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C A M ABBATH S Arch parody of fast food and heavy metal comes to Syracuse By Jessica Novak

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Adam Hirtle, 30, told police in Colorado Springs, Colo., that he removed his boot and shot himself in the foot on purpose because he wanted to see how it felt. After satisfying his curiosity, he “placed his boot back on his foot and then intentionally shot himself in the foot” a second time, police said. (The Denver Post)

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James Brickman filed a lawsuit against Fitbit, claiming that his wrist-worn Fitbit Flex “consistently overestimated sleep by 67 minutes per night.” The suit, filed in a San Francisco federal court, accused the company of misleading consumers by touting that its gadgets present “exact” sleep data. “Thinking you are sleeping up to 67 minutes more than you actually are can obviously cause health consequences,

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Melanie Nash, 53, admitted smashing the concrete vault that held her father’s corpse, along with three other people, and rifling through the casket in search of his “real will” because she felt she hadn’t received her proper inheritance. Instead, she found only vodka and cigarettes. Police in Colebrook, N.H., discovered the crime the next day when a patrolman reported “the gravesite of Eddie Nash did not look right.” Judge Peter Bornstein said when he sentenced Nash to 1 ½ to three years in prison, “That is the understatement of the century.” (Associated Press)

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Zigging the Zags: Syracuse and Gonzaga have met just once, in the 2010 NCAA Tournament. In the second round in TAKE Buffalo, Wes Johnson had 31 points and 14 rebounds as the Orange routed the Bulldogs, 87-65.

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ollowing the Syracuse University men’s basketball team’s March 18 win over Dayton in the first round of the NCAA Tournament, Orange fifth-year seniors Michael Gbinije and Trevor Cooney were asked if the victory was especially satisfying because so many college basketball pundits said SU didn’t belong in the tournament. Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim jumped in before they could answer. “Nobody that said we didn’t deserve (to be) in knows anything about basketball, so we didn’t think about it,” Boeheim said, mixing his pronouns but you get the point. “They were just doing it to be cute. We don’t need to react to those things, and these guys don’t listen to that stuff.” But when CBS sideline reporter Dana Jacobson asked Gbinije a similar question following the Orange’s second-round win over Middle Tennessee, Gbinije had a better and more honest answer. Specifically, Jacobson asked what Gbinije would say to all of those experts who said SU didn’t deserve an invite. “Thank you for the motivation,” Gbinije said, smiling at the camera before hustling off to the joyous Orange locker room. Clearly, this is a motivated and rejuvenated Orange bunch that was left for dead two weeks ago, when SU’s frantic comeback fell short against Pittsburgh in

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the Atlantic Coast Conference Tournament. Cooney, who missed a last-second 3-pointer that would have won the game, called it “one of the toughest losses I’ve ever had.” Having lost five of their last six games, and having finished below .500 in the ACC (9-10, counting the tournament loss), Boeheim and the Orange fully expected to be sitting out the NCAA Tournament dance. But citing SU’s five wins over top-50 teams, the NCAA Tournament Selection Committee gave the Orange an at-large berth and a No. 10 seed in the Midwest Region. Syracuse’s vaunted 2-3 zone defense confounded No. 7 seed Dayton, which couldn’t make a layup, and No. 15 Middle Tennessee (on March 20), which couldn’t make a jumper, and the Orange received offensive contributions from all seven of its regulars as SU blitzed Dayton 70-51 and Middle Tennessee 75-50 to earn the 19th “Sweet 16” appearance in program history. “I think that last loss to Pitt really woke us up,

and we really turned it up a notch,” said Orange center DaJuan Coleman, a Jamesville-DeWitt High School product who had eight points and five rebounds against Middle Tennessee. The Orange did catch a break when Middle Tennessee pulled off one of the biggest upsets in tournament history by shocking Big Ten Conference champion and No. 2 seed Michigan State in the first round. (Be honest.: You had Michigan State beating Syracuse in your tournament bracket, didn’t you?) “Bottom line is, you get in, you have that opportunity and you’re going to have to beat somebody good,” Boeheim said. “It’s as simple as that. I’m sure everybody thinks we’re happy that Michigan State got beat, but this team beat them. It’s not like it’s going to be an easy game.” It wasn’t as easy as the final score indicated because the Orange, leading just 40-39 midway through the second half, went on a 21-2 run to end the Blue Raiders’ quest to become just the second No. 15 seed to advance to the Sweet 16. Now, SU (21-13) faces another double-digit seed as it meets No. 11 Gonzaga (28-7) at around 9:40 p.m. on Friday, March 25, at the United Center in Chicago, with the winner facing either No. 1 Virginia or No. 4 Iowa State in the Elite Eight. Like Syracuse, Gonzaga is seemingly saving its best for the postseason as the Bulldogs routed No. 6 Seton Hall by 16 points and No. 3 Utah by 23 in the first two rounds in Denver. Gonzaga’s twin towers — 6-foot-10 forward Kyle Wiltjer (20.4 points, 6.4 rebounds per game) and 6-11 forward Domantas Sabonis (17.5, 11.7) — will be a handful for SU’s smaller frontcourt players. And Wiltjer and Sabonis anchor a defense that limited Seton Hall’s Isaiah Whitehead, an all-Big East Conference first-teamer, and Utah’s Jakob Poeltl, the Pac-12 Conference Player of the Year and NBA lottery prospect, to their lowest scoring outputs of the season. But the Orange is battle-tested, having played nine games against seven of the Sweet 16 teams this season (North Car-

olina, Virginia, Duke, Miami and Notre Dame from the ACC, plus Texas A&M and Wisconsin). And Boeheim said when SU is making shots, like it did against Middle Tennessee (shooting a season-high 55.1 percent), the Orange can play with any team in the country. “I think we just have to make sure we understand that there’s a lot to be done, a lot can be done, a lot of good things can happen and we have to focus on that, the next game and not really look backward,” Boeheim said. “There will be time to look backward, some day.”

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Another team that’s looking ahead is the Syracuse women’s basketball team, which reached the Sweet 16 of the women’s NCAA Tournament for the first time in program history. Coach Quentin Hillsman’s Orange, the No. 4 seed in the Sioux Falls Region, will face No. 1 South Carolina at either 7 or 9:30 p.m. on Friday, March 25, at the Sanford Pentagon in Sioux Falls, S.D. (The game time was not determined until after the Syracuse New Times went to press.) The Orange (27-7) advanced to the Sweet 16 by routing No. 13 seed Army 73-56 and No. 12 Albany 76-59 last

weekend at the Carrier Dome. “It was just one of those feelings where it was a long time coming,” said Orange redshirt junior guard Brittney Sykes, who scored a game-high 24 points against Albany, tying a school record for the NCAA Tournament. “This program has been building itself since Coach Q began it and now that we’re going to the Sweet 16, we can go farther than that. “That’s not our goal,” Sykes added. “We won our game, but now it’s to win the rest of them.” In addition to setting a school record with its 27th win of the year, the Orange senior class also matched the school record with its 96th victory. “It’s just an amazing feeling for our players,” Hillsman said. “They work hard and they really deserve this moment. I am happy for them. We are really excited to be moving on to the next round.” Against Albany, junior guard Alexis Peterson scored 15 points in the first half and hit a key basket late in the third quarter when the Great Danes, who had overcome a 17-point deficit to upset No. 5 seed Florida in the first round, appeared poised to make another comeback. But the Orange, which was ousted in the first round of the tournament in 2013 and the second round in each of the

last two years, finally broke through to the Sweet 16. “We’ve worked extremely, extremely hard to get to this point,” Peterson said. “The last couple of years we’ve come up short, so to get over this hump is big for us and it’s big for our team.” SNT

Support the public schools and colleges our kids deserve. For the first time in years, New York State has a $5.4 billion budget surplus, instead of a deficit. State lawmakers should use some of that surplus now, to correct years of inadequate funding for public education. Moreover, the flawed tax cap law has worsened the funding problem. Because the tax cap is near zero, school districts across the state are unable to raise the revenue needed to provide the academic and support services our kids need and deserve. In fact, more than ten percent of school districts will be forced to cut their school budgets, inflicting even more pain on students.

