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If Clemson had defeated Alabama Monday, Jan. 11, to win the national college football title, the reigning NCAA Division I football TAKE and basketball (Duke) champions would have played in the Carrier Dome in the same calendar year (2015).

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ORANGE HOOPSTERS’ BAD STRETCH WILL GET TOUGHER

Here’s how it works in the sports world: When you’re a fan of a team and things aren’t going your way, you have to blame somebody. The ref. The coach. The umpire. The schedule. The quarterback. The backup quarterback. The point guard. The goalie. The ref again. You get the idea. For the Syracuse University men’s basketball team, which is 0-4 in the Atlantic Coast Conference after the 84-73 loss to No. 6 North Carolina at the Carrier Dome on Saturday, Jan. 9, we’re going to try something different on the behalf of all SU fans. We’re going to blame one of the signature moments in Orange history. Since Feb. 12, 2014, SU is a pedestrian 32-26, and that’s with 15 wins against Division I lightweights such as Colgate (twice), Cornell (twice) and Kennesaw State. Worse yet, the Orange is 12-18 in the Atlantic Coast Conference and has lost its last seven conference games, including the first four this season for its first 0-4 conference start since 1996-1997 in the Big East. “This is a tough stretch. Syracuse doesn’t go through this stretch, we (the players) don’t go through this stretch,” said fifth-year senior Trevor Cooney, who has started 81 consecutive games for the Orange. “It’s not anything anyone is used to around these parts and it’s tough to go through.” Do you remember what happened on Feb. 12, 2014? Then-SU point guard Tyler Ennis drained a 35-footer at the buzzer to lift the No. 1-ranked Orange to a 58-56 win over Pittsburgh at the dreaded Peterson Events Center. The improbable win improved SU’s record to 24-0 — the best winning streak in school history — and had all SU fans believing that destiny and fate had lined up to deliver the program’s second national championship. Sports karma can work in mysterious ways. For Derek Jeter and Tom Brady, the Jeffrey Maier game and the tuck rule game sparked an incredible run of success for them and their teams. But for whatever reason, Ennis’ miracle shot has seemed to have the opposite effect.

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Consider that since Feb. 12, 2014: SU lost at Duke with Coach Jim Boeheim famously ripping off his jacket before getting ejected for the first time in his Hall of Fame career; the once-magical 2013-2014 season ended with an ignominious 55-53 loss to Dayton in the NCAA Tournament; and Ennis and forward Jerami Grant left earlier than they should have for the NBA. Also, DaJuan Coleman missed the entire 2014-2015 season while recovering from knee surgery and forward Chris McCullough missed half of that season with a knee injury before bolting to the NBA; the Orange, while under an NCAA investigation, banned itself from postseason play in 2015; and the NCAA came down hard on Syracuse and Boeheim for the program’s penalties by taking away scholarships, suspending Boeheim for nine games and removing 101 wins from Boeheim’s record. And, after a 6-0 start this season that included wins over ranked teams Connecticut and Texas A&M in the Battle 4 Atlantis, the NCAA moved Boeheim’s suspension up and the Orange went 4-5 in his absence under assistant coach Mike Hopkins and have lost seven of the last 11 games. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . . “We have to get this thing fixed. We’re going to try,” Boeheim said after returning from his suspension against North Carolina and receiving a standing ovation from the crowd of 26,811. “There’s 14 games left to go. There’s a long way to go. We started 0-4 one year (1996-1997) and we won 10 games that year in the league (including a win in the Big East Tournament). We have a lot of hard work ahead of us.” Getting back to the Ennis shot, it’s fair to ask if that play and all of the hype around it elevated Ennis to a level where he didn’t

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By Roland Sweet belong, as he was selected 18th overall in the 2014 NBA draft but has been floating in NBA purgatory ever since. If Ennis had stayed for one more year, freshman point guard Kaleb Joseph would have been able to sit and watch for one year, the way future NBA Rookie of the Year Michael Carter-Williams sat his freshman year behind veteran point guard Scoop Jardine. If Joseph was running the point now, forward-turned-point guard Michael Gbinije would be able to play his natural position. Gbinije is one of the nation’s top players at the point, but he can’t pass the ball to himself and it would help to have an Ennis-like distributor for Gbinije, Cooney, freshman sensation Malachi Richardson and Tyler Roberson. Against North Carolina, the Orange led 56-50 with 8 minutes, 28 seconds remaining. But the Tar Heels finished the game on a 34-17 run as they executed the high-low offense to perfection and took advantage of SU’s lapses and lack of muscle in the back of the 2-3 zone. “It was a great effort but it was a poor defensive effort in the last seven or eight minutes of the game,” Boeheim admitted. “There is no excuse for that. We have to do better in those situations, and we will go back to work and try to get better there.” Most alarming has been SU’s inability to finish strong as it has faltered down the stretch in losses to Wisconsin, Pittsburgh, Miami, Clemson and North Carolina. If the Orange had won two of those games, we’d still be talking about making the NCAA Tournament instead of avoiding the NIT. The remaining schedule is unkind, too: SU faces road games at No. 14 Duke, No. 4 Virginia, No. 16 Louisville and North Carolina, and a home game against No. 24 Pittsburgh (rankings as of Jan. 4). The Orange can start to get it going in the right direction Wednesday, Jan. 13, when it hosts lowly Boston College at the Dome. Perhaps an Ennis-like miracle along the way wouldn’t hurt, either; you know, to help reverse the curse. “This is just a bad stretch and you have to learn from it and learn how to close games and get better,” said Cooney, who scored 27 points against North Carolina. “We have no other choice. “Every single game moving forward is life or death,” Cooney added. “You look at our record right now and you’ve got to win games.” SNT

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The more elaborate models are called “Crazies’’ by Nerber and her staff. The Crazies include cider sinkers with maple glaze and crumbled bacon, banana bread doughnuts with chocolate and/or peanut butter glazes and Welcome to the Dark Side, a new Star Wars-themed creation on a chocolate doughnut base, with chocolate glaze, chocolate frosting, chocolate chips and chocolate sprinkles. In a category of its own is the chicken wing doughnut (you read that right), a specialty offered on Sundays only. These are appetizer-size yummies that feature all the elements of the wing experience — chicken, celery, blue cheese and hot sauce — encased in a doughnut. Special and special-occasion orders are encouraged. Nerber and her team supplied doughnuts for several weddings

in 2015. “Doughnuts are the big thing for weddings,’’ Nerber says. “They’re the new cupcakes.’’ Just Donuts, which already has several nuptials booked for this year, also features doughnut trays (featuring either whole or bite-size doughnut chunks) and “do it yourself’’ spreads including doughnuts, crocks of glazes and an array of toppings. Terry Neidl says one advantage to living in Clay is easy access to Just Donuts. The Neidls, who live a couple miles from the bakery, try to limit visits to once a month but have been known to go twice in one weekend when doughnut cravings strike. Neidl is fond of the plain doughnuts, with maple glaze and crumbled bacon on top. His wife, Stephanie, likes peanut butter glaze and strawberry jelly drizzle on her plain doughnut, as well as the banana bread version (with chocolate glaze) and red velvet selection (with cream cheese drizzle) when they are available. “They are phenomenal,’’ Neidl says about the taste treats at Just Donuts. “And a great local family, to boot.’’ Just Donuts is at 219 County Route 57, Phoenix, in the Three Rivers Plaza. Hours are Tuesdays through Saturdays, 6 a.m. to 1 p.m., and Sundays, 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. For information or to place special orders, call 695-1387, email justdonuts1@aol.com, or visit justdonutsnobagels.com. SNT Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter, connect on Facebook or email her at mmccor micksnt@gmail.com.

