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Several local athletes joined to break six records from the Guinness book as part of a fundraiser to benefit the Patterson Family Trust. Meagen Patterson died Nov. 24 in a car accident, leaving her husband and three children. They were seriously injured in the crash; her daughter Olivia was paralyzed from the waist down. The trust was established to cover the needs of the children, including their living expenses and uncovered medical expenses. Those at the event included (bottom, from left) Guinness world records adjudicator Michael Empric and athletes David Bourdon, Bob Natoli and Bobby Natoli. Bourdon completed 42 pull-ups in a minute. The record had been 41. Bob Natoli completed 41 step-ups in a minute carrying an 80-pound pack (the record had been 34), completed 38 step-ups in a minute carrying a 100-pound pack (the record had been 31) and lifted 4,356 pounds by dumbbell rows in a minute using one arm (center—the record had been 3,125 pounds). Bobby Natoli completed 23 pull-ups in a minute carrying a 40-pound pack (top—the record had been 13) and completed 58 knuckle push-ups in a minute (the record had been 45). Donations may be made to the Patterson Family Trust, P.O. Box 63, Syracuse, NY 13201 or email pattersonfamilytrust13@gmail.com

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Local public housing marks 75 years By Walt Shepperd

eorge Stroman III remembers learning to tie his shoe at Benderson Heights, one of the Syracuse Housing Authority’s 15 complexes, off West Colvin Street, before moving into Pioneer Homes, off East Adams Street, one of the first five such projects in the United States. In a brick row house, he learned to avoid serious trouble through sports: basketball at Wilson Park, baseball at the Youth Enrichment Outreach Program on New Street and flag football at Sherman Park. “It was fun growing up,” he says, “but hard. There was danger. Gang members came to the games.” Encountering conflict he could not avoid, he dropped out of Corcoran High School, but in 2007 he found the Media Unit, Central New York’s performance and production program for teens in television and stage, at a CNY Works jobs fair.

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Art by Nottingham graduates highlighted in local gallery By Xhevrije West

reakout photography students Amrita Stuetzle and Ana Thor began working for Light Work Gallery, a local artist-run, non-profit organization, during their junior year at Nottingham High School. The gallery is in the Robert B. Menschel Media Center on the Syracuse University campus. When graduation came around, both artists chose SU as their college. Say Yes to Education of Syracuse, a national non-profit education foundation dedicated to increasing high school and college graduation rates among students, provided them the means to pursue their academic and artistic careers. Pat Driscoll, local operations director of Say Yes Syracuse, says that Thor and Stuetzle developed a strong relationship with Light Work during their

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time at Nottingham and that relationship carried over into college. “Say Yes Syracuse wishes Ana and Amrita all the best as they graduate from Syracuse University and embark on a future filled with promise,” Driscoll said. “I am certain their talent and hard work will lead to great things.” As seniors, the duo is making their mark with their photography and preparing to venture out on their own. At Light Work’s 2014 Transmedia Photography annual exhibition, Stuetzle won the Best in Show award. The exhibit featured the photography of seniors from the art photography program in the Department of Transmedia, which is part of SU’s College of Visual and Performing Arts. “Tree Hand,” Stuetzle’s photograph chosen for display, was a close-up of a plant. Stuetzle says that she receives inspiration from her experiences of the natural world and her interest in science. She also looks to early color photographers such as William Eggleston and Stephen Shore as her muses. “My project is largely about the influence of science on landscape and the natural world,” Stuetzle said. “I am interested in the fluidity between concrete and virtual experience of beauty and focus my work largely on

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On tape: George Stroman III works an editing board. He has produced an eight-minute video about the Syracuse Housing Authority for the authority’s 75th anniversary gala. agement approach to operations by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development were met with a local rentto-own strategy and partnerships with the Syracuse Police Department, Syracuse City School District, Center for Communi-

the abundance of plastics, the modification of nature through science, and virtual experience.” Thor, a quiet soul who would rather her voice project through her art, remains true to her roots in her photos. She photographs her family members in their natural environment quite often. She is inspired by Doug Dubois, a professor at SU, and Elinor Carucci, an Israeli-American photographer. The photograph that was chosen for display is “Firebush,” of her mother standing by a large shrub. “I like for my pictures to have a close and intimate feel with a bit of mystery,” Thor said. “I want viewers to be able to relate and be there in the moment with me.” Mary Lee Hodgens, associate director of Light Work, says that she is proud that they are both being recognized for their talent and hard work. She also admires them both for recognizing and taking advantage of the opportunity to work at Light Work and attend SU. “They are both serious students and hard-working employees,” Hodgens said. “They have the invaluable attitude that every employer looks for: a willingness to roll up their sleeves and do whatever needs to be done.” o

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He passed the GED, enrolled in Onondaga Community College’s Electronic Media program and graduated last semester. Working full time as the Media Unit’s production coordinator, Stroman has spent the past month editing videotape reflecting the past 75 years of the authority’s activity into an eight-minute presentation for an anticipated audience of 700 at SHA’s Gala Milestone celebration, Friday, April 4, 5 p.m., at the Pirro Convention Center. Former television anchor Jackie Robinson will serve as emcee, with dinner music from Ronnie Leigh and an after-dinner get-down boogie session with the Black Lites. Tickets for the event, including a choice of dinner entrees, are $75, and are available by calling 470-4210. Special ticket programs have extended attendance opportunities to 250 low-income residents of SHA complexes as well as donations of formal attire. “We’re celebrating the success of a transition which many housing authorities across the country have not been able to achieve,” said Bill Simmons, the authority’s executive director since 2007. “With the old way, we had become a social service agency, providing staff, programming and resources for tenant needs, especially elderly and youth.” Cuts in federal spending and the requirement to establish an audit man-

On display: “Firebush” is a photo by Ana Thor of her mother standing by a large shrub. Thor and Amrita Stuetzle are Nottingham High School graduates who attend Syracuse University and have been recognized for their photography.

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Years ago, I sent you a question about the possibility of global warming uncovering nasty things under the ice caps. Are we at risk of reawakening some kind of killer virus or bacteria that’s just been waiting for an opportunity like this to feast? —Cecile Johnston, Vermont Sorry to be late getting back to you, Cecile, but you should be grateful. Here’s why: 1. There are indisputably killer germs trapped in the tundra. All we don’t know is who, or what, is doomed. 2. There’s nothing you can do about it anyway. Your original question came in 13 years ago (we looked it up). So, thanks to my procrastination, you’ve enjoyed 13 years of ignorance-fueled bliss. 3. But now you’ve gone and asked again, and guess what: Your carefree days are over. French scientists recently reported finding a giant viable virus in 30,000-year-old Siberian permafrost— viable being understood to mean infectious. The bug kills only amoebas, which those taking the narrow view of things may figure means they’re off the hook. But the more imaginative can reflect: First the viruses came for the amoebas. Then they came for me. 4. You know what, though? I’m not going to worry about it. It’s not that I discount the possibility of bad things coming out of the permafrost. It’s just that we’re likely to have bad things coming at us from all over. Why sweat a few thawed germs? About those germs. The microbe threat you hear most about nowadays is viruses. These strange pathogens are basically just pieces of genetic code in a container, with no metabolism until they’re attached to a host. Strictly speaking, they’re not alive—which means, and I admit this sounds ominous, they can’t be killed. Viruses’ innate hardiness allows them to remain intact in extreme conditions. All viruses contain either RNA or DNA; it’s estimated mutations can occur in up

to 50 percent of the genetic code before the virus’ viability is threatened. Cold doesn’t faze them: Polio, influenza and many other types of virus are known to survive freezing. True, because viruses work by insinuating themselves into their host’s genetic code, they tend to be confined to certain species. But that’s no sure thing. Viruses frequently jump across species lines; one virus typically found in sea lions, for example, can also infect pigs, fish, rabbits, cattle and humans. Viruses aren’t indestructible, of course. Oxidation, freeze-thaw cycles and natural chemical reactions can all break down the DNA and RNA in ancient microbes. Theoretical considerations suggest no genetic material can survive intact beyond 2 million or 3 million years. But that leaves lots of time during which countless viruses could have evolved and been trapped in ice. The researchers who discovered the 30,000-year-old bug claim it’s the oldest known virus that’s still infectious. The RNA of a common tomato-plant virus was recovered from Greenlandic glacial ice formed between 500 and 140,000 years ago—viability unknown. But just wait. The scenario that has some scientists worried is called “genome recycling.” It goes like this: 1. Virus-bearing ice in polar regions thaws, and the meltwater enters local lakes; 2. Migratory waterfowl who summer at said lakes drink the water; 3. The ingested viruses recombine in the birds’ guts with similar modern viruses, producing nightmarish new strains; 4. The birds poop out the invigorated germs on their return to temperate regions; 5. Oh, shit.

Here’s the thing, though. Scary as this might sound, the danger of the next global pandemic originating in polar meltwater so far is entirely speculative. I don’t claim it’ll never happen. On the contrary, circumstantial evidence suggests we’ve already had a few small-scale viral infections due to germs liberated by thawing. But the major epidemics of our times have mostly originated in hot regions. HIV is thought to have emerged from nonhuman primates in central Africa. Ebola virus was first seen in what was then Zaire (now Democratic Republic of Congo). West Nile virus came from (duh) the West Nile region of Uganda. New influenza strains commonly come out of the cities of East and Southeast Asia. Dengue fever and malaria, two scourges of long standing, are largely confined to the tropics. There are lots of reasons for this, but one of the more obvious is that cold is a barrier. While viruses themselves can survive freezing temperatures, the insects and other critters that carry viruses generally don’t. In fact, one of the less-publicized dangers of global warming is that mosquito-borne diseases such as dengue fever, malaria and West Nile virus will be spread into higher elevations and latitudes, as rising temperatures make it possible for mosquitoes to reach areas 3.26.14 CNY Breast Aug_SNT.pdf 1 they once found too chilly.

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Russia’s supply of fuel comes primarily from Stewart’s gas station and minimart on the Russian side of Poland. It’s a helpful little store, but the rich petroleum and propane reserves of Snyder Fuel Services in Newport to the south surely pose a tempting target. Among others. Note that you can’t spell “Newport” without “port.” Just as Russia the Superpower requires the warm-water port of Sevastopol in Crimea to project power at sea, my analysis is that it’s only a matter of time before our local Russia moves with decisive force on Newport’s “Borden’s Bay.” The “bay” was once home to the Borden Dairy plant on West Canada Creek, making Newport one of the world’s leading exporters of Cremora. The term “Borden’s Bay” is a local joke; There was never moorage or boats coming and going. But let’s face it: Humor and nuance have never been Russian specialties. This situation could explode at any moment. Russia, said Jason Tabor, of Moody’s Polaris ATV store, has “not made any advances at this time.” His words hung heavily in the air like a Sikorsky helicopter laden with Chicken Kiev. “At this time,” he repeated gravely. Still unknown is whether the world will react with outrage to the threat of Russia expanding here the way it has to the reality of Russia expanding there. The biggest challenge might be getting the word out in a region where the free flow of information is tightly restricted by powerful interests that operate with impunity. I think we all know who I’m talking about. “If you have Verizon you’re fine,” said Tom Moultan, co-owner of the Alamo. “If you have AT&T. . . ” He shook his head sadly and fell silent. o

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the Afghan war. DeWitt figured the cost down to the last dollar—$42,786—and Town Manager Michael Moracco is quoted suggesting that the figure could double. Town Justice David Gideon just sentenced a dozen protesters who were arrested at the air base in 2012 and still has on his docket the case of 30 drone activists who were arrested in 2013. While this pales in comparison to the cost of a drone (estimated at $4 million), it raises a few questions. Does DeWitt, or any town in our area, make a practice of itemizing the cost of each trial? If so, it would be interesting to see the accounting. If the judge is there for routine traffic violations, the building is already heated, the security in the courthouse is already in place—is this all being charged to the drone activists’ case? Help us out here: Does anyone recall the last time a municipality recorded and publicized the cost of a trial for a misdemeanor? Or the last time The Post-Standard chose to report same? o

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Hazards of (e)Smoking A 3-year-old boy received first- and second-degree burns while riding with his mother in Provo, Utah, after an e-cigarette exploded in their car. Kinzie Barlow said she noticed a strange smell while charging the device, “then there was a big bang, and kind of a flash, and there’s smoke everywhere.” She explained that a white-hot copper coil shot out into the boy’s car seat, where it burned through the fabric, melted the hard plastic and sent flames up the boy’s body. Barlow tried to smother the flames with her shirtsleeve, but it caught fire. She finally doused the flames with iced coffee. (Salt Lake City’s KSTU-TV)

