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s soon as a child is born, what is the first thing that the gathering relatives have to say?

Usually we clutch the baby in our arms and gush about how beautiful the warm bundle is. Next thing we know everyone in the room is comparing the little darling to the rest of the clan. Before you could even see your aunts and uncles or even your parents, they had already decided which of your ancestors you resembled. “He has Uncle Peter’s nose!” “Her eyes look just like her grandma’s.” “Look at those long toes: She’ll be just like Aunt Marjorie.”

Human beings like to think in comparisons. We compare today’s weather to yesterday’s or last year’s; we compare the ribs at one barbecue place to the next. Sunsets, first dates, chicken wings, white wine, quarterbacks, new cars, third-grade reading scores, pumpkin spice doughnuts, presidential candidates — when we talk about almost anything, we don’t usually take it for what it is, but for what it stacks up against. (See the Best of Syracuse.)

Comparison is not always our friend when it comes to decision making; it’s actually a pretty lazy way of interpreting the world. But it saves us a lot of time and gets us through the day.

In the ridiculously long lead up to next year’s presidential election, the chattering class, without much real content to report on, fills news holes and blogs with what they perceive as insightful comparisons to

candidates of years past. This produces some ridiculous comparisons. Across the spectrum from NPR to Fox, commentators who have no way of knowing the future respond to our pleas to predict it anyway, by resorting to the only thing they know: the past. So John Kasich becomes Al Gore, Mike Huckabee is Pat Robertson, Ben Carson becomes Herman Cain, Donald Trump is a rerun of Ross Perot, and on and on.

Here’s where comparison thinking fails us. Talking heads like to lump Hillary Clinton in with Jeb Bush.

Both of them have been around too long, the story goes, Americans don’t want another Bush or Clinton, and America doesn’t like dynasties.

The comparison doesn’t stand up to minimal scrutiny. Jeb Bush is a member of a political dynasty that goes back to old Connecticut money in the early 20th century. Hillary Clinton married the son of a single mom from a tiny town in Arkansas. Bush’s grandfather Prescott passed on the family fortune and political connections to his son George H.W. who passed it on to Jeb and George W., who are grooming the next generation of Bushies. Bill and Hillary Clinton are as ambitious a couple as our species has ever produced, but they are not heirs to a dynasty.

Are Bill and Hillary prepping Chelsea to take over the family business? Possibly, but if there is a Clin-

ton dynasty it will trace itself back to an Arkansas neighborhood two steps up from a trailer park, not to Yale legacies and Skull and Bones. If Hillary gets to be the one with her hand on the Bible this time instead of the one holding it, it will be due to many things, including her husband’s popularity, but one generation does not a dynasty make. Roosevelts, Kennedys, Bushes, Landrieus: Give these dynasties their due. But to call the Clinton campaign a claim to dynasty is silly.

Speaking of silly, foolishness never sounds as smart as when it’s dressed in a clever New Yorker cover. “The Populists,” a Sept. 7 commentary by George Packer, trotted out the facile comparisons being made between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump. Sanders, the Democratic Socialist former mayor of Burlington, Vt., has as much in common with Trump, the developer who breathed life into Atlantic City and then left that town to die, as Hillary Clinton does with Jeb Bush.

Both Sanders’ and Trump’s campaigns thrive on the anger of voters, and thus they can be called populists, but Sanders’ ideas, whether you agree with them or not, constitute an attempt to channel anger into policy. Trump’s ideas (really, it’s just one idea: Trump himself) boils down to this: Let’s continue to be mad together.

You don’t have to be a Sanders supporter to stop buying into fallacious comparisons like this. But if you would like to compare the two, take a ride to the sea and view the skeleton of Atlantic City. That New Jersey town, a joy ride for Trump’s rapacious brand of capitalism, is a cautionary tale for any area willing to stake its future on gambling ventures, especially those run by outsiders. Then take a day trip to Burlington, a lovely city perched on the other side of Lake Champlain, living on latte, graduate programs and IBM pensioners.

What’s that you say? True, the comparison is not fair. Still, it makes for a lovely fall weekend. SNT

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Eric Dungey became the sixth Syracuse true freshman to start a game at quarterback since freshmen became eligible TAKE in 1972. The others: Ron Farneski (1976), Greg Christodulu (1982), Todd Norley (1982), Joe Fields (2004) and A.J. Long (2014).

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QB DUNGEY KEEPS ORANGE IN THE GAME

Syracuse University football coach Scott Shafer says he looks for three things in his quarterback.

Can he command the huddle? Can he avoid turnovers? And, only after he has mastered the first two, can he make big plays?

Through true freshman quarterback Eric Dungey’s first two games, the answers are yes, yes and yes, which is why the Orange is 2-0 despite losing starting quarterback Terrel Hunt to a season-ending injury in the first quarter of the Sept. 4 opening game.

“He does some things that are hard to coach, so in good time as we just keep leaning him forward, he’ll be a very good quarterback,” Shafer said after SU defeated Wake Forest 30-17 Saturday, Sept. 12, at the Carrier Dome. “But we have to play great defense and we have to be able to run that ball and create big plays to help him in his growth.”

In SU’s opener, a 47-0 whitewash of overmatched Rhode Island, Dungey completed 10 of 17 pass attempts for 114 yards and two touchdowns. Dungey earned the backup job late in training camp and won over his teammates as soon as he replaced Hunt.

“He came in (against Rhode Island), he was confident, he wasn’t nervous,” said sophomore wide receiver Steve Ishmael.

“Eric coming in and having that much confidence really boosted up the team. I feel like he’s taken the team under control and we’re looking up to him.”

Command of the huddle? Check.

Against Wake Forest in SU’s first Atlantic Coast Conference game of the season, Dungey faced adversity for the first time.

The Demon Deacons played a different front on defense than they had shown on film, the Orange had trouble converting on third down and in the red zone, star hybrid back Erv Phillips was out because of a knee injury, and the Orange trailed 17-13 at halftime.

Offensive coordinator Tim Lester said miscommunication between Dungey and his receivers led to some of the first-half mistakes, such as a Dungey pass that sailed about 15 yards over the nearest SU receiver.

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Though he has seen success thus far, it is just the beginning for Orange quarterback Eric Dungey. Michael Davis photo

“We were all like, ‘Who’s he throwing to?’ and he was saying the same thing himself when he came off,” Shafer said. “So he had some freshman moments. It’s going to happen, and thank God they didn’t hurt us.”

Despite his shaky first half, Dungey didn’t turn the ball and, thanks to an Orange defensive stand at the end of the first half that limited Wake Forest to a field goal, SU trailed by only four at the half.

Avoid costly turnovers? Check.

But to win the game, Dungey had to make plays and that’s what he did on two consecutive series in the third and fourth quarters. Late in the third, on first down from the Syracuse 11-yard line, Dungey dodged a blitz, scrambled to his right and sidearmed a pass to wideout Brisly Estime at about the SU 45-yard line, and the speedy Estime completed the 89-yard touchdown play. It was the third-longest touchdown pass in Syracuse history, and the longest since Donovan McNabb and Quinton Spotwood hooked up for a 94-yard score against East Carolina in 1997.

On SU’s next possession, Dungey connected with Ishmael along the sideline for a 53-yard touchdown pass that boosted the Orange’s lead to 27-17. Dungey then flashed his athleticism and nearly scored his own touchdown on an 11-yard scramble late in the game, but the officials ruled that he didn’t cross the goal line and the Orange settled for kicker Cole Murphy’s third field goal of the game to make it 30-17.

Make big plays? Check.

“It was kind of fun to watch right there,” Shafer said. “That little sidearm sling down the middle to Brisly, that’s the guy that

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we recruited, and then he almost got in with that athletic (run) at the end there.”

The biggest challenges are yet to come, as the likes of LSU, Florida State and Clemson loom on SU’s schedule. But heading into the Saturday, Sept. 19, 12:30 p.m., non-conference game against Central Michigan at the Dome, the Orange players appear to have Dungey’s back as they see the same things that Shafer is seeing.

“The guys do a great job of keeping me up, (saying) ‘We got this,’’’ Dungey said. “It’s nice to have them picking me up. I was just trying to keep a level head, keep my composure and do the best I can.”

Syracuse Loves Coach Mac Between the first and second quarters on Saturday, Syracuse honored former coach Dick MacPherson with a brief ceremony on the field and a lap around the Carrier Dome so the crowd of 26,670 could acknowledge the Hall of Fame coach whose 10year tenure at SU included the 1987 undefeated season and five bowl appearances.

MacPherson’s grandson, Orange tight end Cameron MacPherson, and Shafer gave MacPherson hugs during the ceremony and Cameron presented a game ball to his grandfather after the victory.

“He loves Syracuse, he gave a lot of his life to Syracuse, and two of his grandchildren put their blood and sweat on the field just like he did so it’s just great to get that victory,” Shafer said.

“And as he would say, God love him.” SNT

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his week the World Indoor Lacrosse Championship (WILC) brings lacrosse with an international flavor to local venues, celebrating both contemporary lacrosse and the sport’s origins. The Haudenosaunee (Iroquois) first played lacrosse many centuries ago and greatly influenced development of modern-day lacrosse. And now the Six Nations Confederacy is hosting an international lacrosse tournament for the first time.

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The WILC kicks off with an opening ceremony on Friday, Sept. 18, 7 to 8 p.m., at the Onondaga County War Memorial, 515 Montgomery St. That event welcomes athletes from the 13 countries participating in the tournament, embraces Mother Earth and explores lacrosse’s primacy in Haudenosaunee culture. For the Haudenosaunee, lacrosse has athletic, communal and religious implications.

There will be a dazzling, high-tech light show, greetings from Tadodaho Sid Hill of the Six Nations Confederacy, and 46 Haudenosaunee dancers. Then the Iroquois Nationals and the USA team face off at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $20, $25 and $45.

That game, as well as other WILC box-lacrosse contests, will showcase stick skills galore. Indeed, the tournament includes the Iroquois Nationals’ Lyle and Miles Thompson, co-winners of the 2014 Tewaaraton award given to the top player in college lacrosse; a Team Canada roster with the top four scorers from the National Lacrosse League, a pro circuit; Casey Powell, a major star at Syracuse University and in pro lacrosse, on the USA team; and Steven Keogh, one of the quickest sticks in lacrosse, on Ireland’s squad.

While Ireland usually isn’t thought of as a lacrosse hotbed, it’s taking part in the WILC along with nations such as Serbia, Israel, England, Australia and the Czech Republic. Dual citizenship definitely shapes some team rosters. Israel, for example, has both home-grown athletes and those who played lacrosse at

Cornell, Hobart and other schools in the United States.

In the WILC, there are three teams whose level of talent outstrips the remaining squads. Canada, the Iroquois Nationals, and the USA regularly finish first, second and third in the WILC. Match-ups between any of these three will be intense and get started early in the tournament.

