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A week ago, when basketball player Carmelo Anthony was on our cover, I speculated that the use of sports events as life milestones might be a guy thing.

This week, again while handling our cover story, we ran into another “guy thing.” This week, that wasn’t so good. The cover story is about an Syracuse University student who was raped. She wrote a memoir in which she tries to come to grips with her experience, with the diverse memories of those around her and with reactions to the rape. When we knew the story might be on the cover, we looked for a photo of her, but reporter Renée K. Gadoua had reservations about putting her photograph out there. I confess, I didn’t get it. This woman had written a book about her rape. That struck me as not the behavior of someone who wanted to remain in the shadows. She decided to go public; surely she understood that meant her image would be public, too. A colleague, anPhotography by other man, agreed with me. Michael Davis, But something happened. The woman Cover design by designing the issue cried as she worked Caitlin O’Donnell with the story. Why portray her as a victim, 25 years later, she asked. It’s so easy to see victims as only victims, she said. They’re not only that. And it occurred to me that maybe Renée wasn’t being oversensitive, but we guys were being undersensitive. A guy thing. In the worst way possible. What’s buzzing I had another, personal reaction to the the most. story. I have two daughters who are freshmen in college. I love them more than I could ever put into words. If either of them were harmed in any way, it would tear me up inside. Follow us Our cover this week says: 1 in @syracusenew 4 women will be raped before times.com graduating college. That is outrageous. Men should be appalled. What struck me as I thought of Mari and Rachel is that the woman raped in 1988 was someone’s daughter, too. All women who are Write to us assaulted are daughters, too. If I’m 1415 West fortunate, I won’t forget that again. Genesee St. Syracuse, NY 13204

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Unclear on the Concept: Authorities in Mount Vernon, Ill., charged Sammy Kehrer, 47, with stabbing a 37-year-old man to death at a gun club. (Associated Press)

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Police reported that Shamal Battice showed up at a car dealership in Ocala, Fla., wanting to buy a car. Salesman Anselmo “Chico” Barreto helped Battice, a paraplegic in a wheelchair, get into a 2009 Pontiac G6, whereupon Battice locked the door and started the engine. He then used a folding cane to press down the gas pedal and drive off the lot. Barreto notified the authorities, and Bradford County sheriff’s deputies arrested Battice at a gas station trying to refuel the car. (Ocala Star-Banner)

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has changed its mission, according to national security lawyer Kel McClanahan, who said he noticed the change in December while reviewing a Freedom of Information Act request from the agency. The FBI fact sheet previously stated, “The primary function of the FBI is law enforcement.” Now, McClanahan told Foreign Policy magazine, “The primary function of the FBI is national security.” FBI official Paul Bresson clarified that the agency’s mission “changed after 9/11,” and the number of FBI agents dedicated to counterterrorism doubled between 2001 and 2009. As the FBI focus shifted to counterterrorism, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported a sharp drop in the number of white-collar criminal cases investigated. (MSNBC)

Slightest Provocation Authorities charged Ahmed Nur Adan, 27, with felony assault at a Cass County, N.D., jail after he punched fellow inmate Timothy Lowseth, 26. Adan explained that for the past three days, Lowseth had been coming into Adan’s cell, farting and then leaving. Lowseth admitted farting but denied doing so in Adan’s cell. (Forum News Service)

Sour Note When Canadian flute virtuoso Boujemaa Razgui arrived in Boston via New York, he found that U.S. Customs officials at New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport had searched his luggage, mistaken his 13 instruments for pieces of bamboo and destroyed them. “They told me they were agricultural products,” said Razgui, who made them all by hand from hard-to-find reeds. “And now they’re gone.” (The Boston Globe)

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Secret Identities After the New York Times published a story about rising demand for pigs raised in open pastures, the newspaper’s international edition reprinted the story. The Malaysian version included two pictures of the pigs but blacked out their faces. “This is a Muslim country,” a representative from the printing company based in Shah Alam said, explaining that pictures of pigs are not allowed. He acknowledged that the authorities had not ordered the cover-up. “What they have done is self-censorship,” Hashimah Nik Jaafar, secretary of the Home Ministry’s Publication and Quranic Texts Control Division, said, noting that Malaysia has no law prohibiting publication of pictures of pigs. (The Malay Mail)

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Ken Birdsill, 56, reported that he was beaten and robbed by a man armed with an icicle. The victim said two men came to his house in Windsor, N.Y., demanding drugs and money. One man punched Birdsill in the face when he opened the door; the other hit him on the head with the icicle. (Binghamton’s WBNG-TV)

Onondaga Lake now cleaner than some Finger Lakes, county officials say (Syracuse.com). For one key pollutant, that is. No word on the raw sewage and other toxic sludge. Nedrow man charged for “sucker punching” man outside Rosie’s pub (Syracuse. com). Accused puncher: He was trying to kiss my wife, and he “deserved what he got.” The online commenters chime in to agree. Rome drive-in will not open this summer (WSYR). And a little bit of our youth dies. Matt Driscoll, former Syracuse mayor, emerges as go-to guy for (Gov. Andrew) Cuomo (Syracuse.com). “He’s got good political antenna,” says City Hall veteran Vito Sciscoli. U.S. bacon prices rise after virus kills baby pigs (CNYCentral.com). Paleo Diet freaks recoil in horror, while vegetarians have trouble mustering sympathy. SU inaugural celebration held for newest Chancellor Kent Syverud (TWC News). An all-out orange party for the man who lived in a dorm for a few weeks recently on purpose. Sen. (John D.) DeFrancisco wants to bar county agency from giving tax break to Destiny USA hotel (Syracuse.com) Wise move or overreaction? Ballin’ For a Cure raises money to fight cancer (CNYCentral.com). First, we wonder if the basketball tournament’s organizers realized how close they came to other possible meanings for that name. Then we wonder if maybe we’re just the only ones with exceptionally dirty minds. Either way, cancer sucks.

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Cosmopolitan comes to the rescue with some consensual spanking advice: Mix it up with an open palm or a cupped hand. TAKE And for God’s sake, stick to the fatty part of the butt and avoid the tailbone.

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ere’s a thought for all you High and Mighty types with your rules and your judgment: When it comes to slapping anesthetized patients on the buttocks and insulting them before surgery, don’t knock it ’til you’ve

Let me be clear on this point: I do not know Dr. Michael Clarke, whose alleged spankery occurred at St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center, and who is employed at Crouse Hospital. He happens to be one of the few orthopods in town who has not operated on me. But I’ve learned not to always trust what I read in the newspaper — especially that newspaper. As a matter of personal ethics, I am obliged to pursue the path of scientific inquiry over a witch-hunt each and every time. Thus, it became mandatory that I visit Adult World on Erie Boulevard and purchase for $26.73 a male blow-up doll — Mr. Stud with 8-inch appendage — and prep it for surgery. This I did by orally inflating the toy as my wife, Leigh, looked on in revulsion, and midway through the process shrieked, “It has a penis!” Let the record reflect that I was greatly relieved the inflation valve was not located where I feared it might be. With Mr. Stud at full bloom, I ordered Leigh to exit the operating theater. Patient confidentiality rules, you know.

Things moved quickly after that. Working with my crack surgical team consisting of my friend and lead nurse Randy, and Rondo, my half-Chihuahua anesthesiologist, we laid Mr. Stud face down on the kitchen island in the FDA-approved “tripod” position — and I got down to bidness. In a humorous but affectionate way, I called Mr. Stud a “stupid bastard,” a “fat loser” and a “deep fried taffy turd.” I told him he smelled like a 1996 Kia with a transmission fluid leak. With each insult, I smacked his vinyl buttocks good and hard to see if the anesthesia had taken effect. It had. Mr. Stud was out cold. Nice work as usual, Dr. Rondo. But there was another salutary benefit to my methods, and it had nothing to do with the God-like rush of power I experienced at having so much control over Mr. Stud. What might seem to an untrained outsider like a twisted form of patient abuse was, in fact, a harmless way for me to get my game face on. I was simply doing what I needed to do to be the best surgeon I could be, which in my case isn’t very good. Full disclosure: I am licensed to practice medicine

only in Oswego County. Of course, no surgeon operates in a vacuum. Being able to trust your care-delivery team might be the most important factor of all. And mine is the best, especially at shutting the F(&% up. “Look at the red marks on his ass,” I boasted to Randy. “What’re you talking about?” Randy muttered. “I don’t see anything.” Good answer. Quiet professionals like Randy go far in explaining why health care is the second-leading industry in Central New York, behind chicken wings. I should also note that the spanking relaxed me. See, one of my issues as an amateur surgeon — and I suspect Dr. Clarke has the same problem — is that sometimes I care too much. If I were to think too deeply about how much Mr. Stud had riding on the new hip or knee or whatever the hell I was giving him … honestly, I do so many of these joint replacements I lose track … it might overwhelm me. How much of a market do you think there is in Syracuse for a gigolo with bad hips and knees? OK, more than one would hope, but still. Yet it is always amazing how quick people are to judge. Even Lila, the manager at Adult World, whom you’d assume would be tolerant of spanking in principle, seemed aghast when I told of her of the allegations against Dr. Clarke. “I think there are other ways to deal with your fantasy than waiting until people are out and slapping them on the ass,” she moralized. Oh, really, Lila at Adult World? Is that what your extensive medical training tells you? We’ll I’ve got a question for you: Can I get a store credit if I deflate Mr. Stud and return him with his original package? SNT Email Jeff Kramer at jeffmkramer@gmail. com. Follow him on Twitter at @JKintheCuse.

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A Google search of “Britain dish washing” results in 11.1 million hits. Yes, most of the top results discuss the practice, attributed TAKE in particular to the British, of not rinsing dishes after washing them and the various hygienic implications.

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I was talking to someone at work who recently stayed with relatives in England and was surprised when she told me sometimes her mother’s food tasted like soap because her family didn’t rinse dishes after washing them — they just set them in a rack to dry. She said everyone does it that way in England. Is that really true? Wouldn’t eating soap be bad for you? —Amanda Wyman, Rheinlander, Wis.

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Do The British Not Rinse Dishes After Washing Them? Just when you think nothing surprises you, something surprises you. I had, of course, heard United Kingdom horror stories about bad teeth, inedible food, chilblains stemming from constant damp, ineffectual plumbing, football hooligans, shoddy automobiles, truculent unions, standoffish people and general torpor and decline. However, on visiting the kingdom recently and finding it (or, anyway, London and Oxfordshire) entirely up to date, the weather fine and the citizenry charming, I figured such talk was lingering bad PR stemming from shock at loss of empire and that tales of unrinsed dishes were likewise a vestige of the past. I said as much to my assistant Fierra, who despite having developed an inexplicable fondness for American muscle cars during her time in the U.S., proclaims her English origins every time she opens her mouth. Fierra made an expression that bore a resemblance to a smile. “Let me share a story,” she said. “Back when I was in Brownies, they had a housework badge. As part of our housework badge, we had to know how to wash up and dry dishes. They taught you to run hot water with washing-up liquid into the washing-up bowl and wash from least dirty to most, so to start with the glassware, and then the cutlery, after that any cups, side plates and bowls. Then on to the main plates that held greasy food like roast meat, roast potatoes, etc. After that, you’d go on to the pots and pans, with the roasting tray or casserole dish being the last. All the dishes would go on the dish rack. You would dry off whatever didn’t fit on the rack, but you certainly wouldn’t rinse anything. Only if the water turned into soup you might swap it out entirely, or you might put some of the pans or really nasty dishes to soak, then wash them later with fresh water.” “They gave a badge for that?” I asked. “They did.” “And I am to understand that this was the standard of hygiene that, in the days before shared housework, was placed before the future homemakers of Britain as a model to emulate and admire?” “You are.” “And it has occurred to no one in England that leaving soap on the dishes

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means you taste it with every meal?” “So you say. I never tasted it, nor did any of my family and friends. It only seems to be Americans who are complaining about our dishes.” “I don’t wish to be disrespectful. However, a country that gives its traditional dishes names such as ‘toad-in-the-hole,’ ‘bubble and squeak,’ and ‘spotted dick’ isn’t setting itself a high bar, foodwise.” “The country that gave the world super-sizing, and where waiters routinely ask ‘Are you still working on that?’ as though you were digging a ditch, is hardly in a position to complain.” “Surely Britons rinse off when they shower?” “They do, but normally one doesn’t bring in the dishes when one showers. In any case, indoor bathrooms were a luxury in the UK until the 1960s, and showers didn’t become common until the 1980s. Before that one took a bath, and the nature of a bath is such that you were often left with some residual soap.” “And no one minded.” “It depends what you mean by minded. We’re a frugal people, only recently arrived at wealth, and then mostly in the southeast of England. We’ve grown up making do. Only about four in 10 homes have an automatic dishwasher, compared to 78 percent in the U.S. In Britain, water and heating costs are higher, sinks are smaller, and rather than two bowls served by a single mixing tap, we usually have a single bowl with two spigots, all of which makes rinsing difficult. Even so, of Britons who wash dishes by hand, more than 60 percent rinse them afterward.” “There you go,” I said. “By your own account, not rinsing was once the default national practice, and now it’s receding into history. Soon this disgusting habit will be at an end, and with it the risk of gastroenteritis the next time some Brit invites you over for shepherd’s pie.” “Nonsense,” said Fierra. “Whatever the theoretical risk, there’s no evidence of any health consequences arising from British dishwashing methods. “Let’s put this in perspective. All societies have their quirks. Britons aren’t much for rinsing dishes, while in the U.S. ... Well, let me put it to you: What would you rather endure: the occasional taste of soap, in the opinion of some, or a lifetime of insipid cheese, chocolate and beer?” SNT Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago, Ill. 60654. Visit the Straight Dope archive at www.straightdope.com/columns/archive. syracusenewtimes.com | 04.16.14 - 04.23.14

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April 25 & 26

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Film/Art/Music

PALACE THEATER • CNY ART • CNY MUSIC • CNY FILMMAKERS • FILMMAKERS Q&A FOLLOWS EACH FILM • LOBBY ART DISPLAYS • BEVERAGE TASTINGS

Friday April 25 – doors open at 5 p.m.

CNY Artists Show & Sale and 1911 Spirits tastings in the lobby Films: 6:30 p.m. LONG BIKE BACK - by Julia Wrona 8:45 p.m. DIAMOND ON VINYL - by J.R. Hughto

Saturday April 26 – doors open at Noon

CNY Artists Show & Sale Films: 12:30 p.m. FROM THE WINGS - by Syracuse City Ballet, Inc. 1:30 p.m. BARZAN - by Cassidy Dimon 3:30 p.m. MY FUNNY VALENTINE - John Bevilaqua

Saturday Night – doors open at 5 p.m.

CNY Artists Show & Sale and Lakeland Winery tastings in the lobby 5-6 p.m. – Music by Jess and the Beards Films: 6 p.m. THE SUSPECT - by Stuart Connelly 8:15 p.m. COWJEWS AND INDIANS - by Marc Halberstadt, with Talk Back guests Oren Lyons, Faithkeeper of the Onondaga Nation, Rev. Neal Quartier and Rabbi Andrew Pepperstone

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Onondagas could seek justice. The others are the U.N. Committee on Human Rights and the U.N. Committee for the elimination of racism. In a 2002 ruling involving the Western Shoshone, the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights found that U.S. law on Indian land is discriminatory and violates human rights. But even that decision had little effect, since the commission can only make recommendations. “Ultimately, the answer to this historic loss of land is political,” Heath" said. “We’re not going to get a lot out of the courts.” The OAS action echoes the Onondagas’ original lawsuit, calling “for a healing and a working together with the people,” said Hill. While the Onondagas do not seek to remove people from their homes, they would eventually like land to replace what was taken from them, he said. “If it’s farmland, of course we’d use it for that,” Hill said. “We’d use it as an educational tool to say, ‘We’re still here, we’re concerned about the environment, and we have a lot of history to share.’” Hill said Onondaga leaders are pleased with some green infrastructure projects in the region, but they remain concerned that the state Department of Environmental Conservation agreement with Honeywell to clean Onondaga Lake is insufficient. The Onondagas are also pushing for cleanup, not cover-up, of old waste beds at the site of a proposed amphitheater on the western shore of Onondaga Lake. “We call ourselves stewards of the land,” he said. “We want to be at the table in these decisions.” SNT

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Tadodaho Sid Hill isn’t hopeful that filing a petition against the United States in an international forum will return land to the Onondaga people. But he hopes it will remind the world that indigenous peoples have rights and deserve to be heard. “It says, ‘We’re still here, and we’re not going away,’” Hill, spiritual leader of the Onondaga Nation, told the New Times. Joe Heath, lawyer for the Onondaga Nation, filed a petition on Tuesday, April 15, with the Inter-American Commission PALACE THEATER • CNY ART • CNY MUSIC • CNY " on Human Rights. The petition says New FILMMAKERS • FILMMAKERS Q&A FOLLOWS EACH FILM • LOBBY DISPLAYS •CNY BEVERAGE TASTINGS ALACE THEATER •ART CNY ART •• MUSIC • CNY York has illegally taken 2.5 million acres PALACE THEATER •ART CNY ART • CNY MUSIC • CNY PALACE THEATER • CNY PALACE THEATER • CNY CNY ART •CNY CNYMUSIC MUSIC• •CNY CNY from the Onondaga Nation since 1788. 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Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor based in Manlius. Follow her on Twitter @ReneeKGadoua. What: Neighbors of the Onondaga Nation will gather in support of the Onondaga Nation’s land rights action filing to the Organization of American States. Where: Syracuse’s Inner Harbor, where Onondaga Creek begins its final flow into Onondaga Lake. When: Thursday, April 17, 5 p.m.

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GETTING THE WORD OUT ON CLIMATE CHANGE By Ed Griffin-Nolan While hundreds of Earth Day volunteers will be looking at the ground in search of trash this month, a Fayetteville retiree is hoping to get commuters to look up to the sky to see his message about the perils of a changing climate. Peter Wirth, an activist with Greening USA, has raised more than $4,500 from 90 people to buy billboard space across town to inform commuters of the need to reduce fossil fuel consumption. According to Wirth, this PR blitz signifies the launch of the Greening USA’s Climate Change Information and Advocacy Campaign, which he hopes will educate Central New Yorkers about the scientific basis for climate change and mobilize them to “put climate change on the political agenda in CNY.” If you are driving westbound on Interstate 690 on Earth Day, Tuesday, April 22, the Greening USA digital billboard will be visible near the Teall Avenue exit for 24 hours. The message is straightforward: Central New York needs to take action on climate change now. Since it might be considered counterproductive to drive your carbon emitting motor vehicle past Teall just to see the sign, Wirth and company want you to know that you can also see the message on digital billboards on James Street near Thompson Road in Eastwood and on Butternut Street near the Interstate 81 entrance ramp. The billboards at those locations will rotate on and off for a full week beginning April 22. No lonely polar bears or apocalyptic warnings here; the Greening USA message takes a rather stark, “just the facts” approach. In a press release announcing the campaign, Greening USA quotes from the most recent report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. “Observed impacts of climate change,” says the March 31 report, “have already affected agriculture, human health, ecosystems on land and in the oceans, water supplies and some people’s livelihoods. The striking feature of observed impacts is that they are occurring from the tropics to the poles, from small islands to large continents, and from the wealthiest countries to the poorest.” To back up its campaign, Greening USA has compiled more than 100 articles about the challenge of climate change at www.GreeningUSA.org/climate-change-info SNT

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WHY DO WE NEED A ‘MAJOR’ SUPERMARKET?

WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

By Kevin Samolis

By Bob Herz

(Editor’s note: Last week, Nicole T. Samolis wrote in this space about people who whine about downtown parking. She and her husband, Kevin, moved downtown in March 2011. Today, we hear from Kevin.)

“The other lynchpin for downtown is a supermarket. A major supermarket,” once lamented Bob Niedt. “The lack of a grocery store downtown has long been an issue for residents in the neighborhood,” wrote Kevin Tampone. I bet these talented Post-Standard reporters have visited a Wegmans grocery store once or twice; maybe even a member of their household goes once a week. They enjoy the vast selection and variety. The DeWitt Wegmans store has more than 50,306 different items. Yes, I counted online. So, why can’t I enjoy the greatness of Wegmans simply because I live downtown? Why do I need a downtown grocery store to make my Dey’s Plaza apartment viable?

“What about that midweek quart of milk or dozen eggs? Syracuse is both a walkable city and a drivable city.”

Syracuse itself is a major grocery store. This week we had a Thai pizza and steamed broccoli at Ale N Angus. It’s not on the menu, but if it’s in Matt Beach’s kitchen, he will prepare it however you want it. Monday was a long day at SKY Armory, so take-out from Otro Cinco was the ticket. Still blows my mind that I can get a threecourse meal for two for less than $30. Tip: Always order the specials, you

You drive to work downtown from your suburban Liverpool, Manlius and Cazenovia homes five days a week, yet one five-minute drive to DeWitt on Sunday afternoon to the mecca of food shopping is repugnant? The last thing downtown needs is a “major” supermarket. I don’t need to feel guilty driving past it every week on my way to Wegmans. What about that midweek quart of milk or dozen eggs? Syracuse is both a walkable city and a drivable city. I can walk the two blocks to Alamo’s Food Market for the eggs. But I’m not going to walk with 10 bags of groceries from your major downtown supermarket on Sunday. I am going to drive to that utopia of a grocery store, in DeWitt.

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will enjoy a vast and ever changing variety of excellent Spanish and Mexican fare. But don’t deny me the pleasure of shopping Wegmans with your romantic dreams of yesteryear about what a downtown should look like. SNT Kevin Samolis and his wife, Nicole, are redeveloping the former Wells & Coverly building, between South Salina and South Clinton streets.

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Should you lose your job for a thought crime? One unrelated to your job? In George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984, a thought crime is the criminal act of holding unspoken beliefs or doubts that oppose or question the ruling party. Mozilla, the not-forprofit owner of the Firefox browser, hired and fired CEO Bendan Eich in a whirlwind 11-day span. Bad publicity centered on Eich from several groups led company officials to see him as a problem for its market share and business standing, and they got rid of him. (“Resigned” is the public posture, though resignation under pressure is pretty much the same thing as fired.) Companies hire and fire CEOs for all kinds of reasons all the time, and it’s no problem, a big so what. What’s a problem is this: “I never saw any kind of behavior or attitude from him that was not in line with Mozilla’s values of inclusiveness.” So said Mozilla Executive Chairwoman Mitchell Baker, in whose name the company issued its official statement on the firing. But then, what had Eich done? A thought crime, the evidence for which is that six years ago he contributed $1,000 to California’s Prop 8, a state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage that was later nullified by federal courts. That’s it, nothing more, and nothing central to his job at Mozilla: No claim of discriminatory behavior, or of behavior transgressing Mozilla’s culture, or concerning his operational or engineering talents. Note that Eich was no interloper at Mozilla. He was company co-founder, its chief technology officer for nine years and creator of JavaScript and the Rust programming language. Impressive. But none of that mattered to the company or to his critics compared to that 6-year-old act, the proof of his transgression. Baker’s official company statement on the firing pointed only to that prior act as making his relationship with the company impossible (“people are hurt and angry”), and then she said, astoundingly, that Mozilla’s culture

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“reflects diversity and inclusiveness” and that it “welcomes contributions from everyone. … Our culture of openness extends to encouraging staff and community to share their beliefs and opinions in public …” But, isn’t it philosophically corrupt to use the term “inclusiveness” to justify exclusiveness, and the term “diversity” to enforce conformity? Is it not hypocritical for a company to say that it “welcomes contributions” of “beliefs and opinions in public” and demonstrate it by firing someone who shared beliefs and opinions in public? It’s Orwellian language pollution. Eich’s thought crime had to be punished. Yet his views in 2008 were orthodox, held at the time by President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and by the 7 million Californians (52 percent of the electorate) who voted for Proposition 8. They are views held by most people throughout history and still held today by devout Catholics, Jews and Muslims. Are all these people to be excluded from future CEO searches, per Baker’s corporate executive criteria? Think as we think, feel as we feel, now and forever, or lose your livelihood, standing and reputation. Is this really what she meant, or what any of us want? I believe that the issues raised by this controversy are broader than any individual position on same-sex marriage and are potentially destructive to core values of a civil society. Debate is good for an open and democratic society, but corrupting the language destroys any possibility of civilized discussion, and leads, as in this case, to acts of bullying and threats whose purpose is to deprive people of their livelihoods for reasons unrelated to job performance. Bigotry is defined as “intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself.” What this instance shows is that no one has a corner on it. It is one of those horrible vices that anyone can participate in, even those who consider themselves the most open and who often seem to call the loudest for tolerance and inclusiveness. What should have happened? As a thought experiment, try this: Imagine Eich’s thought crime to have been the reverse of what it was, that he was drummed out of Mozilla for supporting same-sex marriage. What then would be the cry, and the outcome? SNT

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In a continuation of last week’s Campbell Conversation, Grant Reeher speaks with Tom Drake, a former senior executive with the National Security Agency who was prosecuted after blowing the whistle on an NSA data collection program, and Susan Wood, a former assistant commissioner for women’s health for the Food and Drug Administration who resigned in 2005 in protest when the FDA postponed approval for the morning-after birth control pill.

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TD: I could not remain silent in the face of the Constitution being subverted by my own government. I could not remain silent … so I ended up blowing the whistle through multiple channels. … I started within NSA. So I went to my immediate supervisor. I ended up talking to one of the attorneys in the Office of the General Counsel as well as others. Ultimately, I went to two 9/11 Congressional investigations, to staffers on the two intel committees in Congress as well as to the Department of Defense Office of the Inspector General. GR: You mentioned that this was in violation of the Constitution. Just give me a brief explanation of what was it in violation of? TD: The NSA, there is history here that is very dark. NSA in the ’40s, ’50s, ’60s and on into the ’70s under the Nixon administration — it was discovered that NSA had been in violation of American rights, spying on Americans. And so a legal regime was put into place in 1978 in the Carter administration called the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. That regime existed for 23 years, and they simply unchained themselves from the Fourth Amendment after 9/11. GR: Susan, you worked in a completely different area, the FDA. What was the problem that you encountered? Susan Wood (SW): The FDA was considering the approval of emergency contraception, which is just high-dose birth control pills, as an over-the-counter product. And it was being blocked repeatedly, against the scientific and medical advice of essentially everyone, both internal experts as well as external ex-

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perts. There was great consensus that this was a public health and individual health matter; this should have been a routine approval. … The leadership of the FDA and the political leadership beyond were essentially coming in and interfering with how FDA should make its decisions. … It really sort of crossed the line, and I felt I really could no longer represent the agency — certainly not as the face of women’s health there, and so I resigned. GR: What was the kind of reaction did you get after you went public with this? SW: It was very interesting. First of all, I got a lot more publicity and notoriety than I ever imagined. I was thinking maybe I would get one line on page 10 of The Washington Post, but instead it was on the front page. I think it actually got a lot of support from both my colleagues inside FDA who felt that they had been totally ignored and the process had been abused and things turned on its head, and … I also got a lot of support from the communities that I want to remain in good standing with: the medical community, the scientific community. The only people who raised objections were people actually from the sort of far edge of the right wing, who were objecting, and who apparently had the influence to make the change to begin with. There was very little public push-back because the science and the medical evidence was clear; the fact that FDA was off track was pretty clear, so it was hard to make arguments against what I was saying and doing. GR: Did your doing this have any change in the policy? Was there any effect there ultimately? SW: Well, it’s a 10-year-long story. It started in 2003, with the first application. I resigned in 2005. The first temporary partial approval occurred at 2006. … however, it was not resolved until 2013, because even the Obama administration was trying to block final full approval. And it took legal action and courts here in New York state to finally take it into the finale of the story, when it is finally approved fully over the counter today. GR: Tom, were you fired for your whistle blowing, or did you resign? TD: I ultimately resigned from NSA in April 2008 when it

WHISTLEBLOWERS became clear that the government was going to permanently revoke my (security) clearance, which is a condition of continued employment. GR: What did you personally lose when you lost this employment string?

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TD: Income, option to retire, no pension, went into severe debt. GR: Did you get drawn into a larger political argument surrounding the issues that you are involved in? TD: Well, my case was seminal. The Obama administration wanted to make me exhibit number one in speaking truth to power. … It was clear that they considered my actions — although they had actually taken place under the Bush administration — a way to send an extraordinarily chilling message to any other potential whistleblower or anybody who would speak truth to power, particularly in the national security sector.

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GR: Susan, what do you think was the difference in you doing this when we know that most employees do not? Why you, do you think? SW: At that time, I was the face of women’s health at the agency. It was sort of a personal integrity kind of thing. If I had been sitting somewhere else in the agency where I wasn’t supposed to be the public face of how FDA handled women’s health issues, I might have been able to put up a wall and say that’s not about me. GR: Tom, what do you think made you do this when other people didn’t? TD: Well, I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution and the idea of how to govern ourselves — a grand experiment launched over 220 years ago — and I could not stand idly by. And if I did, I would simply be an accomplice to the crime. Standing aside watching this subversion of the Constitution … standing aside without saying anything about intelligence that NSA had never shared about 9/11, that had buried it and had it covered up … it was an act of conscience, and it was

LOCAL LUNCH FEAT. MUSIC FROM LOCAL BANDS never about me. It was always about who we were as people, who we were as Americans, and I was not going to break that faith with the American people. GR: Did you know what you were in for?

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TD: Yes. Some people have actually called me naïve in the past, as if I didn’t know what I was doing. I think in part it was because of where I was positioned within the national security establishment. I was at rather senior levels. … I knew that by going to the press that at a minimum I was in violation of an administrative policy because I was having unauthorized contact with a reporter, and I knew that I could lose my job and I knew given the climate that they could actually move against me. And so, in 2005, when that blockbuster article was published in The New York Times by Eric Lichtblau and James Risen, and because so few people knew about the secret surveillance programs, I knew it was just a matter of when, not if, that the national security investigation was launched — a massive multi-million dollar investigation looking into who were the sources for those reporters of The New York Times. I knew I was going to ultimately get caught up in that investigation. GR: Susan, what kept you going through this? Support from outside or more from within? SW: Well, I think it is always both, right? But I think within, my position on this was really defending science and defending how decisions are made about our health and our health policy. … So, that conviction really kept me going. I never felt that I made the wrong decision or I shouldn’t have done it or I should have done something else. I think the decisions that were laid out in front of me left me very clear options, and I took the one that was best for me. The fact that I had colleagues and communities — the scientific community, health community, women’s health community — that were very supportive certainly helped me bolster what I was doing and helped amplify the message. But for my own personal

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IN HER OWN WORDS

DR. CYNTHIA MORROW:

A MATTER OF TRUST

n April 1, I resigned from my position as commissioner of health in Onondaga County. When I was asked by the Syracuse New Times to tell my story, in my own words, I hesitated. So much had already been said. However, the ongoing interest in the story and my need to be responsive to our community prompted me to reconsider. These are my parting thoughts as I transition out of public service.

There were many contributing factors that led me to resign, but the most pressing was the county administration’s decision to move maternal and child health programs out of the Onondaga County Health Department in the 2015 budget process. Maternal and child health is a core public health function that should be delivered in a well-established and successful health model of service delivery under the direct supervision of a physician, as it is in Onondaga County at this time. Because there is a long history of success in and rationale for having maternal and child health programs in the Onondaga County Health Department, I believe that the burden of proof must be on the county administration to justify moving these critical services to an untested model of service delivery. To date, no justification has been provided other than that the departments exist in silos. I have proposed several no-risk, no-cost strategies that could improve communication and coordination immediately. The county’s proposed strategy simply moves maternal and child health programs from one silo to another and, in doing so, creates a whole new set of risks. My physician training requires that I do no harm, and therefore I could not participate in a process that poses an unnecessary threat to the health of our community. There are many potentially harmful ramifications to the decision to transition maternal and child health programs from the Health Department to two other departments. First, because maternal and child health is considered a core public health function, the state and federal infrastructure to support it is in the New York State Health Department and the Department of Health and Human Services. Carving these services out of public health takes programs away from the systems that support them. Second, program participation is likely to decrease as clients begin to associate services with child protective services and the juvenile justice system. The Onondaga County Health Department has worked diligently to cultivate a safe and nurturing environment for women and babies, rebranding the “Division of Maternal and Child

Health” into “Healthy Families” in 2011 in response to clients’ and partners’ concerns that is was too closely associated with other governmental services. Referrals to Healthy Families programs increased in 2012. It is risky to underestimate the distrust that community members may have for government. Third, there are potentially significant legal and fiscal implications to this decision that require discussion with the Health Department’s regulatory and funding agencies, but these agencies were not consulted before the decision was made. Fourth, public health preparedness relies on a trained staff. Most of the clinical response team is in the Healthy Families programs. Not having these staff members in the Health Department threatens the ability to respond to a public health threat in a timely and effective manner. And, finally, the Health Department is in the process of becoming accredited but will need to withdraw from the process because of this change. While accreditation is voluntary, it can increase trust in local public health agencies. Furthermore, within a few years, accreditation status will impact local health departments’ ability to receive competitive funding. While my physician training taught me to focus on risk/benefit analyses, my public health training taught me to look more closely at root causes of problems. In reflecting on my career in county government, especially over the events of the past three months, I realized that the root cause of my resignation was not the decision itself — however strongly I disagree with it — but was the recognition that I could no longer function effectively with the current county administration. I believe that it is incumbent upon those in public service to earn their community’s trust through transparency, accountability, responsiveness and public engagement. During my tenure, the Onondaga County Health Department consistently sought to build the community’s trust in each of these areas. The Health Department developed a close partnership with the media to ensure the public was informed on public health issues. We dramatically increased data available on our website as

the public portal to community health information. We embraced social media, opening Facebook accounts, texting clients and entering the world of Twitter. The Health Department staff strengthened the culture of continuous quality improvement, embarked on a mission to achieve accreditation and spent more than two years developing a comprehensive strategic plan to ensure accountability. Our reputation for being responsive to community needs was enhanced by departmentwide customer service training. And while there is still much work to be done to increase public engagement, collaboration with partners throughout the community became a priority, as did our efforts to hear directly from community members through focus groups, community meetings and other opportunities. I believe that all public servants should work continuously to earn the public’s trust. I feel that the manner in which the decision was made to move maternal and child health programs out of the Health Department was inconsistent with my expectations of public service. Over the past few days, I have been asked if I regret my decision. I regret that the county administration and I were not able to work together to address the concerns I had. I regret that there has been so much conflict, especially because it was preventable. I do not regret my decision to resign. I believe that it triggered a community dialogue not only about the importance of maternal and child health services and how these services should be delivered but also about public service. This dialogue has provided me with hope. Hope has come from the kind, supportive words of legislators as dedicated to transparency as I am. Hope has come from the medical community’s rallying to protect the public’s health and to demand accountability. And hope has come from the overwhelming response from other community members proving that they have a strong voice about this decision. I hope that it is heard. SNT

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decision, it largely came from this conviction that we have to have an FDA and a broader health system that really looks at the evidence, takes it seriously and uses it to benefit people and doesn’t politicize it to the detriment of women’s health or others. GR: Tom, what sustained you? TD: I wasn’t going to let National Security walk all over our Constitution and erode what was the heart and foundation of the American experience. I just wasn’t. As I have quoted from a Star Trek movie, The Wrath of Khan, when Spock told Kirk, “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.” It was always about the future that we wanted to keep in this country and as a nation and as a people. GR: Finally, Tom, what professional or creative achievement in your life has surprised you the most? TD: Well, I went through a devastating personal ordeal by blowing the whistle. I think what I am surprised by is the faith that I have in American people and other citizens around the world who recognized that the sovereignty of the individual

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really does matter. And it is important to protect and defend it. GR: And Susan? SW: Well, I was going to say something else, but now I think the thing that actually surprised me the most was when FDA changed its mind at least partially one year after my resignation. That truly caught me by surprise. I did not think that they would even cave even a little bit at that stage in the process, so it surprises me when the change actually happens. NEXT WEEK One of Syracuse’s most intriguing mayors is Democrat James McGuire, who in 1896 bucked a Republican establishment to be elected, at 26 years of age. This week on the Campbell Conversations, host Grant Reeher talks with McGuire’s biographer, Onondaga County Court Judge Joseph Fahey, about the mayor’s times, his legacy and his controversial activism on behalf of Irish independence. The new book is titled James K. McGuire:Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist. SNT

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RAPE, RECOVERY, REFORM The stories of survivors of rape are often told only through news reports on court proceedings. Their names aren’t usually included, and neither are their stories of recovery. In her memoir, Laura Gray-Rosendale writes her own story of her rape while she was a student at Syracuse University. Renée K. Gadoua writes about Gray-Rosendale’s experiences and about how things have changed for victims since the 1988 attack. A search through the archives of Syracuse’s two daily newspapers in 1988 and 1989 reveals seven short articles about the Nov. 20, 1988, rape of a woman in an apartment near Syracuse University. In about 1,350 words each, the newspapers outlined the arrest and legal procedures following an incident that forever changed the life of an unnamed woman, her family and her friends. “The son of a well-known attorney arrested three weeks ago on drug charges was accused Sunday of brutally raping and beating a Syracuse woman,” The Post-Standard reported Nov. 21, 1988, on Page A7. “Michael E. Holm, 23, of 132 Pine Ridge Road, Fayetteville, was charged with first-degree rape and four counts of second-degree assault after a struggle left two police officers and a police captain slightly injured.” Those curt, clipped phrases offer just one account of what happened. Laura Gray-Rosendale spent nearly 25 years trying to square the news accounts with her own memories. The result is her riveting 2013 memoir, College Girl (State University of

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More Rapes, Then Progress On Nov. 20, 1989, exactly one year after Michael E. Holm raped Laura Gray in a university-area apartment, a New York Times article chronicled a disturbing series of rapes at Syracuse University. One woman was raped in the bushes near the chancellor’s residence at 300 Comstock Ave. Six rapes were reported in two months. Two rapes had been reported in the previous two years combined. An SU official told the Times that SU did not have a larger problem with rape than other campuses, but said, “Rape victims, who often are reluctant to report attacks to the authorities for fear of not being believed, now come forward.” At the time, SU was planning to open a center that would assist rape victims and educate students about sexual violence. The campus also pledged to develop an official policy that included disciplinary measures and encouraged students to report assault to police and SU officials. Both the advocacy center and SU’s policy came too late to help Gray.  — Renée K. Gadoua

New York Press). The book raises nuanced questions about language, storytelling, memory and truth. She also draws attention to the troubling reality of sexual assault and rape of college students and the continuing need to improve colleges’ accountability in addressing the crimes. The spare facts of the 1988 rape make the case worthy of a Law & Order: SVU episode. Police officers charged into the woman’s bedroom and found the accused rapist holding a screwdriver near a partially clothed woman on a bed. The man claimed to be the woman’s boyfriend, and then tried to escape. The man’s father was Melvin E. Holm, a prominent local lawyer who had been accused in the previous weeks of offering cocaine Laura Gray-Rosendale. Tangled Lilac Photography in exchange for sex with a prostitute. He had also been charged with drunken The author writes dreamlike descripdriving on a number of occasions. tions recounting her shock and confusion The grandfather of the accused, Melvin as events unravel: the close friend who C. Holm, was the former CEO of Carrier faithfully accompanies her; her parents’ Corp., which at the time was one of emotional distance as they deal with their the county’s largest employers. He had divorce; the confusing legal system; a served as chair of SU’s board of trustees college culture oblivious to her pain. from 1975 to 1981, and Carrier donated Gray-Rosendale survived another trau$2.75 million for naming rights to the ma that semester when a close friend and university’s $27 million domed stadium, confidante who was studying abroad in completed in 1980. London was killed Dec. 21, 1988, with 34 If this were a television drama, the more SU students and 200 others when wealth and prominence of Holm’s a terrorist bomb blew up Pan Am Flight family would provide a dramatic twist 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland. and suggestions of special treatment. The “I wasn’t able to grieve what happened details suggest a case that could easily be to me until I grieved the loss of Miriam,” resolved. But Gray-Rosendale’s memoir Gray-Rosendale said. “She was taken describes a resolution that was both simso violently and unexpectedly. I had so pler and more complex. much trouble making sense of what hap“A fistful of my hair jerks me back. pened to her and our classmates and what There’s a slabby male figure leaning happened to me.” over me, pants bunched around his hips. She credits Miriam (one of the few I screech into the blackness, my fingers real names in the book) with inspiring hunting for my glasses,” she writes. “A her to finish her memoir. “She of all hand shuts off my scream. ...” people would have wanted me to do it,”

Gray-Rosendale said a month after the 25th anniversary of the Pan Am 103 bombing. “She was about speaking out, and I carry Miriam’s memory with me.” Despite immeasurable grief, shock and distraction, Gray-Rosendale graduated summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa in May 1990. (She later earned two master’s degrees and a doctorate at SU.) By the time Gray-Rosendale finished her senior year, Holm was in state prison, serving a sentence of four to 12 years. In August 1989, he accepted a plea bargain; he was convicted not of rape, but of first-degree burglary.  It wasn’t until years later that Gray-Rosendale learned the legal details of the plea bargain that meant Holm never admitted that he raped her. While recovering from post-traumatic stress during graduate school, she began research to make sense of what happened. Over the course of nearly two dozen years, she turned to her journals; contacted her college roommates; collected medical and police reports; and met with a member of the Onondaga County District Attorney’s Office. She wrote several drafts of her story, which she called therapeutic, but not complete. “I had to be through with any self-pity that might muddy the experience, and I had to know enough to tell the story,” she said. “I could have rushed it. I wasn’t ready.” Her journal includes one especially troubling record: notes about a phone call on Thursday, Jan. 26, 1989, from an unidentified female SU dean. “Did I know that (Holm’s) grandfather is the president of the city’s single-largest employer?” the dean asks, according to the journal. “Did I know his grandfather is on the university’s Board of Trustees?

