Best of SLO County 2017 by New Times Media Group, San Luis Obispo

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Editor’s note

This week Best Of SLO 2017

Dining out ....................................... 17 After hours...................................... 31 Arts scene ......................................40 Gettin’ goods..................................46 Lifestyle...........................................59 About town .....................................62 Get out ...........................................76 Community watch ..........................84

news

Cows lose, grapes win in 2016 ........4 SLO’s RHIP battle continues ............8

opinion

Population control is about people, too ....................... 10 SLO needs a public process shift .... 10

arts

GALLERY: Inmate art on display at Poly ...........................89

et your glad rags on, and get ready to hit the town with some keen knowledge. New Times’ readers let us know exactly who and what they carry a torch for in this year’s annual Best Of SLO County readers poll. So like a swanky gin mill overflowing with hooch, we’re giving you the THE TIGER’S cat’s meow and the cat’s pajamas—the duckiest SPOTS New people, places, and things around—singled out, Times grandest issue of the year of course, by you. So get a wiggle on, and open is here to bring you the Best Of up this nifty paper. You can eat your heart out SLO County for starting with Dining Out [17]. the 31st year in a row. It’s swell. Also this week, you can read about the top-crop upset where grapes beat out strawberries and cows hit a slump in 2016 [4] ; how the RHIP petitioners feel about causing SLO’s upcoming special election [8] ; a project connecting inmate artists with gallery spaces [89] ; and how to celebrate apples by drinking up at the upcoming cider festival [103].

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CIDER: Celebrate apples by drinking their nectar................. 103 cover design by Alex Zuniga

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News ............................. 4 Viewer Discretion............7 Strokes & Plugs ............. 9

Artifacts ....................... 89 Club Listings ................ 90 Starkey......................... 92 Split Screen.................. 95 Reviews and Times ..... 95 Get Out! ...................... 100

opinion Hodin ............................ 10 This Modern World ....... 10 Letters .......................... 12 Rhetoric & Reason ....... 15 Street Talk..................... 15 Shredder ....................... 16

the rest Classifieds....................113 Real Estate ..................113 Brezsny’s Astrology.....119

Events calendar Hot Dates ................... 106 Special Events ............ 106 Stage .......................... 108 Film & TV .................... 108 Music .......................... 108 Writers & Literature .... 109 Art ............................... 109 Kid Stuff .......................110 The Outdoors .............. 111

Sports & Wellness ....... 111 Farmers Markets ......... 111 Lectures & Learning .... 111 Fundraisers .................. 111 Support Groups ...........112 Volunteers ...................112 Holiday Events .............112

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BEST HARDWARE

BEST NURSERY/GARDEN STORE We think you are the Bee’s Knees!

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OYSTER HEAVEN Oysters aren’t the only type of ocean fare Ciopinot Seafood Grille does well, although the restaurant does have one of the only oyster bars in the county. Owner Leonard Cohen said they have a huge selection of pinots to pair with the best seafood in town.

Dining out .......................17 After hours ......................31 Arts scene .......................40 Getting goods .................46 Lifestyle ...........................59 About town .....................62 Get out ............................76 Community watch ...........84

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BEST NORTH COUNTY RESTAURANT

(S AN M IGUEL , P ASO R OBLES , T EMPLETON , A TASCADERO , S ANTA M ARGARITA )

Artisan

843 12th St., Paso Robles One of the best chefs in the West (according to the James Beard Foundation) continues to cook up high caliber meals—wood-fired pizzas, grilled octopus, slow braised pork, and venison— at the best restaurant in North County. Chef/owner Chris Kobayashi also likes to keep it local, sustainable, and organic by supporting places such as Beewench Farm in Shandon and the Artisan farm

in Templeton run by Shandi Kobayashi. “Our ever-changing menu continues to support local farmers and purveyors that only practice proper ethics. Time-honored techniques bring a vibrance to every dish served,” the restaurant’s website notes. —Camillia Lanham Runner-up: Fish Gaucho

BEST NORTH COAST RESTAURANT

(C AMBRIA , C AYUCOS , L OS O SOS , B AYWOOD P ARK , M ORRO B AY )

Robin’s Restaurant

4095 Burton Drive, Cambria Robin’s Restaurant in Cambria, known for

its “handcrafted comfort cuisine,” once again earned readers’ vote for best North Coast Restaurant, which owner Shanny Covey said meant a lot to the staff there: “We are honored to receive this award once again,” Covey said. “It confirms that our community wants and appreciates international fare that’s farmers’ market fresh. All of us at Robin’s are committed to doing our best to deliver to each of our guests a remarkable dining experience that feeds both your body and your soul.” Housed in a restored adobe home, the restaurant offers its patrons a uniquely cozy feel. —Brenna Swanston Runner-up: Sea Chest Restaurant & Oyster Bar DINING OUT continued page 18

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BEST SLO RESTAURANT

Novo Restaurant & Lounge

726 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo San Luis Obispo’s dining scene has a lot to offer, but according to readers, Novo is the best of the bunch. The restaurant’s menu focuses on global cuisine, boasting Brazilian, Mediterranean, and Asian flavors, aiming to bring in fresh, local ingredients. “Novo strives to provide fresh, innovative food from around the world,” front of house manager Jai Covey said—and according to readers’ votes, the restaurant succeeds. It’s the ideal spot for taste, authenticity, and ambiance, also offering an extensive local wine list as well as cocktails and craft beers. As Novo’s website puts it, “The quality of our food speaks for itself.” —Brenna Runner-up: Ciopinot Seafood & Grille

YUM After opening in 2015, readers rewarded Ember owners Brian and Harmony Collins for serving up infamously delicious fare with a Best South County Restaurant win.

BEST SOUTH COUNTY RESTAURANT (A RROYO G RANDE , N IPOMO )

Ember

1200 E. Grand Ave., suite 101, Arroyo Grande Ember chef and owner Brian Collins said the restaurant’s goal was to become a local favorite, the first place to come to mind when choosing a spot for a date night or some other fun occasion. “We wanted to be a wonderful neighborhood restaurant you could treat yourself to for any special occasion, or just the night out for some delicious food,” Collins said— and according to readers’ votes, they’ve achieved it. Ember’s taking home the title of best South County Restaurant. Collins added that local patrons should swing by in June for Ember’s launch of a full bar with a craft cocktail menu. —Brenna Runner-up: Jocko’s

BEST NEW RESTAURANT OF 2016

Thomas Hill Organics

BEST SOUTH COAST RESTAURANT

858 Monterey St., SLO Thomas Hill Organics opened its downtown San Luis Obispo location in November 2016, and they pulled in our readers’ pick for best new restaurant this year. Thomas Hill Organics aims for a farm-to-table dining experience with a creative menu and a local wine list. Owner Debbie Thomas said a lot of hard work went into opening the San Luis Obispo location, and the community support has been “amazing.” “It’s a breathtaking environment,” Thomas said of the restaurant. “The food is creatively and seasonally prepared, and of course delicious, and I think we have a great serving staff, too.” —Brenna Runner-up: Flour House SLO

Ventana Grill

BEST BREAKFAST

(A VILA B EACH , G ROVER B EACH , P ISMO B EACH , O CEANO , AND S HELL B EACH )

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach Featuring unique coastal fusion cuisine and an incredible ocean view, Ventana Grill rates No. 1 with our readers. Operations Manager Josh Whipkey said the Ventana Grill owes its success to its customers. “We listen to them and are never afraid to change based on what they say,” Whipkey said. Open for lunch, happy hour, and dinner, the menu has a Latin flair paired with fresh ingredients. Feeling adventurous? Try the Arrachera steak and shrimp molcajete, grilled with jumbo scallions, shishito peppers, nopalitos, avocado, and queso panela. More of a traditionalist? Go for the crab encrusted mahi mahi with carrot ribbons, creamed spinach, and applewood-smoked bacon. —Ariel Waterman Runner-up: Oyster Loft

Big Sky Cafe

1121 Broad St., SLO You’ll never catch Big Sky serving frozen Eggo waffles and instant coffee. Instead, you can count on fresh everything: butter, potatoes, Cal Poly eggs, home-roasted bacon, and even a tofu scramble for the plant-based eater. For more than 20 years, Big Sky Cafe has continued to deliver satisfying breakfasts with authentic, local ingredients and modern flair. “People of San Luis Obispo buy in to the philosophy that you get good stuff, make it right, and charge a fair price,” said Greg Holt, executive chef and owner. “It’s real, it’s wholesome. Thank goodness we have a community that buys in to it.” —Erica Hudson Runner-up: Cowgirl Cafe

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BEST BREAKFAST BURRITO

Franks Famous Hot Dogs

950 California Blvd., SLO Franks’ dogs may be famous but the breakfast burrito is fabulous! A SLO fixture since 1977, Franks knows its clientele. Assistant Manager Elsa Amores says the breakfast burrito is popular for many reasons. “It’s a big burrito for just $8, made fresh all day, filled with eggs, bacon, cheese, country potatoes, and pico de gallo sauce,” she said. “Most customers like to substitute our deepfried hash browns for the potatoes, which makes it terrific hangover food! Saturday and Sunday morning we’re packed with students who love our breakfast burrito and excellent strong coffee!” They also serve a great breakfast sandwich and pancake breakfast. —Ariel Runner-up: Lincoln Market & Deli

BEST WEEKEND BRUNCH

Ventana Grill

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach This is brunch heaven! A seafood station features endless crab legs, peel-and-eat jumbo shrimp, oyster cocktail shooters, and smoked salmon. Hot entrees include beef barbacoa, eggs Benedict, green enchiladas, pork chile verde, applewood smoked bacon, sausages, biscuits and gravy, churro-style French toast, and mini Belgian waffles. The carver station has slow-cooked roast beef and pineapple-glazed ham. Customize your omelet with fresh ingredients and get homemade tortillas and salsas. Top it off with fresh fruit and salads, artisan cheeses, vineyard grapes, baked pesto brie, cheesecake, and chocolate strawberries, truffles, and mousse. —Ariel Runner-up: Sidecar

BEST HANGOVER FOOD

Louisa’s Place

964 Higuera St., SLO In a college town, having somewhere to revitalize your abused liver after a night of debauchery is absolutely vital, and no other restaurant is going to be there for you quite like Louisa’s Place. With its cozy diner aesthetic, food that tastes like home cooking, and all the coloring book pages pinned to the walls, you’ll feel like your grandma is taking care of you so your parents don’t find out about that frat party you went to. According to owner Scott Sweeny, “Louisa’s Place celebrated 40 years in downtown SLO this year and has always been known as the place to go for the best breakfast in town!” —Katrina Borges Runner-up: Sylvester’s Burgers

BEST VEGETARIAN FARE

Big Sky Cafe

1121 Broad St., SLO At many restaurants, vegetarian food is more of an afterthought. To make a vegetarian dish sparkle, it’s about making flavor profiles accessible with vegetables. Big Sky does just that with every option, every time. Ask anyone who’s tried the beet Reuben with housecured sauerkraut and Jarlsberg cheese. Or the authentic Mexican pozole, which was the only thing I ordered the first times I went to Big Sky. Seriously. Then I moved on to the Big Sky noodle bowl: It’s got marinated mushrooms that I dream about. “It’s good food that just happens to be vegetarian,” said Greg Holt, executive chef and owner. —Erica Runner-up: Natural Cafe DINING OUT continued page 20

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BEST SEAFOOD

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1051 Nipomo St., SLO Ever seen an oyster doing the backstroke in your martini glass? Ciopinot owner Leonard Cohen jokes that it’s exactly what you’ll see if you have one too many of their oyster martinis. Infused jalepeño vodka, rice wine vinegar, cilantro, shallots, and an oyster for the garnish. “It’s delicious,” Cohen said, adding that it’s one of several new infused cocktails the restaurant’s offering. Plus, you can have it at one of the only oyster bars around. Since Ciopinot opened eight years ago, the restaurant has nabbed this award every year. “We try to use the best, freshest wild seafood available,” he said. —Camillia Runner-up: Fin’s

BEST MEXICAN FOOD

Zorro’s Café

927 Shell Beach Road, Pismo Beach Winning Best Mexican Food in this county is no easy feat. But you tilt the odds when you offer breakfast, lunch, and dinner, host Taco Rona daily from 4 to 6 p.m. ($2.50 Coronas and $2.50 tacos), and boast a dog-friendly patio.

