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— Melissa Barrera

Melissa Barrera (Sam Carpenter in Scream 5 and 6) is nothing short of stunning. Of course Jenna Ortega has been quite popular lately, but people have totally overlooked Barrera. Not only was she completely badass in the latest Scream movie, she looked fucking hot too.

Don’t get us wrong though, we’re not objectifying women here, but we sure do love to appreciate talented people and this woman is exactly that. We love a female protagonist who has her crazy rage moments.

Their words [Oscar’s Edition]

“Do not check my pulse rate.”

— Everyone when they look at Pedro Pascal

“WELL.”

— Taylor Swift serves the children with her eras tour, destroying expecations

— Billie Eilish asking why I tweeted for her to step on my throat and spit in my mouth.

— Selena Gomez in response to becoming the most followed wāhine years have passed since New Zealand became the first country to let women vote. Nice. adults still sleep with a comfort object. It’s okay, they won’t judge you when you cry.

Cheeky 10 [people Who Could Win The Hunger Games]

Joel Miller (+ Penicillin)

He would definitely be the Katniss Everdeen of the games. The moment he gets that shot you’re absolutely done for.

Jungkook

He would have so many sponsors because he’s pretty and talented. If any other tributes are stans, there’s absolutely no way he isn’t winning.

Daemon Targaryen

This man would be the most disrespectful person and everyone else would die the worst deaths because he literally has no chill. Probably a career tribute.

Deku (specifically as Rizzuku Himdoriya)

If you’re on this side of anime TikTok, then you know that the rizzilante is built different. He’ll quite literally be stopping hearts with Rizz For All.

Matt Donovan

Plot armour. This annoying fucker should have died in season one of The Vampire Diaries.

The

Annoying Little Girl From Aliens

She survived xenomorphs for fuck knows how long just by hiding. A true underdog. Peeta’s camouflage got nothing on this kid.

Laurie Strode

How do you even survive Michael Myers? Doesn’t matter, she did. The GOAT.

The Dora Milaje

This game would be over in two seconds. As soon as they make it to the cornucopia, it’s over for everyone else.

Alex Russo

There is no debate about this. She would win.

Emma Watson (in This Is The End)

She survived outside for days, and then she robbed six grown ass men. Give her an axe and she’s showing you why Hermione would’ve been a menace as a Death Eater.

Tuesday 28th March

Good Neighbour 2pm - Ground Floor Kitchen

Wednesday 29th March

Cultural Hour Sausage Sizzle | outdoor sports games in the atea | Level 1 Courtyard |

Solomon's Gold Chocolate Factory Tour:

Monday 27th March. happening every Monday until Winter

Lani alternatively serving pancake or loaded porridge bowl breakfasts from 9am outside Te Manawaroa/Adams Foyer - Morning Munchies. we have called the event - Morning Munchies

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