The Best-Ever Rick Ross Lines Compiled, with Commentary, by Peter Centner
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“I come alive like a moth in the summertime / Japanese wheel blades: all samurai” song: Maybach Music III I really don’t know what this means…
“I’m thinkin’ money, every moment thinkin’ money / I bust a nut, then I’m back to thinkin’ money” song: MC Hammer Rick Ross prioritizes the important things in life.
“Look at Haiti children dying round the clock nigga / I sent 100 grand but that’s a decent watch, nigga” song: Live Fast, Die Young Rick Ross supports the children, but man that could’ve been a sweet watch!
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“My top back: uncircumcised / I pull it back just to go inside” song: MC Hammer Well that answers that question.
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“Fellatios amazing / make grilled cheese for you: the best.” song: Sanctified Rick Ross: rapper, entrepreneur, and sandwich artisan.
“Shoe box, no shoes in ‘em. In the two seater, me and two women” song: 9 Piece My only question is where is the second woman sitting? Is she in the shoe box?
“They wanna push my top back like JFK / So, so I “JFK:” Join forces with the kings and we ate all day” song: Free Mason Rick Ross eats all day, figuratively, and perhaps also literally.
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“I got a letter from the government the other day / I opened it, read it: It said we were hustlers.” song: Southern Gangsta It was nice of the US Government to let Rick Ross know of his official “hustler” status.
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“So many cars, DMV thought it was mail fraud.” song: Devil in a new dress DMV can’t handle Rick Ross’s automobile entourage.
“She thinking Phillipe, I’m thinking Wingstop / Fiendin’ lemon pepper: I got my thing cocked.” song: MC Hammer Believe it or not, Rick Ross really does own a franchise of chicken wing restaurants called Wingstop. And apparently when he visits them he always carries a loaded gun … so that’s good to know.
