ICE CREAM CEREAL

Spice That Breakfast Up

DISCLAIMER: Do not eat if you have lactose intolerance or sensitive teeth or are allergic to eating things

INGREDIENTS:

- Ice cream

- Milk

- Bowl

- Spoon -

(Milk) preferably one with a good base cream, anyswirls will just get mixed in

HOW TO:

Step one: Get your ice cream out of the freezer and wait for a bit, this will make it easier to manoeuvre. You can skip this step if you can’t be fucked, but little milky shards of ice will form throughout the dish. It is recommended that you try them at least once to see if you’re into it.

Step two: Scoop bite-sized chunks of ice cream into your bowl, about a cereal amount. It is recommended that you use the virginal layer on the top of the ice cream as it is the best part and you deserve all of it

Step three: Pour your milk over the ice cream. Make sure to get good coverage over the frosty bits on the ice cream as to saturate and defrost them.

Enjoy your delicious “meal” and get ready to shit the shit out of your pants

Drink the delicious ice cream milk left over at the end (yummers!)!

*Freeze any leftovers. It’s algood for like… sometime in the freezer, we’re sure of it.

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Trivia

1. The star Polaris is more commonly known by what name?

2. What US state capital took its name from the French for “red stick”?

3. What US state was “Steak ‘n Shake” founded in?

4. What is the name of the arrogant male coanchor of Channel 5 News in the TV show “Family Guy”?