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When British graphic designer Edd Joseph bought a video game console online but the seller failed to deliver it, Joseph copied the entire works of William Shakespeare and texted them to the seller. Although he sent them as one text, without paying extra because his calling plan allows unlimited texting, the seller can receive them only in 160-character chunks, meaning the 37 works arrived successively in 29,305 individual messages. Despite receiving abusive replies from the seller, who still hasn’t refunded his money, Joseph said he’d continue sending the texts. “I’m not a literary student, and I’m not an avid fan of Shakespeare,” he pointed out, “but I’ve got a new appreciation, you could say, especially for the long ones.” (Britain’s The Bristol Post)

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The pledge each journalist should sign: Should a nasty fate befall me in the pursuit of my official duties, I would not wish to take have a war started to avenge my death. Not that we are much at risk here, but, in local terms, if I should accidentally spill coffee on myself while conducting an interview at Cafe Kubal, call off the dogs.

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did not view the nudie pics of Jennifer Lawrence online. I claim no moral superiority in relation to my digital abstinence. It was a busy week. It also helps when browsing the Web to have a general disdain for celebrity news — and a daughter in her early 20s.

I did view Ray Rice’s career-ending assault on the woman he later married. I viewed it not by choice but by inevitable accident, as I wandered over to see what news event had brought commerce to a halt and drawn the crowd in a hotel lobby to the corner where the television hung suspended from the ceiling. My first thought when I saw the mouths gaping was, “Oh, no, not another beheading,” and hence, I am not proud to admit, I experienced a certain sense of relief at the news that Rice’s wife, whom I already knew had been assaulted, was merely unconscious, and not headless.

Which brings us to the tragic story of James Foley, a New Englander who seems to have gone to Syria in search of the truth and whose execution by savages pushes us toward a deeper involvement in the war that the president had so long sought to avoid.

Did you watch the Foley beheading video? How many of your friends did?

Charles Arthur, of the Guardian, attempted to provide an estimate of the number of people who viewed the Foley beheading video and the Jennifer Lawrence

images. (See the story at tinyurl.com/kwel46p.)

With the disclaimer that no one can know the precise numbers, Arthur deduces by tracing Google searches for the video that at least 12 million of us checked the grisly ISIS beheading on Aug. 20, the day after the murderers released it. By comparison, 7 million souls could not resist the urge to confirm what we suspected: When movie stars remove their clothing, they are naked. Apparently, if rumors of a JLaw sex tape leak are accurate, we might soon discover, shockingly, that they also enjoy orgasms.

This disparity in online views for the two events could indicate that sexual voyeurism has slipped to second place behind grisly violence in the public imagination, or it could simply be the case that the market for superstar skin has become saturated as of late. It is also true that while you can create your own sex tape, finding a partner for a beheading video is a trickier proposition.

I have no way of knowing if President Barack Obama took in any of the titillating visual displays of recent weeks, but if you watched his televised

address Wednesday, Sept. 10, it seemed obvious that his pollsters knew that far too many of us had seen the televised beheadings. While the president in his cool mode tried to make a case for why ISIS represents a threat to our national security, it was the heat generated by the filmed beheadings that clearly drove the argument for a dangerous entanglement in the Syrian civil war.

The image drives the policy. And that is unfortunate. Once those videos went viral, adults who should know better began to conjure horror stories of ISIS terrorists crossing the Mexican border, and the demands to “do something” grew louder.

In the president’s defense, he has showed restraint on the decapitation front; Mexican drug lords have carried out as many as 400 beheadings in recent years without provoking so much as a single drone attack on Sinaloa.

But he has taken the outrageous actions of a group whose most sophisticated weapon involves a serrated knife and a video camera and responded as if they represent a threat to our survival, which they do not. What is forgotten as we shudder with horror is that the most important strategic goal when dealing with terrorists is to ensure that they do not get their hands on nuclear or chemical weapons. This is the rare point of strategic continuity between the Bush and Obama administrations.

And long after ISIS has been forgotten, that will still be the goal that matters. In that perspective, Obama’s Syria policy has actually achieved success (most of Assad’s chemical stockpiles have been secured or removed). Obama’s policy toward Iran, whether or not you agree with tactics, continues to move toward dismantling its nuclear capability.

We should mourn the lives of James Foley, and Stephen Sotloff, and the many Iraqis and Syrians whose names we will never know. But to overreact to their loss does not make any of us safer. We must keep our heads. SNT

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Dolores displays a large zucchini just because she can.

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oday, in Part II of my series on using legal recreational marijuana in my home state of Washington, I’ll begin by correcting a minor oversight.

Because I was stoned in Part I, I neglected to give this series a riveting title that will boost my odds of winning a long-overdue Pulitzer Prize. Welcome, then, to Part II — the final installment of my three-part series: “It Feels Like Time is Moving Slower Than It Is And I Forgot I Asked Armando For A Glass of Water But He Brought Me One Anyway.”

Catchy, isn’t it?

To recap, two weekends ago, I was in a private garage north of Seattle legally smoking pot with the husband-wife cannabis consultant team of Armando and Delores, who were inadvertently identified in Part I by their real names, Brian and Cathy.

Being relatively inexperienced with pot — I have never used it on the South Pole or in the company of wild gibbons — I found I liked it. Nothing was not interesting, if that makes sense.

But then Brian switched us to from a one-hitter to a pipe, which delivers a bigger dose. The intensity of the hit rocked me.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were switching to the pipe?!!” I admonished Armando.

Armando protested that I could see the pipe for myself and that I had placed it in my mouth and knowingly inhaled. How had I been tricked?

“Oh, right,” I said. We cracked up.

An animated three-way discussion about how socks vanish in the laundry followed. Armando disclosed that he buys only black socks, so if one goes missing, it’s OK. I postulated that Armando had solved the sock problem by avoiding it, a coping strategy that no doubt carries over to his entire life to the detriment of everyone around him. Cathy agreed.

“I guess,” Armando said, shrugging.

Next, I became troubled by a disparity between real and perceived time. Specifically, conversations and movements that I knew to be brief felt as if they were taking much longer. Anxiety happened. In this slow-motion time warp, how long would it take for me to feel “normal” again? A long time, I concluded. That made me more anxious. Brian and Cathy addressed me in calming tones, which confirmed my sense that something was terribly wrong.

“You’re fine,” Brian assured me.

“You’ve just got too much adrenaline in your body, and you don’t need it.”

The most disturbing sign: I wasn’t even hungry. What was happening? I’m hungry even when I’m not stoned.

I thought of New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd. She got sick from ingesting too much edible cannabis in Colorado, another state where pot is legal.

Had I made a similar miscalculation here?

Modern dope often contains more of the active ingredient THC than the weed that was smoked in my high school parking lot. Had my quest for a Pulitzer gone too far?

To shed the nervousness, I began riding an elliptical trainer in the basement. I exercised for what I was certain was anywhere from 45 minutes to two hours.

Imagine my surprise when I looked at the electronic readout and saw I’d been working out for only six minutes.

Cathmando, or whoever these people were, suggested that I lie down in a vacant bedroom and sleep. Instead, I lay down and spent several light years on my smart phone answering email. That mundane task ended the freak-out. Time gradually reasserted itself. A minute became a minute again. My mind even drifted to the engineering challenges of building an ampitheater on a toxic dump. That’s when I knew I was stone cold sober.

I got out of bed and apologized to Armando and Delores for being a buzz kill. They were nice about it, but I could tell they wanted me to leave so they could smoke the rest of my pot. So I left.

That’s my report. Legal or not, marijuana isn’t for everyone, but taken in moderation in the presence of an elliptical trainer and a tall blond woman cheerfully displaying a huge zucchini (see photo) . . . whatever. SNT Email Jeff Kramer at jeffmkramer@gmail. com. Follow him on Twitter at @JKintheCuse.

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The website consists of coupons, money saving, finance and other fun, down-to-earth homemaking tips from “That Lady,” Lauren. She developed a voice and earned a huge following (more than 45,000 Facebook likes, almost 8,000 Twitter followers, 19,215 on Pinterest) with 21 percent local viewers and 79 percent national.

Through advertising on the site and endorsing only products they deem worthy, it became a huge financial blessing and helped them pay off debt — not only for the Greutmans, but for all of her readers.

“My goal was to pay for my son’s private school — $300 a month,” said Greutman. They have four children.

In February, Lauren’s blog was so successful, she retired her husband from his career as an actuary to help promote the business. The website grosses more than six figures and supports more than five families with Lauren as CEO.

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Greutman is a backup co-host on Channel 9’s Bridge Street and joins Ted & Amy on 93Q every month. She has received national news and magazine attention, as well.

“A year ago, I changed the tagline to better express what the website is all about,” said Greutman, who is regularly recognized as “That Lady” in grocery stores by local fans. The tagline reads: “Helping you enjoy life on a budget.

Now that Mark is also home and not commuting, the family is together much more, and they love working together: Mark on the more technical side, making budget calculators and setting up ad campaigns; while Lauren handles the content.

“Mark also creates recipes. He loves cooking, something I don’t,” said Lauren. “We are polar opposites, but we work really well together.”

They are launching a new brand: MarkandLaurenG. com.

“The new site will reach a wider net,” said Mark, speaking about the expanded topics geared more towards couples living “The New American Dream.”

“It’s not about ‘keeping up with the Joneses’ but going back to the original, simple and happy lifestyle of family dreams, goals and vision,” he said.

“We want to show people they can enjoy the life they are living now,” said Lauren.

“We seek to help people align their passions and values with their finances, whatever those may be,” added Mark. SNT — By Joe Cunningham Joe Cunningham is a runner, screenwriter, and playwright. Email him at jcunninghamsnt@gmail. com. Follow him on Twitter at @IndianaJoe77.

The Alliance of Communities Transforming Syracuse (ACTS) has decided to urge the state Department of Transportation to tear down the Interstate 81 viaduct south of Interstate 690 and instead select what the group brands a “street-level alternative” to the aging highway.

The group met on Tuesday, Sept. 9, at Temple Concord and voted, without dissent, to recommend a plan that would do away with the elevated roadway. Two members abstained when the vote was taken, according to ACTS Vice President Peter Sarver.

ACTS has taken the leading role in the formation of the “Moving People Transportation Coalition,” convened by Sarver. The coalition includes the Greater Syracuse Tenants Network, Local 1199 of the Service Employees International Union and Interfaith Works of CNY. Among its stated objectives, the group lists neighborhood preservation, construction jobs for local residents and a broader transit plan that includes public transportation.

Sarver expects that the full coalition will endorse the recommendation for a street-level alternative before the month is out.

The plan endorsed by ACTS would designate Interstate 481 going to the east of the city as the new I-81, and have that loop link back to the city by means of I-690 West (in large part, the plan supported by Rethink 81 and Armory Square developer Bob Doucette).

“We prefer that 690 between 481 and the existing 81 be designated as the new I-81,” Sarver says. “We think that is the compromise that will satisfy the needs of those who do not want the economic resources north of downtown to be neglected.

We are coming down on the side of the street-level alternative that uses the existing space of the Almond Street corridor, and returns that grid to use.”

ACTS has been in contact with the Rethink 81 organization of engineers and architects, who have proposed diverting traffic coming into Syracuse on to as many as six downtown streets.

ACTS and Rethink 81 both endorse an additional exit from I-481 near the Syracuse University South Campus to provide greater access to the University Hill.

They rejected a plan for a tunnel going through any part of the city, calling such a plan too disruptive. A hybrid tunnel plan has been endorsed by Destiny USA Executive Bruce Kenan and state Sen. John DeFrancisco and heavily promoted by the advocacy group Save 81.

“It’s like having a Big Ditch for a number of years in the middle of the city,” says Sarver. “We can’t really afford four or five years with an unresolved ditch in the middle of the city, disrupting life for commuters and everyone else.”

Sarver says that this decision is the beginning of an education campaign within the ACTS member congregations that will focus on the social justice concerns they believe should be central to the choice.

The period for public comment on I-81 has closed, and the state and federal governments have begun an environmental review of the options for replacing the aging highway. For information about where things stand, go to www.dot.ny.gov/i81opportunities.

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interview This interview continues The Campbell Conversations’ autumn theme of poverty in the Syracuse region. The focus here is on access to civil legal representation. Tom Buckel is the regional managing attorney in the Utica office of the Legal Services of Central New York. Deborah O’Shea is the pro-bono coordinator of the Volunteer Lawyers Project of Onondaga County.

Grant Reeher (GR): Can you give me a brief overview of the mission of your organization and the kind of work that it does?

Tom Buckel (TB): Legal services represents poor and near-poor people, up to 20 percent above the poverty line, in 13 counties. We provide legal support for people on housing, on insurance, education and consumer matters, a wide variety.

Beyond that, we try to support the court system to try to relieve backlogs and make the system work better. Finally, we are also very engaged with dealing with the community’s systemic issues, beyond one person, that create hardship for families.

If, for instance, a government entity is not administering a program properly, we will take that on. If there’s a civil rights violation that affects more than one person, we have the capacity to take those things on.

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GR: Your organization has attorneys on staff, of which you are one. Deborah, you have a different model.

Deborah O’Shea (DO): Volunteer Lawyers Project is predicated on all attorneys’ obligation to give back to the community. We utilize our private-practice attorneys to feed into those programs where we have found there is tremendous need in the community, and the legal services have not been able or don’t have enough staff attorneys to be able to take care of the need. The areas in Syracuse where the need is difficult to keep on top of have been in housing, eviction defense, family law with uncontested divorces, custody, support. We are also at certain locations that we have targeted as poor areas in the community, and anyone that walks in the door, no matter what their income level, will have the opportunity to sit down and talk to an attorney.

