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Breton! Gotta love The Sacramento Bee’s lone city columnist, Marcos Breton. A guy who stands up for the rich and really sticks it to the poor. What a champ. In his latest Sunday column, he trashed advocates for the working class. The backstory: A group of housing, living-wage, small-business and homelessness advocates called the Sacramento Coalition for Shared Prosperity has tried to sit down with the Kings since March to discuss a community-benefits agreement. These CBAs exist because city leaders usually agree that major redevelopment projects should benefit everyone, not just basketball teams, developers and ambitious politicos. The Kings, however, ignored the Coalition. In fact, they formed their own similar alliance as a smokescreen. So, last week, the Coalition sued. (More on this in Raheem F. Hosseini’s cover story on page 16.) Enter Breton’s column, titled “Arena suit is simply extortion.” The self-described “defiant journalist” blasted these advocates as greedy shakedown artists. Ridiculous. Then, Breton parlayed this hit piece into a surgical assault on affordable housing. His thesis? Sacramento needs more luxury lofts. I called local attorney Bill Kennedy. He explained our desperate need for affordable housing. And not just for the poor, but also for the bottom 80-percent of income earners. Kennedy called Breton’s vision of downtown “a playground for the privileged.” “It’s not journalism,” he said. He’s right: Breton’s churning out talkingpoint riddled junk, seemingly at the behest of the Kings and the mayor. It’s embarrassing. Most daily newspapers in major American cities have a few voices that weigh in on the good and bad of city life. It’s a great thing, this diversity of opinion. You might say that’s the mark of a “world class” metro. We get Marcos Breton.
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Your Internet is actually really slow A simple explanation of the complicated battle to bring a faster fiber-optic connection to the Sacramento region Gina Lujan remembers a time when she racked up a cellphone bill of as much as $2,000 a by month. Now, with more competition, of Lien Hoang course, most people can pay around $60 for unlimited services. Lujan, a co-founder of Hacker Lab, a tech co-working space in Midtown, thinks high-speed Internet will have the same fate. “Before, the Internet was viewed as a luxury,” she said. “Now, it’s part of our infrastructure, it’s part of how we live.” Currently, when you get online, you’re probably connecting to a DSL or other copper cable that was laid down years ago by telecommunications companies. But copper can only handle so much data. “The longer a signal travels on copper, the more the bandwidth degrades and the less data that is available,” said a report by the city of Davis this past April. The city put out a call for partners to help revamp its Internet-service infrastructure. Fiber-optic cables are the much faster alternative to copper. It’s a trend that is taking off across the country. Davis, which said in its report that roughly 100 communities already have hitched onto the fiber-optic bandwagon, wants to join. And so does Sacramento. Mayor Kevin Johnson injected a major boost into local efforts to expand highspeed Internet when he announced talks with AT&T last week. The mayor said he convinced AT&T to add Sacramento to its GigaPower program, which will build fiberoptic networks in about 100 municipalities nationwide. That would clear the biggest hurdle now standing between most consumers and superfast Internet: a wide-reaching system of optical fibers. The vast majority of Sacramento-area residents opt for speeds of 10 megabits per second or slower, according to Consolidated Communications (formerly SureWest). “What we found is we have a customer who might be using copper and is perfectly happy,” Mark Siegling, business sales director at Consolidated Communications, told SN&R. Business customers are another story. Siegling estimated that larger enterprises and data centers could use speeds of 100 Mbps and up. As more of the economy moves online and companies place their data in “the cloud,” institutions including businesses, schools and hospitals will need ever greater BEFORE
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top 10 countries ranked by Internet speeds, to install their own cables in different parts beaten by the likes of South Korea and of town and charge customers accordingly. Romania, Bloomberg reported last year. In a centralized system, however, the city “Many European countries consider would build and control just one fiber-optic inexpensive 100 Mbps networks as a human network itself and let ISPs use it. right,” said Jay Sales, a local innovation One proposed state law, Assembly strategist at VSP Global’s The Shop. “In the Bill 2292, would facilitate this by letting U.S., it’s a fight.” local governments issue bonds to construct Sacramento said it doesn’t have broadband infrastructure. so-called noncompete deals with ISPs, The face of ISPs are companies like which would prevent it from renting out Verizon and CenturyLink, so Internet cables. But entering the fiber-optic game is service is seen as a commercial product. But still a big investment. it differs from other commercial products “It really comes down to market condilike shoes and microwaves because there tions,” said Rob White, chief innovation is a very tight limit on the space (roads and officer at the city of Davis (yes, that’s a telephone poles) that makes it physically real title). “Putting fiber in the ground or in possible to offer Internet. That has sparked poles costs money. Most don’t want to do it a national debate on whether to treat the where there won’t be subscribers or users.” Internet as a public utility. White said that Davis is exploring a lot White likened Internet service to of options, one of which involves an interfirefighting, which used to be a private national fiber-optics company that offered enterprise. But that meant that a city could to install the cables so that it could charge have five different companies fighting fires, ISPs (the main ones in Davis are Comcast which made coordination difficult—until and AT&T) to use its network. fire districts were municipalized as a public Sacramento might be going the route of utility. Today, with different companies cities that have allowed Google or AT&T building disparate systems of copper (and to build broadband infrastructure for them. now fiber-optic) cables, Internet infrastrucOther options allow cities to choose ture lacks uniformity. from either central or decentralized systems. As White put it, “I think we’re exhibitWhat we have now is more decentralized, ing a market failure in this world of in that various companies claim the right broadband.” Ω | A R T S & C U L T U R E | A F T E R | 07.03.14 | SN&R | 9
The vape divide More smokers gravitate toward vapor-powered e-cigs as debate over regulations heats up Dale Price had been an on-and-off smoker for 30 years when he discovered vaporizing. He’d tried to quit smoking before by Evan Tuchinsky and had been successful for long stretches, but the scene he inhabits as a musician and audio engineer would always lure him back. But today Price, 48, hasn’t smoked a cigarette since he started vaping several months ago. His wife, Karen, a heavier smoker than he, also made the switch to vapor. Price conducted research online and came away feeling assured that the liquid-nicotine compounds are safer than tobacco. “I’ve been doing my research [on e-cigarette use],” he said “I’ve been trying to find compelling arguments against it; I thought it was too good to be true.” Not everyone agrees. There is a major split in the medical and scientific community over the safety of electronic cigarettes and vaping.
Electronic cigarettes and vaping research is scarce and results have been contradictory. Just last month, 129 physicians wrote the World Health Organization to encourage a strict regulatory stance on e-cigs. That came in response to a letter from 53 scientists to the WHO saying the opposite: that e-cigs should not be regulated like tobacco cigarettes because they represent a safer alternative that is “part of the solution, not part of the problem.” Electronic cigarettes and vaping represent relatively new technologies, and research is scarce and results have been contradictory. University College London found that e-cig use reduces smoking, but two other studies (published in separate journals: JAMA Internal Medicine; and Annals of Allergy, Asthma & Immunology) determined there’s no such connection. So, amid the haze of uncertainty, should smokers use electronic cigarettes to kick the habit? Experts in the field are wary. “It’s very important that people understand that e-cigarettes are completely unregulated,” said Erika Sward, director of national advocacy for the American Lung Association. “There is no oversight of what is in 10
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them—what people are inhaling when they are either using them or sitting next to someone who is using one— and they are a tobacco product. They contain nicotine and other chemicals, and the health impact is still to be determined.” A key indicator that e-cigs are not official smoking-cessation devices is that they have not been designated as such by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. Sward said that to her knowledge, no e-cig manufacturer has submitted its products for the FDA evaluation that patches and gums have undergone. Bruce Baldwin, a smokingcessation instructor with the Butte County Office of Education, also views vaping with a skeptical eye. He’s concerned about smokers using e-cigs in conjunction with, not in lieu of, tobacco. Like Sward, he’s also worried about the unknown ingredients of the various vapors. “Let’s not make the same mistake we made with cigarettes,” Baldwin said. “Let’s assume [e-cig use] is bad for you, regulate it as such, and if over time it turns out that it’s not as harmful as cigarettes, we can always ease the restrictions. “But to allow electronic-cigarette companies to do all the same things we allowed tobacco companies to do 100 years ago seems foolish to me. We saw the result of that.” Sward agreed. “We are seeing the whole tobacco-industry playbook being trotted out again. They’re glamorizing the product, they’re encouraging people to switch instead of quit, they’re using celebrity endorsers and candy flavors. We’re also seeing a lot of industry-funded research—that was a favorite tactic of the tobacco industry.” Sward says the American Lung Association is pushing for federal oversight of e-cigs as soon as possible. “We’re very troubled by the doubling of usage in one year. No e-cigarette is safe and effective in helping smokers quit.” Price, who’s been vaping for less than two months, is unsure how long he will continue to use nicotine vapor in lieu of smoking, though he said it could be several years. He’s concerned about unknown ingredients, but he’s more concerned about the carcinogens and other hidden compounds in the cigarettes he’s so far been able to cast aside. Ω
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The act, Senate Bill 1010, aims to reverse a drug policy that for years incarcerated people of color for exponentially longer prison terms than white individuals for violating essentially the same law: possession of cocaine for sale. “[It’s] one of the most egregious missteps of the drug war,” said Glenn Backes, a public-policy researcher at the Drug Policy Alliance, which endorses S.B. 1010. The penal code in California currently treats crack cocaine—which comes from cutting the drug with an alkali, like baking soda—more seriously than it does the powder version. Anyone convicted of possessing crack cocaine for sale faces a mandatory minimum prison sentence of three, four or five years—and double those terms with a prior strike conviction, like burglary or robbery. A person who’s busted for possessing cocaine powder earns prison terms of two, three or four years. Probation or suspended sentences are also easier to come by for convicted possessors of powdered coke. Here’s why that’s effed up: Between 2006 and 2010, 95.5 percent of those locked up in state
A California Senate bill aims to undo nearly two decades of racially biased sentencing laws when it comes to crack and powder cocaine.
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Five other conservative states have all beaten California to the punch. Four Bay Area and southern state DAs have authored strongly worded letters of support for the proposed law. Outgoing Sacramento County DA Jan Scully hasn’t joined them. Still, California may be finally catching up to the rest of the country when it comes to less severe sentencing policies. State voters overwhelmingly adopted threestrikes reform in 2012. And recently, an initiative to lower the severity of certain drug offenses from felonies to misdemeanors qualified for the November ballot. As for the lasting impact of mandatory minimum drug sentences, Backes described a grim one. “A number of black families [were] pulled apart,” he said. “The legacy is not just on those families, but on the communities that had every reason to believe the system was rigged against them.” Ω
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A bummer national survey released late last month cast an appalled eye on violence experienced by the homeless community. Between 1999 and 2013, the National Coalition for the Homeless counted 1,437 violent attacks on homeless people “by housed perpetrators,” meaning they weren’t homeless-onhomeless attacks. The violence resulted in 375 deaths across 47 states, as well as Puerto Rico and Washington, D.C. California accounted for the largest proportion of these attacks, with 291 of them—or 30 percent—over the 14-year period. The state was home to 33 attacks in 2013, including a disputed September incident in which three young men reportedly set fire to a sleeping homeless veteran in Los Angeles and reports in April of teenagers in Fresno targeting homeless people with paint guns. In a news release decrying these figures, Bob Erlenbusch, executive director of the Sacramento Regional Coalition to End Homelessness, urged state lawmakers to pass a “homeless bill of rights” and include homelessness as a protected class in hate-crime legislation. The National Coalition for the Homeless says it used first-person accounts, information from service providers and cross-checked media reports to compile its data. (Raheem F. Hosseini)
Midtown tragedy Central-city residents were shocked by the death of Kelsey Kaiser, who was found murdered in her Midtown apartment on Saturday morning. Née Kelsey Snyder, the 33-year-old was beloved in the Midtown community, especially among regulars in the restaurant and service industry. According to law enforcement, the homicide likely occurred Friday evening or Saturday morning. A spokesperson with the Sacramento Police Department told SN&R that “the homicide does not appear to be a random act.” Look for more about Kaiser in an upcoming SN&R. (Nick Miller)
Taco tax Food-truck customers no longer have to do math in their
heads while standing in line. Thanks to the California Board of Equalization, starting on July 1, vendors across the state have to include any tax in the listed price. Meaning, a delicious shrimp taco isn’t $5 plus tax. It’s a straight-up Abe Lincoln. In a release, the board said, “this change will presume that sales tax is included on all taxable items, unless the retailer adds the tax separately.” Pocket-change scavengers, rejoice. (RFH)
Jeep shot Never trust a Jeep full of bros. According to the Sacramento Police Department, a silver Jeep Wrangler occupied by four white men in their 20s or 30s was the source of a smoke device that got chucked into a car at L and Sixth streets on Sunday night. Police logs say the device burned the car’s driver, who pursued the Jeep for a time before losing sight of the vehicle. The pranklike attack was one of two reports that day regarding suspicious devices in the city. The police department’s explosive ordinance detail also retrieved what appeared to be a grenade from a Dumpster on the 1600 block of Meadowview Road, which was discovered that morning by someone going through the trash. Bomb-squad officers removed the device for destruction, logs state. (RFH)
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Of course we’re not going to like the Sacramento Kings draft pick, Nik Stauskas from University of Michigan. We hear he can shoot— but why not take the big power forward Noah Vonleh from Indiana University. Six-feet, 10 inches, 240 pounds—Sacramento’s paint would be clogged for life with him and DeMarcus Cousins.
