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For its 40th anniversary season, Syracuse Opera has scheduled Die Fledermaus, A Little Night Music and The Barber of Seville. Season subscriptions go on sale at 10 a.m. Monday, March 3. Call the Syracuse Opera box office at 476-7372 to purchase. Die Fledermaus, composed by Johann Strauss Jr., will be performed at 8 p.m. Friday, Oct. 24, and at 2 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 26, in the Crouse Hinds Theater at the Mulroy Civic Center. Stephen Sondheim’s A Little Night Music will be 8 p.m. Friday, Feb. 6, 2015; 2 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 8, 2015; 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2015; 8 p.m. Friday, Feb. 13, 2015; and 2 p.m. Sunday, Feb. 15, 2015. All performances will be in the Civic Center’s Carrier Theater. It features the ballad “Send in the Clowns”. Gioachino Rossini’s The Barber of Seville will be performed at 8 p.m. Friday, April 17, 2015, and at 2 p.m. Sunday, April 19, 2015, in the Crouse Hinds Theater. The opera is considered a comic masterpiece. “This is a very exciting season for us as we celebrate 40 years of producing professional opera in Central New York,” said Douglas Kinney Frost, who is Syracuse Opera’s producing and artistic director. “We are very proud of this achievement and look forward to all the special things we have planned for all those that join us in celebration at our main stage performances.”

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oon, there may be some new faces to greet you if you stop for a cup of coffee or a sandwich on your way to catch a flight out of Syracuse Hancock International Airport. On April 1, Creative Food Group (CFG) will take over operation of the concessions at the airport. When it does, 45 unionized workers employed through the previous concessionaire, Delaware North Group, will have no assurance of keeping their jobs. The best they can hope for is an interview with the new company. Christina Callahan, executive director for aviation at the Syracuse Regional Airport Authority, which runs the airport, said CFG signed “an interview agreement” with the authority, guaranteeing the interviews. She declined to provide a copy, and the Syracuse New Times has submitted a Freedom of Information Act request for the document. Ann Marie Taliercio, president of Unite Here Local 150, represents the food service workers employed by Delaware North. She argued before the authority board that it could do more to protect her members’ jobs. In an open letter dated Feb. 11, Taliercio wrote, “I made an effort to make sure that the authority understood that they have options to protect these jobs, and to introduce a policy at least allowing the existing workforce to become probationary employees under CFG’s employ.” “That’s a slippery slope,” said Callahan. “We have a lot of tenants here. We can’t

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Union Blues Authority did not probe airport concessionaire’s treatment of workers By Ed Griffin-Nolan tell people who to hire. If we start putting in requirements as to who they have to hire, that starts a process that we don’t want. We want CFG to make sure that every employee has an opportunity to interview for a position. We cannot guarantee every employee their job.” Taliercio disagrees, saying that “the contract is all about telling the company how to run their business. It tells them what they have to do, the products they will serve, the hours they will be open.” CFG is based in New York City. Founded in 2007, it operates concessions at airports, malls, and bus and train stations, including the Port Authority Bus Terminal in Manhattan. When CFG took over the concessions at Baltimore Washington International Airport last year, the National Labor Relations Board charged the company with unfairly intimidating workers who were seeking to unionize the workplace. The complaint, later settled by the company, charged CFG with illegal actions including threatening to fire workers for joining the union campaign. Asked about the anti-union charges, Callahan replied, “People have said a lot

When jobs fly away: Union rep Ann Marie Taliercio (right) hopes to protect her members’ employment at Hancock Airport. of things in the past few months. It is hard to know.” Later, she acknowledged that she had not initiated any investigation of the claims. “That is beyond the scope of our relationship with Creative Food. They are here to provide services to the traveling public. We realize that everyone has an obligation to obey labor laws, but we are not the employer,” she said. “How can you give away a 15-year contract and not do your due diligence?” asked Taliercio, who stands to lose 45 union members when the Delaware North contract expires next month. “These are public funds being spent. Is this responsible economic development?” Callahan said CFG has told her that they would not fight any workers attempting to unionize, but the company did not put that commitment in writing, nor was it asked to do so. Syracuse Mayor Stephanie Miner, through her press aide, Alexander Marion, indicated that she had not looked into the charges against CFG. The airport authority, Marion noted, is run by an independent board, though seven of its 11 members are appointed by the mayor. Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney, who appoints one member to the authority board, referred a request for comment to Callahan. o

Hip-Hop Hooray World of Music has been serving up grooves to the community for 16 years By Xhevrije West

alking into World of Music is like walking into a hip-hop safe haven. Candles are lit all around the store, giving off a sweet smelling scent. This is completely contradictory to the loud rap music blasting through the speakers, but somehow it creates a welcoming atmosphere. A customer leans on the glass cases that are filled with rare oils, sprays, jewelry and collectible items trying to barter for a set of speakers. T-shirts, posters, magazines, books, albums and videos adorn the store. Kevin Owens, known as “K-Luv” to the community, is the original owner of the store and has been in business for 16 years. His name comes from “God saving me. I am 17 years’ clean from drug and alcohol abuse.” He knows every customer’s name; many of them are regulars. He greets them as if they are members of his own family. There is a clear sense of loyalty here. “There is something in our store for everyone,” Owens says, proudly looking around the store. “Every hip-hop enthusiast. Lover of good literature. Or just a positive environment with good entertainment. We pride ourselves on that.” Owens moved World of Music to 4712 S. Salina St. in early November. The inside has been renovated and redecorated to create a more welcoming shopping environment for customers. Owens said he figures if there is something for everyone, then the customers will always return. In the coming years, he expects the store to be the same family- and community-oriented place it has always been. “You can’t keep what you have unless you give some of it up,” Owens says. “That’s what I did. I made a lot of sacrifices and put my whole heart into this business. I let people into my personal world, which rarely happens.” o

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t’s a weird feeling to watch a grown man shrieking and hollering and swearing in front of millions of people, especially when you realize it’s all about a game. And it’s an even weirder feeling to be surrounded by thousands of adults enjoying the old man’s tantrum. Everywhere you went last weekend, loyal Syracuse University folks who, like me, bleed Orange from autumn ’til spring, were cheering on Coach Jim Boeheim for backing up his team by screaming at the official who called a charge on C.J. Fair during the final seconds of the Feb. 22 basketball game against Duke. No honest person can say he or she didn’t enjoy the coach’s outburst at some level. But an honest person also

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version. Then Boeheim went berserk, the ref handed him a pair of technical fouls, and he left the Cameron Indoor Stadium with a police escort as Duke drained three foul shots and put the game out of reach. Boeheim deflected attention from the impact of his actions at his post-game news conference. He said he had no regrets and wouldn’t have any next week. In sports you get to do that. The questions No honest person can say he or she didn’t enjoy are softball, and there is little chance to the coach’s outburst at some level. follow up. No one got to ask the coach, for example, how he would have reacted if one of his student athletes had charged This time out, our offense, especially has to acknowledge two other truths: the ref and caused a pair of Ts to seal the the backcourt, was anemic. Yet with 1) The meltdown and resulting techdefeat. C.J. Fair had every reason to let seconds left, we had a chance to tie— nical fouls deprived a team known for Tony Greene, the official, have a piece of but for a referee calling C.J. Fair for the heart-stopping heroics from staging charge, the game would have been tied his mind. Fair and his teammates kept a comeback in the last 10 seconds. 2) their cool, knowing they had to set up with 10 seconds left. This isn’t the first time that Boeheim’s to play for the win by trying to steal the Outside the boundaries of Onondaga temper has done damage, damage inbound pass, or foul, and hope lightning County, half the college basketball world more serious than losing a basketball would strike once again. thinks it was a good call, the other half game. They didn’t get that chance. If you look thinks C.J. Fair was robbed of a bucket. Like Let’s review. at the tape of the head coach’s outburst, you, I’m going with the “C.J. was robbed” you will note his assistant, Mike Hopkins, quietly trying to talk him back over the edge while C.J. himself calmly readies himself to continue play. But it’s somehow seen as endearing when an old guy loses his temper, especially in defense of his team. Except sometimes that temper has real-world consequences, outside the arena. So many people said after the game that they had never seen this side of Boeheim before. Syracuse men’s basketball is in the midst of one of its greatest seasons ever. The team goes to Durham and takes on Duke in a rematch of our Feb. 1 buzzer beater victory over the Blue Devils. That contest in the Carrier Dome is the greatest regular-season college basketball game of the century. Full stop.

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Yes, we have. Have we forgotten already? The last time the coach lost it on the national stage and started calling people names was when he was defending Bernie Fine. It is a scandal that has never been resolved, one for which SU has yet to provide answers to a number of questions. On Nov. 17, 2011, when Boeheim was first asked about allegations that Fine had molested two ball boys years earlier, the Hall of Fame coach called the ball boys liars and accused them of making up charges for the sake of money. At the time, many people expressed sympathy for a man defending his friend. That sympathy was seriously misplaced. Boeheim’s anger, as he later acknowledged, had the devastating effect of intimidating survivors of sexual abuse. That is way worse than losing your No. 1 ranking, and there is no post-season tournament in which to win redemption. After the Duke game, Boeheim said that he had no regrets, and he wouldn’t have any next week either. But in 2011, the very next week he expressed regret for his failure to control his impulses. When the evidence against Fine began to mount, and SU dismissed his longtime friend, Boeheim was forced to walk back from his statements and apologize. “I shouldn’t have questioned what the accusers expressed or their motives. I am really sorry that I did that, and I regret any harm I caused,” he told staff at Vera House, which works to fight domestic and sexual violence, during a visit. “I am trying to learn from my mistake.” When SU, which has never explained why it didn’t suspend Fine when charges against him first came to light, finally fired Fine, Boeheim endorsed the move. “I believe the university took the appropriate step. What is most important is that this matter be fully investigated and that anyone with information be supported. I deeply regret any statements I made that might have inhibited that from occurring or been insensitive to victims of abuse,” Boeheim said. But the damage had already been done. Watching a guy pitch a fit, even when he’s doing it to back up someone else, really isn’t all that endearing after all. o

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ere’s something to root for in the dark of winter: New York has the upper hoof in the war against Marauding Feral Death Pigs. In a sty-opening lecture last week at the New York State Fairgrounds’ Farm Show, a federal expert on feral pigs painted a relatively rosy picture. Most likely the Empire State has just several hundred or so wild pigs scattered among four breeding colonies vs. an estimated 5 million of the invasive beasts nationwide. “We’ve got a chance,” said Justin Gansowski of the U.S. Department of Agriculture. “We’re actually in really good shape now.” Of course, that’s exactly what the feral pigs want us to believe. Wild hogs—or

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Holding the Swine New York is a model state for feral pig control By Jeff Kramer Eurasian boars, as the strain here is called—are crazy smart. The batteries in their cell phones last five times longer than ours do, and they eat a well-balanced diet of, well, everything. If I were president of the feral pigs, holed up in some wallow in Texas or Oklahoma, the idea of a human plant in the federal government downplaying the alien swine presence in New York would be music to my too-small ears. Even better if the spy’s name happened to be ... Gansowski. For now, though, I’m willing to trust that this soft-spoken public servant truly is on our side. He certainly talked a good game, describing the pigs as destructive to watersheds, livestock and crops; capable of killing fawns and pets; able to root through even frozen ground; carriers of disease and parasites; hazardous to motorists; extremely difficult to catch and eradicate; and even adaptable to urban settings, particularly Houston, Texas, where the lure of good barbecue and easy oil money has proven irresistible. Those 30 or so people who attended the lecture (where were you, mainstream media?) also learned that these super pigs don’t even respect our Super Bowl. On Super Bowl Sunday, a squirrel hunter in Louisiana was attacked and seriously injured by a feral pig. Closer to home, Gansowski showed a photo of erosion damage in Skaneateles caused by wild pigs. “If we do nothing, within very little time feral pigs could cover every inch of the state,” he said, prompting me to almost lose control of my bowels. Just so we’re clear, that reference to Skaneateles is not a misprint. One of the state’s breeding colonies is on the Onondaga/Cayuga county border. Thus Skaneateles, the crown jewel of the Finger Lakes, whose once-pristine waters are now choked by milfoil and crimson with the blood of swimmers sliced to ribbons by Zebra mussels, must now confront the grim possibility of a lake fouled by wild swine feces. Not to mention whole herds of ravenous pigs cutting in line at Doug’s Fish Fry, stealing inventory from the fur lady to build their disgusting nests and engaging in violent hooliganism at the most inappropriate times. “Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 2014 Skaneateles Chamber Music Festival. Before we bask in this joyful performance of Strauss’ ‘Andante in C Major for Horn and Piano,’ I’d like to take this opportun ... whoa ... hey, what the fu ... PIGS!!! THE FERAL PIGS ARE BACK!!”