GR: Are there enough services for people in this category of income?

TB: There is not, but there is also not enough for the middle class, as well. There are several organizations to provide legal assistance to people in need. They are very similar but have very different visions and different expertise. There is collaborative spirit, but it is loose and sometimes competitive, because funding is tight and the needs are high.

GR: I would think that there would be some public suspicion involved in this work. Do poorer people who are having these problems view the legal establishment more suspiciously, and how do you get over it?

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DO: I would say every single day when I leave that courtroom someone is throwing their arms around me and giving me a big hug. Just today, we had a case where it’s a family of five and we were able to make the judgment against them disappear, got them to the end of the month. They were all in tears; they were very upset with their landlord. I think the trust builds from the fact that we’re not there to tell them something that can’t happen. We’re there to tell them the truth, but we are also there to just kind of mediate whatever the emotions are, and that is worth a lot. We rarely have people that say no, and when I watch the cases that go through the regular courtroom procedure, the folks that say no get to the bench just get walloped by just their inability to understand how to represent themselves.

TB: It’s not a question of hostility or suspicion. It’s a feeling of powerlessness. And it’s not unique to someone who happens to be poor, although it is far more overwhelming because the people we deal with experience powerlessness in so many different settings, and not just the legal setting. Even eating can be a challenge. Our model is different. We are not on-the-spot (representation), we are more of a client-focused representation. At the same time, some type of social work help is about half of our job. The follow-up is really the important work.

GR: Is your sense of effectiveness limited by being faced with this huge array of problems that are manifesting themselves in this one legal issue?

TB: Because we have a broader charter, we are able to deal with the larger issues. On the education setting, if the attorney general had not taken up the issue of (school) suspensions, organizations like us would do that. So we have that capacity.

DO: As I am doing an intake, I ask questions, so I can have an idea about the dynamics of the family. Oftentimes, I’ll see before me manifestations of spousal abuse, so then I’m connecting that person to Vera House. I will see a grandmother that all of a sudden has been given or handed over to her grandchildren, because Mom had to go to jail. So then I am sending that individual to our service core program to establish a guardianship, or depending on what is happening, custody.

Our folks in our agency know what folks in the other agencies do. They really know how the whole community of these services interact and how we can direct people to the appropriate agency without having them go around and around and around and just knock on a lot of doors. It is multifaceted. Every single eviction that happens, kids are being yanked out of a home, put into another home in the middle of an academic year, and whether or not it’s the same school — it probably isn’t — all of that has an impact.

TOM BUCKEL AND DEBORAH O’SHEA GR: About the relationship between the legal vulnerabilities and the financial vulnerabilities — I would think that these people might be more easily pushed over the financial edge by a legal problem that someone with more resources might regard as a real problem but not a crisis.

TB: We have to understand that being poor is more expensive than any other condition in life. Medical care costs more, transportation costs more, time costs more, education is more difficult. You are starting in a hole. Any one of these issues, any legal challenge, will make it worse.

DO: I could put a face to that. The housing stock in Syracuse is terrible. Folks move into an apartment and they pay the rent, but they are responsible for the utilities. So they are in a home that has no storm windows, has cracks in the doors, have windows that are Grant Reeher hosts broken. Their energy cost would be WRVO Public three or four times that of other people Media’s program that are out there paying their utilities The Campbell with nice, warm, tight houses. What I Conversations at see happening in the winter time with 6 p.m. Sundays at tenants that are in apartments that they 89.9 and 90.3 FM. say the utilities are included, when To hear this week’s full it gets very cold in November, the interview, go to landlords say the furnaces have broken syracusenewtimes.com down. “I’m going to give you these or follow the New Times nice toasty little space heaters. They on Facebook. are going to keep you warm. I told Follow The Campbell you I would provide you with heat.”

Conversations on Twitter That is going to take their energy cost @campbellconvos. and quadruple it. So no one can ever catch up in these types of situations.

You can also access Bed bugs are rampant in the city of earlier interviews Syracuse. People feel powerless to get by going to tinyurl.com/mplxaex. rid of it. They have to literally throw away on the street all of their bedding, Reeher is director of their couches. These are things that the Campbell Public they paid good money to have. All Affairs Institute and a of that gets put in the corner and you professor of political science at Syracuse can never ever get ahead if you are University’s Maxwell constantly fighting with the system School of Citizenship that puts you there. and Public Affairs.

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You can reach him at gdreeher@maxwell. syr.edu.

GR: If you could add one thing to the legal system that the two of you are involved in here, what would it be?

DO: The city is trying to do its best to be able to hold landlords accountable for their apartments. I think that if we could try to make the housing stocks much more habitable, then a lot of those initial problems would kind of settle down.

TB: First, cash is obvious. The urban legend that people who are in the system or on public assistance are somehow living large and are scamming the rest of us — it’s just not the fact.

It’s very limited and very difficult and very burdensome. And so cash is certainly important. Beyond that, we have been at this war on poverty for 50 years, and it continues, and the cycle continues to grind people up because of some of the reasons that Deborah talked about. But we (also) have a complete lack of financial understanding, a lack of any kind of understanding of how basic transactions work, how banking works, simple things that ought to be part of our school culture and are not.

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GR: Has this experience changed your own views of the poor in any important ways?

TB: Completely. I thought I was enlightened before, and now I know I was not. It has made me more of an opponent of a system that is not working. We have a lot in place. We have a lot of resources, but today when we factor in the combination of education problems, the financial problems of the government to administer these programs, when we factor in the systemic barriers and low wages that people confront, it has made me far more passionate in a whole different way.

DO: I agree a thousand percent. That’s why I have such a great feeling of well-being having young people shadow me in court, because I want them to see folks that are in poverty, that are on public assistance. It is not a free ride. I want them to understand that there but by the grace of God, and here is why folks got themselves into these situations, and why. It is almost impossible to get out. SNT

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The independent investigative journalism organization ProPublica took a look at where the drilling technique hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, stands in New York. This report was written by reporter Naveena Sadasivam.

Photos by Michael Davis.

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ew York is one of a handful of states that has at least temporarily halted fracking. Since 2008, when the state was first confronted with interest in gas drilling and hydraulic

fracturing by energy companies, towns have banned the practice, the state has undertaken environmental and health studies, courts have issued rulings on fracking, and concerns have been raised about the state’s pristine water supply.

Here’s a rundown of what you need to know about the status of fracking in New York, the protections available to the state’s major watershed and the implications of the most recent court ruling for local municipalities.:

So, does New York have a moratorium on fracking?

Yes, New York has a moratorium in place. But the moratorium, as opposed to a legislative moratorium, is not codified into law and does not have an expiration date.

In 2010, former Gov. David Paterson vetoed a bill intended to rein in natural gas drilling and instead issued an executive order instituting a six-month moratorium on high-volume hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, as it is more commonly known.

That moratorium, contingent on the completion of a review of the environmental impacts of fracking by the state environmental agency, is still in place.

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of draft regulations have been prepared.

After the Department of Environmental Conservation released its 2012 report, it asked the Department of Health to review information related to the public health effects from natural gas drilling. That review is under way.

Environmental groups have been pushing for a moratorium with a time frame locked in or a moratorium enacted through the legislature, which they say would legally guarantee the moratorium will stay in place and provide time for the additional health studies being conducted by researchers around the country to be completed. In the past four years, at least three bills have been proposed to codify the moratorium into law. They have all failed to pass the state Senate and reach the governor’s desk.

When will Gov. Andrew Cuomo decide to permit or ban fracking?

Nobody knows.

Recently, Joseph Martens, the state’s en-

Dryden, a town on Route 13 between Cortland and Ithaca, banned hydraulic fracturing, or fracking. The town was sued by an energy company, but a state court upheld the town’s authority to ban fracking.

vironmental conservation commissioner, indicated that he won’t issue fracking permits before April, delaying the decision until after Cuomo faces re-election.

Earlier this year, Health Commissioner Nirav Shah said he was “in no hurry” to finish the review as he did not want to “play with any potential risks with the health and safety of New Yorkers.” Cuomo has said that he did not want to put “undue pressure” on Shah.

“My timeline is whatever Commissioner Shah needs to do it right and feel comfortable,” said Cuomo.

Shah has since resigned, and the charge has been handed over to an acting commissioner, which will probably only further delay a decision.

I vaguely remember reading something about a recent court ruling in New York. It made a lot of the anti-fracking activists very happy. What was it about?

Two upstate towns — Dryden, in Tompkins County between Ithaca and Cortland, and Middlefield, in Otsego County — had banned fracking within their boundaries. Soon after, an energy company in Dryden and a dairy farm that had leased land for drilling in Middlefield sued the municipalities, arguing that the towns did not have the authority to limit drilling activity.

The lower courts dismissed the lawsuits. On appeal, intermediate level courts upheld the ruling and, most recently, the state Court of Appeals also upheld the decision.

“The towns both studied the issue and acted within their home rule powers in determining that gas drilling would permanently alter and adversely affect the deliberately cultivated, small-town character of their communities,” wrote Judge Victoria Graffeo in the majority ruling.

And why is this court ruling so important?

It gives towns the authority to decide whether they’re willing to allow fracking within their town boundaries.

Several towns have bans in place against fracking. This ruling ensures that if those towns were to be met with similar lawsuits, they’d still be able to enforce the ban.

Also, if Cuomo lifted the statewide moratorium, towns can individually take action through local ordinances.

Wait, doesn’t fracking cause your water to light on fire? Should New Yorkers worry about their water supply?

ProPublica’s reporting over the years has shown that fracking can be done safely, and very often is.

That said, natural gas drilling and fracking done improperly or recklessly can be a threat to water safety.

Residents of New York City probably don’t have much to worry about. The city and several upstate communities receive water from the Delaware, Catskill and Croton watersheds, where there is no fracking taking place because of the moratorium.

If the health review process came to an end and Cuomo made a decision on fracking, there are several scenarios that could play out: Fracking could be banned altogether in the state.

Fracking could be allowed in the state and additional regulations banning fracking on land overlying the New York City watersheds and their buffer areas could be passed.

Fracking could be allowed almost anywhere in the state, including over the New York City watersheds.

Finally, the recent court ruling also means that the towns that contain the watersheds could band together and ban fracking. While it is highly unlikely that it will come to that, the option is available to towns if needed.

The town board voted to approve a zoning ordinance change that declared oil and gas development in the town “prohibited uses,” triggering the lawsuit by an energy company.

Is there a video I can watch that explains the issues with fracking?

Why, yes. Yes, there is. Watch it here: tinyurl.com/ mc74t2u. SNT ProPublica is an independent, non-profit newsroom that produces investigative journalism in the public interest.

Dryden is a town of almost 14,500 people. It includes two villages, Dryden and Freeville. The town is just east of Ithaca in Tompkins County.

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Chick Magnets Music writer Jessica Novak profiles Onondaga Community College’s Legends of Jazz series, which starts Friday with Chick Corea and the Vigil

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Chick Corea and the Vigil Friday, Sept. 19, 4:30 and 7 p.m.

Malfitano says: “Chick Corea is unparalleled when it comes to jazz keyboard. The Vigil is the next incarnation of Chick.

It’s Return to Forever to the next power.”

Why you should go: Corea’s jazz-fusion keys playing and composition have led him to 59 Grammy Award nominations and 20 wins. Return to Forever, which boasts a stellar membership including Stanley Clarke, Lenny White, Frank Gambale and Jean-Luc Ponty, is a definitive group in the jazz-fusion lineage. Corea has also performed with various groups at Jazz Fests since the mid-1980s. “The relationship goes back 30 years,” Malfitano says.

Listen to: Return to Forever, Romantic Warrior

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he Legends of Jazz music series is now in its sixth season of bringing world-class jazz names such as Allen Toussaint, Joey DeFrancesco and Pat Metheny to the intimate Storer Auditorium

at Onondaga Community College. The series, part of the college’s Arts Across Campus initiative, will keep the tradition going with four major acts, starting with this week’s appearances by Chick Corea and the Vigil. The Heath Brothers, Cecile McLorin Salvant and the Rebirth Brass Band will perform later in the season.

“No one is doing a series of this caliber,” says Frank Malfitano, producer of the event as well as founder and producer of the Syracuse M&T Jazz Fest. “No one is bringing jazz legends of this magnitude into a facility of this size. It’s kind of unprecedented. We’ve got two NEA Jazz Masters this year (Jimmy Heath and Chick Corea).”

Considering the quality of the acts and the size of the Storer venue (only 353 seats), the combination is unique. It’s one that Malfitano hopes works as a bridge between Jazz Fests each year, also held at OCC.

“The point is to provide a link between festivals,” he says. “It’s a link to keep an interest in world-class jazz and a presence in world-class jazz here throughout the calendar year.”

The showcases begin with Chick Corea and the Vigil, with performances at 4:30 and 7 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 19. Keyboardist Corea is no stranger to Central New York, with several previous Jazz Fest gigs under his belt. Now aligned with a hot new band, Malfitano promises, “They’re going to blow the roof off Storer.”

Friday, Oct. 31, 4:30 and 7 p.m.

Malfitano says: “Jimmy Heath has won every award conceivable. He’s the most decorated jazz player on the planet and unquestionably the most beloved. He’s been here for decades.”

