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STEPHANIE MINER: ROUND 2 Reflections on a second term By Walt Shepperd

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ON THE RECORD Walt Shepperd is a man who, it seems, needs no introduction. Everybody in Syracuse already knows him. Shepperd is one of those people — think Dick Case, and Gus Bliven, and Joan Vadeboncoeur — who became journalism icons in this town. Ever wonder what the somewhat archaic phrase “hale fellow well met” means. Just watch Shepperd working his way through Armory Square, and you’ll know. I’ve known of Shepperd for quite a while. But sealed inside the office at Clinton Square, I hadn’t met him until I joined the New Times a little more than a year ago. He had worked at the New Times for decades and was a former senior editor, but the relationship was somewhat estranged. No longer. He’s a regular contributor again, and I think it’s fair to say we’re both happy about that. It’s probably neither an exaggeration nor just a figure of speech to say that he’s forgotten more about what goes on in Syracuse than I ever knew. And, more important to me, he still has connections that give him more knowledge and understanding about what’s Photography by going on around here than Michael Davis. nearly any reporter I could name. Cover design by So, it was no surprise that when he Natalie Davis asked Mayor Stephanie Miner to sit down to talk at the start of her second term, she said yes. They talked of her philosophy looking at issues like the Interstate 81 reconstruction and the sort-of-proposed stadium to replace the Dome. What’s buzzing They talked of what she views the most. as the accomplishments of her first term and how she hopes they’ll carry over to her second. She talked about Onondaga County Executive Joannie MaFollow us honey, and about Gov. @syracusenew Andrew Cuomo. times.com Good stuff, as you’d expect from Shepperd. That’s why it’s the cover story this week. You can find it on page 17.

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Ottawa police reported that a masked man entered a downtown store brandishing a hockey stick and demanded cash. TAKE The suspect fled empty-handed after the store’s owner grabbed the hockey stick out of his hands. (CBC News)

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Stephen Furr, 48, denied breaking into a Boston home and stealing copper pipe from a boiler, even after police found him hiding beneath the basement stairs with a pipe cutter (described as “a burglarious tool”) and copper pipe appearing to have been cut from the boiler. The homeowners called police after the thief’s loud banging on the pipes woke them. (Boston Globe)

Sheriff’s deputies responding to reports of a shooting in Jefferson Parish, La., found Akili Bailey, 20, with gunshot wounds to his buttock, leg and foot. When paramedics tried to help Bailey, he refused to get up and appeared to be “clenching his buttocks together,” according to the police report. Authorities attributed his behavior to his injury, but a doctor who treated Bailey at the hospital retrieved a small bag containing 2.5 grams of cocaine from his buttocks. (New Orleans’ The Times-Picayune)

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Mammoth offshore wind farms would protect coastal regions from hurricanes, according to Mark Jacobson, an engineering professor at Stanford University. He calculates that grouping 78,000 wind turbines, each 50 feet tall, in a strategic location, such as the Louisiana coast, could lower a hurricane’s maximum wind speed 50 percent to 80 percent (up to 92 mph) and reduce its storm surge up to 80 percent, all while generating pollution-free electricity. Jacobson explained that the plan would work because the turbines produce power by taking energy from the wind, thus slowing it down. (USA Today)

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Patrick Snay received $80,000 to settle his age-discrimination suit against Miami’s Gulliver Preparatory School, but the agreement included a stipulation forbidding disclosure of settlement details. The Snays’ daughter promptly notified her 1,200 Facebook friends: “Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver. Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT.” A judge voided the settlement. (CNN)

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Robert McKevitt, 27, deposited $1 in a vending machine at his warehouse job in Milford, Iowa, and selected a Twix candy bar, but it snagged on the spiral hook. “I was, like, ‘Oh, man.’ So I put in another dollar, and then it wouldn’t do anything,” he said. He tried banging on the machine and rocking it back and forth, but the candy bar wouldn’t budge. Determined to get the snack he paid for, McKevitt commandeered a 4-ton forklift, lifted the vending machine 2 feet and let it drop on the concrete floor. He repeated the maneuver six times; three candy bars fell into the chute to be retrieved. A supervisor confronted him, and five days later he was fired. After his claim for jobless benefits was denied, McKevitt acknowledged, “That machine was trouble.” (Des Moines Register)

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A textbook used by more than 50,000 students in India’s Gujarat state contains more than 120 factual, spelling and grammatical mistakes, including that “Japan dropped a nuclear bomb on the United States during World War II.” The Gujarat government hasn’t withdrawn the books but did “set up a two-member committee to look into these errors and make changes immediately,” according to State Education Minister Bhupendrasinh Chudasama. (BBC News)

IN OTHER CRAZINESS: “Guys from the band One Direction were caught on video smoking pot. Sounds like the one direction they’re going is straight to Bieber-ville.” “President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ‘After phoning my top advisers, I think I’ll run for office.’ And the president said, ‘I know. I listened in.’” “A lot of people in Washington were shocked by this Obama-Hillary meeting. I’m not sure about Nancy Pelosi. She looks shocked all the time.” – Craig Ferguson

SecondAmendment Follies

An off-duty corrections officer reaching for his valet parking ticket at a crowded restaurant in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., accidentally triggered his concealed handgun, firing a round that sent ricocheting shrapnel into a group of patrons. One was injured, according to police Detective DeAnna Greenlaw, who identified the restaurant as Shooters Waterfront. (South Florida Sun Sentinel)

Former SUNY president required to pay back $100K, retire (Capitol Confidential) And former Upstate Medical University president David Smith is still working for the campus. He now gets paid a reduced salary of $205,000 a year. Vandal that took 31 flags from Lockport cemetery turns out to be groundhog (Syracuse.com) Where are you, Carl Spackler? Carmelo Anthony turns 30 today: We offer 30 items about the former Syracuse star (Syracuse.com) No, we really didn’t want to know about the Instagram photo with Justin Bieber. State: Hospital workers stole $70,000+ of Syracuse psychiatric patients’ welfare for crab legs and steaks (Syracuse.com) Because when you steal from vulnerable people, you should use the money on something really necessary. Lack of lifeguards may keep Syracuse from opening some city pools (localwsyr. com) Is there a crisis in teenage work ethic, or is the pay just crummy? Want to see the records police have on your travels? (Syracuse.com) Big Brother scratches his head over the bizarre number of our trips to Tim Horton’s.

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“We will not let our decisions be made out of fear. We will live our lives in freedom.” — Rudolph Giuliani on the first TAKE Saturday Night Live show after the World Trade Center attack. tinyurl.com/qhuehfr

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SNOWDEN’S REVELATIONS SAVING OUR FREEDOM If I had asked you on Sept. 10, 2001, to indicate on a map a country that assassinates its own citizens by remote control without due process, warehouses prisoners on a remote island to keep them out of reach of its judicial processes and monitors the telephone and email correspondence of all its people, chances are you would not have pointed your finger at the United States of America. Yet in the 50 long seasons since the towers fell, we have gradually slipped into this state of affairs. Guantanamo, the Patriot Act, unmanned drones. That’s the price we have paid for a promise to keep us safe from that terrible threat. Last week, at long last, we may have begun to walk the road back to balance. For years, the National Security Agency has been spying on you with the permission of Congress and the president. It knows who you call, how often and for how long you speak. Ditto for your email. Telecommunications companies are required to quietly hand over this information to the government. Furthermore, they are forbidden from telling you, should you inquire, that they have done so. This state of affairs grew out of the deal with the devil that we timidly assented to in the fearful aftermath of 9/11. Not knowing exactly who the enemy was or where, we cast a wide net. Citizens handed over rights that we realize, only in hindsight, are essential to keeping us free. And so, the ship of state in the Age of Terror began a slow turn toward a mid-course correction. The House of Representatives last week voted to change the way the NSA does business, to “rein in the dragnet collection of data by the National Security Agency (NSA) and

WOULD WE HOLD A PARADE?

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other government agencies, increase transparency of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC), provide businesses the ability to release information regarding FISA requests, and create an independent constitutional advocate to argue cases before the FISC.” Reps. Richard Hanna (R-Barneveld) and Dan Maffei (D-Syracuse) voted against the law. “Unfortunately, today’s legislation does not go far enough to protect the personal privacy of Americans, which is why I stood with a bipartisan group of lawmakers to oppose it,” Maffei said in a prepared statement. Hanna said the same. A year ago, Edward Snowden was the new Osama bin Laden: public enemy No. 1. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) called him a traitor. President Barack Obama vowed to hunt him down. Now Hanna and Maffei agree with Snowden that the national security state Snowden sought to expose is not the nation we wish to live in. So why does Snowden remain exiled in Russia? None of the spying that Maffei and Hanna correctly seek to rein in would be public knowledge if Snowden had not told the world what he knew. There would have been no vote in the House last week without Snowden. Without Snowden, your phone company would routinely be shipping your phone records to Big Brother behind your back. Without Edward Snowden, we would be ignorant and less free. So why compound the injury by continuing to persecute him? It’s time to drop the charges against Snowden, and to let him come home. SNT

Most would recoil at the thought of honoring a man who has been vilified as a traitor, but what did Snowden betray? He didn’t betray America, he betrayed a warped, frightened version of America that wrongfully, in a spasm of fear, turned over too much of our freedoms to the state. And he has sacrificed his life for that. Last week, we marched through the streets to honor those whose sacrifices have kept us free. Snowden has given up all that was familiar to him to let us know we were in danger. He has done a great national service. Let’s bring him home. He doesn’t need a parade. But he does deserve our gratitude.

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The number of spies exposed by the Bush adminstration (on purpose)

The number of spies exposed by the Obama administration (accidentally)

The number of spies exposed because of leaks from Edward Snowden (accidentally).

Well, what about the danger posed by people like Edward Snowden who expose secrets? Aren’t our people put in harm’s way when secrets are exposed? This is a valid concern, which is why the media often take great pains when exposing stories to make sure that people are not needlessly put at risk. In the year since Snowden spoke out about abuses of the Patriot Act, exactly one spy has been named, based on his revelations. That happened in January, when the New York Times posted a redacted document online, which a clever hacker was able to decipher. The Bush administration, deliberately outed a spy: Valerie Plame, whose husband was a vocal critic of the war in Iraq. Last week in Afghanistan, the White House press office issued a news release listing the officials who were briefing Obama during his stop at Bagram Air Force Base. The list included the name of the CIA station chief in Kabul. Oops. So much for secrets.

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EXTEND THE DELAY WAIT ON FRACKING By Emily Bishop Thank you for publishing the ProPublica article by Naveena Sadasivam on fracking and health studies. It has been clear to the majority of New Yorkers that fracking is harmful to the environment and human health and that there is a lack of evidence that it can be done safely. The impact of fracking on human health is the reason why, on Thursday, May 29, the coalition of Concerned Health Professionals of New York (CHPNY) delivered a letter to Gov. Andrew Cuomo and acting Department of Health Commissioner Howard Zucker to urge them to enact at least a three-year moratorium on fracking so that current studies can be completed to determine the full scope of fracking’s effect on human health. The letter provides an extensive list of the latest studies and science on fracking, stating: “The totality of the science — which now encompasses hundreds of peer-reviewed studies, additional reports and case examples — shows that permitting fracking in New York would pose significant threats to the air, water, health and safety of New Yorkers.” And, as it is stated in Sadasivam’s article, we really should be looking at the entire cycle of fracking, from the extraction of water that will be used in the fracking operations to the increased methane emissions that will come from its use in homes. There is so much in between that hasn’t been studied yet, which is one reason why CHPNY is calling for a moratorium. Dr. Sheila Bushkin-Bedient, of CHPNY and a member of the Institute for Health and the Environment at SUNY Albany, said, “Scientific evidence is mounting quickly, indicating that unconventional shale gas operations or ‘fracking’ are already leading to observable health hazards. Prevention demands, a moratorium on fracking for three to five years so that we can become better informed, and devote more time to developing healthier, sustainable energy options.” The letter from CHPNY identifies the key trends in human health effects, including: well water contamination, disposal of radioactive fracking wastewater and air quality impacts. A copy of the letter is at: tinyurl.com/ lllp7sn SNT

CLIMATE CHANGE IS SCARY, A CARBON TAX IS NOT By Diane Williamson The National Climate Assessment was released recently. It details the observed and predicted effects of climate change in the United States. Scary stuff. The panel predicted that warming could exceed 10 degrees Fahrenheit by the end of this century. That might seem like a long way off, but I have two young kids who will not even be out of high school until 2030. My grandkids will definitely feel the effects of global warming. If we are already experiencing “extended periods of unusual heat,” just imagine them 10 degrees hotter. Warmer weather means more droughts, like the current historic droughts in California and Texas. Droughts spell trouble not just for those who like to wash their cars and

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water their lawns. These droughts will raise food prices and put people out of work. While I occasionally joke about in the future being able to grow real oranges in the orange grove at Syracuse University, real fruit farmers are not laughing. Do you remember the exceptionally warm early spring in 2012, which caused apple trees to bloom too early and then die in a series of hard freezes, wiping out 60 percent of the apple harvest that year? There are similar problems to come, for all types of agriculture. In addition, here in Syracuse we can expect more flooding, like the kind we had last summer, due to a rising frequency of torrential rains. Understanding climate change is difficult because it involves predicting the future, and that can be done with Frank Cammuso

only limited certainty. Nevertheless, all the climate simulations (which accurately model the present) predict negative consequences. The uncertainty could only be for the worse. Scientists are as sure that fossil fuel use causes global warming as they are that smoking cigarettes causes cancer. Don’t take my word for it: Ask NASA. Its website is one of the best for measuring and explaining climate change. We need to quit smoking. Well, smoking coal, oil and natural gas, that is. Fortunately, there exists a relatively painless, free-market solution to this problem: Make it more expensive to put CO2 in the atmosphere. Raising the price of cigarettes has done more to reduce the rate of cigarette smoking in the U.S., which is at a historic low, than all of the educational and health campaigns combined. Therefore, just like a tax on cigarettes, the answer is a carbon tax on the companies that sell fossil fuels. When it is more expensive to pollute, all of our economic attention will be directed at developing renewable energy. Even if 97 percent of the climate scientists are wrong and climate change is a big conspiracy, a carbon tax is still a good idea. In creating a disincentive for fossil fuel energy (coal, oil and natural gas) and an incentive for the development of renewable resources, the fee promotes U.S. energy independence. Proposed legislation (supported by the Syracuse Citizens Climate Lobby) turns the fee into a rebate for every American. The total collected from fossil fuel companies will be divided by the number of taxpayers; easy as pie, the check’s in the mail. In other words, this proposal is revenue-neutral, so even Republicans who vowed never to raise taxes can support it. Most importantly, the proposed legislation imposes a tariff on imports from countries without a similar carbon fee, to not disadvantage American production. Cynics say that China will never get on board, but this tariff effectively targets China. China already has a small carbon tax, which it would be prompted to increase. A carbon fee is in the interests of ordinary Americans — through job creation in renewable energy, energy independence, and money in their pockets through rebate checks. Even if you are not scared about climate change, a carbon tax is a good idea. SNT Diane Williamson lives in Syracuse.

JEFF KRAMER By Jeff Kramer

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IT’S JUST TIME TO MOVE ON … IN A BUICK Gracefully Aging California Dream Girl Seeks Passionate Road Warrior with Disposable Income and Good Hair I’m a curvy middle-aged head-turner who is looking for a new relationship with a licensed motorist who isn’t intimidated by a powerful presence. I have a huge body and a slight drinking problem, but I’m tons of fun. Literally. If you’re tired of cheap, immature, plastic types and ready to cruise down Large and Lovely Lane, we should talk. Wanna hear more? My name is Electra 225. I was born into the prestigious Buick family in 1969. You do the math. I’m a California girl through and through. I’m 18-and-a-half feet long (225 inches) with mocha-colored skin and a leathery seat. My internal clock is stuck at 11:18, so I tend to run late. My factory radio doesn’t work, either, but turn my key and you’ll hear the sweetest music there is: the low, sexy rumble of my rebuilt 420. I sound like a love child of Barry White and the USS Nimitz. Oh, and I like to go topless. A lot. You’re no doubt wondering: Why is a California princess reduced to running a personal ad in an alternative weekly in Syracuse, N.Y.? Hey, we all hit a bump in the road now and then. My bump was Kramer.

I hooked up with him in 2000 out in Newport Beach. I was living with another guy then. I don’t recall how many guys there were before that. Two. Four. Ten. Who knows? Times were different, especially back in the ’70s. It’s all a blur. Anyway, I’d heard rumors that Kramer was really hoping to score a classic pickup, but he seemed nice enough, so I let him take me home. He would park me in his garage out of the sun’s glare and lovingly polish my fenders. He’d drive me to work or to the beach to show me off. He even took me to Vegas. I liked him, or thought I did. I liked his dog, Nate, too. Not so crazy about the wife, however. She seemed afraid of me — like I might explode at any moment. OK, I did explode. Just one time. On Interstate 5 en route to Dodger Stadium. It was just a minor engine seize. No biggie. Wanna know how Mr. Local Celebrity Jeff Kramer reacted? He blamed the victim. He locked me in that garage for nearly a year and inflicted upon me the most abusive language imaginable. Finally, he scraped together enough money to get my engine rebuilt ... by a complete moron.