What can we do to stop these monsters? It’s never a bad idea to deploy helicopters in any civic emergency, and that’s certainly true in this case. They’re being used to help wildlife agents spot the boars from the air. Also, starting September 2015, it will be illegal to possess or transport Eurasian boars in New York. That should reduce organized hunting releases that result in pigs escaping into the wild. Ironically, year-round legalized boar hunting in states such as Tennessee has caused their populations to skyrocket. That’s the kind of “prey” we’re dealing with. Even so, this is one of those times when we are incredibly lucky to have a thriving, highly educated firearms community in upstate New York comprised of people who rarely shoot themselves or others by accident. Gansowski gave the green light for farmers and landowners to shoot individual boars, which can weigh up to 400 pounds, but he pleaded for restraint in shooting at larger groups because the surviving pigs will disperse into smaller groups and will then be even harder to capture. The last thing we need is to give these cunning, sex-crazed porkers a second chance to pork each other. Eurasian sows typically produce six piglets per litter, all of which usually survive because feral pigs have no natural enemies— and not many unnatural ones, either. Because they are active mostly at night, the pigs are rarely seen by humans. In the unlikely event that you encounter a sounder of feral swine, Gansowski asks that you call (866) 487-3297 and let the government handle it. Trust me on this: The government knows exactly what it’s doing. Holy shoat! We’re all going to die. Sorry about that. I panicked. But I’m fine now. We’ll all be fine as long as we stay vigilant. Look for rub marks on trees and nuzzle marks in the ground. Learn to recognize pig tracks and pig scat. Stay informed and stay positive. New York may be a failure on multiple levels, but so far we’re kicking feral pork butt. This is no time to get sloppy. o

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Curses, Foiled Again Police investigating break-ins at dozens of businesses in Montgomery County, Md., identified Andre Antonio Henry, 30, as their suspect in what authorities termed a one-person “crime wave” after finding his name on court documents that he apparently dropped at the scene of one of the burglaries. “Obviously, that’s a clue,” prosecutor Stephen Chaikin said after a judge sentenced Henry to 18 years in prison. (The Washington Post) While Joshua Burgess, Chaz West and Marquise Williams were awaiting the start of their trial for home invasion and armed robbery in Pensacola, Fla., Court Security Deputy Joseph Kastor found a note in the courtroom, apparently dropped by one of the suspects. The note advised another suspect about what to say to get their stories straight when they appeared before the judge. When confronted with the note, the suspects changed their pleas to guilty. (South Florida Sun Sentinel)

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Earl Morgan III, 29, tried to kill himself by drilling into his head with a power drill, according to police in Anderson, Ind. Police official Joel Sandefur said that Morgan was in serious condition at an Indianapolis hospital. (Associated Press) After Steven Lowe, 41, resigned from the Wisconsin Rapids, Wis., police department because of allegations that he impersonated a teenage girl online to entice young boys to send him nude pictures, authorities said he committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest “multiple times” with a nail gun. (Associated Press)

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Small-town police departments across the country are taking advantage of the Defense Department’s 1033 Program to snap up used equipment being given away by a downsizing military, regardless of whether the items are needed or will ever be used, according to an Associated Press investigation. The program, intended to help local law enforcement fight terrorism and drug trafficking, operates with little oversight and results in a disproportionate share of property going to rural areas with few officers and little crime. In the farming community of Morven Ga., population 700, for example, Police Chief Lynwood Yates acquired three boats, scuba gear, rescue rafts and a couple of dozen life preservers, even though the deepest body of water is an ankle-deep creek. Yates also received a shipment of bayonets, which remain in storage. “That was one of those things in the old days you got it because you thought it was cool,” he said of the bayonets. “Then, after you get it, you’re like, ‘What the hell am I going to do with this?’” (Associated Press)

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I work at the deli counter at a natural-foods store, and recently one of my customers chided me for suggesting she warm her food by microwaving it. She said microwaving changes the molecular structure of food and makes it dangerous. Being skeptical, I researched this online, mainly by searching through your old answers. Your May 2005 column said the jury was still out on this question. Any new information? —Bet P., Charleston, S.C.

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The jury was still out, although if my eyes don’t deceive me, they just filed back into the courtroom. More on that in a moment, but first a word. Next time you get some fragile eggshell mind telling you that “microwaving changes the molecular structure of food” (these exact words are always used), look them in the eye and reply as follows: “You’re 100 percent correct: It’s been scientifically proven that microwaving changes the molecular structure of food. THIS IS CALLED COOKING, YOU NITWIT.” Sorry, needed to vent. Back to the jury. Their verdict comes in the form of an article published last year titled: “Microwave Effects in Organic Synthesis: Myth or Reality?” The answer, not to kill the suspense, is: myth.

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cause chemical reactions. Cooking, whether done conventionally or with microwaves, unbends or “denatures” proteins, changing their shape much as one might unbend a paper clip, so in that sense it changes molecular structure. But it doesn’t turn the molecules into something else. That said, laboratory microwave ovens do things that are difficult or impossible to replicate with conventional heating. A reaction that might take five hours to complete if the starting mixture were simply boiled can be accomplished in one second using a microwave to superheat the stuff in a sealed vessel. The fact remains: These are still thermal effects. Claims of nonthermal microwave effects continue to show up in the scientific journals, but in the opinion of Oliver, Bart and Doris, these are mostly due to (a) chemists not really getting how microwaves work and (b) experimental error. A common problem is inaccurate temperature monitoring. For instance, a scientific team led by one Gregory Dudley reported it had heated a chemical mixture to 100 degrees Celsius using both conventional and microwave heating. However, after 30 minutes, the reaction in the conventionally heated mixture was only 25 percent complete, whereas in the microwaved mixture it was 90 percent. Since the temperature of the two mixtures was the same, Dudley and friends contended, this was evidence of a nonthermal microwave effect. Kuhscheisse, riposted our three skeptics. Team Dudley had used sensors that measured the surface temperature, not the internal temperature of the mix. The Austrians reran the experiment using an internal probe and found the reactions in the microwaved and conventionally heated mixtures occurred at exactly the same rate. One article won’t end the argument. But I’m inclined to agree with Oliver, Bart and Doris: Mysterious microwave effects (and presumably their attendant dangers) are a myth. o

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energy warms up pretty much any molecule it plows into, microwaves only affect molecules having polarity—that is, positive and negative ends, which rotate rapidly back and forth as the microwaves go by. A common type of polar molecule is water, which, happily for us, is distributed fairly evenly throughout many foods. So while ordinary heat gets absorbed by the outer layer of a food and only slowly penetrates to the interior, microwave energy passes through most of the food as though it were transparent and heats up mainly the water, and to a degree the polar fats and sugars, which in turn heat up everything else. The food thus cooks uniformly (more or less) and in much less time. But let’s be clear: Heating is heating. The mainstream view is that microwaves basically do what conventional heating does, only faster. A few scientists, however, think there may be what are known as nonthermal microwave effects of possibly ominous significance. Since precision microwave ovens have become widely available in labs, an opportunity to settle this longstanding controversy is now at hand—or so it seemed in 2005. Which brings us to the aforementioned article, published last year in the journal Angewandte Chemie (Applied Chemistry) by three Austrian chemists: C. Oliver Kappe, Bartholomäus Pieber and Doris Dallinger. Having reviewed the literature and done some experiments, they report: Everyone agrees microwaves are far too low-energy to break molecular bonds and

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rom time to time, artists reassess their work, as they first find success with one project and then feel the urge to move in a different direction. This could be a change in subject, a modifying of technique or even a shift in media. During the past year Syracuse artists Wendy Harris and Willson Cummer have both gone through a transitional process. Harris has turned to a subject that fascinates her: clouds. A cloudy sky doesn’t disappoint her; she’s enthralled by what she calls “the extreme, ephemeral nature of clouds.” By viewing clouds in local skies on an ongoing basis, she’s developed a connoisseur’s perspective. “This past summer, the clouds were magnificent,” she noted. Translating that perspective into artistic expression is another matter. As she pondered clouds, Harris also evaluated artistic strategies. In the end, she adopted a different approach: more acrylics and oils, a slightly more abstract style, and smaller canvasses. She once worked large; now many of her pieces are small. In addition, she has largely abandoned the en plein air style of painting, which simply means painting outdoors. In her current work, she observes clouds, takes photos and ultimately heads to her studio for painting. “Plein air doesn’t work for clouds,” Harris said. “There’s

Shifting Perspectives Local artists Wendy Harris and Willson Cummer re-evaluate their strategies By Carl Mellor a maximum of perhaps two hours for observing a particular sky. After that, things change. “ With a new project under way, Harris also devoted much energy to lining up exhibitions of her artworks. During 2013, she took part in 10 exhibits, including a group display at the Edgewood Gallery, a solo showcase at the Sparky Town restaurant, and a one-woman show at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville, Vt. At the Bryan, her pieces didn’t depict Syracuse skies; they portrayed Vermont scenes. On one hand, Harris would like to paint clouds in other parts of New England or other regions of the United States. On the other, spending time out of town could be expensive. Thus, she’s investigating artist-in-residence programs. While Harris is pleased with the transitions of the past year, there’s one

exception: the sales of her artworks during the last four months of 2013. “Once the government shutdown happened, it was like shutting off a faucet,” Harris said. “People were nervous about the economy, and they cut way back on discretionary spending like buying artworks.” Cummer, meanwhile, has focused on photographing public spaces, on interpreting places and scenes that people see on a day-to-day basis. He’s taken images of areas right below highways running through downtown Syracuse and documented Central New York parklands, particularly humanity’s attempts to restrict nature. In autumn, he completed Dawn Light, a project initiated when he was recovering from depression. During early-morning walks in the Fayetteville area, he paid close attention to light. The Light Work Gallery is currently showing a

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selection of images from Dawn Light, and they document not only Cummer’s ability to showcase light but also the details he picks up in the photos. One piece, for example, shows sunlight seemingly caressing the side of a building. In another, lush grass contrasts with what looks like a decrepit garage. In the best of the images, a cemetery sits across the street from an area enveloped by sunlight. Even as the Light Work exhibition finishes its run on March 6, Cummer is already heavily involved in a new project. He’s photographing the State Tower Building, a downtown Syracuse landmark. This isn’t a straight-up documentary project. Rather, he’s using the building as a jumping-off point. For example, he might take a photo displaying a panoramic view of downtown, with the State Tower Building somewhere in the mix. Or he could photograph Clinton Square and catch just a glimpse of the building in the background. It’s a wide-open project built on the assumption that every image has to include the State Tower Building in some fashion. “I’ve found this work to be very interesting,” Cummer said. “It’s liberating to start with an idea and not be sure where I’m going with it.” o

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Winging It Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds bring their big, soulful sound to the Lost Horizon

Advice from the Artist “It sounds cliché, but keep going. Don’t get discouraged. If I had stopped when shit was hard, I wouldn’t be where I am now. It’s always going to be difficult. You think you go along and progress and get somewhere, and it gets better, but there’s a whole new set of challenges every step you take. I assumed that at a certain point it would get easy, but that’s not how it is. It’s always more and more difficult, but also more rewarding. Put your head down and work hard and keep going. I sound like an after-school special or something.”