After playing on Friday night, the Iroquois Nationals meet Team Canada on Sunday, Sept. 21, 5 p.m., at the War Memorial in what promises to be a highstakes, high-intensity game. Tickets are $20, $25 and $45. By any measure, the Canadians pose a formidable challenge.

They have multiple scoring threats, jumbo-size defensemen, and a record of 17-0 in the last three WILC tournaments.

The Iroquois, meanwhile, counter with Miles and Lyle Thompson, who are comfortable scoring or distributing the ball; NLL stars Johnny Powless and Jeff Shattler; and Randy Staats, a superb stickhandler. Brett Bucktooth and Jeremy Thompson, who play pro ball and are mainstays on the Onondaga Nation’s RedHawks box-lacrosse team, have skills that can prove valuable in the WILC. Bucktooth is a fine outside shooter, while Thompson has the ability to win a face-off and generate instant offense.

As the tournament progresses, team depth will definitely be a factor. Team Canada plays four days in a row, while the United States team plays on Sunday, Sept. 20, through Tuesday, Sept. 22, at

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Tsha’hon’nonyen’dakhaw’, an arena on the Onondaga Nation, capital of the Six Nations Confederacy. At the same site, the Iroquois Nationals play England on Sept. 22 and the Czech Republic on Wednesday, Sept. 23. Those games, as well as those played at Village Pavilion, a second Onondaga Nation venue, accentuate the theme of the 2015 WILC: “Lacrosse is Coming Home.” Day passes are available for many games at the Nedrow complex, including $20 for adults and $15 for age 18 and under.

The tournament wraps Sept. 27 at the Carrier Dome with bronze-medal and gold-medal games at 1 p.m. and 4 p.m., respectively, and closing ceremonies at 7 p.m. Hundreds of college lacrosse games have been played at the Dome, but this is the first time for a box-lacrosse contest there. Tickets are $20, $30 and $50.

Over the course of the WILC, fans will get a heavy dose of box lacrosse, a six-on-six game played on an area the size of a hockey rink.

A 30-second shot clock makes for fast-paced play and constant shifts between offense and defense. Players use only short sticks; the long sticks wielded by defensemen in college lacrosse are banned.

Finally, box lacrosse, like many team sports, is a game of moments: An offensive player turning, twisting, shooting from an improbable angle, and scoring. Players shooting or passing behind the back. A forward trying to position himself in the “slot,” just seven or eight yards away from the goal, and being outmuscled by a defender. One of the best movements of all is a top-notch goalie, with a game on the line, smacking away a point-blank shot and preserving a win. SNT For information on the 2015 World Indoor Lacrosse Championship, visit wilc2015.com.

The Onondaga Nation made good on its promise Sunday, Sept. 13, to welcome Team England to its home for the first international sporting event held on indigenous lands.

The English players were the first international team to arrive for the 2015 World Indoor Lacrosse Championship, which begins Friday, Sept. 18. Thirteen nations, including the Haudenosaunee, will compete during the event, which runs through Sunday, Sept. 27, on the Onondaga Nation and in Syracuse. The theme: Friendship and Peace.

The United Kingdom has not been as welcoming to indigenous competitors. Twice in five years, the U.K. refused to admit to its country a Haudenousaunee lacrosse team. Earlier this summer, the Haudenosaunee Nation Women’s Lacrosse Board withdrew its under-19 team from the 2015 Federation of International Lacrosse (FIL) U19 World Championship. In 2010, the Iroquois Nationals men’s squad withdrew from its world tournament in Manchester, England, after several days of diplomatic efforts failed.

In both cases, British officials said the Native Americans could enter the U.K. using Canadian or American passports in addition to Haudenosaunee passports.

Haudenosaunee have traveled internationally on passports from their sovereign nation since 1977 and said that compromise would undermine their identity and history.

That backdrop makes hosting the international event especially sweet to the Haudenosaunee. “It’s a huge deal for us. It illustrates who we are,” said Oren Lyons, Onondaga Nation faith keeper. “We (indigenous peoples) were deliberately excluded from history. Any reference to us was pejorative. They tried to wipe us out.”

In somewhat ironic timing, as the lacrosse championship continues, some Native Americans and their allies are taking on the larger issues indigenous rights. A group hopes to get the attention of Pope Francis, who is visiting the United States Tuesday, Sept. 22, through Sunday, Sept. 27. They are continuing their decades-long effort to see the Vatican repudiate the 15th-century Doctrine of Discovery. The papal decrees gave Christian explorers the right to lay claim to any land that was not inhabited

by Christians and was available to be “discovered.”

The church documents led to efforts to squelch indigenous languages and practices. It also affects Native American sovereignty and treaty obligations. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg cited the Doctrine of Discovery in a 2005 land-claim ruling against the Oneidas, one of the six nations of the Haudenosaunee.

The international lacrosse championship allows the Haudenosaunee to reclaim their game and promote their culture, even as they continue to work toward international recognition and respect.

“The game originated here,” said Lyons, who was an All American lacrosse player at Syracuse University. At 85, he still plays occasionally.

“We taught both the English and the French,” he said. “The French Jesuits were the first to see the game and dubbed it lacrosse because the stick resembled a crucifix.”

Haudenosaunee consider lacrosse — the game they call Deyontsiga’ehs, “They bump hips,” — a gift from the Creator.

“It is said that every time we step onto the field, there is a parallel game in the sky world, and, as players of this sacred game, our final journey home begins with an entrance into his game,” Kent Lyons wrote in an essay posted on the WILC website.

In addition to lacrosse games, visitors can participate in cultural and educational events. A cultural festival takes place at the Onondaga Nation WILC Village, next to the Onondaga Nation Arena on Route 11. Admission is free, although the schedule is subject to change. (See wilc2015.com/event-schedule/.) Native dancers, musicians, artisans and craftspeople from North America will showcase Native history and traditions.

Highlights include: Saturday, Sept. 19: Alfie Jacques, wood stick demonstration, 12:30 to 1:30 p.m.; Joe Driscoll, 7:30 to 9 p.m.; The Ripcords, 9:30 to 11 p.m.

Wednesday, Sept. 23: A talk by Jim Calder, Hobart Lacrosse Hall of Fame and co-author of Lacrosse: The Ancient Game, 5:45 to 6:30 p.m.

Thursday, Sept. 24: “Revisiting Basic Call to Consciousness: Peace, Equity and Friendship,” 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Conference will revisit the indigenous peoples’ Basic Call to Consciousness to seek peace, equity and friendship through the Great Law of Peace, the traditional governing principles of the Haudenosaunee. (Co-hosts include Syracuse University, Harvard University, Cornell University and Skä•noñh – Great Law of Peace Center.)

Friday, Sept. 25: Another talk with Jim Calder, 6:45 to 7:15 p.m.

Saturday, Sept. 26: Nation Social, hosted by the Onondaga Nation, 2 to 8 p.m., FIL awards presentation, 8 to 9 p.m., Sandy Bigtree Band, 9 to 10:30 p.m.

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TOPIC: FOOD

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By Margaret McCormick

The third annual Farmshed CNY U-Pick Organic Apple Party will be held Sunday, Sept. 20, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., at Adams Acres, TAKE 7047 Sevier Road, Jamesville. Apples will be priced by the pound and local food and other products will be available to purchase. Visit facebook.com/ events/1031393160218798.

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come to the off-the-beaten-trail facility and find peace there. Last fall, he jumped at the opportunity to join Clear Path as culinary program director: “I knew right away I wanted to be here.’’

Clear Path for Veterans is a non-profit organization co-founded in 2011 by Melissa Spicer and Melinda Sorrentino.

Sunday brunches are also scheduled for Oct. 25 and Dec. 20. For information or directions, call 687-3300 or visit clear path4vets.com.

THE YOLK’S ON US AT CLEAR PATH BRUNCH

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lear Path for Veterans exists to help service people who come home and are in transition. It’s a welcoming, peaceful place, where vets can have a quiet cup of coffee and enjoy breathtaking views, find support services and programs, take a hike, enjoy a meal with family and friends, get a massage, pick strawberries (in season) and pick up the skills needed for a career in the culinary arts.

The general public rarely gets a glimpse of Clear Path, 1223 Salt Springs Road, in the wooded countryside near Chittenango. But now they can get a taste of it.

Clear Path started offering a monthly Sunday brunch in August. The next feast is slated for Sunday, Sept. 20, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. The cost is $20 per person, with free admission for age 4 and under.

Proceeds benefit the culinary arts program for vets.

It’s a buffet-style affair featuring plenty of breakfast and brunch favorites: omelets, frittatas, bacon, breakfast sausage (from veteran-owned Creekside Meadows Farm in New Woodstock), pancakes, French toast, grits, house-made muffins, coffee cakes and cinnamon rolls, coffee, tea, juices and more. For dessert, there’s a chocolate fountain with berries, pretzels, sliced bananas and oranges and marshmallows for dipping.

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guests. “I think people were impressed,’’ he says.

Coleman’s crew of fellow vets and volunteers look forward to more opportunities to cook for and serve the public.

Coleman, 33, a native of Austin, Texas, is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran who did three combat tours of Iraq with the 3rd Battalion 7th Marine Regiment.

Following his military service, he says, he was a “vagabond.’’ He guided whitewater rafting and kayak tours in Alaska, led diving adventures in Honduras and traveled extensively in Europe and the United States.

He studied at the Auguste Escoffier School of Culinary Arts, in Colorado, and previously served as sous chef with Culinary Command, a rigorous training program for a select number of veterans and active-duty soldiers that has been offered at Clear Path in the past. He plans to offer a similar program at Clear Path in 2016.

Add Coleman to the list of so many veterans who

Muffin Stuffin’ for Local Chef

Modern Malt chef Anthony Donofrio is one of 135 chefs representing 135 cities competing in the Hometown Breakfast Battle, a chef-recipe competition sponsored by Thomas’ English muffins.

Donofrio’s entry in the competition is the Knife and Porker. The creation is built on a Thomas’ sandwich-style English muffin and includes smoked ham, Swiss cheese, pineapple chutney, Mornay sauce, sunny side up egg and fresh chives.

Voters can select their breakfast favorite at thomasbreakfastbattle.com. The top 16 chefs will advance to the next round of the competition.

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For more information, call 471-6258 or visit eatdrinkmalt.com. SNT Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter, connect on Facebook or email her at mmccormicksnt@gmail. com.

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TOPIC: DANCE

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By Genelle Levy

Choreographer George Balanchine had a profound appreciation for the African physical type. “African-American dancers TAKE encompassed his ideal of thin bodies with short torsos,” said Cheryl Wilkins-Mitchell, co-director of Dance Theater of Syracuse.

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SYRACUSE DANCER MAKES THE RIGHT STEPS

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isty Copeland made history this summer when she became the American Ballet Theatre’s first female African-American principal dancer.

Her accomplishments inspire young African-American dancers everywhere, including Syracuse native Tevin Johnson.

