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My son and I traveled to Providence over the long weekend to see his

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grandparents. His grandmother has surgery scheduled, and his grandfather planned to use the Uber online ride service to get around. But that requires an iPhone, so Will and I explained the 6 and the 5S and discussed cellphone contracts and upgrades and GPS features.

While we were talking, I received a text message from Werner, who lives just north of Amsterdam. It had a photo of something called a repivoting wheel. Whatever that is.

I found Werner a year ago when I went to hang a wall clock I had inherited from my grandfather. It was decades old, and German-made, and it had a quirky gong that I inadvertently

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fixed when I straightened something bent in the clock innards a few years ago. But as I wound the clock, I heard the unmistakable sound of a torsion spring unspooling.

I figured I needed a skilled clockmaker, so I went online. I found just a few who might have been up to the job. Werner fixed my clock.

My father, who died in July, was an excellent woodworker. In the early 1970s, he built a beautiful grandfather clock. When he came here for care, the clock came to me.

But it didn’t work. It sat in my house, silent. It wasn’t until he died that I overcame the inertia to get it fixed … by Werner.

Will and I dropped the works at Werner’s house on our way to Providence.

And Werner spent the next two days taking it apart. A chrome-plated shaft worn through? He made a new one.

Worn holes in the brass? Werner hammered the brass to close up the holes.

So as Will and I discussed 21st century technology with the grandfather, a craftsman used 18th century technology to fix my grandfather clock.

We picked up the repaired, cleaned and reassembled works on our way home. My dad’s clock never sounded so good.

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After Celestino Moras, 25, opened fire at a church picnic and rodeo in Cassville, Ga., he was apprehended by one of the rodeo TAKe cowboys who lassoed him after he ran out of bullets. Other guests tied Moras up until deputies arrived. (Atlanta’s WSB-TV)

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Authorities in Orange County, Calif., identified Franc Cano, 27, and Steven Dean Gordon, 45, as suspected serial killers because the two paroled sex offenders were wearing GPS trackers that placed them at the scene of four murders. “That was one of the investigative tools we used to put the case together,” Anaheim Police Chief Raul Quezada said. (Associated Press)

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Unbroken Record

Customs veterinarians examining a flock of a thousand rams being shipped from Sudan to Saudi Arabia to be sold noticed one of the sheep assume a female position for urination. They investigated and found more than 70 of them were ewes, whose export is restricted. “The smugglers used fine thread to sew male organs onto the female sheep,” the report said, noting that Sudanese officials seized the entire flock. (BBC News)

Before his resignation in February, Rep. Robert E. Andrews (D-N.J.) had introduced 646 bills during 23 years in Congress, the most of any lawmaker in that stretch. None became law, however.

Andrews, 56, insisted his record actually demonstrates his success at working the system. “You should ask yourself how many of the ideas that were a seed planted in the bill that germinated in a larger bill,” he said, estimating that about 110 of his ideas became law in somebody else’s bills. (The Washington Post)

More Woes

Restaurant menus can have bacteria counts as high as 185,000 per square centimeter, far more than a toilet seat, according to studies cited by Kaivac, an Ohio-based developer of “science-based cleaning systems.” It urged restaurant patrons to “wash their hands or use a hand sanitizer after handling the menu.”

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Protesting Beijing’s choking air pollution, artist Liang Kegang returned from a business trip to France with a glass jar of clean, mountain air, which he auctioned off for 5,250 yuan ($860). The month before, tourism officials in smog-free Guizhou province announced plans to sell canned air as souvenirs. Tourism authorities in Henan province distributed bags of air from a mountain resort in Zhengzhou, the provincial capital, to attract visitors.

Finally, recycling tycoon Chen Guangbiao began selling fresh air in cans online for $3 each. (Associated Press)

Digging a Deeper Hole

When a sheriff’s deputy arrested Blair Kelli Kaluahine, 36, after complaints he refused to stop groping a restaurant server in Palm Beach County, Fla., the suspect vowed to shoot the deputy.

While being driven to the jail, Kaluahine changed tactics, the deputy said, offering him $3,000 and volunteering to paint and pressure-wash his house “if I let him go without charging him.”

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days off from being unemployed.” — David Letterman “It’s Labor Day weekend — time to put up your Christmas decorations.” — David Letterman “According to an anthropologist from the University of Hawaii, who spent years studying this, Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. I hope the anthropologist was studying other stuff, too.” — Jimmy Kimmel “According to a report from the United Nations, the damage from global warming could be irreversible. It’s clear we need to do something.

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Former New York City police officer Gilberto Valle, 30, who was convicted of conspiring to kidnap, murder, cook and eat women, was assigned to cook for his fellow inmates at Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center.

The so-called cannibal cop earns 44 cents an hour making breakfast and lunch. (New York’s Daily News)

North Country bee keeper arrested for defrauding customers (cnycentral.com) We assume the arrest followed a sting operation — After only minutes of labor, Marcellus mom gives birth in the car (cnycentral.com) Well, if there’s speed reading and speed dating, why not speed birthing? — Ouster of doc accused of slapping patients’ butts hurts hospital’s bottom line (syracuse. com) Nothing like a cheesy, bad-taste pun in a headline over a serious story — NYS Fair’s Fried Specialties stand keeps hit bacon-wrapped TwinX recipe a secret (syracuse.com) After all, would you want people to suddenly start making these at home? — NYS Fair: Kid reporter rendered nauseous by Zero Gravity spinning thrill ride (syracuse. com) Seems as if the real news would be if the ride didn’t make him sick — Oswego man, woman charged with welfare fraud for failing to report income, police say (syracuse.com) Is there a space on their income tax form to list “welfare fraud”?

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Up next for SU: at Central Michigan (1-0), noon Saturday, Sept. 13, at Kelly/Shorts Stadium, Mt. Pleasant, Mich. (TV: ESPNU/ ESPN News).

By Matt Michael

AN EXCITING WIN … PERHAPS TOO EXCITING

Maybe that early bye week for the Syracuse University football team wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

When the Orange’s schedule came out, many fans were upset that the first bye fell this week, between SU’s two weakest opponents, Villanova and Central Michigan. A team would prefer to have a bye in the middle of the season, before it faces a more formidable opponent. Instead, after this week’s bye, the Orange will play nine consecutive weeks — including back-toback-to-back games against Notre Dame, Louisville and Florida State.

But this week’s bye is looking a lot better after the Orange opened its 125th season by narrowly avoiding one of the most embarrassing losses in program history. SU outlasted FCS member Villanova 27-26 in double overtime Aug. 29 only because Wildcats kicker Chris Gough shanked a 25-yard field goal attempt with 12 seconds remaining that would have given Villanova a 23-20 victory.

(Incidentally, FCS stands for Football Championship Series, formerly Division I-AA, and the Orange entered the Villanova game with a 30-game winning streak over FCS schools since 1958.)

“First off, we’re 1-0. That’s all that counts, we’re 1-0,” SU coach Scott Shafer said as he opened his post-game news conference. “Was it pretty? No, it wasn’t pretty, but we found a way.”

That’s true, and there’s something to be said for that. But if the Orange wants to reach Shafer’s goal of eight victories this season, it’s going to have to play much better than it did against Villanova.

“I think anytime you have a bye week, you evaluate what you did up to that bye week, and obviously we have some things that we have to address and get corrected,” said George McDonald, SU’s offensive coordinator. “It’ll be a good time for us to get focused and get back to executing what we need to get done.”

Given the next nine weeks — at Central Michigan, Maryland, Notre Dame at Metlife Stadium, Louisville, Florida State, at Wake Forest, at Clemson, N.C. State and Duke — the Orange season could be determined by how the team reboots during these next two weeks before the Central Michigan game Sept. 13.

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“We need to come back and clean up everything we know,” Orange running back Prince-Tyson Gulley said. “We need to clean up and come back with a lot of intensity and hard work.”

TO CLEAN UP

Based on the Villanova game, here are five things the Orange needs to clean up during the bye week: 1. Discipline. The seven penalties for 55 yards were troubling.

Quarterback Terrel Hunt’s ejection in the second quarter for punching Villanova linebacker Dillon Lucas was inexcusable.

Hunt is perhaps SU’s most indispensable player. While sophomore backup Austin Wilson held his own in the emergency role (11-for-17 for 89 yards and no interceptions), the Orange — and every team — needs its starting quarterback to stay calm and lead, not lose his composure.

“He needs to get back to the huddle and play the next play,” McDonald said. “Those actions like that are not what we’re about and won’t be tolerated.”

Publicly, at least, Shafer chalked up Hunt’s ejection to the heat of the moment and the NCAA looking to police the scrums that sometimes occur when a play ends. Shafer said Hunt will not receive further punishment from the team.

2. Offensive line. The Orange gained 190 yards on the ground (65 on Gulley’s touchdown run in the first quarter), and neither Hunt nor Wilson was sacked.

Still, the line too often didn’t get the push it needed against Villanova’s undersized defensive line, most glaringly in the second overtime when the Orange had first-and-goal from the 2-yard line and couldn’t punch it in with 246-pound running back Adonis Ameen-Moore running behind 6-foot-6, 306-pound left tackle and NFL prospect Sean Hickey.

“Our M.O. is we run the football and we should be able to get it in,” McDonald said. “We’ll go back and look at it and see what happened, see what errors there were.”

3. Defensive line. Last year, Syracuse was the only FBS team in the nation to not allow a 100-yard rusher. Villanova quarterback John Robertson, who completed 16-of-27 passes for 199 yards and a touchdown, also rushed for 115 yards on 34 carries.

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The Wildcats converted 12-of-20 on third down and held the ball for more than 15 minutes longer than SU (37:48 to 22:12).

The SU defensive line did record four sacks and came up big on the last play, when end Robert Welsh stuffed Robertson’s keeper on a two-point attempt that would have won the game for the Wildcats. But against FBS opponents, the line will have to do a better job controlling the line of scrimmage. “(Robertson) was awesome today. He’s similar to South Florida’s old quarterback, B.J. Daniels. Big ups to him,” SU linebacker Cameron Lynch said. “Now what we have to do, as a team and as a defense, is go back to the drawing board and get better.”

4. Special teams. Yes, after failing to punch the ball in from the goal line, SU won the game on a trick special teams play as punter and Christian Brothers Academy alumnus Riley Dixon, the holder for field goals and extra points, tossed a 1-yard touchdown pass to tight end Kendall Moore to give the Orange a 27-20 lead in the second OT. But other than Ervin Phillips’ 31-yard return in the third quarter, the return game was average and the punt team gave Villanova life by surrendering Poppy Livers’ 67-yard return for a touchdown that pulled the Wildcats within 17-14 late in the third quarter.

“I felt a lot of momentum swing after that play,” Livers said.

It would have been the play of the game if Gough had made the field goal at the end of regulation.

5. Play better at the Dome. SU’s new Nike Pro Combat uniforms have the words “Lock the Gate” inside the neck of the home jersey as a reminder of the importance of winning at the Carrier Dome (they also have “D.I.S.C.I.P.L.I.N.E.” inside the back of the neck, but we’ve already addressed that). The Orange has five games remaining at the Dome, and they’ll have to play better than they did against Villanova to win any of the five.

“I’d rather be upset and be 1-0 than be upset and be 0-1,” McDonald said. “But we do have a lot more that we can do in terms of executing and stuff like that, and we’ll do that during the bye week and we’ll continue to grow and continue to try to achieve our goals.” SNT

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Save 81 leaders couldn’t answer the most basic questions about its own poll. So who was behind it? Evidence points to Destiny take USA and those with an interest in it. Why? Imagine an I-81 solution that might be the best solution for the city, but divert interstate traffic away from the mall.

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WHY CAN’T SAVE 81 JUST TELL THE TRUTH?

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hat sound you just heard was the closing of the door on the comment period for the public to offer input on the future of Interstate 81.

Everyone agrees that the decision on what to do with the 50-year-old highway running through the middle of town is one of the most important issues that the Syracuse area will face for several generations. It requires serious discussion and intense debate, the kind of debate that at times might sound like a family argument over Sunday dinner. And like a family feud, as long as it is an honest fight, we hope the results will produce the best outcome for the city and the region.

But what if one of the siblings keeps coming to the table with a hidden agenda, concealing his identity and telling flat-out lies? You can’t really have an honest chat with people who can’t seem to keep track of the truth. I’m talking about Save 81, a coalition that seems to have deep pockets and an unlimited supply of dirty tricks to try to steer the discussion in its favor.

Earlier this year, we reported (see www.syracuse newtimes.com/poll-positions/ and tinyurl.com/ mgboujg) about a “poll” released by Save 81 that purported to show overwhelming support for its notion that a boulevard to replace the elevated highway is a bad idea. Save 81 has yet to tell us who paid for the poll, which was conducted by Phil Singer, a big-

time Manhattan political operative who ran Hillary Rodham Clinton’s media operation in 2008. (Hint: Singer’s only client in Central New York is Destiny USA.) Now they’re at it again.

Save 81 just sent a glossy, four-page mailer to, it would seem, anyone in the region with a mailbox, in support of what it calls its “Access Syracuse” option, an idea championed by Destiny executive Bruce Kenan and state Sen. John DeFrancisco. The mailing asks each of us to send Save 81 a postcard urging the state Department of Transportation to consider its preferred option: a hybrid tunnel. The postcard is prepaid with first class postage on Permit 6000. It has a return address of 441 Electronics Parkway, which is the Holiday Inn in Liverpool.