Those are a few of Zorro’s biggest draws, according to restaurant co-owner Eric Landrigan. Zorro’s whips up delicious dishes from chile verde omelets to clam chowder, which is a threetime winner of the Pismo Beach Clam Festival. “It’s unexpected,” Landrigan said of winning Best Of. “It’s always a great accomplishment when there’s lots of options. Consistency is what we strive for.” —Peter Johnson Runner-up: Tacos De Mexico (Morro Bay)

BEST CHINESE FOOD

Mandarin Gourmet

1316 Madonna Road, SLO General Tsao’s chicken, Mongolian beef, chow mein, asparagus chicken, wonton soup, mushu pork, sautee beef. Need I go on? I could, for days and days, but I’ll save you some time and just tell you that this last year, Mandarin DINING OUT continued page 23

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maybe some pulled pork, too. Ooh, and garlic fries. That is the smell that hits you as soon as you pull open the door of Big Bubba’s, walk beneath the gigantic sign facing 24th Street, and stare at all the people who are laughing, having a good time, and stuffing their faces with maple bourbon smoked pork tenderloin and Texas taters as you stand there wishing you had already ordered your food. —Camillia Runner-up: Mo’s Smokehouse BBQ

BEST STEAK

Jocko’s Steak House

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Gourmet started serving up Vietnamese noodle soup as well. “It’s been really popular because we make the broth from scratch,” owner Elaine Truong said. Her husband and chef Eric is Vietnamese/ Chinese, and he wanted to bring those influences together. “A lot of his family members own restaurants, so when they get together they talk about food; they are all good cooks,” she said with a laugh. —Camillia Runner-up: Mei’s Chinese Restaurant

BEST JAPANESE FOOD

Goshi Japanese Restaurant

570 Higuera St., suite 155, SLO Whenever and wherever I find sushi, I always order albacore tataki, and I’m always disappointed because it’s never as good as Goshi’s. Maybe it’s because Goshi is so selective about their fish, maybe it’s because their tataki sauce is something unknown to others, or maybe it’s because their sushi chefs are culinary geniuses dedicated to their craft—whatever the reason, I’ve never found another Japanese restaurant to compare. If sushi isn’t your cup of hot sake, they also have delicious grilled teriyaki and tempura dishes, and their Dynamite—baked baby shrimp, crab meat, bay scallops, and clams in a creamy mayonnaise sauce—is dynamite! —Glen Starkey Runner-up: Yanagi Sushi & Grill

BEST THAI FOOD

Thai Boat

3212 Broad St., suite 140, SLO “WARNING: Call first!” stands out in a red box on the Thai Boat website. “Thai Boat will close randomly and without notice sometimes due to the family traveling back to Thailand.” And they’re

not joking, because Thai Boat was closed for the month of April. But the answering machine said they’ll be back in May, so get those salivary glands salivating and ready for some sweet basil chicken or pa-nang curry, pad see-ew, and pineapple fried rice. You can even throw a chicken larb salad in the mix, spiced to perfection with a little bit of lime juice and served with cabbage. —Camillia Runner-up: Noi’s Little Thai Take Out

BEST ITALIAN FOOD

Buona Tavola

SLO, Paso Robles Can’t go to Italy? The next best thing is Buona Tavola, meaning “good table.” Theirs is filled with delicious Northern Italian cuisine. SLO location manager Andrea Fabbretti, said the most popular dish is Agnoletti di Scampi Arrabbiati— homemade ravioli stuffed with scampi, braised sweet onions, and prosciutto in lightly spicy tomato sauce. Vegetarians will love the Timballo Valdostano—layers of grilled eggplant, bell peppers, zucchini, and mozzarella, baked in tomato sauce. Finish it off with delightful tiramisu or Fior di Seta, a flourless chocolate cake with vanilla cream and raspberry purée. Don’t forget the vino! The wine list features regional Italian, foreign, and local vintages and dessert wines. Meraviglioso! —Ariel Runner-up: Café Della Via

BEST MEDITERRANEAN FOOD

Petra Mediterranean Pizza & Grill

1210 Higuera St., SLO Whether a love for Mediterranean food runs through your veins or you never even heard of shawarma until the first Avengers movie, Petra is the place to go.

Manager Rammy Aburashed says that they care about consistency and high quality ingredients, but perhaps most importantly, they also care about their customers. “A lot of them are regulars,” he said. “Sometimes we give them nicknames, like there’s this one guy who comes in all the time; his name is Bob, so we call him ‘Kebob Bob.’” Well, what are you waiting for? Go get yourself some gyro and a catchy nickname! —Katrina Runner-up: Jaffa Café

BEST PIZZA

Woodstock’s Pizza

1000 Higuera St., SLO Woodstock’s has been making phenomenal pizzas since 1980! “Our most popular pizza is the SLO Classic, a combination pizza covered in pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, onions, and olives,” Marketing Manager Michelle Houston said. This place is a popular stop during the Thursday Farmers’ Market, and this summer, Woodstock’s plans on selling slices at Concerts in the Plaza on Fridays at the Mission Plaza. “I think that we’ve been so successful and maintained our popularity because of our community engagement with local nonprofits. We work with different festivals, host several fundraisers, and work with Cal Poly campus organizations on fundraising events,” Houston added. —Ariel Runner-up: Petra Mediterranean Pizza & Grill

BEST BARBECUE

Big Bubbaʼs Bad BBQ

1125 24th St., Paso Robles An oak-wood fired barbecue is all my nostrils can take before I’m craving tri-tip and ribs. Oh, and brisket, chicken with that skin charred ever so slightly, and

124 N. Thompson Ave., Nipomo Carnivores know where to go when they want to sink their teeth into a juicy, perfectly cooked steak. There’s no place like Jocko’s! Family owned and operated since 1925, it’s a rustic, downhome place to meet for great food. “My dad used to have a saying, ‘You can’t eat atmosphere,’” Assistant Manager Dana Ashlock quipped of the restaurant’s unpretentious environs. Her grandfather Jocko Knotts opened Jocko’s in 1925, and now her mom, Sandy Knotts, owns the place. Their secret is to source the best cuts of meat possible, age them to perfection, and then grill them to order. Don’t be in a rush; you may have to wait to be seated! —Glen Runner-up: Tahoe Joe’s

BEST BURGER

Sylvester’s Burgers

Los Osos, Atascadero, Oceano Sylvester’s masterpieces of bovine on a bun are simply scrumptious! My teenage grandson and I recently chowed down on their Old Fashion, customized for our individual tastes, at the Oceano location. I went for the works—green leaf lettuce, red onions, tomato, pickles, and Sylvester sauce on a freshly baked, perfectly toasted bun. Grandson went plain and simple, with lettuce and ketchup. The burgers are fresh (never frozen) and deliciously seasoned, grilled to a perfect, medium pink. Friendly servers Cheyanna and Taylor said their favorite is the Hana Burger made with bacon, pineapple, teriyaki glaze, Swiss cheese, and Sylvester sauce. —Ariel Runner-up: Eureka!

BEST CHICKEN WINGS

Wingstop

1029 Chorro St., SLO Wingstop keeps it simple. Wings. Fries. Sauces. And forget waiting for your order, you can order online to satisfy your craving faster. And forget getting a dozen wings that are only flavored with Frank’s Hot Sauce. Boring! You can order each wing individually! What?! One Louisiana rubbed wing, one hickory smoked barbecue wing, one garlic Parmesan wing, one lemon pepper wing, one Hawaiian wing, one teriyaki wing, one mango habanero wing, skip the atomic wing, and now you can even get one Brazilian citrus pepper wing shaken down with zesty citrus and piri piri pepper. —Camillia Runner-up: Buffalo Wild Wings DINING OUT continued page 24

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BEST SALAD

Big Sky Cafe

1121 Broad St., SLO To many, salad is just the healthy option without a shot at flavor. Iceberg lettuce with a side of nothing. Big Sky believes in making magic out of pairings of arugula and spinach, cabbage and kale, beets and goat cheese—just to name a few. Beautiful things can happen when garden-fresh greens and vegetables are the centerpiece of a salad. Executive chef and owner Greg Holt knows that and buys from every farmer he can meet. Holt doesn’t know where their delicious salads would be without the loyal customers. “They keep our salad greens green,” Holt said. —Erica Runner-up: Firestone Grill

BURGER TOWN Bodie Read, 5, and his sister Lila Read, 2, enjoy a kids meal at Sylvester’s Burgers, the best place to take your child to for a burger and fries (and there’s beer for you, too!).

BEST TACO

Tacos de Mexico – Morro Bay

980 Main St., Morro Bay You can’t get a taco from just anywhere. It’s got to be the right kind of taco with the right kind of meat. Like the carnitas with Tacos de Mexico’s smoky hot salsa. Or the carne asada, which the mural-covered restaurant is now generously piling on top of french fries, DINING OUT continued page 26

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Thank you... to everyone who voted for Edna Valley Vineyard as Best Tasting Room and Best Winery for

The Best Tasting Room in San Luis Obispo just got better! Our newly renovated tasting room offers impressive 180° views of the Islay Peak and the picturesque Edna Valley. Guests may enjoy an unparalleled wine tasting in the sleek and modern space with floor-to-

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ceiling windows that highlight the spectacular views. “I am incredibly excited about our renovation. Our

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open up the entire space to bring the best view of the Edna Valley into the tasting room experience,” says

tasting room, which already offers guests a great experience, took a large step forward with changes that Edna Valley Vineyard Winemaker Matt Steel. “The creation of the new outdoor patio will also allow guests to have a special tasting experience, as they will practically be in the vineyard while taking in the beautiful scenery of Edna Valley. I think both new and returning visitors will love what they see!”

Coming June 2nd, 2017…. Introducing Edna Valley Vineyard’s Perfect Pairing Experience Our Perfect Pairing Experience is an exceptional wine and food pairing offered Friday through Sunday on our new vineyard patio. This offering allows guests to take in the Central Coast sunshine while being taken through a flight of carefully selected wines along with light bites that pair perfectly with the qualities and aspects of each wine.

2585 Biddle Ranch Road, San Luis Obispo (805) 544-5855 | www.ednavalleyvineyard.com

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EVERYDAY IS FOR TACOS Juana Peliego serves up a burrito with a smile at Tacos de Mexico in Morro Bay. The downtown establishment also gets a win for best tacos, which aren’t just for Tuesdays.

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and sometimes they even put both that asada and the fries inside a gigantic delicious burrito. (See the next category for more info!) And you know it’s good because there’s usually a line out the door and no space to sit inside. —Camillia Runner-up: Taco Temple

BEST BURRITO

Tacos de Mexico – Morro Bay

980 Main St., Morro Bay You know what makes a good burrito? It’s got to be stuffed with meat and covered in sauce. It’s got to be eaten with a knife and fork, like the Wet Coronado Burritos Tacos de Mexico hawks filled with asada or chile verde or chile Colorado or pastor. And you can get all of that good stuff, plus rice, beans, and a little veggie (not too much, though, we don’t want to crowd out the meat) for less than $10. —Camillia Runner-up: Tacos de Acapulco

BEST CHOWDER

Splash Café

SLO, Pismo Beach What makes the chowder at Splash Cafe so darn good? Owner Joanne Currie explained, “We use three different kinds of clams, which give a nice flavor profile and texture to our chowder. We use only fresh dairy and ingredients so that our chowder is always creamy, not cloying or heavy.” Generous cups of steaming chowder cost $4.85, sourdough bread bowls cost $7.95! “We bake all our own bread,” Currie said, “and we ship frozen chowder anywhere in the continental United States, including Alaska. (Sorry Hawaii!) California Fresh Markets also sells our frozen chowder and new carrot pepper sauce that goes great with it!” —Ariel Runner-up: Ciopinot Seafood Grille

BEST AÇAÍ BOWL

Seeds The Juice Company

1133 Garden St., SLO It seems like there’s an açaí bowl screaming at you from every juice place downtown, but the best new biz of 2016 has them all beat. You can BYOB—build your own bowl—customized to your crazy standards of perfection starting with açaí and ending with seeds. Yes, Seeds The Juice Company has seeds of all kinds. And fresh-flaked coconut, sliced bananas, whole blueberries, and chunks of kiwi. If fruit’s what you’re looking for and you hopped on the clean-eating bandwagon, Seeds açaí bowls can keep you healthy, organic, and happy. —Camillia Runner-up: Kravabowl

