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HOOP DREAMS ENDURE AT SU The Syracuse Orange women’s basketball team, which reached the NCAA Tournament championship game last season for the first time in school history, will start its quest for another long postseason run this week in the second round of the Atlantic Coast Conference Tournament.

The 20th-ranked Orange (20-9 overall, 11-5 in the ACC) is the No. 6 seed in the tournament. It will face the winner of the Wednesday, March 1, game between No. 14 North Carolina and No. 11 Pitt on Thursday, March 2, 8 p.m., at the HTC Center in Conway, S.C. If Syracuse wins that game, it will face No. 3 seed and 13th-ranked Duke (25-4, 13-3) in the quarterfinals on Friday, March 3, 8 p.m.

During the regular season, the Orange swept Pittsburgh 93-65 at the Carrier Dome and 73-57 in the regular-season finale Feb. 26 at Pittsburgh. Syracuse defeated North Carolina 95-64 at the Dome and lost at Duke 77-52.

The Orange is led by a trio of tournament-tested seniors: guards Alexis Peterson and Brittney Sykes and center Briana Day. The trio is averaging a combined 56.5 points per game and they’ve each scored in double figures in seven consecutive games.

“I’m really happy for our kids and I’m really proud of them,” SU coach Quentin Hillsman said after the Orange defeated Pittsburgh Feb. 26. “We lose five seniors and we still come into the best conference in the country and find a way to win 11 games, starting a freshman (guard Gabby Cooper). It’s a remarkable feat for our kids. I couldn’t be happier or more proud of them.”

Senior Day for Orange Men

The Syracuse men’s basketball team will honor seniors DaJuan Coleman, John Gillon, Tyler Roberson, Andrew White

and walk-on Doyin Akintobi-Adeyeye Sr. before the regular-season finale against Georgia Tech on Saturday, March 4, 4 p.m., at the Carrier Dome.

After losing at Louisville Feb. 26, the Orange (17-13, 9-8 in the ACC) will need to defeat Georgia Tech (16-13, 7-9) to enhance its NCAA Tournament resume and avoid a first-round game in the ACC Tournament that starts Tuesday, March 7, at Barclays Center in Brooklyn. All 15 ACC teams qualify for the tournament, with the bottom six playing in the first round and the top four receiving double-byes.

Tickets for Saturday’s game are available online at Cuse.com, by phone at (888) DOME-TIX or in person at Gate B in the Carrier Dome.

Chiefs Host Open House

The Syracuse Chiefs will hold their annual open house Saturday, March 4, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., at NBT Bank Stadium.

With the baseball season just around the corner, fans will be able to purchase individual game tickets, audition for singing the national anthem, take a swing in the batting cages, shop in the souvenir store, and meet mascots Scooch and Pops.

In addition to individual game tickets, season tickets, Flex Plans, Flex Plan Pluses, and Super Packs (four reserved box seats, four hot dogs, four sodas, one tub of popcorn and four giveaway items for $60) will also be on sale. At 10:30 a.m. in the Hank Sauer Room of Legends, Chiefs general manager Jason Smorol will release the 2017 promotional schedule, update fans on what’s new for this season, and host a question-answer session.

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By Bill DeLapp

HOLLYWOOD VETERAN PLANS LIVERPOOL FILM SCHOOL

The former Zogg Middle School, site of the planned Liverpool School of Cinema.

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he former A.V. Zogg Middle School in the village of Liverpool is ready for its close-up. Hollywood writer-director Jeremy Garelick plans to transform the 89-year-old building into a movie-based learning facility and studio, which will be known as the Liverpool School of Cinema.

Garelick, 42, has worked alongside directors such as Todd Phillips (The Hangover) and Joel Schumacher (Phone Booth). He also wrote the comedies The Break-Up (2006, with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston) and The Wedding Ringer (2015, with Kevin Hart and Josh Gad), the latter serving as his movie directorial debut.

Yet the Tinseltown scribe harbors larger ambitions. “One of the things I’ve always wanted to do is teach,” Garelick said. “I’ve taught at UCLA and Yale, and I teach a course in LA about screenwriting every other Wednesday night. I love teaching! And I was thinking that if I could create a hands-on film school, what better place to do it than at an actual school.”

His hunt led to the two-story Zogg building, which sits on nearly seven acres in the village. “When I saw that sports field, especially coming from Los Angeles where there is no land, there’s houses everywhere, I said, ‘Holy cow, this is an amazing field!’ Then I saw the gym and I said, ‘This is an amazing gym!’ Then I saw the theater and I said, ‘This is an amazing theater!’”

Following Zogg’s closure in 1981, the 97,000-square-foot building served as administrative offices for the Liverpool Central School District for more than two decades. When those offices closed, the Liverpool Community Church stepped in to take ownership for an 11-year run.

The building’s selling price was listed as around $1 million in 2014.

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Garelick will host a forum to answer questions from the public on Tuesday, March 7, 7 p.m., at the property’s auditorium, 800 Fourth St. (For information, email info@liverpoolschoolofcinema.com or visit facebook.com/liverpoolschoolofcinema.) “We want to assure the people who live there that we’re not going to be disruptive and we’re going to enhance the town,” Garelick said. “I would be so happy to make a space that the entire community can use. I would love to get a basketball league going, and that auditorium is so great for a church service or theater group.”

Every good script has a beginning, so tell me what’s going on with this project.

It’s something that has evolved from a basic idea probably four or five years ago, and it continues to evolve every day.

The beginning of the idea came from my love of high school movies and the John Hughes films of the 1980s, like The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Sixteen Candles. My college screenwriting professor told me that everything in pop culture runs on 20-year cycles.

And then when I graduated from college there was another spike in these high school movies that were very much like the John Hughes movies, so that 20-year cycle concept always stuck with me. So for the past 16 years I’ve been waiting for this next spike to happen and planning for

the making of several low-budget high school-type movies in the vein of John Hughes.

I started collecting what I believed to be the best material on the subject matter.

People were submitting high school screenplays to me because the studios weren’t making these kinds of movies anymore. Studios are more obsessed with films like The Avengers and Harry Potter, things that really travel worldwide. So I’ve been looking to basically create a high school universe much in the same vein of the Marvel superhero universe.

For about three years or so I’ve been looking for a vintage high school to create this space where we can make these films.

I was searching in Detroit, in Louisiana, in Georgia, places that have tax credits and tax rebates. I had another movie that I was producing that I went out for financing, and I spoke to producer Josh Crook, who is Ron Perlman’s partner (with Wing and a Prayer Pictures), and he said, “Would you be willing to shoot it in upstate New York?” And I said, “Just out of curiosity, why?” And Josh said, “Well, there’s a 40 percent tax credit and a 45 percent post-production credit,” and I said, “Wow, yeah, that’s amazing.”

And I was also very curious as to why nobody in Los Angeles really knew about this tax credit. It wasn’t really publicized in LA because everybody goes to Georgia and Louisiana and Canada or

Massachusetts or Detroit. And Josh said that the infrastructure isn’t up there yet to make these films on a big level, and there isn’t really an A-list crew (to handle the behind-the-scenes work).

So I literally got off the phone with him and started Googling “schools for sale in upstate New York.” And it just so happened that there was one for sale in Liverpool. My wife’s entire family is from Syracuse and I’m from Rockland County, so I’ve been up there a number of times for weddings and to visit grandmothers.

So I called our cousin and I asked, “Have you ever heard of Liverpool?” And he said, “I’m literally in Liverpool right now: I work here.” So I got on a plane and came out there to see the school and it was exactly what I was looking for.

So we started going to local colleges and universities — we’ve gone to Onondaga Community College, Le Moyne College, Syracuse University — and trying to partner with them and give students the opportunity to work or to intern at the school, or to take classes.

I’ve also been able to partner with a lot of A-list producers, directors and writers who will come out to Liverpool for guest lectures. All of my crew members, from directors of photography to line producers to art and production designers, have already agreed to be teachers while they are working there. So I’m building a great hands-on film school that will give

Writer-director Jeremy Garelick on the set of The Wedding Ringer

local people an opportunity to learn how to make movies, and hopefully not have to leave Syracuse but can stay and work from here.

All a place really needs is the (filmmaking) experience because once you have that experience, you can do anything, You go down to Georgia or Louisiana or Jackson, Miss., you’ve got all these local people who can really match the crews in Hollywood because they’ve been doing it now for several years. That’s really the goal: to create an infrastructure up there.

And my hope is that by the time it hits that four- or five-year mark, there’s a thriving film industry up there.

What did you learn from filmmakers like Joel Schumacher and Todd Phillips?

Well, Todd was sort of mid-career for me. I started out as an assistant at Creative Artists Agency, CAA, which at the time was the biggest agency in the world.

CAA represented Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, and it was the epicenter of the movie industry, and you learned exactly what went on behind the scenes, how the films got made and distributed. That was quite an amazing learning experience.

And then I went to work for director Joel Schumacher’s Tigerland, which was Colin Farrell’s first movie, and what I did was carry his water bottle and held almonds for him in case he got hungry. But that was the best film school out there because I learned so much, and on the first day I’m watching Joel and I said, “This is

what I want to do: I want to be a director.

I was his assistant for four movies: Tigerland, then Phone Booth, Veronica Guerin with Cate Blanchett and Bad Company with Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins.

We shot in Dublin, London, Prague, New York City, and I learned so much just being on his set.

And from there I sold my first screenplay (then titled The Golden Tux) to Todd Phillips. I wrote it for Vince Vaughn, who read it and he pitched The Break-Up to me to write. Then after that Todd asked me to do the first Hangover movie with him; we took the original script and we page one-d it and rewrote it. I learned so much from Todd: directing the actors, working with the crew, and he’s truly one of the funniest people I’ve ever met and he’s been a great mentor for me. Then I had the opportunity to direct my first movie, The Wedding Ringer with Kevin Hart and Josh Gad, which was the Golden Tux script that I originally wrote for Vince Vaughn. (Laughs) I’m going to direct a musical for Universal with Josh Gad, with music by Alan Menken and Steven Schwartz, so that’s most likely going to be my next movie.

Would you relocate your family here?

Yes. My wife is incredibly thankful because both of her grandparents are here and she’s got uncles, aunts and cousins that are right around the corner. We’re looking at houses, and I really want to move close to a lake, that’s my goal. And I love that Liverpool is close to a lake. SNT syracusenewtimes.com | 3.1.17 - 3.7.17

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By Renée K. Gadoua

KATKO NO-SHOWS FUEL VOTER ANGER

More than 400 gather during the Feb. 22 “Where Is Katko?” rally. Michael Davis photo

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ritics of Rep. John Katko continue to ask the Republican representative of the 24th Congressional District to hold in-person town hall meetings. As anger over President Donald Trump’s policies grows among some of his constituents, Katko has refused to commit to a public meeting, contradicting a campaign promise he made when he ran against Rep. Dan Maffei in 2014.

Instead, Katko, a former federal prosecutor, reminds people that since January 2015, his “office has responded to nearly 64,000 constituent letters, emails and phone calls.” Further, he said in a Feb. 16 statement, he’s hosted six community listening sessions and numerous telephone town hall events.

On Monday, Feb. 27, Katko appeared in a 32-minute Facebook Live interview with the Auburn Citizen. Critics say this format, like those of his other events, allows Katko to control the narrative, avoid facing opponents and stifle debate.

Monday’s online interview drew many of the same questions protesters raised during a Feb. 22 two-hour march and rally in Syracuse.

Critics say calls and emails to Katko have elicited few direct answers. Their long list of questions includes: • Does Katko denounce Steve Bannon, the White House strategist and former president of the alt-right Breitbart News?

• Does he support an independent investigation of Russia’s ties to Trump’s campaign?

• Will he push Trump to release his taxes?

• What is the Republican replacement plan for the Affordable Care Act? • Does he support a Muslim ban on refugees entering the United States?

• How will he vote on H.R. 610, which calls for school vouchers and repeal of some school nutrition standards?

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• What is his position on Social Security and Medicare reform?

Katko, who did not endorse Trump, touts his bipartisan record. So far this year, though, he has voted with Trump’s position 85 percent of the time, according to fivethirtyeight.com. And according to propublica.org, he has voted with House Speaker Paul Ryan’s position 94 percent of the time.

About 400 people participated in the Feb. 22 Syracuse rally, asking, “Where is Katko?” Simultaneous rallies took place in Auburn, Lyons and Oswego. The rally started and ended at 440 S. Warren St., home to Katko’s Syracuse district office.