On the slick flier are listed a number of politicians said to be offering “overwhelming, bipartisan support” for Access Syracuse. Included in the list is state Sen. David Valesky. Yet when I contacted Valesky’s office, a staffer said his office was not involved in the preparation of the mailer. The office didn’t know about it. Valesky has only signed a letter asking the state Department of Transportation to add the hybrid plan to the options it is considering.

This isn’t the first time that Save 81 has tried to attach the name of a local pol to its plans. When Save 81 was launched, it listed among its charter members Rep. Dan Maffei. On its website today, you can still see an apology to Maffei for listing him without his permission.

From the Save81.org website (www. savei81.org/members-supporters): “Below is the list of charter members and supporters of the Save 81 Coalition.

We inadvertently included several elected officials, including Rep. Dan Maffei, on an earlier version of this list. We apologize for the error and this list is current.”

And that’s not all. Elsewhere on the website, Save 81 claims to have more than 2,500 supporters, who “for privacy reasons” are listed only by first name and last initial. Are all these supporters in the Witness Protection Program?

Then there is this latest attempt at a poll. Community leaders, architects and who knows who else (because they’re not saying) are receiving, apparently via snail mail, a survey from Save 81, under the signatures of Greg Lancette, of the Building Trades Council; Minch Lewis, former Syracuse auditor; and Walt Dixie, local head of the National Action Network. The wording and the order of the responses listed makes clear that this is a “push poll” designed to elicit the answers that Save 81 would like to hear. (Dixie acknowledges as much.)

Soon, if it is true to form, we’ll be treated once again to a news conference announcing that a vast majority of the people endorse its plan.

To be perfectly clear here, I’m not making a case for or against Save 81’s option.

For all I know, it may have the best idea of all. But if that is the case, then why does it have to play so many games with the truth? SNT

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The five least popular high school nicknames are: 1) The Sniveling Habaneros; 2) The Arthritic Hominids; 3) The Colons; 4) The Wildcolons; and 5) The Raging Tilapia.

By Jeff Kramer

NOT JUST THE START OF SCHOOL … THE START OF HIGH SCHOOL

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This makes me quite proud and filled with the highest of expectations.

Miranda’s a great kid who studies hard. Plus she has an insider’s advantage.

As luck would have it, I, too, attended an accredited high school.

Not to brag, but I did awesome — right up until the last day, when Boyd Wilkens started a food fight in the cafeteria, and I was caught throwing a peanut-butter-and-honey sandwich. Boyd receded into the shadows undetected while I was almost banned from graduation. Lesson learned: Be a leader, not a follower. Also, throw something more disgusting than a sandwich. An open fruit cup would have been a better choice.

What else did I learn in high school? More importantly, what did I retain? Was high school just an exercise in marking time, or did it imbue me with an enduring foundation of scholarly rigor? Judge for yourself.

Below is Miranda’s course schedule, followed by everything I remember from similar classes taken sometime in a previous century: Global History. First, there was only molten lava and lots of lightning, and then dinosaurs and apes happened. Through much shrieking and gnashing of teeth,

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the apes upgraded into ancient Egyptians who became Romans. Then came the Declaration of Independence, which begins with the immortal words: “To be or not to be?” Industry happened. The North won the Civil War, and the slaves were freed but then banned by Major League Baseball. Two really big wars — called “World Wars” — were started by Germany. Germany apologized so we gave them money. Japan was sorry, too — or was it China? We gave them money, too.

Anyway, the Beatles made everything better, and everybody except Nixon had sex. Tang instant breakfast drink was invented. Nixon resigned.

Geometry. The hippopotamus of a right triangle is uncomfortable and extremely dangerous. A rhomboid can be treated with special creams or, in more severe cases, surgery. Most circles are round. According to the Pythagorean Theorem, the chances of any child ever again being being named “Pythagoras” is negative pi. The shortest distance between two points is a Time Warner outage to a Time Warner rate increase. The father of geometry is Kevin Euclid. He batted .287 in nine years with the Red Sox.

English. English was invented in Belgium by Ralph Waldo Shakespeare, nicknamed “The Barge.” Among his greatest works are King Henry the Integer, O Rhomboid, Wherefore Art Thou? and The Claiming of the Stew.

America produced its own crop of good writer persons, including John Steinbuck (Grapes Ahoy!), Herman Munsterville (Moby’s Dick) and Scarlett O’Hara (The Passing of the Wind). The Irish deserve a mention, as well, especially James Joyce, whose prose is so rich and deeply layered that even Joyce refused to read Ulysses except for the Cliff Notes. English has grammar and words, including verbs, which convey action. Everything else is a noun. Common English verbs include: legume, eel, chubbinate and degong.

Sample usage: “In response to neighbors’ complaints about the noise, Harold reluctantly degonged his mother’s basement.”

By reversing the direct and indirect objects of this sentence, we can infer that Harold should bathe more frequently if he desires to marry. A dangling participle is a misdemeanor except in Key West, where it is good for a free drink.

Gym. Physical exercise, even badminton, involves personal dampness.

Earth Science. The continents collided and the Plutonic Plates rubbed against each other, forming the dinosaurs and mountains. At first, the dinosaurs were happy, but then it got cold and an Altoid struck the Earth. The dinosaurs died and became coal. Next, through a miraculous process known as photosynthesis, the first mammals were hatched. Most mammals have hair. The ones who don’t are exceptionally brilliant and generously compensated in other ways. Make a shallow incision from the gonads to the pharnyx, taking care not to cut into the gizzard. Wait! What, exactly are gonads?

Was I sick that day? Erosion. Bosphorus.

Endoplasmic reticulum. Starch.

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Zephyr Teachout (ZT): He’s not a Democrat. You know, I supported him four years ago, and he made a series of promises that were very important to me. One of them was the promise to veto any redistricting that was incumbent protection, and leads to Republican control in this very Democratic state. We haven’t passed the Women’s Equality Act, we haven’t passed minimum wage. His economic policy is indistinguishable from Ronald Reagan’s, and it is openly that way. It’s a trickle-down economic policy, tax breaks for the rich, tax breaks for a handful of companies. This is a really important moment for New York. What direction are we going to go in? I believe that we should stick with our traditional Democratic roots. Invest in our schools. Invest in our public infrastructure. Andrew Cuomo seems to have wandered off into the Republican Party.

GR: Is your campaign a political reform candidacy, or is it a progressive policy candidacy?

ZT: I don’t think it’s either of those. I do think these are deeply tied together. I think it is fundamentally about returning New York to its Democratic roots and its Democratic commitments, because that is how we are going to have a thriving economy, that’s how we are going to have a democracy that works for all of us. The way to get to the policies that I care about and most New Yorkers care about is really funding our schools, actually having a progressive tax code, funding our infrastructure. This isn’t glamorous stuff; it is the work of our government. The way to get there is to make sure first that we actually have a government that is serving all of us and not the wealthy and well-connected. So I can’t disconnect the two.

GR: Tell me more specifically about some of the initiatives that you would pursue.

ZT: I am in favor of actually funding schools. No kid should be going to a fourth-grade class where there are more than 20 kids in that class. I strongly support small class sizes, arts, guidance counselors in schools — a real support of our public school system. Second, we have to ban fracking and immediately move towards investing in renewable energy. Third, we have to actually invest in our infrastructure: roads, all of our bridges and not just a few bridges.

GR: How would you reorganize the tax system?

ZT: Right now, banks are not fairly taxed under the corporate tax code. The tax system works under the assumption that only 8 percent of their transactions are happening in this state, when we imagine it is probably closer to 40 percent. And the excuse

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for this extraordinary tax break is that the financial services industry, according to Andrew Cuomo, will abandon New York if we don’t give away these favors. Well, that is not true.

The financial services industry is not leaving New York state, because it is a network. Other states have tried to lure some of the big banks elsewhere, and they failed. The only real reason to give these tax breaks to the big banks is because they are the big donors, and it is so important because it’s billions of dollars out the door.

I would return the “millionaire’s tax” back to its levels under Paterson, the estate tax. Overall, the tax system is upside down because the top 1 percent pays less as a percentage of income than the middle 20 percent. It shows where Andrew Cuomo’s priorities really are. At the same time as we have been taking money from our schools, we have been giving money away to the big banks. This year, his priority was bank tax repeal. That was a Reagan-like priority, that’s not a Democratic priority.

GR: Regarding political reform, I assume that you are advocating that in November voters should vote down the amendment about redistricting, and we should start over again.

ZT: Yes, that is absolutely right. Gov. Cuomo had the audacity to not only approve this gerrymander system where there is Republican control of this Democratic state, but also to support a referendum that leaves the power to district in the same hands. This is a true old-fashioned corrupt old boys club in Albany.

GR: What do you mean when you say this is corrupt? Is it people on the take, is it money coming out of drawers?

ZT: A system is corrupt when public servants serve themselves or their friends, as opposed to the public at large. I am not just talking about things that a federal prosecutor could charge. I am talking about things like when Bob Congel gets subsidies because he is making campaign donations that the small-business owner isn’t getting. Whether or not there was an explicit deal, you still have a few people benefiting instead of all of us benefiting. At the Constitutional Convention, corruption was a constant topic. We have to understand that our entire country is actually founded on the belief that one of the jobs of government is to fight against the threat of self-serving politicians. Politicians are always going to be self-serving, but they can be more or less so.

GR: Let me push you a bit on the tax and the spending issue: I’m concluding from what you’ve said that, overall, the (state) revenues have to be higher than they are now.

ZT: We would have much higher revenues than we do now.

Absolutely.

Zephyr TeAchout GR: Any study I have seen on overall state and local tax burden has New York as the highest or the second highest in the country. What is the likely public appetite for more spending?

ZT: The question is who is paying the taxes, and right now New Yorkers are really burdened by high property taxes because the state isn’t paying its fair share. The question with taxation is not just how much, but who. In Andrew Cuomo’s administration, there is one set of laws for his cronies and there is another set of laws for the rest of us. So when we look at tax burdens, we also have to look at the loopholes, we also have to look at tax breaks and we absolutely also have to look at subsidies. Because right now, New York state is subsidizing luxury development instead of really subsidizing the kind of affordable housing we need, the kind of infrastructure and public schools that we need. FDR is a real idol of mine. My policies are very much in line with the FDR traditional Democratic approach, which is that for long-term economic growth, you need to do long-term investments. And the advantage of those Grant Reeher hosts long-term investments is they will also WRVO Public Media’s program create jobs.

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GR: What particular issues do you think are most important for people upstate? Is it fracking, agriculture, things related to that?

ZT: Yeah, those are really essential issues. I have a very clear position on fracking: I think we should ban hydrofracking and move towards renewable energy, and that will allow this state to actually invest even more in sustainable agriculture. Andrew Cuomo has failed to answer questions about hydrofracking. It’s pretty extraordinary that after years of saying listen to the science, he is really silent on it and he has taken a million dollars in pro-fracking money in his political campaign. Landowners, farmers are uncertain right now because they don’t know what they can do or develop because of the potential threat of hydrofracking. He is stalling the development of agriculture in our state by not answering that question.

GR: Most voters don’t know much about you. How are you going to be able to change that without money to put out ads?

ZT: The way that most voters make up their minds isn’t because of ads.

It’s because of what they read in the media.

So our real challenge is simply to get coverage in the media, and we are getting more and more coverage every day. And what we know is we need at least a million New Yorkers to know there is a serious challenger in the Democratic primary because the primary will be decided by half a million, maybe 750,000 voters. In order to win, I need 300,000 to 350,000 votes. Andrew Cuomo has done everything he can to try to keep me out of the primary. He’s been avoiding debates. I will tell you we don’t actually know current polling on Democratic likely primary voters, but Andrew Cuomo does. He spent over a $100,000 on internal polls, and I’ll bet you the reason that he is trying so hard to keep me off the ballot is because he knows that he has a real problem in his hands.

GR: It seems to me that if this does start to get close and you do start to build more traction, there is going to be an enormous mobilization of the traditional Democratic voters, to essentially wash you out by bringing in more people, because the incumbent is in trouble.

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GR: Andrew Cuomo may not debate you.

ZT: He has the audacity to say that the campaign staff would figure that out. So here is Andrew Cuomo, who seems to think that you are supposed to meddle in anti-corruption commissions, but not meddle in your own campaign. He seems to have it entirely upside down.

GR: How would you characterize your leadership style?

ZT: Well, I think that the job of a governor is to lay out a very clear vision, and I am very clear on where I stand. Hire the best people, trust them and then engage on the ground, so you are constantly re-evaluating whether your programs are working. SNT

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PLANNED PARENTHOOD WORKERS MIGHT JOIN UNION

Connective Corridor To Get Arts and Culture Kiosks Software developers and Connective Corridor planners gathered in a downtown Syracuse office recently for a demonstration of new, motion-controlled arts and culture kiosks that will be installed in the city.

Developers are designing software for the six kiosks as one of several new way-finding projects for Syracuse’s Connective Corridor. Unlike a set of 11 general tourist information kiosks that are also in development, the software for these new kiosks features only information related to Syracuse’s arts and culture venues.

Connective Corridor director Linda Hartsock said that these kiosks will cost a total of $300,000 with additional maintenance fees. Money for the project comes from a state grant that the Connective Corridor’s development budget will match. The grant for the project stipulates that the kiosks cannot post commercial advertisements.

