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ON THE RECORD As I’ve told as many people as I can get to listen to me, it wasn’t the first issue of the redesigned Syracuse New Times that worried me, it was the second.

We had most of March to pull together what we needed for the April 2 issue, but we had a week to put out the April 9 issue. And here we are six weeks later with the May 21 issue, still going strong. I guess we can keep it up.

Although we’ve heard some very kind feedback about the changes here, it’s not as if we’re sitting back all satisfied with ourselves. Last week, we introduced our new television coverage; the TV page had been missing since Bob Niedt found reporting opportunities closer to home (he lives in Virginia now). You can find Sarah Hope’s coverage this week on page 27.

And we’re working on other new content that we hope will fill some holes in the New Times repertoire. More on those in the weeks to come.

We make the decisions about content based on years of experience in the Photography by news industry, an instinct Michael Davis. for what the readers want, careful Cover design by Caitlin O’Donnell consideration of feedback we receive through social media, word of mouth as we meet people in the community and an octopus in Germany that did really well with the NCAA bracket in March.

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Curses, Foiled Again Gene Richins, 31, broke into a jewelry store in Sandy, Utah, by climbing down through the ceiling but then set off a motion-detector alarm. “The alarms were going off this whole time,” store owner Tim Branscomb said. “I don’t know why he didn’t just leave.” Instead, Richins continued filling his bag with jewelry.

He wasn’t able to leave the same way he came in, however, so he tried to escape by breaking a window with a fire extinguisher but failed because the glass was shatterproof, police who arrived on the scene said. (Salt Lake City’s KSL-TV)

A 36-year-old man shot himself in the head while demonstrating gun safety at his home in Independence Township, Mich. The man’s girlfriend told Oakland County sheriff’s deputies that the man, who had been drinking most of the day, was using his three handguns to prove how safe guns are when they’re empty.

The first two he pointed at his head didn’t fire, but the third one did. Calling the situation “pretty unique,” Undersheriff Michael McCabe remarked, “I have never heard of anyone testing out the safety of a gun by pointing at their head and pulling the trigger.” (United Press International)

Not-So-Great Escape Australian authorities thwarted an escape by two female inmates from a minimum-security prison in New South Wales when they searched a cell and discovered a 60-foot rope made from tied-together sheets. Officials at Emu Plains Corrections Center wondered why the rope was so long because the complex has just one level, and the fences and walls aren’t particularly high. (Sydney’s The Daily Telegraph)

Things That Go Boom Extreme Makeover Two men attending the Western Pyrotechnics Association’s Western Winter Blast 25 were injured when their trunk filled with fireworks exploded in Lake Havasu City, Ariz. “There were 10-inch bundles of fireworks and sparklers,” fire Battalion Chief Mike Quijada said, explaining that when the driver stopped to check out the blast, “That’s when the back blew up.

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Hoping to distance aspiring middle-class Kazakhstan from its low-class neighbors, President Nursultan Nazarbayev suggested eliminating “stan” from its name. The word means “place” in Persian, but Nazarbayev said that it causes foreigners to lump the country with its economically less developed or more politically volatile neighbors. He suggested the name “Kazakh Yeli,” or “Land of the Kazakhs,” and invited public discussion of his proposal. (The Economist)

Problem Solved Chinese officials are considering using giant vacuum cleaners to improve air quality in polluted cities. The device, which resembles a giant hula-hoop, uses an electrified wire to attract smog particles. “It’s not going to cure smog on a large scale,” Dutch inventor Daan Roosegaarde explained, “but at least we can remind people what clean air looks like.” A separate report noted that in 1970, oil-rich Beverly Hillbilly Jed Clampett considered investing in a scheme to drill a tunnel through the San Bernadino Mountains, stick in a huge fan and suck all the smog out of Los Angeles. (The Washington Post)

IN OTHER CRAZINESS: “A day after Donald Sterling’s explosive interview with CNN, Anderson Cooper sat

down with Magic Johnson for a follow-up interview. And Magic actually said he’s praying for Sterling. Yeah, he’s praying for him to get stuck in an elevator with Beyoncé’s sister.” — Jimmy Fallon “George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, is 70 years old today. George didn’t bother celebrating. He spent the day making unnecessary changes to all his earlier birthdays.” — Craig Ferguson “A Chicago priest is offering a $5,000 reward to help stop gun violence. Meanwhile, people with guns just found out about a priest who has $5,000.” — Seth Meyers

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Scottish authorities said Gary Rough, 28, tried to rob a Glasgow betting shop with a cucumber. He showed the clerk a “long cylindrical object covered in a black sock” and demanded money, but she refused. An off-duty detective heard the commotion and pinned Rough to the ground. Rough insisted the matter was “a joke,” adding, “It was a fucking cucumber. Am I getting the jail for this?”

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Soldier surprises kids during first pitch at Syracuse baseball game (Syracuse.com) A home run. — When will the potholes on Thruway Exit 36 be filled: Your Stories (localsyr.com) Answer: When they get around to it. — Sylvan Beach Amusement Park opening delayed to be more in line with summer break (cnycentral.com) Meanwhile, May weather delayed to be more in line with the month of June. — Comcast, soon to own Time Warner Cable, plans to cap data usage for customers (Syracuse. com) Who said a monopoly was a bad thing? — What’s that big snake in the bushes at Onondaga Lake? Ask the Outdoors Guy (Syracuse.com) Insert Bob Congel joke here. — Nature’s strange, top 10 creatures – a list from SUNY ESF’s president (Syracuse.com) Bob Congel is nowhere on this list. — ‘Full-throated Republican’ Skelos backs Astorino (nystatepolitics.com) Kinda sounds like a bird name, doesn’t it?

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LANGUAGE MATTERS In the landmark 2010 Citizens United vs.

Federal Elections Commission case, the Supreme Court essentially said that corporations can spend as much money on political messaging as they like, as long as it is not given to candidates or their committees. Corporations, the Supreme logic went, are just like people.

Around the same time that the Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, corporations have decided that people aren’t people any more. People at work used to be referred to as workers.

Then we became personnel. And now they would have us all believe that we are “human resources.”

You are not a human resource. You are a person.

When you go to work, you might be a cashier, a baker, a firefighter, an engineer, parking attendant, an accordion player, a teacher or a nurse, even a writer at your local alternative weekly. But you are not a human resource. You are a person.

I am not a content provider.

I am a writer. Never in my life have I ended a phone call while on deadline by telling my wife, “I’ve got to get back to providing content.” Never have I provided content for a book, a film, an article or a pamphlet. I just write them.

What’s the difference? Why draw the distinction?

It’s not just because the term “content provider,” like its evil cousin “human resource,” is lifeless and bloodless, which it surely is. It’s not just because it makes us sound like cogs in a machine, which it surely does. It’s because it changes the frame of reference, it erodes the mindset that breeds and nourishes creativity, it imposes a third party— usually a corporate entity — in between the reader and the writer. And it dehumanizes.

Human resources, in corporate speak, are on a par with any other “resources,” such as technology, electrical power, land,

Jeff Kramer as receptionist for a day. Photo by Michael Davis

Dollops to Doughnuts physical plant, software. The use of these terms subtly equates people with inanimate objects, making it easier to explain away decisions that harm real people. It’s not too distant from the military’s use of “collateral damage,” which allows us to shrug our shoulders rather than grieve and protest when we learn that we have killed someone’s entire family on the other side of the globe. The outrageous and unreasonable is rendered somehow more acceptable by the cleverly deployed euphemism.

Corporate media managers have adopted this new language with alarming speed, and frightened journalists, perhaps preferring “content provider” to “out-of-work writer,” have little choice but to nod.

It’s a slippery slope, and I suggest that we will be better off if we resist adopting this new nomenclature.

Think of the musician. She has a voice, an instrument, a song.

So she is a singer, a guitar player, or a songwriter, maybe an arranger. Not a note provider. Not a music provider. A musician. A music provider sounds more like what comes out of the speakers at the dentist’s office. A musician is real, alive, creative. And empowered.

If we are content providers, then what are you? A content consumer? A content accessor? What is an editor? A content rearranger? I don’t provide content; I write thoughts, expressed in words, and paragraphs. Sometimes you read them. Sometimes you don’t. Reading is not consuming, it’s not accessing. It’s reading. Using specific words for specific actions promotes clarity in thinking. When vocabulary starts to slip, when workers are no longer workers who work but “personnel” to be managed and then, even worse, “human resources” to be deployed, it makes me worry.

You are not a human resource. I am not a content provider.

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IN OTHER NEWS: What do Joanie Mahoney and Barack Obama have in common? Both have taken to the

rooftops to promote their environmental agendas. Mahoney’s Save the Rain program for cleaning up Onondaga Lake has included green roofs installed on major county buildings. Last week Obama announced that solar panels would be returning to the White House roof, to emphasize renewable energy sources, part of his “all of the above” energy strategy, which includes hydrofracking. Solar panels were originally installed at the Executive Mansion by Jimmy Carter in the late 1970s when they cost more than 70 dollars per watt of capacity. (Those old panels were removed during the Reagan years.) Today solar installations cost only 74 cents per watt, and costs are trending downward.

Last week, you may have read the comments of a man at the end of his wits going on about those of us who “provide content” for this esteemed periodical.

Yes, I’m talking about Kramer, our resident humor provider, and his inexcusable revelation of our private communications.

In his defense, it must be said that Kramer did work nearly four hours at a real job that day, so understandably he was overtaxed.

Nonetheless, I must set the record straight.

The quote attributed to me in his column about his brief stint as our office receptionist was taken from a private email and quoted out of context. I never anticipated that this private conversation would be revealed to the entire world. Anyone who knows me knows that I would never use the term “dollop” in public.

Through this embarrassing episode, I have developed some insight and empathy into the suffering of Mr. Donald Sterling, whose official title is “disgraced owner of the Los Angeles Clippers.” (His previous title was “that old fat white guy sitting next to the hot black chick.”)

I regret using this particular term for a The number of students small amount of jelly on top of a schmear enrolled in Corcoran High of cream cheese on a bagel. But as Mr. School last year.

Sterling said to Anderson Cooper, “isn’t a guy entitled to one mistake?”

The dollop reference was in response to our receptionist, now referred to in these parts as “C. Scheuerman,” who enticed Kramer’s colleagues to pour out our deThe number of school sires for baked goods in as much detail as districts in Central New possible. I regret that I succumbed to the York with a TOTAL enrollment of fewer than 1,345 lure of her magical lady parts. It won’t happen again. students.

As for Kramer, just consider the source.

This is a man who cannot even succeed in having himself vasectomized (he turned that one into a theatrical production). He’s a man who has acknowledged going to eat at the Cheesecake Factory even though he had already eaten there.

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elebrities including Billy Joel, Meryl Streep and Vanessa Williams expound on the wonders of New York in a series of new 30-second tourism videos paid for by you, the taxpayer. What’s wrong with that picture? Incredibly, no one in the ILoveNY campaign asked me to provide a celebrity testimonial for Syracuse, which looks to be thoroughly dissed by the ad campaign.

Et tu, Vanessa?

Fine. Be that way.

With a major assist from the Syracuse New Times’ multi-media impresario Ty Marshal, I’ve created my own tourism video starring me, local celebrity person Jeff Kramer.

To see it, go to syracusenewtimes.com. If you prefer an Old School media experience, here’s a partial transcript to enjoy with your Coumadin and Jell-O. (Open with panorama shot of Syracuse.)

I’m Jeff Kramer, and I love Syracuse, New York.

There’s no place like it. Actually, I live in DeWitt, which is an eastern suburb, but even that gets confusing because my mailing address is Jamesville. The Syracuse area has a lot of government.

Some people complain that there’s too much wasteful duplications of services, but that’s how we like it here.

You got a cousin who needs a no-show job with a pension and health insurance? How ya gonna make that

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happen? The private sector? Please.

I chose to live in Syracuse because ... OK, I didn’t.

My wife made me move here. She’s from Syracuse, and she wanted to come back. Before we came here, all full of optimism and stuff, we lived in Southern California. People sometimes ask me if I miss it there.

I just smile and say: “What do you think, asshole?”

But I’ve made my peace with it because the upside is tremendous. People here are real, and together we all experience the magic of the four seasons: Pre-Winter, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Mud and Road Construction.

Let me show you some of my favorite places in The ’Cuse: Onondaga Lake is one of the most beautiful urban lakes in the world, and everyone here looks forward to the day we can have physical contact with it without having our critical organs sprout tumors the size of mangos.

(Shot of Kramer being attacked by freakishly huge sunfish.)

And there’s so much more.

With its colorful history and impeccable snow removal operation, Syracuse is the cultural leader of Central New York ...

(Shot of Great New York State Fair, Salt Museum, Adult World) ... and a global innovator in gourmet dining …

(Shot of all-you-can eat Asian buffet, bag of salt potatoes, Olive Garden, Jeff eating chicken wings) ... as well as the region’s media hub.

In fact, I used to write for the not-quite daily newspaper right over there, The Post-Standard ...

(Shot of old Post-Standard building) ... but I quit because they told me I wasn’t part of their core mission. But it’s not like I hold a grudge. Syracuse is too small and too friendly for grudges.

(Shot of Kramer knocking over Post-Standard honor box.)

Whether we’re cheering for our beloved Orange ... (shot of Jim Boeheim rushing the court v. Duke) … Or shopping at one of our intimate specialty boutiques...

(Show Kramer about to enter an inner city corner store, then thinking better of it.) … Syracuse delivers an unforgettable experience.

No wonder I’m proud to call Syracuse my home. You know, one of the main reasons we moved here is because it’s such a great place to raise a family. There’s a real sense of community, a looking out for the little guy ...

(Shot of Destiny USA, National Grid) So, come discover your favorite part of Syracuse. Once we get the Web site working, plan your summer vacation at farworseplacesontheplanetthansyracuse. com.

No matter what you might have heard elsewhere, Syracuse doesn’t totally suck.

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t’s only fitting that in a summer when the first former Syracuse Chief of the modern area will be inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame (Bobby Cox), Syracuse fans can use a ticket stub from a 2014 Chiefs game for free admission to the Hall of Fame Museum on Fridays through Sept. 5.

The Hall of Fame is calling the promotion “Minor League Days,” and on Fridays the museum in Cooperstown will feature educational programs spotlighting the longstanding love affair between baseball fans and the minors.

“This promotion is right in step with the Syracuse Chiefs: affordable, family, and fun,” said Chiefs General Manager Jason Smorol.

“The fans save money and build memories at a Chiefs game, and now they can save money and build memories at the greatest Hall of Fame in the world.”

The regular admission cost to visit the museum is $19.50 for adults and $7 for children 7 to 12. At about 90 miles away, Syracuse is the closest Triple-A or Double-A baseball city to Cooperstown.

“Many of the sport’s major-league fans come from communities served by minor-league teams,” said Brad Horn, vice president of communications and education at the Hall of Fame. “We love the stories of minor league baseball and their fans, and we look forward to celebrating them each Friday throughout the summer.”

Speaking of former Chiefs, former Syracuse player and manager Cox will be inducted into the Hall of Fame July 27 in Cooperstown along with Greg Maddux, Frank Thomas, Tom Glavine, Tony La Russa and Joe Torre. As the Chiefs’ skipper in 1976, Cox guided the Chiefs

to their most recent International League Governors’ Cup championship.

Hall of Fame Induction Weekend, July 25-27, is the highlight of the Hall of Fame’s 75th anniversary celebration in 2014. Other major events include the Hall of Fame Classic on Saturday, May 24, when 30 former major-leaguers — including Hall of Famers like Eddie Murray and Ozzie Smith — play a game at Cooperstown’s legendary Doubleday Field.

On Aug. 2, the Hall will celebrate its anniversary with an all-star concert at the Clark Sports Center featuring the Boston Pops Esplanade Orchestra, former Yankees outfielder and Grammy Award nominee Bernie Williams (who’ll also be in Syracuse June 15), Latin music superstar Juan Luis Guerra and 12-Grammy Award winner Paul Simon (“Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?”).

For information about Hall of Fame events this summer, visit www. baseballhall.org/.

For information about the Chiefs and to purchase a ticket that will also get you into the Hall of Fame, visit www.syracusechiefs.com. SNT Matt Michael is a freelance writer based in Syracuse. Email him at matt42663@hotmail.com.