NYSUT is calling for: n a school aid increase of $2.5 billion and, n a $1 billion increase in state funding for SUNY, CUNY and New York’s community colleges.

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ho needs Uber when you’ve got Tuber? Starting at 11 a.m. today on Wednesday, March 23, and continuing until sunset, residents of Syracuse and a few lucky inner suburbs are encouraged to experience an Uber-like ride-share service provided by, well, me. There’s no charge to ride. In fact, there’s an additional free gift. In keeping with the name of my alarmingly unregulated startup company, each passenger will receive a free salt potato (uncooked), plus scintillating conversation. Tuber: “We get you there later, but you get a tater.” To request a pickup, just send me an email anytime between 11 a.m. and 7:20 p.m. at jeffmkramer@ gmail.com, telling me precisely where you are in Syracuse, East Syracuse, DeWitt, North Syracuse, Salina or Geddes, and where you wish to travel within that same area. As long as I’m not tied up with another passenger — or drunk — I’ll send you a confirmation email and estimated arrival time. Then just look for my gray 2008 Honda Element. Safety (as in mine) is the top priority, so a limit of two passengers per trip will be enforced by my 75-pound shepherd mix, Larry, who will ride shotgun

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— or anywhere in the vehicle he pleases. Please note that while Larry is blessed with a generally amiable temperament, his teeth are impressively large and intact. Also, judging from his persistent encounters with porcupines and other wildlife, he lacks the capacity to feel pain or to evaluate his actions in a moral framework. In other words, treat your Tuber team with the courtesy and respect it deserves, and you’ll have a pleasant, rabies-free journey. There’s more fine print to follow, but first let me explain why I’m doing this. As many of you know, Uber and similar companies are banned in New York state except for the New York City area. In a process akin to an anaconda digesting a bicycle, our esteemed Legislature (official motto: “I wish to plead not guilty, Your Honor”) is considering measures that would let the whole state participate in

the half-decade-old global transportation phenomenon. Meanwhile, you can hail Uber in Kuala Lumpur and Walla Walla, Wash., but not in upstate New York. So, in addition to providing a free trial to readers, I’m hoping to make a point to Albany. Can we just once fast-track a piece of legislation that possibly won’t benefit a special interest, result in payola for elected officials or yield no-show jobs for the politically connected. Just this one time. Please? Yeah, I get it. Uber isn’t perfect. Some Uber drivers aren’t regular bathers. A tiny percentage are homicidal maniacs. The lowest of the low don’t have GPS. But those flaws just as easily describe the New York State Senate. Rather than let perfection be the enemy of the good, let’s view these ride-share companies as the kind of natural evolution that defines a healthy capitalist system. Trust me, I’m no tool of Uber. It will be a cold day in hell before I climb into one of their insane freelance death jalopies. But give Uber credit: In some ways, they built a better mousetrap. They’re typically faster, more efficient and cheaper than the $60 I’ve shelled out for the 19-mile cab ride from the Syracuse airport to Jamesville. Heck, we’ve got lap dancers who don’t charge that much per ride. Or so I’ve been told. But getting back to Tuber. In addition to the aforementioned stipulations, Tuber guarantees a smoke-free vehicle that recently had an old parking garage receipt professionally extracted from the interior blower fan, meaning the vehicle no longer sounds like it’s about to explode. (Upon accepting this service, the passenger acknowledges that the vehicle could explode at any time.) Also important: My car, my radio station. Finally, by using Tuber, all passengers acknowledge that they might be mentioned in a follow-up column in the Syracuse New Times, and that their likeness might be published in the form of a low-quality camera phone photo taken at a red light ... by Larry. That about covers it. Thank you in advance for using Tuber. Enjoy the ride. SNT

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The As Bad As I Wanna Be exhibit runs through April 23 at the Community Folk Art Center, 805 E. Genesee St. The gallery is open Tuesdays through Fridays, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Saturdays, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. For more information, call 442-2230.

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VISUALIZING RACISM, IDENTITY AND GENDER

he Community Folk Art Center hosts As Bad As I Wanna Be: Reimaging Black Womanhood, featuring work by three artists whose pieces both reflect on their own experiences and discuss gender, race and cultural context. To initiate that discussion, each has selected varying visual approaches. Delita Martin, for example, has two pieces that touch directly on family life, using familiar objects to communicate that experience. “Mother of Mine” combines a depiction of an elderly woman and two coffeepots.

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The artist also does large, bold portraits of African-American women such as “Felise in Blue,” a work created with conte crayons, acrylic, gelatin painting and hand-stitched fabric. It encompasses abundant blue color, fabric on canvas, and a merging

of the piece’s elements; Felise’s face is decorated with visual patterns that appear throughout the work. The artist uses the same media in creating “Quilted Angel,” an artwork emphasizing orange and gold colors. It’s a striking piece, prompting a second or third look by a viewer. In “The Watcher,” the subject looks directly at viewers. This isn’t a mere visualization of a stare-down. Martin is communicating more complex ideas, with one possibility being the perspective people bring to everyday encounters. Artist Nina Buxenbaum is a woman of biracial heritage, the child of African-American and German-Jewish parents. Her pieces, done in mixed media or oils, stress the notion that identity is complex. Several of them portray two women, as in the work where a white woman touches the hair of an African-American woman. In a second work, two woman interact; very near them there’s a blue-colored doll. Another oil-on-linen artwork, “Reflection,” portrays a woman deep in thought, while another references conflict, with one woman trying to strangle another. These, and other works, aren’t suggesting that Buxenbaum’s identity, or that of any person, can be neatly divided into two selves. Rather, they point to the issue of assumptions made simply on the basis of a person’s appearance. Moreover, while the artist’s own experiences certainly influence her work, there’s a larger conversation going on, one exploring how identity is formed. Artist Kenyatta A.C. Hinkle has works from three of her projects on display. One piece, “Tituba The Two-Headed Woman,” refers to a slave who gave key testimony

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that nation was a colonial power in Africa. The postcards depict African women as primitives. In one instance, she inserted material that hangs down on the subject’s face and functions as a mask. In “Metropolis,” Hinkle placed terrain, as seen in a map, over the postcard. Finally, “Infestation” has correction fluid sprinkled over a photo, critiquing the postcards’ perspective and impact. The pieces develop a common theme: Those who control cultural imagery have significant power. As Bad As I Wanna Be presents works by three emerging artists, all of whom who have developed their own visual vocabularies. It takes a while to get acquainted with their pieces, and that’s particularly true of Hinkle’s artworks, which come from three of her projects. Nonetheless, the exhibition is meant to challenge viewers and to showcase artists who take nontraditional approaches. SNT

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BURGER TIME Mac Sabbath, an arch parody of fast food and heavy metal, comes to Syracuse By Jessica Novak Mike Odd, manager of Mac Sabbath, didn’t see the band’s success coming. What started with an anonymous phone call and a strange meeting in a hamburger joint has since become an international sensation — in less than three years. “I had no idea how big it would get or how fast it would move,” he admits in a phone interview from the road. The band, currently in the middle of their longest road trip yet, has already slammed its Rock-Sham-Shake tour through Texas, Florida and Virginia. They’ll play the Lost Horizon on Saturday, March 26, 7 p.m. According to Odd, the history of Mac Sabbath began when a singer named Ronald Osbourne anonymously called up Odd in late 2013 and persuaded him to meet at a restaurant in Chatsworth, Calif. Osbourne knew about Odd’s experiences as a singer with Rosemary’s Billygoat, the cultish Los Angeles rock

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outfit that dressed up in horrific costumes and was influenced by acts such as shock rockers Alice Cooper and GWAR. “I sat there and waited and waited until this clown burst in the door,” Odd recalls. “He was dripping with red and yellow dirty tassels scraping the floor. He sat in the booth I was in and started spewing out random ideas and concepts, completely bowling me over. He told me it was my destiny to manage his band Mac Sabbath, to bring his secret project above ground. “By the time we got kicked out of that place, he asked me to come to another similar place, but at three in the morning. It was the basement of a burger joint where I watched Mac Sabbath perform among cardboard boxes of freeze-dried condiments and burgers.” Odd’s experience was memorable, albeit bizarre and frightening. The band performed dressed like characters from Mc-

Royales with cheese: Mac Sabbath includes vocalist Ronald Osbourne, Slayer MacCheeze on guitar, bassist Grimalice and Catburglar on drums.