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When the set design features five doors (one slides, the rest of them slam shut), the cast includes a quartet of ladies, three of whom are occasionally in various stages of undress, and everyone speaks in an English accent (some more successful than others), theatergoers will know they have entered the British sex-farce zone. For Central New York Playhouse’s production of Move Over, Mrs. Markham (through Jan. 23 at the company’s Shoppingtown venue), director Dustin Czarny juggles the aforementioned ingredients with a frenzied flourish. Things happen fast at the London flat of Phillip Markham (Jack Sherman), a starchy publisher of children’s books, who wrongly suspects his wife of 15 years, Joanna (Kate Crawford), of committing hanky-panky. That’s because Phillip has found the second page of a three-page love note that was accidentally dropped by Linda (Emily K. Buss), the spouse of his business partner Henry Lodge (David Vickers), who is emphatically a cheerful cheater. (“If you don’t like your baker,” he advises Phillip, “you get your rolls elsewhere.”) Linda, who is frustrated with Henry’s playboy shenanigans, contemplates the wonders of whoopee with her own boy toy. Also on the fringes: Alistair (Corey Smithson), an interior designer who feigns feyness so he can canoodle on the side with Sylvia (Alicia Cobb), the Markhams’ French maid. And a trio of characters introduced in passing conversation during the first act will surely turn up in the second, played by a comely Katie Tucker, a dotty Cathy Greer English and a funny-hatted, pratfalling Dustin Czarny.

Mrs. Markham was first produced in 1969, one of a string of reliable box-office hits by Cooney, best known for long-running favorites such as Not Now Darling (1973) and Run For Your Wife (1983). Cooney’s playwriting contemporary is probably Alan Ayckbourn, whose chatty drawing-room social comedies (The Norman Conquests, Absurd Person Singular) were in high demand when they crossed the pond during the 1970s. Yet nobody is rushing to revive Ayckbourn these days, while Cooney’s works have remained evergreen, with their mirthful merging of Are You Being Served-style innuendo and the silliness of Fawlty Towers. Cooney finds his characters endearing despite their ornery instincts, such as David Vickers bringing a smooth yet smarmy charm to his philandering Henry (he deadpans to Phillip that there is no need to bring pajama bottoms to a love tryst). In contrast, Jack Sherman’s stodgy tweediness as Phillip soon morphs into a dithering apoplectic cartoon that triggers much of the slapstick. This pair of jokers also engage in acts of bottom-pinching (the art of “goosing” is discussed) and keyhole-peeping whenever a lady is in her nightie, if only to prove that Cooney’s comedy isn’t a likely candidate for Masterpiece Theatre. Director Czarny knows where the titters are, too, as he smartly deploys the Cooney characters across the set design’s wide expanse, incorporating both the Markhams’ living room and bedroom. Central New York Playhouse’s zippy production of Move Over, Mrs. Markham offers clean dirty fun. SNT

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For Rich Pirong, a monster truck fan who watched the Grandstand implosion with sons Jonthan, 12, and Joey, 9, it wasn’t the TAKE final goodbye just yet. He works at the Camillus landfill where some of the debris was headed. “I’ll see it again,” he said.

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Anytime a building implodes in Syracuse and civic leaders are expecting it to happen, it should be cause for celebration. To a select few, the demolition of the fabled New York State Fair Grandstand was exactly that. To the Maryland contractor (What’s the deal? No one in upstate New York knows how to blow stuff up?), it was a handsome payday. To the monied equestrian class, it was a jolly hoof to the groin of those grubby dirt racers, whose hallowed mile oval lies in ruins. To Gov. Andrew Cuomo and his upstate lady friend Joanie Mahoney — their hands cupped lovingly over the plunger — the blast was a romantic metaphor worthy of Shakespeare. “These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder Which, as they kiss, consume.” To borrow the county exec’s insult, what an “emotional” moment it was. Under threatening skies on Saturday, Jan. 9, gawkers, malingerers, sentimentalists and the otherwise politically unimportant were herded into the muddy Brown Lot with their phone cameras and memories, far from the VIP tent below. “They’re not going to be up here with the voters,” a man shouted, drawing a laugh. How telling that the powerful Cuo-Honey alliance, entrusted with a $50 million makeover of the State Fairgrounds, couldn’t “grow” a single portable toilet for the hundreds of mourners. Speaking of which, you don’t need to be a wiz to realize that at least some of those Grandstand seats — which meant so much to so many — could have been sold as mementos. Even I might have bought one. I didn’t come of age in Central New York, but I’m starting to understand something about the Grandstand: Not all the action happened on the stage or on the track. “Do you have any fond memories of the Grandstand?” I asked City Court Judge James Cecile after the debris settled.

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“Yes,” he replied. He refused to elaborate. As it was, my only Grandstand experience consisted of people booing me from there. During a demolition derby at the fair in 2008, I missed the initial impact because I believed I was stuck in Park. In fact, all I needed to do was move this mechanical thingee called a shifter and put the car in Reverse. Racing is complicated that way. Fans assumed I was sandbagging and, according to my wife and then-young children who were in the stands, much vitriol was hurled upon my person and my donated Ford. I heard none of it and finished in third place. It was the most fun I’ve had in my life. Now, the only collisions we’ll see at the fair that don’t involve malfunctioning thrill rides will pit progress against politics. If you’re not sure who’s winning that race, ask yourself this: How often will you attend a concert at the new Lakeview Amphitheater, and then — for a night cap — walk a mile to watch a 1,300-pound Holstein relieve itself while you eat a corn dog? Nor does it make sense, if the goal is to recreate the fair as a multipurpose, year-round venue that will attract people from throughout the Northeast and beyond (Hmmm, where have we heard that before?) to blast into oblivion Super DIRT Week,

which drew 70,000 people and as much as $10 million annually into the local economy. “In Arizona, a kid came up to me and said, ‘It sucks that they’re closing the track. I always wanted to go to Syracuse,” said Mike Mallet of dirttrackdigest.com as he waited for the end. Let’s rewind that: “I always wanted to go to Syracuse.” Who ever says that other than top-ranked high school basketball recruits who can’t get into Duke? I don’t have space to recount the nearly 40 years of memories shared with me in the Brown Lot. From Steve Martin when he was “wild and crazy” to Joie Chitwood careening around the mile oval on two wheels to the last concert by Patti LaBelle. Perhaps the crowd’s sentiments were best captured by Janice Pliszczak (don’t ask). She worked in the box office for years and sometimes had to traverse the walkway behind the Grandstand. She soon learned that big Southern rock bands such as Lynryd Skynyrd attracted serious beer drinkers. “I’d always carry an umbrella,” she said. So should taxpayers. SNT

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Grandstand’s LAST STAND The State Fair venue makes an explosive exit

The Grandstand comes down (right) thanks to the state-emblazoned plunger (above) that was triggered by Gov. Andrew Cuomo, County Executive Joanie Mahoney and others (top). Michael Davis photos

valued component of Central New York’s entertainment legacy was blown to smithereens on Saturday, Jan. 9, when a series of strategically-placed explosives helped to crumple the New York State Fair’s Grandstand to the ground. The sound could be heard — and even felt — as far away as Bridgeport, serving as testimony to the sheer force that tumbled the multicolored mass of girders and bleachers.

