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NEWS WEIRD By Chuck Shepherd

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Curses, Foiled Again

Alvin Neal, 56, is merely the most recent bank robber to begin the robbery sequence at a Wells Fargo branch in San Diego after identifying himself to a teller by swiping his ATM card through a machine at the counter. He was sentenced in January.

Month of the Living Dead

Illinois has problems: a $130 billion unfunded pension crisis, 19 months without a budget, the lowest credit rating and highest property taxes in the country, and the murder rate in Chicago. However, at least the state house of representatives is not standing by idly. In February, it moved to designate October 2017 as Zombie Preparedness Month, adding “zombie invasion” to the list of mobilizations for any natural disaster and urging residents to stockpile food and supplies for up to 72 hours.

Suspicions Confirmed

Despite California’s 2015 law aimed at improving the fairness of its redlight cameras, the city of Fremont (pop. 214,000, just north of San Jose) reported earning an additional $190,000 more each month last year by shortening the yellow light by two-thirds of a second at just two intersections. Tickets went up 445 percent at one and 883 percent at the other. In November 2016, for “undisclosed reasons,” the city raised the speed limit on the street slightly, “allowing” it to reinstate the old 0.7-second-longer yellow light.

Politics as Usual

Priests Gone Bad

Prominent Tallahassee, Fla., pastor O. Jermaine Simmons, a community leader who ministers to the homeless and downtrodden, was rescued by police on Jan. 17, naked and hiding behind a fence after making a run for it when the husband of his mistress found the two in bed. The husband, screaming, “I’m gonna kill him,” ran for his handgun, and the mistress summoned police, but by Jan. 30, all involved had declined to press charges. Simmons, married with a son, is highly regarded for good deeds such as running a “cold night” shelter. The decidedly uncelibate Catholic priest Don Andrea Contin, 48, of Padua, Italy, was accused by three women in December of having as many as 30 different lovers over the years, organizing “orgies” on church property, visiting a “swingers’” resort in France several times, making pornographic home videos of his trysts, “encouraging” one woman to have sex with a horse and “always” carrying a briefcase full of vibrators, sex toys and bondage equipment. Contin has not yet been charged with a crime but, said a Catholic official, is “finished” as a priest. (Bonus: The boxes for his home videos were labeled by the names of popes.)

Passing Parade

On Jan. 30, as police, with a search warrant, approached the front door of child-porn-possessing suspect Brian Ayers, 57, they spotted him inside, hatchet

February to having hoarded deliverable U.S. mail as far back as 2000.

in hand, pounding away at his tablet computer. Ayers, of Florence, N.J., was free at the time, pending sentencing in another New Jersey court on earlier counts of distributing child porn.

Fruits of Research

A National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration “bioacoustic research” team recently reported recording and listening to about 2 million underwater sounds made over a four-month period by various species of dolphins (“whistles,” echolocation “clicks,” and “burst pulses”) and can, they believe, distinguish the sounds to match them to a particular dolphin species, among the five most prevalent, with 84 percent accuracy. The team built a computer algorithm to also make estimating dolphin populations much easier.

Exploiting Villains

In February, two teams of South Korean researchers announced cancer-fighting breakthroughs by taking lessons from how two of medicine’s most vexing, destructive organisms — diarrhea-causing salmonella bacteria and the rabies virus — can access often-unconquerable cancer cells. In journal articles, biologist

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Jung-joon Min of Chonnam National University described how his team “weaponized” a cancer-fighting invader cell with salmonella to stir up more-robust immune responses, and nanoparticle expert Yu Seok Youn’s Sungkyunkwan University team coated immunizing cells with the rabies protein (since the rabies virus is remarkably successful at invading healthy cells) to reach brain tumors.

Small-Town Justice

The ex-wife of Deputy Sheriff Corey King of Washington County, Ga. (largest town: Sandersville, pop. 5,900), filed a federal lawsuit in January against King after he arrested her for the “crime” of making a snarky comment about him on Facebook about his failure to bring the couple’s children their medicine. King allegedly conspired with a friendly local magistrate on the arrest, and although the prosecutor refused the case, King warned the ex-wife that he would still re-arrest her if she made “the mistake of going to Facebook with your little (excrement). . . to fuss about.”

Mailbox Blues

Former postal worker Gary Collins, 53, of Forest City, N.C., pleaded guilty in

Lawyers for former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. have convinced federal officials that his bipolar disorder was “caused” by the stress of being a congressman and thus that he is entitled to “total disability” worker compensation for an “on-the-job” injury — and thus to about $100,000 a year, tax-free, according to a February Chicago Tribune report. Jackson, 51, also receives Social Security disability payments. Lawyers said his disorder, often attributed to genetic factors, surfaced during an investigation into Jackson’s looting of his campaign treasury for luxury goods and vacations, charges eventually settled with a guilty plea. Jackson dated his onset to June 2012, meaning that his last 72 House votes came while “totally” disabled.

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“Fecal transplants,” replacing a sick person’s gut bacteria with those of a healthier one, are now almost routine treatments for patients with violent abdominal attacks of C. diff bacteria, but University of California researcher Chris Callewaert says the concept also works for people with particularly stinky armpits. Testing identical twins — one odoriferous, the other not — the researcher, controlling for diet and other variables, “cured” the smelly one by swabbing his pit daily with the sweat of the better-smelling twin. The Callewaert team told a recent conference that they were working on a more “general” brew of bacteria that might help out anyone with sour armpits.

How The West Was Lost

Stephen Reed, the former mayor of Harrisburg, Pa., pleaded guilty on the eve of his January trial on corruption counts

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stemming from the approximately 10,000 items of “Wild West” and “Americana” artifacts worth around $8 million that he had bought with public funds during 28 years in office. For some reason, he had a single-minded obsession with creating a local all-things-cowboy museum, and had purchased such items as a stagecoach, stagecoach harnesses, a “Billy the Kid” wanted poster, a wagon wheel and a totem pole. Somehow, he explained, as he was leaving office after being voted out in 2009, the items he had purchased — theoretically, “on behalf of” Harrisburg — had migrated into his personal belongings.

Afternoon Delight

A councilman in Overtornea, Sweden, introduced a bill (a “motion”) that workers be given paid “sex breaks” during the business day in order to improve well-being and, thus, job performance. The primary beneficiaries would be married, fertile couples, but all workers would receive the benefit. And employers, said Councillor Per-Erik Muskos, would have to “trust” their employees because some surely would “cheat” — by not having sex!

Hooks, Lines and Sinkers

Anglers fighting to preserve choice spots on the fishing pier on Sebastian Inlet, north of Vero Beach, Fla., have taken to tossing lead weights and other items at “competitors,” especially those who approach the pier to fish directly from their boats. Such territory marking by the “piersters” includes, according to a February report in Florida Today, perhaps a version of classic mammal behavior, like strategic urination and hurling their feces at the waterborne invaders.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

“Life’s full of peaks and valleys, man,” Californian Georgiy Karpekin told a reporter, but Jan. 18 seemed all valley. Karpekin has both a pickup truck and a car, and as he was leaving Sacramento City College that day during violent storms, a falling tree crushed the truck. When he got home, he learned that the same storm had taken down another tree — on top of his car. Karpekin, insured and uninjured, called himself “the luckiest guy.”

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Members of the Lightsabers Dueling Club mix it up at the Holiday Inn. All survived.

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HOP ON POP CULTURE COSPLAYERS Before we get too far into this week’s topic, I want to make it clear that I am not one of them. Yes, I have my own Winniethe-Pooh suit and my own Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz) pinafore with accompanying pigtail wig. If you’re inclined to do background checks, I’ll save you the trouble: I once — and only once — paraded about Chittenango as a super-sized Munchkin. I’ve also appeared before children as a potato, a faux elephant and many years ago, when I was still green, I wore a banana suit to a strawberry festival. But there’s a critical difference between me and those who dress up as Batman, Spider-Man and other pop culture characters and attend these things called “comic-cons.” See, I only wear costumes when I lose a bet or I’m desperate for a column idea. By contrast, costuming means so much more for the people I encountered at the Syra Con Comic and Pop Culture Convention at the Liverpool Holiday Inn on March 19. Some described it as a mini-vacation from a world gone mad. Some described it as a mini-vacation from themselves.

“You wouldn’t know from seeing me that I’m black,” enthused Nick Morman, 24. “You would know that I’m just Spider-Man. You get a day to be not you, and it’s awesome.” It was tempting to break the news to Nick that he was still Nick — just Nick in a homemade Spider-Man suit — but that would have killed the magic. After all, we’re talking about a cosplayer so devoted that only the night before he helped his grandmother find her sewing machine so she could make his mask. We may never know how many innocent lives Grandma saved with her speedy seamstressing. An indebted nation thanks you both. My understanding of cosplaying was further enriched by a young woman named Desirae. She explained that she was dressed as Claire Redfield from Resident Evil — Code: Veronica. I had no idea what she was talking about. “Claire has her own game in Code: Veronica,” explained Desirae, a technician at Valvoline in Rome. “She is kind, caring and she makes sure nobody gets hurt and stuff. She was looking for her brother. She got captured and put on an island and she had to escape from the island with a guy

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named Steve. They ended up in Antarctica in a laboratory and her brother came to rescue her. It’s pretty crazy.” Well then. There were a few strained interactions as I worked the hall. At one point I approached a 20-something wearing red shoes and a two-tone quilted hoodie with a weird symbol on the front. “What character are you?” I asked. “I didn’t dress up as anybody,” he said. Awkward! Another time I complimented a teenage girl on her costume. She was dressed in gender-bending fashion as Draco Malfoy, the Harry Potter character. I guess I was just trying to boost her spirits after she confided to me that Draco’s father is a Death Eater, which kinda sucks. “It’s an eye-catching outfit,” I said. “Did it take you a while to put it together?” “No,” she said, fixing me with a penetrating stare. “It really didn’t.” I moved on. But those were exceptions. All in all, the cosplayers were a genial bunch, so much so that I found myself almost — repeat: almost — envying them for their playful, uninhibited ways. Even Darth Vader was feeling it. “Geeks have so much more fun,” Darth crowed.

The whimsy continued as several dozen cosplayers competed for cash and prizes before an esteemed judging panel consisting of celebrated comic book illustrator Joe Orsak. former Klingon General Martok (J.G. Hertzler) and Western New York’s most famous Playboy centerfold model (Penny Baker), who also appeared in a 1986 episode of The Twilight Zone. First-place winners in the men’s, women’s and children’s categories received $50. Nine-month-old Helen Ada, as Baby Princess Leia, was voted Best Kid and pocketed another $50 as “The People’s Choice.” I’ll confess to a twinge of jealousy when a Central Square teen, Haden Johnson, dressed as Ruby Rose, whoever that is, won second place and claimed the Avengers waffle maker as her prize. Like, seriously, if you’re already packing a high-caliber sniper scythe, an Avengers waffle maker strikes me as overkill. Then again, what do I know? The only superhero I feel a kinship with is Elective Surgery Man, who was killed off by Marvel before the first issue hit the stands. Maybe I should have worn my Pooh suit, after all, and entered the contest, but I’m over it. Our kitchen cabinets are jammed with useless appliances anyway. Besides, what Syra Con was really about was making new friends and reconnecting with old ones, all with a higher purpose in mind. As John Ashton Cartin of Elmira, aka Batman, put it: “I may not be fighting crime, but I’m fighting something. I’m not sure what.” Holy Unclear Objective, Batman! You better solve this riddle soon: An even bigger cosplay event, the Salt City Comic-Con, hits the Pirro Convention Center on June 24 and 25. SNT

THINGS THAT MATTER By Luke Parsnow

NEW YORK’S WATER INFRASTRUCTURE WOES Remember when everyone was talking nonstop about the water crisis in Flint, Mich.? Presidential candidates campaigned there a year ago during the primaries, outraged that its residents were being poisoned by lead-tainted water. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders even had a debate there. Well, the candidates have gone, the elections are over, and no one is talking about Flint nonstop. That doesn’t mean the crisis has passed. In the city 70 miles from Detroit, an estimated 100,000 people, many of them children, were exposed to high levels of lead in their drinking water. Concerns about lead poisoning were brought up several times to city and state government officials and they essentially ignored them. As a result, the water has created battles: both for litigation and for life. Lee-Anne Walters’ 5-year-old twin boys, who drank water tainted with lead, have been experiencing development problems, particularly with their memories. They can’t remember their colors or their ABCs. Their mother told CNN that the boys, barely old enough to comprehend the joys of life, have already asked her questions like “Are we going to die? Can the doctor fix us? Is there medicine?” While the water lead levels in Flint are now within safe limits, the city’s mayor announced last week it will be another two years until officials can recommend residents drink their tap water without filters. Two years.

