PLEASE FORGIVE ME I know I may have pinched you several times; causing you to wince in contorted agony, I know I may have pummeled you to the ground; hurling at you a volley of poignant abuse, I know I may have kicked you in the stomach; made a face at you resembling a hideous demon, I know I may have splashed your face with orange juice; soiling your impeccable clothing with infinite blemishes of black paint, I know I may have stared at you in animosity; fomenting you to ooze tears down your glistening cheeks, I know I may have made you trip; poking my large toe deliberately in your way, I know I may have scowled at you umpteenth number of times; tickling you in your ribs when you didn't want it the slightest, I know I may have shrug off the breakfast plate inutter disdain; dictating you thunderously to make it all over again, I know I may have sprinkled upon you freezing water; inundating your persona with frozen ice in the peak of winter, I know I may have used my pen to thrash you; more than I might have used it to write literature, I know I may have philandered with several girls; giving them a peck on their cheeks right in front of your eyes, I know I may have dropped debris intermittently on the ground; just to appease myself sighting you picking them up, I know I may have wrecked you out of tranquil sleep large no of times in the night; with a volley of my monstrous snores, I know I may have interrogated you till eternity; asking you divulge an account of each minute; in order to pacify my suspicions,