Why you should go: Formed in 1975, this band of brothers — Jimmy (tenor sax), Percy (bass) and Albert “Tootie” (drums) — has provided years of music to the world of jazz. Jimmy Heath, who performed at the first Jazz Fest in 1983, will also celebrate his 88th birthday during the Halloween gigs. “I think we’re gonna give away Heath bars,” Malfitano says. “Definitely a birthday cake to celebrate this incredible friend.”

Watch: The DVD Brotherly Jazz: The Heath Brothers, recorded in 2004 just before Percy Heath’s death.

Cecile McLorin Salvant Friday, Feb. 27, 4:30 and 7:30 p.m.

Malfitano says: “Cecile is like Cyrille Aimee, she’s an upand-comer, future legend. She’s won every best new artist and rising star poll out there. She’s a superstar in the making and the darling of the jazz world. She’s young, but carrying on the tradition her own way. She’s old school. Each season we try to feature a future legend. We think she’s gonna be great 20 to 30 years from now.”

Why you should go: Drawing immediate comparisons to voices like Billie Holiday, Salvant has pipes that defy the generation she was born into. She snagged a Grammy Award nomination for Best Jazz Vocal Album in 2014 and is known for her unique interpretations of jazz and blues. The ghosts of jazz past have been known to haunt her performances in the very best ways.

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The Rebirth Brass Band Friday, March 27, 4:30 and 7 p.m.

Malfitano says: “Rebirth maintains the tradition that Jazz Fest has with New Orleans, the birthplace of jazz. Anyone who likes Trombone Shorty, Preservation Hall, the Dirty Dozen Brass Band, they (Rebirth) started all of that. They were at the forefront of the shift in New Orleans music. They will be our Mardi Gras.”

Why you should go: After the success of Trombone Shorty at the 2014 Jazz Fest, this is a natural fit. Rebirth, founded in 1983 by tuba and sousaphone player Philip Frazier and his bass drummer brother Keith Frazier, in the Treme neighborhood of New Orleans, has been respected as the NoLa brass band in the decades following. The mix of funk, jazz, soul and hip-hop will make it hard for bottoms to stay in seats.

Listen to: Do Whatcha Wanna

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Other bands at the festival include: Lucid, Tim Herron Corporation, Slug, Our Friends Band, the New Daze, the Ruddy Well TAKE Band, Wild Adriatic, Annie the Water, the Golden Novak Duo, Shining Star Band, Jam Factor and the Fabulous Ripcords (pictured).

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JACKIE GREENE: AN OLD SOUL WITH NEW TRICKS At 33 years old, Jackie Greene has already accomplished the kind of things that most musicians only fantasize about.

He’s toured with the Black Crowes and Phil Lesh, played with Eric Clapton, Tom Petty and the late Levon Helm, and has emerged as one of the premier singers, songwriters and guitarists of the past decade.

Sterling Stage Kampitheater snagged the old-soul powerhouse for the Last Daze of Summer, the final music festival of the season. Last Daze runs Thursday, Sept.18, through Sunday, Sept. 21, with Greene taking the stage at 9 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 20.

Although his lyrics are poignant and powerful, Greene is a man of few words during an interview. He doesn’t boast, brag or embellish, but leaves his actions to speak over his words.

How old were you when you started on piano?

I was probably about 8 or 9. I didn’t get serious until about 15, 16 or so.

You started sitting in with bands in your teens. How did this shape you as a musician?

I have few memories of those times but I’d say it was pretty exciting to be sitting in with bands in adults-only venues as a kid.

When did you start writing your own music?

Around 18 or so, maybe 17. Didn’t really figure I could do it until 21 or so.

You built a garage studio by yourself. What was it like?

Studio is definitely an overstatement. It was more like a couple of Tascam cassette recorders and a boombox for playback! A couple of Radio Shack microphones and a minimal amount of cables. It was just about what my brain could handle at the time.

Tell me about your influences and what shapes your songwriting.

I just like the old stuff, so I figure it all comes out of me that way. I like Ray Charles, Tom Waits, Merle Haggard, Muddy Waters, Zeppelin and The Beatles, of course, Neil Young, the Rolling Stones.

Stuff like that.

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Jackie Greene performing at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz in 2010.

Anthony Goto Photo

You’ve worked with an incredible list of musicians and bands. Give me a stand-out moment.

There’s far too many to count!

Who would you still like to play with?

I would kill to meet Tom Waits and kill to play with Clapton or Petty again.

You played at several of Levon Helm’s Midnight Rambles.

What was it like to be around Helm?

Levon is one of my biggest influences, especially in the last decade or so after I discovered The Band. Levon was a treasure. He was absolutely great in every way. Music just seemed to come out of him without him even knowing it. He was an antenna, and super-super-connected to the source.

How often do you practice?

Every show I play.

What does it take to keep improving as a guitarist, musician and writer?

I wish I knew. If I did I’d probably do more of it.

What was it like to share the stage with Grateful Dead founding bassist Phil Lesh and the Black Crowes?

I was a Crowes fan when I was in middle school. It was a treat to be able to tour with those guys. And Phil is amazing. He’s one if the kindest human beings I’ve ever met and is a totally unique musician. He has a unique perspective on music that is just his. I always learn a lot playing with him.

What advice do you have for aspiring musicians?

Keep playing and play often!

Who is musically inspiring you these days?

I tend to go back in time. I always find myself listening to primitive music: folk music from strange areas of the world and such.

What’s next for you?

Just doing the rounds! SNT

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Jackie Greene. Jay Blakesberg Photo

JUST THE FACTS WHAT

Last Daze of Summer with Jackie Greene

WHERE

Sterling Stage Kampitheater, 274 Kent Road, Sterling

WHEN

Thursday, Sept. 18, through Sunday, Sept. 21

COST

Weekend passes are $70 in advance, $85 at the gate. Tickets available at sterlingstage.com.

Key Lyrics “These times are desperate times We’re spotted and surrounded By hounds and vultures, lean and unforgiving We walk upon two legs as men We burn it down, just to build again Will not make a change, to how we’re living But I believe a change’ll come for us, and those who demand it For those who can’t stand it Living wild in the gutter And on that day the sun will burn like golden hammer And we will understand how and learn how, to live with each other I was born an animal Wild, wild animal I was born an animal Animal.”

— ”Animal,” Giving Up the Ghost

TOPIC: STAGE

Raunchy improvisations highlight The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’s special adults-only performances on Wednesdays, TAKE Sept. 17 and Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m., at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. Call 362-2785 for details.

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By James MacKillop

Laughing with Letter Carriers

Cast members of Central New York Playhouse’s The Laramie Project.

Amelia Beamish Photo

REVIEW The Laramie Project has performances on Thursday, Sept.

18, through Saturday, Sept.

20, 8 p.m., and Sunday, Sept.

21, 2 p.m., at the Central New York Playhouse venue, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd.

E. Call 885-8960 for information.

HATE AND HOMOPHOBIA IN A CHILLING TALE

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oisés Kaufman’s The Laramie Project is a folk epic, running three hours (with two intermissions), with 25 performers in about 65 speaking roles.

After the widely publicized October 1998 murder of gay student Matthew Shepard, 5-foot-2 and barely 100 pounds, Kaufman went to interview about 200 people in the Cortland-sized college town in southeastern Wyoming. He trimmed the testimony down to what we hear, allowing contrasting views to be addressed.

For this Central New York Playhouse production, novice director Justin Polly — who reminds one of the mountain-climber who gets started by scaling the Matterhorn — manages all this talk by having the entire cast sit on the stage most of the time, politely as if at a Quaker meeting. Several devices vary the tone and pace of what we hear, such as projected titles and shots of Laramie on a screen upstage, and a television screen for excruciating statements from public figures. Polly’s success is measured by how much all these words still hold us, and the emotional and moral wallop of the third act.

Mono-ethnic Laramie is not a microcosm of America. Its High Plains frontier glamour long since faded, it has also been abandoned by the railroad. The only good-paying jobs in town are at the university, and

everyone else is on minimum wage. Class conflict simmers near the surface. Killers Russell Henderson (Dusten Blake) and Aaron McKinney (Jesse Navagh) scramble to pay for their drinks with small change and resent Shepard as “rich” because he can afford to hire a limo to reach a gay bar across the state line.

Director Polly started out with a core of strong company regulars who can do no wrong. They include Jim Uva as an anguished public official, Emily Lawson as a Muslim student in headscarf, Dan Rowlands as a closeted gay student, Kimberly Panek as concerned Amanda, and Binaifer Dabu as a wisecracking waitress and a stern judge.

For other significant roles Polly has imported mostly new voices who make riveting impressions.

Strongest of these is lanky David Spiro, previously active in Rochester theater. His tough-talking limo driver allows for no BS. Robert Edwards speaks as a gay student actor who benefits ironically when the drama department schedules Angels in America. And Colleen Deitrich compels as the weak lesbian who finds her spine. SNT

The core of the drama is built into The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Many will compete, but only one will win. Yet the show avoids the brute, soul-draining competition of Jeffrey Blitz’s 2002 movie documentary Spellbound. Instead, its beguiling sweet pathos originates in Rachel Sheinkin’s one-act comedy, which lyricist William Finn expanded into this award-winning musical, which opens the Redhouse Arts Center season.

The six kids in the bee might be nerdy misfits, but Sheinkin’s near-caricatures are loving and sympathetic. Sharper laughter is directed toward the self-important adults running the bee, like the champion real estate saleswoman Rona Piretti (Laura Austin) and a shamelessly biased word reader, assistant principal Panch (John Bixler). Recent parolee Mitch Mahoney (Temar Underwood) offers comfort to one failed contestant: a box of fruit juice, with its own straw.

Director Stephen Svoboda has skillfully cast a mix of company favorites and out-of-towners as the six harried competitors. Often their musical numbers project personal baggage as well as their fear and dread when they get to the microphone. The deeper worry for hapless Boy Scout Chip (David Cotter) is the way his hormones have a way of rushing to his groin in “My Unfortunate Erection.” Self-doubt overwhelms the Superman-cape wearing Leaf Coneybear (Matthew Elliott) in the lament, “I’m Not That Smart.”

But it’s family worries that hobble pigtailed Logainne (Grace Allyn).

She sings “Woe is Me” because of the stigma of “two daddies” while her birth mother (“B.M.”) lives in a Kansas trailer park.

The other three charge harder. Lonely, needful Olive (Robin Virginie) has only a dictionary as a friend. Sinus-challenged William Barfee (Ben Wells) relies on his foolproof “Magic Foot.” But relentless Marcy Park (Ashley Taylor-Poppi) ponders the freedom of taking a dive in “I Speak Six Languages.”

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TOPIC: TV

“Utopia” was coined by Sir Thomas More in a book he wrote in 1516 describing a perfect society on a fictional Atlantic TAKE island. The word didn’t apply so much to his own life: His ascetic existence — wearing hair shirts, self-flagellation and the like — ended when Henry VIII ordered him beheaded.

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By Sarah Hope

UTOPIA IS EVERY BIT AS BAD AS YOU’D IMAGINE The premise: Put a bunch of strangers from the farthest reaches of the ideological spectrum on a beautifully crafted compound to “build your own Utopia.”

Truly, citizens of Fox’s new reality catastrophe, Utopia, are not creating a world from scratch. It’s not like they’re dropped naked in the wilderness where they have to build a shelter, make fire, hone tools and find their own food. This is much more Mark Burnett’s Survivor than Discovery’s Naked and Afraid.

This brave new world comes fully equipped with a barn for shelter; two cows, some chickens, pickles (essentials, obviously), flour and wine; five acres of “fertile land” (whatever that means) and garden tools; a portable phone (but no power to charge it); a lake with a gorgeous waterfall for naked ladies to bathe in (“This is Utopia!” someone says); and $5,000 to use in trade with the “outside world.” There are also pens, paper, laundry detergent and shower supplies.

Day One begins with (mostly) group hugs and a sense of purpose, but the stage is set for nothing but conflict. The 15 Utopians were selected from 5,000 applicants, and the main criterion was clearly “who will want to kill each other the fastest when left alone on five acres?”

They’ll have to kill their food, but there’s an animal rights activist in the mix. There’s an ex-con who says “my Utopia is not Christian,” while the pentecostal pastor looks on with pity. He hopes to baptize everyone before the year is up.

There’s a self-described “backwoods hillbilly” handyman-slash-moonshine-aficionado at odds with the know-it-all pretty-boy contractor. We meet an Amazonian “huntress” (yes, she really carries around a bow and arrow) and a polyamorous woman who has left her two boyfriends and girlfriend at home.

There’s an Army chef, a lawyer and a yoga instructor. One woman has quite the secret: She’s pregnant. This, “the biggest social experiment ever televised,” lasts a year, meaning she will give birth to her baby amid this chaos. Oh, the drama!

And all the while, the host — bespectacled, fedoraed, mustachioed, eccentric Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro Comics

The Riddler in the new drama by Fox, Gotham.

Fall TV: New Shows LOCAL ROOTS

Many people have tried to create a utopia. One group formed in 1848 supported itself by making silverware: the Oneida Community, just east of Syracuse.

BY THE NUMBERS Scenes from Utopia

blog — offers statements of the obvious that do nothing but underscore the show’s sheer ridiculousness.

In all of their Lord of the Flies glory, the Utopians pass around a stick as their conch, allowing only the person holding the stick to speak. This doesn’t last, as what few social graces these enormous personalities bring to the table are broken down almost immediately. All that’s left is yelling.

So, in a nutshell, what happens in the first half an hour? Bible verses are uttered. Alcohol is consumed. Personalities clash.

Catcalls are launched. Mansplainers abound. The bros get drunk and brawl. The animal activists make out in a hammock.