What does that say about us? In the most advanced country on Earth, with all of the great accomplishments we’ve made in our history, something as simple as the safety of water — the stuff we drink, cook with and bathe in — is in some places on par with that of third world countries. Still more frightening is that we know the situation in Flint points to a host of clean water and water systems issues nationwide. It’s happening in other cities. It’s happening right here in New York. In January, state health and education departments for the first time released statewide data with results of lead tests in school water, mandated by a new state law. About 14 percent of water outlets in schools outside of New York City had more than 15 parts per billion of lead in them, which is the federal safety limit. Water safety in New York state became an explosive issue following the events that have come out of the village of Hoosick Falls and the town of Petersburgh, both about 30 miles northeast of Albany. In 2014, a former village trustee discovered in the water system elevated levels of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA), a chemical used in the manufacture of household products since the 1940s. PFOA, used in nearby factories, has seeped into the groundwater. Ingestion of PFOA has been linked to cancer and other health problems. As with Flint, the government essentially ignored the findings. Documents found that Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s administration actively dismissed the EPA’s dire warn-

ings about the water toxicity and waited more than a year to take action to protect residents despite knowing that PFOA levels exceeded safety measures. An investigation of the government’s handling of those incidents is ongoing. While not related to lead, the situation in Hoosick Falls just adds another problem for our water: contamination not just from old pipes but from the soil. After Flint got the nation’s attention and after Hoosick Falls became an embarrassment for the state, sincere efforts are finally on the table for a massive overhaul of our water infrastructure in New York, and not just because of unsafe drinking water. It’s something we simply cannot wait any longer to do. Many pipes that run through our state were installed in the 1930s or earlier. Indeed, in nearby Philadelphia, some pipes are still being used that were put in the ground before the Civil War. In January, Gov. Cuomo proposed the $2 billion Clean Water Infrastructure Act as part of his executive budget. The proposal includes installing advanced treatment and filtration systems, replacing lead service lines in low-income communities, upgrading aging wastewater treatment plants, and new measures to help prevent contaminants from getting into ground water, and a more rapid cleanup process if they do. Senate Republicans announced last

week they want to spend up to $8 billion on clean water projects. It doesn’t take much thought to realize that amount is not going to be enough. State officials estimate it would actually cost around $80 billion over the next few years. Syracuse officials estimate they’ll need $726 million alone to fix 550 miles of pipes, and the city has about 15,000 lead pipes. Plus, this is coming from the same government that sat on its hands in Hoosick Falls. And this is the same governor who turned down Syracuse Mayor Stephanie Miner’s request two years ago for aid in fixing old water infrastructure, the same governor who told Syracuse.com to “show us how you become economically stronger and create jobs. Then you fix your own pipes.” We simply don’t have time for that kind of talk. There’s a reason infrastructure has become a critical issue at the national level. It’s needed now, and local governments can’t bear the costs. The state Legislature should do what is necessary to pass reforms for water infrastructure upgrades this year. Let New York set an example for how to solve a problem stretching across many states. If we further delay or get drowned in a battle over costs, we are going to become a nation of Flints, and we’ll be paying for it in more than just dollars. SNT

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By Matt Michael n the aftermath of the Syracuse University men’s basketball team’s season-ending 85-80 loss to Mississippi in the second round of the NIT March 18 at the Carrier Dome, we can safely say there are only three certainties about next season for SU:

1. The Orange will play better defense, because it can’t get much worse than this season. 2. Next season won’t be Jim Boeheim’s last as SU’s coach. 3. Even if Steph Curry and Kevin Durant decide to finish their college eligibility at Syracuse next season, Boeheim will never, ever say again that he has a talented team. Boeheim, who completed his 41st year at SU, said the loss to Ole Miss was a microcosm of the Orange’s 19-15 season: If Syracuse didn’t shoot well, it didn’t win because it couldn’t stop the other team’s shooters. Ole Miss shot a whopping 46.9 percent from 3-point range (15 for 32), while the Orange couldn’t overcome an 8-for-30 effort from beyond the arc that included misses on its first nine attempts. “We’ve never got out of the mentality that you have in high school where you hope they miss,” Boeheim said. “You have to get up and you have to guard the shooters.” Back in the fall, before practice even started, Boeheim made a remark to ESPN that, “This is the best team we’ve had in a long time.” The Orange did finish 10-8 in the ultra-competitive

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Atlantic Coast Conference and defeated three then-top-10 teams, but in the end it wasn’t even the best NIT team that SU has had in a long time. “I tried to be optimistic, which you can’t do because people like you (in the media) and other people always go back,” Boeheim said. “I’ve already corrected that 10 times. On paper, looking at what we had coming in, it looked like we had more talent than we’ve had in a while. That’s exactly what I said. Not in Syracuse basketball history; in a while. And after we started playing, I saw right away that we don’t have that kind of a team. “I made a mistake,” Boeheim added. “I could have the Golden State Warriors here next year and I’ll say, ‘I don’t know how we’re going to win’ because you can’t say something like that.” Less than 24 hours after the loss to Ole Miss, the University of Washington announced it hired longtime Orange assistant Mike Hopkins as its head coach. Hopkins was supposed to replace Boeheim after next season. Instead, Syracuse announced that it had extended Boeheim’s contract beyond the 2017-2018 season; it didn’t say how far beyond, however.

“Mike accepting the position at Washington has put us in a unique position,” Syracuse athletic director John Wildhack said in a news release. “The circumstances are different now than they were when he was named head coach-in-waiting. “After discussing it with Chancellor (Kent) Syverud, we believe the best decision for the student-athletes currently in the program and those who are committed to attending the university is to extend Coach Boeheim’s contract. Jim has enthusiastically agreed.” So, the 2017-2018 season won’t turn into Boeheim’s “farewell tour.” And the Orange should play more defense and be less optimistic. But beyond that, there are several remaining questions that will be asked here and answered throughout the offseason and into next year. Will Tyler Lydon definitely leave? Lydon, a 6-9 sophomore forward/center, was a preseason Naismith Player of the Year candidate whose statistics didn’t quite match the hype. He averaged 13.2 points and 8.6 rebounds per game and was by far the Orange’s best defensive player, but he didn’t dominate games in ways you’d expect from a first-round NBA draft pick. Still, many mock drafts project Lydon to be a mid- to late first-round pick if he enters the draft, and on Monday, March 20, John Rothstein of CBS Sports reported that Lydon will sign with an agent and will enter the NBA draft. If that report is true, Lydon’s loss with leave a huge hole in the Syracuse roster. What about Tyus Battle and Taurean Thompson? Like Lydon, it’s clear that Battle and especially Thompson have some work to do before they can play in the NBA. But they’re NBA talents, and they wouldn’t be the first not-ready-forprime-time freshmen who took the money and playing in the NBA Development League over another year of college. For his part, Thompson said he’s focused on staying at SU and getting better, particularly on defense. “I’m just trying to get into the gym, because I’m not ready,” he said. “I honestly have a lot of work to do. I’m not worried about all that (NBA talk). If an opportunity presents itself, I’ll see. Right now, I’m just focused on the gym, really.” And while Battle seemed to leave the NBA door at least slightly open, he talked excitedly after the Ole Miss game about coming back next year and playing with Matthew Moyer, his college roommate. Moyer, a 6-8 forward, was redshirted after missing much of the preseason with a foot injury. “Nah, I haven’t gave it much thought at all,” Battle said about the NBA. “I’m just looking forward to improving my game and helping this team win.” Even if Lydon stays, Battle and Thompson could develop into SU’s most dynamic scorers. Boeheim said the 6-6 NEXT PAGE

Facing page, Syracuse University men’s basketball coach Jim Boeheim and athletic director John Wildhack field questions during the March 20 press conference. Clockwise from above, forward/center Tyler Lydon takes on UNC Greensboro March 15 prior to his entry in the NBA draft; new coaching heirs apparent Adrian Autry and Gerry McNamara; and forward Tyler Roberson in action. Michael Davis Photo

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Continued from page 9 Battle, who averaged 11.3 points per game and was the Orange’s best penetrator on offense, “has a chance to be a special player.” And Boeheim said the 6-10 Thompson, who averaged 9.2 points and 3.8 rebounds in 17.9 minutes per game, could have averaged 15 points per game if he had played strong enough defense to stay on the court for most of the game. How much help will the Orange get from Moyer, Pascale Chukwu and the incoming freshmen? This answer could decide whether we’re talking about the NIT again next season. Moyer’s teammates say he’s an “energy guy” who has played well in practices since returning from his injury. Chukwu, a 7-2 redshirt sophomore who transferred from Providence, averaged 1.7 points and 4.1 rebounds in 15.4 minutes per game before a right eye injury ended his season. Chukwu required three surgeries to restore his vision, but he is expected to make a full recovery for next season. None of the Orange’s three committed recruits — 6-8 forward Oshae Brissett, 6-10 center Bourama Sidibe and 6-3 point

guard Howard Washington — is a top-50 recruit, but that doesn’t mean they won’t become impact players. But what’s their learning curve and how much can they help next season? With Lydon gone, Syracuse will have two scholarships available. Syracuse. com reported that Syracuse and Duke are interested in Tremont Waters, a highly rated point guard in the 2017 class who previously committed to Georgetown but changed his mind. It appears the Orange will have to strike gold again like last year, when Thompson was a late-signing recruit and Andrew White and John Gillon were imported as fifth-year senior transfers. “We’ll look to bring somebody in,” Boeheim said. “I like the three guys we’ve got commitments from, (and) we’ll try to find somebody else. We’ve got some good young players, we just got to get some help for them. Especially inside, I think the guys we have coming will help us.” Will Frank Howard reclaim the starting point guard job? Howard, a 6-5 sophomore, opened this season as a starter

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but eventually lost that job to Gillon and watched his playing time dwindle. After one late-season loss, Boeheim defended Gillon’s spotty play that night by saying he was “10 miles ahead” of Howard as a point guard. Following the loss to Ole Miss, Boeheim said Howard “showed signs” of being a good point guard but was too inconsistent. “I really think he’s a good playmaker who’s developing his shooting and he gives us good defense on the other end,” Boeheim said. “He’s our best defensive player at the other end.” Howard’s demotion led to speculation that he could transfer. If Howard does leave and Waters doesn’t sign with SU, the Orange might have to look for another Gillon-type to run the point as a fifth-year senior. Will SU come up with another succession plan for Boeheim? Two years ago, when the Orange self-imposed a postseason because of multiple NCAA violations, Syracuse announced that Boeheim would retire after the 2017-2018 season. In early

February this year, Wildhack affirmed that plan in an interview with ESPN Syracuse radio. And as part of the plan announced in 2015, Hopkins was named head coach designate as SU Chancellor Kent Syverud officially acknowledged Hopkins as Boeheim’s successor. SU said it extended Boeheim’s contract because Hopkins left. But maybe it was the other way around, that Hopkins left once he knew Boeheim’s contract would be extended. Either way, Boeheim will turn 73 next season and he’s not going to coach forever. Adrian Autry, who has been on Boeheim’s staff since 2011, was elevated to associate head coach and will be the leading in-house candidate for the time being. But stay tuned. As the first two days after the final game proved, this offseason may turn out to be more interesting than this past season. SNT

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Facing page, clockwise from left, one more time for fifth-year senior John Gillon; point guard Frank Howard under Jim Boeheim’s watchful gaze; and forward Taurean Thompson receives a courtside chat from the coach. Above, guard Andrew White, a fifth-year senior transfer, in his Carrier Dome swan song against Ole Miss. Michael Davis Photo

ORANGE WOMEN FALL TO NO. 1 UCONN Following eighth-seeded Syracuse University’s 85-65 romp over ninth-seeded Iowa State March 18 in the first round of the women’s NCAA Tournament, Cyclones coach Bill Fennelly said out loud what many others were thinking: How did the selection committee make the 21st-ranked Orange a No. 8 seed? “That’s an outstanding team,” Fennelly said. “If that’s an eight seed, man, ooh, I’d like to see how they came up with that.” Not only that, but the committee placed Syracuse in the same region with the mighty Connecticut Huskies. As a result, the Orange’s season ended earlier than it should have as No. 1 overall seed UConn routed SU 94-64 in the second round Monday night, March 20, on the Huskies’ home court, Gampel Pavilion in Storrs, Conn. Connecticut, the four-time defending national champions, raced out to a 28-11 lead after the first quarter and cruised to its 109th consecutive victory. The rematch of last year’s national championship game was a mismatch from the outset, as the 34-0 Huskies shot 66 percent overall and 57 percent from 3-point range in the opening quarter. SU guard Alexis Peterson, the Atlantic Coast Conference’s Player of the Year, scored 25 points with five rebounds and four assists. Fellow seniors Brittney Sykes (15 points for her 32nd double-digit scoring game of the season) and Briana Day (13 points, six rebounds) also played their final game for the Orange as they formed the most successful class in SU women’s history. “Obviously, the outcome wasn’t what we wanted,” said SU coach Quentin Hillsman. “(The Huskies) played really well. All credit goes to them, they’re a really good basketball team. They didn’t win 108 games in a row because they are OK: They won 108 games because they are really good. “At the end of the day, we lost twice to end our season to the best,” Hillsman added, referring to last year’s title game. “We have to do all we can to get better and be able to compete at a higher level in the future.” --Matt Michael

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By Margaret McCormick

A “Yoga Feast” at Chuck Hafner’s Garden Center. CoreLife Eatery photo

YOGA A-GO-GO AT AREA RESTAURANTS

fter yoga class, your mind is relaxed. Your body is relaxed yet invigorated. You’re calm and at peace. Leave the yoga studio and it’s back to work and chores and kids and commitments. The transition from bliss to reality can be a jolt.

So why not spend some time with your fellow yogis off the mat, over a craft beer, wine tasting or bite to eat? Yoga purists might scoff, but increasingly, this is an option in Central New York, with yoga classes popping up in places where you might least expect them. One such recent event featured yoga at a soonto-open shop, Knitty Gritty Yarns, followed by a pint of beer at Stout Beard Brewing Company, both in the Cosmopolitan Building, 1153 W. Fayette St. Vinyasa flow followed by beer flow? Why not? “I really believe in community and partnering with local businesses,’’ says Sophie Tashkovski, a yoga instructor who has been practicing for 10 years and teaching for six years, mostly in Central New York. She’s a leader in taking yoga outside its usual confines. Some people, Tashkovski says, are curious about yoga but unsure or intimidated by a studio setting. “I want to give people a reason to try yoga,’’ she says. Tashkovski’s mantra is “Yoga for everybody. Yoga for every BODY.’’ She has led pop-up events in a variety of venues, including yoga and lunch at Aster Pantry and Parlor, 116 Walton St., in Armory Square, 3.22.17 - 3.28.17 | syracusenewtimes.com

and yoga and beer at the Empire Farm Brewery in Cazenovia. Participants register in advance and are asked to sign a release form. Two of her upcoming events — “Winey Yoga Saturday” at Greenwood Winery and Bistro, 6475 Collamer Road, East Syracuse, and Yoga + BBQ at Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St. — sold out in a few hours. A second event at the Dinosaur is scheduled for April 28; see sidebar for details. The Greenwood event will feature an hour of yoga, with mats spread out amid the tanks and barrels behind the tasting room counter, followed by a tasting of Greenwood’s wines. The Dinosaur event begins with an hour of yoga in the upstairs private event space, followed by a meal that showcases a healthy, new menu item. The Black and White BBQ Bowl is a composed dish of black beans, rice, mixed salad, Creole deviled egg, toasted pumpkin seeds and grilled cornbread, with your choice of pulled pork or chicken, beef brisket, tofu or mushrooms. Tashkovski says her idea for getting local businesses on board with yoga began when she

taught classes at a yoga studio downtown and invited participants to continue their fellowship “off the mat’’ with Yoga Club — food, beverages and conversation at Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub and Restaurant, 301 W. Fayette St. She is in the process of opening her own studio, Syracuse Yoga, in a renovated carriage house at 6181 Thompson Road, DeWitt, but plans to offer more yoga events in nontraditional locations. A large event, Yoga in the Vines, is planned for June 17 at Owera Vineyards, in Cazenovia. For information on her programs, visit cuseyoga.com or email sophie@cuseyoga.com. “People gather socially with food and drink,’’ she says. “Why not add a healthy component — yoga — with gathering around food and drink?’’ Beer + Yoga events have been well received at the Empire Farm Brewery by the craft beer and fitness communities; three events, including one on Saturday, March 18, were sellouts. The events, introduced in January, welcome about 35 yogis to the brewery production area, with soaring windows, lots of natural light, mats rolled out amid the fermentation tanks and the yeasty aroma of beer replacing the sweet scent of incense sometimes found in the traditional yoga studio. After an hour of yoga designed for all ages