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PROGRESS SINCE 1988

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Syracuse University created the RAPE (Rape, Advocacy, Prevention and Education) Center, now called the Advocacy Center, to assist students affected by interpersonal violence and educate students about sexual and relationship violence.

Federal Clery Act passed, requiring colleges and universities that participate in federal financial aid programs to keep and share information about crime on or near campus. It is named for Jeanne Clery, Lehigh University freshman who was raped and murdered in her dorm in 1986.

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In a prepared statement, SU said it could not confirm that the exchange had occurred. “This was 25 years ago and we don’t have any specific university records about this matter, so we are not able to verify what’s included in the memoir,” the statement says. “We can speak to our protocols today. We take any allegation of sexual violence seriously, and we have a series of policies and procedures in place to ensure that any allegation is promptly reported to and investigated by local law enforcement authorities.” Gray-Rosendale understands that response. She’s active with survivor groups and said she wrote her book, in part, to make it easier for others to tell their stories and find their way to recovery. She also advocates for strong college policies and laws that hold colleges responsible for making campuses safer. Gray-Rosendale did not contact SU when she was writing her memoir, nor did she name her rapist. “I saw it as my own story and not about the university,” she said.

Onondaga County District Attorney’s Office creates the Special Victims Bureau. Staff are trained to deal sensitively with victims of sex crimes.

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Did I know that this man is responsible for the largest sports complex on the university campus?” The woman describes Holm as “such a nice, polite, well-mannered boy. … Honestly, it’s hard to believe he’d do something like this.” Gray-Rosendale was clear about the intent of the call: “I know they don’t really care how I am, that they’re after something, want to figure something out,” she wrote. “It could be whether I can be swayed not to testify against him if I learn who he is. It could be whether I’m going to make trouble for the university.” Twenty-five years later, Gray-Rosendale, a professor of English at Northern Arizona University, in Flagstaff, Ariz., downplays the suggestion that SU pressured her because of Holm’s family connections. “I don’t fault SU for responding in that way,” she said. “What I fault is the lack of protocols in place. I do not know who that person was to this day. I do think it is reasonable to say the system was not great. The system was broken.”

Randi Bregman, an executive of Vera House, a Syracuse agency that works to end sexual assault and domestic violence, had not heard Gray-Rosendale’s story, but she said Gray-Rosendale’s experience follows typical patterns. Bregman agrees that stronger laws and a better relationship between SU and law enforcement show major progress since 1988, but stressed sexual crimes still occur too often and too many victims do not find the support they need. It’s also not unusual for someone to try to dissuade a victim from pursuing charges against an attacker, Bregman said. “That’s a common experience,” she said. “It says to a victim, ‘We’re not really concerned about what happens to you.’ There’s so many places we still see the rush to protect the alleged perpetrator.”  Bregman said the district attorney’s creation of the Special Victims Bureau in 1992 and the 1996 creation of Onondaga County’s Abused Persons Unit reflect important positive steps toward coordinating services to help victims.

Sex Offender Act (commonly known as Megan’s Law) requires law enforcement agencies to make information available to the public regarding registered sex offenders.

In 1990, the federal Clery Act (originally known as the Crime Awareness and Campus Security Act) was passed. It requires colleges and universities that participate in federal financial aid programs to keep and share information about crime on and near campus. The U.S. Department of Education monitors reporting, and colleges that do not comply face fines and risk federal financial aid programs. SU has also made changes. “All allegations of sexual assault or rape, even those that are reported as third party or anonymous, are reported to the campus law enforcement agency, the Syracuse University Department of Public Safety,” the university said in written responses to questions. Public Safety reports each case immediately to Syracuse police and the District Attorney’s office. Bregman noted that laws intended to help victims could also hinder them from reporting rape. “The offender’s name has to be reported, which often identifies the victim,” she said. “A victim may be exploring her options and not ready to report it.”

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The 1999 New York Times bestselling memoir “Lucky” tells the story of another Syracuse University student’s experience with rape. Alice Sebold was raped by a stranger in Thornden Park in May 1981. The book’s title comes from a remark from the police. After she reported the crime, police noted that she should consider herself “lucky” since a young woman had once been murdered near where she was raped. Sebold is a 1984 SU graduate. She studied with some of SU’s greatest writing teachers, including Tess Gallagher, Raymond Carver, Tobias Wolff and Hayden Carruth. She is also the author of the 2004 novel “The Lovely Bones.” Paramount produced a movie based on the book in 2010. In a New York Times essay a decade before her memoir was published, Sebold wrote about her rape. “The wall of silence and assumptions that surround the crime are one of the most painful results of rape,” she wrote. “It is a sad fact that despite increased attention to the issue, opinion is still shaped by a dark collection of stereotypes.”

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— Renée K. Gadoua

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According to the news accounts of Holm’s sentencing, his lawyer blamed alcohol for the crime. That is a misconception that continues today, Bregman said. “I don’t believe alcohol abuse causes an assault like this,” she said. “People like to see alcohol and drugs as an excuse.” Changes made since the late 1980s mean “there’s a clear understanding that a sex crime is a crime and there’s going to be an investigation,” said Rick Trunfio, first chief assistant district attorney. Trunfio was the first to lead the department’s Special Victims Bureau and met with Gray-Rosendale. Trunfio reviewed the case in response to questions about how the DA’s office would handle the case today. “This was ready to go to trial,” he said. “We didn’t just plead it out. At some point, there was a decision we’d be better off to plead this case.” In 1989, first-degree burglary carried the same penalty as a charge of first-degree rape. The sentencing guidelines allowed a maximum of 8 1/3 to 25 years in prison. Now, the minimum sentence for first-degree rape is five years. Even if Holm had been sentenced on the rape charge, he would not have been placed on a sex-offender registry, Trunfio pointed out. It wasn’t until 1994 that Megan’s Law was passed, requiring states to pass legislation forcing sex offenders to register with state sex offender registries. “The elements for rape require the victim to say, ‘he forcibly penetrated me,’” Trunfio said. “The facts that he’s found in an apartment with evidence of a break-in, he’s tied her up and has a weapon don’t mean we’d get a conviction.” Unlike in television crime dramas, “There’s no such thing as a slam dunk,” he said.

Onondaga County creates Abused Persons Unit, which led to a single, countywide team to investigate all sex crimes in Syracuse and Onondaga County. The agreement includes the security departments at Syracuse University and Le Moyne College.

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What’s best for the victim is also part of the equation, he said, and sometimes the victim is not mentally strong enough to face the rapist in court. He rejects the suggestion the DA’s office was pressured by the Holm family’s wealth and prominence. “If people buy into that, it means they have no faith in the system,” he said. Trunfio was careful not to criticize colleagues who handled the case. (Bob Wildridge was district attorney at the time.) He said changes in sentencing guidelines and laws, such as requiring sex offender registries, would likely have led to a longer prison term for Holm. Holm was released from state prison in 1997, after serving eight years. “Do I think it was enough? No,” Trunfio said. “We would have insisted on a much lengthier sentence in a plea bargain.” It is unclear where Holm is living. A search of the state Department of Corrections public records indicates he has not been convicted of another crime in New York. His father, Melvin E. Holm, died in 2002 in a car crash in Florida. He was 60. His grandfather, Melvin C. Holm, died in 1991 at 74. Gray-Rosendale doesn’t focus on Holm. “When someone gets run over by a truck, you don’t focus on the make and model, you focus on the fact that you got run over,”

she said. “What I meant to do was to convey my experience and not write an expose.” Her book is an attempt to address the science and experience of memory. “(Post-traumatic stress disorder) shapes the narratives that all survivors have around sexual violence,” she said. “All survivors have lapses in memory.” And while her research filled in gaps, her recollection remains intact. “The memories of that particular night are indelibly etched,” she said. “They haven’t changed in 25 years.” Her research solidified another truth: “Surviving sexual assault is not a private thing,” she said. “Often it’s a very public crime and affects a lot of people.”  She chose the memoir form as a way to challenge the idea that there is only one story. “There are always multiple sets of perspectives on one act,” she said. “There’s this idea of truth in memoir about being as truthful as we can. The genre itself has relied on some fallacies that there can be just one story. That’s never the case.” For her, that meant stories of one roommate barricading herself in her own room during the attack; another who ran downstairs and called the police; and her parents and a brother dealing with family troubles. In her research, she heard details she didn’t know and learned of people’s recollections, sometimes conflicting.

In the book, her parents seem especially inept. With time, Gray-Rosendale has overcome her disappointment at that. “At the time, I felt very alone,” she said. “Families are illequipped to handle this. There is not a roadmap. There is no one way. I do wish they could have been stronger and more involved at the time. I realized a long time ago this was not a possibility for them, and I forgave them for it.” Since the book’s publication, Gray-Rosendale has received many letters, phone calls and emails from survivors and families. Students at Northern Arizona University seek her advice. “There are many more avenues for survivors today,” she said. “There are ways to file a criminal suit, and universities are being held responsible far more than they were.” The newspaper accounts never mention the rape victim by name, a practice most media outlets still follow. The victim, The Post-Standard reported on Nov. 21, 1988, “was treated at Crouse Irving Memorial Hospital for scratches to the neck and leg and released.” The victim is not mentioned in subsequent stories about Holm’s indictment, plea and sentencing. Her memoir gave Gray-Rosendale a chance to tell her story. “Now I feel like I do own the narrative,” she said. “I’m in a different place about it. It is an experience that has shaped my life and always will.” SNT

Jenna’s Law (NY Sentencing Reform Act of 1998) eliminated the possibility of parole release for all violent felony offenders in New York State. All violent felony offenders sentenced to state prison must now serve 6/7 of their sentence before being released.

WHITE HOUSE COMMITMENT President Barack Obama created the White House Task Force to Protect Students from Sexual Assault during a Jan. 22 event for the Council on Women and Girls. Here are excerpts from his remarks. “… It is estimated that one in five women on college campuses has been sexually assaulted during their time there… Three years ago, we sent every school district, college and university that receives federal funding new instructions clarifying their legal obligations to prevent and respond to sexual assault. And we have seen progress, including an inspiring wave of student-led activism, and a growing number of students who found the courage to come forward and report attacks. “…Today I will sign a presidential memorandum creating the White House Task Force to Protect Students from Sexual Assault. And we’re going to work with colleges and universities and educational institutions of all kinds across America to help them come up with better ways to prevent and respond to sexual assault on their campuses. … “Some of you have worked on these issues for years. You know how long it took for our country to get to where we are now. And it didn’t just take new laws. It took a fundamental change in our culture — a shift in our attitudes about how we think about sexual violence, and how much we value the lives and dignity of our wives and sisters and daughters and sons. … But now it’s up to each of us — every single one of us — to keep up that momentum.”

ABOUT THE AUTHOR OF COLLEGE GIRL • Laura Gray-Rosendale is an associate professor of English at Northern Arizona University  • SU education: Bachelor of arts in English, 1990; master of arts in English, 1993; master of philosophy, 1996; doctorate in humanities, 1997 • Has written several books, including “Rethinking Basic Writing,” “Alternative Rhetorics,” “Fractured Feminisms,” “Radical Relevance,” and “Pop Perspectives” • “College Girl” was published in 2013 by State University of New York Press • Gray-Rosendale addressed concerns about legislation to hold colleges accountable for sex crimes in “Making Campuses Safer From Rape,” published in the Chronicle of Higher Education, August 26, 2013, http://bit.ly/1m8tgP0

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TOPIC: TECH

Pope Francis, known as “the hip Pope,” paused after his Palm Sunday off-the-cuff speech homily to take a selfie with some TAKE crowd members. Extra cool-guy points for this one, though not his first photo of the kind.

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REGARDING ROBOTS Modern robotics has taken a step toward bridging the gap between reality and science fiction. It is one of the greatest moments in movie history. (Spoiler alert!) A mother and son watch an android that stares at them with one human-looking eye and one torn open to reveal its menacing robotic form. The machine instructs the mother to end it by lowering it into a cauldron of burning lava. “You must lower me down,” says the monster, “I cannot self-terminate.” The boy runs to the machine man and embraces him, begging and crying for him not to go. The machine, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, seems stoic. “Goodbye,” The Terminator says to them. The mother lowers it into the fire, and it is gone. Things like that only happen in the movies, right? Nope. As far back as 1939, a “humanoid” named Elektro (cheesy, right?) debuted at the World’s Fair. He stood seven feet tall and could speak 700 words (using a record player), walk by voice command, and blow up balloons. The Japanese had invented a similar model 10 years earlier. The first autonomous robots followed in the late 1940s in Britain, followed by an onslaught of factory-based machines causing lay-offs in companies like General Motors throughout the ’60s. Machines could be constructed to perform tasks otherwise harmful, fatal or impossible for the human body to withstand and either replaced humans or took them into technological and performance realms we had never seen. Robot lore dates as far back as the ancient Greeks. There are accounts of “golden maidens” and the like in historical literature that confirm at least the notion of autonomous machinery was there. Subsequent inventions, such as the innovations and concepts of Leonardo Da

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Vinci made from simple machines brushed the surface of what we now call “robot,” a term coined in Czech literature in the 1920s. Modern robotics has taken an incredible step forward. Advanced “autonomous” units have been constructed and developed to perform a wide variety of complex tasks including not only manufacturing, transport and exploration but also surgery, defense and experimentation. A great deal of funding has gone into this in an effort to spur us on to the Jetsons era, which sadly, may turn into the Wall-E era in more ways than one, as humans turn into creatures dependent on subservient technology. In 2012, a quadrupedal military “Cheetah,” used as a multi-terrain pack horse, clocked in as the world’s fastest robot at 28 miles per hour (that’s three miles faster than a human sprint). Its brothers and cousins, Atlas, Petman, Sandflea and Rise, make up a formidable land-based team that is being tested by the U.S. military for full operational use. Google has recently announced its investment in Savioke, a robot-making company, with plans to develop machines for settings such as restaurants, hospitals, and hotels. In a world where human charm cannot be replaced, a move toward faster, more efficient conveniences is upon us and opens up a world of possibilities and danger. It’s going to be an exciting next couple of decades. Wouldn’t you agree? (Turns and looks to R2-D2, who bleeps and shakes “his” “head.”) SNT

WHAT’S HOT: Amazon plans to announce its first smartphone in early June, with a retail date sometime in

September to jumpstart the holiday shopping season, which now begins before back-to-school season. Insiders say the phone will be capable of producing 3D holograms without the use of external eyewear to enhance gaming, GPS systems, and texting your mum. • Additionally, Amazon, the world’s largest online retailer, also announced a follow up to its Fire TV: a “magic wand” (no joke) device that will allow customers to order additional groceries from home by scanning barcodes without logging on to their computers.

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Caught up to a few local celebrities and asked them what their favorite piece of tech is and why.

IPHONE GUY

“I’m an iPhone guy. Love the ability to work across multiple platforms with my tiny little machine.” — Chris Fowler, executive director of Syracuse First

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“I love my simple point-and-shoot camera. In the grand scheme of things, it is a dying piece of technology, but I love to keep things alive.” — Chris Malone, author of “The Inevitable Coffee Ring” on SyracuseNew Times.com and also “The Infinite Abyss(es).” I got a text three hours later that said, “I should say an actual book,” which is very Malone-like to cherish classically bound paper.

Some Really Important Trends in Social Media 1) The 3D Panoramic View The German photographer Jonas Ginter finally creates an astonishing panoramic setup using 6 GoPro cameras to create a truly spectacular finish. I’m not gonna knock this one — this is truly great stuff.

2) Happy Videos In case you haven’t seen the Syracuse New Times version in Downtown Syracuse that went viral (compliments of my friends Ty Marshal and Michael John Heagerty of NOexcuses) check it out on our YouTube page. After Farrell’s hit single sprung out of Despicable Me 2, the film it was created for, not only did his studio produce “24 Hours of Happy,” but countless groups across the world made their own “Happy” videos. This can only go on so long.

3) Trending Hashtags #AfterSexSelfies on Instagram: And you thought regular selfies were bad. For people who just don’t care if the whole world watches. Some might call that porn. #CockinaSock: UK Facebook page Cock-In-A-Sock started the campaign to raise awareness for testicular cancer. But first, the ladies of the UK came up with a campaign to raise awareness and donations for cancer research ... SNT

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It’s time for you to re-enact Edvard Munch’s The Scream. The annual Salt City Horror Fest comes to the Palace Theatre on Saturday.

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At one time, Draft Day was supposed to be about the Buffalo Bills. Then Ohio ponied up more cash for the producers.

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The 2014-2015 season for Syracuse Stage features an array of new shows. It’s not just the classics or Broadway retreads.

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An independent music label in Syracuse has helped bands take the next step in their development.

pg. 30 Gallery 4040, New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 4569540. Through May 23: Constructivism, 21 photographs by Robert Graham. Featured Image CONSTRUCTIVISM LXXXI, Metro Tunnel: Washington, D.C.

