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You visited the website, you clicked and you typed in people, places and things you felt should be crowned as Best of Syracuse 2016 winners. After listening to feedback and considering suggestions, we’ve tried to implement last-minute changes as we saw fit, accommodating as many omitted categories as best as we could. We tried to keep this locally focused, but this is a reader’s poll. The opinions of BEST SPORTS VENUE Carrier Dome

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Artistry in Hanover

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Turning Stone

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Alpine

Salt City Sound Machine

Pastabilities

Green Lakes

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Polish Festival

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Hotel Syracuse Borio’s Restaurant

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Syracuse Stage

Joey Herzog

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Rosamond Gifford Zoo

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The MOST

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Department

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Christie Casciano Tammy Palmer Farah Jadran BEST LOCAL PHOTOGRAPHER Sarah Heppell Photography Alexis Emm Photograffi Daniel Ware Photography Erin Shuba Photography Michael Davis (Syracuse New Times)

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Koto

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Erawan

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Twin Trees

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Mario & Salvo’s

Byblos

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Goodies

Ocean Sushi

Blarney Stone

Red Olive

Wegmans

Molly Matott

Chris Fowler

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Michael John

Charles House (Blue

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Coppertop Tavern

Now and Later

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Winds of Cold Springs Harbor Marina

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Blue Spruce Lounge

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Willow Rock Brewery

Woodchuck Cider

Bangkok

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MacKenzie’s Hard Cider

Borio’s

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Recess

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Shifty’s

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Freedom of Espresso

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Finally Ours

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Now and Later

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Core

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Winery)

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Sicilian Tradizione

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Big Dip

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Chris Baker Jeff Kramer

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Sean Kirst

Mother’s Cupboard

Peter Hall

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Summerwood Pediatrics

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Scotch and Sirloin

Limp Lizard

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Wayne Mahar

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Anthony Donofrio

Brighton Hill Pediatrics

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Syracuse Nostalgia

Brandon Roth

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Regional Donut Authority

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Dominick’s

Vitamin Warehouse

Dr. Gerald Danaher

Lamont Tavern

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Boppin’ (Like The Hip Folks Do) carlcafarelli. blogspot.com

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Darwin’s

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Trader Joe’s

Downtown Dental

Bob Barkers

Julianna Pastella

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Salt City Dogs

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Eric Johnson (Singers)

Cayetano Valenzuela

Syracuse History

Dr. Robert Dracker

Apizza Regionale

All Fed Up

Sicilian Tradizione

Mother Earth

Child Health Care Associates

Modern Malt

Paul Colabufo

Green Planet

Pediatric Associates

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Shifty’s

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Onondaga County Legislature pay raises

North Salina Car Wash

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Lakeview Amphitheater problems

Niagara

Performance Harley Davidson

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The Vault

Lakeside Amphitheater

Franklin Square

Auto Tech

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Destiny USA New York State Fair BEST NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Black Sea Tattoo

Tawn Marie’s Dance Centre

Green Hills

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Studio B

Spera’s

Wegmans St. Agnes Westcott Florist Whistlestop

Syracuse School of Dance Always Dancing CMC Dance Company

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Barks and Rec.

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Cazenovia

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Oswego

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Rocky’s

Play the Game Read the Story

Super Kind Imports

Microgame

Zonen

Jay Street

Fayetteville

Onondaga Nation

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Cloud City

Tymeless Tattoo

Comix Zone

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Play the Game Read the Story

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Shear Love

Barry Park

Perfect Paw

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Vapor Revolution

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Hotel Syracuse (Marriot Syracuse Downtown)

Music and More

Jefferson Clinton Hotel

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Genesee Grande

Burnet Park BEST LIBRARY Liverpool Public Library

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Hope for Heather

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CK’s Fun Zone

WBBS-FM B104.7

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Spark Syracuse (Community Radio for Syracuse) FEAT of CNY Vera House

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Northern Onondaga Public Library

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Wheel a Way

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Onondaga Lake Park

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Wag’s Pet Center

Larger than Life

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Clinton Square

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Sam’s Auto Body

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Wegmans Good Dog Park

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Jamesville Beach

Fehlman and Son

Miner vs. Mahoney

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KRAMER By Jeff Kramer

have normal lives when they smell like they’ve spent the day lap swimming in Satan’s lower bowel. SNT: Before we talk about you singing the National Anthem at the Chiefs game, which, frankly, sounds like one of the worst ideas to come down the pike since Clark’s Ale House moved to Salina Street, tell us about your other State Fair appearance. JK: Wednesday, Aug. 31, is “Ride for $5” Day. You get $5 off admission if you ride your bike to the fair. I’m the local celebrity for a group ride sponsored by the awesome bike shop Mello Velo. We’ll leave from the Salt Museum at 9:30 a.m. and loop around the lake. We even get to see the new toxic amphitheater en route to the State Fair! No charge for the ride, so come on out.

LIFESTYLES OF THE NOT-SO-RICH & HAIRLESS Editor’s Note: Jeff Kramer has graciously accepted two local celebrity appearances at the New York State Fair. As if that isn’t enough, he will sing the National Anthem at the Syracuse Chiefs game on Fireworks Friday, Aug. 26. How does Kramer have so much energy and how does he handle the demands of local celebrity? We caught up to him just as he was slinking out the side door of Adult World to find out:

can see them trying to figure it out: Is that the guy who rotated the tires on my Subaru 10 years ago? Pay attention, people! I’m Jeff Kramer, for God’s sake!

SNT: Hi, Jeff, come here often? JK: Actually, no. I was robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police officers who took me here against my will. It’s traumatizing.

SNT: You and Amy get along? JK: Definitely. I admire how gracefully she handles her local celebrity. She always comes across as friendly and generous of spirit. What a giver.

SNT: Were you targeted because you’re a local celebrity? JK: Most likely. There are so many sick people out there who want to take advantage of my general awesomeness. It’s sad. BOUNCER: (appears from the same door) Mr. Kramer, here’s your numbing spray. You left it in the booth. SNT: Do you mean people like that guy? JK: Exactly. I have no idea who that man is. SNT: It sounds like being a local celebrity is a terrible burden to you? JK: It can get oppressive. The worst part is when someone keeps looking at me and they sort of recognize me, but they can’t make the connection. You 8.24.16 - 8.30.16 | syracusenewtimes.com

SNT: Yet you always come back for more celebrity abuse. Like this Sunday, Aug. 28, 10 a.m., you’ll be at the main gate of the New York State Fair getting a pie smashed into your face for charity, correct? JK: That’s correct. I’ll be helping to kick off the Bubble Blast Run to benefit ACR Health. Amy Robbins from 93Q will be there.

SNT: You’re more of a taker, right? JK: That’s fair, although you could argue that in doing these charity events when my heart isn’t in them, I’m more generous than Amy. SNT: We’ve noticed, by the way, that the Colonial Laundromat ad that was shot almost a decade ago with you and actress Moe Harrington has started running again on local television. Is it true that you donate your share of the royalties to charity? JK: There are no royalties. But if there were royalties, I would definitely donate them to a worthy, laundry-related cause, maybe toward a special laundry safe house where Fox News employees can drop in to have the stench of deceit removed from their clothing. It’s so hard for these people to go home and

SNT: As an avid cyclist, you must relish this chance to promote cycling as a fun, healthy alternative to driving. JK: Oh, please. You think I give a deepfried goat turd how people get to the fair? Take a funicular for all I care. Here’s the deal: I drop a lot of green at Mello Velo. Do you have any idea how many padded cycling shorts a guy my size flattens into micro-thin colonies of streptococcus in the course of a year? I’m in this for the swag, for deeply discounted merchandise. “The Jeff Kramer, local celebrity” brand does not come cheap. SNT: But you’re already getting five bucks off fair admission. JK: OK, sold. SNT: Are we really going to hear you sing the National Anthem? JK: Correct. I auditioned at the stadium the other day and I passed with flying colors. I believe Chiefs general manager Jason Smorol’s exact words were, “You’re not even close to the worst we’ve ever had.” SNT: So you can sing? JK: I have decent pitch, let’s just say that. I am rehearsing with the goal of avoiding a Roseanne Barr-type national shaming. My biggest fear is that I will become so overcome with patriotism that I’ll forget the words. I’m struggling a little with the “O’er the ramparts we watched” part. What the hell is a rampart, anyway? Isn’t that the hospital where Dr. Joe Early and Nurse Dixie McCall worked? SNT: You’ll do great. JK: Thank you. If I screw up, at least they didn’t put me in charge of the fireworks. SNT

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A NEW FAIR-DO Our most cherished summer tradition gets a big-time makeover By Bill DeLapp Photos By Michael Davis OK, let’s address the elephant that’s not in the room: the Grandstand, which made an explosive exit from the New York State Fairgrounds last January. And yes, for those who visited the Syracuse Nationals car show in July, the Grandstand’s void was as apparent as David Letterman’s dental work. Yet the time for mourning is officially over as the State Fair kicks into its end-of-summer, 12-day run starting Thursday, Aug. 25. There’s simply too much that is brand-spanking new, thanks to a $50 million renovation that literally starts at the front door. That’s where fairgoers will see the new main entrance, which is a flashback to the arched carriage-gate style that welcomed turn-of-the-20th-century visitors. Also new is the concrete plaza directly behind Chevy Court, with a digital billboard display that details the day’s events. Other cosmetic wrinkles include four landscaped islands that are now situated on Hiawatha Street between the Dairy and Cattle buildings. Near the annual PanAfrican Village is a new fair entrance, titled Gate 11A, on Bridge Street that allows easier access to walkers coming from Solvay. The state’s Lottery Players Pavilion, another victim of the wrecking ball, has relocated its scratch-offs to the Coliseum’s former restaurant space. And the ramp to the Dairy Building’s Milk Bar (still a quarter for cups of white or chocolate moo juice, although it briefly flirted with a 50-cent price) now features bricked steps that were buried for years underneath mounds of concrete. Meanwhile, several restaurants got the physical boot from their longtime stands, which were yanked down with the Grandstand. Some will return in tent-like configurations close to their original spots. The legendary Gianelli’s Sausage food stand, with its distinctive artworks by local favorite Elliott Mattice, will cook up a storm in one tent, with an adjacent tent for seating, both near the Horticulture Building. Even the venerable Potato Booth, with $1 spuds plus sour cream, cheese and butter as toppings, has moved down the hall to the restaurant space inside the Horticulture Building. Clockwise from top left, the restored brick steps to the Dairy Building’s Milk Bar; the new arched gateway and its nighttime light show; the digital billboard welcoming fairgoers at the new plaza; and the new landscape dividers along Hiawatha Street. 8.24.16 - 8.30.16 | syracusenewtimes.com

Clockwise from top left, the restored brick steps to the Dairy Building’s Milk Bar; the new arched gateway and its nighttime light show; the digital billboard welcoming fairgoers at the new plaza; and the new landscape dividers along Hiawatha Street.