Hartsock said the kiosks should be completed in a few months. The project’s planners have tentatively set the locations of the kiosks: the Onondaga Historical Association, the Erie Canal Museum, the Museum of Science and Technology, the Mulroy Civic Center, the Everson Museum and the Oncenter.

Hartsock stressed that these arts and culture installations, together with other route-planning initiatives, will help people orient themselves in downtown Syracuse. “(The kiosks) are a way-finding navigation system that was a logical cost for the Connective Corridor,” Hartsock said. “It’s a legitimate transportation enhancement.”

Rather than employing traditional touchscreen technology, project designers chose to use Microsoft’s Kinect camera motion controls for the kiosks. The team made this decision both to engage pedestrians in an unusual way and to increase the longevity of the hardware.

This will be the first project of its kind, according to Jeff Berezin, chief software engineer for SenSyr LLC. No other city has made use of Kinect technology for informa-

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Quinton Fletchall and Sarah Folger work on graphics for the kiosks.

Photo by Michael Davis

tional kiosks. The demonstration model featured the original Kinect hardware, but the final product may incorporate the newly released Kinect v2, which boasts improved camera resolution and improved motion tracking.

The hardware prototype was still in early stages of development. It consisted of a laptop connected to a television screen that was mounted on a wooden 2-by-4.

Throughout the demonstration, Berezin and his software development team detailed the projected technical specifications of the final version of the installations.

The kiosks’ screens will have a resolution of 1080-by1920 pixels, identical to a 1080 pixel television positioned vertically, and will measure 46 inches diagonally.

Kiosk encasements will be made of aluminum and will feature two layers of vandal-proof glass and thermoelectric heating and cooling systems for weatherproofing. The kiosks will also have built-in speakers, but the software does not yet make use of this feature.

The homepage of the demonstration software had links to a calendar, an interactive map, a list of local venues and a set of Kinect games. All of these features were accessible using simple hand motions, which were demonstrated for the user by a small stick figure in the corner of the screen.

Kiosks will not be connected to the Internet but will serve as Wi-Fi hotspots. They will also have the ability to send text messages with information or links to users’ cellphones.

Publicity for the project will be minimal at first, according to Hartsock. After the initial launch, she plans to work with consumer feedback to continue to polish the product.

“We’re doing it to get a system that really works. I think we’re going to fine-tune it and tweak it as we go,” Hartsock said. “If it gets to the point where it gets noticed because people are talking about it, that’s a good thing.” SNT

Workers at Planned Parenthood in Syracuse and Rochester say they are feeling disrespected after the merger of their agency with its counterpart in Buffalo, and they are getting ready for a union election that they hope will change things.

In January, Planned Parenthood of Central New York folded into the Buffalo-based Planned Parenthood of Western New York to form Planned Parenthood of Central and Western New York.

“They call it a merger,” says Caitlin McArdle, an education and outreach worker based at the Syracuse office, 1120 E. Genesee St. “We call it a takeover.”

McArdle is one of 44 workers in Syracuse and Rochester who have signed cards asking to be represented by the Communications Workers of America Local 1168. On Aug. 26, the union filed a petition for an election that would open the way to negotiations for a union contract. No date has been set for the vote.

Union organizer Dave Thomas says that between 65 and 70 percent of eligible workers signed cards. On that basis, a union representative met with the agency’s CEO, Karen Nelson, earlier in the summer to ask that Planned Parenthood recognize the bargaining unit and avoid an election.

Nelson declined, Thomas said.

Nelson released a statement saying, in part: “For over 20 years, our staff in the Buffalo area has been unionized, and we have a positive relationship with the union. . . . We understand that our staff serving (Syracuse and Rochester) may be exploring unionizing, as well. We have told the union and our staff that we will not deny them the opportunity to go through the regular process for organizing, and that we look forward to continuing to support our staff to provide top-quality health care and education to as many people as possible across Central and Western New York.”

According to McArdle, the merger suffered from poor communication from the start, and simmering discontent came to a head April 11 at a meeting in Rochester. Staff members were told that they would have to reapply for their positions, a process that she says ended up with many jobs being shuffled, reduced or eliminated.

“There’s been lots of secrecy, and no communication,” says McArdle. “That meeting was the straw that broke the camel’s back.”

“I feel disrespected,” says Shanteashia Harrisel, a Syracuse native and nurse practitioner who has worked at Planned Parenthood for more than 12 years. “There is not equal treatment between Buffalo and the Rochester/Syracuse sites. I felt like we had no choice in the changes.”

Harrisel says that there has been high turnover since the merger, which has led to longer wait times for patients.

“We’ve had two patient-care managers already this year,” she says, adding that one lasted only three weeks.

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By Ed Griffin-Nolan Planned Parenthood away from her patients to serve as interim manager for months at a time.

Harrisel described the April 11 meeting as “horrible” and “awful.”

“All of our positions were suspended, and then we had to bid on a new position.

People starting crying, asking if we had been fired. They handed out a packet that said we could apply for our jobs. We had a week to decide. If we did not apply, then they would consider that we had resigned, effective May 31.”

Staff in the Buffalo Planned Parenthood affiliate have been represented by CWA for decades. In spite of that, says the union, Nelson has insisted that if Syracuse and Rochester workers want a union, they’ll have to demonstrate it in a secret ballot, as per the National Labor Relations Act. Thomas says that the “card check” method of certifying the union could save the agency a lot of time and money rather than holding an election he feels certain the union will win.

Unions prefer so-called “card check” recognition to the lengthy and costly election process, and have campaigned for years for the process to be supported by the National Labor Relations Board.

Employers generally oppose card checks, which they say deny workers the opportunity to conduct a secret ballot.

The January merger of the two agencies swelled the workforce of the combined agency to 230 people. The new bargaining unit would include those involved in direct contact with patients, about 64 workers.

Mergers have become a way of life and a survival tactic for Planned Parenthood nationwide. Where once there were as many as 200 affiliates, that number has shrunk to near 70, according to NonProfit Quarterly, which follows the not-for-profit sector. The latest round of consolidation is in part due to changes brought about by the Affordable Care Act. In Texas, Florida, Kentucky, Indiana and other states that have seen mergers, Planned Parenthood officials say, banding together will allow them to trim costs, provide more efficient services and face a political climate hostile to agencies that offer abortion services. The agency for Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse is sharing some staff with Planned Parenthood of the North Country, leading some to suggest that a further merger is in the works.

— Ed Griffin-Nolan

SOUTHSIDE YOUTH MARCH TO STOP VIOLENCE Natisha Foster was waiting for the bus home on Saturday, Aug. 30, when a commotion on South Salina Street caught her attention. She turned and saw a crowd of about 50 people following a pickup truck, carrying banners and signs, chanting as they marched in the middle of the road behind a police escort.

The marchers had come from the Southwest Community Center and were headed to Clinton Square, calling out in solemn cadence for an end to violence in the streets.

“What do we want?”

“To stop the violence.”

“When do we want it?”

“Now.” Foster, an unemployed nurse and mother of three, erupted into cheers. She clapped and shouted until tears filled her eyes. She lives on Ballard Avenue, near the course of the march that the peace advocates had just taken.

“I’m raising my own son,” says Foster.

“He’s 10 years old, and I’m so afraid. I won’t let the streets get to him. Too many of our black men are killing one another.

I can’t imagine the sorrow and the pain — I don’t want to see another mother go through that.”

One of the marchers in procession that Foster witnessed was Helen Hudson, a councilor-at-large long known as the leader of Mothers Against Gun Violence.

“I’ve seen three generations of our young people lost on the street,” Hudson told the marchers when they arrived at the fountains at Clinton Square for a rally to conclude the march. “That’s well over 400 people. If you don’t believe me, go up to Oakwood (Cemetery).”

Hudson says she has been to at least 30 such marches and vigils, but this one was different: It is the first one organized by the younger generation.

Ed Mitchell is one of the young leaders who organized the march. Mitchell, 27, a Corcoran High School graduate, said he has seen enough. He’s grown tired of watching young people in his neighborhood wasting their lives, or worse, getting killed. He was talking to his friend, Charles-Anthony Rice, about the killing of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., when the idea emerged for a march in Syracuse.

Randy Thompson stands in front of photos of victims of violence. Photo by Michael Davis

“There’s a lot of uproar about the Michael Brown shooting,” says Rice, “but nobody marching for the young people we lose every weekend, people that we lost to each other. A lot of our young people are crying out and no one is listening.”

One of the people listening to Rice and Mitchell converse a few weeks back was Lawrence Williams, a former city school teacher, probation officer and director of the city’s effort to reduce gun- and gang-related violence. His effort was recently renamed SOY (Save Our Youth).

Williams saw it as his role to teach the younger men how to organize a march.

“They felt that the Michael Browns in our own community are losing their lives at the hand of other Michael Browns,” Williams says.

Having survived childhood in a violent neighborhood, Mitchell feels a duty to do something to help today’s youth.

“I grew up around a lot of people who went to jail, people who died in front of me, died around me. You want to do something different. I talk to a friend one night, next day she’s gone to jail. I am blessed, I’ve got opportunity. I made it out, many didn’t.”

He tells a story of a party six years ago. He was a chaperone. Shots rang out.

Mitchell went down, a bullet in his leg. It doesn’t keep him off the basketball court, but all these years later, he can still feel the pain at times.

“Anybody can be a victim,” he says.

“You can be doing nothing. Anything can happen. Kids just shoot because they’re bored. We don’t want to lose any more children to violence, black-on-black violence. We want to get some awareness that we are losing kids day to day.”

“We want (the young people) to know that there are avenues they can take.

Those avenues include a handful of programs, including Team Angel, Journey-

2Manhood, SNUG and others,” he says.

“We want to inform parents that it does start at home. We lose young people due to stupidity. We can’t march for Mike Brown until we start here.”

Police Chief Frank Fowler marched along the whole parade route, and said that he sees hope in the cooperation his department has been getting from the community.

“Overall, this has been one of the better summers,” says Fowler. “The numbers tell the tale. We have had certain spurts of violence, but the level of cooperation that we’re getting from our city is great.”

For example, notes Fowler, last week the police department arrested a man accused of two shootings on Kellogg Street earlier in the summer.

“On Thursday, we sent out a press release about three dangerous criminals.

Next day, we got a very good tip about a murderer, and he was apprehended.”

Asked about the numbers of murders this summer, Fowler echoes the statement made by many at the rally: One death on the streets is one too many.

Keeping the streets safe, says the chief, comes from “working together every day at a time when the tears are not flowing, the bullets not flying. It comes from building relationships.”

While much of the focus of the rally was on young men, the loudest voices were a group of young women, including Ryneshia Robinson, a 2009 Corcoran graduate who will soon be joining the U.S. Navy.

Robinson shows the poise she acquired as a Corcoran cheerleader. Now she and her friends gave up a sunny afternoon on one of the last days of summer to cheer for a different reason: her 4-year-old son.

“When I had my son, everything changed for me. There used to be a lot of support in our community, but we’ve lost that. But we can get it back.” SNT

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Some of the most accomplished musicians in the world come to Syracuse to jam in a studio in front of television cameras.

Music writer Jessica Novak and photographer Michael Davis were there.

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t’s a sunny Sunday in July, and by 11 a.m., the first session of Studio Jams is already wrapped at Subcat Studios.

Marcus Johnson, the headliner of the Northeast Jazz and Wine Festival the day before, has recorded his session with players including Gil Parris and Kip Sophos, from New York City, and Dave Hanlon and Mark Nanni, from Syracuse. The production team has 150 gigabytes of material, but the day is just beginning to swing.

In walks bassist Jeff Berlin, who has performed with Pat Metheny, Bill Bruford, Frank Zappa and Alan Holdsworth. He’s joined by drummer Mike Clark, who toured with Herbie Hancock, and keys player Michael Wolff, former music director for Nancy Wilson, Cannonball Adderley and The Arsenio Hall Show.

The atmosphere is a mix of tension and wonder, spontaneity and magic. These musicians are meeting, some for the first time, picking songs on the spot and performing them for television. There is no rehearsal.

There are barely introductions. The musicians mill about before their sessions, watching the other performers through the glass, admiring and learning, just like the viewers who will watch them in just a few weeks.

Creator, producer and director Tom Emmi stands at the center of it all, directing cameras around the crowded studio. His motions shift the cameras to grab tight shots or wide angles, views from above and below.

The three sessions shot on July 27 at Subcat make up episodes 66, 67 and 68 of Studio Jams, a show that started informally in 2000, when Emmi collected musicians such as Victor Wooten, Derek Trucks and Jeff Coffin for a B-roll jam. But Wooten planted the seed.

“When it was done, Victor said, ‘Tom, this is a TV show,’” Emmi remembers. “He said, ‘We had so much fun, and I’m glad you got what you wanted for B-roll, but this was a blast. Let’s do it again.’ That was the very first episode of Studio Jams. It’s still one of my favorites.”

Bassist Jeff Berlin sits in on session two.

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WHAT IS STUDIO JAMS? Emmi, from North Syracuse, has been in the television industry since he graduated from Regent University in 1985. He worked in Norfolk, Va., for a few years, and when his company was bought, he was given a choice to move to Denver or Chicago or to take the severance and pursue something else. He chose freedom and decided to move to the music hub of Nashville, but then he got a call from Comcast, based in Philadelphia, and decided to take the job. In the years following, his mother died, followed by his father.