Had Kramer or his ace mechanic listened to me, they would have heard me shouting, “Guys, guys! You’re putting the pistons in backwards!!!” They also would have heard me screaming that one of the pistons was the wrong type and lacked a key journal, which condemned part of my engine to being chronically starved for oil. I sucked it up. I dug deep into my proud GM heritage, and I made that wrongly rebuilt engine work. In 2003, when Kramer moved me to Syracuse, I stoically spent winters in the garage — I still haven’t seen snow; give Kramer credit for that — while in summers I provided miles of trouble-free service until I overheated in the Gay Pride Parade. Like, who didn’t? Also, it’s possible that I exploded again, on Route 20 in LaFayette. This time, the rebuild was done by Fehlman Brothers, on Midler Avenue, and it was done right. They’re not cheap, but neither am I. That was six years ago, and I’ve never felt more awesome. I am Buick. Hear me roar. Like most ladies of a certain age, I can be temperamental. Sometimes, for example, I’m tempted to drive back to California and put that mechanic’s liver in backwards just to see how he likes it. But I always cool down. Of course I do. I had my fan shroud replaced. And now it’s time to replace the man in my life, so I can stroll down life’s highway with someone who understands me or at least who can tighten a freakin’ battery cable without calling AAA. (They call ’em wrenches, Dumbass. Look into it.) See, these days Kramer would rather ride his stupid bicycle all over town like a circus chimp and kvetch about global warming than spend time with me. But let’s keep it classy. Kramer and I have drifted apart. That’s all you need to know. That, and he has a tiny crankshaft. SNT Email Jeff Kramer at jeffkramer@gmail.com. Follow him on Twitter at @JKintheCuse.

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Elect Her is an effort to recruit young women to pursue leadership positions in colleges and universities and to run for political office, and to provide support for them in these efforts. The guests are Kathleen Gore, who is on the board of directors for the Skaneateles branch of the American Association of University Women, and Alexandra Curtis, a senior at Syracuse University and a participant in Elect Her. Curtis was an intern for the Campbell Conversations last year. Grant Reeher (GR): Where are we as a nation in terms of women holding elected office? Kathleen Gore (KG): New York ranks 33rd in the nation for the percentage of women in the State Legislature. It has only 21 percent; the national average is 24 percent. Alexandra Curtis (AC): And looking at the U.S. Senate, where we have 20 percent of women serving in those positions. (In the House of Representatives), I believe we are at about 18 percent. But we have been riding between 18 and 20 percent there for the past decade. GR: Why do we seem to be stuck at about a fifth of women in these important legislatures? KG: It’s a very complicated question. Women need to run for office more; they don’t. Women need to be encouraged to run for office more, and they need to be given the support to run for office more. We believe that the will for women to run for office – local, state and national – is there. In fact, in local terms, women hold the highest percentage of offices.

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GR: Does part of Elect Her’s mission concern how women are viewed, meaning the assumptions that are made about young women in higher education? And how they are encouraged or not encouraged to think about pursuing positions of political leadership? KG: I think perception does play a big part in it, and another part is how women view themselves, how they view their career track, how they view their capabilities, getting a degree, studying and running for office and how they look at the long term. They don’t have the mentors that men do; they don’t have the examples. And I think we need to ask more young women why they don’t run for public office and see what they say. We can philosophize and guess, but we ought to ask them. GR: Allie, what’s been your experience of this? AC: I got involved in student government as soon as I came to Syracuse, and I realized straight off the bat that there weren’t many women involved at all, and when looking at the executive board that was in place when I came in, there were no women serving. One of the trends that have been cited across college campuses is that you have this sort of goodold-boys club that still exists in student governments across the United States. You see a lot of more women involved in undergraduate education, and there is a higher enrollment of women, but you still see about 60 percent men serving in the executive positions of student body government. And so when I got involved with this, I wanted to find out a lot more, and

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that is when I found out about Elect Her. There are a lot of women who are involved in leadership positions in college campuses, but they seek positions in Greek organizations, service organizations, dance troupes – things that are more pertinent to women or organizations that are more focused towards women as opposed to student government. Women do understate their qualifications, and a lot of women think that they need an extra degree or more experience under their belt before they actually get out there and run, and the truth is, they don’t. They’re entirely capable, but they are just understating their overall qualifications. GR: Allie, you were instrumental, I understand, as a student bringing the association’s Elect Her initiative to campus and having the event here. So tell me a little bit more about Elect Her, what it’s trying to do and how it goes about doing that. AC: Elect Her really does two things: encouraging younger women on campus to get involved and run for student government positions, so we can close that gender gap with women serving in executive roles. And then the other side of that is actually building a pipeline of women who want to get out and run for public office once they have graduated. So we had a lot of seniors who are ready to get out there and run, but the other side of that was encouraging our freshman and sophomore classes to start thinking about running for student government and realizing their own political leadership isn’t something that they need to do by getting another degree. We really want to do show them they can jump in and take ownership of the student government to the next level. GR: Was the actual event more about inspirational kinds of conversations or was it nuts and bolts? AC: We had both, which was great. We had (Syracuse) Mayor Stephanie Miner, and she was definitely more of the inspiration, and we had Tasha Cole, who was a trainer from Running Start, the organization that works with AAUW to bring Elect Her to college campuses. We had several women speak about their own experiences on student government. I was able to speak about campaigning and my time in office as president. GR: Did you have one particular “a-ha” moment that you took out of it that day? AC: I think the big a-ha moment came with Mayor Stephanie Miner and being able to hear her stories and what it’s like from her perspective as the first female mayor of Syracuse, and some of the things that she has had to deal with and how she has been a trailblazer. It was great to see her and take a little bit of inspiration from that.

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Meet Copper! GR: Kathleen, do you have a sense of the program’s overall effectiveness? KG: Yes, we have some statistics. Eighty-eight percent of the 2013 participants who ran for student government president won. Twenty percent more students plan to run for student government and political office. And 100 percent of participants reported that they would recommend the program Elect Her to a friend. GR: Are there individual success stories from this program that stand out? AC: There were several women who were interested in running for vice president. One, in particular, had plans to run with a male running mate, who is running for president, and after the training she said forget about that, I’m running for president myself. She wants to run with a female running mate, as well. GR: Do you have a particular political role model that you want to pattern yourself after? AC: Yes, I am a huge fan of Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.). I actually registered to vote in the state of New York just so I could vote for her. I think she has really been a champion of women’s

issues and has made that a forefront of her agenda, and that is something that a lot of women can aspire to be and support. GR: The Syracuse area seems very well represented by women in leadership roles: the mayor, the county executive, the presidents of the State University College at Oswego and Onondaga Community College, the superintendent of the Syracuse City School District and, up until recently, the chancellor of Syracuse University and the county health commissioner, among other positions. To what would you attribute that? Chance? What is going on here? KG: I would say the opportunities. We have other institutions that I think are friendly to women executives. I think there is a real opportunity here for women, and I also think that there is a great need. There is a great need in Central New York; Syracuse (provides) just the kind of challenge that I think a woman would not be afraid of taking on. GR: Allie, I want to push you a little bit on why you want to hold elective office. I know that a lot of people in your generation see the personal NEXT PAGE

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nastiness, the general dysfunction of our political INTERVIEW system, and they conclude – you can’t really blame them, perhaps – they want little part in it. What are you seeing that makes you want to join in? AC: Well, I grew up outside of Washington, D.C., and then San Francisco, so I have lived in two very civically engaged areas in our country. I think I really picked up on something from both of those places about getting involved and being a leader with integrity. Somebody who could really make a stance and hopefully inspire people to do something good, and that is something that I have seen with my time at student government here at Syracuse University. So despite the negative stereotypes that come along with being in office and the general dysfunction that people tend to associate with political leadership, I’ve certainly hoped that the way that I operate as a leader can actually help with that. I think actually getting out there and putting the theories that I have learned in class into action – taking that to the next level – would be thrilling and very rewarding. … Having female role models who believe in you and say it’s OK, because politics is something that you can get knocked down and you can get bruised a lot in, and you just need someone there who’s cheering you on in your corner. I think that’s what really gets people to stay in the game. GR: Kathleen, do you have one particular piece of advice that you want to give to Allie as she’s stepping out into this nasty terrain of running for political office? KG: I would say to her, first of all, you will get tougher. Men get tougher, and women get tougher. And you will get tougher. And it’s a good thing to have a sense of humor, but you don’t have to use that all the time. Sometimes you can just say, cut it out. SNT

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Global Partners, the company that runs a crude oil facility in Albany, announced April 30 it will no longer accept shipments of Bakken crude oil in DOT-111 tank cars, the kind that exploded and burned almost a year ago in Quebec in a disaster that killed 47 people. Beginning June 1, the company will require that all oil shipments arriving at its facility on the Hudson must be transported in tank cars known by the industry standard “CPC-1232.” But according to several rail safety experts, this is a distinction without meaning. Fred Millar, a well regarded independent rail safety expert based in Virginia, says the change is “not a significant improvement in safety.” The CPC-1232, according to federal officials, is a DOT-111 car that has undergone some upgrades that are not likely to the prevent tank punctures that could lead to fires and explosions. Karl Alexy is the staff director for the Federal Railroad Administration’s Hazardous Materials Division, which is part of the U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT). Asked if the shift to a CPC-1232 standard represents an improvement in public safety, Alexy responds hesitantly. “This is one of the most important questions that hasn’t been asked,” he said by phone from his office in Washington. “This is a touchy subject. CPC-1232 is an industry standard. It is a DOT-111 car that meets a more robust standard, but it is a voluntary industry standard. It’s a DOT111 that the industry has passed through a more robust level of scrutiny.” Alexy says that the difference includes the addition of a shield, which covers only the bottom half of the tank car, and the strengthening of the tanker car shell by 1/16th of an inch. The puncture velocity – the speed at which the tank could be ruptured by an accident – would not differ greatly between a DOT-111 and a CPC1232, according to Alexy. Alexy’s boss, DOT Secretary Anthony Foxx, remains “unconvinced” that the upgrade will ensure public safety.

things that we have control over,” she says. “We have control over environmental impact statements, which is in our comprehensive plan. I’m going to have a committee meeting, have people from the county and the city to talk about what this stuff is, and with what frequency it’s coming through our town.” Complaining that local communities and their first responders are “kept in the dark” with regard to the contents of each rail shipment, the resolution applauds the efforts of Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) to bring attention to the issue and supports Schumer’s call for stronger standards for rail cars shipping crude oil and ethanol. “Time is of the essence for the federal government to address this important issue,” says the resolution, which also calls on railroads to notify the Syracuse Fire Department when dangerous shipments come through.

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“I don’t have confidence in the DOT111,” Foxx told Rachel Maddow on May 14. “And I’m unconvinced that the 1232 is the absolute solution.” Foxx said “there needs to be a new type of tank car” if volatile crude is to be shipped safely. Foxx and Maddow noted that the train cars that recently derailed, caught fire and spilled crude oil into the James River in Lynchburg, Va., were CPC-1232 cars. About 400,000 rail cars transport crude oil across the country, most of it to Pacific ports. CSX ships as many as 14 trains daily through Syracuse to the Global Partners facility in Albany. To replace all of those cars with safer tankers would take many years, according to Larry Mann, the principal author of the Rail Safety Act of 1970 and an industry consultant. Regulations call for phasing out DOT-111 cars ordered (not manufactured) after October 2011. At present there is an 18-month production backlog for tanker cars, which

means that DOT-111 cars manufactured as late as mid 2013 could still be used to ship Bakken oil.

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On May 27, the Syracuse Common Council passed a resolution urging the federal government to take steps to protect Syracusans from the dangers of the flammable crude and ethanol being transported in DOT-111 cars. According to its primary sponsor, Councilor-at-Large Jean Kessner, the resolution, approved unanimously, is just a first step. Though the resolution is non-binding, Kessner plans to follow it up with meetings of the Neighborhood Preservation Committee that she chairs. Kessner acknowledged that only the federal government can regulate the railroads, but she believes the city has a role to play. “The Common Council can only do

Meanwhile, CSX, the railroad company that ships Bakken crude through Syracuse, has initiated a training program for local first responders. According to a CSX release issued April 24, the CXS “Safety Train” is a “rolling classroom” featuring “specialized hands-on training.” “This CSX Safety Train will begin in mid-May visiting numerous communities in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois,” says the company. “The company’s enhanced training program offers firefighters, police officers, emergency medical technicians and other first responders insights on how rail cars work and how to deal with rail incidents. This year, in light of increased crude oil movements on our network, we have expanded our engagement with first responders and emergency personnel along key routes to include training specific to crude oil movements.” The CSX Safety Train is comprised of a locomotive, four tank cars, one flat car equipped with tank car valves and fittings, two classroom cars and a caboose. CSX hazardous material specialists will lead training sessions with instruction on how crude oil is shipped. No word yet from the Syracuse Fire Department as to whether it will be participating. According to Minoa Fire Chief Erich Schepp, the Safety Train will be in Syracuse June 19-21. SNT

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THE SECOND TIME AROUND

Stephanie Miner talks with reporter Walt Shepperd about accomplishments, focus and where Syracuse goes from here.

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Mayor Stephanie Miner’s inauguration on January 18, 2014. Photo by Michael J. Okoniewski for City of Syracuse

Shortly after returning to his City Hall office for a second, and last, stint, former Mayor Roy Bernardi reflected on being re-elected to a term limited post. “I can’t get anything done,” he said wistfully. “All the common councilors are launching their mayoral campaigns, and the developers are waiting to see who the next mayor will be, to see if they can get a better deal.” Stephanie Miner, 44, has a less cynical perspective. “I’ve always felt that there was a limited amount of time that you have to do the kind of work you do,” she says. “So it’s an incentive for me and my administration to accomplish as much as we can.” And to do it now. According to Miner, there is no thought to continue that work in some other elective or administrative position. Lovelier the second time around? Will Miner’s first-term experience make the second more comfortable, enable her to keep both feet on the ground, bring her to a miracle of urban solution? Homeboy Jimmy Van Heusen, who wrote the lyrics for “The Second Time Around,” doesn’t have the words for this one. “Around here, my anthem is Aretha Franklin’s ‘Think,’ ” she says. “Or maybe ‘Mustang Sally.’ ” Nor does she reflect on what will come after her time is finished. “I’ve got enough on my plate with what I’m doing right now for the next four years,” she says. If Miner could wave a magic wand, however, and achieve triumph in her three most daunting struggles, she lists, “a meaningful solution on 81, Say Yes to be fully funded and operational and to

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have a meaningful infrastructure program funded for the city.”

Where would the money to wave the wand on the infrastructure come from? It would have to come from a combination of federal government and state government, because it’s just not an issue that is impacting the city of Syracuse, it’s impacting all municipalities across the country. And if you can’t deliver water or have safe roads or bridges, then you’re going to have a real problem as a society functioning.

Discussions of projects in Syracuse often focus on the property-tax base shrinking, because of exemptions. Should we be looking for other revenue sources? I think we need to worry about property tax. And we need to be very strategic when we think about what projects we want to exempt as a government and how we want to do that. For far too long, this community has just said any development is a good development, so let’s give them money. And that hasn’t worked. Over the past four years, instead of saying any development works, what we’ve said is downtown is important, it can be transformational, we need density, we’re going to incent development downtown. We’ve seen extraordinary results. The same with the Inner Harbor. Waterfront property can be transformational to cities, and it has been in many places, and that’s why we’re incenting development there. Neighborhood corridors are important to pedestrians, and so we have a project where we are working with small businesses in our neighborhood corridors. Those are three huge assets we have that we

believe can be transformational. There’s other development that is good development, but it’s not good enough for the entire public to waive property taxes.

A recent discussion about a stadium in Kennedy Square raised another question of property-tax exemption, but the discussion wasn’t brought to the city. In fact, one of the players said, “We don’t need the city on this.” Is that odd? Yes. And I don’t think that there was ever a fully developed plan. There was an idea, and there was some resources that people said they could put towards it. I hadn’t seen a map where the stadium would be. I hadn’t seen a map where parking would be, or who the developer was going to be, or who the operator or the occupants would be. It’s telling that there weren’t a lot of people involved in the process. We do development every day in this city, and we know that there’s a process. I live in a world where you have to do a study or a plan before you put a stop sign in a neighborhood.

What is the process for Interstate 81? I think the first question we have to ask ourselves as a community is, do we want to view Route 81 as just a road, or do we want to view it as an important asset to the people of this community, and that’s a very distinct question. I think we have to view it as the latter. And we have to view it as a way we make connections between neighborhoods and people, but we also have to understand that the way it currently stands has been a real disservice to the economic life of our community, the social life of our community, the cultural life of our community. We have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do the right thing, to harness the benefits economically, socially and culturally, of designing a road to maximize those benefits. But if we don’t, if we’re just going to think about how to get as many cars from point A to point B as quickly as possible, we will have done in incredible disservice to the community.

As mayor of Detroit, Dave Bing experienced economic disaster. Should we bring him in to help us figure out how to avoid, as you have noted, the possibility that the city could be broke in three years?

(Top) Saturday Soccer league in Washington Square Park. (Bottom) Syracuse Inner Harbor. Photo by City of Syracuse/flickr

We’ve done that already. We have looked at the mistakes that Detroit has made and been very conscious about not making those mistakes. One example is there was an opportunity to borrow (related to pensions), and I refused to do that. Of the many mistakes Detroit made, one of the biggest was that they started borrowing for operating costs. That just made the hole bigger and bigger. I’ve committed to the people of this city and the community at large that we’re not going to be financially irresponsible, and we’re going to be very up front about what our challenges are, that we’re going to meet them in a way that we’re not just thinking about the next four years, but the next 10 years.

Will some of the means for meeting those challenges be very hard for people of the city to accept? Absolutely. We had to close the Ida Benderson Senior Center, very difficult. We had to close a fire station, very difficult. We have really shrunken our employee base as a city. That’s been very difficult. So the answer is yes. But at the same time, we have made tremendous progress. Again, see the NEXT PAGE syracusenewtimes.com | 06.04.14 - 06.11.14

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development going on downtown. We have neighborhoods flourishing. We have Say Yes to Education. We have a land bank, one of the first in New York state that’s being seen as a model. We’re moving forward with looking at public safety, both in an enforcement and a prevention mechanism.

you have agreements and disagreements. The test of any relationship is how to move through the disagreements. We’ve had an extraordinary relationship for the past four years, and I think we will continue to have a good relationship for the next four. One disagreement does not tear asunder four years.

Is the public safety issue a product of the economic situation?

A relationship that hasn’t been so smooth is with the governor. Two professionals, certainly, but a lot of conflict?

