Holiday Guide Fall/Winter 2016–17 by New Times Media Group, San Luis Obispo

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FALL/WINTER 2016-2017

Sparkle, give, drink, and be merry HOLIDAY GUIDE Helping people who need it ........................................ 6 Central Coast celebrations.......................................... 8 Get your cocktail on ..................................................12 Upcycled DIY gifts .....................................................16 Gift of the Magi—tech edition....................................20 Fake winter till you make winter ................................22 Hardy annuals, and we don’t mean plants ................26 Shop local for Christmas trees ..................................28 Beer and pie (you read that right).............................32

HOLIDAY EVENTS CALENDAR Hot Dates .................................................................36 Special Events ..........................................................36 Fundraisers...............................................................40 Stage........................................................................40 Film and TV...............................................................42 Music .......................................................................42 Writers and Literature ...............................................44 Art ............................................................................44 Kids Stuff..................................................................46 Outdoors ..................................................................46

lright, everyone! You made it. Surviving that election cycle was like slogging through mud to run a marathon: It was long, arduous, and a little painful. And even if you don’t like the outcome, it’s time to celebrate the fact that it’s over. Enter the holiday season. Get those lights out, call your mom, hug your brother who voted for “the wrong side,” and get ready to do some serious cooking and some serious eating. You deserve it. With the New Times Media Group’s annual holiday guide, you can make sure you spread the love in all the right places—and if you’re lucky, maybe share a laugh, a tear or two along the way. Maybe you feel like doing your part to help the people in this county who don’t have as much as you do [6]? Or you really want to attend a cool holiday event this year [8]? We can tell you how to spruce up your holiday cocktail party [12], the most thoughtful ways to create your own gifts from the things around you [16], and a story about love that survives through strife [20]. Really feeling like you need to see some snow? There are ways to fake it on the coast [22]. How do churches feel about their once-a-year attendees? There’s a story for that [26]. We’ll show you where to find locally grown Christmas trees [28], and for an extra special treat, we’ll even help you decide what beer to pair with that holiday pie [32].

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ant to know a surefire way to feel good about your community? Pick up the phone, and call up a local nonprofit. Ask them what they’re up to this holiday season. Just ask them simple questions: What’s on your calendar? Who are you serving? What do you need? Why is this an important time of year to help? That’s what we did, and the response was both uplifting and sobering. On one hand, it affirmed the generosity that’s flowing through SLO County, like a heart pumping compassion and life force into a community to help it survive. There are some amazing people out there devoting their careers and volunteer time to admirable causes. But talking to these folks about the hardships facing many people in the community was also a cold reminder that there’s a whole lot more that we can all do. Whether you have a few extra bucks, warm clothes, or hours of your time this winter, we can assure you that there’s no shortage of opportunities for you to get involved. New Times spoke with a handful of organizations (we couldn’t catch them all … ) and asked what they had planned for the holidays.

NEEDY SEASON Janna Nichols, executive director of Five Cities Homeless Coalition in South County, knows exactly how difficult these next few months will be for her clients. They’re the most brutal of the year. For the homeless, it’s not just the cold weather. For poor families, it’s really not about the cost of buying Christmas gifts. Nichols explained how the challenges of the winter are usually more complicated. A struggling single father may unexpectedly find himself taking care of his kids over the holidays, for example. If he’s an outdoor worker, his hours might get cut. If he’s a renter, the utility bill will increase. “The challenge is, it’s more expensive to live in the winter months than the summer months,” Nichols said. People who are homeless may find that first-of-the-month checks can cover the cost of a motel room for a few weeks. But by the time Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, or New Year’s roll around, there’s nothing left in the bank, That’s where the Five Cities Homeless Coalition and other nonprofits in SLO County become essential. There are myriad ways for the greater community to help them operate their warming stations, feed their clients, and provide other needed resources to get them through the winter. Other than monetary donations, Nichols said, “specifically for that

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Mike Higgins, a Unity SLO Church member, serves brownies to clients at the Prado Day Center in San Luis Obispo on Nov. 3. The group brings lunch once a month for the People’s Kitchen. Higgins is apparently famous for his meatloaf sandwich.

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Bank’s Turkey Drive on Nov. 17, which will be stationed outside the California Fresh Markets in Pismo Beach and SLO, as well as Albertsons in Paso Robles.

we’re looking for new socks, new underwear, new sweatpants and sweatshirts.” She also welcomes non-perishable snack food in its original packaging. “The one thing to think about with homeless adults is oftentimes their teeth are in poor condition,” Nichols said. “Softer foods are better.” Churches throughout South County also have holiday meal signups, Nichols said. St. Joseph’s Church in Nipomo is hosting a meal on Nov. 20, serving from noon to 3 p.m. at 298 S. Thompson Avenue. On Nov. 23, the Pismo Beach Police Officers’ Association is holding a dinner at the Veterans’ Hall from 1 to 6 p.m. In the city of SLO, the Prado Day Center provides lunch at the People’s Kitchen seven days per week thanks to the generosity of volunteer groups, like the Unity SLO Church, which on Nov. 3 happily served soup, sandwiches, fruit, and brownies to hungry locals. The Prado Day Center staff explained that since Nov. 3 is early in the month, the lunch line was short. They assured that would change as November wore on. On Thanksgiving, Bon Temps restaurant in SLO will bring an “incredible lunch” feast to Prado Day Center clients. Donations for a pizza dinner later on Thanksgiving night are welcomed. The Community Action Partnership of SLO (CAPSLO), which operates the Prado Day Center and Maxine Lewis Memorial Shelter, is also throwing a holiday party for their clients in December. They’re asking for gift donations—tents, sleeping bags, cat/dog food or supplies, art supply kits, games, MP3 players, toys, teen gifts, or gift cards—for the party. Other needs include wrapping paper, tape, gift bags, scissors, umbrellas, large backpacks, new socks, gloves, scarves, beanies, and rain ponchos. Gift card donations can be dropped at the CAPSLO office at 1030 Southwood Drive in SLO, and physical donations at the Prado Day Center, 43 Prado Road in SLO. In North County, the El Camino Homeless Organization (ECHO) in Atascadero is celebrating its 15th birthday this year—and doing so in style. On Nov. 17, they’re replacing all the windows at their shelter thanks to generous donations from Paso Robles Glass, Vinyl Visions, Milgard Windows, and Atascadero Rotary.

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“The windows are original and old,” said Robin Smith of ECHO. “They are leaking and some are unsafe.” ECHO started in 2001 with six volunteers working out of the First Baptist Church. Today, ECHO owns its own shelter, and attracts 1,400 volunteers to help deliver food, shelter, and case management services to hundreds of homeless individuals and families. Even though ECHO’s come a long way since its beginnings, still, more than 70 percent of the organization’s income comes from local donations. Consider giving them a boost with a donation this winter. But also don’t forget about the city of Paso Robles, and the recently formed nonprofit, Paso Cares. While ECHO replaces its windows, Paso Cares doesn’t yet have a center/building/shelter of its own. Nonetheless, Board President Cherie Michaelson is working tirelessly this winter to coordinate church warming stations across town for the homeless. “We have five churches on board and hopefully more coming,” Michaelson told New Times. Paso Cares could use your help to cover the costs of insurance and transportation (to and from the warming stations). Paso’s homeless would also benefit from sleeping bags, jackets, rain ponchos, boots, tennis shoes, jeans, socks, and warm hats to survive the frigid nights. You can email Michaelson at pasocares@gmail.com, call her at 7127067, or simply drop off clothing donations at St. Rose’s Catholic Church on Creston Road. Extending a helping hand isn’t only about a transaction, though. Some exciting fundraising events are also planned over the holidays for the public to attend. In South County, on Nov. 29, Fin’s Seafood Restaurant in Grover Beach is hosting a dinner where 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to Five Cities to benefit homeless youth. It’s the third year Fin’s owner Bruce Van Vort has hosted the dinner. Then, throughout the month of December, Old Juan’s Cantina in Oceano is donating $1 to Five Cities for every combo meal purchased. The SLO County Food Bank is throwing its annual Turkey Trot events on Thanksgiving Day. There’s one in Avila—a 2-mile walk and 5-mile run along the Bob Jones trial—and in Pismo—a 5K and 10K “fun run” along the beach. All proceeds from the Turkey Trot events will go to Food Bank Coalition, where $1 donated provides $10 worth of food. While you’re grocery shopping at California Fresh Market in Pismo or SLO, or Albertsons in Paso Robles on Nov. 17, donate some food to the Food Bank’s Turkey Drive. Or better yet, sign up for a two-hour volunteer shift. In SLO, you can suit up for the Reindeer Run 5K at Mitchell Park, which is happening on Dec. 3 at 8 a.m. A chunk of the proceeds from that event also go to the Food Bank. Caroline Johnson, community outreach coordinator for the Food Bank, told New Times that all of these fundraisers help feed families who need support over the holidays. “It’s definitely one of the most needy seasons,” Johnson said. “Really it’s just covering the cost of the meal for them. Maybe they sustain themselves through their bills, but they don’t’ have the $50 to spend on a Thanksgiving meal for their family that year.” ✦ Staff Writer Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@ newtimesslo.com.

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GOING OUT WITH A BANG Solvang’s annual Julefest closes out in January with a Christmas tree burning.

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It’s that time of year that calls for hot spiced wine, bratwurst, and a stroll on a cold winter’s eve with a view of all the lights. Nope, we’re not in Germany, it’s the Cambria Christmas Market. Open from Nov. 25 to Dec. 23, the market is held on the grounds of the Cambria Pines Lodge. The market sells food, drinks, and seasonal items from open-air stalls, accompanied by traditional singing and dancing. “There’s over a million Christmas lights, and it’s just magnificent,” George Marschall, Cambria Christmas Market coordinator, said. “It’s overwhelmingly beautiful.” Tickets cost $5, $10, or $15 depending on the night. Visit cambriachristmasmarket.com for more information.