BEST ICE CREAM/ FROZEN YOGURT

Doc Burnstein’s Ice Cream Lab

SLO, Arroyo Grande Head over to Doc Burnstein’s Ice Cream Lab for a scoop or three of heaven made locally with lots of care and fresh cream! I crave their Motor Oil—dark chocolate and Kahlúa with fudge swirls. Owner Greg Steinberger said, “Motor Oil is our top selling flavor, and we just got a registered trademark for that flavor.” Steinberger also supports the Make-a-Wish Foundation. “We invite a Make-a-Wish child to create a flavor each year and 25 cents of every scoop goes to Make-a-Wish.” This year Wesley Barton from Atascadero created Ninja Turtles Cowabunga! This green vanilla treat laced with mini-turtle, caramel-filled chocolates is available only through the end of July, dudes! —Ariel Runner-up: Teaberry

BEST DESSERT

BEST SANDWICH

100 Madonna Road, SLO Craving something sweet and decadent? Stop by the Madonna Inn for a slice of their world-famous cake. From delicate pink champagne to rich black forest, customers can indulge in thick slices of Madonna Inn cake topped with ribbons of chocolate curls. “We truly appreciate the continued support of our fans and customers,” Assistant Marketing Manager Audrey Pearce said. “It is largely because of our guests that Madonna Inn has remained a family tradition for almost 60 years!” Madonna Inn cakes are fresh, handmade with care, and unique. They’re more than just a sweet treat, they’re a little celebration in each bite. —Kristine Xu Runner-up: Apple Farm

350 High St., SLO Whether you’ve got the munchies or just spent an afternoon hiking Bishop Peak, there’s nothing more satisfying than sinking your teeth into a delicious sandwich from High Street Deli and Market that you scored for $6 during daily the 4:20 p.m. special. Manager Eric McFarland attributed the deli’s success to “the customer service and quality, local products.” The Dutch Crunch and California Turkey sandwiches remain popular among customers. Right now if you buy any High Street T-shirt or sweater, you get your sandwich for $6, even if it’s not 4:20. Don’t forget to throw in a doobie snack to round out the meal. —Ryah Cooley Runner-up: Gus’s Grocery

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BEST DOUGHNUT

BEST BAKERY

793 Foothill Blvd., SLO Looking to satisfy a nighttime craving, grab a study snack, or enjoy the delights of a fluffy doughnut? The newly expanded SloDoCo. has got just what you need from the traditional buttermilk bar to the circus animal doughnut—vanilla frosting swirled with crushed circus animal cookies on a raised doughnut. Marketing Manager Brandon Miller said the specials menu is always changing with the season, but bakers like to create these goodies with their customers in mind. “We’re always thinking of the craziest doughnuts college students would like,” Miller said. Now with more space for late night study sessions, the shop is open 24/7. —Karen Garcia Runner-up: Sunshine Donuts

299 Marsh St., SLO “Just like grandma used to make” is the motto that goes into every recipe at this bakery. Owner Shelia McCann has been kneading her way into the hearts of many who enjoy her fresh loafs, pastries, and sandwiches. “We really do use the best ingredients and try to put out a quality product,” she said. Stop in for a whole loaf of basil Parmesan to complement a pasta dish or take half of an apple cinnamon swirl for dessert. If you’re stopping in for a lunch break, bakers cut each ingredient as needed for your sandwich. —Karen Runner-up: Madonna Inn

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BEST OUTDOOR DINING

Novo Restaurant & Lounge

726 Higuera St., SLO Novo’s bringing home first place for best outdoor dining, and there’s no question why: The restaurant’s extensive back patio juts right up against the creek, providing a perfect spot to lounge under the trees and enjoy gourmet selections from an eclectic menu. If you’re looking for fresh air and a delicious meal, Novo is the place to be. Jai Covey, front of house manager for Novo, said she was thankful to SLO County for recognizing the dining experience. “We are so delighted that you enjoy dining at Novo as much as we enjoy serving each and every one of you,” Covey said. —Brenna Runner-up: Luna Red DINING OUT continued page 29

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BEST KID-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT

Sylvester’s Burgers

Los Osos, Atascadero, Oceano What kid doesn’t love hamburgers, hot dogs, corn dogs, grilled cheese, and chicken strips? Sylvester’s has them all served with a big helping of fun! The friendly staff makes every experience memorable with funny hats and birthday pics they post on Sylvester’s Facebook page. The food is yummy. The prices are great, especially if you’re feeding a youth sports team or a herd of birthday revelers. The Babywood Burger is huge and comes with a generous side of fries and small drink with free refills. And everyone gets a free burger on their birthday—AWESOME! —Ariel Runner-up: Gino’s Pizza

BEST CHEAP EATS

Urbane Café

925 Higuera St., SLO Urbane Café’s owner Tom Holt never wants to be out of range for people. “He always wants to make sure that things are affordable,” said Christi Christian, director of marketing. “He wants to be someplace that people can go two to three times a week.” And did you know they don’t use any bread that’s more than 40

minutes old? “We’re constantly baking it right there before their eyes,” she added. Fresh-baked focaccia, fresh-picked produce, and meal prices that hover around $10. That’s a deal worth voting for. Look for a remodel of the downtown spot sometime this fall. —Camillia Runner-up: Firestone Grill

BEST MEAL TO TREAT YOURSELF

Ember

1200 E. Grand Ave., suite 101, Arroyo Grande Ember in Arroyo Grande’s wood-fired Italian-inspired menu items earned the restaurant readers’ vote for best meal to treat yourself. Chef and owner Brian Collins said Ember boasts a monthly changing menu of wood-fire-grilled items using ingredients from local farms, and he recommends that hungry customers looking to treat themselves choose from that selection of dishes. “We have a warm, rustic atmosphere,” Collins said. “The kitchen and the open fires are right up front and on display, so it’s part of the show.” Ember also features a local wine list, perfect for pairing. —Brenna Runner-up: Novo Restaurant & Lounge

BEST FISH MARKET

Giovanni’s Fish Market & Galley 1001 Front St., Morro Bay The hot item at Giovanni’s this year has been the Dungeness crab. “We’ve had a really good season here this year, so we’ve been sourcing from our local boats,” executive assistant Casey Peterson said. “We didn’t have a season last year.” That’s because of a toxic algae bloom in the Pacific that shut down crabbing season in 2016. The seasons always change, but Giovanni’s motto has always been that you can expect the best from their dockside spot. “So we always try to have the best fish in the area … I think that’s why we’re still around and have been so successful for over 30 years,” Peterson said. —Camillia Runner-up: Olde Port Fisheries

BEST BUTCHER

Arroyo Grande Meat Company

120 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande Owners Henry and Julie Gonzalez have been providing superior, fine meats for 25 years in a century-old butcher shop in the Village of Arroyo Grande. “We’re like stepping back in time to how it used to be,” Henry said. They offer Oregon Painted Hills grass-fed beef, pork cut to order, venison, elk, and buffalo. “Our

free-range Rocky chickens are so moist and tender, having no shots or hormones,” he said. Henry makes about 40 varieties of sausages like Swedish potato, tangy Afrikaner boerewors, and English bangers. “This is an incredible honor and we’re really grateful people support us,” said Gonzalez. “They’re the reason we’re in business.” —Ariel Runner-up: J & R Meats

BEST FOOD TRUCK

The Grilled Cheese Incident

Facebook When you saunter up to the window of this food truck, there’s no religion and no politics, and you certainly can’t judge another person’s grilled cheese. Chef Mike McGourty spent his younger years grilling up cheese and bread after Grateful Dead concerts for gas money to get to the next show. He also spent 10 years at the Cracked Crab in Pismo before his wife, Annie Lynch, convinced him to quit his chef’s job and start the food truck. “She was right as always,” he said. The win is bittersweet for McGourty, who lost his wife about four months ago, but he said he’s happy to be back on the road and watching people smile as they stuff their faces with cheese-filled pleasure. —Camillia Runner-up: Gusto on the Go

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1122 Pine St., Paso Robles Clinking beer glasses, good conversation, and stellar pub grub is how it is at Pappy McGregor’s. But it’s not just about the all-American burger, lobster mac and cheese, or signature garlic fries. It’s about the specialty drinks, too. Owner Donovan Schmit said the pub is always refining its cocktail program whether it’s craft or local. “We’re always trying to keep it fresh and new,” he said. Schmit’s current favorite is the Birds and Bees—vodka, St. Germain, honey syrup,

and fresh lemon. “We make ice cubes with baby’s breath. It’s really refreshing and something you don’t see around here,” he said. —Karen Runner-up: Pine Street Saloon

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Old Cayucos Tavern & Cardroom

130 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos Butting right up to the Pacific Ocean is the Old Cayucos Tavern and Cardroom’s old timey establishment, where you can grab a pint and sway to the sounds of rock ’n’ roll. Built in 1906, the tavern

originated as an old cowboy bar, and it’s still put together with wooden walls and dollar bills hanging from the ceiling. The Tavern’s the best place for live music and a great time. It even has its original poker room where you can try your luck. There’s not wrong way to live it up at the Tavern. —Karen Runner-up: The Siren

BEST SAN LUIS OBISPO BAR

Black Sheep Bar & Grill

1117 Chorro St., SLO Always winning the hearts of our locals, Black Sheep wins Best San Luis Obispo Bar yet again! If consistency is key, then Black Sheep sure has got

it down. They’ve got the food down. (If you haven’t tried their buffalo mac and cheese, do it now. No seriously, right now.) And their awesome bar staff has definitely got the drinks down. One of their own, Nicole, also won Best Beverage Slinger in SLO County, again. I know what you’re thinking, this must be “the spot.” Well, you’re right. It really is. —Rachelle Runner-up: Sidecar

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Mason Bar & Kitchen 307 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande You might have heard of Mason Bar

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after it made its debut in the Village of Arroyo Grande last year. But more recently, it’s grown into so much more than just a bar. Now the Mason Bar and Kitchen, it expanded, adding a beautiful fire-lit dining room, expanding a delicious locally sourced menu, and continuing the popularity of their unique barrel aging program. General Manager Daniel Perez couldn’t be more proud of how far they have come. “We truly appreciate all the support and recognition from the readers, voters, and the ever-expanding pool of locals that have continued to support us from the start,” Perez said. —Rachelle Runner-up: Bill’s Place

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Mr. Rick’s

404 Front St., Avila Beach Sitting right on the pier with the ocean in full view is Mr. Rick’s. Equipped with a large front patio, beach-goers can grab a cool drink on a hot summer’s day. The bar also has great pub eats to go along with that thirst-quenching adult beverage, everything from tacos to nachos. As the sun goes down, the music scene comes alive, and DJs and bands play into those warm (or foggy) summer nights to keep the dance floor moving and the drinks flowing. —Karen Runner-up: Harry’s Night Club & Beach Bar

BEST DISTILLERY

Re:Find Distillery

2725 Adelaida Road, Paso Robles While craft spirits are the latest alcoholic darling to spring up in Paso Robles, which now boasts a whole distillery trail, Re:Find Distillery was one of the region’s hard-alcohol trailblazers. “We put a lot of energy into educating consumers about craft spirits,” owner Monica Villicana said. The distillery creates gin, vodka, seasonal sips like limoncello, and even a rye whiskey. Re:Find is also bringing the good stuff to downtown Paso Robles by turning the old Fox Theatre into a tasting room and distillery while keeping that iconic movie house look. —Ryah Runner-up: SLO Brew

BEST PLACE TO DANCE

The Graduate

990 Industrial Way, SLO Are you even surprised? The Graduate has dominated this category for years, and it absolutely deserves it. Though it’s known for having the largest dance floor on the Central Coast, what really makes its reputation are those theme nights. Country Night and Latin Night happen weekly and are the most popular, but The Grad also draws huge crowds with its occasional EDM events. To General Manager Rich Simoneau, their success is pretty straightforward: “We’ve got a large, open dance floor. We’re always playing

what the people want to hear … . We’re obviously doing what the people want.” —Katrina Runner-up: Mother’s Tavern

BEST CLUB TO CATCH A BAND

SLO Brew

736 Higuera St., SLO After closing its doors in 2015 to make the jump from Garden Street to Higuera, SLO Brew revamped its music vibe. Manager Johnny Kenny said the new location has better sound and lighting for each weekly performance. “We know how much it means to the SLO music scene to ‘get it right,’” Kenny said. While many will miss the memories made at the old venue, he said the concert experience remains the bar’s top priority. “SLO Brew offers an intimate concert experience where you can see some of the biggest names in music in a small venue where you’ll get up close and personal with your favorite artists,” he said. —Karen Runner-up: Harry’s Night Club & Beach Bar

MARGARITA HEAVEN Old Juan’s Cantina in Oceano has margaritas on margaritas—in practically any flavor you’d want. Pictured on the bar from front to back are the Cucumber Margarita, Super Strawberry Margarita, and Margarita Classico.