Yoga instructor Sophie Tashkovski poses with a barbeque bowl. Dinosaur Bar-B-Que photo

and abilities, participants adjourn to the tasting room for a pint of their favorite Empire beer. Emily Irvine, of Cazenovia, an account coordinator for a specialty food distributor in Syracuse, has practiced yoga for about seven years and normally takes classes at O Yoga in DeWitt. She describes yoga at the Farm Brewery (where her husband, Nick, serves as director of operations) as a slight departure from some of the more meditative yoga classes she has taken, since the production area can be a bit noisy at times. Yet she prefers the quick-paced vinyasa style, with its flowing sequence of poses. “It was the most social yoga class I have ever participated in,” she says, “as it was an extremely varied group in terms of yogi levels and personalities.’’ Afterward, participants retreated to the tasting room and Irvine sampled Empire’s Après IPA (American Style IPA) and Cranbaby Wheat, an unfiltered wheat beer brewed with cranberries. “I absolutely love the Cranbaby Wheat. It’s refreshing and light, but also feels a little like a winter beer due to the addition of cranberries.’’ “I would absolutely recommend this experience to others,’’ Irvine adds. “I would also encourage people to not let being a beginner deter them. The class was very beginner-yogi friendly and there were many first-timers in the class.’’ Emily Whalen, marketing director for Empire Brewing Company, says Empire

plans to expand its “Beer +’’ offerings at the Farm Brewery and take them outside when the weather permits. That will allow 50 to 70 people to participate, she says. The April event, which has not yet been finalized, will feature two classes. Stay tuned for details by visiting facebook. com/EmpireFarmBrewery. Also in April, CoreLife Eatery, a pioneer in offering “Yoga and . . .” events in Central New York, will offer its fourth “Yoga Feast’’ at Chuck Hafner’s Farmer’s Market, its next-door neighbor in North Syracuse. The event, scheduled for April 8, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., will feature seven yoga classes spotlighting seven local yoga studios. New this year are barre (ballet-inspired fitness classes), a kombucha-making workshop and a container gardening workshop that shows people how to grow some of the produce used in Core’s greens bowls. Meggan Camp, community engagement director for CoreLife Eatery, says the event typically sells out and is capped at about 100 participants per class. Some people make a day of it and take multiple classes, while others come for one or two classes and a healthy meal at Core. This year, a fee of $5 per class/workshop will be charged. All proceeds will benefit the GetLivin Foundation, which provides programs for youth centered on health, wellness and personal development. “The yoga feast is geared to community, to people coming together and practicing together,’’ Camp says. “This year, the

whole day is going to be built out even further beyond yoga into lifestyle choices.’’ For information, visit facebook.com/ CoreLifeEatery7265BuckleyRdSyra cuseNY13212. SNT Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com. Follow her on Twitter, connect on Facebook or email her at mmccormicksnt@gmail.com.

UPCOMING YOGA EVENTS Sunday Yoga Hour: $10 gets you into a yoga class offered at 11:30 a.m. Sundays at World of Beer, Destiny USA. Wrap up the session with a pint of Brewery Ommegang’s Nirvana IPA. Call (315) 422-2330 or visit worldofbeer.com/Locations/Syracuse. Beer + Yoga: Roll out your mat for an hour of yoga in the production area of the Empire Farm Brewery in Cazenovia, followed by a pint of beer in the tasting room. Fitness events are offered monthly and will move outside when the weather allows. Visit facebook.com/EmpireFarmBrewery. Yoga + Dinosaur BBQ: The first event, scheduled for April 8, sold out quickly, but a second Yoga + BBQ event has been scheduled for April 28. Registration will open on March 31. Visit facebook.com/DinosaurBBQ and cuseyoga.com. CoreLife Eatery Yoga Feast: The fourth annual Yoga Feast takes place April 8, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., at Chuck Hafner’s Farmer’s Market, 7265 Buckley Road, North Syracuse. Seven yoga classes spotlighting seven Central New York yoga studios, as well as several ballet-inspired fitness classes will be offered throughout the day for a fee of $5 each. Lunch and supper will be available at Core. Visit facebook.com/CoreLifeEatery 7265BuckleyRdSyracuseNY13212. Yoga + Wine: A March 25 event at Greenwood Winery and Bistro, East Syracuse, featuring an hour of yoga plus a wine tasting is sold out. Similar events may be offered in the future. Visit facebook.com/GreenwoodWinery and cuseyoga.com.

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By James MacKillop

LeeAnne Hutchison and Darian Dauchan in Kitchen Theatre’s Sex With Strangers. Dave

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WRITE MEETS WRONG IN A SEXY COMEDY

he title is click bait: We know that going in. Yet Sex With Strangers comes festooned with other allures, as demonstrated by the new production running through April 2 at Ithaca’s Kitchen Theatre Company.

Opening in 2014, Sex With Strangers has been a boffo stage success for top television writer Laura Eason (House of Cards, gags for Jon Stewart on The Daily Show). In the last year it has become one of the most produced new plays in regional theaters across North America. Along with delivering on many of its promises, including the one in the title, it has new things to say about the centuries-old battle of the sexes and the ways we shape each other. The 30-ish, refined Olivia (LeeAnne Hutchison) and the younger, streetwise Ethan (Darian Dauchan) are indeed strangers when fate throws them together in the same cabin at a snowbound, Yaddo-like writers’ retreat in northern Michigan. Differences emerge immediately. Ethan thrusts his smartphone in different directions, hoping to connect with Wi-Fi and curses when he comes up short. Olivia purrs that it is a freedom to break from the world, to be alone and quiet, and to contemplate. This is solid Playwriting 101, because the internet, and how it has changed writing and changed us, is a major theme of Sex With Strangers. Once past that, things warm up quickly. Laura has published a novel, evidently a disappointment; amazingly, Ethan has read it and has nothing but praise

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for it. He’s also been publishing and admits, almost in passing, that he’s been on the New York Times’ bestseller list. For two writers who have come to the boonies to start their literary engines, these are powerfully erotic words. Clothes start to disappear, and the two rush offstage for what must have been ecstatic coitus. No bait and switch with playwright Eason: The title is fulfilled. Once we have that out of the way, we get on to more serious discussions. The words “Sex With Strangers,” it turns out, are also in Ethan’s tell-all blog, in which he salaciously details the ease with which he can have sexual intercourse with women he has just met. In earlier times men who talked this way were called cads, but Ethan has turned it into a fortune. The blogs are turned into hardcovers and e-books that bring in hefty cash rewards. Clear-eyed, Ethan knows he is not producing “literature.” He quotes an agent as saying that his blogs are one step above catalogs and fortune cookies. Yes, what he does is outrageous, and it’s worse when he admits to lying. To which he answers, “It doesn’t matter: It’s the internet.” As should be expected, his blogs and books gen-

erate a furious response. He is also thunderously trashed on Twitter, and websites are devoted to ripping his guts out. But women are still lining up to sleep with him and a shot at internet fame. Deep down, however, he yearns to be accepted as a literary novelist, just as Olivia does. We often hear Ethan through Olivia’s ears. His praise for her first novel might have buoyed her, but we gradually come to learn that the general response was crushing to her vanity. Despite their sexual intimacy, she feels that his reading of her work in progress, a ragged paper manuscript, would be a violation of her person. When the Wi-Fi is restored, Ethan has 839 emails, Olivia, seven. We wince for her needfulfulness, even when we can’t ignore her ambition. The second act switches to Olivia’s apartment in Chicago, which has the same proportion as the writers’ colony cabin and is framed by set designer David L. Arsenault’s book-filled proscenium. Five scenes here stretch over a year and a half, including the passing of Olivia’s dreaded 40th birthday. In some ways it’s the second semester of novelist training, on making it. There is much chic name-dropping: Jonathan Lethem, Jonathan Franzen and Zadie Smith. Eason expects you to know that the pinnacle of literary publishing is F.S.G.: Farrar, Straus and Giroux. We also realize at the end Sex With Strangers is a variation of the Pygmalion story, only the guttersnipe has schooled the aesthete with better pronunciation. Darian Dauchan, a company favorite (The Brothers Size, 2013; Death Boogie, 2016), bats out about one laugh for every 50 words all through the first act. Newcomer LeeAnne Hutchison, with a somewhat Streep-esque bearing, has the expressive body of a skilled dancer. This is also the final assignment for retiring artistic director Rachel Lampert. She builds on her strengths, highlighting the sparkling wit of the dialogue while never downplaying the electric eroticism. With director Lampert at the helm, Kitchen Theatre’s Sex With Strangers lives up to the acclaim. SNT

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By James MacKillop

From left, Kelsey Rich, Fred Pienkoski, Rachel Crumley and Marisa Valent in Le Moyne College’s Boeing, Boeing

LAYOVER LARK FLIES UP, UP AND AWAY

he most widely performed French play worldwide is not La Cage aux Folles, Les Miserables or even Tartuffe. No, it is a quintessential farce featuring seven slamming doors: Boeing, Boeing by a Frenchman with an Italian name, Marc Camoletti. A fun revival serves as the Boot and Buskin Theatre Club’s season finale, running through Saturday, March 25, at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts.

Boeing, Boeing opened in Paris, 1960, and ran for 19 years. An adroit English translation by Beverly Cross (husband of Maggie Smith) and Francis Evans opened in London in 1962 and ran for seven years. A Broadway run lasted only 23 performances in 1965, however, while the American view of the play has been further sullied by the 1965 Jerry Lewis-Tony Curtis film version. Yet Boeing, Boeing’s luster was restored when Mark Rylance took on the role of the hapless pal Robert in the prize-winning 2008 Broadway revival. Rylance, the noted Shakespearean who won an Academy Award for Steven Spielberg’s Bridge of Spies, said that Camoletti wrote roles demanding the utmost from a performer. Boeing, Boeing is as securely fixed in 1960 as the farces of Georges Feydeau are in le belle epoque. To remind us of the era, set designer Karel Blakeley has come up with a kidney-shaped coffee table and wrought-iron legs, Danish modern furniture and a beanbag chair. Costume designer Katie Stomps delivers the kind of uniforms that stewardesses (not flight attendants) wore when the airlines made them retire at age 26. And that’s when

people traveled with hard-edged, inflexible luggage in bright colors. The notion of a “Jet Set” of sophisticated travelers was new, and rapid transportation hither and yon opened doors to subterfuge. More importantly, communication technology lagged behind. How could one be sure if a flight were on time? How soon could one know if a plane were turned back by a storm at sea? Set Boeing, Boeing in the present, and one smartphone call could annihilate the whole enchilada. In 1960 playboy entrepreneur Bernard (Fred Pienkoski) needed only a bound paper ledger, literally a “little black book,” to keep track of the ladies in his life. They are each stewardesses for different airlines. Tall, lithe Gloria (Rachel Crumley) is in red for TWA. Bosomy Gabriella (Marisa Valent), wearing green, flies with Alitalia. And feisty blond Gretchen (Kelsey Rich) in blue tends passengers on Lufthansa. Jet flights to distant venues, like San Francisco or Caracas, can keep two stewardesses occupied to allow Bernard to enjoy whichever third lady happens to be in town.

Bernard embodies the Hugh Hefner style of male sexual exploitation, also popular in 1960, with a flattering portrait of himself on display in his living room. He professes the deepest love to each one of them, offering gold engagement rings three times. His reward, of course, is only one thing. Nervous parents should not be concerned about a bedroom farce produced by a Catholic college, however. As French critic Roland Barthes observed, the bedroom farce not only serves up scant eroticism, it is fundamentally a sternly moralistic genre. Transgressors are humiliated for their sins. That’s one reason why we laugh. A greater reason is what farce demands of performers. Boeing, Boeing is an unusual choice for a college production for two reasons. The cast is small, and not so generous in providing roles like last month’s Heathers: The Musical. More importantly, the cast must meet professional-level performance standards in breath-stopping timing and balletic clowning. Although every cast member knocks out a good share of laughs, a disproportionate share goes to two characters: the skeptical, independent-minded house maid Berthe (Samantha Overton) and the guileless schnook-pal Robert (Tom Vazquez), who dropped in at the wrong time. These were roles taken by Christine Baranski and Mark Rylance in the New York City revival. Director Matt Chiorini is asking two students to pretty much meet their standards. Irreverence is the key to Overton’s Berthe. She’s totally unimpressed with Bernard’s self-infatuation and is completely on to his not-so-clever, really shabby scam. So we love her sharp barbs and share her horrified amazement at what he can get away with. Overton knows how to be cutting, and her wide face serves up a kaleidoscope of emotions. Vazquez, on the other hand, has to knock us dead with every comic demand: the slow burn, the double take, the pun, the gag, the wiggling ambiguity, and physical comedy employing every part of his body starting with the pratfall and the Buster Keaton-ish fall on his face. An early bravura piece has him struggle to carry up a flight of stairs some hard-edged luggage, a constantly opening umbrella and a golf bag filled with clubs. Everything goes wrong on cue. This Boeing, Boeing reminds us that humor is a solid, comedy is a liquid, but farce is a gas. SNT

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By Christopher Malone

From left, foreground, N’Jameh Camara, Chelsea Williams and Tatiana Weschler in the Acting Company’s X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation. T. Charles Erickson photo

TOURING PRODUCTIONS VISIT THREE COLLEGE CAMPUSES Julius Caesar, a Grecian war hero and writer-turned-ruler before the time of Christ, does have similarities to the civil rights activist Malcolm X of the 20th century. Both being outspoken individuals, Caesar gained favorites with the lower and middle classes, and the latter fought for the oppressed and, specifically, black rights. The Acting Company will present touring repertory productions of William Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and Marcus Gardley’s original play X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation at three area colleges: SUNY Oswego, Le Moyne College and Hamilton College. In 2014 John Shaffer, director of programming for the ARTSwego Performing Arts Series, brought the Acting Company to SUNY Oswego, where the group performed Shakespeare’s Hamlet in repertory with Tom Stoppard’s tragicomedy Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. The central characters of the latter play are friends of Hamlet, and the story is told from their viewpoints. “I thought it was an amazing thing to do

on a college campus,” recalled Shaffer. At the time he was in New York City for a student screenwriting competition, the topic being assassination. Two of the four winners were Central New York students, and they were able to see professional actors read their scripts. “You are able to see a classic text and a reworked story. In terms of critical thinking, it’s really an experience.” The Acting Company, founded by Yale alumni John Houseman (The Paper Chase) and Margot Harley in 1972, continues its legacy of providing quality repertoire with young, aspiring actors. This year they present an abridged version of the Bard’s Julius Caesar, directed by the company’s associate artistic director Devin Brain, and Gardley’s X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation, helmed by Artistic Director Ian Belknap. Brain and Belknap began prepping for this effort three years ago, unbeknownst to them that the shows would fall in the middle of America’s heightened political tension. Both directors agreed, however, that Shakespeare’s tragedy is always pop-

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ular to mount in the midst of any political change. On top of producing notable classics and contemporary plays, the Acting Company also brings their shows to diverse venues. “We’ve performed on Indian reservations, where they’ve never seen a real production,” said Brain, “and in 2,000-seat theaters in Los Angeles, where they really didn’t want to see a professional production.” “It was around the same time where they were looking for something different,” said Shaffer. “They did the whole bus-and-truck thing for 40 years. Instead of constantly packing up and leaving, they wanted to come into an area and get involved in a deeper way.” Shaffer got in touch with Le Moyne College and Hamilton College, and both agreed to help with the next incarnation of their theater and education programs. Directors, actors and other industry people visit the campuses, or the colleges would bring students down to New York City, where the Acting Company originates. “I was reading up on the Kennedys, and I thought, ‘Why not marginalize them?’” said Belknap. “The Kennedys and their stories have been told a lot. Malcolm X’s story isn’t told as frequently.”