“Bah humbug!” What’s that nasally, judgmental sound you hear? Christmas cheer as Ebenezer Scrooge gives his annual performance from the balcony of a Victorian home in Paso Robles during Vine Street Christmas. Grab some free cookies and hot chocolate and meander up and down Vine Street to see all the lights and entertainment on Dec. 10 from 6 to 9 p.m. “It’s a lot of fun,” said Norma Moye, executive director for the Paso Robles Main Street Association. “The streets are blocked off and the houses are lit. As long as Vine Street is happening, TO-DO continued page 10

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IT’S NOT DECEMBER TILL THE SUGARPLUM FAIRY DANCES You know it’s Christmas when The Nutcracker comes to town and you can’t get the music for Tchaikovsky’s “Russian Dance” out of your head. Civic Ballet San Luis Obispo brings its 39th annual performance of The Nutcracker ballet with live music from OperaSLO to the Cal Poly Performing Arts Center Dec. 10 and 11. This year they even have a sugarplum fairy (Michelle Lemburg) who trained at the Royal School of Ballet in London. And every year, Artistic Director Drew Silvaggio breathes new life into the show with fresh choreography. “It’s just a wonderful energy and vibe,” Silvaggio said. “To me, Nutcracker is the beginning of the holiday season.” Tickets range from $18 to $55 and can be purchased at pacslo.org.

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TO-DO from page 8 Scrooge will be there.” Admission to Vine Street Christmas is free. Visit pasoroblesdowntown.org for more information.

OF MICE AND NUTCRACKERS Civic Ballet San Luis Obispo will perform its 39th year of the Nutcracker ballet in December.

the Guadalupe-Dunes Center’s annual Trees of the Season Gala on Dec. 16 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. The event highlights festive holiday trees donated and decorated by community members and businesses that are available through a drawing. Trees have been themed with everything from Star Wars to wine. Proceeds from the event go to an archaeological excavation to help rescue the remaining portions of the sphinx buried after the filming of the 1920s movie The Ten Commandments. “Every tree is different, it really depends on our donors,” Christina Hernandez, the center’s community outreach coordinator, said. Admission is free; tickets for the drawing will be for sale for $1 each or six tickets or $5. Visit dunescenter.org for more information.

LIGHTING UP AND BURNING DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Head on down to Vine Street in Paso Robles on Dec. 10 for free hot chocolate and cookies, Christmas lights, and a live performance featuring Ebenezer Scrooge.

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When in Solvang do like the Danish do. Start the holiday season off right with a troupe of ballerinas dancing around the tree as it gets lit, and then, come January, burn that pile of sticks to the ground with a good old-fashioned tree burning. And in between, check out a parade and chat with Santa. It’s all part of the annual Julefest celebration (pronounced yule-fest, like yuletide, get it?) running from Dec. 2 to Jan. 6.

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Kick the wine habit and bring on the cocktail bliss

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orget about that wine that’s going to pair perfectly with that turkey and the sweet potatoes. It’s not going to happen. Go straight for the booze. It’s more fun, less refined, and can take your palate on a wild ride before, during, and after dinner. And remember, it’s a celebration, so boring just won’t do. It’s got to be different. It needs some pizzazz. Perhaps a little spice, a little herb, a little infusion, a little bitters. They can all be your friends, especially in small doses. Creativity can totally be complicated, but it doesn’t have to be. That choice is up to you; it’s your party.

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FOR SIMPLICITY’S SAKE Can’t imagine your life without your staple gin and tonic but don’t want to muddle anything? Add some mint and maybe a light pour of simple syrup. Rum and coke? Throw in a little vanilla or some pomegranate juice. Vodka soda? Jab in a sprig of rosemary and a splash of fresh-squeezed orange juice. Can’t live without white wine? Make a spritzer! Soda water makes most drinks a little bubbly (festive, right?) and a dash of cranberry can bring you the fruits of the season. Whiskey soda? Swap ginger beer (the good, spicy stuff) for soda water and throw in a lime—and if you’re feeling crazy, maybe a dash of bitters. Need sugar in that drink? You’ve come to the wrong place. If you want a cranberry margarita recipe, you might want to try any and all of those food magazine websites (epicurious.com, delish.com, foodandwine.com, foodnetwork.com). That’s also where you’ll find the pumpkin pie martinis and candy cane cocktails.

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PAIR IT! Not feeling the infusion, but still want a cocktail that shows off the fact that it’s got booze in it, try something that packs a whiskey punch from the SY Kitchen in Santa Ynez. General Manager and Mixologist Anthony Battaglini recommends The Rancher. It’s pretty tasty, and pairs well with the restaurant’s roasted artichoke, a gorgeous and drool-inducing appetizer, which would be fabulous on your cocktail party table. COCKTAILS continued page 14

Throw it all in a cocktail shaker with some ice. Give it a little shake, shake, shake. Strain it over ice in an old fashioned glass with a sprig of fresh mint. And if you’re feeling especially creative, grab a slice of lemon and sprinkle it with cinnamon. Lay it over the top of that bad boy, and you’ve got a beaut! Need to make a big bowl? It should be three parts rum to one part lime juice and one part simple syrup. Bitters and Bénédictine don’t translate that way, so Sidecar’s Josh Christensen’s advice is to add those to taste. Freeze some cloves and lemon and blood orange slices into a block of ice (my advice: use a Jell-O mold) and viola! You’ve got yourself a punch.

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• 1 ½ ounces Eagle Rare Bourbon (or whatever’s your fave) • ½ ounce Yellow Chartreuse • 10 mint leaves • ½-inch vanilla bean, split • 1 ounce lemon juice • ½ teaspoon honey Muddle (I know it’s physical labor, but you’ll get through it, I promise) the mint, vanilla bean, lemon juice, and honey in the bottom of a cocktail shaker. Add in the bourbon and chartreuse with some ice. And you know what to do: Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Strain it into a French coupe glass, and garnish with fresh mint. If you’re feeling extra fancy, SY Kitchen chars a lemon slice for garnish.

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Dying to try an infusion, but don’t have all day and night or even all month to watch something turn that boring vodka into something complex and spectacular? Try some tea. Here’s a fabulous recipe from Josh Christensen, owner of Sidecar in San Luis Obispo, involving rum and masala chai. It smells like fall and pairs well with all you could ever want to eat—turkey, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie. We’ll call it Winter Punch (but if you want to order it at Sidecar, you need to ask for the Eazy E). “It’s all holidays, all day,” Christensen said. It can be made as a single serving or you can haul out that crystal punch bowl you inherited from your grandmother. You know the one; it’s got little plastic hooks around it and a set of crystal glasses that hang down the sides. To make the infusion: Sidecar uses Caña Brava Rum from 86 CO. It’s aged for three years and it’s from Panama. This rum’s got just the right amount of funk for a good cocktail, according to Christensen. But, he was sure to point out, any rum will do! The masala chai tea comes from the Secret Garden Organic Herb Shop on Higuera Street downtown. Basically, stick two full tea bags in one liter of rum for no more than 20 minutes. “Think tea,” he said. “You don’t want to over-steep the tea.”

• 1 ½ ounces of chai-infused rum • ½ ounce of lime juice • ½ ounce simple syrup • 1 teaspoon Bénédictine (it’s an herbal liquer—and if you can only ﬁnd Bénédictine & Brandy, that will work just fine) • 2 dashes Angostora Bitters

Roasted Artichoke (makes 1) • 1 globe artichoke, cleaned and trimmed • 10 peppercorns • 1 teaspoon sea salt • ½ lemon, cut in half

SEASONING SALT: • ¼ teaspoon sea salt • ¼ teaspoon rosemary, chopped • ¼ teaspoon dried garlic • ¼ teaspoon ground cumin • ¼ teaspoon oregano, fresh or dried • ¼ teaspoon celery seeds • ¼ teaspoon chili pepper • ¼ teaspoon ground turmeric • ½ cup melted butter Add one teaspoon of salt, peppercorns, and the lemon to a large saucepan filled with water. Add artichoke and bring to a boil. Cover it, reduce to medium heat, and cook until the stem is just tender. Place in bowl of cold water to stop the cooking. Drain artichoke and cut in half lengthwise. Remove choke (that’s the bristly part in the center). Mix all of the herbs and salt together in a bowl until blended. Brush or coat the artichoke with melted butter, being sure to butter inside the leaves. Season the artichoke halves generously with the seasoning salt. Place the artichokes with cut side up in a roasting pan and cook in a 450-degree oven for about 10 minutes or until nicely charred and crispy on the edges.

COCKTAILS from page 12

Turkey Panini

LEFTOVERS BRUNCH What good is a party if there’s no breakfast or lunch or brunch with friends and family the next day? Keep that celebration going, folks, with a leftovers panini brought to you by Bob’s Well Bread Bakery in Los Alamos. I’m not sure that cranberry chutney goes so well with bloody Marys, but I would put money on the fact that a mimosa would do the pairing just fine. It’ll be delicious. Trust me. Hungry? Me too. Plus, I’m feeling parched. Holidays, let’s do this. ✦ Editor Camillia Lanham is ready for turkey and everything that comes with it at clanham@newtimesslo.com.

• Fresh ciabatta or focaccia, and slice a generous piece in half, lengthwise to make top and bottom of the sandwich • 4 to 6 ounces freshly sliced roasted turkey • 2 to 3 ounces sliced white cheddar cheese • 1 to 2 ounces fresh baby arugula • Salt and pepper to taste • Cranberry chutney (recipe below) • Mayonnaise (optional) Add turkey and cheese to the bread. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Add arugula. Spread a layer of cranberry chutney on the other slice and close sandwich. If using ciabatta, butter the exterior of bread on both sides with a thin layer of mayonnaise for excellent browning and flavor. Make yourself that delish panini using a cast iron skillet, sauté pan, or panini press.