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Before the Grandstand went down, Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s pre-show provided some political grandstanding. Flanked by area politicians, including Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney, Cuomo announced plans to cut tax rates for small businesses, freeze Thruway tolls and spend $200 million on upstate airports. Then came the main event. “The State Fair really is, in many ways, a metaphor for upstate New York,” Cuomo said. “The State Fair is a great institution and the truth is, it needs advancements. It has not had the kind of investment it should have had over the past few years. Parts of it were not competitive anymore, like the Grandstand, which brings a great sense of nostalgia. I have been coming here for many, many years, so there is a real sense of nostalgia about it. But especially from the Grandstand’s point of view, we would have had to invest a lot of money to make it safe again. We would have had to change the entire venue to make it competitive for acts to come. “And the county, thanks to County Executive Joanie Mahoney, has built a great, new amphitheater, which is exactly state of the art. So this is going to be part of the new fairgrounds, and that’s how I see it. It’s not that it’s a loss. This is about progress, this is about going forward and this is a big step.” The VIPs then gathered around the plunger, as Cuomo ad libbed, “It is the first time I’ve been part of blowing anything up — physically anyway. I blew up a few things in Albany,

but not like this.” The Grandstand’s detonation joined other recent State Fair teardowns such as the nearby series of wooden-built restaurants that hugged the infield fence. New eateries are slated to be built, as well as a recreational vehicle park where the Grandstand once stood tall. An expansive redo of Chevy Court is also in the works, but it’s mind-boggling to imagine that all these renovations could possibly be done in time for the fair’s opening in late August. While Cuomo wants to look forward, here’s a photographic look-back at the Grandstand’s 40-year heyday, which started when the fair began charging separate admission to the Grandstand’s concerts in 1976. (The fair may have got that idea from the Great American Music Fair, a multi-act rock festival presented in the infield in September 1975, which received much ink from the nattering nabobs of negativism at the Syracuse Newspapers.) The seemingly endless list of entertainers (many booked by longtime marketing director Joe LaGuardia) includes Bob Hope, Frank Sinatra, Aerosmith, Steve Martin, Robert Palmer, Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Goo Goo Dolls, Alice Cooper, Jeff Foxworthy, Bob Barker, Regis Philbin, Wayne Newton, Deney Terrio, Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Wang Chung and plenty more. Plus the Grandstand hosted a number of special events, everything from a Syracuse Crunch hockey game to demolition derbies, boxing cards and tractors pulls, to horse racing at the Syracuse Mile. And what’s wrong with a little nostalgia, anyway? SNT

NEXT PAGE Clockwise from top left, Bob Lorenzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aerial shot of the Grandstand in the mid-1970s; comedian Jeff Foxworthy in 2006; the crowds cheer on the Jonas Brothers (2008) and Brad Paisley (2007); booker extraordinaire Joe LaGuardia negotiates a contract in 2003; and State Fair director Joe Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hara on the Grandstand roof in 1986.

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Clockwise from top left, festivities during a 2010 Syracuse Crunch outdoor hockey game; gearing up for the last demolition derby; the walkup to a 2015 Grandstand show; a harness racer takes a warm-up lap from last spring; and Justin Bieber hams it up with his martial arts in 2010.

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LI ST E D IN CH RONOLOGI C A L OR D ER:

W E D N E S DAY 1/13 The Bog Brothers. Wed. Jan. 13, 8 p.m. Hang

out with our local Americana outfit at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 1/14 Loren Barrigar and Austin Gravelding.

Thurs. 7:30 p.m. The two local guitarists team up to showcase Gravelding’s songs at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $12/ advance, $15/door. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.org.

Root Shock. Thurs. 9 p.m. Local band head-

lines an evening of reggae and rock, plus Kevin Kinsella and the Analogue Sons at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

F R I DAY 1/15 The Hook. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The songwriter series continues with performances by Nick Piccininni, Tim Burns and Mark Wahl at the Oswego Music Hall, McCrobie Bulding, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $12. 342-1733, oswegomusichall.org.

Candyland. Fri. 8 p.m. Santa Barbara mixmas-

ters in da house, plus Fight Clvb, Dead Romeo, DG, Captain Munch and Feyde and DaKai at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $17/advance, $20/door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

Filtered Thoughts. Fri. 8 p.m. The college

band in concert, plus Sup? at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

After Funk. Fri. 9 p.m. The Ontario-based

band headlines, preceded by Funknut at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

S AT U R DAY 1/16 String Bee. Sat. 7 p.m. The acoustic trio featuring pianist Dave Liddy, guitarist Steve Quenneville and John O’Hara on hammered dulcimer opens the 13th season at Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. Free will offering. 245-1987.

Trivium. Sat. 7 p.m. Heat-driven Florida metal

band, plus Breaking Solace and One Step From Falling at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. No tickets available. thelosthorizon.com.

Spectral Theorum. Sat. 8 p.m. Funk, rock and acoustic tastes emphasize the eclectic show , plus Special McKinley and Amanda McCarthy at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com. Felix Cavaliere’s Rascals. Sat. 8 p.m. The

blue-eyed soul singer and his band return to rock the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $19, $24. 361-SHOW.

New Daze. Sat. 9 p.m. Enjoy an evening of

progressive sounds, plus Marcus Alan Ward and

Sam Klass at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

S U N DAY 1/17 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Thirsty Ragtime Trio. Sun. 2 p.m. Enjoy an

afternoon of ragtime and swing with pianist Dave Liddy, drummer Mark Tiffault and guitarist Steve Quenneville as the Origins of Jazz Series continues at the Liverpool Public Library, 310 Tulip St., Liverpool. Free. 457-0310.

William James Nicholson. Sun. 7 p.m. The American troubadour with his harp guitar visits Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. Free. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com. Donny Osmond. Sun. 7 p.m. The teen idol from yesteryear croons at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $64, $69. 361-SHOW.

M O N DAY 1/18 Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The

weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T U E S DAY 1/19

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Open Mike. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike Jam. (The Rock Garage, 6739 Pickard Dr.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the

River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Steve Winston. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Short Term Memory Loss. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 8:30 p.m.

Two Hour Delay. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 1/14 Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

go), 6 p.m.

Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Shifty’s,

1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

DJ Element & DJ Dread. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m. DJ Gary Dunes. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive),

9:30 p.m.

Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m. Joe Battles. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennell-

ville), 7 p.m.

Karaoke. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort,

Caleb Liber. Wed. Jan. 20, 8 p.m. Liber is fea-

tured in an evening featuring local singer-songwriters, plus Judge Gazza and Dave Mallon at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Wild Child. Wed. Jan. 20, 8 p.m. Seven-piece specialists of lush pop sounds visit the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/ door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

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Move Over, Mrs. Markham. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes Jan. 23. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents a slapstick London-based sex farce at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/Fri. & Sat., $17/Thurs. & Sun. 885-8960. Stupid F***ing Bird. Wed. 20, 7:30 Stupid F***ing Bird. Wed. Jan.Jan. 20, 7:30 p.m.; closes 7. Chekhov’s Seagull p.m.; closes Feb.Feb. 7. Chekhov’s The The Seagull is spoofed in this rambunctious riffSyraat is spoofed in this rambunctious riff at Stage’s Archbold 820 cuseSyracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre,Theatre, 820 E. GenGenesee St. $36/adults, 40 and eseeE.St. $36/adults, $33/age 40$33/age and under, under, $18/under 18. 443-3275. $18/under 18. 443-3275.

F R I DAY 1/15 Barroom Philosophers. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 9:30 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Lustre Kings. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Matt Beadle. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 8 p.m. Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Velveeta Nightmare Band.

(Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

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Open Turntable Night. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 8 p.m.

Parlour Games. (Byblos Bar & Grill, 316 S. Clin-

ton St.), 6 p.m.

Quona Hudson. (World of Beer, Destiny USA),

StoneLord Brothers. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Springs Road), noon.

Fiddler on the Loose. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; through March 3. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit involving immigrants and Russian gangsters; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/ plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

go River Road, Phoenix), 6:30 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E. Darryl Pugh. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt

Alice in Wonderland. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through Feb. 27. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

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Dave Porter & Bob. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

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Karaoke. (DR’s Tavern, 1417 W. Genesee St.),

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Billionaires. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA), 9

Kat Tale. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Vero-

Coachmen. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 9:30 p.m.

Castle Creek. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Band. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Country Rose Band. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 8 p.m.

9 p.m.

Chapter Eleven. (The Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 6 p.m.

Longwood Jazz Project. (Mohegan Manor, 58 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Dave Ball. (The Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 7 p.m.

Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 8:30 p.m.

Chris Merkley. (World of Beer, Destiny USA),

Mark Zane. (Krabby Kirk’s, 55 W. Genesee St., Camillus), 9:30 p.m.

Beadle Brothers. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

8 p.m.

Thunder Child. (Dominick’s, 390 Route 51,

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Vernon

Max Scialdone. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pen-

DJ Super Nova w/DVDJ Biggie. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennell-

ville), 10:30 p.m.

Coachmen. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

Measure. (Ferris Wheel, 6 Market St., Oswego),

Dr. Killdean. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Two Hour Delay. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Gene-

Country Rose Band. (Bombadils Tavern, 575

Michael Crissan. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E.

Dean Martin & Davie w/Kevin McNamara.

Open Mike w/Dan & Tom. (Frank’s Moon-

p.m.

Downs Racino, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Main St., Phoenix), 8 p.m.

(Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 7990 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

DJay 360 & S-Dot. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

na), 10 p.m.

nellville), 9 p.m. 8 p.m.

Lake Road, Cazenovia), 6 p.m.

dance Tavern, 2512 Cherry Valley Turnpike, Marcellus), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Carey Eidel. (Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St.), 7 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

F5. (Boozer’s Saloon, 171 Mitchell St., Oswego), 9:30 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Knoxie’s Pub, 7088 Route 20, Pompey), 9:30 p.m. Guise. (Cicero American Legion, 5575 Legionnaire Drive, Cicero), 9 p.m.

Homely Jones. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Primetime. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan & Stroke. (Turquoise Tiger,

Frenay & Lenin. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café,

Ron Kadey & Brian Dickenson. (Lakeside

Jesse Derringer. (Oswego American Legion,

2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Vista, 2473 Route 174, Marietta), 5 p.m.

Sirsy. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Isreal Hagan & Stroke. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet

TJ Sacco Band. (Crossroads Tavern, 7119

Ave.), 9:30 pm.

Minoa-Bridgeport Road, East Syracuse), 10 p.m.

Jesse Derringer. (Dilaj’s Motor Inn, 7430 N.

Tom Connors. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee

John Lerner. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St.,

What About Bob. (The Gig, Turning Stone

Street Road, Auburn), 7 p.m. Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (William’s Restaurant, 7275 Route 298, Bridgeport), 9 p.m.

St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 1/16

Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.),

Boots N Shorts. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

6 p.m.

Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Voltage & DJ Mars. (Singers,

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Lake

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Como Inn, 1307 E. Lake Road, Cortland), 9 p.m.

Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

69 W. Bridge St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Karaoke. (DR’s Tavern, 1417 W. Genesee St.), 10 p.m.

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see St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Under the Gun. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brew-

erton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 8:30 p.m.

S U N DAY 1/17 Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

go), 1 p.m.

Donna Alford Jass Band. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m. Easy Ramblers. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 4 p.m.

Jazz & Gospel Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S.

Clinton St.), 3 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Skoob & DJ Denny. (Singers,

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 7 p.m.

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Kenny Burke & Quickchange. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Chaos. (Singers, 1345 Milton Michael Crissan. (Colloca Estate Winery, 14678 W. Bay Road, Fair Haven), 3 p.m.

Off the Reservation. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W.

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6 p.m.

Modern Mudd. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga

658 N. Salina St.), 7 p.m.

Fayette St.), 9 p.m. Blvd.), 8 p.m.

Morris & The Hepcats. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive), 9 p.m.

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Terry Mulhauser’s Electric Bedlam. (Limp

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor

Pale Green Stars. (World of Beer, Destiny S Y R A C U S E

Talented Ones. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA),

Oswego), 9 p.m.

Flipside. (Dublin’s, 7990 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

Smart Alec. (Argyle’s Easy Street Tavern, 185 Homer Ave., Cortland), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Confused Poet. (Transitions,

Open Mike w/Boogiemen. (Cottage Hotel of Mendon, 1390 Pittsford Mendon Road), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Music Jam. (Northwest Family YMCA,

Rhythm Method. (Revolutions, Destiny USA),

8040 River Road, Baldwinsville), 2 p.m.

9 p.m.

Paul Davie. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7 p.m.

Ron Spencer Band. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24

Ron Kadey. (Lakeside Vista, 2473 Route 174,

State St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Marietta), 10:30 a.m.

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Soul Smooth w/Paul Lee. (B&B Lounge, 310

Open Mike. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse

Wise Guise. (Phoenix Sports Restaurant, 228

Open Mike Jam. (Rock Garage, 6739 Pickard

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

South Ave.), 7 p.m.

