New Times Best Of SLO County 2016

MAY 12 - MAY 19, 2016 • VOL. 30, NO. 42 • W W W.NEW TIMESSLO.COM • SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNT Y’S NEWS AND ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

Opinion

The Shredder

Sign of the times

D

riving north through Atascadero yesterday, I suddenly felt like getting stoned and checking out the Charles Paddock Zoo. That’s because advertising works! On the east side of Highway 101, there’s a big billboard that says Diamond Cannabis with a stony green crystalized pot leaf, and on the far right is a city of Atascadero-sponsored ad for the zoo.

It was awesome to get high and check out the white-eared titi monkey and the kinkajou.

The Malayan tiger and blood python were too scary, yo.

Warning: If you’re really high, steer clear of the axolotl! It’s haunted my dreams.

After the dope wore off, I thought, is it just me, or does it seem weird to find a city that’s done everything in its legal power to limit access to medical marijuana associating itself with a mobile weed delivery service?

I guess since the city has a deal with the outside advertising company that owns billboards to take 20 percent of each sign for city promotion, they’re willing to be strange bed fellows. It’s a sign of the times.

And speaking of signs, someone apparently ran over 3rd District county supervisor candidate and SLO Vice Mayor Dan Carpenter’s sign on Highway 227 … twice! Carpenter claims the sign, secured by wooden posts, was knocked down one night, reset the next day, and knocked down again that night.

He claims there were tire tracks and

reactionary? Is Hill? Hmm? Meanwhile, up in Santa Margarita, some jackhole has been stealing yard signs promoting 5th District supervisor candidate Eric Michielssen, who has not given his permission to do so. I guess Debbie Arnold supporters—or only one of them—think the only way to defeat Michielssen is through theft and vandalism. Come on, people! This race is getting dirtier than a gravel quarry!

Is it a sign of the Apocalypse that Donald Trump has sealed the Republican nomination or merely a sign that America, or at least the part supporting Trump, is dumber than a sack of combed-over hair?

It only took this week’s pro-Trump commentator Gary Wechter until the end of his second paragraph to prove that last week’s commentator Zaf Iqbal was right to call Trump supporters ignorant and racist.

“And, by the way, what kind of a name is ‘Zaf Iqbal’?” Wechter asks. “Is Mr. Iqbal a U.S. citizen? Is he eligible to vote?”

OK, my editor took that part out, but that’s how Wechter submitted it. Later in his essay Wechter complains that “race relations are at an all-time low” in the U.S. Hmm. Maybe that’s because the Trump-voting segment of our population too quickly judges a person based on an unfamiliar name (or appearance or whatever), accusing said person of being

Is it a sign of the Apocalypse that Donald Trump has sealed the Republican nomination or merely a sign that America, or at least the part supporting Trump, is dumber than a sack of combed-over hair? broken plastic from damaged headlight covers, maybe. That’s good police work, Danny Boy! Book ’em!

Detective Carpenter initially deduced it was a dirty trick by his opponent 3rd District Supervisor Adam Hill or one of his evil minions and not, for instance, some drunk idiot or someone who swerved off the road to avoid a jackalope two nights in a row. It could happen! It’s jackalope season!

“This particular incumbent, it’s not uncommon for him to go to any length to make sure no one defeats him,” Carpenter told New Times. “This is indicative of his type of politicking. He’ll do whatever it takes to win. I’m not surprised.”

To which Hill retorted, “I think Dan cares more about his signs than I do about mine. Dan is up against his own anger control problems. He’s just an angry guy. I’m the latest person he hates.

I’m OK with it. It gives his city manager and City Council a break.”

Did you hear that, Carpenter supporters? Sounds like Hill just gave you carte blanche to drive your monster trucks over Hill-for-supervisor signs. Woo hoo! Eat dirt, Hill! Oh, and Carpenter later recanted his assertion that Hill might have something to do with the sign damage because, you know, he’s not really a detective. Is he really an angry

an illegal immigrant. What do you think, Herr Wechter?

Hopefully, I’ll get some angry letters from Trump supporters. I’ll carefully correct all the misspellings and grammar problems in bright red ink and mail them back with little frowny faces. Then they’ll call me a grammar Nazi and I’ll tell them they’re supporting an actual Nazi.

There’ll be hell toupee!

What can I say? I love feedback, which was why I was extra excited to see 24th District Congressional candidate John Uebersax write to tell me, “Hey and fuck you for not telling people I’m an anti-war candidate. What do I need to do, send you a candy-gram?”

You know, now that I think about it, Mr. Uebersax seems to have just the right temperament to represent me in Congress.

I’m also anti-war, prone to profanity, and have zero chance of being elected to public office. To be fair, he said he was just joking about the “fuck you” part.

Seriously? If you don’t want me to use it, don’t write it in the fist place.

I can see my yard sign now: “Vote for Shredder for whatever!” ∆ The Shredder is unfit to hold public office but will shred dirty pols’ secret docs.

Send ideas and comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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DINING OUT

W O O D STOC K ’ S PI Z Z A

B e st PI Z Z A

Chuck Woodstock and Mike Chew partnered in 1980 to open Woodstock’s Pizza in San Luis Obispo. The goal was to create a fun, student-oriented pizzeria dishing up pies using Woodstock’s grandmother’s marinara recipe. There are now fi ve restaurants in California, owned by Jeff (who helped start the very fi rst Woodstock’s in Corvallis, Ore.) and Laura Ambrose. The company is ranked No. 3 among independent pizzerias nationwide, and Woodstock’s has won Best Pizza in SLO County every year but two of the last 30. www.newtimesslo.com • May 12 - May 19, 2016 • New Times • 17

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BEST NORTH COUNTY RESTaURaNT (San Miguel,

Paso Robles, Templeton, Atascadero, Santa Margarita)

The Range

22317 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita The Range is the kind of place that even the most in-the-know foodie may not know. That is until the word-of-mouth reputation comes around. Owners Jeff and Lindsay Jackson consider this haven to be “honky-tonk French fusion”—it’s got a heavy hand of both country traditions and the culinary gourmet. Come for the great steaks, the Southern fried chicken, or the local organic “fresh kill.” If you’re headed in, remember: no credit cards, no reservations, and Google Maps will get you lost. All you need to know is it’s next to the gas station and across the street from the liquor store and post office.

—Jono Kinkade

runner up: McPhee’s Grill

BEST NORTH COaST RESTaURaNT (Cambria, Cayucos,

STEAK AND FRIES

You can get SLO County’s best steak on a plate or a steak in a sandwich, and F. McClintocks server Delaney D. could be the one to bring it to you.

Los Osos, Baywood Park, Morro Bay)

Robin’s

4095 Burton Drive, Cambria The salmon bisque is always good at Robin’s in Cambria. It’s beloved, according to Molly Kiely, the restaurant’s marketing manager, and much like Robin’s philosophy—sourcing high quality ingredients to create wholesome comfort food that keeps guests returning for warm hospitality and deliciousness— that creamy little number has never changed. Consistency coupled with a menu that fluctuates with the seasons are the fundamentals that make Robin’s customers happy. But there’s also an airy garden patio and that happy hour menu.

For instance: nibble on steamed mussels in coconut milk for $5. Sounds like a good reason to play hooky.

—Camillia Lanham

runner up: Taco Temple

BEST SaN LUIS OBISPO RESTaURaNT

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open kitchen, wood-fired oven, brick-andmortar fireplace with a Tuscan grill, and spit-roaster. “We serve Italian-inspired California cuisine and aim to create the ideal environment to experience Central Coast food and wine,” said owner and chef Brian Collins. Monthly menu changes reflect seasonal local produce. Signature dishes include Cayucos abalone, grilled rib-eye steak, homemade pastas, housebaked rustic sourdough, and fresh focaccia. The chocolate ice cream cake with sea salt caramel sauce topped with a toasted marshmallow is heavenly. “We thank our guests for voting for us! Come see what we have in store for 2016.”

—Ariel Waterman

runner up: Jocko’s

BEST SOUTH COaST (Avila Beach, Ciopinot Seafood Grille RESTaURaNT Grover Beach, Pismo Beach, Oceano, Shell Beach) 1051 Nipomo St., SLO It’s the quintessential restaurant for SLO—it brings traditional, consistent food and service; offers entrees from both sea and land (try their American Wagyu steak); and it’s right next to one of downtown’s few surviving parking lots (for now). Stop in for a classic cocktail or a glass of wine and see where it leads.

—Jono

runner up: Novo Restaurant & Lounge

BEST SOUTH COUNTY RESTaURaNT (Arroyo Grande, Nipomo)

Ember

1200 East Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande Ember puts on quite a show with its

Ventana Grill

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach Manager Josh Whipkey attributes Ventana Grill’s success to its patrons. “We appreciate our customers who voted for us and aim to please everyone, especially our regulars.” Executive Chef Ricardo Ortega and chefs Norma Ruiz and Bryan Burns are the heart and soul of a menu that features agave bone-in rib-eye steak and crab-encrusted filet mignon, plus a lunch menu with Latin flair. “We listen to our customers and are never afraid to change based on what they say,” Whipkey said. For happy hour, try El Jefe: fresh homemade margarita mix and housemade jalapeño-infused tequila, muddled with cilantro and jalapeño.

—Ariel

runner up: The Custom House

BEST RESTaURaNT. PERIOD.

Ciopinot Seafood Grille

1051 Nipomo St., SLO For ages, these pages have hosted a battle between Ciopinot and Novo for the coveted, punctuated bragging rights.

Owner Leonard Cohen, however, isn’t one to brag. Instead, the man known for having an eye for detail—from the food, to the atmosphere, to the service—will just tell you how he approaches running his restaurant. If you think it’s too fancy, fear not; customers can enjoy a great meal without breaking the bank (they don’t have a corkage fee). Of course you can go all out and order oysters and several courses, too.

—Jono

runner up: Novo

BEST NEw RESTaURaNT OF 2015

Kuma Sushi

2011 10th St., Los Osos Leave it to the owner of local favorite Sylvester’s Burgers to bring us the hottest restaurant of 2015. “Our goal was to bring a fun sushi joint to Los Osos with the highest quality fish straight off the boat and ramen that’s legit,” said Brian Englund, owner of Kuma and Sylvester’s Burgers. The food is simply mouth watering. Plus, sushi bar manager Hidehiko Nogi’s work is an art in itself.

The team at Kuma will also soon be offering sushi classes paired with local wine and sake where patrons can learn to roll their own sushi.

—Kat Schuster

runner up: The Spoon Trade

BEST BREaKFaST

Del Monte Café

1901 Santa Barbara Ave., SLO Everybody loves a great breakfast (some of us live for it), and Del Monte Café delivers. Located at the distinct and historic street corner across from the SLO train station, the familyowned Del Monte is a down-to-earth breakfast joint that will serve you copious amounts of pancakes and French toast for a reasonable price. There’s no doubt breakfast enthusiasts love Del Monte’s classic American diner atmosphere (comfy booths and all) and friendly staff as they chow down on the fluffy pancakes, perfectly cooked scrambled eggs, and delicious bacon. And did I mention it’s been the best for 25 years running?

—Peter Johnson

runner up: Louisa’s Place

BEST WEEKEND BRUNCH

Ventana Grill

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach Nestled quite literally on the coastline with specular views of the ocean blue, Ventana Grill in Pismo Beach is an attractive place to dine for its location alone. Top that off with first-class cuisine—homemade tortillas, an omelet station, crab and seafood station, “churro style” French toast, and more—and, well, you win Best Weekend Brunch. “We’d like to thank everybody for voting for us.

We really appreciate the fact that they thought of us,” General Manager Josh Whipkey said. “We strive to please our locals and make them happy.”

—Peter

runner up: Marisol at The Cliffs Resort

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The BEST Farmers and the BEST Cooks Make the BEST Vegetarian

Thank you

to our great customers for your support and for voting us Best San Luis Obipso Restaurant, Best Restaurant. Period. as well as Best Seafood and Best Chowder!

Thanks from Big Sky Cafe

BEST VEGETARIAN FARE 547-1111 1051 Nipomo Street, SLO ciopinotrestaurant.com

1121 Broad Street · SLO (805) 545-5401 · bigskycafe.com

The staff at Pepe Delgado’s thanks you for your continued support for the past 45 years!

Thank you for voting us Best Margarita! Yay!

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BEST HaNGOvER FOOD

Frank’s Famous Hot Dogs Thank You SLO County for Voting!

Best Kid Friendly Restaurant One of the Best Places to Enjoy Clam Chowder!

We also feature delicious pastries & desserts and we are open daily for breakfast.

Think of us for all of your catering needs.

950 California Blvd., SLO At Frank’s, it’s not necessarily the hot dogs that get people out of bed after a long night of SLOtown debauchery.