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‘The gift of the Magi’ Ver. 2.0 ix dollars and 20 cents. That was all she had. Della closed her eyes and the number faded from the ATM screen. She waited, then opened her eyes again, hoping that she’d misread the balance or misplaced a decimal. The number remained the same. “Crap,” she muttered, and began tapping out a passive aggressive Tweet decrying the corrosive impacts free-trade agreements and the predatory methods of student loan lenders as she turned her back on the traitorous machine. Tomorrow was Christmas, and the $6.20 was all Della Young had to work with as she shopped for a present for her husband, James. It had been a rough year for the young couple, who’d just embarked on married life last year. James had quit his lucrative IT job to found a tech startup with two college friends. He’d sunk most of their savings in DogToppr, an app that allowed anyone to use their phone to order an unmanned drone to deliver and place bespoke velvet top hats on dogs in any location. While the app got some positive buzz from a few blogs, the company was in dire straights. Apparently, most dogs disliked the buzzing quad-copters and wearing hats in general. It wasn’t long before the Silicon Valley money men reneged on their offer to back James’ company with another round of funding. In her mind’s eye Della could see her poor husband, hunched over a keyboard, fretting and typing as fast as his fingers could go, puffing sweet-smelling white clouds from a bulky custom e-cigarette “vape rig” he’d built from scratch. The vape rig was his pride and joy and one of the few gadgets he hadn’t sold on craigslist to help get his startup off the ground. Della furrowed her brow and continued walking past the shops downtown. Their windows were full of great gifts she had no chance of being able to afford. She heard a high-pitched “bing” that stopped her in her tracks. It was her Apple Watch. The device, a wedding gift from her father that rarely left her right wrist, was alerting her that someone had left a comment on her recent blog post titled “How this decorative

ball of twine changed my mind about childhood vaccinations.” Della felt a jolt of excitement as she looked the woman up on Twitter. Her bio listed her as a “social media influencer focused on empowering disruptive brands.” “My god,” Della whispered softly as she scrolled through the woman’s social media posts. “She’s done a TED Talk!” This could be her break. If the woman Tweeted the link to her fellow influencers, Della would be closer to getting that big blue checkmark on her Twitter account, and she would be one step closer to achieving her lifelong dream of being the world’s foremost lifestyle blogger. With enough followers, she knew big name brands would come running to her, begging to sponsor her website. Clothes, food, organic herbal vitamin supplements, they’d drive dump trucks of money to her doorstep just for her to post a photo of their products to her (hypothetical) millions of fans. She had a brief flash of rubbing elbows with the likes of fellow online lifestyle gurus like Gwyneth Paltrow, Blake Lively, and Oprah before she was rudely brought back to reality by a surly teen on a hoverboard, who knocked her over as he whizzed by. As she fell, Della kept the hand with her Apple Watch up in the air to save it from damage. “Watch where the hell you’re going!” she screamed after the errant hoverboarder, who didn’t look back and continued up the street. She felt the joy drain out of her. She wasn’t a glamorous online celebrity. Right now she was simply a broke wife with no hope of finding her husband a decent Christmas gift. She was on the verge of crying, and looked at her reflection in the closest window. A small sign posted in the glass caught her attention. “WE BUY YOUR ELECTRONICS” it blared in bold comic sans font. “iPHONE, iPAD. NO ZUNES!!!” It was your standard pawnshop, and with a heavy sigh, Della found the store’s entrance and walked inside. The proprietor was a stout, elderly man. He barely acknowledged her as she approached the counter.

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“So I hear you take electronics?” she asked. ▲▼▲▼ Della got back to the apartment two hours later. She came in the door beaming, satisfied with her plan and the gift she’d bought for James. “Hey babe,” she called out. “Merry almost-Christmas!” She quickly realized she was speaking to an empty room. James wasn’t in his usual spot at his desk. His MacBook Pro was powered off. Della was speechless. For the last year, James had hardly moved from the spot. She was seriously considering calling the police to report him kidnapped when she heard the door open behind her. James walked in, wearing the same dark hoodie and faded jeans he always wore, regardless of season. He had dark circles under his eyes. His skin looked odd to Della, as she was used to seeing it bathed in the harsh, blue light of the laptop. “I went outside,” James said and rubbed his eyes. His tone was like that of a Spanish conquistador recently returned from a doomed expedition to the darkest heart of an unmapped jungle. He looked about to continue when he eyes wandered downward. James gasped. “Della! What happened to your Apple Watch?” She looked down to her wrist where the watch and band once lay. There was nothing but a patch of noticeably pale skin in the shape of the watch. “Did you get mugged?” James asked. “I told the City Council that letting those rowdy kids and their damn hoverboards have the run of downtown would—” “No,” Della cut him off. “Don’t be mad.” James’ face took on an even more grave expression. “Did you switch to Android?” “My god no!” she answered. “I sold it.” MAGI 2.0 continued page 21

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MAGI 2.0 from page 20 “Sold it?” “Yes. For you,” Della said. She ran to James and pulled something out of the shopping bag she’d been holding. “It’s for you. Merry Christmas darling!” She held out a small, round metal object. It shined in the light. “Is that?” “Yes,” she said. “A Cobra D116 atomizer. Top of the line. For your vape rig.” The atomizer was something James had been talking about for months. Della couldn’t wait to hear how jealous it would make the other fanatics on the online vaping forums where he spent hours of his free time. “Tell me you love it!” Della said and smiled. “I do,” James said, frowning. “But Della. I sold my vape rig.” “What?” James sheepishly pulled his hand out from the pocket of his hoody and handed Della a box. She opened it to find a sparkling silver band. “I sold my rig to buy you this,” he said. “A new band for your Apple Watch.” They stood in silence for a moment, then burst into laughter and embraced. Their respective gifts tumbled to the floor as they kissed. “This is the most wonderful Christmas ever,” Della said. “I love you.” “I love you too,” James said. “I know that times are tough, but whatever happens, we love each other, and that’s what really matters.” They were still laughing and kissing when they heard a barrage of heavy knocks coming from their front door. A gruff voice—their landlord—thundered from outside. “Hey you deadbeats,” he growled. “Your rent check bounced! Where’s my damn money!” ✦ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness doesn’t own an Apple Watch or a vape rig, but he does pay his rent. Find him at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com.

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Five ways to pretend the Central Coast is a Winter Wonderland here is no denying that the Central Coast is a highly desirable place to be, whether you’re moving here or just coming for a visit. From Oprah Winfrey declaring SLO the “happiest city in America,” to what seems like the entire population of Fresno descending upon Pismo Beach every Fourth of July, to your mom’s countless Instagram photos of her and her friends wine tasting in Paso Robles, it’s not difficult to find people showing off their love for the good ol’ 805. One of the very few drawbacks of our sunny, coastal California area is its lack of festive aesthetic during the holiday season. While all that music you’re hearing in every retail store is singing about getting married by a snowman or Jack Frost invading your personal space, you’ll probably be wearing shorts and flip-flops and reminding yourself to pack sunscreen when you go to the beach later. For those who aren’t content spending their December Mele Kalikimaka style, here are five ways you can artificially harness all that holly jolliness right here on the Central Coast.

1. HIT UP GLACIER ICE COMPANY Probably the most straightforward way to achieve your goal would be to contact a company that makes its living doing that exact thing. Glacier Ice Company is located on High Street in SLO, and it does pretty much anything and everything that has to do with ice, whether it be something small like selling bags of it or something big like renting out refrigerated storage units. You can even purchase ice sculptures from them, in case you wanted to class up your next kegger. If you’re trying to create your own Winter Wonderland, however, chances are you’ll be most interested in their snow-blowing services. That’s right: These guys create technically real snow out of real ice, and

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2. GO ICE SKATING (NO, REALLY, YOU CAN!) Believe it or not, the Central Coast is home to multiple ice skating rinks, some seasonal and others available year-round. The most popular is the one hosted at Madonna Inn every year, but there is also Blades on Ice in Atascadero, Ice in Paradise in Goleta, and others. A simple Google search for “[insert nearby town here] ice skating” will probably yield you more results than you expect, and many of these rinks offer ice hockey as well.

3. GRAB A SLICE AT KLONDIKE PIZZA Pizza might not be as festive of a meal as roasted chestnuts, but Klondike Pizza’s atmosphere makes up for it. They boast an Alaskan theme, and everything about the decor—animal heads mounted on the wall, twinkle lights, wood beams, and snow shoes—will make you feel like you’re dining in a cabin on a mountain in the middle of some snowy woods. To make things even more festive, Klondike Pizza’s signature topping is reindeer meat, so you can avenge your ran-over grandmother while you eat. Visit either their Arroyo Grande or Santa Maria location to get a taste for yourself. Check out klondikepizza.com for more.

4. JOIN THE CENTRAL PACIFIC SKI CLUB Formerly known as the Cal Poly Ski Club, the Central Pacific Ski Club became disaffiliated from Cal Poly several years ago due to its reputation of partying harder than Ke$ha inside of a nightclub inside of a frat house. Despite what the jokes around campus say, however, the members genuinely are interested in snow sports, and now that it is no longer tied to the school, you don’t necessarily have to be a college student in order to join.

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Every year the club holds one “big trip” as well as multiple smaller trips, providing members with the opportunity to check out a wide variety of ski slopes. In between trips, they do plenty of fun things locally, including concerts and pub crawls. They welcome anyone interested in snow sports, even beginners, so if that sounds like the type of thing you’d like to try and don’t mind paying the $40 membership fee, contact CPSC at cpsconline.com.

5. IF ALL ELSE FAILS … Maybe you don’t have the time, money, or energy to do any of the above. Maybe you’re a person of simple pleasures who just wants to smell peppermint in the air rather than sled on manmade snow or chomp on Saint Nick’s pets. If this is you, then I’d recommend a nice stroll down Bubblegum Alley. It always smells minty there, plus if you squint you can pretend that all those colors on the walls are Christmas lights. So, there you have it. Go now and take your newfound wisdom to create the coastal winter experience you’ve always wanted. If you need me, I’ll be at the beach working on my tan. ✦ New Times intern Katrina Borges is a bit of a holiday season curmudgeon. Contact her through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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For local churches, Christmas is a chance to reach out to outsiders e called them the “hardy annuals.” It was the term my family jokingly used for the people who only attended church once a year. Usually at Christmas. They were unfamiliar faces that turned our parish’s parking lot into a clogged nightmare of traffic. They packed pews, ousting devout regulars from their favorite spots, forcing some of them to crowd in to a standingroom-only overflow section in the back of the church. If you were a regular churchgoer, Christmas meant you planned ahead for this deluge on well-recognized Holy Days, leaving extra early or opting for the midnight Christmas Eve mass instead of the consistently crowded 9 a.m. service the following morning. But while many a member of the faithful flock who shows up Sunday after Sunday might grumble about the hassle of dealing with the newbies who come once a year either out of a sense of tradition, obligation, or simply curiosity, I’d long wondered how those on the other side of the pulpit view them. How did the priests, pastors, reverends, ministers, and other men and women of the cloth who’d devoted much of their lives to the study of their faith think of the hardy annuals? The Rev. Russell Brown is a priest and the pastor at Mission San Luis Obsipo de Tolosa. Like most Catholic churches, the Mission follows thousands of years of tradition, beginning with the celebration of advent in the four weeks leading up to Christmas. “We plan a season that is more anticipatory of things to come,” Brown said. “It has the feeling of anticipation.” CHURCHES continued page 27

KEEPING THE FAITH Christmas services in SLO bring more than the regularly faithful into local churches.