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ister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds have got a vicious energy built up over years of doing things the old-fashioned way: playing their asses off in tight shows as they deliver an authentic big-band sound that’s so hard to find in modern music. Led by the effervescent Arleigh Kincheloe, aka Sister Sparrow, the eight-piece powerhouse will bring their punchy music to the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road, on Saturday, March 1, 9 p.m. Kincheloe is joined in the band by two family members: her brother, harmonica player Jackson Kincheloe, and her cousin, drummer Bram Kincheloe. Also in the filthy flock: guitarist Sasha Brown, bassist Josh Myers, trumpeter Phil Rodriguez, Ryan Snow on trombone, and baritone sax player Brian Graham. “We {Arleigh and Jackson} didn’t really have a band before this,” says Arleigh Kincheloe. “But our parents had bands. That’s how we got interested. I’ve been singing with my parents’ bands since I was 9. That’s how I got started singing in the first place. Jackson took a little longer.” Arleigh Kincheloe always had her heart set on singing, yet it took Jackson longer to discover his instrument of choice. “I forget why he decided to play harmonica, but one day he picked it up and decided he was gonna be really good at it,” she says. “He took lessons and progressed really fast. He worked his tail off to get where he is musically.” The two began collecting the pieces of the band, as they moved from their home in the Catskills to New York City and started pounding the pavement for gigs in 2008. In 2009, they secured a residency at the Rockwood Music Hall every Saturday night that led to their self-titled debut on Modern Vintage Recordings in November 2010. They picked up more steam with festivals like Bonnaroo, Gathering of the Vibes and moe.down. In 2012, they spent two nights opening for Gov’t Mule and released their second album, Pound of Dirt. Since then, they’ve clocked in 150-plus shows annually. Arleigh calls the band a “well-oiled machine” that can travel and work together effectively enough to make eight people on the road reasonable. “We’ve got it down to a science,” she says, “or maybe not a science, but a plan. At first we thought, ‘How are we going to do this with all these moving parts?’ But now the guitar player is the business guy and he does that side. Someone takes the helm with touring and plan-

ning. The bottom line is we have a good team of people working together to make it go smoothly. If we were a bunch of prima donnas, it wouldn’t work in the same way. Honestly, if we had one {prima donna} it would be hard. Everyone’s willing to work hard and work together. That took a while to get. We’ve been figuring it out as we go, but we feel like vets after a few years.” The band works together on songwriting as well, as Arleigh Kincheloe takes the lead and lets the rest of the musicians fill in their respective pieces. “It happens very collectively,” she says, usually in a free jam that morphs the song, proving that a few heads are better than one. Their Fight EP, released in October 2013, also represents a groundbreaking milestone for the band. The four-song CD was recorded in Los Angeles with Randy Jackson, the well-known bassist, producer and former American Idol judge. “It was really fun,” Arleigh says. “Having a huge name producer in the room was like, well. . . but he was superchill and made us feel really at ease. I thought I’d be intimidated, but it was the opposite. We’re still in touch and he’s a friend of the Birds now.” The band recently brought the classic Led Zeppelin IV album back to life in a re-creation concert at Brooklyn Bowl in New York City. Now they’re ready to hit full stride on a spring tour that will have dates stretching from Manhattan to Louisiana to Nebraska. The leading ladybird looks forward to sharing her vibrancy on stage with her signature struts and smoky vocals. “I think the kind of performer I am now is who I’m meant to be in my true state,” she says. “I was really timid at first. It took a while. The first year, you wouldn’t really recognize me specifically. The band has evolved a lot, too. Doing it so often, you gain confidence and let go of a lot of insecurities. You can’t have any insecurities on stage. It’s more fun for you and the audience if you just let go of everything else and just do it.” o

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eorgia-born Zach Deputy calls his music “island-infused drum’n’bass gospel ninja soul,” which, amazingly, makes sense when listening to his live-looping shows. The multi-instrumentalist, soul singer and songwriter mixes styles and uses his vocal acrobatics to create a unique experience. When Deputy visits the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St., on Thursday, Feb. 27, as one of his 200 annual dates, he looks forward to revisiting a venue he played at the beginning of his career. “My first show in Syracuse, I remember only like 30 people were there,” he recalls with a laugh during a phone interview with the Syracuse New Times. Deputy will surely lure a bigger crowd on Thursday, however, especially following his appearances at music fests including Mountain Jam, Gathering of the Vibes and the All Good Music Festival, as well as working with Grammy-winning producer Scott Jacoby.

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When you’re solo, you have that freedom, that instinctive-ness. If you want to make a complete left turn at any moment, you can just do it. But I do love movements and you can’t really play movements with a loop machine. A band can come in and do some things I can’t.

Who’s inspiring you musically right now?

I began with vocals. I was a singer before anything. I picked up guitar to back up my vocals when I was 14.

Yeah, but I kinda felt like I was made for it anyway. When I was 15 I started recording. I was making drum beats, bass lines, all the parts for songs. That’s what I was doing for fun, way before looping. So when looping came around, it came naturally. I was already doing it and naturally got better and better at it. I never ever practiced it, but I played a lot of shows. Live shows were practice and, still to this day, it is my practice. That’s why I always take chances live. I never know when I’m gonna invent something new. It’s a time to explore or find something.

That’s crazy.

Crazy to someone else, but normal to me. When I was playing with all these bands, I wasn’t doing my own stuff. I had songs, but they weren’t applicable to the format. So I just invented and started making up stuff. I’m always teetering on the edge of knowing what I’m doing or not.

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What was your first instrument?

You started looping when a bass player couldn’t make it to a show, right?

gate slow, even if it’s a masterpiece, people don’t have the attention span. They want instant subs and bass. People don’t realize how much of a part they play in the writing music culture. As an artist, we have what we feel and do, but energy coming from society and people definitely plays into what you create. Even if you’re not trying to make the audience happy, it influences what you’re vibing off as a musician.

Zach Deputy: “I always take chances during live shows. I never know when I’m gonna invent something new.”

Do you write yourself a set list for shows?

I rarely write a set list. Sometimes I’ll write one if I feel like I’m getting away from myself. So it’s kind of a punishment if I’ve been going too far out and need to grab the reins. If the night before I felt I was going to Noodle City and couldn’t figure out my way back, I’ll write a set list.

Another Day (2011) is a departure from your other albums: It’s very soulful, not dance-looping music. How did that happen?

I always wanted to make songs like that. I had so many and showed my producer some of those songs and he was like, “We’re making that album.” At first we were gonna make a dance album, but decided to do what we felt like doing rather than what the audience wanted. As a songwriter, you want to get all your songs out there.

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How do you fit those songs into your looping set?

Sometimes I try to just stick it on or build up enough tension in the set that people internally want a release, so it opens up a moment that wouldn’t have gone over well earlier in the set. I create that moment where I can get in a place where they’ll accept it. That’s what works. If it’s a sit-down-and-listen show, you can get away with it. But unfortunately, everybody wants everything and they want it right now. If you come out the

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What advice do you have for aspiring musicians?

Get another job! Or expect to work really hard and not get paid for it for a very long time. Unless you have money, which I do not, be prepared to be dedicated to it. You have to love it. If you don’t love it, 30 years will go by and you’ll be like, “What did I do?” If you love it, you’re on the right path. Do it because you love it, not because other people are going to. o

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Hang Time for Hoopsters Baby Boomers Basketballers are ballin’ on a different turf By Walt Shepperd

hen the Baby Boomers (over 40) Basketball League opened for its 16th season in November, a cloud of concern hung over a new location for the Sunday-afternoon games. Unable to broker an agreement between players and the administration at the Southwest Community Center over rental fees, the league was forced to relocate out of the neighborhood— way out of the neighborhood, to the

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favorites to repeat this year’s match for the top spot, scheduled for McChesney, 2300 Grant Blvd., Sunday, March 9, at 3 p.m. The semifinals the week before will pit Showtime against Ballard Florist at 2 p.m. and Flav’s Unit against Tighten Up at 3 p.m. As always, the games are free and open to the public, with plenty of players’ friends and family anticipated for the 200-seat bleachers. In another similarity with last year, Syracuse University and NBA veteran Howard Triche has undergone surgery and is questionable for Showtime’s run to the finals. As for next year, Mitchell expects the league will be back home at the Southwest Community Center. Team captains will meet to discuss and vote on the issue, but Mitchell is confident. “Players spent a lot on gas this year,” he wryly observed. o

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The McChesney kitchen had been taken over to establish a taste of Southwest by Marisha Heard, wife of league coordinator Ed Mitchell, who provided the major difference between the league’s old and new digs. At Southwest, Mitchell—a league co-founder and mainstay at the electronic scoreboard, who coached Brick City to a tournament championship back in the day—ran a constant loud and unnerving color commentary on shortcomings of individual players and the visual limitations of referees. “I had to give it up,” Mitchell says, reflecting on the stature required of his new role as league administrator. Early play on the new floor harkened to images of the league’s traditional pace and intensity. Two 3-pointers by Julius “Pops” Anderson to open tournament action for Showtime, building an early lead in an 81-43 drubbing of International, recalled his announcement last year that he would retire at the end of the season. Having broken his wrist in last year’s tourney final loss to Flav’s Unit, he is back declaring he will go out a champion, even if it takes next year, too. Last year’s finalists appear heavy

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rian Langdon, of Syracuse, is the first to admit bowling isn’t what it used to be. He has seen the number of league bowlers slowly drop year after year, and the neighborhood bowling centers Langdon grew up in—like the Ukrainian Club, on Wilbur Avenue— no longer exist. “Things have changed,” says Langdon, 58, who lives in the Tipperary Hill area. But Langdon refuses to give up on the sport without a fight. For the past 30 years, Langdon has served as secretary and treasurer of the Sackett Tract League, believed to be the oldest sanctioned bowling league in the city. The league is celebrating its 60th season this year, thanks to the efforts of Langdon. “Brian is the main reason the league is still going,” league member Jeff Gancarz says. The league holds fond memories for both Langdon and Gancarz, who lived a few streets apart on Syracuse’s West Side and went to grade school together at Sacred Heart. As youngsters, Langdon and Gancarz tagged along with their dads when they bowled in the Sackett Tract League at the Ukrainian Club.

Lane Changes Sackett Tract League has brought bowlers together for generations By M.F. Piraino “It was a family event for us,” Langdon recalls. “My dad bowled in the league. I have seven brothers, and they have all bowled in the league. It’s a tradition, and I have to keep it going. I don’t want it to stop. My son, Brian Jr., bowls in it now.” The league started as a rotating travel league at the four-lane Polish Home, on Park Avenue, and the eight-lane Polish Legion of American Veterans, on West Genesee Street. The league found a permanent home in the early 1960s at the 16-lane Ukrainian Club. The league’s name derives from a city tract that stretches from the West Side to the North Side. Twelve Syracuse Bowling Association hall-of-famers have bowled in the league, including Stan Deptula, current member Dom Cefalo and longtime secretary John Smorol Sr., who turned 91 in December. Smorol got the league rolling in 1954 with three other bowlers, includ-

ing hall-of-famer Joe Lewandowski. There have been only two secretaries in league history, Smorol and Langdon. Gancarz, of Camillus, says the league peaked at 32 teams during its heyday in the 1980s. Teams were divided into two divisions that bowled in shifts at 6:45 and 9 p.m. The Ukrainian Club, a split house, was always at capacity, with eight lanes upstairs and eight lanes downstairs. “There was a waiting list to get into the league,” Langdon said. “Many of the league sponsors had businesses along the tract: 7-Up Bottling Company, the Skylight Bar on Park Avenue, Parkview Restaurant.” When the Ukrainian Club closed in 1994, Sackett Tract moved to the Polish American Citizens Club, on Teall Avenue. After the PACC shut its lanes in 2011, the league headed to another old-school bowling center, the Pastimes Athletic Club, on North Salina Street.