Slip-Shod Education Mexico’s Education Department acknowledged finding at least 117 mistakes in new textbooks after printing and distributing 235 million of them to the nation’s elementary schools. Although officials wouldn’t release a list of mistakes, an independent review by the news blog Animal Politico found many words had been written with a “c” instead of an “s,” commas had been overused, words lacked correct accent marks, and a geography textbook located the Caribbean resort city of Tulum in Yucatan state instead of Quintana Roo. Officials promised to give teachers a list of the errors to correct textbooks manually. Mexico’s National Commission of Free Textbooks, which prints books that are mandatory for both private and public schools, blamed freelance editors for missing the errors. “The telephone rings, you have to go to the bathroom,” commission head Joaquin Diez-Canedo said. “You get distracted. You miss a word.” (Associated Press) The same day that Georgia state school superintendent John Barge announced his gubernatorial candidacy, his official website misspelled the word “governor.” It appeared as “govenor” until reporters alerted Barge’s campaign staff, which corrected it. (Atlanta’s WXIA-TV)

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Mistaken Identity Sculptor Robert S. Davison is suing the U.S. government for copyright infringement because the U.S. Postal Service used his sculpture of the Statue of Liberty on a stamp, instead of the original statue in New York Harbor, without his permission. Davison’s replica welcomes visitors to the Las Vegas casino hotel New York New York. Davison’s attorneys contend that the post

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lthough triathlon season doesn’t usually start until late May and early June in this neck of the woods, an upcoming event will get triathletes moving earlier. The Central New York chapter of the Alzheimer’s Association’s second annual Indoor Warrior Triathlon will take place at Gold’s Gym, 7455 Morgan Road, Liverpool, on Sunday, April 6, 1 p.m. While most triathlons are by distance (such as a 750-meter swim, a 12-mile bike ride and a 5k run), this indoor tri switches things up. Athletes are given set times—10 minutes of swimming, 30 minutes on the bike and 20 minutes running—and let loose to see how far they can go in those set times. “It’s a great test for current triathletes and for people who might be a little apprehensive,” says Grant Fletcher, associate development director. “For

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the casual athlete that wants to try it, but doesn’t want to train six to eight months for the event, this is much easier and less intimidating. The whole event takes a little more than an hour.” It also involves much less equipment: No wet suit is needed for the indoor pool and indoor spinners (for bikes) are provided. Participants are split into waves to make room in all areas and give time between events to change (seven minutes between the swim and bike and five between the bike and run). In its first year, the fundraising event drew athletes young (ranging from high school-aged participants) to not-so-young (those in their 60s), and collected $15,000 for the Alzheimer’s Association. “Last year was a very good success,” Fletcher says. “We wanted 100 athletes and got 60, so more than 50 percent of our goal. And to raise $15,000 of the $20,000 we wanted. . . any time

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Waxing Nostalgic There is still time for a last run before the ski season ends By Scott Launt

or sure, the season is winding down. Several ski centers have been closing at night, shortening hours and getting ready to pull the plug. You might not like it, but the harsh reality is that unless they have marketing staffs that can create reasons for riders to visit, then their business model tells them to close. It doesn’t pay to keep the lights on when nobody is showing up. That presents some thinking out of the box for those of us who aren’t ready to pack our boards in the basement. If your home hill closes and there’s still a good base, like at mine, then you still have options there. For skinning, a.k.a. ski touring, you’ll need the right bindings, skis with skins and possibly boots. You’ll also want to be in good physical shape. Skin up the hill, ski down, repeat. With the lifts not running and the hill closed, you’ll want to do it with someone. Most areas don’t mind whether they’re open or closed for the season. Some people pile into a larger van or SUV and drive to the top of the hill with the gear in or on the vehicle. (Many ski areas have access from the back side of their properties.) The passengers hop out and ski down. The driver heads back to the base. It can be a lot of fun and cause for a picnic on a nice, sunny spring day.

In these scenarios, remember that you are doing so at your own risk. There is no ski patrol to haul your injured butt down and administer aid. Further, you are on someone else’s property. Play nice and respect the slopes. What I recommend is to pick a date and place for one last road trip. There are areas within a two-hour drive that will be open the first week of April. Plan your spring day and take your last run of the season with mud in the parking lot and a strong run-off into the creeks at the base. Take in the fresh air and give thanks for the terrific season we’ve had. It’s been quite a winter, with record lows yet with some high temperatures throughout. Some areas experienced some real dumps; others missed it. That’s the way it is in Central New York. We’ve been due for a good winter; the last several have been dull. According to a sign at one of the churches in LaFayette, on U.S. Route 20, “Will the person who is praying for snow please stop.” That was me! With what appears to be approaching 100 days of skiing available, I’ll stop. My thanks to the owners of the ski centers in our back yard for their time and allowing me access, to the editor of the Syracuse New Times for the opportunity to write this series, and most importantly to the readers of this column for your interest and support. Good skiing! o Scott Launt grew up in Cortland. Much of his misspent youth was at Greek Peak. He is a member of the National Ski Patrol at Labrador and a member of the Onondaga Ski Club.

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hen fans of the Syracuse University men’s basketball team look back at the 2013-2014 season, two shots will stand out in their minds: Freshman Tyler Ennis’ 40-footer that swished through the net against Pittsburgh, making every fan believe that destiny had become the Orange’s sixth man. And Ennis’ 21-footer that clanked off the back of the rim in the closing seconds against Dayton, making every fan wonder where the magic had gone. Dayton, the No. 11 seed in the South region, ended No. 3 seed SU’s season with a stunning 55-53 victory Saturday, March 22, in the third round of the NCAA Tournament at Buffalo’s First Niagara Center. In the end, the 2013-2014 Orange, to paraphrase a famous rant by former NFL coach Dennis Green, were what Coach Jim Boeheim thought they were back in November. “I think the height of foolishness is to think we’re going to win like 29 games and lose two or something like that,” Boeheim told reporters after the Orange opened its regular season Nov. 8 with an 82-60 romp over Cornell. “When you lose those two guys {guards Michael Carter-Williams and Brandon Triche} and you’re playing with a freshman guard {Tyler Ennis} and a sophomore guard

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Over and Out After Cardiac ’Cuse flatlined in Buffalo, there are unanswered questions for the Orange’s 2014-2015 hoops season By Matt Michael {Trevor Cooney} who didn’t play last year, I don’t know what people see. “Maybe I don’t know basketball, I guess,” Boeheim continued. “And {SU lost} James Southerland, who’s on an NBA roster. And we’re going to be that much better? I mean, what do you guys watch?” For the first three-quarters of the season, we all watched what was one of the most captivating seasons in SU history as the Orange won its first 25 games and was ranked No. 1 in the nation for three weeks. As it turned out, SU peaked in early February, when it outlasted new Atlantic Coast League rival Duke 91-89 in overtime Feb. 1 before a NCAA-record 35,446 fans at the Carrier Dome, and then toppled Pittsburgh 58-56 Feb. 12 on Ennis’ 40-footer at the buzzer at the Peterson Events Center. Ennis’ miracle heave and a last-second win over turnover-prone North Carolina State Feb. 15 masked a growing problem: The Orange was having trouble putting the ball in the basket. SU’s offensive woes continued for the remainder of the season as the Orange lost six of its final nine games, dropping from a likely No. 1 seed in the NCAA Tournament to a No. 3. Against Dayton, the Orange made only 39 percent of its shots (21-of-54), and its 53 points marked the team’s second-lowest total of the season. Worse yet, the Orange shot 0-for-10 from 3-point range: the first time since the 1995 Big East Tournament against Providence that it did not make at least one 3-pointer in a game. Ennis, who had made so many clutch plays earlier in the season, scored 17 points in the second half against the Flyers but missed a jump shot and the 3-pointer in the final eight seconds as Dayton advanced to its first Sweet 16 since 1984. “Well, when you make shots, you win. When you don’t make shots, you lose in close games,” Boeheim said. “Early in the year, we made close shots. Obviously, Tyler made a 40-footer at Pittsburgh. But in the other games, we won seven straight close games early in the year, we made shots. It was different people. Tyler made some. C.J. {Fair} made some. Jerami Grant made a couple. But we made shots.” Was it something more than making shots or missing shots? Grant, whose

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back injury late in the season contributed heavily to SU’s offensive woes, said the Orange “just didn’t come to play” against Dayton. “We weren’t ready,” he said. “We’re the better team, and we came out and we weren’t prepared like we should have been.” So, while we have six months to ponder how 25-0 and a No. 1 national ranking turned into 28-6 and an early exit from the NCAA Tournament, let’s take a look at the five biggest questions surrounding the Orange as it heads into the offseason:

Will Ennis and Grant enter the NBA draft? Ennis and Grant both said after SU’s loss to Dayton that they have not decided if they’re going to stay or go. They have until April 27 to decide if they want to enter the June 26 draft, and a player has until June 16 to withdraw from the draft if he does not hire an agent. NBA mock drafts have Ennis and Grant both being selected in the middle of the first round. Whether it’s Ennis’ shooting or Grant’s durability, both players have room for improvement and can move up in the draft and make more money next year if they decide to stay one more year. But it’s unlikely both players will stay, and SU has to prepare for the worst and expect they’ll both go.

Who’s going to replace Fair as SU’s leading scorer? As expected when he decided to return for his senior year, Fair had a strong season, leading the Orange in scoring (16.5 points per game), ranking second in rebounding (6.4 per game) and being named as an All-ACC First Team member and a Second Team All-American. If he returns, Grant (12.1 points, a team-best 6.8 rebounds per game) will be the leading candidate to fill Fair’s role. If Grant leaves, Ennis (12.9 points per game), Cooney (12.1) and swingman Michael Gbinije (3.4 ppg) will have to score more. And if Grant and Ennis leave. . . uh-oh.

Which freshman will step forward? It’s not realistic to think that 6-foot-8 forward Tyler Roberson, who averaged 2.2 points in 20 games

this season, will make the kind of leap that Grant did from his freshman to sophomore year. Roberson showed flashes, but he didn’t play the meaningful minutes that Grant played as a freshman, and he was often singled out by Boeheim as a player who would play more if he had a better understanding of the team’s offensive and defensive schemes. With Fair, senior center Baye Moussa Keita and perhaps Grant and Ennis out the door, there is a huge opportunity for Roberson and fellow freshmen B.J. Johnson, a 6-foot-7 forward, and Ron Patterson, a 6-foot-2 guard, to seize playing time and make an impact on next year’s team. SU’s 2014-2015 fortunes could depend on how much they improve.

Will DaJuan Coleman stay healthy and reach his potential? Coleman, the 6-foot-9 sophomore from Jamesville-DeWitt High School, entered Syracuse as a McDonald’s All-American and a potential one-anddone player like Ennis. But Coleman has been bothered by injuries his first two seasons, and this year he played in just 13 games before undergoing season-ending surgery on his left knee. Junior center Rakeem Christmas (5.8 points, 5.1 rebounds per game) had his moments, but Coleman remains SU’s best chance to get offensive production from the post. Chinoso Obokoh, a 6-foot-9 freshman from Rochester, redshirted this season and at best next season will become a Keita-like role player.

