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If you're looking for a fresh and original comedy set in a women's prison, you might want to skip Hard Cell, Catherine Tate's first ‘attempt’ at a sitcom.

The show is a mockumentary that follows Laura (Tate), an inept governess who tries to reform the inmates with her clueless ideas and schemes. Tate also plays several of the prisoners, such as Big Viv, a violent Scottish woman who loves doing Kardashian impressions, and Sian, a Welsh woman who speaks so unintelligibly that she needs subtitles. So like the British version of Lunatics? Tough s(c)ell.

The problem is that most of these characters are one-note jokes that get old fast, and the humour relies too much on shit (just bad, not faecal) gags, niche stereotypes and toilet humour (so actual shit jokes). The show also feels dated and out of touch; as it makes fun of racism, homophobia, and classism without much nuance or insight. I’ve read hella praise for Tate's comedic talents and the cast, but I’d have to say the show feels like a lacklustre relic from a bygone era. Hard Cell might be just one hard watch.

- JOEL COLLINS AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS!

you’re packing absolute heat the yolk ratio may flex a bit). To accomplish this, cut the carrot twice in half vertically and once in half horizontally.

SNACK THREE:

Cereal. Also good for every other meal of the day.

SNACK SIX:

So we kept that up for the rest of intermediate but then the guy who had the basket on his bike died and we had to lug the boxes around on our scooters which was a total hassle so we just stopped.

SNACK EIGHT:

Yeah, by now it is crazy expired, but it still tastes the same. Sure, they seem to let off a suspicious amount of fumes, almost as if the sunny window I left it by had melted the plastic which had leached into the sauce making it go even worse than expired. Okay, MAYBE my nightmares have been getting more vivid and terrifying the more sauce I eat. And FINE, MAYBE I see a shadow person getting closer and closer each time I close my eyes! IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL!

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THIS IS C*NT

Simple Puzzles For Simple People

FINISH THIS...

COLORING IN PAGE PART 1/4

IS THERE A EXIT?

WE WON’T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS BUT IF YOU PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER, THEN YOU WIN. FIND OUT WHAT IN 2 WEEKS

Across

4. Online flirting but like not PG (4)

7. “That’s ___” (3)

9. The thing you do on a couch that leads to more (6)

12. Best place for a break up date (10)

14. Slang term for a blowjob (5)

Down

1. Quiet place to fuck and learn about cases in the 1990’s (8)

2. An event where you’re forced to pay for shit you didn’t even consume (4)

3. Like an intense kiss. (4)

5. What I would like Mrs Incredible to do to my head with her thighs (5)

6. A common abbreviation for "relationship" (4)

8. “They got a ___truck” (4)

10. When you LIKE like someone(4)

11. What you give someone when they’re feeling down (4)

13. Where I lost my virginity (5)

15. What’s my favourite colour (10)

1. What author created the character of Tom Hagen?

2. What was the birth name of actress Betty Grable?

3. What connection did Thomas Edison have with the construction of Yankee Stadium?

4. In which city is the world’s largest film studio?