16 JOKES
16JOKES TO HELP YOU START A CONVERSATION IN ENGLISH! Some jokes are so bad they’re actually funny. Like the ones we’ve got for you here. If you’re feeling brave, you could use these little jokes to start a conversation at a social event such as a conference, lunch or party. So, next time you find yourself alone and you want to meet people, try using one of these 16 jokes to help you start a conversation in English! [See the next page for some exercises with these jokes.]
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Who can jump higher than a house? Anyone! Houses can’t jump!
Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!
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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.
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What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? “Show me the honey!”
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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Never again.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? “Whoops!” 12
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
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