Any Ennises in next year’s freshman class? Players like Ennis, who averaged 5.5 assists per game as a freshman, don’t come along very often. Even Carter-Williams, who is the leading candidate for this year’s NBA Rookie of the Year Award, sat for most of his freshman year behind Scoop Jardine before breaking out as a sophomore. That said, Boeheim anticipated Ennis’ early departure by signing Kaleb Joseph, a 6-foot-3 point guard out of New Hampshire and a top-50 recruit, according to ESPN. Joseph will play immediately if Ennis leaves. SU’s other recruit is 6-foot-10, 220pound forward Chris McCullough, who was ranked No. 16 in the ESPN top 100. McCullough was kicked out of his former prep school, Brewster Academy, for a violation of school rules and enrolled at IMG Academy, in Florida. He is reportedly on track to be eligible to play next year. But assuming McCullough can play, big men tend to take a little more time to develop at the college level. So it’s unclear what McCullough will be able to provide the Orange next season. o

delivered by professional comic Steve ohn Hughes’ 1985 movie The Hayes is a considerable audience-pleaser. Breakfast Club was a profound and shaping experience for many Trouble is, we’re used to seeing Polonius creative people now in their mid-30s to as the most lovable bore in English literalate 40s. Together with such style-setting ture, but here he riffs as if he were workTV shows as Miami Vice, it defines the ing the room in Las Vegas. This changes 1980s as discrete good old days of garish the meaning of his death while hiding Teen-beat flourishes from 1980s John Hughes cinema inform colors and let-it-all-hang-out emotion. behind the arras. Later Hayes is back as Redhouse Arts Center director Stephen the Gravedigger in the Yorick scene, the the Redhouse’s revamp of Shakespeare’s Hamlet Svoboda has embraced the Me Decade moment that defines “comic relief” for By James MacKillop effusively in his provocative us, here ably assisted by Mary Nickson as and arresting adaptation of the other digger. The laughs are so florid The superlative moment William Shakespeare’s Hamlet, here, it’s almost as if tragedy has to elbow in Svoboda’s conception of running through April 5. its way in to interrupt comedy. Hamlet comes in Ophelia’s Which leads us to the other Equity The prince of Denmark breath-stopping mad scene. import, dark-browed Michael Raver as (Adam Perabo) begins with With her polka dot tights and Ophelia’s vengeful brother Laertes. A Judd Nelson’s persona from The reddish hair, it might appear player of enormous presence, a scowling Breakfast Club, thrusting a pugthat Svoboda sees Ophelia Valentino, Raver is virtually the only one nacious ‘tude in black raincoat, (Katie Gibson) as Molly Ringin a cast of 21 who elicits neither a smile black knit cap and fingerless wald. But in this Ophelia’s nor a smirk. With only a sword in his black gloves, and builds from vulnerability and anguish she hand, he straightens the course to prove there. Two decades before the borrows aspects of Allison, that Hamlet is indeed a tragedy. iPod, he totes a boombox, and the Ally Sheedy character in Elsewhere Svoboda has invented a like Jean Michel Basquiat, he The Breakfast Club. Hamlet’s device for every character. The ones that tags graffiti. For Bardphobic stridency in the “Get thee to a will cause the most comment are genyounger audiences, there could nunnery” scene cuts deep. In der-switching Rosencrantz (Marguerite Shakes it up: Cast members of the Redhouse’s Hamlet. hardly be a more transparent the mad scene Gibson’s OphMitchell) and Guildenstern (Leila Dean) and accessible production. elia sings listening to music Syracuse Area Live Theater (SALT) Award as big-haired, gum-chewing chippies in Playgoers who remember on her Walkman, with earphones the size for last year’s Baltimore Waltz, presented buttock-hugging tights. Tom Stoppard, Svoboda’s Twelfth Night from two years of avocados. This may sound like spoof in in tandem with W;t. Although he speaks eat your heart out. ago should not be misled. Although the summary, but Gibson’s conviction makes in conversational American English like You don’t have to like every innovadirector mines every possible seam of it work. everyone else, we sense his respect for tion in the Redhouse’s Hamlet. See it the text for comedy, the production is Two Equity players in the production the dazzling poetry he speaks. 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French Dressing Velvet-voiced Cyrille Aimee closes OCC’s Legends of Jazz Series with a Friday showcase

yrille Aimee’s voice has been compared to whiskey, one fine and smooth, smoky and rich. Her style matches: mature, but youthfully adventurous. And her attitude completes the combo: one unafraid, and beyond that, yearning to be the new kid on the block and learn from the best. The Cyrille Aimee Sextet will take the stage Friday, March 28, for a 7 p.m. concert at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium. It will be the season finale for the Legends of Jazz Series, part of the college’s Arts Across Campus initiative. Aimee’s journey to jazz began in her hometown of Samois-sur-Seine, France, where the legendary gypsy guitarist Django Reinhardt once resided. Exposed to gypsy music at an early age, Aimee naturally gravitated to their music and way of life, much against her parents’ wishes. “The gypsies have a really bad reputation,” Aimee explains. “People are scared of what they don’t know. At first the townspeople would tell my parents, ‘We saw your daughter hanging out with them. Be careful.’ My parents would ground me, but at night I would sneak out to the campsite and they’d play until

morning. When my parents saw no use in stopping me, that I was completely crazy about the music and saw a real passion, they accepted it. Now the gypsies are family.” Aimee’s talent was obvious and plentiful enough to win her a spot on the TV show Star Academy, the French equivalent of American Idol. She made it to the semifinals with 15 others who were chosen to spend a year on the series competing for the top spot. But Aimee chose not to take the chance. “I realized I wasn’t ready for fame,” she says. “I still had so much to learn in music. I wanted to get deeper into jazz and they don’t do jazz in these kinds of things. I didn’t want to get wrapped up in that. At the last minute I said, ‘No, thank you.’” But fame had already found her after being part of the selection process and Aimee left France to escape the shadow it had cast. Her mother is originally from the Dominican Republic, so Aimee decided to live there. She went to work with a piano player and became essentially the only jazz singer on the island. It was great for gigs, as Aimee was cranking a solid eight shows a week, “But it was too easy,” she reflects. “There was no

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competition. There was no one to learn from.” Her next move was to New York City to attend Purchase College for music; she graduated in 2009. “It was really incredible,” she says of moving to the Big Apple. “It was all I wanted. It was the reason I came here: so much music, so much talent. Every day you discover a new musician. I still haven’t been to every jazz club.” Aimee’s ear for learning has paid off. She has won the Thelonious Monk Jazz Competition, the Montreux Jazz Festival competition in Switzerland and the Sarah Vaughn Jazz Vocal Competition. She continues to live in Manhattan, but also logs time on the road performing with various groups. In 2012 she performed at the Syracuse M&T Jazz Festival with Brazilian guitarist Diego Figueiredo. For her return to Central New York on Friday, Aimee will be accompanied by a full band. Although her heart lies with jazz, Aimee emphasizes that she listens to

Cyrille Aimee at the 2012 Syracuse Jazz Fest: “I love when people come to the show and leave with a smile on their face.” everything, keeping her mind open to all genres including salsa, Indian, African, pop, folk, blues, country, rhythm’n’blues and rap. “There are so many singers I love,” she says, putting Ella Fitzgerald and Bobby McFerrin at the top of her list. She notes that the best part of music is also the part that started her in the first place. “I love when people come to the show and leave with a smile on their face, feeling good,” Aimee says. “When I {first} sang in front of the whole family and all the guitars, they all had smiles on their faces. I knew it was what I wanted to do forever.” o

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pair will perform as part of a Women’s History Month celebration for this last-minute addition to the Legends of Jazz Series. Singer, songwriter and pianist Sunshine has a powerful, gospel-soaked voice that infuses her music with honesty. Her explosive pipes and stage presence have landed her gigs including as choral director on the theatrical production of Dreamgirls and big rotation time on the VH1 and Music Choice channels. She has also shared stages with Kem, Musiq, Soulchild, Rachelle Ferrell and the legendary B.B. King. Her performance at OCC marks a rare visit to this part of the country. Frank Malfitano, director and producer of the Legends of Jazz Series, adds, “She is amazing.” —Jessica Novak

Chillin’ in Croghan

Yes, we know, it’s hard to imagine there’s any reason to stop in Croghan other than to avoid hitting the stray pedestrian crossing Route 812, but you’d be wrong. Most are a good excuse to continue wrecking your resolution to eat healthy and lose weight. Trust us, this is the voice of experience speaking.

Croghan Candy Kitchen. 9740 Route 812. 346-1591. Look for the green awning on Route 812, Croghan’s main drag, and prepare to invest heavily in hand-dipped chocolates made entirely in the shop kitchen. Put together a box of assorted chocolates from a case holding more than 45 flavors, including maple creams, caramel squares, and Kahlua and dark chocolate truffles. Then throw in some of their specialties, including the Bacon-Potato Chip Cup (crumbled chips and real bacon drowned in milk chocolate with sea salt sprinkled on top), chocolate-covered Oreos and giant peanut butter cups because, you know, it’s a long drive back to Syracuse.

At Yancey’s Sugarbush, there’s only one kind of horsepower allowed: the kind with four hooves By Janis Barth

he taps have been in the trees for weeks. It’s early March, deep in sugar season, that short North Country sprint between tundra and mud, when sap rises in the maples, drips into old metal buckets or high-tech miles of plastic tubing, and is alchemized by fire into syrup. The day begins early for the veterans of these woods. A little past noon, and a jingle of harness signals Dick and Doc are back from morning rounds, hauling a red metal tanker filled with sap. They pause at the bridge, a short steep hill that leads to the peak of the sugar house. From here, gravity will feed the sap into holding tanks. The horses strain for a moment against the harness, then find their footing on the snow-slicked hill. A cloud of thick maple steam, sweet with burning wood and boiling syrup, pours from the window. For a moment they are ghostly, no more than a faint outline, an echo of horse in the shroud of stream. They work in the long shadow of history; horses have gathered sap from this sugarbush near Croghan for 170 years. Dick and Doc, an Amish-raised team of Belgians, work along trails worn by countless hooves and five generations of the Yancey family. “The horses do less damage to the woods than a tractor,” says Haskell Yancey, who took over Yancey’s Sugarbush from his uncles and is in his 31st season. The horses belong to his son, Tim, 28, who is steward of the evaporator this day, minding the transformation of clear, thin sap into amber syrup. In a good year, the business will produce 800 gallons of table-grade syrup, and the horses are at its heart.

Dick and Doc know their job. They know to stand and wait while the men gather the sap, and they know to walk forward when called to the next batch of buckets. They know to stay on the road. They know they are trusted. “You can talk to a horse,” Haskell says. “You talk at a tractor—and usually if you’re talking at a tractor, it’s not good.” This horsepower lacks only a threespeed transmission. A team of horses has one speed—extremely slow—and so the woods have been sculpted around them. The sugar house is in the middle of the 5,500 trees the Yanceys tap, placed there deliberately to minimize the distance the team travels each day. It’s the one advantage a tractor has over the pair, but the pace has its own reward. “It’s really nice being in the woods with them,” Tim Yancey says. “The horses are quiet. You’re not having to listen to an engine running all the time.” Nor do tractors enjoy being petted, hanging out with the dogs or visiting with the families who arrive steadily during sugar season. Dick is all business “for the most part,” Tim says, but Doc “is a total ham. He likes his attention, and he’s a little more of a brat.” The tanker is empty and the horses ease gingerly down the bridge, hang a right and head back to the barn for lunch. Soon now, the days will lengthen and turn warm, the taps will come out of the trees and Dick and Doc will settle in for the equine equivalent of spring break. Extended spring break. What do they do in the off season? Haskell shrugs and smiles. “Not much.” o

At a Glance

The Yancey family has tapped the maples in these Lewis County woods since 1844. The 5,500-tap operation uses traditional methods, including horse-drawn wagons to gather the sap and a wood-fired evaporator. Fresh syrup is available for purchase along with maple cream, sugar cakes and granulated sugar. Directions:

From Route 812 just north of Croghan, take the Belfort Road (County Route 10). Travel to the end of the road, about 4 miles. Turn right on Long Pond Road. The sugar shed is at the intersection of Long Pond and Fish Creek roads.

Yancey’s Sugarbush 7981 Long Pond Road, Croghan.

Open:

Saturday, March 29, and Sunday, March 30, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., or New York Maple Weekend, but visitors are welcome throughout the season.

Phone: 346-6356.