Born in Kansas City, Mo., Copeland had a tough start. After a string of stepfathers and relocating several times, Copeland’s family finally settled in Los Angeles. She started taking ballet at age 13, when a teacher recommended that she take a community class offered at the Boys and Girls Club.

Within months Copeland was on pointe shoes — a truly unheard of feat. She moved in with her ballet teacher, and at age 15 auditioned for a competitive, intensive class with the San Francisco Ballet. She then joined the American Ballet Theatre in 2000, where she went on to become a soloist and then the first African-American principal dancer in the company’s 75-year history.

Tevin Johnson, 19, knew about Copeland before she was famous. He looked to her for inspiration when he began pursuing ballet at age 14. At his first dance school, he was the only African-American student. As a student at Corcoran High School and later at Manlius Pebble Hill, he also participated in basketball, track and hip-hop.

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more diverse environment. He joined the Dance Theater of Syracuse, an African-American dance school in the Westcott area.

“I immediately felt more comfortable,” Johnson recalled. “There was a sense of community.”

In 2012, Johnson auditioned and was accepted into the summer intensive at the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater in New York City. The prestigious program is meant to train young dancers for a professional career. When Johnson returned to Alvin Ailey the following summer, he met Copeland when she gave a speech on the 150th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation. He was able to get his picture taken with his hero that night.

Upon returning to Syracuse for his senior year of high school, Johnson was profiled on WSYR-Channel 9’s Carrie Lazarus Presents: Extraordinary People and Places of Central New York as a scholarship recipient. The feature and scholarship were created

by WSYR news anchor Lazarus to help students like Johnson achieve dreams of studying fine arts, and to profile young, talented locals.

During the taping, Lazarus and personnel in the editing room were impressed

by Johnson’s skill and talent. Unknown to Johnson, they decided to pass some of his dance footage on to Copeland, who remembered him from their earlier meeting.

Johnson connected with Copeland on social media, which led to a mentorship conducted mostly via email. Johnson said he emails Copeland whenever he feels discouraged, faces challenges or has anxieties about pursuing ballet professionally.

Even with this advantage, Johnson said he still worries about succeeding as a male, black dancer. At 5 feet 2 inches with a small build, Johnson does not have the traditional body type of a male dancer.

“I have a very feminine body, but a masculine quality,” he said.

Cheryl Wilkins-Mitchell, co-director of the Dance Theater of Syracuse, said choreographer George Balanchine’s ideal for the ballet body shaped the future participants of dance, and provided some of the first opportunities for black ballerinas to perform with major companies.

“Balanchine loved the African body,” Wilkins-Mitchell said. Still, she said, this is a challenge many African-American dancers face.

Johnson said Copeland encourages him by sharing her own experiences about her body struggles. “She taught me that my body is my body,” he said. Copeland encourages Johnson to accept his unique type, and to concentrate on how he can maximize its advantages within dance.

Johnson said that when he doubts himself, Copeland reassures him. She even wrote a college recommendation for him.

Johnson, now a junior dance major at Montclair State University in New Jersey, said he will continue to follow in Copeland’s footsteps. “Without role models like her,” he said, “I wouldn’t have any interest in trying ballet.” SNT Genelle Levy is a graduate student in the Goldring Arts Journalism program at Syracuse University.

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DRAGGIN’ THE LINES

We probably have Shakespeare to thank for cross-dressing farces that have led to the likes of The Calamari Sisters’ Big, Fat, Italian Wedding, which is knocking ’em dead at Auburn’s Merry-Go-Round Playhouse through Sept. 30.

Then again, guys gussied up as gals will never go out of style, with everything from the theatrical evergreen Charley’s Aunt, to the cinema’s Tootsie and TV’s Bosom Buddies, Benny Hill and Dame Edna proving that point. And besides, the burgeoning Calamari Sisters’ cottage industry, which has several spin-offs ready to tour on a moment’s notice, has emerged as a critic-proof franchise. You either roll with the show’s manic merging of high energy and low comedy, or else seek entertainment elsewhere.

Since much of the playbill is an extended gag (Francis Ford Coppola is listed as director), the real spoilers can be found through internet surfing, with co-creators Jay Falzone and Stephen Smith revealed as the respective sisters Delphine and Carmela, who co-host the Brooklyn cable-TV cooking show Mangia Italiano! This installment’s plot concerns the impending nuptials of Delphine and the unsavory Angelo (heard only in offstage conversations), although Delphine still pines for her ex-boyfriend Larry, with photographic evidence suggesting he’s a dead ringer for Arnold Stang. Larry is also a butcher,

which triggers an avalanche of double-entendres concerning all aspects of “meat.”

Other subplots feature Delphine’s diet struggle and Carmela’s attempts to locate a possible suitor so she can beat her sis to the altar, which culminates in an audience-participation free-for-all that spoofs The Dating Game. There’s even some actual cooking going on, as the intoxicating whiff of sizzling sausage and peppers permeates the playhouse.

Some one-liners have timeliness on their side, such as, “She sweats like Lindsay Lohan at a drug test,” while some shtick certainly has whiskers (so does the cast): “What does a Jewish wife make for dinner? Reservations.” And there’s a bullet-ridden frantic finale in which even the “Dogs Playing Poker” portrait hanging on a wall comes under fire. Yet Falzone and Smith’s go-for-the-gusto performances send every joke to the back row and beyond during this well-oiled laugh machine (olive oil, perhaps?).

Big, Fat Italian Wedding’s two-hour plus may be too much of a good thing (there’s probably a meat joke in there), yet the ladies’ curtain call promises that even more sister acts are forthcoming, including a springtime production of The Calamari Sisters Clambake at the Auburn Public Theater. One can only imagine the raunchy puns that will come from that title. SNT

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Theater veteran Richard Jay-Alexander (pictured with Bette Midler) will discuss “The Business of Broadway,” which will include TAKE memories from his career, on Tuesday, Sept.

22, 7:30 p.m., at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Admission is free. Call 445-4200 for details.

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Karl Gregory in Kitchen Theatre’s Buyer & Cellar, which runs through Sept. 27.

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BROWSING BARBRA’S BASEMENT

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onathan Tolins’ off-Broadway comedy smash Buyer & Cellar is one of those only-in-America plays. No, not because it’s about the ambiguities of diva-dom or the manic obsession of conspicuous consumption. Those themes exist elsewhere.

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Instead, only American libel laws, which protect free speech and creative artists, would allow for a nearly two-hour show portraying a well-known living public figure, dealing intimately with her most deeply held fears and anxieties. It puts her on the couch, and everything comes out. She’s Barbra Streisand, and at the end of Buyer & Cellar, the season opener at Ithaca’s Kitchen Theatre Company, she has no secrets left to tell.

Although playwright Tolins has taken plenty of artistic license, many of his most outrageous conceits are documentable. In 2010 Streisand did indeed publish My Passion for Design (Viking), a walrus-sized (295 pages, weight 4.2 pounds) coffee-table book for which she provided every breathless word and glossy photograph. In its original cloth-covered boxed set, with an enclosed DVD, it was $500. Used hardcover copies still bring $79.95 on Amazon. We see a copy early in the action of Buyer & Cellar on stage, where it remains, a visual footnote to the unfolding fantasy.

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more bizarre fantasyland: the Streisand mansion in Malibu. His name is Alex More (both names provide riffs), a gentile from Wisconsin, who nonetheless boasts masterful pronunciation of Yiddish, having appeared in many productions of Fiddler on the Roof.

In the basement of the barn on her estate (the “cellar” of the punning title), Babs has constructed a kind of Main Street emporium, with a doll shop and vintage clothes outlet, modeled on Winterthur, the American decorative arts museum in Delaware. Here she will display her lifetime collection of purchases, exhibiting her “passion for design,” and she can browse through all the “stores” as the only customer.

Up to this point Tolins is just repeating what the book says.

Tolins posits Alex will be hired to play a faux clerk in one of the otherwise empty stores to sell tchotchkes back to the only “customer,” who asks to be called Sadie. Only she already owns all the stuff, but she loves to bargain for it.

Buyer & Cellar probably makes pretty terrific reading on the printed page, with its connoisseur’s allusions to popular culture. (“Her face? Try to imag-

ine Cloris Leachman after Phyllis was cancelled.”) What makes this a triumph of caustic hilarity is Karl Gregory’s bravura one-man, dozen-plus character performance.

Gregory, a Syracuse University graduate, launched a national career in a series of roles at Ithaca’s Kitchen. He won the first-ever Syracuse New Times Syracuse Area Live Theater (SALT) award (2003) for playing 38 characters in Becky Mode’s Fully Committed. All of his characters here are sharply distinct, although he does not “do” Streisand herself, instead evoking a recognizable tone. His gruff, baritone James Brolin, however, is spot on.

Gregory’s sharpest work comes in the dialogue between Midwestern Alex and his boyfriend Barry, an incisive screenwriter with a nasal New York City accent.

Alex and Barry give voice to the ambivalent love-hate relationship gay America has Streisand. Alex, and presumably playwright Tolins, might be sympathetic toward Barbra’s frailties, failures and needfulness. Barry stomps on such sentiment, however.

The most devastating moments come in Barry’s dissection of autobiographical elements imposed upon Streisand-directed films based on properties that came from elsewhere. One is Prince of Tides (1991), distorted from the Pat Conroy novel. Barry cuts even deeper with The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996), in which the Streisand character, a professor of literature, avenges every slight, hurt and insecurity suffered by the director-screenwriter in life. It’s film criticism as drama.

Sharing top billing with Karl Gregory is ace director Wendy Dann, now on the faculty of Ithaca College. Expert in keeping one-man shows dynamic, Dann was the first SU Drama graduate invited to direct at Syracuse Stage with Chesapeake (2001). She keeps Gregory jumping with what looks like 500 movement cues in two hours, not one a wasted motion. SNT

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Weekend Brunch at Edgar’s Restaurant Korrie Taylor, Mike King and Shannon Tompkins in 9 to 5. Amelia Beamish photo

9 TO 5’S BOSOM BUDDIES

Just like the 1980 movie on which it is based, 9 to 5: The Musical, a harmless little feminist fable, is a better show than it sounds.

Three disparate women office workers overcome their male chauvinist boss and keep him bound. They run the office better than he did, with some feminist employment practices. It’s hardly a secret why this piquant trifle has charmed millions: Three great female roles and a stays-in-your-mind title song can win audiences over.

The movie was a breakthrough for Dolly Parton, who wrote the title song and essentially played herself. Doralee is a presumed bimbo, who’s really smart and ambitious. This broke Parton out of the country ghetto, raising her profile and her asking fee. In 2009 Parton enlisted Patricia Resnick, who co-wrote the original, to form a new script that would accommodate musical numbers. Parton composed the new score herself, most of it in classic Broadway idiom, miles away from Nashville.