Of course, that’s part of it. And it’s a product of a lot of society’s values. When you see the stories of the homicides, of both the victims and the aggressors, the criminals, it doesn’t take long to see all kinds of breakdowns and dysfunction along the way.

Looking at figures in budgets, numbers jump out for pensions and benefits. Are those increases a source of our financial crunch?

Interstate 81. Photo by City of Syracuse/flickr

“I consider it a sacred responsibility to the people of the city to speak the truth as I see it and advocate as I see it. And let the chips fall where they may.”

No, when you look at the numbers, what you’re recognizing is that the economic model is broken. The economic model is broken when we are paying more in benefits for retirees than for active employees. … So I believe that our workers, both currently and past workers, deserve health care and deserve pensions. I believe that very deeply. I was a labor lawyer before I became mayor. But I also believe that we as a city have to be able to provide services. And we are getting close to the point where we’re going to have to decide, well, what do we do? Do we provide a service or do we pay our pension bills? If it were unique to Syracuse, then you could say it was Syracuse’s responsibility to solve the problem. But it’s not. What’s unique to Syracuse is that with our culture and our leadership here, we’re going to be very open and honest about the problems. We’re not going to sugarcoat them or lie about them.

Will making that decision impact our ability to attract excellent employees? I’m sure it could, but I have to tell you that I think that there are a lot of other things that can and should happen before we get there. I don’t think that the retirees should bear the burden of this problem. I don’t think taxpayers should bear the burden of this problem. I don’t think our current work force should bear the burden of this problem. I think that’s where leadership comes in. And that’s where the state and the federal government come in and recognize this and help us try to solve this.

After a first term of smooth relations with County Executive Joanie Mahoney, is the relationship becoming strained? No. We’re two professionals. In any relationship,

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I feel very comfortable that I am doing my job to be an advocate for the people of the city of Syracuse. Sometimes when you do your job and you’re an advocate and you speak truth to power, it makes people unhappy. But I consider it a sacred responsibility to the people of the city to speak the truth as I see it and advocate as I see it. And let the chips fall where they may.

In cruder terms, does that piss the governor off and therefore put us at risk? No. I think you’ve seen the governor act in a way that he understands that the people of the city of Syracuse are New Yorkers, and he wants to see all New Yorkers flourish, whether it’s from the record money we’ve seen in the economic development council awards we’ve gotten, or coming out for the Inner Harbor groundbreaking. He seems to be very supportive of initiatives in Syracuse.

When your predecessor, Matt Driscoll, began his first term, he said he wanted to bring an NCAA basketball Final Four. They studied it and found there weren’t enough hotel rooms. Can we build enough hotels for that? You hear a lot of people talk about Final Fours when they talk about subsidizing hotels. But again, a public subsidy requires a lot more thoughtful analysis than just simply saying if we give millions of dollars we can get one event every five years.

What do you see as the long-range future of the Destiny development? I think you have to ask the Destiny developers that, not me. Our future as a city is much more diverse and intricate than simply a mall. And that’s another huge change in the outlook for this community. Part of the reason that the developer was able to get the unprecedented rich level of benefits was he said to people, ‘I’m going to bring you all of these things, and there’s nothing else going on in this community.’ I think you’re seeing now that he didn’t bring us all of those things, and there’s a lot going on in this community. SNT

The 25th annual Boxing Hall of Fame Induction Weekend, running Thursday, June 5, through Sunday, June 8, offers lots of activities for fans of the sweet science, including a golf tournament, an autograph show, a 1 p.m. Sunday parade down the streets of Canastota and Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2:30 p.m. enshrinement ceremony. The International Boxing Hall of Fame and Museum is located at 360 N. Peterboro St., Canastota. For details, dial 697-7095. Photo by Michael Davis

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Works from an artistic trio are represented in an Edgewood show.

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Jessica Novak profiles the custom built creations of Jeremy Allen, who designs guitar effects pedals. Michael Davis photographs

Top Pedals (and what they do) he musician’s search for the right sound is a lifelong and tedious quest for players of any type of instrument. Among a long list of other equipment factors, pedal boards full of effects for distortion, delay and beyond work as tools toward a player’s aural destination. Pedal choices can feature all kinds of effects, with new and vintage options available. For those who want to keep it local, there’s an alternative: XXXPedals.

Jeremy Allen, 36, has been active in the Syracuse music scene since his teens, playing with groups including the Nasty Truth, the Methodist Bells and Hooker. The multi-instrumentalist has played everything from guitar to keys to sitar, even studying at the Ali Akbar College of Music in his 20s. But in 2012, after years of acquiring equipment in that search for sound, Allen started dissecting what he already had. He took apart and rebuilt the pedals he had collected (think Fuzz Face, Tube Screamer and Ross Compressor), and realized these doctored pedals had the sounds he was always looking for. “I was surprised how good they sounded,” he says. “They started replacing my pedals and I started making replicas of vintage pedals that would otherwise be $600 to $800. It’s easy enough to find the schematics and vintage parts.” Allen started constructing popular analog pedals, and gradually branched into custom jobs and more intricate models. Allen and Tom Ward contribute art to the pedals, giving them a distinctive look. Custom

artwork is also welcome: “I have a guy who has all pedals with pictures of his dogs on them,” Allen explains. Once the buzz picked up, Allen started distributing the pedals at local music stores such as Gorham Brothers Music and Guitar Outlet. He usually makes a batch of five to 10 at a time, right in his house in the Westcott Nation. Building time varies on how many he’s producing at once, but generally takes six to 10 hours. “I can, have and do anything,” he says. “Reverb, fuzz, ring modulators, distortion, boost, any basic analog effect, I can do.” Local musicians including Maurice Love (Methodist Bells) and Dan Musclow (Flashing Astonishers) are among Allen’s clientele. “I like working on custom effects for musicians,” Allen says, “because they sometimes come up with ideas I never would have thought of.” For more information, visit facebook.com/pages/ xxxpedals or email info@xxxpedals.com. SNT

Boost: True to the name, these pedals give the musician an extra kick, often when switching from rhythm to lead and/or solo parts. Overdrive: Distortion can be warm or gritty depending on volume, providing mid-boosted tone. The Ibanez Tube Screamer (a favorite of Stevie Ray Vaughan) is one of the most popular of its kind. Distortion: While distortion, overdrive and fuzz terms are sometimes interchangeable; there are subtle differences between the three. Distortion provides a consistently pronounced effect at any volume. Fuzz: Also true to its name, expect a distinctly fuzzy, heavily distorted sound that may include frequency multiplier circuitry, which gives an extra harsh bump thanks to harmonics. Think of the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”. Octave: These pedals affect the pitch, bringing tones an octave higher or lower. The Octavia may be the most popular of its breed, designed for Jimi Hendrix by his sound technician, Roger Mayer.

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Menopause: The Musical debuted in 2001 in Orlando, Fla. Since then, 11 million people have seen the show, according to the show’s official website.

By James MacKillop Teri Adams, Becca McCoy, Fredena J. Williams and Cherie Price in Finger Lakes Musical Theater Festival’s Menopause: The Musical. Photo by Michael Davis

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riginally put together by Jeanie Linders in Florida 15 years ago, Menopause: The Musical is always playing somewhere in North America. It was box-office gold for Syracuse Stage in 2006 and 2007.

Menopause is also that rare show where a performer can find nearly full-time employment for years. Fredena J. Williams, cast as the Professional Woman in this summer’s Finger Lakes Musical Theater Festival production (running through Aug. 9 at the Auburn Public Theater), points to 1,100 previous performances before she arrived in Auburn. All this mass experience guarantees that no one ever makes a fluff. Musical numbers, gags, dance routines and offstage noises (such as flushing toilets) are always perfectly timed. Yet that does not mean Menopause has become stale or shopworn, even though the musical accompaniment is prerecorded. In recent years the property has been wrested loose from the iron grip of creator Linders and now belongs to GFour Productions. Decision-makers in Auburn voted to run with Menopause, always surefire box office, when they were assured they could make their own adjustments to what has always been a pretty tight show. The Auburn mounting may look like all the other productions, with the four women appearing before the art deco restroom doors at Bloomingdale’s on Lexington Avenue, but it feels free and spontaneous.

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The four women, all of a certain age, represent types rather than characters, in fashion sense, comedic tone and vocal style. Not one is the star, and each one has sustained time in the spotlight. The first to make a frenzied dash to the restroom is the blonde Iowa Housewife (Teri Adams). Outwardly naïve and repressed, she tends to talk more about “s-e-x” than the others and has her most hilarious moment trying to squeeze into a translucent teddy while not taking off her blue suit. Tall, massive Earth Mother (Becca McCoy) looks as though she might has been in a commune in the 1960s, the decade always cited in her dialogue, and still wears a peace sign lavaliere. She’s lived with the same man for 24 years without tying the knot. McCoy’s husky contralto lends itself to several musical genres. (At the end of June, McCoy will leave this production to be replaced by Graciela Valderrama.) About the “size of her right leg,” as Earth Mother puts it, is 90 pounds of blonde dynamite: Soap Star (Cherie Price), a TV actress who worries the serial world might soon be turning without her. In her big number, Soap Star turns the show’s spoofery on its head. She’s takes “I’m Having a Hot Flash,” based

on Irving Berlin’s “Heat Wave,” and delivers it as a torch song. All business and officiousness, Professional Woman (the aforementioned Fredena J. Williams) is an executive with soul. White performers have taken on this role, but it’s no coincidence that the bulk of her numbers parody music from black artists, especially Motown. Williams scores again and again with a kind of Pearl Bailey put-down humor, and her biggest moment is when she dons a Tina Turner wig for “What’s Love Got to Do With It.” The program, regrettably, does not come with a list of song titles, but every audience member past age 40 (and a good many under) will know every one of them, no matter what tricks Linders has done to the lyrics. The majority come from the 1960s and 1970s, such as the disco classic “Stayin’ Alive” getting changed to “Stayin’ Awake.” Compiler Linders came out of the industrial, sales and commercial show business, which Menopause clearly resembles. The musical is relentlessly upbeat, with the finale bringing a call for audience members to “Come on down,” just as they might for a company pledged to meet its annual sales goal. Such trade shows commonly build on taking familiar pop songs and altering the words to suit the occasion. Instead of the company’s name or leading executives, however, Linders has instead taken the anxiety and occasional humiliation of middle-aged change of life. When Edith Bunker spoke of menopause on All in the Family in the 1970s, family values vigilantes stormed TV producer Norman Lear’s office. Part of the delight in Menopause: The Musical is hearing people sing about subjects like nocturnal emissions that within the lifetime of audience members were once literally unspeakable. SNT

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Stone Quarry Hill Art Park. Stone Quarry Road, Cazenovia. Thurs.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. and by appointment. $5/suggested take donation. 655-3196. Through Thurs. June 5: Paradise Gone, a 40-year retrospective of diverse landscapes by Janet Culbertson.

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“Hudson Construction” by Marna Bell.

Triple Dipping at Edgewood Show

dgewood Gallery’s new retrospective presents pieces by three artists who work in different media: sculpture, photography and jewelry. Passages in Time respects the divergence in media but also finds commonality to link the artists.

Sculptor Jonathan Kirk, for example, has long made artworks drawing on the Industrial Revolution, machinery and the ocean. At Edgewood, he’s showing pieces like “Lookout,” a cast bronze with patina sculpture which suggests a submarine, and “In the Deep,” a non-figurative work which touches on an ocean’s sheer size and majesty. “Oh, Easy for Leonardo,” made with mild treated steel, combines several shapes, including a horn and wheel. It’s representative of other Kirk sculptures which have merged various objects. It should be noted that several pieces were made from coated cardboard or painted wood. These aren’t full-blown sculptures; they’re models for works too large in fit comfortably into a small gallery space. Yet they play a role in the exhibit by helping to demonstrate how Kirk works with abstraction and narrative, and does so effectively.

Photographer Marna Bell has more than 20 images on display, with photos selected from several bodies of work. One group was taken during Amtrak trips to Bell’s childhood home, Brooklyn. Because she shoots while the train is moving, the images come in various forms. A few are relatively straightforward, like the photo of a Harlem neighborhood seen as the train pulls into New York City. Another photo catches the countryside in passing, showing several trees in a blur. Some of the most interesting photos capture a moment in time and also communicate a theme beyond it. One image integrates a cloudy sky, a choppy river and a lone buoy buffeted by wind and water. The piece isn’t just about a stormy day on the Hudson; it generates energy and emotion, speaking to human turmoil and the will to overcome difficult situations.

Eight photos from Bell’s “Imperfect Memories” series also appear in the show. These images have a surrealistic flavor: We see people, but they appear faded and distorted. That distortion is deliberate, a technique for influencing viewers to consider what they remember and how they remember it. The third artist, Chris Irick, has brooches, earrings and other pieces on display. She has her own approach to figurative work, depicting turbines and dirigibles, the flying machines that gave way to airplanes. Irick also created “Migration,” a small piece portraying a flock of birds. Passages in Time continues through June 20 at the Edgewood Gallery, 216 Tecumseh Road. The venue is open Tuesdays through Fridays, 9:30 a.m. to 6 p.m., and Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. For more information, call 445-8111. SNT

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Topic: Arts

Stephen Butler is executive director of CNY Arts, which provides support and assistance to artists and arts and cultural organizations take in Onondaga, Madison, Oswego, Cortland, Oneida and Herkimer counties.

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Survey shows importance of arts in CNY, points toward enhancements

xciting cultural activity is one of the major draws for people deciding whether to move into a new community. Artistic activity encourages creativity and innovation that in turn drive entrepreneurial energy, resulting in new jobs and retaining talent. Arts corridors and heritage sites in cities and rural hamlets across Central New York attract residents and visitors, giving rise to bustling main streets and the hospitality and tourism industries. So how can we collectively leverage our robust cultural landscape to invigorate the economy, encourage development and tourism and meet the needs of Central New Yorkers who may not have the access to cultural offerings that are relevant to their experiences? We at CNY Arts posed this question to help us begin developing a road map for the first regional cultural plan developed specifically for Central New York. Launched in June 2013, Engage CNY gathered input from more than 7,000 Central New Yorkers, hundreds of artists and more than 110 arts, culture and heritage organizations. From all walks of life, residents of six counties along with community leaders in education, government and businesses came together to help CNY Arts

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work on a practical approach to improve, promote and grow the cultural resources in communities throughout our region. We asked the community last year to tell us what they think, and 7,222 Central New York residents responded through the Engage CNY cultural survey. We learned Central New Yorkers believe arts, creativity, and innovation are a high priority in regard to community and regional identity (90 percent), contribute to the economic vitality of the region (84 percent) and build tourism (88 percent). People in Central New York take part regularly in cultural and entertainment activities throughout the year — with almost three quarters of respondents reporting they paid to attend live performances during the past year and most (61 percent) responding that they attend four to nine events each year. We learned that a great majority enjoy concerts above all other kinds of arts and entertainment, and that theater, musicals, film, festivals and readings are also in

the top 10. And more than 70 percent of those surveyed believe that arts education is very important in their children’s inschool and after-school programming. More than 500 people joined us in a series of 52 focus groups, where we held conversations about cultural priorities and goals. We heard that people believe arts and culture create bridges between races and classes. We heard stories that some experience obstacles to creative opportunities, which participants said should be accessible regardless of income, race or geography. And we heard that many are not sure where to find information about what is being offered in the region. Finally, more than 120 community leaders met at a summit in February. The overarching goal was to create strategies to move forward with a comprehensive regional plan. Three priorities emerged: To increase awareness of Central New York’s cultural and creative assets; to better support the health of Central New York’s cultural and creative assets; and to increase cultural opportunity and participation. The regional cultural plan that has emerged is a comprehensive one that can be achieved in a decade. We have already started with the first steps. Conversations are taking place with artists, parents and schools. We are working to make it easier for residents and visitors to find the information they need to participate and become better aware of the cultural opportunities throughout the region. We are enhancing our social marketing system at gotocnyarts.org, which provides a regional listing of events. We invite everyone in our community to look at the complete plan on the CNY Arts website at cnyarts.org. We encourage your feedback, as we see the new regional cultural plan as a living document — one that will continue to develop and remain relevant to the needs of our community as we move forward. SNT

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The same actor (Peter Cullen, right) who provided the voice for the heroic Optimus Prime in the Transformers TV series (1984TAKe 87) and the Transformers movie (2007) also provided the voice of Eeyore, the gloomy donkey, in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh TV series (1988-91).