It’s that breakfast burrito. For $6.99 plus tax, you can get yourself two eggs, two pieces of bacon, cheddar cheese, home fries, tomato, onion, mayo, and pico de gallo wrapped up in a gigantic tortilla—all day, every day. There’s also the pancake breakfast and the breakfast sandwich, but manager Hector Martinez said that the flour tortilla packed full of invigorating delights is one of the best sellers. “I think the salsa’s the secret,” he said.

—Camillia

runner up: Sylvester’s Burgers

BEST VEGETaRIaN FaRE

Big Sky Café 3 Locations to Serve You 7am 544-7567 Open for Breakfast

1491 Monterey St, SLO

439-2990

Open 7am for Breakfast

8am 773-4653 Open for Breakfast

Next to Barnes & Noble, SLO 197 Pomeroy, Pismo Beach

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1121 Broad St., SLO Big Sky Café started serving modern food—including locally sourced ingredients and vegetarian options— before it was cool. Now, just a bit more than 20 years after opening their doors, they’re still going strong. Last year, longtime Executive Chef Greg Holt bought the restaurant and took the reins. He’s continuing a philosophy that looks at a vegetarian dish as something that is not

just absent of meat, but instead an entire creation of its own, where the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Try the beet Reuben or the Vietnamese vermicelli bowl with roasted portobello mushrooms.

—Jono

runner up: The Natural Cafe

BEST SEaFOOD

Ciopinot Seafood Grille

1051 Nipomo St., SLO If your name is derived from the classic seafood stew cioppino, the seafood better be good. And it is. Owner Leonard Cohen said they go to great lengths to find the best and freshest seafood that Morro Bay and Port San Luis have to offer. That includes live oysters, seasonal salmon, fresh rock crab claws, petrale sole, and halibut. To complete the experience, pair your choice with a wine from their extensive wine list (they’re big pinot fans, if you didn’t already catch the subtle portmanteau).

—Jono

runner up:Tognazzini’s Dockside Restaurant

BEST MEXICaN FOOD

Taqueria Santa Cruz Express

1308 Monterey St., SLO They came, they saw, they conquered.

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Thank you for voting us SLO County’s

BEST BARBECUE!

FRESH • LOCAL • AUTHENTIC Open Daily at 11am · Serving Lunch and Dinner Happy Hour Every Weekday 3-6pm Phone Orders: (805) 285-2473 Order Online: oldsanluisbbq.com MenuClub Delivery: (805) 543-8210

Featuring Local Craft Beer and Wine · Gluten-Free Options Available 670 Higuera Street • In Downtown SLO

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the family expanded into SLO in 2013, bringing with them a refined product developed from competing in an area awash with great Mexican food. Everything’s made from scratch, including the wide variety of colorfully delicious salsa—try the pink salsa, I dare you. If you’re looking to change it up from the usual burrito or tacos, go for a torta or the signature carne en su jugo soup. —Jono

runner up: Tacos de Acapulco

BEST CHINESE FOOD

Mandarin Gourmet

1316 Madonna Road, SLO “We make everything to order from scratch and accommodate special diets.

We offer gluten-free soy sauce and brown rice,� said Elaine Truong, who, with husband Eric, opened Mandarin Gourmet 24 years ago. Popular dishes include pho (noodles and thin slices of beef in a savory broth) and General Tso’s chicken. “People love our chow mein and fried rice!�

Something new, Truong said, is the salad roll—veggies, shrimp, and barbecued pork, rolled inside rice paper, steamed and served with peanut sauce. Mandarin Gourmet delivers great food, in house or to your house! —Ariel

runner up: Mei’s Chinese Restaurant

BEST JaPaNESE FOOD

Goshi Japanese Restaurant

570 Higuera St., suite 20, SLO When I first moved to San Luis Obispo and mentioned I might like sushi, everyone told me “Goshi! You need to go to Goshi!� They weren’t lying. Tucked away behind the Creamery in downtown San Luis Obispo, Goshi doesn’t try to be flashy, it’s all about the food. If you’re sitting at the bar you can see just how fresh the ingredients are. If you aren’t a fan of sushi, don’t worry about it! Goshi also serves amazing pork, beef, and chicken dishes. They always have the best fish available to them, and you can taste the difference. —Giselle Armstrong

runner up: Yanagi Sushi

BEST THaI FOOD

Thai Boat

3212 Broad St., suite 140, SLO Thai Boat is a charming little restaurant that dishes up truly awesome Thai cuisine! The place is owned and staffed by the friendliest people you’ll ever meet. The food is authentic, and no surprise because the owners frequently travel home to Thailand, so the Boat does close occasionally without notice. Call before making the drive. When open it gets busy, but don’t be discouraged. Just step up to the counter, order, and your food will appear magically in minutes, piping hot and delicious! The curries and noodle bowls are outstanding, and the Thai iced tea is a refreshing chaser. —Ariel

runner up: Thai Palace

BEST ITaLIaN FOOD

Giuseppe’s

SLO, Pismo Beach All you need is the seasonal antipasto plate to start your journey to a foreign land from the comfort of cushioned seats in downtown SLO or Pismo. And if there was ever a time to go on hiatus from your gluten-free diet, it is here; one dunk of crusty bread or fresh focaccia into the secret-recipe oil and you’ll forget all about quinoa flour. Yet, what is it that sets Giuseppe’s aside from other domestic Italian eateries? “My family,� manager Giuseppe DiFronzo Jr. says, “we’re close to each other, we’re close to our roots, and our love makes all the difference.� —Rebecca Lucas

runner up: CafĂŠ Roma

BEST MEDITERRaNEaN FOOD

Petra

1210 Higuera St., SLO What keeps bringing people back for more? “The quality of our products and an open-armed service at an affordable price,� said co-owner Rammy Aburashed, and he is not lying. Petra prides itself on authentic recipes and fresh pitas, and you can just tell Petra makes everything from scratch daily.

I didn’t think Mediterranean food could be any better until I had their Greek feta pizza. Game changer! And they deliver. Sold! So if you’re looking

for a quality homemade meal and an affordable price delivered to your door, call Petra. —Giselle

runner up: Jaffa Cafe

BEST PIZZa

Woodstock’s Pizza

1000 Higuera St., SLO Woodstock’s has won our Best of SLO readers’ poll 29 of our 30 years running and been voted Cal Poly’s favorite pizza every year since 2005. More than 20,000 Mustangs can’t be wrong. General manager Mike Swift said, “Our motto is if you order a combination pizza with five toppings, we want each of those toppings to be in every bite!� You can customize your pizza, and gluten-free crust is available on large pies. Swift, who started with Woodstock’s in 1985 as a delivery driver, said, “We are very grateful to our fans and friends who chose us 29 years running!� —Ariel

runner up: Palo Mesa Pizza

BEST BaRBECUE

Old San Luis BBQ

670 Higuera St., SLO Santa Maria-style barbecue is treasured on the Central Coast. The recipe, perfected over family generations, is no secret. Old San Luis Barbecue Company has been perfecting its recipe, and doing it well. Steadily expanding since its beginning in 2012, “It’s the simplicity of it,� owner Matt Pearce said, that keeps people coming back. “Like what [locals] would do at home without the trouble of having to do it at home.� Also, they’re open until 2 a.m., and nothing satisfies the need for a snack after hitting the bars or quenches potential loneliness at that hour like super delicious tri-tip. —Rebecca

runner up: Mo’s Smokehouse

BEST STEaK

F.McLintocks Saloon & Dining House Shell Beach, Arroyo Grande, SLO, Paso Robles Congratulations to McLintocks, the longtime eatery that’s based in Shell Beach but has restaurants throughout SLO County. McLintocks oversees its

steaks with care from start to finish. First they’re dry aged, then hand cut, seasoned with their in-house Santa Maria-style dry rub, and thrown on a traditional oak-fired grill to order. Come hungry and prepared to choose from a long list of options, including the T-bone, porterhouse, baseball, filet, or rib-eye—bone-in or boneout. If you’re having a difficult time with the decision, go for the most popular, the 6-ounce petit filet mignon. —Jono

runner up: Jocko’s Steak House

BEST BURGER

Eureka!

1141 Chorro St., SLO In downtown San Luis Obispo since 2011, Eureka! not only makes delicious burgers, but has an amazing selection of whiskeys, beers, and ciders. They also concoct specialty cocktails; if you get the chance to try their Holy Smokes! go for it.

You can make any burger a turkey burger or skip the bun and go “naked� on a bed of arugula. “We try to be progressive with the menu, touching on trends but also keeping what we know our customers like. We are affordable in many ways while still bringing the best burgers to the table,� said General Manager Jeremy Stemen. —Giselle

runner up: Sylvester’s Burgers

BEST SaLaD

Pluto’s

1122 Chorro St., SLO “Pluto’s stands for fresh, healthy, quality food at an affordable price. What makes us stand out is how we prep our ingredients. We roast bell peppers in olive oil, saute mushrooms in red wine and garlic, caramelize onions in balsamic vinegar and brown sugar, and proteins are prepared by steaming, char-grilling, and roasting,� according to General Manager Paul Erb. Your salad is tossed just the way you like because you select the ingredients. “We change up seasonal toppings and salads to keep our menu new and different,� Erb said. He added, “We thank our loyal guests and regulars, without whom we would not be here.� —Ariel

runner up: Firestone Grill

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BEST TaCO

Taqueria Santa Cruz Express

Setting Since 1995.

1308 Monterey St., SLO These tacos are deliciously simple, with all the right stuff and none of the extra noise. For San Luis Obispo terms, this is as authentic as it’s going to get.

Anything’s great here, including the chicken, carnitas, carne asada, lengua, or shrimp, but the al pastor will have you coming back for more. No wonder the place can get super busy with a line out the door at times. It’s always worth the wait.

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Best Burger First Place

1308 Monterey St., SLO To wrap up their Best Of 2016 hat trick, Taqueria Santa Cruz snagged perhaps the most competitive of food feats—Best Burrito. You might as well go for the Super Burrito here, with mounds of good stuff neatly wrapped in a burrito that hints at the eatery’s greater Bay Area origins. They’ve got all the options, and everything is good—including their vegetarian and shrimp burritos. The 49er Burrito is topped with extra cheese and smothered in red enchilada sauce, and the Cal Poly Burrito is topped with green

sauce. It really is all that and the bag of chips, which you’ll get free of charge.

—Jono

runner up: Taco de Mexico

BEST CLam CHOwDER

Ciopinot Seafood Grille

1051 Nipomo St., SLO New Times readers were feeling the love for Ciopinot during this year’s Best of SLO poll. That love bubbled into this category, which took owner Leonard Cohen by surprise. Cohen could cite only the obvious reasons for all the voters’ love of Ciopinot’s chowder—it’s really, really good. They have three styles of chowder, two of which are more commonly found out West—the Manhattan clam chowder, which is red and brothy, and the creamy New England clam chowder. Ciopinot also makes a traditional roux-based French style, to which they add bacon.

—Jono

runner up: Splash Café

BEST ICE CREam/ FROZEN YOGURT

Doc Burnstein’s Ice Cream Lab

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ingredients, “ said Doc Burnstein’s owner Greg Steinberger. “When you want to treat yourself, you want the best—real ingredients with lots of flavor. Our ice cream tastes great by itself; you don’t need to add mix-ins to make our product taste good.” With 140 recipes, it’s hard to believe Doc’s keeps coming up with more. Go ahead. Make some “ice cream memories.”

—Giselle

runner up: Teaberry Frozen Yogurt Café

BEST DOUGHNUT

SLO Donut Company

793 Foothill Blvd., SLO Not all doughnuts are created equal.

There are run-of-the-mill doughnuts and there are SLODOCO doughnuts, which are culinary works of art and come in tantalizing flavors like maple bacon, Nutella, and chai cream cheese. “We try to really work with what our customers want,” manager Haley McLaughlin said.

“Some of our most popular doughnuts like doffles [doughnut waffles] and the milk and cookies doughnut [with cookie dough] have come from customer suggestions.”

An expansion that includes a stage for music is in the works. And did we mention they’re open 24/7?

—Ryah Cooley

runner up: Sunshine Donuts

BEST DESSERT

Emily’s Cinnamon Rolls

588 California Blvd., SLO Who would believe that Emily’s Cinnamon Rolls was created by a 10-yearold entrepreneur named Emily? It’s true!

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runner up: Madonna Inn

BEST SaNDwICH

High Street Market & Deli

350 High St., SLO When I lived in Southern California, my first stop back in SLO would always be High Street Deli. The sandwiches are just that good. “I think we win for a multitude of reasons,” manager Jon Barcellos said, “being the best sandwich in town, and our customer service is superior as well. The Dutch Punch Crunch and Cal Turkey sandwiches are both staples.” Stop by any day between 4:20 and 5 p.m. for a sweet discount on your sando and grab a doobie snack, aka the shop’s delectable blondies, for a sweet treat.