Huntley Road, Phoenix), 6 p.m.

M O N DAY 1/18

Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Drive), 8 p.m.

River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

Isrea Hagan. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Open Mike w/Steve Winston. (Shifty’s, 1401

Karaoke w/DJ Halo. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Paul Davie. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs

Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Public Speaking Workshop. Fri. 10-11:30

6 p.m.

W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Vincitore & O’Hara. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

a.m. Representatives from Toastmasters International host a brief public speaking class at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 Seneca Turnpike),

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Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Kh’Mi. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus),

7 p.m.

T U E S DAY 1/19

Comedy Showcase. Wed. Jan. 13, 7:30 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Regional laugh-makers take the stage at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7. 423-8669.

Karaoke w/Loudest Sound in Town. (Mac’s

Tammy Pescatelli. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30

Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

Miss E Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m. Open Jam w/Edgar Pagan, Irv Lyons Jr., Rick Melito (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liver-

& 9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Raucous comedienne takes on the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10/Thurs. & Sun., $12/Fri., $15/Sat. 423-8669.

Ali Siddiq. Sat. 8 p.m. Ex-convict turned comic

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8

takes no prisoners, preceded by Dan Mahoney at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $15. 253-6669.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

Talent’s Comedy Takeover. Sun. 9:45 p.m.

Exchange St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

pike), 6 p.m.

Open Mike w/Big Daddy Vince. (Flat Iron

Grill, 133 Buckley Road), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Lounge Act. (Gathering

Lounge, 7871 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 9 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 1/ 20 Dave Solazzo. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road), noon.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

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Joe Terry, Pierre Edwards, Rip Michaels, Travis Blount and more provide the laugh attack at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $25. 423-8669.

L I T E R AT I

History Book Club. Wed. Jan. 13, 8:30-9:30

p.m. Members discuss A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century by Barbara Tuchman. Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. Free. 253-8051.

Jonathan L. Anderson. Sat. 1-3 p.m. The

author signs copies of his book Onondaga County Sheriff’s Office, New York at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., Dewitt. Free. 4492948.

London Ladd. Sun. 2-4 p.m. The local illustra-

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Betts Book Discussion Group. Tues. 10 a.m. Members consider Susan Cain’s Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking at Betts Branch Library, 4862 S. Salina St. Free. 435-1940.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

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Salt City Winter Antiques Show. Sat. 9 a.m.5 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Marvel over carefully curated pieces from more than 275 dealers at the Center of Progress Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $7/daily, $8/weekend VIP pass, free/ages 12 and under. 686-5789.

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p.m. Enjoy a short snowshoe trek for beginners at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $5; registration required. 638-2519.

Syracuse Winter Brewfest and Wine About Winter Festival. Sat. 1-4 p.m., 7-10

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 458-3222.

p.m. The two-session event includes live music, games, food and wine at the Pirro Convention Center, 800 S. State St. $35/brewfest, $20/winefest. 426-8741.

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Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

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Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-4 p.m.; through March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $35/ monthly pass; $125/season pass. 453-6712.

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Jennifer Lawrence fights the power (and maybe warbles that droning “Hanging Tree” dirge) in this final installment. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:15 & 9:30 p.m.

Joy. Jennifer Lawrence stars in this unusual

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Norm of the North. Rob Schneider lends his

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The Peanuts Movie. Charlie Brown and the

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The Revenant. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy in a brutal survival yarn featuring pesky bears. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:55 a.m., 3:30 & 7:05 p.m. Screen 2: 9:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:20, 3:50 & 7:40 p.m. Screen 2: 9:30 p.m. Ride Along 2. Ice Cube and Kevin Hart reunite

for more laughs. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:50 & 10:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:30, 7:20 & 10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:30 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 2:30, 5, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m.

Sisters. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler play the

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Spectre. Daniel Craig returns as James Bond in this lavish spy caper. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 8:35 p.m. Sat.-Mon. matinee: 3:30 p.m. Spotlight. Michael Keaton heads the ensem-

ble cast in this acclaimed newspaper drama about the Boston Globe reporters who uncovered scandals in the Catholic Church. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:25 & 10:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:40 & 9:25 p.m.

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens. Old-

school and newbie characters gather for this sci-fi blockbuster; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:50, 7 & 10:10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:50 & 8 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:10, 4:20, 7:30 & 10:40 p.m. Screen 2: 3:20, 6:30 & 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:20 & 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10 & 7:10 p.m. Screen 2: 12:50, 4, 6:30 & 9:40 p.m.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. Director Michael Bay’s new action thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 11:45 a.m., 3:10, 6:40 & 9:25 p.m. Screen 2: 12:15, 3:40, 7:10 & 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 3:30, 6:50 & 10:10 p.m.

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Coral Reef Adventure. Wed. Jan. 13-Fri. 12,

2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12 & 2 p.m., Sun., Mon. & Wed. Jan. 20, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Liam Neeson narrates this large-format chronicle of the South Pacific’s endangered underwater landscape at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Flight of the Butterflies. Wed. Jan. 13-Sun., Mon. & Wed. Jan. 20, 1 p.m. Large-format chronicle of the winged wonders at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/ adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Grand Canyon Adventure. Wed. Jan. 13-Sun., Mon. & Wed. Jan. 20, 3 p.m. Large-format chronicle of a rafting trek down the Colorado River at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Hitchcock/Truffaut. Fri. 7:30 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 4 & 7:30 p.m., Mon.-Wed. Jan. 20, 7:30 p.m. Fun documentary about the seminal meeting between the auteurs during the 1960s, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

dler hams it up in this wacky cartoon at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007.

Jane Eyre. Sun. 10:30 a.m. The National Theatre Live production, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817. Labyrinth of Lies. Wed. Jan. 13, 7:30 p.m. A young prosecutor attempts to uncover the still-hidden Nazi menace in 1958 Germany in this acclaimed drama, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453. Le Meraviglie (The Wonders). Fri. 1 & 7

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The Martian. Fri. 8 p.m. Matt Damon as a

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Peggy Guggenheim: Art Addict. Wed. Jan. 13, 7 p.m. Documentary about the heiress and her collection of art treasures. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669. Salt of the Earth. Thurs. 7 p.m. The landmark 1954 docudrama features blacklisted performers in a potent McCarthy-era drama about union strife, racism and feminism at a New Mexico zinc mine. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 478-4571.

Thunderstruck 13. Sat. 7 p.m. Stunts galore in this extreme snowmobiling flick at View Arts Center’s Gould Hall, 3273 State Route 28, Old Forge. $8/advance, $10/door. 369-6411.