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‘CHEF’ HAS INGREDIENTS TO KEEP AUDIENCE TALKING Why, hello, Jon Favreau. So nice to have you back where you belong. Make no mistake about it. Favreau is the brain, brawn and guts behind Chef, a tasty little film about a man who built a name for himself in the culinary world but then saw it slip away, first ever so slowly, one dish and relationship at a time, and then in one horrific, mind-blowing, soul-crushing run-in. Favreau made a name for himself as the writer and star of another little film, Swingers, which in 1996 showed the world his sweaty neuroses and buddy-building ability in the single land of Los Angeles. Of late, he’s executive produced mega films, namely the “Iron Man” franchise. With Chef, Favreau is back behind the wheel and in front of the camera as producer, director, writer and star. He’s surrounded by terrific help, in every sense of the word, to tell a story that’s gigantically pleasing because of many small, comforting moments. Carl Casper is a chef who toils halfway on autopilot in an LA restaurant owned by a satisfied-with-the-status-quo owner played with a sharp business edge by Dustin Hoffman. We discover Carl’s back story: a gee-whiz Miami chef lures his gorgeous and successful wife, played wonderfully toned-down by Sofia Vergara, and earns a huge Internet review by a critic played, with convincing smugness, by Oliver Platt. A decade later, though, he’s divorced from Inez, struggling to make his relationship work with their 10-year-old son, played quite terrifically by wise-eyed Emjay Anthony. And that Internet critic, Ramsay Michel, is planning to visit his restaurant, Riva’s. Carl is rallying his girlfriend/hostess, a laid back but devoted Scarlett Johannson, and his top two cooks, played loyally and full of quirks by John Leguizamo and Bobby Cannavale. They’re all stoked for Carl’s specials for the night. Riva marches into his kitchen and says, no way. Stick to what’s been putting the

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fannies in the chairs. Regular menu only. Carl dies a little. After the two-star review, complete with a personal attack, Twitter newbie Carl gets into a social media war with the Internet blog king. Another special menu is set up as a chef’s challenge. The owner nixes it. Carl goes off and is fired. Blogger, seated after the exact same meal as the first review, tweets another personal noogie. Carl barges back and becomes a social media one-tirade video star, jobless, job-offer-less and lower than low. Enter his ex-wife with an offer of a trip to Miami to watch their son while she’s on business — and a set-up interview with her rich first ex-husband — loopy Robert Downey Jr., who hands over a 30-year-old food truck. Leguizamo’s Martin flies in from LA immediately, helps Carl and 10-year-old Percy clean up “El Jefe,” and they set off on a road trip to share Cubano sandwiches and reclaim their cooking souls. Oh, how they shared the cultural and culinary riches of Miami, New Orleans and Austin in that spiffed-up truck. Percy works the social media world in ways that startle and thrill Carl, and Carl works that chef’s knife and truck kitchen in a manner that captivates Percy. The in-between moments seal the deal. When they pull back into LA, this woman who’s both an impressed mom and ex-wife awaits with open arms for the El Jefe truck and all that means. Writer Favreau has a couple more twists for Carl and crew, and the full downstairs little theater on a Friday night at Destiny USA was buzzing about “Chef” on the way out, like a dinner party crowd discussing the courses of a meal well done. SNT

Age difference between Edge of Tomorrow’s leading actor (Tom Cruise, age 51) and leading actress (Emily Blunt, age 31).

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Albums sold over the years by country singer Alan Jackson, who performs the title song in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

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What do you yearn for more? A delicious Spanakopita, spinach in a pie, artfully delivered and just asking for a big bite? A delightful baklava, cinnamon-spiced nuts wrapped in a flaky phyllo pastry, positively tastebud-squirting? A sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding? You bet you’ll spy the first two when stars Nia Vardolas and John Corbett reunite for the second part of the story that warmed the hearts of America a dozen years ago. Variety reports that Vardalos will again write and star in the sequel, which will follow the Portokalos family as it gets together for yet another big, fat Greek wedding. Or, as Variety reporter Justin Kroll cleverly puts it, “a family secret is revealed and a bigger, fatter wedding brings the big fat Greek family back together again.” That’s music to a lot of ears. Everybody dance the Kalamatianos. Vardolas was good-natured about the making of a sequel in the Variety story. “Now that I’m experiencing motherhood, I’m ready to write the next chapter of my family story,” she said in Kroll’s piece. “Of course, a few jaded folks in the press corps will claim I ran out of money or just want to kiss John Corbett again. One of these things is true.” A story in Cinema Blend reminds us that in 2001 My Big Fat Greek Wedding was made for $5 million and earned $241 million in the United States and another $124 million worldwide, making it the highest-grossing romantic comedy ever. Of course, the element of surprise is gone now. Hopefully her family can still make us laugh.

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Gallery crawl

Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Wed.Sat. noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540. Through July 10: Blindness/ TAKe Insight, recent collages and oil paintings by Andrea Deschambeault-Porter. Reception Thurs. June 5, 6-8 p.m.

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“Nemesis” Karen Jean Smith. Through

Baltimore Woods Nature Center’s Weeks Art Gallery. 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus.

Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 6731350. Through June 27: Explorations of a Nemesis, Karen Jean Smith’s ceramics concern the Seneca River’s invasive water chestnut. Reception and artist’s talk Sat. June 7, 2-3 p.m.

June 27: Explorations of a Nem-

esis. Baltimore Woods Nature Center.

CNY Artists Gallery. Shoppingtown Mall,

3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 391-5115. Through June: exhibition and sale of Viking artifacts. Art classes every Wed. 6:30-9 p.m., every Sat. 2-4:30 p.m.

Community Folk Art Center. 805 E. Genesee St. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 442-2230. Through June 14: 42nd annual Teenage Competitive Art Exhibition. Dalton’s American Decorative Arts. 1931 James St. Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 463-1568. Through June 14: The Photography of J.R. Hughto, offbeat works from the filmmaker and photographer. Earlville Opera House Galleries. 20 E. Main

St., Earlville. Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sat. noon-3 p.m. 691-3550. Through Sat. June 7: 100 Years of Mothers, photographs of Central New York’s moms through the years. Through July 5: Vicissitudes, works by Richelle Soper; Divergence, works by Ali Della Bitta; Inner Thoughts, Outer Connections, works by Inez Kohn.

Edgewood Gallery. 216 Tecumseh Road. Tues.-Fri. 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 445-8111. Through June 20: Passages in Time, works by photographer Marna Bell, jeweler Chris Irick and sculptor Jonathan Kirk.

Through June 14: Teenage Competitive Art Exhibition.

Everson Museum of Art. 401 Harrison St.

Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. $5/suggested donation/general admission; special exhibits vary in admission price. 474-6064. Through July 27: Video Vault: The 1970s Revisited, pioneering art videos from the museum’s collection; Rice is Life, Mary Giehl’s installation features sculptural bowls and maps to emphasize the world hunger dilemma. Through Aug. 24: Daniel Buckingham: Secret Invitation; Sarah McCoubrey: Works on Paper. Through December: Enduring Gift, Chinese ceramics culled from the Cloud Wampler collection. Sat. June 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Funky Flea Market, more than 70 vendors at the museum’s outdoor plaza.

Light Work Gallery/Community Darkrooms. Robert Menschel Media Center, 316

Waverly Ave., Syracuse University campus. Light Work: Sun.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. Community Darkrooms: Sun. & Mon. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 443-1300. Through Aug. 8: Legendary, Gerard H. Gaskin’s photographs of underground balls, where gays and transgenders fashionably flaunt themselves.

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Gallery 54. 54 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles.

Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 685-5470. Through June: Garden Party, featuring stained glass by Liz and Rich Micho. Reception Fri. June 6, 5-8 p.m.

Gandee Gallery. 7846 Main St., Fabius. Thurs.-

Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 4166339. Through July 27: REnewal, assemblages by Dan Bacich, collages by Marty Blake and Lucie Wellner, pots by Jen Gandee and jewelry by Betsy Manson.

La Casita Cultural Center. Lincoln Building,

109 Otisco St. Mon.-Fri. noon-6 p.m. 443-8743. Through June 20: Young Art, works such as masks and a mural created by children from the after-school Bilingual Reading Circles program.

Community Folk Art Center

Oswego State Downtown. 186 W. First

St., Oswego. Wed. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. & Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 216-4985. Through July 12: Empowered Through the Arts, works from artists with CNY Arts Center.

Munson-Williams-Proctor Arts Institute.

310 Genesee St., Utica. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 797-0000. Through Aug. 3: Life During Wartime, artistic aspects of war, created between the 17th and 20th centuries. Through Sept. 28: Butterflies, Geishas and Dragons: The Arts and Influence of Japan. $10/adults, $5/ students.

Oneida Community Mansion House. 170

Kenwood Ave., Sherrill. 363-0745. Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. noon-4 p.m. Tours available Wed.-Sat. 10 a.m. & 2 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. $5/ adults; $3/students, free/children under 12. Through June: South Seas to Botticelli, a collection of Frank Perry’s flatware designs from the 1950s to 1970s. Through October: The Braidings of Jessie Catherine Kinsley. Through Dec. 1: Mothers and Children of the Original Oneida Community, featuring artifacts, photographs and quotations in an exhibit presented in collaboration with Earlville Opera House. Ongoing: Wartime at Oneida Ltd., bayonets, scalpels and other

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Warehouse Gallery/Point of Contact Gallery. 350 W. Fayette St. Mon.-Fri. 1-5 p.m. 4434098. Through June 27: Learning to See, works by students from the El Punto Art Studio.

military equipment manufactured by the company during World War II; Oneida Game Traps, 1852-1925. Free admission during Path through History weekends, June 7-8 and June 14-15.

Onondaga Historical Association. 321 Montgomery St. Wed.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Donation requested. 4281864. Through June 15: Fashion After Five, cocktail dresses from the 1920s to 1990s; Culture of the Cocktail Hour, a look at Onondaga County’s speakeasies and cocktail lounges during the Prohibition era. Through Sept. 21: Ever a New Season, works by 19th-century photographer George Barnard.

Wellin Museum of Art. Hamilton College,

College Hill Road, Clinton. Tues.-Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 859-4396. Through July 27: In Context: The Portrait in Contemporary Photographic Practice, works of 13 conceptual artists that balance aesthetic and political goals to frame important social issues in a contemporary manner. Ongoing: Archive Hall: Art and Artifacts; Case Histories: The Hidden Meaning of Objects.

Wilhelmina’s Art Gallery and Sculpture Trail Center. 60 Cayuga St., Seneca Falls.

Thurs.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. 568-8204, 670-0947. Through July 12: works by Manlius artist Rosha Folger and pottery by Steve Gammacchia. Reception Sun. June 8, 2-5 p.m.

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8 p.m. July 19, SPAC, Saratoga Springs Sweet baby James.

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Center, 411 Montgomery St. 435-8009.

Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. June 4, 12:301:30 p.m. The Wednesday Recital Series featuring youthful classical musicians concludes with pianist Maryna Mazhukhova, clarinetist Gerald Zampino and Gregory Wood on cello at the Everson Museum of Art’s Hosmer Auditorium, 401 Harrison St. Free. 254-7136.

6/13: Reid Speed and Mantis, Rumpstep. Westcott Theater.

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6/14: Hank3. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934. 6/14: Max Creek, Minority Report. Westcott Theater. thewest-

People’s Music Series. Wed. June 4, 5-6 p.m. Anybody can jam and bring their instruments to the downtown YMCA, 340 Montgomery St. Free. 708-4636.

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6/16: Liverpool is the Place: Papa Joe Band. Johnson Park, Liverpool.

Jazz Appreciation Society of Syracuse Jam Session. Wed. June 4, 6-9 p.m. Musicians

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and vocalists are invited to sit in at Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St. Free. 652-0547 (JASS), 471-2253 (Suds).

6/18: Live. Turning Stone Resort and

Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

6/19: Simone Felice, Evelyn Horan. Westcott Theater.

Pale Green Stars. Wed. June 4, 7 p.m.;

through Aug. 20. The eclectic power trio entertains during this Liverpool is the Place concert at Johnson Park, corner of Route 57 and Vine Street, Liverpool. Free. 457-3895.

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6/19: Reverend Horton Heat, Creepshow, Amerikan Primitive. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

T h u rsday 6/5

6/20: Loretta Lynn. Turning Stone

Lyncourt Community Band. Thurs. 7-8:30

Resort and Casino Showroom, Verona. 361-SHOW.

p.m. Enjoy an outdoor spring concert at Lyncourt School, 2707 Court St. Free. 455-7571.

6/20: Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine, Negative Approach, Born Again Savages. Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. 446-1934.

6/20: Foam and Bass 2. Westcott Theater. thewestcotttheater.com.

S at u rday 6/ 7 Society for New Music Benefit Gala. Sat 6

p.m. Enjoy dinner, music by the Society All-Stars and more at Clear Path for Veterans, 1223 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango. $50. 446-5685.

Nasty Habit. Sat. 7 p.m. Rock quartet will

6/23: Styx, Foreigner, Don Felder.

party hardy, plus Wicked and Storm Cell at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $10. 4461934.

6/23: Liverpool is the Place: Fritz’s Polka Band. Johnson Park, Liverpool.

Sigh8. Sat. 7-9:30 p.m. The Christian band

Turning Stone Resort and Casino Event Center, Verona. 361-SHOW.

457-3895.

performs at the Christ Church United Methodist Coffeehouse, 417 Park St., Sherrill. Free will offering. 725-0974, 363-1061.

Liverpool Community Chorus. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The songbirds perform Broadway favorites at Liverpool High School, 4338 Wetzel Road, Liverpool. $10/adults, $8/students and seniors, free/ under age 12. 715-8655. Eileen Nicholson, Rachel Bell and Jill Smith. Sat. 8-11 p.m. The musical trio performs during an evening of contra and square dancing at the Steeple Coffeehouse, United Church of Fayetteville’s Steeple Coffeehouse, 310 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $7. 663-7415.

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The Lone Bellow. Sat. 8 p.m. Acoustic rockers

Bradshaw Blues. (Eskapes Lounge, 6257 Route 31, Cicero), 7-9 p.m.

Omar Tamez and Harv Sorgen. Sat. 8-10

Brian McArdell and Mark Westers. (Baldwinsville Farmers Market, Denio Street, Baldwinsville), 5-7 p.m.

perform at the Smith Opera House, 82 Seneca St., Geneva. $20/advance, $24/door. 781-5483.

p.m. The acclaimed jazz guitarist and drummer team with Auburn bassist Peter Mack for this benefit at the Theater Mack, Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $15. 253-8051. wow Jesse Cook. Sat. 9 p.m. The flamenco guitar virtuoso performs in a benefit for Syracuse Stage at Goldstein Auditorium, Schine Student Center, Syracuse University campus. $30. 443-3275.

S u nday 6/8 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Hobo Graffiti and Friends. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 6-9 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m. Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7:30-10:30 p.m. The Mix Tapes. (Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 5-9 p.m.

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego), 6-10 p.m.

Don Woodcock and Gretchen Koehler.

Civil Servants. (Lew’s Sports Bar, 7356 Church

Sun. 2 p.m. The musicians will be fiddlin’ up a storm during the summer concert series at the North American Fiddlers’ Hall of Fame and Museum, 1121 Comins Road, Osceola. Free. 599-7009.

Liverpool Community Chorus. Sun. 3 p.m. The songbirds perform Broadway favorites at Liverpool High School, 4338 Wetzel Road, Liverpool. $10/adults, $8/students and seniors, free/ under age 12. 715-8655. Jazz Vespers. Sun. 5-7 p.m. Vocalist Cindy

Miller wraps the series at Pebble Hill Presbyterian Church, 5299 Jamesville Road, DeWitt. Free will offering. 479-5299.

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Dave Ball. (Café at 407, 407 Tulip St., Liverpool), 7-9 p.m.

Dave Robertson. (Bohemian Moon, 103 E. Main St., Norwich), 5-8 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (The Columbia, 500 Columbia St., Utica), 9 p.m. Funkadelphia. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 6-9 p.m.

George Leija. (Waterfront Tavern, Route 11, Central Square), 5-9 p.m. Grupo Pagan Lite. (Osteria Salina, 1620 State St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

The Neverly Brothers. Mon. 7 p.m.; through

Aug. 20. Longtime pop-rock dup continues the Liverpool is the Place concert series at Johnson Park, corner of Route 57 and Vine Street, Liverpool. Free. 457-3895.

W ednesday 6/11

Hendry. (Rosie’s Corner, 9689 Brewerton Road, Brewerton), 7-10 p.m. John Lerner. (Kitty Hoynes, 301 W. Fayette St.), 8-11 p.m.

Just Joe. (Small Plates, Walton Street), 6-9 p.m.

Liverpool Community Chorus. Wed. June

11, 7 p.m.; through Aug. 20. The harmonizers continues the Liverpool is the Place concert series at Johnson Park, corner of Route 57 and Vine Street, Liverpool. Free. 457-3895.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

Morris and the Hepcats. (Performance Harley Davidson, 807 N. Geddes St.), 6-9 p.m.

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Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 7-10:30 p.m.

The Dropouts. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Willow St.), 6-9 p.m.

Timeline. (Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 7-11 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill, Western

Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 6-10 p.m.

F r i day 6/6 2 Hour Delay. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Andy Rudy and Kim Fetters. (The Office

(formerly Dirty Nelly’s), 1965 W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

Black Water. (Sharkey’s Eclectic Sports

Sylvan Beach), 9 p.m.

Camillus), 6-9 p.m.

Morris and the Hepcats. (Asil’s Pub, 220

Chapel Drive, Fairmount), 8 p.m.

Paul Davie. (Bellevue Country Club, Glenwood

100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Coustic Pie. (Castaways, 916 County Route 37, Brewerton), 7-10 p.m.

Dave Robertson. (Sparky Town, 324 Burnet Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St. Road, Baldwinsville), 9:30 p.m.

Dunes and the Del-Tunes. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Fabulous Ripcords. (UNC, 125 Washington St., Auburn), 8 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (bc Restaurant, 247 W. Fay-

Jamie Savage. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7-11 p.m.

Two Feet Short. (Buzz Café, 527 Charles Ave.), 7-9 p.m.

What About Bob. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9:30 p.m.

Woodstone. (Osteria Salina, 1620 State St., Auburn), 8-11 p.m.

S aturday 6/ 7 3’s a Crowd. (Pasta’s on the Green, Foxfire Golf Course, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 7-10 p.m.

Letizia and the Z Band. (Carnegie Café,

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Better Than Bowling. (Taste of Syracuse, Clinton Square), noon-1:30 p.m.

John Lerner. (Winds of Cold Spring Harbor, Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 6-9 p.m.

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House, 5 E. Main St., Marcellus), 9:30 p.m.

Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band.

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TJ Sacco and the Urban Cowboys. (Alvord

Fulton Chain Gang. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort and Casino, 5218 Patrick Road, Verona), 10 p.m.

Isreal Hagan and Stroke. (Taste of Syracuse,

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Oswego Road, Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Carolyn Kelly Blues Band. (Taste of Syra-

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Seward House Museum, 33 South St., Auburn), 5-8 p.m.

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Hodson and Donelan. (Lewis Park, 240 N. Main St., Minoa), 6:30-8:30 p.m.

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Bradshaw Blues. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 8:30 p.m.

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Teagan and the Tweeds. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

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The Fat Bobs. (Saltine Warrior, 214 W. Water St.), 5:15-8:15 p.m.