Filling much of that Grandstand void will be an expanded 15acre Midway with 75 rides from Wade Shows, including Surf’s Up, which involves a giant, spinning surfboard. (Will Brian Wilson hang 10 before his Aug. 29 Chevy Court concert?) Also, Kiddieland has been relocated from the fair’s boondocks to a spot near the International Pavilion. And Nickelodeon’s PAW Patrol cartoon series will bring its Roll Patrol road tour on Friday, Sept. 2, through Sunday, Sept. 4, at the Family Fun Center near the Youth Building. The 18-wheel semi-truck provides an interactive experience for kids of all ages. Hawk Creek Wildlife Center, from East Aurora, will bring its popular “Birds of Prey” show featuring the winged creatures daily at 11 a.m., 1:30 and 3:30 p.m. at the New York State Park. Hawk Creek also has a new fair event titled “Cats Gone Wild!” that features endangered felines; the shows take place at noon, 2:30 and 4:30 p.m. near the International and Horticulture buildings. Also in expansion mode for 2016 is the traveling butterfly exhibit, located within an enclosed tent at the Horticulture Building. A $2 fee includes a Q-Tip for dabbing sugar water in order to lure the flutterers, which this year features exotic species from around the globe. Given the often humid conditions within the tent, an entrepreneur could make a fortune by operating a nearby antiperspirant stand. And for those in the mood for a snappy wisecracker who tosses around bowling balls and sharp instruments, Hilby the Skinny German Juggler Boy begins his stint on Monday, Aug. 29, with daily shows at 1, 4 and 7 p.m. near Chevy Court. While much of the 2016 New York State Fair may indeed be new, the annual return of Hilby’s ham-on-wry routine should be a welcome comfort zone for tradition-minded fairgoers. SNT syracusenewtimes.com | 8.24.16 - 8.30.16

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE

Brian Wilson celebrates 50 years of Pet Sounds at Chevy Court By Jessica Novak

aul Von Mertens was 6 when the Beach Boys’ iconic 1966 album Pet Sounds was released. He remembers his mother learning “Sloop John B” in a guitar class. And when “Good Vibrations” came out (from 1967’s Smiley Smile), he still recalls staring at the tiny green radio on top of the refrigerator and wondering what was happening when that cello and Theremin came bursting out. “It struck me even as a 6-year-old,” Von Mertens says. “I thought, ‘Is this a song? Is it music? What is it?’ It made a big impression on me at the time.” It would be years later before Von Mertens would begin pursuing his own musical career and it wasn’t until 1999 that he started working with Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson. When Von Mertens visits the New York State Fair’s Chevy Court on Monday, Aug. 29, 8 p.m., he’ll be working as music director of Wilson’s touring show that salutes Pet Sounds’ 50th anniversary, which also includes Beach Boys alums Al Jardine and Blondie Chaplin. The album was so influential that Beatles producer George Martin stated in a Rolling Stone article, “Without Pet Sounds,

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band never would have happened. Pepper was an attempt to equal Pet Sounds.” The current tour features Wilson and company performing all 13 tracks for Pet Sounds in chronological order, along with plenty of Beach Boys classics before and after the tribute. Von Merten talked with the Syracuse New Times about working with Wilson, the power of the Beach Boys and the importance of following your passion. Tell me about getting invited to work with Brian Wilson. I was called in by a co-producer to work on one of his solo records. I had worked with the producer before, and when he invited me in, I thought he was talking about a Brian Wilson tribute band. Then he said, “Would you mind getting to the

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studio an hour early so Brian can get to know you?” And I said, “Oh, wow! Will he be there?” And he was like, “Uh, yeah. It’s his record.” Were you a huge Beach Boys fan going in? I have to admit, I wasn’t. Some of the guys in the band had grown up in California, and it’s in their DNA. In Chicago, I just didn’t grow up with it in the same way. But it was good, because I came in with a fresh perspective. When we toured Pet Sounds for the first time in 2001, I wrote the arrangements for a full orchestra for that tour. And that’s when I got really deeply inside the record. The music is constantly changing for me. I have revelations about it every time I hear it. “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” just came on the jukebox at a bar in New York City the other night and we all thought, “What an amazing song.” It’s really remarkable that it constantly sounds fresh. What is your background in music? And how did it fit into Wilson’s plans? I’m primarily sax, flute and clarinet. I’ve done session work with bands, lots of TV and radio commercials. I was hired as a session player for him, to add sax and horns. The first time I met him was at his home studio in the suburbs of Chicago. He’d sing something, and I’d play it back to him until he was satisfied. He and his partner decided they wanted to do some live gigs, and they invited me to join the band to do the initial tour. I’ve been going along ever since. About seven years ago they needed someone to fill the role of musical director and I stepped in. Did you ever see yourself doing this? I couldn’t have planned this. It would have been beyond my ability to dream of this when I was studying music in college. But I think I got to this point because I got good musical training, and I played every kind of setting that I could find. If it had to do with playing music, I’d do it. Once I was halfway through college, I just decided I was going to do music. I didn’t want to do anything else. How did you make things happen for yourself in such a tough business? I chose the things that I loved to do most. When I got out of college, I was a very skilled sax player, but I really applied myself to the flute. I studied it really hard because it was something I wanted to do. It wasn’t a career decision: I just really liked it. It turned out to be useful professionally, to play more than one instrument, but it wasn’t intentional that way. And once I got formal training in writing and arranging music, I wrote

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and arranged for every band I was in. I felt moved and inspired. The things I chose were the things I really liked. It wasn’t because I thought it would help my career. It was more like, I just love doing this. Why is Pet Sounds worth touring today? Because it’s great music. There’s a lot to be learned from it and a lot to be enjoyed. We played the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago a few weeks ago and it looked to me like there were very few people over 30 in the audience. It was so delightful to see so much enthusiasm from younger people for the music. While we were playing, the audience sang all the words to all the songs. At one point I think Brian stopped singing. He was puzzled about what was going on, because everyone was singing to one of the more obscure tracks on the album. That his album is able to reach a younger audience is a testament to its quality and its emotional depth and truth. They get something from it. It means something to

them. That’s really cool. Do you ever have “pinch-me” moments on stage? Practically every show is a pinch-me moment. But when he’ll do an interesting turn of phrase or sing a song differently, it makes me sit up and take notice because this is the guy who wrote these songs. He’s like the American John Lennon. I don’t really dwell on that, but every once in a while, it kind of knocks me out that I’m part of something that has made a difference in people’s lives and music. It’s an incredible privilege. Do you have any career advice? Do the things that you really love to do. Do not be limited by what other people tell you is possible. I couldn’t have planned this. I happened to have the right skills and be ready for the things that came my way. I did what I loved. I mean, I played on the street when I was in college and went from that to playing the Sydney Opera House and Carnegie Hall. And it was all the same path. SNT

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MORE CHEVY COURT SHOWS

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Chevy Court revs up another impressive concert slate By Jessica Novak

lthough State Fair concertgoers will notice the void left by the Grandstand’s exit, booking giant Live Nation worked hard to fill that venue’s absence with a slew of twice-daily free concerts at Chevy Court. Acts will hit all genres and demographics with music from Macy Gray to The Commodores to Three Days Grace. “We’ve invested more than ever in our Chevy Court lineup,” said fair acting director Troy Waffner, “and I know this will be a year of shows people will remember for a long, long time.” Here are a few highlights: Kesha. Thursday, Aug. 25, 8 p.m. This singer, songwriter and rapper stormed the pop world with songs like “Tik Tok” and “We R Who We R” in 2009 and 2010, respectively, but things got quiet afterward. In January 2014 Kesha checked into rehab and in October of the same year, she sued her producer Dr. Luke for sexual harassment and other charges. She later fought for release from Kemosabe Records, but both the suit against Dr. Luke and her request for release were denied earlier this year. The years of legal battles made performing and releasing music impossible, so her return to the stage at Coachella earlier this year was a major step. Fans should take advantage of the opportunity to see Kesha back in her element.

Dashboard Confessional. Saturday, Aug. 27, 8 p.m. Since 1999, Chris Carrabba has been leading this band in their distinct emo vein, never swaying from dramatic themes of love and loss. For the generation that sat in high school study hall listening to “Hands Down” and “Screaming Infidelities,” the return of this band should be a time warp back to their youth with a welcome dose of early-2000s acoustic indie rock. Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers. Sunday, Aug. 28, 8 p.m. Since 1974, this singer and multi-instrumentalist has performed solo, as well as lending his hand to other musicians, such as his bluegrass project with Ricky Skaggs. His style draws from a long list of genres spanning classical, jazz, bluegrass, folk, Motown, gospel, rock and blues and he has won Grammy Awards including Best Bluegrass Album (1990) and Best Pop Instrumental Performance (1994). Hornsby even toured with the Grateful Dead for more than 100 shows between 1988 and Jerry Garcia’s death in 1995.

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Natalie La Rose. Thursday, Sept. 1, 2 p.m. Flo Rida. Thursday, Sept. 1, 8 p.m. Natalie La Rose is a Dutch singer, songwriter and dancer who moved from the Netherlands to Los Angeles when she was 20 and announced her plans to work with Flo Rida at a party in 2011. Impressed by her confidence, he invited her to his studio. In 2013, she signed with his International Music Group label and Republic Records. Flo Rida had his breakout in 2008 with the single “Low” and since then has notched several albums on the Billboard charts including R.O.O.T.S. (2009), Only One Flo (Part 1) (2010) and 2012’s Wild Ones (2012). He’s sold more than 80 million records worldwide. Culture Club. Friday, Sept. 2, 8 p.m. Boy George’s English group, formed in 1981, has sold more than 150 million records worldwide. Their album Colour By Numbers appeared on Rolling Stone magazine’s top 100 Best Albums of the 1980s list and it has been certified triple platinum in the United Kingdom and quadruple platinum in the United States. With songs like “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me,” “Time (Clock of the Heart)” and “Karma Chameleon,” the band has made a significant mark on pop culture. The outfit is currently touring in support of their first album of original music in 17 years, Tribes, due later this year. Robert Cray. Sunday, Sept. 4, 2 p.m. The five-time Grammy-winning blues guitarist and singer is firmly planted in the blues tradition of those musicians he has played with over the years, including Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, Jimmie Vaughan, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Albert Collins. Inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame in 2011, Cray’s current tour takes him around the United States as well as Germany and the Netherlands. Chicago. Monday, Sept. 6, 6 p.m. Formed in 1967, this pulsating band with horns changed the rock’n’roll game as their popularity grew. With steady hits throughout the 1970s and 1980s, they’re one of the longest-running rock groups in history. They’re also one of the best-selling bands of all time, with more than 100 million records sold. This supreme example of rock royalty will climax the 2016 Chevy Court schedule on Labor Day. SNT

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The New York State Fair’s Grandstand goes kaboom on Jan. 9, 2016. Michael Davis photo

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

The Grandstand is definitely missing — and still missed by fair fans By Beth Lindly The classic rock band Journey played the New York State Fair’s Grandstand five times between 2001 to 2014, and Syracuse native Christin Sterbank’s family was at every single show. “Every time they would come, my entire family would go,” she says. “And I have five siblings, so it was always nice to get everyone together for a change. We would spend the entire day at the fair sightseeing, so it kind of started to be a tradition.” Sterbank has been seeing shows at the Grandstand for 25 years — since she was born — but after its demolition in January, that is no longer possible. When the Grandstand debuted as a music venue in 1978, it hosted seven shows including Frank Sinatra, Pat and Debby Boone, Kenny Rogers and The Osmonds. The Grandstand’s 2015 swan song roster featured Eric Church, Hank Williams Jr., Patti LaBelle and comic Jim Gaffigan; meanwhile, the State Fair’s Chevy Court loaded up with more than 20 acts that presented free concerts. This vast difference did not go unnoticed by the State Fair’s executives, who decided to demolish the Grandstand with the help of a $50 million grant from Gov. Andrew Cuomo and the State Legislature. State Fair spokesperson Dave Bullard says 2014 was the Grandstand’s most popular lineup in some time, with eight acts from Pitbull to Carrie Underwood to Journey. Yet they still lost $1 million. “We can’t sit there and justify deficits,” he says. “The business of being in the grandstand business for fairs is not financially viable anymore.”

Another reason the Grandstand was not pulling the same weight it did in the past was because of its state of disrepair, Bullard says. “Put yourself in the artists’ shoes,” he says. “You spend half the year or more on the road going from town to town. You could go to a makeshift facility with a makeshift stage, like the Grandstand, or you could go to a place set up for your convenience.” Size was also a factor. The Grandstand had a 17,000-person capacity when totally full, while Chevy Court, the fair’s free venue, can hold up to 34,200. The fair is investing a little more than $1.5 million for Chevy Court’s 2016 lineup, Bullard says, so the shows will be able to attract larger crowds at a lower cost now that the Grandstand is gone. National event promoter Live Nation booked the State Fair’s Chevy Court concerts this year — a major change after the last five years. Kentucky-based promotion company Triangle Talent won a competitive bid in 2010 to book the fair’s shows until 2015, but the fair gave Live Nation a “no-bid deal” in 2016. Jim Koplik, president of Live Nation of Upstate New York, says the booking was an intensive but rewarding task, especially regarding the State Fair’s various daily themes, such as Women’s Day, Six Nations Day and Dairy Day. “It’s 23 shows on certain dates and the fair has certain requirements on a day-by-day basis because it needs to link into their theme of the day,” he says. “It’s not an easy process but we did well.”