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Topic: Film

Hollywood is releasing five religious-themed films this year. Joining the current Noah and God’s Not Dead and TAKe February’s Son of God will be Heaven Is for Real (this month) and Exodus (December).

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Another Costner sports Gem Draft Day begins with Kevin Costner’s serious character, Sonny Weaver Jr., facing the current biggest dilemma in his life. The NFL draft will commence in 12 hours. The general manager of the Cleveland Browns is at a crossroads. After the last season, he fired his father, legendary Browns coach Sonny Weaver Sr. Then his father died. So he hired a coach who won the Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys. Coach Penn, played with ring-wielding swagger by Denis Leary, wants to draft a running back. He’s got an owner who’s itching for success on the field. Anthony Molina, played with rich-man arrogance by Syracuse University graduate Frank Langella, wants the moves made this day to make a big splash. He’s got members of the doggedly loyal and vociferously determined Dog Pound sports talk radio calling for his hide. And then there’s the personal biggie. The team’s salary cap specialist and his secret girlfriend, Ali, has just told him she’s pregnant. Played with great cool, compassion and confidence by Jennifer Garner, Ali knows more about football and Sonny Jr.’s ability to make things right than the coach and the owner. Written by Scott Rothman and Rajiv Joseph and directed by Ivan Reitman, Draft Day gives Costner all the material he needs to make sure that this is another gem in his sports catalog, joining Field of Dreams, Tin Cup and Bull Durham as films that will have fans satisfied that their favorite sport got its due. Costner shines as a GM who has to rule with confidence in his actions, even though he’s as much in the dark about how each decision will play out and pay off as the coaches and fans. Alone, he wonders which way to go. In a supply

Kiefer Sutherland (center) and The Lost Boys.

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closet with his cap specialist/girlfriend, he seeks counsel and answers. In front of the staff, he asks for support and belief. The war room shots in the Browns’ offices as well as those of several teams that may or may not be part of Weaver’s big day decisions, are tense and quite believable. The players about to become part of the NFL are fleshed out well in small but important roles for Chadwick Boseman, Arian Foster and Josh Pence. Ellen Burstyn is feisty and fierce as Sonny’s mom. Terry Crews stands out as a former Browns player who’d dearly love his son to follow that path, and Syracuse fans can cheer a cameo appearance by real life Browns legend and SU alum Jim Brown. But the movie, and the NFL draft day it depicts so convincingly, is ruled by Kevin Costner as a GM with soul, guts and a day full of conviction that he’s got to follow his heart. SNT

Box office update:

Marvel Comics’ trip to the big screen had a really grand opening weekend. Captain America: The Winter Soldier ran through or jumped over everything in its path on the way to a list-topping first-weekend box office gross of $92.02 million. No. 2 Noah floated far behind with a second-weekend gross of $17.04 million, which raised its overall number to $72.38 million. Released to 37 museum IMAX screens only, including the Bristol IMAX Omnitheater in the downtown Syracuse Museum of Science and Technology, Island of Lemurs: Madagascar opened at No. 25 with a first-weekend gross of $188,307.

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Academy Awards won by actor Mickey Rooney, who died April 6 at 93. Neither was a runof-the-mill statuette; the first was a special juvenile Oscar in 1938 and the second an honorary Oscar in 1982 for his lifetime of work.

Times Rooney was married. His most famous wife was actress Ava Gardner, also a Hollywood legend; their 1942 marriage lasted a year.

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give or take a few millennia, during which some sort of lemur has been hanging (or swinging) around, according to the new IMAX documentary Island of Lemurs: Madagascar.

Claude Rains and Gloria Stuart in The Invisible Man.

Monster Movie Marathon

The annual Salt City Horror Fest at Eastwood’s Palace Theatre, 2384 James St., offers all types of terror treats on Saturday, April 19. The 35mm blowout begins with afternoon feature geared for all ages, such as the gimmicky 1960 yarn 13 Ghosts (noon), with special glasses in which viewers can spot the spooks; rubber-faced Jim Varney teaming with Eartha Kitt for Ernest Scared Stupid (1:30 p.m.); and Claude Rains in the classic 1933 tale The Invisible Man (3:10 p.m.). The teen-beat vampire thrills of The Lost Boys (4:30 p.m.), which carries an R rating, is also part of the afternoon. The movies get more grisly as the night wears on, starting with the ultra-violent Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (7:30 p.m.) and continuing with Sleepaway Camp (9 p.m.), Halloween II (10:30 p.m.), Pumpkinhead (midnight), The Girl Next Door (1:45 a.m.) and Candyman (3:20 a.m.). Vendors will be on hand, with autographed movie posters, an auction of memorabilia and more. Admission is $15 in advance, $20 at the door. Call 4364723 for information. — Bill DeLapp

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The “Poetry and a Play” event on Saturday, April 26, at Syracuse Stage, 820 E. Genesee St., links poetry readings of Emily Dickinson take (1:30 p.m.) and a performance of Tennessee Williams’ The Glass Menagerie (3 p.m.). Tickets are $30. Call 4439844 for details.

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Syracuse Stage producing artistic director Timothy Bond.

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Setting the (Syracuse) Stage

0l2, 2011, 2009, 2002, 1987 and 1972. Those six dates mark the original premieres of the Syracuse Stage productions for the 2014-2015 slate. In 40 seasons we have never seen such an array of, relatively speaking, new works. When regional theaters were founded two generations ago, most companies favored a mix of classics (think Shakespeare) and 20th-century champions (such as Tennessee Williams) along with recent Broadway or even off-Broadway hits. Then we went through periods where the pickings among new works were either lean or they did not travel well over the Catskills. The warm welcome given John Logan’s Red (March 2012) and others must have changed perceptions. Some productions will push envelopes, like talk of female sexual appetite in Sarah Ruhl’s In the Next Room, or left-right political squabbles at the dinner table in Jon Robin Baitz’s Other Desert Cities, but none of these shows looks like a daunting risk. One of the elements assuring quality control next season is relying on proven directors. Producing artistic director Timothy Bond will take on two assignments himself, with three other directors delivering recent smash hits here. The most unconventional choice is the musical adaptation of the 1960s spoof Hairspray. This is

supposed to be the big family-friendly holiday show, co-produced with the Syracuse University Drama Department, represented this season by A Christmas Carol. John Waters, auteur of the original non-musical satirical film in 1988, would probably be surprised to see that his campy vehicle featuring a plus-sized transvestite is going to fill the slot taken in previous years by Dickens as well as The Sound of Music and Peter Pan. The season opens with Christopher Durang’s Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike (Sept. 24-Oct. 12). In this 2012 Tony Award winner, the playwright does not so much spoof Anton Chekhov as run him through a blender. No previous knowledge of the Russian master is required, however. Director Marcela Lorca wowed local audiences with Scorched (October 2013) and Caroline, or Change (February 2012). Next is Wilson’s The Piano Lesson (Oct. 22-Nov. 9), directed by Bond. It’s back to Pittsburgh’s Hill District for what many critics rank among the top three dramas in the 10-part series. An engraved pia-

no, and implicitly music, takes a family back to their roots in slavery. Hairspray (Nov. 28-Jan. 4) features the talents of Marc Shaiman (music and lyrics), Scott Wittman (lyrics) and Mark O’Donnell and Thomas Meehan (book). Rock’n’roll originated in black culture, but the TV dance programs in Baltimore showed only white kids, which makes tubby teenager Tracy Turnblad an unlikely revolutionary. Hairspray should deliver plenty of hilarity as well as the big beat. Director Bill Fennelly previously delivered A Midsummer Night’s Dream (March 2013), arguably the superlative Shakespeare in the company’s history. Choreographer David Wanstreet, who pumped exhilaration into that fusty warhorse White Christmas, must work his magic again. The new year brings Sarah Ruhl’s In the Next Room, or the Vibrator Play (Feb. 25-March 15). In the 1880s an inventive doctor knew how to address the anxieties of women suffering from “hysteria.” This 2009 hit discreetly keeps the discussion under crisp white sheets of propriety. Director May Adrales, shaper of the uproarious Chinglish (February 2014), will lend a woman’s touch. Sizwe Banzi is Dead (Feb. 25-March 15), co-written by Athol Fugard, John Kani and Winston Ntshona, will be a co-production with South Africa’s Market Theatre and Princeton’s McCarter Theater Center. A black man struggles to support his family under apartheid. Kani, a legendary South African actor-director, will guide this production. Jon Robin Baitz’s Other Desert Cities (April 8-26) sets the scene in smalltown California. In this 2011 Pulitzer Prize-nominated drama, a successful Hollywood screenwriter forces her conservative family to face events they wish to forget. Timothy Bond will helm Syracuse Stage’s season finale. SNT

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topic: music

Chris James and Mama G: This foot-stompin’, string pickin’ duo will bring the get-down to Bull n’ Bear Pub, 125 E. TAKe Water St., along with new band members, Blake Propst and Ben Hendry. The party begins at 10 p.m. on Friday, April 18.

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Aux Records: A Decade of Indie Musicmaking Ulf Oesterle was working toward his Ph.D. at Syracuse University in 2003. His dissertation would focus on the impact independent labels had on the music of their artists. But Oesterle envisioned working for a bigger major label down the road; after all, he had already studied media management, mass communications, music and marketing and worked extensively in radio. Yet in September 2003 he started an independent label just like those he was studying. Aux Records was born with the hope that Oesterle could use his music and media know-how to help potential bands reach the next level. Now, just more than 10 years later, he’s done just that. Several of Oesterle’s bands have appeared on MTV, made it onto the Warped Tour and performed around the United States. The label’s list of releases is impressive, spanning everything from acoustic singers/songwriters to punk to metal-core. Oesterle and Aux artist Safe also recently released vinyl for the first time. “I could have easily gone into this and lost a whole lot of money on the first record,” Oesterle says. “But I didn’t. It turned into more records and successes over the years.” That first record, Merit’s 2004 release When We Fight, led to the band hitting heavily in both college and satellite radio airwaves. Oesterle proudly sees himself as “the fifth member” of Merit’s quartet. “I approach it as a manager,” he says. “I always looked at the band as the entity you’ve got to focus on. I try to be fair and recognize they have to be successful to keep making music. The traditional labels deals don’t work. There’s got to be incentive for everyone.” Much of this real-world knowledge and experience goes hand-in-hand with Oesterle’s position as professor and department chair for the Bandier Program at

Aux Records’ Merit, shown here at the 2010 Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys). Photo

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SU. The program, started in 2008, focuses on the business side of the music industry, grooming students to work as managers, promoters and, appropriately, label owners. “Teaching is part of the reason I keep the label going,” he says. “By teaching, you have to be informed on what the industry is doing. I don’t think this industry is textbook-based. Things are changing so fast. If you don’t have your ear to the ground, I think students miss out in the classroom.” Oesterle’s students do not get involved with the Aux label, because Oesterle views it as a conflict of interest to grade students working for him. Yet there are plenty of networking benefits for students when they attend festivals like South by Southwest and the CMJ Music Marathon. Graduates of the Bandier Program have incredible placement rates, usually between 85 to 100 percent, and Oesterle has the connections to help his bands reach the next level. “I want to get bands to the point to pass them onto someone bigger,” Oesterle says. “They can say they started with me.” That happened with Honor Bright, a five-piece punk band that was later signed to Triple Crown Records. “We did a really good job of getting them to the point where we were that stepping stone,” Oesterle says. Today, Oesterle seems equally content and amazed that the label is still going strong. “It’s been a fun ride,” he says. “I didn’t ever expect to go 10 years with this. I often think that some of these releases, that music, might never have gotten out had I not been a part of it. So that’s a really cool feeling to have, knowing that the label, however popular or not it is, has some sort of legacy now. Those releases, you can never take them away. I love that I was part of it all.” SNT

Aux Releases: For the Horizon, If All Else Fails (2005). The Pilot Lies, Do Things Look Any Better? (2006). Anorexic Beauty Queen, This Little Light (2006). Merit, Merit (2006). Caleb Micah, Come Home (2007). Honor Bright, Build Hearts From Stars (2008). Honor Bright, If This Was A Movie (2008). Fazeshift, The Everyday Broken Heart (2008). The Brilliant Light, A Healing is Due (2009). The Icon and the Axe, Propaganda (2009). The Brilliant Light, The Things That I Won’t Need (2011). The Afro Nips, I Don’t Wanna Die (2013). Safe, Cinematic Ocean (2014).

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royal treat Jessica Novak reports on headliners B.B. King and Trombone Shorty at this summer’s M&T Jazz Fest

he M&T Jazz Fest 2014 is all about the big and the new. Over the two-day festival to be held Friday, July 11, and Saturday, July 12, two 18-piece bands, two 11-piece bands and one 10-piece band will cross the busy stage. And with gigantic names like guitar legend B.B. King and New Orleans favorite Trombone Shorty headlining the free summer festival favorite, “mega”— a word festival founder and producer Frank Malfitano uses often — might be a more appropriate term.

Jazz Fest is also returning to its Onondaga Community College stomping grounds, where it took place from 2001 to 2011, and switching to a brand-new weekend. Malfitano has also announced new production and operations teams and promises new food vendors, Central New York wines and a craft beer selection. Also bringing in the new: The festival stage will host two local high school phenoms, Julia Goodwin and Nick Ziobro. “It’s really exciting,” Malfitano says. “We’ve got new energy, new ideas, new blood. It’s re-energizing the festival and re-energizing me.” Last year’s festival took place over the Independence Day weekend at Jamesville Beach Park, its home since 2012. The 2014 edition was moved for many reasons, none of which had to to do with a lack in turnout, he says. “I’m glad it happened,” he says, regarding the return to the OCC campus, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. “People really like the site. We weren’t forced. It just came about organically. And the weekend ... we moved away from late June to get away from commencement, graduation parties, weddings, Father’s Day, but we didn’t want to get too far into July or August or compete with the Fourth of July.”

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The Jazz Fest lineup is one of reinvention, combining one of the most legendary and long-lasting names in the world with one of the newest musical sensations. “It’s a regional exclusive,” Malfitano says about the B.B. King booking. “He’s not playing Rochester, Saratoga or Canadian festivals. Real royalty is coming and I look at it through a different lens. People’s grandchildren are going to be able to go and say they saw B.B. King. ... He’s a name everybody in the world knows. It doesn’t happen that often that you get an Aretha (Franklin) or a Ray Charles or a Dizzy Gillespie. B.B. King is in that stratosphere. We’re very honored.” Malfitano is likewise excited when speaking about the 28-year-old superstar Trombone Shorty and his band, Orleans Avenue. “They’re gonna rock the house,” he says. “He is the ultimate NoLa musician.” As for sleeper favorites, Malfitano predicts Raul Midon will leave an impression. “The guy looks like Donnie Hathaway, sings like Stevie Wonder and plays guitar like Jose Feliciano,” he says. “Look out!” This year’s streamlined two-day schedule features four acts per night, rather than the five from previous editions. Also stripped from the festival

is the educational component, which included full high school jazz ensemble performances and artist clinics. Instead, solo local high school students Goodwin and Ziobro will be featured. “We want to work on getting the scholastic stage reinstated,” Malfitano says. “To be able to have high school bands on in prime time with the same audience, alternating between the main stage, is really much more beneficial to the students. We will hunker down and grow what we’re doing this year for next year.” Other changes, including the more organic, healthy food options and craft beer selection, are direct responses to audience feedback. Carrie Lazarus, news anchor on WSYR-Channel 9, will also be in attendance at Jazz Fest. Lazarus, who has worked with Goodwin and Ziobro through her Fund for Extraordinary Talent, will introduce the musicians and go to a live broadcast of the festival. “Everybody who wants to be on TV should show up,” Malfitano says. “This year is about rising stars, superstars and shooting stars,” Malfitano says. “If it isn’t great, why bother? We raise the bar as high as we can. There are great things going on and people feel good about the community. It’s palpable.” SNT

Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue. Photo by The Queens Hall

2014 Jazz Fest Lineup

B.B. King and the B.B. King Orchestra: Called the “King of the Blues,” B.B. King is one of the most well-known musical names on the planet. King started performing in 1948 and continues to crank out more than 100 shows per year at age 88. His sound is one that mixes blues, jazz, swing, pop and jump into a sound distinctly his own, performed on his legendary guitar, Lucille.

Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue: Arguably the biggest new name out of New Orleans music today, Trombone Shorty (aka Troy Andrews) continues to take the world by storm with every genre-bending performance. Funk and jazz with pop sensibilities merge to create an infectious sound that has landed Shorty on prominent stages around the world, including the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.

Igor Butman and the Moscow State Jazz Orchestra: Russia’s top jazz player is not only a legendary saxophonist, but also head of an 18-piece powerhouse jazz group. The orchestra, formed in 1999, has performed everywhere from Jazz at Lincoln Center to Carnegie Hall.

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Photo by Steven A. Miller

Mark Doyle’s Guitar Noir: This neo-psychedelic project from local blues, rock and jazz legend Mark Doyle will feature music from his solo instrumental albums, Guitar Noir and Out of the Past. The performance will also feature a fivepiece string ensemble (Ally Brown, Leila Dean, Shelby Dems, Michelle Wilcox and Kate Wilkinson), plus Bill DiCosimo on keys, bassist Edgar Pagan, Josh Dekaney on drums and guitarist Terry Quill.

Mark Doyle. Photo by Michael Davis

Julia Goodwin: This Baldwinsville high school sophomore has already won Michael Feinstein’s 2013 Great American Songbook High School Vocal Competition and performed with the five-time Grammy nominee Feinstein at Birdland in New York City and the Palladium in Indiana. She has been featured on CBS and ABC and has a new album, Feelin’ Good.

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy: This 11-piece SoCal swing revival unit brought the big-band sound back to the 1990s and continues to deliver high-energy hits today. Songs like “Mr. Pinstripe Suit,” “Go Daddy-O” and “You & Me & the Bottle Makes 3 Tonight” will bring fans back to the swinging sounds of the 1940s and 1950s.

Raul Midon. Photo by Guillaume Laurent

Julia Goodwin.

Nick Ziobro: At age 17, the Manlius-based talent has already worked with Grammy nominee Michael Feinstein and, like the aforementioned Julia Goodwin, won the 2012 Great American Songbook High School Vocal Academy competition. His album, A Lot of Livin’ to Do, is on the way, which features jazz greats including Bucky Pizzarelli, Jay Leonhart, Ray Marchica and more. Ziobro has been praised by publications including LA Weekly and the New York Observer.

Raul Midon: This singer, songwriter and guitarist from Mexico blends the best of vocal acrobatics, guitar dexterity and grooving beats. The one-man band builds songs through his many techniques, including trumpet solos he creates using his voice.

Igor Butman and the Moscow State Jazz Orchestra. Photo by Mikail Petrov

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Gallery crawl

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building, 109 Otisco St. 443-8743. Through April 26: Mist, works by Abisay Puentes. Gallery TAKe hours: Monday-Friday, noon-5 p.m. or by appointment. Group visits welcome. Guided tours offered in English and in Spanish.

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Ann Felton Multicultural Center and Gallery. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W.

MAX GINSBERG: THE REALITIES OF OUR TIME Through May 24

ArtRage Gallery. 505 Hawley Ave. Wed.-Fri. 2-7 p.m., Sat. noon-4 p.m. 218-5711. Through May 24: The Realities of Our Times, 14 large-scale works from contemporary realist painter Max Ginsburg.

ArtRage Gallery 505 Hawley Ave. 212-218-5711 Gallery Hours: Weds, Thurs., Fri. 2-7 p.m. Sat., noon-4 p.m.