With characteristic generosity, Parton and Resnick anointed Violet, an older office drone played in the movie by Lily Tomlin, as the lead. Reputedly, this was to accommodate star Allison Janney at the spring 2009 opening; her lack of vocal chops has been cited as one reason for the relatively short run. That’s not what happens at the Central New York Playhouse production, which runs through Sept. 26.

When Violet first appears with an oversize black wig and a stern scowl, we can barely recognize Shannon Tompkins, one of the best-known faces in community theater. Credit director-choreographer Stephfond Brunson for getting us to re-imagine Tompkins as a rebel and a boss lady. Her well-established musical and dance talents are put to good use with the opening number “Around Here,” and reach a peak with “One of the Boys,” with the male chorus.

Korrie Taylor, herself a director of rising reputation, brings a cutting wit to Doralee. Although Taylor is usually cast as an attractive leading lady, she now gets to flaunt the endowments that put her in Parton’s company. The naïve Judy (the Jane Fonda part), whose uncomfortable entrance to the office launches the action, is played by assured newcomer Gabrielle Gorman, who climaxes Judy’s growing independence with “Get Out and Stay Out.” Defying the conspirators and a traitor to her gender is office snitch Roz Keith, secretly smitten with the boss.

Always game for a challenge, licensed scene-stealer Kathy Egloff makes her song “Heart to Heart” a hilarious and horny show-stopper.

In the otherwise thankless role of the boss, Robert G. Searle is still the maestro of the patriarchal snarl, mastered as a high priest in Jesus Christ Superstar. And music director Abel Searor’s deft handling of the eight-player band has plenty of bounce, more than enough to make Dolly proud. SNT

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TOPIC: BOOKS

In addition to the Syracuse New Times appearance, other book signings will include a Sept. 24 date at the Colgate University bookTAKE store and at the Syracuse Ski Club’s monthly meeting on Oct. 13.

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‘M’ IS FOR MEMOIR: THE A-B-Cs OF ART ZIMMER

Art Zimmer was the publisher of the Syracuse New Times from 1984 to 2010, when he retired and sold the Central New York alternative newsweekly to current publisher Bill Brod. Zimmer’s new endeavor, more than two years in the making, is a memoir that chronicles chapters of his life with poignant anecdotes that do not hold back.

Log Cabin Books will debut Making It Count: From A to Z, The Life and Times of Art Zimmer (216 pages; $19.95) on Monday, Sept. 21. Zimmer will be on hand for the book launch and signing on Wednesday, Sept. 23, 4:30 to 6:30 p.m., at the Syracuse New Times’ world headquarters, 1415 W. Genesee St. Zimmer, 78, admitted that this literary project didn’t start with his influence. “My wife Shirley had suggested for several years that we do a book on my life. I kept pooh-poohing the idea. Who would be interested in my life?” Zimmer recalled.

“She worked on this book for about a full year without my knowing about it. It was designed to be my 75th birthday present.”

Zimmer then brought in Lois Gridley to help edit, write and expand the concept.

Zimmer eventually turned to writing down his own stories, giving better details about the aspects of his life for inclusion. Text kept building up, as the product turned out much longer than expected after two years.

It’s fair to mention that Zimmer wasn’t much of a writer. At Hamilton Central School, he failed high school English three years in a row, and it looked like he would not graduate.

“You couldn’t do it today, but I threatened them,” he said. “They said, ‘We can’t give you a diploma.’ I laughed.” Instead, Zimmer threatened to return the following year. After deliberation, school administrators said they would give him the diploma — if he promised to never come back. “I graduated 43rd in my class, of which there were 43 people in the Class of 1956,” he said.

Zimmer had good reason for missing school days: He had many daily responsibilities to fulfill at his father’s dairy

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Art and Shirley Zimmer on their August 1987 wedding day. Michael Davis photo

farm in Hamilton. His participation in the family business proved to be the necessary experience that has fueled Zimmer’s engine.

“There were 13 multimillion-dollar corporations that I owned and operated.

The Syracuse New Times is only just one,” Zimmer said, listing the graphic arts and typesetting businesses, the maple sugar candy company, involvement with Vermont ski resorts and the Zimmer Neo-Classic Motor Car Company. Despite the surname, Zimmer had no relation to the namesake auto manufacturer.

“I was never a car guy,” Zimmer explained. “I just always had a car to get me places. We saw a big fancy car with our name on it, and my wife suggested we

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buy one. I continued the same style and look of the original company.”

Money should not get in the way of pursuit of success, according to Zimmer.

“You never let lack of money hold you back. Just step out there and do it. ‘Just Do It.’ I invented the slogan before Nike.

They should pay me royalties on it.”

Readers will get the author’s stories, but Zimmer hopes everyone will take away a little more. He said that when you’re in business, you will get an awful lot of “unnecessary and expensive harassment” from government-based entities. Business people are afraid to make it public because they will get harassed more.

For Zimmer, honesty is the only policy.

The stories are told objectively, and names

have been published in regard to issues he has come across with the city of Syracuse and New York state. If a lawsuit arises, he said it’ll only produce free publicity for the book. It matters to get the work done, be consistent and progressive.

“Work longer and work harder than anyone else,” Zimmer noted. “I went one stretch for seven years without a single day off. If you want to be successful, that’s what you have to do. I’d work 20 hours a day, seven days a week. I was the Syracuse New Times; the Syracuse New Times was me. If I promoted me, I promoted the publication. Anyone who thinks you can promote too much, they’re not going to be as successful as they could be.”

Helping Zimmer achieve his goals is Shirley, a former schoolteacher who spent 24 years alongside her husband at the Syracuse New Times. “She was as instrumental in its success as I was. I would work 70 hours each week, and she’d work 70 hours each week.”

They have been married 28 years after meeting on a blind date set up through mutual friends. Zimmer was 50 when he got married, but it didn’t matter. “It is one of those things. You know when it happens. That’s it.”

Following the couple’s retirement, the Hamilton residents are now active in many local projects, including the Hamilton Business Alliance, the Arts at the Palace performing arts center, the Earlville Opera House, and preserving and protecting open land from development.

They will also be traveling to promote the autobiography, which includes Zimmer‘s interactions with Jerry Lee Lewis, Maria von Trapp, the prime minister of Kuwait, former Presidents Bill Clinton and George Bush, and even the time when Art almost got into a fight with George Foreman. SNT

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Jodogs. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

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Mark Macri. (The Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool), 6 p.m.

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Mark Macri. (Barado’s on the Water, 57 BradKaraoke. (Phoenix American Legion, 9 OsweKaraoke. (The Pricker Bush, 3642 Rt. 57, OsweKaraoke w/ DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey

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Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

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Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Limp Liz-

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Country Karaoke. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

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Golden Novak Duo. (Byblos Bar & Grill, 316 S.

Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Gridley Paige. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort

Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Hard Promises. (Sharkey’s Bar & Grill, 7240

Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Clinton St.), 9 p.m. go), 6 p.m.

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Restort & Casino, Verona), 9 p.m.

Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

& Casino, Verona), 10 p.m.

Open Turntable Night. (Funk ’N Waffles, 727 Paul Davie. (Kosta’s Bar & Grill, 105 Grant Ave.), Ronnie Leigh. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Sirsy. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Stevie Wolf & Blues Express. (Al’s Wine & Sugardaddys. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Wayback Machine. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7 p.m.

Wes Walker. (The Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St.), 8 p.m.

F R I DAY 9/18 Beadle Brothers. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Restort & Casino, Verona), 10 p.m.

Bob Holz Band. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Brass Inc. (Greenwood Winery, 6476 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 5 p.m.

Coachmen. (Dublin’s, 7990 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Country Rose Band. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 8 p.m.

Devin Bing. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort & Casino, Verona), 9 p.m.

E.S.P. (SITRUS, 801 University Ave.), 6 p.m.

F5. (Bombadils Tavern, 575 Main St., Phoenix), 8 p.m.

Fit For Rivals w/ Through the Crowd & Mind the Gap. (The Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St.), 8 p.m.

Gary Lewis & The Playboys w/ Paul Davie.

(Bonnie Castle, 31 Holland St., Alexandria Bay), 9 p.m.

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TJ Sacco Band. (The Timber Tavern, 7153 State

Coachmen. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Bald-

Measure. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camil-

Headphones. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub,

Tumbleweed Jones Band. (LakeHouse Pub, 6

Dave Hanlon’s Cookbook. (Shifty’s, 1401

The Boatmen. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Jimmy Wolf Band. (The Backdoor, 3092 Rt. 28,

Tuff Luck. (Sharkey’s Bar & Grill, 7240 Oswego

Devin Bing. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone

Modern Mudd. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 6402

John Lerner. (The Winds of Cold Springs Har-

Two Hour Delay. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

Diana Jacobs. (Limp Lizard, 201 1st St., Liver-

Mother Cover. (Timber Tavern, 7153 State Fair

John Spillett Jazz/Pop Duo. (Bistro Ele-

Uptowne Buddha, The Music Box, & Seth Adams. (Funk ’N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 9

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Brennan Beach, 80 Bren-

Paul Davie. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W.

F5. (Dominick’s Sports Bar, 390 Rt. 51A, Oswe-

Ripcords w/ Pete McMahon. (Onondaga

Frenay & Lenin. (Pascale Italia Bistro at Drum-

Saved by the 90s. (The Westcott Theater, 524

Golden Novak Nanni Trio. (CC’s Tavern, 17

Smart Alec. (Mattydale VFW, 2000 Lemoyne

Golden Novak Duo. (Willow Bank Yacht Club,

Thunderchild. (Paddock Club, 1 Public

Joe Driscoll. (Onondaga Nations Arena, 4000

TJ Sacco Band. (Riverforest Park, 9439 River-

winsville), 9 p.m.

100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Old Forge), 8 p.m.

bor, 3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 7 p.m. phant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

Karaoke w/ Holly. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave.), 6 p.m. Karaoke w/ DJ Voltage & DJ Mars. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Kim Fetters & Andy Rudy. (Kosta’s Bar & Grill, 105 Grant Ave.), 9 p.m.

Let’s Be Leonard. (Funk ’N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 8 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Daiker’s, 161 Daikers Cir., Old Forge), 9:30 p.m.

Mark Doyle & The Maniacs. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Rufus Payne Project. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 8 p.m.

Stroke. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

Road), 6 p.m.

W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

p.m.

Wayback Machine. (Frank Callimeri Post #9, 42 Clark St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 9/19 7 Evils Exes, Main Squeeze, & Otto Tunes.

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Big Sky Country. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Restort & Casino, Verona), 9 p.m.

Black Water. (The Winds of Cold Springs Harbor, 3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Bradshaw Blues. (Minoa Fall Festival, Minoa Town Park, Minoa), 12 p.m.

Bradshaw Blues. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 8 p.m.