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Jim Clancy, the league’s president for the past 20 years, has been bowling in the league for 52 years. He says the league has never been exclusively about winning or bowling a high score. Eight four-person teams made up of men and women bowl in the league. “I bowl in it because of the people,” says Clancy, of Syracuse. “It’s a night out. People bring food every week. We have music playing. Everyone has a good time, even if you bowl badly.” For Langdon, the Sackett Tract is a family legacy. Four sets of fathers and sons are members this season. “It’s a special league,” Langdon says. “The fact that it started out as a family affair for me and now other families are bowling in it makes it special.” o

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Green lighters: Tyler Wiseman, Alex Thompson and Hannah Daly in SU Drama’s Speed-the-Plow.

Hollywood Swinging Power, seduction and bad movies are the ingredients for SU Drama’s Speed-the-Plow By Bill DeLapp in comes his old pal Charlie Fox (Tyler Wiseman) with a tempting package deal: a high-concept “prison buddy” project with a major director attached. “I could have gone across the street” to another studio, Charlie mentions several times, but he proffers nothing but loyalty to good ol’ Bobby, his executive colleague of 11 years. As the pair envisions rolling in greenbacks and their names above the movie’s title, however, audiences will note that scenic designer Alex Petersen’s set also features the third player on the left side of the stage. A backlighted silhouetted figure is seen typing, answering phones

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atires about the Hollywood movie industry have been around about as long as Hollywood itself, and chances are that you already know the drill. The plot will involve Tinseltown types in search of the next big deal that will make box-office mega-millions, until the eternal struggle between art (as in art-house features that nobody wants to see) vs. commerce rears its ugly head. Playwright David Mamet drew from this thematic well in 1988’s Speed-the-Plow, a caustic three-character comedy that is performed by students of the Syracuse University Drama Department through Saturday, March 1. Here’s the pitch, which involves Bobby Gould (played by Alex Thompson) as the newly anointed head of production at a Los Angeles studio. Bobby’s chair is barely warm (his office is in mid-makeover, as paint cans are strewn about) when

abuse concerns Charlie’s remark that Bobby’s office should be decorated “in the color of the broken capillaries in his nose.” Regarding the radiation book, Charlie snidely chirps, “Yeah, it’s a summer picture,” and later declares, “I believe in the yellow pages, Bob, but I don’t want to film it.” Yet actor Tyler Wiseman also captures Charlie’s desperation when Bobby has second thoughts about the package deal. Wiseman delivers the Mamet-styled dialogue blasts with a sweaty bravura, especially Charlie’s pivotal line, “They {upper studio heads} will not understand what you did what you did!” Hannah Daly also has her moments as Karen, the role that led to Madonna’s Broadway acting debut in 1988. Karen’s power move comes late in the play’s action (“It’s about fear,” she tells Bobby about the radiation book, expertly preying upon his apprehensions as well), yet Daly’s performance keeps those plot maneuvers in secret during the earlier moments of her ambiguous turn—at least until the tables-turning scene at Bobby’s apartment. By the way, scenic designer Petersen’s concept of the exec’s pad is all decked out in plushy red, particularly with a high-rise window view of LA’s streets (Bobby seems to be residing atop the Capitol Records building). That scene also opens with spotlights gleaming on Bobby’s floorboards, forming a neatly satiric touch. The Bobby Gould character is on stage for nearly every minute of the action, which gives Alex Thompson a mighty big role to inhabit. The actor opts for surface-level slickness, however, without the type of sleazy energy that would be essential for a wanna-be movie mogul’s rise to the top. Director Rob Bundy must shoulder some responsibility: He succeeds on a purely technical level, ensuring that Mamet’s overlapping cadences hurtle at a fast clip, yet the results are less than engaging, let alone raucously funny, in their emotional context. At least the timing of SU Drama’s revival of the corrosive, anti-Hollywood Speed-the-Plow couldn’t be more apt, especially so close to the annual self-congratulatory ceremony known as the Academy Awards. o

and occasionally primping herself while seated in a desk chair. That character will eventually emerge as Karen (Hannah Daly), a comely secretarial temp perched atop red high heels who struts into Gould’s office and impresses the men with her physical attributes. The guys are taken aback by Karen’s plainspoken manner, however. While in macho guy-speak that brims with insincere bromides, the self-admitted whores cite that today’s movie productions are unworthy, to which Karen responds, “Why is it all garbage?” Charlie also deadpans that Bobby likes his coffee the same way he likes his movies: “Nothing in it.” Boys being boys, Charlie makes a wager that Bobby will be unable to seduce Karen that night. But Bobby has his cagey ways: He instructs Karen to perform a “courtesy read” on a pretentious book about radiation and the end of the world penned by someone Bobby disdains as an “Eastern sissy writer.” Bobby knows a movie adaptation wouldn’t make dime one at the box office, yet by inviting Karen to his posh pad for a book report could lead to his winning the bet. Yet Karen turns out to be anything but a naïve innocent in the Tinseltown whirl. Mamet’s droll vision of show-biz loyalty is punctuated with a ferocious, rata-tat wit, mostly coming from Charlie’s cynical perspective. A gag about drug

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Marti Macinski, co-owner of Standing Stone Vineyards, loves winter in wine country. It’s quiet enough that she and her husband, Tom, can escape to Vermont for some skiing. But it’s not so quiet that there’s nothing to do. Standing Stone recently rejoined the Seneca Lake Wine Trail and took part in its Pasta and Wine and Chocolate and Wine weekends. The winery also is participating in an intimate event series called Winemaker Wednesdays, held the second Wednesday of the month, through May. At the next one, on March 12, visitors will sample several vintages of Standing Stone Cabernet Sauvignon and help the Macinskis decide which wines to serve at their Barrel Tasting Bonanza weekend, on March 22 and 23. Standing Stone is open daily, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and until 6 p.m. on Saturdays. Bring a hat and a pair of boots, and the Macinskis will take you out in the vineyards and to their barrel cellar. “The people who are out in the winter are very interested in wine and very motivated,” Marti Marcinski says. “It’s a relaxed pace, so you really get to talk about the wines. From a staff point of view, it’s very enjoyable.”

Standing Stone Vineyards, 9934 Route 414, Hector. (607) 582-6051, www.standingstonewines.com. Reservations required for Winemaker Wednesdays and the Barrel Tasting Bonanza. Call or email ssvny@standingstonewines.com.

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Muranda Cheese Company

Cayuga Lake Creamery

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The Murray family of Waterloo has raised registered Muranda Holsteins for 20 years. In 2007, the family launched Muranda Cheese Company to put their milk to use in cheeses and to offer a local partner for the wines of the region. After a two-week hiatus in January and February, the tasting room has resumed its regular daily hours, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. The heady aroma of cheese fills the room, and the offerings include something to suit all tastes: raw-milk cheddar, Colby, Gouda and blue cheeses, and some interesting blends you won’t find elsewhere. Be sure to try the Bel Ciello, an Italian-style cheese that’s at home on pizza, on top of spaghetti and in dishes that call for Parmesan. Red Buddy, a cross between a Swiss cheese and cheddar, tastes great on its own and with your favorite bread in a grilled cheese. The Murrays recommend serving both these cheeses with a local red wine, preferably Pinot Noir. The gift shop has local jams, jellies, mustard and honey, granite cheese boards and “Who Cut the Cheese” T-shirts.

Think that people don’t crave ice cream in the middle of the winter? Think again. Cayuga Lake Creamery owner Jeffrey Kostick says this summer hotspot for premium, homemade ice cream has its devotees during the cold weather, as well. Who could resist signature flavors such as Seneca Salt Caramel (made with flake salt from Seneca Lake), Good Life Ginger (made with ginger from the Good Life Farm, in Interlaken), Maple Bacon (made with bacon from local pig farms) and February favorite Raspberry Fudge Cheesecake? During winter, the creamery is open Thursdays to Mondays, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday hours are “by chance,” so call ahead if you’re thinking of stopping out. The Creamery serves light meals and also offers warm treats, like an apple dumpling sundae and a coffee float, with your choice of ice cream, served in a cup of Finger Lakes Coffee Roasters coffee, plus whipped cream and java sprinkles as options. “For every person that says, ‘Oh, I don’t eat ice cream this time of year,’ there are two people who say, ‘I’m glad you’re open year-round,’” Kostick says.

Muranda Cheese Company, 3075 state Route 96 S., Waterloo. 539-1103, murandacheese.com.

Cayuga Lake Creamery, 8421 Route 89, Interlaken. (607) 532-9492, cayugalakecreamery.com.

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Chemung Historical Society Museum

Domaine Leseurre Winery

Americana Vineyards/ Crystal Lake Café

He grew up in France’s Champagne region, where his family has been making wine for generations. She was raised in the Pyrenees and felt the pull of the wine business, as well. Sebastien and Celine Leseurre have worked at wineries in Europe, Australia and New Zealand. They married in the Finger Lakes and settled on the region as their chosen spot to establish vineyards and make European-style wines. They opened Domaine Leseurre Winery, on the east side of Keuka Lake, in the fall. The tasting room is open daily, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., although it’s best to call ahead in winter. The Leseurres offer about 10 wines for sale, including unoaked Chardonnay, dry and semidry Riesling, Gewurztraminer and rose Pinot Noir. Their motto: “When people ask us what is a good wine, we love to say that it is the one you enjoy. . . so we hope that you will enjoy our wines with your friends and family.”

Americana Vineyards is in a series of renovated barn buildings in Interlaken, on the Cayuga Wine Trail. Not to worry; the barns are heated. Winery owner Joseph Gober and his staff while away the winter months and draw locals and visitors alike with “Thirsty Thursday” food and wine specials, Friday-night pizza parties with bands and Sunday-afternoon concerts. The tasting room is open daily, offering a long list of whites, reds, roses and blush wines to sample. “There hasn’t been a day we haven’t had customers, even when the weather forecast is bad,” Gober says. A cozy spot to warm up and enjoy a meal, or perhaps a cup of homemade hot cocoa, is the Crystal Lake Cafe, in a rustic building adjacent to the winery. The cafe is open for lunch and dinner on Thursdays to Saturdays, noon to 8 p.m., and Sunday brunch from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Chef Lindsay Freeman has gained a loyal following for her from-scratch cooking with a focus on locally sourced produce and ingredients. Diners will find things like soups, chili, housemade breads, grilled cheese with local cheeses, lamb burgers and hamburgers (with homemade ketchup on the side), warm spinach salad with bacon and mushrooms, local meats braised in local whiskey and more.

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Domaine Leseurre Winery, 13920 state Route 54, Hammondsport. (607) 292-3920, www.dlwinery. com. Reservations required for groups of six or more.

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Finger Lakes National Forest. More than 16,000 pristine acres on a ridge between Seneca and Cayuga lakes. Bring your hiking boots, snowshoes, cross-country skis. . . and camera. Enter the forest from Route 414, near Hector. Information: tinyurl.com/p6etf3g Pleasant Valley Wine Company, Hammondsport. Soak up the history, exhibits and atmosphere of U.S. Bonded Winery No. 1, established in 1860 in a series of beautiful stone buildings. Information: www.pleasantvalleywine.com Craft spirits. Learn about the farm distillery boom in the region and sample artisan gin, vodka, whiskey and more at Finger Lakes Distilling (Seneca Lake) or Myer Farm Distillery (Cayuga Lake). Information: fingerlakesdistilling.com, myerfarmdistillers.com Sip and taste New York. The Tasting Room, in downtown Watkins Glen, is a satellite storefront for Atwater Vineyards. In addition to Atwater wines, you’ll find wines, beers and ciders from across the region and state and a wide selection of local and regional cheeses. “It’s a really great stop,” Gallagher says. Information: tastingroomny.com

Americana Vineyards and Crystal Lake Cafe, 4367 E. Covert Road, Interlaken. Winery: (607) 387-6801. Café: (607) 387-6804. www.americanavineyards.com.