Adding to the Mac mythology, Odd claims that Osbourne has traveled through the time-space continuum to spread the word about drive-through dining, kind of like The Terminator meets Fast Food Nation. “He insists he’s been back to the 1970s to warn them what will happen to food and that we need to get back to the ideology of the 1970s when food and music were genuine,” Odd says. Despite their success, Odd isn’t sure about releasing recorded music, either. Osbourne is slow to adopt modern technology, insisting that he’d rather release their tuneage on 8-track tapes, in keeping with the tradition of the 1970s-era music contraptions. “I’m trying to find 8-track manufacturers,” Odd says. “It’s been very unsuccessful. Trying to figure out where it’s headed is interesting, but I’m figuring it out.” Odd also insists that weird as the show sounds, it needs to be seen to be understood. “When we walk into the club, it’s an eyebrows-up sort of situation,” he says. “It’s ‘Why this?’ and ‘Why that?’ But after they see it, it’s completely different. People fall in love with it. Just watching these characters up there playing songs is one thing. Then this crazy weird thing goes on in each song. Ronald pulls in the crowd, there’s audience interaction. There’s birthday party tricks, laser-eyed skull clowns on the stage and inflatable burgers bopping around the crowd. It’s a multimedia experience.” On top of that, Odd insists the music is great. “They’re fantastic musicians,” he says. “It’s really hard to figure out how these creatures are manipulating the instruments as well as they do.” Mac Sabbath visits the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road, on Saturday, March 26, 7 p.m. Opening acts include Pale Green Stars and Reefer Southerland. Admission is $15 in advance, $20 at the door. Tickets are available at thelosthorizon.com. More information on the band can be found at facebook. com/MacSabbath. SNT

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By James MacKillop Pat Lotito at the 2010 SALT Awards.

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CURTAIN CALL FOR SALT CITY CENTER’S BELOVED PAT LOTITO

Married couples can support each, fight for the same goals, share the same values and still maintain distinct aesthetics and personalities. Think of Eleanor and Franklin Roosevelt, or Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks. So it was with Pat and Joe Lotito, the hardest-working, most self-sacrificing team on the Syracuse arts scene for nearly five decades. From the founding at the old warehouse on Peat 64th CNY artists half page New times.qxp_Layout 2/9/16 PMforPage Street in the late 1960s, the1Salt City 1:18 Center the 1

Performing Arts programs always carried pictures of founder Joseph N. Lotito, Pat’s husband who died in 2009. Joe directed and appeared in many Salt City Center productions, sometimes admirably. But as a tireless jill of all trades as well as music director, Pat —who died Jan. 9 at age 87—was vital to every production. Performing the score of Jesus Christ Superstar more often than anyone on earth is actually one of her lesser accomplishments.

Humor united and defined them. Joe knew how to tell a joke and get a laugh when his character was required to deliver one. Pat, a blonde from Kansas City, brimmed with a subtle, often impish wit that could rise to any occasion. She loved to compete in the New Yorker cartoon caption contests. During a rehearsal for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street in the 1980s, actor Robert “Tank” Steingraber was standing near Pat’s piano when a lethal-sized piece of plaster fell off the Salt City ceiling (a former synagogue erected in 1916) and landed squarely on her goose-necked lamp. The shattered bulb sprayed sparks over the whole piano and keyboard. Unfazed, never missing a beat, Pat crooned to Steingraber, “Ain’t this place something.” Quite apart from her facility at generating laughter, as seen in her poetry and song lyrics, Pat could brandish the penetrating wit that shapes insight. This was best on display in her deeply personal show of Alice in Wanderland in 1991, with about 30 songs in a variety of styles from rock and reggae to Puccini. All the numbers were tailored to fit the talents and stage personae of Salt City Center veterans, including Tony Brown as the White Rabbit, husband Joe as the Mad

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Pat Lotito served as musical director for many Salt City Center shows, including (clockwise from top left) the 1980s-era musical blockbusters Two by Two (featuring Bob Brown and Joe Lotito), Sweeney Todd (with Joe Lotito and Robert Steingraber) and Jesus Christ Superstar.

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Hatter, Frank Fiumano as the Cheshire Cat, and Bill Molesky as a Rasta Caterpillar, the only local show ever to attempt that. The libretto spins off Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, of course, only the consumption of white pills here signals death, not a dreamworld. Lotito never invited a comparison of herself with Lewis Carroll, but there it was: existential ambiguities and in-joke pranks in the guise of a children’s entertainment. It was also frequently hilarious and eminently singable. Popular music from classic Broadway through rock, country and even rap filled the seats. There was no rhythm or beat alien to Pat’s keyboard, and none she could not master. Still, as she had come east to attend Baltimore’s highly selective Peabody Institute, one always had the impression her heart was in the classics. She got on well with classical musicians, among them Calvin Custer, longtime assistant conductor of the Syracuse Symphony Orchestra. Custer, who died young from cancer, also bridged the classical and pop idioms and enjoyed a national reputation. Company regulars report that Pat Lotito was never happier than when playing poker with Custer, trading barbs and matching erudition. This led to another show close to her

heart: the bittersweet, one-act opera from the early 2001, Candle in the Wind, based partly on the folktale “Stone Soup.” The cast included Jill Ozinski, one of the clearest sopranos on the scene, and baritone Jimi James, often heard at Syracuse Opera. Enthusiastic audiences, who compared Candle’s score favorably with the works of Gian Carlo Menotti, included Richard McKee, then artistic director of Syracuse Opera. Central New York Jazz Orchestra executive director Larry Luttinger was listed as co-author when Candle was released in CD in 2008. Pat could work with collaborators, or she might forge ahead solo, as with Alice and earlier with Yes (1979), featuring Bob Brown, Mary Cartier and Cindy Volzing. She joined forces with longtime Salt City Center presence Bob Fitzsimmons for Throne (1986), based partially on Mark Twain’s The Prince and the Pauper. Fitzsimmons, who also suffered an untimely death, was a poker-playing pal like Custer and Luttinger. The last collaborator was a whirlwind named Ken Prescott, who flew into town for a few frenzied seasons but left a lasting mark. He helped to launch A Dickens of a Christmas in December 1994, with dialogue from A Christmas Carol and all music from Lotito. As with Alice, some roles were tailored for local players,

notably a growling-to-ebullient Scrooge for Bill Molesky and the orotund Ghost of Christmas Present for Steingraber. Not only is Dickens the all-time box office champ for locally written shows, but it’s the only local product to have toured Palm Springs (!). While there, Pat told a Kentucky-born busboy to come to Syracuse and play leads. That’s what Steve Kazee did, vaulting on to win a Tony Award for Once two years ago. Pat Lotito was one of the most loved figures in local theater. That affection and admiration arose from thousands of acts of generosity and encouragement not visible to a journalist’s eye. She gave a smile and a boost up when a lash of disgust would have been appropriate from a lesser person. Shannon Tompkins remembers being a callow 16-year-old when she auditioned for the chorus of a production of 42nd Street. Although she later became a multiple Syracuse New Times Syracuse Area Live Theater (SALT) winner for performance and choreography, at that time Tompkins could not even read music, which she had to admit before the crowd. “Oh, honey,” assured Pat Lotito, “just follow the dots. When they go up, you go up, and when they go down, you go down.” SNT

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The Bells of Harmony will perform during the sixth annual Easter Extravaganza brunch on Sunday, March 27, from noon to 2 p.m. and TAKE 3 to 5 p.m. at Upstairs at Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St. Tickets are $32.95. Call 579-0400 or visit dinosaurbarbque.com.

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FOR WHOM THE BELLS TOLL

ifty years ago Charles Cannon left a little town in Georgia and headed for the Salt City, where several cousins had already migrated. “I was making $1.25 an hour,” he recalls. “I needed to better myself.” The transition went smoothly. “It was a Monday. I went to General Motors in the morning, filled out an application, and started working that night.” What Cannon missed, however, was the gospel singing that had provided his spirituality since age 10. So Cannon gathered family members and formed the Bells of Harmony. The gospel unit received a Lifetime Achievement Award when it was inducted into the Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) Hall of Fame during the March 3 ceremony at Upstairs at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. But an unexpected announcement slipped into his acceptance speech: Cannon shocked the gathered veterans of the local music scene with a quick reference to the group’s anticipated farewell.