Sterbank says locals who are fair regulars might be turned off this year due to the Grandstand’s absence. “I had a lot of great memories there growing up, and it added to the atmosphere of the Midway,” she says. “I think it not being there this year is going to take away from the fair. I wouldn’t be surprised to see the attendance go down.” An RV park and a larger Midway will replace the 65 acres on the fairgrounds where the Grandstand once stood. The park has already hosted a national RV touring show, and the Midway is now rectangular-shaped, when it was a triangle for many decades. “Everything is more open and less crowded,” Bullard says. “The Midway generates revenue for the fair. More rides and more space should generate enhanced revenue for the fair.” While the Grandstand holds sentimentality for many, Sterbank says there were obvious drawbacks to the Grandstand in its final years. “They did and didn’t make the right decision in demolishing it,” she says. “It was definitely outdated and the acoustics weren’t that great, but it was nice having the event center right in the middle of the fairgrounds.” Lakeview Amphitheater, which opened in September 2015, is hosting four concerts, all including paid Fair admission, during the State Fair run. Koplik says Live Nation had to ensure there was no genre-mixing between venues, as both parties would suffer. “The main concern was making sure we didn’t book the same type of music that was playing Lakeview,” he says. “If we booked a country act at the fair at the same night Keith Urban was at Lakeview, it would hurt the fair’s attendance and it would hurt Lakeview’s attendance. We’ve got to make sure to balance the music types.” Variety is the key, he insisted: On opening day, Urban is playing at Lakeview on Thursday, Aug. 25, while taking over Chevy Court will be swing band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy at 2 p.m. and pop act Kesha at 8 p.m. Ultimately, Bullard says, utility and cost outweighed personal attachment when it came to getting rid of the Grandstand. “I went to shows there when I was young and saw many an artist at the Grandstand,” he says. “I have great memories, too. But we couldn’t afford to keep going that way. We couldn’t continue to cover the deficits. We didn’t leave the grandstand business: It left us.” SNT

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FAIR FARE

More healthy choices are on the many menus

If you can deep-fry it, or spear it with a stick, you can find it at the New York State Fair. Amid all the traditional fair fare and deep-fried deliciousness and decadence, however, some local and relatively healthy and wholesome offerings can also be found. Acting fair director Troy Waffner is committed to finding ways to appeal to diverse audiences and add more local flavor to the fair foodscape. This year, Catering by the Oaks will operate the first-ever kosher food stand; look for it inside the Horticulture Building. Last year, the State Fair welcomed Syracuse’s Strong Hearts Cafe, which became the first all-vegan/ vegetarian restaurant in the fair’s history. Strong Hearts will return to the International Building with deep-fried vegan wings, salads, its signature milkshakes and more. If you haven’t given much thought to

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Strong Hearts Café, pictured at its 2015 State Fair debut, returns for an encore. Michael Davis photo

State Fair food since last year, you might find yourself scratching your head as you search for old-favorite stands. About a dozen of the fair’s approximately 200 food vendors, including the Villa Pizza Fritte, Davoli’s Trackside, The Shamrock and others, were displaced by the renovation of the fairgrounds and demolition of the Grandstand and racetrack. Some will be at new locations; others are not returning. Waffner says it’s a good time to make use of the State Fair’s interactive map: nysfair.ny.gov/food-drink/food-finder. Here are some tasty food highlights at the State Fair, which runs Thursday, Aug. 25, through Sept. 5. Rolaids on a stick, anyone? Thanksgiving in August: Jim Hasbrouck, who operates the fried specialties booths at the fair, says he spent last winter perfecting his new offering: the New York Harvester. It’s everything you love about Thanksgiving — turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, plus bacon and cheese sauce — deep-fried and piled on sourdough bread. It weighs in at two pounds and who knows how many calories. Introducing kosher fair food: Catering by the Oaks’ menu will include deepfried apple blintzes served with brown sugar and cinnamon, deep-fried matzo balls with ranch dressing on the side, and deep-fried cheese-filled knishes served with sweet syrups. You’ll also find bagels, lox and salad, if you prefer something not fried. Note: The Oaks at Menorah Park, off East Genesee Street in DeWitt, operates the only certified kosher fine dining restaurant in Central New York. It offers dine-in, takeout and catering services

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for special events. For information, call 446-9111, Ext. 255, or visit menorahparkofcny.com/communityprograms/kosher-catering-oaks. Pakistani food pop-up: Some of the most original food will be served at With Love, Pakistan. The pop-up restaurant, featuring a menu of popular fare from Pakistan, will take place Saturday, Aug. 27, during regular fair hours and will be located at the back of Chevy Court. Among the featured items: Kachumber, chopped salad of local cucumber, tomato and red onion tossed with chaat masala, pomegranate seeds and Ithaca Milk Co. yogurt; Goat Haleem, a slow cooked goat stew with flowers, aromatics and nearly 20 spices; Firni, cold rice pudding with cardamom, pandanus waters, pistachio and rose petals; and Rooh Afza, a refreshing Pakistani beverage with rose water and herbs, garnished with basil seeds. With Love, Pakistan is a project of My Lucky Tummy, an organization that spotlights the world of food among Syracuse’s immigrant and refugee community. My Lucky Tummy offers pop-up food court/dinner events and has teamed with Onondaga Community College to open a restaurant and culinary school on Syracuse’s North Side this fall. For more information, visit facebook.com/MyLucky-Tummy-455129521235845. Move over, wine slushie: In another State Fair first, Beak & Skiff Apple Orchards of LaFayette is partnering with the fair and beverage catering company ROC Marketing Events to offer the McIntosh Apple Slushie. The drink is a blend of Beak & Skiff apple cider and 1911 Spirits apple wine. Also making its State Fair debut is Disco Lemonade, New York’s

first cocktail in a can, produced by Life of Reilley Wine and Distilling Company, Cazenovia. Disco Lemonade is a blend of Life of Reilley’s premium raspberry vodka, lemonade and mint. It will be served exclusively in the Empire Room. Food trucks rolling in: The Taste NY Food Truck Competition returns Sunday, Sept. 4. More than 20 food trucks will set up around Chevy Court, offering $2 samples and preparing one of their signature appetizers, entrees and desserts using New York state ingredients for a panel of judges (including myself). Last year’s Judge’s Choice winner was PB&J’s Lunch Box, of Syracuse, owned and operated by Pat Orr. Fairgoers will again cast votes for the People’s Choice winner. Some food trucks, including Syracuse-based The Chicken Bandit and Toss ‘n’ Fire Wood-Fired Pizza, will be State Fair vendors for the full 12-day run. On the move: The Taste NY Market, now located inside the Horticulture Building, is a way for fairgoers to connect with food and beverages grown and produced in New York state. You’ll find everything from cheese, maple syrup, mustard, jams, jellies, jerky and barbecue sauce to coffee, tea, wine and craft beers. Sample foods and meet the people behind the products. For a list of vendors and daily schedule, go to nysfair.ny.gov/food-drink/taste-ny. Burn some calories: On Wednesday, Aug. 31, admission to the State Fair is $5 for anyone who bikes there. Mello Velo Bicycle Shop of Syracuse will also hold a Ride for $5! group ride to the fair. The ride begins at 9:30 a.m. at the Salt Museum at Onondaga Lake Park. Participants will bike along the western extension of the Onondaga Lake Trail, through the new Lakeside Amphitheater and to the State Fair’s main gate. Participants must sign a waiver, wear helmets, register in advance and enter through the main gate to receive discounted admission. Pre-register online at bikereg.com/ride-for-5. Day-of-ride registration will be available starting at 8:30 a.m. at the Salt Museum. Once there, Mello Velo will provide a secure, VIP bicycle holding area behind the Toyota Exhibit. The shop will also have an information tent outside the Science and Industry Building. SNT — By Margaret McCormick Margaret McCormick is a freelance writer and editor in Syracuse. She blogs about food at eatfirst.typepad.com, follow her at twitter.com/mmccormickcny, connect on facebook.com/EatFirstCNY or email to mmccormicksnt@gmail.com.

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By James MacKillop

Cast members of Central New York Playhouse’s quartet of Steve Martin one-acts. Amelia Beamish photo

FOUR-PLAY MOVES WITH STEVE MARTIN

Steve Martin, the white-maned wild and crazy guy, has been on the scene long enough to have revealed many of his secrets. Despite the surface nonsense, he’s a conscientious craftsman and a closet intellectual with mordant views on the meaning of life. For all the movies and TV, he thrives on live performance, having started out as a magician. His Picasso at the Lapin Agile, very much like a David Ives comedy, has been performed constantly for 20 years. And his Teutonic farce The Underpants was a pleasant surprise last fall at Syracuse Stage. About the time of Picasso, Martin published a passel of one-act plays, which appear to have been in gestation a while and are rarely performed. Four are making a regional premiere at Shoppingtown’s Central New York Playhouse through Saturday, Aug. 27. In a production featuring mostly new and unfamiliar faces, the real auteur appears to be producer Justin Polly, who also co-designed both the set and sound with wife Kasey McHale. She took on the lighting as well as three small but critical roles. It was Polly’s idea that three direc-

tors should be first-timers with limited performing experience. Lawyer Samuel Tamburo has taken supporting roles for years, often with Onondaga Hillplayers. Colleen Dietrich was the lesbian who finds a spine in Polly’s production of The Laramie Project. And Anna Livingston is a senior at Corcoran High School, a student of company regular Greg Hipius, and president of the school’s drama club. Polly begins with the projection of a vintage video, perhaps from YouTube, of Steve Martin in a tuxedo performing magic tricks, many of which call for him to pull unexpected objects out of the fly in his pants. He’s uproarious, of course, but the clip both supports and works against the one-acts. Each of the four has at least one reference to what could broadly be seen as a magician’s trick. Martin’s uncharacteristic deadpan and his control of tone spike up every gag. Three of the four plays, unfortunately, suffer from the lack of controlling tone that only an experienced director can wrangle. Too often Martin’s material does not provoke the reaction the author sought, aside from the nearly wordless last one, titled The Guillotine. The first half of the program is occu-

pied by WASP, an absurdist satire on middle-class domesticity. Martin’s target appears to be insipid Eisenhower-era sitcoms like Father Knows Best, but the family does not enjoy White Anglo-Saxon Protestant privilege and could just as easily be Polish or Greek. As an early test of how much Dad (R.D. Miller) actually knows, his son (Collin Dean) asks him where heaven is. The old man responds confidently that it is 17 miles above earth and that the science taught in school refuting this claim is “un-Christian.” Dad’s subsequent advice to his son is literally gibberish. We know from Picasso that Martin has been influenced by French theater, and WASP bears a certain relationship to the works of Eugene Ionesco, like The Bald Soprano. The absurdist thrust here is not to generate laughter but to expose fatuousness and cruelty. Dad prates on about his golf game, but when Mom (Elaine Boardway) returns from an offstage telephone call, brimming with delight, no one will listen to her. Soon, Dad talks over her and she is silenced. Despairing, Mom begins to call out to a female voice (Kasey McHale), asking questions about the mysteries of the cosmos. The voice (perhaps a guardian angel?) answers softly, but the cosmos she points to is as bleak as in a Samuel Beckett play. The long speech by Sis (Carleena Manzi, last seen as Peron’s mistress in Evita), is the best-realized passage of the production. She wants to give birth to Jesus. In The Zig-Zag Woman, a young beauty (Katie Deferio) seeks to gain the attention of a man with whom she is smitten by having herself sawn in half. It’s an optical illusion: She stands in one of those magician’s boxes in which the middle appears to have been pulled sharply to left. A bemused older man (John LaCasse) sitting nearby thinks the ploy might work because he won the woman he married by putting himself in a bottle, like a model clipper ship. But he adds that love is a promise delivered already broken. Equally dour is Patter for the Floating Lady, in which a lovesick, somewhat self-centered magician (R. Bernard Ment) tries to win back the love of his diffident assistant Angie (Sydney Schwab) by levitating her. His hopes that she will love him for freeing her from gravity are dashed when she says love does not mean having dominion over the loved one. That Angie does indeed appear to rise is this production’s signal technical achievement. SNT

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By James MacKillop Rebecca McGraw and Diana Wilde in Cortland Repertory Theatre’s The Kitchen Witches. Eric Behnke photo

CORTLAND REP SERVES UP COOKING COMEDY

The Punch-and-Judy puppet show embodies one of the more durable comic premises: Constant mutual aggression produces rising tension and laughter. Caroline Smith’s previously unknown play The Kitchen Witches, now making an area debut at Cortland Repertory Theatre through Saturday, Aug. 27, demonstrates that the premise still works when it’s just Judy and Judy. Don’t feel remiss if you’ve never heard of Caroline Smith. She’s the founder and artistic director of the Stirling Festival Theatre in a town (pop. 2,139) in Ontario, Canada, an hour’s drive west of the Thousand Islands Bridge. The Kitchen Witches premiered there in 2003, winning a Samuel French award in 2005. Since then it has been making its way across America’s theater map, generally with small-town and rural companies. Per the playwright’s instructions, all

references are local, and director Mark Reynolds has decided that Homer and Cincinnatus are the most laugh-worthy burgs in Cortland County. No measurements are given in metric, and, thankfully, nobody has to consume any poutine. Bitchy humor between two driven women in the same calling, like fashion design or perfumery, could erupt at any time or place, but Smith sets the action during the period of low-rent cable access programming. Smith does well to retain the setting, even if anachronistic, because the insecurity of the enterprise contributes to the tension. Two rival cooks, shorter Dolly Biddle (Diana Wilde) and the taller Isabel Lomax (Rebecca McGraw), are both of a certain age and look as though they have been riding the circuit quite a while. We know before they tell us that if this gig comes to an end, there will be no more.