CHURCHES from page 26 When it comes to people who skip advent and drop in on services for Christmas, Brown said he see it as an opportunity to reach those who might be unfamiliar with the church’s message. He said it was something he definitely thinks about as he and other priests develop their sermons for the church’s various Christmas services. “I think one of the things to keep in mind is that many people come only once or twice a year, and you want to find a way to address them as well,” he said. “You want to pull everyone together. … It can be a theme of hope. Of mystery. In think inclusion might be a good word to use.” I got a similar answer from the Rev. Silviu Stanculescu, presiding priest at the St. Andrew Greek Orthodox Church in SLO. Like the Catholic Church, the Orthodox Church has its foundations in Christianity’s early history, and its Christmas traditions have their origins in those ancient roots. While some who comes to celebrate St. Andrew’s service on Christmas may not participate in those traditions, such as the Nativity Fast, which begins on Nov. 15, Stanculescu said that all people are welcome to hear the church’s Christmas message. “The holiday is always focused on the life of Christ, the nativity, and the son of God becoming incarnate,” he said. “Our message is over the whole year, and it is a welcoming message to everybody. We welcome all people to be a part of our church.” With two of the more “traditional” faiths out of the way, I decided to look to a more modern Christian church. Bryan Stupar is the lead pastor for Calvary SLO church. According to its website, Calvary SLO is not affiliated “with any particular

denomination.” That means that Calvary has more room to have its own traditions, including when it comes to its Christmas services. “Yes we do have freedom and leeway,” Stupar said. “We are not necessarily answering to a hierocracy, and it allows us a freedom to be specific in what we like to do.” When it comes to the people who don’t make a habit of attending church regularly, or aren’t sure about their own religious journey, Calvary SLO appears to appeal directly to them. “You are the reason CSLO began,” its website states. “We want to be a comfortable place for those who are curious about God but have never felt comfortable in church before. We want CSLO to be a place where you can learn, apply and wrestle with who God is and what He desires for you.” That philosophy certainly appears to factor into Stupar’s thinking when he considers the message he wants to deliver each Sunday, including the church’s Christmas service. “They are curious and want to check things out,” he said. “My messages are always kind of geared toward taking that into consideration.” In the end, it would seem that irregular churchgoers in SLO shouldn’t feel nervous about showing up once a year on Christmas. Whether they choose to seek out the pageantry and ritual of a more traditional church, or a more relaxed and modern incarnation, the “hardy annuals” will likely be welcomed with open arms. ✦ Staff Writer Chris McGuinness doesn’t usually write in the first person but can be reached at cmcguinness@newtimesslo.com, or on Twitter at @CWMcGuinness.

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You could buy your trees from Central Coast tree producers this season t’s a family event to choose the perfect tree, decorate it with bulbs and garlands, and find gifts left by good old Saint Nick on Christmas Day. But where do these trees come from? Here on the Central Coast, many locals take a trip to their local Christmas tree farm.

HOLLOWAY’S Our first stop is Nipomo where we meet owner and operator Carl Holloway of Holloway’s Christmas Tree Farm. For Holloway, the cultivation of Christmas Trees is a trade that he grew up with. His dad started planting and selling trees in the ’50s. When his dad couldn’t take care of the farm, Holloway and his wife continued on with the family business. “It’s a full type farming operation, and it’s more diversified than a regular farming operation,” Holloway said. Caring for this specific crop is a labor of love—hey, it’s a Christmas gift from nature and the farmer, of course. Holloway’s farm is split between the trees he grows and selected types of trees that he purchases out of state. The type of tree that he cultivates for families to choose and cut down fresh from the ground is Monterey pine. This type of tree doesn’t grow naturally into the traditional Christmas tree shape; it must be clipped in order for the branches to multiply and sheared to remove wild growth. “It grows in a conical shape but a wild looking conical shape; it’s not what people are looking for in a Christmas tree,” Holloway said. He used to cultivate different types of trees that grew taller but that was years ago when he could handle the labor. Holloway employs a lot

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Monterey pines line up in rows at Holloway’s Christmas Tree Farm in Nipomo. Opening day is Nov. 17 this season, 561 South Oakglen Ave.; for hours visit hollowaysfarm.com.

of young men and women—or as he likes to call them, “kids”—to work on the farm but handling the bigger trees was a challenge. “Some of those big trees weighed 200 to 300 pounds, so it wasn’t as bad when I was younger and I could do it and show them, but it’s kind of hard to ask other people to do what you can no longer do,” he said. He gets the taller trees—noble fir, Fraser fir, and grand fir—from

Washington and only a tractor does the heavy lifting for them. Holloway prides himself on selling quality Christmas trees. But he admits it’s not a lucrative business; it’s something he enjoys doing and a family business he wanted to continue. The future of the farm is unclear, though; Holloway’s son isn’t interested in becoming a farmer. He’s currently studying to be a TREES continued page 30

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HIDDEN SPRINGS Our second stop is Hidden Springs Christmas Tree Farm in Atascadero, and it’s a different story there, where the farm is currently run by its third and fourth generation. It began with Fred Frank Jr. planting trees for the Forest Service in the late ‘50s on the weekends. His dad had recently retired and they decided to create a traffic barrier between Monterey Road and their property with two rows of Monterey pines. With new time on his hands, Frank Jr.’s father tended to the trees and a few years later sold them all for $3 each. “We started with mainly Monterey pine and a few Scotch pine but then we diversified and started planting Douglas fir and a variety of trees,” he said. “We have a little of everything so it gives people the opportunity to look around.” The trees cultivated on the farm are Monterey pine, Scotch pine, white fir, and Douglas fir to name a few. All those trees growing on the 10-acre farm is what Frank Jr. believes attracts his customers. “I’ve seen people that came as children and now bring their children,” he said, “It’s interesting to see people develop a tradition to get their Christmas tree.” The farm is similar to Holloway’s when it comes to the hard work it takes to care for this particular crop. The current difficulty for this farm is the impact of the drought, which has reduced the trees’ growth rate. Frank Jr. said that he’s growing trees that aren’t adapted to this specific climate. “It’s kind of a struggle; it takes a huge amount of effort to take a seedling to 6 or 8 feet, you’re talking about 12 years to grow for many of these trees,” he said. He uses a dual irrigation system on the farm, a drip line for the short trees and an overhead system for the taller ones. The farm has had to cut down on their water usage, but Frank Jr. is hoping to have about the same number of trees he sold last year. “It’s a lot of work. I figured when we’re making a little bit of money I’m making about $5 an hour,” he said. Although there isn’t a lot of revenue from the farm, Frank Jr.

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Hidden Springs Christmas Tree Farm in Atascadero is being run by its third and fourth generation of family. Opening day is Nov. 25 at 3202 Monterey Road; for hours visit hiddenspringschristmastreefarm.com.

and his family continue to operate it because it’s been in the family for generations and they enjoy working together to bring joy to other families. “I think there is a return to natural trees and I hope there is a return to local business,” Frank Jr. said, “and I think people like to support local business, and it doesn’t get more local than this.” The farm also buys two types of trees from out of state, noble and nordmann fir. They have them delivered by truck from Oregon but the farm has noticed that prices on the trees have gone up. Hugh Whaley, spokesperson for the National Christmas Tree Association, said there will be a lack of a variety of Christmas trees this year and a slight increase in price. “The drought in the Pacific Northwest as well as California have

certainly had an impact on the maturing level of the trees that are currently on the ground,” Whaley said. Again, Christmas trees typically take seven to eight years to grow before they are ready to be harvested, and as the current drought slows the process, they’re not growing fast enough to sell in that amount of time. Whaley’s suggestion is shop early for your tree because there might not be a lot to choose from as Christmas approaches. As you put the colorful bulbs and string the bright lights on the branches of your tree, take a step back to not only revel in its beauty but all the hard work that was put into growing your Christmas tree. ✦ Staff Writer Karen Garcia has a thing for pine needles. Email her at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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BOOZY BUSINESS Last year, I made my first bourbon pecan pie, and I think I’ll be making them every year from now till infinity. Something about the oaky smokiness of the bourbon and the rich, savory nuttiness of the filling come together to create a truly warming feast that satisfies all of my winter wishes, even if it is only “partly cloudy” on the Central Coast. For pairing, go for a no brainer: barrel-aged beer. The toasty, savory notes in the pie and the beverage will only amplify each other, upping that elusive cozy factor. Try Libertine Brewing Co.’s Stocking Stuffer, a big, dark holiday stout aged in a mélange of spirit barrels (including whiskey and fernet barrels) for more than a year. Mmmm ... toasty! Thinking of making a rum cake instead? Go with Figueroa Mountain Brewing Co.’s fifth anniversary doppelbock, a full-bodied beauty aged eight months in flavorful rum barrels, so you know it’s badass. Rich, malty, and slightly sweet, notice the notes of caramel and toffee as well as vanilla (hello à la mode!).

AS AMERICAN AS ... The clean, crisp bite of green apples paired with warm, flaky crust call for a lighter beer that won’t outshine or overdo this all-American fave. Try apple pie with Central Coast Brewing Co’s Monterey Street Pale Ale, which won silver at the recent Great American Beer Festival and gold at last year’s fest. Refreshing and hoppy with balanced malt support, this is the “all-American apple pie” of local craft beers. It can do no wrong. Now, I know we’re talking beer here, but how could I not also recommend Bristols hard cider when talking about apples? The BEER continued page 35

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BE MY CHERRY PIE Brant Myers, owner of Hop On Beer Tours in SLO, has his own holiday vibes going on. I knew I had to ask this beer nut what he’s craving these days, especially since his day job centers on scouting out the best local flavors. “With the crisp chill in the air I’m really loving SLO Brew’s Feelin’ Your Oats, a smooth, creamy oatmeal stout that just brought home bronze at the Great American Beer Festival,” Myers said. “It conjures deep notes of roasted coffee and dark chocolate, plus the mouthfeel of the oatmeal addition is like the marshmallow floating on your hot cocoa. I would gladly serve a slice of warm cherry pie to my family.” I kind of want to be at the table during Myers’ family hangouts,

don’t you? If cherry doesn’t scream beer to you, I get it. Hear him out here. “The brightness and acidity of the tart cherries will cut through the bitter hops and the toasted malts, while the cold and warm play on your tongue like some magical dance!” Myers added. OK. We’re intrigued!