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MICHAEL SAM’S KISS AND GREATLY DESERVED LIMELIGHT

By Lasse Loeber Jepsen On May 10, NFL’s first openly gay player, Michael Sam, made headlines again, this time as he kissed his boyfriend on national TV. Sam was drafted by the St. Louis Rams in the seventh round, the 249th out of 256 players, and when he received the news, he cried happy tears, hugged and kissed his boyfriend in front of rolling ESPN cameras.

Sam came out publicly in February, so it surprises me that people were caught off guard by his kiss, and that the affectionate act received much more attention than the fact that he got drafted.

The celebratory moment made a sensation, and both narrow-minded NFL players and an outraged Dallas talk show host expressed their indignation (about the gay couple kissing) in the midst of the heated debate. President Barack Obama, on the other hand, congratulated Sam, the Rams and the NFL “for taking an important step forward today in our nation’s journey.”

I can understand that people may need time to get used to seeing gay couples kissing. I just think that it is a shame that Sam being gay overshadows his obvious athletic capabilities and touching life story. Sam spent parts of his childhood living in his mother’s car, and he watched his older brother die from a gunshot wound.

It was against all odds that he, as the first member of his family, attended college and pursued the American Dream. I think the focus should be on him succeeding, rather than on his sexual orientation.

As Obama so tellingly put it, “LGBT Americans prove every day that you should be judged by what you do and not who you are.”

Sam’s spot in the limelight, kissing his boyfriend out of happiness and relief, was well deserved, and it is my hope that it marks the beginning of more tolerance, particularly in relation with sexual diversity. SNT Lasse Loeber Jepsen is a recent Syracuse University graduate who works at the Q Center, a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth and their allies to gather, share, hang out, have fun and build healthy relationships with supportive adults and peers.

MOMMA LEFT 8 DECADES OF SELFLESSNESS ON COMMUNITY

By Jack Brown On Mother’s Day, we said goodbye to a very special lady in the Syracuse community. Mary Lavelle, 97 years young, passed away peacefully at Crouse Hospital, less than a month after working her last weekly dinner shift at St. Vincent de Paul Church. She was a loving wife, mother of five, grandmother of 11 and great-grandmother of 24. But those weren’t the only people around here who knew her as “Momma.”

Lavelle had become a local celebrity in her role as chef extraordinaire for the fish dinners at St. Vincent’s.

During the Lenten season, she would serve delicious meals to hungry folks of all faiths and backgrounds every Friday night. Momma was usually the first person there, no matter sun,

rain, sleet or blizzard. She would collaborate (and occasionally bicker) with longtime tag-team partner Marion Brooks, 88, over the finer points of creating their famous macaroni and cheese. She helped thousands as a communicant of the church for eight decades, and during that time few could keep up with her!

The legend of Momma goes beyond St. Vincent’s. She was a proud member of the Altar and Rosary Society and the Happy Roamers, and she worked at Carrier Corp. for 35 years. In 2012, at the vivacious age of 95, Momma worked part-time in the kitchen at Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity on the SU hill, which – of course – she drove herself to every week. Her son Mike “Che” Lavelle has been the

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chef at Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, which is the house next door, since 1992.

Through the years, Momma formed lasting relationships with members of the SU community and became the undisputed matriarch of the SAE brotherhood.

It wasn’t long before her family ties extended to a national network of former students.

Momma had many friends and loved ones around town. She had been a frequent bowler, golfer, card player and still enjoyed the occasional trip to the casino.

She loved throwing big parties at her house, especially on the Fourth of July, and would even invite the neighboring Syracuse firefighters from Station No. 9.

She visited her friend Betty Coss at St. Camillus once a week for 17 years, and kept in close contact with her children from Syracuse to Arizona.

I first met Momma in 2005 while teaching kids at an after-school kickball program in St. Vincent’s. This was years before I co-founded the band Sophistafunk or began volunteering with the Syracuse Peace Council, and her influence helped lay the foundation for the next chapter of my life. Getting to know her was a reminder about uplifting others and the difference that one person can make.

She was a kind soul with overflowing energy and an inspiration to anybody who had the chance to meet or work with her.

On a beautiful summer day, you could find Momma with her son Mike relaxing by their koi pond on Shuart Avenue.

Sometimes I would be there, too, writing songs in the backyard or hanging out as Lavelle tended to her garden. I always knew her as “Momma,” as did many people in Syracuse and around the country. So when I learned of her passing on Mother’s Day, my heart was filled with an extra layer of grief. But I was soon comforted by Mike, who reminded me how appropriate it was that she said farewell on the most fitting day possible.

Rest in Peace, Momma.

Love, Jack SNT

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Stephen Zunes (SZ): Certainly it has been uneven. As this wave of democratization has taken place, some authoritarian regimes are getting more effective at challenging it, and of course there have been a number of reversals. But overall, since I was an undergraduate back in the 1970s, we have seen more than 70 countries move from dictatorship to some degree of democracy. What we found is that some regimes fell through armed revolution; a few more through voluntary reforms by the elite, a kind of top-down guided democratization within the system; and only one or two through foreign intervention. But in the vast majority of cases, close to three-quarters of these transitions, the most important single variable was democratic civil-society organizations engaged in strategic nonviolent action.

GR: What do you mean by nonviolent activist opposition?

SZ: It most certainly includes public demonstrations and the contestation of public space, but it can also mean things like boycotts; strikes; burning of symbols of government authority, like ID cards; violation of public regime orders, like curfew restrictions. It can also include the establishment of parallel alternative institutions for social organizations and legitimacy.

Unlike armed struggle, which is usually centered on young, able-bodied men with guns, it’s the kind of thing that the entire society regardless of age or gender or physical ability can take part in.

GR: What would you say fall into the “greatest hits” category?

SZ: Certainly, we would start with the Philippines and the downfall of the U.S.-backed Marcos dictatorship and the People Power movement there. We saw the scene in Latin America forcing Pinochet to have a referendum (the dictator of Chile, who lost), as well as Bolivia and some other Latin American countries.

Eastern Europe, of course. It wasn’t NATO that brought down communism, it was Polish dock workers ... Czech intellectuals, Estonian folk singers and millions of other ordinary Eastern Europeans that faced down the tanks with their bare hands. Some of the postcommunist dictatorships, most notably Milosevic in Serbia; it wasn’t 11 weeks of NATO bombing

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that got rid of the Butcher of the Balkans, but young Serbian students who mobilized the population after a stolen election.

And we also see it in parts of Africa – not just North Africa, where Tunisia has been the most prominent success story of the recent Arab spring, but in countries like Madagascar and, in fact, in South Africa they are arguing the ANC (African National Congress) never got beyond the occasional acts of sabotage. It was the Democratic Front and the trade union movement. It was mass resistance in the townships that also made the apartheid system unsustainable and forced them to negotiate with Mandela and led to majority rule.

GR: And some cases, there were armed oppositions or outside interventions, and you say the nonviolent aspect was the real cause for change. Why do you think the nonviolent opposition is more effective than the alternative?

SZ: No struggle is completely nonviolent or completely violent; they are all mixed. But I emphasized the ones in which the primary mode of the struggle, the most significant modes of struggle politically, and also one that involved the largest amount of participants, were those who rejected the use of violence.

I should emphasize this is not out of ethical considerations.

Gandhi and King are exceptions to the rule, in that they were both religious pacifists and leaders of strategic nonviolent action. The vast majority of people and leaders of these movements chose nonviolence not because they were pacifists, not because they have any kind of religious or ethical commitment to nonviolence per se, but because this is one of the most effective means of struggle. In other words, it was a strategic decision, not a moral decision. But I think it does certainly have more appeal than armed struggle. There are a lot of people who are not willing to take up the gun, for various reasons, but who are willing to take part in nonviolence. Again, that is part of its strength.

GR: Have things changed over the years, in terms of how successful something like the American Revolution could be?

SZ: A lot of people forget that a lot of the American Revolution was nonviolent, ... but if you actually look at the records at that time, including the correspondence of the British governments and the like, it was the tax strikes, the massive uncooperation, that was at least as problematic as the soldiers. Indeed, if the French had not intervened, we would have certainly lost the war, but it was (also) an unarmed resistance. It actually started in the 1760s – that really helped undermine British control. I think the Boston Tea Party may be the only incident that really made it to our history books, but that was just one of quite a number of instances of civil resistance within the Colonies.

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GR: A recent study by researchers at Princeton University concluded that the U.S. is an oligarchy, not a democracy.

Is there any application of your research to thinking about the American situation?

SZ: Well, if you look at the struggles that have made our country more democratic over the years, it’s almost always been through popular, nonviolent struggles, from the suffrage movement to the civil rights movement to the American labor movement. Almost all the progress that we have seen in making our country more democratic has come through popular, nonviolent struggles. I would agree that there is a need now for it, with the great increasing concentration of power in the hands of the wealthy. What we saw through the Occupy Wall Street movements is the beginnings of that kind of resistance, though the lack of organization and other strategic errors made that short-lived. I think it is an indication what we may be seeing more of in the future and hopefully in a more organized and strategic way.

GR: I want to turn to the area you have focused on, the Middle East. How likely is it that we will see lasting peace and cooperation between Israel and Palestine in the next, say, 20 years?

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SZ: I think most people on both sides recognize that the other is there to stay, in the sense that the Palestinians, in spite of what they perceive as great injustices done to them in the Zionist movement, and expulsion and occupation and the like … realize that the Israeli Jews are now part of the Middle East, and they have to live with them.

And similarly, the Israelis recognize that … well, they have not yet recognized the Palestinians as a state, and they are not yet willing to provide them with the nonterritorial domain of a viable state, at least there has been some acknowledgement that they are a nation, that they do have a right to self-determination. … Unfortunately, the United States has contradictory roles as both the chief mediator of the conflict and the chief military, diplomatic and financial supporter of the more powerful of the two parties, and that has made it difficult to move the process forward, allowing Israel to get away with expanding its illegal settlements, which have more than doubled since the signing of the Oslo agreement.

GR: It is hard for me to imagine the Palestinians taking the U.S. seriously as an intermediary, because its starting position is one of support-

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SZ: Certainly, based on their behavior thus far, it does make it difficult. I think that the best way it would look is, if we really support Israel – and, again, I have nothing against supporting Israel per se – think what Israel’s actual interest is. Because as many Israelis will tell you, Israel will be far more secure within its internationally recognized border, and at peace with its neighbor. … And I have, right here, people saying that we can’t pressure Israel, because Israel is our friend. Well, my response is what you do when your friend is drunk at the bar with the car keys in their hand stumbling out towards their vehicle: A friend says, “Hey, I’m not letting you hurt yourself or other people” and takes the keys away. My Israeli friends say that is a good analogy, except they’d expand it further. They would say the U.S. is the bartender. We are the enabler; we are pouring the stuff by our continued military and economic aid, or vetoing U.N. Security Council resolutions, and other things that give Israel no incentive to compromise.

GR: If you could change one thing about American foreign policy in this area, what would it be?

SZ: I would like to see a change in the U.S. policy overall, to one where we live up to our own rhetoric around human rights and international law. I mean, I have real problems with people who unfairly single out Israel for criticism. But I also have problems with people who unfairly believe Israel should get away with things that no other country should get away with.

I mean, how can we in credibility put sanctions and pressure on Russia for its illegal annexation of Crimea when Israel has already illegally annexed part of the occupied territories?

GR: Some of the response that you always get when you put forward an argument like that, well, is it depends on the strategic influence of the country.

SZ: Not necessarily, because I would say that support for Arab dictatorships and occupation armies actually hurt our strategic interest. I don’t think we would have seen al-Qaeda rise the way it has if the United States was not supporting the Saudi regime and it was not supporting the Israeli occupations.

Not supporting the dictatorships in Egypt and the Emirates and other parts of the world. And I find that when we get in trouble, when we see an anti-American extremism in various parts of the world, it’s not because of our values but when we stray from our values. SNT

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By Ed Griffin-Nolan

SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT FAR EXCEEDS F-M SENIOR’S HIGH HOPES Three days after dancing with Bruce Springsteen onstage in front of tens of thousands, Fayetteville-Manlius senior Kait Franey was still wearing a paper bracelet with the number 1032 on it.

The 18-year-old went to see the E Street Band at Albany’s Times Union Center May 13, never imagining that she would be plucked out of the crowd to share the stage with the man who has been her favorite musician since seventh grade.

A veteran of two Springsteen performances, Franey thought she knew what to expect when she arrived in Albany in late afternoon along with her friend Anna Putelo and Putelo’s parents. The Putelos, like the Franeys, are long-time members of the E Street nation. Franey remembers as a child being dropped off at her grandmother’s house while her parents went to Bruce concerts. Grandma played Springsteen tunes, and the young Franey came to know the Springsteen catalog from “Thunder Road” to “The Rising.”

She arrived at the arena gate in downtown Albany by 5 p.m., just as crews started to distribute the lottery bracelets that gave them a shot at entrance to the pit — the area immediately in front of the stage. Her number was called, and before the 7:30 sound check, she found herself so close she could touch the stage.

“One guy there, whose name was Art, said he had been to 109 Bruce concerts,” she recalled. “He looks at me and says, ‘He’s going to pick you.’” Sure enough, just after finishing the title song from his new album, High Hopes, Springsteen launched into a cover of the Traits’ “Treat Her Right” and walked over, bent down from the stage, took her by the hand and started singing to her.

“People were saying, ‘Get up on stage.’

He went away, then came back, and I just got pushed on to the stage,” Franey said.

“I’m standing there in front of thousands of people next to Bruce Springsteen, listening to my idol. I start dancing.

He’s playing the guitar, and I’m going nuts. Then at the end he bowed to me, and

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The Bruce Springsteen High Hopes tour (top right) stopped in Albany on May 13, performing a total of 27 songs, including an interesting cover of the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive.” Kait Franey’s magic moment (bottom right) onstage with Bruce Springsteen at the Times Union Center.

Kait Franey holds her memorable night with Bruce Springsteen on her smartphone. Photo by Rebecca Arthur

I bowed to him, and he gave me a hug. Then we bowed together, and I did a curtsy. That was awesome. I was so giddy the entire time. Beside myself the entire time. I didn’t even know what was happening. He didn’t say anything, he just kept laughing at me,” she said.

When he was through, the Boss asked the crowd a question: “The song has magic in it, doesn’t it?”

Kait Franey would certainly agree.

The next day, she went back to school, where her teachers had more understanding of the moment’s importance than did most of her classmates. (Her third-year English teacher had been at the show and had seen her up on stage.)

“I told them I might not be able to focus on what I was doing at school,” Franey said.

That is not usually the case for her. She’s been an honor student all through high school, collecting two national Scholastic Arts Awards along the way while playing shooting guard on the basketball team all four years.

After pulling out of Albany, the Springsteen High Hopes tour wound up with two dates in Connecticut. Fans will have to wait through the summer to find out when they can see the Boss live again.

As for Franey, she’s headed to Marist College, in Poughkeepsie, where she plans to major in communications and take a minor in art. The bracelet is going with her, along with the memory of a lifetime.

The moment was captured on video: tinyurl.com/kvvg7cd SNT

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By Dennis Connors

CNY SALT PLAYED ROLE IN WAR OF 1812 This year continues to mark the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812. The Onondaga Historical Association is hosting an exhibit from the National Museum of the U.S. Navy about naval activity during that war.

A local connection involves a man named Daniel Dobbins (1776-1856), a pioneer mariner on Lake Erie in the early 1800s. One of the most sought-after commodities in this era was salt, one of the few means available to preserve fish and meats before refrigeration.

An early history of Erie, Pa., states, “Previous to the war of 1812-14, a dozen or more vessels comprised the whole merchant fleet of the lake, averaging about sixty tons each. The chief article of freight was salt from Salina, N.Y., which was brought to Erie, landed on the beach ... hauled in wagons to Waterford, and from there floated down ... to Pittsburgh.”

Before canals, salt heading west left the shores of Onondaga Lake on boats run down the Seneca and Oswego rivers. At Oswego, the salt barrels were placed on a schooner, shipped to the Lower Niagara River, portaged around Niagara Falls, and then reloaded onto another sailboat for Erie.