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Stu Gallagher, a landscape, portrait and commercial photographer based in Syracuse, does much of his work in the Finger Lakes. That gives him the inside scoop on places to visit, in all seasons. This time of year, he suggests:

Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst. typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter at @mmccormickcny.

Cozy up to Winter in Wine Country discounts Select hotels and bed and breakfasts in the Finger Lakes region offer discounted rates (and, in some cases, an extra night free) when you book a package before March 31. For information and a list of participating accommodations, visit tinyurl.com/llxcswq.

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Standing Stone Vineyards

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By Margaret McCormick

hen TripAdvisor named the Finger Lakes one of its top five U.S. wine destinations in 2012, the website’s travel gurus probably were thinking water, wine, blue skies and rolling green hills—not frigid temperatures, frozen lakes and blowing and drifting snow. But winter in wine country has its own spare, quiet beauty. Tasting rooms are uncrowded. Winery owners and winemakers are more likely to greet visitors and pour samples—and to have real time to talk wine. Frozen waterfalls dot the landscape, and recreation areas where few people roam await those eager to hike or make tracks with skis and snowshoes. Rooms are plentiful at hotels and bed-and-breakfast inns, some with desirable amenities like fireplaces and hot tubs. “Winter is no longer a time where tourism businesses shut down for months on end,” says Christina Roberts, director of media relations and marketing programs for Finger Lakes Wine Country Tourism Marketing Association, in Corning. “This is still a vibrant time for visitors, and more and more businesses are remaining open year-round because the visitors are coming. The general sense is that the winter is a wonderful time to visit, and may just be one of the best times.” Here are some wine country destinations that put out the welcome mat year-round. They are just the tip of the iceberg: Visit the wine trail websites, study the possibilities and plan your itinerary. This time of year, especially, it’s a good idea to phone ahead to make certain the places you want to visit are open.

Focus on the Finger Lakes: tips from a frequent visitor

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Grapes of Path

Winter is a great time to cruise wine trails in the Finger Lakes

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events events

concerts U P C O M I N G

3/6: Scott Ian. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/7: Abbamania. Turning Stone Resort

Five on Your Side

Launched in the spring of 2009, the Don Byron New Gospel Quintet with Carla Cook brings gospel interpretations to life through the notes of clarinet, tenor sax, piano, bass, drums and vocals. Byron, a bandleader known for his experience with a diverse range of styles and artists spanning Duke Ellington, Igor Stravinsky, Mickey Katz, Raymond Scott, John Kirby, Sly Stone and more, will perform with Cook, Xavier Davis, Brad Jones and Pheeroan akLaff on Friday, Feb. 28, 7 p.m., at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. The event is part of the college’s Arts Across Campus “Legends of Jazz Series.” Tickets are $25. For information, call 498-2772 or visit srcarena.com.

MUSIC

Loren Barrigar and The Cadleys with John Dancks. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The local

WEDNESDAY 2/26 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. Feb. 26, 12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with pianist Katia Dinas performing Bach and Mozart at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

Cowboy Junkies. Wed. Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m. The longtime rockers perform at the intimate confines of the Hangar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd. (Route 89), Cass Park, Ithaca. $50. (607) 273-8588.

THURSDAY 2/27 Zach Deputy. Thurs. 8 p.m. South Carolina hip-hop impresario in action, preceded by Big Something and Fox Richardson at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. Thewestcotttheater.com

FRIDAY 2/28 Don Byron New Gospel Quintet with Carla Cook. Fri. 7 p.m. The “Legends of Jazz” concert series continues with this acclaimed clarinetist and saxophonist at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $25. 498-2772.

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favorites in a “Friday Night Special” event at the United Church of Fayetteville’s Steeple Coffeehouse, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $15 (single), $25 (couple)/ includes dessert and coffee. 663-7415.

East Meets West. Fri. 8 p.m. Senzoku, Japan,

and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

3/7: Meg Hutchinson. May Memorial

Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

3/7: Stop Making Sense (Talking Heads tribute band). Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

3/7: Aztec Two Step. Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. 655-9193.

3/8: Andrew and Noah VanNorstrand. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. 478-8634.

3/8: Loren Barrigar and Mark Mazengarb. Trinity Church Community

Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. 245-0042.

3/8: Homel-Alaniz Band, Jessica Novak and Brian Golden. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

3/8: Mojo Collective and Mosaic Foundation. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/8: Richard Smith and Julie Adams. Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego. 342-1733.

rock bands Travis Red and Yamato Nadeshiko perform with Syracuse-based players including Grupo Pagan at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $5. 446-1934.

3/8: Comedian Jeff Dye. Auburn Pub-

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Garnet Rogers. Sat. 8 p.m. Singer and songwriter brings his baritone to the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $20. 655-9193.

Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds. Sat. 8 p.m. Eight-piece soul powerhouse lays down the law, preceded by Strange Reflex at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8-$12. 446-1934.

SUNDAY 3/2 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m.

Jam session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

It’s All About the Music Fundraiser. Sun. 2-6:30 p.m. A benefit for Lyncourt School’s music department features TJ Sacco, Kristin Turo, Mick Fury, Chris Taylor and more at Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar, Destiny USA. $5. 439-0303.

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lic Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

3/9: Da Mafia 6IX. Westcott Theater. 3/9: Ra, Feeding Affliction, Before the War, Crows Cage, Lullwater, AdaKaiN. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/12: Queensryche. Palace Theatre,

3/14: Steel Wheels. Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. 655-9193.

3/14: Eastbound Jesus, Go Down Moses. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

3/14: Phantom Chemistry, Man Woman Machine, Home Court Advantage, Ghostfeeder, Wagner Inc., Mike Brindisi and NY Rock. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/14: NYS Baroque. First Unitarian

Universalist Society, 109 Waring Road. (607) 342-4163.

3/15: Enter the Haggis. Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361SHOW.

3/15: Sophistafunk, Brownskin Band, The Trio, The Hornitz. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

3/15: ManG (tribute to Ween). Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

3/15: MaryLeigh Roohan. Auburn

Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 2536669.

3/17: The Irish Rovers. Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361SHOW.

2384 James St. 463-9240.

Festival of Hymms for Spring. Sun. 3-5 p.m. Arranger Richard Webster presents an afternoon of organ and brass quintet accompaniments and anthems at St. David’s Episcopal Church, 14 Jamar Drive, DeWitt. $10. 446-2112.

Onondaga Civic Symphony Orchestra. Sun. 3 p.m. The musicians tackle

Debussy, Faure, Gounod and more at Atonement Lutheran Church, 116 W. Glen Ave. $15/adults, $10/students and seniors. 243-6586.

Between the Buried and Me. Sun. 6

p.m. Metal mavens top a long night that also features Deafheaven, Intronaut and The Kindred at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $20-$22. 446-1934.

Ignite! Sun. 6-7 p.m. Monthly Christian rock worship service takes place at Cicero United Methodist Church, 8416 Brewerton Road, Cicero. Free. 699-2731.

MONDAY 3/3 Chiodos. Mon. 6 p.m. Alt-rock action at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $15-$17. 446-1934.

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WEDNESDAY 3/5 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March

5, 12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with pianists from Steven Heyman’s studio at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

The Security Project. Wed. March 5, 7

p.m. Members from several Peter Gabriel rock bands join forces, plus Liquid Lounge Band at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $13-$20. 446-1934.

Asleep at the Wheel. Wed. March 5, 8

p.m. Longtime country favorites visit the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $10, $15, $20. 361-SHOW.

Melvin Seals and JGB. Wed. March 5,

8 p.m. Longtime Left Coast jam band plays the night away, plus Universal Transit at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20. Thewestcotttheater.com.

COMEDY

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m. Steph Toley and other female stand-ups get the last laugh at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

Josh Sneed. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45

p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Wry, observational stand-up performs at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10/Thurs. & Sun., $12/Fri., $15/Sat. 423-8669.

Syracuse Improv Collective. Fri. 8 p.m. A “bank show” featuring budding stand-ups and long-form improv troupes in a benefit for the Lafayette Big Picture School at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $10. 885-8960.

Wise Guys Comedy Club. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m. The club continues at a new location with Jon Fisch and William Boronkay at Stein’s (formerly McNamara’s Pub), 5600 Newport Road, Camillus. $15/show only, $35/show and dinner. 672-3663.

Don’t Feed the Actors. Sat. 6:30 p.m. The

Central New York Playhouse improv group offers belly laughs as part of a dinner-theater package at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/dinner theater; $10/8 p.m. show only. 885-8960.

Walt Willey. Wed. March 5, 7:30 p.m. The All My Children soap star brings his swizzle shtick to the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $20. 423-8669.

EXHIBITS

STAGE American Idiot. Wed. Feb. 26, 8 p.m.

Famous Artists presents the Green Day rock opera at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $25 (student rush), $28, $45, $55. 475-7979.

Chinglish. Wed. Feb. 26 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m.,

Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 5, 2 p.m.; closes March 16. David Henry Hwang’s award-winning comedy about an American businessman in China continues the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30-$52/adults, $30-$35/age 40 and under, $18/ under 12.

Cock. Wed. Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m., Thurs. 2 & 7:30

p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 4 p.m., Wed. March 5, 7:30 p.m.; closes March 9. Mike Bartlett’s love triangle comedy continues the season at the Kitchen Theatre Company, 417 W. State St., Ithaca. $15-$37. (607) 273-4497.

April 12. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

Speed the Plow. Wed. Feb. 26-Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes Sun. March 2. Playwright David Mamet’s Hollywood satire is performed by students of the Syracuse University Drama Department at Syracuse Stage’s Storch Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $19/adults, $17/students and seniors. 443-3275.

Spinning Straw Into Gold. Sat. 11 a.m. The “World of Puppets” children’s series continues with Purple Rock Productions’ take on the Rumplestiltskin fairy tale at Open Hand Theater, 518 Prospect Ave. $8. 476-0466.

aboard a riverboat in this interactive dinner-theater Redhouse, Appleseed and Rarely comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. Done Auditions. March 23 and 24. Joint tryouts for the three companies’ upcoming $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807. seasons at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. Pinocchio. Sun. 3 p.m. The Theatre IV com- West St. Equity and non-Equity actors of all ages are welcome. Actors should prepare one pany performs this family musical at the Palace comedic monologue and 16 bars of a song of Theater, 19 Utica St., Hamilton. $5. 824-1420. their choice. Non-singers are welcome to audiThe Prisoner of Second Avenue. tion with the monologue only. Bring a resume Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sat. March 1. Neil and headshot; if you do not have a headshot, a Simon’s comedy about middle-age marrieds photo will be taken upon your arrival. casting@ in Manhattan continues the Appleseed Protheredhouse.org. ductions season at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 116 W. Glen Ave. $18/adults; $15/stuThe Media Unit. Central New York teens dents and seniors. 492-9766. ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe Sesame Street Live: Can’t Stop Singing. Fri. 7 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 11:30 a.m. & 3 guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and p.m. There will be lots of dancing with the PBS technical crew. Auditions by appointment: gang, too, as they visit the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $15, $20. $25. 475-7979. 478-UNIT.

Art Store Gallery (Commercial Art Supply). 935 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-7 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 474-1000. Through Sat. March 1: Vykky Ebner’s solo show Art Riot.

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 673-1350. Through Fri. Feb. 28: Nature Stands Still, photographs by Stacia Landsburg. March 8-April 26: Scope of Nature, watercolors by Christy Lemp and photographs by Chris Murray.

Barrett Art Gallery. Library Concourse,

Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College,

Beauchamp Branch Library. 2111 S.

Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through March 29: Normal: How the Nazis Normalized the Unspeakable, archival snapshots of Third Reich goosesteppers showcase their domestic lives at parties, weddings and picnics.

Sleeping Beauty. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.;

Death Takes a Cruise. Every Thurs. 6:45 AUDITIONS AND REHEARSALS p.m.; closes March 6. Suspicious characters abound

ART GALLERIES LISTED ALPHABETICALLY:

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-

Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.5 p.m. 442-2230. Through Fri. Feb. 28: The Idea of Modernity in Contemporary Haitian Art, works by Philippe Dodard. Thurs. Feb. 27, 7 p.m.: free screening of The Loving Story, a documentary on interracial marriage.