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Croghan Meat Market. 9824 Route 812. 3466613; croghanmeatmarket.com. Carnivore? Then this is your stop, the home of Croghan bologna, an extremely red and alarmingly addictive ring of beef smoked over native hardwood. Peel off the casing and serve it the traditional way: sliced on a buttery cracker with sharp cheddar. Feeling nontraditional? Add a dollop of Nance’s mustard. While you’re there, toss in some Croghan smoked pork sausage links and try them smothered in maple syrup. The market’s been making both since 1888 from a recipe that came to the North Country from Switzerland. Good Ol’ Wishy’s. 9779 Route 812. 3466728. Spoiler alert: Wishy’s is open only in the summer. For now, settle for thinking about a warm-weather road trip, when you can climb up on one of the stools at this old-fashioned ice cream parlor and be transported back in time. Better hope your teenage metabolism has made the trip with you, because the scoops are the size of softballs and the 26 sundae flavors include Mega Mix Grasshopper (mint chip with hot fudge and Oreo pieces), Triple Fudge Delight (chocolate with warm brownie and hot fudge) and S’more (vanilla with graham crackers, hot fudge and marshmallow). American Maple Museum. 9753 Route 812. americanmaplemuseum.org. Ready for some food for thought? The museum has three floors of exhibits on the history of maple syrup, including a replica of a sugar house, exhibits of syrup-making techniques from Native Americans to present day, and the American Maple Hall of Fame. There’s also a reproduction of a lumber camp and a gift shop with maple products, tees, totes and jewelry. The museum will host New York State Maple Weekend pancake breakfasts on Saturday, March 29, and Sunday, March 30, 7 to 11:30 a.m. —Janis Barth

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Civil War in Focus

Local photographer George Barnard recorded historic 19th-century events By Dennis Connors

eorge Barnard, one of Central New York’s own, has slowly gained recognition as among the most important pioneer photographers in documenting the tragedy of America’s Civil War. A 2013 exhibition on Civil War photography at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art included an entire gallery devoted to Barnard’s work. In November, the Washington Post’s magazine featured an article on war photography titled “Pioneers of the Form.” It highlighted the four Civil War photographers generally acknowledged as the most significant in that field: Matthew Brady, Timothy O’Sullivan, Alexander Gardner and George Barnard. Before the war, Barnard had studios in both Syracuse and Oswego and captured some of the earliest images of Syracuse with his camera. Around 1859, he began contract work for larger studios based in New York City, which brought him into the orbit of Mathew Brady. Brady assigned him to Washington, D.C., just as the Civil War broke out. Barnard captured some of the first photos of the Bull Run battlefield. Later in the war, he was hired by the Army to document military structures and fortifications in the western theater. In 1864 and 1865, this afforded him the opportunity to include the impact of warfare as Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman’s troops marched through Georgia and the Carolinas. After the war, Barnard was able to use these images, and further photos of key

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locations, to assemble a major portfolio documenting what became known as Sherman’s “March to the Sea.” That portfolio of work, published in 1866, is considered one of the historic milestones in the development of landscape photography. Barnard went to New York City to work on the production of this book, but he also resided for periods in Syracuse, on North Townsend Street, just behind Assumption Church. He still had family connections here. Barnard then decided to relocate to Charleston, S.C., in 1868. The nation had interest in the Reconstruction effort and the South’s future. Barnard saw an opportunity to record that. His work was successful, but his sojourn in Charleston was interrupted with another move, this time to Chicago to be near his sister Mary. Her husband, a successful businessman, offered to underwrite the establishment of a studio there for Barnard. He moved to Chicago in 1871, just a few months before it was devastated by fire. The Great Chicago Fire burned for two days, killed up to 300 people, consumed more than 2,000 acres in the heart of the city and left about 100,000 people homeless. Barnard ran to his studio to save some items from the raging fire. Like others, he then headed for Lake Michigan in advance of the flames and waded into the water, holding his equipment over his head. The destruction of Chicago was unbelievable, and the nation was instantly

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hungry for images of the desolation. Many photographers flocked to the city; Barnard was already there and soon produced 63 stereo views. Although less known than his Civil War work, these Chicago Fire images stand today as an effective blend of both the documentary and aesthetic talents of Barnard. Like his Civil War portfolio, these photos show an imaginative use of composition. He framed a view of the burned-out courthouse through a series of cast-iron arches from across the street. In another photo, the stark remains of the Congregational Church appear like an abstract sculpture. The Onondaga Historical Association owns a complete set of these stereo views and an original copy of his highly valued Civil War portfolio. Barnard later returned to Charleston, documenting more scenes of the “Old South”: its churches, landmarks, historic landscapes and citizens. His photos of African-Americans at the time, both in studio portraiture and documentation of their plantation experiences, constitute some of the best known views of mid-19th-century black life in the South. The 1880s found Barnard in the Rochester area as one of George Eastman’s earliest employees, working to promote Eastman’s revolutionary dry-plate technology. Eastman’s entrepreneurship led to the creation of the Kodak empire. Barnard, however, moved on. He tried his hand at manufacturing dry-plate equip-

History comes alive: Clockwise from above, working in a South Carolina field, the aftermath of the 1871 Chicago fire, the ruins of a railroad roundhouse in Atlanta and a market woman in South Carolina, all photographed by George Bernard.

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ment near Cleveland and, in a possible nod toward retirement, relocated with family to a farm in Alabama, but just for a few years. By 1893, Barnard moved to an in-law’s farm in the Cedarvale section of the town of Onondaga. There, Barnard lived out the final years of his life. He died in 1902 and is buried in a small cemetery along Pleasant Valley Road, just east of Marcellus. OHA has conducted extensive research on Barnard and assembled an important collection of his work. Much of Barnard’s photography, spread over the “seasons” of his life, is on exhibit at OHA’s museum through August in a show titled Ever A New Season: 19th Century Photographer George Barnard. For information, visit www.cnyhistory.org. o

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musicians present Anton Bruckner’s “Mass No. 2 in E Minor” at Most Holy Rosary Church, 111 Roberts Ave. Free. 443-4106.

Wednesday 3/26

Avery Sunshine Duo. Sat. 7 p.m. The keyboardist/jazz vocalist makes her Central New York debut at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 498-2772.

Listed in chronological order:

Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 26,

12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with pianist Michael Goodrich at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

Ethel and Kaki King. Wed. March 26, 7:30

p.m. The post-classical music quartet joins forces with the talented guitarist at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, Oswego. $18. 3124581.

Thursday 3/27 Jacob Kullberg. Thurs. 8 p.m. The noted

cellist performs with the Syracuse University Contemporary Music Ensemble at Crouse College’s Setnor Auditorium, SU Quad. Free. 443-2191.

Friday 3/28 Bert Scholl and Friends, Kay and the Kavemen, Jess Novak and Brian Golden. Fri. 6-10 p.m. Three area acts highlight the Final Friday monthly music series with an evening of blues and Americana at the Theater Mack, Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $5. 253-8051.

LaFayette Rockfest. Fri. 6-10 p.m. Local

high school rock bands participate in the 10th annual benefit for the Matthew Nastasi Memorial Scholarship at LaFayette High School, 3122 Route 11, North LaFayette. $5/donation. 677-3131.

Beware of Darkness. Fri. 6:30 p.m. Left

Coast power trio rocks out, preceded by the Afro Nips and Inclusive Or at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8-$13. 446-1934.

Cyrille Aimee Sextet. Fri. 7 p.m. The

French jazz vocalist comes back to town to climax the Legends of Jazz Series at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $25. 498-2772.

Elinor Frey. Fri. 7 p.m. The cellist headlines

a benefit concert for the Cathedral Academy of Pompei’s symphonic music program at St. Paul’s Cathedral, 310 Montgomery St. $30/adults, $20/ students and seniors, $60/family. 299-5598.

Simplelife and Corey Paige. Fri. 8 p.m.

The singer-songwriters continue the Central New York Jazz Arts Foundation’s Storyteller Series at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $12.50/ advance, $14.50/door. Brownpapertickets.com.

Turkuaz and Alan Evans’ Playonbrother. Fri. 8 p.m. The Brooklyn power funksters and the groove-heavy organ trio entertain at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12. Thewestcotttheater.com.

Saturday 3/29 Syracuse University Oratorio Society and Central Winds. Sat. 2-3 p.m. The

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Operation Sunshine Benefit. Sat. 8

p.m. Bound for the Floor, Stone Soul Foundation, Sin District, All Two Blame and Boogie Low Trio perform in this all-ages fundraiser to send kids to summer camp at Monirae’s, 688 County Route 10, Pennellville. $5/advance, $7/door. 668-1248.

Bob Sima. Sat. 8 p.m. The evocative sing-

er-guitarist in concert, preceded by a soul-searching songwriting workshop (10 a.m.-2 p.m.) at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $20/show only, $45/workshop only, $55/show and workshop. 253-6669.

Twiddle. Sat. 8 p.m. Vermont shredders cap a long night, preceded by Strange Reflex, Woodworks and Ultraviolent Hippopotamus at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$12. 446-1934.

Sunday 3/30 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m.

Jam session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Bel Canto Trio. Sun. 2 p.m. Take in opera

arias and ensembles during this Civic Morning Musicals concert at the Everson Museum’s Hosmer Auditorium, 410 Harrison St. $15. 424-3984.

Oswego’s Sheldon Hall Ballroom, Oswego. $10/ adults, free/students. 245-1689.

Tuesday 4/1 Stick to Your Guns. Tues. 6 p.m. Veteran

hardcore quintet makes its triumphant return, plus Terror, Hundredth, Counterparts, Expire and Ghostship at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $15-$17. 446-1934.

Night Visions. Tues. 7:30 p.m. Acclaimed

pianist Michael Landrum presents a discussion and performances of nocturnes by Respighi, Glinka and more at Le Moyne College’s Panasci Family Chapel, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $20/adults, $15/seniors. 445-4200.

Poor Man’s Whiskey. Tues. 8 p.m. Enjoy

the band’s acoustic bluegrass version of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon album, plus Chris James and Mama G at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10. Thewestcotttheater.com.

Wednesday 4/2 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 19,

12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with flutist Lindsay Duke and pianist Angela Peterson performing Romantic-era music at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

The Jazz Ambassadors. Wed. April 2,

7:30 p.m. The 19-member U.S. Army Field Band offers an evening of big-band jazz standards at the Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. Free; tickets required. 337-6453.

COMEDY

EXHIBITS Art Galleries

Listed alphabetically: 601 Tully. 601 Tully St. Wed.-Sat. 2-5 p.m. 427-

7910. Through April 26: Getting to Know You, artists examine their connections with the digital era.

Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 498-2787. Through April 15: Realities, Dreams and Myths, works by Lin Price.

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through Sat. March 29: Normal: How the Nazis Normalized the Unspeakable, archival snapshots of Third Reich goosesteppers showcase their domestic lives at parties, weddings and picnics. Mon. March 31, 7-9 p.m. Palestinian Land Day commemoration. Art Store Gallery (Commercial Art Supply). 935 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-7

p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 474-1000. Through April 5: works from art students at Baldwinsville’s Baker High School.

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road,

Marcellus. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 673-1350. Through April 26: Scope of Nature, watercolors by Christy Lemp and photographs by Chris Murray.

Barrett Art Gallery. Library Concourse,

Utica College, Utica. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 12-3 p.m. 792-3057. Through May 2: The Landscape Revisited: Painting and Photography, works by Jonathan Beer, Sandra Gottlieb and Martin Weinstein.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. March 26, 7:30 p.m. Selena Coppock and Mara Herron co-headline the stand-up action at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

bc Restaurant. 247 W. Fayette St. Tues.Thurs. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m., Sat. 5:30-10 p.m. 701-0636. Through March: Skewed Perspective, photography by Heidi Vantassel.

will be part of the monthly Sunday Musicale series at Fayetteville Free Library, 300 Orchard St., Fayetteville. Free. 637-6374.

Joel Lindley. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Touring comic makes a stop at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 4238669.

Answer the Muse. Sun. 4 p.m. The Sunday Music Series rolls on with this band’s mix of theatrical and transformational performance art at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $10. 253-6669.

Christopher Titus. Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Veteran standup and sitcom star entertains his many fans at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $25. 423-8669.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through March: photography by Buddy Belonsoff. Through April: Picturing America, an initiative from the National Endowment for the Humanities that brings masterpieces of American art to libraries.

Jazz It Up for the Everson. Sun. 5 p.m.

Wise Guys Comedy Club. Fri. & Sat. 8

Folkstrings and Friends. Sun. 2-4 p.m. Enjoy acoustic folk from the 1960s and 1970s in this benefit at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $10. 362-2785.

Loren Barrigar and Mark Mazengarb. Sun. 2 p.m. The entertaining guitar duo

Fundraiser presents cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and music by Scott Dennis and Nick Ziobro at the Everson Museum’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. $100/adults, $25/students and educators. 474-6064.

Abigail Williams. Sun. 6 p.m. Arizona’s death metal specialists visit, plus Bleak, Plague Mask and Dialysis at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8-$12. 446-1934. Vision of Sound. Sun. 7 p.m. Composers,

choreographers, dancers and musicians convene in this Society for New Music event at SUNY

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p.m. The club continues at a new location with Bill Campbell and Steve Lazarus at Stein’s (formerly McNamara’s Pub), 5600 Newport Road, Camillus. $15/show only, $35/show and dinner. 672-3663.

Dr. Dirty. Sat. 8 p.m. The piano-pounder

brings his lewd limericks to the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $20, $25. 361-SHOW.

Upright Citizens Brigade. Sat. 8 p.m. The improvisational comedy tour makes a stop at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $20/advance, $25/door. upstateshows.com.

Cayuga Museum of History and Art/Case Research Lab Museum. 203 Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 2538051. Through May 4: From Gilded Stage to Silver Screen, a history of Auburn theaters. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447

S. Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through March: It’s a Zoo Out There, photography by Kelley Parker. Through April: musician-artist John O’Neil Heard’s works mix acrylics with recycled materials.

CNY Artists Gallery. Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 391-5115. Through May 17: The Latest Show on Earth, works by Richard Williams, Brian Butler and more. .

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E.

Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 442-2230. Through May 13: Three in Harmony, a trio of artists display contemporary pieces inspired from the Korean ceramic tradition.

Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through April 5: the 21st annual KidsArt show, featuring works created by 300 elementary school students from around Central New York. Through May 10: Conscious Landscapes, plein aire works by Lisa Iannello; Pennies, Bandaids and Safety Pins: The Objects We Keep Hidden, Patricia Coyle’s installation of personal objects. Echo (formerly Craft Chemistry).

745 N. Salina St. www.echomakes.com.424-1474. Through May 1: In Da Window 4, a paper installation by Theresa Barry.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road.

Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 445-8111. Through April 11: Introspections, oils by Gary Trento and Sean Flaherty, mixed-media jewelry by Dana Stenson and sculpture by Sharon BuMann.

Erie Canal Museum. 318 Erie Blvd. E.

Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Donations accepted. 471-0593. Ongoing: Interactive experience where visitors use an interactive touch-screen to play the role of assistant weighmaster and learn to weigh boats, assess the correct tolls and virtually steer the boat into the Weighlock Building.

Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory

concerts upcoming

4/3: Candyland, Kill Paris, Devon Ezzo, Romulus, Lipstik, Kevin Praet, Kreaturestep. Westcott Theater.

tarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

mark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. 475-7979.

4/4: Gun Poets. Hangar Theatre, 810

4/5: Run Boy Run. Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego. 342-1733. 4/5: McCarthy Family Singers. Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. 245-0042.

4/6: Psychic Theresa Caputo. Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. 475-7979.

Square. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 471-4601.

4/6: Organist Scott Foppiano.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison

4/9: The Beach Boys. Turning Stone

St. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064. Through March: Central New York Scholastic Art Awards, works by area junior and senior high schoolers; Winter at the Zoo, the annual photo show of animals at the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Through April 30: Down to Earth, American landscape photography and ceramics through the 19th through 21st centuries. Through July 27: Video Vault: The 1970s Revisited, pioneering art videos from the museum’s collection. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection.

Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540. Through April 4: Equilibrium, paintings, collages and sculptures by Juan Cruz.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through March: handpainted glassware by Nella Joseph. Sat. March 22, noon-3 p.m.: glass beading demonstration with Judy Witkin.

Gandee Gallery. 7846 Main St., Fabius.

Thurs.-Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 4166339. Through April 6: Ice, photos of Iceland by Jamie Young and ceramics by Bryan Hopkins.

George Eastman House International Museum of Photography.

900 East Ave., Rochester. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $12/adults, $10/seniors, $5/students, free/under age 12. (585) 271-3361. Through May 25: Another America: A Testimonial to the Amish, photographs by Robert Weingarten; A World Apart, Pavel Wolberg’s photographs of Hasidic communities; XL Portfolio, a collection of large-format photography.

Empire Theater, State Fairgrounds. (800) 475FAIR.

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361SHOW.

4/9: Pimps of Joytime. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

4/11: NYS Baroque. First Unitarian

Universalist Society, 109 Waring Road. (607) 342-4163.

Hazard Branch Library. 1620 W. Gene-

see St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 484-1528. Through March: Life is What Happens When You’re Making Other Plans, acrylics and watercolors by Karen Koegel.

H Lee White Marine Museum. West

First Street Pier, Oswego. Daily, 1-5 p.m. 342-0480. The complex consists of a main building of exhibits highlighting more than 400 years of maritime history, the national historic landmark World War II tug the LT-5, the New York state Derrick Boat 8 from the Erie Canal System and the Eleanor D, the last U.S. commercial fishing vessel to work Lake Ontario. $7/adults, $3/teen, free/preteen.

Herbert Johnson Museum of Art.

114 Central Ave., Cornell University, Ithaca. Tues.Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (607) 254-4563. Through June 8: Beyond Earth Art, a flashback to a 1969 exhibit featuring artists and the environment; Food Water Life, drawings, sculptures and more by Lucy and Jorge Orta.

Ironstone Gallery. 201 E. Seneca St.,

Manlius. Call for hours. 682-2040. Through April: A Sense of Peace, landscape photography by Tom Dwyer. Reception Thurs. March 27, 3-8 p.m.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln

Building, 109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m.

17 Columbus St., Auburn

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute. 310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10

4/4: Diavolo Dance Theater. Land-

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Live music Wed & Fri

St., Camillus. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun. 2-4 p.m. 672-3661. Through March: West Genesee Central School District Visual Arts Exhibit.

4/4: Chris Smither. May Memorial Uni-

4/4: Joshua Scott Carter, Wyland, The Overnighters. Westcott Theater.

Hour specials

Maxwell Memorial Library. 14 Genesee

thewestcotttheater.com.

Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. (607) 273-8588.

Come for the food, Stay for the fun Daily Happy

4/11: American Babies. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

4/11: Comedienne Kathy Griffin.

a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through May 4: American Royalty, photographs of the Kennedys and other celebrities by Mark Shaw; $10/adults, $5/students.

Museum of Science and Technology (MOST). 500 S. Franklin St. Tues.-Sun. 10

Ave. 478-8634.

a.m.-5 p.m. $8/general; $7/ages 11 and younger, and 65 and older. 425-9068. Ongoing: Out There: Exploring Space Through Reality, a local collaboration between augmented reality company Glyphr and artist Lorne Covington that puts visitors into the images as they explore different concepts of space exploration.

4/12: Shania Twin. Turning Stone Resort

914 Works. 914 E. Genesee St. Tues.-Sat. 10

Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

4/12: Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers Trio. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid

and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

thewestcotttheater.com.

a.m.-6 p.m. 443-8072. Through April 11: Americans Who Tell the Truth: Models of Courageous Citizenship, Robert Shetterly’s portraits of noted whistleblowers.

4/12: Kim Simmons and Savoy Brown. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. 463-

Oneida Community Mansion House. 170 Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745.

4/12: Kung Fu. Westcott Theater.

9240.

4/13: Badfish (Sublime tribute band). Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

4/13: The Cadleys. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

4/15: Hardwell, Dannic, Dyro.

Regional Market’s F Shed, 2100 Park St. Upstateshows.com.

443-8743. Through April 26: Mist, works by Abisay Puentes.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center,

316 Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300. Through May 30: 2014 Transmedia Photography annual show; Golden Dawn, pictures of Binghamton, N.Y.; Cleveland, Ohio; Flint, Mich.; and more by Dan Wetmore; New Geographics, Michael Buhler-Rose employs landscapes, portraits and still lifes to comment on political notions of Hindu and Indic aesthetics. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves.

Longyear Museum of Anthropology. Alumni Hall, Colgate University, 13 Oak Drive, Hamilton. Mon.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., or by appointment. 228-7184, 228-6643. Through June 1: Layered Meanings, Kuna Indian Mola textiles from Panama.

Manlius Historical Museum. 101 Sco-

ville Ave., Manlius. Daily, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 682-6660. Ongoing: an exhibit on women in the military and life in the community during both World Wars.

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Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Through June: South Seas to Botticelli, a collection of Frank Perry’s flatware designs from the 1950s to 1970s. Through October: The Braidings of Jessie Catherine Kinsley. Ongoing: Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925.

Onondaga Historical Association.

321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through Sun. March 30: Snowy Splendor, scenes of winter in Onondaga County. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cocktail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard. Sun. March 30, 2-4 p.m.: Dennis Connors presents a historical lecture on the brewing industry in Syracuse.

Oswego State Downtown. 186 W. First St., Oswego. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 216-4985. Through April 19: Traditional Illustration, works in pen, watercolor and more by SUNY Oswego students. Reception Sat. March 29, 2-4 p.m. Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon. & Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through March: a display on Moby Dick author Herman Melville’s connections to Syracuse; Henninger High School Student Art Exhibit. Through April: watercolors from the Bradford Art Guild. Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place.

Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through March: a celebration of Women’s History Month. Through

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April: woven works from students of the Serendipity Saori Studio. Reception April 17, 5-8 p.m.

Redhouse Arts Center. Joan Lukas

Rothenberg Gallery, 201 S. West St. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 425-0405. Through April 25: Cuba 2014, photography by Julieve Jubin.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center.

205 Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through May 25: Made in New York, the annual exhibit from statewide artists. Reception Sat. March 29, 3-5 p.m.

Solvay Public Library. 615 Woods Road,

Solvay. Mon.-Wed. 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Thurs.-Fri. 9 a.m.5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 468-2441. Through March: pastels and watercolors by Sue Hoyt-O’Neill.

Soule Branch Library. 101 Springfield

Road. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-5320. Through April: hand-woven scarves by the Syracuse Weavers Guild.

St. David’s Episcopal Church Gallery. 14 Jamar Drive, DeWitt. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.1 p.m., and by appointment. 446-2112. Through April 21: new paintings by Gary Trento and Steve Carlson.

SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syr-

acuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 443-4097. Through Sun. March 30: Mithila Painting, works with an Indian aesthetic tradition; Arts on Main, contemporary prints from South African emerging artists; William Kentridge: Nose and Other Subjects, more than 25 prints plus a video installation. Through May 11: America’s Calling, 16 works of art by 15 foreign-born artists including Ben Shahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi, and Josef Albers; Visions for Sale: Photographs of 19th Century Japan, 22 hand-colored albumen prints from the 19th century exploring the country’s people, land and environment that was quickly changing due to modernization; Ukiyo-e to Shin Hanga, more than 300 examples of Japanese woodcuts.

Tyler Art Gallery. Tyler Hall, SUNY Oswego campus, Route 104, Oswego. Tues.-Sat.: 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. 312-2113. Through April 19: Gener-

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273

State Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411. Through April 27: Winter Air, a juried show of 118 works by national and international artists; London and France, paintings in gouache by Chris Baker; 33 Watercolors, local landscapes by Drayton Jones; Push and Pull, paintings by Amy Mclaren; Over and Under: Adirondack Perspectives, watercolors by Bob Ripley. Through May 25: Strange Union II, ceramic sculpture by Maarney McDiarmid and Maggie Hogan. Through June 8: Adirondack Rockware, pottery by Peter Shrope.

Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5

p.m. 443-4098. Through April 15: Philippe Halsman’s Hollywood, 30 portraits of Tinseltown legends. Through April 25: Sharply Into a Light Space, Gladys Triana explores themes of climate change and the environment with photographs, videos and an installation.

Wellin Museum of Art. Hamilton College, College Hill Road, Clinton. Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 859-4396. Through April 15: Refocusing the Lens, Pranlal Patel’s photographs of women at work in Ahmedabad, India, circa 1937. Through July 27: In Context: The Portrait in Contemporary Photographic Practice, works of 13 conceptual artists that balance aesthetic and political goals to frame important social issues in a contemporary manner. Ongoing: Archive Hall: Art and Artifacts; Case Histories: The Hidden Meaning of Objects. Westcott Community Center Art Gallery. 826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.;

also by appointment. 478-8634. Through April 25: Night Menagerie, works by Mark McIntyre.

Whitney Applied Technology Center. Onondaga Community College, 4941 Onon-

daga Road. Free. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-10 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 498-2787. Mon. March 31-April 15: Onondaga Student Art Exhibition, a juried show of works from area art and photography students.

White Branch Library. 763 Butternut St. Mon., Tues., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Wed. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3519. Through March: an exhibit devoted to several August Wilson plays. Sat. March 29, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m.: The Deer Lovers, an interactive production featuring drumming, dancing and narration.

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Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 445-4153. Through Fri. March 28: Playing with Fire, clay, bronze and welded steel works by Carol Adamec.

LEARNING Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your

own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 699-3965.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45 p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 4101962. Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Public Speaking Workshop. Fri. 10

a.m.-5 p.m. Personnel from Toastmasters International will be on hand at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Improv Scene Work. Sat. 10 a.m.-noon. Syracuse Improv Collective instructors offer storytelling techniques for budding improvisational comic talents at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $75. 8858960. Quilting Group. Every Sat. 10 a.m. The Sankofa Piecemakers Quilting Group meets at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 443-1757. Acrylic Workshop. Sat. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Learn how to use acrylic paints, pastes and gels at the Art Store, 935 Erie Blvd. E. $100, includes materials. 474-1000.

Celtic Teatime Traditions. Sat. 1-3 p.m.

Celtic historian and tea expert Elizabeth Knight leads the discussion, which includes tea samples. Onondaga Free Library, 4840 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free; registration preferred. 492-1727.

Music Workshop. Sat. 2-5 p.m. Musicians

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Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 243-9333.

William Ward Lecture. Tues. 5:30-7:30

p.m. The Syracuse University professor chats about “Social Media and the Future of Small and Medium-Sized Businesses.”The Lodge at Welch Allyn, 4355 State Street Road, Skaneateles. $30. 291-3700.

Paint, Drink and Be Merry. Tues. 6:309:30 p.m. Sip some adult beverages and recreate the painting “A Stone Cottage Window in Ireland” with the help of a trained artist. Nibsy’s, 201 Ulster St. $38. 476-8423.

