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WELCOME TO THE WORLD’S WACKY EVENTS

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Syracuse New Times has been printing News and Blues, the weekly column of humorous items culled from around the globe, since its inception in the early 1970s. Compiler-in-chief Roland Sweet died last summer, alas, and he took News and Blues with him, although he did leave behind a considerable backlog of tidbits that has now been exhausted.

Replacing Roland’s stellar work is certainly no summer drive through wine country, yet that void had to be filled with something. Thus, Chuck Shepherd’s longtime column News of the Weird should bridge that gap.

Shepherd, whose eclectic resume also includes stints as a criminal defense lawyer, a journalism law teacher and a basketball statistician for the Washington Bullets, started his venture as a lark in the 1970s, as he and some Washington, D.C., pals started collecting strange-but-true clippings, then printed the news nuggets as a ’zine for their friends. When the alternative newsweekly Washington City Paper published one of Shepherd’s columns in 1988, other alt-weeklies wanted in on the action, and a funny franchise was born.

Roland Sweet would probably approve of his posthumous successor, too: He, Shepherd and John J. Kohut co-authored three paperback editions, News of the Weird (1989), More News of the Weird (1990) and Beyond News of the Weird (1991). The News of the Weird column will not be available on the Syracuse New Times website, however. To catch up on what you’ve missed, there’s a treasure trove available at newsoftheweird.com.

Jail Is Hell

The eye-catching Vietnamese model and Playboy (Venezuela edition) Playmate Angie Vu complained to the New York Daily News in April that her five-plus months in jail in Brooklyn have been “torture” and “cruel” because of her lack of access to beauty care. Vu is fighting extradition to France for taking her

rejection of doctors. Walton’s now-irreversible damage leaves her frail and dependent on portable oxygen, and she will likely need lung and heart transplants to survive. Idaho and five other states immunize parents from criminal prosecution if they reject medical care on the ground of religious teachings.

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9-year-old daughter in violation of the father’s custody claim and is locked up until a federal judge rules. Among her complaints: “turning pale” in the “harsh light”; lack of “Guerlain’s moisturizer”; inability to look at herself for months (because glass mirrors are prohibited); and “worrying” about being hit on by “lesbians” (thus causing “wrinkles”). At least, she told the reporter, she has found God in jail and passes time reading the Bible.

Questionable Judgments

Chef Mahbub Chowdhury pleaded guilty in April to food and hygiene violations in Swindon (England) Magistrates Court after inspectors found “brown fingerprints” in the kitchen at his Yeahya Flavour of Asia carry-out restaurant. Chowdhury was candid about his “cultural” habit of bypassing toilet paper and using his hand to clean himself.

The plastic bottle with the fingerprints, Chowdbury said, contained water that he normally used instead of the toilet paper, and his lawyer argued that since the bottle was never actually lab-tested, the brown spots could have been “spices.”

England’s Brighton and Hove City Council, striving to be progressive, issued

a directive to parents of new school students (kids as young as age 4) calling on them to mark the gender identity they prefer — and notes that any child who identifies as other than male or female should leave the space blank and consult with officials individually. (Critics, according to The Sun, expressed that school should be for “developing” such identities without the necessity of declaring them so early in life.)

England’s Brighton and Hove City Council, striving to be progressive, issued a directive to parents of new school students (kids as young as age 4) calling on them to mark the gender identity they prefer-- and notes that any child who identifies as other than male or female should leave the space blank and consult with officials individually. (Critics, according to The Sun, expressed that school should be for “developing” such identities without the necessity of declaring them so early in life.)

Christian political activist David Barton told his WallBuilders radio audience recently that Disney’s anthropomorphic characters (e.g., Bambi) are simply gateways to kids’ learning Babylonian pagan worship.

Brooklyn “prophet” Yakim Manasseh Jordan told followers recently that he has arranged with God to bring people back from the dead if they — cheerfully — offer a “miracle favor cloud” of gifts as low as $1,000.

James David Manning, chief pastor of the Atlah Worldwide Missionary Church in Harlem, in a recent online sermon, stepped up his usual anti-gay rhetoric, warning “sodomites” that God would soon send flames “coming out of your butthole.” A gay and transgender support group is fundraising to buy Atlah’s building and set up a shelter.

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The Tap Inn bar in Billings, Mont., released April 11 surveillance video of the armed robbery staged by two men and a woman (still on the lam), showing two liplocked customers at the bar, lost in affectionate embrace during the entire crime, seemingly oblivious of danger.

The robbers, perhaps impressed by the couple’s passion, ignored them — even while emptying the cash register just a few feet away.

Andru Jolstad, 26, was arrested on April 16 and charged with using a pry bar to break into the cash boxes of four machines at Zap’s Arcade in Mesa, Ariz.

Following citizen tips, a cop arrived to find Jolstad on his knees alongside one machine with his arm still inside. His total take from the spree was $18, and he’ll likely be sent back to prison from an earlier charge.

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By Renée K. Gadoua

DANIEL BERRIGAN: PRIEST, POET, PROTESTER

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ince infamous Jesuit activist Daniel Berrigan died April 30, tributes have exploded, praising the influence the “holy outlaw” had on the peace movement and the Catholic Church. He’s been lauded as one of the most influential modern Catholic thinkers. Although the priest died just nine days short of his 95th birthday, many have mourned the end of a certain kind of activism, unyielding in its commitment to seeking a peaceful world based on principles of faith.

My brush with Berrigan fame came in 1984. He had just spoken to about 120 people at Le Moyne College, where he taught for six years before his anti-war activism brought him international fame.

I was a college sophomore. David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” was a big hit, and Prince had yet to release his film Purple Rain. Ronald Reagan was in the White House, and when people mentioned Star Wars, they were often talking about the escalating nuclear arms race with Russia.

Berrigan, the priest and poet known for the 1968 Catonsville, Md., protest in which he and eight others set draft records afire with homemade napalm, was on campus to deliver the provocatively titled lecture “The Disarmed Christ and the Deterring Church.” Berrigan, ever austere with spirituality leaning to self-righteousness, blasted Reagan’s warmongering and criticized Catholic bishops for not strongly enough opposing Reagan’s policies. Disarmament, he said, is “a powerful statement of piety.”

It was the kind of blunt statement that made Berrigan a hero, an inspiration and role model to some and a traitor with questionable Christian credentials to others. It was, without question, heady stuff for impressionable students at a small Catholic college in upstate New York.

The existence of nuclear weapons, he continued, raises the question: “What does our God look like?”

God “looks like . . . what we look like to one another,” he answered. God is in “how we see women, and blacks, and Native Americans, and children and the aged, and the expendable of our great cities, and El Salvadorans and Nicaraguans. If the question is truly understood, it opens up every question.”

Boom. In one quote, Berrigan challenged every Catholic — no, every human being — to consider his convictions: Every life has value. You can’t say you love people and destroy them. If you say everyone is made in the image of God, you must love everyone, because everyone is connected.

Berrigan, then 63, joined a handful of students for a beer after that lecture. As I recorded in an earnest article for a Le Moyne College literary magazine, Berrigan asked us about our studies and our plans for the future.

(Alas, my story includes no direct quotes from that conversation.) He spent less than an hour with us, but memories of that encounter have stayed with me.

Soon after news of his death became public, family and friends were describing their own encounters with Dan and his activist brothers, Philip, who died in 2002, and

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Jerry, who died last summer.

Dan attended Jerry’s funeral at Syracuse’s St. Lucy’s Church in July. The sole surviving Berrigan brother — frail, stoic and silent — sat in a wheelchair next to his brother’s coffin. Dan didn’t speak during the funeral — an ironic metaphor that could not have escaped the lifelong poet.

Everyone, it seems, has a Berrigan story. A colleague noted that generations of Onondaga Community College students who took Jerry’s English class read The Trial of the Catonsville Nine, a play Dan wrote based on trial transcripts. A college friend posted on Facebook that Berrigan had befriended and influenced her parents — especially her father, a young poet and playwright — while he taught theology at Le Moyne.

He inspired one friend to think about whether the stores she shops and how she invests her money are ethical.

More friends than I can count attribute their careers as chaplains, clergy, health care workers, social workers and the like to Berrigan’s influence.

Not everyone is a Berrigan fan, of course. The Rev. Frank Haig, who was president of Le Moyne in the 1980s, called Berrigan “an enfant terrible.” That’s what he told me when I asked him why he hadn’t attended the Le Moyne speech by his brother Jesuit.

Haig, the Jesuit priest, missed Berrigan’s 1984 campus speech because he was in New York City to hear his brother, Alexander Haig, give a speech on his book Caveat: Realism, Reagan Foreign Policy (Scribner, 1984).

Rev. Haig’s rebuke was likely a reference to Berrigan’s criticism of the Reagan administration’s role in the nuclear arms race. Alexander Haig, who had served as secretary of state under Reagan, once famously said a “nuclear warning shot” in Europe might deter the Soviets.

Is it any surprise that Berrigan would find Haig’s comment unacceptable — especially from a Catholic?

“In my part of the insular and idiosyncratic Catholic world in the 1960s and 1970s, the Berrigans were considered so far beyond the mainstream as to be freaks, and irrelevant,” another friend explained in an email. “Most of the Catholics in my circle thought Dan Berrigan’s relation to the peace movement was like Abbie Hoffman’s to the peace movement: pretty much over the top, and completely absurd.”

After reading the work of the influential Catholic writers Thomas Merton and Henry Nouwen, he “realized the true meaning of the Berrigans and their devotion to peace and justice.”

More than one person shared my experience as middleand working-class kids whose families considered Berrigan a criminal and a bad influence. One friend said that her family’s disapproval spurred her interest in connecting with Dan Berrigan when she arrived at Le Moyne.

Another friend, who encountered Berrigan at anti-war protests in the 1960s, contrasted the Jesuit priest bearing witness against the Vietnam War with the activist’s star quality. “I was immediately drawn by his intensity, his focus, his charisma,” my friend wrote. “He was a star, right up there with Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer and Howard Zinn and Benjamin Spock. Even then I recognized his enormous ego: He was, I think, at least 49 percent about himself; certainly he had no room for intimates of either gender. He was very handsome, and no doubt attracted many admirers.”

He called Berrigan “at best a flawed saint. They disappoint me, but they inspire me, too.”

What to make of the influence of this radical priest, who grew up in Syracuse in a modest but devout Catholic home? Why the outsized influence among Central New Yorkers that belies the relatively short time he spent here as an adult?

It may be, in part, the lofty company Berrigan kept.

This was a guy who hung out with moral giants like Dorothy Day, Thomas Merton, the Buddhist monk Thích Nhất Hạnh and the leftist historian Howard Zinn.

He crossed into the pop culture world as “the radical priest” in Paul Simon’s 1972 song “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard.” He had a brief cameo role in The Mission, the 1986 movie about Jesuit missionary efforts in South America. In one uncharacteristically commercial venture, he posed for a 1994 Ben & Jerry’s ad, holding a bowl of mocha fudge ice cream as if it were a chalice.

With his brother Philip, then also a priest, Dan Berrigan both shocked and mesmerized the Catholic world with the 1968 Catonsville protest. The enduring image of priests in clerical collars burning draft records caused a sort of cognitive dissonance. Where’s the line between clergy and activist, between church and state, between American and Christian? And why are priests who grew up in upstate New York in the middle of these debates?

But Berrigan expressed no doubt. “Know where you stand and stand there,” he once said, in what is reportedly the full text of a commencement speech he gave.

Berrigan maintained his opposition to war by criticizing American intervention in Central America, the Gulf War in 1991, the Kosovo War, the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan, and the 2003 invasion of Iraq. People who met with him at the end of his life said he was concerned about the use of drones in war.

In 2012 he was at New York City’s Zuccotti Park to protest charges against Occupy Wall Street activists.

“Our task is not to be popular or to be seen as having an impact, but to speak the deepest truths that we know,”

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Federal regulators were deliberating in April whether to stop Minnesota’s Ideal Conceal from rolling out its two-shot, .380 caliber handgun disguised as a smartphone. Several police chiefs, and two U.S. senators, have expressed alarm.