Dobbins was one of the most active of these Lake Erie merchant captains. In 1809, he purchased a 90-ton schooner called the Charlotte and renamed the ship Salina, after the place that would be the source for most of its cargo. Sometimes he unloaded Onondaga salt at Erie, destined for Pittsburgh. Other times, he sailed up the Great Lakes to Mackinac and traded salt there for furs, which he brought to Montreal for great profit.

The United States declared war on Britain on June 18, 1812. Dobbins and the Salina were docked at Mackinac Island, at the head of Lake Michigan. The small American garrison, stationed at that island’s fort, was soon surprised by an enemy force of 300, which was 10 times its number. Dobbins and the Salina were temporarily commandeered by the victorious British and ordered to transport the paroled American prisoners to Detroit.

In August, a larger British force attacked and seized Detroit. Dobbins again

“Battle of Lake Erie” in the engraving (left) was where Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry uttered the words “We have met the enemy, and they are ours.”

Daniel Dobbins (above) was a 19th-century mariner who got caught up in the War of 1812.

found himself and the Salina in British hands. This time, the British kept the Salina to use as a supply ship. Dobbins, however, escaped.

The Madison administration in Washington knew it needed a naval fleet on Lake Erie or risked defeat on that front. Dobbins was asked to serve as a sailing master in the Navy and ordered to return to Lake Erie and establish a shipyard. He chose Erie, Pa., and Dobbins’ labors became the nucleus for the shipbuilding effort that would lead to creating Commodore Oliver Hazard Perry’s Lake Erie fleet.

Meanwhile, the British were using the former salt-hauling Salina to transport provisions and shipbuilding supplies among their Lake Erie posts in Canada. In December 1812, she was caught in Lake Erie ice and abandoned.

At the same time that winter, Dobbins and his construction crew were desperate for materials to outfit his unfinished gunboats at Erie. One day, to Dobbins’ surprise, a “ghost” ship appeared offshore, locked in the ice and abandoned. He organized a salvage operation, drawing sleds over the ice. Dobbins was no doubt amazed to find the ship that had drifted down the lake in the ice floe was his old command, the Salina.

It was a fortunate event. Dobbins decided to remove everything he could use. Desperately needed rope for rigging was taken. Scrap iron, rods and spikes from the Salina could be converted by blacksmiths into nails and fastenings for the ships that would become part of Perry’s fleet. Perry himself took over assembling the Lake Erie fleet in 1813, but Dobbins, the Great Lakes salt trader, continued to work closely with him on construction and supply details.

Their effort resulted in an American Lake Erie squadron of 11 vessels, nine of which confronted the British fleet at the western end of the lake in an epic naval battle on Sept. 10, 1813. The Battle of Lake Erie was a major American victory, immortalized with Perry’s report to his superiors: “We have met the enemy, and they are ours ...”

The British defeat gave the Navy control of the Upper Great Lakes for the remainder of the war.

Dobbins had hoped to participate in this crucial battle. Perry, however, had given him command of the Ohio, a 59-foot merchant schooner with one gun.

Perry assigned it to supply duties, and it was docked at Erie when the battle began. Three days later, Dobbins and the Ohio reached the victorious squadron and its captured prizes, carrying much-needed provisions for the weary and wounded sailors of both sides.

Dobbins continued with the Navy into the 1820s and then with the Revenue Cutter Service, a precursor to the U.S. Coast Guard. He left the salt trade behind, but getting Onondaga salt to market continued as one of the important drivers for internal improvements in the United States, especially for the creation of the Erie Canal.

Today, Dobbins lies buried at Erie. The hulk of the salt schooner Salina lies just a few miles away, beneath the waters of Lake Erie. Almost 200 years later, its small role in helping outfit Perry’s victorious War of 1812 fleet remains a footnote in the lore of the Onondaga salt industry. SNT Dennis Connors is curator of history at the Onondaga Historical Association.

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Renée K. Gadoua writes about the Onondaga rescue horses, which are ready for a second chance at life.

When Marion Secor learned that a herd of abandoned and maltreated horses needed a place to recuperate, she didn’t hesitate. Yes, of course, she told CNY SPCA officials, bring them to Skanda. The Cazenovia horse farm’s mantra is “for the love of the horse,” and this mission offered a chance for the new business to put its slogan into action.

“We didn’t know what we were getting into,” said Secor, who launched Skanda in August 2012. “We had never rescued before, but we couldn’t say no. We just knew we had to take them. If you love horses, how could you say no?”

Over two days in late February 2013, rescuers with the SPCA rounded up 14 horses from a field in the town of Onondaga. On the first day, they managed to corral nine horses, get them in trailers and deliver them to Skanda Equine. A few days later, SPCA workers transported another five horses.

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around people, and many had likely never been trailered before.

They were skittish and resisted capture. One horse knocked workers over. At least one was sedated before rescuers could move her.

At Skanda Equine, a 70-acre farm just off Route 20 in Cazenovia, it was all hands on deck. When the seven stallions and seven mares arrived, Secor and her colleagues put them in a separate barn to quarantine them. The horses were wary, at first. Some kicked and bucked when touched, and there were a few minor injuries to staff early on.

“They were hungry, so for a while there was a feeding frenzy.

They’d never been groomed. They would jump,” Secor said.

“They were used to being free. They were used to making their own rules.”

They arrived emaciated and weak. Some were 200 or more pounds underweight. Some couldn’t stand. Their hair was matted

and dirty. They apparently had little human contact and resisted being touched. But soon the horses — thought to be a mix of Appaloosa and Mustang — relaxed, responding to gentle touches, regular care and limitless love.

“When they were moved into the barn, it was the first time they had regular food and water and consistent care,” said Piama Gilbert, a Skanda staff member who has worked with horses most of her life. “It became a haven. They came to love that barn.”

Five months after the rescue, Skanda staff were still shaking their heads when they talked about the horses’ condition when they arrived. But by July, the horses were grazing alone or in small groups. They gently stuck their heads out to greet visitors and seemed to be mugging for the camera.

Secor named the horses, most of the choices reflecting her Scandinavian heritage. There’s Magnus and Ander and Brigid.

Ari, Scout, and Mac. Mira, Sindri, Neiboust, Skye, Alexsia and Molly. Tibet was named after Secor’s daughter, who is from Tibet. And then there was Little Moe, who broke their hearts from Day One. His real name is Modig, which means brave in Norwegian.

Moe, a yearling, could not stand. It took six people to get him upright. He was emaciated, and Gilbert and Secor think a corneal tear left him blind. He couldn’t walk or eat. Staff and volunteers watched over him around the clock. He rested on straw and soft blankets. They fed him water by hand, and he ate whenever he was awake.

“Instantly, he trusted us,” Gilbert said. “He allowed us to lift his head and support him. He’d hear our voices and his mouth would move, because he knew he was going to eat. It was like having a wild deer. He was very brave.”

Moe died March 4, 2013, within a week of his rescue.

“It was heart-breaking,” Secor said. “I don’t think there was a dry eye around here for a while.”

Skanda held a memorial service and planted a cherry tree in Moe’s memory. The staff still tear up talking about him.

But they didn’t have time to mourn. The surviving horses required hours of care each day. They needed to be groomed — gingerly at first, because they weren’t used to it. They had to be fed carefully and slowly to avoid making them sick. They needed to learn to socialize and interact with humans.

Skanda quickly separated the mares and stallions, but four of the mares were pregnant when they arrived. One lost its foal.

By May 2013, Miri and Sindri had fillies named Chance and Sparkle. On July 24, Aleksia had a colt, which Secor named Rio. Two days after Rio’s birth, Aleksia stood guard over her foal, hovering as he stood on wobbly, thin legs, standing patiently as he nursed.

Each horse possesses a distinct personality, the Skanda staff says. Ari, is “light and airy and very soft.” Gilbert compared him to a unicorn: “He has that mystical sweetness.” Neiboust, a bay mare, came close to dying. She was so weak at first that workers had to hoist her to a standing position using a fire hose. But now she’s “very mature and dignified.” Magnus has “a strong, muscular presence” but is very kind and gentle.

Molly has unusual coloring: a mixture of copper, gray and blue.

Gilbert calls her highly intelligent, sweet and loving, but a little

(Above) Ari and Ander. (Right) Marian Secor with Magness and Scout. Photographs by Michael Davis

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Little Moe’s memorial marker.

The Horses

Drew Rauschi (left) and Blake Curtil lead Molly and Alekisia back to the stable.

mischievous.

For about a month in spring 2013, Hannah Friedman, a senior studying equine business management at nearby Cazenovia College, interned at Skanda. She spent long days with the rescued horses, brushing, touching, standing and walking with them so they would get used to human contact. Sindri, the tiny roan mare, found a special place in Friedman’s heart.

“She didn’t like to have anyone touch her,” Friedman said. “We had to chase her and hold her.” It took a few weeks to build trust. “She had a tendency to turn her back to me when she was not happy and try to kick me. I would just step away and give her space. I would sit down with her in her little pen and put her hay close to her. She would run away but eventually come closer to the hay.”

Friedman graduated in May 2013 and took a job teaching beginners how to ride in Washington, N.J. Watching the horses gain strength and build trust with humans made a big impression on her.

“It was one of the greatest experiences of my life, and I hope to get a chance to work with wild horses again,” she said.

Five months after their rescue, the horses were much improved. Paul Morgan, executive director of the CNY SPCA, was surprised all but one had survived, let alone thrived.

“Now they’re back up to weight,” Morgan said. “We had a lot of compassionate people that did wonders.”

With their health restored, Skanda began

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to train the horses for riding and their future lives: All will be put up for adoption.

In late July 2013, a farrier treated nearly all the horses, trimming their feet and treating abscesses. Skanda does not shoe its horses; that will be up to the adoptees’ owners. The stallions will be gelded before adoption.

“They’re so much better,” Gilbert said.

“They’re incredibly smart. They’re intelligent. Their hearts are so full because they’ve been unencumbered and had to survive. They’re motivated primarily by love and generosity. They live in the moment. They’re just who they are.”

Secor shrugs off questions about who’s responsible for the terrible conditions in which the horses were found. “My priority is the horses,” she said. Nor will she estimate the cost of boarding, feeding and treating the horses, although the SPCA’s Morgan suggests costs of at least $130,000 through last summer. It’s not clear who owned the horses, and no one has been charged in the case, but Morgan said the Onondaga Nation, which has owned the property since 1999, cooperated with the rescue and donated nearly $100,000 to the SPCA to help pay for the horses’ recovery.

Secor said it would be nearly impossible to track the many hours staff and volunteers spent with the horses. They were wormed several times. The sick horses were fed special — and more expensive — alfalfa. They also needed halters and leads. An event Sept. 14 — the Little Moe

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5K Walk/Run — raised money for horse rescue at the CNY SPCA. While it’s easy to marvel at the love and attention Skanda gave the horses, the staff said they learned plenty in return: lessons in trust, bravery, patience and internal strength. For co-owner Tom D’Aquanni there’s this: “I’m learning to be more still, more quiet, to listen to subtle things. It’s amazing how much they see and perceive. I’m learning to slow down and pay attention.”

Although most of the horses are ready for their next home, Skanda staff worries about the new owners.

“The horses really have to trust them,” Secor said. “We have to know the next home will be safe. If we took them in to keep them and just send them out, what have we accomplished? We want to do it in a way that honors them.”

She doesn’t have a list of criteria for the new owners, but the priority is that they love horses. “We want someone who has a connection with the horse,” she said. “If the connection is not there, it’s not. I’ll know.”

So far seven of the horses have been adopted. Secor adopted Ander, who she had her eye on from the beginning. Another 11 are available for adoption. The staff will be sad to see the horses leave, but are pleased they have regained their health and spirit.

“It’s a happy ending,” Gilbert said.

“Or a happy new beginning.” SNT

Aleksia: mare (Rio’s mother) Ander: stallion Ari: stallion Brigid: mare Chance: filly born May 2, 2013 Mac: colt Magnus: stallion Mira: mare (Chance’s mother) Molly: mare Neiboust: mare Rio: colt born July 24 Scout: colt Sindri: mare (Sparkle’s mother) Skye: mare Sparkle: filly born May 20, 2013 Tibet: stallion Learn more about the horses available for adoption at www.skandaequine.com/ or call 882-5490

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Folkfest begins the Sterling Stage summer season of musical blowouts.

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Film

Edgy does it for The Wild Party’s naughty nightcap.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore reteam for Blended.

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Galleries

Syracuse’s Uncle Louie Variety Show kicks off an evening of laughs as the opener for the Italian Bad Boyz of Comedy performance on Sunday, May 25, 5 p.m., at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. Call (585) 392-6832 for details.

Photo by Michael Davis.

Gandee Gallery recycles artistic elements for a new exhibit.

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Summertime Sounds in Sterling

if you go: WHere: Sterling Stage Kampitheater 274 Kent Road, Sterling Tickets: Available through showclix.com and by calling (888) 718-4253.

Four-day passes: $70/advance, $85/at the gate.

Saturday-only passes: $40/advance, $50/at the gate.

Information: sterlingstage.com (818) 212-9489

Jessica Novak previews the four uniquely themed music blowouts at the Sterling Stage Kampitheater.

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he first signs of summer have been spotted: pools are open, sandals are out and the Sterling Stage Kampitheater’s festival season swings into action this weekend.

The series provides refuge to music lovers with a solid sweet tooth for a variety of tunes. This year’s four festivals, each with a different theme, will feature well-known musicians such as Anders Osborne and Jackie Greene, as well as hometown heroes like Los Blancos and the Ruddy Well Band.

Folkfest Thursday, May 22, through Sunday, May 25 A mix of folk, roots and jam band elements.

Top acts include: Anders Osborne. This vicious guitarist, singer and songwriter is as versatile as he is lively on stage. With a repertoire that ranges from sweetly sincere and acoustic to heavy, ripping blues rock, he’s always on fire on the fretboard, especially with a slide. Osborne is also hot off the road with players such as Phil Lesh and his latest CD release, Peace.

Ryan Montbleau. This Sterling favorite is a true poet, weaving intricate stories through lyrics that tackle the human condition.

He’s armed with a voice that drips with honesty and clever hooks that hang on for days.

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Big Leg Emma. This Jamestown band brings Americana roots rock and jam together with a psychedelic twist. Born in 2001, the group has been making waves with lots of slots on festival bills, including Summer Camp with moe., Umphrey’s McGee, Bassnectar and Trey Anastasio.

Tall Heights. Haunting harmonies paired with singing strings in delicate tunes make this duo a refreshing change of pace. They released their first EP, Rafters, in September 2011, followed by The Running of the Bulls EP in October 2012 and their first full-length album, Man of Stone, in 2013. Mark this pair as a band on the rise.

Other favorites at Folkfest: The Blind Spots, Jesse Collins Quartet, Our Friends Band, Los Blancos, Master Thieves, Michael P. Ryan and Friends, Tim Herron Corporation, Chris James & Mama G (pictured, above), Two Hour Delay, House on a Spring, Brother Jon, Dusty Pas’cal and more.

Ameribeat June 26 to 29 A weekend of American music and visual arts.

Nahko and Medicine for the People.

Intelligent lyrics, striking voices and a brilliant blending of roots and tribal themes make this group from Portland, Ore., ideal for Ameribeat, as well as a true catch for listeners looking for something truly different and breaking.

Turkuaz. This large-and-in-charge funk army has been on a steady rise with their pop power and natural chemistry. The ninepiece unit tours coast to coast, bringing the party to every performance.

Other favorites at Ameribeat: Spiritual Rez, Primitive Fiasco, Subsoil, Root Shock, Professional Victims, CJMG, Greener Grass Band and more.

Primo Ganso.

String Fling July 31 to Aug. 3

An acoustically inspired mix of folk, jamgrass and Americana.

Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad. Rochester’s funky jam and reggae outfit flows through genres with ease. Founded in 2004, the group is becoming more of a local favorite with every visit. They released the acoustic Country in January 2012 and, impressively, a full electric album, In These Times, just a few months later in April.

Zach Deputy. Don’t assume one man can’t keep up with the string brigades that will be storming the stage. Deputy is a fierce multi-instrumentalist and songwriter with a seriously soulful voice who can loop his jams into masterpieces.

Other favorites at String Fling: Hot Day at the Zoo, Jatoba, Moss Back Mule Band, Nick, Nigel & Braids (three-fifths of Floodwood), Blind Owl Band, Primo Ganso, THC Duo.