—Ryah

runner up: Gus’s Grocery & Deli

BEST BaKERY

House of Bread

299 Marsh St., SLO Owner Sheila McCann, has been rolling dough for 20 years. “I feel good about what I bake and sell. It’s definitely a feel-good business.” She bakes six house breads and rotates other favorites

daily. “There’s not that many bakeries, and people really appreciate natural handmade products, buying locally, and want to know who makes their food,” McCann said. House of Bread is now also a deli. “We offer sandwiches made with Boar’s Head premium meats, soups and salads, and we do catering,” McCann said. The bakery also offers gluten-free products, some of the most sinful cookies and cinnamon rolls, and even dog bones!

—Ariel

runner up: Madonna Inn

BEST OUTDOOR DINING

Novo

726 Higuera St., SLO “Dining on the patios at night is like being transported to somewhere magical,” according to Novo Marketing Manager Molly Kiely. And she’s totally right. “With the lights, the nearby water, the frogs chirping from the creek, the foliage, and the old oak tree, it’s a true gem in downtown SLO that we’ve become the lucky stewards of.” You can get crazy, dancing under the stars to DJ’ed beats; get lazy in the sun with a glass of wine in the middle of the day; or get cozy under the trees with a dinner date. “It’s good for the spirit,” Kiely said.

—Camillia

runner up: Firestone Grill

BEST KID-FRIENDLY RESTaURaNT

Splash Café

runner up: Sylvester’s Burgers

BEST mEaL FOR YOUR mONEY

Urbane Cafe

952 Higuera St., SLO Almost everything on Urbane Café’s menu is under $10. Actually, most of it costs less than $8.50. That’s a seriously good price for lunch on the patio overlooking Higuera Street, gawking at the walkers-by and making fun of them in your head. And it’s all so fresh. Avocados, sundried tomatoes, turkey, ahi tuna, feta, chimichurri steak, Santa Maria-style barbecue—plus there’s that fresh-baked focaccia bread. The list of available options is endless, and one of my reporters definitely eats there once a week. Family owned and California grown, they exist to make you happy.

—Camillia

runner up: Firestone Grill

YOU MADE IT HAPPEN!

dough, then sold the business last year to Alex Che and Christian Mantilla.

They continue to bake the kind of fresh, hot cinnamon rolls your grandma used to make, using natural ingredients with no preservatives. Che said their most popular bun is the traditional, with classic cream cheese frosting! I’m partial to their pecan sticky buns and seasonal pumpkin cinnamon roll, savored slowly with their freshly brewed coffee. Can’t decide? Buy a combo pack!

—Ariel

with kids. All three cafes feature colorful, beach-themed wall murals painted by Lynn Mercer. Brett Collins, manager at the Higuera location, says, “We have a casual, family atmosphere where kids can relax and be themselves.” Munchies for munchkins include grilled cheese, burgers, hot dogs, corn dogs, and kidsized fish or chicken and chips.

—Ariel

SLO, Pismo Beach More than 20 years ago Ross and Joanne Currie opened a little cafe in Pismo Beach serving up steaming bowls of thick, creamy clam chowder. Now, with two locations in SLO and one in Pismo Beach, they make a big Splash

BEST mEaL TO TREaT YOURSELF

Taste

2900 Broad St., SLO In the words of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle “Treat yo self!” and treating yourself to Taste would make Tom and Donna proud. Who doesn’t love a good mac and cheese? Taste lets you pick out your favorite cheese and favorite topping. YUM! And you’re given the option of having any of the sliders wrapped in lettuce, one of my personal favorites.

“We are thrilled to win this award!” said General Manager Scott LeMiere. “Taste is a vibrant restaurant with a unique concept, original flavors, and amazing service! We think it’s a special place too.

Thank you everybody for voting us Best Of, and we hope to see you soon!”

—Giselle

runner up: Ember

BEST FISH maRKET

San Luis Fish & BBQ

474 Marsh St., SLO “So there was this blind man, right?”

Thus begins the best and only joke I know about fish markets. The punch line, it’s not fit to print. But here’s the deal: San Luis Fish and BBQ has the best fresh and local caught fish you’re likely to find on the Central Coast, without a whiff of pretention. The store, located near the Jack House on Marsh Street is a little blue gem of old San Luis Obispo.

It’s locally owned, and locals know that the chipped azure exterior with modest benches belies the pure magic they are making behind the counter.

—Kylie Mendonca

runner up: Giovanni's Fish Market & Galley

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Arroyo Grande Meat Company

(Left to right) Goshi sushi chefs Andy Diep, Yasu Yamada, and Sho Ogiwara line up the fresh fish and rice for happy Japanese-food eaters.

118 West Branch St., Arroyo Grande Arroyo Grande Meat Co. owner Henry Gonzalez said that his shop is not really a store, but rather it’s like a custom tailor. “Our job is not to sell you things, it’s to get to know you,” he said. “We have many customers that when they walk in, I know exactly what they want, and I can cut it for them. I know exactly what they don’t want.” That’s just part of what makes them unique—they’re also known for a wide variety of house-made sausages and an ability to accommodate for custom cuts or aging requests.

—Jono

runner up: J&R Natural Meat and Sausage

BEST FOOD TRUCK

Haute Skillet

SLO to Paso Robles Over the last four years, Haute Skillet morphed from a food truck into a sort of mobile catering unit, but, “We had no plans to do catering,” co-owner Anna Andriese said. At a certain point she and her husband, Steve, had to make a choice: keep the route or take on more event customers. So they made the jump. Opting to continue growing their business, they now take their food truck—which specializes in gourmet sandwiches with sides like potatos au gratin and cumin-roasted heirloom carrots—to a party near you. It brings a fun, casual aspect to weddings, Andriese said.

—Camillia

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The Graduate in SLO is known for country dancing, line dancing, salsa dancing, swing dancing, Latin dancing, DJ dancing, dancing to the oldies dancing, and any other dancing you could think of. It’s been that way since William Everett opened the place in 1975, and it’s been family-run since the beginning. Now managed by Everett’s granddaughter Brittany Sons, the place is slowly getting spruced up—but that gigantic dance floor isn’t changing. The Grad’s won Best Dance Floor or Best Place to Dance for 23 of the last 30 years.

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individual level,” he said. “It’s the locals that come in on a daily basis that make our bar run.”

—Jono

runner up: Bill’s Place Pappy McGregor’s Irish Pub & Restaurant BEST SOUTH COaST BaR 1122 Pine St., Paso Robles Pappy McGregor’s has held out as a neighborhood bar among a land flush with wine bars and fine dining. That doesn’t mean that they don’t bring a bit of class—they’ve got a great drink menu and pub food with a fancy flair. But it’s a place to be yourself at, a place in which to feel comfortable easing (or speeding) your way toward debauchery with the locals.

They’ve got dancing. They’ve got karaoke.

They’ve got trivia, to boot.

—Jono

runner up: Pine Street Saloon

BEST NORTH COaST BaR (Cambria, Cayucos, Los Osos, Baywood Park, Morro Bay)

The Libertine Pub

801 Embarcadero, Morro Bay While cruising the Embarcadero in Morro Bay, you mind find it hard to get away from the nautical-themed seafood restaurants. If seafaring isn’t your thing, you can find a slice of brewpub heaven in the middle of it all—and they’ve got 48 beers on tap. You can sip a cold froth while listening to records in the front or you can catch a rad local band like The Turkey Buzzards or The Earthtones in the back. “We are so happy to be the greatest of all time,” said Tyler Clark, owner of Libertine Brewing Company.

—Kat

runner up: Schooner’s Restaurant and Bar

BEST SaN LUIS OBISPO BaR

Black Sheep Bar & Grill

1117 Chorro St., SLO If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. The Sheep continues to be a local favorite because, like the regulars who go there, it just keeps being itself and nothing else. The bar draws a steady stream of local happyhour regulars and then transitions into a favorite hangout for the local nightlife.

Perhaps it’s the friendly staff, strong drinks, hearty food, allegiance to the San Francisco Giants (it’s an even year), or the vine-covered enclosed patio. Or perhaps it’s all of the above.

—Jono

runner up: McCarthy’s Irish Pub

BEST SOUTH COUNTY BaR (Arroyo Grande, Nipomo)

Mason Bar

307 West Branch St., Arroyo Grande Bar manager Benny Regan was honored to learn that readers chose the new bar for this top prize. The bar opened in April of last year, and things are going well—they’re already in the process of expanding into the space next door. They have 25 beers on tap and can wet your whistle with an incredible selection of high-end whiskeys and other spirits, plus plus barrel-aged cocktails. “We make these big, bold cocktails, but on an

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Mr. Rick’s

404 Front St., Avila Beach Let’s be real: There’s nothing better than a nice cold beer and chicken strips after a day of frolicking in the ocean and tanning. Located on the strand in Avila Beach, Mr. Rick’s has been a fixture for years and continues to be then place you want to be after a day in the sun. With an open-front style bar, it’s like you never left the beach, and you can even enjoy a game or two of pool if you want to. They also frequently showcase local bands and DJs to entertain its diehard patrons.

—Giselle

GRAIN IN

Firestone Walker Brewing Company Head Brewer Dustin Kral pours malt into the hopper in preparation for the next brew.

They’ve got to keep that beer flowing: SLO County has definitely not had enough Firestone yet.

runner up: Harry’s Night Club & Beach Bar

BEST PLaCE TO DaNCE

The Graduate

990 Industrial Way, SLO Grab those man-stomping, horseriding, shit-kickers and head to The Grad to get your line dance on. “It’s what we’re known for,” said manager Brittany Sons, who credits their spacious wooden dance floor. That’s pretty much been The Grad way since it opened in 1975, Sons said.

But you can also snap on a mini skirt, red heels, and slinky top to shake your booty to some Latin grooves; rock out to some oldies but goodies; and move your feet to some salsa. Plus they host fundraisers, events, and serve food every day from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.

—Camillia

runner up: Mother’s Tavern

BEST CLUB TO CaTCH a BaND

SLO Brewing Company Previously located at 1119 Garden St., SLO; moving to 855 Aerovista Place, SLO Even though the beloved downtown music venue was shuttered in December, you, the readers, still showed your love.

The spot was just funky and intimate enough, and there’s been too many memorable shows to count. Now SLO Brew is coming through with their promise to relocate and open a new venue. Music fans can soon attend weekend shows at The Rock, in the Aerovista Business Park by the airport.

SLO Brew owner Hamish Marshall said he’s looking forward to hosting y’all again: “We’re looking forward to getting reopened here in June and bringing that back to the town.”

—Jono

runner up: Frog & Peach Pub

BEST PLaCE TO GO ON A FIRST DaTE

Novo

726 Higuera St., SLO It’s a no-brainer why Novo has held the title for best first-date location for quite some time. As it turns out, sitting across from a new date on the outside patio

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beneath twinkling tree lights along a babbling brook has proven effective. Even if you’ve got no game, Novo’s got your back. The glow of candlelight, enchanting ambiance, delicious food, and craft cocktails could lead to a confirmed second date. “Time and time again we hear about first dates turning into engagements and couples return to Novo to celebrate their successful relationships,” said Logan Maher, director of operations. “There must be some magic on our patio.”

—Kat

runner up: Luna Red

BEST BaND

The Tipsy Gypsies

The Tipsy Gypsies have gone from playing speakeasy-style gypsy jazz to a full-blown ensemble that can play any stage they end up on. The group is made up of five talented and seasoned musicians who have developed a unique sound that now takes them through genres like pop, blues, or their old standby, jazz. They’re looking forward to returning to Concerts in the Plaza this summer, as well as gigs throughout the county, and stay tuned—they’re recording a new album with a special singer and songwriter who’s recently joined their group. That’s expected to drop sometime this year.

—Jono

runner up: Bear Market Riot

BEST PLaCE FOR A BEER

BarrelHouse Brewing Company

1033 Chorro St., SLO; 3055 Limestone Way, Paso Robles What’s cooler than sipping a delicious beer at your average brewery? Sipping a delicious beer at an underground speakeasy of course. Between its brewery and beer

gardens in Paso Robles and its combo barbershop and speakeasy in downtown SLO, it’s no wonder that BarrelHouse Brewery is considered the best place around to drink a cold one. “Our brewers make unique beers and we always have something new on tap,” said Jason Carvalho, owner and CEO. “Our staff knows more about beer than your average bartender.”

—Ryah

runner up: Spike’s Pub

BEST FaNCY COCKTaIL

Sidecar Cocktail Co.

1127 Broad St., SLO Everyone knows that if you want a Sidecar cocktail, then that’s where you start your night, when you’re still sober enough to savor every delicious sip. At Sidecar, just watching the bartenders work is an experience; they take their craft from muddling to mixing seriously.