BEST PLACE TO GO ON A FIRST DATE

SLO Farmers’ Market

Higuera Street, SLO Come Thursday evenings in the summertime, one can almost smell love—and, of course, tri-tip—wafting through the air in downtown SLO. It turns out that SLO Farmers’ Market is for more than just barbecue. It’s for burgeoning love. There’s a lot to do, and it’s casual enough to make for an unintimidating first date. “It’s fun,” said Ariana Burton, market manager. “It’s entertaining. You can listen to music and get dinner all in one place.” Plus you can stock up on local produce (and, ahem, that sweet smelling bouquet of fresh-cut flowers). Double (maybe even triple) score. —Ryah Runner-up: Novo

BEST KARAOKE

Bill’s Place

112 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande Going solo and belting out the lyrics to Brittany Spears’ “You Drive Me Crazy” or singing along with a group of friends to Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” is the perfect way to spend a Friday night. In downtown Arroyo Grande’s favorite bar, you can do that on more than just Friday night. Singers young and old take a swing at the mic, and even if you’re no Mariah Carey, the crowd is very supportive and forgiving. —Karen Runner-up: Pine Street Saloon

BEST BAND

Bear Market Riot

Only two bearded men can make that riotous sound. Kirk Nordby and Nick Motil made solo music until they came together in 2014 at a songwriter

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showcase. “Our ability to harmonize our voices was one of the fi rst indications that we should pursue a project together,” Nordby said. The duo blends the sounds of folk and R&B, with the likes of guitars, a harmonica, and feet. “Nick fashioned a suitcase kick drum out of an old leather hat box to drive the beat with acoustic guitars,” Nordby said. The two are currently working on their sophomore album, and they’ll be performing this summer at Concerts in the Plaza on July 17. —Karen Runner-up: Moonshiner Collective

BEST PLACE FOR A BEER

BarrelHouse Brewing Co.

Paso Robles, SLO BarrelHouse Brewing Co. has really lived up to its tagline, “Good people, good times, and great beer.” That’s what BarrelHouse is really all about. Taproom Manager John Pranjic is not only proud of the company he works for, but he also takes pride in the way that they run their business. “One thing we’re very proud of is making beers that we would want to drink ourselves. We don’t make our beers

to fit any specific category, we just make tasty beer and that seems to be the recipe for our success,” Pranjic said. “Cheers to SLO County, New Times, and everyone who supports our local beer scene!” —Rachelle Runner-up: Figueroa Mountain Brewing Company

BEST FANCY COCKTAIL

Sidecar Cocktail Co.

1127 Broad St., SLO Every sip is a treat when you have a handcrafted, super fancy Sidecar cocktail in hand. “We’ve curated a staff of people who have bought in to our passion,” said Josh Christensen, owner. Sidecar recently redid its cocktail menu, and one of the standouts is Midnight in the Garden of Evil, a tequila beverage that features poblano chili liquor and pink guava, topped off with a bruleed lime wheel. Enjoy one quick, as Sidecar is looking to relocate to Marsh Street, where it will be reborn as the Killjoy Social Club. —Ryah Runner-up: Luna Red AFTER HOURS continued page 34

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BEST MARGARITA

Old Juan’s Cantina

649 Pier Ave., Oceano Whether it’s blended or on the rocks, nothing beats a well-made margarita. It’s the perfect drink to celebrate a special occasion, or to sip on at the end of a long day. Why not grab one (heck, make it two) of these delightful concoctions from Old Juan’s Cantina in Oceano. Located just minutes from the beach, Old Juan’s is a family Mexican restaurant with a wellstocked bar and seriously tasty margaritas. While the strawberry margarita packs a fruity-tasting punch, people serious about upping their “rita” game should go for Old Juan’s Classic Cadillac. —Chris McGuinness Runner-up: Black Sheep Bar & Grill

BEST BLOODY MARY

Sidecar Cocktail Co.

1127 Broad St., SLO A quick glance on Yelp is all you need to see that weekends at Sidecar Cocktail Co. is the place to be for a topnotch Bloody Mary. Select from a whole menu of the boozy brunch drink (garnished with celery, Spanish olives, and a pickled Brussels sprout, yum!). “People have come to expect that we have unique things behind the bar,” owner Josh Christensen said. —Ryah Runner-up: Black Sheep Bar & Grill

BEST HAPPY HOUR

Luna Red

1023 Chorro St., SLO You’re wiped out from an afternoon of boutique browsing in downtown San Luis Obispo, ready for some yummy bites and an extravagant cocktail. If it’s between 3 and 6 p.m. on any given day, you’re in luck: It’s happy hour at Luna Red. Luna’s happy hour menu features $5 deals on house wine, well cocktails, draft beer, and red sangria, plus some food indicated on the regular menu. Hayley May, front of house manager for Luna Red, said she was honored by the community recognition, and “grateful for the loyalty and support we receive from them each day. Cheers!” —Brenna Runner-up: Sidecar

BEST SPORTS BAR

Buffalo Wild Wings

309 Madonna Road, SLO Keeping up with different sport games and sports-watching grub is a no-brainer for Buffalo Wild Wings. With tons of TVs to keep an eye on, it’s the place to be to enjoy good eats and talk about the latest NBA player or NFL touchdown, according to General Manager Nick Zachary. “It’s all about the social experience; it’s what we preach,” he said. “We make sure all the games are on, the food is hot, and the beers are cold.” Zachary is a traditional guy so when it comes to choosing wings he goes for the Buffalo, New York-style covered in honey barbecue sauce. —Karen Runner-up: Laguna Grill

BEST WINERY FOR RED WINE

Tolosa Winery

4910 Edna Road, SLO With all the wine to choose from in SLO County, Tolosa Winery stands out for its stunning selection of red wines, particularly the pinot noirs. “I don’t give my winemakers a budget,” owner Robin Baggett said. “They have the best grapes and the best equipment. They have free reign to make great pinot noir.” —Ryah Runner-up: Daou Vineyards & Winery

COCKTAIL CREATORS Sidecar’s Underneath the Bleachers creation is one of the many fancy cocktails that make this downtown SLO hotspot a winner. If our readers know best—and we think they do—this place also has killer Bloody Marys.

BEST WINERY FOR WHITE WINE

Edna Valley Vineyard

2585 Biddle Ranch Road, SLO With grapes planted in the early days of California missions, the grapes in the Edna Valley are of the highest quality. The rich soil and coastal breezes make for almost perfect weather to nurture and grow countless rows of grapevines to bring bottles to tables locally and throughout the state. The Edna Valley Vineyard follows in owner Jack Niven’s footsteps to craft the delights of smooth chardonnay. —Karen Runner-up: Baileyana, Tangent, and True Myth tasting room

BEST WINERY FOR SPARKLING WINE

Laetitia Winery

453 Laetitia Vineyard Drive, Arroyo Grande If there’s one thing we know about SLO County, it’s that our local residents sure do love wine. And our wine-lovin’ readers seem to really love Laetitia’s bubbly. Are we even surprised that Laetitia won this category again? Neither is Laetitia’s sparkling wine maker Dave Hickey. “Our vineyard property was specifically selected for growing sparkling wine grapes,” Hickey said. “The methods used to make the wines are based on the oldest traditions of Champagne—add that to the Coquard Champagne presses, and there you have the perfect recipe to make people smile.” Bubbles make me smile, too. —Rachelle Runner-up: Tobin James Cellars

BEST BREWERY

Firestone Walker Brewing Company

1400 Ramada Drive, Paso Robles Firestone Walker has grown and expanded a bit since winning this category last year. You can now visit a Firestone Walker Brewery and restaurant in Venice Beach. That’s right, the Firestone Walker brothers-in-law opened a tasting room beyond the Central Coast and brought their delicious brews to our southern neighbors. They export all across the nation, and their expansion has made beer-making that much more fun for Brewmaster Matt Brynildson, who said, “Our brewery is a cutting-edge

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facility, right down to the bottling line. This has enabled me to take Firestone Walker beers to the next level.” —Rachelle Runner-up: BarrelHouse Brewing Co.

BEST TASTING ROOM

Edna Valley Vineyard

2585 Biddle Ranch Road, SLO Tucked between the green hills south of San Luis Obispo is the Edna Valley Vineyard covered in its endless rows of grapevines. The views make for a lovely weekend getaway of sipping wine and leaving the cares of the city behind. Equipped with knowledge of staff onsite, each sip brings you closer to the taste of local fields. The tasting room recently reopened with a remodeled outdoor patio—just in time for summer sipping. —Karen Runner-up: Tobin James Cellars

BEST WINE BAR

Luis Wine Bar

1021 Higuera St., SLO Every SLOcal appreciates what Luis Wine Bar brings to the often-hectic downtown scene: “It provides a little bit of a different atmosphere than other places,” owner Vanessa North said. “It’s a little

lounge-ier, a little different ambience.” Kick back in a classy, cozy booth with a glass of wine from Portugal or Paso Robles—take your pick—or enjoy some fresh air out on the patio overlooking the San Luis Creek. Either way, you’re in for a good time and even better drinks. Ask for a flight of their international region of the month, which comes with a glass of local wine made from similar grape varieties for comparison. —Peter Runner-up: STAX Wine Bar

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724 Spring St., suite A, Paso Robles Katie Hayward is in the business of taking people into the Paso Robles wine country. Born and raised on the Central Coast, Hayward said she’s really passionate about the area and what it has to offer her customers. “Our tours are very customized; we’re not cookiecutter,” she said. “If we have guests that like white wines, I’ll find them the best wineries, or if they want a tour where they can talk with the vintner, we do that, too.” Not only are the tours personalized, the bus drivers add their own flair and knowledge to each trip. —Karen Runner-up: Hop On Beer Tours AFTER HOURS continued page 36

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BEST DRINK WITH A VIEW

Ventana Grill

2575 Price St., Pismo Beach There’s no place better than Ventana Grill to enjoy happy hour, or any hour, sipping wine, a good Scotch, or wellmade martini (shaken, not stirred, please) while gazing at the breathtaking view. Perched on the cliffs overlooking the Pacific Ocean, Ventana affords a relaxing atmosphere to observe gulls, pelicans, and even whales and dolphins. Happy hour features great appetizers like the Alaskan halibut ceviche and superb margaritas. Manager Josh Whipkey attributes Ventana Grill’s success to its patrons. “We appreciate our customers, especially our regulars, who support us year round and voted for us. We aim to please everyone.” —Ariel Runner-up: Marisol at the Cliffs Resort

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Nicole, Black Sheep Bar & Grill

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3 to 84. “It’s so relationship based. You look forward to seeing the same people on those same days of the week. I think people come back because they like the way you make them feel.” Stop on by for a Bloody Mary, one of Nicole’s favorite drinks to make. —Ryah Runner-up: Eric Pettis at Blackhorse Espresso & Bakery

BEST COFFEE SHOP

Scout Coffee Co.

1130 Garden St., 880 Foothill Blvd., SLO Those in search of a caffeinated pickme-up in a cozy, cheerful setting need look no further than Scout Coffee, now with two locations: on Garden Street in downtown SLO and a newer spot off of Foothill Boulevard. Owner Sara Peterson attributes Scout’s success to good vibes. “We really strive for a great product, great service, and great atmosphere,” Peterson said. Seasonal goodies on

offer right now include a strawberry buttermilk shake, honey lavender tea bowl, hibiscus sparkling tea, and strawberry pistachio scones. —Ryah Runner-up: Blackhorse Espresso & Bakery

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1172 Los Olivos Ave., Los Osos Co-owners and siblings Julie and Chris Galloway have been roasting coffee beans for three decades! “Our father, Norman, started the business 33 years ago,” said Ms. Galloway. “He named our popular Darned Good Coffee. We have been running it since 2000, when he retired, along with husband and nephew so we are truly a family-operated business.” They use a European-style roasting technique, and Roastmaster Adam Boyd roasts the beans to perfection. Their retail shop has everything java aficionados need for that perfect cup o’ Joe and gives free coffee tours on roasting days, by appointment. Galloway’s favorite brew is Morning Fog Lifter. Mine is Cinnamon Gingerbread! Aaaahhh! —Ariel Runner-up: Honey Co. Coffee Roasters

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ART AS MOVEMENT CORE Dance Company has classes for toddlers and teens to middleagers and seniors. Whether it’s ballet, hip-hop, or a little bit of Latin flavor, CORE’s the best game in town.