Belknap said the next step was commissioning playwright Gardley to get involved with writing X. It’s the second original work Gardley has written for the Acting Company, and the artistic director says his ongoing involvement is terrific. “It’s wonderful. There is nothing like partnering with a playwright.” After every draft of his play X, Gardley would send it over to the college students at Oswego, who read through it and gave feedback. When the final draft was produced, Belknap came in person and directed the students, who were involved in performing arts or the creative writing program, among others, for the reading, while Gardley was Skyped in. “When the play comes, we’ll have students who helped create the roles before it got to the professional level,” said Shaffer. Belknap and Brain worked together to bring these two plays to life in the most concise way possible, with minimal props and stage design. A semicircular theater space is versatile for the courtroom in X and the Roman Senate in Julius Caesar. The actors also perform roles in both performances; Jimonn Cole portrays Malcolm X, the murdered activist, and Marcus Brutus, the murderous conspirer from Shakespeare. “The idea was to create two paired pieces to generate a new dialogue that’s founded upon the traditions of the past,” said Brain. “The pairing allows the audience to explore the major themes of these works: betrayal, idealism, man’s desires turning to violence. These themes have been with us for a very long time.” These productions also showcase the first all-black cast in the Acting Company’s history. “It’s a very broadening experience,” said Shaffer. “It shakes away any perception roles have to be played by the same cultural background, and the actors’ abilities and versatility.” Shaffer said that women also take on the male roles in Julius Caesar. The Acting Company’s production of the Greek drama also breaks the stereotypes of what we’re used to seeing in textbooks or paintings. “These are all of our stories in some ways,” said Brain. “We make these stories acceptable, about us.” Brain said he has worked paring down Shakespearean plays for years. He feels that theater performances should be either 90 minutes or six hours in length in order to do justice to a play. Gardley was unavailable for an interview. In a provided statement, he said,

Jonathan-David and Gabriel Lawrence in the Acting Company’s Julius Caesar. T. Charles Erickson photo

“Malcolm X’s story, his life, his speeches, his eyes, the cadence of his voice and his brutal assassination haunts me. His life, for me, feels only half-told.” He also gave credit to movie director Spike Lee’s 1992 Malcolm X biopic. “Few have written or dramatized how, why and who really killed him.” Gardley’s parents noted that the 1960s was a very fearful time. More than 50 years later, there is another surge of sociopolitical fear that has been bred out of a

tumultuous election. “I am naturally obsessed with this moment in our history. The period has a particular significance because of the current state of affairs,” says Gardley. “This election year, for the first time in a long time, many are genuinely afraid of where the country is headed. Fear and action leads to death. Julius Caesar and Malcolm X, both charismatic and well-spoken individuals in their own right, met their demises in almost similar

methods — at the hands of those they served. The human rights leader, born Malcolm Little, later changed his name to el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz. He eventually left the Nation of Islam in 1964 due to qualms against its leader, Elijah Muhammad, because he felt Muhammad was giving Islam a bad name, lacking integrity amid accusations of extramarital affairs. Irritated NOI members assassinated Malcolm X in 1965. Julius Caesar was also addressing people when his assailants jumped him. The Greek ruler was warned of the Ides of March in 44 B.C., the day when his senate pummeled and stabbed him to death. Cue the infamous line, “Et tu, Brute?” as the dictator’s supposed final words upon realizing his confidant Brutus was behind the conspiracy. “Both dramas are as much about the assassination of character as they are about the murder of a body,” said Gardley. “Both stories have premonitions and tense political climates, and both based upon the lives of real leaders.” The audience also has an opportunity to participate, since they are the judge and jury to determine who is right and who is wrong. Both directors also appreciate that high school students are taking the time to witness plays about notable real-life people. “The plays are very topical for where

we are right now, especially with exploring leadership,” said Belknap. “Giving audiences the option to see plays in repertory offers them to see things from two different vantage points.” “Some may say these two are good, some may say they are tyrants,” said Brain. “And yet they are human. We’re giving audience members an experience where they can question these labels and themselves.” Julius Caesar will be performed Monday, March 27, 7:30 p.m., and X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation takes the stage Tuesday, March 28, 7:30 p.m., at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. Tickets are $20. Julius Caesar then moves over for a performance at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road, Thursday, March 30, 8 p.m., followed by X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation Friday, March 31, 8 p.m. Call 445-4200 for ticket information. Hamilton College, 198 College Hill Road, Clinton, wraps the Acting Company’s repertory run with X: Or, Betty Shabazz v. The Nation Saturday, April 1, 7:30 p.m., and Julius Caesar, Sunday, April 2, 2 p.m., at Wellin Hall’s Schambach Center. Tickets are $20. For more information on all performances, visit gotocnyarts.org. SNT

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By Jessica Novak

Small Town Shade during the March 3 Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) ceremony. Michael Davis photo

SALT CITY LIMITS SPOTLIGHTS LOCAL MUSIC SCENE

he pilot episode of Austin City Limits, a live music program recorded in Austin, Texas, was shot in October 1974 and starred Willie Nelson. PBS spread the show around stations in the United States and today Austin is often called the “Live Music Capital of the World,” perhaps in part because of Austin City Limits’ long-running success.

On Friday, March 24, 8 p.m., at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St., Syracuse will fashion its own version of the show. Salt City Limits will feature performances by Donna Colton and Sam Patterelli, The Lightkeepers, Edgar Pagan’s GPL, the Easy Ramblers, Simplelife, Small Town Shade, the Stacy White Suite and Stephen Douglas Wolfe. “For several years, the idea has been in my head,” says Liz Nowak, one of the co-founders of the project. “I approached WCNY six years ago about a series to highlight Syracuse music. It never really went anywhere because of funding, production costs and other roadblocks. “Ron Keck at SubCat Studios was always interested,” Nowak continues. “Salt City Limits really came to life after I mentioned it to Jordan Davies, who saw and understood the vision. His energy and passion are amazing.” Davies and Nowak teamed for Salt City Limits, and now plan to keep the music event going with a downtown showcase at Funk ’N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St., every last Thursday of the month. There will also be an annual show at the Palace. 3.22.17 - 3.28.17 | syracusenewtimes.com

Nowak isn’t a musician but became involved in the business side of music in the late 1980s. She produced concerts featuring national acts Stevie Ray Vaughan and Little Feat. In the 1990s she worked with Creative Concerts and has been part of the Syracuse Area Music Awards (Sammys) since founder Frank Malfitano asked her to join the board. Davies is classically trained on violin and viola, having attended the Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam. He developed music series at the Ridge Golf Club and Tavern in Chittenango and headed events like the Bacon and Bourbon Festival and Ridgestock. “Syracuse is already a hotbed of talent,” Davies says. “With this project we hope to put our music scene on the map as a musical hub, and musically in the same light as places such as Austin, Nashville, Memphis, Los Angeles and New York City. All of the pieces are here: artists, studios, community, venues. Now let’s show everyone else how cool our town is.” Davies and Nowak handpick the bands based on availability and genre, ensuring a good mix of music. It’s a serious goal of the pair not to overlook any band or artist.

“We have started a master list of Syracuse bands,” Nowak says. She encourages groups to reach out by sending a link to SaltCityLimits@gmail.com for consideration in future lineups. “We want to have crossover appeal to live music patrons,” she says. “We hope that they will network and collaborate at the live show and after the show.” The ultimate goal of the project will put favorite bands on bigger stages, pairing them with other groups so fans can walk away loving more than just the artist they came to see. Likewise, the digital footprint is intended to benefit the participating artists. “Each performance will be professionally recorded by our sponsor SubCat Studios and videotaped,” Nowak says. “Musical segments will be posted to the SaltCityLimits.com website and YouTube channel. Featured bands are encouraged to share and use the links to promote themselves and our rich musical scene. We hope this project encourages artists to continue to create and realize that they are the scene we have here in Syracuse.” Both co-creators believe that Syracuse has a strong enough scene to rise up among much bigger markets. As the lineups for future Salt City Limits showcases are released, that argument gains more traction. “Syracuse is abundant with seasoned, talented musicians in a very diverse group of genres,” Nowak says. “Austin City Limits has amassed critical acclaim and a massive audience. Syracuse music has so much to share and showcase. The seeds have always been here. We hope that Salt City Limits as a vehicle can provide water, soil and sunshine.” Tickets to the inaugural Salt City Limits event are $20, available at PalaceOnJames.com and the Sound Garden, 310 W. Jefferson St., in Armory Square. SNT

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W E D N E S DAY 3/ 22 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 22,

12:30 p.m. Soprano Jing Liu will sing “La Bonne Chanson, Op. 61” with a string quartet accompaniment at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free. civicmorningmusicals.org.

Donna Colton and Sam Patterelli. Wed.

March 22, 6 p.m. The duo lights up the early evening showcase, plus Mark Zane and Avalon at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $7. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Knocks. Wed. March 22, 9 p.m. Manhattan

electronic dance duo turns up the volume and bass, plus Feel Great, Bipolar Sunshine and Gilligan Moss at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20. 422-3511, thewestcotttheater.com.

Holey Miss Moley. Wed. March 22, 9:30 p.m.

Florida funk rockers warm up Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $7/advance, $12/door. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 3/ 23 Riff Raff. Thurs. 6:30 p.m. After several postponements, the rapper is ready to take the local stage, plus DJ Afterthought, Atrilla, Sig Roy, Cuse Williams and Dom Cioci and Vin Cioci at the Lost Horizon, 5863 Thompson Road. $20/ general, $70/VIP. (877) 987-6487, thelosthorizon.com. Consider the Source. Thurs. 8 p.m. Consider

this Manhattan-based spacey and eclectic instrumental headliner, plus Drumadics and Magnetic Pull at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $12/advance, $15/door. (315) 4223511, creativeconcerts.com.

Turkuaz. Thurs. 9 p.m. Brooklyn-based boisterous funk band returns with horns a-blazin’, plus Organ Freeman at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $15/advance, $18/door. (607) 275-3447, dspshows.com.

Two-Hour Delay. Thurs. 9 p.m. Enjoy the

local band’s eclectic repertoire with a little rock’n’roll, folk and country, plus Chris Eves and the New Normal at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10/ages 21 and older, $15/ages 18 and older. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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Main St., Homer. $15/adults, $12/seniors, $10/ students, free/veterans, military and children under 18 . (607) 749-4900, (877) 749-ARTS, center4art.org.

Mac Sabbath. Fri. 8 p.m. The McDon-

alds-themed parody band returns, plus the mariachi cover band Metalachi and the Ned Flanders-filled hardcore outfit Okilly Dokilly for a musical pop culture overload at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $25. (315) 422-3511, creativeconcerts.com.

Consider the Source. Fri. 9 p.m. The eclectic

instrumentalist sticks around upstate for another show at The Dock, 415 Old Taughannock Blvd., Ithaca. $12/advance, $15/door. (607) 3194214, dspshows.com.

Primate Fiasco. Fri. 10 p.m. New Orleans-in-

spired brass band will get you off your feet, plus Big Sexy & the Scrambled Eggs at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10/ages 21 and older, $15/ages 18 and older. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

S AT U R DAY 3/ 25 Symphoria: The Sea. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Cellist

Zuill Bailey sits in with the local orchestra and performs a number of vast pieces including Michael Daugherty’s “Tales of Hemingway” at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $52-$66. (315) 2995598, experiencesymphoria.org.

Don White. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Singer-songwriter

and comedic storyteller graces the stage at Oswego Music Hall, McCrobie Building, 41 Lake St., Oswego. $16-$18/adults, $8-$9/children, free/ages 5 and under. 342-1733, oswegomusichall.org.

Bea. Sat. 8 p.m. The singer-songwriter per-

forms tracks from her new album Old Habits, plus Dusty Pas’cal at Redhouse Arts Center, 201 S. West St. $20. Beabeabea.brownpapertickets. com.

Mike Powell. Sat. 8 p.m. Lacrosse star-turnedfolk singer slings his guitar for a Folkus Project show at All Saints Church, 1340 Lancaster Ave. $15. folkus.org. Jordan Smith. Sat. 8 p.m. Young gospel singer from TV’s The Voice sings on high at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino’s Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $24, $34. (877) 833-SHOW, turningstone.com.

Women of Folk. Sat. 8 p.m. Lucy Wainwright

hardcore punk outfit rattles the walls, plus Misgiver, War Prayer and Short Leash at Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $5/advance, $10/door. prekindle.com, nonzerosumpresents. com.

Roche, Sloan Wainwright and members of the group EVA team for a fierce female folk show at Center for the Arts, 72 S. Main St., Homer. $25/ adults, $23/seniors, $20/students, free/veterans, military and children under 18. (607) 749-4900, (877) 749-ARTS, center4art.org.

Salt City Limits. Fri. 7 p.m. The first install-

Districts. Sat. 9 p.m. Pennsylvanian indie rock-

Backwards Youth. Fri. 7 p.m. Charleston

ment of the local music series presents Donna Colton and Sam Patterelli, The Lightkeepers, Grupo Pagan Lite, Easy Ramblers and more at the Palace Theatre, 2384 James St. $20. (315) 463-9240, palaceonjames.com.