“We have a philosophy that we like to carry good, lesser-known craft spirits,” owner Josh Christensen said. “We piggyback on that foundation by having fun with the cocktails we make.” Popular drinks include the Happy Tackle, Horse + Donkey, and the Good Gent.

—Ryah

runner up: Koberl at Blue

BEST MaRGaRITa

Pepe Delgado’s Mexican Restaurant

1601 Monterey St., SLO Tequila, Grand Marnier, salt, and lime. Who knew four simple ingredients could make such an amazing beverage!

Pepe Delgado’s has been a SLO fixture for decades, taking the top spot for Best Margarita many times in those years.

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Delgado’s margaritas pack a punch— after two of those bad boys, you’re set for the rest of the night. If you’re looking for a really good time I would recommend the Cadillac on the rocks—you just can’t go wrong. It’s a party with a salted rim.

—Giselle

runner up: Fish Gaucho

BEST BLOODY MaRY

Sidecar Cocktail Co.

1127 Broad St., SLO Since winning this category last year, Sidecar has changed its bloody mix twice. Sure, it was good, but they wanted something better. Bartender Sean Carroll took the lead in dialing their mix into something outstanding that you’ll want to drink all morning before switching to their refreshingly proper afternoon concoctions. Owner Josh Christensen said that’s the spirit that makes his spot unique: Bartenders are free to create their own. All their cocktails are built from bottom up. Take the bloody: “A lot of garnishes are great, but it doesn’t matter unless the mix is awesome.”

—Jono

runner up: McCarthy’s Irish Pub

BEST HaPPY HOUR

Petra

1210 Higuera St., SLO A good happy hour is hard to come by; luckily for SLO we have Petra! Not only

do they have multiple local beers available by the bottle, they increased their number of taps from six to 16 while also bringing prices down. With happy hour going from 3 to 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. to closing Monday to Saturday, you just can’t pass it up. On Sundays, it’s happy hour all day! “I think we beat out the competition because we supply something that people want/need,” co-owner Rammy Aburashed “I’m glad the SLOcals appreciate it, and we look forward to having the best happy hour for many years to come.”

—Giselle

runner up: Luna Red

BEST SPORTS BaR

Firestone Grill

1001 Higuera St., SLO Every morning, the second I open my car door in the New Times parking lot, I smell Worcestershire sauce—mixed with other marinating type things—being oakfire barbecued into beef. Firestone Grill, you make me hungry, and I do not mind sitting at the bar after work to catch a game. There, the TVs surround you, and you can watch almost every game that’s playing at the same time, if you just swivel your head around. The beer prices are good. Even the salads are filling (I’m talking ’bout you, tri-tip cobb). And let’s not forget about those freakin’ fries.

Addicting.

—Camillia

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New Times readers aren’t the only ones who love Mr. Rick’s. Danelle Arnold and Kelly Christian from Bakersfield are visiting Avila and grabbing a drink at Mr. Rick’s for the second day in a row. They love this bar.

runner up: Laguna Grill

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—Rebecca

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BEST WINERY FOR RED wINE

Tolosa Winery & Vineyards

4910 Edna Road, SLO Pinot noir. That’s all you need to know about Tolosa’s reds. Well, OK, not all.

There are others, too: syrah, cabernet sauvignon, merlot, and various blends.

But a quick glance at the reds on Tolosa’s tasting list shows off six pinots, each seductive in its own way, balanced, and sustainably grown. Tolosa is a slow winemaker, gently nurturing wines to completion, according to the website.

“We allow nature to determine the character of each vintage. This is the way California’s winemaking heritage first began, and this is the way it will always be at Tolosa.”

—Camillia

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runner up: The Wine Shed

BEST WINERY OR BREwERY TaSTING TRaNSPORTaTION (TIE)

Laetitia sparklingwine maker Dave Hickey and Sales and Marketing Administrator Riley Cable tip a glass of brut rosé to SLO County for appreciating Laetitia’s sparkling wines.

Hop On Beer Tours

hoponbeertours.com Sick of being a wino? Stick to beer.

You’re head will thank you tomorrow.

Helping you explore beer is what Hop On Beer Tours does, and with 15 breweries to visit between Solvang and Paso, there’s a lot to drink. For $424, you can book a North County Tour or a SLO Tour for two to 15 guests, and Hop On will be your guide. Or you can ask for the custom tour and pick your own three breweries. Hop On also hosts something called a Social Tour—open to the public at $30 a ticket, twice a month—and they’ll be your guide.

runner up: Talley Vineyards

BEST WINERY FOR wHITE wINE

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Baileyana Winery

5828 Orcutt Road, SLO The Edna Valley is this beautiful mix of cool ocean breeze, salty fog, and days that are neither too hot nor too cold. Karl Boone, who manages Baileyana’s tasting room and wine club, said it’s the coolest growing region in California. “White grapes love that,” he said. Baileyana’s 1,100 acres of vineyards in Edna mother 700 to 800 acres of eight white varieties for 15 white wines—seven of which are chardonnay—including some that tasters don’t usually get to sample in this county, like the grüner veltliner, a dry, slightly peppery, citrus bomb usually grown in Austria. “It’s that diversity” that sets Baileyana apart, Boone said.

—Camillia

runner up: Edna Valley Vineyard

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Laetitia Vineyard & Winery

453 Laetitia Vineyard Drive, Arroyo Grande Expanding in every direction from your view at Laetitia’s outdoor bar are the grapes responsible for what’s in your glass. This winery on a hill between Nipomo and Arroyo Grande is famous for its bubbles (the pinot’s good, too!). Laetitia’s sparkling-wine maker Dave Hickey, trained in the methode champenoise and has been with the vineyard since 1985. “The reputations of the wine and wine companies in this area is rising, so being recognized for these wines is just fantastic,” he said. I say give me some of that pink Laetitia brut rosé.

My tongue needs a little sparkle.

—Camillia

runner up: Tobin James Cellars

BEST BREwERY

Firestone Walker Brewing Company

1400 Ramada Drive, Paso Robles If 80 percent of the beer you sell is

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consumed within 200 miles of where it’s brewed and you’re in the top 10 largest craft breweries in California, then you’re doing as well as Firestone Walker is.

“Internally, we are focused on what’s inside the bottle, and it’s been that way since day one,” owner Adam Firestone said. “The beer speaks for itself, better than we ever have.” The beer maker’s latest offering, Luponic Distortion, is no different, and it’s constantly evolving, much like the brewery it comes from.

“Every 90 days, we change the hop recipe,” Firestone said.

—Camillia

runner up: SLO Brewing Company

BEST TaSTING ROOm NORTH COUNTY (above the Cuesta Grade)

DAOU Vineyards & Winery

2777 Hidden Mountain Road, Paso Robles It might be a stretch to say you don’t even need to drink DAOU’s wine to know how good it is, but I’ve already said it.

All you have to do is look out the window.

Undulating hills. Oak trees. Gnarled grapevines. It’s pure grace. Much like the trek that got you there, winding up a road to 2,200 feet above the Templeton Gap. What they strive to do here is make cabernet sauvignon that rivals the best.

Are you ready to try the wine? The Daou brothers, Georges and Daniel, welcome you to their 212-acre slice of paradise— and it includes what’s in the bottle.

—Camillia

runner up: Firestone Walker Brewing Company

BEST TaSTING ROOm SOUTH COUNTY (below the Cuesta Grade)

Edna Valley Vineyard 2585 Biddle Ranch Road, SLO In order to perfectly conjure an image of where some locally made adult grape juice could be best enjoyed while ogling the most majestic views south of SLO proper, one only needs to visit Edna Valley Vineyard. Upon entering, your view lands on the giant windows that frame nearly all of the seven sisters. The rows of grapevines that lead perfectly away from the tasting room invite frolicking, if you have really good eyesight. The fact that the wine is likewise really excellent is just a bonus.

—Rebecca

runner up: Tolosa Winery & Vineyards

BEST WINE BAR

Luis Wine Bar 1021 Higuera St., SLO Tucked away behind a massive tree and the smell of Firestone, Luis’ atmosphere instantly invites its patrons to relax and explore one’s individual palate. Pictures of album covers, and wine and beer labels adorn the wall, creating a classy and cozy vibe that goes so nicely with a domestic red. With a wine menu that changes every month and an even larger craft beer bottle list, patrons can rest assured that there is something for everyone. Where else can

slosaferide.com You ride. They drive. But, calling SLO Safe Ride doesn’t have to be a middleof-the-night type thing. They do wine/ brewery tours, weddings, event shuttling, and other chartered transportation. “With a focus on responsible living and customer service, SLO Safe Ride prioritizes getting every aspect of the job done right, which has led to a loyal following in a town that values its local enterprises,” said owner and co-founder Mike Linn. Your ride is just a click away on the SLO Safe Ride App, or you can plan in advance! Either way, it’s your call.

—Camillia

runner up: Breakaway Tours & Event Planning

BEST DRINK wITH A VIEw

Ventana Grill

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach Book a date with the Pacific Ocean and grab a cocktail at the Ventana Grill. General Manager Josh Whipkey recommended spending a relaxing weekend morning with a customized drink, looking out at the restaurant’s unbeatable ocean views. As far as the cocktail selection, Whipkey said that “one of the biggest draws is the fact that we have a bloody mary in addition to mimosas.” You can get personal with your bloody at the bar with a plethora of tasty supplements. Or ditch her, and go with the jalapeño-infused margarita, coconut mojito, or Mexican chocolate martini.

—Peter

runner up: Marisol at The Cliffs Resort

BEST BEvERaGE SLINGER

Nicole Sigman, Black Sheep Bar & Grill 1117 Chorro St., SLO Nicole Sigman knows that a bar is

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more than a bar, and a beer among friends is more than a mere beer. These are the threads that form the fabric of a community. And if that all sounds too lofty, then perhaps you’ve been drinking in the wrong pub. Sigman’s been pouring drinks at Black Sheep for more than nine years, almost as long as they’ve been in business. Sigman can mix a mean cocktail, but that’s not what she’s all about. On a Friday afternoon she sat at a table and gestured expansively across the bar. “I know the name of every person in here,” she said without boasting. “It’s not just making drinks. I see these people

every day. It’s like a community.”

—Kylie

runner up: Josh Christenson, Sidecar

BEST COFFEE SHOP

Scout Coffee Co.

1130 Garden St., SLO Stepping into Scout Coffee Co. feels like a warm hug and looks like a Pinterest dream with tree-stump seats. Coffee lovers are drawn to brewed coffee and cappuccinos, but Scout also serves up something extra special: the honey tea bowl, which is tea steeped in house-made

almond milk and honey, topped with soy foam. “We focus on friendly service and a great atmosphere,” owner Sara Peterson said. “We’re using the best coffee and we roast it ourselves.” Look for a second location to open on Foothill Boulevard in the University Square Plaza this summer.

—Ryah

runner up: Blackhorse Espresso & Bakery

BEST COFFEE ROASTER

Coastal Peaks Coffee

3566 S. Higuera St., suite 100, SLO Where would we all be without coffee?

Best Coffee Roaster is an important and competitive category for SLO’s caffeine enthusiasts and bean connoisseurs (count me in), and Coastal Peaks Coffee produces some great coffee, owner Michael Knight told us. “We do all roast levels, and we’re a little bit different than everyone else.” Coastal Peaks combines coffee beans from all corners of the world into more than 35 unique blends for the community to enjoy. Buy a pound or two of Coastal Peaks’ Coffee of the Month or popular varieties, and you’ll see what the fuss is all about.

—Peter

runner up: SLO Roasted Coffee

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My Love Letter to the

readers (at least those of you who voted for me):

WHAT???!!!? WHO ME????

Jere N. Sullivan Jr. Best Lawyer

That was my initial reaction to learning that I had been voted the Best Lawyer in SLO County. I’m not even sure I’m the best lawyer in my office complex area!

I first heard that I had won one of the poll categories by phone message on April 1, so you know what I thought might be going on. I didn’t get to meet with the New Times Staff until the following week, so I’m thinking, did I win best pony tailed lawyer (since I’m the last one here), or best lawyer who plays music on the side (beating out Jeff Minnery of Truth About Seafood)? So, since I did nothing to self promote my way into this, I was totally stunned to find out I have been honored by you, dear readers, as being the best lawyer in SLO. Wow!!!! I am humbled, and honored by this true honor.

I’m in the later stage of my career, which spans almost 40 years, and, in a way, this feels much like an Oscar Lifetime Achievement award. So, like all the other gushing recipients, it’s time for the Thank Yous. To my colleagues in the Criminal Defense Bar, you all care about fairness and justice for our clients, and this honors all of us. To my opposing lawyers, good and bad, you all taught me something, and I have had wonderful relationships from those experiences. To my clients, for having the confidence in me to handle their cases and hopefully do them right. To my assistant, Kathy, who does her best to keep me grounded, despite all of the obstacles I place in her way which makes that an unenviable task. To those who put up with me before her: most notably Becky, April, and Carly.

