Riding Herd
“The greatest homage we can pay to truth is to use it.”
by LEE PITTS
– JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
March 15, 2016 • www.aaalivestock.com
Volume 58 • No. 3
If Dogs Could Talk
Could It Happen Here? M That’s BILLION, With a B!
By Lee Pitts
Don’t worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a lot bigger than you think.
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NEWSPAPER PRIORITY HANDLING
e are all part of one big happy global family now. But you know what happens when one member of a family comes down with the creeping crud don’t you? Every member in the family seems to catch it. Today, there are so many ways that healthy members of the global family can catch a bug: through increased travel and tourism, from a flood of illegal immigrants, the very scary threat of bioterrorism, and increasing imports of food. And we don’t have to look far to see the devastating results that foreign diseases can have on a producer, or an entire industry. Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea is a highly contagious virus that causes diarrhea and vomiting in swine with a death rate of between 50 and 100 percent of infected piglets. The virus was first seen in this country in April 2013 and has spread now to 27 states. The good news is that the disease is not transmissible to other species or to humans, but the bad news is that between seven and eight million pigs have died of it in just the United States. The PED virus started killing piglets in Europe in 1971 so it can be said that the U.S. swine industry did a good job of keeping it at bay for years. But sooner or later in the global marketplace, as with Mad Cow (BSE) disease, we were bound to catch
it. Especially when you consider the many ways it can be spread. Any manure tainted object such as trailers, equipment, boots, and clothing can carry the virus and it can survive for weeks in cold weather. Then there is this little matter... like many of our illegals, our government officials still have no idea how the PED virus entered this country! Although I’m a well known despiser of poultry, it still saddens me to think of all the tasteless chickens that died in the Spring of last year from avian influenza in the single worst outbreak of an animal disease in this nation’s history! More
than 200 premises were affected in 15 States, with more than 48 million birds depopulated. That’s a fancy word for murdered! But such a disaster could never happen to us in the beef business, right? One of the dirty little secrets of all this globaloney is that never in our country’s history have we exposed ourselves to so many of the world’s bugs, viruses and illnesses. And there is one lurking out there that has the potential to bring this nation’s cattlemen and cattlewomen to their knees, as it did before in this country.
It’s been 87 years since there’s been a foot and mouth epidemic in this country. Since 1929 we’ve been free of one of the most economically damaging animal diseases in the world. But we’re playing with fire. While FMD fans its flames in 100 countries around the world we keep signing trade agreements that enable countries with foot and mouth disease, or who share borders with countries that do, to send their beef here. And make no mistake that beef could carry the FMD virus. If and when it arrives on our shores, the results will be disastrous. According to Dustin Pendell, a Kansas State economist, if FMD broke out here losses to producers and consumers would total approximately $188 billion! That’s in addition to government costs of $11 billion for controlling livestock movement and killing off infected and exposed livestock. continued on page two
Judge holds Forest Service in contempt over Wyoming goat and sheep ban CHRISTINE PETERSON, TRIB.COM
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n Idaho federal judge found the U.S. Forest Service in contempt of court recently, concluding the Forest Service used a flawed study as the basis to ban domestic sheep and goats from some of its lands. The lawsuit came in 2015 after the Shoshone National Forest prohibited domestic sheep and goats from entering the forest to prevent the spread of deadly diseases to bighorn sheep. The contempt of court ruling, made by B. Lynn Winmill of the U.S. District Court for the District of Idaho, requires the Forest Service pay for legal fees for the Idaho Wool Growers Association and the North American Packgoat Association, the two plaintiffs in the case. It does not go as far as the groups requested by ordering additional fines and reversing the sheep and goat ban. Winmill deferred ruling on the specifics of the ban, instead ordering a “status conference” with the groups to discuss the issue. Packgoats are often used by backpackers and hikers to carry food and other supplies on backcountry trips.
Andrew Irvine, a Jackson-based attorney representing the Packgoat Association, praised the judge’s decision. “Obviously, this upcoming status conference with the court will determine what happens to the existing Shoshone Land Management Plan and the Forest Service’s decision to ban domestic sheep and goats on the Shoshone National Forest,” Irvine said. “I am hopeful the Forest Service will be willing to sit down and work with NAPGA on a reasonable solution.” The Forest Service received the ruling, and its Office of General Counsel is reviewing it, said Jace Ratzlaff, regional legislative affairs and SRS coordinator for the Forest Service’s Rocky Mountain Regional office. The North American Packgoat Association sued the Forest Service in 2015, claiming the Forest Service used a flawed, and illegal, study to ban domestic sheep and goats. That study came from 2006 in the Payette National Forest in Idaho. Groups sued over the report, stating it was completed without representation from “anyone engaged in domestic sheep management or behavior,” accontinued on page five
y wife yelled for me to come and watch the TV because after a “short” commercial break, that wasted ten minutes of my life, there’d be an unbelievable story about people talking to dogs through the use of computers. Sound interesting? I thought so too. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out that a computer specialist at Georgia Tech put computer vests on service dogs so that in an emergency a dog can find a human who will pull a lever on the vest that will trigger an audio message in English such as, “My handler needs you to come with me.” In other words, I squirmed through several incontinence and erectile disfunction ads only to learn that dogs still weren’t talking to people. I felt like an idiot being suckered in that way, but it did serve as a good reminder as to why I don’t watch television. It did get me to thinking though, what if computer nerds were somehow able to translate barks into words we could understand? I wonder, what would dog’s have to say to us? Here’s what I think the first words of representatives of the ten dumbest breeds of dogs would be. The number following each breed is their ranking of intelligence as determined by Stanley Coran in his masterpiece, The Intelligence of Dogs. (Please note, there’s not a single cow dog amongst the dummies.) Shih Tzu (#70) – Just because I can’t even spell my own name doesn’t mean I’m stupid. And I thought you said you were going to get me “fixed.” Bassett Hound (#71) – Look at that smug Border Collie (#1) over there thinking he’s so smart. Who does he think he is, Einstein? And look at that disgusting Poodle (#2) all trimmed up like some hedge in a billionaire’s topiary garden. What a slut. Beagle (#72) – Okay, so I’m not the brightest bulb in the kennel but I’m not as dumb as you think. And chicks think I’m cute. And it continued on page six
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