Seneca Turnpike. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 4982787. Mon. April 21-May 1: Feats of Clay, ceramic works by area high school students.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E. Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 442-2230. Through May 13: Three in Harmony, a trio of artists display contemporary pieces inspired from the Korean ceramic tradition.

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Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main

St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through May 10: the 10th annual TeensArt show, featuring works created by sixth to 12th graders from around Central New York; Conscious Landscapes, plein aire works by Lisa Iannello; Pennies, Bandaids and Safety Pins: The Objects We Keep Hidden, Patricia Coyle’s installation of personal objects.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064. Through April 30: Down to Earth, American landscape photography and ceramics through the 19th through 21st centuries. Through July 27: Video Vault: The 1970s Revisited, pioneering art videos from the museum’s collection; Rice is Life, Mary Giehl’s installation features sculptural bowls and maps to emphasize the world hunger dilemma. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Through May 31 and projected outside on the museum’s North facade: table of contents, video created by Ann Hamilton, co-presented by Urban Video Project and Light Work Gallery; Thurs.-Sun. 8-11 p.m. Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Fri.-Sun. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540. Through May 23: Constructivism, 21 photographs by Robert Graham.

Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through April: heritage boxes by Wayne Schapp and sculpture by David Goldman.

Herbert Johnson Museum of Art. 114 Cen-

tral Ave., Cornell University, Ithaca. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (607) 254-4563. Through June 8: Beyond Earth Art, a flashback to a 1969 exhibit featuring artists and the environment; Food Water Life, drawings, sculptures and more by Lucy and Jorge Orta.

SU Art Galleries, Shaffer Art Building, Syracuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. From the series “Skating with Others,” Lauren Comly, 2012 Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

tail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard.

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

Redhouse Arts Center. Joan Lukas Rothen-

us. Call for hours. 682-2040. Through April: A Sense of Peace, landscape photography by Tom Dwyer.

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through May 4: American Royalty, photographs of the Kennedys and other celebrities by Mark Shaw; $10/adults, $5/ students.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building, 109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 4438743. Through April 26: Mist, works by Abisay Puentes.

Onondaga Historical Association. 321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cock-

Ironstone Gallery. 201 E. Seneca St., Manli-

THE PHOTOGRAPHY OF J.R. HUGHTO (Charlie) Dalton’s American Decorative Arts 1931 James St. April 26 through June 14

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300. Through May 30: 2014 Transmedia Photography annual show; Golden Dawn, pictures of Binghamton, N.Y.; Cleveland, Ohio; Flint, Mich.; and more by Dan Wetmore; New Geographics, Michael Buhler-Rose employs landscapes, portraits and still lifes to comment on political notions of Hindu and Indic aesthetics. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves.

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berg Gallery, 201 S. West St. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.10 p.m. 425-0405. Through April 25: Cuba 2014, photography by Julieve Jubin.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through May 25: Made in New York, the annual exhibit from statewide artists.

SUArt Galleries. Shaffer Art Building, Syracuse University. Tues. & Wed. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Thurs. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 443-4097. Through May 11: The Way Out, works from Masters of Fine Arts thesis candidates at Syracuse University; America’s Calling, 16 works of art by 15 foreign-born artists including Ben Shahn, Yasuo Kuniyoshi, and Josef Albers; Visions for Sale: Photographs of 19th Century Japan, 22 hand-colored albumen prints from the 19th century exploring the country’s people, land and environment that was quickly changing due to modernization; Ukiyo-e to Shin Hanga, more than 300 examples of Japanese woodcuts. Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m.

443-4098. Through April 25: Sharply Into a Light Space, Gladys Triana explores themes of climate change and the environment with photographs, videos and an installation.

Westcott Community Center Art Gallery. 826 Euclid Ave. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; also by appointment. 478-8634. Through April 25: Night Menagerie, works by Mark McIntyre.

Whitney Applied Technology Center.

Onondaga Community College, 4941 Onondaga Road. Free. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-10 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 498-2787. Wed. April 23-May 18: Student Architecture and Interior Design Exhibition, OCC students showcase their works.

Wilson Art Gallery. Noreen Reale Falcone Library, Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road. Mon.-Thurs. 8 a.m.-2 a.m.; Fri. 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun. noon-2 a.m. 4454153. Through May 2: Le Moyne Annual Student Art Show.

UPCOMING JOE BONAMASSA

WIDESPREAD PANIC

8 p.m. May 10, Landmark Theatre, Syracuse Central New York’s own former guitar prodigy

6:30 p.m. June 17, Artpark, Lewiston Live show compared to the Dead and Phish …

PHISH

TIM McGRAW

7:30 p.m. July 3, 4 and 5, SPAC, Saratoga Springs 7 p.m. July 15, CMAC, Canandaigua … but then there’s the real thing

7 p.m. May 30, CMAC, Canandaigua Spouse of Faith Hill and son of Tug McGraw

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

DIANA ROSS

7 p.m. May 30 and 31, SPAC, Saratoga Springs Record six consecutive albums debut at No. 1

8 p.m. June 18, CMAC, Canandaigua Supreme diva was Billboard’s Female Entertainer of the (20th) Century

RINGO STARR

WILLIE NELSON AND FAMILY & ALISON CROUSE

8 p.m. June 7, CMAC, Canandaigua 6:30 p.m. June 24, Artpark, Lewiston Beatle who made Pete Best a trivia answer

Photo by Bob Jagendorf

5:30 p.m. June 21, CMAC, Canandaigua 6 p.m. June 7, Artpark, Lewiston Pushes for biodiesel and legal grass

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UPCOMING CONCERTS

DATE NIGHT Master Thieves. Sat. 8 p.m. Local groovemeisters take the stage, plus singer-songwriter Mike Powell at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8-$10. 446-1934.

4/24: Conspirator, Cosby Sweater, Universal Transit. Westcott

Morgan O’Kane. Sat. 8 p.m. Banjo expert

Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

brings his song catalog to the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $20. 655-9193.

4/23: Leon Russell and Band. Han-

Hot Day at the Zoo. Sat. 9 p.m. High-energy

gar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. (607) 273-8588.

zoograss quartet visits, preceded by Tumbleweed Highway at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12. Thewestcotttheater.com.

4/25: Matt and Shannon Heaton.

May Memorial Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. folkus.org.

S U N DAY 4/ 20

4/25: Dopapod, Universal Transit, Aqueous. Westcott Theater.

Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Kellish

4/25-26: Dark Hollow. Lost Horizon,

John Brown’s Body. Sun. 9 p.m. Reggae vet-

Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

thewestcotttheater.com.

erans in a hopping Easter show, plus Root Shock and Sophistafunk at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15-$17. Thewestcotttheater.com.

5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

4/26: All Time Low, Man Overboard, Handguns. Regional Market’s F Shed, 2100 Park St. Upstateshows. com.

T U E S DAY 4/ 22 Lacuna Coil. Tues. 7 p.m. Blistering Italian hard

4/26: Symphoria. Mulroy Civic Center,

rockers in action, plus Cilver, Eve to Adam and Kyng at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20. Thewestcotttheater.com.

411 Montgomery St. 299-5598.

4/26: Comedian Wayne Federman. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. 253-6669.

Fort Romulus and Sawface. Tues. 8 p.m. The evening of electronica also includes DJ Shamrock, RumpStep, Devon Ezzo and Topki at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10-$12. 446-1934.

4/26: Five Iron Frenzy. Westcott

Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

4/26: Joe Crookston. Hangar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. (607) 273-8588.

W E D N E S DAY 4/ 23 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. April 23, 12:30-

4/27: Toubab Krewe, Mister F.

Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater. com.

A P R I L 19 MORGAN O’KANE NELSON ODEON

4/27: Comedian Brian Regan. Mulroy Civic Center, 411 Montgomery St. 435-8009.

4/28: The 511 Westcott. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com. 4/29: Ani DiFranco. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. 463-9240.

4/29: Foam and Bass. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com. 4/30: Bret Michaels. Turning Stone

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

MUSIC W E D N E S DAY 4/16 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. April 16, 12:30-

Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad. Fri. 8

p.m. Fab five from Rochester return with more rootsy psychedelia, plus the Heavy Pets at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $15. Thewestcotttheater.com.

1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with the Viriditus Flutist Trio at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

Alison and Zoe. Sat. 7 p.m. Enchanting Irish-

Colin Aberdeen and Chris Merkley. Wed.

Colin Aberdeen. Sat. 8 p.m. The Los Blancos

April 16, 7-11 p.m. The singer-songwriters strut their stuff as part of the KMase Storyteller series at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $12.50. 625-1875.

F R I DAY 4/18 95X Locals Only. Fri. 7 p.m. Armed with Valor, How to Disappear Completely, One Step from Falling, Divot, Far from Over and Bloodandstationwagons perform at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8. 446-1934. 04.16.14 - 04.23.14 | syracusenewtimes.com

S AT U R DAY 4/19 born sister act entertains at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5. 253-6669. frontman performs a solo blues and roots show for this Folkus Project event at the Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $10. 4788634.

Jeff Haynes and Sean Harkness. Sat. 8 p.m. The percussion wizard joins forces with the acclaimed guitarist for a show at the Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $14/advance, $16/door, half price/children 5-12, free/under age 5. 342-1733.

1:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians continues with international folk music performed by John Ferrara and Chris Polak at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

Markus Schulz. Wed. April 23, 8 p.m. Miami

electronica wizard heats up the dance floor, preceded by Pax Effex, Khomha and Nicola Bernardini at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20. Thewestcotttheater.com.

C LU B D AT E S W E D N E S DAY 4/16 Andrew Dressler Trio. (Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 7:30 p.m.

Count Blastula. (Al’s Wine and Whiskey Lounge, 319 S. Clinton St.), 9:30 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Oak and Vine, Springside Inn, 6141 West Lake Road, Auburn), 8-11 p.m. John Spillett Jazz Quartet. (Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6-9 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7-10

Electric Moonpies. (Lew’s Sports Bar, 7356

Nasty Habit. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Frank Rhodes. (Carnegie’s Pier 57, 7376 Oswe-

Ted Yandeau. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route

Frenay and Lenin. (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany

p.m.

low St.), 8 p.m.

31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 4/17 Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

Church St., North Syracuse), 8 p.m. go Road, Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m. St., Cazenovia), 7-10 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 9:30 p.m.

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Limp

Lizard Bar and Grill, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Jess Novak and Chuck Dorgan. (Trapper’s, 5950 Butternut Drive, East Syracuse), 6 p.m.

Chapter 11. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow

John Lerner Duo. (Fulton Moose Lodge, 3044

St., Liverpool), 7-11 p.m.

Route 57, Oswego), 8-11 p.m.

Frank Rhodes. (Café at 407, 407 Tulip St., Liver-

John Spillett Jazz Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238

pool), 7-9 p.m.

W. Jefferson St.), 7-10 p.m.

Johnny Rawls. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Just Joe. (Georgetown Inn, 970 Route 26,

Willow St.), 9:30 p.m.

Georgetown), 9 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Pop Duo. (TS Steakhouse,

Last Call. (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill, 7153

Turning Stone Tower, Verona), 6-10 p.m.

State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Just Joe. (King of Clubs, 420 S. Clinton St.), 9

Lisa Lee Band. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St.,

p.m.

Phoenix), 8 p.m.

Noisy Boys. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub,

Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 8 p.m.

100 S. Lowell Ave.), 9 p.m.

Our Friends Band, Strange Reflex. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Mark Doyle and the Maniacs. (Suzy’s Tavern, 6 Lexington Ave., Auburn), 6-9 p.m.

Mark Zane and Friends. (Tiny’s Grill, 1014

Sirsy. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

State St., Utica), 8:30 p.m.

The Coachmen. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood

Michael Crissan. (Ithaca Ale House, 111 Aurora

Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 7-10 p.m.

St., Ithaca), 10:30 p.m.

The Intention w/Mark Nanni. (Phoebe’s

Miss E. (Black Olive, 316 S. Clinton St.), 5:30-8:30

Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St.), 8-10 p.m.

p.m.

Tommy Connors. (Kitty Hoynes, 301 W. Fay-

Modern Mudd: Nuttin Butt the Blues. (Bull

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F R I DAY 4/18 Black River. (Mitchell’s Pub, 3251 Milton Ave.), 8 p.m.

Carolyn Kelly Blues Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Bur-

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Rock Generation w/Joey Nigro and John Nilsen. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 7-10:30 p.m.

Sweet Lou w/Tim Boehlert. (Pasta’s on the

net Ave.), 9 p.m.

Green, Foxfire Golf Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 8-11 p.m.

Denn Bunger. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs

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The Last Days of Judas Iscariot. Fri.

& Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sat. April 19. Rarely Done mounts Stephen Adly Guirgis’ dark comedy about the New Testament villain at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $20. 546-3224.

Laughter on the 23rd Floor. Fri. & Sat. 8

p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes May 3. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents Neil Simon’s memoir about his salad days as a sketch-comedy writer for 1950s television at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $34.95/6:30 p.m. dinner theater Sat.; $20/show only. 885-8960. WOW Lisa Lampanelli: Fat Girl Interrupted. Fri. & Sat. 7 & 10 p.m.

The brassy comedienne takes no prisoners in this autobiographical showcase at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Carrier Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $32. 435-2121.

the George Bernard Shaw musical in this interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807. FAMIILY FRIENDLY The Princess and the Pea. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through June 28. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

AUDITIONS AND REHEARSALS CNY Arts Center. Thurs. April 17, 7:30-

9:30 p.m., Sat. April 19, 2:30-4:30 p.m. The company is on the hunt for performers in seventh grade through college for the June production of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. CNY Arts Center at the State Street Methodist Church, 357 State St., Fulton. 592-3373.

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ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

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closes May 1. Suspicious characters spoof

Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Tommy Connors. (Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 10 p.m.

Just Joe. (Pascale Wine Bar & Restaurant, 104 Limestone Plaza, Fayetteville), 8:30 p.m.

Letizia Duo. (White Water Pub, 110 S. Willow St., Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Tuff Luck. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports Lounge,

Lisa Lee Trio. (Anyela’s Vineyards, 2433 W. Lake

Wayback Machine. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel

Michael Crissan. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River

7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6-10 p.m. Drive, Fairmount), 9 p.m.

SATURDAY 4/19 Black Water. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire Golf

Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7:30-11:30 p.m.

Code Red. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius Center

Road, Skaneateles), 4-7 p.m. Road, Brewerton), 9 p.m.

Smokin’. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 7-11 p.m.

The Boatmen. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

The Nighthawks. (Johnny Noles Bar and Grill, 16

Road, East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Hopper St., Utica), 9 p.m.

Dr Killdean. (Silverado Inn, 135 Marginal Road,

The Shazbot. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St.,

Herkimer), 10 p.m.

Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Fabulous Ripcords. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

The Trio (Charley Orlando, Don Martin, Marc Stell). (World of Beer, Destiny USA.), 8 p.m.

W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (Timber Tavern Bar and Grill, 7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

John Spillett and the Solvay Stompers.

(Bluewater Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5-8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Dinosaur-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Stone River Band. (Volney Firehouse, 3002 State Route 3, Fulton), 6-9 p.m.

T U E S DAY 4/ 22 Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Mark Nanni. (Ironwood Restaurant, 145 E. Seneca St., Manlius), 6-8 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 4/ 23 Chad Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Count Blastula. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Duo. (Dolce Vita, 907 E. Genesee St.), 7:30 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

My Dead Lady. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

Tim Herron Corporation. (Coleman’s Authentic

M O N DAY 4/ 21

Willie Taters Mavins w/Quickchange. (American Legion, 109 Fayette St., Manlius), 4-8 p.m.

SUNDAY 4/20 Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 12:30 p.m. Blues brunch.

Ryan Burdick. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7-10 p.m.

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S AT U R DAY 4/19 Karaoke w/DJ Streets and DJ Denny. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

S U N DAY 4/ 20 Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Lisa Lee and Friends. (Root-

ers Tavern, 4141 S. Salina St.), 9 p.m.

M O N DAY 4/ 21 Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

T U E S DAY 4/ 22 Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mister Playlist. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 8-11 p.m.

Open Mike w/Jess Novak and Chuck Dorgan. (Bull N’ Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Joe Henson. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 8 p.m.

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Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA),

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7-10 p.m.

Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

D J / K A R AO K E

Latin Party. (Sophistication Jazz Café, 441 S.

W E D N E S DAY 4/16 Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Latin Party. (Sophistication Jazz Café, 441 S. Salina St.), 7-10 p.m.

Open Mike w/Tom Barnes. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Sharkey’s Idol Singing Contest. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports Lounge, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-11 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 4/17 Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Open Mike Night. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Salina St.), 7-10 p.m.

Open Mike w/Tom Barnes. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Sharkey’s Idol Singing Contest. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports Lounge, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7-11 p.m.

CO M E DY

Ron Funches. Wed. April 16 & Thurs. 7:30

p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 7 9:45 p.m. Roly-poly raucous comic begins a stint at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10/Wed. & Thurs., $12/Fri., $15/Sat. 423-8669.

Lake Ontario Comedy Playhouse. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m. Jordan Rock and Eric Schwelp get the guffaws going. 103 W. Main St., Sackets Harbor. $15. 646-2305.

Live Improv Comedy. Sat. 8 p.m. Improv

oke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 6-9 p.m.

games played by the Pork Pie Hat troupe in the style of the TV series Whose Line Is It Anyway? Salt City Improv Theatre, Shoppingtown Mall. 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $7. 410-5471, saltcityimprov.com.

Karaoke w/DJ Mars and DJ Voltage. (Sing-

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. April 23, 7:30 p.m.

F R I DAY 4/18 Happy Hour Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers Kara-

ers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Joanne Troy Perry. (Oswego Music Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego), 7-10 p.m.

Adrienne Iapalucci leads the parade of lady laugh-getters at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 4238669.

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Clayscapes Pottery. 1003 W. Fayette St. Tues.-

L I S T E D A L P H A B E T I C A L LY: Auburn Unitarian Universalist Society. 607 N. Seward Ave., Auburn. Sun. noon-2 p.m. 2539029. Through April: an exhibit that highlights the creativity of the community.

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 673-1350. Through April 26: Scope of Nature, watercolors by Christy Lemp and photographs by Chris Murray.

Barrett Art Gallery. Library Concourse, Utica College, Utica. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 12-3 p.m. 792-3057. Through May 2: The Landscape Revisited: Painting and Photography, works by Jonathan Beer, Sandra Gottlieb and Martin Weinstein.

Beauchamp Branch Library. 2111 S. Salina

St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-3395. Mon. April 21, 1 p.m.: free screening of Teen Beach Movie.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon.

& Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through April: Picturing America, an initiative from the National Endowment for the Humanities that brings masterpieces of American art to libraries. Fri. April 18, 2-5 p.m.: an afternoon of musical standards with Phil Klein. Sat. April 19, 2 p.m.: free screening of Disney’s Frozen. Mon. April 21, 2 p.m.: free screening of the Disney cartoon Brave.

Cayuga Museum of History and Art/ Case Research Lab Museum. 203 Genesee

St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 253-8051. Through May 4: From Gilded Stage to Silver Screen, a history of Auburn theaters. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447 S.

Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through April:

Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 424-6868. Through April: Independent Potters Association’s annual spring show, featuring ceramics created by the group’s members.

CNY Artists Gallery. Shoppingtown Mall,

3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 391-5115. Through May 17: The Latest Show on Earth, works by Richard Williams, Brian Butler and more. Art classes every Wed. 6:30-9 p.m., every Sat. 2-4:30 p.m.

Dalton’s American Decorative Arts. 1931

James St. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 463-1568.

Echo (formerly Craft Chemistry). 745 N.