House on a Spring.

Last Daze of Summer

Sept. 18 to 21 A melding of folk, roots and jammy genres.

Jackie Greene. For those who have been living under a rock, Greene has been one of the brightest stars in the rock universe, playing with groups such as the Black Crowes and releasing ever-impressive albums including Gone Wanderin’ (2002), Rusty Nails (2003), Sweet Somewhere Bound (2005), American Myth (2006), Giving Up the Ghost (2008) and Till the Light Comes (2010). This multi-instrumentalist and astounding singer-songwriter is a true catch for Sterling.

Aqueous. The groove-rock outfit takes tastes of shredding guitars and smart compositions to bring their high-energy shows to life. This Buffalo band makes frequent stops in Syracuse, making it an easy hit.

Other favorites at Last Daze: Wild Adriatic, Ruddy Well Band, Shining Star Band, Fabulous Ripcords, Eric Brown Band, Tired Iron and more. SNT

Professional Victims.

Fabulous Ripcords.

Colin Aberdeen of Los Blancos.

Anders Osborne. Photos by Michael Davis.

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Topic: Stage

Gifford Family Theater’s production of The Cat in the Hat visits Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 take Salt Springs Road, on Friday, May 23, 7 p.m., and Saturday, May 24, 2 p.m. Call 445-4200 for information.

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By James MacKillop Cast members of Central New York Playhouse’s The Wild Party. Photo by Amelia Beamish

Flappers Play the Racy Card in Raunchy Wild Party

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entral new York Playhouse’s current production, Andrew Lippa’s The Wild Party (running through May 31), is pivotal to the development of the company. No other show has succeeded better in minimizing the space’s weaknesses while exploiting its assets. Wild Party is also one of the edgiest shows any community theater company has ever attempted, in a range with Judy’s Scary Little Christmas and Urinetown.

Credit director-choreographer Stephfond Brunson and music director Abel Searor, who put the eight-player musical ensemble on a raised platform upstage so that all the action is in front of the musicians. This is the same way Syracuse Opera staged Gershwin’s Porgy and Bess, with some of the same effect: The music matters more. Lippa’s complex, terrific score is one of The Wild Party’s major attractions, and this staging clarifies orchestral tone without drowning out voices. Giving up space on the relatively small stage also works well. It makes the show feel like a kind of subversive, subterranean cabaret. It makes you forget you’re in a mall.

All of this in the name of debauchery. New Yorker writer Joseph Moncure March’s long narrative poem “The Wild Party” (1928) was a literary sensation in its day. Jack Kroll called it “F. Scott Fitzgerald on Spanish fly.” Banned in Boston and elsewhere, it was

the book that made William S. Burroughs (Naked Lunch) want to become a writer. Never forgotten, it was the basis of the dark James Coco film The Wild Party (1975) and two musicals in the year 2000.

Michael John LaChiusa’s Broadway show boasted big names but suffered a short run, while Andrew Lippa’s off-Broadway version became the one everyone has wanted to remember.

Flushed with tension, Wild Party’s action begins when Queenie (Leila Dean), a blonde chorine from vaudeville, is squabbling with her abusive husband Burrs (Jason Bean), a mordant clown possibly based on silent film actor Fatty Arbuckle. To raise their spirits she decides to throw the mother of all parties and make herself attractive to the men who arrive as a way of making Burr jealous. They’re a motley lot, and most are in some form of show business, so

they tend to wear black and flaunt shtick in their entrances. No one makes a bigger splash than Queenie’s friend Kate (Mary Musial) with her show-stopping “Look at Me Now.” To meet the demands of the music Brunson and Searor have cast the net to snare just the right voices. Leila Dean might once have been a Mary Magdalene in a Salt City Center production of Jesus Christ Superstar but she’s been belting them out at rock venues more recently.

Tall, almost ghostly in her blonde marcel wig, with epaulet-like tattoos on her alabaster skin, Dean can dominate a scene even before she sings.

Last seen in Covey Theater Company’s Rent, Mary Musial’s Kate writhes with the bumptious energy of a young Liza Minnelli. Jason Bean as the fateful Burrs (not always seen in clown makeup) was a community theater discovery when he impressed deeply as Javert in Baldwinsville Theatre Guild’s Les Misérables in March.

Company regular Liam Fitzpatrick has made some sacrifices to play Mr. Black, a threatening dude who arrives with Kate.

Fitzpatrick has shaved nearly all the hair from his ears to the top of his crown, with what’s left on top pomaded straight back, to look like something from Weimar Germany. The chemistry with Queenie is immediate, and flames are running along the taboo love triangle.

Two new faces electrify the two comic second leads: short blonde Mae (Briana Jesse Duger) and plumpish Eddie (Zach Siracuse), who brighten the tone with “Two of a Kind.”

Mr. Black’s hair is hardly the only reminder of Weimar Germany. One of the singing D’Armano brothers, Phil (Benjamin Wells), is dressed to look like the Emcee in the Bertolt Brecht-inspired Cabaret. Donnie Williams’ period costumes, the extreme white makeup with blackened eyes, and Marguerite Beebe’s harsh, from-below lighting design could put the party in Berlin instead of Manhattan. SNT

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Topic: TV

Driver’s Village supports closed captioning on WCNY-TV

By Sarah Hope

WCNY-TV has received money from Driver’s Village to support closed captioning.

The public TV station notes that the capTAKe tioning is important because 36 million Americans are deaf or hard of hearing, and 8 million are learning English as a second language.

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Friends on grey’s anatomy When Grey’s Anatomy premiered in March 2005, I was 16 years old. Every Thursday after field hockey practice and theater rehearsal, I rushed to finish my homework by 9 p.m. so I could spend time with some of the most realistic characters television has ever given us.

There are few shows still on the air that I can say I’ve stuck with for a decade. Ten years is a long time, and I am on record with my belief that shorter is better.

And true enough, in recent seasons, Grey’s has grown trite. Its story lines sometimes come across as recycled.

Grey’s Anatomy’s 10th season finale.

Those covers songs in the background are a poor rereal until she knows. Mistakes aren’t sufferable without her. As placement for the great new music it used Cristina and Meredith say, she’s “my person.” to highlight. But one thing hasn’t changed: Just as this friendship is an anchor in my life, Meredith and there are no characters on television for Cristina’s friendship has been a pillar of Grey’s Anatomy. whom I have greater affection than the Though every episode involves several intertwining story lines, staff of Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital. the relationship between these two central characters has been a In the 10th season finale on Thursday, constant.

Dr. Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh), a primary When Cristina’s fiance left her at the altar, Meredith cut her character since episode one, left the show. wedding dress off to help her feel free. When things got “dark Her character’s departure — to take over and twisty” in Meredith’s life and the death of her mother almost a well-funded, cutting-edge hospital in drove her to suicide, Cristina was there to pull her out of it. Last Zurich — was perfect. I can’t imagine a season, though their lives really began to diverge, their uncondimore satisfying farewell. But it still feels tional support for one another only grew stronger. like losing a dear friend.

Their friendship has been one of the most realistic and admiraIn my second year of college, I met a ble on television. It was never just about their relationship woes. girl who shared my love of Grey’s. We It was never just about their careers. Through their friendship, became roommates, and to this day she we saw them both grow and shine as surgeons and as people. is the Cristina to my Meredith. She’s a Now, we see them both move on to what’s next. driven and brilliant teacher and advocate.

Grey’s Anatomy has been picked up for an 11th season, and She’s my rock. She’s that friend that will return on ABC in September. SNT every girl needs to get through crappy relationships and difficult career choicSarah Hope is a graduate student at Syracuse University, es, the one who will tell you straight up where she focuses on television, entertainment history and claswhen you’re being stupid, but support sical music. In her free time, she tries to teach her parakeet to any choice you make. Decisions aren’t sing TV theme songs. Find her on Twitter @sarahmusing.

David Tennant and Anna Gunn in Gracepoint.

Fall Preview: Gracepoint Up-front season is over, and the fall 2014 broadcast television schedule is set. So grab your DVR remote and get ready to hit record. In the coming weeks, I’ll highlight some of the shows I’m looking forward to.

Gracepoint is a remake of the British crime drama Broadchurch, about a city detective and a country detective who team up to investigate the suspicious death of a child in a small coastal town.

As a fan of short-run series, I’m looking forward to another show that will complete its arc in only 10 episodes. But this is network television; it relies on advertising revenue. Thus, it may not have the freedom to be as inventive as True Detective (HBO) or Top of the Lake (Sundance).

Broadchurch starred David Tennant. Gracepoint will star David Tennant with an American accent. Tennant’s counterpart in the American series is Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad), who plays a panicky smart person better than anybody. Though it may be a little soon to “reboot” a series that aired just last year, all signs point Gracepoint as a good bet for crime drama fans this fall.

WCNY series explores how people overcame health challenges Cycle of Health, a new, 13-part series about how people met the mental, physical and emotional challenges of health crises, airs at 8:30 p.m. Thursdays and again at 1 p.m. Sundays on WCNY and at 6 p.m. Sundays on WCNY’s Create channel.

WCNY produced the program in partnership with four local doctors. Susan Kennedy hosts.

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Topic: Film

You may have seen a “still developing” story online about Blended co-star Adam Sandler dying in a snowboarding acciTAKe dent in Switzerland. It is a hoax generated by a prank website that lets users create fake death stories about celebrities.

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By Mark Bialczak

A GOOD TALE, BUT NO HOME RUN Sometimes fans want to forget about the business end of sports. You know the feeling. Your guy’s on the mound for your squad, two outs in the ninth, bases loaded, best RBI man for the other team at the plate, the lead’s a thin one run.

All you care about while you’re leaning forward in your seat is if he’s got heart enough to get that third out.

At the start of Million Dollar Arm, the taken-from-life story directed by Craig Gillespie and written for Disney by Thomas McCarthy, it’s obvious that this will be about a man who’s all about the money. Sports agent J.B. Bernstein is running out of it, his company slowly going dry because his big-name clients have retired. A very major pro football player he and his staff of two have been courting for a half-year just said yes. But only if they’d pony up a million-dollar signing bonus the agent and the company simply do not have.

J.B. is played with equal parts I’ma-big-shot-look-at-my-house-andmy-model-girlfriends swagger and I’m-gonna-lose-this-all-if-I-don’t-comeup-with-something-crazy-quick angst by Jon Hamm. His lieutenant, Aash, played steadily by Aasif Mandvi, is amazingly loyal and tremendously distracted by his family. One night he stays late drinking at his boss’ big house trying to crack the tough nut, and they click cricket across the screen. J.B. badmouths the sport of his partner’s homeland. But later, surfing between Susan Boyle’s inspirational debut on Britain’s Got Talent and a cricket match, J.B. hatches his play.

He convinces a rich businessman to back a trip to India, a competition for the million dollar cricket bowler arm to bring back to the U.S. to train to become a major-league pitcher. Just think of all those T-shirts and hats to sell to new fans in India, J.B. preaches.

His India trip to find that kind of teachable talent is slow, excruciatingly hot, noisy, crowded, miserable, confusing.

Jon Hamm as J.B. Bernstein in Million Dollar Arm.

So is the movie for a good, long, stretch at this point. Well, not hot, although J.B. does Skype with his tenant, Brenda, and moves from cold-hearted landlord to slightly interested.

But when eccentric, old baseball scout Ray, played with ease by eccentric, old actor Alan Arkin, hears the right pop from baseball meeting leather a couple of times at a sports academy, the heat really is on.

The two throwers who win their way to America, and $100,000 and $10,000, respectively, are Rinku and Dinesh. They come from Indian villages that are poor and more poor.

The two non-English-speaking athletes, along with a translator and hopeful coach Amit, played delightfully by Bollywood star Pitobash, fly to L.A. Suraj Sharma and Madhur Mittal are darn fine as two young men who must learn English, American customs, baseball, how to pitch, how to handle pressure, and how to not tell J.B. that he’s treating them like crap by ignoring them except for giving them car rides to training and throwing pizza at them every night.

Brenda, mostly smiling and always filled with wisdom as played by Lake Bell, is definitely on their side, and wants to be on J.B.’s, too, if only he’d root for these young men he brought to a strange country and not for the business he’s trying to save.

Everybody feels really crappy at once.

Everybody feels really good at once.

It’s a true story, so I’ll jump right to the ending. These two young men sign professional baseball contracts a little more than a year after picking up a baseball for the first time.

Which made me smile, sure.

But did it make me pump my fist, like when my guy gets the third out in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded? No, it did not. SNT Mark Bialczak is a writer in Syracuse. Contact him at markbialczak@ gmail.com, follow him on Twitter at @mbialczak and read his blog at markbialczak.com.

FIlm News: Inequality for All, a documentary about capitalism and its effect on income distribution, will be

screened at 7 p.m. Friday, June 6, at the Catherine Cummings Theatre, on Lincklaen Street, Cazenovia. A discussion will follow. The event is free. Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich narrates the film, which was an award winner at last year’s Sundance Film Festival.

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What About The By the Buttons And Cuffs? numbers I know, Batman fans would lock me in At least a dozen

Romantic comedy roles (depending on what you classify as a rom com) played by Drew Barrymore, who co-stars in the new romantic comedy Blended.

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Times Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler have played romantic partners onscreen. Before Blended, they fell in love in The Wedding Singer (1998) and 50 First Dates (2004).

$20-$25 million

Typical per-movie salary for Adam Sandler in recent years.

the Batcave and throw away the key for cracking a line like the headline above.

But, still.

There is quite the breathless tone to the fact that the big reveal has come forth for just what Ben Affleck will be wearing when he’s not Bruce Wayne in the next version of the exploits of the Dark Knight.

This I take from the story by Eric Eisenberg from my increasingly good friends at the site Cinema Blend: “From the moment we learned that Warner Bros. and DC Comics were planning on moving forward with a new big screen version of Batman, comic book fans have been speculating wildly about what the latest version of the costumed vigilante would look like.”

Producer Zack Snyder gave a sneak preview of what Batman will look like when 2016’s Batman vs. Superman comes out. He released some shots on his Twitter account. Reporter Eisenberg was impressed.

“Finally we have our answer, and it’s pretty stunning,” he writes.

There are shots of the cowl and the logo. It looks very dark and sinister to me.

Topic: tech

By Joe Cunningham

Somebody’s favorite tech: “I really love my iPad, but I’m still amazed by my iPhone. In 10 years, we went from (picture TAKe of a clunky ’90 s cell) to something with voice recognition that can stream video.”

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— Jared Paventi, communications officer for the Alzhiemer’s Association in Central New

THE TECH ROUNDUP Hold the phone … here’s what’s going on in the world of tech.

GOOGLE GLASS “ON SALE” The largest online advertiser is “sporting” the new combatant to the smartphone for the general public. The device, which looks like it belonged to LeVar Burton in high school, allows one to call people, watch movies while driving, schedule your day this time next year, and play Parcheesi — is only $1,500.99.

I recently mistook a Google Glass tester at Wegmans for a mentally disturbed individual since he kept talking to no one and walking haphazardly as if he were the Jason Bourne brother that they kept in the basement. It’s exciting that we will be seeing much more of this.

Some interesting features: a “pay by voice” app that allows you to transfer money to your friends at the command of your voice (great for sleep talkers); a handy camera on your face so the NSA always knows what you’re doing; and an “Apple” sensor that stabs you in the nose to let you know when the new iPhone is coming out.

CASH, CREDIT, OR INSTAGRAM A new “pop-up” eatery in London is letting customers pay for their meals by taking a picture of it (before it’s been digested). Financial experts say it’s going to “pop-down” pretty soon. Be sure not to tip your server by taking a picture of them. That will really piss them off. (“Because I pay all my bills in Instagram photos.”) SNT Joe Cunningham is a runner, screenwriter, and playwright. Email him at jcunninghamsnt@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter at @IndianaJoe77.

THE FCC DEBATES FREE INTERNET:

“Net neutrality” is under fierce debate between open Internet supporters (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Facebook — the good guys) and companies that want to monopolize premium Internet speed by making their customers (us) pay for it (Time Warner, Comcast — which are merging into the Evil Empire.). The Federal Communications Commission says it’s looking at “different approaches” and leaning toward preserving a free internet. Upside: Paying for faster download speeds will guarantee your Netflix never buffers. Downside: It will screw up the rest of the world and make free speech online an unfair game.