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Smith diverts us in the first 15 minutes by taking us down a misleading plot line. When we first meet dark-haired, roundfaced Dolly, she’s doing the final segment of a solo show with an ethnic flair, Baking with Babcha. Costume designer Jimmy Johansmeyer has rigged up a mismatched horror, paisley below and oversized polka dots above, for Babcha/Dolly, who speaks in a plausible Natasha Fatale accent. As Babcha is being canceled, the only way Dolly can continue in the TV cooking show business is if she takes on a partner: Isabel, whom Dolly had, ahem, known previously. Carl Tallent’s ultra-tacky set design becomes a part of the story. Management has refused to invest much in any cooking show and could dismiss everyone’s efforts in a blink. Babcha’s producer is youthful, balding and anguished Stephen Biddle (Jason Matthew Shipman), who we are told is Dolly’s son. He keeps a whisky flask handy to stave off madness. When it is suggested that Dolly should stay on only

if she has a sparring partner, Stephen is put in charge. Combat, as well as cuisine, with be their calling. Comic teams such as Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello are usually of contrasting physical types, regardless of their ethnicity. Dolly is the earthier and more explosive of the two, with her poisoned daggers often embarrassing Matthew. Yet with the exception of a visual gag featuring a kind of Mae West anatomically correct apron, there’s nothing here that could not have been said during the golden age of network television comedy. This sets up Isabel nominally to be Dolly’s foil, but the old girl won’t stand for it and gets plenty of one-liners for herself. As a gagster, playwright Smith belongs to what the British call the “laundry line” school: How many can she string together one after the other? Her velocity is more rapid than Neil Simon’s, and at times Dolly and Isabel come across as Gentile versions of Don Rickles, although the evidence does not transfer well from the stage. When we learn that Dolly might be suffering from indigestion and gas, Isabel roars, “Stand back! That woman is powered with methane!” Dolly and Isabel’s contrasting styles and tastes are enough to drive the action, but Smith also contrives a back story in which Stephen’s father dated one of the cooks but married the other. The resolution of this conflict provides a sober, melodramatic interlude before we enter the final stretch. Director Mark Reynolds from the SUNY Cortland Drama Department drives a furious pace. Diana Wilde and Rebecca McGraw are splendid, original discoveries, neither a mimic of a known comedienne. And Jason Shipman as Matthew gives better than he gets. He turns what could have been a thankless role into a competitor of the witches themselves. SNT

MUSIC

LISTED IN CHR ONOLOGIC AL ORDER:

W E D N E S DAY 8/ 24 Skaneateles Festival Music Workshops.

Wed. Aug. 24, 11 a.m. One-on-one instruction for all ages at First Presbyterian Church, 97 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. $10. 685-7418, skanfest.org.

Overpassfest. Every Wed. 5 p.m. Live music under the bridge, putting seemingly underutilized public space to good use along the Onondaga Creekwalk. Free. DeSantis Orchestra. Wed. Aug. 24, 6 p.m. The

big band wraps the Dancin’ in the Park concert series at Lonergan Park, Route 11, North Syracuse. Free. 458-8050.

Two Feet Short. Wed. Aug. 24, 7 p.m. The

folkies perform amid the annual John Denver Memorial Food Drive to conclude the Liverpool is the Place concert series at Johnson Park, corner of Route 57 and Vine Street, Liverpool. Free. 457-3895.

Train. Wed. Aug. 24, 7:30 p.m. Poppy alt-rock-

ers, plus Andy Grammer at Constellation Brands-Marvin Sands Performing Arts Center, 3355 Marvin Sands Drive, Canandaigua. $25, $45, $65, $85. (585) 394-4400, cmacevents.com.

Blink-182. Wed. Aug. 24, 7 p.m. Catch up

with the punkers down the road, plus A Day to Remember, All Time Low and DJ Spider at Darien Lake Performing Arts Center, 9993 Alleghany Road, Darien Center. $30.50, $60.25. (585) 599-4641, livenation.com.

Gent Treadly. Wed. Aug. 24, 7 p.m. Oozy,

bluesy Manhattan improv rock, plus Elephant Wrecking Ball at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton Ave. $7. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

T H U R S DAY 8/ 25 Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Thurs. 2 p.m. The

swingers kick off this year’s lineup with horns a-blazin’ at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Lonesome Dove. Thurs. 5:30 p.m. Saranac Thursday summer concert series continues at F.X. Matt Brewing Company, 830 Varick St., Utica. $5. 624-2400, saranac.com. Harvey Pekar. Thurs. 7 p.m. A night of thrash metal features the Ohio headliners, plus Habits and Faces of the Damned at The Vault, 451 S. Warren St. $8. livefromthevault315.bandcamp. com. Nick Colonne. Thurs. 7 p.m. The Jazz in the

City series continues at Attilio’s Restaurant, 700 N. Salina St. Free. 479-JAZZ, cnyjazz.org.

Keith Urban. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. Aussie country

singer strums his Strat, plus Maren Morris and Brett Eldredge at Lakeview Amphitheater, 490 Restoration Way. $32, $46.75, $66.75. 435-2121, lakeviewamphitheatre.com.

Hip-Hop Saved My Life 3. Thurs. 8 p.m. The

next installment of the music series features local hip-hop artists at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

In Motion. Thurs. 8 p.m. Skaneateles Festival

continues with selections that may accompany and encourage physical movement at First Presbyterian Church, 97 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. $22-$28. 685-7418, skanfest.org.

Kesha. Thurs. 8 p.m. The pop singer will get

people out of their chairs at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Lucinda Williams. Thurs. 8 p.m. Veteran

folk-country singer-songwriter takes the stage at the State Theatre, 107 W. State St., Ithaca. $35. (607) 277-8283, stateofithaca.com.

Brass Bash. Thurs. 9 p.m. An evening of full-

fledged horn sections and more with performances by Second Line Syracuse and Fall Creek Brass Band at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

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Circle Children’s Theatre. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $6. 449-3823.

The Kitchen Witches. Wed. Aug. 24, 2 & 7:30 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. 7:30 p.m.; closes Sat. Aug. 27. Regional premiere of the comedy about TV cooking shows continues the summer season at Cortland Repertory Theatre, 6799 Little York Lake Road, off Route 281, Preble. $29-$31/evenings; $24-$26/matinees. Students and senior discounts available. (607) 756-2627, (607) 753-6161, (800) 4276160. The Marvelous Wonderettes. Wed. Aug. 31, 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 10. A 10-year high school reunion triggers catty memories and nostalgic pop among four women in this musical comedy, which wraps the summer season at Cortland Repertory Theatre, 6799 Little York Lake Road, off Route 281, Preble. $29-$31/evenings; $24-$26/matinees. Students and senior discounts available. (607) 756-2627, (607) 753-6161, (800) 427-6160. Sleeping Beauty. Every Sat. 12:30 p.m.; through Sept. 24. Interactive version of the children’s classic, as performed by Magic

F R I DAY 8/ 26 Braiden Sunshine and Chance Pena. Fri.

2 p.m. Teen folk-pop singers and The Voice alums croon at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Save Face. Fri. 6 p.m. Self-proclaimed “dad

shred” from Jersey headlines an indie evening, plus Ahnest!, The Traditional, Everyone Leaves and The Smile Case at The Vault, 451 S. Warren St. $8. livefromthevault315.bandcamp.com.

Borromeo Quartet. Fri. 8 p.m. The Boston-based ensemble takes the Skaneateles

The Strange Case of Sheik Yerbuti, or Camel Lot. Thurs. 6:45 p.m.; closes Thurs.

Aug. 25. Interactive dinner-theater comedy whodunit involving puns galore; performed by Acme Mystery Company. Spaghetti Warehouse, 689 N. Clinton St. $27.95/plus tax and gratuity. 475-1807.

Treasure Island. Wed. Aug. 24 & Thurs.

7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 2 & 8 p.m., Mon. 7:30 p.m., Tues. & Wed. Aug. 31, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; closes Sept. 10. A musical version of the Robert Louis Stevenson adventure classic continues the season at the Merry-GoRound Playhouse, Emerson Park, 6877 East Lake Road (Route 38A), Auburn. $45-$55/ adults; $42-$52/seniors; $25/students and under age 22. 255-1785, (800) 457-8897.

WASP and Other Plays. Thurs.-Sat. 8 p.m.; closes Sat. Aug. 27. The Central New York Playhouse troupe presents four one-acts by comic Steve Martin at the company’s Shoppingtown Mall venue, 3649 Erie Blvd. E. $20/ Fri. & Sat., $17/Thurs. 885-8960.

Festival stage at First Presbyterian Church, 97 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. $22-$28. 685-7418, skanfest.org. Spaceship Days. Fri. 8 p.m. The rockers feature reality-show familiar face and Cortland native Adam Decker in a visually and aurally stimulating show at the Center for the Arts, 72 S. Main St., Homer. $23/general, $20/seniors, $18/student, free/military and veterans, free/ children under 18. (607) 749-4900, center4art. org. Toto. Fri. 8 p.m. Enduring pop rockers play favorite hits and some new tunes at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

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Trapdoor Social. Fri. 8 p.m. Fresh indie pop to kick off a new school year, plus the Gates Brothers at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Brethren. Sat. 8 p.m. Local progressive jam band headlines a funky evening, plus Barroom Philosophers at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Curtis Salgado. Fri. 9 p.m. National soulful

Dashboard Confessional. Sat. 8 p.m. Long-

The Melvins. Fri. 9 p.m. King Buzzo and the boys return, plus Helms Alee at the Westcott Theater, 524 Westcott St. $20/advance, $25/ door. 299-8886, thewestcotttheater.com.

S AT U R DAY 8/ 27 Time for Three. Sat. 11 a.m. The trio of fid-

dlers take the stage in this KidsFest segment of the Skaneateles Festival at St. James Episcopal Church, 96 E. Genesee St., Skaneateles. Free/ kids, $5/adults. 685-7418, skanfest.org.

Magic! Sat. 2 p.m. Canadian reggae-infused

pop rockers at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Ridgestock. Sat. 2 p.m. Local musicians take

the stage for an all-day Woodstock homage at the Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt Springs Road, Chittenango. $25/person, $100/pack of five. 6876900, golfattheridge.com.

Kidz Bop. Sat. 3 p.m. Children perform popular contemporary songs at Saratoga Performing Arts Center, 108 Avenue of the Pines, Saratoga Springs. $29.50, $39.50. (518) 584-9330, spac. org. Korn and Rob Zombie. Sat. 6:30 p.m. The

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heads of dread co-headline one heavy evening at Lakeview Amphitheater, 490 Restoration Way. $25, $34.50, $55, $59.50, $85. 435-2121, lakeviewamphitheatre.com. Dean’s List. Sat. 7 p.m. The Dean Brothers keep the performance all in the family at Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $10. 253-6669, auburnpublictheater.org. Ani DiFranco. Sat. 7:30 p.m. Western New York native and longtime singer-songwriter returns, plus Chastity Brown at Beak and Skiff Apple Orchards, 2708 Lords Hill Road, LaFayette. $30/ advance, $35/door. 422-3511, creativeconcerts. com. Time for Three: Dance. Sat. 7:30 p.m. The fiddlers team up with choreographer Austin McCormick and Company XIV at Anyela’s Vineyards, 2433 W. Lake Road, Skaneateles. $22. 685-7418, skanfest.org.

time emo rockers revisit relationships of the past through song at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

One Red Martian. Sat. 8 p.m. Albany pop

rockers visit, plus The Easy at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Swamp Cult. Sat. 8 p.m. The eclectic head-

liners will be preceded by The Foxery, Scary Stories and Soured Ground at The Vault, 451 S. Warren St. $5. livefromthevault315.bandcamp. com

Summer Showdown. Sat. 9 p.m. Evening of rocking out to Lucky 33, Something Better, Faces of the Damned and The Shuvits at Monirae’s, 688 Route 10, Pennellville. $5. 668-1248, moniraes.com.

S U N DAY 8/ 28 Old-Time Music Jam. Every Sun. 1 p.m. Jam

session for all sorts of ramblers and pickers is open to both spectators and players, followed by a potluck dinner at 5 p.m. Kellish Hill Farm, 3192 Pompey Center Road, Manlius. $5/suggested donation. 682-1578.

Fiddlin’ Fun. Sun. 2-5 p.m. The Binghamton gang takes the stage at the North American Fiddlers’ Hall of Fame and Museum, 1121 Comins Road, Osceola. Free. 599-7009. Air Supply. Sun. 2 p.m. Longtime soft rockers

will be so lost without you at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Brad Byrd. Sun. 7 p.m. Alternative country artist rocks out in a solo show at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles.ticketfly. com.