Jeffrey Grubbs, 45, was charged with two felonies in March following a school’s 4-H Club carpentry project at which he (lacking a hammer) pounded a thumbtack into wood with the butt of his loaded handgun. He subsequently realized the danger and removed the bullets.

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Daniel Berrigan. Le Moyne College

California’s forests host major marijuana-growing operations, legal and illegal, and although the product has its virtues, cannabis farming creates massive problems, including guzzling water (23 liters per day per plant, state drought or not) and needing the protection of a dangerous rodenticide. A state wildlife official told NBC News in April that the cannabis sites “use massive amounts of fertilizers, divert natural runoff waters, create toxic runoff waste and byproducts, remove large amounts of vegetation and trees, create unstable soils and kill or displace wildlife.”

Berrigan told Chris Hedges, a Colgate University graduate and former New York Times correspondent who wrote War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning (PublicAffairs, 2002). “We need to live our lives in accord with the deepest truths we know, even if doing so does not produce immediate results in the world.”

The day Berrigan died, I posted on social media a picture of the 1971 Time magazine cover featuring a story called “Rebel Priests: The Curious Case of the Berrigans.”

“Then there were none,” I wrote. “Not none,” a friend quickly responded. “Just us.” SNT

Thanks this week to Eddie Earles and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.

Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor. Follow her on Twitter @ReneeKGadoua.

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Following Bill Grella’s May 18 tour stop at Pastabilities, he will attend a June 11 event in Des Moines, Iowa, that has been orgaTAKE nized by a Triple D Facebook member. “I plan to meet fellow fans and try the six or seven places in the Des Moines area that have been featured on the show,” Grella said.

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Can you share a few of your favorites?

Hard question because there are so many different places. Some I enjoyed for the food, some for the atmosphere. My favorite meals have been the lobster ravioli at Rino’s Place in Boston; brisket at the Pecan Lodge in Dallas; and crab cakes at Stoney Creek Inn outside Baltimore.

I really enjoy Lauer Krauts in Brighton, Colo.; Sip and Bite in Baltimore; Park’s Finest Barbecue in the Filipinotown area of Los Angeles; and Hillbilly Hot Dogs in Huntington, W.Va., for the fun atmosphere and the wonderful people I met there. Also the food was really good at all of these places.

Clockwise from top left: Bill Grella and Guy Fieri at the Guy Fieri Roadshow, Norfolk, Va.; Cincinnati Chili at Blue Ash Chili in Blue Ash, Ohio; with Robin Lauer-Trujillo, owner of Lauer Krauts in Brighton, Colo.; with Nina Manchev and her dad, Stephan, owners of Forte European Bistro in Las Vegas; with Jim Gusamura at the Rainbow Drive In in Honolulu; Lobster Pie at the Maine Diner in Wells, Maine.

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FIERI FAN FUELS 500TH FOODIE FUN

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uy Fieri, host of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, on cable TV’s Food Network, makes viewers laugh, makes them hungry and makes them want to hop in the car and take foodie road trips.

Consider Bill Grella, 53, of Leesburg, Va. He’s a diehard “Triple D’’ fan whose travels have taken him from Maine to Florida to Hawaii to visit hundreds of the independently owned restaurants featured on the TV series since it debuted in 2007. He blogs about his travels at Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Adventures (allergb.blogspot.com). On Wednesday, May 18, when he dines at Pastabilities in Armory Square, he will notch his 500th “Triple D’’ visit.

And Pastabilities owner Karyn Korteling and her team will welcome Grella and make him feel at home. Legions of Triple D fans have visited the restaurant since Fieri came to town in August 2012 and filmed at Pastas, part of a road trip that also included local segments at Funk ’N Waffles, Empire Brewing Company, Byblos Mediterranean Cafe and Eva’s European Sweets.

But a fan’s 500th visit — that’s extra-special, Korteling said. “We want to make sure he has a great experience,’’ she said last week. “What I’ve discovered is that Guy Fieri has such a fan base that people literally put pins in a map to follow his selections. The show has really put us and put Syracuse on the map.’’

By day, Grella works as a ramp service/safety advocate at Washington Dulles International Airport.

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He has been known to leave his job after work, get in the car and drive to New Jersey to hit up a cluster of Triple D eateries with good vittles. He alerted the Syracuse New Times of his upcoming milestone at Pastabilities and answered questions by email about his passion for Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

How did you become such a diehard fan?

I started watching the show shortly after it premiered in 2007. I not only enjoyed seeing cool places to eat but loved Guy’s persona and wanted to try the different places. I visited my first place on Memorial Day 2008 in Richmond, Va., at the Village Café, and it took off from there. At each place I try to get one of the Triple D companion books signed by one of the staff, usually the chef or owner or someone that worked during the restaurant’s Triple D filming.

Have you ever met Guy Fieri?

I met Guy briefly in November 2009 at the Guy Fieri Roadshow in Norfolk, Va. I had purchased a VIP ticket to the show, which included a meet-andgreet with Guy. How do you decide which restaurants to visit?

I first choose the city or area that I want to visit and then plan which places to try, although I do attempt to get to all of the places on my visit unless there are so many that it’s not possible.

Have there been any eateries that perhaps didn’t live up to their depiction on TV? Very few misses in my travels. Most of the misses weren’t due to the food but more for the service and staff demeanor.

I don’t like to look back at these, I like to focus on the positive.

Do the restaurants know you’re coming and roll out the red carpet for you?

Only twice have I called a restaurant in advance: One was for my 400th visit in Baltimore in January 2015, and for my upcoming visit to Pastabilities. I usually don’t tell the different places until I am almost done with my visit and ask them to sign my book.

Have you checked out the Pastabilities menu?

I did look over the menu and have yet to decide what I want to try. They featured the (Wicked) Chicken Riggies and I might try that but I am not a real fan of spice. I won’t decide until I am there.

(The other items from the 2012 episode are still on the menu, including duck bacon pizza and Pastabilities’ signature spicy hot tomato oil.)

Will you dine at other Syracuse restaurants Guy Fieri visited in 2012?

I want to visit all of the places in the Syracuse area. I will start my visit by going to Buffalo to try those places before getting to Syracuse. SNT Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter, connect on Facebook or email her at mmccormicksnt@gmail.com.

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By Jessica Novak Born Again Savages. Michael Davis photo

LOCAL HOP Jason Bean. Black Then Blue Then Gray (Mudfish Records). Jason Bean is a lyricist at heart, immediately apparent in this revealing CD. Waxing poetic, his lines for “All We Have” showcase wisdom about living in the moment, holding on and letting go, as he sings against a wash of guitar and cymbals above a walking piano line: “When tomorrow’s all we have today/ to make things right to make a change/ tomorrow’s all we have today/ we seek it out we change our minds/ we hope there’s something left to find/ tomorrow’s all we have today.” The CD’s

songs move along with the same musical backbone, with guitar, bass, keys, drums and harmony vocals from Kate Crawford and Doug Moncrief (who also plays bass, keys and guitar), keeping true to the pop core of the album.

Bean also keeps true to his singer-songwriter roots reminiscent of artists like Howie Day or 1990s-era pop acts such as Goo Goo Dolls or Savage Garden. While some might find the album slightly redundant, others will find an endless pool of lyrics that seemingly tell personal stories.

On “It Will Be,” Bean allows listeners to contemplate his inner struggles: “You can change your mind/ you can lose your

heart/ I can lose my way/ I could fall apart/ It will be hard/ but it will be ours/ It’s a break in the clouds/ It’s a stall in the wind/ It’s a shot rang out from a war within.”

This Syracuse Area Music Award-nominated album is a solid reflection of Bean’s heartfelt storytelling, one that fans of lyrical poetry will find engaging. For more information, visit reverbnation.com/ jasonbean.

Born Again Savages. Pro Bono Publico (Conniving Scoundrels Records).

Self-proclaimed uncivilized music for an uncivilized world, this hard-rock outfit certainly lives up to its motto. It’s the kind of music that provokes as much as it pleases, full of power, drive and attitude.

Riff-heavy and steered by Tom Carpenter’s aggressive lyrics and vocal delivery, every track is full-steam ahead.

Carpenter sings it all with conviction, while guitarists Joe DiRienzo and Nathan Angell, bassist John Thomas and drummer I.M. Illin’ help sell the raw, rough and commanding sound. “S.G.M.H.” stands for secret government monster hunter, while “Undercover for the FBI” is a wild favorite. And Carpenter sings on “Can’t Escape You”: “You can’t catch me because I’m having too much fun/ without you there to chase me. . . ten years you chased me you’ve been tracking me down/ I wanted posters up all over town/

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“I.E.” is another standout, a gut-churning track that takes off like a rocket. And “Happy Pill” is a perfectly prodding opening song, as Carpenter spits to the listeners: “I can’t believe the stupid shit they’re preaching on TV/ a billion scattered images/ far too much to see/ you’re buying all their products/ practicing their views/ spewing all the rhetoric they’re spewing on the news/ let me take my happy pill/ I’m sick of all of this.”

Engineered, recorded and mixed at Moletrax East with Jeff Moleski and mastered by Jason “Jocko” Randall at MoreSound Studios, the album captures the band in 10 songs, including a key closing track that features The Simpsons’ theme. For more information, visit bornagainsavages.com. SNT

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he Central New York radio dial has experienced a mini-tsunami this year, with format changes, deejay hopping and, alas, one unexpected exit.

It all started when Leatherstocking Media Group unloaded two stations, WSEN-FM 92.1 and Oneida’s WMCR-FM 106.3, for a reported $2.5 million. The buyer was the national Family Life Ministries, specialists in faith-based syndicated programming, and the initial intent was that both frequencies would carry those airwaves. Then in late March, rival station owner Craig Fox got into the act with a proposed frequency swap, with 92.1 becoming the new home for country station WOLF-FM, while WOLF’s former residence at 105.1 is now broadcasting Family Life.

Meanwhile, WMCR is also simulcasting the Family Life feed.

The Oneida outlet, formerly known as MIX 106, previously offered a blend of local sports broadcasts and the long-running daily show Trading Post for bric-a-brac hunters, along with an

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eclectic rock playlist that occasionally included the 1980s-era hit “Heartbeat” as warbled by Miami Vice’s Don Johnson.

WMCR also played the widest variety of obscure Christmas songs during the holidays, instead of the same 50 seasonal chestnuts that turn up a zillion times on other stations.

Around the same time, Galaxy Communications ballyhooed the merging of personnel and playlists when WSEN and WZUN-FM 102.1 (Sunny 102) formed an FM “superstation,” to use their words. Three WSEN deejays migrated to the Sunny side, with Gary Dunes now sharing morning-drive microphones with Big Mike Fiss, Diane Wade in the noontime slot and John Carucci handling the afternoon shift with Rick Gary.

Galaxy CEO Ed Levine proclaimed in a press release, “We’ve expanded our playlists to incorporate a tremendously wide variety of music,” which is news to these ears, as the current Sunny format of classic oldies doesn’t seem that much different from before. At least Levine wisely retained from WSEN those American Top 40 syndicated repeat shows with late host Casey Kasem; some of those tracks from the 1970s and 1980s can be heard nowhere else but on the Kasem countdowns.

Leatherstocking still owns the WSENAM 1050 frequency, but it’s hard to figure what the radio chain will do with it.

The station still airs a 1960s-era pop rock format, but at different times during the last few weeks there have also been hours of dead air and, stranger yet, an informercial loop for Syracuse Haulers that ran nonstop for several hours last week.

As of last weekend, WSEN continued broadcasting fun syndicated programs including Cool Bobby B’s The Doo-Wop Shop, Wings Kalahan’s Hot Rod Radio USA and Jim Parsons’ Shake, Rattle and Showtime. If WSEN signs off for good, these shows would be worth acquiring by other local stations.

The biggest splash for local airwaves, however, was the May 3 exit of morning-drive host Kathy Rowe at WYYY-FM 94.5 (Y94) after a career that stretched more than three decades. Rick Yacobush, market manager at iHeart Media’s Syracuse cluster, stated, “All I can say is that Kathy is no longer with the company.”