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By the numbers CHILDREN AND TECH 1/2

Children today get outside half as much as their parents did as kids.

— Mail Online

Kindle Fire has a parental control for limiting the time a child has to watch movies, play games or read books each day.

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Percentage of toddlers who have an online presence before they are 2.

— Mashable.com

Mom and Dad can have their children’s phones’ location accessible at the tap of an app, assuming the child doesn’t “Bourne Ultimatum” them by leaving it behind and playing hooky.

12 seconds

The average human attention span in the year 2000. Today, it’s 8.

That’s one second less than a goldfish.

Chances are, if you are reading this, you remember the days when “playtime” meant going outside, no matter what the weather; meeting friends, neighborhood kids, and brothers and sisters; and chasing each other through the woods, around the playground or back and forth through each other’s yards with water guns, dodge balls, homemade swords, capes, flashlights, duct-taped helmets and water balloons. Those were the days.

Sadly, “kids these days” don’t as often have those experiences. Though many young people still play organized sports, according to Smart Planet, the average kid spends seven hours a day on some sort of “electronic.” Video games even, thanks to the World Wide Web, connect kids from distant places: instead of your son’s best friend Johnny coming over to play “Contract Killers 4,” eat popcorn, and share dinner conversation with the family, he’s connected via headset and that is all.

On the upside, technology is second nature to today’s youth, often for the better.

They will have no trouble taking advantage of the innovations the tech world has to offer; they will teach their elders to use these life enhancements; they will cure cancer, AIDS, they will lessen poverty, they can create immediate awareness of social issues; they can train their minds and expand their imaginations — all with a touchscreen.

However, as parents, teachers, and mentors, the task of channeling the power of technology our children is weighty and at times, daunting.

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Gallery crawl

Max Ginsburg’s The Realities of Our Times, featuring 14 large-scale works from the contemporary realist painter, wraps TAKe its run on Saturday, May 24, at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Call 218-5711 for details.

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ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through Sat. May 24: The Realities of Our Times, 14 largescale works from contemporary realist painter Max Ginsburg.

Cazenovia College Art Gallery. Reisman Hall, 6 Sullivan St. Fri. 4-6 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1-4 p.m. 655-7261. Through April 2016 in the Sculpture Court: “Grounding Sky,” Tadashi Hashimoto’s new work made from hand-hewn wood and enamel paint.

Dalton’s American Decorative Arts. 1931 James St. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 463-1568. Through June 14: The Photography of J.R. Hughto, offbeat works from the filmmaker and photographer.

Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon3 p.m. 691-3550. Through June 7: 100 Years of Mothers, photographs of Central New York’s moms through the years. Through July 5: Vicissitudes, works by Richelle Soper; Divergence, works by Ali Della Bitta; Inner Thoughts, Outer Connections, works by Inez Kohn.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road.

Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

445-8111. Through June 20: Passages in Time, works by photographer Marna Bell, jeweler Chris Irick and sculptor Jonathan Kirk.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St.

Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/ suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064.

Through July 27: Video Vault: The 1970s Revisited, pioneering art videos from the museum’s collection; Rice is Life, Mary Giehl’s installation features sculptural bowls and maps to emphasize the world hunger dilemma. Through Aug. 24: Daniel Buckingham: Secret Invitation; Sarah McCoubrey: Works on Paper. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Through May 31 and projected outside on the museum’s North facade: table of contents, video created by Ann Hamilton, co-presented by Urban Video Project and Light Work Gallery; Thurs.-Sun. 8-11 p.m.

featuring artists and the environment; Food Water Life, drawings, sculptures and more by Lucy and Jorge Orta.

OPEN your eyes

Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun.

noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540.

Through Sat. May 24: Constructivism, 21 photographs by Robert Graham.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through May: Wings Over Gallery 54, a show featuring flighty specimens in several mediums.

Gandee Gallery. 7846 Main St., Fabius. Thurs.-

Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 4166339. Through July 27: REnewal, assemblages by Dan Bacich, collages by Marty Blake and Lucie Wellner, pots by Jen Gandee and jewelry by Betsy Manson. Reception Sat. May 24, 6-8 p.m.

Herbert Johnson Museum of Art. 114 Cen-

tral Ave., Cornell University, Ithaca. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (607) 254-4563. Through June 8: Beyond Earth Art, a flashback to a 1969 exhibit

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“General Peter Gansevoort” by Gilbert Stuart from Life During Wartime at the MunsonWilliams-Proctor Arts Institute.

Kirkland Art Center. 9½ East Park Row, off Route 12B, Clinton. Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

853-8871. Through May 31: Luminous Journeys Through the Abstract, works by Linda Bigness, Marna Bell, Margie Hughto, Michael Sickler, John Loy, Diana Godfrey, John Jacopelle and Bradley Hudson.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building, 109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 443-8743.

Through June 20: Young Art, works such as masks and a mural created by children from the after-school Bilingual Reading Circles program.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300.

Through May 30: 2014 Transmedia Photography annual show; Golden Dawn, pictures of

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Marty Blake’s collage “Each” is part of the show REnewal at Gandee Gallery, 7846 Main St., Fabius. A reception takes place Saturday, May 24, 6 to 8 p.m. For information, call 416-6339.

Binghamton, N.Y.; Cleveland, Ohio; Flint, Mich.; and more by Dan Wetmore; New Geographics, Michael Buhler-Rose employs landscapes, portraits and still lifes to comment on political notions of Hindu and Indic aesthetics. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves.

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through Aug. 3: Life During Wartime, artistic aspects of war, created between the 17th and 20th centuries. Through

Sept. 28: Butterflies, Geishas and Dragons: The Arts and Influence of Japan. $10/adults, $5/ students.

Onondaga Historical Association. 321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cocktail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through Sun. May 25: Made in New York, the annual exhibit from statewide artists.

Stone Quarry Hill Art Park. Stone Quarry

Road, Cazenovia. Thurs.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. and by appointment. $5/suggested donation. 6553196. Through June 5: Paradise Gone, a 40-year retrospective of diverse landscapes by Janet Culbertson, who studied art with Stone Quarry founder Dorothy Riester.

Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m. 4434098. Through June 27: Learning to See, works by students from the El Punto Art Studio.

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery.

826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; also by appointment. 478-8634. Through May 30: Yourself Inevitable, abstract drawings by Daniel Franco.

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Country star rides through upstate New York.

6:30 p.m. July 8, Artpark, Lewiston 8 p.m. July 9, Turning Stone More than a feeling.

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U P CO M I N G CO N C ER T S

5/29: Ethan Bortnick, Damian McGinty. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. 463-9240.

5/30: Club D’Elf, Marco Benevento. Westcott Theater.

W e d n e s day 5/ 21 Don’t Stop Believin’. Wed. May 21, 7:30 p.m.

The Journey tribute band rocks on, plus the Tom Petty homage Hard Promises at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $25/advance, $30/door.

410-8054.

Free Mohawk Valley Community College Concert Band. Wed. May 21, 7:30 p.m. A

thewestcotttheater.com.

5/31: Boondox, Aqualeo, Bukshot, Miss Meina, Tall Bucks. Lost Horizon,

5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

5/31: Greg Klyma and Ryan Fitzsimmons. Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. 655-9193.

6/2: Liverpool is the Place: Liverpool Central School District Jazz Fest. Johnson Park, Liverpool. 457-

3895.

6/4: Liverpool is the Place: Pale Green Stars. Johnson Park, Liverpool.

457-3895.

6/7: Nasty Habit, Wicked, Storm Cell, Zen Kura. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

6/7: Firefall. Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. 298-0007.

6/9: Liverpool is the Place: Neverly Brothers. Johnson Park, Liverpool.

457-3895.

6/11: Liverpool is the Place: Liverpool Community Chorus. Johnson Park, Liverpool. 457-3895.

6/12: John Legend. Mulroy Civic Cen-

ter, 411 Montgomery St. 435-8009.

6/13: Reid Speed and Mantis, Rumpstep. Westcott Theater.

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music

Broadway-themed program will be presented at the Capitol Theatre, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. Free. 337-6453.

T h u r s day 5/ 22 Sterling Stage Folkfest. Thurs.-Sun. The

10th annual music blowout features Anders Osborne, Ryan Montbleau and many others at the Sterling Stage Kampitheater, 272 Kent Road, Sterling. Four-day pass: $70/advance, $85/gate. Sat. only: $40/advance, $50/gate.

(818) 212-9489.

F r i day 5/ 23 ApologetiX. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The Christian rock parody band in concert at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $15. 298-0007.

Silver Queen Casket Company. Fri. 8 p.m.

Finger Lakes rockers in action, plus Syracuse’s Austin John Band at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $7. 253-6669.

Red Sea. Fri. 9 p.m. Local funk rockers take the stage, preceded by In Too Deep and DJ Afar at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10.

Thewestcotttheater.com.

S at u r day 5/ 24 Free North Syracuse Family Festival.

Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Music by the Papa Joe Band and the Fulton Chain Gang plus martial arts and Civil War exhibitions, raffles, food and more at Lonergan Park, Route 11, North Syracuse. Free. 458-0375.

Black Star Riders. Sat. 6 p.m. Thin Lizzy alums keep rockin’, plus Cousin Jake and Storm Cell at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $20$22. 446-1934.

Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

The Fiddlin’ Future. Sun. 2 p.m. The young

folks will be fiddlin’ up a storm to kick off the summer concert series at the North American Fiddlers’ Hall of Fame and Museum, 1121 Comins Road, Osceola. Free. 599-7009.

wow Skunk Funk. Sun. 1:30-9 p.m.

The third annual party features music with Dusty Pas’cal (2 p.m.), Los Blancos (3:30 p.m.), Jack Grace Band (5 p.m.) and Mia Dyson (7:15 p.m.) at the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $20/ adults, $15/students, free/under age 12. 655-9193.

North Sea Gas. Sun. 8 p.m. The popular Celtic

trio performs at Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $19/adults, $14/students.

691-3550.

T u e s day 5/ 27 Elliott Brood. Tues. 7 p.m. Toronto trio of

troubadours travel to town, plus Wolf House and Wolf Sanctuary at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$12. 446-1934.

DATE NIGHT Red Elvises. Tues. 8 p.m.

Surf rockabilly with a Russian bent comes back to town, preceded by Pale Green Stars at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12.

Thewestcotttheater.com.

W e d n e s day 5/ 28 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. May 28,

12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with pianist Sar-Shalom Strong and Kelly Covert on flute and piccolo at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

C lu b d at e s W e d n e s day 5/ 21

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Paul Fey. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

Primo Gonso Quartet. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que,

246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (O’Toole’s, 111 Osbourne

St., Auburn), 8-11 p.m.

T h u r s day 5/ 22 Annie in the Water. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Ashley and Jimmy Cox. (bc Restaurant, 247 W. Fayette St.), 7-9 p.m.

Austin John Band. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8-11 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Shifty’s,

1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

Country Rose. (Knoxies Pub, 7088 Route 20, Pompey), 6-9 p.m.

Frank Rhodes. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor, Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

JoDog Duo. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9 p.m.

Letizia. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Paul Davie. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow St., Liverpool), 7-10 p.m.

Spring Street. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

TJ Sacco and the Urban Cowboys. (Performance Harley Davidson, 807 N. Geddes St.), 6-9 p.m.

Woodstone. (Kosta’s Bar and Grill, 105 Grant Ave., Auburn), 7-10 p.m.

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Black Water. (Quaker Steak and Lube, 3535 Walters Road), 6-9 p.m.

Bob Dylan Tribute. Sat. 8 p.m. Larry Hoyt and friends celebrate the Bard of Hibbing during this fundraiser for the Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $10. 682-1578.

3’s a Crowd. (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill, 7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

805’s Dave Porter. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-11 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Better Than Bowling w/Sharon Allen.

Brownskin Band. Sat. 9 p.m. Rhythm’n’blues

Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7:30-10:30 p.m.

Phoenix), 8 p.m.

soulsters at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10. Thewestcotttheater.com.

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(Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Bob Holz Band. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St.,

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire Golf Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

Bryan Howell and the Standalones. (The Columbia, 500 Columbia St., Utica), 8 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band.

Chris Terra Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Chapter Eleven. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7-11 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Dominick’s Sports Tavern,

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band.

Dr Killdean. (Riverforest Park, 9439 Riverforesr Road, Weedsport), 9 p.m.

(Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort and Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Route 51, Scriba), 9 p.m.

Code Red. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.),

Fulton Chain Gang. (Lonergan Park, Main Street, North Syracuse), 3-5 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Kegs Canalside, 7 Hamilton

Fulton Chain Gang. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon), 9 p.m.

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St., Jordan), 9 p.m.

Flipside. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8-11 p.m.

Hodson and Donelan. (Waterfront Tavern,

Jah Eyes Alongside the Survivors. (Bull and

winsville), 9:30 p.m.

Bear Pub, 126 E. Water St.), 10 p.m.

Jesse Collins Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W.

Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8-11:30 p.m.

Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers Trio. (Ridge Tavern,

Phoenix), 9 p.m.

1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

John Lerner. (Fulton Moose Lodge, 3044 Route 57, Oswego), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Ventosa Vineyards, 3440 Route 96A,

Geneva), 6-9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

Lonesome Crow. (CC’s (formerly Big Kahunas), 17 Columbus St., Auburn), 8 p.m.

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Michael Crissan. (Lew’s Sports Bar, 7356 Church St., North Syracuse), 8 p.m.

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Pale Green Stars. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 10 p.m.

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Prime Time Horns. (Crazy Clam, 129 Canal St.,

Rollinsouth. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 9 p.m.

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Solar Garlic. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

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The Bomb. (Nothin’ Fancy, 5 Ruth St., Vernon), 9 p.m.

The Extremists. (UNC, 125 Washington St.,

Auburn), 8 p.m.

The Shazbot. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia), 7-10 p.m.

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(Deveney’s on the River, Weedsport), 9 p.m.

S aturday 5/ 24 Boots N Shorts. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

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Rainbow Shores Road, Pulaski), 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill,

Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 2-6 p.m.

Silver Queen Casket Company. (DinosaurB-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 4-8 p.m.

Tuff Luck. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6-9 p.m.

Woodstone. (Scoville Grill, Brae Burn Golf Country Club, 60 Red Jacket St., Dansville), 6-10 p.m.

M o n day 5/ 26 John McConnell. (Dinosaur-B-Que, 246 W.

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Big Louie and the Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

closes June 26. Gangster clichés are spoofed in this interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity.

475-1807.

The Cat in the Hat. Fri. 7 p.m., Sat. 2

p.m.; closes June 14. Gifford Family Theater mounts the family-geared production featuring wacky Dr Seuss characters at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $15/ adults, $10/children. 445-4200.

The Princess and the Pea. Every Sat.

12:30 p.m.; through June 28. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed

by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5.

449-3823.

The Wild Party. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m., Sun.

2 p.m.; closes May 31. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents the adultthemed Roaring ’20s musical drama at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/Thurs. & Sun., $25/Fri. & Sat. 885-8960.

Auditions and Rehearsals Town of Manlius Recreation Department. Sat. May 24, 2-5 p.m., Thurs. May

29, 5-7 p.m. Auditions for the summer production of Les Miserables take place at the Manlius Town Hall, 301 Brooklea Drive, Fayetteville. 637-5188.

Pale Green Stars, Tractor Beam. (77 Club,

77 Main St., Cortland), 10 p.m.

wow Belly Dance Artist Amanda Rose. Sat. 8 p.m. The award-winning performer displays the art form at Onondaga Community College’s Academic II Recital Hall, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $10. 498-2622, 751-1921.

Route 20, Pompey), 9 p.m.

Papa Joe Band. (Lonergan Park, Main Street, North Syracuse), 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

Syracuse Stage. Wed. May 28 & Thurs.

May 29. Tryouts for 11- to 13-year-old African American girls for a role in the autumn production of August Wilson’s The Piano Lesson take place at the company’s home, 820 E. Genesee St. To schedule an audition, 443-4008.

Syracuse Shakespeare Festival. Sun.

June 1 & Mon. June 2, 6:30-9 p.m. The company will hold tryouts for its February production of Hamlet at the Syracuse University Warehouse Theater, 350 W. Fayette St. 476-1835.