On an unseasonably warm day, protesters

— many of whom identified themselves as first-time participants — marched and chanted for nearly two hours.

Many carried signs that referred to Katko’s Feb. 16 statement, in which he criticized local protesters’ connection to Indivisble, a national group whose website offers “A Practical Guide for Resisting the Trump Agenda.” He said in the statement he is “distressed by the efforts of a small number of people to create disruptions.” He also said “I will not allow a national outside group to hijack service to my district or disrupt meaningful engagement with my constituents.”

Some of Katko’s Republican colleagues, including Trump, have dismissed critical

constituents as “paid protesters” and called the protests “theatrics.” White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer last week described the protests as a “very paid, AstroTurf-type movement.” Tea Party demonstrations against the Affordable Care Act in 2009, he said, were “very organic.”

“We’re concerned citizens, not paid protesters,” read one sign at the Syracuse rally. Several people carried pictures of the cartoon character Waldo with Katko’s face. Other signs read “Where do you stand? Talk to us” and “This is democracy, not theatrics.”

Kristin Mosher of Syracuse finds Katko’s comments about protesters insulting and dismissive. “They want to silence us,” she said. “It makes me want to sit down so he can hear what we’re concerned about. If he can’t, we’ll elect someone who supports human dignity, because this administration isn’t.”

Gail Tosh of Baldwinsville drew cheers for her speech. “I would like Mr. Katko to explain his votes,” she told the crowd.

Why is he not calling out Trump, whose agenda “is scaring the crap out of people,” she asked.

She encouraged Katko to act as the independent he claims to be. “You break rank with the GOP, I’ve got your back, man,” she said. “How can you be doing your job if you’re not listening to the people?”

Several people at the rally identified themselves as Katko voters. Deb Donaghue of DeWitt said she had never before contacted her congressional representative, but she called Katko’s office twice in the last month. “If he continues to ignore his constituents, he’ll get voted out,” Donaghue said. “Moderate Republicans will lose a voice.” SNT Renée K. Gadoua is a freelance writer and editor. Follow her on Twitter @ ReneeKGadoua.

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By Chuck Shepherd

Curses, Foiled Again

noted that nothing is “named” for Feeney, that the gifts were mostly anonymous, and that Feeney assiduously cultivated his low profile.

A 46-year-old man was arrested in December after an evening at the Sands Casino in Bethlehem, Pa., and charged with leaving a server a non-monetary “tip” of a Valium pill.

Ways to Go

According to one report, a “disturbingly large” number of smartphone apps are devoted to calculating how much the user has “earned” per day and per year during restroom breaks answering nature’s calls while at work. Australia’s News Limited’s rough calculation estimated $1,227 for someone making $55,000 a year, but results might vary since there are so many apps: Poop Salary, ToiletPay, Log-Log, Paid 2 Poo, Pricy Poop, Poop Break and perhaps others.

Sick Call

Iraqi forces taking over an ISIS base in Mosul in January reported finding papers from at least 14 Islamic State “fighters” who had tried to claim “health” problems, asking commanders to please excuse them from real combat (and martyrdom). A Belgian man actually brought a note from a doctor back home attesting to his “back pain.” Five of the 14 were initiated by volunteers from France, a country that endures a perhaps-deserved national reputation for battle-avoidance.

Bugging Out

Government Action

Legislators in Iowa and Florida recently advanced bills giving women who receive legal abortions up to 10 years (or longer, in Iowa) to sue the doctor if the abortion winds up causing them “emotional distress.” Doctors in all states are already liable, of course, for actual “negligence” in their practice. In the Iowa version, which the Des Moines Register reported would likely face amendments, even a signed consent form by the patient would not immunize the doctor, but might mitigate the amount of damages awarded.

Least Competent Criminals

Gwinnett, Ga., police knew exactly who they wanted for the Nov. 3 armed robbery of an Exxon convenience store: Quaris Holland, 29. That’s because the manager told police Holland had been coming by as a customer “every single day” for “six months.” In January U.S. Marshals arrested Holland in Connecticut.

Irony Defined

London’s The Guardian reported in January that “dozens” of people have been charged or jailed recently for “defaming” the new Myanmar government, which has been headed, in a prime-minister-like role, since April by Aung San Suu Kyi, who was elected after her release from house detention following two decades of persecution for criticizing

the longtime military regime. For her struggle for free speech, Suu Kyi was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1991.

Said the wife of the latest arrestee, Myo Yan Naung Thein, on trial for “criminal defamation” of Suu Kyi’s regime, “This is not insulting — this is just criticizing, with facts. This is freedom of speech.”

Kids Do The Darndest Things

In December, Ashlynd Howell, age 6, of Little Rock, Ark., deftly mashed her sleeping mother’s thumbprint onto her phone to unlock the Amazon app and order $250 worth of Pokemon toys. Mom later noticed 13 email confirmations and asked Ashlynd if something was amiss.

According to the Wall Street Journal report, Ashlynd said, “No, Mommy, I was shopping.”

Leading Economic Indicators

The British think tank High Pay Centre reported in January that the average CEO among the United Kingdom’s top 100

companies in the Financial Times Stock Exchange index earns the equivalent of around $1,600 an hour — meaning that a 12-hour-a-day boss will earn, by midday Jan. 4, as much money as the typical worker at his firm will earn the entire year. Around the same time, the anti-poverty organization Oxfam reported, to an astonished press, that eight men — six Americans, headed by Bill Gates — have the same total “net worth” as the 3.6 billion people who comprise the poorest half of the planet.

Money for Something

Spectrem Group of Lake Forest, Ill., an organization that tracks “high net worth” investors, reported recently that, of Americans worth $25 million or more, only about two-thirds donate $10,000 or more yearly to charity. And then there is Charles Feeney, 85, of New York City, who in December made his final gift to charity, $7 million to Cornell University, completing his pledge to give away almost everything he had: $8 billion. He left his wife and himself $2 million to live on, in their rental apartment in San Francisco. A January New York Times profile

“Every major event in my life has been about insects,” Aaron Rodriques, 26, told The New York Times in December, home in New York City during a winter break from his doctoral research at Purdue University on the “sweet tergal secretions” of German cockroaches, and on his way to buy a supply of crickets and hornworms. (“Hornworms,” he said, have an “amazing defense” where they “eat tobacco for the nicotine, which they exhale as a gas to scare away predators.”) “When I’m feeling stressed out,” Rodriques said, he might take one out to “calm me down.”

He met his first girlfriend when she was attracted to his pet giant African millipede, as long as a human forearm, but admits that “for the vast majority” of time in school, “I was alone.”

Pole Position

Two years ago, China’s Ministry of Culture had cracked down on the centuries-old tradition of festively over-the-top funerals, ceremonies to assure the family that the deceased did not die “faceless,” by arresting the song-and-dance people, including strippers and pole-dancers, peddling their services to mourners. Even though that ban has been working, nostalgic Chinese can still see great funeral pole-dancing in Taiwan, according to a January report on the death of Chiayi county official Tung Hsiang, featuring 50 “scantily clad” entertainers. Pole-dancing, itself, is still big in China, where the national pole-dancing team recently performed its annual outdoor show, wearing shorts and halter tops, in the country’s northernmost village, Beiji, where the temperature was minus 33 Celsius. syracusenewtimes.com | 3.1.17 - 3.7.17

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THINGS THAT MATTER

By Luke Parsnow

YOU CAN’T FIGHT TOWN HALL

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sually when elections are over, political interest quiets down a little. That’s not the case this year, as several Republican members of Congress found out when they returned to their home districts last week to large and rancous crowds demanding answers — and a chance to get answers.

Rep. John Katko, of the 24th District, was no exception. He was one of several upstate Republicans pressured to address their constituents face-to-face by holding town hall meetings in the 24th Congressional District during recess to hear concerns and answer questions from those they represent in Washington.

Rep. John Reed of the 23rd District, which covers the western Finger Lakes and the Southern Tier, recently faced a group of progressives angry at the Trump White House and frustrated by actions in Congress, particularly when it comes to the Affordable Care Act. Katko, as well as Rep. Claudia Tenney

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from the 22nd District and Rep. Elise Stefanik of the 21st, all refused to hold any kind of town hall meeting last week.

Stefanik eventually agreed to meet with small groups but denied press access “to allow for candid and constructive conversations.”

But Katko held firm, saying the demand to meet is nothing short of an opportunity for political theater, fueled by The CNY Solidarity Coalition, a left-leaning group leading the charge, and others.

Katko is probably partially correct in assuming that. Yet there are most certainly people — both from that group and not — who are genuinely concerned

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about what’s going on in Washington and don’t feel the congressman has been as transparent to the public as he could be.

In that sense, Katko is doing himself a great disservice by not delivering.

When he first ran in 2014, he criticized incumbent Dan Maffei for not holding open meetings. While Katko has hosted telephone town halls, which connect thousands of people across the district, he has yet to meet with the public in any forum resembling a town hall, complete with press coverage and unfiltered questions not pre-screened by his staff.

So what’s he waiting for? Katko shouldn’t be objecting to any opportunity to being available and transparent with the people of Central New York, especially at a time when so many people feel that the government has been neither.

He should embrace the fact so many people are politically involved and want to be reassured he is working for them.

A town hall would both benefit him and those he represents.

It would give him a chance to defend and explain his most recent actions in

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Congress. He voted for a bill that prohibits the use of federal funds for abortion services and legislation undoing a rule set in place by President Obama aimed at keeping pollutants out of water in areas near coal-mining sites.

He can also answer for his somewhat wishy-washy response to President Trump’s controversial travel ban. Since he chairs the House Homeland Security Subcommittee on Transportation and Protective Security, it is a topic in which he is unquestionably involved.

“In this heightened threat environment, we must be ever vigilant to ensure all individuals entering this country are properly vetted,” Katko told CNY Central. “I believe the president’s intent was to accomplish that goal. However, I have concerns with this executive order, including the fact that it could potentially deny entrance to our country to lawful, permanent residents and dual citizens.”

A town hall could allow Katko to go into deeper specifics about where he stands on the order and the president’s immigration policy in general.

Rep. John Katko.

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have the responsibility to take them seriously and prevent any meeting from turning into nothing but noise. That will not help anyone.

But it’s ultimately up to Katko. Maybe the next time he returns to the district, he won’t dismiss the demands for a town hall so quickly. Public servants have a duty to be present more often than just election years.

That’s all the people are asking for.

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But it’s not just about being on the defensive. Town halls could also help Katko tout his record as one of the most independent Republicans in Congress.

If communication is being pushed by progressives who may not know him well or maybe didn’t vote for him, why not remind them that Katko ran on a campaign promise not to repeal Obamacare without a replacement plan?

Why not remind them that he was one of nine Republicans who broke party lines and voted against the January House bill to begin the process of undoing the healthcare package? Why not tell them he is a Republican who acknowledges that humans contribute to climate change and that he co-authored a bill with an Arizona Democrat that would give employees the option of establishing their own paid parental leave account?

He could also reiterate his emphasis on addressing local issues like the Interstate 81 project and the region’s heroin epidemic, not just focusing on what the man in the White House is doing.

Yes, these town halls are a great opportunity. But fundamentally, it never should be about opportunity. It’s a responsibility.

It’s about being there for those Katko speaks for. And this time it’s the people themselves who are asking for it.

If they don’t feel that he is communicating enough with them, he should take note and reach out to them to improve that communication. And just as much, those who request these town halls, if their requests are as sincere as they claim,

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By Margaret McCormick

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aybe you’re a college student with no time for breakfast, let alone a healthy breakfast, before your morning class. Or maybe you’re a busy working person with an early-morning meeting to make and scarcely time for a cup of coffee or tea.

Or maybe you’re someone who wants to eat more healthily, but don’t know where to begin.

Help is available — in the form of a muffin.

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They’re gluten free, “paleo” friendly and convenient. And, with 19 grams of protein, they make a dense, nutritious meal.

Three varieties of muffins are available: Apple Cinnamon, Banana Chocolate and Chocolate Zucchini.

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His brother introduced him to the “paleo” lifestyle, which involves giving up fast and processed food in favor of meats, fish, leafy greens and other vegetables, and some fruits, oils, nuts and seeds.

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Zach is a 2012 graduate of SU, where he majored in history and minored in marketing. In 2015, he earned a master of science degree in information management from SU’s School of Information Studies. During his time as a graduate student, Zach says, he and his mom worked on the muffins. A Kickstarter campaign helped them raise more than $5,000 for their business.