LITERATI

Jim Shepard. Wed. March 26, 5:30 p.m. The poet reads his works as part of the Raymond Carver Reading Series at Syracuse University’s Gifford Auditorium, HBC Hall, SU Quad. Free; preceded by a question-answer session, 3:45-4:30 p.m. 443-2173. Paine Branch Book Club. Fri. 10 a.m.-5

p.m. Members meet at (where else?) Paine Branch Library, 113 Nichols Ave. Free. 435-5442.

History Book Club. Sat. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Members discuss Ruth Gruber’s Haven: The Dramatic Story of 1,000 World War II Refugees and How They Came to America at the Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free. 428-1864.

Author Event. Sat. 2:30-5 p.m. Joyce Stokes

Jones and Michele Jones Galvin discuss their book Beyond the Underground: Aunt Harriet, Moses of Her People. Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636.

Writers’ Roundtable. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Long-standing writers’ group invites new and seasoned scribes to share work or just sit back and listen. Denny’s, 103 Elwood Davis Road (off Seventh North Street). Free. 247-9645. Diane Ravitch. Tues. 7:30 p.m. The educa-

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Hamlet. Wed. March 26-Sat. & Wed. April 2, 8

Montezuma Wildlife Viewing. Every Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Sat.-Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Trails and the Wildlife Drive auto-tour route are open to visitors. Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge, 3395 Route 20, Seneca Falls. Free. 568-5987.

Antigone. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m. Colgate Lessons in Love. Fri. 8 p.m. Anthony Wright University drama students mount Sophocles’ and Allie Villa offer a romantic cabaret at the Cenclassic at the Palace Theater, 19 Utica St., Hamilton. tral New York Playhouse venue, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $10. 885-8960. Free. 824-1420.

Fort Stanwix National Monument.

The Glass Menagerie. Wed. April 2, 7:30

Wed.-Sun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 112 E. Park St., Rome. Free. 338-7730. Ongoing: the exhibit Powder Horns of Early America.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-

4:30 p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/ under age 2. 435-8511.

City of Syracuse Ice Skating. Through Sun. March 30 at indoor rinks, weather permitting at Clinton Square. The Department of Parks, Recreation and Youth Programs offers skating at these locations. Meachem Rink (121 W. Seneca Turnpike, 492-0179). Open skating: Tues.-Fri. 12:15 to 3:15 p.m.; Fri. & Sat. 7:15 to 10 p.m. Senior skating: Fri. 9 to 11:45 a.m. $3/adults, $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. Sunnycrest Rink (698 Robinson St., near Henninger High School; 473-4696). Open skating: Mon. & Tues. 12:15 to 4:30 p.m.; Wed. noon to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Thurs. noon to 4:30 p.m.; Fri. noon to 4:30 p.m., 7:15 to 10 p.m.; Sat. 1:45 to 6:45 p.m., 7 to 8:15 p.m., 8:30 to 10 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 to 5:30 p.m., 7:15 to 8:30 p.m. and 8:45 to 10 p.m. $3/adults; $2/children and seniors; skate rental: $3. 473-4696. Clinton Square Ice Rink (423-0129). Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Fri. and school breaks 11 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. $3/adults; $2/children and seniors; $3/skate rental. Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-4 p.m., through Mon. March 31. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $29/monthly pass; $99/season pass. 453-6712.

SPORTS

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Wed. March

26, Fri. & Sat. 7 p.m. The slap-shotters’ face-offs include the St. John’s IceCaps (Wed.), the Adirondack Phantoms (Fri.) and the Binghamton Senators (Sat. during the Pucks for Paws fundraiser in which attendees can bring their dogs). Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

SPECIALS

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head down

to Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out and test your knowledge against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 692-8100. Salt City Cluster Spring Dog Show.

Thurs.-Sun. 8:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Dog trainers and their talented canines convene for the 33rd annual show at the New York State Fairgrounds’ Exhibit Center and the Center of Progress, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free. (610) 376-1880.

White Ribbon Campaign Kickoff Walk. Fri. noon-5 p.m. Stroll through downtown

p.m.; closes April 27. Director Timothy Bond takes on Tennessee Williams’ four-character memory play to close the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30, $49, $52/ adults, $35/age 40 and under, $18/under 18. 4433275.

The Good Woman of Setzuan. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Wed. April 2, 8 p.m.; closes April 13. Bertolt Brecht’s social satire about a prostitute who poses as a businessman, performed by students of the Syracuse University Drama Department at the Syracuse Stage complex, 820 E. Genesee St. $19/adults, $17/students and seniors. 443-3275. Kenichi Ebina. Sat. 7 p.m. The America’s Got Talent winner offers an evening of dance, illusion and special effects at the Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. $20. 337-6453.

Syracuse and tie ribbons to trees and lampposts to call attention to the domestic violence awareness campaign sponsored by Vera House. Clinton Square, 2 Clinton St. Free; registration required. 425-0818, Ext. 248.

Big East Camping and Outdoor Sports Show. Fri. 2-8 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-7

p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Enjoy seminars, equipment, Gator Boys star Jimmy Riffle and more at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino’s Event Center, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona. $9/adults, $3/ages 6-12, free/under age 5. 361-SHOW.

Fish Dinners. Every Fri. 3-7:30 p.m.; through

April 18. Enjoy Lenten repasts including haddock, shrimp and more at VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. $9.50-$11.50/adults, $5-$6.50/children. 458-7290.

Wii Fun. Fri. 3 p.m. Test your Nintendo skills, plus other games for ages 6 to 12, at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 435-3395. Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890. Contra and Square Dancing. Fri. 8-11 p.m. Musicians Andrew and Noah VanNorstrand highlight the evening at the United Church of Fayetteville, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $7. 415-1699. Tango Lesson and Social Dancing.

Fri. 8 p.m. Get footloose at the Flamingo Ballroom, 305 S. Main St., North Syracuse. $8. DanceloversCNY.com.

Catholic Men’s IGNITE Conference. Sat. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Catholic vendors, men’s groups, and religious leaders convene for the sixth annual event at SRC Arena and Events Center, Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 422-7203.

Day of Joy Christian Women’s Conference. Sat. 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Enjoy

worship sessions and other spiritual activities at

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p.m.; closes April 5. The Shakespeare drama gets all shook up with a John Hughes-styled 1980s-era flourish in this production at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $30. 362-2785.

Lungs. Wed. March 26 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 4 p.m., Wed. April 2, 7:30 p.m.; closes April 13. British playwright Duncan Macmillan’s work about a contemporary couple pondering their future decisions continues the season at the Kitchen Theatre Company, 417 W. State St., Ithaca. $15-$37. (607) 273-4497.

The 1914 Revue. Sun. 3 p.m. The afternoon of entertainment includes a scene from the hit play On Trial, the Syracuse University Brass Ensemble, novelty singer Jack Theakston, songs from the era, 35mm screenings of Charlie Chaplin and Pearl White shorts and more at the Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. $10/adults, $8/seniors, $3/ children under 12. 337-6453. Salt City Magic Club. Sat. 8 p.m. An eve-

ning of hocus pocus at the Central New York Playhouse venue, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $10/adults, $5/under age 10. 885-8960.

The Master and Margarita. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; closes April 5. Leslie Noble directs this world Sleeping Beauty. Sat. 12:30 p.m. Interactive premiere adaptation of a suppressed Russian novel version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Wareabout surrealistic doings in Moscow, which concludes the Boot and Buskin Theater Group season house, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823. at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $15/adults, Auditions and Rehearsals $10/seniors, $5/students. 445-4200. The Media Unit. Central New York teens My Dead Lady. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; closes ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen May 1. Suspicious characters spoof the George Ber- performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, nard Shaw musical in this interactive dinner-theactors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Audiater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme tions by appointment: 478-UNIT. Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807. Believers’ Chapel, 7912 Thompson Road, Cicero. $40; registration required; includes breakfast and lunch. 727-8668.

Birds of Onondaga Lake. Sat. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Audubon New York’s photography exhibit takes place at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 365-3588. Pancake Breakfast. Sat. 9 a.m.-noon. Get

flapjack fever at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $3-$5. 638-2519.

Craft Show and Bake Sale. Sat. 10 a.m.-

4 p.m. The annual event takes place at the Solvay Volunteer Fire Department, 1925 Milton Ave., Solvay. Free admission. 468-2185.

Maple Syrup Time. Every Sat. 10 a.m.-4

p.m.; every Sun. 1-4 p.m. Celebrate the arrival of spring with syrup-harvesting demonstrations at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 638-2519.

Bumblebee Backstory. Sat. 1-2:30 p.m. Get an in-depth look into the life of a bumblebee, as well as learning how to construct nest boxes. Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $8/adults, $25/families. 673-1350. Syracuse Area Bellydancers Association. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The second annual

Bellydance Benefit Show for the Humane Association of Central New York takes place at Puttin’ on the Ritz, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $10/donation. 446-5707.

Central New York Science and Engineering Fair. Sun. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. The

fair features projects by local children ages 4 to 12 at the SRC Arena and Events Center, Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 498-2699.

Coin and Collection Show. Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. The Oswego County Numismatic Association hosts its 50th annual show at the Fulton Municipal Building, 141 S. First St., Fulton. Free. 488-3290. Syracuse New Times

Trail Hike. Sun. noon-3:30 p.m. Kathy Disque

from the Onondaga chapter of the Adirondack Mountain Club leads a five- to seven-mile trail hike at Cazenovia Gorge, Route 20, Cazenovia. Free; participants should bring snacks and water. 656-3383.

Kindergarten Open House. Sun. 2-4

p.m. Prospective kindergarten students and their parents convene at the New School, 5205 Jamesville Road, DeWitt. Free. 475-6453.

Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowl-

edge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 4578700.

Team Trivia. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Drop some factoids at Phoebe’s Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St. Free. 475-5154. UpDowntowners Meeting. Tues. 5-8 p.m. They gather at Louie’s Family Restaurant, 425 N. State St. Free. 471-0363. Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Join in the fun at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312. Wisdom Keeper Award. Wed. April 2,

5-8 p.m. F.O.C.U.S. Greater Syracuse presents the honor to Onondaga Nation Faithkeeper Oren Lyons. Pirro Convention Center, 800 S. State St. $100, includes local food and beverages; registration required. 448-8732.

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American Hustle. Christian Bale, Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Adams and Bradley Cooper in a wild 1970s-era crime drama. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 9 p.m. Bad Words. Star-director Jason Bateman’s comedy about a vengeful adult seeking retribution for a long-ago spelling bee. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:30, 5, 7:45 & 10:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m.

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Divergent. Screen adaptation of the teengeared sci-fi literary series storms the multiplexes. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: Daily: 12, 3:20, 6:40 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 12:30, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:20 p.m. Screen 3: 1, 4:20 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:50 p.m. Screen 4: 1:30, 4:50 & 8:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:20 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:40 & 6:50 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4:10 & 7:20 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12, 3:30, 6:40 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 12:40, 4, 7:10 & 10:20 p.m. Frozen. Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen provides the source material for Disney’s cartoon musical; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Hollywood (Digital presentation/3-D/stereo). Daily: 6:35 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2 p.m. God’s Not Dead. Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo as an atheist professor in this faith-based drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25, 4:15, 7:05 & 10 p.m. The Grand Budapest Hotel. Direc-

tor Wes Anderson’s all-star art-house comedy features Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham and Adrien Brody. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1 (Fri.-Sun.): 12:55 & 6:55 p.m. Screen 2: 1:35, 4:35, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri.: 7 & 9:30 p.m. Sat.: 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Sun.: 2, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (4-2): 7:30 p.m.

The LEGO Movie. Will Arnett and Elizabeth Banks lend their voices to this cartoon. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05 & 3:45 p.m. Late shows Mon. & Tues.: 6:20 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05 & 4 p.m. Late show Mon.-Thurs. (4-2): 6:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:25, 4:50, 7:15 & 9:45 p.m.

The Monuments Men. George Clooney,

Matt Damon and Bill Murray in an unusual World War II adventure yarn. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:50, 6:35 & 9:25 p.m.

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Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Stephen Colbert lends his voice to this big-screen cartoon version of the wry Jay Ward 1960s-era TV cartoon about time travel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 3:55, 6:35 & 9:15 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:25 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:40 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25 & 6:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium).

Daily: 12:55 & 3:35 p.m. Late shows Mon.-Thurs. (4-2): 6:20 & 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:15, 4:40, 7:05 & 9:40 p.m.