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Dirtroad Ruckus Unplugged. (Jake’s Grub &

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Flipside. (Higie’s Iron Horse Saloon, 2721 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 7-10:30 p.m. Just Joe. (Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 5-9 p.m. Mike Vincetore w/special guest. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

The Extremists. (Clam Man’s Party House, 67 Auburn Road, Seneca Falls), 6-9:30 p.m. Tom Gilbo and the Blue Suedes. (Farmers Market, Clinton Square), noon-2 p.m.

W ed n esday 6/11 Dan Elliott and Wayne Muller. (Borio’s

Restaurant, 8891 McDonnells Parkway, Cicero), 5-8 p.m.

Frenay and Lenin. (Sheraton University Hotel, 801 University Ave.), 5-8 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Oak and Vine, Springside Inn, 6141 West Lake Road, Auburn), 8-11 p.m. Country Rose. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St.,

The Barndogs. (Taste of Syracuse, Clinton

Baldwinsville), 2-5 p.m.

Square), 7-8:30 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Clam Man’s Party House, 67

The Bomb. (Verona Firemens Field Days, Rock

Auburn Road, Seneca Falls), 2-6 p.m.

F5. (Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Fabulous Ripcords. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 9:30 p.m.

Formerly Unnamed. (Mac’s Bad Art Bar, 1799

Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 9:30 p.m.

Fulton Chain Gang. (Toby Keith’s I Love This

Bar, Destiny USA), 9:30 p.m.

Hodson and Donelan. (Wander Inn, 33 Route

23, Constantia), 9 p.m.

Mark Zane and Friends. (Oz-Stravaganza

Park, Route 5, Chittenango), 2-4 p.m.

Miss E and Off the Cuff. (Carnegie Café, Maplewood Inn, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m. Modern Mudd. (Stein’s, 5600 Newport Road, Camillus), 10 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz Duo. (Bluewater Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5-8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7-10 p.m.

The Cadleys. (Gance’s, Green Lakes Golf Course, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville), 5:30-8:30 p.m.

W. Willow St.), 4-8 p.m.

The Dropouts. (Beginnings II, 6897 Manlius

Lonesome Crow. (Oswego County Balloon-

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fest), 3-4 p.m.

The Reissues. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

Walton St.), 12:30 p.m. Blues brunch.

TJ Sacco and the Urban Cowboys. (Brennan

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Beach, Pulaski), 9 p.m.

Wayback Machine. (Alvord House, 5 E. Main

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Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W.

Rewired. (Bridge Street Tavern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

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Genesee St., Skaneateles), 4-7 p.m.

Jerry Cali. (Borio’s Restaurant, 8891 McDon-

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The Sugardaddys. (Limp Lizard Bar and Grill, Western Lights, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 2-6 p.m. Titus Andronicus. (Dark Room, Zink Shirts, 19 E. Cayuga St., Oswego), 8 p.m.

TJ Sacco and the Urban Cowboys. (Oswego County Balloonfest), 2-7 p.m.

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John Lerner. (Dockside Bar and Grill, 24 E. First St., Oswego), 5-8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon), 5-8 p.m.

Lock 52. (Onondaga Free Library, 4840 W. Seneca Turnpike), 7-8 p.m. Los Blancos. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 7:30-10:30 p.m. Nasty Habit Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m. Pale Green Stars. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 6-9 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (The Office (formerly Dirty Nelly’s), 1965 W. Fayette St.), 8-11 p.m.

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Karaoke and Trivia. (Crazy Clam, 129 Canal St., Sylvan Beach), 8 p.m.

Open Mike Night. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Hobo Graffiti. (Mac’s Bad Art

Bar, 1799 Brewerton Road, Mattydale), 8:30 p.m.

F r i day 6/6 Happy Hour Karaoke w/Holly. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 6-9 p.m. Karaoke w/DJ Mars and DJ Voltage. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJs-R-Us. (Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m. Karaoke w/DJs-R-Us. (Williams Restaurant, Route 298, East Syracuse), 9 p.m. Karaoke w/Harf and Friends. (Village Lanes,

201 E. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

S aturday 6/ 7 Karaoke w/DJ Streets and DJ Denny. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

S unday 6/8 Karaoke w/DJ Chill. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Davey D. (Floody’s Bar and Grill, 2095 State Route 49, Fulton), 8 p.m.

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Big Louie and the Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

closes June 26. Gangster clichés are spoofed in this interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

Boeing Boeing. Wed. June 4 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 2 & 7:30 p.m., Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Tues. 7:30 p.m., Wed. June 11, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes June 14. Fast-paced comedy about a bachelor who juggles stewardess layovers kicks off the summer season at Cortland Repertory Theatre, 6799 Little York Lake Road, off Route 281, Preble. $25-$32; students and senior discounts available. (607) 7562627, (607) 753-6161, (800) 427-6160. The Cat in the Hat. Fri. 7 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.; closes June 14. Gifford Family Theater mounts the family-geared production featuring wacky Dr Seuss characters at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $15/adults, $10/children. 445-4200. The Civil War. Thurs. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 p.m., Sun. 7 p.m.; closes June 21. Appleseed Productions’ mounting of the historical musical is one of three components of the second annual District Festival, presented in repertory at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $25/adults, $15/ students and seniors, $60/three-show adult tickets, $40/three-show student-senior tickets. 362-2785. Company. Fri., Sat. & Wed. June 11, 8 p.m.; closes June 22. Rarely Done Productions’ mounting of the Stephen Sondheim musical is one of three components of the second annual District Festival, presented in repertory at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $25/adults, $15/students and seniors, $60/ three-show adult tickets, $40/three-show student-senior tickets. 362-2785.

Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers Karaoke

Deadly Dancing. Thurs. & Fri. 7 p.m.; closes June 15. Murder mystery comedy from the Without a Cue troupe kicks off the Wise Gals Dinner Theater series at Stein’s (formerly McNamara’s Pub), 5600 Newport Road, Camillus. $34.95/show and dinner. 672-3663. Les Miserables. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2

p.m.; through June 22. The blockbuster musical about a bread thief and his dogged pursuer, presented in exhibition performances with a costumed cast and an onstage orchestra by Wit’s End Players at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Carrier Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $32. 435-2121.

Mary Poppins. Wed. June 4 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Mon. 7:30 p.m., Tues. 7 Wed. June 11, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes July 2. The musical stage version of the Walt Disney family hit kicks off the summer season at Merry-Go-Round Playhouse, Emerson Park, 6877 East Lake Road (Route 38A), Auburn. $42-$50/ adults; $39-$47/seniors; $22-$33/students and under age 22. 255-1785, (800) 457-8897. Menopause: The Musical. Wed. June 4 & Thurs. 2 & 7:30 p.m., Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Tues. 7:30 p.m., Wed. June 11, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes Aug. 9. A brassy female quartet sings and spoofs about their change of life in this hit comedy, which continues the third season of the Finger Lakes Musical Theater Festival at the Auburn Public Theatre, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $38-$42/adults; $35$39/seniors; $22-$33/students and under age 22.255-1785, (800) 457-8897. Million Dollar Quartet. Wed. June 4 &

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Spamalot. Thurs.-Sat. 8:15 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.; closes June 29. The Monty Python musical spoof lands on the summer schedule at the Cider Mill Playhouse, 2 S. Naticoke Ave., Endicott. $26-$32. (607) 748-7363. A Year with Frog and Toad. Wed. June 4, 8 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes June 22. The Redhouse’s version of the family musical is one of three components of the second annual District Festival, presented in repertory at the Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $25/adults, $15/students and seniors, $60/ three-show adult tickets, $40/three-show student-senior tickets. 362-2785.

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 3 p.m.; through June 15. A children’s production of the Peanuts classic is presented by the CNY Arts Center at the State Street Methodist Church, 357 State St., Fulton. $12/ages 12 and up, pay your age/ages 5-10, free/under age 5. 592-3373. Auditions and Rehearsals Capitol Theatre. Sun. June 8 & Mon. June 9,

6 p.m. The venue needs performers (men and women, ages 15 and up) for the SummerStage productions of 9 to 5: The Musical (July 10-12) and Spamalot (July 31, Aug. 1 and 2) at the theater’s annex, 228 W. Dominick St., Rome. 337-6453.

Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Famous Artists presents the musical recreation of the Dec. 4, 1956, jam session with Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $30, $45, $60. 475-7979.

Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Tues. June 10, 6:30 p.m. Company holds auditions for the 2014 summer and fall productions at Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. Looking for all types, ages 15 to 65. 449-3823.

The Princess and the Pea. Every Sat. 12:30

13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe guided by jet-set auteur Walt Shepperd; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

p.m.; through June 28. Interactive version of the children’s classic; performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $5. 449-3823.

The Media Unit. Central New York teens ages

Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

T u e sday 6/10 Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers Karaoke Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m. Open Mike w/Joe Henson. (Green Gate Inn, 2 Main St., Camillus), 8 p.m.

W e dn e sday 6/11 Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers Karaoke

Club, 1345 Milton Ave., Solvay), 9 p.m.

Latin Party. (Sophistication Jazz Café, 441 S. Salina St.), 7-10 p.m.

CO M E DY

Unforgettable Comedy Challenge. Wed. June

4, 7:30 p.m. Local and regional stand-ups perform in a benefit for the Central New York Alzheimer’s Association at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

Richie Redding. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Edgy stand-

up in a one-night stand at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $10. 423-8669.

Lil Duval. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30

p.m. Hip-hop humorist visits the Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $22. 423-8669.

Syracuse Improv Collective. Fri. 8 p.m. A

“bank show” featuring budding stand-ups and long-form improv troupes at the Central New

York Playhouse, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $5. 885-8960.

Lake Ontario Comedy Playhouse. Fri. & Sat. 8:30 p.m. Mark Riccadonna and Jim Gallagher bring the funny to 103 W. Main St., Sackets Harbor. $15. 646-2305.

Don’t Feed the Actors. Sat. 6:30 p.m. The

Central New York Playhouse improv group offers belly laughs as part of a dinner-theater package at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall

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Mike Tyson June 4 T u r n i n g Sto n e venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/dinner theater; $10/8 p.m. show only. 885-8960.

Jim Breuer. Sat. 8 p.m. Popular comic brings

his family-friendly stand-up patter to the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $20, $25. 361-SHOW.

Comedy Showcase. Wed. June 11, 7:30 p.m.

Local and regional stand-ups compete at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Boulevard. $7. 423-8669.

EXHIBITS

Art Galleries

Listed alphabetically: Armory Square Loft. 136 Walton St. 552-

4684. Thurs. June 5, 5-7 p.m.: Beginning the weekly “Knit Night” series.

Art Store Gallery (Commercial Art Supply). 935 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-7 p.m.,

Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 474-1000.

Auburn Unitarian Universalist Society.

607 N. Seward Ave., Auburn. Sun. noon-2 p.m. 253-9029. Through June: works by realistic impressionist Jake Harding.

Betts Branch Library. 4862 S. Salina St. Mon.

& Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Tues. & Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-1940. Through June: works from the Syracuse Poster Project.

Cayuga Museum of History and Art/ Case Research Lab Museum. 203 Genesee

St., Auburn. Tues.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. 253-8051. Ongoing: Both Sides of the Wall, a salute to Auburn Prison, plus A Child’s World.

Cazenovia College Art Gallery. Reisman Hall, 6 Sullivan St. Fri. 4-6 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 1-4 p.m. 655-7261. Through April 2016 in the Sculpture Court: “Grounding Sky,” Tadashi Hashimoto’s new work made from hand-hewn wood and enamel paint. Central Arts Gallery. SUNY Empire State College, 6333 Route 298, East Syracuse. Mon.Thurs. 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Fri. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 460-3142. Central Library. Galleries of Syracuse, 447 S.

Salina St. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m-5 p.m., Tues.Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 435-1900. Through June: acrylic landscapes by Tina Strutz. Sat. June 7, 1 p.m.: free screening of the Disney biography Saving Mr. Banks.

Erie Canal Museum. 318 Erie Blvd. E. Mon.-

Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Donations accepted. 471-0593. Ongoing: Interactive experience where visitors use an interactive touch-screen to play the role of assistant

Photo by Michael Davis

weighmaster and learn to weigh boats, assess the correct tolls and virtually steer the boat into the Weighlock Building.

& Tues. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Wed.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-5442. Through June: In Full Bloom, floral paintings by Ute Oestreicher.

Eureka Crafts. 210 Walton St., Armory Square. Mon.-Wed. 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. noon-5 p.m. 471-4601.

Petit Branch Library. 105 Victoria Place. Mon. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Tues., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 435-3636. Through June: In Bloom, drawings and watercolors by Jeanette Matson.

Gallery 4040. 4040 New Court Ave. Wed.-Sat.

Schweinfurth Memorial Art Center. 205

noon-5 p.m., and by appointment. 456-9540. Through July 10: Blindness/Insight, recent collages and oil paintings by Andrea Deschambeault-Porter. Reception Thurs. June 5, 6-8 p.m.

George Eastman House International Museum of Photography. 900 East Ave.,

Rochester. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $12/adults, $10/seniors, $5/students, free/under age 12. (585) 271-3361. Ongoing: A History of Photography.

Hazard Branch Library. 1620 W. Genesee St. Mon., Wed., Fri. & Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Tues. & Thurs. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 484-1528. Through June: works by members of the Bradford Art Guild.

Soule Branch Library. 101 Springfield Road. Mon., Thurs.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Tues. & Wed. 9 a.m.-7:30 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. 435-5320. Through June: works by Nives Marzocchi. Sat. June 7, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.: spring sidewalk art contest for children and teens.

H Lee White Marine Museum. West First

Stone Quarry Hill Art Park. Stone Quarry

Street Pier, Oswego. Daily, 1-5 p.m. 342-0480. The complex consists of a main building of exhibits highlighting more than 400 years of maritime history, the national historic landmark World War II tug the LT-5, the New York state Derrick Boat 8 from the Erie Canal System and the Eleanor D, the last U.S. commercial fishing vessel to work Lake Ontario. $7/adults, $3/teen, free/preteen.

Herbert Johnson Museum of Art. 114 Cen-

tral Ave., Cornell University, Ithaca. Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (607) 254-4563. Through Sun. June 8: Beyond Earth Art, a flashback to a 1969 exhibit featuring artists and the environment; Food Water Life, drawings, sculptures and more by Lucy and Jorge Orta.

Hospice of CNY. 990 Seventh North St., Liverpool. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 634-1100. Through June: A Visual Travelogue, paintings by Domenico Gigante. Liverpool Art Center. 101 Lake Drive, Liv-

erpool. Tues. 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Wed. & Thurs. 10 a.m.-1 p.m., 4-8:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-1 p.m., and by appointment. 234-9333. Through June: Subtle Anatomy, series draws on nursing experiences and concepts based on yoga.

Manlius Historical Museum. 101 Scoville Ave., Manlius. Daily, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 682-6660. Ongoing: an exhibit on women in the military and life in the community during both World Wars. Paine Branch Library. 113 Nichols Ave. Mon. 06.04.14 - 06.11.14 | syracusenewtimes.com

Genesee St., Auburn. Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun. 1-5 p.m. Suggested admission: $6/adults, free/under 12. 255-1553. Through July 12: Cuba: Son Los Ninos, photographs by Julieve Jubin. Through Aug. 17: Art Quilt Maps, 18 quilts by Valerie Goodwin, Cartography: Artists as Map Makers, 28 artists explore geopolitical themes and environmental issues. Reception Fri. June 6, 5-8 p.m.

Road, Cazenovia. Thurs.-Sun. noon-5 p.m. and by appointment. $5/suggested donation. 6553196. Through Thurs. June 5: Paradise Gone, a 40-year retrospective of diverse landscapes by Janet Culbertson, who studied art with Stone Quarry founder Dorothy Riester.

View Arts Center/Old Forge. 3273 State Route 28, Old Forge. Thurs.-Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $6/adults, free/under age 12. 369-6411. Through Sun. June 8: Adirondack Rockware, pottery by Peter Shrope. Through June 15: Indite/Inditement, handmade books and wall sculptures by Patrick Kinz-Thompson. Through June 22: Adirondack Art Show, works by more than 200 artists. Through July 20: paintings by Amber Tracy. Fri. June 6, 8:30 p.m.: comedy cabaret with Sandy and Richard Riccardi; $20/ admission. Sun. June 8, noon-4 p.m.: Neighbor Day features complimentary admission.

LEARNING

Art Group. Every Wed. 10 a.m. Bring your own

supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 699-3965.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your

name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

SPORTS

Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri. noon-4:30 p.m.; through Nov. 14. Experience Onondaga Lake’s cleanup firsthand at Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 552-9751.

Mike Tyson and Larry Holmes. Wed. June 4,

Quilting Group. Every Sat. 10 a.m. The Sankofa Piecemakers Quilting Group meets at Beauchamp Branch Library, 2111 S. Salina St. Free. 443-1757.

Vernon Downs Race Track. Thurs.-Sun. 6:45

Improv Class. Sat. noon-2 p.m.; through June 7. Syracuse Improv Collective instructor Ken Keech offers “The Harold” technique for budding improvisational talents at the Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $75. 885-8960. Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 243-9333.

L I T E R AT I

Palace Place Poetry Group. Thurs. 7-8:30

p.m. Poet Emily Vogel reads selections from her published works. DeWitt Community Library, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 479-8157.

Joseph Fahey. Thurs. 7 p.m. The author signs copies of his latest book James K. McGuire: Boy Mayor and Irish Nationalist at Barnes & Noble, 3454 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. Free. 449-2948.

Writers’ Roundtable. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m.

Long-standing writers’ group invites new and seasoned scribes to share work or just sit back and listen. Denny’s, 103 Elwood Davis Road (off Seventh North Street). Free. 247-9645.

Tuesday Page Turners. Tues. 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Members discuss A Movable Feast by Ernest Hemingway at Kinchen Central Library, 447 S. Salina St. Free. 435-1900.

OUTINGS

Great Adirondack Birding Celebration.

