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November 28 - December 5, 2019 VOLUME 34, NUMBER 19

Editor’s note

This week cover Holiday Guide 2019.........................25

news Avila golf resort may be in hot water with Coastal Commission .................4

opinion Caldwell pleads his case for Congress.....................................9

arts GALLERY: Monday Club pop-up benefits young artists ..................... 71 BOOKS: A Cambria author’s unexpected journey........................72

flavor FOOD: Pismo’s Somerset Grill ....... 77

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an you believe it’s Thanksgiving already? Yeah, and then Christmas, and then New Year’s, and then it will be 2020! Lucky for you, we’re on top of tracking those holiday events for you. You can check out what’s happening in San Luis Obispo County and beyond as part of our CHEERS TO THE SEASON annual Holiday Guide [25] . In it, you Craft up a cocktail with a can also read about holiday cocktails that little spice and have been around for a long time [26] ; an everything nice to help you bask annual fundraiser in Los Osos that raises big in the glow of the holiday spirit. bucks for the homeless [28] ; easy, breezy food to make for that next potluck [30] ; people who don’t get to take the holidays off [36] ; do-ityourself etched glass for gifting [40] ; and some weird and wacky questions for Santa [44] .

Other things worth checking out this week include the Monday Club’s annual pop-up art show that benefits high school-aged artists [71]; a local author who observes a new kind of reality in current art [72] ; and a restaurant to stop at just in time for a Pismo Beach sunset [77].

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Starkey......................... 65 Live music listings........ 65

opinion Letters ........................... 9 Hodin ............................. 9 This Modern World ........ 9 Sound off .......................11 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 12 Shredder ....................... 14

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Avila Resort may need Coastal Commission approval for outdoor events

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t’s been a bumpy ride for the Avila Beach Golf Resort in its most recent attempt to obtain an outdoor entertainment license, and now the popular concert venue is facing another barrier: the California Coastal Commission.

In a Nov. 19 letter to Justin Cooley, the San Luis Obispo County staffer overseeing the resort’s application process, Coastal Planner Brian O’Neill said that because some of the resort’s property falls within the Coastal Commission’s permitting jurisdiction, it will likely need to obtain a coastal development permit (CDP) in order to continue hosting concerts and festivals.

“Our understanding is that similar events have taken place for decades without CDP authorization,” the letter reads, “even though commission staff has perviously informed all parties that such events require a CDP.” The Avila Beach Golf Resort filed its most recent application for a temporary commercial outdoor entertainment license with the county this year after county staff received complaints regarding noise and traffic congestion associated with the resort’s events, and concerns over the legitimacy of the resort’s permits for such events. If approved, the entertainment license would allow the resort to host up to 12 one-day events with 1,000 to 3,000 attendees each year, and five multi-day events with up to 5,000 attendees, effective January 2020.

Although the resort isn’t proposing any significant increases in yearly events or volume of customers, Avila Valley Advisory Council members say the resort has been operating its events without the proper permitting for years, and the council voted on Nov. 4 to oppose the application.

O’Neill, the coastal planner who authored the letter to SLO County, said Coastal Commission staff only recently became aware of the issue after several Avila Valley Advisory Council members and other residents reached out

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regarding the resort’s application.

While O’Neill said much of the resort and its facilities are outside the Coastal Commission’s jurisdiction, outdoor events typically take place in a grassy field running alongside the San Luis Obispo Creek, and about 30 to 40 percent of that area lies within the commission’s jurisdiction.

The area’s proximity to the creek and associated estuary are another reason a CDP should be required for events at the resort, O’Neill said, because of the potential to impact coastal resources.

Unless an event is free, runs eight hours or less, and is operated by a nonprofit, O’Neill wrote in his letter to SLO County, a CDP is also required by Standard 5 of the San Luis Bay Area Plan, which says that any person or entity seeking to host an event within the Avila Beach urban reserve line must secure a CDP. The resort, he wrote, is within Avila’s urban reserve line.

Even if the resort’s owners and county disagree with the jurisdiction boundaries or temporary event requirements, O’Neill said Standard 5 says the decision as to whether a CDP should be required would ultimately be left up to the executive director of the Coastal Commission.

“Our general take would be that moving forward, now that we have formally let our position be known,” O’Neill told New Times, “it would be that moving forward, no events should take place without a coastal development permit.”

But Jon Ansolabehere, chief deputy counsel for SLO County, said Standard 5 is not applicable to events at the resort because the property is not technically located within the town of Avila Beach. The county is still working on an official response to the commission’s letter, Ansolabehere said.

Rob Rossi, co-owner of the Avila Beach Golf Resort, agreed, and said he doesn’t believe the portion of his property in question is actually located within Coastal Commission jurisdiction or that a CDP is required. On a site visit to the resort about four years ago, Rossi said Coastal Commission staff determined that the property was not in the commission’s jurisdiction, and he noted that the resort has been operating events without a CPD—and without issue—for decades.

“So this letter caught us by surprise,” Rossi told New Times.

Rossi said he hopes to get this issue resolved as quickly as possible, and several days after receiving the letter, he requested that a SLO County Board of Supervisors hearing on his application for an outdoor entertainment license, which was scheduled for Dec. 17, be postponed for 90 days. In the meantime, Rossi said he plans to meet with Coastal Commission and county staff to discuss the CDP issue.

“Whatever the methodology is,” Rossi said, “we’re open to pursuing the right approach.” Δ —Kasey Bubnash

Grand View tenants could avoid displacement for now

notices to vacate to all tenants at Grand View until the end of the year.

The motion would also extend the tenants’ ability to receive the previously proposed $1,000 relocation fee, the document states, to align with the new proposed deadline.

With this proposal, the document states, the Grand View owners trust that no further extensions would be granted to the tenants.

The hearing to consider the proposal is slated for Dec. 5 in San Luis Obispo County Superior Court.

Tenants of Grand View Apartments in Paso Robles will receive at least some temporary help.

The owners of the apartment complex recently proposed extending the eviction deadlines for their tenants, and People’s Self-Help Housing raised $30,000 in donations to aid the soon-to-be former residents.

According to court documents filed on Nov. 22, the owners of the 55-unit complex proposed a motion that would delay the enforcement of the

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In the interim, just 12 days after appealing to the community to aid the Grand View tenants, Peoples’ Self-Help Housing had raised $15,000 in donations.

John Fowler, CEO of the organization, told New Times, he was shocked to see the local and statewide support, as several donors were from different areas in California.

“We had no idea that everybody was reading about Grand View and has such an interest in it,” Fowler said.

On Nov. 25, he said the organization received a call from Pacific Premier Bank, which matched the funds—raising the total to a little more than $30,000.

In another effort to aid the tenants, Fowler said Peoples’ Self-Help Housing offered to pay the Grand View owners fair market price for the property in an effort to keep the tenants housed.

“I was an expert witness in court for the residents and that didn’t resonate well with the property owner. So initially there was some discussion that we could not be a viable buyer because we were actually helping the residents in court,” he said.

The owners, Fowler said, seemed to get over that as the broker did entertain the proposal, and there were several discussions about the value of the property. As part of the offer, the Peoples’ Self-Help Housing team was also willing to undergo a 10-day escrow with a bank loan.

“But in the end … we just probably agree to disagree on the value of the property. Unfortunately they’ve gone silent on us at this point; we haven’t heard back,” he said.

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FPPC opens investigation into SLO council member accused of conflict

San Luis Obispo’s all-electric building code remains in limbo as the California Fair Political Practices Commission (FPPC) continues to investigate conflictof-interest allegations against a City Council member who voted for the code.

The SoCalGas workers’ union accused Vice Mayor Andy Pease—who participated in the council’s 4-1 vote on Sept. 3 to adopt a first reading of the code—of voting with a conflict of interest, since she owns a local architectural consulting firm that works on projects in the city.

In the wake of the accusation from the Utility Workers’ Union of America Local 132, the city postponed a final vote on the code and asked the FPPC for its advice on the matter. But soon after that, on Oct. 3, the union filed a FPPC complaint against Pease, which the agency has since opted to take up for a formal investigation.

“We are hoping that the FPPC will appreciate the significance of its timely consideration for our community,” SLO City Attorney Christine Dietrick told New Times via email, “and move forward as expeditiously as possible, while completing a thorough analysis ... of the programs proposed and their application to the development community as a whole.”

The union’s complaint against Pease alleges that the code—which disincentivizes natural gas infrastructure in new buildings—would “require professional services of exactly the kind

provided by Ms. Pease and her firm,” in violation of the Political Reform Act. It claims that Pease’s vote should not only disqualify her from future participation, but the entire council from “deliberating or voting on the matter in the future.”

In contrast, Dietrick’s request for advice from the FPPC asserts that the new building code would “apply uniformly to all covered construction projects” and does “not impose any requirements directly on architects or other design professionals.”

Pease, in her own statement to the FPPC, referred to Dietrick’s arguments and said she didn’t believe she had a conflict in the matter.

“SLO is one of approximately 50 California cities that are in the process of encouraging electrification of new buildings,” Pease wrote to the FPPC. “Not surprisingly, the oil and gas industry is pushing back on this inevitable trend.”

Dietrick told New Times that the City Council has not discussed the possibility of taking a vote on the code without Pease—but that it’s not out of the question.

“That could change with majority council direction,” Dietrick said.

—Peter Johnson

Carbajal backs California’s Kamala Harris for president

U.S. Congressman Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) endorsed California U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris for president, supporting the state’s former attorney general who’s currently struggling in the polls.

A joint statement released on Nov. 22 said that Carbajal is the fourth Congressional Hispanic Caucus member to put his weight behind her. The announcement also mentions Carbajal’s career in the Marine Corps and some of the ways in which he’s championed service members and veterans, including $1 million that he secured for the Veterans Treatment Court of Santa Barbara County.

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science at Cal Poly, said support from a veteran and Hispanic Caucus member are exactly the kinds of things Harris could wrap into a sound bite at a time when her campaign may be foundering.

“The polling suggests that she still has her work cut out for her in California, if she’s going to leverage support in her home state,” Latner said.

Carbajal is in his second term in California’s 24th Congressional District and sits on several House committees.

Among them is a seat on the House Armed Services Committee where he has offered amendments to the National Defense Authorization Act, a bill that establishes annual defense spending.

Carbajal is not considered a fixture of the party’s progressive wing, where Latner said Harris won’t win wide support. Instead, Carbajal represents another centrist on her list of supporters.

And though progressives have fueled campaigns like those of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, centrists still hold the most coveted party postings, Latner said. Former Vice President Joe Biden leads the race with (depending on the poll) 23 to 31 percent of the vote. “[Harris] stands out as a progressive in terms of reform, but she still, looking at the candidates overall, she’s clearly more in the moderate lane of candidates in terms of who she’s competing with,” Latner said.

Harris is trailing in five major polls, including ones produced by NBC/Wall Street Journal and Fox News. Polling at 5 percent puts her behind South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg; Biden; Warren; and Sanders in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Latner said bolstering her support in the Hispanic Caucus may help her secure a demographic that’s still up for grabs.

“I think part of the reason she has been struggling is she hasn’t been able to break away Biden’s support from the AfricanAmerican community,” he said.

When reached for comment, Harris’ California spokesperson, Maya Humes, emailed New Times a statement.

“We’re incredibly excited about Congressman Carbajal’s endorsement.

Throughout his career, the congressman has been on the front lines fighting for immigration reform, veterans’ health and safety, farmworkers’ rights, and environmental justice. His leadership on these issues has been invaluable, and we look forward to working with him to share why Sen. Harris is the best candidate to fight for justice and safeguard our communities,” Humes wrote.

In the Nov. 22 announcement, Carbajal said he knows the junior senator will be dedicated to service members and veterans.

“From her bold plan to expand health care and housing assistance for veterans to her leadership on immigration issues, Kamala is acutely aware of the work necessary to build an America truly reflective of our values,” he said. “I have seen, up close, her work for the people of California, I have worked with her often to provide for our state, and America saw yet again on the debate stage that Kamala is the best candidate to take on Donald Trump. I know she will bring her same tenacity to fight for all Americans.”

Carbajal has his own impending election on the horizon where he’s facing longtime Central Coast radio personality Andy Caldwell.

Latner said it makes sense that Carbajal would pick the home state’s candidate, a safe choice with his own reelection on the horizon.

So far, Carbajal has a strong start in his campaign. As of a Sept. 30 campaign finance filing deadline, the former Santa Barbara County supervisor has amassed $983,220 for his re-election campaign— compared to Caldwell’s $67,303.

—William D’Urso

Finished Paso basin sustainability plan awaits final approval

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Nov. 20, a move that precipitates its submission to the California Department of Water Resources.

The 20-year groundwater plan, required by state law, aims to bring the Paso Robles Groundwater Basin back into balance. Between 1981 and 2011, the 684-square-mile aquifer serving 29 percent of San Luis Obispo County residents and 40 percent of its agriculture lost 369,000 acre-feet of water.

The Cooperative Committee—with members from San Luis Obispo County, the Shandon-San Juan Water District, the city of Paso Robles, and the San Miguel CSD—voted unanimously on Nov. 20 to recommend that each member agency approve the plan.

“If you think about where we were two years ago and where we are today, we’re in a pretty good place,” said John Peschong, SLO County 1st District supervisor and chairperson of the Cooperative Committee.

While the sustainability plan moves forward, there’s been a spike in controversy in recent weeks. In September, the California State Board of Food and Agriculture criticized SLO County in a letter alleging that ag industry members and their ideas were excluded from the plan’s development.

The letter echoed frustrations expressed

by North County wine players, who warn that the plan’s emphasis on pumping cutbacks instead of supplemental projects could imperil the local economy.

“There have been some capricious comments in this room about how well the grape growers can just cut back, they’re a business; it’s no big deal,” said Patricia Wilmore, spokesperson for the Paso Robles Wine Country Alliance, at the Nov. 20 meeting. “The fact of the matter is, what happens in the grape growing and wine industry in this county has a tremendous impact throughout the county.”

The schism has caused prominent vintners like Jerry Lohr, founder of J. Lohr Vineyards, to oppose the plan—“I’m not optimistic about what we’re giving the state,” Lohr told the Cooperative Committee—while critics of the wine industry and its impact on the basin have praised the approach.

Derrik Williams, the consultant hired to write the plan, said on Nov. 20 that the document “gives us a good direction for where we are going to go,” and added that more work is ahead.

“I want to emphasize that there is still a lot ahead of us,” Williams said.

“Groundwater management is a longterm process.”

If and when the agencies’ individual boards approve the sustainability plan during meetings in December, it will get submitted to the California Department of Water Resources for final review. The Cooperative Committee will then be responsible for implementing the plan—a process that’s expected to cost $7.8 million over the next five years. Δ —Peter Johnson

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Studio living T hirty-three local residents living with mental illnesses and on low incomes now have secure housing with the opening of the Bishop Street Studios in San Luis Obispo this month.

After 19 months of construction and several years of planning to restore the abandoned and dilapidated Sunny Acres orphanage, Transitions-Mental Health Association (THMA) held a grand opening on Nov. 16 for the apartment complex, located just south of SLO High School. A few hundred people attended the ribbon cutting, including local elected officials, nonprofit leaders, and dozens of project supporters.

“It’s remarkable,” said Michael Kaplan, the community engagement director at THMA. “You look at it now and really it’s just sparkling.”

Getting the formerly rundown property to sparkle again, though, was a tough, long haul. The $12 million project involved renovating the orphanage, adding three new buildings, and the resources and coordination of several agencies, including THMA, SLO County, the city of SLO, and the Housing Authority of SLO. An amalgam of funding sources—like a $2 million THMA fundraising campaign— made the apartments a reality.

“That was a lot of amazing collaboration,” Kaplan said.

to moving in, Kaplan said.

“So many of them are at risk of homelessness and have even experienced bouts of homelessness leading up to getting to move in there,” Kaplan said. “I talked to All 33 Bishop Street Studio tenants, one woman who said ‘Yeah, I was in a tent plus a resident manager, are now moved when I got the phone call saying that I was into the complex. The studios and onegoing to get an apartment.’” bedroom apartments will permanently As part of the selection process, THMA house residents with diagnosed mental had to determine that the chosen tenants illnesses who’ve received services from would be ready to live independently SLO County Behavioral Health or a in the units. Each tenant has a case subcontractor, like THMA. manager from THMA as well.

Projects like Bishop Street Studios— “All of these folks have demonstrated called “permanent supportive housing,” the ability to live alone and within a since the rents are heavily subsidized— community setting like this,” Kaplan said. are underprovided in SLO County. Many Kaplan said that some residents became tenants struggled with being housed prior overwhelmed with PHOTO COURTESY OF THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO emotion when they were given the keys to their new apartments.

“There is that feeling of incredible gratitude,” he said, “and ‘oh my god, my life has now completely changed.’

I would love to do that for another 200 people. That begs the question of, what’s our next move and how do we keep this wonderful momentum RIBBON CUTTING Local elected officials and nonprofit going?” leaders attend the grand opening of the Bishop Street Studios As Kaplan noted, on Nov. 16. The apartment complex will permanently house while Bishop Street locals who are low income and living with mental illness.

Studios brings desperately needed affordable housing units to SLO, there’s more work to do. There are about 300 people on the waitlist for the studios—and hundreds more in the community who are either homeless or on the brink of it. Kaplan told New Times that THMA is exploring establishing a new housing fund, which would allow it to be more flexible and opportunistic in pursuing future projects.

“We just have to be ready for when opportunities present themselves,” he said.

Fast facts

• SLO County Public Libraries and Friends of the Los Osos Library are hosting a second public workshop to discuss “important design elements” for the future Los Osos library. The workshop will be held on Dec. 2 at the South Bay Community Center from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.

• The SLO Fire Department launched a new program called File of Life.

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Commentary

BY ANDY CALDWELL

Why I’m running for Congress The need to fight and work for freedom hit close to home

S

omething happened that has caused me to do something I never intended to do, and that is declare my candidacy to be your representative in Congress. It all has to do with Ronald Reagan’s famous words, “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”

and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez with the explicit support of our Congressman Salud Carbajal. These politicians are pandering to loud voices and protesters who prefer the convenient lie of socialism to the hard truth of freedom. They believe socialism promotes equality—but history has shown that socialism strips away freedom and dignity, while delivering only poverty and totalitarian control. As Winston Churchill put it, “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”

I have been fighting against such corruption and waste for almost 30 years, as the executive director of the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and Business of Santa Barbara County (COLAB).

COLAB is a nonpartisan coalition that

Frankly, I don’t think either party is serving our country well right now, and I would like the opportunity to help change that.

Looking at what Congress is doing to us today, it struck me: The freedom-extinction generation is here today! Socialism is on the march in America. I am running for Congress because America is dangling on this precipice of socialism, and if we fail to stand up and fight to preserve our freedom and liberty, it may be lost forever. We can’t let that happen.

The push for socialism is being led

by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren,

HODIN

has benefitted from the participation of nearly every union in this county, as well as farmers, ranchers, manufacturers, and industrialists, with a special focus on locally owned businesses. I have managed to keep the coalition together by focusing on policy, not politics, and I intend to do the same in the halls of Congress.

I am the son of a career U.S. military veteran, who was subjected to unimaginable brutality during the

Bataan Death March, and an Austrian immigrant who suffered during World War II before arriving in America as a war bride. I will not allow those sacrifices to become meaningless on my watch.

America gave my family freedom, but it came at a steep price. I am running for Congress to preserve the freedom for which they suffered and the liberty that gave them hope.

I have been a public figure on the Central Coast for nearly 30 years. I have shared my values and opinions on the radio, television, and in newsprint, in a manner that hopefully demonstrates that I am not a partisan. Frankly, I don’t think either party is serving our country well right now, and I would like the opportunity to help change that.

America needs more statesmen who will promote policy, not politics, while attempting to appeal to common sense, reason, traditional values, and constitutional principles. If you support me, I pledge to keep doing what I have always been doing, and that is fighting to preserve the ideals of this great nation.

In Congress, I will fight to put an end to corruption and partisan bickering, work to drive down prescription medication costs with transparency and increased competition, preserve private insurance like Medicare supplements, protect individual rights and liberties, and stand against efforts to gut our Constitution.

I still believe America is a shining light on a hill, a beacon of liberty for the whole world to see and hopefully emulate. I value our heritage as a nation of immigrants and the melting pot of the world.

This election is no longer between Republican and Democrats, because the Democratic Party that I was once a member of is gone, having been replaced by progressive socialists who want to tear down our institutions and tear up our Constitution.

I know what I believe and why I am running—and I challenge Salud Carbajal to debate in every community in the district. Let’s speak in our own voices and give voters the opportunity to compare the American ideals that I will fight for, versus the socialist agenda Salud has championed that includes the Green New Deal and a Medicare-For-All plan that will crush our freedoms and bankrupt America. Δ Andy Caldwell is a Santa Maria radio host and the founder of the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and Business of Santa Barbara County. Send comments to the editor at clanham@newtimesslo.com, or write a letter for publication and send it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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enforcement and other government agencies. SLOPD already has surveillance cameras in Meadow and Mitchell parks. Now the city is preparing to install them in Mission Plaza, our city’s most important social and civic space and the site of many political actions and other events. SLOPD has now admitted to video monitoring of political activity in real time. They spied on the Women’s March. Who else are they spying on? Does this make you nervous? It should!

Coming next—face recognition software, a creepy and dangerous technology that the police love but is notoriously inaccurate and demonstrably biased, resulting in disparate treatment of people based on gender and skin color.

Apparently, Mayor Heidi Harmon and City Manager Derek Johnson are just fine with all of this, but we should not be. Other cities across the country are instituting very strict rules to regulate the use of these dangerous technologies, or banning them outright. SLO should follow suit.

Barry A. Price San Luis Obispo

A little enlightenment about income equality

In the Nov. 21 issue of New Times, Phillip Mordaunt asked for someone to define what “income inequality” means while claiming that attaining income equality will never work (“Please define your terms”). I don’t disagree with that second point, but it fails to address the point made by the vast majority of those who are arguing against increasing income inequality. I’ll give Mr. Mordaunt the benefit of the doubt and assume that he just absorbed this talking point from some right-wing political propagandist and didn’t actually listen to the points as made by those they oppose.

Here is the basic outline for his enlightenment. There is a problem with an increasing gap between the incomes of the wealthiest people (both in this country and in many others) and the vast majority of the rest of us. This is a threat to social stability. Few, if any, people are claiming that there is not a basis for differences in income between people based upon their abilities. They are saying that, for the past couple of decades, the rich are benefiting disproportionately—that their “abilities” are being rewarded far more generously than others.

This is a systemic problem and is due to the fact that we have increasingly moved toward an oligarchy—a government run by and favoring those who contribute the most to those who can afford to fund their campaigns. They then give the politicians high-paying jobs when they leave office— often as lobbyists to sway the votes of their replacements. While I would argue that this is more common in the GOP (at the national level), both parties do it, and those who do seem to think they can continue getting away with it indefinitely.

That is what needs to change.

Ron Holt Pismo Beach

The problem with taking the Grand View landlords’ side

Whoa. Where do I begin? John Donegan’s “Harsh realities” column (Nov. 21) has set my mind whirling. And not in

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Okay. There are a couple of problems here.

First: $1,500 is not peon rent. In our area of low, low, low wages, it is substantial.

Second, and most importantly: In order for a multi-family property to be in need of $2 million-plus in repairs and deferred maintenance, there must have been tons and tons of delayed problems and neglect by the landlords. These problems did not occur overnight. They took time to fester through years of turning a blind eye.

I can’t help but wonder, in your opinion, Mr. Donegan, what did these tenants do wrong? All I see is that they notified the landlords and the government agencies and the media about the horrific conditions in a timely manner. They continued to pay their rents and tried to live within the parameters of their terrible living conditions. They whispered softly and also hollered from the rooftops.

They hoped and prayed.

What did the landlords do? They ignored them and their pleas and took in money they didn’t deserve. They threw up their hands and proclaimed that these lower-income residents should be grateful to live in vermin-infested hovels.

The landlords probably sat in the safety of their secure homes that are equipped with proper heat and ventilation and declared, “Let them eat cake!”

Mr. Donegan, that is not capitalism, that is rip-off-ism. Should humanity lose and “harsh realities” prevail? Do you like a society where people paying $1,500 a month in rent are forced to live in the most horrible conditions in order to survive? Or worse ... become homeless?

I ask you, John Donegan, have you no heart?

Jacki Turner Los Osos

‘Harsh realities’ 2.0

“The ugly reality is that shabby housing like the Grand View Apartments provides a necessary service in offering those on the lowest rungs of the economic ladder a place to live, which they would not otherwise have. While the law imposes an obligation on owners to only rent habitable housing, it doesn’t provide a way to pay for it.” —John Donegan (“Harsh realities,” Nov. 21) Wow. This guy really knows how to kick people when they’re down.

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income is the “way to pay for it.” That the owners never used their prior year profits to maintain, let alone improve, the property is a major factor of why it fell into the “shabby housing” it is today. But let’s put a pin in that salient financial fact and turn our attention to these legal facts first: Grand View Apartments LLC isn’t a 501c-anything. It is not a nonprofit endeavor at all. It’s a limited liability corporation, as reported in multiple arenas (SLO county legal documents being a main source).

Yet, Grand View Apartments LLC is not registered with the California Secretary of State. Go ahead, look it up (don’t mistake it for the very nonprofit, similarsounding, well-run Abode Communities housing organization down in LA though).

So what is it? An unregistered tax entity? A prevarication? Part of a shell game? Someone like, oh, say, a lawyer could do a little digging and find out more.

And now to circle back to the financial pin we placed earlier: What we do know is that the owners of this “shabby housing” live in Santa Barbara. Something tells me their living conditions are in no way comparable to the Grand View residents’ living conditions.

That seems to answer the question of where those “shabby housing” profits

went, since they didn’t get reinvested back into the “shabby housing.”

Mr. Donegan’s 12th word into his opinion piece showed the path he was about to embark on and where his true agenda lay—blaming the victims of this “shabby housing” debacle. Telling the poor it’s their fault they live in squalor and that the rich are kind enough to do the poor a solid, so complaining about the proverbial rotten apple they were handed in the name of a made-up charitable endeavor is an example of how they just aren’t grateful. His disclaimer was spot on though: “My knowledge of this situation is limited” and reminds me of two famous quotes: “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.” —Mark Twain “What you don’t know could fill a book.”

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BY AMY HEWES

Honor and betrayal

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f you think the impeachment inquiry has little to do with our lives on the Central Coast, think again.

I saw Republican partisan bias supersede fact and evidence—just as I have witnessed our three conservative county supervisors betray constituents by denying fact-based evidence in order to prop up fossil fuel interests.

In D.C., honor and betrayal were on stark display during the public impeachment inquiry of the House Intelligence Committee.

What does honor look like? Nonpartisan ambassadors and national security experts risking their positions, their reputations, even personal safety, to protect the integrity of U.S. foreign policy.

Betrayal was blatantly visible in the form of Republicans denying proven facts and excusing the shakedown of the Ukrainians. In so doing, Republicans not only betrayed their oaths to protect the Constitution and safeguard national security, they also betrayed the truth.

Now turn to so-called conservatives here at home: In October, Supervisors Debbie Arnold, John Peschong, and Lynn Compton circled their wagons as they kowtowed to purveyors of greenhouse gasses by voting against the opportunity to join Monterey Bay Community Power (MBCP), a community choice energy agency established to source carbon-free electricity.

Instead, in a 4-1 vote, the board

commissioned another feasibility study, thereby ensuring a delay in joining MBCP until at least 2022, if then. So, residents who live in the unincorporated areas of the county will not have the choice to enjoy a 5 percent reduction in their electric bill, nor the opportunity to fight for the planet by reducing reliance on fossil fuels.

Arnold, up for election in March 2020, threw her hands up entirely, even voting against the study. The outcome would have been different if Ellen Beraud, Arnold’s challenger in the upcoming election, had been a member of the board.

Back to the impeachment hearings: The fact witnesses acted as patriots. They testified for hours under oath about events surrounding the president’s quid pro quo effort to wrest categorically unproven dirt on his political rival and divert attention from proven efforts by Russia to undermine our election. The witnesses came forward out of honor and alarm at the subversion of our foreign policy to the president’s political self-interest, including suppression of vital aid to combat Russia’s military aggression in Ukraine.

Republican congresspersons, on the other hand, obfuscated evidence, shouted conspiracy theories, questioned the integrity of the public servants (while Trump denigrated witnesses), and sought only to build a defense against impeachment. Their narrative defies credulity.

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By engaging an “us verses them” ideology, the Republicans in Congress have convinced themselves that they have the right to enhance their control by shaping our reality to their false and misleading narratives. They have abandoned logic and their own professed values, such as the need to buttress national security. They have betrayed allies, including Ukrainians, and elevated the interests of Putin and Russia, who are proven enemies of our democracy.

Likewise, the conservative members of the county Board of Supervisors adhere to an anti-government ideology that allows them to ignore truth regarding climate change; contravene their professed conservative values, including costcutting economics, market competition, customer choice, and community control; and they deny facts regarding community choice energy programs.

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We can assuredly predict this coming ruin, and yet Supervisors Compton, Peschong, and Arnold look away and betray the future of our children. They could have contributed to a solution and advanced SLO city’s goal of becoming carbon neutral by 2035 with a vote to join MBCP. MBCP is one of the community choice energy agencies serving more than 10 million across the state. As public, notfor-profit energy providers, these agencies establish local control and offer customers renewable energy options. In January, when Morro Bay and SLO transition to MBCP, customers will reap an estimated savings of $19 million. Unlike PG&E, MBCP reinvests surplus revenues in local energy programs that help combat climate change. Last year community choice agencies prevented 300,000 metric tons of greenhouse gas emissions from entering the atmosphere.

In betraying fact, science, and truth, Compton, Peschong, and Arnold are following examples set by House Republicans and the Trump administration, which have actually announced that they plan to limit science in determining public health regulations.

Allow me to paraphrase from history in addressing our Republican friends: “Have you left no sense of honor?” Δ Amy Hewes is a grassroots activist. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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Happy holidaze ’T is the season for thankfulness, amirite? Just ask guest opinion writer and retired attorney John Donegan (“Harsh realities,” Nov. 21), who scolded the soon-to-behomeless residents of Paso’s Grand View Apartments for not being satisfied with their crappy conditions.

The residents, you might recall, sued to require their rental units be properly maintained, but instead of fixing them, complex owners Ebrahim and Fahimeh Madadi decided to evict everyone and go out of the apartment rental business because, you know, it’s too expensive to maintain habitable conditions! Sheesh!

Everyone’s so demanding!

Donegan began his commentary with a lesson about how liberals are stupid and weak, unlike conservatives who are like the sagest smarty-pants to walk the freakin’ planet: “When recognizing a problem, and proposing a solution to it, the liberal tends to focus on the human needs represented by the problem,” he sneered, “while the conservative tends to focus on the pragmatic concerns in implementing a solution.”

Get it together, liberals! Instead of worrying about low-income tenants having up-to-code roofs over their heads and the dignity of residing in units that aren’t falling apart around them, you should be telling said tenants they should have been happy with their squalid

conditions because they were only paying about $1,500 a month for these units, and you get what you pay for!

Since when is $1,500 for a onebedroom apartment considered low rent?

What Twilight Zone are we living in?

Sounds like a rip-off to me.

I guess that’s Donegan’s conservative pragmatism at work, eh? “Pragmatism” seems to be a euphemism for “tough love,” which is a euphemism for “pull yourself up by your bootstraps,” which is a euphemism for “die in the streets, impoverished swines! You’re a drag on society!”

“The ugly reality is that shabby housing like the Grand View Apartments provide a necessary service in offering those on the lowest rungs of the economic ladder a place to live, which they would not otherwise have,” Donegan argued like a heartless conservative devoid of the empathy gene. I guess Donegan—the retired lawyer—can’t really relate.

And for icing on the cake, Peoples’ Self-Help Housing offered to buy Grand View from the Madadis for fair market value … and got the silent treatment! Dear Ebrahim and Fahimeh, what’s wrong with you? Aren’t you closing the complex because you can’t afford to be landlords anymore?

We get that you collected around $80,000 in rents every month for years and years and never spent a cent on maintaining your building. I don’t know your business expenses. Maybe that nearly $1 million

a year simply wasn’t enough to exterminate regularly, fix faulty plumbing, do general maintenance, yadayada.

Frankly, if I was Judge Ginger Garrett, who ruled you could “go out of business” rather than fix the place up, I would have forced you to sell your complex to Peoples’ Self-Help … after forcing you to live in one of the bedbug-, cockroach-, and vermin-infested units for 30 days! You two suck.

And speaking of sucking, being part of SLO County’s proposed new animal shelter sucks too! Back in 2018, Paso Robles and Atascadero were planning on pulling out of the deal because the cost kept ballooning. After some sweet talking and an offer by the county to put in another cool million to lower costs to the cities, they returned, but now everyone just discovered that what was going to cost $13.2 million is now projected to cost $20 million! Holy heck!

Turns out the new shelter’s proposed site is also on a 1940s era Army landfill, just like the current shelter that suffers from soil instability, which is why they need a new shelter. There’s also a labor shortage for this kind of big capital project, and thanks to tariffs, building materials are skyrocketing. Thanks Obama! (I know it’s Trump’s fault, but I really miss Barry O!).

“Obviously, it doesn’t make anybody

happy,” Paso Mayor Steve Martin said at a Nov. 5 City Council meeting. “In my opinion, it’s no longer cost efficient to look for another alternative.”

Paso and A-Town also have the highest projected costs because they have the highest demand for animal shelter services! What’s up with rural areas and their run-amok feral animal populations, eh? Clip those gonads, North County!

Did you hear the California Coastal Commission may be trying to neuter the live music events at the Avila Beach Golf Resort? Yeah, suddenly after years of awesome beachside concerts, the commission has decided it should have some say. It’s really weird if you ask me, which you didn’t, but since I’m already here: Either the commission hasn’t done its job by overseeing the venue for the last couple of decades or it was oblivious that the venue fell under its purview or it’s simply wrong and should keep its nose out of it.

Maybe we can thank the Avila Beach Community Council, which is convinced that the resort has been operating without the proper permits, even though the county has essentially said that’s not the case. And now, the most overbearing regulatory body in the state is claiming jurisdiction.

Those little advisory bodies sure know how to throw giant temper tantrums.

Maybe it’s the one that needs to be neutered. Δ The Shredder wants to see stars under the stars. Send comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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ADELAIDA LOCAL MARKET Local purveyors, producers, and craftsmen gather at the Halter Ranch historic barn to create a festive sip and shop experience. Dec. 8, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-2262081. farmsteaded.com. Halter Ranch Vineyard, 8910 Adelaida Road, Paso Robles.

FRIENDS OF THE SANTA MARGARITA LIBRARY CRAFT FAIRE AND BAKE SALE A great opportunity to do some holiday shopping. Features local crafters and a bake sale. Lunch available from the Porch. Book store next door will have Bag of Book Sale for $5 per bag. Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 508-3808858. Santa Margarita Community Hall, 22501 I St., Santa Margarita.

POP-UP MINI MARKET Enjoy special prices on select wines, Derby merchandise, specialty cheese gift packs

by Vivant Fine Cheese, holiday boutique items, and taffy

by Mehlenbacher’s Taffy. Through Nov. 30, noon Derby Wine Estates, 525 Riverside Ave, Paso Robles, (805) 238-6300.

SHOP SMALL SATURDAY: DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES Support your locally owned merchants, restaurants, and tasting rooms.

Nov. 30, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Admission is free.

805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown Paso Robles Shopping Core, 12th and Park Streets, Paso Robles.

SIP AND SHOP Taste in more than 20 downtown tasting rooms. Each winery will be sharing their best wine for the holidays and will be paired with boutique companies’ gift items. Nov. 30, 1 p.m. Paso Robles Downtown Wineries, 612 12th St., Suite 101, Paso Robles, 805729-2000.

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FUNDRAISER FOR CUESTA BOOK OF THE YEAR Shop fair trade and discover handmade gifts

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including holiday decor, home goods, accessories, and apparel for men and women. Dec. 2, 5:30-7:30 p.m. humankindslo.org. HumanKind Fair Trade, 982 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-594-1220.

SAN LUIS OBISPO HIGH ALL CLASS REUNION Join your friends and old classmates for this annual reunion which features prize drawings, snacks, and a nohost bar. Nov. 29, 6 p.m. $10 at the door. 805-441-1405.

American Legion Post 66, 1661 Mill St., San Luis Obispo.

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34TH ANNUAL MORRO BAY LIGHTED BOAT PARADE Watch as the fishing, leisure and yachting community take to the water with decorated boats with dazzling lights and holiday cheer. Participating boats will compete for prizes and celebrate the holiday wonder along Embarcadero. Dec. 7, 6-8 p.m. morrobay.org.

Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805.772.4467.

CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS: ART GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS Cambria Center for the Arts will have a Holiday Show filled with lovely arts and crafts made especially for gift giving to self or others (small paintings, jewelry, and other sweet crafts). ThursdaysSundays, 1-4 p.m. and Nov. 29, 5:30-7 p.m. through Jan. 5 Free. 805-927-8190. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

Dr, Cambria. Cambria Christmas Market is a Germanstyle holiday event. Enjoy food, wine, music, Santa’s House, artisan shopping, a magical train ride, and more than two million Christmas lights. Nov. 29-Dec. 23, 5-9 p.m. $10-$25. 800-966-6490. cambriachristmasmarket. com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.

CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Features a welcome by Pastor Dale, Christmas carols, refreshments, and the arrival of Santa and Mrs. Claus (guests can also visit them in their Victorian home on Dec. 13 and 14, at 5 p.m.). Dec. 8, 5-6:30 p.m. Free.

805-748-2950. cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos.

CHRISTMAS IN CAMBRIA: SHOP WEST VILLAGE Participating businesses will host live entertainment, food vendors, and more. Saturdays, 4-7 p.m. through Dec. 21 shopcambria.net. Cambria West Village, Main St., Cambria.

DAOU HOLIDAY DINNER Thomas Hill Organics is thrilled to be hosting the annual family style holiday dinner with DAOU Vineyards and Winery. Dec. 7, 6:30 p.m. $92. my805tix.com. Thomas Hill Organics Market Bistro, 1313 Park Street, Paso Robles, (805) 457-1616.

THANKSGIVING WEEKEND TREE PLANTING Help Mother Nature replenish Cambria’s rare and endangered Monterey pine forest on the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve.

Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-927-2856. Fiscalini Ranch Preserve, Huntington Road entrance to the Preserve, Cambria, ffrpcambria.org.

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CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET This authentic German Christmas Market boasts two million twinkling lights, photos with Santa, a vendor market, traditional glühwein (hot spiced wine), and other festive beverages and foods. Mondays-Sundays, 5-9 p.m. through Dec. 23 $10 to $25 depending on the night, when purchased online in advance. 805-3958558. cambriachristmasmarket.com/.

Cambria Christmas Market, 2905 Burton

58TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE Enjoy the 58th Annual Christmas Light Parade in Downtown Paso Robles. Theme: “Light Up Your Christmas”. Dec. 7, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown Paso Robles Shopping Core, 12th and Park Streets, Paso Robles.

ANNUAL DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES LIGHTING CEREMONY Join Mrs. Claus, the Elves and the

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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INDEX Special Events ..........[16] Arts ............................[17] Culture & Lifestyle.......[20] Food & Drink..............[24] Music .........................[65]

Grinch along with City officials in candlelight caroling and lighting up the downtown and City Park for the holidays. Nov. 29, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

ANNUAL LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY CELEBRATION Come watch the lighting of Historic Atascadero City Hall and enjoy complementary tours of Historic City Hall, horse drawn hayrides, fire truck rides, hot chocolate, and visits with Santa. Dec. 6, 5:308:30 p.m. Free; special events vary. visitatascadero. com/events/. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

ARTISTS’ FAVORITES FOR SALE After dozens of art shows, digital artists Dean Crawford Jr. and Deb Hofstetter have gathered some of their favorite images for their upcoming photography show. These pieces will be priced to sell for the holidays. Dec. 2-Jan. 31, 12-4 p.m. Free to attend; images available for purchase during the holidays. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark. org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

CHRISTMAS BOUTIQUE AND CRAFT FAIR Features items for the home, baked goods, crafts, jewelry, gift baskets, and more. Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Varies by item; tables for crafters are $50 and $100.

805-434-1710. Templeton Hills Adventist School, 730 Templeton Hills Road, Templeton.

HOLIDAY CRAFT BAZAAR Fnd that unique holiday gift at the Holiday Craft Bazaar featuring vendors with entirely handmade items. Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

HOLIDAY MUSICAL WALK AROUND THE LAKE Enjoy a special evening walk around the lake with musical groups, carolers, Santa visits at the Charles Paddock Zoo, community singing, holiday decorations, and more. Presented by the Atascadero Lake Neighborhood Association. Dec. 7, 5:30-9:30 p.m.

Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero, 461-5000.

HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE Enjoy holiday appetizers by Derby Smokehouse, complimentary tasting flights, and a photo op with the Christmas tree. Dec. 7, 12-4 p.m.

Derby Wine Estates, 525 Riverside Ave, Paso Robles, (805) 238-6300.

ST. LUKE’S CHRISTMAS BAZAAR The elves have created beautiful hand-made gifts for everyone on your list: home-baked goods, jams, jellies, fleece wraps, purses, travel accessories, jewelry, and dog and cat toys. Proceeds to benefi t the Atascadero Warming

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SPECIAL EVENTS from page 16 Center. Dec. 6, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-466-0379. stlukesatascadero.org. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero.

THANKSGIVING GRAND BUFFET Enjoy savory sides, juicy roasts, desserts, traditional dishes, and other buffet items. Nov. 28, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. $50. 805461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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44TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN SLO HOLIDAY PARADE The theme of this year’s parade is “Holidays around the World”. Parade begins at the intersection between Palm and Chorro. Dec. 6, 7 p.m. downtownslo. com. Downtown SLO, Chorro Street, San Luis Obispo.

CASKMAS Features unlimited pours from SLO Brew, Henhouse, Topa Topa, Figueroa Mountain, and more than 15 other breweries. Dec. 7, 6-10 p.m. $65. my805tix. com. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337.

CHRISTMAS SQUARE AND ROUND DANCE A special holiday square dance with caller Johnny Preston and round dance cuer Dave Cleek. Dec. 8, 1:30-4:30 p.m. $8. 805-316-1628. squaredancecentralcoast.com/.

SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY BARNFEST Head over to the newly restored and historic Octagon Barn for the eighth annual gift fair.

This free community event features more than 30 local artisans, live music by Brass Mash, food vendors, and wine tasting. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-4414249. ritasrainbows.org. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY TREASURES BOUTIQUE The Monday Club members have gathered and created amazing vintage finds, home decor, jewelry, handcrafted art, and delicious baked goods. Open to everyone. Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-0594.

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE: VINTAGE JEWELRY SHOW All attendees are entered into a raffle for free jewelry.

Dec. 6, 4-7 p.m. 805-458-2743. costumejewel.com.

Garden Party Collection: SLO Showroom, 3419 Miguelito Ct., suite 3, San Luis Obispo.

NAWBO 2019 HOLIDAY PARTY Features a Secret Santa gift exchange and an Italian style buffet will be served by local Chef Michele Auriemma. Dec. 5, 6 p.m. $15-$25. my805tix.com. Monterey St. Market, 1234

Monterey Street, #120, San Luis Obispo, 805-548-8515.

City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach.

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Arrives by train on the Surfliner at the San Luis Obispo Amtrak Depot. Visit with Santa and Mrs. Claus in the 1926 La Cuesta cafe-lounge car. Dec. 7, 2:15-5 p.m. $3 to $5; free after Santa arrives. 805-548-1894. SLORRM. com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.

Seafood Restaurant will donate 100% of proceeds to 5Cities Homeless Coalition from its Dinner for a Cause during “Giving Tuesday”. Enjoy a special buffet prepared by the crew. Dec. 3, 4:30-8 p.m. $30. 805-574-1638.

5chc.org. Fin’s Restaurant, 25 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

SANTA’S HOUSE IN MISSION PLAZA Children who visit Santa receive a complimentary activity book, toy, and candy cane. Pictures are also available for purchase.

Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 805-234-9673. downtownslo. com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

HANDMADE HOLIDAY MARKET Features local food

SLO-MADE HOLIDAY FAIRE 2019 Features vendors, holiday treats, kids crafts, tours of the makerspace, and more. Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

SUCCULENT TREE WORKSHOP AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN .Join a Master Gardener to learn which winter chores will make spring gardening a breeze. From pruning, to seeding, to tool maintenance, you’ll find there are many ways to stay busy in the garden this winter. Dec. 5, 2-4 p.m. $65 Garden Members; $75 public. 805-541-1400. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

THANKSGIVING AT LUNA RED Enjoy delicious dishes like cornbread focaccia, Portuguese braised short rib, butternut squash soup, rosemary cinder brined turkey, and chocolate pecan tarte. Nov. 28, 1-8 p.m. $39 for two course dinner. 805-540-5243. lunaredslo.com. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

WINTER GARDEN CHORES AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN Join a Master Gardener to learn which winter chores will make spring gardening a breeze. From pruning, to seeding, to tool maintenance, you’ll find there are many ways to stay busy in the garden this winter.

Dec. 7, 1-2 p.m. Suggested donation: $5-$10. 805-5411400. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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53RD ANNUAL SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE Celebrate the City of Grover Beach’s 60th Diamond Jubilee Anniversary with the theme Holiday Sparkle. Applications available for parade entries online.

Plan to watch the parade along Grand Avenue from 16th Street to 9th Street. Dec. 7, 10-11 a.m. Donation: one new, unwrapped toy. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org.

trucks serving up specialized Brunch menus, with the beach and local holiday shopping at your toes. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000. avilabeachresort. com. Avila Beach Golf Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Rd., Avila Beach.

HOLIDAY HARMONY This festive event is free to the public and the evening will include snow play, cookie decorating, bounce houses, crafts, and music. Children will have the chance to visit and take a picture with Santa. Dec. 6, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/73/Recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE Stop by to browse Patrice’s

play area and slide, a craft and activity area for children, visits with Santa, food, drinks, a tree lighting, and more.

Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Free to attend. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach.

VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Explore the historical home of John Price, Founder of the City of Pismo Beach. Tour the Price House lavishly decorated as it might have been in the Victorian era. Guests are welcome to wear Victorian costumes. Dec. 8, 3-7 p.m. $25. my805tix.com. Price Anniversary House, 100 Rancho Pismo Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-773-4854.

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AFRICAN DANCE Enjoy instruction to the beat of live drumming. Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. $10 drop in. 805459-6317. afrodance.net/. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

one-of-a-kind handmade vintage jewelry pieces and pick up some homemade toffee by Firehouse Toffee. Nov. 29, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Nov. 30, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-441-8847.

PH Balance Handmade Vintage Jewelry and Firehouse Toffee, 755 Ridge Rd., Nipomo.

ALOCHOL INK HOLIDAY PLAY TIME Learn several simple techniques using alcohol inks which dry fast. Nov. 30, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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Guests can enjoy viewing the 20 foot tree lighting (14,000 lights), the snow slide (with 10 tons of snow), and more. State Senator Shannon Groves will be in attendance. Dec. 8, 2-8 p.m. 805-896-8972. Olde Towne Nipomo, Thompson and Tefft, Nipomo.

CREATIVITY Held every Wednesday unless other

SAN LUIS OBISPO VOCAL ARTS: A STAR IN THE NIGHT A holiday choral concert for the whole family to kick off the Christmas season and celebrate the holidays with friends and family. Dec. 4, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 7, 8-10 p.m. and Dec. 8, 8-10 p.m. $10-$40. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org/. The Monarch Club at Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo.

SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE All dogs must be registered and check-in to receive a contest identification number for the costume contest. Nov. 30, 11 a.m.-noon $5. 805-627-1997. avilabeachcc.com. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.

SANTA’S WORKSHOP FINE ART AND CRAFT FAIRE Features handmade artisan crafts ready for

beginning east coast swing, foxtrot and cha cha too.

Tuesdays, 7:15-8 p.m. $100; $185 per couple. 805225-1728. debonairedancers.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. events/classes conflict. Informal and open to the public.

Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others working in various mediums. Bring your own lunch.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

CREATIVITY GROUP Enjoy a creative experience each Wednesday, unless other events/classes conflict.

Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. HAMMERED SILVER EARRINGS Registration required.

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ARTS from page 17 For teens and adults. Learn how to create your own hammered silver hoop earrings. Dec. 5, 3 p.m. Free. 805927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

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from wonky holiday trees, stepping stones, hearts, rocks, etc. Projects are super simple and perfect for beginners. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $45-$70. 805-2865993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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2019 ANNUAL WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW The Morro Bay Art Association proudly presents its annual Winter Faire and Juried Craft Show, which offers a collective of works spanning a variety of artistic styles from traditional to contemporary.

Through Jan. 6, 2020, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary. All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-772-9095. foreverstoked.com/paintparty.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. RESIN WORKSHOP Choose from a frame, two necklaces, or four coasters. Instructor will bring a huge assortment of shells, colored beach glass, and baubles to create your project. Nov. 30, 10 a.m.-noon and Dec. 7, 10 a.m. $30-$85. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SUCCULENT WORKSHOP Learn how easy it is to create with succulents. Choose from two sizes of round wreaths or make a Wood Succulent Vertical Garden or create a gorgeous Holiday Tree. Dec. 7, 1-3 p.m. $70$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. No experience necessary. Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZENTANGLE A way to relax, focus, and expand one’s imagination.Through guided systematic patterns, students learn to trust their creativity, increase awareness, respond confidently to the unexpected, and discover the fun and healing in creative expression.

Presented by Debbie Gedayloo. Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

MBAA Members $20. Non-Members $22. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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COOKIE PAIRING AND DECORATING Join the culinary team at CASS Winery for a fun cookie and wine pairing session followed by cookie decorating instruction. Dec. 7, 2-4 p.m. $45. my805tix.com. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805.239.1730.

DRAWING FOR TEENS WITH LURY NORRIS This in-depth drawing class with Lury Norris offers teens an introduction to drawing. Students learn and practice drawing basics by study of shading and values, and other techniques. Fridays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. through Dec. 13 $180 for six classes. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark. org. This in-depth drawing class with Lury Norris offers teens an introduction to drawing. Saturdays, 4-6 p.m. through Dec. 14 $180 for six classes. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

RESIN PLAY TIME Choose from two necklaces in metal tray bezels, a beach scene or a holiday tree in a 11”x14” frame. Instructor provides variety of trinkets, colored glass, shells, etc. for your use. Projects will be encased in glistening resin. Dec. 5, 6-8 p.m. $40-$75.

805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Paso Robles Recreation Center, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

ZEST IT UP: COOKIE DECORATING WORKSHOP Zest it Up will cover the basics from prepping your royal frosting to flooding, piping, layering, and decorating your cookies. Attendees will sip Ancient Peaks wine while snacking on savory nibbles and decorating their own box of cookies to take home. Dec. 1, 2-4 p.m. $55. my805tix.com. Ancient Peaks Winery, 22720 El Camino Real, Suite B, Santa Margarita, 805-365-7045.

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ACTING CLASSES Film & TV Acting Classes for all ages and skill levels. Optional showcases for major Hollywood talent agents & casting directors. 10:30 am -8:45 pm (Sundays only). Varies per class. 310-910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

AERIAL HOOP Dance, spin and develop strength and grace on the lyra, an aerial hoop apparatus. All levels welcome. Mondays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Varies. 805549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILK SKILLS Learn to fl y with grace in this mixed level aerial silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Thursdays, 7-8:15 p.m. Varies.

805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILK SKILLS: ALL AGES Learn to fl y with grace in this mixed level aerial silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Saturdays, 10:15-11:45 a.m. Varies. 805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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food, live music, and more. First Sunday of every month, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 1 Free. 805-704-7083. artintheparkshellbeach.com. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

DAVID KREITZER: FINE ART OPEN STUDIOS Featuring water, landscape, figure, fantasy and floral works. Collectors of Kreitzer’s works include Howard and Roberta Ahmanson, Michael Douglas, Ray Bradbury, Robert Takken, and Jane Hind. Sundays, 12-6 p.m.

Varies. 805-234-2048. kreitzerArt.com. Kreitzer Fine Art and Voice Studios, 1442 12th St., Los Osos.

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Great Oaks, an exhibition showcasing paintings by artist Adam Wolpert, will show at the San Luis Obispo Museum of Art through Sunday, Dec. 29. One of Wolpert’s featured paintings is Blooming Apples (pictured), which he painted on a 4-by-5-foot canvas. Visit sloma.org to find out more about the exhibit and upcoming shows at the museum.

—C.W. Elevate dance, gymnastics, acrobatics, fi tness, and fun to new heights on aerial silks. All levels welcome.

Wednesdays, 7-8:15 p.m. Varies; see site for details.

805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILKS SKILLS: 18+ Learn to fl y with grace in this mixed level silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Tuesdays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Varies.

805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

BELLYDANCE CLASSES Come learn traditional middle eastern dance to modern fusion styles. The fundamental movements are taught, along with the drum rhythms, veil work, zills, and other props. The classes are taught by Jenna Mitchell. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12 drop-in; $45 monthly. 805-550-8192. worldrhythmandmotion.com.

World Rhythm and Motion Studio, 3422 Miguelito Ct., Studio #3, San Luis Obispo.

CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta.edu/communityprograms.

Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Throw on the potters wheel and make a mug, candlestick, or plate. Fridays, 6-8 p.m. through April 24 $125. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY FLORAL WORKSHOP Hosted by Zest it Up. Dec. 8, 5 p.m. my805tix.com. Monterey St. Market, 1234 Monterey Street, #120, San Luis Obispo, 805-548-8515.

LEARN FRENCH WHILE SPEAKING ENGLISH For beginners or intermediate. Watch assigned YouTube videos at home. Do written homework from textbook. Every other Sunday, 2:45-4 p.m. Free. 805-225-1270. meetup.com/ Welcoming-all-levels-of-French-speakers/. Coastal Peaks Coffee, 3566 S. Higuera St. #100, San Luis Obispo.

PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS WELCOMES WOMEN SINGERS Visit site or come by in person to see if these music lessons are right for you. Tuesdays, 6:30-9 p.m.

805-441-1405. pacifichorizon.org. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

“homemade” to your decor through wreath-making. Dec. 5, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. Talley Vineyards, 3031 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

MOSAIC WONKY HOLIDAY TREE Create a whimsical mosaic holiday tree choosing from instructor’s huge collection of baubles, tile, and broken china pieces.

At the end of the class, you will have learned all of the ins-and-outs of mosaics and take home a fun holiday décor piece. Supplies included. Dec. 1, 1-3 p.m. $50.

805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Windmill Farms, 1275 N. Thompson, Arroyo Grande.

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FOREVER STOKED WINTER ART SHOW Features artwork from Ken Christensen, Charlie Clingman, Dakota Pitts, Chris Pedersen, Peter Pierce , Paul Dollins, and others. Also features a performance by local musician Jon Milsap. Dec. 7, 12-8 p.m. Free. 805-234-5917. foreverstoked.com/. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

POETRY/SPOKEN WORD HOSTED BY MARY ANNE ANDERSON Special Guest interview with host Mary Anne Anderson and features reading, followed by open mic. First Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 831-277-4028. Unitarian Universalist Church, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

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ART AFTER DARK PASO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events.

First Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org. Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.

PEOPLE AND PLACES: A PHOTOGRAPHIC JOURNEY THROUGH TIME Eight local photographers demonstrate how photography connects us to other people, places and time periods. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 Free. 805-461-6161. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

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RESIN NECKLACES Create two stunning necklaces

ART AFTER DARK SLO Unites visual, literary, and

by adding charms, beads, trinkets, glitter and paper to metal tray bezels. Dec. 2, 6-8 p.m. $42. 805-549-1222. creativemetime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo. org. SLO County, Countywide, San Luis Obispo.

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AFTER-SCHOOL ART WORKSHOP (AGES 5-6) Each session will cover different mediums and subjects.

Registration is required prior to attendance. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $100. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

AFTER-SCHOOL ART WORKSHOPS (AGES 7-12) 2-5 week sessions available. Register online, call, or email to reserve. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $50-$120 per session. 805-668-2125. lila.community/ lilacreativecommunityworkshops/schedules/new-afterschool-workshops. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

CHRISTMAS WREATH WORKSHOP A fun night of creativity and learning, as we teach you the fundamentals of arranging while helping you add a little

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INFORMAL CLOSING RECEPTION AND RESCREENING OF ARTIST TALK Features a re-

loves to paint, in his own words: “My peripheral vision of the central coast virtually dictates the color palette and brushstrokes onto my canvas.” Through Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

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ALL THAT GLITTERS Paso Robles Art Association artists create visions of “All That Glitters” in their November gallery show. Through Dec. 4, 12-4 p.m. Free.

805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

DREW DAVIS Davis’s art will be on display at the gallery.

Through Nov. 30 Park Street Gallery, 1320 Park Street, Paso Robles, 805-286-4430, parkstreetgallery.com.

HARVEST HUES Award-winning photographers Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. bring the colors of harvest on the Central Coast to Studio 4. Through Nov. 30, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark. org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

SEVEN UP: NEW WORK BY 7 ARTISTS New work by 7 artists: Michael Messina, Jane Russell, Kabe Russell, Cynthia Kevorkian, Dennis Jackson, Denise Schryver, and Marie Ramey. ongoing Varies. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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ANIMAL ART EXHIBITION AND BENEFIT An exhibition and sale of animal art, with a portion of the proceeds to benefi t Woods Humane Society. The show will feature paintings and sculptures by several California artists that portray both pets and wild animals. Dec. 7, 12-4 p.m. and Dec. 8, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-773-8057.

Seaside Gallery, 580 Cypress Street, Pismo Beach, theseasidegallery.com.

CYNTHIA MEYER: LOCAL COLOR Enjoy landscape, light, and architecture captured on a sunny day in SLO. ongoing, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com.

Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

SUE DUNKER: COASTAL COLORS Art expresses emotional content with bright and intense colors.

Through Nov. 28 805-542-9000. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, sloart.com.

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FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805-7736563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

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HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS Premier

screening of Mohamad Hafez’ artist talk. Exhibit remains open through Dec. 20. Dec. 5, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-5463202. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/artgallery/.

craftspeople from California and beyond are featured in this invitational exhibition and retail sale devoted to bringing wide public attention to the field of fine craft.

Through Dec. 29, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

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Member docents will guide guests through the historic, newly renovated, and preserved Monday Club clubhouse and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. through Oct. 8 Free; donations appreciated. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

2020 CALL FOR ARTISTS Taking submissions for

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ART IN THE PARK AT DINOSAUR CAVES Features original art and handmade crafts created by local artists,

1 or 2 pieces of original art. Opens Dec. 6. No cost to enter. Mondays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. through Nov. 30 Under $200. (805) 464-0533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO artists all media for 2020 year, please submit by email.

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CALL FOR ARTISTS: LINNAEA’S ANNUAL HANG IT ALL SHOW A non juried group show at Linnaea’s Cafe to promote giving original art for the holidays. Everyone can participate. The cafe takes no commission. Bring no more than 2 pieces of art, finished and completely ready to hang on the wall. Email for details. Dec. 1, 7-8:30 p.m. $5-$100. 805-541-5888. linnaeas.com. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

CALL TO ARTISTS Now accepting proposals for solo and group art exhibits in established gallery. Through Dec. 30 805-542-9000. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, sloart.com.

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MY THREE ANGELS Three convicts are employed as roofers by a family, whose roof is in desperate need of maintenance. On the way from France is an evilminded cousin, to oust the father of the family from his business, and his cold-blooded nephew, who is jilting the father’s daughter for an heiress. Through Dec. 15 $15-$20. my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-776-3287.

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BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS Coming of age is never easy, but it can be very funny. Presented by Wine Country Theatre. Through Dec. 1 $15-$25. my805tix. com. Park Street Ballroom, 1232 Park Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-5042.

ELF: THE MUSICAL Unaware that he is actually human, Buddy the elf’s enormous size and poor toy-making abilities cause him to face the truth. As an adult, Buddy embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father. Dec. 7-15 my805tix.com.

Stephen B. Dudley Community Barn, 3025 Monterey Rd., Atascadero, (805) 466- 5068.

THE GLAMPEDE PRESENTS: ONESIE UPON A TIME What’s one of the best things about winter?

Wearing a onesie, of course. Featuring performers of The Glampede, who will be showing off their onesie best, and invite you to do so as well. Enjoy this magical onesie burlesque adventure. Dec. 7, 7-10 p.m. $30.

805-369-9391. McPrice Myers Wines, 2323 Tuley Court, Paso Robles.

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A CHRISTMAS STORY SLO REP presents this holiday classic about young Ralphie Parker and his quest for a genuine Red Ryder BB Gun. Back by popular demand for the sixth year in a row. Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. and Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 21 $20-$39. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/a-christmasstory-2019/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRO TO IMPROV COMEDY CLASSES All intro courses taught by CCCT owner, Sabrina Pratt.

Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. $225 for all 6 weeks. 805-2423109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Tigerlily Salon Studio, 659 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

JIM BREUER LIVE California Roots Presents Jim Breuer live at the Fremont Theater. Nov. 30, 8-11 p.m. $30. 805-329-5725. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, fremontslo.com.

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Comedy Theater is back. Looking for something to do with that post-turkey day bod? Pack up the fam and cruise on down for a beer. Laughter burns calories. Nov. 30, 7-9 p.m. Free. centralcoastcomedytheater.com.

Monterey St. Market, 1234 Monterey Street, #120, San Luis Obispo, 805-548-8515.

STAND UP SHOWCASE Central Coast Comedy Theater presents an evening of live, local stand up comedy. Nov. 30, 7-9 p.m. Free. Monterey St. Market, 1234 Monterey Street, #120, San Luis Obispo, 805-548-8515.

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production opens with a one-act version of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, which is followed by a comedic, operatic retelling of “The Three Little Pigs,” and the company’s traditional vaudeville revue. Through Dec. 31 americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS Explore the history of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-772-2880. facebook.com/groups/MBMetaphysicians.

Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

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2020 EMPLOYMENT LAW UPDATE As 2019 comes to an end, it’s time to make sure your business is in compliance with all the new laws that take effect Jan. 1. Dec. 3, 12-2 p.m. $40. 805-781-2777. slochamber. org. Mindbody, 659 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CARNEGIE LECTURE: THE CULTURE OF CELEBRITY IN CALIFORNIA POLITICS Jim Worthen will discuss personality and politics in 20th century California history. Dec. 4, 5:30 p.m. Free. 805543-0638. historycenterslo.org. History Center of San Luis Obispo County, 696 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CITIZENSHIP CLASS To prepare for the citizenship exam. No registration required. Tuesdays, 5-6 p.m.

Free. 805-781-5783. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

DEATH CAFE: LET’S TALK IT OVER An open discussion on staying fully engaged in life while exploring death and dying. With Dr. Denise LaRosa and co-facilitated by Paul Johnson. Hosted by Wilshire Hospice’s Center for Grief Education and Healing. First Monday of every month, 3:30-5 p.m. deathcafe.com/ deathcafe/8253/. Nautical Bean Coffee House, 2010 Parker St, San Luis Obispo, 805-439-4683.

FREE ADOPTION INFORMATION SESSION Free sessions on adoption information at our San Luis Obispo office located at 1540 Marsh Street, Ste 130. The FCCA has placed over 5,100 waiting children into forever families since 1983. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-542-9084. fcadoptions.org. Family Connections Christian Adoptions, 1540 Marsh St. #130, San Luis Obispo.

THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN’: THE 2020 EMPLOYMENT LAW UPDATE In this informative seminar for employers, supervisors, and human resource professionals, employment law attorneys Jonathan Fraser Light and Susan S. Waag will discuss more than 30 employment law issues to consider for 2020. Dec. 5, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. 805-248-7089.

Embassy Suites, 333 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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POINT SLO LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Docents lead guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site, the buildings, and up to the Lighthouse tower. Please arrive 15 minutes early. All proceeds go directly toward the site’s restoration. Wednesdays, 12 & 1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12, 1 & 2 p.m. $17-$22. 805-540-5771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

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SOCRATES: WEEKLY DISCUSSION A weekly discussion group to discuss current and interesting topics. Politics and religion are not discussed.

Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon Free. coalescebookstore. com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2880.

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GOLDEN STATE CLASSICS CAR CLUB Monthly meeting for Golden State Classics of Paso Robles.

First Tuesday of every month goldenstateclassics.org.

Paso Robles Elks Lodge, 1420 Park St., Paso Robles, 805-239-1410.

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CALIFORNIA HUMANITIES GRANTS WORKSHOP Are you looking for funding support for an upcoming public humanities event, library program, or media project? Join California Humanities staff for this informational session on funding for projects in the humanities. Dec. 5, 10 a.m.-noon Free. 415-391-1474. calhum.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

PT PUB NIGHT: CENTRAL COAST Hosted by local physical therapy professionals. First Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free admission. vant.ge/ PTPubNightCentralCoastCA. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337.

SLO COACHES: MORNING COFFEE A group for professional coaches (life, business, etc) on the Central Coast. Be ready to introduce yourself and the type of coaching you do. We share tips, tools, best practices, marketing ideas, and more. Dec. 3, 10-11:30 a.m. $10.

323-363-1804. gagebock.com/workshops. Coastal Peaks Coffee, 3566 S. Higuera St. #100, San Luis Obispo.

CALLING ALL BIRDS

The Morro Bay Art Association will be accepting submissions to its upcoming For the Birds 2020 exhibition, starting Monday, Dec. 9, until Tuesday, Jan. 7.

Artists are invited to submit original bird paintings and photography, in celebration of the Morro Bay Bird Festival. The exhibition is scheduled to run at Art Center Morro Bay starting Thursday, Jan. 9, through Tuesday, Feb. 11. Visit artcentermorrobay.org for more info.

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HOMESHARESLO COFFEE CHAT Learn about homesharing, share your housing stories, and network with others. First Wednesday of every month, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. 805-215-5474. homeshareslo.org.

Coffee Bean, 354 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach.

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays.

Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

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CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING CoDependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others.

Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

CODEPENDENCY RECOVERY/INNER CHILD HEALING WORKSHOP Learn how to be your own best friend instead of feeling like your own worst enemy. Dec. 1, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $25. 805-2035875. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS OF CAMBRIA MONTHLY MEETING A self help support group for parents who have experienced the death of a child of any age from any cause. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-909-8101. The Compassionate Friends Cambria Chapter, Cambria Pines Rd, Cambria.

The Compassionate Friends is a self-help support group for parents that have experienced the death of a child of any age from any cause. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-909-8101. Rabobank Meeting Room, 1070 Main St., Cambria.

GRANDPARENTS SUPPORT GROUP Facilitated

by Branden Kay with Family Ties. Fridays, 9-11 a.m.

Free. 805-592-2701. losososcares.com. Grandparents Support Group, 800 Manzanita Dr., Room 18, Los Osos.

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GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (NORTH COUNTY) A support group for those grieving the death of a loved one. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/general-grief-

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Macrame Wine Tote Workshop WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 4 Rava Wines + Events

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Christmas Wreath Workshop THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5 Talley Vineyards

Dinner & Tour with Edward Walton Wilcox THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5 Tooth & Nail Winery

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Christmas on the Trail DECEMBER 7-8 Foxen Canyon Wine Trail

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Victorian Christmas Open House SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8 Price Historical Park

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Protest Songs in Morro Bay TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10 Morro Bay Wine Seller

Atascadero High School Choirs Winter Pe ormance WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11 Atascadero Bible Church

Christmas Wreath Workshop THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12 Cass Winery

Elf The Musical SATURDAY, DECEMBER 14 Stephen B. Dudley Community Barn

Central Coast Youth Chorus: Home SAT & SUN, DECEMBER 14 & 15 United Methodist Church

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Barrel Room Conce : Carbon City Lights FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20 CASS Winery

An Intimate Evening with AVE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20 First Presbyterian Church of SLO

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Boroque Masters Symphony SATURDAY, JANUARY 11 Trinity United Methodist Church

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NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Hosted by NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness). A free and confidential group of families helping families who have a loved one living with mental health challenges. First Monday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Life House, 5850 West Mall Rd., Atascadero.

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one.

Fridays, 12-1 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-2215523. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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#METOO: DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN These monthly support groups are for adult women who have experienced sexual harassment or sexual abuse. The focus of the group is to create a safe place for participants to share, be connected with local resources, and get support in the healing process. First Tuesday, Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. RISE, 51 Zaca Ln., Ste. 100, San Luis Obispo, 805-226-5400.

CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups.

Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP A support group for those who are caring for a loved one, no matter the diagnosis. Drop-ins welcome. Every other Friday, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org.

Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

HEALING DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP A safe place for anyone dealing with depression who would like to receive support from others. Mondays, 6-7 p.m.

Free. 805-528-3194. Hope House Wellness Center, 1306 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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AWAKENED PARENTING SITTING GROUP The intention of this group is to provide space for meditation and discussion in a supportive community. Appropriate for parents of children of all ages and anyone interested in exploring awakened parenting. First Monday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. whiteheronsangha.org. White Heron Sangha Meditation Center, 6615 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach.

HOW TO GET YOUR LOVED ONE SOBER A familyfriendly seminar presented by The Haven’s clinical staff. Open to the public. Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. thehaven.com. The Haven Facitilities, 391 Front St., Grover Beach, NA.

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BASIC COMPUTER HELP Come to learn basic computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m.

Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

HOLIDAY CARD WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride at the SLO Library to learn how to make your own personalized holiday cards. Supplies will be provided, but space is limited. Registration required.

Dec. 6, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-781-5989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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SEWING CAFE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop. Call for full schedule. ongoing Sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

MIND & BODY YIN YOGA AND ESSENTIAL OILS A deep, meditative practice. Yin style involves surrendering into poses and exploring them for longer periods of time in order to let go of tension stored in the body and to calm the nervous system. First Monday of every month, 6-7 p.m. through Dec. 3 $18 drop in; discounted for members.

805.215.4565. omniyogastudio.com.

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CARDIO BARRE Barre is a combination of pilates, yoga, and ballet barre technique. In each energizing and targeted workout, guests use the barre and exercise equipment to sculpt, slim, and stretch their bodies.

Tuesdays, Sundays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. through Aug. 30

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$18; $80 for 5 classes. 805-215-4565. omnistudiomb.com. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

activities including drawing, painting, building sculptures, and more. Designed for ages 3 to 4. All materials are included. Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10:30 a.m. $20. 805668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

TAIJIQUAN AND QIGONG CLASSES Keep calm through the holidays with the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year.

Includes deep breathing and moving meditation to improve balance, NOV. 28 – DEC. 5 focus and coordination.

2019 Mondays, Wednesdays, 3:45 p.m. and Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 a.m. Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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MOVIE MATINEE: SHREK FOREVER AFTER The library will be showing a special screening of the movie Shrek Forever After. Nov. 30, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

NEON NIGHTS AT ROCKIN’ JUMP Fridays, Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. 805-266-7080. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

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BREWASANA AT 7SISTERS A light hearted vinyasa flow with Robyn paired with a beer of your choice. First Sunday of every month, 10:30 a.m. $15. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing. com.

QI GONG First Monday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon through Dec. 31 $10; $5 for disabled persons.

Academy of Dance San Luis Obispo, 3422 Miguelito Ct., San Luis Obispo, 805-270-5523.

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MINDFUL MOVEMENT AND MEDITATION A practice of breath

PLAY EXPLORE CREATE 1 Enjoy various art

FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to

DINNER IS SERVED

Tooth and Nail Winery in Paso Robles hosts a dinner and tour with resident artist Edward Walton Wilcox on Thursday, Dec. 5, from 6 to 9 p.m. Admission to the event includes the opening reception, a guided tour with Walton Wilcox himself, a three-course dinner with wine pairings, and a surprise gift. Tickets are $120 and are available in advance at my805tix.com.

—C.W.

and body awareness as you move through areas of tension, increase range of motion and strengthen our relationship with the present moment. Saturdays, 9-10:15 a.m. $10 suggested donation. whiteheronsangha.org.

White Heron Sangha Meditation Center, 6615 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach.

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THANKSGIVING WEEKEND TREE PLANTING Help Mother Nature replenish Cambria’s endangered Monterey pine forest on the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve. All ages are welcome. Meet at the Huntington Rd. Entrance and follow the signs to the planting. Rain cancels event. Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-noon 805-927-2856. ffrpcambria.org/connect/ event/index.php?id=31. Fiscalini Ranch Preserve, Huntington Road entrance to the Preserve, Cambria.

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OCEANO DUNES HISTORY: FEATURING THE DUNITES Easy 2.5 mile round trip walk from the parking lot (at the end of Oso Flaco Road) to learn about dune formation, the Chumash, Spanish explorers, early settlers, and the Dunites. Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-noon Free.

805-772-2694. Oso Flaco Lake Natural Area, Oso Flaco Lake Rd., Nipomo.

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MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS: WORLD CHAMPION INSTRUCTION Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, Jiu Jitsu, MMA, Tai Chi, Qi Gong, and self defense. ongoing 805-701-7397. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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SHOTOKAN KARATE A family-friendly class for ages 8 and over. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Included in YMCA membership. 805-543-8235. sloymca.org. SLO County YMCA, 1020 Southwood Dr., San Luis Obispo.

SLO PING PONG Features many tables. Games are informal and all ability levels are welcome. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. and Sundays, 4-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 Free for new players. 805-540-0470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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BILINGUAL STORYTIME/ CUENTOS BILINGÜES

TIMBER HAWKEYE “BUDDHIST BOOT CAMP” DISCUSSION Join Timber Hawkeye for a free discussion and Q&A about ways to lead a simple and uncomplicated life. First Saturday of every month, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-395-4055. Unitarian Universalist Church, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

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THE ART OF MEDITATION Learn how to begin and Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

PAWS TO READ Children are welcome to come read to Berkeley the dog. Wednesdays, 3 p.m. Free. 805-5281862. Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

TEEN VIRTUAL REALITY For ages 13 to 18. First Tuesday of every month, 3:30-5:30 p.m. 805-772-6394.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. TODDLER STORYTIME Hosted by Ms. Kaela.

Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

YOUTH SELF DEFENSE AND AWARENESS Learn the basics of mixed martial arts. For ages 7 and up.

Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:15-6 p.m. 805-701-7397. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASS: AGES 5-8 Sing, dance, play games, and create stories and characters. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks.

805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND PLAY CLASSES: AGES 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving.

Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY NITE AT 7SISTERS BREWING $5 options include kids’ grilled cheese, kids’ pulled pork sliders, craft root beer floats, and more. Features live Irish music and family activities. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. Free. 805868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Classes allow time for self expression through clay sculpture and the pottery wheel. For ages 6 and up. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. through Jan. 25 $35 per class. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PYJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

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Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free.

805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

BILLINGUAL STORYTIME Enjoy storytelling and

KIDS BALLET This is a beginner’s class for boys and

OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits of

girls to learn how to expressively move in their bodies while focusing on alignment, coordination, and basic ballet technique. Mondays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. $60 per month. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni

meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world.

Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

songs in both English and Spanish. First Tuesday of every month, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org.

Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande. dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the fresh-water lagoon. ongoing, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-474-2667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave., Oceano.

sustain a meditation practice or deepen an existing practice with Elizabeth Aires, author of The Art of Silence. Dec. 5, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $20. 805-238-4413. earthtonesgifts.com/. EarthTone Gifts, Gallery, and Center for Healing, 13319 Park St., Paso Robles.

RECOVERY DHARMA SLO COUNTY A peer-led movement using Buddhist practices and principles to overcome addiction through meditation, personal inquiry, and community. Saturdays, 7:30-8:45 p.m.

Free, donations welcomed. NA. Community Church of Atascadero, 5850 Rosario Ave., Atascadero, atascaderoucc.org.

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ASK SABRINA 30 years of Tarot reading experience.

Open Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday in SLO County and Thursday and Sunday in South SLO County. ongoing 805-441-4707. asksabrina.com. Private Location, TBA, San Luis Obispo.

RECOVERY DHARMA SLO COUNTY A peer-led movement using Buddhist practices and principles to overcome addiction through meditation, personal inquiry, and community. Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free, donations welcomed. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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CONNECTING WITH YOUR INNER DIVINE First Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. $15. 805-6744277. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

HOUSE OF GOD CHURCH SERVICES Join Pastor Joseph and Amanda Anderson every Sunday for prayer, healing, and more. Sundays, 9:30-11 a.m. 805-888-7714.

House of God Church, 946 Rockaway Ave., Grover Beach.

LIGHT UP A LIFE Wilshire Hospice invites you to the 2019 Light Up A Life remembrance ceremony. We offer these during the holiday season as a place of gentle reflection. No matter when we have experienced our loss, it can be healing to come together with others . Dec. 3, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-547-7025. wilshirehospice.org/LUAL. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

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ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers to be docents and/or organize art programs.

Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SWAP ELFIN FOREST WORK PARTY Help the SWAP Weed Warriors with weeding, trail trimming, and erosion control. First Saturday of every month, 9 a.m.-noon 805528-0392. El Moro Elfin Forest Natural Area, 1100 15th St., Los Osos.

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FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster

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MOVE-IN READY HOMES starting from $469,900

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CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 23 kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed.

Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/ neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY VOLUNTEER TRAINING Preregistration required.

In-Home Volunteers assist individuals with a life-limiting illness and their families by providing caregiver respite, practical assistance, emotional support, companionship, and comfort. Thursdays, 1-6 p.m.

Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/workshops. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

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LOAN CLOSET ASSOCIATE The Riso Family Loan Closet offers short-term use of durable medical equipment to people who are in the healing and recovery process. Volunteer Position: Associate accepts donations, sanitizes and checks-out equipment, and answers phone. Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-547-7025. Wilshire Community Services, 285 South St., suite J, San Luis Obispo, wilshirecommunityservices.org.

GO FIGURE

Park Street Gallery in Paso Robles will be showcasing paintings by local artist Drew Davis through Saturday, Nov. 30. The exhibit features some of Davis’ landscapes as well as his works of representational figures set against abstract backgrounds. Visit parkstreetgallery.com to find out more.

—C.W.

EVENTS

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

SLO REP SEEKING VOLUNTEER BARTENDERS Must be 21 or over. All volunteers receive complimentary tickets. Email volunteer@slorep.org for more info. ongoing slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-786-2440.

FOOD & DRINK FARMERS MARKETS

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BAYWOOD FARMERS MARKET Mondays, 2-4:30 p.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Baywood Farmers Market, Santa Maria and 2nd Street, Los Osos.

MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMER MARKET Every Saturday 2:30-5:30 p.m., year round, rain or shine. Delightful mix of local farm fresh products, baked goods, crafts, and art from more than 30 vendors. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Boulevard, Morro Bay, 928-350-5960, facebook.com/ MorroBayMainStreetFarmersMarket/.

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ATASCADERO FARMERS MARKET Visit site for info on featured music artists and chefs. Wednesdays, 3-6 p.m. Free. visitatascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

CAMBRIA FARMERS MARKET Fridays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-395-6659. cambriafarmersmarket.com.

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PASO ROBLES FARMERS MARKET Tuesdays, 9-11:30 a.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Paso Robles Farmers Market, Spring and 11th Street, Paso Robles.

TEMPLETON FARMERS MARKET Saturdays, 9 a.m.12:30 p.m. northcountyfarmersmarkets.com. Templeton Park, 550 Crocker St., Templeton.

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FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market in SLO is the largest Farmers Market in California. Thursdays, 6:10-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts over 60 vendors.

Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SLO TUESDAY FARMERS’ MARKET Tuesdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Farm Supply, 224 Tank Farm Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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ARROYO GRANDE FARMERS MARKET Includes produce, artists and musicians. Saturdays, 12-2:25 p.m.

Arroyo Grande Farmers Market, Olohan Alley, Arroyo Grande.

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ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GOURMET PIZZA Spend an evening outdoors while enjoying delicious wood-fired pizza and yard games. Fridays, 4-7 p.m. $19.95 for adults; $12.95 for kids. 805-927-4200. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, cambriapineslodge.com.

HAPPY HOUR: BROKEN EARTH WINERY Join us after work on Wednesdays for Happy Hour with special by the glass pricing. Wednesdays, 5-7 p.m. 805-2392562. brokenearthwinery.com/events/Happy-Hour.

Broken Earth Winery, 1650 Ramada Dr., Paso Robles.

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“WINE DOWN” MONDAYS Come and “Wine Down” with us on Monday nights. Mondays, 4-9 p.m. 805461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

ALL YOU CAN EAT DUNGENESS CRAB Enjoy Dungeness crab plus sides of roasted corn, baby potatoes, and more. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. through Dec. 31 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

DOLLAR OYSTER WEDNESDAYS Enjoy fresh dollar oysters. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

WINE AND OLIVE OIL TASTING Enjoy tasting Rhône varietal wines from SLO and SB counties, as well as local Boccabella Farms’ craft olive oils. ongoing, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $20. 805-237-1245. mcpricemyers.com. McPrice Myers Wine Company, 3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles.

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ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR AT LUNA RED Enjoy $6 bites, sangria, draft beer, house wine, and spirits.

Thursdays, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 805-640-5243. lunaredslo.com/menus/. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

THE BLACK GLASS CHALLENGE AT CROMA VERA Test your blind tasting skills. Winners get their names listed on the front board and posted to social media. Fridays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. $12. 805-946-1685. cromavera.com/events/. Croma Vera Wines, 3592 Broad St., suite 106, San Luis Obispo.

FRIDAY NIGHT PINT NIGHT Buy logo glass for $8 and bring it in every Friday for $2 off refills. Wine offered at happy hour pricing. Fridays, 4-10 p.m. Free. 805868-7133. 7sistersbrewing.com/events-page. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SLO PRODUCE EXCHANGE Gathering twice a month for neighbors to exchange excess fruit, veggies, baked goods, plants, crafts, etc. First Saturday of every month, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. 818-489-7085. Natural Food Co-op, 2494 Victoria Ave., San Luis Obispo.

TASTE OF SLO: WALKING FOOD TOUR Visit five different destinations in downtown SLO per tour. All food and drinks are included. Mondays, Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. through Sept. 5 $85. 320-420-9853. tasteofslowalkingfoodtour.com. Downtown SLO, Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo. Δ

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I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU The SLO Repertory Theatre’s annual production of A Christmas Story opens on Saturday, Dec. 7, at 7 p.m. The show runs through Saturday, Dec. 21 with performances every Wednesday through Sunday (call or go online for showtimes). Tickets range from $20 to $39. Call (805) 786-2440 or visit slorep.org to find out more.

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hiffs of Christmas escape from a freshly opened jar of cloves as fingers awkwardly pull the protective seal from it. Tapping it into the mixing bowl, the ground spice lands on top of cinnamon, nutmeg, butter, and brown sugar.

Once blended into a creamy paste, dollops of the hot buttered rum batter will get dropped into the bottom of mugs with cinnamon sticks, spiced rum, and hot apple cider. It tastes like winter on a sledding hill. Waiting by the fire with a mug in hand for your turn to take a ride down to the bottom. Nostalgia in a cup.

There are so many recipes out there. Some call for ice cream or vanilla or variations on spices. Most list boiling water instead of hot cider, but when else are you going to drink hot apple cider with rum and butter in it?

Apparently this little cup of joy predates the United States of America, with

Brandy Alexander

• 1 ounce brandy • 1 ounce creme de cacao (or chocolate liqueur equivalent) • 1 ounce half and half • Dash nutmeg

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and add brandy, creme de cacao, and half and half. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Strain into your favorite martini style glass and add nutmeg to garnish. (recipe from Mr. Boston Official Bartender’s Guide)

origins somewhere in Europe, a little help from the spice trade, and the colonization of Caribbean islands (that’s where the rum comes from). But Americans and hot buttered rum have had a pretty cozy relationship for centuries, and there’s no question that it’s a warm holiday delight.

Just thinking about it made me wonder what other cozy adult beverages have existed synonymously with the season of giving for time immemorial. And surprisingly, a lot of them have raw egg in them—which is harder to work with than you might think.

A quick gander through the big red cocktail bible that’s been around for more than 50 years, the Mr. Boston Official Bartender’s Guide yields more recipes than anyone could ever make in their lifetime.

But they are old school. And it’s 2019, people—books alone are no match for the internet. Between the Google and Mr. Boston, I did find a few cocktail recipes to try—and not all of them were successful.

At the prodding of Staff Writer Kasey Bubnash, who has fond memories of Tom and Jerry cocktails made with the batter from a place called the City Bar in Great Falls, Montana, I attempted to make the Christmastime cocktail from the 1800s.

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i Similar to eggnog, the recipe calls for egg whites beaten into stiff peaks to be gently folded into egg yolks beaten with butter, sugar, and traditional spices.

The end result wasn’t anything I would ever serve to anyone. Somehow I ended up with scrambled batter. Paul Hollywood from The Great British Baking Show would be so disappointed!

However, I successfully made eggnog from scratch—using egg whites whipped to peaks

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and almost the exact same egg yolk mixture listed above, so I’m not sure what happened with Tom or Jerry. And I figured out that brandy Alexanders should absolutely come back into vogue. Popular in the 1920s, this dangerous little ditty will make you feel warm and fuzzy after the first sip.

Here are three spiced cocktail recipes of old that will give you that nostalgic feeling just in time for family to ruin your holiday buzz.

Homemade eggnog • 4 egg yolks • 1/3 cup sugar, plus 1 tablespoon • 1 pint whole milk • 1 cup heavy cream • 3 ounces bourbon • 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg • 4 egg whites

• 2/3 cup packed sugar • 1/2 cup (1 stick) room temperature butter • 1/4 cup honey • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon • 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg • 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves • Spiced rum • Boiling water or hot cider • Cinnamon sticks (optional garnish)

Using an electric mixer, beat egg yolks until they lighten in color. Add 1/3 cup of sugar, gradually until it dissolves. Pour in the milk, cream, nutmeg, and bourbon and mix until blended.

In a separate bowl, beat the egg whites, gradually adding the remaining sugar until stiff peaks form (I had to look this up.

It means beat them until the eggs are so stiff that when you pull the mixer out, the peak that forms stands straight up without bowing. Careful not to over beat them.) Whisk egg whites into the yolk mixture. Refrigerate and serve when ready. (recipe from the Food Network’s Alton Brown) Δ

Add sugar, butter, honey, and spices to a mixing bowl. Blend until smooth using an electric mixer.

You can store in the refrigerator until you’re ready to use. Put a spoonful of the batter into a mug, add 1 ounce—or to your preference—of spiced rum and pour hot water or cider over the top as you mix it.

Garnish with a cinnamon stick. Tip: You can make these without the rum for the little ones! (recipe inspired by the Food Network)

Editor Camillia Lanham has the warm and fuzzies. Send favorite holiday cocktail recipes to clanham@newtimesslo.com.

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hen Richard Margetson and his business partner, Jerri Walsh, first started the Needs ’N Wishes holiday fundraiser in Los Osos in 2006, they knew they were onto something special.

The inaugural event, featuring a silent auction, raffles, a toy sale, food and drink, and live entertainment, netted nearly $20,000 in a single day. Every penny benefited the then Maxine Lewis Memorial Homeless Shelter in San Luis Obispo, which was facing financial challenges at the time.

“There was a real problem with keeping the shelter funded,” Margetson told New Times. “We decided maybe we could do something in Los Osos here as a fundraiser. ... We thought let’s see how it goes and see if we can pull this thing off.”

The event, which immediately followed the Los Osos/Baywood Park Christmas Parade (and still does), wasn’t just a huge hit in a small town without a ton of holiday activities. It showcased the Los Osos community’s generosity on a whole new scale.

“We found out at that time that it was the second biggest fundraiser Los Osos ever put up,” Margetson said.

Give back

The 14th annual Needs ’N Wishes holiday fundraiser takes place on Dec. 14 at the South Bay Community Center, from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. All proceeds benefit homeless services nonprofits. For more info, call (805) 528-5800. To make a direct donation, send checks payable to “People Helping People,” with “Needs ’N Wishes” in the memo section, to P.O. Box 6721, Los Osos, CA, 93412.

Needs ’N Wishes only grew bigger and better in the years following. Now entering its 14th year—this year on Dec. 14 at the South Bay Community Center from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.—the event has generated more than $500,000 in total donations, which has all gone to local nonprofits serving the homeless, Margetson said.

“We kind of knew that it was going to work,” Margetson said of the event and its longevity. “We just work annually to improve it.”