Chief Bigway. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

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Anthony Joseph Swingtet. (Pensabene’s

Just Joe. (Tavern 104, 104 Limestone Plaza,

Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Lysander

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Town Offices in Radisson, 8220 Loop Road, Baldwinsville), 11 a.m.

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Chris Terra. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7 p.m.

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Dr. Killdean. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St.,

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Lisa Lee Trio. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St.),

Butternut Creek Revival. (Funk ’N Waffles,

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Mark Macri. (Muddy Waters, 2 Syracuse St.,

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Open Mike w/ Joanne Perry. (The Buzz Café,

John Spillett Jazz/Pop Duo. (Blue Water

Pearly Baker’s Best. (Funk ’N Waffles, 307 S.

Just Joe. (Munjed’s Restaurant, 505 Westcott

Stone River Band. (Volney Fire House, 3002

Karaoke w/ DJ Chaos. (Singers Karaoke Club,

Tim Herron. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

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2026 Teall Ave.), 3 p.m.

Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

St.), 3 p.m.

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Kilgore McTrouts. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

527 Charles Ave.), 7 p.m.

Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Rt. 3, Fulton), 6 p.m. low St.), 8 p.m.

T U E S DAY 9/ 22

Lisa Lee & Leo. (Colonial Inn, 3071 Route 370,

Cold River City w/ Slow Train. (Funk ’N Waf-

Meridian), 4 p.m.

fles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 8 p.m.

Mark Hoffman’s Swing This! (Westcott

Frank Stepanek w/ Black Uhuru. (The

Street Festival, Westcott St.), 3:45 p.m.

Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca), 8 p.m.

Music Jam. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey

Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls w/ Guests. (The Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson

Center Road, Manlius), 1 p.m.

Other Guise. (Salsville Hotel, 72 43 Valley Road, Madison), 3 p.m.

Spring Street Family Band. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 4 p.m.

Tim Herron. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

M O N DAY 9/ 21 Ataris, Tresspassers, Lucky 33. (Funk ’N

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Jamie Notarthomas. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 6 p.m.

Just Joe. (Red Rooster Pub, 4618 Jordan Road, Skaneateles), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/ DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Miss E Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

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Snow White. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through Sept. 26. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

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River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Particle. (The Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St.), 8 p.m.

Dixie Dirt. (Phoenix Sports Restaurant, 228

Sophistafunk & Thunder Body. (Funk ’N

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Tiger. (Kosta’s Bar & Grill, 105 Grant Ave.), 9

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Hoffman Family Band. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Jake’s Grub & Grog. (7 E. River Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Jason Vaughn. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Jimmy Wolf. (Pizza Boys, 9 Clinton St., New York Mills), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/ Mr. Automatic. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E. Lake Road, Cazenovia), 6 p.m.

Nothing More w/ Guests. (The Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road), 6 p.m.

JAKE’S

Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m. p.m.

Clash of the Comics. Wed. Sept. 16, 7:30 p.m.

Competing yuksters at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7.

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Live Improv Comedy. SThurs. 8 p.m. Improv

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Steve-O. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m.,

Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. The Jackass veteran visits the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $22. 4238669.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. March 26, 7:30 p.m.

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Cayuga Museum of History and Art/Case Research Lab Museum. 203 Genesee St.,

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Cazenovia Artisans. 39 Albany St., Cazeno-

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655-2225. Through September: From the Earth and Sea, pearl and gemstone jewelry by Susan Machamer and DeeAnn Von Hunke.

Hall, 6 Sullivan St. Fri. 4-6 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1-4 p.m. 655-7261. Through April in the Sculpture Court: “Grounding Sky,” Tadashi Hashimoto’s new work made from hand-hewn wood and enamel paint.

Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 424-6868.

Through Oct. 21: Traditions and Explorations, ceramic pottery by Hannah Graeper and sculpture by Karen Jean Smith.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E. Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

442-2230. Through Oct. 15: Resistance, artworks chronicling civil rights activism.

Dowd Fine Arts Gallery. Graham Avenue and Prospect Terrace, Cortland. Mon..-Fri. 10 a.m.4 p.m., and by appointment. (607) 753-4216.

Through Oct. 15: Homefront, antiwar imagery and more by Sarah McCoubrey.

Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main

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Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St.

Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 4746064. Through Oct. 18: Playing with Perception, photography by Florence Henri.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through September: mixed media works by Amy Bartel.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300.

Through Oct. 22: Rotimi Fani-Kayode (1955-1989); reception Thurs. Sept. 17, 5-7 p.m. Through Dec. 18: 2015 Light Work Photography Grants, works

by Allison Beonde, Thilde Jensen and Costa Sakellariou.

Manlius Library. 1 Arkie Albanese Drive, Man-

exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 6993965.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Public Speaking Workshop. Fri. 10-11:30

a.m. Representatives from Toastmasters International visit Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri.

noon-4:30 p.m. Come experience the lake cleanup firsthand at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free.

552-9751.

Sankofa Piecemakers Quilting Group.

Fayetteville Farmers Market. Every Thurs.

noon-6 p.m.; through Oct. 15. Local farmers and food producers offer fresh produce and handmade food products at Fayetteville Towne Center Mall, 540 Towne Drive, Fayetteville. Free. fayettevillefarmersmarketcny@yahoo.com.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes

for contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 3806206.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray mat-

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free.

458-3222.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond

Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745. Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Ongoing: Oneida Industries, a look at the flatware factory Oneida Ltd. and more. Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925.

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Book Discussion Group. Thurs. 6:30 p.m.

Members consider Vanessa and Her Sister by Priya Parmar at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636.

Keith Giglio. Thurs. 7 p.m. The co-author

of Slay Dragon: Writing Great Stories for Video Games discusses writing for video games at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free.

449-2948.

Multicultural Center and Gallery, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 498-2787.

Through Sept. 29: If I Could See Your Face I Would Not Need Food, photographer Eric Gottesman chronicles AIDS in Ethiopia.

Writer Support Group. Every Thurs. 6:30-8

Onondaga Historical Association. 321

Paws and Books. Sat. 10:30-11:30 a.m. Kids

Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through Oct. 4: Patterns in History, vintage quilts from Onondaga County. Through Feb. 14: Look What We Got, the venue displays newly acquired items, such as a 1940s-vintage potato chip, Hall Groat paintings and more. Through June 5: A Life in Art, more than 40 works from female artists in the OHA collection.

Oswego State Downtown Tyler Gallery.

186 W. First St., Oswego. Wed.-Sat. noon-5 p.m.

312-2112. Through Oct. 24: Where Do We Go?, digital collages by Jeff Madison.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon. & Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through September: Looking Through My Eyes, photography by Victoria Giroux.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

p.m. Discuss your work with fellow scribes during this weekly writing workshop. Marcellus Free Library, 32 Maple St., Marcellus. Free. 3706701. ages 6 to 12 can read a story to a lovable, welltrained canine. Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Dick Case. Sat. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Discuss Salt

City Trivia with the author at the Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free.

428-1864, Ext. 312.

Barnes and Noble Book Club. Tues. 6 p.m.

Members discuss East of Eden by John Steinbeck. Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt.

Free. 449-2948.

SPORTS

Vernon Downs Race Track. Wed. Sept. 16,

Fri., Sat. & Wed. Sept. 23, 6:45 p.m. Harness racing continues at Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free. (877) 88-VERNON.

Syracuse University Football. Sat. 12:30

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through Oct. 18: Water Effect, works inspired by the Finger Lakes region.

p.m. The Orangemen play Central Michigan at the Carrier Dome, 900 Irving Ave. $35-$160.

(888) DOME-TIX.

SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syra-

CNY Skeptics Meeting. Wed. Sept. 16, 7 p.m.

cuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

443-4097. Through Sept. 27: The New Humanists: Introspective Impressions from the SU Art Collection. Through Nov. 22: Illustrious Works on Paper, Illuminating Painting, works by James Rosenquist.

LEARNING

North Syracuse Art Group. Every Wed.

10 a.m. Bring your own supplies and learn,

SPECIALS

Members meet at Manlius Library, 1 Arkie Albanese Ave., Manlius. Free. 636-6533.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head to

Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your brainpan against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 6928100.

Special engagement

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Every Sat. 10 a.m. The gang meets at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free.

443-1757.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

lius. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 682-6400, 699-5076.

Through Oct. 9: Associated Artists’ annual Juried Members Exhibition.

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through Nov. 29: Monet to Matisse: The Age of French Impressionism.

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Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 425-0366.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. DJs-R-US handles the questions at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. Free. 676-5777.

Festa Italiana. Fri. & Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun.

noon-7 p.m. Enjoy pasta, bocce, music (including Jimmy Cavallo on Fri. and Sat. at 5 p.m.) and more at the corner of Montgomery and Washington streets in downtown Syracuse. Free.

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Ski and Board Sale. Fri. 5-9 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. More than 100 ski and snowboard manufacturers showcase products and services. Horticulture Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free.

(585) 944-7100.

Paint, Drink, And Be Merry Fundraiser.

Fri. 7-10 p.m. Enjoy a few adult beverages and recreate the Georgia O’Keefe painting “Petunia” with the help of a trained artist. Painting supplies will be provided. Reservations required.

Proceeds will benefit the Brewerton Ladies Auxiliary. Florian Room, Brewerton Firehouse, 9625 Brewerton Road, Brewerton. $42. 4811638.

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Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Birding Trip. Sat. 8 a.m. Paul Richardson of

Onondaga Audubon leads the three-hours-plus trip; attendees should bring water and insect repellent. Green Lakes State Park, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville. Free. 488-5022.

Cazenovia Farmers Market. Every Sat. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. More than 30 local artisans and farmers convene at Memorial Park, Albany Street, Cazenovia. Free. 655-4429.

Pagan Pride and Autumn Equinox. Sat. 9

a.m.-6 p.m. Vendors, workshops, music, dancing and children’s activities at Longbranch Park, Liverpool. Free. 402-3571.

jon lovitz / oct 2 -4 Special engagement

Harvest Book Sale. Sat. 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m. The

sale features a variety of used media and homemade bakery items. Northern Onondaga Public Library at Cicero, 8686 Knowledge Lane, Cicero.

Free. 699-2534.

Junior Cafe Scientifique. Sat. 9:30-11 a.m.

Engineer and former Syracuse University instructor Samuel P. Clemence presents the lecture “The Engineering History of the Erie Canal” at the Museum of Science & Technology, 500 S. Franklin St. Free. 425-9068.

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Fayetteville Festival. Sat. noon-8 p.m. Enjoy demonstrations and exhibits from local community organizations, food, live musical entertainment and fireworks. Beard Park, S. Manlius St., Fayetteville. Free. 637-9864.

Latin Music Dance Night. Every Sat. 10 p.m.

DJ Suave offers music and videos, plus a free dance lesson at 10 p.m. at Munjed’s Mediterranean Restaurant, 505 Westcott St. $5/21 and over, free/students with ID. 380-4135.