Muppets Most Wanted. Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey join Kermit’s crew for this family-geared sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:45, 3:35, 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 1:40, 4:30, 7:25 & 10:10 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4:15 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:45, 6:30 & 9:20 p.m. Screen 2: 1:10, 4:15, 7 & 9:55 p.m. Need for Speed. Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul in a movie version of the fast-paced video game; shown in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:25 & 9:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:20 & 6:25 p.m. Noah. Russell Crowe gets ark anxiety in this biblical spectacle. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:30, 6:50 & 10:05 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: Daily: 12:40, 4, 7:20 & 10:35 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:20, 4:40 & 7:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.Sun.): 6:20 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:40, 3:50 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:15 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.Sun.): 6:40 & 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:20, 3:40, 6:50 & 10 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4:10 & 7:20 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:30 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Sun.): 6:20 & 9:30 p.m. Non-Stop. Liam Neeson as an air marshal in pursuit of a killer aboard a frenzied flight. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:50, 4:25, 7:15 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:35 & 7:35 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35 & 10:15 p.m. The Nut Job. Will Arnett and Brendan Fraser lend their voices to this squirrely cartoon. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Sat. & Sun.: 12 p.m.

Ride Along. Buddy comedy with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. Hollywood (Digital presentation/ stereo). Sat. & Sun.: 4:25 p.m. Sabotage. Action thriller with Arnold

Schwarzenegger as a DEA agent turned sleuth when his buddies start getting bumped off after ripping off a drug cartel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:10, 7 & 9:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:25, 7:30 & 10:10 p.m.

The Silence of the Lambs. Regal Cin-

ema’s Classic Film Series rolls on with Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster in a tasty thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (4-2): 2 & 7 p.m.

The Single Moms Club. More from the Tyler Perry franchise. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 3:40 & 9:40 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (4-2): 12:55, 3:40, 6:55 & 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 4:05, 6:45 & 9:25 p.m. Son of God. The story of Jesus in a 138-min-

ute condensation of the 10-hour The Bible TV miniseries. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 3:55 & 6:55 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:55 p.m.

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Blood Brother. Thurs. 7 p.m. Documentary

Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom.

about a man who restarts his life in India with children at an HIV orphanage. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $11. 463-9240.

Wed. April 2, 5:30 p.m.; closes April 6. The “Indie Films” series continues with Idris Elba’s portrayal of the late South African leader and his struggles with apartheid. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210.

The Book Thief. Wed. March 26-Sun. 5:30 p.m. The “Indie Films” series continues with Geoffrey Rush and Emily Watson in an art-house drama set in World War II. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210.

Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 5

p.m. Annual March Madness screenings featuring the large-format profile of the celebrated hoopster at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Coral Reef Adventure. Wed. March

26-Fri. 3 p.m., Sat. 3 & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. April 2, 3 p.m. Large-format glub story. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

The Silence of the Lambs. Mon. 7:30

p.m. The “Flashback Movie Mondays” series continues with the tasty thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $5. 436-4723.

400 Miles to Freedom. Sat. 7 p.m.

Co-director Avishai Mekonen’s autobiographical feature about his childhood escape from a dictatorship in 1984 Israel. Temple Society of Concord, 910 Madison St. Free. 475-9952.

To the Arctic. Wed. March 26-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat.

1 & 7 p.m., Sun. & Wed. April 2, 1 p.m. Meryl Streep narrates the large-format documentary about a polar bear family. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Gravity. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m. Blast off with Sandra Bullock and George Clooney in this special-effects space odyssey. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5/advance, $6/ door. 253-6669.

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Wednesday 3/26 Chad Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Jess and the Beards. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Joe Henson. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 7-10 p.m. John Lerner. (Parker’s, 129 Genesee St., Auburn), 8-11 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Pop Duo. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

Just Joe. (King of Clubs, 420 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m. Mark Nanni & The Intention. (Phoe-

be’s, 900 E. Genesee St.) 8 p.m.

Jim O’Mahoney and Joey Acuri.

(Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 7:30-10:30 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Monkey Fever. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

Off the Reservation. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (CC’s (formerly Big Kahunas),

17 Columbus St., Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

Rick Pallatto and Mat Kerlin. (Eskapes

Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (Al’s Wine and Whiskey

Spring Street. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Willow St.), 8-11 p.m.

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Anna Vogel Trio. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood

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Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 7-10 p.m.

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What’s in a Name? Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun.

2 & 7:30 p.m. French comedy in which a couple announce the proposed name of their forthcoming child during a dinner party. Smith Opera House, 82 Seneca St., Geneva. $6/adults, $5/students and seniors. 781-5483.

Hubble. Wed. March 26-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat.

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The Guise. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m.

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(Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia), 7-10 p.m.

Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

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Grit N Grace. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhl-

Books, 35 Fennell St., Skaneateles), 7:30 p.m.

man Road, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Civil Servants. (Stockyard Nightclub, 500 Old

John Lerner. (Fulton Moose Lodge, 3044

No Excuses. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 10 p.m.

Prime Time Horns. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que,

246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Rick Pallatto and Mat Kerlin. (Buzz

Liverpool Road, Liverpool), 9:30 p.m.

County Route 57, Oswego), 8-11 p.m.

Dana “Short Order” Cooke. (Sparky

Just Joe. (Ventosa Vineyards, 3440 Route 96A, Geneva), 6-9 p.m.

RollinSouth. (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill,

Letizia and the Z Band. (Leopard

Rusty Case. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Town, 324 Burnet Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

Lounge, Turning Stone Resort & Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Cato Hotel, 213 Main St.,

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Café, 527 Charles Ave.), 7-9 p.m. 7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 6-9 p.m.

The Survivors. (Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 503-505 Westcott St.), 9:30 p.m.

Saturday 3/29 Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band. (Denny’s Mountainview, 6662 Route 281, Preble), 8 p.m.

Flipside. (Suzy’s Tavern, 6 Lexington Ave., Auburn), 10 p.m.

Frank Rhodes. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m.

The Billionaires. (Carnegie Café, Maple-

Grit N Grace. (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill,

wood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

The Bog Brothers. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

Hobo Graffiti. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brew-

The Coachmen. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manli-

Just Joe. (Cato Hotel, 213 Main St., Cato), 9 p.m.

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The Fabulous Ripcords. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8-11 p.m.

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Last Call. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St. Road, Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Letizia and the Z Band. (Leopard

Lounge, Turning Stone Resort & Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

PEP (Proctor Entertainment Project). (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

The Barndogs. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

The Camillians. (Stein’s, 5600 Newport Road, Camillus), 9:30 p.m. The Headphones. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

The Outtakes. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire

Z Bones. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Sunday 3/30 Flyin’ Column. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 4-7 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Pop Duo. (Bluewa-

ter Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5-8 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Frank’s Moondance Tavern, 2512 Cherry Valley Turnpike, Marcellus), 5-9 p.m.

Monday 3/31 John McConnell. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Stone River Band. (Volney Firehouse, 3002 State Route 3, Fulton), 6-9 p.m.

RollinSouth. (Ritchie’s Bar and Grill, 20 Clas-

Golf Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7:30 p.m.

Mike Sims. (Pirate’s Landing, 9851 Route 38, Port Byron), 3 p.m.

The Shakedown. (World of Beer, Destiny

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Secret O Life. (Buzz Café, 527 Charles Ave.),

Off the Reservation. (LakeHouse Pub, 6

Mark Nanni. (Ironwood Restaurant, 145 E. Seneca St., Manlius), 6-8 p.m.

sic St., Sherburne), 9:30 p.m. 7-9 p.m.

USA), 8 p.m.

The Action. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub,

The Sugardaddys. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 8 p.m.

100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6-9 p.m.

Skip Murphy and the Merry Pranksters. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7-11 p.m.

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Wednesday 4/2

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Open Mike w/Chuck Dorgan & Jess Big D Trio. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow Novak. (Bull n’ Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St.), 7:30

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Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

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Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Marcia Rutledge w/Harvey Nusbaum and Joe Davoli. (Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 7-10 p.m.

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Open Mike w/Shirley and Friends. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

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Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 6:30 p.m. Karaoke w/Harf and Friends. (Village Lanes, 201 E. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Sunday 3/30 Karaoke w/DJ Havok. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 8 p.m. Open Mike w/Johnny Rage. (Bridge

Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30-11:30 p.m.

Monday 3/31

Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke

Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Open Mike Night. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191

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Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

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Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers

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Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Hobo Graffiti. (Mac’s Bad

Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 8:30 p.m.

Friday 3/28 Happy Hour Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers

Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 6-9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Loudest Sound in Town. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton

Road, Mattydale), 10 p.m.

Wednesday 4/2

Karaoke w/DJs R US. (Spinning Wheel,

7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m.

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executors, administrators, trustees, devisees, legatees, assignors, lienors, creditors and successors in interest, and generally all persons having or claiming under, by or through said defendant who may be deceased, by purchase, inheritance, lien or otherwise of any right, title or interest in and to the premises described in the complaint herein, and their respective husbands, wives or widows, if any, and each and every person not specifically named who may be entitled to or claim to have any right, title or interest in the property described in the verified complaint; all of whom and whose names and places of residence unknown, and cannot after diligent inquiry be ascertained by the Plaintiff, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK, NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE, Defendants.TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the attorneys for the Plaintiff within 20 days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within 30 days after service is complete if this Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York). In case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE MORTGAGE COMPANY WHO FILED THIS FORECLOSURE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT, A DEFAULT JUDGMENT MAY BE ENTERED AND YOU CAN LOSE YOUR HOME. SPEAK TO AN ATTORNEY OR GO TO THE COURT WHERE YOUR CASE IS PENDING FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON HOW TO ANSWER THE SUMMONS AND PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY. SENDING PAYMENT TO YOUR MORTGAGE COMPANY WILL NOT STOP THIS FORECLOSURE ACTION. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. NOTICE OF NATURE OF ACTION AND RELIEF SOUGHT THE OBJECT of the above captioned action is to foreclose a Mortgage to secure $ 32,775.00 and interest, recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga on July 16, 2004, at Liber 14054, Pg. 320, covering premises known as 226 Merriman Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13203 aka 13204 – SBL #: 97-5-39. The relief sought in the within action is a final judg-

ment directing the sale of the premises described above to satisfy the debt secured by the Mortgage described above. The Plaintiff also seeks a deficiency judgment against the Defendant and for any debt secured by said Mortgage which is not satisfied by the proceeds of the sale of said premises. TO the Defendant BRUNILDA TORRES, the foregoing Summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an Order of the Hon. BRIAN F. DeJOSEPH of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, and dated January 27, 2014. The property in question is described as follows: ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, being lot no. 6 in block no. 317 according to a survey and map of the “Kellogg Tract” made by H.W. Clarke and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office July 24, 1872 being three (3) rods in front on Merriman Avenue and same in rear, and eight (8) rods more or less in length to the north line of the tract. Dated: New Rochelle, N.Y. February 10, 2014. McCABE, WEISBERG & CONWAY, P.C. By: /s/Jonathan Pollack, Esq. Attorneys for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street, Ste. 210 New Rochelle, NY 10801 p. 914636-8900 f. 914-636-8901 HELP FOR HOMEOWNERS IN FORECLOSURE NEW YORK STATE LAW REQUIRES THAT WE SEND YOU THIS NOTICE ABOUT THE FORECLOSURE PROCESS. PLEASE READ IT CAREFULLY. SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. IF YOU FAIL TO RESPOND TO THE SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT IN THIS FORECLOSURE ACTION, YOU MAY LOSE YOUR HOME. PLEASE READ THE SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT CAREFULLY. YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY CONTACT AN ATTORNEY OR YOUR LOCAL LEGAL AID OFFICE TO OBTAIN ADVICE ON HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF. SOURCES OF INFORMATION AND ASSISTANCE. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. In addition to seeking assistance from an attorney or legal aid office, there are government agencies and non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about possible options, including trying to work with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the tollfree helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-226-5697 or visit the Department’s website at www.dfs.ny.gov. FORECLOSURE RESCUE SCAMS Be careful of people who approach you with offers to “save” your home. There are individuals who watch for notices of foreclosure actions in order to unfairly

profit from a homeowner’s distress. You should be extremely careful about any such promises and any suggestions that you pay them a fee or sign over your deed. State law requires anyone offering such services for profit to enter into a contract which fully describes the services they will perform and fees they will charge, and which prohibits them from taking any money from you until they have completed all such promised services. NOTICE OF FORMATION of 19EEN, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with NYS Department of State (NYSDS) 01/28/14. Office location: Onondaga County. NYSDS designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. NYSDS shall mail copy of process to: 211 Lafayette Rd Apt# 433, Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: Any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of 200-204 Columbus Avenue LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/22/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 127 Carlotta Dr., Bear, DE 19701. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF 6049 BAY HILL CIRCLE, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law 1. The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is 6049 Bay Hill Circle, LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on March 4, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga. 4. The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: c/o WSP, 120 E. Washington St., #105, Syracuse, NY 13202. 6. The company is to be managed by one or more managers. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York.