Salina St. www.echomakes.com.424-1474. Through May 1: In Da Window 4, a paper installation by Theresa Barry.

Erie Canal Museum. 318 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-

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George Eastman House International Museum of Photography. 900 East Ave.,

Rochester. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $12/adults, $10/seniors, $5/students, free/under age 12. (585) 271-3361. Through May 25: Another America: A Testimonial to the Amish, photographs by Robert Weingarten; A

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World Apart, Pavel Wolberg’s photographs of Hasidic communities; XL Portfolio, a collection of large-format photography.

and life in the community during both World Wars.

H Lee White Marine Museum. West First

Drive, Manlius. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 682-6400, 699-5076. Through April 26: Singing the Blues, a group theme show from Associated Artists of Central New York.

Street Pier, Oswego. Daily, 1-5 p.m. 342-0480. The complex consists of a main building of exhibits highlighting more than 400 years of maritime history, the national historic landmark World War II tug the LT-5, the New York state Derrick Boat 8 from the Erie Canal System and the Eleanor D, the last U.S. commercial fishing vessel to work Lake Ontario. $7/adults, $3/teen, free/preteen.

Kirkland Art Center. 9½ East Park Row, off

Route 12B, Clinton. Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 853-8871. Through May 31: Luminous Journeys Through the Abstract, works by Linda Bigness, Marna Bell, Margie Hughto, Michael Sickler, John Loy, Diana Godfrey, John Jacopelle and Bradley Hudson.

Longyear Museum of Anthropology.

Alumni Hall, Colgate University, 13 Oak Drive, Hamilton. Mon.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., or by appointment. 228-7184, 228-6643. Through June 1: Layered Meanings, Kuna Indian Mola textiles from Panama.

Manlius Historical Museum. 101 Scoville

Ave., Manlius. Daily, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 682-6660. Ongoing: an exhibit on women in the military

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Camillus. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun. 2-4 p.m. 672-3661. Through April 25: student artworks from Onondaga Road Elementary. Through April 29: The Camillus Artists.

Museum of Science and Technology (MOST). 500 S. Franklin St. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5

p.m. $8/general; $7/ages 11 and younger, and 65 and older. 425-9068. Ongoing: Out There: Exploring Space Through Reality, a local collaboration between augmented reality company Glyphr and artist Lorne Covington that puts visitors into the images as they explore different concepts of space exploration.

Oneida Community Mansion House. 170

Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745. Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/ adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Through June: South Seas to Botticelli, a collection of Frank Perry’s flatware designs from the 1950s to 1970s. Through October: The Braidings of Jessie Catherine Kinsley. Ongoing: Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925. Fri. April 18, 3-4 p.m.: curator Tony Wonderley discusses photography in the Oneida community and shares local scenes from the museum’s 12,000-photo collection.

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a.m.-3 p.m. 312-2113. Through Sat. April 19: Generations IV, works by public school art teachers, their students and SUNY Oswego students who worked with them; Spring Masters of Arts Exhibition.

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273 State

Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411. Through April 27: Winter Air, a juried show of 118 works by national and international artists; London and France, paintings in gouache by Chris Baker; 33 Watercolors, local landscapes by Drayton Jones; Push and Pull, paintings by Amy Mclaren; Over and Under: Adirondack Perspectives, watercolors by Bob Ripley. Through May 25: Strange Union II, ceramic sculpture by Maarney McDiarmid and Maggie Hogan. Through June 8: Adirondack Rockware, pottery by Peter Shrope.

Wellin Museum of Art. Hamilton College,

College Hill Road, Clinton. Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 859-4396. Through July 27: In Context: The Portrait in Contemporary Photographic Practice, works of 13 conceptual artists that balance aesthetic and political goals to frame important social issues in a contemporary manner. Ongoing: Archive Hall: Art and Artifacts; Case Histories: The Hidden Meaning of Objects.

LEARNING

Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your own

supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 699-3965.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. Oswego State Downtown. 186 W. First

St., Oswego. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 216-4985. Through Sat. April 19: Traditional Illustration, works in pen, watercolor and more by SUNY Oswego students.

Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon.

& Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through April: watercolors from the Bradford Art Guild. Mon. April 21, 1 p.m.: free screening of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place. Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through April: woven works from students of the Serendipity Saori Studio. Reception Thurs. April 17, 5-8 p.m.

Soule Branch Library. 101 Springfield Road.

Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-5320. Through April: hand-woven scarves by the Syracuse Weavers Guild.

St. David’s Episcopal Church Gallery. 14

Jamar Drive, DeWitt. Mon.-Thurs. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., and by appointment. 446-2112. Through Mon. April 21: new paintings by Gary Trento and Steve Carlson.

Tyler Art Gallery. Tyler Hall, SUNY Oswego

campus, Route 104, Oswego. Tues.-Sat.: 11:30

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All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

Herb Academy. Thurs. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Learn

about herbal and natural cleaning products at Onondaga Free Library, 4840 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 492-1727.

Improv Class. Sat. noon-2 p.m.; through May

17. Syracuse Improv Collective instructor Ken Keech offers “The Harold” technique for budding improvisational talents at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $75. 885-8960.

Oil Painting Class. Sat. 1-4 p.m. Novice paint-

ers can learn the ropes at the Art Store, 935 Erie Blvd. E. $110. 474-1000.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 243-9333.

Environmental Lecture. Tues. 5-7 p.m. Luc

Gnacadja, former executive secretary for the United Nations Convention to Combat Desertification, gives a lecture titled “Grounding Human Security: Land and Soil in the Global Sustainability Agenda.” Rockefeller Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca. Free. (607) 255-7535.

L I T E R AT I

Dr. Norman Dann. Wed. April 16, 7 p.m. The

abolitionist movement in Central New York will be discussed at Cortland County Historical Society, 25 Homer Ave., Cortland. Free. (607) 756-6071.

Friends of Solvay Public Library. Thurs. 10 a.m.-noon. Members me et at Solvay Public Library, 615 Woods Road, Solvay. Free. 4682441.

Teen Lit Day. Thurs. 5:30 p.m. Teens are invit-

ed to a graphic novel writing workshop with cartoonist J.P. Crangle at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Book Discussion Group. Thurs. 6:30 p.m. Members consider The Orphan Master’s Son by Adam Johnson at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. 435-3636. Cruel April Poetry Readings. Thurs. 6-9 p.m. Oana Avasilichioaei and Colleen Kattau are the readers at Point of Contact Gallery, 350 W. Fayette St. Free. 443-2169.

Public Speaking Workshop. Fri. 10 a.m.-5

Chris Giarrusso. Sat. 1 p.m. The writer signs copies of his book Mini Marvels: The Complete Collection and G-Man at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Onondaga Lake Open House. Fri. noon-

WOW Lt. Col. Graham Buschor. Sat. 2 p.m. The helicopter rescue pilot from the reallife “perfect storm” will speak at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 435-3395.

p.m. Personnel from Toastmasters International host the event at Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326. 4:30 p.m. Experience Onondaga Lake’s cleanup firsthand at Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 552-9751.

Turkish Lecture. Fri. 2:30 p.m. Dr. Mustafa

Gökcek discusses Turkey’s engagement with democracy and the contemporary challenges that stifle its development. 220 Eggers Hall, Syracuse University, 900 S. Crouse Ave. Free. 443-2252.

Quilting Group. Every Sat. 10 a.m. The Sankofa Piecemakers Quilting Group meets at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 443-1757.

Animal ABCs. Sat. 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Personnel

from Rosamond Gifford Zoo bring the literacy program featuring animal artifacts to Hazard Branch Library, 1620 W. Genesee St. Free. 435-5326.

Writers’ Roundtable. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m.

Long-standing writers’ group invites new and seasoned scribes to share work or just sit back and listen. Denny’s, 103 Elwood Davis Road (off Seventh North Street). Free. 247-9645.

Barnes and Noble Book Club. Tues. 6 p.m.

Members discuss This Must Be the Place by Kate Racculia at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Dr. Donald Lopez. Tues. 7 p.m. A discussion

on “Buddhism and Science: Past, Present and Future” will be presented at the Panasci Family Chapel, Le Moyne College, 1416 Salt Springs Road. 445-4555.

Robin Wall. Wed. April 23, 7-9 p.m. The author signs copies of her new book Braiding Sweetgrass at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

OUTINGS

Hawk Migration. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Gerry

Smith of Onondaga Audubon leads a bird-watching trip to view migrating hawks. Participants must dress warmly. Derby Hill Bird Observatory, Sage Creek Drive, Mexico. Free. 771-6902. FAMIILY FRIENDLY Onondaga Cycling Club Bike Fair. Sat. 1-4 p.m. Experience free

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head down

to Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your knowledge against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 692-8100.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes

information sessions, brush up on your riding etiquette, and learn bike maintenance tips. Free helmets for children while supplies last. Destiny USA, Hiawatha Boulevard. Free. 466-6000.

for contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 3806206.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray mat-

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, 11 a.m.-7

p.m., through April 28. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $29/monthly pass; $99/season pass. 453-6712.

SPORTS

Syracuse Chiefs. Wed. April 16-Fri. 6 p.m., Sat.

& Sun. 2 p.m., Mon. noon. Baseball season continues as the boys of summer battle the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Wed. & Thurs.) and the Rochester RedWings (Fri.-Mon.) at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $5-$12/adults, $4-$10/children and seniors. 474-7833.

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Wed. April 16, 7

p.m. The slap-shotters battle the Adirondack Phantoms in the season’s final home game at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16-$20. 473-4444.

Vernon Downs Race Track. Fri. & Sat. 6:45

p.m.; closes Nov. 1. Harness racing continues during the 61st anniversary season. 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free admission. 829-6800. DATE NIGHT ESPN Friday Night Fights. Fri. 7 p.m. Middleweight semifinal bouts featuring eight-rounders with Willie Monroe Jr. taking on undefeated Vitaliy Kopylenko and Brandon Adams against Raymond Gatica take place at the Turning Stone Casino and Resort’s Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $25, $35, $60. 361-SHOW.

SPECIALS

Central New York Communications Consortium. Wed. April 16-Fri. 5 p.m. Commu-

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 458-3222.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brainstorming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Thinkers para-

dise at Shhots Pub, 2026 Teall Ave. Free. 399-5700.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond

Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 428-0810.

Walking Food Tour. Sat. noon-3 p.m. Tour

downtown Syracuse’s Armory Square and sample food from its many award-winning restaurants. $39. (800) 979-3370.

Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Team Trivia. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Phoebe’s Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St. Free. 475-5154.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Mic Tha Poet and Seneca Wilson. Fri. 8

p.m. Spoken-word veterans present messages of love and motivation at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711.

Paint, Drink and Be Merry. Wed. April 16,

Maple Syrup Time. Every Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.;

every Sun. 1-4 p.m. Celebrate the arrival of spring with syrup-harvesting demonstrations at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 638-2519.

Queen provides the source material for Disney’s cartoon musical; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Hollywood (Digital presentation/3-D/ stereo). Daily: 4:10 p.m.

God’s Not Dead. Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo as

The Grand Budapest Hotel. Director Wes

DATE NIGHT Men of Desire. Wed. April 23, 8 p.m. The bouncing beefcakes take the stage at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $20, $30. 361-SHOW.

A Haunted House 2. Second helping of

Syracuse Behavioral Healthcare offers a virtual tour of its programs and services at the Learbury Building Training Institute, 329 N. Salina St. Free. 474-5506.

FILM

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Bears. Disney documentary about an Alaskan

Nintendo skills, plus other games for ages 6 to 12, at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 435-3395.

Frozen. Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow

Recovery Works. Wed. April 23, 5:30 p.m.

Team Trivia. Every Thurs. 8 p.m. Eat, drink, and

Wii Fun. Fri. 3 p.m.; through April. Test your

in trading-players mode during the NFL draft in this sports flick. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:35, 4:40, 7:50 & 10:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:20 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 4:20, 7:05 & 9:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:30, 7:25 & 10:25 p.m.

at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

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DATE NIGHT Fish Dinners. Fri. 3-7:30 p.m. Enjoy Lenten repasts including haddock, shrimp and more at VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. $9.50-$11.50/adults, $5-$6.50/children. 458-7290.

Draft Day. Kevin Costner as a general manager

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Join in the fun

handles the questions at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. Free. 676-5777.

use your brain all at the same time. Quaker Steak & Lube, 3535 Walters Road. Free. 451-9464.

p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:55, 6:55 & 9:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:20, 6:35 & 9:50 p.m.

an atheist professor in this faith-based drama. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 6:50 & 9:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 4:05, 6:45 & 9:25 p.m.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. DJs-R-US

nications companies from across the country convene at Syracuse University, 900 S. Crouse Ave. Free. 443-3270. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Have a few drinks and recreate the painting “Angel” with the help of a trained artist. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $38. 481-1638.

FAMIILY FRIENDLY Egg-Stravaganza. Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Children ages 10 and younger are invited to the Easter egg hunt featuring naturally dyed eggs. Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $4; registration required. 638-2519.

bear family. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 10 a.m., 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20 & 9:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 2:30, 4:45, 7 & 9:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 2:35, 4:45, 7:05 & 9:20 p.m.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Chris Evans returns as the thawed-out star-spangled shield-slinger in this action-packed sequel; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 1:05, 4:15, 7:25 & 10:35 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:45 & 10:05 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:05, 3:15, 6:25 & 9:35 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:55 p.m. Screen 2: 12:35 & 6:55 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 4:15, 7:10 & 10:05 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:30 & 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12:20 & 7:10 p.m. Screen 2: 12:50, 4, 6:40 & 9:45 p.m.

Divergent. Screen adaptation of the teen-

geared sci-fi literary series storms the multiplexes. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 3:10, 6:30 & 9:50

Anderson’s all-star art-house comedy features Ralph Fiennes, F. Murray Abraham and Adrien Brody. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:40, 6:40 & 9:20 p.m. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2 & 4:30 p.m. ghosts and guffaws from Marlon Wayans. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40 & 10:15 p.m. Screen 2: 1:40, 4:35, 7:10 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:15 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 2:45, 5:05, 7:35 & 10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 2:40, 5:05, 7:35 & 9:55 p.m.

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Heaven is for Real. Greg Kinnear stars in

this fact-based faith drama about a child’s near-death experience. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 2, 4:45, 7:35 & 10:10 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 2:40, 5:15, 7:40 & 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 2:30, 4:55, 7:15 & 9:35 p.m.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Stephen Colbert lends his voice to this big-screen cartoon version of the wry Jay Ward 1960s-era TV cartoon about time travel. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 1:55 & 6:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55 p.m.

The Monuments Men. George Clooney, Matt

Damon and Bill Murray in an unusual World War II adventure yarn. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 8:45 p.m.

Muppets Most Wanted. Ricky Gervais

and Tina Fey join Kermit’s crew for this family-geared sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55 & 3:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:35 & 3:45 p.m. Late shows Mon.-Thurs. (4-27): 6:30 & 9:40 p.m.

Noah. Russell Crowe gets ark anxiety in this

biblical spectacle. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 7:25 & 10:30 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri. & Sat.: 9:50 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. (4-27): 6:45 & 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:40, 6:55 & 10:05 p.m.

The Nut Job. Will Arnett and Brendan Fraser

lend their voices to this squirrely cartoon. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Tues. & Wed. (4-23): 10:45 a.m.

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Oculus. The latest supernatural

spook show. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 4:55, 7:55 & 10:45 p.m. Screen 2: 1:15, 4:05, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:55, 4:40, 7:30 & 10:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:25, 5, 7:30 & 10:20 p.m.

Rio 2. Jesse Eisenberg, Anne

Hathaway and Andy Garcia lend their voices to this colorful cartoon sequel; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:20, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:20 a.m., 2:05 & 4:50 p.m. Screen 2: 12:50, 3:50, 6:45 & 9:25 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1 & 4:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 6:45 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45 & 10:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:50, 6:50 & 9:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:20, 4:50, 7:20 & 10 p.m.

FREE Devil’s Due. Mon. 9 p.m. Another found-footage spook show, this one involving a newlywed bride who inadvertently gets boinked by Beelzebub. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. Free. 436-4723.

Let My People Go. Sat. 7 p.m. The come-

The Ten Commandments. Regal Cinema’s

Flying Down to Rio. Mon. 7:30 p.m. Fred

p.m. Large-format underwater thrills at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Classic Film Series rolls on with the 1956 Cecil B. DeMille blockbuster. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (4-23): 2 & 7 p.m.

Transcendence. Cerebral yarn involving John-

ny Depp as a terminally ill scientist and computer mind games. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:45 p.m. Great Northern 10. (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 4:30, 7:20 & 10:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1, 4:10, 7 & 10:10 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 6:30 & 9:40 p.m.

2 States. The new Bollywood romantic comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 3:05, 6:35 & 10:20 p.m.

F I L M , OT H E R S L I S T E D A L P H A B E T I C A L LY: All Is Lost. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m. Robert

Redford’s tour de force as a stranded navigator. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5/advance, $6/door. 253-6669.

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Astaire and Ginger Rogers trip the light fantastic in this 1933 musical comedy, which continues the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s spring season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

Girl on a Bicycle. Wed. April 23, 5:30 p.m.;

closes April 27. The “Indie Films” series continues with this romantic comedy from Germany. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210.

Hubble. Wed. April 16 & Thurs. 3 p.m., Fri.-Wed. April 23, 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

In My Lifetime. Tues. 7 p.m. Documentary

about the history of nuclear weapons, including a discussion with filmmaker Robert E. Frye. ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711. FAMIILY FRIENDLY Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. Wed. April 16-Wed. April 23, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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dy that upends Jewish and gay stereotypes screens at Temple Society of Concord, 910 Madison St. Free. 475-9952.

The Living Sea. Wed. April 16-Wed. April 23, 1

DATE NIGHT Salt City Horror Fest. Sat. noon-5 a.m. Annual 35mm blowout features 13 Ghosts (noon), Ernest Scared Stupid (1:30 p.m.), The Invisible Man (3:10 p.m.), The Lost Boys (4:30 p.m.), Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (7:30 p.m.), Sleepaway Camp (9 p.m.), Halloween II (10:30 p.m.), Pumpkinhead (midnight), The Girl Next Door (1:45 a.m.) and Candyman (3:20 a.m.) at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $15/advance, $20/door. 436-4723.

Tim’s Vermeer. Wed. April 16-Sun. 5:30 p.m.

The “Indie Films” series continues with this documentary about painter Johannes Vermeer from the Penn and Teller team. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210.

Young Frankenstein. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The

“Flashback Movie Mondays” series continues with the 1975 Mel Brooks horror spoof. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $5. 436-4723.

SO C I A L STU D I E S FASHION A look at Syracuse’s Fashion Week events, through the eyes of photographer Gloria Wright.

PG. 44 LIVING SPACE The Pike Block provides downtown living that’s “someplace I wanted to go home to.”

PG. 46 WEEKEND WARRIOR CrossFit’s work-your-buttoff training is intense, but it can be just the thing to get in shape. Photo by Michael Davis

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PARTING SHOT Local band tries to make some good out of a sad situation. PG 62 AUTO Not sure what’s sadder … that the classic Mustang is turning 50, or that anyone who remembers the original is even older.

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Photography By Gloria Wright

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Models stomped the stages during Syracuse Fashion Week April 9-12. The events had work from local designers, burlesque dancTAKe ers, standup comedy, food and even a naked lady on a sushi table â&#x20AC;&#x201C; truly something for everyone.

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Living Space is looking for interesting, unique apartments, lofts and residences in downtown to feature. If you would take like to nominate a Living Space, please send an email with a low-res photo or two to: gwright@ syracusenewtimes.com.