Bret Michaels. Fri. 8 p.m. Poison front man

with an array of bandanas continues his solo efforts at The Vine, del Lago Resort and Casino, 1133 Route 414, Waterloo. $30, $45, $57. (315) 946-1777, dellagoresort.com.

Francesca Blanchard. Fri. 8 p.m. Fresh Music

Friday Series presents the French-American singer-songwriter at Center for the Arts, 72 S.

ers venture north for a show, plus Rick Slick of Dr. Dog and Rosu Lup at The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $12/advance, $15/door. (607) 2753447, dspshows.com.

Quinn XCII. Sat. 9 p.m. Indie-pop singer brings his One Day at a Time Tour, plus fellow singer KOLAJ to the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $10-$35. (315) 422-3511, creativeconcerts.com. Sophistafunk. Sat. 10 p.m. Get down with the notable hip-hop funk band, plus the return of American Idol’s Elise Testone at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10/ages 21 and older, $15/ ages 18 and older. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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S U N DAY 3/ 26 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. (315) 682-1578.

Gucci Mane. Sun. 7:30 p.m. The hip-hop star

performs at Barton Hall, Cornell University, 144 East Ave., Ithaca. $22/advance, $35/door. (607) 254-4636, cornellconcerts.com.

Bear Grillz. Sat. 9 p.m. The EDM producer brings his own beats and a picnic basket filled with artists Terravita, Pogman, Wooli and Colors at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20/ advance, $30/door. (315) 422-3511, creativeconcerts.com. Skunk City Soul Food Sundays. Sun. 9 p.m.

Soulful and delicious sounds at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. Free. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

M O N DAY 3/ 27 Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The

weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

W E D N E S DAY 3/ 29 Civic Morning Musicals. Wed. March 29,

12:30 p.m. This installment of the music series features Syracuse University piano majors pounding the ivories at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. Free. civicmorningmusicals.org.

Cashed Out. Wed. March 29, 8 p.m. The Johnny Cash tribute band brings the Man in Black’s tunes and attitude to The Haunt, 702 Willow Ave., Ithaca. $10/advance, $13/door. (607) 2753447, dspshows.com.

Greener Days and High Water. Wed. March

29, 8 p.m. Local yokels and indie folk rockers get you through hump day, plus Strange to Look At performing at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5/ages 21 and older, $10/ages 18 and older. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

C LU B D AT E S W E D N E S DAY 3/ 22 Arty Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Butternut Creek Revival. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Chuck Lamb & ESP. (Syracuse Suds Factory, 320 S. Clinton St.), 6 p.m.

Colin Aberdeen. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Djug Django. (Lot 10, 106 S. Cayuga St., Ithaca), 6 p.m.

Grupo Pagan Lite. (LeMoyne Plaza, 1135 Salt Springs Road.), noon. Jim VanArsdale & Connie Patti. (Oak & Vine

Karaoke w/DJ Rob. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400

Seventh N. St.), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Open Jam w/Mr Monkey. (Dinosaur Bar-BQue, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Timmer. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syra-

cuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Todd Storinge. (George O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Tim Herron. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 3/ 23 Billy J & Dion. (Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pen-

nellville), 7 p.m.

Chief Big Way. (Abbott’s Village Tavern, 6 E. Main St., Marcellus), 7 p.m.

Count Blastula. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St.), 10 p.m.

Dennis Veator. (Aloft Syracuse Inner Harbor, 310 W. Kirkpatrick St.), 6 p.m.

DJ Canned Beats. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

DJ Gary Dunes. (Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive),

6 p.m.

DJ Skeet, Mark Anthony. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m. Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m. ESP w/Kirsten Tegtmeyer. (Sitrus Lounge,

Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 6 p.m.

Frank Diskin. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 6 p.m. Free Boody Institute. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon),

5 p.m.

Joe Driscoll. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Motif, Turning Stone Resort, Verona),

8 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 6402 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Bull & Bear Roadhouse, 8201 Oswe-

go Road, Liverpool), 10 p.m.

Karaoke. (Pricker Bush, 3642 Route 77, Oswego), 8 p.m.

Karaoke. (Phoenix American Legion, 9 Oswego River Road, Phoenix), 6:30 p.m.

Karaoke. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Karaoke w/Tooleman. (Marcella’s Italian

Restaurant, 100 Farrell Road), 7 p.m.

Lisa Lee Duo. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.), 6 p.m.

at Springside Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Mickey Brown Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Oswego), 7 p.m.

Ave.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Critz Farms, 3232 Rippleton Road,

Redline. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Vero-

Michael Crissan. (Aloft Syracuse Inner Harbor,

Lightkeepers Duo. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

Open Mike. (Kellish Hill Farm, 3191 Pompey Center Road, Manlius), 7 p.m.

Savannah Harmon. (Tin Rooster, Turning

Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Modern Instincts, Chiggin. (Alto Cinco, 526

Open Jam w/Edgar Pagan, Irv Lyons Jr, Rick Melito. (Limp Lizard, 201 First St., Liver-

Open Mike w/Frank Rhodes. (Buffalo’s, 2119

Downer St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

Steve Laureti. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone

Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

Remedy. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Vero-

Open Mike w/Ed Balduzzi. (Camillus Grill, 72

Swooners. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone

Planet Jr. (The Dock, 415 Old Taughannock

Cazenovia), 8 p.m.

na), 10 p.m.

310 W. Kirkpatrick St.), 7 p.m. Westcott St.), 11 p.m.

na), 10 p.m.

Bvld., Ithaca), 10 p.m.

Peter Mack & From the Heart. (Moondog’s

Tim Herron. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

Shemp Dells. (Timber Tavern, 7153 State Fair

Blvd.), 9 p.m.

Throwback. (A.T. Walley. 119 Genesee St.,

Tommy Connors. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

Strange Daze, Leaving Eden. (Monirae’s,

Tommy Connors. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

Tuff Luck. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road, Liv-

Swooners. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone

W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

F R I DAY 3/ 24 Anthony Joseph Swingtet. (Bistro 197, 197

W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

B Mills. (Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Bad Juju. (Boathouse Beer Garden, 6128 Route

W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

2 Main St., Camillus), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Two Hour Delay. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24

Tarps. (Boathouse Beer Garden, 6128 Route 89,

Romulus), 6 p.m.

Terry & Joe. (Dominick’s Pub & Grub, 155 Camic Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

winsville), 8 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 3/ 25 Barndogs. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow

89, Romulus), 7 p.m.

St.), 10 p.m.

Bands & Brews. (The Gig, Turning Stone

Blarney Rebel Band. (Woods Valley Ski

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Open Mike w/Joe Henson. (Green Gate Inn,

erpool), 6 p.m.

State St., Auburn), 9 p.m.

Resort, 9100 Route 46, Westernville), 2-5 p.m.

p.m.

Open Mike w/Bob Holz. (Gathering Lounge, 7871 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 9 p.m.

688 Route 10, Pennellville), 7 p.m.

Walrus. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Bald-

Open Mike. (Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn), 7:30 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Auburn), 7 p.m.

pool), 7:30 p.m.

Open Mike. (Maxwells, 122 E. Genesee St.), 7

Main St., Camillus), 7:30 p.m.

Lounge, 24 State St., Auburn), 7 p.m.

W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

St.), 9 p.m.

Wandering Laughter, Ron Kadey & Bryan Dickenson. (Colgate Inn, 1 Payne St., Hamilton), 7 p.m.

TJ Sacco Band. (Happy Valley Inn, 1628 Route 69, Parish), 9 p.m.

Travis Rocco. (TS Steakhouse, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 6 p.m.

UKP. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 3/ 29 Brownskin. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Djug Django. (Lot 10, 106 S. Cayuga St., Ithaca), 6 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801

Barroom Philosophers. (Mangia Italian Grill, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Bruce Tetley. (Notch 8 Café, 6523 E. Seneca

Big Sexy. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St., Utica), 6 p.m.

Chapter Eleven. (Brasserie, 200 Township Blvd., Camillus), 7:30 p.m.

Annie in the Water. (Woods Valley Ski Resort, 9100 Route 46, Westernville), 2-5 p.m.

Chief Big Way. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Bartoonz. (Sand Bar & Grill, 1067 Route 49,

Karaoke w/DJ Rob. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400 Seventh North St.), 7 p.m.

Bernhards Bay), 3 p.m.

Chris Taylor & Custom Taylor Band. (Tin

Blueprints w/Bruce Tetley. (Roadside Inn,

Milton Ave.), 9 p.m.

Black River Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Chief Big Way. (Timber Tavern, 7153 State Fair Blvd.) 9 p.m.

Colin Aberdeen. (Heart & Courage Saloon,

Yellow Brick Road Casino, Chittenango), 6 p.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (CrossRoads Tavern, 7119

Tpke.), 8 p.m.

University Ave.), 5 p.m.

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2712 Eagleville Road), 3 p.m.

Dark Hollow. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road,

DJ Adam Simeon. (Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren

Open Jam w/Mr Monkey. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

St.), 11 a.m.

Dirtroad Ruckus. (Uriah’s, 7990 Oswego Rd.,

DJ Bill T. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 7:30 p.m.

DJ Halz. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

6524 Route 80, Tully), 4 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Heist, 114 Oneida St., Fulton),

Dove Creek. (Good Nature Brewery, 8 Broad

Jazz Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.),

Hendry. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell

Graham Funk, Chris Reiners. (Lava Night-

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Blue Water

Jesse Dillinger. (Phoenix American Legion, 9

Grit N Grace. (Snubbing Post, 8221 Rome

8 p.m.

Ave.), 10 p.m.

St., Hamilton), 9 p.m.

club, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Auburn), 7 p.m.

Flyin’ Column. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S.

Lowell Ave.), 4 p.m.

Heidi Fawn & the Gunrunners. (Nest Tavern,

3-5 p.m.

Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

Westernville Road, Rome), 9 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

Joanna Jewett. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E. Lake Road, Cazenovia), 7 p.m.

Guise. (Erich & Mickey’s Good Time Saloon, 103 Galster Ave.), 9 p.m.

Mark Nanni. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St.,

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Bistro Ele-

phant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7 p.m.

I Am Fool. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St.,

Auburn), 9 p.m.

Melissa Gardiner’s MG3. (Finger Lakes on

Karaoke. (Spinning Wheel, 3784 Thompson

Jim Scala. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E. Lake

Mike DeLaney & the Delinquents. (Empire

Karaoke. (William’s Restaurant, 7275 Route

John McConnell. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Road, Cazenovia), 7 p.m.

Auburn), 1 p.m.

Tap, 35 Fennell St., Skaneateles), 2 p.m.

Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 12:30 p.m.

Open Bluegrass Jam w/Boots N Shorts.

298, Bridgeport), 9 p.m.

Oswego), 7 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Dale. (Village Lanes, 201 E.

Joe Driscoll. (Mangia Italian Grill, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Soul Play. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Lightkeepers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Just After Dark. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River

Steven Winston & Mike DeLaney. (Shifty’s,

Lisa Lee Duo. (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany St.,

Karaoke w/DJ Corey. (Western Ranch Motor

Mark Nanni. (CC’s on the Green, Millstone Golf

Karaoke w/DJ Dale. (Village Lanes, 201 E.

Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9 p.m. Willow St.), 10 p.m. Cazenovia), 7 p.m.

Road, Central Square), 8 p.m.

Inn, 1255 State Fair Blvd.), 7 p.m.

(Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St.), 3-5 p.m.

M O N DAY 3/ 27 John McConnell. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Manlius St., East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Willow St.), 8 p.m.

McArdell & Westers. (Pasta’s on the Green, 1 Village Blvd. N., Baldwinsville), 8 p.m.

Karaoke w/DJ Mars. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Karaoke w/DJ Smegie. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Michael Crissan. (State Craft Tap Room, 9461

Last Left. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort,

Open Mike. (The Road, 4845 W. Seneca Turn-

Brewerton Road, Brewerton) 7 p.m.

Verona), 10 p.m.

Neil Minet & Electric Mud. (Abbott’s Village

Leonard James. (Heart & Courage Saloon, Yel-

Ave.), 9 p.m. pike), 7 p.m.

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Tavern, 6 E. Main St., Marcellus), 7:30 p.m.

low Brick Road Casino, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Open Mike for Youth. (Oswego Music Hall, 41

Lisa Lee Trio. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W. Fayette St.), 9 p.m.

Just Joe. (Scriba Town Inn, 5338 Route 104, Oswego), 7 p.m.

Lake St., Oswego), 6:30 p.m.

Hall, 41 Lake St., Oswego), 7:30 p.m.

p.m.

Los Blancos. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9:30

Karaoke & Open Mike. (Pat’s Bar & Grill, 3898

PEP. (Uriah’s, 7990 Oswego Rd., Liverpool), 9

Measure. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.),

Karaoke w/DJ Streets. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Open Mike w/Mark Zane. (Oswego Music

p.m.

8 p.m.

Billy J & Dion saturday march 25

strange daze

1401 Burnet Ave.), 7 p.m.

Course, 354 Route 5, Elbridge), 7 p.m.

Ave.), 6 p.m.

MONIRAE’S thursday march 23

Karaoke w/DJ Chaos. (Singers, 1345 Milton

Oswego River Road, Phoenix), 7 p.m.

Road, North Syracuse), 9 p.m.

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 8 p.m.

Open Mike. (Moondog’s Lounge, 24 State St.,

Minoa Bridgeport Road, East Syracuse), 9:30 p.m.

Liverpool), 9 p.m.

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Karaoke w/Mr Automatic. (Singers, 1345

Rooster, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m. Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Just Joe. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

New Court Ave.), 8 p.m.

Ave.), 9 p.m.

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Admission $8 ($7 with non-perishable food item) 201 N. Main St., Canastota 697-3344 alternativemindscny.com Open Mike w/Timmer. (JP’s Tavern, 109 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7 p.m. Open Mike w/Todd Storinge. (George O’Dea’s, 1333 W. Fayette St.), 7 p.m.

Open Mike w/Tim Herron. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Stevie Trombone. (Oak & Vine at Springside Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

CO M E DY

Steve-O. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Fri. 7:30 & 10:15 p.m., Sat. 7 & 10 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Jackass star excels at physical comedy, so he’ll have no problem standing up at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA. $25. & Sat. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com. Non SICuitur Jam. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Syracuse

Psychic Fair at Greystone Castle show take on their next assignment at Barton Hall, Cornell University, 144 East Ave., Ithaca. $8-$10/students, $12-$14/general. (607) 2544636, cornellconcerts.com.

Syracuse Improv Collective. Sat. 8 p.m.