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100 Madonna Road, SLO It seems like you can’t walk two steps in SLO County without stumbling into an awesome taproom or craft brewery. The SLO Craft Beer Festival is a great showcase for all those special suds, and this year’s fest took place at the Alex Madonna Expo Center from Feb. 24 through 25. The fest not only rolled out a plethora of tasty craft beers for attendees to try, but also provided food pairings and educational seminars. It was hosted by Pouring for Good, an organization with the goal to “preserve the history and culture of craft beverages through public awareness and education.” Cheers! —Chris Runner-up: AG Strawberry Festival

Atascadero Local photographer and activist Brittany App is all about using her art to tell a story and spread awareness. “I want people to feel like we’re all able to make a positive difference in the world,” App said. While her images run the gamut from landscape photography to weddings, App’s current pet project is a documentary about the recent California drought, Where There Once Was Water. According to App, it “explores our current relationship with water through the complex web of water relationships in California, and explores ideas for moving collectively toward an equitable water future for all.” The film is slated for release in 2018. —Ryah Runner-up: Cameron Ingalls

Shell Beach For the past 20 years or so, artist Lena Rushing has made her mark in SLO with contemporary, women-centric, and narrative paintings. Her art even adorns the covers of a few local authors’ books. “I think it’s different,” Rushing said. “I’m unworthy, but I’m super grateful.” Up next for Rushing is a collaborative group show with artists from around the country celebrating women’s rights. Look for it at Studios on the Park in Paso in October. —Ryah Runner-up: Sara Lane

1130 Pine St., Paso Robles Years ago, Paso Robles didn’t even have a movie theater, but today it boasts that plus one of the bigger art galleries around. Studios on the Park is a stalwart of the growing city’s downtown area. “I think we care about everyone who walks through our doors and we do our best to be their art studio,” said Sasha Irving, director for the gallery. In addition to art from near and far, the studio hosts artist’s talks, free art education for kids, and even cookie decorating classes. —Ryah Runner-up: San Luis Obispo Museum of Art

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BEST TATTOO ARTIST

Keith Duggan at Ink Dynasty

791 Dolliver St., Pismo Beach Ink Dynasty owner Keith Duggan believes in the right to bare arms! A tattoo artist since 2000, he said, “I’ve drawn my whole life, got tattoos as a teenager, then realized I could make a profession of it,” Duggan said. “I like realism and Japanese style artwork with dragons, horses, and other figures from Japanese mythology.” He tattoos by appointment only, with quite a wait list. He creates tattoos small and large, and like a Giotto fresco, he inks them in sections. He does cover-ups or recommends laser removal if a cover-up won’t get the job done. Either way, he wants the end product to be “top notch.” —Ariel Runner-up: Danny Derrick at SLO Tattoo Company

BEST MOVIE THEATER

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Like Liam Neeson, owner Bruce Sanborn and General Manager Austin Snyder have a very particular set of skills to enhance your movie experience with seven screens having incredible Dolby 5.1 sound and BTSX on one. When a plane takes off, you’d swear you were on it. The only thing missing is Neeson sitting next to you in the super comfy power recliner seats. Want more? How about root bear floats made with Doc Burnstein’s ice cream, or local wines and beers to sip? “We aim to provide the best possible movie experience,” Snyder said. Cue the applause! —Ariel Runner-up: Fremont Theater

BEST THEATER GROUP

San Luis Obispo Little Theatre

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to for live theatrical entertainment. “We’re quickly becoming known as the official theater of SLO,” said Kevin Harris, the managing artistic director. “We have a lot more art out there and we’re in people’s faces. We do good work.” In town since 1947, the Little Theatre prides itself on being one of the longest running community theaters in the nation. The play Our Town will show at the Little Theatre through May 28. —Ryah Runner-up: Great American Melodrama

BEST DANCE COMPANY

CORE Dance Company

882 Ricardo Court, SLO CORE means creative, original, raw, energy. Co-owned by Leslie Baumberger, Stacy Millard, and Zheila Pouraghabagher, CORE offers dance classes for ages 2 to 80! “We have discovered a huge group of people over age 40 who want to learn to dance and we target that group, as well as offer classes in traditional ballet, hip-hop, and modern for those who want to study dance,” Baumberger said. CORE students perform at local elementary schools, charity fundraisers, and the SLO Farmers’ Market. “We’re always willing to give back to the community who has

supported us. If they need our help, we’re there,” Baumberger said. —Ariel Runner-up: Coastal Dance and Music Academy (CDMA)

BEST LOCAL ENTERTAINER

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BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE

Vina Robles

3700 Mills Rd., Paso Robles There’s nothing quite like fine wine, good music, and scenic vineyards, and Vina Robles has all three. Plus, there isn’t really a bad seat in the entire amphitheater. Paul Leatherman, general manager for the venue, said, “the rolling hills of oaks combined with the outdoor setting” make it an ideal spot to take in a concert. Bryan Adams, Slayer, Idina Menzel, and more will grace its stage this summer. —Ryah Runner-up: Fremont Theater

BEST COMMUNITY EVENT

Downtown SLO Farmers’ Market

Higuera Street, SLO Each Thursday evening locals sell everything from soup to nuts on Higuera Street. Farmers’ Market Manager Ariana Burton said there’s usually more than 100 local vendors and there’s always entertainment by local performers. The market is a wonderful venue for community organizations like Cal Poly’s open house, local high school students sharing their experiments, and STEAM Alley (Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, and Math), an interactive learning experience of experiments, technology, and art for kids of all ages. Cal Poly brings an entire biology class every third Thursday. Then there’s the food! “We usually have eight barbecue areas,” Burton said. “I’ve met so many people and made so many friends. It’s really great!” —Ariel Runner-up: Concerts in the Plaza

BEST PUBLIC ART

CowParade SLO County

SLO County The CowParade has ended with each bovine masterpiece being purchased at auction or by sponsors. Funds raised will benefit 40 local nonprofits! Organizers Tom Halen and Alan Vanderhorst brought this international art exhibit to SLO with 101 sponsored cows. “It has been amazing to have this event in SLO County with our heritage in dairy and cattle raising,” said Halen, who sponsored 13 cows and donated six minimoos to local high schools. He purchased four cows for the town of Harmony, which he and Vanderhorst own. Local artists were chosen to make each cow special. My favorites are Starry Night Cow and Marilyn Mooonroe! Check out the cattle-logue at cowparadeslo.com. —Ariel Runner-up: Avila Beach Lifeguard Towers by Colleen Gnos

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BEST BOOKSTORE

Barnes & Noble

894 Marsh St., SLO Book lovers, unite! Peruse through aisle after aisle of noteworthy titles at Barnes & Noble. “Our booksellers strive to create a friendly environment where customers feel comfortable making Barnes & Noble a fun part of their daily lives, so that enthusiasm from both booksellers and customers combines to make it an enjoyable experience for everyone,” store manager Kevin Fagley said. Bookworms can grab a cup of coffee from the upstairs cafe and get started on their reading list at this well-stocked bookstore in the heart of downtown San Luis Obispo. —Kristine Runner-up: Phoenix Bookstore

BEST PLACE TO BUY MUSIC

Boo Boo Records

978 Monterey St., SLO Spending an afternoon flipping through the variety of rock, jazz, reggae, and electronica on CDs and vinyl at Boo Boo’s is ideal. What keeps a music lover coming back to the record store, according to owner Mike White, is their almost 42 years in business. “With all our years of experience, [customers] trust that we’re putting out the best selection

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at a fair price,” he said. It’s about the music, checking out what’s new each month, and feeling confident that there’s someone who can answer your questions. For White, the store also highlights a lifestyle where people can come in and buy a cool graphic T-shirt or novelty item. —Karen Runner-up: Cheap Thrills Records

BEST PLACE TO BUY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Lightning Joe’s Guitar Heaven

100 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande You’d be hard pressed to find more stringed instruments in one location than at Lighting Joe’s. When every peg is filled, he’s got about 1,700 vintage, new, and used guitars, banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, and other fretted instruments. “We also have a very effective repair facility, tons of amps, effects, and more,” Joe said of his family-owned and operated business, which includes his wife, son and his wife, and nephew. “We’re in a very fat 7,500 square-foot building stuffed with a frightening amount of stuff!” Yep, and it’s the good stuff! Rock on, Lightening Joe! —Glen Runner-up: Central Coast Music GETTING GOODS continued page 48

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BEST MEN’S CLOTHING STORE

Jules D.

672 Higuera St., SLO This June, Jules D. will celebrate five years of outfitting SLO gents with stylish clothes. “Our product is an amazing collection of contemporary men’s clothing,” owner Jules DuRocher said. “We work really hard to create clients that become a part of our friends and family circles.” This spring, Jules D. will start offering made-to-measure suits, with custom fabrics and buttons, all made in the U.S. —Ryah Runner-up: Patrick James

BEST WOMEN’S CLOTHING STORE

Ambiance

SLO, Paso Robles Located in the heart of downtown, Ambiance SLO is a two-floor boutique that is all around chic. (There’s one in Paso, too!) Women can find outfits they’ll feel beautiful in, and the team members are dedicated to helping each customer do just that. To stay on trend, buyers sort through brands five times a week to curate collections that celebrate every style, age,

and occasion. Customers receive follow-up phone calls to ensure that they’re satisfied with their purchase. “Our main goal is to make sure every woman feels really good about themselves. We never want someone to leave feeling like there wasn’t something here for them,” Assistant Manager Brie Teh said. —Erica Runner-up: Marine Layer

BEST INTIMATE APPAREL

Fanny Wrappers

799 Higuera St., SLO Whether it’s the cheeky name of the store in bright pink neon or the window displays that get plenty of foot traffic every day, Fanny Wrappers is hard to miss. Fanny Wrappers offers free professional fittings for shoppers as well as accessories, pajamas, and other personal items. “Our customers and our merchandise makes Fanny Wrappers the best for intimate apparel. We’re more specialty, that’s the main thing,” manager Lisa Borba said. “We’re not corporate.” In addition to being a unique shopping experience, customers can also enjoy friendly customer service while browsing through the beautiful merchandise offered in this cornerstone of downtown SLO. —Kristine Runner-up: Victoria’s Secret

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BEST THRIFT STORE

Fred & Betty’s

532 Higuera St., SLO Fred & Betty’s links up with the SLO Classical Academy to help further education through their business—and the store also happens to offer SLO County’s best thrift store experience, according to our readers. Store supervisor Lindsey Cheney said she has the store’s staff and parent volunteers to thank for that, as well as the attention to detail that goes into Fred & Betty’s window displays. “Our great products, we have low prices, cleanliness of the store, friendliness of our staff—I think all those things make our store great,” Cheney said. “They’re the things our customers are commenting on all the time.” —Brenna Runner-up: Goodwill SLO

BEST ANTIQUE STORE

Ruby Rose

1235 Monterey St., SLO Upon walking into Ruby Rose, one could easily mistake the antique store for a stranger’s lavish living space. Every corner of the store is ornamentally arranged with vintage memorabilia to “make each room like you’d move into it,” according to Brendy Alsup, a Ruby Rose crewmember. As

seasons change, new items are brought in to inspire customers and keep things as fresh as antiques can be. To Aslup, the embellished atmosphere and team dedication allows the store to be more than a destination for trinkets: “There’s a feeling of wanderlust. It’s more than an antique store, it’s a creative space.” —Erica Runner-up: Timeless Treasures Home Consignment

BEST CONSIGNMENT STORE

Finders Keepers

1124 Garden St., SLO Finders Keepers is a great place for fashion gurus looking to spruce up their wardrobes. Located off Garden Street, this upscale women’s consignment store stocks designer clothing at a fraction of the price. “Our consigners and our shoppers make Finders Keepers the best consignment business,” owner Debra Fogg said. “These women are the best dressed and also conscientious of recycling.” The hanging display of the clothing racks simplifies the shopping experience and makes the task of consignment shopping much less daunting. From gently used and vintage clothing to specially picked consignment items, GETTING GOODS continued page 51