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Downtown in the balance Real talk about the latest Sacramento Kings-arena lawsuit Last week, housing advocates and environmental groups filed a new lawsuit over the Kings arena, alleging that the planning for the project doesn’t sufficiently address the arena’s many impacts on traffic, housing and the quality of life in surrounding neighborhoods. It’s the second lawsuit brought against the arena under the California Environmental Quality Act. The plaintiffs, the Sacramento arvin Coalition for Shared Prosperity, hope the by CoSMo G lawsuit will help leverage some concescos mog@ n ewsrev iew.c om sions from the Kings—in the form of a community-benefits agreement that would help fund affordable housing in the central city, homeless services, transit passes for workers and a small-business loan fund for local businesses, among other requests. Predictably, the suit was met with outrage from arena boosters. Sacramento Bee columnist/ Sacramento Basketball Holdings LLC stenographer Marcos Breton called the proposed CBA and lawsuit, “extortion” and “greed.” Everybody got that? Going to court to try and win a few more public benefits in exchange for an enormous public subsidy is called extortion. When the NBA threatens to move a team unless it gets $300 million-plus in taxpayer money to build a new arena, it’s called a “public-private partnership.” Anyway, CBAs are actually pretty common in California cities with fewer self-esteem issues, communities like Los Angeles and San Diego that have secured CBAs in exchange for far less generous public subsidies. And everything the Coalition is asking for is something that would support the city’s stated goals for downtown revitalization, help bring more residents to live downtown, support local businesses and promote economic development. “I would like nothing more than to see the arena catalyze a renaissance downtown,” says Dr. Alex Kelter of the Environmental Council of Sacramento, one of the groups involved in the Coalition. As an environmentalist and a public-health doctor, Kelter believes that the city needs to curb sprawl and add thousands of housing units downtown, at all income levels. “Housing is the To go deeper into the keystone for protecting open space and habitat, latest Sacramento promoting transit, and agriculture.” Kings arena lawsuit The Kings project includes some housing, and the fight over a about 550 units that will rent for whatever the community-benefits agreement, read market will bear. But beyond that, there’s no Raheem F. Hosseini’s guarantee for housing and other ancillary develcover story, “Big opment around the arena. The Kings make a big arena shake-up,” deal about the $800,000 they have “pledged” on page 16. to the city’s affordable-housing trust fund. But, actually, they have to pay that by law. It’s literally the least they can do, and a drop in the bucket compared to the need. All in all, the things the city says it really cares about—housing, transit-oriented development, local business—are secondary to the basketball arena. CEQA certainly doesn’t prevent the city from putting together a weak project that BEFORE
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In the past, the possibility of delays and additional costs of a CEQA lawsuit might have been enough to get a developer to sit down and negotiate. But the arena is protected by Darrell Steinberg’s Senate Bill 743, which was specifically written to fasttrack the Kings arena and prohibits a judge from issuing any injunctions to stop the project while considering a CEQA challenge. “It really takes away the court’s authority and raises a separation-of-powers issue,” says attorney Don Mooney, who is representing the Coalition. Both lawsuits also challenge the constitutionality of S.B. 743. The Smith suit is due for a hearing on July 25, just as demolition of Downtown Plaza is set to begin. The judge is Timothy Frawley, the same judge who threw out petition signatures from tens of thousands of Sacramento residents who wanted a vote on the arena plan. So arena boosters have got to like their chances there. And even if the groups get a win in court, nothing will happen to magically make the project a good deal for the city. But it could be a slightly better deal. Sacramento needs to get at least a little bit greedy before it’s too late, and ask for some more reasonable benefits in return for all that money. That might bring a little balance to a project that has been much more about renewing the Kings’ bottom line than about renewing downtown. Ω
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New CEO for the Sacramento Metro Chamber should embrace inclusiveness, all political views Sacramento Metro Chamber CEO Roger Niello is stepping down. Niello, a former county supervisor and moderate Republican assemblyman, announced that he will not seek the renewal of his contract, which expires at the end of this fiscal year. Niello led the Chamber for the last two-and-a-half years. Now, the Chamber leadership needs to pick a new CEO. This is an important decision, because the CEO can dramatically influence the Chamber’s direction. Should the business Chamber try to be a big tent, where Republicans and Democrats, environmentalists and global-warming deniers, business lobbyists, l by JEff VONKaENE community activists and government officials are all welcome? Or should the Chamber be a political-action j e ffv @n e wsr e v ie w.c o m group for a small, well-funded group of business and corporate interests, like the Neanderthal United States Chamber of Commerce? The U.S. Chamber is like a caricature from a Charles Dickens novel. It is the epitome of the heartless capitalist gone awry. The national chamber is opposed to any regulation that would clean the air, reduce climate change, increase worker The U.S. Chamber safety, prevent banks from of Commerce is the preying on their customers, close tax loopholes for businesses epitome of the heartless or provide a safety net for capitalist gone awry. employees. Coal companies and health-insurance organizations make political donations to the Chamber, which then runs ads promoting policies supporting their interests. This makes a mockery of political transparency. The national chamber is an embarrassment. But a business chamber need not be a regressive organization. Sacramento’s chamber has a long, proud history of being a “big tent.” Our chamber provides a variety of member services, such as training, mixers and reliable information. The Chamber has always been an organization where conservatives and liberals could come together to have a real dialogue about economic development. Unfortunately, Niello and his former chief of staff at the supervisor’s office, Dennis Rogers, have tried to move the Chamber away from the big-tent model and toward the political-action model. They carved out a pro-sprawl position supporting the controversial Cordova Hills project and invited sprawl supporter Joel Kotkin to speak at a Chamber meeting. At the Chamber’s Sacramento Economic Forecast luncheon, keynote Jeff vonKaenel speaker Neel Kashkari used the opportunity to announce he is the president, was entering the Republican primary for governor. And Niello CEO and and Rogers have not been supportive of increasing federal aid majority owner of the News & Review to our region’s poor, even though a good case can be made that newspapers in additional federal dollars for low-income housing and increasSacramento, ing local participation in federal programs such as Medi-Cal Chico and Reno. and CalFresh (food stamps), and veterans benefits would be good for the business community. These federal dollars going to poor people would flow into the local economy, which would in turn benefit local businesses. But Niello’s short tenure was not able to destroy the Chamber’s big tent. Openness and diversity are huge strengths of Sacramento’s chamber. We need a CEO that supports and even celebrates this. Ω
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Give Uber a Lyft There’s more than one way to get from here to there, at least if you’ve got a smartphone. But the rise of “sharing economy” car services like Uber, Lyft and Sidecar are ruffling the feathers of traditional providers such as taxicabs. Ridesharing isn’t much of a threat to public transportation or private-car ownership. But taxi services, already under fire as expensive and unreliable—and, at least over at Sacramento City Hall, on the receiving end of contentious new regulations—absolutely hate them. In other cities such as Los Angeles, cab drivers have gone out of their way to harass, and even assault, Uber drivers. It’s a problem. This past week in Sacramento, cabbies converged at the state Capitol to support tougher regulations on ridesharing companies. For us, the foremost issue is safety. Drivers for Uber and Lyft, the two main ridesharing agencies in Sacramento, are required to be licensed, insured and pass background checks. What’s more, they’re rated by their passengers after every ride—something that taxi companies ought to consider as a way to weed out bad actors. And, since it’s a cooperative endeavor, the drivers also rate their passengers, something we’re sure that cab drivers would love to be able to do. The problem comes down to how well the insurance works. That’s the big issue and a major cost of doing business for cab companies. The $1 million per incident liability insurance that the California Public Utilities Commission requires ridesharing companies to provide sounds good, but in the event of a major accident, it’s not a whole lot of protection. Ridesharing companies should be required to provide sufficient protections. However, we’re extremely wary of regulating away a new model of business, especially one that consumers have embraced en masse and in a short amount of time. Uber, Lyft and Sidecar are great. They promise to do two Taxi companies very important things: One, fill a needed gap in transportation need to up their services, at least until we can fully fund a truly convenient game and compete. public transportation system; and two, build community. The personal relationship between the driver and the rider is one of the big differences between the ridesharing community and the taxi-cab industry. Yes, the rider is paying the driver, but no money changes hands; it’s all done electronically by an app. We’ve heard all sorts of stories about friendships springing up, and far fewer tales of weirdness than the sort of “taxicab confessions” that everyone’s heard. Taxi companies need to up their game and compete. They need to understand that consumers have choices. If taxis were as reasonably priced and convenient—and if they showed up as promptly as a rideshare—companies like Uber and Lyft might never have gotten off the ground. Yes, we sympathize with taxicabs. The city’s new regulations—English tests for drivers, wardrobe requirements—are excessive. And myopic: How can they hold cab companies to one standard but not the up-and-coming rideshare outfits? Government should step back. Its goal should be to ensure public safety, that’s it. Don’t squash innovation. Let the business of moving people from point A to B work itself out with as little regulatory interference as possible. Ω
A suburbanite on Sproul As a left-leaning teenager, I fantasized about moving Naturally, I expected a bit of a culture far away from Granite Bay—that bourgeoisie shock. But on day one, I strutted into my new by zit of a town on the nose of suburban dorm room, confident of my liberal street Haley “Graph” Roseville. And, like a zit, Granite Bay was cred. I’d been to a couple feminist rallies and Massara red. Democrats like my parents were a rare voted for Barack Obama, after all. Surely, species. these were my people. My dream school was UC Berkeley, In the weeks that followed, I discovered famously one of the most liberal in the that a surprising majority of the students on country. I had it all planned out: I’d spend my floor hailed from metropolitan areas. They had never lived among the conservatives haley “Graph” Massara my days staring poetically out of my window is a sophomore at and sipping trendy tea they so deeply resented. They UC Berkeley. she drinks. hadn’t learned to casually currently lives in an The kinds of Only in my nighttolerate hostility. The kinds apartment with two of of things my peers perceived her former dormmates. mares would I see things my peers read her fiction at pickup trucks plastered as grave injustices were, for http://graph with yellow “Yes on 8” perceived as me, daily irritations that barely words.tumblr.com. bumper stickers. Only raised an eyebrow. grave injustices on reruns of The Daily Clearly, either these Show With John Stewart outspoken social-justice were, for me, would I hear the angrily warriors or I, an admittedly simmering voices of Fox daily irritations. apathetic Democrat, was News pundits. Finally, miscalibrated. I could live somewhere But was I right to be cyniwhere my demographics and opinions cal of—or even annoyed by—the very people wouldn’t be liabilities. whose basic beliefs I support, on the grounds An online version of this When I was accepted to UC Berkeley, I that what they see as oppression barely essay can be found at decided to live in the LGBTQIA dorms for scratches the surface of human dickishness for www.newsreview.com/ the full liberal experience. For the record, I do me? Or have years of rolling my eyes when I sacramento/ hear that someone painted a backward swaspageburner/blogs. identify somewhere in that long abbreviation, but really, I just ached for something new. tika on the local Jewish temple—again—made And boy, did I get what I wanted. me unfit for life in a more tolerant society? I have three more years to find out. Ω BEFORE
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everyday folks could be fated for the same priced-out exodus as Johnson. Development of the Sacramento Kings’ $477 million new home “will gentrify the area around the arena, running up land prices and forcing out current residents,” predicts Bill Kennedy, a managing attorney at Legal Services of Northern California. “I am not just talking about low-income Sacramentans, but the ‘hipsters’ that currently give the downtown-Midtown area its character. “The arena will be the end of the hipster movement.” That is, unless Kings owners, who are accepting $255 million (and counting) of the public’s cash to build their shiny citadel, agree to spread the wealth in the form of housing, small-business and transit commitments to benefit existing downtown residents, similar to what developers of large-scale projects in San Francisco and Los Angeles agreed to in recent years. “This is something that Sacramento deserves as much as Los Angeles, as much as any other city,” says California Reinvestment Coalition executive director Paulina Gonzalez, who worked on securing a benefits agreement with the University of Southern California and has consulted on Sacramento’s flailing campaign. “That opportunity is quickly fading.” These community benefits agreements—or CBAs, as they’re known— are designed to help workers, small businesses and other average wage earners survive the shock waves of huge developments. Poor folks like Johnson are just the first ones to feel the tremors. One of 57 Marshall residents deemed eligible to receive alternative housing or $2,400 in relocation aid, Johnson took the check and shuffled a few blocks to the Congress Hotel. It’s one of the last places
someone like him, subsisting on partial retirement benefits, can make the rent. The relocation money is already gone. “I can’t afford much,” he says. Gripping his bike’s handlebars, Johnson saunters to locations unknown. His neighbors had until June 30 to join him. More canaries. And one looming coal mine.
Will the rents spike? Seated at a park bench with his back to a black-clad busker strumming “It’s a Small World” to transfixed children, Matt Jojola looks like one of Kennedy’s endangered hipsters. A sleek bicycle perched nearby, he’s dressed in a fitted plaid shirt and smart eyeglasses, and has his ears plugged with white earbuds. While no fan of public subsidies, Jojola views the arena as a “last-ditch effort” to reinvigorate janky K Street. “It’s such a dive,” he says of the troubled block. The 29-year-old pharmaceuticalcompany tech lives about nine blocks away, on 24th and P streets, but will soon move into his first home in Curtis Park. He initially searched for downtown rental opportunities, including one of the two-toned units behind him on 15th and Q streets, but said he saw asking prices of $1,600-$1,800 for one measly bedroom. A mortgage outside of downtown ended up being cheaper. “Rent’s been going up for a bit,” he observes. An employee with Sacramento Self-Help Housing tells SN&R the same thing. The referral program has tracked an increase in rents over the past three months, she says. “There’s a pressure to raise rents just to cover costs,” adds Jim Lofgren, executive director of the Rental Housing Association of Sacramento Valley, which
represents rental owners and property managers. Lofgren agrees there’s already a need for more mid- to low-income housing in the city, but doesn’t believe rent control or developer mandates are the way to make that happen. The Sacramento Coalition for Shared Prosperity, which has lobbied for a CBA for more than a year, wants the Kings to contribute $40 million to the city’s affordable-housing trust fund, so that arena workers and those displaced by its ancillary amenities (hotels, high-rises, luxury apartments and the like) have somewhere in the city to live. “The cost of a Kings ticket is equivalent to one week’s groceries for most residents of downtown,” Kennedy says by email. “The movement to have a [CBA] is just a recognition that the arena as currently envisioned creates a financial benefit for precious few people.” In the new downtown, there should be no shortage of pricey rentals. The special planning zone around the arena site has penciled in 550 new market-rate units, while developers recently revived plans of building a 1,500-unit high-rise called Sacramento Commons where about 400 older, cheaper, garden apartments currently exist. “That’s a lot of marketrate apartments,” deadpans coalition member Tamie Dramer. With the potential for more. Downtown Realtor Josh Amolsch anticipates the arena will spur investors to buy up whole blocks of homes that they can turn into high-priced condominiums and hotels, a push that will ripple through West Sacramento and Natomas, he
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predicts. There are some indicators that’s already starting to happen. The month of May was bullish for sellers in the downtown area, according to internal figures from Lyon Real Estate’s downtown office, where Amolsch works. Between April and May, there was a 39 percent increase in pending home sales for downtownarea homes and a nearly 16 percent hike in actual sales. The price-persquare-foot also shot up $7. “It’s just a money train that everybody’s jumping on, and for good reason,” Amolsch says. “It’s almost A Tale of Two Cities.” This take on the classic, he adds, will feature “skyscrapers with 20 miles in between them.” Kennedy is less excited about that prospect, anticipating “a playground for privileged people who won’t like the current residents of downtown.” As with anything, the arena project and its related development isn’t happening in a vacuum, and the uptick of rent is part of a longer trend that’s rooted in a clumsy economic recovery and political impasses over affordablehousing requirements. “People want to pin make-orbreak [status] on the arena,” Lofgren says. “The arena is going to have an impact, but it is not the panacea to all economic concerns, nor is it the grave threat to others.” Coalition members say the arena and its ancillary development could price out many current residents, while providing no BEFORE
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Goodbye small business, hello big business A woman in a yellow bandana unseals a garbage canister and wades in shoulder deep. Finding nothing for her backpack, she resettles the lid and strolls past the dead escalators leading to the entrance of what used to be zone 11A of the Downtown Plaza. It’s a blustery Wednesday in midJune, and the city’s signature open-air mall is a half-shuttered ghost town. Demolition on the eastern portion remains weeks away—a fallowing of the land so that JMA Ventures can erect 1.5 million square feet of retail and office development, as well as a | A R T S & C U L T U R E
250-room hotel and 550 market-rate apartments. Not far away, in a little alley known as Merchant Street, a handful of longtime shop owners hunker down for the boom. Hair to Dye For stylist Toni Fletcher has worked this corridor since 1979. She remembers when there was a park across the way, instead of a barren slab of concrete. There used to be a farmers market that stretched down to 12th Street. Back then, there were more shops, and every one of them was busy, she says. Then, the city tried to “revitalize” the district. “I’m afraid this will have a domino effect,” she says of the arena. She doesn’t mean that in a good way. Salon owner Elizabeth Butler learned today that the already-delayed demolition will erase what’s left of the parking for her and her customers. She’s not sure what else this process has in store for her. That’s because the level of outreach from the team and city has been close to nil. “It’s been a big fiasco,” she says. “We hope that they keep Seventh Street open.” Butler and her employees wanted to attend—and perhaps offer input— at the May 21 city council meeting where the arena project won approval, but City Hall was too packed with white-shirted Kings fans to make room for the shop owners affected by construction. “We don’t count,” she shrugs. |
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Citing such research, the Sacramento Coalition for Shared Prosperity has asked the Kings to compensate nearby merchants for any necessary relocation or revenue losses sustained during the two-year construction process, as well as fund a revolving small-business loan of $1 million. “These are not people getting rich doing what they do. They stand on their feet all day,” Dramer says. “They just came through this economic recession and are now going to go through two years of construction. Are they going to close down all of Seventh Street? They’re dead if they close Seventh Street.” The Kings’ counterpromise is to let local small businesses in on 15 percent of arena work.
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Over the next two decades, Realtor Josh Amolsch, who staffs Lyon Real Estate’s downtown office, believes the arena project will spur development not only in the central city, but in Natomas and West Sacramento as well.
Elizabeth Butler, owner of the Hair to Dye For salon on Merchant Street, within blocks of the arena construction site, worries what will happen to her business during the two-year building process.
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In the ivy-walled courtyard of an Old Sacramento restaurant, the city’s staunchest social-justice warriors turn their backs to a setting sun. It’s an unintentionally apt metaphor. Elegantly draped in their cocktail-party finest, the region’s loudest voices for the poor, as well as a coterie of (mostly) sympathetic politicians, clink wine glasses to celebrate the 25th anniversary of a local housing organization that’s lost several recent battles. They’re drinking their own troubles away, too. Affordable-housing cutbacks, development sprawl, school closures, bigbox bans—the attendees here tonight fell short in stopping each one. Now they’re mired in a pitched battle to eke concessions from Kings billionaires who have little reason to deal with them. Azizza Davis Goines The effort could be going president, Sacramento Black better. Chamber of Commerce and a Since forming in March member of the Sacramento First 2013, the Sacramento Community Advisory Council Coalition for Shared Prosperity has scored a total of three meetings with city and team officials, none of them fruitful. “I want to say it’s a roller coaster,” says Dramer, organizing director for Sacramento Housing Alliance, one of the coalition’s leading partners. “It’s not. It’s a train down the cliff.” Some of that is the coalition’s own fault, says a City Hall official. The official, who spoke on background, criticized the group for being unable to prioritize an expanding list of demands or brokering deals among its own members. The Kings’ Merchant agrees. “It’s never quite been clear who [the coalition] is, what its tasks are and what [it wants],” he says. “Just from a work-flow point of view, I’ve had a lot of challenges with those guys.” He says he’s still happy to partner with its members, however. Dramer would like that, too. The coalition has asked Kings owners, who are set to spend $254 million of their own money on building the arena, to chip in an extra $49 million or so for local housing, employment, transportation and cultural-arts programs. She says that’s an opening offer, one she expected both sides to hammer away at until they reached a compromise. But those talks never happened. Instead, in May, city and team officials unveiled the Sacramento First Community Advisory Council, a countercoalition made up mostly of city and business interests. For Dramer and her partners, the message was clear: The other side only wants to negotiate with itself. “This whole process was a farce,” she says.