Their eventual goal is to have their product in stores nationwide and to introduce more varieties of muffins. For now it is strictly a mail-order product, delivered in packages and sampler packages of six (two of each variety).

“There are Paleo products out there,’’ Zach says, “but they don’t offer the con-

venience of this and they don’t serve as a meal.’’ The most popular muffin, he says, is Banana Chocolate. On delivery, it is recommended that the muffins be stored in the freezer. Remove them as you’re ready to eat them and reheat in the microwave for 45 to 60 seconds. Or, defrost muffins in the refrigerator overnight. The muffins can also be heated in the oven.

Zach Schleien is an employee of Johnson & Johnson in Westchester County, working with scientists and putting his data skills to use in cloud computing. He also manages marketing, branding, search engine optimization and social media and outreach for Lift Protein Muffins.

His mother, Debbie, is the “architect” of the recipes. She is also the go-to person on site when bake sessions are scheduled with their co-packer and she manages any distribution and logistical issues. It’s not unusual, Zach says, for them to speak on the phone several times a day.

Their shared goal, he says, is products that taste good — and a brand that also serves a larger purpose. “We want to create a brand that’s also educational and helps people with health and nutrition,’’ he says.

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The specialty of the house is toasted homemade bread (your choice) with a long list of toppings, including bacon and cheese, ham and cheese, avocado and tomato, poached egg, fried egg and more. The bakery case features Cronuts (a croissant-donut hybrid), cookies, Danishes, muffins, cupcakes, croissant-wrapped brioche buns and other items of buttery, sugary appeal, with some gluten-free and vegan options.

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By James MacKillop Carmen Viviano-Crafts, Jordan Glaski and Joshua Kimball in Rarely Done’s The TomKat Project. CJ Young photo

TOMKAT PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT CRUISE CONTROL One line occurs again and again in Brandon Ogborn’s uproarious The TomKat Project: “This dialogue is verbatim.” How can we be sure of that?

Many lines in the play spoken by the real-life Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes about their abrupt courtship and tempestuous marriage-divorce are public record, either in the press or court records. Rarely Done’s mounting of TomKat Project runs through March 11 at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. Ogborn’s play is a black, black comedy about living people and their relationship with one of the most litigious entities on earth, the Church of Scientology.

You can get away with assigning deranged words to living people if you can prove they actually said it.

We may know how the divorce came out, but that does not mean audiences know going in how The TomKat Project will play out.

Received dialogue can be breathtaking. If you are thinking of joining Scientology, you may be asked the following question: “Have you ever made a planet or a nation radioactive?”

Although a staged reading of TomKat Project caused much comment at the New York Fringe Festival in 2013, this is the first live-action production anywhere, a coup for Rarely Done. A team of technicians remain center stage, sometimes flashing up footage of the principals, a nasty challenge for local actors playing roles. Playwright Ogborn writes himself into scenes, not unlike the Stage Manager in Our Town. The consistently amusing Jason Timothy 3.1.17 - 3.7.17 | syracusenewtimes.com

(last seen as the Candelabra in the Redhouse Arts Center’s Beauty and the Beast) thrives on making him engaged, never detached.

Even for people who try to keep the Gosselins and Kardashians out of their consciousness, the outline of Cruise-Holmes events from 2005 to 2012 are inescapable. Actor Tom, nearing 50 but still a box-office champ, had been divorced twice and longed for a female companion. Scientologists, looking upon the actor as their best-known public face, spring into action, reviewing a basketful of headshots of possible candidates.

Some are unacceptable (Greta Van Susteren!). They settle on Katie Holmes, a naïve Roman Catholic from Toledo, who starred on the TV series Dawson’s Creek, and has since endured flop and after flop in the cinema. She is known to be smitten with Cruise, and pliable.

In casting Jordan Glaski and Carmen Viviano-Crafts in the title roles, director Dan Tursi begins with two of the top people in community theater. In some ways, Viviano-Crafts begins with the harder task because Holmes is less known to audiences, who can suffer from the temptation of seeing her as shallow and needy. Clad in a form-fitting black dress, Viviano-Crafts’ Holmes always presents a contradictory subtext when she goes along to get along.

Unmistakably ambitious, she uses the Cruise-spouse celebrity to launch her own clothing line.

Glaski, however, gets the heavy lifting.

Ogborn’s script deftly allows him a late entrance, the last principal to appear.

Cruise is one of the most familiar faces in contemporary America, mostly appearing in screen roles, often of contrasting types.

His best-known YouTube sequence is the infamous jumping-on-the-couch segment with Oprah Winfrey (Michaela Oney). This provides Glaski with his money shot, the single most brilliant moment in TomKat Project. The frenzied grin is both antic and vacant, disturbingly nutzo but somehow unthreatening. He’s meaner and more aggressive shouting down a tongue-tied Matt Lauer (also played by Michaela Oney) in denouncing psychiatry. Elsewhere Glaski uses Cruise’s own words to depict an off-screen persona that’s petulant and mercurial.

Playing characters of any gender, such as Oney handling Winfrey one moment, Lauer the next, is the assignment of the four supporting players who take on 53 characters. Splendid as the leads are, much of the fun in The TomKat Project comes from how these four can stretch.

Additionally, hearing different voices and seeing contrasting body sets is a prime argument for why Rarely Done’s fully staged production beats the hell out of a book-in-hand reading.

We also learn that a high percentage of the 53 are dazzlers, who could be the proud creation of any comic playwright.

Tops among them is David Miscaviage (Joshua Kimball), the Mephistophelian weasel who so easily manipulates Cruise.

Then in a flash Kimball morphs into actor Josh Hartnett, Holmes’ lackadaisical but horny suitor.

Veteran director-actor Roy Van Norstrand draws more than his share of these beauties, like profane, octogenarian media mogul Sumner Redstone, beating David Mamet at his own game. Anne Fitzgerald swiftly moves from Holmes’ clueless mother Kathleen to barracuda journalist Maureen Orth. Michaela Oney jumps from a string of beauties, including Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman, to shark-toothed agents.

The object of The TomKat Project may or may not enlighten us about the human condition, but it’s red-hot theatrical entertainment. SNT

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By Carl Mellor

NEW SHOW FEATURES AMUSING SCI-FI VISUALS Group exhibitions at the Tech Garden gallery tend to be sprawling shows with lots of work and varied media. Fun in Space: An Homage to Pulp Science Fiction fits that description nicely. It displays acrylics, mixed-media pieces, pastels and one coffee table.

Several works document the show’s connection to Fun in Space, a 1981 solo album by Roger Taylor, a rock drummer with the band Queen. The album’s cover has an illustration that appeared in Creepy, a horror comic, and its backside features a photo of Taylor reading the publication. It’s clear that the exhibition is inspired by the album and affection for the pulps.

The show is also open to a wide range of artworks. “Amazing Aliens,” an acrylic

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by Eileen Arnold, depicts Doctor Who and other characters from either television or movies. Jamie Ashlaw’s piece also accesses mass media. In one scene, Star Trek meets Star Wars, Spock and Princess Leia take part in an intergalactic dancing contest.

There are pieces referencing the cosmos. Paula Brewer’s mixed-media work portraying planets and space is situated on top of a coffee table. “Seer Between Worlds,” by Prudence Haze, envisions a mystical journey.

Several works reflect a freewheeling approach. In a mixed-media piece, Chris Mooney depicts a rat on a skateboard, a cockroach in shoes, and a vehicle with both standard features like wheels and an unconventional element — a shark’s head.

In “Scout,” by an artist identified only as Marc, a gigantic robot makes friendly contact with earth animals.

Fun in Space also displays pieces interpreting space exploration. Some are humorous, like Steve Nyland’s “Grouchy Old Cosmonauts” or Victoria Yeldon’s

“Astro Giraffe,” in which a giraffe appears in a space suit. “Liftoff,” by Timothy Rand, is more straightforward; it chronicles the initial step of a space trip.

And the show has artworks not easily characterized. Ben Coupe’s collage “Moon Rock” situates a finger-snapping Elvis Presley performing for an extraterrestrial audience on the moon. A small alien at the end of a wire is the centerpiece of Glendon Allen’s mixed-media assembly, which extends from a pedestal on the floor up the wire. Charlie Sam’s acrylic and enamel on canvas, “Space Robot,” integrates multiple small shapes: snakes, clocks, a skull, stars, and yes, a robot.

Other interesting pieces include “Stellar Garden,” an ink-on-paper creation by Alexandra Malthais; Frances Wagner’s mixed-media assembly; Peter Allen’s pastel, “Mythological Creatures: Astronaut”; and “The Space Gods Have No Need to Lie,” by James McCampbell, which features blazing orange color and a formidable trio of space deities.

Fun in Space is very much a genrebased exhibition, but that doesn’t short circuit its appeal. This is an enjoyable show that’s open to many visual possibilities. It’s on display through March 24 at the Tech Garden, 235 Harrison St. Gallery hours are Mondays through Fridays, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. For more information, call 579-2864. SNT

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Sammys Hall of Fame recognizes the legendary Syracuse rockers

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By Russ Tarby ukin’ Bone’s induction into the Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) Hall of Fame this week entails a certain irony. For starters, Jukin’ Bone wasn’t even the real name of the band.

The relentlessly rockin’ quintet was called Free Will, led by guitarist Mark Doyle and vocalist Joe Whiting. The band also featured second guitarist George Egosarian, bassist John DeMaso and drummer extraordinaire Tom Glaister. An earlier version of Free Will included Bill Irvin on rhythm guitar and Barry Maturevitz on bass.

After drawing record crowds from 1968 to 1971 at nightclubs, high schools and colleges up and down the Thruway, Free Will signed a $35,000 three-LP recording contract with RCA that had been secured by Concerts West. The band had successfully showcased at Wheels, a Manhattan nightclub on the Upper East Side.

Free Will became one of three area rock acts to ink major-label deals in the early 1970s. They joined Jam Factory (Epic) and Ronnie James Dio in Elf (Purple Records/MGM) to take a stab at national fame and fortune.

Before the band plugged in at Jimi Hendrix’s legendary Electric Lady Studio in Greenwich Village, however, RCA demanded that Free Will change its name.

“We came up with the name Jukin’ Bone, somehow,” Whiting said last week. “RCA found the name Free Will kind of esoteric,

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especially given the hardness of the band. I think George (Egosarian) was involved. Jukin’ Bone sounded hard.”

Free Will made its bones as an ultra-exciting live act, as documented by the band’s independent 1970 LP, Live at Jabberwocky, highlighted by a breathtaking seven-minute-26-second version of “Ridin’ with the Devil.” The outfit hoped to capture its live sound at Electric Lady.

“The producer, Lewis Merenstein, had seen us (performing live) in good circumstances, and he advised us to make a live record,” Whiting recalled. But the band decided to try to capture its live sound in the studio.

“Then we made the first of many foolish mistakes by taking some time off, about two months without playing out, and then went straight into the studio,” Whiting said. “So we were stiff.”

Merenstein, then 37, had been making records since 1959. His credits ran the gamut from Charlie Musselwhite to the Spencer Davis Group, from Charlie Daniels to George Burns. He helmed the Jukin’ Bone sessions for the nine-track LP, to be titled Whiskey Woman.

“Lewis had produced Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks and Moondance, and Mama Cass’s first solo record, so he had good

credentials,” Whiting said. “I really think he was a jazzer at heart.” Perhaps that’s why the cover art for Whiskey Woman depicted a marquee for Roseland Dance City, although New York City’s Roseland Ballroom owner Louis Brecker had famously banned rock’n’roll at that Manhattan music landmark.

For Whiskey Woman, Merenstein and the band eschewed studio tricks in favor of running through all or most of the nine tunes every night, then choosing what were deemed the best. All tracks were recorded completely live in front of a small, invited audience.

Doyle remembers the studio buffet table well-stocked with liquor and cocaine.

“Everybody was getting high in those days,” he said. Self-described Free Will hanger-on Dave Rezak, later to become Syracuse’s top booking agent, confirmed that the Whiskey Woman sessions were “well-lubricated.”

“But we weren’t out of our heads,” Whiting insisted. And the performances — while not as riveting as their live shows — were more than respectable, exuding an authentic hard-rockin’ blues groove on originals such as “Jungle Fever” and “Got the Need,” as well as covers of Aretha Franklin’s “Spirit in the Dark” and Booker T’s “The Hunter.”