This isn’t Utopia. This is Armory Square on a Saturday night.

If you’d rather save the headache of finding a parking spot downtown, Utopia airs Tuesday and Friday nights on Fox. Or you can watch it live — Big Brother-style — 24/7 at utopiatv. com. SNT Sarah Hope is a graduate student at Syracuse University, where she focuses on television, entertainment history and classical music. In her free time, she tries to teach her parakeet to sing TV theme songs. Find her on Twitter @sarahmusing.

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After Sir Thomas More coined “utopia,” it took another 350 years (1868) before an antonym caught on: dystopia.

TRAGIC

“I abhor the idea of a perfect world. It would bore me to tears.”

— Shelby Foote

YOU WITH ME? “Basically, if you’re not a utopianist, you’re a schmuck.”

— Jonathan Feldman

Red Band Society (Wednesday, 9 p.m., Fox). A group of young adults in a hospital form an alliance and unlikely friendships. For fans of My So-Called Life, Grey’s Anatomy.

The Mysteries of Laura (Wednesday, 10 p.m., NBC). Debra Messing, who we haven’t seen much of since Smash was cancelled (and haven’t cared much about since Will & Grace ended), is back as Laura Diamond, a detective-slash-single mom.

Madame Secretary (Sunday, 8 p.m., CBS). A drama about a female secretary of state, starring Téa Leoni. For fans of The Good Wife and members of Ready for Hillary.

Gotham (Monday, 8 p.m., Fox). The Batman origin story. For fans of Batman.

Scorpion (Monday, 9 p.m., CBS). A bunch of nerds get together in a diner to solve all the world’s problems with their nerdery. For fans of Big Bang Theory and American Idol (Katharine McPhee stars).

Forever (Monday, 10 p.m., ABC). Ioan Gruffudd plays an immortal medical examiner who studies the dead and always returns from the dead naked. For fans of police procedurals, supernatural mysteries and naked Welsh boys.

NCIS: New Orleans (Tuesday, 9 p.m., CBS). Because Navy and Marine crimes happen in New Orleans, too, apparently.

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TOPIC: COMEDY

Just the Facts: The Tenderloins perform Friday, Sept. 19, 7:30 p.m. Onondaga County War Memorial, 515 Montgomery TAKE St. Tickets are $47; VIP meet-and-greet tickets are also available for $125. Visit Ticketmaster.com or TheTenderloins.com

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By Jessica Novak

TENDERLOINS START THEIR WILD TOUR IN SYRACUSE Brian “Q” Quinn, Sal Vulcano, James “Murr” Murray and Joe Gatto have been best friends since high school. But unlike most high school chums, this group hasn’t split up or changed since graduating together on Staten Island 25 years ago.

Instead they formed a comedy troupe to keep the good times going.

The Tenderloins, created in 1999, started performing live improv and comedy shows throughout New York City. At one point, social media outlet MySpace ranked the team No. 1 out of more than 120,000 comedian online accounts.

But it wasn’t until 2007 that they started getting television attention, when they won a $100,000 grand prize from the NBC-TV sketch comedy contest series It’s Your Show. Cable network TruTV eventually came calling with a Tenderloins project titled Impractical Jokers.

The series premiered on Dec. 15, 2011, with 14 half-hour episodes broadcast during its first season, which were viewed by more than 32 million fans.

“We were a 10-year overnight success,” Murray recalls. “It took a long time.”

It also took a lot of work. During the filming of the first season of Impractical Jokers, the members also had full-time jobs. Vulcano would work overnights at a bar he owned, finishing at 5 a.m. and then heading to the set at 8 a.m. Murray would fly into Los Angeles on a Wednesday night, work all day Thursday and fly the red-eye back on Friday. Gatto was a top salesman in a high-end baby furniture store and Quinn worked every job from ice cream truck driver to manufacturing the little metal number signs for telephone poles.

“When season two became a hit and we got renewed, we finally thought, ‘Now we’re full time,’” Murray says. “Now we’re touring, TV shows. It’s been a really amazing ride and a blessing. And it wouldn’t have worked if we weren’t best friends. It’s our dream job. We get paid to make our friends laugh.”

The group’s members still make each other laugh. Impractical Jokers is a reality comedy show where the gang puts each

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other into wild situations and then talks their way through them.

Whether they’re in a boxing ring wearing a Peter Pan costume or freaking out at a Subway, it’s immediately apparent that the guys are having the most fun of all.

“If we weren’t best friends, we would have ripped each other a part by now,” Murray says. “I think we’re gluttons for punishment. Some of us were roommates for five years. We would shoot a TV show all day, commute together in the morning, go back to edit together, commute back and then we’d go to dinner together. All four of us were like that. And if we didn’t have to go to the set for a day, the next comment would be, ‘So, you wanna go see a movie?’ Why do we do this to each other?”

The Tenderloins kick off their first full tour with a stop at the Onondaga County War Memorial on Friday, Sept. 19. While on the road they will also celebrate the Sept. 25 debut of their TruTV spin-off series, Jokers Wild! The new show will give the members a chance to showcase their wit in new sketch comedy situations.

“In Jokers Wild! we’ll talk about our lives, make jokes and play hyper-versions of ourselves and our lives together,” he says.

“We’ll talk about the weird world of Staten Island. The sketches are crazy. It’s a combination of standup and our friendship under a spotlight.”

Murray emphasizes how grateful the group is for the opportunity they’ve been lucky enough to have. But he also has a backup plan: “If it doesn’t work out, you can always go make metal signs for telephone poles.” SNT

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The stars of Impractical Jokers: Brian “Q” Quinn, Sal Vulcano, Joe Gatto and James “Murr” Murray. James Murray Photo

BY THE NUMBERS

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Members in The Tenderloins: Q, Sal, Joe and Murr

$100,000

Grand prize they won from NBC’s sketch comedy contest series It’s Your Show

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Million viewers (and growing) over the course of Impractical Jokers’ run

Murray on Kids: “Joe got married and I don’t know how he does it. I’m way too immature for that. None of us have children. Joe is the closest to being an adult. I love my nieces and nephews. I really love giving them back.”

Murray’s Advice: “Do not stop doing it. We had so many occasions in 10 years where one, two, three, or all of us wanted to quit. It’s very frustrating. It’s hard. But don’t stop doing it, especially if you love it. Get better and better at it. And find your voice. That’s the hardest thing.

That’s what made the difference for us.

A very smart gentleman saw us perform and said, ‘You’re not ready.’ We asked, ‘What’s missing?’ He said, ‘You don’t have your point of view yet.’ We didn’t understand until years later. When we found our point of view, that’s when the ball got rolling. That made all the difference.”

UPCOMING STEVEN WRIGHT

RASCAL FLATTS and SHERYL CROW

8 p.m. Sept. 18, Turning Stone, Verona

7 p.m. Sept. 20, Molson Canadian Amphitheater, Toronto 8 p.m. Oct. 10, Prudential Center, Newark

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS and PITBULL

7:30 p.m. Sept. 19-20, Air Canada Center, Toronto 7:30 p.m. Sept. 25, Madison Square Garden, New York 7:30 p.m. Sept. 27, TD Garden, Boston

DAVID BROMBERG QUINTET

8 p.m. Sept. 27, Earlville Opera House

ROBERT PLANT

8 p.m. Sept. 30, Massey Hall, Toronto

EMMYLOU HARRIS

8 p.m. Sept. 20, Kleinhans Music Hall, Buffalo

ZZ TOP

8 p.m. Sept. 30, Bell Centre, Montreal

JOHNNY MATHIS

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9/25: RATM2 (Rage Against the Machine tribute). Lost Horizon, 5863

MUSIC W E D N E S DAY 9/17 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. Sept. 17,

832 Spencer St., Syracuse • 314-7380 Tues-Sun 6am-10pm

Jazz-N-Caz Band. Fri. 10:30 p.m. Late-night jazzy jam sessions at the Lincklaen House, 79 Albany St., Cazenovia. Free. 655-7238.

S AT U R DAY 9/ 20 Mike MacDonald and John Wolford. Sat.

and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361SHOW.

12:30-1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians begins with piano students from Syracuse University’s Setnor School of Music at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

9/26: Jucifer. Lost Horizon, 5863

Chris Isaak. Wed. Sept. 17, 8 p.m. The eclectic

side over an afternoon and evening of English country dancing at United Church of Fayetteville, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $8/one session, $12/combined sessions. 415-1699.

Thompson Road. 446-1934.

9/25: Lonestar. Turning Stone Resort

Thompson Road. 446-1934.

9/26: Comedienne Kathleen Madigan. Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

9/26: Battery: Masters of Metallica.

Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

rockabilly star (and sometime actor) performs at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $46, $56, $60.

361-SHOW.

T H U R S DAY 9/18

Memorial Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

DATE NIGHT Bane. Thurs. 6 p.m. Ferocious rockers in town, plus Ghostxship, Cruel Hand, Only the Chosen and Storm at the St. Clare Theater, 1117 N. Townsend St. $12/ advance, $15/door. syracuseshows.com.

9/27: Jocelyn Arndt. Lost Horizon,

Salute to Jimmy Van Heusen. Thurs. 7 p.m.

9/26: Acoustic Guitar Project. May

9/30: Cherub, Ghost Beach, Gibbz.

Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

Music historian Will Friedwald presents clips of the famed Syracuse-bred songwriter during this Jazz-N-Caz event at Cazenovia College’s Catherine Cummings Theatre, 16 Lincklaen St., Cazenovia. Free; $10 donation appreciated. 655-7238.

10/1: Brillz. Westcott Theater. thewest-

Jazz N Caz. Thurs. 8 p.m. The weekend official-

5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

cotttheater.com.

10/2: Scare Don’t Fear. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

10/3: Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute).

Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

10/3: MC Chris, MC Lars. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

10/3: Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. Landmark Theatre. 475-7980.

10/3: Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

10/4: Periphery. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

10/4: Rik Emmett, Simplelife. Palace Theater, 2384 James St. 395-2515.

10/8: Red Elvises. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

10/9: Cloud Nothings. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

10/10: Aer and Dizzy Wright. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

10/10: Comedian Jeff Steinberg.

Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. 298-0007.

10/10: Bob Franke. May Memorial

Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

10/11: Enter the Haggis. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

ly kicks off with music by Tom Witkowski, Jason Jeffers and John Dancks at the Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St., Cazenovia. Free. 655-7238.

Suzanne Vega. Thurs. 8 p.m. The acclaimed

acoustic folksinger performs in the intimate confines of the Hangar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd. (Route 89), Cass Park, Ithaca. $37.50.

(607) 273-8588, (607) 273-4497.

F R I DAY 9/19 WOW Chick Corea and the Vigil.

Fri. 4:30 & 7 p.m. The acclaimed keyboardist and his new band kick off the Legends of Jazz Series at Onondaga Community College’s Storer Auditorium, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $50. 498-2772.

Marissa Mulder and Karen Oberlin. Fri.

7:30 p.m. Syracuse-bred ladies of song perform during this Jazz-N-Caz event at Cazenovia College’s Catherine Cummings Theatre, 16 Lincklaen St., Cazenovia. Free; $10 donation appreciated. 655-7238.

The Rave-Ons. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The Buddy Holly

tribute band performs during this Cortland Repertory Theatre fundraiser at the former United Community Church, 19 Church St., Cortland. $30. (800) 427-6160.

2-5 p.m. An outdoor concert is planned at Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $8/person, $15/couple. 682-1578.

Carmen Giunta, Barb Seppeler and Laurie Williams. Sat. 3:30-11 p.m. The musicians pre-

Diamond Someday. Sat. 7 p.m. The talented

acoustic act performs at the Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden.

Free will offering. 245-1987.

95X Locals Only. Sat. 7 p.m. The showcase features Cry to the Blind, How to Disappear Completely, Jeremiah’s Razor, After Earth and Into Shadow at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $7. 446-1934.

Dover String Quartet. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Syra-

cuse Friends of Chamber Music presents the young ensemble at H.W. Smith School, 1130 Salt Springs Road. $25/adults, $15/seniors, free/ students. 682-7720.

The Rave-Ons. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The Buddy Holly

tribute band performs during this Cortland Repertory Theatre fundraiser at the former United Community Church, 19 Church St., Cortland. $30. (800) 427-6160.

Symphoria. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Tickets are going

fast for this pops concert that marries music with images from a screening of The Wizard of Oz at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $20, $25, $35, $64, $79. 299-5598.

Jeffrey Foucault. Sat. 8 p.m. The acclaimed

singer and songwriter visits the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $20. 655-9193.

Upstate Treasures. Sun. 2:30 p.m. Society for

New Music presents an afternoon of compositions by “Doctuh” Mike Woods, John Liberatore and more at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. $15/adults, $12/seniors and students, $30/family, free/ages 12 and under. Societyfornewmusic.org.

WOW Dick Ames and the Bear Cat Jass Band. Sun. 4-7 p.m. The 94-year-old cor-

netist leads the gang during this Jazz Appreciation of Syracuse (JASS) showcase at Pensebene’s Casa Grande, 135 State Fair Blvd. $15. 652-0547 (JASS), 466-0312 (Pensebene’s).

A.J. Jordan. Sun. 7 p.m. The Buffalo-based

music entrepreneur headlines an evening that also features Twitch, Moniere Nance, B-Cide and more at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$15. 446-1934.

T U E S DAY 9/ 23 DATE NIGHT Five Finger Death Punch.

Tues. 6:15 p.m. The propulsive rockers top a heavy bill, preceded by Danish quartet Volbeat, Hellyeah and Nothing More at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 800 S. State St. $37.75. 435-2121.