Florida Georgia Line. Sun. 7 p.m. Bro-coun-

try stars continue to sing about beer, truck and partying, plus Cole Swindell, The Cadillac Three and Kane Brown at Saratoga Performing Arts Center, 108 Avenue of the Pines, Saratoga Springs. $30, $64.75, $78.75. (518) 584-9330, spac.org.

Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers. Sun.

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State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

M O N DAY 8/ 29 Herman’s Hermits. Mon. 2 p.m. Peter Noone’s 1960s-era English beat rockers generate nostalgia at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Zooters. Mon. 7 p.m. Hex Records presents an art rock-filled evening, plus Lung and Minnoe at The Vault, 451 S. Warren St. $6. livefromthevault315.bandcamp.com. Skunk City: Marley Mondaze. Mon. 8 p.m. Local musicians pay tribute to the legendary singer-songwriter at Funk N Waffles, 727 S. Crouse Ave. $5. funknwaffles.ticketfly.com.

Brian Wilson. Mon. 8 p.m. Eternal Beach Boy

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Victory Records’ metalcore outfit headlines an evening of hellish sounds, plus It Lies Within, Zoume, Turn the Tide and With Malice in Heart at The Vault, 451 S. Warren St. $12. livefromthevault315.bandcamp.com.

Grass is Dead. Wed. Aug. 31, 8 p.m. One part bluegrass, one part Grateful Dead at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $10. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com. Three Days Grace. Wed. Aug. 31, 8 p.m. Rockers promise they don’t really hate everything about you at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

C LU B D AT E S W E D N E S DAY 8/ 24 3 Inch Fury. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road,

Pearly Baker’s Best. Every Mon. 9 p.m. The weekly Grateful Dead night jams on at Funk N Waffles, 307 S. Clinton St. $5. funknwaffles. ticketfly.com.

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Anth Perra. (Abbott’s Village Tavern, 6 E. Main St., Marcellus), 7 p.m.

Syracuse), 6 p.m.

Coachmen. (Links at Erie Village, 5904 N. Burdick St., East Syracuse), 7 p.m. Dos XX. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswego),

3 p.m.

FabCats. (Goettel Park, Central Square), 6:30 p.m.

Funky Jazz Band. (Greenwood Winery, 6475 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 6 p.m.

Honky Tonk Hindooz. (Oak & Vine at Springside Inn, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Borio’s, 8891 McDonnell’s Parkway,

Cicero), 5 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Owera Vineyards, 5276 E. Lake Road, Cazenovia), 6 p.m. Mark Nanni. (Empire Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 11:30 a.m.

Max Scialdone. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

McArdell & Westers. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que,

246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (20|East, 4157 Midstate Lane, Cazenovia), 6 p.m.

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Novak Nanni Duo. (Mohawk Valley Winery,

Custom Taylor Band. (Ramada Geneva Lake-

Bruce Tetley. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37,

Paul Davie. (Kosta’s, 105 Grant Ave., Auburn),

Fate. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon), 9 p.m.

Chris Terra Band. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.),

706 Varick St., Utica), 6 p.m. 7 p.m.

TJ Sacco. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

Central Square), 6 p.m.

Todd Hobin. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon), 5 p.m.

T H U R S DAY 8/ 25 3 Inch Fury. (West End Grille, NYS Fairgrounds), 7:30 p.m.

3’s A Crowd. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7:30 p.m.

front, 41 Lakefront Drive, Geneva), 5 p.m.

Flipside. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central

Square), 6 p.m.

Frank & Burns. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St.,

Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Roadhouse 48, 268 Route 48,

Fulton), 9:30 p.m.

Guise. (Lakeside Vista, 2437 Route 174, Marietta), 7:30 p.m.

Horn Dogs. (West End Grille, NYS Fairgrounds),

7:30 p.m.

Central Square), 6 p.m. 9 p.m.

Coachmen. (Vendetti’s Soft Rock Café, 2026

Teall Ave.), 8:30 p.m.

Colin Aberdeen. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 5 p.m.

Coustic Pie. (Lakeside Vista, 2437 Route 174, Marietta), 7 p.m.

Deux w/Derrick Maddox. (Lava Nightclub,

Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Butternut Valley Music Festival,

Jamie Notarthomas. (Harpoon Eddie’s, 611

Garrettsville), noon.

Joe Driscoll. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 9 p.m.

Grit N Grace. (Papa Rick’s Snack Shack, 2005 N. James St., Rome), 5 p.m.

Canned Beats. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Bistro Elephant, 238 W. Jefferson St.), 7 p.m.

Guise. (Notch 8 Café, 6523 E. Seneca Turnpike, Jamesville), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Heroes & Legends Stage, NYS Fairgrounds), 6 p.m.

Chief Bigway. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Hendry. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 9:30 p.m.

Kat Tale. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Jess Novak Band. (Colloca Estate Winery,

Dueling Pianos. (The Gig, Turning Stone

14678 W. Bay Road, Sterling), 3 p.m.

Kim Fetters & Andy Rudy. (Blue Spruce

Jess Novak Band. (Spencer’s Ali, 126 W. Second St., Oswego), 10 p.m.

Better Than Bowling. (Regional Artists Stage,

NYS Fairgrounds), 7:30 p.m.

Big Ben & Friends. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Isreal Hagan. (Lacona Farmers Market, 5 Maple Ave., Lacona), 5 p.m. Jess Novak Band. (Market Street Park,

Auburn), 6:30 p.m.

Park Ave., Sylvan Beach), 7 p.m.

Lounge, 400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

Kolby Oakley. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Spencer’s Ali, 126 W. Second St.,

Jodogs. (Limp Lizard, 4628 Onondaga Blvd.),

Oswego), 6 p.m

John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Anyela’s Vine-

Mark Ballard. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 3 p.m.

Just Joe. (International Building, NYS Fair-

Mark Macri. (Winds of Cold Springs Harbor, 3642 Hayes Road, Baldwinsville), 7 p.m.

7 p.m.

yards, 2433 W. Lake Road, Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

Joe Driscoll. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 9 p.m.

John McConnell. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Oswego), 7 p.m.

Just Joe. (International Building, NYS Fairgrounds), 4 p.m.

Master Thieves. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse St., Baldwinsville), 7:30 p.m.

Mark Zane. (State Craft Tap Room, 9461 Brewerton Road), 7 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St.,

Martin & Kelly. (Tin Rooster, Turning Stone

Mark Macri. (Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool),

Oswego), 7 p.m.

Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Mike Bogan Band. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

My So-Called Band. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100

Mark Zane Trio. (Regional Artists Stage, NYS

Modern Mudd. (Abbott’s Village Tavern, 6 E.

Master Thieves. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge,

Main St., Marcellus), 8 p.m.

Paul Davie. (Colloca Estate Winery, 14678 W.

Novak Nanni Duo. (Two Goats Brewing, 5027 Route 414, Burdett), 8 p.m.

Phantom Chemistry, Backyard Wrestling.

Old Friends. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301 W.

Phil Petroff & Natural Fact. (Lukin’s, 640

Out Takes. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road,

Rhythm Method. (Cobblestone, 400 First St.,

Paul Davie & Terry Quill. (Margaritaville,

Shawn Halloran. (Bosco’s, NYS Fairgrounds),

S. Rainbow Shores Road, Pulaski), 6:30 p.m.

7 p.m.

Fairgrounds), 4:30 p.m.

321 S. Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Measure. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 8 p.m. Nerd-A-Zoid w/DJay360, Chris Reiners.

(Lava Nightclub, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

Party Sharks. (Devaney’s Riverside Grill, 9347 Stickle Road, Weedsport), 6 p.m.

Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Paul Davie & Kevin McNamara. (Bosco’s, NYS Fairgrounds), 6:30 p.m.

Sam Domicolo. (Bistro 197, 197 W. First St., Oswego), 7 p.m.

Savannah Harmon. (West End Grille, NYS

Fairgrounds), 6 p.m.

Simple Props. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St., Utica), 9 p.m.

Steep. (Critz Farms, 3232 Rippleton Road, Cazenovia), 8 p.m. Strangers. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Cen-

Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

Prison City Rockers. (Vernon Downs Casino,

Vernon), 9 p.m.

Primetime. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

see St., Skaneateles), 8 p.m.

Two of Us. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St., Utica), 6 p.m.

Tommy Connors. (Kitty Hoynes Irish Pub, 301

Zack Santino. (Lukin’s, 640 Varick St., Utica),

W. Fayette St.), 8 p.m.

F R I DAY 8/ 26 Bad Husbands Club. (Blue Spruce Lounge,

10 p.m.

S AT U R DAY 8/ 27 5th Edition. (Margaritaville, Destiny USA), 9

400 Seventh North St., Liverpool), 8 p.m.

p.m.

Better Than Bowling. (Henley Park, Phoenix),

Barndogs. (Ridge Golf Club & Tavern, 1281 Salt

6 p.m.

Springs Road, Chittenango), 4 p.m.

Black Water. (Rogue’s Roost Golf Club, 1092

Bartoonz. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road,

2 p.m.

Smoking Loons. (World of Beer, Destiny USA),

9 p.m.

Soul Mine. (Turquoise Tiger, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 9 p.m.

Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 10 p.m. ette St.), 8 p.m.

S U N DAY 8/ 28

Chief Bigway. (Muddy Waters, 2 Oswego St., Baldwinsville), 4 p.m. Cobble Rockers. (Dox Grill at Pirates Cove, 9170 Horseshoe Island Road, Clay), 4 p.m.

Dove Creek. (No. 10 Tavern, 10 Utica St., Hamilton), 7 p.m.

Billionaires. (Vernon Downs Casino, Vernon),

Flyin’ Column. (Coleman’s Irish Pub, 100 S.

Serving Dinner Thursday-Saturday 4pm Sunday - Noon

Fairgrounds), 11:30 a.m.

Lowell Ave.), 4 p.m.

Jazz & Gospel Jam. (Funk N Waffles, 307 S.

St., Baldwinsville), 7:30 p.m.

Drumlins, 800 Nottingham Road), 7 p.m.

Clinton St.), 3 p.m.

Coachmen. (Beginning II, 6897 Manlius Center

Brass Inc. (West End Grille, NYS Fairgrounds),

John Lerner. (Syracuse Suds River Grill, 3 Syra-

Road, East Syracuse), 7 p.m.

6:30 p.m.

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Bartoonz. (Sand Bar & Grill, 1067 Route 49, Bernhards Bay), 3 p.m.

Central Square), 8 p.m.

Bradshaw & Gass. (Pascale’s Italian Bistro at

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Bruce Tetley and John Luber. (Cooper’s

9 p.m.

Armory Square

Arty Lenin. (Old City Hall, 159 Water St., Oswe-

Electric Mud. (Regional Artists Stage, NYS

Chuck Dorgan. (Basta on the River, 7 Syracuse

Corner of Clinton & Walton

Liverpool), 6:30 p.m.

Route 31, Bridgeport), 7 p.m.

Landing, 7459 W. Murray Drive, Cicero). 6 p.m.

Don’t underestimate the things that I will do

Varick St., Utica), 10 p.m.

Two Hour Delay. (Kitty Hoynes, 301 W. Fay-

tral Square), 6 p.m.

Go ‘head and sell me out and I’ll lay your ship bare

(Alto Cinco, 526 Westcott St.), 11 p.m.

Solar Garlic. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. WilTommy Connors. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W. Gene-

Finally I can see you crystal clear

Bay Road, Sterling), noon.

Spring Street Family Band. (Dinosaur Bar-B-

low St.), 9 p.m.

Reaching a fever pitch, it’s bringing me out the dark

S. Lowell Ave.), 10 p.m.

Sara Elizabeth. (World of Beer, Destiny USA), 9 p.m.

There’s a fire starting in my heart

Last Left. (The Gig, Turning Stone Resort, Verona), 10 p.m.

Lisa Lee Trio. (Rainbow Shores Restaurant, 186

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John Spillett Jazz-Pop Duo. (Blue Water Grill, 11 W. Genesee St., Skaneateles), 5 p.m.

Jamie Notarthomas. (Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool), 7 p.m.

Joe Taylor & Taylor Price. (Oak & Vine, 6141 W. Lake Road, Auburn), 8 p.m.

Just Joe. (Dairy Building, NYS Fairgrounds),

11 a.m.

John McConnell. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W.

Willow St.), 9 p.m.

Lisa Lee Duo. (Alex’s on the Water, 24 E. First

Mark Macri. (Daiker’s, 161 Daikers Circle, Old

Twenty Thousand Strongmen. (West End

Mark Nanni. (Empire Brewing Company, 120

Forge), 3 p.m.