“I soon realized, life is short,” Emmi says. “I resigned from Comcast a month after he died. My dad always said, ‘Tom, whatever you do, try to make a difference.’ So, I followed my passions: music, television and education. I started my own company built on those three threads.”

In 2000, Emmi started the full-service, multiplatform, music, education and entertainment company Ace Entertainment. Though Emmi wasn’t a performing musician, he was the state accordion champion in 1974 and kept the art close to his heart. He was working on another music show, Music Makers, when he saw his friends, the Wooten brothers (Victor and Roy, aka Futureman), were performing in the area that weekend with Bela Fleck and the Flecktones.

“I was friends with Vic and Roy from Virginia,” Emmi explains. “I called up Vic and said, ‘What are you doing Saturday afternoon? If I could get you guys into the studio, would you want to do some jamming? I just want it for B-roll. You guys play what you want, do what you want. I don’t care.’ I said, ‘Bring Roy, too.’ They said, ‘How about Jeff Coffin?’ I said, ‘Absolutely.’”

That session quickly expanded to include other musicians in the area that weekend, including Trucks, Joey DeFrancesco, Tuck Andress and Kofi Burbridge.

“I had this monster lineup of musicians,” Emmi says. “I said, ‘OK, guys. Go to town,’ and taped it.”

The result sparked a TV show idea in Wooten and likewise in Emmi. He started putting together musicians and creating episodes, experimenting all the while, and eventually got a deal with Viacom’s BET and BETJ (its jazz channel) for 10 episodes in 2003. Management was overwhelmed with the positive fan response, and season two was commissioned. By its second year, the show was the No. 1 jazz show on BET. But after six years, the cable channel changed its programming and jazz — including Studio Jams — was dropped.

However, the shows have continued and are available online at studiojams.com. They’re also aired internationally via Voice of America, but Emmi’s dream is to see it on domestic, public television, specifically in his hometown of Syracuse.

He moved the show outside of Philadelphia on July 21, 2012, for episode 52 with the goal to cre-

ate an “on the road” feel, hitting different markets and musicians, and specifically capitalizing on his own hometown heroes. On July 28, 2012, he held his first session at Subcat Studios, using musicians in town to perform at the Northeast Jazz and Wine Festival, which he has continued to do.

Fast-forwarding to the third session on July 27, Emmi put together an all-star CNY team to show how great the result can be from musicians who perform locally all the time. Hanlon, Nanni, John Viavattine Jr., Brian Golden, Bob Viavattine and John Viavattine rounded out the third session of the day.

Hanlon — who has performed in five Studio Jams sessions over the past three years and has been performing with his own band, Dave Hanlon’s Cookbook, for 30 years — was a fan before he was a part of the show.

“I used to watch it on BET,” he says. “I was amazed with the concept, and then I got a call from Tom three years ago saying he wanted to do it on the road. He asked if I was interested. I said, ‘I’ve been a fan since the show started! I’d be honored.’”

From the perspective of a musician, the show is truly fascinating and relatable. An impromptu jam is always an adventure, but to see how professionals mix, match and create is truly mind-bending.

“Kids can see how conceptually people work out an arrangement,” Hanlon says. “There are educational purposes behind this as well as entertainment. It’s entertaining to watch people in the studio under pressure, playing with people they haven’t played with before. That type of visual experience is entertaining and great for musicians to see how guys and women come together and create music and learn how to interact together musically, arrange and execute under a pressure-cooker environment. And even if you’re not a musician, you can enjoy it.” NEXT PAGE

FROM THE OTHER SIDE

John Craddock, of Many Hats Media, and Jeremy Johnston, of Subcat Studios, explain the technical side: Jessica Novak (JN): How do you collect the sound of both the music and the conversations clearly?

John Craddock (JC): We have the studio recording instruments and we also record the dialogue as musicians are talking through stuff. They’re basically two separate recordings. We match up the soundboard music and the cameras recording audio. There are a lot of microphones going on. It’s an interesting problem to solve, the seamless transition from dialogue to music.

JN: How much footage are we talking about?

JC: We’ll be over a terabyte worth of footage today.

JN: How is this project different from others for you?

Jeremy Johnston (JJ): It’s a challenge because it’s pretty spontaneous, and we’re making decisions on the fly. They’re also all in one room together. I work like that a lot, but most of the time I work with more isolation. The hardest part is just the speed of it all.

JN: What’s the secret to success?

JJ: We try to keep it live and keep it fun.

We try to capture everyone in their element.

JN: The recording is done. Now what?

JJ: Now I go back and pick out the takes.

It’s usually the last take, but not always.

Then I start mixing it like I’m mixing a record. Then I give it to Tom. It all comes together in a month or so. SNT

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WHY DOES IT MATTER?

Studio Jams Michael Wolff knows television. In addition to being a jazz pianist, composer and producer, he’s also worked as music director on The Arsenio Hall Show and starred in TV shows, like The Naked Brothers Band on Nickelodeon, also featuring his sons, Nat and Alex.

“I think people like the insides of things,” he says. “There are a lot of things that happen in private with music that people don’t get to see.

Being in a studio is an unnatural playing environment. It’s natural in its own thing, but it’s very different than playing for a live audience. The way we’re playing in the studio is a mix. It has all the great sound of the studio, but the energy of the audience.”

That combination of polished, but relaxed, has always been a goal for Emmi.

“I want it to be like a Saturday afternoon jam in Johnny’s garage,” he says. “The clams they hit from time to time — I like them! You always see people polished; they’re not always. It humanizes them. You appreciate guys who seemingly never make mistakes.”

Emmi also notes the stories and personal interactions as a highlight of the show.

“I had Pat Martino, legendary jazz guitarist, in with Bela Fleck,” he says. “I didn’t know it at the time, but Bela shows up, and as a kid, he idolized Pat. So, when most people think of Bela and what he’s done with the banjo — they put him on a pedestal. So it was really neat to see Bela in awe of someone. It’s a side you don’t see.”

He also remembers fondly the time he had Charlie Watts, of The Rolling Stones, in for a jam and was surprised by his attitude.

“I try to talk to the musicians before and after (the session), and I said, ‘Charlie, what are you feeling right now?’ He said, ‘To be honest, Tom, I’m nervous.’ I said, ‘You’re Charlie Watts! What do you mean you’re nervous?! You’re in The Roll-

Producer Tom Emmi directs the day.

ing Stones!’ He said, ‘Yeah, I hope I can keep up with these cats doing jazz stuff.’ He did fine, and he played with the Stones that night. An afternoon of jazz standards and then went and rocked the Stones.”

The stories are endless, and the list of musicians is long and impressive. But the result, and the goal, is the same.

“It’s for education,” Emmi says. “It’s inspiring.

I get kids emailing all the time that say, ‘I’m inspired and I want to play.’ And for the musicians, it’s exposure and the opportunity to play with guys they won’t usually play with. I want Bela Fleck coming in with Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, unshaven, plug in and play. I don’t want it to look like a Hollywood set.”

The show captures a moment in time that will never — can never — be recreated. The timing, the place, the musicians and the music are unplanned. And at least once a year, it’s happening right in the creative laboratory that is Syracuse.

“It’s a great thing to show musicians really trying things in the moment, creating,” Wolff says.

“The inter-musical and interpersonal things. . . .

It’s about listening, having a conversation, taking the tunes and being like an architect, trying to change the angles.” SNT Follow Jessica Novak on Facebook at www.facebook.com/JessRockNovak, on Twitter at twitter.com/JessRock87 and on Instagram at @JessRock87.

THE PERFORMERS Studio Jams musicians include: Charlie Watts, Kirk Whalum, Jeff Lorber, Joe Bonamassa, Derek Trucks, Victor Bailey, Steve Kimock, Bakithi Kumal, Leland Sklar, Dean Brown, David Garfield, Chris Thile, Bela Fleck, Pat Martino, Anton Fig, Gerald Albright, Oz Noy, Victor Wooten, Gerald Veasley, Grant Geissman, Chuck Loeb, Jimmy Haslip and many more.

Jeremy Johnston, of Subcat Studios, and drummer Mike Clark listen to playback.

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Nathan Faudree’s strong turn highlights The Guys’ 9/11 drama.

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Landmark performer Bill Maher recalls his laugh-filled learning curve.

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Fiddlin’ around with the Glengarry Bhoys at this weekend’s Irish Festival.

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The History of Syracuse Rock’n’Roll Then and Now series rocks on with a Sammy Hall of Fame double bill featuring rhythm’n’blues legend Art “Legs” Robins (pictured) and guitar god Mark Hoffmann with the Hoffmann Family Band, featuring his talented offspring Gustav and Anna. The music takes place Sunday, Sept. 7, 6 to 9 p.m., at the Carnegie Café ballroom, Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North Street, Liverpool. Admission is free. For details, dial 472-DINO. Michael Davis Photo

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Central New York Playhouse partners with Raymour & Flanigan Furniture, 3430 Erie Blvd. E., for a blood drive on Sept. 11, 10:30 TAKE a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Blood donors will get free tickets to any upcoming production, including that evening’s performance of The Guys. Call 885-8960.

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Fishermen, with a view of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center and the Statue of Liberty National Monument, in 1993. Keith

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TOWERS OF POWER IN THE GUYS’ 9/11 DRAMA

D REVIEW The Guys continues with 8 p.m. performances Thursday, Sept.

4, through Saturday, Sept.

6, and Thursday, Sept. 11, at Central New York Playhouse in Shoppingtown mall.

espite the plural in the title of Anne Nelson’s two-character, 80-minute play The Guys, we see only one man on stage: Nick Flanagan (played

by Nathan Faudree) of the New York City Fire Department. A few days after the Sept. 11, 2001, catastrophe he meets with an experienced journalist, Joan (JoAnne Rougeux), to craft a eulogy for eight of his comrades, out of the 350 who had been obliterated in the World Trade Center collapse.

The ultimate goal might be to get fire captain Nick to express his grief. But as this area premiere from Central New York Playhouse proceeds, he first has to come to terms with his stunned sense of loss.

Joan speaks first, breaking through the fourth wall.

We learn that although she hails from Oklahoma, she dwells in a more privileged station than the firemen.

Now a resident of Brooklyn’s fashionable Park Slope, Joan’s taste and values differ from those of blue collar workers. She rejoices that her husband prefers opera to football, and there’s a volume of Seurat on her coffee table. Having covered Latin America on her beat, he looks at Nick’s world of ladders, engines and church picnics as a new country to be discovered.

She continually marvels how much people on the street, like Nick, are unknown, and how deep we can go when we peel away the layers.

Her own experience of 9/11 began when her father in Oklahoma phoned her to say a plane had hit the World Trade Center. She then called her husband,

who worked within sight of the Twin Towers but had not yet noticed. This prompts Joan to muse, “That moment marked the end of the post-modern era.”

What playwright Nelson means is that Joan won’t have a place in this story for irony. Emotion in The Guys is real and raw, even though it is initially suppressed. There are moments of humor and a distinct lack of political references. There are, however, no tears on stage, even though dialogue may engender them in audiences.

The date of the action in The Guys is Sept. 26. The suddenness of the attack and the enormity of the deaths, then not fully numbered, leaves Nick numb and nearly speechless. Faudree, often an ebullient player, deftly handles Nick’s emotive unresponsiveness. When he begins to iterate his pals, he underplays his regard for them and their shared affections.

Of the first, Bill Doughterty, he allows, “Ah, he’s a schmoe. He’d come into a room and you wouldn’t even notice him.”

Joan, significantly a journalist and not a counselor or a clergy person, brings a different insight. She remembers that when victims of state torture in South America’s “dirty wars” came to tell their tales, they dreaded speaking of their horrors to family and loved ones for fear of upsetting them and so spoke into tape recorders. Joan makes herself such a vehicle, constantly scribbling in a spiral notebook.

Only she does not merely transcribe his words but rather his full meaning. When she reads to him what she has written, or he grabs the notebook himself, he recognizes her words as his true feeling.

Some early commentators on The Guys seized upon Nick’s ethnicity and the Irishness of many of the men, even though an important one was German and another Hispanic, Hippolito Diaz, “sounds like a ballpark.” Such a view would argue that the Irish are more prone to shield their emotions, as opposed to, say, blacks or Italians. Director Patricia Catchouny does not buy into this. One could also point out that a male faces death and a woman helps him to deal with it.

There are also class differences. Joan is a card-carrying member of the liberal elite who is learning to respect working men’s manly values. Nick and his mates give high regard to physical skills, like Barney, the amateur metalsmith. They see a certain suppression of self required to take charge, the profound difference between a boss and a leader.

Gender differences aside, there is no suggestion of romance between two married people. Joan obviously admires Nick’s courage as well as his drive to improve himself. In The Guys’ most engaging moment she imagines his completion of tango lessons, “the hardest one of all.”

JoAnne Rougeux wears Joan’s educational and social privilege well. She is empathetic and not haughty. Traveling a much longer arc, Nathan Faudree has a splendid outing in The Guys. The eulogy with which Nick concludes the show is eloquent, touching, honest and manly. SNT

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TOPIC: ARTS

Bill Maher’s role models: “Johnny Carson was somebody who I adored. I don’t think I ever missed a Tonight Show from age 13 to 23.

TAKE Robert Klein and George Carlin were the two stand-up comedians, the hip ones. They were very influential.”

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By Jessica Novak Robert Trachtenberg Photo

If your interests are being funny and news, that’s how it comes out. But when I was first starting out, it was difficult.