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BEST PLACE TO PAMPER YOUR PET

The Golden Paw

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2314 Broad St., SLO Pets are people, too! And as such, they deserve a little pampering every now and then. According to readers, the Golden Paw is the best place for that. The Golden Paw, located on Broad Street in San Luis Obispo, has been a staple on the Central Coast for more than 20 years. The shop is owned by Cal Poly graduate John Salmeron, who once worked as a veterinary technician and now breeds Pomeranians. If you’re looking for a grooming salon worthy of your fur baby’s time and money (OK, it’s probably your money), the Golden Paw is the spot to go. —Brenna Runner-up: PetSmart GETTING GOODS continued page 52

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BEST HARDWARE STORE

Miner’s Ace Hardware

Nipomo, Arroyo Grande, Grover Beach, SLO, Los Osos, Morro Bay, and Atascadero Knowledgeable employee Brooke Phillips has been with Miner’s for four years and gave me the low-down on the many products and services Miner’s offers. “We have a great lumber department,” she said. “Our paint department carries Valspar and Clark & Kensington paints and we will color match anything. … We also have chickens, plus feed and treats!” They have a great rewards program and sales, and friendly, loyal staff who offer tips and advice. “Some have been with us for several years, like Wally Lewis who has been with the company since 1956,” Phillips said. “He works at our Grover Beach store and just turned 90!” —Ariel Runner-up: Home Depot

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stand in the land! Rutiz started farming in 1981 near Huasna. He moved his family to Halcyon in 2003 and opened their stand just off the Pike selling homegrown, organic produce. They also deliver weekly harvest boxes to customers’ homes and offer school tours. Rutiz Family Farms also donates produce to food banks and provides gift certificates and baskets to different charities. “A lot of our success is due to our terrific crew in the field and at the stand,” Reilly said. —Ariel Runner-up: Talley Farms

BEST GROCERY STORE

Trader Joe’s

SLO, Arroyo Grande, Templeton Shopping at Trader Joe’s in SLO is always an adventure, and it’s always the fun kind of adventure. Even if the lines are flooding into the aisles with Cal Poly students, TJ’s welcoming atmosphere and delicious, thoughtfully picked products makes each trip worth it. From the reasonable prices, to the creative branding style, to the variety of choices, or the very friendly staff, TJ’s won over our readers this year. “We’re just really proud to be apart of this community,” SLO store captain Kristina Myers said. “We’re a unique grocery store that focuses on our customers, products, our great crew.” —Peter Runner-up: California Fresh (SLO) GETTING GOODS continued page 54

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BEST FLOWER SHOP

Open Air Flowers

1055 Osos St., SLO It’s hard to walk past Open Air Flowers and not gaze longingly at their gorgeous bouquets, almost spilling onto the sidewalk. The flower shop has contributed to the fabric of downtown SLO for more than 30 years with freshcut flowers, lavish arrangements, and delicately potted succulents. “We create beautiful designs, we pride ourselves in the quality of our flowers, and we love our customers. We are so proud to be a cornerstone of downtown,” owner Leslie Weber said. Pick up a little something to brighten up the home seven days a week, rain or shine. —Kristine Runner-up: Albert’s Flowers

BEST PLACE TO GEEK OUT

Apple Store

899 Higuera St., SLO Apple’s products and technology literally changed the world, so it’s not surprising that folks in SLO County like to test out the newest gadgets at the Apple Store in downtown SLO. The Silicon Valley giant introduced new iPhones, watches, and MacBook Pros

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with “touch bar” technology last year. Oh, and they also got rid of the headphone jack! Indeed, it’s a busy time in the tech world and we’re all trying to keep up. What’s both thrilling and maddening about spending time in the Apple Store is you get to play with some of the world’s best products even if there’s no way you could afford them! —Peter Runner-up: Captain Nemo’s Games & Comics

BEST EYEWEAR STORE

Urban Optics

1001 Higuera St., SLO Glasses of all shapes, colors, and sizes line the windows of Urban Optics to match each unique individual’s style and needs. Urban Optics has unique frames that can’t be found anywhere else in the area, according to Manager Hanna Schultz. “A lot of our frame lines are handmade, one-of-a-kind, broadening our selection,” she said. A lot of clients also come in for the family atmosphere as the Urban Optics family is there to find the perfect match for everyone. “Our returning and new customers really appreciate the time and attention our staff along with the doctor provide them with,” Shultz said. —Karen Runner-up: Debonair Eyes

BEST JEWELRY STORE

Baxter Moerman Fine Jewelry

1128 Garden St., SLO Baxter Moerman is a local boutique that creates and carries rings, earrings, and necklaces to woo the most important people in your life. Co-owner Matt Moerman said this jewelry shop takes pride in having an array of alternative engagement rings with a sought-after peach sapphire as the center stone. “The sapphire is hard to find, but its rarity is what I think makes it so popular among our customers, not to mention it looks beautiful,” he said. The boutique has been in business for about eight years and strives to bring new designs to the engagement scene. —Karen Runner-up: Kevin Main Jewelry

BEST TOY STORE

Tom’s Toys

682 Higuera St., SLO There’s no shortage of toys and games at Tom’s Toys. The store is filled from floor to ceiling with rows and rows of toys and games. From art supplies to the latest LEGO sets, Tom’s Toys seeks to be the one-stop toy shop for the SLO community. “Our building was specifically constructed for the toy store and we try to keep as classic as possible,” Tom’s Toys Vice President Jillian Wahlquist said. “We have a mix of what’s trending now and what’s been

classic for generations. We provide free gift wrapping, great customer service, and we’ve been a fixture in the SLO community for 30 years now.” —Kristine Runner-up: Whiz Kids

BEST SHOE STORE

Shoe Palace

837 Marsh St. SLO Even though there are plenty of locally owned shoe stores in the area, our readers chose Shoe Palace, a store with more than 100 shoe shops across the U.S., as the best. Is it because it’s an actual palace made out of shoes? Nope. According to the downtown SLO store’s assistant manager, Patrick Tuason, it’s because they have the biggest sports shoe selection in SLO County. “We take care of our customers,” Tuason said. “We never leave our stock room without an option for our customer. We try to figure out what they’re looking for and find something as close to that as possible.” —Camillia Runner-up: Charles Shoes

BEST TIRE STORE

The Tire Store SLO

252 Higuera St., SLO Owned by Joe Beckwith and Kevin Conlan, The Tire Store has been making the rubber meet the road for 28 years. “My dad, Tom, started the business in 1989,” Beckwith said. “He put customer

775 Fiero Lane, SLO Local company SunRun is proof that you can rebrand, change your name, and customers will stick with you. Formerly R.E.C. Solar, this team has offered solar installation services for those looking for renewable energy in SLO since the late 1990s. “We just always have the mindset of putting the customer first,” said Rose Hall, branch manager for the SLO SunRun. While installing solar panels is an investment, SunRun estimates that solar users save an average of $11,000 in utilities over the lifetime of the panels. —Ryah Runner-up: Solar City

BEST MORTGAGE COMPANY

Mortgage House

1131 Monterey St. SLO The Mortgage House’s motto is “Integrity – Experience –Results.” “We live by that,” said Division President Roxanne Carr. The mortgage banker has been in SLO for more than 22 years, has longtime employees (the chief underwriter has been with the company for 14 years), and loan requests are processed in town. “We firmly believe in spending whatever time it takes to make a client comfortable, making a difficult process as pleasant as possible,” Carr said. “Even during the most relaxed years and the toughest years, we counseled borrowers and did not ever offer loan choices that were inappropriate.” —Camillia Runner-up: Spinnaker Financial Inc.

BEST CPA

Glenn Burdette

1150 Palm St., SLO “We are a paperless office except in the bathrooms,” according to CPA and Glenn Burdette Principal Daniel O’Hare. “We do serious work but we don’t take ourselves too seriously.” The company is 100 percent employee owned, celebrated 50 years in 2015, and is rated as the 244th largest CPA firm in the country by Inside Public Accounting. “Each day we make a personal commitment to go beyond for each other, for our clients, for our firm, and for the community,” O’Hare said. Oh, and they also have an unofficial mascot (a cat tissue-dispenser named GoBe) that shows up in random spots around the office. —Camillia Runner-up: Rachel Carscaden

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BEST HAIR SALON

Parlour - A David Stewart Salon

575 Marsh St., SLO When it comes to the perfect haircut, you want the perfect stylist to pull it off. And at Parlour - A David Stewart Salon everyone has 10 to 25 years of experience when it comes to cutting, coloring, and styling hair, and the beauty parlor is conveniently located in downtown SLO. “We do nothing but hair,” salon co-owner Mark Padgett said. “And when you do something very specific, you get good at it.” —Ryah Runner-up: Bluebird Salon

BEST BARBER SHOP

The Ritual

781 Higuera St., SLO For something a step above the normal haircut experience, pay a visit to The Ritual. From the open floor space to the classy interior design, stepping into this

barbershop is an aesthetic treat. “The Ritual Barbershop strives to provide exceptional haircuts and hot towel shaves, while honoring the barbering tradition,” barber Sammy Mejia said. The haircuts and customer service provide an experience like no other, and the professional facial hair products take this barbershop to the next level. Those looking for a traditional barbershop experience will not be disappointed at The Ritual. —Kristine Runner-up: Mike’s Barber Shop Morro Bay

BEST NAIL SALON

Pinkies Up

774 Marsh St., SLO Bright colors and sparkles are part of a vibrant lifestyle that Pinkies Up owner Yessie Nojas brings to her clients’ nail art. “As soon as you walk through the door, you feel like a princess, and my guests are welcomed with a friendly smile and a beverage of their choice,” she said. Clients LIFESTYLE continued page 60

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are friends to Nojas, and she takes the time to know them and learn about how to accommodate their needs for future appointments. “I accommodate them with something as simple as playing music they love during their appointment or going next door to Scout to get their favorite drink,” Nojas said. —Karen Runner-up: @Nails

BEST GYM

Kennedy Club Fitness

Paso Robles, Atascadero, SLO, Arroyo Grande When it comes to working out in SLO County, there’s a clear standout: Kennedy Club Fitness. Live in Paso, but work in SLO? No problem for Kennedy members, who have four gyms across the county to drop in at. Bonus: It’s a locally owned business. “Barb and Kevin started their first gym in Atascadero in 1981,” Marketing Manager Debra Leonard Albert said. “It was always his vision to build multiple locations.” Members can expect to

see new My Zone heart rate monitors available to wear during workouts, with their stats on screens. —Ryah Runner-up: Pismo Beach Athletic Club

BEST PLACE TO GET A MASSAGE

Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort

1215 Avila Beach Drive, SLO Look for solace hidden in the oaks above Avila Beach Drive at the Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort. With the largest spa on the Central Coast, General Manager Charles Crellin said a person can feel the resort’s years of experience with every massage. “We have the finest therapists in the area that have been with the company for more than 15 years. We really focus on the highest qualified and great new talent,” he said. “You can get a good massage in any strip mall but you can unwind and really be evoked into this relaxed environment.” —Karen Runner-up: Massage Envy

BEST PLACE TO GET WAXED

Wax Me!