Art Classes. Every Tues.-Sat. 10 a.m., 4 & 6:30 p.m. Teens and adults delve into their artistic sides at the Liverpool Art Center, 101 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $60-$80/month. 234-9333.

Chicks Are Funny. Wed. March 29, 7:30 p.m.

Improv Drop-In Class. Tues. 6:45 p.m. Every

The monthly female comedy series continues with headliner L. Michelle, plus Melissa Douty and Dre Cerbin at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA. $7. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone. com.

LEARNING

North Syracuse Art Group. Every Wed.

Improv Collective presents an open mike/ improv jam for performance artists of all skill levels at The UCF, 512 Westcott St. $3. (315) 4309027, syracuseimprovcollective.com.

Lisa Lampanelli. Fri. 8 p.m. The deemed

Improv Comedy Classes. Every Wed. 6-7:45

Daily Show Correspondents. Sat. 7 p.m. Roy

Wood Jr. and Adam Lowitt of the comedic news

Onondaga Lake Open House. Every Fri. noon-4:30 p.m. Come experience the lake cleanup firsthand at the Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way, Geddes. Free. 552-9751.

The local long-form improv group presents an evening of two-person sets at the Nancy Cantor Warehouse, 350 W. Fayette St. Free. 430-9027, syracuseimprovcollective.com

10 a.m. Bring your own supplies and learn, exchange art knowledge, share fine art with others and work your media. VFW Post 7290, 105 Maxwell Ave., North Syracuse. Free. 6993965.

Queen of Mean returns with her gauntlet of no-holds-barred comedy at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino’s Showroom, Thruway Exit 33, Verona. $57, $67. (877) 833-SHOW, turningstone.com.

Saturday April 1 11 AM - 8 PM Sunday April 2 11 AM - 6 PM

Alternative Minds presents the 19th annual Canastota Spring

p.m. Drop-in classes at Salt City Improv Theater, Shoppingtown Mall, 3649 Erie Blvd. E., DeWitt. $20/adults, $15/students with ID. 410-1962.

Open Figure Drawing. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m.

All skill levels are welcome: if you can write your name, you can draw. Westcott Community Center, 826 Euclid Ave. $8. 453-5565.

other week Syracuse Improv Collective provides instruction to help a person gain confidence with becoming a better improviser, actor, listener and communicator at Community Folk Art Center, 805 E. Genesee St. $10. 430-9027, syracuseimprovcollective.com.

SPORTS

Syracuse StadiumCross. Fri. 8-11 p.m., Sat.

SPECIALS

Syracuse Toastmasters. Every Wed. 8 a.m.

Learn leadership and public speaking qualities in a positive, constructive environment at the Syracuse Tech Garden, 235 Harrison St. goodmorningsyracuse.toastmastersclubs.org.

1 Million Cups. Every Wed. 9 a.m. Learn about local start-up businesses at Syracuse CoWorks, 201 E. Jefferson St. Free. onemillioncups.com/ syracuse. Women of Oz. Wed. March 22-Fri. March 31, daily. The Lyman Frank Baum Foundation presents an exhibition dedicated to the women, including Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Matilda Josyn Gage and more, in notable author’s life in the lobby of Marriott Syracuse Downtown, 100 E. Onondaga St. Free. facebook.com/LymanFrank-Baum-Foundation-Inc-182342648464587.

8 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 7 a.m.-8 p.m. The first-ever local motocross event revs its engines in the Toyota Coliseum, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $15-$25/adults, $5-$7/ages 6 to 16, free/ages 5 and under. (800) 753-3978, syracusestadiumcross.com.

Downtown Comes Downtown. Wed. March 22-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. The fashionable exhibit explores the turn of the 20th century garbs worn by local socialites at Onondaga Historical Association, 321 Montgomery St. Free. (315) 428-1864, cnyhistory.org.

Syracuse Crunch Hockey. Fri. & Sat. 7 p.m.

Nature’s Little Explorers. Wed. March 22

The puck-slappers face off against the Wilkes Barre-Scranton Penguins (Fri.) and the Utica Comets (Sat.) at the Onondaga County War Memorial Arena, 515 Montgomery St. $16, $18, $20. 473-4444.

& Thurs. 10-11 a.m.; through April 13. Ages 3 to 5 enjoy a Wednesday or Thursday weekly program at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $50. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org.

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Ain’t Misbehavin’. Wed. March 22 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 3 & 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m.; closes Sun. Lively musical tribute to the Fats Waller catalog continues the season at Syracuse Stage’s Archbold Theatre, 820 E. Genesee St. $20-$53. 443-3275.

Boeing, Boeing! Thurs. & Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 2 & 8 p.m.; closes Sat. A lothario must juggle three sexy stewardesses who stack up in his apartment in this fun 1960s farce to wrap the Boot and Buskin Theater Group season at Le Moyne College’s Coyne Center for the Performing Arts, 1419 Salt Springs Road. $15/adults, $10/seniors, $5/students. 445-4200.

Cinderella. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through

Sat. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

Crossroads. Thurs. & Fri. 8 p.m.; through

April 1. Harlequin Productions presents this original time-traveling yarn at Cayuga Community College’s Irene Bisgrove Theater, 197 Franklin St., Auburn. $7/adults, $2/students. 294-8640.

A Doll’s House. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 p.m., Sun.

2 p.m.; closes Sun. Henrik Ibsen’s three-act drama is presented at Open Hand Theater, 518 Prospect Ave. $13-$15/adults, $8-$10/ children. 476-0466.

Galumpha. Sat. 7 p.m. Flexible trio shows

of jaw dropping acrobatics and performance art at the State Theatre, 107 W. State St., Ithaca. $15/adults, $12/seniors and students, $10/children. (607) 277-8283, stateofithaca.com.

Julius Caesar. Mon. 7:30 p.m. The Acting

Company’s touring production of the Shakespeare classic at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. $20. 312-2141.

Low Noon. Every Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; through April 27. Interactive dinner-theater comedy-western whodunit; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $29.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

Bradley Walker Thompson: A Retrospective. Wed. March 22, Fri. & Sun. noon-5 p.m.,

Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Enjoy an intimate look at the 40-plus paintings of the eclectic Central New York artist at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $8/adults, $6/ seniors and students, free/members, military and ages 12 and under. (315) 474-6064, everson. org.

Salt City Abstraction. Wed. March 22, Fri.

& Sun. noon-5 p.m., Thurs. noon-8 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. An eclectic exhibit featuring Syracuse-affiliated artists, including Robert De Niro Sr., Margie Hughto and several others at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $8/ adults, $6/seniors and students, free/members, military and ages 12 & under. (315) 474-6064, everson.org.

Of Mice and Men. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.;

closes Sat. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents John Steinbeck’s Depression-era tale of two drifters on the run at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/Fri. & Sat., $17/Thurs. & Sun. 885-8960.

Sex With Strangers. Wed. March 22, 7:30 p.m., Thurs. 2 & 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 4 p.m., Tues. 7 p.m., Wed. March 29, 7:30 p.m.; through April 2. He’s a 20-something sex writer, she’s a 40-ish novelist, and they get stranded in a remote cabin in this spicy yarn, which continues the season at the Kitchen Theatre Company, 417 W. State St., Ithaca. $15-$37. (607) 273-4497, (607) 272-0570. Twelve Angry Men. Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.,

Sun. 3 p.m.; through April 2. The courtroom classic about a sequestered jury during a murder case is performed at the CNY Arts Center, River Glen Plaza, Route 481S, Fulton. $12/adults, $10/students and seniors. 598ARTS.

The Vagina Monologues. Thurs.-Sat. 7 p.m. Eve Ensler’s popular work is performed at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $12/adults, $5/students. 2536669. Wicked. Wed. March 22 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 8 p.m., Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Sun. 1 & 6:30 p.m.; closes Sun. Famous Artists presents the musical revamp of The Wizard of Oz at the Landmark Theatre, 362 S. Salina St. $29, $79. 475-7980. X. Tues. 7:30 p.m. The Acting Company’s touring production of playwright Marcus Gardley’s play about Malcolm X at SUNY Oswego’s Waterman Theater, Tyler Hall, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. $20. 312-2141. AUDITIONS AND REHEARSALS The Media Unit. Central New York teens

ages 13-17 are sought for the award-winning teen performance and production troupe; roles include singers, actors, dancers, writers and technical crew. Auditions by appointment: 478-UNIT.

at The Galleries Community Room, 447 S. Salina St., third floor. Free.

Spanish Conversations. Every Wed. 3:304:30 p.m. Enjoy a relaxed conversation, practice and develop your Spanish language skills with Zerbie at Petit Branch Library, 105 Victoria Place. Free. (315) 472-6110. Cocktails with Creatives. Wed. March 22,

4:30 p.m. AIGA Upstate hosts a happy hour networking event for local designers and creative-minded folks at Otro Cinco, 206 S. Warren St. Free. eventbrite.com.

Let’s talk about the opportunities! Call (315)422-7011

Ain’t Misbehavin’ Dinner and Show. Wed. March 22, 6:30 p.m. Enjoy a buffet dinner of seasonal fare provided by Phoebe’s Restaurant on-site at Syracuse Stage, 820 E. Genesee St. $45/dinner and show admission. (315) 443-3275, syracusestage.org.

Create a Hypertufa Container. Wed. March 22, 2:30 p.m. Learn how to make a hypertufa pot and other gardening tips at Carol Watson Greenhouse, 2980 Sentinel Heights Road, LaFayette. $7.50/registration, $30/materials. (315) 677-0286, carolwatsongreenhouse.com.

Paint, Drink & Be Merry. Wed. March 22, 6:30

Library Event with Creatives. Wed. March

Peer-based support group focuses on suicide and mental health awareness and support at Asil’s Pub, 220 Chapel Drive. Free. (315) 6321996, twobrotherslight.org.

22, 3-4:30 p.m. Graphic designers, AIGA members and non-members, and creative types are encouraged to meet up and co-work together

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p.m. Start your happy spring thoughts with a tulip painting at Uno Pizzeria & Grill, 3974 Route 31, Liverpool. $45. (315) 481-1638, paintdrinkandbemerrysyracuse.com.

H O R T I C U LT U R E B U I L D I N G / N Y S TAT E FA I R G R O U N D S / S Y R A C U S E

Two Brothers’ Light. Every Wed. 6:30-8 p.m.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Prizes

for contestants, who needn’t be part of an established team. Sitrus Bar, Sheraton Syracuse University Hotel, 801 University Ave. Free. 3806206.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Gray mat-

ters at this DJs-R-US contest at Spinning Wheel, 7384 Thompson Road, North Syracuse. Free. 458-3222.

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Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Brainstorming at Trappers II Pizza Pub, 101 N. Main St., Minoa. Free. 656-7777. Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Cranium

conundrums at RFH’s Hideaway, 1058 Route 57, Phoenix. Free. 695-2709.

Smartass Trivia. Every Thurs. 7-10 p.m. Steve

Patrick hosts his quiz show at Pizza Man Pub, 50 Oswego St., Baldwinsville. Free.638-1234.

Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7-9 p.m. Battle of

the brains with DJs-R-Us at Smokey Bones, 4036 Route 31, Liverpool. 652-7824.

AllNoire Entertainment: Poetry eMotion.

Fri. 6 p.m. An early evening of poetry, spoken word, storytelling and more at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Trivia Night. Every Fri. 7-9 p.m. Nightly prizes. Lamont Tavern, 108 Lamont Ave., Solvay. Free. 487-9890.

Touch of Maple Weekends. Sat. & Sun. 8

a.m.-4 p.m. Maple-themed activities include Saturday-only tapping ceremony, a taste of maple cook-offs, pancake breakfasts, kids contests and more at Red Schoolhouse Maple, 2437 Route 4, Fulton. $6.50/adults, $4/children. (315) 532-5056, redschoolhousemaple.com.

Images of a Restored Habitat. Sat. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. 1-4 p.m. Local photographers’ snapshots of life around the rehabilitated lake are featured at Onondaga Lake Visitors Center, 280 Restoration Way. Free. (315) 552-9751. Pancake Breakfast. Every Sat. 9 a.m.-noon;

through March. First come, first served at this weekly flapjack feast held in conjunction with maple syrup programming at Beaver Lake Nature Center,8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. $3-$5/person, depending on appetite. 638-2519, events.onondagacountyparks.com.

Maple Syrup Time. Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Sun.

1-4 p.m. Visit six stations and learn about the maple syrup process at Beaver Lake Nature Center, 8477 E. Mud Lake Road, Baldwinsville. Free with nature center admission. 638-2519, events.onondagacountyparks.com.

Trivia Night. Every Wed. 7-9 p.m. Brain power with DJs-R-Us at Cicero Country Pizza, 8292 Brewerton Road, Cicero. 699-2775.

Smartass Trivia. Every Wed. 7-10 p.m. Brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026 Teall Ave. Free. 399-5700.

Word, Revisited: Ron Van Nostrand. Thurs. 6 p.m. The next installment of the writing-focused talk features the local writer, musician and dramatist at Theater Mack, within the Cayuga Museum of History and Art, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $3. (315) 253-8051, theatermack.org. Trivia Night. Every Thurs. 7 p.m. Nightly prizes

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Syracuse Motorama. Sat. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The annual car show returns with several models on display in the Center of Progress Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $10/adults, $4/ages 6 to 16, free/ages 5 and under. (315) 516-0560, (315) 672-3904, syracuse-motorama.com. Tie-One-On Fly Tying. Sat. 10 a.m. Enjoy a day of vendors, demonstrations, artists, other exhibitors and an evening dinner at Genesee

Grande Hotel, 1060 E. Genesee St. $10/general, free/ages 16 and under. iroquoistu.org/tieone-on.

Wizarding Weekend. Sat. & Sun. 10 a.m.-3

p.m. Enjoy a Harry Potter-themed weekend filled with activities ranging from Quidditch tryouts, sorting ceremonies, animal demonstrations and more at Rosamond Gifford Zoo, 1 Conservation Place. $8/plus zoo admission.

Speaking for Themselves: Women of the Seward House. Sat. 10:30-11:30 a.m. Take a

tour of the historic home and learn about the women’s rights movement and more historical factoids at Seward House Museum, 33 South St., Auburn. $12/adults, $10/seniors and military, $6/students, free/ages 6 and under. (315) 2521283, sewardhouse.org.

Yoga with heART. Sat. 10:30 a.m. Enjoy a morning of alignment-based yoga led by Dara Harper and surrounded by the Angela Fraleigh exhibition at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $15; free/first-time drop-ins. 474-6064, everson.org. Youth Art Classes: Painting & Printing.