“I don’t think that this project is going to run anyone out of the city.”
In rebuffing such calls for a legally binding benefits agreement, Kings and city officials say they’re already committed to “robust community benefits” like thousands of green construction jobs and $5.5 million in public-arts money. “A lot of items on their list have now been provided for in some shape or form,” Merchant contends. Sacramento Basketball Holdings LLC, the name for the Kings ownership and development group, has promised to build an environmentally green amphitheater, let small businesses participate in a share of biddable work and stock its construction ranks with mostly locals. It’s also offering to donate unused concession food to local homeless organizations and pledging $864,000 to affordable housing. The coalition counters that that’s hardly a gesture, as the Kings are required to contribute that amount by law, and argues the money will only produce eight housing units. The California Reinvestment Coalition’s Gonzalez can relate. She most recently worked on securing a CBA with USC during its planned development of its University Park Campus in downtown Los Angeles. The 2012 agreement is worth more than $20 million, providing much of the same housing, transit and smallbusiness assistance the Sacramento group is calling for. Before that agreement was locked in, Gonzalez says development at USC went unchecked for more than a decade, shunting families, black people and Latinos to neglected ZIP codes where transit lines had been cut, and local hiring zones didn’t reach, making it even more difficult to find work. Gonzalez calls it an example of “displacing poverty rather than addressing it.” The USC agreement was inked two years ago and is in the process of being implemented, so Gonzalez can’t say whether it’s paid off. But, she says, “We know what it was like leading up to that.” Sacramento City Councilman Steve Hansen, who represents the downtown district, says many of the goals of a CBA—like retaining Sleep Train Arena union workers, carving out construction apprenticeships for low-income and disadvantaged residents, and integrating the development so that it’s transitoriented—have indeed been met. “This is a place that people can take mass transit to. You couldn’t say that about [Sleep Train Arena],” he says. “I truly believe this is a project that people want to get right.” As for advocacy groups’ unaddressed desires, he says, many of those can be addressed through other avenues. “The arena is not the only road to get there.” Kevin Brown is also considering alternate routes. A reverend at Mt. Sinai Missionary Baptist Church and a member of the Kings’ advisory council, Brown says the team is giving the community “an optimal opportunity,” one the city—not the Kings—needs to make good on. “It’s not their responsibility,” he adds. “All they can do is set the table.” The odds of the two sides sitting together at that table to hash out their differences appear more remote than ever. On June 26, the coalition filed a petition challenging the adequacy of the project’s environmental-impact report. It joins another citizen lawsuit against the arena, which charges city officials with greasing their offer to the Kings with secret subsidies the public didn’t know about. As the debate over what the Kings owe Sacramento for its millions shifts to the courtroom, speculation about the project’s butterfly effects will continue, with merchants and residents along K Street’s bridesmaid business corridor and beyond pondering the same questions: Will they stay or will they go? Will they even have a choice?
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Lucinda Buttons shows off some elaborate gold pasties while Salacious Kay breaks it down in the back. Both dancers are part of the longest-running burlesque troupe in Sacramento, the Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience.
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a Giant, felt penis walks onstaGe. two women join—they’re sportinG blue wiGs and bouncinG around on blue balls. then they ejaculate Glitter. There’s a gorilla, too. The gorilla grabs a guy in the audience, who gets spanked by a woman onstage with a wooden paddle. Don’t feel too bad—the gorilla gives him a lap dance. Panties are thrown onto the stage. A banana is sucked, whipped cream is added, and it’s sucked again. A woman strips and sprawls out on a couch, stuffing her face with chips and beer. This is burlesque—and it’s very much alive in Sacramento. The Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience troupe recently celebrated its six-year anniversary—with the giant penis, gorilla, banana and so forth—and its brand of outrageous, cheeky burlesque has been packing downtown’s Assembly Music Hall for the past year. Until less than two years ago, the Sirens show was the only burlesque act in town. Then a new group surfaced: The Darling Clementines, which recently snagged a monthly slot at Marilyn’s on K. A few months later, the Bodacious Bombshells Burlesque Revue started up and now performs regularly at The Colonial Theatre. 22 | SN&R | 07.03.14
And then last week, yet another debuted: Jezebelle’s Army, a troupe that merges burlesque and pole dancing and will perform with the Bombshells this month. Meanwhile, a producer is filming a burlesque-themed reality television show right here in Sacramento. Who are these performers? Schoolteachers, firefighters, tattoo artists and others—some trained in dance or theater, but many of them not—ages 18-43. They say they find burlesque empowering, and clearly there’s a local demand for it—hundreds pour into venues nearly every week to see women shimmy out of corsets. Oh, and most of the audiences are made up of women. “The wonderful thing about burlesque is that it’s such a broad genre,” says Jay Siren, founder of The Sizzling Sirens. “Your creativity knows no bounds.” Two years after forming her group, Siren quit her day job in order to fully immerse herself in the burlesque world. She got involved with the national Burlesque Hall of Fame. She built her own show into a largescale, multimedia production. Now she’s
expanding and putting on new events, including a branch of the wildly popular cabaret figure-drawing phenomenon Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School. More troupes are in town? Siren isn’t too worried, or all that surprised. She understands how easy it is to get hooked. “I got the tiniest bit of exposure, and I was sick with it,” Siren says. “I’m sure that’s not an experience unique to me at all.”
Glitter, feathers, action ChaCha Burnadette formed one of the first burlesque troupes in New Mexico seven years ago. Surfing the Web, she discovered the burlesque revival, its many plus-sized performers, and immediately felt like she found a community. “It had this new feminist push behind it,” she says. “It was edgy and cool, and it was girls like me.” American burlesque arrived in the 1800s, and it brought together striptease, cabaret and comedy. It was arguably the start of crude, slapstick comedy, though that element faded in time in favor of glamorous women. Still, burlesque was more about the tease than the stripping—and it was always delivered with a sly, knowing wink.
Burlesque disappeared in the 1960s, when behavior that was once naughty became mainstream. But the 1990s brought a revival: neo-burlesque. The Sirens embrace the neo-burlesque style—dancers usually wear modern costumes and strip to contemporary songs. Sometimes there’s no stripping at all. It’s theatrical. Body movements tell a story. Adult humor is peppered in, and sometimes SpongeBob SquarePants appears, and things get crazy-weird. The Bodacious Bombshells generally stick to classic burlesque—long gloves, glitzy gowns, giant feather fans and an old-timey soundtrack. And while the other troupes in town average eight members, Bombshells founder Raven LaRoux leads 20 people. She says she wishes she could take more—women are constantly asking to join. “A friend turns another friend on—pun intended—to burlesque, and it spreads like wildfire,” she says. “They see there’s nothing to be weirded out or creeped out about, or threatened about.” Many go to their first show and are amazed by the variety—a Burnadette’s Darling Clementines show, for example, might include aerial dancers, fire dancers, belly dancers, poets, musicians and comedians. But for Burnadette, burlesque is about reveling in being a modern American woman
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and convincing the world that no one should be judged by waist size. “I go up there with this idea that half the audience has this preconceived notion about what it means to be a fat woman,” she says. “And me coming up onstage must be comical, extreme or anything but sexy, graceful or attractive. My job is to change their minds.” It’s serious motivation—much more than just entertaining a crowd. And it stems from facing massive prejudice as a burlesque dancer in New Mexico. Burnadette says she’d receive hate mail frequently—death threats, even—and it wasn’t because of the striptease. “You’d think people would call us sluts or hoochies, but no one could get past that we were fat girls taking our clothes off,” she says. Lula Belle, founder of Jezebelle’s Army, is tired of listening to women say they’re not sexy, strong or thin enough to try pole dancing or burlesque. “I’m not the youngest, I’m not the fittest, but burlesque is about how we feel about ourselves,” she says. “We women often put ourselves down before anyone else does.” But what about the male gaze? What about objectification? Why are so many feminists— like Burnadette, who graduated from college with a women’s studies degree—on board with this form of striptease? “There’s no way any of my acts will be interpreted as me being a bimbo with nothing to say, or me being a silent woman who is meant to only be looked at,” Burnadette says. “It’s about your approach. ... I’m covering
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myself in blood, flipping off the audience and doing handstands. I don’t think at that point I am being that objectified—I’m being entertaining.”
Too much Too soon? Earlier this year, efforts began in Sacramento to film a reality show called Frack Girls. The show is still in production, but nearly every experienced burlesque dancer who was initially interested—including Burnadette—have abandoned it. The premise: A burlesque troupe forms on-camera, the girls rehearse, there’s inevitable drama, and they all wind up in an oil-producing town in North Dakota for a big performance at the end of the season. Dancers say the show is irresponsible and disrespectful to the art form, and by traveling to a city with a male-to-female ratio of 100-to-1, puts the women in a dangerous situation. Will Wright is the local man producing Frack Girls, and he insists that his heart is in the right place. He cites his daughters and sisters—10 altogether—and says he wants a show with female role models for them. “The media is a constant barrage of negative stereotypes of women,” he says. “My daughters would always say they’re too fat. … We thought this could be a positive body-image thing and celebrate women of all shapes and sizes.” Wright hopes to complete filming by fall. Doug Stanley, locally based, Emmy-winning
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producer of Deadliest Catch, approves of the concept and says he’ll help Wright sell the show if it’s good enough.
“There’s no way any of my acTs will be inTerpreTed as me being a bimbo wiTh noThing To say, or me being a silenT woman who is meanT To only be looked aT.” ChaCha Burnadette on the appeal of burlesque But a late-June casting call yielded little talent. No one who auditioned had actually done burlesque before. The judges weren’t burlesque dancers, either. One judge—an actor Wright happened to find the night prior at a local bar— had never seen live burlesque in Sacramento. At the first casting call, an experienced burlesque dancer from the Bay Area was declined while a drunk first-timer was invited back, according to Burnadette and others who were on set. “It was a trainwreck, but the camera loves her,” Wright admits. Wright says the clash between his production and local burlesque dancers is akin to any business interest merging with an art form.
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But the television show is also a byproduct of burlesque entering the mainstream—of burlesque as something to be commodified. And that inevitably leads back to questions about the exploitation of women. “You could call it exploitation, but the women will be well-compensated, and they wouldn’t do it if they didn’t love it,” Wright says. That may be true, although most local burlesque performers don’t expect much money for their efforts—Siren is the only troupe-leader making a living in the burlesque and entertainment worlds. She’s extra hopeful that the Sacramento scene won’t become oversaturated, but at the same time, that enough women are passionate enough to ensure burlesque thrives. “Burlesque has been part of our entertainment world forever—it keeps coming back for a reason. I like to think that it will be OK,” she says. “Either way, I’m going to ride it until the wheels fall off.” Ω The Sizzling Sirens Burlesque Experience performs every third Saturday at Assembly Music Hall, located at 1000 K Street. Tickets are $15-$25, and the next show is on July 19, at 8 p.m. See www.thesirenshow.com for more about the troupe. The Darling Clementines perform every first Monday at Marilyn’s on K, located at 908 K Street. Tickets are $10, and the next show is on July 7, at 8 p.m. Find the troupe online at http://darlingclementinebur.wix.com/productions. The Bodacious Bombshells Burlesque Revue performs regularly at The Colonial Theatre, located at 3522 Stockton Boulevard. The next show is on Friday, July 5, at 8 p.m. and it will feature Jezebelle’s Army; tickets are $12-$20 at www.brownpapertickets.com/event/693826. The Bombshells’ website is www.bodaciousbombshells.com. The Darling Clementines’ (left to right) ChaCha Burnadette, Deaja Girl on Fire, Rebel Rose, Miss Lipstick and Spin Spin Sugar want to leave you aroused—and believing that women shouldn’t be judged based on shape or size.
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Fourth of July on Friday. For some of us, that means celebrating a freedom from British accents, being obsessed with royal weddings and bad teeth. OK, maybe not. It’s more like an annual excuse to buy Chinese-made fireworks from grocery store parking lots and blow stuff up. Or perhaps it’s a chance to go to a party, wave a tiny Chinese-made flag and watch other people blow stuff up. In any case, check out the following Independence Day events to make sure you get to see some explosions and hear some loud booms. If you just can’t wait until the Fourth of July, Old Sacramento Bars (www.oldsacramentobars.com) is throwing a block party called Red, White & Brews starting at 7 p.m. on Thursday, July 3. Fifteen bars in Old Sacramento are participating, 11 of which will be serving $3 American beers. Other specials and activities (which include karaoke, live music and comedy) vary by bar. Old Sacramento will also be a good vantage point to watch a fireworks display over Raley Field following the evening’s baseball game. Fourth on the Field at Raley Field debuted last year and returns for a second season on Friday, July 4. Once again, Nunchuck Taylor will perform, food trucks will serve up bites in the outfield, and kids will have a chance to play around on the baseball field. Also, a fireworks show timed to patriotic music will kick off at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $5 for children younger than 12 and $10 for general admission. The celebration starts at Raley Field (400 Ballpark Drive in West Sacramento) at 6 p.m., and more information can be found at www.raleyfield.com/fourthonthefield. Cal Expo (1600 Exposition Boulevard) will be open on July 4 for an annual event called the Sacramento Independence Day Celebration. It’s free to get in (but $10 to park), with doors opening at 4:30 p.m. and a fireworks show starting at 9:30 p.m. There’s also a live performance by the Chris Gardner Band, a kids’ area, and food and drinks available for purchase. For a more suburban-style celebration, the city of Rancho Cordova (www.cityofranchocordova.org) is throwing a twoday Independence Day party on July 3, and July 4. The 30th annual Rancho Cordova 4th of July Celebration will have live music (Journey Unauthorized, Night Fever, 27 Outlaws), carnival rides, a freestyle BMX team, a kids’ zone and fireworks each night at 9:30 p.m. Gates open at 4 p.m. on Thursday, and at noon on Friday at Hagan Community Park (2197 Chase Drive in Rancho Cordova). Admission costs $2 and parking is $10. Ω
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Zombie Train Saturday, July 5, through Saturday, November 1 Thankfully, Sacramento is a nerdy (and bored) enough city for things like the Zombie Train to exist. Simply put: Ride the Sacramento RiverTrain and shoot zombies with a laser gun. Or you could just ride the train without a laser gun—but why? $50 with a laser gun, $35 without; at various times LASER TAG at Sacramento RiverTrain, 400 N. Harbor Boulevard in West Sacramento; (800) 866-1690; www.zombietrain.com.
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Sacramento During World War I Sunday, July 6 The Sacramento Public Library is hosting a series called the World War I Revisited Series. In the first event, local author HISTORY and librarian James Scott talks about how the Great War affected politics and the daily lives of Sacramentans. Other parts of the series feature movies, presentations and lectures focusing on art, politics and warfare. Free, 1 p.m. at the Central Library, 828 I Street; (916) 264-2920; www.saclibrary.org.
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Long before Jay-Z channeled Marina Abramovic´ in “Picasso Baby,” art and hip-hop have been an indelible pairing. Attendees can explore a DIY beat laboratory, make wearable mixtape art, see a performance by Flow Sacramento and listen to a 10-minute talk on the history of African-American art from the Harlem Renaissance HIP-HOP on. $8-$10, free for members; 5 p.m. at the Crocker Art Museum, 216 O Street; (916) 808-1182; www.crockerartmuseum.org.
Local event planners Unseen Heroes (the force behind the Good: Street Food + Market Design) are at it again, giving people yet another reason to get off the Midtown grid. Outdoor communal dining tables, a craft-beer garden, BLOCK PARTY live music, food vendors and a homebrewing demo—what more can you ask for out of a summer evening? Free, 5 to 9 p.m. every second Thursday through October, at Broadway and Third Avenue; http://unseen-heroes. com/events/gather-oak-park.
