeled team with high hopes into a must-win situation.

One key to Carroll’s recent success comes from their “clean slate theory” in which victories aren’t allowed to linger, yet briefly celebrated and erased from memory.

“On Monday we talk about the game for 2-3 minutes and then we start scouting the next game, nothing about past winning, it’s time to move on,” said junior offensive lineman Dan Harland.

Being victorious has created a contagious energy within the realms of Schneider Stadium on Saturday afternoons and at the halfway point the Pioneers are taking success in humbling fashion.

Photos by Karen Bykowski

Pioneer Homecoming: Rope ‘em Ride ‘em Top left: The Pioneer defense gang tackles Ripon sophomore running back John McGuire Top right: Coach Rob Kriel instructs the defensive backfield during the homecoming game.

Bottom left: Sophomore quarterback Chris Rogers displays perfect throwing form.

Bottom right: Carroll juniors Ryan Miner, Tim Rollins, and Ben Wepfer display their school spirit.