While the rhythm section created a solid foundation, Doyle’s dynamic guitar work, which ranged from cascading single-note solos to eerie, slippery slide, and Whiting’s ardent, aching vocals carried the day. . . or night, as the case may be.

But Whiskey Woman fell short of the band’s and RCA’s expectations. It failed to sell, and wasn’t even embraced by Free Will’s fan base in Central New York. “No one was happy with the first LP,” Whiting said.

Doyle heard longtime local fans griping, too. “One guy told me, ‘Man, you got screwed in the production.’”

Even before Jukin’ Bone could atone for the first album’s failure — in fact, before Whiskey Woman was even released — the band was already pulling apart.

Drummer Tom Glaister was the first to call it a day, and rhythm guitarist George Egosarian was also itching to leave.

So a few months later, when they waxed Way Down East, Glaister was gone and not one but two drummers, Danny Coward and Kevin Shwaryk, took his place.

“Tom was a monster drummer,” Whiting recalled, “and we thought the best way to replace him was with double drummers.”

This time producer Lewis Merenstein and the band, now working at RCA Studios, were better focused, and the result was a decidedly more polished recording.

“I actually prefer the second record,” Whiting said. “We performed better.”

“We were straighter,” Doyle pointed out.

But even more than moderation, Way Down East benefited from a renewed

approach embracing the benefits of studio technology. “The second album was a studio record: no live audience, no running through all the songs each night,” Whiting said. “Instead we recorded song by song, so it was more of a studio effort,” complete with overdubs.

“Joe sounded better,” Doyle said, “and the record sold better.”

RCA released the soaring, sexy “Cara Lynn” as a single, and the album’s other nine tracks displayed the band’s strengths.

For instance, Doyle lays a biting slide guitar over a funky bass groove on “Nightcrawler,” adds a swampy electric piano on “Mojo Conqueroo,” and Whiting leads a nasty, shout-along version of “See See Rider.” The band also bravely belied its hard-edged image with an acoustic tune, “Yes Is Yes.” Following the 1972 release of Way Down East, Jukin’ Bone toured with ZZ Top, Freddie King, the Allman Brothers, The Kinks, John Mayall and Three Dog Night, among others.

“Jukin’ Bone was one of the most electrifying live bands you will ever see,” said Syracuse music authority Ron Wray.

“They went on tour but never received enough promotion across the country, although they perhaps came very close to national stardom.”

On July 14, 1973, drummer Danny Coward departed, leaving Jukin’ Bone as a four-man group: Doyle, Whiting, DeMaso and Shwaryk.

“We were dealing with lots of internal friction,” Whiting recalled. He and Doyle tended to blame each other for the band’s many missteps. “Management left, and others we wanted gone. We realized it was over.”

When they had signed with RCA, they were bluntly informed that if their records tanked in the market, the band would be released from their contract. “It never occurred to us that we wouldn’t sell,” Whiting said with a laugh. But after Way Down East came out, the band was dissolving and RCA canceled plans for a third disc.

“Things had not worked out the way we’d hoped they would,” Whiting said.

“Some of it was our own fault, but it wasn’t all our own doing.”

Of the $35K that the company poured into Jukin’ Bone, Doyle said the musicians only pocketed about $250 each.

“But we didn’t care, as long as they kept us high.”

The primary problem, as Doyle saw it, was that “Nobody was looking out for you. People wanted to hang out and party with the band, but they should have been taking care of the band.”

Whiting thinks Jukin’ Bone fell victim to a rock’n’roll Murphy’s Law: “The truth is, and this is what I always say about Jukin’ Bone, that everything that could go wrong did go wrong.” SNT

Facing page, Joe Whiting (left) and Mark Doyle at the 2007 Sammy Awards; left, Chris Taylor (pictured) and the Custom Taylor Band will perform during Friday’s Sammys show. Michael Davis

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Three Jukin’ Bone members — Joe Whiting, Mark Doyle and John DeMaso — plan to attend the Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Thursday, March 2, 7 to 10 p.m., at the upstairs room of the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St. Syracuse University instructor David Rezak will introduce the trio.

Whiting and Doyle were previously inducted into the Sammys Hall of Fame in 1996. And Free Will reunited to perform at the inaugural Sammys Awards show at the Landmark Theatre in 1993.

Other 2017 inductees include guitarist-songwriter Meegan Voss, the Oneida County jam-band moe. and guitarist-bandleader Paul Case. Music Educators of the Year Anthony and Patricia DeAngelis will also be honored.

And the Sammys Lifetime Achievement Award will be presented to Vincent Falcone, the longtime Las Vegas pianist and former music director for Frank Sinatra, Robert Goulet and Pia Zadora.

Tickets for the ceremony cost $25, available at SyracuseAreaMusic.com.

The Sammys Awards ceremony will be staged Friday, March 3, 7 p.m., at Eastwood’s Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. Performers include moe., the Spring Street Family Band, Curtis “Tallbucks” McDowell and the Brownskin Band with Bobby Green, Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band and The Ripcords with the Boneyard Horns.

Tickets cost $20, and are available at the Sound Garden, 310 Jefferson St., and SyracuseAreaMusic.com.

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rank Malfitano will fulfill his promise to bring an eclectic lineup to the 35th edition of the Syracuse M&T Jazz Fest. Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike, will again welcome thousands to the Northeast’s largest free jazz festival on Friday, June 9, and Saturday, June 10.

“These 35 years represent a collective achievement of everyone in this room,” Jazz Fest founder and executive producer Malfitano said to the gathering of political movers and shakers, musicians and more during the Feb. 22 press conference. The announcement was held at M&T Bank’s downtown headquarters at the historic Onondaga County Savings Bank building, 101 S. Salina St. Friday’s national acts will feature performances by Marc Broussard, the Ramsey Lewis Electric Quintet and the return of 2016 Jazz Fest favorites The Mavericks. Saturday’s lineup boasts the Rebirth Brass Band, Ray Benson and Asleep at the Wheel and rock icon Todd Rundgren.

Local talent will also be on hand during the weekend. Joined Artists Musicians & Singers coalition (JAMS) will present UAD: Kings of the Fall, a Temptations-esque group, on Friday, plus Soft Spoken Band the following evening. Each group will feature collaborations of local vocalists and musicians, including Steve Brown, Dino Lostito, Mike Melito, Joe Carello, Melissa Gardiner and more.

This year’s event will be dedicated to longtime festival president Oscar L. Peterson Jr., who died last

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October. Many more will be recognized, according to WAER-FM 88.3 director and general manager Joe Lee. After reading a list of names, including Mose Allison, Al Jarreau, Larry Coryell, Buckwheat Zydeco and others, he asked for a moment of silence.

A soft soundtrack was provided by pianist William DiCosimo accompanying 14-year-old jazz singer Canen, aka JoJo Strogatz, who performs under the Roman mythology-inspired stage name. The Ithaca student was recently featured as one of WSYR-Channel 9 news anchor Carrie Lazarus’ Extraordinary Live talents.

“I started singing in fourth grade, which was about four years ago,” Canen said. “Something about jazz spoke to me. Every time I sing, I disappear into this other world.” When Canen gets on stage, she says, she is in the zone: It’s just her and the songs.

Canen said she practices and performs as much as she can, even while singing “as jazzy as she can” to her homework. “Two plus eight is 10,” she sang with a smile, demonstrating an off-the-cuff example.

Her vocal prowess shows off a whispery smokiness, which isn’t muddied by Common Core requirements.

Her music teacher Terry Burns introduced Canen to

Lazarus; the teen admitted she was “freaking out” leading up to the meeting. Yet she remains humble and composed, aside from the anticipation of sharing the Jazz Fest stage with people she describes as “amazing performers.” She feels she is too young to block off her entire life for music because of having too many interests, and believes there is so much more to learn.

“Frank has recognized the talents who have been recognized by Extraordinary,” said Lazarus. She also announced that Nick DiMaria, another featured performer of her nonprofit, and a current freshman at Manhattan School of Music, will be performing with the Manhattan Jazz Alliance.

Alliance is the key word for Syracuse Jazz Fest’s longevity. Lee mentioned WAER’s 35-year commitment to the cause, while M&T Bank Syracuse president Allen Naples talked about the bank’s 25-year sponsorship. Andy Schuster, an OCC professor of art history, discussed the Jazz Fest-dedicated exhibit that will run at the college’s Ann Felton Multicultural Art Gallery from May 15 to June 15. Onondaga Historical Association executive director Gregg Tripoli revealed that a photographic exhibit about the festival will run May 3 to Oct. 3 at the OHA, 321 Montgomery St. Movies will also be part of Jazz Fest week, according to Syracuse International Film Festival co-founder Christine Fawcett-Shapiro. OCC’s Storer Auditorium in Ferrante Hall will screen three features: Miles Ahead, the Miles Davis biopic starring Don Cheadle on Thursday, June 8; director Barbara Kopple’s documentary Miss Sharon Jones, about the late rhythm’n’blues singer, on Friday; and the 1956 classic The Benny Goodman Story, starring Steve Allen as the swing-era clarinetist on Saturday. Each movie begins at 4 p.m.

“We’re pleased Frank invited us to add another dimension to Jazz Fest,” Fawcett-Shapiro said. “Everywhere you go, film and music are always together. There is a fabulous film festival in Bologna, Italy, we go to every year and there is a big jazz festival that happens at the same time. People spend hours going between the films and the jazz.”

Onondaga County Executive Joanie Mahoney showed up a bit late to the press event, so Malfitano personally walked her up from the back of the room. “It’s a great pleasure to bring up our late arrival, but she’s always welcome no matter when she comes,” Malfitano said. The pair revisited their Sept. 21 press conference held at Olivet Missionary Baptist Church, when they addressed the supposed rumor that

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Mahoney wanted Jazz Fest relocated from the OCC campus to the Lakeview Amphitheater.

“She’s always been a great friend of the community,” Malfitano extolled. “Since she took office, she’s been helping us in more ways than I can enumerate. This is the lady who has been our champion.”

Mahoney retold the story of her longtime Jazz Fest fandom, ever since the 1980s when she wore a trash bag as a parka to escape the rains. She assured

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By Jessica Novak Michaela Anne.

But broke doesn’t mean unsuccessful. In 2014 Tyson was picked up by Clubhouse Records in the United Kingdom, which led to tours and exclusive releases abroad.

He’s been traveling there ever since and has watched his audiences grow.

“I don’t know if it’s changed things a ton over here (in the States),” he says. “But it’s been good. A lot more people take you seriously, seeing that you have a following overseas.”

Tyson calls his music traditional country, heavily influenced by Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams and other likely suspects. But he’s hoping to break himself out of the pigeonhole.

“I listen to so much other stuff,” he says.

“I’m inspired by so much more now. It’s important to be all over the place and not get stuck in one circle.”

Tickets are $22 for Cale Tyson’s Saturday concert. For information, call 6559193 or visit caletyson.net and nelsonode on.com. SNT

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his weekend the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson, will showcase two of country music’s most promising young troubadours: Michaela Anne on Friday, March 3, and Cale Tyson on Saturday, March 4, with 8 p.m. shows for both performers.

Michaela Anne’s musical career began at age 5. A military kid who moved around every other year, Anne found stability in music, as she took piano lessons, played violin and flute, and participated in band and choir events everywhere she lived.

When she started vocal lessons at age 8, her obsession with music really blossomed.

She studied jazz vocal performance at New York City’s New School, and earned degrees in sociology and history in 2009.

Anne eventually moved to Nashville two years ago; last year she purchased a house with her musician husband Aaron Shafer-Haiss.

“It’s crazy to me that I lasted that long in New York City,” she recalls. “Nashville felt like the most natural fit. It’s a city but feels like a small town. I’m excited to be around other songwriters.”

She recorded Bright Lights and the Fame in Nashville and immediately noticed a difference. “In New York City, it was whenever I could fit in writing and recording,” Anne says. “In Nashville, it’s much more intentional and a more focused experience. We fine-tuned the songs. I wrote with a bunch of other people. It was collaborative. Hopefully, the next record will be similar.”

Anne’s next record is already in the early stage of development and she’s feeling the itch to create. “I’ve got a ton of touring coming up in the spring, but we’ll find time after that,” she says.

“By the middle or end of the year, we’ll be more serious.”

Anne will bring her four-piece band to the Nelson Odeon and

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promises a full emotional arc through the show. “It’s a whole experience rather than just coming to see a dance-type show or a quiet show,” she says. “My focus is to set on a journey through the whole time we play.”