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The holy trinity Block Butcher Bar 1050 20th Street, (916) 476-6306, www.blockbutcherbar.com
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Blackbird is back with chefowner Carina Lampkin again at the helm. It’s located in its original space with a similar aesthetic, though with more focus on beer and bar food to better complement the seafood-inspired dinner menu. A burger served with house pickles, seven-day house-cured bacon, cheddar and sweet ’n’ chivey “awesome sauce” make for one of the city’s best burgers, no question. Chowder fries, however, are nifty in theory— fries covered in bay shrimp, bacon and parsley, then doused with chowder. It’s a play on poutine, but a lack of acid and serious sogginess issues mar it from being a landmark dish. Better yet? Fish tacos featuring fried pollock served with pickled cabbage and chipotle crema. These and a beer will remedy any bad day you’re having. American. 1015 Ninth St., (916) 498-9224. Dinner for one: $10-$30. HHH1/2 G.M.
Mother It’s no secret that Mother is a vegetarian-vegan restaurant, but this is not just a place that replaces the meat in a meal. Instead, Mother celebrates an endless array of fresh vegetables and grains. The chile verde here comprises chunky potatoes, pinto beans and hominy for a “meaty” texture. Try it topped with a soft-poached egg, and stir the yolk into the zingy chile sauce. Kale has been done almost to death, but Mother’s version is a take on the Waldorf salad that
makes eating your greens easy. Lots of golden raisins, celery, walnuts and balls of apple with a bit of skin attached join dilled yogurt and baby kale. Dessert includes the now-legendary brown-butter and sea-salt cookies. Do yourself a favor and get some. Vegetarian. 1023 K St., (916) 594-9812. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHHH1/2 AMR
Midtown Cafe Plan B This Midtown iteration of the popular Plan B Restaurant in Arden Arcade brings to mind old-school French dining. This should not be read as an insult. The menu runs with salads, sandwiches, mains and appetizers—however, the highlight is the generous array of mussels served in both modern and classic fashion. The épicé mussels are served in a thick tomato sauce with a rumbling chili-garlic heat. Coconut-broth mussels are sweet and tangy and worth a visit. A white-anchovy tartelette with shredded fennel and leek dazzles—it’s the sort of light food welcomed in tripledigit heat. The puff pastry it sits on is a means to an end. Branzino cooked en papillote is also a thing of beauty: light, flaky and served with wisps of lemon and fennel. The wine selection is limited, however, the house white is affordable and welcome, pairing well
with numerous dishes. French. 1226 20th St., (916) 447-3300. Dinner for one: $25-$30. HHHH G.M.
The Coconut Midtown The food here travels a path between standard and inventive. Creamcheese wontons, for example, aren’t the epitome of culinary Southeast Asian traditions, but damn it if they aren’t delightful. Soft cream cheese and chives in a crispy wrapper and served with a sweet chili sauce? Nothing wrong with that. The chicken larb—a spicy mincedmeat salad—is fragrant and intense. Mint, chilies, basil and iceberg lettuce are drenched in a spicy lime dressing punctuated with a heavy hand of fish sauce. The Coconut has warnings in its menu about which dishes are spicy, but unless you’re a newborn kitten, trembling and mewling, you might not even be aware of the chilies in your food. Thai. 2502 J St., (916) 447-1855. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHH1/2 G.M.
Der Biergarten This spot is a slightly quirky, low-key place with only nine food items on the menu: four appetizer-style options, four sandwich-type offerings and a sausage platter, plus about 30 cold ones on tap. Patrons order from a building that was built from a couple of cargo containers and dine outdoors on communal benches, traditional German biergarten style. The Derfinater Dog is a gussied-up hot dog, and despite its seemingly excessive number of toppings, everything served a tasteful purpose. The
mayo and garlic sauce helped moisten a somewhat dry roll, and the bacon added saltiness, which balanced the sweetness of cream cheese and barbecue sauce. The pretzel disappointed by being a bit on the flaky and brittle side. The sausage platter was the best item on the menu: a pork sausage, chicken sausage, and a veal-and-pork sausage—much more plump, juicy and flavorful than the frankfurters—served alongside piles of sauerkraut and German potato salad. German. 2332 K St., (916) 346-4572. Dinner for one: $5-$10. HHH J.M.
Strings Urban Kitchen This more upscale version of the Gold River-based Strings Italian Cafe chain lands in the Il Fornaio camp, but with a lower price point. Recommended options include the Bruschetta Rustico, with chunky toasts layered with seasoned cheese, grape tomatoes, basil and balsamic vinegar. With less garlic than many versions, it’s a delicious and date-friendly choice. Pizzas are offered at 7 or 16 inches, with lots of optional additions. A small Pomodoro Mozzarella, with sliced tomatoes and marinara, was serviceable with medium-thick crust and plentiful toppings. A signature frutti di mare pie with shrimp, scallops, mussels and seafood sauce is a more unique take on the category. There are also quite a few vegetarian choices, including Vegetale de las Casa. Eggplant, peppers, zucchini and other veg are sautéed in oil and tossed with Parmesan
and Gorgonzola. For dessert, try the tiramisu, with sprightly ladyfinger sponge cake and an airy mascarpone topped with cocoa and cinnamon. If you’re feeling generous, order the caffè sospeso (“pending coffee”), in which you pay for a cup for the next guest. Italian. 1500 Seventh St., (916) 444-6500. Dinner for one: $10-$20. HHHH AMR
Tidbit Catering & Gelateria Chef Eric Lee has crafted an eclectic, bargain-friendly menu. Fried calamari are lightly seasoned with a crispy exterior and served with a marinara-ish bland sauce. A carrot-andginger soup possesses a slow burn, and a chicken-lettuce wrap is sophisticated: a modest portion of food of moderate size that’s highlighted with slivers of cucumber and a shaking of vinegar. The frozen bits, however are the real winners. Gelato and sorbet are both available in astounding off-the-cuff flavors that mostly draw inspiration from Asian cuisines. A vanillaand-adzuki-bean gelato tastes sweet and earthy, with a flavor reminiscent to Chinese moon cakes. A nutty soy-based blacksesame-seed gelato is as rustic and charming as your favorite Instagram filter. American. 1907 Capitol Ave., (916) 442-7369. Dinner for one: $5-$10. HHH1/2 G.M.
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than sipped alone, the current tsunami of European-style microbreweries feature drinks often best quaffed alongside a well-crafted meal. Pangaea Bier Cafe recently stepped up its food game to satisfy that need with a revamped menu that includes an ever-changing rotation of seasonal, slightly upscale pub food. Try the Buffalo wings: They’re deeply flavorful fried morsels with a thick glaze of goodness. The mac ’n’ cheese is creamy, with a bit of beer in the sauce and a crunchy topping of herb-flecked breadcrumbs. The sliders are gorgeous little mouthfuls with Tillamook cheddar and housemade pickles. They leave you wanting more, which is exactly what you get with the maincourse cheeseburger, one of the best we’ve had in ages. Made from a custom blend of brisket and chuck, this is a juicy patty that holds together, yet bursts with flavor. The locally made brioche bun bears up well, and the house pickles and cheddar simply gild the lily. American. 2743 Franklin Blvd., (916) 454-4942. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHH1/2 AMR
Spice Kitchen The menu here has a few tangential dishes like pad thai, but it’s mostly focused on Japanese cuisine, with a side menu of Chinese-American favorites. Tasty options include the vegetable tempura, lightly fried with slices of Japanese sweet potato and yams. If you want ramen, the hot soup dish these days, try the red tonkotsu version: It’s served with lots of nicely chewy noodles, spinach
South Sac Bodhi Bowl This Vietnamese eatery’s menu is all vegetarian and mostly vegan, with plenty of high notes. The Heavenly Noodle is a can’t-go-wrong salad comprising snow-white vermicelli noodles with cooling mint, cucumber slices, house-roasted peanuts and jagged pieces of faux beef. The “beef” actually is slightly sweet, plenty umami and pleasantly inoffensive, as far as fake meat goes. Nearly everything here has a faux-meat product or tofu element. So, sorry diners with soy allergies—it can’t even be escaped in the papaya salad. Not an issue? Soldier on with the Hot & Sour soup, a not-too spicy sunsetorange broth that teems with a tomatoey and citrus flavor, chunks of pineapple, semicircles of trumpet mushrooms, cubes of fried tofu and slices of faux crab. Or, try the stir-fried Eight Fold Path. It features al dente celery, red bell pepper and triangles of the most savory, salty, dense tofu perhaps ever. Vietnamese. 6511 Savings Place, Ste. 100; (916) 428-4160. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHHH S.
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Kansai Ramen & Sushi House This place serves its own take on
Launched by the same team that raised Shady Lady Saloon, this spot brings a bit more culinary hope to an often forgotten part of Sacramento. The whiskey burger is a mighty sammich of perfection with smoked Gouda cheese and bacon that serve as excellent counterpoints to the achingly sweet maplebourbon glazed red onions. Fries-slash-chips arrived pencil-thin and fiercely crispy. If you visit for brunch, don’t miss the signature bloody mary: a 32-ounce bloody
mary that doesn’t skimp on the horseradish. It’s served with skewers of beet-pickled egg, sausage and bacon, tiger prawn, pickled veggies, and the most amazing slider. American. 1310 Fulton Ave., (916) 487-1045. Dinner for one: $15-$25. HHHH G.M.
The Kitchen Diners here don’t receive a menu: They receive a program, divided into seven acts, and, yes, there’s an intermission. Guests all eat together, like a reservationsonly giant dinner party, dining on seasonal dishes such as chilled, minty pea soup, served with creamy pea pudding, cured scallops and Sterling Caviar. The offerings, which include the likes of lamb, steak and pasta, change monthly, but the highlights are the chefs’ tasters—small bites scattered throughout the dining area. A recent visit included oyster, faux lasagna bites, citrusy duck, and “kettle corn” cones of puffed wild rice, amaranth and corn with black-truffle caramel, which tasted sweet, salty and positively deadly. American. 2225 Hurley Way, Ste. 101; (916) 568-7171. Dinner for one: $100-$300. HHHH J.B.
Fair Oaks Yui Marlu Yui Marlu serves up California rolls, plus other American-style makizushi, but its mastery lies in Japanesestyle sushi and an assortment of other traditional fare. Here, the omakase was the
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pièce de résistance—one of those dishes that everyone stares at when it comes out of the kitchen. It looks like a flashy Dali-esque painting, with raw fish piled into small flower patterns atop scallop shells and a bed of microgreens, dollops of sauce, piles of ginger, slender slices of fried plantains sticking out upwards of 6 inches from the plate, and slices of lemon, radish and cucumber. And it tastes as surreal as it looks: The fish is fresh, fleshy and flavorful. The Rainbow roll and the Linda roll are like most American-style rolls served locally, but better. The sushi rice seems just a bit softer and less vinegary, and the fish slices taste fresher. Japanese. 6720 Madison Ave., Ste. 5 in Fair Oaks; (916) 966-5639. Dinner for one: $15-$30. HHHH1/2 J.M.
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Many people expressed sadness after Doughbot—downtown Sacramento’s artisanal, vegan-friendly doughnut spot—announced its closing via Facebook a few weeks ago. Fear not: There are still plenty of places to pick up some sweet fried dough in town, as long as you know where to look and have access to reliable transportation. First, the vegans: Whole Foods Market (4315 Arden Way) sells vegan doughnuts from Santa Clara-based wholesaler The Posh Bakery. For people who want inventive pastries with copious toppings, a good option is Baker’s Donuts in south Sacramento (5880 Florin Road). In addition to a large assortment of doughnuts, Baker’s makes inventive versions of the nationally popular croissant-doughnut hybrid (called “Cronutz” here). Sunshine Donuts (2428 Marconi Avenue)—which had its grand opening on June 1—also makes its own version of the Cronut, plus kolacky. But, don’t forget, Doughbot (2226 10th Street) is still open at least until the first week of August, according to its Facebook post.
Tasty Thai It’s hard to find a better lunch deal than the one offered here: Each one includes rice and a salad with an entree—and costs $11 or less. There are 23 options, plus daily specials. (The dinner menu is similar—only bigger). The Thai basil, served with green beans, onion, bell pepper and basil in a spicy garlic sauce, is cooked in a wok and has a nice smoky flavor with veggies cooked slightly al dente. The pad Thai and the pad see ew both impress, but the latter has just a bit more of that savoriness that make Asian noodle dishes ubercomforting. Service is friendly, even when it’s busy. Thai. 2598 Alta Arden Expy., (916) 977-3534. Dinner for one: $10-$20. HHHH J.M.
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ramen and sushi, with varying degrees of success. The kakuni ramen, which features three thick slices of braised pork belly in lieu of the house ramen’s thin slices of chashu, boasts a nice, sweet marinade; tender consistency; and copious flavor. Be sure to order noodles al dente, and it’ll make for a good option, even with its run-of-the-mill broth. Or amp it up with the spicy tan tan men, which uses a beefy and seafood-tinted soup base that teems with flavor. The sushi rolls here are Western style—a.k.a. loaded with toppings. Try the Mufasa roll. With crab and avocado on the inside and salmon and sauce outside, it’s particularly tasty, seasoned in sesame oil and baked—a somewhat unusual technique for sushi. Japanese. 2992 65th St., Ste. 288; (916) 455-0288. Dinner for one: $10-$20. HHH J.M.
and the requisite soft-boiled egg. Spice Kitchen also serves bento boxes in lunch and dinner portions for a good price. Here, diners get soup, rice, salad and tempura, as well as a meat of choice. Japanese. 1724 Broadway, (916) 492-2250. Dinner for one: $10-$15. HHH AMR
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Anthropologists in love eupHoria In Lily King’s Euphoria (Atlantic Monthly Press, $25), married anthropologists Nell and Fen are working in BOOK Papua New Guinea, and their marriage is in trouble. Along comes emotionally tortured British anthropologist Bankson—and both Nell and her husband are interested in him, in all sorts of ways. In addition to being a rather thinly veiled fictionalization of renowned anthropologist Margaret Mead’s segue from first to second husband after her 1928 publication of Coming of Age in Samoa, Euphoria also takes a close look at what the practice of anthropology (and the careers of anthropologists) do to the cultures under study. This engrossing novel, King’s fourth, illuminates the best and worst of love among intellectual giants, while never allowing us to forget the consequences of intellectual ambition. —Kel Munger
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Vinyl Richie Crosley revolution usB turntaBle It looks like a giant stapler, but it’s a record player. A portable, wireless, battery-operated $79.95 record player. The Crosley Revolution USB GADGET turntable is an able sidekick to the lonely vinyl aficionado’s pilgrimage to a record swap in San Francisco. And on the ride home on Megabus, he’ll plug in headphones to listen to the Lionel Richie record he scored, and the sight of a vinyl disc rotating in a giant stapler will blow the minds of the other bus riders. At home, he’ll connect the turntable to his computer and digitize the sweet songs to send to a babe, so he doesn’t have to be lonely anymore. www.crosley radio.com/turntables. —Shoka
Great Horror Campout My adult memories of summer camp are sweetly nostalgic: hikes and canoe races, s’mores, late-night ghost stories, and best friends forever. Still, buried in the crevices of recollection are bits of horror, too: snakes and RECREATION mosquitoes, questionably dirty lakes, sleepless nights, and mean girls. The Great Horror Campout offers scary memories of another kind. The event founded by Los Angeles-based Ten Thirty One Productions entertainment company will expand its popular outing locally for a “choose your own adventure” fright fest at Vierra Farms in West Sacramento. On Friday, July 18, and Saturday, July 19, participants can customize a camping experience. Pick “high octane” for maximum scariness, or for those with weaker hearts, there’s also a more gentle option. (Not exactly sure how much you can take? No worries, there’s a “safe phrase” should you suddenly commence freaking out.) Activities include something that is, intimidatingly, referred to as a “Hell Hunt,” and the whole shebang utilizes “scareactors,” special effects, props and various obstacle courses. Tickets are $99-$139, and include overnight accommodations in a two- or four-person tent, plus breakfast, parking, movies and more. No word on if anyone will re-enact that milkshake scene from Meatballs. Because that would be pretty horrific. Vierra Farms, 3010 Burrows Avenue in West Sacramento; (310) 993-8289; ww.greathorrorcampout.com. —Rachel Leibrock
Grow up, man My husband has always been somewhat sarcastic, but over the years it’s become out of control. Our three kids are starting to communicate the same way. I find it annoying when one person is sarcastic, but excruciating to live with four people who can’t hold a conversation without being mean. My husband responds to my complaints by telling me that I should relax and that just jacks up the by Joey ga rcia household tension. Please help. Sarcasm is a style of humor a skj oey @ ne wsreview.c om employed by people who feel powerless. It’s categorized as a passive-aggressive speech pattern because it attempts to mask Joey wishes you would stop aggressive feelings like anger, watering your lawn insecurity or social awkwardness. daily at 2 a.m. By wrapping verbal attacks in a thin layer of mockery or irony the speaker convinces himself or herself that the sarcastic remark is less hurtful than it actually is.