Every Sat. 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; through March. Learn and practice techniques in conjunction with the Bradley Walker Tomlin exhibit at Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $85. 4746064, everson.org.

Explore, Observe, Connect, Refresh. Sat. 1-2:30 p.m. Grab your nature journal and learn how to effectively use it while enjoying a hike at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $9. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org. Mindfulness Meditation. Every Sun. 10 a.m.; through April 2. Focus on deep breathing and open up your mind at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $5. (315) 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.com. Greenhouse Yoga. Sun. 10:30 a.m. Bring your own mat and let Heidi Noce guide a Vinyasa Flow style class at Carol Watson Greenhouse, 2980 Sentinel Heights Road, LaFayette. $10/person. 677-0286, carolwatsongreenhouse.com. Douglas Stark. Sun. 11 a.m. Museum director,

writer and sports lover talks about and reads from his work and tells stories pertaining to the craft at Temple Concord, 910 Madison St. Free. (315)475-9952, templeconcord.org.

Meatball Madness. Sun. noon-3 p.m. The

annual delicious fundraiser for Elmcrest Children’s Center, plus meatball judging competition, raffles and more in the International Building, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. $40-$45/family of four pack, $13-$15/ adults, $8-$10/ages 6 to 12, free/ages 5 and under. (315) 446-6250, Ext. 334, elmcrest.org.

Deep Sea Fishing: Mirror to a Fragile Ecosystem. Sun. 1 p.m. Michael Rivkin and

Dr. Bruce Monger talk about the exhibition of paintings by Stanley Meltzoff and life in the deep sea at Museum of the Earth, 1259 Trumansburg Road, Ithaca. Free with museum admission. (607) 273-6623, priweb.org.

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Book Discussion. Mon. 5:30 p.m. Chat about

Eckhart Tolle’s book Power of Now at the Cicero Library, 8686 Knowledge Lane, Cicero. Free. (315) 699-2032, nopl.org.

Trivia Night. Every Mon. 6:30 p.m. Knowledge is good at Marcella’s Restaurant, Clarion Hotel, 100 Farrell Road, Baldwinsville. Free. 457-8700.

Homeschool Adventures: Forest Ecology. Every Tues. 10-11:30 a.m.; through April 11. Venture into nature to learn about this week’s ecology topic about structure of a forest at Baltimore Woods Nature Center, 4007 Bishop Hill Road, Marcellus. $50. 673-1350, baltimorewoods.org.

Engineering History of the Erie Canal.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo. Daily, 10 a.m.-4:30

p.m. The zoo, located at 1 Conservation Place, features some pretty nifty animals, including penguins, tigers, birds, primates and the ever-popular elephants. $8/adults, $5/seniors, $4/youth, free/under age 2. 435-8511.

Onondaga Lake Skatepark. Daily, noon-

4 p.m.; through March, weather permitting. The park is open for anyone older than age 5. Helmets must be worn, and waivers (available at the park) must be signed by a parent. Onondaga Lake Park, 107 Lake Drive, Liverpool. $3/ session; $35/monthly pass; $125/season pass. 453-6712.

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Winona LaDuke. Tues. 6 p.m. Former presi-

S UBJ EC T TO CHA N GE. Beauty and the Beast. Emma Watson and

Magic Beyond Imagination. Tues. 6 p.m. Magicians Garrett Thomas and Kozmo dazzle with optical dessert for this dinner and a show at the Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango. $40. (315) 687-6900, (530) 3120253, golfattheridge.com. Brewerton Book Discussion. Tues. 6:30 p.m. Join in the discussion of The Double Bind by Chris Bohjalian at the Brewerton Library, 5440 Bennett St, Brewerton. Free. (315) 676-7484, nopl.org.

Smartass Trivia. Every Tues. 7:15-11 p.m. More brainy fun with Steve Patrick at Nibsy’s Pub, 201 Ulster Ave. Free. 476-8423.

Chris Bohjalian. Tues. 7:30 p.m. The acclaimed novelist speaks as part of the Rosamond Gifford Lecture Series at the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $35. 435-8000. Team Trivia. Every Tues. 8 p.m. Drop some

factoids at Coleman’s Authentic Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave. Free. (215) 760-8312.

a corporate headquarters in Bogota, Columbia. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 11:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:15, 6:45 & 9:15 p.m.

Chips. Big-screen remake of the 1970s cop

show. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 1:20, 4:45, 7:45 & 10:20 p.m. Sun.: 1:20, 4:45 & 7:45 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:50, 4:55 & 7:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:20, 4:20, 7:35 & 10:15 p.m.

Fifty Shades Darker. Dakota Johnson and

Jamie Dornan return for more sadomasochistic

pleasures in this follow-up. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 9:30 p.m.

Get Out. Writer-director Jordan Peele’s new

satirical splatter flick. Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:30, 4:05, 6:55 & 9:55 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 1:25, 4:40, 7:40 & 10:25 p.m. Sun.: 1:25, 4:40 & 7:40 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:55, 5:10 & 7:55 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:50, 4:10, 7:10 & 9:45 p.m.

Hidden Figures. Taraji P. Henson, Octavia Spencer and Janelle Monae play the real brains behind NASA’s early successes in this popular

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Tues. 5 p.m. Join Dr. Samuel Clemence as he speaks on the Erie Canal’s local history at Syracuse University’s Bird Library, 222 Waverly Ave. Free. (315) 443-2093. dential candidate, women’s rights activist and environmentalist will speak as part of the “I Am Oz” speaker series at the Marano Campus Center, SUNY Oswego, 7060 Route 104, Oswego. Free. (315) 312-5483, oswego.edu.

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Dan Stevens take the title roles in Disney’s live-action version of the animated musical classic; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ IMAX/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:40 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/ Stadium). Daily: 12:20, 7 & 10:10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 1:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 4:40 & 8 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 11:20 a.m., 2:40, 4:10, 6 & 9:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 10:40 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 12:50, 3:10, 6:30, 7:30 & 9:40 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D). Fri. & Sat.: 3:30 & 9:30 p.m. Sun.: 3:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 4 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Screen 1: Fri. & Sat.: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Sun.: 1, 4 & 7 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 1 & 7 p.m. Screen 2: Fri. & Sat.: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 1:30, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m. Screen 3: Fri.-Sun.: 12:30 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 2, 5 & 8 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 12, 3, 6 & 9 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m. Screen 2: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Screen 3: 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m.

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biopic. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 3:15, 6:40 & 9:40 p.m. No 12:10 & 3:15 p.m. shows Sat.

Kong: Skull Island. The big ape returns; pre-

sented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 1, 4:20, 7:20 & 10:15 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 12:30, 3:50, 6:40 & 9:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 1:05, 4:10, 7:20 & 10:05 p.m. Sun.: 1:05, 4:10 & 7:20 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:35, 4:40 & 7:50 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/3-D/ Stadium). Daily: 6:45 & 9:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:25, 3:45, 7:15 & 9:55 p.m.

The Last Word. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:45, 6:35 & 9:20 p.m. Manlius (Digital presentation/ stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:15 & 4:30 p.m. The LEGO Batman Movie. Gotham Citybased cartoon sequel. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:25, 2:10, 3:20 & 6:25 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:15 & 3:40 p.m. Life. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation).

Fri. & Sat.: 1:10, 4:20, 7:10 & 10:10 p.m. Sun.: 1:10, 4:20 & 7:10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:40, 4:50 & 7:40 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:05, 7:25 & 10:05 p.m.

Lion. Dev Patel and Nicole Kidman in the

acclaimed drama about an Indian man who searches for clues about his long-lost family. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Fri.-Sun.: 12:20 p.m.. Mon.-Thurs.: 12:20, 3:20, 6:50 & 9:50 p.m.

Logan. Hugh Jackman’s last stand as Wolver-

ine in this R-rated version of the Marvel Comics superhero. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:35 a.m., 2:50, 6:10 & 9:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 12:50, 3:55, 7:15 & 10:15 p.m. Sun.: 12:50, 3:55 & 7:15 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:20, 4:25 & 7:45 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:35, 7:05 & 10:10 p.m.

Power Rangers. Reboot of the kiddie action franchise. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 12:45, 3:45, 6:50 & 9:45 p.m. Sun.: 12:45, 3:45 & 6:50 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:15, 4:15 & 7:20 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 12:40, 3:50, 7:20 & 10:20 p.m. Screen 2 (Fri.-Sun.): 3:20, 6:50 & 9:50 p.m. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Another sci-

fi tale from long ago in a galaxy far away. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 6:40 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 1:25 p.m.

The Shack. Sam Worthington and Tim McGraw in a faith-based flick. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12, 3:05, 6:15 & 9:20 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Fri. & Sat.: 12:35, 3:35, 6:40 & 9:40 p.m. Sun.: 12:35, 3:35 & 6:40 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 1:05, 4:05 & 7:10 p.m. Shoppingtown 14 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 3:10, 6:35 & 9:35 p.m. Sing. Matthew McConaughey and Reese Witherspoon lend their voices to this cartoon musical. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 4:15 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 11 a.m. Wilson. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:25 a.m., 4:50, 7:35 & 10:25 p.m.

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FI L M, OT H E R S L I S T E D AL PH A BE T IC A L LY: Dragons. Wed. March 22-Sun. & Wed. March 29, 1 & 3 p.m. Explore the world’s fascination with these winged fantasy creatures in this large-format outing narrated by Max Von Sydow. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/ children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Frida. Fri. 1 & 7 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m., Wed.

March 29, 7 p.m. Salma Hayek as the unibrowed Mexican painter Frida Kahlo in this biopic. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

Journey to Space. Wed. March 22-Sun. &

Wed. March 29, 12 & 2 p.m. Blast off with this large-format adventure. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Kedi. Wed. March 15 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Cats take center stage in this unusual film set in Istanbul. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453. Michael Jordan to the MAX. Sat. 4 p.m.

Annual March Madness large-format screenings featuring the hoops star at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibit hall: $14/adults, $12/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

My Life as a Zucchini. Fri. & Sat. 4 & 7:30 p.m., Sun. 1 & 4 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 29, 7:30 p.m.; closes March 30. Heartwarming cartoon feature was nominated for an Academy Award. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Paterson. Wed. March 22 & Thurs. 7:30 p.m. A

New Jersey bus driver is the subject of director Jim Jarmusch’s new feature. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/ students. 337-6453.

Pink Saris. Wed. March 22, 7 p.m. Hindi-lan-

guage documentary about political activism. Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

The Salesman. Wed. March 22 & Thurs. 7:15 p.m. An Iranian couple discovers danger in Tehran in this drama. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453. Swing Time. Tues. 1 p.m. The Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers musical classic at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. Free. 253-6669. The Ultimate Wave: Tahiti. Wed. March 22-Fri., Sun. & Wed. March 29, 4 p.m. Surf’s up for this large-format adventure. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. A United Kingdom. Fri. & Sat. 3:45 & 7:15 p.m., Sun. 12:45 & 3:45 p.m., Mon.-Wed. March 29, 7:15 p.m.; closes March 30. Fact-based drama with David Oyelowo and Rosamund Pike. Cinema Capitol Twin, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/ adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

The Whistler, Mr. Moto’s Last Warning. Mon. 7:30 p.m. Double bill of mystery programmers starts with the 1944 Richard Dix yarn and ends with Peter Lorre’s 1939 sleuth flick, which continues the Syracuse Cinephile Society’s spring season at the Spaghetti Warehouse, 680 N. Clinton St. $3.50. 475-1807.

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to her distributee, legatees, devisees, heirsat-law, next of kin, executors, administrators and assigns, if any there be, all of whose names, places of residence and post office addresses are unknown, and cannot after due diligence and diligent inquiry therefor be ascertained A petition having been duly filed by Frank S. Caliva, Jr., who is domiciled at 211 Haddonfield Dr., Dewitt, NY 13214 YOU ARE HEREBY CITED TO SHOW CAUSE before the Surrogate’s Court, Onondaga County, at 401 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, New York, on May 2 2017, at 9:30 o’clock in the forenoon of that day, why a decree should not be made in the estate of Marion T. McCarthy lately domiciled at Syracuse, New York admitting to probate a Will dated February 8, 2011, as the Will of Marion T. McCarthy deceased, relating to real and personal property, and directing that Letters Testamentary issue to: Frank S. Caliva, Jr. Dated, Attested and Sealed. March 10 2017, HON. AVA SHAPERO RAPHAEL, Surrogate, MARY ELLEN SOFINISKI, Deputy Chief Clerk. Stephen Lance Cimino Attorney for Petitioner, Telephone Number(315) 428-1000, Address of Attorney:307 South Clinton Street, Suite 300, Syracuse, New York 13202-1250. [NOTE: This citation is served upon you as required by law. You are not required to appear. If you fail to appear it will be assumed you do not object to the relief requested. You have a right to have an attorney appear for you.] LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT I, MARION T. McCARTHY, currently of 312 Dewitt Road, City of Syracuse, County of Onondaga and State of New York, being of sound mind, memory and understanding, do hereby make, publish and declare this to be my Last Will and Testament as follows: FIRST: I direct that all my just debts and funeral expenses be paid as soon after my death as practicable. SECOND: I give to Holy Cross Church, 4112 East Genesee Street, DeWitt, New York, the sum of Two Hundred Fifty Dollars ($250.00) to say masses for the respose of my soul. It is my wish and desire that such masses reflect that they are being said at the request of family. THIRD: I give, devise and bequeath

my one-half share in my home located at 312 Dewitt Road, Syracuse, New York, to my sister Kathleen M. Caliva currently of 211 Haddonfield Drive, Dewitt, New York. In the event that my sister, Kathleen M. Caliva, shall predecease me, then and in that event, I give, devise and bequeath my one-half share in my home located at 312 Dewitt Road, Syracuse, New York, to my nephew, Albert J. McCarthy, Jr.FOURTH: I give, devise and bequeath to my sister Kathleen M. Caliva all my household furnishings and personal belongings in my home located at 312 Dewitt Road, Syracuse, New York. In the event that my sister, Kathleen M. Caliva, shall predecease me, then and in that event, I give, devise and bequeath all my household furnishings and personal belongings in my hOme located at 312 Dewitt Road, Syracuse, New York to my nephew, Albert J. McCarthy, Jr. FIFTH: After payment of all my just debts and expenses, I give, devise and bequeath my remaining cash, bank accounts and certificates of deposits to Holy Cross Church located at 4112 East Genesee Street, Dewitt, New York, to be used for whatever purpose they deem fit. SIXTH:I give, devise and bequeath all the rest, residue and remainder of my estate to my sister Kathleen M. Caliva. In the event that my sister, Kathleen M. Caliva, shall predecease me, then and in that event, I give, devise and bequeath all the rest, residue and remainder of my estate to my nephew, Albert J. McCarthy, Jr. SEVENTH: I make no provision in this Will for my surviving siblings other than in paragraphs “Third”, “Fourth” and “Sixth” as they have been provided for in their lifetime and I do not want to affect their estate planning or Medicaid benefits .EIGHT: I hereby nominate and appoint my nephew, Francis S. Caliva, Jr., as Executor and if he be deceased or unwilling or unable to act, I hereby appoint my nephew Albert J. McCarthy, Jr. as successor Executor of this my Last Will and Testament. I expressly order and direct that no Executrix or Executor hereunder shall be required to give or file or furnish in any Court or jurisdiction any bond, undertaking or security whatever because of acting as