PUMPKIN SPICE RIOT A century from now when we look back at the years 2008 to 2016, pumpkin spice will be splattered across every seemingly insignificant footnote. Pumpkin spice cookies, cakes, candies, (lattes!!!), and even dental chews for dogs (seriously) have most certainly pushed the humble holiday flavor combo over the edge of reason and into pure “nope” land. However, let me remind you that pumpkin pie is to pumpkin spice what the Disneyland castle is to Camelot. I say, do eat actual pumpkin pies from Nov. 1 through Dec. 31. Have as many as you like! However, just say “hell no” to pumpkin spice whatever and to pumpkin beer. It’s gimmicky and insulting and it has no place within these pages. Instead, try a slice of pumpkin pie alongside BarrelHouse Brewing Co.’s new seasonal Heidbanger Red Rye Scotch Ale, which flows with caramel, oak, and a bit of whiskey bite—perfect for setting off the cardamom and clove in that divine pumpkiny wedge. Super sad because dumb old Uncle Richard ate the last piece of pumpkin pie and like hell would you ever brave the supermarket during holiday peak craziness? Read my lips: vanilla ice cream and BarrelHouse Brewing Co. Curly Wolf Maple Vanilla Imperial Stout. The best part? No plate required. Just pour the whole beer into a half eaten pint of vanilla ice cream, grab a spoon, and retreat to the den when no one’s looking. Now that’s what the season’s all about! ✦ Hayley Thomas Cain is working off those extra calories. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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The 32nd annual Thanksgiving for Paso Robles invites everyone to a free meal of oven roasted turkey, country ham, and all the usual suspects, Nov. 24 from noon to 2 p.m. at Centennial Park Activity Center. A delivery option is available for homebound citizens, which can be arranged by calling 239-4137 before Nov. 18 at noon. Donations can be sent to Thanksgiving for Paso Robles, P.O. Box 662, Paso Robles, CA 93447. —Trever Dias

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Have yourself a merry little Christmas double feature at the SLO Little Theatre with a production of A Christmas Story, based on the 1983 classic movie, and The Santaland Diaries, based on the book by David Sedaris. A Christmas Story will be onstage Wednesday through Sunday, Dec. 3 through 23, and The Santaland Diaries will run Friday through Sunday, Dec. 9 through 17. Tickets are $15 to $35 for each show and are available at slolittletheatre.org, along with a complete list of show times. —T.D. PHOTO BY ALAN J. RAUL

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If you want to start your new year off with a cold, refreshing swim in the Pacific Ocean, you can do so at the fifth annual Avila Beach Polar Bear Plunge next to the Avila Beach pier, or the 37th annual Carlin Soulé Memorial Polar Bear Dip next to the Cayucos pier, both at noon on New Year’s Day, Jan. 1, with festivities in Cayucos beginning at 9:30 a.m. Go to avilabeachpolarbearplunge. com, or visitsanluisobispocounty.com for further info. —T.D.

Special Events WILSHIRE HOSPICE HOPE CHEST HOLIDAY DECOR EVENT Holiday room featuring merchandise that was saved all year including ornaments, garlands, wreaths, china, silver, housewares, linens, vintage items and more, through Dec. 24. 10am-5pm Wilshire Hospice Hope Chest, 445 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. More info: 5455955, jamclennan@wilshirehcs.org. 28TH ANNUAL OAK TREE BOUTIQUE Holiday gift boutique featuring all hand-crafted items: wooden birdhouses, hand knit and crocheted items, paper arts items, jewelry, scarves, handbags, and much more. Nov. 18. 8am3pm Oak Tree Boutique, 1129 Fair Oaks, Arroyo Grande. Free. More info: 235-8709, a.e.stewarts21@gmail.com. THE GALA CASABLANCA is a fundraiser presented by the Santa Maria Philharmonic featuring dinner, beverages and music from Mike Thibault, Jim Enos and the Riptide Big Band on Nov. 19 from 5 to 10 p.m. Santa Maria Country Club, 505 W. Waller Lane, Santa Maria. $100. More info: 925-0412, janet@santamariaphilharmonic.org, santamariaphilharmonic.org/gala-fund-raiser. HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Over 50 vendors await you for this one-day craft show where all items are handmade. Get a head start on your holiday shopping or buy something special just for you! Nov. 18. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero. Free. More info: 470-

3360, tbanish@atascadero.org, visitatascadero.com. CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS AT MADONNA INN Featuring seasonal entrees, Nov. 24 and Dec. 25. Thanksgiving: Noon-10pm; Christmas: 3-10pm Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. More info: 5433000, madonnainn.com. CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET Join us for the 5th Annual Cambria Christmas Market, a festive ongoing gathering in the style of Germany’s Christmas Markets with nightly entertainment. Kids 5 and under get in free. Nov. 25 to Dec. 23. 5-9 p.m. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria. $5-$15. More info: cambriachristmasmarket.com. HOLIDAY CRAFT BAZAAR Black Friday handmade crafts of all types. Nov. 25. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Paso Robles City Park, 12th & Spring Sts., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 238-4103, info@pasoroblesdowntown.org, pasoroblesdowntown.org. 12TH ANNUAL COWGIRL CHRISTMAS Nov. 25 and 26. Featuring Western vendors, door prizes, drawings, food, and more. Fri.: 10am-5pm; Sat.: 9am-4pm The Alex Madonna Expo Center, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. More info: 260-6529, thekimberblack@gmail.com, cowgirltradeshows.com. THE 6TH ANNUAL ANNIVERSARY PARTY AND BOTTLE RELEASE is presented by Figueroa Mountain Brewing Company with a celebration featuring live music, contests, gastropub food for purchase, a bottle release and more on Nov. 26 from 1 to 9:30 p.m. Figueroa Mountain

Brewing Company, 45 Industrial Way, Buellton. Free. HOSPITALITY NIGHT Hospitality Night is an annual Cambria tradition when Main Street stays open late for your enjoyment. The Cambria Library is hosting a friendly evening that includes refreshments and entertainment. Ta-Da! All ages. Dec. 1. 6-8 p.m. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria, free. More info: 781-5783, krader@slolibrary.org. CHRISTMAS IN CAMBRIA The seaside village of Cambria invites you to enjoy our village and the many events that will delight you, your family, and friends. Forget the shopping malls and mail-order catalogs this year and come enjoy your Holiday shopping in Cambria. Dec. 1 to 31. Times vary Cambria. More info: 927-3624, cambriachamber.org. CHRISTMAS AT THE LUFFA FARM Free tours, specials, and festivities! Dec. 2 to 4. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. The Luffa Farm, 1457 Willow Rd., Nipomo. Free. More info: 343-0883, information@theluffafarm.com. BELEZA NIGHTS - FUNKY SWEATER HOLIDAY PARTY Dec. 2. 10pm-1am Novo, 726 Higuera, San Luis Obispo. More info: 543-3986, novorestaurant.com. HOLIDAY BOUTIQUE Handcrafted items including carved wood walking sticks, forged BBQ hooks, jewelry, porcelain dolls, handmade soaps and lotions, knitted and crocheted items, beer mugs, needlepoint tea towels, and much much more. Dec. 2 and 3. 9am-5pm Plymouth Congregational Church, 1301 Oak S., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 227-4475, mom@usadegraafs.com. SHOP, MINGLE AND JINGLE is an opportunity

to discover dozens of merchant-driven events and happenings Dec. 2 through 4 and Dec. 9 through 11. Call for times Solvang Park, Solvang. More info: 688-7529, julefestsolvang.com. THE ROYAL FAMILY KIDS annual Holiday Home Tour event happens Dec. 3 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Santa Maria. $25 to $30. More info: 264-0731, santamaria.royalfamilyKIDS.org. ILLUMINATING EVENING AT VINA ROBLES Guests will enjoy complimentary hot chocolate and cookies as the night resonates with holiday music performed by the Atascadero Fine Arts Academy Choir. Wine will be available for purchase. The apex of the evening is the ceremonial lighting of our towering Christmas tree, and rumor has it that Santa may make an appearance. In the spirit of the season, donations of new, unwrapped toys will be accepted throughout the evening for local “The Toy Bank” organization. No reservations required. Dec. 3. 6-8 p.m. Vina Robles, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles. Please bring an unwrapped toy for donation. More info: 227-4817, vinarobles.com. ELEGANT CHRISTMAS IN THE VILLAGE Come out for an evening of celebration. Show up in your Holiday best for four hours of fun. Throughout the heart of the Arroyo Grande Village store owners and employees serving food and drinks in their costumes. There will also be live music and entertainment, don’t miss out.Dec. 4. 4-8 p.m. Downtown Arroyo Grande, Arroyo Grande. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com.

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EVENTS from page 36 APPLE FARM’S DIVA NIGHT SALE Join us for our fabulous Diva Night! This annual evening for shopping, champagne tasting, and chocolate treats will feature 35% off all retail items (excluding packaged food and wine). Get your holiday shopping done, and have some fun too! Dec. 6. 6-9 p.m. Apple Farm, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. More info: 544-2040, applefarm.com. ABE LINCOLN HOLIDAY PRESENTATION John Voehl as Abraham Lincoln presents a program about holidays in the Lincoln White House. All ages. Dec. 8. 6-7 p.m. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero. Free. More info: 781-5783, krader@slolibrary.org, slolibrary.org. WINTER WONDERLAND Winter Wonderland~ one of Central Coasts Largest Holiday Events! A winter paradise indeed for all ages with various holiday activities, over 50 food and craft vendors, and over 50 tons of snow. Dec. 9. 5-9 p.m. Sunken Gardens, 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero. Free. More info: 470-3360, tbanish@atascadero.org, visitatascadero.com. VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS SHOWCASE Enjoy the sights and sounds of the holidays on Vine Street one night only, between 8th and 21st Sts. Entertainment, refreshments, snow, Scrooge and much more. Dec. 10. 6-9 p.m. Vine St., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 238-4103, info@ pasoroblesdowntown.org, pasoroblesdowntown.org. AWAY IN THE MANGER Dec. 10. Featuring over 250 nativity scenes from across the globe, live music, and refreshments. 1-4pm Calvary Lutheran Church, 480 Monterey Ave., Morro Bay. Donations appreciated. More info: 772-8457, morrobaylutherans.org. OLIVE THE HOLIDAYS Join us at Olivas de Oro for some Holiday cheer. Sweet treats, hot cider, and olive branch wreath making. Taste some olive oil, balsamic, and tasty ranch products. Holiday gift and baskets. Dec. 10. Noon-4 p.m. Olivas de Oro, 4625 La Panza, Creston. Donations accepted. More info: 2274223, rachel@olivasdeoro.com, olivasdeoro.com. SOLVANG JULEFEST WINE AND BEER WALK PASSPORT features 16 wine and beer tasting rooms offering samplings throughout the village on Dec. 10 and 11 from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Solvang. $45. More info: 688-7529. CHRISTMAS ON THE TRAIL PASSPORT EVENT includes 20 one ounce pours and small bites from 13 participating wineries on the famous Foxen Canyon Wine Trail on Dec. 12 and 13 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Foxen Canyon Wine Trail. $45. More info: eventbrite.com/e/