If his meanness is always attached to the same topics, he probably doesn’t believe in his capacity to face and manage his emotions or actions around those issues. Sarcasm is particularly popular with adolescents. Teens use it against their peer groups to reinforce the boundaries of their cliques, or against adults who tend to control teens instead of guiding them. Since we can all tap into personal memories of adolescence, comedians who use sarcastic, or “sophomoric,” humor can easily hook a mainstream audience. Sarcasm is always trending. Most people who are sarcastic with family or friends get away with it. A casual “J.K.” (just kidding) and an indifferent shrug dismiss the hurt person’s feelings. But that doesn’t make these attacks acceptable. Sarcasm signals the speaker’s immature and frightened ego. Yes, that means your husband needs to grow up. Have you noticed what’s happening at home when his sarcasm arises? If his meanness is always attached to the same topics, he probably doesn’t believe in his capacity to face and manage his emotions or actions around those
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What business wouldn’t relish the idea of having their product seen by more than half a million people? The California State Fair offers that and more to the economy — it creates jobs, supports nonprofits and generates sales tax revenue. The contractors, vendors and food sellers that fill Cal Expo turn it into a bustling hub of commerce for 17 days. The biggest contractor is Butler Amusements, which will install 72 rides with names like Ex-Scream Machine and the Wave Swinger at Cal Expo this summer.
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“It is magical to see it come together,” says Butler Amusements Chief Operations Officer Lance Moyer. “It still is for me.” Founded in 1970 and based in Fairfield, Butler Amusements is a family owned and operated business that “plays” fairs across the West Coast. It’s now in its sixth year as the carnival provider for the California State Fair. At this
year’s Fair, they’ll employ a crew of 400, including ride operators, concessionaires and game workers. The people working the Fair are often far away from home and spend money at nearby hotels, restaurants and stores. For instance, the Costco next to Cal Expo reports sales of sugar, water and gasoline all go up around Fair time. The Fair also serves as an economic opportunity for businesses that rent space inside the fairgrounds, selling everything from kitchen gadgets to hot tubs. Some 286 vendors will rent space at this year’s Fair, with another 58 vendors selling food. Many are family-owned ventures.
ponies, Marv on the slots). Both say work-
ThEY KNOW ThE BEST
$196,776,000
The STory behind The buSineSSeS ThaT make The Fair FanTaSTic
enjoy cruising and gambling (Sam on the ing the Fair and various other events at
ECONOMIC IMPACT**:
Making the Fair
and Stockton Boulevard. The two buddies
RV SPACES RENTED yEAR-ROuND:
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Cal Expo keep them busy.
What led to you getting a job at the Fair? Marvin: I was at the Army Depot and had a friend who worked at the State Fair. So in ‘48, he said, “Why don’t you come out?” So I went out there and worked parttime … doing maintenance work. [Today] I’m taking tickets at the main gate. Sam: When I retired, Marvin said, “Why not work at the fairgrounds?” I was looking for part-time work. I’ve done just about everything here. Now I come in early in the morning and open the gates, make sure everybody’s here. It’s like a little city out here during the Fair.
What do you look forward to about the Fair every year?
FAIR FOOD VENDORS: Lola Ramirez of Fresno is owner of Pepe’s Mariscos, a Mexican food trailer at the State Fair. For 15 years, Ramirez has traveled to fairs and events up and down California, selling her authentic Mexican seafood. She has four food trailers, enabling her to work up to 25 events a year, some of them scheduled at the same time as one another. On a busy day, Pepe’s can sell 300-400 carne asada tacos. “We love it because you make new family, new friends, at every fair,” Ramirez says. “People Facebook us, and wait for us to be there. You always get to meet someone new, and that’s what we like about it.”
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Marvin: It’s a good deal. I enjoy going out there. I just enjoy myself out there, enjoy the kids, keep ‘em happy. Sam: Everybody has what they like about the Fair, but my favorite is horse racing.
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What is one of your fondest memories from over the years? Marvin: My fondest memory is hitting 60 years [at the Fair]. A fair director once told me, “Marvin, do your job, keep your nose clean and you’ll be here a long time.” I think he was right! [The Stockton Boulevard fairgrounds] was a great place. One thing I’ll never forget — the admission when I was there was 50 cents. You’d drop it in the turnstile and that’s how you got into the fair.
*2009. Jobs were created directly by Fair and indirectly by ripple effect of Fair spending. **2009. Money was spent directly at Fair and by Fair participants on supplies, meals and lodging. Includes multiplier effect of those dollars being spent again by others in the community.
Sam: I have so many. My fondest memories are of the people we work with out here. It gets to be like a close-knit family.
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b E S T S TAT S Marvin Zgraggen, 88, and 2013 FAIR ATTENDANCE:
Sam Rinelli, 97, have nearly a
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Q&a wiTh The Fair’S oldeST employeeS
JObS CREATED by FAIR*:
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What business wouldn’t relish the idea of having their product seen by more than half a million people? The California State Fair offers that and more to the economy — it creates jobs, supports nonprofits and generates sales tax revenue. The contractors, vendors and food sellers that fill Cal Expo turn it into a bustling hub of commerce for 17 days. The biggest contractor is Butler Amusements, which will install 72 rides with names like Ex-Scream Machine and the Wave Swinger at Cal Expo this summer.
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“It is magical to see it come together,” says Butler Amusements Chief Operations Officer Lance Moyer. “It still is for me.” Founded in 1970 and based in Fairfield, Butler Amusements is a family owned and operated business that “plays” fairs across the West Coast. It’s now in its sixth year as the carnival provider for the California State Fair. At this
year’s Fair, they’ll employ a crew of 400, including ride operators, concessionaires and game workers. The people working the Fair are often far away from home and spend money at nearby hotels, restaurants and stores. For instance, the Costco next to Cal Expo reports sales of sugar, water and gasoline all go up around Fair time. The Fair also serves as an economic opportunity for businesses that rent space inside the fairgrounds, selling everything from kitchen gadgets to hot tubs. Some 286 vendors will rent space at this year’s Fair, with another 58 vendors selling food. Many are family-owned ventures.
ponies, Marv on the slots). Both say work-
ThEY KNOW ThE BEST
$196,776,000
The STory behind The buSineSSeS ThaT make The Fair FanTaSTic
enjoy cruising and gambling (Sam on the ing the Fair and various other events at
ECONOMIC IMPACT**:
Making the Fair
and Stockton Boulevard. The two buddies
RV SPACES RENTED yEAR-ROuND:
381
ShOPPING OPPORTuNITIES:
286
Cal Expo keep them busy.
What led to you getting a job at the Fair? Marvin: I was at the Army Depot and had a friend who worked at the State Fair. So in ‘48, he said, “Why don’t you come out?” So I went out there and worked parttime … doing maintenance work. [Today] I’m taking tickets at the main gate. Sam: When I retired, Marvin said, “Why not work at the fairgrounds?” I was looking for part-time work. I’ve done just about everything here. Now I come in early in the morning and open the gates, make sure everybody’s here. It’s like a little city out here during the Fair.
What do you look forward to about the Fair every year?
FAIR FOOD VENDORS: Lola Ramirez of Fresno is owner of Pepe’s Mariscos, a Mexican food trailer at the State Fair. For 15 years, Ramirez has traveled to fairs and events up and down California, selling her authentic Mexican seafood. She has four food trailers, enabling her to work up to 25 events a year, some of them scheduled at the same time as one another. On a busy day, Pepe’s can sell 300-400 carne asada tacos. “We love it because you make new family, new friends, at every fair,” Ramirez says. “People Facebook us, and wait for us to be there. You always get to meet someone new, and that’s what we like about it.”
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Marvin: It’s a good deal. I enjoy going out there. I just enjoy myself out there, enjoy the kids, keep ‘em happy. Sam: Everybody has what they like about the Fair, but my favorite is horse racing.
PARKING SPACES:
13,000
What is one of your fondest memories from over the years? Marvin: My fondest memory is hitting 60 years [at the Fair]. A fair director once told me, “Marvin, do your job, keep your nose clean and you’ll be here a long time.” I think he was right! [The Stockton Boulevard fairgrounds] was a great place. One thing I’ll never forget — the admission when I was there was 50 cents. You’d drop it in the turnstile and that’s how you got into the fair.
*2009. Jobs were created directly by Fair and indirectly by ripple effect of Fair spending. **2009. Money was spent directly at Fair and by Fair participants on supplies, meals and lodging. Includes multiplier effect of those dollars being spent again by others in the community.
Sam: I have so many. My fondest memories are of the people we work with out here. It gets to be like a close-knit family.
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Who let the dog out? The Hound of the Baskervilles designed to be performed by three male actors, each of whom plays himself, one of the three Baskervilles lead roles and a bunch of other cracked characters. Buck Busfield directs with the right frantic pacing, and his cast of B Street regulars works feverishly to deliver the silliness the script calls for. Ω
It would be easy to call B Street Theatre’s The Hound of the Baskervilles a dog. But it isn’t. It’s just that this irreverent makeover of Sir Arthur by Jim Carnes Conan Doyle’s most famous Sherlock Holmes mystery is madcap and slapstick and rife with the kind of bad beards, strange accents and quick costume changes that may seem fresh only if you haven’t seen such previous B Street shows as The Big Bang and The 39 Steps.
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It’s amusing but never quite the tour de force farce it strives to be. When Sir Charles Baskerville is found dead on the moor, his face frozen in fright and giant paw prints near his body, detective Sherlock Holmes (Jason Kuykendall) and his astute “assistant” Dr. Watson (Greg Alexander) are called to solve the mystery that involves an ancient family curse, an apparent hellhound and a deranged killer. The situation becomes more urgent when Sir Charles’ nephew and only known heir, Sir Henry Baskerville (John Lamb), arrives to claim the family home. Written by John Nicholson and Steven Canny for the British comedy troupe Peepolykus (pronounced “people like us”), the comedy premiered in 2007. It is
4 Provenance What value do books have as objects? Are books about experiences or about content? These are the questions raised in Elyzabeth Gregory Wilder’s play Provenance, in a world premiere production in the B3 Series at the B Street Theatre this month. They are worthy questions, addressed in the story of an isolated librarian in a mountaintop library of rare books, visited by an antiquarian in search of a particular copy of a particular book, the antiquarian’s angry daughter, and a local man with a romantic yen for her. Cleo (Kristine David), the librarian, would just like them all to leave. But people have a habit of pursuing their own agendas. As Frances, the antiquarian, Julia Brothers is delightfully droll, while her estranged daughter Amelia (Brittni Barger) is appropriately frustrated and hurt. As George, the retired would-be Romeo, Dan Harlan is a steadfast presence. But the show really belongs to the quirky Cleo, and David captures her nerdy goodness beautifully. More at home among the books, the disruptions wrought to her life by her insistent visitors really are the least of her troubles. There’s not enough good things to be said about the amazing set, which is a multilevel library of the sort bibliophiles dream of inhabiting, and director David Pierini has a deft touch that encourages the actors to use their bodies as much as the play’s dialogue. In fact, the only flaws in this production are in the age difference between Cleo and George—which is addressed only in a throwaway line (“You think I’m too old”) and comes across as uncomfortably familial rather than companionate—and in a too-pat resolution that does not address the question voracious readers most want answered: What will happen to the books? That’s because a book without a reader is, quite simply, a doorstop. —Kel Munger
Provenance, 7 p.m. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday; 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. Thursday; 8 p.m. Saturday; 1 p.m. Sunday; $23-$35. B Street Theatre B2 Space, 2711 B Street; (916) 443-5300; www.bstreettheatre.org. Through July 26.
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Journey’s End
Playwright R.C. Sherriff’s war drama mostly leaves the fighting and dying offstage, but out of sight does not mean out of mind. Written and first performed 10 years after the end of “the war to end all wars,” this drama— well-acted and tightly paced in this California Stage production—is as gripping and pertinent now as then. F, Sa 8pm; Su 2pm. Through 7/6. $15-$20. California Stage at the R25 Arts Center, 2509 R St.; (916) 451-5822; www.calstage.org. J.C.
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Maple & Vine
A high-powered modern married couple becomes disillusioned with the oppressive pressure of the 21st century and retreats to a gated community where the calendar always says 1955, and everyone is expected to live that time authentically. Stephanie Gularte and Wayne Lee are that couple; Jason Heil and Shannon Mahoney lead the ’50s colony, with Ryan Snyder the monkey wrench in all their lives. W 7pm; Th, F, Sa 8pm; Su 2pm. Through 7/20. $24-$38. Capital Stage, 2215 J St.; (916) 995-5464, www.capstage.org. J.C.
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Much Ado About Nothing
This Davis Shakespeare Festival production, set in Napa circa 1948, features stylish verbal fencing matches between antagonists-turned-lovers Benedick (Matt Edwards, who’s done multiple shows in New York) and Beatrice (Susanna Risser, a conservatorytrained actress who more than holds her own). Veteran pro Matt K. Miller is delicious as the clueless constable Dogberry. Much Ado alternates in repertory with the
musical She Loves Me. Th, F, Sa 8pm; Sa, Su 2pm. Through 8/3. $15-$20. Veterans Memorial Theatre, 203 E. 14th St. in Davis; (530) 802-0998; www.shakespearedavis.org. J.H.
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This chamber musical, staged by the Davis Shakespeare Ensemble for the Davis Shakespeare Festival, is this summer’s unexpected surprise—a stylish, charming, oldfashioned love story handled sweetly by director Gia Battista. Good performances (including two Actors’ Equity Association pros and several conservatory-trained performers), live music and lovely costumes make for a well-rounded and very entertaining show. She Loves Me runs in repertory, alternating with the Shakespeare comedy Much Ado About Nothing. Th, F, Sa 8pm; Sa, Su 2pm. Through 8/3. $15-$20. Veterans Memorial Theatre, 203 E. 14th St. in Davis; (530) 802-0998; www.shakespearedavis.org. J.H.
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The Submission by Jeff Talbott tackles a number of fascinating issues, including race, gender and sexual-orientation stereotyping and discrimination; who gets to claim a valid victims’ “voice,” and who gets to play the most-oppressed-group card. Under the direction of Jouni Kirjola, this Big Idea Theatre cast adds depth to the story of two passionate people who believe strongly in each of their personal stories. Th, F, Sa 8pm. Through 7/5. $10-$20. Big Idea Theatre, 1616 Del Paso Blvd.; (916) 960-3036; www.bigideatheatre.com. P.R.
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Here’s a unique Fourth of July-related theater program: The Center for Spiritual Awareness presents the CSA 4th of July Carnival: Picnic & Performance. The event runs from noon to 4 p.m. on Friday, July 4, and features kids activities, picnic food and two productions. The first theater piece, America the Change, begins at 1:30 p.m. and involves teens “exploring their relationship to the country in which they are living” through dance, spoken word and live music, according to a press release. Following that, Generation Next Media will perform The Living Constitution: A Lively Look at the Creation of America. It’s a farcical look at the 14 months that the Founding Fathers of the United States spent creating and debating the document that still affects our nation (the fight for ratification is styled as a WWE wrestling match). $5-$10, noon to 4 p.m. on Friday, July 4, at Center for Spiritual Awareness, 1275 Starboard Drive in West Sacramento; (818) 458-6618; www.csasacramento.org. —Jonathan Mendick
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Begin Again is director John Carney’s blatant attempt to recapture the magic of his 2006 surprise hit Once, and if it seems churlish to hold this shiny by Daniel Barnes new product’s feet to that previous film’s lo-fi flame, blame Carney for rubbing our noses in it. If all Carney wanted was to make yet another lame Hollywood romantic comedy, no one would bother summoning the ghost of Once. Instead, he practically begs for the comparison, restaging his underground creation as prototypical genre glop, and only those uninitiated to Once will be able to regard Begin Again on those wretched terms alone.
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“Relax, you’re a manic pixie—it doesn’t matter if you can actually sing. Or play guitar.”