Rowe’s departure was surely local radio’s biggest WTF moment since Clear Channel Communications’ WSYR-AM 570 news radio dropped popular drivetime yakker Jim Reith in 2011. Clear Channel renamed itself as iHeart Media in 2014.

The broadcasting business can be callously brutal when it comes to giving onair personalities the heave-ho, especially when conglomerates are involved. For iHeartMedia, which has more than $20 billion in debt, it’s probably a cost-cutting move to improve its bottom line. But for local listeners who have remained loyal to broadcasters such as Kathy Rowe, it’s another example of corporate bean-counters who are clearly out of touch with the radio market they claim to serve. SNT

TOPIC: STAGE

By James MacKillop

A REALLY BIG SHOW IN A NOT-SO-BIG SPACE

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here are 48 players squeezing on to the stage in Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens’ Ragtime at the Redhouse Arts Center. Their mug shots and bios run 18 pages, while the show itself has sold out its entire run through May 21.

Terrence McNally’s adaptation reduced E.L. Doctorow’s sprawling historical novel to three narrative threads: the upper-class Protestants of New Rochelle (played by Aubry Ludington Panek and Jason Timothy), an impoverished Jewish immigrant who becomes filmmaker Tateh (Patrick Burns), and impassioned Ragtime musician Coalhouse Walker (Chaz Rose).

All this and there’s still room for the escape artistry of Harry Houdini (John Grimsley), the rabble-rousing speeches of Emma Goldman (Julia Goretsky) and an evocation of Henry Ford’s assembly line.

Director Stephen Svoboda’s logistical magic has been dazzling us so regularly we are in danger of taking him for granted. Ragtime is an even greater feat than his The Color Purple (December 2014).

But while getting an epic musical on the tiny Redhouse stage is a little like getting an elephant to stand on a stool, Svoboda also makes splendid use of his intimate space.

The affecting dance sequences choreographed by Erin Lafferty — all to ragtime rhythms, all up close and personal — remind us of the delicacy of America’s first popular music to be drawn from African-American idioms. This is not only a justification of the title but an emphasis on the singular art that pulls the whole story together.

This is an expensive show, with trunks full of period costumes designed by Nikki Delhomme, a balcony full of 11 musicians directed by Patrick Burns, and miniature mobile props evoking office equipment (silhouettes of typewriters) or sweatshop clothing mills. Where Svoboda is superior to his budget is in pulling in the right professionals from out of town set next to the cream of community theater.

Baritone Chaz Rose, who arrives with off-Broadway and national credits, gives us a Coalhouse in many hues. He’s a sensitive artist, a tender and caring lover and father, and a ferocious avenger when wronged. Rose also does much of the show’s heavy lifting with its most

important musical numbers, like “Wheels of a Dream” (a duet with his lover Sarah), “Soliloquy,” “Justice” and the ferocious “Make Them Hear You.” Briana Maia, brought in from Connecticut, sings the role of Sarah, taken by Audra McDonald in the original production. She is eloquent and moving in her big solo, “Our Daddy’s Son.” As the indefatigable Latvian Jewish immigrant Tateh, Patrick Burns brings a dominating stage presence. Our eyes go immediately toward him when he and the others crawl out of steerage. Burns, who somehow doubles as the show’s musical director, also brings a well-trained and expressive musical voice, especially in the key number “Success.” Unexpectedly, he turns into a romantic swain in the second act and also light-foots some dance steps.

The excellence of the hometown team in this professional production warms the heart as much as anything in the story. Radiant, regal Aubry Ludington Panek, a multiple winner at the Syracuse New Times Syracuse Area Live Theater (SALT) awards, has never been more effective, beginning with her early number, “Goodbye, My Love.” Her second-act closing number, “We Can Never Go Back to Before,” fuses personal emotion with history, the end of a marriage and the shedding of stale values.

Black-wigged Carmen Viviano-Crafts, as the heartless playgirl Evelyn Nesbit, steals several scenes, the first with her show-stopping “Crime of the Century.”

Versatile company regular David Cotter scores big as the underrated “Young Brother,” a supposed weakling with a lot of nerve. Stephfond Brunson honors the irony of Booker T. Washington, the most admired “colored man” of his time, who was on the wrong side of history. And newcomer Alexandria Parker, known only as “Sarah’s Friend,” brings down the house with the first-act anthem, “Till We Reach That Day.” SNT

Chaz Rose and Briana Maia in the Redhouse Arts Center’s Ragtime.

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Baldwinsville Theatre Guild’s production of Complete History of America (Abridged) continues with performances on Friday, May TAKE 13, and Saturday, May 14, 8 p.m., and Sunday, May 15, 3 p.m., at the First Presbyterian Church Education Center, 64 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Call 877-8465 for information.

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By James MacKillop

Josh Taylor, Joe Pierce and Matthew Gordon in Complete History of America (Abridged).

U.S. HISTORY PROVIDES PATRIOTIC PUNCHLINES The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s farcical spoof Complete History of America (Abridged) has always been in danger of being seen as a lesser sibling of the company’s send-up of Shakespeare. Both shows feature three guys with minimal costume changes playing all the roles at breakneck speed. The spoofs are highly allusive, with elements of vaudeville, commedia dell’ arte and slapstick.

Yet both are also substantially different. While audiences surely recognize Ben Franklin more readily than they do, say, Coriolanus, they are also more involved with him. In these polarized times, any irreverence is in danger of pissing off the blue staters or the red staters.

This production from the Baldwinsville Theatre Guild begins with strong credibility. Veteran director Sharee Lemos has handled this material before and has headed off some problems

before the show hit the stage. Pruned are all stale allusions and references (America was first produced in 2000), as the name Justin Bieber now fills in the gag space formerly occupied

by Jerry Lewis. Also in are references to Betty White, Noam Chomsky, Whoopi Goldberg, J.K. Rowling and local car kingpin Billy Fuccillo.

Supporting Lemos’ authority is producer Heather Jensen, who has lined up a superior ensemble of misfit wigs, hats and noisemakers for a show that purports to be hippie-rudimentary.

Lemos has cast three experienced but very different comic hands. Guild regular Josh Taylor gained new stature when he won a Syracuse New Times Syracuse Area Live Theater (SALT) Award for his Igor in Young Frankenstein; for this show about 20 other characters pop out of his skinny frame. Joe Pierce, one of the most experienced players in community theater, has not previously been

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known for madcap high jinks, but here he unleashes his inner loony.

Bearded, barrel-chested Matthew Gordon is the least known of three, earning most of his previous credits in Oswego.

He’s an adept physical comedian, kind of a muscular mime, who takes chances, like whipping up Lucille Ball with just a red wig. His Ronald Reagan as a guileless ventriloquist’s dummy, manipulated by a chapeau-wearing Nancy Reagan (Taylor), is the show’s best sustained bit.

Fox News fans can relax, because the gags really are fair and balanced. A speeding Franklin Roosevelt (Taylor) gets his darts, and Lemos’ scripted ad-libs continually dig at the Democratic primary’s super-delegates.

Complete History of America (Abridged) runs nearly two hours, long for madcap. Many of the show’s longer sequences, like the Founding Father and the United States in World War I, run at a fluff-free breathless pace. One of the few weak spots is the section on early network radio from the 1920s and 1930s.

Lemos and company are disciplined, but the material is just less familiar.

Playwrights Adam Long, Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor sound like wounded patriots. While they dote on the absurdities of American history, like how the whole place was named by a careless Italian mapmaker, they are unsparing on the seamier chapters in American history.

Chief among these are, of course, slavery and the wresting of the land from the native population. The three players, breaking though the fourth wall, tell us that some subjects, like child labor, just don’t lend themselves to comedy. Repeatedly, however, this show offers exuberant, flag-waving fun. SNT

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By James MacKillop

Syracuse University Drama Department’s production of A Flea In Her Ear concludes with 8 p.m. performances on Wednesday, TAKE May 11, through Friday, May 13, and a 2 p.m. matinee on Saturday, May 14, at the Syracuse Stage complex, 820 E. Genesee St. Call 443-3275 for information.

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Julian Fernandez and Alexander Griffin (main photo), and Mary McGowan and Jillian Wipfler (above) in SU Drama’s A Flea in Her Ear. Michael Davis photos

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lapstick” is a word in all our vocabularies, but we do not often see slapsticks put to the use for which they were intended, as two flexible pieces of wood joined together at the end, smacked by clowns in pantomime, to enhance a gag and speed along the motion. You may feel you’re being exploited when you hear one because they’re so simple. But they’re disarmingly effective when used sparingly.

You don’t hear them often in Syracuse University Drama Department’s season-capping production of Georges Feydeau’s A Flea in Her Ear. Not to worry, because you’re going to hear plenty of other things not central to the action, like a can-can, a recitation of Malvina Reynolds’ “Little Boxes on the Hillside” and a Bollywood dance.

Like the slapstick, A Flea in Her Ear is often cited but rarely seen. The last local production was in 1976. That’s because of its justified reputation as being damned difficult to do. It’s an Ironman competition for actors.

As it unfolds, we can also see that it is a Götterdämmerung of farce, chock-a-block with every ancient device known to playwrights: ethnic stereotypes, compromising letters sent to the wrong people, philandering husbands, conniving wives, rotating beds that always have the wrong people in them,

mistaken identity by having one actor play two roles, and seven slamming doors. This production, with two intermissions, runs nearly three hours.

The phrase “flea in her ear” means one thing in English (forget it), but makes a pun in French. La puce à l’oreille may denote an attempt to invite suspicion or an unacknowledged sexual desire. Well, spoiler alert, that’s the whole thing given away in one line.

The plot, such as it is, centers on lovely young Raymonde Chandebise (Jillian Wipfler), who receives a parcel containing her husband Victor’s suspenders.

Did he leave them somewhere? She decides to write an anonymous letter to her husband Victor (Alexander Griffin), who has recently been sexually inattentive, inviting him to an assignation at the Frisky Puss Hotel on the Avenue Coq d’Or. Her lovely best friend Lucienne (Mary McGowan) suggests that she pen the

letter, as Victor would most likely recognize Raymonde’s handwriting. Lucienne, however, is married to a violently jealous Spaniard, Don Carlos (Julian Garnick), who dresses like a matador.

Resolving the plot, or even following it, is not what drives the action. In this Flea much of the action is physical comedy, regardless of how it touches the plot. Director Stephen Cross is the drama department’s faculty member most concerned with stage movement as an academic discipline. Every one of the 14 speaking roles, plus the three sexy tumblers known as Fleas, is defined by characteristic postures, body sets or walks.

Many of the characters, especially the stiff-legged, cross-dressing servant named Etienne (Lydia Stinson), could be players in a silent film comedy. David Ives’ new translation fills lines with double entendres like nuts and chocolate bits in a Toll House cookie, such as: “Le Coq d’Or: another name that spells a mouthful.” Yet if all the dialogue was deleted, audiences could still follow the action like a Mack Sennett movie.

Although director Cross drives these youthful actors at a furious pace, there’s a laugh drought in the too-long second act. But each of the 14 can rise to Cross’ demands, mixing ballet, mime and clowning with acting. Long-limbed Cheech Manoher, also the choreographer of the Bollywood dance, could be mistaken for a comic gymnast. His physical opposite, Tyler Lyons as Dr. Finache, is equally lithe. Diminutive blond Lydia Stinson, sporting a mustache, scores as the speech-impaired cousin of Victor, Camille Chandebise. That’s farce: big laughs from a cleft palate. SNT

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Rarely Done Productions’ Standing On Ceremony: The Gay Marriage Plays concludes with 8 p.m. performances on Friday, May 13, TAKE and Saturday, May 14, at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. Call 546-3224 for information.

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Nine one-act plays on the same subject make for a diverting banquet for Rarely Done Productions’ new show at Jazz Central. In Standing on Ceremony: The Gay Marriage Plays, there are some lean astringent vegetables, hearty robust proteins and two generous servings of dessert, which do not come at the end.

Although the subject of LGBTQ rights has become a potent political force in recent years, as the governor of North Carolina is learning, Standing is mostly free of strident advocacy. Gay marriage, like straight marriage, is the springboard to many conversations.