Needs ’N Wishes is open to anyone in SLO County. Guests get the chance to bid on 15 to 20 tables’ worth of silent auction items, with prizes ranging from “kitchen appliances, to gift certificates for restaurants and hotels, to oil changes,

HOLIDAY SPIRIT A variety of community dance and music groups perform throughout the Needs ’N Wishes fundraiser.

FUN DAY Community members enjoy a past Needs ’N Wishes fundraiser at the South Bay Community Center.

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jewelry, all kinds of things,” Margetson said. Adult and children’s raffles are also featured, as well as a toy store, a bake sale, fresh food, snacks, and drinks, and live dance and music happening onstage throughout the day.

“It’s free admission,” Margetson noted.

“We wanted to make sure that anybody could come. You can just come in and get a cup of coffee, sit down and watch the entertainment onstage, and just get in the spirit.”

From the beginning, it was important to Margetson and Walsh—and other volunteers with the nonprofit People Helping People, which Margetson and Walsh are on the board of—that Needs ’N Wishes have no overhead and administrative expenses.

Everything that’s donated goes directly to the charity recipients.

“We wanted to make sure that anybody who donated, that we got the biggest bang for their buck,” Margetson said.

This year, the proceeds from Needs ’N Wishes will benefit three organizations: the 40 Prado Homeless Services Center, which replaced the Maxine Lewis shelter when it was completed last year; the SLO Noor Foundation, a nonprofit founded in 2011 by Dr. Ahmad Nooristani that provides free medical, dental, and vision care to uninsured adults; and South Bay Seniors-People Helping People, to support its portable shower project for the homeless.

The SLO Noor Foundation joined as recipients in the fundraiser about six years ago, Margetson said.

“We love their premise of the doctors donating their time ... helping the uninsured and underinsured,” he said. “A lot of those are your homeless population, or your people right on the brink.”

Dr. Rupert Chowins, the eye clinic director at the SLO Noor Foundation, told New Times that the donations from Needs ’N Wishes over the years have “really allowed us to stay open.” The event has generated funds to provide about $10 million of equivalent medical care at the Noor clinics.

“Without them, we’d really be limited on our service,” Chowins said. “We do great work, but we struggle to find the funds. They have provided us with tremendous support. Richard Margetson and People Helping People are heroes to us.”

If you’re looking for somewhere wholesome to gift shop, to make your holiday donations, and to get in the giving spirit, Needs ’N Wishes offers the whole package.

“It’s just wonderful, you know?”

Margetson said. “So many people say it just makes their holiday season. That’s what we wanted it to be.” Δ Assistant Editor Peter Johnson is feeling the holiday spirit. Reach him at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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he holiday season is upon us, and with it comes the invitations to Friendsgivings, work potlucks, Festivus, and everything in between.

Participating in these gatherings on top of your usual family get-together is a great way to express your gratitude for the people around you and spend time with those you care about.

It can, however, burn a hole in your pocketbook as this is also the spending season for holiday trips, gifts, and crafts.

If you’re on a budget like me but still want to potluck it up, here’s a handful of recipes with minimal ingredients that are easy to make. These are side dishes and desserts, because, let’s be honest, the host is in charge of the main dish!

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SHARING GOODS The gift of giving can also come in the form of baked goods, and New Times has some simple recipes to share.

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The sweetest of mashed potatoes

I learned about this easy recipe from a Friendsgiving gathering about three years ago. It’s a tasty alternative to mashed potatoes. You can serve it warm or cold, but I normally serve it cold. Tip: I recommend cooking the dish the night before your gathering.

• 4 to 8 sweet potatoes (it really depends on the number of people) • Honey to taste • Small container of pomegranate seeds (or blueberries or raspberries) • Optional: almonds or walnuts

HEALTHY-ISH This mashed sweet potato recipe has to be my absolute favorite; it’s perfect topped with raspberries.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Wrap each sweet potato in foil, completely covering it, and place them in a large cooking pan. Stick the pan in the oven for about 2 1/2 hours.

When the time is up, take the pan out and let it cool for about 25 minutes. Put the potatoes in the refrigerator overnight.

Fast forward to the next morning: Unwrap each potato and remove the skin (it should come off easily). In a bowl, mash the potatoes together, drizzle as much honey as you’d like on top, and garnish with your fruit and nuts of choice.

RECIPES continued page 32

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The new Cal Poly Chamber Orchestra will make its debut without a conductor.

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RECIPES from page 30

Cholives

This is a gem that my work-wife, Staff Writer Kasey Bubnash, learned from a friend of a friend. Tip: Leave the stick of butter out a few hours to allow it to soften.

• 1 stick softened butter (4 oounces) • 1 cup flour • 1 tub pub cheese (7.5 ounces) • 1 jar green olives Preheat the oven on 400 degrees. In a large bowl, mix together the softened butter, 1 cup flour, and the entire tub of pub cheese. If the dough becomes slightly dry, work it with your hands. After the dough is thoroughly mixed, take about a teaspoon of it and mold it around an olive, shaping into a ball. Line a large baking pan with parchment paper and place the balls on the sheet. Bake in the oven for about 10 minutes or until light golden brown.

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This recipe is extremely well-known but what makes this one stand out from the rest is the Trader Joe’s alpine semisoft cheese slices. I’m an avid Trader Joe’s shopper, and I check out their website from time to time—they have a similar recipe so I’m definitely stealing their cheese suggestion. Tip: Cut them in half for sharing.

• 1 tube crescent rolls (makes 8 rolls) • 1 package ham • 1 package Trader Joe’s sliced alpine semisoft cheese • Trader Joe’s onion salt Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Unwrap the crescent dough and separate into triangles. Place a slice of ham and cheese on the triangle and roll into a crescent shape.

Sprinkle a little bit of the onion salt on the top of the roll.

Place on a baking pan lined with parchment paper and bake for about 13 minutes or until golden brown.

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• 8 ounces frozen spinach, thawed and thoroughly drained • 1 14-ounce can artichoke hearts (not marinated), drained and quartered • 3/4 cup mayonnaise • 1 cup sour cream • 6 ounces shredded blend of flavorful cheese (e.g. Trader Joe’s quattro formaggio blend), divided • 1/4 cup diced onion • 1 to 2 teaspoons of your favorite seasoning blend(s), plus salt to taste In a medium bowl, mix all ingredients except about half a cup of the cheese and the seasonings. Stir thoroughly, breaking up the spinach. Season to taste. Transfer to a microwave-safe bowl or serving dish. Heat on high for one to two minutes in 30- to 45-second increments, stirring between each increment, until the dip is heated all the way through. Add the last handful of cheese to the top of the dip before the last 30 seconds in the microwave. Finish heating and enjoy!

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Sweets

Stuffed puff pastry

This is my go-to when I’m in a pinch and need to make something quick. Tip: Leave out the sheets of puff pastry dough out for at least 15 to 20 minutes before you’re ready to start baking.

Preheat the oven 400 degrees. Cut the dough sheet into rectangles, about 2.5-by-1.5 inches (ish). Cut a piece of brie, no bigger than the size of your pinky finger nail, and place in the middle. Place a half-teaspoon of preserves on top of the brie. Fold the rectangle and squish the ends together, the shape should now be a square. Place the squares on a baking pan that’s lined with parchment paper and bake for about 11 minutes. Makes 20.

My mom gave me this recipe years ago, and it came from a coupon book in the Sunday newspaper.

So, shoutout to Sylviana Garcia! Thanks for sharing this tasty recipe. Tip: Leave out the packages of cream cheese at least 40 minutes before you’re ready to bake.

• 2 packages softened cream cheese (8 ounces each) • 2/3 cup sugar • 2 eggs • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract • 1/2 teaspoon almond extract • Berries of your choice

I recently came across this sweet treat and had to try it. Turns out, I seriously love these things, and yes, your hands will get sticky— but your tastebuds will thank you.

• 1 cup chopped toasted macadamia nuts • 1 cup sweetened condensed milk • 1 1/2 teaspoons almond extract • 8 ounces sweetened shredded coconut • 1 bag semisweet chocolate morsels, melted • 1 tablespoon shortening

• 1 box puff pastry dough sheets • 1 jar fruit preserves • Brie cheese

Mini cheesecake cups

Choco-coconut balls

In a bowl, mix together the nuts, condensed milk, almond extract, and coconut. After the PHOTO BY KAREN GARCIA ingredients are thoroughly mixed, mold it into 3/4-inch round balls. Place the balls on a baking tray lined with parchment paper and let rest at room temperature for four hours, or in the refrigerator for one hour. When ready, melt the chocolate morsels to create a dip for the balls. Use a fork to dip the balls into the chocolate and place on a sheet pan to dry. Makes about 25 to 30. Δ

SWEET TREATS This is my absolute favorite go-to recipe when I’m going to any kind of potluck as it’s a definite crowd pleaser.

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Beat cream cheese and sugar in a bowl until the ingredients are light and fluffy. Add eggs and extracts. Mix well. Put cupcake liners in a cupcake pan and scoop batter into each cup.

Fill the cup about two-thirds of the way. Bake for about 22 to 23 minutes or until edges are lightly golden. When done, leave the cheesecake cups to cool on a wire rack.

Refrigerate the cups for four hours, or overnight. Top the cups with half a strawberry, a few blueberries, or raspberries. Makes about 12.

Staff writer Karen Garcia is busy in her studio apartment kitchen at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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hristmas 2015 was a particularly memorable one for Adan Orozco.

He and his family spent much of that day together—laughing, eating, and opening gifts—and Orozco couldn’t wait to watch his then 4-year-old son unwrap the year’s big present.

When the time finally came, everyone gathered around Orozco’s son to watch.

But just as he was about to tear paper from package, the alarms started up— bells wailing and red lights flashing throughout the fire station.

There was an emergency, and Orozco and his fellow firefighters were needed.

When Orozco got back to the station later, the gift had already been opened, and the moment had passed.

“Sometimes it wears on you,” Orozco told New Times. “Especially if you’re missing anniversaries or your kids’ birthdays.”

Orozco, a fire captain with the San Luis Obispo County Fire Department, is one of hundreds of SLO County residents who often have to trade in boughs of holly and Yuletide carols for ambulances, aprons, and customers. From first responders and doctors to waitresses and cooks, people from all walks of life spend their Thanksgivings, Christmases, and New

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SPREADING CHEER On top of working most holidays, SLO County firefighters typically decorate their engines and ride in the annual Christmas parade.

THE HALLS ARE DECKED Christmas decorations are a big deal at the Madonna Inn, where nearly every available surface is covered with roughly $3,000 worth of festive decor at the beginning of November.

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Year’s Eves putting out fires, saving lives, mixing cocktails, and whipping up fresh meals so that the rest of us can enjoy a little time with loved ones.

A lot goes into the work done during the holidays, and a lot of it goes unnoticed, but it’s not all bad. In some fields, there are unprecedented amounts of money to be made, and in others, free food with good friends.

At Orozco’s fire station, they host family days during holiday shifts. The firefighters bring their kids and spouses to the station, have a big potluck, play games, and spend

time together. If an emergency call comes in, Orozco said the firefighters leave to take care of it, then return to more fun.

It tends to be busy at the station during major holidays—more travel means more accidents, and the same goes for alcohol—but Orozco said he and his co-workers do what they can to celebrate. Although he’s only spent about three Christmases in 20 years at home, Orozco said he loves the feasts he and his co-workers cook together. It’s a diverse group of firefighters, so Orozco has tried staple dishes from an array of cultures.

“So when we get stuck on duty, we make the best of it,” he said.

Employees at the Madonna Inn know what it means to work hard on the holidays, too. It’s not quite as high stakes as saving lives, but Amanda Rich, the inn’s artistic director, said Thanksgiving and Christmas are its two busiest days—so busy that working holidays is a hiring requirement.

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Christmas each year. The whole hotel is open, but Rich said the steakhouse brings in the most guests, and this year it has a whopping 1,700 dinner reservations for Thanksgiving day alone. It can’t take any more, but Rich said there’s a waitlist, and people are on that, too.

Cooks at the Madonna Inn make roughly 2,000 dinner rolls and about 1,600 pounds of turkey on Thanksgiving each year, and Rich said roughly 1,000 desserts are sold the week of.

“People come here looking for that authentic, home-cooked meal,” Rich said.

Over the years, Rich has found that many families don’t want to do the cooking, cleaning, and spending required on a big holiday like Thanksgiving, but they still want a festive experience. Some celebrate at the Madonna Inn for the food—the steakhouse serves up specialty duck, ham, and turkey on Thanksgiving, and items from the regular menu are still available—and others come for the $3,000 worth of Christmas decorations that go up at the start of November.

Either way, Rich said, “a lot of people have made it their family tradition.”

And putting the bash on is hard work.

Even the decorations—which Rich took charge of about 10 years ago after Phyllis Madonna herself had done it for years— require a road trip to an LA-based Christmas market months ahead of time.

Though it’s not the way most people imagine spending their holidays, Rich said the majority of Madonna employees are happy to do it—if not for the sake of bringing joy to families across the Central Coast, then at least for the holly jolly tips.

It’s the same at Luna Red, according to Assistant General Manager Cara Fimbres, which will be open for Thanksgiving for the second time with a special menu this year. A surprising number of people like to eat out on Thanksgiving, Fimbres said, and Luna Red is one of the few restaurants offering a cozy and festive environment. It’s tough for employees, but they volunteer to work Thanksgiving, and

PASSING THE TINSLE After years of decorating the Madonna Inn herself, Phyllis Madonna (center) passed the torch to Amanda Rich (right), who has been coordinating it mostly on her own for about a decade.

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the list of those willing fills up fast.

“While we all have families and friends we enjoy spending holidays with,” Fimbres wrote in email to New Times, “we’re part of the hospitality industry so we can provide a great experience for others.”

The way they see it, it’s all just part of the job, and that’s how Lt. John Villanti of the San Luis Obispo Police Department views things too.

After 22 years in law enforcement, getting saddled with the holiday shift is all Villanti knows. Like the fire department, officers on holiday patrol at SLOPD have potlucks that family members attend. Unlike the fire department, most holidays are pretty quiet for our city’s police with much of the college student population out of town.

Unfortunately, Villanti said he’s made many holiday arrests involving drunken family fights. It’s sad to see, he said, when officers want so badly to be at home with their families and these families can’t even get along for one day. But, he said, it’s inevitable.

“We try and have a good time,” Villanti said, laughing, “even though we sometimes have to arrest people.” Δ Staff Writer Kasey Bubnash is trying not to get arrested this holiday season. She can be reached at kbubnash@newtimesslo.com.

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BY ANDREA ROOKS ubtle frosted logos on wine glasses— the ones we used to get in local tasting rooms—inspired me to try making permanent designs on gifts like spice jars and Christmas tree ornaments.

I’d heard about DIY etching several years ago but hadn’t tried it till this fall when I made a set of customized Mason jars as party favors. The process was surprisingly easy, and after etching a few more things, I’ve picked up some tricks.

Adhesive stencils are the way to go. I can make them with my Cricut die-cutting machine—if that sounds fun but you don’t have such a device, check out MakerSpace in SLO. They’ve got a Silhouette Cameo vinyl cutter, and you don’t need a special certification to use it. The helpful folks at MakerSpace said to just bring a black-andwhite image of what you want to cut, and their computer software will do the rest.

You might also want bring your own sheet of vinyl, which you can find for $1.99 each

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at Michaels and other craft stores.

If your eyes are crossing at the thought of making your own stencils, don’t give up. Michaels has an entire aisle of adhesive stencil designs—just be sure to buy plastic or vinyl decals, not paper or screen ones.

I recommend starting with a relatively small design, especially if you’re etching a curved surface—curves present several problems when it comes to keeping the design straight and bubble-free.

Finally, the etching cream can be found at a handful of local stores, including Michaels, Joann, Home Depot, and Walmart. I use Armour Etch, which costs $16 per bottle at Michaels (but you can use a 40 or 50 percent off coupon, available online).

Don’t limit yourself to Mason jars and ornaments—wine glasses, tumblers, candle holders, mirrors, plaques, frames—just about anything made of clear glass can be customized.

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2) Apply stencils

Place the stencil where you want your design to be. Take your time with this step, especially if you’ve got a curved surface—press and move any bubbles away from the edges of the stencil’s design. If you’ve made your own stencil, make sure you’ve got a wide area around the edges to prevent the etching cream from spreading beyond what you want etched.

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1) Gather supplies

All you need to customize your gift is a bottle of etching cream, a brush, gloves, your glass item, and a stencil. I recommend using adhesive stencils (my homemade stencil is the blue one; Martha Stewart’s set of stencils are in the package). I recommend doing your project outside—the acid etching cream stinks like vinegar and rotten eggs. Use gloves, wear an apron, lay down some paper or a disposable table cloth, and have paper towels on hand.

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3) Apply etching cream

Scoop the etching cream onto the exposed glass within the stencil. You need a lot of cream for each design—it must be thickly applied and end up opaque. Carefully set your glass down, and let it sit for two to three minutes. The cream may slowly drip, so if possible, lay your glass down face up—just be careful to not jostle your work surface, lest the glass roll around.

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4) Rinse

Keep your gloves on for this step. Rinse the cream from your glass piece; use low pressure from the faucet and be careful not to splash. Use your brush to rub the cream off the surface of the glass.

Wash the piece thoroughly and dry with paper towels. Note: You won’t be able to see the full effect of the etching until the glass is completely dry.

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If you’ve used a thicker pre-made stencil, you may need to rinse your glass piece again once the stencil is removed—there was still a little cream hiding in the edges of the ornament I made using a purchased stencil. If you’ve made an ornament or jar with a lid, be careful to avoid getting water inside—especially the ornaments; it takes a long time to get them completely dry inside.

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Downtown SLO opens Santa’s House on Friday, Nov. 29, at 10 a.m. Children who visit Santa receive a complimentary activity book, toy, and candy cane. Pictures are also available for purchase: $5 take-your-own, $8 framed souvenir photo, and $11 for a souvenir package including both the framed photo and take-your-own. Santa’s House will be open until Dec. 24. Hours vary. Visit downtownslo. com/santas-house-2 for a schedule.

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o ho ho! Whether you know him as Santa Claus, Old Saint Nick, or Kris Kringle, the jolly man in red will be welcoming kids of all ages to Downtown SLO’s Santa’s House in the SLO Mission Plaza beginning on Nov. 29.

Santa took a break from making his list and checking it twice to converse with New Times via email.

New Times: How long have you been Santa, and was it something you sought out or were you asked?

Santa Claus: This is my fifth year as Santa Claus. Six years ago, I was standing in line with my granddaughters at the Mission Plaza Santa’s House, and the person in charge spotted me and as I had a full but shorter white beard, I guess I appeared to be a candidate. She gave me her card, and I thought about it for a few months before I gave her a call and told her I was willing to give it a try.

New Times: Do you do anything special to prepare, such as putting on a few pounds or letting your beard grow?

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Santa Claus: At first, I grew my beard longer. Now, I maintain what I consider a proper Santa length. This Santa’s normal weight seems to be doing the job.

New Times: How many children do you think have crossed your lap over your

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tenure as Santa?

Santa Claus: I would guess more than 1,500 children of all ages have spent time on this Santa’s lap. And quite a few dogs.

I have had a 7-foot Cal Poly basketball player, a 6-foot-2 fashion model, a TV star or two, a San Luis police officer, and a

celebrity rescue dog with its own YouTube channel and website.

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want for Christmas is my parents to stop fighting?”

Santa Claus: Probably my most unusual request was for some wood to build a piano. They did not want a piano; they wanted to build a piano. Santa gets heartbreaking requests every year.

Santa never makes promises, even for toys, but parents fighting is a tough one.

Santa tells them that they bring joy to the world, try to be the best person they can be, give hugs and support, and always remember that both parents love them and they must work out their adult situation between one another.

New Times: Do parents ever consult with you to be sure to get their kids the right thing?

Santa Claus: Some parents have asked me what their child told me they wanted for Christmas but none have coached me on a toy. I have been asked to talk to a child about doing better in school.

Santa does not normally lecture children, and I do not ask them if they have been naughty or nice. I ask if they have been helpful to their parents or guardians.

When they say, “yes” (and they always do), I ask them to give me some examples.

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New Times: Is there a toy or request that’s most common? Can you tell from year to year what toy is popular?

Santa Claus: Santa always consults with the Google Elves on the most popular toys for the year. The most requested items in the past have been Barbies and Hatchimals for girls and Legos and action figures for boys. This Santa does not encourage gender-specific gifts, nor does he discourage going outside the bounds of gender-specific toys. If they want it, we’ll

New Times: Sorry, got to ask: Has a child ever peed on you? Do kids pull your beard?

Santa Claus: No children have ever had “accidents” on this Santa that I know of.

Some sick children cough and sneeze in Santa’s face. Santa eats an apple a day and takes Airborne and lots of vitamin C. Santa encourages parents not to bring sick children to the Santa line. Every year Santa gets the beard pullers. Some tugs are inadvertent (such as infants) and some come with that in mind. It seems to be some kind of proof that Santa is real.

New Times: When you get a scared or crying kid, do you have any secret or trick to calm them down?

Santa Claus: Santa tries to have reindeer bells, rubber duckies, and bubbles on hand to help calm the fears.

Santa tries not to use candy canes to stop the crying, but some parents panic and start suggesting candy. Parents spend 11 months of the year trying to teach their children not to take candy from strangers, then bring them to see Santa ... Santa never panics.

New Times: What do you do when you’re not being Santa?

Santa Claus: This Santa tries to keep the attitude of Santa year ’round, but I do have my own little elves at home who like to take adventures with Grandpa Santa.

New Times: Anything I haven’t asked that you think people might want to know?

Santa Claus: This Santa always treats every child (no matter what the age) with dignity and respect and wants each child to leave Santa’s House feeling a little happier than when they came in.

Believing in Santa is optional. Good will and kindness to all is mandatory. Δ Glen Starkey is New Times’ senior staff writer. Contact him at gstarkey@ newtimesslo.com.

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CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS: ART GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS Cambria Center for the Arts will have a Holiday Show filled with lovely arts and crafts made especially for gift giving to self or others (small paintings, jewelry, and other sweet crafts). ThursdaysSundays, 1-4 p.m. and Nov. 29, 5:30-7 p.m. through Jan. 5 Free. 805-927-8190. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET This authentic German Christmas Market boasts two million twinkling lights, photos with Santa, a vendor market, traditional glühwein (hot spiced wine), and other festive beverages and foods. Mondays-Sundays, 5-9 p.m. through Dec. 23 $10 to $25 depending on the night, when purchased online in advance. 805-395-8558. cambriachristmasmarket.com/. Cambria Christmas Market, 2905 Burton Dr, Cambria.

CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Ring in the holidays by shopping local in Cayucos. An evening of fun: free trolley and horse-drawn carriage rides, street carolers, entertainment, refreshments and visits with Santa and Mrs. Claus in their Victorian home. Dec. 14, 5-9 p.m. Free. cayucoschamber.com. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos.

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HOLIDAY MAGIC AT THE ZOO Experience the magic of the holiday season as the zookeepers step in as Santa’s Elves to prepare gifts for the animals. Santa will be there too. Included with general admission to the zoo.

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SANTA AT THE SLO RAILROAD MUSEUM Santa Arrives by train on the Surfliner at the San Luis Obispo Amtrak Depot. Visit with Santa and Mrs. Claus in the 1926 La Cuesta cafe-lounge car. Dec. 7, 2:15-5 p.m. $3 to $5; free after Santa arrives. 805-548-1894. SLORRM. com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo.

SANTA’S HOUSE IN MISSION PLAZA Children who visit Santa receive a complimentary activity book, toy, and candy cane. Pictures are also available for purchase.

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OLDE TOWNE NIPOMO FAMILY CHRISTMAS Guests can enjoy viewing the 20 foot tree lighting (14,000 lights), the snow slide (with 10 tons of snow), and more. State Senator Shannon Groves will be in attendance. Dec. 8, 2-8 p.m. 805-896-8972. Olde Towne Nipomo, Thompson and Tefft, Nipomo.

features Hanukkah games, live music, treats, and more.

Hosted by the JCC Federation. Dec. 22, 5:30 p.m. Free. jccslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

GIVING TUESDAY: DINNER FOR A CAUSE Fin’s Seafood Restaurant will donate 100% of proceeds to 5Cities Homeless Coalition from its Dinner for a Cause during “Giving Tuesday”. Enjoy a special buffet prepared by the crew. Dec. 3, 4:30-8 p.m. $30. 805-574-1638. 5chc. org. Fin’s Restaurant, 25 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

HOLIDAY BARNFEST Head over to the newly restored

HANDMADE HOLIDAY MARKET Features local food

and historic Octagon Barn for the eighth annual gift fair.

This free community event features more than 30 local artisans, live music by Brass Mash, food vendors, and wine tasting. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-4414249. ritasrainbows.org. Octagon Barn Center, 4400 Octagon Way, San Luis Obispo.

trucks serving up specialized Brunch menus, with the beach and local holiday shopping at your toes. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000. avilabeachresort.com.

Avila Beach Golf Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Rd., Avila Beach.

holiday giving, live music by Critical Mass Band, a snowy play area and slide, a craft and activity area for children, visits with Santa, food, drinks, a tree lighting, and more.

Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Free to attend. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach.

HOLIDAY HARMONY This festive event is free to the

VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Explore

HANUKKAH DOWNTOWN: FIRST NIGHT COMMUNITY PARTY This first night celebration party

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE: VINTAGE JEWELRY SHOW All attendees are entered into a raffle for free jewelry.

Dec. 6, 4-7 p.m. 805-458-2743. costumejewel.com.

Garden Party Collection: SLO Showroom, 3419 Miguelito Ct., suite 3, San Luis Obispo.

public and the evening will include snow play, cookie decorating, bounce houses, crafts, and music. Children will have the chance to visit and take a picture with Santa. Dec. 6, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/73/Recreation. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE Stop by to browse Patrice’s

Mrs. Claus, the Elves, and many other characters. Enjoy singing and face-painting, and receive a commemorative tea cup and saucer. Dec. 21, 2-4 p.m. Adults $20; Children $8. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles.

LIGHT UP A LIFE Wilshire Hospice invites the community to the 2019 Light Up A Life remembrance ceremonies. Offered during the holiday season as a place of gentle reflection, support, and respite during this time of year. Dec. 10, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-547-7025. diadelosmuertosSLO.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

VINE STREET VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS SHOWCASE Enjoy the sights and sounds of the

MORRO BAY 66TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BIRD COUNT 2019 The Christmas Bird Count will be held from

holidays on Vine Street. Features Santa, Mrs. Claus, the Elves, The Grinch, Scrooge, and other characters. Dec.

dawn to dusk, rain or shine. Followed with a potluck party at the SLO Botanical Garden. Dec. 14, 6:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Free.

LIGHT UP A LIFE Wilshire Hospice invites you to the 2019 Light Up A Life remembrance ceremony. We offer these during the holiday season as a place of gentle reflection. No matter when we have experienced our loss,

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PH Balance Handmade Vintage Jewelry and Firehouse Toffee, 755 Ridge Rd., Nipomo.

SANTA’S WORKSHOP FINE ART AND CRAFT FAIRE Features handmade artisan crafts ready for

the historical home of John Price, Founder of the City of Pismo Beach. Tour the Price House lavishly decorated as it might have been in the Victorian era. Guests are welcome to wear Victorian costumes. Dec. 8, 3-7 p.m. $25. my805tix.com. Price Anniversary House, 100 Rancho Pismo Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-773-4854.

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CARDS AND COCOA Enjoy a warm winter beverage, entertainment, and snacks while making cards for local senior citizens. A fun family activity that also gives back to our community. Dec. 18, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-9250994. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

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to celebrate the founding of the mission. The public is invited to attend. No reservations are required. Dec. 8, noon La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc.

Andrew Murray Vineyards, Cambria Winery, Cottonwood Canyon Winery, and more than 10 other wineries. Dec. 7-8, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $35-$45. my805tix.com. Foxen Canyon Wine Trail, Foxen Canyon Rd., Santa Maria.

HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE Relax by the fire and enjoy beautiful carols sung by the Lompoc Valley Master Chorale. Get in the holiday spirit while sipping hot, spiced cider or coffee and snacking on homemade Christmas cookies. Dec. 8, 2-4 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Longoria Winery & Tasting Room, 415 E Chestnut Ave, Lompoc.

ELF ESCAPE ROOM The elves have played a trick and hidden the key to Santa’s sleigh. Solve the clues to keep Buddy the elf out of trouble. The team with the fastest time will win some of Buddy’s favorite prizes. Dec. 20, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

LAS POSADAS Join costumed docents as they lead the Las Posadas procession though the mission grounds with songs in Spanish and English. Dec. 14, 2-4 p.m. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc.

FIELD OF LIGHT AT SENSORIO: ROUNDTRIP FROM ORCUTT Created by internationally-acclaimed artist, Bruno Munro. A mixture of art, technology, and nature. Dec. 12, 3:30-10:30 p.m. $60 for Oasis members. 805-937-9750. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

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ROUNDTRIP TO CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Enter a winter wonderland full of twinkling lights, music and merriment throughout the holiday season. $40 for OASIS members, includes admission and roundtrip transportation.

Dec. 4, 3:30-8:30 p.m. $40. 805-937-9750. oasisorcutt. org. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

WINTER MAKERSPACE A chance to create, build, explore, and use your imagination at the Library Maker Events. Join us in the Learning Center. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-925-0994. A time to create, build, explore, and use your imagination at the Library Maker Events.

Join us in the Learning Center for various activities.

Dec. 21, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

YOGA FOR A CAUSE: TOYS FOR TOTS Join Becky Hurst for a special Slow Flow yoga class benefiting Toys for Tots. Bring a new, unwrapped toy or a cash donation.

All cash donations will go towards toys for kids. Dec. 15, 9-10 a.m. Free. 805-266-6391. treetopyoga.net.

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The Cambria Christmas Market opens on Friday, Nov. 29, and will run through Monday, Dec. 23. This annual event features a vendor market, festive beverages and foods, photo opportunities with Santa, and more than a million twinkling lights for guests to marvel at.

Visit cambriachristmasmarket.com to find out more.

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Treetop Yoga, 2771-C Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

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BREAKFAST WITH SANTA Join Santa and his helpers to a pancake breakfast. Breakfast includes pancakes, sausage, juice, and hot cocoa. Space is limited, so pre-registration is required. Dec. 7, 9-11 a.m. explorelompoc.com. Dick DeWees Community & Senior

Center, 1120 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc.

CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE The 1875 Victorian Home will be open for Holiday tours. Visit a piece of living history; a lavishly decorated home all dressed up for the holidays. Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Nov. 30, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and Dec. 14, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Fabing McKay Spanne House, 207 N. L St., Lompoc, 805-735-4626.

SHOP LOMPOC SHOP SMALL An estimated 40 local businesses will be participating with special promotions and sales. Nov. 29 and Nov. 30 explorelompoc.com.

Old Town Lompoc, 100 South H St., Lompoc.

SIP LOMPOC Features the chance to go wine tasting at ten locations around Lompoc, from the “Wine Ghetto” to Midtown to the Sta. Rita Hills Wine Center. Nov. 29, 12-3 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Old Town Lompoc, 100 South H St., Lompoc.

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2019 SOLVANG JULEFEST Check website for full list of Julefest events taking place throughout the holiday season. Nov. 30-Jan. 3 Varies. solvangjulefest.org.

Downtown Solvang, Mission Dr., Solvang.

BUELLTON WINTERFEST 2019 Features 20 tons of snow, vendors, live music, beer, wines, spirits, and more. Dec. 8 buellton.org. Buellton Recreation Center, 301 2nd St., Buellton.

NINTH ANNUAL HOLIDAY MARKETPLACE Kick off the holiday season with a one-of-a-kind shopping featuring talented local artisans and unique gifts that celebrate wildlife, nature, and the outdoors. Sip cider, enjoy holiday treats, and more. Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Free. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org/news/holidaymarketplace-2019. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

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MARKET Start the holiday season with warm and friendly small-town fun of our free holiday event. Enjoy live holiday entertainment plus open houses all over town. Kids can enjoy the Christmas Train ride, a holiday petting zoo, Gingerbread Wonderland, and a visit with Santa.

Dec. 7, 12-7 p.m. Free. 805-688-9049. losolivosca.com. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

SOLVANG CANDLELIGHT WALKING TOURS A costumed tour guide will provide guests with a complimentary, souvenir battery-powered LED candle and will then share Solvang’s history and fun facts while strolling and caroling along village sidewalks. Saturdays, 5 p.m. through Dec. 28 solvangjulefest.org.

Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

SOLVANG CHRISTMAS DRONE SHOW A combination of old fashioned holiday charm and cutting-edge technology.

This family-friendly, custom-designed drone light show is open to all ages. Dec. 21, 6:30 p.m. solvangdrones.com. Downtown Solvang, Mission Dr., Solvang.

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Zest it Up hosts its Cookie Decorating Workshop at Ancient Peaks Winery in Santa Margarita on Sunday, Dec. 1, from 2 to 4 p.m. Instructors will go over prepping frosting and flooding, piping, layering, and decorating cookies. Attendees will be able to enjoy Ancient Peaks wine and savory snacks during the class. Admission is $55. Tickets are available in advance at my805tix.com.

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THANKSGIVING WEEKEND TREE PLANTING Help Mother Nature replenish Cambria’s rare and endangered Monterey pine forest on the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve. Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 805-927-2856. Help Mother Nature replenish Cambria’s endangered Monterey pine forest on the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve. All ages are welcome. Meet at the Huntington Rd. Entrance and follow the signs to the planting. Rain cancels event. Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-noon 805-927-2856. ffrpcambria.org/connect/event/index. php?id=31. Fiscalini Ranch Preserve, Huntington Road entrance to the Preserve, Cambria.

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THANKSGIVING GRAND BUFFET Enjoy savory sides, juicy roasts, desserts, traditional dishes, and other buffet items. Nov. 28, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. $50. 805461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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THANKSGIVING AT LUNA RED Enjoy delicious dishes like cornbread focaccia, Portuguese braised short rib, butternut squash soup, rosemary cinder brined turkey, and chocolate pecan tarte. Nov. 28, 1-8 p.m. $39 for two course dinner. 805-540-5243. lunaredslo.com. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

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THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: NO ADOPTION FEES SMVHS is waiving adoption fees for cats and dogs of all ages. Adopters will be required to meet all usual adoption requirements. Nov. 29-Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-349-3435. Santa Maria Valley Humane Society, 1687 W. Stowell Rd., Santa Maria.

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2019 THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION Come and enjoy the warmth of fall and the gratitude of the season by bringing your family and friends and joining the Hilton family in celebrating Thanksgiving. Nov. 28, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Hilton Garden Inn, 1201 N. H St., Lompoc, 805-735-1880.

22ND ANNUAL LOMPOC VALLEY COMMUNITY KITCHEN THANKSGIVING Everyone in the community is invited to attend and enjoy a full, traditional turkey dinner with all the trimmings.

Donations to support the year-round Feed the Hungry program are always needed and greatly appreciated.

Nov. 28, 12-2 p.m. explorelompoc.com. La Purisima Mission, 2295 Purisima Mission, Lompoc.

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34TH ANNUAL MORRO BAY LIGHTED BOAT PARADE Watch as the fishing, leisure and yachting community take to the water with decorated boats with dazzling lights and holiday cheer. Participating boats will compete for prizes and celebrate the holiday wonder along Embarcadero. Dec. 7, 6-8 p.m. morrobay.org. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805-772-4467.

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58TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE Enjoy the 58th Annual Christmas Light Parade in Downtown Paso Robles. Theme: “Light Up Your Christmas”. Dec. 7, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown Paso Robles Shopping Core, 12th and Park Streets, Paso Robles.

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44TH ANNUAL DOWNTOWN SLO HOLIDAY PARADE The theme of this year’s parade is “Holidays around the World”. Parade begins at the intersection between Palm and Chorro. Dec. 6, 7 p.m. downtownslo. com. Downtown SLO, Chorro Street, San Luis Obispo.

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53RD ANNUAL SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE Celebrate the City of Grover Beach’s 60th Diamond Jubilee Anniversary with the theme Holiday Sparkle. Applications available for parade entries online.

Plan to watch the parade along Grand Avenue from 16th Street to 9th Street. Dec. 7, 10-11 a.m. Donation: one new, unwrapped toy. 805-473-4580. groverbeach.org.

City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach.

SANTA’S DOGGIE PARADE All dogs must be registered and check-in to receive a contest identification number for the costume contest. Nov. 30, 11 a.m.-noon $5. 805-627-1997. avilabeachcc.com.

Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.

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THE 58TH ANNUAL OLD TOWN ORCUTT CHRISTMAS PARADE Features floats, live entertainment, and more. This Orcutt tradition is also seeking sponsors and participants. Dec. 14, noon 805-938-9954. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S. Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

ANNUAL SANTA MARIA CHRISTMAS PARADE OF LIGHTS The parade is celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Enjoy decorated floats, live music, and more. Dec. 7, 5:20 p.m. smparadeoflights.org. Santa Maria Inn, 801 S. Broadway, Santa Maria, 805-928-7777.

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LOMPOC VALLEY CHILDREN’S CHRISTMAS SEASON PARADE “Ringing in the Holidays” is the theme of this year’s parade. The parade starts at the Union Bank parking lot and proceeds south on H Street.

Dec. 6, 6 p.m. explorelompoc.com. Old Town Lompoc, 100 South H St., Lompoc.

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JULEFEST PARADE With 400 participants and 50 entries including dancers, musical groups, vintage vehicles, horses, carriages, and other live animals, with Mr. and Mrs. Claus bringing up the rear of the holiday procession. The parade originates at Solvang Veterans Hall. Dec. 7, 11 a.m. solvangjulefest.org. Downtown Solvang, Mission Dr., Solvang.

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CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING Features a welcome by Pastor Dale, Christmas carols, refreshments, and the arrival of Santa and Mrs. Claus (guests can also visit them in their Victorian home on Dec. 13 and 14, at 5 p.m.).

Dec. 8, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-748-2950. cayucoschamber. com. Cayucos, N. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos.

ANNUAL LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY CELEBRATION Come watch the lighting of Historic

Candlelighting ceremony outside the steps of the Mission in San Luis Obispo each night of Hanukkah. Dec. 22-29, 5 p.m. Free. jccslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

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ORCUTT STROLL AND CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING 2019 After the lighting, enjoy complimentary hot chocolate and cookies on the back patio of the Orcutt Lions Den Hosted by Orcutt Lion Jennifer Sheppard. Dec. 6, 5-8 p.m. Free. santamariavalley.com. Historic Old Town Orcutt, S. Broadway and Union Ave., Orcutt.

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LOS OLIVOS CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING The official lighting of the Los Olivos Christmas tree (at the flagpole). Dec. 7, 6 p.m. losolivosca.com. Downtown Los Olivos, Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 805-688-9049.

SOLVANG’S ANNUAL TREE LIGHTING Spectators can enjoy free festivities including live entertainment by local bands, choirs, caroling, a ballet routine by ballerinas from Fossemalle Dance Studio, and the arrival of Mr. and Mrs. Claus. Dec. 6, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. solvangjulefest.org.

Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

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2019 ANNUAL WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW The Morro Bay Art Association proudly presents its annual Winter Faire and Juried Craft Show, which offers a collective of works spanning a variety of artistic styles from traditional to contemporary. Through Jan. 6, 2020, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

CAMBRIA CENTER FOR THE ARTS: HOME TOUR 2019 Cambria Center for the Arts presents the 2019 Christmas Home Tour. This includes six beautifully decorated homes, wine, and refreshments. An artist will be selling at each location. The event will have a raffle at the end. Dec. 7, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. $45. 805-9278190. cambriacenterforthearts.org. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

FOREVER STOKED WINTER ART SHOW Features artwork from Ken Christensen, Charlie Clingman, Dakota Pitts, Chris Pedersen, Peter Pierce , Paul Dollins, and others.

Also features a performance by local musician Jon Milsap.

Dec. 7, 12-8 p.m. Free. 805-234-5917. foreverstoked.com/.

Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

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ADELAIDA LOCAL MARKET Local purveyors, producers, and craftsmen gather at the Halter Ranch historic barn to create a festive sip and shop experience. Dec. 8, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-226-2081. farmsteaded.com.

Halter Ranch Vineyard, 8910 Adelaida Road, Paso Robles.

CHRISTMAS BOUTIQUE AND CRAFT FAIR Features items for the home, baked goods, crafts, jewelry, gift baskets, and more. Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 15, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Varies by item; tables for crafters are $50 and $100. 805-434-1710. Templeton Hills Adventist School, 730 Templeton Hills Road, Templeton.

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Stage as roofers by a family, whose roof is in desperate need of maintenance. On the way from France is an evilminded cousin, to oust the father of the family from his business, and his cold-blooded nephew, who is jilting the father’s daughter for an heiress. Through Dec. 15 $15-$20. my805tix.com. By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-776-3287.

along with City officials in candlelight caroling and lighting up the downtown and City Park for the holidays. Nov. 29, 5:308:30 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

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friendly, daytime New Year’s Eve celebration. Join the party as the crowds count down to the Danish New Year (3 p.m.), while enjoying a simulcast of the New Year’s Eve events taking place in Copenhagen’s Tivoli Gardens.

Dec. 31, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. solvangjulefest.org. Solvang Park, Mission Dr. and First St., Solvang.

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ANNUAL DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES LIGHTING CEREMONY Join Mrs. Claus, the Elves and the Grinch

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Atascadero City Hall and enjoy complementary tours of Historic City Hall, horse drawn hayrides, fire truck rides, hot chocolate, and visits with Santa. Dec. 6, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Free; special events vary. visitatascadero.com/events/.

Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

org. Old Mission Santa Ines, 1760 Mission Drive, Solvang.

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The 44th annual Downtown SLO Holiday Parade takes place on Friday, Dec. 6, at 7 p.m. The parade begins at the intersection between Palm and Chorro and spectators can expect to enjoy a variety of holiday floats and live entertainment. Admission is free. Visit downtownslo.com to find out more.

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to do some holiday shopping. Features local crafters and a bake sale. Lunch available from the Porch. Book store next door will have Bag of Book Sale for $5 per bag. Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free admission. 508-380-8858. Santa Margarita Community Hall, 22501 I St., Santa Margarita.

HOLIDAY CRAFT BAZAAR Fnd that unique holiday gift at the Holiday Craft Bazaar featuring vendors with entirely handmade items. Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. 805-238-4103. pasoroblesdowntown.org.

Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

HOLIDAY STUDIO SALE Choose from a wide variety of hand crafted fused glass pieces of art, jewelry, feathered brooches, and more. Perfect for your holiday gift giving. Dec. 14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-4642633. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero, glassheadstudio.com.

POP-UP MINI MARKET Enjoy special prices on select wines, Derby merchandise, specialty cheese gift packs by Vivant Fine Cheese, holiday boutique items, and taffy by Mehlenbacher’s Taffy. Through Nov. 30, noon Derby Wine Estates, 525 Riverside Ave, Paso Robles, 805-238-6300.

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FUNDRAISER FOR CUESTA BOOK OF THE YEAR Shop fair trade and discover handmade gifts including holiday decor, home goods, accessories, and apparel for men and women. Dec. 2, 5:30-7:30 p.m. humankindslo.org. HumanKind Fair Trade, 982 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-594-1220.

HOLIDAY TREASURES BOUTIQUE The Monday Club members have gathered and created amazing vintage finds, home decor, jewelry, handcrafted art, and delicious baked goods. Open to everyone. Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-541-0594.

SLO-MADE HOLIDAY FAIRE 2019 Features vendors, holiday treats, kids crafts, tours of the makerspace, and more. Dec. 7, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free.

805-242-1285. slomakerspace.com. SLO MakerSpace, 81 Higuera St., Ste. 160 and 180, San Luis Obispo.

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ADVENT FESTIVAL OF LESSONS AND CAROLS Enjoy this 101-year-old tradition that weaves scripture readings with carols. Soup and salad reception to follow.

Dec. 15, 5 p.m. Free. 805-489-2990. St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, 301 Trinity Way, Arroyo Grande.

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HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE AND ETHNIC FOOD FAIRE Features homade foods from Greece, Russia, Romania, Syria, and Ukraine such as Baklava, Pierogies, Piroshki, Tabouli, Dolma, and cabbage rolls. Take home desserts for holiday gift giving. Dec. 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

No entry fee. 805-264-2128. odox.org. Orthodox Church of the Annunciation, 877 Francine Ln., Santa Maria.