1375 E. Grand Ave., suite 101, Arroyo Grande Owner Julie Irey said the secret to success is simple. “I tell my staff it’s all about making the client happy. We try to make everyone feel like they’re the only one.” Wax Me! does only one thing—hair removal, from brows to Brazilians (their specialty). “A Brazilian wax removes all hair from the private area, including crevices,” Irey said. “We use a soft wax made for sensitive skin that is imported from Italy, followed by soothing witch hazel.” Head-to-toe waxing is available for men as well as women at reasonable prices. “I hire good, genuine, happy people. We want our clients to come back,” Irey said. —Ariel Runner-up: European Wax Center

BEST PLASTIC SURGEON

Dr. Wally Hosn

1250 Peach St., SLO For the past 15 years, Dr. Wally Hosn has practiced plastic surgery at the Aesthetic Plastic Surgery Center in SLO with services like facelifts, breast implants, tummy tucks, liposuction,

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BEST PLACE FOR SKIN CARE

Dr. Ke-Ping Tsao

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BEST NEW COMPANY OF 2016

Seeds The Juice Company

1113 Garden St., SLO When Seeds The Juice Company entered the downtown SLO scene last year, it brought with it a much-needed burst of healthy food options like green juices and acai bowls. “It’s the new trend of how eating in SLO is going to go,” said Rammy Aburashed, Seeds co-owner. “Garden Street is becoming a hit.” Seeds now also boasts chia seed pudding and toast that’s 1 1/2 inches thick topped with everything from avocado and pumpkin seeds to nutella and strawberries. —Ryah Runner-up: Don’s String Shop

BEST RADIO STATION

KCBX 90.1 FM

4100 Vachell Lane, SLO KCBX is my radio station, at least that’s the way I think about it. I coown it with every other subscriber who pays to keep the public radio station afloat, and every weekday morning when I tune into Neal Losey’s Morning Cup and listen to his carefully curated

selection of eclectic and amazing music, commercial-free, I’m reminded of what a worthwhile investment it is. They recently added a local news staff that brings listeners local news they may not find elsewhere, and they air amazing network shows from NPR, PRX, and APM. This is your community radio station! —Glen Runner-up: KJUG 98.1 FM

BEST NEWS SOURCE

New Times

1010 Marsh St., SLO Well clap, clap, clap! For the second year in a row, we won Best News Source in a poll we conducted in our own newspaper! Who the hell else would have won? The New York Times? The Christian Science Monitor? The freakin’ BBC? Jeez! “Oh look, what a surprise! New Times won their own poll.” “Hmm, I wonder if they stuffed the ballot box? ” OK, I get it. It looks fishy. But what are you reading right now? Yeah, New Times. Why? No, I mean besides the fact that it’s free. Yeah, it’s because we dig deep to bring you the facts on local events, and we do it with a local staff and without being sued for libel. Yes, that’s a pretty low bar. Quit being so judgy! —The Shredder runner-up: KSBY News

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BEST PLACE FOR A WEDDING RECEPTION OR BIG BASH

Madonna Inn

100 Madonna Road, SLO With its crazy cool pink décor and over-the-top cakes, Madonna Inn is a great place to get hitched or simply party the night away. “We have a variety of indoor and outdoors spaces with whimsical décor, helpful staff, and a great, local setting,” said Audrey Pierce, assistant marketing manager. With summer coming up, the venue’s Secret Garden makes for a sweet outdoor spot to exchange vows. Let them eat pink champagne cake! —Ryah Runner-up: Avila Beach Golf Resort

BEST CATERER

Taste!

2900 Broad St., SLO “We’re on top of things. If I get an email you’ll get a response quickly. If I get a phone call you’ll get a call right back,” said Elaine Danicic, the Taste’s catering

director. Professionalism is what Danicic prides herself on and being able to work with customers every step of the way. “We make sure the event runs smoothly, everyone is taken care of, and our food is excellent,” she said. The newest service to the restaurant’s catering program is Taste on the Go, where the eatery comes to your home to provide flavorful dishes to a smaller party than say a wedding or corporate event. —Karen Runner-up: Popolo Catering

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Quiky Car Wash

2959 Broad St. and 1460 Calle Joaquin, SLO Quiky Car Wash can make any amount of bird poop on your car disappear. I know that firsthand, because recently 2,000 birds pooped on my car in one day, which forced me to take it straight to the car wash. Quiky offered me a great price to go through the wash twice, and my car came out the other side spick and span. Manager John Singh said Quiky focuses on an efficient car wash experience. “People are very busy,” he said. “We want to be able to get you in and out.” The car wash is also environmentally efficient, using 85 percent recycled water and will soon be solar-powered. —Peter Runner-up: Sunset North Car Wash ABOUT TOWN continued page 67

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BEST MEDICAL MARIJUANA DELIVERY SERVICE

Milkman Collective

SLO, Five Cities SLO County offers no shortage of medical marijuana delivery services. For the second year in a row, the nonprofit Milkman Collective was voted as the best of the bunch. Milkman Collective is family run and partners with handselected growers in Humboldt County and the Bay Area to provide 100 percent organic and lab-tested medicine. “I guess it’s just that we are very passionate about what we do,” said Tom, one of Milkman Collective’s two founders, who asked that we not use his last name. “We are reliable and consistent, and we try to set the bar as high as we can.” —Chris Runner-up: House of Holistics

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BEST LOCAL BANK/ CREDIT UNION

SESLOC Federal Credit Union

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name—that’s what SESLOC strives to do. SESLOC is now the largest locallybased financial institution in the county. With 75 years under its belt, employees know a thing or two about knowing their returning customers, said Carla Swift, vice president of financial education. “Most of the time we know our account holders by name and we serve about 48,000 people,” she said. Another focus the credit union has is building up its financial knowledge to boost their confidence when making financial commitments. —Karen Runner-up: Rabobank America

BEST REAL ESTATE COMPANY

Patterson Realty 265 South St., suite G, SLO Formed in 1979, Patterson Realty brings together a prestigious group of brokers and agents to collaborate on each property. Marketing admin Brittany Hensley said it’s the company’s commitment to understanding each client and doing the research to provide them with quality service that sets them apart.

“There are a diverse set of agents we have working together and the years of experience come together really well to give the best service to our clients,” she said. Above everything else, Hensley said it’s the marketing and listings that agents do so well to engage people who are looking for a new home. —Karen Runner-up: Richardson Properties

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698 Tank Farm Road, suite 240, SLO Founded in 2005 by Attorney Ryan Harris, Harris Personal Injury Lawyers is a law firm that specializes in representing clients in personal injury cases. Harris serves more than 5,000 clients in 10 locations across California, including one in SLO, and has earned payouts in court totaling more than $200 million. Harris credits the firm’s success to good old-fashioned customer service. While some law

BEST MOVING COMPANY

Meathead Movers

Move over, the meatheads are coming to help situate all your prized possessions into a new home or space. Keeping it simple and valuing each customer is what CEO Aaron Steed said is imperative to every move the crew helps with. “I think it’s fundamental that we care more than any other moving company about our customers, and we make every move personal,” he said. The company began 20 years ago and Steed said the company continues to grow from every success or mistake they encounter. “We always focus on what we can do to improve our service, and we never stop being innovative,” Steed said. —Karen Runner-up: ASAP Movers

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3261 S. Higuera St., suite 100 Ants, bed bugs, earwigs, and beetles. Gross. Brezden Pest Control has been getting that particular brand of gross out of SLO County houses since 1980. Founders John and Maria Brezden have built a team of well-trained service technicians who can also rid your place of creepy spiders, crappy birds, and crawly rodents in an environmentally friendly way. An Atascadero customer found Brezden after spending a year working with another company. “Within a month of Brezden taking over, all rodents were removed and prevented from entering the attic. So happy with service!” she explained in a testimonial on Brezden’s website. —Camillia Runner-up: Madrone Landscape

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1312 Garden St., SLO Garrett Orthodontics is in the business of providing smile makeovers to children, teens, and adults. But, the office is also a big supporter of Hunger Awareness Day (June 2). The offices are collecting money to support the Food Bank Coalition of San Luis Obispo County throughout the month of May, and Dr. Brett Garrett will match what’s donated there. The food bank is trying to raise $110,000 to feed the one in six SLO County residents who face hunger. “Bring your donation to your appointment and put in a box,” a post on the office’s Facebook page said. No wonder he’s the best! —Camillia Runner-up: Dr. John Freeman

BEST DOCTOR

Dr. David Shultz Urban Optics

1001 Higuera St., SLO Seeing is believing, and Dr. David Shultz of Urban Optics works to take care of peepers. Daughter Hanna Shultz said their clients come to visit the doctor

and return for checkups because of the time and accuracy that he dedicates to each individual. “Our No. 1 that we really strive for is customer service and people come back every year for the doctor and the staff,” she said. The doctor works with each client to find the perfect match of frame to provide comfort and boost their confidence in their new glasses. —Karen Runner-up: Dr. Rene Bravo-Bravo Pediatrics

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1312 Garden St., SLO Doctors Jeffrey Hiner, Sandra KarlicHiner, and Juan Reinosa are in the pain-relieving business. They go “the extra mile, making sure the patient is getting referred out properly and following up with them, calling them at home,” Karlic-Hiner said. They also try to work with people who can’t afford to pay for chiropractic treatment or whose insurance won’t cover it. And along those same lines, the office likes to give back to the community by sponsoring sports teams like the Cal Poly Wheelman and the Cuesta track team. “We tend to gear toward the teams that don’t have a lot of dough flowing through.” —Camillia Runner-up: Dr. Sandy Sachs – SLO Wellness

BEST VETERINARIAN

Pismo Beach Veterinary Clinic

990 Price St., Pismo Beach It’s vital to find a vet who (figuratively) speaks your pet’s language and knows the importance of treating your little critter like family. Fortunately, the folks over at Pismo Beach Veterinary Clinic have this down—their website is filled with various animal care tips, and each doctor’s “about me” lists their pets alongside their spouses and children. “We are thrilled and honored to be again voted the best vet in SLO County,” said owner and veterinarian Joel Conn. “Thanks to everyone for the support! Our team works really hard to emphasize the customer experience, in addition to providing exceptional patient care.” —Katrina Runner-up: Dr. Mark O’Reilly— Stenner Creek

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second or third Honda vehicle, Sunset Honda can provide you with the best service to answer every question you have about the vehicles. The dealership is celebrating its 40th anniversary, and dealership President Chris Baughman said that having a long-standing presence in the community has really given them the ability to gain customer trust. “We really make sure our staff is well-trained with each product and understand every feature to provide each customer with the best experience when they come in,” he said. —Karen Runner-up: Perry Ford Lincoln of SLO

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356 Santa Rosa St., SLO Walking into Lombards Stereo comes with a greeting and a wealth of knowledge bout the right product for each unique vehicle. Store Manager Angel Hurtado said that he takes pride in the store’s old-school way of approaching customers. “We call it pre-internet customer service. It’s when you take the time to get to know what the customer is looking for

and really provide them with as much information as possible,” he said. “It’s not like taking a number and spending only a few minutes with someone.” It’s all about looking each customer in the eye and shaking their hand knowing they have all the education they need about their product. —Karen Runner-up: Best Buy

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Couch Potato

Pismo Outlets, SLO, Morro Bay, and Paso Robles Owner Guntug Yilmaz has run the Couch Potato since he was 25 when it opened in a small, 2,000 square-foot showroom on Marsh Street. “We kept growing because the community liked us,” Yilmas said. “Now we have four locations!” He specializes in custom upholstery, using quality vendors from Southern California and the East Coast. “We find better quality at a regional price point,” Yilmas said. “We also work with Amish furniture makers and support American-made wood and upholstery products.” His furniture is contemporary and stylish yet comfortable. “And we turned everybody into couch potatoes—a silly name but serious comfort!” Yilmas said. —Ariel Runner-up: Luna Rustica

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2905 Burton Drive, Cambria If you’re looking to get out of Dodge for a couple of days without getting— well—too far out of Dodge, readers say the Cambria Pines Lodge is the place you want. Becky Evans, director of sales and marketing at the lodge, said Cambria Pines makes a great home base for all there is to do in Cambria, from antiquing to hiking and wine tasting to a Hearst Castle visit. On top of that, she said the hotel’s restaurant and lounge hosts nightly entertainment, which sets the lodge apart. “Guests who stay with us one time almost always want to come back,” Evans said. —Brenna Runner-up: Madonna Inn

BEST PLACE TO GET SWIMWEAR

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795 Higuera St., SLO It’s almost time to prepare for endless summer days (and swimsuit season). Looking for something strappy? Maybe a retro-inspired one piece? Or maybe just something new to lounge in by the poolside? Head over to SLO Swim to peruse their vast collection of swimsuits and bikinis. “We really appreciate our customers and the support they’ve given for almost 30 years,” owner Shelley Filip said. SLO Swim has the largest collection of women’s swimwear on the Central Coast. —Kristine Runner-up: Moondoggies

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SLO, Pismo Beach If there’s one thing surfers love— besides, well, surfing—it’s showing pride in their coastal lifestyle, and what better way to do that than shopping local for all your surfing needs and beach swag? With locations in both SLO and Pismo, Moondoggies sells not only surfboards, but also T-shirts, hats, keychains, and so much more. It’s the perfect way to let people know that you love the Central Coast as much as you love riding its waves. “We are proud to have been a part of the community for over 30 years,” owner Randy Adler said. “It’s an honor to receive this reward.” —Katrina Runner-up: Central Coast Surfboards