As Standing on Ceremony opened off-Broadway in November 2011, all the items in it predate the Supreme Court decision on Obergefell vs. Hodges (June 2015), decriminalizing gay marriage, so some elements require contextualizing. In Wendy MacLeod’s “The Flight Tonight,” two California residents (Erin Sills and Marguerite Mitchell) are contemplating transportation to Iowa during the brief period when the Corn Belt State allowed gay marriage and others did not. The Mitchell character, an Iowa native, bridles at cosmopolitan condescension toward that Midwest patch of enlightenment.

Sills and Mitchell, both excellent here and distinctive stage presences, are almost unrecognizable a few minutes later in different one-acts.

Doug Wright (known for I Am My Own Wife) contributes the most experimental and disarming entry, “On Facebook.” A soft-spoken ironist (Michael Stephan) launches a discussion on the topic of Standing on Ceremony and then surveys the battling “Likes” and “Dislikes.” Although we have all experienced something like this — people with strongly held opinions, barely listening to what has been said, blasting away at faceless readers — Wright is pioneering new ground by dramatizing it.

The playwright claims only to have recorded what came in, but the voice of the foam-at-the-mouth troll who writes only

in caps is conspicuously absent. Certainly authentic are the voices that line up with the playwright but embarrassing with rhetorical excess. Admittedly, the dogmatic homophobe (Erin Sills) gets the worst of it, but that’s also what has happened in the national dialogue.

Longtime comic actor David Minikhiem has never looked better than in the darkly dramatic “London Mosquitoes,” by Moises Kaufman, playwright of The Laramie Project. Using extraordinary metaphors, a scientist speaks of the wrenching pain from the end of his profound relationship.

Paul Rudnick, the most reliable of contemporary gay comic playwrights (Jeffrey), contributes two welcome items.

In “Gay Agenda,” a smiling matron (Michaela Oney) begins by telling us about the family-centered organizations, all with benign-sounding names, like “Cheerleaders for the Family,” that she supports.

Astutely aware that some see these groups as fostering discrimination, she assures us that she really does love gay people, citing a list of hairdressers and decorators. Her tone begins to shift when she acknowledges that society at large is more tolerant of gays and, thus, the “Gay Agenda.” Almost whining, she pleads, “Why does the main character in a sitcom have to have a gay sidekick?” Then she kicks into a frenzy, fearing that her husband (shown in a slide show to be a perfect Rotarian) might be seduced by gay sex.

The second, “My Husband,” is a dialogue poking fun at the domineering Jewish mother, one of the most familiar comic stock figures of the last half-century. The son (a cringing Jimmy Curtin) is an unmarried high school teacher, and his loud mother (Michaela Oney, in a deft change of accent) thinks it’s time for him to hitch up. She’s even taken to writing entries for him on gay dating sites. The simple device of having her accept his gayness may not sound like much, but it delivers many riches, making “My Husband” the audience favorite. SNT

TOPIC: ART

People Who Came to My House is on display through May 21 at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Hours are Wednesdays through TAKE Fridays, 2 to 7 p.m., and Saturdays, noon to 4 p.m. For more information, call 218-5711.

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By Carl Mellor Clockwise from left: D.J. Igelsrud’s photo of contractor Erwin Reiner, Brenda Mohammad’s shot of landscaper Talleyea Simmons, and Bob Gates’ image of driveway sealers.

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he current show at ArtRage Gallery displays the fruits of an atypical photo project. People Who Came to My House: Portraits by Syracuse Area Photographers focuses entirely on people arriving at the artists’ houses: mail carriers, contractors, a piano technician, a friend from church, even a cyclist staying overnight in Syracuse in the midst of an extended bike trip.

Images of those subjects, plus excerpts from interviews with them, are the show’s backbone, Yet it also has an intangible element, as it speculates about connections between people, about the possibilities of pushing beyond a hello-goodbye encounter with an individual to a longer conversation.

Photographers Bob Gates and Ben Altman, along with ArtRage’s staff, curated the exhibit. They initially reviewed a series Altman completed almost 10 years ago, when he lived in Chicago and spent time at home as his wife convalesced from an illness. He shot people who came to their residence and gained insight into the neighborhood.

That project served as a reference point for People Who Came to My House, not a how-to guide. The Syracuse photographers took their own approaches, shooting everything from stand-up portraits to images offering a glimpse into the subjects’ work lives.

The show presents tangible photos like Dana Whitting’s shot of mail carrier Tamara McDonald holding envelopes, Brenda Mohammad’s image of

landscaper Talleyea Simmons next to a lawn mower, and residential contractor Erwin Reiner, with a drill in hand and screws in his mouth, as photographed by D.J. Igelsrud. In Sarah Pralle’s photo of Even McFee, he’s fully equipped with a helmet, harness attached to his waist, and other gear, ready to climb a tree in his job for Bartlett Tree Experts.

The exhibit also presents Diane Lansing’s portrayal of her neighbor Fred Engel, who helped shovel her driveway on a snowy day, and Steve Reiter’s depiction of Robert Cernuda, the cyclist who dropped in at Reiter’s home for a meal, shower and sleep before hitting the road again.

The photos displayed at ArtRage reveal varied strategies for composing an image. The shot of Christine Wassel, who’s working as a babysitter, places her in the foreground while a young child does a somersault in the background. In a photo taken by Marilu Lopez-Freets, Dave Dancks, a maintenance worker at an apartment complex, stands in bright light while a co-worker is seen in a doorway, with little lighting.

The 29 images are paired with text, some of it consisting of extended quotes.

Carpenter Richard McKinnon talks about his work, and Simmons, Reiner, Dancks and others speak of taking pride in their labor. In other instances, we learn about facets of the service sector. Dennis Stackpole, referred to as “the cable guy,” describes working for Time Warner Cable in Syracuse and then heading to New Jersey every other weekend to be with his family.

Extended comments from the subjects also are heard in People Who Came to My House, a 20-minute documentary made

by Courtney Rile and Michael Barletta of Daylight Blue Media, based in Syracuse.

The film, which encompasses interviews conducted by Rile and Christine Grayton, is aired on an ongoing basis at the gallery.

The various media all help develop the show’s perspective. It assumes that everyday people have lives worth examining and documenting, that it’s possible to portray them in an incisive, interesting way.

The exhibit has ties to Altman’s Chicago work, as well as the series that Gates did several years ago when he shot folks waiting at Common Center, then the transfer site for Centro, and to Studs Terkel’s oral histories affording people an opportunity to talk about their work.

People Who Came to My House has its own space, one dictated by a roster of photographers coming from various backgrounds. They include retirees, a political science professor, graduate students and others. All agreed to approach people, most of whom were relative strangers, and ask permission to take their photos.

Thus, the exhibit began with a gamble, with a notion that the photographers would create enough material for a full-fledged exhibition. It ended with a portfolio of interesting images, with text that nicely complements the photos, for an exhibit focusing on communication and community. SNT

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6/3: Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band. Lakeview Amphitheater, 490 Restoration Way. Ticketmaster.com.

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W E D N E S DAY 5/11 Consider the Source. Wed. May 11, 8 p.m.

The funky Middle East-infused prog rockers lay down grooves, plus Steep at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 5/12 Walk the Moon. Thurs. 11 a.m. Slope Day

festival features the danceable Ohio-based headliners plus R. City and Cash Cash at Cornell University, 144 East Ave., Ithaca. $35/alumni and guest, $30/students. (607) 254-4636. slopeday.cornell.edu.

George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Thurs. 7 p.m. Veteran blues rocker continues his legacy, plus Girls, Guns & Glory at the State Theatre, 107 W. State St., Ithaca. $35, $45, $55.

(607) 277-8283, stateofithaca.com.

Oak Ridge Boys. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Legendary

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country and gospel vocal quartet swings by the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $35, $45.

475-7979, landmarktheatre.org.

Robinson, Filiano and Sorgen. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. The trio of accomplished improvisational musicians perform at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $15. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.com.

Keb’ Mo’. Thurs. 8 p.m. Los Angeles bluesman performs at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $34, $39. (800) 771-7711, turningstone.com.

Martin Sexton. Thurs. 8 p.m. Syracuse-based singer and storyteller in concert, plus Erik White at the Hangar Theatre, 810 Taughannock Blvd.

(Route 89), Cass Park, Ithaca. $37/general, $72/ VIP. (607) 273-ARTS, dansmallspresents.com.

Amy Vachal. Thurs. 8 p.m. As seen on The Voice, the Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter promises nothing short of a soulful set at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $15. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

Root Shock. Thurs. 9 p.m. Syracuse-based reggae ensemble gets funky at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

F R I DAY 5/13 Multicult. Fri. 7 p.m. Hex Records presents the Baltimore noise rockers, plus Blood Sun Circle, Gun Candy and Sound Discard at Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 4788634, westcottcc.org.

George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

Fri. 8 p.m. The rocker proves he’s still bad to the bone at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $54, $59.

(800) 771-7711, turningstone.com.

Robbie Fulks Quintet. Fri. 8 p.m. Honky-tonk singer leads the fab five at the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $20. 655-9193.

The Whiskey Hollow. Fri. 8 p.m. Ohio Americana rockers fronted by Madeline Finn take the stage, plus Andrew Halliday at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

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Eastbound Jesus. Fri. 9 p.m. New York blue-

grass band headlines a foot-stompin’ evening, plus Chris James and Mama G featuring Spittin’ Sirens at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Greg Humphrey’s Electric Trio. Fri. 9 p.m.

Bob and Mule. Sat. 7 p.m. Bob Fleming and

Steve “Mule” Quenneville offer an evening of acoustic country music for the spring finale at the Trinity Church Community Coffeehouse, 98 Main St., Camden. Free will offering. 245-1987.

Given to Fly. Sat. 7 p.m. Schenectady’s Pearl

Eilen Jewell. Sat. 8 p.m. The genre-spanning

singer-songwriter takes the stage for an intimate concert at the Center for the Arts, 72 S. Main St., Homer. $28/adults, $22/seniors, $15/ students, free/military, vets and ages under 18.

(877) 749-ARTS, center4art.org.

The trio present a wide spectrum of sounds and styles, preceded by Dapper Dan at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave. $8/advance, $10/door. (607) 275-3447. dansmallspresents.com.

Jam tribute band in action, plus Dead Letter Office (R.E.M. tribute) and Dome at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $8/advance, $10/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Hip-Hop Saved My Life. Sat. 8 p.m. A beat-

Poor Man’s Whiskey. Fri. 9 p.m. Kick back for

Larry Campbell and Teresa Williams.

Sat. 7 p.m. Veteran musicians with impressive resumes, once backing Bob Dylan and Levon Helm, take the stage at The Dock, 415 Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. $17/advance, $20/door. (607) 319-4214. dansmallspresents.com.

John Gorka. Sat. 8 p.m. Jersey-born veteran

the California quintet’s bluegrass tribute to Paul Simon’s Graceland, plus the Black List at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

S AT U R DAY 5/14 People for Animal Rights. Sat. 2 p.m. The

fundraiser features Richard Weiskopf, Eileen Rose, Kristin Gitler and David Goldman at May Memorial Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. $8-$10/person; $13-$15/family. 4887877, peopleforanimalrightsofcny.org.

Stuart Fuchs. Sat. 4 p.m. The pied piper with

a ukulele headlines the end-of-season gala and dinner, plus Sarah Carlisle, John McConnell, Colleen Kattau and more at Oswego Music Hall, McCrobie Building, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $20/ adults, $10/ages 5-12, free/ages under 5. 3421733, oswegomusichall.org.

Shelter from the Storm: Bob Dylan Tribute. Sat. 7 p.m. The monthly Saturday concert

filled and rhyming showcase featuring G Netics, Chi-Tiz, Supa Satty and more at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com. guitarist and songwriter belts tunes in an intimate setting, plus Jeffrey Pepper Rogers at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $20/advance, $25/door. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.com.

Meghann Wright and the Sure Thing. Sat.

series features Loren Barrigar, Kathy Cadley Judy Stanton and more as they honor the Bard of Hibbing at Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $15. 478-8634, westcottcc.org.