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Many seemed not to have heard it, but those closest to the podium shouted, “NO!” in disbelief. In an interview a week later, Cannon clarified the group’s plans for the future. Noting that he never dreamed of a Hall of Fame possibility, unaware that people in other musical genres had any knowledge of his group, he said calmly, “We won’t be quitting, just retiring. I’ve got health issues which won’t allow those three-day trips on the road. Now when we go to New York City we’ll come back the same day.” For Cannon, New York City performance memories are matched by meaningful connections with the local Central New York community, at senior citizen centers, neighborhood parks, Juneteenth celebrations and the New York State Fair. High on his pride list are designation as the No. 1 group at the Central New York Gospel Explosion just two years after the Bells of Harmony formed, and also serving as an opening act for the Grammy Award-winning Mighty Clouds of Joy at Tucker

Baptist Church on Oakwood Avenue. Actually, plans to limit performances had been discussed for a year by Cannon and Howard Wright, who joined the group two years after it formed. The two are the only Bells of Harmony veterans remaining from the 1960s. “It’s just time,” Wright observed. “We’ve been up and down the road. It’s not going to be easy. We’ve touched a lot of lives. But we’re getting older. We might get together once a year for something special.” SNT The first “something special” will be a gala 50th anniversary concert on Saturday, April 30, 5 p.m., at the Double Tree Hotel, 6301 Carrier Parkway in East Syracuse. Appearing with the Bells of Harmony will be the local group Foundation and the Gospel Legends from Columbia, S.C. Tickets for the black tie affair are $50 and need to be purchased by April 1 at Collins Barbershop, 309 S. Crouse Ave. For information, call Kelvin Cannon, 807-3153, or Calvin Carter, 383-1411.

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T H U R S DAY 3/ 24 Syracuse University College of Law Variety Show. Thurs. 7 p.m. Budding legal

eagles showcase their hidden talents at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. Free. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

Melissa Ferrick. Thurs. 8 p.m. Veteran indie

singer-songwriter celebrates her recent 12th CD release with a mix of new and old favorites, plus Mo Kenney at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

Broccoli Samurai. Thurs. 9 p.m. Jamtronica

band serves an eclectic dance party, plus Strange Machines at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $7/advance, $10/door. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

F R I DAY 3/ 25 Weber Brothers. Fri. 7 p.m. Canadian roots

band, whose resume includes rocking with Ronnie Hawkins and Levon Helm, takes part in the Final Friday series at Theater Mack, Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $5. 253-8051, theatermack.org.

Harpeth Rising. Fri. 8 p.m. Maria DiMeglio,

Jordana Greenberg and Rebecca Reed-Lunn blend, twist and fuse genres at Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $22/general, $11/ students. 691-3550, earlvilleoperahouse.com.

Emma Jude. Fri. 8 p.m. Singer-songwriter

belts tunes in a low-key evening, plus Adam Gates at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Night Fever. Fri. 8 p.m. BeeGees tribute outfit promises maximum polyester boogie at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15. (800) 771-7711, turningstone.com.

Shane Pas’cal. Fri. 8 p.m. The singer-songwriter holds a CD release party for Small Time Fame with special guests at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $10. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.org.

Singer-Songwriter Showcase. Fri. 8 p.m.

sion of Black Sabbath visits, preceded by Pale Green Stars and Reefer Sutherland at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $15/advance, $20/door. 446-1934, thelosthorizon.com. 7:30 p.m. Enjoy folk, rock, country and more at the Steeple Coffeehouse, United Church of Fayetteville’s Steeple Coffeehouse, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $10. 663-7415.

Adapted from George Bernard Shaw’s play and Gabriel Pascal’s motion picture Pygmalion. Experience this fully staged version of the much beloved Neil Van Dorn Band. Sat. 8 p.m. Headliners classic MY FAIR LADY and enjoy the rock the waffle house, plus Slow Train at Funk simply loverly story of Eliza Doolittle, the N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles. cockney flower girl who8, becomes a pawn Friday, April 2016 at 8pmin a bet ticketfly.com. between Sunday, Professor Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering April 10, 2016 at 2pm Friday, April 8, 2016 at 8pm Schism. Sat. 8 p.m. Big Apple-based Tool and a delightful castplay of and characters. Themotion scorepicture includes Adapted from George Bernard Shaw's Gabriel Pascal's Pygmalion. Exp tribute band takes the stage at Monirae’s, 688 Sunday, April 10, 2016 at 2pm this fully staged version of the much belovedI Could classic MYHave FAIR LADY and enjoy simply love the unforgettable songs, Danced AlltheNight; of Eliza Doolittle, the cockney flower girl who becomes a pawn in a bet between Professor Route 10, Pennellville. $10/advance, $15/door. Adapted from George Bernard Shaw's play and Gabriel Pascal's motion picture Pygmalion. Experience The Rain In Spain; On The Street Where You Live, and andsimply Colonel Pickering this fully staged version of the much beloved classic MY FAIR LADY andHiggins enjoy the loverly storyand a delightful cast of characters. The score includes the unfo gigsmack.com. songs, I Could Haveothers. Danced All Night;in TheEnglish Rain In Spain; The Street Where You Live, and man of Eliza Doolittle, the cockney flower girl who becomes a pawn in a bet between Professor Henry many Sung withOnprojected titles. Sung in English with projected titles. Higgins and Colonel Pickering and a delightful cast of characters. The score includes the unforgettable Big Mean Sound Machine. Sat. 9 p.m. The songs, I Could Have Danced All Night; The Rain In Spain; On The Street Where You Live, and many others. at the Crouse-Hinds Theater at the Civic Center Performances 10-plus member band promises an invigorating Friday, April 8, 2016 8pm Performances at theatCrouse-Hinds Theater at the Civic Center Sung in English with projected titles. For tickets and information visit www.syracuseopera.org or call 315-476-7372 show at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. Sunday, 10, 2016visit at 2pm For tickets andApril information www.syracuseopera.org or call 315-476-7372 Performances at the Crouse-Hinds Theater at the Civic Center Adapted from George Bernard Shaw's play and Gabriel Pascal's motion picture Pygmalion. Experience funknwaffles.ticketfly.com. Our is now located attheSymphoria, For tickets and visit orLADY calland 315-476-7372 thisinformation fully staged version ofwww.syracuseopera.org theBoxoffice much beloved classic MY FAIR enjoy simply loverly story234 Harrison St., Syracuse

S U N DAY 3/ 27 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Roxy Roca. Sun. 7 p.m. Texas soul band drips

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M O N DAY 3/ 28 trio in concert, plus Just a Memory, Crows Cage and Failure Anthem at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $9.50. 446-1934, thelosthorizon.com.

Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T U E S DAY 3/ 29 Silverstein. Tues. 6 p.m. Canadian post-hard-

core specialists in action, preceded by West Berlin, Rarity, Cold Wind, Being as an Ocean and Emarosa at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $17/advance, $20/door. 446-1934, thelosthorizon.com.

Lip Sync Battle. Tues. 8 p.m. Syracuse Uni-

Measure, Jim Shaffer and Stacy White Suite perform during the fundraiser at Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $10. 682-1578, kellishhillfarm.com.

of Eliza Doolittle, the cockney flower girl who becomes a pawn in a bet between Professor Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering and a delightful cast of characters. The score includes the unforgettable songs, I Could Have Danced All Night; The Rain In Spain; On The Street Where You Live, and many others.