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BEST GOLF COURSE

Avila Beach Golf Resort

6464 Ana Bay Road, Avila Beach Hitting a putt with the ocean breeze against your face is the best way to end the workweek. Covered with fields of green and a par 71, the Avila Beach Golf Resort is the perfect way to unwind and practice your hole-in-one. Kikuyu grass fairways extend 6,500 yards between San Luis Obispo Creek and the Pacific Ocean. The back nine traverses a tidal estuary while the front nine sits on hilly terrain with oak-lined valleys. The challenging course also has beautifully crafted facilities and a neighborhood bar that serves sandwiches and tasty bites to enjoy. —Karen Runner-up: Morro Bay Golf Course

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Bishop Peak

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is a moderate hike for all lovers of nature who want the perfect view of the city of SLO. It can be accessed from either Patricia Drive or Highland Drive and has an easy-to-follow trail with a small section of rock climbing. It’s definitely on everyone’s bucket list and with about three hours of free time, the hike can easily be accomplished. If you wake up early enough to catch the sunrise, you might just perch yourself above the Central Coast’s wispy clouds. —Karen Runner-up: Madonna Mountain

BEST BIKE SHOP

Flander’s Bicycle

1951 Santa Barbara Ave., SLO As the smallest bike shop in the county, Flander’s Bicycle owner Shawn Hafley said he and his then co-founder opened the shop in 2011 with nothing but community support. “We’re just a funky little shop that wanted to make our original idea a reality, which was to help people out and support our local cycling community,” Hafley said. Flander’s employees go above and beyond to pick up and deliver the bikes that they work on throughout the county. “We’ll work on everything and anything that’s brought to us from bikes to wheelchairs,” he said. —Karen Runner-up: Art’s Cyclery

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Ontario Road to Avila Beach The Bob Jones trail extends from the city to the sea in Avila Beach, starting at the parking lot near Ontario Road off Highway 101 and ending downtown on the corner of Avila Beach Drive and 1st Street. The 3-mile trail makes for a beautiful spot to ride your bike, run, walk, or skate, leading past lush grass, meadows, and the meandering San Luis Obispo Creek. Break a sweat with an after-work run down the trail, kill a few hours on a sunny afternoon there, or get the family out for a group bike ride. On the Bob Jones, you can’t go wrong. —Brenna Runner-up: Johnson Ranch

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The Mountain Air

667 Marsh St., SLO When competing with the big-box outdoor stores, The Mountain Air owner Wayne Patterson believes it’s his knowledgeable and competent sales staff that gives them the edge in the end. “My staff is all really trained, and they’re all actually out there in the wilderness,” he said. “They walk the walk.” That expertise is critical to having any credibility in SLO County and its dedicated outdoors community. The Mountain Air offers customers a wide

variety of clothes, climbing and camping equipment, and accessories, and even does ski rentals and repairs. “We try to carry the products that are unique and innovative,” Patterson said. —Peter Runner-up: Big 5

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Nipomo, Arroyo Grande, Grover Beach, SLO, Los Osos, Morro Bay, Atascadero Is your garden looking a bit sad? Head to Miner’s for the best in nursery products and services. They offer terrific customer service and advice, several varieties of plants, veggies, herbs, and succulents, plus fountains and garden art, hoses and fertilizers. “We order from several local vendors because plants stress when traveling long distances,” said Marketing Director Laurel Cadena. “We hand pick vendors for the best quality.” Miner’s also carries Yeti, top-of-the-line coolers, plus great patio furnishings and decor. They have barbecues galore and Traeger Smokers for diehard enthusiasts. Miner’s will help you go from a garden mess-up to a master gardener! —Ariel Runner-up: Ron’s Nursery GET OUT continued page 80

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Arroyo Grande, SLO, Paso Robles This farmer-owned co-operative is celebrating its 67th year. “We are owned by 2,600 local farmers and ranchers,” said CEO-Elect Cara Crye, who has been with the company for more than 20 years. Tack is anything you put on your horse, including saddles, bridles, and anything for their maintenance. They also carry a line of horse feed and supplies from horseshoes to shampoos. “Our community has kept us going,” Crye said. “We have great members, customers, and employees and take great pride in our relationship and ability to serve their needs,” she added. Their great service and products mean you will never leave with a long face! —Ariel Runner-up: Riding Warehouse

BEACHSIDE The Avila Beach Golf Resort puts golf enthusiasts within eyesight of the Pacific Ocean, an estuary, rolling hils, and a creek. What more could you ask for?

BEST PET SITTER OR BOARDING

Thousand Hills Pet Resort

173 Buckley Road, SLO Thousand Hills calls its day care and pet boarding facility, “The Resort,” and you really can’t argue with them. They’ve got suites, mini-suites, cat condos, and GET OUT continued page 82

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even cottages. The nonprofit has ample land off Buckley Road to work with, and they use it wisely by providing first-class facilities and amenities, a variety of services including pet training, and an expert staff. “We socialize our dogs every day based on size and temperament,” manager Alex Davis said. “Our staff goes above and beyond.” Another cool fact: Thousand Hills offers great work experience to Cal Poly students pursuing careers with animals. —Peter Runner-up: Stenner Creek Animal Hospital

OUTDOOR WORLD The Mountain Air has spent more than 40 years giving SLO what it needs to make it through adventures in the natural world.

BEST CHILD CARE

Robin’s Rugrats

Shell Beach “Oh I was a rugrat!” Robin’s Rugrats owner Robin Reed said. And that’s what she loves to hear about kids who have gone through her day care. “I’ve had over 170 babies because that’s what these children are to me,” Reed said. “With this job you’re inviting them into your life for life, so that’s why we say they’re a rugrat for life.” She said her child care service is different from the rest because she does it from a home setting with a large number of teachers who help each child grow and learn. —Karen Runner-up: Cal Poly ASI Children’s Center

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state. “We were asleep at the wheel,” the Resnicks said in a public apology. The incident compelled the Board of Supervisors to adopt SLO’s first-ever oak woodland regulations outlawing largescale clear-cutting. —Peter Runners-up: Arroyo Grande City Council, CalCoastNews defamation trial

Justin Vineyards and Winery clear-cutting oaks

Paso Robles It was the single most talked-about news event of the year—maybe even of the last five years. After LA billionaires Lynda and Stewart Resnick bought out Justin Vineyards and Winery, they were caught clear-cutting oak trees west of Paso Robles to make room for a vineyard expansion, leaving hundreds of acres of quintessential North County hillsides barren. Aerial photos of the scene shot by concerned neighbors went viral and sparked outrage across the county and

BEST ANNOYING PUBLIC FIGURE

Adam Hill, 3rd District Supervisor Adamhill.us I’ve called Adam Hill every name in

the book: baby-man, whiner, bully, ad infinitum. Let’s face it. He does some dunderheaded things and seems to be his own worst enemy. He’s simply a lightning rod for controversy. He accuses his SLO County Board of Supervisor colleagues of being un-collegial when more often than not he’s the one who appears rude. OK, fine, but let me say this: The man’s a bulldog for his constituents. He’s a fighter for the people. He doesn’t go along to get along. He kicks ass and takes names. He cares about the homeless, the poor, and the middle class.

He holds the Richie-Riches accountable! Keep up the good work, Adam! —The Shredder Runners-up: Lynn Compton, Salud Carbajal

BEST USE OF TAXPAYER MONEY

Road maintenance

SLO County Here on the Central Coast, we live and die by our cars. Whether it’s stuck at a dead standstill on the 101 near Shell Beach or slogging up the grade, we spend a lot of our time on the road. In 2016, the county alone was responsible COMMUNITY WATCH continued page 87

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for maintaining more than 500 miles of major and minor paved roads. And that’s not counting city roads. In November, a countywide sales tax initiative, also called Measure J, failed to pass. In April, California lawmakers passed a transportation bill that, among other measures, increased the state’s gas tax. The legislation is expected to generate $52.4 billion for road repairs in the state over the next 10 years. —Chris Runner-up: Education

THE BEST Readers voted SLOstringer as the Best Social Media Presence for the second year in row. But the win is bittersweet, as Matthew Frank (the SLOStringer) passed away in a car accident earlier this year.

BEST ELECTED OFFICIAL

SLO Mayor Heidi Harmon

SLO This year, SLO’s favorite politician is also one of its newest. Mayor Heidi Harmon was elected in November, when she defeated longtime incumbent Mayor Jan Marx by just 47 votes. “It is such an honor being SLO’s mayor and I am so excited about what is still to come,” Harmon told New Times. “I know it is true that a mayor is only as good as her council members, staff, and especially her community members.” Harmon has set some ambitious goals in the wake of her election win, including pushing SLO become a “champion” in combating climate change by becoming a “zero emissions” city. —Chris Runner-up: Aaron Gomez

BEST SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE

Matthew Frank, aka SLOstringer

SLO County This year SLO County mourned the loss of Matthew Frank, also known as SLOstringer. Working anonymously as SLOstringer, Frank cultivated a massive following on social media as he covered breaking news on the Central Coast, posting photos and videos to his social media pages. Working independently, Frank’s goal was not only to show residents in the county what was happening in their community, but also to highlight the work of local law enforcement and other first responders. “My son lived his life doing what he absolutely loved,” Steven, Frank’s father, said. Sadly, Frank died in a vehicle accident in the early morning hours of March 21. In the wake of his death, Frank’s family saw an outpouring of support from SLOstringer’s followers. Steven estimated that at least 700 people attended his son’s memorial services, which included representatives from the numerous fire and police agencies that worked with SLOstringer. “It’s just statement to the fact the everybody in fire and law enforcement in this county appreciated Matthew for showing the job they do every day,” he said. This is the second year in a row that SLOstringer won in this category. —Chris Runner-up: Dave Hovde, KSBY

BEST NONPROFIT

Woods Humane Society

875 Oklahoma Ave., SLO SLO County’s most beloved place to adopt a furry friend had a recordbreaking 2016: 1,758 total adoptions. That’s five cats or dogs adopted per day. It’s the most animals Woods Humane Society has ever found homes for in one year. The nonprofit also completed 3,700 spay/neuter operations, expanded its cattery, raised more than $1 million, and completed a merger with North County Humane Society (with plans to open a low-cost spay/neuter clinic there). “We’re so grateful for the community’s support,” Executive Director Jill Tucker said. “It takes the entire community to make us run.” —Peter Runner-up: Big Brothers Big Sisters

BEST FRIEND TO THE ENVIRONMENT

The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County 1137 Pacific St., suite A, SLO One of the perks about living in SLO County is all the natural scenery, and The Land Conservancy of San Luis Obispo County aims to keep it that way. The nonprofit organization has helped to conserve more than 15,000 acres of county land. “Through it all, we provide opportunities that bond people to the

heritage, wonder, and bounty of our vital lands,” the organization’s website proclaims. The conservancy is behind the Pismo Preserve and the restoration of the Octagon Barn. This is the second year in a row the conservancy has won this category, so I’m sure all the trees in SLO County would hug them right back if they could. —Chris Runner-up: Santa Lucia Chapter of the Sierra Club

BEST LOCAL VETERANS SUPPORT ORGANIZATION

Elks Lodge No. 322

222 Elks Lane, SLO “So long as there are veterans, the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks will never forget them.” Established in 1868, the BPOE is known for its charitable outreach. SLO’s Lodge No. 322 supports local veterans organizations. “We donate socks, toiletries, and gloves for homeless veterans,” said Veterans Chair Donna Donovan. The lodge also provides funding for veterans attending Cuesta College and Cal Poly to help defray the costs of parking permits, and it provided computers and printers for their veterans’ centers. “We also help the Fresno V.A. Hospital rehabilitation unit,” Donovan said. “We also donate to Ride-On van for rides for veterans, and members volunteer to knit afghans and caps for veterans.” —Ariel Runner-up: SLO County Veteran Services

BIGGEST PROBLEM FACING SLO

Affordable housing and lack of jobs

A clear indicator for why New Times readers chose affordable housing (and lack of jobs) as SLO County’s biggest problem is the Housing Authority of SLO’s (HASLO) answering machine. “All housing waiting lists are closed,” a robotic voice says. “The Section 8 housing choice voucher program waiting list is also closed.” Yep, if you’re in need of an affordable rental in SLO right now, you can’t even get on a waiting list. “It’s a huge problem,” said Scott Smith, HASLO’s executive director. “The good news is a lot of organizations have identified it as a problem. Hopefully, working together we can create some solutions.” Δ —Peter Runner-up: Homelessness

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