8 p.m. Brooklyn singer-songwriter share her songs and stories at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave. $10/advance, $13/door. (607) 275-3447. dansmallspresents.com.

Everlit. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Philly hard rock band

Skid Row. Sat. 8 p.m. The 1980s-era metal band

shakes up the stage, plus Crows Cage and The Collaterals at Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennellville. $7/advance, $10/door. gigsmack.com.

Symphoria. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Violinist Caroline

Goulding will be featured performing pieces from Nielsen, Sibelius and Shostakovich at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $51, $65, $81. 2995598, experiencesymphoria.org.

with original members and big hair styles visits the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $19, $24, $163/room and show. (800) 771-7711, turningstone.com.

Holly Bowling. Sat. 9 p.m. Classically trained

pianist takes on Phish favorites and more personally adapted for solo piano at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/ door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

The Jauntee. Sat. 9 p.m. Get psyched for a psychedelic set from the Boston-based band, plus Formidable Duke at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Kap Slap. Sat. 10 p.m. Notable EDM DJ and producer brings his electronic styling to the Turning Stone Resort and Casino’s Lava Nightclub, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $17. (800) 7717711, turningstone.com.

S U N DAY 5/15 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Voices of Faith. Sun. 2 p.m. Enjoy more than 30 voices for jazz duets, solos and the West Genesee High School Quintet at the St. CharlesSt. Ann Parish Church, 501 South Orchard Road, Westvale. Free will offering to support the Social Ministry. 468-1803.

The Cadleys. Sun. 7 p.m. Enjoy homegrown folk at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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8 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Wed. May 18, 7:30 p.m.; closes May 29. The sleuth spoof wraps the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $30$48/adults, $39/age 40 and under, $20/ under 12. 443-3275.

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Complete History of America (Abridged). Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.;

closes May 21. Three performers lead the comedic crash course in this farce, mounted by the Baldwinsville Theatre Guild at the First Presbyterian Church Education Center, 64 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. $15/adults, $12 (Sun. seniors only). 877-8465.

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Sat. 2 p.m.; closes Sat. May 14. Georges Feydeau’s rambunctious bedroom farce, performed by students of the Syracuse University Drama Department at the Syracuse Stage complex, 820 E. Genesee St. $19/ adults, $17/students and seniors. 443-3275.

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Bartoonz. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Ragtime. Through May 21. The splashy Ragtime. Through May 21. The splashy

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

Cadleys. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Dave Solazzo. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road), noon.

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Sesame Street Live: Let’s Dance! Sat. 10:30 a.m. & 2 p.m., Sun. 1 & 4 p.m. Join the gang for an interactive hoofing hoedown at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $17, $20, $30. 475-7979, landmarktheatre.org.

University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Standing On Ceremony: The Gay Marriage Plays. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; closes May

Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Just Joe. (Trapper’s, 5950 Butternut Drive, East Syracuse), 5 p.m.

Mark Nanni. (Oak & Vine at Springside, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 6 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Harpoon Eddie’s, 611 Park Ave., Sylvan Beach), 6 p.m.

Michael Place. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Miss E Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Wil-

Homestyle Homicide: The Freagan Family Reunion. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

The 39 Steps. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

closes May 21. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents a 1940s update of the Shakespeare classic at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/Fri. & Sat., $17/Sun. 885-8960.

2 p.m.; closes Sun. May 15. A marionette interpretation of the Alfred Hitchcock mystery-comedy favorite at Open Hand Theater, 518 Prospect Ave. $20/adults, $15/children.

476-0466.

The Wizard of Oz. Sat. 11 a.m. The “World of Puppets” series continues with this family-friendly show as the Puppet People troupe go down the yellow brick road at Open Hand Theater, 518 Prospect Ave. $10/ adults, $6/children. 476-0466.

low St.), 8 p.m.

Nothin’ Town. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/John Galli. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Steve Winston. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Sung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge & Joe. (JP’s

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Two Hour Delay. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey

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Macbeth. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.;

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14. Amusing one-acts by Mo Gaffney, Paul Rudnick, Neil LaBute and others, presented

by Rarely Done Productions at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $20. 546-3224.

closes June 30. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit involving murderous hayseeds; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity.

475-1807.

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River at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $16/advance, $20/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

M O N DAY 5/16 Thy Art is Murder. Mon. 6 p.m. Australian

deathcore growls its way into town, plus Rings of Saturn, Fit for an Autopsy, Dark Sermon and Impulse at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $16/advance, $19/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T U E S DAY 5/17 Beartooth. Tues. 6 p.m. The headliner keeps the metal blaring and ears bleeding, plus Stray from the Path, My Ticket Home and Former at the Lost

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Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $16/advance, $19/ door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Losing September. Tues. 9 p.m. Indie Indi-

ana-based proclaimed pirates of metal prepare to throw down, plus Relicseed and Blame Hollywood at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

W E D N E S DAY 5/18 Silverwood Clarinet Choir. Wed. May 18, 11

a.m. Enjoy the woodwind collective as they perform a variety of music at OASIS Center, 6333 Route 298, East Syracuse. $15. 464-6555, oasisnet.org.

The Sword. Wed. May 18, 8 p.m. Masters of

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Canned Beats. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

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Party Sharks. (Devany’s Riverside Grill, 9347 Stickle Road, Weedsport), 6 p.m.

Terry Bender & Joe Precourt. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Tim Herron. (Trapper’s, 5950 Butternut Drive, East Syracuse), 5 p.m.

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Better Than Bowling. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333

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All Nite Rodeo. (O’Toole’s Tavern, 111 Osborne St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Barndogs. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Ben Blujus. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St.,

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Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Hyrule & DJ Denny. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

(FORMERLY CASTAWAYS)

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Letizia & Z Band. (Revolutions, Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Duo. (Anyela’s Vineyards, 2433 W. Lake Road, Skaneateles), 4 p.m.

Mike Estep Band. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive), 9 p.m.

Miss E & Resonators. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road), 9 p.m.

Paul Davie. (Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 7 p.m.

Rhythm Method. (Frank’s Moondance Tavern 2512 Cherry Valley Turnpike, Marcellus), 8 p.m.

Rock Doll. (Captain Jack’s Goodtime Tavern, 8505 Greig St., Sodus Point), 9 p.m.

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Brian McArdell & Mark Westers. (Winds of

Frenay & Lenin. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W. Gene-

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

see St., Skaneateles), 4 p.m.

Dinner with the Dead. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 4 p.m.

DJ Adam Simeon. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 11 a.m.

Full Spectrum Entertainment. (Pat’s Bar, 3898 New Court Ave.), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Flyin’ Column. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S.

Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9 p.m.

5 p.m.

Lowell Ave.), 4 p.m.

Jazz & Gospel Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 3 p.m.

Jesse Collins Trio. (Ai’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

John Luber & Bruce Tetley. (Colloca Estate

Winery, 14678 West Bay Road, Sterling), 6 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Blue Water

Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

Just Joe. (White Springs Winery, 4200 Route 14, Geneva), 1 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Chaos. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 12:30 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Now & Later, 620 Ulster St.), 2 p.m.

Karaoke w/Loudest Sound in Town. (Mac’s Open Jam w/Edgar Pagan, Irv Lyons Jr., Rick Melito. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turnpike), 6 p.m.

Open Mike w/Jane Zell Trio. (Flat Iron Grill, 1333 Buckley Road) 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Jess Novak. (Maxwells, 122 E. Genesee St.), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Lounge Act. (Gathering

Lounge, 7871 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Steve Scuteri & Mike Sisto.

(Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 8 p.m.

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Michael Place. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37,

Bruce Tetley. (Lakeside Vista, 2473 Route 174,

Central Square), 3 p.m.

Marietta), 6 p.m.

Open Mike. (Rooter’s Tavern, 4141 N. Salina

Chris Terra & the Heat. (Performance Harley

St.), 9 p.m.

Davidson, 807 N. Geddes St.), 6 p.m.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Swung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 7:30

Colin Aberdeen. (Oak & Vine at Springside,

Quail Turret. (Alto Cinco, 526 Westcott St.),

enth North St., Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Quickchange. (The Nest, 5424 Route 80,

Springs Road), noon.

p.m.

11 p.m.

Tully), 4 p.m.

Ron Kadey. (Lakeside Vista, 2473 Route 174, Marietta), 10:30 a.m.

Tennyson Ave. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6 p.m.

Tiger. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7 p.m.

M O N DAY 5/16

Square Pegs. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort,

Karaoke w/DJ Halo. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Verona), 10 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Thick as Thieves. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

River Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

pike), 7 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Knoxie’s Pub, 7088 Route 20,

Open Mike w/Jess Novak. (Maxwells, 122 E.

Tumbleweed Jones. (LWB Grill, 72 Main St.,

Stone River Band. (Volney Fire Department,

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Brian Francis & Arty Lenin. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

DJ Jah Roots. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.)

Isreal Hagan. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Camillus), 7 p.m.

Ben Blujus. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 6:45 p.m.

Shazbot. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St.,

Pompey), 9 p.m.

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Cold Springs Harbor, 3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 4 p.m.

Fresh Guac. (Prison City Pub, 28 State St.,

Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

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Scotty Mac’s Rockshow. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

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Auburn), 8 p.m.

Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Genesee St.), 7 p.m.

3002 Route 3, Fulton), 6 p.m.

6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 6 p.m.

Dave Porter. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400 SevDave Solazzo. (Le Moyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Frank Rhodes. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Hold the Air. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

John Spillett Quartet. (Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6 p.m.

Just Joe. (The Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr. Automatic. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mix Tapes. (Trapper’s, 5950 Butternut Drive, East Syracuse), 5 p.m.

Open Mike w/John Galli. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Steve Winston. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Morris Tarbell & Well Sung Trio. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St.), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Raw Meat. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 8:30 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge & Joe. (JP’s

Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Our Friends Band. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

CO M E DY

Rob Maher. Wed. May 11 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m.

The two-time winner of Comedy Central’s Laugh Riot competition will be featured at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $10. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com.

Johnson Follies. Wed. May 11, 7 p.m. The Cornell-based talent and variety show will be taking place at the State Theatre, 107 W. State St., Ithaca. $20. (607) 277-8283, stateofithaca.com.

Shawn Wayans. Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m.; Sat. 7 &

9:45 p.m.; Sun. 7:30 p.m. Longtime comedian, actor and writer is set to rock the house at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $30. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com.

Clash of the Comics. Wed. May 18, 7:30 p.m.

Local comics compete for a $100 cash prize and bragging rights at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $7. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com.

L I T E R AT I

History Book Club. Wed. May 11, 7 p.m.

tures developer Tom Riley and muralist Katrina Spilio as they talk about the revitalization of the historic hotel at the Onondaga Park Firebarn, 500 Summit Ave. Free. strathmorespeakers.com.

Bring In Spring Horse Show with Bridle Path Manor. Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 9

a.m.-4 p.m. Enjoy horse exhibitions and competitions throughout the weekend at the Toyota Coliseum, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free. 729-8507, nysfair.ny.gov.

Casino Night. Fri. 7 p.m. A Night on the Riv-

iera casino-themed fundraiser to benefit the Syracuse Silver Knights Foundation at CNY Family Sports Centre, 7201 Jones Road. $25/ person, $50/VIP, $90/VIP couple. 638-8866, bvillecausetocelebrate.com.

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7-9 p.m. Nightly prizes.

Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave., Solvay. Free.

487-9890.

Susan G. Komen CNY Race for the Cure.

Sat. 8 a.m. Celebrate life, run a 5K and help raise awareness for the fight against breast cancer during this benefit at the New York State Fairgrounds’ Orange Parking Lot, 581 State Fair Blvd. $35/5K, $320/1-mile walk, $12/ages 12 and under, $10/baby, $50/sleep in for the cure. 4726162, komencny.org.

Cazenovia Farmer’s Market. Every Sat.

9 a.m. More than 30 farmers and artisans share and sell their locally produced goods at Memorial Park, Albany Street, Cazenovia. Free. cazenoviachamber.com.

The gang considers North Star Country: Upstate New York and the Crusade for African American Freedom at the Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. Free. 253-8051, cayugamuseum.org.