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The Fair Oaks Theater Festival first play of the season “The Brain From Planet X” opens June 20th at the Veterans Memorial Amphitheatre in Fair Oaks Village. The play, presented in partnership with American River College, is about an affectionate and hilarious send-up of bad 50s sci-fi movies. “The Brain” tells the story of an alien invasion circa 1958. Director Bob Irvin as again put together an all star cast. A Brain played by Michael Coleman and its two alien cohorts, Corey Winfield as Zubrick and Christianne Klein as Yoni, arrive on Earth and plan to take over the San Fernando Valley. It’s the first step on the road to their quest to take over the entire planet and to destroy the family unit starting with the Bunson family with Dan Sattel as Fred Bunson, his wife Joyce Bunson played by Analise Langford-Clark and their daughter Donna played
by Emily Simpson. This rousing toe-tapping musical features a dancing, singing brain…what more could you want from a musical. The rest of the cast include Joseph Hart as General Mills, Jacob Tucker as Private Partz. Professor Leder is played by Aaron Bayless and Rod is played by Cody Alexander. Jonathan Blum pulls it all together as the Narrator. “The Brain From Planet X” is from a book written by David Wechter and Bruce Kimmel, with music and lyrics by Bruce Kimmel. The play premiered in Los Angeles to rave reviews. The Los Angeles Times call “The Brain From Planet X”, “Wildly funny... wittily staged, sharply cast and graced with some catchy numbers.” The Beverly Hills Outlook called “The Brain, “Fun theatre! Silly, spoofy, and goofy!”
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Carney may have gone into Begin Again hoping to tell an uplifting musical story about a dreamer and a burnout reconciling artistic integrity and commercial success on the streets of New York City, but the sugary dud he spit out is meta-Exhibit A for the argument that studio filmmaking is a creative deathtrap. In many respects, the slavish, Americanized knockoff Begin Again is the spiritual opposite of Once—call it Never Again. Everything fresh and original about Once has been recycled and sanitized, and Begin Again is broad and excessive where Once was charming and concise. The rumpled male lead is now a struggling music executive desperate for one last chance at whatever (Mark Ruffalo), the mousy Czech songwriter has become a manic pixie nightmare played by Keira Knightley, and the only major actor in this musical who can actually sing is Adam Levine of Maroon 5, and he can’t act. Despite all of its obvious concessions to box-office projections and itchy test audiences, Begin Again espouses some childishly selfdefensive notions about “selling out.” Naturally, all of the executives in this universe are portrayed as automatons, even when you can spot the script notes their real-life counterparts forced into the picture. This is similar to the way that Hollywood blockbusters sell plastic
toys and soft drinks by having their heroes shun commodification and compromise, and by turning every villain into a corporate shark. Perhaps Carney has simply lost his touch— one example of a sequence that works in theory but not onscreen comes when Ruffalo’s rumpled producer Dan hears Knightley’s jilted songwriter Greta perform for the first time. Although she only has an acoustic guitar for accompaniment, Ruffalo begins to flesh out the song in his head, and we see the unmanned instruments lying about the stage come to life around her. But instead of literalizing the live-wire alchemy between a song and an arrangement, the scene just comes off as bad puppetry. The overproduction in this sequence also highlights a major problem with the music in Begin Again: Namely, that it is quite poor. Although the film hinges on a philosophical disconnect between the business side of the music industry and the burning desire of artistic creation, there is barely a difference between the album oriented rock slop the movie rejects and the AOR slop it embraces. When Knightley complains that one of her songs is “buried in production,” the line is delivered completely without irony, even though every song here rests in that same sonic graveyard. Making his dramatic feature film debut, Levine is a wooden disaster, and yet he comes off little worse than the Academy Award-nominated veterans who surround him. Knightley is unnecessarily grim, and although she is credited for all of Greta’s vocal performances, her processors and overdubbers fail to get their due. Ruffalo is a very good actor within a limited range, and thus probably more dependent than most performers on strong material, but Carney’s cornball script does him few favors.
The only major actor in this musical who can actually sing is Adam Levine of Maroon 5, and he can’t act. Begin Again has an irresistible concept and all of the necessary elements to make it work, but instead of trusting that, Carney overloads the film with artifice and plot. By the time the film’s pushy charm starts to kick in, with Dan recording Greta in front of various NYC landmarks, it is far too late. Begin Again feels like it should work, but never does, and in that sense the film is a lot like one of those God-awful Rock and Roll Hall of Fame jam bands, where talented musicians team up to create a tuneless cacophony. Ω
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“Wait, am I in the Woody Allen role?!”
Earth to Echo
A handful of suburban kids (Teo Halm, Brian “Astro” Bradley, Reese Hartwig, Ella Wahlestedt) try to help an alien from another galaxy who has been stranded on Earth, even as the little fellow becomes the subject of an intense search by shadowy government agents. Sound familiar? Director Dave Green and writers Henry Gayden and Andrew Panay ransack the early career of Steven Spielberg— mostly E.T., of course, but with generous helpings of Close Encounters and The Goonies thrown in—giving it a contrived found-video look. The rip-off is so blatant that it makes any discussion of acting (pretty good), special effects (decent) or editing (fair) beside the point: This is the most shameless act of near-plagiarism since Star Trek cribbed that “The Trouble With Tribbles” episode from Robert A. Heinlein’s 1952 sci-fi novel The Rolling Stones. J.L.
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How to Train Your Dragon 2
The Viking teenager Hiccup (voice by Jay Baruchel) returns with his dragon pal Toothless, this time forced to deal with a wicked warlord (Djimon Hounsou) who is recruiting an army of dragons to feed his lust for conquest and destruction. The first movie back in 2010 was a delightful surprise; this sequel, not so much. With around 100 minutes of movie strung out over 25 minutes worth of plot, writer-director Dean DeBlois resorts to cribbing elements from other movies—the Harry Potter series, the Star Wars saga, Pirates of the Caribbean, Japanese monster movies and so on. The first movie satisfied itself with cribbing the Aesop fable about Androcles and the lion, and it was more fun that way. J.L.
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The Immigrant
For two decades now, from Little Odessa to Two Lovers to his latest effort The Immigrant, the films of director James Gray have held a tantalizing and barely unrealized promise. Telling the story of a fresh-off-the-boat Polish immigrant (Marion Cotillard) who falls in with a shady club promoter (Joaquin Phoenix, anachronistic and uncharacteristically one-dimensional) in early 20th century New York City, The Immigrant is classic almost-there Gray—solemnly pitched, lovingly mounted, emotionally cool and ultimately empty. The Immigrant is an interesting attempt to make a deliberately old-fashioned American epic, and the sepia-tinged images recall period-appropriate silent films as much as they do yellowed photographs. Gray carves away genre trappings to expose the smalltime chintziness and chicanery at the heart of the American Dream, but what’s left is just a carcass of clichés, and the line between re-examining well-worn tropes and recycling them is practically nonexistent. D.B.
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Jersey Boys
The rise and fall of the 1960s singing group the Four Seasons, as directed by Clint Eastwood and written by Marshall Brickman and Rick Elice (based on their Tony Awardwinning jukebox musical). The movie could stand to be at least 20 minutes shorter, and there’s a pileup of endings in the last scenes. Also, it suffers from a Catch-22: Almost nobody who wasn’t there remembers or cares about the Four Seasons, while those who were will be annoyed by the movie’s many anachronisms and false notes in the period look. Still, the music is first-rate and the acting even better, including star-making performances by John Lloyd Young as Frankie Valli and Vincent Piazza as Tommy DeVito. Erich Bergen and Michael Lomenda, also excellent, play the other two Seasons, and Christopher Walken adds heft as a benign mob boss. J.L.
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The Fault in Our Stars
Romance blossoms between two teenage cancer patients (Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort). Directed by Josh Boone and adapted by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber from John Green’s wildly successful novel (124 weeks and counting on The New York Times Best Sellers list), the movie is Love Story for the 21st century—though that’s a bit unfair: Love Story—book and movie—was lousy. This one, book and movie, is artfully constructed— a dash of Holden Caulfield without the acid, enough character for good actors to sink their teeth into, yet generic enough to appeal to a maximum teen audience. It’s essentially a two-character show: Elgort is handsome and appealing, while Woodley continues her steady progress to stardom. J.L.
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EVERY THURSDAY.
An aspiring stand-up comic (Jenny Slate) has to grow up when she finds herself dumped by her boyfriend, fired from her day job and pregnant from a one-night stand. Writer-director Gillian Robespierre’s movie has an earnest indie sweetness that’s oddly winning. It’s pleasantly prickly and interesting, and Slate’s slacker angst is comical and touching by turns. Still, Robespierre can’t always conceal the formula we recognize from slicker, more upscale studio rom-coms: the stereotypical rat-bastard ex (Paul Brigante), the handsome nice guy who may offer true love (Jake Lacy), the wisecracking woman pal (Gaby Hoffmann), the gay best friend from Central Casting (Gabe Liedman) and so on. The movie’s raunchy-female-Woody Allen-from-the-1970s vibe rings an overfamiliar bell, but it goes down easily enough. J.L.
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The Signal
Three young people on a cross-country road trip (Brenton Thwaites, Olivia Cooke, Beau Knapp) become aware that they’re being tracked by a mysterious hacker who first caught their attention by hacking into the MIT databases when they were all students there. They track his signal to an empty house in the middle of the Nevada desert, then suddenly there’s a confusion of screams and violence, and one of them (Thwaites) wakes up in some sort of hospital—or prison—where he is subjected to interrogation by a man in a hazmat suit (Laurence Fishburne). The script to this murky mess, credited to Carlyle Eubank, David Frigerio and director William Eubank, is plotless, senseless, pointless, annoying junk. It plays like a student project by a film-school slacker after OD-ing on Stanley Kubrick and marijuana. J.L.
Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon
Talent agent Shep Gordon made his name by managing Alice Cooper and others to superstardom, but according to the documentary Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon, his most potent quality is a generous spirit that has endeared him to everyone, including Michael Douglas, Tom Arnold and the Dalai Lama. Actor Mike Myers co-directs Supermensch (along with Beth Aala), but he also appears onscreen to add to the litany of celebrity testimonials. When Myers calls his subject “the nicest person I’ve ever met,” and describes how Gordon nurtured him through a rough patch in his life, it’s a sure sign that we’re in the land of the puff piece. At least it’s a fast-paced and calorie-free puff piece with enough name-dropping to hold your attention, not unlike an Us Weekly magazine cover story, although it would have been more interesting to know how the sausage was made. D.B.
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From the title card that reads “Ten years after the collapse” to the opening images of stark wastelands and Guy Pearce’s weathered face, David Michôd’s The Rover wants you to know that it is really, really dark. It would like to be a cerebral, “slow cinema” take on apocalyptic Aussie films like The Road Warrior and Wake in Fright, but The Rover isn’t cerebral, just slow, and feels like the work of a talented and ambitious filmmaker with nothing to say. The Australian native Michôd broke through in 2010 with the excellent crime drama Animal Kingdom, and he still shows a talent for dreamily unsettling images, shocking cuts, efficient storytelling and incoherent soundtrack selections. But when the gasoline-powered pursuit at the film’s center starts to stall, so does the story, and after a tense opening act, The Rover suddenly becomes enamored with its own navel. D.B.
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A fast-food worker (Melissa McCarthy) gets fired for being an unreliable slob, then comes home to find her husband having a romantic dinner with another woman (Toni Collette, shamefully wasted). At the end of her rope, she sets out with her alcoholic grandmother (Susan Sarandon) on a road trip to Niagara Falls. Co-written by McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone (who also directed), the movie is as disorderly and obnoxious as its title character. Meanwhile, a top-flight supporting cast (Allison Janney, Gary Cole, Kathy Bates, Sandra Oh, Dan Aykroyd) has little to do but stand watching the star thrash around, then line up at the end for an unconvincing group hug. McCarthy often shines as a supporting actress (remember Bridesmaids?), but as a star, her bag of tricks is beginning to look pretty shallow. J.L.
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The couples from 2012’s Think Like a Man (Michael Ealy and Taraji P. Henson, Romany Malco and Meagan Good, Jerry Ferrara and Gabriel Union, Terrence Jenkins and Regina Hall) hit Las Vegas for a wedding, with pal Kevin Hart organizing the bachelor party and Jenkins’ character’s mother (Jenifer Lewis) taking command of the bride and bridesmaids. Writers Keith Merryman and David A. Newman felt the need to write a sequel, but couldn’t come up with a story, so they recycled stale jokes from The Hangover, Last Vegas, etc., only cleaned up and toned down to preserve a PG-13 rating. Results are predictably lame and lamely predictable. Director Tim Story, as usual, is hopelessly lost, and the heavy lifting falls to the appealing cast, who all deserve better material. Here’s one thing that happened in Vegas and should have stayed there. J.L.
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Where to start? The American flag. “I just got picked up by Red Bull.” Magic hour on every point of the globe, all of the time, always. “These alien guns kick ass!” Transformium. “What we do here is science.” Monument Valley. “Mission accomplished” and “cut and run.” Action scenes set in slums. King Arthur, high-school football and the Holocaust. “It’s sucking up metal and dropping it!” Creepy, daddy-daughter sex anxiety. “I’m a wicked warrior robot.” Product placement for Bud Light and automatic weaponry. “Don’t bitch out on me! Are you gonna bitch out on me?” Mark Wahlberg wears glasses to pass as a scientist in this world, and it works. “Algorithms! Math!” In short, this fourth installment of Michael Bay’s long-form paean to soullessness is better than some of its predecessors and worse than others, but God only knows which ones or why. D.B.
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As Matt Sertich departs for Los Angeles, the singer-songwriter reflects on a new musical life Since the early ’90s, local musician Matt Sertich has done musical endeavors as diverse as leading a guitardriven punk-rock band and fronting a synth-pop by Aaron Carnes project. But now, he’s trying the one thing he’s never before attempted: going solo. “I’ve been in bands since I was a kid,” Sertich says. “As I’ve gotten older, I’ve had to slowly but surely get out of that if I wanted to really grow, if I wanted to just be a singer-songwriter. It’s almost been a backward process for me.”
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Catch Matt Sertich’s last-ever Sacramento gig (for a while, anyway) at 11:30 a.m. on Thursday, July 10, at Fremont Park, 16th and Q streets. There is no cover. More info is at www.facebook.com/ mattsertichmusic.
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“My routine was get up, drink coffee, go to the studio, rehearse, go to work, come home, get up, repeat,” Sertich says. In June, he released his debut solo, The Only Way Out Is Through, which he’ll take down south with him as a calling card of sorts. The record, a mix of synth and pianobased tracks represents a shift with a more mellow sound than what was heard on the last Generals’ album. “I grew up with a lot of punk stuff. Descendents, Misfits, the Damned, Hüsker Dü—just really good punk music—but I really love Elton John, Whitney Houston— just melody,” Sertich says. “As I got older, I just kept growing with my singing. I didn’t want to be afraid of what people thought, [but instead] write music like I love, like Elton John, Lionel Richie—just good songs,” Sertich says. Working alone taught Sertich a lot. Not having another person to share creative duties with, he delved deeper into his craft. He’s even learned that he hasn’t been singing in the best range for his voice—his solo songs are in a lower register than the ones he sang for the band.
The Generals, which initially started as a punk band à la Green Day and Fifteen, eventually switched gears and re-emerged with a new sound in the mid-2000s. Now, Sertich, who will play on Thursday, July 10, at Fremont Park, is leaving that all behind, putting everything on the line and moving to Los Angeles to try to make it as a solo artist. “I’m a lifer. This is all I really know what to do. I wait tables, I play music. I’m at the point where I want to do whatever it takes. I don’t have any obstacles,” Sertich says. When he was younger, Sertich held a very narrow definition of success: Getting a record deal and getting on the radio. Now, as he prepares for L.A., he says he has a broader idea of what constitutes “making it.” “Licensing is so huge these days, getting my music in a commercial, a movie—those are real opportunities. If you get on a film, a million people are going to watch,” Sertich says. “There’s no money to be made in touring if you’re a band no one’s [heard] of.” The Generals released six albums during their run. Their last record, Keep Your Lights On, a combination of Coldplay-esque stadium rock and Depeche Mode-styled synth tunes, was released early last year. After its release, Sertich began working on solo material almost immediately, visiting the Generals’ practice space daily for more than a year to write and record.