A special thanks to Sandi, for having the will to get us out of Bakersfield in 1986, and giving me the courage to take the risk of abandoning a good law practice there to be able to live, work and play in America’s Best City (that’s stolen from my good friend and Giant’s broadcaster, Mike Krukow). To my children, Jesse and Liz, who make me proud to be their Dad. To the Central Coast’s Treasure and once again voted Best Local Entertainer, Louie Ortega, for allowing me to be a part of the best music experience I’ve ever had (what we call the Solo Band; come see us on June 5th at the Sea Venture, when we resume our musical brotherhood). To Lisa… for teaching me how to look at life with new eyes. Most of all, thank you New Times Poll Voters, for believing what I don’t: that I deserve this. It means more than I can express.

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Servicemen stationed at Camp San Luis Obispo and Camp Roberts joined comedians Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy at the Fremont Theatre’s opening gala premiere in 1942. Since then, the theater’s faced closures and possible development plans but has continued showing films, hosting live acts, and staging live music. For 23 of the last 30 years, New Times readers have voted The Fremont as Best Movie Theater or Best Place to Escape to the Silver Screen.

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For three hours every Thursday, Higuera Street in downtown SLO becomes populated with walkers, fresh produce, and barbecuing meat. The SLO Farmers’ Market is a hell of a community event.

BEST FESTIvaL

Arroyo Grande Strawberry Festival

arroyograndevillage.org/ strawberry_fest.shtml The gorgeous May weather and historic charm of the Village of Arroyo Grande definitely add to the Arroyo Grande Strawberry Festival experience. Arroyo Grande Mayor Jim Hill said, “We always look forward to the annual Strawberry Festival, highlighting our local strawberry growers. This year we will have more local vendors, especially in the arts and crafts area.” In addition, there are myriad food vendors, activities, and music.

Above all, it’s about the strawberries!

There’s the Strawberry Stampede Walk/ Run, Strawberry Pancake Breakfast, Strawberry Shortcake and T-shirt booths, Strawberry Prince and Princess Contest, Strawberry Blonde Contest, and Strawberry Cook-Off Contest.

—Ariel

runners up: The Central Coast Renaissance Festival, SLO Craft Beer Festival

BEST PHOTOGRaPHER

Meghan Hollister

mlhollister@gmail.com Meghan Hollister has captured the SLO community for nine years. She studied photography at Cal Poly and grew up in Southeast Asia. “I love traveling and always have my camera,” she said. “Even a place I’ve seen a million times changes with the seasons and reveals something new.” Her first camera was a Nikon SLR film camera. “I still whip out my film cameras, as the results have a timeless look.” She shoots special events and local businesses, but her favorite subjects are people. “I love meeting different people and making connections. The SLO community is great, and I’m excited and super grateful for this accolade!”

—Ariel

runner up: Brittany App

BEST VISUaL aRTIST

Colleen Gnos

colleengnos.com Colorful musicians burst out of Colleen Gnos’ current paintings, but the fine artist, muralist, and sculptor has explored many things. In her 20s, she went from UC Santa Cruz to Italy’s L’Accademia di Belle Arti, an art school founded by some guy named Michelangelo. She’s designed the set for the La Jolla Playhouse’s production of Tartuffe and more than 90 wine labels for Kelsey See Canyon Vineyards. “I have a solo show at Steynberg Gallery in June, I’m this year’s featured artist for the Live Oak Music Festival, and I’ll be painting artwork on the lifeguard towers in Avila beach to be completed by November,” Gnos added.

—Glen Starkey

runner up: Lena Rushing

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BEST ART GaLLERY

San Luis Obispo Museum Of Art

1010 Broad St., SLO Known as SLOMA, this organization’s goal is to provide and promote diverse visual arts experiences for people of all ages and backgrounds. With a rotating series of art exhibits in three galleries; art classes for all ages and skill levels; and special events such as concerts, lectures, films, and discussion, SLOMA is the place to be for artists, patrons, and art lovers.

“Adults seeking some peace and quiet, kids in art camps up to their elbows in art materials, grown-ups taking workshops to improve their skills and nurture their passion—it’s all here on any given day. The place is jumping! And engaging!” Executive Director Karen Kile said.

—Glen

runner up: Just Looking Gallery

BEST TATTOO ARTIST

Gary Ellsworth, Sink or Swim Tattoo

951 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach When you put permanent art on your body, you want to love it forever. It’s imperative to find an artist whose style you love and who you can trust. That’s the kind of trust Gary Ellsworth, owner of Sink or Swim Tattoo, instills in his clients. “When I got into tattooing, it was purely as an artistic endeavor,” Ellsworth said. “It eventually became a means to support myself and my family through a creative outlet.” Next was creating a

supportive and inspiring shop for other like-minded tattoo artists. “I owe a debt of gratitude to the other artists I work with that constantly push me to improve.”

—Glen

runner up: Jake Schroeder, Ink Dynasty Tattoo

BEST MOvIE THEaTER

Fremont Theatre

1025 Monterey St., SLO The historic Fremont Theatre opened its doors for the first time in 1942. It’s among the last of architect S. Charles Lee’s “Streamline Moderne” designs.

Popular among the Camp San Luis troops on the eve of World War II and frequented

by Hollywood’s elite, it was saved by public outcry when developers lobbied to raze the structure. In recent years it’s found a second life as a live theater, hosting popular music acts such as Los Lobos, Jeff Bridges, and Adam Ant, not to mention comics such as Russell Brand.

Its interior grandeur, majestic marque, and old-school vibe makes it a perpetual favorite. Here’s to the next 74 years!

—Glen

runner up: The Palm Theatre

BEST THEATER GROUP

SLO Little Theatre

888 Morro St., SLO “We are about to embark on our 70th season!” enthused Communications and Development Director Patty Thayer. It opens with The Jungle Book. Season 70 also includes American classic Our Town, a gala presentation of the musical Guys and Dolls, and family favorite

Oliver! “Most of our actors and crew are local. We’re amazed by how much talent there is in our local community,” Thayer said. “The reason we can do what we do is the 350 volunteers on and off stage who make live theater happen here.” She added, “We are thrilled to once again receive this honor.”

—Ariel

runner up: The Great American Melodrama

BEST DANCE COMPANY

CORE Dance Company

882 Ricardo Court, SLO Owners Leslie Baumberger, Stacy Millard, and Zheila Pouraghabagher all have a passion for dance. Full of Creative Original Raw Energy they started CORE and began “inspiring the community to dance.” “We’re so grateful to the community for their support,” Baumberger said. “We offer lessons and performing opportunities for ages 2 to 99!

Everyone is welcome!” The performing company has 30 members, has traveled all over California and Europe, and puts on three to four performances locally. “We mix dance styles from pointe to classical jazz to hip-hop,” Baumberger said. “Our philosophy is dance training is life training. What you learn here you’ll carry throughout your life.”

—Ariel

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BEST LOCaL ENTERTaINER

Louie Ortega

louieortega.com Louie Ortega is best known nationally and internationally as a sideman (guitar and vocals) for Sir Douglas Quintet, and the Texas Tornados, the latter of which won a Grammy in 1990 for Ortega’s performance and translation of “Soy de San Luis” on their debut album. Locally, he’s known as a solo performer and essential member of acts such as CC Riders, Rio Salinas, and the band Ortega with his daughter Talia Ortega. He’s always got things cooking both locally and beyond. “I’d like thank everybody for their support, not only support for my music but for all the live music in the county,” said a grateful Ortega.

—Glen

runner up: Rich Ferguson

BEST LIvE MUSIC VENUE

Vina Robles Amphitheatre

3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles There’s a view from every seat in this comfortable amphitheater. In just three years after opening, the Vina Robles venue took center stage as one of the largest outdoor entertainment areas on the Central Coast. Paired with its own winery that enables easy access to fine wine and cuisine, it’s a sweet spot to

spend a Friday evening watching the summer sun set over some tunes. Many greats, from Weezer to Ringo Starr, have graced the stage singing under the starlit sky. Concert season runs until October, which leaves plenty of time for concertgoers to find their way to Paso Robles.

—Olivia Doty

runner up: Performing Arts Center (PAC)

BEST COmmUNITY EvENT

Downtown SLO Farmers’ Market

Higuera St., SLO on Thursday nights The long-running farmers’ market has new plans to freshen up the marketturned-street-fair. It’s known as a hot spot for locals and passers-through to simultaneously shop for produce, eat barbecued ribs, and see some local entertainment, and the SLO Downtown Association has been busy scheming new ways to improve the ever-popular event.

Those plans include free WiFi, reduced foot-traffic congestion, and an expanded market sections on Chorro Street. They’re also working to implement acceptance of the new electronically-based food stamp system for fresh produce, and you might even see beer and wine tasting come to the market later this summer.

—Jono

runner up: Concerts in the Plaza, SLO

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Apples and berries have been sold along Avila Beach Drive since 1985. What started out as a single table and umbrella evolved into a gigantic barn serving up homemade pies, jams, jellies, and fresh produce—and now goats, hayrides, homemade ice cream, and pumpkins have joined in the mix. “It was definitely a process,” Avila Valley Barn owner Debbie Smith said. Now, seven family members work alongside other employees, and the grandkids help out on the weekends. It’s an evolution that keeps on building.

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SLO COUNTY 2016 BEST BOOKSTORE

runner up: Cheap Thrills

Phoenix Books

986 Monterey St., SLO Longtime Phoenix Books Owner Bruce Miller is turning the store over to his son, Evan Miller-Donnelly, after 35 years. “It will be a great challenge but I’m up for it!” Evan said. They source many of their volumes through purchase and trade with the local community. The store offers first editions, rare books, and signed copies. “Why do people go to Yosemite when they can look at pictures? Holding a book in your hand has a very tactile and immediate appeal, like seeing an historic place,” Bruce said. “We thank our customers and I’ll still be around enjoying the new energy Evan brings to the store!”

—Ariel

runner up: Coalesce Bookstore & Garden Wedding Chapel

BEST PLaCE TO BUY mUSIC

Boo Boo Records

than 40 years, Boo Boo Records has taken this honor for the past 13 years in a row.

They carry a wide range of vinyl and CDs, and also sell concert tickets for most shows happening on the Central Coast.

Boo Boo Records is active in locating hard-to-find vinyl and CDs; they helped me get my now-coveted Purple Rain album. Woot woot!

—Giselle

978 Monterey St., SLO There’s nothing like an afternoon spent flipping through records at the record store. Having been in business for more

BEST PLaCE TO BUY MUSICaL INSTRUmENTS

Central Coast Music

365 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay After 26 years in business, Eddie Frawley has finally hit the big time by winning this Best Of category two years in a row. We’re only kidding, Eddie.

The truth is, Central Coast Music has devotedly served SLO County musicians for years, selling guitars, mandolins, trumpets, woodwinds, harmonicas— pretty much anything that makes noise.

“Anything musical, wacky, and off the wall, I try to get in here,” he told us.

What’s the secret to Frawley’s popularity in the community? It’s simple: “I love music, I love people, and I love the Central Coast.” Frawley graciously thanked New Times readers for the honor, calling it “a big deal.” No Eddie, thank you.

—Peter

runner up: Lightning Joe’s Guitar Heaven

BEST MEN’S CLOTHING STORE

last nine years; it’s says a lot about our customers and the great support they’ve given us,” Goyette said.

—Giselle

Patrick James

641 Higuera St., suite 100, SLO When asked for something fresh to describe why Patrick James keeps winning this category, Manager Eric Danilewicz said that they continue to offer “casual elegance,” whether it’s the button-up shirt, tailored suit, or the Common Fibers carbon fiber wallets that they recently began carrying, designed by a group of Cal Poly grads. The SLO store recently brought on tuxedo rentals as part of its offerings for all your sharply dressed and super classy needs.

—Jono

runner up: Jules D

BEST WOmEN’S CLOTHING STORE

Coverings

760 Higuera St., SLO Style is hard to come by. Luckily for SLO we had Coverings, located in the heart of downtown San Luis Obispo.

“From almost the beginning, we tried to create a store that could exist in NYC or Los Angeles. Bringing that approach to SLO is something our customers gravitated toward,” said Marketing Director Barry Goyette. Sadly Coverings is no more and closed its doors on April 27, 2016, a sad day for the stylish ladies of San Luis Obispo. “It’s been such an honor receiving this award four out of the

runner up: Ambiance

BEST INTImaTE APPaREL

Fanny Wrappers

799 Higuera St., SLO The allure of pink neon lights recently beckoned a new owner into the sexy arms of Fanny Wrappers in downtown SLO. Samantha Phelps took the lace and satin embellished reins from longtime owner Terry Trevis this spring. Why? Trevis was ready to retire, and Phelps was ready to build on a great business. Starting with men’s loungewear and a website (think of the toys!). Bottom line though: An experienced staff is priceless. “The staff is so knowledgeable,” Phelps said.