Public Fishing. Every Sat. 9:30 a.m. Fishing for

Joseph Holland. Sat. 11 a.m. Harlem-based

Link Trail Hike. Sat. 9:30 a.m. Join the Adiron-

small groups and individuals throughout May, registration required at Carpenter’s Brook Fish Hatchery, 1672 Route 321, Elbridge. $5/person.

689-9367. onondagacountyparks.com.

held at Mundy Branch Library, 1204 S. Geddes St. Free. 435-3797, onlb.org.

Spring Guided Walks. Every Sat. & Sun. 2

p.m. Enjoy a walk and talk about the signs of spring at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free with admission.

638-2519.

Bingo with a Twist. Sat. 6 p.m. Winners

MONIRAE’S thirsty thursdays with bomshell

choose from a variety of prizes, twists include lucky game ball and doubled prizes at St. Rose of Lima School, 411 S. Main St., North Syracuse. $10/adults, $5/ages 12 and under. 458-6036.

40¢ Wings! $2 cans! • 7:00 pm

Salt City Collect-A-Con. Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

friday May 6

The annual comic book convention returns with pop culture goods and special guests at the F-Shed, Regional Market, 2100 Park St. $8/ advance, $10/door, $11/VIP, $20/VIP & T-Shirt (S-XL), $23/VIP & T-Shirt (2XL-4XL). 622-1891, syracusecomiccon.com.

free concert series

North Country Trail Hike. Sun. noon. Join

the Adirondack Mountain Club Onondaga for a four-mile hike. To carpool, bring water and snacks and meet at the Cazenovia Lake Lot on Route 20. 637-6499, adk-on.org.

iBelieve: An Event to Inspire. Sun. 3 p.m. A

fundraiser for the organization which provides support for those diagnosed with cancer at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $25/person, $100/five people, $50/VIP. 463-9240, palaceonjames.com.

UAD Kings of the Fall. Sun. 7 p.m. Enjoy live

music and more to benefit the 2016 Innovative Explorers Summer Camp at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $30. 463-9240, palaceonjames. com.

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Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

688 County Rte 10, Pennellville

writer will be featured at a special reading and signing at Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. 253-8051, cayugamuseum.org.

dack Mountain Club Onondaga to hike a scenic 6.7 miles. To carpool, bring lunch and water and meet at the Canastota Thruway Exit 34 parkand-ride lot. 672-5642, adk-on.org.

Maple Road Boyz Car Cruise. Every Tues. 4

moniraes.com

Write Your Legacy Writers Group. Every

Ithacacon 41. Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Guest artists

Paint, Drink and Be Merry. Tues. 6:30 p.m.

JAKE’S

Mon. 10:30 a.m. Engage in this weekly writers support group at the Cicero Library, 8668 Knowledge Lane, Cicero. Free. 699-2032, nopl.org.

Betts Book Discussion. Tues. 10 a.m. The

group chats about Things That Matter: Three Decades of Passions, Pastimes and Politics by Charles Krauthammer at Betts Branch Library, 4862 S. Salina St. Free., 435-1940.

SPORTS

Syracuse Chiefs. Wed. May 11 & Thurs., 6:35

p.m. The boys of summer battle Indianapolis at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $7-$12/ adults, $5-$10/children and seniors. 474-7833.

Vernon Downs Race Track. Fri. & Sat. 6:45

p.m.; closes Nov. 5. Harness racing continues the horsey season at Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free.

(877) 88-VERNON.

SPECIALS

Vintage Love Grand Opening. Thurs. 5

p.m. Enjoy the debut of the clothing and house wares shop at 201 E. Jefferson St. Free admission. 317-0217.

Clark Reservation Hike. Thurs. 6 p.m. Join

the Adirondack Mountain Club Onondaga for an evening hike; bring water and a snack to Clark Reservation State Park, 6105 E. Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville. 437-6906, adk-on.org.

Military History Lecture. Thurs. 6:30 p.m.

Hal Flickinger discusses “The Kosovo War: Europe on the Verge” at the North Syracuse Library, 100 Trolley Barn Lane, North Syracuse.

Free. 458-6184, nopl.org.

Reclaiming Our Past: Hotel Syracuse.

Thurs. 7 p.m. Strathmore Speaker Series fea-

and writers, plus vendors, panel discussions, and more at the Emerson Suites, Phillips Hall, at Ithaca College, 953 Danby Road, Ithaca. Free. comicbookclub.org.

Onondaga Audubon Bird Festival. Sat. 10

a.m. A day of nature walks, arts and crafts, live animal demonstrations and more at the Derby Hill Bird Observatory, 36 Grand View Ave., Mexico. Free. onondagaaudubon.com.

Rahma Health Clinic. Sat. 11 a.m. A clinic for

community members to obtain educational material, have free health screenings and more at Rhama Health Clinic, 3100 S. Salina St. Free.

565-5667, rahmahealthclinic.com.

Syracuse Big Rig Day. Sat. 11 a.m. Check out vehicles of all sizes and enjoy activities for the whole family at Burnet Park, Burnet Park Drive.

Free. 473-4330.

Blind Draw Bocce Tournament. Sat. noon.

Participate with randomly drawn partners in a daylong double-elimination tournament, food and drink proceeds to benefit Silver Knights Foundation at CNY Family Sports Centre, 7201 Jones Road. Free. 638-8866, bvillecausetocelebrate.com.

Ward Wellington Ward in Rochester. Sat. 1 p.m. Arlene Vanderlinde presents a multimedia lecture about the architect at the Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free. 463-1568, acscny.org.

Pop-Up Dining. Sat. 2 p.m. Celebrate gradua-

tion weekend by enjoying a three-course meal; reservations required at Sky Armory, 351 S. Clinton St. $55. 473-0826, skyarmory.com.

Westside Talent Show. Sat. 2 p.m. A variety show in cooperation with La Liga Spanish Action League, Near Westside Peacemaking Project and Huntington Family Center will be

p.m. Check out classic, muscle and tuner cars, plus music and vendors at Clay Park Central, 4821 Wetzel Road, Liverpool. Free. 682-3800.

Painters of all skill levels welcome to participate in painting “Afternoon Landscape” at Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $38. 481-1638, paintdrinkandbemerrysyracuse.com.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

Hotel Syracuse Memories. Wed. May 18,

11 a.m. Bring copies of your photographs and memories of the Hotel Syracuse to include in the archive at the Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free. 428-1864, cnyhistory.org.

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WEDNESDAY

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Turbo Bocce Open House. Wed. May 18, 5

p.m. Check out what the craze is all about, play in teams of two and enjoy pizza and beer at Sharkey’s Bar & Grill, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool. Free admission. 214-4116.

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Local Thirst. Wed. May 18, 5:30 p.m. Syracuse

First’s post-work networking and local appreciation event will be taking place at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $5/suggested donation.

479-9299.

Raising Backyard Chickens. Wed. May 18,

SATURDAY THICK AS THIEVES

5:30 p.m. Erin Hull of Lucky 13 Farm discusses how to raise and care for chickens for egg and meat consumption at the Cicero Library, 8686 Knowledge Lane, Cicero. Free. 699-2032, nopl.org.

Dr. Jason Wiles. Wed. May 18, 7 p.m. Syracuse

University professor speaks on literature and authors posting unwarranted or easily acquired credentials on books, diploma mills and scams at Onondaga Free Library, 4840 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 636-6533, cnyskeptics.org.

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Feng Shui. Wed. May 18, 7 p.m. Sheila Murphy

discusses the Chinese philosophy about the relationship between people and their environment at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.com.

FILM STAR TS FR IDAY FI L M S, T H E ATE RS A ND TI MES SU B J EC T TO CHA NGE. Barbershop: The Next Cut. Ice Cube returns for this friendly third helping of urban comedy.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:55, 4:45, 7:35 & 10:35 p.m.

Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice.

Ben Affleck as the Caped Crusader and Henry Cavill as the Man of Steel in this DC Comics blowout. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 8:35 p.m.

The Boss. Melissa McCarthy’s raucous comedy about an insider-trading queen. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05 p.m.

Captain America: Civil War. Marvel Comics’

star-spangled shield slinger in a pivotal blowout; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 3:05 & 9:55 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/ Stadium). Daily: 6:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 7 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presen-

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tation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:35 & 10:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: Daily: 11:10 a.m., 2:35, 6 & 9:25 p.m. Screen 2: 1:10, 4:35 & 8 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:25 p.m. Screen 3: 1:40, 5:05 & 8:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: Daily: 12:40, 4:05 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:55 p.m.

Screen 2: 2:50, 6:15 & 9:40 p.m. Screen 3: 8:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D).

Daily: 3:35 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation).

Screen 1 (Fri.-Sun.): 11:45 a.m., 3:05, 6:30 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2: 12:15 p.m. Screen 3: 12:45, 4:05 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:50 p.m.

Screen 4 (Fri.-Sun.): 1:15, 4:35 & 8 p.m. Screen 5 (Fri.-Sun.): 2:35, 6 & 9:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10, 3:35 & 7 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:25 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 11:10 a.m., 5:20 & 8:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Screen 1: 11:40 a.m., 3:05, 6:30 & 9:55 p.m. Screen 2: 12:40, 4:05 & 7:30 p.m. Screen 3: 1:10, 4:35 & 8 p.m. Screen 4 (Fri.-Sun.): 2:10, 6 & 9:25 p.m.

The Darkness. Kevin Bacon gets spooked in

this horror yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 2:40, 5:15, 7:50 & 10:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:10 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.-Sun.: 12:10, 2:45, 5:10, 7:45 & 10:15 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:05, 4:25 & 7:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:25, 4:55, 7:25 & 10:05 p.m.

Deadpool. Ryan Reynolds as the masked

wisecracker in this violent Marvel Comics adap-

tation. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 9:10 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 4:40 p.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/ stereo). Fri. & Sun.: 1:20 a.m. Sat.: 11:20 p.m.

Green Room. Punk rockers battle a sinister

skinhead (Patrick Stewart) in this grisly thriller.

Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 4:55, 7:35 & 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:45 & 10:15 p.m.

The Huntsman 2: Winter’s War. Chris

Hemsworth and Charlize Theron are back in this fantasy prequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 3:50, 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.Sun.: 11:50 a.m. & 6:35 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 12:20, 3:45 & 6:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri., Sat., Mon.-Thurs: 1:05, 4:10, 7:20 & 10:20 p.m. Sun.: 10:20 p.m.

The Jungle Book. Bill Murray, Scarlet Johans-

son and Ben Kingsley are some of the animal voices in Disney’s live-action version; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11 a.m., 1:45, 4:30, 7:20 & 10:05 p.m. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 1:15, 4, 6:50 & 9:35 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D). Fri.-Sun.: 4:55 & 9:55 p.m.

Mon.-Thurs.: 4 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.-Sun.: 12, 2:25 & 7:25 p.m.

Mon.-Thurs.: 12:35 & 6:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 2:35 p.m. Mon.-Wed.: 11:50 a.m., 2:35, 5:35 & 8:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11 a.m., 1:50, 4:30, 7:15 & 10 p.m.

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a kidnapped kitty. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 2:05, 4:40, 7:25 & 10:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.-Sun.: 11:40 a.m. & 9:40 p.m. Mon.Thurs.: 1:10, 4:40 & 7:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 11:30 a.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:30 & 10:25 p.m.

The Man Who Knew Infinity. Biographical

drama with Dev Patel and Jeremy Irons. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8 p.m.

Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:30 & 4:45 p.m.

Midnight Special. Sci-fi comedy with Kirsten Dunst. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sun.: 11:20 p.m. Sat.: 1:10 a.m.

Money Monster. George Clooney and Julia

Roberts in director Jodie Foster’s drama about Wall Street vs. Main Street. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:20 a.m., 2, 4:50, 7:40 & 10:20 p.m. Screen 2: 1:30, 4:20, 7:10 & 9:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.Sun.: 11:55 a.m., 2:30, 5, 7:40 & 10:10 pm. Mon.Thurs.: 12:55, 4:15 & 7:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:05 a.m., 1:45, 4:25, 7:10 & 9:50 p.m.