McArdell & Westers. (Brae Loch Inn, 5 Albany

St., Cazenovia), 4 p.m.

Mike Delaney & the Delinquents. (Empire

Brewing Company, 120 Walton St.), 12:30 p.m.

Moonshine River Band. (West End Grille, NYS Fairgrounds), 7:30 p.m.

Novak Nanni Duo. (916 Riverside, 916 Route

37, Central Square), 4 p.m.

Porcelain Train. (Dinosaur Boneyard, 246 W.

Willow St.), 4 p.m.

Ron Kadey. (Lakeside Vista, 2437 Route 174, Marietta), 10:30 a.m.

Grille, NYS Fairgrounds), 7:30 p.m.

T U E S DAY 8/30 Barndogs. (Courtside Grill, NYS Fairgrounds),

St., Oswego), 6 p.m.

Walton St.), 11:30 a.m.

Max Scialdone. (Jake’s Grub & Grog, 7 E. River Road, Central Square), 6 p.m.

McArdell & Westers. (Ridge Tavern, 1281 Salt

6:30 p.m.

Springs Road, Chittenango), 7 p.m.

Jess Novak Band. (Nest Tavern, 6524 Route

Measure. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central

80, Tully), 5 p.m.

Square), 6 p.m.

Jillian Witz & Sean Fried. (West End Grille,

Metro Music Express. (Vernon Downs Casi-

NYS Fairgrounds), 5:30 p.m.

no, Vernon), 5 p.m.

Marc Ryan. (916 Riverside, 916 Route 37, Central Square), 6 p.m.

Michael Crissan. (Harpoon Eddie’s, 611 Park

Mark Doyle & the Maniacs. (Hoopes Park,

Novak Nanni Duo. (BRU 64, 64 Main St., Cor-

Ave., Sylvan Beach), 6 p.m.

100 S. Herman Ave., Auburn), 6:30 p.m.

tland), 7 p.m.

Tennyson Avenue. (LakeHouse Pub, 6 W.

Mark Hoffman’s Swing This! (Regional Artists Stage, NYS Fairgrounds), 2:30 p.m.

PG. (Blue Spruce Lounge, 400 Seventh N. St., Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Tom Barnes. (Shifty’s, 1401 Burnet Ave.), 7

7 p.m.

Mark Macri. (Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool),

Str8 On. (Sharkey’s, 7240 Oswego Road, Liverpool), 6 p.m.

Take Four:Jazz. (Finger Lakes on Tap, 35 Fennell St., Skaneateles), 2 p.m.

Genesee St., Skaneateles), 6 p.m. p.m.

Rhythm Method. (West End Grille, NYS Fair-

M O N DAY 8/ 29 Dove Creek. (Empire Room, NYS Fairgrounds), noon.

grounds), 7:30 p.m.

Tim Herron. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246 W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

W E D N E S DAY 8/31

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Billionaires. (West End Grille, NYS Fairgrounds), 7:30 p.m.

Chris Taylor. (Retreat, 302 Vine St., Liverpool), 7 p.m.

Frenay & Lenin. (Sheraton University Inn, 801 University Ave.), 5 p.m.

Funky Jazz Band. (Greenwood Winery, 6475 Collamer Road, East Syracuse), 6 p.m.

Hooker. (Al’s Wine & Whiskey Lounge, 321 S.

7 E. River Road, Brewerton

Clinton St.), 9 p.m.

Jess Novak Band. (Regional Artists Stage, NYS

Fairgrounds), 2:30 p.m.

WEDNESDAY

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Vincitore & O’Hara. (Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, 246

W. Willow St.), 9 p.m.

CO M E DY

Nick Offerman and Megyn Mullally. Wed.

Aug. 24, 8 p.m. The comedy team bring their Summer of 69: No Apostrophes tour to the Mulroy Civic Center’s Crouse-Hinds Concert Theater, 411 Montgomery St. $37, $58. 435-8000.

April Macie. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Sat. 7 & 9:45 p.m., Sun. 7:30 p.m. Last Comic Standing finalist and frequent guest on Howard Stern’s satellite show can be seen at Funny Bone Comedy Club, Destiny USA, off Hiawatha Blvd. $10/Thurs. & Sun., $12/Fri. & Sat. 423-8669, syracuse.funnybone.com. Open Mike Comedy. Tues. 9 p.m. Beginner

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SPORTS

Syracuse Chiefs. Wed. Aug. 24 & Thurs. 6:35

p.m., Fri. & Sat. 7:05 p.m., Sun. 1:05 p.m., Mon. 6:35 p.m. The boys of summer battle Scranton-Wilkes Barre (Wed. & Thurs.) and Pawtucket (Fri.-Mon.) to wrap the home season at NBT Bank Stadium, 1 Tex Simone Way. $7-$12/adults, $5-$10/children and seniors. 474-7833.

Auburn Doubledays. Wed. Aug. 24-Sat. 7:05 p.m., Sun. 5:05 p.m. The Single-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals battles Tri-City (Wed. & Thurs.) and State College (Fri.-Sun.) to wrap the home season at Falcon Park, 108 N. Division St., Auburn. Box seats: $8/adults, $7/children and seniors; general admission: $6/adults, $5/children and seniors. 255-2489. Vernon Downs Race Track. Thurs.-Sat. 6:45

p.m.; closes Nov. 5. Harness racing continues the horsey season at Vernon Downs, 4229 Stuhlman Road, Vernon. Free. (877) 88-VERNON.

SPECIALS

Wes Moore. Wed. Aug. 24, 11 a.m. Author

reads and talks about success and his New York Times bestseller The Other Wes Moore: One Name, Two Fates at SRC Arena and Events Center, Onondaga Community College, 4585 W. Seneca Turnpike. Free. 498-2622.

315 Paint Party. Wed. Aug. 24, 6 p.m. Express creativity with painting a wooden sign that showcases and represents your life in Central New York, plus you can bring your own drink at House of S. Jaye, 233 N. Clinton St. $40. houseofsjaye.com. Wednesday Walks. Every Wed. 6 p.m. Interns with the SUNY Oswego Metro Center guide groups and give history lessons, beginning at Clinton Square, 2 S. Clinton St. Free. 399-4100. Keith Burick. Wed. Aug. 24, 7 p.m. Author

holds a signing for his book Thomas Indian School and the Irredeemable Children of New York at Skänoñh Great Law of Peace Center, 6680 Onondaga Lake Parkway, Liverpool. Free. 453-6464, skanonhcenter.org.

I Am Malala. Thurs. 11 a.m. Group gathers to discuss the monthly assigned reading at Liverpool Public Library, 310 Tulip St., Liverpool. Free. 457-0310, lpl.org. Crafty Hour. Thurs. 5:30 p.m. Make art, social-

ize and enjoy local adult beverages at the Everson Museum of Art, 401 Harrison St. $5/ materials fee, $8/museum admission. 474-6064, everson.org.

Teresa Giudice. Thurs. 7:30 p.m. The New Jersey housewife of television fame talks about her life and her new memoir at Empire Theater, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Ticket includes fair admission: $20/general, $30/ included meet-and-greet. (800) 475-FAIR. Leslie Gabel-Brett. Fri. 11 a.m. To celebrate Pride Day, the author discusses and signs her book Love Unites Us, Winning the Freedom to Marry in America at the Information Fair, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR. Celebrate the Tubman $20. Fri. 5:30 p.m. An evening of speakers featuring Barbara Howard, Dr. Sally Roesch Wagner and Michele Jones Galvin, author and descendant of Harriet Tubman, celebrates the campaign and the anniversary of women’s suffrage at Matilda Joslyn Gage Center, 210 E. Genesee St., Fayetteville. $20/ advance, $25/door. 637-9511.

Class Ashley riot

Josh Mike Attack Jeremiah Candis Cayne. Fri. 7:30 p.m. Transgender

actress and performance artist speaks on her career, life and transition at Empire Theater, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Cazenovia Farmer’s Market. Every Sat.

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FILM S TA R TS FR I DAY F I L MS, T HEAT ER S A N D T IM E S S UBJ EC T TO CHA N GE. Bad Moms. Raunchy gal-pal comedy with Mila

9 a.m. More than 30 farmers and artisans share and sell their locally produced goods at Memorial Park, Albany Street, Cazenovia. Free. cazenoviachamber.com.

Kunis and Christina Applegate. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 2:25, 5:05, 7:45 & 10:30 p.m.

Dr. Anthony Wonderley. Sat. 3 p.m. A discus-

Ben-Hur. Splashy and shorter remake of the

sion about how the historic mansion was built and the stories behind it at Oneida Community Mansion House, 170 Kenwood Ave., Oneida. $7. 363-0745, oneidacommunity.org.

Animal Demonstrations. Every Sat. & Sun. 10

a.m. Enjoy zookeeper talks and animal feedings at Rosamond Gifford Zoo, 1 Conservation Place. Free with zoo admission. 435-8511, rosamondgiffordzoo.org.

Syracuse Food Tours. Every Sat. noon. The three-hour walking tour gives a perspective on the sights and history, a taste of food and beverages found in downtown Syracuse. $41/ person. 371-3050, syracusefoodtours.com. City Market at the Fair. Sun. 10 a.m. Three dozen booths will be set up for fairgoers to browse and buy handmade goods at Chevy Court, New York State Fairgrounds, 581 State Fair Blvd. Free with fair admission: $10. (800) 475-FAIR.

Summer on Ice. Sun. noon. Enjoy an after-

noon of enjoying tastes and sips of the Finger Lakes Region with food, ice-style wines and small batch spirits at Standing Stone Vineyards, 9934 Route 414 Hector. $40/advance, $50/door. (607) 582-6051, summeronice.com.

Silent Meditation. Every Mon. 7 p.m. Mum’s the word at Thekchen Choling Temple, 128 N. Warren St. Free. 682-0702, thek.us.

Maple Road Boyz Car Cruise. Every Tues. 4

p.m.; through Sept. 20. Check out classic and muscle cars, plus music and vendors at Clay Park Central, 4821 Wetzel Road, Liverpool. Free. 682-3800.

Muslim Journeys Reading Series. Tues. 6

p.m. Introductory session about the reading series and registration at North Syracuse Public Library, 100 Trolley Barn Lane. Free. 458-6184, nopl.org.

Don Miguel Ruiz Jr. Tues. 6:30 p.m. Coming

from a line of Toltecs, the speaker and author leads a workshop on the philosophy, becoming more aware of yourself and surroundings, how to bring harmony into your life and more at Unity of Syracuse, 300 W. Seneca Turnpike. $30. 492-0330, unitysyracuse.org.

1959 biblical epic; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 12:45, 3:50, 6:55 & 9:55 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:15, 3:20, 6:25 & 9:25 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D). Fri.-Sun.: 9:45 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 3:30 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:05, 3:30 & 6:40 p.m. No 3:30 p.m. show Mon.-Thurs.

The BFG. Director Steven Spielberg’s fantasy about a Big Friendly Giant who doesn’t like to eat children. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 1:30 p.m. Don’t Breathe. Brisk horror yarn involving

dopey pals who soon regret breaking into a blind geezer’s house. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/RPX/Stadium). Daily: 12, 2:30, 5, 7:50 & 10:20 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2, 4:30, 7:20 & 9:50 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 12:05 a.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:50 a.m., 2:30, 4:55 & 7:40 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:20 p.m.

Equity. Wall Street thriller with Anna Gunn and James Purefoy. Manlius (Digital presentation/stereo). Fri. & Sat.: 8 p.m. Sun.-Thurs.: 7:30 p.m. Sat. & Sun. matinee: 2:15 & 4:30 p.m.

Florence Foster Jenkins. Meryl Streep in the title role as a socialite who believes she is a wonderful operatic singer. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:35 a.m., 2:05, 4:40 & 7:40 p.m. Hands of Stone. Robert De Niro stars in this biopic about boxer Roberto Duran. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 1:10, 4:10, 7:10 & 10:10 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:40 p.m. Ice Age 5: Collision Course. Ray Romano,

Denis Leary and John Leguizamo return to the microphones for this dinosaur cartoon comedy. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:30 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.

Jason Bourne. Matt Damon returns as the

7 p.m. David Connelly talks about Osborne‘s prison reforms and the issues surrounding the friendship with Franklin Roosevelt at Theater Mack, 203 Genesee St., Auburn. $7. 253-8051, cayugamuseum.org.

amnesiac super-spy in this brawling action yarn. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:40, 3:40, 6:45 & 9:40 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:10, 3:40 & 6:50 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:50 p.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri., Sat. & Tues.: 10:30 p.m. Sun., Mon. & Thurs.: 8:15 p.m.