“The girls will get right in there and help.

They will help pick the right fit for the right body type.”

—Camillia

runner up: Diamond Adult World

BEST THRIFT STORE

Goodwill Industries

15 South Higuera St., SLO Thrift store shopping is not for everyone. It’s for the adventurous spirits, the environmentalists, the low budget fashionistas, the high fashion homeless people, and, yes, the penny pinchers.

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Katy Zweifel, who teaches religion at Mission Prep High School, has been buying books from Phoenix Books since she was a kid. “It’s a fun place to explore and find something new,” she said. That’s because it’s the best!

It’s basically the public bus of shopping experiences—curtain rods mingling with kimonos and some slightly used sneakers, while needs are met and the planet is saved. Goodwill is your bus driver, bringing the goods together with the diverse public for a mutually beneficial experience. At Goodwill, thrifters get low prices and the thrill of the hunt, while Goodwill creates jobs, job training, and diverts everyday items from the landfill.

—Kylie

runner up: Fred & Betty’s

BEST ANTIQUE SHOP

Ruby Rose

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1235 Monterey St., SLO Ruby Rose Owner Stephanie Henry has been fascinated by antiques for more than 20 years. “I was a road-trip girl and scoured souvenir shops,” she said.

“Dad threw us in the Range Rover and we traveled all over the Western United States.” Ruby Rose reflects her passion for collectibles with its travel theme. Henry loves the 1970s, and customers love vintage clothing—especially the fringe jackets. “People come in for things that give them that feeling they had when they first owned these items,” Henry commented. “Everybody brings a story to share, and Ruby Rose is as much a community place as a business.”

—Ariel

runner up: Brooks Woodcraft

BEST CONSIGNmENT BUSINESS

Zoey’s Home Consignment

3583 S. Higuera St., SLO Zoey’s recently moved across South Higuera to its new location. “We offer upscale, beautiful furniture at great deals,” Owner Marie Moore said.

“We take pride in carrying quality items.” Zoey’s also provides excellent consignment service and makes furniture shopping satisfying and fun. The Moores also give back to the community and helped replace furnishings for a woman who lost her home in the Cuesta fire last year. “We love our local community,” Moore said. “Come check out what’s ‘old’ at Zoey’s. … From retro to recycled and modern to vintage, we’re never the same store twice!”

—Ariel

runner up: Finders Keepers

BEST PLaCE TO PamPER YOUR PET

The Golden Paw

2314 Broad St., SLO Pets. They’re fuzzy little bundles of joy that we love and would do almost anything for. But, as any pet owner will tell you, our dear fur babies don’t care much for staying clean. Thankfully, there’s the The Golden Paw, something of an institution GETTIN’ GOODS continued page 46

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when it comes to pet grooming in SLO. The business’s current owner, John Salmeron, has a degree in animal science and has been in the grooming business for more than 16 years.

From the smallest chihuahua to the largest lumbering, slobbery Great Dane, The Golden Paw will take in your shaggy buddy and deliver them back in style.

—Chris McGuinness

runner up: Tails

BEST HaRDwaRE STORE

Miner’s Ace Hardware

1056 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach Our readers’ favorite spot for spotting great deals on home and garden supplies is Miner’s Ace Hardware in Grover Beach.

Once a small hardware store owned by brothers Lee and Glenn Miner in 1964, Miner’s has long been a community fixture for fixer-uppers and do-ityourselfers. Store manager Kurtis Carnes said, “We aim to provide great customer service to our locals and people who come over from the Valley.” The helpful, friendly, and knowledgeable staff will help you find everything you need for your home project, from lumber to paint, tools to plumbing supplies, and more.

—Ariel

runner up: Hewitt Hardware

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BEST FLOwER SHOP

Open Air Flowers

1055 Osos St., SLO Vance and Leslie Weber have been running their flower shop for more than 30 years, 10 at their current location.

They offer premium fresh-cut flowers for all occasions at their fragrant open-air stand. “We are involved in the day-today life events of our customers,” Leslie said. “We have really lovely flowers, longlasting flowers and are proud of what we do.” She said employees are a big part of that. Open Air Flowers offers small nosegays to large bouquets to suit each customer’s needs and budget. “I feel very honored to have such lovely customers and such a nice reputation.”

—Ariel

runner up: Wilder Floral Co.

BEST PLaCE TO GEEK OUT

Captain Nemo Games & Comics

563 Higuera St., SLO The store was once part of the now lost Sub. Branching off in 1980, it took the name of the first submarine commander, Capt. Nemo of the Nautilus. “The best thing about my job is the long-term relationship I

have with regulars,” Manager Ray Hanson said. “I get to see people over long periods of time and now I’m selling comics to the grandkids of people I sold comics to in the 1980s!” Captain Nemo has comics for everyone, from crime noir to history comics, and every superhero imagined. Plus, there are board games and card games, including for Magic the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon.

—Ariel

runner up: MacSuperstore

BEST EYEwEAR STORE

Urban Optics

1001 Higuera St., SLO You won’t find Ray Bans at Urban Optics, but you can definitely find Vinylize: a maker out of Budapest, Hungary, handcrafting vinyl records into glasses frames. Each pair is a one-of-akind. It’s pretty niche, and that’s exactly what optometrist Dr. David Schultz is going for—glasses you can’t find anywhere near SLO. “I’m always seeking out different lines,” Schultz said. And the benefit of working with small independent frame makers and distributors is that he knows how and why the glasses are made.

“We pretty much know the owners and the designers of every product we bring in,” Schultz said.

—Camillia

runner up: Michael’s Optical

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720 Higuera St., SLO Since 1973, Kevin Main Jewelry has been a gem on the Central Coast. “We make sure our customers have the best experience and make the best choice,” Manager Jennifer White said. Kevin Main specializes in design and custom work as well as international designers and pieces. “We shop for jewelry and gemstones that meet our quality standards, including Forevermark’s beautiful, rare, and responsibly sourced diamonds,” White said. “We are so honored to have been voted best of SLO for 13 years running and thank all of our wonderful supporters and friends!”

—Ariel

runner up: The Gold Concept

BEST TOY STORE

Tom’s Toys

682 Higuera St., SLO Having toys to play with is really for everybody, but especially for the little ones. Tom’s Toys has provided them with fun for the last 50 years. With every toy comes joy and free gift-wrapping. It’s a real-life independent toy store, not like all that box store mumbo jumbo—and that’s something SLO County residents seem to appreciate. Get your train tooting or your scooter scooting, and head in for something furry, colorful, or made of real wood! It’ll add a little pep in your step that Toys“R”Us can only dream about.

—Olivia

runner up: Whiz Kids

560 Avila Beach Drive, SLO It’s a great spot to buy the fresh, locally grown fruit and vegetables, and it’s so much more. You can pick your own fresh berries and fruit or harvest the perfect pumpkin. Owned by Bruce and Debbie Smith, the Avila Valley Barn is a family affair that’s is 30 years old.

“Our team of bakers, orchard workers, animal caretakers, and employees are wonderful,” Debbie said. “Jake and Raven Smith maintain our orchards and Jesse Smith runs our deli and sweet shop!”

Go for the healthy produce, but pick up a fresh baked pie for dessert. “Every person who walks in our door is a blessing!” she said.

—Ariel

BEST SHOE STORE

Charles Shoes

867 Higuera St., SLO In February of this year, the current owners of Charles Shoes celebrated 50 years of ownership. Asked how things have been during that time, and how they’ve survived in an era where even strip malls struggle and commerce has moved to the internet, Jason Ashley, who manages his family’s business, said that it is all about the personal, custom service that helps people find the right fit. “So much has changed, the customers have appreciated the continued level of service that they don’t get anymore.”

—Jono

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California Fresh Market

555 5 Cities Drive, Pismo Beach You know the jingle. “California Fresh is best. Your Five Cities grocery store.” It’s too damn catchy. But it’s also pretty damn accurate. “If you take the top 150 items in the store, 50 of them are items we make,” said one of the owners, Greg King. They prepare food like fresh sushi, potato salad, and sourdough—and none of it tastes like it’s from the grocery store. They even roast their own coffee, and if you ask King, that’s as close to heavenly as you can get. The trio of partners is taking their duo of stores to the next level and opening a new one in SLO. Get excited!

—Camillia

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Charles Shoes Assistant Manager Geoff Schaller knows how to find the right fit for your foot—and our SLO County readers all agree that this store is the best name in shoes.

252 Higuera St., SLO The guys at The Tire Store stock tires from Goodyear to Firestone and more. They also do brakes and front end alignments to keep your vehicle running safe and smooth. Manager Joe Beckwith has been with The Tire Store for 20 years. “We’re seeing second- and thirdgeneration customers now,” he laughed.

“It makes me feel good and old!” The store is a local independent business that offers quality products and fast service. “We are reliable and honest with our customers because we value their trust,” he said.

“This is always a fun award because the recognition comes from our customers and we appreciate it!”

—Ariel

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BEST HaIR SaLON

Bluebird Salon

742 Marsh St., SLO Bluebird Salon owner Ariel Shannon says the key to success at this downtown salon is the positive, fun atmosphere fashioned by her great staff and clientele.

They’ll greet you by name and offer you something to drink as soon as you walk in. The place is always abuzz while clients get all done up or are given a new do.

After asking around if there’s anything that they’re particularly known for, the answer was pretty much everything.

—Jono

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runner up: The Bladerunner Salon & Day Spa

BEST BaRBER SHOP

Anderson Barber Shop

953 Monterey St., SLO “Once you tried the rest you can always come to the best,” said Owner Ray Shearer. It’s perfect and picturesque; the faded striped barbershop cylinder outside framing the giant window that puts the cozy spot on display. Nestled between other storefronts, it’s a peek back into the past right on Monterey Street. Inside you can see Shearer moving around his customers as they sit in the sunshine and you can imagine that when the younger patrons are waiting for their haircut, maybe they get a lollipop for their patience. Besides, with that name, what else could you do?

“Destiny,” Shearer said.

—Rebecca

runner up: Mike’s Barber Shop

BEST NaIL SALON

Marigold Nails

3940 Broad St., suite 4, SLO It’s clean. Sterile. And has bangin’ decorations up for every season and holiday the year has to offer. “The customers love my shop,” said owner Van Nguyen. But there’s also the pedicures and the manicures. “We’ll do whatever you want,” he said. Pink gels with zebra print tips? Yup. Dark blue polish with yellow minions taking the lead on the big toe? Yup yup. Simple French? He’s got that, too. And Nguyen’s been doing it that way for 15 years. He said he feels lucky that his customers voted Marigold Nails the best of SLO County.

—Camillia

runner up: MiniLux Nail Salon

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BEST YOGa STUDIO

Spark Yoga

977 Foothill Blvd., suite 111, SLO Whether you’re a yoga newbie or an experienced pretzel, Spark Yoga will get you in position. Each class is heated to 98 to 100 degrees to make sure you’re drenched in sweat long before you’ve reached your second pose. If you’ve ever thought that sweating profusely in room with 30 people was gross, think again—it’s actually quite addicting.

“SLO, you are awesome! We are so honored and overwhelmed with gratitude for the recognition,” said Steph Young, owner of Spark. “So much thanks to the community for all of the love and support.

Thank you for sharing your sparkle and making our Spark family so incredibly special.”

—Kat

runner up: Smiling Dog Yoga

BEST HEaLTH CLUB/Gym BEST PLACE TO GET a Kennedy Club Fitness MaSSaGE Paso Robles, Atascadero, SLO, Arroyo Grande There are 11 treadmills, six TV’s, three studios for classes, and a plethora of super fine people of every age pumping straight iron, and that’s just in the SLO location. There are personal trainers, friendly staff, happy hour at the mini eating area, countless free weights, Kidz Klubs, saunas, yoga, basketball courts, pools, spin class, and occasional parties for their patrons. With clubs in four cities throughout the county, there are a variety of places and ways to get your sweat flowing. Insider’s secret? Zumba with Danya.

—Rebecca

runner up: Equilibrium Fitness

Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort and Spa

1215 Avila Beach Drive, SLO Total relaxation comes to mind when thinking of Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort and Spa massages. Since the 1970s, the spa at Sycamore has doled out moments of zen ranging from body treatments to massages. All spa packages come with a complimentary 30 to 60 minute soak in naturally heated hillside hot tubs prior to your treatment. You can choose from deeptissue to hot-stone massages, and they

also offer specially designed massages for expecting mothers. “We’ve had therapists that have been here for 10 to 20 year that keeps bring people back for more,” said Barbie Maddox, the spa director.