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LEGAL NOTICE Articles of Organization of JAM Fitness of CNY, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on December 10, 2015. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 314 Glenwood Avenue, Syracuse, New York 13207. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose. METRO FITNESS EAST, LLC: Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization for METRO FITNESS EAST, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (“SSNY”) on November 30, 2015. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to the LLC, at c/o Metro Fitness, 205 South Salina Street, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: To engage in any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of 197 Baldwinsville LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State: 12/28/15. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: Joseph Ceylan, 128 Merritt Dr., Oradell, NJ 07649. Purpose: any lawful act. Notice of Formation of 214 Green Street, LLC, Art. of Org. filed with Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 11/30/15. Office location: Cortland County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1 Forrest Ave., Cortland, NY 13045. Purpose: any lawful activities. Notice of Formation of 2692 Otisco Lakeside West LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/11/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 2692 State Route 174, Marietta, NY 13110. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 506 Old Liverpool Road, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/21/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent ofLLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 120 Walton Street Suite 400 Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of ASK Property Solutions, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/12/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6024 Singletree Lane, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Assenza Design, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on

10/30/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4831 Hyde Road, Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Bishop’s Creek, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 12/23/15. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 555 East Genesee Street, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Create Transport, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 04/28/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to National Corporate Research LTD.10

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East 40th Street, 10th Floor , New York, NY 10016. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: 156 Washington Street, LLC; Date of Filing: 12/18/2015; Office of the LLC: Onondaga Co.; The NY Secretary of State (NYSS) has been designated as the agent upon whom process may be served. The NYSS may mail a copy of any process to the LLC at 7000 Highfield Road, Fayetteville, NY 13066; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: 156 Washington

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Clay Blvd., Liverpool, NY 13088; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: M.A.P. FARM, LLC; Date of Filing: 12/01/2015; Office of the LLC: Onondaga Co.; The NY Secretary of State (NYSS) has been designated as the agent upon whom process may be served. The NYSS may mail a copy of any process to the LLC at 6043 Devoe Road, Camillus, NY 13031; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of DURSTON AVE, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 09/16/2015. Office is

located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to c/o Durston Ave, LLC, 511 Grant Blvd., Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Innovative Nutrition, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/24/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3777 Rivers Pointe Way, Apt. 15, Liverpool, NY 13090.

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may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 15051, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: GNA Properties, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/31/2015. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 3721 New Court Avenue, Syracuse, New York 13206. The Secretary of State has been designated as agent upon whom process

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ed as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 8810 Norcross Drive, Clay, NY 13041. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of formation of Pipedreams and Polliwogs LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State (SSNY) on 12/11/2015. Office is located in the county of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 208 Haddonfield Drive, Syracuse, NY 13214. Notice of Formation of Standing Wave Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 10/7/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to c/o Dr. Samir Tozin, 6214 Royal Birkdale, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of STRAIGHT LIGHT LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on December 23, 2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 316 Darrow Ave, Syracuse, NY, 13209. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Urban Life Bootcamp, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/3/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 1003 West Fayette Street, Syracuse, NY 13204. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Torrent Photography, LLC. Articles of Organization were

filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on:9/25/15. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 6095 Poolsbrook Rd.,Kirkville, NY 13082. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Qualification of AGD-FHC Property Leasing, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 12/17/15. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in OK on 8/9/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 8710 N. Meridian St., Indianapolis, IN 46260, principal office address. Cert. of Org. filed with OK Sec. of State, 421 NW 13th, Suite 210/220, Oklahoma City, OK 73103. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Qualification of Alpha Gamma Delta Property Management, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 12/17/15. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in OK on 8/9/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 8710 N. Meridian St., Indianapolis, IN 46260, principal office address. Cert. of Org. filed with OK Sec. of State, 421 NW 13th, Suite 210/220, Oklahoma City, OK 73103. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Qualification of Corona Environmental Consulting, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 12/11/15. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in MA on 6/14/13. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. Principal office address: 203 Hawthorne St., Apt. 1F, Syracuse, NY 13210.

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the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 990 James St., First Floor, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful activities.

NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT: ONONDAGA COUNTY Nationstar Mortgage LLC D/B/A Champion Mortgage Company; Plaintiff(s) vs. ALICE J. SMITH AS HEIR AT LAW NEXT OF KIN OF CLARENCE SMITH, SR.; BEVERLY A. SMITH AS HEIR AT LAW NEXT OF KIN OF CLARENCE SMITH, SR.; CLARENCE SMITH, JR. AS HEIR AT LAW NEXT OF KIN OF CLARENCE SMITH, SR.; JAMES M. SMITH AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF CLARENCE SMITH SR.; MARY JANE SCHAFFER AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN CLARENCE SMITH SR.; et al; Defendant(s) Attorney (s) for Plaintiff (s): ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C., 2 Summit Court, Suite 301, Fishkill, New York, 12524, 845.897.1600. Pursuant to judgment of foreclosure and sale granted herein on or about November 19, 2015, I will sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder at West lobby, Second floor Courthouse, in the public meeting area located outside the main entrance of the County Clerk’s Office front of the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York. On February 11, 2016 at 9:00 am. Premises known as 223 Roe Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13210. Section: 60 Block: 8 Lot: 11 All that tract or parcel of land, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, and State of New York, known and described as being Lot One Hundred Thirty-three (133) of a Re-subdivision of Blocks Nos. 7, 8, 9, 13, 14 and 15 of the Empire State Park Tract, according to a Re-subdivision Map made by Jack W. Cottrell, Licensed Land Surveyor, and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk`s Office September 24, 1962, being Map No. 4480.As more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale. Sold subject to all of the terms and conditions contained in said judgment and terms of sale. Approximate amount of judgment $151,558.72 plus interest and costs. INDEX NO. 2014-1099. Robert Shafer, Esq., REFEREE.

STATE OF NEW YORK SUPREME COURT. COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. Filed: December 14, 2015. Index No.: 2014-999. SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS AND NOTICE. Mortgaged Premises: 8307 Spicebush Trail, Liverpool, (Town of Clay) NY 13090. BANK OF AMERICA, N.A., Plaintiff vs. Any unknown heirs to the Estate of CAMILLE M. REITH, next of kin, devisees, legatees, distributees, grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, trustees, executors, administrators or successors in interest, as well as the respective heirs at law, next of kin, devisees, legatees, distributees, grantees, assignees, lienors, trustees, executors, administrators or successors in interest of the aforesaid classes of persons, if they or any of them be dead, all of whom and whose names and places of residence are unknown to the plaintiff; Defendants. TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in the above entitled action and to serve a copy of your Answer on Plaintiff’s attorney within twenty (20) days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner than by personal delivery within the State. The United States of America, if designated as a Defendant in this action, may answer or appear within sixty (60) days of service hereof. In case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. NOTICE OF NATURE OF ACTION AND RELIEF SOUGHT THE OBJECT of the above captioned action is for the foreclosure of: Mortgage bearing the date of August 19, 2003, executed by Camille M. Reith (deceased) to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. MERS acting solely as a nominee for Countrywide Home Loans, Inc. to secure the sum of $64,000.00, and interest, and recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County on August 25, 2003 in Book 13566 Page 0198. That Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Countrywide Home Loans, Inc. duly assigned said Note and Mortgage to Bank of

RIPPLESYR, LLC, a Domestic LLC, filed with the Secretary of State of NY (SSNY) on November 12, 2015. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against