People generally don’t accept political opinions from someone who’s 23 years old. You look like you just started shaving yesterday and you’re giving opinions on the president. It’s something you need to grow into.

What did it take to build your career?

There’s no shortcut in comedy. It’s a rude awakening: Every comic thinks they’re funny, then you discover it’s extremely different in front of an audience, not your friends. Comedy is so difficult.

At first, it’s horrible. It’s literally depressing for the first year or two. Trying to find a voice and way to make people laugh 10 to 20 minutes is hard. Then it gets easier.

The next 10 years, it gets easier.

GETTING REAL WITH BILL MAHER

I PREVIEW Bill Maher performs Saturday, Sept. 6, 8 p.m., at the Landmark Theatre, 326 S. Salina St. Tickets run $54.50 to $95.40. For information, call 475-7980 or visit landmark theatre.org

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n a world full of fabrication and Photoshop, satirist Bill Maher has built a career out of honesty.

“The bond that I have most profoundly with my audience is I never say anything I don’t mean,” Maher says. “I never pull a punch. I say things that challenge my own audience’s beliefs and that’s OK.” While many walk fine lines between acceptable and inappropriate, Maher has never tiptoed. That was evident with his first television series, Politically Incorrect, which began in 1993 on the Comedy Central network, then relocated to ABC’s late-night schedule in 1997. Following the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, however, Maher’s controversial comments with one panelist led to network outrage and advertiser defections.

A conservative guest, Dinesh D’Souza, said the 9/11 terrorists were not cowards. Maher agreed: “We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away, that’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly. You’re right.” ABC, citing low ratings, canceled the series in July 2002.

Maher was not off the air very long. February 2003 saw the HBO debut of Real Time with Bill Maher, a weekly hour-long politically based comedy show that has been renewed by the cable network for a 13th season.

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In the meantime, his 2008 documentary Religulous became the eighth-highest grossing documentary and he has garnered 32 Emmy nominations over his 30-year career. But on the phone from Los Angeles, Maher is frank about his rise from a kid with a dad in radio news to one of Comedy Central’s 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all time.

Did you always want to be a comedian?

Some kids think they’re funny and like making the teacher and kids in class laugh. It was always something I wanted to do but was probably too shy to tell anybody. But it was. I got out of college, moved to New York and got started.

Where did your interest in news and history spring from?

My father was a newsman in radio when every station had news at the top of the hour. In our house, I heard my parents talking about politics as dinnertable conversations, which I don’t think is typical in most of America. It was always something I was interested in. I was a history and social studies kinda kid, not science.

How did you start combining your interests in politics and comedy?

What advice do you have for aspiring comics?

Don’t get down about it. Just keep working. When we started back in New York, you’d just do as many sets as possible. On weekend nights, you could be ambitious and do six sets in a night if you ran from cab to cab to each club.

That’s what it takes. It takes 10,000 hours to learn anything. Piano takes that time.

Eventually you’ll find your own voice.

Everyone in music starts out imitating other people. Even The Beatles started out sounding like an American rock and roll band. Eventually you take in the past, synthesize it and make something new.

Once you have something new, then you have something. Nobody needs to see what they have before.

You’ve made a living out of being very honest, sometimes to your detriment. What inspires you to do this?

When I went on air with Politically Incorrect, everyone said it would never work. They said, “You can’t be a talk show host who expresses their own opinions. No one else ever did. As soon as you do that, you’ll alienate half of your audience.” I said, “Let’s give it a try.” Even if they don’t agree, they can still watch. The audience can accept the fact that they may not agree, but like with friends, you don’t have to agree on everything. People will tell me, “I’m conservative, but I watch your show. You’re funny.” Funny goes a long way toward covering up a lot of sins.

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W E D N E S DAY 9/3 Jazz in the City. Wed. Sept. 3, 6:30 p.m. The

9/12: Bobby Vinton. Turning Stone

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona.

361-SHOW.

Donna Alford JaSSBand, NOTEified and the KC Cuse Line Dancers entertain during this mini-festival at Perseverance Park, corner of South Salina and Fayette streets. Free. 479-5299.

9/12: Switchfoot. Landmark Theatre.

Preservation Hall Jazz Band. Wed. Sept. 3, 8

475-7979, (800) 745-3000.

9/12: Rubblebucket, Body Language, 2001. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

p.m. The veteran jazzers swing into the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $20, $25. 361-SHOW.

Fruition. Wed. Sept. 3, 9 p.m. Portland

9/12: Crown the Empire. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

folk-rockers come calling, plus Emily Yates at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10. Thewestcotttheater.com.

9/13: Asia. Turning Stone Resort and

North American Scum. Wed. Sept. 3, 9 p.m.

Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

9/13: Comedian Bill Cosby. Land-

mark Theatre. 475-7979, (800) 745-3000.

9/13: Pop Up Shop. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

T H U R S DAY 9/4

9/13: Wild On: Syracuse. Westcott

Kenny Wayne Shepherd. Thurs. 8 p.m. The

Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

Louisiana blues-rock guitarist performs at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $20, $25, $30. 361SHOW.

9/14: Ruddy Well Band. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

9/16: Tommy Emmanuel. Crouse-

Cash’d Out. Thurs. 9 p.m. The spot-on Johnny

Hinds Theater, 435-2121.

Cash musical tribute act from San Diego visits the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $12.

446-1934.

9/16: New York Voices. Palace Theater, 2384 James St. 445-4200.

9/17: Chris Isaak. Turning Stone

F R I DAY 9/5

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona.

361-SHOW.

9/18: Comedian Steven Wright.

Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

9/20: 95X Locals Only Live. Lost

Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 4461934.

9/21: A.J. Jordan. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

9/21: Westcott Street Cultural Fair.

Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

9/23: Stitches. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

9/23: Big Break. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

9/25: RATM2 (Rage Against the Machine tribute). Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

Members of Cosby Sweater, Spare Parts and Digital Tape Machine perform the music of LCD Soundsystem, preceded by Phantom Chemistry at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $12$15. 446-1934.

FREE Syracuse Irish Festival. Fri. noon-11 p.m. The music begins with Attractive Nuisance (5 p.m.), the Flyin’ Column (7:40 p.m.), The Prodigals (9:40 p.m.) and more at downtown Syracuse’s Clinton Square, South Salina and Clinton streets. Free. Syracuseirishfestival.com.

Bobaflex. Fri. 7 p.m. National rockers return to

Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale. $12/advance, $15/door. 455-7223.

Bring Me the Horizon. Fri. 7 p.m. British

metalcore quintet performs (with Chiodos as openers) at Paper Mill Island, 136 Spensieri Ave., Baldwinsville. $27. upstateshows.com.

DATE NIGHT Hamell on Trial. Fri. 7 p.m. Eternally angry Salt City rocker Ed Hamell performs with passionate Boston folkie Bryan McPherson, plus Kris Wiechmann and Judge Gazza at the St. Clare Theater, 1117 N. Townsend St. $15. 313-9655.

OMG Music Fest. Fri. 7 p.m. Touring showcase for popular YouTube musicians such as Jacob Whitesides, Round2Crew, Alyssa Shouse and more invades the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $40/general, $95/VIP, $30/parents with minors. Thewestcotttheater.com.

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BIKE NIGHT

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SATURDAY

TRADEMARK

437-Bull • 6402 Collamer Rd. East Syracuse. Lunch, Dinner, Cocktails, Catering

Syracuse University Jazz Faculty. Fri. 7 p.m.

Modern Baseball and I Am the Avalanche.

WOW Janiva Magness. Fri. 8 p.m.

The powerhouse purveyor of rhythm’n’blues visits the Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $14, $17, $19. 691-3550.

WOW Art Robins and the Mark Hoffmann Family Band. Sun. 6-9 p.m. The

The musicians present a recital at Shaffer Art Building’s Shemin Auditorium, SU campus. Free.

443-2191.

Satisfaction. Fri. 8 p.m. The musical homage to the Rolling Stones rocks out at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$12. 446-1934.

S AT U R DAY 9/6 WOW

Folkus Project Bookfair

Benefit. Sat. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. A percentage of

book sales goes to the cause, plus performances from a slew of local and regional musicians including The Cadleys, Larry Hoyt, Loren Barrigar and Mark Mazengarb, Dennis Goltermann, Jane Zell, Dave Robertson, Rebecca Colleen, Peter McDonald, Gina Holsopple, Jeff Rodgers, Wendy Ramsay, Colleen Kattau and Some Guys, Dana “Short Order” Cooke and Alison and Zoë at Barnes and Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E. DeWitt.

Free. 449-2948.

DATE NIGHT Syracuse Irish Festival.

Sat. noon-11 p.m. The music continues with Causeway Giants (4:30 p.m.), Glengarry Bhoys (8 p.m.), Town Pants (9:45 p.m.) and more at downtown Syracuse’s Clinton Square, South Salina and Clinton streets. Free. Syracuseirishfestival. com.

Zero Point Zero. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Manlius-based rockers perform at Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5. 682-1578.

WOW Acoustica Electronica. Sat. 8 p.m. Traveling production of musicians, dancers and acrobats in an eclectic evening at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $20. 445-4200.

Brown Sabbath. Sat. 8 p.m. Texas psych-funk

collective at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12. Thewestcotttheater.com.

S U N DAY 9/ 7 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

Sun. 5 p.m. Double shot of modern rock, plus Beach Slang and Trespassers at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $12-$14. 446-1934.

popular Salt City musicmakers headline the monthly History of Syracuse Rock’n’Roll Then and Now series at the Carnegie Café ballroom, Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North Street, Liverpool. Free. 472-DINO.

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and Hawthorne Heights. Sun. 6 p.m. The headliners for the

Hope Revolution Tour will be supported by Senick, Famous Last Words, Ongoing Concept, Everybody Run and One Last Shot at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. Thewestcotttheater.com.

T U E S DAY 9/9 ABK. Tues. 8 p.m. Detroit hip-hopper in da

house, plus Lukas Sanctus and Supa Satty at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $12-$15.

446-1934.

C LU B D AT E S W E D N E S DAY 9/3 Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

George Leija. (Baldwinsville Farmers Market, Denio Street, Baldwinsville), 5-7 p.m.

Just Joe. (Kosta’s Bar and Grill, 105 Grant Ave., Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

Lauren Mettler. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-9 p.m.

Mark Zane. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7-10 p.m.

Steve Odum Band. (CC’s (formerly Big Kahunas), 17 Columbus St., Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 9/4

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

2 Hour Delay. (Kosta’s Bar and Grill, 105 Grant

FREE Fiddlin’s Fun. Sun. 2 p.m. The Binghamton-based musicians play at the North American Fiddlers’ Hall of Fame and Museum, 1121 Comins Road, Osceola. Free. 599-7009.

ton St.), 10 p.m.

Alison and Zoe. Sun. 4 p.m. The Sunday Music

Series rolls on with the Irish-born sister act at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $7. 253-6669.

Ave., Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

College Night w/Frita Lay. (Trexx, 323 N. ClinGood Ghost. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 8-10 p.m.

Jesse Derringer. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor, 3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

JoDogs. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

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Just Joe. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road, North Syracuse), 6-9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Canale’s Restaurant, 156 W. Utica St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

Mark Macri and Trainwreck. (Lukins Brick Oven Pizza, 640 Varick St., Utica), 8:30 p.m.

Mike MacDonald. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow St., Liverpool), 7-10 p.m.

Tom Gilbo and the Blue Suedes. (Castaways,

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916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Virgil Cain. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (O’Toole’s, 111 Osbourne St., Auburn), 6-9 p.m.

F R I DAY 9/5 Attractive Nuisance. (Irish Fest, Clinton Square), 5-6 p.m.

Black Water. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St., Phoenix), 8 p.m.

Chris Taylor. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6-9 p.m.

Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band.

(Shots, 700 Varick St., Utica), 10 p.m.

Chris Terra Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Country Rose. (Candy’s Hillside, 6207 Rock Cut Road, Jamesville), 9 p.m.

Dan Elliott and the Monterays. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Dr Killdean. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow St., Liverpool), 9 p.m.

ESP. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Fabulous Ripcords. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 9:30 p.m.

Frank Rhodes. (Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

St., Oswego), 9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

Fat Bobs. (Saltine Warrior, 214 W. Water St.),

Fulton Chain Gang. (Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar, Destiny USA), 9:30 p.m.

Frank Rhodes. (Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Jeff Meloling. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor, Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (bc Restaurant, 247 W. Fay-

John Lerner. (Jake’s Grub and Grog, 7 E. River

ette St.), 8-11 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (Tin Rooster, Turning

Stone Resort and Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Gallows Road. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (O’Toole’s, 111 Osbourne St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

Jess and the Beards. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

Jesse Derringer. (Dilaj’s Motor Inn, 7430 Route 34, Auburn), 8-11 p.m.

John Lerner. (Wildcat Sports Pub, 3680 Milton Ave., Camillus), 6-9 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Pop Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Just Joe. (Stingers Pizza Pub, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius), 6-10 p.m.

Road, Brewerton), 9 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Daiker’s Inn, Route 28, Old Forge), 9 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Ithaca Ale House, 111 Aurora St., Ithaca), 10:30 p.m.

Mike MacDonald. (Barnstormer Winery, 4184 Route 14, Rock Stream), 1 p.m.