—Giselle

runner up: Dolphin Bay Resort & Spa

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Wax Me!

1375 E. Grand Ave., No. 101, Arroyo Grande Hey mamma, ever had the hair ripped by the root from your body? Sounds rough, right? Well, it is. Still, more and more people are opting for wax over shaving.

Julie Irey who owns Wax Me! in Arroyo Grande said that Brazilian waxes are increasingly popular among women and men. “It hurts for about 10 minutes,” Irey said, “but the after effects … that’s why people get hooked.” Irey said there are ways to mitigate the pain too. Try skipping the coffee, for example, because caffeine will worsen the pain, take an ibuprofen ahead of time, and drink plenty of water.

—Kylie

runner up: Bluebird Salon & Spa, Savvi Spa

BEST PLaSTIC SURGEON

Dr. Wally Hosn, Aesthetic Plastic Surgery Center

1250 Peach St., suite D, SLO Dr. Wally Hosn and been rejuvenating patients for 13 years. “One of the best

things about my job is that plastic surgery blends creativity, artistry, and benefits for the patient. I customize each surgery to the needs of each patient,” Hosn said. “Mine is a challenging but fulfilling field that brings a lot of satisfaction for my patients.” He also offers Botox and fillers, including new fillers like Restylane Silk for fine lines. He attends conferences and is on staff at Cleveland Clinic Foundation, where he trained. “I keep up with new procedures to offer my patients,” Hosn said. “I’m very honored readers voted for me!”

—Ariel

runner up: Dr. Ke-Ping Tsao, MD F.A.C.S.

BEST PLACE FOR SKIN CARE

Dr. Bradley Kurgis

1320 Las Tablas Road, suite B, Templeton Dr. Bradley Kurgis knows the skinny about skin! He and his experienced staff offer the latest in skin care including fillers, Botox, lasers, facials, microdermabrasion, and cosmetic dermatology. He also performs hair restoration and micro needling to treat acne, scarring, and fine lines and wrinkles. The doctor specializes in the treatment of skin cancer with Mohs micrographic surgery and performs photodynamic therapy for removing precancerous skin. “Skin cancer is the No. 1 cancer in the U.S., and most skin cancers are treatable,” Kurgis said. “We’re dedicated to making your skin- and haircare experience the best possible. We treat you like family.”

—Ariel

runner up: Savvi Spa

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2024 Main St., Cambria Junk Girls Jenny Kompolt and Melissa James have a passion for creating treasures. They have been fashioning art out of found objects, vintage, and repurposed items since 2009. “Most of the stuff we do had a previous life,” Kompolt said. Their store is in the Shops at the Garden Shed in Cambria and features Kompolt’s art and lighting, and James’ metal stamping.

“We are overjoyed and so appreciative to be voted best new company by New Times readers,” she added. “Our motto is Artists. Designers. Makers. Builders.

Happy! That is what people always say about the vibe in our store—happy!”

—Ariel

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1001 Higuera St., SLO “We kind of try to follow the RitzCarlton motto of customer service,” said Urban Optics Owner Dr. David Schultz.

“Which is know as much about your customer as you can.” A handwritten thank you note follows each customer visit—either to the optometry office, the eyewear shop, or both. He said they try to learn what they can about each person: where they work, what they like, etc., and to treat each person who walks through the door as an individual, encouraging everyone to be their own unique fashion statement, much like the selection of frames the shop carries.

—Camillia

4100 Vachell Lane, SLO “Community supported radio,” as you may have heard over and over on the airwaves, basically sums up KCBX, the local public radio station and National Public Radio affiliate. The long-running station has a little bit of everything, including classical and jazz music, news, talk, and occasional out-of-the-box content. A few years ago, they started broadcasting live local news, and their small, hard-working team has settled right into the local media landscape.

Frank Lanzone, the station’s general manager, said the station is constantly trying to stay in tune with what the community wants to hear, and they’re grateful for the loyal support they receive in return.

—Jono

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BEST NEWS SOURCE

New Times

1010 Marsh St., SLO Always a bridesmaid, never a bride? Not this time, bitches! Every year New Times holds its annual Best Of Readers Poll, and every year our readers pick … wait for it … KSBY as the best local news source.

WTF? This year, this little office appliance got ahold of the ballots as they came in and I shredded every one of those suckers that didn’t vote for us. Suck it, KSBY! Our reporters deserve this! They have to work out of a basement! You know we’ve won a shit-ton of awards, right? You know we’ve got a kickass political cartoonist in Russell Hodin, right? Who else covers local news like us or has a better calendar of upcoming events or a more vibrant arts section?

And don’t even get me started about how insightful and awesome my political commentary is! Just don’t! And who gets more nutty letters than we do? Keep ’em coming, screwballs! Yes, thank you, readers. You finally got it right this year!

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Madonna Inn and Expo Center

100 Madonna Road, SLO Clint Pearce, president of Madonna Enterprises, commented, “We’ve always hosted events and weddings and are

quite proud of that.” The Madonna Inn’s experienced team of banquet and event specialists will help plan and create lavish affairs, intimate receptions, and everything in between, complete with exceptional cuisine and a unique and fun atmosphere suited to every event. “We are working to elevate our banquets and events to a whole other level in what we can offer in quality, size, and dimensions,” Pearce said. “We’re thrilled we were voted the best because we care about our clients and we put the emphasis on fun!”

—Ariel

runner up: Avila Beach Golf Resort

BEST CaTERER

Taste

2900 Broad St., SLO If there is one thing every event needs, it’s sweet potato fries from Taste.

Starting initially as just a catering company in 1999, they have been perfecting goodies that pair perfectly with any event. “We’re super passionate about food,” said Gretchen Lemiere, co-owner with her husband, Scott. “It’s also about just making people have the greatest day. I want people to walk away talking about the food ... [and] also about what a great event it was.” There is no doubt that people will be walking away dreaming of Hail Caesar, tartlettes, and also that pretty bride or something.

—Rebecca

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Dolphin Bay Resort & Spa

2727 Shell Beach Road, Pismo Beach With a spa, upscale dining, a sweet pool overlooking the Pacific Ocean, and beach access, “The resort is kind of a destination in itself,” according to Dolphin Bay Resort & Spa Marketing and Revenue Manager Christina Stieb. Its 60 rooms range from 1,000 to 2,100 square feet in size and come with full kitchens and dining rooms. The size of those suites, the amenities that come with them, and the hotel’s level of service set the locally owned resort apart from the rest of crowd camped out along Pismo Beach’s waterfront. “We genuinely care about our guests,” Stieb said.

—Camillia

runner up: Madonna Inn

BEST CaR WaSH

Sunset North Car Wash

SLO, Arroyo Grande, Paso Robles What car on the Central Coast doesn’t like a good shower followed by a waxy rub down to shake off that salty air and get a little bling-y shine on the body?

Maybe even get that sand vacuumed out and the dashboard oiled up, too? “We do everything,” said Bart Devaney, president of Sunset North Car Wash, which has two spots in SLO, one in spot in Arroyo Grande, and one in Paso. And the crew is constantly on the move to improve what they do every year. “I think the majority of our customers see that,” Devaney said.

—Camillia

runner up: Quicky Car Wash

runner up: Ethnobotanica

BEST LOCaL BaNK/ CREDIT UNION

SESLOC Federal Credit Union

SLO, Arroyo Grande, Atascadero, Paso Robles The mission of SESLOC is to be the financial institution and employer of choice in their community. Well, they’ve achieved that goal in SLO County—at least with New Times readers. In 1943, 32 San Luis Obispo County school employees attended the first official credit union meeting, headed by Superintendent Charles E. Teach. They held the first election and began operations with assets of $500. Six years later the acronym SESLOC was adopted: School Employees of San Luis Obispo County.

Now, of course, SESLOC takes care of more that just school employees. They take care of you, too.

—Camillia

runner up: Heritage Oaks Bank

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Milkman Collective

ordinances on the cultivation and distribution of medical marijuana, Milkman Collective—a family-run, nonprofit medical marijuana collective that started in 2015—promises its patients great customer service and quality medication delivered to their door.

The collective wants to give patients the experience of a full-service store in their homes, guaranteeing that its drivers always carry the full menu of products and that all those products are lab tested for quality. “When we started this, we wanted be the gold standard for our patients in the SLO area,” said Christina, one of the collective’s founders.

—Chris

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SLO City, Five Cities With several cities passing restrictive

Richardson Properties 735 Tank Farm Road, suite 130, SLO An exclusive affiliate of Christie’s

Properties, Richardson Properties has brokered sales on the Central Coast for 27 years. Run by father/son team Charlie and Chris Richardson, the real estate company brings luxury properties at an affordable price—from The Oak Hill Center in Paso Robles to the new Avivo Townhomes in San Luis Obispo.

“The people of our company are special and work very hard. We have so many developments from Arroyo Grande at Courtland and Grand to the new homes being built near Nacimento; it takes a team to make those sales,” said Senior Partner Charlie. They’re here to help you find your dream home.

—Giselle

landscape at a time is what inspires the people at Sage Ecological Landscapes & Nursery. Design Manager Scott Dominguez handles new projects. “I meet with people seeking to renovate and/or create a new garden; 90 percent of our business is private residential,” he said. “We educate our clients about native plants and drought tolerance and help them create gardens with low maintenance and lots of variety and color.” He added that owner Todd Davidson was thrilled at being selected by readers and said, “Wow—we were chosen by the community! We are so pleased that they enjoy the services we provide.”

—Ariel

runner up: The Real Estate Group

runner up: Brezden Pest Control

BEST LawYER

Jere N. Sullivan

BEST MOvING COmPaNY

runner up: Jeffrey D. Stulberg

3600 S. Higuera St., SLO Started in 1997 by Evan and Aaron Steed, starving college students willing to work for a few bucks, Meathead Movers is now one of the largest U.S. independent movers. Their Princess Packers carefully pack items, and Meathead Movers donates a buck for each box they pack to local children’s charities. They also move victims of domestic violence to shelters or new homes for free and organize supply drives for disaster victims. “We are grateful to be trusted as the No. 1 mover and will continue to work hard to improve our value to our community,” Aaron said.

—Ariel

1141 Pacific St., SLO The New Times Best Of SLO County list is, allegedly, a reflection of the literate 805 community. If true, then, Dear Reader, I implore you to take a cab. The 2016 Best Lawyer in SLO County—allegedly—is the good-humored Jere N. Sullivan, who said DUI cases are his bread and butter. That, domestic violence cases, and enacting evictions.

Sullivan has been a defense lawyer in the county for four decades, and he said winning is huge honor (allegedly). “This is like getting the Oscar for a lifetime achievement award,” Sullivan said. “I am looking at it as a reflection of those 40 years.”

—Kylie

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generation locally owned business. Office Manager Laura Burkharvt and Owner Danny McBride attributed their longevity to old-fashioned customer service. Over the years, Burkharvt and McBride said, they have seen unspeakable things wind up in the pipes. “Lots of wedding rings, keys, kids toys, and phones ... [And] don’t get us started on the stuff those college kids think is flushable!” they wrote in an email. On the topic of plumber’s butt, they said, “Everyone has one. We just happen to have it named after us! It’s better to see one and have your problem fixed than let the leak go on.”

—Kylie

runner up: Finn Plumbing Inc.

BEST DENTIST

Dr. Scott D. Morton

881 Pacific St., SLO The moment you enter Dr. Scott Morton’s reception area you feel comfortable and at ease. Exams and X-rays are done using state-of-the-art technology, and the doctor’s assistants are friendly and gentle. Morton believes in treating each patient with complete honesty. His focus is to provide the best dental care suited to each person’s needs, physically and financially. “I want what is best for each of my patients and strive to provide the best care, treatment, and advice for maintenance of good dental health,” Morton said. His superb care and friendly staff will certainly put a smile on your face.

—Ariel

runner up: Dr. Ron Barbieri

BEST DOCTOR

Dr. David Schultz, Urban Optics

1001 Higuera St., SLO For more than 30 years, Dr. David Schultz has been giving eye exams to check for vision problems or diseases and prescribing eyeglasses or contact lenses as needed. He opened Urban Optics 26 years ago to serve SLO County’s need to access eyewear they can’t find anywhere else. Schultz said often someone stops in to check out the lenses and becomes a loyal customer and a patient. All that patient needs to do is step one foot out of Schultz’s back office to find a wonderland of lenses: It’s a one-stop shop for all your eye needs.