Fri. 9 a.m.-8:30 p.m., Sat. 7 a.m.-8:30 p.m., Sun. 7-11:30 a.m. The 12th annual event features birding field trips, lectures, workshops, and more. Paul Smith’s College Visitor Interpretive Center, 8023 Route 30, Paul Smiths. Free. (518) 327-6241.

Birding Hike. Sat. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Birder Paul Richardson leads the trip; participants should bring water and insect repellent. Green Lakes State Park, 7900 Green Lakes Road, Fayetteville. Free. 488-5022. National Trails Day. Sat. 2 p.m. Celebrate

with a scavenger hunt at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 638-2519.

Fort Stanwix National Monument. Wed.-

p.m.; closes Nov. 1. Harness racing continues during the 61st anniversary season. 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free admission. 829-6800.

DATE NIGHT ESPN Friday Night Fights. Fri. 7 p.m. Retired boxer Mike Tyson will be on hand to present a 10-round light middleweight bout and a welterweight eight-rounder at the Turning Stone Casino and Resort’s Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $15, $25, $35, $60. 361-SHOW.

Syracuse Chiefs. Wed. June 4-Fri., Mon. 7

p.m., Tues. 10:30 a.m. Baseball season continues as the boys of summer battle the Indianapolis Indians for three games, followed by two with the Buffalo Bisons at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $5-$12/adults, $4-$10/children and seniors. 474-7833.

SPECIALS

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Head down

to Hanover Square to test your knowledge. Bull & Bear Pub, 125 E. Water St. Free. 701-3064.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your knowledge against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 692-8100.

wow Boxing Hall of Fame Induction Weekend. Thurs.-Sun. The 25th annual

festivities include a golf tournament, banquet, autograph show and a Sunday parade (1 p.m.) and enshrinement ceremony (2:30 p.m.) at the International Boxing Hall of Fame and Museum, 360 N. Peterboro St., Canastota. 697-7095.

Fayetteville Farmers Market. Every Thurs.

3-7 p.m.; through Oct. 30. Peruse tables of fresh produce and homemade food items at Fayetteville Towne Center, 540 Towne Drive, Fayetteville. Free. 750-9124.

St. Sophia Greek Cultural Festival. Thurs. 5-9 p.m., Fri. 5-10 p.m., Sat. noon-10 p.m., Sun. noon-4 p.m. Food, music, entertainment and more at the 41st annual bash at the church grounds, 325 Waring Road. Free. 446-5222. Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes

for contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 3806206.

Sun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 112 E. Park St., Rome. Free. 338-7730. Sat. June 7, noon-3 p.m.: “Walk with History” program. Ongoing: the exhibit Powder Horns of Early America.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray mat-

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brainstorming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777.

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/session; $29/monthly pass; $99/ season pass. 453-6712.

red dust june 9 s pa g h e t t i wa r e h o u s e

6 p.m. The pugilistic icons in a moderated chat with the public at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. Free. 361-SHOW.

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 458-3222.

ranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 428-0810.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. DJs-R-US handles the questions at Two Guys from Italy, Route 49, West Monroe. Free. 676-5777.

Team Trivia. Every Thurs. 8 p.m. Eat, drink,

at the Goat, Llama & Swine Barn, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free. 837-4372.

Taste of Syracuse. Fri. & Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

Westcott Art Trail. Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sun.

Vendors, music and lots of people at the annual blowout, which takes place around downtown Syracuse’s Clinton Square. Free admission. 471-9597.

Empire State Quarter Horse Association Show. Fri. noon, Sat. & Sun. 7 a.m. The annual

show, “Spring Into Summer,”goes on at Toyota Coliseum, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free. (607) 742-9133.

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes to

Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediter-

New York State Goat Breeders Association Show. Sat. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Enjoy the critters

and use your brain all at the same time. Quaker Steak & Lube, 3535 Walters Road. Free. 4519464.

FAMIILY FRIENDLY Oz-Stravaganza. Fri.-Sun. (various times). This annual homage to Wizard of Oz author and one-time resident L. Frank Baum includes a silent auction, history displays, costume contest, amusement rides, a pancake breakfast (Sat. 7 a.m.-noon) and the annual parade (Sat. 2 p.m.). Throughout Chittenango. Free admission. 415-8546.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

fundraising event to benefit Golisano Children’s Hospital features a timed 5-kilometer race, the Caterpillar Crawl, and a 3-kilometer run/walk. Federal Building, 100 S. Clinton St. $40/race-day registration. Paigesrun@twcny.rr.com.

those with the answers to general knowledge questions. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave. Free. 487-9890.

Paige’s Butterfly Run. Sat. 7 a.m. The annual

noon-5 p.m. More than 80 local artists display and sell their works at more than 25 locations throughout the Westcott Nation during this 13th annual fundraiser for the Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. Free admission. 478-8634.

That Old House Tours. Sat. 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Historic Ithaca hosts its annual event, in which participants tour the interiors of eight historic homes. Brookton Market, 491 Brooktondale Road, Brooktondale. $10-$15/adults, free/ages 12 and under. (607) 277-3450. FAMIILY FRIENDLY Duck Race to End Racism. Sat. noon-4 p.m. Community Wide

Dialogue to End Racism’s 12th annual event offers children’s entertainment, games and ice cream at the Syracuse Inner Harbor, 331 Kirkpatrick St. Free. 449-3552, Ext. 119.

Chicken Barbecue. Sat. noon-6 p.m. The 48th

annual feed includes chicken, baked beans, salt potatoes, beverages and desserts at Grace Episcopal Church, 110 Oswego Road, Baldwinsville. $6-$8. 635-3214.

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p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 4:30 & 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 4, 6:50 & 9:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:50, 4:30, 7:20 & 10:20 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 11:05 a.m.

The Fault in Our Stars. Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort in the teen weepie. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:10, 3:20, 6:40 & 9:50 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 1:10, 4:20, 7:40 & 10:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:35 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:20, 3:40, 6:40 & 9:40 p.m. Screen 2: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 & 10:10 p.m. Godzilla. Reboot of the 1954 Japanese sci-fi monster movie mixes high-tech special effects with lots of people (including Bryan Cranston) running away from crumbling buildings. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:25, 6:45 & 9:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 3430211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 10:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:05, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m.

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The LEGO Movie. Will Arnett and Elizabeth Bonsai Club Auction. Sat. 1-3 p.m. Get trees,

pots and planting supplies at the annual event at First Presbyterian Church, 603 Tulip St., Liverpool. Free. 468-8252.

Benefit for Jodie Heim Lanchantin. Sat. 1-6 p.m. Food, beverages, entertainment and more during a fundraiser for the cancer patient takes place at Ukrainian National Home, 1317 W. Fayette St. $20. 263-3379. Benefit for Dean McCarthy. Sun. 1-6 p.m. Fundraiser for the cancer patient at the American Legion, 5575 Legionnaire Drive, Cicero. $15/ adults, free/ages 5 and under. 532-9804. Benefit for Sandy Race Sargent. Sun. 1-6

p.m. Food, raffles, entertainment and more during the fundraiser for the melanoma patient at Lakeside Fire Department, 1002 State Fair Blvd. $15/advance, $20/door. 750-0392.

Parade of Homes. Mon. June 7-Fri. 1-8 p.m. Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; through June 22. Builders from across Central New York present newly constructed homes at the Farmstead, Cicero. $10/adults, $9/seniors, free/ages 16 and under. 463-6261. Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Team Trivia. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Phoebe’s Restaurant, 900 E. Genesee St. Free. 475-5154.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 pm. More

brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Join in the fun at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

Paint, Drink and Be Merry. Wed. June 11,

6:30-9:30 p.m. Enjoy a few adult beverages and recreate the painting “Pink Tulips” with the help of a trained artist. Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster St. $38; reservations required. 481-1638.

FILM

Starts Friday

Films, theaters and times subject to change. Check syracusenewtimes.com for updates. The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The websling-

er’s reboot gets a second stanza, plus Jamie Foxx as the villain Electro; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 1:15 & 7:25 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. (6-12): 12:45, 4:05, 7:25 & 10:40 p.m.

Belle. Fact-based art-house entry about an

illegitimate mixed-race daughter during slavery times in England. Manlius (Digital presentation/ stereo). Daily: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2 & 4:30 p.m. No show Mon.

Blended. Third reunion for Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, this time in a Brady Bunchstyle sitcom set in Africa. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:25, 4:25, 7:15 & 10:15 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:45, 3:50, 6:35 & 9:20 p.m.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Chris Evans returns as the thawed-out star-spangled shield-slinger in this action-packed sequel; shown in 3-D in some theaters. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 8:50 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 3:40 p.m.

Chef. Jon Favreau as the kitchen magician who starts up a food-truck business in this comedy. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:15, 6:25 & 9:20 p.m. No 12:20 p.m. show Sun. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11 a.m., 1:45, 4:25, 7:15 & 10:15 p.m. Divergent. Screen adaptation of the teengeared sci-fi literary series storms the multiplexes. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 1 a.m. Edge of Tomorrow. Tom Cruise and Emily

Blunt in a time-warped sci-fi yarn; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:30 & 7:30

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Banks lend their voices to this cartoon. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/ stereo). Fri.-Sun.: 9 p.m.

Maleficent. Angelina Jolie as an evil fairy who causes all sorts of commotion in the Disney fantasy; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:10, 6:50 & 9:25 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 11:20 a.m., 2, 4:40, 7:20 & 9:55 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:25 a.m. Screen 2: 12:50, 3:40, 6:20 & 8:55 p.m. Screen 3: 2:30, 5:10, 7:50 & 10:25 p.m. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri. & Sat.: 9:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 1:40, 5, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 11:10 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12, 2:30, 6:30 & 9 p.m. Screen 2: 12:50, 4:20, 7:30 & 10 p.m. Million Dollar Arm. Jon Hamm as a sports agent in this potential Disney sleeper about the hunt for baseball players. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m. Finger Lakes Drive-In (Auburn; 252-3969). Fri.-Sun.: 10:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 3:30 p.m. A Million Ways to Die in the West. Seth

MacFarlane’s raunchy western opus. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:35, 3:35, 6:35 & 9:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12 a.m. Screen 2: 1:05, 4:05, 7:05 & 10:10 p.m. Screen 3: 1:35, 4:35, 7:25 & 10:40 p.m. No 12:35 p.m. show Sat. & Sun. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:40, 3:45, 6:55 & 9:45 p.m. Screen 2: 1:55, 4:40, 7:25 & 10:25 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 10:55 a.m.

Neighbors. Seth Rogen as a new dad who

must contend with the frat house next door in this raunchy farce. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:20, 5, 8 & 10:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:30 a.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 2:10, 4:50, 7:35 & 10:30 p.m. Fri.-Sun. matinee: 11:20 a.m.

Rio 2. Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway and Andy Garcia lend their voices to this colorful cartoon sequel. Hollywood (Digital presentation/stereo). Daily: 6:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 1:20 p.m.

Saturday Night Fever. Regal Cinema’s Classic Film Series rolls on with John Travolta’s disco

classic. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Sun.: 2 p.m. Wed. (6-11): 2 & 7 p.m.

X-Men: Days of Future Past. Hugh Jack-

man’s hairy Wolverine does the time warp in this superhero stanza, with Ian McKellen, Jennifer Lawrence and Patrick Stewart; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:15 & 10:35 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:25, 3:45, 6:55 & 10:05 p.m. Screen 2: 12:55 & 7:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:20, 6:45 & 9:55 p.m.

Film, others. Listed alphabetically: wow The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime. Mon. 6:30 p.m. Mark

Haddon’s mystery novel is adapted by the Royal National Theater, presented digitally at the Manlius Art Cinema, 135 E. Seneca St., Manlius. $18/adults, $15/students and seniors. 682-9817.

Everest. Sat. 5 p.m. Large-format mountain-climbing specatcle at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Finding Vivian Maier. Wed. June 11-Sun. 5:30 p.m. The “Indie Films” series continues with this documentary about the nanny turned street photographer. Hamilton Theater, 7 Lebanon St., Hamilton. $7.75. 824-2724, 824-8210. Her. Fri. 1 & 8 p.m., Sat. 8 p.m. Acclaimed comedy with Joaquin Phoenix. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5/advance, $6/door. 253-6669. Hubble. Wed. June 4-Fri. 3 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m., Sun. & Wed. June 11, 3 p.m. Large-format space odyssey. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Island of Lemurs: Madagascar. Wed. June

4-Fri. 12, 2 & 4 p.m., Sat. 12, 2, 4 & 8 p.m., Sun. & Wed. June 11, 12, 2 & 4 p.m. Large-format yarn with the cute critters. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

The Living Sea. Wed. June 4-Fri. 1 p.m., Sat. 1 & 6 p.m., Sun. & Wed. June 11, 1 p.m. Large-format underwater thrills at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/ children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Red Dust. Mon. 7:30 p.m. Clark Gable, Jean

Harlow and Mary Astor in MGM’s hotsy jungle adventure from 1932, as the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s spring season rolls on at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

wow Saving Private Ryan. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The “Brew and View” series continues with a 35mm screening of director Steven Spielberg’s three-hour World War II epic at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $7/adults, $3/ veterans and military. 436-4723.

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The “Flashback Movie Mondays” series continues with this uncut action sequel featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $5. 436-4723.

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The only double condo unit in Center Armory has 2,400 feet of space and floor-to-ceiling windows that face the MOST.

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The Corporate Challenge tops this monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s list of races.

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Photos from Walk + Chalk and Flowscape, an art installation downtown.

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By Gloria Wright

hen Mike Marcus’s job was transferred from Florida to Syracuse, he and Will Chisolm left behind their suburban home. “We had the pool, the half-acre lawn, the house in the suburbs. I don’t miss anything,” Chisolm said. Instead of having a lawn that grew so fast in the Florida heat that it needed mowing twice a week, Chisolm and Marcus wanted to spend less time maintaining their home. And they weren’t interested in snow removal. “We wanted to not even have to buy a shovel,” Chisolm said. “It helps we have underground parking. We can take the elevator straight up to the courtyard.” They moved to Center Armory, a retail and condominium complex in the heart of Armory Square. For two years, they lived in a two-bedroom, 1½-bath, 1,200-square-foot apartment until their current home went on the market. Their current three bedroom, 2½-bath condo has 2,400 square feet of space. It’s the only double unit in Center Armory. The unit has floor-to-ceiling windows in the living, dining and bedrooms that face the Milton J. Rubenstein Museum of Science and Technology. The asking price was $389,000. Marcus and Chisolm offered $325,000. To their surprise, the

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offer was accepted. They kept the first condo, and rent it out. Center Armory was built in the mid-1990s, and the condo they bought a year and a half ago needed some cosmetic work. “It was kind of dated. We brought it up to date,” Chisolm said. They kept the kitchen cabinets, but added granite counters that match the tile backsplash. They added a marble counter and new sink in the master bath. They ripped out the carpets and put in dark oak floors throughout. They replaced the lighting fixtures. From the outside, the condo looks like two units. A second door opens into a rare space in a condo: A full laundry room with a utility sink. The first door opens into the kitchen with a dining room beyond. To the right is a living room with stairs to the third floor. At the top of the stairs is a loft seating area and three bedrooms. Barring another job transfer, Chisolm and Marcus plan to stay in Center Armory. “If we stay in Syracuse, we’re not leaving here. We have no desire to live anywhere else,” Chisolm said. SNT

The homeowners of the double unit in Center Armory updated the kitchen with granite counters. A propane-fueled firepit sits in the courtyard in front of the home. Photos by Gloria Wright.

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The largest road race in the nation in 2013 was not the New York Marathon, although it attracted more than 50,000 take people, according to RunningUSA. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Peachtree Road Race 10K had 55,850 finishers.

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By Jessica Novak

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Father’s Day 5K

CORPORATE CHALLENGE HIGHLIGHTS RACES IN JUNE

he summer race season is heating up with events throughout Central New York that will challenge the best runners, swimmers, bikers and beyond. Remember to fuel up, stay hydrated and dress right to beat the heat for these warm-weather races.

Green Lakes Triathlon

7@7 Altitude with Attitude

Saturday, June 7. 8:30 a.m. Green Lakes State Park. $75 individual, $125 for a team. Information: Syracuse.ymca.org.

Sunday, June 8. 7 a.m. Green Lakes State Park. $40 for 7.7-mile; $30 for the 5K. Information: Syracuse.ymca.org.

Get into the swing of triathlon season with a halfmile swim in Green Lake, a 20-kilometer bike ride and a 5-kilometer run on the trail around both lakes. This race offers it all: a chance to test the tri muscles early in the season, a scenic trail run (feels better on the body, too) and individual and team options.

If your lucky number is seven, this race was made for you. A challenging (and unusual) 7.7-mile distance, this cross-country race weaves through trail, gravel, grass and hills. For those who prefer the 5K distance, that’s also offered at 8:30 a.m.

Paige’s Butterfly Run Saturday, June 7. 9 a.m. Franklin Street. $30. Information: pbrun.org. This 5K, 3K and 40-foot Caterpillar Crawl (a fun scramble for kids 5 and under) helps raise money and awareness of pediatric cancer in memory of Paige Yeomans Arnold. 06.04.14 - 06.11.14 | syracusenewtimes.com

Swamp Rat Runs Saturday, June 14. 8 a.m. Brewerton. $10. Information: swampratrun.com. With 5K, 10K and fun run options, this versatile race offers options for runners. Both courses are scenic, fast, flat and paved and run along the Oneida Lake shoreline. The races are in honor of runner Christopher Taddeo.

Sunday, June 15. 9 a.m. Lime Hollow Nature Center, Cortland. Information: cortlandymca.org. Give Dad the gift of exercise with this challenging but beautiful course through the nature center trails.

J.P. Morgan Corporate Challenge Tuesday, June 18. 6 p.m. Onondaga Lake Park. Information: jpmorganchasecc.com/ events. This enormously popular road race has attracted more than 5,000 participants each year since 1996. The 3.5-mile team run/walk will host dozens of CNY businesses and their employees.