Tickets for the Michaela Anne show are $23. For information, call 655-9193 or visit michaelaanne.com and nelsonodeon.com.

Cale Tyson has been called “old school, sad-bastard outlaw country for a new generation of excited country fans” by Rolling Stone magazine. Tyson was raised in Texas but feels at home in Nashville, where he’s lived for more than six years. He went to college in Dallas, but he was looking for a change when two friends suggested he move to Nashville.

The friends dropped out of the planned cohabitation, however, so Tyson decided to go it alone at age 19. He transferred to Nashville’s Belmont University, never believing that he could be a musician for a living.

“My parents were pretty conservative, so my dad told me when I was a kid to be a lawyer or a doctor when I grew up,” he says.

“He was like, ‘Music is a great hobby and you’re great at it, but it’s hard to make it in the business.’ I felt like it was an unachievable thing to do.”

That attitude changed when he dated a girl who came from a more supportive family, as Tyson watched as she applied herself to her craft. When he missed signing up for the LSATs, “I took that as fate,” he recalls. “I graduated and went all in. I worked a full-time job for a few years and now I’m a full-time musician.

Which means I’m broke.”

Advice from the Artists:

“If you wanna do it, just keep working. There’s no magic way to make things happen. The industry is so crazy and unpredictable. The biggest thing is perseverance.

It’s really important to stay in touch with why you want to do it.

Connect with people through the music and good things will start to fall into place. Keep at it.”

—Michaela Anne “Keep your head up and work hard. It can be the most gratifying thing to do (being an artist), but also the most depressing. A little insecurity is good for people. It keeps you leveled out. And if you want to be a songwriter, write as much as possible. Just sit down and hone in on your craft. Take in all the art you can: movies, visual art, music. Seek out creative influences. And don’t be an asshole.”

—Cale Tyson

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MUSIC W E D N E S DAY 3/1 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 1, 12:30 p.m. Lindsay Duke takes to the flute and Angela Peterson graces the piano and explores the musical and mystical world of Pan at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free. civicmorningmusicals.org.

Funk Gives Back. Wed. March 1, 8 p.m. A fundraiser to benefit Live From the Box features Skunk City, Tall Bucks, Alani Skye, Brownskin, Travis Blunt and Stephen Douglas Wolfe at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 3/ 2 Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Thurs.

7-10 p.m. Jukin’ Bone, .moe and more will be honored at the upstairs room of the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St. $25. SyracuseAreaMusic.com.

Tab Benoit. Thurs. 8 p.m. Cajun bluesman

brings his southern charm to the Southern Tier at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $25/ advance, $30/door. (607) 275-3447, thehaunt. com.

Steel Guapo. Thurs. 9 p.m. Self-described

killgrass band shows off their storytelling with instrumentation, plus James Ford and Dirty Blanket at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Brett Young. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. California country boy comes to town, plus TJ Sacco and Small Town Shade at Kegs Canalside, North Hamilton St., Jordan. $18. 246-8533, kegscanalside.net.

F R I DAY 3/3 Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) Ceremony. Fri. 7 p.m. Performers include

moe., the Spring Street Family Band, Curtis “Tallbucks” McDowell and the Brownskin Band with Bobby Green, Chris Taylor and the Custom Taylor Band and The Ripcords with the Boneyard Horns. Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $20.

SyracuseAreaMusic.com.

Michaela Anne. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The first of two

Nashville-based Americana singer-songwriters this weekend at the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $23/advance, $25/door. 6559193, nelsonodeon.com.

Syracuse Vocal Ensemble. Fri. 7:30 p.m. The

group presents “From Stars to Sea.” folk music from different cultures around the globe, at the Recital Hall, Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. $20/general, $10/students. 715-5212, syracusevocalensemble.org.

Aztec Two-Step. Fri. 8 p.m. Notable folk

songwriters return to perform original material and covers of notable duos at May Memorial Unitarian Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. $20. folkus.org.

Big Eyed Phish. Fri. 8 p.m. Rochester-based

Dave Matthews Band tribute returns, plus Ed Balduzzi and the Bon Vivants at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/ door. 422-3511, thewestcotttheater.com.

Boyz II Men. Fri. 8 p.m. Grammy-winning notable 1990s crooners swoon, swing and sway into The Vine, del Lago Resort & Casino, 1133 Route 414, Waterloo. $30, $50, $65, $75, $95.

946-1777, dellagoresort.com.

string strumming Celtic rockers invade the Center for the Arts, 72 S. Main St., Homer. $28/ general, $25/seniors, $23/students, free/veterans, active military and children under 18. (607) 749-4900, (877) 479-ARTS, center4art.org.

Nuclear Ukulele. Sun. 4 p.m. The Sunday

Travis Tritt. Fri. 8 p.m. Longtime country crooner gallops into the Turning Stone Resort and Casino Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $50, $60, $80. (877) 833-SHOW, turningstone.com.

Pitchblack Brass Band. Sat. 10 p.m. Big brass blends with hip-hop beats and rhymes to add up to a great time, plus Formerly Un-Named at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties.

Eisley. Fri. 8 p.m. Texas indie rockers celebrate

Floodwood. Sat. 11 p.m. The regional string band headlines a moe. after party, plus New Daze at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10/advance, $15/door. 422-3511, thewestcotttheater.com.

a soon-to-be released album, plus Civilian and Backwards Dancer at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $12/advance, $15/door. (607) 2753447, thehaunt.com.

Wild Child. Fri. 8 p.m. Seven-piece indie poppers from Texas return to The Dock, 415 Old Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. $12/advance, $15/ door. (607) 319-4214, dansmallspresents.com.

Kellie Pickler. Fri. 9 p.m. American Idol country queen visits, plus Dirtroad Ruckus at Cowboys Saloon, Destiny USA off Hiawatha Blvd. $35/ general, $10/cover for under 21. (954) 241-7935, tickets.completeticketsolutions.com.

After Funk. Fri. 9:30 p.m. Canadian crusaders

of groove venture to downtown Syracuse, plus Intrepid Travelers at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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Music Series features a quartet exhibiting stringed fury at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.com.

Sun. 6 p.m. Indie rockers with infectious melodies, plus Empty Houses, Dryjacket and Ahnest! at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $13/ advance, $15/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Storytellers. Sun. 6-8 p.m. Lead singers go

solo, featuring Kennadee, Ryan Vendetti, Mama G, Corey Paige, Jess Brown and Todd Hobin at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Geoff Berner. Sun. 7 p.m. Singer, writer and

S U N DAY 3/5 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Syracuse Vocal Ensemble. Sun. 3 p.m. The group presents “From Stars to Sea,” folk music from different cultures around the globe at St. David’s Episcopal Church, Fayetteville. $20/ general, $10/students. 715-5212, syracusevocalensemble.org.

accordion squeezer brings his klezmer-infused show to The Dock, 415 Old Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. $8. (607) 319-4214, dansmallspresents. com.

Ricky Skaggs, Bruce Hornsby, Kentucky Thunder. Sun. 7 p.m. Double bill of music at

the Turning Stone Resort & Casino’s Event Center, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $64, $69, $89. (877) 833-SHOW, turningstone.com.

After Funk. Sun. 9 p.m. Upbeat Toronto goodtime band returns to The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $10/advance, $13/door. (607) 2753447, thehaunt.com.

Carnifex. Sat. 5:30 p.m. San Diego death metal

roars into the Syracuse scene, plus Rings of Saturn, Lorna Shore and She Must Burn at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $15/advance, $18/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Spent Grain. Sat. 6 p.m. Local jam rockers take to stage for an early evening show at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

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Atlas. Sat. 7 p.m. Central New York’s hornheavy big band blares loudly for their danceable debut at The Vine, del Lago Resort & Casino, 1133 Route 414, Waterloo. Free. 946-1777, dellagoresort.com.

Enter the Haggis. Sat. 7 p.m. Canadian Celtic rockers and local favorites rekindle their cult following at the Kallet Theater, 4842 Jefferson St., Pulaski. $15. 298-0007, kallettheater.com.

Cale Tyson. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Texas-born classic country songwriter will perform at the Nelson Odeon, 4035 Nelson Road, Nelson. $$22/ advance, $24/door. 655-9193, nelsonodeon. com.

Cherish the Ladies. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The

high-energy performance and storytelling of the Celtic concert will entertain music lovers of all ages at the Mulroy Civic Center’s CrouseHinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $37, $66, $81. 299-5598, experiencesymphoria.org.

Moe. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Following their Sammys

induction and awards-show gig, the upstate jam band is set to perform at the F-Shed, CNY Regional Market, 2100 Park St. $30. 422-3511, creativeconcerts.com.

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Adam Ezra Group. Sat. 8 p.m. Worldly and

active front man brings along his merry band to perform another show at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $12.50/advance, $15/door.

(607) 275-3447, thehaunt.com.

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Ain’t Misbehavin’. Wed. March 1 & Thurs.

7:30 p.m., Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes March 26. Lively musical tribute to the Fats Waller catalog continues the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $20-$53. 443-3275.

Cinderella. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through

March 25. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

Dead Meat. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.;

through March 2. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

Late Nite Catechism. Sat. 2 & 7:30 p.m.,

Riverdance: The Musical. Wed. March 1 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Famous Artists presents the 20th anniversary tour of the dance-fevered Irish hit at the Mulroy Civic Center’s CrouseHinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $35, $50, $65. 424-8210.

The Tomkat Project. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.;

closes March 11. Intriguing comedy about the strained relationships between Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and scientology, presented by Rarely Done Productions at Jazz Central, 441 E. Washington St. $20.

546-3224.

AUDITIONS AND REHEARSALS The Media Unit. Central New York teens

ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

Sun. 2:30 p.m. Parochial school spoofery at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Carrier Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $37. 435-8000.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mark Nanni. (Empire Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 11:30 p.m.

Open Jam w/Mr Monkey. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

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Open Mike. (Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Timmer. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge. (George O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 7 p.m.

Skunk City Soul Food Sundays. Sun. 9 p.m.

Soulful and delicious sounds at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. Free. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

M O N DAY 3/6 Knocked Loose. Mon. 6 p.m. Kentucky hard-

core headlines an evening with moshpit-enticing tunes, plus Harm’s Way, Eternal Sleep, Meth Mouth and West Berlin at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $13/advance, $15/door.

(877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Band Ice Cream. Mon. 8 p.m. Indie rockers

serve up some sweet sounds, plus The Easy and Charlie Burg at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10/advance, $12/door. 422-3511, thewestcotttheater.com.

Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

T U E S DAY 3/ 7

Ke-Nekt Concert. Wed. March 8, 7 p.m. David Fulmer, David LeDoux and Rob Auler trio perform Schubert’s Piano Trio in E Flat, plus other works at Sheldon Hall, SUNY Oswego, 7060 Route 104 Oswego. $15/general, $5/students.

312-2500, oswego.edu.

Jahman Brahman. Wed. March 8, 9 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 3/ 2

Novak & Nanni. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Critz Farms, 3232 Rippleton Road, Cazenovia), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Ed Balduzzi. (Camillus Grill, 72 Main St., Camillus), 7:30 p.m.

Seth Faergolzia. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 10 p.m.

Symphoria Wind Quartet. (Panasci Chapel,

Le Moyne College, 1419 Salt Springs Road), 7:30 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus Trio. (Ferris Wheel, 6 Market

Aaron Velardi. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone

DJ Gary Dunes. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive),

Bartoonz. (Cicero American Legion, 5575

DJ Skeet, Chris Reiners. (Lava Nightclub,

Ben Borkowski & Friends. (Two Goats Brew-

Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone

Better Than Bowling. (Ridge Tavern, 1281

Jillian Leigh. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pen-

Billionaires. (Ring Eyed Pete’s, Vernon Downs

nellville), 7 p.m.

Casino, Vernon), 9 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (TS Steakhouse,

Bomb. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St., Utica), 10 p.m.

Jam rocker notable continues the legacy of Jerry Garcia, plus Los New Yorkers and Dishonest Fiddlers at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20/advance, $25/door. 422-3511, thewestcotttheater.com.

C LU B D AT E S W E D N E S DAY 3/1 Dave Solazzo Duo. (LeMoyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road.), noon.

Djug Django. (Lot 10, 106 S. Cayuga St., Ithaca), 6 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

Atilla. Wed. March 8, 6 p.m. Atlanta hard rock-

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

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46, Westernville), 7 p.m.