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By Gloria Wright

Residents of apartments in the Pike Block share an inside lounge and outdoor patio. Photo by Gloria Wright

hen Beth Egan was a student at Syracuse University, downtown redevelopment was just beginning. “When I was in school, there was just Pastabilities,” she said. When she returned to Syracuse in August, as associate professor of advertising at SU, she and her husband moved into the latest downtown project: the Pike Block. VIP Structures Inc. is turning four underused historic buildings — the Witherill, Chamberlin, Wilson and Bond buildings, which have been part of downtown for more than 100 years — into a $25 million, 130,000-square-foot mixeduse facility in the heart of downtown. The project is named after Henry Pike, who built the four-story Witherill building on West Fayette and South Salina streets in 1855. After 20 years living in New York City, Egan wanted to keep as much of that urban lifestyle as possible. They looked at the Lofts on Willow, but decided they wanted more privacy than lofts can provide. “We wanted to be able to go to the bedroom and shut the door,” she said.

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Then they looked at the Pike Block apartment in the Witherill building “and it felt like someplace I wanted to go home to,’’ Egan said. “I’m really happy to be down there,’’ she said. They moved in while work was still progressing, and walked up the stairs to the top floor for 2½ months until the elevator was completed. And when the public lounge area was finished, she was happy to see it furnished with Stickley furniture. “That’s so much my style,” she said. The three windows in the living room face south, flooding the space with light, she said. Neither of the apartment’s two bedrooms, one of which is used as an office, has windows, which Egan said makes sleeping easier. Rent is “just shy of $1,400 a month,” which includes heat, she said. Living on the top floor included a bonus Egan said she didn’t expect. “The roof is metal, so when it rains, it makes a beautiful sound,’’ she said. SNT

Pike Block resident Beth Egan said she "fell in love with" the sliding door to a bedroom. Photo by Gloria Wright

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Max Ginsberg at the opening of his paintings, The Realities of Our Times, at the ArtRage Gallery

25th anniversary celebration of Partners in Learning at the Palace Theatre (top) Anna Elise Ruppert and Marisa GuzmĂĄn, (center) Isaac Dingui and Teresa Flores, 4-year old MANOS children, (bottom) Jessica Brown, Root Shock Reggae vocalist. Photos by Norman Weiner

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WEEKEND WARRIOR

WOD: A CrossFit buzz word that stands for “workout of the day.” Clients perform a timed round of exercises as fast as they TAKE can. Exercises change each day. Best performances for each WOD are posted on a white board at CrossFit Syracuse.

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Christie Bogdan of Syracuse lifts weights at CrossFit Syracuse, 3030 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Photo by Gloria Wright

SWEAT, POWER, MUSCLE

urvival of the fittest. That pretty much sums up CrossFit, an extreme exercise program that has gained popularity nationally.

CrossFit is a performance-based, high-intensity training concept that encompasses different aspects of physical fitness such as stamina, strength, flexibility, agility, balance, speed and power. The object of CrossFit workouts is to do as many exercises—such as push-ups, squats, pull-ups, overhead presses—as fast as you can. “It’s performance based, not aesthetically based,” says Dan Goldberg, a partner and head coach at CrossFit Syracuse. “The objective is to improve your physical qualities and train like an athlete.” Goldberg’s CrossFit Syracuse on Erie Boulevard East in DeWitt is one of 11 independently owned CrossFit affiliate locations within Onondaga County listed on CrossFit.com. The CrossFit franchise, founded in 2000 by Greg Glassman, has grown from 5,000 in 2012 to 8,000 affiliates worldwide in 2013. Last year, more than 138,000 people participated in the Reebok CrossFit Games, a competition to crown the fittest male and female athlete in

the world that was broadcast by ESPN. Joseph P. Sgambati III, of Syracuse, was introduced to CrossFit by a friend and loves it. “I have been a member of various gyms and had personal training multiple times and have never experienced the results I have this past year,” says Sgambati, 25. “But what I have enjoyed more than noticing physical results are the relationships I have formed. I found an incredibly supportive community that inspired me to accomplish things physically and mentally I was not confident in before.” Goldberg, 30, has been a certified CrossFit trainer for the last six years. He said the key benefit of CrossFit is an overall athletic transformation without specialization. Aerobic exercise, like running or using a rowing machine, is just one aspect of the workout. Jump squats, kettlebell lifts or body-weight movements (pull-ups on gymnastic rings) are among the other exercises incorporated into work-

outs. Classes last an hour at CrossFit Syracuse. “It’s an eclectic blend of weightlifting, gymnastics and cardio but workouts are limited to that,” Goldberg says. Goldberg says the work-your-butt-off training program is not for everyone. The average age of his clients is mid30s. CrossFit members range from pregnant women to clients in their 60s. “There’s a lot going on,” he says. “Because of the intensity, either you love it or it’s not for you.” Goldberg also stresses that CrossFit should not be done without a trained, certified coach. Supervision and correct technique are vital in order to minimize the chance of injuries. Beginners at CrossFit Syracuse are required to take a four-day Foundation Program class to acquaint themselves with movement, terminology and equipment. “It really requires an expert to teach you,” he says. “It’s not something you can do at home because there are complicated moves and steps.” Membership rates at CrossFit Syracuse range from $80 per month for military, fire and police personnel to $125 for unlimited classes. SNT

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A full-body exercise movement. One variation combines a squat thrust and a push-up.

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YOUR WHEELS

They may have looked sexy, but the 1968 Mustangs used in the famous Bullitt car chase scene were so much slower than TAKE the Dodge Chargers that the Charger drivers reportedly had to keep backing off the accelerators to keep the cars from pulling too far away.

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Concept: The first Mustang – the 1962 Mustang I concept – is a two seat, mid-engine sports car. It establishes the classic “pony car” proportion: a long, sweeping hood, short rear deck and sharply sculpted flanks.

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1964: Ford introduces the Mustang to the world at the World’s Fair in Flushing Meadows, New York, on April 17, 1964. It is named after the legendary P51 Mustang fighter plane from World War II. The price at launch: $2,368. 1965: The Shelby GT350 is introduced, with its 306-horsepower, 289-cid V-8. 1966: Mustang sales pass the 1 million mark in March.

1972: Styling is unchanged from 1971, and the only new model offering is the Sprint – a special red, white and blue exterior paint-and-tape package with coordinated interior.

1969: A “steed for every need” philosophy yields 11 different powertrain combinations. New models added to the lineup include the 290-horsepower Boss 302, the 375-horsepower Boss 429, plus the Mustang Mach 1 and the Grande luxury model.

1970: A ram air “Shaker” hood scoop is offered on any Mustang equipped with a 351-cid or larger V-8.

Ford Mustangs sold in the past 49 years.

Baby elephants the 2015 Ford Mustang could tow.

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Top speed of the 2015 Mustang. (It’s limited by a computer in the car.)

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1989: For Mustang’s 25th anniversary, all cars produced between April 17, 1989, and April 17, 1990, sport the familiar running horse on the dashboard with “25 Years” inscribed underneath.

1980: The 302-cid V-8 engine is dropped and replaced by an economy-minded 119-horsepower, 255-cid derivative of the “Windsor” small-block V-8.

1973: The 1973 model year is the last for the original Falcon-platform Mustang, and it’s also the last time a convertible version is offered for almost a full decade.

1990: Mustang now sports a driver’s-side airbag as standard equipment.

1981: The turbo four-cylinder is dropped from the Mustang engine lineup, and new emissions controls reduce the 255-cid V-8’s output to 115 horsepower.

1991: Entry-level Mustangs receive an improved 105-horsepower, twin-plug 2.3-liter four-cylinder engine with distributor-less ignition.

1982: The Mustang GT returns after a 12-year absence. Also back is the 5.0-liter V-8, rated at 157 horsepower. Optional T-Tops return.

1992: The stealthy Mustang LX 5.0 develops a cult following and outsells all other models combined.

1983: After 10 years, Mustang again has a convertible model, complete with power top and a tempered glass back window.

1993: In the last year for the “Fox Body,” Ford’s new Special Vehicle Team (SVT) introduces the limited-production Mustang Cobra with subtle but distinctive styling cues and performance upgrades. A racing “Cobra R” model – with just 107 units built – sells out prior to production.

For one thing, the company is planning to send pieces of a 2015 model convertible up the elevators of the Empire State Building to assemble them 1,000 feet above the street, on the 86th floor. (It’s a repeat of the stunt Ford pulled when it introduced the 1965 Mustang.) A caravan of Mustangs will stampede from California to North Carolina, and thousands of Mustangs will rev their engines at Mustang Club of America celebrations at the Charlotte Motor Speedway, in North Carolina, and the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, in Nevada. The two speedway events are expected to attract about 90,000 people and about 10,000 cars. A brochure for the first Mustang in 1965 boasts of some pretty swanky options: air conditioning, front seat belts, pushbutton AM radio, twospeed wipers and white sidewall tires. It sold for $2,368. The 2015 model has narrower headlights for more of a fierce look and new hood vents to remind us of a wild horse’s flared nostrils. It’s also about 300 pounds lighter than the current model. It will come in a standard V6, “Coyote” V8 or Eco-Boost four-cylinder that is rumored to get 40 miles per gallon. Most importantly, an optional app that works with Ford’s voice-activated Sync system allows you to order and pay for a Domino’s pizza from the car. Steve McQueen famously drove a 1968 Mustang 390 GT in the classic car chase scene in the movie Bullitt. In 2008, Ford celebrated the 40th

1968: The 302-cid V-8 replaces the “289” midyear, and a medium-riser version of Ford’s premiere race engine, the 427-cid V-8 (rated at 390 horsepower), is offered as a $622 option. On April 1, the 428 Cobra Jet engine debuts as part of an option package aimed at enthusiasts.

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The iconic Ford Mustang turns 50 this week, and Ford’s planning plenty of buck-wild celebrations.

1967: The 1967 Mustang gains consensus as the high water mark for pony car design in the 1960s. The 2+2 model goes from a semi-notchback to a sweeping full fastback roofline. The Shelby GT500 is introduced, powered by a hefty 428-cid V-8 that produces 355 horsepower.

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1974: The completely redesigned Mustang II is introduced. Compared with the outgoing 1973 model, the all-new Mustang II is 19 inches shorter and 490 pounds lighter. For the first time, there is no V-8 engine and no Mustang convertible. 1975: V-8 power returns to Mustang in the form of the 302 cubic-inch small-block.

1976: The Cobra II package joins the lineup, replete with nonfunctional hood scoop, racing stripes and front and rear spoilers. 1977: To appeal to convertible fans, fastback models now are available with T-Top removable glass panels.

1978: The new King Cobra model is the first Mustang to wear a “5.0” badge – the metric equivalent of 302 cubic inches, in the form of a decal affixed to its rearwardfacing hood scoop.

1984: Ford’s Special Vehicle Operations creates the Mustang SVO, which features a turbocharged and intercooled 2.3-liter four-cylinder, bigger tires and brakes and a dual-wing rear spoiler. 1985: Mustang gets a revised 5.0-liter HO (high output) V-8 that makes 210 horsepower when mated to a manual transmission.

1986: Mustang’s V-8 trades its carburetor for new sequential multi-port fuel injection. 1987: Mustang undergoes a restyle and gains a new “aero” body.

1988: More than half of the 211,225 Mustangs sold for 1988 were powered by the 5.0liter V-8.

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2000: The third SVT Mustang Cobra R is produced. This version has a 385-horsepower, 5.4-liter DOHC V-8 and features the first six-speed manual transmission ever offered in a Mustang. 2001: Inspired by the 1968 Mustang 390 GT driven by Steve McQueen in the movie classic Bullitt, the Mustang Bullitt GT makes its debut.

1994: For its 30th anniversary, Mustang is dramatically restyled to evoke the car’s heritage and performance tradition. Fully 1,330 of the vehicle’s 1,850 parts are changed. 1995: The venerable 5.0-liter V-8 spends its final model year in the Mustang. SVT produces 250 Cobra R models powered by a 300-horsepower, 351 cid V-8.

1996: For the first time, Mustang GTs and SVT Mustang Cobras are equipped with Ford’s new 4.6-liter “modular” V-8 engine, which uses overhead cams to open the intake and exhaust valves.

Speaking of anniversaries, the ubiquitous Little Tykes Cozy Coupe has turned 30. Like some of us who are also hovering around middle age, it has had a little work done. The 30th anniversary edition has a new friendly face on the front and a removable floorboard. It retains the classic opening and closing gas cap and clicking ignition switch. You can buy it in the old-school red and yellow, or shake things up a bit with pink, purple and black options. The happy blob of plastic may give us warm, fuzzy feelings, but the assembly instructions sent online reviewers into conniptions. “Tears were shed,” writes one parent. SNT

— Sources: Autoweek; Ford 04.16.14 - 04.23.14 | syracusenewtimes.com

2008: The 9 millionth Mustang – a GT convertible – is sold to an Iowa farmer. 2009: Ford Mustang’s 45th anniversary is celebrated on April 17, 2009, in Birmingham, Ala.

anniversary of the movie with a special-edition Mustang Bullitt model. Other famous Mustang drivers include former President Bill Clinton, Jim Morrison, Funkmaster Flex, Sammy Hagar and Kelly Clarkson. (Also Jay Leno, but we won’t count him because he also owns every other damn hot car in the world.) SNT 2002: Mustang stands alone in the marketplace as its two closest competitors – the Chevrolet Camaro and Pontiac Firebird – end production.

2003: The Mustang Mach 1 model returns with a 305-horsepower V-8 engine and the signature ram-air “Shaker” hood scoop. 2004: Ford produces its 300 millionth car – a 004 Mustang GT convertible 40th anniversary edition. The 2004 Mustangs are the last cars built at Ford’s fabled Dearborn Assembly Plant, which had produced every model Mustang year since the car’s inception.

2005: Production of the all-new 2005 Ford Mustang begins in fall, 2004, at the AAI assembly plant in Flat Rock, Mich.

2010: Mustang gets new, more muscular styling with features such as a power-dome hood and sequential turn signals 2011: The 5.0 badge returns to Mustang with the introduction of the all-new 5.0-liter ‘Coyote’ V8 2012: The best handling Mustang ever, the 2012 Boss 302 returns to the lineup for the first time in more than 40 years. 2013: At 662 horsepower, the supercharged 5.8-liter V8 in the 2013 Shelby GT500 is the most powerful production V8 in the world 2014: Flat Rock Assembly Plant celebrates the production of 1 million Mustangs 2015: All-new Ford Mustang debuts

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2007: A special “Warriors in Pink” Mustang is introduced to help raise funds for Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure breast cancer research. The SVT-engineered Shelby GT500 is introduced.

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Notice of Formation of 6850 East Genesee Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/31/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 6962 St. Andrews Circle, Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful activity.

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Syracuse, NY 13208. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: EVEREST TRUCKING, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/9/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: Indra Powdyal, 818 Park St., Apt 4, Syracuse, NY 13208. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: Indra Powdyal, 818 Park St., Apt 4, Onondaga, NY 13208. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Gizmo’s Videogames and Wrestling LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/20/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 102 S. Main Street, Syracuse, NY 13212. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 529 S. Collingwood Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Heather Kukowski Investigations LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 3/27/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 117 Croyden Lane, apt A, Syracuse, NY, 13224. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: PO Box 273, Syracuse, NY, 13214. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Morris Velo LLC . The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/27/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 621 Otisco St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 621 Otisco St.,Syracuse, NY 13204. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: MY LUCKY TUMMY, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/08/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 262 Kensington Place, Syracuse, NY 13210. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 262 Kensington Place, Syracuse, NY 13210. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Nuclear Quality & Procurement Engineering Consultants, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 02/25/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 3728 Dutchman Dr., Baldwinsville, NY 13027. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: United States Corporation, agents,Inc., Suite 202, 7014 13th Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11228. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Supplier Oversight & Procurement Engineering. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: ThirdGen Home Inspections LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/21/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 737 Schuyler St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 737 Schuyler St., Syracuse, NY 13204. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes.

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CLASSIFIED Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Vape N’ Puff LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/20/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 114 J Kings Park Drive, Liverpool, NY 13090. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Vestra Healthcare Technologies, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 03/19/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga_ County. The principal business location is: 235 Harrison St., Syracuse, NY 13202. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 4192 Fireside Circle, Liverpool, NY 13090. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: young Bull Construction LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 12/11/13. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209.

The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 5858 East Molloy Rd.,Suite 137, Syracuse, NY 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (PLLC). The name of the PLLC is: Linda

Sillars

Nurse

Practitioner in Psychiatry. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with

the

Secretary

of State of New York (SSNY) on: 1/31/14. The

office

the

company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 169 East Genesee St, Skaneateles, NY 13152. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 169 East Genesee St, Skaneateles, NY 13152. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. The name of the LLC is JETTY T R A N S P O R TAT I O N LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with

the

Secretary

of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/1/2014. The

office

the

company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 1205 GRAND AVENUE, SYRACUSE, NY 13219.

The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 1205 GRAND AVENUE, SYRACUSE, NY 13219. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. The name of the LLC is: BLESSED T R A N S P O R TAT I O N , LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/2/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8571 WHITING RD, CICERO, NY 13039. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 8571 WHITING RD, CICERO, NY 13039. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Pompey Ridge LLC, Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on March 5, 2014. Office location: County of Onandaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to:   Pompey Ridge LLC, 10360 Pendery Drive, Cincinnati, Ohio 45242. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Rolling River – RE, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/8/13. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Steve Hadley, 6706 East Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

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NOTICE OF FORMATION OF SAM’S CASH & CARRY, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. 1. The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is Sam’s Cash & Carry, LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on March 20, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga. 4.The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: 344 North Salina St., Syracuse, NY 13203. 6. The company is to be managed by one or more managers. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York.

Notice of Formation

3/24/14.

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Notice of Formation of SHDJ, LLC amended to SHJD, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/4/13. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 6706 East Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

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Notice of Formation of Synergy Operations, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 11/4/13. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 4246 North Street, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose: any lawful activity.

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of THE SHOP ON ERIE LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/2/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process

against

may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 3663 Cobb Hill Road, Cazenovia, NY 13035. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of formation of

Wholesale

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chant Solutions, LLC. Articles of Org. filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 4/2/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is

designated

agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 2219 Cornflower Way, E. Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Qualification of Frank Entertainment Group, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on

addr.: 1003 W. Indiantown Rd., Jupiter, FL 33458.

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in DE on 3/20/14. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY upon whom process may be served. addr.