JINGLE AND MINGLE HOLIDAY MARKET Features a variety of local craft and direct marketing vendors, chair massages, a food truck, and more. Dec. 4, 4-8 p.m.

Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.

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WINTER SALON Gallery Los Olivos will exhibit more than 50 gallery artists’ fine art hung salon style. The town of Los Olivos will be hosting its annual “Olde Fashioned Christmas” the same day. Dec. 4, 4 & 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Dec. 4-Jan. 31, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Dec. 7, 12-7 p.m. Free. 805-688-7517. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, gallerylosolivos.com.

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ANNUAL CAYUCOS POLAR BEAR DIP Start the new year off with a refreshing dip into the ocean. Jan. 1, 9:30 a.m. slocal.com. Cayucos Pier, Ocean Front Ave., Cayucos.

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THE ROARING ‘20S: NEW YEARS EVE PARTY Enjoy tastings from more than 25 wineries in the Downtown Wine District, small bites, and a live band. Capture the night with the photo booth onsite and test your luck in the wine raffle.

Dapper ‘20s attire encouraged. Dec. 31, 9 p.m. Paso Robles Downtown Wineries, 612 12th St., Suite 101, Paso Robles, 805-729-2000.

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NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH Enjoy the 60’s Rock and Soul New Year’s Eve Bash featuring Unfinished Business, with special guest Roy Henry, a great new menu, and 50 percent more dance floor space than usual. Dec. 31, 6 p.m. my805tix.com. Embassy Suites, 333 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-549-0800.

NEW YEAR’S EVE DISCO Enjoy live music from Studio 54 and Elijah Blue Molina, drinks, food, a photo booth, and more. For ages 21 and over only. Dec. 31, 8:30 p.m. $35. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 209-417-7748.

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AVILA BEACH POLAR BEAR PLUNGE A celebration of fitness, nature, a New Year, and an after-plunge dessert. Dessert can be a cup of coffee or something to eat at one of the local Avila Beach establishments after the plunge. Jan. 1, 11:30 a.m. visitavilabeach.com. Avila Beach Promenade, 404 Front St., Avila Beach.

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NOON-YEARS EVE PARTY Come count down the New Year with the library without having to stay up late. Make sparkly crafts, hear popping stories, and enjoy delicious refreshments. Festive attire is welcome. Dec. 31, 11 a.m.noon Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

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ANNUAL TREE BURN AND FIRE DEMO Light up the New Year in true Solvang style, at this grand Julefest conclusion. Coordinated by Solvang Parks and Recreation, the Tree Burn will include free, live entertainment and refreshments for purchase. Jan. 3, 5-7 p.m. solvangjulefest.

Curated mix of invited storytellers and open mic for novice storytellers. Spoken word, improv, character sketches and interactive games. Every third Friday of the month. Third Friday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Free.

805-772-9225. facebook.com/topdogcoffeebar/. Top Dog Coffee Bar, 857 Main St., Morro Bay.

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BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS Coming of age is never easy, but it can be very funny. Presented by Wine Country Theatre. Through Dec. 1 $15-$25. my805tix. com. Park Street Ballroom, 1232 Park Street, Paso Robles, 805-238-5042.

ELF: THE MUSICAL Unaware that he is actually human, Buddy the elf’s enormous size and poor toy-making abilities cause him to face the truth. As an adult, Buddy embarks on a journey to New York City to find his birth father. Dec. 7-15 my805tix.com.

Stephen B. Dudley Community Barn, 3025 Monterey Rd., Atascadero, 805-466- 5068.

THE GLAMPEDE PRESENTS: ONESIE UPON A TIME What’s one of the best things about winter?

Wearing a onesie, of course. Featuring performers of The Glampede, who will be showing off their onesie best, and invite you to do so as well. Enjoy this magical onesie burlesque adventure. Dec. 7, 7-10 p.m. $30.

805-369-9391. McPrice Myers Wines, 2323 Tuley Court, Paso Robles.

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BALLET THEATRE SLO: A CHRISTMAS CAROL Scrooge is visited by three spirits as he learns the true spirit of Christmas. Dec. 13-14, 7 p.m. and Dec. 15, 2 p.m. $28-$48. bt-slo.org. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7113.

A CHRISTMAS STORY SLO REP presents this holiday classic about young Ralphie Parker and his quest for a genuine Red Ryder BB Gun. Back by popular demand for the sixth year in a row. Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m., Wednesdays-Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 15, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 21 $20-$39. 805-786-2440. slorep. org/shows/a-christmas-story-2019/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

CIVIC BALLET OF SLO: THE NUTCRACKER It is Christmas Eve and Clara is about to have the night of her dreams. Audiences of all ages can marvel at this production accompanied by a live orchestra. Dec. 1315 pacslo.org. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 805-546-3202.

COMEDY NIGHT AT 7 SISTERS Enjoy live stand-up comedy from local and touring comics with locally brewed beverages. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. $5 suggested donation. 805-868-7133.

7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

JIM BREUER LIVE California Roots Presents Jim Breuer live at the Fremont Theater. Nov. 30, 8-11 p.m. $30. 805-329-5725. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, fremontslo.com.

SLO COMEDY Features new performers every month.

Food and drinks available. Arrive early to ensure a good seat. Second Saturday of every month, 7-9 p.m. Suggested donation $5. 805-768-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

STAND UP COMEDY SHOWCASE The Central Coast Comedy Theater is back. Looking for something to do with that post-turkey day bod? Pack up the fam and cruise on down for a beer. Laughter burns calories. Nov. 30, 7-9 p.m. Free. centralcoastcomedytheater.com.

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THE HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA This annual production opens with a one-act version of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, which is followed by a comedic, operatic retelling of “The Three Little Pigs,” and the company’s traditional vaudeville revue. Through Dec. 31 americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

AN IRISH CHRISTMAS Award-winning cast of Irish dancers led by Riverdance Principal Dancer Caterina Coyne, World Champion Dancer Tyler Schwartz, and Connor Reider. Joined by members of the Kerry Dance Troupe, The Kerry Voice Squad, and the Kerry Traditional Orchestra. Dec. 11, 7-9 p.m. $36-$48. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

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AHC YOUTH DANCE: NUTCRACKER 2019 A production of the classic ballet from the Allan Hancock College Youth Dance. Dec. 21, 7 p.m. and Dec. 22, 2 p.m. hancockcollege.edu. Ethel Pope Auditorium, 901 S. Broadway, Santa Maria, 805-925-2567.

ANNIE Presented by Orcutt Community Theater. Dec. 1-22 KDA Studios, 3546 Skyway Dr., Orcutt, 805-2682993, orcuttcommunitytheater.org.

DINNER WITH FRIENDS Presented by SMCT. Dec. 6-8 Santa Maria Civic Theatre, 1660 N. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

THE LITTLE MERMAID Based on the Hans Christian Andersen story of the Disney film. Presented by PCPA. Music by Alan Menken and lyrics by Howard Ashman and Glenn Slater. Book by Doug Wright. Through Dec. 22 Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 805928-7731, pcpa.org.

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FELIPE ESPARZA LIVE: THE BAD HAMBRE TOUR The resort is a 21-and-up venue. Dec. 20 Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800248-6274, chumashcasino.com/entertainment.

SOLVANG NATIVITY PAGEANT The Solvang Nativity Pageant, also known as the “Christmas Story”, comes to life at the outdoor Solvang Festival Theater. Enjoy special musical artists, a choir, actors in traditional costumes, and live animals on stage in this premier Christmas event. Dec. 7, 5-6:30 & 7-8:30 p.m. $7.50.

646-255-5600. SolvangNativityPageant.com. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang.

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FAMILY FRIENDLY OPEN MIC An open mic for all ages hosted by Professor Matt Saxking Tuttle. Fridays, Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. Free. San Simeon Lodge Restaurant, 9520 Castillo Dr., San Simeon.

JEFFREY HALFORD AND THE HEALERS LIVE

Halford is an Americana singer/songwriter. Nov. 29, 7:3010:30 p.m. $12 to $15. 805-225-1312. thesirenmorrobay. com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay.

THE REAL BLUES JAM SOUTH Ted Waterhouse hosts. All levels welcome. Third Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. 805-704-5116. tedwaterhouse. com. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay. TED WISE: GUITAR AND VOCALS A subtle acoustic backdrop to complement wining, dining, and coastal lifestyle. First and Third Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 559-361-5144. reverbnation.com/ tedwiseguitarandvocals. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

UNCORK THE MIC Producer of Uncork the Mic, Michelle Morrow presents a featured singer/ songwriter each Monday evening. The event is an unconventional open mic session with a unique format. Email uncorkthemic@gmail.com to sign up.

Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. staxwinebar.com/events2/. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

THE BELMORES LIVE Singersongwriter-storytellers. Dec. 20, 6-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

DULCIE TAYLOR LIVE Taylor’s philosophy is “art is communication”, and considers music to be the perfect vehicle for her messages. Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

FIRST SUNDAY JAM SESH First Sunday of every month, 4-6 p.m. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider. com/.

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Santa’s Workshop Fine Art and Craft Faire takes place at the Ramona Garden Park Center on Saturday, Dec. 7, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. The event features handmade crafts ready for holiday giving, live music, a snowy play area and slide for kids, visits with Santa, and more. Admission is free.

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PINT NIGHT MUSIC AT SWEET SPRINGS SALOON Features local bands and beer specials. Thursdays, 6 p.m.-midnight 805-439-0969. sweetspringssaloon.com.

Sweet Springs Saloon, 990 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos.

THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians, regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino. com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St., Paso Robles.

ROBERT VESNAVER LIVE Dec. 14, 6-9 p.m. and Dec. 21, 6-9 p.m. 805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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Tennessee Jimmy and Friends specialize in classic country-folk. Nov. 29, 6-9 p.m. and Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m.

805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

VERN SANDERS LIVE This jazz pianist covers songs from the Great American Songbook. Sundays, 5-8 p.m.

805-238-2834. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, labellasera.com/enoteca-restaurant.

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ALY AND AJ LIVE Aly and AJ will be live in downtown SLO at the Fremont Theater. Dec. 1, 7-11:59 p.m. $27.

805-329-5725. eventbrite.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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Adult: $22. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

BONE THUGS N HARMONY LIVE Bone Thugs N Harmony will be live in downtown SLO. Dec. 22, 8 p.m. $36. 805-546-8600. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

MOON HOOCH LIVE Moon Hooch will be live at SLO Brew Rock. Dec. 6, 7 p.m. $16- $19. 805-543-1843. ticketweb.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo.

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

OHGEESY LIVE Ohgeesy will be live in downtown SLO. Special guest, 1TakeJay, will open the show. Dec. 12, 8-11:59 p.m. $28. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600.

BUILT TO SPILL LIVE Special guest acts Slam Dunk

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

and Sunbathe will open the show. Dec. 20, 7 p.m. $25.

805-546-8600. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY INSTRUMENTAL STUDENT RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. Dec. 5, 10 a.m. Free. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT Enjoy live music from the Cuesta College Chamber Choir. Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m. $5.

805-546-3198. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

CUESTA JAZZ ENSEMBLES Los Angeles based musician Wes Smith directs the Cuesta College Jazz Ensemble through a hard-swinging program of Jazz Big Band music. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $10-$15. 805-546-3198.

Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

THE DEAD SOUTH LIVE The Dead South will be live in downtown SLO. Nov. 29, 8 p.m. $27. 805-546-8600. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

MET LIVE IN HD: PUCCINI’S MADAMA BUTTERFLY The title character of Madama Butterfly—a young Japanese geisha who clings to the belief that her arrangement with a visiting American naval officer is a loving and permanent marriage—is one of the defining roles in opera. Dec. 1, 2-5:30 p.m.

SLO BLUES SOCIETY PRESENTS THE IRENE CATHAWAY RHYTHM AND BLUES BAND Join the San Luis Obispo Blues Society for a holiday celebration featuring the Irene Cathaway Rhythm and Blues Band, who will be playing two sets. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $10 members; $15 public. sloblues.org. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-0639.

SUNDAY SERENADE Features a different acoustic act each week. Sundays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-2428372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

TEAMWORK WITH SAXOPHONIST DAVE BECKER AND MORE Features “Charlie Parker with Strings” with

Foxen will have live music and a food truck on property.

Second Sunday of every month, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free admission. 805-937-4251. foxenvineyard.com. Foxen Winery & Vineyard, 7600 Foxen Canyon Rd., Santa Maria.

Country Honky-Tonk Thursday. Thursdays, 7 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 29, 1-4 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

Saturday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

GOSPEL BRUNCH WITH BROTHA FRANK First Sunday of every month, 2-5 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

HAVANA NIGHTS Enjoy live music acts, including Victor Valencia and others. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., Orcutt.

JOE DADDY AND THE SUMTHINGS LIVE A ‘90s grunge band. Nov. 30, 10 p.m. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777, rooneysirishpub.net.

MIKE CRUZ LIVE Dec. 13, 7-10 p.m. Free admission.

Vino et Amicis, 156 S. Broadway, Orcutt, 805-631-0496, vinoetamicis.com.

NYC DUO LIVE Dec. 27, 7-10 p.m. Free admission.

Vino et Amicis, 156 S. Broadway, Orcutt, 805-631-0496, vinoetamicis.com.

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98 DEGREES LIVE The resort is a 21-and-up venue. Dec. 6 Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800-248-6274, chumashcasino.com/entertainment.

Dave Becker, video game music, collaborations with LAES and Art and Design students, Prokofiev’s ballet, “Romeo and Juliet,” Bernstein’s “Symphonic Dances”, and more.

Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. $12 and $14 general, $9 and $12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/.

Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CHANCE MAKERS LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 29, 6-9 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

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DO NO HARM LIVE A Santa Barbara-based blues, rock,

28, 7 p.m. $25-$125. 805-546-8600. fremontslo.com.

SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo.

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ALL FOR REAL WITH SARAH JACKSON First Saturday of every month, 7:30-11:30 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

FOXEN SECOND SUNDAYS: LIVE MUSIC AND FOOD TRUCK Every second Sunday of every month,

JIM RANKIN LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase.

LITTLE JONNY AND THE GIANTS LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 1, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

ODDLY STRAIGHT LIVE This band performs an eclectic blend of classic rock and Americana. Dec. 28, 1-4 p.m. Free admission. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT SOLVANG BREW Wednesdays Free. Solvang Brewing Company, 1547 Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-2337.

PARADISE KINGS LIVE This group performs a mix of rock, blues, and swing. Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m. Free admission. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

RML LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 30, 6-9 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

TOM BALL AND KENNY SULTAN LIVE Enjoy a blend of guitar and harmonica blues, and rags, and good time music. Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Sundays, 1:15-4 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

Motown, and soul band. Dec. 28, 1-4 p.m. Free admission.

Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

DUSTIN JANSON DUO LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 30, 1-4 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

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Dec. 8, 2-4 p.m. and Dec. 15, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-2036876. cambriachorale.org. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.

of the performance is a sing-along of famous choruses from Handel’s “Messiah” followed by music of brass, choir, and the Forbes Pipe Organ. Dec. 21, 7 p.m.

Adult: $20. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CANDLELIGHT CHRISTMAS CONCERTS Most of the proceeds for these concerts goes entirely to the upkeep and restoration of one of Cambria’s most historic hidden gems. Dec. 1, 4:30 & 7 p.m. and Dec. 2, 7 p.m. my805tix. com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.

SONGS FOR THE SEASON Come join the Friends of the Fiscalini Ranch Preserve at the unique Fog’s End Barn for the annual Songs for the Season. Great food, live seasonal music, wine and drawings/auction all make for a delightful afternoon while supporting the Ranch.

Dec. 14, 2-4:30 p.m. $20. 805-927-2856. ffrpcambria. org. Fog’s End Barn, 2735 Main St., Cambria.

ST BENEDICT’S CHURCH SINGERS: CHRISTMAS CONCERT St Benedict’s Church Singers present their

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annual gift to the community with a concert of carols and poetry readings. Dec. 15, 3-4 p.m. Free. 805-5280654. stbenslososos.org. St. Benedict’s Church, 2220 Snowy Egret Ln., Los Osos.

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CUESTA CONCORD CHORUS: WINTER CONCERT Features Antonio Vivaldi’s Magnificat. The Cuesta Concord Chorus travels to Italy through the music of Vivaldi and Palestrina to celebrate the winter season. Dec. 8, 3 p.m. $10-$20. 805-546-3198.

Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

GETTING IN THE MOOD FOR CHRISTMAS The 2019 Winter performance of the Atascadero High School Choirs. Dec. 11, 6:30 p.m. $5. my805tix. com. Atascadero Bible Church, 6225 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero, 805) 466-2051.

HOLIDAY BRASS Presented by Symphony of the Vines. Dec. 15, 4 p.m. my805tix.com. Community Church of Atascadero, 5850 Rosario Ave., Atascadero, 805-466-9108.

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CAL POLY CHOIRS’ HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE A collaborative celebration of choral music from the Central Coast and beyond. In addition to Cal Poly’s four choirs, the performance will feature local choirs including Cabrillo High School and the Central Coast Youth Chorus, plus an audience sing-along. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $12 and $14 general, $9 and $12 students.

805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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Features six youth choirs. Dec. 14, 3 p.m. and Dec. 15, 3 p.m. my805tix.com. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-7580.

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Free. 805-543-5451. facebook.com/brownbagslo. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CUESTA WIND ENSEMBLE AND CUESTA CHOIRS The Cuesta College Choirs and Wind Ensemble join forces for a musical extravaganza celebrating the winter season. Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m. $10-$15. 805-546-3198.

Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

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AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH AVE: BY THE FIRESIDE Features festive songs performed by AVE, the Central Coast Youth Chorus’ premier treble ensemble. Dec. 20, 7-9 p.m. $5-$10. my805tix.com.

First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-5451.

JAZZ VESPERS SERIES AT FPCSLO The Marshall Otwell Quartet, with special guest Inga Swearingen, will present an evening of classic and reinterpreted holiday music. Generously sponsored by The Patrick Family, all proceeds from this fourth annual fundraiser will benefit Restorative Partners. Dec. 22, 7-8:30 p.m. $20 suggested donation. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

JINGLE ALL THE WAY: SLO WIND ORCHESTRA This December concert offers works rarely heard at holiday time: Bach, Howard Hanson, a new work by David Rackley, and Jingle Them Bells, a holiday mash-up by today’s pre-eminent female band composer, Julie Giroux. Dec. 15, 3-5 p.m. $10-$30. 805-464-9434. slowinds.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

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AG ROTARY CLUB’S 12TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY SING-ALONG Features great regional musical groups along with audience sing-alongs of favorite Christmas and holiday songs. Enjoy free holiday treats and Santa Claus in the lobby after the show. Dec. 15, 4-5:30 p.m. $6 child/student; $12 adult; $35 family of 5. 805-489-9444. agrotary.org/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

BIG BAND CHRISTMAS: ALL THE CLASSICS Musical selection includes hits from Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Andy Williams, Rosemary Clooney, Nat King Cole, and the Andrew Sisters. Dec. 12, 7-9 p.m. $39$49. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

HOLIDAY BRASS Presented by Symphony of the Vines. Dec. 18, 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Monarch Club, 1645 Trilogy Pkway., Nipomo, 805-343-9459.

SAN LUIS OBISPO VOCAL ARTS: A STAR IN THE NIGHT A holiday choral concert for the whole family to kick off the Christmas season and celebrate the holidays with friends and family. Dec. 4, 7-9 p.m., Dec. 7, 8-10 p.m. and Dec. 8, 8-10 p.m. $10-$40. 805-541-6797. vocalarts.org/. The Monarch Club at Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo.

A STAR IN THE NIGHT: SLO VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE A holiday choral concert for the whole family to kick off the Christmas season and celebrate the holidays with friends and family. Dec. 4, 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Monarch Club, 1645 Trilogy Pkway., Nipomo, 805-343-9459.

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CHRISTMAS GALA CONCERT: VINES BRASS QUINTET AND DEL GESU STRING QUARTET Features the Vines Brass Quintet and Del Gesu String Quartet. Reception to follow. Dec. 14, 5-8 p.m. Free. 646255-5600. DelGesuChamberMusicSociety.com. Healing Rooms Apostolic Center, 3010 Skyway Dr., Santa Maria.

CHRISTMAS JAZZ CONCERT WITH CENTRAL CITY SWING Central City Swing, a 17-piece jazz band, will perform a wide assortment of Christmas and holiday jazz and swing music. Dec. 10, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free.

805-720-3840. CentralCitySwing.com. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt.

SOUNDS OF JUBILANT HOLIDAYS: SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC SOCIETY Enjoy an evening of lively Baroque music by Bach, Handel, and Boyce, including Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 and Orchestral Suite No.1, and Handel’s Concerto Grosso Op.6. Dec. 6, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15-$45 family rate; $60 (available only at the door). smphilharmonic.org. First United Methodist Church, 311 Broadway, Santa Maria, 805-925-9573.

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CHRISTMAS IS COMING Enjoy this holiday performance from the Lompoc Valley Master Chorale.

Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 7, 9:30 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 925 North F St., Lompoc.

CSM WINTER RECITALS 2019 Features an adult recital (Dec. 20) and a youth recital (Dec. 21). Proceeds will benefit the Certain Sparks Music Foundation. Dec. 20, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 21, 5-9 p.m. csmusicfoundation.org. Lompoc Wine Factory, 321 N. D St., Lompoc, 805-243-8398.

HONKY TONK CHRISTMAS BENEFIT CONCERT Hosted by RadioKTNK as a benefit for the Lompoc Theatre Project. Admission includes a hot tri-tip lunch from Glaze’s Barbecue Truck. Dec. 8, 12-3 p.m. $45$75. Lompoc Wine Factory, 321 N. D St., Lompoc, 805-243-8398, lompocwinefactory.com.

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS Presented by the Lompoc Pops Orchestra. Attendees will be enjoying the orchestra’s rendition of “Sleigh Ride,” “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” “I’ll Be Home For Christmas,” “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” along with “March of the Toys” and Leroy Anderson’s “A Christmas Festival.”

Dec. 1, 7 p.m. $5-$20; free for kids 12-and-under. lompocpopsorchestra.org. First United Methodist Church, 925 North F St., Lompoc.

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THE BOOGIE KNIGHTS: NEW YEAR Ring in the new year with the sounds of the Boogie Knights, with special guest The Spazmatics. Dec. 31, 9 p.m. $25. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800248-6274, chumashcasino.com/entertainment.

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HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS Premier craftspeople from California and beyond are featured in this invitational exhibition and retail sale devoted to bringing wide public attention to the field of fine craft. Through Dec. 29, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

HARVEST HUES Award-winning photographers Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. bring the colors of harvest on the Central Coast to Studio 4. Through Nov. 30, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

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how photography connects us to other people, places and time periods. MondaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 Free. 805-461-6161. slolibrary.org.

Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

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Glasshead Studio in Atascadero hosts its Holiday Ornament Workshop on Wednesday, Dec. 11, from 5 to 8 p.m. Participants can enjoy making fused glass ornaments during this class. The workshop is open to adults and children and is described as perfect for parents to work side-by-side with their kids. Admission starts at $25 and includes all materials. Call (805) 464-2633 or visit glassheadstudio.com for more info.

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CHORALE A purposefully eclectic program of beloved and familiar carols, forgotten classics, and new fare performed by local singers and musicians. Dec. 14, 7:309 p.m. and Dec. 15, 3-4:30 p.m. $15 adults; $10 seniors and youth; $2 fee for online. syvchorale.org. Solvang Veterans Memorial Hall, 1745 Mission Drive, Solvang, NA.

CLAUDE HOPPER’S ANNUAL HOLLERDAY HOOTENANNY A live holiday-themed performance from musician Claude Hopper. Dec. 21, 5-8 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-9670066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

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ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers to be docents and/or organize art programs.

Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. DAVID KREITZER: FINE ART OPEN STUDIOS Featuring water, landscape, figure, fantasy and floral works. Collectors of Kreitzer’s works include Howard and Roberta Ahmanson, Michael Douglas, Ray Bradbury, Robert Takken, and Jane Hind. Sundays, 12-6 p.m.

Varies. 805-234-2048. kreitzerArt.com. Kreitzer Fine Art and Voice Studios, 1442 12th St., Los Osos.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE: SPANKY ANDERSON, FINE ART ACRYLIC PAINTER Spanky loves to paint, in his own words: “My peripheral vision of the central coast virtually dictates the color palette and brushstrokes onto my canvas.” Through Nov. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare. com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

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ALL THAT GLITTERS Paso Robles Art Association artists create visions of “All That Glitters” in their November gallery show. Through Dec. 4, 12-4 p.m.

Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

ARTISTS’ FAVORITES FOR SALE After dozens of art shows, digital artists Dean Crawford Jr. and Deb Hofstetter have gathered some of their favorite images for their upcoming photography show. These pieces will be priced to sell for the holidays. Dec. 2-Jan. 31, 12-4 p.m. Free to attend; images available for purchase during the holidays. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark. org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

CAROL TIMSON BALL Ball’s art will be on display at the gallery. Jan. 2-31 Park Street Gallery, 1320 Park Street, Paso Robles, 805-286-4430, parkstreetgallery.com.

DREW DAVIS Davis’s art will be on display at the gallery.

Through Nov. 30 Park Street Gallery, 1320 Park Street, Paso Robles, 805-286-4430, parkstreetgallery.com.

New work by 7 artists: Michael Messina, Jane Russell, Kabe Russell, Cynthia Kevorkian, Dennis Jackson, Denise Schryver, and Marie Ramey. ongoing Varies. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CALL FOR ARTISTS In partnership with Studios on the

Park and in conjunction with the 10th annual Jewish Film Festival, sponsored by the Jewish Community Center of SLO. Guest curator Ellen November seeks entries for Keeping the Faith: An Artistic Celebration of Judaism.

Jan. 2-26, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

UNDER $200 ART SHOW Sell your art. You may enter 1 or 2 pieces of original art. Opens Dec. 6. No cost to enter. Mondays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. through Nov. 30 Under $200. (805) 464-0533. the1artery.com.

The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

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2020 CALL FOR ARTISTS Taking submissions for artists all media for 2020 year, please submit by email.

First Monday-Sunday of every month-noon through Dec. 31 805-542-9000. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, sloart.com.

ANIMAL ART EXHIBITION AND BENEFIT An exhibition and sale of animal art, with a portion of the proceeds to benefi t Woods Humane Society. The show will feature paintings and sculptures by several California artists that portray both pets and wild animals. Dec. 7, 12-4 p.m. and Dec. 8, 12-4 p.m. Free.

805-773-8057. Seaside Gallery, 580 Cypress Street, Pismo Beach, theseasidegallery.com.

Musical Holiday Walk Around the Lake AT ATASCADERO LAKE PARK SATURDAY, DEC 7th • 5:30-9 PM

CALL FOR ARTISTS: LINNAEA’S ANNUAL HANG IT ALL SHOW A non juried group show at Linnaea’s Cafe to promote giving original art for the holidays. Everyone can participate. The cafe takes no commission. Bring no more than 2 pieces of art, finished and completely ready to hang on the wall. Email for details. Dec. 1, 7-8:30 p.m. $5-$100. 805-541-5888. linnaeas.com. Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo.

CALL TO ARTISTS Now accepting proposals for solo and group art exhibits in established gallery. Through Dec. 30 805-542-9000. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, sloart.com.

CYNTHIA MEYER: LOCAL COLOR Enjoy landscape, light, and architecture captured on a sunny day in SLO. ongoing, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com.

Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

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JULIA MORGAN HISTORIC BUILDING TOUR Member docents will guide guests through the historic, newly renovated, and preserved Monday Club clubhouse and grounds. Tours may also be arranged by appointment. Mondays, 2-5 p.m. through Oct. 8 Free; donations appreciated. 805-541-0594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

SUE DUNKER: COASTAL COLORS Art expresses emotional content with bright and intense colors.

Through Nov. 28 805-542-9000. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, sloart.com.

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FROM ARTISTS, FOR ARTISTS, BY ARTISTS Featuring fine art oils and pastels from Corynn Wolf, acrylics from Ryan Adams, and works from various mediums by Marc Wolf ongoing Free. 805-7736563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

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ART EXHIBIT: MARGIE BOWKER A display of painting and art tiles. ongoing Santa Maria Country Club, 505 W. Waller Lane, Santa Maria.

ART EXHIBITION: MUSIC SERIES BY LORI MOLE The Santa Maria Public Library will be exhibiting the art of Central Coast artist, Lori Mole. Patrons and art enthusiasts alike are encouraged to stop by the library’s Shepard Hall Gallery, view the art and learn more about the artist. Through Dec. 5 Free. engagedpatrons.org.

Shepard Hall Art Gallery - Santa Maria Public Library, 421 South McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.

FEATURED ARTIST: PATRICIA LIPSCOMB The Santa Maria Public Library will be exhibiting the art of Central Coast artist, Patricia Lipscomb. Patrons and art enthusiasts alike are encouraged to stop by the library’s Shepard Hall Gallery, view the art, and learn more about the artist. Dec. 12-Jan. 30 Free. 805-925-0994. cityofsantamaria.org. Shepard Hall Art Gallery - Santa Maria Public Library, 421 South McClelland St., Santa Maria.

LOCAL ART AND ARTISTS: CONTINUING SERIES An ongoing series of shows, facilitated by advisor Terry Dworaczyk, to spotlight local art and artists. Each show includes an artist reception. ongoing Ameriprise Financial, 2605 S Miller St., suite 104, Santa Maria.

SANTA BARBARA PRINTMAKERS JURIED EXHIBITION ongoing smartscouncil.org. Betteravia Gallery, 511 E. Lakeside Parkway, Santa Maria.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY RAILWAY HISTORICAL MUSEM The Santa Maria Valley Railway Historical Museum features a locomotive, boxcar, caboose, railroad artifacts, and diorama. Second and fourth Saturday of every month. 12-4 p.m. ongoing 805-7144927. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone Streets, Santa Maria.

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CELEBRATING THE NATIONAL LANDS OF CALIFORNIA A showcase of fine art inspired by national parks, monuments, preserves, and recreation areas located within the state of California. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Jan. 20 $5.

805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org/news/celebratingthe-national-lands-of-california-art-exhibit. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

GALLERY LOS OLIVOS: WINTER SALON The gallery’s featured show for the month of December.

Dec. 1-Jan. 1 Free admission. gallerylosolivos.com.

Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 805688-7517.

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Special guest rap artist Murs (right) will open the show. General admission is $22. Visit fremontslo.com to find out more.

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performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Saturday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo. org. Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.

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ART AFTER DARK SLO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805-544-9251. artsobispo. org. SLO County, Countywide, San Luis Obispo.

THE WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB This club meets to discuss books and films, chosen by the group, that relate to their lives as gay men. Second Monday of every month, 7 p.m. 805-720-4528. galacc.org.

GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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GLO ARTIST SHOW The gallery’s featured show for the month of January. Jan. 1-Feb. 1 Free admission. gallerylosolivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 805-688-7517.

original art and handmade crafts created by local artists, food, live music, and more. First Sunday of every month, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. through Dec. 1 Free. 805-7047083. artintheparkshellbeach.com. Dinosaur Caves Park, 2701 Price St, Pismo Beach.

HOME AND AWAY: KRIS BUCK AND KAREN MCLEAN MCGAW Features pastels and watercolors.

BISHOP PEAK CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERER’S GUILD OF AMERICA Welcoming

The artists have been painting together locally and abroad. The paintings offer a broad range of subject matter including landscape, figurative, and florals.

Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 805688-7517. GalleryLosOlivos.com. Gallery Los Olivos, 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos.

PAVLOV GALLERY: FEATURED ARTISTS Showcasing new collections on a weekly basis.

Featured artists include Chris Pavlov, Iris Pavlov, Robert Hildebrand, Doug Picotte, and more. ongoing, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-686-1080. pavlovgallery.com. Pavlov Art Gallery, 1608 Copenhagen Dr., Ste C, Solvang.

SANTA BARBARA PRINTMAKERS: WILD PLACES IN PRINT The Wildling Museum is pleased to announce Santa Barbara Printmakers: Wild Places in Print, a new Barbara Goodall Education Center exhibition featuring nature and wildlife-inspired works. Through Jan. 1, 2020 Free. 805-686-8315. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

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MORRO BAY FRIDAY ARTWALK A self-guided tour that takes place every second Friday of the month.

Guests can enjoy refreshments, trolley rides, and more.

Second Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

POETRY/SPOKEN WORD HOSTED BY MARY ANNE ANDERSON Special Guest interview with host Mary Anne Anderson and features reading, followed by open mic. First Thursday of every month, 7-9 p.m.

Free. 831-277-4028. Unitarian Universalist Church, 786 Arlington, Cambria.

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those who work with all forms of needlework. Bring a sack lunch. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach, 805-773-4832.

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ALMA ROSA PRESENTS WINE TALK WEDNESDAYS An informational series that host

required. For teens and adults. Learn how to create your own hammered silver hoop earrings. Dec. 5, 3 p.m. Free.

805-927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

BOOK SIGNING WITH DEBORAH KALAS A unique

from wonky holiday trees, stepping stones, hearts, rocks, etc. Projects are super simple and perfect for beginners. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $45-$70. 805-2865993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

look at a vanishing American treasure: the herds of wild horses that have roamed our continent for hundreds of years. Nov. 30, 2-4 p.m. 805-688-6010. facebook. com/events/2359672290952480/. The Book Loft, 1680 Mission Dr., Solvang.

COMMUNITY DAY AT THE WILDLING Wildling offers free admission during Community Day. Enjoy drop-in art activities, current exhibits, and more. Third Wednesday of every month Free. 805-688-1082. wildlingmuseum.org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang.

THE SANTA YNEZ VALLEY ARTS ASSOCIATION: SECOND SATURDAY ARTISANS Applications to be a featured artist will be accepted throughout the series.

Second Saturday of every month, 12-5 p.m. Free. 805688-7338. santaynezvalleyarts.org. Santa Ynez Valley Grange Hall, 2374 Alamo Pintado, Los Olivos.

WINE COUNTRY BOOK SIGNING WITH GEORGE ROSE Local photojournalist George Rose has released a new photography book titled “Wine Country, Santa Barbara County” which he will be signing. Dec. 14, 2-3 p.m. 805688-6010. The Book Loft, 1680 Mission Dr., Solvang.

Classes and Workshops AFRICAN DANCE Enjoy instruction to the beat of live

SOUTH COUNTY POETRY An open mic follows each month’s featured poet. Fourth Sunday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-473-2416. South County Poetry, The Red Dirt Coffee House, 1452 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande.

ALOCHOL INK HOLIDAY PLAY TIME Learn several simple techniques using alcohol inks which dry fast.

Nov. 30, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

CAMERA CLUB Learn how the camera works. Share experiences and make new friends. Second Tuesday of every month, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-937-9750. oasisorcutt. org. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

NORTH COAST SLO COU NT Y drumming. Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. $10 drop in. 805459-6317. afrodance.net/. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

BEGINNING SOCIAL BALLROOM DANCE Learn beginning east coast swing, foxtrot and cha cha too.

Tuesdays, 7:15-8 p.m. $100; $185 per couple. 805225-1728. debonairedancers.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

CREATIVITY Held every Wednesday unless other

Gallery features 12 artists each year. Enjoy art, wine, and food at these opening receptions. First Friday of every month, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-937-2278. valleygallery. org. Valley Art Gallery, 125 W. Clark Ave., Orcutt.

events/classes conflict. Informal and open to the public.

Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others working in various mediums. Bring your own lunch.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

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CREATIVITY GROUP Enjoy a creative experience

FIRST FRIDAY ARTIST RECEPTIONS Valley Art

Valley Railroad. Seating is limited and first come first serve basis. Dec. 21, 10:15-11:15 a.m. 805-925-0994 -8562. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

THE SANTA MARIA VALLEY GENEALOGICAL SOCIETY The Santa Maria Valley Genealogical Society holds meetings open to the public. Third Thursday of every month, 2-4 p.m. SMVGS.org. Family History Center, 908 Sierra Madre, Santa Maria.

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speakers that discuss different aspects of the local wine industry. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-688-9090. almarosawinery.com. Alma Rosa Tasting Room, 181 C Industrial Way, Buellton.

guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site, the buildings, and up to the Lighthouse tower. Please arrive 15 minutes early. All proceeds go directly toward the site’s restoration. Wednesdays, 12 & 1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12, 1 & 2 p.m. $17-$22. 805-540-5771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

each Wednesday, unless other events/classes conflict.

Bring your art work, in any medium, and join others.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world.

Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30

MOSAICS FOR BEGINNERS Choose your project

PAINT PARTY No artistic experience necessary.

All materials and supplies provided. Outside food and drinks welcome. Saturdays, 7-9:30 p.m. $40. 805-7729095. foreverstoked.com/paintparty.html. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. RESIN WORKSHOP Choose from a frame, two necklaces, or four coasters. Instructor will bring a huge assortment of shells, colored beach glass, and baubles to create your project. Nov. 30, 10 a.m.-noon and Dec. 7, 10 a.m. $30-$85. 805-286-5993. creativemetime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SUCCULENT WORKSHOP Learn how easy it is to create with succulents. Choose from two sizes of round wreaths or make a Wood Succulent Vertical Garden or create a gorgeous Holiday Tree. Dec. 7, 1-3 p.m. $70$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ZEN DOODLE ADULT COLORING BOOK GROUP Relax and unwind with adult coloring books. No experience necessary. Fridays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free.

805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

ZENTANGLE A way to relax, focus, and expand one’s imagination.Through guided systematic patterns, students learn to trust their creativity, increase awareness, respond confidently to the unexpected, and discover the fun and healing in creative expression.

Presented by Debbie Gedayloo. Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

MBAA Members $20. Non-Members $22. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. NORTH SLO COU NT Y

THE ART OF MEDITATION Learn how to begin and sustain a meditation practice or deepen an existing practice with Elizabeth Aires, author of The Art of Silence. Dec. 5, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $20. 805-238-4413. earthtonesgifts.com/. EarthTone Gifts, Gallery, and Center for Healing, 13319 Park St., Paso Robles.

BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS WITH A-TOWN BALLROOM Dance lessons with Cammie Velci and Brian Reeves. Singles and couples from all levels of experience are welcome. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10-$15. 888395-4965. atownballroom.com. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

COOKIE PAIRING AND DECORATING Join the culinary team at CASS Winery for a fun cookie and wine pairing session followed by cookie decorating instruction. Dec. 7, 2-4 p.m. $45. my805tix.com. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805.239.1730.

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DANCE LESSON AND DANCE PARTY Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and Latin dances. Followed by a potluck dance party. Sundays, 5-7:30 p.m. $10.

888-395-4965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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This in-depth drawing class with Lury Norris offers teens an introduction to drawing. Students learn and practice drawing basics by study of shading and values, and other techniques. Fridays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. through Dec. 13 $180 for six classes. 805-238-9800. studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles.

HOLIDAY ORNAMENT WORKSHOP Enjoy making a whimsical fused glass ornament. Perfect project for parents and kids to work side-by-side. Price includes all materials. Dec. 11, 5-8 p.m. $25 for 1; $40 for 2; $50 for 3. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

PASO ROBLES ART ASSOCIATION PHOTO GUILD Learn, interact, and share with a diverse community of photographers. Meets through yellow back door on Railroad St. Second Tuesday of every month, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 31 No fee. pasoroblesartassociation.org/ guilds/. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.

RESIN PLAY TIME Choose from two necklaces in metal tray bezels, a beach scene or a holiday tree in a 11”x14” frame. Instructor provides variety of trinkets, colored glass, shells, etc. for your use. Projects will be encased in glistening resin. Dec. 5, 6-8 p.m. $40-$75.

805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Paso Robles Recreation Center, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

ZEST IT UP: COOKIE DECORATING WORKSHOP Zest it Up will cover the basics from prepping your royal frosting to flooding, piping, layering, and decorating your cookies. Attendees will sip Ancient Peaks wine while snacking on savory nibbles and decorating their own box of cookies to take home. Dec. 1, 2-4 p.m. $55. my805tix.com. Ancient Peaks Winery, 22720 El Camino Real, Suite B, Santa Margarita, 805-365-7045.

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ages and skill levels. Optional showcases for major Hollywood talent agents & casting directors. 10:30 am -8:45 pm (Sundays only). Varies per class. 310910-1228. actorsedge.com. Mission Cinemas, 1025 Monterey St., SLO.

AERIAL HOOP Dance, spin and develop strength and grace on the lyra, an aerial hoop apparatus. All levels welcome. Mondays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Varies. 805549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILK SKILLS Learn to fly with grace in this mixed level aerial silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Thursdays, 7-8:15 p.m. Varies. 805549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207

Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILK SKILLS: ALL AGES Learn to fly with grace in this mixed level aerial silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Saturdays, 10:1511:45 a.m. Varies. 805-549-6417. levityacademy.com.

Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILKS FUNDAMENTALS AND BASICS Elevate dance, gymnastics, acrobatics, fitness, and fun to new heights on aerial silks. All levels welcome.

Wednesdays, 7-8:15 p.m. Varies; see site for details.

805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AERIAL SILKS SKILLS: 18+ Learn to fly with grace in this mixed level silks class. Geared toward those familiar with climbing, straddle-ups, foot locks, and hip keys on aerial silks. Tuesdays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Varies.

805-549-6417. levityacademy.com. Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

AFRICAN DANCE An all levels dance class where you can learn traditional dances from Guinea and West Africa. Accompanied by live drumming. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $5-$10. afrodance.net. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-547-1496.

BELLYDANCE CLASSES Come learn traditional middle eastern dance to modern fusion styles. The fundamental movements are taught, along with the drum rhythms, veil work, zills, and other props. The classes are taught by Jenna Mitchell. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12 drop-in; $45 monthly. 805-550-8192. worldrhythmandmotion.com.

World Rhythm and Motion Studio, 3422 Miguelito Ct., Studio #3, San Luis Obispo.

CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Come improve your vocal skills so that you have more fun singing cabaret, Broadway, and karaoke.

Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $145 for 8 weeks; $20 to drop-in. 805-400-5335. Cabaret805.com. Learn the art of singing in a Cabaret style and setting. Find your key and style with a skilled accompanist. You may start anytime during the semester. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $185 for 12 week class or $20 per night as a drop-in student. 805-772-2812. cuesta.edu/ communityprograms. Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DATE NIGHT POTTERY Throw on the potters wheel and make a mug, candlestick, or plate. Fridays, 6-8 p.m. through April 24 $125. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY CARD WORKSHOP Join instructor Suzy McBride at the SLO Library to learn how to make your own personalized holiday cards. Supplies will be provided, but space is limited. Registration required. Dec. 6, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-781-5989. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY FLORAL WORKSHOP Hosted by Zest it Up. Dec. 8, 5 p.m. my805tix.com. Monterey St. Market, 1234 Monterey Street, #120, San Luis Obispo, 805-548-8515.

INTRO TO IMPROV COMEDY CLASSES All intro courses taught by CCCT owner, Sabrina Pratt.

Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. $225 for all 6 weeks. 805-2423109. centralcoastcomedytheater.com. Tigerlily Salon Studio, 659 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

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LA MILONGUITA W/ DANIEL ARIAS: TANGO CLASS AND DANCE All levels welcome. Second Saturday of every month, 7-10:30 p.m. through Dec. 14 $10 class; $7 dance.

805-762-4688. facebook.com/Milongas.805/. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS WELCOMES WOMEN SINGERS Visit site or come by in person to see if these music lessons are right for you. Tuesdays, 6:30-9 p.m.

805-441-1405. pacifichorizon.org. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

POLE FITNESS Learn the basics or master new skills on static or spinning pole at this all-levels pole fitness class. Mondays, 7-8:15 p.m. $25-$30 for a drop-in; check site for more details. 805-549-6417. levityacademy.com.

Levity Academy, 207 Suburban Rd., San Luis Obispo.

RESIN NECKLACES Create two stunning necklaces by adding charms, beads, trinkets, glitter and paper to metal tray bezels. Dec. 2, 6-8 p.m. $42. 805-549-1222. creativemetime.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

SALSA Dance lesson is 7 to 8 p.m. Social dance is 8 to 10 p.m. Second and Fourth Sunday of every month, 7-10 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-8372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

SATURDAY ART WORKSHOP FOR KIDS: “BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS” Each student will create their own unique canvas to take home. Saturdays $55. 805-610-1821. keshetlavoux.com. Keshet Lavoux, 165 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NIGHTWRITERS MONTHLY MEETING: PUBLIC WELCOME The organization’s goal is to provide a venue for SLO County writers to connect.