Tedeschi Trucks Band. Tues. 7:30 p.m. The

11-piece rock and soul unit barnstorms the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 800 S. State St. $37, $53, $73. 435-2121.

Stitches. Tues. 8 p.m. Also on the bill will be

Matt Johncox and Young Rizz at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $15. 446-1934.

W E D N E S DAY 9/ 24 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. Sept. 24, 12:301:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with violinist Linda Carmona and pianist Yoojung Kim at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

Jeremy Mastrangelo. Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.

DATE NIGHT Live Wire. Sat. 8 p.m. The AC/DC tribute band rocks out at the Kallet Theater, 4842 N. Jefferson St., Pulaski. $24/standing, $40/main floor seating, $124/VIP tables. 298-0007.

The acclaimed classical violinist kicks off the Ke-Nekt concert series at SUNY Oswego’s Sheldon Hall Ballroom, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. $15. 312-4581.

WOW Catherine Russell. Sat. 8 p.m.

The Grammy-winning vocalist performs two sets, with a 9 p.m. singing tribute to Jimmy Van Heusen sandwiched between, during this JazzN-Caz event at Cazenovia College’s Catherine Cummings Theatre, 16 Lincklaen St., Cazenovia.

Free; $10 donation appreciated. 655-7238.

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Eric Paslay. Sat. 9 p.m. The popular country

W E D N E S DAY 9/17 2 Hour Delay. (Al’s Wine and Whiskey Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9:30 p.m.

Big D 3. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

spoken-word concert takes place at Syracuse Stage, 820 E. Genesee St. $15/advance, $20/door.

471-1446.

singer in concert, preceded by The Hootn’anges at Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill, Destiny USA. $10/advance, $12/door. Countrybarsyracuse.com.

Solas. Fri. 8 p.m. The popular Irish group takes

Jazz-N-Caz Band. Sat. 10:30 p.m. Late-night

winsville Farmers Market, Denio Street, Baldwinsville), 5-7 p.m.

Underground Poetry Spot. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The

over the Earlville Opera House, 18 E. Main St., Earlville. $25/adults, $20/students. 691-3550.

Paul Carlon. Fri. 9:15 p.m. The saxophonist

performs “La Rumba is a Lovesome Thing,” a tribute to Billy Strayhorn, during this Jazz-N-Caz event at Cazenovia College’s Catherine Cummings Theatre, 16 Lincklaen St., Cazenovia. Free; $10 donation appreciated. 655-7238.

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jazzy jam sessions at the Lincklaen House, 79 Albany St., Cazenovia. Free. 655-7238.

S U N DAY 9/ 21 FREE George Wilson. Sun. 2 p.m. The musician plays at the North American Fiddlers’ Hall of Fame and Museum, 1121 Comins Road, Osceola. Free. 599-7009.

Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Bald-

DRas and the Lizard. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-9 p.m.

Just Joe. (Ventosa Vineyards, 3440 Route 96A, Geneva), 6-9 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 9/18 Bradshaw Blues. (Small Plates, 116 Walton St.), 7-10 p.m.

College Night w/Frita Lay. (Trexx, 323 N. Clinton St.), 10 p.m.

Count Blastula. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Dan Elliott and the Monterays. (Stampede Steakhouse, 5548 Route 31, Verona), 8 p.m.

Dave Porter. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

El Kabong. (Limp Lizard, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 7-11 p.m.

Just Joe. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road, North Syracuse), 6-9 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 8:30 p.m.

The Intention w/Mark Nanni. (Phoebe’s

State Fair Blvd.), 7-10 p.m.

Fabulous Ripcords. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (Shots (formerly Electric Company), 700 Varick St., Utica), 10 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

Jesse Derringer. (Dilaj’s Motor Inn, 7430 Route 34, Auburn), 8-11 p.m.

Jimmy Rogers and Over the Top. (The Dockside, 11 Dockside Lane, Brewerton), 8-11 p.m.

Johnny Rage Band. (The Office (formerly Dirty Nelly’s), 1965 W. Fayette St.), 7-11 p.m.

Just Joe. (Wildcat Sports Pub, 3680 Milton Ave., Camillus), 6-9 p.m.

Kim Fetters and Andy Rudy. (Carnegie Café,

Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St.), 8-10 p.m.

Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State

Letizia Duo. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St.,

Tommy Connors. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish

Lisa Lee Band. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St.,

Fair Blvd.), 6-9 p.m.

Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Genesee St., Camillus), 8-11 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band.

(Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort and Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Country Rose. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St. Road, Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Darkroom. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 10 p.m.

David Seeley. (Sparky Town, 324 Burnet Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

Phoenix), 8 p.m.

3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 5-9 p.m.

Bradshaw Blues. (Krabby Kirk’s Saloon, 55 W.

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Mark Macri. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor,

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Dr Killdean. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255

Mark Zane. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31,

SATURDAY Thick as Thieves

Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Mike MacDonald. (Cafe at 407, 407 Tulip St., Liverpool), 7-9 p.m.

TUESDAY (6-9)

PEP (Proctor Entertainment Project). (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill, 7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Rock Generation w/Joey Nigro and John Nilsen. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brew-

Seafood Night

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Rollinsouth. (Bull and Bear Roadhouse, 6402

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Shawn Halloran. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 9 p.m.

The Barndogs. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

The Cadleys. (Creekside Books, 35 Fennell St.,

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The Dropouts. (UNC, 125 Washington St.,

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The Guise. (Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30-11 p.m.

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The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 9/ 20 3 Inch Fury. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 10 p.m.

Black Water. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Flat

Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road, North Syracuse), 8-11 p.m.

Carolyn Kelly Blues Band. (Lew’s Sports Bar, 7356 Church St., North Syracuse), 6-10 p.m.

Country Rose. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center Road, East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Dave Porter. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St.,

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Fulton Chain Gang. (Cedarville Fire Department, 960 Route 51, Ilion), 7-11 p.m.

Infrared Radiation Orchestra. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Carnegie Café,

ter Road, Sterling), 2-6 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego

Phil Petroff and Natural Fact. (Dinosaur Bar-

Finn, Bristol and Kearns. (Lakehouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6-9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Westcott Street Cultural Fair), 4:30 p.m.

Jamie Notarthomas. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7-10 p.m.

Just Joe. (Munjed’s Restaurant, 505 Westcott St.), 3-7 p.m.

Kilgore McTrouts. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 4-7 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Bradbury’s Boatel, 57 Bradbury Road, Brewerton), 4-7 p.m.

Mark Zane and Friends. (Westcott Street Cultural Fair), 1:30 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Dwyer Memorial Park, Little York Lake, Preble), 1-4 p.m.

M O N DAY 9/ 22 Bradshaw Blues. (Ironwood Restaurant, 145 E. Seneca St., Manlius), 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Dave Porter. (Dinosaur-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Stone River Band. (Volney Firehouse, 3002 State Route 3, Fulton), 6-9 p.m.

T U E S DAY 9/ 23 Nasty Habit Duo, McArdell and Westers.

(Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 9/ 24 Bradshaw Blues. (Quaker Steak and Lube, 3535 Walters Road), 5-8 p.m.

ESP. (Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6-9 p.m.

Golden Novak Duo. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-10 p.m.

Local laughmakers vie to win a $100 cash prize at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

Dwayne Kennedy. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m. The Windy City social satirist checks in at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10/Fri., $12/Sat. 423-8669.

Steven Wright. Thurs. 8 p.m. The droll fun-

Auburn), 9 p.m.

Rollinsouth. (Howdy’s, 8166 Main St., Williams-

The Tenderloins. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The Impractical

Raised on Radio. (O’Toole’s, 111 Osbourne St.,

ville), 9:30 p.m.

Burnet Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

The Coachmen. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 7-10 p.m.

The Guise. (Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave.), 7:30-11 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Nothin’ Fancy, 5 Ruth St., Ver-

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Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 10 p.m.

nyman brings his observational humor to the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $20, $25. 361SHOW.

B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

The Cadleys, Mike Sisto. (Sparky Town, 324

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Bradshaw Blues. (Al’s Wine and Whiskey

Clash of the Comics. Wed. Sept. 17, 7:30 p.m.

Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

CHRIS TUCKER

Road, Cazenovia), 1-5 p.m.

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Mike Bogan Band. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish

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Boots N Shorts. (Critz Farms, 3232 Rippleton

Last Call. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St. Road,

St., Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

SARAH COLONNA

110 S. Willow St., Liverpool), 3-6 p.m.

Limestone Plaza, Fayetteville), 8:30 p.m.

Baldwinsville), 9:30 p.m.

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Anna Vogel and Friends. (White Water Pub,

Just Joe. (Pascale Wine Bar & Restaurant, 104

Lisa Lee Band. (Ontario Orchards, 16273 Cen-

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Flipside. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.), 9

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Tom Barnes Band. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (CJ’s, 8902 S. Seneca St., Weedsport), 8 p.m.

Jokers from truTV begin their comedy concert tour at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 800 S. State St. $47/general, $125/meet and greet the cast. 435-2121.

DATE NIGHT Moody McCarthy. Fri. 8 p.m. The Central New York-bred comic, fresh from his recent stand-up on David Letterman’s show, returns with fellow second bananas Mike Speirs, Jamie Lissow and Jon Fisch to the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $15. 253-6669.

Magical John. Sat. 4 p.m. A family show featuring laughs and legerdemain at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7/advance, $8/door. 423-8669.

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437-Bull • 6402 Collamer Rd. East Syracuse. Lunch, Dinner, Cocktails, Catering Gary Owen. Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m.

The popular Think Like a Man comic performs at the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $22. 423-8669.

FREE Syracuse Improv Collective. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The gang brings al fresco amusement to the shot clock area in front of Starbucks Coffee, Jefferson and Franklin streets, in Armory Square. Free. Syracuseimprovcollective.com.

Live Improv Comedy. Sat. 8 p.m. Improv

games played by the Pork Pie Hat troupe in the style of the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway? plus openers Money Maker Monday. Salt City Improv Theatre, Shoppingtown Mall. 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $7. 410-1962, saltcityimprov. com.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.

Subhah Agarwal and Julia Solomon co-headline the stand-up action at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10.

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EXHIBITS LI ST E D ALPH ABE TI C A LLY: Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W.

Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 4982787. Through September: Overgrowing, works

by Iranian graphic designer Homa Delvaray.

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-Fri.

still lifes by Gary Trento and representational forms by Stephen Carlson; Four Years, wood sculptures by Jude Lewis; Recent Work in Pixels and Graphite, mixed-media digital prints by Cara Brewer Thompson.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road.

Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

445-8111. Through Oct. 24: Color of Light, landscape oils by Rob Glisson and cloudscape oils by John Fitzsimmons.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St.

Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 4746064. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Through Jan. 11: Salt City Clay, juried exhibition of works by the Syracuse Ceramic Guild; Performing Media: Works by Signal Culture Artists in Residence; reception Fri. Sept. 19, 5:30-8 p.m.; $15. Through Oct. 25 and projected outside on the museum’s North facade: artist and filmmaker Isaac Julien’s video Western Union: Small Boats (The Leopard), co-presented by Urban Video Project and Light Work Gallery; Thurs.-Sun. 8-11 p.m. Reception and artist talk, Oct. 3, 6:30 p.m.

Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Wed.-Sat.

noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540.

Through Oct. 24: OnLine/OffLine, contemporary drawing show featuring works by Anne Novado, Donalee Peden Wesley, Elena Peteva and Melissa Zarem.

2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through Oct. 18: GCC: GLOBAL Issues, CLIMATE Matters, Social CHANGE, 24 artists in a juried show. Thurs.

Sept. 18, 7-9 p.m.: artist talk with Christine Chin and Robert Knight.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building,

& Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through September: abstract oil paintings by Dale Fiegl; realism and abstracts by Lani Welch and Steve Diederich; Ghetto Love, acrylics by Harriet Vanessa Ross depicting a young black woman living in the projects.

Cayuga Museum of History and Art/ Case Research Lab Museum. 203 Genesee

St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 253-8051.

Through Oct. 26: A Living Legacy: Arts of the Haudenosaunee, original art from more than a dozen Iroquois artists. Reception Fri. Sept. 19, 6-8 p.m. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E. Genesee

St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

442-2230. Through Oct. 11: The Art of Re-Memory, works from 20 alumni artists from 1965 to 2012.

Reception Sat. Sept. 20, 3-6 p.m.

Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main

St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through Nov. 1: Points of View,

Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through September: Autumn Soliloquy, painted glass by Nella Joseph and ceramics by Terry Askey-Cole.

109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 443-8743.

Through Dec. 12: Balcon Criollo, an exhibit honoring Hispanics in the U.S. Armed Forces. Reception Fri. Sept. 19, 6 p.m. Sat. Sept. 20, 7 p.m.: free screening and discussion of the documentary The Borinqueneers.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300.

Through Oct. 22: Revive, Alison Rossiter’s works with expired silver gelatin print paper. Through Dec. 17: Light Work Grants, 40th annual show features photography by grant recipients: Trevor Clement, Sebastian Collett and Dan Wetmore.

Reception Sept. 25, 5-7 p.m.

Mundy Branch Library. 1204 S. Geddes St.

Mon., Tues., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3797. Fri. Sept. 19 & 26, 10 a.m.-noon: create papel picado banners, a craft made popular in Mexican culture; advance registration suggested.

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through Sept. 28: Butterflies, Geishas and Dragons: The Arts and Influence of Japan. Through Oct. 12: Out of the Vault: European Graphic Arts.

