July 1943

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You Guys Are Driving Me Crazy By “Wild Bill’ Childs Apprentice Bowman, Sequoia Field Archer, Oakland

December is my unlucky month. Every year, come December, I sever all relations with my fellowmen, lock up my doors and hibernate for 30 days to insure my well being. I adopted this policy many Decembers ago when one fateful December I decided to get married, celebrated too hard at the wedding, fell down and broke a leg, went to bed and caught pneumonia and had a bunch • of sympathy laden relates move in and keep me company until spring. Says I to myself, “Bill, this won’t do. From here on we’ll hide out dur­ ing December and keep out of trouble.” I only slipped up twice since then. The first December I didn’t lay in enough Scotch to last my soda and the second slip was a few years ago during December when I told Mouseface I would rather have a bow and some arrows for a Christmas present than that expensive movie camera she was con­ templating buying for me. It was a sad day for me when I woke Christmas morning to find myself the owner of a ten dollar lemon wood bow, three dollars worth of accessories and twelve very pretty arrows that cost two bucks. I had a lot of fun with my bow the first week because I loosed all my shafts straight up into the sky and my only worry was dodging them as they fell back to earth. My troubles started when Mouseface suggested that I shoot at specific objects such as targets or whatever bow and arrowers shoot at. I bought a twelve dollar butt and started whaling away at it, and the hits I made after a week of shooting could be counted without taking off

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“Wild Bill” Childs, Apprentice (?) Bowman. Note: The question mark is the Editor’s.

my shoes. I saw that I was not quite an expert yet so I shuffled up to the place where my tackle came from and told the fellow all my troubles. He took me out in his shooting range, stating that, with such a teacher as he, I can become an expert in one easy lesson. He starts shooting my tackle and didn’t hit the target with ■ it either. Checking it over, he found that my arrows were as limber as a snake so he suggested that I buy a more expensive set with the proper “spine.” I dug way down deep and pulled


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