Features a variety of guest speakers. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5 for guests; free with membership. slonightwriters.org. United Church of Christ (Congregational) of San Luis Obispo, 11245 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-544-1373.

SUCCULENT TREE WORKSHOP AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN .Join a Master Gardener to learn which winter chores will make spring gardening a breeze. From pruning, to seeding, to tool maintenance, you’ll find there are many ways to stay busy in the garden this winter. Dec. 5, 2-4 p.m. $65 Garden Members; $75 public. 805-541-1400. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SUCCULENT WREATH Start with a 9” round sphagnum

Rd., Arroyo Grande.

MOSAIC WONKY HOLIDAY TREE Create a whimsical mosaic holiday tree choosing from instructor’s huge collection of baubles, tile, and broken china pieces. At the end of the class, you will have learned all of the ins-and-outs of mosaics and take home a fun holiday décor piece. Supplies included. Dec. 1, 1-3 p.m. $50. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com.

Windmill Farms, 1275 N. Thompson, Arroyo Grande.

PLAY EXPLORE CREATE 2 Includes drawing, pastel, watercolor, tempera, collage, printmaking, sewing, and building. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9-10:30 a.m. & 1:30-3 p.m. $20. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

SEWING CAFE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop. Call for full schedule. ongoing Sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

TEEN’S OPEN STUDIO: TEEN COMIC CREATION GROUP Teens will collaborate on developing characters, comic strips, backdrops, or 3D models.

Thursdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $20. 805-668-2125. lila. community/. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

WOMEN’S EVENING OF RENEWAL On the last Wednesday of every month, come share two hours with other women exploring ideas of motherhood, family, relationships, friendships, and ourselves through the creative process. Guests will use collage, drawing, painting, and poetry. Last Wednesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. $25. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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ADULT COLORING CLUB Enjoy this trend in adult creativity and relaxation at the Santa Maria Public Library’s Learning Center. All materials will be provided.

Dec. 11, 1-2:30 p.m. 805-925-0994. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria.

BALLROOM, LATIN, AND SWING LESSONS

form and add a wide variety of succulents from the instructor’s collection to create a lush 13” wreath. Dec. 10, 6-8 p.m. $65. 805-546-3132. creativemetime.com.

Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

Marie King and Kings of Swing offer dance lessons for all ages and skill levels. Couples and singles welcome.

Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $36 for 4-week session. 805928-7799. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

WEDNESDAY DROP-IN LIFE DRAWING All levels of drawing skill are welcome. Sessions incorporate multiple poses for 3 hours. First Wednesday of every month, 9 a.m.-noon & 6:30-9 p.m. $15 members; $20 non-members at the door. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/ education/adult-education-programs/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

BASIC WATERCOLOR No experience required.

WINTER GARDEN CHORES AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN Join a Master Gardener to learn which winter chores will make spring gardening a breeze. From pruning, to seeding, to tool maintenance, you’ll find there are many ways to stay busy in the garden this winter. Dec. 7, 1-2 p.m. Suggested donation: $5-$10.

805-541-1400. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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AFTER-SCHOOL ART WORKSHOP (AGES 5-6)

Tuesdays, 1-3 p.m. $8. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750.

BEADING WORKSHOP Thursdays, noon oasisorcutt.

Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750.

COUNTRY TWO STEP DANCE LESSONS From the basics to a variety of patterns. Dancers of all skill levels welcome. Thursdays, 6:15-7 p.m. $8. 805-680-5695.

Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

CREATIVE ART TUESDAYS Meet other artists and support and critique others’ works. Tuesdays, 1-4 p.m. $1. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805937-9750.

DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE Simple, meditative,

AFTER-SCHOOL ART WORKSHOPS (AGES 7-12) 2-5 week sessions available. Register online,

EVERYBODY CAN DANCE Ballet workout classes for

of creativity and learning, as we teach you the fundamentals of arranging while helping you add a little “homemade” to your decor through wreath-making.

Dec. 5, 5-7 p.m. my805tix.com. Talley Vineyards, 3031 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande.

DANA CAFE: TAMALE MAKE AND TAKE A hands-on class that will teach you the basic steps to make traditional Mexican style tamales. All ingredients and equipment will be provided. There are only ten spots available. Dec. 14, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $50. 805-929-5679. danaadobe.org. DANA Adobe Cultural Center, 671 S. Oakglen Ave., Nipomo.

DRUM MAKING Drum making with Julie Johnson.

Second Saturday of every month, 12-4 p.m. $250. 805674-4277. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon

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12 DAYS OF SYCAMORE SPECIALS Resort-Wide Specials Offered Daily December 1st through 12th See website for a list of all specials.

CARD MAKING Tuesdays, 9 a.m. oasisorcutt.org. Oasis

and joyous circle dances using music, mantras and movements from a variety of cultures and spiritual traditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. $8 - $10 donation. 805-717-1933. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt, unitysantamaria.net/.

CHRISTMAS WREATH WORKSHOP A fun night

with a Resort-Wide Gift Card

org. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt, 805-937-9750.

Each session will cover different mediums and subjects.

Registration is required prior to attendance. Mondays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $100. 805-668-2125. lila.community.

LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

call, or email to reserve. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $50-$120 per session. 805-668-2125. lila.community/ lilacreativecommunityworkshops/schedules/new-afterschool-workshops. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

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OPEN STUDIO FOR HOMESCHOOLED CHILDREN Includes drawing, painting, sewing, weaving, mixed media, printmaking, and 3-dimensional building in a safe, non-competitive environment. Fridays, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $20 per hour. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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teens and adults. Tuesdays, 6 p.m. everybodycandance. webs.com. Everybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-937-6753.

Kid Stuff

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Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free.

805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

KIDS BALLET This is a beginner’s class for boys and girls to learn how to expressively move in their bodies while focusing on alignment, coordination, and basic ballet technique. Mondays, 3:30-4:15 p.m. $60 per month. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. HAPPENINGS continued page 62

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Forever Stoked in Morro Bay hosts the opening reception for its Winter Art Show on Saturday, Dec. 7, from noon to 8 p.m.

The exhibition features works by Ken Christensen, Charlie Dingman, Dakota Pitts, Chris Pedersen, Peter Pierce, Paul Dollins, and other artists. The reception also features live music by Jon Milshap. Admission is free. Call (805) 234-5917 or visit foreverstoked.com for more info.

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KIDS HIP HOP Focus placed on basic rhythm comprehension and beginner hip hop moves including rocks, bounces, grooves, and moving on the floor.

Wednesdays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. through Jan. 1 $60 per month. 805-215-4565. omniyogastudio.com. Omni Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. PAWS TO READ Children are welcome to come read to Berkeley the dog. Wednesdays, 3 p.m. Free. 805-5281862. Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

TEEN VIRTUAL REALITY For ages 13 to 18. First Tuesday of every month, 3:30-5:30 p.m. 805-772-6394.

Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

TODDLER STORYTIME Hosted by Ms. Kaela.

Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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Give the gift of healthy eating GIFT A TALLEY FARMS BOX STARTING AT $25 Delivery throughout Western US

CALL US! 805-489-5401

YOUTH SELF DEFENSE AND AWARENESS Learn the basics of mixed martial arts. For ages 7 and up.

Mondays, Wednesdays, 5:15-6 p.m. 805-701-7397.

Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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AIKIDO FOR KIDS AGE 4-13 AIKI-MITES (age 4-6) class is 3pm on Tuesdays. AIKI-KIDS (age 7-13) classes are Tuesdays/Thursdays at 4pm. Call to observe or pre-register. Tuesdays, Thursdays $50-$75 monthly.

805-544-8866. aikidosanluisobispo.com. Budo Ryu, 3536 South Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASS: AGES 5-8 Sing, dance, play games, and create stories and characters. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks.

805-709-0761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

DRAMA AND PLAY CLASSES: AGES 2-4 Build language, develop motor skills, and practice cooperation, concentration, and problem solving.

Mondays, 10:15-11 a.m. $120 for 10 weeks. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com/us. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

FAMILY NITE AT 7SISTERS BREWING $5 options include kids’ grilled cheese, kids’ pulled pork sliders, craft root beer floats, and more. Features live Irish music and family activities. Wednesdays, 4-9 p.m. Free. 805-8687133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com.

KIDS PARTY PARADISE For kids ages 4 and up (potty trained) to enjoy games, an obstacle course, dinner, dessert, crafts, GymJam time, a movie, and more. Registration required. Second Saturday of every month, 5:30-10:30 p.m. $34-$44 with family discounts. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com.

Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

KIDS POTTERY CLASSES Classes allow time for self expression through clay sculpture and the pottery wheel. For ages 6 and up. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. through Jan. 25 $35 per class. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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MUSEUM GAME NIGHT Enjoy an evening of board games. Choose from a rotating selection of tabletop games from Whiz Kids. Second Thursday of every month,

6-9 p.m. through Dec. 12 Free admission; donations appreciated.. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

PAWS TO READ AT SLO LIBRARY Milo the golden retriever will be available to read with kids in grades K-6 (ages 5–11). Third Wednesday of every month, 4-5 p.m.

Free. 805-781-5775. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

PYJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805-7090761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

STAR WARS DAY Celebrate all things Star Wars in the Children’s area. Wear a costume if you want to and join your friends to do some fun activities. Preschool and school ages are welcome. Dec. 20, 3-5 p.m. Free. 805781-5775. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

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BILLINGUAL STORYTIME Enjoy storytelling and songs in both English and Spanish. First Tuesday of every month, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

FAMILY GAME NIGHT An activity time inspired by the surrealists, who played many games together that helped open new possibilities in their creative practice.

Second Wednesday of every month, 6-7 p.m. $5. 805668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

PLAY EXPLORE CREATE 1 Enjoy various art activities including drawing, painting, building sculptures, and more. Designed for ages 3 to 4. All materials are included. Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10:30 a.m. $20. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila. community.

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KTS ALL STAR GYMNASTICS: NINJA WARRIOR CLASSES Bring out your inner warrior with kids parkour classes in a safe setting. For ages 5 and up. Wednesdays, Fridays, 5:30 & 6:30 p.m. 805-349-7575. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

NEON NIGHTS AT ROCKIN’ JUMP Fridays, Saturdays, 8-10 p.m. 805-266-7080. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. Δ

Holiday Guide is New Times’ fourth quarterly calendar supplement of 2019.

Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

Down from Canada The Dead South bring their unconventional bluegrass to the Fremont Theater

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hanks to the Thanksgiving holiday, it’s somewhat quiet out there in live music land. The SLO Brew Rock Event Center is dark this week, and Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents have taken the week off as well, but your friends at The Fremont Theater have you covered with three upcoming shows, starting with the unconventional Canadian bluegrass band The Dead South, which plays the Fremont this Friday, Nov. 29 (doors at 8 p.m.; all ages; $33.17 at Boo Boo’s or fremontslo.com).

The band—sometimes joshingly referred to as “Mumford and Sons’ evil twins”—stops in as part of its Served Cold tour, so named from a song on its new album, Sugar & Joy, about taking PHOTO COURTESY OF ALY & AJ

care of each other. The album debuted at No. 1 on Billboard’s Bluegrass Chart and No. 40 on Top Album Sales in the USA! The album also climbed to No. 3 on the U.K. Americana Albums Chart.

They’re also riding high on recently being nominated for International Artist of the Year alongside Mavis Staples and Brandi Carlile, among others, by AmericanaUK. Sugar & Joy, which was released in October, is the band’s third album and by most accounts its best yet. The band gained international attention in 2014 when the video release of its single “In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” was shared on Reddit and went viral, with upwards of 160 million views! With a cello played like a guitar, a banjo, and some great harmony singing, it’s no wonder the band so quickly gained traction.

“To the gentlemen of The Dead South, a self-styled 4-piece string band from Regina, Saskatchewan, it’s about how, not what, you play,” their bio explains.

“The Dead South’s combination of cello, mandolin, guitar, and banjo has all the hallmarks of a group tuned to bygone times, but with their signature sleight of hand, The Dead South find distinctly modern bathos in this old-time rigging.”

On the new album, songs like “Diamond Ring” tell the story of “poor

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING SYNTH Sisters Alyson and Amanda Michalka, known as Aly & AJ, bring their synth-pop sounds to the Fremont Theater on Dec. 1.

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ANDY SCOTT LIVE Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BANJERDAN LIVE Tuesdays, 3 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

BOBBY MALONE LIVE Saturdays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

CAMBRIA COMMUNITY CHORALE: ALLELUIA The Chorale, under the direction of Ed Hughes, celebrates the season with a selection of familiar holiday music, as well as several fun new arrangements to entertain you.

Dec. 8, 2-4 p.m. $20. 805-203-6876. cambriachorale. org. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.

Morro Bay.

JON STEPHENS LIVE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Free. 805927-0175. lascambritas.com. Las Cambritas, 2336 Main St., Cambria.

LIVE MUSIC AT BROKEN EARTH TASTING ROOM Last Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-4346457. Broken Earth Winery, 1650 Ramada Dr., Paso Robles.

LIVE MUSIC AT OLD CAYUCOS TAVERN Fridays, Saturdays Free. 805-995-3209. oldcayucostavern.com.

Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom, 130 N Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

LIVE MUSIC AT STAX Thursdays, Sundays, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-5055. staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

LOUIE ORTEGA LIVE Tuesdays, 8-11 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805-927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

MARCUS DIMAGGIO AT TWIN COYOTES WINERY

of the proceeds for these concerts goes entirely to the upkeep and restoration of one of Cambria’s most historic hidden gems. Dec. 1, 4:30 & 7 p.m. and Dec. 2, 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.

Singer/songwriter Marcus DiMaggio will entertain you with a great mix of acoustic 60’s and 70’s classics, folk, soul, R&B, and originals. Nov. 29, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10 wine tasting; wine,cheese for purchase. 805-927-9800. twincoyotes.com/. Twin Coyotes Winery, 2020 Main St., Cambria.

JEFFREY HALFORD AND THE HEALERS LIVE

MARCUS DIMAGGIO LIVE Fridays, 3-6 p.m. Free.

CANDLELIGHT CHRISTMAS CONCERTS Most

Halford is an Americana singer/songwriter. Nov. 29, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $12 to $15. 805-225-1312. thesirenmorrobay.com. The Siren, 900 Main St.,

Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria, 805927-4200, cambriapineslodge.com.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES CASEY

CANADIAN INVASION Unconventional bluegrass quartet The Dead South plays the Fremont Theater on Nov. 29.

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William, whoever he is, [who] done got robbed by a would-be groom trying to impress his betrothed. Money doesn’t buy love, but it does buy the ring. In The Dead South’s world, characters do what they must, even when twisted logic leads them astray. From the opening galloping strum to the lower register cello and deep backing vocals, the song’s moody mania captures The Dead South’s stock-in-trade, stories of desperation and bad decisions told in fast-paced, brightly laced bursts.”

These darkly delicious narrative songs delivered with spartan instrumentation often in minor keys are the sonic equivalent of Michael Lesy’s 1973 nonfiction book, Wisconsin Death Trip, which featured 19th century photographs and local crime news reports of the era. It will transport you!

Also at the Fremont, see musical sisters Aly & AJ, who were known briefly as 78violet, as they deliver their indie pop

and synth rock on Sunday, Dec. 1, as part of their West Coast Run Sanctuary Tour (doors at 7 p.m.; all ages; $33.17 at Boo Boo’s or fremontslo.com), with Armors opening. Featuring Alyson and Amanda Michalka, the duo frequently explores the theme, “time.”

“Having achieved success in the entertainment industry as early adolescents, when the duo step back and examine their time and career achievements, they do it differently than most adults,” according to press materials. “Their 2018 album Ten Years, which came out after a decadelong hiatus, felt simultaneously like a new beginning and a reintroduction— exploring the reckless fun of their 20s and the relationships of that era with a light and airy synth-pop throwback sound.

Now, Aly & AJ return with an evolution of that sound on their new EP Sanctuary,

RODGERS Morro Bay’s own Casey Rodgers plays his first featured set on our showcase. He was a founding member and the lead guitarist in popular local band Back Bay Betty for seven years. Dec. 2, 6:30-9 p.m.

Free; tips accepted. 805-772-8388. songwritersatplay. com. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: SONG CONTEST The fourth round of our third season of the song contest at Morro Bay Wine Seller. Dec. 3, 6:30-9 p.m. $5.

805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. TED WISE: GUITAR AND VOCALS A subtle acoustic backdrop to complement wining, dining, and coastal lifestyle. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 559-361-5144. reverbnation.com/ tedwiseguitarandvocals. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY Celebrating 10 years of good beer, great music, and an awesome community.

Live music acts include Tennessee Jimmy, Heartworn Highway Picker Circle, Soundhouse Acoustic, Donna and Matt, The Folice, and Baremarket Riot. Nov. 29, 1211:45 p.m. Free. 805-239-1000. pasoroblesbeer.com/ events. The Pour House, 525 Pine St., Paso Robles.

ADAM LEVINE AND JUDY PHILBIN Levine and Philbin perform live jazz. Thursdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805238-2834. labellasera.com. Enoteca Restaurant and

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CUESTA CONCORD CHORUS: WINTER CONCERT Features Antonio Vivaldi’s NOV. 28 – DEC. 5 Magnificat. The Cuesta 2019 Concord Chorus travels to Italy through the music of Vivaldi and Palestrina to celebrate the winter season. Dec. 8, 3 p.m. $10-$20. 805-546-3198. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

DULCIE TAYLOR LIVE Taylor’s philosophy is “art is communication”, and considers music to be the perfect vehicle for her messages. Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m. 805-4615100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

FIRST SUNDAY JAM SESH First Sunday of every month, 4-6 p.m. 805-400-5293. Bristol’s Cider House, 3220 El Camino Real, Atascadero, bristolscider.com/.

LIVE MUSIC AT ASUNCION RIDGE Fridays, Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-237-1425. asuncionridge. com. Asuncion Ridge, 725 12th St., Paso Robles.

PINT NIGHT MUSIC AT SWEET SPRINGS SALOON Features local bands and beer specials.

Thursdays, 6 p.m.-midnight 805-439-0969. sweetspringssaloon.com. Sweet Springs Saloon, 990

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THE REAL BLUES JAM NORTH All Blues musicians,

SLO BLUES SOCIETY SHOW “Keeping the Blues Alive”

regardless of experience, are welcome to join this jam session. Hosted by Ted Waterhouse with Bruce Willard and Dean Giles. Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 donation/musicians exempt. 805-704-5116. danbino. com. D’anbino Vineyards and Cellars, 710 Pine St., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY Presented by Steve Key. Different acts every weekend. Sundays, 1-4 p.m. Free.

805- 226-8881. sculpterra.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

Sat., Dec. 7 @ 7:30 pm

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES DIMEBOX DUO Dime Box Band’s Kristi Callan and her son James

Rhythm & Blues Band

(Dave Davies, The Last) are on tour in support of their new album. Dec. 8, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805226-8881. songwritersatplay.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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TICKETS: My805TIX.com Boo Boo Records Cheap Thrills Tickets: $15 / Members $10 Guild Hall 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo

sloblues.org Join our email list: info@sloblues.org.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES JOHN THOMPSON Bay Area balladeer John Thompson is a singer-songwriter whose music has a classic rock sound, influenced by the likes of David Bowie, Neil Young, and the Beatles. Dec. 1, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES LONELY AVENUE Lonely Avenue is Jon Ranger, Ryan Fergon, Derek Chaney and Ryan Culberson. Features special guests Paul Welch, Ynana Rose, Jen Hajj, and The Dennis and Laura Show. Dec. 8, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805-226-8881. songwritersatplay.com.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

TENNESSEE JIMMY AND FRIENDS LIVE Tennessee Jimmy and Friends specialize in classic country-folk. Nov. 29, 6-9 p.m. and Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m.

805-461-5100. The Nautical Cowboy, 6005 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

VERN SANDERS LIVE This jazz pianist covers songs from the Great American Songbook. Sundays, 5-8 p.m.

805-238-2834. Enoteca Restaurant and Bar, 206 Alexa Ct., Paso Robles, labellasera.com/enoteca-restaurant.

THE GROUCH ON THE HOW THE GROUCH STOLE CHRISTMAS FINAL TOUR The Grouch will be live in downtown SLO, with special guest Murs. Dec. 5, 8-11:59 p.m. $22.

805-329-5725. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, fremontslo.com.

GYPSY JAZZ NIGHT With the Gypsy All Stars: Laurel Mitchel (vocals), Daniel Cimo (violin), James Gallardo, Ben Arthur, and Toan Chau. Every other Thursday, 9:30-11:30 p.m. Barrelhouse Brewing Co. Speakeasy, 1033 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-296-1128, barrelhousebrewing.com.

LIVE MUSIC AND FROG AND PEACH Enjoy live music and craft beer seven nights a week. ongoing Complimentary admission. Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5954764, frogandpeachpub.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOTHER’S TAVERN Fridays, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Free. 805-5418733. motherstavern.com. Mother’s Tavern, 725 Higuera St, San Luis Obispo.

MET LIVE IN HD: PUCCINI’S MADAMA BUTTERFLY The title character of Madama Butterfly—a young Japanese geisha who clings to the belief that her arrangement with a visiting American naval officer is a loving and permanent marriage—is one of the defining roles in opera. Dec. 1, 2-5:30 p.m. Adult: $22. 805-756-4849. pacslo. org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

RANGER POWER

Songwriters at Play presents a solo set from Jon Ranger, lead singer of Lonely Avenue, at the Morro Bay Wine Seller on Monday, Dec. 9, from 6:30 to 9 p.m.

Special guest artists include Paul Welch and Aireene Espiritu. Admission is free, but tips will be accepted.

Visit songwritersatplay.com to find out more.

—Caleb Wiseblood

MOON HOOCH LIVE Moon Hooch will be live at SLO Brew Rock. Dec. 6, 7 p.m. $16- $19.

805-543-1843. ticketweb.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo.

NOCHE CALIENTE Fridays, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-541-096. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

SLO BLUES SOCIETY PRESENTS THE IRENE CATHAWAY RHYTHM AND BLUES BAND Join the

ALY AND AJ LIVE Aly and AJ will be live in downtown

San Luis Obispo Blues Society for a holiday celebration featuring the Irene Cathaway Rhythm and Blues Band, who will be playing two sets. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $10 members; $15 public. sloblues.org. SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-0639.

BROWN BAG CONCERT First Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

STOMP The eight-member troupe uses everything but conventional percussion instruments (matchboxes, wooden poles, brooms, garbage cans, Zippo lighters, hubcaps) to fill the stage with magnificent rhythms.

Nov. 30, 7-9 p.m. Adult: $44-$84. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SAN LUIS OBISPO SLO at the Fremont Theater. Dec. 1, 7-11:59 p.m. $27.

805-329-5725. eventbrite.com/. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CABARET SINGING AND PERFORMANCE CLASS Come improve your vocal skills so that you have more fun singing cabaret, Broadway, and karaoke.

Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $145 for 8 weeks; $20 to drop-in. 805-400-5335. Cabaret805.com. Cuesta College, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY CHOIRS’ HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE A collaborative celebration of choral music from the Central Coast and beyond. In addition to Cal Poly’s four choirs, the performance will feature local choirs including Cabrillo High School and the Central Coast Youth Chorus, plus an audience sing-along. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $12 and $14 general, $9 and $12 students. 805756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SUNDAY SERENADE Features a different acoustic act each week. Sundays, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805242-8372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

TEAMWORK WITH SAXOPHONIST DAVE BECKER AND MORE Features “Charlie Parker with Strings” with Dave Becker, video game music, collaborations with LAES and Art and Design students, Prokofiev’s ballet, “Romeo and Juliet,” Bernstein’s “Symphonic Dances”, and more. Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. $12 and $14 general, $9 and $12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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CAL POLY INSTRUMENTAL STUDENT RECITAL

ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS Sundays, 3-6 p.m. Seaventure

A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. Dec. 5, 10 a.m. Free.

805-756-2406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

BLUES MASTERS JAM Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co, AG, 1462 E. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, 805-474-8525, figmtnbrew.com/.

CHRISTMAS BROWN BAG CONCERT Enjoy live

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE MUSIC Enjoy live music and

music from the In Time Trio. These lissome lasses of lyrics promise a Christmas concert for the Brown Bag ages at noon, in Wilson Hall. Dec. 6, 12-12:45 p.m.

Free. 805-543-5451. facebook.com/brownbagslo. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CUESTA JAZZ ENSEMBLES Los Angeles based musician Wes Smith directs the Cuesta College Jazz Ensemble through a hard-swinging program of Jazz Big Band music. Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. $10-$15. 805-546-3198.

Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

THE DEAD SOUTH LIVE The Dead South will be live

in downtown SLO. Nov. 29, 8 p.m. $27. 805-546-8600. fremontslo.com. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave., Pismo Beach, 805779-1779, seaventure.com.

food on the patio. Fridays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805489-9099. branchstreeetdeli.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

LIDO LIVE Live music at Lido at Dolphin Bay. Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-773-8900. thedolphinbay.com/lido. Lido Restaurant at Dolphin Bay, 2727 Shell Beach Rd., Pismo Beach.

LIVE MUSIC AT PUFFERS Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Free. 805-773-6563. puffersofpismo.com. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach.

LIVE MUSIC AT SCOTTY’S Enjoy live music from local artists, cocktails, and food. Fridays, 6-9 p.m.

Scotty’s Bar and Grill, 750 Price St., Pismo Beach, 805773-1922, scottysbarpismo.com.

A STAR IN THE NIGHT: SLO VOCAL ARTS

ENSEMBLE A holiday choral concert for the whole family to kick off the Christmas season and celebrate the holidays with friends and family. Dec. 4, 7 p.m. my805tix.com. Monarch Club, 1645 Trilogy Pkway., Nipomo, 805-343-9459.

WEDNESDAYS: LIVE MUSIC Enjoy live music in the fireplace room. Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Seaventure Restaurant, 100 Oceanview Ave., Pismo Beach, 805779-1779, seaventure.com.

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ALL FOR REAL WITH SARAH JACKSON First Saturday of every month, 7:30-11:30 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

BLOWN OVER LIVE Nov. 29, 7-10 p.m. Free. Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St. suite 102, Orcutt, 805-287-9663, naughtyoak.com.

DAVID SEGALL BAND LIVE Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St. suite 102, Orcutt, 805-287-9663, naughtyoak.com.

FOXEN SECOND SUNDAYS: LIVE MUSIC AND FOOD TRUCK Every second Sunday of every month, Foxen will have live music and a food truck on property.

Second Sunday of every month, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free admission. 805-937-4251. foxenvineyard.com. Foxen Winery & Vineyard, 7600 Foxen Canyon Rd., Santa Maria.

GOSPEL BRUNCH WITH BROTHA FRANK First Sunday of every month, 2-5 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

HAVANA NIGHTS Enjoy live music acts, including Victor Valencia and others. Fridays, 7-9 p.m.

Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., Orcutt.

JOE DADDY AND THE SUMTHINGS LIVE A ‘90s

grunge band. Nov. 30, 10 p.m. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777, rooneysirishpub.net.

LIVE MUSIC AT COSTA DE ORO Enjoy live music and complimentary appetizers every week. Thursdays, Fridays, 5-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 3-5 p.m. Free. Costa De Oro Winery, 1331 S. Nicholson Ave., Santa Maria, 805-922-1468, cdowinery.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT MOXIE CAFE Enjoy live music from local artists, food, and drinks. Thursdays-Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Free admission. moxiecafe.com/music/. Moxie Cafe, 1317 W. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, 805-361-2900.

LIVE MUSIC AT NAUGHTY OAK Enjoy a different musical act and food vendor every Friday evening.

Fridays, 5:30 p.m. Free admission. Naughty Oak Brewing Co., 165 S Broadway St. suite 102, Orcutt, 805-287-9663, naughtyoak.com.

LIVE MUSIC AT O’SULLIVAN’S Featuring live entertainment from local and touring alternative, indie, rock, punk, reggae, ska, alt-country, and other left-ofcenter musicians several times throughout each month.

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PHOTO COURTESY OF STEVE MCNICHOLAS

PHOTO COURTESY OF PINK MARTINI

BIG BANG Witness the percussive thunder of Stomp, returning to the PAC on Nov. 30.

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a five-song examination of the soul searching that comes after those feelings writ across the Ten Years EP.” After years of discord over contracts with recording labels, they explain that they lost their passion for music, but “music became our friend again,” AJ explained. “Once we were able to take some time and embrace who we were and once we started writing again these last few years, we were able to find the direction we naturally lean.”

If you dig ’80s synth-pop, you’ll dig tracks like “Church,” on which they sing: “I do bad things for the sake of good times I don’t regret/ Call me what you will, I’m in it for the thrill, I’m just selfish/ I need redemption.”

The Fremont also hosts the return of rapper The Grouch on his How The Grouch Stole Christmas Final Tour next Thursday, Dec. 5 (doors at 8 p.m.; all ages; $27.31 at Boo Boo’s or fremontslo. com), with Murs opening.

Loud and loungy!

Cal Poly Arts has a couple great shows heading your way this week, both in the Harold Miossi Hall of the Performing Arts Center. For starters, witness the percussive thunder of Stomp, returning to the PAC on Saturday, Nov. 30 (7 p.m.; all ages; $44 to $84 at calpolyarts. org or by calling (805) 756-4849). This award-winning show has been called “explosive, inventive, provocative, witty, and utterly unique.” The eight-member troupe “uses everything but conventional percussion instruments—matchboxes, wooden poles, brooms, garbage cans, Zippo lighters, hubcaps—to fill the stage with magnificent rhythms,” press materials explain.

PHOTO COURTESY OF AUBREY LOGAN

CLASSY Soak in the swank and sophisticated vibe of Pink Martini with China Forbes at the PAC on Dec. 4.

You can also soak in the swank and sophisticated vibe of Pink Martini with China Forbes on Wednesday, Dec. 4 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $45 to $95 general; $36 to $76 for students, faculty, and staff at calpolyarts.org or by calling (805) 756-4849).

“Pink Martini’s ‘little orchestra’ draws inspiration from the romantic Hollywood musicals of the 1940s and ’50s and crosses genres to make an eclectic, modern sound,” their bio states.

“The group’s arrangements of Latin music, jazz, cabaret, and cinema scores come together in a sound that defies categorization.”

The Siren’s call Morro Bay’s only nightclub, The Siren, pretty much has live music every day— check their online schedule—but this week a couple of shows are truly special, starting with some blues by Jeffrey Halford & The Healers with Dallas Hodge of Canned Heat on Friday, Nov. 29 (doors at 7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $12 presale at Boo Boo’s, Traffic Records, or eventbrite.com or $15 at the door).

Halford has been delivering his brand of American roots music for 25 years, crisscrossing the U.S. with his band. He lists the likes of Taj Mahal, Los Lobos, George Thorogood, Gregg Allman, Etta James, John Hammond, and Texas greats Augie Meyers, Guy Clark, and Robert Earl Keen as influences. He’s currently touring in support of Rainmaker, which is presently at No. 12 on the EuroAmericana Charts and climbing.

Halford and his band will be joined

by Detroit native Dallas Hodge, who started playing guitar at 13 and went on to lead several bands over the years and

even teamed up with his brother Catfish Hodge in 1970 as the Catfish Hodge Band. In 2000, Hodge was recruited to front the legendary band Canned Heat, which he did for a few years.

Also at The Siren, check out singer and trombone player Aubrey Logan (of Postmodern Jukebox) who will perform her show A Sassy Christmas next Thursday, Dec. 5, in The Siren (doors at 6 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 presale at eventbrite.com or $30 at the door).

Instead of songs about “sugar plum fairies and candy canes” that might “send you into a diabetic coma,” Logan will take all those great Christmas songs (plus a couple of originals) and “turn them on their ear,” according to press materials.

“I will never, under any circumstances, sing ‘Santa Baby’ no matter how much money is offered to me to sing it. Ever. ‘But what if ... ?’ No. I won’t do it,” she said.

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HOW THE GROUCH STOLE CHRISTMAS FINAL TOUR

Got jazz?

The SLO County Jazz Federation is bringing the Natalie Cressman—Ian Faquini Duo to Unity Concert Hall next Thursday, Dec. 5, for a special concert of straight ahead and Brazilian jazz (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $25 general and $10 for students at my805tix.com or Boo Boo Records). The duo recently received rave reviews at this year’s Monterey Jazz Festival before embarking on a European tour. The San Diego Reader said, “Her [Cressman’s] trombone is world-class, but her singing voice is another thing entirely, an empathic entity that channels the ages.” Brazilian-born guitarist Faquini has performed with jazz luminaries such as Brad Mehldau, Chris Potter, and Lee Konitz.

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PHOTO COURTESY OF THE NATALIE CRESSMAN—IAN FAQUINI DUO

DOUBLE THREAT Check out singer and trombone player Aubrey Logan (of Postmodern Jukebox) who will perform her show A Sassy Christmas on Dec. 5, in The Siren.

ALL THAT JAZZ The SLO Jazz Fed hosts the Natalie Cressman—Ian Faquini Duo in Unity Concert Hall on Dec. 5.

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ongoing Free. O’Sullivan’s Pub, 633 E. Main St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0658, osullivanspub.net.

NATALY LOLA LIVE Nov. 29, 7-10 p.m. Free. Vino

VIP GAME FRIDAY!

et Amicis, 156 S. Broadway, Orcutt, 805-631-0496, vinoetamicis.com.

HOLD’EM & PLO* MIX BIG ACTION! *Pot Limit Omaha

SOUNDS OF JUBILANT HOLIDAYS Presented by the Santa Maria Philharmonic Society. This year’s program offers music by Handel, Bach, and Boyce. Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. smphilharmonic.org. Santa Maria First United Methodist Church, 311 S Broadway, Santa Maria, 925-9573.

SOUNDS OF JUBILANT HOLIDAYS: SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC SOCIETY Enjoy an evening of lively Baroque music by Bach, Handel, and Boyce, including Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 and Orchestral Suite No.1, and Handel’s Concerto Grosso Op.6. Dec. 6, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15-$45 family rate; $60 (available only at the door). smphilharmonic.org. First United Methodist Church, 311 Broadway, Santa Maria, 805-925-9573.

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CHRISTMAS IS COMING Enjoy this holiday performance from the Lompoc Valley Master Chorale.

Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. and Dec. 7, 9:30 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 925 North F St., Lompoc.

NOW OPEN ON SUNDAYS!

SIP MUSIC CLUB Pairing music and local wine with 4

FREE Buy-in Tournament Sunday at 10am!

4th & Grand Ave, Grover Beach / (805) 474-8500 / SloPoker.com

Let us help you turn those old records and CDs into cash money!

805-489-3639 THUR 11/28

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1329 Chorro Street. San Luis Obispo 7730 Morro Road. Atascadero 211 Oak Hill Road. Paso Robles (in the Highlands shopping center)

www.treeoflifepsc.com

FRI 11/29

Country Music with Charlie McNeal

5–8pm

CHILL OUT FRIDAYS

SAT 11/30

TRIPPED UP 9pm $5 cover

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SUNDAY DANCE PARTIES A weekly dance party that includes free dance lessons. Sundays, 6-8 p.m. Free; $5 on DJ nights. 888-395-4965. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

SALSA Dance lesson is 7 to 8 p.m. Social dance is 8 to

Country Honky-Tonk Thursday. Thursdays, 7 p.m.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

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DANCE LESSONS WITH CAMMIE AND BRIAN Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and latin dances. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10. 888-3954965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

DAVID ALA MODE LIVE Food and drinks available

THE DYLAN ORTEGA BAND As part of KRAZy

359 Grand Ave. Grover Beach

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BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS WITH A-TOWN BALLROOM Dance lessons with Cammie Velci and

Friday and Saturday night, Luna Red will transform into Luna Noche, an alluring late night series full of eclectic music and dancing. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 p.m.-1 a.m. through Dec. 28 lunaredslo.com/luna-noche/. Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo, 805-540-5243.

805-541-0657·booboorecords.com

All services are FREE and confidential:

DJ/DANCE

for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 29, 6-9 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

BOO BOO RECORDS

We are here to support you!

blend of guitar and harmonica blues, and rags, and good time music. Food and drinks available for purchase.

No outside food or drinks allowed. Sundays, 1:15-4 p.m. Free. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

CHANCE MAKERS LIVE Food and drinks available

available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 30, 1-4 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

Great Food Good Times Live Music

TOM BALL AND KENNY SULTAN LIVE Enjoy a

COUNTRY NIGHT Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. 805-5410969. slograd.com. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo.

DUSTIN JANSON DUO LIVE Food and drinks

Pregnant?

and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 8, 4:30 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 7, 1-4 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

978 Monterey St. · SLO

TERESA RUSSELL AND COCOBILLI LIVE Food

DANCE LESSON AND DANCE PARTY Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and Latin dances. Followed by a potluck dance party. Sundays, 5-7:30 p.m. $10.

888-395-4965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

ALICE BRADLEY, SIO TEPPER, AND FRIENDS

RECYCLE!

SYCAMORE STRINGS LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 7, 5-8 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS Presented by the Lompoc Pops Orchestra. Attendees will be enjoying the orchestra’s rendition of “Sleigh Ride,” “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” “I’ll Be Home For Christmas,” “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” along with “March of the Toys” and Leroy Anderson’s “A Christmas Festival.”

Dec. 1, 7 p.m. $5-$20; free for kids 12-and-under. lompocpopsorchestra.org. First United Methodist Church, 925 North F St., Lompoc.

Dec. 6 Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800-248-6274, chumashcasino.com/ entertainment.

Boo Boo’s pays TOP DOLLAR for VINYL and CD collections...

and special menu offerings every Sunday morning.

Sundays, 11 a.m. Free. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

Brian Reeves. Singles and couples from all levels of experience are welcome. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10-$15. 888-395-4965. atownballroom. com. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

98 DEGREES LIVE The resort is a 21-and-up venue.

REMEMBER!

SUNDAY ROUND-UP Enjoy live music on the patio

seasonal releases each calendar year. Price includes 3 VIP access tickets to each SipMusic event, and 1 album and 1 bottle of premium wine every 3 months. ongoing $40. Lompoc Wine Factory, 321 N. D St., Lompoc, 805243-8398, lompocwinefactory.com.

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Play Responsibly: 800 Gambler: Gega #000957 No purchase necessary

967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

FIRST FRIDAY ‘80S NIGHT Featuring the Molly Ringwald Project. First Friday of every month, 8:30-11:30 p.m. $10 after 8 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

JIM RANKIN LIVE Food and drinks available for

LUNA NOCHE: SLO’S NEWEST LATE NIGHT Every

10 p.m. Second Sunday of every month, 7-10 p.m. Bang The Drum Brewery, 950 Orcutt Rd., San Luis Obispo, 805-242-8372, bangthedrumbrewery.com/.

ZUMBA AT THE Y Zumba fuses hypnotic Latin rhythms and easy-to-follow moves to create a dynamic fitness program. Mondays-Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. sloymca.org/Classes. SLO County YMCA, 1020 Southwood Dr., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-8235.

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DJ CAMOTE Thursdays, 5 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-7731010, harryspismobeach.com.

DJ DRUMZ AT MONGO’S Fridays Free. 805-4893639. mongossaloon.com. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

805 NIGHTS For ages 21-and-over only. Come

purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 29, 1-4 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/ entertainment.html.

enjoy dancing to your favorite music videos. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Free. 805-219-0977.

Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe.

LITTLE JONNY AND THE GIANTS LIVE Food and

Saturdays, 9 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Dec. 1, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-967-0066, coldspringtavern.com/entertainment.html.

LIVE MUSIC ON THE PATIO Local acts perform every Saturday. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

RML LIVE Food and drinks available for purchase. No outside food or drinks allowed. Nov. 30, 6-9 p.m. Cold Spring Tavern, 5995 Stagecoach Rd., Santa Barbara, 805-

DJ VEGA: OLD SCHOOL AND PARTY MIX

HULA DANCING Thursdays, 6:30 p.m. 805-598-6772.

Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

LINE DANCING Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. 805-3101827. Oasis Senior Center, 420 Soares Ave., Orcutt.

NIGHTLIFE AT RANCHO BOWL Enjoy DJ’s 6 nights a week in the Rancho Bar and Lounge. For ages 21-andover. Tuesdays-Sundays, 9 p.m. Free. 805-925-2405. ranchobowl.com/nightlife. Rancho Bowl, 128 E Donovan

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Music MUSIC LISTINGS from page 68 Rd., Santa Maria.

RANDY LATIN PARTY MIX Fridays, 9:30 p.m.

Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

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THIRSTY THURSDAYS WITH DJ VEGA Playing today’s and yesterday’s hits. No cover charge. Bring your dancing shoes. Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m.

Free. 805-478-3980. DJ’s Saloon, 724 E Ocean Ave., Lompoc.

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KRAZY COUNTRY HONKY-TONK THURSDAY Thursdays, 6 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

KARAOKE/OPEN MIC NORTH COAST SLO COU NT Y

FAMILY FRIENDLY OPEN MIC An open mic for

SAN LUIS OBISPO

Buffalo Pub And Grill, 717 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT 7SISTERS For musicians, poets, and comedians. Family-friendly. Performers get a free beer. Sundays, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133.

7sistersbrewing.com/calendar. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd., suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

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FRONT ROW KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. 7731010. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, harryspismobeach.com.

JAWZ KARAOKE Thursdays, 9 p.m. Harry’s Night Club And Beach Bar, 690 Cypress St., Pismo Beach, 805-773-1010, harryspismobeach.com.

KARAOKE WITH DJ SAM Sundays Mongo’s Saloon, S A N TA M A R I A VA L L E Y/ L O S A L A M O S

OPEN MIC WITH MATT SAXKING TUTTLE All

KARAOKE WITH DJ RICARDO Thursdays, 9-11:30 p.m. spotoneventservices.com. Blast 825 Brewery, 241 S Broadway St., Ste. 101, Orcutt, 805-934-3777.

Mic, Michelle Morrow presents a featured singer/ songwriter each Monday evening. The event is an unconventional open mic session with a unique format. Email uncorkthemic@gmail.com to sign up.

Tuesdays, Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-772-5055. staxwinebar.com/events2/. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

UNCORK THE MIC: AN UNCONVENTIONAL OPEN MIC SESSION Hosted by Michelle Morrow.

This session features a singer/songwriter/musician each week. To be featured on Uncork the Mic, email uncorkthemic@gmail.com. Mondays-Sundays, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-772-5055. Staxwine.com. Stax Wine Bar & Bistro, 1099 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

FRI

Reggae Friday

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NOW ON VIDEO Local horn band Brass Mash will release its video album Hard Brass on Nov. 29, on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram TV.

359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

KARAOKE WITH DJ RANDY Fridays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219-0977.

UNCORK THE MIC Producer of Uncork the

K ARAOKE WITH YSABEL Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. Anthony’s, 859 Guadalupe St., Guadalupe, 805-219- 0977.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT KARAOKE Guests are welcome to take the stage and sing. Wednesdays, 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. 805-863-8292. Louie B’s, 213 E. Main St., Santa Maria.

S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y

KARAOKE AT SOLVANG BREW Thursdays Free.

Solvang Brewing Company, 1547 Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-2337.

OPEN MIC NIGHT AT SOLVANG BREW Wednesdays Free. Solvang Brewing Company, 1547 Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-2337. Δ

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More music …

The Frog and Peach has two shows loaded and ready to fire this week, starting with Santa Barbara-based rockers the Jack McCain Band on Saturday, Nov. 30 (10 p.m.; 21-and-older). SLO locals Delta Dagger will open. Groove band Guilty Measures plays Sunday, Dec. 1 (10 p.m.; 21-and-older).

Video release!

“From now on, the day after Thanksgiving will be known as Brass Friday,” boasted local horn band Brass Mash, which is releasing its video album Hard Brass on Saturday, Nov. 29, at 10 a.m., on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram TV! Hard Brass is a collection of live and

Thu 11/28

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Delta Dagger

FRI 11/29

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Soundhouse

Guilty Measures

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The Goners

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Johnny Punches Project

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Frog’s Open Jam Noach Tangeras Band

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Blue Tarp Boys

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Jake Neilsen’s Triple Threat

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CRAFT BEER & LIVE MUSIC

Strictly Starkey

KARAOKE NIGHT SUNDAYS AT BUFFALO PUB AND GRILL Sundays, 8 p.m. Free. 805-544-5155.

all ages hosted by Professor Matt Saxking Tuttle.