America, N.A., successor by merger to BAC Home Loan Servicing LP, FKA Countrywide Home Loans Servicing, LP by Assignment dated July 27, 2012 and recorded on August 8, 2012 in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County in Book 16889 Page 0389. The relief sought in the within action is a final judgment directing the sale of the Mortgaged Premises described above to satisfy the debt secured by the Mortgage described above. Plaintiff designates Onondaga County as the place of trial. The basis of venue is the County in which the Mortgaged Premises is situated. Section:055. Block: 03. Lot: 05.0. DATED:September 21, 2015. Rochester, New York. NOTICE. YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the Mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your Mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. SCHEDULE A. LEGAL DESCRIPTION. ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND, situate in the Town of Clay, County of Onondaga, State of New York, being part of Farm Lot 36 in said Town and being more particularly described as Lot No. 127 Pine Gate Acres, Section 2, according to a map of said Tract made by Alfred N. Ianuzi, Licensed Land Surveyor, and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office June 1, 1979 as Map No. 5782. SUMMONS SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA, INDEX NO. 2015EF3257, LANCE PATTERSON o/b/o and as the Natural Parent and Guardian of OLIVIA PATTERSON, an Infant, Plaintiff, -against- MUHAMMAD BAQIR, JESSICA L. HAYDEN,

WIDRICK LEASING, INC., JRW AUTO RENTAL, INC., RENT-A-WRECK a/k/a RENT-A-WRECK of SYRACUSE, FORD MOTOR COMPANY, TRW VEHICLE SAFETY SYSTEMS, INC., and TRW AUTOMOTIVE U.S., LLC, Defendants. TO THE DEFENDANT JESSICA L. HAYDEN – YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and required to serve upon plaintiff’s attorneys an answer to the complaint in this action within twenty (20) days after the service is complete if the Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York. In case of your failure to answer, judgment will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Trial is venued in Onondaga County which is based on the plaintiff’s residence. Dated: January 7, 2016 WILLIAMS & RUDDEROW, PLLC BY: S. ROBERT WILLIAMS, ESQ. and MICHELLE RUDDEROW, ESQ., Attorneys for Plaintiff, 250 Harrison Street, Suite 302, Syracuse, New York 13202. Telephone (315) 472-7250. SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS Index No. 20151078 STATE OF NEW YORK SUPREME COURT – COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. HSBC BANK USA, N.A., Plaintiff, -vsTHE HEIRS AT LARGE

OF PATRICIA A. PEDDER A/K/A PATRICIA A. CHAWGO, DECEASED, and all persons who are husbands, widows, grantees, mortgagees, lienors, heirs, devisees, distributees, successors in interest of such of them as may be dead, and their husbands and wives, heirs, devisees, distributees and successors of interest of all of whom and whose names and places are unknown to Plaintiff; STATE FARM BANK, F.S.B., CYPRESS FINANCIAL RECOVERIES, LLC, APO HSBC; CHASE BANK USA, N.A.; BEVERLY GREEN; CROUSE HEALTH HOSPITAL DBA CROUSE HOSPITAL; FIA CARD SERVICES NA; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE; “JOHN DOE” AND “JANE DOE” said names being fictitious, it being the intention of Plaintiff to designate any and all occupants of premises being foreclosed herein, Defendants. Mortgaged Premises: 8248 BEEHIVE CIRCLE, LIVERPOOL, NY 13090. TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT(S): YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in the above entitled action and to serve a copy of your Answer on the plaintiff’s attorney within twenty (20) days of

the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, or within thirty (30) days after service of the same is complete where service is made in any manner other than by personal delivery within the State. The United States of America, if designated as a defendant in this action, may answer or appear within sixty (60) days of service hereof. Your failure to appear or answer will result in a judgment against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. In the event that a deficiency balance remains from the sale proceeds, a judgment may be entered against you, unless the Defendant obtained a bankruptcy discharge and such other or further relief as may be just and equitable. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer to the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the

summons and protect your property. Sending payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. That this action is being amended to include an additional A/K/A of PATRICIA A. CHAWGO. That this action is also being amended to include UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE. ONONDAGA County is designated as the place of trial. The basis of venue is the location of the mortgaged premises. Dated: OCTOBER 7, 2015. Mark K. Broyles, Esq. FEIN SUCH & CRANE, LLP. Attorneys for Plaintiff. Office and P.O. Address 28 East Main Street, Suite 1800, Rochester, New York 14614. Telephone No. (585) 232-7400. Section: 069.1. Block: 12. Lot: 11.5. NATURE AND OBJECT OF ACTION. The object of the above action is to foreclose a mortgage held by the Plaintiff recorded in the County of ONONDAGA, State of New York as more particularly described in the Complaint herein. TO THE

DEFENDANT, the plaintiff makes no personal claim against you in this action. To the above named defendants: The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of the HON. ANTHONY PARIS, a justice of the Supreme Court of the State of N.Y., dated NOVEMBER 25, 2015 and filed along with the supporting papers in the ONONDAGA County Clerk’s Office. This is an action to foreclose a Mortgage. The premises is described as follows: ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND, situate in the Town of Clay, County of Onondaga and State of New York, being part of Farm Lot No. 48 in said Town and being more particularly described as Lot E, Block 13 Amended, Fairway East Townhouses, Section 2, according to a map of said tract made by Alfred N. Ianuzi, L.L.S., and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on March 2, 1988 as Map No. 6777. Premises known as 8248 BEEHIVE CIRCLE, LIVERPOOL, NY 13090. SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY, AS TRUSTEE UNDER THE NOVASTAR MORTGAGE FUNDING TRUST, SERIES 2007-1, V.

DOLORES T. COLLARD, et al. NOTICE OF SALE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN pursuant to a Final Judgment of Foreclosure dated 7/30/2015, and entered in the Office of the Clerk of the County of ONONDAGA, wherein DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY, AS TRUSTEE UNDER THE NOVASTAR MORTGAGE FUNDING TRUST, SERIES 20071 is the Plaintiff and DOLORES T. COLLARD, ET AL. are the Defendant(s). I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the ONONDAGA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, 2ND FLOOR, WEST WING, 401 MONTGOMERY STREET SYRACUSE, NY 13202, on 1/21/2016 at 9:30am, premises known as 3476 HORSE SHOE ISLAND ROAD, CLAY, NY 13041: Section 012 Block 01 Lot 08.0: ALL THAT CERTAIN PLOT, PIECE OR PARCEL OF LAND, WITH THE BUILDINGS AND IMPROVEMENTS THEREON ERECTED, SITUATE IN THE TOWN OF CLAY, COUNTY OF ONONDAGA AND STATE OF NEW YORK. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed Judgment Index # 5495/2008. Pamela Munson, Esq.- Referee. RAS Boriskin, LLC 900 Merchants Concourse, Suite 106, Westbury, New York 11590, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

SUPREME COURT STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. NOTICE OF SALE. Index No. 2014-829. RJI No. 33-14-3361. Hon. Walter Hafner, Jr., A.J.S.C. CITIZENS BANK, N.A. f/k/a RBS CITIZENS, N.A., Plaintiff againstDONALD R. CROSSMAN, individually and as heir-at-law and distributee of Charles A. Crossman, deceased, late of the Town of East Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, NORTH MEDICAL P.C., MRC RECEIVABLES CORP., CCU LLC, PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK by and through the Commissioner of Taxation and Finance, ONONDAGA COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES, BENEFICIAL HOMEOWNER SERVICE CORPORATION, and FRANK CROSSMAN, SCOTT CROSSMAN, CYNTHIA BAXTER, and TAMMY JOHNSON as heirs-atlaw and distributees of Charles A. Crossman, deceased, late of the Town of East Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, JOHN ROE and JANE ROE, said names being fictitious and unknown to Plaintiff, the persons or parties intended being all other heirs and distributees of the said Charles A. Crossman, UNTED STATES OF AMERICA, Defendants.