such Executrix or Executor. In addition to the rights, power and authority conferred by law on Executors, I also authorize and empower my Executrix or Executor to sell or dispose of any real estate of which I may die seized and also to mortgage any such real estate upon such terms and conditions as he may deem proper. NINTH: It is my request and desire that my Executrix or Executor receive the ususal commission for administering my Estate. LASTLY: I hereby revoke all former Last Wills and Testaments by me ever made. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I hereunto subscribe my name the 8 day of February in the year 2011. Marion T. McCarthy WE, whose names are hereto subscribed, DO CERTIFY, that on the 8 day of February 2011, MARION T. McCARTHY, the Testatrix above named, subscribed her name to this instrument in our presence and in the presence of each of us, and at the same time, in our presence and hearing, declared the same to be her Last Will and Testament, and requested us and each of us, to sign our names thereto as witnesses to the execution thereof, which we hereby do in the presence of the Testatrix and of each other, on the day of the date of the said Will, and write opposite our names our respective places of residence. Witness residing at 407 Piercfield Dr, Solvay, NY 13209. Anne Husted residing at 113 Meays Drive, Syracuse, NY 13209. BTMACK COMPANIES, LLC: Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization for BTMACK COMPANIES, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (“SSNY”) on January 31, 2017. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to the LLC, c/o Brett McGowan, 5747 Sunset Terrace, Cicero, New York 13039. Purpose: To engage in any lawful activity. DWP BUCHMANS CLOSE MEMBER, LLC: Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization for DWP BUCHMANS CLOSE MEMBER, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (“SSNY”) on February 24, 2017. Office Loca-

tion: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to the LLC, at 5998 Bay Hill Circle, Jamesville, New York 13078. Purpose: To engage in any lawful activity. KENNER PROPERTIES, LLC: Notice of Formation of Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization for KENNER PROPERTIES, LLC (“LLC”) were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (“SSNY”) on December 8, 2016. Office Location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process to the LLC, c/o Scott Hansen, 106 Kenner Road, Minoa, New York 13116. Purpose: To engage in any lawful activity. Legal Notice of Dayce IV – Scottsville Road, LLC. Notice of formation of Limited Liability Company (“LLC”). LLC Registration filed with the Secretary of State of New York (“SSNY”) on 01/25/2017. Office location: 8302 Partridgeberry Drive, Baldwinsville, NY. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY may mail a copy of any process to the LLC, 8302 Partridgeberry Drive, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: Any legal purpose. Name of LLC: Vine Fitness, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 1/24/17. Office Location: Onondaga County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: P.O. Box 430, Tully, NY 13159. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE Name of LLC: DLH Bravo N92VR, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 2/28/17. Office Location: Cortland County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: 41 Church St., Cortland, NY 13045. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE Name of LLC: DLH Carrington Park, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 3/16/17. Office Location: Cortland County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and

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LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 02/21/17. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited lia-

bility company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 5468 Telephone Road, Cincinnatus, New York 13040 which is the principal office of the

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agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 6750 Granite Circle Fayetteville, NY, 13066. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 315 Stables, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 7/23/14. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 6750 Granite Circle Fayetteville, NY, 13066. Any lawful purpose.

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Notice of Formation of 67 GROTON, LLC— Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 2/02/17. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 21 Pleasant Street, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 75 Groton Ave., LLC at 101 North Main Street, Homer, NY 13077 which is also the principal business location. The purpose is any lawful activity.

Notice of Formation of 75 Groton Ave., LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 02/08/2017. Office location: Cortland County, NY. SSNY is the designated agent of the LLC upon whom process may be served.

Notice of Formation of ABA Experience, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 10/25/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

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Notice of Formation of A to Z Apartments, LLC. Art of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 03/10/2017. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process: 8133 Crimson Circle, Clay, NY 13041. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of ANY & ALL, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/3/2017. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: c/o The LLC, 6528 East Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville, NY 13078. Term: until 1/1/2068. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of AVDIC PROPERTIES, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 3/9/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 8944 Jackson Road, Clay, NY 13041. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Bark Avenue Doggy Day Care & Grooming Spa LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/14/17. Office location: Ononda-

ga County. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to : C/O Bark Avenue Doggy Day Care & Grooming Spa LLC, 111 Sunset Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13208. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of BDW Enterprises, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/17/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 1555 Ridge Rd., Fabius, NY 13063. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of BPS Pro Audio, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/23/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to BPS Pro Audio LLC, 3767 Ransom Road, Jamesville, NY 13078. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Brighton Hill Office Park, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on December 27, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Richard L. Cramer, 1746 Meeker Hill Road, LaFayette, NY 13064. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CMZ Wireless, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/8/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4950 Darien Drive Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CNY ImageFlight, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on November 22, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail

copy of process to CNY ImageFlight, LLC at 420 Village Blvd North, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Complete Harmony Care Solutions, LLC. Articles of Orgainization were filed with the Secretary of State of New york (SSNY) on 2/6/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Gwen Crossett, 5182 Candlewood Dr. Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of DeFio LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 1/31/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 113 Kimber Ave., Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of EDIC PROPERTIES, LLC, Art. of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 02/17/2017. Office location: Onondaga County. Street address of principal place of

business: 4 Robinson Drive Baldwinsville, NY 13027. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o the LLC, 4 Robinson Drive Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose: any lawful activities.

SSNY shall mail copy of process to 115 Davis Street, First Floor, Syracuse, NY 13204. Purpose is any lawful acts or activities for which limited liability companies may be formed in accordance with s 201 of the New York Limited Liability Company Law.

NOTICE OF FORMATION of Elevenpress Studios LLC. Art. of Org. filed with NY Secretary of State (SSNY) 02/21/ 2017. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 210 Breakspear Rd Syracuse, NY 13219. Purpose: Any lawful activity.

Notice of formation of IMMERSIVE REALTY TOURS, LLC. Art. Of Org. filed with the Sect’y of State of NY (SSNY) on 01/10/17. Office in Onondonga County. SSNY has been designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to the LLC, 101 Chaumont Drive Syracuse, NY, 13209. Purpose: Any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Essential Water Wellness, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/31/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4458 Tabitha Creek, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Frederick Walker Consultant, LLC. Arts. Of Org filed with SSNY on 5/ 11/2016. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY is designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to 2886 Eager Road. LaFayette, NY 13084. Purpose is any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Happy Tails Dog Walking, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/13/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to c/o US Co r p o r a t i o n Agents, Inc., 7014 13th Ave, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Notice of Formation of ILLIMITABLE ENTERTAINMENT LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/03/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga, SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served.

Notice of Formation of Isaac Budmen Industries, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on Jan. 20, 2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Ferrara Fiorenza PC, Attn: Donald Budmen, Esq., 5010 Campuswood Drive, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of LEAK Property Holdings, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/23/17. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 8002 Evesborough Dr., Clay, NY 13041. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Lynn D’Elia Temes & Stanczyk LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/2/2017. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: practice of law and any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Magnumopus Technologies LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary

of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/14/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5608 Muscovy Ln. Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Mancari Agency LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on February 23, 2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Matthew J. Mancari, 105 Owls Nest Way, Warners, NY 13164. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Me Self Love LLC. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY ) on 3/9/2017. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of PLLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, PO Box 746, Syracuse, NY 13205. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Morgan Meile Landscapes, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 01/17/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 5869 Syellium Dr Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of MZM Tech Limited Liability Company. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 1/23/17. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 308 Colfax Ave, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of N.A.B. Motor Company, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/21/17. Office is located in the

County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Matthew Nabinger, 384 N. Midler Ave. Ste. 209, Syracuse NY 13206. Purpose is any lawful purpse. Notice of Formation of Neatify, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 2/10/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to 212 Old Liverpool Road, Apt. 8-8, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Prayanak LLC, Art of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 02/07 /2017 Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process: 12 Wexford Road, Syracuse, NY 13214 Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Stinard Ave. Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Sassy Taco, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on March 6, 2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Kyle W. Madden, 517 Robineau Rd, Syracuse, NY 13207. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Scolaro Law, PLLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 1/13/17. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of PLLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 6832 East Genesee St., Fayetteville, NY, 13066. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Skinner’s Pub LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 2/17/17. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: 3650 James St., Syracuse, NY 13206. Purpose: any lawful activity.

March 1, 2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 308 Hatherleigh Rd, Syracuse, NY 13219. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Therapeutic Mental Health Counseling, PLLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 12/02/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of PLLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Andrea Ryan Mojica, 8290 Swallow Path Liverpool, NY 13090. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Titan Emergency Response and Management, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 3/10/2017. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4465 E. Genesee Street #223, DeWitt, NY 13214. Purpose is any lawful purpose.

(SSNY) on March 1, 2017. Office is located at 118 Julian Place #110, Syracuse, NY 13210 in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to C/O United States Corporation Agents, Inc, 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMA-

TION OF ZOKARI PROPERTIES, L.L.C. Arts of Org. filed with Secretary of State on 2/09/2017. Office location Onondaga County, Principal Business Location c/o Hugh C. Gregg II Esq., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, New York 13202. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to: HUGH C. GREGG II ESQ., 120 East Washington Street, #515, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose, any lawful activity.

2017, and the Complaint filed in the Office of the Clerk of the County of Onondaga on the 26th day of January, 2017. The object of this action is to quiet title pursuant to Article 15 of the New York Real Property Actions and Proceedings Law regarding the following parcel of real property: All that tract, piece or parcel of land, situate in the Town of Cicero, County of Onondaga and State of New York, and known and distinguished as being sub-divisional Lot Number 167 of Island View Park on Farm Lot Number Thirty-Three (33), of the said Town of Cicero, according to a Map of revision of Cal-GAP Park, made by George E. Higgins, C.E., and filed in the Onondaga County Clerk’s Office on August 13, 1923. Skan Woods LLC filed Articles of Organization with the NY Department of State on February 24, 2017. Its office is located in Onondaga County. The Secretary of State has been designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against it may be served, and a copy of any process shall be mailed to 83 Fennell Street, Skaneateles, NY 13152. The purpose of the Company is any lawful business.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Leo journal entry,

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want to get the best of everything. But that doesn’t mean you should disdain cheap thrills that are more interesting and gratifying than the expensive kind. And of course you enjoy taking risks. But there’s a big difference between gambling that’s spurred by superstitious hunches and gambling rooted in smart research. And, of course, you’re galvanized by competition. But why fritter away your competitive fire on efforts to impress people? A better use of that fire is to use it to hone your talents and integrity.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) William Boyd writes novels, which require him to do copious research about the real-world milieus he wants his fictional characters to inhabit. For example, to ensure the authenticity of his book Waiting for Sunrise, he found out what it was like to live in Vienna in 1913. He compares his process of searching for juicy facts to the feeding habits of a blue whale: engorging huge amounts of seawater to strain out the plankton that are good to eat. Ninety percent of the information he wades through is irrelevant, but the rest is tasty and nourishing. I suspect you’ll thrive on a similar approach in the coming weeks, Virgo. Be patient as you search for what’s useful. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Here’s a new word

for you: enantiodromia. It’s what happens when something turns into its opposite. It’s nature’s attempt to create equilibrium where there has been imbalance. Too much NO becomes YES, for example. A superabundance of yin mutates

into yang, or an overemphasis on control generates chaos. Flip-flops like these tend to be messy if we resist them, but interesting if we cooperate. I figure that’s your choice right now. Which will it be? The latter, I hope. P.S.: The reversals that you consciously co-create may not be perfect. But even if they are baffling, I bet they will also be amusing and magnificent.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) When I was 24, I lived in rural North Carolina and had a job washing dishes in a city four miles away. I was too poor to own a bicycle, let alone a car. To get to work I had to trudge down back roads where hostile dogs and drunk men in pickup trucks roamed freely. Luckily, I discovered the art of psychic protection. At first I simply envisioned a golden force field surrounding me. Later I added visualizations of guardian animals to accompany me: two friendly lions and two sheltering wolves. Maybe it was just the placebo effect, but the experiment worked. My allies made me brave and kept me safe. You’re welcome to borrow them, Scorpio, or conjure up your own version of spirit protectors. You’re not in physical danger, but I suspect you need an extra layer of protection against other people’s bad moods, manipulative ploys and unconscious agendas. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) I’m not suggesting you should listen to your heart with rapt attention every waking minute for the next four weeks. I don’t expect you to neglect the insights your mind has to offer. But I would love to see you boost your attunement to the intelligent organ at the center of your chest. You’re going to need its specific type of guidance more than ever in the coming months. And at this particular moment, it is beginning to overflow with wisdom that’s so rich and raw that it could unleash a series of spiritual orgasms. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The empty space at the end of this sentence has intentionally been left blank. The serene hiatus you just glided through comes to you courtesy of Healing Silence, an ancient form of do-it-yourself therapy. Healing Silence is based on the underappreciated truth that now and then it’s restorative to just SHUT UP and abstain from activity for a while. (As you know, the world is crammed with so much noise and frenzy that it can be hard to hear yourself think, or even feel.) With Healing Silence, you bask in a sanctuary of sweet nothingness for as long as you need to. Please try it sometime soon. Wrap yourself in the luxurious void of Healing Silence. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I hope you

won’t feel the need to say any of these things: 1. “I’m sorry I gave you everything I had without making sure you wanted it.” 2. “Will you please just stop asking me to be so real.” 3. “I long for the part of you that you’ll never give me.” Now here are things I hope you will say sometime soon: 1. “I thrived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.” (This declaration is lifted from novelist Joshua Graham.) 2. “I’m having fun, even though it’s not the same kind of fun everyone else is having.” (Borrowed from author C.S. Lewis.) 3. “I’m not searching for who I am. I’m searching for the person I aspire to be.” (Stolen from author Robert Brault.)

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Are you fantasiz-

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