Fridays, Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. Free. San Simeon Lodge Restaurant, 9520 Castillo Dr., San Simeon. ages and skill levels welcome. Saturdays, 5-8 p.m. through April 16 Free. 916-694-9466. San Simeon Lodge Lounge, 9520 Castillo Dr., San Simeon.

PHOTO COURTESY OF BRASS MASH

SUN 12/1

The Goners

produced music videos featuring nine original mashups. The collection starts with their 2018 mash-up “Toxic From a Rose” and also includes “California Mind Me Up,” which features cameos from familiar faces including Mayor Heidi Harmon, radio personality Suzanne Schonig, and local musician Reese Galido.

Also see “I’d Rather Whiskey,” which was filmed at Castoro Cellars for the Whale Rock Barn Sessions, as well as “Beat it Still,” “Hit My Warpigs,” “House of the Radioactive Sun,” “While My 25 of 6 to 4 Gently Dreams On,” and “Worth 5 on a Preacher.” Band nerds rule! Δ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

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By the Sea Productions presents My Three Angels My Three Angels opened at By the Sea Productions on Friday, Nov. 22, and will run through Dec. 15. Director Janice Peters helms this production of writing duo Samuel and Bella Spewack’s play. The plot follows three convicts who find work as roofers for a family whose roof is in desperate need of maintenance. The family faces a bigger threat in the form of a visiting relative, however, who plans to take over their family business.

Performances will be held every Friday and Saturday at 7 p.m. and every Sunday at 3 p.m. Admission is $20 for adults and $15 for students. Tickets are available at the door or in advance at my805tix.com. By the Sea Productions is located at 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay.

Las Vegas company brings Big Band Christmas to the Clark Center Gary Vecchiarelli Entertainment, a Las Vegasbased theatrical company, presents Big Band Christmas: All the Classics at the Clark Center for the Performing Arts in Arroyo Grande on Thursday, Dec. 12, at 5 p.m. Guests of the show can expect to hear a variety of hits ranging from the 1940s to the 1960s, including the music of Frank Sinatra, Bring Crosby, Andy Williams, Rosemary Clooney, Nat King Cole, and the Andrews Sisters.

Special guest vocalists from Los Angeles, Don Lucas and Laura Ellis, will be joining the company for this production.

Tickets to the show range from $39 to $49. The theater is located at 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. Call (805) 4899444 or visit clarkcenter.org for more info.

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Gallery

BY MALEA MARTIN

Art for a cause

PHOTO BY MALEA MARTIN

The Monday Clubhouse Conservancy raises funds for Fine Arts Awards with inaugural pop-up gallery featuring 21 local artists

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or the last 58 years, The Monday Clubhouse Conservancy has held an annual Fine Arts Awards competition to support young, local artists. But for its upcoming 59th year, the organization decided to try something new to raise funds for the cash-prize awards: a pop-up art show featuring 21 renowned local artists.

“It was by invitation only,” Paula DeLay, the show’s curator and one of the featured painters, told New Times of the artists involved with the pop-up. “What I wanted to do is have a rich, intriguing, very high-quality fine arts show.”

While the show was on display for just one weekend (Nov. 15 to 17) at The Monday Club, the space looked like it could have been a permanent exhibit. Despite how varied each of the artistic styles represented were, the flow from one artist to the next was seamless.

Local artist David Limrite’s striking black-andwhite figurative pieces were immediately eyecatching upon entering the space. To balance his monochromatic and figurative style, DeLay chose to place her own works—colorful landscapes—to the right of Limrite’s. On the left, another figurative artist gave a smooth transition to Limrite’s work, while providing PHOTO COURTESY OF SHELLEY GIBSON

Great American Melodrama holds annual holiday show

The Holiday Extravaganza opens at the Great American Melodrama and Vaudeville on Thursday, Nov. 21, at 7 p.m.

The show will run through Tuesday, Dec. 31, with evening and matinee performances offered throughout the week (check americanmelodrama. com for showtimes).

This annual production opens with a one-act version of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, which is followed by a comedic, operatic retelling of “The Three Little Pigs” and the company’s traditional vaudeville revue. Tickets to the show range from $28 to $33.

Call the Great American Melodrama and Vaudeville at (805) 489-2499 for more details. The theater is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano. Δ —Caleb Wiseblood

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A CYCLE OF GOOD Paula DeLay (left), curator for The Monday Club pop-up and a featured artist, poses with the buyer of DeLay’s donation piece. One-hundred percent of the sale will benefit the annual Fine Arts Awards.

ENHANCED BY THE SPACE Colorful glass plates for sale at The Monday Club pop-up show were shown in their best light in a sunny corner of the historic building.

balance to DeLay’s work with its equally bright color palette.

“A piece of art is beautiful by itself, but when you put it in a group, you have to respect each piece,” DeLay said of her curation process. “It has to be very deliberate, but then the final product should seem so natural.”

Hosted at The Monday Club, a building designed by pioneering female architect Julia Morgan (Morgan also famously designed Hearst Castle), the space itself added to the artistic ambiance of the exhibit. Natural light poured in the windows, illuminating bright glass pieces in one section of the historic building’s exhibit. In another nook attached to the foyer, winning work from the last visual arts competition lined the walls.

Each artist represented at the pop-up gallery had agreed to donate 30 percent of their sales to the Fine Arts Awards fund, money that is then awarded to the winners of the annual competition. Some artists additionally opted to donate 100 percent of sales for certain works.

The competition is open to submissions from any junior or senior high school student in San Luis Obispo County, in both visual arts and music categories. The application deadline is in February, and six overall winners—first and second place in classical music, jazz, and visual arts—receive cash prizes as well as a chance to show their work and perform at an event. Firstplace winners receive $1,500, and second-place winners receive $1,000.

DeLay emphasized that the choice to limit submissions to junior and senior high school students is part an effort to support young artists who might be deciding between following more traditional pathways after they graduate high school and choosing to pursue the arts.

“They’re saying, ‘Do I want to go to college?

What do I want to do with my career?’” she

Calling young artists

The Monday Clubhouse Conservancy is accepting applications for its annual Fine Arts Awards competition, which is open to youth artists of middle school and high school age in SLO County.

The submission deadlines are in January and February 2020. Visit themondayclubslo.org for more information.

said. “We thought it would be very important that at that juncture in their lives we say, ‘Here’s some money to help, whether it’s buying a new instrument, taking some singing lessons, or buying some art supplies.’”

After the weekend pop-up came to a close, DeLay said the sales were overall “quite a financial success.” By donating all or part of their sales to the fund, the featured artists are using their work to give back to the younger generation of the SLO County art community.

For some of the folks involved in the award over the years, it was truly a full-circle experience.

“Last year, one of the judges [for the visual arts category] won the award in 1976,” Marion Leggett, the co-chair of the visual arts category for the competition, told New Times. “He did go on and he’s a painter today. He said [the award] changed his life. … That’s what we want. We’re trying to encourage and support.”

As for the choice in creating a one-weekendonly pop-up gallery, rather than a semipermanent exhibition, DeLay said that she believes pop-ups allow for certain qualities that other art display options don’t provide.

“Pop-ups are so accessible,” she said.

“Typically at a museum you have to pay. I don’t like that. Art should be very accessible.

“And I love the pop-up because it’s very dynamic,” she added. “It keeps it fresh.” Δ Arts Writer Malea Martin is admiring the historic architecture of The Monday Club. Send arts story tips to mmartin@newtimesslo.com.

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BY MALEA MARTIN

‘For a distracted world’ Cambrian’s new book delves into a fresh type of realism painting, and how this trend reflects our contemporary world

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Painters centuries ago, for example, were commissioned to do hyper-realistic portraits of people.

Then, Seed said, the invention of photography marked a key shift where that form of objective realism was no longer as necessary. It was at this point that “painters begin to experiment.” Their approach shifted from a statement (this is what I see) to a question (is this what I see?).

“That introduces that subjectivity, the experience of the painter,” Seed explained.

Paintings that distort traditional realism are at the core of Seed’s book.

With “disrupted realism,” as he calls it, “there’s another question: ‘Can you see what I feel?’ Realism has become personal and perceptual,” Seed said.

One reason that these contemporary realism paintings are distinguished is because of the presence of new images

rom a weekly blogger to a published author, local Cambrian John Seed’s writing has taken him on quite the unexpected journey.

During a long career as an art instructor at Mount San Jacinto College in Southern California, Seed began writing weekly art criticism blogs for the Huffington Post after a friend convinced him to give it a try back in 2010. Seed ended up diligently writing a blog post every week for seven years, ultimately amounting to more than 300 articles. As he reached out to artists across the nation for his blog pieces, Seed started to notice a pattern.

“I began to see that in many different locations there was a new kind of realism emerging that was a hybrid,” Seed told New Times. “People were taking very individual approaches that were emotional, perceptual, or subjective.”

After writing one of his blog posts about this “new kind of realism,” the next thing Seed knew he was being contacted by an art dealer in Philadelphia, who told him, ‘That would make a good show.’”

Seed was invited out to Philadelphia in 2018 to curate a show of contemporary realist painters who were disrupting the traditions of realism in some way.

While at the show, Seed was met with yet another fateful turn for his writing trajectory.

“A publisher’s representative came into the show and said, ‘This would make a great book,’” Seed said.

Today, over a year since the show, the insights that once existed only in Seed’s blog posts now lie upon glossy pages, bound between the hardback covers of a stunning book called Disrupted Realism: Paintings for a Distracted World. Within just two months of its release, the successful book has just gone into reprint.

Seed explained that the evolution of realism can be understood by considering what statements and questions painters have proposed over time.

“Realist paintings made a statement: ‘This is what I see,’” Seed said of early realism painters.

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in our lives and the rapidness at which these images are created, Seed explained.

Technology like smartphones and computers allow for a whole new type of subject material that traditional realism would never have dared to touch upon.

“I think that more of those kinds of images are coming through our minds and our bodies every day, and that they’re reflected in the reality that painters brings to a canvas,” Seed said.

One painting in particular that Seed features in his book captures the essence of this phenomenon. Titled Lost Generation, the piece by Meredith Marsone depicts a realistic painting of a young women lying on her side. Her face looks real enough to be a photograph, while all around her is an abstract background that comes into sharp contrast with the subject of the work. But perhaps most eye catching is the smartphone that the painting’s subject is holding inches from her face. Images like these are one facet of this “disrupted realism” that Seed’s book exhibits and unravels.

With 38 artists represented in the

On shelves

John Seed’s Disrupted Realism: Paintings for a Distracted World can be purchased at the Vault Gallery in Cambria, Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay, and Barnes and Noble in San Luis Obispo.

book, Marsone’s work is just one take on this new category of art that the book works to define. As a self-described “art geek,” Seed said he is thrilled to see how his book has lifted up a diverse array of artists at different stages in their careers.

“There are going to be names that people who follow painting recognize, artists that have shown substantially, that have reputations,” Seed said. “And there are artists that are just beginning their careers. The cool part is that the book is very egalitarian. Everybody has the same number of pages.”

Seed additionally hopes that his book will encourage readers to be as excited about this fresh style of art as he is.

“I hope that my interest and my passion for these painters and what they’re doing will rub off on anyone who picks up the book,” he said. Δ Arts Writer Malea Martin is reading John Seed’s new book. Send arts story tips to mmartin@newtimesslo.com.

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Split Screen

Still magic!

Editor’s note: This week, 8-year-old Cayucos resident Rohn Newman is sitting in with Glen.

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o-directors Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee (Frozen, 2013) return to helm this animated sequel about Anna (Kristen Bell), Elsa (Idena Menzel), Kristoff (Jonathan Groff), Olaf (Josh Gad), and Sven the reindeer as they leave Arendelle and travel to an enchanted forest, where they hope to discover the origins of Elsa’s power. (103 min.)

Glen Wow, I thought that was great! It’s a story about how sometimes change is good even though it’s scary. It’s also about friendship but how sometimes you have to do things on your own to protect your friends from danger. What did you think it was about?

Rohn Seems like it was kind of adventure based. It’s also about love.

Glen You didn’t think, “Ugh, love. That’s gross?”

Rohn No, not too much. I like that there were the four elements [that protected the forest], but also that there was a fifth.

Earth, fire, air, and water—all natural elements because you need all those to make things. I felt like it was kind of strange that earth was bad. It was also kind of strange that fire was represented as a lizard. They did a cartoon lizard but it was definitely supposed to be a salamander.

Glen That little salamander was super cute.

FROZEN II

What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth, Rohn? Full price What’s it worth, Glen? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In Do you think they’ll make toys out of it?

Rohn Yeah, they’ll make Lovies, like stuffed animals. I think they did a real good job on the animation.

Glen The part that really blew me away was when Elsa was trying to get across the ocean and there were all those huge waves and the underwater scenes where she was getting swept under, and then that magical watery horse appeared. At first she thought it was against her, but then she realized it was trying to help her, and she started riding it. That was amazing.

Rohn I totally agree. It felt like being in somebody’s imagination, not a real world, just because of how it looked. I liked Elsa’s hair when she just let it flow. Another part that I liked was when they were going into the north and they passed by her ice castle. That was really cool.

Glen Did you think the story was too complicated? When it begins, we’re in the past and young Elsa and Anna’s dad is telling them about how he became king and spoke about the enchanted forest to the north, and then it jumped to the present. Then when they go on their adventure, it jumps back and forth into the past and back to the present.

FRIENDSHIP ALWAYS WINS (Left to right) Elsa (Idena Menzel), Anna (Kristen Bell), Kristoff (Jonathan Groff), and Sven work together to help a mist-enshrouded forest regain its life.

At the

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WATERHORSE ... AMAZING! Eye-popping animation made the film a visual delight.

Rohn No, it wasn’t too complicated. They do that in the first one, too. It might have been confusing if you hadn’t watched the first one. I think if someone hadn’t seen the first one, they’d still like it but they wouldn’t like it as much.

Glen Let’s talk about the music. Was it as good as the first one?

Rohn I liked the songs from the first one and this one, especially the song about how you just have to do the next right thing.

Glen That’s a pretty good message, right?

If you don’t know what to do or how to proceed, you just need to take it one step at a time and make each step the best one in that moment, so even if you don’t know how it’s going to end up, making one small right decision at a time is enough.

Rohn All the songs were just catchy. I would watch this again with my family.

Glen How jealous will your little sister, Acacia, be that you got to see it before her?

Rohn Oh, she was jealous, but dad said, “You should support Rohn instead of being jealous.”

Glen What’s your favorite character? I like Anna and Olaf.

Rohn My favorite characters are Elsa and Olaf. Olaf is super funny. Elsa can control ice, so ... . Did I already say it was amazing, because it was. It was just amazing. Maybe people in high school might get bored because it’s not intense enough. There were some intense moments but it wasn’t scary.

Glen It’s probably good it wasn’t too scary, that way your little sister can watch it, but the scenes where Elsa is fighting through the waves and when the

Movies

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All theater listings are as of Friday, Nov. 29

A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Marielle Heller (The Diary of a Teenage Girl, Can You Ever Forgive Me?) directs this biopic drama that’s based on the real-life friendship between beloved children’s television host Fred Rogers (Tom Hanks) and journalist Tom Junod, renamed Lloyd Vogel (Matthew Rhys) in the film.

Fred Rogers may not think of himself as a hero, but the majority of the millions of children who grew up watching him still hold him to hero status today. He was the adult who understood the difficulties of

Pick LOOK FOR THE HELPERS Beloved children’s television host Mr. Rogers (Tom Hanks, left) teaches cynical journalist Lloyd Vogel (Matthew Rhys) the meaning of compassion and forgiveness, in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.

ICE QUEEN Elsa (voiced by Idena Menzel) uses her powers to control ice as she searches for the origins of those powers.

rock giants were throwing stones were both intense. Are you going to ask your parents to get a copy when it comes out so you can watch it at home?

Rohn Definitely! Δ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and 8-year-old Rohn Newman. Comment at gstarkey@ newtimesslo.com.

REVIEW SCORING FULL PRICE .... It’s worth the price of an evening showing MATINEE ........ Save a few bucks, catch an afternoon showing RENT IT .......... It’s worth a rental STREAM IT ..... Wait ’til Netflix has it NOTHING ........ Don’t waste your time being a child, who comforted you when you were sad—even wrote a song for you to sing about those feelings—and took you on all sorts of adventures when you visited his neighborhood.

Lloyd is a man in need of a little Mr. Rogers magic. He has a bitter relationship with his father who he refuses to see, a new baby he can’t quite figure out how to connect with, and a job he both jumps into and hides behind. His reputation precedes him; no one wants to be interviewed by the guy who turns around and writes scathing portrayals of his subjects. Yet, when tasked with writing a short piece on heroes, Lloyd is assigned Fred Rogers, who happily agrees to meet with him.

Lloyd is inherently distrustful of Fred’s goodness; no one can be truly that Saintlike, right? While Rogers states clearly that he certainly is no saint, he reveals

over their time together the methodical and thoughtful approach he takes to the world, especially in regards to children.

The filmmakers bring us back to the magic of the studio where Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood was filmed, complete with the Land of Make Believe, Daniel Tiger, and the neighborhood trolley. For anyone who loved the show as a child, it’s a magical moment to relive.

The storyline here is really Lloyd’s—his journey to forgiveness with his father and closeness with his new son. Mr. Rogers is the guiding light that gets him there, ever kind and compassionate, open and eager to share his life, his love, and his prayers with his new friends, the Vogels.

This film has magic sprinkled all over it, and Tom Hanks captures the calm realness of Fred Rogers to a tee. He isn’t a perfect man and he isn’t trying to be, but he is a

kind one and he works every day with the goal of kindness in mind. This is a perfect movie to start the holiday season on; it’s just a feel-good film all around! (108 min.)

—Anna Starkey

CHARLIE’S ANGELS What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park Writer-director Elizabeth Banks (Pitch Perfect 2) takes on the classic TV series (1976-1981) about a trio of crime-fighting women—Sabina Wilson (Kristen Stewart), Elena Houghlin (Naomi Scott), and Jane Kano (Ella Balinska)—who this time around must save humankind from a dangerous new technology.

Banks is up to the task and delivers MOVIES continued page 74

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At the Movies

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UNLIKELY OUTLAWS After killing a police officer in self-defense, a couple on their first date become symbols of minority oppression, in Queen & Slim, starring Jodie Turner-Smith (left) and Daniel Kaluuya.

This film clearly shows how racing is a sport—these drivers need to be fit, have endurance, and be incredibly focused. They’re operating a machine that can break, overheat, or fall apart, so the drivers have to know when to push it, when to lay back, when to gamble and risk it all. As an examination of the sport, this depicts that balancing act. I don’t think watching it made me into a race fan, but Ford v Ferrari reminded me of why I’m a movie fan. (152 min.)

—Glen

BADASSES A trio of crime-fighting women—(left to right) Sabina Wilson (Kristen Stewart), Jane Kano (Ella Balinska), and Elena Houghlin (Naomi Scott)—must save humanity from a dangerous new technology, in Charlie’s Angels.

MOVIES from page 73 an earnest and upbeat new installation with three winning leads who are giving it their all. The film clearly has respect for its source material but stops short of retrograde homage, instead injecting some freshness into the characters, who are a lot of fun, especially Stewart’s Sabina. It also adds some feminist elements that help it transcend its “jiggle TV” origins, and as a simple action film, it does the job. (118 min.)

—Glen Starkey

FANTASTIC FUNGI What’s it rated? Not rated What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? The Palm In this time-lapse filled nature documentary, director Louie Schwartzberg (Mysteries of the Unseen World, Wings of Life) dives into the world of mushrooms and all the potential held by our favorite fungal friends to regenerate, treat disease, and sustain life.

And because we humans only really care about ourselves, the film also delves into all the ways in which mushrooms are being used to improve human health. That includes research into the use of psilocybin mushrooms, aka magic mushrooms, aka shrooms, aka yes, finally! This is why we all came to this movie.

Psilocybin are proving to be effective in reducing end-of-life anxieties in terminally ill patients, according to the film, in regenerating damaged brain cells, and are thought to help fight symptoms caused

by Alzheimer’s. Some theorists even think magic mushrooms could have partially

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caused the rapid evolution of the human brain in prehistoric times. That’s right. We were all just stoned apes once. (81 min.)

—Kasey Bubnash

FORD V FERRARI What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Bay, Downtown Centre, Fair Oaks, Galaxy, Park James Mangold (Logan, 3:10 to Yuma, Walk the Line) directs this biopic about car designer Carroll Shelby (Matt Damon) and race car driver Ken Miles (Christian Bale), who in 1966 team-up to try to beat a car designed by Enzo Ferrari (Remo Girone) in the famed 24 Hours of Le Mans race. Tracy Letts stars as Henry Ford II and Jon Bernthal stars as Lee Iacocca.

What an amazing story! Even if you’re not a motorhead, you’ll find this tale of determination wholly engaging, largely due to the larger-than-life characters and their complicated relationships. Shelby and Miles definitely have a love/hate relationship, perhaps because they were competitors. In fact, the film opens with a reminder that Shelby—up to that point— was the only American to ever win at Le Mans in 1959. That’s why after a failed attempt by Ford to buy the cash-strapped Ferrari company, Henry II orders Lee Iacocca to encourage Shelby to take on the challenge of designing a car for the famed 24-hour race—money is no object!

Iacocca likes Shelby, but he’s caught between loyalty to his boss, the bombastic and insecure Henry II, and wanting to give Shelby the freedom he needs to win. Ford, Iacocca, and another Ford executive, Leo

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Beebe (the film’s real villain played perfectly

by Josh Lucas) are empty suits that know nothing about winning, and none of them are fans of Miles, who’s something of a loose canon, but Shelby knows they’ll need a driver like Miles to win. The interpersonal dynamics make for great drama. The film’s heart and soul are Miles’ relationships with his wife, Mollie (Caitriona Balfe), and his young son, Peter (Noah Jupe).

The casting is spot on, and the performances are all amazing. Maybe you saw the scene from the trailer with Henry II and Shelby test driving the Le Mans car? Letts is simply fantastic as Ford, a man desperate to get out of his famous father’s shadows. All this and the inherently dramatic story of trying to beat the unbeatable cars designed by Ferrari!

It’s quite a ride!

American pride is certainly part of what’s driving Shelby and Ford—they’re both tired of Ferrari dominating racing.

Miles is a British transplant to the U.S., so he’s in it for personal glory and the thrill of the race. I don’t know enough about the history to know where it was embellished for dramatic purpose, and I’m not sure I want to know. This is such pure filmmaking—just good old-fashioned Hollywood studio system storytelling, where it’s plot- and character-driven—the truth be damned.

The race sequences are exciting as hell.

You really get a feel for what a grueling feat it is to race for 24 hours, even as part of a team. As much as it’s a story of Shelby, I think it’s mostly Miles’ story. He’s the one we get to see interacting with his family, and he’s the one taking all the risk, putting his life on the line to win.

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FROZEN II What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In See Split Screen.

THE GOOD LIAR What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park Bill Condon (Kinsey, Dreamgirls, Beauty and the Beast) directs this drama about conman Roy Courtnay (Ian McKellen), who meets rich widow Betty McLeish (Helen Mirren) online. What should be a straightforward swindle becomes complicated as Roy begins to have real feelings for Betty.

The film is more a near-miss than a hit, but with McKellen and Mirren in the game, it’s hard not to enjoy this story even when it devolves into deeper implausibility. With elements of David Mamet and Agatha Christie, there’s plenty of sly caper action, though the ending might not quite satisfy.

(109 min.)

—Glen

THE IRISHMAN

What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? The Palm Martin Scorsese directs this story about Frank Sheeran (Robert De Niro), who may have been responsible for the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino). It’s another worthy offering from the master of epic gangster drama as he revisits familiar themes in a film that’s poignant, funny, and profound. At more than three-hours, the film takes its time, settling into the rhythms of conversation, yet it never drags and not a minute is wasted. Even though this will be showing up on Netflix beginning Nov. 27, it’s worth seeing on the big screen. The performances will blow you away! (209 min.)

—Glen

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JOJO RABBIT

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? The Palm Writer-director Tailka Waititi (Hunt for the Wilderpeople, What We Do in the Shadows) helms this adaptation of Christine Leunens’ satirical novel about a

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formulaic, star-crossed lovers romance.

It’s Bonnie and Clyde (1967)—but in this film, Bonnie appears as Lula (Laura Dern), When? 1990 a young woman desperate to get out What’s it rated? R from under the roof of her overbearing Where’s it available? Amazon, mother, and Clyde as Sailor (Nick Cage), a recently released convict.

Tubi Despite her mother’s orders, Lula “Today’s Yellow Brick Road Leads immediately runs off to California with Straight to Hell.” That’s the headline of a Sailor once his time in prison is up, a sexCaryn James review of Wild at Heart that capade that leads them down winding appeared in a 1990 edition of The New highways and to seedy motels in New York Times, and she’s not wrong.

Orleans and Big Tuna, Texas. But Lula The bleak reality of a onceisn’t initially aware of the real reasons romanticized form of travel is a clear behind her mother’s disdain for Sailor. thread throughout David Lynch’s twisted The couple’s trip is quickly spoiled by ode to The Wizard of Oz (1939) and other private investigators that Lula’s mother road movies of a bygone era, where the hired to track and kill Sailor. yellow brick road is rundown and lonely, The more her mother tries to stop it, Emerald City is a tiny town in Texas, the more Lula and Sailor double down the flying monkeys are hired killers, and on their love for each other, their fiery Dorothy is a 20-something rebel on the passion fed to some degree by the forces run with a bad-boy parolee. trying to keep them apart.

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A LOVE OF THE WILD Laura Dern and Nick Cage star in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart.

young boy (Roman Griffin Davis) in Hitler’s (Waititi) army who discovers his mother (Scarlett Johansson) is hiding a Jewish girl (Thomasin McKenzie) in their home.

I was really looking forward to this one and, sure enough, it’s hilarious and heartbreaking. Waititi seems to have copied a page out of Wes Anderson’s (The Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom) director’s handbook, creating a colorful, comical, absurdist world and a look at one young fanatic’s coming-of-age story. (108 min.)

—Glen

JOKER What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre Co-writer Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover, War Dogs) directs this character study and origin story of Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix), who after being rejected by society becomes Joker, Batman’s future arch nemesis.

Like a mirror on contemporary society, Joker reflects our problems back to us—the widening gap between the haves and have-nots, paternalistic politician“saviors” who believe they know best for the “misguided” underclass, and the dismantling of the social safety net by a government that abandons its marginalized. It’s a dark and depressing film, and it reminds me of the old saying, “Society gets the criminal it deserves.”

(121 min.)

—Glen

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BLAST FROM THE are Lynchian characters, settings, and dialogue, and for some reason a lot of references to The Wizard of Oz, giving Wild at Heart an unsettlingly surreal yet comedic effect that only David Lynch can really create.

As in all things Lynch, the characters in Wild at Heart are each eccentrics in their own right. An overdone Southern accent paired with an affinity for Elvis Presley, all wrapped up in a snakeskin jacket that symbolizes his “individuality and belief in personal freedom,” work together to bring us Sailor. Lula has her own zany qualities, too—not the least of which is a tendency to get hysterical, and her propensity to extinguish the hysteria by breaking out suddenly in dance.

The downside to many of Lynch’s works is that the chaos created by his vivid characters and his totally unique way of storytelling often cloud the plot itself. But compared to Twin Peaks (19901992) and Blue Velvet (1986), Wild at Heart is a breeze to follow, and quite a bit less disturbing.

It’s lighthearted and quirky, and best of all, it offers a rare glimpse into the softer side of Lynch. Δ —Kasey Bubnash

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KNIVES OUT

What’s it rated? PG-13 Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Writer-director Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper, Star Wars: Episode VIII—The Last Jedi) helms this whodunit about Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig), who’s investigating the death of Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer). Did he commit suicide, or was he murdered by one of his eccentric family members? (130 min.)

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What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee (for romantics and Christmas lovers) Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre Paul Feig (Bridesmaids, The Heat, A Simple Favor) directs this romcom—co-written by Emma Thompson, who also co-stars—about Kate (Emilia Clarke), a young woman who’s really good at making bad decisions. She works as Santa’s elf at a year-round Christmas store, where she meets Tom (Henry Golding), taking her life in an unexpected direction.

This audience pleaser (81 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) hasn’t faired as well with critics (48 percent), who found the story poorly conceived despite its likable leads. r’s Maybe it’s the big holiday sing-along to the song “Last Christmas” that has appealed girl to the masses. Critics have called the film formulaic, sedate, and unfunny. (102 min.)

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What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Sunset Drive-In Glen Disney’s reimagined black-horned villainess, potentially gone soft, graces the big screen once again. With director Joachim Ronning at the helm (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No e Tales), Maleficent: Mistress of Evil tells the ol,

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story of how pending nuptials could tear not only Maleficent (Angelina Jolie) and her goddaughter Aurora’s (Elle Fanning) lives apart, but the human and magical worlds as well.

While the film as a whole was entertaining, it just lacked a flow in the story.

Not to mention the fact that it’s predictable.

There were too many side stories that of course somehow come together in the end.

But I don’t blame Jolie for a second; her portrayal of the character, down to the deep villainous voice she uses, is amazing. She was ruling the screen, and the other characters were peasants in comparison. (118 min.)

—Karen

MIDWAY What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy, Park Roland Emmerich (Stargate, Independence Day, The Patriot, White House Down) directs this historical action-drama about World War II’s Battle of Midway, told by those who fought it: Lt. Richard “Dick” Best (Ed Skrein), Edwin Layton (Patrick Wilson), Lt. Cmdr. Wade McClusky (Luke Evans), Adm. Chester Nimitz (Woody Harrelson), and Vice Adm. William “Bull” Halsey (Dennis Quaid). This pivotal June 4 through 7, 1942, battle between the American fleet and the Imperial Japanese Navy was the Pacific Theater’s turning point.

Audiences are loving this film that presents the epic battle with modern special effects and a more balanced viewpoint than the 1976 film, but critics have labeled it loud and unemotional. (138 min.)

—Glen

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PARASITE What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? The Palm South Korean director Bong Joon Ho plays with genre and societal commentary in this dark comedy thriller about a penniless family’s unsavory but satisfying infiltration into a wealthy family’s household.

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We’re all capable of being both the heroes and antagonists of our own stories from time to time—able to make healthy and rational decisions in some situations while at the same time perfectly adept at self-destruction in others. And in one way or another, we’re all parasites too. That’s the running theme in Parasite, the most recent foreign-language film brought to us by director Bong Joon Ho (Snowpiercer, The Host), which centers on Ki-taek Kim (Song Kang Ho) and his destitute family’s scrappy struggle for easy money.

The Kims, a technically unemployed family of four, are living in a tiny semibasement apartment when we first meet them. It’s cramped, dirty, dingy, infested with stinkbugs, and worst of all, it lacks Wi-Fi. But things slowly start to turn around for the Kims when the son, Ki-woo (Choi Woo-sik), lands a high-paying job tutoring the daughter of an extremely wealthy businessman, Dong-ik Park. In the Parks’ household, everything is completely opposite from the Kims’: spacious, sparkling clean, and modern.

It quickly becomes clear, however, that exceeding wealth has made the Park family inept at most average daily tasks and thus totally reliant upon the help for meals, housework, and transportation.

In that way the Parks are parasitic, and they’re gullible, too. They’re easily fooled when, one by one, members of the Kim family manage to push out longtime employees of the Park household and fill their vacated places, pretending to be more than qualified hires.

The scheme eventually goes horribly wrong for the Kims when a leech of another kind is uncovered. It’s a violent ending both families face that feels on one hand tragic and on the other well deserved.

The Kims, though facing certain hardships that come with the cycle of poverty, are never portrayed as needing much sympathy. They face their situation with humor, and although it’s satisfying to see them take advantage of the ultra-rich using nothing more than condescending wit, it’s clear that they’re experienced manipulators. They’re confident con artists,

and you never really feel bad for the Kims.

The Parks have their own less than desirable qualities as well—a drug addiction and an obvious hostility toward lower-income individuals, to name a few—which slowly trickle out behind closed doors. But, in general, they’re nice. They’re well-mannered, they pay their employees well, and you don’t really want to see them scammed.

It’s these complexities behind the Park and Kim families and the characters within them make navigating Parasite almost as difficult as real life. Who is the good guy when everyone makes mistakes? Who is the bad guy when everyone has redeeming qualities? Who is the parasite when everyone is feeding off of each other, when everyone is using someone to gain something and giving nothing in return?

You can never really be sure who to

root for or who to trust, and that quality of reality is what makes Parasite so very unsettling. (132 min.)

—Kasey

PLAYING WITH FIRE What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Stream it Where’s it showing? Park Andy Fickman (She’s the Man, Race to Witch Mountain (2009)) directs this family comedy about a crew of firefighters who rescue three rambunctious kids. The film stars Judy Greer, Keegan-Michael Key, and John Cena. Very young kids might enjoy some of the film’s antics, but parents will find nothing to recommend it. (96 min.)

—Glen

QUEEN & SLIM

What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Galaxy Melina Matsoukas directs this drama about a black couple’s first date that goes terribly wrong when a police officer pulls them over for a minor traffic infraction. Daniel Kaluuya is Slim and Jodie Turner-Smith is Queen, who become symbols of the minority oppression. (132 min.)

—Glen

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Tim Miller (Deadpool) directs this next installment into the Terminator franchise. This time around, Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) and a “retired” T-800 Terminator going by the name Carl (Arnold Schwarzenegger) join forces with enhanced soldier, Grace (Mackenzie Davis), who’s been sent from the future to protect Daniella “Dani” Ramos (Natalia Reyes), who, if she lives, will give birth to a Resistance leader who will stop an A.I. called Legion, who, like Skynet, hopes to destroy humankind. They’re being pursued

by Rev-9 (Gabriel Luna), an advanced Terminator that’s able to split in two.

If it all sounds a little familiar, it’s because it is, but it’s also nice to see Hamilton and Schwarzenegger from the original 1984 film and the equally good sequel, Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) back together again.

Yes, it’s essentially the same plot about time travelers battling to either kill or save a future mother who will give birth to the leader who will save humanity, but it’s a lot better than, say, Terminator Salvation (2009) and Terminator Genisys (2015).

Tripling down on the original, the film features not one but three strong female characters, who bring a lot of power to the story. It doesn’t really surpass the first two films, but it definitely resets a franchise deeply in need of being reset. (128 min.)

—Glen

21 BRIDGES What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Rent it Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy In this action-packed drama, Chadwick Boseman stars as a temperamental NYPD detective who slowly uncovers a drug conspiracy during an investigation into the murder of several cops.

You can always tell a movie is bad when its title is hidden somewhere in the dialogue.

Despite several red flags and a completely empty theater, midway through watching 21 Bridges, I was still holding onto a shred of hope that it would have some redeeming quality (even just one!) somewhere hidden under its many layers of blandness.

But then the unimaginable happened— the one dead giveaway that a movie can’t be taken seriously, that it might as well be lumped in with Dude, Where’s My Car (2000) and Hot Tub Time Machine (2010).

It’s the one Hollywood characteristic that I thought we all agreed to hate universally years ago, and yet here it is, alive and well in a contemporary film: The main character, detective Andre Davis (Chadwick Boseman), worked in the title of the movie.

“We’ve got 21 bridges in and out of Manhattan,” Davis tells his fellow NYPD officers. “Shut ’em down.”

UGH!! Why, Chadwick Boseman? Why would you agree to say something so stupid? You’re a movie star now! You don’t have to stoop to something Ashton Kutcher did in 2000.

Okay, to be fair, this really isn’t the worst example of sneaking the title of a movie into the movie itself, and it’s not always a deal breaker. But it is always weird and tacky and forced, and that’s kind of how all of 21 Bridges felt. It’s like a movie version of Law and Order SVU, except it’s too well made to be funny or ridiculous, but also too poorly made to be exceptional in any way.

This is just like every other basic detective movie. Detective Davis is a cop because his dad died on duty, so it’s in his “DNA,” which everyone points out repeatedly. He’s a little moody and potentially trigger happy, but he’s good at his job. Very good. Troubled genius, anyone?

When two robbers kill a slew of cops during a cocaine burglary, Davis is the top man for the job. He quickly deduces that the suspects are in Manhattan, and he shuts the ol’ concrete jungle down.

Soon it becomes clear that the robbers stumbled upon a bigger conspiracy, which

may involve crooked cops (Omg what?!

No way!!), a scheme that slowly unravels throughout the film.

There’s a whole lot of gun shooting and running and jumping and glass shattering, if you’re into that sort of thing, and the ultra cool cop he is, Davis greets his cellphone callers by saying, “Talk to me.”

Because people totally do that.

Despite some pretty decent acting, a fun James Bond-esque score, and heart stopping action, 21 Bridges lacks any meaningful oomph. Aside from maybe noting that police officers aren’t paid enough and that public service is a thankless job, the film doesn’t take any kind of stance on police brutality or crime or drugs. The big “twist” was totally expected, the characters weren’t really lovable or hatable or all that complex, and the storyline was solid but unoriginal.

One interesting question is posed, though: Money can buy happiness, but how much does it cost? (99 min.)

—Kasey Bubnash

WARREN MILLER’S TIMELESS What’s it rated? Not rated Where’s it showing? Wednesday, Dec. 4, in the Fremont Theater Warren Miller’s Timeless takes viewers on another skiing and snowboarding adventure “featuring ski legends like Glen Plake, alongside newcomers Caite Zeliff, Jaelin Kauf, and Baker Boyd,” according to press materials.“Road-trip with rippers from Arlberg to the Matterhorn, be immersed in the hometown hill of Eldora and discover a different side of Jackson Hole, plus much more.” Doors open at 6:30 p.m. and tickets are $15 presale at eventbrite.com or $18 at the door. (100 min.) Δ —Glen

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Beachside staycation Escape to Pismo’s seaside for upscale comfort food

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et’s stroll along the Pismo Beach boardwalk for a moment. The sun is setting, and you’re in the mood for dinner and drinks just as this new hotel catches your eye.

Beyond the Vespera on Ocean’s artsy modern front desk, the Somerset Grill’s dining room beckons with sophisticated custom furnishings and plush booths.

From the tables, diners can see the highenergy showcase kitchen and wood-fired grill that doubles as a rotisserie oven.

Inside is warm and convivial. But for the coastal experience, the beachfront bar is the place to hit before sitting at a table.

While waiting for a cocktail or glass of wine, diners can people watch as locals and tourists take their American-style passeggiata (leisurely stroll) along the wooden boardwalk. The poolside patio is dotted with little camps of lit, brick fire pits and white Adirondack chairs. This is where vacationers and lovebirds would want to have an intimate conversation.

The Somerset has been open since midOctober, and during its opening party in mid-November, I met Executive Chef James King. He was glowing with high energy as the sky darkened.

King described why he chose to move to SLO County and open the Somerset in the Vespera on Ocean after a recruiter told him about the opportunity.

“I think what really sold me was the whole comfort-food aspect,” he said, adding that the restaurant was modeled to be a neighborhood place, an eatery that provides relaxation to unwind over drinks and coastal American food, but with that theatrical open kitchen and wood fire centerpiece.

At the ribbon cutting, Cory Alder, president of Nexus Companies—the developer of Vespera on Ocean—told the community that after one interview with King, he knew he’d found the right

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Pismo’s oceanside Americana

Situated along Pismo Beach’s famous stretch of sand, with a stunning panoramic view of the pier, Somerset Grill is located within the luxury hotel: Vespera on Ocean, a brand-new 124-room upscale hotel. The restaurant provides market-fresh, regionally inspired oceanside Americana cuisine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with an oceanfront poolside bar and breezy patio seating offering craft cocktails, local beer and wine, and a gorgeous sunset view. For reservations, visit somersetgrillpismo.com or call (805) 779-4065, or follow Somerset Grill on Instagram and Facebook.

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captain to steer his new restaurant.

“He’s passionate and he cares,” said Alder, noting that in addition to heart, King is meticulous with his attention to detail.

He said King took on opening the new restaurant like a true professional.

“He’s never wavered once,” Alder said.

From the helm, this new captain recommended trying the wood-grilled romaine salad, a twist on regular ol’ greens. The smoky, charred whole-heart Caesar salad goes well with oven-dried tomatoes, focaccia croutons, ParmesanReggiano, and a white anchovy Caesar dressing, which could be made into an entree with added wood-grilled Pacific shrimp, chicken breast, salmon filet, or ahi tuna.

I had never had “grilled” salad before— is that a Pennsylvania thing, I asked, since King grew up in Lancaster. He said no.

King said he remembered grilled romaine from ordering it from a restaurant on his first date back in his high school days.

“We just grill it real quick to get the char and the grill flavor,” he said.

I tried the fried chicken sandwich—a textural experience with the flavorful crunch of chicken fried after a buttermilk brining—which chef King fills with napa cabbage slaw, whole grain aioli, and sweet pickles, tucked inside a fresh, soft brioche.

King also recommended the Central Coast lobster roll, which is on both PHOTO COURTESY OF NANCY UBER the lunch and dinner menus—a satisfying lobster sandwich dressed in spicy aioli, flavored with celery, scallions, and citrus on a buttered and toasted brioche roll.

As far as local fare, the Somerset partners with Talley Farms, Edna’s Bakery, Alle-Pia Fine Cured Meats, Central Coast Seafood, Morro Bay Oyster Company, and Doc Burnstein’s Ice Cream Lab. King said he’s especially proud of his open-fire-grilled artichoke served with lemon aioli. I can’t think of anything better than the artichoke dish and a SLO Life cocktail, made with Gosling’s dark OPEN KITCHEN Chef James King, his two sous chefs, and the cooking staff work their rum, Campari, demerara syrup, magic in Somerset’s open kitchen, which you can pineapple, and lime juice. see from the main dining room.

Dessert does not disappoint.

SIPPING THE SLO LIFE Gosling’s dark rum, Campari, demerara syrup, pineapple, and lime juice are combined to create a delicious beachside cocktail called “The SLO Life.”

1930S SEASIDE CHARM The new Somerset can’t help but feel like a historic ’30s beach resort. As for the menu, soul food is the theme of the new Pismo Beach restaurant, which opened in October.

For the chocolate lovers, there’s a sinful chocolate mousse dome made with brownie crumble, vanilla whipped cream, red cherry compote, and dark chocolate ice cream. And for those in need of even more richness in life, the menu offers a goat cheesecake with raspberries, candied lemon, mint crystals, and a graham cracker crust.

To take the job at the Somerset, King moved his wife and 5-year-old son from Santa Barbara, where he was working as the chef de cuisine at the Hotel Californian. King holds a culinary degree and bachelor’s degree in Hotel and Restaurant Management from Mercyhurst University in Erie, Pennsylvania. His résumé is colorful, with experience at fine dining restaurants

DOING THE BOURDAIN Chef James King is a never-ending ball of energy. The whirling dervish creates comic books, golfs, plays the Irish fiddle, and when he’s ordered to sit still for a photo, he tells me he’s going to do the “Anthony Bourdain.”

What’s not to love?

and posh hotels, from working as a chef de partie at the elegant Bouchon Bistro to the high volume job of executive chef at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood.

The energetic chef learned to love the art of cooking and entertaining from his father, a traveling salesman and veritable Jedi master of homemade gnocchi, who loved to experiment from his vast library of cookbooks. He said his mom made lasagna and meatloaf, but his dad would woo him with chicken liver ragu and homemade pasta.

King has a dynamite staff of two sous chefs—Anthony Reeves and Christine Reyes—and a cooking staff of 20. With a silly, Monty Python-esque sense of FLAVOR continued page 78

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“I just like to smile and have a lot of fun,” he said. Δ

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Cheers to the spirit of McCarthy’s Irish Pub. Come by and have a drink with your McCarthy’s family, they say, whether you can’t afford to go home for Thanksgiving or just don’t want to!

The SLO pub’s annual Thanksgiving Potluck on Nov. 28 is from noon to 9 p.m., and the staff keeps a sign-up sheet at the bar for their “technology averse friends” (600 Marsh St.) … A Thanksgiving event for those in need is here again: Thanksgiving for Paso Robles takes place on Nov. 28 at Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Drive.

Organizers expect more than 1,000 community members. Volunteers of all ages may sign up for the Flow Team on eventbrite.com … The Inn at Morro Bay is hosting quite the Thanksgiving spread from 1 to 7 p.m. on Nov. 28 at the 60 State Park Restaurant, 60 State Park Road. The dinner will include cranberry brie bites, Brussels sprouts in a blanket, and spinach artichoke zucchini bites; roasted butternut squash soup, apple wedge salad, or sweet potato salad; apple glazed spiral ham or pear thymebrined turkey, both served with apple sausage cornbread stuffing and Yukon gold buttermilk mashed potatoes; and pumpkin spice latte pie, homemade apple cobbler, or chocolate bread pudding for dessert.

