INTRO YOU’D THINK THE CHANCES OF SOMEBODY ELSE BY THE NAME OF THOMAS O’CONNOR GOES AROUND THINKING THEY’RE FUNNY ARE EXTREMELY SLIM. SEEMINGLY NOT, I’VE CROSSED WITS WITH A RIVAL - WHO NOW PERFORMS ON EXOTIC CRUISE SHIPS. THE PROBLEM IS I STILL WANT TO MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF. MYSEL THEREFORE I NEED TO DISTINGUISH MYSELF FROM HIM. ‘NOT THE SHIP COMIC’ IS BORN.