Paul Davie. (Pascale Wine Bar & Restaurant, 104 Limestone Plaza, Fayetteville), 8:30 p.m.

The Bomb. (Belly Up Pub, West Albany Street, Herkimer), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Riverforest Park, 9439 Riverforest Road, Weedsport), 9 p.m.

West End Rockers. (George O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 8-11 p.m.

Wildhoney. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

S U N DAY 9/ 7

The Coachmen. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood

Fulton Chain Gang, Grit N Grace, TJ Sacco Band. (Silverado Inn, 135 Marginal Road, Her-

Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

kimer), 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Halo Hoedown benefit.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor,

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Bluewater Grill,

3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5-8 p.m.

Longwood Jazz Project. (Greenwood Winery,

Longwood Jazz Project. (Borio’s Restaurant,

6475 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 6-9 p.m.

PEP: Proctor Entertainment Project.

8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

(Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Bradbury’s Boatel, 57 Bradbury

Right Turn. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Bald-

Michael Crissan. (Harpoon Eddie’s, 611 Park

Sirsy. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mike MacDonald. (Fulton Polish Home, 153 W.

winsville), 7-11 p.m.

Road, Brewerton), 4-7 p.m.

St., Sylvan Beach), 2-6 p.m.

Smart Alec. (Woody’s Jerkwater Pub, 2803

First St., Fulton), 3-4:30 p.m. Benefit for the late Dylan Thomas.

The Boatmen. (Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar,

Ryan Burdick. (Waterfront Tavern, Route 11, Central Square), 4-8 p.m.

Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 6:30-10 p.m.

Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Knoxies Pub, 7088 Route 20, Pompey), 9 p.m.

Tuff Luck. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.), 8:30 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (Pasta’s on the Green,

Foxfire Golf Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

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3’s a Crowd. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire Golf

Dr Killdean. (Dockside Bar and Grill, 24 E. First

5:15-8:30 p.m.

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S AT U R DAY 9/6

The Barndogs. (Dinosaur-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 4-8 p.m.

M O N DAY 9/8 Big Ben. (Dinosaur-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Just Joe. (The Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool), 7-10 p.m.

Stone River Band. (Volney Firehouse, 3002 State Route 3, Fulton), 6-9 p.m.

T U E S DAY 9/9 Mike Vincitore and Mike O’Hara. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 9/10 Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Johnny Sansone. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W.

Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 4982787. Through September: Overgrowing, works

by Iranian graphic designer Homa Delvaray.

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through Oct. 18: GCC: GLOBAL Issues, CLIMATE Matters, Social CHANGE, 24 artists in a juried show.

Reception Sat. Sept. 6, 7-9 p.m.

Auburn Unitarian Universalist Society. 607

John Spillett Jazz Quartet. (Syracuse Suds

N. Seward Ave., Auburn. Sun. noon-2 p.m. 2539029. Through September: watercolors, photos, jewelry and more by eight creators.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus.

Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6-9 p.m.

Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Leslie Roberts and Route 66. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-9 p.m.

CO M E DY CNY All-Stars. Wed. Sept. 3, 7:30 p.m. Local

laughmakers yuk it up at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7.

423-8669.

Mark Russell. Thurs. 7 p.m. The old-school

piano-pounding political satirist brings topical titters and musical parodies to the Auburn High School Auditorium, 250 Lake Ave., Auburn. $35/ general, $15/students, $75/VIP. 252-1283, 2558300.

Jim Norton. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45

p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m. Raunchy comic with a huge following visits the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $20.

423-8669.

Bill Maher. Sat. 8 p.m. The politically incorrect satirist performs at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $45, $65, $85. 475-7979, (800) 7453000.

College, Utica. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. noon-3 p.m. 792-3057. Through Oct. 25: Spun from Light, Woven in Silence, works by John Lyon Paul.

Reception Sat. Sept. 6, 5-7 p.m.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon.

& Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through September: abstract oil paintings by Dale Fiegl; realism and abstracts by Lani Welch and Steve Diederich; Ghetto Love, acrylics by Harriet Vanessa Ross depicting a young black woman living in the projects. Sun. Sept. 7, 2 p.m.: free screening of the 9/11 documentary Out of the Clear Blue Sky.

Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447 S.

Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through September: Travelogues: Abstracted Landscapes Celebrating the Memory of Place, paintings by Cheryl A. Gressani. Reception Wed. Sept. 10, 5-7 p.m.

CNY Artists Gallery. Shoppingtown Mall,

Comedy Showcase. Wed. Sept. 10, 7:30 p.m.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E. Genesee

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Through September: exhibition and sale of authentic Celtic artifacts.

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442-2230. Through Oct. 11: The Art of Re-Memory, works from 20 alumni artists from 1965 to 2012. Reception Sept. 20, 3-6 p.m.

St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through Nov. 1: Points of View, still lifes by Gary Trento and representational forms by Stephen Carlson; Four Years, wood sculptures by Jude Lewis; Recent Work in Pixels and Graphite, mixed-media digital prints by Cara Brewer Thompson. Reception Sat. Sept. 6, noon-3 p.m.

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Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory Square.

Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m.

471-4601.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St.

Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 4746064. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Through Thurs. Sept. 4 and projected outside on the museum’s North facade: videos including Ann Hamilton’s table of contents, Dani Leventhal’s Platonic, Phil Solomon’s Still Raining, Still Dreaming, Yui Kugimiya’s Cat Brushing Teeth and Michael Buhler-Rose’s I’ll Worship You, You’ll Worship Me, co-presented by Urban Video Project and Light Work Gallery; Thurs.Sun. 9-11 p.m.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

VISIT DOLCE VITA’S OFFICIAL WEBSITE

Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through September: Autumn Soliloquy, painted glass by Nella Joseph and ceramics by Terry Askey-Cole.

Reception Fri. Sept. 5, 5-8 p.m.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300.

Through Oct. 22: Revive, Alison Rossiter’s works with expired silver gelatin print paper. Through Dec. 17: Light Work Grants, 40th annual show features photography by grant recipients: Trevor Clement, Sebastian Collett and Dan Wetmore. Reception Sept. 25, 5-7 p.m.

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Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

445-8111. Through Fri. Sept. 5: Open Figure Drawing’s 25th anniversary exhibit.

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Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

Call 315-475-4700 for advance sale tickets or stop in!

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through Sept. 14: Golden Age of European Painting. $10/adults, $5/ students. Through Sept. 28: Butterflies, Geishas and Dragons: The Arts and Influence of Japan.

Through Oct. 12: Out of the Vault: European Graphic Arts.

*ask server/bartender for complimentary drink list.

Onondaga Historical Association. 321

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Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested.

428-1864. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George

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Barnard. Through Jan. 25: Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era; Watercolor Memories: The Artistic Legacy of Betty Munro.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon.

& Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

435-5442. Through September: The Turn of the Screw, an exhibit presented by Syracuse Stage and the Onondaga Historical Association that examines the links between author Henry James and Eastwood’s James Street.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place. Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through September: Outlandish Way, photos by William Rollins Hall.

Reception Sept. 18, 5-8 p.m.

Redhouse Arts Center. Joan Lukas Rothenberg Gallery, 201 S. West St. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 425-0405. Through Thurs. Sept.

4: Playgrounds, abstract paintings by Jim and Jessica Olech.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through Oct. 19: Enabling Resistance, paintings by Fayetteville’s Stephen Achimore; Explorations, acrylics and pastels by Barbara Delmonico. Reception Fri. Sept. 5, 5-8 p.m.

Stone Quarry Hill Art Park. 3883 Stone

Quarry Road, Cazenovia. Thurs.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. and by appointment. $5/suggested donation. 655-3196. Through Sept. 19: Lyrical Simplicity, sculptures by Miriam Nelson.

SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syracuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 443-4097. Through Oct. 19: Deer Dear, Tammy Renee Brackett’s installation focuses on the white-tailed deer and poses questions about population control, loss of habitat and mortality; Margaret Bourke-White: Moments in History 1930-1945, more than 180 vintage works from the noted photographer. Reception Thurs.

Sept. 4, 5-7 p.m.

Syracuse Technology Garden Art Gallery.

235 Harrison St. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., and by appointment. 474-0910. Through Sept. 18: Artists Telling Stories, juried exhibit showcases more than 70 works by 23 artists.

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273 State

Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411.

Through Sun. Sept. 7: Borderlines, works by Barbara Page. Through Oct. 5: Freshly Hewn, wood-crafted artworks by Tupper Lake’s Michael Trivieri.

Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m. 4434098. Through Oct. 8: Last, works by Dorene

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Quinn. Reception Thurs. Sept. 4, 6-8 p.m. Sept.

16, 7 p.m.: panel discussion with Quinn and guests.

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery.

L I T E R AT I Palace Place Poetry. Thurs. 7-8:30 p.m. Writer

826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; also by appointment. 478-8634. Through Oct. 3: KaleidoScapes, works by Pamela Johnson.

Patricia Roth Schwartz reads selections from her published works at DeWitt Community Library, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 4798157.

Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone

Farha Ternikar. Thurs. 7 p.m. The writer dis-

Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 4454153. Through Oct. 3: works by faculty members Barry Darling, Jen Gandee, Katya Krenina and David Moore. Reception Fri. Sept. 5, 4-6 p.m.

LEARNING Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Solarize Syracuse Workshop. Thurs. 6-7:30

p.m. Learn about the mission to stimulate a citywide transition to renewable energy. Manlius Public Library, 1 Arkie Albanese Ave., Manlius. Free. 480-1515.

Stand-Up Comedy Workshop. Sat. 11 a.m.

Tim Joyce instructs aspiring comics at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $50. 423-8669.

Medicare Plans Seminar. Tues. 10:30-11:30

a.m. Impending seniors can attend the event at the Red Mill Inn, 4 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville.

Free; registration required. (800) 856-1900.

Re-Sounding Banjos. Tues. 7-8 p.m. Banjo

scholar David Deacon offers historical perspectives and demonstrates his musical prowess at the Hall of Languages, Room 107, Syracuse University campus. Free. 443-4321.

Solarize Syracuse Workshop. Tues. 7-8:30 p.m. Learn about the mission to stimulate a citywide transition to renewable energy.

ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 4801515.

Nature Photography Workshops. Tues. 7-9 p.m. The four-part series begins at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $20. 638-2519.

How to Create a Business Seminar. Wed. Sept. 10, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Learn the basics during this SCORE Syracuse event at Eastside Business Center, 1201 E. Fayette St. $45. 4719393, Ext. 245.

Real Estate Investors of Central New York Meeting. Wed. Sept. 10, 6-9 p.m. They meet

the second Wednesday of each month (except December) at Denny’s, 201 Lawrence Road, East Syracuse. Free/first meeting, $15/non-members.

455-1654.

FREE Bald Eagles of Onondaga Lake.

Wed. Sept. 10, 7-9 p.m. Wildlife photographer Greg Craybas discusses the winged wows and their habitat at Baldwinsville Public Library, 33 E. Genesee St. Free. 635-5631.

cusses and signs copies of her book Brunch: A History at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Tuesday Page Turners. Tues. 5:30-6:30 p.m.

The gang discusses The Luminaries by Eleanor Catton at the Central Library, 447 S. Salina St. Free. 435-1900.

SPORTS

WOW Syracuse Chiefs. Fri. & Sat. 7 p.m., Sun. 1 p.m. Baseball season continues as the North Division-winning boys of summer extend their winning ways in playoff action against the wild-card Pawtucket Red Sox at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $5-$12/adults, $4-$10/children and seniors. 474-7833.

Vernon Downs Race Track. Thurs.-Sat. 6:45

p.m.; closes Nov. 1. Harness racing continues during the 61st anniversary season. 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free admission. 829-6800.

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Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sept. 20. Mark Twain’s classic comedy-drama about a young rapscallion and his buddies kicks off the Appleseed Productions season at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 116 W. Glen Ave. $18/ adults; $15/students and seniors. 492-9766.

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Death of a Salesman. Mon. 7:30 p.m.

Auburn Public Chorus. Thurs. Sept. 4,

Willy Loman rides again in Pendragon Theatre’s presentation of the Arthur Miller drama at View Arts Center, 3273 State Route 28, Old Forge. $20. 369-6411.

The Guys. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sept.

11. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents a two-character drama about the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $15/Fri. & Sat.; $10/Thurs. 885-8960.

FAMIILY FRIENDLY The Little Mermaid. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through Sept. 27. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

Ring of Fire: The Music of Johnny Cash.

3-7 p.m.; through Oct. 30. Peruse tables of fresh produce and homemade food items at Fayetteville Towne Center, 540 Towne Drive, Fayetteville. Free. 750-9124.

Wed. Sept. 3, 2 & 7:30 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Tues. 7:30 p.m., Wed. Sept.

10, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 13. A musical salute to the Man in Black closes out the season at Cortland Repertory Theatre, 6799 Little York Lake Road, off Route 281, Preble. $25-$32; students and senior discounts available. (607) 756-2627, (607) 753-6161, (800) 427-6160.

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The Will Rogers Follies. Wed. Sept. 3 &

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Richardson of Onondaga Audubon leads the trek; participants should bring water and insect repellent. Green Lakes State Park, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville. Free. 488-5022.

Women’s Fly Fishing Seminar. Sat. 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Representatives from the local Trout Unlimited will instruct participants on the basics and test their skills in a nearby stream with an experienced guide.

Equipment provided. Registration required.

Carpenter’s Brook Fish Hatchery, 1672 Route 321, Elbridge. $60; registration required. 2437667.