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Stephen Douglas Wolfe. Fri. 9 p.m. The

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Mac Sabbath. Sat. 7 p.m. The fast-food ver-

Kate Crawford hosts an evening of original music at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $10/advance, $12/door. 885-8960, cnyplayhouse.com. songwriter’s CD release party also features Amanda Rogers, Simple Life and Josh Coy at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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The duo hosts the weekly open mike at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $2. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com. versity’s OXFAM America chapter hosts a very on-time battle at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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March 31, April 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9 at 7:30 • April 3 at 2:00 Not long after the fall of the Berlin Wall, playwright Doug Wright began a conversation with Charlotte von Mahlsdorf, an elegant and eccentric 65-year-old German transvestite who, against all odds, hid from the Nazis in plain sight as a woman during WWII. Wright uses more than 30 characters - all played by one actor - to piece together Charlotte’s controversial life. The winner of the 2004 Pulitzer Prize for Drama and Tony Award for Best Play, I Am My Own Wife is a profound story of survival and is still timely to this day. Reserved Seating Adult/Seniors - $25.00 - Students - $20.00 MATURE AUDIENCE ADVISEMENT syracusenewtimes.com | 3.23.16 - 3.29.16

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Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 6 p.m.

Hold the Air. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Jeff Stockham. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road), noon.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Master Thieves. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike Jam. (Rock Garage, 6739 Pickard Drive), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Swung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge & Joe. (JP’s

Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 3/ 24 DJ Dread. (Lava, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Doug & Dave. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Grits Trio. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon), 6 p.m.

Harper. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Joe Henson & Taylor Price. (Parker’s Grill,

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/John Galli. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

129 Genesee St., Auburn), 8 p.m.

John McConnell. (197 Bistro, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Pub, 6402 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Pub, 8201 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Pricker Bush, 3642 Route 57, Oswe-

Open Turntable Night. (Funk N Waffles, 727

Karaoke. (Phoenix American Legion, 9 Oswe-

Ripcords. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs

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Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Letizia Duo. (GS Steamers, 70 E. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Mark Nanni & The Intention. (Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 8 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 5:30 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Flati Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 6 p.m.

Observers. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Velveeta Nightmare Band.

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F R I DAY 3/ 25 Bruce Tetley. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 7 p.m.

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Stone Lounge, 128 Main St., Cortland), 7:30 p.m.

Coachmen. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 8 p.m.

Dam Dog. (197 Bistro, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Devin Bing. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus Trio. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

DJ Biggie. (Lava, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

DJ Bill T. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 7:30 p.m.

F5. (Pricker Bush, 3642 Route 57 Oswego), 8 p.m.

Golden Novak Duo. (Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 8 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

John-Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7 p.m.

Karaoke. (Spinning Wheel, 3784 Thompson Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m.

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Tim Herron. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

Tink Bennett & Tailor Made. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

Travis Rocco. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8 p.m.

Two Hour Delay. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Vote for Pete. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Baldwinsville), 9:30 p.m.

Wise Guise. (Cicero American Legion, 5575 Legionnaire Drive, Cicero), 9 p.m.

Salamanca), 5:30 p.m.

Easy Ramblers. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 8 p.m.

F5. (Dominick’s Sports Tavern, 930 Route 51a, Oswego), 9:30 p.m.

Finn, Bristol & Kearns. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Frank & Burns. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Revolutions, Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

Hendry. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Anyela’s Vineyards, 2433 W. Lake Road, Skaneateles), 4 p.m.

Joe Driscoll. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 3/ 26 Baby Boomers. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Bacon. (Amber Inn, 2424 Otisco Valley Road, Marietta), 9:30 p.m.

Barnes & Castaldo. (197 Bistro, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Boots N Shorts. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8 p.m.

Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Pasta’s

on the Green, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

Bruce Tetley. (Harpoon Eddie’s, 611 Park Ave., Sylvan Beach), 6 p.m.

Carolyn Kelly Blues Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Chad Bradshaw. (Pascale’s Italian Bistro at Drumlins, 800 Nottingham Road), 7 p.m.

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Tin

Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Coachmen. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Devin Bing. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Seneca Allegany Casino,

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Pub, 6402 Collamer Road, E. Syracuse), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (DR’s Tavern, 1417 W. Genesee St.), 10 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Skoob & DJ Denny. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Last Left. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lightkeepers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

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Alice in Wonderland. Sat. 12:30 p.m.

Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

Dead Silent: Florence of Moravia. Every

Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; closes April 28. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit involving spies and silent movies; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

In the Mood. Wed. March 30, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

The 1940s-era big band musical revue offers a tuneful trip down memory lane at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $29, $43, $55. 435-2121.

Popovich Comedy Pet Theater. Thurs.

7:30 p.m. Expect a wild kingdom of comical critters (all of them from animal rescue shelters) in this family show at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $12.50, $22.50, $27.50. 435-2121.

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Notorious RBG and the Bench of Nine.

Wed. March 30, 11:15 a.m. & 7 p.m. Staged reading of highlights from Obergefell vs. Hodges, the Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage by students and faculty members, at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 498-2261.

To Kill a Mockingbird. Wed. March 23 &

Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m.; closes Sat. March 26. The late Harper Lee’s memoir of childhood, race relations and legal matters in the Deep South continues the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30, $46, $50/adults, $38/age 40 and under, $18/under 18. 443-3275.

Sister’s Easter Catechism: Will My Bunny Go to Heaven? Wed. March 23, 2

p.m., Thurs. & Sat. 2 & 7:30 p.m. Catholicism gets kidded in this one-woman show with Nonie Newton-Riley at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $38. 2536669.

Theatre presents their annual rock’n’roll Easter cantata, a food pantry benefit at First United Methodist Church, 1408 Route 176., Fulton. Free with donations of non-perishable goods. 598-7840.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 7 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Black River Ale House, 1747 Black River Road, Rome), 9:30 p.m.

Mark Zane. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 6 p.m.

Measure. (George O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

Mick Fury & Midnight Moonshine. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA), 10 p.m.

Mike Place. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

Sam Pace w/DJ Dread. (Lava, Turning Stone

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Thunderchild. (Hazzy’s, 4290 Route 104, Fair

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Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Lake Como Inn, 1297 E. Lake

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Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 1 p.m.

DJ Adam Simeon. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 11 a.m.

DJ Jah Roots. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 5 p.m.

Donna Alford Jass Band. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Jazz & Gospel Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 3 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Blue Water

Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Chaos. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike. (Rooter’s Tavern, 4141 N. Salina St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Confused Poet. (Transitions, 658 N. Salina St.), 7 p.m.

Marietta), 10:30 a.m.

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Rick Melito. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

Jane Zell Trio. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley

pike), 6 p.m.

John McConnell. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Buckley Road), 7 p.m.

John Spillett & Solvay Stompers. (Blue

wells, 122 E. Genesee St.), 7 p.m.

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Open Mike w/Divercity. (Flat Iron Grill, 133 Open Mike w/ Golden Novak Duo. (Max-

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Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turnpike), 7 p.m.

T U E S DAY 3/ 29 Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Lounge, 7871 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Baked Potatoes. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Brian Francis. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Bruce Tetley w/George Deveny. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Roa, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Dave Solazzo. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road), noon.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

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Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike Jam. (Rock Garage, 6739 Pickard Drive), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Greg Hoover. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/John Galli. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Swung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge & Joe. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

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PSYCHIC FAIR Alternative Minds presents the 18th annual Canastota Spring

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USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $10/Wed. & Thurs., $12/ Fri., $15/Sat. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone. com.

at Onondaga Historical Society, 321 Montgomery St. Free. 428-1864.

Neil Hamburger. Fri. 8 p.m. Musical comedian blends harmonic and deadpan humor at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. 2998886, thewestcotttheater.com.

the fall of Sauron, March 25, all are encouraged to come and share their favorite Tolkien passages at Mundy Branch Library, 1204 S. Geddes St. Free. 435-3797.

Steve Van Zandt. Fri. & Sat. 8:30 p.m. Alba-

Children’s Picture Book Day. Mon. 3 p.m.

ny comedian and voice actor headlines two evenings of laughs to benefit Maureen’s Hope Foundation, plus Alex Klaes at Mohegan Manor 58 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. $20. 243-6918, eventbrite.com

Cuse Comedy Showcase. Sat. 8 p.m. Headliner A.J. Foster introduces six local comics at the Central New York Playhouse’s Shoppingtown mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $10/advance, $12/ door. 885-8960.

Steven Wright. Sat. 8 p.m. Deadpan comedi-

an known for his one-liners and droll monotone delivery performs at the State Theatre, 107 W. State St., Ithaca. $25, $35, $45. (607) 277-8283, stateofithaca.com.

Talent’s Comedy Takeover. Sun. 7:30 p.m.