TURKEY GIVE-AWAY House of Holisitcs will be giving away 200 turkeys with fixings on a first come first serve basis for anyone in need, Nov. 19. 1:30-6pm Courtyard Marriot, 1605 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo. More info: 242-0309, houseofholistics2013@gmail.com. TURKEY TROT FUN RUN Take your pick of the Tiny Mile, 5K or 10K Trail Run. Register online or pick up a registration form at the Lopez Lake Ranger Station. Nov. 20. 8am Lopez Lake, 6800 Lopez Dr., Arroyo Grande. $10 per vehicle. More info: 937-3192, rwemple@slo.co.ca.us, active.com. THE CITY OF SANTA MARIA Recreation and Parks Department presents a thanksgiving reception for active aging adults 50 and older on Nov. 22 at 11 a.m. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 E. Park Ave., Santa Maria. Free. More info: 925-0951, Ext. 2260, cityofsantamaria.org. GOBBLE WOBBLE FUN RUN Get your Thanksgiving day started Add a little class to your holiday season at the Pink Martini Holiday Spectacular, Nov. 28 at 7:30 p.m. at the Christopher Cohan Center on the Cal Poly Campus in SLO. The show will feature holiday selections from across the globe, including both classics and with a 2.5K / 5K Fun Run or Walk. Bring in a non-perishable item for recently discovered songs. Tickets are $31.20 to $89 and are available at calpolyarts.org. free entry for children. Nov. 24. 8:30 a.m. Laguna Lake Golf Course, 11175 Los Osos Valley Rd., San foxen-canyon-wine-trails-christmas-on-the-trail-2016available. Dec. 25 Noon-10 p.m. Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Luis Obispo. $5 children; $10 adults; $20 for families of 4 or tickets-27312064119. Rd., San Luis Obispo. $24.95 children; $39.95 adults. More more . More info: 781-7027, CWoods@slocity.org , active. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND SIGHTS TROLLEY TOUR info: 543-3000, madonnainn.com. com/san-luis-obispo-ca. features the best holiday décor throughout Solvang and THE CITY OF SOLVANG presents the Christmas Tree burn THANKSGIVING AT APPLE FARM Featuring a special Santa Ynez Valley. Seasonal music and hot chocolate will on Jan. 6 from 5 to 7 p.m. Mission Santa Ines, 1760 Mission Thanksgiving menu, Nov. 24. Noon-9 p.m. Apple Farm, be served on Dec. 13 from 6 to 7:15 p.m. and 7:30 to 8:45 Dr., Solvang. More info: 688-7529, julefestsolvang.com. 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. $18.95 children; p.m. Solvang Veterans Memorial Hall, 1745 Mission Dr., $38.95 adults. More info: 544-2040, applefarm.com. Solvang, $13. More info: 688-7529.

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39 EVENTS from page 38 27. 5 p.m. Short and Branch Sts., Arroyo Grande. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. DOWNTOWN SLO HOLIDAY PARADE The SLO Holiday Parade is one of the largest parades on the Central Coast, attracting thousands of spectators and featuring all types of floats, vehicles, marching bands, dancers, and more. Dec. 2. 7-9 p.m. Downtown San Luis Obispo, San Luis Obispo. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. 50TH ANNUAL SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE This is the only daytime parade in South San Luis Obispo County! Bring the entire family and enjoy a good old fashioned parade. Dec. 3. 10 a.m. 16th St., Grover Beach. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. THE JULEFEST PARADE features more than 300 participants including dancers, musical groups, vintage vehicles, horses, carriages and animals on Dec. 3 at 11 a.m. Solvang Veterans Memorial Hall, 1745 Mission Dr., Solvang. More info: 688-7529. PASO ROBLES CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE 55th Annual Paso Robles Christmas Light Parade. Dec. 3. 7 p.m. Downtown Paso Robles, 12th and Park Sts., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 238-4103, info@pasoroblesdowntown.org, pasoroblesdowntown.org. LIGHTED BOAT PARADE Come to the Embarcadero in Morro Bay and secure a spot along the waterfront to watch a procession of the most beautifully-decorated Christmas skiffs, yachts, fishing boats, cutters, sailboats, and kayaks. Dec. 10. 6:30 p.m. Embarcadero, Morro Bay. More info: 7724467, visitsanluisobispocounty.com. THE OLD TOWN ORCUTT CHRISTMAS PARADE is a fun mix of kids, animals, floats and bands on Dec. 10 at noon Old Town Orcutt. More info: orcuttchristmasparade.org.

TREE AND MENORAH LIGHTINGS TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY includes holiday displays from around the world, youth activities, refreshments, entertainment and the lighting of Santa Maria’s 24-foot Christmas tree on Dec. 2 from 5 to 7 p.m. City Hall Courtyard, Santa Maria. Free. More info: cityofsantamaria.org. THE OLD ORCUTT STROLL AND CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING is an opportunity to stroll the community and partake in many holiday activities on Dec. 2 starting at 5 p.m.

Old Orcutt, Orcutt. More info: oldtownorcutt.org. COMMUNITY TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY is part of of Julefest and will feature live entertainment on Dec. 2 from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Solvang Park, Solvang. More info: 688-7529, julefestsolvang.com. PASO ROBLES LIGHTING CEREMONY Candlelight caroling and tree lighting ceremony with free refreshments. Mrs. Claus and the elves and lots of other characters will be in attendance. Nov. 25. 5:30-9 p.m. Paso Robles City Park, 12th & Spring Sts., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 238-4103, info@pasoroblesdowntown.org, pasoroblesdowntown.org. ALTRUSA OF THE CENTRAL COAST presents the annual Festival of Trees featuring a raffle of beautifully decorated trees Nov. 25 through Dec. 10. The drawing is Dec. 11 at 1 p.m. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria. HOLIDAY HARMONY AND TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY The evening will include fresh snow, bounce houses, crafts, music, and cookie decorating. In addition, kids will have the chance to visit and take a picture with Santa. Dec. 2. 5:30-8 p.m. Pismo Beach Pier, Pismo Beach. Free. More info: 773-7063, visitsanluisobispocounty.com. ANNUAL HOLIDAY LIGHTING CEREMONY Bring your family and friends to enjoy an evening of Holiday fun! Plan for a special visit to Santa and a complimentary tour of City Hall! Dec. 2. 6 p.m. Sunken Gardenes, 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero. Free. More info: 470-3360, tbanish@ atascadero.org, visitatascadero.com. CAYUCOS TREE LIGHTING Come celebrate the holidays in Cayucos. We will be doing the annual Christmas tree lighting and caroling. Locals and visitors alike are welcome to come be merry. Dec. 4. 5 p.m. Ocean Ave. and D St., Cayucos. Free. More info: 995-1200, visitsanluisobispocounty.com. HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING Join us for cocoa, coffee and cookies, caroling and a visit with Santa! Dec. 5. 5:30-6:30 p.m. 154 S. 8th St., Grover Beach. Free . More info: 473-4580, visitsanluisobispocounty.com.

FAIRS HOLIDAYS AT THE APPLE FARM Join the Apple Farm for a classic celebration of the season’s most cherished traditions. Through Dec. 25. Varies Apple Farm Inn and Restaurant, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. Free. More info: 544-2040, visitsanluisobispocounty.com. HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS STREET FAIRE Take the family down to Morro Bay for holiday festivities, kiddie

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entertainment, food, and gifts. For more information, contact the Morro Bay Merchants Association. Nov. 27. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Downtown Morro Bay, Morro Bay Blvd. and Main St., Morro Bay. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. ANNUAL HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR features more than 25 vendors selling items such as soap, lotions, jewelry, photography, cards, albums, clothes, jams, aprons, crochet and more on Dec. 3 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. 1174 Patterson Road, Orcutt. Free. More info: 452-3073, AEClarkArts@live.com. A HANDMADE HOLIDAY The public is invited to “A Handmade Holiday.” Beautiful and professionally handcrafted gift items including knitted, crocheted, sewn, painted, and more. Dec. 3 and 4. 9 a.m. St. Timothy Parish Hall, 962 Piney Way, Morro Bay. Free. More info: 771-9565, candidcow@att.net. RAINBOW OF TREASURES HOLIDAY STYLE GIFT FAIR A home décor and gift fair on Dec. 6., featuring handmade gift items by local artisans. 9am-4pm SLO Vets Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. More info: ritasrainbows.org. HOLIDAY ON THE FARM Join us for our FARMstead Marketplace. A fun and unique holiday marketplace featuring some of our favorite local producers and purveyors. Shop local and come taste our version of the Holidays! Dec. 4. 11 a.m. Windrose Farm, 5750 El Pharo Rd., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 226-2081, info@farmsteaded.com, farmsteaded.com. CAYUCOS CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Get everything on your holiday shopping list at a discount! The Cayucos Christmas Open House is a community celebration event when great shopping deals are offered by local merchants. There will be free trolley and carriage rides, street carolers, gingerbread house display, Santa, the Grinch, entertainment, and refreshments. Dec. 10. All Day Ocean Ave., Cayucos. Free. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. SLO HOLIDAY BEER AND WINE FESTIVAL Holiday beer and wine festival featuring beer, wine, snack and treat sampling. Also featuring a silent tree auction by some of your favorite non-profit organizations. Dec. 17. 4-8 p.m. SLO Vets Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. $40. More info: 4814898, info@californiapoppyfoundation.org, santasbeer.com. PASO ROBLES YOUTH ARTS FOUNDATION HOLIDAY PARTY AND VENDOR FAIR Dec. 17. 2pm Paso Robles Youth Arts Foundation, 3201 Spring St., Paso Robles. $25. More info: 238-5825, emilyjagger@pryaf.org.

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comes to Downtown SLO. Nov. 25 through Dec. 24. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. More info: visitsanluisobispocounty.com. SANTA’S HOLIDAY HOUSE Come visit Santa Claus in the Downtown Park and take your picture with him! Hours posted on the Holiday House. Dec. 4 to 24. Downtown City Park, Spring and 12th Sts., Paso Robles. Free. More info: 238-4103, visitsanluisobispocounty.com.