Westcott Street Cultural Fair. Sun. noon-

6:30 p.m. Local art, entertainment, food and more at the Westcott Nation. Free. 703-6848.

Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Sherrill Farmers Market. Every Tues. 3-7

p.m.; through Oct. 6. Vendors selling everything from produce to baked goods to cotton candy bring their wares to the Reilly-Mumford Park, 377 Sherrill Road, Sherrill. Free. 363-6525.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

theater. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:05, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m.

No Escape. Pierce Brosnan and Owen Wilson

in a political thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 10:35 p.m.

p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:35, 4:20, 6:40 & 10 p.m.

Fantastic Four. Another relaunch of the Mar-

The Perfect Guy. New thriller. Destiny USA/

A Walk in the Woods. Comedy with Robert

vel Comics franchise. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Sat. & Sun.: 12:20 & 4:50 p.m.

The Gift. Jason Bateman stars in this thriller.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 3:45 & 9:25 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m.

Grandma. Road comedy with Lily Tomlin.

Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat: 8 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:30 & 4:30 p.m.

Inside Out. Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling and

Bill Hader lend their voices to the new Pixar cartoon. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation).

Daily: 1:25 & 4:20 p.m. Late show Mon.-Thurs.: 6:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 3:55, 6:35 & 10:20 p.m.

Insidious Chapter 3. The creepshow fran-

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

chise marches on. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 3430211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat. 9:40 p.m. Sun.: 7:30 p.m.

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

It Follows. Low-budget creepshow with a

factoids at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

Glass Presentation. Wed. Sept. 23, 7-8 p.m.

Robert Cassetti, senior director of the Corning Museum of Glass, lectures on “The Origins and History of Contemporary Glass.” Oneida Community Mansion House, 170 Kenwood Ave., Oneida. Free. 363-0745.

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The Audience. Sun. 11 a.m. Helen Mirren stars in the National Theatre Live production, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817.

Ant-Man. Paul Rudd gets small in this Marvel

Comics yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:35 & 6:30 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1:15, 7:15 & 10:05 p.m.

Black Mass. Johnny Depp under lots of make-

up in this fact-based gangster yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Screen 1: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation).

Screen 1: 1, 4:10 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:20 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri. & Sat.): 6:45 & 9:50 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 12:40, 3:50, 7 & 9:10 p.m.

Everest. Mountain climbing with Josh Brolin

scary rep. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri. 1:10 a.m. Sat. & Sun.: 11:30 p.m.

Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 2, 4:40, 7:20 & 10:15 p.m. Screen 2: 1:20, 4:10, 6:50 & 9:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:10, 4:15 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:25, 7:20 & 10:10 p.m.

Pixels. Adam Sandler vidgame tomfoolery;

presented in 3-D in some theaters. Hollywood (Digital presentation/3-D). Sat. & Sun.: 2:30 p.m.

Ricki and the Flash. Meryl Streep rocks out

as an aging musician who reconnects with her family. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:50 & 6:55 p.m.

San Andreas. Another rumble with Dwayne

“The Rock” Johnson. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 7 p.m.

Self/Less. Sci-fi thrills with Ryan Reynolds.

Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 7:30 p.m.

Sinister 2. Slasher sequel about another house

Jurassic World. Dino-might in a creative

of horrors. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 9:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri. 11:30 p.m. Sat. 1:10 a.m. Sun.: 9:40 p.m.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Rip-roaring riff on

Spy. Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham in

reboot. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15 & 7:35 p.m. the fondly remembered 1960s TV spy series.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1:25, 4:30, 7:25 & 10:15 p.m.

Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials. Round 2

with the young adults in this futuristic adventure. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:20, 6:40 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 1:10, 4:20 & 7:40 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Screen 1: 12:50, 4 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:10 p.m. Screen 2: 1:50, 4:55 & 8 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri. & Sat.): 1:20 & 6:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:40, 6:50 & 9:20 p.m.

Screen 2: 1:40, 4:50 & 8:10 p.m.

Minions. The Despicable Me critters get their

own show. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:35, 4:25 & 7:20 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20 & 4:05 p.m.

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. Tom

Cruise returns to the James Bond-styled spy franchise. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:30, 6:35 & 9:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation).

Daily: 4:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:35 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 12:45, 3:45, 6:45 & 9:45 p.m.

and Jake Gyllenhaal; presented in 3-D in some

a wild and woolly action-comedy. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 9:25 p.m.

Straight Outta Compton. A biopic on music

act NWA’s rise through some very mean streets.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:35, 6:55 & 10:20 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 3:30 & 9:30 p.m.

Trainwreck. Amy Schumer and Bill Hader in

Redford, Nick Nolte and Emma Thompson.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 3:55, 6:45 & 9:35 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 & 9:50 p.m.

War Room. New faith-based family drama.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:25, 6:25 & 9:15 p.m.

F ILM, OTH ERS LIS T ED A L P H A B E TI C A L LY: Dolphins. Wed. Sept. 16-Sun. & Wed. Sept. 23, 3 p.m. The finned wonders get their large-format close-up at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors.

425-9068.

The Egg and I. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The first Ma and Pa Kettle movie kicks off the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s autumn season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

The End of the Tour. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri.-

Sun. 4 & 7:30 p.m., Mon. 7:30 p.m. Jesse Eisenberg and Jason Segal in the Rolling Stone flick, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Flight of the Butterflies. Wed. Sept. 16-Fri.

12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12 & 2 p.m., Sun. & Wed. Sept.

23, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format chronicle of the winged wonders at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

The 46ers. Sun. noon, Tues. & Wed. Sept. 23,

a raunchy romcom. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 4, 7:05 & 9:55 p.m.

7:30 p.m. Documentary about climbers of the Adirondacks, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $10. 337-6453.

The Transporter Refueled. Ed Skrein takes

Grand Canyon Adventure. Wed. Sept.

over for Jason Statham in this car-crazy reboot.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 4:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:15 p.m.

Vacation. Chevy Chase returns with newbies

Ed Helms and Christina Applegate in this raunchy reboot of the 1980s comedy. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:45, 4:45 & 7:40 p.m. Late shows Fri. & Sat.: 10:15 p.m.

The Visit. Director M. Night Shyamalan’s new

thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:45 a.m., 2:20, 5, 8 & 10:40 p.m. Screen 2: 1:35, 4:25, 7:25 & 10:10 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:40, 4:40 & 7:30

16-Sun. & Wed. Sept. 23, 1 p.m. Title tells all in large-format travelogue. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Hurricane on the Bayou. Sat. 4 p.m.

Large-format tale of Mother Nature’s wrath at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Love and Mercy. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m.

John Cusack in the Beach Boys biopic. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6.

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LEGAL NOTICE Articles of Organization of iDANCEUSA, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 7/31/2015.

Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.

SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 118 Mill Street, Suite 3, Fayetteville, New York 13066. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

D CAIN Realty LLC Articles of Org. filed with Sec. of State of New York (SSNY) on 5-1815. Office in ONONDAGA County. SSNY design as Agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to D CAIN Realty LLC; 197 ELTON AVE., SYRACUSE, NY 13205.

Purpose: any lawful activity.

Legal Notice - Articles of Organization of ELR CNY, LLC (LLC) filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) July 28, 2015.

LLC located at 7956 Joss Farm Way, Cicero, NY 13039, county of Onondaga. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to: ELR CNY, LLC, c/o Marley M Rinoldo, 7956 Joss Farm Way, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose of the LLC is to engage in any lawful act or activity for which limited liability companies may be organized in the State of New York.

LEGAL NOTICE Notice of Organization of Limited Liability Company of 50 MAIN STREET FITNESS, LLC. FIRST: The name of the Limited Liability Company is 50 MAIN STREET FITNESS, LLC. SECOND: The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State on August 10, 2015. THIRD: The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Cortland. FOURTH: The Secretary of State has been designated as agent upon whom the process against the Company may be served. The post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail process is: 50 Main Street Fitness, LLC. c/o Dana Soprano, 50 Main Street, Cortland NY 13045.

Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICENotice of Organization of Limited Liability Company of KLINE PROPERTIES, LLC. FIRST: The name of the Limited Liability Company is KLINE PROPERTIES, LLC. SECOND: The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State on July 22, 2015. THIRD: The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Cortland. FOURTH: The Secretary of State has been designated as agent upon whom the process against the Company may be served. The post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail process is: Kline Properties, LLC. c/o Tracy L. Kline. 1085 Long Road. Homer, NY 13077. Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by the Supreme Court, Onondaga County, on the 3rd day of September, 2015, bearing Index Number 20151054, a copy of which may be examined at the office of the clerk, located at the Onondaga County Courthouse, Syracuse, NY, in room number 200, grants me the right to assume the name of Tahjaye Michael’a Allen. The city and state of my present address are Syracuse, New York; the month and year of my birth are January, 1995; the place of my birth is Syracuse, New York; my present name is Tajah M. Allen.

Notice of Formation of 1022 West Fayette LLC Articles of Or-

ganization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/26/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 6041 Sewickley Drive, Jamesville, NY 13078.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 2140 Erie Blvd. East, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/3//15. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 5201 Hoag Ln, Fayetteville, NY 13066.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 401 Hoefler, LLC, Art. of Org. filed with Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 6/5/15. Office location: Cortland County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1 Forrest Ave., Cortland, NY 13045.

Purpose: any lawful activities.

Notice of Formation of Blue Lotus, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/11/15. Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 323, Syracuse, NY 132140323. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of BodySpeaks, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 17, 2015. Office location is County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3555 Amber Rd. Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Breadman 76, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/17/15. Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

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SSNY shall mail copy of process to C/O united States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Classic Trilogy Tattoos, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/13/2015.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to United States Corporation Agents, Inc.,7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Darn Proud American Apparel LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/23/15. Office location is County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 318 Draper Ave, Syracuse, NY 13219. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Dovesview, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 9/2/14. Office location County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 352 Bruce St., Syracuse, NY 13224. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Enrolled Agent Services, PLLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 08/05/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of PLLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Enrolled Agent Services, LLC, PO Box 66, Liverpool, NY 13088-0066. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Finally Our Own, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on June 19, 2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: David Laffin, 3788 West Seneca Turnpike, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any

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Notice of Formation of FULLSCOPE PROPERTIES, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 9/2/15. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: David Ferguson, 9492 Shady Pond Drive, Brewerton, NY 13029.

Purpose: any lawful act or activity.

Notice of Formation of Lepton Actuarial & Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 08/28/2015.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: PO Box 132, MINOA NY 13116.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Salt City Pretzel Sweets, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: June 9, 2015. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: PO Box 2851, Liverpool, NY 13089. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: PO Box 2851, Liverpool, NY 13089. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Look Great Naked Body by Phaedra, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on April 15, 2015. Office Location: 128 Brookview Lane, Liverpool, NY 13088, Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC

upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to the LLC,128 Brookview Lane, Liverpool, NY 13088.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Midler Sales, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 9/1/2015. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 621 17th Street, Suite 1131, Denver, CO 80293.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Nursing Concepts Test Preparation & Tutoring Services LLC . Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 08/20/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Michele McMahon, 809 Granger Road, Syracuse, NY 13219. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Oak Knitting Mill Commons LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/7/2015.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Poiesis, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 9/1/2015.

Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may

be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5146 Burnside Drive, Jamesville, NY 13078.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Tracy Jong Law Firm, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 31, 2015. Office location County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. . SSNY shall mail copy of process to 202 Waterbury DR., N. Syracuse, NY 13212.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Twin Pines Properties LLC, Art. of Org filed with Sec’y of State (SSNY) on 5/7/09. Office location: Cortland County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1 Forrest Ave., Cortland, NY, 13045. Purpose: any lawful activities.

Notice of Formation of White Dog Imaginarium, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/29/2015.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: White Dogs Imaginarium, LLC, 197 Jasper St, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of_Evoke Individual, Marriage, and Family Therapy, PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on_July 1, 2015. Office location County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 475 Irving Ave./ Suite #410, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Johnson Ag Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 28, 2015. Office Location: is 2258 Schuyler Rd., Marietta, NY 13110, County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Johnson Ag. Consulting, LLC 2258 Schuyler Rd., Marietta, NY 13110. Purpose: any lawful purpose permitted under New York State Limited Liability Company Law. Notice of Formation of: DFH Supply, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: May 19, 2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Owen Kelley, 8384 Woodbox Road, Manlius, New York 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: The Clinton Collective, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/3/2015. Office location: Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Kellyn Carrierfenster, 4854 Pembridge Circle, Syracuse, New York, 13215. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: TMDM Properties, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 06/18/2015. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Timothy Marks, 5115 Hoag lane, Fayetteville, New York 13066. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formationof n[G]up, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/21/15.

Office location County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 443 N Franklin Street, Suite 300, Syracuse, NY 13204. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Qualification of GENEX Services, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 8/15/14. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in PA on 5/14/14.

NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. PA and principal business address: 440 East Swedesford Rd., Suite 1000, Wayne, PA 19087. Cert. of Org. filed with PA Sec. of the Commonwealth, 302 N. Office Bldg., Harrisburg, PA 17120.

Purpose: all lawful purposes.

NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Index No: 2565/13.

Plaintiff(s), Against CHRISTOPHER C. BIELING A/K/A CHRISTOPHER BIELING, LORETTA M. ELY A/K/A LORETTA ELY, ET AL., Defendant(s). Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale, duly entered in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on 7/21/2015, I, the undersigned Referee, will sell at public auction, at the West Lobby, Second Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York on 10/07/2015 at 9:30 am premises known as 270 Reed Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13207, and described as follows: ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and im-

provements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and designated on the tax maps of the Onondaga County Treasurer as Section 088., Block 17 and Lot 17.0. The approximate amount of the current Judgment lien is $122,635.93 plus interest and costs.

The premises will be sold subject to provisions of the aforesaid Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale; Index # 2565/13. Riccardo Galbato, Esq., Referee. STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorneys for Plaintiff ), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated: 8/13/2015. File Number: 201101902. PB. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT: ONONDAGA COUNTY CITIMORTGAGE, INC.; Plaintiff(s) vs. JOHN J KOEGEL; JUDITH A KOEGEL; et al; Defendant(s) Attorney (s) for Plaintiff (s): ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C., 2 Summit Court, Suite 301, Fishkill, New York, 12524, 845.897.1600. Pursuant to judgment of foreclosure and sale granted herein on or about July 16, 2015, I will sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder at on the Second Floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, in the public meeting area located outside the main entrance of the County Clerk’s Office, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York. On October 19, 2015 at 10:00 am.

Premises known as 406 ROBY AVENUE, EAST SYRACUSE, NY 13057.

Section: 035 Block: 01 Lot: 13.2 ALL THAT PARCEL OF LAND, in the Town of Dewitt, Onondaga County, State of New York, as more fully described in Deed Liber 3429, Page 298, ID #35-0113.2. being known and designated as Lot 251, Park Will, recorded June 22, 1916. As more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale.

Sold subject to all of the terms and condi-

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tions contained in said judgment and terms of sale. Approximate amount of judgment $95,002.03 plus interest and costs. INDEX NO. 2012-1550. ROBERT WOODRUFF KESSLER, Esq.; REFEREE. NOTICE OF SALE. SUPREME COURT: ONONDAGA COUNTY. SELECT PORTFOLIO SERVICING, INC.; Plaintiff(s) vs. EARL I. WALLIS; et al; Defendant(s) Attorney (s) for Plaintiff (s): ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C., 2 Summit Court, Suite 301, Fishkill, New York,

12524, 845.897.1600.

Pursuant to judgment of foreclosure and sale granted herein on or about July 14, 2015, I will sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder at West lobby, first floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York. On September 24, 2015 at 10:00 am.

Premises known as 105 COMMONWEALTH AVE, SYRACUSE, NY 13208. Section: 2 Block: 9 Lot: 8. ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Ononda-

ga and State of New York, being part of Lot Twenty-two (22) of Block Twenty-six (26) of Salina. As more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale.

Sold subject to all of the terms and conditions contained in said judgment and terms of sale.Approximate amount of judgment $45,432.05 plus interest and costs. INDEX NO. 2015-87. JOSEPH A. LUPIA JR. Esq.; REFEREE. REFEREE’S NOTICE OF SALE IN FORE-

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CLOSURE SUPREME COURT – COUNTY OF ONONDAGA BANK OF AMERICA, N.A., Plaintiff – against – RAYMOND G. VALENTINE, et al Defendant(s).

Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale entered on July 13, 2015. I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction on the second floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse in the public meeting area located outside the main entrance of the court clerk’s office, 401 Montgomery Street, City of Syracuse, Onondaga County, New York on the 5th Day of October, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. All that tract or parcel of land, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York. Premises known as 2519-21 Midland Avenue & Primrose Avenue a/k/a 2519 Midland Avenue #21 Syracuse, (City of Syracuse) NY 13205.

(Section: 076., Block: 16, Lot: 35.0) Approximate amount of lien $118,583.68 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment and terms of sale. Index No. 20135233.

Stephen W. Arnold, Esq., Referee.

Davidson Fink LLP. Attorney(s) for Plaintiff.

28 East Main Street, Suite 1700, Rochester, NY 14614-1990. Tel. 585/760-8218. Dated: August 20, 2015.

S U P P L E M E N TA L SUMMONS Index No.: 2015-241. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK. COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association, Plaintiff, -againstRONALD COUSINEAU JR, if living, or if either or all be dead, their wives, husbands, heirsat-law, next of kin, distributees, executors, administrators, assignees, lienors and generally all persons having or claiming under, by or through said RONALD COUSINEAU JR, by purchase, inheritance, lien or otherwise, of any right, title or interest in and to the premises described in the complaint herein, and the respective husbands, wives, widow or widowers of them, if any, all of whose names are unknown to plaintiff; STATE OF NEW YORK; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; “JOHN DOES” and “JANE DOES”, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises, and corporations, other entities or persons who claim, or may claim, a lien against the premises, Defen-

dants. TO THE ABOVENAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s attorney(s) within twenty (20) days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE. YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. YOU ARE HEREBY PUT ON NOTICE THAT WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. TO THE ABOVENAMED DEFENDANTS: The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an Order of the Honorable Anthony J. Paris of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed on August 3, 2015, and filed with supporting papers in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Onondaga, State of New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage upon the premises described below, executed by RONALD COUSINEAU JR. to JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NA bearing date March 14, 2007 and recorded in Book: 15142 of Mort-

gages at Page 0602 in the County of Onondaga on April 11, 2007.

Thereafter said mortgage was assigned to CHASE HOME FINANCE, LLC by assignment of mortgage bearing date February 4, 2010 and recorded under Book 16072 of Mortgages at Page 0767 in the County of Onondaga on February 23, 2010. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION is successor by merger to CHASE HOME FINANCE, LLC, and therefore Plaintiff is the real party in interest. Said premises being known as and by 7204-06 S SALINA ST, NEDROW, NY 13120.

Date: May 15, 2015.

Batavia, New York. Virginia C Grapensteter, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C..

Attorneys for Plaintiff. Batavia Office 26 Harvester Avenue.

Batavia, NY 14020.

585.815.0288.

Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure. New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process.

Please read it carefully.

Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process.

Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877-226-5697) or visit the Department’s website at www.banking.state.ny.us.

The State does not guarantee the advice of these agencies.

S U P P L E M E N TA L SUMMONS Index No.: 2015-573. Date of Filing: August 24, 2015.

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK. COUNTY OF Onondaga.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as Trustee for Nomura Asset AcceptanceCorporation, Mortgage PassThrough Certificates, Series 2005-AP2, Plaintiff, -against- ALICIA S. CALAGIOVANNI AS PUBLIC ADMINISTRATOR FOR THE ESTATE OF JEAN E. BARLOW; DAVID ANTCZAK AS HEIR

AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; JOHN ANTCZAK AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; JOSEPH ANTCZAK AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; STEVEN ANTCZAK AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; LINDA BARLOW AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; JOSEPH BARLOW III AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JEAN E. BARLOW AND THOMAS ANTCZAK; JOHN DOE 1 THROUGH 50; JANE DOE 1 THROUGH 50, INTENDING TO BE THE UNKNOWN HEIRS, DISTRIBUTES, DEVISEES, GRANTEES, TRUSTEES, LIENORS, CREDITORS, AND ASSIGNEES OF THE ESTATE OF JEAN E. BARLOW WHO WAS BORN IN 1936 AND DIED ON APRIL 20, 2013, A RESIDENT OF THE COUNTY OF ONONDAGA, AND THOMAS ANTCZAK WHO WAS BORN IN 1956 AND DIED ON JULY 1, 1986, A RESIDENT OF THE COUNTY OF ONONDAGA THEIR SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST IF ANY OF THE AFORESAID DEFENDANTS BE DECEASED, THEIR RESPECTIVE HEIRS AT LAW, NEXT OF KIN, AND SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST OF THE AFORESAID CLASSES OF PERSON, IF THEY OR ANY OF THEM BE DEAD, AND THEIR RESPECTIVE HUSBANDS, WIVES OR WIDOWS, IF ANY, ALL OF WHOM AND WHOSE NAMES AND PLACES OF RESIDENCE ARE UNKNOWN TO THE PLAINTIFF,; BANK OF AMERICA NY, USA; HEMATOLOGY ONCOLOGY ASSOCIATES OF CENTRAL NEW YORK PC; COUNTY OF ONONDAGA DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES; SUBURBAN PROPANE LP; ‘’JOHN DOES’’ and ‘’JANE DOES’’, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises and corporations, other entities or persons who have, claim, or may claim, a lien against, or other interest in, the premises, Defendants. TO THE ABOVE-NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the complaint is not served with this

summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s attorney(s) within twenty (20) days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint.

NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. YOU ARE HEREBY PUT ON NOTICE THAT WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. TO THE ABOVENAMED DEFENDANTS: The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an Order of the Honorable Walter W. Hafner, Jr. of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed on August 13, 2015, and filed with supporting papers in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Onondaga, State of New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage upon the premises described below, executed by JEAN E. BARLOW to MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC., AS NOMINEE FOR FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF ARIZONA, ITS SUCCESSORS AND ASSIGNS bearing the date December 20, 2004 and recorded in Liber 14247 of Mortgages at Page 0349 in the County of On-

ondaga on December 27, 2004. Thereafter said mortgage was assigned to HSBC BANK USA, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION AS TRUSTEE FOR NOMURA ASSET ACCEPTANCECORPORATION, MORTGAGE PASS-THROUGH CERTIFICATES, SERIES 2005-AP2 by assignment of mortgage bearing the date November 26, 2013 and recorded under Book 17386 of Mortgages at Page 406 in the County of Onondaga on December 5, 2013.

Date: July 28, 2015.

Batavia, New York . Virginia C Grapensteter, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C. Attorneys for Plaintiff.

Batavia Office 26 Harvester Avenue Batavia, NY 14020.

585.815.0288.

Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure. New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process.

Please read it carefully.

Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process.

Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877-226-5697) or visit the Department’s website at www.banking.state.ny.us.

The State does not guaran-

tee the advice of these agencies.

SUPREME COURT – COUNTY OF ONONDAGA WILMINGTON TRUST, COMPANY, AS SUCCESSOR TRUSTEE TO CITIBANK, N.A. AS TRUSTEE TO STRUCTURED ASSET SECURITIES CORPORATION MORTGAGE PASSTHROUGH CERTIFICATES, SERIES 20059XS, Plaintiff against JAMES P. GENTILE A/K/A JAMES GENTILE, et al Defendant(s). Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale dated on July 30, 2015.

I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the Second Floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, N.Y. on the 19th day of October, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. Said premises known as 3131 Cumberstone Lane, Baldwinsville, N.Y. 13027. (Section: 078, Block: 10, Lot: 20.0).

Approximate amount of lien $138,104.91 plus interest and costs.

Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment and terms of sale. Index No. 1669-14. Emilee Lawson Hatch, Esq., Referee.

McCabe, Weisberg, & Conway, P.C. Attorney(s) for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street - Suite 210, New Rochelle, New York 10801. (914) 636-8900.

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK – COUNTY OF ONONDAGA INDEX# 1813/2014 SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS AND NOTICE Plaintiff designates ONONDAGA County as the place of trial.

Venue is based upon the County in which the mortgage premise is situated. CHRISTIANA TRUST, A DIVISION OF WILMINGTON SAVINGS FUND SOCI-

ETY, FSB, NOT IN ITS INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY BUT AS TRUSTEE FOR ARLP TRUST 4, Plaintiff(s), against SAMUEL MARCH; YOSSI GOLDMAN; if living, and if they be dead, any and all persons unknown to plaintiff, claiming, or who may claim to have an interest in, or generally or specific lien upon the real property described in this action; such unknown persons being herein generally described and intended to be included in the following designation, namely: the wife, widow, husband, widower, heirs at law, next of kin, descendants, executors, administrators, devisees, legatees, creditors, trustees, committees, lienors, and assignees of such deceased, any and all persons deriving interest in or lien upon, or title to said real property by, through or under them, or either of them, and their respective wives, widows, husbands, widowers, heirs at law, next of kin, descendants, executors, administrators, devisees, legatees, creditors, trustees, committees, lienors and assigns, all of whom and whose names, except as stated, are unknown to plaintiff; CITY OF SYRACUSE; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK and JOHN DOE AND JANE DOE # 1 through # 7, the last seven (7) names being fictitious and unknown to the Plaintiff, the persons or parties intended being the tenants, occupants, persons or parties, if any, having or claiming an interest in or lien upon the mortgaged premises described in the Complaint, Defendant(s).

YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer

the Complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorney(s) within 20 days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within 30 days after the service is complete if this Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York); the United States of America, if designated as a Defendant in this action, may appear or answer within (60) days of service thereof; and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. To the above named Defendants: The foregoing Summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of the Supreme Court of the State of New York and filed along with the supporting papers in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Onondaga on 8/06/2015. This is an action to foreclose on a mortgage. ALL that certain plot, piece or parcel of land, thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York (Section 085, Block 09 and Lot 22.0). Said premises known as 311 East Kennedy Street, Syracuse, NY 13205. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING AN ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Clarfield, Okon, Salomone, & Pincus, P.L. 425 RXR Plaza, 4th Floor, UNIONDALE, NY 11556

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FR E E W I LL A S T R O LO GY by Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19) I won’t go so far

as to say that you are surrounded by unhinged maniacs whose incoherence is matched only by their self-delusion. That would probably be too extreme. But I do suspect that at least some of the characters in the game you’re playing are not operating at their full potential. For now, it’s best not to confront them and demand that they act with more grace. The wiser strategy might be to avoid being swept up in their agitation as you take good care of yourself. If you are patient and stay centered, I bet you will eventually get a chance to work your magic.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The rooster is your

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Many of the heroes

power animal. Be like him. Scrutinize the horizon for the metaphorical dawn that is coming, and be ready to herald its appearance with a triumphant wake-up call. On the other hand, the rooster is also your affliction animal. Don’t be like him. I would hate for you to imitate the way he handles himself in a fight, which is to keep fussing and squabbling far beyond the point when he should let it all go. In conclusion, Libra, act like a rooster but also don’t act like a rooster. Give up the protracted struggle so you can devote yourself to the more pertinent task, which is to celebrate the return of the primal heat and light.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) We humans need

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Since you seem to enjoy making life so complicated and intense for yourself, you may be glad to learn that the current astrological omens favor that development.

My reading of the astrological omens suggests that you’re about to dive deep into rich mysteries that could drive you half-crazy. I suspect that you will be agitated and animated by your encounters with ecstatic torment and difficult bliss. Bon voyage! Have fun! Soon I expect to see miniature violet bonfires gleaming in your bedroom eyes, and unnamable emotions rippling through your unfathomable face, and unprecedented words of wild wisdom spilling from your smart mouth.

in fairy tales survive and thrive because of the magical gifts they are given. Benefactors show up, often unexpectedly, to provide them with marvels: a spinning wheel that can weave a cloak of invisibility, perhaps, or winged shoes that give them the power of flight, or a charmed cauldron that brews a healing potion. But there is an important caveat. The heroes rarely receive their boons out of sheer luck. They have previously performed kind deeds or unselfish acts in order to earn the right to be blessed. According to my analysis, Taurus, the coming weeks will be prime time for you to make yourself worthy of gifts you will need later on. nourishing stories almost as much as we require healthy food, clean air, pure water and authentic love. And yet many of us get far less than our minimum daily requirement of nourishing stories. Instead, we are barraged with nihilistic narratives that wallow in misery and woe. If we want a break from that onslaught, our main other choices are sentimental fantasies and empty-hearted trivia. That’s the bad news. But here’s the good news: Now is a favorable time for you to seek remedies for this problem. That’s why I’m urging you to hunt down redemptive chronicles that furnish your soul with gritty delight. Find parables and sagas and tales that fire up your creative imagination and embolden your lust for life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Now is an excellent

time to close the gap between the Real You and the image of yourself that you display to the world. I know of two ways to accomplish this. You can tinker with the Real You so that it’s more like the image you display. Or else you can change the image you display so that it is a more accurate rendition of the Real You. Both strategies may be effective. However you go about it, Cancerian, I suggest you make it your goal to shrink the amount of pretending you do.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Born under the sign of

Leo, Marcel Duchamp was an influential artist whose early work prefigured surrealism. In 1917, he submitted an unusual piece to a group exhibition in New York City. It was a plain old porcelain urinal, but he titled it “Fountain,” and insisted it was a genuine work of art. In that spirit, I am putting my seal of approval on the messy melodrama you are in the process of managing.

Henceforth, this melodrama shall also be known as a work of art, and its title will be “Purification.” (Or would you prefer “Expurgation” or * other sizes & rates available “Redemption”?) If you finish the job with the panache you have at your disposal, it will forevermore qualify as a soul-jiggling masterpiece.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Some people

express pride in gross ways. When you hear their overbearing brags, you know it’s a sign that they are not really confident in themselves.

They overdo the vanity because they’re trying to compensate for their feelings of inadequacy.

In the coming weeks, I expect you to express a more lovable kind of self-glorification. It won’t be inflated or arrogant, but will instead be measured and reasonable. If you swagger a bit, you will do it with humor and style, not narcissism and superiority. Thank you in advance for your service to humanity. The world needs more of this benign kind of egotism.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The Adamites

were devotees of an ancient Christian sect that practiced sacred nudism. One of their central premises: How could anyone possibly know God while wearing clothes? I am not necessarily recommending that you make their practice a permanent part of your spiritual repertoire, but I think you might find value in it during the coming weeks. Your erotic and transcendent yearnings will be rising to a crescendo at the same time. You will have the chance to explore states where horniness and holiness overlap. Lusty prayers? Reverent sex? Ecstatic illumination?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) One of your key

themes in the coming weeks is “grace.” I suggest that you cultivate it, seek it out, expect it, and treasure it. To prepare for this fun work, study all of the meanings of “grace” below. At least two of them, and possibly all, should and can be an active part of your life. 1. Elegance or beauty of form, movement, or proportion; seemingly effortless charm or fluidity. 2. Favor or goodwill; a disposition to be generous or helpful. 3. Mercy, forgiveness, charity. 4. A temporary exemption or immunity; a reprieve. 5. A sense of fitness or propriety. 6. A prayer of blessing or thanks said before a meal. 7. An unmerited divine gift offered out of love.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Be good, but not

necessarily well-behaved. Be extra-exuberant and free, but not irresponsible. Be lavish and ardent and even rowdy, but not decadent. Why? What’s the occasion? Well, you have moreor-less finished paying off one of your karmic debts. You have conquered or at least outwitted a twist from your past that had been sapping your mojo. As a reward for doing your duty with such diligence, you have earned a respite from some of the more boring aspects of reality. And so now you have a mandate to gather up the intelligent pleasure you missed when you were acting like a beast of burden.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.” That’s the mantra that Frank O’Hara intoned in his poem “Meditations in an Emergency,” and now I’m inviting you to adopt a modified version of it. Here’s how I would change it for your use in the coming months: “I am the least difficult of passion artists. All I want is to give and receive boundless, healthy, interesting love.” To be frank, I don’t think O’Hara’s simple and innocent declaration will work for you. You really do need to add my recommended nuances in order to ripen your soul’s code and be aligned with cosmic rhythms.

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