Nick Piccininni. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

Melvin Seals & JGB. Wed. March 8, 9 p.m.

12:30 p.m. Setnor School of Music students will perform American, Russian and Scandinavian pieces at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free. civicmorningmusicals.org. ers bring the noise, plus New Years Day, Bad Omens, Cane Hill and Terrorbyte at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $17/advance, $20/door. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com.

Paul Case. (Woods Valley Ski Area, 9100 Route

State St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

Castle Creek. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 8,

Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mike Woodstone. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24

Jammy quartet from Ohio pour on the syrupy grooves, plus ILA at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Diana Jacobs Trio. (Oak & Vine at Springside

W E D N E S DAY 3/8

Open Mike w/Tim Herron. (Shifty’s, 1401

Restaurant, 100 Farrell Road), 7 p.m.

University Ave.), 5 p.m.

John Liebing. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Rob. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400 Seventh North St.), 7 p.m.

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Willow St.), 8 p.m.

St., Oswego), 8:30 p.m.

6 p.m.

Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

Just Joe. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 6 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 6402 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 8201 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Pricker Bush, 3642 Route 77, Oswego), 8 p.m.

Karaoke. (Phoenix American Legion, 9 Oswego River Road, Phoenix), 6:30 p.m.

Karaoke. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Tooleman. (Marcella’s Italian

F R I DAY 3/3 Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

Legionnaire Drive, Cicero), 8:30 p.m. ing, 5027 Route 414, Hector), 4 p.m.

Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 8 p.m.

Brian Mulkerne Band. (Woods Valley Ski Area, 9100 Route 46, Westernville), 7 p.m.

Damdog. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennellville), 9 p.m.

Decree. (Timber Tavern, 7153 State Fair Blvd.), 9 p.m.

DJ Bill T. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 7:30 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Roadhouse 48, 268 Route 48, Fulton), 8 p.m.

Guise. (Western Ranch Motor Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 8 p.m.

Hard Promises. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

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LISTEN, ENJOY, RETURN. TICKETS & MORE INFO: NELSONODEON.COM Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Good Shepherd’s Brewing, 31 Loop Road, Auburn), 7 p.m.

IthaCats Rockabilly Jive. (Boathouse Beer

S AT U R DAY 3/4 Barndogs. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Other Guys from Soundbarrier. (Heart &

Courage Saloon, Yellow Brick Road Casino, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Under the Gun, What About Bob. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennellville), 9 p.m.

Work Related. (Woods Valley Ski Area, 9100

Basic Printer, Quail Turret. (Alto Cinco, 526

PG. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 8201 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 7 p.m.

Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Beadle Brothers. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

Jess Novak Band. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Primetime. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Brass Inc. (Uriah’s, 7990 Oswego Road, Liver-

Ripcords. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow

Craobh Dugan. (Woods Valley Ski Area, 9100

Brian Alexander. (Daikers, 161 Daikers Circle,

Rock Doll. (Captain Jack’s Goodtime Tavern,

DJ Adam Simeon. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren

Skaneateles), 7 p.m.

Brian Bright. (Whiskey Boots, 192 State St.,

Scars N Stripes. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400

Frenay & Lenin. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.),

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7 p.m.

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Lake

Shining Star. (Mangia Italian Grill, 2 Oswego

Garden, 6128 Route 89, Romulus), 7 p.m.

Jamie Notarthomas. (Mangia Italian Grill, 2

Jesse Derringer. (Syracuse Moose Lodge, 1121 Milton Ave.), 7 p.m.

Jim Scala. (Finger Lakes on Tap, 35 Fennell St.,

Westcott St.), 11 p.m.

pool), 9 p.m.

Old Forge), 9:30 p.m.

Auburn), 9 p.m.

St.), 10 p.m.

8505 Greig St., Sodus Point), 8 p.m.

Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Cuomo Inn, 1307 E. Lake Road), 9 p.m.

St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Count Blastula. (Roadhouse 48, 268 Route 48,

Karaoke. (Spinning Wheel, 3784 Thompson

Fulton), 8 p.m.

Steve Laureti. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

Dapper Dan. (Boathouse Beer Garden, 6128 Route 89, Romulus), 7 p.m.

Str8 On. (Tanner Valley Golf, 4040 Tanner Valley Road), 9 p.m.

Decree. (Bombadil’s, 575 Main St., Phoenix),

Strangers. (Ring Eyed Pete’s, Vernon Downs

Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Buffalo’s, 2119 Downer St.

TJ Sacco Band. (Richland Hotel, 243 Main St.

Lee Martin & the House Rockers. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

Dove Creek. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey

Two Hour Delay. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

Leonard James. (Heart & Courage Saloon, Yel-

Generation Gap. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24

Umpteenth Time Band. (Bridge Street Tav-

Letizia & the Z-Band. (Ukrainian National

George Deveny & Bruce Tetley. (Woods

Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Karaoke. (William’s Restaurant, 7275 Route 298, Bridgeport), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Dale. (Village Lanes, 201 E.

low Brick Road Casino, Chittenango), 6 p.m.

Club, 125 Washington St., Auburn), 8 p.m.

Lisa Lee Duo. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Lonesome Dove. (Whiskey Boots, 192 State

St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St.,

Auburn), 9 p.m.

M-Dub, DJay360. (Lava Night Club, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Mick Fury. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort,

Verona), 10 p.m.

McArdell & Westers. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub,

301 W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Greenwood Winery, 6475 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 7 p.m.

Moonshine River Band. (Happy Valley Inn, 1628 Route 69, Parish), 8 p.m.

My So-Called Band. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 6402 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 10 p.m.

PG. (Pasta’s on the Green, 1 Village Blvd. N.,

9 p.m.

Road, Baldwinsville), 9:30 p.m.

Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

State St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Valley Ski Area, 9100 Route 46, Westernville), 2-5 p.m.

Gridley Paige. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort,

Verona), 10 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (12 North Sports Bar, 10125 Mulaney Road, Marcy), 9:30 p.m.

Richland), 9 p.m.

W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

ern, 109 Bridge St., Solvay), 8 p.m.

MONIRAE’S thursday march 2

Jaimie Lee & Adam Just. (Two Goats Brewing, 5027 Route 414, Hector), 8 p.m.

Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 7 p.m.

JP Shaggy. (Crossroads Tavern, 7119 Minoa

jillian Leigh Friday march 3

Bridgeport Road, East Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 8201 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 10 p.m.

Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor

Primetime. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Dale. (Village Lanes, 201 E.

damdog

Karaoke w/DJ Mars. (Singers, 1345 Milton

SATURDAY march 4

Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 7 p.m.

Scopes Monkey Trial, Miss This. (Lot 10, 106

Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Sophie Woods. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Ave.), 6 p.m.

S. Cayuga St., Ithaca), 10 p.m.

Oswego), 7 p.m.

Kevin Barrigar. (Bailiwick Market, 441 Route 5,

TJ Sacco Band. (Mountain View Restaurant,

Elbridge), 6 p.m.

Tiger. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 8201 Oswego

Utica), 10 p.m.

6662 Route 281, Preble), 8 p.m.

Measure. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive), 8 p.m.

Tim Herron & the Great Blue. (Shifty’s, 1401

Michael Crissan. (Euclid Restaurant, 4285

Trumptight315. (Uriah’s, 7990 Oswego Road,

Nothin Town. (Falcon Lanes Tidal Wave Bar, 75 Pulaski St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Under The GUn

Route 31, Clay), 8:30 p.m.

Ontario. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

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Matt Lomeo Band. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St.,

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7 p.m.

DOORS 6:00 PM

Jay Sean, DJay360. (Lava Nightclub, Turning

Joe Driscoll. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 6402

St.), 11 a.m.

Casino, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (Eye Studio Arts, 712 W. Manlius St., East Syracuse), 4:30 p.m.

Jill Smith. (Good Nature Brewing Company, 8 Broad St., Hamilton), 9 p.m.

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Just Joe. (Stinger’s, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manli-

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Howie Bartolo. (Greenwood Winery, 6475

2 Main St., Camillus), 7:30 p.m.

Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 11 a.m.

Open Mike w/Max Puglisi. (Funk N Waffles,

Jazz Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.),

307 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

3-5 p.m.

Joe Whiting & Terry Quill. (Sherwood Inn, 26 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 4 p.m.

Just Joe. (Colloca Estate Winery, 14678 W. Bay Road, Sterling), 3-6 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 3/8 Barry Blumenthal. (LeMoyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road.), noon.

Karaoke w/DJ Chaos. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Djug Django. (Lot 10, 106 S. Cayuga St., Itha-

Ave.), 9 p.m.

ca), 6 p.m.

Los Blancos. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

Walton St.), 12:30 p.m.

University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Lucky Old Sun. (Two Goats Brewing, 5027

JoDog Duo. (Oak & Vine at Springside Inn,

Route 414, Hector), 4 p.m.

6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Midnite Mike & the Bent Blinds. (Woodland Farm Brewery, 6002 Trenton Road, Marcy), 3 p.m.

Ridgeline Duo. (Nest Tavern, 6524 Route 80, Steve Brown & Greg Chako. (Finger Lakes on Tap, 35 Fennell St., Skaneateles), 2 p.m.

Cherry Valley Turnpike, LaFayette), 1 p.m.

Tyler Westcott & Friends. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge. (George

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turnpike), 7 p.m.

T U E S DAY 3/ 7

O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Tim Herron. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

CO M E DY

Guy Torry. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Fri. 7:30 & 9:45

Jim Inman. (Woodland Farm Brewery, 6002 Trenton Road, Marcy), 5 p.m.

Just Joe. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA), 6 p.m.

Karaoke & Open Mike. (Pat’s Bar & Grill, 3898 New Court Ave.), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Major Crush Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Open Jam w/Edgar Pagan, Irv Lyons Jr., Rick Melito. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liverpool), 7:30 p.m.

Improv Drop-In Class. Tues. 6:45 p.m. Syr-

acuse Improv Collective provides biweekly instruction to help a person gain confidence with becoming a better improviser, actor, listener and communicator at Echo Studio, 745 N. Salina St. $10. 430-9027, syracuseimprovcollective.com.

SPORTS

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Fri., Sat. & Wed.

March 8, 7 p.m. The puck-slappers face off against the Hershey Bears (Fri.), the Binghamton Senators (Sat.) and the St. John’s IceCaps (Wed.) at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16, $18, $20. 473-4444.

Syracuse Improv Collective. Fri. 8 p.m. The

4 p.m. The Orange plays Georgia Tech in the home finale at the Carrier Dome, 900 Irving Ave. $31-$125. (888) DOME-TIX.

local improv group presents a show of off-thecuff scene work and comedy, in part a fundraiser for InterFaith Works held at Central New York Playhouse, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd.

E. $10/donation. 430-9027, syracuseimprovcollective.com.

Dr. Dirty. Sat. 8 p.m. The piano-pounding

purveyor of pervy poetry returns with more lewd limericks to the Turning Stone Resort and Exchange St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

Casino Showroom, Thruway ExitHe 33,has Verona.

Handsome R.C. is a 3-year-old American Bulldog mix who loves to play outside! fun Open Mike. (Maxwells, 122 E. Genesee St.), 7 $20, $25.

361-SHOW. chasing snowballs and jumping in the snow.

He loves to show off his tricks sit and shake - in p.m. exchange for treats. This big cutie can’t wait to Paul find his furever adopt R.C. presents at Elia.

Sat. home!

8 p.m.Come Michigan comic Open Mike w/JoeRest Henson. his shtick about growing up in Detroit and Wanderers’ today! (Green Gate Inn,

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p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Energetic comic and actor seen in American History X, Pearl Harbor and more performs at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA. $12/Thurs. & Sun., $17/Fri. & Sat. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone. com.

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8

PET OF THE WEEK R.C.

Wanderer’s Rest

Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri.

Open Jam w/Mr Monkey. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

cuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers, 1345 Milton

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

net Ave.), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Timmer. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syra-

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

noon-4:30 p.m. Come experience the lake cleanup firsthand at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free.

552-9751.

Auburn), 7 p.m.

Joe Sweet & John Kelsey. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

10 a.m. Bring your own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 6993965.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

Open Mike. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St.,

M O N DAY 3/6

North Syracuse Art Group. Every Wed.

Karaoke w/DJ Rob. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400

McArdell & Westers. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Bur-

Tom Barnes. (Beak & Skiff Distillery, 4473

Shaping Sound: After the Curtain. Wed.