LISTINGS

Utica College, Utica. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 12-3 p.m. 792-3057. Through May 2: The Landscape Revisited: Painting and Photography, works by Jonathan Beer, Sandra Gottlieb and Martin Weinstein. Reception Mon. March 3, 4:30-6:30 p.m.

4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 498-2787. Through April 15: Realities, Dreams and Myths, works by Lin Price.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E.

Brought to you by the

Salina St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3395. Through February: Precious Cargo, Art Brangman’s artistic exploration of African American heritage.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through February: Cabin Fever, the 32nd annual local quilt show. Through March: photography by Buddy Belonsoff.

Cayuga Museum of History and Art/Case Research Lab Museum.

203 Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 253-8051. Through Sun. March 2: Curiosities from Our Collection. March 7-May 4: From Gilded Stage to Silver Screen, a history of Auburn theaters. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Cazenovia College Art Gallery.

Reisman Hall, 6 Sullivan St. Fri. 4-6 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1-4 p.m. 655-7261. Through March 17: Annual Juried Student Exhibition.

Central Arts Gallery. SUNY Empire State College, 6333 Route 298, East Syracuse. Mon.Thurs. 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 460-3142. Through March 9: Reflective Cultures, oils and encaustics by Linda Bigness.

Central Library. The Galleries of Syracuse,

447 S. Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.-Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through February: pastels, collages and acrylics by retired nurse Kathy O’Brien. Through March: It’s a Zoo Out There, photography by Kelley Parker.

China Towne Furniture and Mattress. 2320 Milton Ave. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.

488-0419. Through March 21: A Partnership, works by Clare Willson, Tom Huff, Maria Rizzo, Domenico Gigante and Maria Grazia Facchinetti.

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Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through March 15: About Face, Earlville, self-portraits in oils by Brooklyn artist Taku Saito. Through April 5: the 21st annual KidsArt show, featuring works created by 300 elementary school students from around Central New York.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road. Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 4458111. Through April 11: Introspections, oils by Gary Trento and Sean Flaherty, mixed-media jewelry by Dana Stenson and sculpture by Sharon BuMann. Reception Fri. Feb. 28, 6-8 p.m.

Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory Square. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 471-4601. Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St. Sun., Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection.

Fayetteville Free Library. 300 Orchard St., Fayetteville. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 637-6374. Through February: Collection of the Unexpected, works by fine art photographer Heidi Vantassel. Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540. Through April 4: Equilibrium, paintings, collages and sculptures by Juan Cruz.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through February: botanical ceramics by Leslie Green Guilbault.

Gandee Gallery. 7846 Main St., Fabius. Thurs.-Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 4166339. Through April 6: Ice, photos of Iceland by Jamie Young and ceramics by Bryan Hopkins. Hazard Branch Library. 1620 W. Genesee St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 484-1528. Through February: Syracuse artist Matthew Davis’ acrylic and mixed media paintings, including portraits of Rosa Parks and Tiger Woods. Through March: Life is What Happens When You’re Making Other Plans, acrylics and watercolors by Karen Koegel.

H Lee White Marine Museum. West First Street Pier, Oswego. Daily, 1-5 p.m. 342-0480. The complex consists of a main building of exhibits highlighting more than 400 years of maritime history, the national historic landmark World War II tug the LT-5, the New York state Derrick Boat 8 from the Erie Canal System and the Eleanor D, the last U.S. commercial fishing vessel to work Lake Ontario. $7/adults, $3/teen, free/preteen.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building, 109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 443-8743. Through March 14: Portals, 46 urban photographs from Havana to Syracuse by Danisley Perez Bravo.

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Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center,

316 Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300. Through March 7: Dawn Light, Willson Cummer’s morning photography; Newspaper Rock, pieces by Aspen Mays. Through May 30: 2014 Transmedia Photography annual show. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves. Sun. March 2, 1-4 p.m. “Astrophotography: Night Sky and Beyond,” a class on techniques to create nocturnal images with instructor Stephen Shaner; $50-$75.

Maxwell Memorial Library. 14 Genesee

St., Camillus. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun. 2-4 p.m. 672-3661. Through February: Remembering Apulia, acrylics by Domenico Gigante.

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute. 310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5

p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through May 4: American Royalty, photographs of the Kennedys and other celebrities by Mark Shaw; $10/adults, $5/students.

Museum of Science and Technology (MOST). 500 S. Franklin St. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.5 p.m. $8/general; $7/ages 11 and younger, and 65 and older. 425-9068. Ongoing: Out There: Exploring Space Through Reality, a local collaboration between augmented reality company Glyphr and artist Lorne Covington that puts visitors into the images as they explore different concepts of space exploration.

Oneida Community Mansion House. 170 Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745.

Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Through June: South Seas to Botticelli, a collection of Frank Perry’s flatware designs from the 1950s to 1970s. Through October: The Braidings of Jessie Catherine Kinsley. Ongoing: Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925.

Onondaga Historical Association.

321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through March 30: Snowy Splendor, scenes of winter in Onondaga County. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cocktail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard.

Oswego State Downtown. 186 W. First

St., Oswego. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 216-4985. Through March 22: The Nature of Things, color photos by Jeanne Lagergren.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave.

Mon. & Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through March: a display on Moby Dick author Herman Melville’s connections to Syracuse. Through March: Henninger High School Student Art Exhibit; reception and concert Sat. March 1, 10 a.m.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place.

Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through February: The Syracuse Poster Project, which brings together community poets and Syracuse University artists to create an annual series of 16 posters for the city’s poster panels. Through March: a celebration of Women’s History Month; reception March 20, 5-8 p.m.

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Forbidden Love Two oldies but goodies showcase the pitfalls of celluloid romance in separate revivals this week. Director Billy Wilder’s 1944 film noir classic Double Indemnity (above) proves what happens when a hardboiled insurance salesman (Fred MacMurray) falls for a murderous femme fatale (Barbara Stanwyck), which screens in a 35mm print at Rome’s Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St. Showtimes are Friday, Feb. 28, 7 p.m., and Saturday. March 2, 2:30 and 7 p.m., plus there will be a surprise cartoon. Admission is $6 for adults, $2 for children under 12. Dial 337-6453 for details. And an extreme example of a May-December romance takes place in the 1972 cult favorite Harold and Maude (right), which brings together Bud Cort as a suicidal young man who spoons with senior citizen Ruth Gordon. It kicks off the “Flashback Movie Mondays” series on Monday, March 3, 7:30 p.m., at Eastwood’s Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. Admission is $5. Call 436-4723 for information. Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205 Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through March 16: Both Ends of the Rainbow, works by Cayuga County students and seniors.

Skaneateles Artisans. 3 Fennell St., Skaneateles. Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-8580. Ongoing: Romancing the Stone, new design concepts by faux painter Teresa Vitale and jewelry designer Lisa Twombly.

Solvay Public Library. 615 Woods Road, Solvay. Mon.-Wed. 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Thurs.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 468-2441. Through March: pastels and watercolors by Sue Hoyt-O’Neill.

St. David’s Episcopal Church Gallery. 14 Jamar Drive, DeWitt. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., and by appointment. 446-2112. Through April 21: new paintings by Gary Trento and Steve Carlson. Reception March 8, 3-5 p.m.

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SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syra-

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273

cuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 443-4097. Through March 30: Mithila Painting, works with an Indian aesthetic tradition; Arts on Main, contemporary prints from South African emerging artists; William Kentridge: Nose and Other Subjects, more than 25 prints plus a video installation. Through May 11: America’s Calling, 16 works of art by 15 foreign-born artists including Ben Shahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi, and Josef Albers; Visions for Sale: Photographs of 19th Century Japan, 22 hand-colored albumen prints from the 19th century exploring the country’s people, land and environment that was quickly changing due to modernization; Ukiyo-e to Shin Hanga, more than 300 examples of Japanese woodcuts.

State Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411. Through Sun. March 2: Yardwork, pieces by Christian Carson. Through April 27: Winter Air, a juried show of 118 works by national and international artists; London and France, paintings in gouache by Chris Baker; 33 Watercolors, local landscapes by Drayton Jones; Push and Pull, paintings by Amy Mclaren.

SUNY Oswego Metro Center. The

Wellin Museum of Art. Hamilton College,

Atrium, 2 Clinton Square. Tues.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 399-4100. Through March 6: Everything is Illustrated V: illustrations by advanced students at SUNY Oswego.

Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m. 443-4098. Through April 25: Sharply Into a Light Space, Gladys Triana explores themes of climate change and the environment with photographs, videos and an installation. Reception Thurs. Feb. 27, 6-8 p.m.

College Hill Road, Clinton. Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 859-4396. Through April 15: Refocusing the Lens, Pranlal Patel’s photographs of women at work in Ahmedabad, India, circa 1937. Through

OUTINGS SPECIALS Montezuma Wildlife Viewing.

Every Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 10 a.m.4 p.m. Trails and the Wildlife Drive auto-tour route are open to visitors. Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge, 3395 Route 20, Seneca Falls. Free. 568-5987.

Fort Stanwix National Monument. Wed.-Sun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 112 E. Park St., Rome. Free. 338-7730. Through Sun. March 2: student journals and more from Vernon-Verona-Sherrill Middle School students. Ongoing: the exhibit Powder Horns of Early America.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.4:30 p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/ under age 2. 435-8511.

City of Syracuse Ice Skating. Through

July 27: In Context: The Portrait in Contemporary Photographic Practice, works of 13 conceptual artists that balance aesthetic and political goals to frame important social issues in a contemporary manner. Ongoing: Archive Hall: Art and Artifacts; Case Histories: The Hidden Meaning of Objects.

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery. 826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; also by appointment. 478-8634. Through April 25: Night Menagerie, works by Mark McIntyre. Reception March 15, 5-7 p.m.

Whitney Applied Technology Center. Onondaga Community College, 4941 Onondaga Road. Free. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-10 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 498-2787. Through Fri. Feb. 28: 2014 Central New York Scholastic Art Awards.

White Branch Library. 763 Butternut St.

Mon., Tues., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Wed. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3519. Through March: an exhibit devoted to several August Wilson plays.

Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone

Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 445-4153. Through March 28: Playing with Fire, clay, bronze and welded steel works by Carol Adamec.

LEARNING

Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your own

supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 699-3965.

Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Public Affairs Lecture. Wed. Feb. 26, 4-5:45 p.m. Barbara D. Savage, chair of the Department of Africana Studies at the University of Pennsylvania, presents “Race, Religion, and Politics in the Age of Obama.” Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs, Syracuse University, 900 S. Crouse Ave. Free. 443-2252.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed.

6-7:45 p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 4101962

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Paint, Drink and Be Merry. Thurs. 6:309:30 p.m. Enjoy adult beverages and recreate the painting “Stilettos” with the help of a trained artist. Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel and Conference Center, 801 University Ave. $38; reservations required. 481-1638.

Improv Scene Work. Every Sat. 10 a.m.-

noon; through March 29. Syracuse Improv Collective instructors offer storytelling techniques for budding improvisational comic talents at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $75. 885-8960.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30

p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 243-9333.

Neck Pain and Cervical Disk Disease Seminar. Tues. 6 p.m. Get information at the West Genesee High School’s large group instruction room, 5201 W. Genesee St., Camillus. Free. 744-1244.

Knee and Hip Pain Seminar. Wed.

March 5, 6 p.m. Get the facts at St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center, 301 Prospect Ave. Free. 744-1244.

LITERATI

Paine Branch Book Club. Fri. 10 a.m.

Members meet at Paine Branch Library, 113 Nichols Ave. Free. 435-5442.

Writers’ Roundtable. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Long-standing writers’ group invites new and seasoned scribes to share work or just sit back and listen. Denny’s, 103 Elwood Davis Road (off Seventh North Street). Free. 247-9645.