Mother’s Day. Jennifer Aniston and Julia Rob-

erts headline director Garry Marshall’s friendly ensemble comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:30, 6:35 & 9:30 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.-Sun.: 12:30, 4:15, 7:10 & 10 p.m.

Mon.-Thurs.: 12:25, 3:50 & 7:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4, 6:55 & 9:45 p.m.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. The sequel

to Nia Vardalos’ huge sitcom hit. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 7 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:30 p.m.

Ratchet and Clank. Vidgame cartoon, with

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10 Cloverfield Lane. John Goodman in a

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Zootopia. Jason Bateman and Ginnifer Good-

win in Disney’s new cartoon. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2:15 & 5 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri.-Sun.: 12:05, 2:40 & 5:05 p.m.

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A Light Beneath Their Feet. Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m., Wed. May 18, 7 p.m. Taryn Manning stars in this coming-of-age drama at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

The Miracle Woman. Mon. 7:30 p.m. Barba-

ra Stanwyck takes the lead in director Frank Capra’s 1931 drama, which continues the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s spring season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50.

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The Adventures of Pericles. Sat. 11 a.m., Thurs. 2 p.m. A Stratford Shakespeare Festival production, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817.

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LLC may be served.

SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 5088 Bregenfield Way, Fayetteville, NY 13066.

Purpose: Any lawful business purpose.

Name of LLC: Wellinea LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State: 4/15/16. Office loc.: Onondaga Co. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: Leslie McNabb, 111 Beresford Lane, Minoa, NY 13116, regd. agt. upon whom process may be served. Purpose: any lawful act.

Notice of formation Maguire DRS LLC (LLC). Application for Authority accepted

by New York Secretary of State (SSNY) 4/26/2016.

Jurisdiction: Delaware.

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Authorized officer in Delaware where copy of Certificate of Formation is filed: Division of Corporations, John G. Townsend Bldg., 401 Federal St., Ste. 4, Dover, DE 19901. Purpose of LLC is to engage in any activity authorized

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Notice of Formation of C.B.M. Ent, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/7/2016.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 1187 STATE FAIR BLVD, SYRACUSE, NY 13209. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of : MJM Real Estate & Appraisal Services LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 03/23/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Michael J. Morrissey, 4906 W. Genesee Street, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 24SEVEN HVAC, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 1/7/15. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent

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of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 102 Michaels Ave. Syracuse, NY 13208. Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Addis Building LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/14/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Blues Legend Guitars, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 04/21/2016. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 108 Ramsey Ave, Syracuse, NY 13224. Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Brickyard Photography, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/31/16.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4535 Brickyard Falls Rd., Manlius, NY 13104.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Buy Box Group LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on April 12th 2016.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 152 Brewerton NY 13029. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of formation of CG USL Ventures I, LLC filed with the Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/5/16. Office loc.: Onondaga County.

SSNY is designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. The address SSNY shall mail copy of process to is National Registered Agents, Inc., 111 Eighth Ave., New York, NY 10011. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Cuse Concierge,

LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on 12/15/15.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 14, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Dominion Kingdom II LLC. Arts. Of Org. filed with SSNY on 4/18/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. As agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 241 Hood Ave, Syracuse, NY, 13208.

Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of EMF Big and Small Animal Services LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/18/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to C/O United States Corporation Agents INC, 7014 13Th Avenue, STE 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Energrid Group, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/13/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4894 Bentbrook Dr. Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Eyle Consulting, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/28/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 205 Onondaga Ave, Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Fitness Complex LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/27/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Centolella Lynn D’Elia &

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Temes LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of GA2, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 3/28/16. Office location: Cortland County.

Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 4393 Cosmos Hill Road, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of IBN ASSIL, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 4/13/16.

Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 185 Clinton Avenue, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of ICC Development LLC. Arts. Of Org. filed with SSNY on 4/18/16.

Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg.

As agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 6838 East Genesee St, Fayetteville, NY, 13066.

Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Indigo Loft Salon, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 1/7/15.

Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 102 Michaels Ave.Syracuse, NY 13208. Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of JAT FLORIDA, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 4/1/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 87 Groton Avenue, Cortland,

New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 249 Marcellus, NY 13108.

Purpose: any lawful activities.

Notice of Formation of KAPOTEL LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on MARCH 18, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7219 STATE ROUTE 298, KIRKVILLE, NY 13082. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Liguigli Construction, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/19/16. .Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 140 Longdale Dr, Liverpool NY 13090. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Karyn Burns ABC’s, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/4/16. Office is located in Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 4371 Henneberry Rd, Manlius, NY 13104.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Keep It Simple And Sophisticated, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 2/24/16.

Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 102 Hillside Way Camillus, NY 13031. Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of KOBUTTON, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/13/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 146 Osborne St. Minnoa Notice of Formation of KRAETZ HOLDINGS LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 03/15/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 810 W Genesee St Rd., Skaneateles, NY 13152.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

NOTICE OF FORMATION of Lama Long, LLC Art. of Org filed with Sec. of State (SSNY) 4/13/16. Office location: Onondaga Co. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon

Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC).

The name of the LLC is: TCM Properties, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 03/21/2016. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 106 Winchell Drive, Syracuse, New York 13209. The Secretary of State has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the Secretary of State shall mail process is 106 Winchell Drive, Syracuse, New York 13209. The purpose of the business of the Company includes any and all lawful purposes.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “SENECA KNOLLS SHOPPING CENTER, LLC”. 2. The date of filing is March 31, 2016.

3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4.

The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 72 N. Main Street, Homer, New York 13077. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is

formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: March 31, 2016. s/ James J. Baranello.

Notice of Formation of Lynch Tract Properties, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/28/16.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Ave., Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of MAKK Properties, LLC. Articles of organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/14/16. Office is located in Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4950 Darien Dr., Liverpool, NY 13088.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Mother Goose Medical Supply LLC Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/17/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 207 Melrose Drive, North Syracuse, NY 13212. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of MSR PROPERTIES OF CORTLAND, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 3/28/16.

Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 4393 Cosmos Hill Road, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of ONEORTWO, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 4/1/16.

Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may

be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 29 Leonard Lane, Binghamton, NY 13901.

The principal office of the limited liability company is located at 992 New York State Route 13, Cortland, New York 13045. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of Rural Infectious Disease Specialist, PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/29/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5606 Bear Road, Syracuse, NY 13212. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF SAFE SKY ANALYTICS LLC. A DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY (LLC). Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of the State of New York on February 24, 2016. New York Office Location - Onondaga County. Secretary of State of the State of New York is designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served.

Secretary of State of the State of New York shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC served upon him/ her to: c/o LLC, P.O. Box 383, Catskill, New York 12414. PURPOSE: To engage in any lawful act or activity.

Notice of Formation of Salt City Fare USA, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/31/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3534 Warners Rd East, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of SPORTS Collaborative, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with The Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/23/16.

Office is located in the county of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process any be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 620 Fellows Ave., Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Stone Island CNY, LLC. Articles of Organi-

zation were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/26/16.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6943 Herman Rd, Syracuse, NY 13209.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of formation of Syracuse-Michaels, LLC filed with the Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/5/16. Office loc.: Onondaga County.

SSNY is designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. The address SSNY shall mail copy of process to is National Registered Agents, Inc., 111 Eighth Ave., New York, NY 10011. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of System of Living in Connection, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/4/2016.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 4500 Pewter Ln. Bldg 8, Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of THINK POSITIVE CLOTHING, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/10/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 792 ERIE BLVD EAST, SYRACUSE, NY 13224. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Tricentennial Productions, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/26/16.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. BOX 932, Syracuse, NY 13201. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of UN.INKED, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/6/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Benjamin J. Duszak, 3715 New Court Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206.

Purpose: any lawful act or activity.

Notice of Formation of With Nate Media, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/29/16. Office location: County of Onondaga . SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: P.O.Box 273, East Syracuse, New York 13057.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Wolfanger, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/13/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 8381 US Route 20, Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of ZANSHIN OF CNY, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/1/2016. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o Robert K. Druger, 5633 West Genesee Street, Camillus, NY 13031. Term: until 1/1/2067. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Qualification of AGD Fraternity Housing Corporation - Alpha (Syracuse University) LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 5/2/16. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in OK on 8/19/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: 8710 N. Meridian St., Indianapolis, IN 46260, principal business address. OK address of LLC: 1900 N.W. Expressway, Suite 1400, Oklahoma City, OK 73118. Cert. of Org. filed with OK Sec. of State, 421 N.W. 13th, Suite 210/220, Oklahoma City, OK 73103.

Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of PENSCO Services, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/12/16. Office location: Onondaga County. Princ. bus. addr.: 1560 Broadway, Suite 400, Denver, CO 80202. LLC formed in DE on 8/29/11. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and

shall mail process to: c/o CT Corporation System, 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. DE addr. of LLC: 1209 Orange St., Wilmington, DE 19801.

Cert. of Form. filed with DE Sec. of State, 401 Federal St., Dover, DE 19901. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT COUNTY OF ONONDAGA HSBC BANK USA, N.A. Plaintiff -Against- DAVID M. BARON A/K/A DAVID BARON, et al., Defendants.

Pursuant to a judgment of foreclosure and sale entered on January 19, 2016, I the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the Second Floor of the Onondaga County Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse NY on June 8, 2016 at 11:00 am.

Premises known as: 219 Lakeview Ave, Syracuse, New York 13204. Section: 109 Block 1 Lot 20. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the city of Syracuse, County of Onondaga, State of New York, as more particularly described in the judgment of foreclosure and sale.

Said premises will be sold subject to all terms and conditions contained within said Judgment and Terms of Sale. Approximate Amount of Judgment: $ 69,017.81 plus interest and costs. Index No.: 7490/2008. Joelle E. Rotondo, Esq. REFEREE. McCabe, Weisberg & Conway, P.C., Attorney for Plaintiff 145 Huguenot Street, Suite 210, New Rochelle, New York 10801. Dated: April 26, 2016.

NOTICE. Name of LLC: Finger Lakes Pastures & Fields, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/15/16.

Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: PO Box 150, Pompey, NY 13138. Purpose: any lawful activity.

NOTICE. Name of LLC: George B. Cooley Masonry, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/20/16.

Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may

be served and shall mail process to principal business location: 1088 Vincent Corners Road, Fabius, NY 13063. Purpose: any lawful activity.

SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY AS TRUSTEE FOR SECURITIZED ASSET BACKED RECEIVABLES LLC TRUST 2006-WM4, V. BERNARD J. WISE, et al. NOTICE OF SALE. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN pursuant to a Final Judgment of Foreclosure dated February 17, 2016, and entered in the Office of the Clerk of the County of ONONDAGA, wherein DEUTSCHE BANK NATIONAL TRUST COMPANY AS TRUSTEE FOR SECURITIZED ASSET BACKED RECEIVABLES LLC TRUST 2006-WM4 is the Plaintiff and BERNARD J. WISE, ET AL. are the Defendant(s).

I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the ONONDAGA COUNTY COURTHOUSE, 2ND FLOOR, WEST WING, 401 MONTGOMERY STREET SYRACUSE, NY 13202, on May 19, 2016 at 9:30am, premises known as 202 ELBOW ROAD, NORTH SYRACUSE, NY 13212-3819: Section 045, Block 04, Lot 09.0: ALL THAT TRACT OR PARCEL OF LAND SITUATE IN THE TOWN OF SALINA, COUNTY OF ONONDAGA AND STATE OF NEW YORK. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed Judgment Index # 728/2015. Francis D’Addario, Esq. Referee. RAS Boriskin, LLC 900 Merchants Concourse, Suite 106, Westbury, New York 11590, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. Plaintiff designates ONONDAGA as the place of trial situs of the real property SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS Mortgaged Premises: 4197 POMPEY CENTER ROAD MANLIUS, NY 13104 Block: 004.03 Lot: 18.0 INDEX NO. 9/2016 U.S. BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, AS TRUSTEE FOR THE CERTIFICATEHOLDERS OF BANC OF AMERICA FUNDING CORPORATION 2009-FT1 TRUST, MORTGAGE PASS-THROUGH CERTIFICATES, SERIES 2009-FT1 , Plaintiff, vs.