The Yellow Brick Road Race Saturday, June 28. 8:30 a.m. Chittenango. $20 in advance, $25 day of. Information: facebook.com/yellow brickroadrun Enjoy a 5K or 8K run through scenic Chittenango. SNT Follow Jessica Novak on Facebook at www. facebook.com/JessRockNovak, on Twitter at twitter.com/JessRock87 and on Instagram at @ JessRock87.

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Walk + Chalk

Small groups each walked a 2-mile route on May 31, tracing their steps in chalk, until all paths converged at SALTQuarters, 115 Otisco St., Syracuse. For information about this art project organized by artist in residence John Cardone: www.syracusepedestrian routes.com

Flowscape

A temporary public art installation was designed by Jason Evans and George Curry and intended to inspire the public to brainstorm ideas for what they would like to see happen permanently in the space. Visit Perseverance Park on South Salina Street between West Washington and West Fayette streets to see the installation. Public is invited to discuss ideas using #parkpotential on social media. syracusenewtimes.com | 06.04.14 - 06.11.14

the straight dope

Probiotics are foods or supplements containing “good” bacteria and yeasts meant to help digest food, protect against danTAKe gerous bacteria and build up the immune system. Some assert that a deficit of good bacteria can lead to irritable bowel syndrome, infectious diarrhea and ulcers.

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By Cecil Adams

I’ve been hearing a lot about probiotics lately. I can see where the concept might be a good idea, but I have one question: After you’ve taken a probiotic supplement and established a colony of good bacteria in your intestinal tract, why do you have to keep taking it (other than to maintain someone’s boat payments)? Shouldn’t the colony you’ve established be selfsustaining? — Ken Sweetman

1973

Fighting ignorance since

(It’s taking longer than we thought)

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WHAT’S THE STORY ON PROBIOTICS? Not possible, my friend. At any rate, not easily. I’m afraid probiotics have been a bit oversold. Your digestive tract is a teeming zoo of more than 100 trillion bacteria cells representing hundreds of different species and in the aggregate weighing an average of seven pounds. A teaspoonful of probiotic supplement, if we may trust a random online promotion, contains 4 billion organisms. In other words, the bacteria in your gut outnumber those in the spoon 25,000 to 1. The chances are strong the newly introduced microbes won’t establish anything of importance, let alone a colony, during their transit down your alimentary canal. At best, they may provide some ephemeral benefit, although there’s no guarantee of even that. Scientists have long known the bacteria in a healthy digestive tract differed from those in someone who was ailing. A century ago, some proposed that rather than live with a gut full of bad bacteria, one might eat certain foods to modify one’s microbial demographics. Milk products, yogurt especially, provide probiotic benefits, but on the whole (the theory goes) our modern diet is deficient in helpful bacteria in part as a side effect of modern cleanliness: We encounter fewer bacteria of any kind due to pasteurization and other food processing, as well as drugs, additives and so on that suppress normal bacteria. There’s some truth to this. A round of antibiotics can kill off your intestinal flora, necessitating (at minimum) frequent trips to the loo. If this happens to you – and it happens to about a third of those so treated – there’s a roughly 40 percent chance probiotics will ease your distress. Likewise, someone whose bacteria reservoir has been reduced after having a section of their gut surgically removed may be advised to consume yogurt or probiotic supplements to help make up the deficit. But these are exceptional cases, and the evidence suggests it’s chiefly in the exceptional cases that probiotics may be of use, rather than as a preventive measure. One thing about gut bacteria: When their little lives are troubled, they let you know. Diarrhea is the least of it. Some examples of instances in which probiotics have proven helpful:

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— Pouchitis, an inflammation of the gut tissue in colostomy patients, responded well to probiotic treatment, with an 83 percent reduction in occurrence. — Probiotics significantly reduce the frequency of ulcerative colitis attacks. — Children susceptible to eczema saw significantly fewer outbreaks through age 4 when treated with probiotics. OK, eczema prevention is a non-obvious benefit of goosed-up gut bacteria. On the whole, however, evidence for the broader benefits of probiotic supplements is limited. For instance, a study of overweight adults who drank fermented milk containing probiotic bacteria found they lost both fat and weight relative to control subjects. But the study was small, with just 43 subjects. Even in some conditions where you’d figure they’d help the most — e.g., those directly involving the gut and the bacteria therein — probiotics provide little or no value. A meta-analysis of research involving 11 types of probiotic bacteria and eight gastrointestinal diseases (including the pouchitis success story mentioned above) professed to show probiotics improved both prevention and treatment by 42 percent. However, generalizing across a broad range of conditions, goals and therapeutic agents is inherently iffy. Examples of intestinal ailments where high hopes for probiotics have gone bust include necrotizing enterocolitis, sometimes seen in premature infants who lack protective bacteria; irritable bowel syndrome; and Crohn’s disease. That hasn’t stopped some from promoting probiotics as a Crohn’s cure. Claims that probiotics can help fight hypertension, HIV/AIDS, and cancer are likewise unsupported. Disappointed? You needn’t be. Let me tell you about extreme probiotics, more commonly known as fecal transplantation. It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Stop making eeeuwwww noises: Fecal transplants have been shown to be effective in treating Clostridium difficile disease (CDD), a complication of gut bacteria loss due to antibiotic use that as of 2007 was killing more than 14,000 Americans a year. So if you honest to God need to establish a self-sustaining colony of good bacteria in your gut — here’s a treatment that works. SNT Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago, Ill. 60654. Visit the Straight Dope archive at www.straightdope.com/columns/archive.

Topic: Tech

Comedian John Oliver did the impossible: He got people angry over net neutrality. Usually, the eyes glaze over. But his rant TAKe sent so many to the FCC’s online comment site that it crashed. See it (tinyurl.com/lfl4h6u) and then tell the FCC to maintain net neutrality.

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By David Armelino

TOP FIVE INTERNET MUSIC APPS With so many applications for mobile phones and computers these days, it’s easy to lose track of what’s out there, let alone which apps are best. Here are the top five Internet music apps:

5Pandora

Pandora Internet radio is by far the weakest in this list. Yet Pandora boasts more than 250 million general users, which crushes Spotify’s 40 million. Only about 3 million are paying members, though, while Spotify has more than 10 million paid subscribers. The reason: Pandora One, the paid version of Pandora, doesn’t offer very much compared to the free version. For $4.99 a month, users get no ads, more skips per day and fewer pauses. The price is one of the cheaper options available. Pandora features custom playlists that are intuitive and easy to use. Pandora excels in the user interface. The song library contains more than 1 million songs. What make Pandora one of the more attractive options, however, is compatibility. It is available on Apple mobile products, Windows phone, Blackberry, Android devices, Kindle Fire, Nook, Mac and PC and many more. Pandora even comes standard in some automobiles, such as Honda, Chevrolet and Toyota.

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iHeartRadio

iHeartRadio’s 40 million users enjoy a free music experience with a catalog of more than 18 million songs and far fewer ads than the free version of Pandora. iHeartRadio also allows users to listen to radio stations locally and across the country, using the phone’s location service. iHeartRadio is readily available on devices including Apple products, Android devices, Windows devices, the Blackberry 10, streaming devices and some vehicles. The user interface is very easy to use and has a small learning curve.

3Rhapsody

Rhapsody allows users to pay per month ($9.99) to download songs that are available when the user is offline. Rhapsody has the largest library, more than 32 million songs, which is updated every Tuesday with new music. The user interface on Rhapsody’s mobile app is well put together, but it is more involved than its competitors’ and requires a bit of learning due to its extra features. There is no free version of this application. Compatibility is average compared to its competitors. The only vehicles with which it can sync without cables are Fords.

2Beats Music

The allure of this application cannot be denied. It is absolutely beautiful. The user interface is intuitive and fun to use, showcasing a modern design to match the Beats by Dre brand. moodboard | Getty Images

The features are fresh and take a fun spin on finding new music. “The sentence” is an exclusive feature, playing music to suit the user’s mood by creating a sentence comprised of four categories. Another feature: profiles of famous musicians with a bio of the artist, latest releases, top songs, the ability to follow them and a “beats playlist” of their best work. The profiles are organized by Beats Music moderators and not the musicians. Beats Music consists of more than 20 million songs, which is updated every Tuesday, with more than 30 genres to select from in the “find it” option. The cost after the 14-day free trial is $9.99 a month and is free for the first 30 days. Compatibility is its downfall, as it has a limited selection of devices: Apple products from the past few years (i.e. iPad third generation, iPhone 4, etc.), Android devices running OS 4.03 or higher, Windows Phone 8 or higher, Sonos wireless speakers, and the latest versions of Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, Firefox and Safari.

1Spotify

Spotify is the best Internet music app because you can stream music without a monthly fee after the free trial is complete. Like Beats Music, Spotify offers a premium version for $9.99 a month, which gives users the ability to download an unlimited amount of music for offline listening. In addition to this, there is a $4.99 option available to desktop computers without being able to download the music for offline listening. Spotify features a 20 million song catalog, which is updated every Tuesday. Compatibility isn’t Spotify’s strong suit. It is available on Mac and Windows computers, Apple mobile products, Android devices, Windows Phone 8 and Blackberry devices. The user interface is just as good as, if not better than, Beats Music. There is a learning curve, but it isn’t a make-or-break feature. Uncovering new music is very easy with the “Discover” tab, which shows what music is trending in the user’s area and what is popular in general. The “Browse” tab features a “Genre and Moods” category that is broken into subcategories so the user can listen to the type of music she or he is in the mood for at that moment, similar to Beats Music’s “The Sentence.” SNT syracusenewtimes.com | 06.04.14 - 06.11.14

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Legal Notice Articles of Organization of Prufrock Liquid Return Fund, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with Sec. of State of NY (“SSNY”) on 4/21/2014. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the LLC may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to and the LLC’s principal business location is: 6449 River Birchfield Road, Jamesville, New York 13078. Purpose: Any lawful business purpose. Notice is hereby given that an order entered by the Supreme Court, Onondaga County on the 7th day of April, 2014 bearing index number 2014-0688, a copy of which may be examined at the office of the clerk, located at the Onondaga County Courthouse, room 201, grants me the right to assume the name of Khasadyah Major Coleman-Zarbabal. My present address is 115 Solar St. Apt. 211, Syracuse NY; my present name is Major Duane Coleman, born April 1, 1980 in Tacoma Park, Montgomery County, Maryland. Notice of Domestic Formation of Cielo Unlimited LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 03/07/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail service of process to: Registered Agents Inc. @ 90 State St. STE 700, Office 40, Albany, NY 12207. Registered Agents Inc. is designated as agent for SOP at: 90 State St., STE 700 Office 40, Albany, NY 12207. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 109 Barton Road LLC, a Domestic Limited Liability Company (LLC).  Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/5/14. Office location: 8417 Oswego

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Road, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 8417 Oswego Road, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 136-38 Turtle Street, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/22/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Andrew J. Thorn, Ste. 208, 505 East Fayette St., Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Alivero’s LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 5/1/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 111 Canterbury Drive, Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Camp Cohasset, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 5/8/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: Harlan LaVine Real Estate, Inc., 117 S. State St., Syracuse, NY 13202, registered agent upon whom process may be served. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of DV HOLDINGS, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/26/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 221 Strathmore Drive, Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose: any lawful activity.

NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DW REGENCIES ENTERPRISE, LLC. Under Section 206 of the Limited Liability Company Law. 1.The name of the limited liability company (hereinafter referred to as the “Company”) is DW Regencies Enterprise, LLC. 2. The Articles of Organization of the Company were filed with the Secretary of State of the state of New York on April 17, 2014. 3. The county within New York State in which the office of the Company is to be located is Onondaga. 4. The Company does not have a specific date of dissolution in addition to the events of dissolution set forth by law. 5. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against the company may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the Company is: PMB #184, 4736 Onondaga Blvd., Syracuse, NY 13219. 6. The company is to be managed by its members. 7. The character of the business to be transacted by the Limited Liability Company is any activity for which a limited liability company may be lawfully engaged under the laws of the State of New York. Notice of Formation of East Syracuse Bottle & Can Return LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 5/1/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 104 East Manlius Street, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (L.L.C.). Name: DKCNY Co. LLC. Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/14/14. Office location: Onondaga

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Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: FULL SCOPE LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 05/01/2014. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 8400 Sugar Pine Circle, Liverpool, NY 13090. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 8400 Sugar Pine Circle, Liverpool, New York 13090. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company (LLC). The name of the LLC is: Momentum International, LLC. The Articles of Organization of the company were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on:4/15/14. The office of the company is located in Onondaga County. The principal business location is: 107 Whedon Rd, Apt 16, Syracuse, NY 13219. The SSNY has been designated as agent upon whom process against the Company may be served. The address to which the SSNY shall mail process is: 107 Whedon Rd, Apt 16, Syracuse, NY 13219. The purpose of the business of the Company includes: any and all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of Marty Goddard Productions LLC. Art. of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 4/25/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to:1791 Sky High Road, Lafayette, NY 13084. Purpose: any lawful activities. Notice of Formation of Molly J.F. Holdings, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/22/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall

mail process to: Molly Fronczek, 12 Alden Avenue, Auburn, NY 13021. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of NAV Real Estate LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 4/11/14. Office location: County of ONONDAGA. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 153 BENNETT RD. CAMILLUS, NY 13031. Purpose: real estate lease, real estate management, real estate repair. Notice of Formation of R PARKER PROPERTIES, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 4/17/14. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 732 Visions Drive, Skaneateles Falls, NY 13153. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation Of Split Rock Supply, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on April 29, 2013. office location in Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3767 Howlett Hill Rd, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose: Any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Syracuse Metro Real Estate Service, LLC, a domestic limited liability company, (LLC) Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on March 31, 2014. Office location, County of Onondaga, SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Ave.,Ste.202. Brooklyn, NY 11228, Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Thad F. Sondej Law Firm, PLLC. Articles of organization files with the Secy. Of State of NY (SSNY) on April 17, 2014. Office location in Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of process to 890 Seventh North Street, Suite 201, Liverpool, NY Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of UNY LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/16/14. Office location: Onondaga County. Principal business address: 5762 Celi Dr., East Syracuse, NY 13057. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o Terry J. Kirwan, Jr., Kirwan Law Firm, PC, Bridgewater Place, 500 Plum St., Suite 101, Syracuse, NY 13204, registered agent upon whom process may be served. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Formation of: A.J.Leubner Construction, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/22/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 2755 W. Genesee Tnpk., Camillus, NY 13031. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: AVAAZA, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 24, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Ivan Thevaranjan, 815 Comstock Ave, Syracuse, New York 13210. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Blue Tie Enterprises, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 2/29/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Klajdi Lika, 115 Dorchester Ave, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Charles R. Pidutti, Architect PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: March 31, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of: Deja Vu Diner, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/30/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Randall S. Fortino, 115 Sharon Rd., #33, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Dives, Wreck & Tech, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/8/14. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: United syates Corporation of Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave., Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: Eastwood Auto Tech, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 4/2/2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 111 S. Collingwood Ave., Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: KDL Resources, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: April 16, 2014. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of proces to: Danielle Lynch, 126 Jamesville Ave., Unit F-3, Syracuse, NY 13210. Purpose: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: MPACT CONSTRUCTION, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 6/30/09. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 130 West Lafayette Ave.,Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Qualification of Jet Web Communications LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/28/14. Office lo-

cation: Onondaga County. LLC formed in TX on 6/7/06. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o National Registered Agents, Inc., 111 8th Ave., NY, NY 10011, regd. agent upon whom process may be served. TX and principal business address: 435 Isom Rd., Suite 228, San Antonio, TX 78216. Cert. of Org. filed with TX Sec. of State, PO Box 13697, Austin, TX78711. Purpose: all lawful purposes. Notice of Qualification of PMI NewCo LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 4/28/14. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC formed in DE on 4/24/14. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to: c/o Pyramid Management Group, LLC, 4 Clinton Square, Syracuse, NY 13202, Attn: General Counsel. DE address of LLC: The Corporation Trust Co., 1209 Orange St., Wilmington, DE 19801. Cert. of Form. filed with DE Sec. of State, 401 Federal St., Dover, DE 19901. Purpose: all lawful purposes. NOTICE OF SALE SUPREME COURT - COUNTY OF ONONDAGA CITIBANK, N.A., AS TRUSTEE FOR CHASE FUNDING MORTGAGE LOAN ASSET-BACKED CERTIFICATES, SERIES 2002-4, Plaintiff(s) Against EDWARD CHAPPELL, LINDA CHAPPELL; et al, Defendant(s). Pursuant to a Judgment of Foreclosure and Sale duly entered 4/11/2014, I, the undersigned Referee will sell at public auction at the West Lobby, Second Floor Courthouse, 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York on 7/1/2014 at 10:00 am premises known as 303 Ruth Road, Syracuse, NY 13212. ALL that certain plot piece or parcel of land, with the buildings and improvements thereon erected, situate, lying and being in the Town of Clay, County of Onondaga and State of New York. Section 108 Block 08 Lot 08.0 Approximate amount of lien $217,358.38 plus interest and costs. Premises will be sold subject to provisions of filed judgment Index # 1329/2013. Lisa S. Cuomo, Esq., Referee. STIENE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. (Attorney’s for Plaintiff ), 187 East Main Street, Huntington, NY 11743. Dated: 5/1/2014. File Number:

201001649. GS. “Seneca Street Enterprises, LLC:  Notice of formation of limited liability company (LLC).  Articles of organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on April 30, 2014.  Office location is Onondaga County.  Principal business location is 8417 Cazenovia Road, Manlius, NY  13104-8758. SSNY is designated as the LLC’s agent for service of process, a copy of which process shall be mailed to 8417 Cazenovia Road, Manlius, NY 13104-8758.  Purpose: any lawful business.” STATE OF NEW YORK SUPREME COURT  COUNTY OF ONONDAGA SUMMONS Index No. 2013-4101 WELLS FARGO BANK, N.A. Plaintiff  vs.  ANY UNKNOWN HEIRS, DEVISEES, DISTRIBUTEES OR SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST OF THE LATE DORIS SHAFFER, A/K/A DORIS T. SHAFFER, A/K/A DORIS BARRY, IF LIVING, AND IF ANY BE DEAD, ANY AND ALL PERSONS WHO ARE SPOUSES, WIDOWS, GRANTEES, MORTGAGEES, LIENORS, HEIRS, DEVISEES, DISTRIBUTEES OR SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST OF SUCH OF THEM AS MAY BE DEAD, AND THEIR SPOUSES, HEIRS, DEVISEES, DISTRIBUTEES AND SUCCESSORS IN INTEREST, ALL OF WHOM AND WHOSE NAMES AND PLACES OF RESIDENCE ARE UNKNOWN TO PLAINTIFF, FORD MOTOR CREDIT COMPANY, BRAZOS STUDENT FINANCE CORP AND BOARD OF MANAGERS OF WATERTREE OF DEWITT CONDOMINIUM, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BY THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE, NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TAXATION AND FINANCE, And JOHN DOE, Defendants. This is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose. To the above named Defendants  You are hereby summoned to answer the complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your answer, or if the complaint is not served with this summons, to serve a notice of appearance on the plaintiff’s attorneys within thirty days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME.