Reservations are recommended on Open Table or (805) 772-5651, Ext. 1703, for big parties. Ticket are $39.95 for adults, children under 10 are $18 … Another lovely Nov. 28 event is Cambria Pines Lodge’s Thanksgiving Buffet from noon to 8 p.m. at 2905 Burton Drive. The all-you-can-eat buffet will have all the favorites: roasted turkey, prime rib, ham, soup, salad bar, mashed potatoes, vegetables, stuffing, and a wide selection of desserts.

Reservations are required at (805) 927-4200 (adults are $39.50; children ages 6 to 12 are $18; children 5 and under free) … Luna Red is hosting a stylish Thanksgiving meal from 1 to 8 p.m. The two-course dinner begins with shared apps that include bacon-wrapped dates, cornbread focaccia, yellow lentil hummus, blistered shishito peppers, and roast cauliflower. First course is your choice of butternut squash soup, roasted beets, a farmer salad, or wilted spinach; the second course features your choice of Portuguese braised short rib, cornmeal crusted Idaho trout, rosemary cider-brined turkey, or winter squash enchiladas.

Dessert will be chocolate pecan tarte, crema Catalan, warm apple pie, and pumpkin cheesecake (1023 Chorro

St. in SLO; email cara@lunaredslo, call (805) 540-5243, or go to lunaredslo.com to reserve your spot).

EAT AND LEARN We all know that momentous holiday cheer starts the minute after midnight on Thanksgiving, so bring a red and green Christmas apron to the fabulous Cookie Decorating Workshop hosted by Zest it Up at Ancient Peaks Winery, 22720 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita, on Dec. 1 from 2 to 4 p.m. Tickets ($55 at my805tix.com) include instructions (prepping your royal frosting to flooding, piping, layering, and decorating), materials, cookies to take home (or eat in class—they won’t tell), savory snacks, and a glass of wine ... Another festive start to the season is the Holiday Cookie Decorating Party on Dec. 3 from 6 to 7:30 p.m. at the Centennial Park Meeting Room in Paso. Hosted by Sweet Grace Cookie Company and Paso Robles Recreational Services, you can sip hot cocoa as you become the Cake Boss on professional piping and decorating. Learn tips and techniques on buttercream frosting, then add plenty of sprinkles for some special holiday pizazz. Participants will box their cookies for gift-giving and leave with a dozen decorated Christmas cookies, and sugar cookie recipe. Adults ($20) may bring up to two children to help decorate. Youths ages 13 and up may register and attend the class without an adult. Register on the Paso Robles Community Services Department website at active.com/paso-robles-ca. Δ Flavor writer Beth Giuffre is counting down the minutes till official Christmas season. Send candy canes and sprinkles to bgiuffre@newtimesslo.com.

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My late Italian papa-in-law, who lived in Stockton, used to insist on visiting the seafood restaurants for buckets of mussels and clams every single weekend he visited the seashore. For me, when I take a staycation in Pismo, it’s all about the salt water taffy. Tomasko’s Salt Water Taffy is a family-owned Pismo Beach pier pillar since 1988. Past the tourist souvenirs and T-shirts are a couple of soda-shop tables, and under the fudge and chocolates are bins and bins of taffy flavors. The Tomaskos make the taffy from an old-fashioned method, and your hardy sailor teeth will soften to the feel of the subtle flavors in the little piña colada and peppermint kisses. I like to buy the assorted bag for my pockets and walk along the pier next to the beautiful sounds of the ocean, unwrapping each mystery flavor, trying to guess what joy will be next. The good news is that the crowds have lessened, making now the perfect time to visit the beach area.

An assorted bag of Tomasko’s Salt Water Taffy is $5. Visit Tomasko’s at 630 Cypress St., Pismo Beach. (805) 773-1115.

Facebook @Tomaskostaffy. Instagram @ Tomaskostaffy. Δ Flavor writer Beth Giuffre loves a good mystery flavor. Send your sweet treat tips to bgiuffre@newtimesslo.com.

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LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2654 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SEACREST OCEANFRONT HOTEL, 2241 Price St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Core Pismo, LLC (3333 Michelson Drive, Suite 430, Irvine, CA 92612). This business is conducted by A DE Limited Liability Company /s/ Core Pismo, LLC, Manish Bhakta, Chief Financial Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-12-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-12-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2655 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/12/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SPRAY FORCE PAINTING, 552 Kings Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. John Stephen Ashbaugh (552 Kings Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ John Stephen Ashbaugh, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-12-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-12-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2656 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THAI VILLA, 626 W. Tefft, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. C & J Asian Connection Inc. (626 W. Tefft, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ C & J Asian Connection Inc., Chris Vongsaroj, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-12-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-12-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LEGAL NOTICES hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2672 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/12/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEYCOME OF CALIFORNIA, 1348 Cecelia Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Valeska Nemetz Inc. (1348 Cecelia Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Valeska Nemetz Inc., Valeska Nemetz, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2679 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/14/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ALTAVISTA ECLECTIC ARTS & DESIGNS, 250 Longview Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Lindsay Alicia Wilcox (250 Longview Lane, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lindsay Alicia Wilcox, Owner/Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2688 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/14/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BACK OFFICE SOLUTIONS, 671 Mitchell Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Eliseo Alejandro Aceves (671 Mitchell Dr., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Eliseo Alejandro Aceves. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2657 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AMERICAN RAIN GUTTERS, 1434 Scenic View Way, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Raymond Chacon (1434 Scenic View Way, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Raymond Chacon, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-12-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-12-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-2690 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PLANET FITNESS - PASO ROBLES, 1131 Creston Road, Ste. 97, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. PF Paso Robles, LLC (9 Grand Avenue, Suite 2D, Toms River, NJ 08753).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ PF Paso Robles, LLC, David Bidwell, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2658 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/12/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HEAVEN’S BEST, 802 Tanis Place, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Brett Robert Halley, Nichole Halley (802 Tanis Place, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Brett Halley. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-12-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-12-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2663 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/1987) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CRUSHED GRAPE, SLO SURPRISES, SAN LUIS GENERAL STORE, SAN LUIS OBISPO GENERAL STORE, CRUSHED GRAPE WINE AND GIFTS, 491 Madonna Rd., Ste. 1, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Gretchen Elaine Gonyer (176 San Jose Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gretchen Elaine Gonyer, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2665 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BEAR METAL KUSTOMS, 1147 Scott St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Bear Metal Kustoms (885 Santa Maria Ave., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Bear Metal Kustoms Inc, Rochelle Pall, VP/CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2671 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BCS, 421 S 8th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Kevin Gary Brock (421 S 8th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kevin G. Brock, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-19. I

FILE NO. 2019-2691 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GOODS GARMENT AND AESTHETIC PRODUCTIONS CO., 1303 East Grand Avenue, Suite 114, F, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Tanner Dane Jenings (897 South Oakglen, Nipomo, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tanner Dane Jenings.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2692 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/01/2010) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GOODMAN SPEECH THERAPY & ADAPTIVE RESOURCES (GSTAR), 370 Corralitos Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Lesley Ann Goodman (370 Corralitos Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Lesley A Goodman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-15-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2694 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/14/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SAM SMOKESHOP, 1051 S 13th Street, Unit B, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Sam Alyousef (261 Alyssum Cir., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Sam Alyousef, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-15-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2701 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WRIGHT SBD LLC, 791 Price Street #185, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Wright SBD LLC (791 Price Street #185, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted

by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Wright SBD LLC, Brian Wright, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-18-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a

LEGAL NOTICES correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-18-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2705 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AKVERTISE, 430 Montebello Oaks Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County.

Akvertise, Inc. (430 Montebello Oaks Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Akvertise, Inc., Stephen Stern, General Counsel. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 1118-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy.

Exp. 11-18-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2706 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WINES OF THE WEST, 3750 Highway 46 W., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County.

Vintage Wine Estates, Inc. (205 Concourse Boulevard, Santa Rosa, CA 95403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Vintage Wine Estates, Inc., Patrick Roney, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-18-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-18-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2710 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, 10-36 CUSTOMS, 227 Alyssum Cir., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Brian Martinelli (227 Alyssum Cir., Nipomo, CA 93444).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brian Martinelli. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1919. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 11-19-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2712 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ACROPOLIS LLC, 3563 Sueldo St. Ste. A. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Acropolis LLC (3563 Sueldo St. Ste. A. San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Acropolis LLC, Patrick Moore, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-19-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-19-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2714 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/16/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SKIPPERS BREW COFFEE HOUSE, 571 Embarcadero, Ste. A, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Sharon Colleen Rubino, Karen Louise Pike (2085 Sunset Ave. #2, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Sharon Colleen Rubino. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-19-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-19-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2723 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CELEBRATE BEHAVIORAL HEALTH, LLC, 1799 11th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Chanti Fritzsching Waters (1799 11th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Chanti Fritzsching Waters, Chief Executive Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2725 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LIGHTHOUSE CLEANING SERVICE, 251 S. Oak Park Blvd., #6, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. David Lee Boehme (251 S. Oak Park Blvd., #6, Grover Beach, CA 93433).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David Lee Boehme. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: DANIS LOREL MORRIS AKA DAN L. MORRIS CASE NUMBER: 19PR - 0375

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DANIS LOREL MORRIS aka DAN L. MORRIS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by WILLIAM A. SCHWARZ in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that WILLIAM A. SCHWARZ be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

LEGAL NOTICES

LEGAL NOTICES

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 17, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

tress furniture, misc boxes/bags

Attorney for Petitioner: Margaret K. Herring, Esq., Herring & Herring, APC, 1001 B Avenue, Suite 215, Coronado, CA 92118

Janell Perez: Desk, gaming chair, mattress, furniture, sleeping bag, misc bags

November 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: TARA CONRAD CASE NUMBER: 19PR - 0365

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: TARA CONRAD A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by BARRY VANDERKELEN in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that BARRY VANDERKELEN be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 3, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Martha B. Spalding, Attorney at Law, 215 South Main Street Templeton, CA 93465 November 14, 21, & 28, 2019

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

The undersigned is hereby given notice that a public lien sale of the following personal property will be held online at storageauctions.net and will end at the hour of 10 AM on the 12th Day of December, 2019 where said property has been stored and which are located at: Traffic Way Storage, 5395 Traffic Way, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following Nathan Adkins: Dining chairs, lamps, clothes, luggage, misc boxes/bins Jason Horning: Tools, ladder, dolly, refrigerator, washer & dryer, furniture, weights, clothes, mat-

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John Peter Theodosis: Tools, luggage, misc boxes/bins November 21, 28, 2019

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to Sections 21700-21716 of the Business & Professions Code, Section 2328 of the UCC. Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code.

The undersigned is hereby given notice that a public lien sale of the following personal property will be held online at storageauctions.net and will end at the hour of 11 AM on the 12th Day of December, 2019 where said property has been stored and which are located at: Downtown Mini Storage, 9200 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422 County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, the following Karen Ferraro: Shelf unit, golf clubs, dolly, misc totes/boxes Karen Ferraro: Furniture, lamps, chest freezer, refrigerator, fishing poles, skis, vacuum, seasonal decor Steven O Gonzalez: Duffel bag, clothes Yesica Hernandez: Children’s toys, stroller, fishing pole, misc boxes/bins/bags, clothing, Christmas tree Derek Lund: Guitar, camp chair, foam bed topper Fabian Manzo: Gaming chair, weights, sports gear, futon mattress, misc boxes/bags Elliott Miller: Sleeping bag, misc bags, clothes

Cipriana Simmons: Toys, toy chest, lg beanbag chair, TV, dresser, desk, table, furniture, mattress, cat post, boxes Jeremy Snow: Golf clubs, desk chair, furniture, dresser, vacuums, lamps, misc household, misc boxes Jeremy Snow: Drums, golf clubs, tools, ladders, extension cords, wheelbarrow, shelving, sporting goods, boxes Daniel Vasquez: Table saw, chest, misc household, clothes, artwork, boxes November 21, 28, 2019

NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. “SuperStorage”, 2050 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445, will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after December 2nd, 2019 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures.com.

Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following: Janice Keith (5X9) Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Advertiser reserves the right to bid.

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NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE APN: 038-322-031 TS NO: CA05000177-19-1 TO NO: 190735603-CA-VOI

(The above statement is made pursuant to CA Civil Code Section 2923.3(d)(1). The Summary will be provided to Trustor(s) and/or vested owner(s) only, pursuant to CA Civil Code Section 2923.3(d)(2).) YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED October 2, 2015. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDINGS AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. On December 23, 2019 at 09:00 AM, Breezeway facing Santa Rosa Street, County of San Luis Obispo General Services Building, 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, MTC Financial Inc. dba Trustee Corps, as the duly Appointed Trustee, under and pursuant to the power of sale contained in that certain Deed of Trust recorded on October 15, 2015 as Instrument No. 2015053019, of official records in the Office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California, executed by CYNTHIA DOTTER, AN UNMARRIED WOMAN, as Trustor(s), in favor of MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC., as Beneficiary, as nominee for RESOURCE LENDERS, INC. as Beneficiary, WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, in lawful money of the United States, all payable at the time of sale, that certain property situated in said County, California describing the land therein as: AS MORE FULLY DESCRIBED IN SAID DEED OF TRUST The property heretofore described is being sold “as is”. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 1455 16TH STREET, LOS OSOS, CA 93402 The undersigned Trustee

LEGAL NOTICES disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be made without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the Note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust, with interest thereon, as provided in said Note(s), advances if any, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, estimated fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligations secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of this Notice of Trustee’s Sale is estimated to be $359,372.62 (Estimated). However, prepayment premiums, accrued interest and advances will increase this figure prior to sale. Beneficiary’s bid at said sale may include all or part of said amount. In addition to cash, the Trustee will accept a cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, a check drawn by a state or federal credit union or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, savings association or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the California Financial Code and authorized to do business in California, or other such funds as may be acceptable to the Trustee. In the event tender other than cash is accepted, the Trustee may withhold the issuance of the Trustee’s Deed Upon Sale until funds become available to the payee or endorsee as a matter of right. The property offered for sale excludes all funds held on account by the property receiver, if applicable. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. Notice to Potential Bidders If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a Trustee auction.

You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a Trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same Lender may hold more than one mortgage or Deed of Trust on the property. Notice to Property Owner The sale date shown on this Notice of Sale may be postponed one or more times by the Mortgagee, Beneficiary, Trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about Trustee Sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call Auction. com at 800.280.2832 for information regarding the Trustee’s Sale or visit the Internet Web site address www.Auction.com for information regarding the sale of this property, using the file number assigned to this case, CA05000177-19-1.

Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 11/18/2019 MTC Financial Inc. dba Trustee Corps TS No. CA05000177-19-1 17100 Gillette Ave Irvine, CA 92614 Phone:949-252-8300 TDD: 866-660-4288 Myron Ravelo, Authorized Signatory SALE INFORMATION CAN BE OBTAINED ONLINE AT www.Auction.com FOR AUTOMATED SALES INFORMATION PLEASE CALL: Auction.com at 800.280.2832 Trustee Corps may be acting as a debt collector attempting to collect a debt. Any information obtained may be used for that purpose.Order Number 66569, Pub Dates: 11/28/2019, 12/05/2019, 12/12/2019, NEW TIMES

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 19CV-0666

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Raol Renteria filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Roul Renteria to PROPOSED NAME: Rudy Renteria THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/15/2020, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 06, 2019 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 19CV-0693

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Christopher Owen Qually filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Christopher Owen Qually to PROPOSED NAME: Saul Arona Noi Tea THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be

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granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

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NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/08/2020, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times

Date: October 16, 2018 /s/ Michael Powell, Clerk, Alyssa Goriesky, Deputy

Date: November 15, 2019 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 19CVP-0363

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Stephen Orcho filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Stephen Orcho to PROPOSED NAME: Stephen Joseph Orco THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/08/2020, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 14, 2019 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2019-2572 OLD FILE NO. 2019-0822 California Coast baseball Academy, 604 Village Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 03/28/2019. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jesse Lucas Wobrock (604 Village Court, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Jesse Wobrock, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-2019. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By E. Brookhart, Deputy Clerk.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2019-2620 OLD FILE NO. 2019-2297 Greenmilk LLC, 2685 Lynch Canyon Rd., Bradley, CA 93426. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 09/25/2019. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Greenmilk LLC (3806 Cross Creek Rd., Unit C, Malibu, CA 90265).

This business was conducted by A Limited Liability Company /s/ Greenmilk LLC, Scott Gillen, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-2019.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By A. Bautista, Deputy Clerk.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

SUMMONS (FAMILY LAW) NOTICE TO RESPONDENT (NAME): EJESSICA LYNN MERCADO YOU HAVE BEEN SUED. READ THE INFORMATION BELOW AND ON THE NEXT PAGE. PETITIONER’S NAME IS: HENRY RANDY MERCADO CASE NUMBER: 18FL-0650

You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and Petition are served on you to file a Response (form FL-120) at the court and have a copy served on the petitioner. A letter, phone call, or court appearance will not protect you.

If you do not file your Response on time, the court may make orders affecting your marriage or domestic partnership, your property, and custody of your children. You may be ordered to pay support and attorney fees and costs.

For legal advice, contact a lawyer immediately.

Get help finding a lawyer at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courts.ca.gov/selfhelp), at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpca.org), or by contacting your local county bar association.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO CASE NO.: 19FL0713 AMENDED CITATION – FREEDOM FROM PARENTAL CUSTODY AND CONTROL

In the Matter of the Adoption Petition of: Dean Willson Frazier, Adopting parent.

THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA To: Diego David Rendon By order of this court you are hereby advised that you may appear before the judge presiding in Department 9 of this court on 1-03-2020, at 10:00 a.m. then and there to show cause, if any you have, why Cynthia Mae Rendon should not be declared from your custody and control for the purpose of freeing Cynthia Mae Rendon for placement for adoption. The following information concerns rights and procedures that relate to this proceeding for the termination of custody and control of said minor child as set forth in Family Code Section 7860 et seq.: 1.

At the beginning of the proceeding the court will consider whether or not the interests of the minor child require the appointment of counsel. If the court finds that the interests of the minor do require such protection, the court will appoint counsel to represent him whether or not he is able to afford counsel.

The minor will not be present in court unless he requests or the court so orders.

2.

If a parent of the minor appears without counsel and is unable to afford counsel, the court must appoint counsel for the parent, unless the parent knowingly and intelligently waives the right to be represented by counsel. The court will not appoint the same counsel to represent both the minor and his parent.

3.

The court may appoint either the public defender or private counsel. If private counsel is appointed, he or she will receive a reasonable sum for compensation and expenses, the amount of which will be determined by the court. The amount must be paid by the real parties in interest, but not by the minor, in such proportions as the court believes to be just. If, however, the court finds that any of the real parties in interest cannot afford counsel, the amount will be paid by the county.

4.

The court may continue the proceeding for not more than thirty (30) days as necessary to appoint counsel to become acquainted with the case.

Date: November 21, 2019 Michael Powell, Clerk By: , Deputy Clerk In Pro Per Sean Willson frazier P.O. Box 321, Creston, CA 93432 805-674-2881 November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

THE POWELL FAMILY TRUST U/D/T DATED AUGUST 12, 2005, AS AMENDED AND RESTATED, IRMA S. POWELL, SURVIVING SETTLOR, DECEASED. NOTICE TO CREDITORS (PROB C §§19040(B), 19052)

Notice is hereby given to the creditors and contingent creditors of the above-named decedent that all persons having claims against the surviving settlor, IRMA S. POWELL, or THE POWELL FAMILY TRUST (the “Trust”) are required to file them with Debra V. Trout, Professional Fiduciary, successor trustee of the Trust, at 890 Osos Street, Ste. A, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, (805) 547-1288, as provided in Probate Code §1215, within the later of 4 months after November 21, 2019 (the date of the first publication of notice to creditors) or, if notice is mailed or personally delivered to you, 60 days after the date this notice is mailed or personally delivered to you, or you must petition to file a late claim as provided in Probate Code §19103. A claim form may be obtained from the court clerk. For your protection, you are encouraged to file your claim by certified mail, with return receipt requested.

THE POWELL FAMILY TRUST Debra V. Trout, Successor Trustee 890 Osos Street, Ste. A San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 November 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

NOTICE: Restraining orders are on page 2: These restraining orders are effective against both spouses or domestic partners until the petition is dismissed, a judgment is entered, or the court makes further orders. They are enforceable anywhere in California by any law enforcement officer who has received or seen a copy of them.

FEE WAIVER: If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the clerk for a fee waiver form. The court may order you to pay back all or part of the fees and costs that the court waived for you or the other party.

1. The name and address of the court are: THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA County of San Luis Obispo County 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 2. The name, address, and telephone number of petitioner’s attorney, or petitioner without an attorney are: Henry Randy Mercado, 375 Spanish Moss Lane,

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Melinda Ruth Guzman (1320 Cavalier Ln., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Melinda Guzman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-08-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 10-08-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2475 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/03/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CASA RODANTE, 678 Mesa Sands Way, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Casa Rodante (678 Mesa Sands Way, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Casa Rodante, Diana Turk, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-18-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 10-18-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-2535 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/29/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CLEAR VIEW WINDOW CLEANING, 3475 Timberline Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Michael T. Brady, Marilyn E. Brady (3475 Timberline Dr., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Marilyn E. Brady. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-29-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 10-29-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2539 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JJ JUNKS HAULING & JUNK REMOVAL, 201 Ruby Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. James Collins Jewell (201 Ruby Lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ James Jewell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-29-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 10-29-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2540 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VANAGON PARTNERS, 583 Newman Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

John Arthur Brotzman (583 Newman Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Sue Anne Schmitz (36907 N. 24th St., Phoenix, AZ 85086), Karen Marie Murphy (5 April Dr., Westport, CT 06880). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ John A Brotzman, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis

LEGAL NOTICES Obispo on 10-29-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 10-29-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2542 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/29/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARROYO GRANDE HOME & GARDEN, 1578 West Branch, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. California Hardware LLC (547 Five Cities Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ California Hardware LLC, Rick Gambril, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-29-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 10-29-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2550 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/15/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST WOMEN’S EVENTS, 3940 Broad Street #7-252, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Brenda Joy Williams (1363 Sydney St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Angela Anderson (815 Greystone Place, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Brenda J. Williams, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-3019. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2551 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2019) New Filing

LEGAL NOTICES The following person is doing business as, CAVA CONSTRUCTION, DIAMOND K HOMES, 1167 B Royal Oak Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. Kyle Channing Kleinsmith (1167 B Royal Oak Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kyle Kleinsmith, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2552 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STEVE’S DOWNHOLE SERVICES, 455 El Sueno Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Steven J. Tallant (455 El Sueno Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Steven J. Tallant, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2554 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/19/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RENDEZVOUS SHUTTERS SHADES DRAPERY, 940-C Ramona Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433.

San Luis Obispo County. Jason Manville, Deborah Manville (624 Taylor Pl., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Jason Manville. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND TRANSPORTATION NOTICE OF ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIDS CSA 10A CAYUCOS NEW WATER STORAGE TANKS • CAYUCOS, CA CONTRACT NO. 300279 Sealed Bids for the construction of the CSA 10A Cayucos New Water Storage Tanks, will be received by the County of San Luis Obispo at the at the office of the County Clerk of the County of San Luis Obispo at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, before 3:00:00 p.m. (Local Time) Thursday, December 19, 2019, and then at said office publicly opened and read aloud at 3:15 p.m.

The Project includes construction of two (2) 210,000-gallon water storage tanks in Cayucos, California as detailed in the Project Manual.

Any bid received at the office of the County Clerk of the County of San Luis Obispo on or after 3:00:00 p.m. on the date specified above will not be accepted, will be returned to the bidder unopened, and shall not be considered.

Bids will be received for a single prime contract. Bids shall be on a unit price basis as indicated on the Bid Form as set forth in Section 00410 of the Project Manual.

All Bids shall comply with all of the Bidding Requirements set forth in the Project Manual.

The “Project Manual” is posted on the following County Purchasing website: http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.htm Pre-Bid Conference A non-mandatory pre-Bid conference will be held at 10:00 a.m. local time on December 3, 2019 at the end of Hacienda Drive in Cayucos, approximately 700 feet northeast on a dirt road.

Prevailing Wages Pursuant to section 1770 et seq. of the California Labor Code, the Contractor and all Subcontractors shall pay not less than the prevailing rate of per diem wages as determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations and comply with all applicable Labor Code provisions, which include, but are not limited to the employment of apprentices, the hours of labor, and the debarment of Contractors and Subcontractors. The Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations determines the general prevailing wage rates. Copies are available at the office of the County Clerk or at the DIR website, http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD. Affirmative Action Requirements 1. The offeror’s or bidder’s attention is called to Article 18.10, “Equal Opportunity Requirements” of Section 00700, “Standard General Conditions”, and Section 00530, “Standard Federal Equal Employment Opportunity Construction Contract Specifications”, in this Project Manual.

2. The goals and timetables for minority and female participation, expressed in percentage terms for the Contractor’s aggregate workforce in each trade on all construction work in the covered area, are as follows: A. Goals for minority participation for each trade: 24.6% B. Goals for female participation in each trade: 6.9% These goals are applicable to all the Contractor’s construction work (whether or not it is Federal or federally assisted) performed in the covered area. If the Contractor performs construction work in a geographical area located outside of the covered area, it shall apply the goals established for such geographical area where the work is actually performed. With regard to this second area, the Contractor also is subject to the goals for both its federally involved and nonfederally involved construction.

The Contractor’s compliance with the Executive Order No. 11246 and the regulations in 41 CFR Part 60-4 shall be based on its implementation of the Equal Opportunity Clause, specific affirmative action obligations required by the specifications set forth in 41 CFR 60-4.3(a), and its efforts to meet the goals.

The hours of minority and female employment and training must be substantially uniform throughout the length of the contract, and in each trade, and the contractor shall make a good faith effort to employ minorities and women evenly on each of its projects. The transfer of minority or female employees or trainees from Contractor to Contractor or from project to project for the sole purpose of meeting the Contractor’s goals shall be a violation of the contract, the Executive Order and the regulations in 41 CFR part 60-4. Compliance with the goals will be measured against the total work hours performed.

3. The Contractor shall provide written notification to the Director of the Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs within 10 days of award of any construction subcontract in excess of $10,000 at any tier for construction work under the contract resulting from this solicitation. The notification shall list the name, address and telephone number of the Subcontractor; employer identification number of the Subcontractor; estimated dollar.

4. As used in this Notice, and in the Contract resulting from this solicitation, the “covered area” is San Luis Obispo County, California.

Other Requirements All Bids shall comply with all of the Bidding Requirements set forth in the Project Manual, including, but not limited to, the Instructions to Bidders in Section 00200.

Any changes, additions, or deletions to this Project Manual will be in the form of written addenda issued by the County. Any addenda will be posted on the website.

Prospective bidders must check the website for addenda or other relevant new information at up to 5:00 p.m. the day before the prescribed date/time for submittal of bids. The County is not responsible for the failure of any prospective bidder to receive such addenda. All addenda so issued shall become a part of this Bid. All bidders are required to acknowledge and confirm receipt of every addendum in their bid proposal.

Bids must be accompanied by cash, a certified or cashier’s check, or a bidder’s bond in favor of the County in an amount not less than ten percent (10%) of the submitted total Bid. The successful bidder will be required to furnish the County with payment and performance bonds, with each issued by a California admitted surety insurer equal to 100% of the Contract Price.

The bidder must have either a Class A license or a combination of class C licenses that make up a majority of the work at the time the Contract is awarded (Public Contract Code § 3300).

When the bidder holds a combination of Class C licenses, all work to be performed outside of the bidder’s license specialties, except work that is incidental or supplemental to the licenses of the bidder, shall be performed by licensed Subcontractors in compliance with the Subletting and Subcontracting Fair Practices Act (Chapter 4 (commencing with Section 4100) of Part 1 of Division 2 of the Public Contract Code).

Pursuant to Labor Code section 1771.1: • A Contractor or Subcontractor shall not be qualified to bid on, be listed in the Bid Proposal, subject to the requirements of Section 4104 of the Public Contract Code, or engage in the performance of this public works project, unless currently registered with the Department of Industrial Relations and qualified to perform work pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5. It is not a violation of this section for an unregistered contractor to submit a bid that is authorized by Section 7029.1 of the Business and Professions Code or by Section 10164 or 20103.5 of the Public Contract Code, provided the contractor is registered to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5 at the time the contract is awarded.

• This Project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations, County of San Luis Obispo, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), the Office of Inspector General and other federal agencies to assure compliance with applicable local, state, and federal regulations.

Bidders are notified that financing for this Project is provided pursuant to the Consolidated Farm and Rural Development Act (7 U.S.C. Section 1921 et seq.) and that as allowed in Public Contract Code Section 22300, this Contract does not provide for substitution of securities for any monies withheld by the Owner to ensure performance under this Contract. Bidders are further notified that this Contract does not permit retainage to be placed in escrow nor to be invested for the benefit of the Contractor.

The County of San Luis Obispo is Equal Opportunity or Affirmative Action employer. The project is being partially funded by a rural development loan through United States Department of Agriculture (USDA). This project is subject to all federal laws, regulations and requirements that are applicable to a USDA-funded project of this type.

American Iron and Steel Requirements apply to this project as described in Section 746 of Title VII of the Consolidated Appropriations Act of 2017 (Division A – Agriculture, Rural Development, Food and Drug Administration, and Related Agencies Appropriations Act, 2017) and subsequent statutes mandating domestic preference. All listed iron and steel products used in this project must be produced in the United States. The term “iron and steel products” means the following products made primarily of iron and steel: line or unlined pipes and fittings, manhole covers and other municipal castings, hydrants, tanks, flanges, pipe clamps and restraints, valves, structural steel, reinforced precast concrete, and construction materials. The de minimis and minor components waiver applies to this contract.

By order of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo in their action on the19th day of November, 2019.

November 28, 2019

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2557 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NAIL NOOK, 480 West Grand Ave., Suite B, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Maraya Dawn Bumpus (508 Allen St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Maraya D. Bumpus. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2558 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STRUCTURE 805, 9925 Nacimiento Lake Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Baim Enterprises Incorporated (9925 Nacimiento Lake Drive, Paso Robles, CA 93446).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Baim Enterprises Incorporated, Robin Coleman Baim, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2559 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NNNVESTED, 979 Osos St., Ste. C-3, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Listsoft, Inc. (160 Greentree Dr., Dover, DE 19904).

This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ Listsoft, Inc., Sean M. Lee, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in

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my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 10-31-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2563 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE TRAINING ROOM, 117 S. Halcyon, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Thomas Newell (317 Zogata Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Tom Newell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 10-31-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2565 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NINJA SPACE CONTENT, 536 South 14th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Quinn Tilly Vo Wright (536 South 14th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tilly Wright. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 10-31-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2568 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/19/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MORRO BAY SPIRITUAL SUPPLY, 2805 Hemlock Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Sharon Marie Degnan (2805 Hemlock Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Sharon Marie Degnan. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-19. I hereby certify that this

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FILE NO. 2019-2570 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/01/1999) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FRIENDS OF 40PRADO, FRIENDS OF 40 PRADO, 40 Prado, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Friends of 40Prado (P.O. Box 12444, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Friends of 40Prado, Mary Matakovich, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2573 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2004) New Filing The following person is doing business as, G R CONSTRUCTION, 609 Newman Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Gregory Louis Reed, Tracy Lynn Reed (609 Newman Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Gregory Reed, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2584 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/29/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARIANA’S GRILL, 525 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. J. Raymundo Leos Palos (1819 12th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by

LEGAL NOTICES An Individual /s/ J. Raymundo Leos Palos. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-01-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2586 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LEIGH’S, LEIGH’S BAKESHOP, 295 N. Chorro St., Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Nicole Leigh Miles (295 N. Chorro St., Apt. C, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nicole Miles. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

November 28, December 5, 12, & 19, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2587 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HAPPY BELLY DELI, 1401 Osos St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Jason Main (538 Vine St., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jason Main, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS AND TRANSPORTATION NOTICE TO BIDDERS 1. PROJECT IDENTIFICATION Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received by the County Clerk-Recorder of the County of San Luis Obispo, California, at the New County Government Center at 1055 Monterey Street, Suite D120 (1st Floor), San Luis Obispo, CA 93408, until 3:00 pm on January 2, 2020 for the project entitled: Nipomo Community Park Construct New Basketball Courts Project, 918 W. Tefft Street, Nipomo, CA 93444.

2. DESCRIPTION OF THE WORK The scope of work required to be performed by the Contractor comprises construction of basketball court(s) and related site improvements, and accessibility upgrades.

The project is in the Nipomo Community Park located at 918 W. Tefft Street, Nipomo, Ca 93444. The scope of work is described in these Specifications and in Project Plans.

Refer to Section 01 01 00 Summary of Work for Base Bid, Bid Alternate 1, and Deductive Bid Alternate 1.

3. EXAM INATION AND PROCUREMENT OF DOCUMENTS Contract Documents may be obtained from the following website: http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.htm 4. PRE-BID SITE VISIT: A pre-bid meeting will not be held for this project.

5. REQUEST FOR INFORMATION INTERPRETATION AND PRODUCT SUBSTITUTION REQUESTS All requests for information/interpretation (RFI), clarification, questions, etc., shall be submitted in writing through the Questions section of the bid on the Public Purchase website. Request for information/interpretation (RFI), clarification, questions, etc., will not be accepted after 5:00 pm on Thursday, December 26, 2019 and shall be submitted through the following website: http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/GS/Purchasing/Current_Formal_Bids_and_Proposals.htm All Product Substitution Requests shall be submitted in writing on the Substitution Request Form found in Specification Section 01 60 00 - Product Requirements. Product Substitution Requests and all supporting documents shall be submitted through the Questions section of the bid on the Public Purchase website. Product Substitution Requests shall be submitted by 5:00 pm on Thursday, December 26, 2019. Product substitution requests received after that time will be considered late and may be rejected at the discretion of the County. Refer to Specification Section 01 60 00 for additional requirements.

6. BID OPENING 6.1. Sealed proposals will be received at the office of the County Clerk-Recorder, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, San Luis Obispo, California 93408 until 3:00 p.m. on Thursday, January 2, 2020, which bids will then be opened and declared at 3:15 p.m. on the above mentioned date at a public meeting at 1055 Monterey Street, Room D-120, by the County Clerk-Recorder.

6.2. Any bid received at the Office of the County Clerk-Recorder of the County of San Luis Obispo at or after 3:00:00 p.m. on the date specified above will not be accepted, and will be returned to the bidder unopened. A bid received one second after 3:00 p.m. (i.e. after 3:00:00 p.m.) shall not be considered.

6.3. The Bidder must satisfy themselves by personal examination of the location of the proposed Work and by such other means as they prefer as to the actual conditions and requirements of the Work, and shall not at any time after the submission of the bid, dispute, complain, or assert that there was any misunderstanding in regard to the nature or amount of Work to be done.

7. CERTIFICATION OF BIDS (BID BOND) Bid must be accompanied by Cash, Certified or Cashier’s Check, or a Bidder’s Bond secured from a company ADMITTED to transact surety business in the State of California, in the sum of not less than 10% of the total Bid Alternate 1 amount of the Bid, and said Check or Bond shall be made payable to the order of the County of San Luis Obispo as liquidated damages in case the successful bidder fails to file satisfactory bonds and insurance as required by the Contract Documents, or fails or refuses to enter into a Contract within the specified time.

8. GOVERNING LAWS AND REGULATIONS 7.1. Public Contract Code The bidding of this project is governed by the California State Public Contract Code. The Contract will be awarded to the lowest responsible bidder, subject to the County’s right to reject any or all bids and to waive any informality in the bids or in the bidding. If two or more bids are the same and the lowest, the County may accept the one it chooses.

7.2. Specific Materials Products and Control Systems Designated by Brand or Name Pursuant to Public Contract Code Section 3400(c), the County may make a finding that is described in the invitation for bids that designates certain products, things, or services by specific brand or trade name for the statutorily enumerated purposes. Unless specifically designated in Specification Section 01 13 00, whenever in specifications any material, process or article is indicated or specified by grade, patent, or proprietary name or by name of manufacturer, such specifications shall be deemed to be used for the purpose of facilitating the description of the material, process or article desired and shall be deemed to be followed by words “or equal”.

7.3. Contractor’s License A Contractor is required to be licensed in accordance with the provisions of Division 3, Chapter 9, of the Business and Professions Code.

The bidder must have either a Class A license or a combination of Class C licenses that make up a majority of the work at the time the Contract is awarded. Failure of a bidder to obtain adequate licensing for an award of a Contract shall constitute a failure to execute the Contract and shall result in the forfeiture of the Bidder’s Bond.

7.4. Public Works Contractor Registration and Certified Payrolls This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. Pursuant to Section 1771.1 of the Labor Code, no contractor or subcontractor shall be qualified to bid on, be listed in a bid proposal (submitted on or after March 1, 2015), or engage in the performance of any contract for public work unless currently registered with the Department of Industrial Relations to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5 of the Labor Code. No contractor or subcontractor may be awarded a contract for public work on a public works project (awarded on or after April 1, 2015) unless registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code section 1725.5.

All contractors and subcontractors must furnish electronic certified payroll records directly to the Labor Commissioner (Division of Labor Standards Enforcement).

Additionally, the awarded Contractor shall submit certified payroll records to the County on a weekly basis, unless directed otherwise by the County. In addition, awarded Contractor must post job site notices prescribed by regulations.

7.5. Payment of General Prevailing Rate Pursuant to the provisions of Section 1773 of the California Labor Code, the County of San Luis Obispo has obtained from the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations the general prevailing rate of per diem wages and the general prevailing rate for holiday and overtime work for the locality in which the work is to be performed for each needed craft, classification, or type of workman. Copies of said prevailing rate of per diem wages are on file in IFC-3 the Office of the County Clerk-Recorder and available at the California Department of Industrial Relations’ web site address at: www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR/PWD. 7.6. Classification Not Covered by Prevailing Rate Any laborer or mechanic employed to perform Work on the project under this Contract, which Work is not covered by any of the stipulated classifications, shall be paid not less than the minimum rate of wages specified for the classification which most nearly corresponds to the Work to be performed by him and such minimum wage rate shall be retroactive to the time of initial employment of such person in such classification. In the event of any dispute on that question, the question and the information shall be referred for determination to the Board of Supervisors or to any official designated by the Board of Supervisors, whose decision on the question shall be conclusive on the parties to this Contract with the same effect as if the Work performed by such laborer or mechanic had been classified and the minimum rate specified herein.

7.7. Overtime, Sundays And Holidays Not less than one and one-half (1-1/2) times the basic hourly rate plus applicable employer payments. The holidays upon which such rates shall be paid shall be all holidays recognized in the collective bargaining agreement applicable to the particular craft, classification or type of worker employed on the project.

7.8. Apprentices Attention is directed to the provisions in Sections 1777.5 and 1777.6 of the Labor Code concerning the employment of apprentices by the Contractor or any sub-contractor under them. It is the Contractor’s responsibility to submit contract award information to the Department of Industrial relations as required by the Labor Code.

By order of the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo in their action on the19th day of November, 2019.

November 28, 2019

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ORDINANCE NO. 3399 ORDINANCE AMENDING COUNTY FEE SCHEDULE

NOTICE OF PROPOSED ASSESSMENT For the San Luis Obispo County Tourism Marketing District (TMD) NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, November 19, 2019, the Board of Supervisors (the “Board”) of the County of San Luis Obispo (the “County”) adopted a resolution of intention to renew the San Luis Obispo County Tourism Business Improvement District (the “TMD”) and to levy an assessment on the lodging businesses within the TMD as set forth in said resolution of intention. The resolution is attached hereto and hereby incorporated into the notice.

NOTICE IS HEREBY FURTHER GIVEN that at 9 a.m. on Tuesday, December 10, 2019, in the County of San Luis Obispo Board Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California, a public meeting shall be held pursuant to Government Code Section 54954.6 to allow public testimony regarding the renewal of the TMD and levy of assessments therein as set forth in the enclosed resolution of intention and pursuant to Government Code Section 54954.6 and Streets and Highway Codes Section 36600 et seq.

NOTICE IS FURTHER GIVEN that 9 a.m. on Tuesday, January 14, 2020, in the County of San Luis Obispo Board Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, California, has been set as the time and place for a public hearing at which time members of the Board propose to levy the proposed assessment as set forth in the resolution of intention and pursuant to Government Code Section 54954.6 and Streets and Highway Codes Section 36600 et seq.

Assessment: An assessment is proposed to be levied on all lodging businesses, which include hotels, motels, bed and breakfasts, vacation homes and RV Parks, that pay transient occupancy tax (TOT) within the TDM boundaries based upon 1.5% of the rent charged by the operator per occupied room per night for all transient occupancies. The amount of the assessment shall be 1.5% of your annual gross room rental revenue. Federal government employees on government business will be exempt from the levy of assessment. Extended stays, defined as more than 30 consecutive calendar days, shall be exempt from the levy of assessment.

Estimate:

The estimated annual amount of revenue to be raised by the assessment is estimated to be approximately in the $5 million range.

Purpose:

The TDM proposes to administer tourism promotions and marketing programs to promote San Luis Obispo County as a tourism destination and projects, programs, and activities that benefit lodging businesses located and operating within the boundaries of the district. The proposed improvements and activities shall be targeted at increasing transient stays.

Collection:

The assessment is proposed to be levied on an annual basis and shall be collected monthly from lodging businesses within the TDM.

Protest:

Upon receipt by the Clerk of the Board of written protests from the owners of lodging businesses in the proposed district that will pay 50 percent or more of the annual assessments levied, no further proceedings to levy the proposed assessment shall be taken for a period of one year. Written protests must be received by the Clerk of the Board prior to the start of the public hearing on January 14, 2020.

Your written protest must contain the following information: property owner’s name, business name, property address, and business owner’s signature. A protest form is attached for your use. It is also available on the Administrative Office’s website at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov/Departments/Administrative-Office/Forms-Documents.aspx

Should you desire to mail a protest against this assessment, the address is: Administrative Office Clerk of the Board of Supervisors ATTN: Countywide TMD Process County of San Luis Obispo 1055 Monterey Street, Suite D430 San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Information:

Should you desire additional information about this assessment, contact:

Nikki Schmidt, Administrative Analyst County of San Luis Obispo 1055 Monterey Street, Suite D430, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Phone: (805) 781-5496 or Email: nschmidt@co.slo.ca.us WADE HORTON, Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ T’Ana Christiansen, Deputy Clerk

IN THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA Tuesday, November 19, 2019 Supervisors John Peschong, Bruce S. Gibson, Adam Hill, Lynn Compton and Chairperson Debbie Arnold

ABSENT:

None RESOLUTION NO. 2019-310

RESOLUTION OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS OF THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DECLARING ITS INTENTION TO RENEW THE SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY TOURISM MARKETING DISTRICT (TMD), DECLARING ITS INTENTION TO LEVY AN ASSESSMENT ON LODGING BUSINESSES WITHIN SUCH DISTRICT BEGINNING FISCAL YEAR 2020-21, AND FIXING THE TIME AND PLACE OF A PUBLIC MEETING AND A PUBLIC HEARING THEREON AND GIVING NOTICE THEREOF The following resolution is now offered and read: WHEREAS, the Property and Business Improvement District Law of 1994, Streets and Highway Code §36600 et seq.(the “1994 Act”) authorizes cities and counties to establish property and business improvement districts for the purpose of promoting tourism; and WHEREAS, any property or business improvement district previously established pursuant to the 1994 Act whose term has expired, or will expire, may be renewed pursuant to §36660 of the 1994 Act by following the procedures for establishment; and WHEREAS, the San Luis Obispo County Tourism Marketing District (TMD) was established by the Board of Supervisors on Jun 10, 2015 for a term of five (5) years, expiring on July 1, 2020; and WHEREAS, Visit San Luis Obispo County (Visit SLO Co) has proposed the renewal of the TMD and has drafted a management district plan (Plan) which sets forth the proposed boundary of the TMD, a service plan and budget, and a proposed means of governance; and WHEREAS, a majority of the lodging businesses who will pay more than 50% of the assessments proposed to be levied by the TMD have petitioned the Board of Supervisors to renew the TMD; and WHEREAS, the cities of Arroyo Grande, Atascadero, El Paso de Robles, Grover Beach, Morro Bay, Pismo Beach and San Luis Obispo have adopted resolutions consenting to the renewal of theTMD within their jurisdictions pursuant to Streets and Highways Code §36620.5.