CLIFFORD MENTER, HEIR AND DISTRIBU-

TEE OF THE ESTATE OF DORIS A. MENTER A/K/A DORIS KUTZER MENTER; JOAN GARDNER, HEIR AND DISTRIBUTEE OF THE ESTATE OF DORIS A. MENTER A/K/A DORIS KUTZER MENTER; DORIS LOW, HEIR AND DISTRIBUTEE OF THE ESTATE OF DORIS A. MENTER A/K/A DORIS KUTZER MENTER, any and all persons unknown to plaintiff, claiming, or who may claim to have an interest in, or general or specific lien upon the real property described in this action; such unknown persons being herein generally described and intended to be included in the following designation, namely: the wife, widow, husband, widower, heirs at law, next of kin, descendants, executors, administrators, devisees, legatees, creditors, trustees, committees, lienors, and assignees of such deceased, any and all persons deriving interest in or lien upon, or title to said real property by, through or under them, or either of them, and their respective wives, widows, husbands, widowers, heirs at law, next of kin, descendants, executors, administrators, devisees, legatees, creditors, trustees, committees, lienors and assigns, all of whom and whose names, except as stated, are unknown to plaintiff; BANK OF AMERICA, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION; NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, “JOHN DOE #1” through “JOHN DOE #12,” the last twelve names being fictitious and unknown to plaintiff, the persons or parties intended being the tenants, occupants, persons or corporations, if any, having or claiming an interest in or lien upon the premises, described in the complaint, Defendants.

To the above named Defendants YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or, if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorney within 20 days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service (or

within 30 days after the service is complete if this summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York) in the event the United States of America is made a party defendant, the time to answer for the said United States of America shall not expire until (60) days after service of the Summons; and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE OF NATURE OF ACTION AND RELIEF SOUGHT THE OBJECT of the above caption action is to foreclose a Mortgage to secure the sum of $75,000.00 and interest, recorded on April 16, 2003, at Liber 13305 Page 295, of the Public Records of ONONDAGA County, New York, covering premises known as 4197 POMPEY CENTER ROAD MANLIUS, NY 13104. The relief sought in the within action is a final judgment directing the sale of the premises described above to satisfy the debt secured by the Mortgage described above.

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According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are in a phase when your personal power feeds on terse efficiency. You thrive on being vigorously concise and deftly focused and cheerfully devoted to the crux of every matter.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Creativity is intelligence having fun.” Approximately 30,000 sites on the Internet attribute that quote to iconic genius Albert Einstein. But my research strongly suggests that he did not actually say that. Who did? It doesn’t matter. For the purposes of this horoscope, there are just two essential points to concentrate on. First, for the foreseeable future, your supreme law of life should be “creativity is intelligence having fun.”

Second, it’s not enough to cavort and play and improvise, and it’s not enough to be discerning and shrewd and observant. Be all those things.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In Western culture, the peacock is a symbol of vanity. When we see the bird display its stunning array of iridescent feathers, we might think it’s lovely, but may also mutter, “What a show-off!” But other traditions have treated the peacock as a more purely positive emblem: an embodiment of hard-won and triumphant radiance. In Tibetan Buddhist myths, for example, its glorious plumage is said to be derived from its transmutation of the poisons it absorbs when it devours dangerous serpents. This version of the peacock is your power animal for now, Gemini. Take full advantage of your ability to convert noxious situations and fractious emotions into beautiful assets.

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“There is much more darkness. More ocean than terra firma. More shadow than form.”

Here’s what I have to say about that: Even if it does indeed describe the course of ordinary life for most people, it does not currently apply to you. On the contrary. You’re in a phase that will bring an unusually high percentage of lucidity. The light shining from your eyes and the thoughts coalescing in your brain will be extra pure and bright. In the world around you, there may be occasional patches of chaos and confusion, but your luminosity will guide you through them.

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My name is Captain Jonathan Orances. I presently serve in the United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan. I am asking for your help with the safekeeping of a trunk containing funds in the amount of $7.9 million, which I secured during our team’s raid of a poppy farmer in Kandahar Province. The plan is to ship this box to Luxembourg, and from there a diplomat will deliver it to your designated location. When I return home on leave, I will take possession of the trunk. You will be rewarded handsomely for your assistance. If you can be trusted, send me your details. Best regards, Captain Jonathan Orances.” You may receive a tempting but risky offer like this in the near future, Leo. I suggest you turn it down. If you do, I bet a somewhat less interesting but far less risky offer will come your way.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “Some things need to be fixed, others to be left broken,” writes poet James Richardson. The coming weeks will be an ideal time for you to make final decisions about which are which in your own life. Are there relationships and dreams and structures that are either too damaged to salvage or undeserving of your hard labor? Consider the possibility that you will abandon them for good. Are there relationships and dreams and

structures that are cracked, but possible to repair and worthy of your diligent love? Make a plan to revive or reinvent them.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Once every year,

it is healthy and wise to make an ultimate confession -- to express everything you regret and bemoan in one cathartic swoop, and then be free of its subliminal nagging for another year. The coming days will be a perfect time to do this. For inspiration, read an excerpt from Jeanann Vernee’s “Genetics of Regret”: “I’m sorry I lied. Sorry I drew the picture of the dead cat. I’m sorry about the stolen tampons and the nest of mice in the stove. I’m sorry about the slashed window screens. I’m sorry it took 36 years to say this. Sorry that all I can do is worry what happens next. Sorry for the weevils and the dead grass. Sorry I vomited in the wash drain. Sorry I left. Sorry I came back. I’m sorry it comes like this. Flood and undertow.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) According to the British podcast series “No Such Thing as a Fish,” there were only a few satisfying connubial relationships in late 18th-century England. One publication at that time declared that of the country’s 872,564 married couples, just nine were truly happy. I wonder if the percentage is higher for modern twosomes. Whether it is or not, I have good news: My reading of the astrological omens suggests that you Scorpios will have an unusually good chance of cultivating vibrant intimacy in the coming weeks. Take advantage of this grace period, please!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Some days I feel like playing it smooth,” says a character in Raymond Chandler’s short story “Trouble Is My Business,” “and some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.” I suspect that you Sagittarians will be in the latter phase until at least May 24. It won’t be prime time for silky strategies and glossy gambits and velvety victories. You’ll be better able to take advantage of fate’s fabulous farces if you’re geared up for edgy lessons and checkered challenges and intricate motifs.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Author Rebecca Solnit says that when she saw pictures herself as she was at age 15, “I see flames shooting up, see myself falling off the edge of the world, and am amazed I survived not the outside world but the inside one.” Let that serve as an inspiration, Capricorn. Now is an excellent time for you to celebrate the heroic, messy, improbable victories of your past. You are ready and ripe to honor the crazy intelligence and dumb luck that guided you as you fought to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles. You have a right and a duty to congratulate yourself for the suffering you have escaped and inner demons you have vanquished.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “To regain patience, learn to love the sour, the bitter, the salty, the clear.” The poet James Richardson wrote that wry advice, and now I’m passing it on to you. Why now? Because if you enhance your appreciation for the sour, the bitter, the salty and the clear, you will not only regain patience, but also generate unexpected opportunities. You will tonify your mood, beautify your attitude and deepen your gravitas. So I hope you will invite and welcome the lumpy and the dappled, my dear. I hope you’ll seek out the tangy, the smoldering, the soggy, the spunky, the chirpy, the gritty, and an array of other experiences you may have previously kept at a distance.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “A thousand halfloves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home.” That’s from a Coleman Barks’ translation of a poem by the 13th-century Islamic scholar and mystic known as Rumi. I regard this epigram as a key theme for you during the next 12 months. You will be invited to shed a host of wishy-washy wishes so as to become strong and smart enough to go in quest of a very few burning, churning yearnings. Are you ready to sacrifice the mediocre in service to the sublime?

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2015 Mercedes Benz ML350. 4Matic, leather, sunroof, Navigation—only 10000 1 owner miles—Bright White finish—Make Your Neighbors Jealous!! $47,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 GMC Terrain “SLE” Package. All-wheel drive, full power equipment, alloys—only 15000 miles—Jet Black finish—Sharp As A Tack! $24,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 Audi A5 Coupe Quattro. “S Line”, leather, hot seats, sunroof, Navigation—only 6000 miles— Bright White finish—Make Your Neighbors Jealous! $38,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2014 Land Rover Range Rover. Sport “SE” Model, stuffed, leather, sunroof, Navigation, new body style—only 2500 miles—Bright White finish— So SO NICE!! $67,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 GMC Yukon “Denali”. Leather, hot seats, Navi, 22” wheels—only 17000 miles—Glossy Tuxedo Black finish—Come Spoil Yourself! $58,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 Cadillac Escalade Premium Package.

Stuffed, leather, sunroof, DVD, Navigation—only 4000 miles—Tuxedo Black finish—OH BABY!!! $73,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 Dodge Ram 2500. Crew Cab “Power Wagon”, Hemi, loaded, Stripe Package—only 400 miles YES 400 miles—Summit White finish—JUST PHAT!!! $44,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2011 Toyota Tacoma Ext Cab. 4x4, SR5 Package, power everything, auto, alloys—only 55000 miles—Glossy Liquid Silver finish—Won’t Last The Weekend! $20,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 Ford Focus SE Sedan. Full power equipment, automatic, alloys—only 4000 miles—Glossy Gold Mist finish—Hospital Clean!! $15,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 Volkswagen Tiguan “S” Model. All-wheel drive, power everything, alloys—only 6000 miles—Imperial Blue finish—Showroom New! $24,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 Volvo XC70 T5 Premier Package. All-wheel drive, leather, hot seats, sunroof, Navigation—only 9000 miles—Jet Black finish—Just Gorgeous!!! $36,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 Chrysler Town & Country “S” Model.

Leather, loaded, duel DVDs—only 18000 miles— Glossy Bright White finish—Family Fun!! $25,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2014 Toyota Tundra DBL Cab SR5 Package.

Loaded, 6” lift, custom wheels & tires, hood—only 8000 miles—Victory Red finish—Just Handsome!! $37,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 Dodge Durango “Limited”. Leather, sunroof, Navi, chrome wheels, factory DVD, 3rd seat—only 17000 miles—Glossy Space Gray finish $33,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2016 dodge Ram 1500 Crew Cab SLT Package.

Loaded, Eco-Diesel—only 700 miles YES 700 miles—Jet Black finish—Showroom New! $36,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2013 Cadillac XTS “Luxury” Package. Leather, loaded, hot seats, Navigation—only 28000 miles— Glossy Gun Metal Gray finish—Ride In Luxury!! $25,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 Lexus GS350 Sedan. All-wheel drive, leather, sunroof, Navigation—only 4000 miles—Glossy Liquid Silver finish—Ride In Luxury!! $44,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

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2016 Nissan Pathfinder “Platinum”. Leather, sunroof, Navigation, headrest DVD—only 3000 miles—Bright White finish—Family Fun!! $36,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

2015 Ford F150 Super Cab. “XTR” Package, EcoBoost, chrome package and loaded—only 1000 miles YES 1000 miles! Glossy Space Gray finish— JUST PHAT!! $31,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM 2014 Nissan Titan SE Package. Crew Cab, power everything, trailer tow—only 25000 miles—Glossy Space Gray finish—Sharp As A Tack! $25,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM 2015 Toyota Highlander “XLE” Package. New body style, leather, sunroof, 3rd seat—only 11000 miles—Glossy Liquid Silver finish—Everyone Rides!! $35,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM 2015 Jeep Wrangler Sport Hard Top. Auto, custom wheels & tires, loaded with accessories— only 11000 miles—Laser Blue finish—A Must See! $26,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM 2013 Lincoln MKS Sedan. All-wheel drive, leather, hot seats, loaded—only 36000 miles—Glossy Bright White finish—Ride In Luxury!! $23,488 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800-333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM

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2013 Cadillac CTS Luxury Package. All-wheel drive, leather, loaded—only 11000 miles YES 11000 miles—Gold Mist finish—Ride In Comfort!!! $23,988 FX CAPRARA CHEVROLET BUICK 1-800333-0530 FXCHEVY.COM syracusenewtimes.com | 5.11.16 - 5.17.16

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