LMD Nov 2015

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Riding Herd

“The greatest homage we can pay to truth is to use it.”

by LEE PITTS

– JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL

Don’t Pet The Spider

I What Were We Thinking? November 15, 2015 • www.aaalivestock.com

By Lee Pitts

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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he other day I came across an old FFA speech I gave 47 years ago. At the time I remember being proud of the speech. I won the state of California FFA public speaking contest and my Grandpa thought I should have won the nation, although he may have been a bit biased. Now I’m embarrassed by what I wrote. What a bunch of malarkey I was peddling back then. My theme was that the world was exploding and as a result America had to feed the world. I never would have imagined that nearly 50 years later the world would be feeding us.

Offshoring Our Food

NEWSPAPER PRIORITY HANDLING

Sadly, the U.S. is no longer self sufficient in food. Not by a long shot. Nearly half of the fresh fruit consumed in this country is imported and the amount of imported fresh vegetables climbed from 17 percent to 31 percent since 2000. Imports of food from Mexico alone increased 20 percent PER YEAR from 1999 through 2012. To illustrate my point consider this: if you take a vitamin C pill and swallow it down with apple juice there is a 90 percent chance the pill came from China and a 70 percent chance the apple juice did too. And 98 percent of all those veggies and fruits were NEVER inspected by the USDA!

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Lest you think beef has escaped this offshoring consider that 14 percent of the beef consumed in our country is not raised here. And with beef imports increasing 30 percent recently that number will rise rapidly. Pardon my being so blunt but, have we lost our minds? We’ve seen how well it works buying our oil from countries whose terrorists want to fly crowded jetliners into our tall buildings, or cut off our heads, and now we evidently want to depend on others to provide the most basic necessity of life. Most Americans don’t know what it is to go hungry

but thanks to globalization some day they might get their chance.

Globaloney It’s no coincidence that many recent college graduates are waiting tables at Olive Garden or still living at home with their parents because we shipped all their jobs overseas. As we were going broke as a result of globalization we sold a heap of our debt to communist China and now they are buying up our real estate too. We’ve killed off most of our manufacturing jobs under the guise of “free trade” or “fair trade” only to later learn it was neither.

What were we thinking? According to the economists who wrote best selling books about the wonders of globalization, Americans would no longer have to slave away in factories because we were going to get rich in our “service economy”. We were supposed to pay the bills by waiting on one another. Turns out it was all about multinational corporations finding the cheapest source of labor. If you did want a new factory built in your American town you had to woo the multinationals with a heaping basket of tax breaks, like Reno just did with Tesla Motors. A cynic might say it was corporate blackmail. What did we get in return for doing the bidding of the multinationals? It sure wasn’t tax dollars. From 2008 through 2013 GE made over $33.9 billion in U.S. profits yet it paid no income tax. In fact, they got a refund of $2.9 billion. It’s effective U.S. corporate tax rate continued on page two

EPA’s lower Ozone standard will disproportionately impact the Intermountain West

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n October 1, 2015, EPA finalized the new primary National Ambient Air Quality Standard (NAAQS) for Ozone at 70 parts per billion (ppb), which is more stringent than the current 2008 Ozone NAAQS of 75 ppb. At 70 ppb, approximately 32 of 63 counties in the Intermountain West would currently fail to meet the new standard, including counties in Utah, New Mexico, Colorado, and Nevada. The lower Ozone NAAQS is of particular concern to western states, communities, and businesses because of the difficulty in attaining the standard due to high levels of “background ozone,” which in some places has been monitored at, or near, the 70 ppb standard. Background ozone can be caused by elevation, types of vegetation, wildfire, international transport, or atmospheric intrusion. The Intermountain West is also home to large, sparsely populated counties with few sources of emissions that can be controlled through state permits or rules. EPA acknowledges that high background levels of ozone in the Intermountain West will pose unique problems for compliance, but the final rule offers few meaningful options to address the impacts of background ozone on attainment of a standard set near those levels. The states have one year to recommend to EPA those counties, or partial counties, that should be designated as not attaining the new standard. EPA expects to finalize nonattain-

ment designations in 2017 or, at the latest, 2018. Once an area is designated as nonattainment, it means additional emission restrictions for new and expanding businesses will be required, as well as the likelihood of additional control technology for existing sources. For example, in August of 2015, EPA proposed emission controls that could be required for existing oil and gas operations in ozone nonattainment areas, depending upon their classification. States will begin the implementation planning process immediately. The states have three years from issuance of the standard to develop and submit to EPA their State Implementation Plans (SIPs), which are a set of rules designed to assure maintenance of the standard, and 36 months after a nonattainment designation to develop and submit a nonattainment SIP designed to bring an area back into attainment with the standard. One difficulty for developing a nonattainment SIP in many areas of the rural Intermountain West is that there are few emission sources that can be controlled and regulated through permits or rules. High ozone may be due largely to factors outside of local control. EPA promises to address these issues through implementation guidance and a white paper with stakeholder input. Acting EPA Air Chief Janet McCabe asserts that EPA will continued on page five

n 20 million American homes man’s best friend isn’t a dog, it’s a legally owned python, chimp, Madagascar hissing cockroach or other exotic pet. It occurs to me that we could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak, by turning endangered and threatened species into house pets. Who wouldn’t want a poison dart frog, mountain gorilla, sumatran orangutan, Slevin’s skink (a lizard), Oliver Ridley Turtle or Hector’s dolphin in their home? Why should Hector, Slevin or Oliver get to have all the fun? An Ozark hellbender would make a perfect pet, which I admit, sounds more like my college roommate than it does an endangered amphibian. It’s time to think “outside the cage” and adopt an endangered clam, fern, lichen, snail, arachnid or invertebrate as your pet. Here are my top ten prospects. #1 Black Rhino- Be the first on your block to own this endangered living fossil. Mostly outside pets, after a brief period of socialization you and your rhino will be curled up on the couch watching Dancing With the Stars in no time. Set aside two hours daily for play and dust baths. #2 Goliath Bird Eating Spider- A member of the tarantula family, they can be as big as a dinner plate. They DO NOT like to be petted. I repeat, DO NOT PET THE SPIDER! Their venom is not lethal but they do flick tiny hairs at people that hurt like heck and can be dangerous if swallowed. It has a reputation for stealing birds out of nests so keep it separated at all times from your endangered Golden cheeked warbler. #3 Howell’s spectacular thelypody- Listen up guys. Since their habitat is being threatened by the mowing of grass, you’ll have the perfect excuse not to mow the lawn on Sunday when you’re trying to watch the game. Just tell your wife, “I can’t because I don’t want to mow a thelypody, and not just a good thelypoy but a spectacular one. #4 Rafflesia- This is the biggest flower on the planet, continued on page eleven

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