James Joyce 2014 Creative Writing Contest. First prize is $2,000, to be awarded

during the 20th annual Bloomsday marathon reading of Ulysses on June 16 at Le Moyne College, 1415 Salt Springs Road. Contest is limited to Central New York students (either high school or college) with the six contest adjudicators taking level of schooling of contestants into consideration for the grand prize. Each applicant should electronically submit either a critical essay relating to Joyce: his life, his work, his influence or a short story to be preceded by a brief description of its pertinence to Joyce’s characters, settings or techniques. Entry deadline: Mon. May 27.

For information, contact Basil Dillon-Malone, Chair, James Joyce Contest 2014, 4083 Sweet Gum, Liverpool; 622-1132; dillon-malone. basil@arcomlabs.com.

The Media Unit. Central New York teens ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

Rollinsouth. (Penny’s One Cent Saloon, 183 S. Main St., Cortland), 8 p.m.

Ron Spencer Band. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 9 p.m.

Sarah Hiltbrand. (Gance’s, Green Lakes Golf Course, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville), 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Just Joe. (Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 5-9 p.m.

The Camillians. (Higie’s Iron Horse Saloon, 2721 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 7-10 p.m.

W e d n e sday 5/ 28 2 Hour Delay. (Al’s Wine and Whiskey Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9:30 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Sirsy. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Just Joe. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road,

Smokin’. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood Inn, 400

Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7:30-10:30 p.m.

The Action. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub,

Mick Fury. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

The Party Sharks. (Floody’s Bar and Grill,

TJ Sacco. (The Office (formerly Dirty Nelly’s), 1965 W. Fayette St.), 8-11 p.m.

Timeline. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37,

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Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

2095 State Route 49, Fulton), 5-9 p.m.

Brewerton), 7-11 p.m.

Woodstone. (Stone Lounge, 128 Main St., Cortland), 7-10 p.m.

S u n day 5/ 25 Electric Moonpies. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 3-7 p.m.

Jeff Meloling. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor, Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 4-7 p.m.

John Lerner. (Suds Factory on the River, 3 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 3-7 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Duo. (Bluewater Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5-8 p.m.

Letizia and the Z Band. (Brennan Beach),

8-10 p.m.

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Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Vernon), 5-8 p.m.

W e d n e sday 5/ 21 Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Latin Party. (Sophistication Jazz Café, 441 S. Salina St.), 7-10 p.m.

Open Mike w/Sweet Lou. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

T h u rsday 5/ 22 Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke and Trivia. (Crazy Clam, 129 Canal St., Sylvan Beach), 8 p.m.

Open Mike Night. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

F r i day 5/ 23 Happy Hour Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 6-9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Mars and DJ Voltage. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Harf and Friends. (Village Lanes,

201 E. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Karaoke. (Mixer’s Grill, 5840 Bridge St., East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

S at u r day 5/ 24 Karaoke w/DJ Streets and DJ Denny. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Harf and Friends. (Village Lanes,

201 E. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

S u n day 5/ 25 Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Davey D. (Floody’s Bar and Grill, 2095 State Route 49, Fulton), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Johnny Rage. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 7:30-11:30 p.m.

M o n day 5/ 26 Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7. 423-8669.

253-9029. Through May: photography by Bob Brower.

Rachel Feinstein. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 &

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus.

9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Last Comic Standing veteran storms the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10/Thurs. & Sun., $12/Fri., $15/Sat. 423-8669.

Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 6731350. Through May: Student Art Exhibit.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club,

1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

8:30 p.m. Sky Sands and Tom Anzalone bring the funny to 103 W. Main St., Sackets Harbor. $15. 646-2305.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through May: photos of Webster Pond from members of the Anglers Association of Onondaga.

Karaoke. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow St.,

Italian Bad Boyz of Comedy. Sun. 5 p.m.

Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447 S.

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Liverpool), 7:30 p.m.

W e d n e s day 5/ 28 Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Latin Party. (Sophistication Jazz Café, 441 S. Salina St.), 7-10 p.m.

Lake Ontario Comedy Playhouse. Fri. & Sat.

Touring comics Michael Parise, Mike Marino, Guido Grasso and Frank Spadone in action, preceded by Syracuse’s own Uncle Louie Variety Show at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $30$40. (585) 392-6832.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. May 28, 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Sweet Lou. (JP’s Tavern, 109

Jane Condon and Pamela Werts co-headline the stand-up action at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10.

423-8669.

CO M E DY

Auburn Unitarian Universalist Society.

Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

Comedy Showcase. Wed. May 21, 7:30 p.m.

Local and regional stand-ups compete at Funny

EXHIBITS

607 N. Seward Ave., Auburn. Sun. noon-2 p.m.

Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through May: acrylics by Deborah Walsh.

Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory Square.

Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m.

471-4601.

Fayetteville Free Library. 300 Orchard St., Fayetteville. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 637-6374.

Through May: The Hobo in Me, photography by Steve Parker.

Hazard Branch Library. 1620 W. Genesee St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Tues. &

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Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 484-1528. Through May: Nature, watercolors of people and animals by Anna Perun.

Imagine. 38 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

685-6263. Through May: works by artist Christy Lemp.

Manlius Public Library. 1 Arkie Albanese Drive, Manlius. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 682-6400, 699-5076. Through Sat. May 24: Illumination, photography by Karen Kozicki.

LEARNING

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Free Social Security Seminar. Wed. May 21, 6:30-8 p.m. Representatives from Retirement Income Analysts offer advice at Onondaga Free Library, 4840 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free.

492-1727.

Ravi Zacharias. Tues. 7-8:30 p.m. The radio host presents the lecture titled “Helping the Thinker Believe, Helping the Believer Think” at North Syracuse Baptist Church, 401 S. Main St., North Syracuse. Free. 458-0271.

L I T E R AT I

Free Joseph E. Fahey. Wed. May 21, 4:306:30 p.m. The author of James K. McGuire: Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist hosts a launch party at the Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free. 428-1864.

Jeffrey Clement. Fri. noon. The writer dis-

cusses his book The Lieutenant Don’t Know: One Marine’s Story of Warfare and Combat Logistics in Afghanistan at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd.

E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Book Discussion. Tues. 6 p.m. Members mull

Half Broke Horses by Jeannette Walls at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

OUTINGS

Birding Field Trip. Sat. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ononda-

ga Audubon hosts the trek to Whiskey Hollow, Whiskey Hollow Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 6388307.

Wildflower Hike. Sun. 1:15-4 p.m. Mary

Dineen of the Onondaga Chapter of the Adirondack Mountain Club leads the spring jaunt; participants should bring water and snacks.

Nelson Swamp Unique Area, Stone Quarry Road, Cazenovia. Free. 424-1284.

SPORTS

DATE NIGHT Syracuse Chiefs. Thurs.Sat. 7 p.m., Sun. 6:30 p.m. Baseball season continues as the boys of summer battle the Pawtucket Red Sox at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $5-$12/adults, $4-$10/children and seniors. Sat. May 24, 6 p.m.: Bark in the Park features special seating for dog lovers: $5/humans, $2/canines; funds donated to local pet rescue groups. 474-7833.

Vernon Downs Race Track. Fri. & Sat. 6:45

p.m., Mon. 1:15 p.m.; closes Nov. 1. Harness racing continues during the 61st anniversary season. 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free admission. 829-6800.

ESPN Friday Night Fights. Fri. 7 p.m. Cham-

pionship finals in lightweight and middleweight divisions take place at the Turning Stone Casino and Resort’s Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $25, $35, $60. 361-SHOW.

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SPECIALS

CNY Skeptics Meeting. Wed. May 21, 7-9 p.m.

Members convene at Manlius Public Library, 1 Arkie Albanese Ave., Manlius. Free. 636-6533.

Freedom Awards Banquet. Thurs. 6-10 p.m.

The Syracuse chapter of NAACP hosts the 35th annual event, which honors local individuals, businesses and agencies who have supported efforts to eradicate racial prejudice. Double Tree Hotel, 6301 Route 298, East Syracuse. $160/ couple, $100/person; reservations required.

457-9275. wow Memorial Day Watchfire.

Sun. 8 p.m. Veterans and non-veterans are invited to the evening event to honor military personnel. Participants are invited to bring unserviceable American flags so that they may be properly retired. Veterans Memorial Watchfire Park, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free. 468-5898.

LaFayette Outreach Benefit. Mon. 8 a.m.-

noon. Annual Memorial Day fundraiser features a silent auction, ice cream, bake sale and more at Columbian Presbyterian Church, Routes 11 and 20, LaFayette. Free admission. 677-3293.

Eaton Community Day. Mon. 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Celebrate Memorial Day with this event featuring historical presentations, crafts and summer treats. Old Town of Eaton Museum, 2776 River Road, Eaton. Free. 228-8291.

FILM

Starts Friday Films, theaters and times subject to change. Check syracusenewtimes.com for updates.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The websling-

er’s reboot gets a second stanza, plus Jamie Foxx as the villain Electro; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 3:15, 6:40 & 10 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:50, 7 & 10:10 p.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/ stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 11:20 p.m. Sun.: 8:45 p.m.

Mon.: 10:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 4, 7:05 & 10:15 p.m.

Back to the Future. Regal Cinema’s Classic Film Series rolls on with Michael J. Fox’s 1985 time-traveling comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (5-28): 2 & 7 p.m.

Belle. Fact-based art-house entry about an

illegitimate mixed-race daughter during slavery times in England. Manlius (Digital presentation/ stereo). Daily: 7:30 p.m. Sat. matinee: 4:30 p.m.

Sun. matinee: 2 & 4:30 p.m.

Blended. Third reunion for Adam Sandler and

Drew Barrymore, this time in a Brady Bunchstyle sitcom set in Africa. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:50, 3:55, 6:50 & 9:55 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10 a.m. Screen 2: 1:20, 4:25, 7:20 & 10:25 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:30 a.m. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri.-Sun.: 8:50 p.m. Great Northern 10.

(Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:05, 7:10 & 10 p.m.

Fri.-Mon. matinee: 11 a.m.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Chris Evans returns as the thawed-out star-spangled shield-slinger in this action-packed sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Mon.: 12:10 & 6:30 p.m. Tues.-Thurs.

(5-29): 12:10, 3:20, 6:30 & 9:40 p.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/

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stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8:45 p.m. Sun: 11:20 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Fri.-Mon.: 6:40 & 9:45 p.m. Tues. & Wed. (5-28): 2:50, 6 & 9:10 p.m.

Chef. Jon Favreau as the kitchen magician who

starts up a food-truck business in this comedy.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:05, 7:10 & 10:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:15 a.m.

Godzilla. Reboot of the 1954 Japanese sci-fi monster movie mixes high-tech special effects with lots of people (including Bryan Cranston) running away from crumbling buildings; shown in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 4:10, 7:25 & 10:35 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 9:40 a.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 3:10, 6:25 & 9:35 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12 a.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Screen 1: 12:25, 3:40, 6:55 & 10:05 p.m. Screen 2: 1:25, 4:40 & 7:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:05 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:10 a.m. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri.-Sun.: 10:50 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30 & 9:40 p.m.

Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1, 4:20, 7:20 & 10:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:50, 3:40, 6:50 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 4:10 & 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:20, 3:10, 6:20 & 9:20 p.m. Screen 2: 1:20 & 7:20 p.m.

Heaven is for Real. Greg Kinnear stars in this

fact-based faith drama about a child’s neardeath experience. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Mon.: 9:25 a.m., 3:30 & 9:40 p.m. Tues.: 1:15, 4, 6:45 & 9:30 p.m.

Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Fri.-Mon.: 3:20 & 9:20 p.m. Tues.-Thurs. (5-29): 12:35, 4, 6:50 & 9:20 p.m.

The LEGO Movie. Will Arnett and Elizabeth

Banks lend their voices to this cartoon. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Sat.-Mon. matinee: 11:35 a.m. & 4:15 p.m.

Million Dollar Arm. Jon Hamm as a sports agent in this potential Disney sleeper about the hunt for baseball players. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:35, 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:35 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 4:10, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 12, 3:30, 6:35 & 9:30 p.m.

Muppets Most Wanted. Ricky Gervais

and Tina Fey join Kermit’s crew for this family-geared sequel. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 6:30 p.m. Sat.-Mon. matinee: 1:50 p.m.

Neighbors. Seth Rogen as a new dad who must contend with the frat house next door in this raunchy farce. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:40, 4:20, 7:05 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 2:10, 4:50, 7:35 & 10:20 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m.

Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:30, 4:55, 7:40 & 10:15 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 2:10, 4:40, 7:40 & 10:20 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 11:30 a.m.

Noah. Russell Crowe gets ark anxiety in this

biblical spectacle. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 8:55 p.m.

The Other Woman. Cameron Diaz leads

the ladies who are angry at a philanderer in this revenge comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 3:50, 6:35 & 9:25 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:25 a.m.

Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Fri.-Mon.: 12 & 6:35 p.m. Tues.-Thurs. (5-29): 12,

3:20, 6:35 & 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:55, 4:30, 7:25 & 10:25 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 11:10 a.m.

Rio 2. Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway and Andy Garcia lend their voices to this colorful cartoon sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.Mon. matinee: 11:20 a.m., 1:50 & 4:15 p.m. Tues. & Wed. (5-28): 1:50, 4:15, 6:40 & 9:45 p.m.

The Wind Rises. Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki’s final triumph in the hand-drawn cel medium, with voices by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Martin Short, Emily Blunt and others. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/ stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 1:40 a.m. Mon. 8:45 p.m.

X-Men: Days of Future Past. Hugh Jack-

man’s hairy Wolverine does the time warp in this superhero stanza, with Ian McKellen, Jennifer Lawrence and Patrick Stewart; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/3-D/Stadium).

Daily: 12:30 & 7 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 9:20 a.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 3:45 & 10:15 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/ Stadium). Screen 1: 11:20 a.m., 2:30, 5:45 & 9 p.m. Screen 2: 1:30, 4:45 & 8 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:15 p.m. Fri.-Mon. matinee: 10:20 a.m.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4:15, 7:30 & 10:45 p.m.

Fri.-Mon. matinee: 9:50 a.m. Screen 2: 2, 5:15 & 8:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:45 p.m. Fri.Mon. matinee: 10:50 a.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Mon.): 3 & 9:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10, 3:10, 6:45 & 10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Mon.): 2:40 & 9:30 p.m.

Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1 (Fri.-Mon.): 11:40 a.m. & 6:15 p.m.

Screen 2: 12:40, 3:40, 7:15 & 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium).

Screen 1: 12:10, 3:20, 6:30 & 9:40 p.m. Screen 2: 1:10, 4:20, 7:30 & 10:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:40, 3:50, 7 & 10:10 p.m. Screen 2: 1:45, 4:50 & 8 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Mon.): 11:40 a.m., 2:50, 6 & 9:10 p.m.

Film, others Listed alphabetically: Hubble. Wed. May 14-Fri. 3 p.m., Sat. & Mon. 3 & 7 p.m., Sun. & Wed. May 28, 3 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors.

425-9068.

Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. Wed.

May 21-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. & Mon. 12, 2, 4 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. May 28, 12, 2 & 4 p.m.

Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/ adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

wow King Lear. Sat. noon. Sam Mendes directs this Royal National Theater production, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817.

The Living Sea. Wed. May 21-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. & Mon. 1 & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. May 28, 1 p.m.

Large-format underwater thrills at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/ adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

FAMIILY FRIENDLY Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Sat. 7 p.m. The Gene

Wilder family classic at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $5/family of four. 463-9240.

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Hidden under wool socks and boots for the winter, toes make a comeback as the weather warms. Sandals, sneakers and TAKE flip-flops in colors that rival spring flowers hit the streets of Syracuse this week as the temperature rose into the 80s. And what better way to show off a pedicure than with open toe footwear?

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ix-dollar martinis all day on Wednesday. Need I say more? Apparently not, because on the Wednesday night we visited, the parking lot was full. My table partook in the standard vodka and gin martinis with a choice of regular or blue cheese olives, but an entire menu with more than a dozen offerings was available, including a Red Velvet and a mango variety. When our server, Cody Kalemba, served us our drinks, they overflowed the glass. She said they were “made with love.”

And that is how the very pleasant evening played out at this comfy pub; we felt attended to and cared about. Suitable for working folks, business meetings and families, too, the CopperTop Tavern offers a global menu that includes healthier entrees at less than 600 calories, along with vegetarian and gluten-free options.