In pursuance of a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale duly made on December 1, 2015, and entered in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on December 11, 2015, I the undersigned, the referee, will now sell at public auction, in the second floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street in the public meeting area located outside the main entrance of the County Clerk’s Office, Syracuse, New York, on January 28, 2016 at 10:00 o’clock in the forenoon of that date, the premises directed by said judgment to be sold which are commonly known as 7544 Taft Road, Town of Cicero, Onondaga County, New York, (mailing address 7544 Taft Road, East Syracuse, New York) Tax Map No. 064.-02-17.0. A complete legal description can be obtained upon request from plaintiff’s attorney. Judgment amount - $71,221.38 plus interest, costs and expenses. Dated: December 17, 2015. Baldwinsville, New York. Charles Farrell, Esq., Referee. COOPER ERVING & SAVAGE, LLP. Attorneys for Plaintiff. 39 North Pearl Street. Albany, New York 12207. (518) 449-3900.

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GEMINI. (May 21-June 20) Here’s my proposal: Get in touch with your madness. And don’t tell me you have no madness. We all do. But listen: When I use the word “madness,” I don’t mean howling rage, hurtful lunacy or out-of-control misbehavior. I’m calling on the experimental part of you that isn’t always polite and reasonable; the exuberant rebel who is attracted to wild truths rather than calming lies; the imaginative seeker who pines for adventures on the frontiers of your understanding. Now is an excellent time to tap into your inner maverick.

CANCER. (June 21-July 22) Here’s an excerpt from Dorianne Laux’s poem “Antilamentation”: “Regret nothing. Not the cruel novels you read to the end just to find out who killed the cook. Not the insipid movies that made you cry in the dark. Not the lover you left quivering in a hotel parking lot. Not the nights you called god names and cursed your mother, sunk like a dog in the living room couch, chewing your nails.” I’m giving you a good dose of Laux’s purifying rant in the hope that it will incite you to unleash your own. The time is favorable to summon an expanded appreciation for the twists and tweaks of your past, even those that seemed torturous in the moment. Laux doesn’t regret the TV set she threw out the upstairs window or the stuck onion rings she had to sweep off the dirty restaurant floor, and I hope you will be that inclusive. LEO. (July 23-Aug. 22) “Modesty is the art of drawing attention to whatever it is you’re being humble about,” said Alfred E. Neuman, the fictitious absurdist whose likeness often appears on the cover of Mad magazine. I’m here to tell you, Leo, that now is an excellent time to embody this aphorism. You are in a perfect position to launch a charm offensive by being outrageously unassuming. The less you brag about yourself and the more you praise other people, the better able you will be to get exactly what you want. Being unegotistical and non-narcissistic is an excellent strategy for serving your selfish needs. VIRGO. (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “To go wrong in one’s own way is better than to go right in someone else’s,” says a character in Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s novel Crime and Punishment. I don’t agree with that idea 100 percent of the time. Sometimes our wrong ideas are so delusional that we’re better off getting interrupted and redirected by the wiser insights of others. But for the near future, Virgo, I recommend Dostoyevsky’s prescription for your use. One of your key principles will be to brandish your unique perspectives. Even if they’re not entirely right and reasonable, they will lead you to what you need to learn next. LIBRA. (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “I love kissing,” testifies singer-songwriter Sufjan Stevens. “If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because

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there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep.” I invite you to temporarily adopt this expansive obsession, Libra. The astrological omens suggest that you need more sweet slippery sensual tender interaction than usual. Why? Because it will unleash sweet slippery sensual tender emotions and sweet slippery sensual tender thoughts, all of which will awaken a surge of dormant creativity. Which you also need very much.

SCORPIO. (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “Everything has

been said before,” said French author André Gide, “but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.” I am happy to inform you that you’re about to be temporarily exempt from this cynical formulation. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be able to drive home certain points that you have been trying to make over and over again for quite a while. The people who most need to hear them will finally be able to register your meaning. (P.S. This breakthrough will generate optimal results if you don’t gloat. Be grateful and understated.)

SAGITTARIUS. (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Do you want

more money, Sagittarius? Are there treasures you wish you could have, but you can’t afford them? Do any exciting experiences and life-enhancing adventures remain off-limits because of limited resources? If your answer to any of these questions is yes, now would be an excellent time to formulate plans and take action to gather increased wealth. I don’t guarantee total success if you do, but I promise that your chance to make progress will be higher than usual. Cosmic tendencies are leaning in the direction of you getting richer quicker, and if you collaborate with those tendencies, financial magic could materialize.

CAPRICORN. (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “It’s a terrible

thing to wait until you’re ready,” proclaims actor Hugh Laurie. He goes even further: “No one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready.” His counsel is too extreme for my tastes. I believe that proper preparation is often essential. We’ve got to get educated about the challenges we want to take on. We need to develop at least some skills to help us master our beloved goals. On the other hand, it’s impossible to ever be perfectly prepared and educated and skilled. If you postpone your quantum leaps of faith until every contingency has been accounted for, you’ll never leap. Right now, Capricorn, Laurie’s view is good advice.

AQUARIUS. (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Fate has trans-

formed a part of your life that you didn’t feel ready to have transformed. I won’t offer my condolences, though, because I’ve guessed a secret that you don’t know about yet. The mythic fact, as I see it, is that whatever you imagine you have had to let go of will ultimately come back to you in a revised and revivified form -- maybe sooner than you think. Endings and beginnings are weaving their mysteries together in unforeseen ways. Be receptive to enigmatic surprises.

PISCES. (Feb. 19-March 20) Good news: Your eagerness to think big is one of your superpowers. Bad news: It’s also one of your liabilities. Although it enables you to see how everything fits together, it may cause you to overlook details about what’s undermining you. Good news: Your capacity for intense empathy is a healing balm for both others and yourself. At least potentially, it means you can be a genius of intimacy. Bad news: Your intense empathy can make you fall prey to the emotional manipulation of people with whom you empathize. Good news: Your willingness to explore darkness is what makes your intelligence so profound. Bad news: But that’s also why you have to wrestle so fiercely with fear. Good news: In the next four weeks, the positive aspects of all the above qualities will be ascendant.

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