Tolkien Reading Day. Sat. 1 p.m. To celebrate

Celebrate an afternoon of reviewing picture books for ages 9 to 12 at Mundy Branch Library, 1204 S. Geddes St. Free. 435-3797.

Brewerton Book Discussion Group. Tues.

6:30 p.m. The group considers A Wilder Rose by Susan Wittig at Brewerton Northern Onondaga Public Library, 5440 Bennett St., Brewerton. Free. 676-7484.

Rosalind “Roz” Chast. Tues. 7:30 p.m. The

longtime cartoonist for The New Yorker magazine speaks as part of the Rosamond Gifford Lecture Series at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $30, $35, $45. 435-2121.

SPORTS

Cocoa Brown, Capone, Joel James and Travis Blunt bring the funny that the bunny did not to the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $25. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com.

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Fri. & Sat. 7 p.m.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. March 30, 7:30 p.m.

World Arm Wrestling League Super Qualifier. Sat. 2 p.m. Get a grip with professional

Pamela Werts returns as host for the monthly series at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $10. 423-8669, syracuse. funnybone.com.

LEARNING

North Syracuse Art Group. Every Wed.

10 a.m. Bring your own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 6993965.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

The puck-slappers face off against the Albany Devils (Fri.) and Rochester Americans (Sat.) at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

arm wrestlers during this qualifier series leading to the world championship in Las Vegas. Tilted Kilt, 3017 Erie Blvd. E. Free. 254-0756, cnyarmwrestlers.com.

Sat. April 2 (11-8) & Sun. April 3 (11-6)

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Material Culture in Action. Wed. March

23, 5:30 p.m. An informational talk on Stickley furniture’s influence on design at the Nancy Cantor Warehouse, 350 W. Fayette St. Free. 4361568, acscny.org.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your brainpan against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 6928100.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Easter Egg Hunt. Sat. 9 a.m. Bring your own

baskets and hunt for eggs in the annual extravaganza, plus refreshments and other activities at Green Lakes State Park, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville. Free. 637-6111, nyparks.com

Story Slam. Sat. 7 p.m. Come and share

crafted stories in friendly competition at 1911 Distillery, 2708 Lords Hill Road, Marietta. Free. 696-6085.

8 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. 8 a.m.- 6 p.m., Sun. 9 a.m.5 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 30, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; through April 1. Be a tome raider at the Jewish Community Center of Syracuse, 5655 Thompson Road, Dewitt. Free. 445-2360, jccsyr.org.

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p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

of Sex Museums: The Politics and Performance of Display will speak at the Life Sciences Building 101, Comstock Avenue, Syracuse University campus. Free. 443-2308.

OHA History Book Club. Sat. 11 a.m. This dis-

cussion takes on The Wars of Reconstruction The Brief, Violent History of America’s Most Progressive Era by Le Moyne College’s Dr. Douglas Egerton

Meditation: The Journey Into Silence.

Mon. 6 p.m. Dolores Card teaches about the benefits of meditation on the body and mind at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636.

Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

Salt City Cluster Spring Dog Show. Wed, March 30, 8:30 a.m.-6 p.m.; through April 3.

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3-5 p.m. The sixth annual brunch features finger-lickin’ favorites and more, plus music from Charles Cannon and the Bells of Harmony upstairs at Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St. $32.95/person, call for child pricing. 5790400, dinosaurbarbque.com.

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Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30

Maria Cirino in an evening of socializing and dancing, beginning with learning the Hustle at the Flamingo Ballroom, 305 S. Main St., North Syracuse. $10/person, $5/students with ID. danceloverscny.org.

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Used Book Sale. Wed. March 23 & Thurs.

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

noon-4:30 p.m. Come experience the lake cleanup firsthand at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 552-9751.

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The annual all-breed showcase takes place at the Dairy Cattle building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $5/adults, $2/ages 12 and under. 915-5327.

Derby Hill Hawk Watch Trip. Wed. March 30, 9 a.m. Watch the birdies at Montezuma Audubon Center, 2295 Route 89, Savannah. $13.50/ adult, $8.50/children. 365-3580, ny.audubon. org.

Trivia Night: Raise a Glass of Seward’s Folly. Wed. March 30, 8 p.m. A special evening

of trivia and drink specials, plus $1 of Seward’s Folly will go toward the Seward House Museum at Prison City Pub, 24 State St., Auburn. Free admission. 252-1283, sewardhouse.org.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-4

p.m.; through March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $35/ monthly pass; $125/season pass. 453-6712.

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S TA R TS FR I DAY F I L MS, T HEAT ER S A N D T IM E S S U BJ EC T TO CHA N GE. Allegiant. Shailene Woodley in another screen adaptation of the Divergent teen-geared sci-fi literary series. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:35, 3:45, 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11 p.m. Screen 2: 1:05, 4:15, 7:15 & 10:15 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:05 a.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:35 a.m., 2:35, 6:20 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 12:40, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:10 p.m. Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Ben Affleck as the Caped Crusader and Henry Cavill as the Man of Steel in this DC Comics blowout; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 12, 3:30 & 7 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m. & 10 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 3 & 6:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 11 a.m., 2:30, 6 & 9:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12 a.m. Screen 2: 1:30, 5 & 8:30 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10 a.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 4, 7:30 & 11 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.Sun.): 2, 5:30 & 9 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 3 & 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 3 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:30 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. Screen 2: 12, 3:30 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 3, 6:30 & 10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 2:10, 5:35 & 9 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:30 a.m. & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 12,

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3:30 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:30 p.m. Screen 3: 12:30, 4 & 7:30 p.m. Screen 4 (Fri.Sun.): 1:10, 4:40 & 8 p.m. Screen 5 (Fri.-Sun.): 2:35 & 8:30 p.m. Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds as the masked wisecracker in this violent Marvel Comics adaptation. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:40 & 10:20 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:05, 7:20 & 10:05 p.m. Gods of Egypt. Gerard Butler in a swords-andsandals spectacle. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:05 a.m. Hello, My Name is Doris. Cute comedy-drama with Sally Field as an aging worker in love with a younger employee. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:25, 4:55, 7:45 & 10:35 p.m. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. London Has Fallen. Gerard Butler saves the world again in this terrorist thriller. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 2:35, 5:05, 7:50 & 10:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 2:05, 4:25, 6:50 & 9:40 p.m. Miracles Can Happen. Jennifer Garner in a faith-based drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 3:55, 6:50 & 9:40 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:15 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 3:45, 6:35 & 9:10 p.m. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. The long-awaited sequel to Nia Vardalos’ huge sitcom hit. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 10:55 a.m., 1:45, 4:20, 7:10 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 1:15, 3:50, 6:40 & 9:20 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:25 a.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:10, 6:40 & 9:20 p.m. The Perfect Match. Romcom with Paula Patton. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10 & 7:05 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:45 a.m. The Revenant. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy in a brutal survival yarn featuring pesky bears. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:35 & 9:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 3:40 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 12:05, 3:40 & 7:45 p.m.

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Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens. Old-school and newbie characters gather for this sci-fi blockbuster. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 6:30 & 9:20 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 12:40 & 3:35 p.m. 10 Cloverfield Lane. John Goodman in a spooky monster movie. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:15 a.m., 1:55, 4:35, 7:20 & 10:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:45 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:40 &

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10:20 p.m. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Tina Fey as a journalist in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 11:50 a.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 11:50 a.m., 3:25, 6:45 & 10:30 p.m. The Young Messiah. Reverent chronicle of the early days of Jesus Christ. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:15 a.m. Zootopia. Jason Bateman and Ginnifer Goodwin in Disney’s new cartoon; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:40 & 7:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:40 a.m., 2:20 & 5:10 p.m. Screen 2: 1:20, 4:10, 6:55 & 9:35 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:40 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 11:40 a.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 11:40 a.m., 3, 6:25 & 9:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:45, 4:20, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m.

F IL M, OTH ERS L IS TED A L P H A B E TI C A L LY: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Trip. Sat.

6 p.m. The musical critters’ fourth flick at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007. As You Like It. Sat. 10:30 a.m. Benedict Cumberbatch headlines the National Theatre Live production, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/ adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817.