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Walton St.), 11:30 p.m.

Road, Madison), 3 p.m.

LEARNING

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Mark Nanni. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

Swamp Divers. (Hotel Solsville, 7243 Valley

Free. 487-1073.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Seventh North St.), 7 p.m.

Apulia Station), 4 p.m.

other observational humor, plus opener Steven Rogers at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $15/advance, $17/door, $10/students. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.org.

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SPECIALS

Syracuse Toastmasters. Every Wed. 8 a.m.

Learn leadership and public speaking qualities in a positive, constructive environment at the Syracuse Tech Garden, 235 Harrison St. goodmorningsyracuse.toastmastersclubs.org.

1 Million Cups. Every Wed. 9 a.m. Learn about

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Come out

and test your brainpan against others. Stingers Pizza, 4500 Pewter Lane, Manlius. Free. 6928100.

March 1, 7:30 p.m. Emmy Award winner Travis Wall and his applauded touring contemporary dance company takes to the stage at the Stanley Theater, 259 Genesee St., Utica. $23-$68.

724-4000, thestanley.org.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 8-10 p.m. Nightly

prizes. The Distillery, 3112 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt.

Free. 449-BEER.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 8-10 p.m. Winning the mental match leaves a bad taste in your opponents’ mouths, plus nightly prizes. Saltine Warrior Sports Pub, 214 W. Water St. Free. 314-7740.

CNY RV & Camping Show. Thurs. noon-9

p.m., Fri. & Sat. 10 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Bring out your inner Cousin Eddie and gawk at one of the largest showings of RVs, campers, equipment and more at the Center of Progress Building, Horticulture Building, Tractor Supply Co. Exhibit Center and Science & Industry Building at the New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $10/adults, free/ages 16 & under. (877) 228-8240, cnyrvshow.com.

Trail Tales. Thurs. 1 p.m. Designed for ages

3 to 5 years of age, enjoy a story read and a themed hike lead by a naturalist at Beaver Lake Nature Center,8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free with nature center admission.

638-2519, events.onondagacountyparks.com.

Sportsmanship Day Symposium. Thurs.

2:20-5:15 p.m. A multidisciplinary conference takes place in conjunction with National Sportsmanship Day in Lanigan Hall, Room 103, SUNY Oswego, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. Free, $1/ parking. 312-2500, oswego.edu.

Jeffrey Mayer. Thurs. 6-7:30 p.m. Join the

associate professor affiliated with the Sue Ann Genet Costume Collection for a lecture in conjunction with the exhibition Art for Every Home at SU Art Galleries, Shaffer Art Building, Syracuse University. Free. 443-4094, suart.syr.edu.

Palace Poetry Group. Thurs. 7 p.m. Ana Cecilia Tafur and Jack Davis share the spotlight and their poetry in this double-billed, multilingual installment, plus open poetry reading to follow at DeWitt Community Library, 3649 Erie Blvd.

E. Free.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brainstorming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

local start-up businesses at Syracuse CoWorks, 201 E. Jefferson St. Free. onemillioncups.com/ syracuse.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Battle of

Esperanto Society Meeting. Every Wed.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Nightly

3:30-4:30 p.m. Enjoy a relaxed conversation, practice and develop your Spanish language skills with Zerbie at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free.

Pre-Riverdance Dinner. Wed. March 1 &

Thurs. 5-7 p.m. Enjoy a delectable dining experience before you step to the Famous Artists show at Sky Armory, 351 S. Clinton St. $25. 4730826, skyarmory.com.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Brain power with DJs-R-Us at Cicero Country Pizza, 8292 Brewerton Road, Cicero. 699-2775.

the brains with DJs-R-Us at Smokey Bones, 4036 Route 31, Liverpool. 652-7824. prizes. Dublin’s, 7990 Oswego Road, Liverpool.

Free. 622-0200.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Nightly

prizes. RFH’s Hide-A-Way, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Show your zest for knowledge and competition, plus nightly prizes. Sitrus on the Hill, 801 University Ave. Free. 475-3000.

Voyages: Book Release Party. Thurs. 7-9

Smartass Trivia. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. Brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave. Free. 399-5700.

p.m. Local poets Gemma Cooper-Novack and Jessica Cuello talk about the themes and concepts of their latest books at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711, artragegallery. org.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Nightly priz-

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Diamond

es. The Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus.

THE GREATER SYRACUSE ANTIQUES EXPO

Sat. March 11 - 9am-5pm & Sun. March 12 - 10am-5pm Admission: Day Pass $7 • Weekend Pass $8 The Horticulture Building, NYS Fairgrounds, Syracuse

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Dave knows the answers at Munjed’s Mediterranean Cafe and Metro Lounge, 505 Westcott St. Free. 425-0366.

Universalist Society, 3800 E. Genesee St. Free.

446-8920, mmuus.org.

town 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 3:45, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m.

Goodbye, Winter Skies. Fri. 7 p.m. Learn

Greenhouse Yoga. Every Sun. 10:30 a.m.;

about the stars, constellations and more as the season slowly shifts into spring at Baltimore Woods, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $9/ non-members. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.edu.

through March 12. Bring your own mat and let Heidi Noce guide a Vinyasa Flow style class at Carol Watson Greenhouse, 2980 Sentinel Heights Road, LaFayette. $10. 677-0286, carolwatsongreenhouse.com.

A Dog’s Purpose. A Golden Retriever (voice

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7-9 p.m. Nightly prizes.

Syracuse Parade Fundraiser. Sun. noon-5

Fifty Shades Darker. Dakota Johnson and

The Founder. Wed. March 1 & Thurs. 7:15 p.m.

Get Out. Writer-director Jordan Peele’s new

I Am Not Your Negro. Wed. March 1 & Thurs.

Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave., Solvay. Free.

487-9890.

Pancake Breakfast. Every Sat. 9 a.m.-noon;

through March. First come, first served at this weekly flapjack feast held in conjunction with maple syrup programming at Beaver Lake Nature Center,8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $3-$5/person, depending on appetite.

638-2519, events.onondagacountyparks.com.

Maple Syrup Time. Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun.

1-4 pm. Visit six stations and learn about the maple syrup process in New York state at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free with nature center admission. 638-2519, events.onondagacountyparks. com.

Shamrock Run. Sat. 10 a.m. fun run, 11 a.m.

race. For 12 years and running, enjoy the brisk and hilly four-mile race around the green neighborhood, beginning near the rink at Burnet Park, Burnet Park Drive & Coleridge Avenue. $30/advance, $40/Sat., $5/fun run. Tipphillrun. com.

Yoga with heART. Sat. 10:30 a.m. Enjoy a

morning of alignment-based yoga led by Dara Harper and surrounded by the Angela Fraleigh exhibition at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $15; free/first-time drop-ins. 474-6064, everson.org.

Youth Art Classes: Painting & Printing.

Every Sat. 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; through March.

Learn and practice techniques in conjunction with the Bradley Walker Tomlin exhibit at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $85. 4746064, everson.org.

How to Decorate with Succulents. Sat. 11

a.m. Green thumbs or brown thumbs welcomed to learn how to create unique flora decorations for tables or shelves at Carol Watson Greenhouse, 2980 Sentinel Heights Road, LaFayette. $7.50/person, plus materials fee depending on size. 677-0286, carolwatsongreenhouse.com.

Maiden: Women’s Workshop Series. Sat.

& Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Barlume Apothecary presents a two-day workshop regarding women’s health and hormone balance with consideration to moon cycles at 20-East, 4157 Midstate Lane, Cazenovia. $175. (610) 405-3444, barlumeapothecary.com.

Carol Faulkner. Sat. noon-1 p.m. Syracuse

University professor talks about Lucretia Mott and the historic Seneca Falls Convention at Women’s Rights National Historical Park, 136 Fall St., Seneca Falls. Free. 568-2991, nps.gov/ wori/index.htm.

Soraida Martinez. Sat. 2-4 p.m. Artist recep-

tion for the upcoming exhibit that explores racism and sexism in America at at Women’s Rights National Historical Park, 136 Fall St., Seneca Falls. Free. 568-2991, nps.gov/wori/index.htm.

Dr. Robin Kimmerer. Sun. 10:30 a.m.-noon.

Author and professor talks about climate justice, presentation and service to celebrate Rev. Samuel J. May at May Memorial Unitarian

p.m. Enjoy a great Irish good time in an effort to raise money for the Syracuse St. Patrick’s Day Parade committee at Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St. $10/donation. syracuseparade.org.

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Silent Meditation. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Mum’s the word at Thekchen Choling Temple, 128 N. Warren St. Free. 682-0702, thek.us.

Homeschool Adventures: Forest Ecology.

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Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 p.m. More brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

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Nature’s Little Explorers. Wed. March 8,

10-11 a.m.; through April 13. Ages 3 to 5 enjoy a Wednesday or Thursday weekly program; this week’s topic is about snowfleas, stoneflies and spiders at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $50. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org.

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by Josh Gad) reveals insights about his tail-wagging life in this family-friendly outing.

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Jamie Dornan return for more sadomasochistic pleasures in this follow-up. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:25, 3:50 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:50 p.m. satirical splatter flick. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:35, 4:10 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:25 p.m.

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March 8, 12 & 2 p.m. Blast off with this large-format adventure. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Logan. Hugh Jackman’s last stand as Wolverine

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in this R-rated version of the Marvel Comics superhero. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 12, 3:20, 6:40 & 10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:20 & 7:40 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:50, 7:10 & 10:30 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Screen 1: 12:15, 3:30 & 6:45 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10 p.m. Screen 2: 12:45, 4 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:30 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m.

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Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 4 p.m.

Moana. Dwayne Johnson lends his pipes to the new Disney cartoon musical. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 4 p.m.

Annual March Madness large-format screenings featuring the hoops star at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Moonlight. Ambitious character study of a

Silkwood. Fri. 1 & 7 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m., Wed.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-

in an intimate sci-fi adventure. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 8:55 p.m.

Join curator David Prince as he talks about the permanent collection at SU Art Galleries, Shaffer Art Building, Syracuse University. Free. 4434094, suart.syr.edu.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

4 p.m.; through March, weather permitting.

The park is open for anyone older than age 5.

Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/ session; $35/monthly pass; $125/season pass.

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FILM S TA R TS FR I DAY F I L MS, T HEAT ER S A N D T IM E S S UBJ EC T TO CHA N GE. Before I Fall. Zoey Deutch as a young teen

who must find out who killed her. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1, 4:30 & 7:45 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:20 p.m. Shopping-

young man from adolescence to adulthood. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:20, 3:40 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:45 p.m.

Passengers. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Rock Dog. Luke Wilson and Lewis Black lend

their voices to this cartoon. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:10, 4:40 & 7:25 p.m.

Late show Fri. & Sat.: 9:35 p.m.

The Shack. Sam Worthington and Tim McGraw in a faith-based flick. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 3:30, 6:40 & 9:50 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:45, 4 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:30 p.m.

Sing. Matthew McConaughey and Reese Witherspoon lend their voices to this cartoon musical. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 6:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 11 a.m. & 1:30 p.m.

March 8, 7 p.m. Meryl Streep goes nuclear in director Mike Nichols’ still timely drama.

Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

Toni Erdmann. Fri. 3:30 & 7:30 p.m., Sat. 3:30 & 7 p.m., Sun. 12:30 & 3:45 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 8, 7 p.m.; closes March 9. German satire of corporate business with a bizarre father-daughter relationship at its core. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

The Ultimate Wave: Tahiti. Wed. March 1-Fri., Sun. & Wed. March 8, 4 p.m. Surf’s up for this large-format adventure. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Will Eisner: Portrait of a Sequential Artist.

Tues. 7 p.m. Documentary on the great comic book artist behind The Spirit. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. Free. 253-6669.

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Notice is hereby given that an Order entered by the Supreme Court, Onondaga County, on the 22nd day of February, 2017, bearing Index Number 16-1319, a copy of which may be examined at the office of the clerk, located at the Onondaga County Courthouse, Syracuse, NY, in room number 200, grants me the right to assume the name of Omar Mostafa Khalafalla. The city and state of my present address are Syracuse, New York; the month and year of my birth are June 2014; the place of my birth is Brooklyn, New York; my

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Notice of Formation of 400 Broadview Enterprises LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/25/2017. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of 67 GROTON, LLC— Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 2/02/17. Office location: Cortland County.

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Notice of Formation of 75 Groton Ave., LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/08/2017.