If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Dated: May 20, 2014               The foregoing summons is served upon you by publication pursuant to an order of Hon. J. Donald F. Cerio, Jr., Justice of the Supreme Court of the State of New York, signed the 14th day of May,  2014 at Syracuse, New York. The object of this action is to foreclose a mortgage on the following property: Tax I.D. No. 040.-0126.0 ALL that certain piece or parcel of real property, with the improvements therein contained, situate and being a part of a condominium in the Town of Dewitt, County of Onondaga and State of New York, known and designated as Home No. 262, together with a .6164 percent undivided interest in the common elements of the condominium hereinafter described as the same is defined in the Declaration of Condominium hereinafter referred to. The real property above described is a Home shown on the plans of a condominium prepared and certified by J. Anthony Cappuccilli, AIA, Architect, on a survey prepared by Phillips, O’Brien and Gere, licensed surveyors, dated August 2, 1973 and redated September 25, 1974, and filed in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County on the 27th day of September, 1974 as Map No. 212, Box No. 292 as defined in the Declaration of Condominium entitled Watertree of Dewitt Condominium – made by PRG Enterprises, Inc. under Article 9-B of the New York Real Property Law dated September 27, 1974 and recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County on the 27th day of

September, 1974 in Liber 2540 of Conveyances at Page 64 covering the property therein described. The land area of the property is described as follows: ALL that certain lot, piece or parcel of land situate, lying and being in the Town of Dewitt, County of Onondaga, State of New York, being Part of Lot 31 in said Town of Dewitt, Sections 1 and 2 of said Watertree of Dewitt Condominium as more fully described in the Declaration of Condominium entitled Watertree of Dewitt Condominium made by PRG Enterprises, Inc. under Article 9-B of the Real Property Law dated September 27, 1974 and recorded in the Office of the Clerk of Onondaga County on the 27th day of September, 1974 in Liber 2540 of Conveyances at Page 64. TOGETHER with the benefits, rights, privileges, easements, and subject to the burdens, covenants, restrictions, bylaws, rules, regulations and easements all set forth in the Condominium Documents filed and recorded as aforesaid. These premises are also known as 6540 Kirkville Road #262, East Syracuse NY, 13057. Michael Jablonski, Esq. Woods Oviatt Gilman LLP Attorneys for Plaintiff 700 Crossroads Building, 2 State Street,  Rochester, New York  14614. SUMMONS Index No. 2013-380 D/O/F: January 18, 2013 Premises Address: 215 SANDRA LN, N SYRACUSE, NY 13212. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK. COUNTY OF ONONDAGA. JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, Plaintiff, -against- JEFFREY L BEDFORD A/K/A JEFFERY L BEDFORD; MARY E BEDFORD; CAPITAL ONE BANK; CITY COURT CLERK OBO PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK; MIDLAND FUNDING LLC D/B/A IN NEW YORK AS MIDLAND FUNDING OF DELAWARE LLC; NORTH MEDICAL PC; PALISADES COLLECTION LLC APO BANK ONE; TULLY HILL; ASSOCIATES CONSUMER DISCOUNT COMPANY; ; ‘’JOHN DOES’’ and ‘’JANE DOES’’, said names being fictitious, parties intended being possible tenants or occupants of premises, and corporations, other entities or persons who claim, or may claim, a lien against the premises, Defendant(s), TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: YOU ARE HEREBY

SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action, and to serve a copy of your Answer, or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorneys within twenty (20) days after the service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service, where service is made by delivery upon you personally within the State, or within thirty (30) days after completion of service where service is made in any other manner, and in case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. TO THE DEFENDANTS, except MARY E BEDFORD; JEFFREY L BEDFORD a/k/a JEFFERY L BEDFORD: The Plaintiff makes no personal claim against you in this action. TO THE DEFENDANTS: MARY E BEDFORD; JEFFREY L BEDFORD a/k/a JEFFERY L BEDFORD: If you have obtained an order of discharge from the Bankruptcy court, which includes this debt, and you have not reaffirmed your liability for this debt, this law firm is not alleging that you have any personal liability for this debt and does not seek a money judgment against you. Even if a discharge has been obtained, this lawsuit to foreclose the mortgage will continue and we will seek a judgment authorizing the sale of the mortgaged premises. Dated: January 14, 2013. Patricia Boland, Esq. ROSICKI, ROSICKI

& ASSOCIATES, P.C. Attorneys for Plaintiff Main Office 51 E Bethpage Road, Plainview, NY 11803 516-741-2585. Help For Homeowners In Foreclosure New York State Law requires that we send you this notice about the foreclosure process. Please read it carefully. Mortgage foreclosure is a complex process. Some people may approach you about “saving” your home. You should be extremely careful about any such promises. The State encourages you to become informed about your options in foreclosure. There are government agencies, legal aid entities and other non-profit organizations that you may contact for information about foreclosure while you are working with your lender during this process. To locate an entity near you, you may call the toll-free helpline maintained by the New York State Banking Department at 1-877-BANKNYS (1-877-226-5697) or visit the Department’s website at www.banking.state.ny.us. The State does not guarantee the advice of these agencies. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA Index No. 4543/2013. SUPPLEMENTAL SUMMONS FILED: 05/12/2014. Plaintiff designates Onondaga County as the place of trial. Venue is based upon the County in which the Mortgage premises is situated. MidFirst Bank Plaintiff, -against- Tyshawn D. Lewis and Da-Vid J. Lewis, if living, and if any be dead, any and all persons who are spouses, widows, grantees, mortgagees, lienor, heirs, devisees, distributees, or successors in interest of such of the above as may be dead, and their spouses, heirs, devisees, distributees and successors in interest, all of whom and whose names and places of residences are unknown to Plaintiff, Ford Consumer Finance Company, Inc., Greater Niagara Holdings LLC, Wendi L. Lewis, State of New York by and through the State University of New York, Capital One Bank, Asset Acceptance LLC, Onondaga County Department of Social Services, New York State Department of Taxation and Finance, United States of America-Internal Revenue Service, Defendants. TO

THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT(S): YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your Answer or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the attorneys for the plaintiff within twenty (20) days after service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within thirty (30) days after service is complete if this Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York). In case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. NOTICE OF NATURE OF ACTION AND RELIEF SOUGHT THE OBJECT of the above captioned action is to foreclose a Mortgage to secure $58,595.00 and interest, recorded in the Office of the Clerk of the County of ONONDAGA on June 6, 1986, in Book 4033, Page 76, covering premises known as 114 Kendall Drive East, East Syracuse, NY 13057. The relief sought in the within action is a final judgment directing the sale of the premises described above to satisfy the debt secured by the Mortgage described above. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this Summons and Complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the Mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the Summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your Mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Dated: Williamsville, NY January 24, 2014 By: Stephen J. Wallace, Esq. Frenkel, Lambert, Weiss, Weisman & Gordon, LLP Attorneys for Plaintiff 53 Gibson Street Bay Shore, New York 11706 (631) 9693100 Our File No.:01-

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 LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) My favorite bridge in the world is the Golden Gate Bridge. In the hundreds of times I have driven on it over San Francisco Bay, it has never let me down. I’ve always gotten from one side to the other without any problem. In addition to its reliability, it uplifts me with its grandeur and beauty. What’s your most beloved bridge, Libra? I suggest that in the coming weeks you make it your lucky charm, your magical symbol. Why? Because the next chapter of your life story requires you to make a major crossing. You will traverse a great divide. Having your favorite bridge as a shining beacon in your imagination will inspire your strength and courage as you travel.  SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) U2’s Bono has called Leonard

 TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “When given a choice between owning an object and having an experience,” says art critic Holland Cotter, “I always choose the experience.” He prefers to spend his money on adventures that transform his sense of self and his understanding of the world. I recommend that approach to you in the coming weeks, Taurus. The most valuable “possessions” you can acquire will be the lessons you learn, the skills you hone, and the relationships you ripen. emin

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 CANCER (June 21-July 22) “Little horses cannot carry great riders.” So says a Haitian

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 LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Declare victory, Leo. Even if victory is not quite won yet. Even if your

success is imperfect and still a bit messy around the edges. Raise your arms up in elated triumph and shout, “I am the purified champion! I am the righteous conqueror! I have outsmarted my adversaries and outmaneuvered my obstacles, and now I am ready to claim my rightful rewards!” Do this even if you’re not 100-percent confident, even if there is still some scraping or clawing ahead of you. Celebrate your growing mastery. Congratulate yourself for how far you’ve come. In this way, you will summon what’s needed to complete your mission and achieve final, total victory.

 VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Give special attention to what will last the longest. That’s my main

recommendation for you in the coming weeks. Devote less of your energy to transitory pleasures and short-term hopes. Turn away from the small obsessions that demand far too much of your energy. Withdraw from the seemingly pressing concerns that will soon start to fade because they really aren’t that important. Instead, Virgo, devote your love and intelligence to the joys and dilemmas that will animate your life well into the future. Express reverence and care for the mysteries that will teach you and teach you and teach you for years to come.

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In Marcel Proust’s novel Swann’s Way, the narrator speaks of how profoundly he is inspired by an older writer named Bergotte: “Each time he talked about something whose beauty had until then been hidden from me, about pine forests, about hail, about Notre-Dame Cathedral . . . with one image he would make that beauty explode into me.” I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because in the coming days I suspect a great deal of beauty will explode into you. Why? I think it’s because you’re more receptive than usual to being delighted and enchanted. The triggers could be anything: exciting people, eavesdropped conversations, good books, surprising music, and who knows what else?

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Let me outline the breakthroughs I hope to see for you in the coming months. First, what is pretty good about you will not interfere with what is potentially great about you, but will instead cooperate with it and boost it. Second, your past accomplishments won’t hold back your progress; you will not be tempted to rely on them at the expense of your future accomplishments. And third, the brave ideas that have motivated you so well won’t devolve into staid old dogmas; you will either renew and reinvigorate them or else move on to a new set of brave ideas.

 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) If you are in even moderate alignment with cosmic rhythms during the next 12 months, you will be a connoisseur and master of recycling. I’m speaking metaphorically here. What I hope is that you will reanimate worn-out inspirations and convert faded dreams into shiny new fantasies. You will find ways to revive alliances that went off-track. A oncevibrant shtick or trick that lost its cool could be retrieved from the ash heap of history and turned into a fresh, hot asset. Gear yourself up for some entertaining resurrections.  AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I wish I could tell you that your power animal this month is the eagle or dolphin or panther. Having a glamorous creature like that as your ally might boost your confidence and charisma. To be paired with one of them might even activate dormant reserves of your animal intelligence. But I can’t in good conscience authorize such an honor. That’s not what the astrological omens are suggesting. In fact, your power animal this June is the bunny rabbit. Please understand that there is no shame in this. On the contrary. You should be charmed and appreciative. It signifies that you will be fertile, fast, a bit tricky, and very cute. (To read an essay on the mythology of the rabbit as trickster, go here: http://tinyurl.com/rabbittrickster.)  PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The Buddhist meditation teacher Chogyam Trungpa said that one of the best ways to become fearless is to cultivate tenderness. As you expand your heart’s capacity to feel compassionate affection for the world, you have less and less to be afraid of. That’s the opposite of the conventional wisdom, which says you become brave by toughening up, by reinforcing your psychic armor. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you Pisceans are best set up to benefit from Trungpa’s method — now even more than usual. r Homework: What other sign would you want to be if you could take a vacation from your actual sign? Why? Write: uaregod@comcast.net.

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Why radio? When I was in college, I worked at WTBU, which was a one-watt radio station in one of the dorms at Boston University. I just fell in love with radio. How has radio changed since your college days? Radio has become a much smaller part of the communications pie. However, you’re always going to need that local radio station. You’ve got your news, you’ve got your weather, and you’ve got your traffic. People need that when they’re in the car. For people who also have an appetite for public affairs, you also want to know what’s going on in your local and state government. I really feel that I have a mission to educate people about what state government is doing to them – because it is doing it to them. You don’t pay attention at your own peril.

I just think that’s who I am. I get to choose the guests on my radio show that will have sort of an imprint of who I am and these are the issues that are important to me. I think I have an obligation to make sure that groups that are not heard from are heard on the air. Who was your most difficult guest? Has anybody ever walked off during a show? Nobody has ever walked off. There have been some contentious things. One time when David Paterson was governor, I had just started this show and I was nervous and I wanted to show people I could do it. I was really jabbing him with tough questions, and he’s like, “You’ve really got to lay off the coffee, Susan.” If somebody is really difficult to interview, it’s because I haven’t done my homework.

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It’s much more intimate. You get much more personal than on TV. You don’t get more intimate than this. I met my husband because I was on the radio. He listened to me throughout one summer years ago and felt that knew me. He felt he knew me so well that he asked me out without having met me in person. People think they know me, and I love that.

I’d like to interview Gov. (Andrew) Cuomo in person. When you’re face to face, you build a rapport. I’d like to sit down with George Pataki and ask what it’s like 20 years later. Hillary Clinton, that’s who I would love to interview.

How do you prepare for a show? Susan Arbetter has been the host of The Capitol Pressroom since 2009. The daily, hour-long radio program is usually broadcast from Albany; occasionally, it’s done at WCNY studios in Syracuse. The show streams live 11 a.m. to noon daily on www.wcny. org/radio. It’s also broadcast on 8 p.m. on WRVO-FM (89.9).

Do you see yourself as an alternative to mainstream shows?

We’re right in the Capitol, so I have my pick of great guests. What I try to do is bring people an impression of what’s happening in the Capitol that day. During the legislative session, I’m going to have way more politicians on than I usually do. I have the time to let people explain issues that other people don’t touch. I feel that race is just not talked about enough in this country. I want this show to be a safe space for people to talk about issues that are hard to talk about elsewhere. … These are things you are not going to hear on WSYR.

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What would you ask her? Why do you want to put up with the garbage you’re going to have to put up with to run? Is it different now than it as in 1996, when you tried to do health care, and how is it different? Do you think you can get anything done in Congress that is just completely immovable? What can be achieved in America, because we’re so divided? SNT

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Parting Shot: Missing in Action on the Campaign Trail Maffei pulled this “disappearing act” two years ago when he “challenged” Buerkle again, and he still won. With this term, he has has displayed a lack of participation, shadow play butt kissing, one science fiction trivia night, and an overall far-less-than-productive checklist. — Christopher Malone

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IF RIGHTS ARE SACRIFICED, SECURITY ISN’T WORTH THE COST

ights are tricky things. They’re easiest to defend when they least need defending; they most need defending when doing so is unpopular and, often, distasteful.

It’s easy to defend freedom of speech … until Nazis march in Skokie, Ill., or protesters burn the flag. It’s easy to defend religious freedom for Catholics and Protestants … but some forget the right when the religion is Islam and the question is whether to build a mosque in Tennessee. Freedom of the press sounds fine … until that free press publishes secret government documents, or pornography. But if Americans don’t defend their rights even when exercised by those with whom they disagree, under circumstances they find distasteful, those rights will be lost. Which brings us to this week’s Sanity Fair by Ed Griffin-Nolan. He writes about a vote in the House to rein in the National Security Agency and its data collection activities. About time. Remember the days after Sept. 11, 2001? Fear that the attacks were only the first assault by terrorists. Disbelief that the attacks were so effective, and so easy to plan and execute. Everyone said we must make sure it never happens again.

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And so some chose to curtail rights in the pursuit of security. Once, Americans didn’t accept torture. Americans didn’t hold prisoners without due process. The government couldn’t spy on citizens without due process and judicial review. When those things changed, they were bargains with the devil and, at their foundation, un-American. The national security apparatus should work tirelessly against the forces that would harm Americans within the bounds of U.S. law and rights. Law enforcement must use all the tools at its disposal to thwart threats to our people within the bounds of U.S. law and rights. For where is the victory if our enemies can drive Amercians to abandon their most cherished values? The House bill was sponsored by Rep. James Sensenbrunner (R-Wis.), one of the champions of the Patriot Act, which empowered the government to do things it shouldn’t. He concluded it had gone too far. The new House bill is a step in the right direction. SNT

I’m no Democratic stalwart—I’m extremely disappointed in the Democratic Party and don’t feel particularly well represented in Washington as a progressive. However: One would have to be blind or willfully lying to deny that Maffei has done more for CNY’s working families in one year than Ann Marie Buerkle did in three. He has also been a staunch defender of our privacy rights, bucking the administration in its efforts to conduct dragnet surveillance on all Americans. He may not be perfect, but I’d rather see him continue in office than put another Republican in there to ignore CNY’s working families while waging a war on women, minorities and the environment, and serving the interests of the 1% and the corporate welfare state. — Daniel Sieradski

I was shocked — an overused word which I only use when I’m, well, shocked — on that post election morning to find not only that he’d won, but by a large margin. I seriously thought he was doing everything he could to lose that election. — Bill Field

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