Clean Water Fair. Sat. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Onon-

daga County’s Save the Rain program hosts the daylong informational fair to spotlight the county’s water conservation efforts, with rain barrel workshops, green infrastructure tours, raffles and activities for kids. Department of Environment Protection, 650 Hiawatha Blvd. W. Free. 443-1757.

Glorious Grape Day. Sat. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

Enjoy the fruit of the vine plus pies, cheesecake and more at Varick Winery, 5102 Route 89, Romulus. $3/sample six wines. 549-8797.

Equine Veterinary Clinic. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

The annual open house features tours, raffles and more at Syracuse Equine Veterinary Specialists, 2971 Pompey Center Road, Manlius.

Free. 682-6434.

Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Mon. 7:30 p.m., Tues. & Wed. Sept. 10, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 24. The lariat-twirling social satirist during the 1920s and 1930s is recalled in song and dance as the summer season continues at Merry-Go-Round Playhouse, Emerson Park, 6877 East Lake Road (Route 38A), Auburn. $42-$50/adults; $39$47/seniors; $22-$33/students and under age 22. 255-1785, (800) 457-8897.

6-7:30 p.m. Wannabe warblers can audition at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

Homecoming Players. Sat. Sept. 6, 2-5

p.m. Troupe holds auditions for the 20142015 season at the Community School of Music and Arts, 330 E. State St., Ithaca.

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Masterworks Chorale. Tues. Sept. 9, 16,

23, 30, 7 p.m. New singers are welcome during rehearsals at the First Presbyterian Church, 97 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. 7027325.

Syracuse Opera. The company seeks ten-

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Horseshoe Contest and Spaghetti Dinner.

Sat. 5-8 p.m. Toss ringers and chow down on pasta at the Jamesville Sportman’s Club, Route 91, Jamesville. $5/horseshoe contest (1 p.m.), $7.50/food. 412-6054.

Celebrate Fall. Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. The Center for Peace and Social Justice hosts the outdoor celebration; proceeds benefit the center’s programming. Sycamore Hills, 2130 Old Seneca Turnpike, Marcellus. $5-$50/advance, $10-$50/ door, free/under age 8. 243-9823.

FREE Local Theater Open House. Sun. noon-4 p.m. Enjoy presentations from Symphoria, Syracuse Opera and Syracuse City Ballet and take tours of the facilities at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds and Carrier Theaters, 411 Montgomery St. Free. 435-8000.

DATE NIGHT Taste of Cazenovia. Tues.

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time-spanning crowd-pleaser, which inexplicably earns a 20th anniversary large-format reissue. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:30, 6:50 & 10:10 p.m.

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gangster epic. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (9-10): 2 & 7 p.m.

Tammy. Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon team for this raunchy road comedy. Hollywood (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 8:50 p.m.

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Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5/advance, $6/door. 253-6669.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19). I don’t usually do this

kind of thing, but I’m going to suggest that you monitor the number 6. My hypothesis is that 6 has been trying to grab your attention, perhaps even in askew or inconvenient ways. Its purpose? To nudge you to tune in to beneficial influences that you have been ignoring. I furthermore suspect that 6 is angling to show you clues about what is both the cause of your unscratchable itch and the cure for that itch. So lighten up and have fun with this absurd mystery, Aries. Without taking it too seriously, allow 6 to be your weird little teacher. Let it prick your intuition with quirky notions and outlandish speculations. If nothing comes of it, there will be no harm done. If it leads you to helpful discoveries, hallelujah.

CANCER (June 21-July 22). When James Franco

began to learn his craft as an actor, he was young and poor. A gig at McDonald’s paid for his acting lessons and allowed him to earn a living. He also used his time on the job as an opportunity to build his skills as a performer. While serving customers burgers and fries, he practiced speaking to them in a variety of different accents. Now would be an excellent time for you to adopt a similar strategy, Cancerian. Even if you are not doing what you love to do full time, you can and should take stronger measures to prepare yourself for that day when you will be doing more of what you love to do.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Here are a few of the major

“trouvaille” means a lucky find or an unexpected windfall. In French, “trouvaille” can refer to the same thing and even more: something interesting or exceptional that is discovered fortuitously; a fun or enlightening blessing that’s generated through the efforts of a vigorous imagination. Of course I can’t guarantee that you will experience a trouvaille or two (or even three) in the coming days, Taurus. But the conditions are as ripe as they can be for such a possibility.

companies that got their starts in home garages: Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mattel, Amazon and Disney. Even if you’re not in full support of their business practices, you’ve got to admit that their humble origins didn’t limit their ability to become rich and powerful. As I meditate on the long-term astrological omens, I surmise you are now in a position to launch a project that could follow a similar arc. It would be more modest, of course. I don’t foresee you ultimately becoming an international corporation worth billions of dollars. But the success would be bigger than I think you can imagine.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20). The Dutch word *epibre-

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). “I have a hypothesis that

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). In English, the rare word

ren* means that even though you are goofing off, you are trying to create the impression that you are hard at work. I wouldn’t be totally opposed to you indulging in some major *epibreren* in the coming days. More importantly, the cosmos won’t exact any karmic repercussions for it. I suspect, in fact, that the cosmos is secretly conspiring for you to enjoy more slack and spaciousness that usual. You’re overdue to recharge your spiritual and emotional batteries, and that will require extra repose and quietude.

If you have to engage in a bit of masquerade to get the ease you need, so be it.

everyone is born with the same amount of luck,” says cartoonist Scott Adams. “But luck doesn’t appear to be spread evenly across a person’s life. Some people use up all of their luck early in life.

Others start out in bad circumstances and finish strong.” How would you assess your own distribution of luck, Virgo? According to my projections, you are in a phase when luck is flowing stronger and deeper than usual. And I bet it will intensify in the coming weeks. I suggest you use it wisely — which is to say, with flair and aplomb and generosity.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22.) When my daughter Zoe

was 7 years old, she took horseback riding lessons with a group of other young aspirants. On the third lesson, their instructor assigned them the task of carrying an egg in a spoon that they clasped in their mouths as they sat facing backward on a trotting horse. That seemingly improbable task reminds me of what you’re working on right now, Libra. Your balancing act isn’t quite as demanding, but it is testing you in ways you’re not accustomed to. My prognosis: You will master what’s required of you faster than the kids at Zoe’s horse camp. Every one of them broke at least eight eggs before succeeding. I suspect that three or four attempts will be enough for you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Peter the Great was the

Tsar of Russia from 1682 until 1725. Under his rule, his nation became a major empire. He also led a cultural revolution that brought modern European-style ideas and influences to Russia.

But for our purposes right now, I want to call attention to one of his other accomplishments: The All-Joking, All-Drunken Council of Fools and Jesters. It was a club he organized with his allies to ensure there would always be an abundance of parties for him to enjoy. I don’t think you need alcohol as an essential part of your own efforts to sustain maximum revelry in the coming weeks, Scorpio. But I do suggest you convene a similar brain trust.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). In Roald Dahl’s

kids’ story James and the Giant Peach, 501 seagulls are needed to carry the giant peach from a spot near the Azores all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to New York City. But physics students at the U.K.’s University of Leicester have determined that such a modest contingent wouldn’t be nearly enough to achieve a successful airlift. By their calculations, there’d have to be a minimum of 2,425,907 seagulls involved. I urge you to consider the possibility that you, too, will require more power than you have estimated to accomplish your own magic feat. Certainly not

almost 5,000 times more, as in the case of the seagulls. Fifteen percent more should be enough. (P.S. I’m almost positive you can rustle up that extra 15 percent.)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). So far, 53 toys have

been inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame. They include .crayons, the jump rope, Mr. Potato Head, the yo-yo, the rubber duckie, and dominoes. My favorite inductee, and the toy that is most symbolically useful to you right now, is the plain old cardboard box. Of all the world’s playthings, it is perhaps the one that requires and activates the most imagination. It can become a fort, a spaceship, a washing machine, a cave, a submarine, and many other exotic things. I think you need to be around influences akin to the cardboard box because they are likely to unleash your dormant creativity.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). I’m not opposed to

you fighting a good fight. It’s quite possible you would become smarter and stronger by wrangling with a worthy adversary or struggling against a bad influence. The passion you summon to outwit an obstacle could bestow blessings not only on you but on other people, as well. But here’s a big caveat: I hope you will not get embroiled in a showdown with an imaginary foe. I pray that you will refrain from a futile combat with a slippery delusion.

Choose your battles carefully, Aquarius.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). During the next six

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LEGAL NOTICE Articles of Organization of BRIDGEWORKS LEAN SOLUTIONS, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on August 5, 2014. Office Location: Onondaga County.

SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.

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Articles of Organization of WEAVER MACHINE & TOOL REAL ESTATE, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 7/17/2014.

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Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal place of business is: 2568 Gardner Road, Fabius, New York 13063.

Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

Name of LLC: REEVALUWASTE, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State: 6/19/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o United States Corporation Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave., Ste. 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228, regd. agent upon whom process may be served.

Purpose: any lawful act.

Notice of Formation of 800 North Clinton Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/5/2014. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o Granite Development Company, LLC, 4 Clinton Square, Ste. 102, Syracuse, NY 13202. Term: until 1/1/2065. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of Annie Sageer Photography, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New New York (SSNY) on 06/11/2014.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 1018 Wheatfield Way, Camillus, NY 13031.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of B’s Dream LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 5/23/14.

Office location of Onondaga County.

SSNY id designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 212 Roxbury Rd, Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose: any lawful.

Notice of Formation of

By Design Consultants, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/18/14.

Office location is in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated

as agent upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. Box 2484 Liverpool, NY 13089. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Caring Transportation, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/27/14.

Office location is in County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 116 Vincent Ave, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Cornflower Property LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/27/2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, One Chevy Drive, East Syracuse, NY 13057.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Dennis Way Building LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/20/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 5105 Bob White Lane, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Green Planet Grocery – Manlius, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/8/2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Green Planet Grocery – Manlius, LLC, 6195 Route 31, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of John A. Fatcheric Services, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/19/14. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 6205 Devoe Road, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Kleinwaeld, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY)

on 7/28/14. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Marian C. Waeld, 217 Searlwyn Drive, Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of Limited Liability Company LLC Name: DGR Rentals, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on April 11, 2014. Office location: Onondaga County, SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail service of process (SOP) to: 200 Blackberry Road, Liverpool, NY 13090.

Purpose: to engage in any lawful purpose.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1.The name of the limited liability company is “P&P SYRACUSE ENTERPRISES, LLC” 2. The date of filing is August 6, 2014. 3.

Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is Michael Paolini, 3947 Merganser Drive, Liverpool, NY 13090. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose.

Dated: August 6, 2014 /Michael Paolini, Organizer.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited

liability company is “CLEAROLA LLC”. 2. The date of filing is April 25, 2014. 3. Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 416 David Drive, N. Syracuse, NY 13212. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose.

Dated: July 18, 2014 /Martin Merola, Organizer Notice of Formation of Martha Swann Photography LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/25/2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Martha Swann Photography LLC, 124 Green Street, Front Apt., Syracuse, New York 13203.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Meaker Development Company LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/30/2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Centolella Lynn D’Elia & Temes LLC, 100 Madison Street, Tower 1, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Meaker Group LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/30/2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Centolella Lynn D’Elia & Temes LLC, 100 Madison Street, Tower 1, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Papaleo & Hartzheim Sports LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 5, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated

as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8518 Chippendale Circle, Manlius, New York, 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Queri Management, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/22/2014. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 92 North County Club Drive, Rochester, NY 14618. Term: until 1/1/2065. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of River Custom Canvas, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 4, 2014. Office location is County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1709 James Street, Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of SAGE ENERGY CONSULTING, LLC. Application for Authority was filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 3, 2014. Office location County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2820 Carrollton Road, Annapolis, Maryland, 21403. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Spicer Auto Sales, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 7/28/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 515 Horan Road, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of Strong Hearts Franchising, LLC. Art. of Org. filed w/ Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 7/14/14. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC for service of process. SSNY shall mail process to: 719 E. Genesee St, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Studio Bums LLC. Articles of Organization titled

with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on (date) May 5, 2014. Office locaton: . County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLC, 407 Hubbell Avenue Suite 100 Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of Syracuse PR, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 5/12/14.

Office is located in County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to patricia Dawson Gomez, 3500 Dunn Rd., Warners, NY 13164. Purpose is any lawful.

Notice of Formation of TJS Operations, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/20/2014. Office Location is Cointy of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process me be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3797 Maider Rd., Clay, NY 13041.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of United Auto Supply Lubricants Division LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/12/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 450 Tracy St., Syracuse, NY 13204.

Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of: Diamondback Rod Company, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: July 25, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 301 Nelson Avenue,Syracuse, New York 13057. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: New Choice Medical Services, PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 6/24/14.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 110

Mooney Ave, First Floor Syracuse NY 13206.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Qualification of ACC OP (Park Point SU) LLC. App. for Auth. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) 8/13/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in Delaware (DE) on 8/12/14. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, the registered agent upon whom process may be served. DE address of LLC: 1209 Orange St., Wilmington, DE 19801. Arts. of Org. filed with DE Secy. of State, 401 Federal St., Ste. 4, Dover, DE 19901.

Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of RF SPV Capital, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 7/16/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Princ. bus. addr.: 360 S. Warren St., 12th Fl., Syracuse, NY 13202. LLC formed in DE on 7/14/14. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011. DE addr. of LLC: The Corporation Trust Co., 1209 Orange St., Wilmington, DE 19801.