The Boy and the World. Wed. March 23, 7

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Mon. 7:30 p.m. Double feature of 1940s-era sleuth thrillers, which continues the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s spring season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

Easter Parade. Sat. 8 p.m. The 1948 MGM

musical with Fred Astaire and Judy Garland at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007.

Flight of the Butterflies. Wed. March 23-Fri.

3 p.m., Sat. 2 p.m., Wed. March 30, 3 p.m. Large-format chronicle of the winged wonders at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

45 Years. Fri. 1 & 7 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m.,

Wed. March 30, 7 p.m. Charlotte Rampling’s Oscar-nominated performance highlights this art-house drama at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2. Fri. 6 p.m. Jennifer Lawrence’s futuristic film franchise comes to its finale at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $5. 298-0007.

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23-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. 12 p.m., Wed. March 30, 1 p.m. Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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Sun. 1 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 30, 4 p.m. Maggie Smith in the fact-based tale of a woman residing at a London driveway for 15 years, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

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of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: PO Box 430, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of foreign authority of Axiom Wireless Solutions, LLC. An Application for Authority (Foreign LLC) was filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 8, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Axiom Wireless Solutions, LLC, 53 Water St., Machias, ME 04654. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of -Victory Inspections, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/21/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3735 Pendulum Path, Baldwinsville, NY 13027 Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 401-07 South Warren LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/16/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Neal Mark Friedfertig, 283 Kingston Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11213, the registered agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Akbk Management LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 2/18/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 4954 Tinderbox Cir. Manlius, NY 13104. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Allen Precision Industries, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on March 3rd, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7810 E. Sorrell Hill Rd, Baldwinsville, NY 13027_ Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Armory Artworks

LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 11/6/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 136 Walton St., Syracuse, NY 13202 .Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of formation of BEAUSTANTLY LLC. Art. Of Org. filed with the Sect’y of State of NY (SSNY) on 03/10/16. Office in Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLC, 877 Golden Larch Ln Liverpool, NY 13090. Purpose: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Blue Lotus Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/11/16. Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 323, 6581 Kinney Rd, Syracuse, NY 13214-0323. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CG Health Partners LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/1/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Claridge Acquisitions LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/01/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6024 Monopoli Path, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of ComTech Consulting LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/19/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 241 Lafay-

ette Rd., Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CORNERSTONE CONTRACTING CNY, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 112 PARKER AVE, LIVERPOOL NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Diversify-NY, LLC . Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/09/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 107 Barclay St. Solvay, NY 13209. Notice of Formation of DJs-R-US Entertainment LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/5/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5954 Brigadier Dr. Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: 216 Redfield Avenue, LLC; Date of Filing: 2/24/2016; Office of the LLC: Onondaga Co.; The NY Secretary of State (NYSS) has been designated as the agent upon whom process may be served. The NYSS may mail a copy of any process to the LLC at 7000 Highfield Road, Fayetteville, NY 13066; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of East Syracuse Insurance Agency, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/11/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Eastside Counseling Services LCSW, PLLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY)

on 2/16/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 4317 East Genesee Street, Suite 204, Syracuse, NY 13214. Purpose: profession of licensed clinical social work. Notice of Formation of Firenze Property Maintenance LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/12/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5749 Boulia DR.,Clay, NY 13041. Notice of Formation of Gilbo Realty LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/25/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8542 Belnor Drive, Cicero NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Greenhouse Logic LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/1/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2876 Apulia Rd. #20, La Fayette, NY 13084. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Hall Of Fame Barbershop CNY LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 2/3/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 3748 Armstrong Rd., Syracuse, NY, 13209. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Hani Ride LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/1/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1845 Whiting Rd., Memphis NY 13112. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF HERITAGE BREAD CO., L.L.C. Arts of Org. filed with

Secretary of State on 02/09/2016. Office location Onondaga County, Principal Business Location c/o Hugh C. Gregg II Esq., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, New York 13202. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to: HUGH C. GREGG II ESQ., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose, any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of HW SYZYGY, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/2/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 809 Westmoreland Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of J.RJ. property Services, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/20/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 116 Cedric Ave., Nedrow, NY 13120. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Law Offices of Maether & Wolfenden, LLP. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY)

on 7/31/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLP upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. Box 259, Brewerton, NY 13029. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “ClearDevelopment LLC”. 2. The date of filing is December 9, 2015. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 1108 Madden Lane, Cortland, New York 13045. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: 02/11/16. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY

COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “654 Rt 13, LLC”. 2.The date of filing is February 8, 2016. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 46 Hickory Park Road, Cortland, New York 13045. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: 02/11/16. Notice of Formation of LLD NORTH, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 3/2/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 1838 Route 13 North, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for

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company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose. Pomeroy, Armstrong, Casullo & Monty, LLP. 16 Tompkins Street, P.O. Box 828, Cortland, New York 13045. Notice of Formation of MSM Delights, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/8/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 6524 Marcus

Tullius Circle, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of N.W.S. Sustainable Management, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with New York Secretary of State, (SSNY)_ 02/01/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 447 Durston Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation

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be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 1025 James St #38 Syracuse Ny, 13203. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Northwood Capital, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State

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Notice of Formation of P & M KAY REALTY, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/2/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 8846 Water-

Notice of Formation of Palace On James, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/4/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 2384 James Street, Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Productive Struggle, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 1/20/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Andrew Rudd, 320 Myron Road, Syracuse, New York 13219. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of RAO DEVELOPMENT LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/26/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 6200 Festival Court, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of RetroGameCon, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 12/9/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 211 Burnet Ave; Apt D; Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Sherman-Dillon Properties, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/2/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7000 Airways Drive, Suite D, East Syracuse, New York 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Solutions NE, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/25/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC

upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6505 Collamer Rd., East Syracsue, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Strategic View Consulting, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/5/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of SYR FITNESS, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 1/5/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 2359, Liverpool, NY 13089. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of The Adventure Eagles, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/21/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4614 Brookhill Dr. N., Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of The Sweet Praxis, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/12/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 101 Arlington Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Twin Pine Properties LLC. Art. of Org filed with Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 5/7/09. Office location: Cortland County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1 Forrest Ave., Cortland, NY, 13045. Purpose: any lawful activities. Notice of Formation of Tyson Farms, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with

the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/28/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3585 Center St., Auburn, NY 13021. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: EFY Awards, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 2, 2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 839 Oakwood Street, Fayetteville, New York 13066. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: SK Towing, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 2, 2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 245 Stonefield Road, Syracuse, New York 13205. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formationof Quality Electric Care, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/1/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7782 Tirrell Hill Circle, Liverpool, NY 13090. Notice of Qualification of Breckenridge Property Management 2016, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 2/25/16. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in TX on 7/7/15. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: Greg Henry, 1301 S. Capital of Texas Hwy., #B-201, Austin, TX 78746, TX and principal business address. Cert. of Form. filed with TX Sec. of State, PO Box 13697, Austin, TX 78711. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Qualification of BWE, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 2/24/2016. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in CT on 11/7/1994. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against

it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. CT and principal business address: 42 Rumsey Road, East Hartford, CT 06108. Arts. of Org. filed with CT Sec. of State, 30 Trinity St., Hartford, CT 06115. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Qualification of New Age Renewable Energy LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/27/16. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in WY on 5/24/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 235 Harrison Ave., Mail Drop #4, Syracuse, NY 13202. WY and principal business address: 1712 Pioneer Ave., Suite 903, Cheyenne, WY 82001. Cert. of Form. filed with WY Sec. of State, 2020 Carey Ave., Suite 700, Cheyenne, WY 82002. Purpose: all lawful purposes. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Index No: 320/15. Plaintiff, Against KATRINA M. BLASKIEWICZ A/K/A KATRINA BLASKIEWICZ, Defendant(s). Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale, duly entered in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on 1/29/2016, I, the undersigned Referee, will sell at public auction, at the West Lobby, 2nd Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York on 4/21/2016 at 10:30 am, premises known as 713 Seeley Road, Syracuse, NY 13224, and described as follows: ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and designated on the tax maps of the Onondaga County Treasurer as Section 038., Block 09 and Lot 37.0. The approximate amount of the current Judgment lien is $65,533.46 plus interest and costs. The premises will be sold subject to provisions of the aforesaid Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale; Index # 320/15. Stefano Cambareri, Esq., Referee. STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorneys for Plaintiff), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated: 2/17/2016. File Number: 201500094. PB.

NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA HSBC BANK USA, N.A. Plaintiff. -Against- DAVID M. BARON A/K/A DAVID BARON, et al., Defendants. Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale granted on or about January 15, 2016. I the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the Second Floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse NY on April 26, 2016 at 10:30 am. Premises known as: 219 Lakeview Ave, Syracuse, New York 13204. Section: 109 Block 1 Lot 20. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the city of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York, as more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale. Said premises will be sold subject to all terms and conditions contained within said Judgment and Terms of Sale. Approximate Amount of Judgment: $ 69,017.81 plus interest and costs. Index No.: 7490/2008. Joelle E. Rotondo, Esq. REFEREE. McCabe, Weisberg & Conway, P.C., Attorney for Plaintiff. 145 Huguenot Street, Suite 210, New Rochelle, New York 10801. Dated: February 12, 2016. NOTICE OF SALESUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY, AS INDENTURE TRUSTEE, FOR NEW CENTURY HOME EQUITY LOAN TRUST 20051. Plaintiff. -AgainstJames Clark a/k/a James E. Clark, Brenda Clark et al., Defendants. Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale granted on or about July 6, 2015. I the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the Second Floor, West Lobby of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse NY on March 29, 2016 at 09:30 am. Premises known as: 247 Genesee Park Drive, Syracuse, New York 13224-000. Section 037 Block 11 Lot 38.0. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the city of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York, as more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale. Said premises will be sold subject to all terms and conditions contained

within said Judgment and Terms of Sale. Approximate Amount of Judgment: $97,594.24 plus interest and costs. Index No.: 2014-582. Robert Cote, Esq. REFEREE. McCabe, Weisberg & Conway, P.C., Attorney for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street, Suite 210, New Rochelle, New York 10801. Dated: February 15, 2016. S U P P L E M E N TA L SUMMONS Index No.: 2015-1565. Date of Filing: March 10, 2016. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF Onondaga KEYBANK NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff, -against- JULIO COLON, if living, or if either or all be dead, their wives, husbands, heirs-at-law, next of kin, distributees, executors, administrators, assignees, lienors and generally all persons having or claiming under, by or through said JULIO COLON, by purchase, inheritance, lien or otherwise, of any right, title or interest in and to the premises described in the complaint herein, and the respective husbands, wives, widow or widowers of them, if any, all of whose names are unknown to plaintiff; CITY COURT CLERK O/B/O PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK ; “JOHN DOES” and “JANE DOES”, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises, and corporations, other entities or persons who claim, or may claim, a lien against the premises, Defendants.TO THE ABOVENAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s attorney(s) within twenty (20) days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against

you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. YOU ARE HEREBY PUT ON NOTICE THAT WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. TO THE ABOVENAMED DEFENDANTS: The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an Order of the Honorable Deborah H. Karalunas of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed on February 29, 2016, and filed with supporting papers in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Onondaga, State of New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage upon the premises described below, executed by JULIO COLON to KEYCORP MORTGAGE INC. dated September 22, 1994 and recorded in Book 7874 at Page 0050 in the County of Onondaga on September 22, 1994. Thereafter said mortgage was assigned to KEYBANK NA-

TIONAL ASSOCIATION by assignment of mortgage dated December 8, 2014 and recorded in the County of Onondaga on January 22, 2015 in Book 17667 at Page 0026. Said premises being known as and by 211 FERNDALE DRIVE, SYRACUSE, NY 13205. Date: February 9, 2016. Batavia, New York Virginia C Grapensteter, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C. Attorneys for Plaintiff Batavia Office 26 Harvester Avenue Batavia, NY 14020. 585.815.0288 Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process. Please read it carefully. Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process. Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877-226-5697) or visit the Department’s website at www.banking.state. ny.us. The State does not guarantee the advice of these agencies.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “The task of a writer

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director Richard Lester got his big break, he took full advantage. It happened in 1964, when the early Beatles asked him to do their first movie, A Hard Day’s Night. Lester’s innovative approach to the project propelled his career to a higher level that brought him many further opportunities. Writing of Lester’s readiness, critic Alexander Walker said, “No filmmaker appeared more punctually when his hour struck.” That’s what I hope you will soon be doing in your own chosen field, Cancerian. Do you understand how important it will be to have impeccable timing? No procrastination or hemming and hawing, please. Be crisply proactive.

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enmeshed in a jumble that makes you squirm or if you are caught in a tangle that stifles your selflove, you have three choices. Here’s how Eckhart Tolle defines them: 1. Get out of the situation. 2. Transform the situation. 3. Completely accept the situation. Does that sound reasonable, Scorpio? I hope so, because the time has come to act. Don’t wait to make your decision. Do it soon. After that, there will be no whining allowed. You can no longer indulge in excuses. You must accept the consequences. On the bright side, imagine the new freedom and power you will have at your disposal.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Here’s a proposed experiment. Sidle up to a creature you’d love to be closer to, and softly sing the following lyrics: “Come with me, go with me. Burn with me, glow with me. Sleep with me, wake with me.” At this point, run three circles around the creature as you flap your arms like a birds’ wings. Then continue your singing: “Rise with me, fall with me. Work with me, play with me. Pray with me, sin with me.” At this point, leap up into the air three times, unleashing a burst of laughter each time you hit the ground. Continue singing: “Let me get high with you. Laugh with you, cry with you. Make me your partner in crime.” At this point blow three kisses toward the creature, then run away. (P.S. The lyrics I’m quoting here were composed by songwriter Fran Landesman.) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In getting ener-

gy from food, we humans have at our disposal more than 50,000 edible plants. And yet we choose to concentrate on just a few. Wheat, corn, rice and potatoes make up two-thirds of our diet, and 11 other staples comprise most of the rest. Let’s use this as a metaphor for the kind of behavior you should avoid in the coming weeks. I think it will be crucial for you to draw physical, emotional and spiritual sustenance from a relatively wide variety of sources. There’s nothing wrong with your usual providers, but for now you need to expand your approach to getting the nurturing you need.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “We teach each

poet Arthur Rimbaud (1854-1891) left his home in France and settled in Abyssinia, which these days is known as Ethiopia. “I sought voyages,” he wrote, “to disperse the enchantments that had colonized my mind.” You might want to consider a similar strategy in the coming weeks, Leo. From an astrological perspective, it’s going to be an excellent time both to wander free of your usual haunts and to disperse the enchantments that have colonized your mind. Why not find ways to synergize these two opportunities?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) At one point in his

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) In her poem

life, author C.S. Lewis had a rude awakening as he took stock of the progress he thought he had been making. “I am appalled to see how much of the change I thought I had undergone lately was only imaginary,” he wrote. I want to make sure that something similar doesn’t happen to you, Virgo. You’re in the midst of what should be a Golden Age of Self-Transformation. Make sure you’re actually doing the work that you imagine you’re doing -- and not just talking about it and thinking about it.

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other how to live.” Poet Anne Michaels said that, and now I’m passing it on to you -- just in time for the phase of your cycle when acting like a curious student is your sacred duty and your best gift to yourself. I don’t necessarily mean that you should take a workshop or enroll in a school. Your task is to presume that everyone you meet and every encounter you have may bring you rich learning experiences. If you’re willing to go as far as I hope you will, even your dreams at night will be opportunities to get further educated. Even your vigils in front of the TV. Even your trips to the convenience store to buy ice cream.

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“Time,” Piscean poet Lia Purpura wonders about “not picking up a penny because it’s only a little luck.” Presumably she is referring to a moment when you’re walking down a street and you spy an almost-but-not-quite-worthless coin lying on the concrete. She theorizes that you may just leave it there. It adds next to nothing to your wealth, right? Which suggests that it also doesn’t have much value as a symbol of good fortune. But I urge you to reject this line of thought in the coming weeks, Pisces. In my astrological opinion, you’ll be wise to capitalize on the smallest opportunities. There will be plenty of them, and they will add up. Homework: Imagine that seven years from now you will want a new career or line of work. What will it be? Write: Truthrooster@gmail.com.

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