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Notice of Formation of Abilities Speech Language Therapy, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 18, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Abilities Speech Language Therapy, LLC, 4257 Colorado Run, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Bison One, LLC. Art. of Org. filed with New York Secretary of State, (SSNY) 01/21/14. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY desig-

nated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to the LLC, 121 E. Water Street, 4th Floor, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Cutler Factoring, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/24/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: PO Box 22, North Syracuse, NY 13212. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

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classified NOTICE OF FORMATION OF HEATHCARE REIMBURSEMENT SOLUTIONS, LLC Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. 1. The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is Heathcare Reimbursement Solutions, LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on March 17, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga. 4. The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: 4082 Rusty Pine Lane, Liverpool, NY 13090. 6. The company is to be managed by by one or more managers. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York. Notice of Formation of LIG Environmental LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/24/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 110 Snowflake Circle, Camillus NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is CNY Cleaning Solutions LLC . The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 3/12/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 479 Brattle Rd, Syracuse, NY 13203. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: (street address) 479 Brattle Rd, Syracuse, NY 13203. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: The Winds of Cold Springs Harbor, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 6, 2014 . The office of the company is located in

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To place your ad call (315) 422-7011 or fax (315) 422-1721 or e-mail classified@syracusenewtimes.com Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 3642 Hayes Rd, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 3208 Howlett Hill Rd, Camillus, NY 13031. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Bitey Beads LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 12, 2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 126 Sunnybrook Drive, Syracuse NY 13219. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 126 Sunnybrook Drive, Syracuse NY 13219. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Carter-Calley Services, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 11/15/2013. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8418 Theodolite Dr Apt 708 Baldwinsville, NY 13027. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: C/O United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202 Brooklyn, NY 11228 The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Chicken Bandit LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/28/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Chicken

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Lady LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/3/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 6070 Donnybrook Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: CNY Show Promoters LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 03.26.2013. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 107 Garden City Drive, Syracuse, NY 13211. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 107 Garden City Drive, Syracuse, NY 13211. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Gizmo’s Videogames and Wrestling LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/20/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 102 S. Main Street, Syracuse, NY 13212. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 529 S. Collingwood Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Jacob-Russell Translation Service LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/29/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The Principal business location is: 3784 Gray Ledge Terrace, Syracuse, NY 13215. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 3784 Gray Ledge Terrace, Syracuse, NY 13215. The purpose

of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: JEF Imagines LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: February 6,2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 1800 Swift Rd, Fabius, NY 13063. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 1800 Swift Rd, Fabius,NY 13063. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Morris Velo LLC . The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/27/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 621 Otisco St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 621 Otisco St.,Syracuse, NY 13204. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: ThirdGen Home Inspections LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/21/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 737 Schuyler St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 737 Schuyler St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: young Bull Construction LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 12/11/13. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the

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SSNY shall mail process is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is:1st Choice Private Investigations LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on:10/15/13. The office of the company is located in Onondaga_County. The principal business location is: 211 Boyden Street, Syracuse, NY 13203. The SSNY has been designated as agent upom whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 211 Boyden Street, Syracuse, NY 13203. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company LLC. The name of the LLC is: MJF FOODSERVICE, LLC. The Arts. of Org. of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/04/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 100 Benoit Dr, Syracuse, NY 13209. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 100 Benoit Dr, Syracuse, NY 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of New View Optometry PLLC, a Domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC).  Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/31/14 .Office location: County  of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corporation Agents 7014 13th Ave, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Sampling Syracuse Food Tours, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 18, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 103 Hensberry Rd., Syracuse, New York 13207. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of THE SHOP ON ERIE LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/2/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of

LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 3663 Cobb Hill Road, Cazenovia, NY 13035. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Qualification of High Steel Service Center LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 3/11/14. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in PA on 8/31/06. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. PA and principal business address: 1853 William Penn Way, Lancaster, PA 17605. Cert. of Org. filed with PA Sec. of the Commonwealth, Rm 206 North Office Bldg., Harrisburg, PA 17105. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Reg. of Christopher & McQuillan, LLP. Filed with the Secretary of State of New York on 02/11/2014. Off. Loc.: Onondaga County. The SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLP upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLP, 430 E. Genesee Street, Suite 111, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: Law. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff(s),Against DANNY L. LEWIS A/K/A DANNY LEWIS; et al, Defendant(s) Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale duly entered 12/30/2013, I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the West Lobby, 2nd Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York on 4/14/2014 at 10:00 am premises known as 120 Marvin Road, Syracuse, NY 13207. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York. Section 073 Block 26 Lot 23.0 Approximate amount of lien $83,844.86 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 78/13 Stefano Camberari, Esq., Referee STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorney’s for Plaintiff), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743 Dated: 2/3/2014 File Number: 201100344 MNH NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION Plaintiff(s). Against DANIEL B. BARRY A/K/A DANIEL BARRY, Defendant(s). Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure

and sale duly entered 12/27/2013, I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the West Lobby 2nd Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY 13202 on 4/29/2014 at 10:00 am premises known as 317 Fay Road, Solvay, NY 13219. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the Village of Solvay, County of Onondaga and State of New York. Section 016 Block 01 Lot 27. Approximate amount of lien $94,236.48 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 136/13 David Rizzo, Esq., Referee STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorney’s for Plaintiff), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated: 2/24/2014. File Number: 201201264 MNH. PUBLIC NOTICE: General Dynamics doing work for AT&T Mobility is proposing to add a generator to an existing telecommunications facility. The proposed generator addition will be located at ground level. The facility location is 801 University Avenue, Syracuse, Onondaga County, NY 13210 (43° 2’ 28.48” North and 76° 8’ 1.81” West).   Public comments regarding potential effects on historic properties may be submitted within 30 days from the date of this publication to: N. McReynolds, Terracon, 2855 Premiere Parkway, Suite C, Duluth, GA 30097; 770623-0755; nkmcreynolds@terracon.com. STATE OF NEW YORK SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA WELLS FARGO BANK, N.A. Plaintiff vs. KAREN GILES, And JOHN DOE, Defendants . SUMMONS  Index No. 2013-5961. This is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose. To the above named Defendants: You are hereby summoned to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the plaintiff’s attorneys within thirty days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or

go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Dated: March 18, 2014. The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of Hon. J. Donald F. Cerio, Jr.  , Justice of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed the 10th  day of March,  2014 at Syracuse, New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage on the following property: ALL that tract or parcel of land, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and described as Lot 14 in a certain plan of lots called Lynnhurst as surveyed for Arnold Roe and Mix by G.E. Higgins, a surveyor, and filed in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County, January 10, 1899. These premises are also known as 145 Lynhurst Avenue West, Syracuse NY, 13205. Michael Jablonski, Esq. Woods Oviatt Gilman LLP Attorneys for Plaintiff: 700 Crossroads Building, 2 State Street,   Rochester, New York  14614. Take notice that the name of the limited liability company is FSS Global, LLC.  The articles of organization have been filed with the secretary of state on December 23, 2013.  The office for the limited liability company within the state is located in Onondaga County.  The secretary of state has been designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served and the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against it served upon him or her to FSS Global, LLC, 108 Kennedy Street, Fayetteville, NY 13066. The purpose of the limited liability company is to engage in any legal business activity.

VIC Holdings, LLC, a domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC), filed with the Sec of State of NY on February 27, 2014.  NY Office location: Onondaga County.  SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.  SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/ her to Davies Law Firm, P.C., 210 E. Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202.  General Purposes.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) I have coined a new word just for

your horoscope this week. It’s “zex,” short for “zen sex.” Zex is a kind of sex in which your mind is at rest, empty of all thoughts. You breathe slowly and calmly, move slowly and calmly, grunt and moan slowly and calmly. You are completely detached from the sensual pleasure you are experiencing. You have no goals other than the intention to be free of all goals. Zex is the ONLY variety of sex I recommend for you right now, Aries. APRIL FOOL! I lied. Zex may be fine to practice at any other time, but not these days. The style of sex you need most is exuberant, unbridled, expansive, and even zany.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20) In Somalia, there’s a law that forbids you from putting your used chewing gum on your nose and walking around in public. Fortunately, you don’t live there, so it’s fine if you want to do that. In fact, I encourage you to go right ahead. To do so would be right in alignment with the cosmic omens. APRIL FOOL! I lied. You should definitely not take yourself too seriously this week; you should look for opportunities to playfully lose your dignity and razz the status quo. But there are craftier ways to do that than by sticking gum on your nose. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Tata Massage is a salon in San Francisco that provides an unusual beauty

treatment: face-slapping. The Thai masseuse named Tata claims to be improving your complexion as she smacks your cheeks and forehead with her hands. She also does “massage boxing,” in which she administers health-giving punches to your body with her fists. Is there a comparable service available where you live? I highly recommend it. APRIL FOOL! I lied. Here’s the truth: You should be absolutely firm that you won’t tolerate whacks and wallops -- including the psychological kind -- even if they are supposedly good for you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Now would be an excellent time to launch a new tradition or instigate a

fresh trend or make a beautiful thing that will last for a thousand years. I’m talking about an amazing marvel or useful innovation or unique creation that will improve the lives of countless humans all over the planet for the next 40 generations. APRIL FOOL! I was exaggerating a bit. Producing something that will last a thousand years is too ambitious. How about if you simply launch a new tradition or instigate a fresh trend or create a beautiful thing that will last for the rest of your long life -- an amazing marvel or useful innovation or unique creation that will continue to teach and amuse you all along the way?

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Your patron saint for the next three months is surrealistic artist Salvador Dali.

Regard him as your muse and role model. In fact, you might want to spout some of his famous declarations as if they were your own. Start with these: 1. “The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.” 2. “I do not take drugs; I am drugs.” 3. “Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature.” 4. “Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.” APRIL FOOL! I lied. Salvador Dali is your patron saint, role model and muse for only the next 14 days, not three months.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You know how Jesus could supposedly turn water into wine? Well, St. Brigit, a sixth-century Irish nun, was legendary for an even greater miracle. When visitors came to her monastery in Kildare, she changed her old bathwater into beer for them to drink. I think there’s a good chance you will develop that precise talent sometime soon. APRIL FOOL! I kind of lied. You won’t really possess St. Brigit’s supernatural power. However, you will have an uncanny ability to make transmutations that are almost as dramatic as changing bathwater to beer.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The band Rush was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last May.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) When a human embryo begins to develop in the womb, the very first body

part that appears is -- can you guess? -- the anus. This scientific fact led the witty commentators at QI.com to declare that “Every human being starts out as an asshole.” They were making a joke, of course, hinting that every one of us has an unattractive quality or two that make us at least a little bit of a jerk. That’s the bad news, Scorpio. The good news is that you now have an unprecedented chance to transform the asshole aspects of your personality. APRIL FOOL! I lied. You’re not an asshole, not even a little bit. But it is true that the coming weeks will be an excellent time to try to fix or at least modulate your least attractive qualities.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) To be in strict compliance with cosmic necessity, you should attend a party every day in the coming week. Dance ecstatically, make love abundantly and expose yourself to previously unknown pleasures. Feast on a wide variety of food and drink that introduces you to novel tastes. Make sure you experience record levels of sensual enjoyment, nonstop excitement and dynamic socializing. APRIL FOOL! I’m exaggerating, although just a little. Try doing a 70-percent version of what I advised. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Lifehacker.com has a step-by-step guide to set up your home as a

command center where you can pursue your plans for world domination. The article provides advice on how to build a surveillance system, encrypt your computer files, and prepare for blackouts and weather emergencies. Do it, Capricorn! Get the lowdown at http://bit.ly/secretlair. APRIL FOOL! I lied. You don’t really need to create a high-tech fortress. But you would be wise to make your home into more of an ultracomfortable, super-inspiring sanctuary -- a place where you feel so safe and strong and smart that you will always have total power over yourself, and never feel driven to fulfill anyone else’s standards of success but your own.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The planetary omens suggest that you need to experience all possible

flavors of Doritos corn chips. Here’s the problem: The place where you live offers only a limited range. That’s why I urge you to drop everything and travel to Japan, which is the world leader in Dorito variety. There you can sample coconut curry-flavored Doritos, along with fried chicken, corn soup, smoked bacon, tuna and mayonnaise, and many others. Buy your plane ticket now! APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, you will benefit from communing with a wide variety of sensations and experiences and ideas in many areas of your life, not just Doritos.

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