Cert. of Form. filed with DE Sec. of State, 401 Federal St., Dover, DE 19901. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of SIDEARM Sports, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 8/6/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in MO on 7/30/14. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served.

MO and principal business address: 505

Hobbs Road, Jefferson City, MO 65109. Cert. of Org. filed with MO Sec. of State, 600 W. Main St., Jefferson City, MO 65102. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

NOTICE OF SALE Index No. 4484/11 SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA SRMOF II 2012-1 TRUST, U.S. BANK TRUST NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, NOT IN ITS INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY BUT SOLELY AS TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, Against TAHN C. VONG A/K/A THAN C. VONG, BELLA D. VONG A/K/A BELLA VONG, et al., Defendant(s). Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale duly entered on 06/16/2014, I, the undersigned Referee, will sell at public auction on 9/15/14 at 10:00 a.m. at the West Lobby, Second Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY premises known as 8273 Wheatberry Way, Clay, NY, described as follows: ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the Town of Clay, County of Onondaga and State of New York, designated on the tax maps of the Onondaga County Treasurer as Section 074., Block 13 and Lot 08.0. The approximate amount of the Judgment lien is $126,118.95 plus interest and costs.

Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 4484/11. Frank Scibilia, Esq., Referee.STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorneys for Plaintiff ), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743.

Dated: File Number: 201101537 CN. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA Index No: 331/12.

JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL A S S O C I AT I O N Plaintiff(s) Against HARVEST JOHNSON, SR. A/K/A HARVEST JOHNSON; et al., Defendant(s) Pursuant

to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale duly entered 7/11/2014, I, the undersigned Referee, will sell at public auction at the Second Floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY on 9/22/2014 at 11:30 am premises known as 323 Roe Avenue f/k/a 427 Roe Avenue, Syracuse, NY, and described as follows: ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, designated on the tax maps of the Onondaga treasurer as Section 060.00, Block 08 and Lot 01.100.

The approximate amount of the current Judgment lien is $85,349.73 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of the aforesaid Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale; Index # 331/12.

Rosemary F. Lepiane, Esq., Referee. STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorneys for Plaintiff ), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743.

Dated: 7/28/2014. File Number: 201102142.

GS. P R I S T A TECHNOLOGIES, LLC NOTICE OF FORMATION OF A LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY. NAME: PRISTA TECHNOLOGIES, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 07/15/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of process to the LLC, 235 Harrison Street, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: For any lawful purpose.

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BACK TO THE LAND

Two Syracuse residents recently moved to a farm in Oswego County and are trying to make a go of it. Writer Margaret McCormick talked with them about why they would do such a thing, the challenges and the satisfactions.

Raymond Trumble Stazzone and Daniel Stazzone at the Mighty Whimp farm.

Michael Davis Photos

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t has been a year of firsts and milestones for Daniel Stazzone and Raymond Trumble Stazzone.

It’s their first season with fields to manage and harvest, a big leap from gardening in the city. It’s the first time they’ve ordered chickens by mail, and built a henhouse and a fenced yard for them. It’s the first time they’ve made ice cream with milk from their own dairy goats. It’s their first season as beekeepers, which has yielded a taste of honey and beeswax — and a few stings for Ray. It’s also their first year as legal parents of their adopted, school-age sons.

Daniel and Ray are in the midst of the inaugural season at Mighty Whimp — The Stazzone Family Farm. The name “Mighty Whimp’’ is a reference to Ray’s late grandfather, Karl Trumble, whose small stature belied his physical strength and do-anything attitude. Grandpa Karl’s home near Central Square is now home to Ray, Daniel and the boys, and the four-acre property is taking on new life, one step and one project at a time, as a diverse family farm.

They’re also in the midst of selling their circa 1890 Victorian home on the Near West Side of Syracuse, so there will be no turning back. The boys will begin the new school year in Oswego County.

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“It’s not easy,’’ Daniel says. “But we’re excited, and we know all the hard work will be worth it.’’

To follow their progress, visit the Mighty Whimp — The Stazzone Family Farm Facebook page at: www.facebook.com/MightyWhimpFarms.

Unusual Yet Trendy Ray and Daniel are the first to admit it: “We’re not your stereotypical farmers.’’

They’re young, they’re gay, they’re raising two sons (Jacob, 10, and Cody, 9) and they both work in other fields.

They are also part of a growing group of farmers in New York: those under the age of 35. Farmers in this category grew 14.4 percent from 2007 to 2012, well above the national increase of 1.1 percent, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture Census of Agriculture.

Grandpa Karl would be proud of the “young crop” giving his land another go.

Ray, 32, is tall and thin, with a soft-spoken, thoughtful demeanor. Tattoos peek out of his weekend wear: faded jeans and plaid shirt, sleeves rolled up. He taught seventh-grade English at Frazer K-8 School, in Syracuse, but recently began a new position as a liaison with the Syracuse Teachers Association, offering teacher evaluations and instructional support to the union’s members.

Daniel, 30, is outgoing and engaging, qualities that serve him well as a licensed real estate agent

for John Arquette Properties, in Syracuse. He loves to stage homes for sale and to match buyers with properties. On a recent Saturday, he’s dressed country casual in a Middle Ages pullover and pulls on a pair of high rubber boots as he heads out to the goat building.

Why farming? Why now?

One motivator is the desire to teach their sons where their food comes from. The best way to do that, Ray and Daniel say, is to raise some of it yourself.

They’re also inspired by the reality television show The Fabulous Beekman Boys, which has followed Brent Ridge and Josh Kilmer-Purcell as they learn farming and introduce a “lifestyle brand,” Beekman 1802, including a store in Sharon Springs.

But the primary influence is “Mighty Whimp”: Grandpa Karl. Ray and Daniel say their “eureka moment’’ came after a year of discussion about farm properties, including one near Skaneateles and one in Sharon Springs. Meanwhile, they moved into Ray’s grandfather’s house last year, when his health failed and he needed assistance caring for himself and his home.

Karl Trumble died in November 2013. The house was already in Ray’s name, and they decided to “do what makes sense.’’

“We thought: We have the house. We have the land. We can do everything here,’’ Daniel says.

Planning, Working, Learning

Four acres, 21 chickens, 12 goats and 50,000 bees.

Michael Davis Photos

Raymond and Daniel’s goal this year has been to reclaim the land and reintroduce the thriving vegetable and flower gardens that Ray remembers from his childhood.

The chickens — 21 of them in a variety of breeds, to produce eggs in a rainbow of colors — arrived by mail in early March and quickly outgrew their pen in the basement of the house.

They now have roomier digs and are producing eggs, which Ray and Daniel recently started selling from the farm.

A separate building is home to 12 goats, purchased in March from Schoharie County farmer John Hall, better known as “Farmer John’’ on The Fabulous Beekman Boys. The goats kick, nibble, climb on and clamor for interaction with their caretakers and have started producing the milk Daniel plans to use to make cheeses and other products.

Fields were planted in the spring with peppers, cucumbers, squashes, corn, melons, peas, beans, heirloom radishes and tomatoes and more.

Newer additions to the farm include 50,000 honeybees (Ray is the beekeeper), six turkeys (a gift from a neighbor who discovered turkeys in his chicken order), two llamas to protect the goats and chickens (llamas are known to stomp predators to death, Ray says) and four East Friesian dairy lambs.

The Stazzones are in the process of buying 16 acres of neighboring land. Their long-term plans include using part of that land to plant an orchard and vineyard.

There is a rhythm to life on the farm. During the school year, Ray heads to Syracuse bright and early. Daniel is up at 6 a.m. to feed the goats and to get Jacob and Cody ready for school before grabbing a cup of coffee and a few minutes of Good Morning America and heading off to show or stage houses. Then it’s back to Oswego County for after-school time and activities with the boys, the evening goat feeding and a long list of other chores.

“There is a lot of work to be done,” Daniel says. “But it’s fun.’’

“If I’m still sitting on the couch at 10 o’clock, I’m sleeping on the couch,’’ he adds with a laugh.

Much of what Raymond and Daniel have learned about farming they have researched online and by reading books like You Can Farm,

by Joel Salatin, and Fresh Eggs Daily, by Lisa Steele.

Members of Oswego County Farmers United have been generous with time and assistance, as have other experienced goat and chicken farmers in the area.

“The community and the farming community in Oswego County have been so helpful and welcoming to us,’’ Ray says.

Tricia and Scott Snyder — owners of Tricott Dairy, in Mexico — are among those the Stazzones have consulted. The Snyders raise goats, turkeys, guinea fowl, alpacas — hundreds of animals, in all — and offer educational seminars to the public and encouragement to would-be and new farmers.

“It’s much better to start out small, to learn as much as you can about each animal, to learn the ups and the downs and the pitfalls of being a farmer,’’ says Tricia Snyder, a third-generation farmer. “It’s really easy to get overwhelmed.’’

Raymond and Daniel would like to do it all but are also attentive to the demands of fatherhood and family. They recently hired someone to build fence posts and a goat milking stand and have decided to “farm out” at least one job: the production of goat milk soaps and lotions. They also have had help from fellow farmers this summer, so they could take the boys on a couple of day trips and overnights.

Already, they are looking forward to spring and summer 2015. The foundation and framework for the farm will be in place, they say, and they can turn their attention to things like product development, branding and marketing … and renovating Grandpa Karl’s house.

“I think next year is going to be really exciting,’’ Ray says.

Focus On Family The path to this chapter in their lives began in 2006, when Daniel and Ray met, by chance, at the former Spirits Tavern near downtown Syracuse. Their connection was immediate and intense.

At the time, Ray was working toward his degree in education at the State University College at Oswego and Daniel was studying landscape architecture at the state College of Environmental Science and Forestry. They moved in together, first at Grandpa Karl’s and then in the Hawley-Green neighborhood. Eventually, they bought and renovated several houses in Syracuse.

They knew they wanted to marry and raise children together, in that order. They were engaged in 2010, married in 2011 and adopted Jacob and Cody in November 2013, after serving as foster parents for them and for several children before that.

A couple of years ago, they bought a grand old Victorian house on Park Avenue, in Syracuse, and began to give it modern updates, including a custom kitchen, with granite countertops and new appliances.

Sitting in Grandpa Karl’s outdated kitchen, Ray and Daniel admit there are times they miss the creature comforts of their Syracuse home and the more predictable nature of their lives. They miss walking to Middle Ages Brewery, to Gentile’s for dinner and downtown with their boys.

But everything is a tradeoff, they say. And they see a larger purpose for being here, now.

Jacob is learning how to milk goats. Ray says he gets a wonderful, almost “indescribable” feeling watching Jacob and Cody play in the same fields and climb the same trees he did as a boy.

“This is such a great opportunity for the kids to see a different way of living,” he says.

“We want to show Jacob and Cody the value of hard work and that you can do anything you put your mind to,” Daniel adds. SNT Margaret McCormick blogs about food at eatfirst. typepad.com. Email her at mmccormicksnt@gmail. com. Follow her on Twitter at @mmccormickcny. syracusenewtimes.com | 09.03.14 - 09.09.14

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ollege students — nearly 35,000 of them — are back in town.“We’re filling up,’’ said Brad Statler, of Creekwalk Commons, 324 W. Water St. The former E.M. O’Donnell Building has 75 apartments. All but four suites and seven two-bedroom apartments are rented.

Designed for students from area colleges, tenants include two Syracuse University professors and young professionals who work downtown. Most of the students “are predominantly grad students,” at Syracuse University, Statler said, but tenants also include students at St. Joseph’s College of Nursing, SUNY Upstate Medical University, Le Moyne College and Onondaga Community College.

Creekwalk Commons, owned by by EMO Properties LLC, had been vacant for three years until construction began in the fall. The building has exposed ductwork for “that industrial feel, that loft feel,” said Statler.

Creekwalk Commons is across Erie Boulevard West from National Grid, giving some apartments a view of the Art Deco building.

The apartment building takes its name from Onondaga Creekwalk, the pedestrian path that follows Onondaga Creek from Armory Square to Onondaga Lake.

The apartments are furnished with leather couches and chairs, flat-screen televisions, queen-size beds and desks. Kitchens have stainless steels appliances and

a granite breakfast bar with stools. Stackable storage units under the beds can be used to form dressers or night tables. The building also has laundry rooms on each floor, bike storage, workout room, game room, theater and study and work rooms.

The first-floor workshop was designed with art and design students in mind, Statler said. The building is 500 feet from the Nancy Cantor Warehouse, 350 W. Fayette St., home to SU’s Design Department of the College of Visual and Performing Arts.

Apartments at Creekwalk Commons are rented by the bed, Statler said. Each tenant in a two-bedroom apartment pays $985 a month, which includes heat, central air conditioning, standard cable television and high-speed Internet.

Two-bedroom suites have a third room that can be used as an office or as a third bedroom. The third room shares an outside wall with an adjacent building, so it does not have a window.

“We’ll take out the queen bed and put in bunk beds if students want to share,” Statler said.

Prices range from $1,000 for a studio to $1,200 per bed in the suites, he said. SNT

The amenities at Creekwalk Commons include a workout room (top). The apartments are furnished (middle) and the kitchens have stainless steel appliances.

The bathrooms (bottom) have double vanities. Gloria Wright Photos

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