Report on Syria. Tues. 7 p.m. Activist and ana-

Kubo and the Two Strings. Charlize Theron

Lecture on Thomas Mott Osborne. Tues.

lyst Judy Bello, back from a peace delegation organized by the U.S. Peace Council, will report on her findings at ArtRage Gallery, 505 Hawley Ave. Free. 218-5711, artragegallery.org.

Bohemian Wall Art. Wed. Aug. 31, 6 p.m.

Express creativity with driftwood, feathers and lace to make something for your home, plus you can bring your own drink at House of S. Jaye, 233 N. Clinton St. $38. houseofsjaye.com.

and Ralph Fiennes lend their voices to this animated adventure; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:35 & 9:55 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/ Stadium). Daily: 11:20 a.m., 1:55 & 7:15 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation/3-D). Fri.-Sun.: 9:55 p.m. Mon.-Thurs.: 4:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:35 a.m., 2:15, 4:45 & 7:20 p.m. No 4:45 p.m. show Mon.-Thurs.

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Lights Out. Short and sweet shock package with Maria Bello. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 9:45 p.m. Mechanic: Resurrection. Violent sequel

sends Jason Statham back into the assassination business. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:10, 4:50, 7:30 & 10:15 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:50 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:30 a.m., 2:10, 4:40 & 7:15 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10 p.m.

Nerve. Thriller with Emma Roberts as a high

school kid caught up in a deadly game of truthor-dare. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 10:25 p.m.

Now You See Me 2. The summer of sequels marches on with this installment of the heist franchise featuring Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Caine. Hollywood (Digital presentation). Daily: 8:40 p.m. Pete’s Dragon. Bryce Dallas Howard and Rob-

ert Redford in the remake of the 1977 Disney semi-cartoon; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 4:05 & 9:10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 11:45 a.m., 1:25 & 6:40 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:40 a.m., 2:05, 4:30 & 6:55 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:30 p.m.

Sausage Party. Seth Rogen’s raunchy phallic

cartoon is not for the kiddies. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:05, 2:40, 5:10, 8 & 10:40 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:45 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:45 a.m., 2:20, 4:50 & 7:30 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:10 p.m.

The Secret Life of Pets. Louis CK and Kevin Hart lend their voices to this pooch-flavored cartoon. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:10, 2:35, 4:55 & 7:25 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 11:55 a.m., 2:25, 4:35 & 7:05 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 9:40 p.m. Star Trek: Beyond. Chris Pine, Zachary Quin-

to and Simon Pegg return for more sci-fi fun. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri., Sat. & Wed.: 8:15 p.m. Sun., Mon. & Thurs.: 10:15 p.m.

Suicide Squad. Will Smith and Margot Robbie in the latest comic-book spectacle; presented in 3-D in some theaters. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/IMAX/Stadium). Daily: 1, 4, 7 & 10 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/3-D/Stadium). Daily: 3:30 & 9:30 p.m. Destiny USA/Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Daily: 12:30 & 6:30 p.m. Late show Fri. & Sat.: 11:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:15, 3:50 & 7:10 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:05 p.m. Midway Drive-In (Fulton; 343-0211; digital presentation/stereo). Fri.-Mon.: 12:40 a.m. Tues.: 8:15 p.m. Wed.: 10:30 p.m. War Dogs. Jonah Hill and Miles Teller in the fact-based comedy about two guys who exploit the military during the Iraq War. Destiny USA/ Carousel 19 (Digital presentation/Stadium). Screen 1: 1:15, 4:15, 7:05 & 10:05 p.m. Screen 2: 1:45, 4:45, 7:35 & 10:35 p.m. Great Northern 10 (Digital presentation). Daily: 12:20, 4 & 7:25 p.m. Late show Fri.-Sun.: 10:15 p.m.

F IL M, OTH ERS L IS TED A L P H A B E TI C A L LY: Captain Fantastic. Thurs. 7:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 4 & 7:30 p.m., Sun. 1 & 4 p.m., Mon.-Wed. Aug. 31, 7:30 p.m. Viggo Mortensen in the art-house hit, which continues the digital presentations at the Cinema Capitol, 234 W. Dominick St., Rome. $7/adults, $5/students. 337-6453.

Dolphins. Wed. Aug. 24-Sun. 11 a.m. Our finned friends get the large-format close-up at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Dragons. Wed. Aug. 24-Sun. 12 & 3 p.m. Explore the world’s fascination with these winged fantasy creatures in this large-format outing narrated by Max Von Sydow. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/ adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068. Everybody Wants Some. Wed. Aug. 24, 9 p.m. The raucous 1980s flashback concludes the annual Flicks on the Crick outdoor series at Sound Garden, 310 W. Jefferson St. Free. 4734343. The Greatest Places. Sat. 4 p.m. Large-format travelogue. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Inhabit: A Permaculture Perspective. Wed. Aug. 24, 7 p.m. Documentary on the ecological design method at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

A Night at the Movies: 1916. Thurs. 7 p.m. The 100th anniversary of nearby Fort Stanwix is celebrated with 35mm prints of silent movies (with 1916-era prices!) including Charlie Chaplin’s One A.M., a chapter of the serial The Hazards of Helen and Dorothy Gish as Gretchen the Greenhorn, with organ accompaniment by Avery Tunningley. Capitol Theater, 220 W. Dominick St., Rome. 10 cents/orchestra and loge, 5 cents/balcony. 337-6453.

Rocky Mountain Express. Wed. Aug. 24-Sun. 4 p.m. Chug along with choo-choo thrills down the Canadian Pacific Railway in this large-format travelogue landscape at the Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

Tickled. Fri. 1 & 7 p.m., Sat. 3 & 7 p.m., Wed. Aug. 31, 7 p.m. Documentary about a secret tickling competition at the Auburn Public Theater, 8 Exchange St., Auburn. $6. 253-6669.

The Ultimate Wave: Tahiti. Wed. Aug. 24-Sun. 1 p.m. Surf’s up for this large-format adventure. Bristol IMAX at the MOST, 500 S. Franklin St. Film: $10/adults, $8/children under 11 and seniors. Film and exhibits: $20/adults, $18/children under 11 and seniors. 425-9068.

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LEGAL NOTICE Notice is hereby given that a liquor license, number pending, for on premise consumption has been applied for by Rieth Hacker Restaurant Group LLC to sell liquor, beer and wine at retail under the Alcoholic Beverage Control Law at 7990 Oswego Rd, in the town of Liverpool and County of Onondaga. NOTICE Name of LLC: DLH Signature Pointe, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 8/2/16. Office Location: Cortland County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail process to principal business location: 41 Church St., Cortland, NY 13045. Purpose: any lawful activity. NOTICE Name of LLC: Pine Grove Storage, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 6/20/16. Office Location: Cortland County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may

be served and shall mail process to principal business location: 5077 Bishop Hill Rd, Homer, NY 13077. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Stewart Distribution LLC Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/2/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6449 Finish Line Trail, Brewerton, NY 13029. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of 316 Route 9W, LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/5/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: The LLC, 3545 John Glenn Blvd., Attn: David Shiroff, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of BJ Sport & Fitness LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with SSNY on 8/3/16. Office location: Onondaga SSNY desg. as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY mail process to 2815 Erie Boulevard East, Syracuse, NY, 13224. Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Brownsville International Consulting Group LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/16/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 7802 Parcell Road, Auburn, NY 13021. Purpose: any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF C&M RENTAL PROPERTIES, LLC. The Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of State of New York (SSNY) on July 28, 2016. Office location: Onondaga County, New York. SSNY is designated as agent of the Company upon whom process against it may be served. The Post Office address to which the secretary of state shall mail a copy of any process against the LLC is: C&M Rental Properties, LLC, 2761 Amber Rd, Marietta NY 13110-3273. Purpose of LLC: to engage in any lawful act or activity.

Notice of formation of CHENG Y FAMILY LLC. Arts of Org filed with Secy of State of NY (SSNY) on 8/8/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent upon whom process may be served and shall mail copy of process against LLC to: 6883 Claret Circle, Fayetteville, NY 13066. Purpose: any lawful act. Notice of Formation of Clearly Puzzled Game, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on June 27, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 4977 Dalhia Cir, Liverpool, NY 13088. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of CNY Premier Properties, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/11/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 417 Delwood Dr.,Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Cumberland Holdings LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/3/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF DOMESTIC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY; Name of LLC: BEMKO Property Management, LLC; Date of Filing: 8/02/2016; Office of the LLC: Onondaga Co.; The NY Secretary of State (NYSS) has been designated as the agent upon whom process may be served. The NYSS may mail a copy of any process to the LLC at 104 Fallen Oaks Lane, Manlius, NY 13204; Purpose of LLC: Any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of EMS Metrics, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 15th, 2016.

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Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: 2164 Mercer St. Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Farmer Street Pantry, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/25/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Centolella Lynn D’Elia & Temes LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of JDVR PROPERTY GROUP, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 7/12/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 185 Clinton Avenue, Cortland, New York 13045 which is the principal office of the limited liability company. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose. Notice of Formation of KVG Enterprises LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/16/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3893 Bailer Rd, Syracuse, NY 13215. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Legacy Music LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/21/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 226, Dewitt, NY 13214. Purpose is any lawful purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW. Notice is hereby given that

the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “Clearhusker, LLC.” 2. The date of filing is July 18, 2016. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 1108 Madden Lane, Cortland, New York 13045. 7. There is no registered agent for service. 8. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO §206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “YAMAN CRESCENT, LLC” 2. The date of filing is August 5, 2016. 3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 839 NYS Route 13, Cortland, New York 13045. 5. There is no registered agent for service. 6. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Dated: August 5, 2016. NOTICE OF FORMATION OF LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY PURSUANT TO 206 OF THE LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY LAW Notice is hereby given that the undersigned have formed a limited liability company, pursuant to §206 of the Limited Liability Company Law, the particulars of which are as follows: 1. The name of the limited liability company is “JNH Properties, LLC” 2. The date of filing is July 14, 2016.

3. Cortland County is the county within the State of New York where the office of the limited liability company is located. 4. The Secretary of State is designated as agent of the limited liability company for service of process and the post office address to which the Secretary of State shall mail copy of any process against the limited liability company is 4070 West Road, Cortland, New York 13045. 7. There is no registered agent for service. 8. The limited liability company is formed for any lawful business purpose. Notice of Formation of Mapstone Properties, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/11/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to P.O. Box 333, Pompey, NY 13138. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Max Graphics Printing, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York on 6/20/16. Office location: Cortland County, NY. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the LLC upon whom process may be served and shall mail copy of process to principal business location at 3624 Glenwood Avenue, Cortland, NY 13045. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Mooky Industries, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/7/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 8291 Luchsinger Lane, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Morrisroe Lynn Gere Building LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/5/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: c/o LLC, 100 Madison Street, Suite 1905, Syracuse, NY 13202. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

Notice of Formation of Old Seventh North Street, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 5/31/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 6888 Peck Rd., Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of P & L Land Management, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of the State of New York (SSNY) on July 13, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to Levornie R Best, 201 N. Townsend Street, Syracuse, NY 13203. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Piemakers4U, LLC. Art of Org. filed Sec’y of State (SSNY) 08/17/2016. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process: 220 Suburban Park Drive, Apartment 1, Manlius, NY 13104. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Plant Masters, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on June 7th, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7046 Lakeshore Road ,Cicero, NY 13039. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of PPM Consulting LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on July 15, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 108 Fennell Street, Skaneateles, NY 13152. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Project navy Blue, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 6/28/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of

LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 3838 East St, Skaneateles, NY 13152. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of RED DRAGON BASEBALL HOUSE, LLC — Articles of Organization filed with Secretary of State of New York on 6/9/16. Office location: Cortland County. Secretary of State of New York designated as agent of the limited liability company upon whom process against it may be served. Secretary of State of New York shall mail process to 2 Don Street, East Patchogue, New York 11772. The principal office of the limited liability company is located at 151 Tompkins Street, Cortland, New York 13045. The limited liability company was formed for any lawful business purpose. Notice of Formation of Rieth Hacker Restaurant Group LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/10/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to 7880 Oswego Rd, Liverpool, NY 13090. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Root Harvest Farm LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 11/18/15. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to United States Corporation Agents, Inc. 7014 13th Avenue, Suite 202, Brooklyn, NY 11228. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Scalici Design, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 7/22/16. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to PO Box 3585, Syracuse, NY 13220. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of Shady Bend LLC. Arts. of Org. filed with Secy. of State of NY (SSNY) on 7/27/16. Office location: Onondaga County. SSNY designated as agent

of LLC upon whom process against it may be served. SSNY shall mail process to: Erin Humphrey, 1741 Shady Bend Lane, Skaneateles, NY 13152. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of Smokey and the Pig BBQ, LLC Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 8/1/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: LLC, 105 Power Street, Syracuse, NY 13209. Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of TERRY’S COURIER/ DELIVERY SERVICE, LLC. Articles of Organization filed with NY Dept. of State on 7/1/16. Office Location: ONONDAGA County. Sec. of State designated as agent of LLC upon whom process against it may be served and shall mail copy of process to InCorp Services Inc., One Commerce Plaza, 99 Washington Ave, Suite 805-A, Albany, NY 12210-2822. Purpose: any lawful activity. Notice of Formation of THE SALTINE ARMORY LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on 07/28/2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to06 Barton Circle, East Syracuse, NY 13057. Purpose is any lawful purpose. Notice of Formation of: First Choice Property Holding, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on: 07/08/2016. Office location: County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy of process to: Jeffrey Cohen 5201 Hoag Ln, Fayetteville, New York, 13066 . Purpose: any lawful purpose. Notices of formation of Guard Squad, LLC. Articles of Organization were filed with the Secretary of State of New York (SSNY) on April 6, 2016. Office is located in the County of Onondaga. SSNY is designated as agent of LLC upon whom process may be served. SSNY shall mail copy to 120 Sylvan St., Elbridge, NY 13060.