“ I’m a lifer. This is all I really know what to do. I wait tables, I play music. I’m at the point where I want to do whatever it takes.” Matt Sertich singer-songwriter Sertich says he’s optimistic about his move. “The Generals, we were spinning our wheels. We put 10 grand into a record. We believed in our music, we knew it was strong, but we weren’t really touring a lot,” Sertich says. “I’m going out there knowing what I’m going out there for. Sometimes when you make one big decision, it just starts to open things up.” Ω
Fiddletown, USA Country lovin’: I brought an Australian tourist to a country show last Friday night. Sure enough, he said he had never felt more American in his life. An amazing, rowdy crowd filled Harlow’s Restaurant & Nightclub to see the Brothers Comatose. But the opener, the Defibulators from Brooklyn stole the show. I know, I know. A honky-tonk country band from hipster-heavy, country-music-hating Brooklyn? It makes no sense, but the Defibulators performed a raucous, honest-to-God, all-American set. They sang about working hard at a job you hate to pay your bar tab, even though it’s the job that makes you drink in the first place; endless credit-card debt; and an 18-wheeler with go-go dancers in the back— a.k.a. the American Dream. Still, the Defibulators are from Brooklyn. Frontman Bug Jennings introduced songs in an obscure fashion, sandwiching together words like “hillbilly,” “metaphysical” and “discourse.” And, naturally, the crew was spotted eating brunch at hip, vegetarian Mother the next day. By the time the Brothers Comatose arrived onstage, the packed house was already liquored up, dancing and screaming. The five San Francisco musicians—only two are brothers—all play bluegrass string instruments, but with rock-song structures. That means epic mandolin and fiddle solos. They also, on more than one occasion, all got on their knees and slowly leaned backward while still plucking along—nearly disappearing from view and sending the crowd into a frenzy. I was especially impressed with the upright bassist’s balancing act—plus, under a bright spotlight, he played a jaw harp. A fan in a neon-orange Giants jersey wandered across the stage, grinning at everyone and stoked as hell. The band passed out chopsticks to the audience for a collective rhythm section. The encore chants caused some to plug their ears and wince. And that encore ended up being a cover of Weezer’s “Say It Ain’t So,” proving that you can really never predict anything.
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Well, the members of Dot Hacker have played with all of those bands at some point. Frontman Josh Klinghoffer is the current guitarist in the Red Hot Chili Peppers and was even inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Dot Hacker’s members are sort of like freelancers in the music biz—they’re constantly involved in other projects or on tour with other bands. But Dot Hacker is their own thing. As bassist Jonathan Hischke said: “I’m in 30 bands, but also in no other bands at all.” Dot Hacker plays The Center for the Arts (314 W. Main Street in Grass Valley) on Tuesday, July 8, at 8 p.m. for $12. The show is a sort of homecoming for Klinghoffer, who grew up in Nevada County. And Hischke actually met Klinghoffer while living in Nevada City and playing in Hella, Sacramento’s seminal math-rock band. That one year in Hella was huge for Hischke— it signaled a permanent move to California from Chicago. “It was like an end of an era. I was so charmed by California,” he said. Sacramento won him over, too—“Best trees in America”—and he hopes Dot Hacker will play a gig in town this fall. He certainly gets regular reminders of Sacto in Los Angeles—he said he’s constantly running into other former local bands, like Two Sheds and Tera Melos. Dot Hacker released part one of its second album, How’s Your Process?, on Tuesday. The second group of six songs will arrive in October. Hischke said the band desperately wanted the record to fit on vinyl—and didn’t want to cut any tracks—so the collection was split into two. The first part certainly stands on its own, featuring Dot Hacker’s complex, eclectic rock— spacey vocals, experimental rhythms and noise swirling with synth.
KaraoKe niGhTly in our FronT bar plus aWesoMe Food speCials
Nevada County stars: The words “Dot Hacker” may not mean too much to you. But these definitely should: Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gnarls Barkley, P.J. Harvey, Broken Bells and Hella.
—Janelle Bitker
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Live karaoke saT 07/05 // 9PM // $5
KNCI 18 & over College WedNesdays $2, $3, $4 drINK speCIals
swahiLi Passion veins To wires ruby jaye
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coMedy 6-8PM band audiTions 8-12aM // free Mon 07/07 // 8PM // $10
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The darLing cLeMenTines
$2 pbr & $3 loNg IslaNds 8pm - 9pm
burLesque Tue 07/08 // 8PM
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9pm - 10pm $4 JaCK & $3 Coors lIght
greaTfuL dead/bob dyLan revue wed 07/09 // 8PM // $5
The buMPTeT & harrison b uPcoMing shows:
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2708 J Street Sacramento, CA 916.441.4693 www.harlows.com - July 3 -
THRIVE SIMPLE CREATION 7PM • $8 ADV
SHERYL THE SOCCER MOM, TRISTAN JOHNSON, DOBOY 9:30PM • $20
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MIDNIGHT PLAYERS
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BLACK PUSSY MOTHERSHIP, HORSENECK 7PM • $8 ADV
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ROBERT FRANCIS & THE NIGHT TIDE
- July 7 -
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENTS TOUR WITH
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TBD = BFD: If you somehow haven’t seen the TBD Fest lineup yet, get online right now, because I don’t have enough space to list the madness. Justice, Blondie and Empire of the Sun headline the West Sacramento festival previously known as Launch. But the lineup is packed with excellent electronicdance and general party music. Mark your calendars for October 3-5, and head to www.tbdfest.com.
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Sophia’s Thai Kitchen, 9 p.m., $12 Best known as the drummer for indie-folk band Bon Iver, S. Carey is a creator of similarly lush, pensive sounds as a solo artist. He’s INDIE FOLK on tour supporting his sophomore record Range of Light, named after the Sierra Nevada. Carey’s music is strongly rooted in natural beauty, with each track inspired by a landscape—check out his Instagram. But it’s also influenced by classical and jazz arrangements; songs are detail-oriented, precise and meditative. Additional percussion—spoons on thighs, taps on glass bottles—brings a rustic quality to counter the reverb. Listen to “Crown the Pines” for a swirl of Carey’s quiet voice, Bon Iver frontman Justin Vernon’s iconic falsetto, and racing violins. 129 E Street, Suite E in Davis; www.scarey.org.
Fox & Goose, 9 p.m., $5
Shine, 8 p.m., $5
For about five years, Sacramento jazz duo the Afterlife has been experimenting with a style they call “swing bop.” Tyson Graf plays some pretty pacy bebop solos, while Zack Sapunor slaps the upright bass and sings lyrics to popular jazz tunes. Here, “slaps the upright bass” isn’t just a played-out reference to I Love You, Man, either. Sapunor really slaps it, and the sound of the strings hitting the fretboard—combined with Graf’s guitar strumming—creates each song’s rhythm. Their two instruments and one JAZZ voice reimagine old jazz classics into fun new fusion tunes. They’re performing with Sacramento reggae group the Scratch Outs. 1001 R Street,www.face book.com/afterlifejazz.
Blue Lamp, 8 p.m., $10
If you’re smart enough to stick around Sacramento for the Fourth of July weekend, you just might find there are quite a few good shows happening then. Egg, a fivepiece groove, funk and rock band will be playing an intimate show at one of downROCK town’s coolest all-ages music venues, Shine. Although the venue’s ownership somewhat recently changed hands, let’s just say the changes have been for the better. Now, we’re seeing a surge of good bands coming out of the woodwork to play there. One listen to Egg’s Overly Easy EP should be more than enough to entice newcomers to come forth and experience the band. 1400 E Street,www.eggeth.com.
—Jonathan Mendick
—Eddie Jorgensen
Ice City is coming to Sacramento! For those not in the know, “Ice City” is slang for North Oakland. It’s also where the hiphop crew Bearfaced hails from. HD (a.k.a. High Definition), one of the main figures in Bearfaced, is headlining the Blue Lamp this Saturday. Like the rest of crew (Ditty, Lil Joe, 6Hunnit, G-Dirty, Lil Rod, Sippa, Mel Zoda), HD brings weed-soaked, laid-back, gritty beats, topped with braggadociofilled lyrics and tales of personal struggle and trials and tribulations. He just released his latest album, Bad Habits (Stuck in My Old Ways), and stops in Sacramento HIP-HOP along a stretch of West Coast dates. 1400 Alhambra Boulevard,www.bearfacedent.com.
—Aaron Carnes
—Janelle Bitker
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Sargeist
The David Mayfield Parade
Harlow’s Restaurant & Nightclub, 10 p.m., $6-$12 Imagine a mixtape with “Car Wash” by Rose Royce; “Low Rider” or “The Cisco Kid” by War; “Let it Whip” by Dazz Band; “Get Down on It” or “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang; plus hits by Chic; Madonna; Chaka Khan; and Earth, Wind & Fire. Then imagine that mixtape in the form of a live band. The result is the Midnight Players. The Sacramento cover band formed in 1977 when the “old-school” sound was still new. Four of the founding members (Rudy Betancourt, Manuel Cervin, Michael Sellars R&B and Raul Mejia) have been joined by newer members to play ’60s through 2000s R&B, funk and dance favorites. 2708 J Street, www.midnight players.com.
Torch Club, 8 p.m., no cover There’s something rather simian about San Jose rockers the English Language, with a sound that’s one part pop rock, by way of ROCK the Monkees; one part psychedelic garage rock, akin to the Arctic Monkeys (frontman Kyle Langlois even sounds a little British at times). Structurally speaking, the group’s songs lean a little more toward its 1960s predecessors and the era when the get-in-get-out pop song saturated airwaves. Tracks from the English Language’s 2014 release This Is Science/Rock & Roll average about two minutes and are decidedly lo-fi. The LoLos from Chico open up this free Sunday-night show. 904 15th Street, www.englishlanguagemusic.tumblr.com.
—Deena Drewis
Starlite Lounge, 9 p.m., $15
Sophia’s Thai Kitchen, 9 p.m., $5
After 15 years of existence, Finnish black-metal band Sargeist will visit Sacramento to deliver a ferocious, vitriol-laden wall of sound. What started as simply a solo project for guitarist Shautraug (a.k.a. Ville Pystynen) has turned into one of the scariest bands in its genre. To date, Sargeist has delivered three demos, two split EPs, three split singles, four albums, and two more of their own EPs. If you’re looking for unsettling music on the dark side with a lean BLACK METAL toward the occult, satanism and borderline chaos, look no further. Vocalist Hoath Torog (a.k.a. Marko Saarikalle) will rip your insides out and deliver them back riddled with disease. 1517 21st Street,www.facebook.com/ thetruesargeist.
—Trina L. Drotar
David Mayfield is not afraid to be different. Mayfield, brother of rocker Jessica Lea Mayfield, is very comfortable in his own creative skin, and his sophomore album, 2013’s Good Man Down, proves it. In a way, ROOTS ROCK the video for “Human Cannonball” tells you all you need to know. Mayfield’s plaintive vocals and heart-tugging lyrics about a fragile relationship are not only augmented by the track’s folk and country rhythms and epic rock ’n’ roll choruses, but the expertly choreographed sequences make this feel like a dream that has gone way too far down the rabbit hole. It’s weird stuff, but delightfully so. 129 E Street, Suite E in Davis; www.davidmayfieldparade.net.
—Eddie Jorgensen
—Brian Palmer
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HAPPY 4TH (CLOSED)
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ADAM ROTH (FROM AMERICAN IDOL)
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DELTA CITY RAMBLERS
July 19
DENVER J BAND & ALI K
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GROUND SCORE WILLIE
july 26
SEA LEGS
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BADLANDS
Tipsy Thursdays, Top 40 deejay dancing, 9pm, call for cover
2003 K St., (916) 448-8790 101 Main St., Roseville; (916) 774-0505
BLUE LAMP
STORYTELLERS, NECKTIE KILLERS, THE FUNICELLOS; 8pm, $7
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Saturday Boom, 9pm, call for cover
Sin Sunday, 8pm, call for cover
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ADAM ROTH, 9:30pm, no cover
VAGABOND BROTHERS, 2pm, no cover
HD, KUTT E, JP, YUNG DROOPY, HUNNID; Get Down to the Champion Sound 8pm, $10 reggae night, 9pm-2am, $3
WRINGS, NTNT, NATIONAL LINES; 8pm Tu, $5; Naughty Trivia, 8pm W, no cover
THE BOARDWALK
RINGS OF SATURN, ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS, AURAS; 6:30pm W, $12-$14
CENTER FOR THE ARTS
DOT HACKER, GOLDEN SHOULDERS; 8pm Tu, $10-$12
9426 Greenback Ln., Orangevale; (916) 988-9247 314 W. Main St., Grass Valley; (530) 274-8384
THE COZMIC CAFÉ
594 Main St., Placerville; (530) 642-8481
Open-mic, 7:30pm, no cover
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DIVE BAR
1022 K St., (916) 737-5999
JONNY MOJO, 8pm, $8
CHAD WILKINS, 7pm, $5
DJ Julian Pierce, 10pm, call for cover
DJ Amy Robins, 10pm, call for cover
Dueling Pianos, 9pm, no cover
FACES Hey local bands!