—Camillia

runner up: Dr. Rene Bravo, Bravo Pediatrics

BEST CHIROPRACTOR

Dr. Brian Buchanan, People’s Chiropractic Center

965 Monterey St., SLO Dr. Brian Buchanan’s been working on “all those weird joints” for 16 years.

He means ankles, knees, elbows, wrists, and jaws. Basically, he specializes in extremities: those parts of an athlete that get hammered. “I get people well and I set people free,” he said. Once a sports trainer who studied kinesiology and sports medicine, he does all the body fixing by hand (no electronic muscle stimulation

here) and throws some strengthening, stretching, and nutrition in the mix as well. “Usually, I’m a one-man show,” he said. That is, unless his friendly chocolate lab is in the building.

—Camillia

runner up: Dr. Rex Stevens, SLO Wellness

BEST VET

Dr. Mark O’Reilly, Stenner Creek Animal Hospital

191 Santa Rosa St., SLO When he’s not checking up on your pet, Dr. Mark O’Reilly is happily raising registered polled Hereford and Angus cattle, and his dogs (with a little direction from their master) are happily bossing around the herd. If you’re looking for a new vet, O’Reilly won’t turn your pet away from Stenner Creek Animal Clinic—and they do it all there: including boarding, breeding, dental care, dermatology, grooming, emergency care, surgery, ultrasound, and there are even clinics on Saturday just for the SLO community. “Thank you SLO community pet lovers for voting for us!” O’Reilly said.

—Camillia

runner up: Pismo Beach Veterinary Clinic

BEST AUTO MECHANIC

Villa Automotive

34 South St., SLO As an eighth generation Californian, John Villa is at the head of a family

business that’s “been serving the transportation needs of San Luis Obispo County since 1886,” Villa said. “We started out as blacksmiths.” Now that’s a serious local historic legacy. It’s all about family, and the community is family, Villa said. Customer service, obviously, is a top priority but so is maintaining that tight connection with the people Villa Automotive serves, which is why the company is a member of almost 30 local community service organizations. “We always want to make this community better because we’re not leaving,” he said.

—Camillia

runner up: Superior Authority

BEST CAR DEALER

Sunset Honda

12250 Los Osos Valley Road, SLO Customers realize what they’re getting when they walk onto the lot at Sunset Honda, said co-owner Chris Baughman. “We always try to make sure the customer comes first and we support the town that we live in,” he said. “We continue to support them and they continue to support us.” Concerts in the Plaza and the Cancer Challenge are examples of some of the local events sponsored by Sunset, which has been selling Hondas for almost 40 years. Baughman said that although the car dealership provides top-notch service, it totally doesn’t hurt that Honda makes a stellar product.

—Camillia

runner up: McCarthy’s

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Whether your vacay is spent at the beach with the elephant seals, dining and shopping in town, or touring Hearst Castle, our readers recommend staying at Cambria Pines Lodge. “We love welcoming our friends and neighbors from SLO County to our garden-themed corner of paradise,” said Becky Evans, director of sales and marketing. “With 152 rooms and suites, heated outdoor pool, spa, and restaurant, the Lodge is a perfect home base for adventures on the North Coast—or for total relaxation.”

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795 Higuera St., SLO Shelley Filit’s been hawking swimwear for the last three decades, with the majority of that time spent at her store, SLO Swim. Filit specializes in large sizes, and those loyal customers sustain the shop. “I’m the only one that can fit them,” she said. “That customer has such a hard time finding a cute suit that fits them that’s not going to fall apart.” With 60 vendors to choose from, she’s got almost anything a girl would want. And if she doesn’t have it in stock, she knows where she can get it. “We can find things that other stores can’t.”

—Camillia

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855 Marsh St., SLO Spend $1 or spend $1,000, the folks at Central Coast Surfboards won’t judge you. “Whether they’re buying a bar of wax or a board, they’re getting treated the same,” said founder and owner Mike Chaney. One of his favorite things is when a parent who bought his or her first surf or skateboard from the shop brings their child in to do the same.

An attitude like that means customers keep coming back, and they have for 40 years. “I feel fortunate every day that people still embrace us,” Chaney said.

“Customer loyalty is a big deal.”

—Camillia

runner up: Pancho’s Surf Shop

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Farm Supply

Arroyo Grande, SLO, and Paso Robles Farm Supply’s owners don’t just own the business, they are the business—2,600 local farmers and ranchers own the cooperative that’s been part of the community for 66 years. Cara Crye, the vice president of communication who has been with the company for 20 years, said, “We’re happy to be able to serve the community with any of their needs and offer education on various topics through our clinics every Saturday from March to June.” She added, “We are honored to be voted the best tack shop, and we pride ourselves on quality service and products!”

—Ariel

Avila Beach Paddlesports

3915 Avila Beach Drive, Avila Beach Rent a paddleboard or kayak and get a free lesson at Avila Beach Paddlesports.

“It’s always a free lesson, and we watch them, and we retrieve them if they have a problem,” said owner Vincent Shay, who runs the company with his wife, Emily.

Paddle boarders beware: “Sometimes the wind gets them.” Shay said they also like to give their customers a list of where to go and what to see in addition to a safety lesson. “We really pride ourselves on making sure people know what they’re doing before they get out on the water.”

—Camillia

runner up: Central Coast Kayaks

runner up: Riding Warehouse

BEST GOLF COURSE

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Avila Beach Golf Resort

6464 Ana Bay Road, Avila Beach Golf can be a frustrating game—even for players with well-honed swings and unshakable poise. Avila Beach Golf Resort offers some relief for all those shanked tee shots (damn you, ninth hole!) with calming views of the Pacific Ocean and a short-distance stroll to Avila’s shops and restaurants. Avila’s golf course won over our readers this year, thanks in large part to the idyllic setting. “It’s a unique view,” said Jay Farrior, the head golf professional at Avila Beach Golf Resort.

Avila golfers also enjoyed the attentiveness and friendliness of the pro shop staff, who Farrior said pride themselves on providing the best customer service around.

—Peter

runner up: Morro Bay Golf Course

BEST HIKE

Bishop Peak Trail

Highland Drive, Patricia Drive, and Foothill Boulevard, SLO This trail has become so popular that the city of SLO is now trying to convince people not to hike it. All those feet scurrying to the top in search of the best selfie bring a lot of wear and tear to the trail, including litter, erosion, side trails, dog poop, and parking problems.

That prompted the city to launch the #PixOnPeaks challenge, encouraging hikers to take selfies on seven other trails. Hashtag them all and you’ll get a T-shirt! If Bishop’s what you want, know this—new rules require dogs to be onleash and ban hiking after dark, with big fines for violators.

—Jono

runner up: Cerro San Luis

BEST BIKE TRaIL

Bob Jones Trail

Ontario Road to Avila Beach Someday the Bob Jones Trail will connect Avila Beach to San Luis Obispo—at least that’s the plan put forth by the Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County. Luckily, until that day comes, you can still hit the paved trail from a parking lot on Ontario Road, cruise along San Luis Obispo

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You can bike, walk, run, and/or take the dog out—whatever you want—on 2.5 paved miles next to San Luis Obispo Creek.

Creek for 2.5 miles, over the bridge, and straight into downtown Avila Beach for wine tasting and food, maybe a little quality beach time. Personally, I like to hit the trail after work and cycle down to the San Luis Pier and back for a nice 6-mile ride before dinner.

—Camillia

runner up: Johnson Ranch Loop

BEST OUTDOOR STORE

The Mountain Air

667 Marsh St., SLO If you want quality outdoor gear (or everyday wear), this is the place to go. The store is packed full of merchandise geared to provide for any outdoor adventure, hiking, or camping needs, and the staff knows everything about it. They’re the real deal—they get outside often and get fi rsthand experience with the products they sell.

That fi rsthand experience will set you up with something that isn’t going to give out while you’re miles away from civilization (or on the top of Cerro San Luis). They’re ready to make sure you’re suited for all seasons.

—Jono

runner up: SLO Camp ‘n’ Pack

BEST BIKE SHOP

Art’s Cyclery

181 Suburban Road, SLO Arts Cyclery is right next to all those places that remind community residents that SLO really does have a presence in

the world, especially when it comes to shopping online for sporting gear. Even as one of the top cyber bike shops, shipping to countless worldwide locations daily, they still treasure the in-store customer adventure. “From ownership down [we] focus on customer experience and value,” owner and partner Scott Smith said. “The people matter to us. … We’re trying to keep people happy.” Mountain bikes, road bikes, cruisers, racing bikes, and even Leg Salsa.

Honestly, what else do you need?

—Rebecca

runner up: Flanders Bicycle

Thousand Hills Pet Resort

173 Buckley Road, SLO At Thousand Hills Pet Resort, pooches get superb day care, boarding (in cottages and suites with private patios), grooming, and training.

Indoor and outdoor areas allow dogs to socialize with each other during the day, based on temperament, energy, and size. “People say their dog gets to stay in a nicer place than they do,” manager Johnny Benton said, laughing.

He added, “We are a pay-it-forward organization.” Profits help fund the Alpha Academy, a mentorship program for young men ages 18 to 24 who live on site and work at the resort; and New Life Canines, which provides service therapy for dogs for veterans suffering from PTSD. —Ariel

runners up (tie): Kennels of Springdale, Stenner Creek

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1056 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach Are your poppies pooped? Is your lettuce wilted? Head over to Miner’s in Grover Beach where friendly staff will help realize your secret garden vision.

The store has an ever-changing selection of seasonal veggies, fruit trees, and even berry bushes for planting; flowers, herbs, and succulents; and planters, pots, garden art, and everything to maintain soil and plant health! Knowledgeable garden staff share water conservation tips and suggest drought-tolerant plants.

Store manager Kurtis Carnes said, “We believe that our customers come first. We work really hard and appreciate being voted the best.” Their great prices and customer rewards program also means you won’t get hosed!

—Ariel

runner up: Sage Ecological Landscapes & Nursery

Building 133, Cal Poly The ASI Children’s Center on Cal Poly’s campus has been going strong for 40 years, offering a unique and secure environment and social settings for kids to learn with their peers. Director Tonya Iversen has been with the center for 25 years. “I have the most amazing group of teachers who challenge themselves to grow professionally and that’s what makes our program great.”

Enrollment spans ages 4 months to 6 years, and the center takes advantage of campus as an extended classroom.

“Children visit the biology lab, martial arts room, and more,” Iverson said.

“Last week we had a group of children listen to the Cal Poly orchestra rehearse.”

—Ariel

runner up: United Methodist Children’s Center

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In 1984, the Land Conservancy of SLO County began with a small group of landowners in Cambria with grants to protect 25-by-75-foot lots from development. And 32 years later, that program still exists and the Land Conservancy has expanded its outreach into the rest of SLO County. Over the last three decades, the nonprofit has protected more than 18,500 acres of land in SLO County, restored natural habitat on countless acres, and has the potential to protect another 30,000 acres in the near future.

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Whether it’s his East Coast style of pushing liberal politics and not backing down from a fight in the process, or any of the bazillion crazy things he’s accused of perpetrating, Adam Hill is a perfect target for people who like to be mad. But if you think he’s taking a victory lap, think again. Asked for comment on this prize, Hill brushed it off and said: “I’m going to focus on the real election.”

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101 exit at Los Osos Valley Road, SLO After more than 18 months of construction, SLO city residents finally get to see some relief from the frustrating traffic at the Los Osos Valley Road interchange. The city’s largest capital improvement project cost an estimated $24.5 million for the construction alone and about $35.3 million total. As of late April, the project is essentially finished, according to Kyle Rowland, the project’s manager.

While the construction may have been a headache for SLO drivers, Rowland said most people acknowledged the need for the project, and he thanked the public for their patience. “The cooperation from the public was amazing,” Rowland said.

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875 Oklahoma Ave., SLO We can’t count how many times Woods Humane Society has taken the Best Nonprofit award in New Times’ history. It would take too much staff time. Safe to say, since 1955, Woods has worked heroically to find loving homes for dogs and cats, provide spay/neuter surgeries, and offer dog training classes, humane education for children, and pet visitation for seniors. “The support of our community makes it possible for Woods to touch the lives of thousands of animals each year,” Executive Director Jill Tucker said. Be on the lookout for an even larger Woods presence, as they plan to build a much-needed clinic in North County.

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The longtime local politician has done well for himself and his district, readers say. Known commonly as Katcho, he has a reputation of being well-liked both in district and in Sacramento. That friendliness extends beyond his politics and has allowed him to garner plenty of support during his political ascendancy, all while staying clear of any major scandals or controversies. Katcho will term out of the state Assembly this year, and he’s currently aiming to take Congresswoman Lois Capps’ open seat. It will be the toughest election he’s ever faced.

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35th District state Assemblymember Katcho Achadjian is moving from state to national politics as New Times’ readers’ pick for Best Elected Official in SLO County. Will it help him in the race for the 24th District Congressional seat?

I guess we’ll find out soon.

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