NEW YEAR’S EVENTS MADONNA INN NEW YEAR’S EVE GALA Enjoy a an all inclusive Gala complete with live music, dancing, champagne, and entree choices such as prime rib, filet mignon, chicken, lobster, salmon, or vegetarian options. Leave room for dessert! Dec. 31. 5-6 p.m. First Seating; 9-10 p.m. Second Seating Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. $75 Children; $125 Adults. More info: 543-3000, madonnainn.com. NEW YEAR’S EVE WINEMAKER DINNER Join us for our very special New Year’s Eve Winemaker Dinner pairing wines from Glunz Family Cellars with a winter themed menu. This dinner will be held in the Harvest Room at our restaurant. Dinner starts at 6 p.m. and there will be a special New Year’s toast at 9 p.m. End 2016 with some delicious local cuisine and wine! Dec. 31. 6 p.m. Apple Farm Restaurant, 2015 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. $65 per person. More info: 544-2040, applefarm.com. ALL-INCLUSIVE NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION Dec. 31. Features a prix fixe menu, live music, dancing, champagne, and more. First seating: 5-6pm; second seating: 9-10pm Madonna Inn, 100 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo. More info: 543-3000, madonnainn.com. HAVANA NIGHTS AT THE CIGAR FACTORY - NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY Dec. 31. Featuring The Zongo All Stars, 2 dance floors, 2 djs, Hors D’oeuvres, and a champagne toast. Novo, 726 Higuera, San Luis Obispo. $75. More info: 543-3986, novorestaurant.com. NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH SHAWN CLARK FAMILY BAND Dec. 31. Featuring two ful bars, champagne toast, and dinner availble for purchase till midnight. 10pm12:30am Luna Red, 1023 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. Pre-sale: $15; at the door: $20. More info: 540-5243, lundaredslo.com. ANNUAL FIREMEN’S BALL Black tie attire, however

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Fundraisers HANDS IN NEPAL HOLIDAY CRAFT MARKET Second annual holiday craft market featuring various local vendors selling hand crafted wares plus unique items from Nepal. Food, beverages and live music too! 10% or more of your purchases will be donated to HANDS in Nepal to help fund programs. Nov. 18. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 22595 I St., Santa Margarita. Free. More info: 4405987, heidi@millersolar.com, handsinnepal.org/. 22ND ANNUAL BENEFIT CONCERT FOR HOMELESS SERVICES Music for an awesome Autumn afternoon. Conductor: Leonard Lutz. Guest Conductor: Josie Gastelo, Warden CMC. Nov. 20. 3 p.m. Mt Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo. Donations accepted. More info: 773-0323, countyband.info@gmail.com, slocountyband.org. FESTIVAL OF TREES Enjoy an evening of gourmet food and fine wine, plus silent auction items. Bid on beautifully decorated wreaths and trees. Proceed of trees and wreaths to benefit San Luis Obispo County non-profits and Coast Union High scholarships. Nov. 29. 6 p.m. Vet’s Hall, 1000 Main St., Cambria. $25. More info: 927-3624, bdbcambriachamber@hotmail.com, cambiachamber.org. WREATH-MAKING FUNDRAISER Come enjoy a farm-to-house Holiday filled wreath-making party for all ages. Bring home a custom fresh wreath and tons of memories while fundraising for Special Olympics San Luis Obispo. Dec. 3. 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Jack Creek Farms, 5000 Hwy 46 West, Templeton. $30. More info: 544-6444, kshannon@sosc.org. HOLIDAY ON THE BAY by South Bay Women’s Network, Dec. 4. 6-10pm Windows on the Water, 699 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. $55.

THE LAURENCE JUBER TRIO FUNDRAISER Two-time Grammy awardwinning guitarist Laurence Juber will perform with his trio in their “Holidays and Hollynights” concert benefiting local music-for-kids advocate Infinite Music Foundation. Dec. 8. 7pm The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, $30$45. More info: (888) 285-5893 ext. 4, info@InfiniteMusicFoundation.org, InfiniteMusicFoundation.org.

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COASTAL DANCE AND MUSIC ACADEMY PRODUCTION Students at CDMA present Babes in Toyland Nov. 19. 2-4pm Arroyo Grande Library, 800 West Branch, Arroyo Grande. Free. More info: 7f81-5783, krader@slolibrary. org, slolibrary.org. HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA A holiday triple bill, Nov. 17 through Dec. 31. The Great American Melodrama and Vaudeville, 1863 Front St., Oceano. More info: 489-2499, info@americanmelodrama.com, americanmelodrama.com. BABES IN TOYLAND A magical holiday fairytale ballet that is sure to delight the entire family. Dec. 3 and 4. Sat.: 2 and 7pm; Sun.: 3pm Clark Center for Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $18-$30. More info: 4899444, clarkcenter.org. A CHRISTMAS STORY The beloved holiday tale of Ralphie Parker’s high expectations of getting a BB gun for Christmas, Dec. 3 through 23. Wed.-Sat.: 7pm; Sat. and Sun.: 2pm San Luis Obispo Little Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo. $15-$35. More info: 786-2440, boxoffice@slolittletheatre.org, slolittletheatre.org/shows/a-christmas-story-2/. AN IRISH CHRISTMAS Dec. 6. 7pm Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $36-$48. More info: 489-9444, boxoffice@ clarkcenter.org, clarkcenter.org. HOLIDAY CIRCUS The most beloved family show in the world, featuring physical comedy, juggling, acrobats from the Moscow Circus, highly intelligent dogs and even house cats! Don’t miss this unique show! Dec. 8. 7 p.m. Cuesta PAC, Hwy 1, San Luis Opispo. $40. More info: (702) 610-9504, becyhawk@ hotmail.com, popovichcircuscuesta.eventbrite.com. THE SANTALAND DIARIES David Sedaris’ one-man comedy of the exploits of Crumpet the Elf at Macy’s, Dec. 9 through 17. Fri. and Sat.: 9:30pm; Sun.: 7pm San Luis Obispo Little Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo. $15-$20. More info: 786-2440, boxoffice@slolittletheatre.org, slolittletheatre.org/shows/ the-santaland-diaries/. THE SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER presents two performances of Nativity Pageant on Dec. 10 at 5 and 7 p.m. Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang. Free. More info: 688-7529, solvangfestivaltheater.org. DOROTHEA LANGE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL HOLIDAY SHOW Dec. 13.

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6pm Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $5. More info: 489-9444, clarkcenter.org. A CHRISTMAS CAROL Presented by Ballet Theatre San Luis Obispo, Dec. 16 through 18. 2 and 7pm Spanos Theatre, 1 Grande Ave., San Luis Obispo. $28$44. More info: pacslo.org.

NUTCRACKERS NUTCRACKER Nov. 26 and 27. This is a family-friendly event for ages 3 and up. All are invited to meet the characters after the show. Sat.: 7pm; Sun.: 3pm Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $20 for adult, $15 for kids. More info: clarkcenter.org. THE NUTCRACKER It’s Christmas Eve and Clara is about to have the night of her dreams! Audiences of all ages will marvel at this spectacular production accompanied by a live orchestra. Dec. 10 and 11. 2 and 7pm Performing Arts Center, 1 Grande Ave., San Luis Obispo. $18-$55. More info: 756-4849, office@ civicballetofslo.org, pacslo.org.

Film and TV

SCHOOL BREAK SPECIAL MOVIES Los Osos Library will have a series of extra movie screenings three months, during Holiday vacations. Call for titles. Rated PG. Popcorn sponsored by Friends of Los Osos Library. First movie Nov. 22. 3pm Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades, Los Osos. Free. More info: 528-1862, oystaff@slolibrary.org. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS and Christmas ShortsStravaganza, Dec. 1. 8pm Downtown Centre 7, 888 Marsh St., 546-8600. More info: 546-8600, themovieexperience.com. THE POLAR EXPRESS Dec. 3. 9am, 9:15am, and 9:30am Galaxy Theatre, 6917 El Camino Real, Atascasero. $12. More info: 460-0123. THE NUTCRACKER Dec. 18. Downtown Centre 7, 888 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo. More info: 546-8600, themovieexperience.com.

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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER HOLIDAY CHORUS The Pacific Horizon Chorus invites women and girls to join them for a free singing opportunity for the holidays. Rehearsals are Tuesdays, through Dec. 12. 6:30-7:30pm United Methodist Church, 1515 Frederick St., San Luis Obispo. Free. More info: 441-1405, singingal57@hotmail.com, pacifichorizon.org. HOLIDAY DELIGHTS CHORAL CONCERT Kick off the holiday season with the whole family and enjoy our favorite music from 40 years of choral

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music on the Central Coast. This adult choir of over 50 people will perform traditional Christmas carols, cathedral songs, and contemporary classics. Dec. 1. 7 p.m. Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo. $20$30. More info: 541-6797, sarah@vocalarts.org, vocalarts.org. HOLIDAY BAROQUE CONCERT For the holiday concert, Maestro Novak and the orchestra will present a program of masterpieces drawn from the Baroque repertoire. The opening work of the evening will be Archangelo Corelli’s Concerto Grosso Op. 6 No. 8. Dec. 2. 7:30-9:30pm United Methodist Church, 311 S. Broadway, Santa Maria. $35. More info: 925-0412, janet@santamariaphilharmonic.org, santamariaphilharmonic. org/concerts-tickets/. MUSICAL HOLIDAY LAKE WALK Come celebrate the season with a special evening walk around the Atascadero Lake! Enjoy choirs, carolers, musical groups, refreshments, holiday decorations, and free admission into the Charles Paddock Zoo. Dec. 3. 5:30-9 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9100 Morro Rd., Atascadero. Free. More info: 550-3147, blessyourfamily2@live.com. CAL POLY CHOIRS ‘A CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION’ Holiday favorites from throughout conductor Thomas Davies’ tenure (retiring in June) will be programmed including favorites from the pen of music Professor Meredith Brammeier. Plus the Cal Poly Brass Ensemble and an alumni choir. Dec. 3. 8pm Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., Bldg. 6, San Luis Obispo. $14$18 General; $9-$14 Students. More info: 756-4849, tickets.calpoly.edu, music.calpoly.edu. CAL POLY CHOIR PRESENTS A CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION Dec. 3. 8pm Harman Hall, PAC, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. $14-$18. More info: 756-2406, music.calpoly.edu. HOLIDAY DELIGHTS CHORAL CONCERT Dec. 4. This adult choir of 50+ people will perform traditional Christmas carols, cathedral songs and contemporary classics. 3pm Mission San Luis Obispo, 751 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. $10-$40. More info: 541-6797, sarah@vocalarts.org, vocalarts.org. AN IRISH CHRISTMAS You can be sure of a rip-roaring celebration of Christmas from the heart of glorious Ireland with a superb team of Irish traditional musicians, dancers, and singers. Irish folk theatre at its best! Dec. 6. 7pm Clark Center, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $36-$48. More info: 489-9444, info@clarkcenter.org, clarkcenter.org. PETER SCHUSTACK’S ANNAUL CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG Dec. 9. 7pm Linnaea’s Cafe, 1110 Garden St., San Luis Obispo. More info: 541-5888, linneas.com. PACIFIC HORIZON CHORUS HOLIDAY CONCERT Relax and enjoy a performance of holiday favorites by the Pacific Horizon Chorus. Cider and cookies will be served. Dec. 15. 4-5pm Los Osos Library, 2075 Palisades Ave., Los Osos. Free. More info: 781-5783, krader@slolibrary.org, slolibrary.org. CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY SING-ALONG Sponsored by the Arroyo Grande Rotary Club, this event includes performances by various dance and musical groups, as well as audience sing-alongs of Christmas and holiday