To start, the avocado eggrolls had come recommended even before Kalemba suggested we try them. They were creamy and spicy and filled with black bean and roasted peppers. They are served with even spicier chips and a tasty mayo-based dipping sauce. We also tried a new offering – stone-fired chicken wings with Italian herb flavoring. These were smoky and not too hot.

Our main dish choices traversed the global menu that was advertised. From the favorites menu, Josie tried the fish tacos. These were served more like what I would call a quesadilla, and included

panko-crusted haddock with Santa Fe dressing, pico de gallo, carrots and cheddarjack cheese. Alan chose the Thai chicken noodles off the pasta menu. The noodles had a toothsome texture and a delicious sesame flavor. Alan gave his and all of the plates high marks for presentation. The rest of us ordered off the dinner specials menu, with Doug enjoying salmon with miso flavoring that was light and flavorful and probably the most-favored entrée of the evening.

The portion sizes are enormous, so how we had room for a dessert is a mystery. I have never figured out how something as simple as fried dough can be so wonderful, but try the beignets, served with chocolate and strawberry dipping sauces. One order was plenty for the five of us, and a sweet treat to end the evening. In the summer, Coppertop will lighten the menu a bit to offer cooler, lighter options while they bring out the mojitos. SNT

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.J. Goss is a “reverse commuter,” driving each day from his apartment in Armory Square to his dental practice in Liverpool.

He’s living in his second apartment in Center Armory. After two years in a smaller place, he’s lived in the 1,200-square-foot, two-bedroom, 1½-bath apartment for two months.

He almost rented a place near the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, but the courtyard drew him to Center Armory, a retail and condominium complex built in the mid-1990s on what was a gravel parking lot. The condos are clustered around a center courtyard to resemble a small village.

“This courtyard is totally unique,” he said.

“I feel like I’m part of a community. There are two grills outside, and in the summer there are impromptu gatherings. That’s what distinguishes this from an apartment that’s a door at the end of a hallway.”

“The courtyard space and the (underground) garage made it a slam dunk,” he said.

His first apartment in Center Armory had a better view, but the current apartment faces into the courtyard, not out onto Walton Street and Armory Square.

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“You lose the view, but you also lose the street noise.”

Goss said his rent is a little over $2,000 a month, plus heat. He also pays extra for a spot in the underground parking garage.

The apartment’s owners are also residents of Center Armory. When they purchased the apartment Goss lives in, they got rid of the “Smurf blue” paint and enlarged and renovated the kitchen. It took eight men to carry the single piece of granite for a counter in the kitchen, Goss said. That counter has become the heart of the apartment.

“Everybody comes in and sits at the counter,” he said. “They gravitate to it.”

Goss said he enjoys cooking, but even when friends come over for dinner, they always seem to end up somewhere in Armory Square.

“I feel like I’m in the middle of things living here. It’s a nice little hub to be in.” SNT

(Top) A tray ceiling defines the living space at A.J. Goss’s apartment in Center Armory. (Bottom) The outdoor courtyard led A.J. Goss to rent an apartment in Center Armory. Photos by Gloria Wright

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“Slide: Persistence of Vision” at the S.A.L.T. Quarters (115 Otisco Street) through Saturday May 24th showing 3D polaroid photographs by Dave Broda, curated by artist in residence Colleen Woolpert. A closing reception will take place Saturday from 1-3 p.m. Contact: cwoolpert@gmail.com to schedule a viewing.

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If you are dealing with symptoms of menopause, mindfulness meditation can help you tap into an inner reservoir of calm. If TAKE practiced on a regular basis, meditation has also been shown to reduce hot flashes, improve sleep and boost your mood.

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omen — they do a great job of caring for others but not always for themselves. National Women’s Health Week was this month, and women were asked to make their own health a priority.

What does it mean to be a well woman? It means being as healthy as you can, and taking more steps to improve your physical and mental health. This can be achieved through the four following steps: get active; eat healthy; get enough sleep; manage stress through recreation, social support, meditation, mindfulness.

GET ACTIVE First, tell yourself you have the time to be active. Then walk, jog, bike, or play a sport for 10 minutes a day; use stairs instead of the elevator; join an office or community sports league; and set specific short-term goals, and reward yourself when you achieve them.

EAT HEALTHY A balanced diet is the first building block of health. Women, like men, should enjoy a variety of foods, such as whole grains, fruits, vegetables, healthy fats, low-fat dairy and lean protein. But women also have additional needs, including iron-rich foods such as red meat, chicken, turkey, pork, fish, kale, spinach, beans, lentils and fortified breads and

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cereals; folic acid during reproductive years; and daily requirements for calcium, which keeps bones strong and prevents osteoporosis, found in foods such as low-fat or fat-free milk, yogurt and cheese, sardines, tofu (if made with calcium sulfate) and calcium-fortified juices and cereals.

GET SLEEP Getting the right amount of sleep is vital, but just as important is the quality of your sleep. These tips can improve your quality of sleep: exercise regularly, but not right before bed; don’t drink alcohol at bedtime; don’t just lie there — if you wake and can’t fall back asleep within 20 minutes, get out of bed; establish regular bed and wake times; make dietary changes with less or no caffeine and alcohol; and improve your sleep environment so it’s restful.

MANAGE STRESS Mindfulness and meditation can benefit women of any age, whether it’s to relieve the stress of a multi-tasking mom or reducing the symptoms of menopause. Evidence shows that mindfulness can increase life

enjoyment by expanding the ability to cope with illness, and benefiting physical and emotional health. Focusing the mind can be an antidote to the stresses of everyday living.

Try paying attention to your breath for 15 minutes a day or even at shorter intervals if you need to. Consider focusing breathing when you stop at red light, just before you pick up the phone or answer an email. Before you go to sleep and when you wake up, take a couple “mindful” breaths. Find a task that you do impatiently or unconsciously and concentrate on the experience in a mindful manner.

Making your own health a priority for a few minutes a day can help you live a healthier life.

Those who love you will be glad you did. SNT Marnie Blount-Gowan teaches meditation and mindfulness and is a member of the Crouse Hospital Integrated Health Alliance in Syracuse.

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About 20.4 million Americans do yoga, and it’s a $10.3 billion a year industry, according to a study conducted by the magazine Yoga Journal.

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A yoga class at Lotus Life Yoga Center, 4467 E. Genesee St., DeWitt, performs the triangle position. Photo by M. F. Piraino

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hhh, Namaste. It’s the salutation spoken at the end of a peaceful and cathartic yoga class. The power and popularity of yoga has grown in recent years as a way to mentally and physically destress from the technology-driven over-stimulated world we live in.

Kim Fischer, owner of the Lotus Life Yoga Center, says yoga is built on the three basic principles: exercise, breathing and meditation.

She said yoga promotes wellness, helps ease stress, and boosts balance, flexibility and muscle strength.

“It offers so many health benefits,” Fischer said.

“Not only the physical body but the emotional and mental aspects.”

Mark Ward, of Fayetteville, has been practicing yoga ever since a co-worker convinced him to take a class seven years ago. The 57-year-old director of operations at a local manufacturer said yoga not only helps relieve tension from his job but provides a good source of exercise as well.

“Sometimes I’ll take a class in the morning and it sets the tone for the day,” Ward said.

Fischer, a certified yoga teacher, has more than 500 students pass through her studio on East Genesee Street each week. She said there is no age limit or required level of fitness required to practice yoga. All that’s needed is an open mind.

“All styles can be modified for beginners and experienced students alike,” she said.

Here’s a primer on how to get started to finding some inner peace.

Flex Time. The two main practices that serve as the foundation are Hatha and Vinyasa. Hatha includes postures, breathing awareness and focus techniques. Fischer said Vinyasa is the more challenging of the two and mixes sequenced movement with breathing.

Assume the Position. Fischer ranked these three positions as the most basic for yoga newbies: Posture pose (Asana): Students sit in a seated position, legs crossed in front. “This is how you learn how to breathe and get into the body,” Fischer said.

Tree pose (Vriksasana): There are different variations that include a student standing on one leg with the opposite foot placed on the ankle, calf or inner thigh. “It triggers balance in body and focus in the mind,” Fischer said.

Child’s pose (Balasana): This resting pose relaxes the body and helps circulate oxygen and blood.

Hit the Mat. Purchasing a yoga mat is a must.

Think of it as your personal island where you

will sit, stand and lay down while practicing yoga. Studios and gyms have communal mats for students to use. But who wants to lay face down on a mat that multiple strangers have used?

Want something really different? Here’s a sampling of some unique yoga classes: Hot Yoga: Like to get a good sweat going? Hot Yoga is for you. At Lotus Life, this class takes place in a room where the heat is cranked up to 90 degrees with some extra humidity added to boot.

Essences Yoga: Mirbeau Spa, in Skaneateles, offers a class that enhances the yoga experience with therapeutic oils such as spruce and grapefruit.

Arial Yoga: A cross between Cirque Du Soleil and yoga exercise, students perform exercises while hanging upside down holding acrylic fabric that hangs from the ceiling. Lotus Life offers this class three days a week. SNT M.F. Piraino is a Syracuse-based free-lance writer.

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NOTICE

Articles of Organization of Prufrock Liquid Return Fund, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 4/21/2014.

Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.

SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 6449 River Birchfield Road, Jamesville, New York 13078.

Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

Notice is hereby given that an order entered by the Supreme Court, Onondaga County on the 7th day of May, 2014 bearing index number 2014-0825, a copy of which may be examined at the office of the clerk, located at the Onondaga County Courthouse, room 201, grants me the right to assume the name of Reyan Shakeel Usmani. My present address is 5 Hawthorne Woods Court, Skaneateles, NY; the date of my birth is March 7, 2003; the place of my birth is Brooklyn, New York; my present name is Reyan Shakeel.

Notice is hereby given that an order entered by the Supreme Court, Onondaga County on the 7th day of May, 2014 bearing index number 2014-0824, a copy of which may be examined at the office of the clerk, located at the Onondaga County Courthouse, room 201, grants me the right to assume the name of Amaan Shakeel Usmani. My present address is 5 Hawthorne Woods Court, Skaneateles, NY; the date of my birth is July 19, 2007; the place of my birth is Brooklyn, New York; my present name is Amaan Shakeel.

Notice of Domestic Formation of Cielo Unlimited LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 03/07/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail service of process to: Registered Agents Inc. @ 90 State St. STE 700, Office 40, Albany, NY 12207.

Registered Agents Inc. is designated as agent for SOP at: 90 State St., STE 700 Office 40, Albany, NY 12207.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 109 Barton Road LLC, a Domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC). Articles of Or-

ganization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/5/14. Office location: 8417 Oswego Road, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8417 Oswego Road, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 136-38 Turtle Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/22/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Andrew J. Thorn, Ste. 208, 505 East Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of 6850 East Genesee Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/31/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 6962 St. Andrews Circle, Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Al Moussami BB, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/29/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 3186 Bush Rd.,Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Alivero’s LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 5/1/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 111 Canterbury Drive, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Camp Cohasset, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 5/8/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: Harlan LaVine Real Estate, Inc., 117 S. State St., Syracuse, NY 13202, registered agent upon whom process may be served. Purpose:

any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of DV HOLDINGS, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/26/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 221 Strathmore Drive, Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose: any lawful activity.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DW REGENCIES ENTERPRISE, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. 1.The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is DW Regencies Enterprise, LLC. 2.

The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on April 17, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga.

4. The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: PMB #184, 4736 Onondaga Blvd., Syracuse, NY 13219. 6. The company is to be managed by its members. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York.

Notice of Formation of East Syracuse Bottle & Can Return LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 5/1/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 104 East Manlius Street, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of For the Health of it Foods, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 03/31/14, Office location: County of Onondaga, SSNY is dedicated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail cop-

ies of process to: 109 Joel Ln, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of High Peaks Club, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/21/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 109 South Warren St., Ste. 1900, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (L.L.C.).

Name: DKCNY Co. LLC. Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/14/14. Office location: Onondaga County, NY. SSNY designated as agent of L.L.C. upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 108 Edna Road, Syracuse, New York 13205.

Purpose: any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: CTS Trucking, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/2/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is.

Scott Harrison, 6060 Muskrat Bay Rd, Brewerton, NY 13029. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: Scott Harrison, 6060 Muskrat Bay Rd., Brewerton, NY 13029. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: DAMBER EXPRESS, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/9/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: Damber Powdyal, 818 Park St. Apt 3, Syracuse, NY 13208. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 818 Park St., Apt 3, Syracuse, NY 13208.

The purpose of the

business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: EVEREST TRUCKING, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/9/2014.

The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: Indra Powdyal, 818 Park St., Apt 4, Syracuse, NY 13208.

The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: Indra Powdyal, 818 Park St., Apt 4, Onondaga, NY 13208.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Momentum International, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on:4/15/14.

The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 107 Whedon Rd, Apt 16, Syracuse, NY 13219. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 107 Whedon Rd, Apt 16, Syracuse, NY 13219.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: MY LUCKY TUMMY, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/08/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 262 Kensington Place, Syracuse, NY 13210.

The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served.

The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 262 Kensington Place, Syracuse, NY 13210. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Oliva Career Consulting, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 19, 2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County.

The principal business location is: 6 Tremain Drive, Fayetteville, NY 13066. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: United States Corporation Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11228.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: T S H Audio LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8099 Princess Path, Liverpool , NY 13090. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 8099 Princess Path, Liverpool, NY 13090.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Vestra Healthcare Technologies, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 03/19/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga_ County. The principal business location is: 235 Harrison St., Syracuse, NY 13202. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 4192 Fireside Circle, Liverpool, NY 13090.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (PLLC). The name of the PLLC is: Linda Sillars Nurse Practitioner in Psychiatry. The Articles of

Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/31/14.

The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 169 East Genesee St, Skaneateles, NY 13152. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 169 East Genesee St, Skaneateles, NY 13152.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. The name of the LLC is JETTY T R A N S P O R TAT I O N LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/1/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 1205 GRAND AVENUE, SYRACUSE, NY 13219. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 1205 GRAND AVENUE, SYRACUSE, NY 13219.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. The name of the LLC is: BLESSED T R A N S P O R TAT I O N , LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/2/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8571 WHITING RD, CICERO, NY 13039.

The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 8571 WHITING RD, CICERO, NY 13039.

The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Marty Goddard Productions LLC. Art. of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 4/25/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to:1791 Sky High Road, Lafayette, NY 13084. Purpose:

any lawful activities.

Notice of Formation of Molly J.F. Holdings, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/22/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Molly Fronczek, 12 Alden Avenue, Auburn, NY 13021. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of NAV Real Estate LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/11/14. Office location: County of ONONDAGA. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 153 BENNETT RD. CAMILLUS, NY 13031. Purpose: real estate lease, real estate management, real estate repair.

Notice of Formation of Pompey Ridge LLC, Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on March 5, 2014. Office location: County of Onandaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Pompey Ridge LLC, 10360 Pendery Drive, Cincinnati, Ohio 45242.

Purpose: any lawful p u r p o s e .

Notice of Formation of R PARKER PROPERTIES, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/17/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 732 Visions Drive, Skaneateles Falls, NY 13153. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Rolling River – RE, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/8/13.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Steve Hadley, 6706 East Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF SAM’S CASH & CARRY, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. 1. The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is Sam’s Cash & Carry,

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LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on March 20, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga.

4.The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: 344 North Salina St., Syracuse, NY 13203. 6.

The company is to be managed by one or more managers. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York.

Notice of Formation of SHDJ, LLC amended to SHJD, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/4/13.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 6706 East Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation Of Split Rock Supply, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on April 29, 2013. office location in Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3767 Howlett Hill Rd, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Synergy Operations, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/4/13.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 4246 North Street, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Syracuse Metro Real Estate Service, LLC, a domestic limited liability company, (LLC) Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on

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March 31, 2014. Office location, County of Onondaga, SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Ave.,Ste.202. Brooklyn, NY 11228, Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Thad F. Sondej Law Firm, PLLC. Articles of organization files with the Secy. Of State of NY (SSNY) on April 17, 2014. Office location in Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of process to 890 Seventh North Street, Suite 201, Liverpool, NY Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of United Capital Funding, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/10/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o Benjamin L. Brimeyer, Reed Smith LLP, 10 S. Wacker Dr., 40th Fl., Chicago, IL 60606.

Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of UNY LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/16/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Principal business address: 5762 Celi Dr., East Syracuse, NY 13057. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o Terry J. Kirwan, Jr., Kirwan Law Firm, PC, Bridgewater Place, 500 Plum St., Suite 101, Syracuse, NY 13204, registered agent upon whom process may be served. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of: AVAAZA, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 24, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Ivan Thevaranjan, 815 Comstock Ave, Syracuse, New York 13210. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Blue Tie Enterprises, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/29/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is

designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Klajdi Lika, 115 Dorchester Ave, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Charles R. Pidutti, Architect PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 31, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Deja Vu Diner, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/30/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Randall S. Fortino, 115 Sharon Rd., #33, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: DEWITT PROPERTIES LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/20/14.

Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to:Marla Cohen 5201 Hoag Lane Fayetteville NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Dives, Wreck & Tech, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/8/14. Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United syates Corporation of Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave., Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Eastwood Auto Tech, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/2/2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 111 S. Colling-

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wood Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: FIRST CHOICE HOLDINGS LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/20/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Marla Cohen, 5201 Hoag Lane, Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: KDL Resources, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: April 16, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of proces to: Danielle Lynch, 126 Jamesville Ave., Unit F-3, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: MPACT CONSTRUCTION, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 6/30/09. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 130 West Lafayette Ave.,Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Qualification of Jet Web Communications LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/28/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in TX on 6/7/06. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o National Registered Agents, Inc., 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. TX and principal business address: 435 Isom Rd., Suite 228, San Antonio, TX 78216.

Cert. of Org. filed with TX Sec. of State, PO Box 13697, Austin, TX78711.

Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of PMI NewCo LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/28/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in DE on 4/24/14. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against

it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o Pyramid Management Group, LLC, 4 Clinton Square, Syracuse, NY 13202, Attn: General Counsel. DE address of LLC: The Corporation Trust Co., 1209 Orange St., Wilmington, DE 19801.

Cert. of Form. filed with DE Sec. of State, 401 Federal St., Dover, DE 19901. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

SUMMONS Index No. 2013-380 D/O/F: January 18, 2013 Premises Address: 215 SANDRA LN, N SYRACUSE, NY 13212. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK. COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff, -against- JEFFREY L BEDFORD A/K/A JEFFERY L BEDFORD; MARY E BEDFORD; CAPITAL ONE BANK; CITY COURT CLERK OBO PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK; MIDLAND FUNDING LLC D/B/A IN NEW YORK AS MIDLAND FUNDING OF DELAWARE LLC; NORTH MEDICAL PC; PALISADES COLLECTION LLC APO BANK ONE; TULLY HILL; ASSOCIATES CONSUMER DISCOUNT COMPANY; ; ‘’JOHN DOES’’ and ‘’JANE DOES’’, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises, and corporations, other entities or persons who claim, or may claim, a lien against the premises, Defendant(s), TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action, and to serve a copy of your Answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorneys within twenty (20) days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and

filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. TO THE DEFENDANTS, except MARY E BEDFORD; JEFFREY L BEDFORD a/k/a JEFFERY L BEDFORD: The Plaintiff makes no personal claim against you in this action. TO THE DEFENDANTS: MARY E BEDFORD; JEFFREY L BEDFORD a/k/a JEFFERY L BEDFORD: If you have obtained an order of discharge from the Bankruptcy court, which includes this debt, and you have not reaffirmed your liability for this debt, this law firm is not alleging that you have any personal liability for this debt and does not seek a money judgment against you. Even if a discharge has been obtained, this lawsuit to foreclose the mortgage will continue and we will seek a judgment authorizing the sale of the mortgaged premises. Dated: January 14, 2013. Patricia Boland, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C. Attorneys for Plaintiff Main Office 51 E Bethpage Road, Plainview, NY 11803 516-741-2585.

Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process.

Please read it carefully.

Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process.

Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877-226-5697) or

visit the Department’s website at www. banking.state.ny.us.

The State does not guarantee the advice of these agencies.

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. SUMMONS Index No.: 2014EF394.

Samuel L. McArthur Plaintiff,vs. Rayfield O. Taylor and Wanda L. Brown, Defendants.

Plaintiff designates Onondaga County as the place of trial. The basis of the venue is plaintiff’s residence.

Plaintiff resides at: To the above named Defendant: You are hereby summoned to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer on the Plaintiff’s Attorney within 20 days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within 30 days after the service is complete if this summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York); and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. Dated: February 12, 2014.

JAMES B. FLECKENSTEIN, Attorney for Plaintiff 117 South State Street, Syracuse, New York 13202. (315) 475-3012. NOTICE OF THE NATURE OF THIS ACTION. This is an action for monetary damages for personal injury resulting from a motor vehicle collision which occurred on March 6, 2011 in Syracuse, New York.

Plaintiff seeks damages in the amount of $500,000.00. NOTICE OF COMMENCEMENT OF ACTION SUBJECT TO MANDATORY ELECTRONIC FILING, PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the matter captioned above, which has been commenced by filing of the accompanying documents with the County Clerk, is subject to mandatory electronic filing pursuant to Section 202-5-bb of the Uniform Rules for the Trial Costs. This notice is being served as requires

by Subdivision (b) (3) of that Service. The New York Courts Electronic Filing System (“NYSCEF”) is designed for the electronic filing of documents with the County Clerk and the court and for the electronic service of those documents, court documents, and court notices upon counsel and self represented parties. Counsel and/ or parties who do not notify the court of a claimed exception (see

below) as required by Section 202-5-bb(c ) must immediately record their representation within the e-filed matter on the Consent page in NYSCEF. Failure to do so may result in an inability to receive electronic notice of document filings. Exemptions from mandatory e-filing are limited to: 1) attorneys who certify in good faith that they lack the computer equipment and (along with all employees)the required knowledge to comply; and 2) self-represented parties who choose not to participate in e-filing. For additional information about electronic filing, including access to Section 202.5.bb, consult the NYSCEF website at www.nycourts.gov/ efile or contact the NYSCEF Resource Center at 646-386-3033 or efile@courts.state. ny.us. Dated 2/12/14.

TKS Holdings, LLC, a domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC), filed with the Sec of State of NY on April 7, 2014. NY Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her to Davies Law Firm, P.C., 210 E. Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202.

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During the next 12 months you will have exceptional opportunities to soak up knowledge, add to your skill set, and get the training you need to pursue interesting kinds of success in the coming six to eight years. What’s the best way to prepare? Develop an exciting new plan for your future education.

To get in the mood, try the following: make a list of your most promising but still unripe potentials; meditate on the subjects that evoke your greatest curiosity; brainstorm about what kinds of experiences would give you more control over your destiny; and study three people you know who have improved their lives by taking aggressive steps to enhance their proficiency.

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 CANCER (June 21-July 22) The moon shows us a different phase every 24 hours, which makes it seem changeable. But in fact, not much actually happens on the moon. It has no atmosphere, no weather, no wind, no plant life, no seasons. There is some water, but it’s all frozen. Is there anything like this in your own life, Cancerian? Something that on the surface of things seems to be in constant motion, but whose underlying state never actually shifts or develops? According to my analysis, now would be an excellent time for you to revise the way you understand this part of your world, and then update your relationship with it.

 LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Have you thought of organizing a crowd-funding campaign to boost your pet project or labor of love? I suggest you get serious about it in the next four weeks. This coming phase of your cycle will be a favorable time to expand your audience, attract new allies and build a buzz. You will have a sixth sense about how to wield your personal charm to serve your longterm goals. More than usual, your selfish interests will dovetail with the greater good -- perhaps in unexpected ways.

 VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Years ago I had a Virgo friend who was a talented singer. She had technical skill, stylistic flair and animal magnetism, making her worthy of being a lead vocalist in almost any great band. And yet when she was asleep and had dreams of performing, she often found herself standing in the shadows, barely visible and singing tentatively, while her backup singers hogged the spotlight at center stage. Moral of the story: Some of you Virgos are shy about claiming your full authority. It doesn’t always come easy for you to shine your light and radiate your power. And yet you can most definitely learn to do so. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to make progress in this direction.

 LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “There is always an enormous temptation in all of life,” writes Annie Dillard, “to diddle around making itsy-bitsy friends and meals and journeys for itsy-bitsy years on end . . . I won’t have it. The world is wider than that in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright.” Your assignment in the coming weeks, Libra, is to transcend whatever is itsybitsy about your life. The alternative? Head toward the frontier and drum up experiences that will thrill your heart and blow your mind.

 SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours,” writes novelist Heidi R. Kling. That’s good advice for you to keep in mind these days, Scorpio.

Those little imps and rascals that live within you may get you into bad trouble if they feel bored. But if you arrange for them to have play dates with the imps and rascals of people you trust, they are far more likely to get you into good trouble. They may even provide you with bits of gritty inspiration.

What’s that you say? You don’t have any demons? Not true. Everyone has them.

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 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “When people tell you who they are, believe

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 TAURUS (April 20-May 20) If there was a Hall of Fame for scientists,

them,” writes blogger Maria Popova (Brainpickings.org). “Just as importantly, however, when people try to tell you who you are, don’t believe them.”

Those suggestions are especially crucial for you to keep in mind these days. You are entering a phase when your best relationships will be up for review and revision and revitalization. To foster an environment in which intimacy will thrive, you’ve got to be extra receptive, curious, tolerant and tender. That’s all! Not hard, right? A good place to start is to proceed as if your allies know who they are better than you do -- even as you ask them to return the favor.

 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “Kludge” (pronounced klooj) is a slang word that refers to a clumsy but effective fix for an engineering problem. It’s a cobbled-together solution that works fine, at least temporarily, even though it is inelegant or seems farfetched. Let’s use this concept in a metaphorical way to apply to you. I’m guessing that you will be a kludge master in the coming days.

You will be skilled at making the best of mediocre situations. You may have surprising success at doing things that don’t come naturally, and I bet you will find unexpected ways to correct glitches that no one else has any idea about how to fix.

 AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I hesitate to compare you to your fellow Aquarian Kim Jong-il.

When he was alive and ruling North Korea, he was an egomaniacal tyrant. You’re definitely not that.

But there are certain descriptions of him in his official biography that remind me of the kinds of powers you may soon exhibit. He was called The Great Sun of Life and Highest Incarnation of Revolutionary Comradely Love, for instance. Titles like that might suit you. It is said that he invented the hamburger.

He could command rain to fall from the sky. He once shot 11 holes-in-one in a single round of golf, was a master of gliding down waterslides, and never had to use a toilet because he produced no waste. You may be able to express comparable feats in the coming weeks. (Do it without falling prey to excessive pride, OK?)

 PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

Even if you had a sensitive, nurturing mommy when you were growing up, and even if she continues to play an important role in your life, now would be a good time to learn how to mother yourself better. You are finally ready to appreciate how important it is to be your own primary caregiver. And I’m hoping you are no longer resistant to or embarrassed about the idea that part of you is still like a child who needs unconditional love 24/7. So get started! Treat yourself with the expert tenderness that a crafty maternal goddess would provide.

 ARIES (March 21-April 19) I believe your persuasive powers will be stronger than usual in the weeks ahead. The words coming out of your mouth will sound especially interesting. I also suspect that your intelligence will get at least a temporary upgrade. The clarity of your thoughts will intensify.

You will see truths you have been blind to in the past. Innovative solutions to long-running dilemmas are likely to occur to you. The only potential snag is that you might neglect to nurture your emotional riches. You could become a bit too dry and hard. But now that I’ve warned you of that possibility, let’s hope you will take steps to ensure it won’t happen.

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Middle Ages uses the same strain of yeast the brewery started with in 1995. It lives at the brewery, which uses 1,000 gallon metal open fermenters.

By Jessica Novak

How does someone become a brewer?

I started out with home brewing and fell in love with it. I started reading more and tried to immerse myself in it. Getting a job in the industry is honestly quite difficult. I met the right person, at the right time, at the right place. It’s a good combination of events that led me here. You’re lucky if you can get in and work for free with an apprenticeship. It’s tough.

But smaller craft breweries seem especially popular right now. Shouldn’t that make it easier?

To start your own is probably a touch easier because there’s lot more information out there now: home brew clubs, YouTube channels of brewing, books, magazines. But more people are interested now, too. Competition is harder.

Brewing seems tedious to me. What draws you to it?

Jess Reaves, 33, has been head brewer at Middle Ages Brewing Co. Ltd. for four years, bringing new flavors to the 20-yearold brewery based on Park Avenue. Known for local favorites like Syracuse Pale Ale, Impaled Ale, Wailing Wench, Swallow Wit and Dinosaur Bar-BQue’s house beer – Ape Hanger Ale – the brews are fixtures throughout upstate New York.

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It can be tedious. First and foremost, not many people know exactly how it works. People are still amazed we make beer here. I enjoy the artistic side of it – finding the right flavors, all that jazz. I also really appreciate the science side of it. How do you obtain those flavors? There’s some art in that. Small details make big differences in the end. Anyone who makes beer will tell you. And as soon as you see people drinking your beer or buying it in a store – that’s pretty rad. It’s fun to see people get drunk on your beer, people having fun, and being a facilitator in that. It’s communal. I tell people I’m a brewer, and people are into it. I find it exciting. It’s pretty laborious, but I like that side, too. Everyone I’ve met in the industry is also really cool. I’ve worked with plenty of shitty people in my day. This is the other side.

As simply as possible, how do you brew beer?

I describe it often as making a pot of coffee. We take malted barley, break it open and run it through a little mill. You crack it open like a coffee bean when you grind it. Mix it with hot water, let it sit in the hot water – called mash – and that’s where we’ll get our color and sugars we need for the yeast. Yeast eventually eat the sugars and creates alcohol. In between – boil it and add hops, depending on the style it is.

You throw yeast in when it cools down and eats the sugar, which is doing the work for us. Everything until then is creating yeast food. The yeast shits out

CO2 and alcohol. After that, clean it up, make it look nice, carbonate it. People have been doing it for thousands of years. We’re not reinventing the wheel. But there’s always something new going on.

How much do you produce?

We put out about 4,500 barrels a year. One barrel of beer is 31 gallons. A half barrel is a standard bar keg, 15½ gallons. I don’t know where the barrel came from. So, about 9,000 kegs a year. It’s broken up about 65 percent drafts and 35 percent bottles.

There are a lot of breweries a lot bigger and smaller. We’re middle of the road.

Is there a brewery you idolize?

It’s classic and cliché, but the quality of beer out of Sierra Nevada is astounding. They consistently lead the way. That said, I love Victory Brewing, Ballast Point and Jack’s Abby. I really appreciate and respect breweries, not to knock, but breweries that are making good beer, simply is not the right word, but when they use barley, water, hops and yeast. People are using seasonings and fruits and all those things.

It’s very cool stuff, but I tend to lean toward classic beers. I like simplicity in my beers.

If you weren’t a brewer, what would you be?

I think everyone wants to be a rock star, right? I’m a drummer, but it’s still a hobby I really enjoy. One nerve-racking thing about taking this job was it was a hobby, something fun I couldn’t get enough of, and I made it a career. I’m very lucky and thankful it hasn’t backfired on me. I studied percussion and sound recording and then radio production. I’d still love to produce. I love being in the studio. Brewing beer and producing are similar in that way: You have a basic process, and it’s up to you to figure out how to use that process, what works and what doesn’t with you and people on the other side. Working with musicians is like working with ingredients.

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his is the issue before Memorial Day 2014. We discussed doing something to honor veterans, but the pieces didn’t come together in time. That’s a little disappointing, and embarrassing. The Greatest Generation stopped Nazi Germany in three and a half years, and we couldn’t get our act together to do a cover story.

My son, who like many in his generation is chronically undereducated in history and its context, came to me the other day and said he wanted to watch The Monuments Men, a film about Americans during World War II whose mission was to save or recover art stolen throughout Europe by the Nazis.

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Want something newer? The story of the 101st Airborne and Bastogne is also told in the decade-old HBO series Band of Brothers.

The point isn’t to glorify war. It’s to glorify the choice of men and women to risk their lives for something greater than themselves. Think Lincoln: “that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.” What matters, in 1863 and in 2014, is that their deaths not be forgotten, “that these dead shall not have died in vain.”

Memorial Day isn’t supposed to be about barbecues. Or the unofficial start of summer. Or parades.

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