Roz Chast. Wed. March 5, 7:30 p.m. The

author and New Yorker cartoonist discusses her latest published work, Theories of Everything, and touches on the themes that permeate her illustrations. Hendricks Chapel, Syracuse University, 900 S. Crouse Ave. Free. 443-2941.

March 30 at indoor rinks, weather permitting through March 11 at Clinton Square. The Department of Parks, Recreation and Youth Programs offers skating at these locations. Meachem Rink (121 W. Seneca Turnpike, 492-0179). Open skating: Tues.-Fri. 12:15 to 3:15 p.m.; Fri. & Sat. 7:15 to 10 p.m. Senior skating: Fri. 9 to 11:45 a.m. $3/adults, $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. Sunnycrest Rink (698 Robinson St., near Henninger High School; 473-4696). Open skating: Mon. & Tues. 12:15 to 4:30 p.m.; Wed. noon to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Thurs. noon to 4:30 p.m.; Fri. noon to 4:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Sat. 1:45 to 6:45 p.m., 7 to 8:15 p.m., 8:30 to 10 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 8:30 p.m. and 8:45 to 10 p.m. $3/ adults; $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. 473-4696. Clinton Square Ice Rink (423-0129). Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Fri. and school breaks 11 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. $3/adults; $2/children and seniors; $3/skate rental.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head down to Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your knowledge against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 692-8100.

Central New York Recreational Vehicle and Camping Show. Thurs.

12-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. The annual event features a variety of RV suppliers and dealers at the Center of Progress, Exhibit and Horticulture buildings, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $10/adults, free/ ages 16 and under. (877) 228-8240.

Festival of the Fantastical Facial Follicle. Thurs. 6-10 p.m. The inaugural event

presented by the Syracuse Beard Council offers beers, bands and beards at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $5/donation. 475-7979.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly

prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes for

contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 380-6206.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray matters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 4583222.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brain-

storming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Thinkers

paradise at Shhots Pub, 2026 Teall Ave. Free. 3995700.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily,

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

noon-4 p.m., through March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $29/monthly pass; $99/season pass. 453-6712.

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m.

SPORTS

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond

Steve Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 428-0810.

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Fri. & Sat. 7 p.m. The slap-shotters face off first against Wilkes Barre/Scranton Penguins, then follow with a contest vs. the Adirondack Phantoms. Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

Professional Boxing. Fri. 7 p.m. J’leon Love

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. DJs-R-

US handles the questions at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. Free. 676-5777.

Team Trivia. Every Thurs. 8 p.m. Eat, drink,

and use your brain all at the same time. Quaker Steak & Lube, 3535 Walters Road. Free. 451-9464.

and Mickey Bey Jr. are among the pugilists during this evening of the sweet science at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $25, $35, $60. 361-SHOW.

Wii Fun. Fri. 3 p.m. Test your Nintendo skills,

Syracuse Silver Knights Soccer. Sun.

April 18. Enjoy Lenten repasts including haddock, shrimp and more at VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. $9.50-$11.50/adults, $5-$6.50/children. 458-7290.

4 p.m. The local goal kings play the Rochester Lancers in the final home game of the regular season at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 800 S. State St. $10-$17. 303-7261, 435-2121.

Syracuse University Men’s Basketball. Tues. 7 p.m. The men’s basketball team plays Georgia Tech at the Carrier Dome, 900 Irving Ave. $24-$145. (888) DOME-TIX.

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plus other games for ages 6 to 12, at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 435-3395.

Fish Dinners. Every Fri. 3-7:30 p.m.; through

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes

to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

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Dance Party. Fri. 8 p.m. Enjoy waltz and social dancing at Flamingo Ballroom, 305 S. Main St., North Syracuse. $8. DanceLoversCNY.com.

Pancake Breakfast. Every Sat. 9 a.m.-noon; through March. Get flapjack fever at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $3-$5. 638-2519.

Stix and Stonz Rock N Ride. Sat. 6 p.m.

The benefit for the Syracuse Muscle Walk for the Muscular Dystrophy Association features a snowmobile ride, prizes, music from four bands at more at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. $7. 963-3178.

edge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Team Trivia. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Phoebe’s Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St. Free. 475-5154.

Mardi Gras Celebration. Tues. 6-9 p.m.

The fifth annual fundraiser for Sarah House offers Fat Tuesday festivities plus Cajun food and music by the Fabulous Ripcords at Onondaga Community College’s Gordon Student Center Great Room, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $75. 475-1747.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm.

More brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Beat the Winter Blues Party. Sat. 7-9:30 Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Join in the p.m. Enjoy karaoke by DJ Joe Paul, Elvis impersonator Doug Tudman, refreshments and more at Christ Church United Methodist, 417 Park St., Sherrill. Free will offering. 725-0974, 363-1061, www. christchurchsherrillny.com.

Blues Night in the Valley. Sat. 7-11 p.m. Enjoy music by Stroke, food, raffles and more during this benefit for the Meacham Area Parks Association at the Valley American Legion Post 1468, 110 Academy St. $6. 492-2040.

Contra and Square Dance. Sat. 8-11

p.m. Enjoy music from the Black Squirrels at United Church of Fayetteville, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $7. 415-1699.

Oscar Night. Sun. 7 p.m. Watch the show on the big screen at Smith Opera House, 82 Seneca St., Geneva. $10/adults, $8/seniors and students. 781-5483.

Pets of the Week Meet Bruno!

12 Years a Slave. Acclaimed historical

drama recounts the tale of Solomon Northrup, a free man sold into slavery prior to the Civil War. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 1:30 & 4:30 p.m.

About Last Night. Kevin Hart and Michael

Ealy in a reboot of the raunchy 1986 comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5:05, 7:40 & 10:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:30 a.m.

American Hustle. Christian Bale, Jennifer

Lawrence, Amy Adams and Bradley Cooper in a wild 1970s-era crime drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:05, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. More Will Ferrell nuttiness about a clueless

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news anchor during the 1980s, this time in a “super-sized” R-rated, 140-minute version with all-new raunchy jokes. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:05 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 3:35, 6:35 & 9:10 p.m.

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August: Osage County. Meryl Streep and

fun at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

FILMS, THEATERS AND TIMES SUBJECT TO CHANGE. CHECK SYRACUSENEWTIMES.COM FOR UPDATES. 3 Days to Kill. Kevin Costner as a Secret Ser-

vice agent in murder mode in this thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:15, 6:35 & 9:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:35 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:25, 7:15 & 10 p.m.

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Julia Roberts head the Oscar-bait cast in this tale of a dysfunctional Oklahoma clan. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 8:35 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 3:30 p.m.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. Bill Hader and Anna Faris lend their voices to this colorful cartoon sequel. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Sat. & Sun.: 1:25 p.m.

Endless Love. Gabriella Wilde and Alex Pet-

tyfer in the reboot of the 1981 romantic drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 4:55 & 10:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (3-6): 1:45, 4:55, 7:50 & 10:45 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:25 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:35 & 10:10 p.m.

Frozen. Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow

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Queen provides the source material for Disney’s cartoon musical. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:05 & 7 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:40 & 7:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35 & 4:15 p.m. Late shows Mon.-Thurs. (3-6): 6:50 & 9:30 p.m.

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Banks lend their voices to this cartoon; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4:15, 7:05 & 9:45 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:35 & 10:15 p.m. Screen 2: 12:45 & 3:45 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:15 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10 & 6:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:40 & 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4, 6:40 & 9:40 p.m. Screen 2: 1:50 & 7:20 p.m.

Lone Survivor. Mark Wahlberg in the fact-

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The Monuments Men. George Clooney,

Matt Damon and Bill Murray in an unusual World War II adventure yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30 & 9:25 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 3:55 & 6:45 p.m. Late show Fri.Sun.: 9:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:20, 7:10 & 9:55 p.m.

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Non-Stop. Liam Neeson as an air marshal in pursuit of a killer aboard a frenzied flight. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30, 7:20 & 10:20 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4, 6:50 & 9:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 11:25 a.m., 2 & 7:50 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:35 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 2, 4:45, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 6:50 & 9:30 p.m.

The Nut Job. Will Arnett and Brendan Fraser lend their voices to this squirrely cartoon. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:45 a.m. & 2:05 p.m. No shows Sat. & Sun. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25 p.m.

Philomena. Judi Dench as an aging woman in search of her son in director Stephen Frears’ sentimental drama. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:10, 6:45 & 9:50 p.m.

Pompeii. Volcanic eruptions, hunky gladiators and more in this swords-and-sandals spectacle; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:35 a.m., 2:15, 5, 7:45 & 10:35 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 7:15 & 10:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:20 & 7 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:20 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:30 & 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:45 & 7:35 p.m.

Rear Window. Regal Cinema’s Classic Film Series rolls on with this 1954 Hitchcock thriller starring Jimmy Stewart. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (3-5): 2 & 7 p.m.

Ride Along. Buddy comedy with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:40, 7:30 & 10:25 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:45, 4:45 & 7:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:55, 4:50, 7:25 & 9:45 p.m.

Robocop. Reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:25, 3:25, 6:45 & 9:35 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 9:55 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (3-6): 4:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 3:55, 6:55 & 9:35 p.m.

Saving Mr. Banks. Walt Disney (played by Tom Hanks) meets author P.L. Travers (Emma Thompson) during the making of Mary Poppins in this biography. Hollywood (Digital presentation/ stereo). Daily: 6 p.m.

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Son of God. The story of Jesus in a 138-minute condensation of the 10-hour The Bible TV miniseries. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10, 3:20, 6:40 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 12:40, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 4 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:50, 3:30, 6:40 & 9:20 p.m. Screen 2: 1:30 & 7 p.m.

Stalingrad. The Russian World War II spectacle makes its stateside debut; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:35, 3:40, 7 & 10:10 p.m.

That Awkward Moment. Romcom antics with Zac Efron, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan providing the horndogs’ perspective. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:35, 7:25 & 9:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m.

The Wind Rises. Japanese animator Hayao

Miyazaki’s final triumph in the hand-drawn cel medium, with voices by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Martin Short, Emily Blunt and others. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:35, 6:55 & 10:05 p.m.

The Wolf of Wall Street. Leonardo Di

Caprio takes the lead in director Martin Scorsese’s raunchy three-hour biographical blowout on stockbroker Jordan Belfort. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 9:40 p.m.

Coral Reef Adventure. Wed. Feb. 26-Fri.

3 p.m., Sat. 3 & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 5, 3 p.m. Large-format glub story. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $9.50/adults, $7.50/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $12/adults, $10/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Lore. Tues. 7 p.m. Award-nominated 2012 drama

about a German teen girl ordered by her Nazi parents to whisk her younger siblings to safety during the closing days of World War II. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 5 p.m.

March 9. The “Indie Films” series continues with this documentary about America’s expanding covert operations. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210.

Annual March Madness screenings featuring the large-format profile of the celebrated hoopster at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $9.50/adults, $7.50/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $12/adults, $10/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Double Indemnity. Fri. 7 p.m., Sat. 2:30 &

Moonstruck. Wed. Feb. 26, 7 p.m. Cher and

Dirty Wars. Wed. March 5, 5:30 p.m.; closes

7 p.m. Director Billy Wilder’s nifty 1944 noir pits sap-for-love insurance salesman Fred MacMurray against femme fatale Barbara Stanwyck, plus a surprise cartoon; presented in 35mm prints. Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. $6/adults, $2/children under 12. 337-6453.

Nicolas Cage in the 1987 romantic comedy continues the monthly Knit Flicks, in which moviegoers can knit or stitch during the screening, at the Theater Mack, within the Cayuga Museum of History and Art. 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $3. 253-8051.

To the Arctic. Wed. Feb. 26-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat.

1 & 7 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 5, 1 p.m. Meryl Streep narrates the large-format documentary about a polar bear family. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $9.50/adults, $7.50/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $12/adults, $10/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Triple Divide. Mon. 6:30 p.m. Documentary on the fracking controversy screens at All Saints Church, 1340 Lancaster Ave. $5. 416-4128.