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Notice of Formation of a Limited Liability Company (LLC): Name: TAL TUTORS LLC, Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 01/01/2017. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of process to: C/O TAL TUTORS LLC. 108 Burten Street, Syracuse, NY 13210.

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Notice of Formation of Apex East LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/19/2017.

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SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 186 Spaulding Ave., Syracuse, NY 13205.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Bark Avenue Doggy Day Care & Grooming Spa LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/14/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to : C/O Bark Avenue Doggy Day Care & Grooming Spa LLC, 111 Sunset Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13208. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of BDW Enterprises, LLC. Articles of Organization

were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/17/17.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1555 Ridge Rd., Fabius, NY 13063. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Brighton Hill Office Park, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on December 27, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to Richard L. Cramer, 1746 Meeker Hill Road, LaFayette, NY 13064. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Camp Cedar Spring, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/17/17.

Office location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to the principal business address: Harlan LaVine Real Estate, Inc., 117 S. State St., Syracuse, NY 13202, regd. agent upon whom process may be served.

Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Cardboard Otaku, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 01/13/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4 Bilmar Cir, Camillus NY 13031.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

purpose.

Notice of Formation of DeFio LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/31/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 113 Kimber Ave., Syracuse, NY 13207.

Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Diversified Dairy Services, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/17/2017.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3916 Kennedy Rd., Nedrow, NY 13120. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

NOTICE OF FORMATION of Elevenpress Studios LLC. Art. of Org. filed with NY Secretary of State (SSNY) 02/21/ 2017. Office location: Onondaga County.

SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 210 Breakspear Rd Syracuse, NY 13219.

Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Essential Water Wellness, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/31/17.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4458 Tabitha Creek, Syracuse, NY 13215.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of CNY AIM IPA, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/25/17.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 301 Prospect Ave., Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Fair Essentials LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 01/26/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1720 Rabbit Lane Phoenix, NY 13135. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of CWTS, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with SSNY on 12/29/16.

Office located in Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 63 Ely Dr, Fayetteville, NY 13066.

Purpose is any lawful

Notice of Formation of FULLER TRASH, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 1/31/17. Office location: Cortland County.

Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Sec-

retary of State of New York shall mail process to 443 Sears Road, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

Notice of Formation of Fusion Advertising NY, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/26/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 429 E. Ellis St. E. Syracuse, NY 13057.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of H.B.I.C. Declutter, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/27/17.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Danielle Dunlap. 208 Grant Blvd., Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Happy Tails Dog Walking, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/13/17.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to c/o US Corporation Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228.

Notice of Formation of Harborbrook Apartments, L.P. Certificate filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/13/2017. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LP upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LP, c/o Christopher Community, Inc., 990 James St., Syracuse, NY 13203. Name/address of each genl. ptr. available from SSNY. Term: until 1/1/2116. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of ILLIMITABLE ENTERTAINMENT LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/03/2017.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga, SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 115 Davis Street, First Floor, Syracuse, NY 13204.

Purpose is any lawful acts or activities for which limited liability companies may be formed in accordance with s 201 of the New York Limited Liability Company Law. Notice of Formation of Isaac Budmen Industries, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on Jan. 20, 2017.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Ferrara Fiorenza PC, Attn: Donald Budmen, Esq., 5010 Campuswood Drive, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of JG Lawn & Snow LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 10/24/2016.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1261 Apulia Rd, LaFayette, NY 13084. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of LEAK Property Holdings, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/23/17.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 8002 Evesborough Dr., Clay, NY 13041. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Live Oak Films, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 12/30/16.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to : The LLC, 156 Hastings Place, Syracuse, NY 13206.

Purpose: any lawful act or activity.

Notice of Formation of Lynn D’Elia Temes & Stanczyk LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/2/2017. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202.

Purpose: practice of law and any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Ma & Pa’s Snacks, LLC.

Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on December 15, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6888 Peck Rd. Syracuse, NY 13209.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Magnumopus Technologies LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/14/2016.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5608 Muscovy Ln. Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of MI CASITA, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/18/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 68 Caton Drive, Apt. 72B, Syracuse, NY 13214. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Morgan Meile Landscapes, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 01/17/2017.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5869 Syellium Dr Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of MZM Tech Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/23/17. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 308 Colfax Ave, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of N.A.B. Motor Company, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/21/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to Matthew Nabinger, 384 N. Midler Ave. Ste. 209, Syracuse NY 13206. Purpose is

any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Neatify, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/10/2017.

Office is located in the County of Onondaga.

SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to 212 Old Liverpool Road, Apt. 8-8, Liverpool, NY 13088.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Prayanak LLC, Art of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 02/07 /2017 Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process: 12 Wexford Road, Syracuse, NY 13214 Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Preventive Family Healthcare NP, PLLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/1/2017.

Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of PLLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 247 E. Main Street, Elbridge, NY 13060. Purpose: practice of nurse practitioner in family health and any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Right Fist Holdings, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/21/17.

Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 104 Sudbury Drive, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose: any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of Sophie Tashkovski Yoga LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/17/2017. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Sophie Tashkovski, 1 Sparrow Lane, Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Syracuse Property Group, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) of 12/9/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

SSNY shall mail copy of

process to 526 Plum St. Apt. 103, Syracuse, NY 13204. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Syrreal Auto, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 9/9/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 1130 West Genesee Street, Syracuse, NY, 13204. Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Tatra Services, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/22/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Marta Chmielwski, 7178 Plainville Rd., Memphis, NY 13112.

Purpose is any lawful purpose.

designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to: HUGH C. GREGG II ESQ., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose, any lawful activity.

dress: 309 N. Water St., Suite 500, Milwaukee, WI 53202, Attn: Jill M. Marinello. Cert. of Org. filed with Administrator, WI Dept. of Financial Institutions, 201 W. Washington Ave., Madison, WI 53703. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

Notice of Qualification of DOC-4000 Medical Center Drive MOB, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 12/20/16. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in WI on 10/25/16. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to the WI and principal business ad-

Notice of Qualification of DOC-5100 West Taft Road MOB, LLC. Authority filed with NY Dept. of State on 12/20/16. Office location: Onondaga County. LLC organized in WI on 10/25/16. NY Sec. of State designated agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to the WI and principal business ad-

dress: 309 N. Water St., Suite 500, Milwaukee, WI 53202, Attn: Jill M. Marinello. Cert. of Org. filed with Administrator, WI Dept. of Financial Institutions, 201 W. Washington Ave., Madison, WI 53703. Purpose: all lawful purposes.

WangFamily Asset Management LLC. Art. of Org. filed w/ SSNY 12/27/16. Office in Onondaga Co. SSNY designated for service of process and shall mail to Reg. Agent: Legalinc Corp Services Inc, 1967 Wehrle Dr Ste 1-086, Buffalo, NY 14221.

Purpose: Any lawful activity.

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will have earned the title of Master Composter no later than March 26. Not necessarily because you will have packed your food scraps, wilted flowers, coffee grounds and shredded newspapers in, say, a deluxe dual-chamber tumbling compost bin. But rather because you will have dealt efficiently with the rotting emotions, tattered habits, decrepit melodramas and trivial nonsense that has accumulated; you will have worked hard to transform all that crap into metaphorical fertilizer for your future growth. Time to get started!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) It’s a good time for you to wield your emotional intelligence with leadership and flair. The people you care about need more of your sensitive influence.

Any posse or tribe you’re part of will benefit from your thoughtful intervention. So get out there and build up the group morale, Taurus.

Assert your healing ideals with panache. Tamp down the insidious power of peer pressure and fashionable nonsense. You have a mandate to wake up sleepy allies and activate the dormant potential of collective efforts.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) If you were ever in your life going to be awarded an honorary PhD from a top university, it would happen in the next few weeks. If there were even a remote possibility that you would someday be given one of those MacArthur Fellowship “genius” grants, now would be the time. Likewise if you had any hopes of being selected as one of “The World’s Sexiest Chameleons” or “The Fastest, Sweetest Talkers on Earth” or “The Planet’s Most Virtuoso Vacillators,” the moment has arrived. And even if none of those things happen, I’m still pretty sure that your reputation and status will be on the rise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) You’re wandering

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raising my daughter. She turned out to be a thoughtful, intelligent adult with high integrity and interesting skills. But I’m not sure my parenting would have been as effective if I’d had more kids. I discussed this issue with Nathan, a guy I know. His six offspring are all grown up, too. “How did you do it?” I asked him. “Having just one child was a challenging job for me.”

“I’ll tell you my secret,” Nathan told me. “I’m a bad father. I didn’t work very hard on raising my kids. And now they never let me forget it.”

In the coming weeks and months, Leo, I recommend that you pursue my approach in your chosen field, not Nathan’s. Aim for high-quality intensity rather than scattershot quantity.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In her poem “Not Anyone Who Says,” Virgo writer Mary Oliver looks down on people who declare, “I’m going to be careful and smart in matters of love.” She disparages the passion of anyone who asserts, “I’m going to choose slowly.” Instead she champions those who are “chosen by something invisible and powerful and uncontrollable and beautiful and possibly even unsuitable.” Here’s my response: Her preferred formula sounds glamorous and dramatic and romantic -- especially the powerful and beautiful part. But in practice it rarely works out well -- maybe just 10 percent of the time -- mostly because of the uncontrollable and unsuitable part. And now is not one of those times for you, Virgo. Be careful and smart in matters of love, and choose slowly.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The poet Rainer

Maria Rilke bemoaned the fact that so many of us “squander our sorrows.” Out of self-pity or lazy self-indulgence, we wallow in memories of experiences that didn’t turn out the way we wished they would have. We paralyze ourselves with repetitions of depleting thoughts. Here’s an alternative to that approach: We could use our sadness and frustrations to transform ourselves. We could treat them as fuel to motivate our escape from what doesn’t work, to inspire our determination to rise above what demoralizes and demeans us. I mention this, Libra, because now is an excellent time to do exactly that.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It’s time for the Bliss Blitz, a new holiday just for you Scorpios.

To celebrate it properly, get as buoyant as you dare; be greedy for euphoria; launch a sacred quest for pleasure. Ah, but here’s the big question: Can you handle this much relief and release? Are you strong enough to open yourself to massive outbreaks of educational delight and natural highs? Some of you may not be prepared. You may prefer to remain ensconced in your protective sheath of cool cynicism. But if you think you can bear the shock of unprecedented exaltation and jubilation, then go ahead and risk it. Experiment with the unruly happiness of the Bliss Blitz.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) In his book The Horologicon, Mark Forsyth gathered “obscure but necessary” words that he dug out of old dictionaries. One of his discoveries is a perfect fit for you right now. It’s “snudge,” a verb that means to walk around with a pensive look on your face, appearing to be busy or in the midst of productive activity, when in fact you’re just goofing off. I recommend it for two reasons: 1. It’s important for your mental and physical health that you do a lot of nothing; that you bless yourself with a healing supply of refreshing emptiness. 2. It’s important for your mental and physical health that you do this on the sly as much as possible; that you avoid being judged or criticized for it by others.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) I wish your breakfast cereal came in boxes decorated with Matisse and Picasso paintings. I wish songbirds would greet you each morning with sweet tunes. I wish you’d see that you have more power than you realize. I wish you knew how uniquely beautiful you are. I wish you’d get intoxicated with the small miracles that are happening all around you. I wish that when you made a bold move to improve your life, everyone greeted it with curiosity and excitement.

And I wish you would let your imagination go half-wild with fascinating fantasies during this, the Capricorn wishing season.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “You’re a differ-

ent human being to everybody you meet,” says novelist Chuck Palahniuk. Now is an excellent time to contemplate the intricacies and implications of that amazing truth -- and start taking better advantage of how much freedom it gives you. Say the following statements out loud and see how they feel: 1. “My identity isn’t as narrowly circumscribed as I think it is.” 2. “I know at least 200 people, so there must be at least 200 facets to my character.” 3. “I am too complicated to be completely comprehended by any one person.” 4. “Consistency is overrated.”

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Your immediate

future is too good to be true. Or at least that’s what you, with your famous self-doubt, might be inclined to believe if I told you the truth about the favorable developments that are in the works. Therefore, I have come up with some fake anxieties to keep your worry reflex engaged so it won’t sabotage the real goodies.

Beware of dirty limericks and invisible ladders and upside-down rainbows and psychic bunny rabbits. Be on guard against accountants wearing boxing gloves and clowns singing Broadway show tunes in runaway shopping carts and celebrities telling you classified secrets in your dreams.

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