”The Best-Ever Rick Ross Lines” by Peter Centner

Compiled, with Commentary, by Peter Centner

1

I come alive like a moth in the summertime / Japanese wheel blades: all samurai

song: Maybach Music III

I really don’t know what this means…

2

I’m thinkin’ money, every moment thinkin’ money / I bust a nut, then I’m back to thinkin’ money

song: MC Hammer

Rick Ross prioritizes the important things in life.

3

Look at Haiti children dying round the clock nigga / I sent 100 grand but that’s a decent watch, nigga

song: Live Fast, Die Young

Rick Ross supports the children, but man that could’ve been a sweet watch!

4

My top back: uncircumcised / I pull it back just to go inside

song: MC Hammer

Well that answers that question.

5

So many cars, DMV thought it was mail fraud

song: Devil in a new dress

DMV can’t handle Rick Ross’s automobile entourage.

6

Fellatios amazing / make grilled cheese for you: the best.

song: Sanctified

Rick Ross: rapper, entrepreneur, and sandwich artisan.

Shoe box, no shoes in ‘em. In the two seater, me and two women

song: 9 Piece

My only question is where is the second woman sitting? Is she in the shoe box?

8

They wanna push my top back like JFK / So, so I “JFK:” Join forces with the kings and we ate all day

song: Free Mason

Rick Ross eats all day, figuratively, and perhaps also literally.

9

I got a letter from the government the other day / I opened it, read it: It said we were hustlers.

song: Southern Gangsta

It was nice of the US Government to let Rick Ross know of his official “hustler” status.

10

She thinking Phillipe, I’m thinking Wingstop / Fiendin’ lemon pepper: I got my thing cocked.

song: MC Hammer

Believe it or not, Rick Ross really does own a franchise of chicken wing restaurants called Wingstop. And apparently when he visits them he always carries a loaded gun … so that’s good to know.