We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks. Wed. March 5, 7 p.m. Documen-

tary on the spy scandal, part of a monthlong programming series on whistleblowers. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711

Harold and Maude. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The

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Hubble. Wed. Feb. 26-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12, 2, 4 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. March 5, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $9.50/adults, $7.50/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $12/adults, $10/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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437-Bull • 6402 Collamer Rd. East Syracuse. Lunch, Dinner, Cocktails, Catering Count Blastula. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7-10 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (Cafe at 407, 407 Tulip St.,

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Liverpool), 7:30-9 p.m.

Big D Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Joe Henson. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W. Genesee

low St.), 8 p.m.

St., Skaneateles), 7-10 p.m.

Chad Bradshaw and Reverend Ken.

Just Joe. (King of Clubs, 420 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

(Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Jass Jam Session. (Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6-9 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Pale Green Stars. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

The Dropouts. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

The Intention w/Mark Nanni and John Mangante. (Phoebe’s, 900 E. Genesee

Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

St.), 8-10 p.m.

Steve Odum Band. (CC’s (formerly Big

TJ Sacco. (Knoxies Pub, 7088 Route 20,

Kahunas), 17 Columbus St., Auburn), 7-10 p.m

Pompey), 7-10 p.m.

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Anna Vogel Band. (Carnegie Café, Maple-

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Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

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Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 5-9 p.m.

Butternut Creek Revival. (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia), 7-11 p.m.

Chad Bradshaw Blues. (Saltine Warrior Sports Pub, 214 W. Water St.), 4-7 p.m.

Chief Bigway. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band. (Kegs Canalside, 7 Hamilton St., Jordan), 9 p.m.

Code Red. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.), 8 p.m.

Minority Report. (Theater Mack, Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn), 6-10 p.m.

Modern Mudd: Nuttin Butt the Blues. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 7-10 p.m.

The Coachmen.(Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Rd., East Syracuse), 7-10 p.m. TrumpTight 315. (Munjed’s Restaurant, 505 Westcott St.), 9 p.m.

Turnip Stampede. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

2 Hour Delay. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.),

Decree. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton

3’s A Crowd. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire Golf

Road, Mattydale), 10 p.m.

Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

Beach Party. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee

ESP w/Kirsten Tegtmeyer. (Turquois

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(Stein’s, 5600 Newport Road, Camillus), 9:30 p.m.

Frank and Burns. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports

Inn, 907 New York Route 26, Georgetown), 7-11 p.m.

Lounge, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6-10 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Urban Cowboys. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports Lounge, 7240

Grit N Grace Unplugged. (Shots (for-

Dirtroad Ruckus and Agrestic. (Buffa-

2175 Route 392, Cortland), 7-10 p.m.

merly Electric Company), 700 Varick St., Utica), 5-8 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort and Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

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John Lerner. (BeauVine Chophouse & Wine Bar, 74 State St., Auburn), 8:30 p.m.

Johnny Rage Band. (UNC, 125 Washington St., Auburn), 8 p.m.

Dirtwater. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7-10 p.m. CD release party.

Frenay and Lenin. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 8-11 p.m.

Gallows Road. (Cheese Factory, 363 County Road 29, Redfield), 9 p.m.

Joanne Perry and the Unstoppables. (Creekside Books, 35 Fennell St., Skaneateles), 7:30 p.m.

Letizia and the Z Band. (Leopard

Lounge, Turning Stone Resort & Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Band. (Cato Hotel, 213 Main St.,

Los Blancos. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius

Cato), 9:30 p.m.

Center Road, East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Mark Doyle and the Maniacs. (Suzy’s

Mike Bogan Band. (Coleman’s Authentic

Tavern, 6 Lexington Ave., Auburn), 6-9 p.m.

Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

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Master Thieves. (George O’Deas, 1333 W.

Phil Petroff and Natural Fact. (Dino-

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Kenneth Casey Burke. (Ironwood Restaurant, 145 E. Seneca St., Manlius), 5:30-8 p.m.

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Just Joe. (Trapper’s Pizza, 5950 Butternut Drive, East Syracuse), 6-10 p.m.

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Butternut Creek Revival. (Georgetown

Frenay and Lenin. (Gathering’s Restaurant,

Isreal Hagan. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone

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saur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Sanjuro Fields, Sick Pleazures, Awesomesauce. (Night Owls, 3840 Route 11, Cortland), 8 p.m.

The Extremists. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

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Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 3-7 p.m.

Urban Knight Punks. (Mitchell’s Pub,

George Leija and the Live Bait Band. (Monirae’s, 688 County Route 10 Pennell-

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TUESDAY 3/4 Frenay and Lenin. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

ville), 1-5 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 2-5

Grill, 234 E. Albany St., Oswego), 9:30 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Hafner’s Restaurant, 5224 W.

SUNDAY 3/2

Taft Road, North Syracuse), noon. Acoustic brunch.

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(Stockyard Night Club, 500 Old Liverpool Road, Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Dave Hawthorn. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6-9 p.m

Walton St.), 12:30 p.m. Blues brunch.

Tom Barnes Band. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Dave Robertson. (Marcellus Free Library, 32

Tim Herron. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.),

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Maple St., Marcellus), 2-3 p.m.

7-10 p.m.

The Fabulous Ripcords. (Slickers, 3132 Route 28, Old Forge), 8-11 p.m.

TJ Sacco and the Urban Cowboys.

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Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

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Marcia Rutledge. (Dolce Vita, 907 E. Gene-

SATURDAY 3/1

Miss E Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 6:30 p.m.

see St.), 7:30 p.m.

Willow St.), 8 p.m.

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Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

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Open Mike w/Mark Gibson and Mike Ranger. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

THURSDAY 2/27

Lanes, 201 E. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Magikmen Entertainment. (Cerio’s Tavern, 1711 Grant Blvd.), 9:30 p.m. Party on Ice w/DJ Ron. (Onondaga

Nation Arena, 326 Route 11, Nedrow), 7-10 p.m.

SUNDAY 3/2 Karaoke w/DJ Havok. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke

Open Mike w/Johnny Rage. (Bridge

Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30-11:30 p.m.

Open Mike Night. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191

MONDAY 3/3

Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Hobo Graffiti. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

FRIDAY 2/28 Happy Hour Karaoke w/Holly. (Sing-

ers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 6-9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJs R US. (Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Voltage and DJ Mars. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Harf and Friends. (Village

Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

TUESDAY 3/4 Open Mike w/Chuck Dorgan and Jess Novak. (Elbow Room, 122 E. Genesee St.), 7:30 p.m. Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

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Notice of Formation of New View Optometry PLLC, a Domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC).  Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/31/14 .Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corporation Agents 7014 13th Ave, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Sampling Syracuse Food Tours, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 18, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 103 Hensberry Rd., Syracuse, New York 13207. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Qualification of Merit Service Solutions, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/13/14. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in DE on 7/28/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process

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has a unique way of seeing. When he arrives in a place for the first time, he “makes room for it in his heart.” He “lets himself be altered” by it. At one point in the story he visits an old Nubian city in Egypt and is overwhelmed by its exotic beauty. Its brightly colored houses are like “shouts of joy,” like “gardens springing up in the sand after a rainfall.” After drinking in the sights, he marvels, “It will take all my life to learn what I have seen today.” Everything I just described is akin to experiences you could have in the coming weeks, Pisces. Can you make room in your heart for the dazzle?

you throw snowballs, Germans would call you Handschuhschneeballwerfer. They use the same word as slang to mean “coward.” I’m hoping that in the coming days you won’t display any behavior that would justify you being called Handschuhschneeballwerfer. You need to bring a raw, direct, straightforward attitude to everything you do. You shouldn’t rely on any buffers, surrogates or intermediaries. Metaphorically speaking, make sure that nothing comes between your bare hands and the pure snow.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In his song “4th of July, Asbury Park

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The battles you’ve been waging these last

10 months have been worthy of you. They’ve tested your mettle and grown your courage. But I suspect that your relationship with these battles is due for a shift. In the future they may not serve you as well as they have up until now. At the very least, you will need to alter your strategy and tactics. It’s also possible that now is the time to leave them behind entirely -- to graduate from them and search for a new cause that will activate the next phase of your evolution as an enlightened warrior. What do you think?

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony,” said Lou Reed.

That might be an accurate assessment for most people much of the time, but I don’t think it will be true for you in the coming days. On the contrary: You will have a special capacity to make contact and establish connection. You’ve heard of dog whisperers and ghost whisperers? You will be like an all-purpose, jack-of-all-trades whisperer -- able to commune and communicate with nervous creatures and alien life forms and pretty much everything else. If anyone can get a pony to understand Sanskrit, it will be you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Does Kim Kardashian tweak and groom her baby daughter’s eyebrows? They

look pretty amazing, after all: elegant, neat, perfectly shaped. What do you think, Gemini? HA! I was just messing with you. I was checking to see if you’re susceptible to getting distracted by meaningless fluff like celebrity kids’ grooming habits. The cosmic truth of the matter is that you should be laser-focused on the epic possibilities that your destiny is bringing to your attention. It’s time to reframe your life story. How? Here’s my suggestion: See yourself as being on a mythic quest to discover and fully express your soul’s code.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) The 19th-century American folk hero known as Wild Bill Hickok was born

James Butler Hickok. At various times in his life he was a scout for the army, a lawman for violent frontier towns, a professional gambler, and a performer in Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show. Women found him charismatic, and he once killed an attacking bear with a knife. He had a brother named Lorenzo who came to be known as Tame Bill Hickok. In contrast to Wild Bill, Tame Bill was quiet, gentle and cautious. He lived an uneventful life as a wagonmaster, and children loved him. Right now, Cancerian, I’m meditating on how I’d like to see your inner Wild Bill come out to play for a while, even as your inner Tame Bill takes some time off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “If I was a love poet,” writes Rudy Francisco, addressing a lover, “I’d write about how you have the audacity to be beautiful even on days when everything around you is ugly.” I suspect you have that kind of audacity right now, Leo. In fact, I bet the ugliness you encounter will actually incite you to amplify the gorgeous charisma you’re radiating. The sheer volume of lyrical soulfulness that pours out of you will have so much healing power that you may even make the ugly stuff less ugly. I’m betting that you will lift up everything you touch, nudging it in the direction of grace and elegance and charm.

(Sandy),” Bruce Springsteen mentions a disappointing development. “That waitress I was seeing lost her desire for me,” he sings. “She said she won’t set herself on fire for me anymore.” I’m assuming nothing like that has happened to you recently, Scorpio. Just the opposite: I bet there are attractive creatures out there who would set themselves on fire for you. If for some reason this isn’t true, fix the problem! You have a cosmic mandate to be incomparably irresistible.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Some people say home is where you come from,” says a character in Katie Kacvinsky’s novel Awaken. “But I think it’s a place you need to find, like it’s scattered and you pick pieces of it up along the way.” That’s an idea I invite you to act on in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. It will be an excellent time to discover more about where you belong and who you belong with. And the best way to do that is to be aggressive as you search far and wide for clues, even in seemingly unlikely places that maybe you would never guess contain scraps of home. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) What words bring the most points in the game of Scrabble? Expert

Christopher Swenson says that among the top scorers are “piezoelectrical” and “ubiquitarianism” -- assuming favorable placements on the board that bring double-letter and triple-word scores. The first word can potentially net 1,107 points, and the second 1,053. There are metaphorical clues here, Capricorn, for how you might achieve maximum success in the next phase of the game of life. You should be well-informed about the rules, including their unusual corollaries and loopholes. Be ready to call on expert help and specialized knowledge. Assume that your luck will be greatest if you are willing to plan nonstandard gambits and try bold tricks.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sorry to report that you won’t win the lottery this week. It’s also unlikely

that you will score an unrecognized Rembrandt painting for a few dollars at a thrift store or discover that you have inherited a chinchilla farm in Peru or stumble upon a stash of gold coins half-buried in the woods. On the other hand, you may get provocative clues about how you could increase your cash flow. To ensure you will notice those clues when they arrive, drop your expectations about where they might come from.

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