Fabulous and Gay Fridays, 9pm, call for cover
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KUMANDAE, 8pm, $20
1000 K St., (916) 832-4751
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SUNDAY 7/6
Hip-hop and Top 40 Deejay dancing, 9pm, $5-$10
2000 K St., (916) 448-7798
Hip-hop and Top 40 Deejay dancing, 9pm, $5-$10
FOX & GOOSE
MARTY COHEN & THE SIDEKICKS, 8pm, no cover
THE SCRATCH OUTS, THE AFTERLIFE; 9pm, $5
G STREET WUNDERBAR 228 G St., Davis; (530) 756-9227
WEST NILE RAMBLERS, 9:30pm, no cover
THE WISEMAN, 9pm, $15
THE GOLDEN BEAR
DJ Shaun Slaughter, 10pm, call for cover
1001 R St., (916) 443-8825
2326 K St., (916) 441-2252
DJ Crook One, 10pm, call for cover
HALFTIME BAR & GRILL 2708 J St., (916) 441-4693
So You Think You Got Bars rap battle, 6pm, $15; Esau Mcgraw, 10pm, $20
LEVEL UP FOOD & LOUNGE
Karaoke, 9pm, no cover
2431 J St., (916) 448-8768
LUNA’S CAFÉ & JUICE BAR
Joe Montoya’s Poetry Unplugged, 8pm, $2
MARILYN’S ON K
B&B MUSIC FACTORY, SEA LEGS, CEDRIC; 8:30pm, $5
1414 16th St., (916) 441-3931 908 K St., (916) 446-4361
ISLAND OF BLACK & WHITE, 9pm, no cover
BRIAN ROGERS, 9pm Tu, no cover; IDEATEAM, 9pm W, no cover
Dragalicious, 9pm, $5
Queer Idol, 9pm M, no cover; Latin night, 9pm Tu, $5; DJ Alazzawi, 9pm W, $3 Open-mic, 7:30pm M; Pub Quiz, 7pm Tu; Northern Soul, 8pm W, no cover
Industry Night, 9pm, call for cover
UNLICENSED THERAPY, 9pm, $5
5681 Lonetree Blvd., Rocklin; (916) 626-6366
HARLOW’S
DJ Whores, 10pm, no cover
DJ Kennedy Jones, 10pm W, call for cover
MIDNIGHT PLAYERS, 10pm, $6-$12
Trivia night, W, call for cover Trivia night, 7:30-9pm Tu, no cover
THE REUNION, 7pm, $19.64-$24
TIMOTHY RHYME, 7pm M, $8; THRIVE, 8pm Tu, $10; BLACK PUSSY, 8pm W, $10 Hip-hop and R&B deejay dancing, 9:16pm Tu, no cover
DON HOWARD, DNA, TIN CAT, BRET BINGHAM, PETE HOLDEN; 8pm, no cover You Front The Band Live Karaoke, 9pm, call for cover
SWAHILI PASSION, VEINS TO WIRES, RUBY JAYE; 8pm, $5
Nebraska Mondays, 7:30pm M, $5-$20; Comedy night, 8pm W, $6 Marilyn’s Talent Showcase, 6pm, no cover
Darling Clementines burlesque, 8pm M, $10; Greatest Stories Ever Told, 8pm Tu
1000 K Street, Sacramento, CA 95814
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SATURDAY 7/5
1119 21st St., (916) 549-2779
HI SCORES, DJ CrookOne, DJ Epik, 9:30pm, $5
Deejay dancing, 9pm, no cover before 10pm; $5 after 10pm
Electronic, house, nu-disco, techno, dub- Goth, darkwave, industrial, electronic step deejay dancing, 9pm, call for cover deejay dancing, 9pm-3am, call for cover
Swing dancing, 7:30pm Tu, $6; Salsa lessons, 7:30pm-midnight W, $5
OLD IRONSIDES
Karaoke, 9pm, no cover
WILLIAM MYLAR, 5pm, no cover
Lipstick Weekender, 9:30pm, $5
Karaoke w/ Sac City Entertainment, 9pm Tu, no cover; Open-mic, 9pm W, no cover
ON THE Y
Karaoke, 9pm, no cover
MIDTOWN BARFLY
1901 10th St., (916) 442-3504 670 Fulton Ave., (916) 487-3731
THE PARK ULTRA LOUNGE 1116 15th St., (916) 442-7222
PARLARE EURO LOUNGE
Top 40, 9pm, no cover
1009 10th St., (916) 448-8960
Open-mic comedy, 9pm, no cover
DJ Eddie Edul, 9pm-2am, $15
DJ Peeti V, 9pm-2am, $15
Asylum Downtown: Gothic, industrial, EBM dancing, 9pm, call for cover
Top 40, Mashups, 9pm, no cover
DJ Club mixes, 10pm, no cover
POWERHOUSE PUB
BRODIE STEWART, 10pm, call for cover
THE PRESS CLUB
Jams w/ DJs Travis, Brian and Raftr, 9pm, no cover
SHADY LADY SALOON
TESSIE MARIE AND THE POOR MAN BAND, 9pm, no cover
1409 R St., (916) 231-9121
Karaoke, 9pm Tu, no cover
NUNCHUCK TAYLOR, 10pm, call for cover
JERAMY NORRIS, 3pm, call for cover
THE SOUL SHINE BAND, LP SESSIONS, ROSWELL; 8pm W, $5
Top 40 w/ DJ Rue, 9pm, $5
Top 40 Night w/ DJ Larry Rodriguez, 9pm, $5
Sunday Night Soul Party, 9pm, $5
WOLFHOUSE, BIG WATER BEAT, THE MISSING TEETH; 9pm, $5
CRESCENT KATZ, 9pm, no cover
ZORELLI, 9pm, no cover
ALEX JENKINS, 9pm, no cover
DJ Crook, 9pm Tu, no cover; JAZZ GITAN, 9pm W, no cover
SOL COLLECTIVE
Wisechild with Nasrockswell, El Indio, Bine and Linl Witchie 8pm Saturday, $5. Sol Collective Hip-hop
Ballroom dancing with Jim Truesdale, 6:30pm W, no cover
MIDNIGHT PLAYERS, 9pm, $10
3443 Laguna Blvd., Elk Grove; (916) 226-2625
2030 P St., (916) 444-7914
MONDAY-WEDNESDAY 7/7-7/9
Karaoke, 9pm, no cover
PINS N STRIKES
614 Sutter St., Folsom; (916) 355-8586
SUNDAY 7/6
NASROCKSWELL, EL INDIO, BINE, WISECHILD, LINL WITCHIE; 8pm, $5
2574 21st St., (916) 832-0916
SOPHIA’S THAI KITCHEN
HOLLOW WOOD, CITY TRIBE; 9:30pm, no cover
S. CAREY, THE PINES; 9pm, $10-$12
129 E St., Davis; (530) 758-4333
STARLITE LOUNGE
SPAZMATICS, 4pm, $8
CASEY GROAT, XOCHITL, TRAVIS JEAN, MARTIN PURTILL, ROBBY J; 9pm
1517 21st St., (916) 706-0052
STONEY INN/ROCKIN’ RODEO
Country deejay dance party, 9pm, $5
Country dancing, 7:30pm, no cover; $5 after 8pm
Country dancing, 7:30pm, no cover; $5 after 8pm
SWABBIES
FOUR BARREL, 3pm, $5;
WINGNUT ADAMS, 6pm, $3
RIFF RAFF, PLAY BACK; 3pm, $8
TORCH CLUB
X TRIO, 5pm, no cover; MARC DELGADO, BUMPTET; 9pm, $6
MARK SEXTON, 6pm, $7
WITCH ROOM
ELI AND THE SOUND CULT, BE CALM HONCHO, SUNMONKS; 8pm, $5
1320 Del Paso Blvd., (916) 927-6023 5871 Garden Hwy, (916) 920-8088 904 15th St., (916) 443-2797
1815 19th St., www.witchroomsac.com
SARGEIST, KILLGASM, VALDUR, PALE CHALICE; 9pm W, call for cover Country dance party, 8pm, no cover
Comedy open-mic, 8pm M; Bluebird Lounge open-mic, 5pm Tu, no cover
HARRISON B, 9pm, $7
Blues jam, 4pm, no cover; FOR SAYLE, THE LOLOS; 8pm, $5
BILL MYLAR, 5:30pm Tu; Open-mic, 5:30pm W; BRIAN ROGERS, 9pm W, $5
Hair of the Dog BBQ Day Party, noon, no cover
THE STORYTELLERS, C-PLUS; 8pm, $5
MILO, STEVIE NADER, SAFARI AL, NEDARB NAGROM; 8pm W, call for cover
Xochitl with Casey Groat, Travis Jean, Martin Purtill and Robby J. 9pm Saturday, call for cover. Starlite Lounge Pop and folk
All ages, all the time SHINE
FUTUREWANG, CHIKADING!, SHOI, RECONNAISSANCE FLY; 8pm, $5
1400 E St., (916) 551-1400
INSTAGON, EGG, BOOKER LONG DUO; 8pm, $5
Open jazz jam, 8pm Tu; Poetry with Bill Gainer, 7pm W, call for cover
ACE OF SPADES
1417 R Street, Sacramento, 95814 www.aceofspadessac.com
ALL AGES WELCOME!
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TUESDAY, JULY 22
SATURDAY, JULY 12
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07/30 Swon Brothers
WEDNESDAY, JULY 23
WEDNESDAY, JULY 16
PHILTHY RICH, D-LO, KIDD SWAGG
MKTO
08/22 Common King
MOONSHINE BANDITS
J BOOG HOT RAIN
08/23 Y & T 08/28 Dustin Lynch
DRY COUNTRY DRINKERS
FRIDAY, JULY 18
THE POLYPHONIC SPREE
FRIDAY, JULY 25
08/30 George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
YUNG VON - BOBBY HOOPER - R DOT CARTER AYE TEE - K HAWK
09/06 Tribal Seeds
SOULJA BOY
SARAH JAFFE
08/15 Against Me! 08/16 Puddle Of Mudd
THURSDAY, JULY 24
THURSDAY, JULY 17
08/01 Jon Pardi
09/27 Amon Amarth
SATURDAY, JULY 19
10/13 Jimmy Eat World
SUNDAY, JULY 27
BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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MILLIONAIRES - HALEY ROSE - LONELY AVENUE INTERNET FRIENDS - ZACH VAN DYCK
10/28 Airborne Toxic Event
DAMAGE OVER TIME
10/29 Colt Ford
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A Big Thank You to all the local bars and restaurants participating in this year’s Drink to Donate program. With their help we are able to raise funds for Sacramento Area Bicycle Advocates, a local bicycle non profit whose organization commits itself to enriching our biking community by making it more safe and convenient for people to take trips by bikes. Go visit your local participating account and have a drink to benefit this great organization.*
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Would you
like your savings account to grow? Then deposit money into in it on a consistent basis. Would you like to feel good and have a lot of physical energy? Eat healthy food, sleep as much as you need to and exercise regularly. Do you want people to see the best in you and give you the benefit of the doubt? See the best in them and give them the benefit of the doubt. Would you love to accomplish your most important goal? Decide what you want more than anything else and focus on it with relaxed intensity. Yes, Aries, life really is that simple—or at least it is right now. If you want to attain interesting success, be a master of the obvious.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have
permission to compose an all-purpose excuse note for yourself. If you’d like, you may also forge my signature on it so you can tell everyone that your astrologer sanctified it. This document will be ironclad and inviolable. It will serve as a poetic license that abolishes your guilt and remorse. It will authorize you to slough off senseless duties, evade deadening requirements, escape small-minded influences, and expunge numbing habits. Even better, your extra-strength excuse note will free you to seek out adventures you have been denying yourself for no good reason.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
In the Inuktitut language spoken in northern Canada, the term iminngernaveersaartunngortussaavunga means “I should try not to become an alcoholic.” I encourage you to have fun saying that a lot in the coming days. Why? Now is an excellent time to be playful and lighthearted as you wage war against any addictive tendencies you might have. Whether it’s booze or gambling or abusive relationships or anything else that tempts you to act like an obsessive self-saboteur, you have more power than usual to break its hold on you—especially if you don’t take yourself too seriously.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The
American painter Ivan Albright (1897-1983) was a meticulous creator. He spent as much time as necessary to get every detail right. An entire day might go by as he worked to perfect 1 square inch of a painting, and some of his pieces took years to finish. When the task at hand demanded intricate precision, he used a brush composed of a single hair. That’s the kind of attention to minutia I recommend for you—not forever, but for the next few weeks. Be careful and conscientious as you build the foundation that will allow you maximum freedom of movement later this year.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Percival Lowell (1855-1916) was an influential astronomer who launched the exploration that led to the discovery of Pluto. He also made some big mistakes. Here’s one: Gazing at Venus through his telescope, he swore he saw spokes emanating from a central hub on the planet’s surface. But we now know that Venus is shrouded with such thick cloud cover that no surface features are visible. So what did Lowell see? Due to an anomaly in his apparatus, the telescope projected shadows from inside his eyes onto the image of Venus. The “spokes” were actually the blood vessels in his retinas. Let this example serve as a cautionary tale for you in the coming weeks, Capricorn. Don’t confuse what’s within you with what’s outside you. If you can clearly discern the difference, your closest relationships will experience healing breakthroughs.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The “Venus
de Milo” is a famous Greek statue that’s more than 2,100 years old. Bigger than life-size, it depicts the goddess of love, beauty and pleasure. Its current home is the Louvre Museum in Paris, but for hundreds of years it was lost—buried underground on the Greek island of Milos. In 1820, a farmer found it while he was out digging on his land. I foresee a comparable discovery by you in the coming weeks, Cancerian. You will uncover a source of beauty, love or pleasure—or perhaps all three—that has been missing or forgotten for a long time.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): According to an
ancient Greek myth, Sisyphus keeps pushing a boulder up a steep hill only to lose control of it just before he reaches the top, watching in dismay as it tumbles to the bottom. After each failure, he lumbers back down to where he started and makes another effort to roll it up again—only to fail again. The myth says he continues his futile attempts for all eternity. I’m happy to report, Leo, that there is an important difference between your story and that of Sisyphus. Whereas you have tried and tried and tried again to complete a certain uphill task, you will not be forever frustrated. In fact, I believe a breakthrough will come soon, and success will finally be yours. Will it be due to your gutsy determination or your neurotic compulsion or both? It doesn’t matter.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):
“I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.” So said British writer G.K. Chesterton. Now I’m passing his advice on to you just in time for the purge-and-purify phase of your astrological cycle. In the coming weeks, you will generate good fortune for yourself whenever you wash your own brain and absolve your own heart and flush the shame out of your healthy sexual feelings. As you proceed with this work, it may expedite matters if you make a conscious choice to undergo a trial by fire.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I awake
in a land where the lovers have seized power,” writes Danish poet Morten Sondergaard in his fanciful poem “The Lovers.” “They have introduced laws decreeing that ... orgasms need never come to an end. Roses function as currency. ... [T]he words ‘you’ and ‘I’ are now synonymous.” A world like the one he describes is a fantasy, of course. It’s impossible. But I predict that in the coming weeks you could create conditions that have resemblances to that utopia. So be audacious in your quest for amorous bliss and convivial romance. Dare to put love at the top of your priority list. And be inventive!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many of
America’s Founding Fathers believed slavery was immoral, but they owned slaves themselves and ordained the institution of slavery in the U.S. Constitution. They didn’t invent hypocrisy, of course, but theirs was an especially tragic version. In comparison, the hypocrisy that you express is mild. Nevertheless, working to minimize it is a worthy task. And here’s the good news: You are now in a position to become the zodiac’s leader in minimizing your hypocrisy. Of all the signs, you can come closest to walking your talk and practicing what you preach. So do it! Aim to be a master of translating your ideals into practical action.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the last two decades, seven Academy Award winners have given thanks to God while accepting their Oscars. By contrast, 30 winners have expressed their gratitude to film
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studio executive Harvey Weinstein. Who would you acknowledge as essential to your success, Libra? What generous souls, loving animals, departed helpers and spiritual beings have contributed to your ability to thrive? Now is an excellent time to make a big deal out of expressing your appreciation. For mysterious reasons, doing so will enhance your luck and increase your chances for future success.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your urge
to merge is heating up. Your curiosity about combinations is intensifying. I think it’s time to conduct jaunty experiments in mixing and blending. Here’s what I propose: Let your imagination run halfwild. Be unpredictable as you play around with medleys and hodgepodges and sweet unions. But don’t be attached to the outcomes. Some of your research may lead to permanent arrangements, and some won’t. Either result is fine. Your task is to enjoy the amusing bustle, and learn all you can from it.
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Speaking in animal tongues Twenty years ago, William Kilfoyle had a conversation with a dog that changed his life. He was working as a massage therapist at the time, and one of his clients noted that her Australian shepherd seemed depressed. Kilfoyle, who had studied psychic work many years before, decided to try to psychically communicate with the animal. The dog told him a story he had no way of knowing but that his client confirmed: Her owners were splitting up, and they planned to send her away. After mediating the conflict between dog and owner, Kilfoyle realized he had a gift, and his career as an animal communicator was born. These days, Kilfoyle helps clients all over the country understand their pets’ behavior problems, determine whether a sick pet is dying, and even help locate lost animals. He continues his massage therapy practice, and he’s recently added pet-sitting to his list of services, due to popular demand from animals and humans alike.
Why have you focused on animals over people in your career? Animals are just so pure and simple. I am dealing with their owners, and that can be difficult, but people are just so complex. We’ve got past lives. We’ve got karma.
Do you have to physically be with an animal to talk to it? No, I do readings over the phone all the time. I do them all over the country. All I need is the animal’s name, a description, their age helps, and then how long the person has had them for a pet. Then, probably within 30 seconds, I can zero in on them. If they have something to say, I’ll tell the owner.
Do animals ever refuse to talk to you? Yes. The more difficult animals to communicate with have been guard dogs, or dogs trained with security training. Even on a
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psychic level, they are like, “I don’t know you. I’m not going to communicate with you.”
What would you say to our skeptical readers? Nine times out of 10, I tell the owner something I couldn’t possibly have known. I will tell them what their cat, who I haven’t seen over the phone, is acting like. A lot of times there’s a specific thing, like, they really don’t like this person. I’ll give them a description of the person, and the owner will say, “Yeah, I know who that is.”
What’s the most common problem pet owners call about? Behavior problems. They’re urinating where they’re not supposed to, for a cat. Marking territory. A lot of times there are some dynamics we can change. … One of the more difficult ones is end-of-life issues. Is the animal in pain? Are they ready to cross over? Is it tolerable, or should we put them down now?
Do animals ever say they are ready to go? They do. As soon as they’re in terrible pain, they kind of check out. The spirit is not in the body all the way. And so a lot of them have already kind of crossed over, but the body is still hanging on. And so they’re not experiencing too much pain. I think people kind of do that, too.
Do we underestimate our pets’ intelligence? Definitely. There are different levels of intelligence, just like there are with people. Animals are sentient beings. They have their needs and wants. They’re every bit as intelligent as we are. When I communicate with some of them, it’s just like talking to a person.
How do pets feel about baby talk and nicknames?
have seen some animals that are more security-minded, like a German shepherd. His owner was hugging him and kissing him, and he was like, “Could you tell her to ease off on that a little bit?”
What is the language of animal communication? It’s a combination of thought and visuals. I don’t hear it. It’s more like a thought, but I know it’s not mine. And then it’s feelings, too. They’ll send me a picture of a person, and then there’s a feeling that goes with it: They like him, they don’t like him.
Is the language different for different species? Yeah, I think so. I just communicated with some rabbits, and they are really laid-back. … Cats are pretty intense creatures. They are sole predators, and they can live their whole lives by themselves, and they’re OK with that. They appreciate company, but they don’t need company. A dog is a pack animal. They really need the pack to feel good. So dogs are more like people when I tune into them. They are like, “Hey, let’s figure this out.” They want the pack to be happy and healthy.
Do you communicate with animals in the wild? When I am camping, wild animals have come up, like deer. We went camping last year, and there was a bear knocking garbage cans over in the campground. Of course, I had to get up and go to the bathroom. So I tuned into him and said, “Don’t eat me, OK?” And he said, “I just want some food. You got any food?” Ω For more on William Kilfoyle’s animal-communication practice, visit www.animalthought.com.
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