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songs, Dec. 18. 4pm Clark Center, 487 Fair Oaks Dr., Arroyo Grande. $6$12. More info: 489-9444, boxoffice@clarkcenter.org, clarkcenter.org. IN TIME TRIO HOLIDAY CONCERT Dec. 18. Featuring vocalists Kit Johnson, Judy Philbin, and Rebecca Robinson. 3-5pm San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. $20. More info: 543-8562, sloma.org. SLO WIND ORCHESTRA: RING THE BELLS - HOLIDAY CONCERT Dec. 18. 3pm Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, CA-1, San Luis Obispo. $15-$30. More info: 546-3198, cpactickets.cuesta.edu. FORBES PIPE ORGAN SING-ALONG Dec. 18. 3pm Christopher Cohan Center, 1 Grande Ave., San Luis Obispo. $12-$18. More info: pacslo.org.

SEASONAL MUSIC HOLIDAY DELIGHTS CHORAL CONCERT Dec. 3. This adult choir of 50+ plus people will perform traditional Christmas carols, cathedral songs, and contemporary classics. 7pm United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo. $10-$40. More info: 541-6797, sarah@vocalarts.org, vocalarts.org.

Writers and Literature THE POLAR EXPRESS Join Family Care Network Dec. 10 and 11 for a reading of The Polar Express aboard the La Cuesta train, plus a visit from Santa. 3,4,5, and 6pm Slo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo. $10 for a child, $20 for an adult. More info: 503-6269, cmiller2@fcni.org.

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FAREWELL AND HOLIDAY GIFT SHOW Offering unique, handcrafted gifts and works of art by fabulous Central Coast Artists, through Dec. 31. 11am-6pm Gallery at the Network, 778 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo. Free. More info: 788-0886, galleryatthenetwork@gmail.com, galleryatthenetwork.com. THE ANNUAL WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW Presented by Morro Bay Art Center, featuring some of the finest artworks on the Central Coast. This special holiday event is a collective of exceptional paintings, photography, and fine crafts, through Dec. 23. 12pm-4pm Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. Free. More info: 772-2504, artcenter.morrobay@gmail.com, artcentermorrobay.org.

on the Park’s educational programming. Nov. 17 to Jan. 1. Mon. and Wed: Noon-4 p.m.; Thurs. and Sun.: Noon-6 p.m.; Fri. and Sat.: Noon-9 p.m. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. More info: 238-9800, sasha@studiosonthepark.org, studios on the park.org. CRAFTART MARKET AT SLOMA Between Thanksgiving and New Years, SLOMA transforms into an art boutique. Created by local artisans, this array of ornaments, fine jewelry, textiles, holiday décor, and ceramics draws visitors from all over the region. Nov. 25 to Dec. 31. 11am-5pm San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. Free. More info: 543-8562, jkocsis@sloma.org. CAROL OF THE ARTS Presented by AGHS Choirs, Band, Dance, and Art, Dec. 12. Art show: 6pm; performances: 7pm Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande. $8. More info: 489-9444, clarkcenter.org.

OPENINGS AND RECEPTIONS ART AFTER DARK PSO Art After Dark Paso December celebrates with the opening reception for Handcrafted for the Holiday and Treasures, premium wine tasting by Brecon Estate, and live music by PJ Robertson. Dec. 3. 6-9pm Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles. $5, only if wine tasting. More info: 238-9800, sasha@studiosonthepark.org, studiosonthepark.org. SEVEN SISTERS GALLERY CHRISTMAS A diverse mix of handcrafted items will be available for holiday shopping at the annual Winter OPEN HOUSE Enjoy the best in Holiday cheer at Faire and Juried Craft Show, through Dec. 23 at Art Center Morro Bay. Items featured include our Christmas Open House, complete with music, beautiful Holiday decorations, refreshments, and paintings, photos, woodwork, fiber art, and more. Art Center Morro Bay can be reached at prizes. Dec. 3. 5-8 p.m. Seven Sisters Gallery, 772-2504. 601 Embarcadero #8, Morro Bay. Free. More info: 772-9955, the7sistersgallery@yahoo.com, sevensistersgalleryca.com. SMALL TREASURES Small Treasures is a unique holiday art exhibit and HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Taking place at four locations, Dec. 4. event. It features both two and three dimensional artwork limited in size to CASA gets a portion of art sales. Unique, affordable, hand-crafted gifts. 8”x8”, each priced at only $100, through Nov. 30. Studios on the Park, 1130 11am-4pm Bonestell Studios, Pandora-Nash Karner Ceramics, Rod Baker Pine St., Paso Robles. More info: 238-9800, sasha@studiosonthepark.org, Fused and Blown Glass Los Osos, and Richard Rowe Clayworks in Morro studiosonthepark.org. Bay. Free. More info: 458-8506, ann@bonestellstudios.com, facebook.com/ HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS California’s premier craftspeople are events/187876128222579/. featured in this invitational exhibition and retail sale devoted to bringing wide EVENTS continued page 46 public attention to the field of fine craft. A portion of every sale support Studios

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CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS GIFTS FROM THE KITCHEN WORKSHOP You’ll learn to make many different gifts including cooking extracts, stenciled kitchen towels, a holiday themed stenciled plate, bath fizzes, and bread ornaments. Preregistration required. Nov. 13. 1pm Design Studio, 1299 Nipomo, Los Osos. $65. More info: 286-5993, joanmartinfee@gmail.com, creativemetime.com. MIXED MEDIA HOLIDAY FLOWERS CLASS Enjoy a relaxing evening working with: acrylic paint, art pens, glitter, stencils, stamps, and more. Follow along with Amy Figueroa as she explains layers of color and texture. The end result is a beautiful painting of flowers. Nov. 18. 6-8:30pm Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos. $45. More info: 459-6080, hello@ leftcoastartstudio.com, leftcoastartstudio.com. HOLIDAY INFUSIONS WORKSHOP Come join us as we create culinary infusions for this season’s gift giving. We have the ingredients and inspiration to guide you as you craft tasty handmade gifts. Nov. 20. 11am The Groves on 41, 4455 CA Highway 41, Templeton. $85. More info: 226-2081, info@farmsteaded.com, farmsteaded.com. PRIVATE BARREL TASTING AND PAIRING is presented by Figueroa Mountain Brewing Company. Brewers will walk guests through a flight of four versions of the 6th Anniversary Grand Cru Ale. Each taste will include a small bite of food that pairs with that particular sample. Guests will also receive a 6th Anniversary t-shirt and a 22-ounce bottle to take home with them on Nov. 26 from 3 to 5 p.m. Figueroa Mountain Brewing Company, 45 Industrial Way, Buellton. $75. SANTA BABY LAP DANCE WORKSHOP Dec. 3. For ages 18 and up. 2pm Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. $35. More info: roxy_ royale@yahoo.com. HOLIDAY GREETING CARDS Get a head start on your holiday gifts by making some special holiday cards. Registration required. For ages 10-17. Dec. 3. 11amnoon Arroyo Grande Library, 800 West Branch, Arroyo Grande. Free. More info: 781-5783, krader@slolibrary. org, slolibrary.org. CREATIVE DAY: CHOOSE YOUR PROJECT Here’s

your chance to finish up your gift list. Contact Joan to make the project of your choosing - mosaics, hypertufa, succulent wreath, seashell planter, hypertufa basket, sea glass wire wrappred jewelry or utensils. See website for photos. Dec. 10. 11am-4pm Design Studio, 1299 Nipomo, Los Osos. More info: 286-5993, joanmartinfee@gmail.com, creativemetime.com. SANTA BABY LAP DANCE WORKSHOP FOR COUPLES Dec. 17. 5pm Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay. $35. More info: roxy_royale@yahoo.com.

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Festive farewell Say farewell to 2016 and browse a variety of holiday gifts including cards, prints, jewelry, ceramics, and more at The Gallery at the Network’s Farewell and Holiday Gift Show, through Dec. 31. The Gallery at the Network is at 778 Higuera St. in SLO, and can be reached at 788-0886.

THE CHASE SANTA 5 K/1 K RUN benefits Toys for Tots on Dec. 3 at 8 a.m. River Park, Hwy. 246 and Sweeney Road, Lompoc. $5 plus unwrapped toy. More info: 733-2255, frannyzim@aol.com, members.impulse. net/~lvdc. REINDEER RUN 2016 5K Reindeer Run and breakfast with Santa! We are partnered with the Food Bank Coalition of San Luis Obispo County. Children in strollers get in free. See website for more info. Dec. 3. 7 a.m. Mitchell Park, 1445 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo. $15 for early registration; $20 for pre-registration; $25 day of. More info: 781-7067 , dsetterlund@slocity.org , active.com/san-luis-obispo-ca. HOLIDAY MAGIC AT CHARLES PADDOCK ZOO Experience the magic of the holiday season as the zookeepers step in as Santa’s Elves to prepare gifts for the animals. Santa will be there too! Something for everyone! Dec. 17. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Charles Paddock Zoo, 9100 Morro Rd., Atascadero. More info: 470-3360, tbanish@ atascadero.org, https://charlespaddockzoo.org/. ✦

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Discover New Holiday Traditions at Allegretto Vineyard Resort The perfect destination for creating memorable holiday gatherings or group events, this Tuscan-style luxury resort blends the regionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best food and wine experiences and features 171 spacious guestrooms and suites, the on-site boutique Spa Allegretto and delicious farm-to-fork cuisine from Cello Ristorante & Bar. Guests will revel in their newly rediscovered inner harmony and enjoy an unparalleled experience. Start a joyous holiday tradition with your loved ones and book your getaway today!

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805-369-2500

2700 Buena Vista Drive, Paso Robles, California 93446

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