Purpose is any lawful purpose. S U P P L E M E N TA L SUMMONS Index #: 1577/2015. Filed: 08/03/16. Plaintiff designates Onondaga County as the place of trial. Venue is based upon the County in which the mortgaged premises is situated. SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF ONONDAGA MidFirst Bank Plaintiff, -againstAlicia S. Calagiovanni, Onondaga County Public Administrator, as Administrator for the Estate of James R.Cummings, Shawn Cummings as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings, Teresa Knapp as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings, William J. Johnson II as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings, William J. Johnson as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings if he be living and if /she be dead, any and all persons who are spouses, widows, grantees, mortgagees, lienors, heirs, devisees, distributees, or successors, in interest of such of the above as maybe dead, and her spouses, heirs, devisees, distributees, and successors in interest, all of whom and whose names and places of residence are unknown to Plaintiff, Steven M. Johnson as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings if he be living and if /she be dead, any and all persons who are spouses, widows, grantees, mortgagees, lienors, heirs, devisees, distributees, or successors in interest of such of the above as maybe dead, and her spouses, heirs, devisees, distributees, and successors in interest, all of whom and whose names and places of residence are unknown to Plaintiff, Jamie L. Stevens a/k/a Jamie L. Johnson as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings, James Cummings Jr.’s respective heirs-atlaw, next-of-kin, distributees, executors, administrators, trustees, devisees, legatees, assignees, lienors, creditors, and successors in interest and generally all persons having or claiming under, by or through said defendant who may be deceased, by purchase, inheritance, lien or otherwise, any right, title or interest in the real property described in the complaint herein, United States of America, New York State Department of Taxation and Finance, State of New York and by and through the State University of New York Upstate Medical University, Crouse Health Hospital Inc. dba Crouse Hospital, Empire Federal Credit Union, Bear Road Associates, Kimberly

Johnson, People of the State of New York, Cobblestone Square Apartments LLC, City Court Clerk o/b/o People of the State of New York, St. John’s Hospital Health Center, SEFCU, Capital One Bank, Village Green EB LLC, Credit Acceptance Corporation, People of the State of New York by Village of East Syracuse, Collins Financial Service, Inc., CACH LLC, Onondaga County Department of Social Services, Riverwalk Holding Ltd., Kerry Hopkins, Pine Bluff Properties, TLC Medical Transportation Services, Inc, State of New York, Hanson Aggregates New York, Inc., James Maring, People of the State of New York o/b/o Best Buy, United Auto Credit Corporation, People of the State of New York o/b/o Sure Winner Foods, Defendants. TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT(S): YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to answer the Complaint in this action and to serve a copy of your Answer or, if the Complaint is not served with this Summons, to serve a Notice of Appearance on the attorneys for the plaintiff within twenty (20) days after service of this Summons, exclusive of the day of service; or within thirty (30) days after service is complete if this Summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York; or within sixty (60) days if it is the United States of America. In case of your failure to appear or answer, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the Complaint. NOTICE YOU ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING YOUR HOME. If you do not respond to this summons and complaint by serving a copy of the answer on the attorney for the mortgage company who filed this foreclosure proceeding against you and filing the answer with the court, a default judgment may be entered and you can lose your home. Speak to an attorney or go to the court where your case is pending for further information on how to answer the summons and protect your property. Sending a payment to your mortgage company will not stop this foreclosure action. YOU MUST RESPOND BY SERVING A COPY OF THE ANSWER ON THE ATTORNEY FOR THE PLAINTIFF (MORTGAGE COMPANY) AND FILING THE ANSWER WITH THE COURT. Dated: Bay Shore, New York April 20, 2016.

FRENKEL, LAMBERT, WEISS, WEISMAN & GORDON, LLP BY: Pamela Flink. Attorneys for Plaintiff 53 Gibson Street Bay Shore, New York 11706 (631) 969-3100 Our File No.: 01073923-FOO. TO: George M. Raus, Jr. Esq. as Guardian Ad Litem on behalf of William J. Johnson as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings 105 Gilbert Avenue, Syracuse, New York 13208. George M. Ravs, Jr. Esq. as Guardian Ad Litem on behalf of Steven M. Johnson as Heir to the Estate of James R. Cummings 105 Gilbert Avenue, Syracuse, New York 13208. People of the State of New York o/b/o Sure Winner Foods 102 Farrell Road, Syracuse, NY 13209. Capital One Bank 4851 Cox Road, Glenn Allen, VA 23060. Village Green EB LLC 100 Village Boulevard S. Baldwinsville, NV 13027. Credit Acceptance Corporation 25505 W. Twelve Mile Road, Suite 3000 Southfield, MI 48034. Collins Financial Service, Inc., 2101 W. Ben White Boulevard #103, Austin, TX 78741. CACH, LLC 4340 S. Monaco 2nd Floor, Denver, CO 80224. Onondaga County Department of Social Services, 421 Montgomery Street, Syracuse, NY 14202. Riverwalk Holding LTD 1132 Glade Road, Colleyville, TX 76034. Kerry Hopkins, Pine Bluff Properties, 6201 Applecross Road, Jamesville, NY 13078. TLC Medical Transportation Services, Inc. 638 Burnet Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13203. State of New York 750 E. Adams Street Syracuse, NV 13210. Hanson Aggregates New York, Inc. 4800 Jamesville Road, Jamesville, NY 13078. James Maring 14 Canton Street, Floor 2, Baldwinsville, NY 13027. People of the State of New York o/b/o Best Buy 9090 Carousel Center Drive Syracuse, NY 13208. United Auto Credit Corporation, 101 Old Cove Road Suite 114, Liverpool, NY 1308.8

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY by R ob Brezsny

ARIES (March 21-April 19) In the coming

weeks, I hope you won’t scream curses at the rain, demanding that it stop falling on you. Similarly, I suggest you refrain from punching walls that seem to be hemming you in, and I beg you not to spit into the wind when it’s blowing in your face. Here’s an oracle about how to avoid counterproductive behavior like that: The near future will bring you useful challenges and uncanny blessings if you’re willing to consider the possibility that everything coming your way will, in some sense, be an opportunity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Oh how I wish you might receive the grace of being pampered and nurtured and entertained and prayed for. I’d love for you to assemble a throng of no-strings-attached caretakers who would devote themselves to stoking your healing and delight. Maybe they’d sing to you as they gave you a manicure and massaged your feet and paid your bills. Or perhaps they would cook you a gourmet meal and clean your house as they told you stories about how beautiful you are and all the great things you’re going to do in the future. Is it possible to arrange something like that even on a modest scale, Taurus? You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you most need this kind of doting attention -- and when you have the greatest power to make it happen. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I invite you to dream about your true home. Your sweet, energizing, love-strong home. The home where you can be high and deep, robust and tender, flexible and rigorous. The home where you are the person that you promised yourself you could be. To stimulate and enhance your brainstorms about your true home, experiment with the following activities: Feed your roots; do maintenance work on your power spot; cherish and foster your sources; and refine the magic that makes you feel free. Can you handle one more set of tasks designed to enhance your domestic bliss? Tend to your web of close allies; take care of what takes care of you; and adore the intimate connections that serve as your foundation. CANCER (June 21-July 22) It’ll be one of

those rapid-fire, adjust-on-the-fly, think-onyour-feet, go-with-your-gut times for you -- a head-spinning, endorphin-generating, eye-pleasing, intelligence-boosting phase when you will have opportunities to relinquish your attachments to status quos that don’t serve you. Got all that, Cancerian? There will be a lot of stimuli to absorb and integrate. Luckily for you, absorbing and integrating a lot of stimuli will be your specialty. I’m confident of your ability to get the most of upcoming encounters with cute provocations, pleasant agitation and useful unpredictability. One more tip: Be vigilant and amused as you follow the ever-shifting sweet spot.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) At the risk of asking

too much and pushing too hard, my Guerrilla Prayer Warriors have been begging God to send you some major financial mojo. These fierce supplicants have even gone so far as to suggest to the Supreme Being that maybe She could help you win the lottery or find a roll of big bills lying in the gutter or be granted a magic wish by an unexpected benefactor. “Whatever works!” is their mantra. Looking at the astrological omens, I’m not sure that the Prayer Warriors’ extreme attempts will be effective. But the possibility that they will be is definitely greater than usual. To boost your odds, I suggest you get more organized and better educated about your money matters. Set a clear intention about the changes you’d like to put in motion during the next 10 months.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Suggested experiments: 1. Take a vow that from now on you won’t hide your beauty. 2. Strike a deal with your inner king or inner queen, guaranteeing that this regal part of gets regular free expression. 3. Converse with your Future Self about

how the two of you might collaborate to fully unleash the refined potency of your emotional intelligence. 4. In meditations and dreams, ask your ancestors how you can more completely access and activate your dormant potentials.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) I hope you are not

forlorn, shivery, puzzled or obsessive right now -- unless being in such a state will mobilize you to instigate the overdue transformations you have been evading. If that’s the case, I hope you are forlorn, shivery, puzzled and obsessive. Feelings like those may be the perfect fuel -- the high-octane motivation that will launch your personal renaissance. I don’t often offer this counsel, Libra, so I advise you to take full advantage: Now is one of the rare times when your so-called negative emotions can catalyze redemption.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) From what I can tell, your vigor is peaking. In recent weeks, you have been sturdy, hearty, stout and substantial. I expect this surge of strength to intensify in the near future -- even as it becomes more fluid and supple. In fact, I expect that your waxing power will teach you new secrets about how to wield your power intelligently. You may break your previous records for compassionate courage and sensitive toughness. Here’s the best news of all: You’re likely to be dynamic about bestowing practical love on the people and animal and things that are important to you. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The odds are higher than usual that you will be offered a boost or promotion in the coming weeks. This development is especially likely to occur in the job you’re doing or the career plans you’ve been pursuing. It could also be a factor at work in your spiritual life. You may discover a new teacher or teaching that could lift you to the next phase of your inner quest. There’s even a chance that you’ll get an upgrade on both fronts. So it’s probably a good time to check on whether you’re harboring any obstacles to success. If you find that you are, DESTROY THOSE RANCID OLD MENTAL BLOCKS WITH A BOLT OF PSYCHIC LIGHTNING. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The cosmos seems to be warming up to your charms. The stinginess it displayed toward you for a while is giving way to a more generous approach. To take advantage of this welcome development, you should shed any fear-based beliefs you may have adopted during the recent shrinkage. For instance, it’s possible you’ve begun to entertain the theory that the game of life is rigged against you, or that it is inherently hard to play. Get rid of those ideas. They’re not true, and clinging to them would limit the game of life’s power to bring you new invitations. Open yourself up wherever you have closed down. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Are any of your

allies acting like they’ve forgotten their true purpose? If so, you have the power to gently awaken them from their trances and help them refocus. Is it possible you have become a bit too susceptible to the influences of people whose opinions shouldn’t really matter that much to you? If so, now is a good time to correct that aberration. Are you aware of having fallen under the sway of trendy ideas or faddish emotions that are distorting your relationship with your primal sources? If so, you are hereby authorized to free yourself from their hold on you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Now would be a

favorable time to reveal that you are in fact a gay socialist witch who believes good poetry provides a more reliable way to understand reality than the opinions of media pundits -- unless, of course, you are not a gay socialist witch, etc., in which case you shouldn’t say you are. But I do advise you to consider disclosing as much as possible of your true nature to anyone with whom you plan to be intimately linked in the future and who is missing important information about you. It’s high time to experiment with being more completely yourself.

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