Onondaga Historical Association. 321

Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through Sun. Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard. Through Jan. 25: Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era; Watercolor Memories: The Artistic Legacy of Betty Munro. Through March 16: It’s in Our Very Name: The Italian Heritage of Syracuse, artifacts and images tell the story.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon.

& Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

435-5442. Through September: The Turn of the Screw, an exhibit presented by Syracuse Stage and the Onondaga Historical Association that examines the links between author Henry James and Eastwood’s James Street.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place. Mon.

& Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through September: Outlandish Way, photos by William Rollins Hall.

Reception Thurs. Sept. 18, 5-8 p.m. Sun. Sept.

21, 11:30 a.m.-6 p.m.: kickoff for the annual book sale during the Westcott Street Cultural Fair, with the sale running through Sept. 27.

Picker Art Gallery. Dana Creative Art Center,

Colgate University, Route 12B, Hamilton. Tues.Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. & Sun. noon-5 p.m. 2287634. Through Jan. 10: photographs by Diane Arbus and etchings by Richard Serra. Reception Thurs. Sept. 18, 6:45 p.m. Wed. Sept. 17, 4:30 p.m.: Metropolitan Museum of Art curator Jeff Rosenheim discusses Diane Arbus’ photography at Colgate’s Golden Auditorium, 105 Little Hall.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through Oct. 19: Enabling Resistance, paintings by Fayetteville’s Stephen Achimore; Explorations, acrylics and pastels by Barbara Delmonico.

Oct. 5: Freshly Hewn, wood-crafted artworks by Tupper Lake’s Michael Trivieri. Through Jan. 4: separate exhibits featuring nature photographer Mario Davalos and multimedia printmaker Eileen Feeney Bushnell.

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery.

826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; also by appointment. 478-8634. Through Oct. 3: KaleidoScapes, works by Pamela Johnson.

Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 4454153. Through Oct. 3: works by faculty members Barry Darling, Jen Gandee, Katya Krenina and David Moore.

LEARNING Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Gel Plate Press Monoprinting Demonstration. Wed. Sept. 17, 7-9 p.m. Local artist Susi Buschbacher shows various techniques during this North Syracuse Art Guild presentation at the VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 752-0134.

Onondaga County Civil War Round Table.

Thurs. 7 p.m. Historian Douglas Egerton speaks about the Reconstruction era at the Town of DeWitt Community Room, 148 Sanders Creek Parkway, East Syracuse. Free. 696-4646.

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S TAG E The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. Wed. Sept. 17 & Thurs. 7:30

p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 27. The Tony Award-winning musical about anxious middle schoolers in competition (with R-rated improvisational performances on Wednesdays) opens the season at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $30/Fri. & Sat., $25/Wed. & Thurs.

362-2785.

FAMIILY FRIENDLY The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sat. Sept. 20. Mark Twain’s classic comedy-drama about a young rapscallion and his buddies kicks off the Appleseed Productions season at the Atonement Lutheran Church, 116 W. Glen Ave. $18/adults; $15/ students and seniors, $12/Sun. senior matinee. 492-9766.

Back to the Garden. Fri. & Sat. 10:30 p.m.

The CabarETC series commences with this musical salute to Carole King, Laura Nyro and Joni Mitchell at the Hangar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd. (Route 89), Cass Park, Ithaca. $18, $21, $25. (607) 273-8588, (607) 273-4497.

WOW Beauty and the Beast.

Tues. & Wed. Sept. 24, 7 p.m. Famous Artists presents the lavish Disney musical at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $30, $40, $60, $75. 475-7979.

The House. Wed. Sept. 17 & Thurs. 7:30

p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 4 p.m., Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 28. Brian Parks’ comedy about two couples and a dwelling begins the season at the Kitchen Theatre Company, 417 W. State St., Ithaca. $15-$37. (607) 273-4497.

Into the Woods. Thurs.-Sat. 7:30 p.m.; closes Oct. 12. The Sondheim fairy tale musical kicks off the season at the Cider Mill Playhouse, 2 S. Naticoke Ave., Endicott. $26-$32.

(607) 748-7363.

Ladies from Syracuse. Thurs. 7:30 p.m.

Karen Obelin and Marissa Mulder in a cabaret mixing pop, jazz and more at View Arts Center, 3273 State Route 28, Old Forge. $25.

369-6411.

The Laramie Project. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.,

Sun. 2 p.m.; closes Sept. 28. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents the fact-based drama about the infamous 1998 gay bashing of college student Matthew Shepard in Wyoming at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd.

E. $34.95/6:30 p.m. dinner theater Sat.; $20/ show only; $15/Sun. 885-8960.

The Little Mermaid. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.;

through Sept. 27. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

tatives from Toastmasters International host a public speaking workshop on the first and third Fridays of each month at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Foster Family Information Session. Wed. Murder Most Faire. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; through Nov. 13. A Renaissance festival is the backdrop for sinister doings in this interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/ plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

Red Light: The Bad Girls of Broadway.

Fri. & Sat 8 p.m. Local warblers Jodie Baum, Julia Berger, Cathleen O’Brien Brown, Mary Musial, Jennifer Pearson and Korrie Taylor in a sassy cabaret, presented by Rarely Done Productions at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $25. 546-3224.

Vanya and Sonya and Masha and Spike. Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.; closes Oct.

12. Playwright Christopher Durang’s Tony Award-winning mash-up of Chekhov and comedy begins the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30, $50, $54/adults, $38/age 40 and under, $18/under 18. 443-3275.

Sept. 24, 5:30 p.m. Learn the basics during this Hillside Children’s Center presentation at DeWitt Community Library, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., Shoppingtown Mall. Free. 246-0311.

Conservation Talk. Wed. Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.

Author and SUNY ESF Professor Robin Wall Kimmerer discusses environmental ethics and species conservation, followed by a reception.

Gateway Center, SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry, 1 Forestry Drive. Free. cllandis@syr.edu.

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Syracuse Opera. The company seeks ten-

ors and baritones to be part of the chorus for the October production of Die Fledermaus. In addition to seeking operatically trained voices, the company also welcomes musical theater and sacred music performers. Singers should submit a short musical resume which includes performance history and any formal vocal or dramatic training, academic or private to auditions@syracuseopera.com.

The Media Unit. Central New York teens

ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

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The second annual event features demonstrations of Indian artistic culture, authentic Indian cuisine, vendors and more. New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $7. (860) 899-6344.

Fall Fashion Show and Luncheon. Sat. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Fundraiser for Exodus 3 Ministries takes place at the Christ Community Church of the Nazarene, 3644 Warners Road. $20/ advance, $25/door. 672-5626.

Syracuse University Football. Sat. noon.

p.m. Members convene at Manlius Library, 1 Arkie Albanese Way, Manlius. Free. 363-6533.

Spaghetti Dinner. Fri. 6-8 p.m. Annual pasta

company seeks student dancers, ages 7 to 16, for the Dec. 16 performance of The Great Russian Nutcracker at the Mulroy Civic Center. Auditions at Dance Centre North, 101 W. Molloy Road, Mattydale. 455-8641.

New York India Festival. Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

CNY Skeptics Meeting. Wed. Sept. 17, 7-8:30

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Moscow Ballet. Sat. Sept. 20, 2 p.m. The

galore during this judged event co-sponsored by the Salt City Cat Club and the Copper City Cat Club. JM McDonald Sports Complex, 4292 Fairgrounds Drive, Cortland. $4. 846-5730.

The action takes place at the Toyota Coliseum, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd.

Free. EQSHA.org.

Voyagers Weekend. Fri.-Sun. Blowout featur-

30, 7 p.m. New singers are welcome during rehearsals at the First Presbyterian Church, 97 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. 702-7325.

Cat Show. Sat. & Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Pussies

Fall Jamboree. Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. The weekend-long outdoor event includes readyto-pick apples and pumpkins, hay rides, musical entertainment, and fall decoration workshops.

Ontario Orchards, 15273 Center Road, Sterling.

Free. 343-6328.

Empire State Quarter Horse Association Fall Show. Wed. Sept. 17-Sun. 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

WOW The Will Rogers Follies.

Wed. Sept. 17, 2 & 7:30 p.m., Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Mon. 2 p.m., Tues. & Wed. Sept. 24, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes Wed. Sept.

24. The lariat-twirling social satirist during the 1920s and 1930s is recalled in song and dance as the summer season continues at Merry-Go-Round Playhouse, Emerson Park, 6877 East Lake Road (Route 38A), Auburn. $42-$50/adults; $39-$47/seniors; $22-$33/ students and under age 22. 255-1785, (800) 457-8897.

Masterworks Chorale. Tues. Sept. 23 &

open house takes place at the Humane Association of CNY, 4915 W. Taft Road, Liverpool. Donations of canned pet food welcome. 457-8762.

The Orange squad (2-0) battles the Maryland Terrapins at the Carrier Dome, 900 Irving Ave. $35-$160. (888) DOME-TIX.

ing motorcycles, classic cars, music from Cousin Jake and Dirtroad Ruckus, tattoos, camping and more at Kasoag Lake Park, 603 Route 30, Williamstown. $10/day, $15/weekend. 345-7560, oswegoink.com.

Turn On Central New York. Sat. 7 p.m. Gath-

International Boat Show. Fri. & Sat. 8 a.m.-

from flapjacks, the menu also includes French toast, eggs cooked to order, coffee and tea.

West Monroe Volunteer Fire Department, 54 County Route 11, West Monroe. $7.50/adults. $7/seniors. $5/ages 5 to 12, $24/family. 6764600.

5 p.m. The Antique and Classic Boat Society hosts the 39th annual event, which features 150 antique boats at the Skaneateles Country Club, 3344 W. Lake Road, Skaneateles. $5/adults, free/ children. 686-2628. repast sponsored by the Eastwood Bears gridiron squad takes place at Blessed Sacrament Church, 3127 James St. $7. 475-4700.

Harvest Book Sale. Sat. 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m.

Peruse a selection of used media at Northern Onondaga Public Library, 8686 Knowledge Lane, Cicero. Free. 699-2032.

Drop-A-Thon. Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Seventh annual event featuring a silent auction and

ering place for intriguing people at Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $10/donation. Meetup.com/Turn-On-Syracuse.

Pancake Breakfast. Sun. 8 a.m.-noon. Aside

FAMIILY FRIENDLY Westcott Street Cultural Fair. Sun. noon-6:30 p.m. This day-

long event features musical performances and visual art exhibitions, local vendors, delicious food, and more. Westcott Street. Free. 7036848.

Water Festival and Picnic. Sun. 1-4 p.m.

Seventh annual event presented by the Cortland-Onondaga Federation of Kettle Lake Association features activities, displays, food, musician Michael Crissan and more at Little

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Motivational Entertainer Oct. 10 • Doors 7pm York Lake Pavilion, 6799 Little York Lake Road, Preble. Free. 696-5262.

Hank Leo Jr. Tues. 7-8:30 p.m. The local author discusses his book Return to Allen Park, followed by a book signing. Chittenango Landing Canal Boat Museum, 717 Lakeport Road, Chittenango. $5. 687-3801.

Guardians of the Galaxy. Strange interga-

Neighbors. Seth Rogen as a new dad who

must contend with the frat house next door in this raunchy farce. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 3430211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 11:45 p.m.

F ILM, OTH ERS LIS T E D A L P H A B E TI C A L LY:

The Hundred-Foot Journey. Helen Mirren

Calvary. Brendan Gleeson as a troubled priest in writer-director John Michael McDonagh’s drama. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo).

Daily: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2 & 4:30 p.m.

Chef. Jon Favreau as the kitchen magician who starts up a food-truck business in this comedy.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1:05 & 6:35 p.m.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. More mon-

keyshines in this sci-fi sequel. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 9:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 3:50 p.m.

Dolphin Tale 2. Morgan Freeman and Ashley

Judd in a seaworthy sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:25 a.m., 2:05, 4:55, 7:45 & 10:25 p.m. Screen 2: 1:25, 4:25, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri. & Sat.: 7:15 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:35 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25, 4:20, 7:05 & 9:45 p.m.

The Drop. Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace and the

late James Gandolfini in a crime drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 12:35, 3:35, 6:35 & 9:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:50, 4:40, 7:25 & 10:15 p.m.

Dr. Strangelove. Regal Cinema’s Classic Film

Series rolls on with director Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 black comedy about the world powers going nuclear. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (9-24): 2 & 7 p.m.

Edge of Tomorrow. Tom Cruise and Emily

Blunt in a time-warped sci-fi yarn. Midway DriveIn (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo).

Fri.-Sun.: 8 p.m.

The Giver. Jeff Bridges and Meryl Streep star

in this adaptation of the acclaimed young adult

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novel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 5:15 & 10:45 p.m. Mon.Thurs. (9-25): 11:35 a.m., 2:25, 5:15, 8 & 10:45 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 4:10 & 9:25 p.m. lactic critters inhabit the latest Marvel Comics screen adaptation. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:40, 6:40 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15, 4:15 & 7:20 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 3:50, 6:45 & 9:35 p.m.

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and Om Puri in a gentle dramedy about foodies on a collision course. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4, 6:50 & 9:40 p.m.

If I Stay. Talented actress Chloe Grace Moretz

headlines this teen drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:45, 3:45, 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 4:40 & 7:35 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:55, 4:35, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m.

Jersey Boys. Director Clint Eastwood’s adapta-

tion of the Broadway musical about Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 6:30 p.m.

Let’s Be Cops. Damon Wayans Jr. and Jake

Johnson as phony policemen in this buddy comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:05, 6:55 & 9:40 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:50, 4:50 & 7:45 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m.

Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Fri.-Sun.: 4:05 & 9:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (9-25): 1:15, 4:05, 6:40 & 9:30 p.m.

Lucy. Scarlet Johansson plays rough in director

Luc Besson’s brainy sci-fi action thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 12, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50 & 10:40 p.m. No 12, 2:30 & 5:10 p.m. shows Sun.

Maleficent. Angelina Jolie as an evil fairy who

No Good Deed. Idris Elba as an escaped con-

vict causing problems for a suburban family.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:55 & 10:35 p.m. Screen 2: 1:35, 4:35, 7:25 & 10:05 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 3:05, 5:20, 7:40 & 10:05 p.m.

November Man. Pierce Brosnan as an ex-CIA agent in murder mode in this thriller. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri. & Sat.: 9 p.m.

Tammy. Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon team for this raunchy road comedy. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/ stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 10:05 p.m.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Megan Fox

provides the hubba-hubba context for this reboot of the shell-bound franchise. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 11:45 a.m., 2:20, 5, 7:35 & 10:10 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25, 4:25 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35 & 6:55 p.m.

This Is Where I Leave You. Jason Bateman,

Tina Fey and Jane Fonda in a comedy about adult siblings coming home for a shiva. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:40 & 10:30 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:20 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:25, 7:10 & 10 p.m.

Tusk. Justin Long and Michael Parks in director

in the fact-based drama about a winning high school football coach. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:40 & 9:15 p.m.

American Bear. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m. Doc-

umentary about a young couple (Sarah Sellman and Greg Grano) seeking the kindness of strangers during a cross-country trip, with the filmmakers on hand for a question-answer session on Saturday. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

American Bear. Fri. 7 p.m. Another screening

and discussion of the aforementioned documentary. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free; advance tickets requested. 218-5711.

American Bear. Tues. 7:30 p.m. Still another

screening and discussion of the aforementioned documentary. Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $8. 362-2785.

American Bear. Wed. Sept. 24, 8 p.m. Enjoy an outdoor screening and discussion of the aforementioned documentary. Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free. 474-6064.

Dead End. Mon. 7:30 p.m. Director William

Wyler’s 1937 drama about Manhattan slums with Humphrey Bogart, Leo Gorcey and Huntz Hall, which continues the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s autumn season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

Hubble. Wed. Sept. 17-Fri. 3 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7

p.m., Sun. & Wed. Sept. 24, 3 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. Wed. Sept.

17-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12, 2, 4 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. Sept. 24, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/ adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 4259068.

causes all sorts of commotion in the Disney fantasy. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Sat. & Sun.: 1:40 p.m.

Kevin Smith’s backwoods horror thriller. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium).

Daily: 1:15, 4:15, 7:10 & 10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:35 a.m.

Ivory Tower. Wed. Sept. 17, 7 p.m. Documenta-

The Maze Runner. Intriguing adaptation of

A Walk Among the Tombstones. Liam Nee-

The Living Sea. Wed. Sept. 17-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. 1

the teen-geared sci-fi best seller. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium).

Daily: 1, 4, 7 & 9:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:30 a.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30 & 9:20 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12 a.m. Screen 2: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:20 p.m. Screen 3 (Fri.-Sun.): 11:35 a.m., 2:25 & 8 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4 & 6:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 1:45, 4:45 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:15

son in an R-rated action yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:20, 7:20 & 10:15 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 3:50, 6:50 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:10 & 6:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:45, 4:30, 7:20 & 10:10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 1:15 & 6:40 p.m.

ry probes the eternal question: Is it worth going to college? Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $10.

463-9240. & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. Sept. 24, 1 p.m. Large-format underwater thrills at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) These horoscopes I write for you aren’t primarily meant to predict the future.

They are more about uncovering hidden potentials and desirable possibilities that are stirring below the surface right now. When I’m doing my job well, I help you identify those seeds so you can cultivate them proactively.

Bearing that in mind, I’ll pose three pertinent questions.

1. What experiments might stir up more intimacy in the relationships you want to deepen? 2. What could you change about yourself to attract more of the love and care you want? 3. Is there anything you can do to diminish the sting of bad memories about past romantic encounters, thereby freeing you to love with more abandon?

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The old Latin motto Gradu diverso, via una can be translated as either “Continuing on the same road, but with a different stride” or “Going the same way, but changing your pace.” I think this is excellent advice for you, Taurus. By my reckoning, you are on the correct path. You are headed in the right direction. But you need to shift your approach a bit — not a lot, just a little. You’ve got to make some minor adjustments in the way you flow.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) For years, Donna and George Lewis used a 33-pound, oval-shaped rock as a doorstop in their Tennessee home. Later they moved it to their garden. Then one day George analyzed it with his metal detector and realized it had unusual properties.

He took it to scientists who informed him it was a rare and valuable 4.5-billion-year-old meteorite. With this as our subtext, Gemini, I’m asking you if there might be some aspect of your life that is more precious than you imagine. Now is a favorable time to find out, and make appropriate adjustments in your behavior.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) I’ve got a radical proposal, Cancerian. It might offend you. You may think I’m so far off the mark that you will stop reading my horoscopes. But I’m willing to take that risk, and I’m prepared to admit that I could be wrong. But I don’t think I

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am wrong. So here’s what I have to say: There is a sense in which the source of your wound is potentially also the source of the “medicine” that will heal the wound.

What hurt you could fix you. But you must be careful not to interpret this masochistically. You can’t afford to be too literal. I’m not saying that the source of your pain is trustworthy or has good intentions. Be cagey as you learn how to get the cure you need.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) The prestigious New England Journal of Medicine published a study with a conclusion we might expect to see in a tabloid newspaper or satirical website. It reported that there is a correlation between chocolate consumption and Nobel Prizes. Those countries whose citizens eat more chocolate have also produced an inordinate number of Nobel laureates. So does this mean that chocolate makes you smarter, as some other studies have also suggested?

Maybe, the report concluded. Since it is especially important for you to be at the height of your mental powers in the coming weeks, Leo, why not experiment with this possibility?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) I rarely waste my time trying to convert the “skeptics” who attack astrology with a hostile zeal that belies their supposed scientific objectivity. They’re often as dogmatic and closed-minded as any fundamentalist religious nut. When I’m in a tricky mood, though, I might tell them about the “Crawford Perspectives,” a highly rated Wall Street investment publication that relies extensively on astrological analysis.

Or I might quote the wealthy financier J. P. Morgan, who testified that “Millionaires don’t use astrology; billionaires do.” That brings us to my main point, Virgo: The astrological omens suggest that the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to put in motion plans to get richer quicker. Take advantage!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When Libra-born Mohandas Gandhi was 19, he moved to London from his native India to study law. Soon he got caught up in the

effort to become an English gentleman. He took elocution lessons and learned to dance. He bought fine clothes and a gold watch-chain. Each morning he stood before a giant mirror and fussed with his hair and necktie until they were perfect. In retrospect, this phase of his life seems irrelevant. Years later he was a barefoot rebel leader using nonviolent civil disobedience to help end the British rule of India, often wearing a loincloth and shawl made of fabric he wove himself. With this as your inspiration, Libra, identify aspects of your current life that contribute little to the soul you must eventually become.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) This might be controversial, but I suspect that for now your emphasis shouldn’t be on sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. Instead, your specialties should be hard-earned intimacy, altered states that are solely the result of deep introspection, and music that arouses reverence and other sacred emotions. You are entering a phase when crafty power is less important than vigorous receptivity; when success is not nearly as interesting as meaningfulness; when what you already understand is less valuable than what you can imagine and create.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You are entering a phase when you will reap rich rewards by nurturing the health of your favorite posse, ensemble or organization. How is the group’s collective mental health? Are there any festering rifts? Any apathetic attitudes or weakening resolves? I choose you to be the leader who builds solidarity and cultivates consensus.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The good news is that America has more trees than it did a hundred years ago. Aggressive efforts to replace the decimated old-growth forests have paid off. The bad news is that

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If Pope Francis isn’t traveling, he comes out to meet the public in St. Peter’s Square every Wednesday. During one such event last January, he took a few moments to bestow tender attention on a talking parrot that belonged to a male stripper. I foresee a comparable anomaly happening for you in the coming days. A part of you that is wild or outré will be blessed by contact with what’s holy or sublime.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “My definition of a devil is a god who has not been recognized,” said mythologist Joseph Campbell. “It is a power in you to which you have not given expression, and you push it back. And then, like all repressed energy, it builds up and becomes dangerous to the position you’re trying to hold.” Do you agree, Pisces? I hope so, because you will soon be entering the Get Better Acquainted with Your Devil Phase of your astrological cycle, to be immediately followed by the Transform Your Devil into a God Phase. To get the party started, ask yourself this question: What is the power in you to which you have not given expression?

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LEGAL NOTICE Articles of Organization of BRIDGEWORKS LEAN SOLUTIONS, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on August 5, 2014. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 8839 Wandering Way, Baldwinsville, New York 13027. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

Legal Notice Articles of Organization of Encompass Home Inspection Services, LLC(“LLC”) were filed with the Sec. of State of the State of New York (“SSNY”) on 07/11/2014.

Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal place of business is: 2568 Gardner Road, Fabius, New York 13063.

Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

Name of LLC: REEVALUWASTE, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State: 6/19/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o United States Corporation Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave., Ste. 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228, regd. agent upon whom process may be served.

Purpose: any lawful act.

Notice of Formation of 800 North Clinton Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/5/2014. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o Granite Development Company, LLC, 4 Clinton Square, Ste. 102, Syracuse, NY 13202. Term: until 1/1/2065. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Apollo Biomedical, LLC. Articles of Organization were Filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/13/14. Office location is in Onondaga County.

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Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of

By Design Consultants, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/18/14.

Office location is in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. Box 2484 Liverpool, NY 13089. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Caring Transportation, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/27/14.

Office location is in County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 116 Vincent Ave, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Catwalk Works Productions, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/19/14.

Office location: is in County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Elizabeth L. Nowak, 4561 East Lake Rd., Cazenovia, Ny 13035.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of CNY Boom Truck, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 9/9/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, PO Box 1003, Brewerton, NY 13029. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Copper Kettle II, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 9/8/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 116 East Genesee Street, Skaneateles, NY 13152.

Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Cornflower Property LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/27/2014. Office

location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, One Chevy Drive, East Syracuse, NY 13057.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Dennis Way Building LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/20/14.

Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 5105 Bob White Lane, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Green Planet Grocery – Manlius, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/8/2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Green Planet Grocery – Manlius, LLC, 6195 Route 31, Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of John A. Fatcheric Services, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/19/14. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 6205 Devoe Road, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful activity.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1.The name of the limited liability company is “P&P SYRACUSE ENTERPRISES, LLC” 2. The date of filing is August 6, 2014. 3.

Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process

against the limited liability company is Michael Paolini, 3947 Merganser Drive, Liverpool, NY 13090. 5.

There is no registered agent for service. 6.

The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: August 6, 2014 /Michael Paolini, Organizer.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “CLEAROLA LLC”. 2. The date of filing is April 25, 2014. 3. Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 416 David Drive, N. Syracuse, NY 13212. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose.

Dated: July 18, 2014 /Martin Merola, Organizer NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “ANTHONY STREET APARTMENTS, LLC”. 2. The date of filing is August 27, 2014. 3. Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 8820 Lombardi Drive, Cicero, NY 13039. 5. There is

no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose.

Dated: August 27, 2014 /Ronald Reid.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “501 S. Main Street, LLC”. 2. The date of filing is September 5, 2014. 3. Onondaga County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 501 S. Main Street, North Syracuse, NY 13212. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose.

Dated: September 8, 2014. s/Inderpreet Singh Atwal.

Notice of Formation of Lounge 81, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 6/30/2014. Office location is in County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 917 North Salina St, Syracuse, New York 13208. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Papaleo & Hartzheim Sports LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 5, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8518 Chippendale Circle, Manlius, New York, 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Queri Management, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/22/2014. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom

process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 92 North County Club Drive, Rochester, NY 14618. Term: until 1/1/2065. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Renovation Creations, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/19/14.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2769 Cardiff Rd., Lafayette , NY 13084 . Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of River Custom Canvas, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 4, 2014. Office location is County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1709 James Street, Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of SAGE ENERGY CONSULTING, LLC. Application for Authority was filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 3, 2014. Office location County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2820 Carrollton Road, Annapolis, Maryland, 21403. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Schmitt, Brown, & Stone Properties LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 00/00/00.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 211 Orchard Dr West, North Syracuse, NY 13212 . Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Spicer Auto Sales, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 7/28/14.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served.

SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 515 Horan Road, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of Strong Hearts Franchising, LLC. Art. of Org. filed w/ Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on

7/14/14. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC for service of process. SSNY shall mail process to: 719 E. Genesee St, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

LLC upon whom process against it may be served.

SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 450 Tracy St., Syracuse, NY 13204.

Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of: Diamondback Rod Company, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: July 25, 2014.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 301 Nelson Avenue,Syracuse, New York 13057. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Studio Bums LLC. Articles of Organization titled with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on (date) May 5, 2014. Office locaton: . County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLC, 407 Hubbell Avenue Suite 100 Syracuse, NY 13207.

Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Qualification of ACC OP (Park Point Notice of formation SU) LLC. App. for of Syracuse PR, LLC. Auth. filed with Secy.