NOW THEREFORE, the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo does hereby resolve, determine and find as follows: Section 1.

The recitals set forth herein are true and correct.

Section 2.

The Board finds that the lodging businesses that will pay more than 50% of the assessments proposed in the Plan have signed and submitted petitions in support of the formation of the TMD. The Board accepts the petitions and adopts this resolution of intention to renew the TMD and to levy an assessment on certain lodging businesses that pay transient occupancy tax (TOT) within the TMD boundaries in accordance with the 1994 Act. Section 3.

The Board finds that the Plan satisfies all requirements of Streets and Highways Code §36622.

Section 4.

The Board declares its intention to renew the TMD and to levy and collect annual assessments on certain lodging businesses that pay TOT with the TMD boundaries pursuant to the 1994 Act, for a period ten (10) years (2020-2030) as proposed by the Plan, following the approval of the resolution establishing the TMD. Section 5.

The boundaries of the TMD shall be the boundaries of the County of San Luis Obispo including the cities of Arroyo Grande, Atascadero, El Paso de Robles, Grover Beach, Morro Bay, Pismo Beach and San Luis Obispo, as set forth in the attached map, incorporated herein as Exhibit A. Section 6.

The name of the district shall remain the San Luis Obispo County Tourism Marketing District (TMD).

Section 7.

The annual assessment is 1.5% of the annual gross of the rent charged by operator per occupied room per night for all transient occupancies. Federal government employees on government business will be exempt from the levy of assessment. Extended stays, defined as more than 30 consecutive calendar days, shall be exempt from the levy of assessment. The assessment shall be collected in monthly installments or such other installments as determined by the collecting agency, based on 1.5% of the rent charged by the operator per occupied room per night in revenues for the previous month. New lodging businesses within the boundaries shall not be exempt from the levy of assessment authorized by Section 36628.5 of the 1994 Act. Assessments pursuant to the TMD shall not be included in gross room rental revenue for purpose of determining the amount of the transient occupancy tax.

Section 8.

The assessments levied for the TMD will specifically benefit the assessed lodging businesses and shall be applied towards sales, marketing, advertising, and promotional activities of the TMD as a tourist, meeting, and event destination. Funds remaining at the end of any year may be used in subsequent years in which the TMD assessments are levied pursuant to the requirements of the Plan.

Section 9.

The TMD will have a ten (10) year term unless renewed pursuant to the Streets and Highways Code §36660.

Section 10.

Bonds will not be issued by or on behalf of the TMD.

Section 11.

The Board hereby sets December 10, 2019 as the date for a public meeting on the renewal of the TMD and the levy of assessments.

Section 12.

The Board hereby sets January 14, 2020 as the date for the public hearing to renew the TMD and levy of assessments.

Section 13.

Both the public meeting and hearing will be at 9:00 a.m., or as soon thereafter as practicable, in the Board of Supervisors Chambers located at 1055 Monterey Street, San Luis Obispo, California.

Section 14.

The Clerk of the Board is directed to provide written notice to the lodging businesses subject to the proposed assessment of the date and time of the hearing and to provide that notice as required by Streets and Highways Code §36623(b).

Section 15.

At the public meeting and hearing, the testimony of all interested person for or against the establishment of the TMD may be received. Written protests must be received by the Clerk of the Board prior to the start of the public hearing on January 14, 2020. If at the conclusion of the public hearing there are of record written protests from owners of lodging businesses in the proposed TMD that will pay 50 percent or more of the annual assessment levied, no further proceedings to levy the proposed assessment shall be taken for a period of one year.

Section 16.

The complete Plan is on file with the Clerk of the Board and may be reviewed upon request.

Supervisors Gibson, Hill, Peschong, Compton and Chairperson Arnold None None None

the foregoing resolution is hereby adopted.

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO By: Debbie Arnold Chairperson, Board of Supervisors

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That it has the authority to revise fee charges for providing any product, service, or enforcement of various regulations under the general laws of the State of California, including Government Code Sections 54985 et seq. and 66010 et seq. b.

The Board has adopted a policy (Resolution No. 75-396) requiring the County Administrator and the AuditorController to annually review changes in fees and charges for specific County products, services and costs of enforcement with the departments making those charges, and make recommendations to this Board as to whether said charges should remain the same, be increased or be decreased. c.

On November 6, 2018, Ordinance No. 3375 was adopted establishing or reaffirming all county fees. Said ordinance, and any other ordinances subsequently adopted amending the fee schedule, shall continue in effect unless modified by this ordinance. All fees to be charged in calendar year 2020 as set out in *Schedule “A” or in Fiscal Year 2020-21 as set forth in *Schedule “B” of this ordinance have been subject to review by the County Administrator and the County Auditor-Controller. All fees presented on *Schedule “A” and *Schedule “B” are attached and incorporated by reference herein.

e.

The fees and charges shown on *Schedule “A” and *Schedule “B” hereto reflect the Board approved charges for providing any product or service, or the cost of enforcing any regulations, which are limited to those items included in the Federal Office of Management and Budget Circular A-87; provided, however, that fees for zoning and planning matters, including municipal and district organizational and re-organizational matters, as specified in Government Code Section 66016, do not exceed estimated reasonable costs of those services for which the fees are charged. f.

Capital facilities fees do not exceed actual construction costs as defined in Government Code Section 54999.1. g.

By definition, these charges are not a “tax” and are exempt from voter approval pursuant to California Constitution Code Article XIIIC, section 1, paragraph (e) (1)[charge for specific benefit conferred]/(2)[charge for specific service provided]/(3)[charge for issuing license or performing inspection]/(4)[charge for use of government property]/(5)[fine or penalty imposed for violation of law] (Prop.26). h.

Public Notice has been given in accordance with Government Code Sections 66016 and 66018.

SECTION 2: The fee schedules are amended as follows: a.

That the fee changes attached and incorporated by reference herein shown on *Schedule “A” as “proposed fees” are hereby approved, and shall be effective January 1, 2020. b.

That the fee changes attached and incorporated by reference herein shown on *Schedule “B” as “proposed fees” are hereby approved, and shall be effective July 1, 2020.

SECTION 3: All departmental managers and divisional managers whose services are listed in said *Schedule “A” and *Schedule “B” are hereby directed to amend their fees for services to the rate shown in *Schedule “A” and *Schedule “B” as “proposed fees”, including all additions or deletions.

SECTION 4: This ordinance shall take effect and be in full force and effect as set forth in Section 2 above; and before the expiration of fifteen (15) days after passage of this ordinance, it shall be published once with the names of the members of the Board of Supervisors voting for and against the ordinance in a newspaper of general circulation published in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California.

INTRODUCED at a regular meeting of the Board of Supervisors held on 5th day of November 2019 and PASSED and ADOPTED by the Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, on the 19th day of November 2019, by the following roll call vote, to wit: AYES:

Upon motion of Supervisor Gibson, seconded by Supervisor Hill, and on the following roll call, to wit: AYES: NOES: ABSENT: ABSTAINING:

SECTION 1: The Board finds and determines:

d.

The Auditor-Controller has certified to this Board that the overhead rates are calculated in accordance with accounting standards set by the Federal Government’s Office of Management and Budget, in accordance with Circular A-87.

DATED: November 25, 2019

PRESENT:

The Board of Supervisors of the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, ordains as follows:

Exhibit A

Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, Adam Hill, John Peschong, Lynn Compton and Chairperson Debbie Arnold NOES: None ABSENT: None ABSTAINING: None Debbie Arnold Chairperson of the Board of Supervisors County of San Luis Obispo, State of California

ATTEST WADE HORTON Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors

ATTEST: Wade Horton

By: T’Ana Christiansen Deputy Clerk November 28, 2019

County of San Luis Obispo, State of California

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Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: T’Ana Christiansen Deputy Clerk

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

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WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

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WHAT: A request by Paloma Bilson for a Minor Use Permit (DRC201900003) to allow for the construction of a two-story, 3,390-square-foot barrel/case goods storage building that will include kitchen space, office areas, meeting rooms, and restrooms at an existing winery facility that was previously authorized (DRC2007-00086). The applicant was previously authorized for industry-wide events only and is not requesting any special events. The applicant is requesting a setback modification of the (east) side property line from 100 feet to 50 feet. A setback modification allowing a side setback of 50-feet was previously authorized. The project will result in the disturbance of approximately 0.08 acres of a 10.53-acre parcel. The proposed project is in the Agricultural land use category and is located at 7970 Vineyard Drive, approximately 16 miles west of Paso Robles. The site is within the Adelaida Sub Area of the North County Planning Area.

WHAT: A request by Roger Pessah for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2019-00168) to allow for the remodel of an existing two-story, single-family residence which would include the removal of approximately 44 square feet of livable space and 117 square feet of second-story deck area. The removal modification would bring a currently non-conforming structure into conformance with the required blufftop setback. The project would not result in any new disturbance on the previously developed 5,720-square-foot parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential Single-Family land use category and is located at 3140 Studio Drive, in the community of Cayucos. The site is in the Estero Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA.

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ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Melina Smith, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

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Assessor Parcel Number(s): 039-011-006 Date Accepted: 11/01/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@ co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC201900003.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing

WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: A request by Aaron Hein for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2019-00128) to allow for the construction of a 450-square-foot second-story addition, 468-square-foot carport/deck, and to modify the maximum size of a detached garage/workshop to allow a 2,000-square-foot garage/workshop.

The project will result in a disturbance of approximately 3,000 square feet of the 30,000 square foot parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential Suburban land use category and is located at 864 Guadalupe Road in the village of Callender-Garrett. The site is in the South County (Coastal) Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA. County File Number: DRC2019-00128 Supervisorial District: District 4 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 091-194-069 Date Accepted: 10/22/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Young Choi, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2019-00128.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

COASTAL APPEALABLE County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission after all possible local appeal efforts are exhausted.

Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA.

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 064-417-018 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Emi Sugiyama, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2019-00168.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

COASTAL APPEALABLE County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission after all possible local appeal efforts are exhausted.

Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: Hearing to consider a request by Sam Balakian and AT&T Mobility for a Conditional Use Permit (DRC2018-00176) to allow for the construction and operation of a wireless communications facility consisting of twelve (12) panel antennas, thirty-six (36) remote radio units, five (5) surge suppression units, two (2) microwave dishes, and associated equipment and hardware, all within a 21-foot 7-inch wide, 30-foot tall cylinder portion of a new 55-foot tall faux elevated water tank to be located within a 46-foot by 30-foot lease area, surrounded by an 8-foot tall wooden fence enclosure. The enclosed lease area also includes a 44.5-square-foot equipment shelter, A.C. unit and a backup emergency generator. The project will result in the total site disturbance of 7,517-square-feet (0.17 acres) of a 37.73-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Agriculture land use category and is located at 1010 Truesdale Road, approximately 0.7 miles south west of the community of Shandon. The site is in the Shandon-Carrizo Sub Area of the North County Planning Area.

Also to be considered at the hearing will be adoption of the Mitigated Negative Declaration prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on December 6, 2019 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Aesthetic and Biological Resources and are included as conditions of approval.

The Environmental Document is available for public review at the Department of Planning and Building, at the below address. A copy of the Environmental Document is also available on the Planning and Building Department website at www.sloplanning.org. Anyone interested in commenting on the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement and/or speak at the public hearing. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: A request by the State of California Department of Transportation (“Caltrans”) for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2019-00158) to allow for the replacement of the existing northbound portion of Old Creek Bridge (Caltrans Bridge No. 49-0070R) on State Route 1. The project consists of the replacement of the existing 170-foot, five-span, reinforced concrete slab bridge (constructed in 1941) with a new 187-foot, three-span, voided slab bridge on northbound State Route 1, crossing over Old Creek. The project will result in the disturbance of approximately 0.55 acres, which includes approximately 9,880 square feet of disturbance to the embankment and 5,620 square feet of disturbance within the streambed. The project is located on State Route 1, crossing Old Creek at post mile 34.46, in the community of Cayucos. The project is within the Estero Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the environmental determination. The County, as a Responsible Agency, has reviewed the Mitigated Negative Declaration previously prepared by the State of California Department of Transportation (May 2018) and finds that this determination is appropriate (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 221000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.). Mitigation measures have been carried forward to address the significant impacts and are included as conditions of approval.

County File Number: DRC2019-00158 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): N/A Date Accepted: 09/30/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Emi Sugiyama, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2019-00158.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing COASTAL APPEALABLE County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission after all possible local appeal efforts are exhausted.

Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: Hearing to consider a request by Jim Bryden and AT&T Mobility for a Conditional Use Permit (DRC2018-00038) to allow for the construction and operation of a wireless communications facility consisting of twelve (12) panel antennas, thirty-six (36) remote radio units, six (6) surge suppression units, two (2) microwave dishes, and associated equipment and hardware, all within an approximately 21.5-feet wide, 21.5-feet tall cylinder portion of a new 45-feet tall faux elevated water tank to be located within a 27-foot by 38-foot lease area, surrounded by a 8-feet tall wooden fence enclosure. The enclosed lease area also includes a 64-squarefoot equipment shelter and a diesel standby emergency generator. The proposed project will result in the disturbance of approximately 4,000 square feet (including utility trenching) on an approximately 22-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Residential Rural land use category and is located at 1390 Los Berros Road, approximately 3.5 miles southwest of the city of Arroyo Grande. The site is in the South County Inland Sub Area of the South County Planning Area.

Also to be considered at the hearing will be adoption of the Mitigated Negative Declaration prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on December 6, 2019 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Aesthetics and are included as conditions of approval.

The Environmental Document is available for public review at the Department of Planning and Building, at the below address. A copy of the Environmental Document is also available on the Planning and Building Department website at www.sloplanning. org. Anyone interested in commenting on the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement and/or speak at the public hearing. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

County File Number: DRC2018-00176 Supervisorial District: District 1

County File Number: DRC2018-00038 Supervisorial District: District 4

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 017-251-088 Date Accepted: 08/30/2019

Assessor Parcel Number(s): 091-053-042 Date Accepted: 08/30/2019

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Kathryn Nall, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ramona Hedges, Secretary Planning Commission November 28, 2019

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Cody Scheel, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ramona Hedges, Secretary Planning Commission November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: A request by Chevron Environmental Management Company for a Minor Use Permit/ Coastal Development Permit (DRC2019-00187) to allow for the demolition of three existing buildings: a 2,100 square foot lab building, a 2,400-square-foot pump house, and an 840-square-foot fire pump house. All demolition activities will be above the ground surface and the building foundations will be left in place. The project will result in the disturbance of 5,340 square feet of a 94-acre parcel. The proposed project is within the Industrial Land use category and is located at 10 Rafael Street in the community of Avila Beach. The site is in the San Luis Bay Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the project is categorically exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(2). A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062.

County File Number: DRC2019-00187 Supervisorial District: District 3 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 076-181-062 Date Accepted: 11/06/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Melina Smith, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@ co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC201900187.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

COASTAL APPEALABLE County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission after all possible local appeal efforts are exhausted. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

SUMMARY ORDINANCE(S) ADOPTING SPECIFIC amendments to Title 24 (CALIFORNIA CODE OF REGULATIONS/fIRE cODE), and Title 16 of the County FIRE Code.

On November 19, 2019, the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors adopted Ordinance Nos. 3401 and 3402 wherein it amended the San Luis Obispo County Code - Title 16 and Title 24 – Fire Code, relating to local fire code changes which take place every 3 years, by the following roll call to wit: AYES: Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, Adam Hill, John Peschong, Lynn Compton and Chairperson Debbie Arnold NOES:

None

ABSENT:

None

ABSTAINING: None The following amendment adopts the local fire codes which become effective January 1, 2020. Adopting these amendments to the California Fire Code will improve the safety of the public, firefighters, and reduce fire related loss. The new codes include changes to roadways/ driveway requirements for residential and non-staffed infrastructure projects. Amending the fire sprinkler chart to provide clarifying language. Amendments to the Cayucos Weed Abatement Ordinance to include clarifying language Specific information is contained in Ordinance Nos. 3401 and 3402.

1. Amendments to Title 16 (Fire Code) of the County Code, adopts roadway language to be consistent with the State of California. Allowing grades up to 20% with Fire Marshal’s approval. The amendments also include clarification when secondary egress is required from roadways serving multiple properties/parcels. Specific code language also allowing reduced road requirements for unstaffed infrastructure for projects similar to cell towers or water tanks. Requirements for water supply tanks is also included in the amendments.

2.. Amendments to the Cayucos Weed Abatement Ordinance San Luis Obispo County Chapter 16. Title of the ordinance to be changed to the Cayucos Hazard Abatement Ordinance. The ordinance adds clarifying language on vacant lot clearances and owner’s responsibilities when located within 100 feet of structures.

Copies of the full text of the above amendments may be purchased at reproduction cost or reviewed without charge in the CAL Fire Headquarters, 635 N. Santa Rosa Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93405, or on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov.

DATED: November 25, 2019 WADE HORTON, Ex-Officio Clerk of The Board of Supervisors By: /s/ T’Ana Christiansen Deputy Clerk November 28, 2019

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PUBLIC NOTICE The San Luis Obispo Police Department is currently in possession of $974.00 dollars which was submitted to the department by an individual that found this sum of money in the City. If the money is not claimed by the rightful owner seven days after the date of this advertisement, it is proposed that this money will become the property of the individual that located it. If anyone believes this money is their property, they are asked to notify the San Luis Obispo Police Department at 805781-7360. Anyone attempting to claim this money will be asked to show verification of ownership. SLOPD Case #190701067; Evidence Item #174233.

November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing

WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: A request by Janine Settimi for a Minor Use Permit/Coastal Development Permit (DRC2018-00002) to allow grading on slopes in excess of 20-percent for a new 2,170-square-feet single-family residence with an attached 540-square-feet garage. This project will result in the disturbance of approximately 3,000-square-feet of the 13,220-square-foot lot. The proposed project is within the Residential Single-Family land use category and is located on the east side of Burton Drive, approximately 850 feet southeast of the intersection with Kay Street, within the community of Cambria. The site is in the North Coast Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the environmental determination. The Environmental Coordinator finds that the previously adopted Mitigated Negative Declaration (ED13-072 SCH#2014061033) is adequate for the purposes of compliance with CEQA because no substantial changes are proposed in the project which will require major revision of the previous Mitigated Negative Declaration, no substantial changes occur with respect to the circumstance under which the project is undertaken which will require major revision of the previous Mitigated Negative Declaration, and no new information of substantial importance has been identified which was not known at the time that the previous Mitigated Negative Declaration was adopted.

County File Number: DRC2018-00002 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 024-331-032 Date Accepted: 11/21/2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS MEETING BRIEF TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2019 AT 9:00 AM. 5 BOARD MEMBERS PRESENT 01.

Consent Agenda – Item Nos. 01-32 & Resolution (Res.) No. 2019-310 thru 2019-316, approved as amended.

02.

Presentations: Res. Nos. 2019-317, Recognizing the Toy Bank of Greater Paso Robles on 25th Anniversary & 2019318, Proclaiming November 2019 as Thank a Veteran Month in SLO County, 2019-319, Recognizing K. Romero for30 years of service, adopted.

03.

Public Comment Period - matters not on the agenda: T. Gong, L Owen, M Brown, P Wilmore, G Philbin, G Nelson, E Greening, & B Difatta: speak. No action taken.

04.

05.

Update on State Legislative activities by P Yoder, & K Lange, of Shaw/Yoder/Antwih/Schmelzer & Lange & request to update the 2019 Legislative platform, approved as amended.

Update on state of recruitment & retention w/ county & direct staff to return by 6/30/19 w/specific recommendations on initial key priorities identified. Rec’d and filed with direction given to staff

06.

Ordinance No. 3400 Amending Building and Construction, Title 19 of SLO Code, exempt from CEQA. Adopted.

07.

Ordinance No. 3401-3402 amending Chapters 16.01, 16.08 & 16.10 of County Code & amending the 2019 Edition of CA Fire Code. Adopted.

08.

Closed Session. Anticipated Litigation: No of potential cases: 2. Significant exposure to litigation: No of potential cases: 2. Existing litigation: Application Filed by PG&E in the 2018 Nuclear Decommissioning Cost Triennial Proceeding (U 39 E) A: 18-12-008; In re PG&E Corporation (19-1930088); In re PG&E Company (19-19-30089); Santa Maria Valley Water Conservation District V City of Santa Maria, et al. (lead Case 1-97-CV-770214), Koch California Ltd., et al v. City of Santa Maria, et al. (19CV-0227). Jc & Elsie Teixeira Family Limited Partnership v. City of Santa Maria, et al. (SB Superior Court 19CV-0230), JC & Elise Teixeira Family Limited Partnership v. City of Santa Maria, et al.

(SB Superior Court 19CV-02086), Adam L. Kiernan, et al v.

City of Santa Maria, et al. (SB Superiori Court 19CV-02091).

Conference w/ Labor Negotiator, T. Douglas-Schatz, re: SLOGAU; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt; SLOCPPOA; DSA; DAIA; SLOCPMPOA; SLOCEA – PSSC; Unrepresented Mgmt & Confidential Employees; SDSA; UDWA. Report out – open session, no reportable action.

09.

Ordinance No. 3399 implementing County Fee schedule “A” for Calendar year 2020 and Fee Schedule “B” for FY 2020-21, adopted as amended.

10.

RES. No. 2019-320 1) modifying service area boundaries of the Paso Basin to align with revised State Dept. of Water Resources basin boundary; 2) modify service area boundaries to align with revised Shandon-San Juan Water District boundary as identified in SLO Local Agency Formation Commission Resolution 2019-05; 3) authorize Director of PW to take actions to effectuate modifications; 4) find project exempt from CEQA. Adopted.

11.

RES. No. 2019-321 approving amendments to The Williamson Act Rules of Procedure to implement the Land Conservation Act of 1965 (LRP2019-00003) 1) add “Cannabis Activities” as allowed uses under Table 2 “Agricultural and Compatible Uses for Lands subject to Land Conservation Contracts and Farmland Security Zone Contracts. In Coastal Zone; 2) amend ref. to Inland “Cannabis Activities” to reflect adopted Phase 2 Cannabis Amendments, exempt from CEQA. Adopted.

12.

RES. No. 2019-322 to continue road improvement fee for all development w/in portions of San Luis Bay Planning area; adopt Avila Circulation Study & Road Improvement Fee Update; adopt Mitigated Negative Declaration & initial study of CA Public Resources Code; direct staff to return under San Luis Bay Area Plan Update with revisions to traffic standards. Adopted.

13.

RES. No 2019-323 denying the appeal by Joe & Peggy Lipe of the Planning Commission’s approval of a request by Joe & Linda Lippe & AT&T Mobility for conditional use permit to construct & operate unmanned wireless comm. facility.

Adopted.

Meeting Adjourned.

Wade Horton, Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: Tessa Cornejo, Deputy Clerk November 28, 2019

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Young Choi, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC2018-00002.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

COASTAL APPEALABLE County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission after all possible local appeal efforts are exhausted. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF TENTATIVE ACTION / PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Department Hearing

WHEN: Friday, December 20, 2019 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: A request by Chad Tanner and Mike Bogle Construction Inc. for a Minor Use Permit (DRC2019-00169) to allow for the construction of two (2) two-story single-family dwellings. The first residential unit consists of 1,695 square feet of living area, an attached 624-square-foot garage, a 126-square-foot balcony, and a 289-square-foot roof deck. The second residential unit consists of 1,600 square feet of living area, an attached 624-square-foot garage, a 122-square-foot balcony, and a 263-squarefoot roof deck. The proposed project will result in the disturbance of the entire 7,000-square-foot parcel. The proposed project is located within the Residential Multi-Family land use category and is located at 2241 Cienaga Street (Highway 1), within the community of Oceano. The site is located in the San Luis Bay Inland Sub Area, of the South County Planning Area.

Also to be considered is the determination that this project is categorically exempt from environmental review under CEQA. County File Number: DRC2019-00169 Supervisorial District: District 4 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 062-121-007 Date Accepted: 10/30/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Cody Scheel, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

TO REQUEST A PUBLIC HEARING This matter is tentatively scheduled to appear on the consent agenda, which means that it and any other items on the consent agenda can be acted upon by the hearing officer with a single motion. An applicant or interested party may request a public hearing on this matter. To do so, send a letter to this office at the address below or send an email to pdh@ co.slo.ca.us by Friday, December 13, 2019 at 4:30 PM. The letter or email must include the language “I would like to request a hearing on DRC201900169.”

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Daniela Chavez, Secretary Planning Department Hearing November 28, 2019

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Tuesday, December 10, 2019, at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date.

WHAT: Hearing to consider an appeal by Yak Tityu Tityu Yak Tihini Northern Chumash Cultural Preservation Kinship (APPL201900018) of the Planning Commission’s approval of a request

by Pacific Gas and Electric for a Development Plan / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2018-00003), for the North Ranch Road Improvement Project. The appeal focuses on aspects of a condition of approval requiring a cultural resource monitoring plan (Condition No. 15). The proposed project would affect approximately 4.25 miles of the North Ranch Road, a privately-owned continuation of Pecho Valley Road, located on the North Ranch portion of the Diablo Canyon Power Plan (DCPP). The project is within the Agriculture and Rural Lands land use categories and is located between the southern parking lot of Montaña de Oro State Park and just north of DCPP, approximately five miles southwest of the community of Los Osos, in the San Luis Bay Coastal Planning Area.

County File Number: DRC2018-00003 (APPL2019-00018) Assessor Parcel Number: 076-011-006, 076-011-008, 076-011-031, 076-011-013 Supervisorial District: District 3 Date Accepted: March 20, 2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Kip Morais, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 300, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov.

ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also, to be considered at the hearing will be the Planning Commission’s adoption of the Environmental Document prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on August 19, 2019 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Biological Resources, Cultural Resources, Geology and Soils, and Noise and are included as conditions of approval.

COASTAL APPEALABLE: County action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043. **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: November 21, 2019 WADE HORTON, EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS By: /s/ T’Ana Christiansen, Deputy Clerk WHO: WHEN:

November 28, 2019

SUMMARY AMENDMENTS TO TITLE 19 OF THE SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY CODE, THE BUILDING AND CONSTRUCTION ORDINANCE On November 19, 2019, the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors adopted Ordinance No. 3400 wherein it amended the Building and Construction Ordinance, Title 19 of the San Luis Obispo County Code, to be consistent with the most recently adopted State codes and general cleanup, by the following roll call to wit: AYES: Supervisors Bruce S. Gibson, John Peschong, Adam Hill, Lynn Compton and Chairperson Debbie Arnold NOES: None ABSENT: None ABSTAINING: None Ordinance 3400 amended Title 19 and adopted and amended by reference the 2019 Edition California Building Standards Code, also known as Title 24 of the California Code of Regulations with amendments that resulted in more stringent requirements as well as relaxing some of our previous requirements. The Ordinance also adopted by reference the 2018 International Property Maintenance Code, 2018 Uniform Solar Energy Code, 2018 International Swimming Pool and Spa Code, and the 2018 Uniform Swimming Pool, Spa and Hot Tub Code.

On November 5, 2019, the Board adopted Resolution No. 2019-290 which identifies the special topographical, climatic and geographical facts and circumstances needed per Health and Safety Sections 17958.7 and 18941.5 to establish more stringent standards than set forth in the 2019 California Building Codes.

Copies of the full text of the above amendments may be purchased at reproduction cost or reviewed without charge in the San Luis Obispo County Administrative Office, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D430, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, or on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov.

DATED: November 25, 2019 WADE HORTON, Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ T’Ana Christiansen Deputy Clerk November 28, 2019

City of Pismo Beach State of California

PLANNING COMMISSION PUBLIC HEARING

PUBLIC NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, December 10, 2019 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose: PUBLIC HEARING AGENDA: A. Address: 900 Price Street Applicant: Michael Dammeyer Project No: P18-000119 Description: A continued Public Hearing from the meeting of September 24, 2019 for a Coastal Development Permit, Conditional Use Permit, Architectural Review Permit and Vesting Tentative Tract Map for the demolition of an existing commercial structure and construction of a new 20,641 square-foot mixeduse condominium building consisting of three commercial units and five residential dwelling units. An Environmental Categorical Exemption will be considered. The project is located in the Commercial Retail (C-1) Zone of the Downtown Core Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Zone and is not appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APNs: 005-073016 and -023.

You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing(s) or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding these matters. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing(s) or prior to the hearing(s). Written comments prepared prior to the hearing(s) may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@pismobeach.org Staff reports, plans and other information related to these matter(s) are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website.

PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on this item in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Further information on the above item may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach.org.

Date: November 25, 2019 Published: November 28, 2019

The San Luis Obispo Planning Commission will hold a Regular Meeting, Wednesday, December 11, 2019, at 6:00 p.m. in the Council Chamber of City Hall, 990 Palm Street, on the item(s) listed below: PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS: 1. Review of the Froom Ranch Specific Plan Draft Environmental Impact Report (EIR) during the 45-day public review period (State Clearinghouse No. 2017071033). Project Address: 12165 and 12393 Los Osos Valley Road; Case #: SPEC 01432017 / GENP 0737-2019 / SBDV 0955-2017 / EID 0738-2019; General Plan (Land Use Element) designated: Specific Plan Area SP-3 (Madonna on Los Osos Valley Road Specific Plan); JM Development Group, Inc., applicant.

Contact: Shawna Scott – (805) 781-7176 - sscott@slocity.org 2. Development review of a three-story affordable housing project consisting of 68 residential units, including a density bonus of 40 percent and an affordable housing incentive to allow for a maximum height of 45 feet where 35 is normally required, and a determination that the project is consistent with the certified Final EIR for Orcutt Area Specific Plan and exempt from environmental review (CEQA); Project Address: 3750 Bullock; Case #: ARCH-0148-2019; Zone: R-3-SP; Righetti Ranch LP, owner; Peoples’ Self-Help Housing Corp, applicant.

Contact: Kyle Bell – (805) 781-7524 – kbell@slocity.org 3. Review of a tentative parcel map to create four parcels, with a requested exception to the minimum lot size and width requirements for a corner parcel (SLO 18-0154), including a Mitigated Negative Declaration of environmental review (CEQA); Project Address: 309 Sandercock; Case #: EID-01372019 & SBDV-0136-2019; Zone: R-2; John Diodati, owner/ applicant.

Contact: Kyle Bell – (805) 781-7524 – kbell@slocity.org The Planning Commission may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Planning Commission at, or prior to, the public hearing.

The report(s) will be available for review in the Community Development Office and online in advance of the meeting at http://www.slocity.org/government/advisory-bodies/agendasand-minutes/planning-commission. Please call 805-781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20, beginning at 6:00 p.m.

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that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2597 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/05/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as, UNTAMED PETALS, 583 Dana Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Amanda Judge, Inc. (583 Dana Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Amanda Judge, Inc., Amanda Judge, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-05-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-05-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gayle MacGregor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0519. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy.

Exp. 11-05-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

Corporation (1405 Garden St., Suite 2, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ The Jonas Bailey Law Firm, A Professional Law Corporation, Jonas Bailey, Chief Executive Officer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-2588 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WOLF’S EQUIPMENT MOBILE REPAIR SERVICE, 1205 Silver Spur, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Joel Woolf (1205 Silver Spur, Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Joel Woolf. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2589 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/25/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COAST REALTY, 245 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Christopher Brian Bath (380 Las Vegas St., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Christopher B. Bath, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2590 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLO COUNTY HOMES, 136 Vista Circle, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Bruce Keith Byrd (136 Vista Circle, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Bruce Keith Byrd. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-04-24.

November 7, 14, 21, & 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2595 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HART TO HEART LANDSCAPING, 1636 Brighton Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Hart Joshua (1636 Brighton Avenue, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joshua Hart.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-04-19. I hereby certify

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2598 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/04/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE AGRARIAN HOTEL, 325 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

SRK Hotels, Inc. (611 El Camino Real, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ SRK Hotels, Inc., Harshad Panchal, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-05-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-05-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2599 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SRK PARTNERSHIP, 611 El Camino Real, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Harshad Panchal, Vina Panchal (611 El Camino Real, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420), Anil Panchal, Kamina Panchal (490 Dolliver St., Pismo Beach, CA 93449), Raj Panchal, Urvashi Panchal (4919 Coliseum Way, Oakland, CA 94601). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Harshad Panchal, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-05-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-05-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2601 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SAE CANCER REGISTRY SERVICES, 846 corbett Canyon Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Gayle MacGregor (846 corbett Canyon Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission

WHEN: Thursday, January 9, 2020 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600.

WHAT: Hearing to consider a request by John and Etta Osborne and AT&T Mobility for a Conditional Use Permit (DRC2019-00071) to allow for the construction and operation of a wireless communications facility consisting of twelve (12) panel antennas, thirty-six (36) remote radio units, eight (8) surge suppression units, two (2) microwave dishes, and associated equipment and hardware, all within an approximately 24-feet wide, 28-feet tall cylinder portion of a new 62-feet tall faux elevated water tank to be located within a 28-foot by 55-foot lease area, surrounded by a 8-feet tall chain-link fence enclosure. The enclosed lease area also includes a 118-square-foot equipment shelter and a diesel standby emergency generator. The proposed project will result in the disturbance of approximately 16,000 square feet (including utility trenching and access road improvements) on an approximately 19.50-acre parcel.

The proposed project is within the Residential Rural land use category and is located at 4240 Rancho Road, approximately 4.5 miles east of the community of Templeton. The site is in the El Pomar-Estrella Sub Area of the North County Planning Area.

Also to be considered at the hearing will be adoption of the Mitigated Negative Declaration prepared for the item. The Environmental Coordinator, after completion of the initial study, finds that there is no substantial evidence that the project may have a significant effect on the environment, and the preparation of an Environmental Impact Report is not necessary. Therefore, a Mitigated Negative Declaration (pursuant to Public Resources Code Section 21000 et seq., and CA Code of Regulations Section 15000 et seq.) has been issued on December 6, 2019 for this project. Mitigation measures are proposed to address Aesthetics and are included as conditions of approval.

The Environmental Document is available for public review at the Department of Planning and Building, at the below address. A copy of the Environmental Document is also available on the Planning and Building Department website at www.sloplanning.org. Anyone interested in commenting on the proposed Environmental Document should submit a written statement and/or speak at the public hearing. Comments will be accepted up until completion of the public hearing(s).

County File Number: DRC2019-00071 Supervisorial District: District 5 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 034-201-007 Date Accepted: 09/06/2019 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets.

At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Emi Sugiyama, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600.

If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing.

Ramona Hedges, Secretary Planning Commission November 28, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2612 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BELLA ROO, 749 W. Tefft St., Nipomo, CA 93444.

San Luis Obispo County. Carmen Ruby Sanchez (749 W. Tefft St., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Carmen Ruby Sanchez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 1106-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy.

Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2614 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/08/1978) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ROYAL OAK MOTOR HOTEL, 214 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Loretta J. Bonjour, as Trustee of the Loretta J. Gingg Trust dated July 15, 1982 as amended 9-13-88 (214 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), Diane Church (10119 Cherry Lane N.W., Gig Harbor, WA 98332), Rick L. Harnes, as Trustee of the Harnes Family Trust dated July 8, 2015 (3443 E. Hayden View Drive, Coeur d’Alene, ID 83815). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Rick Harnes, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2629 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NADIA, 453 Laetitia Vineyard Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Vintage Wine Estates, Inc. (205 Concourse Boulevard, Santa Rosa, CA 95403). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Vintage Wine Estates, Inc., Patrick Roney, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-24.

November 21, 28, December 5, & 12, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2634 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, INNER CIRCLE INTERPRETING AGENCY, 240 S. Mesa Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Melchor David De La Garza, Claudia Luviano De La Garza (240 S. Mesa Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted

by A Married Couple /s/ Melchor David De La Garza, State of California Certified Interpreter.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2615 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/06/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LUCA’S LUXURY LIMOSINE, 570 Higuera St., Suite 130, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Luca Allegretta, Angela Renteria (1260 Southwood Dr., Apt. D, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Luca Allegretta, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-2639 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, O’CONNOR PEST CONTROL CENTRAL COAST, 101 Cuyama lane, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. KNO Enterprises (101 Cuyama lane, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A NV Corporation /s/ Kevin Michael O’Connor, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2616 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/15/1996) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PRINTPAL PROMOTIONS & PRINTING, 567 Camino Mercado, Suite F, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. The Silveira Group (567 Camino Mercado, Suite F, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ The Silveira Group, Shelley McConnell, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. E. Brookhart, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2644 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PAST FASHIONS, 1346 Alder St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Mary Louise Mendivil (1346 Alder St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mary Mendivil, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-07-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-07-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2617 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/18/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JADE COAST JEWELRY, 1310 San Luis Avenue, Baywood-Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Dillon Timothy Carr (1310 San Luis Avenue, Baywood-Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dillon Carr.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. JA. Anderson, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FILE NO. 2019-2647 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ARTCOLAB, 827 N 5th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Artcolab, LLC (250 Northwest Blvd., Ste. 101B, Coeur D Alene, ID, 83814). This business is conducted

by A ID Limited Liability Company /s/ Artcolab, LLC, Scott Lakey, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-08-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2618 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PHOEBE WREN, 1640 13th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Keri Jayne Vandeventer (520 S. Watson, Visalia, CA 93277).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Keri Vandeventer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0619. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. G. Ugalde, Deputy.

Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2621 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GREENMILK, LLC., 2685 Lynch Canyon Rd., Bradley, CA 93426. San Luis Obispo County.

Greenmilk, LLC. (23838 Pacific Coast Highway, Unit #2833, Malibu, CA 90265). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Greenmilk, LLC., Teri Gillen, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2628 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/22/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE BAILEY LAW FIRM, 1405 Garden St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

The Jonas Bailey Law Firm, A Professional Law

FILE NO. 2019-2648 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOLID ROCK MINISTRIES, 472 Aloma Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Shepherd’s Rest (472 Aloma Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by A CA Corporation /s/ Shepherd’s Rest, Sharon Webster, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-0819. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 11-08-24.

November 14, 21, 28, & December 5, 2019

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2019-2652 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/08/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LONG OAK VINEYARD, 11655 Santa Ana Road, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County.

Charles K. Ebner, Nana J. Ebner (619 Jasmine Ave., Corona Del Mar, CA 92625). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Charles K. Ebner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-19. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-08-24.

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Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology Homework: You have the power to re-genius yourself.

Guidance: https://tinyurl.com/ReGeniusYourself ARIES (March 21-April 19): Humans invented the plow in 4,500 BC, the wheel in 4,000 BC, and writing in 3,400 BC. But long before that, by 6,000 BC, they had learned how to brew beer and make psychoactive drugs from plants. Psychopharmacologist Ronald Siegel points to this evidence to support his hypothesis that the yearning to transform our normal waking consciousness is a basic drive akin to our need to eat and drink. Of course, there are many ways to accomplish this shift besides alcohol and drugs. They include dancing, singing, praying, drumming, meditating, and having sex. What are your favorite modes? According to my astrological analysis, it’ll be extra important for you to alter your habitual perceptions and thinking patterns during the coming weeks.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): What’s something you’re afraid of, but pretty confident you could become unafraid of? The coming weeks will be a favorable time to dismantle or dissolve that fear. Your levels of courage will be higher than usual, and your imagination will be unusually ingenious in devising methods and actions to free you of the unnecessary burden.

Step one: Formulate an image or scene that symbolizes the dread, and visualize yourself blowing it up with a “bomb” made of a hundred roses.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The word “enantiodromia” refers to a phenomenon that occurs when a vivid form of expression turns into its opposite, often in dramatic fashion. Yang becomes yin; resistance transforms into welcome; loss morphs into gain. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you Geminis are the sign of the zodiac that’s most likely to experience enantiodromia in the coming weeks.

Will it be a good thing or a bad thing? You can have a lot of influence over how that question resolves. For best results, don’t fear or demonize contradictions and paradoxes. Love and embrace them.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): There are Americans who speak only one language, English, and yet imagine they are smarter than bilingual immigrants. That fact amazes me, and inspires me to advise me and all my fellow Cancerians to engage in humble reflection about how we judge our fellow humans.

Now is a favorable time for us to take inventory of any inclinations we might have to regard ourselves as superior to others; to question why we might imagine others aren’t as worthy of love and respect as we are; or to be skeptical of any tendency we might have to dismiss and devalue those who don’t act and think as we do. I’m not saying we Cancerians are more guilty of these sins than everyone else; I’m merely letting you know that the coming weeks are our special time to make corrections.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Erotic love is one of the highest forms of contemplation,” wrote the sensually wise poet Kenneth Rexroth. That’s a provocative and profitable inspiration for you to tap into. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you’re in the Season of Lucky Plucky Delight, when brave love can save you from wrong turns and irrelevant ideas; when the grandeur of amour can be your teacher and catalyst. If you have a partner with whom you can conduct these educational experiments, wonderful. If you don’t, be extra sweet and intimate with yourself.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the follow-up story to Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, our heroine uses a magic mirror as a portal into a fantastical land. There she encounters the Red Queen, and soon the two of them are holding hands as they run as fast as they can. Alice notices that despite their great effort, they don’t seem to be moving forward. What’s happening? The Queen clears up the mystery: In her realm, you must run as hard as possible just to remain in the same spot. Sound familiar, Virgo? I’m wondering whether you’ve had a similar experience lately. If so, here’s my advice: Stop running. Sit back, relax, and allow the world to zoom by you. Yes, you might temporarily fall behind. But in the

meantime, you’ll get fully recharged. No more than three weeks from now, you’ll be so energized that you’ll make up for all the lost time—and more.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Most sane people wish there could be less animosity between groups that have different beliefs and interests. How much better the world would be if everyone felt a generous acceptance toward those who are unlike them. But the problem goes even deeper: Most of us are at odds with ourselves. Here’s how author Rebecca West described it: Even the different parts of the same person do not often converse among themselves, do not succeed in learning from each other. That’s the bad news, Libra. The good news is that the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to promote unity and harmony among all the various parts of yourself. I urge you to entice them to enter into earnest conversations with each other!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Poet Cecilia Woloch asks, “How to un-want what the body has wanted, explain how the flesh in its wisdom was wrong?” Did the apparent error occur because of “some ghost in the mind?” she adds. Was it due to “some blue chemical rushing the blood” or “some demon or god“?

I’m sure that you, like most of us, have experienced this mystery. But the good news is that in the coming weeks you will have the power to un-want inappropriate or unhealthy experiences that your body has wanted. Step one: Have a talk with yourself about why the thing your body has wanted isn’t in alignment with your highest good.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian composer Ludwig van Beethoven was inclined to get deeply absorbed in his work.

Even when he took time to attend to the details of daily necessity, he allowed himself to be spontaneously responsive to compelling musical inspirations that suddenly welled up in him. On more than a few occasions, he lathered his face with the 19th century equivalent of shaving cream, then got waylaid by a burst of brilliance and forgot to actually shave.

His servants found that amusing. I suspect that the coming weeks may be Beethoven-like for you, Sagittarius. I bet you’ll be surprised by worthy fascinations and subject to impromptu illuminations.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): During the next 11 months, you could initiate fundamental improvements in the way you live from day to day. It’s conceivable you’ll discover or generate innovations that permanently raise your life’s possibilities to a higher octave. At the risk of sounding grandiose, I’m tempted to predict that you’ll celebrate at least one improvement that is your personal equivalent of the invention of the wheel or the compass or the calendar.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The only thing we learn from history is that we never learn anything from history. Philosopher Georg Hegel said that. But I think you will have an excellent chance to disprove this theory in the coming months. I suspect you will be inclined and motivated to study your own past in detail; you’ll be skilled at drawing useful lessons from it; and you will apply those lessons with wise panache as you reroute your destiny.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his own time, poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882) was acclaimed and beloved. At the height of his fame, he earned $3,000 per poem. But modern literary critics think that most of what he created is derivative, sentimental, and unworthy of serious appreciation.

In dramatic contrast is poet Emily Dickinson (1830-1886).

Her writing was virtually unknown in her lifetime, but is now regarded as among the best ever. In accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to sort through your own past so as to determine which of your work, like Longfellow’s, should be archived as unimportant or irrelevant, and which, like Dickinson’s, deserves to be a continuing inspiration as you glide into the future. Δ

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