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Notice of Qualification of High Steel Service Center LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 3/11/14. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in PA on 8/31/06. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. PA and principal business address: 1853 William Penn Way, Lancaster, PA 17605. Cert. of Org. filed with PA Sec. of the Commonwealth, Rm 206 North Office Bldg., Harrisburg, PA 17105. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Reg. of Christopher & McQuillan, LLP. Filed with the Secretary of State of New York on 02/11/2014. Off. Loc.: Onondaga County. The SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLP upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLP, 430 E. Genesee Street, Suite 111, Syracuse, New York 13202. Purpose: Law. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION Plaintiff(s). Against DANIEL B. BARRY A/K/A DANIEL BARRY, Defendant(s). Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale duly entered 12/27/2013, I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the West Lobby 2nd Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY 13202 on 4/29/2014 at 10:00 am premises known as 317 Fay Road, Solvay, NY 13219. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon

erected, situate, lying and being in the Village of Solvay, County of Onondaga and State of New York. Section 016 Block 01 Lot 27. Approximate amount of lien $94,236.48 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 136/13 David Rizzo, Esq., Referee STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorney’s for Plaintiff ), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated: 2/24/2014. File Number: 201201264 MNH. STATE OF NEW YORK SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA WELLS FARGO BANK, N.A. Plaintiff vs. KAREN GILES, And JOHN DOE,  Defendants. S U M M O N S    I n d e x No. 2013-5961. This is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose. To the above named Defendants: You are hereby summoned to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the plaintiff’s attorneys within thirty days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answe the

summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Dated: March 18, 2014. The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of Hon. J. Donald F. Cerio, Jr.  , Justice of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed the 10th  day of March,  2014 at Syracuse, New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage on the following property: ALL that tract or parcel of land, situate in the City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and described as Lot 14 in a certain plan of lots called Lynnhurst as surveyed for Arnold Roe and Mix by G.E. Higgins, a surveyor, and filed in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County, January 10, 1899. These premises are also known as 145 Lynhurst Avenue West, Syracuse NY, 13205. Michael Jablonski, Esq. Woods Oviatt Gilman LLP Attorneys for Plaintiff: 700 Crossroads Building, 2 State Street,   Rochester, New York  14614. S U P P L E M E N TA L SUMMONS. Index No. 2013-4218. STATE OF NEW YORK. SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, N.A., Plaintiff, -vs- KEITH M. MORGAN A/K/A KEITH M. MORGAN, JR., if living and if he be dead, and all persons who are wives, lienors, heirs, devisees, distributees, successors in interest of such of them as may be dead, and their husbands and wives, heirs, devisees, distributees, and successors in interest all of whom and whose names and places are unknown to

To place your ad call (315) 422-7011 or fax (315) 422-1721 or e-mail classified@syracusenewtimes.com Plaintiff; JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, N.A.; NEW YORK STATE OF DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; “JOHN DOE” AND “JANE DOE” said names being fictitious, it being the intention of Plaintiff to designate any and all occupants of premises being foreclosed herein, Defendants. Mortgaged Premises: 203 PLEASANT STREET, MANLIUS, NY 13104. TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT(S): YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in the above entitled action and to serve a copy of your Answer on the plaintiff’s attorney within twenty (20) days of the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, or within thirty (30) days after service of the same is complete where service is made in any manner other than by personal delivery within the State. The United States of America, if designated as a defendant in this action, may answer or appear within sixty (60) days of service. Your failure to appear or answer will result in a judgment against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. In the event that a deficiency balance remains from the sale proceeds, a judgment may be entered against you, unless the Defendant obtained a bankruptcy discharge and such other or further relief as may be just and equitable. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending payment to your mortgage

company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. That this action is being amended to include the possible heirs of Keith M. Morgan a/k/a Keith M. Morgan, Jr., as said individual could not be located. That this action is also being amended to add New York State of Department of Taxation and Finance and United States of America as necessary parties to the action. ONONDAGA County is designated as the place of trial. The basis of venue is the location of the mortgaged premises. Dated: January 23, 2014. /s/_________ Mark K. Broyles, Esq. FEIN, SUCH & CRANE, LLP Attorneys for Plaintiff Office and P.O. Address 28 East Main Street, Suite 1800 Rochester, New York 14614 Telephone No. (585)232-7400 (SECTION: 025, BLOCK: 02, LOT: 12.0). NATURE AND OBJECT OF ACTION The object of the above action is to foreclose a mortgage held by the Plaintiff recorded in the County of ONONDAGA, State of New York as more particularly described in the Complaint herein. TO THE DEFENDANTS, except KEITH M. MORGAN A/K/A KEITH M. MORGAN, JR., the plaintiff makes no personal claim against you in this action. To the above named defendants: The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of the Hon. DEBORAH H. KARALUNAS, a Justice of the Supreme Court of the State of N.Y., dated March 20, 2014 and filed along with the supporting papers in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office. This is an action to foreclose a mortgage. The premises is described as follows: ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND, situate in the

Village of Manlius, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and being the same premises deeded by Nelson Caswall and Ruby C. Caswall, his wife, to Edward Cheney by deed dated November 1, 1871 and therein described as follows: Beginning at the southeast corner of land on which Jacob Baker resided in the center of Pleasant Street; thence northerly along said Baker’s east line 24 rods to a stake; thence easterly, at right angles, with said last named line to the west line of Daniel Thomas’ land; thence southerly along said Thomas’ (now or formerly) west line and the west line of Sophrona Chapman (now or formerly) land to the center of Pleasant Street; thence westerly along the center of Pleasant Street to the place of beginning, containing 96 square rods of land, be the same more or less. And being the same premises as conveyed by Elizabeth H. Bixby to Charles E. Fry and Cora J. Fry, his wife, by deed dated June 13, 1924, and recorded in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on June 14, 1924, in Book 540 of deeds, at page 2048c. EXCEPTING AND RESERVING from the above described premises all that piece or parcel of land situate in the Village of Manlius, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and bounded and described as follows: Beginning at the northwest corner of the parcel of land conveyed to Charles E. Fry and Cora J. Fry by Elizabeth H. Bixby by deed dated June 13, 1924, and recorded in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on June 14, 1924, in Liber 540 of Deeds, page 2048c; running thence easterly along the north line of said parcel to the northeast corner thereof; thence southerly on the east line of said parcel 120 feet to the post; thence westerly parallel with the north line to a point in the west line of said lot; thence northerly along the west line of said lot 120 feet to the place of beginning, be the quantity more or less. Premises known as 203 Pleasant Street, Manlius, NY 13104.

SYRACUSE DOWNTOWN DIRECT LLC has been formed under Section 203 of the Limited Liability Company Law. The Articles of Organization were filed with the New York Secretary of State on December 23, 2013. The county in which the office is located is Onondaga. The New York Secretary of State has been designated as the agent of the LLC upon whom process may be served. The New York Secretary of State shall mail a copy of any process served to Patrick T. Baker, 2606 Pearl Street, P. O. Box 188, New Woodstock, NY 13122. The purpose of this LLC is any lawful business purpose. Take notice that the name of the limited liability company is FSS Global, LLC.  The articles of organization have been filed with the secretary of state on December 23, 2013.  The office for the limited liability company within the state is located in Onondaga County.  The secretary of state has been designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served and the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against it served upon him or her to FSS Global, LLC, 108 Kennedy Street, Fayetteville, NY 13066. The purpose of the limited liability company is to engage in any legal business activity. TKS Holdings, LLC, a domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC), filed with the Sec of State of NY on April 7, 2014.  NY Office location: Onondaga County.  SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.  SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her to Davies Law Firm, P.C., 210 E. Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202.  General Purposes.

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VIC Holdings, LLC, a domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC), filed with the Sec of State of NY on February 27, 2014.  NY Office location: Onondaga County.  SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.  SSNY shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/her to Davies Law Firm, P.C., 210 E. Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202.  General Purposes.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Karma works both ways. If you do ignorant things,

It’s Compensation Week. If you have in the past suffered from injustice, it’s an excellent time to go in quest of restitution. If you have been deprived of the beauty you need to thrive, now is the time to get filled up. Wherever your life has been out of balance, you have the power to create more harmony. Don’t be shy about seeking redress. Ask people to make amends. Pursue restorations. But don’t, under any circumstances, lust for revenge.

ignorant things may eventually be done to you. Engage in generous actions, and at some future date you may be the unexpected beneficiary of generosity. I’m expecting more of the latter than the former for you in the coming days, Libra. I think fate will bring you sweet compensations for your enlightened behavior in the past. I’m reminded of the fairy tale in which a peasant girl goes out of her way to be kind to a seemingly feeble, disabled old woman. The crone turns out to be a good witch who rewards the girl with a bag of gold. But as I hinted, there could also be a bit of that other kind of karma lurking in your vicinity. Would you like to ward it off? All you have to do is unleash a flurry of good deeds. Anytime you have a chance to help people in need, do it.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Our brains are no longer conditioned for reverence and awe,” said novelist John Updike. That’s a sad possibility. Could you please do something to dispute or override it, Taurus? Would it be too much to ask if I encouraged you to go out in quest of lyrical miracles that fill you with wonder? Can I persuade you to be alert for sweet mysteries that provoke dizzying joy and uncanny breakthroughs that heal a wound you’ve feared might forever plague you? Here’s what the astrological omens suggest: Phenomena that stir reverence and awe are far more likely than usual.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) As they lie in the sand, African crocodiles are in the habit of opening their jaws wide for hours at a time. It keeps them cool, and allows for birds called plovers to stop by and pluck morsels of food that are stuck between the crocs’ molars. The relationship is symbiotic. The teeth-cleaners eat for free as they provide a service for the large reptiles. As I analyze your astrological aspects, Scorpio, I’m inclined to see an opportunity coming your way that has a certain resemblance to the plovers. Can you summon the necessary trust and courage to take full advantage?

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I wonder if it’s time for you to modify an old standby. I’m getting the sense that you should consider tinkering with a familiar resource that has served you pretty well. Why? This resource may have some hidden weakness that you need to attend to in order to prevent a future disruption. Now might be one of those rare occasions when you should ignore the old rule, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” So be proactive, Gemini. Investigate what’s going on beneath the surface. Make this your motto: “I will solve the problem before it’s a problem -- and then it will never be a problem.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Do you really have what it takes or do you not have what it takes?” That’s the wrong question to ask, in my opinion. You can’t possibly know the answer ahead of time, for one thing. To dwell on that quandary would put you on the defensive and activate your fear, diminishing your power to accomplish the task at hand. Here’s a more useful inquiry: “Do you want it strongly enough or do you not want it strongly enough?” With this as your meditation, you might be inspired to do whatever’s necessary to pump up your desire. And that is the single best thing you can do to ensure your ultimate success.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) I swear my meditations are more dynamic when I hike along the trail through the marsh than if I’m pretzeled up in the lotus position back in my bedroom. Maybe I’ve been influenced by Aristotle’s Peripatetic School. He felt his students learned best when they accompanied him on long strolls. Then there was philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, who testified that his most brilliant thoughts came to him as he rambled far and wide. Even if this possibility seems whimsical to you, Leo, I invite you to give it a try. According to my reading of the current astrological omens, your moving body is likely to generate bright ideas and unexpected solutions and visions of future adventures.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Throughout North America and Europe, there are hundreds of unused roads. Many are former exit and entrance ramps to major highways, abandoned for one reason or another. Some are stretches of pavement that used to be parts of main thoroughfares before they were rerouted. I suggest we make “unused roads” your metaphor of the week, Virgo. It may be time for you to bring some of them back into operation, and maybe even relink them to the pathways they were originally joined to. Are there any missing connections in your life that you would love to restore? Any partial bridges you feel motivated to finish building?

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Are you sure you have enough obstacles? I’m afraid you’re running low. And that wouldn’t be healthy, would it? Obstacles keep you honest, after all. They motivate you to get smarter. They compel you to grow your willpower and develop more courage. Please understand that I’m not taking about trivial and boring obstacles that make you numb. I’m referring to scintillating obstacles that fire up your imagination; rousing obstacles that excite your determination to be who you want and get what you want. So your assignment is to acquire at least one new interesting obstacle. It’s time to tap into a deeper strain of your ingenuity. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In 1937, physicist George Paget Thomson won a Nobel Prize for the work he did to prove that the electron is a wave. That’s funny, because his father, physicist J.J. Thomson, was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1906 for showing that the electron is a particle. Together, they helped tell the whole story about the electron, which as we now know is both a wave and a particle. I think it’s an excellent time for you to try something similar to what George did: follow up on some theme from the life of one of your parents or mentors; be inspired by what he or she did, but also go beyond it; build on a gift he or she gave the world, extending or expanding it.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You have been a pretty decent student lately, Aquarius. The learning

curve was steep, but you mastered it as well as could be expected. You had to pay more attention to the intricate details than you liked, which was sometimes excruciating, but you summoned the patience to tough it out. Congrats! Your against-the-grain effort was worth it. You are definitely smarter now than you were four weeks ago. But you are more wired, too. More stressed. In the next chapter of your life story, you will need some downtime to integrate all you’ve absorbed. I suggest you schedule some sessions in a sanctuary where you can relax more deeply than you’ve allowed yourself to relax in a while.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) You have the power to shut what has been open or open what has been

shut. That’s a lot of responsibility. Just because you have the power to unleash these momentous actions doesn’t mean you should rashly do so. Make sure your motivations are pure and your integrity is high. Try to keep fear and egotism from influencing you. Be aware that whatever you do will send out ripples for months to come. And when you are confident that you have taken the proper precautions, by all means proceed with vigor and rigor. Shut what has been open or open what has been shut -- or both.

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George Kilpatrick, a longtime Central New York media personality, co-chaired Vera House’s White Ribbon Campaign in 2009. TAKe In 2012, he was named the agency’s men’s outreach coordinator.

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What’s the scope of Vera House’s men’s outreach programs?

What’s the value of the annual White Ribbon Campaign?

We received a federal grant (through the Violence Against Women Act) for outreach to men and boys 13 and up. We run programs in high schools around violence prevention. We’re looking to intervene in the lives of men and boys before violence occurs. We also use the 12 Men Model. We ask one man to be in conversation with 11 peers to unpack some of the ways we can be better allies to the women and girls in their lives.

We really try to focus on the societal silence around domestic violence — that we’re ashamed to be in a relationship like that or we didn’t say something about someone’s behavior. We can’t just say, “I’m not that guy.” We have to examine our words. Do we know that guy? Do we go along or do we speak up?

How do your programs address African-American men? The culture of dominance, the culture of violence is pervasive across cultures. Some of the stories we tell, the words we use, may have the unintended consequence of allowing violence to occur. We know there are certain cultures where it appears women don’t have full rights. We want to create a space where people feel comfortable enough to break the silence. Maybe there’s a (comfort level) because I’m going into the churches that have large representations of African-Americans. When did men become part of this conversation?

After a 20-year-run, George Kilpatrick broadcast his final show on WSYR-AM (570) on March 30. His syndicated show, New Inspiration for the Nation, continues on WHEN-AM (620) and in nine other markets. Stay tuned: Kilpatrick expects to announce a new role with Clear Channel, which owns WSYR.

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Wednesday, April 30, 6 to 9 p.m. Gifford Foundation, 126 N. Salina St., 100 Clinton Square, Syracuse. Free violence prevention program for athletic coaches designed to inspire them to teach young male athletes about the importance of respect for themselves, others and women and girls. For information, call (315) 4250818, ext. 228.

This area of prevention and men really taking leadership is new. Women have been doing this work for a long time. We need men at the table to take responsibility — not about what she’s wearing but about their actions. Men don’t talk to each other about relationships. We allow men the freedom to have conversations about the intimate details and pain they don’t get to express. Give me an example. I did a talk in (the county jail at) Jamesville. We talked about men’s expectations of women. There’s a language about putting a man down: he’s a b-word or a p-word. We’re trying to understand how those words become abusive when we describe a woman as less than a man.

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What about men who are abused by women? Our efforts are focused on men’s violence against women because 90 percent of the domestic violence is men against women. This does not excuse any violence by women against men. We provide services to anyone who is a victim. We think men can stop violence and men can stop rape. How do you address the expanding understanding of gender identity and the changing definition of family? We provide services to the LGBTQ community. We talk about masculinity, and when the issue comes up. We know that homophobia is connected to this issue. Gender identity is a new area for us, and we have some training to talk about it. You work with 13-year-old boys. That seems awfully young. Are you in the middle schools? We’re in a culture that is highly sexualized. Because of the media and social media, we can’t start this too early. How do you talk about these issues with your children? I have a son, who is 20. I have three girls: 18, 14 and 12. I am really blunt. I am that parent whose daughters have to stop me: “TMI, Dad, TMI.” The best I can do for my daughters is to show my wife (Gloria) love and respect. If I do that, they’ll know what to expect in a relationship. SNT Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor based in Manlius. Follow her on Twitter @ReneeKGadoua.

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Who: Master Thieves; opener: Mike Powell. When: Saturday, April 19. Doors at 7 p.m., show at 8 p.m. Where: The Lost Horizon, 5863 TAKE Thompson Road. Tickets: $8 in advance, $10 at the door. Available at upstateshows.com and thelosthorizon. com. Donations accepted at: youcaring.com/loveislife.

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ost of us take far too much for granted. We waste time holding grudges, complaining and thinking of things we want or think we need, materialistically and otherwise. My band, Master Thieves, is guilty of this as well, sometimes losing sight that we are the luckiest people in the world to make music together, as a group that has become a family. It’s for this reason especially that we were at a loss when we heard that our bandmate Chuck Dorgan might have to miss one of our biggest shows yet, headlining the legendary The Lost Horizon this Saturday, a show we planned three months ago. His sister, Stacy, lives in Germany with her husband, Ingo, and children, Fiona and Leo. Chuck got the news recently that Ingo’s stage four pancreatic cancer had worsened dramatically. The future is not bright. The news hit hard. I’ve never met Stacy, Ingo or their children, but I’m close enough with Chuck to know that they must be incredible people. We considered postponing the Lost Horizon show. Chuck started the band and is, without a doubt, the heart and soul of it. He is the ultimate cheerleader and supporter, dedicated to pushing us forward. Yet, as we thought about what he wants for us all

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as a band, we realized canceling or moving the date would give in to the sadness, the loss. That’s not the answer. The answer is to every day recognize the gifts we have that we fail to honor in the way we should. The answer is to play the show with more energy, conviction and love than before and to spread that energy to as many people as we can. We’re going to play the show, and I hope people come and help raise money for pancreatic cancer research and Chuck’s family. I also hope it helps people remember how lucky we are to breathe, walk, talk, dance, celebrate and connect on a daily basis. We take each other for granted, and we shouldn’t. SNT Follow Jessica Novak on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ JessRockNovak, on Twitter at twitter.com/JessRock87 and on Instagram at @JessRock87.

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Two Row Wampum short film a reminder of 400-year-old promise A film shot during the summer’s Two Row Wampum Renewal Campaign will be shown 2:30 p.m. today at Moon Library, Room 110, SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry. The film, Guswenta: Renewing the Two Row Wampum, was named best short film in March at the Rated SR Socially Relevant Film Fest in New York City. Filmmaker Gwendolen Cates shot the film during the 28-day trip from Onondaga Nation waterways and down the Hudson River. Robin Kimmerer, director of the SUNY ESF Center for Native Peoples and the Environment, and Hickory Edwards, a member of the Onondaga Nation’s Turtle Clan and Two Row lead paddler, will speak after the screening. The New Times covered the historic event, with stories in Syracuse, Albany and New York City. The project’s goal was to remind the community of Europeans’ 400-year-old promise to respect the culture of the indigenous peoples and to commit to stewardship of the Earth. This agreement was commemorated in the Two Row Wampum. SNT Two Row Wampum belt. Photo by Michael Davis

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Leaders of the Onondaga Nation and their Swedish partners in Plantagon recently started planting seeds for a possible sustainable, high-tech vertical greenhouse to be built in Syracuse. The Plantagon project has the backing of the Onondagas for its commitment to reducing the carbon footprint of food production. But no local proposal yet exists, nor has a feasibility study been conducted or possible investors identified. Even though local plans are vague, the topic is trending. NPR last week reported on a Chicago project using garbage to fuel vertical farming. The entrepreneur is repurposing a former meatpacking facility into an energy self-sufficient food production operation housing nonprofits, for-profits and educational enterprises. Read about it online at tinyurl.com/kgj4pmz. Recent stories highlight projects under way in Scranton, Pa.; Singapore; and Japan. Last month, Green Spirit Farms, of New Buffalo, Mich., announced plans for a 300,000-square-foot vertical farming operation in an empty factory near Scranton. It’s said to be the largest vertical farming site in the country. Read about it at tinyurl.com/psz4ysk. SNT Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor based in Manlius. Follow her on Twitter @ReneeKGadoua.

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