Articles of Organization of State of NY (SSNY) were filed with the 8/13/14. Office location: Secretary of the State Onondaga County. LLC of New York (SSNY) on 5/12/14. Office is located formed in Delaware in County of Onondaga. (DE) on 8/12/14. SSNY SSNY is designated designated as agent of as agent upon whom LLC upon whom process process may be served. against it may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy SSNY shall mail process of process to patricia to: c/o CT Corporation Dawson Gomez, 3500 System, 111 8th Ave., NY, Dunn Rd., Warners, NY NY 10011, the registered upon whom 13164. Purpose is any agent process may be served. lawful.

DE address of LLC: 1209 Notice of Formation Orange St., Wilmington, of Syracuse Prime DE 19801. Arts. of Org. Properties, LLC. Arts. of filed with DE Secy. of Org. filed with Secy. of State, 401 Federal St., State of NY (SSNY) on Ste. 4, Dover, DE 19901.

8/29/14. Office location: Purpose: all lawful Onondaga County. SSNY purposes. designated as agent of LLC upon whom process Notice of Qualification against it may be served. of LG Cicero BOA, LLC. SSNY shall mail process App. for Auth. filed with to: c/o The LLC, 6733 Secy. of State of NY Kinne Road, Dewitt, NY (SSNY) 8/25/14. Office Onondaga 13214. Purpose: any location: County. LLC formed in lawful activity.

Texas (TX) on 6/11/14.

Notice of Formation SSNY designated as of TJS Operations, LLC. agent of LLC upon Articles of Organization whom process against were filed with the it may be served. SSNY Secretary of State shall mail process to the of New York (SSNY) TX address of LLC: 2311 on 6/20/2014. Office Cedar Springs Road, Ste. Location is Cointy of 100, Dallas, TX 75201.

Onondaga. SSNY is Arts. of Org. filed with TX designated as agent of Secy. of State, P.O. Box LLC upon whom process 13697, Austin, TX 78711. me be served. SSNY shall Purpose: any lawful act mail copy of process to or activity.

3797 Maider Rd., Clay, NY 13041. Purpose is Notice of Qualification any lawful purpose. of SIDEARM Sports, LLC. Authority filed with Notice of Formation NY Dept. of State on of TruBliss LLC. Arts. of 8/6/14. Office location: Org. filed with Secy. of Onondaga County.

State of NY (SSNY) on LLC formed in MO on 8/21/14. Office location: 7/30/14. NY Sec. of State Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of designated agent of LLC LLC upon whom process upon whom process against it may be served. against it may be served SSNY shall mail process and shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 6423 to: c/o CT Corporation Electric Railway, Cicero, System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 13039. Purpose: any NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process lawful act or activity. may be served.

MO Notice of Formation and principal business of United Auto Supply address: 505 Hobbs Lubricants Division Road, Jefferson City, Cert. of LLC. Arts. of Org. filed MO 65109. with Secy. of State of Org. filed with MO Sec. NY (SSNY) on 8/12/14. of State, 600 W. Main Office location: St., Jefferson City, MO Purpose: all Onondaga County. SSNY 65102. designated as agent of lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of Virginia Company of New York 1606, LLC. Application for Authority filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 25, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. LLC formed in Virginia on August 21, 2014. SSNY has been designated as an agent upon whom process may be served. The Post Office address to which the SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her is: Patricia A. Woodward, 31 S. 2nd Street, Warrenton, VA 21086.

The principal business address of the LLC is: 400 Holiday Court, Suite 205, Warrenton, VA, 20186.

Articles of Organization filed the State Corporation Commission located at P.O. Box 1197, Richmond, VA 23218. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Qualification of Virginia Company of Syracuse 1606, LLC. Application for Authority filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on August 25, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. LLC formed in Virginia on August 21, 2014. SSNY has been designated as an agent upon whom process may be served. The Post Office address to which the SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her is: Patricia A. Woodward, 31 S. 2nd Street, Warrenton, VA 21086.

The principal business address of the LLC is: 400 Holiday Court, Suite 205, Warrenton, VA, 20186.

Articles of Organization filed the State Corporation Commission located at P.O. Box 1197, Richmond, VA 23218. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

SUMMONS Index No. 2014-986 D/O/F: May 27, 2014 Premises Address: 108 SWANSEA AVENUE, SYRACUSE, NY 13206-1924. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA WELLS FARGO BANK, NA, Plaintiff, -againstCHRISTINE A. DANO AS HEIR AT LAW AND NEXT OF KIN OF JAMES P. DANO; JOHN DOE 1 THROUGH 50; JANE DOE 1 THROUGH 50, INTENDING TO BE THE UNKNOWN HEIRS, DISTRIBUTES, DEVISEES, GRANTEES, TRUSTEES, LIENORS, CREDITORS, AND ASSIGNEES OF THE ESTATE OF JAMES P. DANO WHO WAS BORN ON FEBRUARY 10, 1969 AND DIED ON SEPTEMBER 3, 2011, A RESIDENT OF THE COUNTY OF ONONDAGA, THEIR SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST IF ANY OF THE AFORESAID

DEFENDANTS BE DECEASED, THEIR RESPECTIVE HEIRS AT LAW, NEXT OF KIN, AND SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST OF THE AFORESAID CLASSES OF PERSON, IF THEY OR ANY OF THEM BE DEAD, AND THEIR RESPECTIVE HUSBANDS, WIVES OR WIDOWS, IF ANY, ALL OF WHOM AND WHOSE NAMES AND PLACES OF RESIDENCE ARE UNKNOWN TO THE PLAINTIFF; NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE; AMERICU CREDIT UNION; STATE OF NEW YORK; ‘’JOHN DOES’’ and ‘’JANE DOES’’, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises and corporations, other entities or persons who have, claim, or may claim, a lien against, or other interest in, the premises, Defendant(s), TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action, and to serve a copy of your Answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorneys within twenty (20) days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home.

Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property.

Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action.

YOU MUST RESPOND

BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. The following notice is intended only for those defendants

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YOU ARE HEREBY PUT ON NOTICE THAT WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT, AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. The amount of the debt as of the date of this summons: $72,188.39 consisting of principal balance of $52,953.59 plus interest of $9,575.24; escrow/ impound shortages or credits of $7,739.36; late charges of $260.78; Broker’s Price Opinion, inspection and miscellaneous charges of $100.00; Surrogate’s search fee of $21.73; attorney fee $1,000.00 and title search $537.69.

Because of interest and other charges that may vary from day to day, the amount due on the day you pay may be greater. Hence, if you pay the amount shown above, an adjustment may be necessary after we receive the check, in which event we will inform you. The name of the creditor to whom the debt is owed: WELLS FARGO BANK, NA. Unless you dispute the validity of the debt, or any portion thereof, within thirty (30) days after receipt hereof, the debt will be assumed to be valid by Rosicki, Rosicki & Associates P.C. If you notify Rosicki, Rosicki & Associates P.C. in writing within thirty (30) days after your receipt hereof that the debt, or any portion thereof, is disputed, we will obtain verification of the debt or a copy of any judgment against

you representing the debt and a copy of such verification or judgment will be mailed to you by Rosicki, Rosicki & Associates P.C.. Upon your written request within 30 days after receipt of this notice, Rosicki, Rosicki & Associates P.C. will provide you with the name and address of the original creditor if different from the current creditor. Note: Your time to respond to the summons and complaint differs from your time to dispute the validity of the debt or to request the name and address of the original creditor.

Although you have as few as 20 days to respond to the summons and complaint, depending on the manner of service, you still have 30 days from receipt of this summons to dispute the validity of the debt and to request the name and address of the original creditor.

TO THE DEFENDANTS: The Plaintiff makes no personal claim against you in this action. TO THE DEFENDANTS: If you have obtained an order of discharge from the Bankruptcy court, which includes this debt, and you have not reaffirmed your liability for this debt, this law suit is not alleging that you have any personal liability for this debt and does not seek a money judgment against you. Even if a discharge has been obtained, this lawsuit to foreclose the mortgage will continue and we will seek a judgment authorizing the sale of the mortgaged premises.

Dated: May 6, 2014. Patricia

Boland, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI & ASSOCIATES, P.C. Attorneys for Plaintiff Main Office 51 E Bethpage Road, Plainview, NY 11803.

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Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process. Please read it carefully. Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process. Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877226-5697) or visit the Department’s website at www.banking. state.ny.us. The State does not guarantee the advice of these agencies.

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LIVING SPACE

By Gloria Wright

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Living Space is looking for interesting, unique apartments, lofts and residences in downtown to feature. If you would TAKE like to nominate a Living Space, please send an email with a low-res photo or two to: gwright@ syracusenewtimes.com.

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or his birthday last year, Stephen Wolfe found an apartment. He read an advertisement on Craigslist for a live/work space near Armory Square, in the former Lincoln Supply warehouse, 109 Otisco St. “This is the exact apartment we wanted in New York City and couldn’t afford,” Catherine Wolfe said.

The fourth-floor end unit has three walls of windows with views of distant hills, Armory Square, the Carrier Dome and both sunrises and sunsets.

The 1,275-square-foot apartment is one of 10 in the 100-year-old, four-story former warehouse transformed by the Near Westside Initiative, a non-profit whose mission is revitalizing the Near West Side.

The building uses green technologies, including geothermal heating and cooling and storm water retention to eliminate all site water from entering the city and county sewer systems. The first and second floors contain office space and are home to the La Casita Cultural Center and Say Yes to Education.

One apartment in the building became available Sept.

1, said Maarten Jacobs, director of the NearWestside Initiative.

Each of the building’s apartments is a wide-open space with a sort-of cube containing the kitchen, laundry and bathroom placed in differing configurations.

The Wolfes looked at an apartment on the third floor with the cube in an L shape, but preferred the fourth-

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floor unit with the cube in the center, dividing the living and bedroom spaces.

The couple met when they were both living in New York City, and Stephen agreed to move back to Catherine’s native Central New York as long as they found a place to live in a city environment. Catherine is an interior designer with Ramsgard Architectural Design, in Skaneateles; Stephen is design center manager at Ethan Allen, in DeWitt.

They love spending a rare day off together rearranging the apartment.

“We’ll say, ‘Let’s do nothing today,’ then by 7:30, we’ll say, ‘Let’s rearrange,’’’ Stephen said.

“We have so much fun,” Catherine said.

The apartments have some storage space in the cube’s utility closet, but no closets.

The Wolfe said bookshelves, two large Ikea wardrobes and dressers provide storage space, but they also turned about one-third of the bedroom into a walk-in closet.

Flexibility “is what’s great about this place,” Catherine said. SNT

A sheer curtain creates a computer work station (top) separate from the living area at the former Lincoln Supply building on the city’s Near West Side.

Stephen Wolfe’s recent purchase of a stereo console backs up to the sofa (middle). Catherine and Stephen Wolfe used fabric screens to create a walk-in closet in their apartment (above). Gloria Wright Photos

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The Syracuse Style event is 7:30 to 9 p.m.

Thrusday, Sept. 18, in Armory Square, featuring boutiques and salons with a runway TAKE fashion show. General admission to the event is free, but VIP tickets are available for $50. All proceeds benefit the Food Bank of Central New York.

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By Blair Sylvester

2012 Syracuse Fashion Week.

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FASHION WEEK HITS THE PAVEMENT

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yracuse Fashion Week, the fall and spring showcase of the latest trends and new designer collections, went live Tuesday with window displays in the Landmark Theatre designed by local businesses and featuring live models.

Thursday, in an event called Syracuse Style, fashion models will saunter down the runway at 7:30 Sept. 18 on the 100 block of Walton Street downtown.

The founder of Syracuse Fashion week is Lisa Butler, who started the event five years ago and has partnered with the Downtown Committee of Syracuse to co-produce the event for the past four years. She describes Syracuse Style as a block party.

“Syracuse Style is a big outdoor street party,” she said. “You can get a glass of wine and watch the show.”

Many of the featured clothes and accessories are donated by downtown boutiques. Participating stores include Bounce, Frankie & Faye, Kenn Kushner Designs, LifeStylez, Lululemon, Indie Kids, Modern Pop Culture, Showoffs Boutique, New York Optometric, Oil City Customs and The Changing Room. There are also designers showing new collections.

Hair and makeup design have been donated by Accents of Armory Square, Andrea Scalisi Artistry, Blown Away, Hall of Fame Barber Shop, Industry, Lashes, Locks & Lips Make-up Marisa’s Fortress of Beauty.

“Syracuse Fashion Week is an effective way to market downtown businesses,” said Lisa Romeo, director of communications for the Downtown Committee.

Laura Marino, who is a fashion photographer, will be showing five looks. Butler describes Marino as more of a stylist than a designer. She

repurposes vintage clothing, taking it apart and creating something new.

She also creates intricate couture hair.

Another featured designer is Corii Burns, a recent graduate of Cazenovia College, who showed at Syracuse Fashion Week in the spring. Burns will be showing seven looks from her new collection.

“Corii is young and exciting, and I can’t wait to see what she puts on the runway,” Butler said.

Burns, who designs under the label Bodii bii Corii, looks forward to showing her new collection and interacting with vendors and consumers.

“I am excited to be showing a whole new collection. I am going in a new direction,” she said. “I am excited to show the people of Syracuse.”

Burns’ decision to include a menswear look in her show is part of the new direction.

“I will be showing one men’s look. My menswear is more ready to wear, because men don’t really like couture. Women are more likely to wear couture,” Burns said.

The designer hopes that her clothes will capture the interest of vendors and consumers. One of her favorites is Mr. Shop, and she’s hoping her menswear will fit in there.

Burns enjoys the atmosphere of Syracuse Style.

“It is a really warm and open community. People get to see the clothes up close,” Burns said “I am able to meet a lot of people.” SNT

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